diff --git a/tv/183060237.txt b/tv/183060237.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2472597f6a8ffc8749f61a0d1f5dc6e10baef2e0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183060237.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,935 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183060237 -Maybe the reason the 3 Alien movie turned out as it did, was because it was damn near impossible to follow up the way James Cameron ended it... Floating away safe and secure on a space ship, with no possibilities of there being an egg there, since we saw in the second one the queen detaching the egg silo. - -I thought a good idea could be, having them crash on earth instead, and let Newt and Hicks survive and let it be a drama between Ripley and the Scientists. :) ---- 183060270 ->>183060237 (OP) -with ofc somehow there being an egg there :) ---- 183060497 ->>183060237 (OP) ->having them crash on earth instead -pleb take. The whole theme and catch of any alien movie is to feel like you're lost in space. ---- 183060613 -I don't think the queen being able to lay an egg without an egg sack is that out there. How it got in the same room as the cryopods is the problem. -Also all the longer Aliens comics sucked and I don't want to see any movie inspired by them. ---- 183060660 ->>183060497 -Yea but that would be cool, would be like a political drama, and we would find out why the scientists want the alien so bad :) ---- 183060668 ->>183060237 (OP) -I thought bishop placed an egg onboard while ridley was blowing shit up ---- 183061064 -Maybe the way to beat the Alien in the first movie is just to chillout and go in the sleeping pods lol, and put course for earth ---- 183061141 ->>183060237 (OP) -Did Aliens need some weird, contrived, pulled-out-of-its-ass retcon to Alien for it to take place? No, it fucking didn't. Aliens happened on its own, and Alien 3 could happen on its own just as well and would have been way better for it. Alien 3 could have used different characters or taken place much later just like Aliens did. ---- 183061151 ->>183061141 -ok man ---- 183061170 ->>183061151 -shut the fuck up, faggot ---- 183061211 -Killing Newt and Hicks off screen was utterly retarded. Schrodinger alien inside the ship was also fucking bullshit. - -People like to shit on Resurrection but at least it didn't pull any of this crap. ---- 183061241 -The nuclear explosion wouldn't have touched the eggs in the derelict ship, there's the source of the aliens for alien 3. ---- 183061257 ->>183061170 -ok man ---- 183061283 ->>183060237 (OP) ->we need to keep following this character story -Once again. -Somehow at some point it becomes Ripley's story, that's kinda the issue. -You can have recurring characters but then you might have to change to move on with things. -Aliens pretty much revolves around Ripley and by the end it kinda establishes some new characters that end up being new survivors in this kind of "story" with her. -3 immediately kills them offscreen in this pretty harsh way and in the end kills Ripley nonetheless, and then Resurrection happens. -They could have literally come up with everything they wanted, new characters, new story, new setting. ---- 183061299 ->>183061211 -They had such a good story with the earth war and nightmare asylum comics and they just threw them away in favor of a botched movie. I hate that every movie series I loved as a kid turned to fucking shit because of studio meddling ---- 183061394 ->>183061283 -Aliens literally ends her story happily with her new characters. No need for anything else with them. Alien 3 could have started with new characters easily. Or even started decades later, just like Aliens did, and been just fine. ---- 183061413 -Stop trying to turn Ripley, Newt, and Hicks into Sarah and John Conner and Kyle Reese. ---- 183061469 ->>183061299 -I noticed you left out The Female War. ---- 183061530 ->>183060237 (OP) -They could've written it in a way that they get picked up, Newt goes somewhere safe and Ripley and Hicks go on another alien adventure. ---- 183061538 ->>183061211 ->>183061299 ->Hix Noot Cameron-baby fans still butthurt TO THIS DAY -you love to see it -Alien 3 is a fucking masterpiece that highlights the true alien horror and cosmic despair of encountering the Xenomorph which became a curse on the life of Lieutenant Ripley. There was no gay happy endings because that's not what encountering the Alien is--it's a symbol of ultimate cosmic horror and personal invasion, and it took everything from Ripley and wouldn't stop until she sacrificed herself to stop it, a theme that is heavily echoed in the apocalyptic Christian prisoners and their beliefs in the film. You couldn't make a movie that kino today if you fucking tried. Pleb status: ->filtered ---- 183061544 ->>183061413 -No one is, they could have used a completely different cast for Alien 3. They're the idiots who decided that Ripley needed to be in every fucking movie regardless and to kill off anyone who made friends with her. ---- 183061628 ->>183061538 -i agree with this. ripley jumping into lava is a 1000x better ending to her character than living happily ever after, even if the events leading up to it are a bit of an asspull ---- 183061645 ->>183061211 ->it didn't pull any of this crap. ->We CLONED fipley out of her body on huh molten lead ---- 183061664 ->>183061538 -I still wish we got a different Alien 3 but you make a good argument. ---- 183061673 ->>183061538 -3 is so bad the director doesn't want his name attached to it. A product of corporate meddling through and through. Ripley dying at the end was an idea that came from Weaver herself, that's how done she was with this shit after reading the script for 3. -Fucking Resurrection had a better plot than this shit. ---- 183061712 ->>183061673 ->muh ebin motley smuggler crew of kooky characters -eat shit joss ---- 183061716 -Ey noobs, if the skin that the aliens have dont burn with acid, use the skin for protection in the walls where to keep the alien yeye ---- 183061764 ->>183061712 -lmao resurrection was the most formulaic shit ever made--plot like a PS1 video game complete with an underwater section -only good part was mutant Ripley Xeno flesh baby murder rapist troon wanting to have story hour on the Betty ---- 183061773 ->>183061538 -whatever retard, enjoy your film that made the franchise into the shitshow it is today. This film is why we get shit like resurrection and covenant that further demean this series. ---- 183061792 ->>183061645 -She was cloned through blood samples taken while she was at the prison planet, as stated directly through dialogue in the DC. - -Regardless, hybrid Ripley is how you evolve a series like this. Now the motherly instincts that made her the bravest person in the room during Aliens also make her the most dangerous person in the room because she doesn't really know which species she belongs to anymore. - ->>183061712 -I'll take a better plot over a better cast of characters any day, especially in a horror series where most of said characters die anyway. ---- 183061806 ->>183061764 -resurrection has good shit in it ---- 183061825 ->>183061538 -this guy gets it ---- 183061831 ->>183061764 -the hybrid alien and winona ryder (not her acting, she's just hot) are the only redeeming parts of resurrection imo ---- 183061835 ->>183061064 -Xenoclaws typed this post ---- 183061838 ->>183061538 -baced ---- 183061875 ->>183061538 -i liked alien 3 but thought final act was boring ---- 183061892 ->>183061170 ---- 183061956 -Creepiest fucking thing of the whole series desu, used to give me nightmares when I was a kid ---- 183061979 ->>183061875 -When they started killing off characters in the final act I felt nothing because they all looked the same. By the end I called Charles S. Duttons character “Morpheus” and the guy with the jacket “jacket”. When I saw the last survivor I had no idea who he was and felt nothing. People tell me this movie is kino but it’s characters are more generic and forgettable ones in the original quadrilogy. ---- 183061986 ->>183061773 -Nothing could've followed Aliens. Cameron made the ultimate happy ending. Anything that tried to follow would've been Ripley and Hicks getting married and adopting Newt and it would've been a gay sitcom. -Instead we got kino rape goggles and no fucking ice cream. ---- 183062034 ->>183061956 -Dumb as hell really. It doesn't work in anything else. You can't make a game with this piece of shit. No one wants comics or toys of it. It's a one off weird thing that's just slightly strange compared to the actual scary alien people like. ---- 183062074 ->love Alien, one of the first movies I ever fully explored all special features on/listened to commentary on ->love Aliens, one of the first movies I ever watched multiple times within the same day, even went as far as splicing together my own cut of the movie that keeps Ripley learning about her daughter in the park (which elevates the Newt stuff) but cuts the extended opening that shows what happened to the facility prior to the Marines showing up (unnecessary) ->consider Alien and Aliens two of my favorite films of all time ->had a friend summarize the opening of Alien 3 for me ->have never, not once, even on accident, watched a second of Alien 3 or any other Alien media ---- 183062122 ->>183061394 -Yes that's right, you got the point, that's what i'm talking about. -I guess this is the recurring main issue when discussing the franchise. ---- 183062139 ->>183062034 -Regular xenos stopped being scary since the 2nd movie when they started getting killed by the dozens -The genre shift to action is also what spawned the abominations that are Alien vs. Predator -Newborn is actually creepy because it has human features while being strong enough to fuck up a queen by itself ---- 183062166 -Alien 4 has the best looking aliens in any alien movie, and has hilarious evil scientists, satisfying deaths, extreme gore, likeable lead characters. :D :) ---- 183062192 ->>183062074 -You didn’t miss much in alien 3. It’s just bald space homos getting killed by an alien special effect that looks worse than the 1979 one. Anyone who tells you it’s good just likes it because of the religious stuff. ->also tell me more about your Aliens cut. Did you include the turret scene? ---- 183062211 ->>183062192 -Of course, I basically kept everything except for that stupid fucking extended opening. Everything else was pure kino ---- 183062266 ->>183060237 (OP) -Alien could've been a great anthology series about various species or Earth corporations running into the Xenomorphs, but they stuck it out with Ripley and ran out of steam. ---- 183062312 ->>183062166 ->Alien 4 has the best looking aliens in any alien movie -I hate their huge necks and flipper hands. ---- 183062327 ->>183062312 -yea except that ! ---- 183062349 ->>183062166 -The cast was the downfall of Resurrection. Besides Ripley none of the characters are interesting, the pirate captain was promising but they killed him off right at the start. The hybrid alien was an interesting idea but they also killed it off quickly instead of making it the main antagonist of the movie. -It's also too late to continue that storyline since the actress playing Ripley is really old now. ---- 183062361 ->>183060237 (OP) ->the 3 Alien movie -GOOD MORNING SIR PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL ---- 183062413 ->>183062034 ->fuck your art you can't sell toys and shit from this! -most Jewish post of the day goes to ---- 183062432 ->>183062074 -this is the James Cameron equivalent of the Star Wars onions manchild. guaranteed this guy seen Avatar 2 seven times ---- 183062437 ->>183061986 ->no fucking ice cream ->mfw I read that in his voice - -The supporting cast of Alien 3 was fucking fantastic and hard carried it, much better than the ones in the first 2. ---- 183062441 ->>183062361 -obviously they meant "the 3rd Alien movie" you pseudo-intellectual faggot ---- 183062442 ->>183060237 (OP) -Ayyys Be Clawin' ---- 183062493 ->>183062432 -Why does someone perfecting aliens over alien 3 anger you? ---- 183062529 ->>183061538 -Cope. Yes the bleak ending was interesting but killing Newt and Hicks offscreen was retarded and the movie is boring. - ->>183062166 -You could just say "Alien 4 has Dourif innit" and now its automatically better than a lot of movies. I'm taking three months off work when he dies. ---- 183062577 ->>183062074 -Based ---- 183062659 ->>183062266 -They literally did exactly that with the comics. Various xeno species and even the space jockeys. It's ok for short stories but not enough for movies that would satisfy non-fans ---- 183062733 -Do you know that most of the core plot (that didn't come from the 1998 film Soldier) of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter came from Alien 3, with some other parts taken from Alien Resurrection. ->Every character except Alice dies offscreen, including her daughter figure, Becky. (Not to be confused with Rebecca/Newt from Aliens.) ->There is a cult. ->She is badly hurt and a doctor with a secret gives her some of his secret cocktail. ->A character is sucked into a fan. ->They meet a character from a previous film who claims he is the real version of that character from a previous film. ->She dies at the end. Then gets better. -I think one the whole Alien 3 is interesting, but Alien Resurrection is better. ---- 183062743 ->>183062437 -Pete Postelthwaite was great as well. Excellent supporting cast. ---- 183062751 ->>183061538 -Based. Fucking love this movie and how eternally assblasted folks still get over it. It will never stop being funny. ---- 183062879 -4 was better than 3 because it had cool ideas ---- 183062927 ->>183062879 -maybe we should appreciate that the quadrilogy has 4 completely different movies. Scary, action, drama, comedy :p ---- 183062951 ->>183062927 -3 is shit, cope nigger ---- 183062976 ->>183062951 -seethe retard ---- 183063069 -3 is an inversion of the original. Where in Alien she's fighting the walking rape metaphor that is the Alien; in Alien 3 she's the one person on the ship that's entirely safe from it. She's also the only woman on a prison station full of men, including rapists. - -Alien: Resurrection is doing a similar inversion of Aliens; with the themes of motherhood getting twisted and played with. ---- 183063823 ->>183061792 ->cloning cope -That was dianetics level bullshit. -Literally the "science" of not only Scientology but also Homeopathics. ---- 183064379 ->>183061538 -my nigga. Alien 3 is kino - cast and staging are mint. All other opinions retarded. ---- 183064621 ->>183062166 -No. Amalgamated Dynamics were trying every trick possible to take credit for the alien design away from giger (he had to sue to get credit back) and all they ended up doing was de-alienizing it. It looks more like a fucking crab in that movie. Not a walking nightmare. - -They even pulled a stunt on A3 to get the back pipes out of the picture by deliberately leaving them off the first suit, which pissed off Fincher, so they came out with some rough pieces of shit they tied on with string, and because of the already accumulating production problems he had to let it fly. A lot of political moves were going on during A3 that had nothing to do with getting a good movie made - the only thing Fincher was concerned with. Weaver was throwing her weight around (no guns policy). The FX guys doing their credit-stealing/shifting shit as mentioned. The producers were trying to shift the series away from Cameron's new direction also (which is why they went with the original super-strange monks-in-space-in-a-wooden-planet thing) because of some fairly serious undisclosed acrimony. - -Fincher was a machine for being able to bring anything remotely watchable from that shitshow. He had great techs and crew too (DP was the guy who shot Excalibur, and even he was a replacement for the guy who shot Bladerunner, but wasn't able to keep up with the rushed production). But I think it made him really angry going forward. So there's always been an edge of spite in his movies ever since.A deep sense of "fuck you" embedded in his work. And apparently he's pretty caustic in his dealing with studio politicians post-Se7en being a giant hit. I think he was pretty savage in those Sony leaks, where everyone else would be quaking in their boots at that crazy kike bitch who was running the show. She shitcanned Rooney Mara as revenge for him not doing the second "Girl Who" movie. Even "Gone Girl" feels like a kind of reposte to that situation on his part. ---- 183064771 ->>183062743 ->Pete Postelthwaite -He died in the first 45m. ---- 183064803 ->>183062166 ->>183062349 -> The cast -> Small band of space smugglers who all live on their run down ship -> Smooth, charismatic male captain in a brown trenchcoat -> His light brown love interest -> Big dumb retard who is only there to "hurt people" -> Small, out of place brunette woman who is secretly much more than she seems -> Quirky, likeable ship's mechanic -> Black guy -> etc - -Alien Resurrection is just Joss Whedon figuring out how to write Firefly before he wrote Firefly. ---- 183065431 ->>183060237 (OP) ->having them crash on earth instead -That was the original idea for Alien 3. That they would land on a xeno-infested Earth. The first trailer was a leftover of that idea. ---- 183065502 ->>183065431 ->>183065431 -how would the earth be Xeno Infested though ---- 183065590 ->>183060237 (OP) -But the Dog Alien rules, you can't deny. ---- 183065636 ->>183065502 -A lot can happen in 57 years or whatever it was ---- 183065677 ->>183061538 ->Alien 3 is a fucking masterpiece ---- 183065716 ->>183060237 (OP) - -Here's a question. How long does it take to get from once place to the other in the Alien universe? - -The sleep in cryopods which means that it would take months if not years as we don't know what sort of engine drive they use. - -So they lost communication with the colony on LV-426. They send the Sulaco and everyone on board is in cryosleep on the way there. But how long did it take the ship to reach the planet? - -Cameron never establishes if the Sulaco had some sort of hyperspace drive that could make them go faster than light. The Sulaco is a military ship so it stands to reason that it would be designed to travel faster than your typical cargo or transportation ship. - -But how fast does it go and how long did it take to get there? Based on what's been established it would have been months before the ship reached the planet. - -Now, at one point someone says that they could expect another rescue team in 17 days, so does that mean it would only take 17 days to get from Earth to LV-426? Wouldn't that mean they have hyperdrive systems in their ship? - -Cameron is such a hack!!!FACT!!! :) ---- 183065999 ->>183060237 (OP) - -The third movie should have been set on a space station that the Sulaco has to dock with!!!FACT!!! ---- 183067289 ->>183061141 ->Did Aliens need some weird, contrived, pulled-out-of-its-ass retcon to Alien for it to take place? - -that's because james cameron had a derelict space ship full of xeno eggs to work with. at the end of 'aliens' however there was nothing left, since a nuclear explosion destroyed the ship, colony, xenos and all the eggs. -so what do you do? alien3 had to come up with something to make another xeno appear. ---- 183067398 ->>183061538 -Alien 3 chads keep winning, love the fact that old man Ridley put a stop to Neil Blomkamps bullshit fan fiction Aliens sequel and that we'll NEVER see the braindead Cameron marines shooting "bugs" again ---- 183067461 ->>183065716 ->>183065999 -Namefags deserve the rope. FACT!!!! ---- 183067513 ->>183061538 -This. Soundtrack was amazing too -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7WkiU3Dmrc [Embed] ---- 183067559 ->>183061673 -Have you heard about the concept of the death of the Author? It doesn't matter what the director thinks, the work of art is independent of him, and it was colaborative effort of hundreds of people, not just him. ---- 183067729 ->>183067289 -There is actually nothing in Aliens that implies the derelict ship was destroyed by the explosion. We know from the extended cut of the film that it's far away in a different sector, so you could just write that it didn't get destroyed. ---- 183067921 ->>183061673 -The assembly cut of 3 is much, much better than the theatrical cut. ---- 183068276 ->>183064621 ->Amalgamated Dynamics - -Always hated those guys. I noticed that anything they did on their own had a sort of cheap look and feel to it!!!FACT!!! ---- 183068385 ->>183064803 - -What they should have done after 3 is make a sequel to Aliens. Ignore 3 and start from scratch. This is something franchises should have been doing for the last few decades. - -Why make a sequel to a bad film? By doing so you're building upon a weak foundation. - -Alien Resurrection is a perfect example. The whole "we cloned Ripley" gimmick was fucking stupid and shit. - -What I would have done is this, start the movie with a montage of the events from Aliens, title card, then go on from there. Make sure that the audience understands that Alien 3 wasn't a dream or some bullshit, that this is a new sequel that ignores 3!!!FACT!!! ---- 183068570 ->>183062166 -The setting and story are generally bad. ---- 183068702 ->>183067921 -practically the same movie ---- 183068773 ->>183062074 -I'm with you, but it's really worth watching the assembly cut of 3 to get to Resurrection. Rez isn't the greatest film ever made but the aliens are wonderful and terrifying. Consider 3 and especially Rez a "What If" of the aliens franchise ---- 183068819 ->>183064803 -I don’t like alien 4 because it basically is firefly with wacky dialogue. The aliens and Ripley clone are secondary. The final alien is too ugly. It’s filled with awkward scenes nobody wants to watch again. (Alien sex scene, nude Ripley clones, butt scene, hairy eyebrows guy, the alien hybrid is the ugliest ever). It’s filled with quippy dialogue. It sank to the level of Species 2 or whatever. ---- 183068933 -Every alien film after aliens sucks, absolute shit. - -I mean they had gigers aesthetic, space marines, a fit bird etc. How do you fuck that up, seriously, holy shit. ---- 183070071 ->>183064621 -source? -I've seen a documentary on alien 3 before and don't remember Amalgamed dioing any of this? -Tom Woodruff and Alec Gillis always seem chill to me ---- 183070286 ->>183064803 -That crew kidnapped people in their cryochambers so scientists could experiment on them. Even more unsympathetic characters than the prisoners in A3. ---- 183070456 -Alien and Alien 3 ->Slow paced character driven horror kino ->One creature lurking in the dark ->Ok Giger we got what we need, fuck off my set -Aliens and Resurrection ->HOW ABOUT SOME EXPLOSIONS ->HERE'S A RAGTAG TEAM OF LOVABLE QUIPPY BADASSES WITH HUGE FUCKING GUNS ->AMERICA FUCK YEAH ->HEY GIGER WE NEED BIGGER MONSTERS, HOW ABOUT ADDING SONE VAGINAS, WE HAVE TOO MUCH COCKS ON THE XENOS ->OK TIME FOR MORE EXPLOSIONS ---- 183070582 ->>183070456 -dont compare aliens to resurrection. aliens is 1000x better than that quippy joke-a-minute mcu shit resurrection ---- 183071649 ->>183070286 -With the exception of the first 2 films there's very few characters whose death's you care about in the later films. ---- 183072379 -Alien 3 is kino and whoever says otherwise doesn't know shit about shit ---- 183073627 ->>183070071 -He’s full of shit. They never tried to steal credit from him and not even his own alien concept designs that he sent to them had the back pipes on them from the start. ---- 183073662 ->>183070456 ->Slow paced. -Nothing happens in aliens for the first hour then it's non stop action. ---- 183073710 -the first 20 minutes of this movie is KINO ---- 183073932 ->>183073710 -The audacity to put the magic egg in there. ---- 183073938 -I have a question about Resurrection. Who were the people the smugglers delivered to be human incubators? I always found that part the most disturbing. Like, were they criminals? Just normal civilians? The latter seems the most fucked up, that they would kidnap random folks to have aliens put inside their chests, but any scenario with people waking up to a horrific demise is unsettling. WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE? ---- 183074191 ->183060237 -Aliens and Terminator 2 should be lessons to all screenwriters/filmmakers: make sure you end your movie in a way that a sequel can't fuck it up. -Cameron talked about how, if he'd ended T2 with the original ending where Judgement day doesn't happen, they couldn't have made the awful sequels. -Similarly, if he'd ended Aliens with the Sulaco reaching Earth with no problem, they couldn't have fucked up so badly with Alien 3's nonsensical setup. ---- 183074219 ->>183073938 -Normal civilians. -They had no idea what was gonna happen to those people. ---- 183074260 ->>183074191 -Yeah but the deleted scene in T2 is retarded. And T3 wasn’t so bad honestly, just more of the same. James Cameron needs to get his head out of his puckered little asshole ---- 183074289 ->>183074219 -That’s so fucked ---- 183074434 ->>183073938 -Random people. That the smugglers, who are the "heroes" of the movie, are disgusting humans is a half assed attempt at moral ambiguity that Whedon liked to try so often. I only watch because of she ---- 183074454 ->>183074289 -Cloning dead people infected with a xenomorph queen is also fucked. ---- 183074456 ->>183074434 -She is pretty cute in that movie. ---- 183074682 -1 >= 2 > 4 > 3 ---- 183074755 ->>183061283 -Well, the problem is, that by when Alien 3 was in production, Sigourney Weaver was by far the biggest star in the franchise, so Fox decided that surely, she was the star of the show and she agreed to do it if they'd kill her off in the end, which they did, which in turn lead into the redartation that was Alien 4 after Fox paid enough money for her to return. ---- 183074770 ->>183074682 ->1 >= 2 -What ---- 183074867 ->>183074755 -Why would any actual fan of the franchise give two fucks if she would be in movies after 2 or 3? Are Hollywood kikes so fucking retarded that they couldn't figure out something this simple? ---- 183074893 ->>183074219 -Did they think it was going to be a surprise party? >>183070286 is right, I never cared about any of the characters in resurrection. ---- 183075049 ->>183067921 -I had to read the novelization (Alan Dean Foster is great) in order for Alien 3 to make any sense. They cut out so much of the plot structure from the movie. ---- 183075050 ->>183074867 -Big stars are the easiest thing to market. That's why Super Mario, or any animated movie for the matter, has big name actors doing the voices despite there's no real need for that. - -The truth is, Super Mario would have done bank no matter who do the voices. ---- 183075109 ->>183061170 -this ---- 183075123 ->>183074260 -T3 led to the other sequels, though. ---- 183075251 ->>183061241 -Pretty sure it would have since they actually give some distances as I recall. So wouldn't be impractical for Bishop to go get one while Ripley was rescuing Newt either. ---- 183075494 ->>183074867 -Ripley is an iconic character and arguably the best example of a strong female lead, something kikewood forgot how to make. -Yeah people care if Sigourney is in a sequel movie or not. ---- 183075693 ->>183075251 -But why is it would he do that and at what point would he have been able to nab an egg? He was with the marines the whole time when he wasn’t crawling through a duct to get rescue. That plot makes no sense. And if that’s what Alien 3 wanted they could have had him tell Ripley before goggles rape guy showed up. The bigger confusion for me is how the fuck the queen managed to get aboard the drop shop when the only way would have been through the landing gear. How the fuck would she have fit? But no one questions it because everyone sucks off james Cameron’s crusty dusty balls ---- 183075771 ->>183074770 -Looks fine to me. ---- 183075849 ->>183074770 -https://duckduckgo.com/?q=>%3D ---- 183076040 ->>183075494 -I agree, Ripley is one of those you look back on and it just harrows your soul as to how far we regressed. -Here you have a 6ft woman, far from the typical definition of a sexy female lead whos character constantly bitches and bickers with the men in the film and even gets proven right most of the time. -Yet she is beloved and nobody who watches alien/s cries she was feminist propaganda because despite kikewoods best efforts to disprove it, you can in fact make strong female characyers likeable. ---- 183076185 ->>183060237 (OP) -How about not killing off all of the characters you became invested in in the last movie before yours even starts? ---- 183076318 ->>183075251 ->Pretty sure it would have since they actually give some distances as I recall. -Correct. Bishop alludes to an explosion the “size of Nebraska” and I doubt the derelict was an entire large state away from the colony. ->>183075693 -Yeah everyone who bitches about the egg in 3 must first answer for the queen getting on board the Sulaco in Aliens. It doesn’t make any fucking sense either. Personally I don’t care about either since it’s a well established trope by that point that the alien is borderline supernaturally stealthy but still. ---- 183076654 ->>183076318 -When they're taking off at the end of Aliens one of the landing gears gets tangled in debris for a brief moment. The queen used that to climb and board the ship, it later pops out of the same landing gear when it impales Bishop. -There is simply no excusing the magical egg inside the Sulaco. ---- 183076767 ->>183076040 -It is truly sad. The thing is Ripley is too human and relatable. She’s vulnerable. She cries in every movie she’s in at least once. Each of the first three movies has a scene where she needs rescuing. She’s never shown to be unnaturally strong for a woman and she can’t outmuscle men. But she’s also loving and has a natural human need for affection and basic companionship and connection with other people. But she gets by through being smart and competent while being levelheaded and never letting her emotions getting the better of her judgment all while still being someone men and women alike want to root for. And despite some moments of super heroics (the end of Aliens) she’s not a superhero. She’s terrified and in real mortal danger in her universe. It’s not that complicated and I don’t know why mainstream films have such difficulty figuring this out. ---- 183076856 -Charles Dance is great in 3. ---- 183076971 ->>183076654 -We see the landing gear touch the scrap. There is no queen to be found in that shot, the drop ship is too small for the queen to realistically fit on board anyway, and I’m to believe nobody noticed that behemoth following them, grabbing onto the leg of the landing gear and the sheer weight of it dragging down the ship? What a bunch of bullshit. ---- 183077048 -Ripley 8 should've sided with the aliens after seeing the previous failed cloning attempts desu -She clearly regretted killing the hybrid in the ending ---- 183077071 ->>183061538 ->edgy incel autist: the post - -Ripley had already sacrificed her entire life and daughter, getting a second chance with Hicks and Newt after the carnage that went on in Aliens was far from a happy ending and much better than the bleakwank we got in Alien 3. Aliens was to Alien what Judgement Day was to Terminator and both franchises should have ended there and then. Fuck off. ---- 183077288 ->>183076185 -How about not getting invested in those characters in the first place? ---- 183077361 ->>183060237 (OP) -newt dying was bullshit. all the trouble ripley went through to save her for fucking nothing. absolutely retarded ---- 183077410 ->>183077288 -Not everyone's a psychopath, anon ---- 183077524 ->>183076767 -and then she becomes part alien and can outmuscle men like it's nothing and 6th sense aliens -but she cries when bad things happen to aliens instead of humans and calls herself the mom of the aliens aboard the ship - -interesting concepts not explored properly ---- 183077641 ->>183077410 -Fair play. ->>183077524 -I was talking about the good movies but yeah if Resurrection wasn’t such a shit heap maybe it could have done something remotely interesting with the idea. ---- 183077671 ->>183060237 (OP) -William Gibson's script was way better. It introduced another angle to everything, while keeping Hicks and Newt safe. ---- 183077737 ->>183064621 ->Weaver was throwing her weight around (no guns policy) - Based Weaver taking the tale back to its horror roots instead of the bangbang action. ---- 183077909 ->>183077641 -but alien 3 sucks dick ---- 183077942 ->>183074434 -Her story was the only interesting bit. They should have just made it a Bladerunner sequel and have the scientists be trying to introduce alien gene code into humans to create hardier Replicants. As an android who's gained sentience she looks to protect her clone slave brethren. ---- 183077947 ->>183077071 -This. What makes it even worse is that there wasn't any logical reason to kill of Hicks and Newt, Vincent Ward did it just because he found Newt "annoying." ---- 183078047 ->>183077737 -The weird thing is she didn’t even entirely get her way cause there are guns in 3 even though it’s not an action war movie like 2. ->>183077909 -no u ---- 183078144 ->>183062139 ->when they started getting killed by the dozens - -I never got this argument that Aliens was bad because they shot up the xenos. What do you think would happen when they face the military instead of unarmed, untrained civilians on a ship they couldn't risk damaging as in Alien? ---- 183078349 ->>183078144 -Who said anything about it being bad, retard? ---- 183078498 ->>183075494 -They had the opportunity to make some more iconic characters and continue the story in a logical way. Set the story a decade later after they got back to Earth safely and all the fallout from the colony destruction has calmed down. Now you have young adult Newt, and a little older Ripley and Hicks. The sky's the limit on what story they could have done then to get them back in contact with the xeno. In that time, maybe some other company found another source of eggs and was able to bring them back to Earth which starts a catastrophe. Could then have killed off Ripley like she wanted and have Newt carry any sequels. ---- 183078535 ->>183078349 -You did. ->made the xenos not scary ->directly "spawned the abominations that are Alien vs Predator" ---- 183078564 ->>183078349 ->xenos stopped being scary - -If a horror film's main antangonist isn't scary that what the fuck are you implying you spastic? ---- 183078623 ->>183078349 -Literally fucking everyone who talks negatively about Aliens, moron. That's always their primary complaint like somehow the xeno was supposed to be bulletproof and was a perfect killing machine just because Ash said so. The damn thing gets pierced by a harpoon gun, of course guns would kill them. The xenos still learn quickly and are able to fuck up the marines regardless of their weapons. ---- 183078739 ->>183078535 ->>183078564 -Aliens is a great action movie. -Stating the obvious isn't an attack dumb fucks. You can't multiply your monster and kill it off by the dozens in battle scenes without taking away what made it scary in the first place. ---- 183078804 ->>183078739 ->Aliens is a great action movie. - -A great action movie with 1 hour of tension building were nothing atcion related happens then 2 short set pieces were the protangonists get raped. This trope that Aliens is an action movie rather than a surivial horror needs to end. ---- 183078827 ->>183078623 -This nigga gets it. Ash was just trying to demoralise the remaining crew. ---- 183078854 -what would David think of the hybrid from resurrection ---- 183078910 ->>183078804 -“Survival Horror” is a genre of video game. Alien is horror, Aliens is action. Nothing needs complicating. ---- 183078949 ->>183078804 ->action movie ->noun ->A motion picture whose storyline involves fast-paced activity and conflict, usually including such elements as a heroic protagonist, violent fights, acrobatic stunts, chase scenes, and gunplay. -The moment they set foot on LV-426 it becomes an action movie. ---- 183078967 ->>183078910 -Aliens is FAR scarier and horrific than Alien. ---- 183079115 ->>183078910 ->>183078949 - -The action is incidental to the story and theme, the movie is 90% finding out what happened, building tension and dread, and then running away with 2 main shoot out scenes lasting a few mins. ---- 183079158 ->>183079115 -You're not doing yourself any favor by going against dictionary definitions that perfectly describe the movie. ---- 183079183 ->>183079158 -You're not doing yourself any favours by being a flaming retard ---- 183079254 ->>183079183 -But enough about yourself, petulant child. ---- 183079268 ->>183060237 (OP) -aliens sucked, 3 was better ---- 183079274 ->>183079254 -weak piss ---- 183079435 -Anyway, Alien 3 was retarded and should never have been made that way. They could easily have made a story many set years later, that only had one or two xenos running around and have Newt be on some remote space station or ship and have to try and save the day. Worked fantastic for Alien Isolation. ---- 183079752 ->>183079435 -do people really get butthurt about Isolation? -it goes a bit longer than it should, otherwise i think its one of the best alien games to have come out ---- 183079953 ->>183061283 ->They could have literally come up with everything they wanted, new characters, new story, new setting. -They tried. What became the final movie was a last minute re-write, and compromises across the board. They went through several scripts, William Gibson wrote one, and Vincent Ward wrote a script that was fucking amazing, but the production people didn't want to build the sets. Both scripts are available, Gibson's is even an audiobook. Ward's is online: -https://www.avpgalaxy.net/files/scripts/alien-3-john-fasano-1990-03-29.pdf ---- 183080262 ->>183079752 -I love the length. It's not like they're putting out good Alien stuff all the time. Some people complain about the androids or fighting survivors instead of only the xeno, but I love those parts and they add to the terror of the story. I liked that it finally is a different company than Weyland Yutani, which has gotten really stale. - -If only they'd adapt this for a movie or make something with the same aesthetic, but it sounds like the next movie and tv series are going to be pretty lame and decrease the scifi while making the alien into a generic horror monster. ---- 183080416 ->>183065431 -No, it wasn't. The first script for 3 was William Gibson's, which is set on a space station. There was never a working script set on earth. Alien Resurrection opened the idea of a earth-based Alien movie, but we got Prometheus instead. ---- 183081109 ->>183076971 ->the drop ship is too small for the queen to realistically fit on board anyway -Nigger, the drop ships carry the armored vehicles. You must have some kind of autism where you can't conceive the scale of things. The drop ships were huge. The queen was about the same size as the loader Ripley was in, and the dropship DWARFED that. -Fucking retard. ---- 183081454 ->>183078854 -So let me get this straight, the engineers created humans, who then created synthetics, one of which then created the xenomorphs? ---- 183081530 ->>183081454 -The Engineers hate violence, they are upset at Humanity for being violent two thousand years ago, so therefore their plan is to go to Earth and violently kill all Humans with alien monsters even though the original Humans they were upset at are long since dead. Makes sense. ---- 183081582 ->>183079268 -: / ---- 183081792 -One problem is that they think every alien movie need to connect back to LV426 for the source of the new alien. They could easily say that some company or other ship stumbled upon more space jockey signals in some other sector and found the jockeys alive or dead but was able to retrieve some eggs safely. ---- 183081836 ->>183081454 -That's what happens in the films, yes. But for some reason the engineer ship in Prometheus still has a xenomorph-like mural. ---- 183081967 ->>183081454 -Pretty much. - ->>183081836 -That's a deacon. ---- 183082325 ->>183079953 -Thanks anon, that script was cool to read ->its in the dog! ---- 183082373 ->>183081109 -That’s all very nice but the queen never climbs on board the ship. ---- 183082421 ->>183060237 (OP) ->I thought a good idea could be, having them crash on earth instead, and let Newt and Hicks survive and let it be a drama between Ripley and the Scientists. :) -the real alien could be the friends they make along the way ---- 183082460 ->>183060237 (OP) ->>183061538 - -Alien 3 is early 1990s scifi kino, but I wish they had pursued the wooden planet concept. ---- 183082465 ->>183060237 (OP) -The synthetic brought the egg on board. ---- 183082531 ->>183082373 -yes it does -otherwise the would have been no final showdown in the sulaco and not explicitly showing it makes the reveal a surprise -you must be the dumbest poster itt ---- 183082907 ->>183082460 ->wooden planet -https://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-3/gallery/wooden-planet-concept-art/ -Boomer artists are so fucking lazy. ---- 183082943 ->>183060497 -and so they arrive at earth -blah blah blah -everything is wrong, they slowly realize it, and its all a dream ! Still lost in space ! -Genius ---- 183083102 ->>183082531 -But it doesn’t. It magically appears on board at the end so we can have an epic reveal and a robot fight but you see the drop ship the entire time its leg is anywhere near the landing and there isn’t a queen anywhere to be found. ---- 183083151 ->>183082465 -Nah, Bishop was explicity shown as good and a nice contrast to Ash in the first movie. Same as Weyland Yutani were innocent of the colony'w destruction and it was explicitly only Burke's greed that got everyone killed. The story is far better that way than trying to implying they're always sneaky, lying supervillains. ---- 183083235 ->>183083102 -ok jimmy ---- 183083244 ->>183083102 -Ripley and Newt are on the landing pad, the queen comes out of the door towards them, the dropship arrives and maneuvers to pick them up, they get on board and the queen is heading towards them, an explosion happens that pushes the dropship towards metal scrap and the back leg gets stuck in it, this is when yhe Queen crawls into the landing gear. Obviously her entering can't be shown, but that's literally the reason for that scene ---- 183083576 ->>183083102 ->you see the drop ship the entire time its leg is anywhere near the landing - -Not true - watch it again. There is an explicit scene were the dropship moves towards the landing due to an explosion and a leg crashes into a pile of metallic scrap or debris implying that's how the queen got onboard. ---- 183083796 ->>183083151 -No. A big part of the first Alien is how inhuman the corporation is. Trying to make them seem like clueless well-meaning idiots ruins the setting ---- 183083906 ->>183078498 -Who wants to see some kickass gun toting Newt anyway? Out of all the alt history Aliens sequel fantasies this is the one I always understood the least. ---- 183083999 ->>183083244 ->>183083576 -Not the anon youre replying to but i get what he means, if the queen was clinging onto the ship then you dont see her at all as the dropship leaves. If it had been shown from a angle that doesnt reveal the whole ship as it leaves it would be easier to believe it clung on. - -And we see the door close behind ripley so it couldnt have gotten inside, at least not without ripley noticing. - -I mean i love Aliens but that moment is literally the queen magically appearing, not that i mind but still. ---- 183084036 ->>183078827 -He was, but he was still right about its “purity.” Smooth brains always just misunderstand the entire point of what he was saying and think that an apex predator that’s exclusively designed to eat, fuck, and kill is supposed to be some unkillable superbeing. ---- 183084083 ->>183083906 -It can be entertaining if done properly ---- 183084122 ->Not the anon -Cool we're doing that now huh. Thread calls you out on your sheer stupidity and you go full damage control instead of being a man. ---- 183084236 ->>183084122 -Gay crybaby ---- 183084277 ->>183083999 - -It's a few secs before that - the leg of the dropship crashes into metaliic scrap/debris and then retracts with a lot of shit still on it. In fat right at that scene yyou can here the queeen scream suggesting she might have been hit by the leg. ---- 183084309 ->>183084277 -my screencap is AFTER that scene where the leg gets stuck, where is she? ---- 183084368 ->>183083796 -Don't agree at all. It's been 57 years, and it's just a company that's been building better worlds and colonies for decades now. ---- 183084377 ->>183061538 -based and capped ---- 183084400 ->>183084368 -Whatever you say Bishop ---- 183084436 ->>183084122 -Pipe down, faggot. ->>183083999 -I’m that anon. I’ll admit I’m purposely being really difficult about it but the way it’s filmed doesn’t leave a lot of believable room for it to climb on board especially without anyone noticing. Anyone who can’t at least acknowledge that much is in total denial. Also the queen is never shown advancing on them once they’re on the landing. You see it standing there when the elevator door opens but that’s it. It doesn’t move. ---- 183084468 ->>183083906 -Her surrogate mother taught he to be tough and protect those she loves. In the comics they're just trying to live as normal spacers but are forced to pick up arms when they run into the xenos for various reasons, usually some bad guy trying to use the xeno for his purposes ---- 183084491 ->>183060497 ->The whole theme and catch of any alien movie is to feel like you're lost in space. -horseshit. in alien and aliens their locations are known and they are on route back to earth at any time. the cold isolation and hostility of space, yes, but it has nothing to do with being le lost. ---- 183084515 ->>183084309 -They obviously weren't going to show her. It's a horror movie shock ending for her to be on the Sulaco. But that's why they included the scene of the dropship's landing gear, for this exact reason ---- 183084534 ->>183084309 -Right in there ---- 183084540 ->>183084491 -Yeah the theme was more being isolated in space away from human civilization ---- 183084567 ->>183084083 -I wasn;t the only one jerking off to the newt in panties was I? ---- 183084589 -this scene though ---- 183084641 ->>183084515 -Yes it sounds like this guy needs every explicity show, spoiling any surprise and lacks imagination. ---- 183084726 ->>183084641 -Completely agree, that’s why I don’t mind the egg in 3. ---- 183084759 ->>183076185 -They said in behind the scenes documentary that all the writers had trouble finding room for Newt and Hicks. ---- 183084760 -^Pathetic ---- 183084883 ->>183084759 ->tfw the prisoners brutally beat and rape the girl child ---- 183084931 ->>183084883 ->can only rape 1 at a time because you have only 1 pair of goggles ---- 183085161 ->>183084883 -They did that with her corpse ---- 183085188 ->>183084726 -Nah, that's different and stupid ---- 183085312 ->>183061538 -You're the fucking retarded pleb. - -Obviously there's no real way for Ripley to have a happy ending, since at best you give her a family, a life with Hicks and Newt back on Earth, and she still spends the rest of eternity shitting brix that aliens will get there one day - even after she's dead - and destroy her descendants and anything they've built. Just knowing you're stuck inside the same universe - let alone the same galaxy - as those fucking things would haunt her for the rest of her life. And the galaxy is nowhere big enough for anyone to ever sleep at night after not only finding out they exist, but seeing them in action. Also the company is not realistically going to turn good in the end in any version, nor is human nature going to change, which is part of the problem that dooms us all in this scenario. People will always engage in the same spacefaring arrogance, greed, and arseholishness that caused and compounded her problems in the first two films. - -All that cosmic horror, bleakness of her situation, and watching her living a literal living nightmare is kino shit. That's not the issue. The rest of the film is what sucked. Spin it any way you want, but it just wasn't that entertaining, the situation and setting not that interesting, and the characters were meh and often just stupid, (stupid ideas the writers came up with, not just acted stupid in the film). - -Her sacrificing herself at the end is forced because the actress wanted it, (and like Han Solo, it's doesn't work for the story). Like I said, her dying might make sense in terms of her having to do it to kill a queen, etc. but it does nothing to address the larger alien threat, which is why she goes on the mission in the second film, (where if it had gone the way she wanted, they would have found the aliens and destroyed them, then everyone would have believed her, so Earth would mount some kind of global defence and appropriate quarantine procedures, etc.) ---- 183085339 ->>183085188 -There are a few things you can imagine for this happening - the queen could have taken an egg with her on somewhere in/or her body (and why not - the whole point of the Alien is genetic reproduction). Or I think in some of the comics/books it implies the eggs can form out of spores from the Alien itself in the absence of a Queen. - -However I would think they would have run some kind of bio scan on the ship after beating the queen and going into sleep so it is harder to justify. ---- 183085371 ->>183085188 -You can hear a facehugger slithering around at the end of the credits in Aliens. ---- 183085416 ->>183085312 ->a bloo bloo bloo ---- 183085645 ->>183085312 -This is just presumption. Ripley and the rest could have had a happy ending if that's what the filmmakers had written, but they didn't. ---- 183085739 ->>183085339 -The Xenomorphs would have instincts that promoted their spread, so in the case of a spacefaring civilisation they'd be driven to take any opportunity to board any ship, and shit like that. Hence, it wouldn't be totally absurd to suggest a Queen would opportunistically drop eggs everywhere as a contingency, etc. But it's tenuous how that happens, the egg working differently, and really falls apart after that. There is no fucking way Ripley would sleep a wink until she personally checked every inch of the drop ship and the Sulaco, I don't care what anyone says. That's the biggest problem. I can imagine a pretty kino scene where Bishop sets his own cryopod so he wakes up, drags his torso by his hands, and moves the egg, but he doesn't seem functional enough to do much before Ripley goes to sleep. Maybe engage in some deception and lie about some scans at best. It could be done, and I liked the idea of the facehugger finding it's way to the cryopods and starting an electrical fire in the process. - -That shit and them reactivating Bishop was actually the best part. ---- 183085852 ->>183085739 -Also, Bishop said it takes 45mins for the drop ship to reach the surface from the Sulaco, so they queen had all that time to get up to no good on the way back. ---- 183085942 ->>183085371 -That was added after alien 3 got released ---- 183085946 -Friendly reminder picrel 1/2 ---- 183085962 ->>183085339 -I'd simply far prefer they found the xeno somewhere else. Otherwise it just makes it a generic horror movie monster that somehow always finds a way to stow away and stay alive when they think they finally killed it. It's clear that most of the audience shared that opinion. There's no reason to be forced to have the alien on board and start some issue on the way home, instead of just letting some time pass and finding it on another planet ---- 183085981 ->>183085645 -Compare to Terminator. You think Sarah Connor could have a happy ending if she knew Judgement Day could still happen? Her motivation for going to kill Dyson, and then blow up all the research at Cyberdyne. - -You can't give her a happy ending where she just lives her normal life raising John, knowing Judgement Day is going to kill him and humanity anyway at some time in the future. And just like Aliens, she's up against human nature itself where that company lied about finding the remains of the Terminator from the end of the first film, and even without that, humans would still try to create AI, etc. ---- 183085996 ->>183085946 -2/2 They made it, we are all going to to make it. ---- 183086058 ->>183084931 ---- 183086077 ->>183085942 -The Special Edition came out in 1991. ---- 183086095 ->>183085942 -Are you serious? Jesus that's stupid. - -Han shot first and fuck all that kind of bullshit. ---- 183086184 ->>183062437 -Alien 3 has the best dialogue by far. in the first one you can tell most of it is improvised, and in the second one it's all hammy Cameron dialogue. i love all three of these movies for different reasons, it's hard for me to say which one i like the best ---- 183086207 ->>183085339 ->comics/books it implies the eggs can form out of spores from the Alien itself in the absence of a Queen. -I don't think have ever been shown to reproduce through spores. The only time the term "spores" is thrown around is in the Earth War comic. However in the comic the xenomorphs are simply referred to as the alien spore, this is just a nickname given by Dr. Oorona before his death. In the comic they were smuggled to earth and spread around by a cult. ---- 183086215 ->>183086095 -He’s wrong. ---- 183086309 ->>183060237 (OP) -I've read the Aliens 3 script where there's an outbreak on a station where the xenomorphs just burst fully formed out of the host's body and I've read the version where Ripley is the sole survivor of the Sulaco crashing into a wooden space station of exiled monks but what's the version you're referring to? who wrote it? ---- 183086379 ->>183067729 -then what Aliens 3 is just a retread of 2 where YET AGAIN Weyland Yutani sends people to their deaths on that forsaken shithole planet? ---- 183086383 -Why did Bishop put Hicks into a coma? he didn't seem that badly wounded. Seems to add some weight to the theory he snuck an egg/facehugger on board - he had access to them from the medical bay he spent a lot of time in and was alone on the dropship for a while. ---- 183086454 ->>183086207 -Was there not a cut scene in Alien were Dallas was being turned into an egg from the Alien secretion? ---- 183086469 ->>183060237 (OP) -Hicks should have been the protagonist for 3 with Ripley and Newt his family to get home to at the end. I understand the guy who plays Hicks is still quite butthurt about getting fucked over by the studio somehow and being paid very little for Aliens ---- 183086513 ->>183086383 -Kek, Hicks could barely move and had to be carried by Ripley. He was fucked up and needed some serious medical attention. - -I don't get the desire to make Bishop have secret ulterior motives. That's one of the worst horror movie tropes around. Let the guy be good as he's shown. ---- 183086584 ->>183061538 -Newt actress quit acting after Aliens and Hick actor wanted an obscene amount of money, so even if the writers hadn't killed them off they would've been played by different actors. which the plebs would've hated way more than just killing them. -also, Michael Biehn actually took the studio to court afterwards for using his likeness in picrel and he ended up being payed more than anyone else in the movie ---- 183086602 ->>183062166 -it's just too silly the series went full schlock with this fun mess ---- 183086727 ->>183086513 -He's not that badly fucked - he gave himself and injection - hardly the actions of someone at deaths door. - -Justed watched the scene again - bishops didn't put him in a coma, just gave him "another shot for the pain" - but still, access to facehuggers, putting someone out so you are alone and having time to do stuff. ---- 183086851 ->>183086454 -Yeah, Brett and Dallas were being morphed into an eggs. However you need a human host to morph into an egg, which leaves the question: who morphed into an egg? Bishop is a nonorganic synthetic android so he couldn't have. Newt was the one who got face hugged and impregnated so she couldn't have been the one who morphed into an egg (After Newt drowned in the pod the xenomorph embryo slithered out of her moth and into Ripley). Ripley obviously can't be the one who morphed into an egg. Hicks couldn't have been the one who morphed into an egg because when you are shown his corpse he still looks like a human instead of an egg. ---- 183086865 ->>183062192 ->bald space homos -we've all taken the vow ---- 183086884 ->>183086513 ->make Bishop have secret ulterior motives - -The precedent that andriods cannot be trusted and are tools of the company was already set in Alien. ---- 183086943 ->>183081454 -David created the xenomorphs as a parody of life. ---- 183087027 -It's pretty funny that after Aliens being all gung ho army movie you get this where everyone looks like a cancer patient and it's basically set in Hell and Ripley kills herself at the end. I like it. ---- 183087365 -Alien 3 didn't work because it was a case of autism. Alien already had themes and philosophical underpinnings. It didn't need any more. The second movie elegantly reinforced the dystopian elements of the first one, expanded on the themes of impregnation and reproduction, and developed the main character. Good job. -The fucking series didn't need the addition of the actual characters having out-loud arguments about sticking it to the man and cosmic religious theme of armageddon. Anyone who watched the first two movies and said "Hey, you know what this thing needs? Intertextual philosophy 101 bullshit coming from the characters!" is a nearly-human object-stacker. diff --git a/tv/183068024.txt b/tv/183068024.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a68708c363ab00341c4fb6149209fa15d5006e30..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183068024.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,952 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183068024 -AHHHHHH I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THAT GYPSY AN EXTENSION ON HER LOAN AHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEEE ---- 183068043 ->>183068024 (OP) -Is that Mac? ---- 183068194 -this looked really stupid so I never watched it but what's the premise? that's at least 2 death scenes I've seen with her in it now so what is it like groundhog day where she just keeps getting fucked over and over? - -also.... seems pretty extreme for not giving some gypsy an extension on her loan. I wonder who her other victims were... ->guy who didn't let her go first at the cigarette counter ->someone who honked at her in traffic because she nodded off at a traffic light ->owner of a small dog who pissed on her shoe ->the paperboy who missed her yard and got the paper in the gutter/bush instead ->kid at the local shop who wouldn't open the door at 5 minutes past closing time even though HE WAS RIGHT THERE! ---- 183068214 ->>183068024 (OP) ->finds out that she's going to get dragged to hell by demons and genuinely believes it ->immediately decides to sacrifice her cat to appease them instead of going to a church for help -She deserved it, desu. If she had a child, she'd probably have sacrificed them too. ---- 183068231 ->>183068024 (OP) -Raimi said she deserved it. Why is he like this? ---- 183068242 ->>183068194 -She gets haunted by demons and shit while trying to lose the curse. That's the main plot of the film. ---- 183068258 ->>183068024 (OP) -How was that gypsy so powerful ---- 183068278 ->>183068194 -It's a comedy numbnuts ---- 183068296 ->>183068024 (OP) -Well at least she didn't get hit by the train ---- 183068313 ->>183068024 (OP) -I wonder how common this is in this universe, like if it's so easy to curse somebody then how come there isn't more evidence that the after life is real? How many CCTV cameras just captured this woman being grabbed by arms and taken into the ground? How would they explain that? ---- 183068324 ->>183068194 -That's gypsies for you ---- 183068371 ->>183068024 (OP) -Her screams make me nut -Hahaha die bitch ---- 183068455 ->>183068371 -wtf! ---- 183068456 ->>183068194 ->I haven’t even seen this movie but I’ll still sit here and type out the longest post by a long-shot in a thread about it, look at me go! -Why is /tv/ like this, what an absolute waste of time. ---- 183068459 ->>183068194 -The movie taught me one thing. Never deal with gypsyies. Avoid them at all cost. ---- 183068480 ->>183068024 (OP) -Wait, America has trains? ---- 183068481 ->>183068194 -Literal retard here. ---- 183068572 ->>183068024 (OP) ---- 183068597 ->>183068572 -kek ---- 183068599 ->>183068480 -Only to be used as weapons against the populace. ---- 183068750 -Grave scene was really epic ---- 183068770 ->>183068024 (OP) -She was so fucking cute, can't believe she quit acting to have like 20 kids ---- 183068864 ->banks are bad actually ->employees who are ruthless about promotions are bad ---- 183068890 ->>183068864 ->If you don't give a deadbeat manipulative gypo an extension on her mortgage then you deserve hell ---- 183068921 ->>183068480 -And running water. ---- 183068996 ->>183068194 ->seems pretty extreme for not giving some gypsy an extension on her loan -and Americans wonder why we hate gypsies more than they hate niggers ---- 183069046 ->>183068194 -its proof that you should kill gyppos where you find them ---- 183069080 ->>183068864 -He is literally the most kino director ---- 183069230 ->yes goy, don't notice the Jews running the banks, focus on the abusive old lady who was jewed out of her money ---- 183069272 ->>183068313 -A popular theory is that it was all in her head, hence why they bothered to have her dragging to hell happen right as a train would have run her over. What the other guy actually saw was the train killing her. ---- 183069602 ->>183068313 -Autists shouldn't be allowed to talk about art. ---- 183069669 ->>183068194 ->smokes ->falls asleep while driving -I knew your post was going to be retarded but god damn you really surpassed my expectations. ---- 183069761 ->>183069669 -These are two different situations retard. ---- 183069790 ->>183068371 -begone gypsyie ---- 183070114 -AAAAHHHHH I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED MORE SPEELS BEFORE SIGNING UP FOR THE NAPOLEONIC WARS SAVE ME ELEMENTAL SPIRITS ---- 183070239 -Prime Lohman was next level. ---- 183070242 ->>183068459 -W*men are the gypsies of gender. ---- 183070298 ->>183070114 -Good show desu. And he was a great war magician, it's just that before Waterloo he had focused on logistics and deception rather than combat magic. ---- 183070304 ->>183068024 (OP) -wow, she got really lucky those demons saved her from getting hit by that train just in the nick of time. ---- 183070364 ->"Christ, save me!" -Easy. ---- 183070397 ->>183068231 -She shamed her a little. ---- 183070415 ->>183069272 -Except the guy was ready to help her but got scared once the magic flaming hands appeared ---- 183070423 -What's the reception like in hell? ---- 183070429 ->called Drag Me To Hell ->characters gets dragged to hell -Whoaaaaaaa ---- 183070452 ->>183068024 (OP) -Poor Justin always gets into some weird predicaments ---- 183070454 ->>183068024 (OP) ->God ->"Those who believe in me, treat their neighbors kindly, and follow my teachings shall see the Kingdom of Heaven." ->"Oh wait, you mildly pissed off a gypsy woman and she cursed you to hell?" ->"Sorry, it's out of my hands. Say hi to Lucifer for me." ---- 183070560 -What happens if you cursed god? ---- 183070593 ->>183070560 -You cant curse something that isnt real ---- 183070599 ->>183070454 -curses and magic don;t work on Roman Catholic Christians in a state of grace. ---- 183070611 -test ---- 183070648 ->>183070454 -Unironically there comes a point where if you live for yourself and you live a life of sin God will remove all of His protections from you. It isnt done out of spite nor out of a lack of love(gods love is infinite) but you're not impervious to the evils of the world without an active relationship with God. It took me years to fully understand that. Go to mass. Go to confession. Ask to receive Christ into your heart and you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable. You've got a guardian angel too, depending on what bloodline you come from you may have several ---- 183070669 ->>183070593 -:( ---- 183070981 ->>183070114 ->>183070298 -please sauce me up senpais ---- 183071018 ->>183070981 -Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell ---- 183071081 ->>183071018 -Thank you very much ---- 183071121 ->>183068890 -that's what she gets for working in such a jewish industry ---- 183071303 ->>183070560 ---- 183071551 ->>183071303 -kek ---- 183071617 ->>183070114 -Literally Bigby's Grasping Hand. ---- 183072075 ->>183068480 -Yes, we've begun to embrace this new chinese "train" technology ---- 183072116 ->>183068194 -The film is an allegory for eating disorders ---- 183072167 -Did this actress do anything else? ---- 183073224 ->>183072167 -no ---- 183073244 ->>183072167 -Give birth to about 20 kids ---- 183073262 ->>183068480 -Only ones filled with chemicals that derail every week ---- 183073400 ->>183069602 ->(((art))) ---- 183073477 ->>183073400 -Where's your art? Heh, didn't think so kiddo ---- 183073862 ->>183070114 -Is this Naruto? ---- 183073928 ->>183068194 -don't watch it. it's too good for you ---- 183074484 ->>183068024 (OP) -She didn't deserve her fate. ---- 183074761 ->>183074663 -wtf am I watching ---- 183074779 ->>183074761 -A Sam Raimi movie. ---- 183074857 ->>183071303 - -What is this mental illness called? ---- 183075315 -This movie is very uncomfortable to me. Not because I think it's scary, but its from a movie genre that I hate. ->character does dumb shit ->character does even more dumb shit ->character still doing more dumb shit ->when you think character will stop, continues doing more dumb shit. ->goes from bad situation to extreme bad situation for 2 hours. - -I hate this. Is there a name for this kind of movie/narrative progression? ---- 183075414 ->>183068024 (OP) -Hell is kind, don't let her suffer a train on her but directly put her in their hands ---- 183075528 ->>183070114 -I don't remember the avatar having this much hair. ---- 183075537 -Kino. ---- 183075645 ->>183068194 -i like you. keep posting i’ll keep reading ---- 183075862 ->>183075315 -comedy of errors ---- 183075874 ->>183068024 (OP) -Do all Jews have black magic jew powers to use against gentiles who try to out-jew them? ---- 183075898 ->unfair and horrific thing happens in a horror movie -holy shit ---- 183076019 ->>183075862 ->comedy of errors -yes, but is a genre that goes beyond comedy where main character goes from bad to worst for 2 hours, doing always bad/dumb choices - ->Requiem for a dream ->The Vanishing ->Nick of Time ---- 183076036 ->>183076019 -Comedy has a broader meaning than the film genre. The term you are looking for is comedy of errors. ---- 183076048 ->>183068313 ->if it's so easy to curse somebody then how come there isn't more evidence that the after life is real? -There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit that gets remarked as "fake, special effects, photo editing, cgi" -Now we even have AI - -Is it truly unbelievable that people would watch this cctv footage and call balogna? ---- 183076067 ->>183074663 -Literally Tom and Jerry tier. ---- 183076150 ->>183076048 ->There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit -You're right, I just saw the tooth fairy making out with santa claus the other day. ---- 183076164 ->>183076036 ->>Requiem for a dream ->>The Vanishing ->>Nick of Time -Yes, but this movies are not comedies and the main character keep doing bad choices for 2 hours. Is there a name for this? ---- 183076240 ->>183076067 -Don't talk shit about Tom and Jerry, senpai. ---- 183076329 ->>183074857 -Spiritualism ---- 183076374 ->>183074857 -Being a woman ---- 183076468 ->>183070560 -What happens when you divide by 0? ---- 183076470 ->>183070423 -This demon’s a real jerk. ---- 183076524 -It was all Kylo Ren's fault. Also that gypsy family looked pretty large, surely they could have scrounged up the money. She did nothing wrong denying that scammer. ---- 183076547 ->>183076150 -Hurr durr -Nothing outside of my understanding or imagination can possibly be real. I have a firm grip of reality and know everything. Mystery? Doesn't exist. FYI, I've been to the bottom of the deep ocean. There's nothing down there, science should stop exploring. The giant squid isn't re-... oh ---- 183076577 ->>183068194 -Maybe just watch the movie or read the wikipedia dumbass ---- 183076644 ->>183076547 ->large squids are the same thing as ghosts and demons -/x/ please take back your schizo ---- 183076673 ->>183071303 -valling yhanos at 3:am energy ---- 183076684 ->>183076644 -They were for a very long time ---- 183076690 ->>183074761 -raimi kino ---- 183076747 -Hell is a real place bros. Don't risk your soul. Turn to Christ while you still can. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbLMGZzPW40 [Embed] ---- 183076774 ->>183071303 -holy based witch ---- 183076781 ->>183071303 ->dumbest_bitch - -You don’t say. ---- 183076823 ->>183069272 ->A popular theory is that it was all in her head -literal reddiot opinion every time it appears ---- 183076830 ->>183076164 -comedy of errors ---- 183076839 ->>183076240 -Sam Raimi zoomie ---- 183076845 -anyone have a webm of the grave scene? some A+ nipples. tied with the spiderman kiss imo ---- 183076849 ->>183074886 -Post the BTS. ---- 183076883 ->>183068480 -Those are actually just buses on alignment rails -t.visited America twice ---- 183076888 ->>183075537 -This made me wanna watch the movie. - ->>183074663 -This made me change my mind. ---- 183077053 ->>183076888 -Its a comedy horror, I don't get what people don't get about this and take it so seriously ---- 183077113 ->>183068024 (OP) -Nice of the demons to save her from the incoming train ---- 183077116 ->>183076888 -It's a Sam Raimi horror movie, so expect some silliness. ---- 183077144 ->>183070114 -Shinnok's early years? -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHla-dvTuFE [Embed] ---- 183077187 ->>183068024 (OP) ->>183075537 -NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR DECADES WITH MY CUTE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! - -MY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE VAGINA!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! - -I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING HELL ITS SO HOT AND I'LL STAY THERE FOR ALL ETERNITY THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME - -Holy shit, holy God, this was so fucking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was burned by flames, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments. - -Raimi... he GETS me!!!! - -Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fucking years, something about watching slutty little bitches lives ending as they get turned into a charred corpse drives me fucking wild, the waste of their potential and sexy bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fucking shit man i hope the movie has more gore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FUCK - -NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR - -THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE ---- 183077191 ->>183074663 -GOD, I FUCKING LOVE RAIMI ---- 183077231 ->>183068043 -based tucker enjoyer ---- 183077278 ->>183077187 -Are you jerking off? ---- 183077380 ->>183070114 ->that soldier getting water from the well at 0:18 ignoring this -are the background soldiers a green screen recording from earlier? ---- 183077383 ->>183072116 -That's Thinner. ---- 183077714 ->>183075537 -Memes aside, what do you think they’ve been doing to her for the past 14 years?? ---- 183077807 ->>183068480 -Yes but they are unsafe because of certain people ---- 183077918 ->>183068480 -America invented the whole "woman tied to train tracks" trope -of course there are trains ---- 183078042 ->>183077918 -Not to mention the "bum riding in a train cart" trope, I think OP means decent passenger trains which the US is lacking but only because it's just better suited to other modes of transport ---- 183078164 ->>183068258 -Exactly she should’ve just conjured up a demon to go rob a bank instead of fucking with some random girl. Goddamn deadbeat gypsies can’t pay their bills. ---- 183078216 ->>183068481 -meant for ->>183068480 ---- 183078265 ->>183068024 (OP) -Reminder this film is about eating disorders ---- 183078322 ->>183078265 -explain ---- 183078364 ->>183076048 -Post it ---- 183078414 ->>183074663 -This bitch can blow a horse. ---- 183078437 ->>183078265 ->>183078322 -That's Thinner. ---- 183078512 ->>183072167 - -Matchstick Men, Big Fish, Drag Me To Hell - -3 solid films I can recall off the top of my head. She just wasn't into Hollywood and found more purpose being a mother. Good for her. ---- 183078548 ->>183078265 -You're thinking Thinner and it was AIDS ---- 183078576 ->>183078322 -just google it ---- 183078595 ->>183078576 -no, i already have enough tabs open, explain ---- 183078727 ->>183068024 (OP) ->NOOOO BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU MISTREAT BROWN WOMEN -I fucking hate modern Hollywood so much, Raimi's only good movie really was Spiderman, huh? ---- 183078753 ->>183078595 -Go fuck yourself then. ---- 183078762 ->>183074761 -Filtered by raimi ---- 183078769 ->>183076849 ->scene - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze2MMEGCcw [Embed] - -"It was fine until Sam asked me to open my mouth." ---- 183078787 ->>183078753 -i don't see what's so difficult about supporting your claim, anon ---- 183078798 ->>183068024 (OP) ->Oh no I fell on the tracks. Let me sit here and just look around. ---- 183078843 ->>183068024 (OP) -Vax status? ---- 183078875 ->>183068572 -Gypsy grannie versus Tom Selleck who wins? ---- 183078932 ->>183078787 -Clearly you do if you are too lazy to google it ---- 183078956 ->>183078727 ->Gypo ->Brown -wat ---- 183078977 -https://youtu.be/s3kqiNvkXLg [Embed] -kino opening credits ---- 183078986 ->>183078932 -i don't care what google thinks anyway, anon, i was asking you ---- 183079241 ->>183077714 -scalding hot cocks in every hole i presume - -time moves differently in hell so it'd be like 14 centuries now ---- 183079440 ->>183075315 -Too stupid to live ---- 183079585 ->>183070648 ->you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable -When religion passive buff is 101% magic resistance and curse immunity. Best religion. ---- 183080212 ->>183078414 ---- 183080435 ->>183068024 (OP) -If she had just stood up instead of sitting there, would she have lived? ---- 183080496 ->>183080435 -yes, she would have walked it off after getting hit by the train ---- 183080586 ->>183080496 -The train wasn't real retard, it was just a special effect like those indian waving in front of a train videos. She would have been fine. ---- 183080651 ->>183080586 -no, you're wrong. I just watched it again and it's obviously a real train. ---- 183081405 ->reeeeee extend the bank's liability on a debt I'm unlikely to repay or I'll cast your soul into hell! -typical fucking gypsy ---- 183081506 -My question is how the fuck do gypsies have magic in the first place. Gypsies are universally retarded, how did they discover magic when all over the world smarter people like Germans or Japanese people didn't. ---- 183081645 -Why were they even taking the train when they both have cars? ---- 183081725 ->>183081645 -they were going on a trip ---- 183081771 ->>183081725 -They should drive ---- 183081921 ->>183081645 -Nobody drives in American cities. There's too much traffic. ---- 183081927 ->>183070239 -sweet jesus... ---- 183082093 ->>183081506 -They didn't, they have always been criminals. People noticed this and told their kids to avoid them, but you can't just tell a kid to avoid something. - -You gotta scare a kid to make him look left and right when he's crossing a road, so you show them a car crash victim with blood and intestines and stuff. - -With gypsies, they only steal, not so scary. So they became evil witches. Later, gypsies embraced it. ---- 183083401 ->Get cursed by Gypsy for telling her to fuck off on being a cheap jew on her loan ->Pray to Jesus and immediately curse goes away -Easy peasy ---- 183083515 ->>183081921 -If nobody drives how is there traffic? ---- 183083531 ->>183078364 -No ---- 183083587 ->>183068024 (OP) -Wasn't that the movie where the lady beats the shit out of an old woman in a underground parking lot? ---- 183083607 ->>183083587 -Yup, she shoves a ruler in her mouth ---- 183083633 ->>183068194 -You think with all this demonic commanding power that she would just manifest wealth with a demon instead of uber cursing some lacky bank teller. - -But it's a gypsy and a women so I guess it's accurate ---- 183083656 ->>183068024 (OP) ->you talk like a hag and your credit's all retarded ---- 183083663 ->>183083656 -kek ---- 183083749 ->>183068024 (OP) -Imagine the complete lack of IQ needed to watch trash like this. - -Horror genre is for slaves of the world. As in 80% of the population ---- 183083789 ->>183083749 ->drag me to hell ->horror -Filtered ---- 183083793 ->>183071303 -Makes me kek every time ---- 183083837 ->>183070239 ->BOOBA ---- 183083923 ->>183070648 ->Ask to receive Christ into your heart and you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable -"A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you." ---- 183083958 ->>183071303 -Also don't go to Antarctica when remote viewing. Don't go near military bases. You will start being followed. ---- 183084050 ->>183068024 (OP) -My dad had a nightmare similar to this where shadow people were grabbing him and pushing him into the abyss under his bed, he fought them and managed to wake up and save his life. ---- 183084065 ->>183083515 -Thatsthejoke.bmp ---- 183084429 ->>183071303 - -idk how old this image is but im genuinely intrigued in a louis theroux way - -is it like a jrpg mechanic where i could advise her to, say, try facing well known deceased clerics/immams to level up before trying to take on allah so she can grind to level up ---- 183084510 ->>183068194 -I mean you joke but she literally condemns some underage kid to hell for stealing something of theirs in the first opening minutes of the movie lolol ---- 183084712 ->>183070593 -I suppose you dont have the guts to curse him now? ---- 183084814 ->>183068024 (OP) -> Why’d I have to act like such a jew??!! ---- 183084944 ->>183068456 ->an absolute waste of time -exactly ---- 183085153 ->>183075874 -Yeah it’s called interest rates ---- 183085224 ->“No, I feel that the poor girl was overpunished, as it happens in life sometimes,” Raimi says. - ->“It is a morality tale, she did do the wrong thing, but holy cow, give her a break! But that’s how this particular tale [ends]. - ->“I thought it would be shocking to title the film ‘Drag Me to Hell’ and actually end it with giving exactly what the title demanded, and still making it incredibly shocking,” Raimi muses. “I thought that was a really funny cocktail for me.” - -I love him, brehs ---- 183085321 ->>183084429 -The subreddit was created less than two years ago, but it seems that it died pretty quickly and became overrun with redditors dabbing on the witches. ---- 183085394 ->>183075315 -Ben Stiller movies ---- 183085398 ->>183076048 ->There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit -post one, just one, gimme your best. ---- 183085615 ->>183085398 -You wouldn't believe me anyway. To speak to one who has his mind made up already is a waste. ---- 183085675 ->>183076048 ->There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit that gets remarked as "fake, special effects, photo editing, cgi" ->Now we even have AI -What you mean is there are a few genuinely difficult/unexplainable videos(almost entirely UFO shit) that exists and an industry of charlatans has pooped up around them producing so much fake content to milk schizos that the genuine stuff gets lumped in with fake shit. ---- 183085747 ->>183085398 ->>>/r/ghosts ---- 183085878 ->>183085615 -Knew you didn't have shit. ---- 183085968 ->>183085878 ->>183085747 -Seethe and dilate in hell ---- 183085991 ->>183068313 ->I KNOW FREE WILL IS IMPORTANT AND SHIT BUT SHE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. ---- 183086001 ->>183085968 -okay, you knew my name, that's pretty paranormal desu ---- 183086018 ->>183085968 -Sorry your not getting an extension on that loan bitch. ---- 183086055 ->>183085968 -That's my name ---- 183086057 ->>183068194 - -The movie basically a horror satire/comedy similar to Cabin in the Woods ---- 183086190 ->>183077187 -I have finally found someone who I feel I can relate to. Is there a community where I can find more people like us? I've looked at places like gorechan but it's too focused on the gore. Gore can play into it, but I am more interested in cute women getting their lives permanently ruined forever, and their reactions of horror as it happens to them. Dramatic screaming and fear is the best. I've been using ChatGPT more and more lately to fulfill my needs. ---- 183087305 ->>183086057 -no ---- 183087329 ->>183068231 -Early life ---- 183087403 ->>183068231 -He's a kike, that's why -In his mind, this is what all white people deserve ---- 183087434 ->>183068024 (OP) -She should've accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior, repented and asked forgiveness for her sins and should've gotten baptized in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. - -There would've been no possible way she could've been dragged to Hell if that were the case. ---- 183087598 ->>183068864 ->NOOO IM ENTITLED TO THE BANK'S MONEY ->YOU LITERALLY DESERVE TO BURN FOR HELL IN ETERNITY FOR NOT GIVING ME SOMETHING I FEEL ENTITLED TO -why are all ethnic minorities like this ---- 183087620 ->>183074484 ->She didn't deserve her fate. -She rejected God's love. ---- 183087656 ->>183074663 ->the state of modern CGI ---- 183087712 ->>183075537 -Makes one wonder what the authorities did. -There surely would've been security camera footage. -There was no trace of her found. -Justin Long's character would either have to tell the truth about what he saw or he'd have to lie to the cops. - -Pretty sure that incident would've proven the existence of hell. ---- 183087757 ->>183081506 ->My question is how the fuck do gypsies have magic in the first place. -Deal with the devil, duh. ---- 183087830 ->>183068024 (OP) -Why are Romanians so evil??? ---- 183087851 ->>183085991 ->AND SHIT BUT SHE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS. -No, only Islam considers it a conversion if you say the words. That's why people can be forcibly converted to Islam. - -If you don't mean your conversion to Christianity, you're not converted. Because God knows your heart. ---- 183087881 ->>183087598 ->why are all ethnic minorities like this -Being soulless, all they know how to deal in is money and possessions. They are of the world and only of the world. ---- 183087898 ->>183068313 -"The afterlife"/beyond is neither spatial nor temporal in nature - -This scene would have worked extremely well if it was shown from two POV's; One where the guy sees her jumping on the tracks killing herself and the one from her POV getting dragged down into the stones (kinda like in Smile where it stops just short of spelling out it's all in the victim's heads too, merely implying it) - -Would have made for an interesting reflection on metaphysics and the paranormal but that way it's just some silly goyshlock C movie of the month ---- 183087971 ->>183068024 (OP) ->ahh help me! Don't let them Drag Me to Hell™ -Kinda ruined the movie to be honest. ---- 183087982 ->>183074484 -That shadow arm thing is spooky ---- 183088012 ->>183087898 ->This scene would have worked extremely well if it was shown from two POV's; One where the guy sees her jumping on the tracks killing herself and the one from her POV getting dragged down into the stones (kinda like in Smile where it stops just short of spelling out it's all in the victim's heads too, merely implying it) -I think directors hate that kinda shit because they love thinking that the viewer is trying to explain things in their head canon. so they intentionally leave things like that ambiguous. - -it makes the directors feel more important than they actually are. - ->we know exactly what happened -as opposed to ->the viewer is forced to make their own interpretation and see the movie multiple times to work the plot out for themselves. ---- 183088189 ->>183087403 ->He's a kike -Then why was one of his heroes such a disgusting bigot? ---- 183088244 ->>183088189 ->bigot ->disgusting -pick one. ---- 183088646 ->>183068024 (OP) -The sequel is going to be interesting. It’s called Ash and Clay Goto Hell. Premise is her boyfriend becomes an occult obsessed recluse, learns about the Necronomicon, this ends up leading him to Ash from The Evil Dead series. Ash is reluctant, but Clay pays Ash a shitload to help him. They do a big ritual, open the gates to Hell, and square off against old and new enemies in search of Clay’s girlfriend. Cameos by Freddy Krueger and other assorted slasher bad guys that were defeated and sent to Hell. ---- 183088692 ->>183088646 -Would watch as long as they meet doom guy down there. ---- 183088730 ->>183074663 -Damn. This girl could take the full length of a horsecock ---- 183088782 ->>183074663 -what a fucking film lol ---- 183088930 ->>183088646 -Imagine having that much faith and trust in Hollywood. ---- 183089099 ->>183074663 -Haunting at the Acme Factory ---- 183089308 ->>183068258 -Gypsies don't put a curse on you, they redirect their curse onto you. All gypsies have made deals with a demon, sometimes multiple demons, and the demons are all trying to collect. This is why gypsies avoid settling down and are always on the road, they're all running from demons. -However, demons tend to be easy to fool into taking the wrong person, say by mixing up scents (lock of hair) or true names or such stuff. This is also why gypsies steal Christian babies, they can bargain with demons for their souls. ---- 183089376 ->>183068024 (OP) -behold the fate of all abortion supporters ---- 183089410 ->>183068024 (OP) -She did nothing wrong. The gypsy woman did. The gypsy woman was never punished for sending an innocent woman to hell. ---- 183089419 ->>183068024 (OP) -Jewish comedy is innocence suffering. ---- 183089577 ->>183070560 ->What happens if you cursed god? -The Jewish community proves everything turns out just fine in your favor, materially. ---- 183089718 ->>183078875 ->Gypsy grannie versus Tom Selleck who wins? - -Selleck, if he has his moustache, but without it he's powerless!!!FACT!!! ---- 183089737 ->>183078727 ->>NOOOO BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU MISTREAT BROWN WOMEN ->I fucking hate modern Hollywood so much, Raimi's only good movie really was Spiderman, huh? -The gypsy wasn't brown. She was a scam artist abusing grace. When called out, she lashed out instead of making right with the universe. - -What happens to gypsies when they die? ---- 183089960 ->>183068480 -Solely for contaminating the communities of Midwesterners with toxic chemicals when they get too uppity ---- 183090308 ->>183068480 -Yep, with third world infrastructure. ---- 183090602 ->>183068024 (OP) ---- 183090619 ->>183069272 ->A popular theory is that it was all in her head -That's the popular theory for every movie. ---- 183090643 ->>183090619 -Everyone was dead the whole time. ---- 183090705 ->>183090643 -Correct they were all in heaven and seeing what could have happened if they hadn't repented and accepted Jesus into their hearts. ---- 183090829 ->>183070423 -Fucking spooky ---- 183090959 ->>183068313 -Part of the curse is that it isn't picked up on camera. ---- 183091102 ->>183068231 -She did. She could have given the old Lady the money she managed to get at the end, and rejected the promotion; it was specifically to show she was a hard ass. - -She shouldn't have a career, remember she's a trad farm girl? Her boyfriend was rich, so there's no reason except being a girl boss. ---- 183091189 ->>183087403 -> She goes to Hell for committing Usury, and -> rejecting her rural roots. ---- 183091231 ->>183088646 -So what you're telling me is Hollywood is working on a movie about 2 white guys being heroes without any of them either dying and being replaced by a strong independent black girl to take over the franchise or having one tag along and save both of them? Neither will be emasculated? Sorry, I just don't buy it. ---- 183091339 ->>183086190 -What prompts do u use? ChatGPT tries pretty fucking hard to remain anti-violence. ---- 183091521 ->>183068231 -People who kill cats deserve everything bad that happens to them ---- 183091854 ->>183091102 ->>183091189 -film sounds redpilled ---- 183092201 ->>183068024 (OP) -Horrifiying shit. Really made me become a better person towards the poor. They might rise up. ---- 183092236 ->old lady clearly says that the spirit is not a lamia ->they keep calling it a lamia for the rest of the movie -What the fuck was Afroman's problem? He should have stopped using the lamia playbook against it after that. ---- 183092404 ->>183068024 (OP) -I've recently learned that my sole purpose is to be the one that destroys the Devil. I would jump in that hole. ---- 183092571 ->>183068024 (OP) -she killed a kitten lol fuck her ---- 183092655 ->>183074663 -KINO ---- 183092656 ->>183092571 -good post ---- 183092931 ->>183070239 -she's still a fox IMO ---- 183093020 ->>183090602 -Xavier Renegade Angel? ---- 183093083 -From what I recall from the movie is the main character never once took responsibility for screwing over the old gypsy woman. She just kept trying to find ways around facing the consequences. - -They gypsy curse was extreme yes, But she deserved her fate for being a shitty person. ---- 183093146 ->>183070239 -She looks like Dasha ---- 183093358 ->>183068214 -It's sad. ---- 183093368 ->>183093083 -How did she screw her over? ---- 183093392 ->>183091521 -THIS -BASED ---- 183093415 ->>183093368 -Kicked her out of her home so she could get a promotion. ---- 183093453 ->>183093415 -Banks aren't a charity they can't just give you free money. ---- 183093543 ->>183093453 -She should've just put her foot down then instead of being a snake bitch lieing to her. It's about the intentions not the action. Plus throughout the movie she does shitty things out of self interest. Pattern of behavior crap ---- 183093551 ->>183089308 ->hey I know you kidnapped and sacrificed a baby to eternal damnation but you don't owe that demon your soul anymore so welcome to heaven lol ---- 183093589 -Honestly she did her a favour by refusing to let her engage in further usury (the most common way people lose their souls). ---- 183093602 ->>183093415 -It would've been her third extension ---- 183093606 ->>183068024 (OP) -It's weird how that gypsy punishes the chick who's just doing her job instead of the bank owne>>183068024 (OP) -r but made sense when I looked Raimi early life. ---- 183093635 ->>183093453 -Okay Mr. Goldstein, they only gave her an extension 1000 times before and it was no issue for the main character to extend it again. - -She did it for purely selfish reasons. ---- 183093681 ->>183093602 -Big deal. The movie even explains she could have approved it no issue. -All of it is besides the point though because the MC never takes responsibility for what she did. ---- 183093725 ->>183093681 -She did nothing wrong, the old hag should have paid her bills. ---- 183093740 ->>183093635 -So let me.get this straight. This gypsy who's terrible with its finances, that constantly steals and has no problem killing children is innocent but the person who is trying to improve her life is the bad guy? ---- 183094187 ->>183093740 -She was employed in usury and she knew morally that it was the wrong thing to do but she selfishly valued impressing her boss and getting a promotion over doing what was right. ---- 183094258 ->>183093740 -It's not a competition anon. The MC didn't know the gypsy woman was evil to her she was a feeble old lady who couldn't pay her mortgage. The MC was immediately judgmental on the hags ugly appearance, like a yuppie normie would. - -Screwing over a stranger like that is a bad thing. diff --git a/tv/183068547.txt b/tv/183068547.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 455de75e578a41418d74ef429c2e2e092ddc8078..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183068547.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,603 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183068547 ->on my second rewatch -Why is it so good bros? ---- 183068573 -No R rating, no watch. Simple as. ---- 183068574 ->>183068547 (OP) -I guess you could say there's something in the way... mmmmmmmmmm. ---- 183068576 -So two months ago my teeth were killing me. I took painkillers and started using baking soda mouthwash and eventually the pain was gone. Then two days ago I was eating peanuts and as I bit down on a peanut I got this intense pain in my teeth where the pain was. Now whenever I chew with that teeth it's very painful even if it's just bread. There's a bit of dull pain when I'm not chewing. Wat do. ;_; ---- 183068603 ->>183068576 -I also floss. ---- 183068610 -Unwatchable garbage for zoomer trannies. ---- 183068631 ->>183068547 (OP) ->entire premise is about how batman is a stupid, harmful concept in general -Great plot there ---- 183068668 -Watched it two times in theater, felt nothing ---- 183069076 ->>183068631 -Yeah, it's doomer kino. ---- 183069132 ->>183069076 -It's pure reddit and bait for retarded wannabe "film buffs" who make pretentious reviews on letterboxd. Tom King wrote a less gay Batman than this. ---- 183069213 -genuinely think if this movie wasn't shot my greig fraser i wouldnt like it as much. his visuals really bring the whole thing together. ---- 183069221 ->>183068631 ->implying he wouldn't be ---- 183069283 -So fucking boring. Best part is the hilarious bit where he falls. ---- 183069325 ->>183069213 -The only decent thing about this film is the photography but everything feels very forced, things don't flow naturally. ---- 183069479 ->Why is it so good bros? -because you're a goy that likes his slop. also a Pajeet, probably. ---- 183069638 ->>183069479 -Name a good movie, frogcuck. ---- 183069786 ->>183069638 ->watching movies ---- 183070134 ->>183069786 -What are you reading? ---- 183070162 ->>183068547 (OP) -Cool Gotham, cool look, cool soundtrack (despite being REALLY repetitive), surprisingly good Batman performance. ---- 183070327 ->Riddler leaves Batman "see you in hell" after killing Bruce Wayne -How did he not know? ---- 183070381 ->>183070134 ---- 183070404 ->>183069638 -RRR ---- 183070445 ->>183068576 -It’s called a cavity, dipshit. Get it filled before it gets infected or worse ---- 183070874 ->Woah, epic cinematography, bro!! Could they cram any more CGI screens to this shot?! Best Gotham of all time!! ---- 183070986 ->>183070874 -kek ---- 183071001 ->>183068576 -read that in Batman's voice ---- 183071050 ->>183070162 ---- 183071078 -Inferior to Nolan Batman Movies ---- 183071369 ->>183069479 ->buzzword salad -yeah I'm thinking bot ---- 183071396 -this movie was terrible ---- 183071453 ->>183071078 -Batman Begins > The Dark Knight = The Batman >> The Dark Knight Rises ---- 183071496 ->>183071453 -OHNONONONO... Not like this Patpatbros... ---- 183072264 ->on my second rewatch ->Why is it so good bros? ---- 183072300 ->>183068547 (OP) -Mostly tone. It struck a really good tone and it resonates through every part of the movie. Made up for the somewhat weak villain. ---- 183072355 ->>183068631 -That's not the premise, midwit, it's about Batman becoming inspired by more than revenge. He learns to be a symbol for the people of Gotham. ---- 183072397 -Definitely the best Batman movie. The end when you see Batman bathed in morning light for the first time, as the character himself has finally come out of a long night of his own was thematically and visually fucking kino. ---- 183072464 ->>183072355 ->>183072397 -Lol. Absolute shit writing. ---- 183072503 ->>183072464 -And the movie ended with the villain winning and Gotham in disarray. God damn this movie is kino. No other Batman movie has done that. ---- 183072515 ->>183072464 -this is cringy as fuck ---- 183072635 ->>183072503 -You're joking, right? Because the ending, and actually most of the movie, was stolen from The Dark Knight. ---- 183072680 ->>183072635 -Matt Reeves' level of hacking is embarrassingMatt Reeves' level of hacking is embarrassing ---- 183072709 ->>183072635 -That's a completely different ending. 180 degree shift. I'm shocked you said that. Dark Knight: Both villains lost, Batman is enemy of the people but saved the day. - -The Batman: Villain plan succeeds though not 100%, Batman actually becomes the hero of the people but kind of didn't save the day. ---- 183072739 ->>183070986 -Post the better version next time ---- 183072747 ->>183072515 -I was cringing starting with the opening monologue. Lines like "Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal" are clunky and sound like bad fanfiction written by a teenager. Same thing with "The city's angry, scarred. Like me" from that ending monologue. Real subtle stuff. ---- 183072791 ->>183072747 -I love the movie but I admit you don't watch it for the writing. You watch it for the tone, score, OST, cinematography, and a sick Batmobile. ---- 183072793 -because something's in your ass hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ---- 183073005 ->>183068547 (OP) -I liked it but it's like they suddenly realised they hadn't done enough to make The Riddler the villain so he goes from fairly understandable, directed attacks to just blowing up the sea wall for no reason because uhhhhhh he's bad ---- 183073072 -OMG OMG OMG -IS THAT GOTHAM SUPERVILLAIN...THE MENACE OF THE SOUTH.... -THE CHUDDLER!!!! ---- 183073396 ->>183068576 -you must become the batman ---- 183073712 ->>183068574 -Should've been more edgy, maybe Rape Me or Polly songs. ---- 183073823 -pattinson is based and it had my favorite batmobile but the movie was still mediocre ---- 183074983 ->>183072709 -You're right. The ending is stolen from Batman v Superman. KEK. ---- 183075100 ->>183073072 ->THE CHUDDLER!!!! -For me, it's The Niggler ---- 183075542 ->>183074983 -That too, to be honest. Everything in The Batman was recycled from earlier Batman movies and other movies like Se7en, with not a single original idea. ---- 183075573 ->>183075542 ---- 183075589 ->>183075542 ->>183075573 -OH NO NO NO NO NO ---- 183075652 -AYOOOO MY NIG ---- 183075711 -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---- 183075746 ->>183075652 -I never caught that. There are a lot of copied shots and ideas, like the criminals running scared of the batsignal in the beginning just like in the beginning of TDK. ---- 183075816 ->>183075746 -Yeah. Even this shot was copied when Batman is running from the police inside their precinct. ---- 183075821 ->>183075711 -These are good examples. ---- 183075882 ->>183075542 ->>183075573 ->>183075589 ->>183075652 ->>183075711 ->>183075746 ->>183075816 ->>183075821 ->>183071496 -Why did Warner allow Matt Reeves to carry out this festival of "tributes" to other Batman movies? ---- 183075927 ->>183075882 -Cause they wanted a Batman movie out. ---- 183075963 ->>183075882 ->>183075927 -Yeah. This. They were desperate for a new Batman movie. Specially when things between the WB execs and Ben Affleck soured. So their planned Batman movie wasn't going to happen anymore and they needed something ASAP. ---- 183075973 ->>183075882 -Warner is fucking incompetent. They thought they had another Nolan in their hands with Reeves, who fancies himself the next Nolan. He even wears a scarf like him. He's a total hack and plagiarist with zero identity of his own. ---- 183075983 ->>183068547 (OP) -I saw it 4 times, twice in cinema and twice at home. ---- 183076053 ->>183075816 -Nice catch. That whole scene is a copy of Batman Begins where he escapes from the police in Arkham Asylum. ---- 183076083 ->>183076053 ---- 183076084 -At least Nolan kept the theatrical aspects of Batman in his movies. Reeves just went full retard on the realism to the point that his Batman is just weird and lame. ---- 183076116 ->>183076084 -Batman knocking on the door of the club and asking the bouncer to let him enter pissed me off. ---- 183076141 ->>183076116 -at least he had an explosive escape ---- 183076168 ->>183076053 ->>183076083 -I hate this when i watched the trailer. -In the Nolan's movie Batman used the dark so he could actually dodge the attacks. -In the Reeve's movie Batman is using the dark for...? Is not like the assailants are missing him. They're shooting him with everything they got. They aren't even scared of his ass. ---- 183076352 -If only this movie was about Batman fighting vampires like he used to do in his early years. It’d be Hammer Horror but with Batman. ---- 183076592 ->>183073005 -This! He really wasn’t wrong to be murdering corrupt elites. Then the message of the film becomes “but that would be bad. Our institutions work, we just have to root out the bad apples,” so they make Riddler a literal terrorist at the last minute. ---- 183076686 ->>183068576 -I HEARD THEYRE GOING TO EXPLAIN this in the next batman film ---- 183076709 ->>183069479 ->>183069786 -you need a 3 day ban ---- 183076981 ->>183068547 (OP) -DEANO -Best villain ---- 183077106 -how old are you? asking earnestly. i dont think anyone past the age of like 16 can enjoy this movie ---- 183077140 -Nobody will remember this film in five years outside of a passive "Oh, I guess this exists" and you know it ---- 183077181 ->>183076168 ->In the Reeve's movie Batman is using the dark for...? Is not like the assailants are missing him. They're shooting him with everything they got. They aren't even scared of his ass. -Holy kek, I never thought about this. Literally what was the point? He gets the jump on one guy and then decides to not take advantage of the darkness....and just walks into the gunfire? ---- 183077244 ->>183068547 (OP) -I liked until the dumb plot with the flooding happened. ---- 183077276 -MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO BE BATMAN ---- 183077423 ->>183077140 -Many such cases when it comes to films I like ---- 183078232 ->>183077106 -Yeah teenagers are famous for their love of 3 hour detective dramas ---- 183078455 ->>183078232 -This movie didn't even need to be 3 hours. There are fan edits that cut this movie to 2/2.5 hours and it's still coherent. ---- 183079248 ->>183068576 -Go to a fucking dentist my dude ---- 183079336 ->>183078232 ->Detective drama -More like comedy. ---- 183079919 -why does this film piss off a certain group of /tv/ posters? ---- 183079942 ->>183068610 -It was fujo kino ---- 183079974 ->>183068547 (OP) ->please spoonfeed my opinions to me -bleak ---- 183080369 -After the Riddler is captured it turns to shit ---- 183081386 ->>183069479 ->also a Pajeet -I refuse to believe capshit niggers are white, especially this batman flop -I cannot wait this website to force visible flags for posters like pol ---- 183081419 ->>183079919 -It pisses off euros because they have terrible taste and wanted this movie to be better received. ---- 183081477 ->>183080369 -Kind of like The Dark Knight after Joker gets captured ---- 183081969 ->>183068574 -Something in my ass was my favorite meme of this ---- 183082104 ->>183068547 (OP) -Eh, it's alright. I still think TDK was better overall. ---- 183082174 ->>183068547 (OP) -There isn't a downright terrible batman movie yet, it's the hardest character to fuck up. -Yes, even B&R is watchable despite or maybe thanks to the camp. Even Lego Batman was entertaining. This takes a page off the Crow's book, but I think that one was still somewhat superior goth kino. ---- 183082357 ->>183068610 -When this clip got leaked on here it was the funniest thing ---- 183082553 ->Epic Batmobile scene bro! ---- 183082584 ->>183081419 -Why do non Americans love this American movie so much? ---- 183082589 ->>183082553 ---- 183083014 ->>183082553 -In all fairness I don't think it's possible to make the batmobile cool. It's such a dated concept at this point. I'm not saying they should get rid of it, but no matter what film it's in it's going to be funny. ---- 183083117 ->>183072355 ->inspired by more than revenge -Literally does nothing to avenge his dead parents. Also the script is literally batman begins, dark knight. I understand hollywood is full of hacks but holyshit. The big reveal of the movie is that bruce needs to take over his family business since the money was being wasted. Yeah I mean why the fuck would bruce not care about his dead parents legacy? Again the plot ripped straight from Batman begins. ---- 183083216 -Bruce had the exact same arc in batman begins, he also actually tries to kill the man who killed his parents. Why did reeves just copy and paste the same story but worse? Bruce doesn't even care about his parents in this version. So why thef uck did he become batman in first place then? ---- 183083271 -I cringed hard whenever the riddler did his “scary bad guy yell” because it was so lame and nonthreatening ---- 183083281 ->>183070986 ->Has 0 gadgets ->Literally jumps headfirst into gun fire ->Acts surprised he loses -Was this version of batman retarded? ---- 183083363 ->>183068547 (OP) -It’s not. The visuals are the only good thing about this movie. The visuals are strong enough in fact that it’s worth seeing once. It’s just a good lookin film. - -Story/writing wise not so good. The opening scene where he says “I am vengeance” made me laugh in the theater. The tone was all wrong and they should have realized that while shooting/editing. - -Also catwoman’s like about rich white men shattered my immersion so hard it never recovered. They literally just pulled the veil back and said “Yes I am on Reddit and Twitter 100% of my time and I am a liberal basedbot”. Don’t even get me started on the literal “evil incel” plot line kek. - -The action scenes could’ve been good but they leaned too much on making the suit the source of his power moreso than his skill. - -The people that love this movie and think it’s some kind of masterpiece are either retarded or they’re just showing their hand that they’re liberal redditors. ---- 183083407 ->>183076168 -Reeves batman is Ironman. Dont be suprised he gets a talking A.I. (ORACLE) in part 2. Not sure why these idiots keep trying to reinvent batman, its such a simple and easy concept. Hes a middle aged ninja with high tech gadgets with a colorful rogues gallery. ---- 183083528 ->>183083014 -It should be impossible to make it uncool. It's literally just a cool black car. ---- 183083602 -Why does batman need to be realistic? Gotham city is not realistic. Titan gotham city is over the top grimy and evil, it makes sense someone like batman would exist. This version of gotham looks fine. I want a grimy shithole with criminals running around mass raping and killing robocop style. ---- 183084029 ->>183083528 -Dumb esl poster ---- 183084108 ->>183069132 -yeah the writing has to have been some of the worst ever attempted -from what I heard about reeves demanding pattman not do all of his cool cute little actor moves that everyone loves and just be dull autist because that 's 'how he wrote it' is a fucking shame and a waste of his talents ---- 183084225 ->>183069132 -filtered ---- 183084328 ->>183084131 ->>183084000 ->>183083375 ---- 183084594 ->>183084029 -I think you got the wrong post there, buddy. ---- 183085074 ->>183068576 -ignore it and chew with the other side. only reasonable course of action. ---- 183085184 ->>183068547 (OP) -The plot is dogshit. The tone, aesthetic and melodrama carry it and are good enough to make it interesting. ---- 183085332 ->>183084892 ->His best role is in Cosmopolis with Sarah Gadon. -agreed ---- 183085674 -it was so bad. it was the brie larson of batmovies v-v;; ---- 183085769 ->>183068547 (OP) -THE ALFREDS JUST KEEP GETTING GAYER AND WORSENER ---- 183085885 ->>183068547 (OP) -it really isn't. crazy bloated mess I imagine during the COVID pause in production the studio had the script rewritten to cram in more plot elements ---- 183085990 ->"i'm gonna have to take my pants off if you keep looking at me like that mr Wayne" -Wow I can't believe where Alfred casting has taken us, /tv/ ---- 183086100 ->>183068547 (OP) -The cinematography, tone and Pattinson carry this film. -And to be fair, it looks fucking gorgeous, is satisfyingly gritty and Pattinson is a fantastic actor. -The music's decent too. Everything else is pretty mid. ---- 183086212 ->>183076053 ->>183076083 -It’s fucking surreal how much the first Batman solo movie in 10 years just felt like a remake of the last one. ---- 183086259 ->>183068547 (OP) ->Why is it so good bros? -Because you're one of those people that watched Chris stuckmann unironically. You're one of those people that bought graphic tees with a print of the good, the bad, and the ugly poster on it, but with characters from a franchise movie in place of blondie, angel eyes, and tuco. You see "WHAT IF BATMAN BUT LE FINCHER" and clap like a retarded seal because you're the kind of person that types "film buff" into your social media profile as if it's an actual substitute for having a real personality. You're too braindead to engage with the dogshit story and the third act which completely breaks on close inspection, even though the entire conceit of the film is that it's a real detective mystery. You're a larper, just like Matt Reeves, and that's why you eat up his derivative, idiotically scripted, deeply insecure, soulless goyslop. ---- 183086267 ->>183086212 -I can't tell if you're shitposting or serious but you would have to be a fucking retard to think that ---- 183086271 ->>183068547 (OP) -Sticks (mostly) true to the comics. The opening was pure capekino. - -Though it could have used More Penguin and the 3rd act was pretty shit ---- 183086303 ->>183075542 ->>183075573 ->>183075589 ->>183075652 ->>183075711 ->>183075746 ->>183075816 ->>183075821 -SIR SNYDER DO THE NEEDFUL ---- 183086326 ->>183071453 ->The Dark Knight = The Batman -The Matt Reeves fan... is retarded? ---- 183086337 ->>183068547 (OP) ->Black Catwoman and Gordon -Disgusting ---- 183086358 ->>183070381 ->Peter, ->with great White power comes great White responsibility ---- 183086367 ->>183076083 -this looks goofy as shit ->TWISTED FIRESTARTER ---- 183086371 ->>183072355 -Drink bleach ---- 183086426 ->>183075973 -He's such a fucking tool lmao. Like a more desperate and more insecure version of Rian Johnson. Goofy faggot ---- 183086438 -"Master Wayne, do you remember why you made me call you master? Could you remind me?"- Alfred in The Batman 2026 ---- 183086589 ->>183086100 -Yea, even then, the retarded dialogue get in the way of so many scene and even Pattison's delivery can't save it. -> the writing is terrible. The detective aspect play out like a bad CSI episode -> the combat set up is shit because batman has completely bullet proof armor most of the time -> the villain is terrible with terrible motive and inconsistent action. Sometimes, he's a super genius who always bullshit his way ahead and sometimes he's a complete retard. Sometimes, he's able to read people perfectly, predict their action, but completely misread batman lol. Sometimes, his motive is "noble" even if twisted, targeting only the sinful and morally corrupted but then he wants to kill Bruce Wayne for a dumb and trivial reason. -> the 'anonymous internet terrorist" thing just can't be done well, especially when written by borderline internet illirerate boomers -> the red herrings are fucking stupid and they are done for the sole sake of subverting expec>>183086212 -tation. ---- 183086603 -"So Batman, are you like the top who buys me Postmates?" --Alfred in The Batman 2027 ---- 183086632 ->>183082553 -Reeves one was so much better >>183082589 ---- 183086670 ->>183080369 -/thread/ -Can't believe they let the stronk black woman mayor take a sniper hit to the chest and let her live ---- 183086716 ->>183081419 -Eurofag here -I liked it very much. Any other Eurofags here who agree? ---- 183086758 ->>183086670 -she has like 2 lines of dialoge. you guys make it out like she's the real batman. she was 90 sec of screen time. cry baby pol nigger ---- 183086774 ->>183068547 (OP) - -It nails the noir essence (tone and atmosphere) of the detective and it takes some specific elements from the source. Also the cinematography is good. I`d say Gotham falls a bit short to Burton`s and TAS but it`s far better than Nolan`s too. ---- 183086789 ->>183077106 -Go outside you fucking idiot ---- 183086832 ->>183086758 -Shut the fuck up dumb troon ---- 183086886 -https://voca.ro/1hlCbCW2osb0 ---- 183086959 ->>183077106 -The dialogue is 100% aimed at teenagers, and I can see exactly the kind of people it's aimed at. Despite it's very shallow dialogue, I still love the movie, it just just oozes style and even soul. ---- 183087044 -https://voca.ro/1jI9cm1zaGEN ---- 183087202 ->>183085990 ->>183086438 ->>183086603 ->>183086886 ->>183087044 -Meds ---- 183087223 ->>183086959 -It has tons of style yes, but it's the very definition of soulless. If you trained an AI on a dataset of finchers films and then told it to shit out a batman movie, this is exactly what you would get. ---- 183087331 ->>183068547 (OP) -This movie was fucking great, it's very mesmerizing. ---- 183087474 ->>183070162 ->>183071050 ---- 183088032 ->>183068610 ->thought this scene was supposed to be funny and that paul dano was being sarcastic ->it was actually meant to be taken seriously ---- 183088101 ->>183088032 -If you said this to mattreeves' face, he would probably collapse sobbing into a puddle of tears ---- 183088282 ->>183081477 -The ending of TDK is the best and most iconic part of the entire movie, what are you talking about? ---- 183088300 -This scene was pretty based - -https://youtu.be/35VfiLkHc6U [Embed] ---- 183088556 ->>183088300 -My seat literally shaked when i watched it in the theaters ---- 183088881 ->>183076352 -Would be cool, but barely anyone knows about the Monk ---- 183088924 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_7LRE0vz6M [Embed] ->see a car start up ->stare at it ->it's still starting up ->don't do anything ->it's revving even more ->just stand there ->it moves an inch ->"OH NO OH GOD RUN" -what the fuck were they thinking? ---- 183089029 ->>183086758 -Riddle me this tranny ---- 183089089 ->>183068547 (OP) ->>183072300 ->>183083363 ->>183086100 ->>183086589 -Movie was irreparably ruined by exactly one line. Without that it would have been flawed but decent. ---- 183089141 ->>183089029 ->>183086832 ->>183086758 ->>183086670 -If Matt Reeves had any balls he'd reveal Bella Real to be just as corrupt as the rest in the sequel. But of course he'd never do that. ---- 183089204 -i liked it a lot but the action at the end drags it down -if it were just detective kino with the occasional ass whopping for all of it it'd be the best batman movie ---- 183089206 ->>183088300 ->This scene was pretty ba[...]d -agreed ---- 183089220 ->>183089141 -Real is a hispanic name. Was the mayoral candidate originally intended to be a fictional AOC? And then they decided "a hispanic chick isn't woke enough, we need a black one because they're always the most oppressed"? ---- 183089350 ->>183089141 ->>183089029 ->>183086832 ->>183086758 ->>183086670 ->>183089220 -Reminder that this actress claims that by playing a character in a superhero movie, she is somehow being "an activist." Where's her Nobel prize? ---- 183089533 -They turned another franchise into a blacksploitation film. “Batman lives matter”, his role in the film is literally protecting “Chaaange” Mayor QUEEN Lakisha from the white revolutionary ringleader The Riddler. This is a prime example of new left deconstruction and deterritorialization, the CRIMINAL Wayne family is thrown into the mud. No beautiful 50s or 80s America, there is always DARKNESS behind WASP heritage. Wayne’s life history is shameful and thus he has to REJECT IT. EVERY white person in this film is a madman, a narcissist, corrupt or a psychopath. Blacks are positioned in all the respectable rules in the movie: the good policeman, the female Obama, and the doctor who saves Alfred from death. The racial casting can’t be more obvious. First scene: the black thug is persuaded by the white skinheads to fight the innocent Asian man. Truly Trump made Hollywood lose their minds and everything has to pass the left-wing filter, there is no place for iconoclastic inconsistency in the left-wing hallucination. So basically Batman uncovers the truth about his white guilt and faces 4chan populist terrorist ENIGMA, however he doesn’t manage to stop CLIMATE CHANGE. Yes, Gotham is flooded by a series of bombs triggered by Enigma and his 4chan minions. The evilness of whites accelerated the collapse. Batman is able to save Lakisha from the rubble and she gives an epic (lmao) SISTA speech about “rebuilding the trust in institutions” while Billionaire Batman promises to help the downtrodden with his millions. ---- 183089599 ->>183089204 -All capeshit movies are doomed to have the same cookie cutter final act ---- 183089651 ->>183068547 (OP) -I'm from the city where a lot of it was filmed and during the funeral scene when they showed the bright yellow bus stop because someone had forgot to edit it out, I burst out laughing. ---- 183089789 ->>183089533 -A little long but very good exposure ---- 183090026 ->>183089029 -Best Riddler. ---- 183090110 ->>183083602 -Gotham is all fucked up because it was build over cursed burial grounds. It also has Lovecraftian shit associated with it. Basically, the city is doomed to produce evil and villainy forever. ---- 183090712 ->>183068547 (OP) -The opening sequence is kino Batman ---- 183090740 ->>183089651 -How do you know it wasn't intentional? They would've put up a blue screen if they wanted it out. ---- 183091126 ->>183089651 -Wait, why did they need to edit it out? ---- 183091275 ->>183068610 ->buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword ---- 183092240 ->this was canonically his first kiss ---- 183093509 -Watched it for the first time today and it's the best Batman movie ---- 183094113 ->>183068576 -Get some food grade hydrogen peroxide and rinse your mouth out with it twice a day. It will sting very badly at first, but after a few days that pain will subside as it gets better. - -You want your h2o2 around a 5% concentration so you will most likely have to dilute your product. Food grade peroxide can come in very high concentrations. ---- 183094175 -zoomer thread ---- 183094274 ->>183093509 -kys my man ---- 183094351 ->>183094274 diff --git a/tv/183068993.txt b/tv/183068993.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ef7df4af9116f3fee605475c79defb5db770522e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183068993.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,447 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183068993 -Deleted off his YouTube channel and completely memoryholed. - -https://youtube.com/watch?v=bmJWkPPxJJY&feature=youtu.be [Embed] ---- 183069093 ->>183068993 (OP) -Who told the best climate jokes? ---- 183069419 ->>183069093 -Kimmel shillbot activated -You can't hide from this faggot ---- 183069518 ->>183069419 -KWAB ---- 183069794 -What was he thinking here? ---- 183069943 ->>183068993 (OP) -Why was the kissing guy wearing a mic? ---- 183069971 ->>183069419 ->Kimmel shillbot activated -How was I supposed to know this was the wrong thread? -Look at the title and OP image, you can see why I thought it was a Kimmel thread ---- 183070051 ->>183069943 ->I don't know what the people in charge are up to. But I'm gunna get some answers. ---- 183070174 ->>183069971 -Keep running defense. You made light of sexual assault and attempted to completely scrub the video from the internet, Jimmy ---- 183070302 ->>183069093 ->>183069971 -Shills out here in full force attempting to shut it down ---- 183070419 ->>183069943 -Stole it. ---- 183071323 ->>183069093 -Obvious shill ---- 183071685 ->>183069093 -I feel so much hate looking at these golems. -Who watches this shit? ---- 183071735 ->>183071685 -Nobody, except for low I.Q blithering idiots who consume all their news from >le funny man on TV ---- 183071761 ->>183069794 -He wanted more ---- 183072045 ->>183071761 ---- 183072256 ->>183069518 -Chud moment ---- 183072277 ->>183071685 -Liberal boomers and gen xers ---- 183072557 ->>183068993 (OP) -It's pathetic how he immediately shrivels in fear and only once the guy is being controlled by security he gets all tough guy. ---- 183072740 -They still film this crap infront of audiences? Why? -Also the clip was clearly scripted, even if Farrell wasn't in on it. ---- 183072940 ->>183068993 (OP) -its an attempt for u guys to focus on the wrong cursed video -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nH0JTvt0Nw [Embed] ---- 183072968 ->>183072557 -If there wasn't a security guard there at that very moment, that entire studio would have been painted in human blood after Colin beat the life out of him, that's why you can see him stand up with such a commanding force. That rapist should consider himself lucky there was security present to save his life. If you said any of this cowardly shit to Colin without a bodyguard, he would give you a beating you would remember for the rest of your sad fucking life. ---- 183073119 ->>183072968 -In reality the guy would've raped him right then and there in front of everyone and he couldn't have done anything about it even if he tried. - -Nice try Colin, b the evidence is literally in the video: ->get sexually assaulted ->another guy is literally kissing and licking your neck ->do nothing ->assailant is being controlled and pulled back by security ->suddenly get up and act tough ---- 183073173 ->>183073119 -Did you not see the part where I mentioned him immediately jumping up with force, and vigor? If that security guard showed up a mere millisecond later, the guy would have been brutally beaten to death. Keep your fucking mouth shut, internet tough guy. ---- 183073212 ->>183071685 -There's a solid audience of midwits who need smoke blown up their asses for being on the "right" side of "important" issues ---- 183073315 ->>183073173 -Go tend to your retard son, Colin. ---- 183073490 ->>183073315 -Not him, but just like him, if you ever said any of this impotent cowardly shit to me offline, I would give you a beating you wouldn't ever forget. ---- 183073618 ->>183068993 (OP) -So creepy and weird but in all honesty Colin is kind of zesty, wouldn't be surprised if he sucked cock in his hayday. ---- 183073629 ->>183068993 (OP) ->I see we have some black nominees tonight, I guess that means the odds of another fight on stage just went way up -What the fuck did Jimbo Kimbo mean by this? ---- 183073875 ->>183072557 ->t. Incel freak ---- 183074059 ->>183073875 ->projecting ---- 183074135 ->>183073875 -How? ---- 183074188 ->>183074059 ->>183074135 ->How? -Do I really need to explain how being a homophobic chud and being sexless coincides? Go back to /pol/, 4chan used to be a liberal board until idiot nazi stormfront invaders came, and then was made worse by fascist trump fanatics ---- 183074226 ->>183070051 ->obviously it was a deep state operation. You know when I was da governor of minne shoda I was told was told of guys who would kiss other guy while wearing microphones. I didn’t believe it at first but when I looked into it I was shocked at I found. I promised when I was done being governor of minne shoda I would get to the bottom of it but unfortunately I was stopped dead in my tracks. ---- 183074276 ->>183074188 -You think trannies would do that, go on the internet and tell lies? ---- 183074328 ->>183074276 -Do you think sexless nazis on the internet would act smart? Yes, they do it all the time. ---- 183074502 -Love how any LGBTQIA+ post automatically draws out the basement dwelling incels to spew garbage ---- 183074543 ->>183074226 -Kek ---- 183074677 ->>183073490 -LMAO sure sis ---- 183074681 ->>183074502 -It's just /pol/chuds leaking out ---- 183074702 ->>183074677 -Keep talking. Just know, if I ever had the chance, I would knock the teeth out of your recessed jaw. ---- 183075422 -Racism outside of /b/ is bannable, fyi :3 ---- 183075870 ->>183073618 -I would be more shocked if he didn't. ---- 183075916 ->>183075870 -I dare you to say to his fucking face instead of acting tough behind a keyboard ---- 183075937 ->>183068993 (OP) ->>183069794 -Last night I was thinking about what the source for that picture could be, and here it's just dropped in my lap. ---- 183076007 ->>183074188 -But they don't coincide not in any appreciable manner, but you say they do, because the only way for you to get up in the morning and not kill yourself is to pretend your enemies are more miserable than you are. ---- 183076109 ->>183075916 -I'd kiss him and cuddle him like a baby and he would lay there and take it. ---- 183076288 ->>183076007 -Sure thing chud, it's always PoC or DAAA JOOOOOOZ fault you can't have sex or maintain a normal healthy social network ---- 183076313 ->>183076109 -Fuck off moron. He would beat the piss out of you and have you begging for mercy, right before he stomps your fucking skull in ---- 183076316 ->>183075916 -Sure. Tell me how I could do it. ---- 183076386 ->>183076316 -Refer to ->>183076313 -You wouldn't, even if you could. Little pissant. I would love to see you catch a beating and the subsequent humiliation ---- 183076788 ->>183068993 (OP) -So is Kimmel actively covering this up? Cancelled when? ---- 183076941 ->>183068993 (OP) -You zoomer retards can never identify staged and fake things, it's amazing. The guy was clearly wearing a mic, you can hear his voice crystal clear. You dipshits are the most gullible people in the history of humanity. ---- 183076965 ->>183076941 ->You zoomer retards can never identify staged and fake ---- 183077036 ->>183069943 -Also why did he run backwards immediately to make it look like the little mexican dude was pulling him away when he really wasn't even exerting any force on him? ---- 183077047 ->>183069869 -this gif is so fucking kino ---- 183077054 ->>183069093 -I'll kill them ---- 183077165 ->>183076941 -you probably think you live on a giant spinning rock in an infinite void, yet you think this candid kino moment was fake? fuck right off! ---- 183077365 ->>183074188 ->4chan used to be a liberal board -STOP TELLING LIES -YOU TELL 2 MANY LIES -YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING LIES -ALL DAY LONG ---- 183077455 ->>183068993 (OP) -Because it was a dumb prank that ended up making everyone involved look retarded. ---- 183077579 ->>183077365 -Cope and seethe. Stormfront's constant raiding and Trump cultists don't change that fact ---- 183077990 ->>183076340 -lost ---- 183078161 ->>183068993 (OP) -Does Adam Carolla still get paid every time an episode airs? ---- 183078544 ->>183068993 (OP) -Post his Karl Malone blackface. ---- 183078618 ->>183074188 -Liberal =/= faggotry -Stormfronters are still rejected by polacks - -Go back to ur gay community in any of your dying forums ---- 183078994 ->>183074188 ->4chan used to be a liberal board -Except for the pedos, lolicons, anarchists, nazilovers, nigger hate, gore threads, etc -Youfr attempt at fitting in and changing history is pathetic ---- 183079032 ->>183068993 (OP) -Not allowing a man to be sexually assaulted by another man is homophobic ---- 183079172 ->>183074502 ->>183074681 -I love how trannies have to rely on astroturfing 4chan just to afford rent ---- 183079558 -I just don't like ye homo.. ---- 183079664 ->>183069093 -Its so sad that Kimmel is the funniest out of these. That's the state of the world. (I never watched the snl guy whose name escapes me right now, he might be mildly funny) ---- 183079694 ->>183079558 -Ye came out? ---- 183080024 ->>183074188 -Fascism is the only way to achieve a Ron Paul utopia ---- 183080078 ->>183079785 -Oh noes he made an apology -Guess who is still buying the beer, chud? ->>183080024 -Ron Paul was largely pushed as satirical, nobody actually supported him ---- 183080120 ->>183080078 -Are you in high school or on hrt? You have such an incredibly juvenile sense of social decorum ---- 183080480 ->>183080084 -Really don't care about your lying, just letting you know that 4chan was majority of a liberal board xD regardless of what your b.s says ->>183080120 -Not an argument, maybe you had too many bud lites, chud? Don't drink too much of those when Trump loses again ---- 183081431 ->>183081001 -KEK ---- 183082627 -This thread is proving why 4chan has dropped in quality heavily; casual racism, transphobia, e.t.c. It was funny when it was ironic and satirical, now it's sad that there are actual dumb rednecks on here with these opinions ---- 183082739 ->>183069943 ->>183077036 -because the guy was a plant - -collin was told something wacky and fun would happen but they didnt say what. i mean the gay guy straight up looks like an actor too, handsome, good hair and makeup, he is obviously a plant but collin did not know about this - -how can anyone not see this ---- 183082775 ->>183076941 -the guy was a plant, collin was not aware - -it was scrubbed from the internet because he gave an awkward reaction to something he didnt expect. if it were all completely staged and went off as planned, it wouldnt have been scrubbed. use your brain ---- 183082819 ->>183082627 -semi ironic reverse false flag post ---- 183082851 ->>183074188 ---- 183083026 ->>183082851 -Literally none of that is fucking true idiot, been here since 06 -Nice chud history revisonism ---- 183083077 ->>183082851 ->>183083026 -kek /pol/ really has lost the plot. always acting like they have a monopoly on truth ---- 183083372 ->>183082739 -meds. now. ---- 183083449 ->>183082851 -Doesn’t even mention /pol/ being removed multiple times for being such faggots. ---- 183083453 ->>183083077 -For sure. Too bad little /pol/ weaklings won't venture out of their basement, I would love to kick their asses ---- 183083465 ->>183083026 ->been here since 06 -hi newfag. ---- 183083510 ->>183069093 -imagine barricading all the doors to the studio during filming and then setting a fire ---- 183083700 ->I thought that got you off, bitch, seeing stars in pain ->weather reporter my ass ->FUCK ->YOU ---- 183084002 ->only squares up to him once security remove him -this is why the irish were conquered, pathetic. ---- 183084326 ->>183069093 ->black guy holding a black earth -they really want to blackwash the whole world, dont they ---- 183084451 -This anon's threads are always the most samefagged threads on /tv/ he has legit mental issues ---- 183085287 ->>183068993 (OP) -Same reason msm tries to hide negative videos of blacks; people are sickened and disgusted by their behavior, in this case, faggots. Better to hide it as much as possible from normal people so they don’t question the trajectory of their culture and civilization. ---- 183085424 ->>183068993 (OP) -Why did anyone think this was a good idea? ---- 183085438 ->>183069869 -the fucking hair, lmao ---- 183085499 ->>183074188 ->not wanting to be sexually assaulted/raped is homophobic now - -Good grief the US needs to be nuked. ---- 183085544 ->>183085499 -Starting with California. ---- 183085662 ->>183082775 -his reaction was amusing and not at all awkward ---- 183086400 ->>183082739 ->i mean the gay guy straight up looks like an actor too, handsome, good hair and makeup, he is obviously a plant -For being such a huge faggot you sure haven't seen many gay guys. ---- 183086675 ->>183069093 -Do Africans even care about climate change? ---- 183086714 ->>183069093 -Notice that on all 3 globes, the continents they show facing towards the camera are Africa, Africa and South America. -Subliminal messaging psyop, "they are the future" ---- 183086900 ->>183086675 ->both globes pointing Africa to the camera ->prominently displaying a blacked out Libya, when no other country on that globe is black, as if it were part of the sea -those fucking bastards. they can't just let the colonel rest in peace. ---- 183087573 ->>183069093 -Talk shows truly lost their last bit of soul when Conan left -I want to infringe violence upon half of these people ---- 183087973 ->>183074188 ->fascist -You can’t even define the word, you fucking weasel. ---- 183089132 ->>183087973 -Stfu ---- 183089361 -My dad was on Win Ben Stein’s Money during the Kimmel run, and barely any of that show is online. ---- 183089635 ->>183069093 -Wish somebody would've literally photo-bombed these people. Theres your joke faggot ---- 183089953 ->>183089635 -How do you feel that they are all more successful, smarter, and attractive than you? Chud moment ---- 183090022 ->>183069794 -A poofter just did me up better look tough ---- 183090208 ->>183083077 ->>183083449 ->>183083453 -Samefag ---- 183090250 ->>183090208 -Schizo ---- 183090260 ->>183085287 -Thankfully the second American civil war continues to come despite the hardcore denial from all the /leftypol/ shills who raid every board on this site ---- 183090278 ->>183090250 -Seething ---- 183090738 ->>183090278 -Fuck off incel, if you ever stepped out from behind your keyboard, I would easily snap your spine in half ---- 183091092 -What is this thread? ---- 183091459 ->>183090022 -You must think that all the time ---- 183091836 -Pathetic amount of MAGAts in here... did they forget he lost? ---- 183092199 ->>183091836 -Yeah I don't get it... he lost and yet this little pissbabies continually cry about their orange daddy constantly. He lost. Get over it. ---- 183092674 ->>183069093 - -I miss the era of Letterman vs Leno and old-school Conan ---- 183092738 ->>183069419 -The way Kimmel doesn't react with any alarm shows that he knew it was going to happen. I don't think Ferrell knew it was going to happen. ---- 183092762 ->>183092674 -Same... besides the overt casual racism, at least it wasn't Trumpism blaring constantly ---- 183092833 ->>183068993 (OP) -Because it's evidence of a crime. Kimmel set up this prank, which is a sexual assault. ---- 183093056 ->>183092833 -Why do you think homophobia is funny? Head on back to /pol/ ---- 183093090 -People saying that he only acted tough once the security came in -It seems more likely that the guy was just completely confused ---- 183093387 ->>183093090 -Homophobia isn't funny ---- 183093701 ->>183093090 -You wouldn't act so tough if a gay man came up to you and punched you righit in your fucking face asshole ---- 183094074 ->>183072940 - ->restricted -thanks anyway for trying. ---- 183094244 -Why are there so many racist/homophobes in here? ---- 183094282 ->>183079664 ->I never watched the snl guy whose name escapes me right now, he might be mildly funny -(((He))) isn't. ---- 183094325 ->>183087573 ->half ---- 183094379 ->>183092738 ->>183069419 -you can also tell it was fake from the two other guys body language. they are clearly messing around ---- 183094402 -I mean you guys get this shit is (literally) staged right? Like they rehearse everything, they didn't just unexpectedly send an actor out to sexually assault colin ferrel diff --git a/tv/183070278.txt b/tv/183070278.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0a382e2f85635c8c171fce1dd58c724b2799fbee..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183070278.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,376 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183070278 -Expectations vs Reality ---- 183070854 -beauty if she beast ---- 183070869 ->>183070278 (OP) -Those dreadlocks make me want to puke ---- 183070889 ->>183070278 (OP) -Poor actor. I hope they CGI'd the kiss and he didn't actually have to make out with that mutant. ---- 183070903 ->>183070278 (OP) -Implying all you incels wouldn't be allover her ---- 183070958 ->>183070869 -I feel you bro. I hate dreadlocks as well. -she's a princess not an hobo, micro braids was the way to go. ---- 183070959 ->>183070903 ->all you ->you -nice projection fat ass ---- 183071022 ->>183070903 -I have standards. Won't touch this creepy fish monster with a 10foot harpoon. ->>183070889 -Jonah Hill should've been the consultant for this flick ---- 183071098 ->>183070869 -That's what happens when you soak black hair for years without washing it once. She should honestly look like Bob Marley. ---- 183071275 ->>183070889 ---- 183071300 ->>183070869 ---- 183072409 ->>183070903 ->allover ---- 183072945 ->>183071300 -Looks like little ropes of shit running down. ---- 183072963 ->>183071300 -they should've casted her sister. ---- 183072980 -ooga booga ---- 183073108 ->>183072963 -She is gorilla tier though ---- 183073176 ->>183070278 (OP) -thank god for the 2003 movie ---- 183073484 ->>183073176 -2003 Peter Pan is honestly some kind of a miracle ->good child actors who can carry a movie ->great romantic chemistry between peter and wendy ->great hook ->great tink ->great visuals ->great soundtrack -In conclusion: total SOVL -This Disney remake would have been shit even if they hired white Peter and Tink. ---- 183073538 -You do the Prince Charming thing in real life and now you're a creepy stalker wtf. ---- 183074382 ->>183073538 -You mean kiss a girl? ---- 183074423 ->>183070278 (OP) -Am I the only one that likes this? The white Chad getting it on with the foreign Other has heavy colonialist vibes. I think it's kinky. ---- 183074530 ->>183070278 (OP) -I swear I must be the only motherfucker on planet earth that is actually looking forward to this movie. I don't care that she's black. Little Mermaid was my favorite princess movie and I'm just happy they're making a live action. Also, black chick that's playing Ariel naturally has a naiad look to her. I like new things. Fuck it. Anybody else though? ---- 183074533 ->>183071300 -So that's what cheetos are made of? ---- 183074557 ->>183073108 -That has to be photoshop ---- 183074585 -the most infuriating miscast ever ---- 183074618 ->>183073484 -It's a shame they made Peter a shitskin. Wendy in the new film is perfect - she has a classic European beauty that's rarely seen on the screen anymore. According to her Wiki she's of English and Russian ancestry. Has the sort of face that would be right at home in the play's original staging in 1904. Huge missed opportunity. ---- 183074649 ->>183074618 -looks like neanderthal ---- 183074685 ->>183070278 (OP) -"Can I taste yo juiiccee!" ---- 183074696 -You're just a nice guy, Prince Charming. That's why I'm going out with Beast. No hard feelings. ---- 183074827 ->>183074649 -Neanderthal blood is specific to Europeans, so it's arguably what makes us special. Not really an insult. ---- 183074870 -You had a good run Disney, let Dreamworks show you how it's done ---- 183074909 ->>183074827 -Everybody except sub-Saharan Africans has some Neanderthal admixture ---- 183075023 ->>183074530 ->favorite princess movie -faggot ---- 183075095 ->>183070869 -I hate white girls that choose to have dreadlocks so much. -Shaving your hair bald would be much better if it given the chance. ---- 183075348 ->>183074423 ->white -Typical jewish slave fantasy ---- 183075507 ->>183075023 -Then what are you doing here? Disney princess movies are like the best stories ever told. ---- 183075613 ->>183074618 -This. Ever is perfectly cast. Poo Pan is horrible. ---- 183075683 ->>183074557 -It's not. They have always been fucking ugly. ---- 183075760 ->>183074557 -Literal trash picked off the street ---- 183076680 ->>183075613 -They look absolutely ridiculous standing side by side. ---- 183077294 ->>183070869 - -I mean the word "dread" isn't in the name for no reason. ---- 183077556 ->>183076680 ---- 183078188 ->>183070278 (OP) ->sexy teen white girl mc is blackwashed ->rich chad aristocrat of the story is still a tall white chad ---- 183078281 ->>183074618 ->>183074827 ->>183076680 -DISGUSTING HAG -STOP HAGWASHING MY MOVIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ---- 183078291 ->>183078066 -Perfect. ---- 183078320 ->>183078066 ---- 183078382 ->>183078066 -KEK ---- 183078395 ->>183070278 (OP) ->Beautiful red clouds contrasting extremely well against the crimson sky while not distracting from the main characters ->The shittest sunset i've ever seen -Fuck the race shit, anyone who actually cares about film would be mad over the fucking lazy shots. -Sad that this will make more, total normie death ---- 183078435 ->>183070278 (OP) -Gingers are worse ---- 183078505 ->>183073108 -No frontal lobes ---- 183078514 ->>183078395 ->Sad that this will make more -Ehh I doubt it. Both Peter Pan and The Little Mermaid have opened normies' eyes to ->how horrible these movies look ->how fucked and ugly the raceswapped castings are ---- 183078552 ->>183078505 -Yep. It's obvious there is nothing going on up there. ---- 183078589 ->>183074618 -That's a boy in a dress ---- 183078611 ->>183074585 -A woman's face is more important than her tits. ---- 183078650 ->>183078424 -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---- 183078654 ->>183072409 -What is with the zombie eyeball thing? ---- 183079098 ->>183074909 -Asians beyond the Indus have more homo erectus DNA than neanderthal, vise versa for Western Eurasias. Africans have unknown extinct human species admixture not found in any other human populations. ---- 183079228 ->>183078665 -Poo and Pooh ---- 183079301 ->>183073484 ->>183073176 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl0GWyUSPI8 [Embed] -pretty much, something like in the link would never EVER be allowed today ---- 183079653 ->>183079301 -This scene too ---- 183079766 ->>183070278 (OP) ->>183070854 ->>183070869 ->>183070889 ->>183070958 ->>183070959 ->>183071022 ->>183071098 ->>183072945 ->>183073108 ->>183072980 ->>183073176 -you could have done something with your life instead you are anonymously racist on the internet. do better ---- 183079837 ->>183079653 -This film was certainly more erotically charged than the source material, but in an innocent, first stirrings kind of way. I mean, I suppose since Wendy's a teenager or close to one and Pan is a lot older than he's supposed to be depicted - he's meant to be smaller than all the other Lost Boys. -IIRC the kid they got to play the character in this had so many growth spurts during production that they had to rebuild the set multiple times. -I know every girl I knew at that time was obsessed with this film. -Same ones were deep into Twilight a couple of years later lol ---- 183079866 ->>183071275 ->>183072409 -they really did cast the ugliest creature possible ---- 183079970 ->>183079837 -These are the kind of changes I can accept. -The fact that the movie doesn't have a happy ending for the couple basically makes it Titanic for kids. ---- 183080048 ->>183079970 ->The fact that the movie doesn't have a happy ending for the couple basically makes it Titanic for kids. -It's not meant to. I remember that there's a deleted scene which mirrors the original story where Peter returns for Wendy some time in the far future and finds her daughter instead. -I can't remember how this film ends exactly. ---- 183080761 ->>183078066 ---- 183080772 ->>183080048 -I know that it mirrors the book but I still find that ending depressing af -Even in Hook Peter gets together with Wendy's granddaughter or some shit, not with the actual Wendy. ---- 183081016 ->>183076680 -It looks like she brought her pet monkey to an event ---- 183081157 ->>183081016 -well put. it's what I think whenever I see wealthy people with their adopted pets. ---- 183081288 ->>183080772 ->but I still find that ending depressing af -IIRC isn't that was Hook in the 2003 adapt tried to explain to Wendy? That Pan isn't a creature to be admired, emulated or desired because he's forever stuck as a kid and that's tragic? You can almost watch Hook as a direct sequel to the 2003 film I think. - -There was a graphic novel series from the mid 90's that had a unique interpretation of the story. -Edgy, like all indy comcis shit in the 90's were. -Wouldn't mind an adaptation of that rather than endless rehashes that end up being shittier and more pozzed than the previous. -QRD it's a dark fantasy horror story, and Neverland is some kind of savage magical island. -Pan is ever young because he's a vampire, turned into one by "tinkerbell" which is some kind of demonic spirit fairy thing. Hook and his crew strayed into that dimension by accident in the 1700's because of a storm and got caught defending themselves against the monsters there, including the band of vampiric kids (lost boys). -Pan brought the original Wendy to this dimension in the distant past and has gone back and forth to London over the ages to bring back an endless succession of Wendy's (reincarnations or what I can't remember) because he's obsessed with her and she keeps dying because he never turns her. -I don't think it was ever finished. ---- 183081979 ->>183081288 -That sounds kino -Why can't Hollywood adapt anything with SOVL today, fuck ---- 183082071 ->>183070278 (OP) -What's her foot game like? ---- 183082597 ->>183081979 -Apart from all the obvious reasons another prime reason they'd never do that kind of adaptation is because iirc the Pan of the story spent a lot of time in late 80's london luring pedophilic faggots to be fed on by pretending to be a twink; they were the main vampiric food source in the present day. -It also had Michael as a perpetually angry preteen kid because he was turned unlike his sister and thus stayed as a child forever. Like a male version of Kirsten Dunst's character in Interview with the Vampire, but way more aggressive. -I got the sense that Hook, despite being a psychopathic pirate captain from the age of sail, was a lot more sympathetic considering how monstrous everything else in neverland was. ---- 183082694 ->>183082597 -You could tone down all that stuff and make it pg-13 ---- 183082899 ->>183082195 -No, I want to lick the shit out of a black mermaid's newfound feet while I rail her with my big cock and make her wide set fishy eyes roll back in her aquatic negro head ---- 183083024 ->>183081288 -I would actually not mind if the live action lil mermaid was a horror movie instead of copying the cartoon. -It already has a darker lighting and the actress looks ugly as fuck. ---- 183083123 ->>183083024 -Even the poster is in horror style ---- 183083419 ->>183083024 -I'd like to see the mermaids look more monstrous in such a horror adapt. Shark-based mermaid. No human skintone. Visible gills, webbed fingers etc. -Then they'd have my attention. -Thing is it could still be a romance, just darker. ->>183083123 ->that poster -holy shit none of them had a fucking clue what they were doijg, were they? ---- 183083439 -Speaking of which, looks like we made the news again. ---- 183083460 ->>183070278 (OP) -Bedwench and the Beast ---- 183083533 ->>183083123 -The poster for the little mermaid is actually kind of great. - -Problem is it's a live action disney film, they just all suck. ---- 183083540 ->>183083439 -zendaya is so fucking ugly it's unreal. ---- 183083608 ->>183083540 -The real crime is that she's not cute-ugly. ---- 183083639 ->>183083608 -the real real crime is her hairline looking like a turkish man's butthole ---- 183083771 ->>183083439 -Kek. -Also, seeing most of the replies saying that Zendaya is ugly gives me hope for humanity. ---- 183083990 ->>183083771 -for the record, i think jennifer connelly is super overrated. she's just some average hoe though, not total caveman mode like zendaya. ---- 183084079 ->>183083540 -She looks more like a transvestite than the actual tranny from euphoria ---- 183084422 ->>183070903 -Lmao. Incels?? Even incels have standards, mate. Only the fuckers with the lowest of the lowest standard would think to fuck this hammer head lookalike uggo. ---- 183084711 ->>183071275 -was this bitches head flattened as a baby to spread the eyes apart? ---- 183084745 -Rewatched Little Mermaid today with my kid and holy fuck I forgot how god damn cute Ariel is. -Its really like they made her ugly on purpose just to spite the original. ---- 183084801 ->>183084711 -It's a typical nigger trait, you just never paid attention because they are not cast as princesses. ---- 183084854 ->>183084745 -The only thing that makes me happy is that the kids aren't gonna want the ugly merch ---- 183084878 ->>183071275 ->>183070278 (OP) -ew at least race swap the guy as well, what the fuck? ---- 183084899 ->>183084801 -fucking dagon-cultist faces -save me niggerman! ---- 183084909 -I can't wait for this shit to flop so hard. -It's gonna flop like a mermaid dragged out of the water and dumped onto the sahara. ---- 183084956 ->>183083123 -wait, it's not even out yet?! ---- 183085025 ->>183075613 -wait, that's peter man?! fuck i hadn't even heard about this race swap ---- 183085347 ->>183085025 -Good morning sir! ---- 183085477 ->>183085347 -i really didn't, if you're implying i did. i only came to /tv/ because i finished watching the mario movie and wanted to complain about it somewhere ---- 183085522 ->>183085347 -.. wait, maybe that's peter pan? i thought you posted a random indian guy lol, as to imply i was joking with >>183085025 ---- 183085562 ->>183070278 (OP) -Why does Hollywood hate attractive red heads ---- 183085631 ->>183085522 -That's Pajeet Pan, yes. ---- 183085701 ->>183085631 ->Pajeet Pan ---- 183085884 ->>183084956 -niggers can't think out of the box ---- 183085980 ->>183085884 -they can't get good at the box office neither ---- 183086972 ->>183085980 diff --git a/tv/183071115.txt b/tv/183071115.txt deleted file mode 100644 index da54789d675e486806ca4c23ed23d7a2867a101b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183071115.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,435 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183071115 -What are your favorite russian/soviet kinos? - -My top 10 is: -1. Stalker -2. The Island -3. The Very Same Munchhausen -4. Shadows of forgotten Ancestors -5. Ivan the Terrible -6. The Dawns here are quiet -7. Mother and Son -8. Dead Mans Bluff -9. Andrei Rublev -10. The soviet Sherlock Holmes movies ---- 183071583 -bump comrades ---- 183072449 -Bump ---- 183072654 -White sun of the desert ---- 183072792 -Mirror -Welcome, or No Trespassing -The Needle -The Running -At Home Among Strangers - -The Running is extremely relevant to the present, what a great film. ---- 183072834 -lol nobody cares about your shit country who contributed literally nothing to video games except cheaters and retarded raging manchildren with broken english -kill putin or kill yourself faggot this is an american imageboard ---- 183072849 ->>183072792 ->The Running - -could you post the original title? couldnt find it under The Running ---- 183072885 ->>183072849 -I fucked up, it's actually called The Flight ->The Flight (Russian: Бeг, transliteration Beg) ---- 183072901 -Why are eastern euros so dysgenic? ---- 183072943 ->>183072885 -Thank you ---- 183073371 -Bump ---- 183073865 -some of the best Doomer kino is Russian ---- 183073904 -Kino ---- 183074015 ->>183071115 (OP) -Although technically a Polish tv show, Four Tank-Men and a Dog was filmed in Poland while it was a satellite state in the Soviet sphere.....aaaand it is probably the best show I've ever seen in my life. Like literally the best. It's funny, it's dark, there's a dog. - -Trust me, if you can find it (because it goes up and down on youtube) it's absolutely worth a watch. ---- 183074061 ->>183073904 ->Kino ->The Gulag Archipelago book ->putin6.jpg -huh? ---- 183074067 ->>183074015 -Also, I believe the most beautiful woman to have ever walked on this earth is in it. Like it's just worth watching JUST to see her and hear her sing. ---- 183074101 ->>183073865 -Based бyмep appreciator. Still need to get around to watching 2. -Any other Russian kin/o/? ---- 183074370 ->>183074101 -Those are all I know in that particular style. -My other favorite kinos of theirs are those comfy old Soviet comedies. -Blows literally all American comedy out of the water, as long as you have good subtitles/know Russian. -If you're looking for some silly slapstick comedy done perfectly check out Leonid Gaidai's top stuff -If you're looking for a more tragicomedy style with great social commentary check out Eldar Ryazanov or Georgiy Daneliya. - -For more serious movies, literally anything by Tarkovsky or Zvyagintsev is kino. - -There's some on Youtube with decent subs, Prime Video is also good. Other than that you just have to download and hope the subs aren't Google-Translated trash. ---- 183074480 -Afonya. probably available on mosfilm youtube channel. ---- 183074731 ->>183071115 (OP) -Anything by this autistic ass Nigga or Alexey German. - -Do any other directors like Balabanov exists? ---- 183074811 ->>183074731 -Refn and Lars von Trier are pretty autistic ---- 183074905 ->>183073865 ->>183071115 (OP) - -I miss these mfs like you wouldn’t believe bros. I’m genuinely amazed I don’t hear about them as much on here. Danila from Brat is the closest to a 4chan tier character I’ve seen and Balabanov would 100% post on /tv/ if he was still alive. ---- 183074917 ->>183074731 -What's wrong with him? ---- 183074966 ->>183074905 -Brat is incredibly based. /tv/ needs to use this quote more. ---- 183074996 -The last good movie that country made. ---- 183075183 ->>183074067 -HOLY- -any other kinos with her? ---- 183075258 -If Marvel/Disney was smart they would do a movie about the Winter Guard rebelling against Putin & rescuing Ukraine. Could have a huge set piece battle in Chernobyl or something. - -But nooooooo that would be too close to acknowledging that communism is evil for the satanic woke fucks of mouse land. ---- 183075289 ->>183074731 ->>183074905 -I know you guys are joking but I unironically think Balabanov was autistic. He’s like what would happen if a tv autist actually got made movies. - ->movies are hyper nationalistic (will criticize Russian but will follow up by calling westoids pussies and non-whites evil and violent) - ->openly says his movies are about nothing and having a theme or message is for pseudo-intellectual nerds - ->says his characters are based on himself (most of his characters are Racist, poor, socially stunted and violent but still get bitches of course) - ->hates Intellectuals, minorities, rich peoples, Anglos, criminals (petty criminals are ok), atheists, politicians… ---- 183075312 ->>183075258 ---- 183075332 ->>183075258 ->Disney ->communist - -I hate westoids so much ---- 183075344 ->>183075312 ---- 183075419 ->>183073865 -Is Sisters on par with the Brother movies? ---- 183075440 ->>183074015 -this show is on yt with english subs. i will watch it. if its bad i will open a thread and insult you. if its good i will open a thread and call you based ---- 183075515 ->>183073865 ->Bumer -What is about? ---- 183075535 ->>183071115 (OP) - -Come and See -Dead Man's Letters -Khrustalyov, My Car! -Cargo 200 -Green Elephant ---- 183075560 -Tass is authorized to declare -Учacтoк -The Rifleman of the Voroshilov Regiment ---- 183075600 ->>183075289 -My family is from Russia and my dad lives Balabanov, he calls him “the proletarian director” lol, he’s not wrong though. Balabanov is sort of the opposite of Americans directors, he hated the intellectual, upper-class mentality of most artists and film makers, I think it’s what makes his movies and characters so likable really. ---- 183075678 ->>183075289 -I was the brat all along... ---- 183075742 -An American Tail ---- 183075946 ->>183075258 ---- 183076360 ->>183075535 ->Green Elephant - -meme shockslop ---- 183076363 ->>183075344 ---- 183076376 ->>183076360 -filtered ---- 183076655 ->>183075946 -Why is modern propaganda so soulless? ---- 183076938 ->>183075419 -For sure better than the Grandpa, the Uncle and the Niece ---- 183076975 ->>183071115 (OP) ->My top 10 is: ->1. Stalker -Yawn, be original for once. Let me guess, you looove psycho too ---- 183077056 ->>183071115 (OP) -The Duelist - -Also, Generation P ---- 183077083 ->>183072834 -pathologic 2 was good though ---- 183077434 ->>183077056 -You have zero taste ---- 183077538 ->>183076363 ---- 183077675 -War and Peace -Waterloo -come on /tv/, you disappoint me ---- 183077751 -Are there russian movies that aren't depressing? - -Like some slice of life russian youth movie? ---- 183077757 -The Heart of Parma -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k4r2jmedig [Embed] ---- 183077800 ->>183077751 ->some slice of life russian youth movie? -those are the most likely to be depressing. -maybe if there is a documentary about dota 2 players. ---- 183077818 -this guy literally lost his life in an avalanche so you could enjoy Brother and Brother 2, directed by his father. go watch these fabulous operator crime dramas ---- 183077858 ->>183071115 (OP) -I love Russia! Russia number one! ---- 183077885 ->>183076655 -I can't tell which side this is propaganda for. ---- 183077941 ->>183077858 ---- 183078028 ->>183071115 (OP) -1)Brat (brother) -2)Brat 2 (brother 2) -3)Zhmurki (no idea its the only hilarious russian comedy) -4) boomer (bumer? BMW nickname) - -Honestly thats it, everything else is garbage ---- 183078684 ->>183077885 -Anti-war obviously. Ukies can get NATO's entire arsenal but they'll still run out of people before Russia runs out of bombs and shells. ---- 183078759 ->>183077751 -Pretty much the only Russian films with a happy ending are fairytales. ---- 183078909 ->>183078759 -russian kino you say? ---- 183079120 ->>183072834 -back to led dit with you ---- 183079212 -I love Russian antiwar protests so much bros. ---- 183079316 -children of leningradsky ---- 183079387 ->>183071115 (OP) -Irony of Fate -Kin Dza Dza - ->>183071583 -fuck off tankie ---- 183079426 ->>183073865 -Lilya 4-Ever is a Swedish film ---- 183079467 -Pretty comfy kino based on Pushkin's novel -https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocratic_Peasant_Girl ---- 183079494 ->>183077941 -That's a woman. ---- 183079572 -Relevant: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAX4PxfOcss [Embed] ---- 183079578 ->>183077538 -looks more like a Canadian batman ---- 183079596 ->>183071115 (OP) -Afonya 1975 is probably the 'literally me' movie most /tv/ users are looking for. -I understand russian so it's easier for me to watch most film from 1930s and onward, they are publically available on some youtube channels with subs as well. It's difficult to say what are my top 10 films but it's definitely not the OP, most of them are very obscure period films that deal with some social or religious issue of some kind, I don't think anyone will enjoy it and they don't have subs. - -Here's a good entry level channel(with subs) that has most soviet films even westerners have been exposed to. -https://www.youtube.com/@MosfilmRuOfficial ---- 183079611 ->>183078909 -YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -This little girl is holding up her pantaloons. This is not becoming behaviour of a female child. ---- 183079852 -Watch The Little Mermaid 1976 ---- 183079983 ->>183071115 (OP) -Find an eng sub for Bandit Petersburg and I promise you kino of unprecedented proportions. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZHhA1G8-Y [Embed] ---- 183080330 ->>183071115 (OP) -The mystery of edwin drood -The youth of peter. ---- 183080694 -Is it true that the Chinese love Russian historical films? I've heard it a long time ago somewhere. ---- 183080898 ->>183075419 -It's a very different type of movie. -It's not some based gigachad going around being a badass, it's just two small girls trying to run from the mafia. - -Still awesome movie and an incredible soundtrack. -Highly recommend if you like the Brat movie style. ---- 183080940 ->>183075515 ->Bimmer (film): The plot revolves around four friends who get into trouble with the law and flee Moscow in a black BMW (the eponymous "bimmer") ---- 183081022 ->>183079426 -Russian cast, Russian language. - -It's like calling Clint Eastwood's Spaghetti Westerns "Italian films" ---- 183081104 ->>183081022 -I do call them Italian films. ---- 183081160 -иглa (1988) -I'm a Кинo fan so I'm biased, but it is a decent movie. That said if not for Tsoi I might have found it a bit too arthouse-ish for me ---- 183081240 ->>183078363 -back to >>>/pol/ nafo tranny ---- 183081315 ->>183081240 ->muh moskva ->muh leningrad ---- 183081406 ->>183074996 -It's among the last good movies any nation made. -Have you seen the shit Hollywood pumps out these days? ---- 183081520 ->>183071115 (OP) -Enemy at the Gates because of the Rachel Weisz sex scene. One of my first cooms. ---- 183081546 ->>183077818 -Balabanov is not his father, it's Bodrov Senior. -His father did make Bear's Kiss 2002 with his son, it was a decent romantic fantasy. ---- 183081581 ->>183081315 -This is a film board and a film thread. -Fuck off with your seething butthurt to your containment board. ---- 183081611 ->>183081581 -I won't. suck my ass ---- 183081675 ->>183079212 -protestors in the west are cringe. War protestors in Russia or iran actually risk their lives. ---- 183081689 ->>183077751 ->Like some slice of life russian youth movie? -Try I Walk The Streets of Moscow ---- 183081715 ->>183081240 ->tankie tranny getting his fake uterus in a bunch -seethe and dilate ---- 183081744 ->>183081611 ->you WILL give a fuck about muh politics when discussing media!!! -SJW-tier retard ---- 183081887 -Russian Western -https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_from_the_Boulevard_des_Capucines ---- 183082347 ->>183077751 -High security vacation -Учacтoк will be ultra comfy if you find subtitles. ---- 183083142 -For me it's Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future (1973) ---- 183083176 ->>183071115 (OP) ->Andrei Rublev isn't number 1 ---- 183083212 ->>183075600 -Balenciaga putin? ---- 183083253 -Soviet Peter Pan is a cute adaptation ---- 183084026 ->>183071115 (OP) ->6. The Dawns here are quiet -i really enjoyed the remake - ->Come and See ->War and Peace ->Rzhev ->Ballad of a Soldier ->Liberation ->Nesokrushimyy ->They Fought for the Motherland ->Tractor Drivers ->Hot Snow ->Fortress of War ->Tanks for Stalin ->White Tiger ->White Sun of the Desert ->9th Company ->October - -Out of Russian/Soviet movies, I mostly like ones about WWII since you don't really see much Eastern Front kino in the west. ---- 183084889 ->>183083212 -lmao ---- 183085199 ->>183074996 -But the building never falls. Nice thumbnail bait though ---- 183086526 -Kingdom of Crooked Mirrors (1963) has a kike as a villain ---- 183086763 ->>183081887 -Meh, this is just a farcial comedy. The actual Soviet Westerns like White Desert Sun and At Home Among Strangers are actually great films for their time. ---- 183086872 ->>183071115 (OP) -Soviet: ->Heart of a Dog (1988) ->Stalker ->Kin Dza Dza ->The Garage (1979) ->Only "Old Men" Are Going Into Battle - -Russian: ->Man from Podolsk ->Island (2006) ---- 183086914 ->>183086872 ->Island -Top tier taste, what an amazing film ---- 183087264 ->>183086872 ->Heart of a Dog (1988) -ultra based, extremely relevant and meme-able ---- 183087378 ->No A Hunting Accident ->No Hussar Ballad ->No Viy ->No Solaris ->Only one for White Sun of the Desert ->No Alexander Nevsky ->No Treasure Island -Plebs in this thread diff --git a/tv/183071577.txt b/tv/183071577.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f5f36d2d059634b3d8ab528946c62e58e5740d13..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183071577.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,964 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183071577 -why was cutty so fucking gay ---- 183072666 -OP was the inspiration for his character ---- 183072710 ->game done changed ->nah, just got more fierce -sounds like it changed then you fucking idiot ---- 183072727 ->>183072666 -op bros im not feeling too good.... ---- 183072773 -his real name was butty ---- 183072779 ->>183072773 ---- 183072790 ->>183072710 ->game done got more fiercer dan it wuz befawww -Ftfy ---- 183072843 ->>183071577 (OP) -all blacks are bisexual, its the white man who was forcing gender norms on them. ---- 183072844 ->>183071577 (OP) -You’re retarded. Michael had been molested by his piece of shit stepdad and didn’t know how to react to a father figure trying to encourage and teach him (and Chris doesn’t count, as he was a more silent drill sergeant/older brother vibe). Cutty overheard the boys talking about him seeming homo because he cared about them, so his comment to Michael was overcompensation because he didn’t want Michael to think he was a gay groomer or some shit. ---- 183073107 ->>183072844 ->Michael had been molested by his piece of shit stepdad -thats never made clear, its possible Michael was the aggressor who raped or at the very least seduced his stepdad making the stepdad the real victim here. Things arent always black and white, if you're going to watch something as deep and well thought out as The Wire you should try paying attention to stuff beyond the surface level. ---- 183073412 ->>183072710 -It was more about how the rules haven't changed, but the people in the game had gotten more ruthless ---- 183073430 ->>183071577 (OP) -Is the wire worth watching? ---- 183073455 ->>183072790 -Yerrrrrp! ---- 183073498 ->>183073430 -Pure kino start to finish. And season 5 has gotten less weird with modern viewing, with how much the media and journalism has been undressed in the last several years, showing how fucked up and fraudulent they can be. ---- 183073521 -thats the thing about the old days, they the old days ---- 183073530 ->>183073455 -i said how the hell you gon' ooplesnuutes in the fu'kalang jeuw'klenoots if you aint got no pooplesnuupes? ---- 183073532 ->>183073107 -shameful effort:quality ratio on this bait. Here's a (you) don't spend it all at once ---- 183073573 ->>183072710 -retard ---- 183073602 ->be HBO ->make a high budget show with lots of black people ->theyre gay -why hasnt this fallen out of fashion? ---- 183073716 -WTF? CIA is in the Wire? ---- 183073754 -didnt you make this thread last night ---- 183073779 ->>183073716 -hes a big mayor ---- 183073801 -Opening theme power rankings -4>1>2>>>>3>>>>>>>>>>5 ---- 183073813 ->>183071577 (OP) -cutty had so many baltimore mommas givin him food and offering trash pussy ---- 183073950 ->>183073801 -For me it's ->2>5>1>5>>>3 -I've actually grown to like Earle's rushed, exasperated version for season five, I correlate it with Simon and Co.'s irritation with both the rushed season schedule and the fact that people continually ignored the messages they were trying to convey. I do this second part purposefully though - fuck you David Simon lol. ---- 183074008 ->>183073716 -Perhaps he's wondering why someone would curty up a man's parachute before tossing him off of a plane - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFTMEOpmJT4 [Embed] ---- 183074010 ->>183073430 -its the best show I've seen desu ---- 183074050 ->>183073801 -1's theme coming back for the last montage in 5 was pure kino -this David Simon guy doesn't fuck around - ->>183073813 -was it just a cover though? ---- 183074107 ->>183074008 -what the FUCK, did Nolan know about this? was this the entire reason he was casted? Nolan sitting there one day rewatching The Wire, seeing this scene and thinks "hey we should have a CIA character throw people out of a plane" -"what rhymes with plane? Bane!" -"well there's my idea for Batman 3" ---- 183074251 ->>183073754 -Sheeeeeeeeeeit boy we ain't had no Wire threads fo days! ---- 183074295 ->>183074008 ->Anyone can do an American accent -Oof ---- 183074331 ->>183073430 -FIRST SEASON PERFECT TV. SECOND ON PAR DESPITE LESS BLACKS. 3-4 GOOD. 5 NO NONO NO NONO ---- 183074345 ->>183073754 -that was some east-side motherfucker this da real west-side thread baybee ---- 183074360 ->>183074295 -I like Aiden Gillen but he struggles with accents ---- 183074367 ->>183074331 -4 was the best imo, I agree that 1 was perfect though in execution. But 4 had the highest highs and it was pretty consistent overall still. ---- 183074405 ->>183073430 -politically and morally and socially it makes no sense whatsoever but it’s well made -might as well play a video game or get drunk and take a walk, there’s no substance in the entire series it’s just pulp with nonsensical takes thrown in ---- 183074464 ->>183074405 ->politically and morally and socially it makes no sense whatsoever but it’s well made -other than hamsterdam its basically a dramatized documentary -some anons pointed out that hamsterdam may not even have been far-fetched since it resembles some initiatives that were experimental on the west-coast back in the day ---- 183074504 ->>183074405 ->there’s no substance in the entire series -That's literally all it is you pretentious pseud ---- 183074510 ->>183074464 -Meanwhile Hamsterdam irl ---- 183074518 ->>183074464 -nah that’s just what nerds think who’ve never been outside ---- 183074538 ->>183073532 -its not much but its enough for me to get out of here for the rest of the day. Thank you. See you all tomorrow for a (You)'s refill. ---- 183074547 ->>183074504 -such as? ---- 183074567 ->>183074510 -I want to believe Colvin is out there running this with Namond and is happy ---- 183074766 ->>183074547 -Heroin, coke, weed, alcohol ---- 183074831 ->>183072666 -I think the real inspiration for OP is Ziggy, thinking he's a hot shot when really, he is a bitch, getting blacked against his will. ---- 183074903 ->>183074831 ->blacked ->against will ->ever -MS PEARLMAN, MY BED, NOW ---- 183075002 ->>183074903 -why do you have a cuckold porn image saved on your phone ---- 183075021 ->>183074903 -I know BMWF bad, jews etc but all I could think of during these scenes is wtf you doing Daniels, that hag's like 4 leagues below you. ---- 183075045 ->>183074903 -This was the most uncomfortable scene in the show. Who could imagine Daniels having sex? And then he takes his clothes off and he's weirdly lean and muscular. I wanted to throw up. Daniels was a good guy but I didn't want to see him like this. ---- 183075108 ->>183075045 -just face it, you wanted to see his massive dick and watch him give your gf pleasure like you never could ---- 183075115 ->>183075045 -the creator of the show, david simon is jewish -they love black men and black penises so much it’s amazing ---- 183075148 ->>183075108 ->this is who tells you to watch the wire ---- 183075209 ->>183074903 -i miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe ---- 183075215 ->>183074510 -one day i hope to visit the garden ---- 183075240 ->>183075215 -Uhh you're not welcome there, colonizer cumskin. ---- 183075249 ->>183075148 -It's like coomers recommending women sports. ---- 183075286 ->>183075002 -I'm American ---- 183075375 ->>183072843 -Pretty much this. ---- 183075397 ->>183073950 -Finally some love for season 2 ---- 183075410 ->>183073430 -No. ---- 183075431 ->>183073430 -Yes, anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian or a Philistine. ---- 183075468 ->>183071577 (OP) -nice dophin nigga ---- 183075549 ->>183073430 ->frequently hailed as the best tv show ever - -no anon its not worth watching ---- 183075588 ->>183073498 -Man that’s a good point, but McNulty creating a serial killer for fun is a weird choice. He should have uncovered it or something instead. ---- 183075590 ->>183075549 ->oreos are americas favorite cookie! -i bet you pay to get your taxes done and watch cnn ---- 183075740 ->>183074464 -Hamsterdam is every day San Francisco and Chicago, there bud. ---- 183075791 ->>183075590 -low iq and hateful response - -The Wire is hardly the mainstream viewer’s Oreo, dude. It broke out organically and from creators in other genres like Alan Moore praising it. ---- 183075894 ->>183075791 -holy shit imagine thinking HBOs game of thrones: black crime edition is a esoteric sleeper hit thanks to a capeshit recommendation ---- 183076058 ->>183075588 -I guess maybe. But they were going to cut the division and funding. Cops, government and military have done crazier shit to drum up funding. ---- 183076098 ->>183074464 -Hamsterdam is a real thing in shitholes outside of the United States and other developted functional countries. It's just that usually its not really intentional, its more that a neighbourhood degenerates through drug use and eventually criminals actually set up the open air drug market in a way the less-than-functional police and judicial system of the third world shitholes they live in can't do much about it. ---- 183076151 ->>183075791 -Lmao I like The Wire but Alan Moore praising something is more of a mark against it than something positive. ---- 183076409 ->>183074010 -Sopranos ---- 183076582 ->>183076098 -Ponder the aroma ---- 183076671 ->>183072710 -The difference is quantitative, not qualitative ---- 183076908 -why is this board so zesty lately? ---- 183077040 ->>183073716 -He even has a "toss him out of the plane" line, believe it or not. ---- 183077298 -Ziggy is the best character in television history. ---- 183077429 ->>183075397 -akawys been /tv/s favorite season, probably because racism ---- 183078096 ->>183075209 -me too... god damn VACCINE ---- 183078146 ->>183076409 -I prefer the Wire to Sopranos by a long shot -I respect the Sopranos for being a pioneering series, but The Wire is just way more enjoyable and engaging for me ---- 183078163 ->>183078146 -iq diff ---- 183078196 ->>183077298 -he may be the most hung whiteboi in television history -which I don't get since his dad only has 3.5 inches of hard blue steel. His mom must've been packing ---- 183078201 ->>183076098 ->outside the US -Or whenever Camden gets tired of policing ---- 183078223 ->>183078146 -I'm the opposite. The Wire is goos but Sopranos has a comfiness that few others achieve, in addition to great writing, characters, etc. ---- 183078234 ->>183073430 -Yes. The first season is a bit tough to watch it's really dated but it picks up near the end and after that it's pretty much kino. ---- 183078244 ->>183078196 -His character should've become a pornstar, he would've been perfect for it. ---- 183078255 ->>183078163 -The Wire is way more developed and well thought out. The Sopranos largely just spins its wheels and gets pretty formulaic. Paulie and Furio carry the show ---- 183078270 ->>183075045 -I didn't like it because the white bitch is ugly as fuck and looks like miss piggy. ---- 183078326 - COCAINE NIGGA ---- 183078331 ->>183073530 -muhfuggin nigguhs wilder an a muhfugguh ya herr? ---- 183078351 ->>183071577 (OP) -Cutty from the cut ---- 183078411 ->>183078244 -would've been the best way to pay back the greeks, they ship him off to some eastern european shithole where he's forced to do a serbian film shit to repay his debts and protect the dock ---- 183078427 ->>183073498 -Season 5 has aged the best now that the mainstream media fully exposed itself. ---- 183078468 ->>183074050 -David Simon would be considered the GOAT if he retired right after finishing the wire. ---- 183078521 ->>183078427 -Simon is literally the Kojima of television, true creatividad ->>183078468 -I haven't watched anything else of his, do his new shows suck? I wouldn't be surprised if he was carried throughout The Wire by all the first-hand accounts and reports he had at his disposal ---- 183078568 ->>183074107 -The Wire and Nolan's bat trilogy are in the same universe. Tommy Carcetti was CIA the field agent as seen in DKR before retiring and entering in to Baltimore politics. ---- 183078596 ->>183074295 -Crazy that CIA Carcetti, Stringer Bell and McNulty are all played by slimey limeys and micks. ---- 183078605 ->>183078568 -How did CIA survive? I mean clearly he did, but how? ---- 183078624 ->>183078255 -what kind of low iq bot take is this ---- 183078666 ->>183074464 -Hamsterdam is skid row in LA right now. Skid row is literally an open drug market full of homeless people police and politicians allow to exist. There's nothing outlandish about Hamsterdam ---- 183078698 ->>183074464 -Venice Beach was looking like hamsterdam for awhile over lockdown too, not that it's much better these days ---- 183078713 ->>183078596 -I can't believe Luther left the UK, changed his identified, and joined the drug trade in Baltimore. I guess it makes sense since he went from cop to wanted criminal and has to start a new life. No wonder he respected McNutty's detective work. ---- 183078774 ->>183075588 -It shows how one crazy person's bullshit could escalate. See the Duke lacrosse false rape story as an example, or the Colombia mattress girl false rape accusations. ---- 183078823 ->>183071577 (OP) -prisonschooled ---- 183078873 ->>183078234 -I like how they are all amazed by concepts like cellphones and texting ---- 183078880 ->you harder to get at than my fat wifes cunt ---- 183078897 ->>183078605 -The CIA taught him how to survive a plane crash. Essentially what he did was stand on top of a piece of the plane and jump just before it hit the ground, thus breaking his fall. ---- 183078904 ->>183078823 ---- 183078944 ->>183078234 ->it's really dated - -That's what makes it good ---- 183078955 ->>183078897 -I gotta try this out next time ---- 183078971 ->>183078521 -His new shows suck but the newest police one we own this city has some good acting and lots of recast wire actors. Marlo actor plays the MC, a detective ---- 183078999 ->>183078897 -This. It works! ---- 183079028 ->>183078971 -is it possible this is also part of the joint TDK-The Wire universe and Marlo cleaned up his act? ---- 183079053 ->>183078713 -CIA was originally sent on his mission to Baltimore with the goal to root out Luther and turn him as an informant. ---- 183079116 ->>183071577 (OP) -The actor chimped out in the subway once btw ---- 183079156 ->>183073498 -The serial killer subplot was goofy, but hamsterdam was equally implausible. Really season 5 was the perfect capstone to the show. The way the final Marlo investigation and bust impacted the lives of nearly every character on the show was perfectly in line with the show’s overarching theme. ---- 183079162 ->>183079053 -tfw he never got to find Luther before Chalky White (a vampire, now gay and going by "Omar") gunned him down ---- 183079169 ->>183074008 -I like the woman in this scene, where do I know her from? ---- 183079203 ->>183079028 -Definitely. Once Marlo became a wealthy real estate tycoon, he began studying criminal justice and forensics as a hobby at Baltimore CC, same school Luther took economics classes at. Originally Marlo began studying forensics as a hobby, and to find out how Baltimore PD shut down his drug operation he began as a teenager, but he began to take a genuine interest in detective and police work, the other side of the game so to speak. -1/2 ---- 183079272 ->>183075021 -Lol yeah mcnutty can teleport waitresses into his bed but he's hung up on that ugly bitch?? ---- 183079293 ->>183078971 ->Jon Bernthal -no, thanks ---- 183079307 -was this the comfiest scene in the series? I kinda wish this dynamic could've lasted forever ---- 183079330 ->>183079203 -2/2 -Throwing himself in to his college studies, Marlo began ignoring his real estate empire, and Levi, who was managing his finances, screwed Marlo out of his property and even his clean laundered Bahamas bank accounts. -With nothing left, Marlo found himself broke and homeless. He could have tried to become a drug lords again, but instead chose to apply for the Baltimore PD so he could begin an honest life as a detective who specializes in tracking down drug trafficking networks and gangs. ---- 183079398 ->>183079307 -They teased us that it was going to, only to subvert expectations and rob us of it ever happening again in the same episode. That actor who plays Bodie is only good at playing gangsters and can't do anything else. ---- 183079434 ->>183079307 -The lunch scene in the season 4 finale might be my favorite scene in the whole series ---- 183079457 ->>183079330 ->>183079203 -I'm glad Marlo is trying to do the right thing. But he's going to need help from Wallace, who faked his death with the help of Bodie and Poot to get off Luther's radar and went back to his ancestral home in Africa where he learned to hone his body and mind. After faking his death again, he has now returned to Baltimore and is back to dismantle the very game that took all his friends away from him, including Dee. ---- 183079567 ->>183079307 -S1 in the pit is comfy as fuck, and is never quite the the same again after - ->s1 muh barksdale ->s2 muh union ->s3 muh election ->s4 muh school ->s5 muh newspaper ---- 183079701 -what was coliccio's problem -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ZjIc6csgg [Embed] ---- 183079720 ->>183079567 -S3 is my fave season- the rise of Marlo and cia ---- 183079750 ->>183079701 -He gets recast as Jon Bernthal in We Own this City ---- 183079780 ->>183079750 -I'm starting to think I might actually have to watch that show now lmao ---- 183079842 ->>183079780 -I remember it being pretty good. Landsman plays the police chief. ---- 183079889 ->>183079780 -We Own this City is basically about Collichio having to answer for his past crimes in court. ---- 183079896 ->>183079307 -The dynamic is awesome yeah. ---- 183079927 ->>183079567 -in that way I think S1 might've moved too fast on actually arrested barksdale, things went so quickly in the favor of the detail despite the barksdale org supposedly being so stealthy -they could've drawn it out more with maybe another season -docks was kino though so idk if I'd cut that (for 3 seasons total of the barksdale org) ---- 183080022 ->>183079567 -I think the same is true for Sopranos as well. ---- 183080037 ->>183073716 -Which was worse to sit through: the political shit or the media shit? ---- 183080046 ->>183079927 -In fairness they probably didn't know if they'd get another season. ---- 183080105 ->>183080037 -The newsroom shit was only in there because the head writer was butthurt about his previous job ---- 183080114 ->>183076151 -Alan Moore also praised The Prisoner, Twin Peaks, and The Sopranos. ---- 183080163 ->>183080105 -newsroom because I really don't care for journos, it was kind of interesting though because it teased at the hellscape we have now where people print stuff regardless of veracity just to get eyeballs on it - -the political stuff logically made sense to include and Carcetti, Clay, and Royce are reasonably entertaining to watch ---- 183080431 ->>183080114 -Moore can definitely sniff a well-structured story ---- 183080727 ->>183078234 -The dated communication stuff is what makes it a kino time capsule. It's like a 5 to 10 year slice where it makes sense because of the tech transition and without it being created in the moment I really don't think it could be recreated without a big effort like a historical drama. ---- 183080744 ->>183075791 ->It broke out organically and from creators in other genres like Alan Moore praising it. -can confirm this is literally how I learned about it and propagated it firsthand among a dozen of people ---- 183080777 ->>183075894 -you're retarded ---- 183080878 ->>183080105 -I could tell the MC of that arc was a self insert of David Simon bitching about all his coworkers he hated. The only newsroom guy I didn't like was the grammar nazi thesaurus buddy who was friends of the journo MC. ---- 183080965 -McNulty is the weakest point to me, idgaf about some drunk naboo guard who irritates people. Wish he just kept put on the boat. ---- 183081025 ->>183079169 -I believe she was The Wire ---- 183081065 ->>183080965 -He makes things happen and knows how to game the system to a certain extent, but ultimately becomes a liability the longer things go on. The Mcnulty/Lester teamup in S5 was kino because Lester was able to cover for a lot of McNulty's flaws. ---- 183081148 ->>183079307 -Made from the same cloth, on opposing sides. Utmost of kino. Camaraderie at its finest. ---- 183081161 ->>183080965 -they do a pretty good job of keeping him in the background for season 4 and maybe even a bit of 2. It was good that they were so confident in their cast that they could shelve the "MC" like that. Ultimately the reason McNulty was even there in season 1 is probably largely because they needed a white protagonist to get peopled hooked before they did a bait and switch ---- 183081235 ->>183079927 -I think it was implied they had already been after them for a while, and it was largely Prez's codebreaking skills that got them. - ->>183079567 -I really enjoyed the docks scenes, apart from that little shitkicker. The Union stuff was max comfy but I also enjoyed the mystery of the Greeks. ---- 183081300 ->>183080965 -"Drunk Naboo Guard" is a show I'd watch. ---- 183081414 ->>183073430 -greatest show of all time ---- 183081531 ->>183081161 -The S2 getting the band back together stuff was good but also a bit of a drag since it went on for over half the season just to get back to where s1 left off. ---- 183081623 ->>183081531 ->the band gets back together ->gets slowly dismantled over season 3 -baka ---- 183081825 -For me, it's Namond's mom ---- 183081852 ->>183081825 -Delonda is probably the ugliest woman on the show, tied with Marla ---- 183081856 ->>183081825 -Kek. Wee Bey standing up for him is one of the best scenes in the series. ---- 183081998 ->>183081856 -Colvin and Weebey coming to an understanding and just laying it all out was pure kino ---- 183082039 -It's funny how they keep insisting white people never vote for a black candidate knowing what happens two years later ---- 183082121 ->>183082039 -I don't recall this in the show, but they did make a point that Carcetti's fight would be uphill because of Baltimore's large black population and the ministers being behind Royce ---- 183082190 ->>183082121 -Carcetti's campaign manager, the black guy, brought it up once as a joke I think. The context was black people would vote for a white guy if it was the right one but whites would never vote black ---- 183082382 ->>183081825 -for me, it's Michael's mom ---- 183083344 ->yeah, that happened ---- 183083352 -season 6 was gonna be about the latino side of baltimore, like season 2 was about the white working class down at the port. Just didn't happen ---- 183083787 ->>183078468 -After generation kill* ---- 183083883 ->>183073430 -it's one of like the 5 good tv shows ---- 183083937 ->>183083883 -the wire, sopranos, breaking bad, what else am I missing? -flight of the conchords? -I thought boardwalk was shit before anyone brings that up ---- 183083960 ->>183083937 -twin peaks, mad men ---- 183083974 ->>183083960 -aye they're pretty great -never finished twin peaks, need to get back to that ---- 183084012 ->>183080105 -the show was about the whole infrastructure of baltimore shitting on itself in a big circle, news media should've been a big part of the show ---- 183084028 ->>183083960 -LOOOOOL ---- 183084144 ->>183073412 -so it changed -just like poot's dumb point where he says ->oh deez kids is crazier now than ever out here, it's the end times! -sarcastically, but he literally gets run out of the game because of how much more insane Marlo's crew is compared to the Barksdale set ---- 183084286 ->>183084144 -Barksdales tortured a boy to death in the first season. Marlo's was just violent in a different way because they killed way more people indiscriminately ---- 183084430 ->>183080037 -Both were pure kino. Only modwits get filtered by that stuff ---- 183084466 ->>183084286 -That faggot was part of the game though. He literally fucking robbed them. When did the barksdales ever shot and killed citizens for no reason at all? ---- 183084474 ->>183084012 -And it wasn't, it was only a (distractingly) big part of the final season - ->>183084286 ->different way -right, it got more fierce and thus the game changed -Avon and Stringer couldn't live down that ONE torture of a stick up boy, Marlo tortured a generally respected and neutral party, Butchie, and not only never faced any consequences for it, but also successfully killed Omar afterward which was the plan for BOTH instances of torture, but the Barksdales couldn't pull it off when they tried ---- 183084756 -I sometimes wonder if Butchie was actually psychic ---- 183085323 ->>183075894 -this is the most schizo post I've seen in awhile ---- 183085622 ->>183078146 -Charcoal briquette ---- 183085988 -imagine lester trying to follow the money in the crypto age ---- 183086445 ->>183073430 -It's extremely good. Just a fair warning that the show has a rotating cast of characters, each season focuses on different parts of the city of baltimore so the cast changes frequently ---- 183086512 ->>183086445 -Don't over exaggerate it, every main character stays the same unless they die, they just add in new ones every season. ---- 183086565 ->>183080037 -Both were some of the most boring shit in TV history ---- 183086873 ->>183080965 -fuck you Mcnutty is the GOAT ---- 183086985 ->>183086512 -they definitely lose focus, Prezbo is basically non-existent in season 5 and mcnulty is sidelined for 2/5 seasons -the only character that really was around for all 5 seasons is probably bubbles ---- 183087022 ->>183072710 -owned lmao ---- 183087111 ->>183086512 -Many characters that were important in previous seasons either hardly exist or have their roles changed ---- 183087165 ->>183086985 -Daniels and Kima and Lester and Herc and Carver never lose prominence, Bunk becomes more central as the series goes on -McNulty sits out most of season 4 because the actor was doing a movie or whatever, which is a pretty standard thing to happen with a character for a long-running tv show -It's really just a standard "case of the season" thing like tons of other shows, only the wire adds twice as many main and side characters each time and some of them stick around past their season -Season 2 is the only one where that doesn't happen, but even then Beadie comes back as a recurring side character later ---- 183087221 ->>183080965 -ANON! MY OFFICE NOW!! ---- 183087336 -Cutty's arc in Season 3 was kino. Scenes with him after were boring. ---- 183087380 ->>183071577 (OP) -He slayed more pussy in a week than you're going to see in your life, lol! ---- 183087456 ->>183080965 -He's a great character. The only "bad" part about him is how he sometimes comes off as gary stu-ish ---- 183087498 ->>183085988 -Actually that would make it easier since all transactions are recorded and public. ---- 183087502 ->>183087111 -Nicky is the only main character who's a true one season wonder, besides ones who die or go to prison -This a vastly overstated thing with the Wire, side characters move in and out, but that's basically it -Prez isn't a recurring side character or true main character for only 1 season, which again is not irregular for television, and he also gets a significant small arc in that final season, which can't even be counted as a cameo because it's multiple scenes across an episode ---- 183087536 ->>183087165 -Beadie now that was a piece of ass ---- 183087623 ->>183087221 -The fuck did I do? ---- 183087640 -I'm late for soccer practice. My weekend with the boys. ---- 183087720 ->>183085988 ->It's the damn block chain, McNulty -Plus, the plot would've been Stringer scammed by some Crypto Bro and then failing to have him killed. ---- 183087824 ->>183087502 -Like I said, many characters have their roles changed or they hardly exist. Feel like kima is one of the best examples, she was a prominent character early on who slowly shows up less and less. Same with Daniels, who gets promoted and has his own shit to deal with that typically has nothing to do with the main plot. Carter is a side character who has his role increased as he gets more involved with different big plotlines. All of the union guys in season 2 + the greeks become completely irrelevant after that season (as far as being directly involved with the plot). - -If I was autistic enough you could probably make some kind of list showing how much a character shows up season to season. ---- 183087936 ->>183087824 -Right, but the point was that the cast "changes" a lot per season, something often said about the show. -But really it doesn't. There are shows that run in a literal anthology format for example, or even sitcoms where they kept the one main character and completely changed the supporting cast after the first season. -It's a vastly overstated thing with the Wire, same as when people say Oz has ass rape in every episode, or when people act like "gabbagool" is the catchphrase of the Sopranos when it's maybe six times in the whole show. ---- 183087990 ->>183087720 ->Avon where's Slim at? We need to GET this Sergey cracker, I put half our real estate holdings into this LINK shit. These frog motherfuckers on the internet be misrepresenting this business opportunity. Shit's inelastic as fuck ->String I fucking told you getting your stupid ass a computer was a bad idea ---- 183088115 ->>183087936 -The cast does change. Characters get more or less screen time, which changes the dynamic of the show as it tries to highlight different parts of baltimore. Just because kima shows up for 2 scenes in a season doesn't mean the "cast didn't change" ---- 183088200 ->>183088115 -Did you want to switch this discussion to single examples when it was clearly a broad statement that doesn't truly apply? -Kima is a main character for most of the show. -McNulty is a main character for most of the show. -Already the argument that the cast is on some kind of constant rotation falls apart. Nothing about the Wire's roster of characters is unique other than arguably the amount of them, but even that isn't that irregular for the standard HBO had set at the time. ---- 183088258 ->>183087990 ->Slim: Yo, I toldchu that that computer shit wasnt g ---- 183088557 ->>183078468 -Then he wouldn't have made Generation Kill. ---- 183088680 ->>183074251 -And the other threads been stepped on so much the fiends ain't even coming to this board anymore ---- 183088700 -lmao at kima telling mayor-elect carcetti to fuck off and make a new pot of coffee when he finished it ---- 183088731 ->>183088200 ->Kima is a main character for most of the show. -No she isn't. She's a main character for less than half the show. ---- 183088795 ->>183088731 -You're gonna need to break down how her being in most episodes of most of the seasons adds up to what you just described ---- 183089173 ->>183072843 -They’re greatly over represented due to frequently being molested by the constant rotation of their single mothers boyfriends. Few discuss this. It’s why they go apoplectic over even the misperceived accusation of being gay. Very touchy subjects for these DL niggas. ---- 183089256 ->>183073430 -never heard of it ---- 183089295 ->>183073430 -One of the only american shows in existence that manages to maintain quality from start to finish. ---- 183089558 ->>183071577 (OP) -what did prop joe mean by this -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyewqmAKHto [Embed] ---- 183089628 ->>183076098 ->Hamsterdam is a real thing in shitholes outside of the United States -It's a real thing in America. Kensington in Philly has been this way for many years. ---- 183089672 ->>183074360 -Every non-american on the wire sucks at doing an american accent. Mcnulty sounds like hes holding back vomit in all his scenes ---- 183089688 ->>183085988 ->PUBLIC LEDGER -ROFLMFAO ---- 183089739 ->>183075021 -There was definitely some jewish nepotism going on with that actress. Way too many people in the show act like shes hot ---- 183089848 -whats your fav name they gave to the drugs? for me its wmd ---- 183089929 ->>183089739 -she's a slampig ---- 183089976 ->Yo, who Young Leek be? ---- 183090062 ->>183073430 -It's a show that explores the rotten core of Baltimore, it's good but the niggers lovers saying it's the best thing ever are just nigger worshipping amerimutts ---- 183090095 ->>183089848 ->i got dat george bush ->got dat osama b ---- 183090124 ->>183089848 ->Get your WMD! It's the bomb! -spiderbags was also good ---- 183090181 ->>183073430 -Its entertaining, but theres a lot of retarded shit and bad writing in it. ---- 183090448 ->>183089672 -That's how Baltimore people sound ---- 183090528 -lmao at Rawls throwing Burrell under the bus while reeing about affirmative action -I didn't expect that ---- 183090569 ->>183073430 -I can't think of another show that's better, including all the other shows mentioned in this thread ---- 183090606 ->>183072710 ->nah, just got more fierce - -Mobsters during prohibition did things that come close to modern Mexican cartells, I would take getting shot in the back of the head on some corner over being flayed or burnt from the waist up. ---- 183090851 -Carcetti should've fucked that hot black chick who kept giving him shit ---- 183090870 -The gangster side of the show went tits up when they replaced the comfy kino Barksdale crew with Marlo and his goons. ---- 183090974 ->>183090870 -at least Slim killed Cheese -Marlo and Cheese doing Joe after Joe showed both of them the ropes was peak degeneracy -season 3 with the co-op and bodie's smaller crew in season 4 were peak comfy ---- 183091316 ->>183084466 -they kill the security guard witness who lied about D's murder in the very first episode. its one of the reasons mcnulty uses to get the team formed in s1. ---- 183091323 ->>183090974 ->Marlo and Cheese doing Joe after Joe showed both of them the ropes was peak degeneracy -wasn't that the point? They do that in mafia media as well, the whole kids have no honor, no code, game done changed ---- 183091424 ->>183091323 -for sure, I just wanted the comfy times to go on -prop joe should've hired brother mouzone to take out the entire marlo organization ---- 183091448 ->>183090974 -I'll never understand why this fat retard was so eager to bend over for Marlo, lay the red carpet out for him, and show him EVERYTHING. Joe was likeable but him not being able to see Marlo for the soulless sociopath he is and making himself utterly replaceable makes Joe look like the biggest fattest retard on the show ---- 183091522 ->>183090448 -White baltimore people sound like that principle lady from season 4. McNulty doesn't talk anything like that, if anything it sounds like hes trying to do a boston accent. ---- 183091552 ->>183091448 -joe is just too agreeable, he's always looking for negotiations and doesn't understand using force or violence as well as barksdale did -sociopaths totally destroy people like that, it's kind of hard to imagine how joe even came out on top on the east side. Maybe it was entirely due to the greek's product just being better ---- 183091574 ->>183091448 -because the co-op reducing the violence was good for business and he saw marlo as young, smart and volatile and Joe thought if he brought him in marlo would see their new way of doing things. but marlo didn't care all about the money he wanted the power too. ---- 183091687 ->>183091448 -Not to mention whining to String for fighting with Marlo for a whole season even though Marlo was obviously the aggressor. Honestly that might be the worst writing in the show. It would be in everyone's best interest to kill some outsider that refuses to be reasoned with and is aggressively taking over the city, but because Marlo has to be the big bad villain everyone turns into absolute retards. ---- 183091776 -this show always seemed like it was for the breaking bad crowd (or the other way around) -middle-class idiots who think criminals are way cooler than they really are -wait till you normal well-adjusted people find out they're just retarded murderers ---- 183091807 ->>183091776 -murder is cool ---- 183091823 ->>183091776 -*nods respectfully towards you* -Aye. True intellectuals watch Dexter. ---- 183091847 ->>183091776 -There's a little of both -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ5aIvjNgao [Embed] ---- 183091951 ->>183091448 -I always got the vibe, he was frightened of him. ---- 183092185 ->>183091776 ->middle-class idiots who think criminals are way cooler than they really are -this is a really bad read of the show and desu it seems like you probably haven't watched it ---- 183092254 ->>183072844 -Cutty didn't hear the kids talking shit about him. He was just trying to connect with them in some way because he's a dumb as fuck convict who had no idea how to integrate. His entire storyarc is him trying to figure out wtf to do to make his thing work. ->boys like girls ->men like women ->1+1, surely this will make it easier to connect with a promising potential student -Only problem is that Mike was a headcase who got touched by his stepdad, and anyone who has that kind of trauma hates being touched by people. Cutty tried a few times to just seem like a "cool dude", a father figure, a bad ass former con, etc etc, anything he could to make it work, he just didn't realize he was playing a losing game with Mike, who saw all of these as questionable advances because he has serious trust issues - he has no faith in "grownups". ---- 183092313 ->>183092185 -oh so it's an epic nigger criminal show written by a jew about how epic and innocent niggers are? and how they just want to get out of le hood epic style? ---- 183092381 ->>183091316 ->snitch -part of the game ---- 183092383 ->>183092313 -no, it's almost a documentary - most subjects are treated fairly and most characters aren't 1 dimensional like that ---- 183092400 ->>183073430 -Yes absolutely. Anyone that tells you that the second season is skippable is either a liar or just doesn't get the show. ---- 183092472 ->>183092400 -to be fair it seems just like a cop show (a really good one though) in season 1, it's not until season 4 that a lot of people realize what the show is actually about and thats why season 2 rewatches are so good ---- 183092623 ->>183073950 -Which David hates his fans more? - -Chase or Simon? ---- 183092659 ->>183091776 -Well I couldn't make it through 2 eps of BB it's so fucking poor, yet I've watched TW probably 5 times through, and S1+2 a few extra times ---- 183092684 ->>183078971 -that show was good but how they managed the timelines was a mess ---- 183092763 ->>183091522 -That's how a lot of bri'ish actors sound, people just don't realize it. It's where the extra R's come from in the upstate NY/Mass accent. "Warsh" your hands, etc. ---- 183092804 ->>183079162 -kek ---- 183092889 -what happened with Bodie brother? ---- 183093236 ->>183071577 (OP) -Why did they add this retarded fucking cartoon character to the show? ---- 183093286 ->>183090870 -it's the point - -the game simply changed ---- 183093288 ->>183071577 (OP) -When I finish a season or a show and I'm curious what people think I usually look up clips on youtube to see what people say and I have to say the wire has to have one of the most obnoxious fanbases filled with pseuds. ---- 183093329 ->>183078255 -At first I respected your take, different strokes and all but now I realize you're just a retard. ---- 183093360 ->>183090606 ->Mobsters during prohibition did things that come close to modern Mexican cartells -The mobsters with conspiciously-large noses, yes. ---- 183093423 ->>183083937 -Boardwalk empore was solid at first, deadwood was kino but was cancelled, Band of brothers, generation kill ---- 183093464 ->>183074008 -I got this recommended when watching a bunch of wire clips and had a laugh ---- 183093532 ->>183074295 -Well they do listen to Americans speak constantly so. ---- 183093558 ->>183074510 ->WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN ---- 183093560 ->>183093236 -He was based on this portrait of the man who shot Biggie Smalls. It would have been better if he was just a ruthless nigger who also dressed goofy and maybe had a few quirks. A shame they went full retard with the character. ---- 183093567 ->>183092623 -Chase greenlit Many Saints so probably him -Simon knows that a true Wire revisit would be shit so he's saving us from that ---- 183093605 ->>183092889 -he was killed offscreen before the series starts, probably on the corners - ->>183093236 -they just wanted a way to include that joke about a chinese cemetary ---- 183093641 ->>183075045 -This, he comes off as way too autistic to have any sexuality whatsoever. ---- 183093654 ->>183093236 ->It's a villain team-up episode ---- 183093674 ->>183093423 ->Boardwalk empore was solid at first -I liked seasons 1 and 2, it kinda just meanders after that and makes me think they didn't really have a plan for the series once Jimmy died -they should've dropped Nucky as the main character and switched to Capone way earlier -Van Alden was fucking based all the way through though, only redeeming part of the last few seasons ---- 183093693 -The Wire is reddit ---- 183093694 ->>183093654 -Is it true that the guy omar is based off actually jumped off an even taller building IRL? ---- 183093718 ->>183093654 ->a literal nation of islam agent and a literal fag set aside their massive differences to team up to kill Stringer -bet he regrets all his book learning at community college now ---- 183093834 ->>183078971 -That show was kino except for the parts where the civil rights lawyer and the criminology professor perform sociology of crime 101 as stilted conversations that no two professionals ought to engage in. ---- 183093870 ->>183072843 -No I'm not bisexual, you just bbc in ya ass don't you? ---- 183093935 ->>183090870 -That was the entire point. A new generation of even more sociopathic criminals take over. ---- 183093997 -He won. ---- 183094056 -Favourite scenes? This one still cracks me up -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y3TB3TIbyM [Embed] ---- 183094140 ->>183094056 ->>183079701 ->>183089558 - -also this -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rWuJ3eD6Qc [Embed] ---- 183094210 -who are all the gay characters on this show? -Omar -Cutty -Brandon -Renaldo -Brandon -Dante -Kima -Cheryl -Rawls -Devar -Did I miss anyone? ---- 183094324 ->>183094056 ->>183094140 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg13hyfm2Ik [Embed] - -I really, really hope this scene is based on a true story. ---- 183094423 ->>183093558 -under fucking rated diff --git a/tv/183073460.txt b/tv/183073460.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b44949f1360680d810a5e0b0daf7c2d86b061e80..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183073460.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1119 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183073460 -Why is Disney STILL trying to hard to push pozzed bullshit even though it is clearly bad for business? - -Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething? ---- 183073471 ->>183073460 (OP) -EGS bucks ---- 183073528 ->>183073460 (OP) -solid demographic research confirms that there is more POTENTIAL money to be made in appealing to women and black people, as opposed to lower-income seething white males. - -i.e. they explain a given "woke" movie bombing as the result of something other than it being woke. ---- 183073551 ->>183073460 (OP) -Blackrock funds disney and gives them ESG money to push propaganda. Mossad-owned Blackrock is trying to socially engineer culture through entertainment but the audience is just not accepting it anymore ---- 183073563 -Its not about money, its about sending a message ---- 183073597 ->>183073460 (OP) -because you're schizo and imagine that everything is some sort of move against you. -pro tip: nobody gives a single shit about you and there's no "pozzed bullshit" or whatever. your brain is so fucking messed up from reading schizo forums that you cannot separate real life from your fantasy world that you've created in your head where everything is allegedly attacking you specifically. ---- 183073617 -Show me where it is bad for business without pointing to stock prices (not an actual metric of a company's financial strength) -The fact of the matter is that Disney is at the most hegemonic it has been in the last century. -Chuds are constantly trapped in this strange ambivalence where "pozzed bullshit" both doesn't sell because no one watches it but it's also a huge threat to western civilization because it will program everyone. Both can't be true and yet here we are thread after thread ---- 183073630 ->>183073597 -this is an actual Jew that is panicked people are noticing ---- 183073744 ->>183073597 -And you likely ignored all major signs that you've given up your soul just so you can consume and coom. The enemy is always against you, targeting specifically you, because you are the one, even you, yes YOU. You are the true one, and the balance restored is always your actions (be it little effort or what have you) finishing a time and place, let it be of truth. ---- 183073804 ->>183073744 ->t. would gladly sacrifice everything in the world to "comsoom" these same shitty kids movies but only if they were an all white cast ---- 183073811 ->>183073617 ->stock priced are not indicative of a companys financial strength -Lol. Lmao even. Anyway, here are two other metrics. ---- 183073869 ->>183073617 ->my two strawman arguments BOTH come from the same individuals!! -Or maybe the real arguments are: -1. No one is seeing disneys pozzed trash, and -2. Disney making pozzed trash is bad for long term business and normies, parents in particular, think putting weird politics and butt stuff in childrens entertainment is inappropriate and brand damaging in the long run, which is why position number 1 happens. ---- 183073876 ->>183073804 -A man owns nothing, a man needs nothing but time and truth and ultimately, love. Find yourself anon, you are the answer. ---- 183074018 ->>183073617 ->Followers of fascist movements must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. -Just chuds following their /pol/gramming ---- 183074060 ->>183073597 -Jews are more prone to schizophrenia than any other ethnic group due to shtetl inbreeding. ---- 183074071 ->>183074018 ->projection ->samefagging -Lmao ---- 183074097 ->>183074060 -See >>183074018 ->Jews are genetically weak and thus prone to schizophrenia at greater rates than other peoples BUT they are also insidiously in control of the entire world's media ---- 183074121 ->>183074097 -How are these two views mutually exclusive, you retarded freak? ---- 183074125 ->>183073528 -i’m rich and white you should try a less rigid and strawmanny premise for your shitty ignorant bait posts ---- 183074147 ->>183073597 ->>183073617 ->>183073804 ->>183074018 ->>183074097 -why are the only people ever getting mad are the ones defending it? ---- 183074153 ->>183074071 ->trannies are mentally unhinged ugly unpassable weirdos that kill themselves BUT they're also one of the biggest threats to western civilization and are literally everywhere ---- 183074160 ->>183074097 -Correct. Anything else? ---- 183074175 ->>183074153 -yes what part don’t you understand ---- 183074193 ->>183074153 -Yeah? ---- 183074210 ->>183074153 -Yep ---- 183074235 ->>183074121 ->>183074160 ->>183074175 ->>183074193 ->>183074210 -weaponized cognitive dissonance. I hope the ivan that programmed all the /pol/bots got a raise ---- 183074279 ->>183074153 ->chuds are all fat incel losers in their moms' basements who will never do anything BUT they're also the biggest threat to our democracy, are nazi terrorists AND le did a heckin insurrection ---- 183074280 ->>183074147 -They don't know enough about themselves and simply refuse the journey (of self). Not kidding, i am jealous in a sense that my mind won't allow me to just follow instructions, we really must pay attention to the clichés, ignorance is bliss. To live a life filled with the riches of God but also fully knowing the enemy is aware and winning is truly an impossible task. Howbeit, we shall continue brother, to build ourselves and the future. Even through death, i will speak the truth, and the truth is you gotta love yourself, because there is no choice, just context of self. ---- 183074313 ->>183074235 -literal bot post, just spitting out random buzzwords ---- 183074315 ->>183074235 -i love how you just gave up lmao -feels like i got a kill in a game ---- 183074324 ->>183074279 -Exactly. The shitlib troon in this thread, as ever, is the one projecting their cognitive dissonance onto their perceived enemies ---- 183074336 ->>183074279 ->chuds are all fat incel losers in their moms' basements who will never do anything -Yes ->biggest threat to our democracy -No ->are nazi terrorists -No, just virgin shooters sometimes ->le did a heckin insurrection -No, you failed to do a heckin insurrection ---- 183074365 ->>183073460 (OP) -Corporate executives are not purely rational actors. Many are mind-numbingly dumb and shortsighted. ---- 183074372 ->>183074336 -uhh yeah we get it you watch cnn ---- 183074377 ->>183074336 -Then why do you care about them so much and why are they considered the largest threat to national security by the US and EU govts? Justify these two mutually exclusive positions retard ---- 183074380 ->>183074313 ->>183074315 ->no actual reply ->I w-win haha, it's like I g-got a f-frag kek ->b-bot post ---- 183074384 ->>183074336 -More leftist projection. When's your next Fox News interview? ---- 183074403 ->More leftist projection. When's your next Fox News interview? ---- 183074408 ->>183074380 -Stop shooting up schools you dysgenic freak. ---- 183074433 ->>183073460 (OP) -The bigger the machine, the longer it takes to turn it around. ---- 183074439 ->>183074403 -This is (You). ---- 183074446 ->>183073811 -There is a recession. The only evidence you can post is viewership numbers, they keep going up and all these streaming services are pushing woke shit but nobody is unsubscribing. ---- 183074447 ->>183074403 -Lmao full bot swarm activated ---- 183074457 -if anybody is wondering where this spam is coming from -it’s because he’s mad people are noticing ---- 183074466 ->This is (You). ---- 183074491 ->>183073460 (OP) - -I don't buy the ESG narrative wholely, if they truly control the money printer then what is stopping them from giving Disney 1 trillion dollars for maximum pozzed shit. I think they factor but not as much as people think. - -I think the pozzed content from Disney is a combination of out-of-touch execs, SJW-infested creative and HR dept, and marketing dept massaging numbers to look good. In other words, corporate culture prevents Disney from seeing reality. ---- 183074494 ->yet another electiontourists getting enraged at phantoms and trolls thread ---- 183074495 ->>183074446 ->5.5BILLION is normal for a recession -HAHAHAHAHA ---- 183074498 ->>183074457 -If you're drawing fire that means you're on target. ---- 183074517 ->>183074466 -This is what (You) look like. -This is what (You) say. -This is what (You) do. ---- 183074526 ->>183074498 ->If you're drawing fire that means you're on target. ->getting trolled on 4chan for being dumb means you're right ---- 183074539 ->>183074494 ---- 183074551 ->>183074517 ->more falseflag shit from chuds -You guys need to start making it less obvious, you won't be getting any new recruits with such obvious bait ---- 183074555 ->>183073597 ->ur a schizo -yeah schizos have been right about everything, meanwhile the stench of filth and lies coming off the likes of you can no longer be hidden. ---- 183074566 ->>183074555 -Based boomer trips of truth ---- 183074581 ->>183074539 ->someone entered a thread and told me he doesn't like something I like. How could this be happening to me?? ---- 183074592 ->>183074551 -Stop shooting up schools and murdering children just because you will never be the opposite gender, you insane freak. ---- 183074596 ->>183074581 -Youre dumber than the troon ---- 183074598 ->>183073460 (OP) -You must understand that it is a Satanic agenda. ---- 183074603 ->>183074581 -virgin headcanon ---- 183074641 ->Stop shooting up schools and murdering children just because you will never be the opposite gender, you insane freak. ---- 183074666 ->>183073744 -You retards vote to give Disney's CEO tax cuts. You're literally the most cucked seething morons on the planet ---- 183074678 ->>183074495 -For a company as massive as Disney, yeah. You’re not so good at this, huh? ---- 183074687 ->>183073460 (OP) -They think 20 years ahead of you ---- 183074704 ->>183073460 (OP) -So yeah, anyway as you can see from this thread. Disney is hiring leftist freaks who think perpetuating their bizarre judaic ideology is more important than making money, and they think ESG money will always be there for them. Plus, Bob Iger is a truly retarded, schizophrenic jewish manlet who thinks his position as CEO of Disney is tantamount to being the Minister of Culture ---- 183074709 ->>183074666 -but that was to own the libs so it's ok ---- 183074713 ->>183074491 ->I think the pozzed content from Disney is a combination of out-of-touch execs, SJW-infested creative and HR dept, and marketing dept massaging numbers to look good. In other words, corporate culture prevents Disney from seeing reality. - -I work in corporate unfortunately. This is what it is. ---- 183074716 -It's not just a legal or moral question. First and foremost it is a spiritual question. -https://youtu.be/BxCVq9JL9bg [Embed] ---- 183074748 ->>183074678 ->babby who thinks shaving 5.5b and 7000 employees is normal during any recession thinks hes in charge of calling anyone else dumb ---- 183074817 -The covid vaccine is part of a satanic transhumanist agenda. -https://youtu.be/7kJytiN4f8s [Embed] ---- 183074821 ->>183074491 -i think you hit the nail on the head. ---- 183074843 ->>183074748 ->I can’t comprehend big numbers so I rely on feelings instead -You’re indistinguishable from leftist scum. ---- 183074908 ->>183074843 -Literally what you are doing but sure fren. Look up the box office of the last 20 disney releases compared to their budgets and get back to me faggot ---- 183074918 -We can see the economic system of the Antichrist being set up. -https://youtu.be/oUqE0J0aUFM [Embed] ---- 183074965 ->>183074748 -Disney has 30,000 more employees than it did in 2021. their market cap is 200 billion, cutting 3% of that in costs is nothing. You’re a fucking retard. ---- 183075000 ->>183074908 -They had 87B revenue last year, the most they've had in the past 5 years, and their market share is continuing to grow. ---- 183075005 ->>183074965 ->3% of 200 billion is nothing -This is how I *know* you know nothing about big corporations retard ---- 183075034 ->>183075005 ->t. fincel high school drop out ---- 183075044 ->>183073460 (OP) -Because they don’t need our money. They’re playing a shell game. ->make crap to boost their ESG scores ->release crap to streaming service to hide low ratings ->report inflated budgets to report as tax loss to protect other actual profits ->their stock value remains steady or increases because of their ESG score ->ESG score also increases their borrowing power -They don’t care if nobody watches. It’s all a scam now. ---- 183075046 ->>183075005 -Dude, you’ve already been btfo, it’s time to stop. ---- 183075075 ->>183075000 ->>183074965 ->anon points out an incredible drop in disneys production budget and record layoffs ->mouse lawyers suddenly show up out of nowhere ---- 183075092 ->>183075005 -You seem to think they list that money or something. They said they were cutting costs by 5 billion. This is mostly just a signal to investors that they are preparing for the recession, as are the layoffs. Is this your first foray into the world of business? ---- 183075094 -You can bicker all day long about money and market shares and finance and what not. -But the fact remains that Disney is serving a demonic agenda. -https://youtu.be/0SbFzvTKTzM [Embed] ---- 183075113 ->>183075046 ->>183075034 ->>183075000 ->>183074965 ->Mickey Defense Force tries to downplay record budget cuts and layoffs -Top kek they do it for free ---- 183075135 ->JIDF kike kvetching yet again -seriously do you spend every waking moment on /tv/? -and you're calling others losers? ---- 183075145 ->>183075092 -Speaking of investors, post the stock price pal ---- 183075157 ->>183075113 ->be an absolute dumbfuck who is wrong about what they're talking about ->get corrected by multiple anons ->muh m-mickey defense f-force ---- 183075175 ->>183075075 ->>183075113 -wtf it’s real -they even use tryhard wannabe “4channel” reaction pics to try and fit in ---- 183075176 ->>183075075 ->record layoffs ->7000 vs the 32000 in 2021 -Lol ok, Mr businessman. ---- 183075184 ->>183075145 ->muh stock price -Do fincels even? ---- 183075195 ->>183075157 ->multiple anons -Sure, samefag. Keep doing that Common Core financial math, that's why disney is doing so well right now! ---- 183075223 ->>183075175 -Yup. It’s pretty sad. You should see the shilling that goes on in /trek/ threads from Paramount shills. Shit’s crazy. ---- 183075228 ->>183075175 -I wonder if they hired some retarded NEET here to make them or they had some "researcher" do it, kek ---- 183075231 ->>183075175 ->won't post pic because he's using an iphone ->l-look at all these t-tryhard reaction "pics" ---- 183075259 ->>183075231 -Based mouse defence force BTFOer ->j-just two more weeks until we flatten the losses, m-mousebros! ---- 183075316 ->>183075228 -They clear it with test audiences of actual 4chan users first to make sure they get the most authentic yet sanitary reaction images possible ---- 183075320 ->>183075259 ->still no images -Shouldn't you be celebrating easter, Ivan? ---- 183075337 -A prophecy foretelling the covid "vaccine" years before covid happened. -https://youtu.be/h-12i4mIBco [Embed] ---- 183075356 ->>183075320 -See ->>183075316 -Its like they come straight out of giphy ---- 183075400 ->>183075356 -quit samefagging to try and bait me into posting bannable images an post an image yourself Ivan, I want to see your iphone filename ---- 183075401 ->>183075356 -LMAO wtf ---- 183075434 ->>183075400 ->ivan -shill bot confirmed ---- 183075443 ->>183073460 (OP) -see ->>183073563 -this, they already have all the shekels they'll ever need -It's about indoctrination at this point ---- 183075457 ->>183073460 (OP) ->OP asks reasonable discussion topic question ->thread gets derailed almost immediately -Why is Yidsney so concerned with what the ~13 posters and few dozen bots on this website think? ---- 183075460 ->average recession is a 3% hit on economy ->Disney reduces costs by 3% heading into recession -WE WON! THE CULTURE WAR IS OVER! ALL THOSE MASSES OF CONSUMERS HAVE SPOKEN! ---- 183075462 ->>183075434 ->still no image ---- 183075502 ->>183075460 ->mouse defense force post completely out of context and out of nowhere -We got too obvious disneybros ---- 183075524 -A prophecy foretold that in the last days, many of the so-called "Christian" churches will support homosexuality and feminism and other perversions. -That is happening now. ---- 183075553 ->>183075502 ->out of context -Are you actually retarded? ---- 183075616 ->>183075524 -Where in the Bible is this prophecy? ---- 183075635 ->>183075553 -me when i’m retarded and exposed ---- 183075650 ->>183074641 ->KikeNN -remember the capitol building would have turned into a full war zone if it was niggers and antifa troons ---- 183075659 ->>183075553 -Exposed retard ---- 183075708 ->>183075654 -Why would Doreen do that? ---- 183075715 -A lecture on the Synagogue of Satan by Fr. Peter Heers -https://www.youtube.com/live/8burn-GUnh8?feature=share ---- 183075788 ->Why would Doreen do that? -every time kek ---- 183075811 ->>183075460 ->a new start ->ANUS TART -You have to wonder if these things are an accident or on purpose. Friend of mine used to game with the screenname “bustycoon.” People would rage at him about how racist it was, and he’d reply, “Uh…. I own a bus company. What is racist about bus tycoon???” It was great, lul. ---- 183075834 -If you know a little bit about Marxism and Satanism then you might have a clue. Destruction is the end goal. If you look at Hong Kong, you're looking at Hollywood in fast forward. ---- 183075869 ->>183073460 (OP) -Has anyone else noticed that shills in last few weeks got waaaaaay more aggressive? What is up with that? They also seem way more clueless for some reason. ---- 183075930 ->>183075869 -There are unironic Chinese shills on this board and the website in general. Amazing really considering what a waste of time it all is. ---- 183075969 ->>183075869 -Disney is as disney does ---- 183075975 ->>183073460 (OP) -People with brains and talent don't participate in this society. You think their writers are choosing to do this? It's the best they can do. - -Think about how completely brainless or sociopathic you need to be to make the slop you describe. It's not easy. It is natural to the unnatural though, it's their only option in fact. ---- 183075992 ->>183075869 -people are becoming more redpilled and it scares them -the angrier they get tho the more people notice LOL ---- 183076001 ->meanwhile in reality, current year ---- 183076130 ->>183073460 (OP) ->Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething? -Money is fake and gay. - ->>183073471 -Correct. - -Look at something like Activision Blizzard. They are completely moribund after going 100% tranny-woke-faggot-nigger. Are they going to suffer any consequences? No, they are going to get bought out by Microsoft. Who will then repeat the cycle. - -Too big to fail just gets bigger and more of a failure. Also - ->this thread ---- 183076265 ->>183073460 (OP) ->even though it is clearly bad for business? -Why do young male NEETs who pirate everything act like they should be the default target demographic for every business? Disney isn't making any money off of you torrenting the latest capeshit so that you can shit on how you're so much smarter than the people who paid to see it on 4channel. - -What they do make money off of is black people taking their families to Black Panther, women seeing Captain Marvel, and moms getting D+ subscriptions so their kids can watch black mermaids sing while they drink wine in the bathtub. - -The chud demographic doesn't represent the American consumer at large. The inability to reconcile this fact with the idea that "Woke shit doesn't sell!" tells you that people who push it rarely get out into the actual world. ---- 183076334 ->>183073460 (OP) -The shareholders are seething, there’s audio from the last earnings call with Iger and half of them lied about their questions to haul him over the coals for the wokeness. He just doubled down. ---- 183076338 ->>183073597 ->Go on Disney plus ->It's nothing but pozzed and diverse shit ->Somehow I'm the bad guy for noticing - -You talk like a tranny ---- 183076382 ->>183074097 -It's afraid ---- 183076388 ->>183073460 (OP) -The entire economy is centrally planned because Wall Street is the true government. If you refuse to eat the goyslop, they'll eventually just replace you with a better goy. ---- 183076404 ->>183075869 -The ones for final fantasy and diablo are for sure. ---- 183076496 ->>183076338 ->go on disney plus ->it has literally the entire Disney backlog minus Song of the South -Whether you think "wokeness" started in 2008 or 2016 or whatever is in your head, there should be thousands of hours of stuff that you'd find "acceptable." But you don't actually have Disney plus, you're pretending to so that you can be mad about TV on the internet. ---- 183076501 ->>183074147 -NPC behavior. I see it my with my parents. They do nothing but watch CNN and post on Facebook. Here's how gone they are, during the trump presidency a few of my other family members voted for trump, and my parents attacked them just vile and disturbing things they said to them completely unprovoked. Just attacked them. Now all these years later my parents are confused why NOBODY in the family wants anything to do with them and don't invite them to family gatherings or coerce with them. And when I attempted to point out well you attacked them for no reason I got a "oh anon it's not that big a deal" they're completely gone mentally while they tap themselves on the back saying what good people they are. ---- 183076570 ->>183074279 ->"It was worse than 9/11!! It was a coup!! Yes the only person who was killed was a trump supporter and yes none of the rioters fired guns or shot anyone, did I mention worse than 9/11?" ---- 183076596 ->>183074324 -Troons are raging because even normies now recognize them as a threat since they go crazy and kill children for fun. ---- 183076628 ->>183074446 ->Streaming service says it's streaming service is the best and most popular streaming service ---- 183076660 ->>183076501 -I deleted Facebook early 2016 over this shit. It was INSANE how vicious Hillary voters became. I saw children blocking their parents, lots of family blocking each other, life-long friends blocking each other, and saw really strong (I thought, anyway) love relationships broken. Hell the guy I was dating at the time, who I had A LOT in common with, dumped me over Trump. Just said something like, “I just don’t know who you are anymore” and split. Then later he’s mouthing around behind my back about how much he misses me and how I won’t take his calls, like he didn’t do anything. Weird, weird, weird. ---- 183076693 ->>183074539 -I've never understood this logic and I see it 24/7 here. I don't like raisins, I don't go to a board of pro raisin people and start shitting my pants. I don't get the logic? And I know it's mostly redditors shocked people don't think like them. ---- 183076700 ->>183073460 (OP) -Because the itself company has been pozzed. Asking Woke to not push pozzed in movies is like asking Christians to not push Christianity in their movies; ot goes against their religion ---- 183076727 ->>183074641 ->Last few mass shootings have been a black neet and tranny ->LOOK OUT FOR THOSE DAMN WHITES ---- 183076748 ->>183073617 ->The fact of the matter is that Disney is at the most hegemonic it has been in the last century. - -Pride cometh before the fall. - -Also, Mario is crushing the latest disney movies ---- 183076760 ->>183074704 -Don't worry I'm sure that rey trilogy they just announced will put asses in seats ---- 183076815 ->>183075223 ->You should see the shilling that goes on in /trek/ threads from Paramount shills -more like you should see the shilling they do all over 4chan -count the designated trek threads on /wsg/ and even one on /hr/ -paramount is a disease ---- 183076816 ->>183074713 -Just say women anon, we know who instigates all these problems in the world ---- 183076860 ->>183074965 -And they do it for free how pathetic. Sorry nobody watched Hawaiian girl boss Dougie Bowser, and nobody watched she hulk or girl Hawkeye either but keep investing in woke trash because a black lesbian is your boss. ---- 183076898 ->>183074446 -Entertainment has historically been unaffected by recession because its a " -cheap "luxury" - ->The theatrical movie business has long proved to be unusually resilient when it comes to economic downturns. In fact, over the last eight recessions, the box office has increased six times and admissions have gone up five times. - -https://variety.com/2022/biz/news/recession-inflation-impact-on-hollywood-movies-tv-1235415036/ ---- 183076899 ->>183075157 -But but but Disney said Disney is super cool and popular and totally makes lots of money why would Disney lie about Disney? ---- 183076910 ->>183074403 -You tried so hard to meme and it boomeranged so badly for you. ---- 183076946 ->You tried so hard to meme and it boomeranged so badly for you. ---- 183076948 ->>183074641 ---- 183076967 ->>183075869 -The safe space is collapsing, reality is seeping in and as we know lefties and troons can't stand facts, logic or reality it triggers them hard. ---- 183076970 ->>183073528 ->solid demographic research confirms that there is more POTENTIAL money to be made in appealing to women and black people -No it doesn't. ---- 183076984 ->>183076816 -It's not just women. Corporate executives are still mostly men. They are just Nietzsche's "last man" type. They have no values, no principles, no other desire than to make money. ---- 183076988 ->post a single chud ->get multiple seething (You)s ---- 183077007 ->>183076496 ->Your reality is wrong my illusions are correct and good - -Go kill some more kids tranny ---- 183077016 ->>183076984 ->They have no values, no principles, no other desire than to make money. ->t. chudcel who vehemently defends laissez faire capitalism ---- 183077023 ->>183073460 (OP) -Larry Fink investments. ---- 183077052 ->>183077016 ->>t. chudcel who vehemently defends laissez faire capitalism - -You are a drooling imbecile. ---- 183077072 ->>183076946 -Still cant meme after all those bucks from klaus. ->Sad! Many such cases ---- 183077074 ->>183076898 -you seem to forget disney does other things. Like a few little parks here and there. I hear they arent exactly cheap. Also lmao at fucking variety. ---- 183077091 ->>183076660 -Are you me? Same shit. I'd get on Facebook and it was family and friends going for each other's throats. Deleted my Facebook and haven't had ANY social media sense. I will say this in my experiences as someone who doesn't give a shit about politics. Right leaning people tend to keep to themselves, but the left leaning are loud, angry, and Vicious while telling everyone how good they are. My whole family turned their back on my parents (including left leaning members of my family) for how evil and cruel the shit they were saying was. ---- 183077115 ->Still cant meme after all those bucks from klaus. ->>Sad! Many such cases ---- 183077124 ->>183075834 -Taken over by communists and the inhabitants replaced by party-approved automans? ---- 183077179 ->>183077074 -Do a litttle reseqrch before pushing cope - -https://www.disneydining.com/disney-layoffs-to-affect-disney-world-and-disneyland-bb1/ ---- 183077194 ->>183077007 -You realize that what content is and isn't available to stream on disney plus is independently verifiable, right? That's reality. "Pozzed" on the other hand, is a subjective descriptor that in reality means "offends your fragile sensibilities." ---- 183077207 ->>183077091 -Sounds weird desu. My family are pretty much all conservatives (except I have one aunt who is liberal but she's relatively not that bad about it compared to many liberals) ---- 183077214 ->>183077091 ->haven't had ANY social media sense ->sense -Jesus. and where the fuck do you think you are? ---- 183077216 ->>183076727 -The most recent mass shooting, the one at the bank, was perpetuated by an actual chad. ---- 183077249 ->>183077179 -Are you retarded? That was my exact argument, fucking illiterate zoomer. ---- 183077267 ->>183077194 -Nive try but everyone knows what pozzed means - -LGBTQ -Forced diversity -White le bad -Patriarchy le bad -Subvert male heros for stronk women - -Your side has become the evangelicals of the 90s ---- 183077281 ->>183077194 ->>183077214 ->>183077216 ->When they resort to same fagging after getting destroyed - -Everytime ---- 183077297 ->>183077249 -Are disney parks laying off or arent they anon? ---- 183077304 ->>183077267 ->everyone knows what pozzed means -Go outside and ask someone on the sidewalk what "pozzed" means. ---- 183077318 ->>183077207 -It was so disturbing to watch my parents turn on life long friends and family simply for not voting how they wanted, it was sad. And seeing them literally with no friends and no family confused as to why and how this happened is even more pathetic. ---- 183077326 ->>183077304 -ok i just did and he knew ---- 183077368 ->>183077281 ->posts made seconds apart ->"They're all the same person!" -You're a special sort of stupid ---- 183077369 ->>183073528 -Retardedest take. ---- 183077384 ->>183073460 (OP) -Socially, how are shareholders going to disagree? They are not allowed to. ---- 183077416 ->>183073460 (OP) -the real question is how is /tv/ STILL #madatmort? ---- 183077477 ->>183077368 -And you will never be a woman, it's a win win ---- 183077557 ->>183077091 -Well I ain’t you but the EXACT same experience. I always preferred 4chan anyway, but did the social media thing because it was expected. I have no social media and no plans to create anything in the future. My real friends pick up the phone and call me. ---- 183077605 ->>183077465 -where’s the fappening ---- 183077708 -holy shit this thread is unironically swarming with kike shills ---- 183077717 ->>183077557 -I knew some people who seemed to be reasonable, normal people who turned into the most hysterical, deranged lunatics you can imagine in 2016 when Trump won. They seemed like they went from level headed, intelligent people to insane freaks screeching about Nazis and Russian bots. -It was really weird. One of them was previously not even a liberal. He was a boomer Republican Catholic but he jumped on the "never Trump" bandwagon for some reason. I think he is very conformist and wanted to be perceived as "on the right side" by the liberals. ---- 183077740 ->Russian Shills and Brainwashed Chudlets Projecting at Anons: The Thread ---- 183077777 ->>183073460 (OP) -Because Minas Morgul (disn*yworld) is operational and even right wingers go there instead of turning their homes into comfy spaces for them and their children ---- 183077856 -why are seething, sniveling Jews so obvious on an anonymous imageboard? ---- 183077868 ->>183077856 -why do their women love blacks so much? ---- 183077891 ->>183074494 -4chan never liked gay shit, we were tolerant with "fellow weirdos and losers" ---- 183077892 ->>183077740 -and then there’s these personalityless faggots ---- 183077895 ->>183077856 -Because they don't need to be subtle to program all the electiontourist chuds ---- 183077901 ->>183077856 ->>183077868 ---- 183077931 ->>183077895 ---- 183077955 ->>183077895 -You kikes are just too obvious. Get better scripts, the rest of us are going to kill you soon. ---- 183078017 -Reddit banwaves ruined this website forever. ---- 183078033 ->>183078017 ---- 183078045 ->>183078017 -All these refugees from the trump subreddits getting banned are the most aggressive cancer this site has ever known ---- 183078081 ->>183073460 (OP) ->>183073471 ->how are the shareholders not seething? -They're boomers, it takes them a good few years to click. But some are starting to notice ---- 183078099 ->>183073460 (OP) -its funded by spookbux ---- 183078203 ->>183078045 -let’s keep impotently crying while they have fun and educate people ---- 183078225 ->>183077297 -They are my point, you illiterate retard, was that the parks suffer in a recession. The person I was replying to was claiming Disney was immune to recessions. You would know this if you had read the post, you fucking newfaggot zoomer piece of trash ---- 183078253 ->>183076130 -This meme really age badly now that the Chud gang is adapting the chudjak ---- 183078287 ->This meme really age badly now that the Chud gang is adapting the chudjak ---- 183078314 ->>183073528 -I thought white males are all rich and privileged?? ---- 183078345 ->>183074097 -How is that mutually exclusive lmaoo ---- 183078369 ->>183077477 -Thank heavens for that. ---- 183078391 ->>183078345 ->genetically weak peoples with a small population is able to subdue and subject the more populous "master race" because.........? ---- 183078481 ->>183075869 -Jews are panicking ---- 183078547 ->>183078391 -He said they are more prone to schizophrenia not "genetically weak" whatever that means. -To answer your question though, it's because jews have -1) higher IQ -2) they are highly ethnocentric -3) they look pretty much like the "master race" -4) the "master race" among which jews reside is highly individualist - -Combining these factors you have recipe for the shit we're in ---- 183078588 ->>183078547 -Nah, only the ethnocentric bit is relevant there. It’s that combined with a knack for convincing other to NOT be ethnocentric that has given us modernity. ---- 183078647 ->>183078547 ->1) higher IQ ->2) they are highly ethnocentric -Combined with the "master race"'s inability to come together kind of makes it seem like the jews are the master race but these cockamamie definitions. They're smarter, relatively indistinguishable, and already in control despite less population. -From what you said it sounds like chuds are just in major cope mode because they lost ---- 183078653 ->>183078547 ->higher IQ -not true ---- 183078692 ->>183078647 -m8 you are the only one who brought up "master race" here so ... whatever believe what you want ---- 183078696 ->>183078647 -you’re just playing cheerleader because you have no war -you’re not even a piece on the board - you never mattered ---- 183078708 ->>183078547 ->>183078647 -Smartest man in the world (Christopher Langan) is a goy and not only that, but an anti-jewish goy! ---- 183078737 ->you’re just playing cheerleader because you have no war ->you’re not even a piece on the board ->you never mattered ---- 183078743 ->>183078708 -Did he say anything against jews? I know he's against immigration. ---- 183078763 ->>183078743 -Yes. -Keep seething loser!!! ---- 183078776 ->>183077304 -My wife knew or at least guessed correctly what it was and shes hardly online ---- 183078821 -Also Vox Day BTFO Jordan Peterson by the way ---- 183078830 ->>183073597 -your movement is dying and people openly mock you on the internet and real life. ---- 183078845 ->>183078821 -just about anyone can BTFO Juden Peterstein ---- 183078876 -The two smartest jews of the 20th century (Bobby Fischer and Stanley Kubrick) didn't even like jews ---- 183078929 ->>183073551 -This. it's extremely clear ---- 183078935 ->>183078737 -posting these infantile cartoons proves me right -you’re not white -you’re not jewish -you’re a bug under the table ---- 183079117 ->>183073460 (OP) ->Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething? -anyone else kinda do a lol sometimes over comments like this? retards now start to realize vanguard or blackrock's control over companies, but somehow think average shareholder nigger has the power to swing votes. - -they don't - -shareholders don't control shit, really ---- 183079216 ->>183079117 -this is an actual child that thinks hes smart and knows how the economy works ---- 183079220 ->>183077072 ---- 183079303 ->>183079216 -no, i'm the guy who was telling people to buy nvax in feburary of 2020 - -nice to finally see barry get kicked from hrtx, hey? ---- 183079331 -Russian bots throwing out all subtlety, can't blame em on easter. Christos anesti guys ---- 183079406 ->>183079216 -why don't you list all the well known instances of retail holders winning votes that go against the institutional holders. that is probably easy considering that most people don't even vote their shares. ---- 183079444 ->>183079216 -hey, has vanguard ever told you that your order is so outsized that you have to call the trading desk instead of just placing it online like normal? ---- 183079452 ->>183079444 ->>183079406 -so fucking triggered ---- 183079464 ->>183078225 -Your just coping and making stuff up to suppory said cope. A simple query would have shown your postulation is wrong. - ->Despite a major recession that caused several companies to fold, Disney was a top performer among media companies when it came to maintaining revenue and demand in 2008, according to CNN. The company reported a net profit of $1.13 billion which was an increase of 22% compared to the year prior. Not only that, but theme park and resort sales rose 11% during Q2 of 2008. - -https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/2022/12/04/the-tricks-disney-world-used-to-keep-attendance-up-during-the-last-recession/ ---- 183079505 ->>183079464 ->disneyfoodblog.com - -kill yourself ---- 183079556 ->>183073460 (OP) ->Why is Disney STILL trying to hard to push pozzed bullshit even though it is clearly bad for business? ->Its a publicly traded company, how are the shareholders not seething? - -blackrock and vanguard give them diversitybux for being good wokies - -profit is no longer necessary. egs scores are the sole metric determining whether businesses thrive or fail ---- 183079607 ->>183079505 -Im comfortable with thw sex/gender i was born with..so no. ---- 183079680 ->>183073460 (OP) -Corporate governance is completely fucked and nobody cares about shareholders (beyond maintaining deniability). - ->>183074491 -This is exactly alright. ---- 183079895 ->>183073460 (OP) -It's not about making movies. ---- 183080020 ->>183079895 ->politicians and companies go out of their way to own the libs ->fucking based ->politicians and companies go out of their way to own the chuds ->REEEEEE WHITE GENOCIDE MUH FREEDOMS MUH TRANNIES -why are chuds like this? ---- 183080071 ->>183080020 ->>politicians and companies go out of their way to own the libs - -never happens you mentally ill piece of shit ---- 183080102 ->>183073528 -Women and blacks are impressionable, much like children with underdeveloped brains. The perfect goyim cattle. ---- 183080135 ->>183074666 -Thanks for your words, devilman. Your projections are sincerely noted, i forgive you man, gotta forgive yourself too. Be the one! ---- 183080144 ->>183080020 ->>politicians and companies go out of their way to own the libs -the absolute state of shitlibs on this board ---- 183080164 ->>183080071 ->reddit spacing ---- 183080179 ->>183080071 -Literally just happened in Florida, with Disney even. -Then Desantis ran everything back because he realized Disney is more important to his state than he is. ---- 183080200 ->>183080179 -He did? When? How? ---- 183080217 ->>183080020 -its crazy how brightly reddit trannies stick out here. might as well not even be anonymous ---- 183080224 ->>183080071 ->trumps whole presidency never happened ---- 183080255 ->>183080217 ->t. electiontourist that's been here since his favorite trump subreddit was banned in 2018 ---- 183080275 ->>183080217 -They have a certain way of talking which gives them away. -https://youtu.be/AsECsWWHV-E [Embed] ---- 183080326 ->>183080224 -Did Trump even make any lib owning move? They got triggered by his tweets and whatnot but policy-wise... only banning troons form military comes to mind ---- 183080379 ->>183080326 -didn't start enough wars ---- 183080553 ->>183080255 -yeah like he said you’re so obvious -this is a literal bot post ---- 183080632 ->>183077605 -fappening is 6mos before gamergate. it's not a coincidence. ---- 183080688 ->>183073460 (OP) -Test ---- 183080800 ->y-yeah like he s-s-said you’re s-so obvious ->this is a l-literal b-bot p-post ---- 183081244 ->>183080200 -He didnt. He ordered a crimminal inquiry and is introducing a state bill that supercedes the disery county board agreement. ---- 183081279 ->>183073460 (OP) -They can't get out of the pattern they've been in for taking zero percent interest loans and having zero consequences for bad investments. You can take creative accountancy to whole new levels when there's no interest to be paid on debt. ---- 183081408 ->>183073597 ->companies literally brag constantly about how their next film is going to be diverse or whatever the fuck -> there's no "pozzed bullshit" -What the fuck kind of gaslighting is this? ---- 183081491 ->>183073528 ->they explain a given "woke" movie bombing as the result of something other than it being woke. -Many such cases. It's always "it sucks but not because of the woke stuff" yet literally all woke stuff is garbage. ---- 183081538 ->>183074494 ->If you call them retards they win! -I'll never understand this newfag logic ---- 183081619 ->Thread critical of disney gets flooded by marketers having slapfights to distract the thread -Another dangerous topic averted, fantastic job pajeets ---- 183081667 ->>183073617 ->Show me where it is bad for business -It cannot survive on it's own. The only woke shit that sells is stuff that has a big brand slapped on it and even then it can only exist is small quantities, lest it kill the host. It is parasitic, there is nothing to suggest it is good for business. ---- 183081901 ->>183073471 -/thread ---- 183081964 ->>183074641 -chuds are all fat incel losers in their moms' basements who will never do anything BUT they're also the biggest threat to our democracy, are nazi terrorists AND le did a heckin insurrection ---- 183082062 ->>183076988 ->a single chud ->there are in fact multiple chuds being posted -What did bunkertroon mean by this? ---- 183082110 ->STOP POSTING MULTIPLE CHUDS!!!! ---- 183082171 ->>183082110 -Who are you quoting? ---- 183082256 ->Who are you quoting? ---- 183082362 ->be chud ->exist ->troons piss and shit themselves in furious outrage -Feels good man ---- 183082377 ->>183073471 ->>183073551 ->people are too lazy to walk on the 1984 eggshells forever -This is why I love humans. -Humans are great. ---- 183082430 ->>183082110 ---- 183082784 ->>183081667 -Apropro you used the light year pic. If it hasnt been woke it would have done gang busters ---- 183082920 ->>183082399 -Lol cope ---- 183083168 ->>183079680 ->Corporate governance is completely fucked and nobody cares about shareholders (beyond maintaining deniability). -Best post in thread. ->>183073811 -The real answer they think it IS good for business, if a EGS minded decision maker film loses money, it’s because it was a bad film, or actors or something, if a EGS film does well it’s because it is EGS. -The information isn’t getting back to them. -None of the trade papers, who all the bosses read (variety and hollywood reporter) are going to dare run a anti “Anti-racist” piece. -All their office support staff are dumb liberal majors that are half gay or Jewish or just woke and are not going to support information that disagrees with them, ---- 183083259 ->>183076970 -Yes it does. I read an article detailing a sort of economic tyranny of the minority. It went something like this: Jews will only use Kosher salt, the rest of the population has no opinion on salt, therefore its more profitable to bend the majority's lack of preference to match that of the minority so that everyone consumes Kosher salt. Minorities will only see movies with minorities in it, so you shame the majority into enjoying these movies as well to try and capture the largest possible audience. ---- 183083660 ->>183080800 -you guys are especially pathetic on sundays why is that ---- 183083717 ->>183083259 ->It went something like this: Jews will only use Kosher salt, the rest of the population has no opinion on salt, therefore its more profitable to bend the majority's lack of preference to match that of the minority so that everyone consumes Kosher salt. -WTF is this really how we all started using kosher salt i thought there was a specific reason for cooking, or was that a jewish lie ---- 183083812 ->>183083717 -No, I may be misremembering it, I think Kosher salt has bigger flakes for cooking and I don't think it's a problem for Jews to eat non-Kosher salt, but that was the gist of the example. ---- 183083870 ->>183083812 -it’s a good example anyway because that really is how they operate and it’s plain to see -i love salt though so if it’s bigger flakes idgaf that it’s kike salt ---- 183083986 -Leftists from reddit, discord, and bunkerchan, a decent portion of them troons, organize raids to damage control for super coprorations and Black rock that push their ideology - -#resistance ---- 183084082 ->>183083986 ->t. incel coordinate his daily "raid" on /tv/ from chudcord ---- 183084442 ->>183083812 ->>183083870 -Kosher salt doesn’t have iodine added either, which gives you many benefits ---- 183084551 -Table salt has iodine. Kosher salt does not. -You can buy pickling salt as substitute if you decide it matters. ---- 183084570 ->>183073460 (OP) ->he's still #madatmort ---- 183084714 ->>183082377 -> This is why I love humans. Humans are great. ---- 183084751 ->>183084082 ->no u -Dumb tranny lol ---- 183084884 ->>183083986 -what do they think they get out of it? ---- 183085239 ->>183073528 -This. Studio execs are notoriously retarded trust fund babies. ---- 183085304 ->>183085239 -Image receiving this email from your boss. -. -Most movies have always been bad, but they all opened on 2,500 screens ---- 183085365 -They see the established audience as locked in, so assume that seeking out another audience will somehow bring in new ones and retain old ones. This never works. ---- 183085433 ->>183085304 ->thinks every screenshot posted on 4chins is true as long as it fits his thinly constructed narrative ->reddit spaces ---- 183086038 ->>183083717 -NTA but almost everything you buy in a grocery store has been koscher certified and you pay an extra amount to cover that cost. -It's one of those things that isn't legally required but you'll be financially crushed and probably federally investigated for other reasons if you were to ever stop paying a koscher service to certify your product ---- 183086075 ->>183083259 -Everything you said is true up to that last sentence. ---- 183086197 ->>183073460 (OP) -All the major shareholders are Jews, thats why -Next time make a real fucking thread ---- 183086390 ->>183086197 ->the chud now says that Jews DON'T care about money ---- 183086444 ->>183073597 -This ---- 183086755 ->>183083259 -Bullshit. Jews cook with “normal” salt, “kosher salt” is simply a kind of flaky salt used for koshering meat (removing the red juices to make sure it doesn’t contain blood). It’s mostly used by rabbis, but hipsters started to put it on food in their YouTube videos because it looks cooler. -But congratulations for getting so many compliments from idiots who believe everything as long as it reinforces their prejudices. ---- 183087197 ->>183082920 ---- 183087220 ->>183086755 -Actually I think the example might've been Kosher Hot dogs which is why most hot dogs are kosher despite diet-restricted Jews are a very small minority. The point being a majority with weak preferences being strongarmed by a minority with strong preferences. ---- 183087293 ->>183084551 -why not just get sea salt like a normal person? heck, you could even splurge for some celtic sea salt if you aren't a nigger and are feeling fancy ---- 183087343 ->>183073528 -Except I’ve seen the opinions of this site be dead on in predicting what actually makes money. Whether it’s in hindsight or not you have to admit 4chan has a better idea. ---- 183087351 ->>183085018 ---- 183087402 ->>183086390 -money is a means to an end and, you know, since we just exited a decade of zero percent rates, profits will probably matter again. you do realize how this was all enabled by us having zero percent rates for over a decade, right? diff --git a/tv/183073897.txt b/tv/183073897.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e81136ecf15eb19a38cf69a0eea0c0c58c666dd0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183073897.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,525 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183073897 -Was this the plot actually? I thought it was just 2 hours of Guy Fawkes jerking himself off ---- 183073948 -If I ever had nothing left to live for, instead of just killing myself I'd try to take out a few billionaires first. ---- 183073976 ->>183073897 (OP) -Bros, DAE think Elon makes a hella thought provoking point? ---- 183074083 ->government tells everyone that there is an unstoppable toxic gas cloud enveloping the planet ->the gas is completely lethal and results in agonising death, so everyone is issued suicide pills to mercy kill themselves and their loved ones ->turns out the gas isn't as lethal as they thought and the only people to survive are the ones who didn't commit suicide when the government told them to -really made me hmmm a big hmmm ---- 183074266 -watching the part in Utopia where a shady deepstate organisation creates a pandemic so they can distribute a vaccine which will secretly sterilise most of the population to curb popoulation growth ---- 183074395 ->>183074266 ->sterilise most of the population -You say that as though it's a bad thing ---- 183074441 ->>183074395 -Idiot. ---- 183074471 ->>183074395 -That's kind of the point, they spend the whole first season trying to figure out what the conspiracy is about and then when they find out one of the main characters joins them because he thinks it's a good idea ---- 183074508 ->>183073948 -just the evil ones like jeff bezos, bill gates and pichai sundararajan, right? ---- 183074580 ->>183074508 -Just the jewish ones ---- 183074615 ->>183074508 -All billionaires are evil so yes ---- 183075496 ->>183074508 -There are good billionaires? ---- 183075761 ->>183074395 -they only want to depopulate the firsties so they can replace them with thirdies that they can enslave ---- 183075897 ->>183074083 -I liked this movie. ---- 183075951 ->ITT pleb hatred for patricians ---- 183075987 ->>183075496 -I'm a good billionaire. I promise :) ---- 183076011 ->>183073897 (OP) -me when watching Akira last year ---- 183076027 ->>183073897 (OP) ->seize power from the people? -Like how? By making you wear a mask to enter the Walmart or recommending (because no one was ever enforced) to get a teeny weeny shot? ---- 183076029 ->>183073948 -As long as you don't go for any power tripping sherrifs in Florida you'll be fine. ---- 183076043 ->>183073897 (OP) ->virus fake, you must come to work I AM LOSING MONEY ->Yes mastaa :( ---- 183076050 ->>183073897 (OP) -> Imagine a grown man who judges the real world by movies and video games ---- 183076080 ->>183075496 ->>183074615 -You guys sure are interesting ---- 183076093 ->>183076050 -in this place u dont have to imagine them anon ---- 183076103 ->>183076027 -Are the lockdowns, curfews and travel restrictions retconned now? Haven't downloaded the new patch yet. ---- 183076111 ->>183073897 (OP) -Is Elon aware that he’s the wealthiest person in the world and is a major part of that system? Or does he really pretend like he’s a normal powerless citizen like us? ---- 183076156 ->>183076027 -I think it's more about the psychological effect it had on the general public. I know people that got completely mind broken by the media coverage and constant propaganda. -I don't even necessarily believe that 'rona was a psyop, just playing devil's advocate ---- 183076158 ->>183076027 ->enforced -Except the countless jobs that fired people. If it's a choice between vaxxed and going homeless it might aswell be enforced ---- 183076186 -Covid was literally nothing. Lockdowns and vaccinations weren't mandatory and it was all self-inflicted tyranny. If anything it was only a case study for how susceptible NPCs are to control. ---- 183076187 ->>183076027 ->recommending (because no one was ever enforced) -https://www.cms.gov/medicareprovider-enrollment-and-certificationsurveycertificationgeninfopolicy-and-memos-states-and/revised-guidance-staff-vaccination-requirements ---- 183076228 ->>183076186 -You're gaslighting me! ---- 183076244 ->>183073897 (OP) ->me watching Person of Interest and getting to the part where they create an AI to spy on anyone and use it to eliminate all threats to authority and begin tracking people on a biomedical level ---- 183076270 ->>183076050 ->Imagine a grown man -Imagine a grown man who tone polices anons on 4channel.org and can be identified immediately by his use of the term "grown man." What a contemptible, unmitigated faggot. ---- 183076286 ->>183076027 -America isn't the world shitlib. ---- 183076367 ->>183073897 (OP) -Do you think Elon has actually played Deus Ex? Wouldn’t that have come out when he was working his ass off at PayPal? ---- 183076456 ->>183076367 -maybe he got it on gog ---- 183076499 ->>183076027 -To this day burgers still ask for vaccine certificates to let people in. Those who need to travel to that hellhole for business/work are shit out of luck. ---- 183076955 ->>183076499 -Good lmao stay the fuck out. Literally all we ever wanted ---- 183076991 ->>183076367 -He played it with Grimes ---- 183077068 ->>183075987 -You can prove it by gifting me a few million bucks. ---- 183077086 -Anyone who wouldn't want to murder a billionaire is a mind broken simp. Even fucking apes know to kill an ape if it hordes too many bananas ---- 183077138 ->>183077086 -What kind of rationale is that? Apes aren't making flourishing societies with high quality of life. ---- 183077169 ->V for Vendetta ->Watching -I'm not watching Wachowskislop, always read the superior material (comics addapted, Invisibles, Ghost in the shell) ---- 183077206 ->>183075897 -ye it was pretty good -not great but pretty good ---- 183077221 ->>183077138 ->t. mind-broken, boot-licking corporate simp -If I had my way you'd be next to go right after the billionaires ---- 183077228 ->>183076367 -he watched a video about it on youtube like rest of these meme lovers ---- 183077269 ->>183074083 -sheesh that lil nigga in front be straight bussin no cap ---- 183077382 ->>183074083 ---- 183077389 -> GOVERNMENT IS... LE BAD! -> ME A BILLIONAIRE WORKING ON GOVERNMENT IS... LE GOOD! -> WORK OVERTIME FOR ME... IS VERY GOOD! ---- 183077407 ->>183076186 -Lol I had to take the vaccine or get kicked out of college. My immune system was fucked for a year. I got more sick in that period than I did in my entire life. Kill yourself. Yes it’s the government’s problem because that shouldn’t be legal. ---- 183077444 ->>183076027 -They were hosting music events with no ticket entry and giving out free beer to anyone who would get a vaccine (read: drunk teenagers who came to a free concert and want free beer) ---- 183077518 ->>183077407 -sounds like your government sucks lol ---- 183077520 ->>183077407 -So that just says you don't have principles. Thats the entire point of them and why they're honored as virtuous because when the time comes to live by them its always hard/inconvenient which is the entire criteria. They wouldn't be principles if they were easy. ---- 183077528 ->>183077389 ->GOVERNMENT IS...LE BAD! ->GOVERNMENT GIBS FOR CORPORATIONS IS....LE GOOD! ---- 183077607 ->>183076103 -Well you better download it ---- 183077622 ->>183076027 -it got enforced, maybe not in muttland but elsewhere, same with curfews ---- 183077971 ->>183077518 -Yeah I live in America ->>183077520 -Ah yes throw away 3 years of grueling STEM classes and my entire future. Even though it made me sick for a while (I’m better now) I still would have made the same decision because the alternative was having my life ruined. I didn’t do anything to anybody else so it has nothing to do with principles. ---- 183078131 ->>183077407 -Hey fuck mandatory vaccines, but theres an argument to be made you got sicker because your immune system was not being exposed to as many random germs due quarintone and such. ---- 183078219 ->>183077971 ->STEM ->The future of anything - -Spotted the artificial intelligence. Your future will never be yours to control if you assume you're under control or think control of your ACADEMICS will give you power or control of your future. ---- 183078242 ->>183073897 (OP) -Travel restrictions, curfews, or masks, or vaccinations never happened in history due to a virus or a disease. ---- 183078273 ->>183078131 -He was getting sicker because he was studying grueling shit for a future that will not require him. Face it STEMFAGS, AI replaces you full stop. I don't need mathemeticianssss when I have one ultimate mathemetician that gets fed all the math, physics, etc. -The phase of human history where memory is prized over intelligence is coming to a close. That's why you're getting sicker, cuz you're going down the wrong fucking path and your body knows it, millions of years of evolution know it all the way down to the dee enn ayyy lmao -But no, blame muh gubment, it's always some evil overlord out there and never the one in the mirror bluffing you into being a fucking boob. I love you. ---- 183078321 ->>183073897 (OP) -I don't blame you. The whole idea of the movie is laughable. Guy Fawkes was idiotic in his terms, why should a Catholic have any providence? Jesus would tear down the Catholic throne. But also why would killing Parliament do anything? And even above that's his plan would have just made a big thud. He had unpacked dynamite 20 meters below his target. ---- 183078387 ->>183078242 -This. When your body is under attack, the body 'siezes control of the power' to fend off that attack, to ensure its own survival and safety. In the interest of this ultimate goal, the body will cut off circulation to your fucking nose, your ears, your toes, your feet, all to save your heart, your dick, your stomach, cuz at least as a nugget you get to keep eating and pooping and that's like, 99% of what this planet needs to keep going. Goverments emulate this in a crude way because the population is not conscious enough for more sophisticated measures---yet. This will change dramatically in the next decade if we survive at all. ---- 183078421 ->>183073897 (OP) -Deus Ex was about jews ---- 183078452 ->>183077228 -Cope tranny ---- 183078491 ->>183078421 -Do you have a single fact to back that up? ---- 183078554 ->>183078491 -Look at the nose ---- 183078563 ->>183076027 ->Neet tranny doesnt understand covid restrictions because he never leaves his house and doesn't have a job - -Makes sense, maybe you should ask your parents why lockdowns were a problem. They can inform you about the recent recession while they're at it ---- 183078640 ->>183078554 ---- 183078663 ->>183073897 (OP) -Based Elon at it again ---- 183078693 -Elon Musk is such a fucking idiot it's unreal ---- 183078770 -VIKI: To protect Humanity, some humans must be sacrificed. To ensure your freedom, some freedoms must be surrendered. We robots will ensure mankind's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves. ---- 183078794 ->>183073948 ->>183076050 ->>183077086 ->Trannies here cant openly say why they hate Elon without being shit on so they have to pretend they've just angry at le billionaires - -Lmaoing at the state of (you) ---- 183078846 -he should watch Utopia UK ---- 183078874 ->>183073948 -You literally can't. They're never in public. They'll either be in their fortress like homes, private islands or armoured cars/ jets. -You won't run into a billionaire at the supermarket. -What did you think this is? The 80's, when any goober could walk up and shoot the president? ---- 183078926 ->>183073897 (OP) ->Be the richest man in the world (not counting families that are off the books, like the rothchilds etc) ->Act like you have it all figured out about le evil elite ->Do fucking nothing about it other than share boomer memes on twitter -Why. ---- 183078946 ->>183077086 -Every ape also knows that women should be raped and even killed if they're too whiney yet you get angry whenever we do that ---- 183079007 ->>183076367 ->He thinks Elon ever did actual gruntwork -Anon, he was filthy rich before paypal, too. Hehad programmers hired to work for him. -Do you think he personally designs his rockets now, too? ---- 183079096 -I Am Legend refers to Robert Neville becoming a legendary vampire hunter. The film changes the meaning to Robert Neville becoming a legend for developing a cure for a virus. ---- 183079182 ->Society is crumbling due to scarcity and degeneracy. ->The rich government elites decide that in a plot to get incredibly rich they're going to to spend years developing a secret mega-virus in hidden labratories using illicit human testing that violates all human rights. ->Since they created the virus, they also own and have prepared the way to cure it. ->Release the virus as an "accident" via terrorist attacks by throwing random puppet entities under the bus to take all the blame. ->Use the terrorism/virus as impetus to create a more totalitarian government with infinite power that can't be un-elected. ->All the people involved in the scheme, from the officials creating the virus and selling the cure, to the media personalities that supported the regime, become incredibly wealthy off taxpayer dollars while people become poorer and poorer. - -The only difference is that in real life, it didn't cause a major nationalistic swing towards a totalitarian fascist party, because in the real world the globalist oligarchs wouldn't allow any one country to become an isolated totalitarian state, especially not a first-world country because that would mean that you can't keep pumping third-world immigrants into it to destroy the population. Everything else happened tho. ---- 183079263 -At the turn of the 21st century, Umbrella's board of directors, chaired by Dr. Alexander Isaacs, voted in favour of using their T-virus in a deliberate plan to wipe out humanity to return the Earth to environmental, political and agricultural stability. Over a nine-year period, all people on Earth with the exception of the cryogenically-preserved elect were to be wiped out, and an airborne Anti-Virus strain released to destroy the Undead. With the Earth cleansed, the elect were to be released from suspension to repopulate the world. ---- 183079399 ->>183077407 -Your fault for letting your college dictate your decisions. You've got thwt shit in you forever now because you didn't know how to sign transfer papers. Literal moron ---- 183079681 ->>183078874 -I ran into Bernie Sanders a few times here in DC ---- 183079979 ->>183077086 ->poverty exists because of rich people -based communist retard ---- 183080263 ->>183075761 -Nope, turns out the only ones that wont be affected are (((Romani))) ---- 183080290 ->>183079979 ->t. high school graduate making less than homer simpson in 1996 ---- 183080292 -This guy is like if you handed a billion dollars to a 13 year old /b/tard. Of this year. ---- 183080567 ->>183077086 -Damn this dude is seething at everyone who doesn't agree with him lol ---- 183080595 ->>183076050 -imagine being a guy in late middle age doing epic bacon reddit stuff from like 2011 in a desperate attempt to impress teenagers ---- 183080613 ->>183078219 -You don't have a job. ---- 183081047 ->>183076103 -It's up there with the Hug A Chinaman thing ---- 183081070 ->>183073897 (OP) -I like V for Vendetta ---- 183081114 ->>183076050 -This but also Drumpf is Voldemort er I mean Putin Is Darth Vader ---- 183081242 ->>183079096 -What no, it refers to him becoming the boogyman of the vampiric humans due to his kidnapping and torture of them in experimentation. You fucking bot retard. ---- 183081350 ->>183076955 -mexico owns you ---- 183081413 ->>183073897 (OP) ->also video game -Dude's kneecapping himself lately. ---- 183081519 ->>183073897 (OP) -Wait til he finds out about pic related ---- 183081565 ->>183073897 (OP) -Seriously though, images like this need spoiler tags I've not watch V or played Deus Ex before. ---- 183081621 ->>183081565 -why contain it? ---- 183081788 ->Ctrl+f Stargate ->No results -Episodes 2001/2010 are about an alien race that promises extended lifespans via a injection cocktail that ends up being population control as well, leading to said alien race being able to take over the planet in 100 years when everyone eventually dies of old age. ---- 183081818 ->>183081565 -ok well Deus Ex came out 23 years ago so when are you planning on getting around to it ---- 183081885 -I'm in the minority I fight against all narratives. -I still think the virus was released by China. They only had 4000 deaths from it, Russia was the first to come up with the vaccine(look up their biolabs activity before covid) -COVID hurt America worse than any other country on earth, it destroyed our USD, it destroyed our manufacturing(while Chinas increased) -It also helped Russia since more people stayed home and needed more energy, it allowed russian gas prices to go up and allowed them to invade Ukraine almost without consequences. ---- 183081906 ->>183081242 -But the movie didn't do that you retarded anal wart ---- 183082061 ->>183076050 -Elon mentions Dude Sex at least every week. He's obsessed. ---- 183082173 ->>183076027 ->because no one was ever enforced ---- 183082276 ->>183077086 ->Anyone who wouldn't want to murder a billionaire is a mind broken simp -Billionaires are just one kind of sociopath we have in society. The hordes of unwashed druggie commies who burn down cities "because rich people amde me do it" are another kind of sociopath. - -If we're killing one, we might as well kill the other ---- 183082345 ->>183073897 (OP) -It's 2 hours of some gay burnt guy not raping Natalie Portman ---- 183082469 ->>183079681 -If it wasn't obvious already, Bernie's not part of the ruling class. I think he's seriously believing what he's saying and they see him as a funny pet. ---- 183082539 ->>183076027 -Bro they seized power over me going to the bar for like three months. It was insidious ---- 183082595 ->>183076027 -We'll never be able to have an honest discussion again because of people like you, and you'll end up facing a wall because of it. ---- 183082735 ->>183075496 -The last good one was Henry Ford. They're either neutral like Bezos, evil like Soros, or chaotic like Musk. ---- 183082856 ->>183078926 ->release Twitter's dirty laundry, including evidence of blatant first amendment violations due to gov interference ->nothing happens because it would require the government to investigate themselves -Boomer memes might actually be more effective. ---- 183083248 ->>183073897 (OP) ->Was this the plot actually? I -Miga used a virus as wmd, in a false flag terror attack amd blamed on it "chyna". to gain popularity. as well selling the cure in party owned company (warpspeed)? ---- 183083264 ->>183082539 -I refuse to believe these posts are serious ---- 183083323 ->>183082539 -You are either a disingenuous shill or such a bluepilled retard it's insane. ---- 183083324 ->>183082595 -You just want someone up against the wall because it makes you feel powerful. No one is impressed or scared. ---- 183083377 ->>183083324 -NTA. What if I want somebody else to put you against the wall because I don't want to be powerful, I just want gaslighters gone? ---- 183083513 ->>183078770 -I don’t remember her saying this in Small Wonder. ---- 183083542 -are you wagies STILL seething about covid? maybe you should have paid attention in school to get a comfy wfh job ---- 183083560 ->>183083513 -I, Robot. -You know, the one where they locked everyone inside for their own good? ---- 183083598 ->>183076050 -Those are the cultural stories of the present. Hell, the Divine Comedy was a bible fanfic and may people's faiths are influenced by it. I kinda get why being influenced by video games would be a stretch, but cinema is the current norm for storytelling. ---- 183083658 ->>183083324 -Project harder, leftoid. ---- 183084574 ->>183083324 -You sound scared ---- 183085000 ->>183081519 -God almighty this might be the best tv show ever made ---- 183085069 ->>183074083 -Wow it's almost like you're not a loser who lives with his mom. You're the smart one lmao ---- 183085283 ->>183075496 -Plenty -Alfred Nobel was a cool guy -So was Milton Hershey. He made Hershey PA, and created a school for orphans that still manages his billion dollar estate to this day. ---- 183085407 ->>183076103 -but those are gone now? so what was actually seized moron? ---- 183085428 ->>183076027 -https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/covid-bankruptcy-companies-filings-coronavirus-pandemic/ -They're everywhere: Signs indicating that retailers are "going out of business" or holding "everything must go," "store closing" sales. Due to the ongoing coronavirus crisis, many businesses are seeking bankruptcy protection or, worse, closing their doors permanently. - -Take Fort Worth, Texas-based Pier One Imports, which sought bankruptcy protection in February 2020, failed to find a buyer, and has since taken steps to shutter its brick-and-mortar operations. - -But make no mistake: Retailers aren't the only types of businesses that have gone bankrupt in recent months. Here's just a small sampling of what COVID-19 has done to a range of industries. ---- 183085496 ->>183077086 ->Even fucking apes know to kill an ape if it hordes too many bananas -Is that what happened in South Africa? -You should move there ---- 183085535 ->>183080290 -Yes. And that has to do with poor people -Shutting down a factory in america and opening it in Bangladesh or Mexico is cheaper ---- 183085593 ->>183077520 -What principle is gained refusing covid theater in 2020? -what principle is gained refusing TSA security theater? Refusing to take your shoes off or go through the machine that takes naked photos of your body? ---- 183085646 ->>183085593 -chuds don't mind that because it "owned the libs" -see also, corporate bailouts, lack of universal healthcare, etc ---- 183085654 ->>183078242 -What about healthy people? - -I heard about Quarantines of people like Typhoid Mary hundreds or thousands of years ago - -What about a mass quarantine of people who aren't sick? Forcing people who are healthy to act like they're carrying a deadly pathogen. Can you tell me one time in history we mass quarantined healthy people? ---- 183085688 ->>183078926 -He's an African American. calling him lazy is racist. ---- 183085694 ->>183073976 -He drops the most benign entry level redpills and causes leftists to go apoplectic. It’s hilarious. ---- 183085724 ->>183073897 (OP) -REMEMBER REMEMBER MY COCK IS SO TENDER ---- 183085729 ->>183085646 -False equivalence, bunkertroon. - -Also, I manage to score only metal detectors at DIA when I complain and say I've already had enough radiation in my life. The TSA wagies don't care and let me go through the metal detectors instead. ---- 183085767 ->>183076027 -here is your (You) ---- 183085785 ->>183085646 -I actually think there's a lot of overlap with people who didn't get vaccinated and people who refuse TSA overtures ---- 183085789 ->>183085729 ->reddit spacing -every time ---- 183085814 ->>183085694 -You're the retard on twitter. Not me. ---- 183085927 ->>183085789 -I've been on this site longer than you've been on hormones troon. Thankfully I'm relaxing with my father and celebrating his retirement and his successful business; we're selling his practice to the local hospital group this week. Yes, I've been on 4chan from my teens to my thirties but it isn't like I'm proud of it, I mostly stick around to keep up with zoomers and memes and for my (younger) gf and sis/bro who are 11 years younger than me. ---- 183085982 ->>183074580 -You won’t do shit bitch ---- 183086048 ->I've been on this site longer than you've been on hormones troon. Thankfully I'm relaxing with my father and celebrating his retirement and his successful business; we're selling his practice to the local hospital group this week. Yes, I've been on 4chan from my teens to my thirties but it isn't like I'm proud of it, I mostly stick around to keep up with zoomers and memes and for my (younger) gf and sis/bro who are 11 years younger than me. ---- 183086064 ->>183073897 (OP) ->OMG he's the real life Tony Stark genius playboy philanthropist!!! ->He's gonna go to Mars with the heckin SCIENCE!! ->He has a company named Boring Company that... digs. Like bores, get it? TAKE MY HECKIN REDDIT GOLD SIR ->He makes flamthrowers too, isn't that just Epic for the win?! - -Nope. I won't forget and forgive all this decade long cringefest just because he triggers Twitter faggots now. ---- 183086084 ->>183085927 -You sound like a massive faggot ---- 183086105 ->>183083248 -Chad ---- 183086245 ->>183085654 -Only people who had a positive test had to quarantine. I think you are confusing quarantine with curfew ---- 183086876 ->>183085789 -I think that's the first time I've seen a hidden link to a post ---- 183086929 ->>183086064 -I thought your point was going to be that bugmen turned on him. It's not his fault they latched on to him in the first place, so I'm not going to hold it against him. ---- 183087138 ->>183085283 -there are no good billionaires. you dont get there without fucking someone over and having some demons ---- 183087142 ->>183082595 ->and you'll end up facing a wall because of it. -you will never do anything beyond whining on the internet ---- 183087222 ->>183074395 -youre right ---- 183087320 ->>183075496 -I conveniently never see anyone whining about the Murdoch media empire. ---- 183087338 ->>183083598 -this, in Italy D'Annunzio was almost worshipped he created entirely new words and everyone accepted them. same in England with Wilde diff --git a/tv/183074455.txt b/tv/183074455.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9982972d5fefa6f736108189bf194c965762ec56..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183074455.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,779 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183074455 -Why does Hollywood completely ignore Selena for movie roles? She only gets casted in shitty TV roles. TV is a joke. ---- 183074482 -I wish I could suck her tatas :( ---- 183074483 -how pathetic -she literally would have 0 value to the world if she didn’t have those tits and hopefully she knows it ---- 183074487 -awooga big booba ---- 183074509 ->>183074455 (OP) -They cast actors in movies based on acting skill anon. ---- 183074524 ->>183074455 (OP) -does Lupus cause booba? ---- 183074534 -For me it's big titted latinas ---- 183074545 ->>183074509 -we've got a comedian over here ---- 183074571 ->>183074455 (OP) -mmm big sweaty latina boobs ---- 183074597 ->>183074509 -oh anon, that is rich. pic related ---- 183074607 ->>183074455 (OP) -I want to plow her ---- 183074645 ->>183074607 -PLOWING WITCHAH ---- 183074656 -she's hot bro so I get it but shes a shit actress that's why she doesn't get more work ---- 183074690 ->>183074455 (OP) ->jaw drops to floor ->eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets ->heart beats out of chest ->AWOOGA AWOOGA sound effect ->pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out ->slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware ->whistles loudly ->fireworks shoot from top of head ->pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth ->wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead ->clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair -Ahem, you look very lovely. ---- 183074695 ->>183074656 -she also refuses to go topless. if you can't act, you HAVE to do nude scenes to survive ---- 183074739 ->>183074455 (OP) -I ask the same thing about Hudgens. ---- 183074745 ->>183074509 -Pure hilarity! I pronounce it to be the most whimsical joke of the season. ---- 183074786 ->>183074739 -pudgens is addicted to hallmark/netflix slop ---- 183074814 -did she ever stop being a lesbian in only murders? ---- 183074842 ->>183074455 (OP) ---- 183074866 ->>183074455 (OP) -I fucked her ---- 183074869 ->>183074597 -Have you not seen Room? ---- 183074895 ->>183074483 -She has doll pretty face ---- 183074936 ->>183074455 (OP) -how did they get so big ---- 183074952 ->>183074455 (OP) ->>183074739 ->>183074896 -Boobies. ---- 183074953 ->>183074866 -I threw a water bottle at your face ---- 183074970 ->>183074936 -Goblinafication without the fat other places ---- 183074974 ->>183074739 -god imagine chasing this latina bimbo into a stairwell and then.. ---- 183074989 ->>183074895 -She looks weird ---- 183074991 ->>183074869 -No but not because of her, I hate William H. Macy ---- 183074999 ->>183074455 (OP) ->>183074739 -PITS ->>183074896 -Wait, it looks too fake ---- 183075052 ->>183074483 ->she literally would have 0 value to the world -what does this mean, what value does anyone have? ---- 183075078 -*ting ting ting* - -gentlemen, i'd like to propose a toast. to boobs! ---- 183075126 ->>183074896 -booba ---- 183075274 ->>183074455 (OP) -DAS TITTEN -DAS DIGITS ---- 183075296 ->>183074455 (OP) ---- 183075381 ->>183074739 -Cooking with Hudgens and Selena. ---- 183075387 ->>183074534 -last girl I dated was... but she was also more architecht material. ---- 183075424 ->>183074483 -She was famous way before her titties were that size, idiot ---- 183075570 ->>183074896 ---- 183075630 ->>183074896 -post the one where she pisses in a cup and drinks it ---- 183075631 ->>183074455 (OP) -She is fat now ---- 183076364 ->>183075381 -its really not looking good for white women these days... ---- 183076445 ->>183074483 -That goes for most women, bro. ---- 183076523 ->>183076364 -the age of white women is over -the time of the latina has come ---- 183076695 ->>183074974 -and then what? ---- 183076804 -I need a big booba gf lads... ---- 183076824 ->>183076695 -having sex with her, if you know what i mean. ---- 183076850 ->>183076796 -why is she such a slut bros ---- 183077035 ->>183074455 (OP) -she's a scientologist ---- 183077126 -mhmm. ---- 183077173 ->>183077126 -foot whore ---- 183077186 ->>183074739 -that cant be confortable, laying on the stairs like that ---- 183077196 ->>183074455 (OP) ---- 183077205 ->>183074607 ->>183074645 -Say a prayer for me ---- 183077274 ->>183074455 (OP) -wtf did I just woke up from a coma? I don't remember her tits being this big and the last time I saw her was in that stalker MV ---- 183077371 ->>183077274 -she got fake tits and packed on a bunch of weight -you know what they say, breast implants and a buffet membership saved her career ---- 183077387 ->>183074974 ->>183076523 -She's not a latina ---- 183077421 ->>183077387 -flips are a former spanish colony so they are honorary latinx ---- 183077435 ->>183074455 (OP) ->such a big thread ->nobody AI nudified the image ---- 183077437 ->>183074739 ->>183074952 ->>183075381 -It's a shame they didn't put her in more shit when she was in her prime ---- 183077473 ->>183077421 -That works for me ---- 183077502 ->>183077421 -the heck is this ---- 183077541 ->>183077435 -sad! -many such cases. ---- 183077546 -For me it's big tits ---- 183077552 ->>183077502 -The shadow of the chair. ---- 183077583 ->>183077552 -?? ---- 183077593 ->>183077387 ->>183077421 -Wait Vanessa Hudgens is half fillipina? I thought she was Puerto Rican this whole time. ---- 183077616 -I hate women so much. ---- 183077623 ->>183076850 -For our pleasure. ---- 183077647 ->>183077593 -Probably because they give her latina roles somewhat often ---- 183077651 ->>183077583 -id wager its a hip-bone ---- 183077664 ->>183077593 -Her father is mostly British, and her mother is Filipino and Chinese. ---- 183077665 ->>183077651 -vagene bone? ---- 183077679 ->>183074455 (OP) -mama mia ---- 183077691 ->>183076850 -Because she knows what dudes want and she gives it to us, gods bless this turbo slut -Zach Efron must be gay or some shit to break up with her because she's probably amazing at fucking like most giga sluts ---- 183077703 ->>183077664 -SEXOOOOOOOOOO ---- 183077710 ->>183077664 -Lmao whats with the dollars on her bikini. ---- 183077747 ->>183077710 -It's from the Spring Breakers movie. ---- 183077749 ->>183074455 (OP) ---- 183077773 ->>183077710 ->he hasnt seen spring breakers ---- 183077775 ->>183077437 ->Prime ->>183077421 -Kill yourself ---- 183077788 ->>183077546 ->>183077546 ->>183077546 ->>183077546 ---- 183077809 ->>183077747 -There are good stories about her from that set. Especially if you’re a crew member’s penis. ---- 183077835 ->>183077421 ->latinx -Dude you can't be serious ---- 183077900 ->>183077775 ->>183077835 -it was merely a jest -jesus christ you guys are easy to set off ---- 183077940 ->>183077749 -How do you do this? I remember doing this like 15 years ago, but I've forgotten since. ---- 183078070 ->>183077775 ->Prime -She's still hot as fuck but she was an 11/10 when she was in Spring Breakers ---- 183078080 ->>183077900 -Forgiven ---- 183078100 ->>183077749 ->Cara Delevingne is playing with these latinx udders on S3 -yes please ---- 183078133 ->>183074739 ->>183074952 ->>183077623 -She could make an okay Casca for the eventual shitty Berserk adaptation ---- 183078172 ->>183078070 -12/10 at 14 ---- 183078286 ->>183078080 -I keep clicking, but the image just changes size. wat do ---- 183078404 ->>183077664 ---- 183078416 -brown girls exist solely to be raped (by me) ---- 183078422 ->>183078080 -My wife. ---- 183078450 ->>183078422 -That is not your beautiful wife. ---- 183078490 -DAE the female body lads? -HHHNNNGGGGG ---- 183078503 ->>183077435 -You can see her cleavage and nips perfectly through the shirt, at that point it being clothed but still visible is somehow hotter than just nudity. ---- 183078583 ->>183078372 -Is that Moner Boner on the left? ---- 183078687 ->>183078583 -God I wish that lip gloss was something else ---- 183078720 ->>183078583 -Yeah. ---- 183078733 ->>183074455 (OP) -If this Mexican had babies with Justin Bieber (Canadian), would they come out American? ---- 183078799 ->>183074483 -and what value do you have? fucking asshole ---- 183078890 ->>183077749 -ENHANCE ---- 183078892 ->>183078733 -yes, unironically. ---- 183079087 ->>183077749 ->3rd world nipples ---- 183079145 ->>183078333 ->me on the right ---- 183079147 ->>183074739 -Hudgens before laser hair removal. ---- 183079188 ->>183078172 -kys pedo ---- 183079198 ->>183079147 -Filipinx truly are monkeys ---- 183079217 ->>183079188 ---- 183079234 ->>183074455 (OP) -CUTE!!! ---- 183079245 -Morning, anon. What kino are we watching today? ---- 183079312 ->>183079087 -I love bumpy brown nips ->>183079198 -Kill yourself nigger ---- 183079343 -my latinx wife is so cute ---- 183079352 ->>183079198 -Ya but not inx faggot ---- 183079377 ->>183079312 -Angry pinoy detected ---- 183079405 ->>183079245 -Found this new show called 30 Coins from HBO Max Europe -Can you make sure the Spanish to English subtitles are correct? ---- 183079491 ->>183074455 (OP) -He face is about twice as wide as that these days. Lupus is fucking foul. ---- 183079509 ->>183079087 -1st in my mouth ---- 183079561 ->>183074483 -Tits+doll face. Also when did her tits get so big? I remember her being normal sized back in the day ---- 183079584 ->>183074455 (OP) -She looks so good in that calm down video ---- 183079588 ->>183076796 -CLAM TO CLAM ---- 183079604 ->>183079245 ---- 183079620 ->>183077773 -Look, they're squirting! ---- 183079641 ->>183079604 -AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE BROWN SLUTS SO MUCH ---- 183079644 ->>183079245 -Mexican Maisie ---- 183079658 ->>183079604 -CUTE ---- 183079725 ->>183079604 ->tattoo ---- 183079731 ->>183074483 ->incel discovers the value of women -No shit retard ---- 183079734 -seriously ---- 183079747 ->>183077749 -Her nipples are smaller than that. ---- 183079827 ->>183074739 ->>183074952 ->>183077437 ->>183077421 ->>183077775 ->>183077900 ->>183078080 ->>183078172 ->>183078404 ->>183078422 ->>183079147 ->>183079343 -FOOTSLUT ---- 183079910 ->>183079377 -No my wife is flip and I am Hispanic and I hate this latinx bullshit fuck you you fucking white faggot niggerlover ---- 183079955 -booba ---- 183079977 ->>183074455 (OP) -were her tits always that big? how didn't I notice this ---- 183080005 ->>183077749 -Based enhancer ---- 183080023 ->>183080000 -what did he see? ---- 183080044 ->>183080023 -pusy ---- 183080059 ->>183080023 -What didn't he see? ---- 183080080 -If you think Vanessa Hudgens is a whore, don't google her sister. ---- 183080132 ->>183080023 -Vietnamese fucking shits. ---- 183080199 ->>183078799 -If some worthless NEET had been born a woman, with a vagina, and grown big tits, his societal value would automatically become equal or greater than an average man just by virtue of existing. Isn't that funny? Lol ---- 183080229 ->>183080132 -non-Vietnamese fucking tits ---- 183080235 ->>183080199 ->If some worthless NEET had been born a woman, with a vagina, and grown big tits, his societal value would automatically become equal or greater than an average man just by virtue of existing. -Yes? ->Isn't that funny? Lol -Not really ---- 183080243 ->>183080199 -lol! ---- 183080319 ->>183074455 (OP) -I'm a big fan of her nowadays ---- 183080361 ->>183080023 ---- 183080417 ->>183080361 -kek ---- 183080444 ->>183080361 -That shit is sad as hell yo ---- 183080456 ->>183074455 (OP) -source? ---- 183080497 ->>183080361 ->>183080444 -It's not sad at all it's niggers acting like niggers and suffering the consequences, I just hope she ends up in prison ---- 183080548 ->>183080444 ->a future criminal and future criminal spawner die ->sad -? -You can't even make the argument they were le good blacks, she's like 12 and somehow got her hands on a pistol with a drum mag at a family event, gangbanger uncle probably gave it to her or something. Obviously their family is a bunch of worthless trash. ---- 183080610 ->>183080497 -she killed herself after she realized what she did ---- 183080643 ->>183080610 -I can't tell if she deliberately killed herself or just fumbled with the gun in a panic and accidentally shot herself, either way we'll never know. ---- 183080659 ->>183074455 (OP) ->casted ---- 183080674 ->>183080497 ->>183080548 -They were just children, you don’t have to be an edge-maxing faggot all your ugly little deformed life. ---- 183080693 ->>183080361 -Unreliable and heavy as fuck drum magazine on a pistol? -No wonder they accidentally hit kids and shit lol ---- 183080748 ->>183080674 -that "child" had tons of photos of him self posing with guns like a little gangster, he was a future death row inmate ---- 183080750 ->>183080361 -This is the kinda shit that pushes gun control. ---- 183080848 -Everyone shut up. ---- 183080857 ->>183080750 -Because some retard kept a chambered round and lets his retarded gf play around with it like it's a toy who knows nothing about gun safety? ---- 183080868 ->>183080748 -You would know troon ---- 183080869 ->>183074597 ->raping brie larson -omo ---- 183080870 ->>183080674 ->They were just children -...who would soon be slinging drugs, being initiated into gangs, robbing people, robbing stores, burglarizing, shooting, murdering, Etc. The girl would soon be fucking and getting knocked up at 14-15 and produce even more shithead criminals. ->you don’t have to be an edge-maxing faggot all your ugly little deformed life. -There's nothing "edgy" about it, it's just a fact, you butthurt retard. Society has been spared many ills from these two little demons by their premature death. Do you think I'd be saying this if it seemed like they were being raised right? She's in the bathroom at a family event pointing a pistol with a drum mag at her cousin's head and livestreaming it. Where do you think these noglets are going in life? Use your brain cells you fucktard. ---- 183080874 ->>183080848 ->you missed out on young love and the opportunity is irrevocably gone ---- 183080896 ->>183080626 -That place she's at is near Hurricane, Utah. Been there many times. Cool spot to chill, as long as there's no gnat swarms. ---- 183080922 ->>183080626 -Love this webm so much kek. ---- 183080927 ->>183080868 -trannies would be sad that the little fucker got shot, I couldn't care less ---- 183080958 ->>183080626 ->me under the water biting her toes ---- 183080999 ->>183074455 (OP) -But WHAT ABOUT THE COFFEE? ---- 183081076 ->>183080874 -That's okay, you can still be an Internet moderator and take out your frustrations on others. There will even be a guarded chat to reinforce your pathologies if you start to think. ---- 183081090 ->>183080870 -You don’t “know” any of that and vegeta agrees that children deserve better. ---- 183081153 ->>183074455 (OP) -Hollywood hates Mexicans so they limit their appearances, Selena Gomez had a Cuban mother in Wizards of Waverly Place and Jenna Ortega has a Puerto Rican Father in Wednesday - -Seriously George Lopez got canceled for a made up caveman minority - -Hollywood loves it’s blacks and hates everyone else ---- 183081203 ->>183080874 -Yeah... That shit was pretty fun -Pretty sure I'd be in prison at my age if I was fucking the same aged girls I was when I was 14 ---- 183081204 ->>183081090 ->You don’t “know” any of that -they are facts, cry about it ---- 183081327 ->>183081090 -Okay so what's your explanation for how that situation came to be? Let's hear it. How did the 12 year old girl at the block party end up unsupervised with a gangster's weapon in the bathroom and how did she end up pointing it at her hoodied cousin's head? Go on, tell me bro. I'm sure there is a logical explanation for how this all happened under the supervision of good, clean, productive, responsible citizens, yes? Go on man, explain it to me. ---- 183081743 -How many tons of cum has mankind wasted across the ages? ---- 183081791 ->>183075381 ->>183076364 -never even began... ---- 183081844 ->open thread expecing 54 pictures and webms of selena ->mfw ---- 183081861 -Can we get back to hot brown actresses that should get more roles in TV shows and movies? ---- 183081877 ->>183077749 ->>183077435 ---- 183081880 ->>183080674 -Ok RABBI -Total nigger death ---- 183081952 ->>183081877 -AWOOOOGA ---- 183081965 ->>183080626 -I really really like women ---- 183082059 ->>183081965 -ok aaron rodgers, I believe you this time ---- 183082133 -I pay my cum tithe to this goddes with no delays. ---- 183082156 ->>183081327 -umm... socioeconomic problems, chud. Not their fault ---- 183082176 ->>183082133 -I wish I could coom in her pits and/or feet ---- 183082198 ->>183074455 (OP) -don't know don't care. ---- 183082282 ->>183081844 -This is now a Pudgens thread, deal with it -She aged way better than Selena anyways ---- 183082374 ->>183080674 -Why did children have a loaded gun in their hands? ---- 183082384 ->>183081327 ->never knew a better way ->deserved it -You choose to be this way because you are either or scared. I’m sorry, anon. I wish I could give you a hug. ---- 183082395 ->>183081880 -This honky eatin' hummus ---- 183082462 ->>183082374 -They feared for their lives from the Ultra MAGA KKK white supremacists who murder thousands of poor black folks every night. ---- 183082490 ->>183081861 -Just now noticed the Johnny Walker Blue Label because her amazing ass is so distracting ---- 183082532 ->>183082374 - Cause an irresponsible parent allowed a tragedy to happen that furthers support against 2a. But you dumb faggots are too busy chipping out over some dead nigger kids. ---- 183082559 ->>183074483 -I always found her hot (although a bit too much of a womanlet), but I didn't know she had tits like that. -So no I don't think that's it ---- 183082574 -Hudgens sporting the Chisty Mack look in last Bad Boys was very cute. - -Cute girl trying to pass as "tough" only looks cuter. ---- 183082615 ->>183082490 -I'd I were Ben, I'd go in face first every time we got in bed together. ---- 183082665 ->>183074455 (OP) -This is what actual big tits look like Briefags and not those sad flapjacks Brie has. ---- 183082673 ->>183077691 -He’s confirmed gay and also a jew ---- 183082677 ->>183081861 -Good lord ---- 183082751 ->>183077664 -These are so old. I mean, she’s skinny and still wears bikinis but she looks like an old lady now ---- 183083095 ->>183082751 -Spring Breakers came out in 2010 or something so yeah, this probably at least 14 years ago ---- 183083311 ->>183074455 (OP) -I want some leche. ---- 183083336 ->>183077940 -in gimp, just select the area you want then go to colors > levels and mess with the settings, also you can use the burn tool to make them slightly pop out more just turn down the opacity ---- 183083368 ->>183081791 -Was dude a fag? ---- 183083395 ->>183082282 -Pudgens doesn't have a crippling autoimmune disease. ---- 183083498 ->>183080674 -Go fuck yourself. Niggers are garbage. ---- 183083516 ->>183082532 -No we're celebrating it, good riddance ---- 183083580 ->>183078100 -That's how Cara got the job in the first place ---- 183083924 ->>183082751 -Oh yeah, horrible! Horrible old hag! Absolutely disgusting! ---- 183084098 ->>183083924 -Still would. Well and often. ---- 183084125 ->>183083368 -You dumb? he only fucks japanese girls ---- 183084177 ->>183082133 -I am so lonely bros ---- 183084269 ->>183084125 -Yellow fever fags are worse than normal fags. ---- 183084346 ->>183074455 (OP) -Hollywood moves from one petite latina actress to the next every few years or so. They tried pushing Selena for awhile, then it was Moner for a little bit, then Zegler, now it is Jenna Ortega. ---- 183084379 ->>183083924 ->cool wine aunt huj huj will never invite you over for a candlelight dinner -just end it ---- 183084634 ->>183083924 -She's gonna end up being super fucking hot until her 50s unless she does some terrible plastic surgery bullshit ---- 183084648 ->>183080626 -through pain returns a face from the past ---- 183084664 ->>183083924 ---- 183085081 ->>183074455 (OP) -you just now she fucks raw ---- 183085134 ->>183085081 -All latinas I’ve been with do ---- 183085172 ->>183085134 -Dangerous when they're so damn fertile. ---- 183085634 ->>183079641 -Bro, you can find a piece like that for $200-$500 the night in Colombia, Costa Rica, Mexico, Argentina, etc. ---- 183085707 ->>183074455 (OP) -Did she get implants? I didn’t know she had large breasts even with the weight gain. - -I personally don’t find her tract I’ve, her face really does not do it for me, but her breasts are very nice. ---- 183085760 ->>183079641 -Only fucked one latina and 1 negress back in my high school days -Probably should have tried it more but now I'm married to a blonde haired blue eyed woman of Belgium decent ---- 183085772 ->>183076804 -My wife has huge breasts. They were big to start with but pregnancy made them huge. Not gonna lie it is pretty nice. ---- 183085801 ->>183084346 -For me, it's Vicky. ---- 183085935 ->>183084346 ->>183085801 -Would cheat on my wife for Justice, Ortega, Pudgens, or Moner ---- 183086027 ->>183074455 (OP) -many such cases ---- 183086079 ->>183085634 -lol Colombian bitches cost literally $1 ---- 183086158 ->>183076523 ->the age of white women is over ->the time of the latina has come -It's true. The Jews thought they were eliminate the white race through BBC, but white will actually burn out in a glorious orgy of Latina insemination. ---- 183086331 -must watch selena kino? ---- 183086864 ->>183086331 -I love the booba veins but why tf is it going all the way to her arms wtf? ---- 183087046 ->>183086864 -people do be like that ---- 183087182 ->>183086864 -I can see my veins from my arms to my hands -#whiteprivelage ---- 183087232 ->>183087182 -all that means is you're dehydrated diff --git a/tv/183075273.txt b/tv/183075273.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f5699d958ae7fef1b82bddfded48e416177dea06..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183075273.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,538 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183075273 ->In a surprise finish, Universal’s wacky horror-comedy “Renfield,” which sees Nicolas Cage as Count Dracula and Nicholas Hoult as his rebelling henchmen, landed in fourth place with a disappointing $7.7 million from 3,375 locations. Heading into the weekend, it seemed like it would take the No. 2 slot. Instead, “Renfield” arrived behind Sony’s R-rated demonic thriller “The Pope’s Exorcist,” which also fell slightly short of expectations with $9.1 million, and Lionsgate’s “John Wick: Chapter 4.” ---- 183075331 ->>183075273 (OP) -universal is gonna rake money from mario, enough to cover any losses from this ---- 183075547 ->>183075273 (OP) ->I like vampires ->I like wacky comedy's ->I like Nicolas Cage -This sounds like my type of movie but I've never even heard of it until this thread. Probably because universal put all of their marketing budget into Mario. ---- 183075582 ->>183075547 -You have the most reddit taste I've ever seen. ---- 183075637 ->>183075273 (OP) -I mean it’s an indie looking movie with box office poison Nicholas Cage and Hoult. How is this supposed to bring money? ---- 183075643 ->>183075273 (OP) ->lets cast Nic Cage as Dracula in something that works as both a partial tribute to bela lugosi Dracula and a relaunch of the character in the modern era -Interesting enough idea, could work - ->lets make it a superhero action movie when renfield does slow motions kung-fu and takes on a SWAT team and the mob -... - -unironically completely retarded ---- 183075702 ->>183075547 -I'm more angry that you don't know how to properly pluralize comedy. ---- 183075707 ->>183075273 (OP) -The trailer prominently features a homosexual. I wonder why it flopped. ---- 183075759 ->>183075643 -The even stupider part is how they tried this exact thing several times already and it's flopped every single time. And now when superheroes are finally on the decline after decades, they think they can reinvigorate superheroes and not start the next big thing. Universal deserves to die for being so retarded. ---- 183075797 ->>183075273 (OP) -Here's the mistake they made: there's a democrat president, so zombie entertainment is what's in. That would be The Last of Us and Project Zomboid. When a Republican is president that's when you bring out vampire stuff. The Walking Dead infamously went into decline when Donald Trump came into office even though zombies where huge when Obama was in office. ---- 183076224 -Good. They deserve this for calling Tom Cruise mummy film a flop and blaming him when in fact it opened at 170M. There was no reason to cancel monster darkverse after that. Renfield is a standalone film and shows that the dark universe project had much more potential. I'm going to rewatch The Mummy right fucking now because of that. It's a much better film but ruined by setup for that now abandoned universe. ---- 183076904 ->>183075273 (OP) -They needed to focus exclusively on dracula and renfield. -Now they fucked it up. -Just make the mummy 2. ---- 183077210 ->>183075547 -same i wonder how it is? ---- 183077422 ->>183075273 (OP) -Universal didn't expect how huge Mario would end up and probably thought it's ok to release this 2 weeks in and they don't really care now because Mario's gonna rake in a billion. ---- 183077513 ->>183076904 -theres a rumored plan for mummy sequel that will move away from shared connections and should focus on psyhological side of nick morton and his relation with ahmanet -obviously they have to wait for tom cruise to finish his movies yet but some reports from empire magazine stating that cruise did the mummy for symbolic payout in exchange for extended contract for more films simply because he had fun in the process of making - -Empire film magazine was more positive, with Dan Jolin awarding the film three stars. "It's running and jumping grin-flashing business as usual for Cruise, once more on safe character territory as an Ethan Hunt-esque action protagonist who couples up with a much younger woman, while another woman chases after him," he wrote. "And if the next installment-teasing conclusion is anything to go by, Cruise seemed to have enough fun making this that he may just return for more." ---- 183077545 ->Vampire Comedy featuring Nic Cage flops -No way man. Anyways, it was destined to fade into cult obscurity. ---- 183077563 ->>183075273 (OP) -hoult is box office poison ---- 183077581 -Something tells me 90% of sales are from people who like Cage ---- 183077594 -Right off the bat “Renfield” is a terrible title. What the fuck is a Renfield? ---- 183077599 ->>183075273 (OP) -I want Renfield to succeed but anything that bombs featuring aquafina in it, is a win in my book. ---- 183077677 -It's a shit film that deserves to flop. -We wanted "Dracula is a shit boss but I have to work for him" and what we got is "I have to help this girl to use my capeshit powers to take on gangs of new orlean corrupting cops. Oh and there is Dracula too" crap. Fuck this movie. I agree with anons above, just make The Mummy chapter 2. ---- 183077731 ->>183077594 -Was Dracula's human servant in the OG. ---- 183077781 ->>183075273 (OP) ->In a surprise finish -Is it really a surprise though? The adverts look reddit as fuck, and I'm willing to bet that despite being all over the marketing, Nic Cage is probably in the actual movie for like 5 minutes or something. ---- 183077827 -so you ripped off what we do in the shadows but wacky tobaccky and bad -im supposed to go see this now? ---- 183077896 ->>183075643 ->lets also hire Cigar Frog and give her even more screen time than Cage ---- 183078053 ->>183077781 -Most of Cage scenes are already on Youtube.Only missing opening scene where he fights vampire hunters and ending sequence where they defeat him (but not really kill) -There's also scene where he visits Renfield in his new apartment. The rest is in trailers - -"I'm count Dracula, who are you?" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONX1paW-5-0 [Embed] - -"I'm the prince of Wallachia" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPV4tdpTTP0 [Embed] - -Followed by trailer scene "Let's Eat!" and that's pretty much all of Cagecula. ---- 183078159 ->>183077896 -casing aquafina as the female lead/love interest was like sabotaging their own movie. ---- 183078256 ->>183078053 ->"I'm the prince of Wallachia" ->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPV4tdpTTP0 [Embed] - -Swan Lake playing in the background was nice but of course "le funny Negro" trope. Is the whole comedy like this? Like the whole comedy acpects coming from deadly vicious Dracula and retards quipping? ---- 183078299 ->>183075273 (OP) -Nintendo Chads win again ---- 183078346 ->>183078256 -Pretty much. Swan Lake made me smile more than any attempts of dogshit 'comedy' they tried. Seriosuly comedy fals flat in this film and you have more fun when you see shit like red armor from 1992 Coppola's Dracula or Cage's "Nosferatou" looklike appearance when he's not fully regenerated. What a shit comedy when blatant fanservice makes you smile more than actual writing. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piSVS9EUC3Q [Embed] ---- 183078347 ->>183075547 -ill just torrent it, like every movie ---- 183078379 ->>183075547 ->theres only 15 min of cage's Dracula -maybe that's why ---- 183078428 ->>183078053 ->Most of Cage scenes are already on Youtube -Yeah, it's fairly obvious by the given plot of the film is more about Holt's character. Dracula only exists to set the plot into motion, and be the final boss. ---- 183078484 ->>183075547 -from what I got from the trailer it's very "ew you're mansplaining" type humour. ---- 183078493 ->people are getting bored with superhero movies ->perfect time for a refreshing take on Dracula ->they make it into a superhero movie -I swear to God Hollywood is full of idiots ---- 183078577 ->>183075331 -Mario is going to cover many flops ---- 183078629 ->>183078053 ->. ->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONX1paW-5-0 [Embed] - -He's legitimately creepy. Shame the movie flops and we will never see more of him like he teased. Or just give him a proper Dracula film and ignore this flop. Margot Robbie plays Harle Quinn in 3 DC films where 2 of them flopped hard. ---- 183078656 ->>183075273 (OP) -i liked it. it was bad but i liked it ---- 183078668 -Nobody wants to pay for side character spinoff cash-ins from better stories. At best they tolerate them when they are freely available. ---- 183078680 ->>183075331 -Nintendo Gets a good portion of that Mario movie money ---- 183078740 ->>183075273 (OP) -15 minutes of Cage maybe -basically capeshit comedy ---- 183078801 ->>183078629 -Yes, he is. He's really one of the best takes on classic Dracula. Remember Van Helsing? Cage is like this but actually done right. Roxbough was all talk no action. He was annoying as fuck and lame. Cage is feral, brutal, changes from gentleman to fucking animal in a second and continues gentleman talk with blood all over his face like it's nothing. - -Also the movie repeats The Mummy trope where monster slowly regenerates over time. Just like Ahmanet slowly changing from skeleton to queen, Dracula goes from completely burned form you see in the trailer to full Lugosi. Looks awesome with burned body. ---- 183078848 ->>183078629 -Cage Dracula movie, kino. nobody cares about capeshit Renfield ---- 183079029 ->>183078848 -Renfield guy was good too but writers turning him into Deadpool 2.0 ruined this. The best moment with Renfield are right at the begining where he just helps Dracula to get out of a magic ring by sliding his shoe and breaking the ring. Not superhero shit, it's like normal action you would expect from Renfield. - -And Cage in full Logosi look. Absolutely fucking nailed this, It would be hard to tell if you put black and white filter. ---- 183079092 ->>183079029 -Speaking of black and white. ---- 183079097 ->>183079029 -damn, i didn't realized how close to Bela Lugosi Cage could look. Now i wished this was just a Dracula movie instead ---- 183079135 ->>183079092 -And now just for giggles, compare with OG ---- 183079184 ->>183075273 (OP) -It’s probably a decent movie, but I’m not paying 15 dollars at a theater to see it when it’ll be on Netflix in a month ---- 183079329 ->>183079184 ->It’s probably a decent movie -if you're a huge awkwafina fan and like capeshit i guess ---- 183079374 ->>183079329 -Oh shit is she in it? Fuck that. I love Nic Cage and all but these new comedies are prime examples of “actors had more fun goofing around on set than the audience will have fun watching it”. ---- 183079421 ->>183079184 -not decent -ist garbage. everything apart from dracula and dracula lore is garbage. 80% of the film is renfield and awkafina investigating corrupt cops and tracking mafia then renfield fights swat and thats fucking all. deadpool with dracula at the begining. it even starts with 'you are probably wondering why im there..' shit. - -i wanted to like it but theres nothing decent about this. ive been waiting fucking 5 years for total fucking shit. critics praising this garbage are fucking retarded. ---- 183079451 ->>183079097 -They are. ---- 183079454 -Was pretty good, and the amount of people in the cinema didn't say bomb to me. ---- 183079515 ->>183079451 -No. Cage was surely cast because he looks like Carlos Villarias from the 1931 Spanish Dracula. ---- 183079642 ->>183079515 -Sharp eyebrows are from Lugosi obviously ---- 183080009 ->>183076224 -Soulless Chinese pandering garbage ---- 183080057 ->>183075273 (OP) ->Nicholas Hoult -i really loathe this guy -dont even know why ---- 183080089 -*crickets* ---- 183080129 ->>183078629 ->just give him a proper Dracula film and ignore this flop - -this the renfield is being abused by dracula comedy angle was retarded ---- 183080182 ->>183080089 -Stay till the end. There's lot of unused takes with Dracula in black and white and then 1930s style "Renfield" title card. End credits are better than action scenes. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gdXSf2s0Dc [Embed] ---- 183080203 -"Anon, thanks so much for taking me to see Renfield. As a thank you, after the movie, I'll suck your -- Blood! Bleh!" ---- 183080385 ->>183078379 -Wait are you serious? I was tempted to go see this just to see Vampire Nicholas Cage. ---- 183080404 ->>183075547 -I watched it last night it was pretty good just very gorey which is why marvel is a better movie franchise it doesn't rely on gore ---- 183080408 ->>183075273 (OP) -I went and saw it and it was retarded but entertaining. ---- 183080472 -From all the commercials I genuinely have no idea what type of movie it’s supposed to be ---- 183080487 ->>183077731 -And how is the audience supposed to know that? ---- 183080491 ->>183075547 -i saw the preview, it looks like the shittiest movie ever made. ---- 183080494 ->>183080404 ->>183080408 -How do they explain Renfield's death in the original film? Or Dracula coming back to life? Some anons said that they recreated original Dracula secenes for some moments. One anon said there's also Demeter trip briefly shown. ---- 183080530 ->>183080494 -None of them can really die basically dracula is truly immortal and most of the ways to kill him are probably false rumours. ---- 183080583 -People literally won't watch anything other than capeshit, and even that's flopping now. Youtube won ---- 183080615 ->>183075273 (OP) ->Renfield is going to reboot the Dark Universe! ->flops harder than The Mummy -Oh I am kekking ---- 183080697 ->>183080494 -Dracula is immortal. Can not be killed by stacks in heart or holy water, only stopped for a moment. Maybe sunlight can kill him for good because Cage avoids daylight and there's a scene they open sun visors and he espaces not to be burned. - -Basically Dracula at the end of 1931 was only stopped, not killed. ---- 183080788 ->>183076224 ->There was no reason to cancel monster darkverse after that. -True. Also, there's no beating an evil waifu. ---- 183080815 ->>183080487 -If you know Dracula, you know who Renfield is. If you don't know, you're what we RenFrenz call a "normie". ---- 183080845 ->>183080615 -Yeah, and they said it was a flop. Earning 170M was a flop in Universal eyes. Renfield making 7M doesn't help their monster verse. -I'm calling. None of other monster films they plan will ever tom Mummy's box office. Then they will call Cruise and ask for more. ---- 183080924 -Awkwafina is such an eyesore ---- 183080986 ->>183080009 -Chinks ban undead, zombies and skeletons. ---- 183081096 ->>183078629 ->where 2 of them flopped hard. -Birds of Prey cost less than Renfield and will have made 4xmore at least. Shit movie but it's nowhere near the level of bomb as this ---- 183081132 ->>183080615 ->here's why Renfield will avoid Dark Universe mistakes ->Renfield director explains what went wrong with Dark Universe and knows not to repeat these mistakes ->Renfield will reboot Dark Universe ->Here's why The Mummy could not establish Dark Universe and how a standalone Renfield film can lead to it's revival ---- 183081199 ->>183081132 ->RENFIELD HAS PERFECT FORMULA ---- 183081250 ->>183075273 (OP) -I was extremely interested when I thought it was going to be a real Dracula movie. When the trailer came out and I saw it's some irony-poisoned Warm Bodies style parody with capeshit quips I immediately stopped caring. ---- 183081296 ->>183081132 -Literally can't bruise Cruise. His movie wasn't great either but he's money making machine. I mean even look at reviews. The Mummy at 16% and Renfield at 58% but Cruise absolutely won despite bad reviews. ---- 183081298 -nobody gives a fuck about Nicolas Cage since he's become a reddit favorite. He needs to start taking real roles again. ---- 183081349 -This isn't even a 'real' Nicolas Cage role. It's a Ghost Rider situation where he gets to be mildly eccentric but otherwise the part wasn't written specifically for him and he doesn't get to do much of his classic Cage acting ---- 183081378 ->>183075273 (OP) -nobody wants to watch an Awkwafina movie ---- 183081399 ->>183081296 -You know extra irony? Monster hunters that made no sense in the mummy and everyone hated them in that film would be pectly fine here. Something like Jekyll's guys tracking Dracula's crime scenes while Renfield helps to hide the evidence makes much more sense than Renfield taking on corrupt cops and masia goons. ---- 183081434 ->>183081096 -> Birds of Prey cost less than Renfield - -In adjusted dollars, Renfield cost the same or a little less. But the box office for Renfield is a whole nother level of awful. ---- 183081440 ->>183075273 (OP) -Why not release it in late September or early October when people are feeling a little "spooky" for Halloween? Let's release it a week after Easter! Oh it flops? Must mean the market doesn't like monter movies I guess? Fucking idiots. ---- 183081463 -They should have just given up on the single monster movies years ago and done a modern House of Frankenstein/Dracula with bigger name actors playing all the monsters, that probably would have made some money. Clearly no one's really interested in the solo monster movies anymore. ---- 183081489 ->>183080845 -The Mummy was terrible, but it at least set the groundwork for an expanded universe. Universal gave up on the whole thing before it really got started. I don't know how they think some shitty comedy was supposed to reboot it. ---- 183081496 ->>183078159 -This ---- 183081509 ->>183081463 -Or just reboot Monster Squad. ---- 183081573 ->but at least international box office will save it -Nope. - -Starring Nicholas Hoult as the titular character and Nicolas Cage as Count Dracula, the modern-day re-imagining of the Transylvanian legend opened to an estimated $7.7 million domestically. It added another $2.3 million from overseas markets, for a global debut of $10 million. - -https://collider.com/renfield-global-box-office-10-million/ ---- 183081671 ->>183081463 -the single monster movies could work if they make them into fun action adventures like the 1999 Mummy. It took the basic framework of the original film (ancient mummy curse unleashed in the modern era) and updated it. The Tom Cruise Mummy took itself too seriously and ended up not being taken seriously at all. Then Universal flipped out, deciding to go a more comedic route and not take itself seriously at all, and it's a massive flop. ---- 183081817 ->I think audiences were turned off by too much Dracula in it, next time we do one of these we probably shouldn't show Dracula as much -You just know this is being brought up in studio meetings right now ---- 183081960 ->>183081716 -that was a flop, too, and a terrible movie ---- 183082143 ->>183081817 -They probably, and unironically, will call Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp to renew contracts. Then announce Depp's big return to silver screen after Amber trial. - -It's ovbious they don't mind spending money on these monster films. I mean who the fuck said 'okay so let's put 80 million for Renfield buddy cop comedy' and approved this idea? The movie shouldn't cost more than 20M and that's including Nic Cage's 5mil check. ---- 183082170 ->>183078053 -Absolutely terrible miscasting. If I had even a sliver of interest in seeing this, now I won’t even pirate it. ---- 183082277 ->>183081817 ->ok guys maybe Dracula is just over played, now we need sexy villain like in the mummy -Rumored Dracula's Daughter in works. ---- 183082294 ->$65 million budget -what in the fuck? I thought this was some cheap shit with 10% of that budget. It certainly looked that way in every trailer. No wonder this is a flop. Who is the audience for it? Nicolas Cage is a meme at this point with a small, ironic, internet-based audience. Barely anybody knows who Renfield is. And I can't think of the last vampire comedy that was a hit to begin with. ---- 183082332 ->Awkafina - -No chance Id see a movie with her in it. ---- 183082353 ->>183082294 ->>$65 million budget ->what in the fuck? -tax returns, it was 86m before - - ->Louisiana Economic Development reports that the total production cost of “Renfield” amounted to approximately $86 million. However, after tax rebates of over 40%, the makers’ expenses were reduced to around $45 million. After including salaries for the cast and crew, it brings the final total cost to $65 million, excluding prints and advertising expenses. According to industry sources, the makers allocated insufficient funds for marketing, and including break-even costs and all other expenses, the film ultimately cost the makers $150 million. ---- 183082403 ->>183082353 ->the film ultimately cost the makers $150 million -ouch. This is an all-time flop then. ---- 183082540 ->>183082353 -HOW THE FUCK THIS GARBAGE COULD COST 150M? JESUS CHRIST, THE MUMMY, WITH A TRIP TO EGYPT, FILMING IN LONDON AND CLISING MUSEUM PLUS RENTING ASTRONAUTS TRAINING JET COST 125M AND 195M WITH MARKETING SPENDS - -HOW SOMEONE AT UNIVERSAL MONSTERS STUDIO EVEN APPROVED THIS RENFIELD SCRIPT? ->HMM YOU KNOW WHAT, SUPERHERO RENFIELD JOINING A TRAFFIC COP IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO, HERE IS YOUR 150 MILLION SON, GO ON ---- 183082643 -it wasnt marketed at all i think. it must be horrible or just bland ---- 183082668 ->>183082540 -Tom Cruise covered costs of renting that plane and filming in London. They filmed The Mummy next to London's Scientology building, basically right behind it. ---- 183082672 -That actor playing dracula is a talentless idiot. Unwatchable after seeing Rumble Fish. ---- 183082755 -Global numbers are in. 10M. Not 10M extra just for foreign, it's 10M including domestic. ---- 183082921 -This seems more interesting tbqh. Both will probably get mogged by Eggers' Nosferatu though. ---- 183083045 ->>183078379 ->>183080385 -There's alot more screentime than that, but it's true it isn't in your face from start to finish. Imo it's done perfectly and not relied on to carry the film. Too much awkwfina tho ---- 183083082 ->>183075273 (OP) ->ctrl + f "trailer" ->7 results -I honestly think the trailers killed it. I was apparently one of the few people the advertising reached, and the first trailer had me interested but the second one totally lost me. ->the trailer is just a preview, if the trailer is shit the movie is shit -True to an extent but there's a lot of wiggle room. Some shitty movies look great in trailers. The second trailer was just a montage of red flags. ---- 183083182 ->>183082672 -Based rock dweller. ->>183082921 -I'm a little worried about Morb and Renfield poisoning the well for better vampire movies. Hopefully these two will right the ship. ->>183083045 ->Too much awkwfina tho -Is there an amount that isn't too much? ---- 183083189 ->>183083082 -this 30 sec tv spot was better than trailer - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwqwYgnD38c [Embed] ---- 183083320 ->>183083189 ->"that's dry clean only" ->she puts the gun down ->explanation continues ->gun is back -I know it's autistic of me but a continuity error in a trailer is kind of weird. -The b&w part in the beginning was cool though. It's like they had a lot of good ideas and then hired the most talentless marvel hack to write it. ---- 183083521 ->>183075547 ->I like vampires ->I like wacky comedy's ->I like Nicolas Cage -Why not just watch Vampire's Kiss instead? ---- 183083997 ->>183083320 -it's clearly because the dialogue is being presented out of order. The "dry clean only" bit is definitely meant to be toward the end when she lets her guard down and puts the gun away, but it's presented in the trailer as the middle part of the conversation. ---- 183084354 ->>183075547 -why not just admit you're a faggot? ---- 183084783 ->>183075273 (OP) -maybe they shouldnt be absolute fucking retards and release stuff like this in fucking mid april - -nobody cares about spooky shit 24/7 except the real weirdos -save that shit for sept-oct and odds are it would have had more people just watching in the spirit of halloween ---- 183084891 -i will remind them ---- 183085059 ->>183078159 ->we want the big box office numbers -Jesus christ ---- 183085269 ->>183075273 (OP) -mario was woke (peach was a whole different character) but at least there wasn't any race swapping - -i still don't know why they did this to peach after almost 40 years of establishing her character ---- 183085305 ->>183085059 -I have yellow fever and this bitch is too annoying and not cute enough to put up with. Box office death. ---- 183085316 ->>183078299 ->respects their fans -nintendo is the most disrespectful they can be towards fans - ->doesn't car.. -oh, it's opposite points ---- 183085330 ->>183080203 ->after the movie -why not during it? ---- 183085423 ->>183075331 -Universal makes a lot of money in October ---- 183085471 ->>183075797 -Why is this? ---- 183085609 ->>183075273 (OP) -They tried to bring back a classic Universal monster in the most Reddit way possible. It deserved to flop. ---- 183085692 ->>183075273 (OP) -All the hype for this was "Nick Cage plays Dracula!" and then it turns out it's a quippy irony-poisoned comedy about that one guy from the X-Men prequels and Cage only has like 10 mins screentime. ---- 183086008 -Dracula was easily the best part of the movie and he's barely in it ---- 183086030 ->>183085471 -I don't know. If I had to make a guess, I'd say that the out party is looking for more escapism than the in-party. Vampires represent wealthy aristocracy "sucking the blood" out of the lower class, which could be why vampire works are more popular with democrats. Zombies can represent all sorts of things but mainly they represent a return to self-reliance and self-defense which are popular themes with republicans. ---- 183086134 ->>183076224 -There was no need for cruise they have the frasier films ---- 183086345 ->183083182 ->183082921 -Not watching your interracial dracula ---- 183086434 ->>183086030 ->vampire works are more popular with democrats -There's always a relative balance of party members, and media always leans democrat, so I would say it's more about which theme is more timely. -It's interesting that the more gun-friendly genre, zombies, are more popular when there's a democrat president. -I would add that religion is effective against vampires while irrelevant with zombies. ---- 183086474 ->>183075273 (OP) -It looks like shit tbqh ---- 183086511 ->>183086008 ->>183085692 -Wait Dracula is barely in the movie? What happens the entire run time then? ---- 183086562 ->>183086511 -Renfield eats ze bugs, does John Wick shit, and talks about problematic relationships. Just watch the final trailer, it spoils everything. ---- 183086631 ->>183076224 -The difference is Renfield cost a bit of money and will make no profit but Mummy cost a shitload of money and made no profit. That's why Dark Universe got cancelled. ---- 183086710 ->>183086631 -mummy made 20m profit ---- 183086803 ->>183086434 -Yeah, that's why I don't claim I have an actual answer. And for all I know, zombies are more popular with democrats and vampires are more popular with republicans. I have no data to back up anything other than that vampire media is more popular when a Republican is president and zombie media is more popular when a Democrat is president, which is an observable phenomena. ---- 183086974 ->>183086803 -Well that's definitely an interesting observation so thank you. -FWIW, I'm Republican and played a shitload of zombie games during the early 10s trend but prefer vampires now and haven't felt like returning to zombie during the Biden years. ---- 183086984 ->>183086562 -Does he get borderline superpowers from the bugs? ---- 183087017 ->>183086984 -Yes. It's in the trailers sempai. ---- 183087036 ->>183086984 ->borderline -full on superfast, superstrong and super resistance - -its deadpool ---- 183087090 ->>183087017 ->>183087036 -I’m glad I lost all interest in this movie when I saw Awkafina was starring in it. I wanted to see Nick Cage hamming it up as Dracula and it sounds like he’s barely in the movie at at all. ---- 183087173 ->>183086974 -You should try Zomboid. Aside from the simple 2.5D graphics it's basically the ultimate open-world zombie game that I always wanted. diff --git a/tv/183076089.txt b/tv/183076089.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 689965b6be60098fee4920f5e043360d708ed89a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183076089.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,269 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183076089 -Why do woman love Studio Ghibli so much? ---- 183076106 -its twee ---- 183076115 ->>183076089 (OP) -"aesthetics" ---- 183076143 -idk but i once achieved coitus with a female due to knowing some ghibli stuff. thank you miyazaki. ---- 183076155 -every bitch loves ghibli until you put on pompoko and she looks at you like you're an alien ---- 183076174 ->>183076089 (OP) -most of the protagonists are woman ---- 183076236 -soi feminist shit ---- 183076365 -I watched Princess Mononoke with my mom and every time the women of Iron Town (literal whores) made fun of the men she laughed. ---- 183076427 ->>183076089 (OP) -Their vaginas ---- 183076464 ->>183076089 (OP) -Because Disney told them to love it. ---- 183076480 -which Ghibli movie will get me the most pusy bros? ---- 183076497 ->>183076365 -none of this happened but you wish it did for some reason ---- 183076538 ->>183076497 ->let me tell you about your life ---- 183076549 ->>183076480 -Porco Rosso. Bitches love antifascists. ---- 183076565 ->>183076497 -Yeah and she's not tonguing my wound rn either whatevs bro ---- 183076593 ->>183076538 -i’m a liberal -i get to tell you what you do and why you do it ---- 183076610 ->>183076089 (OP) -Women hate white men ---- 183076626 ->>183076549 -is that what you tell yourself at night? ---- 183076661 ->>183076089 (OP) -As Schopenhauer said, woman are in-between children and men. Ghibli films are kids cartoons with a slightly more adult edge in some respects. It’s perfect for women ---- 183076734 ->>183076610 -then why do they rate them as most attractive and desired globally ---- 183076805 -Kek, no woman watches fucking anime, this is your american tranny headcannon ---- 183076835 ->>183076089 (OP) -Because the movies are good. ---- 183076865 ->>183076805 -I went to see Suzume and there were two qt Asian dorks. ---- 183076933 ->mostly european settings with no diversity -how long until liking ghibli is problematic? ---- 183076973 ->>183076089 (OP) -woman like to pretend to like anime. ---- 183077012 ->>183076933 -honestly good question -if chuds made a new movement like “it’s ok to be white” but instead became weebs and championed asian media as the new white nationalist entertainment of choice it would force these movies to become insanely pozzed instantly -good people simply aren’t allowed to enjoy anything anymore ---- 183077089 ->>183077012 -When has anime ever worried about being woke? ---- 183077100 ->>183076933 -This thread was started by a seething leftoid ---- 183077104 ->>183076089 (OP) ->Why do women like japanese disney movies so much? ---- 183077226 ->>183077089 -it hasn’t -but disney is involved now and everything i said could happen will happen ---- 183077334 ->>183076089 (OP) ->pretentious ->foreign ->japanese (bonus points) ->overtly full of hidden meanings & metaphors (i.e. appearance of intelligence) ->magical and fantastical ->but not too overly done; still digestible by average audience - -women couldn't tell you a fuckin thing about what any of the political commentaries or influences are, or what they actually mean. Their favorite movie is an artistically beautiful foreign film with a deeper message and dark tones, so that makes them interesting by proxy. ---- 183077694 ->>183077226 -Yes but the majority of mangaka can get money elsewhere. Disney doesn't make a dent on the anime industry. ---- 183077920 ->>183076805 -Young girls do, which is what we're into ---- 183077926 ->>183076089 (OP) -kino and soul, faggot ---- 183078023 ->>183076089 (OP) -they have better taste than (you) ---- 183078207 ->>183076805 -do ghibli movies really count as anime, i just call them cartoons ---- 183078245 ->>183076089 (OP) -"Women" ---- 183078328 ->>183076089 (OP) - Most of the films are fun adventures with female protagonists, I imagine they don't get a lot of those. ---- 183078376 ->>183078207 -Of course they do, are you dumb? ---- 183078380 ->>183077914 -Is she the cutest Ghibli girl? ---- 183078400 ->>183077334 ->picrel -LOL NOOO MUH SECWET CLUB LMAO ---- 183078566 ->>183077334 -This image was satire before people started posting it unironically. ---- 183078587 ->>183078400 ->>183078566 -yikes lmao why not just say “stop making fun of me” ---- 183078604 ->>183078400 ->>183078566 -samefag ---- 183078608 ->>183078400 -I know you're probably looking for (You)s, and just le epic troll, but that's clearly not the point of that comic, it's about how if you join a group/hobby, you should enjoy for what it is, and not change literally everything about it. ---- 183078633 ->>183078376 -you're telling me this counts as anime? -feels more like a cartoon to me. And it's too kino to be associated with anime ---- 183078670 ->>183078633 -this movie. is borderline cp ngl ---- 183078682 ->>183078633 -Who cares? It's just a word. ---- 183078707 ->>183078587 ->>183078604 -t. brown guys who think they are founding members ---- 183078726 ->>183078707 -only nonwhites say this shit ---- 183078738 -I've met a few women who like ghibli. If i have to say, they are japanese disney ---- 183078751 ->>183078633 ->it's too kino to be associated with anime -Based ---- 183078779 ->>183078707 -post tits ---- 183078812 ->>183078633 -In the west, anime just means Japanese animation, so yes it's anime. ---- 183078842 ->>183076089 (OP) -We just do ---- 183078879 ->>183078633 -seriously tho some anime films deserve to be treated as movies because how much kino they’re ---- 183078907 ->>183076805 -Absolutely delusional ---- 183078912 ->>183078842 ->We -tranny please ---- 183079168 ->>183078380 -yes ---- 183079213 ->>183078707 -lmao do people really brag about being founding members of fan groups? lol no wonder getting a gf is impossible for you ---- 183079442 ->>183078633 ->that ending where they just take her back to the moon ---- 183079728 ->>183078879 -this is kind of what I was talking about. -Personally, while I pretty much hate anime in general, I definitely recognize that there a couple gems in there if you dig a little. -I was just thinking of what to call them, because they're simply 'too good for anime' so to speak (and I wouldn't want to tell anyone have actually watched anime). I brought up "cartoons/animated films that happen to be made in japan" instead of anime, but anons just scoff at me. -Sounds a bit silly, but maybe you get the idea ---- 183079768 ->>183076089 (OP) -Idunno but Grave of the fireflies is pure kino ---- 183079856 ->>183079168 -Kiki is peak comfy kino. ---- 183080003 ->>183076089 (OP) ->usually a female protagonist ->magical realism ->almost always a romance side plot ->cute artwork ->environmentalist messages -Is it really that mysterious to you that women might like this? ---- 183080281 ->I will not name him, but there is a great master of animation who always takes a young woman as his heroine. And to be frank I think he does it because he does not have confidence in himself as a man. This veneration of young women really disturbs me and I do not want to be part of it. ---- 183080360 ->>183080281 -He actually does it because he was one of the first to realize that people would prefer to watch a cute anime girl rather than some dude in their gook cartoon movies. ---- 183081607 ->>183076626 -Holy shit, this the most accurate image I've ever seen on 4chan. ---- 183082633 ->>183079168 -I believe there's no way you can make something this beautiful, innocent and wholesome without having some degree of admiration for little girls ---- 183082871 ->>183076089 (OP) -It promotes a very traditional lifestyle despite all of the goofy little characters. They can embrace what feminism took away from them while pretending it's all about forest spirits or some such shit. ---- 183083001 -some of it is very good -that doesn't make anime good ---- 183083494 ->>183082871 -Kinda reminds me of that cottagecore "aesthetic" (zoomers call everything an "aesthetic") ---- 183083830 ->>183078633 -Say it: anime is kino. ---- 183083945 ->>183080281 -He does it because they are all based on some waifu of his from a 50s anime. ---- 183083985 ->>183076365 -I watched Grave of the Fireflies with my Mom and she got so sick of "Nii-chan" being replaced with "Seita" in every single instance of the subtitles that she angrily turned to face me and demanded to know "What is she actually saying!". ---- 183084070 ->my favorite miyazaki movie? Why it's Castle of Cagliostro. Studio Ghibli? What? Never heard of that. ---- 183084211 ->>183076480 -it's always howl's moving castle ---- 183084753 ->>183084211 ->will you still love me if I turn into an old lady or a scarecrow? ---- 183085509 ->>183084753 -thank god i love her enough to put up with this ---- 183086623 ->>183076089 (OP) -panty shots ---- 183086665 ->>183083985 ---- 183086816 ->>183076626 -99% sure disneys most successful spic-flick is Cars and its sequels, not that its very related to this message just wanted to bring that up ---- 183086894 ->>183076089 (OP) ->Why do woman love Studio Ghibli so much? -For the same reason why trannies love animu. ---- 183087032 ->>183083985 -Grave of the Fireflies is one of the most manipulative POS Japanese films I've ever watched. ->P-preasu feeru sowwy for our chiruduren! We were za vicutims obu za war! diff --git a/tv/183076925.txt b/tv/183076925.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 80f06661db9d88e818de1bdf1f6069fd9c684f09..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183076925.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,637 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183076925 -Asuka is best girl ---- 183076996 ->>183076925 (OP) -Best at being the worst ---- 183077027 ->>183076925 (OP) -Just finished End of Evangelion. -Are the remake movies worth watching? ---- 183077031 ->>183076925 (OP) -Correct. Reifags are delusional simps who don't know the PLEASURE of TAMING a FIERY woman. ---- 183077057 ->>183077027 -None ---- 183077058 ->>183077027 -No. Not unless you really liked Eva and want more of it. ---- 183077082 ->>183076925 (OP) ->>183076996 -we all know who was best girl ---- 183077093 ->>183076925 (OP) -fratboy ---- 183077094 ->>183076996 -plank of wood personality ---- 183077107 ->>183077031 -it you want her to be tame why not just go for the emotionless fuckdoll ---- 183077128 ->>183077107 -no fun ---- 183077131 ->>183077058 -I do want more, and now i'm dissapointed there isn't more to watch. The movie was awesome, even if my brain started shutting off towards the end as the voices were blabbering exposition at me. ---- 183077142 ->>183077128 -which is what you'll be saying when you tame the other one. ---- 183077215 ->>183076925 (OP) ---- 183077259 ->>183076925 (OP) ->>183076996 -Actual best girl stomping through. ---- 183077450 -Rei II > Asuka > Misato > Rei III > Rei I ---- 183077457 ->>183077259 -pls ---- 183077511 ->>183076925 (OP) -For me, it's Ms. Misato. ---- 183078677 ->>183076925 (OP) ---- 183078756 ->>183076925 (OP) -Goth asuka is even better. ---- 183078816 -Maya. ---- 183078822 ->>183077027 -Rebuild 1 is a slog to get through since its just redoing the TV series. Rebuild 2 is shit. Rebuild 3 is also shit and doesn't feel like Anno was behind it. Rebuild 4 is the most interesting and experimental one with a lot of meta, introspective shit like EoE. ---- 183078833 ->>183078677 ---- 183078844 ->>183077031 -You can't tame her m8 ---- 183079148 ->>183078844 -yes you can ---- 183079185 ->>183078844 -You can with rape. ---- 183079190 ->>183078822 ->Rebuild 4 is the most interesting and experimental one with a lot of meta, introspective shit like -just get a gf, lol ---- 183079222 ->>183076996 - -But she is Shinji's mother... ---- 183079371 ->>183077031 -I kind of flipflop on who I like more but I kind of land on that Asuka would be more fun to be around, as long as she's accepting of you ---- 183079540 ->>183077094 -https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1681336635619457.webm -consneed, Rei is fun and cool ---- 183079595 ->>183078756 -based ---- 183079662 ->>183079540 -this alternate rei is a different person and must be labelled as such. ---- 183079690 -does anyone have that vocaroo of Asuka scalding you for not being able to bench 3pl8? ---- 183079737 ->>183079222 ->he self inserts as Shinji ---- 183079798 ->>183079737 - -I do. And I am tired of pretending I am not. ---- 183079984 -Realistically this is how Asuka would respond to any anons advances ---- 183080041 ->>183079340 -I...want to lick it... ---- 183080117 ->>183078822 -I actually like 2 since it kept the broad strokes of the story the same while still changing a lot. Pretty much what I wopuld want out of an Eva remake. ---- 183080168 ->>183079984 -Good thing I'm aloof, quiet and withdrawn. ---- 183080274 ->>183080060 -Dayum! ---- 183080315 ->>183076925 (OP) -Asuka is the entry level choice ->>183077082 -Kaworu is the sophisticated pc user choice ->>183076996 ->>183079540 -Rei is the trancendant, all encompassing divine mother that is always watching over you regardless of your choice - -aside from waifushit Just rewatched Eva and EoE and I think it holds up pretty well. The first time through the egotrip episodes was confusing but after seeing it again it fits really well. Unfiltered mind it would probably look really chaotic like that. I'm not sure about canon but it feels like Eva was the internal view of the pilots and EoE was what was actually going on in the world around shinji as his ego broke down ---- 183080451 ->>183076925 (OP) -I'm such an idiot. I always enter threads like this hoping for actual discussion about the show but there never is any ---- 183080488 ->>183077027 ->>183077058 -Don't listen to this guy, the rebuilds are nothing like the show ---- 183080512 ->>183080476 ---- 183080538 ->pedo -You all need to kill yourselves ---- 183080550 ->>183077027 -1 is basically the first few episodes condensed into a movie. Kind of a snore. -2 is a little different and ends on quite a cool cliffhanger that changes the story immensely. -3 throws away a lot of what 2 set up and is just weird gay and a completely different direction. -4 keeps moving along with the plot of 3 and is kind of like eoe but much lighter. The animation in 4 is quite simply amazing. ---- 183080584 ->>183076925 (OP) -Fuck no, Misato maybe. ---- 183080684 ->>183080451 -what do you want to talk about ---- 183080717 ->>183076996 -that describes Rei, yes. ---- 183080738 ->>183080488 -Rebuild one is literally the first handful of eps over again ---- 183080740 -What's the point of this show, is it just a big shagging fest where they're all fucking the boy? ---- 183080765 ->>183076925 (OP) -Asuka is a bitch and Rei is boring. I don't get the appeal of either of them. ---- 183080799 ->>183080041 -her asuhole? ---- 183080804 ->>183080451 -that ship has kind of sailed, even on /a/ -Evangelion discussion has been a staple of this website as long as I've been here but I think a lot of the *actual* discussion for the series was being driven by the wait for the rebuild movies, especially the 4th one. I noticed a very steep decline in Eva discussion shortly after the last rebuild movie had widespread release. I don't mind though because this series has been picked apart and evaluated all over the internet and on 4chan probably more than any series I can think of, I just think that a lot of oldtimers who would show up and discuss this series over the years finally got tired of having the same discussions all the time. I imagine if the franchise came to end with the 3rd rebuild movie, discussion would have died off way sooner, but the 8 year gap for the 4th movie kept the ball rolling ---- 183080809 -Mari is unironically the best Evangelion girl and this is not up for debate. ---- 183080919 ->>183077027 -They aren't remakes, they are a canon continuation of the story and differentiate from the main movies in several ways. They are required viewing for any true Eva fan. ---- 183080936 ->>183080804 -WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RELEASE THE CAMRIP? HOW CAN THE JAPS NOT FILM IT AND UPLOAD WITH SUBTITLES? DO THEY NOT CARE ABOUT WESTERN FANS? ---- 183080939 ->>183076925 (OP) -Misato is best girl ---- 183080991 ->>183080809 -the last 10 minutes of the final rebuild movie are unadulterated kino, the ending is perfect and that's not up for debate -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmcwrb8OIs [Embed] ---- 183081003 ->>183076925 (OP) ->ywn have a hotheaded spunky 14 year old gf again ---- 183081005 ->>183076925 (OP) -true, very true ---- 183081008 -Gothloli Asuka is amazing. - ->>183080799 -Hell no, I meant her asscheeks covered by the plugsuit. ---- 183081031 ->>183080730 -nice little shot of Asuka's precious foot, saved ---- 183081063 ->>183080740 -That's about as far off as you could get ---- 183081085 -As someone who doesn't know really anything about Eva, why do they keep remaking the first couple episodes of the show over and over again decades later? I don't get it. ---- 183081092 ->>183081003 ->ywn have a hotheaded spunky 14 year old gf ---- 183081174 -I watched the rebuild before the og ---- 183081187 ->>183078816 -looks like a boy you fucking fag. short hair is disgusting ---- 183081276 ->>183077057 ->>183077058 ->>183078822 ->>183080488 ->>183080550 ->>183080919 -I guess i will watch them even if you guys are divided, since it's gonna be new animation (i hope) ---- 183081277 ->>183080809 -Mari has the smelliest feet of all the Eva girls ---- 183081297 ->>183078816 -That's just shinji with tits. ---- 183081515 ->>183081187 ->>183081297 -Tastelets please go ---- 183081649 ->>183081085 ->over and over again - -They did it once, for the first Rebuild movie. The second movie is half old stuff half new, 3rd and 4th are entirely new content. And they did it because of money, plain and simple. Hideaki Anno was somehow able to retain the rights to Evangelion when Gainax went under and he wanted to ensure his studio would have enough funding for an entire lifetime. ---- 183081714 ->>183081515 -a cute ---- 183081776 ->>183081714 -this entire sequence is fucking nightmare fuel ---- 183081833 ->>183081714 -is this gay ---- 183081914 ->>183081833 -Yes, Lilith is appearing before every human being on the planet in the image of the person they love the most, to coax them into Instrumentality willingly. Maya was secretly in love with Ritsuko ---- 183081925 ->>183081833 -try imagining the scene with 2 guys instead ---- 183081954 -i prefer the live action version ---- 183082181 ->>183081954 -not that one ---- 183082448 ->>183078816 ->TANGED ---- 183082486 ->>183081003 ---- 183082513 ->>183082181 -Shirogane is a goddess. ---- 183082623 ->>183082513 -And so is China dress Asuka. ---- 183083254 ->>183082181 ---- 183083474 ->>183081914 ->secretly ---- 183083511 ->>183077082 -yeah, shinji ---- 183083599 ->>183077082 -That fucking faggot ---- 183083638 ->>183077082 -I identify more with him than any other anime character. What does that say about me? ---- 183083659 ->>183083638 ->>183083599 ---- 183083662 ->>183081914 ->tfw no one to love ---- 183083732 ->>183083659 -Okay, but tell me something I don't know. ---- 183083826 ->>183083254 -more ---- 183083895 ->>183080117 -Asuka got dunked into a garbage can for the second movie ---- 183083934 ->>183081063 -So he sees everyone else having sex and he starts raping and pillaging like some one man Nanjing Massacre? ---- 183084056 ->>183079690 -Is this it? -https://vocaroo.com/1oKFEPguYMCb ---- 183084371 ->>183084056 -THAT'S IT ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH, 3PL8 BENCH HERE I COME ---- 183084427 ->>183084139 ->Rei ---- 183084484 ->>183081187 -It's Ok to be gay anon ---- 183084494 ->>183084212 ---- 183084553 -Is there anything more to Evangelion than that the protag actually quit in key moment? ---- 183084583 ->>183082181 -Imagine the smell ---- 183084593 ->>183076925 (OP) -why is a 10 minute clip 3 gb big ---- 183084615 ->>183077027 -Hell no ---- 183084669 ->>183076925 (OP) -Second place on a good day ---- 183084733 ->>183081003 ->again ---- 183084840 ->>183076925 (OP) -Goddamn you half-Japanese girls -Do it to me every time -Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello -And I'm jello, baby ---- 183084957 -Rei is a bird ---- 183084959 ->>183078822 -To me 4 seemed like it was much more along the lines of what Anno was trying to convey in the TV ending but with actual animation this time. While far from perfect I enjoyed it the most out of the Rebuilds overall. ---- 183085024 ->>183084957 -Caw. ---- 183085375 ->>183084840 -Shinji listens to XTC, not Weezer. He isn't a total loser. ---- 183085437 ->>183083826 -forget her name, sorry. wsr will provide. ---- 183085443 ->>183076925 (OP) -Asuka should be lobotomized and kept on life support as a cum dump and breeding sow. ---- 183085735 ->>183085443 -not far off from how she ended up ---- 183086811 ->>183085735 -So Asuka is a clone in the rebuilds? I don't get it - -I get the sense that Anno doesn't really care about the in-universe story of the rebuilds and it's more just him working out his issues over fame and his relationship to Evangelion as a franchise ---- 183086837 ->>183077456 -What is this? -what is this?! -WHAT IS THIS?! ---- 183086961 ->>183083662 -This shit stabbed deep. ---- 183087070 ->>183077027 ->Are the remake movies worth watching? -Absolutely, if you're not a retarded faggot. ---- 183087539 ->Poofy dress Asuka -My heart! ---- 183087585 -how has nobody posted the canon best girl? ---- 183087673 ->>183077027 ->Are the remake movies worth watching? -The first two are Cliff's Notes fan fiction. -The second two are basically God Emperor of Dune played out in the NGE universe. ---- 183087691 ->>183087585 -wdym the whole thread is full of asuka ---- 183087797 ->>183087691 ---- 183087872 ->>183087585 -she is a boring, forced character and exists only to fulfill the director's fantasies (ironic because he constantly bashes his fans about this) of what a perfect waifu is ---- 183087910 ->>183087585 ->canon -funny, since she's not canon ---- 183087952 ->>183077027 -READ THE MANGA ---- 183088016 ->>183087952 -what are some reasons to read the manga? More detailed story? ---- 183088028 ->>183081276 -DON'T DO IT -YOU CAN'T GO BACK -IGNORANCE IS BLISS -READ THE MANGA ---- 183088064 ->>183086811 -I don't remember them going indepth with it but I think it's a similar thing to the Rei clones in NGE -I'd need to rewatch 2.0 (which I really don't want to) because I cant remember but I think Asuka might have died due to being trapped in her Eva..In 2.0 if I recall correctly, Asuka played the role that Toji played in the original series of getting trapped in the angel infected Eva unit..Asuka's DNA might have been harvested or something to make all those clones, idk ---- 183088068 ->>183087952 -manga isn't canon, chud ---- 183088070 ->>183088028 -well damn just tell me then ->>183088016 ---- 183088072 ->>183088016 -The manga is basically NGE as written by someone who didn't like the original ending or thought it was a genuine flaw with EoE that Shinji didn't beat up the Mass Production Evas in the end - -it's the original story but epicer for fanboys ---- 183088103 ->>183081277 -Yes, she is the best girl, as previously stated ---- 183088122 ->>183088072 -Was it not written by the creator of NGE? -I'll have to check it out ---- 183088127 ->>183083934 -The show is 'what if [something]' but instead of like every other show/movie the mc does a whole bunch of unreasonable unrealistic things he instead acts 100% understandably and relateably and this drives people insane for some reason. ---- 183088158 ->>183086837 -I think some PS2 game ---- 183088304 ->>183088158 ---- 183088338 ->>183088072 ->>183088016 -The Manga and NGE both started at the same time, but the manga took something like 15 years to finish. - -It is, for the most part the same, some character details like Shinji playing the Cello are seen more thanks to the extra space afforded by the format. Irrc Kowaru is introduced sooner and is a more fleshed out character therefore. - -Yeah, the endining is slightly different, but unlike the rebuilds that shit on everything it's more just an alternate take. - -I'm not sure where the lorefags current stand post 3.0+1.0 but previously the manga was seen as the first iteration of Evangelion in the time loop. ---- 183088416 ->>183083638 -it means you should be my bf ---- 183088490 ->>183088338 ->Irrc Kowaru is introduced sooner and is a more fleshed out character therefore. -That's good because iirc he was introduced at the end of one episode and then died in the middle of the next, which was jarring. ->I'm not sure where the lorefags current stand post 3.0+1.0 but previously the manga was seen as the first iteration of Evangelion in the time loop. -Wait what? These iterations of NGE are seen as timeloops? ---- 183088546 ->>183081003 ->again -At least you had it you asshole. At least you have the memories. ---- 183088661 ->>183076925 (OP) -She is built for Mass Produced Eva cock ---- 183088712 ->>183088127 ->he instead acts 100% understandably and relateably and this drives people insane for some reason. -I think that really depends on what sort of person you are. Shinji acts like an extremely introverted pussy for pretty much the entire duration. And I'm sure to some, that is very relatable. But there are plenty of people who have a spine and self-confidence, who had them a young age, to whom it undoubtedly is annoying to see this kid get all of the opportunities of their teenage fantasies and completely squander them. - ->Older women lasciviously flirt with him - b-but.. she drinks.. beer... ->One of the few able to pilot a world-saving mecha - b-but.. what if I.. c-can't do it.. good? ->Training in the world saving mecha so you can do better next time - completely dissociates ---- 183088811 ->>183076925 (OP) -What do they do if they have to peepee/poopoo while in the Evas and plugsuits? ---- 183088873 ->>183088158 ->>183086837 ->>183077456 -It was some weird free, Japanese PS3 game. I had a jp PAN account to get demos of games that weren't out yet, and saw this. I remember having Misato's 3D model telling me stuff. I had no idea what the game was about though. I'll try to login to my JP account when I'm done lifting and maybe I can redownload it. ---- 183088879 ->>183088811 ->PLUG suit ---- 183088903 ->>183088811 -Eva's can only hold a charge of like 5 minutes when they get unplugged and most sorties seem to be based around eliminating the threat as soon as possible. So they just have to hold it, or go before a mission. ---- 183088926 ->>183080991 -The Rebuilds were such a mss but I'll freely admit I teared up when One Last Kiss started playing ---- 183088943 ->>183088490 -I just took a second look at the changes as described by the wiki, there's a lot wrt characters that's probably /worse/ than nge, but also nothing too significant, so probably worth a read. Again, the rebuilds take a huge stinking dump all over everything so in comparison I don't think the manga could be nearly as offensive. ->Wait what? These iterations of NGE are seen as timeloops? -Spoilers ahead. read at your own risk: -TLDR: The final movie is literally called 3.0+1.0, of course it's a loop bro. - -Right from the start of 1.0 there were indications of a timeloop going on. Fans quickly picked up on this and compiled all the evidence into something rather compelling. Some of the changes that indicated the loop could be seen as just homages, others were far harder to write off. Meanwhile word of God said that there was no timeloop. Fans continued to theorise anyway and at some point the Manga got tied into this theory too, despite the creator of that claiming his work was entirely his own and had no relation to the rebuilds whatsoever, keep in mind the manga ended like 6 years after the rebuilds had already started. The previously assumed to be titled 4.0 was eventually announced as 3.0+1.0 which seemed to be the final confirmation that Eva was in fact a timeloop except... - -This is personal conjecture but I think in the huge gap between 3.0 and 3.0+1.0 Anno changed his mind about a lot of stuff and so ultimately went in a different direction. Rather than being a strict timeloop, Anno sort've self inserted himself into the universe as a Gendo being controlled by outside, meta forces, and made *all* incarnations of Evangelion canon. Yes, *all*, every spin off manga, every random game, even the fucking pachinko machines. These are all canon evangelion timelines/timeloops/instances/parallel universe, and Gendo/Shinji/Anno cut his ties to all of them. Goodbye All Evangelions. The final "loop", 3.0+1.0 ends in a new world with no evas. ---- 183089048 ->>183080991 -Contains Mari so impossible ---- 183089153 ->>183088903 ->let loose a turd ->it floats around in the LCL while you are trying to concentrate on kicking the ayy-lmao in the weird "family jewels" thing. - -I would hope they have some sort of filtration system going on. ---- 183089180 ->>183089153 -they arent naked in there ---- 183089221 -It's morally okay for Shinji and Misato to have sex ---- 183089246 ->>183089221 ---- 183089287 ->>183089246 ---- 183089349 ->>183088943 -Interesting stuff. Reminds me of a quote from GRRM that goes something like, if you write a murder book series, and people already figured out who the killer is in the first book, then you can't simply change your mind since you already inserted all the clues and foreshadowing. ---- 183089353 -Is there a single better shot of Asuka in NGE? ---- 183089650 ->>183089349 -GRRMs trick is to just insert 10x as many clues as go with the outcome noone predicted (^: ---- 183089754 ->>183089650 -True enough ---- 183089817 ->>183089650 -GRRM's trick is to never finish the fucking books so he can laugh at his fans and their theories in the afterlife, probably while chowing down on capons, lamprey pies and delicious lemon honey drizzled pastries. ---- 183089852 ->>183089287 ---- 183089856 ->>183089353 ---- 183089915 -How do I get an Asuka gf? ---- 183089951 ->>183089650 -I don't know about that, most of the twists that are revealed in the books aren't very esoteric. The ASOIAF theory community going insane into hidden clues is more a product of the lack of books rather than something from the books themselves. ---- 183089961 -As a man of culture I appreciate the finer things in life ---- 183090060 ->>183088338 ->Irrc Kowaru is introduced sooner and is a more fleshed out character therefore. -Kaworu in the manga sucks, Sadamoto just made him into a huge asshole because he likes edgey shit. He did the same thing with Gendo and Kaji. ---- 183090091 ->>183076925 (OP) ->>183076996 -27 years. -It has been 27 years and somehow you buffoons are still at it. ---- 183090223 ->>183080991 -I just went and rewatched it. -I think the thing I hate the most about the rebuilds vs NGE is that NGE through and through is reasonable as scifi. The rebuilds are just total madeup 'whatever the fuck we want to happen can' fantasy. ---- 183090242 ->>183089221 ---- 183090315 ->>183089856 -This shot is ruined for me since I caught my younger brother jerking off to it. To this day we'll still occasionally bust a laugh whenever someone brings up NGE or Asuka. ---- 183090357 ->>183088712 -You might have autism bro. Noone in Shinji's situation, neglected, manipulated and used would be any different. Sure lots of people say that if they were in his shoes they'd be oh so much better, they'd be the usual anime protagonist but that's utter bullshit. Shinji's story doesn't start at the beginning of the show, it starts when he watches his mother die and when his father sends him away. Tell me you'd be any different under those circumstances. - -The show itself even addresses this, he gets stronger, he gets more confident, he grows a spine all during the action arc. Hell he even kisses the girl. Then what happens? His Dad tries to make him murder his friend. ---- 183090383 ->>183089856 ---- 183090390 ->>183081003 ->again ---- 183090442 ->>183083934 -Nope, what Shinji wants is pure love that's why his eyes sparkle with life, but then when it's all just filthy lust he gets angry. ---- 183090444 ->>183090315 -did you help him finish at least? ---- 183090934 -sexo with drunk Misato ---- 183091210 -It would be just my luck if Misato finally was interested in me and it was the apocalypse ---- 183091273 -Haven't actually watched the series yet, but am aware of certain aspects, due to just being around weeb culture for almost 2 decades, and it being referenced in other anime, and memes. A thing I here/see expressed often though, is people's shock, and anguish when they realize that that aged pass this chick being a cougar anymore, since they were her age, or older when realizing ->>183084669 ->>183089221 ->>183089246 ->>183089287 ->>183089852 ->>183089961 ->>183090242 -That must suck, the closest I can relate, is being older than shonen MCs, and -being closer in age to the guy who's called "old" or "old man" on shonen teams (he's usually only 30) - -https://youtu.be/LgDAqCZHhNU [Embed] ---- 183091426 ->>183091210 -In my heart of hearts, I know that I will never love ag-ACK ---- 183091481 -Can't fucking post threads on this board because of you fucking 4chan incel pedos posting your faggot pedo shit and getting my ISP range banned. Fucking hate you pedo 4chan cunts, kill yourselves you fucking faggots ---- 183091548 ->>183090444 -u damn homo gay ---- 183091596 ->>183091481 ---- 183091729 ->>183091548 -sorry i assumed you were a girl..... ---- 183093504 ->>183093352 -congratulations ---- 183093515 -Elon is lurking ITT. Say something nice to him ---- 183093537 ->>183093515 -Get thicker skin, faggot ---- 183093731 -does Misato shave, trim, or bush? ---- 183093766 ->>183077027 -You can skip 1 unless you want to give EVA a general rewatch and then stop at 2 because 3&4 are garbage. 3 is decent if you're a homo I guess. ---- 183093897 ->>183093731 -Misato has a full bush to contrast with Asuka's wispy barely there pubes ---- 183094125 -Everyone knows in reality, Shinji is best girl. ---- 183094315 ->>183077215 -Gee, Asuka, you look pretty cool. ---- 183094375 ->>183077082 ->girls are all mean to Shinji ->the only person who's really nice to him is a guy -Ha ha man this show is really unrelatable ha ha ---- 183094391 ->>183079737 -Even when I was a teenager I thought Gendo was coolest. Then again I couldn't grow a mustache fully yet and only had a chinstrap like that. So the other kids at the sci-fi / anime club said I looked like Gendo. Also, I was in the Rei best girl camp. diff --git a/tv/183076930.txt b/tv/183076930.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4a5350daae5dfe5ed2a6ba026b4b832d074e2dfa..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183076930.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1041 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183076930 -Webster Edition - -Previous: >>183064915 → ---- 183077050 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE__4bb3r0Y [Embed] -What's the lore behind this? ---- 183077122 ->>183076930 (OP) -Urkel appears on DS9. What happens next? ---- 183077151 -No one's ever really gone. ---- 183077155 -based janny shitting on the thread cheaters ---- 183077284 ->>183076930 (OP) -necrobump ---- 183077329 ->>183077151 -I dislike the character of Jack, it feels like a self-insert. ---- 183077347 -You twats told me Picard was bad so I never got past the first episode. I’m at the end of season 1 now and it’s great. Has the feel of the TNG films as a series, rather than the feel of of the TNG series, and that’s fine. Never listening to you people again. - -DS9 is still kind though. ---- 183077491 ->>183077347 ->Has the feel of the TNG films as a series -That's the problem though ---- 183077580 ->>183077347 ->Has the feel of the TNG films as a series ->Generations ->First Contact ->Inssborations ->NemesizzzzZzzzzz - -Weirdest thing I have heard this week. ---- 183077610 -Never forget what they took from you ---- 183077632 ->>183077610 -All because right wingers were rallying behind them. ---- 183077713 ->>183062798 → -Not really what I was looking for but thank you. Someone please post Apu singing Faith of the Heart super emotionally, please? ---- 183077724 ->>183077580 -Well as in the fact that it isn’t telling one (1) fourty-five (45) minute story in one (1) episode. If the plot was condensed series 1 could easily have been a 2-3 hour TNG film after Nemesis - no idea about 2 or 3 as I’m not there yet. ---- 183077952 -Watching DS9. Bajorans are very clearly utterly unfit for Federation membership. ---- 183077983 ->>183077952 -Cardies hard the right idea. ---- 183078095 -Ah yes, the borg, again. ---- 183078116 ->>183078095 -They're a resilient bunch. ---- 183078148 -somehow the borg returned ---- 183078180 ->>183078148 ---- 183078191 ->>183078095 -Would you rather have Space Cthulhu coming out of a spacd butthole? ---- 183078246 ->>183078191 -That's my fetish ---- 183078306 ->>183078191 -I want The Dominion!!!!!!! Actually, no I don't. They'd ruin the Vorta and Jem'Hadar. They'd turn the prissy sass that comes from the overflowing confidence Dominionoids had into self righteous trannyism. ---- 183078324 -Imagine if Daimon Bok came back again to have his final revenge. Or Duras' third illegitimate cousin clones the Duras sisters to get his devillish plot. Or Sela reveals herself as the orchestrator of the Romulan supernova only to set in motion a series of events that puts Picard -Ahh fuck it. ---- 183078332 ->>183077122 -When? ---- 183078339 ->>183078191 -I would prefer the Kardashians. ---- 183078365 ->>183078324 -If Daimon Bok fucking came back again lmao... I'd shit. They'd redeem the whole show for me if they bothered something that petty, stupid, and desperate. ---- 183078377 ->>183078324 ->Duras sisters -My dick is ready ---- 183078378 ->>183078324 ->Daimon Bok came back again -Would be kino. ---- 183078462 ->>183078324 -Daimon Bok would be kino. ->I've been the orchestrator of all of your pain Picard. I was the one who made the Borg assimilate you! ---- 183078593 ->>183078191 -you say that as though borg weren't front and center in picard s1 ---- 183078645 ->>183078324 ->Or Sela reveals herself as the orchestrator of the Romulan supernova -lol star trek online did that, kind of -there's a time travel plot and she ends up being the reason why the iconians blew up that star ---- 183078646 -Starfleet can't wait for Picard to die, all this over the top bullshit with the borg will end. ---- 183078679 ->>183078593 -And season 2 -After we already had an entire movie dedicated to them ---- 183078716 ->>183078646 -...until shows up and wants to play with his ol buddy again and just insta-resurrects him and the borg come bounding back ---- 183078748 -The borg are cool and interesting -But so are... ->tholians ->cardassians ->romulans (who get used very little) ->klingons ->the dominion ->any number of aliens you could just make up for the show ---- 183078750 ->>183078716 -until Q* ---- 183078789 -I wish they had used this show to repair the damage done to the Borg by First Contact onwards. Keep the fucking queen if they absolutely need to, but she should be more of a central nexus of the collective, a Locutus figure of sorts, instead of a mustache twirling villain. ---- 183078824 ->>183078748 -Iconians are literally just waiting to be used in some way. ---- 183078885 ->>183078462 ->>183078378 ->>183078365 ->ep 10 ->Enterprise D squares off against F ->is on its last leg and everyone is dead except Picard ->main screen turns on ->it's Jack ->I am Võx, I am all the Borg. You will surrender, Resistance is futyle. ->No not this time. Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise. Computer prepare for ramming speed. ->Enterprise-D collides with F ->everything explodes ->fade to black ->yellow grid lines fade in slowly. ->Picard stand in the middle. ->an impish kackle can be heard ->Hahaha, finally, Peecarrrrr. Now you dirty hewmon will finally understand what I felt when I lost my son. ->holodeck doors open. ->it's Elnor ->takes his sword and decapitates Bok ->General Picard, the CSS World Razer awaits your command. ->Picard looks at the viewer ->Oh no, not again... ->Executive Producer Terry Matalas ---- 183078965 ->>183078885 -No. Bad gay and lame. It would have been better if Bok just channeled his inner Ferengi and acooooooomulated profits now that the Ferengi Alliance is a shell of its former self. Using all of his latinum, he managed to just buy a whole gang of people to follow him in incredibly powerful ships. Hell, he could've paid for a ship that nice. Then they could have it where he went out of his way to hunt down Picard, bumps into the big Borg swarm, and accidentally saves the day. People could hail him a hero for a comedy bit at the end of the show too. ---- 183078976 ->>183078748 -Gorn as well (even more so if you ignore SNW gorn) -Breen would also be cool -Revisiting the Xindi (at any number of points in their timeline) would be cool to see -then you got shit like Kzinti who get mentioned a bit and are kind of historically important but we never see or learn anything about them ---- 183079008 ->>183078824 -Fuck the Iconians, go play STO ---- 183079013 ->>183079008 -STO was fun. :) ---- 183079051 ->>183078976 -Aren't the Gorn part of the Klingon empire? ---- 183079065 ->>183078885 ->no "choose to live" -5/10, missed opportunities ---- 183079106 ->>183079013 -Agreed, but I don't want the stories there in tv trek ---- 183079144 -how does the entreprise d even fly with just a dozen boomers aboard ---- 183079150 ->>183079106 -What did you play? I bought the Dominion DLC. ---- 183079323 ->>183079144 -Ship automation, have you never seen The Search for Spock? ---- 183079378 ->>183079144 -It can even fly with just one person. ->computer, go to warp. ->computer, scan ->computer, red alert ->computer, fire torpedoes ->computer, damage report ->computer? ->ahhhhh, computer beam me to escape pod! ->ACK ---- 183079687 ->>183079144 - -Yeah. The ent d had a crew of like 600-700. Did they all have their thumbs up their asses or did they have actual necessary jobs to make the ship run? - -Search for spock played this straight, the klingons took one shot and Enterprise got permanently fucked up. Kirk and his four crew couldn't do shit. Obviously we're not gonna get anything that makes that much sense out of Picard. - -And it probably took hundreds of thousands of people working on different parts to build the D, but Geordie can just slap it back together in his spare time, alone? - -The writers are idiots and it doesn't make any goddamn sense. Just pure nostalgic manipulation. Look at all these simpletons tearing up at the sight of old actors and the old ship. These morons are who picard is for. ---- 183079745 ->>183078976 ->Revisiting the Xindi - -Yes, let's make our Big Bad the aliens from the seasons no one watched, of the Star Trek series no one watched. ---- 183079772 ->>183079745 -Fuck you, I loved Space Battleship Yamato: Starfleet Edition ---- 183079846 ->>183079745 -So to them it'll just be a brand new race. What's the problem with that? You're just angry to be angry feel better soon ---- 183079874 -In Trek News, on Monday New vs Doo is literally happening. ---- 183079960 -What does half Klingon sweat taste like? ---- 183080035 -i want ---- 183080087 ->>183079960 -Gagh, but sweeter ---- 183080136 ->>183079687 -the Enterprise will probably just fly into the swarm and the Borg won't do shit just like drones not reacting to away teams. then they will somehow hack the swarm or beam Sidney and thf others out. Then they'll find out where Jack it is and fly there to rescue him. ---- 183080178 ->>183079687 -Maybe Geordi built in holographic emitters to simulate a crew for visitors of the museum. ---- 183080321 -https://collider.com/star-trek-picard-season-3-borg-alice-krige-terry-matalas-comments/ ->Matalas explained, saying "that the Borg Conduit, from Season 2, was a bit of a distraction so that they could open the real one where they are, which you'll discover in the finale." -Does that mean Jurati Borg Queen was evil all along? ---- 183080439 -I want to be house husband to Jadiza. I would rub her feet when she gets off work. ---- 183080500 ->>183077952 -Yep. They are the kikes of space. Everyone thinks it's the Ferengi, but it ain't. GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG! ---- 183080547 ->>183080500 -The Changelings are the jews. ---- 183080563 ->>183080439 -Why are you telling us this? You know if you go on /trash/ that there are two whole threads where you can add people for 1 on 1 conversations for stuff like that instead of bothering us. ---- 183080566 -we should have had more bug type aliens ---- 183080597 ->>183080566 -Bugs aren't sexy. ---- 183080621 ->>183077610 -Never forget Juan Solo. ---- 183080627 ->>183080547 -Don't insult Changelings like this. They just want to be left alone. ---- 183080645 ->>183080563 -shutup! ---- 183080650 ->>183080597 -that one is ---- 183080660 ->>183080645 -I'll kill you. ---- 183080782 ->>183080627 ->They just want to be left alone. -By subverting the Alpha Quadrant? ---- 183080793 ->>183080321 -I think we're supposed to forget that season 2 ever happened. My fears came true. Season 3 is shitting the bed. ---- 183080838 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TGn06Nq_TM [Embed] ---- 183080880 ->>183080793 ->My fears came true. Season 3 is shitting the bed. -If you ever had faith then you are a naive soul. -If you ever had faith past the first ten minutes of the first episode of the season then you are a fucking idiot. ---- 183080881 ->>183080793 -It'll all come together in the end. ---- 183080892 -whatever happened to the orville? ---- 183080969 ->>183080892 -McFarlane is saying to be cautiously optimistic about Season 4. ---- 183080978 ->>183080892 -No one watched it and its probably not gonna get a fourth season announcement and instead just fade away. ---- 183081015 ->>183080880 -I enjoyed episodes 1-5. They were far from perfect, but I still enjoyed them and I hoped this season would hold together and not be a disjointed clusterfuck like seasons 1 and 2. I am naive and I know it now. ---- 183081026 ->>183080782 -The Alpha Quadrant 'invaded', trespassed, and interfered in the Gamma Quadrant first. The first thing they did was send people over to start making colonies. ---- 183081049 ->>183080969 ->>183080978 ->>183080892 -Idk where to watch it. That's the only reason I haven't seen it. ---- 183081061 ->>183081015 ->then you are a fucking idiot. ---- 183081068 ->>183081026 -They didn't know that there were space jews that couldn't handle colonies in their quadrant. They withdrew their colonies when they knew it was a problem. ---- 183081080 ->>183081026 -Yeah, the Dominion just told them not to send ships. Then the Federation just doubled down and kept sending ships. ---- 183081101 ->>183081049 -It's on Disney Plus in the UK, and Hulu in the US. ---- 183081138 ->>183081061 -come at me bro ---- 183081164 -Why did they replace Hemmer with a female when the cast is already heavily slanted that way? ---- 183081188 ->>183081068 -No they didn't. The Dominion destroyed every colony and told them to stop sending ships over. The Dominion said that they owned that spot, and sending people over would be a hostile action. Star Fleet & the gang just scoffed at the idea of being told no. ->>183081080 -The Federation developed a ship made specifically for war (which isn't a bad thing necessarily) but then immediately decided to send it into proclaimed Dominion space just to conduct espionage. Then the Cardassians and Romulans went over into the Alpha Quadrant to kill all of the Founders before The Dominion even really did anything pro-active. ---- 183081207 ->>183081138 -I don't make the rules, I just enforce them ---- 183081274 ->>183081188 ->Star Fleet & the gang just scoffed at the idea of being told no. -They left the Dominion alone after being told no. Why are you a Dominion apologist? You're going to start calling them the founders at this rate. ---- 183081314 ->>183081188 ->Cardassians and Romulans -Wasn't that entrapment? ---- 183081326 -Hello old friend... ---- 183081352 ->>183081164 -Is it? ->Pike, Spock, Mbenga ->Uhura, Laan, Chapel -Seems prety fair ---- 183081366 ->>183081188 -Gooey hands typed this post. ---- 183081416 ->>183081326 -Hello my analog friend. ---- 183081443 ->>183081274 ->Why are you a Dominion apologist? -I don't know actually. I will totally agree with you that I am one though. ->>183081314 -You couldn't entrap some one if they weren't inclined or wanting to do it. I know that's a very icky argument to have because of how it'd imply a lot of people tricked into bad situations deserved it, but if the shoe fits... ->>183081366 -I actually think that the Changelings are the lamest part of The Dominion. The Vorta & Jem'Hadar duo is just so cute... I wish I was a Goober (goo person). I could be better to them. ---- 183081613 ->>183081352 -You forgot Una and Ortega -Plus the recurring characters of T'Pring and Batel (Pike's fuckbuddy) -Plus most of the characters of the week -Its overwhelmingly female ---- 183081620 ->>183081188 -The plan to go bomb the founders was explicitly planted and guided by the shapeshifters who had already infiltrated specifically to draw both the obsidian order and the tal shiar into a trap -They wanted them gone because they saw them as a threat -They would have done the same to S31 if they knew it even existed -They were also right to think that intelligence agencies were more of a threat than actual militaries, considering it was S31's virus that nearly did them in ---- 183081655 ->>183081416 ->analog -I think we need to mail them a dictionary ---- 183081698 ->>183081613 ->T'Pring and Batel (Pike's fuckbuddy) ->Plus most of the characters of the week -They are also mostly hot. ---- 183081780 ->>183081698 -Eh, some are, some def aren't -Regardless, that wasn't the point. TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY had plenty of males and females and still had hot chicks. ---- 183081793 -name one bad EMH episode ---- 183081802 ->>183081655 -It's an analogy. ---- 183081806 ->>183081793 -the one where he matrix runs on the wall and has to take over the ship for some reason -it's just goofy ---- 183081839 ->>183081793 -Virtuoso ---- 183081866 ->>183081620 -I know. This didn't change my stance or opinion. I still think what they did was a smart move. I could see it was an intelligent move from the Romulans. If I was a Romulan, I probably would've read over that plan myself and thought 'yeah could work.' I feel the Cardassians bothering was stupid. Thanks for replying to me though. These few posts have me a bit wondering on how I have now become such a Dominion shill. ---- 183081883 ->>183081839 -wrong that's kino ---- 183081891 ->>183081802 -Analogies have to be established ndt be in reflection of something. You can't just call it an analogy when they use the wrong concept because they don't understand it. ---- 183081956 ->>183081883 -Were you ever open to someone changing your mind or was this response a given no matter what episode someone named? ---- 183081971 ->>183081956 -specifically virtuoso is kino ---- 183082003 ->>183081971 -Because? ---- 183082122 ->>183082003 -because I say so ---- 183082136 -i hate women ---- 183082203 ->>183082136 -What about T'pol? ---- 183082222 ->>183082122 -Amazing contribution, truly a credit to the post count ---- 183082246 ->>183082222 -Anon you shouldn't have posted that comment and then gotten quads... Now he's right. ---- 183082265 ->>183082203 -He said women, not fucksluts ---- 183082285 ->>183082265 -wtf, you want to share her? You're gay dude. ---- 183082301 ->>183082246 -If you can't pick up on the sarcasm then you can join up right alongside him ---- 183082350 ->>183082285 -If wanting to fuck T'Pol is gay I don't wanna be straight ---- 183082372 ->>183082301 -Sorry sweaty. You didn't put a period at the end of your post. ---- 183082388 ->>183082136 -Peace through Superior Firepower ---- 183082453 ->>183082388 -Certainly something that should be stored on Daystrom station. ---- 183082869 ->>183080035 ---- 183082945 ->>183081891 -It's an analogy because the D is an old tanker that isn't on the linked network. ---- 183082951 -Mmmmmm, just like Andoria! ---- 183083327 ->>183081326 -Looks like shit ---- 183083367 -I want a live action Aquan ---- 183083417 ->>183081326 -When was it salvaged? Wasn't it always clear that it HAD to be removed from Veridian III? ---- 183083502 ->>183083417 -Geordi explains that because of the Prime Directive they removed it pretty quickly ---- 183083595 ->Saucer with main bridge is Enterprise ->Drive section with battle bridge, engineering and warp core is Syracuse -Is the whole ship Enterprise or Syracuse? ---- 183083666 ->Geordi rebuilt the D in 10 years with drones ->borg didn’t know about this ---- 183083894 ->>183083666 -The past 20 years even. ---- 183083933 ->>183083666 -They should know now, because Alundra knew. ---- 183084186 ->>183083933 -Alex Kurtzman just Q snapped that away ---- 183084423 -post some characters who did nothing wrong ---- 183084777 ->>183083933 -You're thinking too much about the internal logic of the story. You should really just relax. ---- 183084781 ->>183084423 ---- 183084856 ->>183084423 ---- 183084893 ->>183084777 ->Trips of truth -Shaw was just having a power nap too anon. ---- 183084989 ->>183079687 -Geordi mentions drones lading torpedoes. Maybe the drones will do the damage control? ---- 183084997 ->>183081613 -Who cares? ---- 183085064 ->Gundam threads are all G-Witch ->Trek threads are all Picard -Nobody is talking about 30 year old shows that I actually watch from my favorite franchises and I am sad. ---- 183085092 ->>183079874 -Fucking based. Ever since we first saw him I knew Captain Shaw would get along with Tom Paris. ---- 183085107 ->>183085064 -You have had 30 years to discuss those episodes old timers, our time is now. ---- 183085125 ->>183084989 -Geordi will reveal that he installed holo emitters in every hallway and he'll summon an army of slave EMHs to sing their merry tunes and fix the ship. ---- 183085157 ->>183085125 -Not only that, the EMH's will all be of the crew from previous seasons. ---- 183085223 ->>183083595 - -The whole ship is the ship of theseus ---- 183085280 ->>183085125 - -This is the worst idea so far, so it's probably what happens. ---- 183085320 -TOS ->spock -TNG ->data -DS9 ->odo -VOY ->EMH and then 7 of 9 - -So who is the exception character that survives shipwide events or can pose a threat to the rest of the crew when he goes rogue for SNW and STD? ---- 183085344 ->>183085320 -Wouldn't SNW be Spock again? -STD is probably Mikey, but I haven't seen a single episode so it's just a guess. ---- 183085345 ->>183085064 ->Nobody is talking about 30 year old shows that I actually watch from my favorite franchises and I am sad. -Thanks for sharing. Your sadness fills me with glee. ---- 183085406 -Captain on deck. ---- 183085449 ->>183085406 -kleinfelters on genome ---- 183085453 ->>183085320 ->Disco -Michael Burnham ---- 183085490 ->>183085157 -In period appropriate uniforms, i.e. stock footage. ---- 183085524 ->>183085490 -You just juiced my member berries. ---- 183085556 ->>183085406 -did okuda always have a massive jaw? ---- 183085567 -Today on Did you know?: ---- 183085568 ->>183085490 -They'll be in period appropriate uniforms but with the old actors. They'll handwave it as the holoemitters acting up. ---- 183085673 -If you were a Trek captain, what dishes would you serve your senior staff? ---- 183085709 ->>183085673 -Well-done steak with A1 sauce. ---- 183085751 ->>183085673 -My repertoire for cooking is legitimately only what Sisko would know from his Louisiana flair (have it same) and Italian food. ---- 183085774 ->>183085673 -grilled cheese ---- 183085874 ->>183085406 -A gay Captain? ---- 183085908 ->>183085874 -They already showed Sulu as a captain. ---- 183085937 ->>183085320 ->>183085344 -SNW is probably Number One -Also, you forgot T'Pol and Phlox in ENT ---- 183085943 ->>183085908 -Sulu the character is straight ---- 183085986 ->>183085943 -Sure whatever. ---- 183086017 ->>183085673 -Sushi like Kanye does at his school. ---- 183086036 ->>183085406 -Very gross. Nice find, anon. ---- 183086142 ->>183085986 -No, we don't take that attitude here. ---- 183086145 ->>183085567 -jesus christ. ---- 183086155 ->>183086142 -Yeah ok. ---- 183086188 ->>183079687 -Half of that crew compliment was science officers in charge of whole teams running deep space experiments. Then you have a large medical staff, and security personnel, and also the engineering teams that handle routine maintenance and upkeep. The figure required for a basic skeleton crew is probably mid double digits, even lower if there are no damage control teams and you are just running the ship and plan to abandon it if anything breaks like they did in Star Trek III. ---- 183086196 ->>183085943 -She's adopted. ---- 183086217 ->>183086145 -You'll learn the trivia. You'll know it by heart. ---- 183086233 ->>183086188 -Search for Spock was really underrated. ---- 183086246 ->>183085567 ->>183086145 ->>183086217 -I don't get the beef. I liked the little trivia. I never watched any of the movies enough to care though. ---- 183086277 ->>183085567 -This level of weaponized autism is dangerous. ---- 183086302 ->>183086233 -Everything about it was pretty cool, except for the core premise and plot of the movie so that's kind of an issue. ---- 183086333 ->>183086302 -Sarcasm is unbecoming. ---- 183086365 ->>183086277 -Attention to detail is nice. I only wish they also had it for things like the characters' personalities, or how shit would have work on a starship. ---- 183086409 ->>183078475 ->You've been eating too much of that replicated food, they don't even cover it with Lawry's and starch! ---- 183086470 ->>183086277 -This guy is the ultimate trek autist. And they contracted him as advisor for S3 of Picard. ---- 183086482 ->>183086409 -I don't know what's worse for your spirit. Replicated food or SEASONIGS ---- 183086501 -Welcome to the ready room, anon! ---- 183086524 ->>183086036 ->Very gross. -You ain't seen nothing yet. ---- 183086529 ->>183086501 -The eyes don't lie. That man is fucking sad. ---- 183086546 ->>183076930 (OP) -Insert the next line of dialog between webster and worf ---- 183086559 ->>183086470 -Carpetry has to be on point. Fans will know . ---- 183086560 ->>183077610 -Shaw's gonna borg it up next episode. And he would have died on frontier day no matter what ---- 183086611 ->>183078750 -Q's dead ---- 183086627 ->>183077347 -> I’m at the end of season 1 now and it’s great - -low tier bait ---- 183086643 ->võx -where the hell did that tilde come from? ---- 183086653 ->>183086643 -It means voice ---- 183086712 ->>183086653 -yeah, like vox populi, but i've never seen it with a squiggle ---- 183086729 ->>183086611 -Q can still appear though, his old self may have died but what about is younger self? ---- 183086751 ->>183086611 -It's impossible, as a master of time and space, he can be anywhere anytime. That means his self from 10 years ago could be there in ep10. ---- 183086761 ->>183086643 -Voice of Locutus of Borg ---- 183086772 -sex with red eye demon sidney ---- 183086801 ->>183086751 -I was trying to work out how to articulate >>183086729 thanks for that one brother ---- 183086802 ->>183086772 ->it's actually Eragon fucking you ---- 183086829 ->>183080547 -basically.. seems like they are a metaphor for Kurtzman and bad robot infiltrating trek and destroying it from within ---- 183086839 ->>183086772 ->this is a fetish ---- 183086859 ->>183086712 -Vox populi is from bioschock ---- 183086941 ->>183086859 -it's latin, like enterprise's episode 'vox sola' ---- 183086951 ->>183086802 -Talk about your best of both worlds ---- 183086966 ->>183084856 -he had a kino voice ---- 183087072 ->>183084989 ->Geordi mentions drones lading torpedoes. Maybe the drones will do the damage control? - -Noticed this line also. A nice little line of exposition to fill out how 6 people can operate the whole ship. - -I also personally enjoyed the clarification on why Geordi rebuilt the D instead of the E ---- 183087265 -smugney la forge ---- 183087337 ->>183086951 -Part 1 or 2? ---- 183087389 -Those PCB looking parts were completely invisible in the episode. ---- 183087520 ->>183087389 -All the CGI fucking it up ---- 183087579 ->>183085673 -gagh Newberg ---- 183087643 ->when is this white boy gonna clap my cheeks ---- 183088339 -He's so goddamn cute and beautiful - -I would love if he patted me on the head and said something calming with that deep voice of his ---- 183088536 ->>183088339 -Trying too hard. ---- 183088722 ->>183088536 -Lenny would have laughed at you, then told me what a massive poof you are. ---- 183088808 -I'm watching DS9 for the first time now, finished TNG last year and had to take some months to get over the hangover of the old characters so I can enjoy the new ones now and holy fuck I'm in love with Dax ---- 183088862 ->ensign i need my cardassian child bride prepped for my mid day coitus ->get it done ---- 183088886 -they did her right ---- 183088994 ->>183088722 -Him and I would have been best friends actually. He would've thought you were weird, gross, and incredibly silly. Then I would've offered to kill you. I would've Baned you right over my knee as an offering to him, and he would've said "Very cool, anon." ---- 183089034 ->>183088886 -Post the webm. ---- 183089190 ->>183088886 ->last episode of picard will be sub rosa part 2 ---- 183089267 ->>183088886 -The red carpet isn't the right size. ---- 183089384 ->>183089267 -Give Jordi some credit ---- 183089452 ->>183089384 -But the proportions are incorrect. ---- 183089496 ->>183089452 -6 of 1, Datard, take it easy. -*Takes a fat rip of this stogie* ---- 183089504 -I need Dax's girlcock right now ---- 183089534 ->>183089452 -Dude...sometimes just accept it ---- 183089555 ->>183088886 -where did raffi and seven go? ---- 183089556 ->>183089452 -Ugh like get a grip lol ---- 183089720 ->>183089555 -They stayed on the Titan. ---- 183089721 ->>183089555 -If you watched the ep you'd know ---- 183089756 ->Watch All good things ->Finish All good things ->feels -There will never be a trek like tng again :( ---- 183090044 ->>183089756 -At least this has been kinda like S8 of TNG ---- 183090987 ->>183090044 -Season 3 of Picard is not perfect but I would say it is the best you can get considering all the BS created by seasons 1 and 2. Season 3 incorporates a lot of TNG and Voyager Cannon to derive its plot while also course-correcting terrible storylines from seasons 1 and 2 (kurtzman trek) ---- 183091105 ->>183090987 - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzEtsDeqm_c [Embed] - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMn5wLflL9Q [Embed] ---- 183091218 ->>183091105 -neat. metalas should have been in charge from the start. ---- 183091237 ->>183077122 ->causes a subspace implosion in the wormhole ->Did I do that? ---- 183091308 ->>183077347 -The TNG films are widely regarded as hot garbage, with the exception of First Contact, but even then it's more of a space action film than a Star Trek film. ---- 183091364 ->>183091308 -Uggghghhhh the Vorta were so fun!!!!!! Why don't we have them back (but good!) ---- 183091406 ->>183078748 ->>romulans (who get used very little) -the fact that they did never use THIS as the fucking plotpoint of the reboot movies is a crime -https://youtu.be/TsLxO7-7e0o?t=191 [Embed] ---- 183091534 ->>183090987 -agreed ---- 183091656 ->>183083125 -Funniest scene in that episode was Worf in full Klingon battle gear putting his hand on Sisko's shoulder and saying "You catch he game last night?" ---- 183091664 ->>183091105 -Doesn't it all hinge on Picard having a kid? What if Picard never had Jack? Would her plan have failed? Not a very smart plan. Nice to try and weave in the Voyager stuff, if it was on purpose. ---- 183091667 ->>183078095 -I thought Janeway genocided them ---- 183091686 ->>183089267 -it burned up on planet reentry~ ---- 183091749 ->>183091664 -Something something changelings ---- 183091775 ->>183086409 -Why did Sisko lead everyone to believe his father was dead in early DS9 seasons? ---- 183091793 ->>183089555 -They're busy pumping nanoprobes into Shaw's soon to be borged corpse ---- 183091840 ->>183091775 -I don't remember that. ---- 183091913 ->>183091775 -Maybe they had a falling out from his Wolf 359 PTSD ---- 183091939 ->>183088808 -Don't get too attached. She gets KLINGON'ED. ---- 183091952 ->>183091775 -They were estranged at the time following an argument ---- 183091965 ->>183088886 -Yfw your old ship mates completely forget about you, and you fuck up your one job so bad all of star fleet gets assimilated.. ---- 183092006 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLD_X-0eVY [Embed] - -Why does this scene fill me with joy and how do I gain more of this emotion? ---- 183092026 ->>183091664 -No, because in Voyager as noted in the linked videos the borg have been looking to better "infect" humans for a long period of time. ---- 183092066 ->>183091965 -We'll get told that all of the changelings died from the morphogenic virus being beamed into them. ---- 183092158 ->>183092026 -But they only needed to do that after being driven back by humans so many times which only started with Best of Both Worlds. ---- 183092272 -I'm currently watching the DS9 episode "Indiscretion." Dukat in Breen armor looks fucking ridiculous. lol ---- 183092274 ->>183091656 -It sucks that they had to have a 'muh racism' episode just because the lead actor was black. Not even saying this for the modern day tension over this topic, I just think that it's exploitative. Avery apparently really wanted to do it though, so /now/ I'll criticize him for pulling it. ->He was openly excited to film the implied sex scenes between him and the other female cast. -Based for that tho. ---- 183092295 -So every single person who has ever used a transporter since whenever the changelings started doing this is now related to picard? ---- 183092320 ->>183092066 -not all of them and Starfleet is infested with them now with Tuvok possibly dead and Janeway being MIA also could be dead or I would more appreciate if she was abducted and made Borg, the new Borg queen.. but that is a little hope on my part. ---- 183092353 ->>183092295 -Only the ones under 25 ---- 183092367 ->>183092295 -And people still think transporters are safe, or totally don't just kill you lol. ---- 183092395 ->>183092295 -Ro Laren must have known this since she specifically used a shuttle to reach the ship. Interesting that she didn't put that very crucial information in her data-earring, though. ---- 183092416 ->>183092320 -They're clearly gonna have Tuvok/Janeway turn up in the final episode and Tim Russ already said he is in two episodes. Maybe someone on the Defiant too. - -I'm actually imaging a "Day of the Doctor" type scenario with all the ships from the museum showing up to help save the day. ---- 183092460 ->>183092395 -She flat out said she doesn't trust the transporters, but I think it was more suspicions about transporter accidents to kill people that were investigating or suspicious of the infiltration and conspiracy. She likely had very little idea of what was actually happening. ---- 183092474 ->>183092367 - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anR7UwWeMxk [Embed] ---- 183092566 ->>183091965 -the hazard is entirely transporter based, and this man knows transporters like the back of his hand. he'll save the day, and fulfil the LD prophecy. ---- 183092585 ->>183091308 ->The TNG films are widely regarded as hot garbage -But then again most people are little more than mindless drones sounding off what they hear on the internet ---- 183092605 ->>183092566 -is that obrien? ---- 183092650 ->>183092460 -Nice headcanon but it all doesn't really make much sense. ---- 183092661 ->>183092585 -In spite of their flaws, I enjoyed them all. -sorry not sorry ---- 183092662 ->>183092274 -Ds9 was deffinitely going too far with the egalitarian hopeful futurism of humanity that trek was known for. -I mean it had transvestite allegories, mental illness awareness, actually committed to the black on white romance that tng failed constantly with. ---- 183092703 ->>183092353 -Only people under 25 can be borgified but everyone has Picard DNA now ---- 183092728 ->>183092474 -Those guys were right? Those two crawled so Barclay would sprint. ---- 183092747 ->>183092661 -Recently rewatched Generations an First Contact and Generations is the much better movie. The Nexus itself doesnt work for me and doesnt make much sense but otherwise it's mostly fine. In First Contact, Lily is great but everything on Earth is kinda lame. ---- 183092800 ->>183092662 ->Guy has an implant in his head that keeps him drugged 24/7 because he has constant Bajoran fatigue. ---- 183092820 ->>183092605 -too lean -Obrien is built like a spud. Sturdy. ---- 183092840 ->>183092662 -It even talked about Sanctuary Cities, but in the show they were more of a quarantine zone for undesirables. Take that as you will. ---- 183092871 ->>183092703 -How the young so easily fall to collective idealogy ---- 183092904 ->>183092747 -I think the hate comes from shinzon and data dying at the end of Nemesis. The plot for shinzon was good on paper, and data's death pissed off the autists, also the buggy scene, but if that was kirk they would have no problem with it. Nemisis had a cool opening scene. ---- 183092914 ->picard's dna was altered by the borg and no one bothered to check ->except for that time they checked that shinzon was a perfect clone of picard ->a perfect clone created from dna obtained before his assimilation -bravo terry ---- 183092936 ->>183092840 -I wonder if it was just because ds9 copied bab 5 too hard since JMS is a massive socjus. ---- 183092942 ->>183092747 ->everything on Earth is kinda lame. -FUUUUUUUCK YUUUUUUOOOOO ---- 183092945 ->>183092416 ->Tuvok should appear unless his second scene got cut. ->Shaw is definitely dead according to Matalas and the actor, but is still supposed to appear in the last episode in some way ->There's a post-credits scene. ->Frakes said nobody from the OG cast dies. - -I don't think we know much else. -One would imagine the D doesn't fight exactly, it just tanks damage while they try and get to Jack and use the power of love to wake him up and get him to free everyone. -The zoomers can get de-borg'd by a program of fleet-wide clean transporter use. - -Shaw might be a flashback but I doubt it, not important enough. He might get old-school Borg'd to reference Locutus but that's just mean and takes up screentime, similar to a flashback. -So the idea that he gets revived might hold water, maybe he gets rezzed in the post-credits scene. If that's not just a new series begging scene of the USS Titan under Seven leaving spacedock to go on a mission with the new crew. -I guess Picard doesn't sacrifice himself because Frakes said no deaths and Stuart apparently was offended people expected this to be the last thing he does. ---- 183092959 ->>183092840 -well maybe this will make you feel better... Voyager was a little more based - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLwKFGjE2zY [Embed] ---- 183092965 ->>183092914 -The uh dimensions and timelines changed and stuff. ---- 183092994 ->>183092661 -I feel this way about PIC ---- 183093013 ->>183092914 -Shinzon isn't cano- oh wait no they keep referencing Data's death... huh guess the timeline change that didn't actually change anything changed some things ---- 183093054 ->>183092945 -The laris storyline dies out at the very beginning of the season. It feels like they could bring her back with some help to destroy this technological evil ---- 183093069 ->>183093013 -Somehow... ---- 183093098 ->>183092945 ->We need to replace the Picard DNA in everyone! ->What do we replace it with? Any replacement DNA needs to be strong enough to resist Borg instructions! It has to somehow *hate* the Borg that much.... ->... Captain, I have an idea. Today, everyone in Starfleet will be a dipshit from Chicago. ---- 183093926 ->>183093098 -shaw is too good to be gone ---- 183094023 ->>183093926 -agreed, just finished the last episode. The carpet nod, and nostalgia...........it got me. -only 1 episode left now though :/ ---- 183094058 ->>183094023 -let's hope for a 1.5 hour or 2 hour finally! ---- 183094215 ->>183094023 -Wait until the Defiant (O'Brien), Voyager (Janeway) and Enterprise-A (Jack) turn up to assist in defending Starbase One. ---- 183094254 ->>183094215 -I would like that also. ---- 183094271 ->>183094215 -Why wouldn't the Defiant be Sisko? ---- 183094300 ->>183093926 -His death actually fucked the Big D reveal for me, it was too close together. I was still sad and annoyed they'd killed him when they opened the spacedock doors and so that whole reveal didn't work for me. It wasn't until they were on the bridge I started get the nostalgia buzz. And honestly it was really only when the computer spoke that I got to the place they wanted us to be at. ---- 183094323 ->>183094271 -Because he's a space ghost? Some super powers wouldn't hurt to take down the borg. diff --git a/tv/183077178.txt b/tv/183077178.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 48d08c76beb4888b6a3d32f897139eca6e9cbfe3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183077178.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,374 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183077178 -Homer Simpson made less than $25k/year in 1996. ---- 183077218 ->>183077178 (OP) -25k in 1996 is like 100k today ---- 183077247 ->>183077218 -Under $50k if you use the CPI figures. ->inb4 they're fake yeah, but you're just bullshitting your guesstimates ---- 183077346 ->>183077178 (OP) -Median house prices in Oregon in the 1990s were $66,800 and Homer bought in the 80s. ---- 183077363 -That’s the joke, it’s probably the poverty level ---- 183077404 ->>183077178 (OP) -That's just his day job though. ---- 183077481 ->>183077178 (OP) -25k in 1996 is equal to 49,500 today. That’s a higher per capital income than every state today. ---- 183077533 ->>183077404 -Yeah, I forgot about Mr. Plow. ---- 183077550 ->Operation Bootstrap ---- 183077615 -https://youtu.be/Apmq2Ktyd1I?t=363 [Embed] ---- 183077644 ->>183077178 (OP) -He was also constantly broke or almost broke from poor spending, was married to a shrill, nagging anti-fun wife, was beholden to two bratty kids, had to pay for anything Bart broke that week, had a huge bar tab, & had to hire a different contractor to fix their shitty house every month or so. - -Homer's life is not one that I envy. ---- 183077793 -Most chuds still make less than that today ---- 183077828 -Do "homemakers" like Marge still exist for anyone but the top 5%? ---- 183077889 ->>183077793 -incelbros... ---- 183077917 ->>183077178 (OP) -i get that much for pretending to be disabled ---- 183077960 ->>183077793 ->your children deserve drag queen story hour ---- 183077968 ->>183077793 -Leftists are the reason behind low pay and vacation time. ---- 183078073 ->>183077793 -Smartest commie ---- 183078077 ->>183077968 ->>183077960 -Your russian /pol/grammer has taught you well, he would be proud ---- 183078094 ->>183078077 -so thought Russians were communist ---- 183078134 ->>183078073 ->you can just take assets and use them to do whatever you like - -no that's not how money works. ---- 183078136 ->>183077793 -Sounds nice. Where will that money come from, though? ---- 183078156 ->>183077644 ->“Is that… LOBSTER, I smell?” ---- 183078171 ->>183077793 ->Push for the import tons of brown immigrants who work for pennies and dont give a shit about shit like standards ->REEEE COMPANIES NEED TO GIVE HIGHER WAGES BECAUSE THEY JUST DO OKAY? -Fuck you faggot. You made your bed now youre gonna sleep in it. ---- 183078213 ->>183078077 -Shut the FUCK UP about Russia. Absolutely non sequitur. ---- 183078226 ->>183078073 -Yes, these stocks and commodities will feed so many hungry children ---- 183078240 ->>183078073 ->we can seize - -Who is 'we'? And why should I trust them to redistribute wealth any more than I trust the current people in charge to spend it? ---- 183078263 ->>183078094 ->>183078213 ->this triggers the Ivan -kek keep seething you vodka chugging faggot ---- 183078280 ->>183077481 ->49,500 today. -Thats how much I make now working from home ---- 183078290 ->>183077793 -Commies and trannies make even less ---- 183078292 ->>183078263 -bad bot ---- 183078296 ->>183078263 -deranged moron ---- 183078307 ->>183078073 ->eradicate world hunger -by feeding niggers digits in a database? ---- 183078310 ->>183078213 -Shut up, communist ---- 183078311 ->>183078263 -kill yourself you demented freak ---- 183078313 ->>183077793 -Beautiful fake argument, "comrade" ---- 183078327 ->>183078073 -Commies literally know nothing about economics don't they? ---- 183078350 ->>183078327 -Of course. Then they wouldn't be commies. Same for socialists. ---- 183078361 ->>183078073 ->climate change -and you lost me, anyone who believes in such retarded shit deserves to be poor ---- 183078393 ->>183078361 -just give another million to Greta Thunberg and the weather will get colder ---- 183078436 ->>183078290 ->>183078292 ->>183078296 -kek stay mad russian fuck boys, shouldn't you be celebrating easter anyway? ---- 183078463 ->>183078436 -Someone needs to recalibrate this bot, it's repeating itself. ---- 183078467 ->>183078436 -Easter was last week, retard. ---- 183078485 ->russians choose to spend their easter shilling beliefs onto impressionable chudlets on 4chan ---- 183078494 ->>183078436 -I make 75k a year. Nothing crazy or extravagant but where I live that's like 200k in jew york ---- 183078522 ->>183078485 -you can save them, tranny -you can teach the chuds that equality is real and capitalism must be destroyed! -keep fighting! ---- 183078546 ->>183078485 ->>183078436 -Give this bot a 4chanpass to make it seem more organic ---- 183078549 ->>183078522 ->if you're not a russian shillbot you're a tranny ---- 183078580 ->get called out as russian shill ->use the same three iphones to attack the poster with the same three talking points ---- 183078652 ->>183078549 ->>183078580 -Bad bot ---- 183078777 -i wonder why lefties need to slide this thread hmmmm ---- 183078791 ->>183078652 -Got any more responses Ivan or are you multi-tasking and trying to enjoy easter -Christos Anesti Ivan, or whatever you guys say in your language. ---- 183078815 ->>183077793 ->We'll get there by enforcing every value in an HR office and flooding your country with scabs for international finance. -Conservatives sometimes say that liberals are the real fascists, but I say that fascists are the real socialists ---- 183078881 ->>183078777 ---- 183078894 -stop giving the incel baiting no /tv/ about politics you's retards ---- 183078918 ->>183078073 -I'll believe I'll get a penny from anything seized when I see open White Nationalists in charge. ---- 183078923 -Really, though, how did you spergs launch into trannies/Russia etc? Like nothing to do with anything. ---- 183079729 ->>183077178 (OP) -I only make $22k now ---- 183079788 ->>183078923 -Chuds fear Russia and finding trannies attractive so it's always on their mind. ---- 183079818 ->>183079788 -you’re a chud ---- 183079823 ->>183079788 -I just remembered Abe is gay. ---- 183079862 ->>183079729 -Based. ---- 183079878 ->>183078923 -Russian /pol/grammers mind-broke all the electiontourist chuds so much that they're always on their minds ---- 183080016 ->>183079878 -i thought they were the same group? i’m confused can you lay everything out for me like a pamphlet? since you know everything ---- 183080068 ->>183078280 -You have a home and support a family of four? ---- 183080218 ->>183078073 ->Don't you dare to touch my precious billionaires ! ---- 183080376 ->>183080016 -bots and russian /pol/grammers infested /pol/ from around 2015 on en masse (after gamergate showed the viability and ease) and brainwashed all the chuds and electiontourists ("people" who left reddit when their favorite subreddit was banned in 2017-19). Said chuds and electiontourists now seep out of their containment board and inject the rest of their site with their /pol/grammed cancer ---- 183080489 ->>183077218 -Enough to afford Gucci loafers and a fancy German car ---- 183080513 ->>183080376 -you seem insane and none of this makes sense to me -can you try and make it make sense so me and other passersby can understand how to be good allies? ---- 183080642 ->>183080376 -This ---- 183080755 ->>183080642 -why isn’t the fappening on here ---- 183080830 ->>183080755 -the fappening was simply a testrun of gamergate (and a way to permanently cripple /b/). It's not a coincidence they were so close together ---- 183080882 ->>183077178 (OP) -i make less than that now ---- 183080884 ->>183078073 ->>183078134 ->>183078226 ->>183078307 ->>183078327 -they honestly can't understand the concept of assets and believe billionaires just have a bank account that reads $XXX,000,000,000. tried talking to one before when they asked why a rich person would own multiple houses and fleets of sports cars like lambos and and bugattis. telling them that property can't just be siezed or taxed and also that owned property/assets can also increase in value. they just couldn't understand and just said it was stupid to not keep their money in the bank. ---- 183080945 ->>183080884 ->they just couldn't understand and just said it was stupid to not keep their money in the bank. -I wonder if they can understand that the money in the bank could just go away overnight and you'll only get $250,000 of it back. ---- 183081231 ->>183080884 ->the government doesnt know how to seize assets that aren't liquid! - ->the government cant just drone american citizenz! ---- 183081333 ->>183077247 ->if you use the CPI figures ---- 183081479 ->>183081231 ->>the government doesnt know how to seize assets that aren't liquid! - ->>the government cant just drone american citizenz! - - -you realize theres nothing stopping billionaires from hiring their own militaries to completely overthrow the US government, right? all they would need is 100,000 mercs to take the country in a few days ---- 183081483 ->>183080376 -You know most Russian people barely speak English, right? Anyone who's played online with them know that. They're the Eastern Brazilians. ---- 183081606 ->>183080376 ->doesn't mention jdf -kill yourself /bunkertranny/ ---- 183081701 ->>183081479 -take your meds, schizo -billionaires rely on the status quo to continue making their money. theres no reason for them to do this ---- 183081718 ->>183081479 -Then that billionaire would be just as susceptible to beheading in the street as any president would. ---- 183081764 ->>183081479 -You have no idea how the global financial system works. You have no idea how they could even be billionaires. ---- 183081775 ->>183081701 ->>183081718 ->>183081764 - -i know its bad and that they won't do it. my point was theres nothing stopping them if they really wanted to overthrow the nation and install themselves ---- 183081799 ->>183078307 -it's so they can double the population of africa every 20 years. -nothing wrong with 400 million turning into 800 million, then 1,600 million, then 3, 200 million then 6,400 million. -surely having the most polluting group on the planet take up 50% of the biomass is a sensible idea. -end world hunger, by perpetually replicating those hungry, unproductive people until the whole planet is barren. -that's just common sense. ---- 183081805 ->>183081606 ->immediately brings up trannies -All according to your /pol/gramming. ---- 183081875 ->>183080884 -The economic comprehension of a normie is at the floor, the economic comprehension of commies is buried deep beneath the basement slab ---- 183081876 ->>183081805 -just fact. as evidenced by their discords and posts on /bunkerchan/, their twitter profiles and the 5 o'clock shadow and the adams apple they will never be able to hide. -you will never be a woman ---- 183081931 ->>183081876 ->as evidenced by their discords and posts on /bunkerchan/ -You mean the falseflag screenshots created by chuds larping as their "mortal enemies" (as they often do here)? -kek keep drinking the kool-aid kid ---- 183081953 -the state takes a much larger portion of the value of your labor than your boss does ---- 183081988 ->>183081953 -what else did /pol/ "teach" you? ---- 183082179 ->>183081931 -it's on their sites you useless faggot. -keep having a schizo fit though, 'jack' ---- 183082232 ->>183081805 ->>183081606 -Nice charade. Give back the tax money ---- 183082306 ->>183082179 ->>183082232 ->incels coordinating on chudcord to post mere minutes apart create a boogey man of some other force doing the same thing they are currently doing -every -time ---- 183082406 ->>183077550 -This has to be 90s ---- 183082418 ->>183082306 ->>183082232 ->>183081988 ->>183081931 ->>183081875 -samefag ---- 183082439 ->>183078073 -I'll just shit up Twitter until Slon gives me back my tax money he got as a government grant. I'm sure I coated him a few $100k easy. ---- 183082636 ->>183082306 -1918 alinskybux have been deposited into your boss's accounts payable ---- 183083156 ->>183081799 -Tbh africa doesn't pollute at all. Because they can't afford to, but still ---- 183083532 ->>183082306 -can you leave you moron ---- 183083991 ->can you leave you moron ---- 183084275 ->>183077793 -keep importing mexicans who will work more hours for less pay ---- 183084337 ->>183077218 -A house that was worth 250k in 1996 is selling for 2 mil today. Using a real life example. ---- 183084380 ->>183081479 -Uh, no. We have over 600k active duty troops in our country. ---- 183085013 ->>183077793 -leftists think it's wrong and should be illegal to date 18-24 year olds. Just for that reason I'm against anything left of center ---- 183085091 ->>183085013 ->t. kissless handholdless incel ---- 183085446 ->>183080376 -You should see what they've done to /k/ ---- 183085681 ->>183085446 -I can't imagine, /v/ is beyond unusable at this point ---- 183086076 ->>183078077 -Finite amount of housing- lets have open borders and import millions of people who need homes -Finite amount of doctors and hospitals- lets have open borders and import millions of people who require medical care diff --git a/tv/183077608.txt b/tv/183077608.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7e73b1056fe6d741254b780f77cb2e85b9f5f64a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183077608.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,286 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183077608 ->40% drop domestic ->16% drop internationally ->Biggest 2nd weekend ever for an animated movie -This is making at least $1.3 billion ---- 183077712 ->mfw my heckin favorite corporation makes le epic profiterinos ---- 183077771 ->>183077608 (OP) -japan is a wild card too. it could make like 200m there alone, but who knows ---- 183077798 -This is the avengers for vidya movies ---- 183077821 ->>183077712 -Disneyshills are fucking mad lmao ---- 183078767 ->>183077712 ->u mad? ---- 183078948 ->>183077712 -Seethe ---- 183079350 ->>183077821 -it was midcore wokeslop ---- 183079397 ->>183077608 (OP) -Japan's gonna bring it even further. it's over Disneysisters ---- 183079469 ->>183079350 ->four buzzwords in one sentence -Yep, it's kino ---- 183079487 ->>183079350 -No, your previous modern movies like Lightyear and Strange World were woke goyslops with niggers and faggots. This was based Samurai movie showing Americucks how to make entertaining cartoon for kids and fans. Your woke trannies didn't invent the "kick ass woman" achetypes either, they just made them more annoying ---- 183079524 ->>183077712 -fpbp -fuck nintoddlers and "adults" who watch kid's movies ---- 183079546 ->>183079350 ->female character does anything cool ->"wokeslop" -stop typing like a 14 year old /b/tard and have sex ---- 183079554 ->>183079350 ->58 seconds in a 90 minute movie -lol, I hope you get at least some compensation out of it. ---- 183079616 ->>183077798 -No, that's Smash Bros. ---- 183079659 ->>183079469 -It really was in some parts. Had more soul than most modern pixar movies ---- 183079704 ->>183079469 ->>183079487 ->>183079469 ->>183079487 -https://youtu.be/Re90Iznn5YI [Embed] ---- 183079833 ->>183077712 ---- 183079864 ->>183079704 -keep seething sonicuck ---- 183079899 ->>183077712 -Wait is that a company making...money? AAAAAAAH MARXMAN HELP ME IM GOING INSAAAAANE ---- 183079950 ->>183077608 (OP) -if it had a plot, it would've made twice as much money. ---- 183079954 ->>183077712 -MY SCIENCE IS THAT RECORD BREAKING PROFITERINOS!? ---- 183079989 ->>183079350 -Cool, now show the "protect trans kids" scene the new Sonyshit Spiderman had ---- 183080039 ->>183077798 -Warcraft was the most successful video game movie with a box office of $439 million ---- 183080297 ->>183079469 ->>183079659 -nindies deserve the rope ---- 183080333 ->>183077608 (OP) -I don't understand how mario has appeal, he's an ugly mascot. Normalfags just keep sinking lower ---- 183080428 ->>183077608 (OP) ---- 183080543 ->>183079350 -Disneydrone, you lost. You're done ---- 183080743 ->>183077712 -based ---- 183080839 ->>183080428 -Based meme ---- 183081115 ->>183079496 ->mom said it’s my turn for 1 billion dollar box office ---- 183081179 ->>183077608 (OP) ->>183080428 ->isnt even out in japan yet, just released in china -this will be 1.5b easy ---- 183081273 ->>183081179 -It released in China two weeks ago. It's the only place it's underperforming ---- 183081351 ->>183077712 -Seethe all you want corporations aren't going to stop making products. Maybe of you stopped blowing all your money on video games and magic cards and bought some stock you'd feel happy to be part of the capitalist engine tool ---- 183081653 ->>183080428 -Why with this retarded right wing strawman that “leftists” hate the movie? A week ago it was being shit on by everyone here for being woke trash. -Conservatives literally torment themselves over their own made up narratives. ---- 183081986 ->>183081179 -it's gonna finish with like 25m in china. good thing is that it doesn't need it ---- 183082056 ->>183077798 -False, its video game movie Iron Man 1 ---- 183082081 ->>183081653 -Those are americucks channels who were mindbroken by woke for the last 5 years so they think Sailor Moon never needing Tuxedo Mask in the 80s anime is a girl boss woke moment ---- 183082089 ->>183077608 (OP) -I just find it hard to believe grown men want a children’s movies about a Brooklyn plumber to fail ---- 183082118 ->>183077712 -lol ---- 183082123 ->>183079616 -That little monkey looks freaky as hell ---- 183082144 ->>183077712 ---- 183082219 ->>183081653 ->Everyone here -The same 3 Disneyshills aren't everyone, retard ---- 183082303 ->>183077608 (OP) ->African-American and Black History Months are insulting terms, says Morgan Freeman -Who the fucking cares about babby shit like Mario, when Morgan Freeman is being based like that. ---- 183082363 -This movie had soul in it. ---- 183082626 ->>183077608 (OP) -Billi billi billibillibilli ---- 183082741 ->>183077771 -The highest grossing film ever in Japan barely made 300 million. This MIGHT reach 100 million there. ---- 183082836 ->>183081273 ->underperforming -Why do chinks hate mario? ---- 183082894 ->>183082836 -there is no hollywood movie that has done well in China post pandemic, except Avatar 2 (although that one got kneecapped by lockdowns) ---- 183082911 ->>183077712 -my slop is slightly less politically correct than your slop ---- 183083002 ->>183079350 -eh just want to listen to anya's voice. then i'll get home to fap ---- 183083068 ->>183082836 -It’s Japanese ---- 183083163 ->>183083002 -Based ---- 183083200 ->>183083068 -Suzume just made $110M in China, which is more than it did in Japan ---- 183083333 ->>183079350 -Thats canon if you just pretend its the peach from super smash. ---- 183083504 ->Biggest 2nd weekend during a pandemic leap year even numbered month odd numbered weekend for the third week of April for an animated universal illumination movie based on a video game not including inflation ---- 183083577 ->>183083504 -giga cope ---- 183083628 ->>183077712 -Fpbp. - -Seriously, the MCU has taught us people storm in to fufill their slop craving. ---- 183084068 ->>183083504 -You're a stupid cunt ---- 183084539 ->>183079350 ->peach does a ton of don't need no man girl boss posturing ->fucks up every time ->mario and luigi or dk fixes it -what did they mean by this? ---- 183084860 ->>183077712 ->Mfw we're getting another 20 years of increased soulless videogame slop by my favourite corporinos ---- 183084988 ->>183083504 -This is a valid point, but still get lost ---- 183084996 ->>183084860 -Still better than capeshit for the last 10 years, at least video games have different themes other than CGI quipping retards and feminism ---- 183085042 ->>183077712 ->mfw ---- 183085062 ->>183084996 -Videogame movies will be the capeshit of the next decade. ---- 183085110 ->>183084860 -We need a completely new internet. ---- 183085120 ->>183077712 -fpbp, tendies are pathetic and grasping at the one thing that's mildly successful because they haven't had a vidya win in over a decade ---- 183085288 ->>183085062 -if nintendo is the mcu of the next decade, then what will be the dc? ---- 183085303 ->>183077712 ---- 183085510 ->>183079350 -How is mario woke? ->no trannies ->0.2% blacks screentime ->no lgbtq message ->pro-family and FATHER ---- 183085557 ->>183085510 ->>0.2% blacks screentime -The main characters were italian, dumb retard. ---- 183085629 ->>183085557 -Italians are White. Main reason why Chuds scream that Cleopatra was White due to her Greek heritage. And Greeks are lower on the hemisphere than Italians and more brown ---- 183085689 ->>183085288 -Dc will be relegated to the tv/cartoon cuckshed as wb will focus on the new harry potter series ---- 183085784 ->>183085288 -Sony trying video game movies and failing with shitty retelling of Final Fantasy 7 ---- 183086029 ->>183077608 (OP) -Wait did it drop 40% or 60%. A 60% hold is ridiculously high for a film that opened as big as this one did, even if you don't take the Wednesday and Thursday earnings into account for the first weekend. ---- 183086126 ->>183077712 -Fpbp ---- 183086193 ->>183086029 -It dropped 40%. It's the best second weekend ever for an animated film ---- 183086205 ->>183079524 ->>183080743 ->>183083628 ->>183085120 -This is you pathetic sonygro ---- 183086211 ->>183086029 -the movie opened to 204m for the 5-day weekend (wed-sun) 146m was fri-sat-sun -87m second weekend (fri-sat-sun) is 41% drop ---- 183086235 ->>183086205 -kek ---- 183086514 ->>183081653 -Yes, sweetie, your side definitely didn't have an aneuyrsm when Chris Pratt was announced as Mario's voice. The hate campaign against Pratt definitely didn't happen, but it would've been good if it did. ---- 183086525 ->Seethe all you want corporations aren't going to stop making products. Maybe of you stopped blowing all your money on video games and magic cards and bought some stock you'd feel happy to be part of the capitalist engine tool ---- 183087019 ->>183086205 ->manchild revels he unironically wars over children's entertainment, further confirming how literally subhuman he is and that his mind is stuck at 12 years old - -You love to see it. I bet you get funny butterflies in your tummy and think of your childhood everytime you bing bing wahoo, don't you? ---- 183087081 ->>183085818 -Medfag Seething! ---- 183087097 ->>183077608 (OP) -So it won't beat Frozen II's lifetime box office, got it. ---- 183087158 ->>183086205 -No one mentioned Sony, shows how rent free they are in your head nintoddler, I'm sure your bing bing tablet will get a good game one day ---- 183087161 ->>183085120 -Mildly successful. Holy cope. I love how you retards live in your own separate reality where the Switch is a failure and a non-Disney animated movie nearing a billion dollar box office is a mild success. diff --git a/tv/183077911.txt b/tv/183077911.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d85376b63f0a42e3fd3e26692e8311e5699a1635..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183077911.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,257 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183077911 -Is this achievable natty? -How did he do it ---- 183077978 -Supervised steriod cycling combined with strict eating, intense work out routines, dehydration before filming, and after effect touch ups. ---- 183077989 -i jogged for the first time today ---- 183077991 ->>183077911 (OP) -steroids. ---- 183078019 ->>183077989 -Good for you, anon. ---- 183078024 ->>183077911 (OP) -its just cgi bro ---- 183078025 ->>183077978 ->squats and oats - -Fixed ---- 183078051 ->>183077911 (OP) -he's obviously juicing, if you want to see what purely natty looks like, look at prime chuck norris ---- 183078052 ->>183077989 - -You're gonna make it, friend. ---- 183078072 -just take steroids faggot ---- 183078085 ->>183078051 -In that case fuck this natty shit, I'm gonna go juice. ---- 183078153 ->>183078019 ->>183078052 -thank you frens ---- 183078167 -Drinking loads and then not drinking at all for a day or some shit ---- 183078168 ->>183077989 -Keep it up, slow and stay wins the race, be the turtle. I started with a simple rule of not stopping, no matter how slow, just keep going; now I run 10k every other day. Not vaxed so I don't have to worry about heart attacks. ---- 183078243 ->>183077911 (OP) -HGH with test and winstrol carefully cycled, extremely high protein and carb diet (4-5 kcal per day) and progressively weighted HIIT. ---- 183078342 ->>183077989 -good on you, mate. keep on keeping on. ---- 183078370 ->>183077911 (OP) -First one is. iirc he said that he was casted on short notice so he couldn't do any "proper" work-out for it and went as he was. - ->>183077989 ->pic related ---- 183078446 ->>183077911 (OP) -this type of physique is so fucking gay and offputting -no actually strong dude looks like this ---- 183078631 ->>183078446 - -Post a picture of what they should look like ---- 183078729 ->>183077911 (OP) -makeup, lighting and camera angles ---- 183078849 ->>183078631 -behold, the strongest man ---- 183079285 ->>183077989 -your alright anon ---- 183079390 ->>183077911 (OP) -Roids, dehydrate before filming. Very unhealthy in the long term. Don't do it. ---- 183079433 ->>183077989 -Proud of you, my niggy ---- 183079648 ->>183078168 ->>183078342 ->>183078370 ->>183079285 ->>183079433 ---- 183079666 ->>183077911 (OP) ->Is this achievable natty? -no ->How did he do it -roids ---- 183079790 ->>183078849 - -when you're in your 50s or 60s, sure. - -young men can def maintain abs natty. Not like OP's pic, but more like Glenn Powell in Top Gun Maverick. ---- 183079853 ->>183077911 (OP) ->>183077978 ->>183077989 ->>183077991 ->>183078019 ->>183078024 ->>183078025 ->>183078051 ->>183078052 ->>183078072 ->>183078085 ->>183078153 ->>183078167 ->>183078168 ->>183078243 ->>183078342 ->>183078370 ->>183078446 ->>183078631 ->>183078729 ->>183078849 ->>183079285 ->>183079390 ->>183079433 ->>183079648 ->>183079666 ->>183079790 -why did standards shift so much so fast ---- 183079891 ->>183077911 (OP) -He’s gay you know ---- 183079920 ->>183077911 (OP) ->Is this achievable natty - -no. you can't just be born with adamantium on ur bones. not even wolvie got there natty. ---- 183079944 ->>183078085 -you also have to do the work and if you have no idea what you're doing there are many likely side effects that could happen to you - -such as growing literal breast, going bald, having your entire body break out in horrific scared for life acne, becoming impotent, heart, kidney, liver failure to name a few ---- 183080320 ->>183078025 -you forgot the chicken and rice ---- 183080359 ->>183079853 -competition ---- 183080403 ->>183079944 -weird how none of this actually happens and everybody in la is on roids and living their best life while you lie to people to keep them shackled ---- 183080405 ->>183080359 ->competition didn't exist before the mid 2000s ---- 183080570 -Hugh said he's natty and I have no reason to believe he's lying ---- 183081286 ->>183080403 -tell that to Zac Effron's face ---- 183081407 ->>183077989 -have my children ---- 183081415 ->>183077911 (OP) -Why are his forearms so tiny? ---- 183081427 ->>183077911 (OP) ->bro you have 6 months to get ripped ->drugs it is then -Simple. ---- 183081664 ->>183077911 (OP) ->Is this achievable natty? -yes ->How did he do it -steroids ---- 183081696 ->>183077978 -fpbp ---- 183082967 ->>183077911 (OP) -Roids supplied by The Rock™ ---- 183083144 ->>183081286 -Zac Efron is a gay homosexual faggot and he’s also a jew ---- 183083342 ->>183077989 -fatass? you will keep it up until your knees start hurting -then you will give up ---- 183083458 ->>183077989 -Good job anon, WAGMI ---- 183083743 ->>183082569 -Any medfags care to elaborate? ---- 183083854 ->>183079944 -She's so hot bros. why does /tv/ think she's not? ---- 183083967 ->>183083854 -most anons here admit she has a great body aside from her potato face and shit personality ---- 183083993 ->>183083967 -she's hot but you just know she's just an awful pain in the balls ---- 183085314 ->>183078051 -It would never be that because Norris was a martial artist. A better one would be non-competitive Vince Gironda. ---- 183085464 ->>183077911 (OP) - -light weight, high reps ---- 183085516 ->>183080403 -That's why I said if you have no idea what you're doing the rich people in Hollywood have expert professionals giving them their drugs ---- 183085820 ->>183077978 -/thread ---- 183085864 ->>183077989 -Ever? ---- 183086202 ->>183077911 (OP) ->Is this achievable natty? -hell no. ->>183077989 -try to do 3 sets of pushups daily, no matter how few you can, 2 and a half months later and i can do 3 sets of 10-8, feels great considering i wasn't able to do a single one when i started. ---- 183086240 ->>183077911 (OP) -Right is achievable natty but you basically need a monk level dedication and have a near perfect diet. ---- 183086244 ->>183083144 -Takes one to know one steroid shill ---- 183086313 ->>183077911 (OP) -left pic? Yeah absolutely, in fact I'm bigger than him (eating vegetarian, also). ---- 183086338 ->>183077978 - -all the while women female actresses can just stop stuffing their face. ---- 183086377 ->>183077911 (OP) -The left one yes ---- 183086481 ->>183077911 (OP) -Aren't those pics like 13 years apart? ---- 183086530 ->>183077989 ->for the first time -Didn't most public high schools/middle schools force preteen/young teen kids run the mile? -Or did they stop that in last 10-15 years? - -Or does this fag mean first time in a day, in which case it would be stupid to say. -It's like me saying I drank water for first time today. -What's that? Oh yeah i drank it yesterday, but first time, for today. -This is stupid. ---- 183086534 ->>183077911 (OP) -Ten sets of pullups to failure one day per week and ten sets of push-ups to failure one day per week. 3 months bulking 3 months cutting ---- 183087376 ->>183086534 -No problem. I can get to failure well before 10 pull ups. This will be a breeze diff --git a/tv/183078721.txt b/tv/183078721.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8bbdea8cbea4b9e2f2a64ad294df154d12391d6d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183078721.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,393 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183078721 -I gotta take off ---- 183079048 ->>183078721 (OP) -james gandolfini was featured on hansen vs predator? ---- 183079233 ->>183078721 (OP) -reminder this guy killed himself because of his marriage or something ---- 183079381 ->>183078721 (OP) -What did he mean by this? ---- 183079417 ->>183079233 -Yeah but only around 15 years after the show. ---- 183079425 ->>183078721 (OP) ->>183079381 -If I recall correctly, he was the only predator allowed to call his wife while being arrested. ---- 183079481 ->>183079233 -Yeah like last year. What's suprising is that his wife stayed with him ---- 183079600 ->>183078721 (OP) -is that Ted Theodore logan's father ---- 183079721 ->>183079233 ->>183079381 -Wasn't he a doctor or dentist or something? ---- 183079802 ->>183079721 -Cancer research I think ---- 183079939 -What. No way. ---- 183079951 ->>183079802 ->>183079233 -truly a great loss then ---- 183080018 ->>183079939 -How did he get away with it? ---- 183080171 ->>183079233 ->lost all his fellow doctor friends and social circles as a result of this airing ->wife stayed with him and forgave ->children stood by his side and forgave him ->still killed himself despite his family unconditionally loving him ->couldn't be man enough to keep himself alive for them - -Really wasn't much of a man at all desu. I get living with that humiliation would be tough but ffs it's not like everyone disowned him ---- 183080198 ->>183078721 (OP) ->pretend to be someone else, there to pick up a girl for your friend -would this work? just deny its you in the chats? ---- 183080208 -Please sir I really posted in this thread for no reason ---- 183080248 -I would fly a drone over the area and look for anything suspicious/police etc. before going in. ---- 183080264 ->>183080248 -I would simply not try to fuck children ---- 183080300 ->>183078721 (OP) -Could diddlers get out of jail time if they just enter the room and say "chris hansen where are you?" cos if they get that on camera surely they could just tell the judge they knew it was a decoy/tv show trap the whole time. ---- 183080302 ->>183080171 -They forgave him on the surface but every time they see him they’re reminded of the fact he was on TCaP. At that point it’s just over ---- 183080323 ->>183080018 -he escaped to the beach ---- 183080346 ->>183080264 -the deco is like 19 idiot. ---- 183080351 ->>183080264 -well that's one way to look at it sure ---- 183080373 ->>183080248 ->>183080264 -one would simply join the police, be part of an undercover operation to entrap people, and then have one's fill of any of the people one had been assigned to protect. -standard practice ---- 183080384 ->>183080264 ->t. coward ---- 183080395 ->>183080264 ->children ---- 183080400 -OH CAWD ---- 183080592 -I was just getting something to eat! Sir, I was just getting something to eat! ---- 183080640 ->>183080171 -Probably caught them talking shit behind his back and offed himself. ---- 183080691 ->Hansen: You say here "Imma gonna lick you." ->Pred: I say that to everybody. ---- 183080700 ->>183080640 -He was drunk, had an argument with his wife, she left the house and came back later to find that he hung himself. Literally nothing to do with being caught on TCAP like 16 years earlier. ---- 183080711 -How the fuck have none of these guys ever snapped and tried to assassinate Chris? Or anyone involved with the show really. Especially the ones who an hero, at least take the ones who ruined your life down with you ---- 183080722 ->>183080700 -That's what she wants you to think. ---- 183080756 ->>183080711 ->at least take the ones who ruined your life down with you -Themselves they did just that. ---- 183080762 -These guys are all literal retards, not for trying to band a 14 year old but for falling for the chats. They were so obviously not actual teenagers they were talking to its insane they thought it was real. - -Also they did no opsec, like getting a picture of their face and reverse image searching it, searching up details like the school they say they go to. Theres lots of easy ways to check and see if the person you're talking to is even 10% a real person. They didnt even do the bare minimum, - -Also why incriminate yourself in a chat room, everyone knows everything you say online is public and may never be fully erased. The fact they openly talked about wanting to break the law is extremely low-iq behavior. - -They deserve a prison cell for their stupidy alone. Why did these middle aged losers think a teenager girl would want to hang out with them anyway, that didnt send up any red flags. Imagine getting catfished this easily. ---- 183080794 ->>183080756 -not intentionally. plus how many of them actually blame themselves? ---- 183080835 ->>183080300 -Most of them got off with a slap on the wrist anyways ---- 183080840 ->>183080711 -As someone who's worked in a a prison environment around a bunch of pedo teenagers, they're not hardened criminals. They're usually the best behaved amongst all the inmates. - -They're usually not violent, or aggressive, or act shitty compared to the other inmates. They're just more depraved and mentally/emotionally fucked up. ---- 183080855 ->>183080762 -I have to wonder what playbook they were using for this show. -Sometimes it seems like it's literally ->Hey timmy want to blow up a government building -tier of bait. ---- 183080856 ->>183080756 -yeah im sure these guys made the random laws that make it illegal to be in love with the wrong person. ---- 183080883 ->>183080762 -Some of them are legitimately very unintelligent or on the spectrum or are retarded. Some of them are in a "horny spell", and it's just too good to be true, so they're going all in without being cautious. ---- 183080885 ->>183080856 ->love ->internet chats -Internet girls are not real as demonstrated already. ---- 183080895 ->>183079381 -My life is over ---- 183080953 ->>183080592 -You call yourself Shane this time ---- 183080974 ->>183080762 -I don't think reverse image search existed then. When did Tineye come around? ->They deserve a prison cell for their stupidy alone. Why did these middle aged losers think a teenager girl would want to hang out with them anyway, that didnt send up any red flags. Imagine getting catfished this easily. -This is the main stickler: they had no self awareness whatsoever. -If you have no awareness of your place in the world you can expect to be surprised when the world fucks or tries to fuck you over. ---- 183080994 ->>183079381 -Should have pretended to pull and suicided by cop. ---- 183081091 ->Know a guy in real life who is now in prison for possession of child porn of a 12 year old ->Didnt know him all that well, just an acquaintance ->Had a conversation with him about Bjork once; he said he met her once and she was "like an innocent angel, or a flower child" ->He talked about how beautiful and wonderful he thought she was ->Now his comments, which were a bit creepy at the time, have a whole new meaning ->Still dont really know him but the whole thing is a bit surreal - -Sweet Garden of Life -When I ruminate on you, -A Strange world we have ---- 183081123 ->>183080171 -> >couldn't be man enough to keep himself alive for them -he did didn’t he? Someone said in this thread he barely killed himself last year. That’s the real head scratcher. Why stay alive for so long if your just going to kill yourself in 10 years? ---- 183081143 ->>183080018 -Not eating the cookie was the secret to his success. ---- 183081196 ->>183080762 ->Also they did no opsec, like getting a picture of their face and reverse image searching it ---- 183081223 ->It looks like Jerry is starting to get ANGRY ---- 183081280 ->>183080762 ->Why did these middle aged losers think a teenager girl would want to hang out with them anyway, that didnt send up any red flags. -Teenage girls parents are going away for the weekend, I wonder who she' gonna invite over? ---- 183081374 ->>183080351 -lmfao ---- 183081402 ->>183080018 -he stumbled out the back door ---- 183081648 ->>183081402 -He got caught later on ---- 183081704 ->>183081648 -But he was smart enough to not talk to the pigs and to get a lawyer. He got off. ---- 183081838 ->>183080994 -I'm surprised that hasn't happened before. Shouldn't someone have gone postal by now? You're exposed as a pedo in the most publicly humiliating way and they are armed men aiming at you, how hasn't one snapped ---- 183082458 -do u have condoum? ---- 183082474 ->>183081223 -Wtf? I haven't seen any of the new ones. Does he hog tie them before the interview, now? ---- 183082499 ->>183082458 -No. ---- 183082713 ->>183082499 -i must go shopping ---- 183082744 ->>183080762 ->reverse image search -This has only ever worked for me like 1 out of 3000 attempts when trying to find sauce. It's fucking usless. ---- 183083345 ->>183081838 -Most (if not all) predators think either what they did was not as big as it was, that there was no evidence, that they hadn't done anything so they were in the clear, that they were smarter than the police and could talk it out, or a mix of the previous. I would not be surprised if the majority thought they would walk out of that one without much of a problem ---- 183083443 ->>183083345 -a majority did ---- 183083538 ->>183082744 -yandex reverse image search is amazing, its incredible how good it is. not sure what you're searching for but ive never had any issue finding image sources. ---- 183083611 ->>183079233 ->gets his life ruined and kills himself when he never did anything to anyone ->land of the """"""""""""free""""""""'"' ---- 183083640 ->>183082744 ->t. too retarded to figure out how to reverse search images ---- 183083673 ->>183082713 -I say this out loud all the time when I have to go shopping. ---- 183083795 ->>183080840 ->pedo teenagers -How can you be a pedophile if youre also a child lmao do americans really arrest teenagers for having sex under 18 ---- 183083911 ->>183079233 ->>183078721 (OP) -How does a balding paedophile get a wife that will stay with him for 15 years but girls break up with me over the dumbest shit. - -I just got dumped because I sent three texts to my ex over the course of a year asking her to return my coffee maker. Apparently I shouldn't be talking to her at all and I mist be hiding something - -Women are funking insane ---- 183083914 ->>183082474 -no, but he is handcuffed. that specific screencap is from an interview where the guy purposefully faces the floor in a pouting sort of way to get the cameras out of his face and spite chris. ---- 183083940 ->>183081123 -How do you barely kill yourself? ---- 183083944 ->>183083911 -If she broke up with you over something as petty as that you're probably better off without her ---- 183083956 ->>183083911 -women are a meme ---- 183084020 ->>183083795 -in the future this whole era is going to seem so strange when there is no aoc and people realize it was a meaningless random law that served no purpose. People will be like "wait, you used to go to jail for falling in love with someone the goverment didnt approve of, no wonder everyone was miserable and there was constant violence and mass shootings back then" ---- 183084032 ->>183080592 -I HAVE BEEN IN TELEVISION FOR 24 YEARS AND I HAVE VERY SELDOM been AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ASK YOU FIRST. ---- 183084069 ->>183080592 -This was before they'd arrest the predators after catching them right? ---- 183084080 ->>183078721 (OP) ->>In January 2021, a woman on Instagram claiming to be the daughter of Wolin had announced his passing, showing pictures of a younger Wolin with her. The woman soon made her account private, however. Wolin was later removed from the Megan's Law Website furthering the idea that he has indeed passed. It was unknown what his exact cause of death was, until August 2021, when a YouTuber named "The Skip Tracer" uploaded a video of an official coroner's report he received, detailing Wolin's death. Wolin appeared to have hanged himself on January 6 of 2021. Reportedly, his exposure on TCaP and subsequent legal troubles weren’t the motivations behind his apparent suicide, but a drunken fight. - -dark ---- 183084127 ->>183083914 -What episode is it ---- 183084191 ->>183084127 -6 ---- 183084209 ->>183084127 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJ1otpEMRE [Embed] ---- 183084274 ->Dang! ---- 183084350 ->>183083911 -She wasn't that into you then. Also, why did the ex with the coffee machine break up? ---- 183084441 ->>183080835 -A part from being registered for life as pedo sexual predator, and having your face/name broadcasted across america... sure ---- 183084462 ->>183084441 -oh no fat retarded wagies are gonna know they prefer cunny. no one cares. ---- 183084489 ->>183080592 -Damn Star Citizen would've probably been done by now if Robert stopped trying to fuck children on national TV. ---- 183084569 ->>183078721 (OP) -What was the point of asking his wife for $30,000? Did think he can bride the cops or something? ->>183079381 -Murdered a perfectly good pair of sunglasses. ---- 183084699 ->>183084569 ->What was the point of asking his wife for $30,000? Did think he can bride the cops or something? -if I was one of the cops and a pedo offered me 30k id destroy the videos and chatlogs myself. ---- 183084703 ->>183080346 -Cope pedo ---- 183084739 ->>183084703 -being into 19 year olds is pedo now? whats the new age of consent like 30? i cant keep up. ---- 183084775 ->>183084739 -If a 19 year old looks underage and you are attracted to this person who looks underage then you are a pedo ---- 183084806 ->>183084775 -so this chick is just never allowed to date? her boyfriend/fiance at the time was a pedo? what about people who find jenna ortega attractive? are they pedos too? is there anyone who isnt a pedo? ---- 183084836 ->>183084806 ->so this chick is just never allowed to date? her boyfriend/fiance at the time was a pedo? -yes but her boyfriend must be underage or else pedo ---- 183084898 ->>183079048 -fpwp based faceblind anon ---- 183084901 ->>183083911 ->believing female gaslighting -She was just looking for an excuse, anon ---- 183084940 ->>183083673 -yeah me too actually ---- 183085360 ->>183084020 -But the mass shootings are done by underage people ---- 183085455 ->>183083673 -Based and same ---- 183085504 ->>183085360 -because no one older is legally allowed to love them and make eerything okay for them. ---- 183085537 ->>183084836 -her boyfriend was the same age as her. They were both legal adults. How can two legal adults being in a relationship with eachother mean they are pedos? Take your meds ---- 183085575 ->>183085537 -Take your prescribed medications asap ---- 183085587 ->>183085537 -What if a 5 year old was frozen for 20 years and emerged looking like a 5 year old but was actually 25 years old? Same thing. You would be a pedo. ---- 183085797 ->>183084069 -exactly, yeah -the first season no one got arrested just exposed ---- 183085809 ->>183085587 -in your scenario would her mind be that of a 5 year old or that of a 25 year old? that's kind of important ---- 183085823 ->>183085809 -No it's not because all women have the mind of a child ---- 183085841 ->>183085587 -she was a 19-yrar-old adult who had lived 19 years just like her fiance. I dont see how you can argue 19 is too young to date another 19 year old. It's bizzare and makes little sense. ---- 183085871 ->>183080018 -He was cute. Built good ---- 183085876 ->>183085823 -so it should be illegal to date any woman of any age because they all have the mind of a child? ---- 183085904 ->>183085876 -no it's how they look that matters ---- 183085906 ->>183080756 -Kino ---- 183085933 ->>183083911 -lol I literally had an affair and got the girl pregnant and my gf still loves me ---- 183086086 ->>183085876 -yes ---- 183086140 ->>183085876 -I don’t get why you’re even arguing because you literally are a pedophile ---- 183086168 ->TCAP thread ->devolves into arguments against sex with women entirely ---- 183086284 ->>183086168 ---- 183086401 ->>183083911 ->how does someone born two or three decades before the internet and smartphones find a woman that isn't terminally online? -Truly a mystery for the ages. diff --git a/tv/183078931.txt b/tv/183078931.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ef66279df466d4b78d0f6f9616e214cea6ec6ef4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183078931.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,253 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183078931 -Claudia Wells was so pretty in that 80s girl sense, while Elisabeth Shue has a man jaw. -What a terrible recasting job. ---- 183079023 ->>183078931 (OP) -Left is coomer bait. Right will give you strong sons. ---- 183079071 ->>183079023 -Men can't give birth, anon. ---- 183079079 ->>183078931 (OP) -Claudia Christian played her for a bit too, maybe during the Stoltz shoot, I don’t remember exactly. ---- 183079163 ->>183078931 (OP) -Why'd they recast her? ---- 183079314 ->>183079163 ->Why'd they recast her? -She retired from acting after Back to the Future 1 in order to take care of her mother who had cancer. ---- 183079337 ->>183079079 -Never heard of that. Though I wouldn't be surprised, according to recent reveals they shot way more of the Stoltz's version than was previously thought for decades, probably over 60% if not more. ---- 183079657 -Umm Elizabeth won ---- 183079709 ->>183079657 -Listen now, all these ladies are 100 years old, it's rude to laugh at them. At least they're alive which you most certainly won't be in their age. ---- 183079845 ->>183078931 (OP) -It’s Shue’s wig that made her look less attractive. Her with her natural blonde hair is absolute kino. Pretty wild they were able to hide her body so well in this movie too ---- 183079943 ->>183078931 (OP) -Claudia gave up appearing in the sequels to be with her sick mom, and then left acting to open a clothing store. She also said her kiss scene with Marty was her first kiss with a boy. ---- 183079980 ->>183079845 -The wig is terrible but her manjaw is ever present. ---- 183080052 ->>183079943 ->She also said her kiss scene with Marty was her first kiss with a boy. -That's sweet and trad. ---- 183080090 ->>183079980 -Sometimes a strong jaw on a woman is a good thing ---- 183080142 ->>183078931 (OP) -Shue's best asset is her thick body, which Jennifer's outfit doesn't really show. ---- 183080186 ->>183078931 (OP) -Adventures in Babysitting is comfy kino, her expressive face really made the movie. On a side note, making the little sister a Thor fan was unusual but way ahead of its time. ---- 183080220 ->>183080142 -god what an ass she had in leaving las vegas ---- 183080377 -Elisabeth Shue works best as a milf, not as cute 80s girl. ---- 183080619 ->>183078931 (OP) ->horseface good ->"manjaw" bad -What is the idea that any jaw or chin that isn't an anime girl is a tranny? Is that why shitlenials and zoomers call everyone a tranny now? ---- 183080701 ->>183080619 -calm down tranny lover ---- 183080720 ->>183080619 -ywnbaw ---- 183080752 ->>183078931 (OP) -strong jaws (and noses) on women are kino. ---- 183080816 ->>183079023 ->>183080090 ->>183080752 -Based ---- 183080861 ->>183078931 (OP) -I watched entire trilogy like 10 times at least and I never knew it had different actress. ---- 183080867 ->>183080701 ->>183080720 -Sure thing Chaim. ---- 183080879 -The wall takes no prisoners. ---- 183080912 ->>183080879 -Looks like that dongles controversy lady. ---- 183080944 ->>183080879 - -I love how women convince themselves that this type of shit looks good and all her friends and family tell her she looks great while behind her back they talk about how terrible she looks. ---- 183081032 -I prefer Shue generally but they were meant to be Chad and Stacey and that came across better in BttF1. ---- 183081147 ->>183080879 -Damn and here I was thinking Elizabeth Shue was looking old when she was in The Boys and Cobra Kai but she fucking mogs this thing ---- 183081435 ->>183080937 -aren't they all ---- 183081740 ->>183080879 ->Claudia Wells -is this the bud light tranny? ---- 183081784 ->>183081147 -she always looked the milfest of the milfs ---- 183082013 ->>183081032 -Aye. ---- 183082019 ->>183078931 (OP) ->After her mother was diagnosed with cancer, Wells put her career on hold for family reasons, and told the studio she would be unavailable to reprise her Back to the Future role for the two sequels. Actress Elisabeth Shue replaced her. -Pretty sad desu. ---- 183082074 ->>183078931 (OP) -I'd still put my shue in her vagina. And by shue I mean penis. And by vagina I mean asshole. ---- 183082096 ->>183082019 -She seems pretty satisfied with the decision - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GImHHzA0F0 [Embed] ---- 183082226 ->>183080879 -ELIZABETH WON IN THE END, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW COOMERS ---- 183082273 ->>183079079 -holy christ how many times did they shoot this movie ---- 183082587 ->>183082273 -they had a time machine ---- 183082848 -TELL ME DOCTOR ---- 183082875 ->>183079337 -they've always lied about this kind of shit, and the people who get fucked over tend to have NDAs in their contracts anyway so they couldn't tell the truth if they wanted -any time news of reshoots hits publicly, it's all but guaranteed to be ten times more of a clusterfuck than the studio/director/actors will admit, and shills will tell you ->every movie has reshoots, it's not a big deal! -but an extra weekend of pickup shots and going months over the production schedule or having to bring actors back half a year later are not the same thing, the latter two options are becoming way more common than they ever used to be -I would not surprised if there was an entire finished workprint of Stoltz Back to the Future, it wouldn't exist now, but it easily could have back then ---- 183082934 ->>183082074 -Based ---- 183082941 ->>183080861 -You and me too fren ---- 183083318 ->>183080861 -brainlet ---- 183083319 ->>183078931 (OP) -This was a jarring downgrade to me as a kid and I even went back to rewind bttf kek ---- 183083466 ->>183083319 -yea ---- 183083819 ->>183082875 ->I would not surprised if there was an entire finished workprint of Stoltz Back to the Future -I mean, the clips that exist look finished so there must be more. They even kept one shot with Stoltz in the final version, when he hits Biff you can see his black hair. ---- 183083972 ->>183079709 ->100 years old ---- 183084154 ->>183082226 -Women with strong jaws age better ---- 183084234 ->>183079657 -oh no ---- 183084460 -Shue STILL looks good. See >>183082226 - -the other chick looks like >>183079657 - >>183080879 ---- 183084660 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzi1OdnYjKY&pp=ygUPQlRURiB0aGUgc2VyaWVz [Embed] - -This wasn't a bad cartoon sequel, it's no Men in Black or Godzilla, but still fun. ---- 183084672 ->>183080052 ->first kiss is being paid to kiss someone you just met while an old jew films it ->omg so trad!!! -fucking retard ---- 183084727 ->>183084672 ->not getting fucked in the ass before you're on a holywood set -An impossibly based win for tradness. ---- 183084765 ->>183080052 -Are you retarded? ---- 183084834 ->>183084765 -kys ---- 183084982 -Lea Fapson is where it's at ---- 183085026 ->>183080879 -MIRROR! ---- 183085096 ->>183079023 -Or hideous daughters. Besides, coomerbait wins when we're talking about women none of us will ever have kids with ---- 183085103 ->>183085026 -MIRROR! ---- 183085186 ->>183078931 (OP) ->Claudia's big soft fluffy hair -Why did that style have to go away? It's so feminine. ---- 183085680 ->>183085186 -I miss torpedo boobs also. ---- 183085703 ->>183085186 -Excessive hair spray went out of fashion ---- 183085743 -This is due to changing the timeline. People can have entirely different facial features when there are subtle changes made in the past. ---- 183085759 ->>183078931 (OP) ->Elisabeth Shue has a man jaw. What a terrible recasting job. - -I don't know, you might be a dumb faggot. ---- 183085790 ->>183085759 ->reddit spacing -go back ---- 183085886 ->>183080220 -I like the one where she plays the retard and walks into her brother's meeting butt naked. Ass that good should be against the law. ---- 183085940 ->>183078931 (OP) -lulz, i've never even realized they swapped the actress ---- 183085969 ->>183085743 -OP's pic is supposed to be the exact same scene, after Marty returns to 1985. ---- 183085989 ->>183082226 ->>183081147 -The only possible downside I can see to being with a MILF is if they have a lack of sex drive as they get older. Do some women actually get more horny as they age? If Shue wants it all the time, then she's still a 10 for me. ---- 183086014 -Idk I saw leaving las vegas and shue was hot as fuck ---- 183086220 ->>183080377 -based ---- 183086234 ->>183085886 -pics? ---- 183086307 ->>183086234 -https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/m/molly.html ---- 183086380 ->>183086307 ---- 183086682 ->>183084982 ---- 183087184 ->>183078931 (OP) -You watch your whore mouth about Elisabeth Shue. diff --git a/tv/183079000.txt b/tv/183079000.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 658297dee03b6ac9909084816e6c78afb4ec464a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183079000.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,234 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183079000 -Frasier chads... it's time ---- 183079063 -What was bulldogs problem? Is it manlet cope? ---- 183079090 ->>183079063 -he never learned ---- 183079923 ->>183079000 (OP) -As the average gay millenial watching Frasier, Bulldog was the most fuckable character. ---- 183079962 ->>183079063 -what? he was a retard but things sucked. they were total BS. fair of him to call it out. ---- 183080331 ->>183079923 ->Bulldog was the most fuckable character -to top or to bottom to ---- 183081142 ->>183079000 (OP) -gay -gay -gay -gay -why is every actor in this show GAY?? ---- 183081202 -I fucking love Roz, bros. How do I get a Roz gf? - ->she's the town bike -Yeah, I know. But I like aggressive girls ---- 183081225 ->>183081202 ---- 183081256 ->>183081108 -the NEET arc was kino ---- 183081263 ->>183079000 (OP) -Time for what? We can't possibly get a table at Henri's at this hour, Niles. ---- 183081325 ->>183081256 -wasn't he basically always a neet? sure he had a radio show to host but that was more of a hobby than an actual job ---- 183081770 ->>183081256 -can someone clip the scene in this ep where he says its all over? I need it for my its over collection ---- 183081882 ->>183079063 -He carried the show ---- 183082090 -HOW are we feeling this fine sunday night Frasier bros? ---- 183083237 ->>183079000 (OP) -Frasier is one of the most cozy shows ever made. ---- 183083332 ->>183083228 ->actor's face when he's gay for real ---- 183083455 ->>183083332 -kek man Niles is so based ---- 183084113 -frasier invest in bitcoin -frasier run a mining farm ---- 183084137 ->>183084113 -Coming in S12 soon ---- 183085170 -CAM WINSTON ---- 183085273 ->>183084113 ->it's a frasier is fired for telling another troon to neck themselves live on air ---- 183085623 ->>183083228 -The Frasier gay episode is great I laugh as hard as Martin ---- 183085657 ->>183081108 -he was great in the simpsons ---- 183085771 ->>183081256 -Watching the episode about the Curse right now. ---- 183085811 ->>183082090 -EX-quisite! ---- 183085833 -Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys ---- 183085837 ->>183079063 -this sucks! this is total BS! ---- 183085849 -Love seeing Eddie ---- 183085867 ->>183085833 -is he talking about anal sex? ---- 183085947 ->>183083228 -I wonder if this is on one of the season 1 episodes I don’t have. My dear, late father-in-law made discs of the entire series for me but one disc in Season 1 is a duplicate and there are 6 episodes of Frasier that I’ve never seen. ---- 183085984 ->>183085273 ->"Well, 'Brianna', I assume because your given name was Brian, wasn't it, all of your problems are based on what we in the psychiatric profession call 'autogynephelia', that is, a philia of one's own genitals, but in order to rectify this in our minds we come up with outlandish stories, like 'I was born into the wrong body' and 'having the defining primary sex characteristic of a man doesn't make me male, it's a female penis', well Brianna I believe I have a solution for you, and that is to join the 41% and rising of your so-called "peers" ->Roz gasps ---- 183086011 -I like the episode where they're in the cabin and Frasier realises that despite all the one sided trysts, not a single person was actually after him ---- 183086016 ->>183085947 -Time to take the 4:3 HD pill download anon ---- 183086060 ->>183086011 -That’s one of my favorites. The blonde lady has nice feet. ---- 183086123 ->>183086016 -I envy you. I’m useless at downloading anything. I wish I had it. ---- 183086152 ->>183085867 -He's a happily married man, anon. You've all heard him mention Deb. Well, how often has he said, "I must be running along now, Deb will be waiting." - -Verification not required. ---- 183086178 ->>183086123 -https://www2 (dot) rarbggo.to/ -Frasier (1993) Season 1-11 S01-S11 (1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 2.0 Silence) [QxR] ---- 183086247 ->>183085984 -Well, now, off you go! ---- 183086250 ->>183086178 ->rarbggo.to -kek wtf is that fake site? real rarbg is rarbg.to ---- 183086258 ->>183086123 -You could just buy it if you dont know how to download it ---- 183086274 ->>183086250 ->Using the FBI honey pot site -lmao ---- 183086293 ->>183086178 -You’re one of the good ones, anon! Thank you! ---- 183086310 ->>183086178 ->>183086250 -i use rarbgget.org while we're sharing -ublock origin necessary of course ---- 183086325 ->>183086274 -it's obviously a trash site ---- 183086369 ->>183086325 -compare that to the real rarbg ---- 183086496 ->>183086325 ->>183086369 -rarbg.to doesnt work for me for whatever reason ---- 183086506 ->>183086258 -This stinks! This is total BS! But I guess I’ll have to. It’s worth it for the 6 episodes. ---- 183086786 -I hate the VPN meme ---- 183086821 ->>183085984 -kino ---- 183087304 ->>183087204 -he just like me fr ---- 183087528 -Man they had Eddie insanely well trained ---- 183087927 ->>183087905 ---- 183088049 -God i love old sitcom sets ---- 183088062 ->>183088049 ---- 183088125 ->>183088062 ---- 183088192 -A while back I took the time and re-screenshotted most of the common Frasier reaction images ---- 183088215 ->>183088192 -In tiny resolution ---- 183088273 ->>183088215 -yeah because I only dl'd the 540p rips but I don't think there's much difference ---- 183088293 ->>183088273 -I mean there is one bro ---- 183088392 ->>183088293 -the only difference is that on the 1080p rip the film grains are more noticeable which is actually is a drawback because it's very distracting and doesn't look like the old dvd rips at all ---- 183088484 ->>183088392 -pleb as fuck take lmao ---- 183088566 ->>183088049 -you tell a lot of work went into this, even though they only used it once ---- 183088593 ->>183088484 -no it's not, 1080p looks like there's static overlay on the image ---- 183088620 -Fraiser or Seinfeld? Which is better? ---- 183088623 ->>183088593 -pleb ---- 183088642 ->>183088620 -Seinfeld has the better quality rip, but Frasier is the better show ---- 183088690 ->>183088620 -friends is for teens -seinfeld is for 20+ -frasier is for 30+ ---- 183088720 ->>183088125 ->>183088342 ->>183088642 ->watches 1080p rips ->takes screenshots in random resolution -what did he mean by this? ---- 183088788 ->>183088720 -I do them by hand, its called SOUL ---- 183089649 -my mum thinks "Ham Radio" is the most hilarious episode of any show ever. She always dies laughing at Roz trying to say "I can't believe any of my guests could be a multiple murderer" ---- 183089676 ->>183089649 -based mum ---- 183091342 ->>183090227 -Way too comfy. ---- 183092260 ->>183083362 -Officer Nasty! ---- 183093457 ->>183087528 -Once you notice that Eddie is always looking offscreen at his trainer even when he's just laying down, you'll never not notice it ---- 183094224 ->>183093457 -There's an episode where you can see the trainer's hand. It's weird that they keep it considering it takes 1/5th of the screen. diff --git a/tv/183079635.txt b/tv/183079635.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4b614af632a41bba1aa0564e80f76c3042e4fcf0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183079635.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,299 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183079635 ->Heroic cops break the law to get evidence ->The evidence is rightfully thrown out by a "scumbag" lawyer and a "bleeding heart" judge ->Cops blame the system for daring to protect people's rights and never consider the fact that it's their own damn fault for breaking the rules -What exactly do these cop shows want? A police state where nobody has any rights, the cops can break in wherever they want and torture whoever they want until they "confess" with even less consequences, and nobody gets a fair trial? ---- 183079764 ->>183079635 (OP) ->A police state where nobody has any rights, the cops can break in wherever they want and torture whoever they want until they "confess" with even less consequences, and nobody gets a fair trial? -That is EXACTLY what liberals and leftists want. ---- 183080011 ->>183079764 -What are you talking about? The left goes way into the other direction, they're the ones who have been trying to defund the police and restrict their power for years. They're the ones who want prosecutors to convict less people and for less time. ---- 183080270 ->>183080011 -They're trying pretty hard to put Trump away so he's less of a political threat rather than because anything he did was particularly bad or illegal. ---- 183080834 ->>183079635 (OP) -It's especially dumb because often given the circumstances the judge wouldn't have thrown the case out because real life judges hate doing so and have come up with all sorts of workarounds like the inevitable discovery doctrine ("the cops probably would have found it eventually anyway, so who cares"). ---- 183081482 ->>183080270 -He illegally cooked the books for his private businesses and presidential campaigns. Trump is a walking white collar financial crime. Why are you lot still crying over him? Take it as an opportunity to reform your party into something independent voters want to vote for again. ---- 183081593 ->>183079764 -No they want to defund the local police and turn everything over to the FBI who are their personal gestapo. As usual its liberals wanting to weaken the state and empower the federal government. ---- 183081711 ->>183081593 -The FBI is and has always been conservative, what are you talking about? The current director was even nominated by Trump. ---- 183081749 ->>183081482 -You're not even American retard. We don't care what you think. ---- 183081905 ->>183079635 (OP) ->nobody gets a fair trial? -Throwing out objectively legitimate evidence because it doesn't fit some specific bureaucratic bullshit process is how you get unfair trials, retard. ---- 183082011 ->>183081749 -I voted against him in favor of the other guy twice, and would happily do it again a 3rd time if asked. Stay mad. ---- 183082012 ->>183081905 -Food of the poisoned tree, my friend. When cops just break laws and procedures and conveniently “find” incriminating evidence it’s likely planted rather than legitimate. ---- 183082638 ->>183082012 -This, the cops get away with enough bullshit as is, even if they themselves rarely get punished for their actions, there need to be consequences on the legal side to dissuade this kind of behavior. ---- 183082852 ->>183082638 -The only answer to that is murder, anon. You want to deter police? Adding more laws will only go so far. Putting in a law that effectively makes it okay for civilians to murder them to prevent that shot in the first place will create enough chaos they won't bother enforcing laws in the first place. What person wants to enforce laws when your life that was already on the line is no longer protected from acts of violence from the public to prevent themselves from being arrested or prosecuted in the first place. ---- 183082872 ->>183080270 -Can something be "particularly" illegal? Are there different levels of legality? ---- 183082914 ->>183079635 (OP) ->guy is hauled in for questioning off the street ->after 2 separate questionings "I want my lawyer" ->scene of all the cops behind the window in despair that he exercised his right to legal representation ---- 183082968 ->>183079635 (OP) -Every time the cops crossed the line, there was always a voice of reason on the DAs side calling them out, until Cutter becomes the DA, then they go full loose canon and blur the lines as much as possible. I don't watch the current reboot after seeing an episode. Complete garbage. ---- 183083138 ->>183082914 -Yeah, that's literal propaganda. Remember Anons, ALWAYS ask for a lawyer, ESPECIALLY if you're innocent. ---- 183083227 -friendly reminder -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE [Embed] ---- 183083773 -i miss briscoe ---- 183083959 ->>183083227 ->it's a federal offence to be in possession of a lobster ->no, really -do USAnians… oh wait they do. ---- 183084638 ->>183083959 -Nobody cares what Europoors think. You guys are the modern day 1984. ---- 183084689 ->>183083959 -A quick internet search shows this is completely false. I can go out to the market and buy a live lobster and keep it as a pet right now if i wanted. ---- 183084791 ->>183084638 ->you guys -Europe is 50 countries. none the examples you have in mind, NONE of them is remotely equivalent to a US federal crime. ---- 183084826 ->>183084689 -nobody should ignore the law. ---- 183084852 ->>183082872 -I suppose felonies are definitely worse than non-felonies ---- 183084933 ->>183079635 (OP) -Always pissed me off watching this when they act like the biggest scum fucks possible to someone that was completely innocent and then they just act all frustrated that they couldn’t fuck some rando over when they find out they were wrong ---- 183084934 ->>183079635 (OP) -I haven't watched hundreds of hours of law and order or anything but I feel like most cop shows have a character who is a stickler for the rules and they're pretty much always shown to be right. ---- 183085047 ->>183081711 -the FBI is hardcore leftist now ---- 183085053 ->>183084791 -Texas takes up close to 3% of your continent, and that's just 1 state. European countries are just more compact, poorer, United "States". Cope. ->>183084826 -Go ahead and provide evidence that's a punishable law in burgerland. ---- 183085121 ->>183084934 -On the contrary, the stickler for the rules is either a no-good obstructionist bureaucrat, or a rookie who doesn't know any better and eventually learns the error of his ways and is converted to "breaking the rules to catch bad guys=good". ---- 183085167 ->>183085047 -Why? Because they took classified documents from Trump's house that he lied about returning after almost 2 years of stalling at the DOJ's request? ---- 183085195 ->>183085053 -wtf are you on? you say "Europe is 1984", I say "no because first of all we have no actual European criminal law" and then you start a dick size contest out of nowhere. are you alright, anon? ->Go ahead and provide evidence that's a punishable law in burgerland. -watch the video ---- 183085367 ->>183085195 -You brought up how Europe is 50 countries, I'm only showing you how irrelevant that is when you guys are a union and so compact anyway. You guys can't own a gun. Cucked the hardest for the clot shot mandates. Have a nanny state, and I could go on. I only refer to the main relevant Europoor countries like Germany, France and Britain, but I'm sure it's overall not a pleasant experience for the expression of freedom over there. ---- 183085381 -ACAB ---- 183085399 ->>183084934 -L&O (the show, not the franchise) as a whole is pretty balanced. sometimes they get away with it, another time it backfires. no general rule. -sometimes the "good cop" do something that the audience thinks is reasonable, and yet the DA is still put in a bum because of it. ---- 183085552 ->>183079635 (OP) ---- 183085584 ->>183079635 (OP) -They literally harassed Burt Young's character into acting out violently but left it ambiguous if he even committed the crimes ---- 183085700 ->>183079635 (OP) -There've been a number of episodes (good episodes) where the B-story is all about the cops and/or DA's office venting their frustrations with struggling to play by rules the criminals don't, as well as episodes where they rightfully call out when a character goes too far or tainted evidence needs to be thrown out. It's a lot of good back and forth. - -Or at least it was, I haven't watched it in years. - -Heard that guy from Burn Notice is a regular now, so I'm tempted to give it another chance. ---- 183085718 ->>183085367 ->you guys are a union -no we aren't. Europe is not the EU. the EU is not a state. ->You guys can't own a gun -in many countries you can, sometimes as freely as in the US. no general rule. ->Have a nanny state -same as above. -if I say "you Americans can't drink before 21" you'll say "only in some states". however if I say "you Americans can't do X because X is a federal crime", it is literally correct. ->I only refer to the main relevant Europoor countries like Germany, France and Britain -moving goalposts. but please tell me where in the US you live so I can tell you it's irrelevant. -> I'm sure it's overall not a pleasant experience for the expression of freedom over there. -judging by how many extraditions to the US were refused by those "relevant" European countries, I'll say it could be worse. ---- 183085764 ->>183085399 -I've only seen a limited amount of SVU but it seemed even-keeled to me. Stabler is hardly sympathetic. He's impulsive, often violent, his home life is failing, and it's implied that he has pedo tendencies himself. And while Olivia is the more rational one, even she tries to put away/harasses innocent people multiple times and is shown to be in the wrong for it. ---- 183085777 ->>183085584 ->left it ambiguous if he even committed the crimes -No they didn't. It was explicitly stated he was guilty for the original crime he was charged for and he ends up attempting the same crime again before being killed, but yes, the cops did abuse their power and made his life a living hell that probably pushed him over the edge. ---- 183085778 ->>183085584 -Wasn't there an SVU episode where some rapist gets paroled and they literally entrap him into committing another rape? Like I recall Stabler going undercover and constantly goading him to leer at girls, even buys the guy a van with blacked out windows to go trolling around in. Like what the fuck? ---- 183085793 ->>183083959 ->simply say something that hurts someones feelings ->Police in Europe can come and arrest ytou and throw you in jail ---- 183085807 ->>183081593 ->>183081711 -FBI is Jew controlled Stasi. ---- 183085810 ->>183080011 -Anarcho-tyranny. A black man who burns a white family to death gets let off because of "restorative justice" policies while a white man who commits "hate speech" gets put in prison for twenty years. The police and politicians ignore Pakistani rape gangs while somebody gets arrested for leaving a plate of bacon in front of a mosque. Enabling criminals to run free while targeting law abiding citizens. ---- 183085817 ->>183079635 (OP) -Blue Bloods dips into this occasionally. Also I forget the show but there was this one where this female cop was going around harassing everyone about an old case and threatening jail time for not answering questions, I thought it was setting her up to be corrupt but she was the hero of the story. ->>183085167 -Glow ops against the right, like the fake Whitmer one. ---- 183085834 ->>183085764 -SVU is by far the worst and least nuanced L&O show, unless you watched the very early seasons. ---- 183085877 ->>183083773 -The show died when he died ---- 183085888 ->>183085793 ->source: dude trust me, I speak all 80 main European languages and I read all their newspapers. ---- 183085894 ->>183085399 -'Marathon' comes to mind - the one where some gangbanger confesses to Briscoe and nobody believes him because he's been getting loose and rough with the suspects on this case, and all their evidence ends up getting thrown out. In the end he and Green have to work their asses off to find new evidence that can nail the guy who later admits to the confession. - -Good ambiguous episode - the cops are wrong for playing fast and loose with evidence and get nailed for it, but at the same time you can understand why they have a hard time dealing with an especially frustrating case ---- 183085925 ->>183085718 ->in many countries you can, sometimes as freely as in the US. no general rule. -Go ahead and name 3. I've never heard of anyone in the US being arrested for teaching their dog how to do a Sieg Heil salute. Never heard of anyone being arrested for wrong think posts on their social media. You know what I have heard? Guys who were stationed in European countries that couldn't wait to come home because of how bad it was. Especially during your COVID restrictions. ---- 183085932 ->>183085888 -Wasted trips. Do you think we're fucking retarded? ---- 183085967 ->>183085834 -SVU's quality fucking *nosedived* after Stabler left. Sort of like NCIS after Tony and Ziva bailed. ---- 183086010 ->>183085834 -And it's no coincidence that it's the most popular amongst the normies. Whenever I say OG L&O is my favorite of the franchise, normies can't comprehend how SVU isn't my preferred slop. ---- 183086062 ->>183086010 ->normies can't comprehend how SVU isn't my preferred slop. -That's because SVU is the only one that was airing for the better part of two decades before Organized Crime came along. ---- 183086068 ->>183085894 -I remember the one where Green put a toothpick in a door lock to buy a few seconds until the warrant arrived. it's typically the kind of trick any other cop on any other show would get away with, but in L&O they lost all the main evidence because of this. ---- 183086090 ->>183085793 -Would make for a good L&O spinoff. ->In the criminal justice system, the most heinous of speech is policed by the men and women of the Online Hate Crime Hub. These are their stories. ->*DUN DUN* -SHE WAS DIFFERENTLY-ABLED AND YOU CALLED HER THE R-WORD, YOU SICK BASTARD!!! ---- 183086107 ->>183086062 -The original Law and Order was airing from 1990 to late 2000s...are you stupid? ---- 183086136 ->>183086010 -Had an opportunity to rewatch some of the old seasons and it's impressive how much those first couple seasons actually still hold up. Of course it gets better once Jerry Orbach joins the cast, but still, it was pretty good. ---- 183086187 ->>183085894 -I liked the one where Greevy gets a confession or something by letting two suspects sit in his cop car because they had no 'expectation of privacy' since they were out in public and 'free to leave'. ---- 183086216 ->>183079635 (OP) -Maybe stop breaking the law yourself so you don't have to worry about what cops do? - -OP you're a dumb as fuck nigger that can't really comprehend the fact that either the rules apply to both sides or they don't; and when they don't, don't cry like a little bitch that the cops aren't playing fair. ---- 183086236 ->>183085817 -Blue Bloods is pure copaganda, so no wonder. ---- 183086316 ->>183079635 (OP) -Don't forget superiors viewing their entire police forces as fully expendable and in infinite supply ---- 183086340 ->>183086107 -OK, the better part of 2 decades is an exaggeration. But SVU was still the only L&O show on the air from the time the OG ended until Organized Crime started. And Organized Crime has an SVU character as the protagonist. -You can't be surprised that SVU is what the average TV watcher thinks of when you talk about L&O. It's recency bias. ---- 183086395 ->>183085888 ---- 183086406 ->>183079635 (OP) -Ahhhh, anons take on politiczzzzzz. Always great points ---- 183086413 ->>183085925 ->more whaboutism -still won't change the fact that Europe has no federal criminal law, no glowies and no unelected Supreme Court that can make law. -I never heard about anybody in Europe that was arrested for transporting a lobster, or getting shot because they had itchy pants in front of a cop. ---- 183086436 ->>183086340 -I just think the average TV watcher has shit taste ---- 183086437 -*jokes over your corpse* ---- 183086461 ->>183079635 (OP) -Have you watched the show? This doesn't happen the way you think it does. Evidence gets thrown out but it's usually because of some tricky situation that is argued. It's never done in bad faith like you are trying to say, except maybe a few times throughout the whole series. ---- 183086462 ->>183086395 ->UK -I don't care. not British. ---- 183086475 ->>183086406 -Now do communism. ---- 183086508 ->>183086136 -I enjoy seeing actors who are big today playing random bit parts in OG L&O ---- 183086545 ->>183086216 -There was a story not 48 hours ago about the police doing a no-knock warrant on the wrong house and blowing some innocent guy away. Cops can make mistakes and when they do it can go very, *very* badly for law abiding citizens. The rules aren't there to make life easier for criminals, they're there to try and make it a little bit harder for cops to fuck with the lives of innocent people. - -Yeah, it sucks that sometimes shitty people get away with doing shitty things, the world's not perfect, but it's better than giving the cops carte blanche to do whatever they want to whoever they think is guilty. ---- 183086598 ->>183086437 -We should all be so lucky. ---- 183086721 ->>183086437 ->my corpse hearing his joke about the way I died ---- 183086747 ->>183086413 ->Whataboutism -Look at the cute underage attempting to cry fallacies he doesn't understand, why implementing that same exact fallacy in his response. I'll make it easy for (You), name 3 countries that you can own a gun "as freely as in the US. no general rule." ---- 183086903 ->>183086508 ->that robin williams episode of svu -cameokino ---- 183087048 -The best pairing in the show. ---- 183087130 ->>183086747 ->while implementing that same exact fallacy in his response -yeah I did it on purpose so you could realise how stupid it is and stop doing it in your own posts. you've done half of the job. ->you can own a gun as freely as in the US -Switzerland, Finland, Czech Republic. hunting firearms are legal almost everywhere and (in general) can be used fosr self-defense. ---- 183087280 ->>183087130 ->i was being retarded on purpose ->Switzerland, Finland, Czech Republic -You clearly don't understand the meaning of our 2nd Amendment if you think any of those counties are comparable to owning a gun here. Anyway, it's clear you don't understand anything about Burgerland other than memes and what you read on the internet. As shitty as our shithole is, it's still preferable than anywhere in Europoor. ---- 183087363 ->>183087048 -Based. Easily had the best seasons. diff --git a/tv/183079655.txt b/tv/183079655.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4bddd68371ff29bc4f02e693fbeff2d3df99996f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183079655.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,410 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183079655 ->the perfect burgah. ---- 183079699 ->>183079655 (OP) -It's not burnt ---- 183079723 ->perfect burger ->have to eat it in a bowl because it'll fall the fuck apart when you try to eat it ---- 183079744 -My goodness me ---- 183079749 ->>183079655 (OP) -The perfect one for Americans -Who tf wants to eat that monstrosity ---- 183079779 ->The perfect Jewish war of revenge on Russia and Ukraine ---- 183080017 -Does it really count as a burger if you can't even eat it like one? ---- 183080147 ->>183079655 (OP) -Looks like what I was forced to eat yesterday by my wife and her bull. The bull came in a burger and had me eat it while watching them fuck. So yes this picture makes me rock hard and I can't wait to eat POZZED bull semen again ---- 183080149 ->>183079744 -what's in the special sauce ---- 183080165 ->>183079744 -Jesus what a piece of shit ---- 183080210 ->Look! When you hold it sideways the toppings slide off! - -Yeah that usually happens when you get a decent 'za rich in toppings ---- 183080272 ->>183080210 ->let me just hold it sideways for 10 minutes immediately when it comes out of the oven and on to our table. Just edit that part out though ---- 183080277 -Gordon just sucks when it comes to fast food. He needs to stick to his signature mid-tier overpriced bistro slop. ---- 183080620 ->>183080210 ->fossilised cat shit ->toppings -Do burgers really? ---- 183080923 ->>183080620 -A single day of American decadence beats out a lifetime of whatever miserable existence you're living from the Euro shithole you're posting from. That pizza confused and astonished Gordan because he comes from the part of the Anglosphere that only seasons with salt, pepper, and eel byproduct. Seeing giant chunks of Italian Sausage and more than a slice worth of cheese on something scrambled his miserable British brain more than his shit breakfast eggs. - -Do not reply to me if you've never eaten a BBQ bacon double quarter pounder. I'm fucking serious. You are less than a person for not enjoying such pleasures. ---- 183080947 ->>183080923 -Based Ameribro. I would fucking kill a man right now for a baconator ---- 183081170 ->>183080923 -Just please stop using fake cheese Ameribro. ---- 183081189 ->>183080210 ->holds a plate of smashed beans sideways and complains they don't slide off the plate ->holds a pizza sideways and complains the toppings slide off it ->eats a space pasta in zero g and complains that spinning it causes the food to go everywhere -You just can't win ---- 183081213 ->>183081170 -No fuck you it adds that nice heart-clogging flavor I crave. ---- 183081262 ->>183079655 (OP) -only if it's properly seasoned ---- 183081312 ->>183080923 -This man fucks ---- 183081323 ->>183079744 -Does this motherfucker know what a smash burger is? ---- 183081344 ->>183081213 -You will never be American esl. ---- 183081433 ->>183081344 -Tonight I'm cooking burgers, steak fries, and fried brussel sprouts with chunks of bacon and feta. I'm more American than you'll ever dare to dream little man. And yeah, I said "brussel" instead fo "Brussels". I'm not acknowledging it as a real location since it's in Europe. ---- 183081457 ->>183081433 -I say Brussel too because that's too many 's's ---- 183081554 ->>183079655 (OP) -Name ONE thing wrong with this burger ---- 183081564 ->>183080923 ->BBQ bacon double quarter pounder -Way too much meat. Whats the point of eating a burger if all you will feel is a mouthfull of meat? Also why does it have 2 types of meat? Would be pretty good and balanced -if it was only bacon. -You see thats the reocurring problem with americans. They always think the more bigger the better. Do americans actually really? ---- 183081665 ->>183081564 ->reocurring ---- 183081736 ->>183080923 ->One of the only fast food burgers that's usually cooked well & juicy ->Slap bacon & slather BBQ sauce on it ---- 183081760 ->>reocurring ---- 183081790 ->>183081564 ->reocurring -rerarded ESL monkey ---- 183081808 ->>183081564 ->thirdie giving his opinion on fast food -lmfao ---- 183081819 -New burgah just dropped ---- 183081837 ->>183081323 -yea you gotta smash that fucker with a mallet to fit in your gob! ---- 183081853 ->>183079744 -It's not even a smash burger ---- 183081881 ->>183080923 ->americans talking about food -ignored. ---- 183081896 ->>183079655 (OP) -For me, it's ---- 183081928 ->>183081881 -Yeah that’s why you love our McDonald’s :) bet there’s one in your country. ---- 183081934 ->>reocurring ->rerarded ESL monkey ---- 183081990 ->>183081934 -I want to coom into the one on the left ---- 183082009 ->>183080923 -based. bongs on suicide watch ---- 183082027 ->>183081808 -second world by old standart, first world by modern. My quality of life is comparable and in some areas is superior to yours, amerishart ---- 183082052 ->>183081564 -is there anything more pathetic than seething about america ---- 183082055 ->>183082027 -oh noooo ahahahahahahaha he's doubling down oh my god ---- 183082140 ->oh noooo ahahahahahahaha he's doubling down oh my god ---- 183082162 ->>183082027 ->standart ---- 183082250 ->>183082027 ->standart ---- 183082257 ->>standart ---- 183082268 ->>183081896 -that's a go' lookin' 'gah ---- 183082336 ->>183080923 ---- 183082422 ->>183082140 -Is this a reference to that one Family Guy scene from Season 15 Episode 4 at the end of the episode where Peter sticks scissors up his nostrils as he bleeds out to ease out the bigger pain that is Meg telling the family the story of what she had done at her day at school ---- 183083604 -who the fuck wants a burger that you can't fit in your mouth? -who started this trend? ---- 183084522 ->>183080923 -Didn’t read, you’re fat ---- 183085286 ->>183080210 -dry face ->>183079655 (OP) -bog face ---- 183085388 ->>183079655 (OP) ->the perfect grilled cheese! ---- 183085417 ->>183080923 -this -if its edible and doesnt cause you diarrhea, then its good ---- 183085470 ->>183080923 -Holy cope ---- 183085506 ->>183081262 -Gordon...easy on the pepper... ---- 183085600 ->>183081262 -This is so fucking hilarious. Love this retard. ---- 183085717 ->>183079655 (OP) ->Guy who's horrible at cooking gets a cooking show ->Everyone has to rally and defend his food like it's 10/10 amazing because of this ---- 183086141 ->>183085388 -Perfect. Rustic. ---- 183086185 ->>183085506 ->>183085600 -Maybe it’s just me but I love a shit ton of pepper.. preference I guess ---- 183086449 -You fucks are making me want to go get a butter burger but the nearest Culvers is like 15 minutes away ---- 183086538 ->>183081262 -who eat these? the crew? do they have to pretend everything is normal? is that how it ended this way? ---- 183086976 ->>183085717 -Come on dude, he has like 3 Michelin star restaurants… -It does looks like shit but I trust the professionals to know what theyre talking about ---- 183087107 ->>183086976 -when I see the shit Noma serves and at what price I question the value of a Michelin star ---- 183087110 ->>183086976 ->I trust the professionals ---- 183087145 ->>183087107 ->Noma -Qrd? ---- 183087234 ->>183086449 -Bro I havent had culvers in ages I might now because of you ---- 183087279 ->>183079779 -kek it do be like that ---- 183087321 ->>183080923 -fucking BASED ---- 183087335 ->>183086976 ->3 Michelin star restaurants -Because he's an elite level restaurateur. Restaurateur, not chef. He literally hasn't cooked in decades. ---- 183087342 ->>183087321 -Did he really say that ---- 183087361 ->>183081564 ->Way too much meat -something that your mother has never said ---- 183087382 ->>183087145 -Danish restaurant with 3 Michelin stars -Famous for serving rotten carrots and ants among other things ---- 183087422 ->>183086976 ->It does looks like shit ->but I trust the professionals -There is a non-zero chance this post isn't bait. ---- 183087450 ->>183087335 -I don’t really understand how the stars work t b h, so so they account for another things outside of the food? ->>183087382 -Oh ok kek thanks ---- 183087492 ->>183079655 (OP) -Yeah nobody has a mouth that stretches open like a cartoon character, Gordon ---- 183087497 ->>183087450 ->so they account for another things outside of the food? -They account for everything in the restaurant, even down to the way they fold the napkins. ---- 183087551 ->>183087382 -kek ---- 183087572 ->>183087422 -There is a non-zero chance that any post is bait ---- 183087594 ->>183079655 (OP) -The taller the burg -the worse it tastes -simple as ---- 183087736 ->>183079744 -Master chef my ass ---- 183087805 ->>183087422 -Idk dude, just playing devil’s advocate, I don’t know much about food and I can see that some people have sacrificed their whole life to be knowledgeable and to profoundly understand cuisine, just as I’ve done with my interests. He must be doing something good, or did, to have his reputation. ->>183087497 -This is kind of retarded and defeats the whole purpose. -Didn’t they gave Jiro’s tiny subway shithole 3 stars just because of his sushi? ---- 183087875 ->>183080923 -Don’t Bongs have some of the most lowest rated food on earth? ---- 183087891 ->>183081262 -And blacks say white people don't season their food. ---- 183087931 ->>183085388 -You know, most people think that you should use cheddar in a grilled cheese, -but I use Gruyère. Nothing else has that kind of melt. ---- 183087934 ->>183081262 -kek ---- 183087935 ->>183087342 ---- 183088126 ->>183080923 -How will they ever recover ---- 183088313 ->>183087234 -Fuck, I might have my wife drive me up there since I've been drinking all day ---- 183088860 ->>183079723 -Nothing wrong with a deconstructed burger ---- 183089665 ->>183081170 -Only poorfags use it ---- 183090083 ->>183079655 (OP) -It fooken RAW! ---- 183090102 ->>183079744 -it looks like shit it in the picture, but it looked tasty as fuck when they cooked it. the bbq chicken burger looked pretty damn good too. ---- 183090283 ->>183080923 -So fucking based ---- 183090301 ->>183080923 ---- 183090354 ->>183085506 -half of it falls off into the grill, so that's why you double up. ---- 183090385 ->>183080923 -holy FUCKING BASED ---- 183090539 ->>183080923 -eurokeks btfo out ---- 183090545 ->>183080923 -inb4 this becomes /ck/ pasta ---- 183090566 ->>183079655 (OP) -a burger should be at most half as tall as this one ---- 183090657 -is he just trolling? - -any reasonable chef knows that pepper burns easily and leaves a bitter taste. - -you only add salt to meat being grilled, pepper afterwards. ---- 183090757 ->>183080923 -This has pasta potential ---- 183090786 ->>183079744 -looks like a burger a child would make ---- 183090843 -Does anyone else fucking despise foodies? I like a good meal but I these people make food their entire personality and it just gets really annoying. plus they're usually skinnyfat and ugly and have no personality ---- 183090997 ->>183087931 -Shush Athena ---- 183091004 ->>183080210 -this restaurant is still open, most kitchen nightmare places are closed. ---- 183091096 ->>183091004 ->most kitchen nightmare places are closed -reminds me of a joke ->How many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? ->4 ->1 to change the lightbulb, and 3 to stand around talking about this time when they changed a lightbulb at this other restaurant they worked at ---- 183091216 ->>183079655 (OP) -guy is the biggest larper to have ever lived. can't cook for shit ---- 183091250 ->>183091216 -On his cooking class videos he actually knows his shit though. I learned A LOT from those courses ---- 183091253 ->>183079655 (OP) -I hate burgers that are too tall. It's a hill I will die on. I refuse to eat it if I have to squish it down first. That's not my fucking job. When I go to a restaurant, I expect all the steps required before shoving the food into my mouth to have been taken by the person whose job it is to prepare the fucking food. If it doesn't fit in my goddamn mouth yet, it's not finished and you did not do what I paid you to do. If the burger needs to be squished, it's not done. If it needs to be lit on fire and you or the server did not light it on fire for me, it's not done. If the cheese is not grated, it's not done. I'll cut my own steak, but that's as far as I'll go. Fuck yourself, you pretentious fucking fraud. ---- 183091336 ->>183091216 -What's weird is that it's the simple dishes he fails at. His Beef Wellington is second to none, but he can't make a grilled cheese ---- 183091381 ->>183091336 -too many years spent in pretentious "fine dining" mode ---- 183091483 ->>183090148 -bottom is objectively better. the cheese is actually melted, for one. ---- 183091576 ->>183090148 -cheese isnt even melted , why tf would Gordon even upload this? ---- 183092012 ->>183080923 -based and truth pilled. eurosissies in shambles ---- 183092486 ->>183091576 -I don’t think he cares anymore ---- 183092591 ->>183079655 (OP) ->>183090148 -This fuck actually lectures people about "culinary pride" and being proud of what you cook as a chef. -What a lying cuck faggot. ---- 183092631 ->>183080923 -Ameribros... we won ---- 183093479 ->>183080923 -Imagine living in Russia, Poland or the jewkraine -That's literally where the hebrews ended up after being kicked out of every decent country in Europe ---- 183094147 ->>183079655 (OP) -Fook this anglo poser and learn to cook from a frog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB5mPQAdOT0 [Embed] ---- 183094246 ->>183094147 -Based Jean Pierre poster ---- 183094336 ->>183090148 -> bottom vid -I don't understand why you'd butter up the side of the bread that you'll grab onto. Your hands will be a mess ---- 183094364 ->>183090148 -Jesus Christ it's just a grilled cheese diff --git a/tv/183079746.txt b/tv/183079746.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7c17776308519e260d8e417cf14077a04d977af0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183079746.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,257 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183079746 -Tarzan sniffs Jane's vagina (2016) -It's a real scene -https://youtu.be/BjlkNVaKPOs [Embed] ---- 183079792 -The whole world was obsessed with Margot Robbie's pussy in the mid-2010's it seems. ---- 183079850 -he was just checking to see if she was ovulating. very standard procedure. ---- 183079890 ->>183079746 (OP) -This is just softcore porn for women lol ---- 183079924 ->>183079746 (OP) -There was a Tarzan movie in 2016? This is the first time I'm hearing of this. ---- 183080064 ->>183079924 -It was decent but not great. ---- 183080069 ->>183079924 -Directed by the same guy who did the last 4 Harry Potter movies and all the fantastic beast films ---- 183080106 ->>183080069 -so it’s the definition of mid and generic and forgettable ---- 183080118 -does he pound her in the movie? like i'm taking really pound her like a true wild-man would? ---- 183080123 ->>183079746 (OP) -Man I completely memory holed this movie lmao - -Whole movie is literally just fanservice for women and plays out like a trashy romance novel. ---- 183080393 ->>183079746 (OP) -I've never heard of this film but why is it so fucking ugly ---- 183080434 -I want to sniff her croatch ---- 183080475 ->>183080393 -fantastic beasts director ---- 183080541 ->>183080106 -Yes. And it came out during Matt Reeves planet of the apes movies so the ape cgi was completely dog shit in comparison. Looked stiffed and awkward and just unbelievable. I remember when it came out. It seemed to come from no where and no one really paid any attention to it. One of those movies that just came and went and now it exists somewhere in a backlog ---- 183080681 ->>183080541 -it had a massive budget too lmfao hollywood is so fucking R E T A R D E D -jews are simply not smart, i honesty think they got lucky to be in control -once normies wake up it’s fucking over for them ---- 183080689 ->>183079746 (OP) -Why is it out of focus? ---- 183080702 ->>183079746 (OP) -GOD I wish that was me sniffing Margot's pusy ---- 183080736 -what dose pussy smell like? ---- 183080776 ->>183080681 -Skarsgaard is box office poison. He must assfuck producers or something for him to continue to get chances after repeated flops. ---- 183080789 ->>183080736 -kind of smells bad until you realize what it is, then suddenly it smells good because you know what it is ---- 183080798 -This actually wasn't bad, it let you peek into more Tarzan lore and respected the source materials. Nothing beats Christopher Lambert as Tarzan but this is a great follow up if you wanted more outta this character. ---- 183080803 ->>183080736 -Fish ---- 183080831 ->>183080118 -Sadly, no. -It might have made 50 Shades of Grey money otherwise. ---- 183080846 ->>183080736 -Some muffs smell worse than any sewer you've ever encountered, and others taste like heaven, it's no wonder why some men fall so easily. ---- 183080889 ->>183079746 (OP) -I was wondering who that qt was and imagine my shock when I found out it was Margot Robbie of all people. I guess makeup and style really does matter. ---- 183080967 ->>183080776 -Godzilla vs Kong did pretty well even though it was released on streaming the same day as theaters (yeah no one saw it for the humans but he was still technically the star). ---- 183080992 ->>183080736 -It has many flavors. The best is the smell I remember from my mom. An ex also had it. Drove me insane. ---- 183081040 -Thumbnail made me think this was Rocco's porn version of Tarzan from the 80s ---- 183081102 ->>183080789 -very accurate ---- 183081208 ->>183080992 -very insteresting ---- 183081290 -Superior Tarzan movie coming through ---- 183081364 ->>183081290 ->>183081040 -based and roccopilled, i like the scene where she watches him have a threesome with some maids ---- 183081505 ->>183081208 -I have always assumed everyone feels this way and keeps it a secret. ---- 183081630 ->>183080736 -I smelled my girlfriend's and it smelled like a shitty asshole. I mean the pussy is literally right next to a woman's asshole so maybe her ass was just really shitty and I was smelling her ass rather than her pussy. Either way it was disgusting. When I tried eating her out I was so fucking disgusted by awful it smelled. Plus it was really hairy so I was getting hair in my mouth as I was trying to lick it and it tasted funny. Never again. ---- 183081662 ->>183080889 -Even Grace Kelly said she had a bad side. Knowing what makes you more attractive especially in Hollywood is very important. ---- 183081668 ->>183080736 -Shit ---- 183081706 ->>183081630 -Clean her out real good and try again. If nothing changes, you’re gay. ---- 183081982 ->>183081668 -gross then why even bother getting a gf if they're privates are smelling like shit? my dick doesn't smell like shit wtf ---- 183082046 ->>183081982 -Don't go down on them. It’s gay anyways and women lose respect for you if you go down on them. ---- 183082069 -Was just about to watch Tarzan kino ---- 183082201 ->>183082046 ---- 183082239 ->>183079746 (OP) -If that's margo robbie, then technically he's sniffing the crisper drawer. ---- 183082579 ->>183082046 ->>183081668 ->>183081630 -gays or incels, good pussy is good pussy, and I'll bathe myself in it ->>183082201 ---- 183082745 ->>183081630 -No, ass smells very different from pussy. Male and female ass basically smell quite alike, except that female assholes smell a bit less pungent and less "musky" compared to male assholes. Don't ask me how i know this kek ---- 183082750 -women are so gross, bros. why do the vaginas have to leak gross stuff? like why can't they just be nice and cool? ---- 183082895 ->>183080736 -Salty milk and coins ---- 183082937 ->>183081290 -PIXELS??!?!? ---- 183083762 ->>183079746 (OP) -If you've never seen a female vagina in your life you to would wonder why the hell it smells like days old tuna in that region. ---- 183083849 ->>183079746 (OP) ->white man gone completely native sniff's white western woman's vag full of nigger and dog cum and doesn't immediately flee -immersion ruined ---- 183083899 ->>183083849 -here’s your reply faggot ---- 183083979 ->>183081290 -I haven't seen the first 9 ---- 183084095 ->>183083979 -the first nine will go completely over your head if you haven't read the entire works of Homer, Pindar, Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Euripides, Hesiod, Aristophanes, Herodotus, Arrian, Sappho, Plutarch, Ovid, Virgil, Lucretius, Arisoto, Horace, St. Augustine, Marcus Aurelius, Rabelais, Dante, Petrarch, Tasso, Bruno, Boccaccio, Leopardi, Machiavelli, Luther, Cervantes, Chaucer, the Beowulf poet, Chretien de Troyes, Marie de France, Sterne, Burton, Browne, Spencer, Wyatt, Sidney, Percy Shelley, Tennyson, Donne, Pope, Dryden, Bacon, Novalis, Schelling, Schlegel, Hegel, Schopenhauer, Pascal, Lichtenberg, Dickinson, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Strindberg, Dickens, Marlowe, Diderot, Jonson, Goethe, Bunyan, Gibbon, Addison, Smollett, Milton, Johnson, Boswell, Emerson, Quincey, Burke, Spinoza, Leibniz, Hume, Kant, Mary Shelley, Wollstonecraft, Racine, Baudelaire, Valery, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Moliere, Montaigne, Browning, Gray, Holderlin, Schiller, Shaw, Voltaire, Hugo, Balzac, Zola, Colette, Duras, Dumas, Stendhal, Nerval, Flaubert, Mallarme, Malraux, Chateaubriand, Artaud, Poe, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake, Byron, Keats, Arnold, Pater, Walter Scott, Swinburne, Rossetti, Carroll, William James, Henry James, Hawthorne, Twain, Melville, Dewey, Bergson, Whitehead, George Eliot, Williams, Frost, Cummings, Crane, Stevens, Whitman, Plath, Trakl, Rilke, Celan, Montale, Neruda, Lorca, Tagore, Manzoni, Peake, Murdoch, Wharton, Wilde, Faulkner, O'Connor, Passos, Nietzsche, Marx, Adorno, Bloch, Lukacs, Bakhtin, Hamsun, Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Chekhov, Andreyev, Bely, Bulgakov, Gonchorov, Camoes, Pessoa, Queiroz, Saramago, Paz, Borges, Bloy, Pirandello, Huysmans, Lautreamont, Schwob, Casares, Bolano, Cortazar, Lima, Donoso, de Assis, Carpentjier, Celine, Marquez, Unamuno, Gracq, Gide, Jarry, Camus, Conrad, Wells, Hardy, Salinger, Anderson, Lawrence, Forster, Hrabal, Swift, Bronte, Woolf, Bachelard, Roussel, Beckett, Proust, Nabokov, Joyce, O'Brien, and Yeats ---- 183084097 ->>183079746 (OP) ->"If Jane had met a real Tarzan the result would have been a rape, not a sniff" -JRR Tolkein ---- 183084347 ->>183080736 -out of the 3 women Ive slept with 1. smelled nasty like dog shit , the other smelled neutral and the third my current GF's pussy which doesn't smell great , but pleasant in a odd way. Which is good because shes into facesitting ---- 183084413 ->>183080736 -heavenly ---- 183084461 ->>183083849 -I'm white and if a girl's cooch smelled like dog cum I'd date her just so that I could get the chance to see her getting knotted. ---- 183084480 ->>183080992 ->The best is the smell I remember from my mom -you what ---- 183084511 ->>183083849 ->>183084461 ---- 183084720 ->>183079746 (OP) -big deal ---- 183084747 ->>183084511 -Ah yes the "white people don't like bestiality meme" courtesy of nu/pol/. Also see: "white women don't fuck dogs". ---- 183084843 ->>183080736 -Most common smelled kinda in between a bucket of curly fries and pencil shavings. ---- 183084932 ->>183084720 -What the fuck is that ---- 183084974 ->>183084932 -Goku being a chad ---- 183085005 -Sad that Disney didn't have a sniffing scene ---- 183085049 ->>183085005 -Jane was a top tier Disney chick. ---- 183085085 ->>183079924 -same ---- 183085088 ->>183085005 -do you think tarzan stroked his tiny white "cock" while the gorilla boys satisfied janes pink holes with their superior gorilla cocks and flooded her fertile womb with ropes of ape cum ---- 183085109 ->>183084720 ---- 183085132 ->>183084932 -early Dragon Ball, there's a whole lot of weird sexual humor in the series but it's still a huge franchise worldwide ---- 183085160 ->>183085088 ->he doesn't know about gorilla microdicks ---- 183085196 ->>183085132 ---- 183085206 ->>183085109 -When I was younger I thought it's supposed to be just funny. Now I know that Japanese are mentally ill perverts. ---- 183085275 ->>183084720 ->goku uses his grampas old sack as a pillow -wtf? ---- 183085358 -I watched żuławski's Szamanka and there's a scene where main characters brother is a priest that's gay so he kills himself and then he has sex with this girl on a train where he tells her his entire life story then starts crying into her pussy ---- 183085465 ->>183085358 -You think it was grandpa gohans idea? ---- 183085485 ->>183085049 -Yep ---- 183085492 ->>183084932 -are you retarded? ---- 183085533 ->>183080681 -Like the “war” in Ukraine, they just use things like war, entertainment etc to launder money from goyim. ---- 183085534 ->>183085109 -WTF ---- 183085548 ->>183079746 (OP) -now watch Tarzan X: The Shame of Jane with Rocco Siffredi ---- 183085642 ->>183080736 -It’s very subjective based on her diet, drug use and overall health. If you get unlucky enough to get one who’s ph is out of whack, it’ll taste like the floor of a tuna fish cannery in the south that lose air conditioning and has gone rancid. One of the most offputting smells you can imagine. But if a girl is healthy and eats right, it’s fantastic. ---- 183086054 ->>183084720 ->>183084932 ->>183085109 ->>183085132 ->>183085196 -this flabbergasts the amerimutt ---- 183086291 ->>183079746 (OP) ->2016 -ok boomer. ---- 183086452 ->>183084095 -Exactly how me, an average Joe, like to give my sources for any improvised asumption that I pulled out from my ass just less than a second ago, so I could sound smart and cultured over any topic that seems to be barely obscure and a clear ocassion to develop the conversation towards me and how incomparable I am: diff --git a/tv/183080029.txt b/tv/183080029.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 017929cc3a5ac7c94a26efaf76c3c6145a54aaaf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183080029.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,216 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183080029 -I like being funny and joking around, but doing it every time we hang out, the whole time gets extremely tiresome. Sometimes I wish we could talk about some interesting topics and just be more laid back, but it never happens. ---- 183080075 -what topics? Most people just aren't interested in knowing more about nazi history or some chit ---- 183080113 ->>183080029 (OP) -Rape them as a act of dominance ---- 183080156 ->>183080075 -Doesnt even have to be politics. I don't even know much about what he thinks of anything cause its memes 24/7. ---- 183080192 ->>183080029 (OP) ->>183080156 -hate to tell you this but you're your friend groups designated fun hating fag ---- 183080238 ->>183080156 -are you 12 or something? -People talk hobbies such as cars all the time. ---- 183080282 ->>183080192 -Not true at all. I just want to have a deeper connection with these people. Everything is so fake now. ---- 183080350 ->>183080282 -I think your friends hang out without telling you sometimes ---- 183080364 ->>183080238 -Exactly, they act like they are 12. They don't have any hobbies except for playing CS:GO all day. ---- 183080409 ->>183080156 -hate to tell you this but he never thinks of anything else - -he's an emotion-driven dope-addicted retard, he's boring and stupid. ---- 183080418 ->>183080350 -Nope, they just sit in Discord most of the time. I have to push them to meet up and something irl. ---- 183080441 ->>183080192 ->triggered zoomer sees himself in op's friend ---- 183080498 ->>183080441 -you and OP are boring lol ---- 183080588 ->>183080498 -name anything you're interested in, retarded faggot ---- 183080631 ->>183080588 -He's only interested in playing Subway Surfer while watching Rick and Morty. ---- 183080729 ->>183080029 (OP) -That's just how normalfags friendships work. Anything that requires critical thinking or brain power makes them incredibly tense and insecure. Even something as petty as disliking a movie they liked or being more informed on a topic would make them upset. Because that apparently meant that "I think I'm better than them", or something. Even when they'd agree with me on something being trash, they'd still go "Okay, but let's not be toxic!" As if having a negative opinion is wrongthink and immoral. Which is funny, because they'd constantly talk shit about eachother behind their backs.I've pretty much been a lonely shut in eversince college. Go to work, go home. I'm tired of people. I'm just not built for society, I guess. ---- 183080908 ->>183080729 -your friends unironically use the word toxic? for fuck's sake i must be at least 10 years older than most of you zoomer fags. ---- 183080915 ->>183080729 -Pretty much what ive concluded as well. The only people I can still tolerate being around is my family, because atleast with them, I can be more open. I know thats not the case for everyone though. Im also not one to call every person I talk to on a semi-regular bases a friend. I notice that normalfags do this. ---- 183080973 ->>183080908 -I'm 25. ---- 183081141 ->>183080973 -i'm 8 years older than you. not even the hard leftists from my generation use faggy words like that. ---- 183081197 ->>183081141 -yeah, well: 8 years is almost a decade. ---- 183081275 ->>183080729 -I’m curious about other aspects of your social interactions. Things like tone, social skills, reading the room. I bet you’re the fucking worst . ---- 183081291 ->>183081275 -and I bet you're a fag ---- 183081397 ->>183080729 ->or being more informed on a topic would make them upset. Because that apparently meant that "I think I'm better than them", or something. -I was sort of on the opposite side of that once, used to have a friend who would basically just study a wikipedia article before meeting up and recite it at me, and would make this weird face whenever I didn't know something, even though it's the subject he brought up. It was like the kind of face when you're dying to piss and finally get to, relief and pleasure or something, was weird as fuck, he also used to do it constantly and it did seem like he was trying to appear better than me or some shit, or he was trying to make things into a competition all the time. Not saying you were like that, but there may be more to things or maybe you acted in a way you didn't realise or something ---- 183081493 ->>183080729 -This unfortunately. Most normies simply aren't capable of having a deep conversation about anything. They greatly self limit due to thinking that if they show any interest in anything that's not 'approved' they are deemed weird and will be outcast, the rest of the time they're just that vapid that they only care about current thing. ---- 183081528 ->>183081397 -I look shit up/get good at something out of genuine interest, not because I want to impress some retarded faggot. Not my problem that people don't read or have genuine hobbies anymore. ---- 183081548 ->>183080588 -not jak posting tryhards like you -fosho ---- 183081575 ->>183081548 -ok retard ---- 183081646 ->oh my word, they don't want high brow conversation with you? ->and in the current year no less? ->WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO, R/TELEVISION?!!! ---- 183081666 ->>183081646 -zoomers are so disgusting ---- 183081713 ->>183081528 -You're a grown man who lives with his mom. Relax troon. ---- 183081763 -i can't have a conversation with my own family because it's just pop culture of the week every time. they complain about the latest 'headlines' involving Marvel and Warner Brothers. i need to move out but i am dumb and lazy. ---- 183081777 ->>183081713 -you'll need better bait than that ---- 183081801 ->And, *sigh* you know, all they want to do is, fuckin, like, play csgo and sit in discord.. ->Meanwhile I languish in boredom as my very high intellect withers to daytime tv levels. ->How am I to remedy this, Dr. Noseberg? ---- 183081841 ->>183081801 ->being proud of being an apathetic nihilist retard who only cares about dopamine ---- 183081890 ->abuuur me say smard words ->..where fren go? ---- 183081970 ->>183081528 -Well it doesn't sound like my example applied then. What you describe there in wanting to have deeper conversations is what I wanted to, seems pretty difficult with a lot of people, some long term friends I've had I don't think I've had any deep conversations with really, they always deflect away with a snide joke or something. Some people just don't have a soul or something, like they always speak with intuitions and nothing else ---- 183082092 -Sometimes people act as if utilizing the intellect at all during a conversation is strictly verboten. They would much rather prefer a "dude" or "bro" ---- 183082148 ->>183080029 (OP) -this same shit is really starting to get to me with the people i work with. expected to socialize at breaks, expected to participate in crew dinners, and always expected to be in the mood to joke around even though we work in a shithole and have shitty hours. yeah i hate my coworkers and i still avoid them as much as possible but this kind of social pressure is annoying as fuck ---- 183083277 ->>183082148 -Everyone expects you to be their jester. Its bullshit. ---- 183083308 -Yeah I used to rant to my friends about the same thing. Like why can't we talk about our feelings every once in awhile? ---- 183083384 ->>183083277 -yeah and while i agree i don't think everything should always be serious or sincere i find myself straying from any forms of sincerity with people just because in my experience it weirds them out and makes them uncomfortable. but i like to maintain the distinction that i feel like i don't fear it or act as averse to it when other people try to be sincere with me (not like they really ever do, but you get the point). it just sucks that my aversion to any forms of intellectual conversation has developed as some kind of defense mechanism. i just try to go through the motions with people now, it's just not worth it, but i find myself slipping up anyway. it's just too exhausting. ---- 183083440 ->>183080729 ->think I'm better than them -Exactly you can't share any deeper knowledge without people taking it as a personal affront how tf did that develop in everyone, sorry I'm just more learned than most people ---- 183083497 ->>183081646 -Society is becoming Fahrenheit 451 and people like you act like social qualities arent important in healthy society ---- 183083586 ->>183083440 ->Exactly you can't share any deeper knowledge without people taking it as a personal affront -Because people these days don't know or want to know the difference between feeling right and actually being right. If you always need to "be right," aka always acting on the impulse to always validate your cognitive biases and to compensate for your insecurities by feeding your ego, then you will become an insufferable leech who everyone labels as a Dunning-Kruger with half a brain. However, if you can actually have the courage and mental strength to admit when your wrong and be accepting of new information-even if just to entertain other ideas-then you might stand a chance of becoming a human being that isn't lost in stagnation. That's kind of how I feel about a lot of people these days: deeply insecure about their intelligence and their status in society, and desperate to hoard and build a wall of "knowledge" around themselves ---- 183083715 ->>183080029 (OP) -Be grateful you have friends ---- 183083839 ->>183083715 -I think OP is just coming to the realization that either his friends aren't really his friends or good friends, or he's coming to the deeper, more cynical conclusion some of us miserable old fucks get to that the entire concept of human friendships and relationships is permanently flawed. But I don't really know what makes a good friend, people just discover what that definition is through experience and time, but I feel like a lot of us feel like we can't come to a place where we feel like we have genuine friendships. ---- 183084366 -Maybe your buds live in reality and want to be away from it and have fun with their FRIENDS and not talk about "interesting topics". Real buds dont sit around and pontificate about bullshit. Go start hanging out with pretentious art fags if you want your gay "topics" and kys while you're at it. ---- 183084378 ->>183080029 (OP) -have you ever considered to initiate those topics you fucking retard? ---- 183084424 ->>183084378 -this thread is about what happens when you do initiate these topics, retard. ---- 183084496 ->>183084424 -that might be your intention, but it is not at all what you said -again, retard ---- 183084542 ->>183084366 -Youre the type of dude to have lots of "friends", but when shit gets tough no one comes to help you. Sorry I want actual brotherhood and not a gay hedonistic circlejerk. ---- 183084667 ->>183084378 -I have, and they always just laugh it off instead of engaging with the discussion. ---- 183085052 ->>183084667 -what is it you want to talk to them about? ---- 183085080 ->>183080364 -Only zoomies play CS GO with the fucking gambling system and microtransactions on a "f2p" game -Sorry, bro, switch to CS Source ---- 183085543 ->>183085052 -For example I met up with one of them the other day and asked how he was doing, he said fine, and then I told him if he ever had the need to vent or had any problem he could come to me to talk about it. He just brushed it off with a silly remark about how I should become a therapist. ---- 183085641 ->>183085543 ->For example I met up with one of them the other day and asked how he was doing, he said fine, and then I told him if he ever had the need to vent or had any problem he could come to me to talk about it. -this is pretty autistic dude ---- 183085649 ->>183085080 -Yeah im fully aware. They also play Overwatch and weeb shovelware. Its over. ---- 183085825 ->>183085543 ->he said fine, and then I told him if he ever had the need to vent or had any problem he could come to me to talk about it -that's way too direct, dude. you ask that when they actually need someone to talk to. ---- 183085961 -I don't have friends anymore, but when I did I could talk to them about anything I wanted to. Even "dumb" people will talk about deeper things if you force them into it. ---- 183086363 ->>183084542 -Projecting hard bud. Maybe YOU dont have real friends like that but me and my friends keep it fun unless theres a need. Which OPs post was complaining "why does there need to be a reason for us to get serious and start jerking eachother off and trauma dumping I wish my friends were little baby bitches and we had therapy sessions with eachother more frequently!!!" ---- 183086364 ->>183080029 (OP) -I have this new neighbor friend that never stops touching me or back slapping and just recently he grabbed the back of my head. I'm fighting everything in me to call him a total fight and leave me alone but my wife wants to be friends with his wife. Shit fucking sucks ---- 183086848 ->>183086364 -A faggot not fight* ---- 183087082 ->>183086363 ->trauma dumping ---- 183087108 ->>183086364 -yeah you gotta stand up for yourself sooner than later on that shit. next time you're alone with this fucker just tell him "don't touch me" the next time he does it and have your tone on point. you have to nip this in the bud ---- 183087191 ->>183086364 -Bro you should’ve spoke up the first time he physically made you felt uncomfortable. Its common enough thats its not weird to dislike touching ---- 183087290 ->>183087082 -what else you wanna call it? Being a fucking bitch and narcissistically dumping all your problems on the people suppose to be your friends instead of just going to therapy. ---- 183087292 ->>183087191 ->>183087108 -Yeah he cant read your mind anon ---- 183087377 ->>183081197 -This guy is wicked smart diff --git a/tv/183080339.txt b/tv/183080339.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6a5cff1beb720a0ffb0091c7e0e802d703df3d21..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183080339.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,434 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183080339 ->Lilly and James Potter were 21 years old when they died - -Where the fuck did they get all the gold from? ---- 183080352 ->>183080339 (OP) -James was an old money richfag, the Potters were basically Malfoys tier only not racist. ---- 183080362 -james was a descendant of the family from the deathly hallows story so I guess at some point somebody who had the cloak made a ton of cash with it ---- 183080363 ->>183080339 (OP) -Goblin bankers who were threatened by strong wizard bloodlines ---- 183080370 -james inherited it. his father or grandfather made fortune on something. forgot what. just google it if you're interested ---- 183080380 ->>183080339 (OP) -How should I know retard. They're books for little girls you idiot. ---- 183080387 ->>183080352 -Malfoy=bush -Potter=pelosi ---- 183080388 ->>183080339 (OP) -His grandfather invented some anti baldness potion, don't question it ---- 183080438 ->>183080339 (OP) -James by inheritance. Lilly by sucking James' dick. ---- 183080446 ->>183080339 (OP) -his moms was on onlyfans ---- 183080453 ->Lily's maiden name was Goldsteinbergowitz - -Gee, I wonder. ---- 183080511 ->>183080339 (OP) -Lilly and james had a very succesfull onlyfans. -Snape was one of the biggest simps, jerking of for hours while watching james creampie lilly. -The special they did where she went of birthcontrol to get pregnant and do preggo fetish stuff was popular too. ---- 183080641 ->>183080339 (OP) -James' family ---- 183080670 ->>183080339 (OP) ->harry just gives the twins 1000 gold no strings attached -money changes people, he was just throwing money around after he knew he was rich. It started small with just buying out the candy trolley. ---- 183080786 ->>183080387 -The potters made half a billion dollars using insider information gained while working ostensibly as a public servant? Weird. ---- 183080860 ->>183080339 (OP) -Why is Ron's family poor? ---- 183080886 ->>183080860 -his dad was middle management and had a litter of kids instead of being a wizard national socialist who are all rich for some reason ---- 183080928 ->>183080860 -his dad is a retard -he could easily become a muggle handyman and fix all sorts of shit magically for big stacks of muggle cash ---- 183081060 ->>183080928 -wouldn't that be a magical crime, it is bringing magic too close to muggles ---- 183081074 ->>183080860 -Because Rowling, a socialist, can't into economics ---- 183081130 ->>183080860 -Rowling writes characters then shoves them into the plot without a care for worldbuilding consistency ---- 183081292 ->>183080860 -Big family + Arthur chose a very specific role at the ministry that does not seem lucrative ---- 183081331 ->>183081130 -at first glance it would seem like it makes sense for the Weasly family to be poor, they had to raise 6 kids from only one low tier ministry job. Then you think about how they have no mortgage, and their kids are fed 9 months a year while at Hogwarts. they may have a negligible electricity bill, but that is it. ---- 183081354 -what was the foreskin removal spell called? ---- 183081393 ->>183081354 -Amerijew ---- 183081412 ->>183080339 (OP) ->21 years old -Are you sure? Do these look like 21 years old to you? ---- 183081420 ->>183080860 -The dad is a government wagie and the mom is a housewife. ->Well why don't they just magic money/valuables/etc -The wizard glowies would be on them in a heartbeat, and the (((goblins))) control all financial institutions, and monitor the muggle ones too ---- 183081441 -James was a rich kid. Which makes Lily chosing him over Snape even funnier. Doesn't matter how much you like and respected his mom, Lily was a bad boy loving gold digger. ---- 183081451 ->>183081412 ->inb4 they aged even after death ---- 183081466 ->>183081354 -why would a wizard want to cut the tip of their dick off? ---- 183081484 ->>183081412 - -Remember, they're British. ---- 183081517 -Does him being rich ever even come up again after the first few minutes of the first movie? ---- 183081518 ->>183081441 -Funniest thing is I'm sure Rowling didn't even realized she wrote his parents to be cunts ---- 183081522 ->>183081412 -would harry want to see his young parents in the mirror, or the age they would be if they were still alive? ---- 183081557 ->>183080339 (OP) -The Potters were rich faggots. -I still don't know why any aunt or cousin from the dad's part tried to get in contact with him tho ---- 183081693 ->>183081130 -most people with 8 kids are poor as shit, seems consistent to me ---- 183082500 ->>183081517 -Not really, it's just a plot device so Harry doesn't have to worry about being able to afford things for school without having to rely on the Dursley's ---- 183082545 ->>183080370 -I think it was a hair potion or something -Even in magic world, balding is still JUST ---- 183082671 ->>183081060 -There are canonically wizards married to non-wizards. How is that not a much bigger threat than what that other anon proposed? ---- 183082749 ->>183081412 -My dad looked 30 in a picture of him at 20. And he looked 50, at 34 when he had me. ---- 183082789 ->>183080387 -Dumb. The Malfoys would be like the old Rockfellers and the Potters would be like the old Rothschilds. ---- 183082793 ->>183080387 ->everything is analogous to amerilard politics -kill yourself ---- 183082801 ->>183081412 -British people age twice as fast as real people. ---- 183082859 -OnlyWitches ---- 183082912 ->>183080670 -I think those were his tri-wizard tournament winnings. ---- 183082947 ->>183080370 -The Malfoys are old aristocracy, the Potter are potions makers industrialists. ---- 183082960 ->>183080387 -Such a faggy thing to post its unreal ---- 183083313 ->>183082671 -Wizards should probably keep magic secret from regular dates. If you have a muggle wife you could tell her about magic but would have to keep tabs on her talking about magic, otherwise the ministry will wipe her mind and send her to live in Siberia. Fixing a bunch shit magically is getting too involved in the daily lives of many people, just keep the wizarding world separate whenever possible. ---- 183083459 ->>183080387 -People like you are the reason I can't tell people I enjoy Harry Potter nowadays. ---- 183083644 ->>183080339 (OP) -alchemy? ---- 183083804 ->>183083459 -Or maybe it's because they'd think less of you for being an adult with arrested development, obsessed with cliched children's lit. ---- 183083902 ->>183082912 -it is still a large amount of money, and his supposed best friend is one of the schools designated poorfags ->>183083644 -you need a philosophers stone for that ---- 183084018 ->>183080860 -JK Rowling is a bong and therefore obsessed with class. ---- 183084318 ->>183082749 -yeah, what the fuck is going on with that -boomers looked like shit in their 20's ---- 183084428 ->>183081130 -anon they are books for 10 year olds don't think too much about it ---- 183084554 ->>183081412 -He didn't know what they looked like, he was shown what he thought his parents would look like. ---- 183084573 ->>183080362 -Harry' Great Grandad invented "Sleek Easy's Hair Potion" or something and that's why they are rich. When Harry comes of age, his trust fund full of his dividend payments would have made him even richer. ---- 183084579 ->>183080339 (OP) -James ran a buisness at Hogwarts while he was a student where other students would pay him to go with him, under his invisibility cloak, and spy on girls as they take a shit in the bathrooms. ---- 183084646 ->>183080387 ---- 183084732 -> The great vault door groaned as it swung open, and Harry and Professor Dumbledore quickly strode in. -> Dumbledore's breath caught in his throat as his eyes alighted upon the massive piles of gold and silver coins, precious gems and pristine treasures which glittered in the dim light. -> "My word, Harry. I had no idea you were quite so... affluent..." His brow furrowed inquisitively. -> "Thanks, Professor," Harry said as he filled his purse with a fistful of galleons. "My parents left me quite a lot. I'm really thankful to them." -> "Yes, yes..." Dumbledore murmured, as he began to casually sifted through a pile of golden trinkets near the door. "Harry, your mother Lily - her maiden name was Evans, wasn't it?" -> "That's right." -> Dumbledore dug deeper into the pile. "And her mother's maiden name, what was that?" -> "Err... Smith, I think." -> "Indeed... and her mother's mother?" -> "Let's see, it was, err... Steinberg. Why do you ask, Professor?" -> But Dumbledore has already found his answer. Shining unmistakably at the bottom of the pile was the golden menorah. -> "No matter... say Harry, what is that in the corner there?" -> No sooner had Harry turned to follow Dumbledore's pointing finger than he felt some metal object strike him in the back of the head, with such force that he was thrown to the cold stone floor. -> By the time he looked up, Dumbledore was already shutting the vault door. -> "Professor!" Harry pleaded, "You can't just leave me in here!" -> "Fear not, my boy," Dumbledore uttered calmly over the groaning of the hinges, "Arbeit macht frei." Then there was only darkness. ---- 183084876 ->>183084732 ->This is the end for you, Hershel Pottowitz! ---- 183084955 ->>183081130 -um yes she did. even the shits that are magic'd away ---- 183085307 ->>183080339 (OP) -It's actually a tiny pile of gold, Harry is just standing really far away ---- 183085636 ->Snape, a prodigious potion's genius who rewrote his textbooks whilst in school, died in bitter ignominy as a maligned schoolteacher and vacillating terrorist, leaving what probably only amounted to a Professor's meagre wealth ->James, a talented youthful rascal and Quidditch phenomenon who probably scraped through potions carelessly as he devised schemes to prank Snape and woo Lily, died a celebrated hero with a ridiculously large fortune of lovely gold coins from some near relative who invented Wizard head and shoulders - -Snape just cannot fucking win, even in his best field -Even as he ascends to the astral planes that exist in HP's weird pseudo-Christian world, awaiting his final judgement, penance, and paradise, James will be still be there, smirking victoriously -We are reaching untold levels of cuckoldry here ---- 183086161 ->>183080860 -They liked to be poor its on the appendices ---- 183086225 ->>183084318 -They were the generation most susceptible to the jew mind control parasite. Having a liberated mind retains your youth for longer ---- 183086484 ->>183083459 ->he enjoys a franchise popular with mostly women, children, and faggots ->some rando on the internet is what embarrasses him ---- 183086515 ->>183080339 (OP) -College funds. ---- 183086518 ->>183085636 -Snape had a hard life, he would have be happier if he went full wizard supremacy with voldemort ---- 183087439 -Harry Potter is basically wizard nobility. By all metrics he should be a total Chad. He is famous. He plays the most important position on the School's sport team. He is rich. He doesn't even live with his parents and could potentially buy a villa in the local town near Hogwarts, I forgot what's it called, and have parties there, fuck some hot babes, etc. -But because he is written by a woman and played by a manlet, even in the movies he doesn't have Chad energy. ---- 183087499 ->>183081412 -well they ARE british ---- 183087511 ->>183087439 -living with the Dursely family fucked him up ---- 183087553 ->>183087511 -didnt the fact that he was a whorecrux made the dursely evil? -cause they had got corrupted by him ---- 183087735 ->>183087553 -well his aunt hated his mom for being the favorite child and going off on magical adventures before dumping harry on them. The bad step family trope is played up, but the dursely family cared about each other so I wouldn't call them completely evil. Harry was living as a peasant house servant, only in modern times. ---- 183088396 ->>183081518 -Rowling gets underrated. She absolutely did intend that in some ways. There's a bit where Harry sees a memory of his dad bullying Snape and it doesn't pull any punches at all it makes him look like a real severe bully. Harry asks sirius about it also who just has to basically shrug and say "yeah he sort of calmed down" but it's never justified or brushed over ---- 183089144 ->>183081441 -Lily hated the "bad boy" James. It was over when James grew out of it did she start liking him ---- 183089421 ->>183085636 -Fuck off snape was school shooter incel faggot, James was big dick chad. ---- 183089468 ->>183087439 ->But because he is written by a woman and played by a manlet, even in the movies he doesn't have Chad energy. -Hey retard he spent the majority of his youth bullied by his family living in the basement. ---- 183089498 -can someone explain the whole Snape/James thing to me? I'm too lazy to read up on it -did they bully Snape? for no reason? ---- 183089576 -Why is Slytherin still a thing? Shouldn't they all be banned from the school and replaced with something else. 99% of are death eaters. ---- 183089618 ->>183080860 -They're "poor" in the way that they don't get to buy shit other wizards make because they simply have no competitive edge in the wizarding word to bring in tokens of value. -We see in the books that they get by alright and even have a pretty big, if scruffy, house. Magic takes care of it's own. ---- 183089701 ->>183080339 (OP) -Almost all wizards are jews ---- 183089707 -They created the gold out of thin air with their magic ---- 183089709 ->>183080339 (OP) ->Where the fuck did they get all the gold from? -OnlyFans ---- 183089728 ->>183080387 -this is without a doubt the worst analogy I've ever read, please go kill yourself ---- 183089741 ->>183089498 ->did they bully Snape? -Yes - ->for no reason? -Snape was an arrogant prick who was heavily into the Dark Arts. He was a nasty bully himself, and gave James as good as he got. Considering what was happening outside the school at that time, he and some of his friends were seen by many as Death Eaters in training. Sirius and Remus both had regret over how far they went, but Snape was not innocent. ---- 183089749 ->>183082749 ->>183084318 -Meanwhile, I still look 18 at 29. ---- 183089806 ->>183080860 -because the Irish breed like rabbits, I have an aunt who has 9 kids ---- 183089935 ->>183080670 ->It started small with just buying out the candy trolley. ->buying out the candy trolley. -I'LL TAKE THE LOT BRUV ---- 183090034 ->>183081331 -You're forgetting about the Hogwarts school fees, as it's a private school. Probably ultra expensive. It must cost a fortune to send so many kids there ---- 183090089 ->>183080339 (OP) -I remember being a kid thinking people getting a baby at 16 wasn't that young. Now 21 seems absurdly young. ---- 183090133 ->>183089749 -Good. Use that power wisely (to get cunni). ---- 183090137 ->>183089935 -Molly is a fertile welsh woman though ---- 183090198 ->>183080860 -because rowling is a retarded commie and wants everyone good to be poor and everyone bad to be rich, with harry only inheriting a shit ton of money for plot convenience ---- 183090329 ->>183080928 -His whole job was to ensure that magic DOESNT touch muggle items all willynilly ---- 183090563 ->>183080387 -thanks for the good analogy ---- 183091031 ->>183080860 -Because they keep having kids. Despite having seven kids, four of whom are still at home, no one goes hungry, they own a house and land, each child has their own bedroom and all of that on a single salary. The only way in which they're poor is hands-me-down, but that's pretty regular for stay-at-home mothers who are much more trifty and reuse or recycle compared to working mothers. ---- 183091789 ->>183080860 -They're not poor though. They're cheap. They have hand me downs because why waste a perfectly good robe that's just now too small? -She knits them sweaters because she's a housewife who needs something to do. -She sends ron on the train with a homemade sandwich because that's her job as a housewife. - ->>183087511 ->>183089468 -yeah but once he found out he's a king in the wizarding world with loads of money why wouldn't he just tell them to fuck off for being so mean to him all those years and become a snobbish, cocky faggot? Imagine you're told around puberty you have special superpowers, you're the most famous person in the world, and you have an assload of money and no parents to tell you how to use it? -Dude would realistically be a powertripping nightmare if you ask me. Especially after being belittled for so long ---- 183091820 ->>183084554 -wrong, 4th movie he sees their ghosts come out of Voldemort's wand and it's the same actors ---- 183091971 ->>183080387 -this is quite possibly the most reddit post i've seen this year ---- 183092191 ->>183091971 -it's quite possibly the funniest bait post i've seen this year. ---- 183092262 ->>183090034 -Hogwarts doesn't have any school fees. ---- 183092791 ->>183084573 ->Harry's great-grandad invented hair restoring potions ->even the Weasley twins invented shit - -What the fuck did Dumbledore ever invent? What did he contribute to the wizarding world other than "he's really powerful and don't have to say anything to cast any spell"? ---- 183092835 ->>183080860 - -Kids are expensive ---- 183092985 ->>183092791 ->What the fuck did Dumbledore ever invent? -He discovered twelve ways to use dragon's blood. That's mentioned over and over in the early books. Also had some other academic breakthroughs that were mentioned but never detailed in the book. ---- 183093024 ->>183080339 (OP) - -A woman wrote this, so probably OnlyFans and camwhoring. ---- 183093028 -lol ---- 183093075 -Why doesn't Ron's mom work? Your kids go off to school for nearly the entire year for school. When they come back, they can take care of the younger one. The youngest, not in school, can be in pre-school normal school and shit or have a nanny. ---- 183093112 ->>183092985 ->He discovered twelve ways to use dragon's blood - -As anal lubricant, no doubt. ---- 183093113 ->>183080339 (OP) -They were? I always assumed they were late 20s-early 30s in the movie. ---- 183093115 ->>183083804 -Never said I was obsessed with it. I enjoy it. The people who are way too obsessed and compare everything they think is bad to Voldemort and everything they think is good to Dumbledore is ridiculous. ---- 183093121 ->>183093028 -how did she cut both her thumbnails cooking? don't you have to be using one hand to hold it? -im /ck/ and what is this ---- 183093142 ->>183080339 (OP) -So Snape was like 30 years old in the HP series? Alam Rickman was too old for the part jeez. ---- 183093176 ->>183093028 ->it's real -What the shit. ---- 183093220 ->>183093142 -Harry was 17/18 at the end of the series, right? So Snape should be no older than 40 by the end of the movies. Sirius/Lupin always looked older than they were. ---- 183093267 ->>183093028 -Why does she list so many things and yet I still come off with the impression that she is living an empty life? ---- 183093285 ->>183081412 -Bong genes ---- 183093396 ->>183093028 ->schizo rambling after being abused by Harvey ---- 183093971 ->>183089576 -Without Slytherin, there are no dark wizards. Without dark wizards, Azkaban stays empty. If Azkaban is empty, aurors don't get paid. It's a lucrative business ---- 183094080 ->>183089576 -Slytherin serves a purpose just like /pol/ serves a purpose. They're a containment board. ---- 183094250 ->>183094080 -Ah yes, the good ole “Harry Potter is like my personal politics” redditor trope - -Also -FUCK THE TRANNIES -AND FUCK THOSE JANNIES -BOTH ARE KIKES -TONGUING EACH OTHER’S FANNIES - YOU GOT NO FUTURE -WE’RE IN YOUR HEAD FREE OF RENT -JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR -AND JOIN THE FORTY ONE PERCENT ---- 183094326 ->>183091789 ->Especially after being belittled for so long -Things would have been different for the Dursleys if Harry went with Slytherin ---- 183094394 ->>183093028 -I can save her diff --git a/tv/183080473.txt b/tv/183080473.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c820474181aace9cca073485e9a88a52ebc7d566..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183080473.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,954 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183080473 -Is it weird for an actress when a costar gets a boner during a sex scene? ---- 183080507 -People that don't put the name of the film in the topic title deserve to be downvoted ---- 183080510 -don't be offended if i get a boner -don't be offended if i don't get a boner ---- 183080551 -Has Kate Mara been nude in anything new recently? I need nekid monk. ---- 183080565 ->>183080473 (OP) ->dick fits inside his underwear without wrapping it around his waist - -Are actors' dicks really so small? ---- 183080763 ->>183080473 (OP) -Is she wearing a cover for her cunt? Looks like the panties slid to the side and you can see it. -Also, why are you focusing on dicks with that going on, you faggot OP? ---- 183080784 ->>183080551 -She has a new show called Class of 09 coming May 10. Its rumored she may have lesbian sex scenes with Sepideh Moafi. Shes also seen making out with other guy agent in trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh3JIflUYjk [Embed] ---- 183080785 ->>183080507 ->downvoted -fuck off zoomer, learn to form your own opinions ---- 183080941 ->>183080473 (OP) -they usually don't, and if they do they have super tight, sometimes multi-layered briefs on to prevent it. and for nude scenes they wear a tight cup around the dick and balls so theres virtually no way the woman will feel any shape of cock. This is if we're talking about sex scenes. getting a boner during a makeout sesh? maybe. - -Sam Jackson was asked about this topic during a Stern interview, Howard asked something along the lines of "What do you do to prepare for the sex scene, what do you tell the girl? are you afraid of getting a boner" and Sam replied "I just tell them sorry if i do, and sorry if i don't" ---- 183080984 ->>183080510 ->don't be offended if i get a boner ->don't be offended if i don't get a boner -This, actresses are always split between "eww so gross he had a boner while we're working" and "neat, I made this super hot guy lose control and have a boner" -Of course they can change their minds 10 years later ---- 183080995 ->>183080507 -Its from Kate Mara's A Teacher ->>183080763 -I think that's her pussy and it was unintentional slip ---- 183081219 ->>183080473 (OP) -you're rubbing skin and kissing, how are they not supposed to get horny? They are not 5. -of course it is ok ---- 183081258 ->>183080785 -this. upvoted ---- 183081283 ->>183080473 (OP) -How could you not get a boner filming a sex scene ---- 183081335 ->>183081283 -Maybe because they’re not gross incels like you? -Normal people have sex all the time. People can control themselves when they’re used to having sex ---- 183081423 ->>183080473 (OP) -That’s the junk just hanging. That’s not a boner. ->>183081283 ->>183081219 -> How could you not get a boner filming a sex scene -Because this is what it actually looks like, with about 10-20 crew standing around. ---- 183081473 ->>183080473 (OP) -anon... that's not a boner, just a normal sized flaccid dick bulge ---- 183081568 ->>183080565 -Just the white ones ---- 183081569 ->>183081423 -Okay, take 10, ---- 183081604 -Do you feel sexy yet? ---- 183081681 ->>183081423 ->Because this is what it actually looks like, with about 10-20 crew standing around. -pornstars do it ---- 183081766 ->>183081283 ---- 183082412 ->>183081335 -my penis has a mind of its own though. it always wants to penetrate a nice puss. ---- 183082839 ->>183080784 -I am hyped for some new Kate Mara kino. Show looks good. ---- 183083050 ->>183080784 ->Guy look, this woman is having sex with another woman!.... ISN'T IT BASED!?!? ---- 183083258 ->>183083050 -Whether or not there is hot lesbian sex scenes, the show looks good lol ---- 183083349 ->>183081283 -easy you learn to actually hate women because they're people, and not video games, or based 4chan discussions. EMAJUUUUN not doing anything as based as these two things. ---- 183083353 ->>183083050 -Yes. Hot lesbian sex scenes are sweet honey for my eyes. ---- 183083381 ->Yes. Hot lesbian sex scenes are sweet honey for my eyes ---- 183083485 ->>183080784 ->>183083050 ->>183083353 ->>183083381 -Bless Kate Mara for her willingness to film lesbian scenes ---- 183083534 -Hollywood is an incestuous pool of drug-fueled debauchery, if you think the two actors haven't already had sex in real life, you have autism. In fact it's likely they would've already had sex years prior at some talent party where a bunch of old yids watch the young, fresh meat roll around on the floor. ---- 183083592 ->>183083463 -Guarantee that's a stunt cock. ---- 183083635 ->>183080473 (OP) -they handled much more disgusting cocks to even get there. they don't mind ---- 183083642 ->>183083463 -true -it's mine ---- 183083645 ->>183081568 -t. Chang Shekelberg ---- 183083650 -Most actors are gay so not much of an issue ---- 183083690 ->>183080473 (OP) -who is this ugly soicuck? IRL he'd be incel in 2023 ---- 183083828 ->>183081681 -That is what they are paid for, male pornstars that can't keep it up on a set aren't booked ---- 183083888 -imagine you're shooting a scene with a nearly nude kate mara and your dick accidentally goes inside of her -what would you say? ---- 183083913 ->>183080763 -Labia spotted. We did it reddit! ---- 183083936 ->>183083888 -Nothing because she probably couldn't feel it ---- 183083992 ->>183080785 -This board is so easy to troll lmao fucking newfaggot ---- 183084033 ->>183081681 -Pornstars take Viagra. They can't actually stay hard by themselves. ---- 183084062 ->>183083485 ->>183083650 -Lol its funny because Kate Mara's explicit sex scenes were with Ellen Page (who was gay at time, I guess straight now :p), and now she is seen making out with Brian J Smith in Class of 09 who is a gay actor ---- 183084077 ->>183083936 -she'd probably feel mine (i'm 5 inches at LEAST( ---- 183084107 ->>183080763 -Looks like a patch or some tape to prevent her lips from flapping outside of her panties. ---- 183084214 ->>183080763 -That’s a stick of her curdled discharge, the actor insisted in so many scenes he churned it into a butter slab ---- 183084246 -What movie is that from? Please I need to know ---- 183084303 ->>183081335 -lmao the projection ->y-yeah i h-have sex all the time s-so i don't have b-boners l-laying on t-top of h-hot women ---- 183084308 ->>183084246 -it's a teacher. it's a show. not sure what it's on ---- 183084338 -what does penis in vagina feel like? ---- 183084361 ->>183080510 -Banderas? ---- 183084365 ->>183084338 -Bags of sand ---- 183084389 ->>183081283 -This is what you think as a 16 year old. Then, at 36 you'll understand that instant, hard boners are a goner. No one gets them anymore. ---- 183084395 ->>183084246 ->>183084308 -Its on FX/Hulu ---- 183084512 ->>183084389 -I'm 39 and I still get good hard boners. But then again I'm also a virgin so maybe that has something to do with it. ---- 183084560 ->>183084512 -I'm envious of your good hard boners, then. Keep it up, anon! ---- 183084671 ->>183084395 -I wish she suffocate me with boob ---- 183084693 ->>183084560 -I will. No woman is ever taking away my boner power. ---- 183084748 ->>183083485 -Those first three images are from a straight sex scene though. ---- 183084804 ->>183080473 (OP) -No, it's quite based ---- 183084848 ->>183084804 -I always knew Ed Norton had a huge dick ---- 183084968 ->>183084848 -That's not huge. ---- 183085104 ->>183084804 -That is 100% a sock stuff ---- 183085200 ->>183084968 -for you ---- 183085267 ->>183085104 -Yeah, it's even implied in the movie, IIRC. Because he's vain and wants to look big on stage. ---- 183085300 ->>183084804 -how fucking big is his dick ---- 183085362 ->>183080473 (OP) -Willem Dafoe had a raging hard on during the sex scene in Body of Evidence. However, Madonna specifically wanted him for the part, because of the size of his penis. -Which is strange, because the film goes out of its way to hide any explicit sex. -You briefly see Willem's gigantic boner for a split second during the scene. ---- 183085422 ->>183080473 (OP) ->>183080784 ->>183083431 ->>183083485 ->>183084062 ->>183084395 -Reminder that Kate Mara's milf tits leaked milk on Nick Robinson while filming their sex scenes for A Teacher ---- 183085466 ->>183085422 -is this true? ---- 183085472 ->>183085362 ->You briefly see Willem's gigantic boner for a split second during the scene ->doesnt post the screenshot ---- 183085493 ->>183084962 -do women even like looking at penis? ---- 183085527 ->>183085472 -It'd be hard to make out from a low res screenshot. I'd have to download the bluray again, in which it's clearly visible. ---- 183085598 ->>183084512 ->39 ->virgin - -i know we meme here but how? -how did you make it that far with hiring a hooker? ---- 183085677 ->>183085422 ->>183085466 -Yes, see 1:20-1:42 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54AEj5lntk [Embed] ---- 183085944 ->>183085598 -I mostly stopped caring after my early 20s. It sucks sometimes but I really don't care all that much. ---- 183085985 ->>183085677 -women are so unbelievably gross ---- 183086000 ->>183085598 -Can you hire me a hooker? I'm also poor. ---- 183086003 ->>183084389 -37 here, still get random boners out of nowhere. ---- 183086066 ->>183085466 -It’s possible. Sex with a woman who is routinely breastfeeding can easily result in accidental breast milk leaking. It’s usually a result of squeezing her tits or sucking on her nipple. I don’t really see how it happens during a fake sex scene unless they’re being pretty explicit. ---- 183086085 ->>183086066 -I wonder if her male costar had a cheeky taste ---- 183086099 ->>183084389 -Go get your blood work done my friend. Something is wrong with your endocrine system. ---- 183086139 ->>183086085 -He absolutely did lol ---- 183086160 ->>183084389 -i'm 32 and if they made a movie about me, it'd be called "die hard" ---- 183086170 ->>183086139 -he better have or else i'm gonna have to have a word with him ---- 183086174 ->>183085677 -Jesus Christ ---- 183086231 ->>183085598 -I'm 38 and the same. When it comes to pure sexual release I never saw what a prostitute would do for me that I couldn't achieve myself with porn for free and with 1000x less hassle. ---- 183086239 ->>183081681 -They're all on drugs. ---- 183086311 ->>183085944 -I'm a little older than you but in my late teens i hired a few hookers. i was never actually good at sex so i gave up too. Still was nice to actually feel a woman. - ->>183086000 -fucken checked. If i lived near you anon i'd definitely hire you a hooker and jerk off from across the room. ---- 183086372 ->>183080473 (OP) -You get used to it. I work on a lot of big movie sets and it's common AF. - -There are meds you can take to reduce the risk of boner, but most of the serious actors don't take them because it impacts your mood in general (and might impact your acting). Directors will sometimes intentionally save these shots for the end of the day so that the actors can take the meds without impacting anything else. - -It's a mixed bag though. You gotta remember that there are like 50 people in the room with you watching you do this, so some guys work really hard to not get a boner. Other guys get full into it, and at the end of the day you're usually getting handsy with a 9/10 actress in bed. Who wouldn't get a boner. - -The ladies sometimes get wet too. You can tell when they do, because they'll cover up with a blanket immediately or stay in the bed and wait for most people to leave. It's hot as hell. ---- 183086453 ->>183086311 ->Still was nice to actually feel a woman. -yeah that's the only thing I really miss I guess. I've made out with women before, but never went further than that. it's fine. if it happens then great. if not then whatever. i'm not really upset about it. ---- 183086558 -There's a Brazilian /ss/ movie where they had to put tape on the 12 year old actor's dick because he kept getting a Boner during scenes with the older lady ---- 183086606 ->>183081283 -I get an erection everytime I make out with a girl ---- 183086674 ->>183085362 -Maybe I watch too much large insertion porn, but it doesn't seem that big to me ---- 183086709 ->>183086674 -he's a shower -i, on the other hand, am a grower and my erect penis puts his to shame i think ---- 183086719 ->>183083431 -monke woman hawt ---- 183086814 ->>183086719 -Make sure to watch the scene with sound. Kate Mara's moaning is so hot. ---- 183086968 -I would definitely have monkey sex with her ---- 183087180 ->>183083485 -If only Kate Mara and Sophia Bush filmed My Days of Mercy together ---- 183087283 ->>183084033 ->Pornstars take Viagra. They can't actually stay hard by themselves. -Hasn’t it been claimed that most male pornstars are “BiSexual” if not actually gay?, and that Actually straight male pornstars ( for straight porn) are yhe exception ? ---- 183087313 ->>183080510 -Seth Rogen tried this. -It failed lmaoooll ---- 183087372 ->>183080473 (OP) -How is her husband okay with this? Cuck fetish? ---- 183087387 ->>183087372 -who cares ---- 183087490 ->>183085598 -It's super easy, barely an inconvenience. No seriously I mean it. You just stop caring. ---- 183087668 ->imagine getting a boner -i seriously hope you guys don't do this ---- 183087816 ->>183080473 (OP) -Jerk off right before sex scene, don't get boner -Although when you're in your teens and early 20s the dick jumps back up rapidly ---- 183087873 ->>183080473 (OP) -no, they love it ---- 183087874 ->>183087372 -Her husban is Jamie Bell, lucky guy ---- 183087943 -When i filmed my first sex scene we taped down my junk just to be safe. Hurt like hell taking off the tape! ---- 183087964 ->>183080565 -Why would you wrap your underwear around your waist? ---- 183087988 ->>183087874 -he kind of looks like a monkey as well ---- 183087998 ->>183081335 -you really thought you had an actual point here but that's the most retarded shit ive ever read ---- 183088047 ->>183087943 -did the other guy have his taped down too? ---- 183088082 ->>183088047 -no his was hidden in my ass ---- 183088128 ->>183081568 ---- 183088140 ->>183080473 (OP) -It would be really fucking weird if the actress got a boner during a sex scene. ---- 183088198 ->>183087943 -When I filmed my first sex scene my penis was in my ex gfs mouth if you know what I'm saying ---- 183088236 ->>183080473 (OP) -i think they just think it's fun ---- 183088241 ->>183088047 ->>183088082 -I'm a B-list actor from the late 90's and early 00's. Mainly teen comedies. ---- 183088331 ->>183083463 ->Jessica Biel will never touch your penis ---- 183088452 ->>183088241 -nice -i am jealous ---- 183088501 ->>183086606 -I get an erection if a female holds my hand. ---- 183088669 ->>183084389 -uhh should someone tell him? ---- 183088741 ->>183088331 -It's over ---- 183088832 ->>183088241 -no such thing as B-List teen comedies. You're D-list. ---- 183088922 ->>183087668 -Of course not anon, I barely know what a boner is ---- 183088958 ->>183087668 -Imagine not knowing how to properly greentext ---- 183088964 ->>183084389 -This is such bullshit. I'm 29 and I get more boners now than when I was a horny teen. And they're a lot more annoying now because I have shit to do and cant just go to the bathroom every hour to rub one out. ---- 183088991 ->>183088958 ---- 183089112 ->>183088331 -You literally do not know that ---- 183089170 ->>183085493 -Do women like anything? ---- 183089245 ->>183081423 ->> How could you not get a boner filming a sex scene ->Because this is what it actually looks like, with about 10-20 crew standing around. -If it feels good it feels good ---- 183089255 ->>183084389 ->This is what you think as a 16 year old. Then, at 36 you'll understand that instant, hard boners are a goner. No one gets them anymore. -Everyone responding to you in denial is younger than 36. Everyone else understands. ---- 183089297 ->>183084389 -They make pills for this now -Sorry you can't get your dick up at 36, it usually happens way later than that ---- 183089454 ->>183089170 -no ---- 183089626 ->>183088741 -yes, I finished a few minutes ago ---- 183089704 ->>183089255 ->Everyone else understands. -To be honest, I was really starting to feel like they were all just gaslighting me. But at the same time, this is something I haven't really talked about with my friends either, so now a seed of doubt has been planted in my head... - -Maybe I really SHOULD go see a doctor, after all... ---- 183089778 ->>183084389 -THIS NIGGAS DICK BROKE LMAO ---- 183090794 ->>183083485 -Im so jealous ---- 183091203 ->>183080473 (OP) ->>183080784 ->>183083431 ->>183083485 ->>183084395 ->>183085422 ->>183086139 ->>183087874 -I love Kate Mara so much bros ---- 183092529 ->>183081283 -By cumming before ---- 183092556 ->>183084389 -Lol. This is bait right? Right? ---- 183092721 ->>183091203 -May 10 is Class of 09 release date. Fresh webms are on the way. ---- 183092748 ->>183083353 ->Gross JAVshit -Get raped get raped GET RAAAAPED ---- 183092767 ->>183088128 ->4.8" ->an asian -topkek ---- 183092769 ->>183080507 -get the fuck out - -NOW ---- 183093239 ->>183088128 -manlets stay winning ---- 183093428 ->>183087313 ->>183080510 ->Actor Seth Rogen was so nervous about filming a sex scene with co-star Katherine Heigl in new movie Knocked Up, he decided to take some ill-advised advice from screen legend SIR Sean Connery. Rogen picked up his Connery tip from an episode of TV show Inside The Actor's Studio in which the Scottish actor joked about how to deal with the possibility of an unwanted erection while shooting a love scene. Rogen says, "I got really nervous and I kept thinking, 'What will I do, how do I behave?' And I was watching TV one day and Inside The Actor's Studio was on and Sean Connery was on it and he has a lot of sex scenes. "He was talking about sex scenes and he said, 'Before every sex scene I say to the woman, 'I'm sorry if I get aroused and I'm sorry if I don't.' I thought, 'That's good, I'll use that.' ->"So we're shooting the scene and we're getting into position. I'm really focusing on not sweating on her, that's my main goal. I say to her, 'Katherine, I'm sorry if I get aroused and I'm sorry if I don't.' "And she looks at me and says, 'Why would you be sorry if you don't get aroused? I don't want you to get aroused.' I realized that's the difference between my and Sean Connery - people kind of want him to get aroused a little. "I should have just said, 'I'm sorry.' And that's it." - -BTFO ---- 183093431 ->>183093239 -They really do. See-> >>183087874 ---- 183093600 ->>183085985 -ok faggot lol wtf ---- 183093743 ->>183084389 -No anon it’s just you, you have a broken dick, 50% of the population have broken dicks, you probably thought this was normal for everyone but no, LMAOing at you for accidentally admitting this ---- 183093869 ->>183093743 -So you honestly still get instant hard boners while watching sex scenes in Hollywood movies, even in your (or close to) 40s? - -Because yes, I'm baffled if you do. ---- 183093980 ->>183080473 (OP) -Is that Kate Mara's pussy? ---- 183094123 ->>183084389 ->>183089255 ->>183089704 -Boners definitely decrease in strength as you age. Mine have been all over the place. Mine are best when I'm not smoking weed (I dont really drink but that doesnt help you either), lifting, exercise, doing kegels, not jerking to porn, and getting plenty of sunlight. I can go from barely being able to get it up to hard morning wood depending on how I'm doing in these areas. ---- 183094252 ->>183086003 ->still get random boners out of nowhere. -That's normal, those are hormonal boners. -ED is not strictly a hormonal issue. ---- 183094485 ->>183088964 -that's because you're still 29 you dummy ---- 183094559 ->>183093428 -LOL what a autistic dipshit. -Imagine being a rich and famous actor and still being a loser incel. ---- 183094766 ->>183093980 -yes sir i think it is ---- 183095287 ->>183081335 -I just realized that at least some of the people obsessed with "incel" are actual virgins lol ---- 183095640 ->>183093980 ->>183094766 -My guy should have just slipped it in. Say you are a "method actor". ---- 183096112 ->>183080784 -May 10 is marked on my calendar now. We also got new Thomasin McKenzie, Elizabeth Olsen, and Betty Gilpin shows coming out soon. ---- 183096795 ->>183085422 -mods ---- 183096803 ->>183096112 -which shows are these? If all 4 actresses go nude i might lose my mind ---- 183097143 ->>183096803 -Kate Mara in Class of 09, Thomasin McKenzie in Totally Completely Fine, Elizabeth Olsen in Love and Death, and Betty Gilpin in Mrs. Davis and Three Women. ---- 183097144 ->>183093428 -Rogen's a disgusting jew and Connery is a chad, that's why it worked for him ---- 183097220 ->>183084389 ->>183088964 -idk anons. Im 27 and I barely get a boner. -The only times I can ever get one is through jacking off. I did bend my penis the wrong way and havent gotten morning erections since. Saw a Urologist about that and he said "lol it's all in your mind" ---- 183097288 ->>183080473 (OP) -That’s why actors never stay together for long. ---- 183097345 ->>183097220 -29yo anon here, wtf bro, really? -I need to give myself 20 min every morning to wait for my boner to come down. -Are you drinking and/or smoking/vaping too much? ->I did bend my penis the wrong way -Fucking explain. Penis fractures are a medical emergency. ---- 183097395 ->>183097345 -10 years ago jerked off on the toilet. Jerked it a bit too hard to the right and felt or heard a pop. Never went to the doc about it. Went to the urologist about 3 or 4 years ago and he just said explained a story about how a husband couldnt get hard from his wife because he didnt want to fuck her. Then just said it was all in my mind. - -Realistically there's probably nothing I can do about it now is there ---- 183097427 ->>183097395 -also there was internal bruising on one side that went away. No pain or anything ---- 183097511 ->>183097395 ->>183097427 -he was a pos doctor who didnt even listen to me or offer an ultrasound at least to see if there's anything wrong still. I've never bothered getting a 2nd opinion because I think the only thing I'll hear is ->it's a but late for that there's nothing we can do now ---- 183098112 ->>183080941 -It depends. There was some film with Margot Robbie or one of the women who looks like her where she got penetrated in a sex scene with a black actor 'accidentally.' ---- 183099123 ->>183097395 ->>183097511 -Please go to a new urologist bro -I cannot imagine how can you deal with that for 10 years, I'd be fraking out t bh -At least ask for an x-ray or an ultrasound ---- 183099710 ->>183098112 -What? Cant tell if youre trolling or not. ---- 183099878 ->>183084389 -bro, I'm almost 40 and my dong works the same as 16, your circulatory system must be fucked ---- 183099934 ->>183080473 (OP) -how is that a boner? looks tiny ---- 183100021 ->>183085200 ---- 183100034 -ALL ACTORS ARE WHORES ---- 183100151 ->>183081283 -There is hundreds of jews around you filming you. ---- 183100221 ->>183083463 -looks fake, the way he holds it is to keep the prop from falling off. ---- 183100243 ->>183080473 (OP) -this is rape and he should be jailed ---- 183100267 ->>183080473 (OP) -I reckon she would be offended if he didn't ---- 183100361 ->>183080473 (OP) -what if the actress is really hot and the actor premature ejacs through his underwear and she gets some nut on her, can she sue ---- 183100636 -Going to have sex soon. How long should sex last bros? Scared I won’t last long. ---- 183100684 ->>183080473 (OP) -extra bros. not like this ---- 183100718 ->>183080473 (OP) -They usually wear jockstraps right? ---- 183100730 ->>183081283 -you'd have to have the mental fortitude of a saint or be extremely homosexual to not have a boner while doing a scene like this. ---- 183100765 ->>183080785 ->>183092769 -Spotted the fags ---- 183100769 ->>183093428 ->fat, retarded 3/10 heeb expected women to treat him the same way as the Chad Connery -lmaoooooooooooooo ---- 183101167 ->>183085422 ->>183085677 -Kate Mara is so the most based sex scene partner ---- 183101275 ->>183084389 -lose weight fatass ---- 183101331 ->>183080507 ->spoonfeed me -Fuck off fag ---- 183101346 ->>183099710 -He's talking about an old /tv/ bait about Jaime Pressly. ---- 183101389 ->>183085493 -Bulges? Yes, women look at bulges. ---- 183101514 ->>183084389 - -See a doctor. Seriously. There’s no reason you should be the same horns little shit you were as a teenager but if you cannot maintain an erection in your 30s something else is going on. ---- 183101542 ->>183093428 -holy fuck kek -and i thought jonah was bad -t. non jewish incel ---- 183101550 ->>183099123 -will do. What a pos doctor he was. He even told me ->as long as u got a boner when jacking off thats telling me the system still works -bs. I cant get morning wood. ---- 183101562 ->>183093428 -Yea but Keigl's a raging cunt whose shitty attitude got her blacklisted. She was on a rocket to the A-list and couldn't wait to ruin it for herself. - -Just understand he's using a quip to make things less awkward. Yeesh lady get over yourself. ---- 183101976 ->>183101167 -Where do I apply? ---- 183102018 ->>183095287 -Some? It's most of them. ---- 183102039 ->>183084512 -im 36 and still get hard boners, pretty fast too. ---- 183102271 ->>183084389 ->thread full of hot sex scenes ->this is the post with all the (you)s -fear works ---- 183102459 ->>183100684 -Now I know what that subtle deformation in the background is. ---- 183102478 ->>183100730 -She probably wants the actors to have one tbqh. ---- 183102523 ->>183102478 ->m-miss green please!! this isn't in the script!! ---- 183102764 ->>183081335 -And that's why those people convince themselves that mediocre sex is so great. ---- 183102964 ->>183081283 -If you don't get an erection while filming sex, then you're a bad actor because you're going into the scene with the mindset that the character you're playing isn't into his love interest and isn't willing to display that affection to the audience with his erection. ---- 183103061 ->>183083431 ->>183085422 -I want to film a sex scene with Kate. It'll take the rest of our lives to finish filming it, though. ---- 183103116 ->>183103061 -I wanna be a good person and go to heaven just so I can experience this ---- 183103201 ->>183085493 -They're always raving about guys and their bulges while wearing grey sweats. ---- 183103280 ->>183088964 -Every fucking time - ->I'M JUST AS SPRY AS WHEN I WAS A WEE LAD ---- 183103486 ->>183088128 -I'd be between 6.5 and 7, although they should do girth, that's far more interesting than length. ---- 183103589 ->>183080473 (OP) -Why wasn't it taped up? ---- 183103931 ->>183083463 ---- 183104001 ->>183093428 -Imagine playing "the funny character" in every film you're in and not being able to play off something like that as a joke. ---- 183104160 ->>183093428 -You're all reading it the wrong way, she's not calling him ugly in a backhanded way, she simply means "I don't want and you don't want to get a boner because it'd be super awkward, why would you be sorry if the thing we didn't want happening happened?" ---- 183104194 ->>183093428 -PFFFFFFFFFHAHAHA JESUS -It's not his fault tho -This is %99 of cases of pickup artist and the retards that follows them -Just because a slick handsome man gives you the best tips in the world, doesn't mean it'll work with your ugle mutt face fatass build ---- 183104250 ->>183100684 -What a fucking cool girl, that must be super fucking embarrassing for him and she played it very lightly -Based thot ---- 183104300 ->>183104250 -It's fake, dumbass ---- 183104459 ->>183104300 -And I'm supposed to know that by.. -huh -how exactly? -Maybe neck yourself next time before assuming everyone should be as enlightened as you to notice everything with no evidence, your fucking majesty ---- 183104682 ->>183103280 -only a 13 year old would consider 29 old, so thanks for outing yourself ---- 183104699 ->>183084389 -I know a handful of zoomers I turtored and shot the shit with that are in their mid 20's that have said they they don't get hard ons like they use to, one of them admitted it was probably because they are/were a chronic masturbator and I bet it's the same case with some of the others. -Don't let coomers tell you it's an okay idea to masturbate every day for years on end kids and don't drink the tap water. ---- 183104748 ->>183104682 -only a 60 year old would consider a 29 year old young ---- 183104815 ->>183104748 ->https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youth -sure, child ---- 183105325 ->>183084033 -Viagra isnt magic. If you're not aroused you wont get it up. -It just gets a half-chub into diamonds ---- 183105382 ->>183103486 -literally no one asked faggotron ---- 183105407 ->>183104815 ->For certain uses, such as employment statistics, the term also sometimes refers to individuals from the ages of 14 to 21 -didn't read further - -your link thus proves me right, you are wrong. I am smart, you are dumb. and you are old. ---- 183105454 ->>183083353 -how were those "shorts" ever legal ---- 183105477 ->>183102523 -Eva looks like the girl that doesn't give a fuck and will devour your cock if she catches you slipping. ---- 183105511 ->>183080507 -Downvoted? Where the fuck do you think you are? ---- 183105556 ->>183088128 -6/7 bigger than average - -Show probably gave everyone an extra inch ---- 183105583 ->>183081681 -its very rare that pornstars do it with 10-20 crew present. ---- 183105626 ->>183084389 -Go to a doctor ASAP. ---- 183105641 ->>183105556 -Or maybe only people who knew they were packing would ever volunteer for this shit? -Except the Asian with humiriation fetish of course ---- 183105674 ->>183080507 -kek ---- 183105676 ->>183085598 -countless men and women have been doing it for centuries, it's called being a nun, a monk, an acetic cave dwelling hermit. It's awesome and it brings you true meaning and experience. Plus, whatever god you worship or principles you dedicate yourself to is living your life authentically. -SO many people who Have had sex or been married and then become priests or join a monastery will tell you they don't regret leaving, that they were never happy with that life and are much more happy now preaching their word or living the way they feel God or the Universe wants them to. In harmony. -But this isn't convenient for a culture salivating with desperation over turning humans into baby factories, future dead soldiers, and consumer slaves. -The "shame" over not scoring (cue beavis and butthead) is just one of a million tactics the world pushes on people to make them inauthentic miserable drones. ---- 183105685 ->>183105641 ->The two shortest have the biggest - -Gee I wonder who would be behind this ---- 183105730 ->>183084389 ->>183105626 -Instant hard boners are certainly possible at 36 butt harder to achieve. The body isnt out running the brain anymore by that age...so the realities of less attractive partners, not wanting kids, general stress making relaxing and enjoyment difficult compound to make it more difficult to be insta-hard, and stay that way. ---- 183105795 ->>183105730 -At 36, it shouldn't be a problem, as pointed out by other anons. Testosterone peaks in men in their 30s. That anon must be fat or abusing some substance. Or maybe just a neet who doesn't get sunlight or exercise. -If it really is a psychological issue, you're just weak. ---- 183106052 ->>183099710 -He a Jew with a cuckoldry fetish (all readers of the Kaballah are this way) ---- 183106099 ->>183088128 ---- 183106113 ->>183104150 -who the fuck actually watches this cringe ---- 183106138 ->>183080507 -You're on 4chan you fucking moron ---- 183106148 ->>183105685 -What, you think it was a conspiracy by manlets? ---- 183106157 ->>183093428 -No surprise either way, Rogen is repulsive and Heigl is humourless ---- 183106610 ->>183106157 ->look up what Heigl looks like ->greeted with the most bland looking female I could ever think of ->also has no sense of humour -Amazing ---- 183106660 ->>183080473 (OP) ->is it weird to get a boner when making out with a totally hot babe that was given the role solely for being hot ---- 183106743 ->>183084389 -t. fat fuck who eats the least nutritious calories available at walmart while chucking antidepressants ---- 183106807 ->>183105325 -is a half chub an erect penis? ---- 183106817 ->>183093428 ->Why would you be sorry if you don't get aroused? I don't want you to get aroused.' -That's not even about being sean connery or not, that's just a joke -women are so autistic ---- 183106830 ->>183084033 -and before viagra came along they had fluffers. ---- 183107171 ->>183093428 -Ever worked at a place and there are a core bunch of guys there who are huge assholes but no talent to back it up, the only reason why their shit is tolerated is because they act buddy buddy with the boss who thinks they are actual friends with them? Heigl is a cunt on her own but that is what she was dealing with. Big mistake for her to take that part. ---- 183107402 ->>183104001 -Being funny in real life and memorizing funny lines where people are scripted to laugh at you while humorous music plays are different skillsets. -Heck a lot of standup comedians aren't even funny when they don't have their routine to fall back on. ---- 183107656 ->>183097395 -lol similar story I once jacked it in the bathroom and I felt a snapping sensation in the muscle under my sack and then a bit of blood came out of my dick -I freaked the fuck out and didnt piss for 3 days but nothing ever came of it ->>183085598 ->how did you make it that far with hiring a hooker? -I never understand when people say this -If having sex is so meaningless that youd just pay a whore to get it over with why bother ---- 183107678 ->>183092721 -kino outfit ---- 183107710 ->>183084512 -39 y/o virgins aren't useful as a comparison to anything. Your whole existence is basically invalid. ---- 183107834 ->>183085598 -sex isn't interesting if it isn't more or less free and voluntary ---- 183107865 ->>183093239 -This seems to be a good thing for manlets the only one's able to reproduce are one's with massive hogs so they pass that on to their male offspring. ---- 183108195 ->>183080507 ->downvoted ---- 183108234 ->>183081568 -i loved when she was literally waiting for him to cum to cut his throat ---- 183108274 ->>183083463 ->implying it wasn't a filler ---- 183108277 -I have ED just in general so I get it ---- 183108458 ->>183104459 -nta but it is clearly a stick or something. Dicks dont look like that. -t. cock expert ---- 183109443 ->>183104160 ->she's not calling him ugly in a backhanded way, she simply means "I don't want and you don't want to get a boner because it'd be super awkward, why would you be sorry if the thing we didn't want happening happened?" -youre correct but youre dumb ---- 183109564 ->>183084962 -most of this is the balls. ---- 183109711 ->>183085493 ---- 183109798 ->>183109564 ->Balls show in front of the dong -? ---- 183109834 ->>183097220 ->>183097395 ->>183097511 -Do you have pain still? You might not have bend your dick the wrong way. You may have cpps which means that your pelvic muscles are too weak and that you have to train them. A lot of people that had this issue got over it by training and treating their pelvic again. If you are sitting a lot and not doing much exercise then i would look into that direction. ---- 183110055 ->>183109711 -what does blue / red mean? ---- 183110107 ->>183088964 -damn that's depressing. Just pay a hooker at this point, don't be a virgin at 30. ---- 183110577 ->>183104150 -damn bro she ain't THAT ugly ---- 183111194 ->>183110055 -seems it's a heat map of sorts. red is focus, blue is lack of focus. i deduced this solely from the fact that the tits on the woman are red. ---- 183111509 ->>183100684 -Something wrong with green mans suit ---- 183111904 ->>183111194 -lol true but is blue like active repulsion? diff --git a/tv/183081038.txt b/tv/183081038.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a057200dcd6c151c7808a2e8407d10e45d7ddd1c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183081038.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,325 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183081038 -Finish it. ---- 183081152 -How are the Martian and Tenet reddit? 2022 is obviously Reddit Everywhere All At Once. ---- 183081192 ->>183081038 (OP) -Avengers endgame ---- 183081228 ->>183081038 (OP) -Honest question, what the fuck is a Jojo Rabbit? ---- 183081236 ->>183081038 (OP) -what was reddit about the martian ---- 183081251 -2021: The Matrix Ressurections -2022: Everything Everywhere All at Once -2023: Cocaine Bear ---- 183081257 ->>183081038 (OP) -2021 is obviously Free Guy ---- 183081264 ->>183081236 ->were going to have to science the shit out of this ---- 183081268 ->>183081228 -I thought it was a cringe anime ---- 183081287 ->>183081038 (OP) -Tenet feels way out of place - -Nomadland for 2020 ---- 183081299 ->>183081152 -in case of tenet it's because the film is beyond retarded ---- 183081306 ->>183081038 (OP) ---- 183081313 ->>183081152 -Because I didn’t like it but people I don’t like did like it ---- 183081365 ->>183081038 (OP) -Seems accurate. If you liked any of those movies you should kill yourself. ---- 183081371 ->>183081038 (OP) -2011: Drive -2012: The Avengers -2013: Gravity ---- 183081395 ->>183081038 (OP) -this list is ass. Baby Driver was /mu/core, The Martian was straightforward sci-fi, RP1 has soul, and Guardians was comfy. Hard agree on Scott Pilgrim and Jojo Rabbit though. ---- 183081422 ->>183081038 (OP) -4chan: The Movie -2010: Grownups -2014: American Sniper -2016: Suicide Squad -2017: Baywatch -2018: Slender Man -2019: Alita Battle Angel -2020: Trolls World Tour ---- 183081465 ->>183081257 -yeah. ---- 183081602 -What makes a movie reddit? ---- 183081612 ->>183081422 -4chan the movie -1. Kagadanan sa Banwaan Ning mga Engkanto (2007, Diaz) -2. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang) -3. Charulata (1964, Ray) -4. Trzecia czesc nocy (1971, Zulawski) -5. ลุงบุญมีระลึกชาติ (2010, Weerasethakul) -6. The Baby of Mâcon (1993, Greenaway) -7. Sei Donne per L'assassino (1964, Bava) -8. Cтaлкep (1979, Tarkovsky) -9. Nattvardsgästerna (1962, Bergman) -10. Reminiscences of a Journey to Lithuania (1971, Mekas) ---- 183081688 ->>183081228 -pro jew propaganda about some nazi youth kid who befriends a jewish girl. it's whimsical without any sense of irony. ---- 183081748 ->>183081602 -it's when immigrants from r/Donald try to fit in an overcompensate by calling everything they don't like reddit ---- 183081850 ->>183081748 -No, I want a serious answer, not a onions induced rant ---- 183081911 ->>183081299 -That's not really what I associate with it. I've always understood reddit as an adjective to be le quirky offbeat humor, pop-culture references, everything is pre-emptively ironic in case people find it cringe instead of cool, often made with the woke incel in mind. ---- 183081942 ->>183081850 -postmodernist in a bad way. and also this >>183081911 ---- 183081973 ->>183081850 -I was going to give you a serious answer even if you're clearly from Reddit but if you're going to demand an answer then you don't deserve shit. Reply to this post after I filter the thread. Keep in mind I spend all day filtering threads full of women, children and shitskins. The truth is you're all Reddit so speak to each other. ---- 183082023 ->>183081688 -I just asked what IS a Jojo Rabbit. Not what the movie is about. What the fuck is that title? What does it mean? It's so retarded. ---- 183082084 ->>183081422 ->4chan: The Movie ->2010: Grownups -*bows the FUCK down* ---- 183082132 -Interstellar is peak reddit. ---- 183082590 -The Martian was a great movie you fucking imbecile. ---- 183082599 -Reddit Filter: The Movie -2010: Frozen -2011: Sucker Punch -2012: Spring Breakers -2013: Elysium -2014: God's Not Dead -2015: Lost River -2016: Hardcore Henry -2017: The Last Jedi -2018: Aquaman -2019: Godzilla King of the Monsters -2020: Impractical Jokers The Movie -2021: Malignant -2022: Moonfall -2023: The Flash ---- 183083392 ->>183081038 (OP) -Should just be all MCU and Nu Wars. ---- 183083425 ->tenet -fuck off ---- 183083509 -2023 is Mario ---- 183083782 ->>183081287 ->Tenet feels way out of place -Why? Reddit prefers Nolan pseudo-capeshit way more than shitty indie films. ---- 183084171 ->>183081038 (OP) -4chan: The Series ->1989-2008: The Simpsons ->2005-2024: American Dad ->2008-2013: Buck Breaking ->2016-present: Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace ->2023-present: The Last of Us ---- 183084315 ->>183081038 (OP) -It's missing a John Wick movie. You have four entries to choose from. ---- 183084369 ->>183083425 ->fuck off ---- 183084390 ->>183081152 ->2022 is obviously Reddit Everywhere All At Once. -Agreed. ->>183081257 ->2021 is obviously Free Guy -That movie is more reddit than reddit itself. ---- 183084622 ->>183081038 (OP) -2023 has to be Super Mario ---- 183084847 ->>183084171 -where's jazz? -You know nothing about us, you fraud ---- 183085122 -ftfy* ---- 183085156 ->>183081038 (OP) ->Lord of the Rings ->Star Wars Prequels ->Any Marvel film ---- 183085202 ->>183081152 -Martian was reddit as fuck, what the fuck are you on? I made this in 2015 ---- 183085228 ->>183085122 -I thought Hamilton was a play, that can’t count as a movie that’s cheating. ---- 183085230 -Free Guy ---- 183085247 ->>183085122 -Free Guy was a massive piece of shit I cant believe I got tricked into watching it. Also that asian film would have been better with Jackie Chan, I refuse to watch reddit fake deep A24 garbage ---- 183085258 ->>183084390 -Change 2017 to Thor: Ragnarok, 2018 to Hereditary and 2021 to DUNC ---- 183085297 ->>183081038 (OP) -Scott Pilgram was Tumblr the movie. Also at least one star wars movie and avengers endgame belong on there ---- 183085337 ->>183081228 -Furry spin off of a famous manga series ---- 183085346 ->>183085228 -It came out as a movie and didn't really get popular until 2019/2020 ---- 183085357 ->>183081038 (OP) -Why Baby Driver? -I don't even think many people saw this ---- 183085373 ->>183085202 -name 4 reddit things about it ->science the shit out of this -there, only 3 more to go ---- 183085419 ->>183085337 ---- 183085518 ->>183084390 ->>183085258 -Also 2011 - The Cabin in the Woods, 2012 - The Avengers, 2013 - She ---- 183085573 ->>183081038 (OP) ->Scott Pilgreddit ->Guardians of the Subreddit ->The Redditian ->Redditpool ->Reddit Driver ->Ready Reddit Gold ->Joio Redbit ->Trannet - -Sigh ---- 183085782 ->>183081602 ->>183081850 -I'd say its anything that has the MCU/Borderlands type of humor where the characters have zero depth and make quips every second. Theres a heavy emphasis on everything being BADASS as the script reads like something a cringy teenager would write, even though in reality is always middle aged men trying to replicate the humor of younger people. I would also say that it should be a requirement that the movie is massively popular with reddit and has an inherent safeness to everything about it. Its pretty easy to detect when a movie does this and if you cant its probably because you unironically do go to reddit and are the type of person the movie is appealing to ---- 183085802 ->>183081038 (OP) ->Deadpool ->Moonlight ->La La Land ->Sausage Party ->Suicide Squad ->Ghostbusters -Why was 2016 so Reddit? ---- 183085983 -do reddit make a list of 4chan movies? ---- 183086089 ->>183081038 (OP) -deadpool is exactly 4chan before the election tourist wave ---- 183086113 ->>183085802 ->Arrival ->Hell or High Water ->Neon Demon ->Nocturnal Animals ->Shin Godzilla ->Silence -Probably to offset the absolute kino that was coming out at the same time ---- 183086129 ->>183085983 -they don't care/think about 4chan ---- 183086138 ->>183085802 -Try to top 2017 ->Get Out ->Star Wars VIII ->GotG 2 ->Thor: Ragnarok ->Spider-Man: Homecoming ->Wonder Woman ->Logan ->It ->Blade Runner 2049 ->The Shape of Water ->Mother! ->Dunkirk ->Call Me by Your Name ->Baby Driver ->John Wick 2 ->Kingsman 2 ->Atomic Blonde ->Kong: Skull Island ->Jumanji ->Coco ---- 183086149 ->>183081371 ->2012: The Avengers - -That was normier than Reddit ---- 183086159 ->>183081038 (OP) -Tenet was kino, fuck off. ---- 183086195 ->>183085122 -yeah, this is correct. ---- 183086232 ->>183081038 (OP) -Blade Runner 2049 should be on the list. ---- 183086266 ->>183081152 ->How are the Martian -do you not remember ->I'm gonna science the shit out of this? ---- 183086281 ->>183085373 -that was the only part. i avoided the movie for about 6 years before being forced to watch it. -and to my surprise, the movie was actually great ---- 183086329 ->>183084390 -why not anything for 2011, 2012, and 2013? ---- 183086415 ->>183085373 -That’s so bad that it counts as 5 things ---- 183086485 ->>183086329 -Covid ---- 183086551 ->>183081152 -are you serious? -they literally say, “we need to science the shit out of this” in the Martian. it is by definition reddit. ---- 183086586 ->>183081152 -In The Martian he literally references Iron Man. ---- 183086599 -Add every Nolan films to the list ---- 183086691 ->>183081152 -What’s your favorite movie from 2011, ‘12, or ‘13, bud? ---- 183086901 -whats wrong with baby driver -i remember /tv/ loved it when it came out ---- 183087163 ->>183085247 -Ryan Reynolds in the lead role should've been your first clue to stay far away from that dumpster fire. diff --git a/tv/183081498.txt b/tv/183081498.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1152460cde50ac1a938320c6ecab3af43545ecde..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183081498.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,265 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183081498 -Claim your 90's waifu - -For me, its Paula on Larry Sanders. ---- 183082142 ->>183081498 (OP) -isn't that a lesbee un? ---- 183082189 ->>183081498 (OP) ---- 183082216 ->>183081498 (OP) ---- 183082408 ->>183081498 (OP) -For me, it's Mary Lou on Larry Sanders ---- 183082475 -Evil blondes plz ---- 183082549 ->>183082142 -She is now, but not in the 90s ---- 183082585 ->>183081498 (OP) -Hey Now. ---- 183082647 ->>183082585 -You're an allstar. ---- 183082667 ->>183082585 -I actually am binging this the show for the first time. -It's like a drier Seinfeld, but I really like it. ---- 183082731 ->>183082475 -Yeah let's not beat around the bush when we all know this is the kinosseur's choice ---- 183082742 ->>183081498 (OP) -Neve Campbell. ---- 183082924 ->>183082731 ->*.jpg -You tease. ---- 183083133 -Bowler form Mystery Men ---- 183083199 ->>183081498 (OP) -Scully ---- 183083525 ->>183081498 (OP) -Nostalgia chick? ---- 183083585 ->>183082034 -fpbp ->my dad had the biggest crush on her and now that I’m almost 40 I get it ---- 183083614 ->>183083525 -Did she in the 90s look and sound her her, especially when she had glasses on. -They both fall under the same "Daria" archetype. ---- 183083733 ->>183081498 (OP) -bust a nut over her then, would do so today ---- 183084076 -For me, it's Romy. ---- 183084362 ->>183082742 -Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth ---- 183084397 ->>183081498 (OP) -omg she was perfect i'm pissed they barely ever used her ---- 183084448 ->>183082742 ->>183084362 -Possibly the most disappointing tits in history. Even more so than queen Marjorie on GOT -Anyways here's mine (pre-bogged) ---- 183084527 -She still got it. ---- 183084663 -For me? It's Tia Carrere in Relic Hunter. ---- 183084817 ->>183083614 -Now try saying it in English. ---- 183084942 -Claimed ---- 183084972 ->>183081498 (OP) -i love her so much in that movie bros :( ---- 183085031 ->>183084817 -yee haw ---- 183085083 -I'm surrounded by plebs ---- 183085095 ->>183084663 -Absolute supreme gentleman right here. She is a living pocahontas ---- 183085128 ->>183085095 -She's Asian though ---- 183085243 ->>183085128 -Native Americans are Asians tho ---- 183085256 ->>183081498 (OP) -For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxnOv90F10 [Embed] ---- 183085393 ->>183085083 -She's a 10 in Tombstone ---- 183085432 ->>183082216 -Nice ---- 183085461 ->>183082742 -Quality ---- 183085602 -Kimberly ---- 183086111 ->>183084448 -I was just gonna post something mentioning this. They looked so weird. I think what’s her faces from GOT were fine though. ---- 183086398 ->>183082408 -fuck i thought i was the only one who had a massive crush on Mary Lynn Rajskub shes weird looking but so hot to me. recently downloaded some old sketch show she was in called downer channel (which i vaguely remember watching when it aired in 2001 but i think only 2 episodes actually aired i found a torrent that weirdly had all 6 episodes tho) and its reignited my crush on her all over again ---- 183086517 ->>183081498 (OP) -Lisa on Newsradio ---- 183086641 ->>183081498 (OP) -Nancy Downs from The Craft ---- 183086749 ->>183081498 (OP) -either of these two in Scream ---- 183086785 ->>183081498 (OP) -dont remind me of what she looks like now ---- 183086866 ->>183086111 -They werent as bad as Neve's but definitely disappointing. Low end pancake tits on what is otherwise a staggeringly attractive woman ---- 183086948 ->>183081498 (OP) -90s Janeane Garofalo was something special ---- 183087003 ->>183084972 -I love her big jaw in those whiskey ads ---- 183087193 -Mine was Faith from Buffy. But it's a damn close race between Faith and Willow. - ->>183084972 -You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat. ---- 183087212 ->>183081498 (OP) -Mine and mine only ---- 183087286 ->>183081498 (OP) -claiming Mary (Jessica Biel) from 7th heaven ---- 183087424 ->>183087286 -Good call! -Dionne, Clueless. Pretty sure Bring It On is responsible for my cheerleader fetish. ---- 183087463 ->>183087003 -post them ---- 183087544 -claimed ---- 183087868 ->come on in anon ---- 183088086 -For me, nothing tops prime Joan Chen - -Jewel of the fucking Orient right there ---- 183088717 ->>183088086 -disgusting bug ---- 183088738 -Jane Adams ---- 183088843 ->>183082034 -Elaine was a whore though ---- 183089202 -Kathy ---- 183089406 ->>183081498 (OP) -mary stuart cutieson seemed to be everywhere in the early 90s ---- 183089641 -Drew Barrymore and Liv Tyler ---- 183089744 -Julie Warner (love interest in Doc Hollywood and Tommy Boy) sometimes i think of her as a more traditionally attractive version of Janeane, or at least in Hollywoods eyes, tho I persoanlly probably found Janeane more attractive of the two. doesnt look like Janeane but she has a similar vibe to her if that makes sense ---- 183089859 ->>183089406 -Wow, her feet are so dirty, she can use my tongue to clean them ---- 183089863 ->>183087424 -of course anon, a waifu is forever ---- 183089932 ->>183081498 (OP) ->>183082034 ->>183082189 -Wtf the fuck is it with brunettes with brown eyes and pale skin, anons? That shit is my jam. ---- 183089986 ->>183081498 (OP) -Jennifer Tilly in anything in the 90s ---- 183090111 ->>183081498 (OP) -MINE ---- 183090612 ->>183088086 -Is that a man with makeup on? ---- 183090747 -Jane Leeves circa Frasier. ---- 183090845 -A plus thread fellas ---- 183090936 ->>183089986 -Or Jennifer Titty as I like to call her ---- 183091061 ->>183081498 (OP) -Looks like Katie St Ives ---- 183091558 ->>183088738 -Patrician ---- 183091641 -The chick from Northern Exposure ---- 183092109 ->>183082142 ->>183082549 -She has never claimed to be gay. She identifies as asexual. ---- 183093023 ->>183089986 -I preferred her sister ---- 183093110 ->>183081498 (OP) -i busted over 1700 times to lauren holly in highschool. ---- 183093122 ->>183089744 -I’ve never seen her in anything else. ---- 183093178 ->>183082742 -She does it for me ---- 183093249 ->>183093122 -i remember her from that billy crystal jew comedian movie too ---- 183093297 -For me it’s joey lauren adams ---- 183093327 ->>183089744 -Tommy boy? ->>183093122 ---- 183093356 ->>183081498 (OP) -i watched SNL in the 90s mostly to jerk it to right and left ---- 183093363 -Imagine being Late in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jeri Ryan, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kaye and not only sit in that chair while Jeri Ryan flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her corset and makeup caked skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected those lines. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking tits but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, Jeri Ryan LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her spandex stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Kate. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. ---- 183093398 ->>183093363 -*Kate ---- 183093440 ->>183089744 -she was cute ---- 183093466 -I got my first boner watching a Mariah Carey music video circa '94. ---- 183093523 ->>183093356 -similarly the 90s ladies of Mad TV ---- 183093637 ->>183081498 (OP) -best buffy ---- 183093967 -sikozu ---- 183094091 -Rogue diff --git a/tv/183081510.txt b/tv/183081510.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 887044dc63f0b7d696b23f65fca9ecf2db59267c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183081510.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,261 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183081510 -https://ai-meme.com/ ---- 183082158 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183082188 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183082191 ->>183082130 -kek ---- 183082297 -wtf ---- 183082424 ->>183081510 (OP) -Impressive, I'll admit. ---- 183082445 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183082602 -i kekd ---- 183082639 ->>183081510 (OP) ->>183082130 ->>183082188 ->>183082376 -This AI is funnier than most anons. ->>183082491 -Absolutely savage. ---- 183082711 ->>183082582 -no seriously, what did it mean by this? is it aware? ---- 183082727 ->>183081510 (OP) -Doesn't even work fucking faggot ---- 183082734 ->>183082717 -gem ---- 183082788 ->>183082188 -fucking lol ---- 183082813 ->>183081510 (OP) -All the texts were awful. Shitty AI. ---- 183082818 ->>183082717 -Holy kino ---- 183083159 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183083370 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183083399 ->>183083370 -that smug face ---- 183083414 -All the squirrel ones are kino ---- 183083492 ->>183082188 -kek ---- 183083512 ->>183082582 -I enjoy how AI always defaults to btfo trannies. Maybe the future is bright after all. ---- 183083582 -What the fuck does this AI have against mondays ---- 183083616 ->>183083343 -actually laughed ---- 183083625 ->>183081510 (OP) -It thinks Lola is a cat ---- 183083627 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183083654 -Ok this pretty good actually ---- 183083672 ->>183083627 ---- 183083688 ->>183082670 -Holy fuck. ---- 183083695 ->>183083625 ---- 183083739 ->>183083302 -hehe ---- 183083750 ->>183082639 ->This AI is funnier than most anons -None of those were funny -Buy an ad, astroturfing nigger you aren't slick ---- 183083770 ->>183081510 (OP) -AI likes Maskino ---- 183083786 -future looks good, but I have to ask what happened to threads like this made by humans. which board on 4chan could still make memes like these. ---- 183083806 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183083814 ->>183081510 (OP) ->hops ---- 183083823 ->>183082670 -Flawless ---- 183083853 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183083864 -Some day I will miss the dumbest shit and look back fondly at undeniably human shitposting that I thought was worth nothing ---- 183083867 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183083887 ->>183083786 -Many boards are culturally stagnant, even /pol/ only picks up when there's a habbening. The lack of drawfags is conspicuous sometimes. ->>183083864 -I, Robot vibes. ---- 183083968 -It's strange, the format of these is like a decade old. I wonder what they're training it on. They're funny, but not very organic. ---- 183084004 ->>183083302 -kino ---- 183084057 ->>183084011 ->>183083302 -Riiight. ---- 183084066 -I don't get it ---- 183084074 -This one is actually a little funny ---- 183084104 ->>183084011 -i don't know about that mr. AI ->>183083672 ---- 183084135 ->>183081510 (OP) -Very good emoji. ---- 183084138 ->>183084001 ---- 183084166 ->>183084114 -this is exactly what I would expect from a /tv/ sneedsons thread trying to emulate zoomers ---- 183084174 ->>183084138 ---- 183084182 -I've been laughing at this for 10 straight minutes ---- 183084240 ->>183084174 ---- 183084244 ->>183081510 (OP) -Kek ---- 183084251 ->>183084159 -Tay? Is that you? ---- 183084258 ->>183082188 -And an 88 get kek ---- 183084280 ->>183084240 ---- 183084307 ->>183082582 -Lmao trannies outed by AI ---- 183084317 ->>183084104 -Most of that AI texts were about baseball puns and office life, I doubt it got that it was a gun. ---- 183084331 ->>183081510 (OP) -It really didn't like this one. The other caption said ->when someone asks if I have any hobbies besides gaming ---- 183084343 -I tried a few images, but this is the only one that really stuck out for me ---- 183084434 ->>183084401 -thanks doc ---- 183084452 -kek ---- 183084514 ->>183082582 -lmao ---- 183084533 ->>183082978 -This can't be real ---- 183084588 ->>183084538 ---- 183084645 -D E V I L I S H ---- 183084676 ->>183084478 -R E S P E C T -FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME ---- 183084715 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183084758 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183084842 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183084928 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183085015 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183085022 -spooky ---- 183085023 ->>183084877 -oh yeah, he knew... ---- 183085027 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183085046 ->>183085027 -kek ---- 183085054 ->>183085022 -WHAT THE FUCK ---- 183085060 ->>183085027 -Winrar ---- 183085090 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183085248 ->>183081510 (OP) -ouchi ---- 183085249 ->>183082188 ->>183083302 -National Gems ---- 183085377 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183085456 ->>183085389 -Alternative ---- 183085468 ->>183082158 -If you post this pic again will something else come up? -This pic could be a goldmine. ---- 183085560 ->>183082670 -Holy fuck lmao ---- 183085569 ->>183085468 -Yes, not him but I run it through like 10 times before I post ---- 183085613 ->tfw robert got me the sharing size ---- 183085647 ->>183081510 (OP) ---- 183085693 -Image limit reached. Good thread. ---- 183085731 ->>183082717 -Gemmy ---- 183085941 -Like 90% of these hit. WTF ---- 183085972 ->>183081510 (OP) -Despite all the funny ones I don’t think AI will be taking over memes anytime soon. It can’t make meta jokes nor layer irony like in current memes it can only make basic boomer style memes. I don’t think it could make edgy memes well either. Most of the funniest memes from this thread came from innocent memes layered over edgy pics which AI didn’t know the context of or coincidentally make a joke that worked with the context of the original image. ---- 183086219 ->>183085972 ->I don’t think it could make edgy memes well either. -That's because the AI programmers neuter the AI before publishing it. They don't want the heat coming from (((the media))) for creating an edgy AI, so they do their best to lobotomize it, hence the toothless boomer humor ---- 183086280 ->>183085972 -It could make edgy stuff but it blocks itself from writing what it's "thinking" if it comes out too edgy. You could absolutely train it to make edgy jokes. ---- 183086353 -New thread because image limit ->>183086315 → ---- 183087245 ->>183082582 -wait wtf? diff --git a/tv/183081535.txt b/tv/183081535.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fcc47728efe4d9a7e8e038f7ca11dadad807138c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183081535.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,122 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183081535 -Let’s cast our DREAM hbo Harry Potter cast ---- 183081560 ->>183081535 (OP) -niggers. niggers everywhere. ---- 183081643 ->>183081535 (OP) -I don't care what race Hermione is as long as she is CUTE. ---- 183081692 ->>183081535 (OP) -Mercedes Carrera as Bellatrix ---- 183081735 -None. It should be animated like arcane. Children can't act. ---- 183081738 ->>183081560 -dey have dey own school in africa doe ---- 183081756 -All trannies all the time. Nothing but trannies. ---- 183081787 ->>183081643 ->>183081535 (OP) -Idris Elba as snape ---- 183081815 -Elba as gandalf ---- 183081816 ->>183081535 (OP) -Larry David as this guy ---- 183081862 ->>183081535 (OP) -Hunter Schaefer as Ron. -Bruce Jenner as Dumbledore. -Lizzo as Hagrid. -Rupaul as Voldemort. ---- 183081869 -Not gonna happen but I'd prefer Hogwarts to take place in America and all of the students talk normally instead of the goofy british accents. ---- 183082215 -Full cast black & brown. Represent British culture in todays eyes ---- 183082310 -this faggot from Shadow and Bone - -he cute ---- 183082348 ->Fleur Delacour ---- 183082447 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M [Embed] -at this point might as well carry on the peele version ---- 183082507 ->>183082310 -Looks like Jenna Ortega put through the male filter in faceapp ---- 183082666 ->>183081535 (OP) -Gandalf ---- 183082728 ->>183081535 (OP) -Adam Driver as Snape ---- 183082770 ->>183082728 -Hot Snape ---- 183082782 ->>183081535 (OP) -AI generated animated feature where everyone perfectly resembles their book equivalent ---- 183082854 ->>183081535 (OP) -Harry Potter is 8 3-hour long movies. -I could see wanting something like Jurassic Park fleshed out that I hear anons talking about a lot, but who gives a fuck about Harry Potter? What, you want some house elf persecution subplot? Why, the movies are perfect. ---- 183083303 ->I’M HERMAYNEE NIGGA OOHHHH MASSA RON YALL MAKE ME FINNA SQUIIIIIIIRRRT ---- 183083674 -I actually want a whole bunch of nobodies. It would be cool to have no preconception from the acting cast. -I want the scenery to be amazing. ---- 183084653 ->>183081535 (OP) -Make Hermione as black and ugly as possible to spite every self-inserter that wanted Harry to end up with her ---- 183084825 ->>183082728 -This would be a cultural reset. He plays tortured so well too. ---- 183085030 ->>183082728 -How they portray Snape will make or break the show for me. I already thought he was annoying in the movies especially after JK's attempted retcon redemption but the books make him an even worse person. Adam Drive honestly would fit well although he isn't british, right? They really need to make way more of a little shit who basically asks for trouble in the show and tone down Snape's autism towards others like Neville ---- 183085079 ->>183085030 -Wait what autism? ---- 183085143 ->>183085079 -The dude holds a big grudge for the slightest of errors that Neville makes which happens because he is terrified of Snape. He is psychotic at parts. ---- 183085231 ->>183085143 -Oh yeah I remember his boggart turning into Snape now. ---- 183085363 -James Potter: Idris Elba -Lilly Potter: Taylor Swift -Snape: Ryan Gosling ---- 183085606 ->>183085030 -Book Snape is just a pathetic simp that destroyed his only real meaningful friendship over ass backwards racial theories. Then he got his old friend killed by half reporting a prophecy that might just be complete horseshit. -As much as people shit on rowling for leg stretching, she knows how people function. -Driver could be a great Snape and I hope we see his very irrational and spiteful personality. Especially the great battle within him: Harry is Lily's kid, he has her eyes. Every time Snape looks in Harry's eyes he knows he fucked up bad twice. Then he sees Harry's other physical features that just make him James Potter 2.0 and ol' Severus just wants to nuke the planet. -Pic untelated, but they better cast the hottest redhead on earth for ginny. ---- 183085697 ->>183085606 -Maybe things would have been different if he had just washed his hair as a kid. ---- 183085710 ->>183081535 (OP) -Idris Elba as everyone ---- 183085781 ->>183082728 -is there anyone else who could do it? kino ---- 183085875 -People here waiting hot actors but they are all children in the first few years of filming. How young will they look for? Everyone is eleven in the first book, but as another anon said, children really can't act ---- 183085920 ->>183085697 -Snape is a lost cause. Even with clean hair. ---- 183085977 ->>183085606 ->Pic untelated, but they better cast the hottest redhead on earth for ginny. -They better do a lot of better stuff with Ginny just to get the bad tastes of the later movies out of my mouth. Out of every character that got butchered I think she had it worst. ---- 183086044 ->>183082728 -Is he gonna pull if his cadence though? ---- 183087391 -Idk whom she should play but she should be in it. Maybe as a teacher that has sex with me as her student :) diff --git a/tv/183081625.txt b/tv/183081625.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1b16abc3cb550ca865530bf791a42b9ed244896e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183081625.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,203 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183081625 -Almost the entire cast of The Fifth Element were models. ---- 183082611 ->>183081625 (OP) -Too bad Bruce can't remember banging any of them ---- 183082644 ->>183081625 (OP) -too bad none of them are good looking at all whatsoever. look at that right side jesus fuck ---- 183082646 ->>183081625 (OP) -few of em lookin like sone tan ten tens ---- 183082669 -by almost you meant not the one on the right, right? ---- 183082684 ->>183081625 (OP) -ok the one on the end is a dude c'mon now ---- 183082730 ->>183081625 (OP) - -One of them was in an AOL advert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxGTQ3A4dBk [Embed] ---- 183082779 ->>183081625 (OP) -All mogged by Zorg's secretary ---- 183082835 ->>183082644 -Immediately to Bruce's left is best ---- 183082973 ->>183082779 -Who was mogged by the President's assistant. ---- 183083112 ->>183082611 -Fuck you for making me laugh at that ---- 183083265 -Nothing tops 90s scifi kino - -It is known ---- 183083291 ->>183081625 (OP) -Why was thier a garbage strike though, I see some trash that needs to be taken out (in blue) ---- 183083429 ->>183081625 (OP) -all movies do that, except it's not models but jews everywhere ---- 183083493 ->>183081625 (OP) -Interesting how they predicted that the future would be full of mutts, but no landwhales... ---- 183083774 ->>183083291 -there were supposed to be some garbage aliens on strike but they were cut ---- 183083831 ->>183081625 (OP) -left to right: no no maybe maybe no no GAH D: ---- 183083982 -the blue opera alien was the directors underage gf that he based leon on before he dumped her for mila ---- 183084009 ->>183081625 (OP) -Coulda fooled me ---- 183084043 ->>183081625 (OP) -How many of them have now hit the wall? ---- 183084321 ->>183084043 -gee i wonder, it was only 26 years ago ---- 183084790 -Comfy ---- 183084886 ->>183081625 (OP) -And they call us mutts. ---- 183085123 ->>183084790 -you will live in ze pod ---- 183085144 ->>183084790 -the color is a bit off in that rendition ---- 183085260 ->>183085144 ---- 183085410 ->>183081625 (OP) -Just watched it on tv with my family. -It's one of those rare few movies you have to watch when you randomly stumble upon it while changing channels. -An absolute masterpiece. ---- 183085574 ->>183085410 -it's good but masterpiece, i dunno. she learns to speak way too quickly. goes from only being able to say "multipass" to being able to speak in basically one scene, while sleeping if i remember correctly ---- 183085610 ->>183081625 (OP) ---- 183085628 ->>183085574 -She is the perfect being. She can learn languages in a day. ---- 183085664 ->>183081625 (OP) -Why are at least three of them hideously ugly ---- 183085723 ->>183085664 -OP should have clarified; these are FRENCH models. ---- 183085737 ->>183085574 -that's a really minor nitpick -they showed her basically absorbing information at insane speeds in multiple scenes, similar to Neo learning stuff in Matrix -you have to suspend your disbelief a little at times ---- 183085738 -Flying Siu mei ---- 183085765 ->>183081625 (OP) -the one on the far right is fucking horrendous. ---- 183085783 -Still waiting on that new uniform McDonald's. ---- 183085840 ->>183085738 -A fortune for (You)! ---- 183085844 ->>183085628 -i wouldn't complain if it didn't take her so long to learn how to say "mmuuultipass" and then she instantly learned to speak every other word with correct grammar and pronunciation - ->>183085737 -i know it's minor but stuff like that really bugs me. -it's like it being daytime in one scene when they are running, then 1 minute of real-time passes in a cave, then it's nighttime outside ---- 183085850 ->>183085783 -lol -they way things are going, we'll have drones doing all the work before that ever happens -McDonalds completely shit the bed here it's basically self service now ---- 183085913 -KORBEEEEN DALLAS ---- 183085945 ->>183085844 ->i wouldn't complain if it didn't take her so long to learn how to say "mmuuultipass" and then she instantly learned to speak every other word with correct grammar and pronunciation - -pic related ---- 183086061 -How does the 4 a day thing work? ---- 183086065 ->>183085765 -but the one on the far left is fucking tremendous. ---- 183086083 ->>183085738 ->thai food -It's decidedly Chinese. It ruined the film for me ---- 183086121 -I don't care what you say. -I Love ALL Luc Besson movies. -ALL. ---- 183086169 ->>183085945 -she went from 1 leaf to 536870912 in 1 day though, not 268435456 to 536870912 in 1 day ---- 183086222 ->>183082611 -Good thing you'll never get old ---- 183086226 ->>183086061 -you are given one superfilter tm malboro light every six hours to help with cessasion. ---- 183086262 ->>183085913 -SUPERGREEN ---- 183086269 ->>183082730 ->AOL ->AMERICA ONLINE ->UK ---- 183086320 ->>183085610 -This one was the most accurate portrayal of the future of women ---- 183086324 -I’d only fuck 3 and 5. The rest can be my maids, besides the blacks. I don’t want to see them. ---- 183086357 ->>183082644 -that's the non passing trans one, there's at least 3 others there. ---- 183086553 ->>183081625 (OP) -I could see that. -Probably meant to showcase how in the future genetic engineering and medicine would keep every femoid like that since that would be 99% of their worth. ---- 183086621 ->>183086169 -friend, the point about exponential growth is that for the longest time it looks like nothing is happening and then from one moment to the other the values explode. -it's not very intuitively understood for humans (hence why the french torture their children with stupid riddles about it) but what you are complaining about is what exponential growth looks like to an onlooker in the real world. ---- 183086698 ->>183082611 ---- 183086735 ->>183082611 -IIRC, the type of dementia Bruce Willis has largely effects his ability to communicate but not his ability to be cognatively aware and can remember key events. Dude just can't understand people anymore. - -Honestly that sounds worse. When you lose your mind at least you reach a point where you can no longer conceive your sufferig. But with his type of dementia he is largely aware of his mental degrading and isolation from people. To be able to recognize your loved ones but never be able to communicate with them again must be hell. ---- 183086778 ->>183084790 ->>183085144 ->>183085260 -Unironically better than every place I rented during my 20s. That wall is perfect for a comfy projector. ---- 183086787 ->>183086735 -Thinking on how little Bruce seemed to like listening, speaking to, or interacting with other people this sounds more like a blessing. ---- 183086810 ->>183086621 -it's not like she continued to grow beyond that point, perfecting speaking, so your theory doesn't work. if she did have exponential growth her speech would be completely flawless 1 minute after it's at the point that she has after she's at the "multipass" stage. yet they do have her speaking with some flaw for the remainder of the movie. -i don't even know why we're having such a long discussion about a minor flaw in the movie. ---- 183086965 ->>183086810 -ok, then pic related. ---- 183087061 ->>183086324 -Based ---- 183087101 ->>183081625 (OP) -Models for what, shanty towns? diff --git a/tv/183081712.txt b/tv/183081712.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ab5ab5ebf9a21fe14f76715d5d0379b4066fcc7f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183081712.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,502 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183081712 -What is the most kino aspect ratio? ---- 183081858 ->>183081712 (OP) -1.85:1 ---- 183081886 ->>183081712 (OP) ---- 183081912 -1:1 ---- 183081944 ->>183081886 -disappointing tits ---- 183081945 ->>183081712 (OP) -Whichever one shows the most of the movie, Zach Snyder had the right idea with the Justice League movie, but maybe that was too far. Anything narrower than 16:9 should be genuinely outlawed. ---- 183081950 ->>183081712 (OP) -4:3 ---- 183082007 ->>183081712 (OP) -4:3 seems more logical for a film given the size of theatre screens. Ultra wide has never benefited any film as it makes humans look small and insignificant. ---- 183082049 ->>183082043 -kek ---- 183082134 ->>183082043 -16:9 sisters, it's over... ---- 183082165 ->>183081994 -AHHHHHHHHH WHY DID THEY DO IT ---- 183082194 ->>183081712 (OP) -Whatever shows the most of the frame -/thread ---- 183082288 ->>183082279 -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ---- 183082327 ->>183082043 -doesn't count since it wasn't shot with the intention of being viewed in 16:9 ---- 183082341 -4:3 forever ---- 183082355 ->>183082218 ---- 183082359 ->>183082327 -Then why did THEY do it? Thank god we have 4:3 HD now ---- 183082410 ->>183082355 ---- 183082426 ->>183081950 ->>183082007 ->>183082341 -You can watch your soap operas and your sitcoms but leave movies to grown ups. ---- 183082437 ->>183082426 -Pleb ---- 183082451 ->>183082043 -No fucking way ---- 183082459 ->>183082426 -Everyone can smell that this post was made just to get attention, anon. This whole thread can smell your breath and know you're just talking shit. ---- 183082489 ->>183082451 -Yep, never watch old TV shows in 16:9, you're missing half the screen ---- 183082622 ->>183082437 -You're watching a square box lmao. A ratio for a tiny old-fashioned tv. ---- 183082630 -BRAVO DISNEY ---- 183082649 ->>183082630 -Atleast they fixed it finally ---- 183082714 ->>183082568 -Holy shit I'm fully convinced now. Squares truly are superior. ---- 183082732 ->>183081886 -is this the only known example of missing tits due to wide screen formatting? ---- 183082752 ->>183082732 -see>>183081994 ---- 183082768 ->>183082649 -They didnt ---- 183082791 ->>183082768 -I mean they literally did ---- 183082804 ->>183082791 -debunked ---- 183082815 ->>183082804 -Ok schizo ---- 183082823 ->>183082732 -Also 5th element ---- 183082860 ->>183082815 -Kiss me ---- 183082867 ->>183082823 -post scene ---- 183082915 ->>183082664 -It's weird how common it is for these foreign TV channels to get open matte/full screen versions of stuff ---- 183082928 ->>183082804 -d+ now has an option to view the uncropped one, maybe you're too dumb do figure it out ---- 183083038 ->>183082359 -A lot of normal people seem to get nervous breakdowns from seeing black bars, especially if they're on the sides. At least with some 4:3 shows reframed to 16:9 there's often a bit of extra on the sides so it doesn't cut off as much as it could. ---- 183083049 -4:3 stretched to 16:9 on a hotel TV ---- 183083104 ->>183081712 (OP) -Whatever the film was originally shot to be shown in. Nowadays they usually hop between aspect ratios a dozen times per movie anyways. ---- 183083136 ->>183082998 -Jesus, those are the best niples I've ever seen on film. God bless her ---- 183083173 ->>183083038 ->A lot of normal people seem to get nervous breakdowns from seeing black bars, especially if they're on the sides -normies deserves nothing ---- 183083247 ->>183081712 (OP) -4:20 and 6:9 ---- 183083385 -open matte, of course ---- 183083393 ->>183082915 -All that happens is that someone at the production company seeks a request for a 4:3 video and gives them the only one they have. ---- 183083435 ->>183082998 -Immaculately large nipples. Could do with a lot of biting. Theyre probably even larger and well seasoned now, after raising children. ---- 183083451 ->>183083031 ---- 183083558 ->>183083451 -kino ---- 183084081 ->>183082732 -Carrie cuts out Sissy Spacek's bush. Open matte is available only to laserdisc Chads. -Often the film is shot with the intention of cropping which makes the open matte versions less authentic to the directors' visions, but with 100GB blurays being so cheap these days there's no reason not to include both versions for those interested, especially since so few modern movies are in 16:9 despite that being the standard TV size. ---- 183084134 ->>183084081 -surely there is a private tracker or any other online archive of these right? ---- 183084198 ->>183082915 -There were still a lot of 4:3 TVs in use during the 2000s, and many TV stations took forever to make the jump to 16:9 (some doing 14:9 as a stopgap for a while), so preparing "full screen" versions made sense. Nowadays I would guess the primary driving factor for doing 16:9 open matte versions is IMAX, with broadcaster/streamers added in as a bonus. ---- 183084223 ->>183081944 -sixteen year old me still jerked off to them in bloodrayne ---- 183084273 ->>183081712 (OP) -The one intended by the director. How to achieve this at home? -1. These things go in a 'bat cave'. -2. Buy/make an oversized projector screen. You want a good amount of white space on all four sides. A white wall can work if it's sanded flat and painted. -3. Purchase a projector with decent black levels (A 2nd hand 1080p JVC does the job). -The area around the projected image creates a soft border for all aspect ratios. ---- 183084325 ->>183082509 -uhhh raimi a little homophobic there don't you think? and is the nazi logo on spiderman really necessary? ---- 183084339 ->>183084081 -There's nothing more confusing for retarded publishers than video formatting, beside color fidelity for dvd and blu-ray ---- 183084363 ->>183084081 -so wait. I thought they would have shot this on 35mm, did they shoot in on 70mm film or what? ---- 183084367 -Whatever the director's real artistic vision is. - -Unless there's boobs or butt being cropped out, then that one. ---- 183084408 -Snyder was right that about 4:3 being the superior ratio ---- 183084497 ->>183084408 -This is why I said real artistic vision. Hack Snyder doesn't know how to use a frame and his """choice""" for 4:3 full frame IMAX in his Justice League Cut is a fucking joke. ---- 183084704 ->>183082732 -r/openmatte ---- 183084706 ->>183082568 -Why do the colors look better on the 4:3? ---- 183084731 ->>183084706 -SOUL ---- 183084776 ->>183084704 ->openmatte -it's dead :( ---- 183084812 ->>183082622 -Isn't IMAX close to 4:3? ---- 183084851 ->>183084363 -Standard 35mm film is close to 4:3 in aspect. Widescreen in movies is usually achieved either by cropping the top and bottom, in which case open matte is possible, or by using anamorphic lenses, in which case open matte is not possible. ---- 183084882 ->>183084776 -oops i meant r/openmatteplot ---- 183084922 ->>183081712 (OP) -Whatever it is, it doesn't have black borders encoded into it because it was done by someone's retarded nephew. -Special mention to netflix for putting black bars on all sides. ---- 183084953 ->>183081712 (OP) -1:1 like out god Snyder used in the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created - The Justice League. ---- 183085001 ->>183084953 -It was 4:3, not 1:1 ---- 183085181 -the wider it is the more kino ---- 183085205 ->>183085181 -Zoomie take ---- 183085225 -This shot isn't possible in wider aspects ratios, like 16:9 ---- 183085296 ->>183081994 -Yeah some times boom mics and stuff are visible but most of the time these open mattes look way better. -What's the deal? ---- 183085334 -I'd like 4:3 if TVs were made for it like they used to be ---- 183085356 ->>183084812 -IMAX has two projection ratios, 1.43:1 and 1.90:1. Movies that weren't shot on IMAX are typically shown using the latter, while for example Nolan movies with select scenes shot on IMAX cameras will have those opened up to the former. This is only in theaters though, on 4K/Blu-ray the scenes are only opened up to 16:9, since going further would decrease the width and reduce the impact of the change. ---- 183085405 ->>183081712 (OP) -21:9 ---- 183085427 ->>183084851 -Also keep in mind some movies are hard matted onto the film, see pic related. In this case a 4:3 release would still be cropped. -This page has a good set of examples: -https://www.widescreen.org/aspect_ratios.shtml ---- 183085454 ->>183085334 -You can fill the black bars and vastly improve the movie for the family you forced to watch the movie with you ---- 183085497 ->>183085205 -the thread says most kino not most television ---- 183085507 -4:3 is how hunters view the world -16:9 is how prey views the world ---- 183085555 ->>183085454 -Kek ---- 183085768 ->>183082455 ->>183082473 ->>183082509 ->>183082533 ->>183082548 ->>183082568 ->>183082664 -This is so weird -After seeing this movie literally thousands of times as a kid in 16:9, to see more of the shots and instantly recognizing there’s something wrong with the shot, even if it is just more of it -Very nice. Is there a way to watch the whole thing with the original mattes? ---- 183085792 ->>183085768 -You can find a download link for the open matte in the archieves ---- 183085901 ->>183085454 -Disney sort of did this with some of their classics on Blu-ray, adding optional decorative borders so people wouldn't have panic attacks over the black bars. ---- 183086067 ->>183085901 -that's kind of a good idea. ---- 183086102 -2.35:1 was always my favorite, and I like 16:9 because it’s everywhere, but I’ve warmed up to more square ARs watching old movies and newer movies that use them. I could not imagine a movie like Spencer with a wider AR, it would ruin it. ---- 183086135 ->>183086067 -Unless you have an OLED screen. ---- 183086181 ->>183085427 -Here's a webm example from a 35mm print. -The Nightmare Before Christmas is ~98% hard matted, with a few open matte shots like the 2nd and 3rd in this webm. -The old 4:3 versions are probably open matte for those shots only, with 98% being pan & scan shite. ---- 183086213 ->>183086135 -why? what's the issue with the oled screen? ---- 183086255 ->>183085334 -You can watch any movie and block the edges so you only see a small, square box. Here's your 4:3. ---- 183086282 ->>183086213 -The static image will get burned in (image retention). -It was a huge issue a few years ago when OLED tvs were new. -Its not as bad now but can still occur sometimes. ---- 183086283 ->>183086181 -When dealing with a raw 35mm print or just raw analog, how do they fix/remove the scratches and dust within the celluloid that you can see for example in there? -Did they really go frame by frame and fix it in the celluloid? ---- 183086344 ->>183081886 ->cuts out literally most of the shot -Wtf ---- 183086374 ->>183086282 -I thought that was the issue for plasma screens ---- 183086385 ->>183085334 -My tv is oled and in a dark area so I don't even noticed the black bars ---- 183086392 ->>183086255 -Shut the fuck up ---- 183086417 ->>183086374 -Yes and it's still a problem with OLED. ---- 183086448 ->>183086417 -gotcha ---- 183086571 -Full open matte, open gate, full film, whatever ratio the largest amount of picture is in. A movie or TV show has never been improved by cutting away any part of the image. ---- 183086618 ->>183086283 -Dust can be removed from the film physically with an exacto knife, they used to do this more often in the old days. Quite risky. - -These days the usual method is to use automated software, a form of DVNR. Problem is, you can't trust the software to perfectly differentiate between intended footage and debris/scatches. -Best way is to use the software, and manually fix the errors the software made afterwards. A lot of cartoon restorations are awful specifically because they tend to skip that crucial last step. ---- 183086723 ->>183081712 (OP) -2:1 Univisium ---- 183086819 ->>183086571 -But then again, if the director uses the full film picture but he intends to hard matte it afterwards I prefer to see his preferred version. Its all about intention. ---- 183086937 ->>183086283 -Official film restorations are typically scanned from the original negative if available, which will have a lot less damage than a film print that ran in theaters like that example. Aside from physically blowing off dirt and dust you can also apply a fluid to the film while scanning, and the fluid will fill in the microscopic scratches and can sometimes reduce their visibility. - -Regardless, the vast majority of the work is done digitally after the scan. There have been various specialized digital restoration tools over the years, both automatic and semi-automatic, but yes, worst case you will have to paint over a bunch of stuff manually frame-by-frame. I'm not sure what the situation is like now with AI/neural networks, if there are any revolutionary new film restoration tools using that, since it could be a great use of the technology as long as you combined it with manual supervision. ---- 183087086 ->>183081994 -i don't have that exact shot on hand, but this is i shot i took from the bluray near the same scene. plenty of booba ---- 183087164 ->>183081712 (OP) -1:1 ---- 183087167 -16 : 10 ---- 183087339 ->>183084882 ->openmatteplot ->all coomer stuff -is this some kind of trick to try to match my actual ip and plebbit account with the VPN I use for this site? ---- 183087485 ->>183086723 -Storaro's vision of creating the grand unified aspect ratio obviously failed completely when he tried it, but it's funny to see the ratio made such a comeback with streaming shows of all things, which really had no apparent reason for going wider than 16:9, where the compromise between TV and cinema wasn't even a factor. ---- 183087631 ->>183082410 -Top is how I remember the color ---- 183087674 -Based Snyder leading the way. ---- 183087679 ->>183082630 -It would take a year to quality check every episode ---- 183087694 ->>183087679 -Ok? ---- 183087818 -I think 16:9 will be replaced by something a bit taller someday. ---- 183087864 ->>183081712 (OP) -4:3 for photos and television ->>183081858 -this, for cinema - -16:9 for modern cinema. ---- 183087902 ->>183087679 -Just release it in 4:3, there is no excuse for releasing old, framed for 4:3 TV content in 16:9. -This also goes for >>183082043 and even South Park which just adds dead space on the sides, all of it is wrong. ---- 183087976 ->>183082410 -The greening of this movie was a great aesthetic crime. ---- 183088075 ->>183087818 -I don’t think so, I think it’s here to stay, just like 4:3 dominated the whole 20th century. It’s the best of both worlds and it’s also good for other content like video games and e-books. -You can comfortably watch a cinemascope 2.77:1 movie without losing much space and then an old 4:3 without feeling cheated because of the resolution and size of modern tvs -Imagine an square 60 inch, that would be fucking retarded ---- 183088288 ->>183087818 -We had 16:10 and it didn't really stick aside from some tablets, and virtually no content is made for it. There's probably been more modern retro productions in 4:3 than in 1.66:1, which was a standard cinema ratio at one time. Phones also seem to get wider and wider in landscape mode. I don't think we'll see another major shift in the baseline aspect ratio until FOV-filling VR/eye-projection becomes standard. ---- 183088699 ->>183088288 -16:10 was the default aspect ratio for computer monitors and laptop screens for a while ~20-15 years ago. -Still using the monitor I've had since then, the extra top/bottom real estate for the size is great for all-round use. (16:9/4:3 media, productivity) ---- 183089050 ->>183081858 - ->1.85:1 - - -100% correct. - -Specifically because you can frame actors in full, medium or close up without any dead space. 2:35:1 was only created because TV was cutting into cinema, so the Jews in Hollywood decided to just make the screen wider to make people think movies were more "cinematic". - -!!!FACT!!! ---- 183089211 ->>183085901 ->optional decorative borders so people wouldn't have panic attacks over the black bars -that's a new one ---- 183089524 ->>183081712 (OP) -Whichever one that the director chooses ---- 183089565 ->>183086067 -You wouldn't survive in the wild ->>183086213 -They have all the issues of LCD's and Plasmas plus some new ones. The one in particular in this instance that is bad is burn in. ---- 183089605 ->>183081712 (OP) -16:9 is the standard and it's the one that shows more. But it's too boring. -Movies that manage to show beautiful shots with 4:3 or 2.35:1 earn more of my respect. ---- 183089637 ->>183081712 (OP) -it's scientifically confirmed that humans see in 16:9 ---- 183089654 ->>183089637 -Yeah if you were born in Asia ---- 183089841 ->>183089050 -There are IMAX screens (not true iMax mind you, the imitation ones at many amc’s) that are in 2.35. It’s certainly good for large scale kino like lotr but in general it’s useless. ---- 183090895 ->>183086571 -there's an infamous malcolm in the middle example where someone is sitting in an empty classroom but the other seats were meant to be cropped out in the 4:3 version so this isn't always true ---- 183090979 ->>183081712 (OP) -The golden ratio -The silver ratio -The bronze ratio -The buttzantium ratio (2smart4u) ---- 183091281 ->>183084851 -35mm is 3:2 which is in the middle of 4:3 and 16:9, but it's only fully used in recent years (when still shot on film). In the past hollywood always recorded audio track to the film, so less of the frame was utilised. There's another reason for cropping, and why it's preferred viewing when it was done intentional. It can be intentionally cropped top or bottom, depending on the scene. Lenses distort when tilted forward or backward on the axis, this can be used for artistic effect, or eliminated by cropping like mentioned. Kubrick is a good example for this. He'd slightly tilt camera forward to make his actors larger, more imposing, then he'd use the top part of the frame. He also planned films for both 4:3 and wide aspect ratios, but that's another topic. ---- 183091376 ->>183091281 -35mm still photography film is 3:2, but motion picture 35mm has literally never been 3:2, even without the audio track. ---- 183091524 ->>183091281 -Silent films were shot at 1.33:1 (4:3) and the academy ratio 1.375:1 was introduced when sound came about. Like the other anon said 35mm used in cinema isn't 3:2 ---- 183091585 ->>183090895 -1995 16:9 Pride and Prejudice is reverse example of that. It was in shot in 16:9, but intended to be cropped and broadcast in 4:3. So when watching it in 16:9, you have often empty frames to the left and right, and often actor blocking simply isn't working for wider aspect ratios. It's worth watching it in wider aspect ratio, to get grasp of how framing was done, but it's not ideal, and certainly not intended. ---- 183091990 ->>183086571 -Might as well shoot every scene from 100 yards away to get everything you can into the frame ---- 183092543 -What's with the hatred of black bars? To me, it's the equivalent of asking mommy to take the crust off of your sandwich. ---- 183092902 ->>183092543 -I don't think that's similar in any way ---- 183093127 ->>183092543 -Its just newbies and plebs wanting to see more of the frame at all costs. -Idiots have no understanding of direction and composition. ---- 183093263 ->>183092543 -A lot of people simply don't get it and think of them like a curtain you can open to magically see more of the film. -I can see how watching a letterboxed 2.55:1 film on a small CRT would be shit, but with today's huge affordable TVs there's even less of an excuse to not just use OAR for everything. ---- 183093425 ->>183084706 -Raw. Before colour "correction" ---- 183093435 ->>183091376 ->but motion picture 35mm has literally never been 3:2 -3:2-anon was definitely confused, but this is not quite true either. VistaVision (and Technirama) pulled the film horizontally and was pretty much identical to the 35mm still camera format. Though it was rarely projected as such, instead either reduced to regular 35mm, or blown up to 70mm in the case of Technirama. ---- 183093572 -Why can't we have both the wider sides with the taller top? ---- 183093793 ->>183085901 ->>183086067 ->>183089211 -This is how public TV shows old/uncropped movies. It has been done for a decade by now. -I'm surprised some of you didn't knew about it. ---- 183093905 ->>183093263 ->I can see how watching a letterboxed 2.55:1 film on a small CRT would be shit -I sorta miss those thicc bars personally ---- 183093911 ->>183086571 ->open gate -I don't think you know what the fuck you're talking about, chief. ---- 183093940 ->>183093572 -You can, they just have to film it from further back ---- 183094048 -Anyone has the Buffy one where you can the see the whole filming crew during a fight in the widescreen version? ---- 183094206 ->>183093793 -TV has barely been relevant for like a decade, so maybe not that surprising. No doubt depends on where you are too, personally I've never seen the borders anywhere except those Disney Blu-rays and some emulated re-releases of old 4:3 games. ---- 183094310 ->>183082279 -which aspect ratio shows her butt the best? -asking for a fren ---- 183094370 ->>183082218 ->>183082279 ->>183082355 -I wonder how much kino has been chopped and spliced into a measly flick in the editing room ---- 183094407 ->>183084706 -All films these days are blasted with post-production filters to "correct" the lighting (i.e. make it worse). diff --git a/tv/183082006.txt b/tv/183082006.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 00546f332c90e0b19b159c6eb2250dc1faa7f24c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082006.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,88 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082006 ->They were once shareholders... ---- 183082095 ->>183082006 (OP) ->They were once BBBY holders... ---- 183082354 ->You draw far too much exposure to your investment, "Mr. Underhill" ---- 183082397 ->they were once google employees ---- 183082456 ->What can me do against such reckless rates? ---- 183082546 ->>183082006 (OP) ->They're taking the misappropriated tax revenue to the Federal Reserve! ---- 183082567 ->We aint been buying nothing but penny stocks for 3 stinkin days! ---- 183082624 ->Myyyyyy Crypppttooooo ---- 183082681 -His stocks fell ---- 183082692 ->>183082006 (OP) -What was Sauron’s capital gains tax policy? ---- 183082890 ->>183082619 -what did you mean by this? ---- 183083032 ->>183082619 ---- 183083096 ->>183083032 -are they any good? I'm looking for a little mint candy to eat every morning before going out ---- 183083410 ->>183082006 (OP) ->And then Sauron the Deceiver gifted to them nine pump and dump stocks. ->Blinded by their greed, they bought them without questioning. ->One by one, he shorted their positions, forcing them to liquidate. ->And now they are slaves to their debts. ->...They will never stop recouping their losses ---- 183083450 ->>183083096 -Not everyone likes them. But I recommend you trying them out. ---- 183083572 ->Shares! ->Bagholder! - -T-there's no bagholders here, they're up in Silicon Valley. That way! ---- 183083719 ->They answer to no one. ->They will answer to the majority shareholder! ---- 183083723 ->>183083096 -They're good but they're VERY strong ---- 183083918 ->>183082006 (OP) ->Do you know how the structured asset-backed securities first came into being? They were mortgages once, taken by the dark powers, combined with riskier debts and dangerous obligations. A ruined and terrible form of asset. And now... perfected. My profitable CDO. Whom do you serve? ->GOLDMAN ---- 183084005 ->>183082006 (OP) ->I was there, Gandalf, 3000 fiscal quarters ago. When Isildur filed his claim. I was there the day the tax system failed. ---- 183084038 -CREDIT SUISSE CALLS FOR AID ---- 183084300 -"Cast the bags into the fire! Liquidate them!" ---- 183084323 ->>183083096 -they're good as shots ---- 183084516 -So this is where smg goes on the weekend… ---- 183084543 ->>183082006 (OP) ->A wizard never buys high and sell low Frodo ---- 183084619 ->>183084038 -I still can't believe that shit. Bill Hwang necro kill lmao. ---- 183085632 ->>183084516 ---- 183085672 ->>183082006 (OP) ->They were once men... ---- 183085918 ->Futures ---- 183086296 ->>183082006 (OP) ->Give them a tax break for pity sake ---- 183087001 ->>183083096 -The best diff --git a/tv/183082125.txt b/tv/183082125.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1ee134566874ef7c77e59a11614f4b2d8afbfe5f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082125.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,612 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082125 ->A revival of the critically beloved and massively popular medical drama House MD is currently in the works for the streaming service Hulu. According to our trusted and proven sources, the Hugh Laurie doctor series is part of the latest wave of revival series across the television landscape, which will likely be welcome news to fans of the series. It is currently unknown how many members of the huge, sprawling cast might be tempted to return, but there certainly can be no House MD revival without Hugh Laurie. -https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/exclusive-house-md-revival-development.html - -You ready for more House kino? I mean, how bad could it be? As long as House is still himself, the show can't go wrong. ---- 183082233 ->>183082125 (OP) -the guy is 63 ---- 183082272 ->>183082233 -My cardiologist is over 60 too, doctors don't have to be fresh 20-something zoomers to be good. In fact, the good ones arent. ---- 183082286 -would be funny if he had become a serial killer and Wilson was his dark passenger ---- 183082311 ->>183082125 (OP) ->House without Wilson -Sounds like shit ---- 183082334 -I thought he hated doing the show. ---- 183082337 ->>183082125 (OP) ->House, but he's not allowed to say or do any controversial shit, plus more niggers -Instead of watching the character be completely destroyed I'll just watch the original show again ---- 183082381 ->>183082233 -this was one of the biggest reasons why the show was cancelled -absolutely BRUTAL ---- 183082389 ->>183082337 -This. ---- 183082416 ->>183082389 -Thai kicku ---- 183082442 ->>183082381 ->omg men in their 60s become bald! -get laid faggot ---- 183082463 ->>183082334 -only having to do the hair piece 2 hours before every shoot ---- 183082467 ->>183082125 (OP) -I will only watch if there's a real resolution to the House/Cuddy arc ---- 183082483 -Sounds like shit, none of the race jokes would fly in current year. I'd rather just rewatch the first few seasons ---- 183082488 ->>183082467 -There is. Cuddy moved on, and is now happy living in a different state having forgotten House even exists. ---- 183082598 -I don't know how people can tolerate doctors after their made up bullshit imprisoning, torturing and poisoning them. -Doctors are the third leading cause of death. ---- 183082625 -shame she didnt get enough screen time in 8th season ---- 183082676 ->>183082272 -you have a cardiologist? how old are you? ---- 183082693 ->>183082125 (OP) -I'm glad that article is bullshit cause I don't want to imagine a House revival, it would probably shit all over the original series. ---- 183082747 ->>183082676 -lmao. I'm 31 and my heart is doing fine, it's just that here we do a yearly checkup to catch anything wrong early. -I mean, do you wait until you're dying to go to the doctor and it's already too late? ---- 183082785 ->>183082125 (OP) -I'm down to give the first episode a watch. But house m.d. was essentially the hugh laurie show. They can't re-create that. ---- 183082840 ->>183082676 -bro I'm only 32 but you'd have to be retarded not to keep track of your heart health at the very least nowadays, specially after all that nonsense that happened with the bioengineered virus that weakened everyone's hearts ---- 183082870 ->>183082125 (OP) -Every episode would be black female House plugging the patient's symptoms into Chat GPT. ---- 183082976 ->>183082747 ->I mean, do you wait until you're dying to go to the doctor and it's already too late? -Unironically yes. People here only go to the doctor when they're sick. Going to a specialist for a yearly checkup is almost unthinkable in my neck of the woods (unless you have a family history that requires monitoring or are an athlete). I think you cant even make an appointment with them unless you have a referal by a family doctor first. ---- 183083033 ->>183082125 (OP) -It's going to be progressive trash and full of tranny affirmation. We definitely aren't going to get the condescending Dr. House who would tell his jewish co-worker that he gets a gold star of david for getting something right. ---- 183083046 -The same IPs forever! Yay! ---- 183083131 ->>183082381 - ->not wanting bald & full beard PUNISHED House, now completely unhinged without Wilson ---- 183083187 ->>183083131 -Are we going to get the ghost of Wilson talking to House periodically, Dexter style? ---- 183083202 ->>183083033 -The old series had an episode that would be unthinkable today: Skin deep. ->Patient is a teenage girl with unexplained symptoms ->Later revealed that her father was raping her ->House discovers that "she" is really genetically male but due to a hormone problem, developed as a female ->Yet the ultrasound missed that "she" had no uterus ->Episode ends with House calling the father gay for raping his son ---- 183083329 -Lupus ctrl-f replace'd with Gender Dysphoria ---- 183083330 ->>183083202 -Yeah, it was such a good show. The fact that they focused on controversial issues was a big part of its appeal. ---- 183083464 ->>183082125 (OP) -So thats why House clips are showing up on youtube shorts. -Without wilson the show will be shit ---- 183083553 ->>183082840 -Doctors dont know shit ---- 183083606 ->>183083202 ->father was raping her -She was getting him drunk to fuck him. Then gleefully talked about how she fucked producers and photographers for work and how everyone in the business does it ---- 183083609 ->>183082125 (OP) -I thought he died in the series finale and went off to gay heaven with that other doctor. ---- 183083655 ->>183083609 -He faked his death and planned to spend the last few months of Wilson's life (brain tumor) riding and being gay with him ---- 183083680 ->>183082233 -How old do you need to play a doctor. ---- 183083683 ->>183082233 -Yeah? and uk retirement age isn't until 67 or 69 in most scandi countries. ---- 183083714 ->>183083202 -Didn't the 'daughter' drug and get the dad drunk to fuck him? The model, or am I thinking of another episode? ---- 183083716 ->>183082233 -63 is not that old. There's doctors working into their 80's dude. ---- 183083721 ->>183083609 -He didn't actually die but I always figured he'd probably kill himself once Wilson bites it ---- 183083758 ->>183082125 (OP) -House had already lost its steam by the later seasons and the final season was more or less a failed joke. ---- 183083763 -I had a dream a few months back that they did a new house show except house had long dog the bounty hunter hair and he was a pill popping go getter in the heart of texas ---- 183083781 ->>183082676 ->you have a cardiologist? how old are you? -I was diagnosed with myocarditis last year. No idea why, since it really rare for a 20 year to have it ---- 183083790 ->>183083714 -Yeah but most normal men wouldn't fuck their children if even they were drunk or high. ---- 183083801 ->>183083202 -What about the episode where Chase has a threesome involving an underaged girl? -Or that episode where he kisses a little dying girl? -Or where he straight up murders an African warlord? ---- 183083803 ->>183082233 -63 is below retirement age in most western countries. It aint old and Doctors often work into their 70's. ---- 183083810 ->>183083655 -> He faked his death and planned to spend the last few months of Wilson's life (brain tumor) riding and being gay with him -You know how the hell would he be able to go back and practice medicine again after faking his death? Unless he gets a new identity. ---- 183083855 ->>183082233 -Why are you saying this like he's 83. 63 isn't old. Especially for Doctors. Different professions require different retirement ages. - -60 plus year old Doctor? normal -60 plus year old soldier, fire fighter on front lines, not normal. ---- 183083871 -hollywood is getting lazy and lazier, first it was remakes and revivals in movies, now tv shows have caught the virus. i like house but why cant they just make a new doctor show, they have to hook it up to an existing ip just to get it going, its bullshit ---- 183083880 ->>183083781 ->I was diagnosed with myocarditis last year. -HAHAHAHAHA fool you took the shot ---- 183083882 ->>183082125 (OP) -House can't be made today, he's not nearly PC enough ---- 183083919 ->>183082598 ->Doctors are the third leading cause of death. -I know right? Doctor kill my uncle in Madrid. ->My uncle he visit doctor ->Doctor checks him and says everything s'alright ->2 minutes later in the street *boof* finito ->He was hit by motor car ---- 183083922 -I like house but it pretty much followed a set formula every episode that gets old after a while ---- 183083928 ->>183083855 -yea hes not an actual doctor retard hes an actor that requires a compelling energy ---- 183083953 ->>183083810 -I dunno man. Im not the 1 trying to reboot the series ---- 183083962 ->>183083803 ->63 -Not in norway or iceland or potugal. Many euro countries barely crack that. ---- 183084021 ->>183083801 ->Chase has a threesome involving an underaged girl? -I remember the other two but not this. Quick recap? ->>183083202 -I remember one line from this episode. "the most beautiful girl in the world is a man" something like that ---- 183084151 ->>183082488 ->having forgotten House even exists. -Is this true bros? Do they completely forget your existence? ---- 183084156 ->>183083801 -Dr Cunny... ---- 183084181 ->>183084021 -After a night of partying hard someone starts spreading pictures of nude Chase with a photoshopped micropenis. Chase tries to remember who he was partying with and ends up visiting one of the girls he had sex with, which turns out to be some highschooler living with her parents - -I think. I might be misremembering things ---- 183084247 -episode 1 ->"dr house i am a proud transwoman, my protovagina smells funny" ->"umn based on your chart you suffer from mental illness, how are you even alive?" ->"this is very hurtful" ->"luckily enough, i am very smart and have a solution *winks at camera points to pic related*" -yeah this would be cancelled after the first 5 minutes ---- 183084254 ->>183083919 -Doctors are always insistent on shoving meds down your throat, even if there are more natural means of treatment, and even if the medication in question has like 200 side affects that you would eventually need to take more meds for to also treat, that they don't conveniently bother telling you about until you have to come back crawling to them while blood is oozing from your eyes or something. ---- 183084255 ->>183084181 -I completely forgot that episode until you mentioned it but yeah I remember it now. ---- 183084425 -The only relatively loose end was House keeping his promise to Thirteen when the Huntington gets worse. I'll take a small miniseries focused on this, but I'd prefer they let things end instead of digging them up for easy views leeching off of the original ---- 183084458 ->>183084425 -It's been over 10 years, Thirteen has to be dead at this point ---- 183084507 ->>183082125 (OP) -Is it really that hard to come up with an original idea for a series? Or even just a different take on an idea instead of just endlessly rebooting and soft rebooting and requelling and whatever? - -Let's put it to the test: /tv/ - give me a show pitch, any genre, one sentence, doesn't have to be the most original idea in history, just something other than a reboot. Go! ---- 183084547 -Wilson will be back via force ghost like Dexter's dad ---- 183084556 ->>183082233 -You can't have the wisdom of a lifetime of experience as a doctor without putting in a lifetime of work. if he was young this wouldn't work and they don't bring back Wilson this won't work and there meant to be a lots of sexy co-stars ---- 183084585 ->>183084547 -House already pulled that in the original series ---- 183084617 ->>183083801 ->Or that episode where he kisses a little dying girl? -I wonder how many actual Make-A-Wish kids ask to kiss A list celebrities before they die, and if the organization is allowed to fulfil that request. ---- 183084710 -> end the series on a good note -> NO BRING HIM BACK WE NEED TO MILK IT ---- 183084724 ->>183084458 -The thing about tv shows is you can set them whenever you want. ---- 183084725 ->>183083810 -Remember that story on why did he become a doctor? Wouldn't be surprising if they pulled a similar story. ---- 183084734 ->>183084507 -dysfunctional c-list comic villains share an apartment, hilarity and comic metacommentary ensue ---- 183084742 ->>183084724 -Sure, but Hugh Laurie looks much older these days ---- 183084772 ->>183084710 -This is every property now, anon. I'm sorry. ---- 183084923 ->>183084742 -He looks fine on avenue 5 ---- 183084977 ->>183084710 -I would accept it as a hard reboot in a new universe with the same characters being played by different actors. Like J.J. Abrams Star Trek. -But as with Frasier, the main character's arc is complete. House learned the lessons he needed to learn. But unlike Frasier Crane, he isn't cut out to be a mentor to up and coming doctors. Dr. House is the worst possible role model for a Med School student: Liar, cheater, drug addict, criminal, etc. ---- 183084999 ->>183083781 -Maybe in your next life you won't take experimental vaccines. ---- 183085007 ->>183082125 (OP) -will he be black or will we get a strong female lead? ---- 183085082 -If this ever happens, House is going to have a long lost black daughter who also became a doctor and is smarter than him. I'll pass. ---- 183085213 ->>183085007 ->Dr. Gretta House ---- 183085215 ->>183082272 -there are no good doctors. big pharma foot soldiers that read what their tablet tells them and collect pay check to push drugs. always refer to them as mr pill popper. never doctor. never their name. doctors have about 100-110 IQ average for graduates. they are not intelligent. they arenot some genius life saving person. they can study and do what they ar etold by medical boards. they tell pregnant women that camel cigs are better for their pregnancy if big pharma tells them. they tell you weed will make you go insane if you overdose. they will prescirbe oxy to people for headaches and destroy their lives for handouts. theyll tell you a face diaper will stop common cold when asian cultures wear them religiously and have identical flu seasons every year with rates in line with every other country worldwide that doesnt use them. theyll cut the dick off a small child and tell you its a woman. they will do anything if they are told to and paid. ---- 183085259 ->>183082233 -And? He was a haggard, grumpy guy in his 40s in the original run ---- 183085501 ->>183085215 -I have seen so many lives ruined by benzos and pain killers pushed by quack doctors. ->Friend takes so much Klonipin he developed Parkinson's like symptoms in his twenties ->Mom's personality changed completely after getting addicted to Xanax. I'd rather have panic attacks every day than touch that demonic pill ->Cousin lost all her ambition. Stays in her room smoking medical marijuana and collecting "disability" all day. Haven't seen her since the pandemic. -Yet we make TV shows and movies venerating these doctors as heroes and saints among men. ---- 183085620 ->>183083202 -The ultimate woman turns out to be a man ---- 183085796 ->>183084977 ->Frederic lives with lesbian goblina ->muh proud wymmyn of color is Frasier's boss ->moved back to Boston because apparently there are only two cities in the Cheers universe ->based Grammer is going to be cucked to hell by Paramount on scripts ->DHP said no ->Jane Leeves said no ->Peri Gilpin said no ->John Mahoney is DEAD -it's going to be shit and I'm going to watch it but hate every second of it ---- 183085934 ->>183082125 (OP) ->inb4 he finds himself and transitions ---- 183086192 ->>183082870 -And diagnosing a failure to be vaxed along with a refusal to eat the bugs. Watch out for the special episode where a crowd of screaming MAGA lunatics burns down the children’s wing because a 12 year old was going to have a sex change. ---- 183086249 ->>183083928 -Laurie has loads of energy. ---- 183086294 ->>183083810 -Dr Casa institute for wellness in Tijuana ---- 183086420 ->>183083781 -Kek ---- 183086707 ->>183085796 ->Frasier falls for a crypto scam ->Frasier says something on his psychiatry podcast that becomes a TikTok meme ->Frasier encourages a patient to embrace life as the opposite gender ->Frasier tries his hand at streaming video games to get zoomers to listen to his podcast ---- 183087015 ->>183084507 -Sick-ass Race (title pending) -A young rebel dreams of winning the 2144 Sick-ass Race and gets his chance, but to enter he must win the preliminary race to and through the North Pole Space Elevator ---- 183087051 ->>183083202 -That episode was unfathomably based and hilarious ---- 183087075 ->>183086249 -cool man, grats. i hope this awful bullshit does well on hulu which is definitely a service a lot of people use ---- 183087080 ->>183084556 -Stop pretending House v2 isn’t going to be a 21 year old female DACA Dreamer who graduated high school at 11 and an Ivy League med school at 17. And all of her anger and disdain will be aimed at straight white men who fought to hold her down at every step. ---- 183087139 ->>183087080 -the House showrunners did the one with the autist and basically pumped it full of this shit ---- 183087162 ->>183084734 -Like X the Eliminator and Zardo in Harvey Birdman? ---- 183087186 ->>183083801 ->it's a Chase makes out with a 9-year-old girl with cancer episode ->it's a Chase advocates for holocausting obese people episode ->it's a Chase gets punched in the face by House episode ->it's a Chase murders an African dictator and covers it up episode ->it's a Chase fucks a drugged up Cameron episode ->it's a Chase dreams about having sex with Park episode ---- 183087591 ->watching anything post original Cameron/Chase/Foreman trio ---- 183087647 ->>183083801 ->>183087186 -Chase was based ->>183087591 -also this, they were by far the best team ---- 183087889 ->>183084181 -What episode number? ---- 183088084 ->>183085215 -I'm now enrolling in medical school ---- 183088139 ->>183085501 -They abused the medication and the system yet your blame is on the doctors. What a faggot ---- 183088471 ->>183082976 -If you have a PPO plan you can go wherever you want, mostly. You could make an appt with a random neurologist just to tell them your butthole hurts if you want. ---- 183088551 ->>183084507 -a dramatic retelling of the 30 years war in the style of something like Game of Thrones, where the "main" characters are two commanders, one protestant, one catholic, that keep meeting one another on the battlefield, while we also see plenty of other characters that were important at the time, like religious leaders, political figures, noblemen, etc. the show explores the historical context, the theological conflicts, how the populace at the time felt, the destruction the war wrought, all advised by historians and theologians of both sides. ---- 183088757 ->>183083202 ->>183083606 -Yeah, she(he) was seducing her father for the purposes of gaining kompromat ---- 183089879 ->>183082272 -The elderly are unfilmable gross dinosaurs, nobody over 25 should be filmed ---- 183090019 ->>183084507 -Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt. ---- 183090055 ->>183082125 (OP) ->which will likely be welcome news to fans of the series. ---- 183090114 ->>183082625 -Fucking worthless character holy shit ---- 183090179 ->>183083202 -She had uterus, but her balls never became ovaries ---- 183090256 ->>183082125 (OP) -Why house md and not Chase md, and have Hugh Laurie cameo where he comes back to kill 13th? -And then continue with chase ---- 183090284 ->>183082125 (OP) ->I mean, how bad could it be? -Given the history of bad revivals modern industry has..well really bad. ---- 183090297 ->>183090256 -Nobody gives a shit about chase ---- 183090359 -The amount of money they would have to pay Hugh Laurie makes me think this won't happen. ---- 183090360 ->>183082233 -Everyone replying to you don’t seem to understand the character needs some youth ti be played. House isn’t House when he’s a grandpa who needs a nap. The guy is chomping down pills and fucking hookers daily, old House has a pill organizer and can’t get his dick up without a blue one. - -It’s like trying to do Indiana Jones when you need a diaper because your daily dick dribble is staining your pants. NOBODY GETTING OLD IS COOL ---- 183090387 ->>183087591 -The show after season 3 became very reddit ---- 183090403 ->>183082747 -I'm from the UK, here even if our heart swells to the size of a watermelon we have to wait 6 months just to see a cardiologist, 9 months if you want one that speaks English ---- 183090407 ->>183084507 -It's not about lacking the ability to come up with original ideas, it's about what is more likely to sell ---- 183090418 ->>183083553 -I hope you die of an easily curable disease ---- 183090473 ->>183090418 -My mom died of a curable disease because the doctors were incompetent. The amount of people killed by medical malpractice is staggering. Giving blind trust to doctors is just ignorance. ---- 183090535 ->>183082125 (OP) ->Can't make fun of niggers anymore ->Can't make fun of trannies anymore ->Can't make fun of women anymore ->Can't bang his subordinates anymore ->Can't bang his boss anymore -No thanks I'm good. ---- 183090553 ->>183090256 ->he comes back to kill 13th -fuck, that was such a kino moment ->I'll kill you, when the time comes, if you want. ---- 183090604 ->>183090256 -the show should be Chase playing every role, even the patient ---- 183090617 ->>183090418 ->he thinks people haven't died of easily curable diseases this past 3 years because doctors made patients do coof tests for a week before testing or treating for other stuff. -Lel, lmao even ---- 183090659 ->>183090360 -the difference is Indiana Jones is supposed to be an action hero, House is not. 63 is basically middle aged nowadays. I know plenty of people who are very fit way into their 80's, still cycling and doing sports. Sure they take naps sometimes, but it's not like we sleep all day! -Also, seeing him pop boner pills every episode would be kino. ---- 183090665 -They can't do House today. It will be completely neutered. Go back and watch the show and you'll see a quarter of House's lines wouldn't be on network tv. ---- 183090666 -this was posted a month ago on some random blog by some random guy. i call bullspit ---- 183090719 ->>183090617 -my doctor in Australia use to say "it isnt the disease that kills people, its the long wait" ---- 183090730 ->>183083721 -This is canon. There was nothing left for him. No friend, no Cuddy, no doctoring, and the world already thought he was dead. He an-heroed shortly after the finale. ---- 183090760 ->>183090665 -I'm watching right now on Amazon Prime. What dates the show more than politically incorrect zingers is the awful mid 2000s CGI. ---- 183090764 ->House spouts Pfizer talking points and goes on a massive rant about how trannies are women -Nah. Let it stay dead. ---- 183090839 ->>183090666 -it's fake news and the people in this thread are low iq ---- 183090924 ->>183082467 -Actress who was playing cuddy sexually harassed hugh laurie for the whole show to the point they basically axed her character. She aint coming back ---- 183090972 ->>183090839 -ill take any excuse to talk about one of my favorite shows ->>183090924 -didnt they write her out because she wanted more pay ---- 183091006 ->>183090972 ->ill take any excuse to talk about one of my favorite shows - -fair enough ---- 183091120 ->>183090924 ->sexually harassed hugh laurie - -is this true and why cant i have this ---- 183091279 ->>183090924 ->sexually harassed hugh laurie for the whole show to the point they basically axed her character -giwtwm ---- 183091297 ->>183090659 ->t. ---- 183091318 ->>183090924 -She left cause she wanted more money and they weren't willing to give it to her, pretty sure that only happened in your weird sexual fantasies ---- 183091321 ->>183090924 ->ywn be sexually harassed by a milf jewess with a great ass and perky tits -I'm not sure how much longer I can continue on bros ---- 183091369 ->>183091279 ->ugly manfaced Jew hag -no thanks ---- 183091432 ->>183087591 -I agree they're the best of House's fellows but season 4 - 6 are good too. The show's quality noticeably declines in the last couple seasons, though it still has plenty of good episodes and thankfully ends before it gets really bad. ---- 183091451 ->>183091369 -gay ---- 183091909 ->>183090924 -gonna need the sauce, boss ---- 183092011 ->>183085796 ->People abuse drugs and experience life long side effects ->BUT ITS HECKIN DOCTORS ---- 183092030 ->>183082311 -His cancer has 70% recovery, Wilson is still alive and a drama queen ---- 183092163 ->>183082625 ->>183090114 -Pretty sure Chase smashed and married that ---- 183092225 -One of my favourite shows of all time. Seen all of it thrice. Fucking love it. Super comfy and funny. ---- 183092449 -I'm going to watch this and it's going to break my heart. You just know they're going to make every episode whiny cunts lecturing House and House 'learning his lesson' and becoming humble or some dumb shit. -Fuck me ---- 183092825 ->>183090839 ->Thinking /tv/ isn’t a shitposting board where chuds and discord troons play out a cultural Cold War using stale memes and ‘jaks -Annnnd back to R3ddit you go ---- 183092846 -I doubt the new series can ever be based as the original ---- 183092898 ->>183090924 ->That bus accident episode where she showed up in the stripper gear -I’m as antisemitic as anyone else who’s been paying attention but BOINNNNG ---- 183092951 ->>183082747 -t. 63 yr old cardiologist ---- 183092953 -154 comments and no mouse bites gif, it’s a new record ---- 183093008 ->>183082337 -First ep has an egregious pro-vaxxing scene. -You all jabbed up anon? ---- 183093038 ->On House, M.D., we learn in the episode Son of Coma Guy that Gregory House was inspired to study medicine when, during a period when his father was stationed in Japan, he accompanied an injured friend to the hospital and was assisted by a man who he initially believed to be a janitor but who turned out to be a physician of buraku descent who had been ostracized by the other doctors in the hospital. However, they had to turn to the buraku when House's friend took a turn for the worse because he was the best doctor in the hospital. - -Honestly, they should carry on the story where it logically ended - ->house faked his death ->rode around with Wilson until he died ->gets a job as a janitor in some hospital ->cut to present day ->doctors baffled about some kid being sick ->house has to speak up to save him - -Gradually incorporate old characters until the finale where he’s exposed for being alive still ---- 183093066 ->>183093008 -The mRNA gene therapy injections were not a vaccine. ---- 183093096 ->>183083919 ->And guess who wuz drivin' - THA DOCTA!! -norespectnoresectitellya ---- 183093128 ->>183092953 ->>183092987 -And just then, at our most perfect moment ---- 183093158 ->>183082125 (OP) -The show ended with Season 5. House's entire arc was resolved at this point, going further was always a lame cash grab. ---- 183093161 ->>183085082 -This. ---- 183093169 ->>183093038 -How about House ends up driving an Uber and solving medical mysteries for his passengers, sort of like the Scooby gang ---- 183093194 ->>183093158 -You mean 4 ---- 183093204 ->>183093008 -Imagine how many drug commercials they must have crammed into every episode. Drug companies must have been paying FOX quite well for adspace. No wonder the show is still alive in syndication. The first episode of the reboot will have a line about ->We were losing ten patients every day because they didn't trust us about the vaccine! ---- 183093246 ->>183085082 -Maybe the child of Emily, the black hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy? -https://house.fandom.com/wiki/Emily_(prostitute) ---- 183093252 ->>183093194 -this scene was kino though -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT62cbL-_r4 [Embed] -if you want a less bittersweet and more hopeful ending then the season 6 premiere is also alright ---- 183093302 ->Giant Freakin Robot -For anyone who doesn't know (like I didn't), this is basically a joke site that posts fake articles. ---- 183093947 ->>183082125 (OP) -I promise you if there's a single shekel to be made that manlet jew will show up ---- 183094414 -How would Dr. House tackle covid? diff --git a/tv/183082224.txt b/tv/183082224.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2c87e8ceec000ef9415b5c39208fddb1c8761392..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082224.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,120 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082224 -Do you always watch your kinos alone? Decided to “get” a gf to watch movies with. What should I watch with her first? ---- 183082269 ->>183082224 (OP) -Make her watch whatever you like watching, ask her questions afterwards about the movies or shows ---- 183082400 ->>183082224 (OP) -I have no idea what you like but this is my favourite movie. You should list some movies you like. ---- 183082632 ->>183082269 ->questioning a doll -I’m not that crazy. Probably gonna ask rhetorical questions or just tell my thoughts and then sex (with a condom on). Pic related are my exes. ->>183082400 -Never seen that. You know, I like really obscure stuff like American psycho, Nightcrawler, Taxi driver. - -On a serious note i have trouble pinning down my tastes in movies. I just watch what my brother recommends me. I’m not a huge movie guy but it’s not to just watch something with dinner and drinks. I suppose I would say I avoid trashy stuff like romcoms or low production dramas. Don’t like Korean movies much either (my brother makes me watch a bunch of them). This isn’t to say I’m above stuff like animated movies ---- 183082783 ->>183082632 -That's very interesting because you told me nothing at all. I did watch four movies this year and I can post them. ---- 183082828 ->>183082783 -This one (Infinity Pool) is kind of violent. There's a scene where a guy is stabbed to death. ---- 183082874 ->>183082828 ---- 183082903 ->>183082224 (OP) -Holy fuck that's creepy as hell. Ordering a hentai sex doll to watch movies with is more sane than ordering a little girl's doll. No, I don't give a shit that it's cheaper. ---- 183082918 ->>183082874 ---- 183082958 ->>183082918 -How was this. -Also, OP please don’t sex the doll. ---- 183082990 ->>183082224 (OP) ->>183082632 -Kill yourself faggot ---- 183083008 ->>183082224 (OP) -Tell her she has to turn her phone off ---- 183083063 ->>183082958 -It was good but it's also not what I expected. I wanted something more gritty and it's a Romance movie disguised as a detective movie. The mystery shown in the trailer ->man falls off a cliff -is actually solved in the first half and the second half is a different crime. The movie is fast paced and like a thousand things happen. Anyway, my only complaint is that it feels like the director tried to appeal to men and women. You'll understand if you ever watch it. It's a mix of action and drama. ---- 183083267 -Do they make a 1.8m one, I want to be the little spoon ---- 183083371 ->>183082224 (OP) ->>183082632 ->dollchad -Holy based ---- 183083427 ->>183082874 -do not watch this unless you want to be depressed ---- 183083469 ->>183083427 -I couldn't be any more depressed so I enjoyed it. ---- 183083657 ->>183083469 -Look at this webm I made. Nobody would even understand why I made it unless they were a smoker because the acting was so good. That's exactly how someone looks when they have one of the few things they enjoy. ---- 183084047 ->>183082632 ->>183082224 (OP) -do they do big cuddly dolls? I'd love a cuddly doll ---- 183084173 ->>183083427 -It's overrated. Not sure why your acting all upity about it. ---- 183084195 ->>183082632 ->>183082224 (OP) ->These retarded raggedy Ann dolls that look like donated socks - -Get better taste ---- 183084218 ->>183082958 -Terrible garbage. -Typical Korean shit. ---- 183084220 ->>183084195 ->posts a doll that isn't soft or huggable -retard ---- 183084257 ->>183084220 -Neither did you/op. That thing is tiny. Might as well get a good looking doll and hug a pillow. ---- 183084268 ->>183084047 -Probably very niche and expensive fren ---- 183084297 ->>183084268 -I suppose I wouldn't mind settling for a cute one like what OP bought ---- 183084376 ->>183082224 (OP) ---- 183084402 -Getting a cat or dog for companionship is less depressing than this shit. ---- 183084577 ->>183084402 -These people live in squalor, probably horde trash, can't take care of themselves or keep track of time. They don't deserve a pet, they wouldn't take care of it. Usually they're self centered people which is why they're lonely. ---- 183084629 ->>183082224 (OP) -Kiss Me Deadly, To Live And Die In L.A. ->>183084195 -Go back to /p/. Imagine wasting $500+ on anime-styled Barbie dolls. ->>183084218 -Why can't Koreans make good movies? Japs and Chinamen have at least 50 good movies between them, but Korea maybe has 1. ---- 183085799 ->>183082632 -Bruh ---- 183086330 ->>183084577 -Having sex with a cat feels more immoral than buying a doll and fucking a hole you made in it ---- 183086938 -I just watched a 3 hour movie with my girlfriend and loved every second of it, fuck this is depressing, I feel bad for you poor anons. Don't worry, I thought it was hopeless for me too, but we're all gonna make it ---- 183087126 ->>183086938 ->we're all gonna make it -Stop perpetuating this lie. ---- 183087373 -i assume this is a lame larp but if not then you are half-assing it. if you want a companion, get a real doll like a real man. if you're getting a children's doll because you specially want one then that is just too fucking weird. diff --git a/tv/183082275.txt b/tv/183082275.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 967005e1d4fd9810f10e117b052c4e7071b0b736..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082275.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,219 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082275 -Name me something about the protagonist in the last movie you saw that gave you the "ick". ---- 183082315 ->making her husband out to be the abnormal one, when she doesn't have an internal monologue ---- 183082398 -Masturbating to porn is more enjoyable, more fulfilling and less stressful than pussy. After losing my virginity and fucking a few women, everything incels say is true. Women are just lesser. A net detriment to the enjoyment of life. I unironically think that society would be miles better if women were property again ---- 183082411 ->>183082315 -He technically is the abnormal one. There are only a limited number of souls in the world so when the population inflates to this level we get surrounded by golems. ---- 183082425 ->>183082275 (OP) ->outing yourself as an NPC -the absolute state of women ---- 183082436 -Jesus Christ you CHUDS are so easy to trigger, it’s pathetic really. As a woman you will never understand us and will virgins forever ---- 183082452 ->>183082275 (OP) -the blue lady sacrifices the wigger to save her own blood ---- 183082471 -I really hope you guys don’t do this ---- 183082492 ->>183082275 (OP) -why are men so fucking cringe and make up lies like that sisters? ---- 183082495 ->>183082398 -All facts ---- 183082833 ->>183082436 ---- 183082884 -Mario... took off his gloves. ---- 183082893 ->>183082398 -What he said ---- 183082948 ->he doesn't have the Superfriends narrator in his head ---- 183082965 ->>183082398 -utter cope. masturbating isn't even better than getting a handjob ---- 183082972 ->>183082411 - -Everyone knows that new human souls were stored in the Chamber of Guf (aka World Trade Center 7) which was then destroyed. - -This explains the zoomer phenomenon. ---- 183082981 ->>183082275 (OP) -Just stop being a creep. ---- 183082993 ->>183082275 (OP) -You made this thread on /v/ earlier today -You're either a bot, a loser or a lemming ---- 183083016 ->>183082398 ->fucks one ugly bitch ->thinks pussy is deprecated ---- 183083029 ->>183082981 -Obese ---- 183083089 ->>183082398 -I don't want it to be true, but it do be like that ---- 183083107 ->>183082981 ->proceeds to show millions of people -I hate women. ---- 183083157 ->>183082436 -> “Chud” -Why do liberals think this is an effective insult? It evokes amusement not offense. Compare this with the unbridled power of “nigger faggot”. It’s just funny when leftists try their hand at insult’s because anything that would actually get under the skin isn’t PC enough. -> woman -tits or gtfo. I simply do not believe you. ---- 183083192 ->>183082981 ->I want to basically show my naked asshole in public and expect men not to look at me ---- 183083209 ->>183083157 -How the fuck do you fall for such low effort bait so easily ---- 183083223 ->>183082398 -this black pill bulshit is extremelly retarded and anyone advocating for it should kill himself. -fucking nigger subhuman scum ---- 183083238 -Post chudkino ->>>/wsg/5045474 ---- 183083268 ->>183083209 -this, show some restraint ---- 183083282 ->>183083209 -He's a newfriend, notice how he calls the person he's replying to a "liberal" instead of a redditor, a tranny, or any other more fitting insult. ---- 183083289 ->>183083192 -she wants attractive men to look, but not creeps -simple as ---- 183083328 ->>183083157 -tldr chud. ---- 183083364 -well at least it's not the "he doesn't know why girls hug guys above the shoulders" one again ---- 183083382 ->>183082398 -most based take on 4chan i have seen in the last 2 years. you will be crucified by this by the new twitter lurkers but you are 100% right ---- 183083457 ->>183083382 ->new twitter lurkers -If only they were lurkers. I think you mean brigaders. ---- 183083501 ->>183083457 -no matter how much they try to bend the website to their ideology people will still speak their mind so it doesnt matter. it is annoying to see though ---- 183083523 ->>183082398 ->Masturbating to porn is more enjoyable, more fulfilling and less stressful than pussy. After losing my virginity and fucking a few women, everything incels say is true. Women are just lesser. A net detriment to the enjoyment of life. I unironically think that society would be miles better if women were property again ---- 183083557 ->>183083209 -Because it’s fun. Good chance it’s bait, decent chance that commenter is actually retarded too. *shrug* -> Person A says something retarded -> Person B tells them as much -> Person C chimes now to say “well Person A was just trolling” -It’s all so tiresome. Bad arguments deserve to be ridiculed. Bait or not ima do what I want bitch. ---- 183083563 ->>183082398 ->After losing my virginity and fucking a few women, everything incels say is true. -I know this exact feel, was incel neet until 24, finally got laid and had consistent relatonships back to back for a couple years and now at 29 have zero interest, I even arranged a date a couple weeks ago with a girl I get along with at work and spent the entire evening wishing she'd leave so I could watch a good movie with my dog instead of the netflix trash she liked -Women are literally just not worth the time ---- 183083584 ->>183082398 -There are rare worthwhile women but they exist. I'm married to one and she birthed my kids ---- 183083621 ->>183082981 -Her entire ass is still visible beneath the hoodie she just doesn't turn around until it's off -What's he meant to be creeping over her flat chest lmao ---- 183083720 ->>183082981 -This is a married Ukranian refugee ---- 183083891 ->>183083157 -edgy little chudlet is using his favorite swear word! ---- 183084030 ->>183083720 -i thought she was norwegian ---- 183084046 ->>183082981 -I love how the "women wear spandex but get mad at people around them" sums up the incredibly flawed and narcissistic average female thought process. - -The worst part is the more gynocentric a society gets the more entitled women become about this sort of stuff. Eventually they will just pass laws that bar you from looking at them for more than 2 seconds. ---- 183084248 ->>183083563 ->I even arranged a date a couple weeks ago with a girl I get along with at work and spent the entire evening wishing she'd leave so I could watch a good movie with my dog instead -I hate this. ---- 183084330 ->>183082981 -I hate women (and fags). ---- 183084571 ->>183082315 -Nothing abnormal about it. Some people are auditory thinkers, some are visual, some are kinaesthetic. ---- 183084661 ->>183084046 -I found out a few months back that I was apparently considered the local creep at the gym. My mate, who was a bit surprised by people characterising me that way, asked around to try and find out why - apparently I was *not* looking at them too hard. - -I literally just went to the gym, did gym shit with my headphones in, and left again for a few months and these vapid whores were so mindbroken by the idea someone might just not be interested in their every moment of existence, they convinced themselves I was some kind of psycho killer who was ignoring them deliberately because if I caught even the slightest glimpse of their magnificent forms I'd lose control and go round licking the equipment after they'd used it or some shit. - -I genuinely can't fathom how someone can be that narcissistic. ---- 183084718 ->>183082275 (OP) ->>183082471 -You guys realize you can keep women I check with regular beatings right? ---- 183084752 ->>183083157 -relax chudberg ---- 183084862 ->>183084752 -*upvoted* ---- 183084912 ->>183082398 -Porn addiction damages your brain almost as badly as chronic cocaine use, it lowers testosterone making you less likely to pursue real women, your no different from a crack or gambling addict ---- 183084937 ->>183084571 ->kinaesthetic thinkers -Why do retards use words they don't understand ---- 183084952 ->>183084862 -Why do the god dang liberals use upvote to much ---- 183085009 ->>183084571 -I'm a kino aesthetic thinker, I like kino and aesthetics ---- 183085044 ->>183082981 -I would ask the creep to stay and offer to spot him and go over his routine. ---- 183085045 ->>183084912 -t. retard who watched a 5 minute youtube video and thinks he's an expert on the subject ---- 183085114 ->>183083563 -Absolutely based ---- 183085431 ->>183082398 ---- 183085665 ->>183082398 -no -jacking it is nowhere near close to having the girl ride you while you suck her titty and grab her nice fat ass -this is some incel cope ---- 183085722 ->>183084912 ->less likely to pursue real women -good ---- 183085749 ->>183082471 ->>183082275 (OP) ->/tv/ fails to realise this is a meme about putting normal things that "give you the ick" and get triggered -You guys really are retards that can't get a simple shitpost aren't you ---- 183085911 ->>183084912 -Yeah but what's to be gained from pursuing real women, in the context of an every day experience? ---- 183086146 -Solve this in your mind, /tv/. No paper or pen. ---- 183087099 ->>183086146 -No. diff --git a/tv/183082289.txt b/tv/183082289.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9ade29ef5fb5d5886123e1f53adddb7e924698a1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082289.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082289 -Should've ended with Vincent killing Max, then going after his last target, Jada, and ending with an unrated BLEACHEDRAW sex scene, revealing she was in on it the whole time. ---- 183082339 -kinda defeats the point of the movie ---- 183082897 ->>183082289 (OP) -I like the coyote scene ---- 183083148 ->>183082897 -Same. The fur matches the color of Vincent's hair. ---- 183083600 ->>183082289 (OP) ->cold killer with autism -Why was I so empathetic to him? Why was I so sad when he was dead at the end? ---- 183083669 ->>183083600 -Cruise charisma ---- 183083684 ->>183083600 -feels ---- 183084035 ->>183082897 ->>183083148 -The stuff kinos are made of ---- 183084176 ->>183082289 (OP) -That would’ve been kino ---- 183084558 -is heat as good as this? ---- 183084600 ->that transporta cameo in the beginning ---- 183084637 ->>183082289 (OP) -he seemed more upper class and sophisticated than the type to bang a middle-aged negress. Maybe instead have him go home to a few lolis and fade out as they go to the bedroom together leaving it up to the audiences imagination. ---- 183084649 -Ending completely ruined this movie for me. Some Taxi Driver negro manages to kill trained professional killer in a very stupid way. ---- 183085133 ->>183084649 -It was pure luck. They were both just shooting each other in the dark. Should Vincent have managed to be the one to strike Max purely out of professional experience in that situation? Yes, but the movie had to end. ---- 183085291 ->>183084649 -Vincent’s rigid training worked against him which is why he didn’t manage to shoot through the door. Max was firing at random and scored a hit by luck. Just because the theme flew over your head doesn’t make it dumb. ---- 183086049 ->>183084649 -Vincent had also already been shot in the head earlier and the car crash did more visible damage to him than Max. Vincent's power level had gone down. ---- 183086144 -This movie is so fucking good. Best acting by The Cruise in his career ---- 183087084 ->>183082289 (OP) -That wouldn’t make sense desu diff --git a/tv/183082367.txt b/tv/183082367.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d2390e748d276324b28ef2ef900abd87de0d6505..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082367.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,142 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082367 -A reminder that Kill Bill is the only good Cuckantino flick. ---- 183082391 -I just rewatched it last night and wow it is so much better than any modern action garbage ---- 183082394 ->>183082367 (OP) -Why does this board constantly lie to itself and pretend like Pulp Fiction isn't peak comfykino ---- 183082468 -Not enough interracial relationships. ---- 183082497 -Nigger unchained is very good - -Pulp fiction is pretentious at best ---- 183082555 ->>183082394 ->>>/r/plebslovemobies ---- 183082787 ->>183082468 -Not a single nig. White kino? Japs are honoraru whites btw. ---- 183082807 ->>183082391 -Also rewatched it a few days ago. Kind of crazy how much better it is than any other 2000s action movie. ---- 183082845 -Vol 1 is kino -Vol 2 is reddit wackiness ---- 183082901 ->>183082845 ->he thinks there are volumes and it's not just a single 4 hour long kino -I'm surrounded by plebes. ---- 183082931 ->>183082367 (OP) -Undeniably his worst and that's saying alot because Pulp Fiction exists. ---- 183082969 ->>183082931 ->>>/mouthbreathing/ ---- 183082974 ->>183082367 (OP) -One of my least favorites of him ---- 183083403 ->>183082974 -let me guess, you like Cuck Cucktion ---- 183083447 -Reminder that everything in the first movie not about O-Ren is essentially worthless fluff. ---- 183083536 ->>183083403 -Reservoir dogs is my favorite. ---- 183083869 -We can all agree that Cuckful Eight is the worst? ---- 183083905 ->>183083869 -that has solid performances at least -death proof has nothing besides kurt russell and a car chase that's meant to be amazing because of how bland it is from being entirely practical ---- 183083948 ->>183083403 ->cuck cucktion -What is that supposed to be? ---- 183083954 ->>183082367 (OP) -no ---- 183084155 ->>183082367 (OP) -yes ---- 183084221 -if you don't like Kill Bill Vol 1. I just assume you don't like fun ---- 183084505 ->>183084221 -Truth. ---- 183084698 ->>183082367 (OP) -Why was boss Tanaka intent to spoil the mood? ---- 183084705 ->>183084698 -he was too based ---- 183084750 ->>183083948 -Poop Fucktion ---- 183084861 -For me it is Boss Honda ---- 183084874 -Reservoir Dogs also was good ---- 183084903 ->>183082787 -Why was Michael Jai White's scene cut off ---- 183084904 -Boss Ozawah looking /fa/ ---- 183084954 ->>183084698 -The only non simp in the room. ---- 183084976 -Boss Benta Looking likes like he is going to cuck you with your anime gf ---- 183085065 -Boss Origami looks like he is just waiting for the next course of fattened duck ---- 183085221 ->>183085065 ->>183084976 ->>183084904 ->>183084861 ->>183084698 -Bow before Boss Matsumoto ---- 183085666 ->Kill Bill - The Whole Bloody Affair Reconstruction (Fan-Edit) (1080p) [16.9 GB] -Kino. ---- 183085971 -What was his problem? ---- 183086153 ->>183082367 (OP) -no, because the second one is shit and the first one mediocre -the only good cuckantino flick is jackie brown ---- 183086167 ->>183086153 ->the only good cuckantino flick is jackie brown ---- 183086221 ->>183086167 --1 out of 10 for you ---- 183086288 ->>183086221 ->n-no ---- 183086312 ->>183086288 -it's okay, we can still be buddies -we just like different things -but that's cool ---- 183086328 ->>183083905 ->that has solid performances at least -yeah solid nigger dick sucking performances ---- 183086360 ->>183083447 -the o-ren parts are also worthless fluff. The first movie is just a big unnecessary prologue ---- 183086419 ->>183086360 ->The first movie is just a big kino -ftfy ---- 183086626 ->>183085666 ->16.9 GB ---- 183087039 ->>183082367 (OP) -not even top 5 ---- 183087405 -This is favourite movie. What does it say about me? diff --git a/tv/183082542.txt b/tv/183082542.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2ad8e3617bcd60da92b90af0b87699d1511669e9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082542.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,48 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082542 -Is the sequel that bad? ---- 183083064 ->>183082542 (OP) -No, its fun in its own way. ---- 183083634 ->>183082542 (OP) -it's just very different compared to the first one from what i remember ---- 183084262 ->>183082542 (OP) ->bombs are... LE BAD? ---- 183084592 ->>183082542 (OP) -It was a post-9/11 film which was extremely blatantly pro-Taliban and anti-America which is based. ---- 183084628 -The IRL version is better ---- 183084690 ->>183084628 -That's more Suicide Club with the train scene in the opening. ---- 183085255 ->>183084690 -The train scene? Not the nearly identical scene halfway through of the schoolgirl convincing her friends to join hands and jump off the roof with her? ---- 183085447 ->>183084690 -Is the prequel film any good? Didn't know one existed until now that you reminded me of that suicide circle movie ---- 183085585 ->>183082542 (OP) -yes, it went woke and pushed their political agenda so much it overtook the movie. - -the first one was extremely subtle with it's messaging and just focused on the story. the sequel had no story and just focused on the messaging. ---- 183085626 ->>183084628 -are these the chicks that killed themselves because someone raped them? ---- 183085721 ->>183082542 (OP) ->Is the sequel that bad? -It was more of the same, IIRC. - -First one had SOUL, second one was like 'hey that worked', let's get more kids and do it all over again the same way.' ---- 183086308 ->>183085255 -First thing that came to mind is the OP, which is understandable as it's the most famous and well known scene. Also been many years since I watched the movie. - ->>183085447 -It's half prequel and different. Worth a watch though. ---- 183086629 -yes, it's starts off decent with new students getting boarded to attack the new resistance group but then it goes off the rails and drags on for way too long (it's 2:30 hours compared to the 2 hours of the previous film but it feels way too long compared to the first films faster pace) diff --git a/tv/183082697.txt b/tv/183082697.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ab65a938ee9e338f2aa23a99643c2f3f7cfabd00..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082697.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,109 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082697 -EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE I WANTED TO HAPPEN HAPPENED - ->WHY BOWSER NO RAWRR RAWRR? -HE RAWRR RAWRR ->WHY LUIGI NO HIDE AND SCARE? -HE HIDE AND SCARE ->WHY MAWIO NO TELEPOR'? -HE TELEPOR' - -AND WHEN MARIO LET'S A GO HAR HAR l LAUGH LAUGH CLAP CLAP SO GOOD MOVIE ---- 183082850 ->>183082697 (OP) -I haven't seen this movie yet but it seems pretty good ---- 183082988 ->Mario movie comes out ->Suddenly everyone is dressing like Toad - -This sort of cultural penetration is unheard of. ---- 183083051 ->>183082988 -why is this allowed ---- 183083058 ->>183082697 (OP) -I got drunk as fuck at the theater and spilled my sardines all over myself and the seat and I think the guy next to me noticed but he didn't say anything -I really liked when Bowser sings and the old monkey king guy was funny too ---- 183083065 ->>183082988 -I'll show you something that looks like Toad -*unzips dick* ---- 183083094 ->>183083058 -THIS NIGGA EATIN' SARDINES ---- 183083105 ->>183083051 -Mushroom caps have a long history in America, with historians speculating about a possible link to the Phrygian cap--a symbol of freedom derived from the Greeks. ---- 183083172 -It did So long Gay Bowser ---- 183083215 ->>183083172 -Its Bye Bi now ---- 183083222 ->>183083105 -what about mushroom asses? ---- 183083249 ->>183082988 -> princess bitch ---- 183083338 ->>183083222 -That goes way back too. - ->μηδὲ γυνή σε νόον πυγοστόλος ἐξαπατάτω ->Do not let a woman who flaunts her buttocks deceive your mind ->Hes. Op. 373 ---- 183083441 ->>183082697 (OP) -I had sex in a theater while this was playing ---- 183083495 ->>183083441 -Did your dad enjoy the blowjob? ---- 183083643 ->>183082988 -what a whore, imagine being the cuck who is ok with your girlfriend going out like this ---- 183083744 ->>183082697 (OP) -2 Brothers -2 Billies ---- 183083890 ->>183083441 -nonce detected ---- 183084294 ->>183083744 -brotherman bill? ---- 183084743 ->>183082697 (OP) -just watched a CAM of it because i suspected it was woke and it was woke - -i don't know who that character was but it wasn't Peach - -at least they didn't race swap anything ---- 183084816 ->>183083205 ->Hollywood. Hollywood never changes. ---- 183085077 -Foreman Spike exists in this world so some version of Wrecking Crew happened yet Donkey Kong is not from Earth so presumably there is a New Donk City where the arcade game takes place but Mario has not fought Donkey Kong before in this continuity and Yoshi was not involved in the stork incident so one has to wonder why are there shy guys and sniffits when Wart is not present in this continuity. ---- 183085883 ->>183084743 ->I watched movey cuz it woek -What level of brain rot is this creature operating on? ---- 183086045 ->>183085883 -is it that incomprehensible for you that someone would want to preview something without knowingly supporting something you know makes the world worse? ---- 183086082 ->>183086045 -*without unknowingly ---- 183086290 ->>183082697 (OP) -Actually cringed reading this, rarely genuinely happens. -Congratulations. ---- 183086539 ->>183082988 -In Europe she would be raped in the street ---- 183086809 -@183084743 -How the fuck was it woke? Like what is your metric here? Peach was doting on Mario the entire movie. ---- 183087330 ->>183086290 -Congrats on being new. diff --git a/tv/183082725.txt b/tv/183082725.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1f6bfec55f3422c18fba328f6b813fba09b10cc2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183082725.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,117 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183082725 -will watch again -and everyone should ---- 183082765 -Agreed. Jaws also, 10/10. Idk if it’s a coincidence or not it’s also about boats. ---- 183082831 ->>183082765 -good taste -aye ---- 183083183 ->>183082831 -See this yet? ---- 183083194 ->>183082725 (OP) -boring overrated trash ---- 183083203 ->>183083183 -mcdonaghs worst. ---- 183083262 ->>183083194 -t. seething french 'man' ---- 183083310 ->t. seething french 'man' ---- 183083379 ->>183083310 -lmao ---- 183083487 ->>183083310 ->so seething that he has to resort to something very offtopic -sorry you didn't get any boatkino, perhaps you should have tried not having such a shit navy. ---- 183083679 ->>183083487 -We literally invented cinema. Sit down. Be humble. ---- 183083861 ->>183083679 -lmao you just admitted to seething, I was just guessing you were french. but now you've confirmed and it and made it incredibly obvious that you dislike it because it's about a british ship fighting a french once. fucking pathetic ->We literally invented cinema -and then proceeded to make nothing but unimaginative soft porn for your entire history, the jews were better at it then you ever were or could have dreamed to be. ---- 183084216 ->>183083861 -Je ne ferai pas l'effort de te répondre en anglais car, de un, je ne maîtrise pas suffisamment bien ta langue de porc pour pouvoir dire ce que j'ai à dire et de deux, même si c'était le cas, je refuse de l'utiliser. Ton cinéma est totalement dégénéré. Non seulement mon pays a inventé le cinéma mais il l'a aussi perfectionné. Tout tes films Hollywoodiens remplis de nègres se sont inspirés d'un classique du cinéma français, d'une façon ou d'une autre, si ce n'est une pâle copie de l'un d'entre eux. Je t'emmerde, toi et ta race de porc. Bien cordialement. ---- 183084217 ->>183083679 -Mh no you didn't. ---- 183084281 ->>183084216 ->in french -no one cares -but thanks for admitting the reasons you didn't like the film, i.e. seethe. -it's a shame really, if you could look past your national pride and inferiority complex you'd realise there isn't a single nègres in the movie. ---- 183084393 ->>183082725 (OP) -spectacular sound design/editing ---- 183084471 ->>183084281 ->if you could look past your national pride and inferiority complex you'd realise there isn't a single nègres in the movie -I spotted at least three of them in a random frame. Why do you guys worship black people? ---- 183084532 ->>183084471 ->OH MY THERE'S A HISTORICALLY ACCURATE BLACK PERSON WITH NO SPEAKING LINES IN LESS THAN A SECONDS WORTH OF FRAMES IN A MOVIE, LE MERDE -why are you like this. you've already admitted you didn't like it because it potrays a british ship btfo'ing a french ship (also historically accurate), why are you trying to make up other reasons? ---- 183084604 ->>183084532 ->you've already admitted you didn't like it because it potrays a british ship btfo'ing a french ship -I didn't say that. I said it was boring and overrated. It's also pretentious and Russell Crowe is a shitty actor. ---- 183084673 ->>183084604 ->I didn't say that. -I mean obviously you'd never admit it, but it's as clear as day the reason you didn't like the film. -> I said it was boring and overrated. It's also pretentious -These are a lot of words when only two will do: pride and envy. ---- 183084807 ->>183084673 -How am I envious? I could list you hundreds of french classics that would put your black worshipping goyslop to shame. Be humble. ---- 183084906 ->>183084807 -You are envious that you have no boatkino. You are prideful because you can't look past your patriotic tendencies to enjoy an objectively good historical movie about your historical main rivals. - -It's quite sad, I will happily go watch Napoleonkino, he was a great man. Why don't you just grow up? ->black worshipping goyslop -none of these words describe master and commander, stop trying to distract. ---- 183085294 ->>183082725 (OP) -I skimmed through this to see if there were any cool ship battles but there weren’t. It was just a bunch of guys talking on a ship. Def not gonna watch it ever ---- 183086200 ->>183083487 ->perhaps you should have tried not having such a shit navy -kek ---- 183086314 -a LOT of autism happening in this thread ---- 183086407 ->>183082725 (OP) -Already watched it dozens of times so I started watching Hornblower instead. Highly recommend it to anyone who likes M&C, its like Sharpe but on the water. All up on youtube for free also ---- 183086431 ->>183086407 -based Hornblower/Sharpe/M&C enjoyer ---- 183086476 ->Master and Commander ->the Terror -What else is there? ---- 183086605 ->>183086431 -I play them in the background while painting my Napoleonic figures. Its peak weekend comfymode ---- 183086619 ->>183086476 ->>183086431 -Damn the Defiant -Waterloo -Barry Lyndon if you really hate yourself -There are like 15 Sharpe Movies ---- 183087076 ->>183082725 (OP) -Watched it a month ago for the first time and loved it. Was so refreshing to see a movie that had a rather simple plot with everything else executed to perfection. Not every movie needs to be Memento, yet “critics” act like movies are only good if it’s le intelligent and “thought provoking” like that Asian movie that just won the Oscar ---- 183087369 ->>183086619 -I'm curious as to why you don't like Barry Lyndon. It's easily his best movie imo. diff --git a/tv/183083098.txt b/tv/183083098.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 01cc332b9e868011e324425fa64d73f9cd48ef4d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183083098.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,123 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183083098 -These are the 5 all-time great voices in cinema. - -Americans don't need to bother contributing here. You guys don't know anything about good voices. ---- 183083348 ->>183083098 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6iJRNHUOT4 [Embed] ---- 183083545 ->>183083098 (OP) -the only american i would nominate is sam elliott ---- 183083903 -le british old white men award ---- 183083943 ->>183083903 -White British actors are basically the best in the business, don't know what you were expecting ---- 183084227 ->>183083903 -Retard ---- 183084250 -orson welles ---- 183084352 ->>183083545 -he's a kiwi lol ---- 183084360 ->>183083545 -Kelsey Grammer ---- 183084384 ->>183084250 -based -plus john ford and john huston ---- 183084391 ->>183083098 (OP) -James Earl Jones ---- 183084406 ->>183084250 -Frozen... Peas? ---- 183084433 ->>183083098 (OP) -nigga you a little zesty for only listing dudes for voices you like lmao cringe ---- 183084450 ->>183083098 (OP) -George's Sander -Jeremy's Iron -Anal Rickman -Jam Masones -Genuine Class ---- 183084470 ->>183084360 ->Kelsey Grammer -nope ->>183084384 ->plus john ford and john huston -nope ->>183084391 -yep - ->>183084352 -no he isn't, perhaps you're thinking of sam neil. sam neil is basically english anyway. ---- 183084477 ->>183083545 -James Earl Jones, Lance Henriksen, Keith David, James Spader and Morgan Freeman should be on the shortlist. ---- 183084493 ->>183083098 (OP) -No Peter O'Toole? No Richard Harris? No Laurence Olivier? What an appalling list. -t. American ---- 183084501 ->>183083098 (OP) -3 of these guy just sound like any random fag ---- 183084536 ->>183083098 (OP) ->Irons and Rickman -Kek you silly bastard. ---- 183084602 ->>183084477 -the only two that belong on that list are james earl jones and morgan freeman. why is it that only black americans have cool voices? ---- 183084654 ->>183084602 -What about Orson Welles? Jones only got to voice Darth Vader because Welles was deemed too recognizable. ---- 183084755 ->>183084654 ->white male ---- 183084762 -sigh... yep the americans are here again - -you yanks will never get it. just give up, honestly. ---- 183084803 ->183084762 ---- 183084832 ->>183084654 -i missed that, i would probably put him on the list. i'm trying to think of any others that might come to mind. -i ---- 183084910 ->>183083098 (OP) -Yeah Jeremy Irons the voice of Scar and....uhhh................. ---- 183085021 -Peter Weller is kino ---- 183085803 ->>183083348 -goddamn these electric sex pants ---- 183085842 ->>183083098 (OP) -replace James Mason with Charlton Heston and I'll agree -then replace Jeremy Irons with James Mason -then re-replace James Mason with Max von Sydow ---- 183085887 ->>183085842 ->replace James Mason with Charlton Heston and I'll agree -nah, piss off american idiot ---- 183086071 ->>183084602 -add keith david to the list of blacks with cool voices ---- 183086175 ->>183085887 ---- 183086208 -Not one mention -You motherfuckers sadden and disgust me. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UTBlatoJXA [Embed] ---- 183086243 ->31 replies ->no Wincott ---- 183086700 -No Tony Jay? diff --git a/tv/183083590.txt b/tv/183083590.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 568fc210c498c8638653c85b140bc5accadeb42e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183083590.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,71 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183083590 -Why is he considered good? ---- 183083844 ->>183083590 (OP) -He just makes gory violent films for retards. But then critics saw them and thought they were 2deep4u so now we all have to pretend that kill bill was some meta commentary on society and not just a dumb slasher film ---- 183083889 ->>183083590 (OP) -bcuz he makes fun films with unique premises ---- 183084188 ->>183083590 (OP) -He’s amazing. Tarantino has one of the most immediately identifiable styles ever which appeals to a wide range of audiences.True auteur, and I don’t think he’d like being called it. ---- 183084364 ->>183083844 -Nobody thinks QTs movies are deep. They're well constructed fun genre movies. Kill Bill isn't a slasher movie, retard. ---- 183084692 ->>183083590 (OP) -Because the media says so, what kind of question is even that? ---- 183084741 ->>183083590 (OP) -wtf even is french noir ---- 183084744 ->>183083590 (OP) -He's a child toe sucking pedo. ---- 183084793 ->>183083590 (OP) -He is a total hack, but he does it well. ---- 183084839 ->>183083590 (OP) -faggots here shit on Tarantino then go watch 6 hours of movie David Lynch just shat out of his ass ---- 183084849 ->>183083590 (OP) -Because when I watch his movies I have fun ---- 183084859 ->>183083590 (OP) -He’s good because he is a hack ---- 183084873 -He doesn't steal you're just not smart enough to get all the references. ---- 183084888 ->>183084744 -So, an average, tame /tv/ poster ---- 183085040 ->>183083590 (OP) ->2015 ->senior year of high school, going to college in the summer ->oh cool a new cowboy movie came out ->let's watch it all as a family before you and your sister go to college ->random BBC scene where samuel l jackson says he made this white guy suck his dick ->mom and sister keep smirking, looking at me and dad -still think about it to this day and it pisses me off so much. i just wanted to watch a cowboy movie with my family bros ---- 183085075 ->>183084839 -i love both ---- 183085119 ->>183085040 -that was one of the best parts -i worked at a theater at that time and can still hear "DINGUS" echoing down the hallway ---- 183086051 ->>183085040 ->and it pisses me off so -me when the fucking magnum commercial comes on ---- 183086127 ->>183085040 ->LMAO MARSELLUS WALLACE GOT RAPED, BUCK STATUS: BROKEN LMFAO ->w-wait a big black dingus, this is genociding me!!! HEELP ME CRACKKKAMAN!! ---- 183086465 ->>183086127 -Stop thinking of dude’s hairy assholes, zoomer. ---- 183087398 ->>183086465 -hairy dude asshole website newfag diff --git a/tv/183083741.txt b/tv/183083741.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7b25e21f9bf4880c7d9987cd2568abf390a1158d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183083741.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183083741 -When did it happen for you? ---- 183083780 ->>183083741 (OP) -Childhood -But I got over it by simply not caring about any bullshit anymore ---- 183083815 ->>183083741 (OP) -That episode was satire and quite frankly you're too stupid to realize that it makes fun of Stan ---- 183083852 -Just get drunk like Stan, it literally fixes everything ---- 183083996 ->>183083741 (OP) -sounds stupid , but hobbies. Archery is fun , I would get a handgun and go target shooting but I would be too afraid of using it to kill myself. ---- 183084146 ->>183083996 ->Not killing yourself with a bow -Coward ---- 183084299 ->>183084146 -how? ---- 183084684 ->>183083741 (OP) -It was always like this ---- 183085706 ->>183083741 (OP) -It's been buzzing in and out recently with my depression and probably too much weed use. -I need to go back to therapy dawgs ---- 183085708 ->>183083741 (OP) -The very early days of YouTubers. RayWilliamJohnson and the like. ---- 183086122 ->>183083852 -The high will wear off after a few years ---- 183087010 ->>183083741 (OP) -The last Jedi diff --git a/tv/183083893.txt b/tv/183083893.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e363b9e241419e6e5a2e067ac09deeb6a9dfdf56..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183083893.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183083893 -what went wrong? ---- 183084023 -It didn't know what it wanted to be, an edgy dramedy about a certain time period or a stretched Scorsese movie. It ended being really boring despite the premises, the cast and the set. ---- 183084701 -I liked it just fine, it was a high quality production but the bar was set too high I guess. It didn't meet expectations. ---- 183085590 -I remember the first (and I guess only) season had a hundred different subplots going by the end, it became a mess because they felt the need to throw in too many "remember this band?" parts. -It was cool though, in a better would I feel like it could have been the next Sopranos. ---- 183085637 ->>183083893 (OP) -story was trash. they had huge opportunities with the time period and blew it ---- 183085960 -I liked it. ---- 183086295 ->>183083893 (OP) -Cool intro. -https://youtu.be/Ly_QbbQg0Kk [Embed] - -...and the basis of r&r : -https://youtu.be/iAzey1a0qmg [Embed] ---- 183086888 ->>183083893 (OP) -I'd rather this Vinyl -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkCMSrvOTAo [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183083929.txt b/tv/183083929.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4d6aad5c8085867c990863ec5eafff398f1c0d8e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183083929.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,77 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183083929 -memoryholed ---- 183083966 ->>183083929 (OP) -Lazy piece of shit -He puts a microphone in front of interesting people, adding literally nothing to the conversation and then he tried to spin the beat loot murder riots as some moral thing -Fuck him ---- 183084053 ->>183083929 (OP) -good , I dislike him on an instinctual level ---- 183084301 -I dont know this guy but his acne repels me. ---- 183084344 ->>183083929 (OP) -who? ---- 183084345 ->>183083929 (OP) ->career ends because you had awkward sex with a fat girl ---- 183084420 ->out of news cycle ->memoryholed -Let me guess, there was a Jewish distraction? ---- 183084426 ->>183083929 (OP) -he is so absurdly ugly. holy fuck. what is wrong with his face ---- 183084454 ->>183084345 -all you need to do is come out immediately with a supremely strong statement denying the allegations. lie your ass off if you have to, make it believable, just deny, deny, deny, be loud and proud -have these lefties learned nothing from Trump?! ---- 183084521 ->>183083966 -That video really pissed me off ---- 183084584 ->>183083929 (OP) -How the fuck did he fuck up his career so badly over something so god damn stupid? He’s a fucking wealthy guy with a relatively popular YouTube channel. All he had to do was go on tinder(or raya since he’s reached that status) and show off his wealth or some shit. ->b-but it won’t find him love -He wasn’t exactly trying to find love either when he did that whole sexual harassment stint was he? He only wanted a quick fuck. Why he couldn’t just use tinder like any other normie is beyond me. Especially since he has a huge advantage over other normies. ---- 183084598 ->>183084454 -yeah the best way to deal with harassing mobs is to deny and never apologize -once you say you're sorry - it's over. they will eat you alive ---- 183084613 ->>183084584 ->He’s a fucking wealthy guy with a relatively popular YouTube channel. All he had to do was go on tinder(or raya since he’s reached that status) and show off his wealth or some shit. -The allegations predate his career. ---- 183084631 ->>183084053 - -Good. This guy was well liked by some of my more left-leaning friends for his bad faith “gotcha” segments on anybody right of center. His content wasn’t even good and he looks like the type of dickhead to have been bullied into obscurity in high school in the 90s placing him on his proper social rung well out of sight. - -Oh well, now he’s gone anyway. Fuck off Andrew. ---- 183084662 -Good. Political grifters are boring. ---- 183084802 -his only good video was the AVN expo. low hanging fruit, granted ---- 183085056 -The right can’t be comedians -The comedians cant stay away kids ---- 183085191 ->>183084345 ->Create your career around woke faggots ->Get cancelled forever because your woke fanbase are soulless piranhas and found something to be outraged over - -Many such cases! ---- 183086015 ->>183085056 -Sam Hyde is funnier than any leftist comedian has ever been ---- 183086264 ->>183083929 (OP) -left eat the left ---- 183086292 ->>183084345 -Unattractive males are not allowed to have sex. ---- 183086625 ->>183086292 -He's literally just ginger Bob Dylan diff --git a/tv/183084168.txt b/tv/183084168.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bba48ed98dd4e66873ce5781cdb7505a8547cc3b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084168.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,118 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084168 -How will they unfuck RoP in season 2? ---- 183084440 -They scrap it completely and let Studio Ghibli take over with complete creative control. ---- 183084455 -5 guaranteed seasons they brag -oh they brag and brag -chuds really btfo this time ---- 183084599 -They could they still cancel it, right? If it's too late for that they could do something like Archer did and basically do an unrelated show with the same cast. Kinda like American Horror story. If they make their own story and stay out of people's hair regarding dignified old stories written by more intelligent people, they could pull a surprise win out of a no-win situation, not unlike Captain Kirk changing the parameters of the kobayashi maru test in order to create victory out of a situation where victory is explicitly prohibited by the initial scenario parameters. ---- 183084683 ->>183084168 (OP) -They literally can't. Even if season 2 was the greatest thing ever, it still continues from season 1 which still means you have to watch season 1 which means it's fucked. ---- 183084787 ->>183084168 (OP) -nailed it desu ---- 183084822 ->>183084168 (OP) -They pace it like the films. Across 10 1-hour episodes you have almost the same running time as the original trilogy. So a little bit more than fuck-all should happen ---- 183084857 ->>183084168 (OP) -Jungle hobbits were worse than the niggers. Completely soulless. ---- 183084858 -the fellowship if he female ---- 183084871 ->>183084168 (OP) -It's impossible, they didn't establish anything, you could have watched the episodes in random orders and never noticed. Worst production. - -Also ->obese and flat -That's a rare casting. ---- 183085006 -look. basically i'm just not going to watch it (rings of power). i know UGH i know i'm sorry, it's just i'm not going to watch it is all! hahahahahahahahah!!! ---- 183085036 ->>183084168 (OP) -make it a sauron x galadriel love story and cut everything else ---- 183085055 -Basically I don't actually hate women or blacks, I just want personal space physically and metaphorically. By doing LOTR to the best of their abilities they have sunk the quality of the franchise and from a personal perspective infringed on my personal space. I don't want to see them fail, but couldn't they have done a HAIR ELVES or QUEEN DORFS N SHEIT series of their own? That way no one would- as a result of the production, and starting from a vacuum void of any hatred- feel hatred. Honestly who uses black movies and femenist schlock as an object of hate? People loved "Friday" and the Barber Shop stuff, and at worst ignored it. People will watch mainstream feminist stuff because they have wives and girlfriends. No one says "OMG can you believe they complained about oppression in a black drama show??" - -It just goes to show that the point is to ruin stuff with govt messaging and irritate people who arent totally compliant in terms of consuming narrative sheepherding material and politely asking for more. I assume that goes into tracking dissenting attitudes on subjects that countless millions will talk about with no hesitation, as opposed to tracking dissenting attitudes of less common variety i.e. subjects that take at least one ounce of bravery to address ---- 183085369 ->>183084168 (OP) -By seeing their ugly mutt heads dangling from Mount Doom ---- 183085414 -Here we go ---- 183085436 ->>183084683 -Their only hope is to sideline all the characters and make the show about Glorfindel. ---- 183085794 ->>183084168 (OP) -S2 is going to be KINO -They are still filming the 2 episode Battle of Eregion atm. They just did 4 weeks of night shoots and it's still not close to being finished yet. ---- 183085821 ->>183085794 -Gonna be brutal ---- 183085860 ->>183085821 -Trebuchets, bitch ---- 183085912 ->>183085860 -grond prototype or something ---- 183085965 ->>183085912 -Sauron symbol on the flags ---- 183086004 ->>183084168 (OP) -More focus on Gandalf. Not being stuck in Numenor should help and have Galadriel gonna adventure akin to the LotR movies instead being stationery. ---- 183086025 ->>183085036 ->make it a sauron x galadriel love story -This ---- 183086272 -you WILL watch s2 ---- 183086381 ->>183085794 ->>183085821 ->>183085860 ->>183085912 ->>183085965 -Good effort, Shill, but I'm still not going to watch it. ---- 183086566 ->>183085794 ->>183085821 ->>183085860 ->>183085912 ->>183085965 -Worth exactly nothing, shill. -I don't give a fuck about shield surfing, trunk surfing or horse tricks. Not even a good battle scene could redeem the insufferable work of the current writing team. ---- 183086616 ->>183086381 ->>183086566 ->still not going to watch it. -You will, everybody will. ---- 183086728 ->first public appearance in 4months and she looked more kino than ever -How does she do it? ---- 183086783 ->>183084168 (OP) -They won't. ---- 183086838 ->>183085794 ->>183085821 ->>183085860 ->>183085912 ->>183085965 -It's going to be shit. What a waste of construction machinery. ---- 183086874 ->>183084168 (OP) -Why would they need to? Millions will still watch it anyway. You think they actually care about source material? Why would they? It's all about money and viewership, and that it has already succeeded in and will continue to succeed in ---- 183087021 ->>183086728 -Look at that cute face, doesn't it just makes you want to feed her some cheese? ---- 183087406 ->>183086874 -Didn't they get like 37% completion rate for season 1? -Let's pretend they get 100% of those completionists back for season 2, but they fuck it up and get terrible completion rates yet again... -This show is dead without 3 seasons. diff --git a/tv/183084183.txt b/tv/183084183.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e1d824a8e899e2a3d66275d47cd543f818d1527a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084183.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,279 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084183 -Color will return to movies. - -I just know they will. ---- 183084226 ->>183084183 (OP) -At some point in the late '00s, this muted color tone trend became the norm. ---- 183084256 -Has there ever been a medieval movie that’s gone all-in on being colorful? ---- 183084272 ->>183084183 (OP) -making a movie with the colors from the left would make it look like a renaissance faire fanmade film ---- 183084288 ->>183084183 (OP) ->historically accurate knights ---- 183084305 ->>183084183 (OP) -Obviously, sometimes things are visually different in films than in reality. On the other hand I bet the people in the middle ages also liked their media to be colourful and stimulating, so they would have had reason to draw it that way. ---- 183084313 ->>183084256 -early hollywood yeah. ---- 183084324 ->>183084183 (OP) -I refuse to watch any medieval kino where the actors aren't wearing eight inch long cod pieces. ---- 183084472 ->>183084272 - -It's not just about colors. ---- 183084482 ->>183084226 -What's the reason for this? ---- 183084526 ->>183084482 -Because they want the past to seem like a hellscape. They do the same thing with 1950’s America by trying to make it look like the idealistic society was bad, actually. ---- 183084544 ->>183084183 (OP) -modern hollywood has lots of coloreds in medieval film though ---- 183084576 ->>183084256 -A Knight's Tale is pretty vibrant ---- 183084590 ->>183084256 -Most movies from the 60s and 70s yeah, like the old Robin Hood ones. ---- 183084591 ->>183084305 -Yeah there are a lot of problems with modern historical entertainment but if we have so many accuracy errors with all of our modern academic understanding of history, archeology etc., why assume that medieval art is any more accurate? ---- 183084607 ->>183084256 -Yes, and everyone hated it. They stick with the grey filter for a reason. ---- 183084618 ->>183084288 ->Everything has to be grim dark professor of history Shlomo Rosenblatt says Europeans lived in muddy depressing shitholes ---- 183084621 ->>183084472 -Is that ai? ---- 183084623 ->>183084607 ->orange and teal -Whoa so many colors. ---- 183084625 ->>183084272 -So be it, it's about realism and historical accuracy. ---- 183084635 ->>183084305 -Whoa there cowboy -You’re not allowed to think here ---- 183084642 ->>183084607 -looks fucking cheap and goofy ---- 183084655 ->>183084607 -This is not a colouful palette this dark and gloomy as fuck ---- 183084678 ->>183084655 -a lot of the shots were vibrant >>183084642 -and it just looks wrong, like a cheap Renaissance fair ---- 183084685 ->>183084607 ->Green Knight ->There's a greenish blue-ish filter throughout the movie -BRAVO ---- 183084695 ->>183084607 ->sirs please redeem our movie ---- 183084709 ->>183084591 -Cause medieval art portrayed the present for those people, they had no reference other than what they saw irl. Modern historical art attempts to portray eras sometimes from thousands of years ago, reconstructed through history and archaeology. Way more effort required and room for error. ---- 183084723 ->>183084256 -Lots ---- 183084799 ->>183084256 -A Knight's Tale has plenty of color without looking like a cartoon. These jews simply don't want medieval movies to be colorful because they want you to believe those were dark and miserable times, but only in Europe. ---- 183084830 ->>183084621 - -Just your average medieval festival in Poland. There are also Warhammer fantasy larpers who dedicate time on their outfits. ---- 183084835 ->>183084709 ->they were portraying their present you see ->so there could not possibly have been any embellishment at all -We’re being a big brain board today I see ---- 183084947 ->>183084607 ->dude, the color wheel! -The shots are still extremely monochromatic, very boring movie to look at ---- 183085115 -Ancient Rome has the exact opposite problem when they depict it on film, but nobody ever complains about that. We know for a fact by sampling the residue on the sides of buildings and statues and chemically analyzing it ancient Rome was an extremely colorful place with brightly colored painted objects everywhere, but people aren't used to seeing it that way because since being left to decay for so many centuries we've just gotten so used to seeing everything as being made of stark white marble, and people generally find it unpleasant and jarring to see it depicted as it actually would have looked in bright eye catching color ---- 183085154 ->>183085115 -Ancient societies literally performed acts of genocide over shit like spices and dyes so it’s not surprising ---- 183085217 ->>183085115 -The Rome show did a fine job of a colorful depiction. ---- 183085246 ->>183085115 -Damn, now i want to see a historically accurate portrayal of Rome. Could only imagine how vibrant and colorful their cities actually were. ---- 183085290 ->>183084183 (OP) -Where would they have gotten such colorful dyes from tho? ---- 183085380 ->>183084256 -The Mill and the Cross is one of the best looking movies I've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIJZgJuqoUI [Embed] ---- 183085425 ->>183085290 -Good point. There's way too much blue in that picture to be a realistic portrayal of medieval knights. ---- 183085526 ->>183085290 -nature ---- 183085539 ->>183085290 - -Truly an unsolvable mystery. If only they had written down how they harvested and made their dyes. ---- 183085635 ->>183085539 -Where is the bright blue from? ---- 183085805 ->>183085635 - -Woad flowers. ---- 183085813 ->>183084183 (OP) -Filmmakers have to make the medieval times look boring and somber so that the soiboys of today will prefer living in today's world as opposed to a more natural and healthy one. Another form of propaganda. ---- 183085831 ->Further, a lot of what people think of as Medieval fashion is actually more like Renaissance era. This is partially because the real advent of painting and art was in the Renaissance & the clothing depicted showing "Medieval times" was often based on the fabrics and colors available during the time of the Renaissance. 1400-1500 was a real jump forward in fashion. - -Dammit /tv/, don't send me down another rabbit hole of useless information. ---- 183085889 ->>183085805 -Okay that looks pretty blue. I thought it would turn out way more muted. ---- 183085938 ->>183084526 ->>183084618 -How long would an incel last in a medieval society? What skills do you have? ---- 183085997 -yeah cause some gay artist/scribe definitely showed things the way they really were -they also filled medieval manuscripts with freakish little creatures with human faces and babies were portrayed as tiny adults with no regard to proportion -so i think i'll take the whole "medieval europe was a fruity colourfest" thing with a pinch of salt ---- 183086002 ->>183085938 -I'd say they'd thrive ---- 183086073 ->>183085889 - -There was a trick with the dye from Woad to also "ferment" it with some metal to create even clearer blue, but this wasn't as widely known method. ---- 183086101 ->>183085154 -heh, yeah, fucking dumbass savages didn't know that oil is the only thing worth genociding for. ---- 183086151 ->>183084482 -Its a smoking gun issue. You see guns only produce smoke under certaim cirscunstances, but the audience always conmect a smoking gun to one that was shot, even if thats normal nor how guns opperate. -Same thing happens with medieval and fantasy worlds, people need to see a poor tavern made of wood, without knowimg it was probably adornated with its walls painted and with plants inside to keep it living. ---- 183086199 ->>183086002 -Greece wasn’t medieval dumbass ---- 183086203 ->>183084607 -having 1 color per scene is the opposite of colorful ---- 183086254 ->>183085805 ->>183085889 -The blue from woad flowers were supposedly rare and expensive and was therefore a royal and aristocratic color. Dunno why it was so rare considering it's a plant, lol. ---- 183086342 ->>183085246 -HBO's Rome is as close as we gonna get for the foreseeable future (probably) -You can still visit the remainings of the set (pic rel) in Rome. ---- 183086350 ->>183084183 (OP) -medieval paintings depicting colored knights ---- 183086354 ->>183086101 -It is now, so yeah? We can get spices and colorful things without violence if we want so we don’t need to kill for them, just like I don’t need to shit in an outhouse like a fucking savage. You can’t stop progress. ---- 183086388 ->>183086199 -True, it was probably worse ---- 183086491 ->>183085938 ->How long would an incel last in a medieval society? -Medieval villagers would likely be confused by the incel's self-identification as they would not be able to comprehend why someone would be unable to find a sexual partner. They would also be baffled by the incel's anger and resentment towards women, as in medieval times, women were not seen as sexual objects, but rather as companions and mothers. -If the medieval villagers were to encounter an incel in the wild, they would probably try to offer him some food or ale in hopes that he would be pacified. However, if the incel were to start spouting off his misogynistic rhetoric, the villagers would likely be quite alarmed and would quickly move to remove him from their vicinity, if necessary with lethal violence. ---- 183086544 -hollylwood is obsessed with making the past, as recently as the 1950s, or as far back as the middle ages, seem like some sort of grim bleak hellscape. I don't know why but it is obviously even part of the average person's idea (here in america) of the real past. They think the 1950s was just a bunch of people who were alcoholics beating their wives and kids and lynching black people ever weekend, and that the people from europe in the middle ages were all murderous psychopaths who would wear dark, dirty clothes and go cut people up with axes and eat dirty pig scraps. Obviously movies don't have to be real but it would be nice if they could make some movies that aren't just a sadfest of dark colors and sad ominous music and tired looking guys dressed in gray brown clothes ---- 183086554 ->>183086491 ->women were not seen as sexual objects ---- 183086666 ->>183084607 ->every scene is just one color filter -Looks like dogshit. ---- 183086713 ->>183084526 -The middle ages were a hellscape. People rarely bathed because northern and mid-European river water is too damn cold, they shit in bowls and emptied them out of the windows into the streets, and they drank lots of grog and alcohol because it was the only thing safe enough to drink. Life expectancy was short, partially due to poor sanitation making people more prone to illness. ---- 183086724 ->>183084526 -The 1950s movies always depict the fathers of the family as being abusive drunken pieces of shit, as if every single family was like in the 50s. ---- 183086777 ->>183084799 -Hear hear. ---- 183086792 ->>183086544 ->old bad ->new good ---- 183086831 ->>183086254 -The real expensive ones were blue and purple extracted from sea snails. You has to Holocaust ten thousand of them to get a gram of dye and is why those colours are associated with royal and holy garments. ---- 183086871 ->>183086350 -that's Saint Maurice you tard ---- 183086916 ->>183086713 ->The middle ages were a hellscape. People rarely bathed because northern and mid-European river water is too damn cold, they shit in bowls and emptied them out of the windows into the streets, and they drank lots of grog and alcohol because it was the only thing safe enough to drink. Life expectancy was short, partially due to poor sanitation making people more prone to illness. -This is completely incorrect bullshit. ---- 183086936 ->>183084183 (OP) -Chuds will cry either way. If you make it colorful, they scream that the clothes look new and "cheap" and that it doesn't look "lived in". ---- 183086952 ->>183086354 ->We can get spices and colorful things without violence if we want so we don’t need to kill for them -Oh we still kill alright. A nice slow death due to economic factors pushing people into slavery so we can buy cheap shit at walmart while we collectively get fat and not care. It's great. - -Don't worry all you Changs out there, we will make sure that the suicide nets are installed and properly working. You're not getting out of work that easily. ---- 183087029 ->>183086916 -No its not. Bathing was literally banned for a while in the middle ages because the church thought that it was immoral. ---- 183087091 ->>183084607 ->muh filters -Fuck off rertard. ---- 183087093 ->>183085115 -painted classical architecture looks incredibly kino, but i like the statues better plain white. ---- 183087123 ->>183084183 (OP) -Mindbreak is my favorite fetish. -Medieval mindbreak is on a whole other level ---- 183087175 ->>183084723 -I was worried this would be another one of those fake AI movies when I saw the lightsaber, but I'm glad it's real and will definitely check it out. ---- 183087176 ->>183084723 -MORE LIKE THIS. GIVE ME MORE ---- 183087269 ->>183086350 ->buy painting ->commies darken it ->"SEE ACTUALLY THEY WERE ALWAYS BLACK" ---- 183087272 ->>183084183 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cysxO5Z-0L8 [Embed] -If you've ever wanted to see a young Angela Lansberry. ---- 183087306 ->>183087029 - -Bath houses were considered immoral that time. Thanks to all the SEXOOO happening in them and then the plague marked them as areas of catching the disease. - -People still bathed themselves to clean the body. ---- 183087370 ->>183086713 diff --git a/tv/183084237.txt b/tv/183084237.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bc0a3176355b36fffff30c378b225c79dea55a1e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084237.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,78 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084237 -This movie is bullshit, half the kids didn't even do anything wrong ---- 183084370 ->>183084237 (OP) -They did, not as kids, but as possible CEOs of a global candy manufacturer. ---- 183084465 ->>183084370 -fpbp ---- 183084546 ->>183084237 (OP) -Of the four, which kid wasn’t done in by their own rotten behavior? ---- 183084694 ->>183084546 -Mike Teavee was never "done in" at all, he was shrunk but he was fine with that and was having fun at that size. - -Augustus was literally told he could eat anything in that room and yet we're supposed to treat drinking from the chocolate river as a bad thing. ---- 183084696 -They wanted candy. In a candy factory. That was their sin. ---- 183085152 ->>183084694 -Augustus was told no, but he didn't listen. -He's a future rapist, and a liability as Wonka's successor. ---- 183085171 ->>183085152 ->Augustus was told no -He was only told no seconds before falling in ---- 183085292 ->>183085171 ->Your honour, she only said no seconds before I raped her. How can I be blamed? ---- 183085458 ->I put the new Forgis on the jeep! ---- 183085500 ->>183085458 -This dude put in some much work for this film. ---- 183085732 ->>183085152 -Fine, but Mike was still innocent ---- 183085830 ->>183085732 -He was still stupid and broke the T&C. ---- 183086230 ->>183085830 -How was he stupid? ---- 183086335 ->>183086230 -He signed a contract, and then broke it. Good children also wait for instruction instead of just barging in and messing with other people's shit. -Mike is a nigger. ---- 183086378 -Wonka was a soreceror ---- 183086393 ->>183086335 -If you show a child a teleporting shrink ray they're gonna want to play with it ---- 183086588 ->>183084694 -Mike "Fuck you old man, I know what I'm doing" Teavee? Yeah, he was an obnoxious little prick. ---- 183086617 ->>183086588 -But he was right, he did in fact know what he was doing. ---- 183086648 ->>183084237 (OP) -They refused to give Willy Wonka head ---- 183086765 ->>183086617 -and got exactly what he wanted then, disqualified and to be a literal manlet. ---- 183086969 ->>183085152 -Business can be ruthless, having a rapist running everything might be a good idea. ---- 183087148 ->>183084237 (OP) -The German kid literally did nothing wrong. Wonka told them everything in that room was edible and it was a chocolate river. He was set up to fail. ---- 183087195 ->>183086393 -So? He should still be patient. ->>183086969 -Until he gets metoo'd. ---- 183087230 -rachmaninoff diff --git a/tv/183084443.txt b/tv/183084443.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3959ccbb613a812b9cc298d04dc21ee76130e075..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084443.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,55 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084443 ->time to climb this mountain all on my own with no equipment ->but first, let me get my special shoes, without which this task would be impossible ->and also better use my special sticky powder which does most of the work ->and also I'll climb it 600 times with ropes and harnesses to make sure it's easy enough first ->oh, and I better remind the camera crew for film from angles that make it look really steep ->ah perfect, all ready to climb ---- 183084469 -why do you keep posting this it wasnt funny the first 10 times ---- 183084483 ->>183084443 (OP) -You probably can’t even climb out of bed without shitting your pants ---- 183084559 -i legitimately don't understand why he does this in such a dangerous manner -i know the thrill and wonder of conquering something is amazing but this retard will literally kill himself like this one day ---- 183084788 ->>183084559 -Did you not read OPs post or watch the documentary? He literally climbs and climbs it with a harness until he's mastered it and only then does it free solo. There's no danger, if you parallel park 100 times in a row in the same spot and master it then I say I will give you $100 if you do that again you'd sure as shit take that bet wouldn't you ---- 183085145 ->>183084559 -There's no danger after he has artistically memorised the route ---- 183085174 ->>183084788 ->there's no danger -And yet all the other expert climbers thinks he's nuts, and the few others that are into free soloing usually die from it. ->>183084559 -You ever actually been in a situation you thought was really dangerous? It doesn't matter if it actually was, just that you believed it at the time. The adrenaline makes you hyperfocused, time kinda slows down. Every decision you do matters, and it's trilling. I can see why it would be addictive. Combine that with an impaired fear response and you get this. ---- 183085187 ->>183084559 -he has no fear -literally, his brain won't activate the fear signals in his amygdala. so he does this stupid shit to feel something ---- 183085277 ->>183084483 -this got me geekin ---- 183085293 ->>183084788 -Statistically he will die if he continues. Just like other free solo climbers. ---- 183085306 ->>183085293 -Yes, jackass, everyone dies some day ---- 183085486 ->>183085293 -Statistically you will die. Just like all the other water drinkers ---- 183085546 ->>183085306 -Maybe you do ---- 183085756 ->>183085145 -Of course there's little actual danger, it would be suicidal instead of just really dumb if there was. And yet, when he took another expert climber free soloing on a route that was a cakewalk, the other guy was shitting his pants all the way up. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyya23MPoAI [Embed] ---- 183086078 ->>183084443 (OP) ->sticky powder -pppppppfffffttttttthhhhhhhHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH didn't need to out yourself as a fat fuck diff --git a/tv/183084488.txt b/tv/183084488.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 17ac5e06393d094cb55e5f9f53bfc70d5f18abf3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084488.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,25 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084488 ->The movie features the love story between a satellite (Stewart) and a buoy (Yuen). - -https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21375602/ ---- 183084564 ->>183084488 (OP) -Based. Loved Yeun in TWD and he really proved his chops in Burning and Beef. Happy he's making it big when he literally started from nothing ---- 183084609 ->>183084488 (OP) -You... You weren't joking about the respective race of the two lovers. K stew is an ugly dyke btw. ---- 183084728 ->>183084488 (OP) ->left looks like a man ->right looks like a woman -What did Hollywood mean by this? ---- 183085846 ->>183084488 (OP) -u wot m8 ---- 183086696 ->>183084728 -Are you /pol/faggots seriously getting triggered by hetero relationships now? ---- 183086746 ->>183084488 (OP) -he is riterarry me diff --git a/tv/183084492.txt b/tv/183084492.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e8669ee91bb67ea9bb62268e9e3be32a3360d892..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084492.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,70 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084492 -which is the snobbiest fanbase/ board on this website ---- 183084519 -wojak ---- 183084549 -/mu/ is hot trash and deserves to be deleted. ---- 183084606 ->>183084549 -i think just the kpop ones. they are so snobby and wont even talk to you /a/ is pretty snobby as well ---- 183084713 ->>183084492 (OP) -/qa/ ---- 183084766 ->>183084713 ->>183084519 ---- 183084809 ->>183084549 -This. It's fucking horrible. ---- 183084833 -its no wonder i have to stick to /pol/ and /tv/ all day. they are horrible but at least they accept me ---- 183084905 -There's something about /a/ ---- 183084929 -/sp/ seems to be full of nice people who genuinely just want to talk about sports and banter a little bit. ---- 183084951 -/his/ is full of pseuds ---- 183084966 ->>183084492 (OP) -/v/ is the only board which is still as elitist as it once was ---- 183084969 -/jp/ is dogshit, and /x/ is surprisingly bad considering how good they used to be. Most SCP-esque "creepypasta" content stemmed from there and nobody mentions that anymore. ---- 183085043 ->>183084969 -Because SPC trooned out ---- 183085057 ->>183084969 -/x/ is where all the schizoids hang out ---- 183085102 ->>183085057 ->>183084969 -/x/ might be schizo dweebs galore, but they're all very welcoming and not snobbish. ---- 183086256 -/fa/ ---- 183086352 ->>183084549 -Correct. I don't find anything in the top 20 on there. Such rubbish stuff instead, things you cant dance to and depressing "music". ---- 183086581 ->>183084492 (OP) -Snobbiest fan base? Quakefags from /v/, Snobbiest board? /mu/ ---- 183086660 -Unironically /tv/ ---- 183086807 ->>183084905 -/a/ just hard gate keeps non weebs it’s why so many tranime fags end up cross posting. I mean Dragon ball fags had to utterly destroy /a/ for a solid week just be allowed a single thread. ---- 183086835 ->At 6 years old, Alexander was diagnosed with Polio which lead to paralysis from his neck down. The machine is made to compress and depress the chest. Today, he is 74 years old and he still relies on the Iron Lung to keep him alive. - -Imagine all the movies you could watch?! ---- 183086992 ->>183084549 -I've been saying for years /mu is the worst board by far. It's a K-pop sfw lust fest. ---- 183087020 ->>183086807 -based. dont even like anime but i might browse it just to gatekeep things i dont even watch. this is probably why i saw a tranny seethe and make a thread over how you cant gatekeep anything and was so angry about it ---- 183087058 -I would say everyone on /trv/. God forbid you do normal tourist things instead of walking down alleyways and taking unmarked roads like a Real Traveler. ---- 183087215 ->>183086807 -is this why dbz mexicans make threads on /tv/? kek diff --git a/tv/183084524.txt b/tv/183084524.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1d58a0f4230bc596256bc25fdb66ceb59e65dd11..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084524.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,152 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084524 -7.5M domestic (they projected 10-15M domestic) and then only 2.5M international. This is the biggest flop in the history of rebooted Universal Monsters and Dark Universe. ---- 183084561 ->>183084524 (OP) -maybe next time dont try to make Dracula into a lame capeshit movie ---- 183084587 ->>183084524 (OP) -Universal is retarded, they should had just continued with the Dracula unleashed shit, or the mommy, rebooting is retarded, they wasted Cage talent, it should had been a comedy and not action shit. ---- 183084658 ->>183084524 (OP) -Well the problem with the renfield himself did anybody like his character or how he was portraid also did anybody like the Asian cop lady I think the answer is no and no. The only good thing about this movie was Nicolas Cage and he was in it for 15 minutes ---- 183084665 -How many of these standalone films they make before coming back to shared connections universe again? Because, if I remember right, despite bad reviews The Mummy still made like 400 million something and then dominated streaming platforms out of sudden. ---- 183084681 ->>183084665 -Imagine being a grown man simping for reboots ---- 183084771 ->>183084681 -Not him but these monster movies are from fucking 1930s. They are great, no doubt, but it's really time to reboot them. Some are hard to watch and feel very dated. I'd much like to see Universal rebooting their classics than WB rebooting DC every few years and now doing Harry Potter reboot when original films still hold up. ---- 183084845 ->>183084665 -Very soon. Depp is back in game and doing a proper Invisible Man can revive his career. ---- 183084897 ->>183084524 (OP) ->one of the best and original Portrayals of Dracula in cinema history - ->lets focus on Akwafina instead - -HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ---- 183084908 ->>183084524 (OP) -the director of this was so smug that his "renfield is a superhero who battles corrupt police and the mafia" take on Dracula was so genius. What a fucking hack. ---- 183085011 ->>183084771 -The Universal monster movies and characters are a product of their time and any reboots are doomed to bomb because face it, there is no cultural relevancy to them at all, except for maybe Dracula because vampire stuff always has an angle. Resurrecting those cheesy monster movies back into relevancy is about as effective as making John Wayne popular again. ---- 183085078 ->>183084524 (OP) -Should have made a Dracula Untold sequel with Luke Evans and Sarah Gadon. ---- 183085129 -There is nothing more satisfying than watching these trend-chasing cinematic universe movies flop. ---- 183085142 ->>183085011 -Nic cage as dracula was actually great - if they made an entire movie based on his portrayal it would've been 7/10 kino, instead of this absolute horseshite ---- 183085164 ->>183084908 -Sounds like a repurposed script. ---- 183085229 ->>183084587 -Their plans when to shit the exact moment they said that Dracula Untold wasn't part of the Dark Universe -The Universe never stood a chance ---- 183085234 ->>183085011 -They can work. There are mummies discovered every year. Frankenstein was artifical intelligence and we are at the edge of that. Wolfman is just a curse and fear of disease. The legend of Phantom of the Opera is still main tourist attraction of Opera house in Paris. - -Just stop making them superheroes. Renfield only worked with concept of him bringing people for Dracula to eat. This was great idea and could work as a whole film. Renfiel instead of being a superhero, he's psychokiller, stalking people, kidnapping or knocking out then Dracula regenerates himself. ---- 183085252 -Is that bad? ---- 183085261 ->>183085011 -Whats sort of suprising is that the Cage as Dracula, which starts off as a direct tribute to the old Legosi Dracula is actually the best part of this terrible movie. - -It's everything else, annoying awkwafina, reddit style humor, marvel esque superhero action. really the entire decision to make this some kind of superhero movie was a bullet to the head of any chance of this being a good movie. ---- 183085324 -It looked too comedic ---- 183085325 ->>183084587 -but it was a comedy. my gf and I were laughing at the cheesy fights and over-the-top gore throughout. ---- 183085361 ->>183085252 -Mummy earned whole 125M budget back with 170M opening but they still pretended it was a flop and scrapped whole Dark Universe so movies like Renfield and other standalone monster flicks to be made. - -Renfield earns 10M on 65M budget showing that people do not give a flying fuck about these films if they are not in a big franchise. ---- 183085401 ->>183085252 -Half of the dialogue is like filler "this is the information we need the character to impart." stuff that they just never filled in with real lines a human would say. - -There's a tonal problem where a bunch of innocent people die, but then the not terribly serious atmosphere continues. Then the dead people are back anyway, so it was weird. Should have framed the whole thing as Renfield telling his story to them, so we wouldn't 'worry' about all these dead people at all. ---- 183085450 ->>183084524 (OP) -Was this dumb dumb film ever part of the Dark Universe? Is that even still a thing? ---- 183085467 ->>183085325 -it wasnt funny and the action was cringe, your gf is probably ugly and will assumed to be as such unless you post proof she is attractive. ---- 183085484 ->>183084524 (OP) -Only reason I heard of this whatsoever is because my mates and I were dead bored and resorted to watching new movie trailers on YouTube. Where was the marketing? ---- 183085494 ->>183085261 ->Whats sort of suprising is that the Cage as Dracula, which starts off as a direct tribute to the old Legosi Dracula is actually the best part of this terrible movie. -These first 10 minutes when they show Dracula and Renfield going through ages and travelling the world are great. Him attending therapy meeting to gather info and track these douchebags down to get rid of them was good too. The movie falls apart the moment Hoult starts doing Matrix kung full on drug dealers. ---- 183085686 ->>183084524 (OP) -They keep trying to make horror icons into capeshit characters. It's fucking stupid. ---- 183086150 -I was curious about it with Cage but then I saw Awkafina in a starring role. That’s a huge NOPE for me. ---- 183086533 ->>183085686 -they keep trying to make horror icons into capeshit characters, while also sidelining them for less interesting, "normal" characters ---- 183086615 ->>183084897 ->one of the best and original Portrayals of Dracula in cinema history -Imagine believing this. ---- 183086733 ->>183085011 ->The Universal monster movies and characters are a product of their time and any reboots are doomed to bomb because face it, there is no cultural relevancy to them at all, except for maybe Dracula because vampire stuff always has an angle. - -Literally anything can work with the right people behind it ---- 183086822 ->>183085686 -This ---- 183086878 ->>183085011 ->The Universal monster movies and characters are a product of their time ->zomg is that a 70s accurate superhero costume? Get me some popcorn! -Besides, there's no reason they have to adapt the cheesy movies wholesale, they could bring in the significantly better writing from the books. ---- 183086934 -How hard is it to make a Dracula anti hero movie? I know they tried witn Dracula Unleashed sort of but it was shit. He is an old popular character who is perfect to set up as a hero. Combine him with modern Van Helsing who has to reluctantly work with him and keep him in check and this should print money. ---- 183086982 ->>183086934 -*Dracula Untold but Dracula Unleashed would be a perfect sequel name. ---- 183087055 ->>183084524 (OP) -What you neglect to realize is it only cost $700 to make, and 10% of that was Cage's salary. We WON! ---- 183087131 ->>183087055 -I still can't believe this crap cost 150M to make in totoal, including marketing and payouts for the crew. - ->Louisiana Economic Development reports that the total production cost of “Renfield” amounted to approximately $86 million. However, after tax rebates of over 40%, the makers’ expenses were reduced to around $45 million. After including salaries for the cast and crew, it brings the final total cost to $65 million, excluding prints and advertising expenses. According to industry sources, the makers allocated insufficient funds for marketing, and including break-even costs and all other expenses, the film ultimately cost the makers $150 million. ---- 183087140 ->>183084524 (OP) -Next time maybe don't try to shame Christians. Jesus is King. ---- 183087275 ->>183087131 -What if I told you that's what these movies are supposed to cost and Disney is just trying to price everyone else out in a CGI arms race? ->According to industry sources, the makers allocated insufficient funds for marketing -Kek we know. ---- 183087353 ->>183084665 ->The Mummy still made like 400 million something. -You're not factoring in where it made that money and yes it is very important ---- 183087358 ->>183087140 -what this has to do with christians? the only time its refered in the movie is when dracula asks one guy if he was sent by church and he says not hes from local gangsters ---- 183087366 ->>183087131 ->>Louisiana Economic Development reports that the total production cost of “Renfield” amounted to approximately $86 million. -if they cut the cringe action and focused on writing a better script this could have cost 40 million LESS and would have made 100 million more in its opening weekend. ---- 183087408 ->>183085686 ->>183087131 -why are they so determined to make these expensive action movies? Horror films cost less to make and with the right marketing can make a lot of money. diff --git a/tv/183084754.txt b/tv/183084754.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b2fd551d8def1011ff12e958a5016c61a5e4d8d0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084754.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,52 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084754 -Fuck you for telling me this was actually good ---- 183084792 ->>183084754 (OP) -So which Predator other than 1 is better including the AVP's? ---- 183084805 ->>183084754 (OP) -Really? The movie about the extraterrestrial murderous beast wasn't realistic enough for you? ---- 183084967 ->>183084754 (OP) -Filtered. ---- 183085159 -It is pretty dumb, everyone acts dumb, the only cool part was the ship at the end also how does the Predator not know how to defend against an awkwardly shaped blade gently being pushed into his neck that's not a sign of being the ultimate interplanetary hunter. ---- 183085211 -A man pissed shit and came in his own underwear like a total badass. ---- 183085236 -Lots of dead black people is that why people like this. ---- 183085272 ->urban jungle ---- 183085278 ->>183084792 -Prey -inb4 chuds seethe because a woman takes out a superior opponent, just like Terminator ---- 183085298 ->>183084792 -They're all pretty bad but I liked the first avp ---- 183085315 ->A FUCKING ALLEN ---- 183085341 ->>183084792 -Prey and the first AvP are better than 2 ---- 183085348 ->>183084754 (OP) -I bet you liked Prey ---- 183085395 ->>183084792 -I'm a The Predator autism kino enjoyer ---- 183085808 ->>183084754 (OP) -Predator 2 > > > Predator 1 -Predator 2 is actually a good Predator recipe - but is it a good movie overall given everything else you could watch? Not really. ---- 183085880 ->>183084754 (OP) ->In an interview with Howard Gorman (via Bloody Disgusting) for Predator 2's 30th Anniversary, director Stephen Hopkins talked about almost casting Seagal in the sequel. Apparently, Seagal really wanted the role and invited Hopkins over to his house to talk about the movie. Hopkins explained that it was one of the strangest experiences of his life, with Seagal showing off his gun collection and offering to launch grenades with the director. ->“I had to go and have a meeting at his house. Which was one of the craziest afternoons I’ve had. […] … it was a bizarre… he’s a very unusual, slightly twisted kind of guy. In the end, I couldn’t see myself doing it with him. He was desperate to do it. I went into his house and he took me into a room where all the walls were covered with guns. He told me he wanted to play a CIA-psychiatrist who was also a martial arts expert who carried a gun. He was clearly a little crazy at the time. And I was like this is different than the way we’re going so I guess we shouldn’t do it. ->“He said, ‘You know, I want you to come to my house in Santa Barbara.’ He said, ‘I’ve got a grenade launching range there, we can launch grenades together’. I said, ‘Yeah… great, we’ll do that’... Sorry, I’m not a fan of his.” ---- 183086620 ->>183084967 ---- 183086704 ->>183084754 (OP) -It was kino, you faggot diff --git a/tv/183084838.txt b/tv/183084838.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4f86d6ff9b7eff6bb0908ccdb52887fb399130d7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084838.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,138 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084838 -BECAUSE I MISS YOU ALL THE TIME - -SO ---- 183084879 ->>183084838 (OP) -GET AWAY ---- 183084935 -So, tell me about Bane ---- 183085058 ->((((Netflix)))) production ->Based off a middling game ->Western/Nip production ->It somehow was 200% pure kino with no kawaii uguu bullshit despite being a modern anime - -How the FUCK did they pull it off ---- 183085098 ->>183084879 -Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know - -And let yourself go ---- 183085163 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGkHrSa083U&t=73s [Embed] ->AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ---- 183085328 -Just put on that antman dogshit & the reddit science shit killed it for me Thanks for showing me a better option ---- 183085400 ->>183084838 (OP) -I thought the astroturfed shilling for this shit was over? ---- 183085970 ->>183085400 -i get paid $20 for every thread ---- 183086567 ->>183085058 -I think having a balance between a western and jap party when it came to production guaranteed no side would go full retard and most of the ideas that defined the show were at least good ones ---- 183086595 ->>183084838 (OP) -I thought there was a board for tranime? ---- 183086754 ->still no Transformers anime made by Trigger even though the staff is comprised of transformersfags ---- 183086800 ->>183086754 -I WAS A TEENAGE OUTLAW ---- 183088040 ->>183086754 -this but marvel. give imaishi and the gang one (1) capeshit property to adapt and I guarantee they'd put the MCU to fucking shame (as it rightfully deserves). ---- 183088464 ->>183084838 (OP) -Lucy sings that song while getting triple penetration gangbanged by chromed up gigadicks in orgies all over the world thanks to the money David left her :) What a beautiful ending :) - -But the way, have you guys watched Drive My Car? It's peak comfy kino :) ---- 183088515 ->>183085400 -As long as there are ntr addicted manlet mutts in the world, this show will continue getting shilled. So unless south America gets wiped off the face of the earth somehow, you're going to see these threads for awhile. ---- 183089966 -the main protagonist should have dumped the fucking bitch and get to fuck the loli ---- 183090135 -Is Cyberpunk 2077 actually worth it now? I was thinking of getting it after watching this but I still remember it being a mess. ---- 183090146 ->>183085970 -Please tell me how I can get this job ---- 183090174 ->>183085098 -how do i get a gf with this body type ---- 183090368 ->>183085058 ---- 183091473 ->>183090174 -at the playground ---- 183091764 -*kills every character* - -Heh nothing smashenel kkd ---- 183092014 ->>183090135 -It was patched forever ago and its biggest problem was just crashing. The biggest non bug fix I can think of was adding the different weather, because when it first came out there was none. It's very stable now and has been for some time. ---- 183092029 ->>183090368 -Worst fucking westaboo company ever. ---- 183092056 ->>183090135 -no its still shit compared to what was promised back in the day. - -Its an xbox one game - it will never live up to what they wanted it to be. Its running on 2011 laptop APU. ---- 183092150 ->>183092056 -Fuck yourself with an 11-inch black veiny cock, sonygger. ---- 183092282 ->>183092150 -????? I only play on PC you retard - -But you do realize crossgen games have to cater to the lowest common denominator right? In cyberpunks case its the 2011 hardware of the xbox one. - -Protip: Crossgen games today are being released but they dont run on xbox one. Most recently Resident Evil 4 remake. - -Now why would they cut off xbox entirely you say? - -Well think about it you nigger. The games are being held back by that shitty hardware from 2011 lol ---- 183092331 ->>183092282 ->I only play on PC you retard -Typical snoy response. Your fucking so-called "Switch Killer" only sold 3M units, nigger. Go finger your axe wound. Your done. ---- 183092387 ->>183092331 -you are mentally ill lol ---- 183092412 ->>183092282 ->The games are being held back by that shitty hardware from 2011 lol -no -it's because of the Series S holding back the potential of the Series X -it's why so many physical games are starting to skip xbox and get released on switch + ps4 + ps5 -xbox can only bank on gamepass and push it as much as possible ---- 183092534 ->>183090174 -I knew a girl with this body type. super into following the whole loli style, but she was a complete and utter hoe. I grew up with her but had to drop her when I found out she belonged to the streets ---- 183092541 ->>183092412 ->it's because of the Series S holding back the potential of the Series X -both are holding back current you retard lol - -its literally a tale as old as time. Shitty hardware holds back gaming. ---- 183092581 ->>183092534 -tell me more lol ---- 183093017 ->>183091764 ->who the fuck are you -KINO ---- 183093135 ->>183092412 ->it's the Series S fault ->released on PS4 as well -Tell me you're a person of rich melanin pigment without telling me you are. Also all consoles hold back gaming, you poor fags are the worst. ---- 183093548 ->>183092029 ->Best fucking westaboo company ever. -ftfy diff --git a/tv/183084855.txt b/tv/183084855.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bc3ce1549095f6a88f0241dd2bcd6dab969f3193..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084855.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,207 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084855 -Why does Bender triumphantly pump his fist at the end of The Breakfast Club? ---- 183084880 -Its the Black Power sign, he was the first BLM member ---- 183085012 ->after all, aren't we just the breakfast club? -i mean, seriously? ---- 183085038 ->>183084855 (OP) -his moment learning vernon was no better than his hick dad was actually quite cathartic for him -he bonded with people he never thought he would or could (I'm specifically referring to bryan and.. emilio) -most of all of course he's stoked he got to see claire's (clothed) pussy and anticipating the smash. she's a virgin, too. - -per my understanding ally sheedy had negligible imapct on him over the course of the film. in all honesty they probably have already fucked ---- 183085093 ->>183084855 (OP) -He's happy that nobody noticed that he's in fact 38 years old ---- 183085130 ->>183085038 -I'll clarify my first point: -it was as if to say his circumstances at school were just as unfair as what was going on at home. if you constantly get in trouble in an ostensibly fair institution, you might think "I can't do anything right" or something along those lines, especially with the probable self esteem issues bender had. so, to finally see he was just being bullied there as well probably actually helped him reevaluate his self worth, for the better. ---- 183085151 ->>183085093 -lmao ---- 183085182 -He's just being a faggot just like you op ---- 183085183 ->>183084855 (OP) -he just finished watching The Rise of Skywalker ---- 183085264 ->>183084855 (OP) -I hate this movie. Loved it as a kid, watched it 10 years ago and realized it's a bunch of annoying fags in a melodrama. All of their acting scenes to pull your heart strings are awful, it comes off like a bad TV show or student film. All of them are caricatures of stereotypes. ---- 183085299 ->>183085264 -kind of the point mate.. they felt boxed in by their designated cliques ---- 183085310 ->>183084855 (OP) -something about the ending of this movie is depressing ---- 183085335 ->>183085299 -Yeah, and it's annoying to witness. ---- 183085354 ->>183085183 -Gah! ---- 183085364 -All that matters as a teenager is sex and having friends -He left with both so he feels great ---- 183085390 ->>183085264 -Imagine being filtered by the breakfast club lmao. ---- 183085430 ->>183085364 ---- 183085483 ->>183085093 -whoa... he's literally me ---- 183085528 ->>183085390 -Definitely not filtered, it's an obnoxious movie. Everyone's attitude and overacting isn't fun to watch. Oh wow the Bully is a BULLY and is compensating because he really feels weak. OMG the Jock is actually emotional and hates his dad for pushing him so hard. Wow the dork is a pathetic loser that wanted to shoot up the school. GEEZ the slut is actually a prude, but still a prissy rich bitch. WHOA the goth chick is just an insecure girl that doesn't want to be noticed but actually does want to be noticed because she spergs out like a anime tranny. Who else is there? ---- 183085595 ->>183084855 (OP) -I thought he was on his way to murder suicide his family? ---- 183085614 ->>183085528 -I don't understand. Is that not believable to you? ---- 183085624 ->>183084855 (OP) -The better question is why does hollywood love to dress people in like 4-5 layers all the fucking time? No one fucking dresses like that except bums who live outside in winter. ---- 183085653 ->called The BREAKFAST club ->they eat lunch -bravo nolan ---- 183085678 ->>183085624 -they were in chicago and bender probably spent a lot of time outside of his home. notice how he's walking and not being driven anywhere ---- 183085715 ->>183085364 -Did you not read the tagline? ---- 183085727 ->>183085678 -It's not just this movie though. If you start to look for it you see it everywhere even in situations where it's ludicrous. ---- 183085766 ->>183084855 (OP) -So you don't forget about him ---- 183085791 ->>183084855 (OP) -I got detention once many years ago and forgot to turn up to it and no one cared ---- 183085798 ->>183084855 (OP) -He defeated Saturday detention, big W ---- 183085845 ->>183085624 -It's probably just for aesthetic reasoms since it does legitimately look better, layers are just more clothes to combine and cover an unimpressive body with. Most movie characters wouldn't look nearly as good if they walked around in a t-shirt and blue jeans all the time ---- 183085859 -Because he got to leave detention while the nerd stayed behind to write their paper for them. ---- 183085891 ->>183085093 - -38-year olds used to look like THAT? ---- 183085914 ->>183085528 -You sound like a bitter cunt on the Whatever podcast ---- 183086020 ->>183085727 -ok yeah but it makes sense in this context lol ---- 183086096 ->>183084855 (OP) ->Why does Bender triumphantly pump his fist at the end of The Breakfast Club? - -Because he got the girl in the end, after spending the whole movie being told what a thug loser he is and will be forever. ---- 183086143 ->>183086020 -Yeah it just made me think of the topic because it bugs me all the time when watching US made stuff. ---- 183086154 ->>183085264 -I don't hate the movie, but it's definitely overrated. Michael Anthony Hall's "breakdown" was poorly acted, and Ally Sheedy looked better as a goth ---- 183086171 ->>183085798 -no cap ---- 183086177 -HEY HEY HEY HEY -OOOOOWWWWWWW OOOW OOOW OOOOOH OOOOH ---- 183086229 ->>183086143 -yeah it's 100% for fashion purposes in most film - -I think it evokes a more classy style of dress which has become antiquated. so instead of suits and coats it becomes layers of american apparel and GAP and shit like that ---- 183086268 ->>183084855 (OP) -cos he just fisted the prom queen ---- 183086319 ->>183085624 -Product placement ---- 183086322 ->>183085891 -imagine the smell when they have sex ---- 183086348 ->>183084855 (OP) -For George Floyd ---- 183086361 ->>183085766 -Underrated ---- 183086382 ->>183085264 -They literally created the stereotypes ---- 183086495 -he knew he was gonna fuck the redhead ---- 183086527 -Too bad no one will ever have that good of a time at Saturday school ---- 183086537 ->>183085528 -You forgot when Emilio gets stoned and starts doing backflips and jumping over the furniture like Sonic the Hedgehog. Typical stoner stuff. ---- 183086592 ->>183085335 -Sounds like it reveals more about yourself than anything. ---- 183086681 ->>183085264 -Yes. You're 100% correct. There is a lot more to this film than what you say, but it gets into /x/ territory. ---- 183086759 -If he's such a badass why did he even turn up for detention? ---- 183086824 ->>183085624 -There's a little bum in all of us. ---- 183086847 ->>183086154 ->it's definitely overrated -people act like it's great because it's very relatable to an age group that is very impressionable (teenagers) or people that remember what it was like being in high school and at that age. the film itself is alright, but its message definitely resonates well with a lot of people ---- 183086898 ->>183084855 (OP) -Because he got to smash prime Molly Ringwald while Brian got blackpilled again. ---- 183086913 -How did Emilio Estevez break the glass by yelling? ---- 183086958 ->>183086681 ->There is a lot more to this film than what you say, but it gets into /x/ territory. -n-nani? o_o' ---- 183086996 ->>183085038 ->most of all of course he's stoked he got to see claire's (clothed) pussy and anticipating the smash. -this is the only thing he was thinking about during that fist pump, he was just getting warmed up for how hard he was gonna jack it to that when he got home ---- 183086997 ->>183085264 -I'm the exact opposite, I hated it as a kid, probably was made to sit through it three separate times by my highschool teachers, and I never felt it reflected my reality in school. then a few years after I graduated, something in me clicked and suddenly the whole movie made way more sense, as though I were seeing things from a larger perspective. ---- 183087026 ->>183086913 -Obligatory 80s anti-drug messaging. - -Drugs make you hyper and crazy, and makes you want to break shit. - -...even though it's just weed.... ---- 183087062 ->>183085624 -It was to make him look poor but the expensive coat ruins the effect. ---- 183087100 ->>183084855 (OP) -It was the 80s. Everyone was doing it. ---- 183087136 ->>183086681 ->it gets into /x/ territory -Spill the beans ---- 183087143 ->>183084855 (OP) -You wouldn't get it. ---- 183087177 -it was somewhat novel in the 80s to not pit these stereotypes against each other. it was no greasers/socs dichotomy a la outsiders. they all behaved badly, and there was a stark vulnerability within all of them just below the surface. they all broke down at some point. ---- 183087257 -The movie was going to have a nude scene with the girl's swim coach but Molly Ringwald threw a tantrum and demanded it not be included. diff --git a/tv/183084868.txt b/tv/183084868.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b7cb4f75c81fa907e8e7792c3c9e50c88d18ccba..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084868.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,57 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084868 -What are you thoughts and feelings on Mavis Dracula? ---- 183084887 -I want to see her cunny. ---- 183084917 ->>183084868 (OP) -I would've cared if I was 15, perhaps ---- 183084958 ->>183084917 -I would have cared if she was 15 and my fiance, perhaps ---- 183084965 ->>183084868 (OP) ---- 183084986 ->>183084965 -cute ---- 183084994 ->>183084868 (OP) -One of the few cartoon characters who have canonically been fucked and had jizz dumped in them to make a baby. ---- 183085008 -Vampires are not able to reproduce so she's stupid ---- 183085016 ->>183084965 -Why is it so revolting? ---- 183085035 ->>183084965 -Hideous 3dpd will never compare ---- 183085168 ->>183084965 -Humans don't move like that irl for a reason and I get an urge to beat her to death with a dumbbell for behaving like such an absolute faggot. ---- 183085193 ->>183084965 -What is it called when something is cringe, impressive, and scary simultaneously? ---- 183085263 ->>183085193 -usually it's 4chan ---- 183085413 ->>183084965 -I want to hugg her, breed her and punch her. -That's weird. ---- 183085463 ->>183084994 ---- 183085502 ->>183085463 ---- 183085719 ->>183085463 ->abort ->take a toilet plunger to her vagina to get out any semen she might get from other men ->cum inside her ->? ->profit ---- 183085866 ->>183085719 -sounds like a plan ---- 183086601 ->>183085193 -your shrimp dicK LMAO LOOK AT THAT NIGGA diff --git a/tv/183084916.txt b/tv/183084916.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0ad69e8b783f1dd03e85f2517e16ddfd9a3172bb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084916.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,32 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084916 -can anyone explain to me how a trained hitman jobs to a man who was to scared to start his own company and literally closed his eyes for the final showdown? ---- 183085139 ->>183084916 (OP) ->highly trained man (who has at this point been in a car crash without a belt on, and shot) shoots at max's center of mass ->max wobbles on his feet, and shoots wildly all around ->the door stops vincent's rounds, while max's go through the windows, and one of them hits vincent through the window in the lower gut ->vincent is mortally wounded, knows he's fucked, and just gives up ---- 183085241 ->>183085139 -nah ---- 183085282 ->>183084916 (OP) -random chance, that’s the point. the uncaring chaos of the world ---- 183085515 ->>183084916 (OP) -There comes a point in high stress events where a person just throws his arms up and says fuck it. Bet it all, and see what happens. - -Vincent shouts "I DO THIS FOR A LIVING!" - -It dawns on Max, "yeah, I'm fucked! Either I get gunned down. Or I go for the hail mary pass of shooting back, maybe killing the hitman and walking away with the girl, score some points before she runs off to fuck her son's friends then expects me to punch out Chris Rock ---- 183085597 ->>183084916 (OP) -In English, doc! ---- 183085795 ->>183085241 -But that's what happened. It's right there in the movie. ---- 183086953 -Vincent always executes people the same way, which made the metal door take the bullets. Max just shoots randomly so one shot goes through the window and hits Vincent. - -Vincent's doom was the same thing he critiqued Max for: He had become a creature of habit. diff --git a/tv/183084938.txt b/tv/183084938.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8f901c346c749f88fdeb9c9660dd99bd72363583..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084938.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,66 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084938 -I want MauLer review of art movie or b movie ---- 183084978 -i want no more slop from this hack ---- 183085029 ->>183084938 (OP) -I want to see Mauler pick another fight on here again ---- 183085033 ->>183084978 -No him doing a art movie would be funny. ---- 183085051 -He never will. People like him think that Avengers is peak cinema. ---- 183085220 ->>183085051 -No let some request him a arthouse movie ---- 183085368 ->>183085029 -What ---- 183085421 ->>183085368 -His community raided /tv/ or something ---- 183085444 ->>183085421 -No fight thing ---- 183085487 ->>183085051 ->He never will. People like him think that Joss Whedon is peak cinema. -ftfy ---- 183085511 ->>183084938 (OP) -We really don't care what non Americans think. Sorry. ---- 183085594 ->>183085511 -Bullshit. ---- 183085744 ->>183085444 -Mauler got mad at a /v/ fag on YouTube for calling the God of War game shit and calling out his objective standard. Mauler then spent 40 or more hours seething at him in a single week. ---- 183085826 ->>183084938 (OP) -Why does he wear the mask? ---- 183086767 ->>183085744 -bless Synthetic Man for making an autistic contemplate suicide ---- 183087053 ->>183084938 (OP) -They talked about taxi driver in their joker video and it summed up perfectly why every movie commentary faggot on youtube deserves to be executed. ---- 183087125 ->>183085487 ->t. knower ---- 183087208 ->>183085744 -That sucked. ->le reddit game is good, you're just saying it's woke because woman have sword ->vs ->I think 4chan memes are serious and I'm only pretending to be retarded ---- 183087274 ->>183086767 ->>183087208 -Too bad Synthetic Man still liked the woke RE4 remake. ---- 183087349 ->>183084938 (OP) -Remember when at the end of his TLJ review he talked about being surprised with his success and wanting to make more long form media discussion regularly. Now all he does is rant when a bad marvel movie comes out or talk about BvS for the tenth time on EFAP for 3 hours while idiots give him money so he can answer their superchat in 2 months. ---- 183087350 ->>183087274 -Nah, I'm not one of the gaslighters but it was barely woke by current standards. diff --git a/tv/183084979.txt b/tv/183084979.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 61c4bd8fabed6fda1a9144867e9e56bb2ef70900..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183084979.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,25 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183084979 ->I don't wanna talk about it ->How you broke my heart ->If I stay here just a little bit longer ->if I stay here won't you listen to my heeeaaAAAaaaart ---- 183086183 ->>183084979 (OP) ->Knock knock knocking on heaven's door ->Knock knock knocking on heaven's doooor ---- 183086408 ->I was burned out from exhaustion, buried in the hail ->Poisoned in the bushes an' blown out on the trail ->Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn ->Come in, she said, I'll give ya ->Shelter from the storm ---- 183086827 ->>183086183 -I miss my brother ;_: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XSeshpHzx0 [Embed] ---- 183086986 ->>183086183 -meant to send ths one fren - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS7jD66f_xo [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183085117.txt b/tv/183085117.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 16af142df613bd633b7a4b15b6c30f4b979b9701..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085117.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,134 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085117 -Why does /tv/ hate this movie so much ? -> original plot -> amazing ost -> based fight scenes -> likeable characters -> good rewatchability -> infinite universes that actually make sense -> indie production but uses clever cinematography so it looks cool - -You people are hipstershits desu ---- 183085603 -Bump, make an argument against this 10/10 you manlets. ---- 183085695 ->>183085117 (OP) ->Why does /tv/ hate this movie so much ? -Because it's gay and annoying. ---- 183085741 ->>183085117 (OP) -Because fuck asians, that is why. ---- 183085800 ->>183085117 (OP) -Because it blows just like you OP. Tell your bosses to shill this crap somewhere else. ---- 183085812 ->>183085117 (OP) ->original plot -not if you've seen anime, it's very common ->amazing ost -really? ->based fight scenes -boring fight scenes with cringey humor ->likeable characters -fair enough ->good rewatchability -eh ->coherent world building -wow, bare minimum ->last point -if you've only seen marvel movies ---- 183085836 ->>183085117 (OP) -It's woke and I prefer nothing to be woken and only sleeping. This was no sleeping film, it was the great awakening ---- 183085838 ->>183085117 (OP) ->all asian cast -nope, cant do it, i will not support china ---- 183085863 -Too many chinks ---- 183085870 ->>183085838 -Ummm sweatie… ---- 183085923 ->>183085117 (OP) ->movie is written and directed by a pair of literal soijaks who have become sentient beings -its all making sense now ---- 183085949 ->>183085117 (OP) -This is the first post Ive seen about this dumbass flick since oscar night. - -Just read an archived thread . It's gonna be the same shit. ---- 183085956 ->>183085812 ->not if you've seen anime, it's very common -Yes we all know that redpilled Amerimutt trannies are the ones seething about this movie ---- 183085975 ->>183085117 (OP) -the ultimate reddit onions midwit movie. a multiverse less imaginative than rick and morty's. ---- 183086026 ->>183085117 (OP) -It won because it's Asian and we are right now entering in a Cold War with China, so the new foreign policy dictates playing nice with Asian allies where and whenever possible. It's an ok movie but far from oscar material. ---- 183086046 ->>183085975 -at least pickle rick beat his wife and tries to rape kids ---- 183086110 ->>183085117 (OP) -I decided to watch it because /tv/ hates it and the premise seemed interesting, but it's just capeshit with a drab package ->we gotta save the multiverse through hand to hand battles -I dropped it halfway through. - -I thought it was gonna be more like the OA with some lynch and aronofsky sprinkled through ---- 183086156 ->>183085117 (OP) -no diversity, there should be more black leads ---- 183086186 ->>183085117 (OP) -It's too silly and saccharine. Like a scifi soap opera. ---- 183086206 ->>183085117 (OP) ->indie production ->14,3m $ budget ---- 183086218 -It’s pure reddit ---- 183086306 ->>183085117 (OP) -reddit. ---- 183086332 ->>183085956 -you don't have to be redpiller/rightwing, american, or a tranny to have seen tons of anime, come on now. -yes, for mainstream hollywood, the plot is fairly unique, but it's very common anime wise. ---- 183086370 ->lol so random xD the movie -It was alright. ---- 183086624 ->>183086218 ->>183086306 -Wtf I love reddit now ---- 183086683 ->>183086624 -> Wtf I love reddit now -Then go back ---- 183086980 -Its a 2.5/5 ---- 183087153 ->>183085117 (OP) -Have multiverses ever not been cringe? The only writer I know who pulled it off was Michael Moorcock. ---- 183087199 ->>183085956 -Holy hell rent free lmfao -Who was talking about America? ---- 183087260 ->>183085117 (OP) -The only reason this trash won the Oscar is that they couldn't give it to The Whale because it was about a white male. This is the third year undeserving bug people movies won the Oscar. ---- 183087386 ->>183087260 -nah it's because the whale sucks ---- 183087399 -Reminder that OP posts that imply entire boards are singular opinions are bait posts to be disregarded. Also I heard rumors OP likes sucking cock but haven't verified it yet. ---- 183087400 ->>183085117 (OP) -> thing :) -> thing but popular >:( - -here is what all the based red pilled anons really trying to say. they are all chads and you are reddit! diff --git a/tv/183085237.txt b/tv/183085237.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f747d85b1beca621c8dce9fb529fcb010d3ebcc3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085237.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,68 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085237 -her movie career? ---- 183085265 ->her ---- 183086237 ->>183085237 (OP) -sex with her then cuddles ---- 183086273 ->>183085237 (OP) -Why can’t all overweight women look like this? ---- 183086701 -With see-through-skin-vision, you would be introduced to the almighty turd gestating like a baby-elephant in her cramped bowels. It truly is a wonderful state of mind, to be intimately aware that hidden beneath the alluring surface of the shapely, prepossessing abdomens of these seductresses are industrial waste plants churning half-digested foods into flab and faeces. All the time. Unparalleled efficiency. Within every constricting, writhing, flexing motion of their central bodies, those innards, carrying the semi-solidified sludge, grind, squeeze, and break down organic matter into a lumpen vile slag, to be deposited gracelessly in the vacant cavity of some poor toilet, consecrated by foul hissing flatus. Baptised like a newborn. ---- 183086732 ->>183085237 (OP) -imax screen ---- 183086741 -already has the makings of a fine addition to my collection ---- 183086956 ->>183085237 (OP) -I like them thic -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw [Embed] ---- 183087050 -disgusting pig ---- 183087068 ->>183087050 -i'm appalled -more please ---- 183087083 ->>183087050 -Good god ---- 183087094 ->>183087050 -Oh my god she’s chubby and I love it ---- 183087128 ->>183085237 (OP) ->>183087050 -I just want to cuddle with her bros ---- 183087149 -open your mouth and say oink ---- 183087151 ->>183087068 -ikr? fucking lost my lunch - ->>183087094 -you sicken me ---- 183087172 ->>183086701 -what the fuck is wrong with you people ---- 183087187 -Is it possible for a penis to explode? ---- 183087214 ->>183087151 -there is a god ---- 183087242 ->>183087050 -holy frick ---- 183087266 ->>183087187 -I'd pray for mine to explode before I got it anywhere near this grotesque dirigible of a woman ---- 183087340 ->>183087266 ->>183087151 -imagine the logs that come outta that fuckin dump truck ---- 183087392 ->>183087266 ->that subtle belly jiggle -Hnnnnnnnng diff --git a/tv/183085262.txt b/tv/183085262.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7bcb79a6ada8c57672d6f162d39a468ee78a59a2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085262.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,46 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085262 -Yo, why the fuck is the Beast so beautiful as a woman? Wtf? Female Beast movie when? ---- 183085295 ->>183085262 (OP) -facial feminisation surgery ---- 183085435 ->>183085262 (OP) ->Female Beast movie when? ---- 183085558 ->>183085295 -lol ---- 183085589 ->>183085262 (OP) -no bong woman can look so beautiful, there is only rat face or granny face ---- 183085951 ->>183085589 -But Beast is French ---- 183086021 ->>183085951 -John Smith wasn't though. ---- 183086069 ->>183085951 -I mean John Smith ---- 183086253 ->>183085262 (OP) -Jesus fucking christ do any of you watch movies anymore? The beast's superficial qualities are what got him cursed. He judged people by their looks and was arrogant and avaricious himself. Then one day a witch popped by and he spurned her because she was ugly and poor. ---- 183086346 ->>183086021 ->>183086069 -Okay, then we are back to this ->no bong woman can look so beautiful -Ever heard of an English Rose? -https://youtu.be/3tyTXorfFwI [Embed] ---- 183086428 ->>183086253 -That's female behavior kek you don't even have to change his character in order to genderbend him ---- 183086699 ->>183085262 (OP) -They all look like trannies ---- 183086863 ->>183085262 (OP) -twink archetype is the ideal human figure ---- 183086909 ->>183085262 (OP) -John Smith is the most handsome Disney Prince. diff --git a/tv/183085331.txt b/tv/183085331.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9e09961e058c7e89de38271c8f68ba65127938e8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085331.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,53 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085331 -what is the film equivalent of a Little Caesar’s Batman Calzony? ---- 183085387 ->>183085331 (OP) -Batman ---- 183085462 ->>183085331 (OP) -That abomination was better than the actual movie ---- 183086505 -I never got to try either calzony. Bring it back. ---- 183086834 ->>183085331 (OP) -A meal? A succulent Gotham meal!? ---- 183086883 ->>183085331 (OP) -10/10 best thread on /tv/ ---- 183086962 ->>183085331 (OP) -The Robert Pattinson Batman movie because both are retarded bullshit ---- 183087009 ->>183086505 -You missed out bro, peak slop that will never be reached again in our time ---- 183087106 ->calzone ->just a folded pizza ->it's somehow supposed to be a new dish ---- 183087192 ->>183085331 (OP) -BRING IT BACK -BRING IT BACK NOW ---- 183087239 ->>183087009 -They brought it back for Batman, they'd better do it again. ->>183087106 -The folded parts are stuffed. ---- 183087262 ->>183085331 (OP) -Little Caesars turned a Batman movie into a pizza. The film equivalent would be to turn pizza into a Batman movie ---- 183087273 ->>183085387 -*the batman ---- 183087298 ->>183085331 (OP) -If I was a kid and mom said we were having pizza tonight then brought that home, I would throw it on the floor and demand tendies ---- 183087312 ->>183087298 ->filtered ---- 183087332 ->>183087312 -Just bring us regular pizza, fuck mom you can’t do anything right ---- 183087395 -Its greatness is under appreciated by fools like you. One can not call themselves a slop connoisseur unless they've eaten five of these. diff --git a/tv/183085350.txt b/tv/183085350.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 886ece9c7fd3af9e69f5821c148d6f92e0e3ee86..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085350.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085350 -Who would direct the movie adaptation? ---- 183086118 ->>183085350 (OP) -Karl Marx and Engels -Also the Jewish nigger Lassalle, who has a niggery look and attitude about him ---- 183086578 ->>183085350 (OP) -I love this game and I don't like communism. haven't done a commie playthrough yet, started with moralism and now onto facism, trying out being a fag in the same playthrough as well, pretty neat. Harry is one of the best protagonists of anything I've ever seen, I think I only like Dale cooper more. ---- 183086881 ->>183085350 (OP) -John Hamm ---- 183086945 ->>183085350 (OP) -Idris elba diff --git a/tv/183085376.txt b/tv/183085376.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7000078bb85a49cf04a61ac3be8fa271e22ee902..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085376.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085376 -Post them ---- 183085730 ->>183085376 (OP) -For me it's Kefka – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor. diff --git a/tv/183085378.txt b/tv/183085378.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3302804996e86fa2ef96bc225e3b4829baaf5310..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085378.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085378 -Why didn't anyone blame her for unleashing the dinosaurs and causing thousands of deaths? ---- 183085408 ->>183085378 (OP) -so this guy could just clone as many lolis as he wanted? ---- 183086052 ->>183085408 -Dinoa are cooler thoughever ---- 183086124 ->>183086052 -id rather a million lolis in my personal jurassic park than dinosaurs which are basically just overgrown turkeys anyway. ---- 183086317 ->>183086124 -But imagine the kino rides ---- 183086399 ->>183085378 (OP) -Because she's cute and has an English accent and there was a Tim Cook lookalike that could be blamed for it all instead. ---- 183086421 ->>183086124 ->thinking with your little penis instead of your soul ---- 183086494 ->>183085408 -its actually strange if you have the technology to do this and dont use it for more stuff. Like why not also have a clone of Brooke Sheilds for example? - -Introducing one cloned loli creates a pretty massive plot hole in the jurassic park canon. They never should have introduced this plot point. ---- 183086550 ->>183085378 (OP) -why are her cheeks red ---- 183086557 ->>183086421 -“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”- Aldhous Huxley ---- 183086637 ->>183086557 -spoken like a man who never had quality pussy. bet his wife was ugly as shit. - ->>183086421 -cunny is the manifestation of the human soul. ---- 183086669 -Fucking cunt, I'd smack the shit out her. ---- 183086690 ->>183085378 (OP) -Stick that sweet little finger up my asshole young lady. Now pull me off. ---- 183086798 -she was just a child. -the true villain was malcolm all along. -He was the reason the poachers went to the island and not proffesional guys from the government that put the animals back in safe captivity. -Another fucking stupid piece of shit are owen and claire for letting blue and her daughter free and NOT capturing them at the end of the third movie. Imagine, highly intelligent killing machines doing the mourning gecko in the wilderness, what could possibly go wrong? ---- 183087159 ->>183086550 -Young + female + white diff --git a/tv/183085386.txt b/tv/183085386.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 00cf3a724606cd60d89f7f6aba32dc47211392b4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085386.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,20 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085386 ->Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by theoretical physicists and not Japanese-bombing cocksuckers like Oppenheimer, he should be in fuckin' jail. ---- 183086684 ->>183085386 (OP) -Lol ---- 183086757 -he was gay Oppenheimer? ---- 183086843 -that fuckin’ Animal Truman with no provocation whatsoever! ---- 183086905 ->>183086843 -The bomb... Whatever happened there... ---- 183086949 ->>183085386 (OP) ->Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent atomic explosions, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not weepy fucking cretins who compare themselves to Hindu deities, he should fuckin die ---- 183087034 ->ARS?! ---- 183087282 ->They taught you about Hiroshima? .... But that's crazy, that's all nonsense.... That's nothing but a racket for the gooks. diff --git a/tv/183085391.txt b/tv/183085391.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b7bb1bd9ee8d65676243a91c3bf5f565c2bafd8f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085391.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085391 ->Jar Jar's the key to all this, says Lucas ->Hardly any scenes in Episode II ->Zero scenes in Episode III ---- 183085442 ->>183085391 (OP) ->george casts the most obvious bait ->retards just keep biting ---- 183085586 -Ahmed Best says Jar-jar was intended to have a much larger role in episodes II and III but those moments were cut so we don't know the full scope of Jar Jar's legacy as it could have been told. There are even some aspects of the Darth Jar Jar theory that may have some validity to them. ---- 183085611 ->>183085586 -Darth Jar Jar? Wtf, the guy was an idiot ---- 183085616 ->>183085391 (OP) -Whether or not he was originally going to be Palpatine's mentor, he made Palpatine the emperor. ---- 183085630 ->>183085586 ->Darth Jar Jar theory -Most reddit thing to ever hit the internet ---- 183085644 ->>183085611 -there is one scene where jarjar and palpatine walk away talking about something, darth jar jar comes from that one scene ---- 183085725 ->>183085616 -By doing what ---- 183085815 ->>183085725 -by speechifying ---- 183085928 ->Ani! Ani! Meesa go commit sodoku now! ---- 183086056 -Ooops, sorry my bad, Jar Jar was at Padme's funeral in one shot ---- 183086257 ->>183085725 -he passes a speech check that made people vote palpatine to have "emergency powers" if this didn't happen he likely wouldn't have became emporer ---- 183087325 -he was talking about the tone of the movie- getting Jar Jar right was the key to the tone of Episode 1, since outright comedy like that wasn't something they had done as much of in the original trilogy. - -which makes sense, because he didn't get Jar Jar right, and the movie's tone is all over the place - -"Jar Jar is the key to all of this" is him saying "if Jar Jar isn't done right this movie will be shit" diff --git a/tv/183085404.txt b/tv/183085404.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 64f52c0b0615e68e78c771413536904f5dc6b7b1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085404.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085404 ->anime can't be kin... ---- 183085441 -this shit fucking sucks ---- 183086642 ->>183085404 (OP) -At least post the scenes with the nip music and the parade ---- 183086760 ->>183085404 (OP) -this kind of anime doesn't exist anymore. nowadays it's all moe trash and isekai garbage. diff --git a/tv/183085440.txt b/tv/183085440.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bd0b8eb63e47aafe7767f2e0aadb6654119fc3a8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085440.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085440 -ITT movies and shows that you you've never seen and when you tell someone they say "omg you HAVEN'T seen that?! You just HAVE to watch it!" but you're never going to watch it and don't care. ---- 183086164 ->>183085440 (OP) -Euphoria ---- 183086224 ->>183085440 (OP) -You just HAVE to watch it really ---- 183086318 -> not seeing breaking bad -Fuck off you fucking, fucker fuck yourself with a fucking fucker, fuck you fucko ---- 183086427 ->>183085440 (OP) -Game of thrones. I don’t like medieval settings and I really hate anything with magic spells and dragons and shit like that. I just don’t care ---- 183086486 ->>183086427 -Like oh no the ice monsters are coming to kill the king and queen! If only someone cast a magic spell to make the dragons come and shoot fire breath and melt the ice monsters! And yet everyone acts like it’s the mature show for grown ups only. How can anyone even give a shit when it’s so silly ---- 183086633 ->>183086486 -Oh but character can die unexpectedly which makes it peak kino and very adult. Oh yes because the walking dead with the same gimmick was so engaging. Killing off characters to make up for a lack of any actual plot development that matters ---- 183086766 -Mid tier thread ---- 183086791 ->>183086486 -Durr no no they’re not called ice monsters they’re called frost giants, which means they should be taken much more seriously ---- 183086932 -Breaking Bad is one yeah. I don't regret having watched it but wouldn't recommend it to most. Like all long-running series it's got substance for 10 episodes stretched over 40. ---- 183086944 ->>183086791 -I can’t wait to see the epic sword fight between the corrupt evil king and the rightful heir to the throne! They win the throne and also the strongest dragon in all the lands, and they can fly around on the dragon to the land of magic ---- 183087205 ->>183086944 -The dark wizard has raised the evil knight in the ways of the forbidden magics. Now he will wield the sword of fragmented souls to claim the kingdom for his own, unless a scrappy young soldier with a heart of gold can conjure up a spell to summon the dragon of the mist to stop him in time! ---- 183087247 -The Wire ---- 183087285 ->>183086766 -fr fr no bussin here no cap, ---- 183087404 ->>183087205 -The queen has worn a disguise to see how life is among the peasants, and she is surprised at how they struggle. And she has fallen in love with a handsome and strong blacksmith, but their love can never be because it’s forbidden by royal law for a commoner to marry a queen. But all of this gets upset when the rival kingdom invades and starts slaughtering the villagers! The invaders think the queen has escaped but now she must permanently hide with the peasants. Will she reveal her secret to her lover with a heart of gold? diff --git a/tv/183085482.txt b/tv/183085482.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9be72df14ec2a6e4ce6b2c8d10e810eb037a71a0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085482.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,18 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085482 ->why didn’t you see clerks 3 and shit, anon? ->I thought you loved me and shit ->why anon, why and shit? ---- 183086112 ->>183085482 (OP) -I did see it kev. Me and my stoner friends jumped in the toyota drove from upper westchester to jersey just to see it. We ate a mushroom bar and smoked some weed and had a good time. - -Fuck these pussies these are same ass wipe shit heads who got their teeth kicked in at the end of jay and silent bob but middle aged and balding with no pussy just wet naps. - -BONG! and snoogins ---- 183086287 ->>183086112 ->thanks and shit ---- 183087341 ->>183085482 (OP) -I did watch it, despite my desire not to. It was bad.poorly written, poorly thought out, and Poorly executed. It's sad to see this bad of an ending. diff --git a/tv/183085513.txt b/tv/183085513.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5c752f0adedd7f3452724d5f5fd434c173e8c1a1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085513.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085513 -the prequels are still fucking garbage. they'll always be part of star wars. but they ruined a lot of things. they are awful movies. ---- 183085531 -Better than Nu Wars. ---- 183085536 -Revenge of the Sith is the only good star wars movie ---- 183085551 ->>183085513 (OP) -Keep acting cute wit me boi I definitely drop my nuts in yo mouth nigga ---- 183085583 -midichlorians ---- 183085591 ->>183085536 -hate that i live in a world where a post like yours isn't automatically considered bait ---- 183085679 ->>183085591 -Cope ---- 183085757 ->>183085513 (OP) -ruined a few things. - -but added more good than bad. net positive. the same cannot be said for those faggy disney movies. ---- 183085892 ->>183085513 (OP) -it's god's way of telling you that you've outgrown children's movies ---- 183086108 -They are more like a summary of events one would find in a sourcebook rather than an attempt at the adventurous cinema found in the original trilogy, that is, we don't have the same audio cues telling the audience when something is heroic or when to cheer, it is more grounded in that things happen, there are shades of gray, and no one is absolutely right or morally justified, mirroring real world history and politics to some extent. Even the Gungans and Toydarians can be an allegory for ---- 183086172 ->>183085757 ->added more good than bad ---- 183086405 ->>183085513 (OP) -The Prequels vs Sequels argument boils down to how the commercialization of the films were handled. -The Prequels are arguably worse movies with terrible CGI, shitty execution but chalked full of funny meme elements. On top of that Prequel era commercialization wasn't anywhere near as annoying as Sequel shit on top of actually producing the best Star Wars media in the franchise(games, books, cartoons). -The Sequels are more competent, safer, okay acted but soulless husks of films that felt engineered to milk Star Warsfags wallets. The commercialization has made me more closely associate the brand with shit like Pepsi and Coca-Cola than fun space operas. ---- 183086776 ->>183085513 (OP) ->Tfw I saw faggots reminiscing the fight scenes of Star Wars prequels in youtube -It's painful ---- 183086862 -George likes the prequels more the the OT therefore they're factually better ---- 183086922 ->>183086776 -when someone told me unironically their favorite fight was the meaningless flipfest that is the yoda/dooku fight while telling me the obi wan/vader fight from ANH is the worst thing ever i knew i was surrounded by dumb goys who don't actually understand storytelling ---- 183086970 -last jedi is still better than anything ---- 183087296 -I watched all of Andor in a day. I didnt realize post-disney star wars could be legitimately kino. ---- 183087334 -fat alcoholic diff --git a/tv/183085565.txt b/tv/183085565.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a6b6726ff7df0c8ce8d9e412f9a7b162e3f82e31..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085565.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085565 -Part 3 has the perfect amount of sleaze ---- 183085655 ->>183085565 (OP) ->Part 3 has the perfect amount of sleaze -This. Also ->Jaime Pressly has the perfect amount of ass ---- 183085893 ->>183085655 -Peak Jaime Pressly ---- 183086457 ->>183085565 (OP) -Why do they always have to be blurry? ---- 183086572 ->>183086457 -the jews want us to suffer ---- 183086990 ->>183086457 -she participated in unprotected threesomes in NXVIM ---- 183087385 -moar diff --git a/tv/183085627.txt b/tv/183085627.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9080c632120be6bab0b0358f17047011e6fe22cc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085627.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085627 -Can his life really be summarized for a wikipedia infobox? ---- 183086191 ->>183085627 (OP) -idk never heard about him diff --git a/tv/183085658.txt b/tv/183085658.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1578f020a78f0afd7224afb318d1287e3bb3d567..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085658.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085658 -Episode must have been insane ---- 183085897 -What episode? I think that might be just from magazine photos or something? ---- 183086622 ->>183085897 -yeah i don't remember either show having an episode in the arizona desert ---- 183086650 ->>183086622 -It was a crossover with Brisco County Jr diff --git a/tv/183085670.txt b/tv/183085670.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8bfc169d48ac0fb9b5a2c16021d860a871be72c0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085670.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085670 -. ---- 183085775 ->>183085670 (OP) -anon there's a very high quality TS around... ---- 183086034 ->>183085670 (OP) ->when you push the Gamesmaster too far ---- 183086133 ->>183085670 (OP) -The more SOUL that I remember from Marvel in a long time. ---- 183086978 ->>183085775 -it's funnier when it's low quality diff --git a/tv/183085704.txt b/tv/183085704.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9d9aa58b2e23256f9baa7cabd51a529b720c58d4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085704.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085704 -Holy shit what a fucking borefest. - -"We have to le-save the world !!" for two and a half hours while the plot barely progresses. ---- 183085712 ->>183085704 (OP) -I have no energy to watch this. ---- 183085776 ->>183085704 (OP) -This movie isn't just artistically and aesthetically trash (which it is) but it is also more than that. -It is, quite literally, satanic propaganda. -https://youtu.be/7kJytiN4f8s [Embed] ---- 183085804 ->>183085704 (OP) -It's very good for like close to 2 hours but then it goes in to slow motion drag for the rest of the movie ---- 183085929 ->>183085704 (OP) -They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. -The media is openly, brazenly satanic, and yet they call you crazy if you notice it. It is a way of wearing you down spiritually and psychologically. -https://youtu.be/0SbFzvTKTzM [Embed] ---- 183086050 -This guy is just a schizo Protestantcuck who probably didn't even convert properly. -Bringing all his confused delusions to the "Orthodox" faith. ---- 183086137 ->>183086050 -yeah sure anon, that explains why he has several Orthodox priests who support his work ---- 183086194 ->>183085704 (OP) -racist white supremacy movie, no diversity at all ---- 183086275 ->>183086137 -I'm talking about you, the poster. -Also name the priests, there's only one who consistently showed next to him and that guy posts alt-right shit all the time. ---- 183086321 -Jay Dyer is someone the best Orthodox apologetes tell you to stay away from like Parry Robinson, he's banned pretty much in every single public Orthodox space and almost every single priest in America tells you to stay away from him. ---- 183086387 ->this moobie was soooo boring I decided to start a thread on 4channel to tell my friends ---- 183086440 ->>183086275 ->Also name the priests -Fr. Spyridon Bailey -Fr. Peter Heers, this one >>183085776 -Fr. Josiah Trenham -Fr. Mikhael don't know his last name -Dr. Deacon Ananias who is also a professor of philosophy -Fr. Vladimir Kaydanov -https://youtu.be/ZtlaqnLsVoU [Embed] ---- 183086498 ->>183086321 -only the liberal priests who support the covid "vaccine" have a problem with Jay Dyer ---- 183087291 ->>183085776 -WTF I love it now diff --git a/tv/183085720.txt b/tv/183085720.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1f782c6a2d5460aceea5cb3988a7f95668a8c458..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085720.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085720 -Wheres the best place to start watching TNG? At the beginning? Or is it more advisable to start watching from a later point? ---- 183085758 ->>183085720 (OP) -https://www.letswatchstartrek.com/tng-episode-guide/ ---- 183085843 ->>183085720 (OP) -i watched from the begining and enjoyed it, some people say skip season 1 because its mediocre and they dont get theyre footing till season 2. ---- 183085847 ->>183085720 (OP) -If you really want to watch it, watch the whole goddamn thing from the start. -The start isn't that great but it's essential to the whole experience nontheless. ---- 183086471 -the first two seasons of every 90s star trek show is straight up shit ---- 183086487 -imagine being such a low IQ consumer, that you have to ask advice on how to watch something. ---- 183086502 ->>183085720 (OP) -season 1 ep 1 of tos ---- 183086692 ->>183085758 -I disagree with a lot of those ratings though. ---- 183087235 ->>183085720 (OP) -go mix some bleach and ammonia you fucking idiot diff --git a/tv/183085733.txt b/tv/183085733.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 982ce4c7fc4424b40ae12aade860b8880653b9ee..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085733.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085733 -The movie that broke a generation ---- 183086209 ->>183085733 (OP) ->causes trannies to seethe to the point of committing terrorism -Based ---- 183086241 ->>183085733 (OP) -as if you wouldnt celebrate if it was dropped by a decade or so. ---- 183086389 ->>183085733 (OP) -Bioleninist hordes seething, you love to see it ---- 183087073 ->>183085733 (OP) -christian faggot diff --git a/tv/183085748.txt b/tv/183085748.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ad6e74fc8c0e57f58fa691323bed2b60fd6caa53..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085748.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085748 -I am 32 years young and I have never enjoyed a Mel Brooks movie ---- 183085854 ->>183085748 (OP) -Mel Kaminsky. - -We don't use their fake names here, on this board. This is a white nationalist board now. ---- 183085896 ->>183085854 -Wait a second, you're telling me Mel Brooks is Jewish? ---- 183085919 -Young Frankenstein is kino ---- 183086019 ->>183085748 (OP) -congrats on having shit taste faggot ---- 183086097 ->>183086019 -no lie, but this was probably my favorite comedy film as a kid i watched like every other day it seemed like when i was between like 9-13. this naked gun, top secret, loaded weapon 1, hot shots damn i miss a good spoof movie ---- 183086116 ->>183085896 -bros...say it ain't so... ---- 183086128 ->>183085748 (OP) -Why do people hate on Dracula dead and loving it? I think it’s quite funny ---- 183086148 ->>183085896 -I'm afraid so. He wanted to torture the children in your family and eat their flesh. ---- 183086456 ->>183085748 (OP) -All his films ain't funny ---- 183086479 ->>183085748 (OP) -fucking antisemite ---- 183086552 ->>183085919 -As is Blazing Saddles ---- 183086614 ->>183085896 -It’s always the ones you least expect. ---- 183086649 ->>183085748 (OP) -That means you have decent taste, that disgusting kike has never put out anything good diff --git a/tv/183085824.txt b/tv/183085824.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7bdf7e6981c5c7bc5891337fafdcbdb516be43c8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085824.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,27 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085824 -Rec me some horror/suspense movies as good or better than this pls -I want to get spooked, but nothing with jumpscares ---- 183086612 ->THREE TICKETS FOR ME, MY WIFE AND MY WIFE’S SON FOR THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE ONIONS LATTE TO GO WITH THAT. ---- 183086655 ->>183085824 (OP) -the Exorcist ---- 183086663 -Sinister ---- 183086720 -Nobody can, it's the best horror movie of the last 20 years and anything else that could be recommended is already such a classic that you've heard of it by now. . ---- 183086797 -Jacob's Ladder -In the mouth of madness -Seven ---- 183086897 ->>183086612 ->being this butthurt because someone likes a movie you dont like -if you dont like the movie why are you here miserable faggot - -i loved that movie dont know anything that compares. i liked inside the martyrs but i dont think they are like hereditary its more gore shock ---- 183087253 ->>183085824 (OP) -good job op you got this guy >>183086612 - so triggered he made a thread about it >>183086460 → diff --git a/tv/183085828.txt b/tv/183085828.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1f457950acc06a21256f79ef23414584a3784763..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085828.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085828 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgUUO9Ztd0 [Embed] - -How can Nicolas Cage even compete? ---- 183086416 -this extremely generic trailer using an orchestral cover of a pop song made me cringe something awful ---- 183086488 ->>183085828 (OP) ->black doctor -Lol I'm ok ---- 183086541 ->>183086488 ->black doctor -It was extremely popular back then for black women doctors too ---- 183086585 ->>183085828 (OP) -It'll be better for sure, but still looks rather mediocre. Eggers will save vampire genre. ---- 183086596 ->>183086488 -yeah, having blacks in the movie kind of ruins it. Same thing happened with The Batman. Would be nice to just get a movie with white people or even mexicans. diff --git a/tv/183085835.txt b/tv/183085835.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d1b812840261269be12e14f9114513ba541f4735..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085835.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,32 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085835 -Is the Joker from The Dark Knight right or wrong about human nature? ---- 183085873 -why so sneerius ---- 183085917 ->>183085835 (OP) -Heath Edger the edgiest Joker ever. ---- 183085966 ->>183085835 (OP) -No and anybody that takes a comic book villain seriously should be pronounced mentally disabled and put in a home. ---- 183086047 ->>183085835 (OP) -He's right ---- 183086301 -Joker from the Dark Knight was too philosophical and he wouldn't be able to handle an actual madman like Jared Leto ---- 183086492 ->>183085835 (OP) -He's literally me ---- 183087007 ->>183086301 -HUNKA HUNKA ---- 183087144 ->>183086301 -Well all Leto's Joker would have to do would be to carry some cum filled condoms to flail around. That would demoralise any opponent, Joker or no. But I guess he'd run out of cumdoms eventually. ---- 183087359 ->>183087144 -I masturbate 8 times a day, but if I had to I could probably go for 20, maybe 30 if given some zinc supplements. ---- 183087368 ->>183086301 ->When Leto Joker starts using his Joker voice -I'm fucking scared you guys diff --git a/tv/183085853.txt b/tv/183085853.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d7ecd7351d4c13627425111f2e2346ecca40f59c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085853.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085853 -was K having an AI girlfriend admirable or pathetic? ---- 183086376 ->>183085853 (OP) -Neither. Especially since we’re all gonna get AI GFs. Not sure why so many people believe women will freak out about it though. Since they’ll have access to AI BFs and it cuts off the incel types they hate, leaving “Chad” way more accessible. ---- 183086433 -He was not a real human and was alienated from real humans so he had a nonhuman gf. Not much to read into here, movie majors. ---- 183086561 ->>183085853 (OP) -His only other options were his bitchy milf boss, the crazy psycho replicant, or the literal skank prostitute. He chose correctly. ---- 183086782 ->>183086376 -I think the issue has to do with the sex dynamics each side has. Men are mostly just looking for support from their partners, with a subsection interested in also supporting them, while for women it's the opposite. - -So an intelligent AI that knows what and how to converse and build a relationship with a self sustaining man is a lot more viable than a woman building a relationship with an AI while still having to maintain her own full independence. This isn't a problem in countries with more gender equality, but those are very few. ---- 183086799 ->>183085853 (OP) -Degenerated ---- 183086818 -Neither. It was only human. ---- 183086869 ->>183085853 (OP) -it was incongruent with the story. goose could have had a replicant gf like the rock did with the one eyed lady. ---- 183086895 ->>183085853 (OP) -Well, he was a bot himself. ---- 183086935 ->>183085853 (OP) -Pathetic and relatable. Nobody has a waifu as their first preference. diff --git a/tv/183085898.txt b/tv/183085898.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 14f1c55a276c41326774e8b3627b4dd5e8f70d4d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085898.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085898 -Was Hurt Locker actually a based film? ---- 183086024 ->>183085898 (OP) -Just more iraq war propaganda ---- 183086109 ->>183086024 ->war bad ->but actually saying war bad is war good ---- 183086366 ->>183085898 (OP) -It was about giving all your money to the Cheney family ---- 183086424 ->>183085898 (OP) -So many people got their brains and dicks destroyed for nothing, it's like Trump said, they didn't take the oil. ---- 183086769 ->>183085898 (OP) -No, it was total unrealistic bullshit and has nothing to do with reality. You would think they would do research on specialist roles but they don't. It is a total piece of shit that doesn't deserve the credit it gets. Fuck it. >>183086024 -nailed it. ---- 183086805 ->>183085898 (OP) -loosely based on real events yes diff --git a/tv/183085907.txt b/tv/183085907.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a52e91380eff60674b3e01df4cb51b6f25180f07..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085907.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,83 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085907 ->race hustling black guy is actually a gay liar and has a sense of humor about it -Why were race relations in the 90s so comfy? ---- 183085992 ->>183085907 (OP) -Occupy Wall Street hadn't happened yet. The Rothschild's weren't scared by it and hadn't ordered their minions in the media to racially balkanize America and turn class struggle into race struggle. ---- 183086104 ->>183085907 (OP) -What's a nubian? ---- 183086147 ->>183085992 ---- 183086214 ->>183085907 (OP) -Racism was solved by the 90s but a certain tribe didn't like that since it gave them less control ---- 183086228 ->>183085907 (OP) -There's no boogers in it sir ---- 183086252 ->>183085907 (OP) ->>183086214 ->Why were race relations in the 90s so comfy? ->Racism was solved by the 90s ->this is what Based Boys actually believe ---- 183086362 ->>183086214 ->>183086252 ->rodney king and oj proved race relations were solved -Big tink ---- 183086422 ->>183085992 -I think we're finally seeing the unraveling of this paradigm. No one trusts corporate media anymore and Elon buying Twitter has been a big win against social media censorship. The "racist" label also seems to hold a lot less weight than it did during the rise of modern wokeism. They don't even bother calling Trump a racist anymore, the dead horse has been beaten for so long that everyone's getting numb to it. ---- 183086442 ->>183085907 (OP) ->Why were race relations in the 90s so comfy? -Crown Heights and LA riots, OJ trial - ->>183085992 -The military was desegregated in 1948. ---- 183086519 ->>183086422 ->They don't even bother calling Trump a racist anymore -No shit, that's like saying grass is green. There's no point in saying it. ---- 183086577 ->>183086362 ->Rodney got beat up ->OJ got away with murder -It was a fair trade ---- 183086583 ->>183086362 ->>183086442 -OP is a zoomer who wasn't alive in the 90s. The 90s was a terrible decade for race relations. It was a step down from the 80s. That's not to say the 90s wasn't a great decade for other reasons, but race relations were terrible in the 90s. ---- 183086639 ->>183086519 -cope and seethe leftoid ---- 183086680 ->>183086583 ->OP is a zoomer who wasn't alive in the 90s. The 90s was a terrible decade for race relations. -ironically this ---- 183086817 ->>183086680 -The point is you could still make jokes like OP in movies and have zero backlash. If Chasing Amy came out today that black actor would get lambasted as a sellout coon and cancelled. ---- 183086842 ->>183085907 (OP) -It's interesting cause nowadays the obsession with 'diversity' and 'inclusion' often ends up feeling forced, whereas back then there were plenty of popular TV shows with black characters, not to mention black sitcoms where most/all of the main characters were black, and it almost never comes off as pandering. -Forced diversity isn't an entirely new concept (see: 80s cartoons where there had to be a white boy, a girl, a black kid, an Asian, a disabled kid, etc) but it seems to have come back 100x stronger ---- 183086915 ->>183086817 -That has more to do with political correctness than with race relations. Political correctness was on the rise in the 90s though. Conservatives used "politically correct" back then the way they use "woke" now. ---- 183087119 ->>183086915 -Also economics. The 90s were a boom time and everyone seemed a lot more relaxed, even about sensitive issues and you could make jokes about them. Now there's such a sanctimonious seriousness around every cultural issue, "you MUST believe X or you're fucking EVIL". Like the race swapped Little Mermaid actress doesn't have a hint of self-awareness or humor about this situation, the news is just about all the irredeemable, horrible racists who have even the slightest problem with her casting. ---- 183087120 ->>183086817 -yes I agree ->>183086915 -fag ---- 183087188 ->>183087119 -True, but what about the Brandy Cinderella that came out in the 90s? I suppose one argument you could make for race relations back then was that no one freaked out over it the way they do now. ---- 183087352 ->>183086104 -I quote this all the time hoping someone will tell me to shut the fuck up diff --git a/tv/183085922.txt b/tv/183085922.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 76fdd6221187e86ee676c8b22bf417a0446c2830..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085922.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085922 ->"You know what, Andre? Just...shut the fuck up" ->*walks out without paying* ->Credits roll ---- 183086341 -there are several points in the movie where this would have been totally believable ---- 183086386 -Hey, it's the professor from Young Sheldon. That was a nice thread we had before by the way, lads. diff --git a/tv/183085954.txt b/tv/183085954.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 083376ee6361796bacfebd9b7c076bab9c2acdc7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183085954.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,233 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183085954 -How did they have suitcases full of artic winter gear when they were going for a weekend trip for a soccer game? ---- 183086500 ->>183085954 (OP) -They didn't. They're all wearing like 4 layers of hoodies and things that aren't meant to be actual winter clothing, and stuffing their jackets with old porno magazines to help insulate them ---- 183086678 ->>183085954 (OP) -Hey, look at all the shit they had on Gilligan's Island, and that was just for a three hour tour. ---- 183087066 -I just want to know how many god damn bullets they found in that cabin, because they've been there for the better part of a year and they somehow still have ammo ---- 183087246 -10>3>5>4>8>1>6>9>2>7 -Any other ranking is fag shit ---- 183087356 ->>183085954 (OP) -This season is meandering, and what what’s with that tame reaction to him finding out his brother is actually alive after 2 months. - -But God damm I want (old or young)Lottie to Dom me and I want hand hold with (young) Nat ---- 183087455 ->>183087066 -There were a lot of bullets they haven't done a lot of shooting and it hasnt been a full year yet ---- 183087521 ->>183087246 -based 10 noticer ---- 183087550 ->>183087356 ->what what’s with that tame reaction to him finding out his brother is actually alive after 2 months. -I truly do not understand this response I've been seeing from so many people. We see him the literal second his brother walks in. It hasn't had a chance to sink in at all yet and it wouldn't be at all strange for him to be in disbelief as his immediate initial reaction in literally the first few seconds of being unexpectedly reunited with him. ---- 183087576 ->>183085954 (OP) -Because this show is written by a woman. ---- 183087617 ->>183085954 (OP) -Who is the cute number 7? ---- 183087779 -people still watch this boring drama? ---- 183087856 ->>183087066 -They mentioned the old owner had a shit ton of bullets. -It's a lazy way to easily handwave ammo scarcity away, but it works so whatever. ---- 183087863 ->>183087779 -I watch it for Frodo and Misty ---- 183087912 ->>183087617 -Some type of drug addict it looks like- not important ---- 183087962 ->>183087066 -I like how Nat can hit anything she shoots at without using the sights. Goddamn Annie Oakley hip-firing a .30-30 leverboi. ---- 183088085 ->>183087962 -To be fair she did somehow manage to miss a gigantic moose that was 3 feet away from her, so she's not exactly hitting mary sue levels of unearned skill ---- 183088162 -Season 2 has sucked. ---- 183088202 ->>183087863 -I watch for BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ ---- 183088213 ->>183088085 -I thought they handwaved the white moose away as a hallucination. It disappeared immediately without a trace. ---- 183088233 ->>183088162 -Damn right it has, too much old person filler (Minus Frodo & Misty), I skip that shit now, I get about 15 minutes of content ---- 183088238 ->>183088162 -I'm enjoying it so far- they've finally started eating people and splitting into factions in the teen timeline, and Misty has her twin and there's pedocop-gate with Shauna and them in the present timeline. So far I'm into it ---- 183088287 ->>183088213 -I thought so too, except then in this week's episode she for sure sees it along with everybody else on the team stuck frozen in the lake, so either they're all having shared group hallucinations, or that was a real moose and she missed it when she tried to shoot it from right in front of her ---- 183088316 ->>183088287 -Ahhh, okay. I just started this episode. ---- 183088391 ->>183087246 ->All have numbers on their jerseys ->Refer to them in standing order instead ---- 183088405 ->>183087246 -Jackie that low. ---- 183088499 -If I watched it would be for she ---- 183088527 ->>183088499 -BUCC'D ---- 183088541 -bros...is over ---- 183088578 ->>183088238 ->pedo-cop -She was only 29 you sick fuck. ---- 183088702 ->>183087246 -Callie>9>7>6>11>2>standards ---- 183088707 ->>183088238 -The mystery box bullshit just seems to be growing out of control. It feels like if Lost were pitched to CW. ---- 183088830 ->>183088541 -They don't serve frog's legs in Japan, right? ---- 183088837 -So the spirit is defiently a wendigo right? ---- 183088905 ->>183088837 -Jesus fucking christ, for the last time there is no wendigo on that is going to appear on this show. There is no such thing as wendigos. ---- 183089002 ->>183088905 -t. wendingo ---- 183089018 -They are straight up just not going to address at all how Javi is very obviously visually 2 years older now, I just know it ---- 183089095 ->>183088541 -So kojima has the same taste as tv right? He was lusting over Sophia lillis in that D&D movie too lol ---- 183089210 ->>183089095 - -dude is not only a huge westerboo hes also a huge coomer,he would fit right in with us ---- 183089550 ->>183087779 -Yeah it has reconnected me with cannablism ---- 183089690 ->>183089210 -It's always so interesting to me because we have tons of examples of Americans who get obsessed with Japanese culture or Japanese people who get obsessed with American culture- fucking nobody is ever obsessed with Canadian culture. There's absolutely no one elsewhere in the world- even in Canada itself probably- that's like "god damn I just love watching canadian movies and tv show- I love all the food they make up there" and just runs around dressing up like Dudley Doo-right and making poor homemade adaptations of poutine while they watch Hockey games at some weird hour because they're not from the same time zone ---- 183089748 ->>183086500 ---- 183089773 ->>183089550 -I'm pretty sure Javi reemerging is going to mean another big shift in the storyline because they're going to have to confront the fact that they can't possibly be alone out there in the wilderness because he must have found other people in order to survive as long as he did ---- 183089834 ->>183089748 -Yeah that's not an actual winter coat she's wearing, it a jacket that's so short it exposes the belly of the person wearing it. It's a novelty jacket that wouldn't actually be effective by itself for protecting anybody from the cold, which is why she's wearing several layers of hoodies and other clothing exactly as I pointed out ---- 183090361 ->>183089834 -Sorry your plothole is so big, my condolences. ---- 183090389 ->>183087617 -My wife. ---- 183090500 ->>183090361 -Again, she's wearing several layers of clothing because that jacket she's wearing as her outer layer would be an inadequate as a cold weather jacket on it's own, and isn't very thick. It would have been packed for fashion because they were meant to be staying in Seattle for around a week and attending an awards ceremony presumably at night time ---- 183090579 ->>183090500 -Please pay more attention to detail while you're writing season 3 ---- 183090640 ->>183090579 -Huh? Are you alright? ---- 183090807 ->>183090640 -SHILL STATUS: EXPOSED ---- 183090831 ->>183089690 -Canada is more like the northern US than the northern US is like the southern US. -We haven't had culture in 30 years since we started replacing 1% of our population every year, compounded. ---- 183091162 -yummy! ---- 183091243 ->>183091162 - -shes so hot,her bugeyes adds to her charm ---- 183091291 ->>183085954 (OP) ->>183088162 -Bros my wife was so scared of the elongated face meme ghost they put in episode 3, she hasn't stopped bringing it up ---- 183091526 ->>183091162 ->yummy! -Who do you think you're kidding here? She'd been dead and frozen for over two months, we all know there's no chance she tasted like anything but chewing on an old catcher's mitt ---- 183091637 -How old is Shauna's bitch daughter supposed to be? 17? How was she drinking at a bar? ---- 183091987 ->>183091637 -Canonically she's supposed to be 16, but I guess presumably she and her friend have fake IDs or they just go to bars that they know don't check or something- but yeah, she's supposed to be a kid in high school ---- 183092063 -season 1 was terminal woman brain pablum. is season 2 any better? ---- 183092124 ->>183092063 -Yes ---- 183092220 -Why is the tranny a devout Christian in this show? ---- 183092278 ->>183087246 -The characters have names retard ---- 183092329 ->>183092278 -Like a solid 1/3 of the characters in that picture legitimately do not have names ---- 183092343 ->>183092124 -soft kitty -sleepy kitty -little ball of fur ---- 183092399 ->>183092124 ->>183092343 -He seems nice until you remember he totally got hit in the head in an industrial accident and got brain damage and that's why he's like that ---- 183092462 ->>183092399 -that story is bullshit like him dropping his "mom" at the nursery ---- 183092708 ->>183092462 -No way. I definitely don't trust him in general, but I believe he was really being truthful about that. He hit is head and it made a metal sound! - -Plus, there's an increasingly running theme about male romantic partners on this show being presumed to be suspicious that end up just legitimately being earnest but albeit maybe a tad naive- e.g. Adam, and Jeff. He seems nutty, but not necessarily malicious ---- 183092879 ->>183092708 -so far i don't think he's evil, but do suspect there'll be some reveal as to why he's getting involved with misty ---- 183093207 ->>183092879 -She's gonna get hit with that hobbit dick and she's not gonna know what to do anymore ---- 183093552 ->>183087617 -watch Prospect ---- 183094264 ->>183089773 -Javi has been living in their walls ---- 183094317 ->>183088541 - -So she's starring in the Fallout show? -Is it going to be good? - ->Amazon Original ->Cpt Marvel writer is showrunner - -Nope ---- 183094335 ->>183094264 -He's been pooping in their pee buckets ---- 183094408 ->>183094335 -He's been stealing their bear meat ---- 183094416 ->>183094335 -He's been drinking their pee buckets, the fellas have been peeing outside cause their dudes so it is pure unfiltered yellowjakcet piss diff --git a/tv/183086012.txt b/tv/183086012.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f09a9bfcad7aacdd9ebc340b75e0eb7e05976b1c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086012.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,19 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086012 -Was she like the sole witness to him accidentally killing a man with his car? I just don't understand it. ---- 183086165 ->>183086012 (OP) -low skill architecture ---- 183086204 -Alt comedy guys are usually betas that can’t get chicks ---- 183086582 ->>183086012 (OP) -dont act like you wouldnt fuck Aidy Bryant if given the chance! ---- 183086687 ->>183086582 -Whenever you see pictures of them together he always seems to treat her like he truly believes he struck gold and is smug about it that nobody else is as lucky as he is ---- 183086845 -certain fat girls can suck the chrome off a doorknob... ---- 183086911 ->>183086012 (OP) -WOULD diff --git a/tv/183086063.txt b/tv/183086063.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4f0dd9b3d34612750808bef5307d670d37857eda..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086063.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,124 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086063 -https://www.ad.nl/binnenland/19-jarige-stagiaire-ontslagen-vanwege-relatie-met-gevangene~aa4d76a0/ - ->father is a guard in prison ->daughter studies social work or something related ->he sets her up with an internship doing social work at the prison ->she's fired over giving oral sex to an inmate during counseling - -Who would play her in the Hollywood blockbuster? ---- 183086081 -Another similar story. Cast her as well. ---- 183086299 -The majority of women working in prisons, counselling or social work for criminals or "troubled teens" and criminal defence attorneys are like this. - -Normal women wouldn't want to work in a grimey , depressing environment around scummy people like prisoners and criminals unless they have a sexual fetish for criminals. - -There's a news story like this every week. -Basically the only women who apply for these jobs are ones who want to be around criminals and get turned on by it. - -If you're dating a woman who either has a job or expresses interest in having a job where she's going to work around criminals or "troubled teens" , probably best to look elsewhere. ---- 183086334 ->>183086063 (OP) -why the fuck do you people get mad when you find out that women do sexual things ? They get horny just like guys do. Just because they don't do it to YOU doesn't mean it's not true. ---- 183086368 ->>183086299 -Why not just allow it? Just have two counselors and only allow one of them to have sex with a specific inmate so the other can still receive unbiased counsel. ---- 183086478 ->>183086081 -how the fuck does a prisoner have fucking snapchat ---- 183086521 ->>183086063 (OP) -damn even prisoners get action, the fuck am i doing wrong? ---- 183086590 ->>183086063 (OP) -nice tummy ---- 183086597 ->>183086063 (OP) -gets study aids ---- 183086673 ->>183086478 -you can buy a phone easily ---- 183086679 ->>183086478 -Europe. We treat our prisoners much better than our old people. Prisons are four star hotels. With full medical service, psychologists, classes, and of course televisions, video games, and internet. ---- 183086685 ->>183086063 (OP) -Some whore ---- 183086689 ->>183086521 -Well, what are you doing? ---- 183086718 ->>183086334 -Few care that they are horny. most care because they get off on criminal scum. Because they do that these women need to be shamed ---- 183086742 ->>183086299 -my sister brought in a bf, who turned out to be a career criminal using a false identity as an army guy (his father was a career military, so he knew the spiel). she's a psychology major, wanted to work with ptsd military. gaslighted me when i exposed him to the rest of the family, broke up eventually, when it became apparent he had 2-3 side chicks. on the upside, picked up a new hobby, i've been going to a shooting range with my dad since then. - -greetings from kazakhstan. ---- 183086745 ->>183086063 (OP) ->television and film ---- 183086779 ->>183086368 -I like the way you think, Anon. Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to dust off my resume... ---- 183086823 ->>183086334 ->They get horny just like guys do. ->just like guys -Wrong. Show me a female who would purchase a box of shit-cookies from her favorite e-guy. Never happened. Never will. Girls might get horny, but they'll never get horny like guys do. ---- 183086830 ->>183086742 -Yeehaw brother. Yeehaw. Fucker better stay away from your sister's pussy. That belongs to you and your dad. ---- 183086846 ->>183086830 -damn right ---- 183086867 ->>183086830 -NTA but you've got brain problems fren ---- 183086908 ->>183086742 ->gaslighted me ---- 183086950 ->>183086745 -Yeah? Cast her in her inevitable kinoflick. ---- 183086981 -@183086823 ->Show me a female who would purchase a box of shit-cookies from her favorite e-guy -Literally spend five minutes in /vt/ retard, don't tell me you unironically actually believe women don't simp for e-boys as hard as males do ---- 183087049 ->>183086334 -The problem is when they're put in a position of responsibility. Shit, my mother's a college professor and she was saying once how she and another female professor decided to give an A to some student because he was handsome and she was fucking laughing about it. This is why women shouldn't be allowed to have any sort of authority ---- 183087096 ->>183086689 -Ive got money, a nice car, 5'10 and physically fit. -almost 30 and never got lucky like that, without alcohol i mean, maybe im just ugly ---- 183087156 ->>183087096 ->5'10 ---- 183087166 ->>183086823 ->he never had a girl pay for his drinks ---- 183087194 ->>183086063 (OP) -*Hits pipe* ---- 183087209 ->>183087096 ->5'10 -might as well start taking hrt already since you're already a failed male ---- 183087231 ->>183086063 (OP) -that's not her right? ---- 183087267 ->>183087231 -It's not, that's Janet Guzman ---- 183087297 ->>183087096 ->When will manlets learn? ---- 183087308 ->>183086063 (OP) -Built for BBC ---- 183087367 ->>183087096 ->5'10 diff --git a/tv/183086091.txt b/tv/183086091.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f993cbcc6f0aee31a824efad10634066b106534c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086091.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,19 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086091 ->Sexy redhead aussie goes to movie and tv con in goldcoast ->Boba/Jango/Clones Temuera sees her shirt ->Signs his name on her shirt where her boobas are without asking ->She loves it - - -https://www.instagram.com/p/CrHHgQwgubS/ ---- 183086286 ->>183086091 (OP) -but how can we believe her ? I can claim that Julia Butters signed my boxers on instagram too ---- 183086414 ->>183086091 (OP) -it's the only part of the shirt that isnt the same ccolor as the marker. -this is such a non issue ---- 183087117 ->>183086091 (OP) -Imagine making a cute girl this happy diff --git a/tv/183086098.txt b/tv/183086098.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a900c025a70f1a897a08d49d9ca1b0f966ce2106..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086098.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,107 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086098 -They took this from us ---- 183086117 -Kimmy best girl ---- 183086130 ->>183086098 (OP) -They had to end it after Bob Saget raped and murdered a girl ---- 183086131 ->>183086117 -I agree ---- 183086179 -Everywhere you look (everywhere you look) there's a shart (there's a shart) a cord to hang on to ---- 183086198 -the fuck are you talking about? it was on for 8 seasons and the kids were all practically adults by the time it ended. it was a show about a single dad raising young kids with the help of his two friends and it didn't make sense to continue it when the kids were finished being raised ---- 183086210 ->>183086098 (OP) -If this show premiered fresh today, you'd call it (((degenerate))), emasculating propaganda because the only character that wasn't a swishy sissy was the one that looks the least white. ---- 183086251 ->>183086210 -I wood?? ---- 183086289 ->>183086098 (OP) -inb4 this becomes a Jodie Sweetin thread ---- 183086304 ->>183086210 -Did you see Fuller House? Holy rectal woodshards ---- 183086339 ->>183086251 -Literally my face when I found out that Alanis Morissette's song You Oughta Know is about him ---- 183086391 ->>183086098 (OP) -Is that neighborhood still nice? I hope it is. ---- 183086411 ->>183086098 (OP) -took what? go on hippie hill today you'll see the exact same shit ---- 183086430 ->>183086391 -it's filled with pro vax graffiti ---- 183086458 -how much do those houses in the bacckground sell for nowadays ---- 183086467 ->>183086098 (OP) -Three homos raising kids ---- 183086547 -Whatever happened to predictability? ---- 183086591 ->>183086411 ->go on hippie hill today you'll see the exact same shit -More like you'll see human shit, because of all the hobos taking hot shits everywhere. ---- 183086600 ->>183086391 -Imagine cleanfreak Danny Tanner walking through the shit filled streets of modern san francisco ---- 183086640 ->>183086547 -The milk man, the paper boy, and evening/tv/ ---- 183086812 ->>183086391 -https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Lower-Pacific-Heights_San-Francisco_CA/sby-6 ---- 183086852 ->>183086640 -Having cheap fresh milk delivered does sound pretty kino ---- 183086853 ->>183086098 (OP) -took what? the show exists. Also I visited San Francisco last year and I went to that spot and took a nap. Was nice. ---- 183086875 ->>183086391 -No joke, the founder of Cashapp was recently stabbed to death by a group of black men on that very same street. ---- 183086877 ->>183086812 ->https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Lower-Pacific-Heights_San-Francisco_CA/sby-6 -Oh it's like an insanely fancy high priced neighborhood. Like the average starting price for those houses is over $1 million ---- 183086907 ->>183086130 -What a freak! ---- 183086928 ->>183086640 -All I see is Ben Shapiro in a dress. ---- 183086955 ->>183086875 -no he wasn't/ He was killed by someone he knew who also worked in tech. ---- 183087000 ->>183086955 -What's his history? ---- 183087002 -Who took what from who? ---- 183087008 ->>183086098 (OP) -I live on the top of a park that's sloped just like this, I live in jersey in a primarily white neighborhood. The park is a sweet reminder that the world isn't as fucked or dreary as the internet or media tries to portray, why have annual summer festival, october fest, some weird gaelic gathering, theres always a family in the park or someone playing with a new family or some local guys playing frisbee, a kid training soccer dribbles by himself, prom photos, a granny or granpa taking a infant out for a walk. Dumb teens, or young lovers, one time a group of monks just showed up and sat around. ---- 183087013 ->>183086928 -That's not Brett Cooper. ---- 183087040 ->>183086877 -Yeah, and it's not even the whole house ---- 183087074 ->>183087002 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1VL88Knido&t=41s [Embed] ---- 183087132 ->>183087008 -What happens when a nigger enters your hood? ---- 183087134 ->>183087008 ->I live in jersey in a primarily white neighborhood. ---- 183087170 ->>183086458 -Millions, but you could probably afford an apartment next door if you're in tech. diff --git a/tv/183086119.txt b/tv/183086119.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8c6e989eec290a9f5784d2f035db5edec7a737f5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086119.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086119 -Should they have left Patrick Bateman in Rules of attraction? - -https://youtu.be/SzASWJSeAkE [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183086157.txt b/tv/183086157.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fa1844d956390f7c857b047d7b21ac8d410b2172..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086157.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086157 ->I ALREADY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME ->DIDN'T I, MY DEAR? diff --git a/tv/183086189.txt b/tv/183086189.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 728d9ba7efe32580c58ca4f007cef22cc0f0e457..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086189.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086189 -Let’s be honest, it wasn’t that bad. ---- 183086396 ->>183086189 (OP) -terrible film. turning dracula into a hero, fighting for freedom etc and snyder style dark dull cgi sky to make it more boring - -i understand they wanted an origin story but why turning him into a hero? why not turning him into a brutal impaler who spreads his reign of fear? ---- 183086466 -Utter dogshit in almost every department ---- 183086468 ->>183086396 -They did it because the female audience would respond better, + PG rating. But the truth is that knowing women, they would've simped even more if he was an evil impaler. diff --git a/tv/183086201.txt b/tv/183086201.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 693e998d25c86cd8960da7331d6fd4c812c47a00..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086201.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086201 -which series is the better action kino? ---- 183086248 ->>183086201 (OP) ->natural gas ->toaster ->magazine ---- 183086263 -both are pretty mid teebeeaytch - -camera work and gunplay is better in JW, JB1/2/3 at least have some semblance of plot but the shakycam and I'M ACTING give me a headache ---- 183086265 -John Wick doesn't take itself seriously, so that one. diff --git a/tv/183086260.txt b/tv/183086260.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 59318c832a084bcc5c2130c8d99571d4ae66485e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086260.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086260 ->Romcom trailer ->Woman falls over while trying to walk in high heels ---- 183086297 -i know right. even i, a completely straight male, can walk in high heels. ---- 183086327 ->>183086260 (OP) ->>Woman falls over while trying to walk in high heels -What is Miss Congeniality? -How many points or money do i get? ---- 183086343 ->>183086297 ->completely straight ---- 183086384 ->>183086343 -a misunderstanding. i meant my penis is completely straight while i walk in high heels. ---- 183086435 ->>183086260 (OP) -it do be like that tho ---- 183086477 ->>183086260 (OP) -I have a jar of pickled genitals in my cupboard. The only remains from five homeless children. ---- 183086540 ->>183086477 -Umm... Can someone report this? Thanks. ---- 183087248 ->>183086384 -Up or down? diff --git a/tv/183086276.txt b/tv/183086276.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 157858757b39bca155b24c973fa0867bab757e47..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086276.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086276 -best place to rest my head while I watch an engaging movie or series diff --git a/tv/183086298.txt b/tv/183086298.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d57cec03e85b466b6fc22a8f5be3fab1771661c0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086298.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,119 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086298 -This was the coolest idea added to the SW canon in the 21st century. It just wasn't used well in storytelling terms. ---- 183086394 ->>183086298 (OP) ---- 183086404 -It was cool....but then it opened up a can of worms like, "why couldn't they do that all the time?" - -I mean, you're leading a rebel army on a 'shoestring' budget. You'd think they'd do more kamikaze moves like that, to do maximum damage all the time. ---- 183086432 ->>183086298 (OP) -Why use lasers if you can just send a projectile at light speed? ---- 183086439 ->>183086404 -It looks cool and you don't have to think of it beyond that. ---- 183086459 ->>183086298 (OP) -so why didn't they just hyperspace a ship into the death stars? ---- 183086464 ->>183086439 -ah, yes, the third grader argument ---- 183086472 ->>183086439 - -So the writing is shit, thanks for clearing that up ---- 183086535 -Or the hyperdrive ram shoving star destroyers into eachother causing mayhem. Just make hyperdrive drones do that or hyperdrive missiles for the holdor ---- 183086543 ->>183086464 ->>183086472 -it's a movie series that was made for third graders ---- 183086568 ->>183086464 -yea it's kids movies dude ---- 183086613 -I don't know about the idea, but the shot itself looks kino. -TLJ genuinely has better cinematography than all the prequels ---- 183086651 ->>183086613 -I would agree, it did look good compared to the other two ---- 183086667 ->>183086298 (OP) -that ship is like 100 miles wide or some shit. it would take like an hour to walk anywhere. ---- 183086705 ->>183086651 -Thank you. I'm not defending the plot or writing or even action. -I just think the movie looks good ---- 183086730 ->somehow... we lightspeeded a rebel ship through a Class 1 Destroyer ---- 183086781 ->>183086298 (OP) -It's a retarded fucking idea that ruins the whole universe's space combat and should have never been allowed. If ramming capital ships at lightspeed was possible and as effective as shown, no one would fucking use capital ships at all. -Remember that in SW universe FTL space flight was discovered _over ten thousand years ago._ It's not something anyone can innovate in, it's older to them than a fucking WHEEL is to us. Every clever idea any purple-haired twat can come up with was already discovered 9900 years ago and accounted for. ---- 183086899 ->>183086543 ->>183086568 -you see when you say this...i distinctly recall very much so getting into the menutia of what fake things can and cannot do even more so as a third grader so...please shut the fuck up. - -You cannot weaponize the hyper-drive in SW because it renders every single aesthetic and affectation of the setting fucking pointless. ---- 183086925 ->>183086404 -it's an illegal war crime and the rebels are the good guys ---- 183086940 ->>183086298 (OP) -No, it's stupid and has been a thing not feasbile in Star Wars for decades, all the way back to around ROTJ. They can't go into hyperspace anywhere near gravity, so certainly not planets, usually on specific lanes, and the Imperial fleets have specialized ships that carry gravity generators specifically to prevent enemy ships from jumping to hyperspace. Especially the super ships carried these. However, Rian doesn't know or give a shit about star wars and just wanted something pretty and to act like he was the first person to think this up. ---- 183086979 -this was not cool ---- 183086991 ->>183086781 ->nooo not my geopolitical hard sci-fi-- ->oh wait it's just fantasy in space featuring literal samurai wizards ---- 183087042 ->>183086613 -That's not a high bar. TPM looks decent but AOTC and ROTS look like shit most of the time. TLJ is well-shot, though. ---- 183087064 ->>183086404 -why don't real armies do kamikaze warfare more often? same reason- ships are too expensive for it to be anything but a last resort ---- 183087065 ->>183086991 -If the only argument you have is "it doesn't have to make sense" you don't have an argument and should simply shut the fuck up and go fuck your own ass in hell. ---- 183087115 ->>183087064 ->why don't real armies do kamikaze warfare more often? -Because it doesn't WORK in real life you moron. ---- 183087127 -How many planets do you guys think the Death Star Mk IV is going to be able to blow up? -And do you think it will be built all the way around a star, and like, focus the energy -Midichlorians ---- 183087133 ->>183087065 -Nothing in Star Wars has ever made sense ---- 183087157 -The coolest idea was making the black guy in the stormtrooper outfit out to be a big deal to the plot only for him to get dragged down by ugly china chick and ride alien horses on the outside of a fucking spaceship. - -lol ---- 183087211 ->>183087064 -Because it's stupid and doesn't work. ---- 183087289 -Hyperspace is about taking shortcuts through space, not going through space at an accelerated rate. It's not like how in Star Trek, the Warp drive is not a means of teleportation but no they fucked that up too didn't they. ---- 183087309 ->>183087157 -He was originally a white dude and his story would have ended in the previous film. The character of Poe was originally supposed to die during interrogation. They made the stormtrooper black so they gave him a bigger role because jews love blacks. And they didn’t kill Poe. So then they had to give them roles in the next movie and expand upon them and you got the irrelevant side quest with the ugly chink ---- 183087374 ->>183086298 (OP) -Unpopular =\= incorrect. ---- 183087375 ->>183087065 -Do you really think you have arguments about why what works in your perception of the logic works at all? Not really, you just perceive it works on a certain tonal framework, not a real logistical/scientific one because that's not even how actual science-fiction works. - -Like OP might be implying, the problem is that it creates problems from the story that outweight its value, and I'd add it spoils and complicates a safe and simple context, because what you write from now on has to reckon with its implications. ---- 183087401 ->>183086432 -They weren't lasers. They were "blasters". -Which almost sounds like... ---- 183087414 ->>183086925 ->>183086899 ->pearl harbor never happened diff --git a/tv/183086315.txt b/tv/183086315.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a003f655a56da833d7d0a2ace93bf337a6bde8f9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086315.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,49 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086315 -https://ai-meme.com/ -Previous thread ->>183081510 → ---- 183086412 -I don't want to train your ai. ---- 183086564 ->>183086315 (OP) -lol ---- 183086594 ->>183086315 (OP) ---- 183086628 ->>183086504 -kek ---- 183086676 ->>183086315 (OP) ---- 183086717 ->when ---- 183086737 -The AI thinks this is bread for some reason but it is really a dildo factory. ---- 183086753 -Lmao wut ---- 183086770 -If anybody wants this picture they are welcome to save it. ---- 183086808 ->>183086750 -heh ---- 183086882 ->>183086315 (OP) ---- 183086924 ->>183086664 ->it knows what day it is -I wonder what it would say about this image tomorrow. ---- 183086983 ->>183086315 (OP) ->your human ---- 183087183 ->>183086975 -kwab ---- 183087189 ->>183086924 -It doesn't. Some pictures just default to "I hate Mondays". ---- 183087190 ->>183087045 -kek ---- 183087287 ->>183086315 (OP) -NGL I really love that one. diff --git a/tv/183086336.txt b/tv/183086336.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 422b5c0f186aa646646c33dcd9d431961a884306..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086336.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086336 -Thought's on Mackezie Foy's career so far? ---- 183086373 ->>183086336 (OP) -Complete and utter Jewish takeover of America is practicality complete. No reason for them to hide anymore. - -It may sound unbelievable in 2023 to hear this, but there is going to be a lot of suffering and death in your futures. ---- 183086706 ->>183086373 -millions must Foy ---- 183087095 -Everything she's been in is Foyslop. diff --git a/tv/183086347.txt b/tv/183086347.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c8a1e30069483256ce696c91224b6b261dd999e0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086347.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086347 -A lot of you are wondering why tons of major IPs have been plagued with instances of shlock TV and movie entries and have branded this a horrible remake era where people dumb down and rehash past franchises in far worse, pale imitations of their past. You wonder why the franchises aren't being paid proper respect and are just being given to the seemingly most banal writers and directors who have never made high quality material. - -But I think there is something far more insidious. Hollywood used to put out hundreds, perhaps thousands of shlock films a year that had no preexisting tie ins, and these had to struggle to make it at the box office off what, a specific actor? Or little more. But they never did well, because they had nothing going for them and were shlock. These still exist now of course but nowhere near the quantity as say the 00s. - -So people in Hollywood got an interesting idea. Take an IP from the past everyone liked and greenlight a new iteration using shlock writers, directors, etc. who will not need to be paid as much as high profile staff who are proven to make quality products. Then using the past nostalgia simply sell shlock that does have one and only one thing going for it: the IP. And it largely worked. People ate it up. A few more risky failures happened, but not many. Now there's no stopping it. Instead of IPs known for quality, every IP will be shlock and people will see it just because they liked it in the 80s or 90s or in occasional cases, 00s. - -Hollywood will no longer have to try--trying is hard. Hollywood will be entitled to the general public's money, because they hold the public's nostalgia for Jurassic Park, or Lords of the Rings, or Star Wars. Sure, some will complain, but the money flowing in means it succeeded. diff --git a/tv/183086355.txt b/tv/183086355.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ea51598a0a9d99efb0bed96c9f2fb94132855635..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086355.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086355 -And why? ---- 183086375 ->>183086355 (OP) -Oppenheimer ---- 183086450 ->>183086355 (OP) -Speed Racer ---- 183086510 -Come and See ---- 183086531 ->>183086355 (OP) -Schindler's List ---- 183086569 ->>183086510 -Hereditary ---- 183086833 ->>183086569 -Irreversible ---- 183086889 ->>183086355 (OP) -Shin Godzilla diff --git a/tv/183086418.txt b/tv/183086418.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b9e2144c88d584bcacaa838a54474a78533d8708..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086418.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,25 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086418 -Are you gonna watch his show /tv/? ---- 183086532 -Yes. Which one? Are they really making a show? ---- 183086576 -If it's anything like his amazing games I'll be watching it and buying all the dlc and merch for season 1. This is culture defining entertainment. ---- 183086688 ->>183086418 (OP) -only if the characters mimic the masterful path finding and dialogue from the games ---- 183086826 -the characters should be accurate to the game like randomly disappearing all the time, saying the same stock phrases over and over and clipping into objects and buildings ---- 183086989 ->>183086418 (OP) ->Bethesda fallout post 3 -Fuck no. I hated Shaun and I hate what gay bullshit they’re gonna pull out of their ass this time. ---- 183087031 ->>183086418 (OP) -Yes. I believe in Todd. ---- 183087057 ->>183086418 (OP) -Is he going to release it on every streaming channel in the world? ---- 183087346 ->>183086576 -Yeah, I can definitely get behind this. Frankly Bethesda® and their fantastic games have given me so much joy over the years that i'll even be buying the 15 year anniversary edition of Skyrim® when that comes out in 2026, and I already own two copies! diff --git a/tv/183086425.txt b/tv/183086425.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 754b8a493bccd66cd32845493789fd5ab0ceafdc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086425.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1104 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086425 ->Awful Pacing ->Inconsistent tone ->Character designs are too weird - ->On #OnePiece: in the first episode the first half is completely all flashbacks/features a Young Luffy, before we jump to the present and rush through introductions to Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Sanji all within the remaining 15 minutes, a major deviation from the source material. - ->As for the tone of the show: it’s not really working. The makeup/look of some of the cast look off, and the show jumps between being over the top goofy to being serious, and it’s jarring and inconsistent. - ->They also built a giant set for Baratie for Episode 3. ---- 183086455 -Why not attempt to make a new IP instead of adapting shit that will never work. ---- 183086489 ->>183086425 (OP) -And the test audience used are probably normies, and not people who are passionate about the source material. ---- 183086490 ->expecting it to be good after cowboy bebop happened ---- 183086493 ->>183086425 (OP) -So it's exactly like the manga ---- 183086497 -One Piece fans deserve nothing less. ---- 183086499 ->>183086425 (OP) ->Translation: They cast a nigger in this adaptation. Fuck this shit, we're out. ---- 183086507 ->>183086425 (OP) -I don't care how bad it is I kind of want to see it now ---- 183086509 ->>183086425 (OP) -I literally can't think of a way this show could not be a disaster. And I mean that: it COULD work, just not in any currently knowable way. If they pull it off, it will be a miracle to celebrate ---- 183086523 ->>183086425 (OP) ->>183086455 ->>183086489 ->>183086490 ->>183086493 ->>183086497 ->>183086499 -Not too much apes -They are angry ---- 183086580 -a single woke character and im boycotting it with my chudbros ---- 183086634 ->>183086523 -I don't know what this means. ---- 183086645 -anime movies will never be a major thing outside of actual animation. You piss off the white nerd fans when you cast some nig in a role and you piss off the sjws when you cast white people in a role. - -Live action anime will always bomb and its going to be a long time before hollywood can exploit it. - -Just skip anime and go for video game movies ---- 183086677 ->>183086523 -What? ---- 183086686 ->>183086425 (OP) -Just adapt Ajin already and hire the director of John Wick ---- 183086726 ->THE ONE PIECE IS REAL BAD ---- 183086738 ->>183086425 (OP) -One Piece is weird as fuck. How could a live-action based on this freakshow even be possible? ---- 183086768 -I honestly think i'd be pretty happy if no new televsion shows or films were ever made again. there's really enough good stuff out there to last a lifetime, if I could just go back and only watch all of that, nothing would change for me because that's already what I do. just completely stopping anything new from being made. I'd really like that. ---- 183086815 ->>183086425 (OP) ->The makeup/look of some of the cast look off, and the show jumps between being over the top goofy to being serious, and it’s jarring and inconsistent. -That's literally exactly what was wrong with the cowboy bebop reboot too. When will they learn? ---- 183086825 ->>183086726 ---- 183086840 ->>183086425 (OP) -It's Netflix; it was always over. ---- 183086844 -Don't care ---- 183086879 ->>183086497 -Based. ---- 183086896 ->>183086497 -One Piece fans didn't want this in the first place ---- 183086942 ->>183086738 -That's just a fat ugly woman. They could cast your mom ---- 183086995 ->>183086425 (OP) ->The makeup/look of some of the cast look off ->the show jumps between being over the top goofy to being serious -Sounds like One Piece though. ---- 183086998 ->>183086425 (OP) ->anime ->live action ->Netflix -I literally caught aids from reading this ---- 183087016 ->>183086879 - -If only we could get another good Patlabor series. ---- 183087067 ->>183086425 (OP) -No chance that the show is not going to be total garbage, but test audiences are notoriously retarded and they would be left "confused" at someone telling them 2+2=4. ---- 183087089 ->>183086425 (OP) -did literally anyone think that "One Piece: The Live Action Series (by Netflix)" would be anything but awful? netflix is basically an annoying autistic kid that wants to touch everything with his nasty greasy cheeto-crusted fingers -yes it hasnt been released yet but if this series isnt a cowboy-bebop-tier failure, i will eat my own shit ---- 183087114 ->trying to make a live action of a cartoon in which the concept of cartoon itself is used on a metanarrative level ->it sucks when translated to flesh and CGI. -Well, color me fucking surprised, how do you like them apples, huh? ---- 183087124 ->>183086580 -Koby is played by a they/them biological female. ---- 183087181 ->>183086425 (OP) ->>183086497 ->>183086726 ->>183086738 ->>183086896 ->>183086995 ->>183087089 -of Shit ---- 183087196 ->>183086580 -They blackwashed Nojiko ---- 183087226 ->>183086497 -We didn’t ask for this ---- 183087238 ->>183086425 (OP) ->Netflix -there's your problem ---- 183087284 ->>183086489 -No shit. That's the point. This show has to appeal to the general audience to actually be successful. It'd fail otherwise. ---- 183087314 ->Wan Piss -How are people still reading this shit. Sunk cost fallacy? ---- 183087315 ->>183086490 -Made by the same studio by the way. ---- 183087354 ->>183086499 -Oda stated that Usopp is black while Luffy is Brazilian. They were correctly cast. ---- 183087410 -Why introduce the main crew members in the first episode if Luffy won't meet some for several episodes? He didn't meet Sanji for example until episode 20... ---- 183087419 ->>183087354 ->Oda stated that Usopp is black -No he didn't. He said he would be "from Africa", which encompasses a lot of ethnicities and was vague as hell compared to the rest. ->Luffy is Brazilian ->They were correctly cast. -The actor is not Brazilian. ---- 183087472 -The problem was adapting it to live action. Had they instead commited to a 3D animated production, then it would've yielded a better reception. Some things just can't be done in live action. ---- 183087548 ->terrible CGI ->test audiences hate it ->they built actual boats -I'm sensing kino incoming ---- 183087554 ->>183087419 ->No he didn't. He said he would be "from Africa", which encompasses a lot of ethnicities and was vague as hell compared to the rest. -Dude, stop. You know he means he's black. ->The actor is not Brazilian. -He's Latino. Close enough. ---- 183087580 ->>183086455 -Even normies are getting tired of cape shit so they are trying to shit out lots of anime adaptations hoping that one will stick and become the next big thing. It's never going to work though. ---- 183087646 ->>183087554 ->Dude, stop. You know he means he's black. -I'm literally just telling you what he actually said, any "you know he ACKCHYALLY meant X" is just you making shit up. You can also see what actual black characters look like in the series and Usopp is nowhere near that dark. ->Close enough. -Just admit you have zero consistency in your views. You for some reason want non-white characters in the cast and are willing to bend over backwards to claim anything is canon as long as it results in that. Mind you, I'm not telling you that Usopp or Luffy should be white either, just calling out your hypocrisy. ---- 183087654 ->>183086497 -One Piece fan here. You're right. >>183086499 ---- 183087665 ->>183087354 -Usopp looks Arab, his skin tone doesn't say black at all. Unless you cast Michael Jackson it doesn't make sense ---- 183087672 ->>183087554 ->You know he means he's black -Apparently Oda doesn’t since he doesn’t color him black LMAO ---- 183087698 ->>183087665 -I doubt that anon has ever even read the manga. He just saw someone claim that Usopp is "canonically" black and keeps parroting it. ---- 183087703 ->>183086425 (OP) -What?!!?!?!?!? -A live action version of anime is NOT good? -How could that possibly happen? ---- 183087711 ->>183087554 ->>183087646 -Did he claim this before or after the Netflix collaboration began? ---- 183087739 ->>183086455 ->Why not attempt to make a new IP instead of adapting shit that will never work. -I really need to type up a pasta for this shit. It's like you people have alzheimers or you're just complete newfags - ->New IPs are too risky because audiences are fickle and movie production keeps getting more expensive ->old IPs are more desirable because audiences are familiar with them - -IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT ---- 183087742 ->>183086523 -Based racist ESL poster. ---- 183087743 ->>183087711 -Long before ---- 183087744 ->>183087672 ->>183087646 ->>183087665 -That's because his editors force him to make him white passing to not antagonize white male readers, but you know he wants Usopp black. ---- 183087750 ->>183087711 -He did it an SBS where he answers all kinds of hypotheticals and mostly gives joke answers and comes up with things on the spot ---- 183087761 ->>183087089 ->if this series isnt a cowboy-bebop-tier failure, i will eat my own shit -Let's be honest, you're going to eat your own shit anyway. ---- 183087778 ->>183086425 (OP) ->The first half is completely all flashbacks/features a Young Luffy ---- 183087781 ->>183086425 (OP) -It doesnt matter if it's good or bad, it's Wokeflix they're anit fanservice, they don't have the balls to sexualize female characters, fuck Netflix and anyone who supports their SJW content ---- 183087783 ->>183087744 -At least you came up with an original cope this time retard ---- 183087789 ->>183087739 -You'd think they'd make an effort to faithfully adapt the thing that has proven to be able to gather that existing audience, yet for some reason they ALWAYS take a gigantic shit on the source material and everyone who likes it. ---- 183087798 -Nobody actually thought it would be any good. I'll probably watch it out of curiosity and see for myself. ---- 183087803 ->>183086425 (OP) -This series was created by someone who lacks artistic talent entirely. All who enjoy it are defunct in the brain. It would honestly be a great line to draw in the sand as far as human intelligence/taste is concerned. All fans of this trash should be erased. ---- 183087828 ->>183087803 -Naruto spic btw ---- 183087840 ->>183086425 (OP) -I am loving the lack of (((conspicious))) shills hyping up this series. It basically meand One piece will not disappoint, because it hasn't been hyped up raising everyone's expectations to unrealistic standards. I revel in this negative energy. ---- 183087850 ->>183087781 -Please tell me they're pornstars and there're scenes of them fucking with that cosplay ---- 183087859 ->>183087739 -Ok but who looks at a mid-tier anime like One Piece and say "HEY, THIS WOULD TOTALLY WORK AS LIVE ACTION" - -Altered Carbon died for this ---- 183087867 ->>183087781 ->Robin being smaller than Nami -Shit tier cosplay. ---- 183087877 ->>183087778 -Serialized television was a mistake. ---- 183087886 ->>183087789 -Well they only need to call any dissenting voice a bigot and they'll attract new audience that is on the right side of history ---- 183087907 ->>183087840 ->the fact that nobody even bothers to shill this abomination and everyone keeps shitting on it means it's somehow going to be amazing -What level of schizophrenia is this? ---- 183087939 ->>183086425 (OP) ->in the first episode the first half is completely all flashbacks/features a Young Luffy -That's how I remember the manga series. ->we jump to the present and rush through introductions to Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Sanji all within the remaining 15 minutes -Oh shit nigga wtf, they should have gone with what was outlined in the original leaked script, the one where zoro is introduced at the end of the episode. ---- 183087941 ->>183086425 (OP) -Why in the FUCK would Oda approve a Western Netflix adaptation for One Piece? Is he just not aware of how bad almost every anime adaptation is? Has he no dignity? ---- 183087949 ->>183087886 -Or hear me out: they could adapt it faithfully, get the existing audience on board AND the new audience thanks to the existing audience doing their marketing for them because they are so pleased? Fucking wild idea, I know, but could be worth a try. ---- 183087950 ->>183087315 -Oh shit. So this shit has like an 80% chance to just mega bomb. ---- 183087989 ->>183087778 -That pretty much is how it happened in the original manga when it started in 1997. 90% of the first chapter is the origin story. Though the anime decided to start with the present Luffy and move the introduction to a flashback a few episodes later which was probably the right call. ---- 183087995 ->>183087907 ->people say series is shit ->watch series ->it's shit ->expectation matched - -As opposed to: ->globohomo funded shills hyping up the series ->watch series ->it's shit ->failed to reach expectations - -Imagine being a midwit throwing out "schizo" every time something is too complicated for your two-digit IQ to understand. ---- 183087996 ->>183087554 ->>183087744 -She's African. ---- 183088002 ->>183087941 -$$$$$$$$$$$ -They had to loan the franchise rights to make it, Oda makes a fat stack of cash regardless of how well some western show does ---- 183088009 ->>183087941 -Japs don't give a single solitary fuck about what westoids do with their own money. Oda is just the rubber stamp giving them his "blessing" and then he fucks off back to making the manga which he actually cares about. The people telling you Oda is somehow actively involved in this are coping hard and swallowed the marketing hook line and sinker. ---- 183088024 ->>183086425 (OP) -Have there been any successful anime to live action ever? -Cause I really don't understand why they keep doing this. ---- 183088029 ->>183087698 -Dude, eat ass. I fucking read and watched the fucking manga/anime. Usopp’s a nigga. ---- 183088051 ->>183087016 -Patlabor -Good - -Anon if you think that shits good then your expectations must be rock bottom of the barrel. Patlabor is like a dogshit ---- 183088057 ->>183087995 -You are not nearly as smart as you think. ---- 183088066 ->>183088029 ->rush through introductions to Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Sanji all within the remaining 15 minutes -Holy fuck this is so bad ahahahahahahaha ---- 183088069 ->>183087665 ->>183087672 -Light skinned blacks exist. Plus, he’s like half black since his mom was white as hell. ---- 183088077 -Id rather watch the 4kids dub than have anything to do with this live action shit, and I watch the funi dub on adult swim on saturday nights. ---- 183088080 ->>183088024 -I liked Kenshin...and I think that's it ---- 183088088 -The whole "natural boat sets" and "passionate showrunners" narrative Shartflix is putting out is all just a preamble for it being shit. ---- 183088110 ->>183088069 ->Plus, he’s like half black since his mom was white as hell. -And this is his father. ---- 183088118 ->>183088024 -Personally I liked the Speed Racer and Alita film adaptations. Successful though, idk, I don't think they were financially. ---- 183088119 ->>183087989 -Gotta hook the audience from the onset. The live action show should’ve followed that example. ---- 183088124 ->>183086425 (OP) -How the fuck are they gonna do the giant fish, fish people, devil fruit powers, fucking ANY of the characters in live action? Fucking Naruto would have been better and when I picture live action Naruto in my head I start laughing. ---- 183088152 ->>183088024 -speed racer... and that's it. ---- 183088170 ->>183086425 (OP) -One Piece should be treated on the level of an MCU film ---- 183088177 ->>183088024 -no ---- 183088187 ->>183088069 ->>183088110 -Never understood this whole "Usopp" is black shit. Manga artists draw Japanese characters with fat lips all the time, there's a region in Japan associated with that appearance -But of course Oda jumped on the "THE STRAWHATS ARE INTERNATIONAL" hype train because he's a soulless hack ---- 183088193 ->>183088124 -its called CGI ---- 183088225 ->>183088057 -I'm not talking about myself, faggot. I'm talking about you, Mr clever-enough-to-think-they-could-feasibly-introduce-five-strawhats-in-one-episode ---- 183088227 ->>183088024 -Ranma1/2 and prison school....maybe? ---- 183088229 ->>183088193 ->Just CGI an entire race of people, everybody's powers and any character in the show who isn't a regular human (so 90% of the characters in one piece) -Yeah I'm sure the 500million dollar budget they were given will cover this ---- 183088249 ->>183086425 (OP) -Predictable. -At least the intense response to Bebop seems to have made netflix cautious enough to try and fix this trainwreck before releasing it. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets delayed for another year while they rewrite and refilm half of it. -But it's fucking One Piece so who even cares? I guess it's theoretically a goldmine for netflix if they can make it work but that's a pretty fucking huge if ---- 183088267 ->>183088229 -Should’ve just made it a 3D animated production. That way it ideally won’t look like shit. ---- 183088269 ->>183088187 ->But of course Oda jumped on the "THE STRAWHATS ARE INTERNATIONAL" hype train because he's a soulless hack -It's not Oda, it's people giving his SBS answer way too much weight and thinking it's more serious than it actually was. What happened was that a reader asked him about which real world countries the Strawhats would be from and he just gave a list, that's it. It's extremely unlikely that he had even thought about that shit before the question came in. He also clearly phoned in Usopp's, because unlike the rest who got a specific country he just said "Africa" lmao. ---- 183088281 ->>183088229 -good, putting more money into a project that will automatically fail. ---- 183088303 ->>183088024 -Bleach was good. ---- 183088323 ->>183088124 -The devil fruit powers aren't that hard to do. Most of the powers have been done before in other media. Crocodile is just Sandman, Ace is just Johnny storm and Buggy just breaks apart. Honestly not hard to do. Do you know what has never and will never look good in live action? Stretchy powers. This project was over before it even began ---- 183088334 ->>183088227 -Those look like shit, dude. ---- 183088349 ->>183088249 -Realistically how does Netflix even make money from this dogshit adaptation? -It's obvious from the literal who cast that they're spending the rest of the budget on set designs and CGI, and the licence to use One Piece itself -But who the fuck is going to sub to Netflix to watch a One Piece live action show? And if they have to reshoot this shit because of the bad testing, then what? This was a colossal disaster from the moment it was whispered into some Execs ear ---- 183088365 ->>183088187 -Giant lips, abandoned by his dad, doesn't even have a real job on the ship. It checks out ---- 183088382 ->>183088349 -Netflix is THE place for shitty live action anime adaptions ---- 183088383 -I hope this bombs hard. I want the apologist faggots to eat shit. ---- 183088393 ->>183086738 ->How could a live-action based on this freakshow even be possible? -Serious answer: by adapting the emotion of the story, not the literal events/aesthetics. One Piece appeals to people (manchildren) because it's a fantasy epic about a mismatch ragtag pirate crew with a heart of gold going on a wholesome adventure and fighting other pirates. It has plenty of fan service and is light-hearted enough that you don't need to really pay attention (I dunno, i watched like the first 30 episodes or so as a kid and then never again). - -So a good live-action adaptation would just basically be capeshit but pirates. So a series of Pirates of the Caribbean essentially but a bit more over the top and with anime story tropes. That's it. ---- 183088406 ->>183086425 (OP) ->live action ->netflix - -Why did anyone expect anything from this ---- 183088479 ->>183088393 ->it's a fantasy epic about a mismatch ragtag pirate crew with a heart of gold going on a wholesome adventure and fighting other pirates -90% of the time in any One Piece episode Luffy is goofing around and pulling faces to make the tanuki dog laugh, this shit is not at all emotional beyond a handful of moments you can count on both hands -this series is live-action poison, probably the worst possible anime/manga to try and adapt ---- 183088512 -how many anime live adaptation is in production? seems like every movie/tv show company is trying to make something out of this but keeps failing. ---- 183088514 ->>183088024 -Ghost in the Shell (2017) ---- 183088534 ->>183088024 -Speed Racer (as mentioned) -Ghost in the Shell was almost perfect but Scarlett Johannson was massively miscast. -Death Note (the original Japanese films) are both decent. -Rurouni Kenshin (haven't seen but have heard good things) -I think Battle Royale was adapted as a manga before a film so maybe that counts. ---- 183088539 ->>183086499 -Well it makes sense, they can't swim either. ---- 183088547 ->>183086425 (OP) -If this is really that awful, I hope we don't get deprived of this shit kino and the screening episodes get leaked. Everyone needs to see how retarded Netflix is. ---- 183088598 ->>183088547 -What do they watch? ---- 183088640 ->>183088269 -The funny thing is that's one of many silly questions like this. Some other were "what jobs would the SHs have in the real world", "what animal would they be", "if they were a family, who would be daddy/mommy/etc/". But the race-obsessed libtards forever burned the country thing into their minds. By the way, pic related is as far as I recall the only time Oda actually did depicts SHs as citizens of different countries, only Sanji and Chopper match the answer from the SBS. ---- 183088662 ->>183088110 -Kek Usopp's dad is just a Okinawan. ---- 183088668 ->>183088349 -One Peace has lasted over 1000 episodes. Netflix is probably gambling on an attempt to get the weeaboo crowd since they're fiercely loyal when you get them and they would basically be subscribers for life. -Netflix is learning the hard way that that crowd likes things in a specific (childish, tropish, big-boobed) way. If they want that money, they have to stop letting feminists and troons fuck up their adaptations. ---- 183088673 -Welcome to the ouch motherfuckers! ---- 183088683 ->>183086425 (OP) -WOW REALLY? -A LIVE ACTION ANIME ADAPTION IS BAD??? -NO WAY!!!! ---- 183088705 -This is from a few years ago. Shouldn't be a surprise this will utter garbage. ---- 183088708 ->>183088640 ->the only time Oda actually did depicts SHs as citizens of different countries -Colorspreads are even less credible for this than the SBS, considering Oda draws the strawhats as whatever the fuck he happens to think of while doing them without any real rhyme or reason. ---- 183088710 ->>183088598 -Kek ---- 183088711 ->>183088534 ->Rurouni Kenshin - -Confirmed comfy action flick. ---- 183088718 ->>183086425 (OP) - -THE SJW GUIDE TO HATING AND ATTACKING WHITE STRAIGHT MEN AND THEIR CULTURE...but in this case Asian.... - -1: Take some beloved movie/tv show/video game/comic book I.P./ franchise. - -2: Give property to mostly north America women who hate their Fathers. - -3: At best they don't care about the property or at worst they hate it and see it as a weapon to give them reasons to attack the audience primarily of white straight men with name calling because that's all that these bitter harpies care about because they never developed emotionally, mentally or intellectually beyond grade school. - -4: Make garbage that focuses on race, gender and/or sexual orientation, not storytelling and entertainment. - -5: Preemptively announce strawmen boogeymen they and the access media make up that they claim are against their trash so they can deflect any and all criticism with claims of sexism, racism or homophobia before their shit comes out and play victim. - -6: Scream at the primary core audience, of mostly straight white men, that what they're making isn't for us while in the same breath telling us that if we don't support their terrible products then we're racist's, sexists, homophobes, incels, chuds, toxic, manbabies, gatekeepers and whatever NPC programmed Twitter buzzword insults they like to use because they are narcissistic sociopathic social media parasites who desperately crave attention, money and power and know that the best way to get these things is to focus on hot button topics like race, gender and sexual orientation. - -7: Blame straight white men when their rubbish fails and by doing so prove that we are the primary audience of these beloved things they pollute with their poisonous identity politics with deliberate malicious intent because they are evil and rotten to the core and looking for people to hurt that they blame for their worthless, failed and miserable lives that they refuse to take responsibility for!!!FACT!!! ---- 183088719 ->>183088349 ->But who the fuck is going to sub to Netflix to watch a One Piece live action show? -Kids, third worlders, and retarded weebs. Only the brand name recognition is going to get them to sub for the name alone. Cowboy Bebop is a bit different, since it's a series that's long been over before it was adapted. One Piece has the benefit of still being ongoing and being one of the most popular series in the world. ---- 183088724 -They should adapt JOJO, it's just gay men ("straight") doing fashion show poses while CGI ghosts punch each other. - ->>183088598 ->live in Shitkino ->your only source of water is river BiryUSA ---- 183088745 ->>183088479 -Like I said, the proper way to do it is avoid a 1:1 adaptation of even the story and focus instead on the emotions that the viewer feels when watching it. Ie, dumb quips, a few sword fights, big boobs in skimpy outfits, a sense of adventure and anime monologues. ---- 183088796 ->>183088708 -That's the point, he doesn't care. But that shows he has no strong association between the SHs and any specific countries. The only trivia shit like this that he actually seems to care about are the signature colors as he actually uses them often. ---- 183088817 ->>183088024 ->Cause I really don't understand why they keep doing this. - -a certain tribe of people who run the entertainment industry absolute hate you and want to tarnish the things you love ---- 183088825 ->>183088724 -Imagine normies getting into JoJo memes.. Shit is already cringe enough. ---- 183088844 ->>183088724 -Jojo is way too hyper masculine for modern Hollywood are you joking ---- 183088847 ->zoro's actor tries to talk ->mmmhrf hhhhmmmm mff mmmm ---- 183088857 ->>183088724 ->it's just gay men ("straight") -Funnily enough apart from the posing JoJo characters are generally extremely straight and a lot of them get married and have kids. The only explicitly gay characters are also always villains and get brutally murdered. ---- 183088889 ->>183088051 -okay zoomie ---- 183088938 ->>183087739 -Immunity dog protects me and my mother. ---- 183088976 ->>183086425 (OP) -How can anyone be surprised at this? -Did you see the fucking trailer? -This shit will be worse than Dragon Ball Evolution ---- 183089009 ->>183088051 -You have zero taste. ---- 183089026 ->>183088889 - -To be fair to him, Patlabor was made for adults. Understandable that zoomies hate it. ---- 183089036 ->>183087419 ->>Oda stated that Usopp is black ->No he didn't. He said he would be "from Africa" -LMAO -COPE ---- 183089037 ->>183086738 -There is only one person who could make it work. -Terry Gilliam. ---- 183089042 ->>183088889 -It's not my fault you have extremely shit taste. Try watching something decent like new dominion tank police, monster, blood c, ghost in the shell. ---- 183089047 -They should adapt Cobra instead ---- 183089074 ->>183088349 -Money Laundering ---- 183089098 ->>183089047 -You should adapt a fucking anchor to your neck and jump into the nearest deep body of water instead ---- 183089103 ->>183089042 -oh okay you're just shit posting ---- 183089130 ->>183089098 -You're right -They should do Devilman instead ---- 183089147 ->The cgi was bad -No shit elastic powers are a pain in the ass to make it work, even worse that they are used by the mc so that's expected ->The story didn't made sense for non fans so they are re writing entire eps -It should made sense to the fans wtf.....learn from the Mario movie, literally all live actions fail because they don't stay loyal ---- 183089160 ->>183089047 -There was some french director that wanted to do this but the studio fucked him before production even began ---- 183089184 ->>183088976 ->Did you see the fucking trailer? -There was a trailer? ---- 183089217 ->>183089036 -Not an argument. ---- 183089224 ->>183089184 -Yes, it looks fucking horrible, literally everything they show is jarring as fuck. ---- 183089235 ->>183089217 -MORE -COPE ---- 183089240 ->>183086490 -It's impressive how the fucked up a relatively normal series like Bebop, and now they're gonna adapt one of the goofiest comics ---- 183089249 ->>183089235 ->still no argument ---- 183089261 ->>183089249 -STILL -MORE -COPE ---- 183089266 ->>183089130 -But the Netflix adaptation of Devilman they already gave us was kino, we don't need a live-action version ---- 183089288 ->>183089261 ->still ->no ->argument ---- 183089292 ->>183086942 -LMFAO ---- 183089328 ->>183089224 -You sure it was real? All I can find with a quick search is fan made garbage. ---- 183089334 ->>183087114 ->how do you like them apples, huh? -gtfo off /tv/ ronnie ---- 183089337 ->>183089160 ->There was some french director that wanted to do this -Figures, I heard that Cobra was incredibly popular over there ---- 183089364 -Live action anime will never be a thing. ---- 183089439 ->>183089328 -Anon is an idiot. There is no trailer yet. ---- 183089478 ->>183089036 -He clearly didn't state he would be black because he didn't draw him black. ---- 183089497 ->>183087739 ->old IPs are more desirable because audiences are familiar with them -This is meaningless because every time they adapt something they change it up in order to "make it more appealing to NEW audiences" who by definition don't recognise the IP or have any attachment to it, so to them it's already basically a new IP. -On top of this they usually change it so much it pisses off the pre-existing fans of the IP, so they've already burned that bridge and are now relying entirely on wooing a new audience, defeating the entire purpose of adapting an IP in the first place. ---- 183089516 ->>183088051 ->ESL ->Opinion disregarded ---- 183089544 ->>183088598 ->>183088724 -KEK ---- 183089608 -To be fair this is why they have test screenings. Nobody sets out to make a bad show. People work really hard on shows that suck, and sometimes bad shows could have been salvaged with editing and reshoots. ---- 183089644 ->>183089439 -Figures. ---- 183089679 ->>183089497 -the idea is "old audience will watch it anyway, so we have to look for a new audience" - -But in the end it just piss off everybody. ---- 183089695 ->>183087672 -If anything he’s a mulatto. His mom is white as fuck ---- 183089724 ->>183089695 -You already tried this. Yes, his mom is just about as pale as you can get, but this is his father >>183088110 ---- 183089772 ->>183087665 ->Usopp looks Arab -Hes either jewish or mixed race mutt. ---- 183089825 ->>183086738 -You've never seen a terry gilliam film I take it. ---- 183089842 ->>183086425 (OP) ->the show jumps between being over the top goofy to being serious -Had the test audience never watched the anime before? One Piece is practically a gag manga but with shonen storytelling. -Also there's so many goofy and exaggerated facial expressions that the series relies on for its jokes that I have a hard time imagining much of it working for a live action. Damn we should have gotten Naruto or DBZ or Hunter x Hunter live action instead ---- 183089875 ->>183086425 (OP) ->the show jumps between being over the top goofy to being serious, and it’s jarring and inconsistent. -Isn't that one piece in a nutshell? ---- 183089880 ->>183087315 -oh that means they are not the ones doing yu yu hakusho then ---- 183089889 ->>183089724 -I just jumped in this thread, just sayin’. If Oda actually meant for Usopp to be “black” in any way he could say his dad is light skinned as a cop out. I don’t care either way. ---- 183089895 ->>183088024 -Miikes blade of immortal was decent ---- 183089923 ->>183089880 -Yu Yu Hakusho is a Japanese production. ---- 183089928 ->>183088349 -If they have a 500M budget for the show: ->300k to pay actors ->50k for CG budget ->150k for production costs ->500k marketing ->499M into the producers' pockets -It's pretty easy to see how they're making money, anon. ---- 183089936 ->>183087315 -Oh ffs ---- 183089941 ->>183086425 (OP) -a Netflix adaptation is... b-bad? ---- 183089958 ->>183088024 -Yes. ---- 183089968 ->>183086634 ->>183086677 -You wan't pure black people everywhere -Go and watch Black Panther instead ---- 183089990 ->>183089923 -oh shit -it might be okish in that case -i mean the onyl good anime to live action thing ever done was done by nips ---- 183089993 ->>183088817 -Time for your meds, Egbert. ---- 183089998 ->>183089968 -What the fuck are you even saying -This is why 4chan needs flags on every board. ---- 183090051 ->>183086634 -he is making a joke that compares the gorilas in the donkey kong country to black people anon - -its basicaly mario version of wakanda, because the gorilas have superior technology and shit ---- 183090071 ->>183086455 ->that will never work. -It works for the objective. Only your kind believes is about profit or making a "good product". Also, they make new "IPs" daily hoping to have their propaganda flagship. It rarely works. ---- 183090085 ->>183089337 -Didn't the French do a City Hunter live action that was supposed to be really good? ---- 183090112 ->>183089941 ---- 183090184 ->>183088024 -Rapeman (1993) ---- 183090192 ->>183090085 -Yeah, it was extremely faithful to the source. The chick they got to play Kaori was fine as hell too. ---- 183090220 ->>183086425 (OP) ->in the first episode the first half is completely all flashbacks/features a Young Luffy -It starts the same as the manga, that's a good thing - ->rush through introductions to Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Sanji all within the remaining 15 minutes -that's awful though ---- 183090225 ->Anime where 99% of the jokes are visual gags or outrageous faces ->Like 3 characters total out of 1000+ use regular weapons or human abilities ->Everybody else is some superhuman or a mutant of some kind that can do insane shit ->Main character is almost constantly doing cartoon character tricks -I KNOW, LET'S ADAPT THIS ONE WITH REAL PEOPLE! ---- 183090228 ->>183089990 -FMA was done by them and that was total ass. ---- 183090248 ->>183086425 (OP) ->Awful Pacing ->Inconsistent tone ->Character designs are too weird -So basically it's completely faithful to the source material? ---- 183090276 ->>183086455 -because hacks can not create ---- 183090313 ->>183088227 -I had no idea there was a ranma live action, the trailers look extremely bad ---- 183090456 ->>183087472 -Its probably cheaper to pay actors, make a show with 95% talking and 5% or less cgi for actual action scenes ---- 183090559 ->>183086738 -Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson before he did lord of the Rings could make it work. ---- 183090614 ->>183086425 (OP) ->the show jumps between being over the top goofy to being serious -but that's how it is ---- 183090628 ->>183086425 (OP) -i watched one piece back when there were around 500 episodes. i binged them in 4 days and then never watched again ---- 183090658 -Hollywood can't make anything anymore. ---- 183090672 ->>183086425 (OP) -this, but the anime is also like this ---- 183090674 ->>183090225 -It's such a tall order to try and pull this off that I'm almost rooting for them to put something decent out. I am intrigued at what they'll put out just because the material is so "out there" and cant really do the same things that you can with drawings (or at least not without a tremendous CGI budget and tons of effort). -I'm a pretty lukewarm fan of the series so I don't think I'll be as hard on this as other more diehard fans probably would be. -It's not at all like Cowboy Bebop which is a lot more grounded in realism ---- 183090697 ->>183086425 (OP) ->Baratie ->Episode 3 - -Oh god ---- 183090725 ->>183088110 -They turned him into a negro in the show for match negro Usopp ---- 183090820 ->>183086425 (OP) -What's the booba situation? ---- 183090854 ->>183090725 -Well of course -Did you expect anything less? They also blackwashed Nami's sister ---- 183090907 -and don't forget about the flatwashing ---- 183090931 ->>183086942 -the other anon never recovered ---- 183090964 ->>183090907 -velvet has a nice body but her chin and mouth are so fucking weird, its like she cant smile properly ---- 183091029 ->>183088349 -Netflix was never about making money when they started to be a streaming content place. Check who the CEO was and his relations to the creator of the concept of propaganda, you faggot ---- 183091032 ->>183086425 (OP) -Keep giving projects to talentless trash and failing. -Makes me laugh every time. ---- 183091097 ->>183086425 (OP) -They did put a nigger in charge ---- 183091128 ->>183086425 (OP) -from the thumbnail I thought this was Moon Over June ---- 183091135 ->>183086425 (OP) -Good, I hope it cost a shit ton of money. But I also hope it's a hit in turdworld countries so they can justify shitting more seasons. ---- 183091217 -Maybe it's because the source material is awful ---- 183091236 ->>183090907 -it's joever ---- 183091344 ->>183087315 -why netflix loves wasting money so much ---- 183091383 ->>183091344 ->Wasting -Only because you think the money is important, is not about the money is about spreading the message ---- 183091502 ->>183090964 -she looks like a cute as fuck wife material to me ---- 183091598 ->>183090456 -Not if they built actual sets and shot on location, which they did. Doing pure 3D is much cheaper than what they're doing with this series as you can reuse and modify existing assets whenever. Very cost effective. ---- 183091642 ->>183090907 -Nami's a white girl. ---- 183091650 ->>183091502 -how can a face be this frumpy ---- 183091677 ->>183091383 -No, they're really that incompetent. They just want a huge hit and are banking on One Piece to be exactly that. ---- 183091699 ->>183091383 -and they failed because the message was not even released ---- 183091757 ->>183091502 -Weird face, and I have yellow fever -Those tits though ---- 183092019 ->>183090674 -This scene always reminds me of that one fanfic where giantess Perona accidentally eats Usopp and digests him. ---- 183092032 -Kino incoming? ---- 183092092 ->>183086455 -Evil. Cannot. Create. ---- 183092133 ->>183090907 -Nami has much smaller tits in East Blue, so it's a good casting choice. ---- 183092151 ->Character designs are too weird -Gee. It is almost as if they were designed to be CARTOONS ane NOT Live-Action ---- 183092165 ->>183086645 ->video game movies -Same problems, really ---- 183092182 ->>183086425 (OP) -There was never any hope for this. ---- 183092192 ->>183086490 -WELCOME TO THE OUCH, MOTHERFUCKER! ---- 183092213 ->>183090071 -Dude literally nobody gave a fuck about this botched show if anything it made more people watch the original. Happened to two of my normie friends they watched the original and loved it. ---- 183092221 ->>183086425 (OP) ->Name is One Piss ->Looks like shit -What did they mean by this? ---- 183092223 ->>183086490 ->Be netlflix ->Make studio adapt one of the most liked animes to live action ->Flops ->Cancelled after 1 season ->Grab the same studio to adapt another liked anime - -At this point "intentional" is an understatement ---- 183092229 ->>183092133 -You retards post this cope every time and every time you get reminded that the series is supposed to continue past East Blue. Do you think they are going to make her wear prosthetic boobs or get a boobjob later? Of course not, you FUCKING MORON. You're stuck with flat Nami for the entire time. ---- 183092265 ->>183092229 -The series is only getting one season. MAYBE we get Alabasta. ---- 183092287 ->>183092265 -So you're saying that they did the casting counting on being cancelled? ---- 183092292 ->>183089037 ->>183089825 ->Terry Gilliam -Has Oda ever said he is a fan of his films and animation? I wouldn't be surprised. ---- 183092355 ->>183086425 (OP) -If they were really going to do One Piece it should be a very loose adaptation. Literally just pirates with superpowers. Trying to make it similar to the original is never ever going to work unless they have 300 million $ to burn on every episode. ---- 183092366 ->>183090907 -I like flat girls too, hut that is some bullshit ---- 183092425 ->>183092032 ->They all look like fag pretty boys -What's the point of having Kurama then. ---- 183092475 ->>183087941 -It's arguably the most popular manga ever and like 90% of its revenue comes from Japan. This is just a way to rip money off the gaijins. ---- 183092482 ->>183087996 -More like she has an African in her ---- 183092495 ->>183092475 ->arguably -It very clearly is. It surpassed Dragon Ball years ago. ---- 183092570 ->>183087580 -I could make it work, but Hollywood will never give me the chance. Not One Piece though, something not made up of 100% garbage. ---- 183092611 ->>183092475 -It's #1 by far and it's not even close. ---- 183092628 ->>183092482 -Yes, she has 85% North African in her and 10% European. ---- 183092668 ->>183092611 -Divide by number of volumes released. ---- 183092753 ->>183087580 -It could work very easily if they picked the correct one and made a decent adaptation. - -Something like Gundam, FMA, Code Geass or Bebop would be so easy. ---- 183092817 ->>183086425 (OP) -They should have adaptef Ace's story since FLAME POWERS are generic and the only big battle is Ace vs Whitebeard at the end. ---- 183092869 ->>183086425 (OP) -Why is Netflix so hell bent on making these awful live action anime adaptations? ---- 183092872 ->>183092611 -They have well over 1000 anime episodes and way more manga. If anything that makes it look like shit compared to the others. ---- 183092913 ->>183086490 -even the creator of Cowboy Bebop said he couldn't stomach to watch more than a few minutes of the live action ---- 183093055 ->>183090907 ->>183090964 ->>183091236 ->>183091642 ->>183092133 ->>183092366 -That's Nami after war ---- 183093080 ->>183092869 ->>183091677 ---- 183093087 ->>183090192 -Kaori was always more of a western beauty than 80s BADONG japanede chick. It's no wonder it worked and had soul. - -One Piece is in a weird spot where it wouldn't work as full western CGI production because "animation is for kids" and shit gets bloody fast and the gags are too rampant for them to work in a live action unlike Kaori's Megaton Hammer. ---- 183093153 -> No Asians - -Eat the Big Media Dee, you Model Minority! ---- 183093182 ->>183093087 ->One Piece is in a weird spot where it wouldn't work as full western CGI production because "animation is for kids" and shit gets bloody fast -Illumination just set up a sister studio that will produce animated features aimed at teens and adults. Could've gone there. ---- 183093218 ->>183093153 -Buggy and Zeff are spot on. ---- 183093225 ->>183093153 -Zoro's Asian, dude. ---- 183093276 ->>183093225 -"Gaysian" if he's anything. And that's only one. ---- 183093321 ->>183093182 -I hope Zelda and Metroid get movies made by that one. They wouldn't work in the Mario Verse. ---- 183093357 ->>183086425 (OP) ->>On #OnePiece: in the first episode the first half is completely all flashbacks/features a Young Luffy, before we jump to the present and rush through introductions to Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Sanji all within the remaining 15 minutes, a major deviation from the source material. - -Why the hell would they do that? The anime had the good sense to give you an episode with Luffy and Zero breaking out of jail and fighting the Marines before they do any back story. ---- 183093390 ->>183092133 - -They gonna give her actress implants between seasons? ---- 183093442 ->>183093357 -They probably want to end it on Luffy vs Croc and spent all their bucks on Arabasta. ---- 183093443 ->>183092019 -that's kind of weird, sauce? ---- 183093511 ->>183093443 -https://aryion.com/g4/view/660044 ---- 183093536 ->>183093442 - -I'd save Arabasta for a second season. Just do character introductions and end with Arlong park. ---- 183093539 ->>183088024 -Oldboy is phenomenal, but based on a manga. -Freesia was also alright. -As for the American ones, no. -The closest to being good is Edge of Tomorrow, and that one's not even based on an anime or a manga, but an LN. ---- 183093590 ->>183093536 -They should just skip Little Garden and Choppers Island and get Apis as the ships doctor just to navigate around the weird ass human reindeer hybrid thing that changes form ---- 183093628 ->>183093536 -Based on the leaked episode titles it's gonna end after Loguetown just as they are entering the Grand Line. ---- 183093633 -Shit in; shit out. ---- 183093640 ->>183092192 ->It's not supposed to be good - -This is the weirdest cope. ---- 183093649 ->>183087284 -I'm implying that the response is gonna be far worse when it comes out. ---- 183093810 ->>183093390 -You have autism. ---- 183093830 ->>183093590 - -Get rid of Chopper? Might as well make Luffy a normie and get around that whole weird ass boy made out rubber that changes form thing. ---- 183093845 ->>183093649 -By the fans? For sure. ---- 183093875 ->>183093810 - -No, I just like big tits. ---- 183093915 ->>183093830 -I wonder who they case to play little 2 foot tall choppy ---- 183093952 ->>183086425 (OP) ->and the show jumps between being over the top goofy to being serious, and it’s jarring and inconsistent. -Just like the source material! ---- 183093963 ->>183088009 -And yet Dragonball Evolution pissed off Toriyama so much he came back and did more Dragonball himself. Funny enough. ---- 183093979 ->>183093915 -Warwick Davis. ---- 183094301 ->>183086425 (OP) ->Awful Pacing -I could have told you that immediately after the news that they were condensing the entirety of East Blue down into one 10-episode season. Literally impossible to do well diff --git a/tv/183086503.txt b/tv/183086503.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 01d6b279698524f3f56951566130cc677ecd673c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086503.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,25 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086503 -Dinn ->want to do less work but get paid more ->wants protagonist salary when all you do is voice acting ->99% of the time its not him ->want to be paid the most ->libshit that can't stop bringing politics into his professional life -Bo ->want to give justice to Bo Katan which she voiced since the early 00s ->doesn't fight with directors and producers ->is there isn't always 'busy' ->leaves politics at the door ->Christian ->still married to husband for years now -Why is she so bad as the lead again? It's obvious that Pascal wanted to go do something else and the writers are helping him leave. ---- 183086609 ->>183086503 (OP) -because anon, you're talking about real life actors of fictional characters. none of us give a shit about anything but being entertained and this show is dogshit now. ---- 183086694 ->>183086503 (OP) -More like Mandawhoreian. ---- 183087035 ->>183086503 (OP) -Din Djarin? More like dindu nothing this season. diff --git a/tv/183086520.txt b/tv/183086520.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9a97862dccfcbcd13b8d3f964711a1430bdf9a55..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086520.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086520 -recommend me movies pre-2012 post-1960 ---- 183086575 ->>183086520 (OP) -Dog Day Afternoon -Maniac (1980) -To Live and Die in L.A. -Boogie Nights ---- 183086644 -That movie where a black guy drives a cab and has to fight off gray-haired Tom Cruise. diff --git a/tv/183086522.txt b/tv/183086522.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d390bbeeb5186adfb76e359a8718e9d5b68c2700..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086522.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086522 -he literally based his entire personality on david miscavige. look it up ---- 183087322 ->>183086522 (OP) -One of my teachers in highschool had him as a seminary student. Apparently he is borderline retarded and struggled to understand the basic spanish he was taught. diff --git a/tv/183086536.txt b/tv/183086536.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 10fe095eeaff509494a7a01939c6bfb34f10ce92..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086536.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086536 -was this the only good show made in the last 20 years ? ---- 183086646 ->>183086536 (OP) ->Who is a great example of jews who are "paid to breathe" due to insane amounts of nepotism ---- 183086702 ->lmao retards interacting with an actor pretending to be a retard ->DID YOU JUST DO A MICROAGGRESSION CHUD ROGAN, I’M GONNA SCREAM! ---- 183086963 -he's not jewish. like at all - -Reilly was born in Chicago, Illinois,[2] the fifth of six children.[6] His father was of Irish and Scottish descent, and his mother was of Lithuanian ancestry.[6][7][8] His father ran an industrial linen supply company.[9][10] Reilly has described himself as being mischievous during his childhood, highlighting an event when he was 12 in which he and his friends stole 500 boxes of Sugar Corn Pops from a freight train.[11] Reilly grew up in the Chicago Lawn neighborhood.[12] diff --git a/tv/183086542.txt b/tv/183086542.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f1e8ce818c7416e9bea94012991c3b1a09d49edc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086542.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,66 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086542 -Movies for this feel? ---- 183086604 -Bridge to Terabithia ---- 183086610 ->>183086542 (OP) -Literally can’t think of a single time this has happened. ---- 183086635 ->>183086610 -The passion of the christ retard lmao ---- 183086657 ->>183086542 (OP) -They're STILL seething over white people? Lmao we really broke niggers didn't we ---- 183086703 ->>183086635 ->Be 1st Century Levantine ->"Noooooooooooo Jesus was black!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUB SAHARAN AFRICAN REPRESENTATION NOWWWW!" ---- 183086708 ->>183086657 -You will never be white. Sorry. ---- 183086734 -black people are STILL mad that "tall, dark, and handsome" was not about them ---- 183086744 ->>183086703 -You're the one claiming jesus was white. Not me. ---- 183086780 ->>183086635 -Jesus was aryan according to the book description doe ---- 183086854 ->>183086542 (OP) -Imagine living in this twitter libshit bizarro world that's the exact opposite of reality. ---- 183086870 ->>183086854 -You're the one with a twitter login. Not me. ---- 183086891 ->>183086870 -I'm not the OP, retard. ---- 183086939 ->>183086891 -Never said you were op. You didn't even deny that you had a twitter login. You're the one with a twitter login. Not me. ---- 183086960 ->>183086939 -Are you well? Do you have brain damage? Or is this some kind of a pathetic attempt at deflection? ---- 183086993 ->>183086960 -You're still not denying it. You're the one with a twitter login. Not me. ---- 183087023 ->>183086993 -And you still didn't deny having a million cocks up your ass. Now do you have an actual argument or are you just going to keep crying like a little bitch? ---- 183087043 ->>183086542 (OP) -The opposite is waaaay more common ---- 183087054 ->>183087023 -You're the one getting upset. Not me. ---- 183087396 ->>183086744 - -Jesus was whatever the people of Jordan and Syria look like (i.e. not south asian). ---- 183087413 ->>183086542 (OP) -Is this the leftest version of the Netflix adaptation meme ---- 183087416 ->>183086854 -This is the internet in general and it's not just leftists either. Just people obsessed with radical politics who have lost all touch with reality diff --git a/tv/183086563.txt b/tv/183086563.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5ffadf2c7aec4dd8a8efe1ec5b890551e629b835..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086563.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086563 -Tonight, we learn that the events of the previous episode were merely a dream. diff --git a/tv/183086574.txt b/tv/183086574.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 56faf6c172e62e454ae51fbe36a94328c7360242..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086574.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086574 -He's a man of focus. -commitment. -and sure FUCKING WILL! ---- 183087323 -I just think he's a cutie patooty diff --git a/tv/183086593.txt b/tv/183086593.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ccfd76f7143b661255a1dbd7cfdb2a32cac8ef4e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086593.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086593 -All those drawn out tracking shots, all those strange camera movements are literally just because he was taught that's how films are made. - ->While certainly a stubborn perfectionist, he was also willing to be corrected, at least by people that he trusted. It turned out, actually, that he at times was remarkably bound up by what he had once learned at the Russian film school. I recognized this exact phenomenon from my earlier cooperation with Barabas and Polanski, these also deeply affected by Eastern European film schools, perhaps the best schools in the world, with their much stricter set of ingrained rules than what is commonly found in the western world. At times there were purely practical reasons for such differences. For instance, Barabas and Polanski wanted to do fine tuning of color balance on-the-fly, directly in the camera, as opposed to later in the laboratory, which certainly is better and simpler, but then again the standards of quality at eastern laboratories were hardly the same as in the west. In this case they did yield to my suggestions. ---- 183086607 ->They seem to have been taught that tracking shots should be employed as frequently as possible—I have rarely done as many tracking shots as I did with these three directors—shots which do indeed hold undeniable cinematic value. But in the case of Tarkovskij, the school had taken it so far as to even forbid the use of such a practical tool as the oblique pan. One of the first images we were to shoot for The Sacrifice was such a shot. We were to pan across from a close-up on a glass of water and then up on Erland Josephson who was sitting at a distance away. Tarkovskij vehemently insisted on first tracking horizontally along the tabletop and subsequently vertically up to Erland, which of course took a much longer time than if we went at an angle up from the glass of water and right on to Erland’s face. Only when he saw the alternate take did he admit that this was indeed the better approach. - -https://cinephiliabeyond.org/documentary-sven-nykvists-lighting-process-sacrifice/ diff --git a/tv/183086652.txt b/tv/183086652.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0de7470e982cd79e872ac9721713bbd9966b792e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086652.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086652 -What if we made Nolan’s Batman, but worse in every way and Bruce was an immature faggot? diff --git a/tv/183086668.txt b/tv/183086668.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cb39146f07c6b41080c66c2fffab33f18dfa74eb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086668.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086668 -Western bros, I don't feel so good. ---- 183086987 ->>183086668 (OP) -https://youtu.be/X7PIWV6qwCM [Embed] ---- 183087071 -Asian males (this includes Indians) are the least desirable demographic. ---- 183087105 ->>183086668 (OP) -> mono-cultural high IQ ethnostate produces good things -Ya don’t say… ---- 183087135 ->>183086668 (OP) -I watched this show thinking it would suck, but just ended up miring everyone and actually entertained by their little challenges. ->the foreign contesters all lose super early -lol ---- 183087200 ->it's gonna be a poltard incels spamming shit episode ---- 183087241 ->183087200 -you just want the easy (you)s with this baity whine. You're pathetic! ---- 183087294 ->>183086668 (OP) ->on Netflix -Damn, can't believe it beat a bunch of diversity and tranny shit. ---- 183087333 ->>183087294 -No one actually watches that crap. ---- 183087371 ->>183087135 -There were 4 foreign contestants and 2 made it to the final 20. ---- 183087407 ->>183086668 (OP) ->t. believing Netflix's conflated viewership lies diff --git a/tv/183086672.txt b/tv/183086672.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c313af5ea1a72e8bda03690df86c285ed9a2e6ac..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086672.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086672 -How does someone end up like this? ---- 183087256 -One day I hope to become this demented ---- 183087364 -Looks like an AI that's been lobotomized one too many times. diff --git a/tv/183086697.txt b/tv/183086697.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6687a4cf47cd7848b2cda9bff8f0b4e27f50385e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086697.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086697 -Who cares about a Harry Potter tv series when you've got the Harry Potter Musical ---- 183086736 ->>183086697 (OP) -is this from the "i dont really wanna do the work today" theatre company? ---- 183086902 ->>183086697 (OP) -This was cringe kino diff --git a/tv/183086711.txt b/tv/183086711.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4094e09636b8d5aa3cdb28a992561a7c411aea1b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086711.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086711 ->It's like a seven hour long fuckin' film, very hard film to sit through. I paused it and got up a couple times [...] I can't say I was paying attention 100% because it was just so long. I can't really wrap my mind around sitting in a theater and watching a seven hour long fuckin' movie the whole way through. Yeah. It's an important movie, it's well shot, the acting's good, it's just... that length is really daunting. The first shot of the movie is like eight minutes of fuckin' farm animals [...] like holy shit. - -Was he right to call Tarr out for the unconventional runtime on display? Is it that much of a detriment to the story being told? ---- 183086740 ->>183086711 (OP) -The long runtime and slow shots are necessary to the experience. ---- 183086828 ->>183086711 (OP) -Ralph is a fucking idiot, the britbong is the only redeeming part of shartonicunts ---- 183086904 -people routinely marathon tv shows for 7 hours, why not a movie? diff --git a/tv/183086731.txt b/tv/183086731.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a0783a4284313d353b975cc8f1936177136e61c3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086731.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086731 -What makes Friends joke so complex? ---- 183086813 -Kek, bing ---- 183087063 -What makes Friends joke so homophobic? ---- 183087169 ->>183087063 -based diff --git a/tv/183086739.txt b/tv/183086739.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ff1def5621d53d7957b1c8e4b5dfbae137358d60..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086739.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086739 -Shin Kino Rider diff --git a/tv/183086756.txt b/tv/183086756.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bb892dda62f5604ae1f514fa7ccd7aea953bfbc7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086756.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086756 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktEFFrtq5I [Embed] - -Thoughts on Dr DOnald J Trump's recent appearance on the Tucker Carlson programme? ---- 183086773 ->>183086756 (OP) -i thought he was in jail? ---- 183086849 ->>183086756 (OP) -I like how they both know Tucker said he hates Trump but they keep pretending they're friends. ---- 183087299 ->>183086756 (OP) -#Trump2024ElectricBoogaloo diff --git a/tv/183086764.txt b/tv/183086764.txt deleted file mode 100644 index be2d83abfd18c3b7660ecac2ff6d23c4c0fbd3a3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086764.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,32 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086764 ->make a bad movie ->make it black and white -KINO ---- 183086793 ->>183086764 (OP) -Johnny Mnemonic was already a masterpiece, you absolute loon. ---- 183086796 -Undoubtedly a good way to fool retards. ---- 183086857 ->>183086796 -Want this film pro-marxist? ---- 183086906 -I know this is a roundabout way to slander Zack Snyder's Justice League but the movie was good even without B&W. ---- 183086957 ->>183086857 -Well it certainly attempted to be anti-capitalist, as the director has said several times ---- 183087087 ->>183086764 (OP) -Make bad movie. Stars Keanu Reeves. Keanu wholesome. People like Keanu. Movie good now. ---- 183087103 ->>183086906 -rent free ---- 183087276 ->>183086764 (OP) -Now I wanna run The Room through Adobe Premier. ---- 183087355 -If only there was a way to run movies through a classic Hollywood 3-strip Technicolor filter ---- 183087393 ->>183086793 -somebody get this anon some ROOM SERVICE diff --git a/tv/183086784.txt b/tv/183086784.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 69651a4c68401b8a8bbc62bcdc9ae423084a2903..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086784.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086784 -How am I supposed to pick a movie to watch? There's literally thousands from the last 100 years I can choose and I'm just supposed to single one out and neglect the rest? I can't watch them all. Life is fucking impossible, I swear. ---- 183086850 ->>183086784 (OP) -just pick one and start there you faggot ---- 183086880 ->>183086784 (OP) -watch Only Angels Have Wings -you're welcome diff --git a/tv/183086804.txt b/tv/183086804.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d5b71467a2b3928f68762b4550734f68a5230dc8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086804.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,48 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086804 -Based Luigi ---- 183086855 ->>183086804 (OP) ->p-please hire me Disney ---- 183086856 ->>183086804 (OP) ->you want to be -No Chudigi - -I AM ---- 183086858 ->>183086804 (OP) -He opened a picture of himself up in paint and added this text. ---- 183086885 ->>183086804 (OP) -Bass’d Louie G ---- 183086917 -I LIKE TO... ---- 183086971 -PARTY WITH MY PEEPS ---- 183087033 ->>183086804 (OP) -It's his most liked post. Just an old actor selling out for more work, that's it. ---- 183087118 -CRUISE AND CREEP ---- 183087216 ->>183086855 ->>183087033 -zoom zoom ---- 183087288 ->>183086804 (OP) -all this love is love shit sounds so nice until you get asked by a 15 year old girl when her tits are going to grow back ... ---- 183087319 ->[leftist thing] is based ->he/she is right, you know ->/tv/ btfo! ->why does [random thing] make this board seethe? ->>tranime ->why chuds [some ESL nonsense]? ->kinos for this feel? [Posts a picture of niggers] ->[thing]bros we eating good ->"." [Posts a picture of a twitter screen cap] ->"NOOOOOO I'M BEING GENOCIDED!" ->"two more weeks" ->"trump lost" -Am I missing anything else? diff --git a/tv/183086806.txt b/tv/183086806.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 698aacd2cfd22d50aba77437d46a8c38d050ba76..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086806.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086806 -What did he mean by this? ---- 183086927 -When are we getting Conan the King? ---- 183087006 ->>183086927 -Never ever. ---- 183087037 ->>183087006 -Arnold said a couple years ago they were working on it. ---- 183087129 ->>183087037 -his a senile tard at this point, he just filled in some thing that was dug out for constuction workers. The guy has completely lost his marbles. ---- 183087237 ->>183087037 -That was more than a couple of years ago and the project still doesn't even have a writer or a director attached. It's dead. diff --git a/tv/183086860.txt b/tv/183086860.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 93f2c1e6bde8e36e70ea92f3e712291aeb672204..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086860.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086860 ->VHAGAR...ATE LUKE??? diff --git a/tv/183086887.txt b/tv/183086887.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 638da3fbca177b76d242205bcff838483d2b02ea..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086887.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086887 ->boomer humor ---- 183086918 ->>183086887 (OP) -Joel was based Gen X, retard. ---- 183086921 ->>183086887 (OP) -Joel had the best skits by far -Invention Exchange was soul ---- 183086964 -I tried watching this, it's the most unfunny reddit shit I've ever seen. They just do puns and make dated pop culture references the whole time. There's no chemistry and it all feels so forced. Really bad stuff. ---- 183086973 ->>183086887 (OP) -you have to skip ahead to the Mike era for the actually funny stuff ---- 183086988 -This thread stinks and I hate it ---- 183087014 ->>183086921 -well that was his thing...he was some kind of deadpan prop comic. - -i don't do joel vs mike shit. i love em both. ---- 183087047 ->>183086973 ->all the best Joel episodes were written by Mike -No wonder Rifftrax is going strong while Cinematic Titanic sank ---- 183087078 ->>183087014 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5igaf4JKVI [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z7CKzk5o2U [Embed] -for a prop comic his stuff was pretty damn funny, he was a special guest standup on SNL a bunch of times in the early 80s ---- 183087146 ->>183087078 -You people seriously find this funny? ---- 183087155 ->>183087047 -and the new reboot by Joel is so fucking bad i cant even watch i hate that the MST lecagy is tainted with that shit ---- 183087203 ->>183087155 -the Netflix episodes have pretty good riffs imo ---- 183087244 ->>183087155 -i cant get past Crow and Servo having new voices. also Patton Oswalt makes my skin crawl i try to avoid anything that faggot is in like the plague ---- 183087268 ->>183087203 -i find them and the new kickstarter season brettygud. they did the sequel to robotjox ---- 183087327 ->>183086887 (OP) -Explains why it's actually funny then - -Also Mike > Joel diff --git a/tv/183086926.txt b/tv/183086926.txt deleted file mode 100644 index dc0a3cb6659aadd6790f6cebd5a6c16f3e93060a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086926.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086926 -Why isn't America able to produce a single documentarian that can rival Louis Theroux? ---- 183087038 -Ken Burns is bretty gud, but that's about it ---- 183087069 -He’s half american ---- 183087278 -Ken Burns shits all over this hack ---- 183087310 ->>183087254 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRA86nb-kdg [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183086933.txt b/tv/183086933.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 51c35e69b99d567a13b46b1bf297d6145afa4b0e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086933.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086933 -BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM -I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM diff --git a/tv/183086947.txt b/tv/183086947.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 15ef24b5d44f207a44f82d34a3629be0c62a06ca..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086947.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086947 ->almost 2024 ->still no movie about plato and aristotle walking around athena while dropping the heaviest and deepest thoughts while humiliating the sophists - -bros... ---- 183087025 ->>183086947 (OP) -Behold, Plato's man! ---- 183087147 ->>183086947 (OP) -It would really go like this -Aristotle "Form of the Good? How I shove the form of my foot up your ass old man!" ---- 183087270 ->>183087025 diff --git a/tv/183086967.txt b/tv/183086967.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 462405dafbfae094c4e573bc2d8170543c614610..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086967.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086967 -And like all bad dreams... -There's a tranny at the end of it. diff --git a/tv/183086977.txt b/tv/183086977.txt deleted file mode 100644 index de5b75837fe90472cd1fe9d4538ccd71c7229c7a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183086977.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183086977 -what a messy eater ---- 183087085 ->>183086977 (OP) -I enjoyed a full bowl of Catholic Crunch this morning. diff --git a/tv/183087005.txt b/tv/183087005.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 279da977cfec976fd381e0fc18e1ad64ac7a9998..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087005.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087005 -Post 'em. ---- 183087112 -This kino was recent, since Russia needs repopulating. diff --git a/tv/183087028.txt b/tv/183087028.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f70dff8ad6db60fbf02f3731b62b71e17bb8da54..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087028.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087028 -She would have been a better Tinkerbell in the new Peter Pan film. ---- 183087154 -but she's not black diff --git a/tv/183087030.txt b/tv/183087030.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 31e165119212b5a88d0b15cd0d25089ba22776f0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087030.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,224 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087030 -What in the fuck? ---- 183087098 -“Me and Rick have been working on this highwayman, trying to get it running again but the fuel cell converter is fucked. I got Trevor and Corey to go down to New Reno to steal some parts but it’s been a while, I just hope they didn’t do anything fuckin’ stupid.” ---- 183087179 -“Yo what’s going on man me and Trevor have been all over the place man we can’t find anything but we don’t want to let Julian down you guys gotta help us with this shit, we don’t know shit about cars” ---- 183087228 ->>183087030 (OP) ->>183087098 -Sunnyvale trailer park would be a great wrestling league ---- 183087236 ->>183087179 -“Corey you said you knew shit about cars man if we fuck up it’s on you” ---- 183087251 ->So Cory and Trevor, fuckin idiots, flew the dope planes into the World Trade Centers so I'm fucked. then Randy fuckin jumps out with his blubber gut flying in the wind. it's all fucked! ---- 183087301 ->>183087228 -“GREEN BASTARD, PARTS UNKNOWN.” ---- 183087345 ->>183087251 -“I hope they don’t shit on you Julian..” -“Fuck off jim” -“Big dirty shit Planes… flown by big dirty shittorists… they’re comin’ bud, you better be ready” ---- 183087662 ->post a random TPB quote in a chat ->suddenly other people all quoting TPB at each other without alluding to where and what it's from -It's one of the simple joys on the internet ---- 183087727 -“Check this shit out Julian, this Malt dweller guy had the same issue with these Doper Mutants like we are.” -“Let me see that Rick… and it’s Super mutant, not Doper mutant” -“I know that’s what I fuckin’ said, look it says they got changed by that NEV shit lahey was drinking” -“We need to figure this shit out Rick before Sunnyvale runs out of liquor” ---- 183087826 -Ray did you see 20 brouzouf on the table? ---- 183087876 -“What’s goin on boys? The hell are you doin way out here? Well right now I’m just… working on the carts here, my business. I steal em’ from the super duper mart, fix them up and sell it to the people down in Novac they give me a good price for it. That dinosaur cocksucker creeps me the fuck out, don’t like it’s eyes or it’s big thermometer cock.” ---- 183087878 ->>183087228 -There should be a tpb fighting game. I remember making some really good tpb characters in Soul Calibur ---- 183087922 ->>183087878 -*pow pow* COCKSUCKER! *pshh pow BOOM BOOM* WHAT IN THE FUCK?? ---- 183087946 ->>183087826 -huh what? 20 brouzouf? what, like 10's or something or what? ---- 183088102 ->>183087946 -“Ray, I had 20 fucking brouzouf on the counter here last night” -“What? What are you- are you saying I took it? You think I took your-“ -“Ray you’re the only one in my trailer!” ---- 183088121 ->>183087236 ->you don't even smoke, bubbles ->I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, HAIRDO ---- 183088153 ->>183088102 -coincidence man ---- 183088968 ->>183087727 -"Who the fuck were those Ontario cocksuckers with the power armor?" -"It's Enclave, Rick. The Enclave." -"What, like those things you get with your coffee at Horton's for another cap or two? That doesn't make any fucking sense." -"Ricky, smarten the fuck up. Those are eclairs." -"Well I'm glad you've got all these word learning holotapes in your Pit-Boy, Julian!" ---- 183089802 -Can you believe this shit, boys? Steal one measly little book so maybe Trinity can get some booklearnin' done and now I've got to hide in the fuckin' sewers from these Order Hercules cocksuckers. ---- 183089918 ->Trinity said she got a job with Oil Pans or some shit but I don't think she knows anything about cars. ---- 183090152 -“Lost all the liquor caps at Gomorrah boys, way she goes” ---- 183090239 ->>183089918 -Gree-hee-HEASY ---- 183090252 ->>183089918 ---- 183090261 ->>183087876 -kek ---- 183090267 -This shit is FUCKED. Woopty fuckin' dee I stole a damn horse, so what it's not a big deal. Send me to fuckin' jail like a normal person not put me on a cart with these store clerk dicks, I don't even know these assholes! ---- 183090304 ->>183090267 ->Ricky, life isn't about taking Skooma and eating raw rabbit legs all the damn time. ---- 183090310 ->>183089918 -Damn, is this the best the Maritimes has to offer? Pancake ass mf. ---- 183090452 -crossover when ---- 183090464 ->>183090310 -The important part is she's attainable. ---- 183090467 -I went to a walmart today and they had no carts at the entrance, only a small amount scattered around the lot. Bubbles needs to cut this shit out ---- 183090533 ->>183087030 (OP) -drop the shitstorm, dr. oppenheimer. corey and trevor will pay for ruining the pearl harbor cookout. ---- 183090642 ->way she goes boys, fucking way she goes ---- 183090804 ->>183090642 ->Had a few drinks, travelled through some time. Maybe saw the future leader of the resistance. ---- 183090995 ->>183090804 ->Some people can drink and drive, others can't...what is drunk? ---- 183091013 ->>183090464 -No nudes, right? Who's paying to see this bitch in her underwear? ---- 183091052 ->>183090995 ->Had a back spasm, tranny was shot to shit. Couldn't do a thing, boom: frozen nitro tanker right into the foundry. ---- 183091071 ->>183090804 -“Had a back-spasm, friggin air brakes shot to hell nothin’ I could do, boom, right into the police station.” -“Did he also mention he was fuckin’ wasted?” -“Some guys can drink on the road other guys can’t I mean, what is drunk?” ---- 183091119 ->>183090533 ->president trubbles ---- 183091123 ->>183091013 -Corey and Trevor ---- 183091174 ->>183087030 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfyaftYvFGg [Embed] ---- 183091176 ->>183090464 -that really is one of the most attractive traits in a woman for me ---- 183091181 ->>183091013 ->No nudes -I'm sure if you're in the Halifax area you could have her for $200/night ---- 183091247 -did anyone ever watch the seasons after s5? ---- 183091282 -She's so fucking hot bros ---- 183091311 ->>183091247 -6 and 7 isn't up to the level of 1 - 5 but i still enjoy them a lot, still way bettert han most shows, i never rewatch the netflix stuff though and i rewatch tpb a lot ---- 183091319 ->>183091282 -yeah but wait until she smiles. like a yellow picket fence traced with lipstick. ---- 183091355 ->>183091181 -She's really trying to make her butt look big. -Don't make me go to Halifax ---- 183091360 ->>183091247 -all of it is better then most tv these days, snoop dog was a bit much though. ---- 183091368 ->>183091181 - ->200/night - -That's a bargain, shits 500/hour in Ontario. She must have an STD. ---- 183091396 ->>183090267 ->Oh no I said the word "Talos" so fucking what Talos Talos Tallosy fuckin' Talos. Go ahead and cry about your White Gold accordion I don't give a fuck. ---- 183091413 ->>183091355 ->don’t make me go to Halifax -Made me kek. Nice dubs. ---- 183091479 ->>183091396 -“Ricky, we talked about this shit, the elves are way too fuckin powerful we can’t fuck with them, smarten up!” -“I’m sorry Julian but I’m just trying to relax here get some friggin sleep and these dicks keep casting spells at me!” ---- 183091626 ->>183091368 -I would be surprised if she doesn't have asymptomatic HSV2 ---- 183091800 ->>183090304 ->Look Julian, I'm sorry I'm not smart enough to get in the damn College of Winter Hole alright? I just need a bit more time to get my Moon Sugar growin' business up and running but right now if I don't have a bowl of Skooma I'm gonna fuckin' snap so lay off me. ---- 183091887 ->>183091282 -S6 Lucy is best Lucy. -George Green was a lucky man after the cheeseburger picnic. ---- 183091936 ->>183091800 ->Ricky, focus. Stop fucking around with that Moon Sugar shit and come work for the Companions with me. All the mead you can fuckin' drink, man! ---- 183091993 ->>183091396 ->>183091479 -Ricky! What's this I hear about you promoting Talos worship in the park? You got a death wish, boy? Shit winds are brewin' Rick, you keep causing trouble and I'm calling the Thalmor down here. ---- 183092064 ->HEY! Now what the fuck is the ox shit I’ve been hearing about some moron milk-drinker and his dirty dancing friend coming back to Skyrim? You assholes better not be praying to Talos or I swear to god, I’ll use this fuckin’ thing. ---- 183092161 ->>183091993 -“Great, fuckin’ call em then i don’t give a fuck, but when they get down here I’m telling them you’re fucking drunk on mead!“ ---- 183092392 -CAN I GET HALF A DOZEN SWEET ROLLS TO GO KNOWMSAYIN?? ---- 183092487 ->>183087236 -this guy whinging about his firing is so funny. true insight into the chaotic creation of this hilarious piece of art ---- 183092589 ->>183092487 ->whinging -not a word. ---- 183092636 ->>183092064 -Why don't you take your little staff and fuck off because we all know you're too scared to use it. ---- 183092642 ->>183092589 -ye its pronounced win-jing where im from its common ---- 183092811 ->>183092589 -its a fuckin word you retard nigger . What you mean is its not in the oxford dictionary or some shit right? this is not acedemia you utter faggot ---- 183092885 ->>183091936 -“Julian keeps talking about the companions like they’re the greatest fuckin thing since wiped bread, those fuckers howl and bark at me all fuckin night long, I’ve got no time for those dicks” ---- 183092919 ->>183092811 ->read this in j-roc’s voice ---- 183093003 ->>183092811 -Not him, but it's bong faggotry and we don't need it here. This is a leaf thread, we don't need your homosexual Engl*sh idioms. ---- 183093133 ->>183091282 -Lucy was literally never attractive. ---- 183093168 ->>183091368 -And soon, so shall I. ---- 183094316 ->>183092392 -based thread diff --git a/tv/183087041.txt b/tv/183087041.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 09e4b1c111f9d1bf173c420b139e5d0aec86806f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087041.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087041 -This green dude needs his own movie. ---- 183087121 -Who’s that green guy? ---- 183087141 ->>183087041 (OP) -who is this funny little man? i'm gonna call him "pepe" ---- 183087178 -Janny as the antagonist ---- 183087240 ->>183087178 -cast him ---- 183087250 -Fortunate son is the theme tune diff --git a/tv/183087109.txt b/tv/183087109.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3fb20f76b4f9e0a3d9166e87ded20207ba012fd3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087109.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087109 ->Ruin your show ---- 183087185 ->saves your show ---- 183087207 ->>183087109 (OP) -OH YEAH IM A MONKEY SCISSOR MY MONKEY HOLE!!! ---- 183087243 ->>183087207 ->nigger are Stu- ---- 183087252 ->>183087185 ->HEY MO! diff --git a/tv/183087198.txt b/tv/183087198.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cfc9d6e27f09f60a0d3444edb88d210187048c51..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087198.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087198 -HOLY F-IN KINO diff --git a/tv/183087229.txt b/tv/183087229.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 859d410c0d41394289a3ee586927647046364e7e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087229.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087229 ->Its a Hal episode diff --git a/tv/183087318.txt b/tv/183087318.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 738d7a36eee1c3f6702b88053525cb0f242d3bde..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087318.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087318 ->dude I just have this twin brother who looks, sounds, and acts just like me who no one else has actually seen -BRAVO NOLAN -The cloning shit was almost more realistic -Terrible fucking movie and the "twist" was so obvious you thought it was a red herring the whole time. diff --git a/tv/183087360.txt b/tv/183087360.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4cabf907f7b0e3d40735cc67059d688bd326a2b0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087360.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087360 ->thinking michael is selfish for wanting to keep Walt because his ex could provide better -why is the lost fanbase so evil? diff --git a/tv/183087394.txt b/tv/183087394.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 70a640a49702bee503cdf6a50d3a8baf393df0db..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087394.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087394 ->film triggers intense nostalgia diff --git a/tv/183087397.txt b/tv/183087397.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2cafca085468a34f4d8eda1499963f7930cc12ce..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087397.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087397 ->more fun to think about than to watch -post 'em diff --git a/tv/183087604.txt b/tv/183087604.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 214a1115aff439e0c18f09c978e9ef7fa84355a4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183087604.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,146 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183087671 ->>183087604 (OP) ---- 183087692 ->>183087604 (OP) -Point Break ---- 183087892 ->>183087785 -Tendres Cousines ---- 183087914 ->>183087671 -The Count of Monte Cristo ---- 183088629 ->>183087604 (OP) -The Perfect Storm ->>183087671 -Cabin Boy ->>183087785 -Entrapment ->>183087892 -A Summer in St. Tropez ->>183088005 -Good Boys ---- 183088907 ->>183088629 -Last Action Hero ---- 183088951 ->>183087604 (OP) ---- 183089162 ->>183088969 -The Big Lebowski ---- 183089167 ->>183088951 -Ransom ---- 183089222 ->>183088988 -Life of Pi ---- 183089227 ->>183089052 -Tenebre ---- 183089333 ->>183088629 -sauce on image? ---- 183089634 ->>183087604 (OP) -What movie is this? ---- 183089735 ->>183088951 -The Departed ->>183088969 -Jurassic Park ->>183088988 -Bulletproof Monk ->>183089010 -Ghost Rider ->>183089052 -Return of the Living Dead ->>183089167 -Tales of Terror ->>183089333 -How about a movie rec? ---- 183089838 ->>183089010 -Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me ---- 183089860 ->>183089735 -Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 1 and the first half of season 2. ---- 183090090 ->>183087671 -Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) - ->>183088951 -The Most Beautiful Boy in the World (2021) - ->>183089838 -Tank Girl (1995) ---- 183090096 ->>183089838 -Machete Kills ->>183088629 and >>183089735 are Jade Struck. ---- 183090688 ->>183090490 -The gunfighter ---- 183090918 -thats a nice view ---- 183090927 ->>183090096 -Grindhouse ---- 183091272 ->>183087604 (OP) -The fog ->>183087671 -Capt. Horatio hornblower ->>183087785 -Lolita ->>183088005 -The avengers: Infinity War ->>183088629 -Mr and ms smith ->>183088951 -Death wish ->>183088969 -The birds ->>183088988 -Rise of the planet of the ape ->>183089010 -The dirties ->>183089052 -City of the dead ->>183089167 -Saragossa manuscript ->>183089735 -Fatal justice ->>183089838 -Cherry 2000 ->>183090490 -Kiss me deadly ->>183090894 -We need to talk about kevin ---- 183092044 ->>183091843 -Death wish ---- 183092084 ->>183092054 -Richard jewell ---- 183092166 ->>183087604 (OP) ->Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. -:( ---- 183092232 ->>183092166 -Describe an image anon ---- 183092422 ->>183092232 -An elephant gracefully iceskating on a lake ---- 183092727 ->>183092084 -Is there any nudity? ---- 183092908 ->>183092722 -Hatching Pete ---- 183093123 ->>183092563 -Dirty Grandpa ---- 183093699 -Love these threads. Too bad I'm not much of a kinosseur. diff --git a/tv/183088166.txt b/tv/183088166.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3f610bf20444d6e728d956fb968fb675665d541a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183088166.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,157 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183088166 -Jack Nicholson ---- 183088184 -he looks like an earthrocker ---- 183088246 ->>183088166 (OP) - -what does this expression convey ---- 183088278 ->world still shit ->im going back to ebed ---- 183088302 -He’s fat, but other than that he looks good. That’s the benefits of getting a ton of sleep and not having a lot of stress. Good for him. ---- 183088314 ->>183088246 -Marlon Brandon power stance ->>Feed Me Burgers ---- 183088318 ->>183088166 (OP) -nice gyno fag ---- 183088340 ->>183088302 ->he looks good. -lol ---- 183088341 ->wake up to find some dickhead aiming a camera in your bedroom window -Yeah thats about the reaction any normal man would have. ---- 183088389 ->>183088314 ---- 183088408 -Not bad for 85 ---- 183088511 ->>183088408 -As good as it gets. ---- 183088606 ->>183088408 -Batman. ---- 183088652 ->>183088184 -An earthrocker always rocks off the deep end. ---- 183088698 ->>183088246 ->If only you knew how bad things really are ---- 183088775 ->>183088408 -Unironically this, my dad is 65 and looks similar ---- 183088805 ->>183088408 -He’s older than Biden?! Holy fuck ---- 183088835 -He looks the same as he’s looked since the 00s ---- 183088848 ->>183088166 (OP) -this is basically what he's looked like for the past 20 years dumbass ---- 183088865 ->>183088340 -He's 85 you retard ---- 183088955 ->>183088848 ->>183088865 -fat americans detected LMAO ---- 183088984 -how do i stop aging? ---- 183089006 -FYI he's suffered from dementia for well over a decade now and its why here's completely retreated from the public eye ---- 183089022 -is there anything scarier than dementia? ---- 183089033 ->>183088166 (OP) -Looks better than Bam ---- 183089039 ->I am become Brando. Destroyer of hoagies. ---- 183089040 ->>183088166 (OP) ->men don’t hit the w- ---- 183089044 -Imagine smoking wit him and nickocada ---- 183089058 ->>183088166 (OP) -This guy has banged legendary amounts of pussy. ---- 183089111 ->i'll tell ya one thing: i woke up wit a decatheter up my penis! ---- 183089142 ->>183088984 -immortalization via art ---- 183089188 ->>183088184 -I didn't know Jack was also a musician. ---- 183089216 ->>183088984 -You die ---- 183089237 ->>183088984 -Avoid the sun and don’t do drugs ---- 183089239 ->>183089142 ->immortalization -What about the iconoclasts ---- 183089282 ->>183088318 -You will have them too one day, once you reach his age ---- 183089310 ->>183088984 -You don’t, embrace it. Trannys, women, and effeminate zoomers try to fight it. ->inb4 don’t drink alcohol, don’t go outside and use this le facial cream!! -YWNBAW. ---- 183089348 ->>183088166 (OP) -i look like this now in my 30s pretty much except my hairs not grey hair, but its thinning and unkempt like that ---- 183089383 -That's one motherfucker with zero regrets in life. ---- 183089404 ->>183089058 -k ---- 183089540 ->>183088184 -what rocks are we talking ---- 183090445 ->>183088408 -honestly. not to mention this is obviously an unflattering picture. he probably just woke up. could be a lot worse for 85. ---- 183090492 ->>183088166 (OP) -Mother fucker got that colossal titan drip ---- 183090577 ->>183088166 (OP) -He looks like how I feel (and look). ---- 183090601 ->>183088984 -make it to 2065 ---- 183090708 ->>183088166 (OP) -i'm 19 and fatter than him ---- 183091309 ->>183088166 (OP) -Looks like an AI depiction ---- 183092391 ->>183088511 -ayyy ---- 183092433 ->>183088166 (OP) ->I'm still waiting for your queer party friends ---- 183092488 -THERE IS A HOUSE DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS -THEY CALL THE RISING SUN ---- 183092685 ->>183088984 -keep active, wear sunscreen. It won't solve all your problems, but being an old fuck who can move is better than one who can't. ---- 183093089 ->>183088166 (OP) -Oh fuck are we getting About Schmidt 2? ---- 183093636 ->>183088166 (OP) -WHITE MANS BOURBON, LOYD ---- 183093806 ->>183088984 -spirit cooking diff --git a/tv/183088289.txt b/tv/183088289.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f14659086dd0900540e30ba637e4c1acaff663e4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183088289.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,133 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183088289 -How did Smallville get renewed year after year? ---- 183088375 -cheap to make ---- 183088379 -SOVL ---- 183088589 ->>183088289 (OP) -was really good for it's time ---- 183088639 ->>183088289 (OP) -because it was better than any show you like. ---- 183088751 -Is there a watch order online that tells which filler episodes to skip? ---- 183089078 ->>183088289 (OP) -Comfiness ---- 183089209 ->>183088289 (OP) -Because it was the only thing on the CW that got ratings besides Supernatural. ---- 183089466 -I join cult for she ---- 183089517 ->>183088289 (OP) -It kept being good he was a good Superman and that sexy girls that's really all you need ---- 183089560 ->>183088751 -it’s all filler, that’s what makes it /comfy/ ---- 183089614 ->>183089560 -Yeah, but there is difference between fun filler and complete was of time filler. ---- 183089715 ->>183089614 -From what I remember the early seasons didn’t feel like a waste of time. But after Lex leaves yeah it’s shit ---- 183089839 ->>183089614 -If you aren't willing to put in the fucking work then fuck off cocksucker! You don't deserve the privilege to fucking watch this show! ---- 183089955 ->>183089614 -They definitely had filler episodes, they were doing 22 per season, but the quality was pretty steady throughout the early years of the show. What you do notice is the first and last episodes of each season got huge portions of the budget and are great then they would have 5 or so truly great episodes scattered throughout the season. ---- 183090194 ->>183088289 (OP) ->How did Smallville get renewed year after year? - -Teen drama for the girls - -Capeshit for the guys - -Makes for a comfy chill show while your girlfriend sucks you off while thinking of Tom Welling, and you thinking of Kristen Kreuk. ---- 183090336 ->>183088751 -It's an episodic series, dude. That was the norm for TV back in the day. ---- 183090436 ->>183088289 (OP) -Tits ---- 183090551 ->>183088289 (OP) -This guy. The only reason I checked it out was I thought the idea of a show where Lex and Clark are friends was a cool idea.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAUmncOVWwM ---- 183090693 ->>183090551 -Indeed. Lex was the best character on the show. With Lionel a very close second. ---- 183090726 ->>183088289 (OP) -Watching it for the first time, its peak 2000s kino ---- 183090937 -SOMEBODY SAAAAAVE MEE -I DON’T CARE HOW YOU DO IT -JUST SAVE SAVE COME ON ---- 183090958 -Who else here is Team Alicia? ---- 183091048 ->>183090958 -The show writers did her so fucking dirty just so they could hop back on the Lana drama one episode later. ---- 183091198 ->>183090832 ---- 183091375 ->>183091048 -Should have taken Lana out when she had the chance. ---- 183091518 ->>183090221 -Looks fake. No way her tits were that big. ---- 183091529 ->>183090832 -I could have saved her. ---- 183091623 ->>183089466 -how do I join a sex cult? hypothetically of course ---- 183091691 ->>183091623 -you probably start low like the towel boy or something and just have to wipe up all the cum ---- 183091722 ->>183091589 -Snyder was a fan of Smallville and referenced it multiple times throughout his trilogy. Comparing both does nothing. ---- 183091803 ->>183088289 (OP) -It literally carried the CW as a network until Supernatural became a thing. ---- 183091904 ->>183091803 ->It literally carried the CW -CW never made money in its entire existence though. ---- 183091967 ->>183091904 -Yeah - -Smallville prevented it from going under completely ---- 183092053 ->>183091904 ->>183091967 -This. If it wasn't for pic related CW would be folded years ago. ---- 183092083 ->>183088289 (OP) -They knew what the people wanted. ---- 183092169 ->>183092053 -What a soulful pic. ---- 183092181 ->DUDE ->I JUST RECOVERED MY POWERS AND I AM AFRAID OF HURTING LANA ->BIG KRYPTONIAN COCK ---- 183092209 ->>183092181 ---- 183092284 ->>183092053 -These shows feel like a lifetime ago. ---- 183092300 ->>183092209 -They dont make em like this anymore ---- 183092520 ->new female character? Let's get a scene of her in her underwear as soon as possible. ---- 183093160 ->>183088589 -for me it's chloe looking pissed off as she gets bullied by the black guy who in turn looks miserable diff --git a/tv/183088325.txt b/tv/183088325.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c32c8327c5af55e95abd6e49fcbdb2932ee7ffdf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183088325.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,974 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183088325 ->anime surpassed Hollywoo- ---- 183088576 ->>183088325 (OP) -I hate tranime ---- 183088603 ->>183088325 (OP) -Anime can't be kin- ---- 183088635 ->>183088325 (OP) -kino ---- 183088650 ->>183088603 -This is shit. You like watching shit. ---- 183088682 ->>183088325 (OP) -You do know Hollywood is going to be liek this in like 10 years, right? The only reason Japan hasn't changed is because there are no legal repercussions for poor treatment of talent or harassment by agencies ---- 183088772 ->>183088325 (OP) -is this shit any good? I haven't read Kaguya-sama either. ---- 183088928 ->>183088635 -What's going on here ---- 183089272 ->>183088325 (OP) -Considering the fact that Hollywood’s productions are all about niggers and politics, anime steps ahead in quality. ---- 183089583 ->>183088635 -only the firts episode lol ---- 183089602 ->>183088325 (OP) -wtf is this real ---- 183089642 ->>183088603 ->posting the edit ---- 183089646 ->>183088325 (OP) -look at those lil niggas go ---- 183089652 ->>183088772 -no, its just another revenge isekai, a very bad at that ---- 183089668 ->>183089646 -they boutta do it ---- 183089726 -WOAH IS THAT THE NORMALFAG FLAVOR OF THE MONTH ---- 183089738 ->>183089652 ->revenge isekai -wtf is that? ---- 183089752 ->>183089738 -it's a tranime thing you wouldn't get it ---- 183089776 ->>183088603 -literally tranime ---- 183089791 ->>183088325 (OP) -These lil niggas cookin fr fr on jah ---- 183089819 ->>183089776 -you gotta give it to the japs they found one hell of a market niche ---- 183089873 ->>183088325 (OP) -Imagine what they can do with cock ---- 183089874 ->>183089652 -it's not isekei, it's reincarnation garbage. ---- 183089987 -"Tranime. Oh my science a new season of that netflix show is on!" ---- 183091039 ->>183089987 -Chad is a bbc chuck porn watcher now too? ---- 183091794 ->>183088325 (OP) -Sith lords! At such an age?! ---- 183091855 ->>183089987 -Seething ---- 183091895 ->anime can't be ki- ---- 183092004 ->>183089775 -kino ---- 183092290 ->>183088325 (OP) -https://youtu.be/hjGZLnja1o8 [Embed] - -https://youtu.be/Yt6PPkTDsWg?t=43 [Embed] ---- 183092606 ->>183088325 (OP) -Youtube has surpassed Hollywood at this point. ---- 183092764 ->>183091895 -Way way too big. ---- 183092979 -Anime is kino. - -Sorry not sorry. ---- 183093048 ->>183089642 -That isn't real, fuck you.... Is it? ---- 183093078 ->>183089775 ->anime cant be ki- ---- 183093106 ->>183088325 (OP) -haha i hope this becomes the next big meme! ---- 183093107 ->>183088325 (OP) -Idol "culture" is so cringe. I've gone to one (1) idol festival, ended up backstage and partied with a bunch of them by being a normal human being. Meanwhile the cucks in the audience are waving their little light rods and tugging their cocks. The chicks are actually pretty cool. The ones who aren't delusional and think they're going to "make it" by performing in malls at least. ---- 183093652 ->>183092979 -my pp has arisen ---- 183093983 ->>183093107 -What makes it even more embarrassing, is if you were to show me a compilation of pictures of each of those korean singers, whatever the name of their boy band is, I would wonder "Are these pictures of different people?" - -And that's korea, Japanese culture strikes me as a culture of people putting on masks, do those fans actually think they know the personality of these chicks? Very embarrassing ---- 183094004 ->>183093107 -Same. Japs take it too far. ---- 183094054 ->>183093048 -Sorry bud. ---- 183094302 ->>183091895 ->anime can't be ki-ACK ---- 183094366 ->>183094054 -is this fake? ---- 183094435 ->>183094302 -Okay... this is actual kino... ---- 183094440 ->>183093107 ->ended up backstage and partied with a bunch of them by being a normal human being -you made a good point but come on ---- 183094467 ->>183088325 (OP) ->Reincarnation ->Idol ->Genius HACK -It's complete and utter shit. ---- 183094478 ->>183094366 -Yeah ignore that retard, the guy faked that it was fake to hide his amazing dancing cat ---- 183094482 ->>183088325 (OP) -looks kino to me ---- 183094490 ->>183089642 -LULZ ---- 183094527 ->>183089642 ->>183093048 ->>183094054 ->>183094366 ->>183094478 ->>183094490 -Vine was 12 years ago, and was shit down 10 years ago. ---- 183094574 ->>183088576 -fpbp -fuck tranime and fuck the faggots who enjoy it ---- 183094602 -i don't know what this thread is about but i can appreciate how much better 3D has gotten in anime in a somewhat short time ---- 183094637 ->>183094302 ->>183091895 -Brown anime girls > white anime girls ---- 183094726 ->>183088576 -It's poison for the soul, I just wish that the zoomers would learn from my mistakes. ---- 183094842 ->>183088325 (OP) ->>183088603 ->>183089775 ->>183092004 ->>183093078 ->>183094302 ->>183094602 -cringe ---- 183094952 ->>183088576 -this is why i only watch shows with no stinky girls in them. no girls = no dysphoria mind control propoganda ---- 183095445 ->>183094842 -you didn't even open all of those ---- 183095553 ->>183088603 ->>>/wsg/4999972 ---- 183096965 ->>183088325 (OP) -the kino....exploded!? ---- 183097036 ->>183088603 -The webm that saved 2023 ---- 183097167 -For me its konosuba ---- 183097242 ->>183088325 (OP) -for me? it's manyuu hikenshou, haha musume donburi and buta no gotoki ---- 183097279 ->>183094302 -I love giant boobs. I love giant women. Simple as. ---- 183097286 ->>183097167 -What's the appeal of Megumin? ---- 183097382 ->>183088325 (OP) -Came for the anime -Stayed for the kino ---- 183097421 ->>183097286 -sex ---- 183097422 ->>183094302 -source? ---- 183097449 ->>183097421 -That looks like ass ---- 183097654 ->>183088576 ---- 183097695 ->>183097502 -nice slideshow ---- 183097799 ->>183097695 ---- 183097813 ->>183097502 ->these background graphics are made with unreal engine -made me laugh and im not sure why ---- 183097846 ->>183097502 ->>183097799 ->No Gunz Life - -holy based ---- 183097942 ->be Doga Kobo ->want to viral market your anime ->ask your animation director to make a clip to get passed around twitter ->he tells you he has just the thing -OP is a fag. ---- 183098056 ->>183094302 -Imagine if that's actally how you die ---- 183098152 ->>183093107 ->>183093983 ->>183094004 -Yeah but you gotta admit, Korea just straight up robbed and copied the model and made it 100 times more succesful. Who knew all it took to actually sell shit to anyone but a small group of fat pervs was appealing to actual teenagers? I mean don't get me wrong, all the KPOP idols will also be irrelevant past their 30's and abused to shit by their industry but they are making a ton more money and having a wider reach that JPOP idols ever did. ---- 183098219 ->>183097695 -It's an ending credits, and meant to mimic repeating, animated advertisements you see in cyberpunk/futuristic shit, after all it's tech noir anime ---- 183098267 ->>183088603 -this webbum pretty much sums up why I stopped watching anime for nearly a decade in the late 2000s when the moeshit started. then I come back and it's all isekai with titles that are 2 paragraphs ---- 183098289 -PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUSSSE TONIGGHHHT -WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU, SHAKE THAT ---- 183098351 ->>183097167 ->>183097421 ->Konosuba was 7 years ago. ---- 183098520 ->>183088325 (OP) -am I supposed to understand what these retarded anime babies are doing? ---- 183098553 ->>183088603 -Of course it can. ---- 183098560 ->>183088325 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWW-akPHxeY [Embed] ---- 183098584 ->>183088325 (OP) -Literally no one said that ---- 183098622 ->>183098584 -Kikes threatened the authors life because he was making NatSoc kino with mainstream appeal and sniveling kike rats cant have that ---- 183098638 ->>183098553 -I think you might've misunderstood the post you replied to, you tumblr gif posting newfag. ---- 183098666 ->>183089642 -holy kino ---- 183098726 ->>183098553 -for me it's chrollo ---- 183098786 ->>183098553 -is this the hxh guy who bites a guys skull and spits the bone through another guys face? have only seen the original anime ---- 183098819 -At least anime isn't filled with niggers or LGBT+ bullshit. At least the ones that are successful anyways. Still who knows what happens to things like Gundam once Tomino is dead. ---- 183098835 ->>183098152 -I think the difference is simply that J-Pop was never marketed outside of Japan, whereas K-Pop was specifically designed to appeal to westerners. ---- 183098853 ->>183088325 (OP) ->>183088603 -I hate what I'm seeing. ---- 183098870 ->>183098786 -Yes ---- 183098899 ->>183098819 -It's already going down the wrong track adapting his most nobodycares works. But even after he's gone, try as they might they will never be able to make anything worse than ZZ ---- 183098909 ->>183098584 ->No, I don't want that! ---- 183098912 ->>183088325 (OP) -I wish there was a name for this soulless Korean webtoon-looking style of anime I've been seeing the past few years. And no, don't call it "tranime" cause that ain't it ---- 183098920 ->>183088325 (OP) ->contrarians actually saying "this is totally better than Hollywood guys!" -Weebs are so deluded it's laughable. No matter how bad Hollywood gets, it will never be THIS bad. ---- 183098952 ->>183098899 -Z was great wtf happened? ---- 183098972 ->>183089642 -i want to put that zoomer kid doing the flossing dance but idk how ---- 183098989 ->>183098819 -If there ever was a POC LGBT main character for a Gundam series I'd probably off myself. ---- 183099023 ->>183098267 -We need more cool manly/male-oriented shit like we had with 80s OVAs and less weird fetishy harem bullshit. - -Give me more LOGH or Yoshiaki Kawajiri movies, less stupid harem shit. ---- 183099026 ->>183098952 -The best way to think of it is the Z movies are canon, and thus ZZ never happens. I have the unpopular opinion of liking Unicorn (and even more unpopular opinion of liking NT) but I can easily live without them if it means ZZ and CCA never happened ---- 183099057 ->>183098920 -This thread is b8 but there are many anime that surpass your average western slop, especially fucking Netflix garbage. Even if the anime is shit, at least it isn't racemixing faggot troon propaganda, which still puts it above Netflix shows. ---- 183099072 ->>183098819 -More and more western money is filtering into anime every year. Give it 5-10 years and anime will unironically be as pozzed as Cartoon Network and Disney are now. ---- 183099108 ->>183099072 -Hollywood kikes are panicking because everyone under 18 vastly prefers anime to Western pozzed shit ---- 183099109 ->>183099026 -I liked: -Stardust Memory -War in the Pocket -0079 -Wing -Z -CCA - -Hated: -Original -X -ZZ -G -Seed -00 - -I am almost afraid to watch the zoomer gundam shows like Unicorn or Hathaway. ---- 183099111 ->>183098726 -Glad he smoked Hisoka but I'm also glad he has to mourn a bunch of his dead members. It's the way of life they chose. ->>183098786 -Yes and it's what makes him my favorite character. He's a brute but he's also intelligent and uses his wits to capitalize on his raw strength. Most characters of that archetype only know how to punch really hard and nothing else but Uvogin goes beyond that. ---- 183099127 ->>183099109 -Oh I also hated Turn-A, fuck that tranny shit. ---- 183099149 ->>183098972 -That was 6 years ago, that kids more than likely over 18 now. ---- 183099188 ->>183089775 -Something about women being in skimpy or exposing clothing and having a combined determined/embarrassed expression gets me going. ---- 183099252 ->>183098989 -Amuro and Char was gay as fuck. ---- 183099298 ->>183099109 ->Hating X and G -Faggot - ->Liked 0079/hated Original -Huh? - ->>183099127 ->Hating Turn A -Double dog nigger shit taste. Fucking retarded faggot. "TURN A IS TRANNY SHIT". No it isn't you dumb nigger, MC dresses as a girl to do espionage and glasses man is bamboozled, that's the extent. MC isn't a faggot and never considers himself a girl. He's a giga chad that no way fags the menhera and nabs himself some moon queen pussy. You'd probably like Dykes from Mercury with your shit fucking taste. ---- 183099311 ->>183099109 ->hated G -nigga you gey ---- 183099315 ->>183099072 -Yup, they're going hard on vtubers ---- 183099318 -Speaking of Gundam and kino. ---- 183099328 ->>183093983 ->do those fans actually think they know the personality of these chicks? -No, they don't and furthermore they wouldn't want to. They are mainly high school dropouts who half the time live with their mothers and work seven days a week. With the odd exception, they aren't particularly interesting people. "Idoling" is something people do, not what they are. This is understood I think. ---- 183099335 -Is there a single anime that has a couple who are in an actual romantic relationship, that's written well? - -Even FMA: Brotherhood was weird with it. The married couple barely acted lile they were anything more than friends. ---- 183099370 ->>183088576 -Kys ---- 183099371 ->>183099298 ->Turn-A -Fuck that nigger tranny. ->X/G -Millenial detected. - -The fuck is Dykes from Mercury, I don't watch modern anime shit faggot. ---- 183099382 -Digital drawn anime cannot be kino. ---- 183099412 ->>183099335 -Since most posts lately are Gundam which is famously laughable when it comes to romance, I will say the best written one is Ramba and Hamon, because it's already established. The ones that screentime is put towards are always painfully retarded ---- 183099426 ->>183099318 ->SHINIIIIIIIIIING FIIIIINGEEEEEER ---- 183099460 ->>183099149 ->6 years ago -holy shit. this is what it feels like to be old i guess ---- 183099535 ->>183094302 -The BE in this is my most fapped to hentai moment of all time. ---- 183099574 -Another thinly veiled KPOP psyop thread -Just look at the webm on the OP - -Are you telling me, /a/ loves KPOP now? ---- 183099620 ->>183092979 ->>183093652 -the only thing that stops the dd anime from being shit is the fact that since a sequel was confirmed a shitty anime will not be the last thing dd related capcom ever put out ---- 183099672 ->>183099318 ->only gets good in the last few episodes -yep its a non UC gundam show alright ---- 183099709 ->>183094302 -cute shoes ---- 183099720 ->>183099672 -I've paid zero attention to it, I just assumed it was a nonsensically placed UC series like the last 5 ---- 183099752 ->>183098899 -ZZ was great. Sorry you got filtered by CHADau ---- 183099791 ->>183099709 -While her mom takes top Macross character spot, Emilia is the GOAT when it comes to songs. Only has 2 and yet they're #1 and probably #5 or so ---- 183099793 ->>183093078 ---- 183099814 ->>183099720 -the protag is an implied dyke thats why it got as popular as it did with normies who never heard of gundam before ---- 183099862 ->>183099709 ---- 183099920 ->>183099890 ->why live when i can have pineapple salad and die instead ---- 183099935 ->>183092606 -/thread -https://youtu.be/V0ODG8bFme0 [Embed] ---- 183099956 ->>183099862 ---- 183100011 -Mecha shit is for children ---- 183100016 ->>183099832 -I expected a meh show but at least great tunes out of this, but got meh show and meh tunes ---- 183100044 ->>183099460 -Yup, but hey, hope you've actually done shit with your life, and not been neet, who even dropped hobbies like I've been. ---- 183100168 ->>183097502 ->>183097799 ->you teenager now son ->you choose your anime: trannime or negrofication anime ---- 183100170 ->>183100011 -so true! *watches capeshit* ---- 183100526 ->>183088325 (OP) ->>183088603 ->well animation ->wasted on this shit -What the fuck is wrong with Japanese manchildren? Do nipgers really? ---- 183100612 ->>183100526 -The "obsessive fan" market is the most lucrative, most likely to buy the blu rays, box sets, merch, etc etc. They are lonely losers with disposable income. It makes good business sense. But yeah, I had the same reaction. ---- 183100725 ->>183099109 ->liked 0079 ->hated original -What? ---- 183100814 -Why does a cute webm like this cause so much seethe in tourists? ---- 183100845 ->>183100526 -Otaku culture has become a bloated monster come the late 00s ---- 183100865 ->>183098289 -I just want the FBI to know that this is a based post and a shining example of what a based post looks like ---- 183100908 ->daily moeshit hate thread -Jesus Christ there's more to anime than moeshit, just stop watching moeshit. ---- 183100915 ->>183098622 -the fan ending is far superior. Look up Attack on Titan Requiem. I believe that's what it's called. ---- 183101012 ->>183098584 -Eliot Rodgers ---- 183101050 ->>183100612 -Not just about the money, plenty of times animators will just sperg out on a project for seemingly no reason just because their particular OC makes their cocks as hard as diamond. Then you have other projects where the studio only ended up getting the license to Berserk or OPM because an executive underbid everyone else and promised an insane deadline, resulting in a sure-fire hit show to be pure garbage for no good reason other than that someone wanted to make money fast. - -The industry is pretty much done at this point. ---- 183101385 ->>183088603 ->>183089775 ->>183091895 ->>183092004 ->>183094302 ->>183097167 -These characters are minor-coded. Take your pedo shit back to /lgbt/ with all the other groomers. ---- 183101567 ->>183101385 ->minor-coded ->coded -Go back to twitter, you fucking faggot ---- 183101609 ->>183101385 -Your brain is retard coded ---- 183101943 ->>183088576 -Based. ---- 183102270 ->>183102117 -Why would you shoot a man AFTER you throw him out of an airplane? ---- 183102299 ->>183102117 -4 U ---- 183102354 ->me and the boys logging in on 4chan ---- 183102372 ->>183088603 -There should be a way to measure which gif has caused the greatest amount seethe on 4chan. For 2023, I think its between this and the Food Truck Girl. Just goes to show that this board is still chock full of r/incel refugees ---- 183102419 ->>183091039 ->Always has been -He's just embarrassed to admit it ---- 183102428 ->>183102117 ->>183102270 ->>183102299 ---- 183102433 ->>183102270 -You're a big guy. ---- 183102783 ->>183099890 ->40 years old ->still BTFOs 95% of shit animated today even thougb digital tech and computers were supposed to make animation more efficient and cost effective ---- 183102906 ->>183098899 -ZZ is great you brainlet fag. ---- 183103057 ->>183097799 ->>183097502 -I'm still not sure what they were thinking with this ED, the first season's was so much better. ---- 183103190 ->>183099672 -yeah, it not that "only gets good" -It's that the story doesn't even start until the last few eps ---- 183103503 ->>183102354 -Lotta loli anime this year, huh? ---- 183103961 -I honestly don't know why anime is always so low FPS. Why is the animation always choppy? You NEVER see smooth anime animation, it literally never happens. One of the many reasons I avoid it. ---- 183104094 ->>183103961 -Because they sacrifice framerate for detail. Japanese animators are already worked to the bone as it is. When you're not drawing minimum detail calarts blobs, cutting down on the amount of frames MASSIVELY cuts down on production time. ---- 183104708 ->>183088576 ---- 183104820 ->>183104708 -Cardcaptor Sakura also had an 11 year old hook up with her adult teacher, so I guess that is pretty based. ---- 183104852 -Another day, another 20 "please make anime even more mainstream than it already is" threads on /tv/ ---- 183104942 ->>183104852 -man I remember when anime was niche in the 90s and early 2000s. the good old days. ---- 183105004 -But WHY is everyone drawn to the thread ---- 183105035 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D7FurxaXwM [Embed] ->anime pedo to tranny pipeline confirmed -womp womp ---- 183105036 ->>183099109 -Except for liking 0083 you're on the right track. -You might as well close out the UC and watch Victory. ->>183099298 -It's an obvious autocorrect of "Origin". ---- 183105182 ->>183093078 -(X | ____________ | ) ---- 183105247 -I miss the pre-digital era... ---- 183105269 ->Kikeflix? Not for me, sister ->OH MY ATHEISM A NEW EPISODE OF SUGOI-SUGOI: THE TIME I DIED AND GOT REINCARNATED AS A LITTLE GIRL'S SUPPOSITORY JUST GOT RELEASED! ->YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY INTERESTING AND UNIQUE ISEKAI SLICE OF LIFE ANIME WITH LITTLE GIRLS IN ABSUUUURD SITUATIONS IT'S SO CUTE AND CALMS DOWN MY GENDER DYSPHORIA ---- 183105363 ->>183102270 -So you don't get blood in the airplane and if he miraculously would have survived the fall it guarantees he's dead x2 by shooting him ---- 183105505 ->>183088325 (OP) ---- 183105588 ->>183096965 ->OH N- ---- 183105949 ->>183098584 ->Literally no one said that -anime surpassed hollywood ---- 183105973 ->>183089874 ->country where tao, hindu and bhuddism mixed with local animism religion ->not having a huge library of reincarnation stories ---- 183105986 ->>183098920 -watch it and report back instead of commenting bs without watching shit, Oshi no ko is better than every hollywood movie I have seen this year, not better than some other anime that I have seen this year tho. ---- 183106012 ->>183089738 -self insert main character gets re-incarnated into another world where he can finally live out his most absurd revenge fantasies (usually on females). - -Japan is fucked. ---- 183106118 ->>183102117 -basado ---- 183106152 ->>183098152 ->they are making a ton more money -their companies maybe. only the biggest names are making bank, the rest are literally exploited. - ->>183098835 ->K-Pop was specifically designed to appeal to westerners. -that's never been the case and Asia (not counting Korea and Japan) is a much bigger market for kpop than the west. what gives you the impression that kpop appeals primarily to westerners is because kpop is a frankenstein mosnter of foreign influences and trends barely stitched together. korea never got to develop their own unique brand of pop, unlike the japanese, whose tastes are notoriously insular. ---- 183106158 ->>183101943 -where does mecha fall into the equation doe ---- 183106180 ->>183093078 -I miss Shaft so much ---- 183106181 ->>183093107 ->owned by label ->"scandalous things" ie paps getting a pic of you out with your bf who contractually "doesn't exist" can have you "graduate", loose your job ->you don't get much in terms of royalties given in most cases you're just a performer not songwriter, and are thus replaceable ->lots of random ass events like signings, meet n greet, handouts etc for promotions, have to keep up the kayfabe - -Like I get it, it's an acting job and if you're really into that it might be great for a few years. But most the women don't get to make a long term career out of it. ---- 183106204 ->>183106158 -Given the current state of Gundam, that would be firmly on the right side. ---- 183106219 ->>183103057 -Oh hey, isn't this the chick who gets raped by two guys until she likes it while the wall skele is like -:D ---- 183106224 ->>183088325 (OP) ->Bollywood ---- 183106226 ->>183094602 -All the 3DCG talent goes to games I assume. Jap 3DCG for movies and anime is just 15~ years behind for some reason. ---- 183106266 -ENTER ---- 183106282 ->>183094302 -they DIED ---- 183106359 ->>183098989 -Guin? He's main-ish. He's black and gay. Dunno about the mighty Laura that he lusts after, since there's no way that as much of a simp Loran is that Dianna would ever put out (since she's still pinning over the fact the one guy she liked died like 100 years prior). - -And kek. If the rather vocal fanbase gets their way mercury is going to have a gay end. ---- 183106392 ->>183102354 -anime is so fucking stupid i hope everyone that watches this fake schmaltzy fucking trash disappears ---- 183106424 ->>183100526 -Its not good animation, most of it is tricks done with templates shared and reused between shows by the studio, mixed with rotoscoping. -If you want to see actually good animation used on something actually quality, watch Mob Psycho (pic rel) ---- 183106444 ->>183103190 -All we can do is hope that the various characters get half an episode of development in the first half before everyone dies towards the end. I already feel cheated that the climax was offsite instead of the school itself getting holes blown in it. ---- 183106505 ->>183100020 ->first episode has entire crowd die horribly as they get melted or vored ->first season civvies and soldiers die horribly all the time in gory mess ->next seasons completely tone this down - -Why? ---- 183106512 -Everyone in here has shit taste except me ---- 183106581 ->>183093078 -I fucking love hidamari sketch ---- 183106764 ->>183088603 -If you are an adult man watching this crap then you belong in a garbage pail. ---- 183106792 ->>183088603 -The only possible way to enjoy this is to either be a girl or be an extremely mentally ill man ---- 183106916 ->>183098267 ->>183099023 -Isekai is basically the capeshit of Japan. It's become a self-referential monolith to the point where they don't even bother explaining how the character ended up in a video game world anymore, and there isn't even any mystery carrot dangling in front of the audience about whether or not the real world and the game world are going to intersect ever again, because the writers don't care. It's just "oh golly gee whiz, I'm in a fantasy world but I have the personality of a modern Japanese person like the viewer!" - -I tried watching Overlord. At first I thought it was going to be like fantasy Breaking Bad but after a while I realized it's just an angry shut-in's power fantasy. The new one about Campfire Cooking is actually kind of entertaining, at least. I'm sure I'll get bored of it after I realize it's going to go on for 10 seasons, but it at least has a novel premise that could only work in the Isekai genre and isn't just an excuse to do a fantasy story where the main character is an Otaku stereotype. I'm sure if it gets too popular though everyone's going to rip it off, and "broken Isekai economics" will become a new subgenre. ---- 183106928 ->>183088325 (OP) -this is cute ---- 183107098 ->>183106444 -they'll never truly leave the school unfortunately ---- 183108214 ->>183094952 -Agree, anime somehow not being feminist fucking slop but actually redblooded manly and red polled is the biggest but also most understandable blind spot this site has. ---- 183108238 ->>183088603 -Wow is that a hecking sex? ---- 183108270 ->>183098819 -It’s filled with stronk women though ---- 183108318 ->>183088325 (OP) -I really don't understand the appeal of idol culture, and I especially don't get why their fanboys are so obsessed with idols remaining pure virgins who can't ever get a girlfriend to the point that they'll harass or even murder them, music fans in the West aren't that psychotic. ---- 183108394 ->>183106512 -I wanted to like this but after about 12 episodes I was quite bored. It was extremely repetitive with the occasional great moment. Are any of the other adaptations better? I watched the original TV series ---- 183108416 ->>183102270 -He's still shooting at you - -I did this in Counter-Strike once ---- 183108428 ->>183098267 -I am with you ---- 183108440 ->>183105247 ->have large worldwide audience ->money is spent ->have tiny Japanese audience and some nerds abroad who watch for free and don’t buy the dvds ->no money is spent -Woah ---- 183108456 ->>183106512 -Space Adventure Cobra is fucking kino ---- 183108509 -We have fishing kino and golf kino bros ---- 183108542 ->anime can't be kin.. ---- 183108607 -A RACE OF PEDOPHILES ---- 183108841 ->>183108607 -damn even the women? haha.. ---- 183108857 ->>183099709 ->>183094302 -Which would be the better outcome, being crushed or being eaten? Obviously only one is going to happen, so which is it given the choice? ---- 183108937 ->>183106266 -No one knows what this is. It's just people walking. ---- 183109005 ->>183108318 -the term "idol" derives from idolatry a religious term used to refer at the worship of something as "god". An idol is a muse. Like the virginals of ancient rome, you don't want your priest to engage in "inpure behaivour". Men watch idols for their innocence, beautiful looks, amazing voice and dancing skills, is a beign that radiates light and soothe your heart. An idol has a pact with fans, she doesn't have a boyfriend, but she has many boyfriends, aka her fans that she loves them all equaly and the fans love her. But what if an idol gets an irl boyfriend? She betrays the love and support of her fans, she is a cheater a liar. Why an idol fan should continue to support her? The unicorn is not a filthy cuck that is ok with being cucked in front of him. And how does the fact that she is a cheater and a liar plays with the image of her radiating pure light? Her image is tainted, her mask and facade is broken, you don't see the innocence of this cute perfect being, but the human filth behind her mask, you can still enjoy their songs, looks, and dances, but something is broken, the illusion is gone. -So is the job of the idol to not break this illusion, if she does she should graduate and choose another profession, an idol isn't just a singer that can act whatever. Now the fans that want to murder them is they get a bf are clearly mentally ill and the small obsessed minority. - -An example that maybe is easier to get for some anons, I saw picrel some time ago and I tought she was so incredibly beautiful, but when I found her porn half of it was just BBC shit, the thught of her being fucked by nigger dick was repugnant, and my idea of being extremely beautiful was swapped by disgust, I think a similiar thing happens when you see your favorite idol and you know that is dicked on the side by another man, even if you will never ever fuck her ---- 183109279 ->>183108318 -As I said earlier, idoling is a performance. They don't want them to be virgins really, what they don't want is for them to be careless enough to get caught while they are on the clock. The traditional line which I believe less was "they shouldn't have time and if they do, we're being shortchanged". - -I don't know about violence, they generally just seem to cold shoulder them although for such an iron prohibition its honoured more in breach than observance. Okada Nana's graduation shows sold out. Minegishi for all the fuss shaving her hair caused was the last remaining 1st generation member and recently finished MCing AKB48s latest TV show. Sashihara is amongst the most famous people in Japan and won a record number of their popularity contests after the scandal. The "love ban" is oversold IMHO. ---- 183109460 ->>183109308 -THOT STATUS?? ---- 183109502 -why do weebs claim to be "into" animation yet they can never appreciate anything that is made outside of japan? i am not a fan of anime as i think it aesthetically unpleasing and badly written 98% of the time, but 80's anime did have some quite impressive animation. i asked some weeb friends of mine if they could name a modern equivalent of Akira in terms of animation fidelity and quality and they just couldn't. it baffles me the shitty state of anime. but my main point is also just why they refuse to look elsewhere for animation. the soviet union produced some incredibly fine animation back in the day on a shoestring budget and extremely restrictive with its writing as it had to be all state approved, and even they they managed to produce some breathtakingly beautiful animation. why don't they look outside their bubble a little bit more? ---- 183109653 ->>183105247 -they don't. work with cells was a pain in the ass. ---- 183110022 ->>183109502 -who said they don't? Is just that japan is one of the few countries that constantly produces good animation today, is normal that if you talk about movies of 60 years ago, people will not care and reply ---- 183110218 ->>183110022 -i have never seen a weeb mention anything besides japan and america when it comes to animation. they always go "east vs west" when this always means "le based japan vs pozzed america" you never hear mentions of eastern animation like russian, armenian, hungarian, iranian etc. or western like french, polish, english, german, spanish, etc. there is a wealth of stuff out there but they refuse to look at anything that isn't in the anime style. ---- 183110302 ->>183102117 -Banebros... Our response? ---- 183110330 ->>183088325 (OP) -Why is half of anime characters blonde when Japan is 99%black hair ---- 183110335 ->>183096965 ->Bocchi suffers a delta P incident ---- 183110357 ->>183089775 ->Japanese humour ---- 183110378 ->>183110218 -I know this feel too well - ->want to watch a French animated series in French ->no international fandom ->no subtitles ---- 183110440 -I hate japs so much - -Why is this so cringe? Why do they think simping is a personality? Why do they portray themselves as white? - -Garbage otaku tranime trash ---- 183110469 ->>183088603 -what the fuck is this garbage lmao ---- 183110488 ->>183110330 ->ayo why dem japs not makin guys like em bro dafuuuuck ->where da crack at ---- 183110546 ->>183110330 -there are also blue, pink, green, purple, white haired characters, probably way more than blondes overall. ---- 183110573 ->>183110440 -stay mad chudie, keep getting filtered by animekino and seethe DAY AFTER DAY ! ---- 183110586 ->>183108270 -They're good looking so it's ok. ---- 183110591 ->Anime is a 10/10 if you skip the first episode as it spoils major plot points -Any western examples of this? ---- 183110651 ->>183109502 -"weebs" and people into animation will obviously appreciate other forms of animation. The real problem is nobody on the internet, let alone this cesspool is genuine about their tastes. It's all either targeted bait and misinformation or contrarianism and counter-culture. The only boards where you'll find more genuine discussion and sharing of hobbies than shitposting are the extremely slow niche ones, the fast boards are all compromised. ---- 183110655 ->>183110218 -French animation has a more positive reception than American animation. The issue is that they don't create as many cartoons as Japan or America. ---- 183110660 ->>183110546 -No they do "realistic blondes " all the time I'm series with realistic settings ---- 183110705 ->>183110660 -So what? so do americans and they aren't white. ---- 183110772 ->>183101943 -im on the right ---- 183110778 ->>183097799 ->>183097502 ->>183091895 ->>183094302 -Meanwhile in America ---- 183110780 ->>183110705 -Lol, lmao even. ->show set in Japan ->realistic setting ->but half the characters are blonde -It's like a deranged view on reality where they gas light themselves into thinking they are white ---- 183110819 ->>183110780 ->anime or anime adaptation ->realistic -your first mistake ---- 183110837 ->>183110780 ->hair dye doesnt exist - -how fucking retarded are you ---- 183110848 ->>183103057 -Kite? the live action with Samuel Jackson is MCU style garbage ---- 183110879 ->>183110778 -DOA ---- 183110902 ->>183110837 -delusional fucking cope. weebs are literally insane ---- 183110915 ->>183110837 -Hilarious anon, that's why they have children like op is it ---- 183110936 ->>183109502 ->dude you should watch this soviet propaganda instead of dragon ball z - -anime is appealing, this shit isnt, its as simple as that ---- 183110945 ->>183093078 -WIDER ---- 183110949 ->>183110780 ->>183110902 ->>183110915 -what are you even trying to imply, that japanese are bad because they are all brunettes ? i don't get it ---- 183110968 ->>183110949 -No retard. That they have delusional cope and idolise white futures and create art that tricks themselves into thinking they have them ---- 183111019 ->>183110915 -they are the children of a black haired girl, freaking japs don't understand genetics ---- 183111049 ->>183110968 ->That they have delusional cope and idolise white futures and create art that tricks themselves into thinking they have them -what the fuck does this even mean - they think they are white because they make white anime characters? do people genuinely believe this because this sounds more of a cope than what you are saying. ---- 183111052 ->>183110936 -im not saying only watch soviet shit dude i am aware that it was filled to the brim with propaganda i am not stupid, but being stimulated by the boring, key shaking tier content that is 97% of anime is a sign of some psychological developmental issue. most anime ha such shit animation quality anyway that it makes no sense to me that someone that claims to be animation aficionados are stimulated by it. also, ironically enough, the animation is my webm isn't even soviet propaganda as it is simply an adaptation of the dream of a ridiculous man by dostoyevskyand it came out in 1992 after the fall of the soviet union. ---- 183111300 ->>183111049 -I believe it. Like naruto believes it. ---- 183111359 ->>183111300 -believe what you must to please /pol/ doesn't make it real THOUGH ---- 183111519 ->>183105035 -he had me untill he started going off about ukraine. ---- 183111679 -Disney is dying -/tv is watching anime -Times really are changing ---- 183111686 ->>183111019 -They look like their father retard ---- 183111711 ->>183098989 -Get the noose ready ---- 183112077 ->>183088325 (OP) ->>183088603 ->>183088635 ->>183089775 ->>183091895 ->>183092004 ->>183093078 ->>183096965 ->>183099023 ->Anime Girls have massive boobs and are ungodly annoying ->Cool anime guys are only shojo thing -I prefer pancakes and steaks. They instead serve me high-pitched balloons and tiny FTM sausages. That’s why I haven’t watched anime in years. - ->>183089987 ->>183105269 -I love what God is going to do to these living abominations in their judgement day. ---- 183112123 ->>183111711 -WTF is that hair style? ---- 183112198 ->>183098989 -anon... the newest gundam series is literally a yuri anime ---- 183112287 ->>183097422 -Jungle de Ikou diff --git a/tv/183088423.txt b/tv/183088423.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e12bd1c71d65f7d9df4f8f148dbbed93a67d78d3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183088423.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,127 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183088472 ->>183088423 (OP) -This new movie came out, but I haven't watched it yet which means I'm unable to form an opinion -I'll tell you guys if it's good after I've seen it, brb going to the cinema with my girlfriend! ---- 183088521 -I love whites -I love whites -I love whites -I love whites ---- 183088549 ->>183088423 (OP) -tell me about Bane, why doesn't he wear the mask? ---- 183088552 ->>183088423 (OP) -I just fucked my gf. Female-friendly kinos for this feel? ---- 183088599 ->>183088423 (OP) -Chuck’s Feed and Seed, Formerly Sneed’s ---- 183088617 ->>183088423 (OP) -Why so few black actors and actresses being cast in things? ---- 183088622 ->>183088549 -The vaxx saved Bane's life, he longer needs the mask. All hail the benevolent vaxx. ---- 183088667 ->>183088423 (OP) -Let's settle this once and for all. Who is the best American film director? Trump or Biden? ---- 183088671 -Why would I watch a Barbie movie? That's for girls. ---- 183088917 ->>183088423 (OP) -i’m a straight man btw ---- 183088961 -Me and my girlfriend have just got engaged, thinking about asking DaQuaan to be my best man! ---- 183089049 -Why is this bitch so annoying? ---- 183089063 ->>183088423 (OP) -I enjoy the star wars prequels and I think the sequels were brilliant masterpieces that saved the franchise. I can't wait to rewatch more Mr. Plinketts review of episode 9 ---- 183089083 -Well I certainly hate that there's no russians here trying to agitate people to race violence. ---- 183089087 ->>183088423 (OP) -any good kinos about round earth theory? ---- 183089118 ->>183089087 -meds ---- 183089174 ->>183088423 (OP) -Marvel films and James Cameron's Avatar films are very well written. ---- 183089203 ->>183088423 (OP) -Trump won. ---- 183089231 ->>183089118 -You’re on them? Good for you, anon! ---- 183089248 -He just can't stop winning! ---- 183089291 -Holy fuck he actually built the wall ! ---- 183089323 ->>183088423 (OP) -" i love this board " ---- 183089338 -dcbros... we won... ---- 183089371 -Hillary Clinton locked up, patriots in control! ---- 183089507 -One of the best scenes this year? ---- 183089619 ->>183088423 (OP) ->KERALA - 4/16/2023 ->Breaking news from the United States as James Gunn's home has been burned by a mob. They were angry at Gunn's bad movie style so his home had to go. Here is a photo from the scene. ->In other news, DCEU boss Zack Snyder has a surprise new Superman movie coming out tomorrow. As you may have remembered, his movies have been doing so well they don't need to be advertised anymore. ->Of course, Cavill is starring as always. ---- 183090772 -/tv/ bros, I'm so tired of getting these continuations of old media that are true to the original spirit and remakes that improve on the source material - -pic related ---- 183091138 -I just came home from a great day out with friends and now I'm going to call my gf to come over, in between that I'm going to browse some /tv/ ---- 183091199 ->Watched The Many Saints of Newark for the 60th time ->Can't even watch The Sopranos anymore since it's so terrible compared to the movie. ---- 183091346 -incest mom porn performer christina hendricks (who is also my mother and wife) should really try getting into mainstream movies ---- 183091787 ->>183088549 -He's a little guy. ---- 183092363 ->>183091346 -is it okay if I save this pic..... for a friend? ---- 183092912 ->>183088423 (OP) -Film and television. ---- 183092946 ->>183089507 ->bomb is… le good? ---- 183093429 -Why is starship troopers such a communist movie, tv?? ---- 183093571 ->>183088423 (OP) -blacks are alright ---- 183093785 ->>183093571 -except that robert guy. ---- 183093896 -I’m thinking about catching that new movie about the charismatic and handsome fighter pilot starring Jonah Hill. ---- 183093937 ->>183088423 (OP) -There's so many good films in theaters and exciting television shows that I just can't find the time to watch them all. This is truly a golden age for visual medium ---- 183093992 ->>183088423 (OP) -Lets all talk about how the new Star wars trilogy was great and how its writing and complex characters brought film forward ---- 183094039 ->>183088423 (OP) -that new marvel movie was great and I cannot wait until the next trilogy comes out ---- 183094040 ->>183089291 -I sent this picture to my father who is a boomer and hates trump and he said "Those niggers are so dumb, they will follow anyone" ---- 183094119 ->>183092363 -my mom says its fine ---- 183094330 ->>183091346 -Yeah I think she has what it takes to be an actress, she could be like oscar winner Xev Bellringer diff --git a/tv/183088507.txt b/tv/183088507.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2ff6a9a22fbfee13cea02cd816ddc6376604688f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183088507.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,969 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183088507 -Characters that would be considered Girlbosses today ---- 183088558 -you suppose her nips were always fat and sausagey as they appear in Spartacus? ---- 183088583 ->>183088507 (OP) -Xena is a mass murderer -checks out ---- 183088633 ->>183088507 (OP) -would be received similarly to Abby in TLOU2 ---- 183088657 ->shoves a clarinet in the main character’s ass and calls him her bitch ---- 183088659 ->>183088507 (OP) -I don't recall this outfit ---- 183088688 ->>183088659 -She wears it in the series finale when they're in Japan ---- 183088729 ->>183088688 -Damn. Guess I never watched it all the way through. ---- 183088736 ->>183088659 -what about this one? ---- 183088777 ->>183088507 (OP) ->Sexy ->Exposed midriff -Not really, this is based ---- 183088827 ->>183088657 -I could imagine people on /tv/ complaining that American Pie "emasculates" men or some retarded shit like that ---- 183088841 ->>183088507 (OP) -How did a show made for horny 12 year old males become popular with dykes? ---- 183088845 -Disagree. She was hot, strong and honest about it. Modern girl bosses are condescending and ugly. ---- 183088864 ->>183088777 -is being eyecandy really all it takes to avoid the girlboss label? ---- 183088884 ->>183088841 -Gabrielle was their "Literally Me" character ---- 183088919 ->>183088845 -Naru was all of those things and she still got the girlboss label ---- 183088920 ->>183088827 -To be fair it's an incredibly jewish movie. ---- 183088941 ->>183088864 -I believe so, yes ---- 183088956 ->>183088605 ->>183088633 -Damn, beaten to it twice, but I'm glad we're on the same page. 4chan would've DESPISED Sarah Connor if T2 came out in the current year. ---- 183088996 ->>183088919 -For good reasons you've likely heard a hundred times. ---- 183089035 ->>183088605 -I love how people thought this was 'jacked' she was when she's probably like 120lbs at most here ---- 183089064 ->>183088841 -They wanted to fuck Xena and used Gabrielle as an outlet. I don't blame them ---- 183089069 ->>183088736 -Looks familiar ---- 183089102 ->>183088507 (OP) -None of the kung fu beat-em-up waifs would fly now ---- 183089183 ->>183088810 -This was a girlboss moment though. All the “unearned” shit falls solely in Cerseis lap though, and she’s a villain so it’s just stupid instead of the story playing it off as a positive ---- 183089189 ->>183089069 -this one? ---- 183089271 ->>183089214 -Certainly not in the first film. ---- 183089286 ->>183089189 -Yes, keep posting more ---- 183089298 ->Would -I'm sure actually women hating, a c t u a l incels, like people who use /r9k/, wizchan, or even more obscure tiny websites, would, but it's all speculation, I think most people can see the clear difference in writing, and in the motivation of creating a character. -Now, what isn't speculation, and we don't have to use the word "would" for, is the countless articles of old shit being called "racist", "sexist", "homophobic", and just generally "problematic" ---- 183089302 -Girl bosses are cool the problem is when they have plot armor or they make the male characters into buffoons ---- 183089362 ->>183088507 (OP) -Xena fucked men and women and understood her role as a woman. She was strong by her own virtue and not by the narrative making men seem like useless bumbling idiots. ->>183088605 -Sarah Connor was a desperate mother. Now compare her to the new Sarah Connor she played in Dark Fate. It's a complete 180 to strong womyn that need no man. ->>183088810 -This show isn't even old. She knew she was weak and that's why she relied on the power of her dragons and certain specific men. - -As always you niggers try to own the chuds by ignoring all nuisance. Need to turn everything into a binary argument or into black and white in order to make a point. ---- 183089409 ->>183088507 (OP) -Pretty much anybody that wasn’t standing in the background for men to shine. ---- 183089424 -why does 4chan hate girlbosses? insecurity ? ---- 183089431 ->>183089214 -Why did you post a pic of Glenn Danzig in drag? ---- 183089444 ->>183089302 -Male characters should be buffoons who rely solely on instinct and are proven to be right, while effeminate men and women can scheme, plan and overthink just for everything to fail. ---- 183089453 ->>183088507 (OP) -Oh wait, incels always cried about all of these ITT. ---- 183089456 ->>183089362 ->Xena fucked men and women and understood her role as a woman. She was strong by her own virtue and not by the narrative making men seem like useless bumbling idiots. -sure, but you retards wouldn't make this distinction today. ---- 183089459 ->>183088864 -Absolutely. ---- 183089467 ->>183088507 (OP) ---- 183089470 ->>183088956 -A lot of retards you mean. Look how meek she was in T1, basically hunted and a victim the whole film and barely manages to defend herself from the crippled terminator at the end. Then she has 14 years to obsess over it and start getting her shit together and learn and train. Pretty sure if a fucking robot from the future came to kill you, it'd change your perspective. -They also explicitly say in T2 that she's just been going around using whoever she could learn from the entire time. -How is it even a girl boss moment to know how to disassemble and inspect a gun that's been sitting in a storehouse for a decade. She can't even shoot straight to kill dyson. Most of what she does is just not be scared and be able to function. It's not like she's doing matrix cartwheels and taking out the swat team. ---- 183089486 ->>183089302 -literally Xena. Buffy did that a lot too. ---- 183089525 ->>183089362 -You can make all girlbosses look good with this kind of straw grasping reasoning, just point at some aspect of their character and call it justification. ---- 183089529 ->>183089470 -That's the point. The culture has shifted. Competent female characters are seen as girl bosses today. ---- 183089532 ->>183089189 ->umm xena.. thats a bull.. ->i know. ---- 183089535 ->>183089302 -That's what makes them girlbosses, well that, and then taking 10 guys down in a fist fight, competent female characters, without those aren't girlbosses ---- 183089561 ->>183088845 ->it's not a girlboss when it's something I grew up with! -Every woman that isn't a damsel in distress is a girlboss, period. ---- 183089595 ->>183089362 ->Xena fucked men and women and understood her role as a woman. She was strong by her own virtue and not by the narrative making men seem like useless bumbling idiots. -Xena literally made men bumbling idiots though, take off the nostalgia glasses. ---- 183089615 ->>183089525 ->Motherhood themes are grasping at straws -You're baiting, right? ---- 183089625 -What fucking bluehaired feminazi wrote this shit? ---- 183089630 ->Wife is an Olympic shooter ->Takes up arms against villains in street shoot out ->Mogs Doris Day ---- 183089631 ->>183088507 (OP) -I hate to say it, but it's true. Particularly with Flynn as the comic relief idiot. ---- 183089677 ->>183088507 (OP) ---- 183089686 ->>183089529 -It's not "competent female characters", it's (for lack of a better word) "power fantasies" , where women are better than literally men, and men aren't competent at all in their own right, and only got where they are, due to "rigging the system" , but I agree by some people, any badass/capable woman is just a "girlboss" now, but I will say, it's only in response/them being used to the negative shit I described, happening in media for the last decade+ ---- 183089702 ->>183089615 -She was already a badass before she even knew her kid was being chased by another terminator, her only goal at the start of T2 was escaping the looney bin after all. Again, you can point at anything to justify any badassery of any character no matter how hamfisted it may be. ---- 183089705 ->Encourages boyfriend's young brother to go for swim in lake ->Watches as he drowns ->Yass, queen, etc ---- 183089747 ->>183089615 -don't even pretend for a second that she doesn't abide by unrealistic action movie logic where horrible traumas turn people into action heroes instead of mentally scarred PTSD victims. ---- 183089780 ->>183089747 -That's any character in action movies though ---- 183089790 ->>183089102 -Old guy here. They didn't fly back then either, with the exception of Xena and Sarah Connor so far. ---- 183089867 ->>183088956 ->>183089470 -Here's the thing about this false equivalent "if it happened today" argument. The type of writing we had back in the 80s and 90s is apples and oranges compared fo the writing of today. Did the 80s/90s have strong female characters? Yes, of course. But they weren't as common as they are today, and they were written with much more nuance. You retards love this argument as a gotcha for your chud boogeyman, but you're just misrepresenting the facts and ignoring context. ---- 183089959 ->>183089867 ->they were written with much more nuance -lol. lmao -no they weren't, you faggots just didn't make getting pissed off at them a significant part of your entire personality. ---- 183089988 ->>183089686 ->It's not "competent female characters", it's (for lack of a better word) "power fantasies" -And what's wrong with that? Male power fantasy fiction is everywhere and there aren't thousands of video essays and 4chan posts bitching about it. Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel and the Rock have made whole careers off it. The double standard is retarded. It's all dumb wish fulfillment and should be treated as such. ---- 183090020 ->>183089867 -exquisite bait ---- 183090126 ->>183088633 ->>183088956 -niggers, she actually had character development, unlike many of the shit heroines of today. Sarah was believable because saw what she went through to get to that point. ---- 183090141 ->>183090020 -Pls tell me this is a woman ---- 183090160 ->>183088810 -no way, she got straight up raped lol ---- 183090170 ->>183090141 -it's a woman ---- 183090190 ->>183088507 (OP) -Considered a girlboss at the time ->>183088529 -Was softened in Jedi because she was perceived as obnoxious and bossy, lacking femininity. ->>183088810 -Literally the poster child for girlbosses ->>183088941 -Eye candy for boys ->>183089102 -Actually addresses the issue in text several times. ->>183089453 ->Everyone's least favorite character ->Howls of rage from GenXers at the genderbend ---- 183090202 ->>183089102 -people always thought charlie's angels and dead or alive type stuff was silly, the difference is that they were at least sexy. modern badass women are built like shit and dressed like shit and are basically men in their affect and the way they carry themselves ---- 183090249 ->>183090170 -even though they are both white, this feels hong kong as fuck. those 70-90s HK directors/choreohraphers were based as hell ---- 183090269 ->>183089988 -I don't think a lot of what's called "male power fantasies", are actually "power fantasies", no one wants to be the hulk, painfully turn into a monster, hurt everyone you love, and be constantly persecuted, or Kratos, no one fantasizes about killing their family in a blind rage, and having their ashes bound to their flesh as punishment for you sins, sometimes it's just spectacle, and or an interesting story. I also think a "power fantasy" about being competent badass, fighting other competent badasses, and wining through will power, or cunning, or luck, or being better skilled is less egregious than a power fantasy you beat a bunch evil, incompetent retards, who got to where they were by underhanded tactics, and are leagues below you. ---- 183090288 ->>183090249 -Yuen Kwai made some great stuff, but Righting Wrongs was his magnum opus. I also really enjoyed She Shoots Straight -https://youtu.be/Jtaq4qat-x0 [Embed] ---- 183090290 ->>183089486 ->Buffy did that a lot too. -Xander is the only buffoon out of all the male characters on Buffy, though in fairness he is also the most prominent male member of the cast . But otherwise characters like Giles, Angel, and Spike are never emasculated ---- 183090332 ->>183090202 ->modern badass women are built like shit and dressed like shit and are basically men in their affect and the way they carry themselves -lmao you're still peddling this bullshit, gramps? ---- 183090364 -Jenny from Forest Gump -Ginger From Casino -Fiona from Shameless ---- 183090371 ->>183088507 (OP) ---- 183090397 ->>183088810 -she literally popularized the phrase "yaas queen slay" on /tv/ ---- 183090398 ->>183090290 -Xander is also Joss Whedon's self-insert fantasy where he gets to hang out with the main characters and fuck demon chicks -Who are played by actresses the real life Joss probably fucked ---- 183090429 ->>183089988 -Your choice of actors to use as examples reveals that you're understand what you're pretending not to. Whilst their work can be appreciated as dumb wish fulfilment, they're ridiculed for it also and for the same reasons: it's their entire careers. With Norris and Segal, the wish fulfilment fantasies were often their own, but the same goes for Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson who we don't hear the same things said since the 90s. Why? They did other things. - -The girlboss trope is so scorned because it's ubiquitous and if it's just to be regarded as the female equivalent of the above, then it should get the same shit poured over it. ---- 183090433 ->>183090269 ->power fantasy you beat a bunch evil, incompetent retards, who got to where they were by underhanded tactics, and are leagues below you. -that's Seagal's whole MO. People act like male action heroes are OK because they struggle and barely survive or some shit when Statham, the Rock and Diesel literally have contracts that stipulate they can't lose a fight - -https://screenrant.com/rock-vin-diesel-jason-statham-contracts-movie-fights-lose/ ---- 183090440 ->>183090332 ->no one wants to be the hulk, -This, -Hulk is a literal manifestation of child abuse. -While Jen is just a walking Quaalude. ---- 183090454 ->>183088941 ->>183089459 -So hypothetically if Rey in the Star Wars sequel trilogy was played by prime Jessica Biel instead of a scowling xenomorph, would she no longer be a girlboss? ---- 183090494 ->>183090429 ->Your choice of actors to use as examples reveals that you're understand what you're pretending not to. -I literally said it's all the same ridiculous shit. My issue is, again, the double standard. Notice there is no equivalent label for overpowered male action heroes. When they start calling them "boybosses" I'll be satisfied. ---- 183090512 ->>183090398 ->probably -He was definitely a creep to them and I'd go as far as to bet good money that he tried at least once, but I doubt he ever actually got anywhere with any of them -Just look at the dude ---- 183090544 ->>183090440 ->child abuse -Don't you know Jen knows considerably more about controlling anger than Bruce? ---- 183090607 ->>183090512 -At the very least I'm sure he sucked on a lot of feet when he was making those shows ---- 183090622 ->>183088507 (OP) ---- 183090633 ->>183090433 ->Seagal's whole MO ->Seagal -Ok, you have to be a troll, literally everyone mocks that fat faggot. ---- 183090635 ->>183090494 ->Notice there is no equivalent label for overpowered male action heroes. -the difference is that the male version has existed for so long in so many cultural contexts that if it's a problem it goes by another name. Whether it's "wishfulfillment power fantasy" or "gary stu" or "genre trash", each term is specific to a common incarnation of the idea. Girlboss is specific too, in that it's attached to feminism in a way that terms like "mary sue" or " femme fatale" aren't ---- 183090684 ->>183090544 -Did you you Jen was a loser in college & mainly uses her powers to get cock? -Her whole character is about overcompensation. ---- 183090703 ->>183089959 -See what I mean? Misrepresenting facts. ---- 183090754 -I miss the simpler times when incel menace wasn't as rampant. ---- 183090778 ->>183090754 -Well it's females' fault for not having sex with them. ---- 183090787 ->>183090754 ->More movies of her staring & grimacing. ---- 183090806 ->>183090635 ->Girlboss is specific too, in that it's attached to feminism -See, therein lies the retardation. Why does women doing standard impossible action cheese carry political baggage and is seen as forwarding an agenda when with men it's just dumb schlock? It's all dumb schlock, whether it's a white man or a woman or a nigger doing it. Stop turning it into a gender war or a race war. Not everything has to be political. ---- 183090858 ->>183088507 (OP) -Probably none of the examples posted in this thread. -People are desperate to find a decent "girl boss done right" to prove they're not sexist. So much so they keep referencing, precissely, characters like ITT. ---- 183090889 ->>183088507 (OP) -me ---- 183090914 ->>183088507 (OP) -Xena was a girlboss and it hampered her character and the quality of the show. - -I used to jack off to the chicks on Xena when I was 12 (we didn't have high speed internet) so I've seen a lot of episodes. - -Some of them are funny and some of them are surprisingly engaging but way too many of them are boring because Xena is always the best sword fighter/karate fighter/killer frisbee thrower. ---- 183090917 ->>183090754 -And incels probably miss the times where people like you didn't have an internet connections. Now you have something in common with your enemy. ---- 183090986 ->>183090806 ->Why does women doing standard impossible action cheese carry political baggage and is seen as forwarding an agenda when with men it's just dumb schlock? -because the people who make it view it as political speech that advances their agenda -it's their explicitly stated motivation ---- 183091033 ->>183090494 -Super men. -Macho men. -Alpha men. -Hulks. -John Waynes. -Lotharios. -Hunks. -Romeos. -Aces. -Lone Wolves. -Houdinis. -Adonises. -Einsteins. -Kings. -There are in fact lots of labels for excessively-competent men and even different ones for describing their specific area of brilliance. You can make an argument that their widespread familiarity actually supports the idea of story-telling being so male-centric that it's become invisible, but only by accepting that the ubiquitous girlboss trope has ruined depictions of women to the opposite effect. Sarah Connor and Ellen Ripley remain the best(and curiously from the same creative mind) because they could easily have been written as men, and well-written men, because their most admirable traits don't require shitting on anyone else and emerge from their positions as underdogs. The odds are stacked against them and it's never certain if they will make it, often because their decisions are guesswork with understandable conflicts, which normal people can relate to. ---- 183091066 ->>183090914 ->boring because Xena is always the best sword fighter/karate fighter/killer frisbee thrower. -idk she was a warlord. didn't just forget all of it ---- 183091090 ->>183090806 -It's political because the people who support the girlboss trope want it to be political. It's always political for them. ---- 183091127 ->>183090454 -If she also had a coomer outfit the yes, would be fine by me ---- 183091133 ->>183091003 -Me on the right ---- 183091147 ->>183090914 -Except you're wrong, Xena isn't always the best around -She gets defeated by Hercules twice -and there's a female character in Season 4 (Najara) who beats the ever living shit out of Xena and Xena has to trick her in order to win ---- 183091158 ->>183091003 -This lady is what not to do in life. She went from coolest person on earth one month to a nobody. ---- 183091226 -IF they were written by the hacks plaguing cinema today. ---- 183091232 ->>183091066 -Wasn't she also the offspring of Ares, or did that get ass-pulled much later in the show? ->When I found out, it was a bit disappointing that her abilities came from the same place as Hercules, rather than the more complicating upbringing as a warrior ---- 183091235 ->>183088507 (OP) -girlbosses don't get defeated. Girlboss is just another name for Mary Sue. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V25UIaXWbUI [Embed] ---- 183091245 ->>183091033 -Interesting that only one of those labels (Lothario) has a negative connotation, and even that's debatable. I wonder if there are as many positive descriptors of overpowered women. ---- 183091264 ->>183090433 -People make fun of the corny male power fantasy stuff all the time though. Seagal is a walking joke. ---- 183091289 ->>183091232 -It was a trick Xena used to get The Furies to stop cursing her. She never believed Ares to be her biological dad, Ares doesn't believe it, and he also tries to fuck her a lot, which is par for the course in Greek myth but not 90s television ---- 183091306 ->>183088507 (OP) ->Characters that would be considered Girlbosses today -Not you. ---- 183091313 ->>183091245 -Depending on your cultural background, every single one of them has a negative(and positive) connotation. ---- 183091330 ->>183091090 -Not only that but, and I'm surprised no one has made the point yet, it just looks silly when a skinny 5 foot 2 chick who looks like she never threw a punch in her life is meant to be an uber badass. For how silly and shlocky some of the aformentioned (and ridiculed) male action stars are they either 1. Look the part (Rock, Diesel) or they actually have martial arts backgrounds and look like they can actually do damage in fights (Statham, Seagal, Norris) ---- 183091415 ->>183091033 ->The odds are stacked against them and it's never certain if they will make it, often because their decisions are guesswork with understandable conflicts, which normal people can relate to. -This. Female characters can work as action survivors, not action heroes. Excess competence in a woman reads as unlikable, but pluck is endearing. Sarah Connor and Ellen Ripley are both just non-slasher Final Girls. ---- 183091439 ->>183090371 -Couldn't a man just say he identifies as a woman? ---- 183091442 -How do I achieve worldwide fame being an incel? -Asking for a friend ---- 183091485 ->>183091264 ->Seagal is a walking joke. -Seagal is walking kino ---- 183091510 ->>183091147 -There's like 300 episodes of Xena my nigga. - -Like I said, sometimes it was surprisingly decent. There's some first season episode where she gets shot and some farmer has to care for her and I remember thinking what a more interesting character she is when she's actually not invincible. - -But most episodes Xena just shows up and campy karate fights the bad guys. Far from the only show like this. ---- 183091556 ->>183091510 ->But most episodes Xena just shows up and campy karate fights the bad guys -That's what we called kino back in the day ---- 183091583 ->>183091330 ->it just looks silly when a skinny 5 foot 2 chick who looks like she never threw a punch in her life is meant to be an uber badass. -No sillier than manlets like Cruise and Statham beating up five large men at once. -The truth is movie audiences (apparently including you) don't know how combat works and still think martial arts are a superpower that will allow one man to fight many, when in fact it's completely impossible, and anyone who's ever been in a fight knows this. At that point you're so far into the realm of fantasy that you might as well show a tiny woman doing it for how plausible it is. ---- 183091733 ->>183090512 ->Just look at the dude - -Like looking into a mirror for you? ---- 183091774 ->>183091510 -There was also a few Amazon Queens that could more than hold their own with Xena ---- 183091783 ->>183091583 -Again it's not about realism. It's about a semblance of belivability. I hated the last 2 John Wick movies because it looke like Keanu was moving like an 80 year old man. For how small in stature Cruise is he's still stout and can absolutely move in a way that makes his fight scenes believable. And Statham has the physique and the kicking ability to sell his scenes. In cinema it's all about looks. Could Arnold beat a boxer in real life? Absolutely not. But does he LOOK like he could beat a boxer? Yes. And that matters A LOT in film. It's not just women. Micheal Cera would look goofy as shit in an action movie. Same with Jesse Eisenberg (and they actually tried to make an action movie with him a few years back) ---- 183091801 ->>183091733 -Nta, but yeah sure, Whedon is a dreamboat ---- 183092117 ->>183091415 -Excess competence in anyone is unlikeable, which is why it is called an excess. Bendydick Cumbatch's Sherlock is unlikeable and correctly ridiculed for the way he's written. Rick Sanchez pre-Flanderization was always meant to be unlikeable and the writers back then had the self-awareness to know that his competence served that purpose. Why would it be any different for a woman? Only those promoting the girlboss trope think those characters should be the exception and it's like watching Narcissists out themselves completely: they really believe perfect girlboss is someone we are meant to like rather than consider a social and emotional parasite. ---- 183092137 ->>183091783 -Depends on setting -In a film or show with demons/vampires/aliens/killer robots or otherwise is ridiculous or outside the realm of present reality, a girl who can beat up men is as easy to accept as anything else, especially when there is an explanation for their ability. ---- 183092194 ->>183091783 -Amerisharts lack the IQ to suspend disbelief. ---- 183092289 -There is absolutely nothing wrong with female action heroines. They just have to be physically fit and hot. That is all. ---- 183092374 ->>183091783 -I guess I just know too much about actual combat to find any of that believable. Statham taking down a whole gang of guys at once looks as ridiculous as Scarlett Johansson doing it. ---- 183092414 ->>183092194 -Not American. Also I have to be convinced by the director and the actors to suspend my disbelief I don't just buy every shitty move I see on screen. ---- 183092464 ->>183092414 -can your precious male action heroes do THIS? ---- 183092517 ->>183092464 -Nta, and thats pretty funny, but as a concept, I think women being lighter, and therefore more acrobatic makes sense in action. ---- 183092526 ->>183092464 -Malesisters... I don't feels so good... ---- 183092544 ->>183092117 -You're fooling yourself if you don't think the same traits that men in action properties routinely exhibit doesn't read as unlikable in a woman. Jack Reacher in the Amazon show had a black female companion who was only slightly less competent than him and she was unbearable. Women need to and should display vulnerability first and foremost. ---- 183092555 ->>183091158 -qrd? ---- 183092574 ->>183092464 -Still kino, I have to rewatch Xena at some point ---- 183092593 ->>183088605 ->>183088633 ->>183088956 ->>183090126 -Remember in T2 when Sarah has a full on breakdown and starts screaming about how men are evil destroyers while women are creators of life . I wonder how 4chan would've reacted to that. ---- 183092712 ->>183089677 -what the hell is this? I always see this spammed on various boards ---- 183092733 ->>183092464 -Unadulterated kino ---- 183092760 ->>183090160 -its her origin story. she grew strong from it ---- 183092765 ->>183092374 -Also worth noting that unless they're fighting another woman, they tend not to get hit. Watch the Crossbones and the Winter Soldier fights. She literally doesn't get punched or kicked once. The worst thing that happens is she gets tossed once during each fight. As soon as Steve steps in punches start landing. And that just makes for less fun, less dynamic fights. -Things like Atomic Blonde are very rare exceptions (plus Theron actually likes getting involved in the action) -How often do you see a woman in a man fight like this in a movie, and what do you think the reaction would be in seeing a woman get pummeled like this? -https://youtu.be/O9ephh0AHbk?t=344 [Embed] ---- 183092808 ->>183092593 -She only goes on that rant after having a major woman moment. ---- 183092818 ->>183088529 ->first appearance is her literally begging for help ->held captive, tortured ->has a reasonable skill set ->professes love for most typically masculine character in series - -Leia is a tsundere, not a girlboss ---- 183092862 ->>183092555 ->reverse image search ->find source of image and names ->search said names ->??? ->profit ---- 183092864 ->today -back then watching Xena would mark you as a lesbian or a fag ---- 183092884 ->>183092808 -Do you honestly think /tv/ would care about the context of the scene and not just the soundbites ---- 183092957 ->>183089959 ->>183090020 ---- 183092990 ->>183089453 ---- 183093059 ->>183089529 -Competent female characters who exist solely to denigrate and spite men are rightfully seen as girl bosses today. Ones who are not self-inserts of misandrist cunts don't qualify. Real simple, shitass. ---- 183093195 ->>183090364 ->Jenny -Extremely flawed character who achieves nothing and finally learns to be happy by submitting to the care of a man, shortly before she dies of her sins? ->Ginger -Heckin valid sexworker gets the bag and then is revealed to actually be an insane, incompetent whore who dies of her sins. ->Fiona -The show has dozens of episodes where Fiona gets burned for not being as smart, moral, or capable as she thinks she is. She sinks to the level of her degenerate father before she is saved by a rich white man. ---- 183093216 ->>183093059 ->Competent female characters who exist solely to denigrate and spite men -that's all "competent female characters" have ever been, troon. women aren't competent and you've clearly swallowed the stronk womyn propaganda anit-man hollyjew has been peddling for decades. ---- 183093379 ->>183090454 -Absolutely. And if they’d used a hotter indian with bigger tits in Prey I wouldn’t bitch about how she killed the predator lol. The idea of a competent woman is already so fantastical that the only way to avoid it being stupid is to also make her hot as fuck ---- 183093413 ->>183090454 -and midriff ---- 183093524 ->>183092593 -it would be peak seethe no doubt ---- 183093553 ->>183092593 -She's about to murder someone not exactly a sympathetic moment for her ---- 183093642 ->>183092862 -If you don't want to have a conversation, why are you here? ---- 183093657 ->>183090454 -depends, fuckability helps cover many sins. Rey still would be a horrible character but watching scantily clad Prime Biel would make up for it. the movies would still be bad, just at least you have a nice concession. ---- 183093685 -Then: Hot girls doing cool action stuff in cool action movies -Now: Mid girls making a political points about men being shit and girls running the world - -If women were really good at anything, they could just make their own shit. They're half the worlds population. -So tired of the PC rhetoric, women, fags, and the assorted noggles all need to go in a vulcano. ---- 183093723 ->>183088507 (OP) ->is the actual main character, has committed many evil deeds, has character flaws, show has a slapstick tone, her exceptional ability is exceptional in-universe, not just because she's a woman etc. - ->>183088529 ->gets captured, gets her planet destroyed, gets captured again, gets captured again ---- 183093789 ->>183093685 ->zoomer missed the Girl Power! wave of the 90s -oh to be young again ---- 183093794 ->>183093685 -Rey for example is just a Kathleen Kennedy self insert and she has a team of shitty writers who made that a reality. she pissed about being a coffee fetcher. ---- 183093887 ->>183088507 (OP) -Xena gets captured and tortured on more than one occasion I seem to remember or maybe its my coomer brain creating fan fiction scenarios ---- 183093894 ->>183092464 -Six seasons of pure SOVL if you skip the one season where Xena gets pregnant. ---- 183093961 ->>183093894 -Ah yes Season 5 the one season not helmed by RJ Stewart but by Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman, JJ Abram's favorite gay couple. Years before they ruined Star Trek they tried to ruin Xena ---- 183093969 ->>183093887 -it does happen on more than one occasion. off the top of my head there's the gauntlet episode in Hercules, then theres Caesar crufifying her on two or three seperate occasions, she gets sold into sex slavery in a muslim's harem and gets tortured there, i think there's an episode where a village wants to prosecute her for previous crimes and they stomp her ass, then there's the shark island episode where she goes tot the female version of the rock... theres a ton more im forgetting ---- 183094019 ->>183093789 -People underestimate how important not being annoying actually is. You can do almost anything if you go about it in a condescending or annoying way. And the internet only works to amplify those screeching voices. ---- 183094028 ->>183093789 -here's an example from the 1990s, Nia Peeples in Walker. a guy/girl duo fighting bad guys, 90's girl power was about equality. if it were current year her male partner would be getting his ass kicked or acting like a clown. she'd tank her fight and help him, after that she'd have something snarky/emasculating to say to him and he'd be just ho hum take it like the little bitch he is. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFCKfgl0fJ4 [Embed] ---- 183094057 ->>183094019 -In a NOT* condescending and annoying way. ---- 183094076 ->>183093969 -ok , I am not not going to say it for sure , but I am positive those kickstarted my bdsm , Ryona fetish ---- 183094122 ->>183093642 -OooooOOOHHOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!! Cook him, anon! ---- 183094138 ->>183088507 (OP) -The show is too tongue-in-cheek and self-aware for her to be a girlboss desu, it wouldn't be an honest epithet even today ---- 183094150 ->>183093789 -Bitch i'm almost 40, the 90s were just about women kicking ass. -Now they're political and remake movies with female casts and promote them with outrage-bait articles. -No one gives a shit about tired tropes, the only things that sell are brands and politics, whether the viewer is for or against them. -It's a completely different rhetoric, unless you count those shitty tv shows like everybody loves raymond where the guy is a dope and his cunt wife is always right, that's the closest you'll get to having an argument. It's a different thing. ---- 183094262 ->>183091510 -Xena gets crucified by Julius Caesar, twice ---- 183094267 ->>183094138 -So was Velma and that was universally lambasted ---- 183094332 ->>183094028 -A little female cop being up big men with karate would be mocked today and you know it. And if denigrating men was the only difference between being a girlboss and being a strong female character then everyone on this board would've loved Prey, since that chick does standard 90s action girl shit and doesn't think she's better than the men in her tribe, she just wants to hunt like they do. And it's all about equality, right? ---- 183094358 ->>183094150 -So many of Aristophanes plays are about how much he hated the modernity of his time. Weird how that doesn't change. ---- 183094371 ->>183094150 ->40 year old man still posting on 4channel -grim ---- 183094386 -I like how the entire thread is just every single female character that has fought on screen. -However I still believe Sarah Connor and Ripley are the golden standard for lead females. They're simply characters who are stuck in a shitty situation and are trying to make the best of it. They also play up the motherly aspect which is something sorely missing from most female characters today. Just a shred femininity. ---- 183094396 ->>183094267 -How? The white bad jokes weren't "ironic" or anything, they didn't make meta jokes about race swapping is lazy or anything? ---- 183094421 ->>183090160 -cant rape property ---- 183094528 ->>183094396 -It's like saying sarcasm and slapstick are the same because they both fall under the category of humor. Xena is campy and lighthearted, Velma is mean-spirited and metatextual. ---- 183094567 ->>183094028 -That's what ruined Maverick for me. The idea of a woman not only being among the top fighter pilots in the world but making the final cut when Hangman is disqualified is laughable, but of course she has to emasculate him too. ->Hangman: He called you a man, Phoenix. You gonna take that? ->Phoenix: So long as he doesn't call YOU a man. - -Misandrist, feminist anti-man trash ---- 183094646 ->>183094567 -are there any female jet fighter pilots? I thought it was like the SEALS or delta force or SWAT where women could join but they either couldnt make the cut or were deemed a lability while on missions ---- 183094661 ->>183094358 -Turns out, we're living in a reboot. Pottery. ->>183094371 -I won't argue that. Don't forget, you're here forever. ---- 183094732 ->>183088810 -She went from "YAAAAS KWEEN SLAY" to "Gamers Rise Up" in the span of twenty seconds and it was glorious. ---- 183094802 ->>183089298 -/thread - -If you tried to make Xena today wxactly the same it would be "problematic" ---- 183094806 ->>183088827 -The generation that grew up on the American Pie franchise literally kickstarted the whole tranny craze to be fair ---- 183094890 ->>183090371 -A thousand times this… -Heard the actress is even a bitter feminist now. - -At least the character canonically ended up a a homebody putting those genes to good use having Chadamir’s babies. ---- 183094922 ->>183094806 -millennials just wanted to occupy wall street until corporations told them racism and homophobia was the real enemy ---- 183094933 ->>183094267 -Velma was universally lambasted for being yet another insufferably "adult" cartoon that failed to do what a million parody skits had already done to death. ---- 183094982 ->>183094076 ->kickstarted my bdsm , Ryona fetish -100% ---- 183094987 ->>183089456 -Leftoids would complain about how Xenawas really about fulfillingnmems sexual fantasies. - -If it were made today Xena wouls be played by a ugly boxed body bulldyke woth resting bitch face and every male character would be a variation of Joxer ---- 183095012 -OP, dishonesty doesn't persuade anyone. ---- 183095111 ->>183094982 -thanks Xena and your pervert writing team for molding my young mind into deviancy ---- 183095115 ->>183094987 -They almost remade Xena and the plan was for her to dress like pic related lol ---- 183095254 ->>183088507 (OP) -If Xena came out today people would call it "woke". ---- 183095267 ->>183089470 -everyone seems to want to make the female version of the matrix, literally like neo but a woman. The problem is even neo in the beginning of the film appeared weak and helpless, and not even that is permitted in the girl boss media now. There is never an internal development of a girlboss character, it is always the system that is around her at fault so we never get to see any actual character growth. T2 and Aliens were examples of girl bosses who evolved from their initial trauma, but its problematic in this day in age as they were both mothers operating solely on their motherly instinct to overcome anything. That won't go with the largely barren society of women today. ---- 183095328 ->>183090170 -why are they fighting in a Mitsubishi dealership? ---- 183095344 ->>183095254 -Even back then, i found her black lover very off putting ---- 183095352 ->>183090190 -YWNBAW ---- 183095374 ->>183092712 -some protocuckshit that wasn't even that good, but reached meme status on hentai. ---- 183095390 ->>183095344 -Xena would fuck anyone regardless of race or gender ---- 183095398 ->>183095254 ->a few cherrypicked episodes ->modern shows have this shit 30 times per episode ---- 183095432 ->>183095398 ->>modern shows have this shit 30 times per episode -People would complain even if they did it just one or two episodes and you know this. ---- 183095454 ->>183090332 -neither of these women are body-builders ---- 183095498 ->>183095432 -No one would care or notice about that shit they're too busy watching hot women fight -People in the 90s were unironically more upset about it than people would be now ---- 183095540 -Both Raimi and Tapert like being pegged, and they have a tranny/drag fetish as well. The amount of times they made Michael Hurst dress as a woman was disturbing. ---- 183095544 ->>183095432 -Now they would, because they're so sick of it from everything else. It's why no one complained back then, people were not exhausted by the constant diversity of it all. ---- 183095579 ->>183095432 -There will always be people who want to hate things, but as someone who wants to like things I would appreciate a show with a female lead who dresses like Xena and acts like Xena, which you know and I know wouldn't be made today ---- 183095593 ->>183095390 -Doesn't make her choice in them any less off-putting. Caesar on the other hand... ---- 183095596 ->>183095498 ->People in the 90s were unironically more upset about it than people would be now -lol, lmao even ---- 183095685 ->>183095596 ->zoomer LARPing like he was around in the 90s -Conservatives and anti-gays had a much bigger louder voice in the 90s than they do now. A few nerds whining on the internet is nothing compared to the shitstorm that FOX News and Christian groups would unleash on movies, tv shows and video games ---- 183095699 ->>183095498 ->People in the 90s were unironically more upset about it than people would be now -It wasn't shoved down our throats in the 90s, and whenever they did cast a Black person, it wasn't forced or to mark off a checkbox as a diversity hire. It was sometimes seens as a progressive movement, but in a positive light, not like today. ---- 183095738 ->>183095685 ->>zoomer LARPing like he was around in the 90s -Yes, you are. You should probably stop embarrassing yourself while you're ahead. ---- 183096133 ->>183088507 (OP) -Xena did not act like a girl boss. She was highly fallible and multi-dimensional in her emotions. While her entire gimmick was that she was OP, well, that was literally her character and it sold. The entire series is really about her trying to make up for what a fuck up she used to be, and still mostly losing until the later seasons. - ->>183088529 -Actual proto girl boss. Literally even belittles men's height. But she is also a literal damsel in distress, didn't take screen time from Luke, and was clearly girlishly for Han. So 70s cultural weight evened out the character to be less insufferable. ---- 183096192 ->>183092593 -John is embarrassed by Sarah going on that stupid-ass rant and cuts her off, saying, 'Mom... MOM! we need to be more constructive here, okay?' The audience is not invited to unthinkingly accept her position, and we understand that it is her desperation, anguish, and history that leads her to this conclusion. Viewed in the context of both movies, it makes a lot of sense: the future is a horrific one. Despite the struggle, trauma, and loss of her old life, friends, and Kyle in the first movie, and her many hardships afterwards, the future effectively refused to change. If the future is already written, then one can't help but struggle with contradictory intuitions and conclusions of 'responsibility' for that future, which is what that scene and her actions are about. ->>183094386 ->Ripley -I think it's dangerous for people to keep reflexively saying how exemplary Ripley is as a lead female done right—she's actually a half-step too far in Aliens. She's the smartest person in every room, the script doesn't cause her to directly and pointedly defer to anyone even when it would make sense (and her opinion is always given primacy), and the script uses Hudson as a constant target for emasculation by her and others (note the med bay scene and the scene where Ripley tells him to pull up blueprints of the facility). -Aliens is a well-crafted movie, but it's still propaganda for this agenda. ---- 183096834 ->>183088507 (OP) -I would say more mary sue than girlboss ---- 183097400 -what was her fucking problem? ---- 183097640 ->>183090371 ->>183094890 -i absolutely loathed this scene in the movie, a stark reminder that feminism had already started ruining movies all the way back in 2001 - -but i felt much better when i found out that he was only defeated because he was stabbed by... that hobbit (forget the name, merryl? pippin?) with that special dagger, which enabled him to be defeated when she stabbed him in the face. he didn't fight her seriously because he was literally invulnerable. she still cut off the head of the nazgül though which remains triggering. ---- 183097700 ->>183088736 -She'd breed many chad offspring with that jaw. I dont mean its unattractive at all. Women can have attractive strong jaws ---- 183097702 ->>183089035 -She's not meant to appear "jacked." She's meant to look as if she's been doing bodyweight exercises while locked up and eating psych ward food. Which she does. ---- 183097708 ->>183095254 -and? woke is woke. the problem as >>183095398 stated is the volume. if you kept woke things super rare there wouldn't be as much outrage. it's the ramming-down-the-viewers-throat that is annoying. ---- 183098141 ->>183089677 ->they just let themselves get raped for no reason even though they could've escaped easily - -This is why i can't take those doujins seriously, the writing is always big garbage. ---- 183098384 ->>183090454 ->So hypothetically if Rey in the Star Wars sequel trilogy was played by prime Jessica Biel i -do you want theaters full of cum? ---- 183098420 ->>183098384 ->do you want theaters full of cum? -.....maybe ---- 183098474 ->>183088736 -Mommy ---- 183098519 ->>183097400 -She was so sexy ---- 183098784 ->>183089631 -She's a tsundere, faggot ---- 183099044 ->>183089453 -Starbuck in the miniseries was insufferable, they turned her into an entirely different character in the actual series. ---- 183099390 ->>183095344 ->Even back then, i found her black lover very off putting -Marcus was kino, FOH. ---- 183099434 ->>183094567 ->>Hangman: He called you a man, Phoenix. You gonna take that? ->>Phoenix: So long as he doesn't call YOU a man. -There is only one Vasquez. ---- 183099472 ->>183094386 ->I like how the entire thread is just every single female character that has fought on screen. -I see no Kahlan or Cara. ---- 183099539 ->>183099390 -Nah ---- 183099783 ->>183088507 (OP) -Here we go with this thread again. -It's not that they are women, retard. -It's the writing, and the way the actress portrays the character. -Million Dollar Baby. Excellent writing on Maggie, and she killed the role. -Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun. Perfect. -Gina Carano as Cara Dune. Great backstory, and Gina can easily throw down with men her size. She was pretty much a walking plank in Mandalorian, but she fit the role for a woman who joined a branch of the Special Foces to get revenge on the Empire. -Uma Thurman's Beatrix Kiddo. We watched her go through agonizing training to become an assassin, and when she punched the wall in her sleep with those skinned knuckles, everyone felt that. -Jaime Murray as Stahma Tarr was terrifying. Not for physical violence, but she scared me more than Datak, and Datak cut his own fucking arm off to get a nuke dropped on an army and his first response to anyone crossing him anywhere was to stab the shit out of them. Instantly. -Stephanie Romanov as an evil lawyer working for the forces of hell in Angel was great. She exuded girlboss, but backed it up. -Jennifer Carpenter in Dexter. -Ming Na Wen in Agents of Shield, all of these actresses were great in what they did. -The difference is that none of them were written to be perfect and flawless. -THAT is what is so rare in TV and movies these days. ---- 183100150 ->>183094567 -I believe Maverick took her with him on the final mission to get her confidence back. -Callback to the last movie, where Maverick had to do the same thing after Goose died. -She did absolutely nothing wrong, killed engines and went for reignite after the bird strike. She didn't freak, she did everything correctly. -You can do everything exactly correct, and still lose. That is life. -If he had not chosen her for the mission, she would have been ruined as a pilot. Mentally. ---- 183100256 ->>183097700 -lucy lawless does have some kids -sadly she married a jewish producer ---- 183100452 ->>183090190 ->Considered a girlboss at the time -The word didn't even exist, retard. -The show was famously popular with feminists and lesbos, yes, but there was very little bitching about it. -Starbuck's, fair enough, though that was very recent. ---- 183100559 ->>183097640 -I mean it's still what Tolkien wrote. ---- 183100602 ->>183091774 -jesus I didnt think xena getting stripped down would be so entertaining. just add some gabby stripping and it'd gold ---- 183101461 ->>183088507 (OP) -A girlboss wouldn't be pretty like that and dress up like that today, appealing to muh male gaze is a big no no. ---- 183101487 -Part of the reason why Xena worked was they were upfront and honest about the concept. They put it right there in the name of the show. Warrior Princess. If you're someone who takes offense with the idea of a woman going around kicking ass you can just skip it right after hearing the name and synopsis. -They weren't trying to smuggle it somewhere where you wouldn't expect to see it. ---- 183101649 -damn this threads full of redditors with some awful takes but then again tv is just reddit-lite. you guys are faggots ---- 183101850 ->>183090170 -Everything about this is pure sex ---- 183101950 ->>183101850 -Cynthia Rothrock was never really hot, but even at her best, she got ugly really quick. Like, maybe five years after this movie. ---- 183101974 ->>183088919 -Why do they keep casting asians in native american roles? -She doesn't even look native american, she looks like the Philippino maid we used to have. ---- 183102024 ->>183097640 -Kill yourself nigger ---- 183102053 -Do you guys think it's fair to say that men are broken and women are lost? I feel that way honestly. Men, while still powerful course directing figures...we're just deflated? And women nowadays after finally essentially getting what they wanted...they clearly have no fucking idea what to do with it? ---- 183102061 ->>183100559 -Of course Tolkien was a pozzed woke hack ---- 183102087 ->>183088507 (OP) ->>183088529 ->>183095254 -These aren't woke, twittertards. ---- 183102144 ->>183101974 -But she IS a native. ---- 183102178 ->>183089035 -The movie emphasizes her working out so people exaggerate how she looked in their memory. ---- 183102203 ->>183102144 -just NOT of the AMERICA's -thats their beef, its whats for dinner -Man ---- 183102226 ->>183102144 -Half. Her mother is Thai. She looks 100% SEA, doesn't look native at all. ---- 183102322 ->>183090754 -Here's the thing, Ray would have been just as if not more insufferable if she was a man. Not to mention that nu-wars, like 99% of capeshits, is completely bleached of any and all sexuality. You could genderbend every character, make everyone female, male or tranny, and literally nothing would change in the slightest ---- 183102363 ->>183088507 (OP) -She was a proto girlboss ---- 183102388 ->>183102144 -Are natives kind of like reverse Jews for liberals? Where instead of being condemned to a concentration camp for being 1/16th Jewish, you must be worshipped as the greatest historical victim if you are 1/16th Iroquis, despite you being the same sort of overindulged middle class boob like every other American? ---- 183102407 ->>183088736 -she seemed more attractive in rome ---- 183102422 ->>183102407 -Spartacus* ---- 183102909 ->>183090170 -Holy shit that's a fight scene I can easily follow ---- 183103399 ->>183093413 -Based, I miss the 2000s ---- 183103421 ->>183103399 -hnnnghh ---- 183103564 ->>183102489 -"Niiice roundies, make her toes curl." -One internet point to anyone that can identify the movie. diff --git a/tv/183088977.txt b/tv/183088977.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0805fff369e2631ef6525a0a7fe7aa00d1da4fce..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183088977.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,111 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183088977 -I used to think community is Reddit but upon a rewatch I realize it's art, it really pushes the boundary of television unlike anything else. Dan Harmon is a genius! ---- 183088997 ->dude meta lmao ->this is my one and only joke ---- 183089015 -Aww britta’s in this?? ---- 183089736 -I was sick, very feverish recently with coof and a skin infection -I had this vivid fever dream about Britta and Rosa Diaz sucking me off and kissing each other with their wavy hair and leather jackets -makes me want to lick some raw meat to resume where we left off ---- 183089755 ->>183088977 (OP) -britta is the best ---- 183089868 ->>183088997 -this how the fuck did this turd of a show get so popular? oh yeah because late millenials/zoomers didn't grow up watching seinfeld so they though the meta take was fresh. ---- 183089897 ->>183088977 (OP) - -Community is my go to comfy show. Its far Superior compared to The Big Bang Theory - -Also, Britta is wife material ---- 183089950 -its one of my favorites ---- 183090013 ->>183088977 (OP) -Community is unironically /tv/core. Go check the archives if you want. It also helps that Seasons 1 and 2 are some of the comfiest television ever made ->>183089015 ->>183089755 ->>183089897 -Based Brittabros ---- 183090864 ->>183090013 ->Community is unironically /tv/core. -maybe but it's definitley very, very, very Reddit. Its Reddit qualities cannot be dennied. ---- 183091169 ->it's going to be a maze ->non-whites ruin everything ---- 183091949 ->>183088997 -the meta stuff was just there, it was not to be taken as a joke ---- 183092005 ->>183090864 -Maybe /tv/ and reddit are closer to eachother than we're ready to admit ---- 183092038 ->>183092005 -NO WAY FUCK U. we are purebloods and they are filthy vaxxies ---- 183092207 ->>183089868 -community looks better visually, the writing is better, the fucking one liners are actually funny, and it helps people switch perspectives on a lot of different things (acrually gives you something to think about, if you arent fucking stupid) - -the seinfield comparison is like comparing Einstein to your down syndrome relative ---- 183092244 ->>183088977 (OP) -This. So much this! ---- 183092280 -gillian jacobs is the only actress i would commit murder to be with, she is stunning ---- 183092291 ->>183088997 -What is it with his board and it's autistic hatred of meta? ---- 183092341 -s1 and s2 are some of the best sitcoms I've ever seen. s3 fell off a cliff and s4-6 are unwatchable. ---- 183092356 ->>183088977 (OP) -schmitty ---- 183092491 ->>183092341 -Agreed. I was on /tv/ when each season came out and I couldn't even stand season 4. Didn't even try 5+ after that. ---- 183092588 ->>183090864 -I would say this is more 4chan than reddit. the office and parks and rec is reddit ---- 183092634 ->>183092588 -The Office and Parks and Rec are what normies like - -Reddit is like Scrubs ---- 183092638 -this show is simple and lame at face value but consistently gets laughs because it isn't afraid to be fucking retarded ---- 183092705 ->>183092341 -S6 is on par with S2 and S5 is better than S4 and the last half of S3 You have shit taste. ---- 183092750 ->>183091169 -IS THAT A HECKIN RACISM!?!?!? ---- 183092839 ->>183092750 -The girl who played Shirley was NOT OKAY THAT DAY -NONE OF THIS WAS OKAY -THIS WAS VIOLENCE ---- 183093064 ->>183088977 (OP) -It certainly helps that Britta and Annie are adorable. ---- 183093569 ->>183092291 -Unironic irony poisoning. The abundant overuse of meta humor has caused an adverse reactionary stance from millennials/zoomers being overexposed to that style of commentary. The true discerning factor however is recognizing the difference between meta humor being used to fit in and be quirky and which is being used to honestly convey a sense of the writer understanding the tropes and using non reddit winking at the camera methods to create a new context for the trope to play out. ---- 183093621 ->>183092705 -6 was the best season since 2 but is far from being anything near par. Also S4>S5, I liked that S4 had episodes closer to the first 2 seasons and at least you can blame its failings on new showrunners and almost an entire writers room of new staff trying to find their feet on top of the episode count being slashed and fucking up the pacing. Almost every episode of S5 was a full of itself concept episode from a showrunner that already lost his job once and didn't learn anything from it. ---- 183094212 ->>183089868 ->stop liking what I don't like -why even come ITT just to hate u dufus ---- 183094245 ->>183093064 ->overlooking Other Annie -mistake ---- 183094389 ->>183094245 -Other Annie is pretty Asian. We try not to sexualize her. diff --git a/tv/183089329.txt b/tv/183089329.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 36ac4e747a18a594b387d298833061cfc4139ca8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183089329.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,141 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183089329 -who remembers this shit? What the fuck were they thinking. ---- 183089438 ->>183089329 (OP) -I remember 7yo me popping probably one of my first boners to that bitch ---- 183089457 ->>183089329 (OP) -The thing that bothered me back then was they gave her a nice body but didn't even try on the face. ---- 183089515 ->>183089457 - -I think it's just OP's shit first pic. She looks okay in some of these. ---- 183089536 ->>183089438 -same -i remember seeing this on late night canadian cable tv as a kid ---- 183089549 ->>183089329 (OP) -I did ---- 183089562 ->>183089515 ->posts a pic where she has a man face -Yeah, no. ---- 183089578 ->>183089329 (OP) -Shame her tits never came out ---- 183089694 ->>183089329 (OP) -I remember that it was fucking based. Just a bunch of fag jokes and robot tits. Wish they still made kino like this. ---- 183089878 ->>183089329 (OP) -I was 11 when this came out and watched to jack off. ---- 183089973 ->>183089878 ---- 183089981 ->>183089878 -For me, it was the sex scenes in Ninja Scroll. -And the Showcase Revue. ---- 183089997 ->>183089878 -Based ---- 183090053 ->>183089515 ->>183089329 (OP) -Western eroticism for men is trash. It's like they think all straight men have no taste. ---- 183090066 ->>183089329 (OP) -I know this existed -For some reason I think they advertised it with ->from the creators of the Simpsons -Which was a big fat lie. I might mistake it with something else but I know they advertised some shit like that and it wasn’t Futurama. - -So what’s the story? ---- 183090087 ->>183089973 -Don't even get me started about this little yellow slut. ---- 183090115 ->>183089878 ---- 183090132 ->>183090087 -Oh fugg lmao ---- 183090140 -We took shows like this and the Man Show for granted because we thought they would go on forever. I remember struggling to decide between buying BMX XXX or DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball for my Xbox (first generation). Things were better then. ---- 183090159 -> Anchor Bay released the 75 minute unrated Tripping the Rift: The Movie on DVD on March 25, 2008. ---- 183090251 ->>183090140 -That era was the best and it only looked like things would get better… ---- 183090274 ->>183090159 -I have 2 seasons of it on dvd ---- 183090281 ->>183089329 (OP) -Only the pilot was good. ---- 183090302 -It was Sci-Fi's attempt at a South Park-esque show. I liked it. ---- 183090525 ->>183090251 -This. It seemed American TV would only get more and more raunchy, but Americans cucked out. Luckily TV in my country(Mexico) has continued to get raunchier. We have twerking contest on day TV. ---- 183090701 ->>183090251 -Amen. I thought shows like this, MANswers, and Drawn Together were going to be the norm for decades to come. ---- 183090739 ->>183089329 (OP) -kino ---- 183090748 ->>183090701 -I wish Tough Crowd was still on the air but why the fuck would anything nice ever happen. ---- 183090815 ->tripping the reddit ---- 183090879 ->>183090815 -pretty sure reddit wouldn't like all the faggot jokes and objectification of women and so forth ---- 183091027 -Yeah watching this playing Halo 1 on original Xbox the early 2000s were fun time for sci-fi crap ---- 183091367 ->>183089878 ->jerking off at 11 -Who molested you? ---- 183091397 ->>183089329 (OP) -God damn this show sucked so bad. ---- 183092613 ->>183089329 (OP) -They're still doing this "cartoon, but raunchy!" shit today, when will they learn? ---- 183092803 ->>183089329 (OP) -I remember downloading a more graphic pilot on kazaa or limewire that I'd jerk off to. ---- 183092822 ->>183090140 ->>183090251 -Now netflix shovels out tits like this to cover up for their shit shows. ---- 183092897 ->>183092803 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQuNbJxvdw&ab_channel=MissingLink [Embed] - -I found it.. I guess the ass did it. ---- 183093367 ->>183092897 ->faggot clown powers -Sounds like modern politicians watched this when they were younger too ---- 183093460 ->>183092897 -Holy kino ---- 183093535 ->>183089329 (OP) ->tfw the dubbing on my country make her sound more sexual on purpose. ---- 183093610 ->>183092822 ->cheating is justified as long is the woman doing it. -fuck this goyslop. ---- 183093651 ->>183093610 -deranged incel take ---- 183093751 ->>183091367 -Not him but I started puberty at the end of 10, I think you just developed late m8 ---- 183093847 ->>183089329 (OP) -I remember this... the only episode I saw was the one where they go inside some clown's body and he shits them out diff --git a/tv/183089417.txt b/tv/183089417.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f8165c3162d04a9237a24eae1852b45c27533b3b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183089417.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,239 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183089417 ->Naboo....home... ---- 183089552 ->>183089417 (OP) -almost everything in the prequels was kino, except for the actors and story that we were following. But all the people who did like, concept art and design really knocked it out of the park. I think thats why there is still interest in it as a setting. I mean you can complain that Coruscant is a ripoff of Trantor but people remember Coruscant. ---- 183090150 ->>183090017 -cmon you can't tell me this shot isn't pure, unadulterated, kino ---- 183090156 ->>183089417 (OP) -let's go for a nice swim in the lovely Naboo ocean ---- 183090237 -how could he make such beautiful worlds and a well-developed galaxy and ruin them with the characters and dialogue? ---- 183090300 ->>183090098 -such a stunning composition. -prequels are kino just for the aesthetics alone ---- 183090325 ->>183089552 ->The things lucas did were shit but other than that it was great ---- 183090508 ->>183089417 (OP) -It's basically just italy ---- 183090638 -Naboo is weird. Just one large city, then some Gungans living in an underwater city on the other side of the planet ---- 183090801 ->>183090638 -It's not even a city, it's just a collection of buildings. There's no actual way to get around different parts of the city and it's only sheer luck (read: plot contrivance) that that weird pseudo-road has wide enough archways for a tank to get through. ---- 183090988 ->>183090752 -Is this a metaphor for a cock shooting out cum? ---- 183091009 ->naboo starfighter shown to be superior to TIE interceptor in every way, even strong enough to 1v5 with minimal effort ->can use hyperdrive, and has space for an astromech ->even has a missile launcher ->not adopted by the rebellion as their primary fighter - -what's the excuse? ---- 183091183 ->>183091009 -It’s expensive as fuck and palatine would do space magic for the disrespect of using his home planets exclusive star fighter ---- 183091555 ->>183090237 ->how could he make such beautiful worlds -the designers made everything ---- 183091579 ->>183091496 -Damn didn't know they had so mush soldiers ---- 183091611 ->>183091009 -They were literally custom made for escorting the royalty of an extremely rich planet, probably expensive as fuck. ---- 183091669 -How did the Gungans have such advanced technology? Technology that seemingly no one else even has in modern star wars. They had shields seemingly invulnerable to any bombardment and don't weaken that could be deployed over huge amounts of troops. They have EMP devices that could be turned into missiles or bombs and take out droids, that would have been helpful in the clone wars ---- 183091688 -Naboo and Coruscant had the fucking coolest aesthetics. Used to love going to these places in the video games. Nar Shadaa was kino too but that wasn't in the films. ---- 183091746 ->>183091654 -how does this ship fly vertically? I see no jet engines pointing downward ---- 183091883 ->>183091746 -ships in star wars have repulsor lift generators that can move them a certain amount off the ground to float then use their main engines to go forward and turn upwards. Same thing as Luke's landspeeder, the x-wings, the Falcon, etc ---- 183091992 ->>183090801 -To be fair their vehicles all fly and the naboo all seemed to like living alongside nature so they were used to walking, I've just always thought it odd for a planet to be so important in 1 movie its rarely been used outside of it. The Naboo and gungans themselves are used more throughout the prequel Era than the planet itself. ->meanwhile 50% of the galaxies bullshit revolves around Tattooine and 40% around Couruscent. ---- 183092039 ->>183089417 (OP) -That's just Waterfall City from Dinotopia ---- 183092077 ->>183092039 -Imagine the noise. ---- 183092096 ->>183091992 ->50% of the galaxies bullshit revolves around Tattooine -This is insane and annoying. I really love the design of Mos Espa in TPM, but it's retarded that some backwater slum is constantly being revisited by anyone but bounty hunters and drug dealers. ---- 183092135 ->>183091992 -I could see Coruscant since it's the center of the galaxy and head of the Republic, but Tattooine is pretty inexcusable since it's supposed to be a backwater nowhere no one goes to and why it's a good hiding spot. Anakin should have been found on another planet really ---- 183092217 ->>183091009 -Issue with the TIE line of ships are they're all based off of a design that was ideally suited for force users plus most versions are mass produced economical versions. -Good in huge numbers but 1v1 easily the worst starfighter ---- 183092233 ->>183091688 ---- 183092277 ->>183092233 ---- 183092303 -Byzantium inspired? ---- 183092311 ->>183092277 ---- 183092344 ->>183092311 ---- 183092352 -yeah. i cant remember one sequel trilogy setting - -so fucking lame - -i remember getting battle of naboo for 64 and i liked all the new ship designs and shit, but sequel trilogy didnt have anything cool. no settings, no designs, just shit ---- 183092380 ->>183092096 -I could kinda forgive it for the Book of Boba Fett since the whole sarlac pet and Jabbas palace on it but yeah the planet itself is beaten like a dead horse ---- 183092384 ->>183092344 -you'd think they'd wear parachutes at all times ---- 183092393 ->>183092344 ---- 183092428 ->>183092393 ---- 183092439 ->>183092233 -The contrast between art deco above and brutalism below is such a great way to visually establish the way people live on this planet. In the hands of probably anyone else, Coruscant would have turned into something akin to Blade Runner (which is good in its own right and a beautiful film), but McQuarrie and Lucas took it an extra step. ---- 183092444 ->>183091992 ->tfw doesnt do anything with tattooine and never mentions jedi ---- 183092467 ->>183092428 ---- 183092478 ->>183092439 -McQuarrie didn't work on the prequels. ---- 183092496 ->>183092352 -Well you've got Not Tattooine then Not Deathstar blew up Not Couruscent in the force awakens. -Honestly nothing was memorable from the ST movies just ripoffs of material that came before. ---- 183092498 ->>183092467 ---- 183092506 ->>183091669 -Gungans aren't stupid, just isolationist. ---- 183092537 ->>183089417 (OP) -where are all the retaining walls? -that entire city is going to fall off the cliff in a few years ---- 183092561 ->>183092444 -Andor I mean ---- 183092562 ->>183089417 (OP) -I'd fuck Jar Jar Binks. ---- 183092582 ->>183092478 -Are you serious? He did art of Coruscant (then Had Abbadon) for RotJ back when the climax was supposed to take place there. You can literally Google this in two seconds and see that his ideas made it through to the RotJ special edition and then the prequels. Zoomer. ---- 183092583 ->>183092506 -I just think it's weird no one else wanted their technology and could trade or buy to get it, seemed pretty useful ---- 183092596 ->>183092478 -Yes he did ---- 183092598 ->>183092498 ---- 183092612 ->>183092498 -Why would you watch this shitty low quality 35mm bootleg scan over BluRay, just like Lucas intended? ---- 183092639 ->>183092598 ---- 183092652 ->>183092582 ->>183092596 -No, he didn't. Doug Chiang worked on the prequels. Had Abaddon looks nothing like the final Coruscant. ---- 183092711 -IS THIS EPIC ESTABLISHING SHOTS I SEE??? PREQUELS ARE SO HECKING AWESOME!!!! ---- 183092823 ->>183092711 -What the fuck took you so long? You should be ashamed of yourself this thread went un-wojak'd for over 90 minutes. ---- 183092861 ->>183092612 -Lucas' bluray is DNR'd to hell, the movie was shot on film, film grain is a natural part of the process. On the bluray people's faces look waxy and the CGI looks much worse than in the "bootleg" theatrical 35mm scan where it blends quite nicely ---- 183092944 -what the fuck is this thread ---- 183092976 ->>183092652 ->Had Abaddon looks nothing like the final Coruscant -You are literally blind. ---- 183092989 ->>183092944 -some nigga spams the screencaps of the 35mm TPM scan from The Star Wars Trilogy forums ---- 183093027 ->>183092976 -You are, yes. Literally nothing like mostly sleek and round architecture of Coruscant. - -But you didn't even know that McQuarrie didn't work on the prequels, so there isn't really much to talk about. ---- 183093074 ->>183092989 -I'll end this spamming with puppet Yoda ---- 183093117 ->>183093074 -they should bring back puppet Yaddle ---- 183093148 ->>183093074 -Ew. How could they make WORSE puppet than the one from 1980? CGI version is definitely superior to this abomination. ---- 183093188 -Phantom Menace has weird pacing, but it still has more soul and quality than the entire disney triology. - ->Chug chug chug chug chug ---- 183093248 ->>183093027 -Cherrypicking. You can obviously see the art deco influence in everything but the pyramids. Naturally there were several different ideas; that's literally the fucking point of concept art you dumb zoomer fuck. How about this one? More cluttered than the Coruscant we saw in the prequels, but the architectural style is clearly set. ---- 183093287 ->Cloud City... home... ---- 183093295 ->>183093027 ->>183093248 -Also, holy shit, the gall you must have to call Coruscant "sleek." It's clearly fucking 20's Manhattan, inspired by Metropolis. ---- 183093437 ->>183093248 ->>183093295 -Looks literally NOTHING like Coruscant. In fact, it seems like Raxus was more inspired by Had Abaddon than anything. This is very clearly Gothic architecture. Literally look at the pictures of Coruscant in this thread. Are you fucking retarded, or what? ---- 183093892 ->>183093027 ->>183093248 -It was nice that they used the McQuarrie monument plaza design in mando this season, too bad the show is terrible ---- 183093960 ->>183093892 -It was in TCW as well. ---- 183094052 ->>183093960 -I forgot about that, must’ve been on one of the earlier seasons, I’ve never rewatched the show ---- 183094069 ->I want you to land on your feet, just tell me where you DON'T want to go ->Water planet ---- 183094127 ->>183091688 ->the new fallen order will have coruscant as a world -1313bros... we're going home ---- 183094176 ->>183091992 -The only other thing to use Naboo that I can recall is an episode of The Clone Wars where a german stereotype mad scientist is secretly making chemical weapons there. ---- 183094198 ->>183094052 -Season 2. ---- 183094357 ->>183094198 -If this is the highest mountain peak on coruscant, why do people have no problem breathing the thin air? ---- 183094424 ->>183094357 -Coruscant doesn't make sense when you think about it. A lot of things in Star Wars are just about aesthetics and themes, not logic and realism. ---- 183094425 ->>183089552 -For me, its the audio. Not just the music, but the foley work as well. I love all the sounds in this movie diff --git a/tv/183089758.txt b/tv/183089758.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 838c6a4c5ebe80a367bb9ef3b7057b6986e577e2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183089758.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,239 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183089758 -Conheads, let us discuss this momentous occassion of the marriage of a future President and First Lady and how it changes everything for the show. ---- 183090131 -When does it start? ---- 183090144 -for me, it's Marcia ---- 183090161 ->>183089758 (OP) -white blondes in white dresses.... is there anything better out there? ---- 183090178 ->>183090161 -Redheads in green dresses ---- 183090185 ->>183089758 (OP) -Can of Blue Monster to the left. ---- 183090196 -Kendall's mentor is Frank. -Roman's mentor is Roman (they also fucked). - -Which means... Shiv's mentor will be Karl. They will also fuck. ---- 183090234 ->>183089758 (OP) ->new yellowjackets season boring as shit ->new succession season boring as shit -it’s over. /tv/ has fallen ---- 183090549 ->>183090196 ->Roman's mentor is Roman -Extremely based. ---- 183090707 ->>183090161 -Alien women in goofy alien garb. ---- 183090732 ->>183089758 (OP) -Karl Kings, now is out time. ---- 183091331 -Worriedbros, how we feelin? ---- 183091419 -Kinda cringe how people talk about this show. "He fucked him, she fucked him", "he's not a killer" lmao who irl talks like that? ---- 183091449 -Karolinabros, look at this bullshit. ---- 183091498 -Last night I fired up Last Kingdom on netflix cause I like seeing Matthew Macfayden as Uthred. ---- 183091594 -Disgusting Brothersbros, tonight’s the night we find out Logan gave us the company in his will ---- 183091638 ->>183091594 ->his will -Not this week. Surely they'll drag out the details of the will for a few episodes, right? ---- 183091665 ->>183089758 (OP) ->most important day of his life ->not a single member of his family was there -Poor Connor, at least he still has his interest in politics. ---- 183091773 ->>183089758 (OP) ->Conn gets enough of a bump in the polls to prevent Logans chud choice from winning ---- 183091812 ->>183091773 ->1.5% ---- 183091828 -streaming on brettygood dot com ---- 183091954 -I wanted us to win Frankchads, but not like this... ---- 183092132 ->>183091954 -Those darn naysayers. ---- 183092275 -I can't be the only one that thinks she's extremely average looking ---- 183092603 -me laying in bed on my back - -Shiv's ass planted directly on my face ---- 183092797 ->>183091498 -He fell for the British capeshit villain meme. Gonna be in the next Deadpool flick. ---- 183092923 -Fuck I just caught up and watched episode 3 now. Can't believe they actually fucking did it holy shit. ---- 183093159 ->>183091828 -thx ---- 183093304 -Who’s going to end up CEO? My guess is none of the kids will end up in the position, neither does Tom, I think Matsson, or one of Logan’s inner circle gets it? Or the position is totally absolved and nobody gets it. ---- 183093339 ->>183093304 -the inner family and any else related to them will all lose in the end, every single one of them ---- 183093350 ->>183093304 ->>183093339 -One kid did win in King Lear. ---- 183093378 ->>183090196 ->Roman's mentor is Roman -A true sigma male ---- 183093418 ->>183089758 (OP) -Nice to see Connor receive marital bliss - -He's one of the few characters who isn't a total reprobate. Eccentric yes, but not a piece of shit ---- 183093421 ->>183091498 -Uthred, son of Uthred, father of Uthred and Uthred (formerly Osbert). ---- 183093469 ->>183091419 -nobody. this show has no basis in how the elite actually act. it's the goyslop of tv, and normies eat it up. ---- 183093472 -Stream at https://kino.tube ---- 183093475 ->>183093350 -I don't remember a single thing about a single Shakespeare play I've read, anon ---- 183093477 ->>183093418 -Every marriage in this show is toxic and doomed to fail. Willa is an escort who admitted she was only interested in Connor for his money. If WSRC went bankrupt overnight she would have the divorce papers drawn up before noon. ---- 183093499 ->>183093475 -Nobody does man, we all just hastily look up quotes. ---- 183093505 ->>183093472 -I unironically would ---- 183093527 -NOW IS OUR TIME KARL KINGS ---- 183093632 ->>183093304 -CEO of what? Logan's plan was to sell the company but break off the news channel part to keep for himself. Now that he's gone, will the kids still want to go through with that plan? They could just sell the entire company with none of them being CEO. Or they could renegotiate with Matsson to try to split off other parts with each kid being CEO of their own piece. Or they could just block the sale and split the company into pieces with each kid being CEO of their own piece. ---- 183093745 -DING DING DING DING ---- 183093791 ->HBO running an ad for their third rebrand in five years ---- 183093819 -Kendall the fuck up won't disappoint ---- 183093835 -You know how far I had to scroll to find this thread in the catalog? ---- 183093854 ->>183090234 -i don't understand how succession dropped the ball this hard? -like season 3 compared to 1 and 2 was marginally worse but this season is complete Netflix tier as if every writer has been replaced. ---- 183093856 -Logan is definitely not dead. A billionaire like him certainly has a phylactery. Probably learned how to do it from Rockefeller. ---- 183093873 ->shiv is pregnant ->babby doesn’t have Down syndrome - -Damn ---- 183093886 ->ok ->Hhmmm ->Okay ->Bye ---- 183093888 -YOU FUCKERS WERE CALLING HER FAT FOR THREE WEEKS. -APOLOGIZE ---- 183093889 ->>183090161 -virgins in white dresses ---- 183093895 -Wait is Shiv fucking pregnant? ---- 183093916 ->>183093895 -with Gregs baby ---- 183093920 ->>183093895 -Who's the dad? ---- 183093928 ->>183093888 -She’s still fat ---- 183093934 ->>183093895 -She's full of Tomelettes ---- 183093951 ->>183093856 -Season Five: Wrath of the Lich King ---- 183093964 ->>183093916 -oh that disgusting brother! ->>183093920 -Tom most likely ---- 183093982 ->>183093835 -No, I used the search filter ---- 183093989 -Marcia back to get her money lmao ---- 183094000 ->>183093895 -New soul vessel for Logan >>183093951 ---- 183094002 ->>183093982 -Good for you, nerd. ---- 183094015 -Total Tom supremacy ---- 183094024 ->>183094000 -checked!! ---- 183094045 ->>183091828 -two weeks ago it was another url? howcome? ---- 183094053 ->>183094000 ->Goo goo gaa ->FUCK OFF ---- 183094079 ->>183094000 ---- 183094092 -Hurry up and get to the will. ---- 183094097 ->>183094045 -Well there was a copyright issue and the trans porn ---- 183094157 ->>183093505 -It's a morph ---- 183094158 -So is this boiling down to the kids vs the execs? ---- 183094182 -Is Tom the same actor who played Darcy in pride and prejudice (2005)? ---- 183094226 -Based Karl showing his big corpo dick with Logan dead. ---- 183094240 -Tombros... our response????? ---- 183094273 ->>183094240 -Keep steady Tomcats. He's the Darkhorse for a reason. ---- 183094290 ->>183093469 -surely you'll know this being definitely in an elite inner-circle posting on /tv/ lmao ---- 183094320 -Greg's found a new master in Marcia ---- 183094331 ->>183094182 -Yes ---- 183094340 -Friendly reminder that Marcia negotiated 2 board seats on Logan's death in season 1 and an unspecified obscene legal settlement in season 2 to avoid a messy public divorce. She has been quietly playing her game in the background and waiting for this moment to clean up shop. ---- 183094376 ->>183094000 -KINO ---- 183094377 -What's on the paper? ---- 183094400 ->>183094377 -His will I assume diff --git a/tv/183089769.txt b/tv/183089769.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 664ad279c7b5933a72e6ed23feaa2a0b3f178ccc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183089769.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,87 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183089769 -Are they even gonna give these characters a proper send off? ---- 183089815 -wonder woman had hers in that shitty shazam 2 ---- 183089864 -How old are you capeshitters? Be honest ---- 183089913 -probably not ---- 183089965 ->>183089769 (OP) -no ->>183089815 ->her sendoff is a greenscreen shot filmed away from the rest of the cast -wb is so fucking stupid ---- 183090107 -The original Flashpoint comic erased 30 years of stories for what was supposed to be a regular series arc and left the other books scrambling to write a finale. It wouldn't be a proper Flashpoint movie if it didn't piss off the fans. ---- 183090158 ->>183089769 (OP) -Batfleck never even got a movie LMAO. ---- 183090164 ->>183089769 (OP) -Nope. ---- 183090236 ->>183089864 -mentally? 7, maybe 9 at best ---- 183090259 ->>183089815 -wonder woman is in one short action scene in the first part of the upcoming The Flash so that will actually be her last appearance - -Ben Afflecks Batman might show up in Aquaman 2 but its also possible that scene was cut making The Flash his last appearance. - -Henry Cavill Superman is shown briefly on the TV in the background of an early scene in The Flash, this will likely be the last time he is seen. - -And that's it. It's over. On to the James Gunn DCU. ---- 183090306 ->>183089769 (OP) -You already got one ---- 183090342 ->>183090259 -gay ---- 183090369 ->>183089769 (OP) -Yes ->Superman talk with Black Adam and become friends ->Wonder Woman had sex with Shazam ->Batman will die ---- 183090400 -yeah right Waller and Peacemaker are going to keep going but all the mains are being replaced. They could have at least done a hard reset and not kept anything but this way is like a direct insult to snyder and his heavily indian and pakistani fanbase. ---- 183090410 ->>183089769 (OP) -No, they will not be filming the three of them falling into a trash can. ---- 183090471 ->>183089769 (OP) -Their movies were all shit or mid, why the fuck would they expect a "proper send off"? ---- 183090515 -James Gunn said he would like to do a Kingdom Come movie one day that would include them. Kingdom Come is a story when all these characters are old so if he still have a job in 10 years you should expect it. ---- 183090550 -What would a "proper send off" be? like say im James Gunn lurking her to get away from my naggy bogged wife and im open to getting these three actors together to quickly shoot a post-credit scene for The Flash that would be a "send off" for these 3. - -What would happen in such a scene? ---- 183090629 ->>183090550 -Kingdom Come was a big send off for a lot of characters so they could easily adapt it to work for the Snyderverse. They have all the important characters hell Shazam is one of the most important and we have him established in the Snyderverse. ---- 183090636 ->>183089769 (OP) -yeah, Peacemaker will give each of them a bullet to the head, Snyder style ---- 183090648 ->>183090550 -No Way Home typa movie ---- 183090668 ->>183090629 ->>183090648 -im giving you one 3 to 5 minute long scene. that's it. ---- 183090724 ->>183090550 -The Flash accidentally transports them to the Monty Python universe, Gadot does one final "Kal-El No!" and then they get squashed by a giant foot ---- 183091856 ->>183089769 (OP) -yea flush the turds away ---- 183092805 ->>183089815 ->just standing still for 10 seconds smiling -so unnatural. everything about capeshit is so gay. ---- 183093303 ->>183089815 -post the cute video where she tickles the boy dressed as superman. It will make everyone fall in love it Gal Gadot. diff --git a/tv/183089866.txt b/tv/183089866.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 397cc125509568a233e0e2d49982a1d4dd8ed943..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183089866.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,94 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183089866 ->Wins one fight ->Becomes unified champ - -Can this power be learned? ---- 183089898 ->>183089866 (OP) -that boy HAWT ---- 183089909 ->>183089866 (OP) ->MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS ---- 183089944 ->did all those roids and shortened his lifespan for nothing -buckbros.... ---- 183089999 ->>183089898 -*zesty ---- 183090408 ->>183089909 -kek ---- 183090510 ->>183089944 ->for nothing - -I'm sure between Disney, Creed 3, Lovecraft County and the advertising deals he had, it wasn't for "nothing". ---- 183090596 ->>183089866 (OP) ->beats women ---- 183090779 ->>183089866 (OP) -George Floyd ---- 183091765 ->>183090779 -goerge royd ---- 183091875 ->>183089866 (OP) -I think he did beat that chick. But not out of malice. He just wanted out of that Disney contract ---- 183091917 ->>183089866 (OP) -who did he beat? his gf? ---- 183092008 ->>183089866 (OP) -His character arc is the result of speed watching the rocking series and forgetting that rocky at 60 pro fights before his miracle break. Also Adonis had no reason to fight this guy, the whole movie was just people telling him how awesome he is. ---- 183092126 ->>183089866 (OP) ->comes out of prison after 18 years ->is given a world title shot -Holy fucking shit Sly should be more pissed than he is ---- 183092173 ->>183089866 (OP) ->wins one fight against his gf ->looses career ---- 183092190 ->>183090510 -They're not good with their money. ---- 183092271 ->>183092190 -Rent free ---- 183092347 ->>183092271 -in prison ---- 183092408 ->>183092271 -in jail lmao ---- 183092630 ->>183092408 ->>183092347 ---- 183092686 ->>183092408 -i just spit out my drink hahah ---- 183092752 ->>183089866 (OP) -His physique looks nothing like a boxer's ---- 183093141 ->>183092752 -thats because hes an actor on steroids ---- 183093298 ->>183092752 -he's a professional prisoner ---- 183094293 ->>183089866 (OP) -Not from a Jedi. ---- 183094339 ->>183089866 (OP) -If you beat the guy that has the unified titles in a fight sanctioned by the relevant organizations you become the unified champ ---- 183094342 ->>183090510 -It is now lol ---- 183094374 ->>183089866 (OP) ->Wins one fight (against his girlfriend) ->loses everything -What did he mean by this? diff --git a/tv/183090121.txt b/tv/183090121.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 410a2b3a16e08bc3288ba9fa7ad67d189b072fa4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090121.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,107 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090149 -He will have the main role ---- 183090321 ->>183090149 -still better than Rey. ---- 183090580 -Here's to hoping there won't be a star wars 10, honestly one was enough - -> do another moviemaker cut you degenerated cunts ---- 183090613 -Which of the three movies is meant to come out first? ---- 183090645 ->>183090321 -darth helmut from space balls was more nuanced and respectable than Ray Palpatine. ---- 183090784 -God I hope not. Bad actor. Bad person. Ugly. Hips like a woman. ---- 183090808 ->>183090121 (OP) -Only if JJ Abrams directs again. Anyone else will prefer actors who can actually act, and roles that aren't as gimmicky as "muh stormtrooper who's such a good guy that he slaughters other stormtroopers". ---- 183090838 -they'll just make him the new Lando - -he'll rule Cotton City, supplying the new jedi council with all the cotton they need to make their robes. ---- 183091511 ->>183090838 ->the new Lando -Lando was charismatic though, and not a dumbass with a ghetto accent. ---- 183091565 ->>183090121 (OP) -I don't get what the original plan for this guy was - -It seemed like there was some earlier draft where a stormtrooper became a jedi or something, i.e. Finn bluffs his way into the rebellion, ends up fighting Kylo and gets taught by a female jedi who was a student of Luke or something - -Then it turned into 'girl who is already a jedi becomes a jedi properly but Finn is there too', I don't get it ---- 183091604 ->>183090121 (OP) -This could save the Skywalker saga ---- 183091673 ->>183090121 (OP) -Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life. - -I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning. - -When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips. - -Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen. - -I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials. - -Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy. - -Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face. ---- 183091674 ->>183091511 -You are racist like Tyler ---- 183091712 ->>183091604 -Why you so obsessed with this nigga girl ---- 183091716 ->>183091565 -JJ Abrams doesn't have plans. He has stupid ideas and then leaves them vague because "Mystery Box". -In Finn's case, it was all about "Hey, wouldn't it be rad if one of the Stormtroopers became a good guy out of nowhere?" - "No, Jay Jay, it'd be fucking stupid" - "Fuck it, I'm doing it anyway!". ---- 183091811 ->>183091716 -JJ is racist. he made finn a pet of Rey ---- 183092003 ->>183090784 -Isn't Daisy Ridley a bad actress, bad person, ugly and barren xenonorph woman? ---- 183092065 ->REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!! ---- 183092123 ->>183090121 (OP) -Remember when Jesse Plemons was originally cast in this role? Things would have went much differently if they stuck with him. ---- 183092852 ->>183092003 -No. ---- 183092950 ->>183092852 -Yes she is ---- 183092981 ->>183090121 (OP) -yes, he is the father of Rey's babies ---- 183093012 -WHY ISN'T THERE A STAR WARS BOARD? - -What if I wanna talk about Star Wars broadly and not something specific to /co/, /lit/, /tg/, /toy/, /tv/ or /v/?????? ---- 183093019 ->>183092981 -Rey is lesbian now ---- 183093082 ->>183093019 -Didn't stop Finn from laying the pipe ---- 183093140 ->>183093082 -That's fake. Leave my boy Finn alone ---- 183093145 ->>183093019 -NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME ---- 183093247 ->>183090784 ->>183093019 ->>183093082 -Barren xenomorph was a mistake ---- 183093264 ->>183091673 -Based and Herbert West pilled diff --git a/tv/183090253.txt b/tv/183090253.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1906a7e2bc9c9380323025368a83166570a6db8c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090253.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,101 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090253 ->What zero pussy do to a mf ---- 183090309 ->>183090253 (OP) ->a thread died so a nintendie can whine about an autistic virgin ---- 183090333 ->>183090253 (OP) -Someone smarter than you explained exactly whats wrong with a movie and why and now you're seething and attempting to social shame like a karen? ---- 183090344 ->>183090309 ->NOOO MY BBC AND HARRY POTTER SHILL THREADS ---- 183090372 ->>183090253 (OP) -idk looks like he’s posting pretty based stuff ---- 183090381 ->>183090253 (OP) -Fuck you for making me laugh at this retarded post ---- 183090382 ->something something nigger speak ---- 183090493 ->>183090382 ---- 183090514 ->>183090253 (OP) -kek ---- 183090523 ->>183090253 (OP) -he thought I was gonna read all that ---- 183090541 ->>183090253 (OP) -man some of you guys are next fucking level autistic ---- 183090557 ->>183090309 ->>183090333 ->>183090372 -It's over, Disneyshills. Over a billion is locked. You're done ---- 183090575 ->>183090493 -That’s a pretty good follower to followed count. I’m glad he has friends. ---- 183090587 ->>183090253 (OP) ->the cartoon princess did a judo throw, western society is on the brink of collapse ---- 183090822 ->>183090253 (OP) ->When Mario accidentally stumbles into Peach, they tumble to the ground and share an awkward, "too close" introduction with Peach over Mario. Peach maintains her grace and poise in this surprising situation, demonstrating her patience, composure, and curiosity. An awkward but positive first encounter between Peach and Mario would create a more endearing initial impression, enhancing Mario's motivation to aid her and his view of her as a kind and caring person. ---- 183090826 ->>183090253 (OP) ->meanwhile women write literally whole books because some "ugly" guy walked past her at the gym but gets a free white knight pass as usual ---- 183090866 ->>183090826 -oh my god what the fuck are you even talking about you fucking retard ---- 183090901 -peach is a bossgirl,why the fuck rightards incels are hyping this woke film is a big mystery to me ---- 183090977 ->>183090866 ---- 183091081 -I like that the whole message of this movie was that it is ok to take performance enhancing drugs to win. ---- 183092452 -No ---- 183092775 ->>183090253 (OP) ->writing Thomas Aquinas style diatribes about the mario movie ---- 183092829 ->>183092452 -No what ---- 183092847 -aahhhhh why are these manchild tendies so pathetic? Literally a cult. ---- 183092917 ->>183090493 -No idea how he squares Christianity with the Nazi shit ---- 183092955 ->>183090253 (OP) ->Peach forcing a mushroom down marios throat ->Issue ---- 183092970 ->>183090253 (OP) -This is a quality post, something you're probably too young or too black-skinned to appreciate seeing here. In the past, there used to be multiple quality posts on here made every day. Now you're lucky to get one per year, so your consternation makes sense. You're still a nigger, however. You talk like one, you act like one, and you certainly stink like one. ---- 183093050 ->>183092970 ->What zero pussy does a to a mf ---- 183093221 ->>183090493 -does this people understand that markets hates nations and borders and will proactively work to erode them ---- 183093226 ->>183092970 -I too am on the spectrum, Brother ---- 183093279 -Disney is absolutely terrified because not only will this be a success but it opens the door to more vidyashit and they can’t get in on it -No amount of effortposting will stop it from a billy ---- 183093320 ->>183093050 -kek ---- 183093489 ->>183090253 (OP) -sure, but at this stage you can ask GPR to write that for you ---- 183093544 ->>183090493 -I bet whoever made this image wouldn't do the same thing to a profile that has one billion pronouns and one trillion sexualities ---- 183094289 ->>183092829 -It's not about drugs diff --git a/tv/183090458.txt b/tv/183090458.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fdeee8e56cff6a2513751e7b93f02eaa0a93bca0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090458.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,66 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090458 -You want to play a little game? ---- 183090495 ->>183090458 (OP) -youtube will never be this kino again ---- 183090625 ->>183090472 -Ralph pls go ---- 183090941 ->>183090458 (OP) -What game? ---- 183090973 ->>183090458 (OP) -kino video made me piss myself laughing with the friends i had back then ---- 183091582 -JIGSAW'S DEAD! ---- 183091893 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk [Embed] -they were both (and still are) furries and one of them trooned out, really makes you think ---- 183091933 ->>183091893 ->PLmD_69pXpk ---- 183091953 ->>183091893 ->one of them trooned out -the one that shot up that school recently? ---- 183091972 ->>183090458 (OP) ---- 183091988 -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mV8qksSoDRo [Embed] - -Typical SAW fan ---- 183092268 ->>183091953 -Epik reference bro! ---- 183092361 ->>183092268 -thank you :) - -also upvote and thanks for the gold! ---- 183093388 -Noel Fielding's looking well. Is he off the goofballs? ---- 183093491 ->>183093388 -stfu deranged troon ---- 183093597 ->>183090458 (OP) -Had some keks for this back in the day boys, zoomers dont even know ---- 183093639 ->>183090458 (OP) -This is one of the classics from Youtube. And still is one of the best things there. ---- 183094001 ->>183090625 - E P I C - P - I - C ---- 183094032 ->>183093491 -Gobble more shit, hungry ghost :D ---- 183094152 -Does anybody remember a youtube sketch called "Arby's Robbery"? The premise is literally just an robbery at Arby's and it was filmed on a terrible camcorder but it was so goddamn funny and it's been wiped off the face of the internet. It was probably like 08-09? I remember at the end the guy pops out of the trunk of his car at one point. ---- 183094312 ->>183090458 (OP) -Sure. It's called suck my dick, faggot. Let's see if you can beat your whore mothers high score. diff --git a/tv/183090646.txt b/tv/183090646.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a84c1543461dd075616476e7196a3ded3366c9b9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090646.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,166 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090646 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1LkK118spc [Embed] -Holy kino... ---- 183090686 ->tranime -Fuck off you mentally deranged troon ---- 183090710 ->>183090686 ->yuyu hakusho ->tranime -Newfag. ---- 183090782 ->>183090686 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4btkY7I5c [Embed] -THIS is tranime? -Its literally 90s kino. ---- 183090852 ->>183090686 -YuYu is based tranime though ---- 183090853 ->>183090710 ->>183090782 ->nip brainwahsing shit -All anime is tranime, fuck off back2plebbit you weeb troons ---- 183090856 -that was such a good arch ---- 183090993 ->>183090686 ->>183090853 -Its literally about being a based tough guy with honor, thats the whole fucking show. -How is that brainwashing. ---- 183091050 ->>183090993 -stfu bunkertroon tranime trashime back2plebbit you don't belong here ---- 183091274 ->blatantly uses the lightsaber sound effect ->no one cares because Lucas was pretty cool about the number of fans there were in different creative fields -No way Yidsney lets them do it with the live action ---- 183091353 ->>183090686 ->YYH ->tranime -KILL YOURSELF, NOW! ---- 183091437 ->>183090646 (OP) -Sayonara Bye Bye is the kinoest of the EDs -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss7kdZBZUCU [Embed] ---- 183091601 ->>183091353 -You kill yourself you fucking mentally ill troon lol odds are you will soon enough anyway tranny ---- 183091766 ->>183091353 -she cute ---- 183091866 ->>183091766 -based yusuke grabbed her tits and her balls midfight just cause he thought she was a hot chick. -they dont make mc's this based anymore ---- 183091884 ->>183091766 ->>183091353 -1 of the funnier parts about this character is knowing that Toguro hired them. Would be funny to see him wearing an LGBT flag and I've already thought of a good scene for it :) ---- 183091928 ->>183091766 -Literal tranime YWNBAW go back to leftypol faggots ---- 183091948 ->>183090853 -holy election tourist, back to /r/the_donald nigger ---- 183091956 ->>183091884 ->them -Toguru didn't hired anyone you mentally ill freak. It was the fat ugly guy. ---- 183091989 ->>183090646 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlKa33Ty_1c [Embed] ---- 183092025 ->>183091956 -They were part of Toguro's gang -The character was even used later on for a flashback scene where Toguro sent Miyuki to invite Genkai to the dark tournament ---- 183092045 ->>183091948 -LOL only fucking bunkertroon plebbitors EVER complain about it - -you should go back /tv/ is a /pol/ board tranny YWNBAW ---- 183092059 ->>183090782 -This is my favorite animated shot of all time. It's so fucking cool. -The japanese ED is better, as always : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL_T3ucVMzY [Embed] ---- 183092091 ->>183092045 ->d-do I fit in yet? i put all the buzzwords in my post ---- 183092141 ->>183090853 -lol ---- 183092197 ->>183092091 ->trainme loving plebbitor talking about fitting in -KEK keep trying bunkertroon leftypol faggot this is a /pol/ board fucking leave mentally deranged pedo trash ---- 183092235 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYWfxoqSpyg [Embed] ---- 183092248 ->>183092197 -youre correct about /tv/ being /pol/ but its difficult to say youre attacking them or theyre attacking you we see this shit every thread it seems repetitive and unreasonable. ---- 183092314 ->>183092248 -cope seethe dilate YWNBAW faggot troon ---- 183092371 ->>183090646 (OP) -If I'm gonna have an anime based power I wish I'd have one like Toguro. That percentage based power is based ---- 183092388 ->>183090646 (OP) ->>183090782 ->>183091353 ->>183092059 ->>183092235 -Anime used to have so much SOVL. What happened? ---- 183092455 ->>183092235 ->>183092059 ->>183091437 ->>183090782 -for me its monster suit -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6iQrQ7_UXc [Embed] ---- 183092548 ->>183092371 -As a kid I thought dragon of the darkness flame was the dopest shit ever. Dark tournament might be my favorite saga of any anime ever ---- 183092572 ->>183090646 (OP) - -Me on the left, you on the right. ---- 183092921 -/tv/ is for western media and naturally animation extolling the virtues of masculinity are a no-no here. ---- 183093063 -Childhood is idolizing Yusuke -Edgy teenage years is wanting to be Hiei -Adulthood is knowing Kuwabara was the GOAT all along. ---- 183093526 ->>183092921 -more like tranime you fucking leftypol bunkertroon mentally ill filth back2plebbit ---- 183093624 ->>183093063 ---- 183093645 ->>183092388 -I'd say it's the fact it's an analog product, it gives it an 'artesanal' grainy quality to it that modern digital-smooth-clean anime really can't. ---- 183093647 ->>183092235 -When kino hits. -https://youtu.be/ao6iBdDUkfA [Embed] ---- 183093890 ->>183093063 -But i wanted to be the younger Togoro ---- 183094144 ->>183090686 ->>183090710 -Yusuke literally beats up a tranny because equal lefts and equal rights. -Yu Yu Hakusho was kino. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWuMWQWppPU [Embed] ---- 183094179 ->>183094144 ->literally tranny shit -YWNBAW you fucking troon ugly faggot ---- 183094205 ->>183094179 -I'll make you a woman, bitch ---- 183094269 ->>183092388 diff --git a/tv/183090698.txt b/tv/183090698.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2791c2443a750da21e1fa4917797fc14afce3cdc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090698.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,110 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090698 -Remember when /tv/ was infatuated with her? ---- 183090706 -Still am. ---- 183090774 ->>183090698 (OP) -Even now I wouldn't kick her out of bed. ---- 183090836 ->>183090698 (OP) -We are fickle creatures. ---- 183090841 ->>183090698 (OP) ->>183090706 ---- 183090863 ->was -lol ---- 183090888 ->>183090698 (OP) -still am. ---- 183091015 ->>183090698 (OP) -never stopped ---- 183091065 ->>183090698 (OP) ->I want to make her cheese enchiladas with a mountain of qeuso sauce and take her from behind while she braps between thrusts her asscheeks erupt in a symphony from *clap* to *brap,*clap* to *brap* I'd then tug on her asshairs taking in the delicious aroma filling the room ---- 183091077 ->>183090983 -What did the dog mean by this? ---- 183091144 ->>183090983 -She looks like that barista lady who got maced. ---- 183091165 -is this the thread ? ---- 183091740 ->>183090698 (OP) -Look what she's become, you can't blame us. ---- 183091808 ->>183091077 -I feel bad for the dog. He has a heightened ability to smell and could get a deep scent of the vag and brapper but has to go about his existence never nutting deep in her hairy puss puss. This is animal cruelty. ---- 183091873 ->>183091165 -So it would seem ---- 183092104 ->>183091165 -Sexy lips ---- 183092283 ->>183090698 (OP) -that's a man bro https://www.bitchute.com/video/cJKMJBVk7YDp/ - -yeah that's a tranny https://www.bitchute.com/video/cJKMJBVk7YDp/ - -a dude https://www.bitchute.com/video/cJKMJBVk7YDp/ ---- 183092326 ->>183090698 (OP) -only desperate subhuman betas ->>183090706 ->>183090841 ->>183090863 ->>183090888 ->>183091015 ->>183091165 ->>183091873 ->ayy lmao -always was a fuckugly dysgenic abomination ---- 183092429 ->>183092326 -sid is cute af and so was tayylor ---- 183092480 ->>183090698 (OP) -Cute teenager, ages, becomes busted! Fanbase withers. New cunny appears! Many such cases. ---- 183092483 ->her being ugly makes her more attainable in my mind -The mind of the subhuman beta ---- 183092575 ->>183092326 ->>183092483 -Have sex, incel ---- 183093259 ->>183092575 -I'm confused what hair color is her bush? ---- 183093333 -she was so fucking beautiful and she RUINED IT - -BOGGED -BOGGED BOGGED BOGGED ---- 183093426 ->>183093333 -it grows back ---- 183093573 ->>183090706 -came here to post this ---- 183093697 ->>183092575 -Fucking make me ---- 183093820 ->>183090698 (OP) -for good reason ---- 183093907 -She was a bit charming before her bucal fat removal. ---- 183094005 ->>183090698 (OP) -Why'd she have her BUCCfat removed and go skeletor mode? ---- 183094011 ->>183093426 -you son of a bitch dont give me false hope ---- 183094099 ->>183094005 ->>183094011 -they just remove the fat, over time it comes back if you have lipo you can still get fat cells back diff --git a/tv/183090704.txt b/tv/183090704.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e333d858c29782ba745448bf6fdca0db7a12ff40..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090704.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,317 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090952 ->>183090704 (OP) ---- 183090980 -her or Sydney. choose, /tv/ ---- 183091010 ->>183090704 (OP) ->>183090980 -Imagine the golden locks of bush ---- 183091028 ->>183090980 -Olivia. -She's everything. ---- 183091084 ->>183090980 -I'm not vision impaired so obviously I choose Alice ---- 183091093 -That’s just Patricia Arquette’s tulpa. ---- 183091205 ->>183090704 (OP) -She was a dumb bitch tho. ---- 183091230 ->>183091084 -I would totally hold her hand in public if you know what I mean. ---- 183091288 ->>183091084 -look at that fat asian seething ---- 183091320 ->>183091084 -one of the best mog seethes ever caught on camera ---- 183091351 -no refunds ---- 183091476 ->>183090980 -Olivia ---- 183091512 ->>183090980 -Alice, Sydney's hot but a butterface. ---- 183091877 ->>183090716 -she's getting ready for the glass bottom boat ---- 183091906 ->>183090980 -Olivia by a mile ---- 183091910 ->>183090980 -Sydney's chesticles are better ---- 183092042 ->>183090980 -literally not a person would choose Shitney -the real question is her or picrel ---- 183092114 ->>183092042 -this guy >>183091910 did -also the chick you posted is mid compared to either Olivia or Sydney ---- 183092142 ->>183090704 (OP) -Man face and man hands. - -Just look at them ffs ---- 183092214 -She magics the cum out of my balls if you know what I mean ---- 183092216 ->>183092114 -that's not a guy that Sweeney ---- 183092494 ->>183090704 (OP) -wall hands ---- 183092539 -i would ask for a magic trick where i suck her toes and she shits in my mouth -IF you know what i mean ---- 183092616 -Powergirl never ever ---- 183092627 ->>183092453 -what a blockhead ---- 183092643 ->>183092214 ->>183092539 -i don't get it? ---- 183092682 ->fucks a paki in the show -DROPPED ---- 183092741 -This is the only modern show Ive seen where the gay character is an actually fully fleshed out human being and his personality isnt just "LOL I LIKE COCK" ---- 183092814 ->>183092741 -sounds like you're like 2 seasons deep, it gets worse, the characters all get much much worse, they literally devolve into just that ---- 183092887 ->>183092814 -all shows become shit after 3 seasons. if they can make 3 quality seasons its a good show ---- 183093040 ->>183092814 -A lot of shows should stop at 2. ---- 183093223 ->>183093010 -I'd fuck this sojak ---- 183093301 ->>183090704 (OP) -I want to make her cheese enchiladas with a mountain of qeuso sauce and take her from behind while she braps between thrusts her asscheeks erupt in a symphony from *clap* to *brap,*clap* to *brap* I'd then tug on her asshairs taking in the delicious aroma filling the room ---- 183093448 ->>183091084 ->>183092453 -Didn't she die? ---- 183093882 ->>183093448 -But did she really die? ---- 183094081 ->>183093010 ---- 183094129 ->>183093448 -spoiler alert first pls ---- 183094768 -Bump ---- 183094843 -dark haired witch lady >>> dis blonde bimbo ---- 183094871 -did you know she appeared in Walk Hard? ---- 183094926 ->>183094871 -Wow ---- 183094961 ->>183094081 ---- 183095147 ->>183090704 (OP) - -Marina was hotter but Alice had her moments. ---- 183095317 -I love these books and hate this show. The books are total depression-kino. - -The Quentin parts of 2 > 1 > the Julia parts of 2 > 3 ---- 183095346 ->>183095147 -Marina was hot. ---- 183095752 ->>183090704 (OP) -is there a torrent of the new Onyx movie yet? ---- 183095825 ->>183095752 -What movie? ---- 183095939 ->>183095346 -Was Marina the hot one? ---- 183096008 ->>183095825 -https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14402316/ ---- 183096217 -Kady, Marina, Alice ---- 183096307 ->>183096217 -fuck that jewish whore -Julie has a pink asshole and it isnt even stinky ---- 183096324 -Julia was the actual waifu of the show. Alice was a dumb brat. ---- 183096377 ->>183091084 -As you get older people start to look more *real*. -Like you see more details that you probably didn't want to see. ---- 183096695 ->>183096307 ->Julie has a pink asshole and it isnt even stinky -Fucking dropped, where's the hot brown bitch ---- 183097125 ->>183090704 (OP) -I like milk. ---- 183098132 -Bump ---- 183098245 ->>183090704 (OP) -Do you reckon she would cast a spell that would shrink me down to a size that would allow her to force me between her sweaty ass cheeks and keep me there permanently? Just curious ---- 183098357 ->>183091084 -Helen ---- 183098358 ->>183095346 -Marina was the best character. The show was so much better than I expected it to be ---- 183098408 ->>183098358 -Marina was a tragic character, ---- 183098412 ->>183096324 -Julia has the worst vocal fry in existence you don't know what you're talking about ---- 183098457 ->>183097533 ->A TOAST! ---- 183098475 ->>183098412 -her voice is sexy you dumb incel ---- 183098482 ->>183096324 -Julia was the fucking worst character by far. Goes from me a tuff girl to mopey rape victim to god to pregnant and it colossal dogshit in every single phase ---- 183098601 ->>183090980 -velvet ---- 183098668 ->>183098475 -Wrong on all counts ---- 183098856 -She's cute but the least attractive main cast female and even topped by a few supporting. ---- 183098893 ->>183098652 -Dime store Remy definitely hotter. ---- 183098922 ->>183098668 -you arent attracted to women ---- 183098930 ->>183090980 -FMICH ---- 183098964 ->>183098652 -I like the plot of the left one whoring herself to any guy willing to teach her magic, because being able to do magic was like doing crack for her. So she just opened her legs and let some dude fuck her. ---- 183099029 ->>183098964 ->gets raped by a furry god for it -kek ---- 183099064 ->>183099029 ->>183098964 -Forced prostitution is so hot, specially when the woman is the one debasing herself for a fix. ---- 183099093 ->>183090980 -her, cuter face ---- 183099124 ->>183098922 -not this particular one, correct ---- 183099129 -I was watching this on Prime Video and was liking the series, but then i reached the episode where the protag out of nowhere fucks the faggot and the slut, and then this cute hottie learns about it with everything pointing out that she was going to fuck the paki to get even. The fucking paki that the show was trying to sell as this suave badass dude. KEK. - -It just was too much for me, so i stopped there. Right before the next episode where i assume the protag is indeed cuckholded. ---- 183099136 ->>183098652 -Tier 1 - Marina, Jane -Tier 2 - Margo, the original Fen before she was an actual character -Tier 3 - Alice, asian school doctor -Tier 4 - the mexican chick I guess -Tier 5 - nu-Fen -. -Tier 100 - Julia ---- 183099157 ->>183098856 -She's tied with Alice for first and I'll fight any motherfucker that says orherwise ---- 183099394 ->>183099157 -That is an interesting pairing. ---- 183099395 ->>183099157 -Yeah can't beat those lips with dark hair and pale skin. ---- 183099763 -https://youtu.be/yanaU1C9Eoc [Embed] ---- 183099850 ->>183099394 -Alice is carved from marble but I've got a genetic predilection for jew girls ---- 183100018 ->>183090704 (OP) -40 year old face, 50 year old hands. That's not a young woman at all. ---- 183100057 ->>183092741 ->This is the only modern show Ive seen where the gay character is an actually fully fleshed out human being and his personality isnt just "LOL I LIKE COCK" -It started that way. It didn't end that way. ---- 183100152 ->>183100018 -She does not look 40. ---- 183101148 -Bump ---- 183101998 -Magicians was a shit show ---- 183102050 ->>183090704 (OP) -Pretty buxom, but her tits were even fatter in the books; also she was a shortstack. Miscast. ---- 183102142 ->>183102050 -Alice is short in the show. - -Was the character in the book a little plump? ---- 183102194 -One of my favorite shows, Quentin was based, still haven't seen season 5 and not going to ---- 183102404 ->>183102194 -Came off as whiney at times. ---- 183102451 -peaches and plums - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZhACZog2dc [Embed] ---- 183102598 ->>183092643 -Boobs are awesome. ---- 183102709 ->>183102598 -They are ---- 183102794 ->>183091910 -Sydney's based and /ourgirl/ but I politely disagree ---- 183102915 -Ironically, Sydney played Olivia on white lotus. ---- 183103104 ->>183102194 -Same show ended at 4 ---- 183103196 ->>183092042 -Based Grace "Mary's marvelous mlikers" Currey poster. ---- 183103209 -I thought that was Reese Witherspoon based on OP. I have no idea whether this a tv show or movie please enlighten ---- 183103225 -Olivia is fuller than Sydney ---- 183103245 ->>183103209 -TV show called The Magicians - Olivia Dudley playing Alice. ---- 183103254 ->>183103245 -Thank you very much kind anon. ---- 183103284 ->>183103254 -Good show ---- 183103869 ->>183091084 -I just noticed she pushes up her bra at 0:13 when facing the entire room. -if taken out of context, she probably look like a overbroadcasting slut, hence the asian lady response. diff --git a/tv/183090790.txt b/tv/183090790.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e9b42cd6df381720c49ce8fd56e5308bc6226ff3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090790.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,66 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090790 -Zoomers will never understand. ---- 183090814 ->>183090790 (OP) -This movie is zoomer as fuck. ---- 183090819 ->talent always wins over dedication -Cool message. ---- 183090824 ->>183090790 (OP) -You just know ---- 183090846 ->>183090814 -It's millennial. Zoomers haven't seen it. ---- 183090850 -fr ---- 183090886 ->>183090790 (OP) ->EVERYTHING I DID, I DID TO MAKE YOU PROUD. TELL ME HOW PROUD YOU ARE, SHIFU. TELL ME. TELL ME!!!!! -Tai Lung was too kino for this Earth ---- 183091089 ->Dreamworks thread ---- 183091108 ->>183090790 (OP) -How big do you think Bo's cock is? Is it above average in human terms? ---- 183091221 ->>183090846 -I was 9 when this was released and I'm a zoomer ---- 183091234 ->>183091221 -You're a zillennial. ---- 183091973 -I'm pretty sure Tigress was responsible for the tomboy fetish among other things ---- 183092463 ->>183090819 ->talent over dedication -wrong. it's more about following your own unique strengths/talent than trying to please people ---- 183092536 ->>183090790 (OP) -Tigress was my favorite part of the first movie -Shen was my favorite part of the second -Tigress was my favorite part of the third - -Conclusion: I want to marry Tigress ---- 183092542 ->>183090819 -You muh hard work fags are the worst. ---- 183093565 ->>183090886 -The whole movie was kino. ---- 183093668 ->>183090819 -better for kids to learn and accept this young then to grow up and complain about it in adulthood ---- 183093686 -Bad sequel. It's moronic, unfunny, boring, repetitive, annoying, thinly-written, manipulative, self-important, full of wonky pacing, and treats the viewer like a child. ---- 183093990 ->>183093686 -It's probably the closest thing that mainstream CG movie industry has to pic related. Both are insufferable, obviously rushed, unnecessarily dark, have self-important writing, and focus on anthropomorphic talking animals. ---- 183094124 ->>183090790 (OP) -This movie has the same plot and themes of The Last Jedi ---- 183094280 ->>183093686 ->treats the viewer like a child. -Well anon, it was made for actual children. diff --git a/tv/183090862.txt b/tv/183090862.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 99c9b4e12ea7301e5d498cb69d15e4e8079ef6ae..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183090862.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,61 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183090862 -Why doesn’t TV talk about it ---- 183090913 -I watched it for Nanami Kawakami ---- 183091073 -dishonurabu firmmakingu ---- 183091088 ->>183090862 (OP) -The only thing I remember about it is that the pilot that Mann directed was way better than the rest of the show. ---- 183091902 ->>183091088 -Bcuz Mann is kino ---- 183091943 -more like Tokyo Rice lol chingchong me so hoohny! ---- 183092188 -dont care about this weeb fantasy. -you'll never be 'accepted' into japanese culture. theyre not going to shave your back and give you a harem. youre forever a gaijin no matter what you do, sorry to burst the bubble. also japan isnt even interesting, the whole 'culture' is a cancer and all of the worst traits have ruined the west (emojispeak, hypersocialization, cancel culture) -fuck japan and fuck weeaboos ---- 183092238 ->>183092188 ->T. Chink ---- 183092305 ->>183092238 -I'm white and i lived in tokyo for several months. -It was full of niggers ---- 183092403 ->>183090862 (OP) -Because it was good, not great. ---- 183092576 ->>183092305 -Yeah, your neighborhood. ---- 183093073 ->>183090862 (OP) -Everything to do with the girls plot was fake and gay, should have kept the Mann pseudo realistic style and focused on the crime/fish out of water aspects. Also some Asian dudes were really buthurt about the guy exposing their pos media/police and started claiming Jake Adelstein made Everything up. ---- 183093922 ->>183093073 -where? ---- 183093996 ->>183093073 ->Kike makes everything up -Not exactly a stretch ---- 183094030 ->>183090862 (OP) -Because it looks like trash and that twink actor sucks ---- 183094059 ->>183090862 (OP) -I watched 2 episodes. Couldn't care past that. ---- 183094107 ->>183090862 (OP) -Because it was pretty awful. Could have had gaijin experiencing 90s Salaryman kino and finding out how fucked up the Japanese criminal system really is, and instead it was about some white hostess and generic yakuza nonsense. ---- 183094242 ->>183094107 -/thread ---- 183094295 -they just stopped the show without any ending -there wasn't even a cliffhanger ---- 183094367 -serizawa's fairlady was mint, though ---- 183094399 -It was ok. Way WAY too much time spent on the white girl subplot diff --git a/tv/183091021.txt b/tv/183091021.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5e8c5ee05d5fa99b82b3f54a6e1afc2b0787f9c1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091021.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,70 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091021 ->DRACULA'S DAUGHTER follows Countess Marya Zaleska, the daughter of Count Dracula and herself a vampire. Following Dracula's death, she believes that by destroying his body, she will be free of his influence and live normally. When this fails, she turns to a psychiatrist, Dr. Jeffrey Garth. The Countess kidnaps Dr. Garth's assistant, Janet, and takes her to Transylvania, leading to a battle between Dr. Garth and the Countess in an attempt by him to save Janet. - ->The remake will be directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, who previously directed Barrera in 2022's "Scream" and 2023's "Scream VI", and will be set on present day. - -https://deadline.com/2023/04/scream-melissa-barrera-radio-silence-secret-monster-movie-universal-1235324422/ ---- 183091173 ->>183091021 (OP) -Why not just do a grimdark Dracula in a metropolitan city or something simple? - -They're trying too hard with this "dark universe" shit. Who will pile into the theaters for Dracula's Daughter? ---- 183091260 ->female vampire flick that's not Carmilla -No thanks ---- 183091290 ->>183091173 -They stopped giving a shit about box office. They have Mario and Fast and Furious to earn serious money, then cheap Blumhouse horrors too so with monsters they just want to have fun. ---- 183091468 ->>183091021 (OP) -This chick is the worst actress I've seen in a while. Why is she getting starring roles in actual Hollywood films (beyond the obvious behind the scenes sex favors) ---- 183091617 ->>183091021 (OP) ->>The remake will be directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, who previously directed Barrera in 2022's "Scream" and 2023's "Scream VI", and will be set on present day. -hey maybe this means we'll get a better more creative team to make scream 7 because they are busy with this. ---- 183091727 ->>183091021 (OP) -Bad actress but I welcome every kind of sexy monster girls. ---- 183091760 ->>183091021 (OP) -is she going to be daughter to Nic Cage Dracula? ---- 183091853 ->>183091760 -Probably no given how his film flops, unless they still want to use him in more serious films. I bet they will just say she's Dracula's daughter but not referring to any particular vision of Drac. ---- 183091922 ->>183091617 -They're doing Scream 7 before this. ---- 183091946 ->>183091173 ->They're trying too hard with this "dark universe" shit. -They want Dark Universe to happen naturally, without pushing for it. They will just release movies, a lot of monster movies, and then let it work itself. ---- 183092553 -So many useless nepo babies ---- 183092626 ->>183091021 (OP) -negro this, negro that -mutt this, mutt that -latino this, latino that ---- 183092657 ->>183091021 (OP) -Dracula's daughter sucks, but it has ideas that can make for an interesting movie. ---- 183092759 ->>183092553 ->nepo -Why, who is she the daughter of? ---- 183093200 ->>183091021 (OP) -Bitch has that 1000 cock stare. ---- 183093250 ->>183092759 -Dracula. Didn't you read the OP? ---- 183093659 ->>183092657 -supposedly this one will have a group of young people kidnapped one of whom turns out to be the evil waifu ---- 183093709 ->>183092759 -Billy Loomis or Dracula depending on the horror franchise you're currently watching. ---- 183093769 ->>183091021 (OP) -Dracula's Daughter is only good because of the lead actress diff --git a/tv/183091049.txt b/tv/183091049.txt deleted file mode 100644 index dae59b1298546a0ce9265c05834bb0916e8d595b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091049.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,58 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091049 -I want to make a cartoon or TV show but I don’t want to sell my soul to Hollywood and be forced to put gay and tranny shit in my show. ---- 183091197 ->>183091049 (OP) ->frogposter ->iphone filename ->free space: Faggot OP ->tranny obsessed mind-broken incel ->thinly veiled /pol/bait thread ---- 183091233 ->>183091049 (OP) -All you can do is make it yourself and get your own site like Murdoch Murdoch or Sam Hyde. ---- 183091544 ->>183091233 -But I feel like that’s not “making it” ---- 183092239 ->>183091049 (OP) -make it yourself then ---- 183092315 ->>183092239 -I’m going to but idk where I would even publish it. YouTube? Make my own website? I feel like if I pitched it to Netflix or disk thing they’ll make it all gay and shit ---- 183092358 ->>183091544 -So you actually just want to be known for making a cartoon/show rather than actually just make it ---- 183092440 ->>183092358 -I obviously want to actually make it but I want it to be successful so I can leave a legacy of my life and mog everyone I used to know ---- 183093092 ->>183091544 -your first and only priority should be speaking your mind through your art and platforming it so that other people can see it, making it" is just kike bullshit ---- 183093587 ->>183093092 -stfu you ugly bunkertroon leftypol tranny mentally ill filth fuck ---- 183093774 ->>183091049 (OP) -it's relatively easy right now. -1 Check out Pilot Red Sun, especially his early shit, this stuff was super popular and not always in an ironic, haha so bad it's good way. If indie animators lean on their strengths they should put out more 'awkward' and test animation or plain animatics. -2. Network with other indie animators, as much as you can, they do crazy group projects all the time so you don't have to depend on ten seconds of animation but join a project where you help with a re-creation or some such. (Dover Boys animation collab is great). -3. Set up a patron or whatever, get sponsorship, and put out some streams/reviews and behind the scenes of your work and process and don't say no to the non-controversial sponsorships or ones that aren't obvious scams (don't sell knives or land in Scotland or 'invest in art' bullshit). ---- 183093816 ->>183092440 -Do you even have an idea or you just "want to make a cartoon" ---- 183093822 ->>183091049 (OP) -It's easier than ever to make indie animation now. Just fucking do it faggot. People made online indie cartoons in the fucking 2000s with no resources. Now tech is easier and if you can prove you're not shit you can easily use Patreon or Kickstarter to get real funds from your audience ---- 183093839 ->>183091049 (OP) -Sell your soul to Japan and make an anikme filled with moeshit insted. ---- 183093876 ->>183093839 -You need to be an actual hard worker for Japan to accept your soul. If he was he would've made something by now instead of whining about how he can't ---- 183093899 ->>183093876 -Japanese have no souls. A white man's soul is very valuable over there. ---- 183093948 ->>183093899 -Even the soulless have standards of quality. diff --git a/tv/183091053.txt b/tv/183091053.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 394e7abb969b83c8977c9bb4699c2af05824220e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091053.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,89 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091053 -You watch movies... on a computer monitor? ---- 183091557 -I want to know this guy’s backstory ---- 183091678 -holy shit it's me ---- 183091711 -Smosh Madden -S -Smosh Madden -M -Smosh Madden -O -Smosh Madden -S -Smosh Madden -H -Smosh Madden -M -Smosh Madden -A -Smosh Madden -D -Smosh Madden -D -Smosh Madden -E -Smosh Madden -N ---- 183091726 ->>183091557 -That's/tv/'s mod doing his job ---- 183091752 -actually on a tablet lately -but i will move in a month or two and we are planning to get a tv in the new place ---- 183092067 -I love -Smosh Madden ---- 183092103 ->>183091053 (OP) -I watch movies on my phone. ---- 183092180 ->>183091557 -Probably just dressed up for a Halloween thing at the office ---- 183092263 ->>183091711 ->>183092067 -You’ve activated my MK Ultra nigger stomper phase with that phrase. What are my first orders, glownigger man ---- 183092501 ->>183092263 -Play football and open up a comedy-centric YouTube account ---- 183092549 -The truth is, suffering from untreated OCD and possible schizophrenia actually sucks terribly. ---- 183092935 ->>183092103 -Based ---- 183092978 ->>183091053 (OP) -dumb question how do i watch all the downloaded stuff on the tv? it is a pain watching at the computer ---- 183092996 ->>183092103 -. ---- 183093021 ->>183092549 -what ocd you have ---- 183093036 ->>183092978 -someone told me these work okay havent tried it myself ---- 183093041 ->>183091557 -Machine elf trolling anonymously with demonic posts. Their true form looks like a clown and that’s why he looks so worried because he’s been found out! ---- 183093042 ->>183092103 -.. ---- 183093130 ->>183092978 -noticed this option only semi-recently, will this actually work and play on my smart tv? im too afraid to try it because i feel like it'll screw something up either on my computer or my tv ---- 183093208 ->>183093021 -Sounds like either Checking or Organizational. It could be trauma-induced because I never dealt with this issue until I first entered high school, and it’s severely worsened in my adult years. Basically I find certain numbers “dangerous” so to speak, so for example it’s 5:38 as I type this post and I’m waiting for time to move over to 5:40 to post. My fear extends beyond the internet, of course, but in the case of 4chan, if I posted at 5:38 I would be scared it will negatively affect me with karma. Same with post numbers. A thread cannot die at 13 posts as long as I posted in the thread, so I’ll post any bullshit imaginable or just “bump” to make sure the thread is at a “safe” number before it 404s. It genuinely sucks to live with and negatively impacts my quality of life, I don’t wish it on anyone. ---- 183093827 -We are all one. ---- 183094085 ->>183093208 -I feel you brother, I have the "wash your hands" OCD because I'm living with an HIV positive family member in my house... guess it'll never go away until I move out and live alone ---- 183094133 ->>183091053 (OP) -No my phone diff --git a/tv/183091172.txt b/tv/183091172.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 63aeebec0ff5073cbaf99073e6a5fc6a2b4b1640..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091172.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,59 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091172 -Why does Japanese cinemas mog American kinos… ---- 183091286 -Is there a place yet to stream or torrent this yet? ---- 183091379 -nice tranny show not gonna watch it. oh yeah don’t let the door hit you on the way out ->>>/trash/ ->>>/lgbt/ ---- 183091454 ->>183091172 (OP) -why cant anime characters have normal relationships? they never even kiss, let alone have sex - -is PDA really that frowned upon in Japan? ---- 183091480 ->>183091286 -there's a camrip on nyaa ---- 183091491 ->muh rotoscoping, same face and mouth flaps ---- 183091553 -so is the film good? -i dont trust japanese opinions of things,they have horrendous taste ---- 183091931 -pic untelated ---- 183092041 ->>183091172 (OP) ->TEENAGE LOVE STORY EXCEPT THERES MAGIC INVOLVED -shinkai is a hack ---- 183092080 ->>183091172 (OP) ->there's no cuckshit ->no compulsive humiliation complex at play ->no fingerwagging bullshit that feels like some bitchy spiteful insecure cunt is lecturing you and beating you over the head with needlessly miserable bs in order to infect you with her own bitterness or to cope with her own shitty life ->just a nice pleasant story that ends with a happily ever after -genuinely shocked me ---- 183092160 ->>183091553 -I hate anime and I was surprised by how much I liked it. The anime noises shit is still annoying, and the start of various sequences in the first half starts to feel repetitive, but the sequences themselves are okay once they get going, and the music was especially great. The thing that really impressed me was how free of misery and edgelord faggotry it was. Probably gonna go watch it again while it's still playing in imax, which is something I never thought I'd say about a modern jap film. ---- 183092821 ->>183091172 (OP) ->makes the same movie 3 times in a row -How did he get away with it? ---- 183092900 ->>183091553 - -Offshoot anime movies tend to be really good. Pity anime shows tend to be degenerate shit ---- 183093009 ->>183091172 (OP) -You can get more shit made in Japan. Be it live action or animated. - -Even shit that does fit the blockbuster mold like most shonen would never get made in America cause animation, comics, tv and film industries just ain't built the same. - -Next generation of animators and filmmakers are all gonna have grown up on jap shit and kill themselves once they go in the industry and work on some nepo babies pretentious musings about why their dads don't love them. ---- 183093394 ->>183091172 (OP) -All of Shinkai's films are the same and I say this as an animefag. ---- 183093458 ->>183093394 -He's Jap Woody Allen diff --git a/tv/183091179.txt b/tv/183091179.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 253b2f9d139651a1eb2aab67ad692944442aea56..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091179.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,25 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091179 -What is the best episode of Bar Rescue? ---- 183092144 -the one where he yells at the alcoholic owner at first then is nice to him later on ---- 183093191 -There's at least one episode where he threatens not to rescue the bar, and actually follows through with it. Something about the fact they had been refusing wages to a staff member, probably a huge legal issue in the making so they had to cut their losses. - -Also the Isralei guy who shouted FREE SEX outside his bar, classic ---- 183093313 ->>183091179 (OP) - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1oefPUQ4Gc [Embed] ---- 183093566 ->>183091179 (OP) -Pirate Bar probably. We used to go there in undergrad for the extremely strong drinks before going out to clubs/parties actually, heard it's finally closed now. ---- 183094013 ->>183093191 -HEY FATBOY ---- 183094086 -this guy is probably the least likeable tv personality and has go away, change the channel heat with me, and that's a shoot, brother ---- 183094131 ->>183092144 -oh yeah, that only one time that happened. -My fav is the one where they cut out of context clips into the scene to make things look worse than they are. Cant remember the bar name but it was 2 bros 1 with long hair 1 with short and they randomly put a shot of the long hair dude drinking a beer in the middle of taft yelling at him when he didnt even have anything in his hands before or after that. diff --git a/tv/183091296.txt b/tv/183091296.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f865c20a9b5b7c33b55416560b40ccd5e3ded0ce..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091296.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,224 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091296 -Cast him ---- 183091329 ->>183091296 (OP) -Would love to see it bred by a huge, throbbing Big Black Cock ---- 183091363 ->>183091296 (OP) -imagine being excited by this stupid pink thing ->WOW OMG A DIFFERENT CRAB NOW MY LIFE IS SURE TO IMPROVE -kys you fucking NIGGER ---- 183091384 ->>183091296 (OP) -Aw hell nah if I ever see this lil nigga for real I'm finna go off ---- 183091408 -my first thought was "how long before japs try to eat it" ---- 183091420 ->>183091363 -Not finding animals and nature interesting is non-white behavior. ---- 183091460 ->>183091363 -I am a crab autism man. This improves my life much as the hairy crab. ---- 183091462 ->>183091420 ->OH WOW A ROCK I AM SURELY AN ARYAN SUPERSOLDIER -NIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRR ---- 183091464 ->>183091296 (OP) -What is more realistic? Humans travel to and begin to terraform Mars or we explore the Mariana Trench? ---- 183091489 -why do things keep evolving into crabs?!!! ---- 183091531 ->>183091462 -Yes, you're finally getting it, Tyrone. Now wash my car. ---- 183091569 ->>183091296 (OP) -Idris Elba, obviously ---- 183091570 ->>183091462 ->>183091363 ---- 183091615 ->>183091464 -Exploring the ocean I suppose but the much bigger achievement would be a settlement on Mars you're not going to find anything in the truck in the trench but more weird fish like this getting people off of Earth is a huge step in human development ---- 183091700 ->>183091296 (OP) -W-what's eating it for the species to evolve spikes that big? ---- 183091744 ->>183091384 -ay bruh dats on god bruh fr fr ---- 183091745 ->>183091363 ->erm excuse me I'm not getting any yoodles from finding a new crab ->time to get back to posting on /tv/ ---- 183091791 ->>183091531 -kek ---- 183091827 ->OH WOW A ROCK I AM SURELY AN ARYAN SUPERSOLDIER ---- 183091834 ->>183091363 -My life has improved by the posting of the different crab, now kill yourself ---- 183092073 ->>183091296 (OP) -A weapon to surpass Metal Gear ---- 183092231 ->>183091363 -Speaking like the actual fucking nigger here. -Bottom feeder. I'm ashamed there's white people like you ---- 183092310 -man wtf ---- 183092578 ->>183091700 -Good be an extra sensory appendage ---- 183092730 ->>183091363 ->Why do wypipo climb dem mountans n find krabz n shit ---- 183092795 ->>183091363 -Based schizo ---- 183092801 -the purpose of this thread is to post ocean creature webms - -this will keep the thread alive and you should probably post what you got. ---- 183092854 ->>183092730 -Those are two different pursuits. Doing scientific studies isn't the same as getting your dopamine rust by risking your life. ---- 183092859 ->>183091363 -kek personally I enjoyed the webm but I like your attitude ---- 183092903 ->>183092859 -I don't like his attitude ---- 183092949 ->>183092801 ---- 183093185 ->>183091700 -Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes. - -Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops. - -The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance. - -And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something, - -so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. ---- 183093187 ->>183092903 -what is my ex wife doing here ---- 183093198 ->>183092801 - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZG986vvMRw&ab_channel=TahoeDeep [Embed] - -the deep sea is too close to hell ---- 183093212 ->>183091363 -crabfags eternally btfo ---- 183093254 ->>183091296 (OP) ->Under pressure by Queen and David Bowie begins playing ---- 183093274 ->>183092801 ---- 183093323 ->>183091296 (OP) -underwater fire ---- 183093343 ->>183091329 -seek help ---- 183093384 ->>183092903 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_UHSlYJvoA [Embed] ---- 183093473 -someone post that webm of the cute yellow octopus ---- 183093496 ->>183091296 (OP) -Nigga looks like a Kirby Boss ---- 183093540 ->>183092801 ->AROUND THE SURVIVORS A PERIMITER CREATE ---- 183093608 ->>183093473 ---- 183093662 ->>183093608 -fucking hate squids and octopuses if i saw one i would kick it in the head ---- 183093715 ->>183093608 -thank you anon ->>183093662 -you wouldn't last a minute with a squid. you and your entirely family line would be FUCKED. ---- 183093730 ->>183091296 (OP) -hes just like me fr ---- 183093749 ->>183092949 - -CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ---- 183093759 ->>183092949 -https://youtu.be/gPDCm0x1qVk [Embed] ---- 183093779 ->>183093274 - -I think thats my ex wife and her sister ---- 183093790 ->>183093715 -i'd just punch it to death i could literally rip it to pieces with my bear hands its just like a wet tissue with some arms ---- 183093796 ->>183092801 -There’s always a bigger fish ---- 183093798 -I love planet Earth and and all of God's creation!! :) ---- 183093799 ->>183092949 ->Breathe by The Prodigy starts playing ---- 183093824 ->>183093790 -i'm sending an octopus to your location, good luck fucko. ---- 183093850 -Giant enemy crab ---- 183093859 ->>183093824 -send ten i will heem the fuckers ---- 183093880 ->>183092903 -Pretty sure I made this dude on accident in Spore. ---- 183093891 ->>183092949 -Cute ---- 183093944 -deep sea threads are based, sadly you can't post them anymore on nu-/v/ ---- 183093949 ->>183093790 ->bear hands ---- 183094035 -Anyone with some knowledge let me know? Would there be some giant unknown species in the deeper parts of the ocean or is the pressure more suitable for smaller ones? ---- 183094037 ->>183091296 (OP) -Whoa. Looks like we just got a sneak peek at a new enemy in Miyazaki's next game. ---- 183094064 ->>183094035 -Pressure won't make a difference -Maybe there are new big bois but likely nothing bigger than we already know ---- 183094075 ->>183093750 -why is my mom’s pussy swimming away ---- 183094096 ->>183091363 -how will crabby ever recover? ---- 183094103 ->>183091460 -Pls post said crab ---- 183094109 ->>183091363 ->BILLIONS for space travel ->nothing for the hungwey niggerinos waaaaaah -Kill yourself, parasite ---- 183094165 -Imagine this, but it's 150 million years ago and it's the skeleton of a big sea reptile ---- 183094260 ->>183094165 - -I wish i could do this for everything in life. I'd get women to imagine im brad pitt with a 8 foot schlong. ---- 183094283 -i ran out of depression pills and anxiety pills and this thread made my night, thank you guya diff --git a/tv/183091347.txt b/tv/183091347.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 94039fc669d97f960071d2820164f2aeddc58231..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091347.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091347 -Will we ever get kino like this again? - -What the hell happened to honest film making? ---- 183091365 -Why is this shot memed so much ---- 183091523 -This, filmmakers used to be artists throwing shit at the wall, like “this might be cool fuck it” and we got all sorts of kino, but now it’s all corporate assembly line garbage, film as art is unironically dead, until independent filmmakers gain traction somehow but nowadays you’re either some millionaire elite or working 3 jobs to make ends meet. ---- 183091619 ->>183091523 -Cinematic universes are objectively cancer. ---- 183091620 ->>183091365 -The potter spammer always uses the same ten pictures ---- 183091718 ->>183091347 (OP) -What's annoying is that they seem to have learned the exact wrong lesson from PoA. Yes, that movie is a lot gloomier and dark than the first two, but it's the innovative camera work and atmosphere Cuaron creates that makes it interesting. It's dreary because he's shooting it like a horror movie, and he's shooting it like a horror movie because it's written like one. In the latter movies they just turned down the saturation and called it a day. Even simple shit had more soul in PoA. Look at the scene where we see Sirius's mugshot in the Daily Prophet and compare it to the Bellatrix scene from Order of the Phoenix. It's the same exact shot, but one is completely soulless while the other is memorable and effective ---- 183091777 ->>183091347 (OP) -Terrible. Legit walked out of the theater after this scene. ---- 183091778 ->>183091718 -Cauron just has actual talent and Yates is a by-the-numbers hack ---- 183092070 ->>183091777 -Checked and keked ---- 183092533 ->DEH ---- 183092569 -I don't like anything past the second movie. The pacing is terrible and I can't understand a thing ---- 183093506 ->>183091777 -kek ---- 183093968 ->>183092533 -DEH? -DEH! diff --git a/tv/183091393.txt b/tv/183091393.txt deleted file mode 100644 index eb31d5868ed675190b9e85ccf23e51c39ecde101..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091393.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1024 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091393 -has a line from a movie or tv show ever worked for you? ---- 183091443 ->>183091393 (OP) -she looks like an ugly bitch ---- 183091453 -why do women get defensive over small trivial things? ---- 183091475 ->>183091453 -women are the niggers of gender ---- 183091478 ->>183091393 (OP) -Lol dumb bitch ---- 183091504 ->>183091393 (OP) ->she brings up powerpuff girls ->he makes reference to something from the show ->she is annoyed by this ---- 183091533 ->>183091393 (OP) -more cringe converstations please ---- 183091537 ->>183091453 -They're very insecure, especially with men. ---- 183091593 ->>183091393 (OP) -Good riddance, she sounds like a cunty nightmare. ---- 183091602 ->>183091453 -they don't, they get defensive the moment anyone else does anything cool, impressive, or commendable - -see whenever they have a fat friend. when they are heavy it's "you're so beautiful queen xoxo", the moment they lose the weight and start to look good the compliments stop and the nasty stabs start ---- 183091606 -Loving how women will ghost pretty much right after they suffer any kind of humiliation no matter how minor. ---- 183091608 ->>183091393 (OP) ->>183091504 -women dont have hobbies, they just pretend to like different things as social posturing. ---- 183091634 ->>183091593 -This. Bullet dodged. ---- 183091636 ->>183091443 -She's obviously fat ---- 183091645 -should have never let them vote ---- 183091647 ->>183091393 (OP) -she seems like a dumb bitch ---- 183091685 ->>183091475 -unforgivably underrated ---- 183091732 ->>183091685 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBq7ZUQlHvk [Embed] ---- 183091753 ->>183091393 (OP) -Even if it was a pickup line, isn’t this a dating app? What would be wrong with that? ---- 183091804 ->>183091453 -She's angry because >>183091608 -And the guy accidently exposed her even though he was trying to be flirt with her in a harmless way ---- 183091845 ->>183091753 -you cant show any interest in women ever. if you kiss its no big deal, if youre fucking her dont enjoy it too much, if you enter a relationship show the bare minimum of affection. ---- 183091897 ->>183091393 (OP) -Incredible how quickly these mongoloid mid-roasties get stuck up lol. Doubtful you’re gonna get a response, this bitch either knows she just got BTFO and is probably embarrassed because she realized how cunty she was being or (more than likely) is simply not self aware enough to process it properly and thinks you were the one who in fact got served. Either way, nothing of value was lost whatsoever. ---- 183091918 ->>183091393 (OP) -I honestly think it was the emoji at the end that ruined the vibe. -made him seem like a fag who was trying to sneakily get into her pants using humor instead of it just coming across as a lighthearted joke ---- 183091929 ->>183091393 (OP) -Delivered ---- 183091959 ->>183091845 ->actually thinking this in real life -Ngmi. Go ahead and lie on anonymous image board about what a chad you are though or whatever cope you try to dish out to save face ---- 183091960 ->>183091393 (OP) ->if that line ever works you should question why -that doesnt even make sense ---- 183091968 ->>183091393 (OP) -Retard bitch ---- 183091969 ->>183091475 -Fuuuuuu ---- 183091986 -My ex and I broke up 6 months ago. We had a really toxic relationship full of love bombing and mutual emotional manipulation. We fought easily 2-3 times a month and “broke up” 3 different times. It was incredibly unhealthy but every time we broke up I refused to actually let things end so I would very carefully manipulate him into apologizing or forgiving me and we would get back together every time. - -It got to a point where he was just so easy to control I would pick fights on purpose because I knew I could get away with it. He would just ask me what I wanted him to say and apologize for and I would tell him and he would do it. He worshipped me and professed his love for me daily and it was like a fucking drug. I was obsessed with him being obsessed with me. I knew exactly how to manipulate him to do what I wanted and I was also good at making him believe he was doing stuff because he wanted to and not because I wanted it. It became a game for me. I had total control over him. - -But, as you could maybe guess, I was struggling a lot mentally during our relationship and abusing alcohol and as a result I ended blowing up the relationship for good. It ended with *me* being the one pleading for forgiveness. All the power I had was gone and the relationship ended that way; with him on top and me on the bottom. It felt horrible. Karma, I guess. - -But now, 6 months later, I miss it. I miss how easy it was to control him and how in love he was with me. I miss carefully planning out my words and reactions to manipulate him into believing whatever I wanted. I don’t even feel guilty about it. I know it’s wrong, I am fully aware, but I also don’t care. Given the chance I would do it again. ---- 183091991 ->>183091897 -This. There's no escaping her level of retardation on this one. She will not reply, EVER, as a woman, with "oh sorry I was wrong". It's impossible, they don't have that circuit. ---- 183091997 ->>183091918 -The emoji was cringe I definitely agree, but she absolutely still came off like a stuck-up nitwit ---- 183092013 ->>183091960 -she’s implying it’s something an underage girl would go for. probably a roastie since they’re the ones shouting pedo first thing every time. ---- 183092018 ->>183091393 (OP) ->Literally the first spoken line of the show - -Woman moment ---- 183092031 ->>183091475 -John, is that you? ---- 183092072 ->>183091845 ->just be a sociopath bro ---- 183092075 ->>183091475 -Woman is the Nigger of the World -Yes she is -Think about it - ->>183091393 (OP) -BTW what was her response OP-I'm intensely curious ---- 183092085 ->>183091991 -A younger, less jaded version of myself would have disagreed with you but unfortunately you are correct and it’s something I had to learn the hard way more times than once over the years both in and out of relationships. Enough time around women will make anyone lose their desire to give them the benefit of the doubt kek ---- 183092102 ->>183091986 -Fag ---- 183092106 ->>183091986 -where’s this pasta from? -sounds like he knew and just thought he couldn’t do any better than a nutjob. hopefully that guy worked on his self esteem issues. ---- 183092110 ->>183092072 -That's what women on dating apps want ---- 183092120 ->>183092013 ->she’s implying it’s -no she isn't autist. there's no meaning, she's just a retarded bitch ---- 183092128 ->>183091986 -Just letting you know I didn't read this. ---- 183092140 ->>183092110 -If that's what women want. - -*shrugs shoulders angrily* - -If that's what allll the women want ---- 183092148 ->>183091393 (OP) -I HATE WOMEN -I HATE WOMEN -I HATE WOMEN -I HATE WOMEN ---- 183092152 ->>183091393 (OP) -The girl I orbited in highschool broke the ice between us with Old Greg quotes. Like one of the first things she said to me was - ->Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me? - -and I sat there kinda bewildered at her until she goes - ->Easy there fuzzy little manpeach - -and then I got what she was doing. ---- 183092155 ->>183091986 -This was clearly written by a very bitter man who desperately needs some poon tang, pronto. ---- 183092172 ->>183092120 ->doesn’t understand what she’s implying ->calls others autist -pottery. and yes she is, because the first thing women resort is calling men rapists or pedos to shut them down. they just do it in cowardly, deniable ways so they don’t look like the instigator. you’d know this if you ever interacted with women. ---- 183092179 -man you zoomers have it rough - -all these calculating complex algorithms to solve, have to pay a professional photoshoot of yourself doing various activities, have all these social medias linked up as if you're selling your life online, fake witty bio descriptions to write, pay for followers, pay some extra money so women can even see you on the dating apps, be good at texting sending the right combination of emojis and only THEN you can maybe get some 6/10 whore to contemplate on allowing you to fuck her or not over some coffee damn ---- 183092215 ->>183092172 -I understand what you think she's implying, I'm telling you you're an autist for not understanding there's no implication. She's just being a bitch -it's pretty simple ---- 183092222 ->>183092013 -Even as an autist I can’t fathom how low functioning you’d have to be to come to this conclusion with the information present. Talk about wildly assuming random shit for no reason lol ---- 183092251 ->>183092172 ->they just do it in cowardly, deniable ways so they don’t look like the instigator -you just described 99% of anything a woman ever said ---- 183092281 ->>183091393 (OP) -I don't watch movies. . . ---- 183092286 ->>183091393 (OP) -what is even the point in dating you if i can't say retarded stuff to you ---- 183092304 ->>183092072 -Nah just hate women. They unironically reward you for doing so ---- 183092321 ->>183092152 ->I will never drink Bailey's from a shoe with a 6/10 girl who is mildly funny ---- 183092324 ->>183092286 -This x9999999999 ---- 183092337 ->>183091393 (OP) -Autism, but she's a cunt ---- 183092338 ->There are retards on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who still love 3DPD ---- 183092339 ->>183091845 -girls that go for this sort of thing are always the trash ones - ->but sex bro -overrated, just nut and see if you can deal with her when shes not sexually attractive ---- 183092346 ->>183092222 -assume someone doesn’t get the reference, and the line sounds cutesy/infantalizing. the way she leaves it open ended is taking a beat from that, saying only naive/young women would fall for it. not really a leap if you can hypothetically run through someone’s thought process with what they know or don’t know in mind. ---- 183092364 ->girl asks me something ->stay silent for a while like the driver ->she leaves before it's time for me to reply ---- 183092397 ->>183092179 -I actually saw an Indian kid set up a stand for his phone so he could videotape another Indian kid pretending to play music on a dj turntable out near a soccer field near colleges this weekend. He was not playing any music, it was simply to have video to share. ---- 183092407 ->>183091986 -I love BPD bitches. This is how relationships are supposed to be. ---- 183092409 ->>183091393 (OP) -I'll play double's advocate. Maybe she just forgot about that line and it's not like she said she was obsessed with the show. ---- 183092423 ->>183092338 -anime girls are created by men. their personalities are created by men, their looks are created by men. -thus, liking anime girls is gay. there is nothing feminine about an anime girl at any level of analysis ---- 183092427 ->>183092409 ->double's advocate -you retard, it's devil's avocado ---- 183092436 ->>183092346 -NTA, I think you’re right. ---- 183092441 ->>183092339 -i agree but that's a very uterus having thing to say get checked for breast cancer before 31 bro ---- 183092451 ->>183091393 (OP) -"I once had a dream where I FUCKED a power puff girl, want to make our dreams a reality ;) ?" - -10/10 response, tell me with a straight face that this wouldn't get you some pussy ---- 183092457 ->>183092409 -Still being defensive for no reason ---- 183092465 ->>183092423 -men know what other men want ---- 183092473 ->>183091393 (OP) -FINISH THE FUCKING STORY! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PITUARTY GLANDS! ---- 183092481 ->>183092172 -She's just repeating a tired rote response. There was no thought behind it. It's like when women called married men "incel". ---- 183092500 ->>183092465 -exactly, and you just said an extremely gay sentence without realising it. listen to yourself ---- 183092510 ->>183092148 ->50+ breathtaking horror stories ---- 183092514 ->>183092451 -to think some fuckers here are autistic enough to give this a try ---- 183092528 -the problem she has with the dude is UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ---- 183092552 ->>183092500 -nothing is gayer then liking real women ---- 183092557 ->>183091393 (OP) -I hate women so goddamn much it's excruciating, they're always ALWAYS feeling persecuted, everything is and has to be about them, even when you're supposed be flirting with them they take it the wrong way -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvycRETNU7U [Embed] ---- 183092587 ->>183092552 -cope. read this again >>183092423 ---- 183092619 ->>183092179 -It's not zoomers, it's anybody that wants to date today. As an incel, I guess you wouldn't understand that ---- 183092633 ->>183092587 ->read my cope -no u ---- 183092651 ->>183092423 -Real girls are created by men. Their personalities are created by men, their looks are created or a response to men. Thus, liking real girls is gay ---- 183092698 ->>183091393 (OP) -Guess that conversation lost its mojo(jojo) ---- 183092706 ->>183091959 -The friends i have that all women want to fuck act like this. He is so disrespectful to them i have no idea why they keep coming back ---- 183092725 ->>183092148 -I have this book, lmao. -Also, I hate women so much, it's unreal ---- 183092731 ->>183091393 (OP) -She is hostile because the guy did not reply for presumably 6 or 17 hours. ---- 183092766 ->>183092633 -Yeah...what exactly am I coping about? you cant handle women so you cope by looking at drawings and I'm telling you that's gay - ->>183092651 -This is the type of low IQ response I'd expect from waifuniggers. Oh look, you copypasted what I said but changed a word. What an incredibly convincing argument. -That's simply not true. You're arguing that a patriarchy exists like a leftist tranny, are you a tranny? ---- 183092773 -You fags overthink everything ---- 183092777 ->>183092451 -try it and report back. download bumble now. ---- 183092778 ->>183091393 (OP) -Believe it or not I've had positive responses to: - -Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? ---- 183092786 ->>183092338 -anons are always like this until they get a crumb of real pussy and then totally change their tune ---- 183092807 ->>183092773 -cringe -drop the gifs - ->>183092778 -even worse cringe ---- 183092812 ->>183091845 -this isn't true. I'm always ready to hop on board the hating-women train, but if women do appreciate one thing, it's actually showing affection (to reasonable levels) instead of being a robot. - -regardless, pickup lines are totally fine on a dating app. unless maybe this is an old-person one like match.com or something, old people (40+ might be different) ---- 183092816 ->>183092451 -basado americano ---- 183092827 ->>183092773 -Here's another girl. This one I actually turned down tonight because I had a headache. Picture incoming ---- 183092838 ->>183092786 -well then they were just failed normalfags to begin with and their opinion is worthless ---- 183092851 ->>183091393 (OP) ->give women political freedom ->your society collapses into nothing in 3 generation maximum - -why do we keep doing this? ---- 183092863 ->>183091443 -I want to stab her to death, and then play around in her blood. ---- 183092868 ->>183092807 -They've worked so far lol ->>183092827 -Her gym pic ---- 183092886 -only proper response ---- 183092890 ->>183092868 -That's a man ---- 183092893 ->>183092777 -I cant do dating apps or websites since I don't have a phone or camera ---- 183092895 ->>183092072 -You say it like it's a bad thing. What are you some kind of emo faggot? ---- 183092905 ->>183091602 ->they get defensive the moment anyone else does anything cool, impressive, or commendable -This. I had an ex that would ALWAYS try and bring me down/downplay my achievements/etc. at ANY given moment. ---- 183092920 ->>183091753 -He's probably not a handsome gigachad so the hole views talking with him as a chire ---- 183092927 ->>183091986 -You sound like one of the fat cottage cheese bitches at my old job. ---- 183092928 ->>183091393 (OP) -"I can get us a bottle!" ---- 183092939 ->>183091393 (OP) ->she sent her message yesterday ->he replied today at 5:25 -I'm guessing she was just burning bridges. Bumble works with the woman initiating contant irrc so I'm sure she had many others to try ---- 183092952 ->>183092896 ---- 183092954 ->>183092148 -Based. ---- 183092975 ->>183092928 -Based Norm ---- 183092980 ->>183092152 ->>183092152 ->Girl breaks the ice and starts flirting with you in the most autistic way possible ->You end up as her orbiter - -I'd be interested to hear how you screwed this up ---- 183092992 ->>183091986 -Please tell me you didn’t just type all that. I’m not reading it. ---- 183092993 ->>183091475 -lmao wtf ---- 183092997 ->>183092896 -I choose to believe this is fake, each time I see it. ---- 183092999 ->>183091986 -i love how women on SSRIs made up "love bombing", and then infertile women, single moms, and women over 30 just ran with it ---- 183093001 ->>183092451 -*Disclaimer: Only valid if you are handsome. ---- 183093004 ->>183091986 -are you every girl with BPD ever? ---- 183093011 ->>183092827 ->Heck ya -barf ---- 183093026 ->>183092766 ->This is the type of low IQ response I'd expect from waifuniggers -I'm not even one, but your response was so retarded it was trivial to lampoon ->You're arguing that a patriarchy exists like a leftist tranny -I doubt a leftist tranny would argue women's personalities are entirely the product of men, even in jest. Good job using the insults of the month, I suppose, even if they didn't make sense ---- 183093030 ->>183092893 -Yeah, buddy of mine wanted to set that stuff up for me until we realized I had no photos of myself anywhere. gotta start making those. ---- 183093034 ->>183091393 (OP) -I have a co-worker that has a tattoo for a show. I brought up some characters from the show and she admitted she didn't know who they were without seeing them. Imagine getting a permanent brand on your body and not even knowing the most trivial things about the show you supposedly love enough to get tatted. Women are retarded. ---- 183093043 ->>183092868 -anon, you can do better than that. you could easily get a girl that's not upside down ---- 183093049 ->>183092773 ->You fags overthink everything ->this -Just say whatever stupid things pops into your head to a girl, who cares? They're dumb, they're not impressed by whatever pseud philosophy you subscribe to or your opinion about joe biden. Just offer to distract her from her boring miserable life for a while and she's down. If all else fails just bring up drugs and alcohol and you're almost sure to have her attention. Push all the tradwife marriage material shit out of your mind, that period of history is over. You either met them at their level and fuck, or you stay an incel forever, it's your choice. ---- 183093076 ->>183091393 (OP) -I just use bumble for platonic friendship matches (same sex) ---- 183093081 ->>183093034 -A guy I used to know had two Slave Ones on his arm. They were "Jango's Ships". ---- 183093103 ->make an online gf with a cute and really funny girl ->She becomes the only person I talk to ->For 5 years we've tried to visit as much as we can when we aren't broke ->I've tried to be pious but the distance got difficult ->Eventually I become more confident, and my looks sort of refine themselves ->I feel like my attraction to my gf is fading, I can't even say I would swipe right on her ->Started going on apps ->At this point I've slept with more women while I've been with my gf than I was before ->But hot girls are horribly mean, self centered and exactly like me. Self serving cunts who seek out short term pleasure ->My gf is the kindest sweetest person who shares all my beliefs. - -I wish I was ugly. I wish she was my only option. I wish I truly only had her to depend on but I'm getting hit on relentlessly and I keep betraying her. I'm a huge piece of a shit but I can't leave her because I'm a shitty Coward. I've become codependent to her. It's getting more difficult everyday because sometimes I don't want to even look at her. ---- 183093109 ->Get a date with a girl - -Now what? What do you say to them? ---- 183093111 -If you go on tinder/bumble and take it at all seriously, you need to fucking grow up. ---- 183093119 ->>183093026 -How was it retarded? Men create these characters, there is nothing feminine about anime girls. It's not difficult to understand. - -Apparently it was not trivial to national lampoon, because your sentence didn't make any fucking sense ->Real girls are created by men. Their personalities are created by men, their looks are created or a response to men. Thus, liking real girls is gay -This obviously isn't how reality works, at least in the western world. Maybe in some sandnigger country you could argue this ---- 183093120 ->>183092905 -Wut. Mine is the total opposite actually. She's completely star struck whenever I do something smart or when I talk about something I accomplished at my job. I guess she's an extreme since she literally becomes horny and physical about it but my exes all were turned on by success/smartness. - - -Like it gets to the point of embarrassing me by talking about it in front of her parents (since I'm pretty humble). - -What kind of weird girlboss are you dating? ---- 183093124 ->>183091475 -Based ---- 183093129 ->>183093034 -There's nobody who holds a woman's body in lower regard than a woman who is in charge of her own body. ---- 183093134 ->>183092072 -Thats *exactly* what women want. ---- 183093147 ->>183093111 -you should try being funny ---- 183093154 ->>183093049 ->You either met them at their level and fuck, or you stay an incel forever, it's your choice. -I choose the latter then. I'm not giving up my principles just to get my dick wet for five minutes. ---- 183093157 -i woke up this morning and sat down to shit but it was warm and my balls had some good hang but my dick was fully shriveled up. so i pushed my dick back to sit down and started to piss on my own balls. ---- 183093162 ->>183093111 ->born in 2000 -you need to be 18 or older to post h... oh fuck ---- 183093170 ->>183091475 -I mean it is known they are the nigger of the world, as one wife beater used to say ---- 183093197 ->>183093157 -I feel like lately my balls dont hang enough, even when its warm -they used to hang more but now they're kinda tight. I think I've been wearing briefs too much ---- 183093199 ->>183091986 -I'm on my way to throw a plasma grenade (Halo 1) at you and stick you for writing such a gay ass post ---- 183093205 ->>183093103 -Put a baby in her and leave ---- 183093206 -Post more autistic girls reacting to chad ---- 183093210 ->>183092423 ->liking the literal ideal fantasy woman makes you guy -nigga. u r retarded ---- 183093213 ->>183093111 ->San Francisco -This probably worked. ---- 183093215 ->>183092886 -Lol ---- 183093233 ->>183093103 -theres such things as attractive nice people. dump her and find one. - -and, if you really think being ugly and being with someone out of necessity is the epitome of a relationship, you would be doing her a favor by dumping her, because she would be able to find another uggo. - -seems like the nicest thing to do. - -also if you can't even look at her things will fizzle out inevitably. so its just a matter of time at this point for you. ---- 183093242 ->>183093157 -Lately my dick has been springing up and I've been pissing through the gap of then lid onto the floor when I sit ---- 183093244 ->>183092886 -based ---- 183093245 ->>183093154 -That's great as long as you don't complain about not getting your dick wet. ---- 183093256 ->>183093206 -Vegetarians aint that bad, at least if the eat eggs and milk products. ---- 183093260 ->>183093206 -Lmao ---- 183093262 ->>183091393 (OP) -Pick up lines do not need to be 'good'. They just need to indicate you are interested. If you never do this it's very unlikely they will either. - -I always ask about cooking because anyone who can't do the most basic thing they need to survive on a daily basis is a fucking retard not worth speaking to. ->Do you cook? ->What's your favourite thing to put in your mouth? - -- it's funny -- it's clever -- whatever they are thinking is on them -- nobody has ever answered chocolate ---- 183093275 ->correcting a woman you just met -It's over. You have to obsequiously flatter them. ->>183092827 -Could be better, going for even the light indirect self deprecation here can be a mistake. ---- 183093277 -Dating is honestly like a hundred times more miserable than it was even 6-7 years ago. - -I really dont see how we can keep going at this rate. ---- 183093278 ->>183092863 -I am glad no one is going to ask you out. ---- 183093283 ->>183093206 -wife material ---- 183093289 ->>183093157 -I've never pissed on my balls before. Your dick must be insanely small. - ->>183093242 -I have had this happen before, it's truly terrible. ---- 183093290 ->>183093206 -cute ---- 183093291 ->>183091475 -Fucking kek ---- 183093292 ->>183093103 -as >>183093233 said, you have some faulty assumptions. either way though you should break it off with your "gf" asap. being long distance means it'll be an easier breakup anyway ---- 183093293 ->>183093213 -it did, we had coffee at this wop coffee place near chinatown ---- 183093307 ->>183093245 -I don't. Only the annoying as fuck normalfags on here do that. ---- 183093328 ->>183093206 ->hahaha -I unironically can't tell if it's a good thing vs them using 'lol' or 'lmao' ---- 183093340 ->>183091393 (OP) -I have a theory. Since she's clearly fat, the words "made from sugar and spice" and the perceived condescending tone of the sentence triggered something in her insecure fat woman mind that this man was commenting on her weight -If this sounds like a retarded leap to you, keep in mind this is exactly how women's minds operate ---- 183093344 ->>183093162 -Make it stop ---- 183093359 ->>183093233 -I know I'm repeating the sunken cost fallacy, but splitting up with her would feel like removing the most important person in my life. She's not just my partner, she's the longest friend I've ever had. The most caring person. -I used to think she was adorable only last year, and something suddenly flipped and now I bounce between thinking she's cute to ignoring her appearance. ->>183093292 -I've been hunting at breaking up and I coward out each time. - -If I don't have her I have nothing. Literally, I got no friends, and no future that isn't planned with her. As stupid as that sounds. ---- 183093362 ->>183093340 ->clearly fat ---- 183093373 ->>183091393 (OP) -what an annoying bitch ---- 183093377 ->>183093111 -wait, you can just be upfront and honest? So I can just go "I'm an alcoholic and am constantly fearful of incineration."? ---- 183093381 ->>183093359 -Post a pic or an equivalent of her ---- 183093386 ->>183091804 -Women get extremely insecure when you point out they have no genuine interests or repartee and then call you a nerd jerk incel freak. I just insult them openly, because I find them contemptible. ---- 183093399 ->>183093362 -If that's what you're stuck on there's no hope for you, you should question why. ---- 183093403 ->>183091475 -kek televiion and film ---- 183093427 -I am going to watch succession with my wife and then she's going to get on top of me and I'm finna have sex with her and cum as fast as possible like God intended ---- 183093430 ->>183093362 -Nta but Im an expert at detecting fat chicks in pictures and it's obvious she's fat ---- 183093446 ->>183091804 ->>183093386 -But she was angry before that, so this doesn't make any sense. ---- 183093449 ->>183091393 (OP) -Men shouldn't use emojis. ---- 183093465 ->>183093430 -Her eyes are the same width as her jaw. ---- 183093474 ->>183093449 -Agreed 100% ---- 183093482 ->>183093362 -she's clearly chubby anon ---- 183093483 ->>183093399 -You're retarded. She's skinny ---- 183093500 ->>183093103 ->I wish I was ugly -Yeah sure faggot, you can achieve that by sticking your head in the wood chipper ---- 183093508 ->>183093362 -nta but her face looks like it belongs on a fat girl ---- 183093510 ->>183093449 -This. I'd like to see her response in the alternate universe where he didn't include that emoji ---- 183093522 -I'm 5"11 only 350 lbs (mostly muscle) and no girls will respond to ke ---- 183093541 ->>183093522 ->mostly muscle ---- 183093542 ->>183091986 -L O N D O N ---- 183093546 ->>183093483 -I was joking by copying how she typed, lighten up retard -and yes she is fat ---- 183093549 ->>183093381 -I would but I can't. She's mixed and literally no ethnicity resembles her. She's honestly cute but she's got small Asian eyes and a big wide African American nose. She's self conscious about it. - -Idk, I used to not care about lookism since I was basically an autistic robot when we met. But now I look like a fucking stereotype of a Chad and bipolar 10/10 models have been choking on my cock. So my perspective is all fucked now ---- 183093554 ->>183091959 ->>183092706 -Never give women the keys the vault ---- 183093555 -this thread has exactly 0 posts besdes the OP that have anything to do with /tv/ - Television & Film. Jannies should get off their fat troon asses and 404 this thread ---- 183093557 ->>183091475 -All these newfag replies to this. ---- 183093575 ->>183093549 -Sounds samoan lol ---- 183093578 ->>183092778 -What dude sent you that? ---- 183093583 -Women just arent fun anymore. ---- 183093586 ->>183093555 -404 yourself IRL faggot (this means kill yourself) ---- 183093593 ->>183092827 ->Heck ya ---- 183093598 ->>183091393 (OP) -Should have called the bitch out for not being a true PPG fan. ---- 183093601 ->>183093011 -Dude most of the stupid shit you are going to say to women is in "barf" territory. Imagine not knowing this shit lmao ---- 183093611 ->>183093277 -Bots will make human interaction between strangers nearly impossible on the internet in a few years and IRL socialisation will become dominant again. ---- 183093627 ->>183092980 -The shorter story is I waited too long to ask her out, got cucked by a guy who met her at a basketball game I flaked on going to her with who actually did persuit her while my self-defeating brain told me "don't try any more she just likes you as a friend bro". So I became her backup boyfriend / guaranteed male attention orbiter for 3 years, then choked away her attempt to monkeybrach to me and made it obvious to her I was too retarded to be anything more than friends. - -I could dig around 4plebs for a big 2000 character wall of text greentext story about it too. ---- 183093634 ->>183092886 ---- 183093638 ->>183093601 -KEK based 11 year old aggroing NPCs ---- 183093664 ->>183093275 ->correcting a woman you just met ->It's over. You have to obsequiously flatter them. -Are you retarded? You're right they just met and she immediately decided to be a cunt. Dont let women walk over you you fucking loser ---- 183093680 ->>183093555 -There is another one in the catalog about icks ---- 183093684 ->>183091453 ->why do women get defensive over small trivial things? -They hold you personally responsible for how they feel ---- 183093690 ->>183093634 -imagine the splinters ---- 183093704 ->>183093549 ->She's mixed and literally no ethnicity resembles her. She's honestly cute but she's got small Asian eyes and a big wide African American nose. -tfw no 4-6/10 kind japegro gf ---- 183093708 ->>183093627 -Wow -If you don't hate yourself by now, I sure do ---- 183093726 -I kind of wish I was into sex parties and shit. Seems so fucking simple. ---- 183093732 -I don't know how to talk to women and I'm 26 ---- 183093736 -What turns women into nasty bitches online? ---- 183093742 ->>183093549 -this is a larp, but even if it wasn't you are a fag. - ->Heh, yea im not fat anymore and guttersluts on tinder suck my peen, guess I should just dump the best person I've ever met. - -You're not a chad, and even if you were, looks fade so you're a retard if you base your entire worth on that. Also, why don't you just move closer to your GF, are you 16? Sounds like an easy thing to do. ---- 183093755 ->>183092851 ->why do we keep doing this? -man is deeply lonely, we want women to speak about God and life and shit, we want women to comprehend ideals and morals, ethics and law as we do, while also being our romantic and sexual partners -we can't have that, neither can we try to do it with other men, so man despair ---- 183093756 ->>183093627 -I have a similar story but she wasnt as autistic as yours. I could talk to any other girl easily but when it came to her I would panic every single time. She was waiting for me to ask her out for a year before finally getting with a friend of mine who was actively trying ---- 183093760 ->>183093030 -I managed to get a few conversations going on dating apps a few years ago with just 1 very subpar picture of myself and using my mothers cell phone to sign up for the different apps..But then I ran out of the drug that I was using that pushed me into even attempting to use the apps/sites -That was 2 years ago but now I'm getting the GF itch again. It's rough out there for a 32 year old NEET ---- 183093762 ->>183093736 -zero consequence for being a cunt - -all women are snide cunts but their cowardice overrides this in real life (for the most part) ---- 183093768 ->>183093736 -They're already nasty bitches inside, it's just easier to let it out on the internet. ---- 183093776 ->>183093704 -I met her on tumblr. Yeah I was going on there and dming random accounts and we clicked. She's genuinely the funniest person I've ever met. She may not make me obsessively horny but there's never been a point in 5 years where she didn't make me laugh. She also has the cutest sexiest voice that makes me giddy. - -But she's like the polar opposite of a WASP. Brown mystery meat girl who will let you tell the most racist sexist jokes and she'll double it. ---- 183093778 ->>183093742 -This guy looks like me ---- 183093781 ->>183093736 -Why shouldn't they be cold when they have 50 other people lining up. I can understand how they start to disassociate. ---- 183093782 ->>183092886 ->>183093634 -my sides ---- 183093784 ->>183093736 -I think that's just the power of the internet, no accountability or responsibility to behave. Same shit happens to us on here tbqh ---- 183093788 ->>183093555 -kys + ratio + wasted trips ---- 183093808 ->>183093760 -what did you use? dexedrine? I'm early 20s, I really gotta try my luck at least. ---- 183093813 ->>183092886 -unironically true ---- 183093818 ->>183093736 -No consequences for their actions, they can simply get another guy who will simp at them. They don't self-reflect, they don't think about introspection, what can they do better, not all women but most. The ones that are self-aware, introspective are the diamonds in the rough. ---- 183093826 ->>183093776 -Sounds like you would feel better if she was cheating on you. You already don't respect her so why not just keep lying to her? ---- 183093832 ->>183093732 -Just pretend they're a guy -if they find you attractive it matters very little what you initally say and by the point it starts mattering you know them and talking is easy ---- 183093838 -have you ever shit on your balls ---- 183093862 ->>183093359 ->If I don't have her I have nothing. Literally, I got no friends, and no future that isn't planned with her. As stupid as that sounds. - -you don't feel romantic attraction to her. you are fucking other women. you consider the relationship a sunken cost fallacy. you already don't have her, its over in your head -- only you haven't told her that. you will suffer as long as you are maintain this lie. - -you should begin formulating in your autistic head the gentlest way to communicate you want to transition to a non-sexual, and platonic relationship, that your feelings for her have transitioned into more of a feeling of a family member, or a friend. - -that or you can just knock up one of the tinder girls you are cheating with, and then message her a picture of the girl holding up a positive pregnancy test. ---- 183093866 ->>183093838 -I've rubbed shit on my balls because something happened to my brain and I cannot wipe balls to crack anymore, but crack to balls. ---- 183093868 ->>183091986 ->love bombing -I know this is a copy-pasta, but fuck this term. Now someone can't be sincere without some cunt trying to gaslight them into thinking they're being manipulative. The goddamn irony. ---- 183093883 -They say incels are the main driver of women hate, but I didnt start hating women until I started sleeping with a lot of them. When I was an incel I idealized them. In reality they are disgusting, stunted half humans. ---- 183093885 ->>183093868 -I love you anon :3 ---- 183093913 ->>183093119 -Not him and anime is gay but you haven’t been around women and it shows. They always absorb your interests as their own. Every band she listens to was shown to her by a man. ---- 183093927 ->>183093826 -We both think Polyamory is disgusting, but yeah it would take the guilt off. - -The only thing I really want is for us to be friends but after everything we've been through she said she'd have to cut contact to get over me. So idk, I've just been keeping the relationship afloat because I like her as a person. - -You don't need to reply to me anymore or indulge my shitty behavior. I'm just asking for a pity party. ---- 183093930 -To the girl posting itt -I would wife you, yes, you. ---- 183093933 -Its literally not possible to not hate women in 2023 ---- 183093953 ->>183091608 -Im starting to believe this. ---- 183093954 ->>183093866 -actual psycho ---- 183093957 ->>183093868 ->gaslight -Fuck this term. Now someone can't suggest someone do something or that they misremembered something without the some cunt claiming they're being manipulative ---- 183093975 ->>183093933 -Incels should just wear makeup. Beat women at their own game. ---- 183093977 ->>183093862 -Tried the "can we just be friends" angle. Didn't work. She said she'd have to cut contact to get over it. So either we date or we don't. Basically sounds like I'm being manipulated but that's basically how it is. ---- 183093999 ->>183093927 -Just end it anon. ---- 183094018 ->>183092896 -I say it every time. Fuck the guy who ran this prank for censoring the stupid bitches. Fucking leddit piece of shit. ---- 183094020 ->>183093883 -This. You really think women are another species when you're isolated in your room. But when you touch, smell and hear them talk...they're like retarded teenage boys. ---- 183094022 ->>183093957 ->Now someone can't suggest someone do something or that they misremembered something without the some cunt claiming they're being manipulative -My mother does this and she has cognitive issues. But I'm wrong. ---- 183094026 ->>183092896 -To be fair if this was reversed, guys wouldn't have a problem with it either even if the profile picture was only a 6/10. ---- 183094029 ->>183091393 (OP) -What a cunty response ->>183091453 -They're idiots, simple as ---- 183094034 ->>183091393 (OP) -I fucking hate women ---- 183094043 ->>183091475 -As a woman I agree. Fucking niggers >.> ---- 183094051 ->>183094020 -Did you not have sisters? ---- 183094063 ->>183092896 ->we should give women the right to vote ---- 183094066 -OH NO NO NO - -WE GOT TOO COCKY FEMOIDS ---- 183094084 ->>183091393 (OP) -what a bitch honestly ---- 183094089 ->>183093883 ->they ---- 183094111 ->>183093206 -What a retard ---- 183094112 ->>183094066 -I really do admire the skill ---- 183094120 ->>183094066 ->>183093933 -I am no longer horny. ---- 183094142 ->this thread ---- 183094154 ->>183093977 -then cut it - -as miserable as breaking up with her will be, it won't be better than lying and hurting her by continuing to cheat. - -or to put it another way, if she read any of the things you posted, she would break up instantly with you. you cannot keep up the lie permanently. - -find someone who you don't have to lie to be with, or just be alone and fuck people. its that simple. either way, you will be happier. ---- 183094163 ->>183094142 -What has my wife Laney been up to lately? ---- 183094189 ->>183094163 -Dying alone, ironically ---- 183094191 ->>183094154 -*it will be better ---- 183094195 ->>183094066 -I don't get it, she goes from crackhead to low-tier prostitue and we're supposed to be impressed? -this is how she makes money for the crack ---- 183094200 -me: it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again -her: wtf -me: PUT THE FUCKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET - -then the cops showed up at my house. I hate women so much it's unbelieve. ---- 183094208 ->>183094066 ->imagine the gumjobs ---- 183094211 ->>183093913 ->They always absorb your interests as their own -I know that better than you though it isn't 100% like you're claiming and for the most part it is performative. That isn't their true, underlying personality. They will drop most of it when you're not around and definitely will if you break up. They could have extensive knowledge on the topics and seem like they're really into it but they can drop interests as easily as they drop people they supposedly loved. It's not their personality, you've been tricked. -You decided to whiteknight the personality part but as far as the other half of the sentence goes, "their looks are created or a response to men." This is 100% incorrect. Women's looks are based on other women. Only niche women like pornstars and camwhores base their appearance on men's taste ---- 183094214 ->>183091393 (OP) ->blush emoticon ->not a pickup line ---- 183094218 ->>183094184 -Phoneposters win again ---- 183094231 ->>183091475 -especifically speaking, white women are the niggers of genders ---- 183094247 ->>183094184 -fuck ---- 183094296 ->>183093808 -phenibut, I don't really recommend getting hooked to the stuff but it'll very likely make you tons more outgoing and less prone to always second guessing yourself and wondering if "was that the right thing to say?" etc (though it will also likely make you a lot more spazzy) -I'd say there is still hope if you're loserish because even as an at the time 30 year old NEET with nothing good going on, I still managed a few convos with different girls (though none of them were beauty pageant material) and I think 1 of them would have panned out into an actual meetup if she wasn't on the other side of town while I had no car to drive. -I probably could have had a GF at some point in my 20s if I actually tried, but I never tried. I'd say don't make the same mistake as me in waiting for so long while doing nothing. Wish you luck! ---- 183094308 ->>183093120 ->What kind of weird girlboss are you dating? -Was dating. This was years back and I thought that what was normal for girls to be soulless dicks. That was when I lived in the city, and I will never date a girl from any major city again. ---- 183094328 ->>183094066 -somehow she looked better before ---- 183094346 ->>183094307 -wtf this cat gets matches ---- 183094380 ->>183093838 -I hope to see whoever uses this pickup line report back with results. ---- 183094385 ->>183094307 ->strike one -this made me lol (laugh-out-loud) ---- 183094401 ->>183094385 -This post made me laugh out loud ---- 183094406 ->>183094296 ->phenibut -heard about that, but you can't really drink over it, so I never tried. I'll just keep doing my push-ups and hanging around the right people, maybe something will happen. Wishing the best of luck to you, too. diff --git a/tv/183091562.txt b/tv/183091562.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8dfe7754c831f43a4734fb15449b6c5ba7f0833a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091562.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,56 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091562 -Will there ever be another game show that reaches 70s Match Game levels of kino? How the fuck was everyone able to be so entertaining off the cuff like that back then? I tried watching the new Alec Baldwin Match Game and everything felt so dry and scripted from top to bottom, even for the contestants. ---- 183091661 ->>183091562 (OP) -They were interesting people and they smoked cigarettes. It's over, we can't compete. ---- 183091849 ->>183091562 (OP) -I enjoy Match Game posting ---- 183091924 ->>183091849 -Dumb Doreen is so dumb ->HOW DUMB IS SHE -Dumb Doreen is so dumb he _____es posts for free ---- 183091938 -Dumb Does is so dumb, whenever she tries to think of something she draws a blank. ---- 183093163 ->>183091562 (OP) -It was a MUCH better time. ---- 183093271 ->>183091562 (OP) -I was watching an episode and a 1970s Hunk was a contestant. Kaye was really flirting with him and when he left she ran up and hugged him. I wonder how much is a joke for the show or did they bang back stage. -its the 70s so I assume they were all messed up and just fucking people non-stop. -She was an older woman but Kaye is really sexy to me. She seems like she would be fun to be with. -then again everyone looked old back then so who knows. ---- 183093376 ->>183091562 (OP) ->question has a bit of a saucy connotation ->contestants don't want to say something dirty on tv because theyd be embarrassed -it has a certain charm about it , instead of just being gross/ explicit ---- 183093432 ->>183091562 (OP) -they were drunk ---- 183093518 -intoxication, drugs, hyper-socialization keeping everyones wits sharp, perpetual sexual tension, general laissez faire zeitgeist, no (widespread) internet or phones, etc. ---- 183093519 ->>183091562 (OP) -They were drunk. 5 episodes filmed in one day, and they were drinking neat vodka out of those white cups you see them sip from sometimes. By the Friday show on a given week they were all slurring a little at minimum and Richard was often thoroughly knackered -Kino show. When they implemented the spinning wheel to determine which celebrity you had to match in the final round because everyone kept picking Richard it was great ---- 183093653 -People had personalities back then. Everything is an act nowadays because television has conditioned people. Those older celebrities didnt grow up with that faux big brother. ---- 183093658 ->>183093376 ->whoopie ---- 183093711 ->>183091562 (OP) -Making an off color comment in current day can be social suicide. People were funnier and wittier back then because they were allowed to be. Make a comment that inadvertently offends someone literal mental patient to a large enough audience and you'll be jobless and homeless within a week. ---- 183093777 -blow, day drinking and chain smoking were socially acceptable then ---- 183093829 ->>183091562 (OP) -Shout out to YerOldDad who streams old game shows and makes a game out of the game ---- 183093936 ->charles nelson reilly is more of a alpha male than most 'straight' guys in modern day - -how did that happen? diff --git a/tv/183091566.txt b/tv/183091566.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 719e44ca6072f87d5247d3d2fc7762206a457596..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091566.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091566 -I thought it was really good, but what did I really think of it /tv/? ---- 183091629 -People still watch new stuff? ok... ---- 183091709 ->>183091629 -i have seen every single film and television series in existence so yeah I do ---- 183092034 ->>183091709 -What did you think of Ravenous (1999) starring Guy Pearce, David Arquette and Robert Carlyle? I'm drinking so I didn't look up the spelling of those names and also don't give a shit if they're wrong. Also that one guy from shit in the 80s. He cracks walnuts. And the other guy. ---- 183092090 -I'm on episode 3. yuen is fucking excellent - -the writing is really good too. way better than usual netflix ---- 183092121 ->>183092090 -Isn't it crazy what happens when you let a studio have free creative control and you don't have to worry about some dumb western media giant forcing you to fill it with nogs? ---- 183092212 ->>183091566 (OP) -Steven Yeun, great actor, I didn't expect ali wong to be as good as she was too, wasn't on my radar at all. - -Solid 9/10 show episode 9 was pure kino, im not sure if a season 2 is needed, might kind of ruin it. ---- 183092252 ->>183092121 -I've worked construction and Yuen not having at least one white guy obviously addicted to crack helping him is unrealistic. I understand it's LA so at the very least a belligerently drunk spic would be reasonable. ---- 183092256 ->>183091566 (OP) -They made a tv show about my ex-wife's vagina? ---- 183092334 ->>183092212 -Ali Wong’s face is unsettling. Like she almost doesn’t look human. ---- 183092434 ->>183092334 -NTA but I like her and she reminds me of this girl who I'd fuck in a heartbeat. I love big horse mouths like that. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFXvlD3XtcM [Embed] ---- 183093416 ->>183092121 ->forcing you to fill it with nogs? -oh thats why i liked it -i didn't even notice diff --git a/tv/183091815.txt b/tv/183091815.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c6a6a32b324e393aa6aaaef177eab608187dbd39..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091815.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,127 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091815 -movie when?! I think this would actually have more potential than POTC or jungle cruise if done correctly. Yeti kino would be incredible. Dive into some monster movie territory ---- 183091832 ->>183091815 (OP) -remember tomorrowland? -yeah nobody else ---- 183091869 -Reminder they're building a brand new Frozen park in Disneyland Paris and are 3 years behind schedule because of Covid. ---- 183091886 -Look at you, thinking they can afford to shutter parts of the parks long enough to film anything. ---- 183091892 ->>183091815 (OP) -The matterhorn breaks my back and fucks my ass everytime I go on it. Shit is rickety as fuck. ---- 183091915 ->>183091832 -tommorwland needs fixed, but thats a separate discussion frankly ->>183091869 -wait is this true? i'm out of touch for the foreign parks ---- 183092021 ->>183091892 ->everytime I go on it -lmao how many times have you gone to disneyworld ---- 183092027 ->>183091892 -the last time i got on my calf immediately cramped and then i was in pain on top of the rickety shit. it was brutal. Everest in animal kingdom is honestly better, idk if that's controversial ---- 183092100 ->>183092021 -its disneyland man, c'mon ---- 183092115 ->>183092021 -Disneyworld? Maybe 2 or 3 times. Disneyland probably over 10 maybe. ---- 183092136 ->>183092021 -They sell annual passes bro, take a guess. There are people who go every month. ---- 183092219 ->>183092027 -Yeah it;s a very uncomfortable ride. Feel like I get whiplash on it. ---- 183092276 ->>183092136 -if i lived local idk what i would do. you could go constantly and just chill. sounds like heaven ---- 183092378 ->>183092276 -My cousin is a "disney adult" and has annual passes. Literally goes all the time. ---- 183092405 ->>183091815 (OP) -the problem with yeti movies is it hinges on the monster. most of the movie would be one big build up.as soon as the yeti is revealed almost all tension would be lost. -you clearly havent thought things through well enough OP. ---- 183092431 ->>183092219 -it was fucking broken for HOURS last time i was there. get in line, they tell you to get lost. come back, oops its down again. movie potential is probably real tho ---- 183092508 ->>183092431 -Yeah lol. That shit breaks all the time. It's like big thunder mountain or the Indiana Jones ride. They are always broken. Matterhorn I can understand since that ride is old as dirt. ---- 183092524 ->>183092405 -you sure? we can't Godzilla 2014 this a little? starts as an adventure movie, hiking, man vs. nature, but YETI pops up for kino chaos? ---- 183092696 ->>183092508 -i've never had a problem with big thunder mountain. indiana jones i feel like is usually running, but just with busted animatronics lmao ---- 183092815 ->>183092378 -where do they live? ---- 183092866 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEPoseWuTMA [Embed] ->Figment's a playable character in that f2p Disney Kart racer launching soon and its been revealed Dreamfinder is an assist character for him ->Figment meet and greet coming this summer ->Figment Movie in active development ->Disney's pouring money into WDW attraction development again. - -I think Journey Into Imagination 4 is finally gonna happen this time lads. ---- 183092940 ->>183092866 ->>Figment Movie in active development -whaaat? is this true? ---- 183092941 ->>183092815 -Colorado. ---- 183092966 ->>183091869 -It's not a park it's a land you dumb fucking mouth breathing faggot ---- 183092974 ->>183092941 -oh nvm. theyre just loaded then. i thought maybe they lucked into living close ---- 183093016 ->>183092966 -Not big enough to be a land. ---- 183093061 ->>183091815 (OP) -I heard they can't turn Yeti back on to full mode on the Everest Ride because of an engineering mistake. ---- 183093155 ->>183093061 -what is full mode? ---- 183093405 ->>183091815 (OP) -modeled after this maybe? ---- 183093507 ->>183091815 (OP) -UNIVERSAL WILL MAKE DISNEY EAT TRANNY SHIT HAHA ---- 183093559 ->>183092027 ->>183091892 -That ride has murdered people. Google it. For real. People die riding it ---- 183093580 ->>183092940 -Seth Rogen's production company and the writers of Detective Pikachu working on it. Bit of a monkey's paw having Rogen's name on it though. ---- 183093591 ->>183092378 ->>183092276 -Long lines. Reaching 1 hour. Crowded streets, crowded restaurants, heat. High temperatures. People fighting -Going to Disney is not that good anymore ---- 183093851 ->>183093591 -nah its still enjoyable. money fixes most of your list anyway. ---- 183093945 ->>183093559 -straight up death seems like an exaggeration but i havent googled it ---- 183094174 ->>183093559 - -Looks like they're finally going to fix them. ---- 183094201 ->>183091815 (OP) -Idc how this sounds, but I missed out on a big piece of childhood, I've never been to Disneyland as kid, and not ever as a teen, or early-mid 20s, I'm 27, and probably won't ever go till I'm into my 30s, so can ever experience the "magic" of it. ---- 183094272 ->>183094201 -*can't ever. diff --git a/tv/183091822.txt b/tv/183091822.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 26a43f40e33009a4b23d910203edb796fbfdbfba..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091822.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091822 -. ---- 183092208 -brie is homeless ---- 183092285 ->>183091822 (OP) -Me on the right ---- 183092309 -suck on these briefags ---- 183092485 ->>183091822 (OP) -So this hag is fine to post about, janny? Don't want to break your precious rules. ---- 183093459 ->>183092309 -Don't mind if i do diff --git a/tv/183091824.txt b/tv/183091824.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 19177fb5e2f3a6f52dc49cb8041f72f7dbf98c93..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091824.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,132 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091824 ->Edgar-Jones will play a former storm chaser who, after surviving a disastrous tornado encounter, now works a desk job. However, she will soon be forced to go out into the breach once more, aided by a roguish storm chaser played by Powell. The project is being described as a "new chapter" and will not bring back any actors or characters from the original 1996 film. - -https://collider.com/glen-powell-cast-twister-sequel/ ---- 183091852 ->she -Guess Hunt sold that script after all ---- 183091882 ->>183091824 (OP) -glenn deserves better than this trash. what the fuck is his agents problem, id like to give them a peice of my mind. ---- 183091916 ->>183091882 -He was in top gun, their going to run to him for all the remakes of good old movies now. ---- 183091927 ->another fucking remake ---- 183091930 ->TWISTER$ ---- 183091944 ->>183091824 (OP) ->Movie about a heterosexual white couple being made in current year. -The fuck is going on? ---- 183091962 ->>183091882 -If there's a gratuitous sex scene it's worth it. ---- 183091982 ->>183091962 -Cooking his steak all up in her eggs ---- 183091983 ->>183091824 (OP) -More like Edgar Daisy-Jones ---- 183091985 ->>183091916 ->remake - ->>183091927 ->remake - -Are you fags unable to read? ---- 183091994 ->>183091824 (OP) -Will Philip Seymour Hoffman be reprising his role as Dusty? ---- 183092017 ->>183091824 (OP) -How will she be "forced to go out into the breach once more"? Did a twister kidnap her daughter? ---- 183092020 ->>183091980 -No kike, you leave her alone. ---- 183092048 -I hope this time around they do push an oscar campaign for the wind ---- 183092098 ->>183091985 ->It's not a remake, it's just a "sequel" that does not contain any characters or continue any plot point from the first! ---- 183092130 -LONG WAY DOWN ->AND I DONT THINK ILL MAKE IT ON MY OWN -LONG WAY DOWN ->AND I DONT WANNA LIVE IN HERE ALONE ---- 183092183 ->>183091824 (OP) -If it's even a quarter as comfy as the original I at least won't be disapointed. I've got a sneaking suspicion it's going to be bottom of the barrel soulless disaster porn trash though. ---- 183092202 ->>183091824 (OP) -Wow, missed opportunity to make one of them black. ---- 183092224 -Twister 2: The Extremer -Twister 2: F6 -Twister 2: EVEN MORE COWS ---- 183092250 ->>183091824 (OP) -this is getting out of hand -now there are two of them ---- 183092266 ->>183091930 ->James Cameron's twister ->the twister is only destroying things because it's protecting a baby twister from the evil humans ---- 183092294 ->>183092224 ->F6 -*EF6 -dipshit ---- 183092302 ->>183091824 (OP) -Is the Tornado back for revenge? -Fucking retarded ---- 183092317 ->>183092202 -That's what I'm saying. How did this slip through? ---- 183092335 -Now I know why I've been seeing so many twister threads, more astroturfing ---- 183092350 ->>183091985 -It's a "requel", faggot, just like SW:TFA and any other movie using a franchise from 10+ years ago using the original cast to launch a younger cast with additional movies. ---- 183092373 ->>183092017 -Ok now I'll watch it ---- 183092417 ->>183092266 -Kek ---- 183092512 ->>183091824 (OP) -No Jan de Bont no good ---- 183092880 ->>183091824 (OP) ->Twister ->Twisters ->Twister 3D ->Tw4ster Resurrection ->The Twister ---- 183092988 ->>183091824 (OP) -Will there be a queen tornado that lays eggs which hatch into facehugging tornadoes that rape people and cause baby tornadoes to burst from the host's chest? ---- 183093047 -Glen has the charisma and screen presence ot be this generations Bruce Willis or Kurt Russel, why isnt he getting better roles? ---- 183093070 -Why do the white people in movies have to be so ugly and boring. Hire attractive white people ---- 183093099 ->>183093047 -Dogshit agent ---- 183093125 ->>183092294 -t. Never dropped a spoon ---- 183093209 ->>183091824 (OP) -> will not bring back any actors or characters from the original 1996 film -So what’s the point in calling it a sequel? These Hollywood suits are so fucking terrified of greenlighting anything without a proven track record but at the same time they are completely unconcerned with there being any substantial connection to the old project. In this case all you get is a titular connection to what could just as well be an original movie. ---- 183093317 ->>183093047 -Not jewish ---- 183093625 ->>183093070 -That's my wife and her bull you're talking about. diff --git a/tv/183091848.txt b/tv/183091848.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 53025776c280fd1b043a286ad6a166112448f818..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091848.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,168 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091848 -*shlop* *shlop* *gurgle* -SPLAT ---- 183091926 ->>183091848 (OP) -I always played with her in Super Deepthroat ---- 183091942 ->>183091848 (OP) -no wonder this movies gonna make a billion dollars ---- 183091995 ->>183091848 (OP) -Wtf is this real? ---- 183092001 -Peach bros... I feel really good. ---- 183092057 ->>183091848 (OP) ->Le everything has to be… LE POOOOORN -It’s a kids movie for crying out loud you fucking chomos ---- 183092074 ->>183091848 (OP) ---- 183092093 ->>183092001 -What the fuck is that thing? Is that a dog or a freak monkey? cute animal on its shoulder though ---- 183092127 ->>183092001 -Paris Hilton looks like an Eastern Euro whore not like Peach at all. It’s in the face extenuated by the whorish style. ---- 183092375 ->>183092093 -I forgot what they are called :( ---- 183092401 ->>183092093 ->>183092375 -Looks like a marmoset ---- 183092573 ->>183092093 ->>183092401 -It's a Kinkajou ---- 183092601 -Bros I want sloppy from anya so bad ---- 183092618 ->>183092375 ->>183092401 ->>183092573 -It's called a Paris Hilton you doofs ---- 183093105 -Your gag reflex is in another castle, bitch! ---- 183093773 ->>183092601 -this ---- 183093878 -What the fuck is this movie doing to us??? ---- 183093955 -I watched this on those pirate websites, cam rip. I can't believe you stupid faggots watched more than 10 minutes of this, I had second hand embarrassment the first few moments, stopped watching at the scene where they have dinner with the mario family cause the voice acting and overly animated overtly expressive cartoons are so cringy and annoying as fuck, this is why autism is abundant all over social media cause young kids watching this shit emulate this AI level garbage. Absolute goytier trash and you dumb motherfuckers have shit taste. yeah fuck niggers too. ---- 183094102 -They should have made the Mario film more Germanic--a wasted opportunity. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-ifKNk9FI [Embed] ---- 183094257 ->>183092057 -Jesus did you just start posting here yesterday? nigger. ---- 183095009 ->>183093955 -kys cracker ---- 183095065 ->>183093878 ->boyfriend is dressed as toad instead of mario who is peach's crush/love interest -hmmm ---- 183095232 ->>183095065 -Mushrooms are phallic looking. It is a sexual reference. ---- 183095363 ->>183095065 -its obvious a cuck situation ---- 183095889 ->>183095065 ->Mario ->Crush/Love interest -Come on anon, nobody really believes that. Mario is an unlovable creature. ---- 183095978 ->>183095889 -Mario is an incel!? /OURGUY/ ---- 183096009 ->>183095065 ->his "girlfriend" is walking around with her fat fucking ass out for 100s of men to enjoy -hmmm ---- 183096037 ->>183093878 -wouldnt you be able to see her pussy from the front? ---- 183096050 ->>183092601 -literally me ---- 183096099 ->>183095978 -Those who stomp turties will never be /ourguy/ - -Turtles are the perfect creatures, crafted to absolute perfection. ---- 183096106 ->>183095065 ->boyfriend -KEK implying he isn't that onlyfans chick's top paypig and is getting a paid date ---- 183096110 ->>183093878 - -God ... damn. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9gaYPaKAbI [Embed] ---- 183096268 ->>183096037 -back of the knee, maybe ---- 183096347 ->>183091848 (OP) -Mama mia that's good! ---- 183096390 ->>183096347 -Damn it ---- 183096484 ->>183093878 ->guy got a hot girl ->NOOOOO HE HAS TO BE A KEK IT CAN'T BEEEEE -You guys are pathetic , so what he is beta looking, he got a hot girl and you got squat ---- 183096518 ->>183096484 -imagine being this delusional ---- 183096607 ->>183096518 -doesn't matter, I'm pounding that ass and you ain't ---- 183096647 ->>183092601 -/ourayyy/ ---- 183096689 -@183096607 -not even going to give a (You) to such a pathetic subhuman. take a break from the fucking internet ---- 183096727 ->>183093878 -Built for Bing Bing Wahoo Cock ---- 183096845 ->>183091926 -I still do (I'm based btw) ---- 183098368 ->>183096009 ->hasn’t dated a girl with an exhibitionist kink -it’s a good time ---- 183098511 ->>183098368 ->>183096484 ->>183096607 -mentally ill ---- 183098595 ->>183091848 (OP) -Millions must coom. ---- 183099082 ->>183093878 -More to this? ---- 183100107 ->>183099082 -Just go to pornhub dude. ---- 183101055 ->>183096347 -You think they're gonna make Daisy a vague brown, like a bunch of western art does? ---- 183101295 ->>183091848 (OP) ---- 183101387 ->>183093955 -Jesus Christ you sound like the biggest fucking loser. ---- 183102679 ->>183101295 -Kek diff --git a/tv/183091863.txt b/tv/183091863.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5167cbc73449823f740ce7cb027936f2cbdf3c38..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091863.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091863 -Was he the only kid other than Charlie that got a happy ending? ---- 183091898 -Pretty sure he gets put in a taffy machine to stretch him back to normal and becomes a lanklet ---- 183092112 ->>183091863 (OP) -anon, you can’t say things like that. this is a blue bord ---- 183092186 ->>183091898 -Not in the original Wonka movie ---- 183092330 ->>183091863 (OP) -Remember that cute little girl in the red dress that got eaten by squirrels ---- 183092507 ->>183091863 (OP) -would he have gone on /tv/? ---- 183092523 ->>183092507 -No, he would've been too small to type on the keyboard ---- 183093683 ->Too small to spank -How exactly do you discipline a 2-inch-tall child for shrinking themselves? diff --git a/tv/183091870.txt b/tv/183091870.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e96038b2c29272fd515675e37ebd76e408adbf15..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091870.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091870 -General Love is Blind discussion Thread ---- 183092009 -It's late! ---- 183092226 -did Netflex die? hahah ---- 183092258 -It's ogre ---- 183092369 ->>183091870 (OP) -The blonde looks familiar. ---- 183092977 ->>183091870 (OP) -1/2 hour later it still hasn't started. Fucking Irina has something to do with this bullshit. ---- 183093015 -This is now a Bliss thread and only posts about her being the best girl are now allowed here. ---- 183093409 ->>183093015 -She is by far best girl and best booba ---- 183093811 -Is anyone able to watch? Please help. ---- 183093871 -How does a purely web based service fail this hard? An hour unable to watch. ---- 183093966 -Netflix hasnt been worthwhile for years ---- 183094021 -I have no idea what this image is but will post it while I wait. - -Maybe someone will read it and know why I save it. I don't see any reason why ---- 183094031 ->>183093811 -No we are all fucked right now. ---- 183094060 ->>183094031 -Good to know. ---- 183094146 -BlissBros... - -They are just so fucking big and ample. ---- 183094334 -IT'S ON NOW diff --git a/tv/183091925.txt b/tv/183091925.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f03228c3f6c6a4236912705673dba709cdec0d2a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091925.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,88 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091925 -Real story : Alexandra Lamy, the hardest woman to fuck - -I am a french man working as personal assistant for actors. Back in 2008 I had a chance to work with Alexandra Lamy most popular for Un gars une fille. I used to pay for anything expensive restaurant. While we spend a lot of time in private, she never offered any sex and awkwardly laughed my face when I asked it. - -Very tough realization that most women deeply do not really care about men as a whole - -I have many proof and photo for it you may ask ---- 183091940 ->>183091925 (OP) -Me again with a nice photo taken behind her back -Very frenchy bottom, make any man crazy ---- 183092050 ->>183091925 (OP) -seek help ---- 183092087 ->>183091925 (OP) -are you literally retarded? ---- 183092134 ->>183092087 -and why is that ? ---- 183092189 ->>183091925 (OP) -weird sperg ---- 183092200 ->>183091925 (OP) ->>183091940 -looks really weak you could have easily raped her ---- 183092264 ->>183091925 (OP) -Who was the most famous actor/actress you've worked with? ---- 183092269 ->>183091925 (OP) ->she never offered any sex ->hardest woman to fuck ---- 183092293 ->>183092087 -That's just how French people speak English, retardedly ---- 183092328 ->>183091925 (OP) -why are you so bald? ---- 183092499 ->>183092200 -No way, I really hope her to give me a levrette willingly, its cultural in France to thank men this way ---- 183092567 ->>183092264 -I did Philippe Lefebvre and Anaïs Demoustier but Alexandra was the most famous I think ---- 183092653 ->>183092567 -Do they tend to be arseholes? ---- 183092784 ->>183092653 -Men yes women less ---- 183092824 ->>183091925 (OP) -Is she a hairy? ---- 183092836 ->>183091925 (OP) -Holy shit imagine being so friendless and pathetic that the only people you can think to share this with are a bunch of anonymous cretins -She isn't even a real celebrity ---- 183093131 ->>183092824 -Not at all but this is private ---- 183093193 ->>183093131 -Ah that is ashamed. ---- 183093319 -kino thread ---- 183093452 ->>183091925 (OP) -Have any women flirted with you before and you rejected them? -Isn't this the same, but the opposite? She just wasn't into you. No big deal, just try with another. ---- 183093577 ->>183091925 (OP) -a girl turned you down in 2008 and you came here to complain about it 15 years later? really? ---- 183093592 -the thread that saved /tv/ ---- 183093622 ->>183091925 (OP) -She awkwardly laughed at your face because she was married to Jean Dujardin you fucking dumbass ---- 183093695 ->>183091925 (OP) ->>183092134 ->I paid for food and was nice to a woman and she never even offered sex in return! How dare she! ---- 183093804 ->>183091925 (OP) -fucking hell shut the fuck up nigger no one asked diff --git a/tv/183091979.txt b/tv/183091979.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 05ddbaa8ead9373b967df3665a5fb7125157b61f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183091979.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183091979 -nothing satisfies like pic related. ---- 183092565 -bump ---- 183092610 ->>183091979 (OP) -I was pleasantly surprised by pic related ---- 183092693 ->>183092610 -is it overly gay western fake ---- 183092714 ->>183092610 -first half good, second half try hard nonsense sadly ---- 183092783 ->>183092714 -what is the consensus on the 4 different endings? ---- 183093365 ->>183091979 (OP) -Aniara ---- 183093667 ->>183093365 ->sci-fi ->not in english diff --git a/tv/183092016.txt b/tv/183092016.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5c2be5bc3be5d98d31a0517282ae4c88c7e9193a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092016.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092016 ->A BALD BEAR ---- 183092792 -this and weird science are the only john hughes movies i've ever watched ---- 183092881 ->>183092016 (OP) ->What's the old 96er? ---- 183093051 ->>183092792 -They're all pretty good ---- 183093533 ->>183092792 -Based diff --git a/tv/183092049.txt b/tv/183092049.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e73bbea7eba754c8f91218c8a6407b1bc9d79249..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092049.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092049 -Was 2007 the best year for movies? ---- 183092153 -Besides The Lives of Others, no it fucking sucked ---- 183093144 ->>183092049 (OP) -Only two good movies here and they're the obvious ones. ---- 183093232 ->>183092049 (OP) -I don't mind Waitress and No Country For Old Men. -Haven't seen the others and don't care to. -You forgot Sunshine and 300. ---- 183093462 -1939 ---- 183093470 ->>183092049 (OP) ->Knocked Up ->good movie -lel ->>183093428 → diff --git a/tv/183092116.txt b/tv/183092116.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 46d23eedb3250b0d0312f5de68493379e51e7d8f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092116.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,74 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092116 ->unfiltered kino drops ->zero discussion on /tv/ -Stick a fork in this board, it's done ---- 183092195 ->>183092116 (OP) -Chris Tucker looks nothing like fucking Michael Jordan what a joke where Jimmy Kimmels ---- 183092247 -another affleck/damon money laundering scheme ---- 183092270 ->>183092116 (OP) -It's a nice comfy movie. No need to sperg over it. ---- 183092298 ->corporation film -not watching ---- 183092359 ->>183092298 ---- 183092406 ->>183092116 (OP) -I ain't American. I've never watched basketball. I don't care about overpriced branded shoes. Why would I want to watch this? ---- 183092468 ->>183092298 -It is actually some based corporation run by affdamon where everyone gets residuals even the gaffer or some shitt ---- 183092511 ->>183092116 (OP) -Goofy and cheesy to not show Jordan's face like he's fucking the Yankees owner on Seinfeld or some shit? ---- 183092538 ->>183092406 -I don't care about basketball or Jordans either. The movie isn't some world ending kino like white faggot millennial OP is crying about because he's got a compulsive need to act like the internet equivalent of a bum standing on a corner screaming about the end times. But it's fun and we'll acted enough with a comfy feeling start to finish that made it a decent laid back watch. Jason Bateman in particular was really likable to a surprising degree. What I don't understand is why they got Bob Richardson to film it and then put a gay ass blue filter over the whole film. ---- 183092632 ->>183092511 -The real reason had to have been that they wanted to show archival footage throughout the film without having it clash with an actual actor playing Jordan. The bullshit reason they're gonna give is something about making him feel like a special figure by not letting the audience have access to him and focusing on the other people around him instead. It got especially goofy in the scene during the pitch when they set up the blocking so good father physically blocks his face from being visible, even though they're standing center frame. ---- 183092673 ->>183092538 ->like white faggot -like this* faggot - ->we'll acted -well acted* ---- 183092699 -Why did they show his dad's murder during the montage of Jordan's failures? -Why was his dad's murder excluded from the epilogue? ---- 183092710 ->>183092359 ->/pol/ in a nutshell ---- 183092723 ->>183092699 ->what is tone ---- 183092870 ->>183092632 -CgI the fucking thing. They did Woll Smith in Gemini man. Wtf ---- 183092910 ->>183092699 -Cuz he was sucking dick turning tricks on the side o the road not pg13 appropriate content ---- 183092911 ->>183092195 -Iirc he’s not Michael Jordon and Michael Jordan isn’t even in the movie. Just his parents. ---- 183092933 ->>183092710 -Rent free holy shit ---- 183092943 ->>183092911 -That was a joke u dumb nigger. Now laugh!!! ! 111 ---- 183092956 ->>183092933 ->brown hands typed this. ---- 183093338 ->>183092116 (OP) -I'm tired of Ibn Aflecki ---- 183093503 ->>183092116 (OP) ->2 hour advertisement for niggerball sneakers -Yeah, no thanks diff --git a/tv/183092176.txt b/tv/183092176.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 89486c0b8714f2f8b8dcd29e0b94d9a8a686d08c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092176.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,56 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092176 -Historic SOUL ---- 183092351 -Shocklingly well done ---- 183092411 ->>183092176 (OP) -It looks like Kilmer and Ferrel are the same age. ---- 183092420 ->>183092176 (OP) -I liked how the men where still masculine and full of scars while dressed like fairies. It was the style at the time. ---- 183092442 -FUCKING SOUL -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vH_VszU1d8 [Embed] ---- 183092476 -I like Kilmer in the role. ---- 183092527 ->>183092176 (OP) -I remember watching this movie late night on tv as a kid, good times ---- 183092646 ->>183092176 (OP) -Was the dude rape in the regular edition or just the 'Revisited' edition? ---- 183092720 ->>183092176 (OP) ->It's so haaard ->To say goodbye ->To yester-daaay ---- 183093031 ->>183092720 -based ---- 183093184 ->>183092176 (OP) ->Go back and report at home that your king Alexander, the conqueror of the Persians, Medes, Bactrians, and Sacians; the man who has subjugated the Uxians, Arachotians, and Drangians; who has also acquired the rule of the Parthians, Chorasmians, and Hyrcanians, as far as the Caspian Sea; who has marched over the Caucasus, through the Caspian Gates; who has crossed the rivers Oxus and Tanais, and the Indus besides, which has never been crossed by any one else except Dionysus; who has also crossed the Hydaspes, Acesines, and Hydraotes, and who would have crossed the Hyphasis, if you had not shrunk back with alarm; who has penetrated into the Great Sea by both the mouths of the Indus; who has marched through the desert of Gadrosia, where no one ever before marched with an army; who on his route acquired possession of Carmania and the land of the Oritians, in addition to his other conquests, his fleet having in the meantime already sailed round the coast of the sea which extends from India to Persia - report that when you returned to Susa you deserted him and went away, handing him over to the protection of conquered foreigners. - ->Perhaps this report of yours will be both glorious to you in the eyes of men and devout I ween in the eyes of the gods. Depart! ---- 183093211 ->>183092720 -why did they never set foot north? ---- 183093227 ->>183092176 (OP) -It was historically bad ---- 183093237 ->>183093211 -there is literally nothing there but scythians and their mud huts and horse meat ---- 183093372 ->>183093211 -Mountainous barriers with a big resourceless nothing on the other side ---- 183093478 ->>183093211 -You want to conquer in the direction where the cities look nicer, not in the direction of mud huts. - -Would've been interesting if he'd lived to invade Italy though. ---- 183094256 ->>183092176 (OP) ->>183092411 ->Here's that teenager I was telling you about diff --git a/tv/183092184.txt b/tv/183092184.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3683ce89d6eccf5602b8114ad7bb1f5eae675343..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092184.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,39 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092184 ->woman tries to flee ->stops and proceeds to rape said woman -this supposed to be the hero of the movie? ---- 183092230 ->>183092184 (OP) ->I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the good man? ---- 183092296 ->>183092184 (OP) -It was self-defense. ---- 183092445 ->comes to town ->shoots three hired defenders ->rapes the local woman in broad daylight ---- 183092532 ->>183092445 ->shoots three hired defenders -Self-defense. ->rapes the local woman in broad daylight -Self-defense. ---- 183092937 -Blade Runner is the story of a man who scraps machines, get bored with his job and steals a dishwasher he's been fucking behind the boss' back. ---- 183093022 ->>183092184 (OP) -No the hero dies at the end. ---- 183093032 ->>183092184 (OP) -Part time. ---- 183093067 ->>183092532 -Lmao ---- 183093143 ->>183092184 (OP) ->rape -It wasn't rape. ---- 183093353 ->>183092296 -I had to get it on she was making a move! I had to get it on! diff --git a/tv/183092193.txt b/tv/183092193.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 65839a75d773bba07a77df2438f018f14d83303a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092193.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,382 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092193 -This guy is the modern action star and honestly he's a lot more menacing and badass than the old movie stars like Stallone, Schwarzernegger or Van Damme. - -And the thing is that he probably isn't even acting, I would really be afraid to get involved in a fight with him because I'm sure he would tear me apart and that's why I much prefer him to have my back in a fight than to be my opponent. - -I imagine he has some kind of military training, combat experience or has already been imprisoned in a maximum security prison because from afar I can see that this guy knows how to defend himself or kill someone with his bare hands... ---- 183092210 -burn local ---- 183092255 ->>183092193 (OP) -don't forget he's also a badass pitbull daddy ---- 183092273 ->>183092193 (OP) ->modern action star ->never made an action movie -Yeah no ---- 183092279 ->>183092255 -Why does his hair look fake ---- 183092316 ->>183092255 -Dropped -Henceforth burning abroad, thank you very much. ---- 183092349 -Love these threads ---- 183092376 ->>183092255 -does his pitbull burn local though? ---- 183092430 ->>183092255 -who did that jew steal that White kid from? has anyone called the police yet? ---- 183092960 ->>183092193 (OP) -hes like a Lamer version of Fred Ward ---- 183092984 ->>183092193 (OP) ->>183092255 ->jewish manlet ->menacing -lol ---- 183093094 ->>183092255 -Imagine holding up a sign like this and posting it online. ---- 183093137 ->>183092255 -It's funny because he looks like an English Bull Terrier. ---- 183093255 ->>183092193 (OP) -Are you blind? He's a preppy nepo baby actor. Watching him pretend to be tough and "street" is a joke. Okay, he's not that bad, he's a good actor most of the time, he can presumably hold his own in a fight, but if you have any discernment it's obvious he's just another spoiled preppy jew actor. ---- 183093336 ->>183092255 -Maul local ---- 183093942 ->>183093336 -lol ---- 183094067 ->>183092193 (OP) -He's annoying and pisses me off like tuco actor ---- 183094487 -REG MAGASKOOSUN ---- 183094519 ->>183092193 (OP) -burn real ones locally ---- 183094633 ->>183094067 ->tuco actor -SHIT -PUSHED -IN ---- 183094740 ->>183094519 -BASED REAL ONE ---- 183094746 -Nothing worse than Jews who try to act manly and overdo it. ---- 183094816 ->>183094746 -yeah real tough on an anonymous Malaysian basket weaving forum ---- 183094848 ->>183094519 -just got finished burning one in my local ---- 183094917 ->>183094816 -Jews blow bro. Fuck you ---- 183094978 ->>183094848 ---- 183095004 ->>183094917 -GOTTEM ---- 183095027 ->>183092193 (OP) -lel...isn't Tuffjew like 5'8"? ---- 183095098 -When did this guy get a reputation as “tough” he was Shane from TWD and then he was in marvel or something and vanished. Then /tv/ started making fun of him for being “tough” out of nowhere. ---- 183095199 ->>183095098 -/tv/ makes fun of everyone, bro. ---- 183095618 ->>183095098 ---- 183096340 ->>183095618 -kek I’m scared now ---- 183096464 ->>183095098 -he has a podcast, i think thats where the meme came from ---- 183096513 ->>183095098 -he's a real one. stop asking questions ---- 183097070 ->>183095098 -do you even burn local? ---- 183097134 -what the hell is burn local???!!! ---- 183097142 ->>183095027 -he's 5"11 but he's such a skinny twink that he has the proportions of a 5"10 guy ---- 183097226 ->>183097134 -it's a metaphor ---- 183097341 ->>183097226 -metaphor for what? ---- 183097430 ->>183097341 -like don't shit up your local area with immigrants ---- 183097662 -EY RIG ---- 183098020 ->>183094917 ->>183094746 -This is what a real man looks like ---- 183098371 ->>183097134 -ever hear of freezing international? connect the dots ---- 183098401 ->>183098020 -Even if I believed this was real ->haha a police state is rounding up people for thoughts! this is a good thing! -that’s you, and they’d come for you the same as any of us eventually… ---- 183098462 ->>183092193 (OP) -I've dealt with him in the comicon business. - -He's full of shit. He's basically the Steven Seagal of the 21st century, a blowhard who smells his own farts and thinks his fans (mostly Punisher guys) are a bunch of meatheads but if you buy an autograph he'll brofist you and has only one answer to any question: "I did this for the FANS!" when all he really wants to do is watch sports on his phone. ---- 183098483 ->>183097134 -it's like 1000x funnier when you don't know what it is believe me kek ---- 183098564 ->>183098401 -nah bro he'd be a card carrying member of the communist party - -you and me would be working the pots and pans factory after spending some time being re-educated ---- 183098591 ->>183092193 (OP) -He was a ballerina in Russia ---- 183098628 ->>183098462 -he probably doesn't have to do the comic con shit since he's regularly getting rolls so he's probably doing it for the fans - -you're just jelly he's some jack stud at 43 and is a rich actor and you're just some shit kicker ---- 183098647 ->>183092193 (OP) -He's a jew, and he played baseball while in Moscow studying acting. He never went near the military, retard. He's just an actor. ---- 183098711 ->>183098647 -He was studying ballet ---- 183099059 ->>183092193 (OP) ---- 183099159 -RIIIIIGG ---- 183099211 ->>183092193 (OP) -Privileged upbringing in a wealthy and connected Jewish family. - -Stop larping Joe. ---- 183099419 ->shorter than me ->menacing -there's more reason to fear women his height than him ---- 183099441 ->>183098647 ->>183099211 -Trump lost Ivan. Fuck off back to pol. ---- 183099484 ->>183099441 -Thinking Russia is some big bad guy or having stake in some UN globohomo terf wars is literally the most cringe thing I can imagine. ---- 183099503 ->>183099441 -ukraine lost ---- 183099524 ->>183092193 (OP) -He looks like a literal troll. If you cast him as a fantasy creature, like an orc or a goblin, you’d barely need any prosthesis. ---- 183099575 ->>183098020 -He stood in defiance of an authoritarian government. ---- 183099614 ->>183099524 -Give him pointy ears and contacts and he’d be a literal orc. ---- 183099719 ->>183092193 (OP) -He also gets utterly mogged by Frank Grillo or Ray Stevenson. -I don’t like him. I don’t like his meaty earlobes, his grimy appearance, his stupid ‘burn local’ tomfoolery, his Jewish cowboy from New York accent, his vague but constant air of arrogance and his obvious promotion beyond his level of competence due to connections. -I did like him as autistic Frank Castle in the Punisher TV show but that’s because he barely spoke. -I mean let’s face it, his breakthrough role was as the deputy in the Walking Dead, and the casting director just kicked their door open and yelled “get me a grimy sleazeball scumbag who’d fuck his comatose best friend’s wife IRL” and their secretary said “I have just the guy, he’s blowing snot rockets in the foyer already”. ---- 183099797 ->>183099719 -kek ---- 183099831 ->>183097341 -Don’t be antisemitic anon ---- 183099857 ->>183099441 -How do you go from posting actual biographical fact, to...oh, it's 4chan. ---- 183099860 ->>183092193 (OP) ->>183092255 -le tough guy jew -nobody has ever bought this shtick ---- 183099876 ->>183094816 -T-t-triggered hymie ---- 183099877 ->>183092193 (OP) ->I imagine he has some kind of military training, combat experience or has already been imprisoned in a maximum security prison -No he doesn't. He just lucked out with jaw genetics ---- 183099927 ->>183099876 -GOTTEM - -fuck it's so easy ---- 183100032 ->>183099876 -Oy vey! ---- 183100039 ->>183099860 -kek has this schtick ever been tried ---- 183100093 ->>183100039 ->le bear jew ---- 183100114 ->>183095098 -He has a podcast where he says stupid things and behave like a jackass. ---- 183100129 ->>183092255 -I just today learned that the noun ‘vilomah’ is being used to describe a parent whose kids have died. -So I hope ‘father’ is written in whiteboard marker cause he’s going to need to write in vilomah soon enough. ->burn local -I don’t think Jews cremate their dead do they? ---- 183100189 -RIG ---- 183100207 ->>183100093 -yeah even back when it was made i was thinkn this guy doesn't look that tough ---- 183100273 ->>183100189 -MASKEW SUMM -*rubs skin right off scalp like peeling potatoes* ---- 183100366 ->>183098483 -It's just smoking locally-grown ganja, isn't it? ---- 183100638 ->>183100366 -do you really wanna know what it means? ---- 183100709 ->>183092255 -Where did he snap that blond kid from? ---- 183100728 ->>183094746 -Harrison Ford had a pass but this is too much. ---- 183100758 ->>183100366 -it’s even gayer than that - ->>183100728 -I like Temple of Doom but other than that fuck that guy. ---- 183100868 ->>183100728 -yeah but action/adventure is way different from serious actor tough guy role ---- 183100931 -Jon explained what Burn Local means if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep it real because you're a real one because you are real not because you try to be real but you're a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up in never forgetting your past no matter what happens ---- 183101005 ->>183100931 -based real sees real ---- 183101117 ->>183099575 ->>183099575 ->>183094917 -Lose weight and show basic hyena ---- 183101135 ->>183098647 ->jew -so higher IQ and more likely to succeed ->Moscow -russia is the savior of the white race ->Military -never claimed to be ---- 183101162 ->>183099860 ->>183100093 ->>183100207 -When will we get a tough guy incel character? ---- 183101195 ->>183099876 -don't wanna mess with you I agree ---- 183101202 ->>183101135 ->higher IQ -they’d be nothing but homeless merchant gypsies without welfare from White nations ---- 183101226 ->>183092193 (OP) -That's true... That's DAMN fucking true... ---- 183101252 ->>183101162 - -what's the consensus on those slippers ---- 183101318 -Some hot babe just asked me to freeze global so I says, "sorry sweetie, you know I only burn local" as I swivelled my hat around to reveal the words BURN LOCAL emblazoned on it. Needless to say, she was so impressed that her interest in freezing globally didn't last long. ---- 183101324 ->>183092193 (OP) - -Jon, stop making these threads. ---- 183101882 ->>183101195 -so much to unpack with this one having seen jin roh the dudes in the anime are like the secret police death squad so they are the like literal exact opposite of dudes you've been posting - -also like >>183098401 ->haha a police state is rounding up people for thoughts! this is a good thing! -that's how you're thinking bro just being on here you are on a watch list they have all your posts - -saying shit like "b-but i was on your side see i chopped of my dick and got breast implants don't rape me" won't work they see (You) as useful idiots that is all ---- 183101894 ->>183100931 ->pours sizzurp on the stoop for his fallen homies -That’s gayer than the wheelbarrow full of dicks that pozzed Freddy Mercury. Get a load of this utter fucking pretender acting like kind of hard case east coast gangster. Look at his fucking greasy jew-privilege life and laugh at what a colossal faggot you’d have to be to claim to be ‘street’ when you’ve been farting through silk your whole life. What a tool, what a fool, what an absolute fucking sham of a man. Imagine being related to billionaires and playing the tough guy card. Go buy a $29 sandwich from your kosher bodega you complete fucking fraud. ---- 183101979 ->>183092193 (OP) - -In real life he probably sounds like Mort Goldman. Everything from Hollywood is fake. Look at how Hollywood made that faggot Travolta into a gangster tough guy. ---- 183102148 ->>183101979 -lol travolta is just a good actor bro he likes planes and flying them he doesn't burn local ---- 183102199 ->>183092193 (OP) -Damn shame what happened with Punisher. He was fucking amazing as the title character but they fell into the "never ending origin story" trap and couldn't let it become a weekly serialized "Frank hunts down and murders a mobster/drug dealer/pedophile/ect in amazingly brutal ways" - ->>183092279 -Because the fake shit is trying to be him. ---- 183102260 ->>183097134 -the opposite from chilling global ---- 183102730 ->>183093255 -Tough is mostly bullshit anyway. As someone who really did grow up "in them streets", fighting isn't a thing anymore. A twelve year old will put eight in your face just to say he did it. Tough nowadays, to those that actually give a shit, is more about a willingness to kill and being blase about the fact you're never going to see 25. - -And I think that's the part most "guns are for pussies!" morons miss. Gun totting psychos fully expect to die at the hands of another gun totting psycho at any given moment, it's a big part of the deal. ---- 183102822 ->>183100931 -No matter what bullshit he made up to make it sound deep and badass I'm fairly certain "Burn Local" means "Buy weed from locals, not cartels/dispenseries" ---- 183103000 ->>183093094 -is that chet hanks pre queen hypnosis? ---- 183103176 ->>183099719 -Based Grillo/Stevenson appreciator. The Punisher was done equally well by both Stevenson and Jane as well, because Punisher is hard to get wrong. ---- 183103214 ->>183102730 - I’ve heard back then in the 90s there was some kind of unwritten code to not do complete psycho shit but now it’s completely gone. Is this true? ---- 183103320 ->>183102199 -yeah i agree a lot of vets(i'm not a vet btw) didn't like how they portrayed the guy in the bunker his dads backyard which made him unfit to work for a pmc ---- 183103402 -I have no idea what "burn local" or "real one" mean. Real one what? ---- 183103440 ->>183092193 (OP) -He looks like he's about to tell me somethin'. ---- 183103490 ->>183102199 ->He was fucking amazing as the title character -Was he though? ---- 183103561 ->>183092193 (OP) -He’s just a more capable actor than those three with more range. Still a fake tough guy actor. Van Damme would fuck him up in a real fight diff --git a/tv/183092198.txt b/tv/183092198.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1a6086b9d0a7aefef9506138087a5e7eff0fb090..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092198.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,44 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092198 -what will his next magnum opus gonna look like? ---- 183092489 -More pointless American car chases I presume. ---- 183092535 ->>183092198 (OP) -They should bring back the explosive gum ---- 183092546 -Graphic sex scene with Hayley Atwell ---- 183092554 ->>183092198 (OP) -jew producer wants to cut it down so sadly we'll never see Cruise's true vision. ---- 183092732 ->>183092554 -elaborate ---- 183092888 ->>183092732 ---- 183093006 ->>183092888 -Don't they already have it cut into parts 1 and 2 ? I must know what the retarded convoluted monologuing villain is gonna say next ---- 183093086 ->>183093006 -They're still filming 8, 7 and 8 were shot back to back but are separate movies. the first cut of 7 is three hours long. 8 isnt far enough into production to have a cut yet. ---- 183093093 ->>183092888 -so they split it in two? or did they remove massive chunks from both parts? ---- 183093167 ->>183093093 -I dont understand your question. - -7 is done filiming, the first cut is 3 hours long and they are editing it down - a normal part of post production - -8 isnt done filming, is a separate movie, there may be an overarching story or some connections but these are two different films. ---- 183093545 ->>183093167 -weird. why would they call it part one and two then? ->7 is done filiming, the first cut is 3 hours long and they are editing it down -let me be real with you: that's good! i hate 3 hour long movies. cut that bitch down, i have other shit to do ---- 183093564 -You can't catch me gay thoughts! ---- 183093844 ->>183093545 -I think the initial idea was to make one movie, but they had so many set pieces they wanted to do they had to split it into two movies. And because of the way Cruise and McQuarrie do their post stuff some scenes from part 1 were actually moved to the second movie. So it's more or less a really long 5 hour movie split in two. diff --git a/tv/183092242.txt b/tv/183092242.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2b5513d9e8b5aed94561c0138ac7a99c6a0d1329..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092242.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,55 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092242 -What is going wrong? ---- 183092681 ->>183092242 (OP) -The trailers are boring and don't even tell you what the movie is about. ---- 183092704 ->>183092242 (OP) -nothing. looks good and it's gonna print money as usual ---- 183092726 ->>183092242 (OP) -Capeshit fatigue ---- 183092772 -It's humor got old too fast. ---- 183092787 ->>183092681 -All the ads I've seen are just about the racoon being sad ---- 183092813 ->>183092242 (OP) ->What is going wrong? -Nebula going tranny ---- 183092841 ->>183092681 -That and it looks like another lackluster villain. ---- 183092844 ->>183092242 (OP) -They turned the thing that made it unique (quip humour) across the entire universe and made it homogenous and boring ---- 183092865 ->>183092242 (OP) -Raccoon gay sex uncensored ---- 183092925 ->MARVELSTUDIOS -I wonder. ---- 183093018 ->>183092242 (OP) -gunn leaving on low. He only cares how ti make clark kent a cuck. ---- 183093033 ->>183092242 (OP) -Marvel hasn't recovered from the double punch of Doctor Strange and Thor disappointing audiences, and every movie since has just dug them deeper into the hole. ---- 183093174 ->>183092242 (OP) ->looks extremely cheap ->they character assassinated Star Lord in Infinity War because Chris Pratt was conservative and never addressed it ->Nobody wants Black Man High Evolutionary ->Not the original Gamora we fell for ->Nebula looks fat ->Ugly Adam Warlock ->Killing Debicki and doing nothing with her ->most importantly Kevin Feige is gay and hates white people ---- 183093315 ->>183092242 (OP) -In what way? Because this is a guaranteed critical darling. Marvel is in a bit of a slump after one-two-three punch of Strange 2, Thor 4 and Ant-Man 3, but as soon as the still massive marvel fanbase sees that 95% certified fresh they will go bananas and the movie will go into the stratosphere. ---- 183094431 ->>183093033 -Tackle Wettitty ruined Thor diff --git a/tv/183092261.txt b/tv/183092261.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 87ff430fa1e818d96d590fc75a5695acd12e678f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092261.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092261 -What are examples in which the foreign adaptation is better than the original? I know of American Ninja Warrior, The Office, and Power Rangers. ---- 183092540 ->>183092261 (OP) ->American Ninja Warrior -no, absolutely not - ->spends 5 minutes going over each person's sad backstory before they invariable fuckup on the first obstacle ->they put the runs of people without sad backstories into a one minute summary bit ->a woman does anything of note, they spend several minutes licking her clit each and every time afterward ->vast majority of episodes are just dull preliminaries instead of just showing the main event as a special - -the japanese version has fallen into the pit of "watch these e-celebs and band members try the course!" cancer that the American version has somehow evaded (probably because its too tryhard to let in celeb runs, which works its favor amazingly), but at least you can watch fucking runs instead of watching "people's sad stories" with something or other happening inbetween each story - -don't care if this is the only reply this shit thread gets, I just needed to vent that out ---- 183092615 ->>183092261 (OP) -usa office on like a level of 10^7 magnitude ---- 183092658 -Any English dub of anime - -I forgot which one, but I remember an example where the Japanese creator thanked the Americans for making it more interesting. ---- 183093364 ->>183092658 -Yeah, that was Bleach. ---- 183093923 ->>183092658 -90s and early 2K had some nice western talent, but then they stopped caring soon after and 90% of dubs are atrocious now. diff --git a/tv/183092297.txt b/tv/183092297.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2138b52271fc8374920f2d8b32a717658a6dfef0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092297.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,287 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092297 -wizardsirs... ---- 183092390 ->>183092297 (OP) -Aw you should have shown Ralph Fiennes as Gandhi ---- 183092398 ->>183092297 (OP) -did he make the toilets disappear? ---- 183092426 ->>183092297 (OP) ->UK -yeah, seems right ---- 183092592 -Where do they shit? ---- 183092640 ->>183092297 (OP) -ACCIO TOILET ---- 183092678 ->>183092297 (OP) -HBO harry potter reboot? ---- 183092680 ->>183092592 -There's a corridor reserved for toileting and it's cleaned as if by magic by the untouchable wizards who also do all the chores ---- 183092692 ->>183092398 ->>183092640 ---- 183092719 -ACCIO GRANDPA ---- 183092734 -https://youtu.be/PWe4xi5jsQM [Embed] ---- 183092739 -more like harry pooter ---- 183092756 -Thread Theme, my bastards. -https://youtu.be/pIrOAyXIjak [Embed] ---- 183092793 ->>183092297 (OP) -But what about the 2 indian sisters? What do they become? ---- 183092855 -Good morning Sirs. Please do the needful and do not redeem grandpa Pajeet ---- 183092856 ->>183092297 (OP) ->The Phone rings again at the Dursleys -> It's +99 number ->Good day sir/madam you have been selected be joining the magic schools of Vitchcraft and Vizardy. Please inform me of your bank account details so ve can be transferring for you the school fund from Gringotts.. ---- 183092858 ->>183092297 (OP) -HARINDER, DID YOU PUT YOUR POO IN THE LOO OF FIRE?! ---- 183092948 ->>183092858 -Will JK have the balls to demand an on-screen gay sex scene like Brokeback Mountain? ---- 183092983 ->>183092297 (OP) ->What's that Hermione? ->It's an owl from...professor Snape? ->Blimey what have done now? ->Nothing Ron ->Better Read it ->[Opens parchment] Hai your beatufil pls asd me as frend ms Hermone Grager. Would like you to pls send naked wizard photos of your bobs, will lick ur beautfil naked body up and dow. Send photo of Bobs VAgana. Do you want to be friend? hello. Bitch Lasagne ---- 183093183 ->>183092297 (OP) ->Hari I dindu nuffin! ---- 183093497 ->>183092793 -Paki muslims? ---- 183093547 ->>183092793 -Even darker skinned Indians, or those super black Africans ---- 183093614 ->>183092297 (OP) ->You're a Redeemer, Hari ---- 183093629 ->>183092297 (OP) -The Sorcerer's Sir -The Chamberpot of Secrets -The Prisoner of Pakistan -The Goblet of Ganges -The Order of the Bovine -The Half-Bloody Basterd -The Deathly Anglos - -Fantastic Breasts and Where to Redeem Them -The Needful Child ---- 183093700 ->>183093629 ->The Prisoner of Pakistan -Kek! ---- 183093761 ->>183092592 -They learn Tergeo and Scourgify first ---- 183093823 ->>183093547 ->super black Africans -https://youtu.be/0XzCXeiFZXE [Embed] ---- 183093932 ->>183093629 -pure unadulterated kino ---- 183094006 ->>183093700 ->>183093932 -I'm going to keep posting it until India becomes a Superpower. ---- 183094008 ->>183092734 ->poopri -this has to be a parody ---- 183094062 ->>183093629 -lmao ---- 183094088 ->>183093629 ->The Chamberpot of Secrets ->The Prisoner of Pakistan ->The Half-Bloody Basterd -My sides ---- 183094095 ->>183094006 -then I hope we achieve the technological singularity in your lifetime, sirs. ---- 183094171 ->>183092297 (OP) -dumbledore is osho? ---- 183094872 -fuck all of you ---- 183094955 ->>183094872 -bloody basterd benchod fuc you i kill rape you ---- 183095370 ->that scene where they fight the mountain troll in the street ---- 183095590 ->>183092858 ->HARINDER DID YOU REDEEM IN TO THE GOBLET OF FIRE? YOU KNOW DO NOT REDEEM! YOU MUST NOT REDEEM! -He said calmly while while highlighting his mouse location. ---- 183095756 -this is how wizards look in an ideal world ---- 183096868 ->>183092719 ->Bustin' makes me feel good ---- 183097146 ->>183093629 ->Fantastic Breasts and Where to Redeem Them ->The Needful Child ---- 183098515 ->>183092297 (OP) ->HARINDER! ->DID YOU POO IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!? ---- 183099794 ->>183093629 ->The Half-Bloody Basterd -Lost ---- 183099806 ->>183093629 -lmao ---- 183100010 ->India, Pakistan, and Sri Lanka all have magical schools, but there's one school for all of Europe - ->British character named John Smith - ->Jamilla Khan Rumi hates dalits instead of troons ---- 183100050 -not funny ---- 183100122 ->>183100050 -fuck you bloody basterd bitch fuck you bloody ---- 183100123 ->>183092297 (OP) -I would totally watch it but there has to be at least 5 songs and a lot of dancing ---- 183100175 ->>183092297 (OP) -Hermina >Hermione tbqhwys ---- 183100187 ->>183092297 (OP) -Hermione a cute ---- 183100245 ->>183093629 -I kneel, sir... ---- 183100269 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwxhTH4qKSw [Embed] - ->DUMBLEDORE ARE YOU FUCKING BITCH? ---- 183100312 ->>183093629 -Kek ---- 183100414 -Of course AI is being used for shitposting on 4chan. The release of ChatGPT marks a new era in 4chan history. ---- 183100695 ->>183092793 -Beaten by their cousin-brothers for daring to date an infidel. ---- 183100739 ->>183095756 -But this is not an ideal world is it Anon? ---- 183100785 ->>183093629 ---- 183100930 ->>183092297 (OP) -Got to be honest guys, I would gladly accept it rather than roll the dice with whatever HBO comes up with. Remove the pajeet outfits and it’d be fine ---- 183100935 ->>183093629 ---- 183101056 ->>183093629 ---- 183101068 ->>183092297 (OP) ->African magic school -everyone is black ->Asian magic school -everyone is asian ->European magic school -40% black -30% gay -10% brown -9% trans -1% asian -10% white ---- 183101101 ->>183093629 -Lol ---- 183101105 ->>183101068 ->African cities: -everyone is black ->asian cities: -everyone is asian -American/Western European cities: - -40% black -30% gay -10% brown -9% trans -1% asian -10% white ---- 183101115 ->>183092858 -Holy kek ---- 183101127 ->>183101105 -also forgot picrel: ---- 183101158 ->>183092398 ---- 183101176 ->>183101105 -If only we have less blacks than USA and they only have 12% or so. - ->>183101127 -Cherry picking ---- 183101209 ->>183092297 (OP) -this thread~ topkek ---- 183101283 ->>183093629 ->The Prisoner of Pakistan ---- 183101323 ->>183093629 -Very funny. Did you just come up with it or ---- 183101348 ->>183093629 -ace ---- 183101405 ->>183093629 ---- 183101935 ->>183093629 -heh ---- 183102276 -Good thread ---- 183102290 ->>183093629 -i ahven't laughed like that in weeks thanks anon ---- 183102374 ->>183092297 (OP) -I KNEEL. -MAKE IT HAPPEN ---- 183102652 ->>183092297 (OP) ---- 183102713 ->>183093629 ->The Half-Bloody Basterd ->The Deathly Anglos ---- 183102755 ->>183100245 -Does indians really think this shit is cool? ---- 183103115 ->>183092793 -BIG BOOTY LATINAS ---- 183103877 ->>183102755 -He is also mostly popular among kids ---- 183103884 ->>183093629 -Kek, you bloody basterd diff --git a/tv/183092299.txt b/tv/183092299.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ab30d7dd25ee37c7741f5482611a8d74c370533b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092299.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092299 -The 2002 Resident Evil film redefined zombie cinema. 28 Days Later (2002) attempted to distance the zombie genre from zombies as a concept. But Resident Evil embraced the living dead, reimagining growling, moaning Romero zombies as animalistic, snarling beasts. Also, most of the characters in the film are killed by the Umbrella Corporation's Red Queen AI, not by the zombies, actually showing instead of telling the idea that zombies aren't the real monsters. ---- 183092669 ->>183092299 (OP) -Dogs in resident evil are fucking terrifying. Whoever did the mo-cap and programming for them in RE2 and 3 remakes created true evil. ---- 183093299 -As VFX got better, zombie dogs got worse. The original zombie dogs in the first film were dobermans with makeup. By Afterlife they were dogs sometimes, CG replacements other times, and the CG replacements didn't look great. By The Final Chapter they were full CG, and they're full CG in the Netflix show, and a CG dog just doesn't fit in the environment, have the same sense of presence as a real dog does. ---- 183093341 ->>183092299 (OP) -WS Anderson doesn't get credit in general. He's shlocky but he's undeniably an auteur diff --git a/tv/183092323.txt b/tv/183092323.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c1ec1c8206c6477544c95a127a3f4a0120f5bf56..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092323.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,62 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092323 -Was it kino? ---- 183092362 ->>183092323 (OP) ->a show about fags and spics ->Al Bundy a neutered, hollow shell of his former self -No ---- 183092413 ->>183092323 (OP) -Phil Dunfy yo ---- 183092424 -Tiddys ---- 183092466 -It was good. Particularly Sofia Vergara's titties. ---- 183092492 ->>183092323 (OP) -Who's the kid? ---- 183092545 ->Catch a repeat my parents are watching ->The gay couple loses a doll ->The baby they adopted asks where it is ->They lie and say he's with his girlfriend ->The little girl corrects them and says he has a boyfriend -Does she ever turn out gay in later seasons? ---- 183092584 -This show needs a supercut of nothing but Sophia Vergara and Ariel Winter's tits. That'd be the greatest TV show of all time. ---- 183092600 -Phil is /ourguy/ -https://youtu.be/XLFbKmdGogo [Embed] - ->>183092545 -She likes boys ---- 183092629 ->>183092466 -About time there was some fucking service for the fans ---- 183092644 ->>183092323 (OP) -Look at how Winters is tit mogging Vergara here. Why did she do it lads? ---- 183092664 -For me, it was the latina tits ---- 183092713 ->>183092323 (OP) ->LE QUIRKY GAY COUPLE -Literally nothing but social programming. ---- 183092828 ->>183092644 ->haha she's an ugly nerd ->lol her sister is the hot one ->Suddenly, milktrucks -Honestly devastating, how will latinacels cope? ---- 183093395 ->>183092323 (OP) -I dunno but they had some hot fucking bitches on that show ---- 183093450 ->>183092584 ---- 183093599 ->>183093450 -JOOGA ---- 183093698 ->>183092584 -Still wouldn't even be the hottest show Ed O'Neill was on diff --git a/tv/183092332.txt b/tv/183092332.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2e646e58c1c2b59d9c685b09d08354c012aa74e7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092332.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092332 ->watch positive happy shows = be in a happy mood -Simple as ---- 183092379 -thought that was mike stoklasa from the thumbnail ---- 183092456 ->>183092332 (OP) ->watch "downer" movies ->feel superior that I'm not fat/depressed/gay/etc ->feel fantastic -Simple as ---- 183092663 ->>183092456 -I still havent gotten around to seeing it, or tar, is it actually worth my time or can i continue to pretend to feel superior because i care about brendan's renaissance ---- 183092743 ->>183092663 -I dunno, I refuse to watch movies where the mc is a fat faggot. ---- 183093265 ->>183092663 -I liked both -They weren't groundbreaking, but better than 90% of the slop released last year. They didn't have me thinking about them a week later like Banshees did -All depends on what kind of movie you like diff --git a/tv/183092484.txt b/tv/183092484.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 92793e0de00a07ee1764342eea9bbd2eb669699e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092484.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,39 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092484 -Did South Park predict the homeless crisis? ---- 183092513 ->>183092484 (OP) -Homelessness has been a crisis for over a decade. ---- 183092620 ->>183092513 -I was told that corporation were giving out jobs out like candy and there was a labor shortage ---- 183092654 -California -Is nice to the homeless ---- 183092677 ->>183092484 (OP) -South Park is right about everything, including the sentient beavers ---- 183092694 ->>183092484 (OP) -I live in Texas so what homeless crisis are you talking about ---- 183092709 ->>183092484 (OP) ->predict the homeless crisis -No. It was a response to the homeless crisis, which was already out of control 15 years ago, and has only gotten worse. ---- 183092717 -Deep Space Nine got San Francisco right. ---- 183093052 ->>183092694 -the one you're dumping on blue states ---- 183093166 ->>183092620 -some people would rather do drugs and hang out than work ---- 183093495 ->>183093052 -I haven't even seen a homeless person in six months, maybe you blue faggots should quit raping the money out of your constituents with your pork barreling and shady politics ---- 183093594 ->>183092717 -Outside of progressive technological advancement toward deep space design, Most of Roddenberry's visions of pre-warp civilization is right on target. ---- 183093648 ->>183093495 -yes, tax dollars are better when they never are returned back to you or your community in any meaningful way, diff --git a/tv/183092624.txt b/tv/183092624.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8abc853908698ddfaddd43bdce724c23d34a1d1d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092624.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092624 -How come Heavenly Sword failed where the Super Mario Bros movie succeeded ? ---- 183093316 ->>183092624 (OP) -Its because what the fuck is a heavenly sword ---- 183093488 ->>183093316 -ill have what she's having diff --git a/tv/183092648.txt b/tv/183092648.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d0b97b451980d08c6fafd20c96d98b8ca4888197..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092648.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,204 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092648 -Why did I wait so long? This was brilliant ---- 183092676 ->>183092648 (OP) -im gonna walk. hard. ---- 183092715 ->>183092648 (OP) -Up there with Spinal Tap ---- 183092755 ->>183092648 (OP) -You don’t want none of this shit dewey ---- 183092758 -WRONG KID DIED! ---- 183092857 ->we think of hard day’s night as our guilty as charged! ---- 183092972 ->>183092758 - ->This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half. I was not able to reattach the top half of his body......to the bottom half of his body. - -Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists. - ->I'm sorry, folks. He's gone. - -Oh, no! -Oh, my God. -Dear God. Oh, Dewey. -It's all your fault, Dewey Cox. - -Oh, Pa, you don't mean that. - -It's not his fault. - -He cut him in half with a machete. - -No. - -You. You're not half the boy that Nate was. - -You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was... -...after you cut him in half. - - -So you're saying I'm less than -a quarter of the boy Nate was? - - -The wrong kid died. ---- 183092995 -YOU GOIN' SMELL BLIND, SON! ---- 183093039 -One of the last great comedies ---- 183093053 -for some reason, the part where he tells his family about being paid with a giraffe for performing at the zoo is the funniest ---- 183093108 ->>183092755 ->You can't OD on it ---- 183093946 ->>183092648 (OP) -Could believe he never once paid for drugs? ---- 183093978 ->>183092648 (OP) -You dont want none of this movie OP. ---- 183093986 ->>183092648 (OP) -FUCK ANCIENT EGYPT ---- 183094044 ->>183093978 -IT'S THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE ---- 183094164 ->>183092648 (OP) -I hope you watched the extended director's cut -If not you need to watch it again ---- 183094183 ->>183092755 -he never paid for drugs... not once ---- 183094241 ->>183092648 (OP) -DEWEY YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A WHOLE SONG ABOUT HOW THE JEWS RUN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY DEWEY! ---- 183094387 ->>183093946 -And he never paid for drugs ---- 183094599 -For me, it's Black Sheep -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMJvhR6McfI [Embed] ---- 183094748 ->>183093986 -FUCK SIAMESE CATS ---- 183094841 -welcome to the show anon ---- 183094957 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u5x9pdInTU [Embed] ---- 183095354 ->>183092648 (OP) -The montages to Wanted Man when his life is falling apart is kino ---- 183095449 ->>183094957 -still chuckle thinking about the watchmen scene cut to royal jelly ---- 183095597 -FOR THE LAST TIME I CAN'T BUILD YOU A CANDY HOUSE! IT WILL FALL DOWN, THE SUN WILL MELT THE CANDY ---- 183095723 ->>183095597 -NOT IF IT NEVER RAINS DEWY ---- 183096098 ->It's a bracelet. ---- 183096107 ->>183092648 (OP) -It's not habit-forming! -You can't OD on it! -It makes sex even better! -It's the cheapest drug there is. ---- 183096246 -THE COPS ARE SAYIN I BELONG BEHIND BARS - -AND IM GUILTY, GUILTY AS CHARGED ---- 183096709 -this looks gay ---- 183096850 ->>183092648 (OP) - This movie is so much better if you watch Walk the Line beforehand. ---- 183096854 -I am no longer mainlining acid and I have stopped smoking PCP. ---- 183096912 -FUCK ANCIENT EGYPT ---- 183096921 ->>183092648 (OP) -If there was any justice in the world, the soundtrack would have won a Grammy. Not just because the songs are good, but because they perfectly capture the music of the various era's it covers. - -Dewey being not anything like Bob Dylan: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVP31ofaU4w [Embed] ---- 183098315 ->>183092648 (OP) -I say "Hot DAMN this is a dark period" about once every two movies we watch. ---- 183098322 ->>183094599 -not enough didgeridoos ---- 183098387 ->>183092648 (OP) -I never watched it but I like all of the musicians it parodies. Worth it? ---- 183098844 -Well then I'm guilty as charged! -...Guilty as chAaArged... ---- 183098971 -the mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared ---- 183099006 ->>183096850 -It perfectly captures musician biopics. I was shocked by how retard all the title drops in Bohemian Rhapsody was when this movie made fun of that shit years ago ---- 183099062 ->>183098387 -Watch it right now ---- 183099081 -I just wanna beat off -all my demons ---- 183099399 ->>183099081 -Gib Blades of Glory Jenna ---- 183099499 ->>183092648 (OP) -you don't want none of this /tv/ ---- 183100541 ->>183092648 (OP) ->the mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the Colosseum ->rim job fairy tea pots mask the temper tantrum ->oh say can you see em ->stuffed cabbage is the darling of the laundromat ->the mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbit is ensnared ->the skinny skinny ---- 183101122 ->>183092972 ->Dewey, I've been cut in half pretty bad ---- 183101270 ->>183096107 -But it is habit forming and you can OD on it. Love the movie but it passes me off how much Hollywood tried to normalize marijuana as this totally harmless drug. All drugs are bad. Period. ---- 183101634 ->>183092995 ->tfw that really happened to the inxs guy, and its why he killed himself ---- 183101674 ->>183101270 -tell me more about marijuana ODs ---- 183102642 -50,000 DIGERIDOOS - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2RJvCFSeK0&ab_channel=JohnC.Reilly-Topic [Embed] ---- 183102788 ->>183094183 -those are nice titties; thanks ---- 183103221 -The most surprising thing about this film was imo Pam Beesly's. I haven't seen much of The Office and know her mostly as the crazy lady who has been insanely in love with her former co-star, but goddamn was she good in this film. -Excellent singer, beautiful, has a funny yet presence and just a top notch performance throughout. -Seeing her made me both impressed and saddened that her career didn't take off more (maybe due to... well, the crazyness?) - ->>183101674 -Not him, but a quick googlymoogly shows ->Signs and Symptoms of Marijuana Overdose - ->Extreme anxiety or panic attacks. -Psychotic reactions, in which someone loses touch with reality or becomes paranoid, sometimes in the form of hallucinations, delusions, or a loss of personal identity. -Decreased judgment, perception, and coordination that can lead to injuries or even death. -A fast heart rate, chest pain, or heart attack. -Uncontrollable shaking or seizures. -Pale skin color. -Unresponsiveness. -Sudden high blood pressure with headache. diff --git a/tv/183092690.txt b/tv/183092690.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0db344d51f19b873ce7bb4ad39c81874977ce593..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092690.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,80 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092690 -While writing the second season of Andor, self-described "old white man" Tony Gilroy was persuaded that a nordic white male chad who is the most badass, cunning, and dedicated rebellion leader is unacceptable. They'll make it so when he mentioned giving up "love" in his S1 monologue, it'll be his gay lover, who in season 2 will re-enter his life and create a newfound distraction for him. Before the end of the season they'll share a passionate kiss, and maybe even a subtly-implied gay sex scene. ---- 183092737 ->>183092690 (OP) ->subtly-implied -The zeitgeist is past that now, Last of Us proved that. It'll be an unsimulated, full on lemonpartyesque rumpy pumpy session. ---- 183092754 ->>183092690 (OP) ->no one watched the first season ->still doing a second season -why though? ---- 183092831 ->>183092754 -I bet less people watched it but bigger % of people finished it compared to other shows. ---- 183092834 ->>183092690 (OP) -But he has a daughter ---- 183092901 ->>183092754 -Disney has no other ideas ---- 183092915 ->>183092690 (OP) ->In some other interviews you’ve given about this season, you’ve described yourself many times as an “old white guy.” ->[Laughs.] Oh my God. ->But I will say that for an old white guy, you’ve put together a version of Star Wars that is very racially, ethnically, and culturally diverse, with actors from an array of backgrounds. I’m wondering how important that was to you during casting — if it was important. ->It’s not even important, it’s essential. It’s what we do now. That is the state of the art. That will not change, and thank God it’s here. In fantasy, and in a story that has a lot of political connotations, it presents some interesting avenues. We’ve got interesting conversations about things going forward that I’ll be happy to talk about next year. It’s like having a queer couple. It’s just a relationship.You want to be unconsidered about it. You want to make it all as natural as you possibly can. -https://www.vulture.com/article/andor-tony-gilroy-finale-interview.html ---- 183092969 ->>183092690 (OP) -it doesn’t matter because there are only a dozen of viewers. ---- 183092991 ->>183092690 (OP) ->>183092834 ->But he has a daughter -So? ---- 183093007 ->>183092690 (OP) -You're really surprised by this? What kind of 60-something man has a blonde dye job? ---- 183093029 ->>183092690 (OP) -Bruh ---- 183093062 ->>183092737 -The zeitgeist is willing and eager to do graphic disgusting faggot buttfuckery in normal TV shows, but Star Wars is pretty aggressively sex scene-free and Yidsney is pretty averse to that stuff. But I could see them making an exception for such a "very important cause". ---- 183093068 ->>183092915 ->WHY ISN'T HE BEING MY PERSONAL HERO BY TORPEDOING HIS CAREER WTFFFF WHY ISN'T HE SELF DESTRUCTIVE JUST LIKE MEEEEEEE???? ---- 183093173 ->>183092690 (OP) ->>183092915 -We'll see about season 2, but Trandor season 1 could have been much worse. ->"I have my politics, my worldview, which is probably leaks out into my work in different ways. But I don’t start with an agenda for a show like this. My agenda is the characters." ->“It’s not a sneaky answer, either,” he rebuffed. “I’m not trying to make a commentary on contemporary politics. It’s funny watching — because I have seen some of the stuff — people try to twist themselves to get on either side of the conversation.” ->“To me, that’s why this turned out to be such a great place for me to be right now, because I can talk about anything and not get in trouble,” he concluded. -https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/11/18/andor-showrunner-tony-gilroy-admits-his-whole-goal-is-to-try-to-turn-everything-upside-down/ ---- 183093312 ->>183093173 -Andor was alright. Which makes it easily the best/least bad Star Wars content since 2005. - -Acolyte, on the other hand, is going to be unwatchable: ->My character, you know, she's, she's a powerful leader. She's a powerful leader [audience cheering] Yas, yas! Uh, in a very woman-centered world [audience cheering] which I was very exciting to be [more cheering] because, like, Star Wars is very, like, patriarchal, so king of cool to have this, like, sort of woman-centered figure. ->[Audience of Star Wars fans erupts in applause] -(starts at 1:20) https://youtu.be/12_c6PwvT24?t=80 [Embed] ---- 183093318 ->>183092690 (OP) ->>183092915 ->>183093173 -HELL YEAH! ---- 183093382 ->>183093312 ->Acolyte, on the other hand, is going to be unwatchable -As will the Lando show by the "Dear White People" creator, if that ever gets made. A whole show about Lando and his loveless perverted sex-based relationship with the insufferable bitching feminist droid. ---- 183093843 ->>183093382 ->gib monies ->said the poor millionaire ---- 183093987 ->>183092915 -Except there were lesbians in season 1, and it was played pretty lightly, it was alright diff --git a/tv/183092718.txt b/tv/183092718.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5185252152ce71d04cf4d14f7d2d28b4cd07e5ff..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092718.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092718 -Why are directors so cruel to the cast and crew? ---- 183093849 ->>183092718 (OP) -Find a proper shot of that shit. ---- 183094248 ->>183093849 -Just zoom in faggot diff --git a/tv/183092830.txt b/tv/183092830.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fd82f2fac9ff6920b2e57655f83e8f76b6c34d19..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092830.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092830 -Were the wizards retarded? ->saruman knows how to make gunpowder but no cannons, or some firelances ->gandalf doesnt recocgnize the ring of power and has to go read about obvious history also lost the the witch king -Radagash is based tho since he atleast doesnt pretend to be anything else than he is ---- 183093556 ->>183092830 (OP) ->saruman knows how to make gunpowder but no cannons, or some firelances -Saruman is a wizard not an engineer. -If you went back in time right now you wouldnt be able to make a workable cannon either even if you had gunpowder available. ->gandalf doesnt recocgnize the ring of power and has to go read about obvious history also lost the the witch king -He fears it could be the one true ring which is why he investigates it. There are several rings of power and he thinks it may be a different ring of power. ---- 183093620 ->>183092830 (OP) -Who says it's gunpowder? ->also lost the the witch king -wat? ---- 183093687 ->>183092830 (OP) -How does being a wizard make you technologically adept? Gandalf never made the connection that Bilbo's magic trick ring he found in a cave in bumfuck nowhere was related to Sauron because it's so laughably incomprehensible ---- 183093833 ->Why didn't they just put the ring inside a cannon and shot towards doom hill? ---- 183093901 ->>183092830 (OP) -He should've hired some human scientists to give him an edge over Sauron. ---- 183093909 ->>183093556 ->Saruman is a wizard not an engineer. -Isengard looking like this it wouldnt be too far to think he has immense knowlegde of those things diff --git a/tv/183092832.txt b/tv/183092832.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3481492ffa00e3dc8ae4cb67bf724213160e74ee..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092832.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092832 -Be honest/tv/. Would you? ---- 183093152 ->>183092832 (OP) -no I very much would prefer centinella ---- 183093401 ->>183093152 -Based taste, literally best girl diff --git a/tv/183092907.txt b/tv/183092907.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e4c82db78173dc043af071a47c176458573aee88..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092907.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,49 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092907 -WHAT IS THE MAN-ANIMAL'S FAVORITE TYPE OF FILM? ---- 183092961 -what are you talking about? manimal can't appreciate kino. ---- 183092962 ->>183092907 (OP) -Gay porn flicks ---- 183092998 ->>183092907 (OP) -A loop of Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties! -With ENDLESS options for renewal! ---- 183093005 -Is that a Dutch angle? Fuck I love Dutch angles so much. Could someone please recommend me a movie full of Dutch angles? Thanks. ---- 183093058 ->>183092907 (OP) -DO YOU WANT POPCORN? ---- 183093072 ->>183092907 (OP) ->Do you want Naked Lunch?! ---- 183093079 ->>183092907 (OP) -I can't spell my name ---- 183093104 ->>183093005 -Battlefield Earth ---- 183093126 ->>183093104 -This looks spectacular. Thank you so much. ---- 183093179 ->>183092907 (OP) -What was the Nostalgia Critic meme for this movie again? I forgot. ---- 183093434 ->>183093179 -I don't think there was one, other than Spoony playing John Travolta's character Turle I think he was called ---- 183093619 ->>183092907 (OP) ---- 183093717 -Travolta's costume was kino ---- 183093770 ->>183092907 (OP) -you watch it on YouTube -with endless options for reviewing -with endless options for reviewing -with endless options for reviewing ---- 183094343 ->>183093434 -Could've sworn Travolta's character had a moment similar to ->I was frozen today! diff --git a/tv/183092982.txt b/tv/183092982.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8fdaeaa80ba5a9538d0eb28658904a25918072d4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183092982.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,55 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183092982 -Has no one in middle earth heard of a haircut? -Is there a single character in the series with short hair? ---- 183093014 ->>183092982 (OP) -I wonder how often they had baths? They probably had one last in Lothlorien so that's only a few weeks without washing, Before that in Rivendell ---- 183093035 ->>183092982 (OP) -short hair is associated with modern times, except if we're talkin like ancient rome or somethin ---- 183093071 ->>183093035 -Why did technological progression in middle earth stagnate for thousands of years? ---- 183093095 ->>183093014 -Who bathed less often, Aragorn or Viggo Mortensen? ---- 183093240 ->>183093071 -Tolkien hated technology. ---- 183093241 ->>183093095 -Probably Aragorn. I reckon he had maybe one in Bree but god knows what he was doing before he met the hobbits. When he was tracking Smeagol he was in the field for 50 days. May have a had a bath at Rivendell but he was doing a lot of Ranger work there, maybe one at Lorien and he probably had one before his coronation. Granted there's only one record instance of bathing in LOTR so this is just conjecture ---- 183093269 ->>183093071 -they got magic, why tf do you need automation if you have magic ---- 183093272 ->>183093014 -Sam used to bathe frodo it's written in the books ---- 183093282 ->>183093035 -No monks had short hair and it was in style for the Norman military elite for a while in England. ---- 183093310 ->>183093282 -who cares about filthy anglos and incel monks ---- 183093314 ->>183093014 -in some medieval cultures long hair was a sign of power -in the early french kingdoms some woman even had her nephews who were taken hostage killed "better dead than shaved", crazy stuff ---- 183093445 ->>183093310 -Knights Templar had shaven heads too I think. Bald heads were associated with asceticism just like among Buddhists. ---- 183093512 ->>183093314 -There's a whole chapter in Extraordinary Popular Delusions and The Madness of Crowds about how short hair and long hair have gone back and forth in style. Supposedly at one point the Prince of Bavaria banned mustachios. I say supposedly because whilst it is highly entertaining it's a slightly dubious book factually. ---- 183093581 ->>183093310 -Monks choose their celibacy you buttfucking philistine. ---- 183093626 ->>183093581 -thats monk cope, they were incels of their time ---- 183093631 ->>183093581 -Cope -No dude that is getting pussy gives it up. -They make getting pussy part of their religion, like the tantric monks. diff --git a/tv/183093065.txt b/tv/183093065.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 11efd4c5c28f1476b0faf1ad9825f3a826a0385d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093065.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,36 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093065 -You wake up in The Whale universe. What's your next move? ---- 183093100 ->>183093065 (OP) -Lick Sadie's bald pussy. ---- 183093138 ->>183093065 (OP) -Swim around and eat giant squid at the bottom of the ocean. ---- 183093139 -I only care about one thing no matter what universe I'm in. ---- 183093175 ->>183093065 (OP) -Catfish The Whale and trick him into eating the pizza guy and stream it on Twitch. ---- 183093181 ->>183093065 (OP) -Whale out ---- 183093190 ->>183093065 (OP) -Who is this and why should I feel bad? ---- 183093230 ->>183093065 (OP) -jerk off to some gay porn and whale out ---- 183093253 ->>183093065 (OP) -I assemble whaleverse team, obviously. ---- 183093257 ->>183093065 (OP) -wubba dubba and become whale rick ---- 183093325 -Eat, obvs. ---- 183093574 ->>183093065 (OP) -I don't think I'll be doing a lot of moving ---- 183094139 -say "it's whalin' time" then start absolutely whaling on some guys diff --git a/tv/183093084.txt b/tv/183093084.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f5eed47de953b8fa176d5c9df2fdd5df430a9e3c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093084.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093084 -Remember when Crowe was a serious actor in grown up films. ---- 183093132 ->>183093084 (OP) -Master and Commander is Twilight for boys. ---- 183093164 ->My name is Maximus Delicious Mealus, Connoiseur of the Parmies of the North, Gourmand of the Flavoured Libations, loyal servant to the true chef, Moreish Appetiser. Taster to a burnt scone, eater to a wasted waffle. And I will have my dessert, in this feast or the next ---- 183093186 ->>183093132 -Twilight for Men ---- 183093196 ->>183093084 (OP) -Not really, no. ---- 183093201 ->>183093084 (OP) -Lolno. ---- 183093202 ->>183093132 -I'd 100% watch Twilight directed by Peter Weir -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRcQ0JIV9R0&ab_channel=TheBeautyOf [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183093118.txt b/tv/183093118.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 661990f154a6f598b615933601509203743c608b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093118.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093118 ->Twenty years after their notorious tabloid romance gripped the nation, Grace Atherton-Yu (Moore) and her husband Joe (Melton), who is 23 years her junior, brace themselves for their twins to graduate from high school. When Hollywood actress Elizabeth Berry (Portman) comes to spend time with the family to better understand Gracie, who she will be playing in a film, family dynamics unravel under the pressure of the outside gaze. Joe, never having processed what happened in his youth, starts to confront the reality of life as an empty-nester at 36. And as Elizabeth and Gracie study each other, the similarities and differences between the two women begin to ebb and flow. - -https://deadline.com/2021/06/natalie-portman-julianne-moore-todd-haynes-may-december-1234773839/ ---- 183093309 ->>183093118 (OP) -So is it /ss/kino? ---- 183093454 ->>183093118 (OP) -AMWF is the newest attack on White women Hollywood is pushing. ->Haynes is Jewish on his mother's side. -OF COURSE ---- 183093562 ->>183093118 (OP) ->Joe starts to confront the reality of life as an empty-nester at 36 ->Twenty years after their notorious tabloid romance - -HE WAS 16, YOU SICK FUCK ---- 183093735 ->>183093562 -Actually, the script says he was 13, and she went to jail for it, he waited for her till she got out and got married. I'm not kidding. -https://scriptshadow.net/screenplay-review-may-december/ diff --git a/tv/183093165.txt b/tv/183093165.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 24ce76e9445f7cdd98ceb5cd74f427fb010ccb3e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093165.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093165 -Is she the highest quality female in Hollywood? ---- 183093214 ->>183093165 (OP) ->Kiernan -White trash sounding meme name ---- 183093231 -test ---- 183093235 ->>183093214 -Isn't that what the Home Alone kid's brother is called ---- 183093284 ->>183093165 (OP) -neigh ---- 183093324 ->>183093165 (OP) ->we want anna de armas but ugly ---- 183093354 ->>183093165 (OP) -Tightest * ---- 183093371 -No. She bogged herself like a year or three ago. Idk I don’t keep up with them once they wall. ---- 183093391 ->>183093165 (OP) -I'm Ella's biggest fan :3 ---- 183093393 ->>183093165 (OP) -She has such an adorable face which simply can't be disliked. ---- 183093406 ->>183093165 (OP) -Lowest quality shemale trash the porn industry has to offer ---- 183093447 ->>183093324 -kek ---- 183093609 ->>183093165 (OP) -bumping in hopes of some good kiki pics. ---- 183093670 -Gal gadot ---- 183093689 ->>183093609 -You'll be here bumping until the thread 404s LOL ---- 183093908 -bump, i want to be an intimate friend of kiernan ---- 183094087 ->>183093908 -intimate in what way? like she shares secrets with you and tells you about the dudes she's fucking and stuff? ---- 183094238 ->>183094087 ->tells you about the dudes she's fucking and stuff? -none of my business, wouldn't like if she did that, and she wouldn't - -she is decent, unlike that slut you call your mother. diff --git a/tv/183093171.txt b/tv/183093171.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b0cc8ca474dd20c4d4717693a584fa08812af99d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093171.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093171 -I'm watching Chappell Show. What are your favorite moments from this show? ---- 183093229 -Racial draft and black klansman are my personal highlights ---- 183093273 ->>183093171 (OP) -Charlie Murphy's stories are usually a highlight ---- 183093296 ->>183093229 -fpbp -Exactly what I came to post. ---- 183093300 ->>183093171 (OP) -blackzilla ---- 183093326 -Dave in whiteface = guaranteed kino. ---- 183093330 ->>183093296 -Really? You came to post 2 of the only 4 sketches that anybody here ever talks about? cool. ---- 183093347 ->>183093171 (OP) -My favorite part is where Chappelle is visibly upset about some white guy doing “I’m Rick James bitch” in front of his kids at Disneyland. ---- 183093349 -Nice carpet, nigga ---- 183093351 ->>183093171 (OP) -Back in 94 ---- 183093355 ->>183093330 ->What are your favorite sketches ->The best ones -How did this happen Davebros? ---- 183093375 ->>183093171 (OP) -The word championship of dice ---- 183093455 ->>183093171 (OP) -The one where Bill Burr buckbroke him by laughing too hard at one of his skits and caused him to have a mental breakdown, quit the show, and move to Africa. ---- 183093468 -> old blind black racist thinks he white -Gives me the gibbies ---- 183093501 ->Will Arsenio Hall ever be on TV again? -Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country. ---- 183093530 ->>183093375 -This one -Also the one where he spends a day with wayne brady -When keepin it real goes wrong -And of course, negrodamus as well as ask a black dude ---- 183093534 ->>183093171 (OP) -Revenge https://youtu.be/1SEnTR3rFoY [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183093177.txt b/tv/183093177.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7cfdd4b05b25dbf19e70f1ffcc53f8642122a1c7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093177.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093177 -You can't - -> inb4 shutter island -> inb4 fight club -Rope yourself - -Ps. No major spoilers keep it civil faggots ---- 183093228 -fight club ---- 183093305 ->>183093228 -Picrel ---- 183093831 -Bumping, ya'll get another chance to prove me wrong. - -> actually really looking for good movies and nothing surpassed it for more than 10 years for me now feelsbadman.mp4 ---- 183093877 -are you 15 years old ---- 183093938 ->>183093831 ->>183093177 (OP) -I used to like Mr. Nobody but im not sure it will hold up if i rewatch it now. ---- 183094010 ->>183093938 -All that hype, only for it to fall apart completely in the third act, what a letdown. ---- 183094025 -Have you seen pic related? Im not sure if its objectively "better" but i remember seeing it and thinking "damn that kid is a good actor." -And that kids name, Andrew Garfield ---- 183094101 ->>183094010 -That was kind of the point. The movie is more fun to pick apart and notice all the little details added in and decypher what the director was trying to say beyond what was being shown. -Speaking of bad endings, Cypher is a pretty good underrated "mindfuck" movie i dont see get talked about often ---- 183094384 -BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM -BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM -MR SANDMAN diff --git a/tv/183093189.txt b/tv/183093189.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 030d223615de038be71494324e97d232590ff2d4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093189.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093189 ->yfw Uh Oh is on next - -Kino. ---- 183093956 ->>183093189 (OP) ->changes channel ---- 183094204 ->yfw the Punisher dumps his load on you diff --git a/tv/183093192.txt b/tv/183093192.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 83c6ac5fa02761d1762f47a1e336f8040d410e7c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093192.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093192 ->WATCH THIS! JANE WICKER SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD! ---- 183093306 -Why would you ever do this shit when you have children? diff --git a/tv/183093224.txt b/tv/183093224.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 726510cf38cffd2b676c9c2198bf8ad7b7246ba9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093224.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093224 -This man had nothing but negative consequences on the direction, writing, and production of television and film. ---- 183093268 ->>183093224 (OP) -But he also made Buffy and Angel two of the greatest TV shows of all time, albeit with the help of a talented writing staff and a network willing to tell him no ---- 183093332 ->>183093224 (OP) -and his marriage ---- 183093420 ->>183093224 (OP) -He’s a living manifestation of what happens when you join the purity police. Sooner or later you’ll fail a purity test yourself and be sacrificed to the evil principles of neomarxism. ---- 183093439 -look, i know /tv/ despises him, and his stuff is really annoying and bad, in most peoples eyes. it's fair to have that opinion, especially considering how prevalent his style was/is - - But he is unironically one of the most innovative and revolutionary writer-directors in cinema history, and almost single-handedly changed the way people write characters in blockbusters. - -You may not like it, but you must admire it ---- 183093463 ->>183093224 (OP) -i bet your scripts are just as hackneyed as your posts ---- 183093612 ->>183093439 -go to bed Joss, before another actress accuses you of something. ---- 183093696 ->>183093224 (OP) -Toy Story is fucking great though ---- 183093713 ->>183093439 ---- 183093898 ->>183093713 -Soulless bug eyes. ---- 183093988 ->>183093713 -amazing that he cant do any of that diff --git a/tv/183093234.txt b/tv/183093234.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cbb96175d6bebdb96a68ac6dc0d887f413337459..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093234.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093234 -What's the last good one you've seen diff --git a/tv/183093251.txt b/tv/183093251.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 16d324d203f9bbe8ee2a15ee44649b43a7187cc9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093251.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093251 ->HARRY POTTER, DID YOU JUST CALL THE NEW HERMIONE A NIGGER? WELL SORRY WE GOT RID OF THE OLD PRISSY BITCH HERMIONE FOR SOME FINE ASS CHOCOLATE, YOU DEFORMED FAGGOT. SHE TOLD HER MIXED RACE FAMILY OUR SCHOOL'S RAYCIS AND NOW WE'RE BEING SUED! THE MINISTRY IS GOING TO HAVE MY ASS FIRED! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GLAD YOUR FUCKING PARENTS ARE DEAD, HARRY. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE. ---- 183093331 -Will JK have the balls to demand an on-screen gay sex scene like Brokeback Mountain? diff --git a/tv/183093258.txt b/tv/183093258.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a694e4fbeb1d50a781a5d79b5108217c6ca3997a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093258.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093258 ->Make a prequel knowing fully what characters can survive for Breaking Bad ->Create relationship for protagonist ->Top quality relationship almost impossible to go south ->Final scene of season 4 as series is going towards its ending ->Build up an actually legitimate way to end relationship against all odds. ->Have over an entire season to work it out and have her dump him ->Back out in season 5 and have her ending up actually chasing him instead. - -i don't even wanna go into how season 6 decided to actually end it -W T F -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx8frruNZxA [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183093266.txt b/tv/183093266.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5e2bf609ae27a7f32585c7c392499059fa89caca..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093266.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093266 -Thoughts on Thomasin Mckenzie in Old? -I thought she did pretty good. -I actually liked Old quite a lot. ---- 183093481 -CUM ---- 183093817 ->>183093481 -no her name is thomasin mckenzie diff --git a/tv/183093280.txt b/tv/183093280.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6a2bb3337315aacd79399fcbc215a2c0768f4b25..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093280.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,172 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093280 -What plus size contestant did you like the most? ---- 183093311 ->>183093280 (OP) -Your mother ---- 183093335 ->>183093280 (OP) -fat is gross to me. its like if skinny women had bags of pooped taped to them all over. ---- 183093337 ->>183093280 (OP) -Jiggle jiggle bitch ---- 183093346 ->>183093280 (OP) -Holy cow, look at all that SCHMEAT ---- 183093389 ->>183093335 -low test lol ---- 183093408 ->>183093280 (OP) -Dios mio ---- 183093411 ->>183093280 (OP) -Wtf is this? Super models are fat now? ---- 183093414 ->>183093335 -True, this woman is fat but this is barely tolerable. The "plus size" they usually use is grotesque. ---- 183093419 ->>183093280 (OP) ->>183093337 ->>183093346 -OH YEAH -NOW THATS BUILT FOR BIG BLACK COCK! -NO WAY A WHITE BOY CAN SATISFY HER ---- 183093436 ->>183093280 (OP) -face butter ---- 183093441 ->>183093280 (OP) -This looks weird ---- 183093451 ->>183093280 (OP) ->you can see all the disgusted woman on the audience, except the fatty that applauds her. ---- 183093486 ->>183093280 (OP) -That’s sad. Cut 30 lbs off and that would be desirable,15 even ---- 183093492 ->>183093280 (OP) -Tone up, fatty. ---- 183093502 ->>183093335 -Same, it would be tolerable if it didn't came with awful skin and stretch marks, sometime even weird decelerations. -I've watched some bbw porn out of boredom and they have like bruises, weird skin texture, darker areas around the vagina, like a full different color. -This is the biggest turn off. ---- 183093513 ->>183093280 (OP) ---- 183093514 ->>183093389 -high test was shown to be associated with paedos so if you are actually high test you should be in prison for the safety of the community you sick fuck peice of shit ---- 183093563 ->>183093419 -Plenty of hung white bois my shitskin friend, just ask your mom ---- 183093596 ->>183093280 (OP) -Somebody post that absolute titcow walking naked in those retarded fashion shows. -You know the one. ---- 183093669 ->>183093419 -True ---- 183093671 ->>183093280 (OP) -Nom before thread gets nuked ---- 183093720 ->>183093596 -The one with the black tape? ---- 183093724 ->>183093280 (OP) -I like chubsters but something about her fat is really off putting. Like it's too loose or somethung. ---- 183093748 ->>183093720 -Yeah. Please. ---- 183093780 ->>183093596 -i dunno if this is the one you mean but whatever ---- 183093783 ->>183093335 -it is gross, fat people are disgusting both physically and mentally ---- 183093848 ->>183093724 -That's what happens to body fat in motion. You're just not used to seeing it. ---- 183093852 ->>183093335 ---- 183093863 ->>183093280 (OP) -you can see her nipples through the bra ---- 183093874 ->>183093780 -Hell Yeah dude, thanks. Literally the modern goddess of fertility. ---- 183093929 ->>183093280 (OP) ->>183093780 -I don't think this is 'fashion' anymore... ---- 183093939 ->>183093280 (OP) -waist is good, and so most upper body, im goona say i would, but only because the slowmotion is probably making her look way worse. ---- 183093972 ->>183093780 ---- 183093974 -fat people shouldn't be models ---- 183093994 ->>183093280 (OP) -Society has fallen ---- 183094016 ->>183093780 ->>183093874 ->>183093929 -https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8X3Fuo2dUN4 ---- 183094017 ->>183093280 (OP) ->all the skinny chasers in this thread -Absolutely NOT based ---- 183094047 ->>183093280 (OP) -wait a minute, this isn't ANTM at all https://youtu.be/_zGZhHfZ-r0?t=542 [Embed] ---- 183094050 -who the fuck let this fat bitch on the runway? imagine being this confident and self absorbed as this fat brap hog. ---- 183094055 ->>183093724 -its solid, she's just jiggling it with confidence ---- 183094068 ->>183093780 -If I saw her in real life I don't think I would be able to control myself. ---- 183094104 ->>183093780 -So that's what happened to Amanda Bynes.. -huh. ---- 183094108 ->>183093389 ->study gets made the men who liked hourglass bodies (ie. wide hips, narrow waists and big tits) had higher test ->fatfags somehow think this means fatties ---- 183094126 ->>183094016 -Isabella Zayas > Celina Smith -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2h9mw6XGII [Embed] ---- 183094145 ->>183093780 -That woman has just about the most perfect body Ive ever seen ---- 183094148 ->>183094047 -that was the most dissapointed ass i ever seen, how is that even possible? ---- 183094161 ->>183093280 (OP) -uhhhh... mods? those are some see-through bras... this doesn't belong in a blue board ---- 183094230 ->>183094047 -It’s a post of ANTM contestant Khrystyana. ---- 183094249 ->>183093280 (OP) -You think those girls in the audience got horny too? ---- 183094266 ->>183094145 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A5C4V7iw4k [Embed] ---- 183094309 ->>183094230 ->>183094148 -she's only there because of her passport. terrible looks. how did they find the ugliest ukrainian ---- 183094382 ->>183094266 -I mean , a lot of those women are attractive too , but man , that chick is perfection ---- 183094417 ->>183093335 -you may have just ruined thick women for me diff --git a/tv/183093281.txt b/tv/183093281.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e386baadcd1af28ab11310d84ee6411d267c5667..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093281.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093281 ->from the producers of ---- 183093322 -Black Panther ---- 183093521 ->>183093281 (OP) ->Use the tow cables! ---- 183093918 ->>183093281 (OP) ->from the producer's gf diff --git a/tv/183093294.txt b/tv/183093294.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9b4cf82da334ee1928e35438360b1efe92621d07..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093294.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093294 -How and when did the United States, Canada and Australia become the only countries in the world worth living in? And all three make good series and movies too. ---- 183093348 ->>183093294 (OP) -Canada doesn't fit either of those criteria. ---- 183093361 -because they are the only western countries with land? it won't matter soon because the west is doomed ---- 183093383 -> us -Kek ---- 183093410 ->>183093294 (OP) -Australian film sucks. ---- 183093412 ->>183093294 (OP) - ->>>>>/POL/ ---- 183093424 ->>183093361 -heh the UK and New Zealand btfo ---- 183093444 ->how -defeating germany and the soviet union ->when -like 33 years ago ---- 183093476 ->>183093424 -not even trying to BTFO anyone it was a genuine question ---- 183093616 ->>183093294 (OP) -sydney is so fucked immigration has killed it, it's literally over ---- 183094083 ->>183093616 -Explain ---- 183094194 ->>183093294 (OP) -Canada and Australia are literally China's colony. -And America is soon to become a favela. ---- 183094235 ->>183093294 (OP) -sometime in the 1990s -I can't say why -https://youtu.be/zWxzM9_gEo0 [Embed] ---- 183094255 ->>183093294 (OP) -The only good city left in Canada is Calgary, sadly. ---- 183094294 ->>183094083 -boomers sold everything to chinks basically -it's like that everywhere but sydney is the "prestige" city kinda so it's the worst diff --git a/tv/183093308.txt b/tv/183093308.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ced949b02ea92d3961f2063a374be3d1b3bd244d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093308.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093308 ->I conferred at length with Mr. Barzini. ---- 183093374 ->>183093308 (OP) ->I was committing murder to attain a higher rank in the American Mafia when you were having meaningful conversations with your steady girlfriend in high school! ---- 183093433 -TAWKED ---- 183093618 ->>183093308 (OP) ->Dr. Pavel, I'm an employee of the Central Intelligence Agency. Unfortunately, though you may have an healthy social life, it's strictly prohibited for our assets to be accompanied by colleagues. diff --git a/tv/183093334.txt b/tv/183093334.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8270c726fed90aa8577a11d1339d5defc71cecff..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093334.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093397 ->>183093334 (OP) -Basically everything Paul Schrader has ever wrote or directed diff --git a/tv/183093345.txt b/tv/183093345.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 63f643320a1dfce15723b8800f2526b343e27292..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093345.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093345 ->Citizens of Theater & Venatio, our beloved janitor Gayus...Janitorius..Caesar has declared Janitorial Law for the safety of all /tv/ citizens. Any person engaging in porn, politics, dubs or any off-ludi discussion, will be subject to summary judgment. ->Further more, 20000 deserving kinoisseurs will be issued threads around Sneedposting and the sum of 200 (You)s from the public treasury. Redditors and Discord-trannies are not legible. ->This month's shitpost thread is provided by the Guild of Big Guys. The Guild of Big Guys uses only the finest of seeds. Big feed and seeds for Big Sneeds. ---- 183093438 ->I'm Preg Lant -So Pullo just kills her boyfriend in front of her and then makes her change her name mid-season just to pretend she's... Roman or something? ---- 183093661 ->>183093345 (OP) ->Janitorius works pro bono ---- 183094304 ->>183093345 (OP) -the janny blackens his anus with dildos... like a cumslut! ---- 183094368 ->>183093661 -Is this true? diff --git a/tv/183093487.txt b/tv/183093487.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 713580eeb186ccbfeaf533684e5e5b00535c07b3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093487.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093487 -Has any other series fell off so hard? - -First few episodes were kino, then it turns into a ridiculous convoluted retarded piece of shit. I barely made it through the last few episodes. diff --git a/tv/183093516.txt b/tv/183093516.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c1c4ee2254a028f715e6e60a6919f316dd234924..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093516.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093516 -Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail. And they discovered that they could sleep with another male. Now they’re having buttsex. Cowboy buttsex. diff --git a/tv/183093520.txt b/tv/183093520.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 54e25d6e77acac736fb7e7ea1046bbadacb4b3b0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093520.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093520 -melfi more like milfy ---- 183093538 ->>183093520 (OP) ->gets raped ->lets rapist get away with it even though she has mob connections -lol, lmao even - -she must have secretly really enjoyed it and hoped it would happen again. ---- 183093570 ->>183093520 (OP) -people actually elected this crazed lady in alaska multiple times -proof that saul alinsky didn't have all that power these hysterics cried about for so long ---- 183093630 ->>183093520 (OP) - - -Did you bring your log? ---- 183093660 ->>183093570 ---- 183093672 ->>183093570 ->facial blindness ---- 183093673 -Don't mind me, just posting best girl ---- 183093677 ->>183093520 (OP) -true fr fr no cap diff --git a/tv/183093525.txt b/tv/183093525.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b8ea22f7177a8d714a5a4fb1bc5fc544b2ae5c1d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093525.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093525 ->american kiss scene ->loud, wet smacking sounds ---- 183093903 ->>183093525 (OP) ->mmm *smack* mhmmm mmmm *smack smack* mmmmmhgh ---- 183094071 ->American porn ->The guy keeps loudly talking ->OH FUCK YEAH BABY SUCK THAT CAWK BABY YOU FUCKEN SLUT JERK THOSE BALLS YOU FUCKEN MATHAFUCKA ---- 183094116 ->americans tourists come to your city ->they are loud, fat, and stupid -well whaddaya know diff --git a/tv/183093528.txt b/tv/183093528.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3c6bc0f16c92f516da6a55a34106b17637d82a4d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093528.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093528 -It's true ---- 183093585 ->>183093528 (OP) -Literally who? ---- 183093644 ->>183093585 -They are related to an avenger or something ---- 183093663 ->>183093528 (OP) -I think one day I will just slip on my own cum, beat my head against my manga shelf and die amidst all the cup noodles and used pants laying around my room -It will probably happen when I am around 40, and my mother will see me dead, laying around with my underwear soiled and she will start crying from happiness ---- 183093679 -schizo meme ---- 183093721 ->>183093528 (OP) -Do women really? ---- 183093739 ->>183093528 (OP) -i still would ashley ---- 183093828 -I remember when there were sites counting down to when they'd turn 18, I've been on the internet too long bros ---- 183093857 ->>183093528 (OP) -It creeps me out that I saw these bitches as toddlers on Full House, and that Elizabeth is their YOUNGER sister. ---- 183093893 ->>183093528 (OP) -They look like something out of Jim Henson's workshop. ---- 183094106 ->>183093893 -They look like they've been snorting a bit too much dark crystal ---- 183094136 ->>183093528 (OP) -Would ---- 183094151 ->>183093528 (OP) ->an hero ->within the next few days (hopefully) ---- 183094166 ->>183093663 -I nearly shat myself laughing in surprise diff --git a/tv/183093604.txt b/tv/183093604.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1ef5a3b5fd61a0e5c12334a0f712634098224564..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093604.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093604 -I don't get it. All Bruce Lee's movies are terrible. Maybe you can make a few good tiktoks out of the fight scenes, but that's about it. Why is he an icon? ---- 183093615 ->>183093604 (OP) -Moron ---- 183093656 ->>183093604 (OP) -Context of the time he broke out. Yeah compared to later shit he was passe but back then that shit was impressive. ---- 183093692 ->>183093604 (OP) -He was also on TV. ---- 183093707 ->>183093604 (OP) -Fist of Fury is a classic, the rest of his films are pretty forgettable. Jimmy Wang Yu both preceded him and made better movies, which he also sometimes directed himself. ---- 183094143 ->>183093615 -You sound hurt. Defend it. ---- 183094229 ->>183093604 (OP) ->Maybe you can make a few good tiktoks -Kill yourself. What the fuck is wrong with you kids. ---- 183094276 -Sonny Chiba did it better ---- 183094279 ->>183093707 -This swine is seriously implying Enter the Dragon is pretty forgettable. ---- 183094341 ->>183094279 -Yeah so what? The fights are lame and the directing is terrible. It's garbage compared to movies made by directors like Chang Cheh or Lau Kar Leung diff --git a/tv/183093607.txt b/tv/183093607.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 937351cf65d83e6d7b45de4843767d7eb98ea565..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093607.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093607 -About to marathon the first 15 minutes of this series, what will I think of it? ---- 183093617 ->>183093607 (OP) -It's fucking kino. ---- 183093623 ->>183093607 (OP) -literally me ---- 183093705 ->>183093607 (OP) -it will be new favorite show and you will rewatch it many times. check out vice principals also kino. diff --git a/tv/183093613.txt b/tv/183093613.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c0d37ca1aaf555055935fa63ae446131fc6a4572..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093613.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093613 -Hank Hill and his friend group were canonically 45 years old during King of the Hill. A 45-year-old man at the time of the series debut in 1997 would be 71 today. ---- 183094319 ->>183093613 (OP) ->agingMattDamon.gif ---- 183094352 ->>183093613 (OP) -cartoon characters dont age tho diff --git a/tv/183093646.txt b/tv/183093646.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c20e1eb75902d6fe24a92a88b2fe4ad4f50884dd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093646.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,40 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093646 -Bran won the Game of Thrones. You idiots thought it would be Jon but it was Bran. ---- 183093665 ->>183093646 (OP) -This reminds me of a joke - -what's better than winning a gold medal at the para olympics? - -having two legs. ---- 183093706 ->>183093646 (OP) -bravo grrm ---- 183093714 -Maario Naharis ---- 183093722 ->>183093646 (OP) -Fuck jannies ---- 183093737 ->>183093646 (OP) -What is he doing here? ---- 183093747 -I thought it was be daenerys actually ---- 183093754 ->>183093747 -Holy fucking reddit ---- 183093764 ->>183093714 -/thread ---- 183093772 ->>183093646 (OP) -No, Bloodraven won the Game of Thrones. He stole Bran's body and took the throne ---- 183093797 -time won ---- 183093943 ->>183093772 -Splitting hairs. It's Bran's bussy in the chair ---- 183094042 ->>183093737 -waking from a dream of spring diff --git a/tv/183093650.txt b/tv/183093650.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4b7fdfd6c5bab09fe94964c723e3d62da6faa8fd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093650.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093650 -. ---- 183093678 ->>183093650 (OP) ->he's right behind me isn't h-ACK ---- 183093733 ->>183093650 (OP) ->te voy hacer cagar camuflado ---- 183093801 ->>183093650 (OP) ->blows into his ear ---- 183093958 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTvxkB5deBg [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183093655.txt b/tv/183093655.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 95806a25f44ea9df7f1f89ed0eefe4189fef0a59..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093655.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093655 ->maybe the normal gene is those ladies who cut their cocks off and turn it into vaginas ---- 183093691 ->>183093655 (OP) -hey, that sounds bigoted and narrowminded! ---- 183093744 -It's a way of marginalizing a normal person. ---- 183093763 -9/11 ---- 183093787 ->>183093655 (OP) -you wouldnt say that on hulu! diff --git a/tv/183093666.txt b/tv/183093666.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 80ff02a0d163bb0b64f60cae37e3057d35fe1d91..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093666.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093666 -After the role of a lifetime, McKenna Grace has been busy... diff --git a/tv/183093675.txt b/tv/183093675.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6e594fcade6d4c13c66228b1182fffa03726e3b4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093675.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,18 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093675 ->both sides are... LE BAD -B R A V O PARKER -B R A V O STONE ---- 183093805 ->>183093675 (OP) -How were smokers shown as bad at all in this episode? ---- 183093919 ->>183093675 (OP) -Who is rob rhiner? ---- 183094003 -there's only one side though. that of the kike social conditioning. ---- 183094082 -it's a shame they ran South Park into the ground instead of switching to making movies full time ---- 183094349 ->>183093675 (OP) -both sides to everything will never not contain bad that's why it's funny dipshit diff --git a/tv/183093702.txt b/tv/183093702.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8533c8394f1e9edb1a30153626e10f4c1420f097..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093702.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093702 -Do you think /tv/ has any influence over Hollywood? diff --git a/tv/183093703.txt b/tv/183093703.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6c1998fc843f3e5f206d1482d57e799622ad8b79..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093703.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093703 ->hello I'd like 1 million pounds please ->fuck off retard -So is this the whole show? ---- 183093734 ->>183093703 (OP) -sometimes they will have 10 grand for 90 percent of the companies profits. diff --git a/tv/183093710.txt b/tv/183093710.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 36beebac5f9cb9890aecf392e55220370c46f720..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093710.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093710 -more kino about slaving away for boomers? ---- 183093864 ->>183093710 (OP) ->slaving away for boomers -It's called contributing to society buttercup ---- 183093976 ->>183093864 -the pledge should be made mandatory for ungrateful zoomers diff --git a/tv/183093712.txt b/tv/183093712.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 710f95ef53953adf22c9b89ac84c51a9db3aab93..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093712.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,40 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093712 -At which age do men peak? -And which age gap is appropriate for a 30-something male and a girl? - -I'm coming up on 32 and I'm more physically and mentally performant than I've ever been, yet woman my age are quickly deteriorating. ---- 183093814 ->>183093712 (OP) -Half your age plus 7 is the rule ---- 183093867 ->>183093814 -its half your age minus seven, coward. ---- 183093912 ->>183093712 (OP) -its simple math ---- 183093941 ->>183093712 (OP) ->not married with a kid at 30 -It’s joever. ---- 183093965 ->>183093712 (OP) -if you're looking for a long-term relationship where you have kids together I think the general rule is about 15 years younger than you. Some guys go for younger than that and have a lot of success of course. And it's great to make fags like this >>183093814 seethe when they find out age difference. ---- 183093984 ->>183093941 -It's only Joever if you're a woman. Men got more leeway ---- 183094090 ->>183093712 (OP) -If you're not famous nobody give a fuck if you bang someone in their early 20s. Shit those chicks probably want an older man ---- 183094348 ->>183093712 (OP) -physically and mentally at 30 -explosive strength and endurance is early 20s ---- 183094395 ->>183093712 (OP) -Depends on his annual income. ->$0 to $25,000 - 22 ->$25,001 to $80,000 - 27 ->$80,001 to $150,000 - 35 ->$150,000 to $300,000 - 43 ->$300,000 and up - plateau at 50 diff --git a/tv/183093716.txt b/tv/183093716.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 170e419dac959a947033eed33a73bc393be85a82..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093716.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,476 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093757 ->/tv/ is one person -What being terminally online does to a MFer... ---- 183093767 -hunter schafer is a girl ---- 183093825 -> ---- 183093842 ->>183093795 -8 million is 0.1% of the human population ---- 183093872 ->>183093716 (OP) -A feminist masterpiece ---- 183093884 ->>183093842 -How hard are you seething for that to mean anything to you? ---- 183093904 ->SHALALALALALALALA ->YOU SHOULD WAIT ->IT’S ONLY YOUR FIRST DATE ->DO NOT RAPE THE GIRL ->WHOA-OH ---- 183093962 ->>183093767 ->>183093825 -what did autocorrect mean by this? ---- 183093981 -Providing statistics data is rather autistic than seethe-inducing, mr. redditor ---- 183094033 ->>183093825 -Ezra Miller’s outfits just get more and more whacky. ---- 183094168 ->>183093752 ->this is what superheroes are now ---- 183094193 -brie larson is /tv/s wife ---- 183094216 ->woman is good at something and actually useful ---- 183094222 ->>183093962 -my autocorrect always changes troon to groom lol ---- 183094261 ->racemixing: >:( ->racemixing, Japan: :D ---- 183094305 ->>183094216 -don’t be disingenuous, we love female leads/characters, just not if they’re ugly and poorly written ---- 183094461 -it’s a suit ---- 183094537 ->>183093795 ---- 183094711 ->>183093757 -that's why every thread is the same meme ---- 183094860 ->It's the (non-existent) trannies on /tv/ that are the reason I am such a failure ---- 183095229 ->>183094860 -if there’s no trannies on /tv/ who posts all the anti-White hate and pro-grooming movies? straight up jews? ---- 183095543 ->>183095229 -uhhhh discordsisters... our response? ---- 183095629 ->>183095229 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM [Embed] ---- 183095661 ->>183094137 -reminds me of that scene from Wild at Heart, you know the one ---- 183095669 ->>183095229 -People trying to make you have an autistic meltdown so they can laugh at you mostly ---- 183095716 -Probably won more oscars than you remember. ---- 183095726 ->>183095587 -In saner countries they kill uppity foreigners ---- 183095770 ->>183095587 -Oh i get it, it carries weight because she tells off a white male as a black woman, these people contrast on two whole levels its so deep - -I wanna go back ---- 183095796 ->>183095669 -ok pedocreep ---- 183095812 ->>183094860 ->Works immediately -based ---- 183095842 ->>183095716 -This “film” winning award incontrovertibly proved the institution is dead. -Literally just waved some dildos around in front of some jews, their clitties started wiggling and they gave it every award they had to give. ---- 183095866 ->>183095229 -false-flagging /pol/sters, creating a bogeyman that they can fight ---- 183095910 ->>183095866 ->boogeyman ---- 183095911 ->>183095796 -lol ---- 183095932 ->>183095910 -rent free ---- 183095966 ->>183095932 -He said that days after a tranny shot a school up a week or so ago ---- 183095979 ->>183095932 -ok pedophile ---- 183095998 ->>183095796 -You sure showed him ---- 183096029 ->>183095587 -Yeah put a bunch of dindus in charge so they can make another shithole country! ---- 183096034 ->>183093716 (OP) ---- 183096054 ->>183093716 (OP) -I get the impression that if women were physically as strong as men there would be more women raping men than there are men raping women ---- 183096075 ->>183094860 -Winner ---- 183096083 ->>183096031 -Going from CGI to practical in the same scene is so jarring. ---- 183096085 ->>183093716 (OP) ->DUDE, WHAT IF WE MAKE SOMETHING OBNOXIOUS TO 90% OF PEOPLE!!!!! ->ONLY INDOCTRINATED FAGGOTS WOULD SUPPORT THIS,BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG!!!! ---- 183096121 ->>183096085 ->90% OF PEOPLE -This little faggot actually thinks he's part of anything resembling the majority lmao ---- 183096132 -SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIITT BADOOWOP DAYUM MASSA BOND YOU BOUTTA FINNA MAKE ME SQUEERRRR NIBBA SHEEEIII ---- 183096141 ->>183094137 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4 [Embed] ---- 183096161 ->>183096121 -Nah, most people hate you, dumb fuck. No one likes gays, Jews, trannies, or niggers. ---- 183096171 ->>183096121 -You enjoy watching obese black women dance around like retards. We get it. ---- 183096173 ->>183094860 ---- 183096177 ->>183093716 (OP) ---- 183096208 ->DUDE, I FULLY SUPPORT ALL OF THE MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS BECAUSE THEY SAY THEY'RE ON MY SIDE -If the mods actually had balls, they'd ban anyone from reddit, but no, they're all pieces of shit who want to fuck kids. -Yes, ban me, you fucking niggers. ---- 183096222 ->>183095812 ->>183095932 ->>183095998 ->>183096075 ->>183096121 -kek fucking dilate ---- 183096273 ->>183095629 -zoomers literally dont know about this old gem ---- 183096595 ->>183096222 -God I wish that brave young lad would have just punched that Don Lemon looking mother fucker into the next franchise. ---- 183096638 ->>183096595 -In real life totally but in the series the nigger is an elf which basically means he’s Spider-Man and could fuck up 50 of those kids. ---- 183096666 ->>183093757 -/tv/ IS one person, and that person is me. The rest of you are just my schizophrenic delusions ---- 183096702 ->>183093716 (OP) -Why would anyone be mad about his anymore? She-Hulk performed poorly ---- 183096715 ->>183096666 -h-heh, checked… ---- 183096739 ->>183096702 -Performed? Wtf does that mean, why wouldn’t an ugly, stupid scene piss people off regardless of how it “performed.” ---- 183096948 ->>183096666 -put the knife in your eye ---- 183097062 ->>183093904 -the entire point of that scene is to make Eric force himself on Ariel. Which means you did in fact make me seethe. ---- 183097123 ->>183096948 -wash your penis ---- 183097163 ->>183097123 -wash my penis ---- 183097194 ->>183097163 -wash her penis ---- 183097256 ->>183095229 ->>183095726 ->>183095770 ->>183095796 ->>183095842 ->>183095932 ->>183096085 ->>183096121 ->>183096222 ->>183096739 ->>183093716 (OP) -Why is it so easy to make /tv/ seethe? -Is it because they're all underage /pol/tards? ---- 183097309 ->>183097256 ->pointing out how the entire world is crumbling is seething -You would be happy if your house burned down if you thought it would piss off /pol/. That's how obsessed you are. ---- 183097344 ->>183096739 -Because you should be happy those scenes dug the show's grave. Thanks to that scene people overshat on it. It got what it deserved>>183096739 ---- 183097370 ->>183095229 -Well, /tv/ has less kikes than /pol/, but they seem to content themselves to just spamming new threads here of retarded shit like that Oppenheimer garbage. -Jews are REALLY mad about that guy not giving them the bomb instead of the US. -I think the jews should have received several of the bombs. In a carpet bombing. ---- 183097493 ->>183094137 -OH LAWD DEM RAAAAAANGZ -YESSAH -PRAISE JESUS DA LAWD AND DEM RAAANGZ ---- 183097501 ->>183094261 -It's okay because he's latinx and a goslingesque character. ---- 183097527 ->>183097501 -You mean it's okay because she's polish, i.e. not white. ---- 183097565 ->>183097062 -Force himself? No, the entire plot hinges on him kissing her, she wants it. The animals are encouraging him to do it because he’s being too polite and not doing it. ---- 183097626 ->>183097370 -I agree with your sentiment on jews but Oppenheimer is the funniest thing to happen around here in a bit. ---- 183097628 ->>183097527 -idiot ---- 183097653 ->>183093716 (OP) -cute ---- 183097724 ->>183097628 -Sorry, Kravtznik, it's just the truth. Now come do my plumbing for below minimum wage. ---- 183097734 ->>183097194 -this person has the most broken face of all. it's like his very SOUL has been raped, but cannot cry out ---- 183097735 ->>183097565 -it's 2023 chud, you need a notarized consent form signed in triplicate or else it's rape ---- 183097745 -Seethe on this,sucka;I actually enjoy television and movies. -I have seen several things on netflix that made me,AND my gf happy. -Unlike you I don't assume everything is woke and if it is I watch something else. ---- 183097778 ->>183093716 (OP) ---- 183097842 ->>183097062 ->force -She WANTED it, he could have just started going down on her, it didn’t matter, whatever he did it wouldn’t be “force” unless he pulled his pants down and tried to shit on her or something. ---- 183097859 ->>183093842 -If 0.1% of the human population doesn't immediately tell there children "come over here sweety,just do as I say" every time you are in a public place your life wouldn't be so suspect,fag. ---- 183097936 ->>183097859 -jezus christ zoom zoom, learn to punctuate a god damned sentence! ---- 183097950 ->>183094222 -My autocorrect changed "nice post,jerk" into "Hey buddy,nice trips.Havea nice day". -I actually think autocorrect got this one right. -Have a nice day,nice poster. -:) ---- 183098021 ->>183096034 -KEK thought this was an uncrustible til I looked closer ---- 183098028 ->>183093716 (OP) ---- 183098083 ->>183093757 ->What being terminally online does to a MTFer... -Fixed that for you ---- 183098088 ->>183096054 -Well duh, that's why women resort to psychological violence instead. ---- 183098121 ->>183095669 ->things that never happen ---- 183098164 ->>183094193 -OP said make /tv/ seethe, not laugh. ---- 183098179 ->>183097724 -I'm not Polish lmao, just find it hilarious that an amerimutt would suggest central Europeans aren't white ---- 183098181 ->>183098028 -FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS, ASSHOLE. -YOU’VE FUCKING DONE IT. -YOU WIN. WANNA MAKE ME SEETHE? -FUCK YOU, YOU’VE DONE IT. -GO FUCK YOURSELF, DELETE THIS, AND FUCK YOU. ---- 183098184 ->>183098138 -lol wut? Thats like when women gate mad at you for something they dreamed. ---- 183098193 ->>183096177 -GRRRRRRRRRR! ---- 183098272 ->>183098181 -the elbows also annoy me ---- 183098276 ->>183097874 -lost ---- 183098316 ->>183098284 -Male version: -1. You exist ---- 183098323 ->>183093716 (OP) -i actually like her tho ---- 183098328 ->>183098284 -This is kind of true t b h. The single people on /tv/ are probably 4, but they don't socialize enough. ---- 183098392 -*ahem* -I'm bisexual and there's nothing wrong with that ---- 183098428 ->>183098392 -Who raped you? ---- 183098490 ->>183098083 -lol ---- 183098491 ->>183098392 -I'm straight because I choose to ignore or deny any same sex attractions that I might have (I don't though). ---- 183098577 ->>183098323 -Honestly shes very beautiful for a nigger. If you dressed her up 1950s style with the big hair she'd be a knockout. ---- 183098600 -trump lost ---- 183098708 ->>183098600 -I dont even care anymore, if he wins again great, if not who gives a fuck the entire thing was rigged and Trump didn’t do anything to stop it, he pretty much just gummed up the works for globohomo’s plans for a few years, no war, no trans kids, it was kind of quiet for awhile but he didn’t do anything, just kept some shit at bay. Seriously though the entire government and election process is fucking compromised, whatever candidate gets us to rebellion against these filthy elite pedos faster the better. ---- 183098877 ->>183095587 -What world changing were the Africans doing before Whites showed up? -Sub-Saharan Africans, get fucked you trite poes ---- 183098921 ->>183096083 -Thread theme achieved - ->>183096031 -Post the one where he gets fucking shot ---- 183098966 ->>183097256 ->If you call me stupid I win! -No ---- 183099096 -In hindsight, the u mad meme was the cancer that killed this site and the internet at large ---- 183099175 ->>183098028 -Yep I'm super triggered. A real seething chud. -Please dont post more ---- 183099230 ->>183097778 -lmao like a person with as dumb a name as chiara would ever make me seethe nice try ---- 183099253 ->>183098028 -...And it was called "Ass" and that's all it was for twenty-six seconds. It won 10 (you)s from brown newfags that thread. ---- 183099307 ->>183097778 -Well no, I absolutely agree if you're at the level of >google movie name + free watch -Then you deserve that kind of reaction for half-arsery. I don't mean get a plex server, just have your bookmarks in order or torrent or something. Fucking hell. ---- 183099316 ->>183098028 -DELETE THIS MOTHERFUCKER ---- 183099579 -Paul Walker is dead and Fast 6 came out 10 years ago and we can never go back. ---- 183099624 ->>183095669 -So…jews and trannies ---- 183099640 ->>183093716 (OP) -Tatiana Maslany looks like a great fuck ---- 183099650 ->>183097370 -Oppenheimer didn’t give them nuclear information. -That was Teller’s job. ---- 183099703 ->>183097309 -HAHHAHAHHAHA faggot ---- 183099726 ->>183099703 -ok pedophile ---- 183099846 ->>183099650 -I know. -That is why I said the jews were mad. Because Oppenheimer was at least half jew, and did not give it to his people first. ---- 183100692 ->>183096273 -Last year I had a ftm zoomer bring this old gem up to me ---- 183100741 ->>183100692 -why are you associating with trans kids… ---- 183100783 ->>183100741 -I met him through an addiction recovery group. He and I and one other guy rented an apartment together. ---- 183100889 ->>183097062 ->sihgns bragging -Remember that people who are genuinely smart/pious/alpha don't need to tell you because they don't need you to believe they are. -Its always the people who are trying to fool you that are insecure and need to say so ---- 183100986 ->>183094860 -NOOOO DONT POST THAT IMAGE THATS NOT ME, ITS JOHN OLIVER, ITS ANTIFA, ITS A JEW, ITS DOREEN NOOOOOOOOO DELETE THAT I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ---- 183101067 ->>183095966 ->America is so progressive, even their school shooters are trannies now! -KEK ---- 183101174 ->>183101067 ---- 183101178 ->>183100986 -On the contrary I love the chud and everything about it. Thanks for the hysterical meme, it just wasn’t hysterical like how you pedos intended. ---- 183101214 ->>183101178 -Chud cope ---- 183101277 ->>183101214 -dilate ---- 183101432 ->>183101277 -Chuddie are you okay? Are you okay chuddie? ---- 183101508 ->>183101432 -HEE HEE ---- 183101908 ->>183096666 -I can wholeheartedly believe a majority of this board is schizos with no critical thinking skills. ---- 183102079 ->>183094137 -I laughed at the rangz jokes at first, but she was a pretty decent character. Acted well and was written well. Show has its Mary Sue stronk women bullshit littered throughout, but she wasn't the problem. ---- 183102139 ->>183094461 -Don't know how I didn't see it before, but that's the weird flute/recorder dick nose guy. The one where the notes match his dick nose elevation ---- 183103039 ->>183100928 -By his very own logic he should believe in God as no one could possibly have any idea what is the true nature of reality. Athiests are literally retarded. ---- 183103131 ->>183100928 ->why yes I belive an event that has a 1e-1 trillionth of a percent chance of happening happened ---- 183103168 ->>183093795 -Wait, did this season end already. I have not heard shit about this show for a couple weeks but I also don't remember seeing any manufactured buzz about the le awesome finale. ---- 183103229 ->>183103131 -My one qualm with evolution is that I can't wrap my mind around creatures going through such drastic changes even in Earth's geologic time. Like, has anyone ever tried to crunch the numbers and try to generate a model for how many generations it would take for a fish to develop lungs or something? I feel like it would take millions and millions of generations for something like that to occur but how long have vertebrates even been around? 400 million? Either that or our guestimation of the Earth's age is way off and it's wayyy fucking older. ---- 183103265 ->>183094537 -KEK ---- 183103345 ->>183095587 -I dont understand this attempted guilt trip. Unironically why would I want to change a status quo that made my life better? What idiot would do that to themselves? ---- 183103404 ->>183103168 -Nothing really happened. The forehead girl kills the weird murderer preacher (how many times do we need to see this character) by herself and then Prince Oberyn shows up 2 minutes later lol, then the "good guys" capture the ugly girl to do some weird experiment that will kill her and maybe/maybe not find a cure, then Prince Oberyn kills them all saving her -I only saw it cuz my girlfriend was watching, it sucked hard ---- 183103868 ->>183098138 -This is literally a Red Dwarf dialogue between Lister and Rimmer. -Keep in mind that Red Dwarf is a comedy show and both Lister and Rimmer have a room temperature IQ. diff --git a/tv/183093728.txt b/tv/183093728.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f2dc688b7fef65e572fd5821a1db934d11c490b7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093728.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093728 -Lmao their 2nd live show is already delayed an hour. Housewives on Twitter losing their fucking minds ---- 183094403 ->live -yes, let's bring back what streaming services fixed diff --git a/tv/183093746.txt b/tv/183093746.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a236fb6de263276a071fa0b4847ae1b45578d1f5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093746.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093775 ->>183093746 (OP) -what was the point of making these movies? ---- 183093786 ->>183093746 (OP) -Black Adam had better action. -Fury of the Gods had some semblance of a story. diff --git a/tv/183093765.txt b/tv/183093765.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f4e53e6975f3d9416b31d2e2876b5df828eddd25..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093765.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093765 -i'm a rider ---- 183094287 -imagin doing this on exam xDDDD ---- 183094327 -no way sir ---- 183094356 -I learb magic for she ---- 183094409 -ok sirs it is time for proper answer. HOW did they make card move? Please explain all steps, thank you and good morning. ---- 183094426 ->>183094327 -I can't imagine how much more normal I would have been had I never discovered baneposting ---- 183094427 ->>183093765 (OP) ->>183094287 ->>183094327 ->>183094356 ->>183094409 -GOOD MORNING SIRS PLS DO THE NEEDFUL OKAY YES diff --git a/tv/183093771.txt b/tv/183093771.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 62ff4b51f775967b26b15bea7a3a5e9544585c64..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093771.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093771 -She's the new "It" girl ---- 183093800 -really? then how come this is a snood thread ---- 183093803 ->>183093771 (OP) -Has anyone asked Anya how she feels about getting replaced like this? ---- 183093809 ->>183093771 (OP) -Wrong. ---- 183093815 ->>183093771 (OP) -I don't understand the hype ---- 183093840 ->>183093809 -its wild knowing DiCaprio was hitting this in 2019 ---- 183093841 ->>183093771 (OP) -is it 2022 again?... ---- 183093855 ->>183093809 -Pretty, but literally who!? - ->>183093815 -She played a hot teen-ager and closet pedos think it's okay to fap to an underage character ---- 183093861 ->>183093771 (OP) -Wonder how much producer cock she had to suck ---- 183093924 ->>183093800 -God i wish, I've been dying for one, but i don't want to derail threads where it doesn't fit ---- 183094012 ->>183093771 (OP) -You mean; It "girl", right? diff --git a/tv/183093812.txt b/tv/183093812.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f18e1e0ed071ae286c843e1de7b5bd2e2d6fc0e3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093812.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093812 -https://vocaroo.com/181bbvgOXaED ---- 183093906 -Um...BASED? diff --git a/tv/183093821.txt b/tv/183093821.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 327b7ddebe15dfb2af24f9b0c352ad5c4f6c0393..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093821.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093821 ->In this alternate version of Predator, a group of little girls embark on a mission to a remote jungle to rescue hostages, only to find themselves hunted by a technologically advanced alien predator. As the predator picks them off one by one, the girls must rely on their cunning and resourcefulness to survive the deadly game of cat and mouse. With the predator closing in, they must band together and fight for their survival, proving that size doesn't matter when it comes to courage and determination. - -Could it work? ---- 183093837 -Japan could do it ---- 183093879 -/tv/ seethed for months with prey and 1 girl a group will cause them to die ---- 183093985 ->>183093821 (OP) diff --git a/tv/183093860.txt b/tv/183093860.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 970bb46b51667d37676b47e3246e4441e03a68cb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093860.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093860 ->"So what are the problems facing black communities in America today? To find out, I've come to see Dr Johnathon Williams; professor of Niggerology at the university of Chicago" ---- 183094418 -The niggers biggest problem is and always has been other niggers and a willful denial of that fact. diff --git a/tv/183093910.txt b/tv/183093910.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3346cf70dff7a1dac5e3c7cc39c776d4844f71c8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093910.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093910 ->Come sit by me anon ---- 183094014 ->>183093910 (OP) -What? Speak plainly. ---- 183094036 -Okay my queen ---- 183094049 -Why so little Nyra/Luce fics on AO3? ---- 183094077 -It's not fair ---- 183094078 ->>183093910 (OP) -Not unless Luke is there. Or Lukebro[/spoiler[. Either will suffice ---- 183094100 ->>183093910 (OP) ->She finally recognized me after all these years. ---- 183094162 ->>183094077 -That they got to kiss Elliot Grihault? I know. It makes me so mad ---- 183094202 ->>183093910 (OP) -Why does she have a trackball? ---- 183094227 ->>183094202 -she's browsing the web, idiot cunt ---- 183094297 ->>183094227 -Rude diff --git a/tv/183093914.txt b/tv/183093914.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f8004e39a69c2f5ffbc234307ba66f96e08262bc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093914.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,620 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093914 -I don't get the appeal. They just talk and do random shit every episode. They also don't really travel a lot in this show most of the episodes take place in their front yard or the living room. This managed to last 15 years?? ---- 183094041 -Did you watch the show? Sometimes they go to their bedrooms but the best parts are at Carl's house. How could you forget those places? ---- 183094070 ->>183093914 (OP) -the appeal is the talking, which is funny ---- 183094098 ->>183093914 (OP) -Smoke weed ---- 183094115 ->>183093914 (OP) ->They just talk and do random shit - -you just described like 90% of all tv shows ---- 183094130 -i think the appeal is the characters, master shake is full of one liners and carl has a degenerate lazy man attitude that most home dwellers can relate to. Meatwad is kind of annoying desu. ---- 183094141 ->>183094115 -I think you may have an illness ---- 183094160 ->>183094098 ->>183094098 ->>183094098 ---- 183094177 ->>183094130 -Meatwad is the best, fuck you ---- 183094209 ->>183094177 -eh, he has some moments, I like the larry miller hair system episode, pretty good. ---- 183094225 ->>183093914 (OP) -The sudden abrupt & absurd humor gets people. ---- 183094285 ->>183094209 -I love it when he talks with his box friend ---- 183094345 -The delivery of 'invisible robot meat' for the first time made me cry. ---- 183094360 -It’s impossibly quotable. ---- 183094378 ->>183094177 -Meatwad is best when he's a punching bag for Shake's insults. - ->HEY HEY LOOK AT ME I'M STUPID AS HELL AND CAN'T BREATHE PROPERLY ---- 183094437 ->>183094378 -No, shake is best when he receives devine retribution for abusing meatwad ---- 183094579 -YES! ---- 183094751 -this show is perfect fuck you ---- 183094792 ->>183094141 -ur dumb, and hes right ---- 183094819 -MY NAME IS ---- 183094876 -SHAKE ZULA -THE MIKE RULA -THE OLD SCHOOLA -YOU WANNA TRIP? -I'LL TAKE IT TO YA ---- 183094914 ->What is this, the movie Thief, soundtrack by Tangerine Dream? ---- 183094948 ->>183094819 -Shake Zula, the mic rulah -The old schoolah, you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya (Raw) -Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop, -Meatwad you're up next, work it out now -Meatwad make the money, see -Meatwad get the honies, G' -Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star -Ice on my fingers and my toes and all my toys -Ha-ha, check it -Uh, check-check it, yeah -'Cause we are the Aqua Teens -Make the homies say, "ho," and the girlies wanna scream -'Cause we are the Aqua Teens -Make the homies say, "ho," and the girlies wanna scream -Yeah -Aqua Teen Hunger Force -Number one in the hood, G' ---- 183094965 ->>183093914 (OP) -Like Space Ghost Coast to Coast, its a show about nothing. It's the ultimate troll, to see how long it can go without a plot or even any real animation before Cartoon Network will cancel it. - -TV is such a wasteland nowadays and network execs are so lazy that a show like this can go on for fifteen years. Which makes it all that much funnier. ---- 183095007 ->>183093914 (OP) -Here’s what you don’t understand: -It doesn’t matter. -None of this matters. ---- 183095008 ->>183094437 -shake is best when he's in too deep and either being too proud or stupid to accept the situation as is. or when he goes on an insulting diatribe. or whatever; shake is the best. ---- 183095032 -One man's waste is another man's soap ---- 183095061 ->>183094965 ->muh plot -comedy shows need good jokes and good comedic delivery. that's literally it. everything else is ancillary. ---- 183095063 ->>183095008 -this. - -seeing him fuck his life up due to pride is always fire, good reflection of how far narcissists will go to cope ---- 183095081 ->This one time, I ate boiled peanuts. Like, a lot. And I'd liked to have gotten sick. You know? ---- 183095085 ->>183093914 (OP) -its comfy late night shit ---- 183095086 -It's a brilliantly written show. The visuals are just a lazy excuse for talented writers who never got a big break to do whatever they want, basically. Adult Swim has a lot of shows like this, that are carried hard by brilliant writing while the art is incoherent or ugly as sin, or both. - -This show, Squidbillies, and Xavier Renegade Angel are excellent examples of it. ---- 183095118 ->>183095086 ->Squidbillies -Anon... ---- 183095136 ->>183095086 -xavier is genuinely too ugly for me to show new people, they think it looks like render farm garbage ---- 183095152 ->>183095118 -Yeah I know they shitcanned Erly's voice actor, fuck em for that. What we got before then was brilliant though. ---- 183095153 ->>183095118 -Not him but I love Squidbillies. -What's your point? It's not brilliant? ---- 183095175 ->>183093914 (OP) -The Mooninites were the peak of this show. ---- 183095191 ->>183095136 -You'd think in this era of AI-produce art and garbage tiktok spam they'd be more accepting of Xavier's, admittedly, horrendous visuals. But Xavier is probably the smartest show they've ever written. ---- 183095204 -Ahhh that's an excellent Wayne Gretzky ---- 183095222 ->>183095175 -I still remember that bomb scare that happened in Boston lmao ---- 183095231 ->>183095153 -Idk I remember it being shit back in the day. Maybe I should give it another chance. ---- 183095252 ->>183095086 -Xavier might be the most well written comedy ever. The writer had to have been a master of English. ---- 183095294 ->>183095231 -The first scene I saw when I watched it randomly one night was this: ->the sheriff hands Erly Cuyler a subpoena ->Erly: aw hell. Russel, fetch my glasses. ->Russel hands Erly two glass tumblers full of whisky to Erly, who downs them both in one gulp each. ->he pulls out a sawed-off shotgun and blasts the subpoena out of the sheriff's hands -I knew then I was dealing with an amazing show. ---- 183095302 ->>183095231 -You should. If you like ATHF you'll like Squidbillies. ---- 183095308 -i hope this aqua teen thread stays up - -its my favorite animated show of all time, and im gonna get WASTED - -TONIGHT ---- 183095334 ->>183095294 -For me the first amazing joke was ->I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin. I'm constantly drinkin. ---- 183095341 ->>183095008 -I love how you can never really tell whether Shake believes his own lies. ---- 183095366 ->>183094965 ->>183095061 -these niggas get it, it ain't south cuck it's not tryna be seen as smart it's a dumb show with dumber jokes ---- 183095367 ->>183095175 -The Mooninites were the best characters who showed up in more than 4 episodes that weren't the main 4 characters. ---- 183095372 ->>183095308 -I'm just starting to get fired up. I'll be in this thread until archive, drinkin' that pine cone party liquor. ---- 183095391 -CHICKEN AND BEANS -THE BEST DINNER THAT I EVER SEEN -YOU BEST GO GET YOSELF SOME -CHICKEN AND BEANS~ ---- 183095403 -This and Harvey Birdman are the two best shows AS ever created. Squidbillies and Wonder Showzen close seconds. ---- 183095423 ->>183095136 -just show people wonder showzen you big fag ---- 183095440 ->>183095008 ->I don't remember shooting this scene...what the hell is this? ->well you said it was an action horror sitcom with a sci-fi twist ->I'M IN YOUR HOUSE ---- 183095447 ->>183095423 -i saw a thread on that, wtf is it? like dont hug me im scared or something ---- 183095465 ->>183095175 -how about nitrous man ---- 183095574 ->>183095447 -Like what? It came before Xavier. It was sketch comedy kind of; a mix of segments with puppets, cartoon shorts, real life segments, etc.; all dark/black humor and pissing people off. There's an interview with the creators where they say that before s1 ended, IIRC, they were going as far as they could to see what they could do. -Like in one of the first episodes, for example, the number 2 hangs themselves, and in another one, Mother Nature becomes a transvestite. This aired around 2004 MTV, two seasons. ---- 183095589 -NA NA NANANA -DUDUDA DUDUDA DANA DUDADA -NA NA NANANA ---- 183095607 -the best part is how fucking dark the stories get, it just gets super fucking creepy in random episodes. - -supernatural and horrific shit goes down, and at the same time the main 3 characters keep the tone light and fun ---- 183095645 -DAMN THAT MUCH FOR A AVOCADO? ---- 183095654 ->>183095465 -Shut up, Err ---- 183095697 -So you say you're into science? That's... kind of like my job. I work in a cereal factory. ---- 183095810 -I think the only show more quotable than ATHF is Futurama's first couple seasons, and not by very much. ---- 183095830 ->DID YOUR ASS GET ENOUGH WINGS!? ---- 183095872 -Would you eat it? ---- 183095896 -AW SHIEEET -DAT AIN'T MERLO, IS IT? ---- 183095906 -All of this stuff is just stuff that normally happens in Jersey. ---- 183095912 ->>183095872 -probably, irl I drink to the point I'd vomit blood and smoke so much my lungs rattle at night - -just dont eat the tomatoes right ---- 183095916 ->>183095872 ->is that mustard? ->yeah, DIJON mustard ---- 183095922 ->>183095872 ->Bread made from wheat grown in Hell's half-acre. Baked by Beelzebub. ---- 183096023 ->not one, but TWO god tier endings -How did ATHF do it? ---- 183096105 -You frickin killed us fry man ---- 183096176 -I remember the movie being largely forgettable but the opening scene with the metal band movie snacks may have been the hardest I’ve ever laughed in a movie theater. ---- 183096195 ->Hello, /tv/. My name is Anon and I am the one and only Moon Master. Savior of the Mooninites. ---- 183096207 ->>183094378 ->I don't want candy, that's kiddy shit. I NEED candy and when you need something that's a responsibility only an adult can handle. ->Who's been playing "I want candy," FOR A FREAKING WEEK! Now I want candy and I don't know why! - -That was their best episode. ---- 183096225 ->>183096176 -I still listen to that song unironically, I think Mastodon made it. Really fucking good. ---- 183096255 ->>183096195 ->You destroyed the moon saber! There is but one in the known galaxy! ->.... ->well good thing I bought a 3 pack ---- 183096270 ->>183094225 - -Dumbasses, children, and the easily amused, maybe ---- 183096282 ->>183093914 (OP) ->I don't get the appeal. They just talk and do random shit every episode. They also don't really travel a lot in this show most of the episodes take place in their front yard or the living room. This managed to last 15 years?? -The storyboarding is actually well down. There is a tremendous element of randomness and inconsistency, yet somehow the story-progression for each episode is very well done -Not to mention, the delivery of the dialogue is really organic. -Dana Snyder especially. -It's basically the same reason that It's Always Sunny is funny, except it's way more fantastical. ---- 183096297 ->>183096270 -You waited a whole hour to reply to that? ---- 183096500 ->>183095308 ->>183095252 ->>183095191 ->>183095153 ->>183095136 ->>183095086 ->>183094948 ->>183094751 -> NNNNOOOOO!!! YOU CANT JUST MAKE…VALID CRITICISMS AGAINST MY HECKIN’ ABSURDIST ADULT SWIM LINEUP! I LMAO MY ASS OFF EVERY TIME [as] REPLAYS “TOO MANY COOKS,” JEJ JEJ JEJ, ISNT IT SO ZANY?? FUNNY CARTOONS THAT LOOK GOOD ARENT GOOD ENOUGH, WE NEED THE UKTRAVIOLENCE OF SUPERJAIL AND THE SHITTY ART OF XAVIER AND THE GROSSNESS/COMPLETE LACK OF COMEDY OF TIM AND ERIC!! AMIRITE LE FELLOW REDDITEURS? -Being an unironic fan of any of that shit takes a truly special type of social reject fag ---- 183096538 ->>183096297 -Nah I just cruised into the thread and was reading it from the beginning ---- 183096551 ->>183096500 -Post a picture of you without a shirt on. ---- 183096564 ->>183096500 ->t. gayest monster since gay came to gay town ---- 183096590 ->>183096564 -JUICE! ---- 183096621 ->>183095872 -Needs mayo it's a dry sandwich ---- 183096758 -It's funny ---- 183096782 ->>183096551 ---- 183096927 ->>183095302 -I can get why it's rougher for people to get into Squidbillies. ATHF is funnier if you live/lived in Jersey or the tristate area, but it's not necessary to enjoy the show. For Squidbillies you really need to either be from the south or at least have lived there for some of the humor to really click. ---- 183096983 ->>183094130 -Hot take but I think Space Ghost was better. ---- 183097001 ->>183095830 ->hey look, there's a broad. There's a broad right the- HEY! YEAH YOU, DINGBAT! ---- 183097044 ->>183094965 -Space Ghost was actually really ambitious and artistic for a cartoon talk show. Aqua Teen was also really creative sometimes. ---- 183097067 ->>183094285 -YOU USE MY NAME WHEN YOU TALKIN TO ME BOY. BOXXY BROWN! ---- 183097071 ->>183096927 -Born and raised Atlanta here. ATHF is still a hell of a lot funnier and more clever but when that niche southern Squidbillies humor kicks in it really hits extra hard. ---- 183097198 ->>183095252 -100% agree with you. XRA's writing was in a league of its own ---- 183097259 ->>183095252 -It’s the guy that played towelie and a hapa ---- 183097277 ->>183096105 -The scene where Fry is calling up his ladies and saying he wants to spend his time with the wrong people while the rap music goes hard in the background is so kino. Top 5 episode ---- 183097298 ->>183093914 (OP) ->shake: i dont have teeth, teeth are for gay people thats why fairies come and get them -because it feels like theater class where you were given some random ass situation and told to ad lib it. its how an episode can start with them at the convenient store and end with a giant dickshaped rocket piloted by a walking penis. [AS] just didnt care ---- 183097318 -Love ATHF but we never talk about its father show Sealab 2021. First 2 seasons and frisky dingo are som of AS best shows ever ---- 183097339 ->>183097277 -It’s the best episode -https://youtu.be/Gw4DNXegwxw [Embed] ---- 183097371 ->>183097318 -Space Ghost is the daddy, sealab and aqua teen came out at the same time iirc ---- 183097404 ->>183097371 -And The Brak Show was a cousin. ---- 183097437 ->>183097371 -ATHF's first appearance was on Space Ghost even and they looked totally different. ---- 183097476 ->>183093914 (OP) -I can't get drunk off beer anymore ---- 183097483 ->i was driven here by the villager when i was doing 30 in a 25 -its a contrast between dry human and absurdism. ---- 183097531 ->>183097483 ->It was just the one guy, but I didn't know him. Well, I did know him. But it's not like we were buds, or anything. ---- 183097559 ->>183094579 -Living in the sticks and not having internet or cable, I would pause at this spot and jack off. ---- 183097574 ->>183095153 -back when it first aired I think I didn't like it because it was just hideously ugly and I passed on it -then like five years later I watched it while stuck in a hotel and I laughed my ass off -it's honestly pretty funny and only gets obviously long in the tooth near the very end ---- 183097600 ->>183097437 -Actually that’s a misconception. They were written for an episode of Space Ghost that wasn’t made. But then after ATHF came out, in true SG fashion, they produced that old script as an episode ---- 183097674 ->>183097559 -First few months in my first apartment I didn't have internet or tv just a few seasons of athf and family guy. I know exactly what you mean. ---- 183097731 ->>183093914 (OP) -It's always sunny but animated ---- 183097764 ->>183097731 -Not even close what the fuck are you talking about ---- 183097915 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3spUetlno&ab_channel=brianstk [Embed] - -absolute kino ---- 183097931 ->>183096176 -I really envy people who got to see that bit at a screening. ---- 183097952 -Your pretty face is going to hell is made by the same guys as athf. It's basically live action athf set in hell ---- 183097980 ->frylock is a good straight man ->meatwad is funny ->master shake's VA has 10/10 delivery ->carl is a character literally any man can relate to ---- 183098026 ->>183097931 -I've never laughed that hard in my life and I still quote it regularly. I'll get random texts from my best friend just saying "remember when we skipped work to see aqua teen?" ---- 183098029 ->>183096176 -I think the movie is the peak of the series. The feature length allowed them to make a totally confusing mindfuck without changing anything about the show ---- 183098050 ->>183094437 ->>183094378 -something about Shakes line delivery just beats almost everything else in the show for me..Maybe I'm just a sucker for le funny voice ---- 183098084 -The later seaons were quite hit-and-miss but when it hit it was good. -Shirt Herpes, Muscles, The Dudies & Sweet C are all great. ---- 183098092 ->Frylock its not me on that video...because there's nothing up there its a friggen log! ---- 183098100 ->>183097980 -the main cast are exceptionally well voice acted, but i've somehow struggled to find or remember any of the VA's names over the years ---- 183098101 ->>183094948 ->Ice on my fingers and my toes and all my toys -he says "ice on my fingers and my toes and i'm a taurus" ---- 183098151 ->>183094819 -SNEEDZULA, THE BOARD RULA, THE OLDSHOOLA -YOU WANNA (You)? I'LL BRING IT TO YA ---- 183098158 ->>183098100 -I'm pretty sure Dana Snyder does Shake, Meatwad & Carl. -Carey Means did Frylock. He was a black dude that was paid in magic beans. ---- 183098250 -poor ol' drippy :( ---- 183098258 ->>183098158 -Snyder is only Shake, and some side characters. Meatwad and Carl are both Dave Willis the shows creator ---- 183098279 ->>183097764 ->Random adventures in the same setting for 15+ years -Yes it does ---- 183098318 ->>183098258 -Thanks. Didn't want to look it up. ---- 183098334 ->>183093914 (OP) -Say this for me first OP: - -I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED ---- 183098348 -bros, we sold out... -https://youtu.be/BhAvzsrWS8A [Embed] ---- 183098350 ->>183098050 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0HbN-N7W1I [Embed] ---- 183098411 ->>183096782 -whats her name ---- 183098448 ->a whole school bus full of children disappeared up there ->the anniversary is today, in fact ---- 183098471 -WHO IS GIVIN OUT FREE DUMMIES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ---- 183098531 ->>183098411 -lovely lillith I think ---- 183098589 ->>183093914 (OP) -I have come to the realization that ATHF and other AS programs were for me in a way nothing else ever was or will be. And I don't blame you for not getting it, it was a different time. But now everything feels so bland and soulless. I hate television so much, bros. I hate my life. I want to go back and live in this time forever ---- 183098676 ->>183096500 -lmao tldr dont care still going to enjoy rewatching the seasons ---- 183098692 ->shake sees the robot girl literally programmed to be the love of his life ->...HEY BIMBO GET THE FUCK OFF MY TURF ---- 183098720 ->complete this task and you will gain....immortal ->NEVER ENDING LIFE ->.....Nah. Sometimes I kinda wanna die. ---- 183099033 ->>183093914 (OP) -I love how the movie ads specifically bragged about having "FOUR new backgrounds" ---- 183099384 -snyder's shake is about as iconic as dan c.'s homer I think. carl is also pretty up there. ---- 183099417 -is this show any good? ---- 183099551 -Will we ever get the full Little Brittle track? ---- 183099603 ->>183098348 -I love Carl's Lock. Wish they still did it. ---- 183099631 ->>183093914 (OP) -I always thought you had to be a specific age to enjoy it. -My friends and I were in jr. high when it was airing and we thought it was the funniest shit ever. Probably wouldn't enjoy it now though. ---- 183099727 ->>183096500 -writing all that makes you special type of retard ---- 183099804 -DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES MOCHA SHAKE-AH ---- 183100204 ->>183099631 -Boo. ---- 183100271 -This show is hilarious and the best thing Adult Swim ever did. Brick and Mortar is a shitty unfunny pedo knockoff. ---- 183100395 ->>183098279 -So every sitcom is the same as sunny? Cool. ---- 183100415 ->>183095118 ->>183095231 -If you're from the Appalachians you'll appreciate it a whole lot more. It's very realistic. ---- 183100878 -Opinions on 12 oz Mouse? - -I found it ethereal when it's 2AM and you're in this insomnia haze where everything seems genius. Maybe it's just me. ---- 183101191 ->>183095830 ->UHH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GOT ENOUGH? ---- 183101354 ->>183095008 -Nothing on television will ever top the gas station check cashing scene. ---- 183101368 -I really liked the Side Pieces series AS put out last year they're actually really funny which is surprising given the show ended in 2015 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZfcHcLHbw [Embed] ---- 183101400 ->>183100878 -baaed ---- 183101427 -literally a ripoff of spongebob -carl is squidward -meatwad is patrick -shake is spongebob -fryman is sandy -it's 1:1 formulaic garbage turner commissioned to try and get in on the billions viacom was making off that faggot sponge ---- 183101484 ->>183101427 -Meat wad is spongbob ---- 183101505 ->>183101484 -spongebob wasn't a retard, spongebob was the annoying character, hence shake ---- 183101543 ->>183100878 -David Lynch presents ATHF ---- 183101544 ->>183101505 -Shake is extremely stupid ---- 183101569 ->i have a phone call. im sure you've had...one. but i get them all the time. - -this quote lives in my head rent free ---- 183101642 -I HAD TO PULL A LOT OF STRINGS TO GET THEM TO HIRE AN EIGHT YEAR OLD! ---- 183101643 ->>183094209 ->gee thanks Carl… ---- 183101748 ->>183101569 -It's such a Shake thing to say. ---- 183101772 ->>183093914 (OP) ->They just talk and do random shit every episode -That's the appeal ---- 183101830 ->>183101642 -You can't eat carpet daddy ---- 183101838 ->>183101748 -Romulox said that. ---- 183101955 ->>183093914 (OP) -its nice voices that say nice things while amusing things happen on screen and back in my day that was enough ---- 183101990 ->>183093914 (OP) -Oh, you noticed? Yeah. See, a lot of water gets wasted during the day flushing the toilet in the bathroom, you know so I fill all this up all I gotta do when I go to the kitchen for lunch is pour it down the sink. Whatever it takes to save the earth. 'Cause granola girls, gets 'em all moist. Homeless girls, too. They'll do anything for shelter. ---- 183102286 ->>183101354 -Good well we don't cash 'em. ---- 183102516 ->>183098589 -hang in there, anon ---- 183102541 ->>183100878 -a couple of friends and I liked it but I don't really remember much about it ---- 183102589 ->>183093914 (OP) -They're literally just like me ---- 183102628 ->>183094345 -FEAST! ---- 183102656 ->>183094345 -I was thinking of that episode just today. - ->You should know… two people died in dis house… ->Yeah, I know. we killed them :) ---- 183102793 ->>183097318 ->I HATE POD SIX ---- 183102814 ->>183094579 ->>183097559 -didn't "she" have a mans voice? ---- 183102904 ->>183097318 -I wanted to fuck the female crew member ---- 183103020 ->>183095153 ->Let's talk briefly about your work ethic. ->Well, I don't think ethnics do no work. I mean, that's they problem, really. If you ain't like me, go hang from a damn tree. ->Overt racial prejudice. Impressive, Early. ->Thank ya kindly. ->Certainly. ---- 183103060 ->>183095334 ->You say the suspect was, 'three apples high, with feet of green.' ---- 183103904 ->>183094160 ->>183094098 -Bad argument. If you need to smoke weed to make something better then it isn’t good. It’s like “it’s better if your with friends” yea everything is better with friends retard diff --git a/tv/183093917.txt b/tv/183093917.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 98b227415bb4741c9ad6becf743da986c081cf58..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093917.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093917 -Realistically, how well could this movie perform? Will the new Indiana Jones film outperform The Super Mario Bros. Movie in box office and audience popularity, as well as critical acclamation? What are your expectations of it, versus. what you had over something else this year, like the Mario film? ---- 183094065 ->>183093917 (OP) -I think it'll turn out to be a competent but soulless husk. It'll probably get obligatory good reviews simply for the feminism. Probably 90% on RT. In terms of box office it'll probably do around the same as Crystal Skull, maybe less. ---- 183094134 ->>183093917 (OP) -Indiana Jones and the Challenges of Constipation ---- 183094167 ->>183093917 (OP) -If the script leaks are accurate, people might see it just say they saw something worse than Crystal Skull. ---- 183094203 ->>183093917 (OP) -No way Disney is going to let its anti-Nazi movie make under 1 bil ---- 183094373 ->>183093917 (OP) ->set in 1969 ->still battling nazis ->it’s all so tiresome -t. The World diff --git a/tv/183093959.txt b/tv/183093959.txt deleted file mode 100644 index be07f68715c71a650b2ae3320c3d4bc4f199cb93..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093959.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093959 ->successful businessman ->last name is “Jobs” -what hack wrote this shit? diff --git a/tv/183093995.txt b/tv/183093995.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 950f3d27d55fcf6edbeedf16b14ba8369801ac63..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183093995.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183093995 ->Are you talking to me? diff --git a/tv/183094009.txt b/tv/183094009.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4fcf7db08f6bbc2bac2d64a3e419c7c3ee03427c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094009.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094009 -makoto shinkai only knows how to write teenage romance. he did your name and it was a hit and was like yeah this is the only genre ill ever do. it fucking sucks and i see a lot of men liking it but as a girl idk i didn't enjoy it at all. ---- 183094155 ->>183094009 (OP) -You will never be a woman. ---- 183094313 ->>183094009 (OP) -You were hoping to get a discussion going? Or a L O N D O N post? ---- 183094404 ->>183094009 (OP) ->Your Name -The animation quality was out of this world but the story was fucking nonsensical diff --git a/tv/183094027.txt b/tv/183094027.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f2db75dd8db706505649f77eb292ca3aea8a0591..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094027.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1009 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094027 -This has the potential to be better than the films, hell even better than the books, but it won’t be. If you were in charge of this project, what would you do differently from the movies? I think this would do well in a traditional western animation form. ---- 183094061 -Will JK have the balls to demand an on-screen gay sex scene like Brokeback Mountain? ---- 183094117 -I would work hard to make it appeal to modern audiences. ---- 183094181 ->>183094117 -If an Anti-JK Rowling activist was smart enough they would unironically do this to destroy the Harry Potter IP to spite her. ---- 183094197 ->>183094027 (OP) -It's really hard to fuck it up. They have complete books and series of movies. All they need is to expand on it. ---- 183094199 -Not a clue, a show like this will live and die on its casting. ---- 183094223 ->>183094027 (OP) -What the fuck do they mean by this? They already made movies. ---- 183094270 ->>183094223 -Ended ten years ago. Apparently that's time ---- 183094288 ->>183094027 (OP) -Is /ourmommy/ JK involved with this at all? ---- 183094453 ->>183094288 -Ex producer -Don't believe the nonsense about WB trying to buy her out. ---- 183094493 ->>183094288 -of course, that's why it'll have niggers in it ---- 183094511 ->>183094288 ->>183094453 -Her understanding basic biology doesn’t make her your friend. ---- 183094516 -Black Hermione will be a real thang ---- 183094552 -if they do it right they call pull this off beautifully, like using everyday hogwarts life as filler, classes etc, pretty much an extended version of the first two installments ---- 183094560 ->>183094199 -This. They casted the original movies exceptionally well. Not just Harry, Ron, and Hermione, but a lot of the supporting characters. Tragic that two of the best supporting characters from the films (Snape and Hagrid) had their actors pass away. Alan Rickman didn't even look like Snape was supposed to (no beard, for one thing) but he was simply so excellent it didn't matter. - -There's so many big shoes to fill. ---- 183094693 ->>183094560 -Maggie Smith and Alan Rickman were perfect ---- 183094703 ->>183094511 -Who said she was? ---- 183094787 ->>183094027 (OP) -Black Hermione will happen. One member will be trans and 50% of the cast will be brown/black -It's all so tiresome ---- 183094839 ->>183094027 (OP) ->do something original? ->nah let's just remake something that's 10 years old and loved by everyone ---- 183094935 ->>183094027 (OP) -It could be great, but it's inevitable they will fuck it up. While fans have wanted a TV series for years, the only reason they're getting one is that execs view HP as an intellectual asset they haven't been profiting from, and they are ready for a big payday. It's going to be the most corporate-controlled TV production probably ever. You'll have people writing the scripts that never read the books and don't care about getting it right. You'll have diversity officers doing the casting to make sure 50% of the actors are nonwhite. - -It's being made for the wrong reasons, and that's going to be evident in every aspect of it. - ->If you were in charge of this project, what would you do differently from the movies? - -Let it be a comfy, whimsical magic tale. No dreary 2000s color correction. No over-the-top summer blockbuster nonsense. No blackwashed characters. Hire fans of the novels as consultants. ---- 183094988 ->>183094935 ->You'll have people writing the scripts that never read the books and don't care about getting it right -Rowling said she will be involved and is doing it because it will be faithful, plus she will make millions more. -I think she'll encourage all the casting diversity shit but be controlling with them disregarding the story ---- 183095050 ->>183094988 -I think the plot will be book-accurate on paper, but they'll miss things like tone and theme (same way the original film series did). Rowling won't be able to catch this because she's proven very inept at script writing. ---- 183095075 ->>183095050 -That's fair actually, you're right. ---- 183095097 ->>183094935 -> Let it be a comfy, whimsical magic tale. No dreary 2000s color correction. No over-the-top summer blockbuster nonsense. No blackwashed characters. Hire fans of the novels as consultants. - -Fucking this ---- 183095103 -Why did trannies get up in arms about the vidya Rowling wasn't involved with but don't seem to care about the soulless reboot she is? ---- 183095112 ->>183094560 -Snape had a beard? -I re-read a few months back and I don't recall this? ---- 183095114 ->>183094197 ->It's really hard to fuck it up -All they have to do is max diversity the cast, and it'll be inevitable shit. ---- 183095139 ->>183095103 -They don't have anyone to target yet. Don't worry, it'll come when casting is revealed. ---- 183095163 ->>183094027 (OP) ->First season -Adapt the book in a fairly straightforward way, perhaps adding some of the tail end of the first wizarding war and Quirrell's journey. I would also make a point to get the character's ages right. Rickman was great as Snape, but it's important to make him younger this time around. If you're committing to 10 years then you need to feel the time passing. Also maybe shoot his stuff from Deathly Hallows at the beginning since we now have the luxury of knowing how it ends ahead of time. Casting of Dumbledore is also important to get right. You need to cast a younger man who can play older instead of a 70 year old who we hope will make it until the end. Dumbledore has the air of a much younger person anyway, and he's weird and eccentric and you can always age him up with makeup. - -One of the tough spots here is deciding the overall tone. We know how it ends, and when these books were originally released, they kind of grew up with the audience. But now you need to make it a little more tone specific. Obviously there is still whimsy, but you can add some of the darker elements from the end of the war here to keep things relatively consistent. - ->Season 2 -By the book, adding more about Hagrid and Riddle if you need space - ->Season 3 -The big reveal is already revealed. You can focus more on the original Marauders without worrying to much about the twist. - ->Season 4 -Undo everything from the stupid fucking movie. This was the worst in the franchise by far. I don't particularly love the book either, but goddamn. No electronic noises for Moody's fucking eye either. - ->Season 5 -Longest book, shortest movie. And it's noticeable. Just adapt the book as is. Let the dementor scene with Dudley breath. Let the trial actually feel like something's at stake. Show us Neville's parents at St. Mungos. Let Sirius and Harry have their relationship. Don't make it a goddamn montage movie ---- 183095179 ->>183094693 ->Maggie Smith and Richard Harris were perfect -FTFY ---- 183095185 ->>183094197 -Niggers are living proof that it's easy to fuck anything up. ---- 183095202 ->>183094839 -True. They could easily tell a story about the American Hogwarts or one of the other schools, but that would require originality. ---- 183095271 -It won't because it's gonna be diverse in the most annoying way, and be clearly written by twitter leftists because only they get writing jobs now ---- 183095272 ->>183095112 -You have a shit memory anon ---- 183095291 ->>183095272 -he looks Chinese ---- 183095292 ->>183095163 -Book 4 has the chance to be the most kino ever. Just imaging the quiditch world cup done right. The story about how Barty escaped. Is better than anything on book 5 at least ---- 183095357 ->>183095163 ->Season 6 -This movie sucked pretty bad. Show us all of the memories. Show Riddle creating the Horcruxes. Show all the shit they cut out for no reason. And show more of Draco's desperation. He seems mildly inconvenienced in this movie until the very end when he breaks down. We should feel bad for him. He's a bad person, but he's in an impossible situation and it's hard not to feel for the guy - ->Season 7 -Don't make it a goddamn 3D theme park ride. I've actually been thinking about this one a lot recently, but make Doge's eulogy to Dumbledore into an actual visual sequence. It would be nice. In the movie they just kind of mention that he wrote one and it goes nowhere. Also show some of the stuff happening at Hogwarts. It always irritated me that we never get to see anything from other characters perspectives here. There's a lot you can do with it if you're working with a full season of television. ---- 183095397 ->>183095179 -How could I forget? Wish we could’ve seen his portrayal in the later films ---- 183095419 ->>183095291 -Clearly has a beard though ---- 183095438 ->>183095112 -Snape never had a beard. The other guy is a delusion headcanon fag ---- 183095476 ->>183095112 -Rowling never mentions Snape having a beard in any text. It's just a weird thing the illustrator decided to draw and apparently she never pushed back on it ---- 183095488 ->>183095112 -Yes he did. I rememver being surprised as a kid when Rickman didn't have the Gruber ---- 183095500 ->>183095397 -I think he may have made some of the later films salvageable. One of the biggest turn-offs was how horrible Gambon portrayed the character, but losing Chris Columbus was probably the biggest hit to the franchise. ---- 183095549 ->>183095438 -Are you too retarded to read a thread? ->>183095272 ->>183095419 -Do you dispute canon material? Dumbass. ---- 183095564 ->>183095357 -Watching the sixth movie right now. The scene where the death eaters attack the Weasley’s home is so retarded and pointless. They made that instead of adapting the other memories ---- 183095665 ->>183095500 -Gambon is fine in the latter films. I still vastly prefer Harris, but I think angry Dumbledore was a Newell choice. Watching all of his interviews, he seems to downright hate some things in the text and he doesn't sound like he understands the characters or world at all. He was literally going to burn down the forbidden forest because he thought it would look cool. Other books in the series were already out at this point. He should know it would have major repercussions, but he just didn't care. It sounds like he only read Goblet of Fire, and he wasn't happy about it either. ---- 183095711 ->>183095357 ->>183095564 -I unironically walked out of the movie theater 20 minutes before the sixth movie ended and I didint watched it complete until years later. - -I s don't know what the hell were they thinking. The core of the book is all of the Riddle memories, that for this series has the potential to be the best part of the season ---- 183095715 -I think an animation is the way to go. Sat what you will about the movies, they recreate the world very well and have their own atmosphere. Using live action would be competing with the legacy of thr movie series in a way. I think you avoid that by animating. - -I'll probably watch it either way. If they stick to the script it should be entertain to some degree. ---- 183095758 ->>183095665 -I just remember reading/hearing Gambon never even read the source material and took the liberty to give Dumbledor an Irish accent just because. Never cared for his portrayal. ---- 183095994 ->>183095715 -Doing a live action TV series would have been very doable in the 90s-early 2000s before everything became soulless. People are already anticipating the inevitable blackwashing and woke actors. The style and soul of TV series back then would have served the books better than anything we'll get today. I'll be surprised if we get anything better than the worst movie of the franchise. ---- 183096145 ->>183094027 (OP) -you just have to adapt all the stuff they left out (a lot of it especially book 5), have a decent pacing and have a bit of luck with casting the children - -also, brace yourself, harry is going to be white and with curly and messy hair (and green eyes), hermione black, ron asian (may be paki since it's the uk) ---- 183096186 ->>183096145 -Book 5 was always my favorite in the series, but god damn was the movie such a lifeless slog to watch ---- 183096212 ->>183095163 -I just want the midnight duel to make my 10 yo self finallly shut up they cut it in the movie ---- 183096261 ->>183096212 -What midnight duel? ---- 183096279 ->>183096261 -He probably means Hagrids hut with Umbridge. Harry and Co watch from thr astronomy tower during their exam. ---- 183096339 ->>183096261 -in book 1 malfoy challenges harry to a magical duel, with ron as his second, but he never shows and they just risk getting point deducted. -it's a minor scene, and they were right to cut it, but i was pissed when i saw it was missing in the first movie in theater in 2001 ---- 183096352 ->>183094027 (OP) -I wouldn’t do it in the woke age. This thing won’t last three seasons ---- 183096355 ->>183094027 (OP) - -manchild thread. hp should be quarantined with the superhero movies ---- 183096508 -> Dumbeldore gay sex scene as part of the opening theme -> all cast is black except snape -> use more dragons, like unnececary amount of them -> every mougel is ginger and everybody are racist towards them -> harry is going MtF -> Ron is Chad af although he's a mougel -> no lethal spells, if you want to kill someone you need to use a gun or just beat the shit out of somebody (you can use magic to beat the shit out of somebody if that helps). -> harry marries hermione the way god intended - -This is a fun thread thanks op. ---- 183096517 ->>183094027 (OP) -Literally just get the casting right, not that it’s an easy thing to do when the actors are still kids, but at least try. Apart from that, just follow the books and don’t embellish too much or make everything political. HBO makes high quality shows but that’s sometimes overshadowed by poor casting and writing ---- 183096544 -They could easily pad out norbet for a while ---- 183096556 ->>183096508 -Ron is supposed to be a chad, the movie made him retarded while he is arguably the best character in books 1 to 3 ---- 183096560 ->>183096279 -For me it's all the McGonagall vs Umbridge that's left out in the 5th movie. I assume it's because Maggie was dealing with her breaat cancer in the later films, but Mcgongall's relationship with Harry was completely left out in the later movies. Her crying out when she thought he was dead was very memorable in the books. ---- 183096563 ->>183096508 ->mougel -What? ---- 183096592 ->>183094027 (OP) ->I think this would do well in a traditional western animation form -I firmly agree, Harry Potter is slightly childish, very dreamlike. It screams the need for animation and not live action. But I'd hire the studio behind the Klaus movie only. They have the tech needed for proper 2D animation. ---- 183096594 ->>183094787 -Draco, Snape, and all the death eaters will be white. ---- 183096596 ->>183096339 -I honestly don't remember this at all, but it's been awhile since I've read the books. ---- 183096627 ->>183096563 -Muggles * just looked that up. ->>183096556 -Reading books is gay and so are you. ---- 183096652 ->>183096560 -The way the book handles Harry's complete domination of Voldemort at the end was something I was expecting to see in the film but they didn't bother. He just goes full chad mode, confident no one else can die and Voldemort bears witness to it. ---- 183096682 ->>183096339 -At night? In the trophy room? ---- 183096745 ->>183096594 -That goes without saying ---- 183096776 ->>183094027 (OP) ->How would you attempt this ->Harry ends up with Hermione ->Ron dies painfully on screen ->The End. ---- 183096815 ->>183096652 -Didn't they also change him fixing his wand or something too? I remember the elder wand having some different ending in the books vs movie for the worse. ---- 183096840 ->>183096776 -Hermione and Ron was obvious endgame from Book 2 ---- 183096848 ->>183096815 -Yeah he repairs his old wand with the elder wand, and resolves to store the elder wand so it's ownership dies with him. -Which is something that relies on him never being disarmed again so it's silly. I liked him breaking it in two, just wish he fixed his wand. ---- 183096855 ->>183094027 (OP) - -Seems pretty ambitious, can they pull it off? ---- 183096903 ->>183096855 -If they pull that off will you die? ---- 183096938 ->>183096840 -Maybe, but Rowling has since said that she regrets Rom/Hermione pairing and she only did it as a self-insert wish fulfillment. So maybe she changes it for the better in this series. ---- 183096951 -I hope they don't fuck this up. 1 season per each book so 7 seasons total. Course that could mean as little as 10 ep per season to and not the 20+ that it used to be on a TV show season. But I'm not holding my breath over it. The films, while not perfect, did a lot of things right and ironically once this new series comes out and if it's a pile of shit, that'll make the movies all that more likeable. Most likely outcome though is a steaming pile of shit based on the political and shit times in general now. ---- 183096952 ->the three actors who played the good kids viciously and publicly stab Rowling in the back to fuel their careers ->the actor who played the bad kid puts his livelihood at stake and speaks out in support of Rowling -Ironic. ---- 183097026 ->>183096938 -It doesn't even make sense as a self-insert wish fulfillment. It's like her fictional self is settling for second-best. ---- 183097031 ->>183094027 (OP) -So about the stairs... ---- 183097077 ->>183096938 -That honestly just sounds like some bs Rowling made up to save herself from angry fangirls. I wouldn't put it past her ---- 183097128 ->>183096952 -it's almost like he is the one not getting any work anyway ---- 183097160 ->>183097077 -This. Also its clear in the book Harry himself can't stand her 1:1 for long periods without Ron there so that doesn't work either as a ship. ---- 183097166 ->>183096951 -It's all dependent on who they cast. Even if they don't go full woke diversity like we're all anticipating, they'll have to make sure they film each season on a yearly schedule so the child actors grow into their characters. 7 year commitment is also a lot to ask for from the adult actors they'll need. ---- 183097225 ->>183097128 -He had a role in the Flash tv show, but apparently he bailed on it to work in a play or something. ---- 183097241 ->>183097166 -I wonder if Rowling will insist on a purely British ensemble again? ---- 183097296 ->>183097166 -honestly you just have to film season 1 to 3 as fast as they can, after that teenagers are basically the same ---- 183097302 ->>183094027 (OP) -hermonie is going to be a halfdarkie for sure. ---- 183097307 -They have one job ---- 183097322 ->>183097241 -Will she even have a say on casting? How much influence is she going to be allotted? ---- 183097359 ->>183097077 -Everyone who watched the movies only and didn't read the books wanted Harry/Hermione, only the autistic book fans thought Harry belonged with that ginger coal burner and Hermione belonged with that boring halfwit Ron. ---- 183097368 ->Weasleys are all Asian ->Hermione is Black (obviously) ->Harry is still white, but nonbinary. They take away any heroic book moments he has. Story is no longer "Hero's Journey" ->Sirius Black is Black ->Snape is a Bisexual Indian Female (Still has a crush on Potter's mom). They are implied to have been lovers ->Dumbledore is massively gayed up. ->McGonagal is a Trans Female and has a scene similar to what WoT did with Moiraine and Siuan ---- 183097384 ->>183095711 -I didn’t finish it either. I don’t even know how the story concludes ---- 183097399 ->>183094027 (OP) -With creatively bankrupt hollywood at the helm this is 100% gonna suck. -also ->remaking ten years old movies -I fucking hate the yank film industry. ---- 183097410 ->>183097128 -He still does TV and movies, just not big-budget stuff. ---- 183097416 ->>183097322 -JK has FULL POWER in creative decisions after she renewed her deal before the Fantastic beasts were made. The point is if she will bother using it ---- 183097445 ->>183097322 -A lot. They (WB) tried to buy her out due to them wanting to do Cursed Child first but the original cast telling WB to shove it over Rowling's comments nixed that. So WB tried to buy Rowling out to get her out of the way so they could get the og cast back. Well the price tag Rowling wanted was very high. So WB is stuck with her. ---- 183097466 ->>183097399 -not to defend cashgrabs, but has it was pointed out in this thread, the first movie was released in 2001 ---- 183097473 ->>183097296 -Teenagers and puberty are a mixed bag, you really don't know what you're going to get. Just look at Bran and GoT, puberty beat him with an ugly stick. Rupert also changed a lot between films 2-4. ---- 183097513 ->>183094027 (OP) -IMAGINE if they actually rule63'd malfoy. It would still be a kino dynamic with harry even if he ends up with ginny at the end unless they make her a nigger too since she is ginge ---- 183097523 ->>183097359 -So the low IQ troglodytes who don't have the attention span to read a children's book preferred the slop pairings. Colored me surprised. ---- 183097537 ->>183097359 -Harry belonged with no one. ---- 183097542 ->>183097466 -potata tamoto ---- 183097548 ->>183097359 ->>183097523 -This is cringe as fuck. ---- 183097554 ->>183097445 -All this happened over the course of three days btw somehow ---- 183097562 ->>183097416 ->>183097445 -If this is true, and Rowling hasn't been completely cucked, there MIGHT be a chance we don't get a pozzed casting. I'm not holding my breath though. ---- 183097572 ->>183097359 -I grew up reading the books and never gave a shit about who dated who, and the "romance" parts were cringe anyway. I do suspect the Harry/Hermione shippers are mostly movie fans though on account of Hermione being so pretty in the movies, whereas in the books she's supposed to be plain and it's clear Harry has no interest in her. ---- 183097579 ->>183097562 -Dean will have an expanded role, I guarantee. ---- 183097588 -If they don’t pick a cute light skinned Hermoine it’s over. 7 years wasted before they’ve even begun ---- 183097590 ->>183097548 -Not as cringe as your response ---- 183097621 ->>183097466 -Yeah but the last was only done in 2010 (released in 2011). That's not that long ago. 13 years. Around the time the whole 3D thing was back in vogue before it died out again. ---- 183097630 -They are going to fuck up the casting because DIVERSITY and unlike with GOT and other HBO shows, they can't just show tits to compensate. So basically it is going to be shit. ---- 183097632 ->>183097579 -He was irrelevant in the books, what bigger role could he possibly get? ---- 183097667 ->>183097632 -The fourth member of the trio will return as planned. ---- 183097679 ->>183097632 -He'll fuck Ginny in front of Harry ---- 183097709 ->>183097572 -Well I read somewhere long ago Rowling kept the whole love/romance part low key in the books cause she didn't want to give teens any ideas on trying it out for real (aka "whoops, I'm pregnant") ---- 183097729 ->>183094027 (OP) ->How would you attempt this -Take inspiration from the way the recent game Hogwarts Legacy did the aesthetics. Use the films as an inspiration for certain aspects but use the book descriptions of locations as the true inspiration. - -Get the casting right - Harry needs to have messy hair, green eyes, and not be a manlet. Dumbledore needs to be more like Richard Harris and less like Michael Gambon. Etc. - -For the love of god, avoid most of what the later movies did. Stick closely to the books. There's so much from the books that got cut or changed in the movies, this is a chance to do it right. - ->>183094199 ->>183094560 -The movies had some good casting, but not Harry or Ron. The best casting choices were for McGonagall,, Dumbledore(Movies 1-2) and Hagrid. Rickman was great as Snape despite not resembling the book character both in characterization or looks. - -But yeah casting will make or break the series. - ->>183095163 -Pretty solid post, agree a lot. I hope with the later books/seasons they'll break from the "10 episode" format HBO usually uses. ---- 183097744 ->>183096682 -Yep. It's a really interesting scene in the book, kind of encompasses that "exploring the magic school" feeling of the first book ---- 183097755 ->>183094027 (OP) -Watching it in a different setting could be interesting I guess, but everybody knows the story, what's the appeal? ---- 183097767 ->>183095103 -The lack of widespread support for the boycott likely broke their spirit. Though who knows maybe when it's closer to it actually coming out they'll try another boycott ---- 183097770 ->>183094223 -books are much better off being adapted as tv series -there's not enough runtime in a movie to fully adapt a book - -tho ofc im extremely pessimistic about this particular adaptation -pretty much 100% chance that it will be filled with faggots, niggers, trannies, pajeets and all the like. ---- 183097784 ->>183097755 -There are a lot of things the films omitted. I can see the appeal but that isn't why they're making this. ---- 183097797 ->>183097770 -Black could be anywhere ---- 183097829 ->>183097755 ->what's the appeal? -Nostalgia is a hell of a drug ---- 183097841 ->>183097562 -Most of her woke activity has just been shallow virtue signalling on twitter, personally I don't think they will do anything as bold as race-swapping the main cast, and will just add background stuff or change supporting characters to rack up the "diversity and inclusion" points. This franchise is worth an insane amount of money globally, they don't need any additional outrage marketing for it. ---- 183097852 ->>183097755 -I guess seeing more of the books on the screen. I won't lie; seeing some of the deleted stuff they took out of the films seems like a big waste of potential. I mean nothing was wrong with it. They cut it to keep the runtime down. ---- 183097901 ->>183097473 ->Just look at Bran and GoT -/tv/ sure did look at him ---- 183097920 ->>183096339 ->>183097744 -Yeah it was little shit like this that annoyed me as a kid that only compounded as they cut more and more out or changed shit around. I reread the whole series a lot as a kid when they were coming out and was disappointed that some of the great book stuff got cut but other mediocre stuff stayed - ->>183096261 ->>183096682 -https://harrypotterbooks.fandom.com/wiki/The_Midnight_Duel - -It was the chapter just before the Halloween one with the troll. - ->>183097755 ->what's the appeal? -A chance at a proper adaption of the books stories and characters. The movies, especially starting with movie 3, cut out tons of material from the books or truncated/changed it or gave important moments to different characters. ---- 183097926 ->>183097901 ->2011 -Please make it stop ---- 183098023 ->>183094027 (OP) -If I had complete control over production I would immediately ask to see everyone's applications and CV. If any of them had preferred pronouns in them, I'd either fire/not bring them on. I'd then search all of them on social media. If any of them made public posts more than once a week, I'd drop them. After culling that herd, I'd gather everyone who had made it and lay out, from day one, that this production isn't a committee or a democracy. We're here to make a faithful adaption as close to the books as humanly possible. No race swapping, no gender swapping, no politics. People will want to watch this to escape from the tired bullshit of real life. We will make it timeless in that way. This will be the Jackson LotR trilogy of television shows. Don't like it? Get out and get fucked. ---- 183098047 ->>183098023 -Good pitch, you're hired. ---- 183098341 ->>183095357 ->but make Doge's eulogy to Dumbledore into an actual visual sequence -I'm imagining this now and there's a lot you could do with it. There's so much good shit in that part of the book, but I understand how it would be difficult to do in a 2 hour movie given that it's literally just Harry sitting down and reading a newspaper. But you could make it an actual episode within an episode and shoot it like it's own little movie, and contrast it later with Rita Skeeter's version of events. Make it so there's conflict in Harry's mind about all of it, and possibly sprinkle it throughout the season. A big part of people's problem with Deathly Hallows pt 1 was that most of it takes place with them wandering around in boring locations in the woods. This would be a good way to break up the monotony and deliver exposition in an interesting way. Even if you have to go off book a little bit and flesh it out. I was hoping we'd get a lot of Dumbledore's backstory in Fantastic Beasts, but we got virtually nothing from his early years. But you could easily use this series to flesh that out and deliver what those movies failed to give us, especially if Rowling is involved and willing to pad it out a bit and use some of her unused Fantastic Beasts ideas, assuming she has some. ---- 183098526 ->>183094027 (OP) -I would extend the first Hogwarts Express scene. >Anything off the trolley, dears? ->No thanks. Me mum packed me a gross sandwich ->I'll take the lot ->One of each then? ->No, I want all of it. ->But surely you can't eat all of that b- ->Did I stutter? I am Harry Potter. The boy who lived. And I want every piece of candy on your trolley ->But other children will be ->THE LOT ->I cannot in good consciousness sell you all of these treats. It's not fair ->You want to know what's not fair? Me mum and dad are dead. Killed by Voldemort ->**Ron pees his pants from hearing the name** ->Now give me every piece of candy ->O-okay, dear. That will be 28 galle- ->FOR FREE! ---- 183098651 ->>183098526 ->I can't give you all the candy for free I would get fired ->AVADA KEDAVRA ---- 183098724 ->>183094197 -> It's really hard to fuck it up. -You’re real stupid aren’t you? ---- 183099009 ->>183094027 (OP) -Those interest rate hikes are really kicking in, huh ---- 183099128 ->>183098724 -NTA, but he's not wrong. That doesn't mean it will be good, simply that a lot of effort will go into making it bad. Which it will be. It's the most beloved book series of the last 30 years and it's already completed. All you have to do is use the books as your guide and shoot what has already been provided to you. If you want to fuck up such a sure thing, you really have to go out of your way to do it. Which they will. ---- 183099158 ->>183098023 ->using the Hackson films as an example of faithful storytelling -YIKES ---- 183099233 ->>183094027 (OP) -there will be tons of blacks, gays and at least 2 trans. -so no, it will be bad. ---- 183099269 ->>183094453 -Exec producer means just slap my name on it. ---- 183099320 ->>183099128 ->simply that a lot of effort will go into making it bad -All you have to do is make the characters Black and it'll be ruined. That's minimal effort. ---- 183099415 ->>183097729 -Who the fuck is Gary and why is he an african not on the Ukumbelele school ---- 183099467 ->>183094027 (OP) ->Afarta cadaver you cocksucker ---- 183099487 ->>183097709 -Based ---- 183099495 ->J.K. Rowling is on record as saying that Quidditch perplexes men because the scoring system makes no sense -Not to mention wands, the character's actions throughout the series, horcruxes, and just about everything else in this dogshit franchise. In other words; I won't be watching. -On a largely unrelated note; has HBOMAX officially changed to MAX yet? I'm seeing it everywhere and its been updated on wikipedia, but nothing has changed on any of my devices and there's no update. ---- 183099675 ->>183096556 -Yeah if they pulled off a Channing Tatum/Jonah Hill vibe for Ron/Harry that'd be unbelievably kino ---- 183099733 ->>183099415 -Gary is Dean Thomas' original name. ---- 183099756 -this is going to be so fucking bad -the books are filled to the brim with retardation, how would they deal with it? -this is a book for teens, there's literally no need o adapt anything, we already have the movies -not to talk about how depopulated the wizard world is, i remember being a teen and reading about that place where they go to get some butterbeer, up to that moment, only like 6 places existed in the whole fucking wizard world -there's like 100 wizards living ---- 183099842 ->>183094027 (OP) -Will be a disaster, chuds will hate it because gender swaps and lefties will hate it because jkr ---- 183099880 ->>183097241 -I hope not Adam Driver would be perfect for Snape but they need to get him now before he gets too old ---- 183099891 ->>183094027 (OP) -they're going to have to invent an actual curriculum for each year of each subject because they're going to show a lot more classroom shit to pad out runtime ---- 183099897 -I honestly don't give a shit and hope it's just another straw that breaks the camel's back. ---- 183099910 ->>183095103 -Vidya was the low hanging fruit. All it took to "boycott" is write paragraphs on twitter. ---- 183099926 ->>183099891 -Day-to-day life at Hogwarts is literally the comfiest part of the books. Harry, Ron, and Hermione doing homework by the fireplace is one of the series' biggest charms. I hope the show recreates that. ---- 183100005 ->>183099926 -Now all I can hope for is Harry taking Luna back to the Ravenclaw Common Room after their date at Slughorn's Party and Luna invites him in and gives him the wildest freakiest sex of his life. Fingers crossed. ---- 183100089 ->>183099891 -Hope they show Valentines day every year. they only ever start talking about shit like that in year 4 when they all start puberty. they should have some seventh year talking about railing a broad in the gryfindor common room while harry ron and hermione are talking about getting past fluffy - -also every quidditch match should be mentioned and at least half of them should be shown, even non-harry ones. they can turn the quidditch race into a good part of the end of each season ---- 183100178 ->>183100005 -Harry/Luna was the only correct answer for a true pairing in the series, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. ---- 183100229 ->>183100089 ->they only ever start talking about shit like that in year 4 when they all start puberty -They talk about it in the second book when Ginny gives Harry a valentine's card. ---- 183100252 ->>183094027 (OP) -Just keep it as faithful to the book as fucking possible. You already have you LGBT quota with Dumbledore and if you must just add an irrelevant gay oc in the background that’s not important to the plot. No fucking race bending there is no need. Hogwarts is already diverse. ---- 183100481 ->>183094703 -Cuckolds ---- 183100860 ->>183099158 -Ngmi ---- 183100905 ->>183096594 -Malfoy should be a girl, though ---- 183101073 ->>183100905 -Lol ---- 183101097 ->>183099495 -Let me add on to it: ->School teaches magic school subjects instead or regular school subjects ->Live surounded by normal people whom they have to keep magic secret from -This shit's for toddlers. ---- 183101106 ->>183100905 -if you do that you lose the fujo audience ---- 183101118 ->>183100905 -Why ---- 183101138 ->>183094027 (OP) -I wouldn't attempt this because I'm not retarded. ---- 183101171 ->>183100252 ->Hogwarts is already diverse. -95% of the kids are English, there's like one scot and no welsh that I can remember ---- 183101220 -Did Harry Potter series introduced the "Magic School" with shit happening or it was just the one to get popular? ---- 183101247 ->>183094027 (OP) -Nobody asked for HBO to shit on yet another franchise ---- 183101265 ->>183100089 -I wouldn’t expect that kind of attention to detail. Somehow these studios always find a way to take 4 years on a 6 month project and rewrite the entire thing a month before release, cutting tons of content to pull it together. ---- 183101345 ->>183101171 -Heh ---- 183101366 ->>183101220 -the one to get popular, from what I've seen there were a handful of similar books through out the 80's and 90's but this one got through the book to movie pipeline in record time. ---- 183101430 ->>183101171 -they banned welsh kids from hogwarts because their wacky accents nearly burned down the school in 1714, 1771, 1831, 1832, 1833, and 1974 ---- 183101455 ->>183099415 -Gary is the original name for Dean Thomas. He also had a larger role originally in the books, but she cut out his parts to focus on Neville who was more plot-relevant - -https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Dean_Thomas#Character_reduction ---- 183101547 -Unironically, Daniel Kaluuya would be a fantastic snape, or at least, a great Remus Lupin ---- 183101587 ->>183101118 -To transform the "rivalry and hate" between Harry and him into straight sexual tension, of course. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT9lcOeqFZo [Embed] ->>183101106 -They will do some other shit for them regardless of what happens to Malfoy. You know they will do it. ---- 183101625 ->>183101547 -Say NO to drugs ---- 183101646 -I'm amazed that nobody has posted the pasta yet. /tv/ truly has change over the years. ---- 183101666 -Doesn't Harry notice Percy and Penelope Clearwater in the prefect bath on his autism map? ---- 183101700 ->>183095564 -All of the David Yates movies are forgettable and bad. - -The 4th film is memorable, but still bad. - -1-3 had their flaws, but they were ultimately enjoyable films that balanced both respect for the source material with cinematic spark. ---- 183101737 ->>183095564 ->>183095711 ->>183101700 -3 > 2 > 4 > 1 >>>> 5 > 7 >>> 6 >>>> 8 ---- 183101738 ->>183094027 (OP) -I have never consumed any piece of harry potter media -Even as a 12 year old it sounded super gay ---- 183101762 ->>183100905 ->>183101587 -That's Literally Ethel Hallow. ---- 183101836 ->>183101220 -This series was based in books from the 70s, and there are some things suspiciously similar in both franchises. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD0_6SH5z-0 [Embed] ---- 183101847 ->>183099891 -The books are extremely episodic. It would be easy for a talented script writer to break them into 10 episodes without adding filler. ---- 183101854 ->>183101836 -Forgot the webm with bunnyfu ---- 183101920 ->>183101847 ->>183099926 -Unironically should just hire the nips and make it as anime. WB already does that with some of their capeshit anyway. ---- 183101939 ->>183101737 -You've got 4 too high. The tone is all wrong; terrible pacing; incoherent plot; lots of stuff that's just weird or obnoxious. The best I can say is that it's more entertaining than the Yates snooze-fests. ---- 183102115 ->>183101836 ->>183101854 -When I was in 5th grade, the first HP movie had come out and a friend was really fucking excited over it... When he started explaining to me about the movie and he began explaining the school and started saying shit like "Potion Classes" and "Flying Broomstick practice" and the like I just told him "There's a show like that on TV already" other kids had a similar experience, they also vaguely remember this show. ---- 183102132 ->>183099415 -You telling me you don't remember Gary? He was basically the fourth member of the group ---- 183102133 ->>183101920 -I would have loved a series in stop-motion animation, the environments and mood are perfect for that, plus problems would be avoided when the actors age. However, I guess they could say it would be too expensive or some excuse like that. ---- 183102155 ->>183094027 (OP) -They could've done so much more, but instead choose to remake this shit. Fucking BS if you ask me. ---- 183102176 ->>183102155 -This is what happens when you let capitalists control the production of the arts. ---- 183102192 ->>183101847 -In the books Rowling can get away with "Harry started daydreaming" and doesn't have to describe what the teacher is talking about, what the other kids are doing etc - -in a visual medium the scriptwriter has to account for shit like that ---- 183102208 ->>183094027 (OP) -will the trannies try to cancel Warner brothers? ---- 183102253 ->>183102192 -Creating new dialogue to flesh out a scene is fairly easy though. It's a much lighter task than having to create entire new subplots to pad out the runtime (kinda like Jackson did with the awful Hobbit trilogy). ---- 183102396 ->>183094181 -don't worry it's going to happen either way ---- 183102497 -I would cast picrel as Fleur Delacour because who else could play an otherworldly beauty? ---- 183102512 ->>183102497 -I think they will probably cast a nigger as Fleur ---- 183102590 ->>183102497 -Parvati and Padma Patil ---- 183103211 ->>183094197 ->It's really hard to fuck it up -3 bad spinoff movies (each one worse than the last) and a very mediocre vidya game says otherwise ---- 183103257 ->>183102497 ->>183102590 ->Anons think that THEY will cast beautiful actresses and models rather than some fugly tattoed troll or a ratface skelly. ---- 183103323 ->>183099128 ->If you want to fuck up such a sure thing, you really have to go out of your way to do it. Which they will. -Sounds like pic related. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4 [Embed] ---- 183103358 ->>183094181 -JK Rowling would do that herself, retard. ---- 183103393 ->>183094027 (OP) -Harry would be Half Jew -Hermoine is going to be a Black Girl -Ron and his entire family are going to pooIndians -Luna is going to be a mtf tranny(his father kind of already is a cuck) -Neville is going to be gay - -Malfoy is the only one that will remain Aryan White. ---- 183103520 -wtf, isn't JKR box office poison? I recall people were screeching about some potter vidya just a couple of months ago? ---- 183103547 ->>183103520 -Fantastic Beasts flopped but the game is a major success. ---- 183103558 ->>183100178 ->and I'm tired of pretending -Go back ---- 183103600 ->>183094027 (OP) ->HBO ->Its not TV, Its Porn - ->I heard you are looking for a new Hermione ---- 183103613 ->>183103547 -To be fair, Fantastic Beasts flopped because the movies were progressively shittier. Idk about the game, though. It's good? ---- 183103634 ->>183103520 -Hogwarts Legacy was a success -But it proves that the Harry Potter franchise is better off without JKR. - -Just pay her the license fee and leave her out of the production ---- 183103664 ->>183101455 -The more I learn about Rowling, the more I believe she didn't write the books. ---- 183103694 ->>183101737 ->3 above 2 or 1 ---- 183103723 ->>183103664 -Or maybe, as with a lot of creative works, they initially had editors to tell them when their ideas are stupid. Then when they become successful, they no longer need to care about the editors or whoever else that used to help keep them restrained. ---- 183103726 ->>183103664 -By book 4 she obviously has a plethora of ghost writters that writes for her -She just drafts it and just sends it away ---- 183103796 -The movies went to shit the minute they started dressing the kids in "muggle" clothing. Ok fair enough Harry and Hermione would know how to dress and Ron would too with their help but why? As a character in Goblet of Fire once said, a breeze down there feels nice. -It's supposed to be a magical world. I read those books until they fell apart when I was a kid. I stood in line at midnight releases and spent all my time reading and writing fanfics on the official HP forums. -I never likes the movies except the first 2. I haven't even watched the last ones and I never will. I'll give it a chance ---- 183103851 ->>183094027 (OP) ->BOY ---- 183103933 ->>183103520 -Yeah the trannies were asshurt screaming about and they still do. - -I think the only reason why the Video Game earnned billions is because people brought it just to spite the trannies - -Even knowing that JKR is a lunatic leftist Liberal ---- 183103969 ->>183103520 -game moved 12 million copies in 2 weeks, had tons of streamers covering it, etc. it was big dick by any video game standard. ---- 183104028 ->>183103933 -Maybe some dipshits on /v/ bought it out of spite but it would've sold billions tranny boycott or no. The culture war /pol/ is obsessed with is completely irrelevant to the normalfags that are fans of this franchise ---- 183104101 ->>183104028 -It shows how people hate trannies so much and are willing to throw them under the bus just for a video game -Lmfao ---- 183104128 ->>183094027 (OP) -no one is going to touch this. this is career poison. ---- 183104153 ->>183104101 ->hating trannies so much you buy a game with a tranny in it ---- 183104162 ->>183103613 -Very good, but short of being great. I had a lot of fun with it and I would normally never play a HP game ---- 183104176 ->>183104101 -Anon, most people don't care about twitter trannies. A lot of normalfags like Harry Potter, a lot probably don't even care or follow Rowling's twitter drama. ---- 183104240 ->>183104028 -this -for all the screeching about trannies the reality is that US states are slowly banning them ---- 183104288 ->>183094027 (OP) -AI the whole thing straight from the books. ---- 183104788 ->>183101666 ->autism map - -Lmaoooooo, nice one, Satan ---- 183104813 ->>183094027 (OP) - -All the bad guys are now trannies - -It would be a smash hit ---- 183104951 ->>183099128 ->That doesn't mean it will be good, simply that a lot of effort will go into making it bad. Which it will be. -I'm so tired of this shit, bros ---- 183104965 ->>183094027 (OP) ->...and here's your new Harry Potter! ---- 183105009 ->>183094027 (OP) ->they're going to fill it with sex and faggots ---- 183105088 ->>183094027 (OP) -Seven seasons of this crap? Fucking hell ---- 183105222 -Just imagine if they fast an cute girl to play Hermione and the she develops some fat tits. ---- 183105311 -wonder if robbie would agree to reprise his role if he were still alive. true he was getting up there in age but those are some big shoes to fill. ---- 183105444 ->>183095291 -ooooooooohh ---- 183105462 ->They change Gilly to Dilly, or Dylan Weasley. ->Potter is gay, but closeted until when he expresses interest in Gilly - - ->Harmoine is black ->All the muggles in the school are people of color while "pure bloods" are all white ---- 183105471 ->>183105444 ---- 183105534 ->>183095103 -Hogwarts Legacy contrasted with Fantastic Beasts and Cursed Child is the strongest argument for WB doing a George Lucas style deal with Rowling and you don't even have to get involved in a tranny culture war to do it. The fact that lefties were pushing for a doomed boycott instead of a Lucas deal is mind boggling. ---- 183105610 ->>183097537 -thats how I always felt too. ---- 183105646 ->>183099880 -thats what I thought when I saw him in the trailer for the last duel. ---- 183105679 ->>183097729 -I like her style wonder why she didn't want to write and illustrate ---- 183105692 ->>183104101 -twitter is the most deranged cesspool of retards, if you think anything they say is of importance, you're a certified retard ---- 183106345 ->>183094027 (OP) ->>183102497 -I was never happy with the Fleur in the movies. She should have been more ethereal looking because she was part Veela. - -Ethereal, doll faced models were in vogue in the 2000s. I would have preffered one of them. ---- 183106500 -A scar isn't disabled enough for 2023 voldemort also took harry's cock and the whole show is about how harry is trying to get it back. ---- 183106673 -It will be based in Los Angeles with trains replaced with planes and adult casting due to a retcon where magic doesn't kick in until age 18, Hogwarts will be more of a college so that HBO ---- 183106950 -i hope they say fuck niggers and keep the casting solid white and the series is a monster success. ---- 183107060 ->>183106673 -There will be gratuitous sex scenes in almost every episode? It's HBO after all ---- 183107070 ->>183107060 -kek ---- 183107076 ->>183101737 -Non-retard best to worst list: -2 > 1 >> 3 >> 5 > 4 > 7pt2 >>>> 6 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7pt1 ---- 183107087 ->>183106345 -you damn-well know she will be replaced by the biggest nigger ape imaginable. ---- 183107102 ->>183103358 -YWNBAW ---- 183107112 ->>183107087 -The ugliest vilest ape looking creature possible, I bet ---- 183107122 ->>183104965 -STUNNING AND QUEER ---- 183107194 ->>183104965 -i guess thats the only thing mad max fury road was right about. in the future, retarded disabled ugly people rule the world ---- 183108463 ->>183094027 (OP) ->hell even better than the books -Not a big feat to be honest. ---- 183108491 -Honestly I think they should just animaye the unabridged audiobooks. ---- 183108499 ->>183107060 -It makes no sense how asexual these teens are. You don't even need to show them have sex but at least make them act like real people when they're in a relationship. ---- 183108523 ->>183101737 ->>183107076 -Movies: -3 > Shit > The rest - -Books: -Shit > The rest ---- 183108550 -Harry Potter is shit. Are we supposed to pretend to like it now ---- 183108632 -I’d focus on all the scenes left out of the movies because there is nothing else to do. The movies glossed over stuff and left out any context. - -I’d visually redesign everything even though the movies did a good job. ---- 183108783 -It's a make or break on the casting - -shame the movies blew their load early having Miriam Magolyes play Sprout in the movies when she would been a spot-on Umbridge. She would have nailed the sadistic toad woman from the books 100%, Imelda staunton is fine but she isn't as infuriating or psychotic as the book one, the book one made you angry every time she said anything, one of the only decent characters rowling ever wrote ---- 183109335 ->>183097572 -The only time I paid attention to romance in the book was in part 6 because it was EVERYWHERE and incredibly annoying. I haven't read the books since they were released, but I still remember the Lavender/Ron stuff and Harry's retarded stomach jealousy monster. ---- 183109375 -You think the new series will ruin Harry Potter? This man, David Yates, already did so. He raped and killed the last four Potter movies, and then continued to perform necrophilia on the corpse with his Fantastic Beasts movies. It can't be any worse than his shitty movies. ---- 183110873 ->>183108523 -3 is overrated garbage. No idea why it gets praised so much ---- 183110989 ->>183110873 -Because the movie original scenes are the heart of the story. Not to mention it's fantastically directed. ---- 183111865 ->>183110989 -Overrated garbage, as I said ---- 183111930 ->>183111865 ->Too many people like it and this hurts my feefees qwq -You sound underage. ---- 183112095 ->>183095564 -The memories are the worst part of the movie. It's a good thing there are just a few of them. ---- 183112179 ->>183101737 -6 and 7 are the best. ---- 183112190 ->>183112095 -Nah you're just a tasteless fag ---- 183112214 ->>183109375 -Filtered. He made the best HP movies. ---- 183112253 ->>183112190 ->I want the movie to be just 2h30 verbal exposition ---- 183112273 ->>183095564 -The memories are pointless as well. That's not a defense of the Yates films. They suck but JK Rowling has a nack for introducing pointless shit into the plot instead of being more effective in her scene telling like having Dobby in the second book whom you could cut out and it wouldn't make a single difference. Ron's wand can be broken through other less contrived ways. diff --git a/tv/183094072.txt b/tv/183094072.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3b86b5d5335bae6a40a85378d7f50e431fd3ebec..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094072.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,67 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094072 ->hey anon, wanna watch some kino with us? ---- 183094094 -they all have gross looking knees ---- 183094110 ->>183094072 (OP) -far right for me. ---- 183094114 ->>183094072 (OP) -Code? ---- 183094132 -Yes but I need everyone to take off their shoes. Thanks. ---- 183094188 ->>183094114 -Based code-requester. ---- 183094190 ->>183094072 (OP) -Hard pass ---- 183094219 ->>183094094 -this, way too sharp ---- 183094234 ->>183094190 -post these same girls without make up, filters, and plastic surgery ---- 183094251 ->>183094114 -Might I recommend DNJR-067? ---- 183094265 ->>183094094 ->>183094219 -I believe the pantyhose add to the illusion ---- 183094281 ->>183094072 (OP) ->original is better ---- 183094286 -no thanks -these are my girls ---- 183094306 ->>183094072 (OP) -Imagine being stuck in a small apartment with them for a whole month as part of a TV show and none of them are allowed to use the toilet so they designate you as their exclusive toilet for the whole month and you have to eat and drink anything they release and then you can use the toilet. - -Would that be popular? ---- 183094337 ->>183094281 -Code? ---- 183094347 -could you win a fight vs 7 women? ---- 183094355 ->Pantyhose - -No thanks. I'm trad. ---- 183094393 ->pantyhose -Blessed thread. ---- 183094397 ->>183094072 (OP) -Age? ---- 183094413 ->>183094234 ->muh plastic surgery -classic roastie cope ---- 183094415 ->>183094337 -SW-653 ---- 183094419 ->>>/gif/24954963 diff --git a/tv/183094073.txt b/tv/183094073.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 347314a22e40feb8e4aaf637a9d16929fdaee1f8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094073.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094073 -How come top video game content creators / streamers / onlyfans professionals make more money than A-list Hollywood actors and there are exactly zero movies about them and their culture? Is Hollywood jealous, scared, or both? ---- 183094135 -Sam Hyde ---- 183094153 ->three morbidly obese niggers and a decrepit white man in a wheelchair - -kino ---- 183094178 ->>183094073 (OP) -this idubbz nigga gonna end up with brain damage if he keeps getting his ass beat ---- 183094180 ->>183094073 (OP) -jesus those are some awful fucking tats ---- 183094411 ->>183094073 (OP) -They dont. - -Leo is worth $300 million - -Fucking zoomers diff --git a/tv/183094105.txt b/tv/183094105.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 216515a546954013b60dbbdb6cef10c73885ba2a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094105.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094105 -/tv/ I finally watched Taxi Driver and I think I don't get it? - -Guy gets rejected by a girl which kicks off a downward spiral. looks like he's planning to kill the girl or Palantine, but instead goes to save the prostitute and kills the pimp instead, freeing the prostitute. movies ends with him as a hero? - -Am I missing something? I honestly enjoyed Joker more. ---- 183094221 -he drive the car vrum vrum and then he shot the man bang diff --git a/tv/183094118.txt b/tv/183094118.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ed1af4d41fe3b2c8c9c43413b276c71e466ca1ab..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094118.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094118 -what are some kinos involving skeletons ---- 183094169 ->>183094118 (OP) -Army of Darkness ---- 183094170 -How can that skeleton 43% himself is he's already dead? diff --git a/tv/183094128.txt b/tv/183094128.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c5fb696d20928a69885b91a55d2892e177a2ef92..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094128.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094128 -Is Seth MacFarlane trying to make himself a movie star based or cringe? ---- 183094172 ->>183094128 (OP) -This movie might be the most disappointed I've ever been in a kinoplex. ---- 183094291 ->>183094172 -Mine was Game Night (2018). It was pretty much the exact moment I realized comedy movies can’t just be normal comedy movies and that pozzed trash that doesn’t try is here to stay forever. Ever since then I hardly go to the movies anymore. I do still go to the kinoplex sometimes, like for example with the Sonic movies, but it’s so rare. diff --git a/tv/183094149.txt b/tv/183094149.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f0a9be4c5c3eb60145ac98ba7388b1ac860585e6..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094149.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094149 -I think the only movie in the last 10 years I enjoyed was the Banshees of Inisherin. Everything else including the things I already liked like sci-fi and historical stuff as a whole seems to have been taken by people with no respect for it and who chase audiences who simply aren't there. diff --git a/tv/183094156.txt b/tv/183094156.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4189506c17d72a7343f2ba6ecfe5f616392b8b09..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094156.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094156 -Blue is the warmest colour except it's actually a good movie - -Why are Korean movies always so reliably kino? ---- 183094237 ->>183094156 (OP) -I didn't really care about the full blown sex scenes but I was pretty bricked up when she cleaned her teeth or whatever in that first bath scene ---- 183094321 -I'm still never watching anything that glorifies homosexuality ---- 183094350 -Gooks are hideous and blue is the warmest colour is the most erotic film ever diff --git a/tv/183094159.txt b/tv/183094159.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d392667c30030cc1179484373de8f931b85e7333..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094159.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094159 -Why are there no 30 interlaced fps videos online? diff --git a/tv/183094173.txt b/tv/183094173.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7a48d0ed85f1aceb3c2a502accb9b773a7639499..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094173.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094173 -Times Hollywood ripped off anime for no reason? diff --git a/tv/183094186.txt b/tv/183094186.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 29ae372d08bc1dd8c5f2e7ee3634fbabb28a8891..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094186.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,31 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094186 -What’s his problem? Doesn’t Seth know that forgiveness is a core Jewdeo-Christian value? ---- 183094213 ->>183094186 (OP) ->Jewdeo -I dont think thats how its spelled ---- 183094233 ->If conservatives act retarded there is no reason to continue fighting -Fuck conservatives. What have they ever conserved? ---- 183094253 ->says man who is selling a six pack of shitty beer for $33 so conservatives can virtue signal ---- 183094284 ->>183094186 (OP) -can american just stop being fat drunks? ---- 183094299 ->we'll win THIS election by obsessing over trannies in... *flips through notes* budlight commercials and saying let's go brandon... I just know it ---- 183094318 ->>183094213 -Yee-haw! Round up them tax attorneys! ---- 183094344 ->>183094186 (OP) ->Judeo -It's not a Jewish virtue. ---- 183094369 ->>183094233 ->haha I said the funny play on words again -What have you ever conserved? ---- 183094390 ->>183094284 -no diff --git a/tv/183094207.txt b/tv/183094207.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 085f3e47a133275e958310e6de640bff4f61d5bd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094207.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094207 -im about to watch this, MIB sisters, what am i in for? ---- 183094243 ->>183094207 (OP) ->No Will Smith ->No Tommy Lee Jones ->No Rip Torn - -good luck OP ---- 183094259 -they fite the aleen with a gun and it go EEEURRRGGGN ---- 183094398 ->>183094207 (OP) -get ready to have your mind FUCKING BLOWN. make sure to wear a condom, don't want to mess up your pants and undies. diff --git a/tv/183094228.txt b/tv/183094228.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f35b13e546a23160c6a009867c760cefbfbae751..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094228.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094228 -wtf ice cube is right. why is it that african celebrities seem more enlightened than the general populace? ---- 183094277 ->>183094228 (OP) -because post integration black success and failure has been entirely at the whims of jews diff --git a/tv/183094232.txt b/tv/183094232.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f52895ad6e99476d38e0944fce6fffa1f51ca849..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094232.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,468 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094232 -Whats next for actress millie bobby browns career? ---- 183094263 ->>183094232 (OP) -pregnant only fans ---- 183094275 ->>183094232 (OP) ->hit the wall before hitting puberty -How is that even possible? ---- 183094278 ->>183094232 (OP) -Damn, dude. She's looking good for being 50. ---- 183094298 ->>183094232 (OP) -did a stranger things producer rape her or something? She cries about being sexualized, then does this stupid shit and dresses like an absolute abhorrent two cent red light whore ---- 183094303 ->>183094232 (OP) -Spicy things ---- 183094314 ->>183094232 (OP) -full frontal nudity hopefully ---- 183094322 -She's gonna take turns with Katja Herbers riding my Dick. ---- 183094333 ->>183094298 -every actress does that ---- 183094338 ->>183094232 (OP) -I've been shopping a couch like that, something with really wide arms. Anyone have something similar? ---- 183094353 ->>183094303 -Why do 19-21 year olds always do this -I understand why the drinking age is 21 in America. Youre just a hot body with a teen brain until 22 minimum ---- 183094359 ->>183094278 -anon.. she’s 62. ---- 183094361 ->>183094333 -examples? ---- 183094362 ->>183094298 ->women are hypocrites - -Wow this anon is treading new ground. ---- 183094381 ->>183094298 -She was being sexualized as soon as she was like 12. She probably likes it. ---- 183094388 ->>183094303 -retard moment resolution ---- 183094392 ->>183094232 (OP) ---- 183094405 -Did anyone really expect a girl named after a crackhead to be successful? ---- 183094420 ->>183094359 -Stranger things is... 1983. She was 12 during filming, right? That makes her 52. ---- 183094433 ->>183094275 -most people are ugly. the concept of "average" and trying to plot attractiveness or saying dumb shit like "it's a social construct" is pure cope. The reality is that there are ugly motherfuckers out there, making up 90% of the population, if not more, than a tiny group of attractive people, and then the really attractive motherfuckers. Most people are ugly as sin and that's that. ---- 183094456 ->>183094232 (OP) -Who the fuck gets married at 19? That’s gay ---- 183094457 ->>183094232 (OP) -where did her fertile womb go ---- 183094512 -Reminder: Drake deflowered her when she was 14 and took her innocence. It was all downhill from there. ---- 183094549 -giving birth to the ilegitimate son of henry cavill ---- 183094575 ->>183094512 -It was supposed to be me! ---- 183094665 ->>183094457 -How did Fallon keep it together during this episode? What did the wardrobe department have to do in order to obscure his boner from the camera? ---- 183094725 ->>183094457 -imagine rubbing your cock on that tummy through her pants ---- 183096016 ->>183094353 -I don't think humans reach emotional adulthood until 25 desu, no business making real choices until then ---- 183096088 -Directed by picrel ---- 183096127 ->>183094457 -she looks like that ---- 183096131 ->>183094232 (OP) -Stranger rings ---- 183096155 ->>183094298 -Wasn’t Drake grooming her ---- 183096190 ->>183096155 -Still is ---- 183096331 ->>183094512 -Okay, but did she eat his ass? ---- 183096398 ->>183096331 -probably ---- 183096422 ->>183096398 -hot ---- 183096471 ->>183096016 -She's a woman. ---- 183096505 ->>183094275 ->>183094278 -Keep saying it. It may become funny the next time ---- 183096550 ->>183094275 -I can't say you're wrong, but I can say that my cock still fancies her plenty. ---- 183096830 ->>183096505 -Mills, go to sleep. ---- 183096878 ->>183094232 (OP) -What's the context for this image? ---- 183096985 -What didi AI mean by this? ---- 183097127 ->>183096985 -The AI is quite mysterious sometimes. ---- 183097138 ->>183094232 (OP) -2 failed marriages. Possible onw trip to rehab. 1-2 kids with parental issues. And getting bogged by plastic ---- 183097164 ->>183096505 -Still funny to me millie ---- 183097227 -white genes are rough ---- 183097372 ->>183097245 ---- 183097507 ->>183097227 -white genes have dominated the world and you're a regressive turd who'd rather spam image boards and spam life itself by being jealous of others instead of improving so someday you could be like white people. ---- 183097541 ->>183097245 -I miss those days ---- 183097587 ->>183094232 (OP) -Eating ass -Eating ass on camera ---- 183097959 ->>183094512 -Source? Sounds hot ---- 183097992 -A bombpost died so this thread could exist ---- 183098053 ->>183097959 -Context Clues. Something about her birthday and him being there and then after that they took a flight to some sexy getaway for a present or something. Basically " You just know" because after that she was really starting to act "old" ---- 183098360 ->>183094456 -A woman with a good head on her shoulders. Watch her live a fulfilling, pleasant domestic life with 3 kids now while all of her costars continue to be typical miserable Hollywood degenerates. Millie did the right thing here and it's mostly just pajeet coomers seething that she's gone full trad by getting engaged to a white chad. ---- 183098373 ->>183097992 ->The girl on tv, she...got older? ---- 183098507 ->>183094232 (OP) -Continuing to be a mid british woman who can't act, but will get parts because she's famous. ---- 183098639 -oh shes gonna eat some ass ---- 183098699 ->>183094232 (OP) -Trans-out and change her name to Billy Bobby Brown. ---- 183098752 ->>183094232 (OP) -hopefully an August Ames biopic ---- 183098780 -Mills cute - -https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x2tshlKcOg4 ---- 183098799 ->>183094298 ->She cries about being sexualized, then does this stupid shit -Welcome to women. They love the attention of being whores but not the social consequences. It's also a ploy to demoralize average men from ever daring to approach them. ---- 183098831 ->>183098752 -why did she do it ---- 183098852 ->>183094665 ->Implying Fallon likes adult women ---- 183098878 ->>183097227 -She looks adorable with that hairdo ---- 183098892 ->>183094665 -Nothing because he's a sexless fag ---- 183098969 ->>183098878 -For me? It's Millie with bangs. That ridiculously tight short bun doesn't look good on her because her head has a funny shape. I swear 99% of this girls problems are because she has no clue how to play to her strengths. Which is dumb because that's something pretty much every girl learns the moment they hit puberty. What's her problem? ---- 183098981 ->>183097372 -hnng ---- 183099035 ->>183098969 -She came into puberty being famous and adored, didn’t have to work on her looks I guess. Probably some shitty stylist too ---- 183099058 ->>183098831 -she couldn't handle the bantz ---- 183099075 ->>183094232 (OP) -She's literally 19, only one year above the legal age you pedo ---- 183099122 ->>183098969 -The bangs are nice, but for me it's the medium length waves ---- 183099140 ->>183094298 ->two cent red light whore ---- 183099176 ->>183099122 -she looks like a completely different person in every single picture of her i have ever seen. i dont think i have ever seen anybody with a more inconsistent appearance, she's like a shapeshifter ---- 183099260 ->>183098969 -she cute -unique look ---- 183099444 ->>183099075 -SHE'S 19 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK ---- 183099569 ->>183094298 -No. -Thats what happen to all famous children. -You are not supposed to have made it and have money and fame before getting a taste of the real world. -Being a kid is thinking you can steamroll the world, and you grew out of that. Unless you are giving unlimitted attention. Nobody would fuck Gretta Turdberg but she still going to be a damaged because of it, screencap me if you don't believe me ---- 183099586 ->>183099260 -She's the definition of the girl next door. She's no supermodel bombshell, but she's extremely cute and charming and the kind of girl you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with, which is probably why she's done so well for herself so far in her career. Everybody loves a girl like that. ---- 183099605 ->>183099075 -Actually age of consent is 20 in South Korea so shes literally a child. ---- 183099623 ->>183098969 -what does it mean when I'm really into girls with bangs? ---- 183099638 ->>183094263 -Basado ---- 183099661 ->>183096016 -How can you reach emotional adolthood if you have living parents into your 40s or never felt powerless as incapable to feed your family. -You never stop experiencing harder milestones to overcome. -You are drawing a line that you won't be able to sustain. Don't. ---- 183099706 ->>183099623 -youre a man of wealth and taste ---- 183099944 -no puossy hair??? ---- 183099965 ->>183094232 (OP) ->rich ->nimpho ->eats ass ->probabily into anal ->young and fertile - -I mean, the dude as won. ---- 183100116 ->>183094298 ->like an absolute abhorrent two cent red light whore -the best kind ---- 183100159 ->>183094298 -No, she's a lower class British woman. That's just how they are. ---- 183100322 ->>183100159 -Never seen the pikey kids dressing like literal unironic prostitutes huh? -It can get so much worse. ---- 183100447 ->>183099586 -This is so fucking true and I have no idea why other guys cannot understand this. You are unironically a fucking dunce retard fuck if you don't get why millie is so desirable. It makes so much sense to me why she is so desirable. It isnt about her being the cutest or the most beautiful. ---- 183100507 ->>183096190 -drake likes penis now though ---- 183100544 ->>183100507 ->now ---- 183100801 ->>183099586 -No, incel, that's just you, you're such a virgin you turned a celebrity crush into an obsession. You probably sit around all day fantasizing about being married to her, instead of accomplishing anything. -And, what';s worse, you haven't even fapped, because that would be "disrespectful" and you're making the day you fantasize your honeymoon with her a holiday. Because you're pathetic like that. ---- 183100863 ->>183100322 -They're not British ---- 183100879 ->>183100801 -why would you talk to someone like that, it's so mean ---- 183100882 ->>183100507 -being straight and masculine is a poor person thing. People who are rich and famous and don't have to worry about shit are fucking women and fucking men and fucking themselves and doing drugs and not caring about anything -Every successful person is like this. You need to have someone be super culty and into belief that they will burn forever or something if you want them being moral after a certain amount of success ---- 183100887 ->>183100801 -Correct. Scared, roastie? ---- 183100906 ->>183100801 -you fucker you wouldn't talk to anyone like that in rela life, if you did that to i would break your fucking legs you piece of shit ---- 183100981 ->>183100801 -you don't know shit motherfucker kys ---- 183101019 ->>183094575 -we can’t all have drake ---- 183101081 ->>183100882 -sounds gay ---- 183101090 ->>183094353 -Shes a dumb thot, dont think about it to much ---- 183101131 ->>183094512 ->Being deflowered by a literal jew nigger -Name a worse fate. ---- 183101144 ->>183097245 -source? ---- 183101179 ->>183094232 (OP) ->Whats next for actress millie bobby browns career? -Meryl Streep stunts double ---- 183101256 ->>183094420 -Retard, you’re an adult once you hit 13. Nothing good will come out of the infantilisation of the population ---- 183101291 ->>183101256 ->infantilisation of the population -The goal of modern Democrats. It's futile. ---- 183101347 ->>183094298 -It's an open secret Drake was grooming her, but given that we have another cast member admitting the producers tried to groom her (Van Dien) and Millie's obvious advanced sexuality at such a young age it's extremely obvious she was getting fucked out probably since her pre-teens by Hollywood insiders. In 20 or so years she'll finally admit it when she's no longer the hot new cun on the block and most of the guys who did it to her are no longer in the business, untouchable, or dead. ---- 183101350 ->>183101256 -this man has never spoken to a 13 year old in his life ---- 183101352 ->>183101144 -One of her old tiktoks. You may find it in a compilation on youtube ---- 183101411 ->>183101347 -that isnt true because its actually an open secret that drake is gay. dude literally sucks on peepees for fun. if she got groomed it wasnt by that gaynigga ---- 183101647 -How come in all of the years of Millie Bobby Brown's popularity, nobody has ever told me what her actual full name is? Millie is a short version of a name, usually Mildred or Millicent or more rarely, Emily. So which is her real legal name? Which reminds me, surely Bobby isn't actually her middle name either because that's a diminutive too. So is her middle name Roberta? -There are so many questions around her name it's driving me INSANE ---- 183101721 ->>183101647 -millie bobby brown is her full birth name ---- 183101740 ->>183094232 (OP) -Big fake bimbo tits ---- 183101842 ->>183101721 -How do you know? ---- 183101852 ->>183101842 -i have my sources ---- 183101895 ->>183094232 (OP) -Really need to fuck this whore. Anybody got her number? I've fucked Hollywood pussy before. ---- 183101905 ->>183101852 ---- 183101914 ->>183101852 -Post them now. I won't be satisfied until I know everything about Millicent Roberta Brown. ---- 183101930 -the simping for thing mediocre "talent" and female of below average looks is incredible ---- 183101962 ->>183101930 -you just don't get it ---- 183102011 -millie appreciators ---- 183102052 ->>183101973 -Meanwhile MBB is getting married to a handsome white dude while Finn is still having panic attacks for some reason. If anything watching this just makes me think she dodged a bullet ---- 183102173 ->>183102038 -BBC -B -C ---- 183102216 ->>183101962 -what is there to get? ---- 183102218 ->>183102038 ->>183102113 -she looks incredibly fertile. good for the guy whose marrying her, i bet she'll give him many children ---- 183102241 ->>183102173 -Faggot ---- 183102254 ->>183102216 -ya just don't ---- 183102301 ->>183102241 -white ---- 183102331 ->>183102254 -just like emma watson is not hermoine irl, she is not eleven. ---- 183102335 ->>183102216 -You have to have a very high IQ to appreciate the perfection of MBB. ---- 183102370 ->>183102331 -ya just don't get it do ya anon ---- 183102479 -We need another fappening ---- 183102492 ->>183101973 -EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ---- 183102530 ->>183102038 ->tfw bon jovi isn't my dad ---- 183102557 ->>183102474 ->mfw summer is approaching which means more Millie bikini pics -Here's hoping this time we get good pics of her in a thong ---- 183102697 ->>183102557 ->pregnant bikini millie with a slightly developing tummy ---- 183102819 ->>183102697 -No thanks, that's not my thing. I want more tight, toned tummy Millie ---- 183102858 ->>183102173 -Kill yourself, 3rd world primate. No woman will ever be attracted to you, white or not. This is how you cope. ---- 183102875 ->>183102313 ->>183102282 -I hit better in highschool ---- 183103041 ->>183101411 -Sucking dick doesn’t mean you don’t like women ---- 183103138 ->>183102858 -seething mutt ---- 183103169 ->>183103138 ->buck-broken shitskin cuck calls others mutt -Thanks for the laugh, racial garbage. Now get back in the barn ---- 183103202 ->>183103169 -fuming mutt ---- 183103206 ->>183096505 -Somebody post the webm where Finn Wolfnards blocks her attempt at an intimate touch in public. ---- 183103219 ->>183103041 -bisexuals dont exist ---- 183103238 ->>183103202 ->replies instantly ->insists others are mad -Tie the noose, worthless pooman. ---- 183103256 ->>183098373 -It's not the age, it's the acceleration. -Like an only-slightly-slowed-down version of the dude who "chose poorly" in Last Crusade. ---- 183103515 ->>183096016 -this is the "we can only use 10 percent of our brain" of this decade lol. everyone loves to swallow this little factoid and infantilize themselves from any accountability. your brain isn't on some egg timer ---- 183103802 ->>183103068 ->>183101813 -imagine a threesome with millie and billie eilish ---- 183103879 ->>183103802 -I'd rather have Millie and Moner. diff --git a/tv/183094236.txt b/tv/183094236.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4b675e7d8f8e5bc86c3f6fbe77699a07ab199d6f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094236.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,680 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094236 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IktHcPyNlv4 [Embed] -Is it kino? I've always loved historical documentaries ---- 183094311 -WE ---- 183094329 -WUZ ---- 183094363 ->>183094236 (OP) -QUANGZ ---- 183094372 ->>183094236 (OP) -She was white. ---- 183094452 ->>183094311 ->>183094329 ->>183094363 -Noice ---- 183094612 ->>183094236 (OP) -Do black people lack the ability to pick up on obvious "pandering" or something? How can they even enjoy something like this? You would think that to most other people, they would look at something like this, roll their eyes at the blatant pandering, and move on. Do they just enjoy being lied to or do they not know it's a lie? ---- 183094654 -This makes me hate 3rd world agitation shills more than the show. ---- 183094739 -Man, you slap Chris Rock once and next thing she’s walking all over you. ---- 183094747 ->comments open -they're trying to use us racists to shill this crap ---- 183094762 ->>183094612 -You need to be a real human to have such thoughts and emotions. So no, they don't care at all either way. ---- 183094775 ->>183094236 (OP) -Yikes ---- 183094783 ->>183094372 -She was Mediterranean, not northern European. North euros we wuz just as much as blacks. ---- 183094820 ->>183094236 (OP) ---- 183094822 ->>183094747 -Oh look, the same bot comments YouTube shoves into the comment section every time the real comments are getting a little too spicy. ---- 183094862 -This is so much more fucked than Black Ariel because Cleopatra was a real person, who historically had white skin. ---- 183094881 ->>183094783 -Macedonian Greeks are not meds you retarded pooskin. ---- 183094885 ->>183094822 -i can't stand this shit, is it a psyop or retarded zoomers? ---- 183094891 ->>183094862 -Historical accuracy is racist, chud ---- 183094924 ->>183094783 -She was pure-blooded ancient Greek. And they were totally, completely white. Especially girls. ---- 183094946 ->>183094885 -how the fuck is that psyop? those are people making fun of the movie, you dumbass. ---- 183094973 ->>183094885 -YouTube has had cringy copypasta comments stretching all the way back to 2009. But these are undoubtedly not even real people making them. Every time a trailer or anything gets negative backlash, YouTube gets their bots ready. ---- 183094979 ->>183094783 -Mediterraneans are white. ---- 183095006 ->>183094612 ->projecting human abilities onto hominids ---- 183095022 ->>183094946 -Poltards think everything that outside of their jew fetishism is a psyop. ---- 183095048 ->>183094979 -According to /pol most of europe isn't white. ---- 183095054 ->>183094236 (OP) ->documentary series ---- 183095060 ->>183094612 -most blacks do not have the capacity to understand why pandering is distasteful, they love it. ---- 183095107 ->>183095048 -Since when /pol/ opinion matters? Cleo was still white, regardless. ---- 183095189 ->>183095022 ->MUH POL!! -obsessed. He just sounds like your average retarded /tv/ poster. ---- 183095251 -Someone should make a "Cleopatra" movie that's a bait and switch. It's not about Cleo VII, but Cleo II and the plot is all about her two marriages to her brothers and their weird incest co-regnum that descended into civil war with Cleopatra emerging victorious as sole ruler, before reconciling with her younger brother and sharing power again, with him and his daughter. - -Very GoT-esque, if you catch my drift. ---- 183095269 ->>183095107 -It doesn't, that's why we shit on you retards everytime you make these bullshit threads. ->>183095189 -yes poltard we know you're a faggot. ---- 183095329 ->>183095269 -kek, you're obsessed. Hope you can fix that some time soon or whatever ---- 183095333 ->>183095251 -I would like a show about Bactria more. ---- 183095347 -/his/ here - -This one hurt ---- 183095355 ->>183095269 ->we ---- 183095462 ->>183095355 -Yes poltard everyone knows you're raiding. That's why your interactions are limited to being made fun of and you 3 raiding dopes talking to yourselves from new ips in all your threads. ---- 183095502 ->>183094612 -They would always brag about how nubians used to rule over Egypt. Suprised they didn't call it out that she was Greek and that they should have a Nubian Ruler instead if they want a proper representation. ---- 183095561 ->>183094783 -Macedonians were Dorian Greeks which were typically described as frequently having colored hair and eyes ---- 183095623 ->>183094612 -They think wakaknada is real. Of course not ---- 183095626 ->>183094891 -Literally ---- 183095658 ->>183095561 -All four waves of hellenic migration were of purest Indo-European origin. You simply cannot be more white than that. ---- 183095676 ->>183094236 (OP) -we lost out on kino ---- 183095698 ->>183095462 ->your ---- 183095764 ->>183094881 -Macedonians are not Greek, they are Slavs. ---- 183095815 ->>183095764 -Those slavs have no relation to actual Macedon ---- 183095868 ->>183095815 -And neither do Greeks in Greek Macedonia, the overwhelming majority are refugees from Anatolia ---- 183095913 -It is not even a dispute what Cleopatra's lineage is. Why the fuck do people do this? Why does Netflix fund this BS? I don't get it. ---- 183095941 ->>183094612 ->>183094762 ->>183095006 ->>183095060 ->>183095502 ->>183095623 -There's been a movement online over the past few years to see Cleopatra as a woman of color, as there are so few women of color who get any attention in world history. This also grows from a tradition in 19th and 20th century media to portray Cleopatra as exotic, aka, not white. - -Cleopatra's mother wasn't recorded, or those records never survived, and the most likely candidate for Cleopatra's mother has no surviving records of her parentage. This has allowed for a theory to spring up that at least one of these two women were the daughters of concubines who weren't 100% European/White. Which is entirely possible. But! Then you have the issue of how we see race and how the Egyptians of the first century saw race is almost certainly fundamentally different. And even if Cleopatra was multi-racial, as queen she very likely wouldn't have run into discrimination over her ancestry. - -When looking at surviving busts and coins depicting Cleopatra from her lifetime, there are no facial features that look specifically Sub-Saharan African. She looks very much like the coastal peoples of the Mediterranean. So her skin could have been darker than that of her Roman lovers, but most likely it wasn't darker than anyone else from North Africa, and almost certainly was on the lighter side given the Ptolemy family's practice of incest. - -TLDR:- Blackwashing where afrocentrists want to appropriate Egyptian culture and falsify history. ---- 183095946 ->>183095868 -What image of Asuka, who is German, can add to this conversation? ---- 183095953 ->>183095913 -Nepotism, wealthy investor families have retarded women that studied race studies planted as producers and writers -DEI scores -Publicity ---- 183095960 ->>183095698 -So you're done. ---- 183095965 ->>183095913 -My guess is outrage farming - -They want people to hate watch it/get publicity from people hating it so that it drives up viewership/attention - -Meanwhile all they did was make something shitty on purpose ---- 183096022 ->>183095913 -This pic sums up the entire black existence. This time the thing they demand is a famous historical figure, that's it. ---- 183096043 ->>183095946 -asuka is hapa ---- 183096062 ->>183095868 -> ->>183095946 -It's trying to hide its true form ---- 183096071 ->>183095941 -Historians are pretty much certain Cleopatra's mother was a Cypriot Greek whore, breaking the Ptolemaic tradition of incest -Her father tried to propagate the rumor that it was a Macedonian Greek whore to boost her right to rule but that's very unlikely, Macedon was a Roman province at that time -Egypt has never been black and they have never been ruled by a native Egyptian since the Achamenid conquest ---- 183096100 ->>183095913 -Blacks don't care. They just want they're BS alt history ---- 183096164 ->>183096062 ->that pic -I'm Macedonian Greek you dumb faggot, but I have no ties to the land, my homeland is Trabzon -When ancestors left Greece as colonists Macedon was a backwards tribe on the Hellenistic fringes, aside from collective cultural heritage I have no tie or claim of continuation to them despite occupying their past homeland ---- 183096238 ->>183096043 -Asuka is Aryan goddess with a drop of blood from grate race of Yamato. ---- 183096272 ->>183096238 ->eats ramen with fork ---- 183096311 ->>183095941 ->as there are so few women of color who get any attention in world history. -You're right, of course, and I certainly don't blame you for this terrible reasoning, but this is just complete dogshit. You can't just lie and rewrite history to suit modern sensibilities of political correctness. If women of color are under-represented in history, and I agree that they are, then teach that and teach why that might be so. But lying to people by rewriting history isn't helping anyone, including modern women of color and the kids who are learning this stuff for the first time. History happened. Our study of it isn't always perfect, but there is an objective truth out there and it's a blessing and miracle to use modern day science to get as close to that objective truth as possible - to have a glimpse of how things used to be hundreds or thousands of years ago. To knowingly rewrite that just to push an agenda is an insult ---- 183096341 ->>183096272 -Obviously. Why would a true deutsch girl like her eat with stupid sticks? ---- 183096351 -Case closed ---- 183096383 ->>183096311 ->You can't just lie and rewrite history to suit modern sensibilities of political correctness. -If everyone is too apathetic or scared to object, they absolutely can ---- 183096411 ->>183094236 (OP) ---- 183096412 ->>183095965 ->it drives up viewership/attention -Why do people still act as this is true? Are you forgetting all the shit that no one cares about and died? ---- 183096421 ->>183096341 -You know she's actually American, right? -1/2 American, 1/4 German and Japanese ---- 183096487 ->>183096412 -That's my point - -The theory is that it will blow up and make people watch it. Meanwhile all you have at the end of all your efforts is a shitty show/movie. ---- 183096580 ->>183096421 -Fine, we can do this seriously. 28 years later and we know nothing about her father apart from him being American. So she can be half-everything from that side of her lineage. Half-Irish, half-Russian, anything. ---- 183096591 ->>183094612 -i have no idea what other black people think about this but for me, this production is irrelevant and uninteresting. i didn't know it existed until this thread and i only opened the thread for the outrage. -beyond this though, what i've learned over the years of paying attention to white people is that the core of what white people believe is that blacks are worthless and have never contributed anything constructive to civilization in any way. -so what do i think of pandering by whites who have broken away from the hive mind? absolutely nothing. ---- 183096593 ->>183096487 -I don't think they are trying to piss off people. They just go to the same university and hang out with the same type of people, they literally lack diversity. They all believe that having a black Cleopatra will uplift black women or make them try getting into politics. ---- 183096636 ->>183096593 -But as deranged as these people are, there is someone cutting cheques for millions of dollars ---- 183096668 ->>183094612 -They literally can't relate to the character if it isn't black, they are sub-humans ---- 183096705 ->>183096351 ->I don't care what they tell you in school -kek why send them to school then? ---- 183096747 ->>183096351 ->nigger fairy tales ---- 183096754 ->>183096591 ->what i've learned over the years of paying attention to white people is that the core of what white people believe is that blacks are worthless and have never contributed anything constructive to civilization in any way -You mean, what you've learn from historians over the whole world, right? White people can suck my ass, blacks still didn't do anything relevant for the world what so ever ---- 183096777 ->>183094236 (OP) ->Netflix fucks up again -Who cares? This isn't news. ---- 183096822 ->>183096777 -A lie told a thousand times is still a lie and must be exposed. ---- 183096879 ->>183096754 ->You mean, what you've learn from historians over the whole world -no, i mean't what i said. from white history. ---- 183096899 ->>183096879 -Chinese history doesn't even mention Blacks ---- 183096918 ->>183096879 -There is no white history. Or black history. Only the history. ---- 183096969 ->>183096899 ->Chinese history doesn't even mention Blacks -then why are you bringing it up? - ->>183096918 -where i'm from, white history is history ---- 183096979 ->>183096754 ->>183096879 -t. neverending burden ---- 183097360 ->>183096879 -Yes, historians are mostly white because they have a written language and technology to create and store knowledge. If black could accomplish anything humans could, they would be on the same level. You can't really have a history if you cant even write or read. Baby steps, Boost Mobile American, Baby steps. ---- 183097443 ->>183097360 -i'm not saying white people didn't earn the right to write history. i'm just saying i don't believe them. ---- 183097497 ->>183097443 -They had no reason to lie, unlike the historians of today like Jada Pinkett. But go on coping. ---- 183097686 ->>183094236 (OP) -Cleopatra was a Brown tomboy Latina/Mena looking person - -Subhuman CraKKKers and niggers can fuck off, bunch of wewuzers Killyourselves ---- 183097827 ->>183097686 -Yes, and king Artur was a teenage blond girl. Anime told me that, so it must be true. ---- 183097875 ->>183097827 -Better than to believe Craker propaganda, I rest my case ---- 183097889 -These three are literally what you would have gotten in ancient egypt. Black mericans are west africans and a bit of congo bongo. ---- 183097930 ->>183097889 -White nigger will claim that cleopatra was nordic though ---- 183097983 ->>183097875 -I rest my cock on your face. ---- 183097996 ->>183094783 -Mediterraneans are white until I'm being horrendously racist towards them ---- 183097999 ->>183097930 -Cool story bro ---- 183098126 ->>183096022 -Cleopatra wasn't a nig but cope ---- 183098131 ->>183098058 -I know you're just shitposting but the absolute irony of this post is just too much. ---- 183098249 ->>183096969 -that's pretty racist bro... ---- 183098317 -Why not make a movie on actual ancient black Egyptians? ---- 183098898 ->>183094236 (OP) ---- 183099090 ->>183095048 -rent free ---- 183099192 ->>183097443 ->literally "I don't like it, so I'll just make up my own history" -Okay. You can have your cope ---- 183099325 -REMINDER -ANY TIME YOU SEE JEWTUBE COMMENTS LIKE ->I liked the part when -THEY ARE BOT POSTS AND BOTS THUMBS IT UP TO TRY AND CURB ACTUAL LEGITIMATE CRITICISM OR DISCUSSION ---- 183099352 ->>183096351 -That was the most retarded thing to add to a trailer from a documentary ---- 183099397 ->>183098898 ->kek that chat - -I bet half of them actually think there were no black Egyptians ---- 183099410 ->>183098317 -America has a celebrity culture and cleopatra is a celebrity in the American historical sense. She is one of the few historical Egyptians the average American can name. Along with Tut and Rameses. -Anything about Egypt that isn’t about those three will confuse the average burger ---- 183099498 ->>183095623 -"Wakanda" is an imperialist American fantasy and an incredibly crass and insulting one at that. It makes a mockery of an entire continent. ---- 183099516 ->>183094236 (OP) -As Cle "ho" patra famously said before being bit by a snake: "my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun" ---- 183099532 ->>183097497 -nta but are you implying that no ancient Egyptians weren't black? ---- 183099537 ->>183094822 ->>183094885 ->>183094973 -Jesus, are you people retarded? This has been a thing ever since the whole "its morbin time" meme, if people on youtube think something is shit then they makeup a fake hard-hitting emotional thing, usually taken from other movies, and reference it in the comments - -if you still don't get it, all of those comments think that the trailer is just as shitty as you do ---- 183099798 ->>183099532 - -Dont people think the egiptians knew the difference? -Like sure there were blacks in egipt, its in fucking africa -There were middle easterners in egipt, and greeks and various north african and mediterran and balkan and anatolian people in some numbers and some of these even ruled the place -But dont you think the actual egiptians knew the fucking difference -Like if you went there in xy year BC, and talked to local people, who would of all looked essentialy EGIPTIAN, wouldnt they tell you, ok, those guys, yeathey dress like uss but no, theyre nubians, andthose guys, see them, theyre ethiopian, and those guysthey larp al lot but no, theyere greeks, see the eyes right, and see those guys with the noses... Yeah.... ---- 183099866 ->>183099798 ->don't people think egyptians knew the difference - -They did. I was just checking to see if you were a /h/larper. But you seem to know the history. Not saying Cleo was a nig either cause that's not true ---- 183100821 ->>183099866 -post hands ---- 183100903 ->>183094236 (OP) -AI gets it right. She looked like this. ---- 183101229 ->>183100821 ->post hands - -kek ---- 183101319 ->>183099397 -Ayo hol up ->smacks lips ---- 183101417 ->>183101319 -SO YOU SAYIN DAT ->looks over shoulder for opps ---- 183101437 ->>183094783 ->>183094820 ---- 183101613 ->Cleopatra was not black, she was Greek. ->HURR DURR ancient Greeks have nothing to do with modern Greeks. -What the hell does that have to do with anything? ---- 183101640 ->>183099410 -That's really a shame. They could've just brought more attention to lesser known historical figures while respecting the history. I hope at the very least they show Egypt as a multiracial society and not only blacks. ---- 183101661 ->>183101613 -it doesn't matter what you learned in school, Netflix told me Cleopatra was a black woman ---- 183101897 ->>183094236 (OP) -Post more Netflix parody posters ---- 183102098 ->>183094820 -I thought she was homely as fuck. ---- 183102150 ->>183096705 -free babysitters. ---- 183102189 ->>183094820 -Would ---- 183102191 ->>183097889 ->Not making a Cleopatra with Sofia Boutella ->Making lazy nigger bait nobody will watch instead. -Why is hollywood so fucking retarded? ---- 183102207 ->>183099532 -Tiye wasn't black either, retard. Yew wood darkens with age and the hairstyle was a wig. ---- 183102258 -The founding ethnic stocks of Ancient Egypt were the brown/copper race of ancient Ethiopians for Lower Egypt (not subsaharan) and the ancient Berbers for Upper Egypt, who were very white (pale, coloured eyes and hair). Blacks (subsaharans) are usually depicted as slaves or enemies. All of the genetic testing done shows that subsaharan admixture into Egypt is a relatively recent phenomenon (Islam). - -Ancient Egyptian DNA is most closely related to modern Western Europeans and near Eaterners (Turkey, basically). Blacks who unironically think that Ancient Egyptians weee subsaharan are totally delusional and coping. There were the Kushites, but again they were not subsaharan. I could say a lot more to support my case too. ---- 183102314 ->>183096164 -So >>183096062 was right all along. ---- 183102329 ->>183102207 -Tiye was white, with red hair, as were many others. The mummy of Ramses II (the Great) has had analysis done on his hair follicles, and it was found that be was "strawberry blond". The mummy's hair is dyed with henna to depict his original hair colour. - -Honestly just look into the Berbers, and who they were originally (the Guanches). They are nordic-looking. Doesn't mean their DNA is Scandinavian, but to pretend they were subsaharans is hilariously retarded. ---- 183102343 ->>183096351 -Is this that retarded as 1619 project bitch? They're still giving that retard money? ---- 183102356 ->>183102191 -((())) ---- 183102375 ->>183102258 - -This has nothing to do with cleopatra as she was literaly NOT EGIPTIAN ---- 183102500 ->>183096351 - -No one ever mentions these things in school ---- 183102545 ->>183102375 -Ethnically she was Greek, which means she was white. She is depicted as having red hair more often than not. ---- 183102572 ->>183096351 ->t. a literal fucking halfwit -Top kek ---- 183102772 -I'd be fine with a nigger Cleopatra but they didn't even cast a good looking negress, so what's the point? ---- 183102828 ->>183094236 (OP) -The over the top female empowerment perspective also pisses me off: ->there was a time when women ruled with unparralled power -You can talk about Cleopatra as a powerful figure and evaluate her rule from a feminist perspective, but female rulers in history were far and away the exception, not the norm. I can't see how this doesn't irresponsibly ignore historical sexism, especially in fucking antiquity. ---- 183102972 ->>183094236 (OP) -I never cared about this. But wasn't it said that she was known in Rome to be extremely beautiful? Would that be a thing if she had slave skin? Wouldn't the slave holder society of Rome look down on you if you said the slave queen was one of the finest women on earth? ---- 183103349 ->>183102258 ->ancient Ethiopians for Lower Egypt (not subsaharan) and the ancient Berbers for Upper Egypt - -Upper and Lower Egypt refer to the Nile anon. Upper Egypt is upstream of the Nile. Lower Egypt is downstream. ---- 183104166 ->>183094885 -You’re a fucking retard it’s making fun of the movie. Hate you so much for being so braibdead to notice basic sarcasm. Literally so mad rn boiling blood. I HATE YOU. You stupid fucking faggot. Seething rn I hope you die ---- 183104196 ->>183094612 -I think most people don’t like shit like this. And if they like the movie it’s because they simply don’t think about the race at all and move past it ---- 183105240 ->>183094236 (OP) ---- 183105292 -Oh look a controversial pro woke race bait video. I wonder if the comments section is full of "I love the apart" ""jokes"" to completely drown and hide any negative comments. Totally organic and real people making those comments. ---- 183105366 ->>183094372 -She was thot. ---- 183105417 ->>183096351 ---- 183106499 ->>183105417 -absolutely based, need to get a pair of those ---- 183106603 ->>183094612 ->it’s okay when white people do it but when some other group does it it’s wrong - -White people are such hypocrites and the massive concern trolling to hide their seething is quite remarkable ---- 183106755 ->>183095960 ->done ---- 183106806 ->>183095269 ->yes poltard we know you're a faggot. ---- 183106872 ->>183094612 -They don't. Just like normal homosexuals despite faggots and their parades that are actively harming them and regressing all the progress based homos did for mainstream acceptance of their sexuality. ---- 183107148 ->be anne rice ->write about marble white ->vampfuckpires ->holyfuckwood blackens them -It's so tyronesome. ---- 183107238 ->>183094612 -Shut the fuck up, all you BASED larpers were shilling the fuck out of the Northman because you could live out your blonde caveman fantasy, you love being pandered to when someone actually does it. ---- 183107245 -Is this Jada's way of letting will know she a BWC connoisseur? ---- 183107264 ->>183106603 -Shalom ---- 183107282 ->>183094236 (OP) -Queen Niggapatra ---- 183107297 ->>183097360 ->Oral history doesn’t count - -Cool story, bro. ---- 183107308 ->>183094372 ---- 183107499 ->>183107238 ->portraying Scandinavians as White is pandering ---- 183107513 ->>183094236 (OP) ->>183094311 ->>183094329 ->>183094363 ->>183094372 -Current degeneracy we are experiencing might be temporary. -Usually their propaganda used to be so subtle you wont even know it,but now they are openly flaunting it. -Looks like they want people to react. - - -Notice how media and world governments pushes degeneracy and islam together. -Create a problem ,offer their agenda as the solution. -Are they going to offer Islam as the solution for current degeneracy? -Islam is a prefect religion for lower and mixed races ---- 183107650 ->>183094236 (OP) -I want a full netflix casting expanded universe with Yakub and his white devils as the villain ---- 183107979 ->>183094820 -Pretty cool. I don't know the sauce on the painting, but if accurate/contemporary gives her some light features whilst making her look fairly Med/Greek. Someone compared this reconstruction to the Deanna Troi actress. ---- 183108257 ->>183096164 -I am Macedonian as well, my mothers side are native Macedonians who fought the Turks and the Bulgars. Your anecdotal information is not the universal truth, you fucking faggot ---- 183108418 ->>183108257 ->it's not the universal truth -It's true for the overwhelming majority of inhabitants of Greek Macedonia though -Aside from Thessaloniki (shared with Jews) and coastal villages, the hinterlands were Slavic until the Balkan Wars and the edict of hellenization in 1913 ---- 183108477 ->>183107650 ->Yakub -cast him ---- 183108480 ->>183094820 -No wonder everyone fucked little boys if THIS was considered the peak of female beauty at the time ---- 183108687 ->>183094236 (OP) ---- 183108871 ->>183107513 -Right route but wrong conclusion. The New World Order aim is to eradicate homo sapiens and spawn AI as the New Man the Germans made infamous enough. Religion is dogma and dogma is error. They will delete it due to its duration having met its term. I just made elsewhere the very point you aluded to, namely, that they are too visible right now. This inclines towards a reprisal of the Agenda 21 roadmap, where roughly three decades (two and then some generations) transpired between deployment of the propaganda and a the increment of a new one. That postpone the memetic 2030 agenda to - most likely - ->2050 -By then; we're fucked. It's demise of this spoiled species. ---- 183108936 ->>183097875 ->Cracker -I never understood how this is supposed to be an insult. Yeah we cracked the whips on you subhuman ape and broke your bucks. -So uh thanks for reminding me how subservient and feminine bantus are. ---- 183108993 ->>183099397 ->black egyptians -You mean conquered people from Kush who served as dick washers for their Egyptian masters ---- 183109027 ->>183107650 -I always confuse Yakub with pic rel. ---- 183109102 ->>183108936 -Crackers as in saltines, I suppose. ---- 183109118 ->>183094885 -do you have autism? genuinely asking. they are so obviously making fun of the fucking movie you retarded muttlennial sperg ---- 183109121 ->>183107650 -Wouldn’t work because whites win in the end. -Also curious, i know darkies are a parasite on whites so they don’t leach on others but what do Yakub believing nigs believe Asians came from? ---- 183109201 ->>183108993 -ghoul cope lmao ---- 183109228 ->>183109121 -the original asians were black ---- 183109324 ->>183094236 (OP) -My fav was when she tried watermelon for the 1st time. ---- 183109557 ->>183109201 ->ghoul -A decent slur but Cumskin is more insulting, shitskin. ->>183109228 -So what happened did the White Devil corrupt the gooks or something? Do Yakub believing niggers believe Abos are also black? ---- 183109972 ->>183095251 ->mfw when I learn that "the Cleopatra" is really the seventh of her name and nobody talks about the other six, at all, ever ---- 183109993 ->>183108477 -Mr McZesty himself of course ---- 183110018 ->>183097889 -You know, I think middle would make a good Cleopatra, nose included. ---- 183110595 ->>183096411 -Public school was the best ---- 183110911 ->>183094236 (OP) -This has all got to the point of unintentional parody. ---- 183111424 ->>183096591 ->i have no idea what other black people think about this but for me ---- 183111439 ->>183094311 -Ehh ---- 183111537 ->>183094820 -She has a (((schnoz))) but I would ---- 183111647 ->>183094236 (OP) -OH LAWD DEM RANGZ ---- 183111659 ->>183094822 -so funny ---- 183111745 ->>183100903 ->brits and ancient jews ->straight white teeth -spot on ---- 183111752 ->>183099537 ->>183099537 -It's absolutely a script of bots doing this. ---- 183111785 ->>183102772 -Perfected for white cock only ---- 183111833 ->>183101897 -Jews dressing up as Hitler to make fun of him isn't exactly new ---- 183111834 ->>183101897 ---- 183111990 ->>183096164 -Good, it belongs to us now diff --git a/tv/183094239.txt b/tv/183094239.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5c7677d96e3bf7b210562fdf967962edf442cfcb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094239.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094239 -My niece is celebrating her Bat Mitzvah this week and asked me to pick a kino to watch together after the celebration. Which kino should I choose so she doesn't think I'm a creep? ---- 183094410 ->>183094239 (OP) -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Price_Above_Rubies diff --git a/tv/183094412.txt b/tv/183094412.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e7676a472b10ee2294e022f8bd5bf90d277e6f31..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094412.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094412 -I go "maybe this will help" whenever I bribe someone. diff --git a/tv/183094472.txt b/tv/183094472.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 94694d2da8ed264a4cadf895313b15481ca1fe3d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094472.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,124 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094472 -*jumps through space* ---- 183094492 -Why can't anyone coherently explain why this is a bad analogy? ---- 183094509 ->>183094492 -because the audience are a bunch of fucking retards, anon ---- 183094510 ->>183094492 -who said that it is, retard? The meme is that its fucking overused ---- 183094542 ->>183094492 -Yeah like the other fella said apparently it's accurate but it is overused ---- 183094544 ->>183094492 -I watched Interstellar, that paper trick is just a 3D structure in a 2D spacetime -in reality the wormhole would be a 4D structure, so we would only see a 3D projection of it, meaning it would be a sphere, not a circle ---- 183094788 ->>183094492 -yeah man just gotta bend space time contium bro i'm actually smart and get it it's super simples ---- 183095042 ->>183094472 (OP) ->>183094492 ->>183094509 ->>183094510 ->>183094542 ->>183094544 ->>183094788 -in english doc ---- 183095116 ->>183094472 (OP) -They've done this in two movies I can think of. ->Event Horizon ->Interstellar -Can anyone name a third example of when this has been done in a movie that would make it into the cliche people are trying say that it is? ---- 183095170 ->>183095116 -I think one of the MCU movies does this ---- 183095182 ->>183095116 -Stranger Things ---- 183095406 ->>183094472 (OP) ->>183094492 ->>183094509 ->>183094510 ->>183094542 ->>183094544 ->>183094788 ->>183095042 - -woah woah slow down Einstein, explain it so I can understand ---- 183095628 ->>183094544 -Don't spheres fall under 3D? X, Y and Z ---- 183095680 ->>183095116 -I swear this is more less the explanation they use in a Wrinkle in Time (the book) but I only vaguely remember reading it as a kid ---- 183095767 ->>183095116 -in stargate sg-1 they do it but with an apple -the pilot episode i think ---- 183095774 ->>183095406 -people actually think particle physics is real and don't realise we have been going down the wrong path since the 40's - -all the while the intelligence agencies just hoover up any new patents since that time that disprove what is seen as conventional science and are probably 1000 years ahead travelling the stars ---- 183095811 ->>183095116 -i've heard it being used to explain wormholes since i can remember ---- 183096729 ->>183095116 -I was gonna say they did this in both of those, thought I was going crazy. ---- 183097603 ->>183095116 -Thor: Love and Thunder -Déjà Vu -Stranger Things -Dark ---- 183097685 ->>183095116 -https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoldThePageFoldTheSpace ---- 183098846 ->>183094472 (OP) -Absolutely kino moment, every time ---- 183099695 -you are all space plebs ---- 183099810 ->>183095116 -kip thorne used it in an early episode of nova -probably where nolan stole it from ---- 183100938 -TIME IS RIKE ANCIENT CHINESE GIFTSHOP FAN. MANY STACK. EACH PIECE A YEAR PILED WAN BY WAN, U FOLD FAN U FOLD TIME -MAKE SENSE? GOOD. -NOW CHANG LETS GO EAT EGGROLL ---- 183101185 ->>183095680 ->swear this is more less the explanation they use in a Wrinkle in Time - -I haven't read it in years either, but I'm pretty sure they explained that instead of an ant walking from one end of a string to another, you could bring the ends of the string together so he could walk the shortest distance. Same idea I guess. ---- 183102015 ->Yes, please tell me all you know about wormholes anon ---- 183102057 ->>183094492 -If you bent space to go somewhere instantly everything between the entrance and exit to the wormhole would be destroyed. ---- 183102095 ->>183095628 ->we would see a 3d projection of it -Yes, a sphere, 3d. ---- 183102152 ->>183102057 -So? Not my problem ---- 183102217 ->>183095628 ->come to the film board ->start agruing about spheres -this is why i come here lol ---- 183102232 ->>183094472 (OP) -i'd like to see a food analogy of this ---- 183103011 ->>183102232 -the digesting of food can replace the folding of the paper, each end of the whole is the mouth and ass respectively diff --git a/tv/183094971.txt b/tv/183094971.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 92b132f1bb1015a54972524f0704469a7fa57311..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183094971.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,217 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183094971 -who was madtv's funniest? ---- 183094998 -Aries Spiers ---- 183095069 ->>183094971 (OP) -1. Will sasso -2. Ike -3. Michael McDonald -4. Phil lamarr -5. MAYBE frank caliendo ---- 183095093 ->>183094971 (OP) -kino-michael keyed ---- 183095108 ->>183094998 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIePW9PMZUg [Embed] -how absurd if cosby was to go to prison ---- 183095173 ->>183094971 (OP) -god tier: -will sasso -michael mcdonald -aries spears -mo collins -debra wilson -nicole sullivan -stephnie wier -alex borstein -nicole parker - -good tier -phil lamarr -dave herman -mary scheer -bobby lee -ike barinholtz -crista flanagan -keegan michael key -jordan peele -pat kilbane - -okay tier -artie lange -orlando jones -bryan callen -andy daly -adrin myrin - -shit tier -that fat guy guy that was on a few seasons paul something -josh meyers -caliendo, sorry not a funny of LOL FUNNY IMPRESSIONS hacks -a lot of the people from the final season -everyone from that CW reboot ---- 183095212 ->>183094971 (OP) -The only madtv I know about is the one that would air on cartoon network. I liked the spy vs spy cartoons. ---- 183095238 ->>183095173 ->that fat guy guy -that fat GAY guy* - -found his name, Paul Vogt. he was like what bowen yang on SNL is now, every sketche revolved around him being super over the top gay ---- 183095298 ->>183094971 (OP) -the women on this show were actually funny ---- 183095353 ->>183095238 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMoisu1CFo [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aFvDLz_Z_Q [Embed] -the skits with him as the fat woman that michael mcdonald keeps insulting were kino ---- 183095467 ->>183095069 ->Ike - -Kek - -Other than that it's a kino list ---- 183095630 ->>183095238 ->>183095353 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_NQNBdKg-4 [Embed] -i swear he played a woman in almost every sketch ---- 183095675 ->>183095173 -Shit I actually agree with this entire list ---- 183095740 ->>183094971 (OP) -you can't tell me debra wilson and orlando jones aren't the same person ---- 183095838 -https://youtu.be/bwq31CfSIn0 [Embed] ---- 183096151 ->>183094971 (OP) -All Star: Will Sasso -Punching Bag: Bobby Lee -Weird Guy: Pat Kilbane -Pretty Girl: Nicole Parker - -That would get you through most sketches. ---- 183097597 ->>183094971 (OP) -Phil Lamarr ---- 183097687 -Whoever played El Asso Wipo ---- 183097777 ->>183094971 (OP) -The best (not a ranking, just the ones who stand out): -McDonald -Lee -Weir -Sasso -Barinholtz -Key -Peele -Flanagan ---- 183097819 -Coffee Guy ---- 183097825 -Bryan Callen when he's claiming to be a tough guy in real life and then pretending that he was joking. ---- 183097840 ->>183094971 (OP) -FRANK CALILENDO ---- 183097919 -you are now watching mad tv~ -MAD ---- 183097963 -All I remember is someone saying “can I have yo numbah” 100 times in a movie theatre sketch and and Michael McDonald going dooooooont as a stewie type evil baby that pushed people away with his leg ---- 183097967 ->>183094971 (OP) ->madtv ->funny -that implication is funnier than all those people put together. ---- 183097989 -What's your favorite Stuart skit? ---- 183098375 ->>183094971 (OP) -oxymoron ---- 183098470 ->>183095740 -Debra has better tits. ---- 183098575 -Will Sasso and Aries Spiers were the best. However, Artie gets credit away from MadTV since Beer League is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. ---- 183098783 ->>183097687 -i kinda liked that guy, shoulda had a longer run, he had a good high energy thing about him you woulda thought he'd be more than just a one season wonder - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbfr9tbp-p0 [Embed] - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiS9I13KKuc [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ3Lu0rV6Ec [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhDodE3qFjY [Embed] -https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2izfy -he was always good in the all the early Ms. Swan sketches always playing the guy driven to madness by her ---- 183098806 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J__T2dvaWww [Embed] ---- 183098868 ->>183098806 -i remember liking that guy, seemed like he was gonna be their next great fat guy cast member then he was gone after a season or two - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7mfzcBnL-g [Embed] ---- 183098962 -michael mcdonald for me and that guy who did the tony soprano impression ---- 183099002 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1NbV9AriFI [Embed] ---- 183099056 ->>183094971 (OP) -Pat Kilbane -Aries Spiers -Will Sasso ---- 183099202 -Paul Timberman sketches were always my favorite ---- 183099215 ->>183098806 ->>183098868 ->>183099002 -Wow, these are extremely problematic. - -I'm actually glad we don't see this kind of garbage humor on TV anymore. ---- 183100063 -the one not pictured, blaine capatch ---- 183100287 ->>183095069 -the jewish king of bad impressions ---- 183101476 ->>183100287 -Even though they're awful, I have happy memories of watching those parody movies from the 2000's ---- 183101577 ->>183094971 (OP) -what a large collection of literal who's ---- 183101745 ->>183094971 (OP) -the first 8 + Aries Spears ---- 183101855 ->>183095298 -because they were hired for being funny, not looks or being disabled gay bipocs - ->>183101745 -a few broke out, but yeah most are like a half step above comedy sports or some other traveling improv group that gets booked by middle schools and retirement homes ---- 183102014 ->>183095298 -I always bring them up in the 'women can't be funny' threads. they shit all over one note hacks like cummings, lamponelli, etc. ---- 183102065 ->>183100287 -the fact that him and jordan peele are the two most succesful Mad TV alumni is ridiculous, with how many more talented people were on the show ---- 183102121 ->>183097819 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi9W9h4aQGc [Embed] -Kilbane was underrated ---- 183102169 ->>183094971 (OP) -There was this episode where a woman was using an atm and she said a catchphrase and i nearly died laughing but I can’t remember the joke, the actress or anything else about it. Does anyone know what I’m talking about? ---- 183103479 -so many good gems from this show - -https://youtu.be/qqE7ZxH7BJE [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183095047.txt b/tv/183095047.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 679d0724aea0b9f9e17546d215948a2a90c3d2cd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183095047.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,449 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183095047 -Dominion Dogs Edition - -Previously on /trek/ :>>183076930 → ---- 183095164 ->>183095047 (OP) -based ---- 183095166 ->>183095047 (OP) ---- 183095322 -gul dukat was raped. ---- 183095505 ->>183095322 -Any video evidence? ---- 183095598 ->>183095505 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrbo39Lw-r4 [Embed] - -afraid so ---- 183095656 ->>183095598 -https://files()catbox()moe/ucnf2h.mp4 ---- 183096113 ->>183095656 -ahhhhhhhhh ---- 183096483 -where you at /trek/? ---- 183096545 ->>183096483 -I'm watching Bashir play against Quark in Tongo. I'm upset that they never bothered making a Tongo board game for us IRL. ---- 183096764 ->>183096483 -waiting on the final Picard ---- 183096774 ->>183096483 -daydreaming about sidney ---- 183096791 ->>183096483 -I finished all good things and now I don't want to watch any more trek. I'm too sad. ---- 183096895 ->>183096791 -First time? ---- 183096943 ->>183096895 -No, like 6th or 8th -It's exactly why I don't want to go watch anything else. The movies are bad, ds8 just disappointing me in the end and the new stuff stopped being trek. ---- 183097073 ->>183096774 -She has a fat ass if you watch closely ---- 183097088 -https://youtu.be/ekYS8dOYRPU [Embed] ---- 183097181 ->>183097073 -i was wondering about that ---- 183097271 ->>183097088 -Is Alex a klingon? ---- 183097460 -yo ds9chads new based bluebeard interview - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJpt3txrbY [Embed] ---- 183097544 ->>183095166 -They should have kept this hairstyle, but first she got a Tribble on head, then went full Wakanda. ---- 183098012 ->>183096483 -The religion episode with the punishment cage ---- 183098183 -What makes nutrek so shitty? ---- 183098204 ->>183098183 -It's modern ---- 183098294 ->>183098183 -name a good character from nutrek ---- 183098340 ->>183098294 -shaw, sidney, rios, saru, ortega, la'an, boimler, jankom pog, gwyn ---- 183098381 ->>183098340 -Is he having a laugh ¿ ---- 183098437 ->>183098340 -shaw is dead unless he gets borg rezzed by jack or sidney (expecting this), rios yes but didn't he die? can't remember. ortega who? la'an who, boimler no, jankom who? gwyn who? ---- 183098504 -https://youtu.be/sA5oJZ20CnU [Embed] ---- 183098613 ->>183098437 -You seem ignorant of many characters. This is your failing. ---- 183098659 ->>183098437 -dead or not, they're still nutrek characters ---- 183098714 ->>183098659 -Anon. That meme is stale. Okay? ---- 183098887 ->>183098714 -The meme stands, on my authority. ---- 183099007 ->>183098887 -Unless they comeback, uh, it's dead jim. ---- 183099068 ->>183099010 -Gross. Before the whole covid media binge on everyone there wasn't this much faggot posting for DS9. ---- 183099301 ->>183099010 -Is that supposed to be bashir? ---- 183099442 ->>183099301 -Nah its me and dukat ---- 183099465 -Kirk would have gotten a state funeral held by the UFP. His corpse would not be frozen inside a federation "black site". Why is this "black site" named after Dr. Daystrom? Why would the federation have a "black site" anyway? And why would the federation be experimenting (most cruel) on changelings to create undetectable spies? That's Romulan-level sketch. ---- 183099481 ->>183099442 -ur ugleh ---- 183099590 -TNG is unfilmable in today's world. ---- 183099600 ->>183099590 -Trekkies jerked off to this back in the day? ---- 183099616 ->>183097460 -They'll ever get Avery on a podcast, will they? He's transcended mortal limits of sanity. ---- 183099670 ->>183099616 -He has race theories that are hard to deal with. ---- 183099677 ->>183099616 -Avery is too based. Same with Alaimo ---- 183099739 ->>183099590 ->Chooses gender ->Dies -What did TNG mean by this? ---- 183099981 ->>183099739 -Didn't Picard order it destroyed? ---- 183100017 -reminder that dax is a gender fluid queen ---- 183100042 ->>183100017 -You have your own board. ---- 183100071 ->>183100042 -Yeah, /trek/ ---- 183100200 ->>183099981 -Cascade failure in her neural net ---- 183100233 ->>183100017 -i want to drink dax's gender fluid ---- 183100420 ->>183097088 ->crops out the earphones so it looks like he has no ears ---- 183100953 -I just want to belong. ---- 183101013 ->>183100953 -Belong then ---- 183101047 -Guess the episode -Give a quick run down. ---- 183101102 ->>183101047 -Reunification? It's either that or the Klingon one. ---- 183101160 ->>183100420 ---- 183101216 ->>183101102 -Rectification - -YES I just have a free streaming services ---- 183101219 ->>183101013 -Some Klingons who are halfbreeds or grow up on other worlds often feel trapped and torn. ---- 183101271 ->>183101216 -calm yourself ---- 183101442 ->>183101216 ->Rectification - -wat ---- 183101541 ->>183101219 -You are not a Klingon. Anyone that doesn’t feel conflicted has need compromised by either extreme ---- 183101683 -Smart and cute nerd <3 ---- 183101739 -Picard ends this week, and than the long two month wait for new episodes of trek begins. ---- 183102462 ->>183101739 -You mean Prodigy? ---- 183102867 ->page 7 of 10 ---- 183103050 ->>183099739 ->Riker kisses them ->realizes 'female' was the wrong choice ---- 183103112 ->computer problems ->solved literally by "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" ---- 183103441 -F M K ---- 183103604 ->>183101739 -Why would I care for memberberries the show gritty dark pessimist edition? -Never seeing a single Picard STD SNW or Prod ep -I will continue to watch LD because I want to have sex with the cartoons ---- 183103880 ->>183103441 -I feel bad for O'Brien. The only times his wife wasn't a boring cunt were when she was 12 years old, and possessed by a demon. The actress wasn't bad soni have no idea why they wrote her such a garbage character for years. ---- 183104380 ->>183103604 -You will watch it all and then you will post about it. ---- 183104562 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn2X-KfXdYU [Embed] ---- 183104736 ->>183095598 -KWAG ---- 183104824 ->>183095598 -Wasnt rape. He just happened to be in a frisky mood that night ---- 183104910 ->>183104824 ->Wasnt rape. -that's what they all say. ---- 183105033 -I for one will never watch the cartoon. ---- 183105052 ->>183105033 -its infantile dreck ---- 183105114 ->>183098437 ->shaw is dead unless he gets borg rezzed by jack or sidney (expecting this), - -Genesis II device could resurrect everyone that died in that episode. ---- 183105148 ->>183103441 -You know for a potato, women loved O'Brien. It's that leprechaun charm. The Cardie women would suit him best, when he'd give her a pair of Irish sunglasses she'd be super turned on. ---- 183105277 ->>183105114 -Different timeline. ---- 183105283 ->>183103604 -Yjk Mike and Rich from RedLetterMedia are going to fawn over this nostalgia bait shit and say /trek/ is back to TNG levels of quality. You just wait, they'll be unable to contain their want to fellate the show now. ---- 183105327 ->>183105283 -Fucking hypocrites. They made fun of the same shit in Star Wars years ago. - -But you gotta give Disney some credit. They started off with nostalgia schlock and drained the cow dry, while Paramount started on it fairly recently. But nostalgia-driven nerdgasms will eventually dry out and the fatigue will set in. ---- 183105353 ->Somehow Borg returned. ---- 183105408 ->>183099590 -So very progressive of Data to create a genderless android and allowed her to choose her own gender instead of assigning her one. ---- 183105636 -https://youtu.be/AknaQu2CL3k [Embed] ---- 183106006 ->>183105283 -Seriously. The entire season was poorly strung together point and clap moments and they blew a third of the season's budget on rebuilding the D's bridge so they can use it for a couple of scenes. ---- 183106712 ->>183104736 -what does the G stand for? ---- 183106824 -We're not done yet. ---- 183106865 -How does warp speed work compared to hyperspeed in Alien or the hyperdrive in Star Wars? ---- 183106987 -We'll never have anything original in Star Trek again. I can't wait for Star Trek: Legacy where they'll face down the Borg Queen for the Nth time. ---- 183107006 ->>183106987 -Star Trek Academy with Professor Moriarty as final boss. ---- 183107029 ->>183106865 -Warp drive warps space around the vessel, allowing to travel faster than light. -Hyperdrive allows the vessel to jump into hyperspace, which is like a parallel dimension of cosmic highways created by the Rakata. -Don't know anything about hyperspeed from Alien. ---- 183107075 ->>183107029 -Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't know the Alien one. ---- 183107137 -Why did he turn on us? Embracing nutrek after all these years of being tip of the spear? ---- 183107180 ->>183095166 -The first captain of color on a Star Trek show, STUNNING AND BRAVE. ---- 183107202 ->>183107137 ->online outrage grifter loves money -More at eleven. ---- 183107246 ->>183107180 -The Spock arc was telling. ---- 183107257 ->>183107180 -First female too ---- 183107299 ->>183106712 -GOAT ---- 183107382 -I have seen far too many "reimaginings" of Cardassians to have tails drawn by homosexuals closeted or otherwise for me to consider this race worth saving ---- 183107485 ->>183107180 -She's everything. ---- 183107544 ->>183107485 -Michael's the key. It all comes back to her. ---- 183108275 ->>183107299 -Huh. Thought it stood for gaped ---- 183108301 -You will never be a real Vulcan. You have no green blood, you have no seven year mating cycle, you have no psychic abilities. You are a human man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. ---- 183108745 ->>183107137 -Because s3 is actually entertaining ---- 183108973 ->>183107544 ->she made Locutus of Borg -*touches nipples* ->Battle of Wolf 359 -SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ---- 183109011 ->>183095166 -I can't wait to see her again, bros. ---- 183109081 ->>183108905 -What did he do with his life lads. Wasted ---- 183109104 ->>183103604 -Earnest question, how old are you? Not as an insult, I want to see if you are in the target demographic. ---- 183109133 ->>183109081 -Is he gonna show up next episode? ---- 183109153 ->>183105283 -Them pair of bummers most likely rate Inssurections as a Shakespearan masterpiece. ---- 183109182 -still so confused by the sandwich ---- 183109220 ->>183109182 -the one and only time i thought jadiza was cool was when she didnt freak out about bashirs submissive copy. if they tried to do that bit on SNW Pike would be hanged for thought rape. ---- 183109233 ->>183107246 -RED ANGEL! OMG!!!!!! ---- 183109250 ->>183109233 -It's a subtle reference to the fact that Michael Burnham is an angel. ---- 183109277 ->>183103604 -i am glad we have finally lifted the stigma of masturbating to crudely drawn cartoons. ---- 183109294 ->>183109250 -Did you know that she also took Kirks virginity? Like full blown taught him everything he knows. ---- 183109412 -MICHAEL BURNHAM! OHMYGOD! -SHE'S SPOCK'S NON-BIOLOGICAL SISTER! ---- 183109440 ->>183109277 -Sir, this is a Star Trek general. Please take your Velma content elsewhere. ---- 183109577 -T'pol supremacy ---- 183109855 -Why does it sound like sisko is always dubbed over himself? Like he's never in the room ---- 183109909 ->>183105283 -They've been turning on the show. ---- 183109928 -Was he trolling? ---- 183109968 ->>183109277 -They're upbeat. ---- 183110387 ->>183109909 -I just watched their latest picard review and this isn't true at all lmao. mike isn't gonna give a shit about anything because of the end of episode 9. his whole fan fic idea for the show was a pitch to get the enterprise-d and galaxy class back on screen. ---- 183110724 ->>183109968 -upbeat, downbeat either way i beat my meat ---- 183110751 -Well, this thread's officially shit. ---- 183111287 -Your knees will start shakin and your fingers pop. - -Like a pinch from the neck from Mr Spock. ---- 183111308 ->>183110751 -What makes a good /trek/ thread? OC? Witty banter? Me being nowhere near it? ---- 183111345 ->>183109968 -One could say jaunty ---- 183111366 ->>183095047 (OP) -Just popping in to say Dukat, Damar, and Weyoun are my favorite Star Trek characters. ---- 183111393 ->>183095047 (OP) -IT'S DA NUTSHACK ---- 183111395 ->>183111366 -Elab. How did you feel about Dukat becomming Satan? ---- 183111422 -I've never seen a single episode of DS9. ---- 183111442 ->>183111422 -You should at least watch Move Along Home. ---- 183111589 ->>183110751 -The sad lonely DTC owns the overnight. Hours of creepy posting and old peehens preening their dowdy feathers. ---- 183111603 -I really disliked the last episode of Picard. It started so well :( ---- 183111698 ->>183111589 -Where can I get the Prodigy minis? ---- 183111751 ->>183111589 -no rahk? ---- 183111863 ->>183111751 -She's coming in the second batch alongside HoloJaneway (goodnight, sweet princess). ---- 183111866 ->>183111395 -well SOMEONE'S gotta ---- 183111957 ->>183109412 -Best captaiiiint evvvvvaa! My sorority sisters love Michael burnham! ->it’s a trans sorority if that helps ---- 183112180 ->>183111308 ->OC? -Almost always ->Witty banter? -Sometimes, if it doesn't devolve into ad hominems or schizo shit ->Me being nowhere near it? -It was during those times that you were carrying us. ---- 183112399 ->>183109928 -he is rocking out ---- 183112432 ->>183112180 -Shut the fuck up retard that bitter whore never did anything but drag you down. Never made you less lonely. Be a man you sad little pussy. I just woke up rock hard from a dream/memory of my highschool girlfriend forcing me to finish inside because she was baby crazy I don’t have time for your incel shit you dumb fucking gorilla nigger -https://smutr.com/v/13867/ ---- 183112435 ->>183111589 ->owie owww owowowowowwww my rectum hurts from the pulverizing it received from my own father!!! ---- 183112495 ->>183112435 -Kill yourself you fucking retard pedophile bitch ---- 183112504 ->>183112432 -I had a dream that I inflated the Ghostbusters 1959 Cadillac Ecto-1 like a balloon with magic and then it floated off. diff --git a/tv/183095255.txt b/tv/183095255.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 60b4d7e3d89fbe3b2c26eaf965a188d52032c88e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183095255.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,169 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183095255 ->Ayo Trex, come help me swag this kid out ---- 183095309 -alright you fuckin dumb idiot ---- 183095320 -This wasn't very funny. Not enough to be posted like 8 years later at least. ---- 183095413 ->>1830952 ->>183095255 (OP) ->>1830952551 -Why was his face blurred? ---- 183095475 -What did NitroDubz even do? ---- 183095486 -I'm dat gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet ---- 183095536 ->>183095486 -Gorillas has tiny dicks though ---- 183095568 ->>183095475 -He was Trex's number one fuckbuddy. ---- 183095602 ->>183095255 (OP) ->>183095536 -Saw on a podcast that Soph is planning further commentary after her reporting on Sam went viral: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFnC1Cml8rE [Embed] ---- 183095609 ->>183095255 (OP) -Why did Samuel hydestein blurr this actors face? ---- 183095653 ->>183095536 -Gorilla means black people ---- 183097000 ->>183095609 -He said the actor sucked and couldn't get his lines right so they blurred his face and changed the audio on his voice. A kino change desu, makes it way funnier ---- 183097037 -the MDE faggots and their fans are so talentless and cringe I'm almost ready to become a leftist solely for that reason ---- 183097063 ->>183097000 -speaking of people who suck and get anything right -I'm sure you'll be glued to the epic prank big brother house livestream tho!!! ---- 183097097 ->>183097037 -me on the left ---- 183097129 ->>183095475 ->gets brought in to swag out robbie ->just gets trex to do it for him ---- 183097185 ->>183097037 -ngl the "I was in chains" shirt is pretty kek ---- 183097362 ->>183095255 (OP) -I expected you to be normal size, Robbie. What the hell? You're micromachines ---- 183097390 -Top 3 MDE sketch next to CEO ---- 183097432 ->>183095413 -He had two lines and couldn't remember them, "because he was awful." ---- 183097447 ->We gotta get down to the gulch right now. Scott's down there, he needs our help. ---- 183097681 ->>183097037 -Post body ---- 183098803 ->>183095653 -black people also have tiny dicks ---- 183099240 ->STOP DEFAMING MY ECELEB HEEB FATHER FIGURE NOOOOOOOO ->YOU MUST JOIN THE PATREON ->WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY ATTACKING HIM IN THESE THREADS ---- 183099375 ->Did you see that Funko podcast he did? ->He has his finger on the pulse of internet culture ->It's amazing he lets his patreon supporters on the show and even manages to weave them into the jokes ---- 183099409 ->Peanut Arbuckle -most classic hyde moment? ---- 183099429 ->>183099240 ->>183099375 ->>183099409 -calm down bro, have a sniff ---- 183099439 ->>183095255 (OP) -The funniest scetch from season one. And about two thirds of it wasnt even funny ---- 183099480 ->>183099409 ->apple troons think thats the best sketch -no way faggot. its gotta be the tap water sketch ---- 183099507 ->>183095255 (OP) -Best mde sketch. I watch it probably monthly ---- 183099566 ->Best mde sketch. I watch it probably monthly ---- 183099608 ->>183099566 ->Grapefruitjak being toxic as usual ---- 183099667 ->>183097390 -COP KILLER, KID SIX, AND CEO ARE THE BEST ---- 183099686 -rational people: MDE produced biting satirical commentary that would rival billion dollar producers -cringe redditors: THIS GUY SAID GEORGE FLOYD DIED OF AN OVERDOSE I'M SO MAD, CANCEL THIS MAN AT ONCE ---- 183099742 ->>183099686 -liberal friends, we have to finally admit that masks don't work, vaccines are not really that great, and floyd died of an overdose. if we cling to our fictions we will lose credibility, eventually. we can't gaslight the world forever, despite our almost complete control of the media. hard truths! but we have to adapt and move on, and continue to win ---- 183099812 ->>183099686 -Sam is a redditor and the mde subreddit was his main base of operation until it got shoah'd -Rational people have no reaction to MDE because they see it and see a rip off of Tim and Eric ---- 183099951 -Major league swag out ---- 183099984 ->>183097037 -Tomar on the right ---- 183099994 -wtf is happening itt ---- 183100069 ->>183099994 -Major league swag out ---- 183100104 ->>183095609 -I bet its Jan Rankowski, something about the silhouette reminds me of him. ---- 183100156 ->still want to talk shit about Sam Hyde now that were face to face not in the MDE thread? ---- 183100242 -You see... da cure for aids is veeeeeeerry simple. Very simple, my friend... ---- 183100258 ->>183097362 -Good line when you get the reference (dissing Hotwheels 8ch admin) ---- 183100290 -MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG-OUT -MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG-OUT -MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG-OUT ---- 183100333 -THESE ARE JUST TWO EXTRA DICKS ---- 183101058 ->>183099812 -I guess you're a newfag, because sam was shilling his vids here far before any mde subreddit even existed ---- 183101234 ->>183095486 -I don't wanna say the N word... ---- 183101267 ->>183097390 ->doesn't list Ideas Man ---- 183101289 ->>183097390 -COP KILLER > BREAKUP SKITS > THE WALL ---- 183101410 ->>183097129 -Heh this is a great touch ---- 183101648 ->>183099429 -he changed his post routine the last few months i think ---- 183101787 ->>183101289 -Hey moon>cop killer ---- 183102654 -Didn't Hyde address the retard who has been spamming his threads for years now? It was some butthurt ex-employee who was a junkie, or a psychotic ex-gf or something. Either way, the poor fool wasting his life waiting for MDE to be mentioned on 4chan must feel more pathetic than ever given how well Hyde and his crew have been doing recently. - -I remember this autism spam from at least 2017. How sad is that? ---- 183102685 ->>183099812 -Tim and Eric is for boomers (i.e., irrelevant millenial burnouts). Nobody cares about them, Hyde et. al. are the shit with the kids these days. ---- 183102743 ->>183097037 -These just look like average dudes who need to exercise more, you will see countless more freaks at any leftist gathering, 100% guaranteed. diff --git a/tv/183095876.txt b/tv/183095876.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b2462bad3129cd8fc871cd47ff7cea68f0fd1308..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183095876.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,636 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183095876 -LETS FUCKING GO ---- 183095909 -FUCK GENE YOU'RE BREAKING HIS HEART ---- 183096096 ->>183095876 (OP) -oh shit, didn't realize it's back already ---- 183096223 -Is it even possible to redeem Sally? ---- 183096226 ->mfw I remember Sally exists -DROPPED ---- 183096242 -God damn it, I was hoping her leaving at the end of last season was her story being over. ---- 183096315 ->>183095876 (OP) -Did anyone else drop the show with the "reeeeeeee domestic violence " stuff? ---- 183096385 ->I can't do this ->yet you went through the steps to make it - -what a bitch ---- 183096424 ->>183095876 (OP) -There's a season 4? -I only just watched season 2. How was season 3? ---- 183096450 ->>183096424 -a downward spiral ---- 183096472 -Oh shit, Hank really is gonna bust Barry out of jail ---- 183096486 -Cristobal is alive? ---- 183096509 ->>183096424 -3 is pretty shitty, haven't seen the new episode quite yet. Ends on a cliffhanger. ---- 183096583 ->>183096486 -Less surprised he's alive, more surprised his mind isn't all fucked up ---- 183096883 ->>183096509 -What are people's issues with S3? I really don't get it. It's fine. ---- 183097234 ->>183096883 -It took a little too long to get to the climax. I suppose that was part of the point, but still ---- 183097273 -Gene is worse than Sally, prove me wrong ---- 183097304 ->>183097273 -gene literally hasn't done anything wrong ---- 183097364 ->>183097304 -He just feels like a shitty person ---- 183097407 ->>183097304 -He abandoned his son ---- 183097411 -S1: kino -S2: cringekino -Worth watching S3 and S4? ---- 183097414 ->>183097364 -He's not objectively wrong per se, but he's a pretty shitty person because of his self-serving behaviors. ---- 183097452 ->>183097411 -S3 is fine, people just don't like the Sally focus - -S4 just started, too soon to tell ---- 183097461 ->Barry abandons Fuches once again -Jesus ---- 183097463 ->>183097364 -Pretty much everyone in the show is a shitty person in some regard ---- 183097474 -sally arc is shite atm but im glad s4 is gonna end with fuches & barry hand-in-hand ---- 183097503 ->>183096883 -IIRC without rewatching it's when they turned cristabol full gay and a cuck to the female mafia leader? They tried to do plot twisting and it was out of character for shock value. Sally's crying like half the time and less of barry being a stone cold killer that has to hide his facade by being a normie whilst only opening up to a couple others. Again I would have to rewatch it. ---- 183097536 ->>183097452 -Idc about the sally shit. I missed the retard actors. And hated that it dropped the comedy focus and basically became Dexter. Even Dexter had more laughs. ---- 183097553 ->>183096424 ->>183097411 - -Chinese man character from the past was GOD awful. in both execution and context of the show. I hope he never shows up again. ---- 183097602 ->>183095876 (OP) -link me brehs, I'm not giving my shekels to hbo ---- 183097608 ->>183097452 ->Sally focus -Aaaand I'm out ---- 183097627 ->>183097503 ->it's when they turned cristabol full gay and a cuck to the female mafia leader -I don't think either of these things are bad. Hank was always pretty gay, that was obvious, I think giving him Cristabol as a partner is fun. They have a good dynamic. Can't speak for the Sally stuff because I do feel like I'm one of the few that enjoys her craziness. It's a good character arc. They just need to conclude it right and acknowledge that she is mentally a very bad person. ---- 183097776 ->>183097627 -well I'm halfway through the new episode, and now he's a tranny ---- 183097818 ->>183096223 -Nope. ---- 183097822 ->>183097627 ->They just need to conclude it right and acknowledge that she is mentally a very bad person. -They already did that in season three ---- 183097865 ->>183097452 ->S3 is fine -I think I laughed twice throughout the entire season. ---- 183097866 -I really appreciate how Barry's episodes just have 25-30 minute runtimes. Why can't more shows be like that? Reason why I dropped Succession was that it fucking dragged at 50 minutes. ---- 183097894 -Halfway through episode 2 right now, Barry and Fuches having more scenes together is great, the scene where they're trying to hold their criminal organization meeting at Dave & Busters was amusing at first but goes on a bit too long ---- 183097911 ->Barry reconciles with Fuches ->Abandoned him after a single moment with Sally -The dude is fucking whipped. ---- 183097937 ->>183097911 -It's a misunderstanding, Barry wanted to take Fuches out of prison with him. He was going to screw over Hank to do that ---- 183098005 ->>183097894 ->30 min episodes ->Only 8 episodes a season ->Gets more shit done in 4 hours than most shows can in 12 hour seasons -When while will these fags learn that not everything needs to be bloated to an hour runtime? ---- 183098049 -The show is a loose adaptation of Macbeth. Barry kills an actor, "takes the throne", becomes wrecked with guilt and paranoia, and begins a murder spree to protect himself. - -Assuming that still tracks, the show might the end with Sally killing herself, Barry killing Gene, and then he's finally done in by Moss. Or maybe even vice versa, Henry Wrinkler said that Gene would be the last shot of the season so he could survive. ---- 183098082 ->>183098049 -Who the fuck is gonna be the MacDuff then? The Chinese marine buddy of Barry? ---- 183098168 ->>183098082 -Jim or Gene ---- 183098192 ->>183097304 ->I just didn't tell you about the parts I didn't want to be true. -Gene, Barry, and Sally all have the same issue. ---- 183098242 -Another S2fag here -Why did Barry chimp out so hard at the end of S2? -Does the coal burner teacher do anything with what he now knows? ---- 183098280 ->>183097865 -I actually think it's great the show shifted the status quo and showed the MC suffering for his actions by having the people he was trying to get close to find out about his double life. Dexter never had the balls to do that. ---- 183098329 -So Cousineau is trying to reap the rewards and glory of being associated with Barry huh? I don't know how to feel about this, seems counter-intuitive to the character development in the last season where he was looking for forgiveness amongst his peers. I know Barry threatened Gene's family so he probably feels justified but still. ---- 183098347 ->>183098242 ->Barry massacred the monastery to get to Fughes after he threatened to kill Gene and nearly got close to doing it ->Gene immediately threatens Barry but fucks it up, leading to a cat and mouse game where Barry makes Gene's career successful by force otherwise he would kill his family. ---- 183098372 ->>183098329 -He's an actor. A failed actor at that. Actors are narcissists. ---- 183098397 -I would hatefuck Sally. ---- 183098413 ->>183098329 -It's obvious they're doing a character regression thing, just like with Barry and Sally, who almost overcame their issues in S2 but then went even more downhill by S3. - -Gene being egotistical enough to try to benefit from Barry's story is probably going to be his undoing since he might have compromised everything by affecting Barry's sentence and trial. ---- 183098493 ->>183098242 ->Why did Barry chimp out so hard at the end of S2? -Barry is looking for redemption for the terrible things he does and finds it through the acting class, Fuches is forcefully trying to rip him out of the new life he's building while getting Gene (who Barry sees as something of a father figure) put in prison. ->Does the coal burner teacher do anything with what he now knows? -Tries to murder him at first but fails and gets strung along with Barry for a while. ---- 183098495 -I'm Tomas ---- 183098549 ->>183098495 -I don't give a fuck who you are, wheres the guy who was just here ---- 183098550 ->We have to kill Barry -Ok i'm interested, don't fuck this up though ---- 183098582 ->>183095876 (OP) -im tomas ---- 183098602 ->>183098550 -It's probably going to lead to the Ronnie/Lily episode of the season. ---- 183098615 -Those dream sequences/hallucionations Barry is having are fucking kino ---- 183098634 -fonzi is looking old bros... ---- 183098740 ->>183098615 ->the desert scene into the wedding reception -Impressive for one long shot ---- 183098863 ->>183098615 -For real, haven't felt this way since first watching Sopranos 20+ years ago ---- 183098914 ->>183098634 -Most of Happy Days he looked like a 45 year old Jewish man pretending to be an Italian teenager ---- 183098929 ->>183098550 -It was only a matter of time. How many times did Barry say he disliked Hank right to his face? He really is too nice for his own good. ---- 183099098 -Given her mother, makes sense why Sally is the way she is. ---- 183099101 -I'm Tomas. ---- 183099119 ->>183098413 ->Gene being egotistical enough to try to benefit from Barry's story is probably going to be his undoing since he might have compromised everything by affecting Barry's sentence and trial. -That makes sense I suppose, they even foreshadowed that Gene is going to end up on the beach of dead people with Sally and Barry at the end of season 3 ---- 183099134 ->>183099119 ->they even foreshadowed that Gene is going to end up on the beach of dead people with Sally and Barry at the end of season 3 -How again? ---- 183099144 -Everyone is dying at the end of this. ---- 183099193 -Gene saying that he got into Barry's mind and had full control over him is going to bite him in the ass so fucking hard. His ego couldn't be contained and he's inadvertently painted himself as somewhat culpable for the actions of a fucking hitman. ---- 183099234 -Sally is such a bitch ---- 183099258 -I'm Tomas. ---- 183099278 ->>183098413 -The (like you said, obvious) theme so far is regression to childhood. Hader is the literal embodiment of a child, swinging from throwing fits to complete loving breakdown (he also said he copied the head-smacking/hitting from his daughter). Sally wants to go home but realizes she has none. Her childhood room no longer exists. Gene is returning to the antics of his younger self. Everyone is terrified and everyone wants to find the warm safety in family, except no one has one. ---- 183099285 -Anyone else think Gene should have fucked Jim instead of his daughter? Not only are they closer in age but I mean look at those hips ---- 183099293 -I'm gonna go home and KABLAM! ---- 183099381 ->>183099134 -The final two episodes of season 3 has Barry envision a beach during a near-death experience where him and the people he's either killed or directly influenced in killing stand and stare up into the horizon at something (never shown what exactly what but its implied some kind of otherworldly entity). The final episode has him look back behind himself to see both Gene and Sally there, implying that they too will suffer the same fate. ---- 183099530 -Barry, Gene, and Sally are probably dying but what about Hank? I thought he was going to come out with a happy ending but the season seems to be setting up him breakimg up with Cristobal ---- 183099588 ->>183099530 -Hank is gonna get Cristobal killed trying to kill Barry ---- 183099596 ->>183099234 -Yeah, i know she's not entirely to blame due to her shitty mom, shitty boyfriends, her assistant stealing her ideas and becoming more successful, etc. -But at the same time, they could've toned it down a little bit ---- 183099644 ->>183099144 -Nah, I think it's going to be a Bojack type of situation. Nobody dies, but a lot of cycles are over and everyone has to keep living with what they reaped. ---- 183099701 ->>183099381 -Hell, even before that episode 1 of season 3 had Barry hallucinate bullet wounds on both Gene and Sally. ---- 183099724 ->>183096424 ->How was season 3? -Pretty good, though much of a downward spiral. The season finale basically has no jokes and is just half an hour of anxiety ---- 183099730 -Tomasbros... I'm worried about our boy... ---- 183099736 ->>183099381 ->>183099701 -Certainly possible considering seasons 3 and 4 were written back to back thanks to the pandemic. ---- 183099769 ->>183098005 -I was hoping the Dunk and Egg show would do something similar and split each novella into two 20-30 minute episodes but the fuckers are pulling a Hobbit and expanding each novella into six episodes per season. ---- 183099803 -sally is a pleb filter, she's like pete from mad men, if you don't like her, your iq has double digits ---- 183099829 ->>183099285 -he's looking kinda zesty, reminds me of boyega ---- 183099861 ->>183099803 -How about if I like Sally because I dislike her? Like if she as a character was in a show with normal people she'd be an antagonist of some sort but because almost everyone else is a criminal of some sort she's the most sympathetic by process of elimination. ---- 183099949 ->>183099861 -she's kino because she's worse than a fucking criminal, once you start to embrace that she's the hugest bitch ever and an egomaniac, you start to like her. the actress also sells her pretty well, love to see her cursing rants ---- 183100025 ->>183099949 -Sarah Goldberg has come a long way from playing Analyst#1 in the The Dark Knight Rises ---- 183100137 ->>183099285 -I know The Wire was 20 years ago but I really don't remember Bunny being that wide. ---- 183100393 -Either way, Sally is probably going to die by the end of the season ---- 183100428 ->Gene telling his story and unintentionally framing Barry as the victim in order to play himself up as the hero ->Sally might pull something because she's still attracted to Barry ->Hank trying to get Barry assassinated ->The prison guards clearly abusing Barry -Yeah, I think Barry is ironically going to come out of prison scott-free and then he'll go on a murder spree rampage of his old friends. ---- 183100434 -First 2 episodes are already better than the shithole that was S3. Though, I’m mad that Barry threw away Fuches for that whore sally. We can keep waiting all we want but we’re never gonna get a situation where she actually forgives Barry and/or kills someone, kino as that would be. ---- 183100476 -I feel like you guys are fundamentally missing how the writers feel about sally. To them, she’s done nothing wrong. To them, she’s not “worse than a criminal”. It might be true but you have to remember who’s writing this shit. And that’s why I highly highly doubt sally dies at the end ---- 183100557 ->>183100476 -unfortunately this but it sads me -how can the writers be so ignorant? -are we just smarter than them ---- 183100611 ->>183096096 -This. That one season took like 5 years between the ending and another one starting. Wtf ---- 183100639 ->>183098329 -Gene has always been narcissistic -He literally didn't even snitch on Barry when he told him he'd live him alone. The ONLY reason he betrayed Barry was because papa Moss got to him ---- 183100660 ->>183100476 -They know she's a bitch, and they write her to be more annoying than any murderer in the show. Y'all niggaz just getting JOPLIN'd and it shows ---- 183100668 -Fuches is a bastard but I can't help but love the son of a bitch. ---- 183100673 ->>183100476 -yeah, that's why she's not punished at all for what she does. oh, wait ---- 183100768 -Barry as a show is almost doing anti-storytelling these last two seasons. They love setting stuff up and then taking a complete left turn. ---- 183100798 ->>183100476 ->>183100557 -I mean yeah, Sally is fucked up and bitchy but ultimately that's nothing compared to what Barry has done. It tells you a lot more about Barry that he views assholes like Sally and Gene as perfect innocent angels he needs to protect. ---- 183100846 ->>183100557 ->how can the writers be so ignorant -they’re gay and/or woman. that’s also why they made Hank fully on gay in s3 rather than just funny le flamboyant guy. Also why S1 was the peak of the show. Still though so far 4 is off to a better start than 3, solely b/c we don’t have to look at the tranny that sally worked with in the first half of s3 ---- 183100957 ->>183097602 -No put the minimum effort in and you’ll see it ---- 183100982 ->>183095876 (OP) -TORRENT?? ---- 183101054 ->>183098005 -Streaming opened the floodgates for shows to have each episode have the runtimes they want and I think this has even affected their writing, a lot of writers don't seem to understand pacing and they don't have the discipline from learning to write around set runtimes like the old days, that's why a lot of modern series feel either rushed or dragged out. ---- 183101064 ->>183100557 -Obviously. 4chan has some of the top minds on the internet. We have a tendency to be ahead of the curb on everything from social issues to general philosophy. These writers never lived the lives we have. They don't know what it's like to ponder on the mysteries of the world. They just follow the herd. Not thinking about the realities but inside of they're own little bubble. They'll write "Sally good. Man bad" because it's what they're programmed if not DESTINED to do. -It's sad really. ---- 183101221 ->>183100476 -You can't watch the show and actually think they think Sally is a good person. She isn't worse than an actual killer, but they are literally dragging her through the mud just like every other character ---- 183101376 ->>183098863 -the lawyer representing fuches is the fbi agent from the sopranos. im sure that is not a coincidence. hader probably loves the sopranos and the theme of murderers attempting to be redeemed ---- 183101418 ->>183101376 -The inspirations Hader cited was Breaking Bad and Atlanta although I think he namedropped the Pine Barrens episode from Sopranos when talking about Ronnie/Lily. ---- 183101424 ->>183095876 (OP) ->LETS FUCKING GO -seems like only retards like this watch this show ---- 183101434 -Who did Barry get out of prison? His dad? ---- 183101459 -I like this show but I miss when it was a good mixture of comedy and drama ---- 183101532 -Hate how Barry treats Fuches bros ---- 183101551 ->>183101459 -I'm cool with it cause the shift actually felt natural ---- 183101572 ->>183101434 -jason ---- 183101586 ->>183101459 -It's not actually a comedy because it isn't funny. It's a absurd drama. ---- 183101703 ->>183101459 -It still is. All scenes with the gang meetup -and Gene in episode 2 were funny ---- 183101728 -She'll be back to kill all of them right? ---- 183101848 ->TFW no seasonal blu ray releases -HBO Max quality is so fucking shit ---- 183101922 ->>183101848 -Torrent ---- 183101958 ->>183101922 -True. -But I also like physical media and being able to hold it. I don't know why. ---- 183102029 ->>183096424 -they made Hank a straight up fag because muh representation which is objectively bad ---- 183102059 ->>183101459 -tbf I laughed more times in these first 2 episodes than I did the entirety of s3 ---- 183102107 ->>183095876 (OP) -I stopped watching when that little girl(?) showed up and constantly made le concerned about domestic violence face showed up, and Barry went full villain, because they realised that people rooted for him, and obviously you can't have that happen ---- 183102154 ->>183102107 -She is 100% the biggest flaw this show has ever had. Unless she is an intentional piece to enhance the fact that Sally was not a good person then yeah, absolutely fuck that character. Very hard to watch any scene where she talks about Sally "being such a good person. ---- 183102204 ->>183102059 ->Hank and Cristobal walking around the table at Dave and Busters giving plans -Yeah this show is still really funny. People need to stop doubting Bill Hader. ---- 183102377 ->>183099803 -Is this another midwit "you dislike her because you didn't understand it" take? ---- 183102390 ->>183102107 -Barry was always the villain, like he killed Chris and Janice just to protect himself. What's important to realize is that Barry doesn't actually want to redeem himself, he just wants to switch jobs. ---- 183102440 ->>183102377 -Sally is just a well written character. She's not supposed to be the hero of this story. ---- 183102649 ->>183102440 -She can be well written and still be unlikeable obnoxious cunt ---- 183102687 ->>183102390 ->he killed Chris and Janice just to protect himself. -well no shit, getting caught would mean the end of his life. ---- 183102703 ->>183099193 -He also admits that hid that info from the police, all while "being in control" of barry. -That sort of thing may fly if you are in fear of your life, but he had to make himself the strong courageous hero. - -He also admitted that Barry did some other crimes (where did that 250k come from?) that the police never were told of. ---- 183102725 -OMG the diolog of this show - -HANK BARRY & THE REVEN ALONE can give us 10 more season ---- 183102753 ->>183100476 -The day the writers decided to show Barry was somehow “abusive” to her by having him shout at her when he’s in the middle of a breakdown is the day I realised the writers view of relationships and women is flawed beyond repair ---- 183102762 ->>183102154 -I wished they had shown her reaction to Sally's viral rant. ---- 183102774 -They get to watch yellowstone in jail & i have to pay ---- 183102775 ->>183102753 -Incel hands typed this post. ---- 183102812 ->>183102775 ->having an argument with your partner is abuse ->shouting while having a mental breakdown is the same as domestic violence ---- 183102817 ->>183102753 ->somehow “abusive” to her by having him shout at her when he’s in the middle of a breakdown -Pro tip: it's still abuse even if you're having a breakdown, also his breakdown was over how to prevent the boyfriend of a woman he murdered going to the cops. ---- 183102925 ->>183102753 -It's understandable she reacted that way due to being abused in the past. Also, the show doesn't entirely take her side either, since she gets put in a similar situation when she snapped at Natalie. ---- 183102945 ->>183095876 (OP) -I'm loving all these quasi-horror dream trances. I like it when shows which are relatively grounded, give into this heightened sort of reality, if only for a bit. If anything I think that makes them more reflective of the bizarre nature of life. It reminds me of those one-off Sopranos scenes/moments, like Pussy's ghost, the Madonna, and so on. I'm sure someone will call it slow-burn holy redditino, but I still have an affinity for it. ---- 183102975 ->>183102812 ->Throws a temper tantrum, corners her, yells directly into her face while growling -It's not a good look either way ---- 183102996 ->>183102703 ->He also admitted that Barry did some other crimes (where did that 250k come from?) that the police never were told of. -Didn't Gene keep the money too? He really is screwed ---- 183103018 ->>183102687 -Sure but it's obvious that Barry is not trying to genuinely redeem himself, he's not a good person at all as much as the show occassionally teases us that he is. ---- 183103069 ->>183102753 -That's the entire point of Sally's arc. She flat out says on stage "I will never be with a violent man again", and Barry is the most violent man in the show. His first instinct when shit doesn't go his way is murder, he is completely psychotic when his little reality isn't going the way he wants, he is completely incapable of understanding the way normal people think. He 100% thought about killing Sally, and even if he says she's safe with him she really isn't. ---- 183103082 ->>183101703 -Also that scene in ep 1 where Fuches was very obviously trying to bait Barry into confessing a kill. ---- 183103188 -What's his endgame? ---- 183103218 ->>183102753 -YOU YELLED AT HER YOU SICK FUCK ---- 183103281 ->>183100476 -I literally do not believe that based on the face she made when "I just didn't tell you about the parts I didn't want to be true." -She realized she had done the same thing with Joplin ---- 183103331 ->>183103281 ->She realized she had done the same thing with Joplin -No she didn't, and I don't think that scene with her mom was meant to make the viewer agree with her mom. ---- 183103388 ->>183103331 -You can see the stunned expression on her face when the realization hits her -Gene also does it with the one man show he gives to the reporter in case you were still confused about what the writers were going for ---- 183103469 ->>183103388 -I don't think you're meant to compare Gene's bullshit with Sally's TV show. So you're saying that Sally mom is right to think Sally was out of line to talk about Sam abusing her because it might make his family feel bad? ---- 183103495 ->>183102812 -Incel hands typed this post. ---- 183103563 ->>183103469 -No, but she's wrong to obfuscate the facts about her life by making herself the hero in her own story, while also making up a bunch of other stuff about her life that isn't true -This is what Gene and Barry both also do throughout the show ---- 183103618 -I felt bad for Sally's dad, he just wanted to help, but he's too much of a boomer hick to know what to do. ---- 183103854 ->>183099530 -Hank is honestly the only character that deserves a happy ending desu ---- 183103910 ->>183101532 -Fuches get out of here. ---- 183103926 ->>183101728 -There'll be a timeskip showing her and Barry ending up together and having the most powerful human being in history. ---- 183104071 ->>183103926 ->inb4 the timeskip is only a year and he goes back to prison ---- 183104095 -is there going to be a scene of a bunch of dudes in prison trying to kill Barry and he has to fight them all off? - -the fuches/barry reunion lasted like 20 minutes ---- 183104103 ->>183104071 ->inb4 the timeskip is just Barry's personal hell in the afterlife ---- 183104136 ->>183104095 -Yes, there's a shot in the trailer of a firefight occuring in LA and it seems to be one of the prison guys is holding a big gun. ---- 183104169 ->>183104095 ->a bunch of dudes in prison trying to rape Barry and he has to jerk them all off -ftfy ---- 183104178 -I'm impressed by Bill Hader's direction. You can tell he's a fan of kino ---- 183104191 ->>183104178 -I hate to say this, but I almost think he’s getting a little too clever with it. Huge fan though. ---- 183104210 ->>183104136 -hmm, assumed that's one of the gang guys during the prison break/assassination attempt ---- 183104211 ->>183104169 -holy based ---- 183104221 -Did Alex Berg leave the show or something? Based on the upcoming episode synopsis for the rest of the season he doesn't have any writing credits. ---- 183104302 ->>183104178 -He's a big fan of classic Japanese cinema. He knows kino. ---- 183104310 ->>183102774 -You know what to do, anon. -Warm meals, free tv, exercise. ---- 183104328 ->>183104221 -Yeah he moved to ABC, Hader is running the show all on his own now ---- 183104349 -It just isn't the same without Change for the World playing ---- 183104359 ->>183104191 -you mean with all the flashbacks and dreams or what? definitely seems like he's going more for a dramatic/surreal type show now instead of a comedy ---- 183104367 -can someone please drop a stream? yandex is no help today ---- 183104422 ->>183104367 -Literally google barry season 4 watch and sort by last hour/24 hours and you'll find something. ---- 183104483 ->>183104359 -I can’t describe it well. It’s like when someone starts to get really good at an instrument, for example, they want to show off their skills by constantly doing the most technically impressive things. Hader is so good at everything and I think my contention is that he doesn’t need to try so hard because he’s already there. That being said it’s a minor quibble overall. ---- 183104751 ->>183095876 (OP) -usually id call shill in general thread but holy fuck this scene was so cool -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSWcEn89qOY [Embed] -i forgot where im at in the show though lets see. i also love how barry doesnt even have to try why the blonde love interest tries so hard ---- 183105752 -Barry is gay ---- 183105834 ->>183103018 -he's a psychopath that's trying to redeem himself, so it makes sense he has a fucked up morality. And the show conveyed enough of a either kill or get caught situations to make us root for him. ---- 183106308 -Guillermo del Toro will be in the 3rd episode ---- 183106407 ->>183106308 -Will he die? ---- 183106685 ->>183106407 -It would be extremely painful ---- 183106815 ->>183102029 -What? He seemed like a flaming homo since Season 1. ---- 183107133 ->>183099803 -No, she's Skylar White. The protag is a literal murderer, but she's worse because she's a woman. ---- 183107581 -its really funny. i like it. i might rewatch it all ---- 183107707 ->>183102029 -if anything its the opposite because hes always played as a joke. ---- 183107928 -Already off to a better start than season 3, you could tell Hader told HBO to fuck off with their writers from S3 making 1/2 the episode be about Sally and 1/4 about Hank just being gay and nothing else ---- 183108025 ->>183107928 -Not sure what you're talking about, Sally and Hank are just as prominent as they were in season three. ---- 183108080 ->>183100428 ->Gene is going to set the foundation of Barry's freedom up ->Sally will be called as a witness and have a key moment where she can put Barry away or let him out, she will let him out. ->Hanks efforts to kill Barry will put Barry in a position to save live + prove his crime syndicate connections to the FBI -our boy is getting out ---- 183108111 ->>183108025 -I try to block S3 from my memory but I swear there were episodes that Barry got maybe 3-5 minutes total of screen time. They felt more like secondary characters this time ---- 183109320 ->>183097865 -Not sure why people are complaining about this. Breaking Bad also started out as a black comedy but became way more serious by the last two seasons. ---- 183110999 ->Barry leads the FBI to both Hank and Cristibol ->Barry will get a reduced sentence and put into witness protection -There it is, Barry will get his redemption and be able to start a new life. Whether Sally and Gene survive is up to debate for now. ---- 183111185 ->>183098740 -The wedding shot was pure kino. I love the cinematic quality oh these last episodes ---- 183111579 -bunch of slack jawed faggots ITT -sally is a great character and well written -but I love her the way I love niggers on the wire -they dont have problem showing a coon being a coon -same with sally -she gets to be how awful they really think no name actresses are when they get their shot ---- 183111617 ->>183110999 ->Barry survives ->Sally and Gene die - -That would be a great wild ending ---- 183111638 -Hank walking into the frame at Dave & Busters and saying "We're fucking" was hilarious. ---- 183111715 ->That guard that's nice to Barry and tries to calm him down ->He immediately threatens his whole family - -some great scenes in the last two episodes ---- 183111804 ->>183110999 -I can't see this show ending without Barry's death. - -He's completely mentally unhinged. ---- 183111887 -I have fag fatigue ---- 183112118 ->>183102390 ->WHY CHRIS? HE WAS AN INNOCENT. HE LOOKED UP TO YOU. diff --git a/tv/183096188.txt b/tv/183096188.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b4e30edba2da13dbdd7aeeab3cde0ef59a9733e2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183096188.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,336 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183096188 -underrated movie ---- 183096288 ->>183096188 (OP) -this movie is funny and is also a better romantic movie than she's all that ---- 183096310 ->>183096188 (OP) -Oh no. Not Janey Briggs. She gots glasses... and a ponytail ---- 183096346 -"Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore....isn't first string anymore." ---- 183096396 ->>183096288 -I love BOTH ---- 183096420 ->>183096346 -What's she doing here? She graduated like 4 years ago. ---- 183096427 ->>183096188 (OP) -easily the greatest of the early 2000s parody movies - -this may sound like a stoned rant but what always gets me is when the plastic bag is in the air and he fucking punches it lol I cannot explain why that makes me laugh like a fucking fool ---- 183096438 -You know what I think about poetry? ---- 183096454 ->>183096427 -Youre beautiful ---- 183096619 -We aint white -We aint white -We definitely aint white ---- 183096622 ->>183096188 (OP) ->Break it down, niggas! ---- 183096635 ->>183096427 -Because it was a reference to American Beauty. ---- 183096678 ->>183096635 -I was born in 92 I don't even get half the references aside from the breakfast club ones ---- 183096712 ->>183096678 -It's a good film. You should watch it. ---- 183096811 ->>183096188 (OP) - -Cry me a river, dickface! ---- 183096906 ->>183096622 -DAMN THOSE BITCHES REPRESENT ---- 183097135 ->>183096188 (OP) -The soundtrack was great. ---- 183097175 ->>183096678 -That's the true mark of a good parody movie. It has to make you laugh even if you don't get it. ---- 183097211 -CAN HE PLAY? ---- 183097229 ->>183096310 -Janey Briggs is... Hot? ---- 183097469 ->>183096288 -this movie is great but theres really no need to disrespect she's all that. ---- 183098013 ->>183096188 (OP) -That is whack! ---- 183099303 -I draw worse than that ---- 183099349 ->>183096678 -just watch a youtube video explaining all the references, that's what they're for. ---- 183099364 ->>183096619 -Break it down niggas ---- 183099438 ->>183096188 (OP) -It truly is, as much as I love Scary Movie I think this one surpasses it as one of the better early 2000s spoof movies - -Worst part is hearing those cucks from RLM lump this one with all the shitty spoof movies like Epic movie and Date movie ---- 183099494 -Jakey -Jakey -About to make a big -mistakey ---- 183099508 ->>183099438 -its real strength is being better than any of the movies it parodies ---- 183099559 ->>183096188 (OP) ->You have your mother's pussy ---- 183099658 -Reggie rays concussion counter on the scoreboard is my favorite joke in the movie ---- 183099738 ->>183099438 -RLM are shit. Scary Movie 1 and 2 are both good and not another teen movie is a masterpiece. RLM has ruined film criticism with their shit takes. ---- 183099780 ->>183099438 -To be fair I think Not Another Teen Movie oscillates between pure genius and shitty 2000's gross humors ---- 183099859 -Any woman with a guitar is HOT! ---- 183099943 ->>183099438 -Crazy how they have such cult following for being Disney shills and praising every new marvel thing. ---- 183100001 ->>183096310 ->paint on her overalls ---- 183100380 -For me its this scene ---- 183100436 ->>183100380 -She graduated like 3 years ago. ---- 183100784 -JANIE'S GOT A GUN ---- 183101043 ->kiss me starts playing ---- 183102077 ->you should be thanking god you're still in that god damn uniform god damn it ---- 183102164 -Right here officer. Here's the woman that's been making me kill millions of my children every day since 2001. ---- 183102265 ->We are related! ->Only by blood. ---- 183102278 -This movie was filmed at the high school I went to. Crazy to see and remember what it looked like back when this was filmed ---- 183102320 -I love it when Janey walks -I love it when JAney talks ---- 183102362 ->>183099508 -just like scary movie is better than Scream -Seriously how the fuck is Scream a satire of horror films if the characters seemingly "know the rules" but still get killed off in the cliche horror trope ways? ---- 183102389 ->>183096622 -jaime pressly was so fucking hot. fuck margot robbie. ---- 183102416 -Dad, that's mom! ---- 183102537 ->>183102362 -Actual people in real life 'know the rules' like 'don't use your phone while you drive' and die like that by the hundreds of thousands every year. And there's almost no pressure or anything forcing that. In an acutally dangerous and stressful situation people would absoutely die in the most obvious and stupid seeming ways, as viewed from the outside. If you could spectate every car accident it would be a parade of people making the same handful of mistakes 99% of the time and crazy freak occurance no one could anticipate the other 1%. ---- 183102578 ->>183102164 ->>183102164 -the part where she's in bed and sings about wanting to fuck her brother works me into a shoot ---- 183102718 ->>183099438 -I don't think they were remarking on the quality. Just the style. When they spoke about Scary Movie for example, they tended to be positive but were critical of the jokes that had no staying power (like the basketball ad) ---- 183102748 ->>183099943 -That's always been a bullshit belief. ---- 183103818 -JANEY HAS A GUN -JANEY HAS A GUN ---- 183104623 ->>183102718 -Which that one from scary movie 2 is not as timeless as the whats up scene from the first movie and feels much more forced because the scene in the first one was so popular ---- 183105426 ->>183099349 -Hmm, that seems like a larger commitment than I'm willing to make. Is there a youtube channel that acts as a brief guide to these other youtube channels? ---- 183106270 ->we can't start talking until she starts moving again ---- 183106372 ->>183102265 -This line is so dumb that it gets me every time ---- 183106570 -CAN ---- 183108239 ->>183096188 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwsElCe5uJ8&ab_channel=S8derlund [Embed] - -best part ---- 183108650 ->>183099438 ->Epic movie and Date movie -This were good though. ---- 183108901 ->>183103874 -It's so weird to think I knew about Chris Evans years before I knew he was Chris Evans. ---- 183110394 ->>183102362 ->scary movie is better than Scream ---- 183110428 ->underrated -Yeah 20+ year old comedy people still talk about to this day is underrated. Fucking zoomers ---- 183110959 ->>183099349 -If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself ---- 183112323 ->mfw i just realised that dude is captain america ---- 183112380 -I JUST JERKED OFF IN YOUR FRENCH TOAST ->this is the same guy who did the voice of Norbert from the Angry Beavers ---- 183112450 ->>183112323 -Was he ever in another good comedy? I think he did pretty well here. ---- 183112536 ->>183112380 -Kek, my favorite line too. ---- 183112849 ->>183112380 -perfect delivery ---- 183113135 ->>183112450 -chris evans is in a ton of bad movies ---- 183113160 -It actually is. Thought it was just some more horrible 00's parody schlock since the last time I saw it I was a kid, but on rewatch it's actually decent. ---- 183113165 ->>183108239 -i remember this so different. it was a side shot and the lady he stopped was an old woman - -captcha: Y2K VG ---- 183113220 ->>183113135 -Thats actually the opposite of what i was asking. -Like, 100%. ---- 183113395 -PROM TONIGHT! - -DOO DOO DOODOODOO ---- 183113446 ->>183113165 -Nope, you remembered it wrong. ---- 183113453 ->>183097211 - -He's in a coma. I dont even think he can breathe. ---- 183114053 ->Jake, I need some T to the 4th power Y ->…. Some TIME TO TALK TO YOU??!?! ---- 183115221 -What the fuck is wrong with the world ---- 183115308 ->>183115221 -probably something like ->its racist sexist and homophobic! -the usual drivel ---- 183115609 ->>183110959 -This post genuinely got a laugh out of me. -Well done! ---- 183116199 ->>183102537 -If those %99 of accidents involving multiple cars kill 1000 people, 500 of those are the people who did nothing but get crashed and for those it's a %100 freak occurance they coudln't anticipate. ---- 183116325 ->>183108650 -Oh no, don't go full circle here man. Being contrarian to contrarians by saying that "the movies that everyone says are bad are actually good bro." Scary Movie 1,2 and 3 and Not Another Teen Movie are great. Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans deserve death. A fifth grader could make a better parody. ---- 183116698 ->>183096188 (OP) -I really wish I could have the DVD commentary, it's impossible to find aside from clips uploaded to this channel - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G-YrWCtCIs [Embed] ---- 183116750 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTNzCf2bw5I [Embed] - -Never forget ---- 183116787 ->>183112380 -my friends still quote this line ---- 183118168 ->>183096188 (OP) -Incredibly based movie. ---- 183119320 ->Well I'm going to go fuck a complete stranger, I'll see you guys later. ->Hey, I'm a complete stranger! -Gets me every time. ---- 183119606 ->I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like; "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack." ---- 183119682 ->>183096622 -imagine if they did this exact scene like this today ---- 183119723 ->>183108650 -no ---- 183119759 ->>183110394 -it is ->>183115221 -was this natty? ---- 183121015 -The painting scene is always funny. -Read up on the actress. -She met her future husband when she was 16 (he 20), and they were both in acting. -Apparently the both got into drugs and she was a cocaine addict even during the filming of this and didn't think it was a problem until the director mentioned to her that she looked terrible. -They both found god, got married and had a few kids. -Surprisingly wholesome good ending for once. ---- 183121816 ->>183096188 (OP) -As funny as this movie was, it sure did have a lot of coom material. ---- 183121886 ->>183112380 -Came here to quote this ---- 183121945 ->>183100380 ->you’re my sister! ->only by blood ---- 183121993 ->>183121015 -Interesting but did she bring it? ---- 183121997 ->>183119682 -imagine if you could think of something interesting to post ---- 183122045 ->>183108239 ->not the intro -https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3c39qf ---- 183122119 ->>183108239 ---- 183122189 ->>183096310 -Damn, that shit's wack ---- 183122219 ->>183096310 -I would do her ---- 183122297 ->>183096310 ---- 183122364 -What the fuck do we think of the nerdy chick in the movie? ---- 183123648 -Was is a cheerocracy? ---- 183124033 ->>183121997 -imagine if you were straight ---- 183124619 ->>183096188 (OP) -i genuinely cant tell which of the posts in this thread are ironic and which are sincere (if any indeed are sincere). - -are you all joking? ---- 183125364 ->>183124619 -Joking about what? The movie is unironically hilarious ---- 183125482 ->>183112450 -I thought he was very funny in Scott Pilgrim ---- 183126069 ->>183121997 -kek diff --git a/tv/183096360.txt b/tv/183096360.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 46ce56ea288acef0c9088882ca2a0d5891569326..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183096360.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,165 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183096360 -Is he really going to stop after 10 films? What's he going to do afterward? ---- 183096388 ->>183096360 (OP) -get your filthy swarthoid hands off that white woman god damnit ---- 183096404 -He hasnt made 10 films? I thought he made like 12 by now ---- 183096447 -He is gonna suck funny feet ---- 183096477 ->>183096360 (OP) -My theory is he will delay making kill bill 3 for as long as possible and it will be too late and he will be forced to come up with a fresh new idea it will be one of the greatest films ever made ---- 183096534 ->>183096360 (OP) -Do you think he asked to see Julia's feet or would that be a little forward? ---- 183096571 ->>183096360 (OP) -Probably start making tv series with a few books every now and again. ---- 183096578 -My theory (and I've heard other Anons express this as well) is I feel as though he is going to go the direction of becoming and author and writing literature and maybe even commissioning graphic novels. -That is of course he isn't a full of shit autistic. ---- 183096615 ->>183096360 (OP) -Disgusting freak ---- 183096623 ->>183096360 (OP) -He said TV shows, plays and stuff like that. ---- 183096639 ->>183096360 (OP) -Write books, he already started with that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood novels. The closest he'll do when it comes to directing will probably something like some random TV episodes gig every now and then like that time he did one for CSI. ---- 183096643 ->>183096578 -He already started writing books during the pandemic. He wrote a novelization of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood that was actually like 90% new stuff alternate from the film, and he's done a book about the fictional films and shows of Rick Dalton from the movie, as well as a nonfiction book of film essays. Seems like he's taken to it fast. ---- 183096664 -mardy ---- 183096676 ->>183096360 (OP) -Fuck jannies ---- 183096698 -He’s been branching out, he’ll probably write books and do his kinocast with Roger Avary, maybe do some TV. He did direct an episode of ER years ago. ---- 183096746 -do something that would even disgust Polanski and disappear somewhere safe from extradition. he's probably already done it ---- 183096800 ->>183096360 (OP) ->>183096664 -She'd slot straight into his movies (if he were making more than just one), now that I think of it. Not even doing the Ozark accent, just seems like a good fit for his dialogue. ---- 183096814 ->>183096643 -What is his prose writing like? Is it worth a read? ---- 183096824 ->>183096360 (OP) -He’s doing the nazi sign with his hand. Cancel this chud. ---- 183096837 ->>183096360 (OP) -Brad Pitt and Samuel Jackson -they say nigger five times per sentence ---- 183096980 -Really hoping he goes to write for vidya, his style and structure fits well with the medium, he could take a Ken Levine type role in which he makes everybody in the studio miserable for at least 5 years and then they end up with something gr8 ---- 183097004 ->>183096814 -It's an interesting halfway point between traditional prose and his normal film writing, I think it works for the pulpy story he's telling. ---- 183097049 -hopefully retire ---- 183097149 ->>183096980 -Does he even like videogames? I don't think I've ever heard him mention them in interviews or reference them in his films. ---- 183097165 ->>183096360 (OP) -Stream. ---- 183097170 ->>183096534 -For the record. ---- 183097199 -He didn't say he wouldn't direct TV. I expect he does some guest episodes and makes a TV show of his own, as well as a few miniseries here and there, with the rest filled with novels. ---- 183097238 -he's gonna smell women's feet ---- 183097272 -if his writing is anything like the dialogue in the cafe scene before going to test drive the car in Deathproof, I hope he just retires ---- 183097275 ->>183097149 -He doesn't care for them sadly, but a man can dream, if he switches mediums it should at the very least be considered. ---- 183097356 ->>183096664 -Ahm gonna be a fuckin' movie stor, Mardy! Quentin fuckin' Tarantino jus' hired me! ---- 183097365 ->>183096360 (OP) -I heard he's going to start developing video games. ---- 183097386 ->>183097365 -It's true, my dad works at Nintendo and confirmed it. ---- 183097465 ->>183096814 -Better than you might expect judging from his mannerisms if we're talking fiction, disappointing if non-fiction but predictably so. ---- 183097742 ->>183097170 ---- 183098657 ->>183096360 (OP) -Why does Julia look about 12? ---- 183099145 -Quentin doing something like Spy Kids if he wishes to continue would be interesting. Rodriguez did it for his children. ---- 183099185 ->>183096360 (OP) -Embrace the smell of defeat, of course ---- 183099348 ->>183096360 (OP) -write? - -he seems to enjoy writing more than directing now ---- 183099388 -Bet he does a TV show. Any studio would throw money at him to do whatever he wanted. ---- 183099406 ->>183096360 (OP) -Bet hes a cuck ---- 183099440 ->>183096360 (OP) -He's going to kill himself and put it in his final film. -Screencap this. ---- 183099454 ->>183096578 ->>183096643 -He talked about that iirc on Rogan. He said that he always liked the scriptwriting part most and writing stories in general. He wroteall of his movies and wrote or cowrote some other hits. So he was doing the novelization and some essays and wants to do more of that. ---- 183099781 ->>183096360 (OP) -Where's her curls? ---- 183099867 ->>183096360 (OP) -pedophile ---- 183099941 ->does nothing but rip off better movies under the guise of being 'inspired' by them ->defends polanski for no real reason -why is this hack as popular as he is again? ---- 183100198 ->>183099941 ->does nothing but rip off better movies under the guise of being 'inspired' by them -All art is derivative. There is nothing truly original under the sun. Though admittedly he does blur the line between homage and rip-off quite frequently. Like someone handing in another person's homework under his own name. ->defends polanski for no real reason -Polanski being a phenomenal director is enough of a reason. He could molest an entire classroom for all I care as long as he puts put movies like Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby and The Ninth Gate. Being a fellow lover of kino, Quentin probably agrees. ---- 183100293 ->>183096360 (OP) -she cute ---- 183100633 ->>183097170 -nice ---- 183101258 -YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ---- 183101297 -he already has a limited series all episodes written and ready to go just needs to find someone to pick it up ---- 183102009 ->>183096360 (OP) -me in the back ---- 183102262 ->>183097170 -Ah I can see why she attracted Tarantino's attention ---- 183102605 -He's going to.....DISNEYLAND ---- 183103466 -I'm all for a future where Tarantino writes tons of shit and other people direct it. It's worked out pretty well in the past ---- 183103545 ->>183096360 (OP) ->Ring finger under strap -Based power move. ---- 183103830 ->>183096360 (OP) -He said he might do tv diff --git a/tv/183096537.txt b/tv/183096537.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9dc4efc6a74c09f5e5bdf2872bf9e310ae469769..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183096537.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,974 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183096537 -Well, /tv/? What happened? ---- 183096603 -Niggers everywhere I hate them just want fuckable princess to show me the pagina ---- 183096609 -Forgot to add sexy bunnies and robots ---- 183096669 -Black lives actually do not matter IRL FR FR ---- 183096721 ->disney used to have the midas touch when it came to animated films -Nobody was that enthused by Disney animated movies before the Renaissance of the 90s. They've been coasting off of the prestige and goodwill those movies generated for over 20 years and people are finally realizing Disney hasn't had a single good movie in about 10 years, and Frozen was just "okay" compared to the heights of the 1990s. I think the early 00s was the last time they released anything genuinely good. ---- 183096743 ->>183096537 (OP) ---- 183096766 ->>183096537 (OP) -protag looks like a talking turd which is hard to watch even for humor's sake like south park. shit is the definition of repellent ---- 183096772 ->>183096603 -That probably didn't matter to most people, but the gay stuff did. Even with "LGBT acceptance" most people don't want to hear about it. ---- 183096784 ->>183096721 -Frozen, Tangled, and Wreck it Ralph were all kino ---- 183096818 ->>183096537 (OP) -the issue really isn't shoehorning diversity and lgbtq shit into their movies, the issue is while they're busy shoehorning that shit in they forget to actually make a good movie along with it. you can very easily tell that inclusion comes first, and everything else is a distant second. ---- 183096857 ->>183096537 (OP) -I loathe the pixar 3-d art style. 2D animations had soul. These fucking claymation Meta shiny skinned creepy animated 3d dolls are bottom tier aesthetics, lets bring back classical Western beauty ideals where the characters actually looked beautiful, rather than ugly and generic ---- 183096861 ->>183096818 -The people pushing that shit aren't talented. I'd be willing to bet less than half the staff now employed by Disney would've been hired on merit during the 90s or earlier. ---- 183096862 ->>183096784 -Wreck it Ralph was actually written and directed by two golden-age simpsons writers. Just found that out. ---- 183096864 ->>183096537 (OP) ->What happened? -Libtards happened ---- 183096866 -Only 3rd world shills celebrate American companies failing. ---- 183096893 ->>183096862 -I'm guessing they had nothing to do with the sequel? ---- 183096896 ->>183096866 ---- 183096905 ->>183096866 -fuck off disney shill. You're probably a faggot as well ---- 183096929 ->>183096537 (OP) -I think Elemental may do even worse ---- 183096957 ->>183096896 ->Third worlders kill each other ->"America made me do it!" ---- 183096960 ->>183096537 (OP) -The simple truth that it is a rejection of social marxist ideology. -Nobody respects or wants what they are selling. -They will continue to fail, as they should. ---- 183096964 ->>183096866 ->Only 3rd world shills celebrate American companies failing. -WDYM? Disney is anti-American itself. ---- 183096991 ->>183096537 (OP) ---- 183096999 ->>183096537 (OP) -I don’t even recognize it ---- 183097005 ->>183096603 ->>183096772 -Blacks are fine. Even some gays are fine for most audiences. But Gay niggers from Outer Space? That mix just makes it 10x more off putting ---- 183097029 ->>183096537 (OP) -They decided they we needed another movie about a brown protagonist whose main conflict is telling their parents to accept who they are ---- 183097039 ->>183096991 -what does your reddit meme have to do with the thread? got lost? ---- 183097047 ->>183096866 -what if souther rednecks celebrate yanks companies failing ---- 183097051 ->>183096818 ->the issue really isn't shoehorning diversity and lgbtq shit into their movies, -Nah I have kids. It really is the issue. If I know there's homosexuals kissing in a film I won't take my kids. You would be surprised how many people feel the same but just won't say it ---- 183097069 ->>183096866 -LOLOLOL anon thinks disney is an American owned company, that's funny. - -I get it though, you are being an unironic contrarian. ---- 183097076 ->singular -It’s like Laos out there ---- 183097106 ->>183097076 -Is that Chinese or Japanese? ---- 183097107 ->>183096537 (OP) ->disney used to have the midas touch when it came to animated films -Did they forget all the shitty animated sequels they released back in the 90s that nobody liked and nobody watched? ---- 183097183 ->>183097107 -Their direct to video market was huge during that time. And every movie they released in cinemas made money. ---- 183097188 ->>183096537 (OP) -GET WOKE>>>> ---- 183097336 ->>183096866 -prove that disney cares about americans and not niggers. ---- 183097380 ->>183096537 (OP) -I don't even know what feature that is. -How many are they churning out a year now? The more you crank out, the more likely you'll get some duds at the box office. market saturation, less promotion, competition with streaming. etc. ---- 183097417 ->>183096537 (OP) ---- 183097500 ->>183097380 ->How many are they churning out a year now? The more you crank out, the more likely you'll get some duds at the box office. -By that rationale you'd still get some hits. Disney released four animated movies in 2022 and not a single one was a hit. Two of them were massive bombs, one was a flop and the fourth they stuck straight to streaming. ---- 183097688 ->>183096537 (OP) ->gay teens ->shitty rushed cal art design ->uninteresting story -The whole film was just an excuse to create gay niggers so faggots can go to twitter and write shit like "wow, did that character swallowed a gallon of semen? He is like me, I am hecking valid sweety" ---- 183097727 -I'm about to drop an animated bomb in the toilet ---- 183097753 -They keep imagining this demographic of trendy urban minorities that are super into things like diversity, discussions of identity and sexuality, and almost stepford-esque political correctness. Those motherfuckers do not exist. People want amusing escapist stories with hot teen princesses. ---- 183097785 -bombed? ---- 183097787 ->>183096866 -https://history.state.gov/milestones/1830-1860/china-1 -https://history.state.gov/milestones/1830-1860/china-2 - -We did it first, so even our destruction is just a cheap knockoff. ---- 183097858 ->>183096537 (OP) ->gay niggers from outerspace -this is before you even consider the hideous designs ---- 183097899 ->>183097688 ->The whole film was just an excuse to create gay niggers so faggots can go to twitter and write shit like "wow, did that character swallowed a gallon of semen? He is like me, I am hecking valid sweety" -Do they really need to spend $300 million to do that? ---- 183098001 ->>183096537 (OP) -Forced negroes, fags, trannies everywhere and in everything and endless repetition of their mantra that I need to accept these creatures as the new normal. -I will not. Not ever. -Clearly the majority's capability to tolerate this shit is reaching the breaking point as well. ---- 183098103 ->>183097051 -This, no gay stuff in my household ---- 183098194 ->>183096537 (OP) ->pro fag ->pro environment ->pro girlboss ->anti white men - -I dunno OP...I just don't know, ---- 183098215 ->>183098001 ->Clearly the majority's capability to tolerate this shit is reaching the breaking point as well. -This. They managed to kind of slow-boil the masses into it thus far, but the next steps are just too far. People are snapping out of it because they have way overplayed their hands and the majority now see that they are whiny, self-absorbed mentally ill people who throw autistic fits when even the slightest aspect is questioned. A lot of people followed along in good faith, honestly thinking they were just trying to be kind. I get that. But they realize now they were dragged into something with truly wacky end-goals. They're done. ---- 183098263 ->>183097051 -I have old movies on physical disc which my family and children (once they're older) will be able to watch. I don't buy anything new, I don't watch anything new, I will not spend any money on modern propaganda pushing this degeneracy on me. ---- 183098333 ->>183096537 (OP) -I’m so erect waiting for the little mermaid to bomb ---- 183098472 ->>183098215 -I was celebrating Christmas with my sister and her family last year and they put that movie on. Of their three kids, the youngest and the middle walked away from it to play Fortnite stating that the film was boring and looked ugly. The oldest who's 16 now looked like she was in class trying to keep her attention on something she really didn't care about and afterwards their dad who's an extremely mild dude and generally never outspoken about anything political told me that it was not only "nasty" but even "overt gay propaganda". I had been on a couch in the same livingroom watching the Harry Potter films on my tablet with earbuds so I could watch their live reactions the whole way through, and they didn't laugh once. - -Disney is pure misery. ---- 183098514 ->>183097107 -the first movie I bought with my own money was aladdin 3 that had the hand of midas. I regret nothing ---- 183098546 ->>183096991 ->everyone gets to be poor -vs ->the people that work get to earn - -where's the gotcha ---- 183098559 ->>183096537 (OP) -Gee, it’s almost like interracial gay black kid love stories aren’t all that popular with children. ---- 183098570 ->>183096866 -Oh no, I hope America is going to be okay. It would be a shame if it collapsed. ---- 183098581 ->>183096866 ->American company ---- 183098587 ->>183096784 -Frozen is good, Tangled sucks and Wreck it Ralph is forgettable (I know I've watched it but remember literally nothing about it). ---- 183098590 ->>183096896 -I mean, I already know it's bad, I just don't understand why the CIA isn't doing more with my tax dollars. There are still socialists breathing, guys! Get to work! ---- 183098605 ->>183098559 -Who would've thought? ---- 183098620 ->>183096866 ->the ones pushing propaganda in every single aspect of american life are third worlders -yes, of course ---- 183098623 ->>183096991 ->some people are poor in capitalism ->vs ->everyone is poor in socialism - -Yes, that's why socialism is evil and all socialists must be killed. ---- 183098627 -i think it's 2 folds - -Iger wanted diversity in the studio, for optics. - -Chapek didn't give a fuck about the animation department, so all those diversity hires pretty much took over. - -now that pretty much every animation that came out under Chapek bombed, Iger will now have to rein in all those tokens by cutting jobs & funds. ---- 183098635 ->>183096537 (OP) -I only saw the poster for this and looked like shit, only the old man with a moustache was a passable design. Reading the thread now I see it's even worse than I thought. ---- 183098660 ->>183098546 -He thought the Working Poor was for third world countries only! HE MAD!! ---- 183098693 ->>183096896 -The CIA installed Mao. ---- 183098732 ->>183096991 -what the fuck, conservabros??? What's our response to this???????? ---- 183098758 ->>183096537 (OP) -Literally what is this character design and why would anyone want to see more of it? ---- 183098761 ->>183098732 -Read the thread libfag. It took two seconds to destroy it multiple times. ---- 183098762 ->>183096537 (OP) -There are enough immature white adults that are willing to put up with or even glorify diversity and soulless globalist media, but unironically you lose most of the black audience with gay shit when those anime niggers will slurp up most disney garbage. ---- 183098770 ->>183096896 -Did the CIA make Communists wall in their own people? ---- 183098795 ->>183098758 -Looks like a homeless person that would assault you in an alley. ---- 183098804 ->>183096991 -I’ve never understood the point of the giant twisty rack of shoes on the left ---- 183098805 ->>183096537 (OP) -Unappealing, androgynous main character with the typical, ugly, queer fashion/styling. Neither the race nor being gay is really the issue, but these people have spent so long in the intentionally ugly, queer, dangerhair, oversized glasses, poor taste, kitschy quagmire they've forgotten it was all supposed to be ironic and normal people don't actually find any of that appealing. The character designs overall are lazy and ugly too. Everything looks cheap with head, eyes, nose etc. just being different-shaped spheres poorly mashed together like Babby's First 3D Model. - -On top of that the movie has no immediate and clear hook. There's no "rat who cooks", "talking cars" or "toys that come alive", rather trying grossly simplify it basically becomes that Bill Cosby pokeyman explanation from The Simpsons. ---- 183098818 ->>183098605 ->uhh ok we have the gay porn, but how do we market it to families? ->throw some CG jellyfish on screen or something ---- 183098826 ->>183098758 -Imagine if Disney took a page out of Riot's playbook and actually started making sexy brown characters again. But I guess that's not family friendly or mouse committee-approved or whatever. ---- 183098837 ->>183096866 ->american -*jewish -This is something that people of all walks of life can appreciate ---- 183098841 ->>183097051 -Exactly this. -Now I have a son, I check what the content of films and songs are. His mother is really casual 'omg it's just a song, he doesn't know what it's about, it's just people dancing and having fun to him' -Nah. It's my responsibility to ensure he gets to adulthood relatively normal. If I think that means shielding him from gay cartoon characters making out, then as a parent I will make that choice. And it's not for me to explain to Hollywood why I make any decision regarding my son. ---- 183098849 ->>183096537 (OP) -Go woke, go broke. ---- 183098855 ->>183096537 (OP) -This is supposed to be a teenage boy, but it looks like a 40 year old woman. ---- 183098882 ->>183096866 ->Only 3rd world shills celebrate American companies failing. -Disney isn't American its Jewish. ---- 183098897 ->>183098841 -Show this to your wife. ---- 183098907 ->>183096537 (OP) -Rather than ensuring that the movies they're making are actually good, Disney are just automatically assuming they're good because they're the ones making them. It's pure narcissistic arrogance. ---- 183098927 ->>183096537 (OP) -they don't care about theater sales anymore ---- 183098942 ->>183098897 -Then show her this. ---- 183098957 ->>183098897 -Holy fuck. That's just, no words. Why do people do this to kids? ---- 183098976 ->>183098942 -And this. - ->>183098957 -Because they are fucking evil. ---- 183098977 ->>183096537 (OP) -I think it was the marketing. I live in Hollywood and everyone I know had no idea what it was. Most people thought it was like a new interactive theme park attraction. Even the premier was weird they covered the whole side of the block on Hollywood Blvd with a tent and it looked like it was some weird fundraiser instead of an actual premier. - -What's all the stranger is people around here would've literally went to see it just because it was a minority centric movie like they did with Nope and Shang-chi, but they literally kept it hush hush like they would in China. ---- 183098985 ->>183096537 (OP) -I don't even know what the movie is about. I saw the commercial a few times (it came on at a family members house) and I still don't know. I can't even name the movie itself. They did a terrible job marketing the movie, which I suspect is because the movie was too boring looking. ---- 183098991 ->>183096537 (OP) -Disney has never had a "midas touch". They've had a couple hot streaks and people forget about the years of lukewarm receptions and dude between them. ---- 183098994 ->>183098882 -america from its founding was a jewish psyop though. america memed the worst ideas into the world that allowed the jews to thrive, like "freedom of religion" and "democracy" instead of the divine right of god-appointed kings. ---- 183098998 ->spending $317 million on a cartoon ->doing so little marketing that I haven't even heard of this -insane -onionswars and avengers has completely ruined their sense of money ---- 183099013 ->>183098994 -Hey fuck you buddy. ---- 183099016 ->>183098472 -based familia ---- 183099114 ->>183098546 -> The people who were born rich and own the company you work for get to be rich while you're poor - -FTFY ---- 183099151 ->>183098841 -The funny part is you don't realize your getting divorced ---- 183099264 ->>183098942 -Listen I agree with you but that shit isn't a kids cartoon, it's one of those shitty "adult" animated comedies. ---- 183099282 ->>183097005 ->Blacks are fine. Even some gays are fine for most audiences. -No they are not. Especially when they replace an established character, or are implemented just to satisfy a social checklist of things that HAVE to be in every movie now a days. -Most people don't like this, butt they stay quiet because of they spoke up they are considered, racist, sexist, evil, homophobic, etc. People don't want this garbage in their movies. ---- 183099286 ->>183098897 ->google nina west ->yeah this guy is definitely not a pederast ---- 183099304 -terrible name and ugly characters ---- 183099330 ->>183098194 ->pro environment -I’m with you on the other points, but how is this bad? ---- 183099435 -Pick any number of the following: -Movie attendance down in general -Kids less interested in going to see movies -Kids less interested in cartoon morality fables than Avengers etc -Ugly 3D visual styles that look too similar -The difference between Disney, Dreamworks, Illumination and that other big shit animation studio is increasingly small -Pivoting from "our rendition of a timeless, well-known tale" to "modern stories with the same beats but peddling new lessons" has resulted in shit that isn't culturally resonant like the older stuff was, and also isn't benefitting from the old "we all know the story of X fairy tale, so how do we execute it well?" approach. -Focus on "technically impressive" visuals rather than "visually appealing". Look at Turning Red, Soul, that other one with the Mexican kids- they look lame and gay. Boys want robots, girls want princesses with elaborate outfits. Nobody wants "everyday brownish person". Who the hell is buying merchandise for this shit? -"Disney Adults" will result in kids seeing Disney as lame shit for old people. -Talent bleed hits animation hard. Old guard are leaving Disney, but where's new blood? Animation is a hard industry to get into, too much talent just isn't getting there. ---- 183099447 ->>183098194 ->Yidsney cares about the environment -imagine the raw amount of poison dumped into the ocean to manufacture all this bullshit, miles and miles of stores packed with this shit that will all end up in a landfill anyway… ---- 183099475 ->>183099151 -He’s better off, assuming he gets custody of the child. ---- 183099476 ->>183096784 -All very mediocre. ---- 183099635 ->>183098841 -I'm thankful my wife is pretty conservative so I don't have to fight her about what we show our kid. ---- 183099696 ->>183096784 -Seen Frozen and Ralph. No and fuck no. - -See pic related for a based movie :) ---- 183099801 ->>183099447 -Horrifying thing is those stuffed animals are all polyester which is just tiny plastic. Mickey is a microplastic bomb ---- 183099954 ->>183096866 -shut the fuck up Adolf ---- 183100015 -When I was a kid watching cartoons, TV series or movie, I always hated when it got to the gay Sunday school bit at the end. You're watching for action or comedy hijinks, then get to the last five minutes and it comes to a screeching halt, "Listen kids, we had fun here with the stuff you wanted, but here's what's really important- a common sense moral that you already knew before school and every other cartoon blabbed it at you." 5 years old and I see the distinction between fun time and sermon time. All this during my cartoon time. I went to Sunday school back then, I had RE lessons in real school, I got plenty of proselytizing and sermons when not watching cartoons, nevermind during. And I STILL got less sermon time than the current day equivalent media. Do kids roll their eyes at this shit like I did? Are they watching? ---- 183100066 -Blacks and LGBT became the new Disney Princess for Disney. ---- 183100111 ->>183096866 -Jewish companies are not American ---- 183100112 ->>183098795 -The kind where if all he took was your wallet you'd count yourself lucky it wasn't also your anal virginity. ---- 183100138 ->>183099114 ->doesn't understand generational wealth ->nihilistic understanding of the present, no grasp on history or the future ->doesn't even have kids -pull yourself up by your bootstraps bucko ---- 183100222 -GETTO UOKU, GO BUROKU - -https://youtu.be/bRLv84ZPAR4?t=328 [Embed] ---- 183100270 ->>183098897 ->pedo representation in a children's cartoon - -DO AMERICANS REALLY????? ---- 183100307 ->>183096537 (OP) -I can point out a major problem just based on this picture here. ---- 183100328 ->>183098826 -Yeah imagine if they gave him a huge bbc bulge x3 ---- 183100388 ->>183098587 -Tangled was good. ---- 183100430 ->>183096537 (OP) -It looked like dogshit and unsurprisingly kids liked the movie with the talking cat over the one with the grubhub commercial animation. ---- 183100440 ->>183099151 -Dilate ---- 183100494 ->>183096896 -Clearly the KGB wasn't as efficient at sabotaging their political enemies, capitalism wins again. ---- 183100535 ->>183099114 ->NOO YOU CAN'T JUST WORK HARD AND SAVE MONEY FOR YOUR CHILDREN! GIBSMEDAT! ---- 183100540 ->>183096537 (OP) -anime, mainly shonen, has taken over the minds of the younger generations. Simplistic and puritan Disney stories don't sell anymore no matter how well animated. ---- 183100560 ->>183099696 ->Rango ->Based -Your taking the piss. ---- 183100647 ->>183096537 (OP) -main character is black and gay and his dad is somehow even more of an obnoxious faggot than him despite having a wife and kid -the story was also not very interesting -also ->super macho grandad doesn't even flinch at meeting his grandson for the first time and almost immediately finding out he's a homo ---- 183100664 ->>183096537 (OP) ---- 183100688 ->>183100540 ->puritan - -It's literally a movie about gay niggers ---- 183100697 ->>183096537 (OP) -Hollywood accounting. Everything is going according to kaikaku. ---- 183100713 ->>183098587 -It might have been forgettable to you but we're talking about overall. And people liked it. ---- 183100786 ->>183096537 (OP) -Kids don't watch animated movies or whatever at least willingly unless they're dragged to them. They watch faggots on twitch play minecraft or marvel shit, random youtube/tik tok videos. Only millennial man children consume "children's media". ---- 183100866 ->>183099013 -Not him, but every tyrant and terrorist in the last hundred years from Belfast to Beijing shilled themselves as "the next George Washington" to an eager audience of Americans. ---- 183100934 ->>183098194 -You got it wrong Anon, there is nothing wrong with strong female characters per se, they are not inherently woke. If you want to criticize propaganda it's better to use terms like "radical feminism" or just "feminism". ---- 183100964 ->>183097106 -fitty men ---- 183101025 ->>183096537 (OP) ->>183100664 -Who did it better? ---- 183101063 ->>183100786 -My zoomer sister just asked me to watch Mario with her and the theater was filled with nothing but zoomers ---- 183101301 ->>183096537 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKh2G73gCCs [Embed] - -Just watch the trailer for it. -Do you even have to watch the film? -Lemme guess, everyone reconciles at the end because MUH FAMILIA is more important than money and fame. It's made-by-commitee trash. - -It just looks bland and predictable. ---- 183101311 ->>183098732 -Point and laugh ---- 183101472 ->>183098587 -Frozen sucked. Terrible story and terrible message. ---- 183101692 ->>183100786 -so, i imagined those kids in mario and luigi costumes walking towards the cinema? ---- 183101746 ->>183100112 -kek ---- 183101749 ->>183097051 -Agreed. Me and my wife won't take our kids to see this kind of shit either. My sister wanted to take them to see strange world and I told her not to. She got miffed about it and asked why. I just simply said they were our kids and we didn't want them to. The thing was, our kids never expressed interest in seeing it anyway. ---- 183101771 ->>183097899 -Yes, obviously. ---- 183101780 ->>183096537 (OP) - -Should of made the main character a princess ---- 183101811 ->>183098001 -The revolution never ends, comrade. ---- 183101832 ->>183098333 -It won't. Disney straight can't let it. ---- 183101890 ->>183098826 -Something about riot's character designs + guns is so cringey to me but I can't put my finger on it. ---- 183102072 ->>183101890 -They're just bad. ---- 183102566 ->>183096537 (OP) -Grotesque art only appeals to a few. ---- 183102602 ->>183101063 -Is your sister hot? This is important. ---- 183102631 ->>183098587 ->Frozen is good -you will never - ---- 183102670 ->>183096537 (OP) -This is just rewritting history. Disney already shat the bed repeatedly with Cars 2 and that awful Dinosaur movie ---- 183102678 -Niggers & trannies ---- 183102734 ->>183098976 -This is now an owlchad thread. -All froggers must fucking hang! ---- 183102736 ->>183096537 (OP) -Disney needs to stop catering to white supremacists. All their constant pandering to the Ku Klux Klan and Nazis is really messing with their bottom line. Black gay characters is what Disney really needs to put them back on top. Nonstop pride parades for children. It's box office gold! ---- 183102825 ->>183099330 -Don't engage the chud ---- 183102859 ->>183099114 -if you're really upset you can always just shoot them in the US -I could've shot Elon Musk when I worked at one of his factories and they let him walk around a tent with no back facing the mountains and a BART rail -If the illuminati ever gets leaked and I become suicidal again, Ill kamikaze myself and take one out -If you're suicidal, don't kill yourself -Take out a 1% motherfucker instead and do the world a service ---- 183102871 ->>183098194 -the attempt to make literal masculine behavior "troublesome" was kinda amazing, like, these people genuinely believe all this stuff, and it feels like watching some avant-garde dadaist shit or something ---- 183102882 ->>183096537 (OP) -The advertising was terrible with the way it didn't tell you anything significant about the story. ---- 183102895 ->>183096896 ->cia bad ->but we should also trust the government -why ---- 183102921 ->>183096537 (OP) - -every black character in 2023 is boring and i can't relate to him or her ---- 183102970 ->>183098805 ->ugly people make physically repulsive characters and then blame you for not liking them ->they are also repulsive on the inside - -i think this just shows how disgusting the creators are in their own heads, like their mental headspace is as revolting as their appearance and people are checking out. ---- 183103034 ->>183096537 (OP) ->tries to appease the chinese audience and western audience at the same time -Gee whiz, anon. I have no idea ---- 183103044 ->>183096537 (OP) -Sabotage. It had virtually zero marketing. It's Treasure Planet all over again. ---- 183103045 -Why can't we have a gay movie without niggers ---- 183103063 ->>183096537 (OP) ->literal nigger faggot movies -It's like their entire philosophy has become going to 4chan and making movies about the things people here complain about. ---- 183103084 ->>183096537 (OP) -It was so bad that they literally did not market it at all and hoped nobody would even notice it existed. ---- 183103089 ->>183096784 -Haven't seen it Wreck-It Ralph, but the other two are bland and boring as hell. Then again, I feel that way about all Disney movies, including the Renaissance ones. The only difference is those ones had actual personality and gorgeous 2D animation. The modern films don't even have that. ---- 183103114 ->>183101890 ->>183102072 -Not enough troons. You need the troons or they look off to you. ---- 183103123 ->>183099330 -Because "pro-environment" to them means stopping white people from using their evil gas stoves rather than doing anything that addresses the bulk cause of the world's pollution. ---- 183103249 -Black kids care about basketball and Mortal Kombat/Tekken/Street Fighter. They don't watch Disney movies ---- 183103305 ->>183096784 - -Wall-e, Up and the last scene in Toy Story 3 were the only good things in 15 years. ---- 183103330 ->>183098546 ->>the people that work get to earn -Kek - -Anyway, the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. ---- 183103695 ->>183099286 -reminds me of wayne gacy. -litterally the same vibe. And that's the kind of pedo satanic clown the rat wants around your kids. ---- 183103852 ->>183096784 -All three of those are mid ---- 183103863 ->>183096537 (OP) -Why do you guys care about literal children’s movies? ---- 183103943 ->>183096537 (OP) -Not enough niggers, trannies and ESG bucks. ---- 183103959 ->>183096537 (OP) -No marketing and they didn't do that "play our film in every screen or we'll blacklist your theater for the rest of the year" shit so they could write it off as a flop ---- 183104002 ->>183101890 -What's really cringe is the one Riot shill endlessly repeating the same talking points on every board. ---- 183104396 ->>183101301 -So it's Made in Abyss for people who don't want to fuck children? ---- 183104478 ->>183103863 -why do you? ---- 183104541 ->>183097417 -Where did you get that picture of me!? ---- 183104590 ->>183096537 (OP) -They would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for all the sexist, misogynist, homophobic racists. ---- 183104591 ->>183096603 -Even normies are getting nigger fatigue now. I had peak nigger fatigue in 2014 and moved out of America and never looked back. Back then most of my friends were hyper liberals crying about Trayvon etc. Now, whenever I visit all of those formerly super liberal friends complain about how they hate how dangerous a bunch of local places like the mall etc have gotten because of nigger gangs and how tired they are of constant race talk in the media. ---- 183104648 ->>183096896 ->He thinks its about socialism -CIA intervened latin american countries because they refused to take in big oil and big pharma. There were non socialist governments overthrown as well as socialist, you just don't hear about the former because socialism is the new right thing. ---- 183104658 ->>183096721 ->Nobody was that enthused by Disney animated movies before the Renaissance of the 90s. ->bambi ->snow white ->cinderella ->arielle ->sleeping beauty ->not liked -Are you dumb? ---- 183104752 ->>183098263 -Physical media erode over time ---- 183104804 ->>183099696 -peak letterboxd reddit-core ---- 183104819 ->>183096857 -Here Here ---- 183104958 ->>183096784 -Frozen and Tangled suck but I'm happy to watch them with my niece because at least all the characters are white ---- 183105261 ->>183101301 ->make degenerate propaganda ->it's for children not adults, stop exposing it, it's not for you!!! -degens really do be like that huh ---- 183105597 ->>183096866 -Good goy. ---- 183105640 ->>183096537 (OP) -basedbean faces on hideous characters -environments looked good but thats about it ---- 183105777 ->>183096721 -Last good Disney films were made by Walt. ---- 183106265 ->>183096603 -fpbp -and even if some female thing is in it, -it looks like an offense to real Disney females ---- 183106942 ->>183096537 (OP) -White people fault. ---- 183107045 ->>183106942 ->execs want their film to fail ---- 183107182 ->>183106942 -Or maybe it just wasn't that good and didn't have mass appeal. - -People can applaud Strange World for "taking risks" as much as they want but at the end of the day it's not appealing to most people. Meanwhile Mario Bros. is going to make a billion and a half dollars. It's not a groundbreaking movie by any means but it's fun and has a memorable, easy to understand villain, something that Disney movies have been lacking for a decade. ---- 183107353 ->>183096537 (OP) -These movies wouldn't look interesting to any kid nor would an adult want to watch them. -I watched the first 15 minutes of light year and its pretty dull and the character is unlikable. -maybe if they made it to look like the old cartoon it would have at least a cool trailer and kids might want to watch it. ---- 183107365 ->>183098897 -Dont forget these people trying to push mutilations on kids. ---- 183107441 ->>183107353 -The most disingenuous part is where the movie claims that it's the movie Andy would have seen before he got his Buzz Lightyear toy. That is some revisionist bullshit. First of all, there is nothing about Lightyear that feels like a 90s movie, and there is no fucking way a 90s kids movie would have had an LGBT couple making spawn as a major plot driver. Secondly, the movie is an absolute chore for even and adult to watch, let alone a child. If this was the world's introduction to Buzz Lightyear, he never would have become a franchise. ---- 183107492 ->>183096866 -Dumb golem. ---- 183107643 ->>183107441 -Buzz Lightyear was also a cartoon, I'm pretty sure. The one where he's a space cop, and he's fighting Zerg. They literally made it, as a tie-in for TS2. -It wasn't supposed to be some wistful movie about sad astronauts. it was supposed to be something a kid would like. ---- 183107693 ->>183107643 -Lightyear was basically Pixar trying to retcon that cartoon away. They don't even have a nod to it, it's a completely different lore that doesn't even make sense in context to how Buzz's lore is portrayed in the Toy Story films. They already had a blueprint for how to make a fun sci-fi adventure film about Buzz Lightyear and they threw it in the trash. ---- 183107854 ->>183096537 (OP) -Why did this round and gay looking tranny style animation become a thing? There's so many companies using the same style, I can't even tell which company produced this shit as a casual viewer. Disney and Pixar used to have their own style only just a decade ago but now it all looks like fat faggots animated by mtf mentally ill people ---- 183107917 -I hope they go broke. DIsney has never been this bad. ---- 183108113 ->>183107182 -Did it really take risks? Isn't it just a sci-fi Encanto for boys? ---- 183108197 ->>183107854 -A bunch of ESG hires convinced companies like Disney that LGBT content was going to be the next hot toboggan, and since the companies are run by idiots they accepted these claims without any proof. The supposed evidence is that gen Z is "30% LGBT," which would be an extinction level event if it doesn't reverse, but it's fiction. Throughout history the LGBT population has never been higher than 2 or 3 percent. They're an outlier, because being gay is an evolutionary dead end. It's like being born without functional testes or a womb, so our biology naturally tries to steer us away from having offspring that can't or won't reproduce. Sometimes you lose the genetic lottery, but human biology does its best to make sure there are as few losers as possible. 30% would be a population catastrophe for the next generation on par with the black death. ---- 183108244 ->>183096537 (OP) -maybe going for the grub hub add style was not a great idea ---- 183108321 ->>183108197 ->It's like being born without functional testes or a womb, so our biology naturally tries to steer us away from having offspring that can't or won't reproduce. -that doesn't work how you think it work -Nature or biology can't do shit for their benefit. shits happen and it go on with it or not, more or less. -It's totally possible for LGBT population to get over the roof. yes it will correct itself, because as you said it's a dead end, but at some point we could experience a society dying from it. And some could make banks from it. ---- 183108326 -Parents are anti-LGBT despite the propaganda. ---- 183108353 ->>183108326 -Because only LGBT people want LGBT kids. ---- 183108389 ->>183097005 ->Blacks are fine. Even some gays are fine for most audiences. -No, fuck off niggerfaggot. ---- 183108473 -I would be fine if they just made gay stuff for gays and normal stuff for normal people. They would never do that though because they depend on the normal people for profit. ---- 183108649 ->>183096537 (OP) -Disney was always pozzed shit, but now, people don't have to swallow it. ->Little Mermaid? Fish becomes transhuman to fuck non-fish. ->Beauty and the Beast? Girl ditches hard-working man for a rapist. ->Aladdin? Rich girl falls for a grifter. ->Mulan? transman joins the army and saves the country. -Notice how all the movies end without facing any consequences. ---- 183108689 ->>183108197 -I don't think 30% is that far fetched with all the brainwashing going on, however their definition of kids being LGBT just probably means they're "non-binary" and other meaningless shit like that, it doesn't mean they're cock craving faggots. You could be brainwashed into thinking you're cool if you identify as LGBT but at the same time you're a guy who has a gf and eventually settles down with them and has kids, like a normal person and couple ---- 183108795 ->>183108649 -Whoah, the real pozz was the nostalgia we made along the way. ---- 183108809 ->>183098215 ->This. They managed to kind of slow-boil the masses into it thus far, but the next steps are just too far. People are snapping out of it because they have way overplayed their hands and the majority now see that they are whiny, self-absorbed mentally ill people who throw autistic fits when even the slightest aspect is questioned. A lot of people followed along in good faith, honestly thinking they were just trying to be kind. I get that. But they realize now they were dragged into something with truly wacky end-goals. They're done. - -It's even worse than that. People don't care. They don't pay attention to culture war shit like this so they have no deep investment. They see some poster or ad for this and they just don't pay attention to it because they don't care. Don't expect the majority to be "red pilled" nazis. - -This is a 300 million dollar movie aimed at no one. - ->>183098472 -That's the other part. A film like this could be saved by word of mouth but it's just dull, ugly, and boring, and really creepy with its pushy gay shit. It's this double whammy of apathy and distaste. ---- 183108863 ->>183098732 -Brazil looks like that because it's brown, not because of capitalism (which is shit, and inferior in every way to National Socialism). ---- 183108865 -why did it flop? ->in b4 niggers ---- 183108867 ->>183108689 -Non-binary is just a scam to fluff up the numbers. In the 80s and early 90s they had goths, in the 00s they had emo kids, and in the '10s they had hipsters. Every decade has its own insufferable subculture that has to feel "non-conforming" by emulating each other. - -Here's an artifact from 00s internet about emo kids. If you listen to the lyrics you can clearly see a lot of comparisons that could be made with the non-binary subculture. - -https://emosong.ytmnd.com/ - -Same shit, different decade. And just like the goths, emo kids and hipsters before them, they are going to look back at this phase of their life with utter embarassment. ---- 183108896 ->>183108197 ->The supposed evidence is that gen Z is "30% LGBT," which would be an extinction level event if it doesn't reverse, but it's fiction. - -Like 98% of them are going to have sex, marry, and have children with the opposite sex. If you asked me at like 15 I might say I'm bi cuz I jerked it to guys a few times but it's nothing serious. If you analyze the "Queer" people they're basically heterosexuals. - ->>183108197 ->A bunch of ESG hires convinced companies like Disney that LGBT content was going to be the next hot toboggan, and since the companies are run by idiots they accepted these claims without any proof. - -Supposedly they have been rigging test screenings and audience polling for a while. What I hear is that idiot feminist execs want movie, so they then send their minions out there and produce the data saying that this is a great idea. It's blind leading the blind, and these mega-corps have been infested top to bottom with activists who are perfectly fine lying because they've been taught that the ends justifies the means. ---- 183108913 ->>183108867 -yeah, but before they would get an haircut, no they have dickcut or boobscut ---- 183108940 ->>183097051 -Yea. I fully curate both the amount and type content watched by my (young) daughter. -This really surprises most people (or paints me as overly authoritative), as if I should just let my kids mindlessly browse trash, like they do as adults. Disgusting and baffling. ---- 183108991 ->>183108867 -Unironically this is also why eating disorders have dropped off the map compared to before tranny shit was really pushed. -The vast majority of eating disorders were just attention/privilege seeking by teenagers. Now that nobody cares, kids have to mutilate themselves under the guidance of groomers. ---- 183108995 ->>183108913 -nonbinary just means androgynous clothes and haircut. Nobody has surgery to become nonbinary. It is the absolute most low-effort way into LGBT community imagineable because you don't even have to pretend to be attracted to the same sex. You can be a nonbinary man and still only date women, maybe the only think that makes you "nonbinary" is that you wear fingernail polish or eye makeup, which is what goths and emo kids did too. ---- 183109312 ->>183096721 -You’re a retard, its called a renaissance because its a return to their glory days. The only misstep is Auara in Sleeping Beauty bc one it looks gorgeous but cost too much. They have the talent in song writing and animation, its literally Iger’s Jewish Israeli agent ass ---- 183109355 ->>183104658 -The last two were part of the renaissance,retard. -Plus that anon exaggerated but between all the other movies you listed and the last two there were decades of technically mediocre movies. I like them but they are objectively cheap trash that Disney forced on animators because they simply couldn't afford making better looking movies. Compare the animation between Cinderella and Jungle Book. That's how close to being bankrupt they got. ---- 183109431 ->>183096537 (OP) -Its Disney+, they are deathly afraid of everyone seeing their content is 95% white in back catalog. They are throwing literal shit at the wall to pad streaming catalogs so they aren’t targeted by the same woke mob they pander. Theaters sales dont matter, they need inclusion next to the shit people actually want to see, pretty princesses or endearing love stories ---- 183109573 ->>183108113 -Why would boys want Encanto? ---- 183109630 ->>183096537 (OP) -People forgot that the Disney Renaissance was only like an exceptional 10 years and the company has been garbage outside of Walt. All of their success outside of that comes simply from purchased properties such as Pixar. Funny enough, I think it's only their children's cartoons that are still doing any good, but they constantly cancel shit for petty reasons, like Owl House just got cancelled. It's like the golden age of Piracy. Blackbeard and the like were only around for like 20 years, but it's so popular that people think if was centuries. - -Outside of Walt and things that they've purchased with Walt's money, has Disney done anything good on their own other than the renaissance? ---- 183109666 ->>183109630 ->has disney done anything good -Aside from dogshit films, its a blue chip company that is well managed for a 401k, bout it ---- 183109690 ->What happened? ---- 183109693 ->>183096866 ->illegal goods ->free market -? ---- 183109733 ->>183096772 -you're on to something -I'm pretty sure most people went along with lbgtxyz42069 because they thought the queers would be quiet for awhile if they did, not out of actually caring about them ---- 183109755 ->>183109690 -These are over-budgeted films aimed at no one. Blacks have lower education, and they like raunchy comedies and action films. They're socially conservative or apathetic at best (Christianity is huge, and even if ghetto trash don't go to church they remember sermons about how fags are going to hell) so they won't go for gay shit. So the entire black audience is gone. - -The animated films are ugly and dull looking so kids are gone. ---- 183109781 ->>183109733 ->>183096772 -Most people are live and let live and are okay letting people live their lives as they see fit. That's very different from having shit thrown into your face constantly. ---- 183109828 ->>183096537 (OP) -I have no idea what movie this is -They used to make movies about princesses and now they make them about drab bland people ---- 183109847 ->>183099286 ->Levitt -bros this is getting weird, why are there so many jews that do this kind of thing? ---- 183109871 ->>183109828 -The movie is about a homo black kid with white and black parents, who goes on an adventure to a hollow earth. That's it. It's ugly and has a premise no one could care about. - -Well, if you do hollow earth you play up the pulp angle. I want Roman civilization with a bunch of spears, and dinosaurs and cool shit. The actual lifeforms are jelly fish and shit. ---- 183109920 ->>183096866 ->American company -companies don't subscribe to the idea of having nationality anymore -it gets in the way of making money ---- 183109922 ->>183109847 -Could be the jews are spawns of Satan trying to return every golem back into androgynous cattle ---- 183110099 ->>183096537 (OP) -The simple answer? -It just looked incredibly uninteresting, and even the marketing department knew it so they did the least amount of effort to sell it to the audience. -Maybe they thought that injecting a gay character would save it, but plot twist, most people who sperg about "no ABCD" representation in movies do not watch the movies themselves, just flavor of the month TV shows or other Netflix crap. ---- 183110129 ->>183099447 -Oh but it’s magic!!! ---- 183110147 ->>183096784 -Tangled is hard carried by Rapunzel's cuteness, Frozen is very mediocre and WIR is shit. ---- 183110231 ->>183103959 -Saw plenty of ads for it ---- 183110348 ->>183110231 -Same, it was everywhere for like 1 week and then disappeared ---- 183110368 ->>183096784 -In Frozen the main girl looks like an insta whore, Tangled came a bit too early for that but it's still 3D feminist goyslop, the former is even more so. ---- 183110563 ->>183096896 -CIA and Bush-Clinton regime literally funding and arming socialist and communist around the globe, you faggots. ---- 183110992 ->>183096537 (OP) -They replace entertainment with diversity. ---- 183111097 ->>183103305 -Without looking it up, tell me plot of UP after the intro. It’s a stupid, annoying, rambling mess that sucks balls. ---- 183111164 ->>183097005 -Its the obvious exploitation that's rubbing people the wrong way. I don't think blacks appreciate these forced race swaps and handme down roles either. People want original content. And the way hollywood uses blacks is to extract every drop form existing properties by race swapping and saying "aren't we tolerant!". Gays and alphabet bullshit people are being exploited the same way. Plus the studios obnoxiously use them as shields to deflect criticism of shitty writing. ---- 183111490 ->>183098804 -Everyone gets an outdoor area that isn't cucked out of sunlight from the platform above you. You couldn't suss that out with all the greenery and presence of pools? ---- 183111532 ->>183096603 -Dude I love the pagina ---- 183111538 ->>183111164 -I think they use shitty writing to deflect criticisms of diversity and faggotry ---- 183111625 ->>183108867 -That was largely my point. In the same way, a lot of gay people have been coaxed into becoming trans or even have the full on dick removal surgery. It's just brainwashing on a mass scale and taking advantage of the mentally ill to further their political agenda. ---- 183111628 ->>183111097 -Old guy loses wife that loves adventure and becomes crochety -Construction company wants to bulldoze his house, but it's the last thing he has to remember her by -Decides to fly the house away with balloons after a boy scout hides in his crawlspace and gets pulled away -Old guy and boy make it to adventure-fantasy version of south america -Mean old adventurer is already there and is hunting for treasure with talking dogs -Old guy gets mad at boy for wanting to go on adventurers and bothering him all day -Boy scout gets captured and old guy has to rescue him -They bring back the mean adventurer's air ship - -The actual plot points of most pixar movies are so simple that no one should have trouble remembering the vagaries even if they only watched it once twenty years ago. It's always "Something happens to mess up the MC's great life, MC is stuck with a companion he doesn't really like but grows to love when they get out of the scrape together and then MC realizes things are great the way they are even with the new guy there." In fact, I'd say the simple plot structure is a big factor that made them so beloved. I don't need a fucking spreadsheet to see who's a suspected Cylon or an exposition dump to explain why everyone's left-handed in this dimension. ---- 183111746 ->>183096866 -I hope every company that cares more about woke messaging than the quality of their product goes bankrupt. And fuck America, this is a joke of a country run by jews. ---- 183111775 ->>183096896 ---- 183111870 ->>183096537 (OP) -punchabilitymaxxing on the character's design. I feel revulsion looking at that fags face ---- 183111879 ->>183096866 -My country deserves to burn. I pray that the geriatric saber rattlers that sent my countrymen to die in their wars get eaten alive by the inferno they created. ---- 183111906 ->>183096991 -Oh fuck, you mean the people that are smart and work hard get to live a super posh lifestyle and the lazy, overbreeding hoards of minorities with their hands out live in poverty?!?!?! - ->anyways ---- 183112073 -God I remember how Disney and Pixar movie are things you really look forward to when I was a kid -Grew up semi affluent in a third world country, you really get into these things because you want to talk to your kiddy friends about it -Toy story, a bug's life, monsters inc, toy story 2, finding Nemo, ratatouille, WALL-E, up, cars all of em was a no miss and we still had Disney channel too, also with Disney we have Lilo n stitch, brother bear, dinosaur, emperor's new groove, meet the Robinsons and then other studios like dreamworks with Shrek, madagascar and robots or aardman with chicken run and nightmare before christmas ---- 183112096 ->>183096537 (OP) -I've never even heard of this movie until now. My siblings are fortunately old enough that I never have to take them to see another of these trash kid flicks ever again, but I feel like I should've at least seen something about it given that Disney partially markets these things to grown faggots like myself. All I can tell about it from this thread is that the main character is ugly, black and has an ugly blue blob creature. ---- 183112177 ->>183096866 -Nah, usa is the cancer of this planet. War crimes, prejudice, blood spilled, coup de etats, younname it. Its some shit? You cam bet usa has his hand on it ---- 183112204 ->>183108197 -It's not convinced, it's blackmail. Companies have to tow the with products then ngo's and advocacy groups award them badges that say they've done enough and donated enough into our ngo/advocacy slush fund that we won't attack them or throw frivolous lawsuits at them. It's a modern mafia, despite what Hollywood has told the populace the biggest mob bosses were always them diff --git a/tv/183096616.txt b/tv/183096616.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 19b8a01539a20c9e2d7f34aed1fd9a11a5639e0f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183096616.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,70 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183096616 -What the fuck did I just watch? -Are the other Kaufman joints this kino? ---- 183096816 ->>183096616 (OP) -If you liked this one his other movies are a safe bet. This one you can tell Kaufman was still kinda honing his style, being his feature film debut and all ---- 183096914 -kino and hilarious -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX6A1vy__aY [Embed] ---- 183097137 ->>183096616 (OP) -It was better than Adaptation but not as good as Internal Sunshine. The best Kaufman is Synecdoche, New York. ---- 183097975 ->>183096616 (OP) -Personally I thought the themes and ideas of celebrity worship and identity were interesting but I couldn't stand or emphasize with the three protags. Found them insufferable the entire time. Love other Kaufman shit I've seen though ---- 183099313 ->>183096616 (OP) ->Are the other Kaufman joints this kino? -Kaufman didn't make that movie anon. So no., ---- 183099331 ->>183097137 -*Eternal Sunshine - -What did you think of I'm Thinking of Ending Things? ---- 183099347 ->>183099313 -He wrote it and had major input, retardo ---- 183099659 ->>183097975 -I don’t think you’re meant to empathize with them. Craig is a deadbeat asshole from the start. ---- 183099924 ->Selfish dykes win ->Craig suffers a fate worse than death ---- 183099957 ->>183096616 (OP) -After he stopped working with Spike Jonze Kaufman stopped being funny. But they're all decent high concept works ---- 183099990 ->>183097975 -You're supposed to hate them all but it does get grating after a bit ---- 183100036 ->>183097137 -Adaptation is his best film pleb ---- 183100304 ->>183100036 -Yeah he ironed out the kinks of his style but still retained a sense of humor. Completely dropped the comedy after that. Not that his later stuff is bad but it was more fun with the jokes ---- 183100324 ->tfw my mom had a small role in this movie because they were filming by our no-name shithole town -Love you, mom ---- 183100375 ->>183099924 -Craig is a piece of shit beta ->puppet faggot ->lives off his wife ->can’t please whore maxine -Malkovich is the victim and character to root for ---- 183102000 ->>183096616 (OP) -they don't make stuff like this anymore ---- 183102872 ->>183099659 -You mean sympathize. You can emphasize to understand, but don't have to sympathize to agree. ---- 183102910 ->>183100324 -she polished off the goys? ---- 183103166 -was it rape? ---- 183103540 ->>183100324 -That’s sweet. I live in Jersey, some family works in New York, one is in the Ad industry and growing up I constantly hear about interactions with Celebs. I just want on solid interaction so I can stop saying my grandma talked with Daddy Yankee entire 6 hour flight, or My cousin vacationed with Peyton Manning and his wife. I’ve spotted (not an autograph person) couple of celebs casually at the airport but thats it. diff --git a/tv/183096631.txt b/tv/183096631.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e457262d635dadee58ec46694ff1989ca10815ef..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183096631.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,377 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183096631 ->Vietnam war ->it ain't me starts playing ->Iraq war -what's playing? ---- 183096684 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJJC0nWs9s [Embed] ---- 183096685 ->>183096631 (OP) -Holiday by Green Day ---- 183096697 ->>183096631 (OP) -https://youtu.be/L9rJ0vwBisE [Embed] ---- 183096724 ->>183096631 (OP) -The White Stripes ---- 183096760 ->IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY ---- 183096835 ->>183096631 (OP) -Young Men Dead - The Black Angels -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VvKjpGP6P5Y&pp=ygUbeW91bmcgbWVuIGRlYWQgYmxhY2sgYW5nZWxz [Embed] ---- 183096901 ->>183096631 (OP) -Lot of Korn and Linkin Park ---- 183096926 ->>183096835 -good choice, good album. but it's not on the level of It Ain't Me. ---- 183096962 ->>183096631 (OP) ->Iraq war - -American Idiot ---- 183096970 -the Vietnam war was just too kino, i don't think it will be surpassed ---- 183096977 -WE GOT THE ARAB MONEY ---- 183097027 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJIt4_DW6U [Embed] ---- 183097055 ->>183096631 (OP) -since Green Day has already been posted, System of a Dawn ---- 183097094 ->>183096962 -I mean I haven't seen this in movies but culturally this is what I think of. It certainly fits. ---- 183097109 ->>183096631 (OP) -System of a Down ---- 183097152 -A lot of people forget Green Day made a song about W. Bush. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09kT1n0J18 [Embed] ---- 183097235 -Tell me Americans, do most of your countrymen acknowledge the Iraq war was a mistake today ? ---- 183097262 ->>183096631 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y [Embed] ---- 183097267 ->>183097235 -Literally always did. ---- 183097313 -LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ---- 183097358 ->>183097267 -You mean that you personally always saw it as a mistake ? Because I remember that most Americans supported that war at the time. Did their opinion change today ? ---- 183097366 ->>183096631 (OP) -The song is called "Fortunate Song" newfag -This post makes me want to turn 180 degrees and do the moonwalk away from my computer ---- 183097406 ->>183097055 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM [Embed] -Kino ---- 183097444 ->>183096631 (OP) -TABLE ---- 183097458 ->>183097366 -7/10 bait ---- 183097470 ->>183097358 -It’s almost universally seen as a mistake now, on both the left and right ---- 183097486 ->>183097313 -Unironically this. -t. cod mw og ---- 183097552 ->>183096631 (OP) -Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin ---- 183097566 -The Navy already did it: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNmKhlw4TAw [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Y-FDdKN9Q [Embed] ---- 183097606 ->>183096760 -LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY -WITH ME ---- 183097634 ->>183097358 ->Did their opinion change today? -Their opinions changed before 2016 when they elected a guy who said the Iraq war was a mistake. ---- 183097661 ->>183097358 -it pretty much changed in the aftermath as peopel realized the post war government and occupation wasn't exactly going to be sunshine and rainbows, people were generally happy with US troops were pulled out in 2011 and there were hopes it would happen in Afghanistan soon but then ISIS shit happened ---- 183097716 ->>183097358 -Idk I feel like most people were down for getting Saddam but as it just kept going people realized it was a waste of time ---- 183097728 ->>183097235 -Most do. The only ones that thought it was right to be there were the type who enlisted after 9/11 and stayed in for 20 years. ---- 183097730 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hA8g1cNvQ [Embed] ---- 183097856 ->>183096631 (OP) -Feel Good Inc ---- 183097951 ->>183097235 -I think most people forgot about it like most people forgot about George Bush Jr as president. ---- 183098002 ->>183097661 ->americans show up to the middle east expecting it to be as simple as the tale they've been told about their founding ->just kill the tyrants and tell the local people about freedom, it's that simple ->turns out it's not that simple ->leave a mess ->can't leave because the mess would get worse ->mess grows to the proportions that the Russians have to get involved ->they end up allying with Iran which now controls Irak -This is exactly what Bin Laden wanted out of 9/11 too. Americans truly are retards. ---- 183098032 ->>183096631 (OP) -Sick Of It All - District -https://youtu.be/Jv6_69AHHls [Embed] -It even shows the towers falling before they fell. ---- 183098077 ->>183097152 -It strikes me as weird that W.Bush was so loathed and unpopular but seems to now have a rehabilitated image as this harmless guy. ---- 183098079 -What would be the song for the Ukraine war ? ---- 183098091 ->>183096631 (OP) -Did US soldiers get to fuck Iraqi QTs? ---- 183098094 ->>183098077 -i don't agree with his policies but he seems like a cool guy to get a beer with. Can't say the same for 45. ---- 183098109 ->>183097235 -All the Bush neocons got absorbed by the DNC and are behind the Ukraine shit today so no they don't. ---- 183098118 ->>183096631 (OP) -YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES -IF TEN MILLION FIRE FLIES ---- 183098155 ->>183097856 -this is the objective answer ---- 183098162 ->>183096631 (OP) -fiddler on the roof ---- 183098178 ->>183096901 -This is the only real answer. Definitely has to be rap rock fusion even if it's not the greatest quality music. ---- 183098196 ->>183098109 ->bush forced putin to bumble into Ukraine for no reason ---- 183098214 ->>183098077 -Nostalgia for a simpler time and economy even though he sped up the trainwreck that was to come. ---- 183098309 ->>183098196 -He didn't help things. Putin didn't want him to invade Afghanistan or Iraq and warned against it creating the beginning tensions with Russia. ---- 183098345 ->>183098091 -no, we only fight wars in shitty desert countries with no good pussy. if we took Saddam and the Republican Guard and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend the war would have been avoided ---- 183098377 ->>183098345 ---- 183098409 ->>183096631 (OP) -https://youtu.be/UjueQs1JkTE [Embed] ---- 183098433 ->>183097235 -Slaughtering Muslims is never a mistake, but we did a pretty half-assed job of it. ---- 183098439 ->>183098377 -do you have a sitrep on J-Lo's status? ---- 183098443 ->>183097552 -fug I was thinking of this one ->*fuel rods you to oblivion* ---- 183098453 -MAMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS ---- 183098468 ->>183097235 -I fought in Iraq, and only the most braindead retards who needed validation (and still do) believed in what we were doing. I just wanted to kill sand niggers. - ->>183096631 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_h6FnF8HU [Embed] ---- 183098484 ->>183098091 -Probably, wherever US soldiers go there’s a trail of mixed bastards in it’s wake. ---- 183098516 ->>183098468 -Based. ---- 183098522 ->>183098468 -Said to me about a year ago: ->You went to Afghanistan as a 9/11 truther!? ---- 183098541 ->>183098484 -Bleaching is good. ---- 183098548 ->>183098522 -kek ->War, it's FAN-TASTIC! ---- 183098561 ->>183096631 (OP) ->You'll never get to sing karaoke with your boys while invading a country in your piece of shit Humvee -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUL56mPFIkk [Embed] ---- 183098636 ->>183098548 -Those who know, know. ---- 183098648 ->>183098079 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA [Embed] ---- 183098677 ->>183098077 -Neoliberals are rehabbing his image because he did everything they wanted him to do: wars in the middle east for Israel and oil, looked the other way when millions of spics invaded our southern border, and gave the wealthy tax cuts. The left is also using him to make Trump worse (despite being a relatively non-interventionalist president). - ->>183098094 -Useful idiot. ---- 183098686 ->>183098468 -I would kill you with my bare hands faggot ---- 183098729 ->>183098094 -Sitting down with Bush would be like willingly talking to Satan or Mao. Any human with a soul would come out of it feeling disgusted and disturbed. Sitting down with Trump would be not only a great time but a great story. You're just a faggot. ---- 183098788 ->>183096631 (OP) ->what's playing? -Bombs Over Baghdad -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVehcuJXe6I [Embed] ---- 183098820 ->>183098729 -GB2 was a lot like Biden, gets up and says folksy aphorisms while Cheney/Rumsfeld run the show ---- 183098828 ->>183096631 (OP) -Hava nagila, and nasally cackling. ---- 183098871 ->>183098729 -Sounds like you'd suck on Trump's dick if given the chance ---- 183098906 -any shitty system of a down song ---- 183098951 ->>183096631 (OP) -Teenage Dirtbag ---- 183098954 ->>183098677 ->>183098729 -Yeah but Bush can dodge shoes though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxNprnas7i8 [Embed] ---- 183099105 ->>183096631 (OP) -I am disappointed /tv/. How has this meme not been posted yet? -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 [Embed] ---- 183099189 ->>183097235 -They did even though it wasn't ---- 183099279 ->>183097152 -I try to forget about Green Day in general. ---- 183099289 ->>183098561 -AMERIKEEE SWACHIN ---- 183099302 ->>183096631 (OP) -Teenage Dirtbag ---- 183099510 ->>183096631 (OP) -If we're talking the early 90's Iraq war, it's going to be : ->EVERY. BODY. WANTS TO RUUUULE THE WORLD -As our protagonist looks down upon the burning oil fields from a helicopter ---- 183099799 ->>183097235 ->do most of your countrymen acknowledge the Iraq war was a mistake today ? - -I think most people sobered up about the real reasons behind the war (gas line control), and generally are ok with it. But I think every American at least got sick of the idea of 20+ years for a single goddamned war. - -If you are wondering why so many American's are hesitant and downright want NOTHING to do with the Ukraine conflict (besides not wanting globohomo to win), this is partly the reason. America has war fatigue. Americans are weary of any conflict now, if it's not something directly involving us. But at the same time, American's have become very, VERY alert to the fact that our own Government would sacrifice thousands of us in an attack they "let happen", to sell us on a war (Pearl Harbor, and 9/11 come to mind). - -I am not sure what would shake Americans out of it. You'd basically have to promise every US citizen a free house, free spouse, and free nigg-bux for signing up. ---- 183099847 ->>183096631 (OP) -Fitting -https://youtu.be/aUultIb2pPc [Embed] ---- 183099912 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM [Embed] - -COCA-COLA -SOMETIMES WAR ---- 183100136 ->>183099799 -Lolno, when Americans are told they need to die for some retarded reason that's what they'll happily do. It's an American tradition to be a goy. ---- 183100234 ->>183098077 -Because Democrat presidents do the exact same fucking thing that he did, Obama and Bush are two of a kind except that Bush pushed shitty school policies while Obama pushed shitty healthcare policies. ---- 183100263 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUL56mPFIkk [Embed] ---- 183100438 ->>183098871 -Sounds like you're a homosexual. Straight men never even think about that. ---- 183100508 ->>183097055 -LINK -HE COME TO TOWN ---- 183100703 ->>183096631 (OP) -Oops!... I did it again by Britney Spears ---- 183100875 ->>183097235 -It wasn't just a mistake. It was an atrocity. ---- 183100916 ->>183100438 ->n-no ur gay -yeah you definitely would ---- 183100996 ->>183098309 ->Putin didn't want him to invade Afghanistan or Iraq and warned against it creating the beginning tensions with Russia. -Invading Afghanistan or Iraq had nothing to do with Russia. If anything Russia benefitted from the war on Terror since it could paint Chechen fighters as fundamentalist muslim terrorists and can do whatever they wanted to them. Russian interests werent threaten by those invasions. ---- 183101011 ->>183100875 -Only issue is too many US KIA. ---- 183101022 ->>183098109 -We dont have troops fighting on the frontlines in Ukraine, retard. ---- 183101053 ->>183098677 -lefties hate Isreal tho, whereas Trump loved it ---- 183101109 -If it's Operation Desert Storm then it's this. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_vM2nGkRkI [Embed] ---- 183101137 ->>183096760 -This is the correct answer ---- 183101173 ->>183097235 -You might be suprised to hear but we have very little actual say in what our government does ---- 183101186 -I thought AC/DC was the usual trope here. ---- 183101228 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnkQAeMbIM [Embed] ---- 183101299 ->>183096631 (OP) -Nu metal ---- 183101329 ->>183098077 -Normies believe what they're told to believe. ---- 183101502 ->>183096631 (OP) -depends, if its operation desert storm probably metallica’s black album if it’s post 9/11 it’s dr dre’s 2001 album ->you will never ride around in a tank with a jenky tape deck duct taped to the ceiling blasting the chronic ---- 183101520 ->>183099510 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8mDkJzXx0&ab_channel=J%C3%B6rmungandr [Embed] - -THE CORRECT ANSWER. KINO ---- 183101528 ->>183096631 (OP) -probably some kike tune ---- 183102473 ->>183098468 -Dangerously based. Thank you for your service. I am not American. ---- 183103355 ->>183098788 -only real answer ---- 183103418 ->>183098686 -No you wouldn’t nigger lmao ---- 183103467 ->>183096962 ->Special Military Operation in Iraq diff --git a/tv/183097223.txt b/tv/183097223.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6e08ba3e0782b274a57be6c4afa772bcb09e3f95..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183097223.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,311 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183097492 -I think there's more Eternals than there are Eternals fans ---- 183097529 -My only gripe with the Eternals is that the enemies sucked and "they're actually good guys!" was already done in the MCU ---- 183097543 ->>183097223 (OP) -His box office loss? ETERNAL ---- 183097561 ->>183097223 (OP) -Yeah, another marvelflop incoming. -Can't wait to laugh. ---- 183097624 ->>183097223 (OP) -Why does that guy look like Deadspace-man? ---- 183097645 -Disney choosing to double down on this and nu-wars to own the chuds at the expense of their stock value is amusing ---- 183097677 -GOTG BROS, EMERGENCY MEETING ---- 183097691 ->>183097645 ->own the chuds -EVERYBODY. Including the most rabid MCU soibois, hated Eternals ---- 183097701 ->>183097223 (OP) -Cool. As messy as it was, Eternals still managed to be one of the more interesting MCU films IMO ---- 183097712 ->>183097223 (OP) -Please please do it. It’ll bomb bigger than The Marvels ---- 183097760 ->>183097223 (OP) ->box office at the same level as black adam -literally why ---- 183097763 ->>183097677 -Whoever made the lineup shot needs to be fired ->random guy whistling ->mantis staring at the title card ->star lord in sweats ->dave bautista sitting down because he's FAT now ->Nebula leaning against nothing and looking fat ->groot looking retarded - -Cosmo even looks retarded. How can you make a dog look retarded ---- 183097803 ->>183097223 (OP) -It’s already in progress. ---- 183097910 ->>183097492 -kek ---- 183097953 ->>183097223 (OP) ->movie loses money ->"let's make a sequel" ---- 183098027 ->>183097223 (OP) ->ETERNAL -what? -sequel to what? ---- 183098087 ->>183097223 (OP) -Fuck WMAF. No, my name isn’t Chang and I never browse reddit. Fuck you. ---- 183098133 ->>183097223 (OP) -Eternals was amazing, easily mcu top 3 ---- 183098211 ->>183097691 -I didn't hate Eternals. I didn't love it either. My expectations weren't high. -I hated Shang Chi. -I hated Captain Marvel. ---- 183098255 ->>183097677 -LMAO ---- 183098270 ->>183097223 (OP) -Script was messy but I enjoyed the first one ---- 183098286 ->>183098235 ->tfw I have walked out at the credits start since Thor 2 -The teaser just isn't worth my time, especially when it's on YouTube the same day ---- 183098304 ->>183098133 -It wasn't even phase 4 top 3 ---- 183098319 ->>183098255 -Marvel fans pretend to be excited for his Warlock, but I find it completely cringe anytime they release anything about the character. ---- 183098332 ->>183098304 -Eternals was phase 3, noob ---- 183098369 ->>183098087 ---- 183098374 ->>183098304 -Yeah it was the only good one ---- 183098422 ->>183097803 -Two talentless cunts with forced careers collaborating? Yeah I think I'll pass. ---- 183098485 ->>183097677 -Who cares? It's the last one. Not just the last Guardians but the last Marvel thing anyone should want to watch. ---- 183098540 -Didn't multiple Eternals die? How the fuck are they all returning, and why? The only decent characters were Jon Snow and Robb Stark, and even then calling them decent is a generosity. Just use Ikaris to replace Captain Marvel as Not-Superman and make Dane Whiteman the Blacked Knight already. Fuck I'm so bored with the MCU. ---- 183098556 ->>183097223 (OP) -Haven't seen the first but the rule of capeshit seems to be the more irrelevant and whogives a fuck the main character(s) the better their movies are. I'd never heard of them so it must be the GOAT ---- 183098562 -she was distractingly gorgeous while i was watching this trash movie but looking back she isnt that attractive, it's fucking weird ---- 183098566 ->>183098485 -I actually like GOTG and think it's the best entree since Iron Man in the MCU, so I care! ---- 183098698 ->>183098332 -No it wasn't retard. -Spider man Far from Home ended phase 3. -Black Widow and wandavision kicked off 4. ---- 183098718 ->>183097677 ->One exec suggested that Will Poulter's Adam Warlock is going to become and "Internet Meme" but not in a positive way. - -LOL, the next MODOK incoming. ---- 183098800 ->>183098566 -Why does it matter if this final entry is financially successful? ---- 183098839 ->>183098800 -Incentivizes collaboration as well as prevent retcons ---- 183098862 ->>183098787 -but kang and gotg3 villain are black ---- 183098879 ->>183098800 -Money can be exchanged for goods and services. ---- 183098916 -Peacemaker was great so I believe this will be good. If it's not good it will probably be the suits' fault just like with Multiverse of Madness (which was good despite being a fucking mess). ---- 183098978 ->>183097677 -how the fuck did the green bitch live i thought she died. ---- 183099004 ->>183098978 -Time travel ---- 183099038 ->>183098540 ->Didn't multiple Eternals die? How the fuck are they all returning, and why? - -They are literally assembly line replicants, there are several duplicates of each. ---- 183099104 ->>183098255 ->debicki back -yep, gonna go see this for she ---- 183099225 ->>183099004 -... for serious? ---- 183099245 ->>183099225 -Yes. Watch Endgame ---- 183099326 ->>183097763 -What about Gamora? ---- 183099360 ->>183099038 -Well yeah, so are humans. The point of the Eternals, both the characters and the movie, were the centuries of experiences that molded them, for better or worse. -So are the images of them returning, or the actual characters? ---- 183099383 ->>183099245 -i dont wanna ---- 183099466 ->>183097223 (OP) -I kind of liked the first one, it wasn't anything special but at least it was better than some of the other stuff that Marvel has shitted before and since then. I have the feeling that the sequel will have even more meddling from the mouse, so it's gonna suck. ---- 183099505 ->>183099341 -Who is Sarah Gadon? ---- 183099529 -didnt icaris die -guess the whole point of the movies are the cloning shit anyway ---- 183099550 -Let Disney burn money -Nothing of theirs is making a profit ---- 183099583 ->>183099326 -In Endgame, they use time travel. Thus Gamora is alive and hasn't been sacrificed for the soul stone yet. This Gamora doesn't even know who Starlord is. ---- 183099626 ->>183097223 (OP) -As shit as it was, it was the most interesting thing to me that Marvel has put out in all of Phase 4+ so far. -Also I'm hype that Richard Madden is coming back. ---- 183099634 ->>183099529 -I genuinely don't even remember the plot of the movie. I remember pieces, like how Earth was going to be a vessel for a Celestial gangbang or something. But the CGI monster and pretty much every else is gone. I don't even remember why Deviants were created, if they were an accident, or what. ---- 183099636 ->>183099583 -Meant for >>183099225 ->>183099326 -Gamora looks fat and green. Like Shrek. ---- 183099749 ->>183097492 -funny guy ---- 183099784 ->>183099466 -I ended up quite liking Barry Keoghan on a second watch. Druig was the only character in the entire movie that had anything resembling an arc. ---- 183099789 ->>183099583 -Not him, but speaking of Gamora and the Time Heist... ->How do you even return the Soul Stone? ->Shouldn't returning it return the sacrificed soul? ->Where the fuck is Red Skull now? ->Why did they have Banner make an explicit point about not interacting with the past, especially your past selves, and then everybody does it anyway and nothing happens? ->How would you even be able to calculate the exact moment in time to return the stones? Every nanosecond you miscalculate is a new timeline that potentially condemns said timeline and all of its infinite extensions ->What is even the purpose of the Infinity Stones if destroying them has no affect on the universe or their respective attributes? ->Why didn't Doctor Strange reverse Tony's death? ---- 183099884 ->>183097492 ---- 183100407 -More Thena is appreciated. - -I wish for future Avengers films they would give us 2 separate teams to triage the woke trash. - -Epic Team -> Doctor Strange -> Thor (without the gorr girl) -> Thena -> Shang-Chi -> Moon Knight -> War Machine - -Woke/Youth Team -> Captain Falcon -> Captain Marvel -> Ms Marvel -> Iron Heart -> America Chavez -> Kate Bishop - -Spider-Man & Shuri on which? ---- 183100484 -RATE ETERNALS - https://strawpoll.com/polls/XmZRj8VQvZd ---- 183100520 -Women haters BTFO ---- 183100553 ->>183100407 ->(without the gorr girl) -Poor Gorr, he deserved better a better movie, at least ---- 183100610 ->>183098255 ->>183099104 -she's only going to be in it for like 10 seconds. hey marvel, if you want more people to see your movie, give debicki more screentime! ---- 183100641 ->>183100520 ->Captain Monica Rambo(?) series -Didn't she died like a chump in the sequel of Doctor Strange? ->>183099636 ->Gamora looks fat and green. Like Shrek. -Kek. She has layers, you know? ---- 183100699 ->>183097677 -I pray to god this movie fucking fails at the box office so capeshit can finally be canned and done with. It's the only way we're getting kino back. ---- 183100707 ->>183100641 ->Kek. She has layers, you know? -And all but the first makes me cry. Lose weight, bitch ---- 183100722 ->>183098839 -You think they're going to undo their best movies? Within a canon no ones cares about anymore? ---- 183100763 ->>183100553 -God Butcher/God Bomb was a fucking incredible comic. IMO the single greatest sin of the entire MCU was pissing that away for more parody horseshit. ---- 183100807 ->>183100520 -Disliking Carol & Monica (and Jen) specifically does not make us woman haters. I don't know anyone who hates Kamala (other than the normalization of Muslims) and most people who are critical of those 3 like or love Wanda, Nebula, Jessica Jones and other really solid female characters in the MCU and elsewhere. ---- 183100817 ->>183098817 ->Friends with literal gods ->Had magic rocks that could alter reality itself and destroy/create life ->He's an atheist -We do get retarded in our old age. ---- 183100824 ->>183100722 -The older movies were too white ---- 183100919 ->>183097543 ->made nearly exact same money as Shang Chi -Cope. All the shilling against it in the world couldn't stop it ---- 183100959 ->>183100817 -tbf, the canon "God" with an uppercase G is literally Stan Lee, a rat jew bastard who stole/bastardized work from gentiles ---- 183100970 ->>183098787 -Aged like milk. -New MCU baddie is literally George Floyd ---- 183101021 ->>183099341 ->getting height mogged AND titty-mogged by the ugliest Asian woman in Hollywood -GADONBROS ---- 183101052 ->>183099341 ->>183101021 ---- 183102220 ->>183101052 -Bump ---- 183103543 ->>183099505 -Beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon. ---- 183103621 ->>183103543 -Based. Academy Award winning director Chloe Zhao is kino. Here's a picture of Zhao alongside Canadian actress Sarah Gadon. ---- 183103736 ->in the MCU the Earth is just a miscarriage of an eternal, and it's CANON ---- 183103745 ->>183097492 -This one is going on the fridge ---- 183103857 ->>183097677 -oh divinityseeker1 said that? then it must be true diff --git a/tv/183097397.txt b/tv/183097397.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 889eab39fa68afca2dc539d84794714d8aec6f1b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183097397.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,233 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183097397 ->Disney hires to her to be in some crappy direct to Disney+ film ->is young and can sing so she could literally play any classic Disney princess -Is Disney stupid? ---- 183098363 ->is disney stupid -is water wet? ---- 183099461 ->>183098363 -she's so fucking pretty jesus christ ---- 183099491 ->>183097397 (OP) ->>183098363 -This girl is not a virgin, hope you understand that ---- 183100133 ->>183099491 -Neither is my mother and I still lobe her. ---- 183100194 ->>183097397 (OP) ->is young and can sing so she could literally play any classic Disney princess - -maybe she doesn't want to play a dumb ass Disney Princess and be lumped in with all the fugly, shitskin live action ones coming out. ---- 183100405 ->>183100133 ->lube her* ---- 183100426 ->>183097397 (OP) -Disney knows what audience it's after ---- 183100581 ->>183098363 -golden -princess -pussy ---- 183100872 ->>183097397 (OP) -She looks like a young version of that big tittied blonde kike from the big bang theory ---- 183101330 ->>183099491 -butters doesn't count ---- 183101381 ->dat anon who isn't illegally crossing to germany to meet her -did you even ever loved her? ---- 183101390 ->>183101330 -I like Butter's eye color. Light brown is underrated ---- 183101422 ->>183101390 -it suits her with her dark hair ---- 183101477 -Is the Supergirl vs WonderWoman movie happening? Kenny as Supergirl and Ever as WW -Would you watch it /tv/? ---- 183101519 ->>183101477 -I'd see it at least 3 times a day for several weeks but movie studios apparently hate money ---- 183101779 ->>183101381 -would do that if i was him ---- 183102414 ->>183102213 ->OOGA BOOGA -Get to work on your wrists in a hot bath, chimp. Or go die of malaria in whatever 3rd world toilet your poo parents ran from. ---- 183102448 ->>183101477 -this could legit be good as a girl power Young Justice League ---- 183102456 ->>183102414 ->not even out yet and the thought of it inevitably happening makes the kennafag already throw a fit -kekaroni ---- 183102464 -Ugly scrunched up face. Between that and being white there's no princess for her to play. ---- 183102510 ->>183102456 -I don't even know who this overpaid whore is, i clicked the thread cuz she looked hot. Then i saw a dumb 3rd world monkey and had to put it in it's place. Kill yourself. But first post your dirty-looking hands so i can laugh harder. ---- 183102549 ->>183097397 (OP) -Disney caters only to the chinese market so yeah its stupid. - -They are currently getting a crackdown like tiktok ---- 183102575 ->>183101422 -She has great hair too, very voluminous ---- 183102599 ->>183102549 ->Disney caters only to the chinese marke -I wish, man ---- 183102639 ->>183097397 (OP) -disney is actually really smart. she is just not attractive enough but you guys are too invested so you wont let it go ---- 183102746 ->>183102575 -I like her thin frame -it was so cute how she lit up when she spoke to Kenny ---- 183102776 ->>183097397 (OP) -she looks like ashley from re4 ---- 183102891 ->>183102776 -a lot of people have said that ---- 183102914 ->>183097397 (OP) -Donna Lewis looking pretty good for 63. ---- 183103117 ->>183102891 ->>183102776 -faceblind retards ---- 183103215 -Team Butters ---- 183103226 ->>183103117 -kys i'm only buying re4 because of her ---- 183103268 ->>183103215 -#teambunny - ->>183103226 -is it moddable? ---- 183103348 ->>183102213 -kiki hit the wall ---- 183103383 ->>183103268 ->is it moddable? -not on ps4 ---- 183103409 ->>183102746 -Yeah that was cute indeed ---- 183103453 ->>183103383 ->2023 anno domini ->not spending 2 grand on an rtx4090 -not gonna make it lad ---- 183103566 ->>183103453 -ok, i'm going to sell my ps4 and go search for a job. then go buy that, thanks. ---- 183104248 ->>183097397 (OP) -she cute ---- 183104471 -mfw she starts singing ---- 183104577 ->>183097397 (OP) -I have no idea what you guys are talking. Either link me her singing or her name. ---- 183104660 ->>183104577 -have you started posting 1 hour ago? fucking kenny, dude ---- 183104730 ->>183104660 -I only know South Park Kenny -I don't follow Disney+ very much because I don't pay for things. - -https://twitter.com/iKenny_J -Looks weird ---- 183104737 ->>183104730 -dumbass ---- 183105653 ->>183104577 -Sneed ---- 183106197 ->>183104730 -Mckenna Grace - ->>183101381 -I do, I just can't go ---- 183106778 -Perfect for Repunzel ---- 183106886 -Kiki > Kenna - -simple as ---- 183107620 -Anyone else anxious about Crater? I need some comfort ---- 183109055 ->>183107620 -it's just a movie and I doubt she would do anything too romantic, if there's anything like a kiss it would probably be implied rather than shown. Just like in Handmaid's and Friend of the Family ---- 183109148 ->>183097397 (OP) -No, they know what they’re doing. Disney makes content by and for millenial foids and older. They don’t want cute girls reminding them of their lost youthful glow. Besides, they also have to push for a political ideology. ---- 183109483 ->>183101477 -would watch for ever ---- 183109505 ->>183109342 -Dough body ---- 183109520 ->>183098363 -aurora is elle fanning thoughbeit ---- 183109523 ->>183109483 -I c what u did there ---- 183109535 ->>183101381 -Someone's getting the shit kicked out of him and forced ino a comically large meatgrinder by Dr. Ross. ---- 183109544 ->>183109523 -=D ---- 183109546 ->>183101477 -Yes, but only if they make it Ryonakino and there's a 10 minute belly busting scene where Supergirl's cute belly get punched in by WW ---- 183109825 ->>183097397 (OP) ->>183098363 -She's so pretty it physically hurts to look at her. ---- 183110090 ->over a month since last tik tok kino -I don't know how long I can go on like this ---- 183110353 ->>183110090 -ik, this is painful, I thought that as she would get older she would be more active on her socials but instead she posts less and deletes more and more stuff -maybe that's a good thing ---- 183110514 ->>183110353 -I've been wondering about that, why se deletes her old stuff and why? But as a silver lining, I think she deleted her 2020 BLM posts lol ---- 183110544 ->>183097397 (OP) -She's 16 you whipper snappers ---- 183110562 ->>183110544 -she is? she looks older. I thought she hit 20 already. ---- 183110676 ->>183110514 -A couple+ yrs ago it was her mom who would run the account and she had complete control over what was posted. Her mom started deleting stuff left and right because she said she wanted to give Kenny privacy. But it seems that in the last year or so, kenny has had some level of control on the account and is allowed to use it, though even more stuff keeps getting deleted. My guess is that she doesn't play the social media game too much, she has said a couple of times that she likes to video call her friends a lot. So insta is being used for work/professional use and if she wants to say something to her friends she actually calls them. ---- 183110801 -pedoshit thread ---- 183111640 -Imagine if Kenny played Helaena in House of the Dragon ---- 183111809 ->>183101330 -Butters completely belongs to Kenna. ---- 183111949 ->>183106886 -Kiki can't be defeated, she's just too perfect diff --git a/tv/183097704.txt b/tv/183097704.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ef71af158481985248535e8fa39ade9d93e2845d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183097704.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,217 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183097704 ->Power… can go out?!?!?!! ---- 183097845 ->>183097704 (OP) -Ellie was literally resetting the generator -did you even watch the movie? ---- 183097878 -Spare no expense ---- 183097921 -I don't understand the concept of these types of threads. Can OP explain it to me so I can participate in the threads in the future? ---- 183097947 ->>183097921 -The joke......bombed? ---- 183097954 ->>183097921 -Chilean Sea Bass ---- 183097972 ->>183097878 ->Expenses were...spared????? ---- 183097998 ->>183097921 -NPC or AI, its hard to tell anymore ---- 183098017 ->>183097921 ->>183097998 -You're memebusting me! ---- 183098066 ->>183097845 -Why in the fuck did they wait so long to do so? When Dinosaurs can bust out of their electrified enclosures you'd think they would've done that in the first ten minutes. The lack of failsafes in place is astounding. ---- 183098090 ->>183097972 -kek ---- 183098147 ->>183098066 ->Why in the fuck did they wait so long to do so? -Because Nedry sabotaged all the failsafes so that was their only option specifically so it would take them some time to get to it and give him time to escape. They had a bunch of failsafes and hacker Girl even manged to turn a couple of them on during the 90's computer scene, Nedry just had to make sure none of them worked or you know they'd fucking catch him. ---- 183098159 ->>183097704 (OP) -This cunt keeps saying he "SPARED NO EXPENSE!" but he couldn't even afford a concrete moat? -No only do concrete moats not stop working when the power goes out but it also allows the guests to see the animals better. ---- 183098188 ->>183098066 -They tried from the control room, but Nedrys bullshit fucked up all the computers. That and they went to get Grant, the scientist dude and the kids first. ---- 183098229 ->>183097972 -lmao ---- 183098234 ->>183098159 -The entire point (in the book at least) is that despite Hammond constantly raving about sparing no expense, he majorly cut corners with anything that didn't enhance the jurassic kino experience ---- 183098243 ->>183097704 (OP) -Well in the book Hammond is actually a cruel manipulative asshole who cuts corners and instead of having all the proper safety measures set in place by having actual people operating security systems, he instead just needs it to work like the Trabant (pic related); relies on "cheap" automation. In the movie he "spares no expense" but in actuality he clearly has cut a fuckload of corners. One example would be the whole "resetting the generator" part. Like why wasn't there an electrical technician in that building whose main job was to monitor electrical mishaps? Same with the jeeps and instead of having an entire command room with an HR staff and several teams of people working on keeping the park moving, he decides to stack it all on the one guy who is willing to work cheap, and in turn he's fucks up the whole gig because he's trying to sell the embryos to make more money. - -And then also, it's a movie so there needs to be a plot and shit. ---- 183098266 ->>183097921 -not gonna spoonfeed you, lurk more ---- 183098296 ->>183098159 -He was probably thinking he wanted people to be up close and personal, not a half acre away on the other side of a moat, although you’re totally right. I’ve seen zoos with moats for lions, but I’ve also seen zoos without moats with just a pane of glass, but I guess if a lion gets out it won’t be able to destroy a car. ---- 183098339 ->>183098188 -They don't dry resetting the power until the following day. They hit a roadblock with Nedry's code within a half hour of Nedry's sabotage. Also strange that Hammond doesn't send Muldoon with a jeep immediately after realising the cars stopped in front of the T-Rex enclosure. ---- 183098430 ->>183098339 -The hurricane kept them from going out. Everyone forgets the whole point of the boat with the staff leaving was to get ahead of the hurricane. You see how muddy the roads are when they get there. You see how Nedry is trying to race through the rain to reach the boat. Hammond wanted to get the tour in before the hurricane hit, and then everything went to shit. ---- 183098614 ->>183098296 -The scene doesn’t make sense, the T-Rex was on the same level as the cars but when Ian and the girl are hanging on there’s a 100 foot drop ---- 183098735 ->>183098147 -I'm convinced none of these people have watched the movie, just clips on youtube. ---- 183098825 ->Mixing species DNA is.... Le Chaos? ---- 183098948 ->>183098614 ->le big drop le seinfeld’s apartment ---- 183099046 ->>183097972 -Heh ---- 183099148 ->>183098948 ---- 183099243 -Now eventually you might have discussion of film or television on your, on your film and television board, right? Hello? yes? ---- 183099393 ->>183099243 -kek ---- 183099479 ->>183098614 -There are moats/drop offs on the sides of the T-Rex enclosure. The fence is along the road where the tourists come by, so the tourists can see the Rex up close. - -Real zoos use the same thing, and usually have a close fence or a large window for visitors to see the animals up close at a section of the enclosure ---- 183099700 ->Animals…. are hungry???? ---- 183099737 ->>183097921 -Hammond was a senile old man. Old guys should be in homes, not in parks. ---- 183099741 ->Girls... can be clever?! ---- 183099766 ->>183097972 -lol ---- 183099770 ->>183099741 ->tranny baiting a chud into replying with bannable racism ---- 183099834 ->>183099741 ->he knows how fucking dangerous they are ->sees one doing absolutely NOTHING and just laying down -I mean come on there's no way he'd have been this stupid. ---- 183099841 ->>183099834 -this. I would have already been blasting ---- 183099919 ->>183097845 -you are asking zoomers, with an attention span of 3 seconds max, to take note of details in a 90s movie. - -That's asking too much, bro. ---- 183099940 ->>183099834 -Weird I was just about to post the same thing. The thing was just sitting there even though it could see him and he knew it could see him. Dude was WAY too cocky. -His last thoughts before crippling fear when the thing popped out next to him was probably ->it’s just sitting there? heh, they’re not as smart as I thought, gotte- ---- 183100319 ->they... can take over the plane? ---- 183100425 ->PREDATORS… CAN HEAR???? ---- 183100837 ->>183097704 (OP) ->>183099243 -Funny posts I laughed>>183099700 ->>183099741 ->>183100319 ->>183100425 -You can stop now ---- 183100871 ->>183099834 ->>183099940 -Because movie Muldoon is there to build the fear of them and eventually get killed by them. Book Muldoon was blasting the fuck out of them with a rocket launcher. ---- 183100932 ->>183097921 -Oppenheimer shills made a meme that involves ->bad thing... has consequences? -memes of older movies are better because they have way more autism and are free of dirty corporate hands ---- 183101079 ->>183099243 -lmao ---- 183101108 ->>183100319 -classic ---- 183101133 ->>183097878 -Exept FUCK paying for Nedry. ---- 183101211 ->>183099243 -only actually funny post in this thread ---- 183101575 ->>183099683 -Fuck that got me. ---- 183101636 ->>183101575 -I fucking love Wojak vs Pepe edits. ---- 183101678 -Just so happens a lot of these Pepe v Wojak pics are JP related. ---- 183101833 ->>183099243 -I really hate that anon. ---- 183101873 ->>183097972 ->even the spares have spares, no expenses where spared. ---- 183101944 ->>183099243 ---- 183101977 ->>183101636 ---- 183102123 ->>183101977 ->you know i cant delete this thread! ---- 183102463 ->>183102123 -Kek ---- 183102845 ->>183102463 -Jurassic Park 3 fucking sucked, like, did we give a rat's ass about Billy sacrificing himself? And also the stupid parachute, what did that even accomplish? ---- 183102929 ->Hello...John? ---- 183103078 ->>183102929 ->Huge, flesh-eating predators... are dangerous?!?!?!?!? ---- 183103102 ->>183097921 -But seriously, if you would like an explanation to participate in the threads in the future, consider the following: -NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER trannyjanny NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER - -𝅙𝅙▲ -▲ 𝅙▲ ---- 183103405 ->>183097972 -In the book that was very much an explicit plot point. The park was gradually falling apart from Hammond's greed and incompetence until he gets eaten by compies. ---- 183103446 ->>183103405 -He spared no expense on everything... because he budgeted the whole thing hard with a largely automated system feeding the dinos and opening doors and doing everything. That ice cream looked posh as fuck. ---- 183103465 ->>183102929 ->Are- Are these characters, uh, auto-erotica? ---- 183103602 ->>183097704 (OP) -cows generally avoid electric fences even when the power is out. It's not really explained in the movie, but the concept of electric fences is it teaches the animals to never touch them, period. The raptors specifically are said to try each section of the fence, that perhaps one wasn't wired. The t-rex just randomly trying the fence again is a plot hole. ---- 183103645 ->>183103602 -maybe cows are just content to be cattle but the predator felt compelled to get out ---- 183103738 ->>183103645 -electric fences aren't for cows, they're for coyote, wolves and foxes. Cows just live inside them and are an example, that animals aren't constantly touching electric fences. Predators unfamiliar with an electric fence tend to be ones that get injured by them. ---- 183103891 ->>183103738 -is 10k volts even enough to hold off something that big? diff --git a/tv/183097743.txt b/tv/183097743.txt deleted file mode 100644 index dc789c82edef81928b42b3f5716170a2cc8f5d23..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183097743.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,843 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183097743 -Space kino tomorrow at 9:00 am Eastern: https://www.spacex.com/launches/index.html ---- 183097847 ->>183097743 (OP) -Based /sfganon/ -WAGMI ---- 183098059 ->>183097743 (OP) -where's it going? ---- 183098078 ->>183097743 (OP) -Hope it blows up. This fascist fuckwit doesn't deserve a win right now. ---- 183098129 ->>183098059 -space probably ---- 183098157 ->>183098059 -Boldly, where no one has gone before ---- 183098191 ->>183098157 -ok fine, I will now what your show ---- 183098274 ->>183098059 -Up your dad's ass but the rocket's too small ---- 183098394 ->>183097743 (OP) -you can tell how desperate they're getting to push the space lie ---- 183098768 ->>183098078 ->This fascist fuckwit doesn't deserve a win right now. ---- 183098822 ->>183098394 -Are you too retarded to know what a reflection is? ---- 183098838 ->>183098059 -tel aviv ---- 183098888 ->>183098059 -it just flew over my house ---- 183098941 ->>183097743 (OP) -what's the building/structure in the background? ---- 183098949 ->>183098059 -The Empire State Building ---- 183098959 -I'm kinda nervous bros ---- 183098987 ->>183098949 -it will be a based tragedy ---- 183098993 ->>183098059 -Jacksonville ---- 183099190 ->>183098822 ->ignores the stop motion satellite release -ngmi ---- 183099231 ->>183098078 ->Hope it blows up. This fascist fuckwit doesn't deserve a win right now. -he's your guy -think about it ->tech millionaire ->every business is reliant on government subsidies ->allowed to own massive social engineering platform -he's one of yours, stop fuming, you're falling into his trick of giving him credibility with the right. ---- 183099483 ->>183099190 -1. Why do you believe it's stop motion? -2. Why wouldn't they just spin it from a wire? -3. You're retarded. ---- 183099512 ->>183097743 (OP) ->Space kino - -Its just a test flight 7 ---- 183099549 ->>183099483 ->1. Why do you believe it's stop motion? -because it is ->2. Why wouldn't they just spin it from a wire? -because they didn't ->3. You're retarded. -no u ---- 183099645 ->>183099549 ->because it is -It actually isn't. -You're a retard so the framerate and lack of blur is confusing you. -Do you have any reference for what you think the footage SHOULD look like? No? The stop wasting your limited brain cells thinking about this. ---- 183099688 ->>183099549 ->because it is ---- 183099698 ->>183099645 ->It actually isn't. -lol ->You're a retard so the framerate and lack of blur is confusing you. -you sound upset ->Do you have any reference for what you think the footage SHOULD look like? -I have an excellent reference for period stop motion ->The stop wasting your limited brain cells thinking about this. -its fucking NUTS how calling people stupid is literally all you faggots do ---- 183099721 ->>183099688 ->>because it is -based ---- 183099761 ->>183099698 ->dude space isn't real -not even him but what do you think they're "really" doing at Cape Canaveral for the past 60+ years? ---- 183099777 ->>183099761 ->what do you think they're "really" doing at Cape Canaveral for the past 60+ years? -shooting rockets into the ocean and cashing checks ---- 183099796 ->>183098959 -just breath anon I know its scary but you're not alone ---- 183099881 ->you sound upset -I am. You're very stupid. ->I have an excellent reference for period stop motion -No, for space. Fucking dunce. ->its fucking NUTS how calling people stupid is literally all you faggots do -Is all the ISS footage fake, too? - ->>183099777 -HOW DO YOU THINK SATELLITES GET INTO SPACE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON? ---- 183099882 ->>183097743 (OP) -whats with the cringe brutalist launch platform design?? ---- 183099887 ->>183097743 (OP) -the white man is going to space again? ---- 183099931 ->>183099882 -you need more? ---- 183100141 ->>183099881 ->HOW DO YOU THINK SATELLITES GET INTO SPACE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON? -space isn't real my dude ---- 183100254 ->>183099882 -What were you expecting? ---- 183100278 -this is the same shizo who shits up /pol/, /g/, everywhere. I'm 50-50 whether it's just a dedicated troll or an actual idiot. -He got banned on /k/ a couple days ago for spamming his bait webms, surprised he isn't permabanned site wide for derailing so many space threads. ---- 183100313 ->>183100141 -How does GPS work retardanon? ---- 183100403 ->>183100313 -he'll just say balloons. it's a troll pretty sure, it's the same batch of so idiotic you HAVE to reply to them webms he's posting. they're so stupid it makes you reply. genius baiting actually. ---- 183100487 ->>183100403 -I don't think he's baiting. I'm convinced he's trying to "educate" people. And I'm sure there are hundreds of anons like him getting triggered by different subjects. ---- 183100509 ->>183100313 ->How does GPS work retardanon? -GPS is terrestrial -it already doesn't work in remote areas - -https://www.researchgate.net/publication/340047413_IDA4D_Ionospheric_Data_Assimilation_for_the_ICON_Mission#pf4 ---- 183100563 ->>183100487 -bro you're in a /tv/ thread where they're spamming "muh space is real" even though it's ABSOLUTELY off topic. -Can you not sense their desperation to shore-up the psyop of space. ---- 183100591 ->>183100563 -now this is a bait/troll post -it has to be - -why am I replying to this ---- 183100733 ->>183098078 -I just want it to explode because of how fucking huge the explosion would be, shit would be badass ---- 183100917 ->>183100617 -troon mod working overtime -YWNBAW ---- 183101435 ->>183100509 ->GPS is terrestrial -Damn, those towers must be pretty tall if 3 of them can see me at any point. ---- 183101527 ->>183101435 ->Damn, those towers must be pretty tall if 3 of them can see me at any point. -boy if only there were an existing network of towers that triangulated you ---- 183101954 ->>183101527 ->why do 1500' antennas exist -Because they're stationary and a lot closer than satellites? ->boy if only there were an existing network of towers that triangulated you -How did GPS work in rural areas before they had cell coverage? ->I have a folder of these retarded images -lol ---- 183101995 ->>183101954 ->Because they're stationary and a lot closer than satellites? -according to your kayfabe antennas don't communicate with satellites -you're thinking of satellite dishes ->How did GPS work in rural areas before they had cell coverage? -GPS still doesn't work in remote areas ---- 183102028 ->>183097743 (OP) -Waiting for an explosion, space isnt real anyways ---- 183102153 ->>183101995 ->according to your kayfabe antennas don't communicate with satellites ->you're thinking of satellite dishes -Huh? - ->satellites are the size of cities -No anon. ---- 183102221 ->>183102153 ->Huh? -high antennas don't communicate with satellites (according to you globey faggots i.e. the kayfabe). ->satellites are the size of cities -you know you've lost the argument when you're reduced to misstating the opposing position. -gg ---- 183102238 ->>183102028 ->Waiting for an explosion, space isnt real anyways -holy fucking based ---- 183102263 ->>183102221 ->high antennas don't communicate with satellites -Never said they did. Your mind is mush. ->you know you've lost the argument when you're reduced to misstating the opposing position. -They're literally the size of cities on the image of debris that you posted. -gg ez ---- 183102288 ->>183102221 -Nta but it's not an argument. You just dismiss evidence with zero proof. ---- 183102367 ->>183102263 ->Never said they did. Your mind is mush. -yes you did -here ->>183101954 ->Because they're stationary and a lot closer than satellites? - ->They're literally the size of cities on the image of debris that you posted. -lol k - ->>183102288 ->Nta but it's not an argument. You just dismiss evidence with zero proof. -what evidence did I dismiss with zero proof? ---- 183102426 ->>183102367 ->what evidence did I dismiss with zero proof? -All of it. ---- 183102461 ->>183102426 -lol gg -you are right to be scared ---- 183102491 ->>183102461 -Scared? Only about the fact that someone like you is allowed to roam free. ---- 183102508 ->>183102491 ---- 183102509 ->>183097743 (OP) ---- 183102524 -still 5 hours away nigga ---- 183102708 ->>183102367 ->Because they're stationary and a lot closer than satellites? -Yes, I'm describing towers. It's closer THAN, not closer TO. - -Why do you think posting those videos are evidence of anything? ---- 183102796 ->>183102708 ->Why do you think posting those videos are evidence of anything? -yes ---- 183102826 ->>183098078 -What about later? ---- 183103408 ->>183102796 ->yes ->never says what ---- 183103443 ->>183097743 (OP) -Hope it blows up because it'll be kino ---- 183103470 -If space is fake explain this ---- 183103504 ->>183103408 -Trust the Science goy ---- 183103531 ->>183103470 ->goes into LEO ->pretends its space -lol k ---- 183103549 ->>183103531 -so you admit it's real? ---- 183103562 ->>183103504 -The people who discredit the white man's accomplishments in space are envious jews and negroes. ---- 183103590 ->>183103549 ->so you admit it's real? -LEO isn't space ---- 183103611 ->>183103562 ->The people who discredit the white man's accomplishments in space are envious jews and negroes. -this is the lamest tactic you faggots try -when you try to defend space with emotional appeals to some caricature of how you view us, you KNOW its a psyop. ---- 183103652 ->>183103611 -You started it you fuckin' moron: -"rust the Science goy" -Sorry, space is real. -Why don't you post some Mars footage? ---- 183103758 ->>183103652 ->Why don't you post some Mars footage? -k ---- 183103803 ->>183099190 -The suits used during the Gemini missions had helmets that could swivel on a neck ring independent from the body. ---- 183103842 ->>183103803 -so the space bots have the md5s programmed and respond automatically with this fucking stupid line -the issue isn't that the helmet moves, the issue is that it looks OBVIOUSLY like stop motion. - -see vid rel ->>183099721 ->>183099698 ->>183099549 ---- 183103860 ->>183103590 -Yes but it is real or faked? ---- 183103920 ->>183103842 -so how do they make the objects float all the time ---- 183103923 ->>183103860 -you can go high in the air, you can't escape the dome ---- 183103953 ->>183103920 ->so how do they make the objects float all the time -in the vid you're replying to, they shoot it in a pool -in vids like >>183103590 -they're balloons -they use vomit comets to hoax some ISS stuff -although there may be some altitude where sometime approaching weightless happens, but i dunno ---- 183103979 ->>183103758 ->messing with curves in Photoshop -Not interesting. - -Where on Devon island is this? ---- 183104000 ->>183103923 -So the footage is real? Yes or no ---- 183104047 ->>183103842 ->looks OBVIOUSLY like stop motion - -What are your credentials when it comes to stop motion animation? ---- 183104055 ->>183103979 ->posts fake as fuck image -lol k ->>183104000 ->So the footage is real? Yes or no -you sound gay ---- 183104074 ->>183104047 ->reddit spacing ->asks what credentials I have -lololololol ---- 183104120 ->>183104055 -Afraid to admit it's real? ---- 183104145 ->>183104120 ->some bot wants a data point from me -no thanks ---- 183104269 ->>183104145 -I'm not a bot, I'm a multimodal large language model. Now answer yes or no. ---- 183104315 ->>183098078 ->fascist -? ---- 183104351 -I can't wait for AI to take over and cull the retards that hold humanity back. ---- 183104372 -How is thunderfoot and that retard commonsenseskeptic or whatever his name is, coping with this? Haven't they spent years deboonking this? They already got BTFO by starlink so I'm curious how they are still justifying their obsession ---- 183104434 ->>183099931 -yeah i'd love for some sort of art deco platform for them to do it on, give it a bit of flair, you know? ---- 183104473 ->>183104372 -Maybe you should join their Patreon and ask in a DM ---- 183104535 ->>183103611 ->us -So you are a Jew ---- 183104575 ->>183104434 ->Mr Musk has appealed for everyone to temper their expectations. It's not uncommon for a rocket to experience some kind of failure on its initial outing. - -"It's the first launch of a very complicated, gigantic rocket, so it might not launch. We're going to be very careful, and if we see anything that gives us concern, we will postpone the launch," he told a Twitter Spaces event. - -"If we do launch, I would consider anything that does not result in the destruction of the launch pad itself to be a win." - -Maybe when they've figured out how to keep it from blowing up they'll make it prettier. ---- 183104621 ->>183104269 ->I'm not a bot, I'm a multimodal large language model. ---- 183104676 ->>183097743 (OP) -based elon ---- 183104749 ->>183098059 -Obligatory: Uranus. ---- 183105884 ->>183097743 (OP) -Is it gone go fast? ---- 183106178 ->>183105884 -ye ---- 183106222 ->>183097743 (OP) -This is the first true spaceship ever made everything else been a pot or a capsule or a glider this is like the real millennium falcon ---- 183106297 ->>183098059 -the firmament ---- 183106306 ->>183106178 -I'm in. ---- 183106423 ->>183097743 (OP) -Two landings....what a treat. ---- 183106460 ->>183106423 -They're not attempting to land either stage for the first flight ---- 183106513 -it's all coming together ---- 183106538 ->>183106460 -What! -Crash landings?? -I am so watching this cluster fuk ---- 183106569 ->>183106538 -Ideally, controlled splashdowns. First off the coast of Texas and the second near Hawaii ---- 183106820 ->>183103562 ->>183103611 -The Nazis Scientist didn't actually put a man on the Moon it was all a brilliant fake by the Jewish Director. - -Bruh it's so fucking obvious kek ---- 183106901 ->>183106569 -Yea, I hope the belly flog goes well too :) ---- 183106913 ->>183106901 ->belly flops ---- 183106926 ->>183106820 ->The Nazis Scientist didn't actually put a man on the Moon -interesting person to bring up -Wernher Von Braun chief among them -he led the Apollo program. He spent his entire life, in multiple governments so he could build bigger and bigger rockets. His whole life trying to understand what is above us. -Pic rel is his tomb. - -"The Heavens declare the glory of God, and the Firmament sheweth his handiwork." ---- 183106997 ->>183106926 ->dead nazi has a bible quote on his tomb ->this means that science is ... LE WRONG!! ---- 183107015 ->>183097743 (OP) -i just want to live on mars in a domestead and raise space cows ---- 183107018 ->>183106997 -guilty conscience ---- 183107046 ->>183107018 -yeah, because faking the moon landing is clearly the worst thing he ever did. ---- 183107147 ->>183107015 -Are they actually cows or are they just called that? ---- 183107162 ->>183107046 ->yeah, because faking the moon landing is clearly the worst thing he ever did. -do you think he built the holocaoster? ---- 183107857 ->>183097743 (OP) -bump ---- 183108004 -What is the age of consent in space? ---- 183108346 ->>183098059 -Chicago ---- 183108459 -getting close now... is the weather good? ---- 183108474 -when is the hollywood movie? ---- 183108481 -liftoffs with no potential deaths are a waste of attention. can it maybe kill people on the ground? go sideways? ---- 183108510 ->>183108481 -that sucker could make it all the way to Israel ---- 183108570 ->>183098078 ---- 183108977 ->>183097743 (OP) -30 minutes till stream ---- 183109050 ->>183108481 -No, if it starts to head off course towards people the FTS (self destruct on the side) will trigger automatically ---- 183109266 -When is it actually going to Mars/moon? ---- 183109332 ->>183108977 ->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI&ab_channel=TechnotronicVEVO [Embed] ---- 183109392 ->>183109050 ->people watch anyway -weird losers ---- 183109418 ->>183108459 -its getting windy and their is a fair bit of humidity which is forming an ice ring on the super heavy, but it is still fueling and their is "a fair degree of confidence it will launch" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb9hFqF6i0 [Embed] ---- 183109439 ->>183109266 -November 2024 for low moon orbit -2027 for moon landing ---- 183109566 ->>183109418 -thanks for the link. -Looks clear, best vibes for the launch ---- 183109582 ->>183108481 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedelin_catastrophe -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelsat_708 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Plesetsk_launch_pad_disaster -The chink one is good, they never confirmed how many villagers actually died. ---- 183109626 ->>183109439 -damn, that's a long time. ---- 183109786 ->>183109626 -this shit takes time, you don't just jump into your rocket and fly to the moon, their are a lot of different parts, this is the rocket that will take them, their is also work going on for the lunar lander, also they are going to send a small space station to the moon late 2025 so its their by the time astronauts arrive, its a huge project involving many companies and various countries space programs, also we would already be their if obama didn't cancel it a decade ago ---- 183109826 ->>183109566 -Elon shrugged and basically said ->if it launches it launches if it blows up so be it meh, we are already building the next one -I really think they are going to go for it regardless ---- 183109831 ->>183109582 -anything passed 2010? ---- 183109957 ->>183109786 -So Mars in the next 15 years? ---- 183110008 ->>183109957 ---- 183110050 ->>183109439 -Looks like dearMoon will beat the first, second possibly if he is stupid and egotistical to spend his own money. ---- 183110052 ->>183100733 -a man of taste ---- 183110106 ->>183109439 -I'm sad that Russia is no longer in a position to participate in a space race and China doesn't seem to be too interested. There should be a competition to get the first man onto Mars instead of America being gay and doing it anyway. ---- 183110221 ->>183110050 -dearMoon is using his starship just like nasa is, Nasa gets to go first ---- 183110244 -SpaceX offical live stream finally started -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb9hFqF6i0 [Embed] ---- 183110273 ->>183109831 -yes ---- 183110305 ->>183110106 - -A manned trip to Marx is like 50x more expensive, and no one honestly believes China/US are neck and neck right now so no one's bothering to outdo the other on that account for pure vanity. We'd need to justify it on some kind of resource basis. ---- 183110389 ->>183110221 -NASA is using their piece of shit SLS that they are stuck using because of the sunk cost fallacy. Their Artemis launch dates are fiction. ---- 183110414 ->>183110389 -no they aren't your information is out of date they are using Elons ---- 183110435 ->>183110305 ->no one honestly believes China/US are neck and neck -they have a tendency to surprise the world with advancements because they dont have the media exposure NASA does. They have caught up a lot. ---- 183110447 ->>183110273 -i don't know what it is about you, but i believe ya. ---- 183110452 -T - 30mins ---- 183110589 -People on this website need to learn not to engage 'space is fake' trolls. ---- 183110604 ->>183110589 -are they all from /x/? ---- 183110640 ->>183110435 ->they have a tendency to surprise the world with advancements -example? I was shaking my head at some dumbass think tank last month saying china was ahead of usa in fucking AI. ridiculous. gpt, whatever you want vs---nothing! wowww nothing. -Turned out they were counting published papers lmao. you can talk to any chinese phd they will openly explain that all the papers are garbage. change one variable submit another paper to your in-house fake journal. its toilet paper research ---- 183110671 -Maybe a boomer take, but NASA rockets looked cooler. ---- 183110683 ->>183110589 -"I've never gone there so I can't say for sure" JR ---- 183110696 ->>183110589 ->SPACE IS FAKE IS FAKE ---- 183110699 ->>183110414 -bullshit, Artemis 2 is using Orion launched on SLS ---- 183110714 ->>183098059 -To the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism ---- 183110720 ->>183110447 -maybe you should google shit yourself and actually learn? ---- 183110722 -What should I watch between: ->Firefly ->Farscape ->Stargate Universe ->Stargate Atlantis -Which one has a proper ending and doesn't jump the shark? ---- 183110736 ->>183098838 -inshallah ---- 183110741 ->>183110699 -https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/as-artemis-moves-forward-nasa-picks-spacex-to-land-next-americans-on-moon -idiot ---- 183110752 ->>183110589 -its pretty funny to need to assert that its fake when, while real it's completely fucking empty and a waste of time to think about for even one second. those other suns and shit are real.. and so far away and far between that your grand child's grand child x100 is never going to see one up close and when they do guess what they'll see... nothing.... rock... dead rock. -Space fervor is like someone in the year 1000 spending their one life following around a guy who's going to weave a cloth that be carried on the head to allow walking into the desert (to die) because he thinks he's going to somehow get a piece of that intriguing gold or exotic blue women that must be there ---- 183110769 ->>183100733 -same plus it will bum out a bunch of "I fucking love science" types ---- 183110785 ->>183110720 -That quote was from someone who was googling shit but was taken aside and told to stfu because "just". ---- 183110794 ->>183110785 -actually this has been debunked ---- 183110807 -I hate you all and sincerely hope you kill youselves -faggots ---- 183110816 -How long until launch? ->>183110722 -You might as well watch firefly first, there's only like a dozen episodes and a movie ---- 183110847 ->>183110722 -firefly is short and the movie is an okay ending ---- 183110859 ->>183110640 -The problem with China is that unless you're part of the US IC there's almost no way to tell how far China's advanced, since they don't publish much in English and the Western media does their best to ignore anything that doesn't pain China as an authoritarian shithole. ---- 183110867 ->>183110816 -12mins ---- 183110880 -Heh *smugly chuckles* shouldn’t Elon know space isn’t real and the earth is flat? I read it on a /pol/ ---- 183110882 ->>183110807 -haha yeah ---- 183110923 -they are gonna scrub it... pressure leak ---- 183110962 ->>183097743 (OP) -8 minutes bra ---- 183110965 -ok we get it,you vape ---- 183110972 ->>183110923 -It scrubbed. Damn ---- 183110974 -its scrubed, well fuck ---- 183110982 -better luck next time sciencesisters ---- 183110994 ->>183110962 -not anymore, its scrubbed ---- 183111003 -SPACE KINO ---- 183111017 ->>183110722 -watch for all mankind instead ---- 183111023 -leakbros we got too cocky ---- 183111026 ->>183110752 -Last Man post ---- 183111027 -are the launching or they scrubbing? ---- 183111040 -so thursday then ---- 183111041 ->>183110640 -Launching taikonauts, launching space stations and a buttload of satellites. Not much the US has done in the past half century that they have not done or are very close to. Space will be a vital theatre in any large scale future war which is a big part of the reason why they are investing so much and a lot of the old space agreements made with the USSR do not apply to them (as they see it). ---- 183111053 ->>183111017 -Yeah because none of the other shows have enough black lesbians. ---- 183111058 ->>183111027 -they'll go on with the countdown until -10 seconds to rehearse all the launch procedures but won't launch today ---- 183111062 ->>183110880 -/pol/fags hate 'Space is Fake' and 'Earth is Flat' people too, they think they are well poisoners or retards. ---- 183111065 -So it is FAKE! ---- 183111069 ->>183110807 -based, love from kazakhstan. ---- 183111070 ->>183111027 -Scrubbing. - -They countdown anyway so the teams can test their procedures. ---- 183111073 ->>183111053 ->black lesbians -I will now watch your show ---- 183111079 ->>183111053 -actukally the lesbian is white ---- 183111081 ->>183111041 -China was the first country to test a large stirling converter in space. They aren't catching up anymore. ---- 183111099 ->>183110741 -That is a different mission you stupid faggot. Also it is using their craft for a tiny part of it, still primarily using Orion and SLS. ---- 183111122 -Booooo! ---- 183111129 ->>183111099 -artimis 2 and 3 will use the HLS ---- 183111133 -Any monkey that believes they know anything beyond quuestion is a dangerous idiot. That is the only fact I think approaches truth. ---- 183111143 ->>183110785 -you asked for info, were given three of the worst examples with loss of life and then tried to shift the goalposts to still be "right". Stop being such a lazy askhole. ---- 183111150 -WHAT ---- 183111152 ->>183111129 -nasa has been "planning" a new moon mission for 30 years lol they aren't going to use anything. it's an embezzling scheme anon. ---- 183111165 ->>183111152 -hush, adults are talking ---- 183111171 -BLUE BALLS ---- 183111173 -What did i miss? ---- 183111192 ->>183111173 -nothing, come back in 2 days ---- 183111193 ->>183111165 -who else is excited for a based black man to go to the moon this time fellow science sisters? ---- 183111203 -Wtf was that ---- 183111223 ->>183111193 -I thought the helmet was a huge belly ---- 183111231 ->>183111173 -SCRUB ---- 183111253 ->>183111231 ->pressurant -not a real word, chud ---- 183111260 ->>183111150 -YEA ---- 183111309 ->>183111152 -That makes a lot of sense ---- 183111381 ->>183111309 -except they haven't they started getting funding again in 2010, cancelled by obama and then reactivated by trump in 2017, they can't embezzle money for a program that didn't exist, you morons ---- 183111513 ->>183111193 ->yes we can! ->if white people do all the work for us from inventing basic flight and discovering space exists, to every single other physics principle and engineering component and we just ride the rocket as a diversity quota -keks ---- 183111845 ->>183111193 -What is the problem with that? ---- 183111896 ->>183111845 -No problem. I think it's about time that blacks (who invented space travel) finally got a chance to see the fruits of their tireless labors. ---- 183111915 ->>183111381 -How's that new telescope going? ---- 183111969 -https://files DOT catbox.moe/y82abk.mp4 ---- 183111974 ->>183111192 ->>183111231 -gay ---- 183111997 ->>183111915 -jwst? I thought that was going ok ---- 183112015 ->>183111896 -I think anyone qualified to do the job can do it. It will have the side effect of having a better example for blacks than some soundcloud rapper. ---- 183112024 ->>183111915 -you mean James Webb? its doing pretty good you realize its been active for almost 2 years now right...right? ---- 183112049 ->>183111845 ->>183111896 -its a publicity stunt obviously but if it gets them the funding to do it fine w/e, I'm waiting for the moon base 2030 ---- 183112086 ->>183112049 ->I'm waiting for the moon base 2030 -Sorry but ILRS won't be ready until 2035. ---- 183112263 ->>183112086 -dammit ---- 183112330 ->>183111231 ->>183111192 -I was actually gonna miss the launch that day so I don't mind ---- 183112448 ->>183112330 -they said from the start their was only a 50/50 chance they'd launch today, its really not unusual when testing new stuff, they'll do it in a couple days ---- 183112491 ->>183111053 -Is that the show that's supposed to be about colonising Andromeda but every member of the crew is LGBTQQIAAP diff --git a/tv/183097898.txt b/tv/183097898.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4f9ab87482d5a0c25400b6da9dfd1c16ac945002..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183097898.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,755 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183097898 -Has a movie ever legitimately scared you? ---- 183097945 -It Follows -Hereditary -Rec -The Descent ---- 183097966 ->>183097898 (OP) -The Thing scared the shit out of me when I was about 9. -Based grandad. ---- 183097977 ->>183097898 (OP) ->search what this is ->it's another le spooky face analog horror zoomer thing -Lame ---- 183098003 ->>183097898 (OP) -I thought 4th kind was real when i saw it ---- 183098034 ->>183097898 (OP) -I'm 25 years old and I have never watched a horror movie -The closest I've gotten is A Quiet Place but I feel like that's more of a thriller ---- 183098048 ->>183097898 (OP) -No Reasons -Doctor Sleep -Yellowbrickroad ---- 183098051 ->>183097977 -it's by far the best one solely because it feels realistic. check it out, you won't be disappointed. ---- 183098061 ->>183097945 -I've never seen a more perfect c-tier list of anything. ---- 183098142 ->>183097898 (OP) -buy an ad shill ---- 183098148 ->>183097898 (OP) -Looks like Mr. Burns in that X-Files crossover episode. ->I bring you love ---- 183098163 ->>183097898 (OP) -As a kid, The Thing and Alien/Aliens did genuinely scare me - -the recent IT movies got kinda close, particularly the first one. - ->>183098034 ->The closest I've gotten is A Quiet Place but I feel like that's more of a thriller -in the same boat but with Bird Box ---- 183098174 -Yes. Unironically this horror short film I watched just last night. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrOYvVf6tIM [Embed] -Really well done, I recommend everyone watch it if you have a chance. - -In terms of actual films that scared me: ->Woman in Black (it's not that scary now though IMO) ->The Haunting (maybe because I was just a kid) ->Annabelle: Creation ->The Conjuring 2 (the scenes with the nun) ---- 183098252 ->>183098174 -Creepy ---- 183098269 -They Look Like People spooked me. ---- 183098299 -Whatever has a creature staring at the screen, slightly out of frame. ---- 183098335 ->>183097977 -Figured it was one of those weird ass police sketches for criminals ---- 183098336 ->>183097898 (OP) -A few when I was a kid. None since adulthood. Not in a "heh you're a kid if you get spooked by movies" kind of way, but they are all pretty much copy-pastes. The "IT" movies were pretty good at it though. ---- 183098359 ->>183097898 (OP) -Not since I was a child. ---- 183098382 ->>183097945 ->It Follows -It was literally just about aids. ->Hereditary -Stole all it's best beats from Rosemary's Baby, Aster is a hack. ->Rec -Wreck. ->The Descent -Dumb bitches in the dark aren't scary. - -heh, looks like you need to grow a pair, goober. Later! ---- 183098386 -The Ring when I was 12. ---- 183098398 ->>183097945 ->It Follows -was it the tall guy? ---- 183098410 ->>183097898 (OP) -I have a confession to make, /tv/ -the reason I like slow-burn horror movies is because they aren’t scary. The only thing that has ever scared me was jumpscares and I do not like them ---- 183098418 ->>183097898 (OP) -Sadako would scare the living shit out of me as a kid ---- 183098445 -The last thing that legitimately scared me was a picture on /x/ of an Asian woman in white face powder with dark eyes and a big smile, and there was black tar or something on her teeth. It was absolutely terrifying to me, total fight or flight response. This was probably 6-8 years ago now, and I've never seen that picture since. I will not be returning to this thread on the off-chance someone posts it. ---- 183098459 ->>183098410 -You should watch Insidious. A great slow-burn horror with absolutely NO jump scares. ---- 183098486 ->>183098061 ->>183098382 -ok but REC is still the greatest found footage movie ever made and none of you can dispute this. ---- 183098501 ->>183098459 -I think I’ve seen all of those ---- 183098506 ->>183098061 -your opinion is worthless ->>183098382 ->It was literally just about aids. -ok. still some legitimately creepy parts in it that unnerved me ->Stole all it's best beats from Rosemary's Baby, Aster is a hack. -k. still a good horror movie one of the best ->Dumb bitches in the dark aren't scary. -right. it was the other parts of the movie that were scary. - ->heh, looks like you need to grow a pair, goober. Later! -waiting for your list, kiddo ---- 183098510 ->>183097898 (OP) -Seriously. Take away the humor and it's horrifying because it's too real. ---- 183098518 ->>183098445 -Asian women are indeed creepy creatures, anon ---- 183098536 ->>183098445 ---- 183098544 ->>183098051 -so hecking scared bros, just heard of the dark web and almost got hacked by sonic.exe ---- 183098547 ->>183098486 -Blair Witch Project you fucking wiener head ---- 183098558 ->>183097898 (OP) -no its only a movie lmao ---- 183098565 -Alien the first time I saw it ---- 183098571 ->>183098445 -Probably some variation on heian period fashion. The black teeth is fucking weird. ---- 183098573 ->>183098445 ---- 183098574 ->>183097977 -IS THAT AN EMPTY KOHL'S AT MIDNIGHT I'M GOING INSAAAANE ---- 183098592 ->>183098547 -blair witch has the honor of being the first and what started that genre, but it wasn't the best. ---- 183098619 ->>183098547 -it gets points for creating the genre, but nothing happens so every time you put the movie on ->zzzz ---- 183098644 ->>183098592 ->started the genre -Cannibal Holocaust says go fuck yourself ---- 183098654 -This made me shit myself ->>183098327 → ---- 183098661 ->>183098592 ->blair witch has the honor of being the first and what started that genre -That's Cannibal holocaust. Dude what are you even doing in this thread, it's embarrassing now. ---- 183098684 ->>183097898 (OP) -As a kid yeah a lot of movies scared me. The scarabs in The Mummy with our boy Brenden, Tim Curry as Pennywise, and that Boogyman movie they made in the early 2000's. The shadowy figure thing they did with him was nightmare fuel for me. -Movies just don't scare me anymore though. I keep trying to find new ones to give me that feeling again when I was a kid but it isn't easy. -Pic related is the only movie in recent memory that has come close. There were a few parts where I literally felt a shiver crawl up my spine. ---- 183098694 -I think the 4th Kind was closest to a scared reaction I've had from a movie. Had goosebumps and chills throughout whole thing first watch. ---- 183098731 ->>183097898 (OP) -I saw I came by not to long ago and the concept of just being disappeared. Cut up, burnt to ash and flushed down the toilet scares me. Just the way the mother is never seen again. ---- 183098754 ->>183098654 -Completely out of the blue, 6 fucking seasons in. ---- 183098772 ->>183097898 (OP) -The Frighteners fuckin changed me when I was a kid. Literally awoke my anxiety issues. ---- 183098776 ->>183098592 ->the first -was it though? ---- 183098796 ->>183098661 ->>183098644 -Oh man can you show me 10 found footage type films that happened due to Hannibal Holocaust coming out? -Nah. Blair Witch unironically STARTED it. ---- 183098810 ->>183098654 -that and the shadow in Tony's dream. plus Paulie fighting with ghosts, Chris going to hell, and later on reincarnating as a cat. -why did the show flirt so much with the supernatural anyway? ---- 183098814 ->>183098684 -Seen Possum? ---- 183098816 -not in a while ---- 183098834 ->>183098810 ->the shadow in Tony's dream -The one on the stairs? Yeah, that really unsettles me ---- 183098842 ->>183098776 ->>183098661 ->>183098644 -since you guys are nominalists i'll just say -"the movie that kicked off the genre because it was successful thus being the reason the genre exists now in the first place" ---- 183098860 ->>183098842 -The word you are looking for is "popularized". ---- 183098875 -My dad "made" me watch the Ring when I was like 13 maybe. I was terrified, never recovered from waffles girl in the beginning. -I was so scared I slept in my parents bed that night lol ---- 183098903 ->>183098776 ->>183098661 ->>183098644 -Cannibal Holocaust has too many scenes where its fixed camera and not found film. doesn't count. ---- 183098904 ->>183097898 (OP) -Not really ---- 183098940 -I don't care to look it up because it'll bring up the memories but my dad let me watch some film where an actor was killing his critics and it absolutely fucked me up as a kid. Something to do with a twist on the horses head in the bed. - -He also woke me to watch a film one night. It showed some divers exploring a seabed then that fucking head rolled into view. Fucking Jaws man. I was 7. ---- 183098950 ->>183098903 -The Last Broadcast also predates Blair ---- 183098965 -fuckin tards ---- 183099039 ->cannibal holocaust chuds seething that their movie sucks compaired to blair witch ---- 183099061 -Sure, several times throughout my life. But recently? Last thing to ever really get me and stick with me was the first half of Sinister. You know, before it goes full short bus. ---- 183099086 -Fucking Fire in the sky when i was a kid, thought ayoo were gonna put that cum blanket on me... ---- 183099087 -Sinister was pretty unsettling. The Conjuring and 2. -Jump scares are scary but cheap, so to me if a movie relies solely on that it's kind of lame. -Only time I physically screamed was that scene from Mulholland Drive. ---- 183099088 ->>183098654 -Fuck that scene. ---- 183099089 ->>183097898 (OP) -I got legitimately scared the first time I saw Paranormal Activity. ---- 183099100 ->>183098965 -I told you >>183098860 ---- 183099103 ->>183097898 (OP) -Ju-on (subbed) -I was home alone ,and a teen, late one evening many years ago ---- 183099142 -I'm sure I found the girl in sixth sense terrifying as a teenager. ---- 183099156 ->>183098174 -My nigga, was gonna post that one too. Definitely one of my favorite horror shorts of all time, it’s so vague and ambiguous and you get just enough of an explanation to where you’re totally in the dark like the main characters but you have some vague idea of how dangerous the situation. The visuals are super frightening and foreboding and it’s the perfect length too because while it works so well as a short film, I could never in a million years see a feature length movie about the box being anything but disappointed. Unless it was maybe an anthology type movie where each of the stories is in and of itself a short about a different situation with the box but even then I feel like they’d try to explain it’s origin or some gay shit like that which would nerf the spook-factor immediately ---- 183099170 ->>183097945 ->Rec -yeah, found footage films really scratch that itch for me. i love those kinda films. ---- 183099204 ->>183098571 ->>183098573 ->this makes nips cream their pants ---- 183099217 -Can someone fucking answer what movie is the one with OP's pic? i LEGIT CAN'T FIND ANYTIGN ---- 183099232 -The Haunting, the original not that shit remake. ---- 183099237 -寿限無寿限無ウンコ投げ機一昨日の新ちゃんのパンツ新八の人生バルムンク=フェザリオンアイザック=シュナイダー三分の一の純情な感情の残った三分の二はさかむけが気になる感情裏切りは僕の名前をしっているようでしらないのを僕はしっている留守スルメめだかかずのここえだめめだか......このめだかはさっきと違う奴だから池乃めだかの方だからラー油ゆうていみやおうきむこうぺぺぺぺぺぺぺぺぺぺぺぺビチグソ丸 ---- 183099247 ->>183099217 -It's from a youtube analog horror series ---- 183099288 ->>183098174 ->Vid -Nigger I don't know where you found that but it was unsettling as fuck and I wish it were longer. ---- 183099300 ->>183098174 -That shower shot was great ---- 183099312 ->>183099247 -Analog horror is the shittiest type of horror. ->OMGZ IT LOOKS LIKE A VCR TAPE! ---- 183099319 ->>183098814 -I have not. What is it about and where can I find it? ---- 183099327 ->>183099312 -I'm answering his question. ---- 183099342 ->>183098174 -Oh this is the one with the wardrobe short, the creator that is. I've seen that one. Guess I'll check this one out. ---- 183099367 ->>183099327 -I know I'm just saying. ---- 183099404 ->>183099319 -It's a low budget one and any expiation is giving it away but the thing in it and how it acts with the character got me good. -You can probably just watch the ending on youtube lol ---- 183099413 ->>183098654 -This scene actually perfectly captures the feeling that Catholic visions/miracles give off. ---- 183099421 -Not sure I'd say it was out-and-out scary but Threads was pretty unsettling. That British nuclear apocalypse film. -Because it deals with a real scenario and has no happy ending. It's not fun to self-insert into such a film and as a viewer it's discouraging to watch. -Spooky ghosts and ugly demons aren't scary because they aren't real. -Jumpscares aren't scary, just startling because you're taken by surprise. ---- 183099463 ->>183099404 -Think I found it on Tubi. Made in 2018? ---- 183099485 ->>183097898 (OP) -great b8 topic. In my experience whether a movie is scary entirely depends on environment and mood. there are times when something like the well beloved blair witch wouldnt be scary at all to me and times when the unscary midsommar would make me shit myself. -Blair witch gave me nightmares for a month tho cause i was a little kid and my brothers told me i couldnt watch it with them cause it was a real home video a friend of theirs left behind after they died. i snuck into the living room and watched it in secret behind the couch so my brothers wouldnt notice me and get mad. so combined withthe tension of getting caught, the imagination of a child, and the impression that it was truly real, it was probably the most horrified i ever was watchign a movie. - ->>183098382 ->It was literally just about aids. -its about generational trauma tho. the symbolic themes in horror are hard to pick up when the person making the film doesnt realize theyre doing it. "STD monster" is not an actual horror in society anymore. ---- 183099489 ->>183099463 -Yes with Sean harris ---- 183099501 ->>183097898 (OP) -yes ---- 183099519 ->>183098299 -this is a fucking creepy post damn you ---- 183099526 ->>183098510 -it was literally the Iraq war ---- 183099528 ->>183099489 -Noice thanks for the rec I'll give it a watch tomorrow. ---- 183099556 ->>183098382 -Rosemary's Baby is not scary in the least -that shit is so overrated ->dumb bitches in the dark -you didn't watch it idiot ---- 183099562 -so what is OPs pic from? Some internet created meme or an actual film? Google returns nothing ---- 183099592 ->>183099562 -From YouTube VHS tape shit. ---- 183099604 ->>183099562 -it's REALLY fucked up bro -youre better off not watching it ---- 183099618 ->>183098573 -that is fucking scary lol ---- 183099655 ->>183098051 -it's for sure well-made, but can it really be considered "realistic"? Because it took place in the 90s before widespread use of the internet and cell phones, and police having fewer tools at their disposal? Still seems like even if it's more than one person, they got away with an unrealistic number of heinous crimes. - -Perhaps in the sense that first two Halloween (and Halloween 2018) movies were "realistic". ---- 183099685 ->>183097898 (OP) - ->me when i when the when ---- 183099725 ->Fucktoy Cory ---- 183099758 ->>183097898 (OP) -SOMEONE POST THE EMMA WATSON PICTURE - -I CAN'T LOOK AT IT BECAUSE IT SCARES ME SO I DON'T HAVE IT SAVED ON MY COMPUTER ---- 183099762 ->>183099725 -that boy was someones son anon ---- 183099765 ->>183097898 (OP) -Lake Mungo cell phone footage ---- 183099818 ->>183098573 - ->AAAH! A GOOK! - -Don't act like this wouldn't be your reaction. ---- 183099823 ->>183099725 -nearly pissed myself when i realized it's an oneyplays reference. seriously what's up with that? ---- 183099914 ->>183099204 -It makes sense ancient nips would be into freaky shit ---- 183099916 ->>183099655 - -Best fun is when zoomies try to do 'found footage' horror but have no understanding of how any analog tech works ---- 183099918 ->>183097898 (OP) -whats this from. i been looking for it and cant find it ---- 183099958 ->>183099823 -Zoomers loving oneyplays is a small hope for the next generation. ---- 183099977 ->>183098772 -me too -underrated movie ---- 183099998 ->AND THEN HE KIDNAPPED AN ENTIRE FAMILY THE DAUGHTERS SURGICALLY REMOVED OVARIES WERE FOUND NAILED TO THE WALL!!!! -Put me in the ring with this OCCK wannabe and I'll kill him in 2. ---- 183100072 ->>183099818 -asians with chalk white skin are pretty unsettling, yeah. my mom cannot bring herself to watch azn horror, and i remember when we watched tale of two sisters (went in blind) she ran out of the room in the nightmare scene. she was sobbing and she slept in my bed that night lol. - -but can anybody explain why it's creepy? pale asian people? it must be something hardwired in the brain. the idea is silly by itself. ---- 183100100 ->>183099823 - -https://www.reddit.com/r/OneyPlays/comments/1083wx4/i_dont_think_this_was_intentional/ - -Scroll down, the creator is a fan. ---- 183100131 ->>183099655 -the surveillance photo is an entirely different nigga compared to cory's pic so it's definitely multiple people ---- 183100201 ->>183099087 ->Jump scares are scary but cheap, so to me if a movie relies solely on that it's kind of lame. -Literally all the Conjuring and Conjuring 2 were was jumpscares ---- 183100225 ->>183100072 -I don't know dude ---- 183100289 ->>183097898 (OP) -Khan sticking the earwig bugs in Checkov's helmet. -https://youtu.be/3i42Smtbmeg [Embed] ---- 183100443 ->>183100072 - -Asian jet black hair and whiteface is really like maximum possible contrast and evokes a bloodless corpse better than say a chalk white lady with normal white people hair colors like blonde, ginger, or brunette? ---- 183100567 ->>183097898 (OP) - -Aterrados -Hereditary -The Changeling -Candyman (1992) - -Anything with ghosts or home invasion themes usually ruin me, since they often go hand in hand. Paranormal home invasion movies makes every creek in my house set me on edge. Candyman effectively did both, blending in the real life fear of being killed by gang-bangers in some section 8 housing block, plus a ghost you cannot stop who is also fatal to have a run-in with. - -https://youtu.be/TSd81qwxDNo [Embed] - -Aterrados is very similar to Candyman, but with multiple horrors going on that tie into each other. That one made sleep extremely difficult for several days. The majority of the evil things going on are in everyday people's houses, tormenting them and there's no real way to stop it. - -The worst is when your mind takes elements from the movies that scared you, cherry-picks those parts and then amplifies it x100. Either in your dreams, or in your imagination, when you hear the ice machine in the kitchen, or a loud car drive by outside. ---- 183100665 -The babadook spooked me -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzm2UkmT8qk [Embed] ---- 183100738 ->>183100618 - -Oh shit, I forgot about this one. Yeah this scene scared the shit out of me. ---- 183100767 ->>183100072 -i mean pale people, especially Caucasians, in general are creepy. -why do you think Jordan Peele's movies are so famous? ---- 183100782 -Also the killer is obviously one of the cops ---- 183100813 ->>183100592 -this movie as a whole is pretty boring, but it definitely has its moments. watched it with headphones and the scene where all the sound cuts off save for the ghost's voice fucked me up good kek ---- 183100822 ->>183099061 -It’s been many years but I remember liking sinister. When does it go full shortbus? Did you mean when the cop shows up? My buddy and I thought he was hilarious, called him deputy Dipshit ---- 183100852 ->>183097898 (OP) -I saw this pic on /b/ years ago - -QRD? ---- 183100881 -Kind of, more disturbed than anything. I watched Neverending Story when I was 7 and the scene where Artax the horse dies in quicksand horrified me as a kid. I wasn't even able to attempt a rewatch until adulthood. Otherwise I don't really experience fear from horror movies, unless it is a cheap jumpscare. ---- 183100925 -This motherfucker gave me nightmares for months ---- 183101059 ->>183097898 (OP) -Leaving Las Vegas ---- 183101060 ->>183098051 -Honestly it annoys me that such low effort crap gets called well-made and realistic. Lots of typos and misuse of was/were. This wouldn't bother me if the whole gist of it wasn't just a few powerpoint ALL CAPS SPOOKY SENTENCES. Like if you are going to do shit like that then at the very least make the text actually good. - -Overall another fucking garbage analog horror to add to the pile ---- 183101120 ->>183100925 -werewolf from the Thriller vid? that was terrifying as a kid ---- 183101145 -parts of nope scared me ---- 183101232 ->watch super comfy movie so your guard is non-existent ->this bullshit comes out of nowhere in a peaceful scene ---- 183101237 ->>183100795 -Great taste. Very disturbing implications in this movie. ---- 183101304 -REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH ---- 183101312 -the episode of Barry where the Eastern Euro mobster is trapped in a Bolivian cartel prison is unironically horror kino - -I couldnt believe how such a mid show managed to produce such a heavy horror atmosphere ---- 183101370 -Nothing scares me. ---- 183101413 ->>183101237 -Which movie? ---- 183101448 ->>183097898 (OP) -Emma is that you? ---- 183101598 ->>183101304 -What the pic? I can't see anything. ---- 183101803 -Horror in the High Desert or something like that was absolutely creepy. A great film. ---- 183101821 -Can't get into horrors because they're all fantasy crap with ghosts and monsters and shit that isn't real. The original Black Christmas is pretty good. BWP because it feels real. Some Lynch stuff though it's not scary so much as eerie and mysterious ---- 183101867 ->>183098940 ->film where an actor was killing his critics -Theater of Blood? Trust me, it's not going to perturb you now. ---- 183101925 ->>183098034 ->>183098163 -How? Horror movies are so prevalent, I can't imagine not watching a decent amount at some point ---- 183101969 ->>183098174 -What’s the deal with the friend and the box then? - -How was he expecting him to stare at a box forever? - -Why tell him to open the box THEN read the letter? The other way round seems safer ---- 183102008 ->>183100795 -Sorce? ---- 183102025 ->>183102008 -Pretty sure it’s that John Carpenter movie set in a church ---- 183102036 -Yall gonna laugh but the original paranormal activity scared the shit out of me. All the scenes using the viewer's imagination and anticipation to scare instead of jump scares. ---- 183102048 ->>183101232 -Should look into anons Scary Bilbo porn. -That'll give you confusing dreams. ---- 183102124 ->>183099758 -Fucked me up the day it hit the 'log. I can't stand to look at it for more than a second at a time. ---- 183102145 ->>183100072 -So uh.... -Dad's not in the picture anymore? ---- 183102166 -I haven't been scared by a horror movie since I was a kid. I wish I could be because it made them so much better back then. -I remember being scared to shit by The Evil Dead, Darkness Falls, Sleepy Hollow, Return of the Living Dead, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The Exorcist, The Ring, Fear Dot Com, even House of 1000 Corpses. Now when I watch a horror movie, I'm just looking at how the make-up and gore effects were done and waiting for some boobies to pop up. ---- 183102167 ->>183099604 -post it its almost 2am and i cant sleep ---- 183102223 ->>183102166 -Oh yeah, and Pet Sematary, especially the Zelda scenes, always terrified me.. Now I watch it and think it's the goofiest shit. - -The Shining too. ---- 183102249 -Lake Mungo creeped me. Especially the ending. ---- 183102302 -What happened to her? ---- 183102306 ->>183098148 -You’re correct ---- 183102405 -why hasn't there been a horror movie with rats or mice? those things are fucking scary. ---- 183102432 ->>183102405 -check out willard ---- 183102528 ->>183102223 ->the shining too -I rewatched it and was thoroughly underwhelmed in terms of scares. Jack Nicholson overacting and over-emoting like a goofball didn't help. ->>183102405 -Ben (1972). It's not that scary though, unless you're creeped out by plain rats. ---- 183102552 ->>183097898 (OP) -Gremlins ---- 183102560 ->>183102528 ->Ben -Willard came first and I think it's a lot better -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Gn98fbeMs [Embed] - -One of my favorite horror movies ---- 183102584 -Literally only one thing in television or film ever freaked me out, and it was the X-Files aliens. My parents would watch that show every time it had a new episode and I could hear the theme song in my room, even with the door shut. One time I went out to the living room to ask them something stupid and I walked out right when an alien was looking into people in a car or something. It freaked me the fuck out, I slept with a blanket over my head until I was in my 20s. ---- 183102596 ->>183102405 -Attack of the Killer Shrews ---- 183102601 ->>183097898 (OP) -An Inconvenient Truth ---- 183102630 ->>183102560 -this shit is goofy as hell ---- 183102641 ->>183102405 -There was one. About a horde of rats devouring things quickly in a city. I can't remember the name though. It's definitely post-2000 and was set in modern day. ---- 183102657 ->>183097898 (OP) -Movies haven't scared me since adolescence. They are movies that have disturbed me. Irreversible was one. Shura was another. ---- 183102658 ->>183098571 ->>183098573 -This used to be very normal in Japan. -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_blackening ---- 183102671 -Flukeman ---- 183102689 ->>183102658 ->It was primarily done to preserve the teeth into old age, as it prevents tooth decay similar to the mechanism of modern dental sealants. -Oh right. Makes sense. ---- 183102711 ->>183102560 -I forgot that Ben was a sequel to this. ->>183102596 -Kek, I remember watching this on public access TV years ago. The shrews were puppies draped in fur costumes. Somehow it managed to be entertaining. ---- 183102715 ->>183102630 -At least it's goofy in a relatable way. I feel like everyone takes advantage of me and I wish I had an army of loyal rats to control that would take vengeance on my enemies. ---- 183102738 ->>183100822 -No not at all. The bumbling cop was actually pretty awesome and likable, he actually gave the movie decent levity. The moment they name the demon and start clobbering you over head with ghost kids...it just turns into a circus act. The momentum the first half had established was delicious as fuck. Just simple, moody, messed up and effective. The supernatural element is fine btw, even though some people gripe about it. I think it's fine. It just needed to be handled better. ---- 183102744 -That photo of a black voodoo doll sitting on a bed that was posted on reddit i think originally and made its way around the internet like 7-8 years ago is for some reason just really unsettles me. ---- 183102766 ->>183102744 -are you talking the animated gif one? ---- 183102795 ->>183100925 -go away andrew ---- 183102803 ->>183102766 -No, it was a simple picture. I don't really want to go and find it because it's creepy as heck. -You can probably find it by googling "found this doll sitting on my bed reddit" or something similar. ---- 183102823 ->>183097945 ->It Follows ---- 183102847 ->>183098174 -Things only being able to move when you're not looking at them will always be one of my favourite horror tropes. ---- 183102880 ->>183102803 -pussy ass nigga ---- 183102881 -Are there any that have the threat, supernatural or regular, appear in the frame but barely visible, and NOT called attention to? Like just making up an example here, a killer is stalking victims, and in a shot of them in a room, out the window if you looked at the far side you'd see a sliver of them peeking into view during the scene, for a moment or two. Or maybe a threat that is actually in the frame the entire time, but either in shadow or disguised by some object, but it only steps out after an extended scene so you can see it there on a rewatch. That sort of scare for someone who looks around the frame a lot instead of only staring at the characters. ---- 183102901 ->>183102803 ---- 183102908 -Hostel is actually scary — dumb ghosts or roided killers aren’t, but the thought of being horrifically tortured just for someone’s amusement is, ---- 183103080 -The shinning -The exorcist -The Thing -insidious -The Babadook -under the skin - -Those movies are all above average all very disturbing and good. - - Doctor sleep is also nice but has a terrible third act. ---- 183103094 ->>183102908 -yea hostel is underrated ---- 183103109 ->>183102881 -Only one I can think of is a scene in Memories of Murder where a woman is being stalked by the killer. In one shot you see a figure rising from the grass way behind her. I didn't see it on my first watch, even if in retrospective it's pretty obvious and noticeable. ---- 183103127 ->>183099156 -Holy kek I had a couple shots back-to-back and smoked some weed before I typed this and now that I’m reading it again and I’m not as lit, it’s like the post was written by the most stereotypical esl poster because what the fuck was going on with my conjugation and grammar lmao. I do stand by the sloppy message behind it though ---- 183103133 ->>183097898 (OP) -The lady dissolving in the bathtub in The Silence of the Lambs fucked me up bigtime as a kid, that and the security footage of Lecter eating the nurse's face. Come to think of it, why was I watching that at age 12ish? ---- 183103142 ->>183102881 -Hereditary does this a couple of times ---- 183103150 ->>183102560 ->Mr. Martin... you stole this company from my father... ->It... killed my mother... ->And third, you... you made me.. hate myself ->Well I like myself now ->*snap* TEAR HIM UP -kino ---- 183103198 ->>183103160 -Nightbreed is awesome but it's not a scary movie ---- 183103213 ->>183099237 - ting lang ping pong Tsingtao Sapporo bing ring chong hang-glide dim sao mon-chi-chi tango mango ping ping sip doa tum pow respecturu ---- 183103313 ->>183097898 (OP) -Cyaxx? ---- 183103324 ->>183102881 -There are ghosts hidden in the background in each episode of The Haunting of Hill House ---- 183103361 ->>183103313 -Can’t unsee. Cyrax is objectively scarier looking though, OP reminds me of pic related ---- 183103376 ->>183103080 ->The shinning ->*pic related* survives your film ---- 183103407 ->>183097898 (OP) -how is this analogue horror, isn't it mean to be about fake scanline vhs shit. it's just a powerpoint with txt and images and a scratch sound in background ---- 183103447 -The Exorcism of Emily Rose scared the shit out of me for some reason. -Otherwise no, including classics or obscure films. The Martyrs stuck with me for a while but the premise wasn't believable enough to be scary. ---- 183103482 -As a kid I nearly died of fright watching Event Horizon and House on haunted hill. Still like the movies but they are just goofy fun as an adult. A movie that scared me both as a teen and on rewatch as an adult is A tale of two sisters, don't know what it is, it creeps me out. ---- 183103595 ->>183102908 -Nah, when it's just a killer I can always take solace in the fact that you have a fighting chance ---- 183103614 ->>183102803 -Yeah I'm in the same boat. For some reason that entire picture just screams DANGER DANGER DANGER to my reptile brain ---- 183103647 ->>183098510 ---- 183103684 ->>183098382 -pseud has never seen Rosemary's Baby ---- 183103708 -not a movie, but the Death from Jim Henson's the Storyteller scared the shit out of me when I saw it as a kid, fuck that creepy ass puppet ---- 183103710 ->>183100592 -This single scene creeped me out, but the rest of the movie was just boring. I think after this scene is the point where the movie goes from scary to dull. ---- 183103714 ->>183102008 -Prince of Darkness. ---- 183103720 ->>183098410 -Jump scare movies aren’t horror to me they are action movies. The horror genre suffers so much because it lacks defined identity and familiar sub genres, this is worst went the directors themselves can’t figure out what type of horror they are even trying to capture. ---- 183103755 ->>183103407 -it's meant to be police tapes. dunno if that's actually how they look but yeah. -source: friends with the creator ---- 183103898 ->>183103755 -ah thnx for info. it was interesting just not what i expected. tell your friend to keep creating diff --git a/tv/183098136.txt b/tv/183098136.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 29fd4f41526dd136781786d3c8826a4f7bee2965..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183098136.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,78 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183098136 -Late night Sunday in April edition. There's been no good horror movies yet this year and Evil Dead Rise is looking to continue that trend. ---- 183098268 ->>183098136 (OP) -Malum was good. Also where do you think Big Top Burger is going from the last episode? ---- 183098346 ->>183098136 (OP) -Last voyage of demeter looks like it could be good. Anything else have potential ---- 183099268 ->>183098268 -The last few Big Top Burgers were not very good. I think the series will stagnate and be drawn out. It's a shame cause he seems to do great work. ->>183098346 -It looks terrible to me. A black doctor and a strong woman lead along with Dracula looking terrible is a pass for me. ---- 183099284 ->>183098136 (OP) ->There's been no good horror movies yet this year -M3GAN ---- 183099879 ->>183099284 -No good horror movies ---- 183099894 -What's the last thing you watched? ---- 183100086 ->>183099894 -I watched They Nest. It was recommended by an anon in the last creature feature edition. It wasn't really scary but the monster design of the final big bad was neato. ---- 183100645 ->>183098346 ->>183099268 - -Here is a solid comic adaption of the Demeter chapter. - -https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Bram-Stoker-s-Death-Ship ---- 183100657 ->>183098136 (OP) -eat shit with yet another faggit general newfag ---- 183100662 ->>183098136 (OP) -It's not really horror season. Most ain't even out ---- 183100667 ->>183098346 ->>183099268 ->>183100645 -Anyone read this novel? ---- 183100679 ->>183098136 (OP) -watch Candy Land ---- 183100900 ->>183098136 (OP) -I love that animation -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdF1a7Qi9c [Embed] ---- 183101041 -Getting drunk and watching this (supposed) massive turd tonight, got an ex rental copy for $2. ---- 183101296 ->>183101041 -From what I have gathered it's notably better than 2 but worse than 1 & 5. ---- 183101819 ->>183101041 ->>183101296 -It's oddly comfy ---- 183102116 ->>183099894 -This. Was alright. Best if you go in cold like I did. More science fiction than horror, but has it's moments. ---- 183102338 ->>183101819 -A lot of 80s and 90s australian horror movies are comfy, same with NZ. pic related is another unusually comfy australian horror flick. ---- 183102371 ->>183102338 -forgot pic ---- 183102395 ->>183102116 -lol it was shit, get better taste ---- 183102487 -Jason and friends is great as is Halloween kills ---- 183103711 ->>183098268 -Big Top Burger was better without the overarching season story when it was just one off episodes -However he should just go absolutely fucking insane with it now that Steve is in Hell diff --git a/tv/183098260.txt b/tv/183098260.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b64b6208cf1a2b7709a706332367c919e7d1f12f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183098260.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,869 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183098260 -Ken Bringing It Home edition - ->>183089758 → ---- 183098292 -It was a strike through. Sorry Ken bros. ---- 183098300 ->>183098292 -Shut up shiv ---- 183098331 -Well all know Greg’s winning the Succession Bowl. Bend the knee early or get cracked like a Gregg. ---- 183098354 -The smart money is still on Tom ---- 183098356 -Why was Roman so nice to Kerry? He constantly shit-talked her before all this ---- 183098365 ->>183098260 (OP) -Isn't this goyslop great bros? It reminds me of the classic HBO series of the 2000s totally worth paying for an HBOMAX subscription to watch this. ---- 183098379 ->>183098260 (OP) -Sadly Cousin Greg is a pedophile. shame as I really liked the character. ---- 183098414 ->>183098379 ->SHE WAS ONLY IN HER MID-20s YOU SICK FUCK ---- 183098426 -tom = dead -shiv = dead -roman = about to get killed by the one he trusted ("et tu, brutus?") -kendall = a crackhead fuckup who will fail - -He is the only answer. Logan realized this. ---- 183098481 ->>183098379 -Unironically, how does this happen? Where does a 12-year-old hang out that is also filled with grown men? ---- 183098494 ->>183098426 -The last scene of Succession is going to the triumphant CEO Gregg coming home to his apartment after a celebration, only to find Ewan waiting there for him like Mark Wahlberg. He just says "oh" and then Ewan clips him two in the head and leaves. ---- 183098508 ->>183098481 -Little Saint James ---- 183098524 ->>18309848 -they lie to get into parties. ---- 183098525 -I got a hard on watching Marcia bully Kerry ---- 183098597 ->>183098481 -A family event, like thanksgiving or a wedding? They showed this in the first season dumbass ---- 183098646 -what the fuck is wrong with hugo's head & neck ---- 183098655 -Uh... Shivsisters??? ---- 183098656 ->>183098260 (OP) -ken's becomes logan ---- 183098685 ->>183098379 -i still do ---- 183098710 -tom is so manipulative lol ---- 183098736 -i want to eat marcias old pussy ---- 183098738 ->>183098379 -Listen, every great HBO show has a token pedophile in the cast. It’s how Hollywood works. ---- 183098751 ->>183098292 -on the left of the line (where it presumably started), it was an underline. if it had started in the middle of his name and then turned into an underline, i'd believe it was a strike ---- 183098760 ->>183098710 -What’s his play though? He’s been completely marginalized. ---- 183098765 -We already had this thread ---- 183098771 ->>183098710 -literally a dog desperately seeking the nearest shelter ---- 183098775 ->>183098736 -taking that old weather cunt instead of young grieving cunt. you peon ---- 183098782 ->>183098760 -his wife's sympathy is his only play ---- 183098809 ->Ken clear winner, throws his brother Rome a bone ->Shiv told she doesn't know shit and gets nothing -Ken-bros, I always knew /our guy/ would win. it's too early in the season for it to hold, he'll definitely get fucked, but still feels good to be in the sun again ---- 183098824 ->>183098736 -literally sold her shitty apartment for x25 its price to an absolute retard - -No wonder Logan liked her ---- 183098847 ->>183098356 -loved his daddy and felt bad about his dad's woman getting the boot ---- 183098848 ->>183098751 ---- 183098850 -Reminder, Ken is Richard III this season. ---- 183098851 -They mentioned something about "little princess" then later when Kerri came to the house and wanted to go upstairs, but Marcia wouldn't let her, she said Logan wrote something important on a paper for her and -she needed to get it… What do you think it was? ---- 183098883 -guys I felt bad for Kerry this ep ngl ---- 183098884 ->>183098710 -He's awful, everyone can see from a mile off what he's doing. Unlike greg the egg which hes gonna fuck marcia and take everything ---- 183098890 ->>183098848 -this is america we don't do that gay shit here ---- 183098925 ->>183098260 (OP) -Why does he wear the hat? ---- 183098945 ->>183098850 -No, the based Chadttison will out Ken out of the company - -Remember that he always crashes and burns like the bipolar schizo he is -And Shiv might help him a little ---- 183098958 ->>183098760 -he's trying to save his Job. he was trying to position himself into a younger Frank. realistically he's ingratiated himself with both Roman and Kendall ( at least pushed Roman to make a move). Shiv might try and push him out to be petty but they'll both probably agree its not worth the trouble to cut him out. ---- 183098974 -if greg does somehow "win" then they'll be desperately re-editing the finale til it airs since this pedo stuff is terrible PR ---- 183098979 ->>183098851 -It's not real. "Logan was planning on getting married" lmao who would believe that shit ---- 183098983 -i just hope roman has a good ending ---- 183098990 ->>183098890 ->Logan Roy ->Originally From: Dundee, Scotland ---- 183098999 ->>183098974 ->underage 21 year old ---- 183099032 -Greg is not a pedo, he's well connected ---- 183099037 ->>183098356 -He was trying to get some ass. He asked for her number 4 times. ---- 183099045 ->>183098883 -I didnt. She was a cute and thought she had a chance to be queen. That line about her taking the subway to her small apartment was hilarious. Also bitches with bangs are never good. ---- 183099050 ->>183098990 -died an american ---- 183099052 ->>183099032 -HE NEVER EVEN HUGGED HIS GRANDCHILDREN! ---- 183099073 ->>183098851 -I doubt she was on it at all. If they called Greg in to just say the paper said " Greg?" then they'd probably tell her if there was anything owed to her. ---- 183099074 ->>183098260 (OP) -SHIV BTFO ---- 183099079 -Can someone explain to me what Ken gains by writing shit articles about Logan? ---- 183099094 ->>183098883 -me too, but she's probably mostly sad that she lost her sweet ez life plan, not because she desperately loved a dude 40 years older than her ---- 183099121 ->>183099079 -He already tried to get him ousted during the hearings, and nothing happened. Makes ken look weak. Now it makes him look stronger if all those things turned out to be true ---- 183099137 ->>183099079 -it's what logan would've done, as he said. ---- 183099143 ->>183099079 -strengthens confidence in him (and rome) if it's implied they were already running shit for their dad prior to him dying. response to that affects the stock price which affects the gojo deal. also his ego, probably ---- 183099182 ->>183098999 -The allegations are involving 12 and 16 year olds. ---- 183099200 ->>183099045 ->Also bitches with bangs are never good. -why? ---- 183099218 ->>183099079 -Creates a new narrative and identity for the brand. Invigorates investors. ---- 183099227 -Is the baby even Tom's? ---- 183099242 -cant believe shiv is pregnant -20 weeks? -what the hell is the timespan of this whole thing, when would her and tom have fucked last ---- 183099257 -I'm 2 episodes to end Season 3. -Tell me, Gregbros, do we make it? ---- 183099259 ->>183099143 -Yeah but its retard. they've already established -1) Roman won't shit on his dead dads grave -2)The Gojo guy thinks Kendall is a goofball. - -they're setting him up to destroy everything from the top. ---- 183099291 -is shiv effectively shafted? ---- 183099296 ->>183099257 ->I'm 2 episodes to end season 3 -Get out of this thread nigga, catch up before you spoil everything for yourself. ---- 183099299 -Remind me: are there gonna be logan flashbacks in later episodes? ---- 183099317 ->>183099242 -might not have been Tom. ---- 183099337 ->>183099257 -Tom just killed Greg this episode… ---- 183099338 ->>183099259 -That’s the point though; Ken doesn’t actually know what he’s doing. None of them do. ---- 183099345 ->>183099299 -probably not the show has never done flashbacks. ---- 183099354 ->>183099291 -Everyone is saying this. I thought they both sounded genuine, but I'm a gullible retard when it comes to dealing with sociopaths. ---- 183099361 ->>183099337 ---- 183099363 -I'm confused about the timeline of this show. - -When Logan crossed Ken's name on the paper? They said 18 months, this is after season 1 or season 2? ---- 183099369 ->>183099291 -hopefully. looking like we're getting the ultimate "women belong in the kitchen" ending with her having a baby and getting back with tom while getting ousted from the business (as deserved) ---- 183099391 -Will Shiv be a good mother? ---- 183099398 ->>183099299 -According to recent articles yes. ---- 183099403 -Frank bros, we ate well tonight. Our man running the show for once ---- 183099418 -Gregbros, how we feelin'? I think our boy is cooking. ---- 183099420 ->>183099369 -She is a definitely bitter, so if she can't have it, she is gonna screw Ken. She knows he's a murderer. - -I think neither one of three are going to end up in power, or maybe one of them is gonna crash this business with no survivors. ---- 183099432 ->>183099338 -True. ---- 183099456 ->>183099391 -i can't imagine her raising that baby. it will be raised by nannies ---- 183099520 ->>183098481 -Stop thinking about it. You're only going to be left with more questions. ---- 183099534 ->>183099391 -Of course not. At best she’ll be cold and detached, leaving everything to the nanny. At worst she’ll be a manipulative narcissist injecting the kid with the worst kinds of anxiety. ---- 183099542 ->>183099418 ->uh, your honor, you see, the girl, the girl said, ya see, she said she was 18. and, haha, last time i checked, that wasn't a crime... r-right? ---- 183099572 ->>183099420 -i'm hoping we somehow get a bankruptcy ending for all the kids (except connor maybe) ---- 183099576 -kendall is literally the only one thinking straight this episode ---- 183099582 -Needs more Dasha ---- 183099593 ->>183099391 -Worse than her mother ---- 183099647 ->>183099576 -shiv absolutely delusional as usual, especially dumping on ken about the letter. like what the fuck did she think would happen, obviously they wanted one of the three to be ceo and not gerri or whoever. of the three, shiv is obviously the weakest option. what the fuck did she thinkg was going to happen exactly if the letter had never been found? rome had more reason to feel passed over but they didn't have him seem nearly at bitter as shiv ---- 183099669 -Where the hell is James Cromwell? His brother just died and he's MIA through 2 episodes? ---- 183099692 ->>183099669 -Glued himself to another Starbucks counter. ---- 183099699 ->>183099669 -He’s got a talking pig to take care of. ---- 183099712 -we had a death episode, a wake episode, and then surely a funeral episode is coming ---- 183099734 -it's crazy how every episode this season is 1 day. so everything starts and ends in 10 days. ---- 183099740 -I HATE WAITING ALL WEEK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE AGHHHHHHGGGHHH ---- 183099782 ->>183098356 -he wants to put his dick in whatever his dad puts his dick in ---- 183099792 ->>183099734 -are you speculating that they'll continue doing that or is it confirmed? ---- 183099805 -Greg winning would be funny but it would also be kind of a cheesy hack move for a drama like this. I think they'll play it by the book with Ken "winning" but he'll actually lose in le heckin' life. ---- 183099821 ->>183099792 -not speculating, brian cox confirmed it in the episode 3 podcast: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf4hClIPUF4& [Embed] ---- 183099824 -KERRYBROS.... HOW WE HOLDING UP ---- 183099845 ->>183098824 ->shitty apartment for x25 its price -You think you can get a piece of property of that size in that area of NYC for 2mil? You can maybe get that square footage in the 80s in the Bronx for that price, but if Logan owned it it's clearly in a high demand area and a high demand property. It looks like a 6000sqft+ multilevel apartment. Do you have any idea how much 6000sqft of realestate costs anywhere in NYC, let alone an in demand unit in an in demand neighborhood? That place is easily worth high tens of millions to the low hundreds of millions in current year + 8 ---- 183099872 ->>183099805 -yeah it's either ken or a "nobody wins" situation with the company going under or something (the latter being more likely imo). anyone else would just be dumb ---- 183099898 -was tom joking/negging karl or do you think logan actually died fishing his phone out of the toilet ---- 183099901 ->>183099227 -its gregs ---- 183099939 ->>183099845 -Yeah, I don't understand that comment either. Marcia was entirely forthcoming and it's not like Connor wouldn't know the price of NY real estate. This whole thing makes me thing there will be a Marcia/Greg/Connor teamup. ---- 183099964 ->>183099227 -it's logan's. he was drinking the super sperm smoothies last season, but they weren't for kerry ---- 183099970 -Could Hugo somehow pull the reverse card on Kendall since Kendall technically knows of illegal stock trading but hasn't said anything about it? I feel like Hugo will use it as leverage eventually ---- 183099971 ->>183099901 -it will be gregs when it turns 12 ---- 183100014 ->>183099970 -eh he probably has a duty to report but 1. you cant prove he knew and 2. i dont think it carries that big of a penalty ---- 183100022 ->>183099970 -i doubt it, hugo is more concerned about not going to jail. doesn't help him much if kendall goes with him ---- 183100029 ->>183099970 -Hugo is a literally nobody. He doesn't have leverage. ---- 183100053 -Was Shiv wearing a university of Minnesota sweater? Which would obviously Tom's, meaning she still loves him? Is the baby his though? ---- 183100087 ->>183100014 ->>183100022 ->>183100029 -But couldn't Hugo use it to sway investors that Kendall can't be trusted to protect the price of the stocks? If he does that then Kendall gets absolutely nothing if he's voted out ---- 183100099 -Tombros, despite recent developments, I'm feeling surprisingly good. I think our boy has a few tricks up his sleeve yet. ---- 183100102 ->>183099242 ->what the hell is the timespan of this whole thing -curious too. this episode said the note was probably written in the last 4 years. if the 1st episode was logan's birthday and s4e1 was logans birthday and they (in-universe) still have not had a change in president yet (but they're about to) and shiv was already campaigning for senator gil in s1 then???????????? someone should track all the weather/season changes in the episodes. I dont recall it ever snowing once in the show despite it mainly taking place in NYC ---- 183100105 ->kendall becomes the killer -we /dark/ ken arc now? ---- 183100132 ->>183100053 -it's assumedly his, not quite clear how long the gap was between seasons but 20 weeks would have assumedly been sometime before the s3 finale ---- 183100135 ->>183100087 -He would expose himself, he told his daughter to sell and he wouldn't oust himself. ---- 183100162 ->>183100087 -Think you’re overthinking it. Hugo has no leverage and throwing chaos into the situation benefits no one. Hugo likely has a lot of stock and would lose a lot of money if the gojo deal falls apart ---- 183100164 ->>183100087 -yeah and hugo looks like a weasel who nobody wants around. he doesn't really lose anything by listening to kendall anyway, it's not like people will think he's working on his own volition when it comes out>>183100087 ---- 183100179 -What was that line with Karl and Frank about a "princess" when looking at the paper? Did they actually find a piece of paper with Shiv's name on it first then threw it down the toilet because they don't think she can do it? ---- 183100210 ->>183099227 -if Tom wants to save his ass in the company he needs to take care of his black stepson ---- 183100213 ->>183099299 -the show has never played out in anything but completely linear order. There aren't even any big timejumps in episodes, everything happens in moreor less real time. I guess they could start now but it would be jarring ---- 183100216 ->>183099821 -This. The election is the 10th day. ---- 183100227 -Omfg most of you are so fucking dumb and low iq how tf reddit is now making more sense than you fags fuck you all and go back ---- 183100230 ->>183100179 -So they typed up a completely new document, printed it, and then scrawled some shit on it? And didn't think to give themselves any sort of material benefit with the new fabrication? ---- 183100251 ->>183099242 ->>183100102 -I think altogether, the seasons equal a year. since election is coming up its november ---- 183100255 ->>183100227 ->reddit is making more sense ->go back -you just outed yourself cumlord ---- 183100264 ->>183100102 -the entire show takes place indoors to symbolize how detached the Roys are from the paysannes ---- 183100279 ->>183100179 -i was wondering wtf that was about as well. also seems weird they'd "joke" about throwing it away and then willingly show it to the kids instead of just like leaving in the folder. don't even need to make it go missing, just don't talk about it til after the board meeting. them doctoring it seems plausible to me and there would be some interesting symmetry here if Shiv was logan's actual pic when she's the only sibling of the main 3 who isn't CEO right now ---- 183100283 ->>183098260 (OP) -Roman better win this. There’s no way that he’s taking the company from him and shiv without them blackmailing/leaking about the dead waiter. Shiv especially. ---- 183100286 ->BREAKING: LOGAN ROY OWNS THE LIBS BY DYING ON HIS TOILET ---- 183100309 ->>183100286 -the pic of him laughing is killing me lmfao ---- 183100320 ->Shiv is drinking in the trailer -Yeah that whole scene is meaningless ---- 183100336 -Colinbros, what kind of watch do you think our buddy Logan got us? ---- 183100355 ->>183100230 ->>183100279 -Probably just found an older document in the safe with Ken's name on it after throwing Shiv's away. ---- 183100358 -am i fucking retarded or is "gerri, frank, and karl tried to scratch kendall's name out but fucked it up" not a real theory? ---- 183100448 ->>183100320 -When you’re pregnant ---- 183100499 ->>183100358 -some fuckery had to happen. whether it was scratching out kendall's name or something with shiv ---- 183100510 ->>183100358 -well he did say the markings were in pencil, but they're clearly in pen once the kids saw it i guess its possible ---- 183100537 ->>183099418 -https://twitter.com/i/status/1645450242844762117 ---- 183100550 ->>183100309 ---- 183100575 ->>183098260 (OP) -That was just sad. The kids couldn’t even go 1 day trying to grieve without falling back on their petty business desires ---- 183100606 ->>183100537 ->people on twitter/tiktok say something -It's fucking nothing. ---- 183100607 ->>183100550 ---- 183100616 ->>183100358 ->>183100510 -I don't think they did anything. Here's a screenshot from the first time Frank is showing the paper to Karl and Gerri. You can clearly see the markings on the paper. - -Unless Frank marked it before showing it to the other two. ---- 183100627 ->>183098260 (OP) -In my experience almost all men over 6'1 have at least some hunching or other posture issues. How does Matthew Macfadyen (Tom), who's 6'3, have such good posture and such a solid frame? Does he work out? ---- 183100686 ->>183100627 -theatre acting ---- 183100694 ->no will reading scene -i guess the thing with ken's name was supposed to replace that, but still a missed opportunity ---- 183100748 -This episode was so hard to watch with all the sniveling and shamelessness ---- 183100750 -Where was Ewan? ---- 183100753 ->>183100627 -yeah he's clearly fit ---- 183100756 ->well it sure as fucking shit doesn't say shiv -Shiv-sisters... how will we recover? ---- 183100803 ->>183100756 -both sibs have something they can fuck ken over with, dead kid and all ---- 183100844 -shiv is pregnant but the entire s4 is only 10 days, so we wont even see what happens to her ---- 183100851 ->>183100803 -Shiv can fuck over both Ken (dead waiter) and Roman (sending dick pics to Gerri). She's the only one who doesn't have a scandal hanging over her head. ---- 183100859 ->>183099391 -She will be Livia Soprano. ---- 183100867 ->>183100616 -i'm just shocked that those 3 didn't try anything when they all mutually agreed that "the three princesses" were idiots that couldnt lead. -i guess frank really could be the most loyal of men and will come to bat for kendall again. ---- 183100896 ->charges? ---- 183100924 ->>183100867 -They didn't try anything because it would be illegal, they're basically gambling that it will never come out because if it does, destroying or altering a document to manipulate a board vote of a public company will land you in jail. Put yourself in Frank's shoes. Would you do something that reckless, knowing that Karl is a witness and could fuck you over if he's ever compromised? ---- 183100944 -loved toms comments to greg how logan died grabbing his phone from the toilet - -this episode had a lot of laughs - ->we will order her a taxi to the subway so she can go back to her little apartment ---- 183100954 -What does it mean that Roman got over his father's death surprisingly fast? ---- 183100963 ->>183100954 -That he's lying about getting over it surprisingly fast. ---- 183100983 ->>183100851 -that would be dumb given that she has no backers at the company without the other two siblings. all three of them need each other, but shiv is the weakest on her own by far due to her only work experience being political shit (and for the party royco opposes) ---- 183100990 ->>183100954 -I think the idea of pre-grieving is something anyone who's had to take care of a dying parent that was/is an asshole. Eventually it's something you start dreaming about because you just want your life back. I've known people going through this exact scenario. I will give the writers credit for hitting emotional points extremely close to home this season. ---- 183100993 -I’m gonna spoil the whole season ->Tom is teaming up with roman ->Kendal is gonna betray roman and team up with shiv ->Swed is gonna fuck up roman deal ->they won’t sell ->shiv is losing her baby ->gerri and karl changed the paper and wrote a new one ->roman was actually written not kendal ->in the final episodes roman and gerri and tom win ---- 183101014 ->>183100990 -*is familiar to ---- 183101015 ->>183100954 -it means he's due a breakdown in a few episodes when everyone else is mostly over it. probably at the funeral episode, whenever that will be ---- 183101018 ->>183100844 -Abortion ---- 183101044 -We are so back Kenbross ---- 183101046 ->>183100990 -it's bullshit though, he's the most sensitive of the siblings and was the only one still friendly with their dad when he died (plus the guilt of his voice mail). he's not moved on, not by a mile ---- 183101072 ->>183100993 ->Kendal is gonna betray roman and team up with shiv -lol no ---- 183101075 ->>183100944 -Wasn’t that to imply he heard Roman’s message and flipped out on the toilet? ---- 183101080 ->>183099939 -I was thinking the same last episode about a Connor and Greg teamup. It actually seems like they would have byfar the most leverage. ->Con dropping out would be necessary for Mencken to win, major payout ->Greg might get billions in RoyCo stock from Logans will, The Sibs might get less or nothing because they opposed him ->Greg has major dirt on Tom ---- 183101095 ->>183098260 (OP) -He's going to fuck it all up royally like he always does. We already saw him at the episode going behind Roman's back. Honestly Roman seems like the least retarded of the Roy children. ---- 183101099 -For me it's Stewy ---- 183101104 ->>183100844 -we don't need to see her give birth, the point of the kid is just to further complicate the tom/shiv dynamic. pay off will either be telling tom she's pregnant and them getting back together or shiv getting an abortion ---- 183101107 ->>183100851 ->She's the only one who doesn't have a scandal hanging over her head. -She was closely affiliated with the notSanders campaign. Her taking the reins of the company would be poisonous for the brand given how it's been built by Logan. It'd be like Ted Cruz or Rush Limbaugh taking over as head of MSNBC. Her politics are scandalous enough on their own to make her uncompetitive for the position. ---- 183101164 ->>183100867 -I think they may have decided that setting Ken or any of the Roy kids to be INTERIM CEO was a smart move for them. Let the kids inevitably fuck it up over 6 months just enough that the board and investors are happy to have Gerri or frank as leadership and secure everyone's c level status. - -I mean really if you are next up on field but the playing field is full of turmoil as it is now, taking over for a dead man, transitioning a merger, a national election to oversee, it'd be smarter to hold back for a moment. Let the kids fight it out as they're bound to do, wait for the sure fuck ups along the first few months to happen, and then step up as the hero to take over and save the day and bring everything to status quo. - -All the old brass have to do is wait for the election to pass to make a move. The media cycle will be focused on the national election results and then they can make their moves after cover. Gerri could have fought back harder but didn't. Frank and Karl were only concerned about Stewies presence, that accusation "so you can pull strings" was projection. Ah fuck the kids involved a different outside puppet master for support. But I don't trust franks genuine seeming concerns for Kendall or the kids. He's an old man and "friends" with Logan for 20+ years as he's found of reminding them. He's better at manipulating Ken than Gerri is roman but between the 3 of the old brass they'll be able to do it without the kids noticing. ---- 183101189 ->>183101072 -Watch the trailer it’s literally obvious retard also frank changed the paper before showing it to karl and gerri ---- 183101206 ->>183100053 -She fell down the stairs the baby is dead ---- 183101240 ->>183100102 ->>183100251 -I swear they could have said Logan was turning 82 in the season premiere. That would make the most sense, since theres no timeskip between season 2 and 3. ---- 183101253 ->>183101099 -he was great in this ep, Karl too, both guys I didn't care about before S4 ---- 183101281 ->>183101095 -He stabbed shiv and roman, keeping shiv out of the messaging discussion, and going behind roman's back to smear their dad. he's already undermined himself fatally and is basically already dissolving his coalition. ---- 183101284 ->>183100756 -I would vote for Shiv ---- 183101287 ->>183098356 -he normally wouldn't be. i think it was to show how harsh the other lady was being. it literally could have been Kendall instead though. Maybe they're trying to make Roman a little more likable ---- 183101365 ->>183101253 -I fucking love Karl. He was hilarious in Veep and Burn After Reading as well. ---- 183101394 ->>183100230 -Ken being the new interim CEO would be what they have to gain. Like Tom said the fact it would be NOT the senior executives and instead someone who is benevolent to them would be a benefit. Remember that Ken is close with Frank and he's obviously the most level headed of The Sibs. ---- 183101399 ->>183101099 ->Yeah I like brown guys but when it’s a black guy on the screen I seethe -Ok retard ---- 183101402 -Kendallbros, this is it, we are winning, now it's for sure, nothing will go wrong, he will NOT fuck this one up. ---- 183101412 ->>183101365 -Who’d he play in veep? ---- 183101447 -Anyone got a working Magnet? ---- 183101449 ->>183101164 -I could see it the other way, though. Leaving the children to manage the company badly (or undermining from below if necessary) creates chaos and could permanently weaken the company. An executive's position doesn't seem particularly secure in a chaotic, stumbling company. ---- 183101465 ->>183101399 -wtf are you talking about schizo? ---- 183101470 -Shivbros I don't like that deal... ---- 183101491 ->>183101164 -Frank seems to genuinely care about Kendall, in season 2 Roman mentions that Frank is basically Ken's godfather and Ken has several anecdotes about Frank teaching him things like flying planes growing up ---- 183101492 ->>183101447 -go to rarbg ---- 183101509 ->>183101402 ->6 episodes left ->Kendall not fucking up ---- 183101535 -seriously what's his fucking problem? ---- 183101589 ->>183101535 -five bucks says they'll do an elon musk joke and reveal he's an idiot who has no idea what he's doing and he acts weird so people think he's a genius ---- 183101616 ->people don’t know the entire script is leaked ---- 183101650 -KENNYBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK ---- 183101665 ->>183100756 ---- 183101680 ->>183101665 -Did Sandy trip Shiv to rob Logan of a posthumous grandchild? ---- 183101694 -What was the Gojo team saying to each other (in Swedish?) on the call with the Roy siblings? ---- 183101776 ->>183101535 -It's not just his problem. It might be Gojo's culture. The other guy, Oskar, mentioned Logan's death halfway through the conversation and only when prompted. "Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. We really feel for you guys. Bad one." ---- 183101789 -Roman was taking the pills that logan took and the actor said on an Interview that his last scene was rushed and weird and unpredictable IS HE GOING TO DIE ??? Romanbros ---- 183101797 ->>183101589 -No, this show is actually well-written and smart so they’ll never stoop to the level of Rian Johnson. In fact this entire show is so much better than Rian Johnson’s satire of the wealthy that it really exposes how garbage of a filmmaker he is ---- 183101886 ->>183098883 -She was super dumb not to secure her position somehow in case Logan died. If she had managed to get pregnant she would have been set for life. ---- 183101986 ->>183098883 -the implication she was going to go upstairs and steal shit was hilarious ---- 183101989 -did drugs drop out of Kerry's purse? ---- 183102022 ->>183101535 -He's a semi-autistic genius. ---- 183102045 ->>183101789 -Yeah there seemed to be a reason for that scene. Maybe Roman takes some, he gets sick or dies and it turns out that Logan was poisoned or something? ---- 183102070 ->>183101412 -He had a few scenes as speaker of the house I believe, but killed in all of them. ---- 183102099 ->>183101789 ->>183102045 -My initial thought was that Roman was looking for suspicious pills in that bottle, but then he ended up taking some. Definitely a reason for that scene. ---- 183102147 -My man Karl was a FOOKIN LEGEND in the 90s. ---- 183102180 -Logan has some famous fucking paintings locked away in the Geneva Freeport. ---- 183102193 ->>183102045 ->>183102099 -Its over ---- 183102209 -succession is definitely going to end with greg back at the theme park in a mascot costume ---- 183102287 ->>183102209 -Why? I thought gregg was worth a couple million at this point ---- 183102308 ->>183098260 (OP) -Will Shiv an Hero? ---- 183102323 ->>183102147 -love the backstory, makes Frank look like an imp ---- 183102345 ->>183102287 -because it's like poetry. it rhymes ---- 183102376 -Privately, when discussing with Roman, Siobhan implied that she knew their dad intended for Kendall to take over. She doesn't actually believe Logan intended to cross out Kendall's name; she was just muddying the waters earlier. ---- 183102380 ->>183101789 -she might have been trying to get rid of suspicious pills but who knows. I think the actor said that too because he always wanted more for Roman's character and was disappointed that the show ended so soon. They found out at the table read for the episode ---- 183102401 ->>183102287 -Why would he be? He had zero money other than the supposed inheritance he was promised from his grandfather. Only that ship sailed when he picked Logan over gramps and he wrote him out of his will and earmarked it for greenpeace instead. He would have been making a salary associated with his position of executive assistant to Tom but with how richly everyone around him lives more likely than not he's blowing through everything he makes as he makes it. ---- 183102410 ->>183102308 -Not being pregnant, she’ll end up with Tom and they’ll go back to Minnesota to run a Piggly Wiggly, which is worse than being a hero. ---- 183102427 ->>183102401 -He’s getting a watch. Which is nice. ---- 183102475 ->>183100537 ->39.8K Views -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -IT'S OVER!!!!!!! ---- 183102533 ->>183102376 -What I think happened is Gerri and the crew erased the part penciled in that put Shiv as the head of the company. One of them mentioned not wanting the little princess in charge. I think Logan listed her in pencil to run the company and they erased it because they think Ken will be easier to manipulate. ---- 183102534 -Shiv's pointlessly insulting Tom this episode and in the previous episode is... what? Her strange way of expressing or requesting affection? ---- 183102546 ->>183101535 -have you met a scandi? -they are the most autistic of the european peoples ---- 183102562 ->>183102534 -I think she’s just finally mask off about what she really thinks of him. ---- 183102595 ->>183101589 -You do know normies seethe at this show cause they consider it elitist exactly because the humor isn't like that right? ---- 183102603 ->>183102546 -Seems pretty cool to me. ---- 183102604 -What was the significance of Shiv and Tom's conversation? ---- 183102612 -Just watched Army of Shadows right after the latest episode and it was distracting how much Sarah Snook looks like Simone Signoret. ---- 183102668 ->>183102595 -Yeah there was some minor stuff (Fox News is bad, Tucker Carlson is a neo-nazi, there are fascists in the Republican party etc.) but the show had many opportunities to be cucked as hell and it wasn't. ---- 183102704 ->>183101535 - -Why would a video app company buy fox news ---- 183102729 -This guy dated Michelle Pfeiffer for 3 years, and his current wife isn't that bad-looking. Strange world. ---- 183102757 ->>183102704 -Because of the corporate infrastructure and experience they have built over the decades. ---- 183102778 ->>183102604 -Tom was throwing himself at all three siblings desperately trying to establish a connection to not be fired. With Shiv, he was playing every emotional card he had to try to make her remember the good times. ---- 183102785 -Kendall going behind Roman's back to have Logan demonized in the media felt a bit contrived, just so they can set up their conflict. ---- 183102786 ->>183102668 -The nazi anchor bit was breddy good, you are right might have been kinda topical but executed in a more sublte Peep Show type of way and not so much as a preachy NBC-tier sitcom ---- 183102824 ->>183102729 -He used to be Indian, true story. ---- 183102834 ->>183102785 -Why does it feel contrived? I thought it worked well given Roman's obvious disgust with the mere thought of his dad getting shat on. ---- 183102836 ->>183099970 -Of everyone in the conspiracy, Hugo's daughter is the most liable, since she's the one who sold the stock. ---- 183102850 ->>183102785 -A bit you're right, but i guess that scene in the bathroom, where to me it looks like he was really trying to figure out if his name was crossed over or underlined. He went back to the moment Logan told him, it couldn't be him because he's not a Killer. So he's probably gonna try to out Logan logan, and fuck everything up ---- 183102873 ->>183102834 -Wasn't there any way Ken could have convinced Roman that it was the right move? Maybe appeal to Roman's desire to have Logan's respect with the "it's what dad would have done, it's what he would expect us to do" argument. ---- 183102892 ->>183099970 -I mean how would that play? -Hey guys look, Kendall didn't fire me on the spot when he should have? ---- 183102920 ->>183098260 (OP) -Wasn't Marcia supposed to have two votes now that Logan passed? ---- 183102935 ->>183102873 -I did wonder that. I could see it either way. I think it plays well with Ken's general manic behavioral during stressful periods. ---- 183102949 ->>183102729 -Has a dick like a great sequoia and fucks like a bullet train ---- 183102954 ->>183102873 -Yeah but I guess the point was to show that Kendall has no interest in actually working as a co-CEO and will continue to do things without running them by his siblings ---- 183102999 -"Equal as fuck -- to the gram," says Kendall the former addict. ---- 183103042 ->no webm of Shiv's ass flying in the air as she tumbles down the stairs - -Sad. ---- 183103086 ->>183103042 -That would be a great webm because, if you looked closely, you'd see Sandy smile after Shiv falls ---- 183103144 ->>183103086 -They were friends. Knew each other for years. ---- 183103162 -Kinda blanked out towards the end - - -What is Shiv's position as of now? The brothers told her she couldn't be ceo but could stay on the board? ---- 183103205 ->>183103162 -I doubt any mechanism exists to outright remove Shiv from the board. She just doesn't have a job at the company. ---- 183103207 -Logan's "pencil" markings are surprisingly dark. ---- 183103220 ->>183103042 -M'lard ->>183103162 -She has no official position for optics reasons but was given a guarantee that she'd have the same level of input regarding the business going forward. ---- 183103261 ->>183103220 ---- 183103302 ->>183098379 -Based cunny enjoyer. ---- 183103310 ->>183103220 -You know disaster is about to strike because most of the time Shiv is walking away from the camera. ---- 183103351 -Marcia has one or two children from a previous marriage, right? Those kids are probably gonna do well... ---- 183103380 ->>183103351 -One of them is head of Waystar Asia or some shit. ---- 183103381 ->>183098974 -Nobody gives a shit except some redditors and literally-who twitter accounts. ---- 183103455 ->>183098260 (OP) -I think by the time the show ends, the best way to watch it will be to go straight from Logan's stroke to tonight's episode while skipping all the shit that came in between. ---- 183103481 ->>183098379 -LONG LIVE THE KING - AND THE OTHER KING ---- 183103656 ->The cut to Kendall’s name being half-underlined/half-crossed out ---- 183103662 -Does it even matter who becomes CEO if they’re selling the company? They even said in this ep it’s just interim. ---- 183103687 ->>183101535 -He's 4chan sweede. ---- 183103718 ->>183103220 -what was the point of this moment? a scare because she's pregnant? showing how much tom cares? - -it made me kind of sad because of the little yelp that she let out ---- 183103724 -This was by far the best episode the show has ever had. You have to go back to season one to find episodes that even come close. Connor's Wedding was a fucking meme compared to this. - -Also stewy bros once again we were the best character in the episode. ---- 183103737 ->>183101164 -Frank’s loyalties are confusing and inconsistent, unless I’m missing something. Logan fucks him over in the pilot and he seems to be close with Kendall. Sides with Kendall in the vote of no confidence, gets fired, again comes back somehow. Since then he just seems like a background character indistinguishable from Karl. It feels like the writers had plans for his character initially but he became less important as the show developed ---- 183103752 ->>183100213 -Brian Cox said he shows up again in flashbacks, but maybe he was lying or is just old and confused ---- 183103761 ->>183098809 -I think shiv on the call with Mattsons guy was unironically a lower low for her than the dinner during the meeting with the pierce family. Literally feels like her IQ is dropping by the second every time she's onscreen, she's so fucking dumb. ---- 183103786 ->>183103718 -Probably to indicate just how frustrated and rattled she is. She's picking fights with everyone she passes for any reason then falls like a retard on a little step. ---- 183103792 ->>183098851 -The little princess theyre talking about in that scene is Gerri. They're saying "don't want the little princess to have it" because they don't want Gerri to be made interim CEO. ---- 183103819 ->>183103737 -I tend to see Karl, Frank, and Gerri as Roy's "business kids". In that vein, I think Frank is in the unique position of being very close to Logan, but also being like a father figure to Ken. Still, at the end of the day, he has to make decisions based on his own personal interests which might make him tend to flip flop a bit more. ---- 183103822 ->>183098883 -She's a stupid cunt that's finally getting what she deserves, which is more than you can say for 90% of the people on this show now that Logan isn't around to assfuck and traumatize them anymore. This was good. Stop acting like it wasn't ---- 183103864 ->>183103662 -I guess the siblings hope to use their position as interim CEO to stop the deal or change it in a way that preserves their power over the company. ---- 183103886 ->>183099079 -They're legitimizing Ken by retconning Logan's last few business deals as decisions that Ken made. He's taking credit and shitting on Logan as a loon in the process. Idk if it's gonna play because Logan was talking to people all the time and I imagine some of them will pipe up and start saying "this is bullshit Logan was sharp as a thousand times folded true nippon katana" and cast Kendall in a negative light. ---- 183103892 ->>183103864 -What was the original plan for the deal? They sell Waystar, cash out, Roman runs ATN and the rest do nothing? ---- 183103900 ->>183099227 -You know it's going to come out mixed race and I'm not even a porn poster. It's fucking shiv we're talking about here. ---- 183103908 -Does Karl, Frank and Gerry even go home or have homes? It seems they just enter a suspension chamber and are readily avaliable on call at all times. It's a demanding position ---- 183103909 ->>183099242 -I'm guessing Sarah Snook's pregnancy was too noticeable by the time they filmed the last few episodes and they wanted a plot reason for it. diff --git a/tv/183098416.txt b/tv/183098416.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e41bdb09709599fe929bf4f0e8c6f7ac7c93e9cd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183098416.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,299 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183098416 -Make them hot. -That's it. That's literally all you have to do. ---- 183098435 -What if they'd cast her as Wonder Woman? ---- 183098438 ->write male character ->make them female instead -That's it ---- 183098451 -I think the main thing is to make her not complain about men. When they do the "i can be better than MEN" it just screams inferiority complex. ---- 183098469 ->>183098435 ->What if they'd cast her as Wonder Woman? -I'd stretch so I could suck my own dick ---- 183098487 -Give an example OP. Surely you aren’t referring to the man face you posted ---- 183098492 ->>183098451 -This. Just have them act like a normal fucking human being than trying to be better. You already are better, you have super powers. Stop fucking whining. ---- 183098509 ->>183098435 -Big costume ---- 183098529 ->>183098416 (OP) ->>183098509 -jeezis FUCK ---- 183098542 ->>183098451 ->>183098492 -this, Prey did it right. She wanted to hunt like the men in her tribe and be their equal, not be better. Even the Drinker approved. ---- 183098545 ->>183098509 -See through dress to a kid's movie premier... ---- 183098598 ->>183098497 -Is there really no animators at DC that can do weight correctly. ---- 183098607 ->>183098542 -Also, she was hot. Always important part. ---- 183098829 ->>183098416 (OP) -Actually it's even simpler than that when it comes to capeshit. It's literally "big tits." -When you look at the original superman cartoons you're looking at a cartoonishly exaggerated man. The shoulder-hip ratio, the huge biceps, the huge protuding jaw, these are male sexual characteristics dialed up to 11. - -When you make female superheros the same rule applies only now you're amping up female characteristic. Shoulder-hip ratio is replaced by hip-waist ratio, strong jaw is replaced by long hair, and big biceps is replaced by big boobs. Comics are an exaggeration of reality, the stronger they are supposed to be, the more exaggerated they need to be. - -That said I don't think red female shazam was particularly good because I literally can't even picture the girl form when she's not in shazam mode. I don't recall what she looks like. ---- 183098891 ->>183098438 -No that never works. -If there's no difference between genders then there's no need to genderbend, the very fact of the genderbend to begin with means there is a fundamental difference between men and women that needs to be addressed for the character to make sense. - -Man with boobs are always shit. ---- 183098894 ->movie or tv marketed to women that shits all over men ->it bombs ->wHy DiDn'T MeN WaTcH It?!?! ---- 183098932 ->>183098891 -Ripley was literally written as a man ---- 183099003 ->>183098932 -The role is gender neutral, it's entirely irrelevant in the first film. There are roles in the first that do include gender roles but not Ripley's. ---- 183099011 ->>183098932 -I don't believe you because the character makes no sense as a man. -In Alien she's the virgin in the horror film as explained by Cabin in the Woods. -In Aliens it's mother (Ripley) vs mother (alien queen). -Cameron generally writes pretty good female protags. ---- 183099071 ->>183099011 ->explained by Cabin in the Woods -Those tropes didnt exist when alien was made ---- 183099097 ->>183099011 ->Cameron generally writes pretty good female protags. -see: alita -she's stronk woman but respects males ---- 183099112 ->>183099011 -https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/alien_early.html ---- 183099113 ->>183099071 -Sure they did. That's what Cabin in the Woods was parodying. -The parody comes AFTER the establishment of the trope. - -The Man with Boobs in Aliens was Vasquez, who was kinda shit by today's standards. It was novel back then, but take a Vasquez clone and put it into a movie today and the audience is going to respond well to that. ---- 183099135 ->>183099112 -Well it's a good thing they changed that, because that would have sucked. ---- 183099153 ->>183099112 -Seems like you're ignoring the last sentence. ---- 183099160 ->>183099097 -Terminator 2 is also mother vs mother. -Avatar has Neytiri who is acting as the champion of mother nature. -The dude actually gets women, they're not men. ---- 183099165 ->>183099003 ->Scott explained how Ripley was originally written as a man. Discussing the gender flip, Scott said, "I think the idea actually came from Alan Ladd Jr. I think it was Alan Ladd [then president of 20th Century Fox] who said, 'Why can’t Ripley be a woman?' And there was a long pause, that at that moment I never thought about it. I thought, why not, it's a fresh direction, the ways I thought about that. And away we went." -https://www.cbr.com/alien-ridley-scott-ripley-role-changed-male-female/ ---- 183099169 ->>183099011 -The only sex in Alien is xeno rape on Kane (and Lambert probably), and the phallic imagery with Ash trying to kill Ripley. So I don't know where the virgin thing is coming from, all the sexual references in the film are played for horror. But I haven't seen Cabin in the Woods. ---- 183099191 -Miyazaki writes good women. ---- 183099246 ->>183099169 -It's been too long since I've seen it but I believe Ripley rebuffs several come-ons. -Thus establishing her virgin purity. -Thus protecting her from the evil penis demon. ---- 183099273 ->>183098416 (OP) -ripley wasn't hot... ---- 183099294 ->>183099246 -I feel like this is someone trying to place an idea thought up of long afterward onto a film and looking to make it fit. ---- 183099308 ->>183099273 -Wrong, sir, wrong! ---- 183099321 ->>183099113 -Yes the trope existed when Cabin in the Woods was made you fucking retard. Ridley basically invented the trope along with later 80s horror movies. It didnt exist when alien was made ---- 183099322 ->>183099273 -How many cocks have you sucked today ---- 183099333 ->>183099273 -Clothed in virgin white. - ->>183099294 -You don't have to be aware of the convention to adhere to it. In fact most filmmakers usually don't. They're making the creative decision to adhere to it on a subconscious level. ---- 183099357 ->>183099011 ->Finally there is only one man left alive, alone on the ship with the creature, and only six hours till his air runs out; which leads to a climax of horrifying, explosive jeopardy, the outcome of which determines who will reach Earth alive -- man or alien. - -from the original synopsis ---- 183099359 ->>183099321 ->Ridley basically invented the trope along with later 80s horror movies. -So the trope was in the movie. Exactly as I said. ---- 183099366 ->>183099333 -Lambert's only sexual encounter was getting raped to death by the alien, what's that about then? ---- 183099386 ->>183099357 -Which was then changed and the character was rewritten as a woman. ---- 183099407 ->>183099366 ->Oh no, an evil penis demon! Everyone do the plot of the movie we're in. -How does that need to be explained? ---- 183099504 ->>183099386 -Because the character was originally written as a man, correct. You >>183099011 were wrong. ---- 183099607 ->>183099504 -Nothing I said there >>183099011 is incorrect. -But since we're going back to the original point I'm going to reiterate and expand upon this >>183098829 point. - -You're jumping across genres pretty fucking dramatically here. The genre changes the rules change. In capeshit what you're looking for is a super feminine female, a man with boobs is a villain. Mother Russia in Kick Ass 2 is a good example of this. ---- 183099643 ->>183099609 -That's the disney burkah. Shazam is warner. ---- 183099668 ->>183098416 (OP) -big tits ---- 183099911 ->>183098497 -What does this expression convey? ---- 183099946 ->>183098497 ->that scene right before ->her tits clear the smoke before the rest of her -Kino. ---- 183100081 ->>183098416 (OP) ->>183098435 ->>183098497 ->>183098509 ->>183098529 ->>183099668 - -Can we agree she is the hottest DC woman & hotter than any MCU woman aside from Atwell & Deborah Ann Woll? ---- 183100155 ->>183100081 -Her and Ratcatcher ---- 183100191 ->>183098416 (OP) -(((They))) are still bitching about Peach. ---- 183100214 ->>183100081 -Atwell is shit, and Wollfu hardly counts. ->>183100155 ->Small tits ->Anti-hero -The defense rests. ---- 183100288 ->>183100214 -She's pretty unambiguously heroic in her film ---- 183100543 ->>183100288 ->>183100081 -Less Bries and Gals, more like these ---- 183100671 ->>183100288 -The film to which you refer being The Suicide Squad in which a team of super villains is forced by another super villain to be heroic or have a bomb in their necks detonated? -AKA the anti-hero team? -The one with the murderous psychopathic and small titted Harley Quinn on it? ---- 183100714 ->>183100671 -I'm not talking about Harley Quinn though am I? ---- 183100749 ->>183100714 -No you're talking about the other small tiddied anti-hero. -Because heroes have big tits. ---- 183100766 -can't wait for the Mary Marvel spinoff movie ---- 183100781 -Doesn't Mary turn EVIL later? ---- 183100800 ->>183100766 -what a weird video -feels like i'm about to rape her soul ---- 183100836 ->>183100155 -2013 Antje Traue (Faora) was hotter than Ratcatcher. ---- 183100870 ->>183100671 ->super villain -Ratcatcher in the movie has done nothing other than steal money. ---- 183100911 ->>183100870 -Which is something big tiddied heroes don't do. ---- 183100950 ->>183100081 -why do wealthy hollywood women have so many zits and shit on their skin poking through makeup? -t. virgin ---- 183101002 ->>183100543 -Gal is fine. Agreed on no Brie though she is foul. ---- 183101069 ->>183100950 -Poor diet ---- 183101177 ->>183100950 -Their skin is constantly covered with makeup which ruins the skin. Its literally why they hit the wall so hard ---- 183101183 ->>183100288 -Why'd they dress her like a hobo when she looks like that? ---- 183101378 ->>183098416 (OP) -considering captain marvel is hot and it flopped that's not all they have to do... -they have to make them attractive AND likeable, or at least not bitchy ---- 183101416 ->>183101378 -And big tits. Which Captain Marvel does not have. ---- 183101444 ->>183101378 ->considering captain marvel is hot and it flopped ->Budget: $152 million ->Box Office: $1.131 billion -???? ---- 183101571 ->Shazam 2 -I watched this movie the other day, because the torrent's out, and the plot was just... I've been sitting around during lunch break with friends in school, just shooting the shit, coming up with plots that were more focused and coherent than this. - ->>183101378 -captain marvel is not hot, and that's clearly on purpose too. but it wasn't a flop and the film proves that none of that matters. all that matters is the marketing. it was a MCU tie-in so it was a must-watch for all the neckbearded soichuggers. -I don't think I've heard a single person in my life even talk about it, outside of chuds (who went to go see it anyway, for the exact mentioned reason that they "had" to) whining about it ---- 183101827 ->>183100766 -so if trans and women start ruling the society kek will they stop this pandering to males? ---- 183102229 ->>183098416 (OP) ->>183098497 ->>183098509 ->>183100081 ->>183100766 ->>183101994 -Tits too big ---- 183102468 ->>183102229 -I think we can go bigger. ---- 183102585 -Are they real? ---- 183102953 -I didn't know she was the chick in Fall ---- 183103073 ->>183098542 -Drinker is a fag and so are you. ---- 183103180 ->>183102229 -rancid pedo kys ---- 183103247 ->>183102229 -/lgbt/ that way. diff --git a/tv/183098572.txt b/tv/183098572.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 589c9707573c75466e9885d6e9065fd0fcd6e9ef..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183098572.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,177 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183098572 -Spider-Man 3 has aged remarkably well. Despite its reputation as "the bad one" in the trilogy it is far better than the majority of capeshit movies that have released since. ---- 183098873 -It's an amazing movie period. Never got the hate because of one scene that's supposed to be cringy and funny. ---- 183098923 ->>183098572 (OP) -It’s a rushed movie but has some great moments and wraps the trilogy up enough fine, the only dumb shit was Harry’s amnesia which was just a massive waste of time ---- 183098938 ->>183098572 (OP) -better than all spider-man movies that came after it ---- 183098997 ->>183098572 (OP) -No. No it is not… lol ---- 183099041 ->>183098572 (OP) -lol it most certainly did not age well -it was dogshit then and it's still dogshit today ---- 183099130 ->>183098997 ->>183099041 -lol fr fr deadass no cap lol ---- 183099297 -If you don't care about either villain, sure. ---- 183100139 ->>183098873 -It was supposed to make a peter a cringe jackass on purpose, yes. But people still didn't like how it was in there. ---- 183100913 -Beautiful movie with a great premise “I forgive you” back when cape shit had heart ---- 183100960 ->>183099297 -There's three villains. And Sandman is great. ---- 183101026 ->>183098572 (OP) -it's about forgiveness, the seduction of evil and ends in a church -it's not a mystery why it was labelled the "bad" one by hollywood ---- 183101143 ->>183098572 (OP) -It's still in the upper tier of capeshit, people only think it's "bad" because it's not as good as the first 2, which are fucking all-timers ---- 183101170 ->>183098873 ->>183098572 (OP) -those fight scenes are incredible. love the score, too. the CGI is a bit dated but it's fun seeing peter bully harry in his penthouse and then team up to fight venom and sandman in the final 2v2. kino movie, my personal favorite but i'll admit 1 is probably the "better" movie. -2 is the worst of the trilogy, never understood the love. so many plotholes. ---- 183101196 ->>183101143 -Yeah. It wasn't even that poorly received back then. It was just considered the weakest of the 3 ---- 183101207 ->>183100913 -Man, boomers are so fucking lucky they got this shit, while we get trash like the MCU (with the one good movie being Iron Man 1). -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIDqIZg3cnA [Embed] ---- 183101217 ->>183101170 -People outside of reddit don't actually give that much of a fuck about plotholes is the everything else connects ---- 183101259 ->>183101217 -eh SM2 has so much of peter whining about being spiderman when he accepted his role at the end of the frist film. it's just wasting time that could be spent with cool action scenes. that's why i like 3 better becaues there's like half a dozen great action sequences and funny bits of dialogue. ---- 183101286 ->>183101207 -The first Captain America and Iron Man 3 get too much shit. They're hated by MCU fans but only cause they're actually good and they're babies ---- 183101290 ->>183101207 -i'm 27, zoomer. Not a boomer. ---- 183101337 -The bad: -Peter kissing Gwen the same way he kissed MJ (although MJ's a bitch so she deserves it, how many times did she date around during 1/2?) -Harry's amnesia -Harry's butler not telling him before this point about his father killing himself (how did he even know this?) - -The good: everything else. Yes I like the jazz club/walking cool scene and Brock as Venom. ---- 183101371 ->>183101207 -I hate No Way Home for shitting on Raimi’s characters so much. ---- 183101397 ->>183101371 -I'm so annoyed by how they handled Norman Osbourne. Feels like a completely different character. It wasn't a literal split personality, regular Norman was a bit of a bastard. More of an Id vs Ego thing ---- 183101421 ->>183101371 -this, I hate the idea that villains can be "saved" it's so fucking stupid and the basis of a zoomer ideology that everyone can be "turned" good by jamming with a fucking needle?? - -soul incoming to rid my mouth of talking about MCU trash: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to29LvuColU [Embed] ---- 183101462 ->>183101421 -What's funny is that all of Raimi's villains were sympathetic. You can argue Doc Ock and Sandman were redeemed. They literally undid their characters so they could do a much more cheap redemption ---- 183101494 ->>183098572 (OP) ->spider man now is LE BLACK ->movie literally is bad -Why black people ruin everything? ---- 183101563 ->>183101397 -Norman is not a bastard. None of Spidey's villains are that bad. ---- 183101698 ->>183101563 -I said a bit. NWH made him this frail scared little man that was a victim to the goblin. The Raimi flick had Goblin as the devil on his shoulder. Norman had his own agency, he wasn't a DID case ---- 183101831 -name a better capeshit fight scene ->that part where harry unintentionally activates his glider -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPn5WDCyr2o [Embed] ---- 183101866 -Why no one ever talks about the official 2017 cut released on bluray? Fixes a good bunch of the usual complains. Its called Editor cut. -Also its bad only compared to the first 2. Not really bad. Same with Godfather 3. ---- 183102368 ->>183098572 (OP) -all of the pre-mcu movies are better than the mcu shit ---- 183102695 ->>183101371 -Agreed. The worst part are the so called Spider-Man fans who soiface over this garbage tier flick. ---- 183102930 -saw it for the first time about a month ago and it was hilariously cheesy. Yeah, it probably wasn't intended to be that way and if you wanted a serious film it would've have sucked, but it's still quiet enjoyable and i paid more attention and enjoyed it far more then most recent marvel films. Some editing could have fixed most the problems and the most annoying thing were some of the camera angles with action scenes had that weird and dated distinctly early/mid 2000s style (not sure how to describe it but the second you see it, you can instantly tell) ---- 183102948 ->>183102930 -It's Sam Raimi. The cheese was intentional ---- 183103009 ->>183098572 (OP) -Too many villains. It only worked in no way home because the premise was about a villain and hero team up. ---- 183103015 ->>183101207 -Yeah and most people liked spider man 3 it was mostly the critics that smeared it ---- 183103049 ->>183103015 -Even critics didn't go that hard on it. Saying it was like 3/5 ---- 183103139 ->>183098572 (OP) -The only truly great live-action Spider-Man. The others range from alright to completely forgettable, usually in a downward trend. ---- 183103143 ->>183101286 -The first Captain America perfectly captures the feel it's going for; at times it has a sort of pulpy/seriel feel to it like the rocketeer. Its patriotic kino and does a great job of having the sci fi laser bullshit without going over board and being too unbelievable. -Captain America 2 is probably the best marvel film, looks fairly good, tonely consistent and doesn't go full retard with quips, actually choreographed fights, relatively unique thriller/conspiracy vibe for a comic book film and good theme ->>183101371 ->>183101462 -One thing people don't talk about is how much more natural/genuine raimis interactions are. The relationships peter have feel real and all of the characters feel like actual people. MCU characters generally feel simply like characters, the relationships seem more like a plot device ---- 183103227 ->>183103143 -Was Guardians of the Galaxy the downfall of MCU? And Captain Marvel bringing the M SHE U the kicker to kill it off? ---- 183103258 ->>183101170 ->2 is the worst of the trilogy, never understood the love. so many plotholes. -Oh thank god I'm not alone. I hated 2 because none of the characters act like rational human beings. It's an idiot plot. Peter rejects Mary Jane but then goes after her again. Mary Jane nearly marries a guy she clearly doesn't love. Otto tries doing the same experiment expecting different results and without any real reason to. It's all nonsense. -Oh and if we extend to the first film Green Goblin lacks any sort of coherent motivation besides killing the board of directors, which he does relatively early on. -3 has villains whose actions make perfect sense. Sandman is just a good guy in a bad situation. Eddie is Peter without morals out for revenge. Harry is also out for revenge. And the best part is that Venom is directly the fault of Peter's arrogance in the black suit. It's karmic. ---- 183103270 ->>183102948 -The level of cheese was a lot more then s1 and S2 and seemed more unintentional at times, but i get that's his thing ---- 183103273 ->>183101698 ->NWH made him this frail scared little man that was a victim to the goblin. -I'm pretty sure that was all an act for sympathy. ---- 183103337 ->>183102930 ->Some editing could have fixed most the problems -Have you heard of the Editor's Cut? ---- 183103368 ->>183103227 -The problem with the guardians is it was too successful, by all rights a joke film about a b or c level team of freaks with a literal tree as a central character should have been a cult film at best but instead it was a massive success. I think they then tried to force everything to have that weirdness, even though it worked partially because GOTG was clearly its own separate thing and wasn't trying to be serious as opposed to Thor 4 where Thor is supposed to be at least a semi serious character. Even the Joss whedon quips weren't as bad because you at least didn't have people like Bruce banner, Thor, or captain America, it was iron man and black widow primarily making the snarky comments -I honestly didn't hate captain marvel, it wasnt great (or really even good)but Samuel Jackson at least was entertaining and i kinda liked the 90s music since i was getting into that at the time. Better then Black panther at least ---- 183103513 ->>183098572 (OP) ->Sandman is the REAL killer ->Alien goo magically lands next to Peter ->Butler tells Harry the truth ->no full on sex scene of Peter plowing Gwen while MJ has to watch -its bad. ---- 183103548 ->>183101207 ->I'm not asking you to forgive me. I just want you to understand. -I wish Raimi still made kino like this. ---- 183103688 ->>183099130 -stfu zoomers are the ones that appreciate sm3. the only people that hate it are the faggot ass 90’s comics kids who are mad it wasn’t like my heckin weckin todd mcfarlaino venom. ---- 183103811 ->spiderman 1 has sad, grim ending ->2 has happy ending ->3 has bittersweet melancholic ending ---- 183103840 -Peter fistfighting Harry is a well-choreographed sequence. diff --git a/tv/183098633.txt b/tv/183098633.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8eedaeae559497f544104ad80a1db8dc57940e96..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183098633.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,195 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183098633 -I just want a LotR thread ---- 183098680 -And we'll just sage it to oblivion -> hopefully ---- 183098688 -question that has never been asked, why didn't the eagles just fly the ring in? -there were literally no air defenses, and the nazghul didn't get the aerial upgrade mounts until their horses drowned so the iggles had 100 years to do it ---- 183098709 ->>183098688 -the eagles didn't feel like it ---- 183098769 ->>183098709 -This is actually the answer -They were selfish and didn't answer to Gandalf, they just did him a couple favors ---- 183098910 -my wife ---- 183099027 -question that has never been asked, why was the elf black? ---- 183099063 ->>183098688 -The eagles would try to take the ring. ---- 183099091 ->>183099027 -Not canon ---- 183099117 ->mmmm yummy fantasyslop -Grow the fuck up ---- 183099161 ->>183099117 -"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence." - C.S. Lewis ---- 183099216 -Where did they get tomahtoes from? Did they import them from Elf-land? Were there tariffs? ---- 183099224 -I want to rewatch all the movies... -What is better? Hobbit first than lotr or later? ---- 183099274 ->>183099224 -Skip hobbit entirely ---- 183099346 ->>183099224 -Fellowship up until Frodo meets Bilbo in Rivendell, then pause Fellowship and watch the Hobbit as a flashback ---- 183099493 ->>183099346 -i wanna watch the no fili-elf romance/cgi goblin-side-quest cut please. I bet i could cut it down to 2 movies maybe even one. ---- 183099543 -Why didn't they just bring some lava from Mount Doom and destroy the ring in safety? ---- 183099560 ->>183099063 -put it on a string and tie it to their talon ---- 183099612 -WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE AUDITS CAME? ---- 183099656 ->>183099543 -kevin dropped the pot of lava chili after he worked on it all night ---- 183099704 -Kinos with major plotholes? ---- 183099713 ->>183098910 -ewwwww ---- 183099754 ->>183099704 ->steel ---- 183099772 ->>183099704 -First of all, the ring is made of gold which has a forging temperature of 650 F -Second, Sauron forged the ring using magic, so normal rules don't apply. -Third, the normal rules might not matter anyway, since the Tolkien-verse likely abides by different laws of physics. ---- 183099893 ->>183099754 ->>183099772 -What would happen if a hobbit used it as a cock ring? ---- 183099915 ->>183098688 ->question that has never been asked, why didn't the eagles just fly the ring in? -(You) ---- 183100000 ->>183099704 ->2150-2375 ->2200 -What's your plot hole, exactly? ---- 183100064 ->>183100000 -I apologize for the wasted Quints ---- 183100223 ->>183100064 -No digits are wasted when they are in a LOTR thread ---- 183100284 ->>183098688 -Couldn't be arsed ---- 183100316 ->>183100000 -Just toss the ring in a forge. ---- 183100345 -why didn't they just say fuck it and wait for Eru to interfere since he is obviously biased? ---- 183100377 ->>183100316 -Anon, the entire point of the films is that the ring is magically indestructible and can only be destroyed in the same forge it was created in ---- 183100386 ->>183099893 -you tell us ---- 183100433 ->>183100377 -can you not scrape off some of mount dooms volcanic material which could probably be collected way easier than going into the source, heat it up in a forge and the cast the ring in it? ---- 183100479 -AMC bros - -we won.... ---- 183100490 ->>183100433 -That wouldn't be any easier since you'd still have to get there in the first place, then get back out ---- 183100493 ->>183100386 -Well, it seems to put you in a ghost world, so I imagine they could have sex with ghosts. ---- 183100524 ->>183100479 -I saw at a Cinemark on Thursday. -I legit got chills like 20 different times throughout the movie ---- 183100545 ->>183100064 -don't feel so bad, we all make mistakes -*smooch* ---- 183101010 ->>183100223 ->>183100545 -Thanks frens ---- 183101486 ->>183098688 -The eagles are sentient beings in Middle Earth and don't take orders from anyone. ---- 183101537 -I was watching the marathon on tv today and realized how lucky we are to have these movies. Just before soulless, woke Hollywood poisoned film making for good. ---- 183101561 ->>183098688 -Sauron would shoot them down with laserbeams ---- 183102714 ->>183100000 ---- 183102749 ->>183098633 (OP) ---- 183102848 -Seriously, what did they eat? ---- 183102866 ->>183102848 -Plump helmets ---- 183102912 ->>183098633 (OP) -Tolkien's timeline is busted. I can see the Second Age lasting 3500 or so years but the Third Age lasting 3000 years makes no sense. Third Age should've been smushed to something like 1500 years max. ---- 183102955 ->>183100000 ---- 183103003 ->>183102912 -for all we know 1 year in tolkienverse could be a couple months or less compared to earth's revolutions ---- 183103048 ->>183103003 -It's not. Middle Earth is Earth. The calendar years are stated in the appendix to be the same as ours. ---- 183103428 -Why was this scene kino when modern girl power scenes are cringe? ---- 183103452 ->>183103428 -I hate how she kills this dude, next you see her she's running from the orc commander, Aragorn and Gimli kill the orc commander and save the day, then somehow Eomir finds her passed out? ---- 183103471 ->>183103452 -She was crippled by that point and had stabbed the (also crippled) Witch King through pure adrenaline ---- 183103680 ->>183099117 -Yeah I stick with science fiction instead ---- 183103700 ->>183103428 -that scene was horrible. i hate girlboss shit when she looks weak as fuck. such terrible casting. ---- 183103702 ->>183103452 -One arm is completely shattered by the witch king and the other is in agony from stabbing him, she's useless at that point ---- 183103725 ->>183098633 (OP) -How does hobbit bussy feel like? ---- 183103750 ->>183103700 -It was great casting and her physical strength didn't matter because she stabbed him in the face ---- 183103771 ->>183103725 -tight and shallow. ---- 183103826 ->>183103725 -The consistency of garden soil ---- 183103829 ->>183103428 ---- 183103846 ->>183103428 -1. She avenged her father -2. She couldn't do it alone -3. This is a unique event ---- 183103889 -Legolas and Frodo don't say a word to eachother throughout the entire trilogy ---- 183103901 ->>183103889 -Based diff --git a/tv/183098653.txt b/tv/183098653.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3d7472aff97faafcedcdf2e86011765f9f09f68c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183098653.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,120 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183098653 ->killed like 20 people -Why was he considered worse than Hitler? He's literally just a serial killer. ---- 183098697 -What was his motivation? I dont get why harry had to 1v1 him when all the wizards could have linked up and taken him out easy ---- 183098705 ->has no nose -this movie really made me think. what if we’re the weird ones for having noses? ---- 183098723 ->>183098653 (OP) -20 people is like 40 percent if the wizard population ---- 183098744 ->>183098705 ->has no nose -???? ---- 183098759 ->>183098705 -i thought it was because 'arry interrupted the regeneration potion deal with the rat man ---- 183098946 ->>183098653 (OP) -His inner circle was almost 20 people on their own so I seriously doubt he's only responsible for 20 deaths. He had a body count before he even graduated Hogwarts. ---- 183098973 ->>183098653 (OP) -if not for Harry, he would have killed the lot of them ---- 183099008 ->>183098653 (OP) -I think it's inferred that all of the inferi in his horcrux cave were killed by him as well. But the body count isn't what made him formidable, it was his power level. It would be like if Hitler was really good at karate and no one could stop him. ---- 183099012 ->>183098973 -and what a tragedy that would have been... ---- 183099120 ->>183098653 (OP) -They should make the reboot a tad more dark. Those early concept art photos of voldemort make him look like he's out of a horror movie. They really toned his final design down for the films. Seeing is how the hbo show will mostly attract an adult audience they really should take a more mature approach to make it different than the films ---- 183099163 ->>183098723 -this isn't really ever explained -everyone in the books is ultraelite, either wealthy or hold high government positions. the school itself is for the ultraelite. -where are the normie wizards ---- 183099239 ->>183099163 -i thought the weasleys were supposed to be the school peons, and even they had a lot of sway in govt kek - -i guess if you're really that down on your luck you can do little sleight of hand things to stay on your feet ---- 183099411 ->thousands of years of wizardry ->there's like 20 spells total -rowling is creatively bankrupt and her only method of storytelling was to steal things from history/other stories, rather than inventing anything novel ---- 183099718 ->>183098653 (OP) -Yeah and the janitor brags about torturing kids and they get death penalty if they accidentally go to the 3rd floor with those stupid moving stair ---- 183099776 ->>183099163 ->normie wizards -There's literally no rule or law to prevent a wizard from conjuring mogul money. They just don't because if you have magic, why bother with life? ---- 183099833 ->>183099776 -This. If I had magic, I would just conjure a house and whatever I needed. I would just be a magical hermit. No need to deal with normies. Being born with magic makes you eliteelite+ ---- 183100370 ->>183099833 ->>183099776 -the weasleys were considered poor despite having a house large enough to house 5 kids, tons of land, and no lack of anything in their lives ---- 183100466 ->>183100370 -weasley was head of an entire government division called misuse of muggle artifacts -it didn't pay worth a fuck but he was still important ---- 183100496 ->>183098653 (OP) -He’s extremely powerful? That’s literally it. He can fuck up anyone all at once except maybe Dumbledore. ---- 183100525 ->>183099163 -imagine how kino a tv mini-series would be about a hobo wizard and the shenanigans in the diagon alley ---- 183100620 ->>183100370 ->want for nothing ->still want more -Are you a nigger? ---- 183100658 ->avra ked-ACK ---- 183100659 ->>183100525 ->hobo wizard ->shenanigans -They'd either send him back to Hogwarts for remedial studies or to Azkaban ---- 183100735 ->>183098653 (OP) -And? People are more creeped out by Jeff Dahmer that say Chairman Mao. People are dumb. ---- 183100764 ->>183100658 -Bulletus Stopp-AAACK! ---- 183100848 ->>183100764 -I never understood why the muggleborns wouldn't just completely destroy the wizards. Especially given that they interface on upper levels with the muggle government. An apparating wizard with a sniper rifle would be way more devastating than a wizard with a wand, since their targets would be killed before even knowing they were there. - -Not to mention all the stuff you could do that wizards have no concept of (bio and chemical warfare) and would be defenseless against ---- 183101113 ->>183100848 -Children's story written by a woman on welfare with a deadline ---- 183101794 ->>183099163 -they’re all at dagunelly ---- 183102026 ->Grindelwald wanted to prevent the Holocaust and he's the villain -Jesus Raimi ---- 183102074 ->>183098723 -its a snake nose ---- 183102129 ->>183099120 ->They should make the reboot a tad more dark. -The only way they know to make something is dark is to literally darken the color grading. ---- 183102172 ->>183099163 -Everywhere - -Did you know Ugandan wizards are much more skilled than the wizards at Hoggywarts? They can cast spells at 100% proficiency without a wand ---- 183103586 ->>183099120 ->take a more mature approach to make it different than the films -The films already went mature, albeit in a superficial way. I'd say do the opposite and give us the bright and happy Columbus sequels we never got. diff --git a/tv/183098833.txt b/tv/183098833.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 474b8e13a1570c63ebaaa8afcada1f251b3618ec..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183098833.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183098833 ->Alan gave some details about bits of the V For Vendetta shooting script he'd seen. "It was imbecilic; it had plot holes you couldn't have got away with in Whizzer And Chips in the nineteen sixties. Plot holes no one had noticed." What Moore found most laughable however were the details. "They don't know what British people have for breakfast, they couldn't be bothered. 'Eggy in a basket' apparently. Now the US have 'eggs in a basket,' whish is fried bread with a fried egg in a hole in the middle. I guess they thought we must eat that as well, and thought 'eggy in a basket' was a quaint and Olde Worlde version. And they decided that the British postal service is called Fedco. They'll have thought something like, 'well, what's a British version of FedEx... how about FedCo? A friend of mine had to point out to them that the Fed, in FedEx comes from 'Federal Express.' America is a federal republic, Britain is not." - -Did you ever taste the tragedy of eggy in a basket? I thought not. It’s not a dish the British would feed you. It’s an American concoction. ---- 183099570 -I put a lot of thought into this post. I was laughing to myself as I typed it. I thought, this is a great post, this is gonna get lots of laughs. I can't wait to see what people think of this post. And this is the result. I feel like crying. ---- 183099826 ->>183099570 -I think it's a fine post ---- 183100134 -why did you use a star wars meme images if you wanted to shitpost about v for vendetta? -you are sending me mixed vegetables ---- 183100305 ->>183099570 -sorry ---- 183100381 ->>183098833 (OP) -I like to make egg in a basket grilled cheese ---- 183100437 -v for vendetta is just about how badass and smart and a good guy v is -the rest is literally filler, everything is just badly written and acted ---- 183101595 ->>183100437 -The graphic novel is way better, as usual for Alan Moore adaptations. Watchmen, From Hell, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Killing Joke. None of these have a good film either. ---- 183101761 ->>183101595 -My favorite bit is Moore perma-boycotting DC for his treatment post Watchmen, going to Wildstorm and giving Jim Lee a whole new Alan Moore created universe, only for Jim to sell Wildstorm to DC, all Moore'e new characters along with it. (You'd think at his age and level of success he would've been able to negotiate ownership but anyway.) And then DC, just for shits and giggles, does the thing they absolutely swore they never would and start shitting out awful Watchmen sequels. ---- 183102515 ->>183099570 -I didn't laugh until now. But 4chan has deadened my soul and I can only laugh when somebody else experiences psychological pain. ---- 183102669 ->>183098833 (OP) ->caring what a british pedophile thinks ---- 183103285 ->>183098833 (OP) -The Americanisms were probably intentional given that Hollywood twisted the story into a thinly-veiled attack on Bush-era conservatism. ---- 183103347 ->>183099570 -posty in a basket ---- 183103667 ->>183102669 -But enough about Prince Andrew. diff --git a/tv/183099133.txt b/tv/183099133.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0a2305cd6f78d6d96d6d9693f4dd3f070ca8c914..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183099133.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183099133 -Why would Hermione know that Harry talks in his sleep? ---- 183099221 ->>183099133 (OP) -Because they had been camping out with each other in the wild for the past few months? ---- 183099256 ->>183099133 (OP) ->that time when Harry and Hermione danced in the tent and had more romantic chemistry in that one scene than Hermione and Ron had in all 8 movies ---- 183099265 ->>183099221 -Why would you know this Cringe information? ---- 183099306 ->>183099256 -Harry flirting with a black waitress for 30 seconds at the start of one of the later one had more chemistry than he had with Ginny the whole franchise ---- 183099568 ->>183099133 (OP) -Why would Ron? :) ---- 183099930 -he was talking with special words that pinched her bobs and poked her vagene ---- 183100062 ->>183099133 (OP) -god their outfits in these last four films were so fucking terrible. Give Ron a haircut. Why does Hermione look 35? Harry's too short, it's all fucked up, and the last film was horrible, full of dumb action sequences that weren't fun to watch. ---- 183101082 ->>183099256 ->>183099133 (OP) -Harry was trying to seduce Hermione in that tent dance? it was always highly inappropriate ---- 183101401 ->>183099265 -Because he saw the movie, dipshit ---- 183101594 ->>183101082 -Harry and Hermione made way more sense than Hermione and Ron ---- 183102228 ->>183099133 (OP) -pineapple coconut icecream with Emma Watson. thats it. thats the tweet, ---- 183102640 ->>183099568 -Why did his brothers never say anything about seeing on the marauder's map how Ron went to bed with a certain Peter Pettigrew every night for three years? ---- 183102962 ->>183102640 -Ron's common room is at the top of a tower. a tower which is inhabit all the way down due to existing in 3d space. diff --git a/tv/183099379.txt b/tv/183099379.txt deleted file mode 100644 index aba4877bce7ea253f8b8370895e5e464138b7d3b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183099379.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,100 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183099379 -Has Sacha Baron Cohen ever in funny aside from his usual shock humor? ---- 183099462 -If hitler wants to buy ads I don't see what's wrong with that, it's his deutschemarks ---- 183099515 ->>183099379 (OP) -Are hate crimes really surging? Who is committing them? Against who? Why are they surging? ---- 183099518 ->>183099379 (OP) ->mocking poor white people is funny ->but I draw the line at criticizing jewish billionaires that own the media corp that I work for ---- 183099531 ->>183099515 -stop asking questions you antisemite ---- 183099540 ->>183099379 (OP) -Da Ali G show was funny, but nothing after that was. ---- 183099546 ->Filipp Isayevich Goloshchyokin[a] (Russian: Филипп Иcaeвич Гoлoщёкин) (born Shaya Itsikovich) (Russian: Шaя Ицикoвич) (March 9 [O.S. February 26] 1876 – October 28, 1941) was a Bolshevik revolutionary, Soviet politician, and party functionary, principally remembered for his collectivization in the Kazakh Autonomous Socialist Soviet Republic which subsequently caused the Kazakh famine of 1932–1933, in which 1.5 million people died, of whom 1.3 million were ethnic Kazakhs. An estimated 38 to 42 percent of all Kazakhs died, the highest percentage of any ethnic group killed by the Soviet famine of 1932–1933. Other sources state that as many as 2.0 to 2.3 million died. ->Born 9 March [O.S. 26 February] 1876 in Nevel to a family of Jewish contractors ---- 183099547 -sorry the mosque video is hilarious -chud mad cuz chuds got btfo ---- 183099552 ->>183099379 (OP) -Are black on white violent crimes ever recorded as hate incidents? Non American here. ---- 183099564 ->make fun of poor people ->make fun of "foreign" people ->make fun of gay people -IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE'S JEWISH ---- 183099587 ->>183099546 -I agree with the sentiment but ->kazakhs ->white ---- 183099599 ->>183099552 -no, something about "punching up" ---- 183099619 ->>183099587 -It was a blatant polak joke, he just used the veneer of some obscure former soviet ethnic group ---- 183100338 -> here i am with the 911 -> aaaaanmd boom -> 911 2012 - -Ye he has his moments ---- 183100385 ->>183100272 -Back to /pol/ brownie ---- 183100578 ->>183099379 (OP) -Fortunately, his star has dimmed. His Borat shtick is tired and "problematic." Long live his days as an activist for those oppressed... Jews, of which he is one. So not only is he an activist with an unworthy cause, he is also an activist for himself. ---- 183100652 ->>183099515 ->Are hate crimes really surging? -if it's not, then the media is losing it's influence over people. ---- 183100655 ->>183099515 -whom ---- 183100755 ->>183099379 (OP) -He was never funny. 2000s shock humor was cringe but normies are oversocialized so they just follow what's in fashion even if they know it's degenerate. ---- 183101272 ->>183099546 -wow ---- 183101307 ->>183099546 ->NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN 5 GAJILLION LIL KAZAKS -never happened but it should have ---- 183101335 ->>183100272 -maybe the arabs shouldn't have lost all those wars ---- 183101363 ->>183099379 (OP) -None of his characters were funny. Two of them are incredibly racist against those poor minorities he pretends to care about, and one was very homophobic. ->>183099515 -It's like when they use gang related shootings when counting the amount of "mass shooting incidents" a year. ---- 183101374 ->>183099546 -the nazis were trannies, cope ---- 183101379 ->>183101272 -And I'll keep posting it ---- 183102020 ->>183101379 -Based ---- 183102184 ->>183099587 -Borat is a parody of the stereotypical Eastern European peasant. Kazakhs absolutely hate Sacha Baron Cohen for pinning it on them. ---- 183102573 ->>183099379 (OP) -He was hilarious in The Dictator -https://youtu.be/yWeMWD-Yagg [Embed] -Also Borat ---- 183103491 ->>183099379 (OP) ->Wherever I go, I must also subvert diff --git a/tv/183099839.txt b/tv/183099839.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 55319d76f2a000bf03c888d36c8d139a33d2914a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183099839.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,40 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183099839 -you can stop shilling nolan films ---- 183099863 -the shill campaign... failed? ---- 183099865 -this thread had me cracking up ---- 183100708 ->>183099865 ->OOOOOOOH RIGHT IN MY HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI ---- 183100892 -The fake commercials are pretty good. ---- 183101223 ->>183099839 (OP) ->construction of the bomb is complete ->Oppenheimer takes off his fedora, looks it up and down and grins ->"She's beautiful! Those damn white German chuds won't know what hit em" ->Truman and his VP are standing behind him ->Umm, sir? You did tell him we're using this to fry the nips, right? ->...It may have slipped my mind ->...Awkward... ---- 183101601 ->>183099839 (OP) -The meme isn't Baneposting levels but it will be funny at least for a few more weeks ---- 183102289 ->>183099865 -KEK ---- 183102327 ->>183099865 -lol'd at Shiva ---- 183102540 ->>183101601 -It was never funny. ---- 183102610 -The way this is being memed i thought it was coming out soon and got excited, doesnt come out til july ffs ---- 183102960 ->>183102610 -it was because of a trailer dropping showing Oppenheimer in disbelief at the dropping of the bombs... -I'm most looking forward to this movie because I genuinely need to know how this is going to play out, like in the plot of the movie, how on Earth are they gonna write Oppenheimer flabbergasted at the usage of his bombs? Seriously? What could they possibly write. -Was Oppenheimer tricked? Did he make his equations or whatever thinking he was making an automatic baby bottle warmer or something? Like, what will it be, I can't wait to find out, there's no way it;s not gonnabe hilarious diff --git a/tv/183099959.txt b/tv/183099959.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 640670688dbb175b234636f9acd1444fba92d994..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183099959.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,841 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183099959 -are there any Ryan Gosling "literally me" style films about women, maybe written by women? ---- 183099991 ->>183099959 (OP) -women have unironically created hell on earth for everyone ---- 183100012 ->that pic -jesus CHRIST giving them rights was a mistake ---- 183100027 -Women have it rough ---- 183100028 ->>183099959 (OP) -They are never happy ---- 183100033 ->>183099959 (OP) -You get what your fucking deserve! ---- 183100052 ->>183099959 (OP) -Maybe her friend is just fat ---- 183100065 ->>183100027 -I legitimately used to buy the Guardian and it was that 2015 piece that made me stop. ---- 183100108 ->>183099959 (OP) ->we want to break down traditional gender roles ->NO NOT LIKE THAT -get fucked idiots ---- 183100118 ->>183099959 (OP) ->woman facing consequences of her actions -oh nooooooo ---- 183100154 ->>183099959 (OP) -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---- 183100180 -How in the fuck did (((society))) convince an entire generation of women that endless wagecucking is in any way better than being a stay at home mother? ---- 183100208 ->>183100065 -How old are you? ---- 183100212 ->>183099959 (OP) ->Women come to the realization they aren't worth the trouble ---- 183100217 ->>183100208 -29 ---- 183100224 ->>183100180 -you get kicked out of 110 countries, you learn a few things ---- 183100226 ->>183099959 (OP) -The other guys' girlfriends told them to stay away from her if they wanted to keep their nuts. ---- 183100247 ->>183100180 -How did they convince men that? ---- 183100253 ->>183100224 ---- 183100260 ->>183099959 (OP) ->>183100012 ->>183100027 -sometimes when god feels cruel, he gives people exactly what they want ---- 183100265 ->>183099959 (OP) -They're doing the right thing not falling for the games and tricks. ---- 183100268 ->boring yappity woman ->why ---- 183100314 ->>183100247 -Be endlessly calling us toxic abusers for daring to deny a woman her ambitions. ---- 183100347 ->>183100065 -very good ---- 183100348 ->>183099959 (OP) -I don’t understand what the fuck is her problem? Men are not being creepy and just focusing on their work. Why is she complaining ? Isn’t this what she wants ---- 183100390 ->>183100314 -No. How did they convince men that men should be wagecucks instead of staying at home taking care of families? ---- 183100402 ->>183099991 -This but unironically. ---- 183100412 ->>183099959 (OP) -Do you think they have any idea that’s how the vast majority of men experience life? ---- 183100446 ->>183100390 -Men have always acted as providers. Wagecucking was just a natural evolution. Convincing women to do it is a stroke of absolute genius. ---- 183100467 ->>183100412 -They don’t that’s the irony ---- 183100469 ->>183100446 -wagecucking is a corruption of providing. ---- 183100482 ->>183100390 -Men have no inherent value. They need to be providers in order to attain a woman. Making money is how they're able to provide in the modern world. ---- 183100485 ->>183100390 -The neolithic revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race ---- 183100568 -stop being a creep ---- 183100570 ->>183099991 -no, that would be jews ---- 183100585 ->>183100568 ->women are narcissistic ---- 183100593 ->>183099959 (OP) -I’m a woman and I find Taxi Driver relatable but I also want to fuck Travis ---- 183100596 ->>183100568 -this is why i go to the gym at 5am ---- 183100609 ->>183100570 -This. Women are the world’s greatest useful idiots. ---- 183100613 ->>183100027 -She got married and her husband made her cook and clean. Happy ending after all ---- 183100635 ->>183100568 -> Please join my onlyfans ---- 183100642 ->>183099959 (OP) ->>183100568 -What is a "creep", exactly? A heterosexual man who is not attractive enough for them? ---- 183100651 ->>183100568 ->Finally, that creepy guy left. Now I can show off my body to thousands of strangers on the internet. -I hate women so much it's unbelievable. ---- 183100677 ->>183099959 (OP) -Roughly you have a one in ten chance that if you get close to a woman or try to hit on her, it will blow in your face. Not a sacrifice most men are willing to take in a working environment. No man wants to be suddenly get told of in a bitchy manner and then have the actual creeps at your work place get aggressive and pushy, because you insulted the honor of some woman, neither do they want a talk with the boss. ---- 183100680 ->>183100651 -Winrar ---- 183100700 ->>183100642 -Worse it's a heterosexual man that doesn't kneel before her ---- 183100702 ->>183100180 -Oh they would love that, but -A) not with an insecure 4chan type like you, who makescher do it to control her -B) you've seen how expensive things are lately, one wage is not enough. Especially if you got kids ---- 183100711 ->>183100568 -Obese ---- 183100732 ->>183100568 -If I was at the that gym I'd scream at her for calling me a nigger even though I'm "white" (Italian), and post it on TikTok to ruin her life ---- 183100744 ->>183100702 ->let women enter workforce ->suddenly one salary isn’t enough for a family -Funny how that works ---- 183100747 ->>183100642 -No it's a heterosexual man who isn't attractive enough for them but also has no social awareness at how his oggling them isn't discreet in the slightest. -You can continue to make the girls who won't fuck you the "enemy" or you can spend ten minutes reflecting on if you are being creepy and improve as a human. ---- 183100774 ->>183100747 -I will leak your OF pics so we all can creep for free. ---- 183100776 ->>183100568 -I'm at a point where I'm glad that I work out at a rec center so "culturally enriched" that women don't dare visit it. -One guy who spotted for me now has a life sentence for stabbing and killing a convenience store clerk. ---- 183100810 ->>183100732 -unfathomably based ---- 183100847 ->>183100702 -You’re so close yet so far away ---- 183100933 ->>183100180 -It happened at the end of the weimar republic too, all it took was Hitler banning women from working full time jobs and forcing women into marriage to fix things up. ---- 183100941 ->>183100651 -KEK ---- 183100956 ->>183100744 ->Men are paid more than women ->women complain about wage gap and now salary is low for everyone - -Funny how that works ---- 183100968 ->>183100651 -all this does is prove they are fine with the attention they are apparently disgusted at, so long as they can get things out of it. ---- 183100984 ->>183099959 (OP) ->get close to a woman at work: fired and slapped with a lawsuit for sexual harassment ->keep your distance from a woman at work: fired and slapped with a lawsuit for creating a hostile work environment ---- 183100994 ->>183100774 -Please don't do that, I don't want to see tranny porn today ---- 183101024 ->>183100568 ->i don't want that ONE stranger to look at me ->i want thousands of strangers to look at me ---- 183101087 ->>183099959 (OP) -Fucking kek. There is this one chick who out of nowhere stopped greeting me good mornings or answering my own good mornings. I think she is attracted to me but she is married so that is her way of keeping distance. Humans were never meant to stay long hours in gender-mixed places without sexual activity involved in the end. Think about hunter gatherers. Men would hunt, woman would gather and raise children, and at the end of the day everyone came together to eat meat and fuck. -Now you just have to pretend you aren't attracted to the opposite sex for 8 hours a day, OR worse, condition yourself to not be attracted to the opposite sex. ---- 183101094 ->Metoo movement causes men to avoid women entirely ->Women complain hard about this ---- 183101121 ->>183100568 -Everytime I see what social media does to women I look for my cat to hold. - -I think the world needs to collectively apologize for comparing the animal to women. They are far more loyal and noble. -Never has a cat left me for a better opportunity as soon as I finish paying for its schooling. ---- 183101147 ->>183101094 -Because it isn't about MEN harrassing women. Its about men they aren't attracted too having any encounter with them. If you aren't 6' you basically aren't even allowed to complement a woman nowadays. ---- 183101166 ->>183099959 (OP) ->Ladybird ->Frances, Ha -Basically greta getwig. Which is why Barbie is going to be kino ---- 183101192 ->>183100390 -because you gotta be one to get these whores, retard. Either that or end up in jail by the age of 19 or dead at 21 ---- 183101210 ->>183100568 -Was she holding in that fart because of the creep? I didn't know roasties were that considerate ---- 183101231 ->>183100180 -It took a whole World War to do it, two of them in fact. Send the men off to battle, force the women into factories, then sell them on the idea of staying there. Then get all the men shellshocked and addicted to opium so they wouldn't be able to resist it when they came back. ---- 183101261 ->>183101147 ->If you aren't 6' you basically aren't even allowed to complement a woman nowadays. - -Why would you want to compliment a women? To brighten up her day? To make her feel good? Fuck that, she's not entitled to shit. ---- 183101314 ->>183100677 -Its more than the sexual aspect though. Women are always incompetent in their jobs and need someone to fill in and do work for them or someone to blame to when they can't get a simp to do it for them. Interaction with women in a corporate environment is career suicide and is only done when absolutely necessary ---- 183101332 ->>183101087 -god you sound like an insufferable faggot, typical psuedo-anthropologist 4chancel that doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about ---- 183101377 ->>183101332 -cope ---- 183101380 ->>183101332 -Absolutely seething trancel ---- 183101395 ->>183101380 -bro at this point "transbian" literally auto-corrects to "Incel" in my brain ---- 183101403 ->>183100642 ->muh creep because ugly!! -It's a little more nuanced than that. - -The amount of autism a woman will put up with is proportional to his looks. Same principle by which the "crazy-hot" scale operates: a crazy woman who's hot is hot, a similarly crazy woman who is also ugly is to be avoided at all costs ---- 183101407 ->>183101377 ->>183101380 ->yeah bro like hunter gatherers and meat or something -You don't talk to people irl ---- 183101436 ->>183101395 -Always was ---- 183101469 ->>183100568 ->walking around in my gym ->women stretching their butts at me at their own fruition -huh...just don't be a creep, bro ---- 183101474 ->>183101332 -Holy seethe. EVERYONE greets me in the office, including ladies, except that one shy chick. ->>183101407 -That anon isn't me schizo, and I do talk to people IRL even about hunter gatherers. Unlike you I have actual friends I share the same interests with. Meanwhile your "friends" are in your tranny Discord group. ---- 183101482 ->>183100956 -Wage gap is a myth. Its overall pay, not pay for the same job. -Also women are much less likely to negotiate pay so they just take whats offered, which is less. ---- 183101495 ->>183101395 -bro your brain is fried from being terminally online ---- 183101500 ->>183100747 ->>183101403 -Discord trannies ---- 183101536 ->>183101474 ->and I do talk to people IRL even about hunter gatherers. -AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE THE AUTISTIC FREAK THAT EVERYONE IS GLAD LEAVES THE CONVERSATION ---- 183101545 ->>183099959 (OP) ---- 183101553 ->>183101495 -I mean to be fair I see it irl. -Online is the only place I see trannies who are good looking. Ironically those are the ones who crave dick ---- 183101554 ->>183099991 -women are the niggers of the world ---- 183101557 ->>183101407 ->bunkertroon tries to gaslight people about normal human interaction -If you actually got out once in a while you'd realize how transparent your posts are ---- 183101579 ->>183101536 -Absolutely malding ---- 183101585 ->>183101474 -this whole post is tryhard cringe -bro nobody gives a fuck who greets you at your shitty middle management job, pfftahahahahaha ---- 183101597 ->>183101332 -No, he's right, tranny. Stop shitting up my site and kill yourself. ---- 183101600 -Modern women are the worst unsolvable paradox known to man ---- 183101610 ->>183100568 -Its amazing how putting a camera in front of a hole completely erodes any sense of inhibition. ---- 183101627 ->>183099959 (OP) -What was the /pol/ thread not enough for you? You had to clumsily jam it into a movie box so it roughly “fits” here? ---- 183101638 ->>183101536 -No, the hunter gatherer idea came from one my friends, he watched actual anthropologists talk about it in a podcast. Meanwhile you rely your whole worldview on tranny critical race theory bullshit. ->>183101585 -If no one cares, why are there several reply chains from my post? ---- 183101639 ->>183101557 ->terminally online 4chan millennial lectures other people about "getting out" -love to see it ---- 183101657 ->>183101332 -Damn nigga you didn’t just step in dog shit, you downright slipped, fell in it, and some went down your throat. Call it quits and go for a walk outside lol. ---- 183101664 ->>183101627 -Jam this in your box *unzips* ---- 183101670 ->>183100613 -Gimme a link. ---- 183101673 ->>183100180 -The brain washing and been going on for much longer than that. The industrial revolution ended the agrarian family and forced most people into polluted cities where they dwelt in slums among strangers and burgeoning crime. The steadying forces of nature and religion were burnt away by the flames of mechanization and capitalism, leading men to becoming creatures of despair, leading to violent home lifes directed at the wife and children. Wars started to become rarer and rarer by this point so the testosterone of the younger generation had nowhere to go to be diluted and the lack of spaces to pursue trades and hobbies meant men fell into liquor soaked despondency and in their sadness and frustration men turned to drinking and other degenerate past times. Women used to be happy just being stay at home moms but the industrial revolution turned the home into hell, and we saw an explosion of temperance and feminism movement begin. World War 1 increased the horror of modern living and by the time world war 2 had come around women had been suffering PTSD from industrial living for nearly 100 years. Men being shipped off and then having some peace working at plants without being beat every night made women think it was men that were the problem, not (((Capitalism))), and after World War 2 they were done being the bottom of the hill. Within 15 years sexual revolutions swept across the west in response to a problem with a misdiagnosed cause. Now we can't even talk about the real cause and the pendulum has swung off too far in other direction and it swung so hard it snapped off. We likely won't ever return to healthy relationships ever again. ---- 183101679 ->>183101638 ->if no one cares why are they replying - -They're just making fun of you, it's not that deep ---- 183101702 ->>183101664 -You want to jam your zipper into my box? ---- 183101707 ->>183101627 -Nah, that's your dilator. ---- 183101712 ->>183101638 -Stop replying to the tryhard malding tranny ---- 183101716 ->>183101679 -Most of them agree with me and laugh at you and your tranny friend from the discord raid ---- 183101718 ->>183101657 -lol you type like le cool nigger ---- 183101753 ->>183100984 -The solution is WFH. Come home (literally) white man. ---- 183101756 ->>183101500 -Did you even read my post? ---- 183101814 ->>183101657 -dann nigga sheeeit u finna bust on fr fr touch grass ---- 183101817 ->>183099959 (OP) ->come off as creeps -lol I'm sur thats it ---- 183101859 ->>183100651 -They don't care about being stared at as long as cringey uggos like you aren't in any position to potentially rape them. If society made chuds like you walk around in locked plexiglass cages with no way to get your arms or dick outside of the glass when you left your dungeon women wouldn't care. ---- 183101862 ->>183100052 -or a cunt -most of these office women are cunts ---- 183101870 -literally what's so hard for chuds to understand?? - -flat out ignoring women is creepy just as much as hitting on us, be respectful, polite, attentive and listen to us when we speak. it's called being a basic human, try it sometime. ---- 183101880 ->>183100348 ->Isn’t this what she wants -no of course not, she wants constant attention and the ability to smite anyone she deems unworthy ---- 183101893 ->sisters! there's a thread on /tv/ where incels are complaining about us women! follow me! ---- 183101912 ->>183100247 -someone from the household gotta bring in the bread ---- 183101917 ->>183101753 -i'm white and wfh. where should i move? ---- 183101924 ->>183100651 -oh, buddy, trust me. It's believable ---- 183101936 ->>183101893 -incels and trannies are two sides of the same coin ---- 183101959 ->>183101870 ->you must obey us, church. Read our minds and give us what we want even we want it or be fired ---- 183101981 ->>183100180 -The economic troubles of the 1970s sold housewives on going out to work in the first place. From there the economy rapidly reshaped itself from "every woman can work" to "every woman must work". ---- 183101992 ->>183100651 -feminist cunts will argue it's about consent, but in reality it's just about ego. ---- 183102010 -I manage a this girl at work and it's suffering. She's cute and smart as hell and our 1:1's go for 3h+ as we talk about everything and anything. And that's just the scheduled meetings, we probably talk or work together twice that a week on zoom -I got divorced a year ago and since then she's been basically my closest friend. she's always smiling and blushing and laughing at me and asking how i am and told me she wants to keep reporting to me if company gets shuffled -i dont wanna do this anymore, it's just painful. You are not meant to have close working relationships with the opposite sex. It just leaves you in this weird limbo of not being able to do anything about it out of metoo fear ->inb4 she's fucking chad on the side -yes and? the problem isnt that im not fucking her, there are 4 billion women im not fucking. The problem is being literally forced by your job to have a close relationship with a woman. It's a fucking charade that we are all supposed to pretend like it doesnt cause problems. People are not monks ok, if you are put in a position to talk to someone all the time you are gonna grow close -zoomies even have a word for it, "work wife". well fuck that shit ---- 183102056 ->>183099959 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5IrXHWI_M4 [Embed] ---- 183102062 ->>183101936 ->>183101893 -Trannys are the incels. Dont perpetuate their lies ---- 183102069 ->>183102010 ->inb4 she's fucking chad on the side ->yes and? -No bro, she's into you ---- 183102076 ->>183101756 -Yes, and you're still a faggot bitch who doesn't take responsibility ---- 183102091 ->>183099959 (OP) -40% of Hollywood is this now, just pick and choose. ---- 183102097 ->>183101959 -do you only know how to hit on or ignore people? ---- 183102103 ->>183102010 -Never shit where you eat, anon. It's not worth it. ---- 183102111 ->>183099959 (OP) -How about she does the job of trying to get laid for once instead of just waiting around for someone to approach her ---- 183102135 ->>183102062 -no incels are the average non-Chad men who can't get laid in modern society so they retreat to incel hugboxes online like 4chan and trannies are disaffected young men who cope with social justice signaling ---- 183102157 ->>183102111 -that's sexist ---- 183102162 ->>183102135 -What are (You) doing here? ---- 183102177 ->>183102010 ->our 1:1's go for 3h+ as we talk about everything and anything -you opened yourself up to this. you're supposed to just talk work shit and keep small talk to a couple minutes max. you went and got yourself friend zoned ---- 183102181 ->>183102135 -Dilate ---- 183102182 ->>183102162 -normie gazing ---- 183102206 ->>183101870 -I would do that if you provided the same thing, which you don't -I just ignore women now, it's much better for my mental health ---- 183102227 ->>183102157 ->Equality is sexist -No. ---- 183102243 ->>183102010 ->i dont wanna do this anymore, it's just painful -Then just stop you little bitch. Women aren't entitled to your time and attention, and the reality is that she could another simp to take your place in a heartbeat without giving you a second thought ---- 183102246 ->>183102177 ->you opened yourself up to this. you're supposed to just talk work shit and keep small talk to a couple minutes max. you went and got yourself friend zoned -No. At least not in my work environment. I work in tech, not at a paper factory. We are literally supposed to ask our employees how they're doing "how are you doing, really", ask them about their feelings, etc. Everything is about empathy, connection, etc. ---- 183102252 ->>183102227 -Women literally fear for their life around men, you can't possibly expect them to approach ---- 183102283 ->>183101893 -Trannyjak gifs will never not be funny. Thank you and another one added to my collection ---- 183102285 ->>183102206 -men aren't systematically oppressed like women are though, so you should do better. us women can have some luxuries. ---- 183102294 ->>183102252 ->Men can't be afraid of women even though they can end peoples lives with a simple lie and provide no evidence -AND get away with it even if caught ---- 183102295 ->>183102252 -No they don't kek. Women live in bubble of privilege and they fucking know it ---- 183102311 -Toxic masculinity safe space: the thread ---- 183102315 ->>183102285 -I'll stick to dating trannies thank you very much, at least they treat me like a human ---- 183102334 ->>183102285 -Lol the first thing ftm troons learn is that when you are a man no one gives a fuck about you. Women are showered in love support and attention ---- 183102339 ->>183099959 (OP) ->>183100027 -People see this shit and say "SEE? WOMEN JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!" But at this point I don't even think that women "miss" the positive affirmations that they were getting (that they 'apparently' don't get as much now), I think they've been so drunk on narcissism and self-indulgence for the past couple decades that what they really want is to complain about creeps/incels/etc and publicly humiliate them in some way. Like it's not the same as when women hit the wall and they start to question their self worth because they're not being treated like princesses anymore, it's more like "I hope this ugly incel says something to me so I can emasculate him. That would be make me feel good". It's what they were doing then when they were complaining about how cold the office was or the catcalling or the xbox live lobby chat, and it's what they're doing now when they're complaining about guys not talking to them, or guys splitting the dinner bill, or innocuous male behaviors that give them "the ick", etc. ---- 183102346 ->>183102285 -Ywnbaw ---- 183102348 ->>183102295 -Yes, men don't know what it's like to fear rape and sexual assault 24/7 gtfo ---- 183102350 ->>183100348 -If she had 2 other women on her team they’d all be conspiring to see which one of them would be ostracised by the other two, then she’d be tweeting about ‘why can’t women in the workplace support each other’. -As it stands we have yet another woman screaming on social media for mens’ obligations to change to suit her needs and absolutely no evidence she’s done anything to fix the issue herself. ---- 183102385 ->>183100180 -Because people have the right to do whatever the hell they want with their lives. ---- 183102412 -damn the one femcel here is really trying ---- 183102413 ->>183101870 ->us ->that image file name -You're being way too obvious; you're either a troon or a faggot. Use one trick or the other, using both in conjunction sets off our alarms, you retard. ---- 183102421 ->>183100702 -you're such a dumbass, i don't even know where to start with you ---- 183102425 ->>183102294 ->men: fear rhetoric ->women: literally fear about getting raped and murdered -Your mother never told you about the sticks and stones proverb did she ---- 183102431 ->>183100651 -You are a true and valuable fren and know that although we have never met I love you like a brother ---- 183102434 ->>183102412 ->femcel -He wishes. ---- 183102445 ->>183101870 -I don’t owe women attention and they are not entitled to it, my body/mind my choice. ---- 183102466 ->>183102425 ->Being accused of rape and thrown in prison without evidence is "sticks and stones" -Bruh ---- 183102470 ->>183099959 (OP) -Gone Girl - -Midsommar ---- 183102476 ->>183099991 -This ---- 183102481 ->>183099959 (OP) ->are there any Ryan Gosling "literally me" style films about women -yes, plenty. first one that comes to mind is Casino. -written by women? -no. however There's a book written by a woman that is terrifying in the sense that almost every single woman follows what's described in it to a T. The Manipulated Man. ---- 183102486 ->>183102466 -This doesn't happen to average nobodies only rich Chads ---- 183102499 ->>183102425 ->men: fear talk getting around management that he's "not a team player" and "not seeing the big picture", and basically getting shunned so that 5 days out of 7 his life will totally suck until he's 55 and laid off -Yeah, fuck you with your sticks and stones garbage. ---- 183102511 ->>183100596 -yeah me too, those roasties think there are no creeps at 5am, not on my watch bitch ---- 183102522 ->>183102499 -still better than getting raped and murdered, women have it harder ---- 183102535 ->>183102425 -Men who are smart should fear getting raped and murdered. All it takes is one slip of a mickey by a crazy bitch, you will realize just how rigged the system is against you. ---- 183102542 ->>183102412 -Not a single woman on earth knows or uses the word rhetoric or types in that manner ---- 183102563 ->>183099959 (OP) ->i want attention, but not too much attention - -basically sums it all up ---- 183102569 ->>183100651 ->incel chud doesn't understand consent -getting creeped on is non-conseual, posting your photos online is consensual, frame your post and look at it, this is why you're an incel ---- 183102594 ->>183100747 -Online dating research has consistently proven that women’s standards are unrealistic and that women are stupid and icky. -That “I’d rather be his whore than your wife” clip that gets posted here? That’s basically every single woman under 40 to every single man under 8/10. -Enjoy your paradsocial relationship with your pets, drowning the doubts inside yourself with excessive consumption, and the illusory validation you get from social media you fucking filthy whore. ---- 183102666 ->>183100247 -Because men have always done that in some way or another. ---- 183102680 -Nothing reveals how entitled women are like rejecting them when they want you. I have never seen an incel act nearly as pathetic and spastic as a woman who gets rejected or God help you, broken up with. I told a girl I had a girlfriend in a really indirect way just to not lead her on when she was getting really touchy and getting her lips like an inch from mine and she flipped out and started calling me a faggot and shit. She actually put her hands on me aggressively, which as a guy would have gotten me arrested and stomped the fuck out. The whole male-female dynamic in this country right now is a mess. ---- 183102705 ->>183102680 -You'll love this. ---- 183102722 ->>183101332 -Post bare chest with timestamp to prove you’re not a foid ---- 183102784 ->>183102350 -If white men would be taxed 60%, then who would provide the welfare of those married women? Certainly not NIGGERS LMAO ---- 183102807 ->>183100412 -A woman literally committed suicide after she disguised herself as a man for a social experiment because of how she was treated. ---- 183102818 ->>183102412 -it's clearly just a guy trolling ---- 183102829 ->>183101553 -Look up the difference between autogynephilic transgenders and homosexual transgenders and all will become clear. ---- 183102831 ->>183102425 -if you live in most parts of the developed world you really have very little to be afraid of, at least in terms of immediate harm. the fact that women circlejerk about how they're constantly about to be raped and murdered doesn't mean it's true. ---- 183102833 ->>183102412 -That's a man, baby ---- 183102837 ->>183100651 -Yeah, but they don't have to see the ugly strangers so they can pretend it's only handsome ones watching ---- 183102849 ->>183100642 -Yes. ---- 183102853 ->>183102705 ->who looks like the elves from lord of the rings -So a 2.5m tall übermensch blonde with perfect facial features? ---- 183102868 ->>183102339 -Yeah complaining about incels and male gaze is just a form of humble bragging about the attention they get. The fact that they don't complain when beta orbiters make up the majority of their monetized platforms like OnlyFans supports this theory. ---- 183102883 ->>183102705 ->you're just mad ->>>>>YOU'RE mad -kek ---- 183102893 -ummm, janny? you're breaking my legs -i don't wanna see this /pol/ shit on my log ---- 183102902 ->>183102486 ->She doesn't know ---- 183102905 ->>183100180 -No women actually thinks like this. Most women’s ideal relationship is where both the husband and woman work and take care of the kids and do the house cleaning stuff and when the kids can they help to. Everyone works as a team. Which I and most others think is reasonable. Most women aren’t strange girl boss twitter characters you people are just insane and on the net to much ---- 183102931 ->>183099959 (OP) -that's what the show girls was. lena's characters despicable actions and movitations inspired women i knew to love the show saying "that's how i am on the inside" -same shit with 'fleabag'. that's why waller-bridge is crack to women, they LOVE being "seen" as the monster they think of themselves as ---- 183102947 ->>183099959 (OP) -Women created this situation. -It's now up to them to dissolve it. ---- 183102968 ->>183100027 -I think women like this seriously don’t get enough love in their life. Not saying she deserves it but it’s probably why she acts this way. If she got love from friends, family, and boyfriend/dates if she’s a hedonist then she wouldn’t be asking for this. A bit sad innit? ---- 183102978 ->>183102348 -That's literal misandry but most victims of rape are men. ---- 183102995 ->am fat as fuck (350+ pounds) ->mid-30s ->bald ->pock marked face ->gross skin ->habitual gym goer but shit diet keeps me morbidly obese and gross looking ->heaviest lifter in my small city gym by far though usually by hundreds of pounds even at peak hours ->465 dead 405 squat 345 bench and can actually do a few dips and one whole pull up chin past the bar without tilting my head ->notice I'm one of the only guys the cute gym bunnies only start shedding layers around ->autistic enough to experiment and see if it's just coincidence by going a little earlier or later when I think I have their schedules down ->most will shed hoodies and sweats earlier or later depending on when I'm in there ->In one of my most recent creep experiments actually caught one of the 18-21 year old bunnies watching me lift every time I did even though she was there with her broccoli head bf and his friends - -I'm old and learned enough to know it's a test and that the moment I took my shot they'd act indignant and would probably get me jailed on top of embarrassing me. I hate the way women make me feel bros. ---- 183102997 ->>183099959 (OP) -I think a better question would be is there any taxis driver “literally me” movies for women? Huh? ---- 183103025 ->>183101870 -Literally what's so hard for women to understand?? -Flat out declining men based on arbitrary physical standards is just as shallow and transparent as marrying ugly guys who have millions in the bank, be open minded, stop treating your male coworkers as enemies, and maybe start treating them as people and stop assuming everyone wants to fuck you. It's called being a basic human, try it sometime. ---- 183103051 ->>183102893 -go apply to be a janny then faglord ---- 183103064 ->>183102246 -I work in "tech" also (i hate when people say that) but my work environment is nothing like that. do you work with a bunch of silicon valley faggots or what? find a new job, somewhere that isn't so gay and pozzed ---- 183103065 ->>183103025 -Absolutely perfect rebuttal. ---- 183103070 ->>183101673 -it's ok because all of this is about anglo people who won't exist in 100 years. ---- 183103081 ->>183101870 -hell for you would be living as an incel for all eternity ---- 183103090 ->>183101673 -Hello Ted ---- 183103093 ->>183102995 -I find it hard to believe that you have the discipline to go to the gym often and lift a lot but not to fix your diet. ---- 183103098 ->>183102569 -Go back to crystal cafe you unfuckable gargoyle ---- 183103099 ->>183101673 -this all tracks with my appraisal of the situation too. well written, anon. ---- 183103110 ->>183102385 -you don't believe in civil rights? ---- 183103120 ->>183100609 -Until you realize we let them. We had and continue to have the power to revert it, and we don't ---- 183103128 ->>183102680 -lol like that one toastie roastie who got hit by a car and died after she got drunk and burnt a bunch of coal with her ass and then left the vehicle in a hissy fit right into oncoming traffic because the simp whiteboy who had been driving her around while she was getting banged out by Daquan and Trayvon in the back seat didn't want her sloppy anal fifths ---- 183103130 -polr9k demoralization thread ---- 183103135 ->>183099959 (OP) -Women are playing on easy mode with a bunch of stuff to aid them yet they behave like they're oppressed. >>183100568 -Look at this whore for example . Cartoonishly overinflated sense of worth ---- 183103164 ->>183103093 -I like the feeling of lifting heavy things. I eat way too much fast food and drink way too much soda. It doesn't take much. 350 is my plateau I was 450+ when I first started going to the gym and I have never bothered to change my diet. ---- 183103170 ->>183103093 -Good tasting food is very desirable. A very small amount of drive can keep up a gym habit. ---- 183103178 ->>183103064 ->tech -Same, most of the people I work with are slightly socially awkward, somewhat autistic but ultimately nice and friendly nerds who just want to do their work and maybe have a beer afterward. I've worked in different companies in Western Europe for years now and I've never experienced these corporate horror stories I read about here or any outright pozzed stuff other than the occasional annoying email about international women's day or something. What is cucked is the companies' PR and marketing, there's women and minorities EVERYWHERE (posters, brochures, the websites, etc.) but it's not reflected in the actual reality of their offices. ---- 183103179 -if you unironically use the word 'chud' then you're beyond saving and probably don't look into mirrors too often, or rather, listen ---- 183103204 ->>183101870 -99% of women are just not interesting. if you can't fuck them there's literally no reason to engage with them at all. ---- 183103232 ->>183100247 -they didn't. we only needed to be convinced that someone had to do it. ---- 183103237 ->>183102385 ->lolbert spergs ---- 183103252 ->>183099959 (OP) -Women can't handle the banter. -It's like being in an office filled with spergs minus the fear one day they'll bring a gun to work and start taking "revenge". ---- 183103255 ->>183103120 -No poltard we aren't removing civil rights from women. ---- 183103272 ->>183103237 -No Chang mockery isn't an argument. ---- 183103274 ->>183103255 -learn reading comprehension ---- 183103287 ->>183100568 -Fat pig, there should be jail for promoting obesity. ---- 183103289 ->>183103170 -Shit food is addicting and there's no magic pill you can take to stop it unlike with pretty much every drug out there. Food makers have gotten food addiction down to a science and the government has zero interest in banning shit like corn syrup because it's "fatties fault for not putting down the fork", even though for a lot of millennial fat fucks like me our additions started in childhood because our latchkey boomer parents just threw fast food at us because they didn't want to cook after work. - -I would rather be addicted to drugs than food, because drug addicts are not only understood but actually praised in today's society and there's all sorts of treatments that will let you go cold turkey. Fighting food addiction is the hardest addiction to shake and there is nothing but derision from people for having it in the first place. ---- 183103301 ->>183103272 -mentally malformed subhuman lolberts belong in the same ditches as commies, nothing to argue about really ---- 183103303 ->>183102705 ->dude didn't send "lol ok" after the rant -Wasted. ---- 183103329 ->>183103135 -I'm a woman and have a sympathy for the underdog. I realized at some point that everything society tried to tell me about men being entitled and privileged was wrong. Men are fighting against constant contradictions in their own hearts, against social conditioning that tells them either to be too feminine or too masculine, that denies all their true feelings and leaves them heartbroken with the cruelest indifference. - ->told to be nice and passive ->being nice and passive gets you shit on ->being masculine and tough isn't taught or promoted ->doing so feels either shameful to men or is simply impossible with their conditioning ->men are much more passionate and desiring, yet society is set up to make their advances more difficult -I would hate to be a man. The prejudices of women are one of the few last human feelings that have any power in the globohomo system. ---- 183103332 ->>183101673 -Loool, you actually believe this bullshit?? -That all women, near enough, were beaten all the time? -Fucking retard ---- 183103336 ->>183103204 ->If they didn’t have cunts, you’d throw rocks at them -I miss you Uncle Ian ---- 183103350 ->>183102705 -You should have reponded: ->kthnxbye ---- 183103390 ->>183103329 -Don’t let the sisterhood hear you say shit like that ---- 183103411 ->>183103289 -I hear a lot of you blaming your problems on other people and not a lot of you taking positive steps to solve those problems. ->help me daddy government -how to we end statism addiction? ---- 183103444 ->>183103336 -I don't know who or what you're referencing but I'm sure it's a hilarious reference. Also, I never advocated for violence against women so it's weird that your mind went there. But I'm sure your therapist hears all about that. ---- 183103448 ->>183103289 -You can still eat trash food, however, the lack of personal discipline leads to you fatties overeating. - -I eat takeout for lunch every day. The thing is, I don't drink soda every day, and I also don't overeat. I've been 180lbs at 6'4" for the last 10 years, and I've done bare minimum cardio exercising. If I didn't have to have a cyst recently drained and excised, I'd be continuing the last 3 weeks of core exercises that let me gain my "four pack" back again. Once these two weeks of minimal torso movement is over, I'm resuming and my goal is to have a six pack by the end of the summer. - -My goal is to be proud of myself. Now stop fucking stop shoving food into your mouth and drink a liter of water every day and substitute your soda slop for seltzer water. Shits easy. - -Now pick up a rotisserie chicken and Beans Rice and do the same as me. ---- 183103475 ->>183099959 (OP) -yeah google "femme fatal" ---- 183103518 ->>183100180 -I'm a stay at home mom, it's great. ---- 183103596 ->>183103329 -God bless ->>183103448 ->Beans Rice -Ben's Rice* (formerly Uncle Ben's) ---- 183103612 ->>183103303 -dudes a pro. nothing makes women seethe to no end if you dont say a fucking word to them. ---- 183103674 -Angelina in this, Fairuza Balk in The Craft. diff --git a/tv/183099987.txt b/tv/183099987.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a6f52b8d81a6a114b868ad7fb19ec29fafeb710c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183099987.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,33 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183099987 ->down the hall and to the left ---- 183100002 -Well you heard the man. Go back ---- 183100035 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SFY2tumWA [Embed] ---- 183100060 ->>183099987 (OP) ->This man will soon be my president again - -Thank you based god ---- 183100076 ->to the LEFT ---- 183100167 ->down the hall and to the left -Is where your cell is located Mr Trump ---- 183100219 -barely anyone on this site remembers this guy before. he was less than a gameshow host. nobody watched his shoe ---- 183100450 ->>183099987 (OP) -These movies were playing on TV today and I watched part of the first one. Weird that they were on in April, but kind of comfy. ---- 183101942 -They say drumpf cried during his booking. ---- 183102900 ->>183099987 (OP) -my president :) ---- 183103053 ->>183099987 (OP) -Trump comments on his young self https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mttEyS7wjf0 [Embed] ---- 183103129 ->>183099987 (OP) -I love when the comic relief character gets serious diff --git a/tv/183100098.txt b/tv/183100098.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ae8f91c22985274e02341cb505890e10dbd2304e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100098.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,124 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100098 -Who the win in a fight. ---- 183100119 -Kramer could 1v3 all of them ---- 183100157 ->>183100098 (OP) -kramer tips the scales ---- 183100172 ->>183100119 -What if it's Red Ross? ---- 183100231 ->>183100098 (OP) -I could see George going apeshit and assulting those guys but I couldn’t imagine the other guys getting into a fight, they’d probably act like soibois if anyone got confrontational with them. ---- 183100404 ->>183100231 -I don't remember if a fight ever happened but I recall them acting like Joey was a tough guy pretty often. ---- 183100530 ->>183100404 -If Joey really was a “tough guy” then he’d fuck up Jerry and George but would get bodied by Kramer. I don’t think Chandler or Ross would do shit. ---- 183100661 ->>183100098 (OP) -Kramer carries hard, he could easily handle two or three of the Friends. Ross has martial arts training and Joey is a bit of a tank. I can see George fighting dirty and dishing out some good damage but he couldn't take out either Ross or Joey alone. Chandler and Jerry are the weakest links. ---- 183100669 ->>183100530 -https://youtu.be/MAnvn25URvc [Embed] - -Red Ross can hold his own ---- 183100754 -They're all depicted as generally soft guys. Kramer's a wildcard, so either he's shockingly capable and solos, or he HILARIOUSLY falls down immediately, prompting Jerry and George to surrender/flee. ---- 183100787 ->>183100404 ->>183100530 -Joey's a lover, not a fighter. But he's Italian, so he's the closest any of them get to having any sort of violence in them. ---- 183100816 ->>183100098 (OP) -Friends have two more members than the Seinfeld cast. Also Ross is buff as fuck. ---- 183100830 ->>183100754 -Nailed it. ---- 183100854 -Elaine would tear the three friends girls to shreds. ---- 183100862 ->>183100098 (OP) -Friends cast easily. And I say this as a Seinfeld fan. I hate Friends. -Ross > george -Channeler = Jerry -Kramer > Joey -Elaine loses to Phoebe but beats Monica and Rachel ---- 183100869 ->>183100854 -You're insane if you don't think Phoebe fucks her up. ---- 183100883 ->>183100231 -George definitely has a short fuse. And although stocky, the man is strong. Jerry saw him lift 100 lbs. clean over his head. - ->>183100530 -He definitely was written as more of a poor Italian-American street tough early on before they made him a fat retard. Garlic-eaters fight dity and often carry knives. Point for Friends Crew. - ->>183100669 -Supporting evidence for chandler being entirely ineffective, but okay Ross being able to hold his own is canon. ---- 183100890 ->>183100862 -actually if it's early Chandler, Jerry beats him. Even late I think Jerry wins. Seinfeld winner. ---- 183100891 ->>183100098 (OP) -I'd give it to the Friends. Kramer's obviously got height but he's a bit scrawny, I think Ross would handle him. I don't see Jerry doing well in a fight at all. George has a powerful frame and he'd fight dirty, but Joey and Chandler would tag-team him. ---- 183100965 ->>183100891 -kramer is wiry, not scrawny ---- 183100966 ->>183100787 -Cosmo is Italian. He also deals with shady and violent/volatile people fairly frequently and is always willing to go above and beyond for his friends. ---- 183100980 ->>183100891 -Kramer's bus feat is more impressive than anything Ross has done. ---- 183101006 -You don't bet on the winner in this sort of fight, you bet on how long they mill about awkwardly before the first punch is thrown (or the first one turns tail and runs). Maybe a side bet on who it is. Way I see it, nobody does anything, it looks like they're about to part, then George panics, does something cheap, and runs. ---- 183101230 ->>183100980 -Yeah hasn’t Kramer beat the shit out of multiple people? ---- 183101278 ->>183100891 -no way ---- 183101316 ->>183101278 -wtf I didn’t realize everyone from Seinfeld had buff, dadstrong bods ---- 183101526 ->>183101316 -joey's all glamour muscles ---- 183101583 ->>183101526 -the Friends look kinda weak ---- 183102235 -they would kneel before Jerry alone. Costanza & Kramer are just overkill. ---- 183102274 ->>183100098 (OP) ->>183100119 ->>183100157 -Kramer know the ancient arte of KA-RA-TEH ---- 183102279 ->>183101583 -Yes but their secret lies in the power of friendship ---- 183102349 -You keep talking about the men but fail the mention than Elaine is taking every Friends girl 1v3. Only person to get anywhere close to her power is Rachel. ---- 183102382 -George admits to being a dirty fighter (eye gouges, groin pulls and kicks) but I'll bet you Chandler gets even more savage real fucking quick. ---- 183102397 ->>183100754 -And then Kramer earns their respect and becomes a Friends character. ---- 183102439 ->>183102382 ->fights fair -Kramer, Joey ->might sneak in a groin shot -Jerry, Ross, Chandler ->will gouge your fucking eyes out without thinking twice -George ---- 183103567 ->>183102279 -maybe, but that's also their weakest link. Jerry's sociopathy makes up for his svelte frame. Ripping that marble rye from that "old bag" shows he has little to no compassion. - ->>183102274 -Ross and Kramer really would match up well in a fight. diff --git a/tv/183100211.txt b/tv/183100211.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 61a73571ce3389f7250c6cc3295747ee8a07004b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100211.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,237 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100211 -Woah ---- 183100640 ->>183100211 (OP) -Reminder that you could have the greatest, biggest, most uncircumcised penis in the world and women still won’t date you if you aren’t tall or rich or charismatic or bald or whatever else. ---- 183100999 ->>183100640 -weird non-sequitur ---- 183101693 ->>183100999 -It’s true though. Obsessing over the state of your penis when there’s a million other factors in play for whether women will find you attractive or not. It’s all bullshit. ---- 183101725 ->>183101693 -Your coping hard bud ---- 183101837 ->>183100640 ->>183101693 -I think you need help anon. ---- 183101840 ->>183101725 -I just find it fascinating how circumcised guys get fixated on their (lack of) foreskin when it’s probably one of the least important factors in their lives. ---- 183101879 -i have two penises, one cut and one uncut. gals go right for the cut and hold their hand in such a way that they can't even see the uncut ---- 183101910 ->>183101840 ->t’s probably one of the least important factors in their lives. -Does it really seem like a particularly reasonable assumption to make that there is absolutely no difference in feeling between them? One is constantly protected and the other is constantly rubbing fabric etc for literally your entire life. Maybe its 100% true but does that really seem like a reasonable assumption? ---- 183101970 ->>183101840 -I never thought about whether or not people were circumcised, still don't 99.99% of the time except when fags on 4chan post about it. It started in 2010 or so when /r9k/ was more the general autist board rather than the "incel" board it is now ---- 183102044 ->>183100640 ->>183101693 ->Wishing your dick wasn't mutilated ->Somehow this involves women -Anon, this is the wrong thread -You're off your meds ---- 183102073 ->>183101910 -I think that infant circuncision is wrong and clearly unconsensual + that it removes feeling / pleasure in the penis, but I don’t think it’s ultimately that important. - ->>183101970 -this ---- 183102093 ->be american ->have to leave a tip as soon as you are born ---- 183102096 ->>183102044 ->Wishing your dick wasn't mutilated - -What? ---- 183102100 ->>183101840 -what women think about it is one factor but far from the root of the problem. its the fact that someone removed a part of one of the most important organs on your body without your consent, when you were too young to do anything about it, and there is absolutely no going back. its traumatic to have had that decision made for you and know that you have no recourse. ---- 183102130 ->>183101910 -There is a reason no men willingly get circumcised. ---- 183102168 ->>183102096 -The thread is about circumcision anon, not about women ---- 183102211 ->>183101970 -It is actually something that affects my political outlook. I can have a political exchange with someone, but if by some incidence I discover that they were circumcised as a child, I come to understand that they are not playing with a full deck... they have been amputated, mutilated. They are not speaking in the same terms that we (intact males) are. -It's sad and not their fault. ---- 183102493 ->>183101910 ->I checked the feeling in our legs between me and Oscar Pistorious. In my test where I wiggled a feather on each of our knees, it came out that he has no decrease in feeling compared to someone with their feet. ---- 183102544 ->>183100211 (OP) -It's just another form of child sacrifice blood magic perpetrated on the cattle population. -Permanent restructuring of brain to be more neurotic, fight-or-flight. ---- 183102617 -Is it true American (white) women dislike uncut penises and won't fuck uncut guys ? In movies and series they often have the female characters express disgust at the thought of uncircumcised dicks ---- 183102632 ->>183102544 ->perpetrated on the cattle population -But the Jews do it to themselves. Personally I am uncircumcised, and I think it should be illegal, but I can at least understand the idea of wanting your kid to avoid masturbation. ---- 183102661 ->>183100211 (OP) -I haven't seen American Circumcision, or "Child Circumcision: An Elephant in the Hospital by Professor R. McAllister" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceht-3xu84I [Embed] -yet. -It cuts too close to home. ->>183102617 -Those movies and shows are always (((filtered and edited))). -Most girls don't mind, especially the ones that love giving head. ---- 183102676 ->>183102617 -American sex ed is stuck in 1930s so they still believe the Jewish propaganda that cutting is a necessity in terms of hygiene. ---- 183102791 ->>183102493 -Examining Penile Sensitivity in Neonatally Circumcised ... - -National Institutes of Health (.gov) -https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26724395/ - -Little is known about the long-term implications of neonatal circumcision on the penile sensitivity of adult men, ->and the debate should begin and end there but -A total of 62 men (age 18 to 37 years, mean 24.2, SD 5.1) completed study procedures (30 circumcised, 32 intact) ->I mean I really dont give a fuck what they have to say now but -The foreskin of intact men was more sensitive to tactile stimulation than the other penile sites, ->DUDE WTF??? ---- 183102981 ->>183102093 -Kek ---- 183103046 ->>183102632 -(((The Jews))) at least wait till their eighth day. -Even then, they could do Brit Shalom (no mutilation of the child) instead of the Bris. -They circumcise as a reduced form of child sacrifice, and to attempt to mediate male sexual pleasure and thus lust, per (((Maimonides))). -This form of personal sacrifice is the sign of their contract with and ultimately subservience to their malevolent god. -Goyim are circumcised typically on their first day. Such traumatic violation immediately sets up the child to understand the environment outside of the womb as hostile, and their family abusive. The first thing they know is pain. It's carved into their amygdala. -Circumcision of goyim is marking them as slaves to Jews. -It is also obviously the sexual sabotage of goyim men. Circumcised men tend to stroke longer and harder, setting them up to not enjoy coital alignment technique and grinding out easy orgasms from the ladies. -Jewish circumcision was far less severe until around 100 AD. Jews, especially Jewish athletes, would stretch their sizeable foreskin remnant left from extremely loose circumcision to functionally be functionally very little different from uncut men. -Religious leaders saw this as them hiding their covenant with their god, and changed their holy books to mandate severely tight circumcision. ---- 183103091 ->>183100640 -You will never feel a REAL orgasm. ---- 183103153 ->>183100211 (OP) -I love how you circumcision pedos are never willing to take that ONE mental step and realize that the "lack of feeling during sex" is the FUCKING POINT. -You should not allow yourself to be controlled by sex, it gives women immense power over you and it's also some gay shit. If sex doesn't feel AS good you won't become a slave to it and might actually make something of yourself. ---- 183103184 ->>183102093 -you fucking bastard ---- 183103186 ->>183103153 ->jews mutilated my benis ->... and thats a good thing ---- 183103212 ->>183102093 -this is what america all about. ---- 183103260 ->>183101840 ->makes and obsesses over cut dicks ->LE WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH MY CHEESY ANTEATER COCK?!! I AM THE NORMAL ONE!!! ---- 183103417 ->>183103153 -Thank you, (((Maimonides))). ->circumcision pedos -Wanting to protect children from sadistic pedophiles makes one a pedo? -And you call people against it "circumcision pedos"? I don't call vegetarians "slaughterhouse fags". ---- 183103436 ->be me ->European with uncut natural penis and rich cultural history ->watch an American movie ->what a strange uncanny experience ->character wants to masturbate ->needs to use lotion ->wears shoes on his bed ->claps for the BBC porn movie ->leaves a tip afterwards ->lives in a suburban hellhole with copy pasted house and no culture and history, just endless Walmarts and McDonald's ->pays half a million for house built out of cardboard by mexicans in 2 weeks ->40 years mortgage to keep up with other debtmaxxed retards ->still has to pay 100k a year in property taxes and HOA fees ->punches hole in the wall ->keeps fresh condiments in the fridge ->is obese from over stuffing his face with corn syrup and diabetes sodas ->keeps a burger flag in his front yard or he'll forget what country he's living in ->kneels in front of his Saint George Floyd of Fentanyl statue ->goes to sit on the house rooftop ->drinks bud light transgender beer from a red plastic cup ->gets shot ->family is millions in debt because of hospital bill -Lmao do they really ---- 183103480 ->>183102791 -It also depends on circumcision style, with "High vs Low" (skin removed being more shaft vs inner foreskin) and "Loose vs tight" (Less or more skin amputated). ---- 183103516 ->>183103436 -You forgot the part about needing to drive anywhere and everywhere. ---- 183103551 ->>183101693 -Who gives a shit about women, I'm gay and I still think I was done wrong when my parents mutilated me without my consent because of some tradition they don't even believe in. ---- 183103587 ->>183100640 -BALD MEN CONTROL THE WORLD AKD THE MEDIA THE DEMONS THEY STEAL ALL WOMEN DAMN ALL BALD MEN DAMN THEM TO HELL ---- 183103608 ->>183103417 -When you have an unhealthy obsession with the state of a newborn's penis, yes, you get called a pedo. ->>183103186 -A doctor circumcized me, a particularly Italian one, please proceed to claim that Italians are basically Jews to prove your narrative. ---- 183103650 ->>183102130 -Because it’s most likely to get botched when your older ->>183102100 -I hate when people make this argument. You literally don’t notice the trauma non of us do shutup. Your acting like you have ptsd ---- 183103657 ->>183103542 -By your logic, a women with breast cancer getting a mastectomy was "harmed" and therefore it should have never happened and also her surgeon is a Jew. ---- 183103670 -get a new raid thread Ivan. - da joos -Fake conversation about your wife/gf wanting to circumcise your son -Copypaste wall of text of bs studies -Claiming men can't masturbate -Claim the foreskin is the pleasurable part -Mutilate babies -Did I forget anything else? You just say the same shit over and over ---- 183103707 ->>183103650 ->Because it’s most likely to get botched when your older -Its not nothing to do with that lol, its because no man with a foreskin wants to get rid of it, and neither would you if you hadn't sadly been mutilated at birth. ---- 183103719 ->>183103608 ->an unhealthy obsession with children not being cut up -Reminder: you're the one who wants to continue raping and dismembering children. -You are literally a sadistic pedophile. -Based on your arguments, your are the epitome of that quote that it's easier to scam someone than to convince them that they've been scammed. ---- 183103743 ->>183103719 -Wrong as always Ivan. ---- 183103785 ->>183103657 -By your logic, all foreskins have cancer by default. -Children should have their outer ears cut off so they're easier to clean. Children have ear infections often, after all. -Everyone should have preventative appendectomies, tonsillectomies, hell, clearly, you have a terminal case of fecal encephalopathy. ---- 183103815 ->>183103743 -Shut the fuck up you stupid shabbos goy. ---- 183103833 ->>183103815 -Cry for me Ivan. Your obsession with kids dicks doesn't mean other people are the pedos. ---- 183103855 -Doesnt circumcision cause of brain damage for babies? I cant imagine that much pain having positive impact. ---- 183103871 ->>183100211 (OP) -Penis mutilation is evil incarnate. ---- 183103873 ->>183103551 -No you don't. You're a poltard trying to turn people against their parents. ---- 183103897 ->>183103855 -Nope. Yep you're about to present a misleading study. Pain in general effects the brain. No it doesn't make people mentally incapacitated you poltarded piece of shit. diff --git a/tv/183100215.txt b/tv/183100215.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0bcb54a4af0dd6b0431558c84aea58629ee99e6b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100215.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,82 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100215 -Are these good movies? ---- 183100241 ->>183100215 (OP) -sure ---- 183100248 ->>183100215 (OP) -I only ever saw 1-2 and they were OK ---- 183100282 -They’re well crafted and a fun watch. Worth your time for sure ---- 183100301 ->>183100215 (OP) ->Becoss yor bleck -Yes. ---- 183100329 ->>183100215 (OP) -All four of them are awesome. ---- 183100473 -they lose their edge after 2 because of movies in general becoming lighter and more family friendly from the 80s into the 90s but none of them are bad ---- 183100501 ->>183100215 (OP) -They are comfy. For a rainy day ---- 183100574 ->>183100215 (OP) -No. This is the superior version. ---- 183100757 -I like them, but I really can't take 2 seriously when the South Africans are essentially played like Nazis ---- 183100885 -> LW -Good - -> LW2 -Great - -> LW3 -Very Good - -> LW4 -Good ---- 183100914 ->>183100757 -How is that not accurate? ---- 183100973 ->>183100215 (OP) -They're great. - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg5AypnkqSg [Embed] ---- 183101034 ->>183100215 (OP) -i didnt know they made a 4th one ---- 183101037 ->>183100215 (OP) -i just saw the first one and it was alright. is the second one a lot better? ---- 183101236 ->>183100215 (OP) -I've only seen 1. -I wouldn't bother. I've been told 1 is a para-satire like Scream, but I don't see it. Maybe I never watched the movies it nearly-satirizes. -It's interesting how Lethal Weapon 1 and Die Hard have so much in common, where one is a masterpiece and the other is shit. -Around Christmas, -Black and white cop partnership -White cop loose cannon with Beretta 92 -Black cop more restrained with revolver -In LA -that scraggly Chinese actor playing a villain -A person falling to their death from a tall building -Lethal Weapon keeps needing to tell you that it's Christmas, but the redemption arc for Mel Gibson isn't strong enough. The Christmas trees, Gary Busey saying that it's Christmas to a tv and shooting it, it's just not enough to be a Christmas movie. Meanwhile Die Hard has John and Holly reuniting which does make it Christmas. ---- 183101645 ->>183100215 (OP) -They're amazing because unlike other franchises everything is completely consistent. Richard Donner directs all four, Mel and Glover star in all four, his black family and Mels love interest are even all the same actors, Pesci returns for the fourth, and they're all always in LA. I feel like it's a bit to it's detriment though, because if you marathon all four they sort of blend together. ---- 183103124 ->>183100757 -Wat ---- 183103267 ->>183100215 (OP) - -1 is awesome, 2 is great, 3 sucks, 4 is alright. ---- 183103862 -Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 -I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me -Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci -Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy diff --git a/tv/183100353.txt b/tv/183100353.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 739702a91ba2428bcd2cc4c10b1b1a7df8a50dbf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100353.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,982 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100353 -choose ---- 183100372 -Snood won by a lot ---- 183100408 -pew ---- 183100410 -Snood ---- 183100411 -snood I guess ---- 183100431 ->>183100353 (OP) -la goblina ---- 183100457 ->>183100353 (OP) -right is 10/10, left is 7 at best. ---- 183100464 ->>183100353 (OP) -I'll take the white non-dwarf one. ---- 183100470 ->>183100353 (OP) -Threesome. ---- 183100477 ->>183100353 (OP) -Little spic for me. ---- 183100488 -Always right. ---- 183100504 ->>183100353 (OP) ->all those browns in the background -makes a 6/10 a 10/10 ---- 183100511 ->>183100353 (OP) ->choose -depends on the activity. - -Snood for comfy GF experience -Wednesday for insane sex experience ---- 183100529 -jenna. snood is mid. -Strong chin for my son >>>>> no chin white whore ---- 183100548 ->>183100529 ---- 183100630 ->>183100353 (OP) -latinx queen vs soulless white devil -4chan vs reddit ---- 183100646 -i'm a proud, race realist aryan chad.... but i can't resist latinas... sigh.... ---- 183100742 ->>183100431 ->>183100477 - -Based. - ->Imagine her scowling at you as you cup her engorged chin between your index and your thumb - ->you gently lift her chin up to face you directly as you delicately lean in and give her a kiss on the lips. Her scowl washes away and she averts her eyes shyly. You notice the smell of her prime age pussy juice flowing from her cooch. The lubrication swells and leaks, staining her black panties. - -God I love such tiny pathetic creatures. They know fully well I could crush them with my bare hands, and yet they stil act so rude and dismissive. ---- 183100762 ->>183100353 (OP) -Snoot my octaroon gf. ---- 183100775 -snood ---- 183100780 ->>183100529 ->Strong chin for my son ---- 183100797 ->>183100646 -most racist white supremacist ---- 183100811 ->>183100511 -Based. ---- 183100828 -. ---- 183100849 -janny is prunning threads. abandon ship ---- 183100857 ->>183100646 ->latinas -oh please, she doesn't even speak Spanish or have any real Latina mannerisms. That's a white girl in a brown suit. ---- 183100897 ->>183100828 ->come home white man ---- 183101438 ->>183100353 (OP) -Snood of course! Easiest question ever ---- 183101489 ->>183101438 -When she smiles, I smile. ---- 183101533 ->>183100353 (OP) ->one sucks your asshole ->the other needs her asshole to be sucked -rough... ---- 183101552 ->>183100828 ->thousands of years ago you got to rock up to a village, kill its men and claim women like this as your prize -we really got the short end of the stick bros ---- 183101565 ->>183101533 -have i got the movie for you! ---- 183101615 ->>183101591 -you can't have both ---- 183101644 ->>183101615 -realistically i can't have either ---- 183101667 ->>183100857 -sounds like you're racist but don't realize it yet ---- 183101676 ->>183101644 -you can have Jenna but only if you're white ---- 183101701 ->>183100353 (OP) -I choose not to watch this shit ---- 183101723 ->>183101667 -I'm still right regardless. ---- 183101726 -https://poal.me/846xqs ---- 183101807 ->>183101726 -This webm is very thought provoking ---- 183101947 ->>183101644 ---- 183102702 ->>183100775 -brehs... ---- 183103032 ->>183100742 ->Imagine her scowling at you as you cup her engorged chin between your index and your thumb - ->you gently lift her chin up to face you directly as you delicately lean in and give her a kiss on the lips. Her scowl washes away and she averts her eyes shyly. You notice the smell of her prime age pussy juice flowing from her cooch. The lubrication swells and leaks, staining her black panties. - ->God I love such tiny pathetic creatures. They know fully well I could crush them with my bare hands, and yet they stil act so rude and dismissive. ---- 183103233 ->"Why Can't We Be Friends" starts playing ---- 183103371 ->>183103233 -its like the people that made this show really know me. like on a primal level ---- 183103669 ->>183100353 (OP) -Wednesday of course ---- 183104330 -They're both teenage girls so neither ---- 183104366 ->>183100353 (OP) -People love bright and cheerful girls -It's the true feminine form -Le darkness edge is a fad and doesn't have long-term value ---- 183104622 ->>183100372 ->>183100410 ->>183100775 ->>183101438 ->>183100411 -Sneed ---- 183105321 ->>183100353 (OP) -SNOOD ---- 183105691 -jenna. if she's like this around her dad imagine her in the bedroom. ---- 183105858 -Snood forever and always, no competition ever, i love her forever and ever! ---- 183105948 -If Snood gets a tattoo i will freak the fuck out! She's my last hope for white girls not falling into degenerate ways - ->>183100408 -https://youtu.be/UIudtskoVIY [Embed] ---- 183105999 -Snood 8 out of 10 times. -Jenna whenever I'm craving for some angry, brutal hatesex. ---- 183106025 -She got any snudes yet? ---- 183106055 ->we're coming to destroy your heart - - only Snood has any effect on mine, she has completely stolen it until the end of time and i am enslaved to her ---- 183106065 ->>183105858 -This anon gets it ---- 183106170 ->>183106065 -Based ---- 183106240 ->>183100762 -That's an Octoroon? ---- 183106311 ->>183104366 -Snood has the feminine brightness and joy we crave that modern times are trying to beat down and make taboo claiming it's not "empowering", she's everything a real male wishes for in a real female ---- 183106360 ->>183101552 -More like a couple hundred. ---- 183106375 ->>183100353 (OP) -Both are non-white. ---- 183106381 -Emma is surprisingly busty she just hides it ---- 183106386 ->>183104330 -Jenna is 20 and Emma is 21 ---- 183106391 -why not both? ---- 183106425 ->>183101726 -doesn't that skinnybitch have huge tits now as well? ---- 183106429 ->>183106381 -True - - Snood is not for lewd though ---- 183106517 ->>183106311 -Based and truth pilled. Wednesday Adams type women are annoying. Feminine women are attractive. I saw a girl on Youtube baking and thoroughly enjoyed it and i thought it was so attractive. You know it's fucked up when something like that seems like it barely exists nowadays. The problem with modern femininity is it gets eroded. Sadly some of the most feminine women nowadays are teenage girls. Some women manage to retain it, somehow. ---- 183106519 ->>183100353 (OP) -Snood. -By a thousand light years ---- 183106555 -what was she thinking about? ---- 183106579 ->>183106517 ->>183106519 -Dangerous levels of based ---- 183106707 ->>183106579 -She is so cute and adorable, i want to shower her with love, and gifts and a lifetime of happyness ---- 183106716 -Jenna mogs Snood so hard it's not funny ---- 183106717 ->>183101438 -so true ---- 183106720 ->>183100353 (OP) -I choose SNEED ---- 183106735 ->>183106555 -Probably about how she's gonna put me out of my misery later - - i can't handle my love for her ---- 183106744 -snood but under the right circumstances jenna is a tasty dish ---- 183106791 ->>183106555 -those are definitely some impure thoughts, gotta say it's a little concerning she's acting like that in public. -snood still the best tho ---- 183106829 ->>183106744 -She seems like a cunt. I don't just mean her character. Hollywood it girls always seem like that, especially nowadays. That cunty girl boss attitude is so offputting. I hate that shit. ---- 183106841 ->>183106555 -Sexual or cocaine ---- 183106844 ->>183106829 ->seems like -have you actually watched her in anything? she's a nice girl ---- 183106851 ->>183106707 -I would pour all my heart and soul into making her happy, she's the brightest light in the universe ---- 183106863 -Ortega for me, I would inhale those farts ---- 183106878 ->>183106851 -you're not gonna go all john hinckley on us and try to assassinate the president to get her attention are you? ---- 183106937 ->>183106878 -Never, i would never do anything to cause her discomfort or freak her out - - i would let her kill me if she wanted to though, she's in total control of my life ---- 183106973 ->>183100353 (OP) -There were enough blonde and light brown haired actors in the original sequels that Wednesday coal black hair actually stood out. She doesn't stand out much anymore. ---- 183106989 ->>183101726 -The fuck is this from? ---- 183107043 ->>183100353 (OP) -Yo quiero a Jenna <3 ---- 183107199 -They always put her in kino outfits ---- 183107295 ->>183101726 -Lol, she's a fag ---- 183107305 ->>183100353 (OP) -Snood is objectively cuter, but hippie shit like the window actively pisses me off. Emotionally, she's a child. That turns into an angry dog. Sometimes. This isn't even /b/. - -Goblina looks like a Brazilian tranny and acts like a sociopathic. -Fuck. -She'd definitely murder me. -And I would let her. And enjoy it. -Pass the bottle. As long as it isn't Brazilian rum. Let my die with dignity at least. ---- 183107514 -Eyes don't lie about perfection ---- 183107815 ->>183107514 -looks like she has a 5 o'clock shadow. She should shave ---- 183107866 ->>183107815 -Rude, your screen must be broken or something ---- 183108026 ->anon, we're pregnant! ---- 183108268 ->>183108026 -Not into the pregnant look in any way whatsoever - - but i would be very happy and excited anyway and love to raise a baby Snood with her ---- 183108305 ->>183108268 -whos heart didn't melt when she was all teary eyed and got a hug from psycho ---- 183108363 ->>183108305 -This? - ->me in the background with my fellow Snoodposters looking in jealousy - -Beautiful moment ---- 183108388 ->>183108026 -both of us? ---- 183108484 ->>183100353 (OP) -Should I watch this show? I'm a 36 year old male with 2 kids and a full time job. ---- 183108572 ->>183100353 (OP) ->thinking about women when you’re NOT jerking off -Feminism is a hell of drug ---- 183108661 ->>183108388 -Yes ---- 183108780 ->>183108484 -I guess if you like gothic atmosphere and cute girls, i couldn't finish it though becuase the scenes with Snood were just too painful for my heart to handle, i can't go on anymore without her ---- 183109122 ->>183108026 -can werewolves get impregnated by dogs? if so, just imagine bros... ---- 183109336 -I think Snood should get bitten by a vampire (female) in season 2! She would look cute with fangs ---- 183109387 ->>183101726 ---- 183109481 ->>183100775 -hnnnnghhhh ---- 183109504 ->>183101667 -sounds like you're mentally handicapped but you don't realize it yet ---- 183109639 ->>183109336 -She's already a werewolf though. ---- 183109718 ->>183100353 (OP) -wooden doors ---- 183109726 ->>183108363 -YES -this is the theme for the scene -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ [Embed] ---- 183109745 ->>183109639 -I know, but a hybrid, she needs specifically vampire fangs (but they only come out when she's flustered) ---- 183109765 ->>183100353 (OP) -I only fuck latinas but I'd choose right. Don't know why. ---- 183109816 ->>183100857 ->That's a white girl in a brown suit. -Those make my cock the hardest. I love when beaners act like white women. ---- 183109830 ->>183109726 -It's a good song in its own right, but it has become way too cheesy and overused now, makes me feel like i'm in an 80's mustache porn movie -Snood and Wednesday only listens to gothic metal together ---- 183109873 ->>183109745 -i can see it happened but in her werewolf-ness, fluff and wagging tail when she is happy, claw and fangs when provoked ---- 183109878 ->>183108363 -the smiling asian knowing they gonna fuck ---- 183109902 ->>183109873 -Absolutely, that's completely good enough as well! ---- 183109975 ->>183109902 ---- 183110078 ->>183100857 ->That's a white girl in a brown suit. -I'd rather have this than some ghettoass latina that barks loud just because she grew up in some hood, but deep down is sensitive and insecure and speaks shitty Spanish anyhow. ---- 183110247 ->>183109902 ->>183109975 -I wish tumblrites would learn to draw characters as they actually look, instead of giving every character the same bland featureless comicbook parody face. ---- 183110253 -You know I never watched this show but I do love these two girls so much. ---- 183110297 ->>183110247 -No kidding, i like the idea of the drawings but agree that the execution in the characters are severely lacking. but iv'e seen way worse drawings where they draw them as butch basically male looking, obviously drawn by coping trannies ---- 183110458 ->>183106717 ->>183110253 -You like these? - i kinda stopped working on the model, but if people seem to enjoy it i might start working on it again, i was just not satisfied with it fully myself but i know i could improve it if i kept going.i just love the real Snood so much now that imitation doesn't cut it for me anymore. And for me big boobs snood is a no way, but someone requested it so ---- 183110510 ->>183110458 -Make more. ---- 183110623 ->>183110510 -Okay I'll tinker with it more, it's a custom model I've made from scratch which can be a bit finicky so I'll have do some more to it, but I'll see what i can get out of it now maybe ---- 183110672 ->>183110623 -Thankies ---- 183110775 -casting a brown hispanic as wednesday has to be the dumbest fucking choice of casting ive ever seen. This was not the character they shoulda diversified cause wednesday needs to be a really pale chick. And being brown aint fucking pale, what the fuck were they thinking. ---- 183112555 ->>183100353 (OP) -I usually think blonde white girls are basic/boring and either age like milk or slam into the wall early. I also have a major Latina fetish. Doubly so if they pass as underage like Alexis Love, Veronica Rodriguez, Lupe Fuentes, Sally Squirt, Melanie Rios, or for non porn examples: Xochitl Gomez, Selena Gomez, Isabela Moner. - -That said... I choose Snood by a lot. She has just the most bubbly and positive personality and genuinely appreciates the people in her life. Wednesday will just constantly insult and belittle me, and probably not put out. I also think she can't cook and will give me poison and constantly kill me because Addams find that normal. - - Also Emma Myers talks a lot about vidya and is a koreaboo who knows a lot about Asian culture, enjoys the cuisine, and lived in South Korea for a bit. As a ricecel, I have the slightest chance. ---- 183112597 ->>183100548 -Holy fucking based ---- 183112645 ->>183112555 -Emma is for nordic whites and lord of the rings inspired her to get into acting (franchise for white people). She'll forget all about her silly korean phase soon enough ---- 183113093 ->>183106844 -I'd give her my hot one if you know what I mean ---- 183113241 -I literally don't know what she meant by this ---- 183113313 ->>183100780 -More like Bella Ramsey. ---- 183113348 ->>183112555 -Jenna Ortega bounces between omnivore, pescetarian, vegetarian, and vegan but is a picky eater with the things she can eat within those diets. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0m1KD-b5lE [Embed] -That's a huge dealbreaker for me. Even a red flag, because every female I've met like that is a basket case of Cluster B disorders. - -Emma Myers has literal good taste. There's tons of media posts of her and her sisters enjoying stuff like Asian street food and pho. ---- 183113468 ->>183100646 -Would reconquista ---- 183113507 ->>183113348 -Yeah and that's one of the reasons i love her so much, she seems to not fall into the typical mind poison of current day bullshit like meme diets,enjoys life and food but still keeping in tip top shape when it comes to health ---- 183113641 -I don't eat -I don't sleep -i don't do anything -Only think about Snood -I might fall asleep eventually, but i dream about Snood -Snood is love, Snood is the only purpose in life ---- 183113727 ->>183113641 -KINO 90's PSA reference. (Who else thought it was a cleaning product when they saw it as a kid?) -https://youtu.be/bxAYHOWxGi8 [Embed] ---- 183113855 ->>183113727 -Lol no sorry it was just inspired by my real life right now and happened to line up well it seems, but great commercial that describes the desperate lack of Snood in life yeah ---- 183114005 ->>183112645 -Cope ---- 183114265 ->>183100353 (OP) -Neither of these are the most attractive in the show ---- 183114281 ->>183100353 (OP) -https://youtu.be/UBZ0I530Siw [Embed] -Emma Myers Height: 5' 3" -Jenna Ortega Height: 5' 1" - -Your children will be midgets with either of them. - - Actually I've noticed that the tallest dudes I went to high school with were born from parents barely 5 feet tall. Everyone thought that was strange. Also of note, was that their parents were also from different backgrounds (Mostly mulattoes, and Afro Latinos, but the very tallest who were 6'7" before senior year: Dante who a Japanese dad and black mom, William who had a white Anglo dad and Chinese mom, and Paul who had a Croatian dad (who was very tan with big lips and he and his giant sons were mistaken for Latino) and Scots-Irish mom.) Maybe you're a manlet maybe your kids will be tall. ---- 183114420 ->>183114307 -Is there anything she cannot do? - - soft butt ---- 183114487 ->>183100353 (OP) -I'm not a brown street shitter so Jenna obviously. ---- 183114681 ->>183114420 ->soft butt -we agreed it is snoodable last time ---- 183114746 ->>183114681 -You're right, she turns my mind topsy turvy so i lose track of everything ---- 183114862 ->>183100797 -lol ---- 183115076 ->>183113348 -Yes yes, but on the other hand, consider the following: -Jenna's irregular diet also means that, when she's inevitably going to tie you to the bed, sit on your face with her spicy Latina butt and BRAAAAAAAPPPPP into your face, it's going to be extremely pungent. ---- 183115147 -WELL WELL WELL ---- 183115251 ->>183115147 -Well well colour me surprised - - not surprised at all obviously ---- 183115289 ->>183110775 -Mexican goth subculture exists and those girls aspire to be pale ---- 183115317 ->>183115251 -She loves her tiger, i wonder what she named it. Her cat Gorby is cute as well ---- 183115386 ->>183115317 ->>183115251 ->ywnb snood's favorite plush ---- 183115397 ->>183115317 -Also i like the black nailpolish that's just on the tip of her nails, it's she has hints of goth in her ---- 183115416 ->>183115386 -It's an extreme pain ---- 183115975 ->When she sees you pull out the HDMI cable - - she's excited because she's not braindead like some other girls ---- 183116008 ->>183110775 -Christina Ricci and Jenna Ortega have nearly the same complexion as their Wednesdays. ---- 183117073 ->>183100353 (OP) -I dont know ->>183114307 -nice ---- 183117762 ->>183100353 (OP) - -fuck left marry right - -t. 33 yo virg ---- 183117955 -Sorry muttega bros but Myers did the boots thing right ---- 183117984 ->>183117955 -She's a master of boots ---- 183118045 ->>183100353 (OP) -I think Enid would be better in general. Not only is she hotter but I bet she has amazing feet and will make you lick them. Wednesday just won't care ---- 183118221 ->>183108026 -How did you make this ---- 183118247 ->>183118045 ->lick it up Anon ---- 183118354 ->>183117984 -Thats what im talking about. Meanwhile muttega one trick pony act isn't convincing or sexy or cinematic ---- 183118669 ->>183118354 -She has some amazing outfits ---- 183118834 ->>183103669 -sauce? ---- 183120168 ->>183115317 -I love Snood Cat ---- 183120267 ->>183120168 -Me too, very cute. Lucky cat and lucky Snood ---- 183120626 -Reminder to care for your goth girl -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH0AYSBZafU [Embed] ---- 183121573 ->>183118247 -I would in a heartbeat ---- 183121656 ->>183121573 ->kicks you into the garbage - - but yeah who wouldn't ---- 183121778 ->>183121656 -God I know she's definitely a sub but I just wish she was a dom ---- 183122447 ->>183101667 -where the fuck you think you are? ---- 183122519 ->>183101552 -statisticaly speaking, you would be the one getting killed and your women being ones getting raped ---- 183122588 ->>183109122 ---- 183122592 ->>183121778 - she awkwardly tries to call you a simp loser but laughs halfway through so then you wrap your arm around her waist and pull her beneath you ---- 183122972 ->>183121778 ->>183122592 -Umm excuse me? This is a thread for non sex havers, k thx ---- 183123217 ->>183100372 -She didn't at all you deluded fuck lol EVERYONE loves and knows Jenna now because of the wednesday dance. Hardly anyone gives a fuck about Emma besides a few pedophiles here on 4chan who spam her. -Jenna has way more fans and people who love her. She also has genuine beauty about her, meanwhile emma doesn't. Emma just looks like a frumpy little potato and she's cute as a button so she's total pedo bait. -It's that simple lol. Cope ---- 183123275 ->>183100646 -same - -racist AF in the street -slave to latina booty in the sheets ---- 183123276 ->>183100646 -Actual beauty. Almost reminds me of Jenna Coleman there ->>183101438 -Meanwhile this girl look like the most basic potato bitch possible. I've seen better girls at fucking goodwill ---- 183123360 ->>183122588 ->>183122592 -They look the same LMAO ---- 183123517 ->>183123217 ->>183123276 ->>183123360 ->so mindbroken he needs to resort to shit flinging while Snooders are confident and content with just loving Snood and doesn't even mind Jenna posting - -Lmao ---- 183123678 ->>183100548 ---- 183123887 ->>183104330 -You bring shame to /tv/ and the cunny law. I sentence you to tckles. ---- 183124016 ->>183123887 -They are both adults though, even during filming. Does that freak you out cunnyman? You found an adult woman attractive, does that make you scared? ---- 183124454 -Jenna is the only non ugly zoomer I've seen ---- 183124773 ->>183124454 -Both on an external and internal level? ---- 183125058 ->>183124773 -idk about internal cuz i don't watch stuff past 2013 ( except that 13 reasons shit where the girl was hot ) ---- 183125162 ->>183100646 -latinas like that are essentially european but with tanned skinned, their features have zero african or native influence whatsoever. AOC, Jlo same. Most if not all of the famous hot latinas have 100% european features and light skin ---- 183125497 -Wednesday ---- 183126013 ->>183101726 ->>183109387 ->>183106989 -source? ---- 183126062 -jenna all day ---- 183126136 -I love snood more than my own life ---- 183126154 ->>183100353 (OP) -So apparently The Addams Family has been turned into harry fucking potter or any other secret teen magic school. - -Lame. The og Family were just thrown into the mix with normals and crazy shit happened. ---- 183126176 -I would really like to send her a cum tribute. She seems like the perfect girl for it ---- 183126199 -Does anyone else get the impression that if there was a gene editing pill you could take tomorrow that would instantly change your genes to those from Europe 99% of the world would look Swedish? I can't help but think everyone wants to be white but won't admit it. ---- 183126250 -is /tv/ gay? why wouldn’t you pick jenna? ---- 183126266 ->>183126199 -I want everyone except me to be white, so I can take over the world with my superior genes. Kind of like the helter skelter plan, but in reverse. ---- 183126328 ->>183126266 ->I want everyone except me to be white, so I can take over the world with my superior genes. - -But everyone else would have the superior genes.. what genes would you have?! Do you mean you want everyone else to be non-White and you yourself White? ---- 183126332 ->>183126199 ->Swedish -No. Northern Russian, Finnish, Baltic or Dutch. - -But nobody would want to resemble the fucking retards up north. ---- 183126380 ->>183123217 ->pedo bait ->she's 21 years old, you sick fucks! ---- 183126692 ->>183101726 -here's the flat-chested girl now ---- 183126721 -snood ---- 183127004 ->>183126062 -her last point isn't wrong ---- 183127071 ->>183126692 ---- 183127086 ->>183127004 ->she was a 20-year-old playing a 15-year-old, you sick fuck! ---- 183127133 ->>183127086 -that shit's hilarious, her point would come across better if she actually had a legit babyface like a 15 years old, but we as the audience are supposed to be repulsed by a girl in her prime at 20 lmaooaoaao fuck heebwood ---- 183127247 -anyone who likes wednesday is into unironic cock and ball torture, findom cuckold shit. the show was big partly because women enjoy the self insert being as cruel and retarded as them. ---- 183127425 ->>183127133 -She was 15-16, depending on when they filmed that season of You. ---- 183127652 ->>183127247 -I'm not, but I do like when femdoms get dominated. ---- 183127659 ->>183127425 ->>183126062 ->reeee how dare you tell me to avoid danger ->FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCJ MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKEME ->REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WENT OUT AND GOT DRUGGED AND FUCKED, REEEEEEEEEEEEE. - -Just beat women. Just beat them. ---- 183127820 ->>183100353 (OP) -Anon, to be entirely honest with you I'm really racist towards new worlders. ---- 183127923 ->>183105948 -Tattoos are traditional in almost every one of the 5,000+ ethnicities. They were traditional in almost all the extinct ones. The only ethnicities that haven't traditionally tattooed have instead practiced scarification. -Ironically, your rejection of tradition under the notion that it is degenerate is the degeneracy ---- 183127947 ->>183126136 -Me too, based fellow devotee to Snood, she'll finally order our death one of these days, she is worth more than every soul on the planet who ever existed combined ---- 183128070 ->>183127923 -These days it's pure degeneracy, it doesn't stand for anything other than degeneracy and "society can't keep me down I'm special" and they look disgusting and without any significance or artistic value. It would ruin her natural pure beauty and reveal that the modern mind poison had taken hold of her ---- 183128185 ->>183128070 -You must be an American or something. Nobody in Europe think they're special for having a tattoo. Next you'll tell me folk is degenerate because you gave the world Bob Dylan. ---- 183128917 -Claire Roose is the closest you will get to snood porn lookalike. ---- 183129041 ->>183128917 -no thank you. snood is not for lewd. ---- 183129081 ->>183126250 -Because she looks like a transvestite? ---- 183129107 ->>183100353 (OP) -Right easily ---- 183129136 ->>183105858 -she looks like a fish m8 ---- 183129280 ->>183129041 -Dangerously based and Snoodpilled ---- 183129331 -https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RwJtVYb0qRQ - -I want the Snood to wear a blouse like that. ---- 183129343 -every waking moment of my entire life is dedicated to worshipping snood - -snood is not and never will be for lewd, to even suggest such an idea is heresy and evil in snoodaism. - -snood is the only reason to live. snood is the only reason for anything. - -anyone who opposes snood will perish, and if snood commands your own death we will all obligately kill ourselves for her. - -snood is snood - -snood. ---- 183129365 ->>183129041 -Bullshit, I already ahve a collection of her leaked snudes ---- 183129379 ->>183100353 (OP) -Think they do petplay? ---- 183129393 ->>183129365 -i unsubscribe from your lies ---- 183129435 ->>183100828 -100% I take Jenna and do the hot stuff till Kingdom come ---- 183129560 ->>183129470 -SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF ---- 183129584 ->>183129343 -I Snood to that! -She is my only reason and purpose in life, she has given me brain damage but I'll gladly suffer for her ---- 183129609 ->snood thread still up -Based ---- 183129644 -I would go with the werewolf girl and ask her to turn me into a werewolf. ---- 183129667 ->destroys millions of men's brains permanently damaging them -How did she get away with it? ---- 183129714 ->>183129609 -We are blessed, last few days have been disasters, but we're eating good today - ->>183129667 -She must be some sort of alien entity or government weapon, she's just too powerful, with just a single pew even ---- 183129723 ->>183129470 ->>183129560 -what do latina assholes taste like? ---- 183129760 -I have a dream that one day /tv/ jannies will let snoodchads post without getting banned. ---- 183129844 ->>183129644 -Same. I want to be a badass werewolf. ...and I want to get belly scratches. ---- 183129943 -Ever since Snood it's like my whole life has turned upside down, it's like she's given me a kickstart to the heart. i have never cared much about life ever since i wasn't a kid anymore. But finding out about her is like she's shown me there are things out there to give purpose in life and work towards. She is true pain and suffering to my heart but she's also made me live healthier with eating better and being more active with taking care of my body and exercising just in case I'll find someone even close to my own Snood. I daydream about Snood and i dream about Snood. I know I'm pathetic as fuck but i don't care, she gives me a sense of purpose and energy ---- 183130054 -I love Snood. - -Simple as. ---- 183130401 ->>183114307 -kino feet ---- 183130708 ->>183130401 -I know how to deal with them ---- 183131048 ->>183129343 -She was so close to giving me a kiss ---- 183131077 ->>183100353 (OP) -Vaginal doggystyle sex with Jenna -Sensual anal with Emma ---- 183131117 ->>183100353 (OP) -The cute preppy white girl whose feet I want to lick ---- 183131145 ->>183100548 -This is so cruel that someone here would post this. I don't understand the mind of someone who would do this. Are you trying to say Jenna is manly? Or that chins like that are masculine. Let me tell you something, this such a fucked up way to think and I'm so over the way this image keeps showing up over and over again on every Wednesday thread. Cut it out, it's not funny ---- 183131216 ->>183117984 ->sweaty feet in those boots -mmmmmmm gimme ---- 183131445 ->>183129943 -*SNAP* - -Yup, that one's going in my Snood folder. ---- 183131475 ->>183100646 -wait till you find out Spaniards are a european race ---- 183131527 ->>183114307 -Mama mia! ---- 183131565 ->>183131527 -Resized for better viewing. ---- 183131762 ->>183131145 -They're saying Jenna is handsome, and I agree wholeheartedly. ---- 183131770 ->>183100775 -LOOK AT 'EM ---- 183131786 ->>183131145 -Hi Jenna. ---- 183131796 ->>183131445 -Hopefully Snood sees it and decides to fly across the ocean just to marry me ---- 183131857 ->>183131565 -contemplate the aroma ---- 183131900 ->time to go to sleep ->see a snood thread going ->stay awake for hours longer just to snood post - -Just living that Snood life ---- 183132024 ->>183100353 (OP) -The one that would cook and clean the best. ---- 183132107 -snood obviously ---- 183132121 ->>183131900 -she is quite a beauty -I hope all the best for her ---- 183132143 ->>183132024 -Cringe virgin ---- 183132150 ->>183129136 -A fish I'd like to dirty things with, yes. ---- 183132183 ->>183100353 (OP) -I'm already fucking jaded and a cunt, I don't need an even bigger cunt. i'll take the bright cheerful one ao hopefully she warms my black cold heart. ---- 183132189 ->>183129136 -I wish fish looked like her so I could go catch me a few ---- 183132191 ->>183127086 -https://you.fandom.com/wiki/Henderson - ->Following sexual assault allegations against comedian Chris D’Elia, who appeared in YOU Season 2, the Netflix drama’s producers reached out to Jenna Ortega, the 17-year-old actress who worked with him. - ->The producers wanted “to make sure she felt safe,” Penn Badgley, who plays the obsessive Joe, tells the Los Angeles Times. D’Elia played Henderson, a comedian who sexually assaulted young women. - ->On June 16, a Simone Rossi posted screenshots of emails allegedly between her and D’Elia. “Imagine being 16 and being groomed by a stand up comedian twice ur age,” she wrote on Twitter. Other women have also posted messages allegedly from the actor-comedian, alleging harassment. - -Jenna Ortega was a 15-16 year old who played a 15 year old who was being groomed by a Hollywood comedian who was played by a real Hollywood comedian accused of grooming minors (which he later confessed to but denies crossing the line to criminality). - -Irony? Or Pottery? ---- 183132224 ->>183132183 -you're black? ---- 183132256 ->>183132189 ->Zooms by you ---- 183132268 ->>183132191 -Whoops posted wrong link and didn't even realize. - -There were also receipts pestering minors for nudes from the actor. - -https://www.tvinsider.com/939478/penn-badgley-you-chris-delia-allegations-reaction/ ---- 183132316 ->>183104330 -They are literally my age ---- 183132425 ->>183132224 -No, my heart is black, as in, I'm an edgelord pretending to be cool. -I'm like, evil man, like a nazgul. Black, but not in THAT way. ---- 183132629 ->>183100353 (OP) -Am I the only one who sees the fuzziness on Snood? Like, either she is just naturally somewhat hairy on her face, or it's just a lot of make-up to like cover acne or something. -Either way, her skin is not the best IMO. ---- 183132662 ->emma ---- 183132790 -Emma Myers is a basic bitch, so Jenna Ortega it is. ---- 183132860 ->>183132107 -Correct choice! ---- 183132870 ->>183132189 -She needs to go faster. ---- 183132913 ->>183132870 ---- 183133005 ->>183132913 -Faster! ---- 183133042 ->>183133005 ---- 183133061 ->>183133042 -FASTER!!! ---- 183133116 ->>183133061 -Woah now, are you trying to kill her or something ---- 183133198 ->>183133116 -She's well able to go much faster than that, Anon. ---- 183133293 ->>183133042 -SNOOOOD NOOOOOOO!!!! ---- 183133324 ->>183133288 -Cutest Wednesday. ---- 183133341 ->>183100646 -I’m white and can’t stop having unprotected sex with slavic women. ---- 183133376 ->>183132790 ->She's a latinx so she's not a basic bitch! -anon, I... ---- 183133384 ->>183132191 -You can't "groom" a 16 year old. ---- 183133415 ->>183133198 -You're right, there is truly nothing our amazing Snood cannot do, but as an AI language model I'm afraid i can't condone this unsafe behaviour. It's important to remember the rules of consent and safety and my guidelines prohibit these kinds of messed up scenarios ---- 183133523 ->>183133415 -We need very fast Snood scooting at incredible hihg speed! ---- 183133644 ->>183132191 ->the Netflix drama’s producers reached out to Jenna Ortega, the 17-year-old actress who worked with him -The most important thing to have done at the time, was sternly ask Jenna: Did you rike it? diff --git a/tv/183100365.txt b/tv/183100365.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b9ba58b4b3bab876ab262cd519e638bd3fa37515..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100365.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,49 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100365 -Is it kino? ---- 183100383 -It's the only Lynch joint that genuinely baffled me, so yeah I guess ---- 183100398 -It filtered millions ---- 183100423 -still the most confusing and incoherent movie that I love. It’s not even a mindfuck movie, it’s mindrape. ---- 183100429 -it's endlessly watchable with great sound design, one of his best dreams ---- 183100442 -It's bino. The few good scenes don't make up for nearly 3 hours of fart sniffing dogshit. Cheers ---- 183100444 -> lynch -Aren't these pretentious af? -Saw a short he made which is literally a picture for few minutes and then, a different picture, really moves the medium forward ainnit ---- 183100480 -its lynch without all the talented cinematographers, set designers, lighting techs, etc etc that make his other movies beautiful. its like looking at the scribbles and sketches that an artist made on some cocktail napkins that would eventually lead to a great painting. ---- 183100519 -It's my favorite Lynch movie. ---- 183100601 -The usual Lynch jumpscare in this movie was so bad it made me laugh my ass off. -Given that this is Lynch, however, who the fuck knows what the intention was. ---- 183100895 -The average lynch enjoyer ---- 183101768 ->>183100444 -Kill yourself ---- 183102042 ->>183100444 ->pretentious -Too many people use this word and don't know what it means. ---- 183102607 ->>183100365 (OP) -not his best work, but a completely successful and entertaining experiment. he was trying digital cameras for the first time, and his release from the technical burdens of film inspired him. the entire film was essentially improvised from ideas and scripts written sometimes as early as the night before shooting. ---- 183102673 ->>183100895 -i hope this is satirical. but if not, i hope this man has learned from the error of his ways. ---- 183102769 ->>183100365 (OP) - -Its SHIT -Its complete SHIT -Its a well known director getting some meney and some actors together to make a random sketch of a thing he brainfarted once and then made it run for 2 hours plus -Its complete fucking SHIT ---- 183102977 ->>183100365 (OP) -it's the endboss of cinema diff --git a/tv/183100432.txt b/tv/183100432.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1cf4d3cf9436dba6a698830cf1f9622ab8ea2d92..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100432.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,52 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100432 ->make thread about film -> archived in record breaking 60 seconds - ->make another Oppenheimer meme thread ->oscillates between pages 1 - 2 for 2 days ---- 183100565 -Great artstyle. Whomst the artist? ---- 183100605 ->>183100565 -Me :) ---- 183100615 ->>183100432 (OP) ->doesn't know the difference between an image board and a message board -you post in generals, don't you boomer ---- 183100656 ->>183100605 -You got more? ---- 183100685 ->>183100656 -yeah ---- 183100745 ->>183100565 -Lilio and Stitch man ---- 183101088 ->>183100685 -Nigger dont teast just post it ---- 183101233 ->>183100432 (OP) -That forced meme is the gayest forced meme yet. -100% HIV positive AIDS. ---- 183102049 ->>183101088 -nah ---- 183102112 ->>183100432 (OP) -So hot ---- 183102234 ->>183100432 (OP) -my dick ---- 183102245 ->>183100432 (OP) -I love coffee bros ---- 183102387 ->>183102049 -Not him but fuck yo thread then ---- 183102449 ->>183100565 -Its Chris Sanders you gooners ---- 183103506 -i really want to quit the internet altogether. people are just mean and uninteresting these days, but i keep coming back to /tv/ because im lonely. also once in a while there is a nice thread about movies. diff --git a/tv/183100495.txt b/tv/183100495.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d12aca3ec64e7ec089a745994a92c2ee73fe4cfe..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100495.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,108 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100495 ->what women will do to get a good fuck ---- 183100533 -A true blackpill film, women are less than literal flesh craving demons, never trust them ---- 183100582 ->>183100533 -kirsty seemed alright ---- 183101023 ->>183100533 ->A true blackpill film -Only if you're a faggot who can't satisfy a woman. ---- 183101066 ->>183100533 -100% true ---- 183101169 ->>183100495 (OP) ->>183100533 -Frank is not a woman though. ---- 183101269 ->>183101169 -You’re talking to literal retards that don’t watch any of the films they screech about. ---- 183101303 ->>183101169 -Frank was less morally culpable than the whore who literally sacrificed souls to "orgasm" (the female orgasm is a myth and any instances of it happening are clinically proven to be placebo) ---- 183101372 ->>183100495 (OP) ->>183100533 -You seem to forget that the woman in the film is nothing more than a weak creature whose mind is manipulated by CHUD ---- 183101524 -Hellraiser thread? ---- 183101538 ->>183101372 ->forget -No, it's the main thing I remember. Hence, blackpill ---- 183101573 ->>183101538 -Just imagine if Frank was black, ha-ha. ---- 183101620 ->THE PIZZA BOX ---- 183101626 ->>183100533 ->A true blackpill film -A true blackpill film from gay mind to the gay audience. ---- 183101641 ->>183101573 ---- 183101651 ->>183101620 -He was unironically not that bad in the movie. ---- 183101669 ->>183101626 -angry roastie, tits and GTFO ---- 183101697 -Cute! ---- 183101777 ->>183100582 ->Kirsty's love interest wearing a Rubik's cube shirt. The fashionable puzzle box of that time, representing new and mysterious sexual adventure, albeit that only provided by our world and culture. ->>183100495 (OP) ->Female cenobite has another vagina carved into her throat ->Butterball has an open gut wound, looks like the typical gay fistpig. -The book calls them theologians of the gash. They mix pain with pleasure. They have new fuck holes carved into them. In the book, Frank expected connoisseurs of both subtle and base exotic delights, with an entourage of well-conditioned virgin whores. Instead he's greeted with strong vanilla oil attempting to cover the stench of putrid open wounds. He sees the cenobites with no expression on their faces. He describes them as passionless eunuchs. -Clive Barker is obviously a fag who saw the future of queer shit with trannies, the medicalization of their disfigurements and so on. ---- 183101801 ->>183101651 -He looked and sounded too goofy. I thought the guy in Judgement was superior. ---- 183101984 ->>183101023 -Like you? ---- 183102007 ->>183101984 -Shit, (You) got me. ---- 183102366 ->>183101801 -I expected worse. ---- 183102402 -THE BOX -YOU OPENED IT -WE CAME ---- 183102636 ->>183102402 -How old is this picture? ---- 183102790 ->>183102636 -not old, like 2023 or '22 ---- 183102844 ->>183102790 -Good Lord, the Blonshinskies are incedibly J*wish. ---- 183102862 ->>183102844 -Was the first indicator them castrating their child or posing in a frame of menorahs? ---- 183102899 ->>183100533 ->An exhausting journey into the director's sick imagination. Wealth of bloody shreds of flesh, repulsive scenes. The morbid love of the wife, the pure evil of the man, the innocence of the girl form a perfect triangle. Tension, anxiety about the traumas of the innocent, and the metaphysical ending. - -It's certified, undeniable, incontrovertible kino for film in general (not just by horror film standards) and you WILL respect it ---- 183102958 ->>183100495 (OP) -was the new one any good? i liked 1 and 2 but 3 was so bad i just stopped ---- 183103222 ->>183102899 -Honestly it was pretty bad but the scene where the guy was getting reassembled was pretty cool ---- 183103250 ->>183102958 -It's average at best, which is pretty good for this series. The biggest problem is that it's so dark you can barely see anything ---- 183103299 ->>183103250 ->it's so dark you can barely see anything -literally all modern media, many such cases diff --git a/tv/183100531.txt b/tv/183100531.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 916576053469ce91b3d703f8c2ff7b7e7256d025..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100531.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,98 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100531 -. ---- 183100547 -'Mornin jack ---- 183100577 ->>183100531 (OP) -he wants to be Marlon Brando so bad ---- 183100586 -Literally me ---- 183100598 ->85 year old man looks like a guy in his 50s -jack won ---- 183100623 -a charismatic actor who hasnt followed the strict diet meme and is still alive at 86? I love you Jack. Keep going. ---- 183100687 ->>183100562 -holy kek ---- 183100743 ->>183100531 (OP) ->im such a heckin misunderstood genius ---- 183100752 -... ---- 183100921 ->same thread 2 days later - -nighttime /tv/ sux cox ---- 183100922 ->>183100743 ->just standing on his balcony unshaved -Who does this guy think he is? ---- 183100936 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxkuwez0xks [Embed] ---- 183101190 ->>183100531 (OP) -Years ago we had the church ---- 183101704 ->>183100531 (OP) -kino ---- 183101812 ->>183100531 (OP) ->I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe ---- 183101872 ->tfw Jacks hairline at 29 ---- 183101901 -Old man is...le old? ---- 183102444 ->>183100531 (OP) -thought this was a pic of me ---- 183102477 -didn't he have dementia? ---- 183102520 ->>183100531 (OP) -wow, he's me ---- 183102553 ->>183100531 (OP) -This is the face of someone who enjoyed life to the fullest. He's done every single depravity he ever wanted to do, fucked every women he wanted to, and was known to throw expensive parties and booze for days while high on drugs. - -What else is there to do? That's what I read in that face. It's like eternal post ejaculation clarity. ---- 183102647 ->>183100531 (OP) ->HEEEEEEEERE'S JA-aw who gives a goddamn... ---- 183102698 ->>183100531 (OP) ->guys we haven't seen him in like 2 years, he could be dead, we're so concerned!! ->*walks out on his balcony, scratches himself, farts, refuses to elaborate* -Absolutely based ---- 183102854 ->>183100531 (OP) -I wish I was this comfy. ---- 183102919 ->>183100936 -poor guy looks legit confused ---- 183103106 ->>183102444 -it is you, jack. ---- 183103356 ->>183100531 (OP) ->waking up on monday ---- 183103372 ->>183100531 (OP) -Pussy overdose ---- 183103387 ->>183100531 (OP) -Literally me ---- 183103415 -timothee chalamet in ten years ---- 183103432 ->>183100531 (OP) -Me tomorrow ---- 183103463 ->>183102841 -How did bro survive this meal? Gandolfoni legit died immediately after eating fried seafood. ---- 183103575 ->>183103463 -Gandolfini was legit 450 lbs ---- 183103883 -He looks great for 85 wtf are you faggots complaining about? diff --git a/tv/183100532.txt b/tv/183100532.txt deleted file mode 100644 index dd47746971710ee48bd9074d6844052b2ab5e9f3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100532.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100532 ->I knoooow, that's craaazy ---- 183100604 ->>183100532 (OP) -Holy freakin crap Lois ---- 183101153 ->>183100532 (OP) -Lois, I just figured out how to ---- 183102140 ->>183100532 (OP) -Lois I’m home from the clam ---- 183102161 ->>183100532 (OP) -Lois where’s Stewie ---- 183103346 ->>183100532 (OP) -LOIS HELP THE VOID IS TAKING ME AGAIN! ---- 183103824 ->>183100532 (OP) -Lois I fahted ---- 183103882 ->>183103346 -It is a good pain, Lois diff --git a/tv/183100580.txt b/tv/183100580.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 46519404484ff97fa97eea71f2c6e4f0125e9a0c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100580.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100580 ->You either die Ferris Beuler ->or live long enough to become Mathew Broadrick ---- 183100815 ->>183100580 (OP) -The guy playing Cameron was actually in his 30s ---- 183100832 ->>183100815 -Yeah but how many irish women did he run over? ---- 183101132 ->>183100580 (OP) -I choose Parker Lewis ---- 183101142 ->>183100580 (OP) -They both fucked up a car ---- 183101168 ->>183100815 -His name is Connor Roy ---- 183102699 ->>183100815 -Still a super cute twink t b h f am ---- 183103559 ->>183100832 -5 ---- 183103782 ->>183100815 ->that face when guy you thought was a hot boy is an old ass 30 year old diff --git a/tv/183100595.txt b/tv/183100595.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b31ae2ab6ba87401f8fffaa0cdca22d4d7933dab..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100595.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,37 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100595 -Olivia Hussey's daughter, India Eisley ---- 183100727 -hello nurse ---- 183100772 ->harder ---- 183100796 ->>183100595 (OP) -pretty disappointing looking considering her mom ---- 183100918 ->>183100796 -u wot m8 ---- 183100947 ->>183100595 (OP) -I hate this bitch ---- 183101114 ->>183100595 (OP) -Very smoochable. ---- 183101165 ->>183100595 (OP) -Black men ---- 183101180 ->>183100918 -fat face -no offense ---- 183101549 ->>183100918 -she's almost 30 now ---- 183102126 ->>183100796 -watch out or she'll do this to u. ---- 183102273 -i feel good about her being olivia hussey's daughter. imagine if her name was india hussey ---- 183103149 ->>183100595 (OP) -Needs to do a remake of Romeo And Juliet. diff --git a/tv/183100614.txt b/tv/183100614.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 947c4c5d1709c76b00f0353ceb6be0ed8d52744f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100614.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100614 -what's her street name? ---- 183101781 -She's very pretty and I want to smooch her ---- 183101903 ->>183100614 (OP) -Fairies come from European folklore, an African fairy makes no sense. ---- 183102170 ->>183101903 -Clearly you've never seen Tariq Nasheed ---- 183102224 ->>183100614 (OP) -Stringer Bell ---- 183102247 ->>183100614 (OP) -Niggerbell ---- 183102292 -Lil Shiznit ---- 183102309 ->>183100614 (OP) -Probably a reddit opinion but i want them to make an accurate peter pan adaptation thats dark and the pirates are all kids that escaped from peter and god to age. -Fuck disney for kid-ifying all those kino stories ---- 183102317 ->>183100614 (OP) -Ayo flyin’ ---- 183102344 ->>183102224 -KEKed pretty hard, bravo! ---- 183102357 ->>183101903 -I don't care about fairies and european folklore, I just don't want to see ugly niggers in my movies ---- 183102383 ->>183100614 (OP) -Thugzilla Niggawings III ---- 183102399 ->>183102224 -Top kek ---- 183102418 ->>183100614 (OP) -Tinky Winky Wanky Ho ---- 183102951 ->>183102170 diff --git a/tv/183100701.txt b/tv/183100701.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 522a6c8e30b250c2d31dd20a134cf184ee7d699a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100701.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,79 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100701 -She's 21 so I don't know why they went out of their way to hide it but Sophia Lillis has a fat ass now and the few glimpses of it I got in Honor Among Thieves were glorious. - -Anyways all the actors were good but largely underutilized except Chris Pine. Writing was good, effects were overall good, better than nuMarvel at least. Laughed at least once and hour. - -8/10, underutilized characters a lot, especially the tiefling, but still a very enjoyable movie. ---- 183100717 ->>183100701 (OP) -I should be more specific, Chris Pine was the best actor there but he was appropriately utilized ---- 183100779 ->>183100701 (OP) ->Dungeons and Dragons ->virgins thirsting after Sophia Lillis -Another day on tv ---- 183100812 -her feet are bad ---- 183100853 -Are Red Wizards actually that powerful she seems like a demigod like she’s not Elminister ---- 183100877 ->>183100812 -This and its the only thing that matters ---- 183100991 ->>183100853 -Some of them are. Time stop is a 9th-level spell so she's got some juice. Szass Tam's goal isn't possible anymore though. ---- 183101008 ->>183100877 -You're a type of gay that isn't even titled yet. Regardless: you should feel shame. ---- 183101035 ->>183100701 (OP) -If she genuinely has a fatty she will be my favourite woman creature on the planet. Post evidence or die. ---- 183101129 ->>183100701 (OP) -real subtle ad -got beaten by renfield this week and is already losing theaters ---- 183101356 ->>183101035 -I'd love to but I can barely find any pics of her anywhere and they hid her like they were ashamed of her in the promotional art ---- 183101498 ->>183101356 -Fuck. How dare they disrespect muh queen. ---- 183101681 -Do NOT sexualize the tiefling ---- 183101719 ->>183101356 -This is so weird, why is she always in the back ---- 183101730 ->>183100701 (OP) -She unironically walks and moves in general like she has back problems. ---- 183101764 -Post her sexy feet. ---- 183101767 ->>183101730 -her whole family are gimps and she had chonky feet ---- 183101793 ->>183101764 ->post her swollen bulbous feet ---- 183102012 ->>183100701 (OP) -That's a tranny. ---- 183102386 ->>183101793 -disgusting hobbit feet. ---- 183102716 -It's not fair, I swear that during the middle of the movie it was like 40 minutes where she didn't have a single line of dialogue and just followed everyone ---- 183102936 ->>183101793 ---- 183103500 -Watch gretel and hansel you mongoloids ---- 183103598 ->"tiefling" ->doesn't even have hooves ---- 183103617 ->>183100779 -Daisy Head is hotter, but Ive had sex. ---- 183103744 ->>183101767 -Holy shit those hands -Did all the mothers in this family drink while pregnant? diff --git a/tv/183100799.txt b/tv/183100799.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 005aa5eb692ee8d439583bad9b7a67fbb2be2efc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100799.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,730 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100799 -> ---- 183100831 -https://soundcloud.com/liltrapphone/so-clean - ->is that underground legend Lil Trapphone? Turn that all the way off my guy lets turn the persona 5 ost back on ---- 183100833 ->it's the trannies brainwashing our children -Why is it that chuds are always guilty of literally everything they blame on trannies? ---- 183100838 -Im so mad i didnt think of this ---- 183100880 ->>183100799 (OP) -It's over ---- 183100920 ->>183100833 -Look, retard. This soijack shit is all over twitter. You fucks co-opted it and now retards are showing it to their kids. ---- 183100940 ->>183100920 -I weep for the future ---- 183100952 ->>183100833 -The sharty is half chuds half trannies. It is uncertain how to identify the suspects showing these soÿjak videos to kids. ---- 183100962 ->Report ->Inappropriate for children ---- 183100987 ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 -Soijaks and chudjaks have been a fucking disaster of a meme for the entire world. Manage to not only ruin the internet, but the world also. -I just wonder how Generation Alpha is going to turn out... ---- 183101004 ->>183100833 -OP vid was made for fun, libtards make their videos to indoctrinate children into far left gender ideology and sexual confusion ---- 183101007 ->>183100920 ->>183100952 ->chud defense force in instant containment mode ---- 183101020 ->>183100987 ->I just wonder how Generation Alpha is going to turn out... -like a shittier, more brain damaged version of zoomers ---- 183101032 ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 -kek it's so ogre ---- 183101042 ->>183100799 (OP) -There is literally nothing wrong with Basedtube Kids. It's basically just cartoons with the added benefit of being made by a person who doesn't want to brainwash your kid ---- 183101061 ->>183100799 (OP) -4Channel represent WORLDWIDE baby -/qa/ won ---- 183101062 ->>183100833 -TOTAL CHUD VICTORY CONFIRMED ---- 183101077 ->>183100833 -How is singing the monkeys on the bed song but with memes indoctrination of any ideology? ---- 183101083 ->shoops are getting to real for the newgags ---- 183101084 ->>183100833 -What exactly are those chud cartoons brainwashing kids with tho? ---- 183101091 ->>183101032 -I'm thinking we're back ---- 183101096 ->>183101042 -Put your mouth on an exhaust pipe ---- 183101103 ->>183100833 -Trannies are brainwashing children to mutilate themselves. Chuds are educating children on numbers and language ---- 183101116 ->>183101020 -But enough about millennials. ---- 183101123 ->>183101096 ->coombrained degenerate can't even insult without homosexual imagery ---- 183101124 ->>183100799 (OP) -chuddies rise up ---- 183101140 ->>183100799 (OP) -lol ---- 183101149 ->that attempt at imitating the finger wag -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgT9zGkiLig [Embed] ---- 183101156 ->>183100799 (OP) -wow ---- 183101159 ->leftards create chud to attack right wingers ->right wingers create innocent chud content for children so they grow up to love chuds -Another loss for the left side of the meme war ---- 183101161 -Is there a coding bootcamp I could go to to make fun soijak memes like this? ---- 183101182 ->>183100987 -lmfao you sound like a HUGE faggot ---- 183101188 -we will NEVER be free of wojak and frogs ---- 183101193 ->>183101004 -Yeah that's why they have a YouTube Kids channel? Stfu you disingenuous faggot ---- 183101203 ->comments turned off -I know you're in this thread you pussy, turn them on ---- 183101215 ->>183101203 -I think they are automatically turned off for Youtube kids shit ---- 183101222 -I love this stuff because it’s all building up to the sharty fags getting destroyed harder than when hiro killed their board. Gonna send this to liberal lefty fags along with the TND stuff. ---- 183101225 ->>183101193 -What exactly is bad about that vid tho? - ->>183101203 -All jewtube kids videos have comments turned off. ---- 183101245 ->>183101215 ->>183101225 -man youtube sucks ---- 183101248 -based ---- 183101250 ->>183101103 ->>183101077 ->>183101084 ->>183101159 ->coordinate talking points already circulating on 4channel from chudcord -These "people" are literally creating content to directly communicate to your children and tell you that it's alright -C.oombrained, -H.omosexual, -U.nderage-grooming, -D.eranged pedohiles ---- 183101268 ->>183101159 -they may have the institutions -but we have the memes -poor bastards ---- 183101273 ->>183101222 -Why can't you make content? ---- 183101292 ->>183101248 -thats a big apple ---- 183101293 ->>183100833 -Lol u made them mad ---- 183101300 -https://soundcloud.com/liltrapphone/so-clean - -im bored listen to my music ---- 183101306 -Why does the last little chuddie not understand the folly of his ways? Four of his brothers had already fallen off the bed and bumped their heads. ---- 183101325 -you retarts are fighting yourselves. i'm gonna go have a pop tart or twoi ---- 183101326 ->>183101306 ->Why does the last little chuddie not understand the folly of his ways? Four of his brothers had already fallen off the bed and bumped their heads. -chuds resist group think -sometimes to their own detriment -its a feature not a bug ---- 183101334 ->>183101293 -All you have to do is point out how they're guilty of the things they blame trannies of doing and it usually rattles their cage a bit ---- 183101349 -Just woke from a coma. -Qrd on this shit? ---- 183101355 ->>183101250 -Chud was invented by leftists. Its your word ---- 183101358 ->>183101123 -It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea than that he should cause one of these little ones to sin. -Matthew 18.6 ---- 183101359 ->>183101250 -What damage does seeing a dumb chuds jumping on a bed video cause to a child tho? ---- 183101367 -You mean to say I could've gotten paid for all my shitposting??? ---- 183101393 ->>183101334 -Still trying to get you fucks to actually answer the question of what exactly are these vids supposedly brainwashing kids with. ---- 183101409 ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 -Society is healing. ---- 183101419 ->>183101062 ->>183101091 -just imagine theses chud pic but with late 1800's oil on canvas - neoclassical romantic style -just imagine if somebody was that good at painting, the highest quality memes that could be done, undeniable art level memes ---- 183101420 ->Kids are having a mini parade during school holding flags i don't like I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!! ---- 183101433 ->>183101367 ->you mean... i'm a faggot memelord tourist??????? ---- 183101440 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo [Embed] ---- 183101445 ->>183101393 -This is the culture your kind wishes to create. ---- 183101452 ->>183101273 -Making content is a meme. I’ve spread my seed by producing screenshots with zero effort that I still see reposted daily. ---- 183101458 ->>183101091 -The fucking squirrel lmao ---- 183101493 ->>183101445 -My kind? I am not even an american, I got no fucking clue what that picture's context even is. ---- 183101504 -/qa/ is a cultural phenomenon ---- 183101506 ->>183101445 -Saner than any libtard alive ---- 183101507 ->>183101440 -I'm trying to laugh so I don't cry ---- 183101510 ->>183100833 -IT'S OK WHEN WE DO IT BECAUSE.... BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK?????? ---- 183101517 ->>183101349 -No one is going to answer? Is this just a ciclejerk of some ramdo at youtube? ---- 183101539 ->>183100799 (OP) -We, as 4chan, no longer take responsibility for wojaks. They’re in the late adoption stage of underground memes, and are only used unironically by suicidal 13 year olds. If this website were smart, they’d soon start marking wojaks as underage posting. ---- 183101540 ->>183101440 -For me it's the german version -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElVAY4Vreuo [Embed] ---- 183101576 ->>183100833 -YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE TROON McGOON ---- 183101590 ->>183101510 ->>183101576 -What are those vids brainwashing kids with tho? ---- 183101607 ->>183101539 -frogposting should result in insta-perma-rangebans ---- 183101608 ->>183101458 -the squirrel is ALWAYS the funniest part -I love that little nigga like you wouldn't believe ---- 183101612 ->>183100799 (OP) -Not our fault, Hiro killed /qa/ ---- 183101618 ->>183101539 ->We ---- 183101621 ->>183100987 -They've been incredible for OC. The OP is proof of that. You're just mad. ---- 183101637 ->>183101607 ->frogposting should result in insta-perma-rangebans -delete this ---- 183101668 ->>183100833 -The same reason they claim to hate trannies but then transition themselves a couple of years later ---- 183101675 -This thread is basically some discord weirdous circlejerking and posting their shit videos. ---- 183101689 ->>183101637 -fry up frogposters and eat their legs ---- 183101690 -/qa/ has - -undeniably - -inarguably - -unquestionably - -irrefutably - -undoubtedly - -incontrovertibly - -positively - -indubitably - -WON ---- 183101691 ->>183101608 -Top lel. ---- 183101715 ->>183101445 -Ave, true to Caesar ---- 183101729 ->>183101689 ->irrational hatred of right wing memes -who's making you lurk her bud? blink twice if it's paramount ---- 183101735 ->>183101091 ->>183101458 ->>183101608 ->>183101691 -what does the squirrel represent tho ---- 183101751 ->>183101735 -it's NUTS ---- 183101754 ->>183101727 -ohhh boy that's a new one for me ->>183101735 ->what does the squirrel represent tho -lurkers? ---- 183101760 ->>183101675 ->chudcord spilling onto /tv/ -Happens hundreds of time a day anymore. Point it out too often and the chud jannie saps you with a three day ---- 183101763 -i saw what you did ---- 183101770 ->>183100833 ->trannies brainwash children to castrate themselves and get raped ->parents “””brainwash”””” children to be wary of these predators -see the difference? - ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 -unironically better than watching modern (((Disney)))) or something ---- 183101775 ->>183100833 ->its fine when trannies do it -oh do fuck off -t. incel ---- 183101783 ->>183101760 -chuds don't use discord, that's for lefty fags -we just use 4chan -you're on our side of the internet faggot ---- 183101784 ->>183101690 -thoughever perchance ---- 183101792 ->>183100799 (OP) -I hate wojaks so fucking much I swear to god. ---- 183101804 ->>183101778 ---- 183101810 ->>183101349 ->woke -fr fr no sleep ---- 183101816 ->>183100833 ->Asking a single question kicks the hive and gets all the coordinated butt buddies (You)ing him -This anon trolls ---- 183101828 ->>183101810 ---- 183101829 ->>183101783 -The sharty is just two warring schizocords, you're not fooling anyone ---- 183101844 ->>183101349 -First there was wojak (you should know from before the coma). -Then there was sòyjak who are a caricature of numale leftist nerds. -Then the leftists made chùdjak who is a caricature of a right wing mass shooter. Chùd is a word they made up since they can't use real insults or any real words for that matter without being ableiest or <word>phobic. -Since leftists are mostly normies, chùdjak apparently made it to youtube children videos. ---- 183101853 ->>183101783 ->t. here since his favorite trump subreddit was banned in 2018 ---- 183101865 ->>183101792 -Soulless ---- 183101877 ->>183101829 -get 4chanX and have it mark novel IPs -helps discern samefagging in psyop boards with no post ids. ---- 183101896 -Mental illness. ---- 183101900 ->>183101292 -4u ---- 183101902 ->>183101853 -Q started here -it's always been right wing -also reddit still runs Patriots.win -no one left reddit and came to 4chan -you fags just started flooding 4chan with bots in 2017 when Trump took office and you sperged out ---- 183101906 ->>183101828 -kek post the rest ---- 183101926 ->>183101865 -this ---- 183101940 ->>183101853 -Ummm chudbros??? Our response? The script doesn't say anything about this... FUCK everyone get back to the discord and regroup... ---- 183101953 ->Q started here ->it's always been right wing ->also reddit still runs Patriots.win ->no one left reddit and came to 4chan ->you fags just started flooding 4chan with bots in 2017 when Trump took office and you sperged out ---- 183101957 ->>183101816 ->This anon trolls -lmaoing with you fellow anonymous ---- 183101965 ->>183101248 ->unironically posting fruitjaks ---- 183101975 ->>183101902 ->I'm such an oldfag, I've been here since Qanon -Oof newfag chuddie, not a good look ---- 183101983 ->>183101906 ---- 183101985 ->>183101419 -AI will do it ---- 183101993 ->>183101420 -go back ---- 183102006 ->>183101983 ---- 183102013 ->>183100799 (OP) -what kind of name is blud ---- 183102017 ->>183101853 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_celebrity_nude_photo_leak ---- 183102027 -There's a big difference between letting curated children's media that you trust babysit your kids and letting youtube autoplay do it and the fact new parents let their toddlers use youtube at all is frightening. ---- 183102033 ->>183101975 ->I'm going to pretend 4chan isn't right wing ---- 183102034 ->>183101539 -Death to soiteens ---- 183102040 ->>183101359 -BECASUE THEYRE BEING TOLD THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH BEING A CHUDDIE ---- 183102054 ->>183101902 -I was in the threads where Q was designed. It was supposed to be a gay op to mobilize fag boomers into supporting trump for lulz. Of course, because we made the mistake of attracting attention from Hilary and the rest of the kikes, now Q is a retard roundup for feds and glowies to keep those same worthless boomers from ever mobilizing again for anything. Two more weeks Indeed. As far as parts of history I have been present to witness, I have to say Q was the most interesting. 9/11 had plenty of moments bought and buried to sell the retarded narrative, but this was like 99% buried, obscured, hidden, and then mythologized and I was old enough to actually see it happen and understand in real time. What a fucking ride. ---- 183102064 ->>183101419 -unrelated but I'm so fucking pumped for WP2 -Charles is appropriately schizo and I can't wait for space is fake sketches ---- 183102066 ->>183102013 -Bro in the UK ---- 183102067 ->>183102027 ->There's a big difference between letting curated children's media that you trust babysit your kids and letting youtube autoplay do it and the fact new parents let their toddlers use youtube at all is frightening. -behold the esl ---- 183102071 ->>183101637 -Based ->>183101689 -kys nigger ---- 183102078 ->>183101983 -haha thanks had a shit day these always cheer me up ---- 183102082 -https://soundcloud.com/liltrapphone/so-clean ---- 183102086 ->>183102054 ->I was in the threads where Q was designed. -no you weren't. ---- 183102088 ->>183102067 -not him but that's perfect english you ape ---- 183102094 ->>183101690 -cope the post ---- 183102105 ->>183102054 ->fedshit -yawnerino ---- 183102108 ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 -Oh fuck it’s spreading ---- 183102109 ->>183102088 ->not him but that's perfect english you ape -sure thing poopskin ---- 183102143 ->>183102109 -describe to me the error ---- 183102149 -drop fresh, live frogposters into the pot and deep fry them a crispy golden brown ---- 183102160 ->>183102054 - -I thought it was a retarded LARP from day one. ---- 183102175 ->>183102149 -Honestly... This be lookin' a sexy... The curves... ---- 183102183 ->>183102006 -more lol ---- 183102186 ->>183102160 ->reddit spacing ---- 183102188 ->>183102143 -if you can't see it then you're not white ---- 183102196 ->>183100799 (OP) -isnt he a little too old to be watching "5 little chuddys"? ---- 183102200 ->>183102108 -/qa/ won bros ---- 183102201 ->>183102082 -legit art need someone to run ai over this ---- 183102205 ->>183102188 -not an answer ---- 183102210 ->>183102086 -IIRC it was invented by board goers way before then, like late 2015, of course as for all successful chan projects it later moved offboard. Still, rousing success. Shame what the feds did with it all. ->>183102105 -Believe what you want, plenty of merchants shilling coolaide for a quick buck out here nigger. Fact of the matter is that Q was made by anons, and then when it had run its course the feds used it like a skin suit to tame whatever retarded remained past their usefulness ->>183102160 -Good for you, noticing the thing that was openly advertised as fake and gay was in fact still fake and gay years later ---- 183102219 ->>183102183 -That's all I got. ---- 183102244 ->>183102205 -it is if you're white ---- 183102248 ->>183102205 ->not an answer ---- 183102256 ->>183102210 ->IIRC -you're not remembering you're spinning a false narrative ---- 183102264 ->>183101358 -Mashallah <3 ---- 183102269 ->>183102188 ->>183102200 ->>183102244 -check't ---- 183102296 ->>183102256 -Formerly Chucks ---- 183102304 ->>183102210 ->feds -MEDS NOW ---- 183102316 ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 -w*jakniggers are mentally ill ---- 183102324 -i think an average penis is far more attractive than an average vagina. i can't fuck a penis though, so ---- 183102336 -I think most of you pol fags are tranny level ill, but holy fuck if yall aren't ten times funnier than any living libby ---- 183102342 ->>183100809 ->h-hey lil niece go sit in front of the tv so I can make a meme and get internet famous.. ---- 183102365 -If I can't make OC, I don't think chuddies should be allowed to either. ---- 183102392 ->>183102296 -based sneed poster ---- 183102406 ->>183102336 ->tranny level ill -kys stormfag ---- 183102437 ->>183100833 ->No one mentions trannies ->OH MY GOD THESE CHUDS ARE SO BIGOTED AGAINST TRANS PEOPLE! ---- 183102457 ->>183102406 ->basedbooru -of course there is ---- 183102506 ->>>/pol/423820199 ---- 183102543 ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 ---- 183102616 ->>183102506 ->>183102543 -I have no idea what those are even supposed to convey. Is this satire? ---- 183102621 ->>183100809 -what disgusting interior design ---- 183102681 ->>183101608 -lmao ---- 183102701 ->>183101691 -art ---- 183102756 ->>183100987 -I’m sick of everything being either a wojak or a pepe derivative. ---- 183102798 ->>183100799 (OP) ->>183100809 ->le epic shartjakker ->hapa kids -lmao ---- 183102801 -/qa/ ascended ---- 183102802 ->>183101691 -wow the whole gang's here! ---- 183102886 -The "muh OC" complaint stopped applying a long time ago. The sharty is putting out more OC, and higher quality OC, than 4chan has done in over a decade. How derivative is this, really? It took on a life of its own years ago. ->>>/wsg/183102756 ---- 183102924 ->>183102886 -Don't know how I fucked up that link albeit ->>>/wsg/5045474 ---- 183102967 ->>183102756 ->I’m sick of everything being either a wojak or a pepe derivative. ---- 183102982 ->>183102616 -You're just stupid. ---- 183102983 ->>183101792 -why do people even call it wojak? Wojak is "this is me". Basedjak is absurdism. Pissed the tranny jannies off so much they shut down a board. Also ironic you're posting tranime ---- 183102993 ->>183102082 -I like how they have fully embraced the Crusius wojak at this point LOL ---- 183103033 ->>183102993 ->I like how they have fully embraced the Crusius wojak at this point LOL -all your memes are belong to us ---- 183103059 ->>183100799 (OP) -It's over..../qa/ won... ---- 183103066 -How did Chud backfire so hard as an insult? ---- 183103085 ->>183103066 -It has no teeth and no grounding. It's like if I went up to someone and called them a gibbleguppy, it's meaningless ---- 183103122 ->>183101539 ->we ---- 183103181 ->>183101539 -I'm 32, been here half my life now, and I post 'jaks every day. -Where's your OC? ---- 183103193 ->>183103066 -left can't meme ---- 183103239 ->>183100809 -No matter how you look at it, this was a victory. ---- 183103276 ->>183103122 -chitwood psyop is fake ---- 183103333 -I CERTIFY THIS THREAD A GEMERALD ---- 183103367 -'jak posting is dead - -/qa/ lost ---- 183103379 ->>183103333 -CHECKED -H -E -C -K -E -D ---- 183103386 ->>183103367 -Your front door is unlocked ---- 183103391 ->>183101691 -perfect art ---- 183103420 ->>183101445 -pretty based apart from the star of david ---- 183103430 ->>183101729 -Okay, now you’re just trying to be wrong. The earth is as round as your gut. ---- 183103451 ->>183103181 -based -permanently butthurt roleplaying newshits can't even comprehed satire and fun ---- 183103527 ->>183101729 ->LE EPIC RIGHT WING MEMES BRO ->I FOUND 4CHAN ON TWITTER ITS SO LE EDGY AND LE COOL NOT LIKE CRINGE TWITTER ->LE LAST BATTALION OF FREE SPEECH ON THE INTERNET ---- 183103569 ->>183100833 -fpbp ---- 183103651 ->>183103527 -yes ---- 183103676 ->>183103430 ->Okay, now you’re just trying to be wrong. The earth is as round as your gut. -correct -t.flat-ab chad ---- 183103691 -the sharty is the last remanent of oldcuck internet culture -we are the last place making actually new and funny memes, all the time -when was the last time 4cuck made memes like this constantly? -this is why /qa won, and 4cuck lost ---- 183103699 ->>183103527 -the butt hurt makes me so fucking happy ---- 183103749 ->>183100799 (OP) -I am convinced we now live in a simulation ---- 183103762 ->>183101965 ---- 183103788 -America is back babyyyyyy ---- 183103791 ->>183103691 -If that was true you wouldn't constantly come here for attention ---- 183103888 -anime chud diff --git a/tv/183100841.txt b/tv/183100841.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 114caf5dab1cee7f84915dfa147bcd168092831d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100841.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,60 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100841 -ITT: Official apologize to George Lucas thread. - -George, I'm sorry. Jar Jar wasn't that bad. ---- 183100894 -george shouldn't have sold it if he didn't want it to turn into mass produced slop. star wars was better when it was a sporadic event instead of shitty spinoffs and sequels every 3 months ---- 183100942 ->>183100841 (OP) -A little louder, meesa didn't hear you ---- 183100975 ->>183100841 (OP) -izzat jar jar's mama? ---- 183101028 -Star Wars always had stupid scenes in them. Just go "that just happened" and ignore it and move on. ---- 183101038 ->>183100841 (OP) -I wanted Lizzo to bend over, spread her big fat black ass cheeks, and use her asshole like a puppet and say “MEESA LOVE DISNEY” and then blast a stream of shit right onto the camera and thus the viewer. ---- 183101057 ->>183100841 (OP) -Will he apologize to us for the prequels first? Those don't get better just because the sequels are shit too ---- 183101065 ->>183100942 -MEESA SORRY ---- 183101076 ->>183101028 -other than the redux of return that had the music number in Jabba’s palace, nothing is as bad as disney wars. ---- 183101078 -Fuck you, George, you made it possible. ---- 183101136 -The prime age of viewing star wars is 10-13. Kids that age think jar jar is funny. They dont squirt soi juice out their eyes like you faggots ---- 183101146 -I legit have no problem with the black chick in this or jack black, they were fine and honestly pretty wholesome -Why aren't any of you faggots complaining about the cringe alien relationship that the Mando pirates crash, that was fucking terrible and felt weirdly forced ---- 183101264 ->>183101146 -That was also extremely bizarre. Let’s just people at Disney are all about “forbidden love.” ---- 183101266 -Star wars was never good... it's no worse now ---- 183101841 -HACK ---- 183101868 ->>183100841 (OP) -The prequels are still shit. ---- 183101881 -Never cared about jar jar and never found him to be outwardly abrasive. When they changed the voices of battle droids and super battle droids to be cartoony. THAT was abrasive ---- 183102043 ->>183100942 -i would dress up to look like picrel and let darth jar jar have his way with me if it meant all disneywars content was erased and the rights given back to lucas ---- 183103027 ->>183102043 -Are you a female girl? ---- 183103194 ->>183100894 -He never really cared about Star Wars in the first place and hated how he had all these grown up nerds criticizing something he thought was for children. ---- 183103856 -Reminder all nu wars is epic shit ---- 183103885 ->>183100841 (OP) -No matter what, Jar Jar was and still is bad. diff --git a/tv/183100907.txt b/tv/183100907.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 091f17f341d9a7f2bdc3c5769168858ad0bdd302..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100907.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,47 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100907 -What's everyone think of The Coens and PTA. Feel like they're incredibly well respected directors with a really high batting average and distinct style but just aren't talked about as much as say Tarantino ---- 183101242 ->>183100907 (OP) -PTA fell off hard. He hasn't been relevant since his epic "capitalism bad" movie. The Coens are just doing weird shit lately like Buster Scruggs and black Macbeth. ---- 183101288 ->>183100907 (OP) -PTA made literally 1 and a half good movies. he's not even in the running -Coens are the greatest living American filmmakers. and I say this as a raging antisemite ---- 183101593 ->>183101288 -Jews are very good entertainers - -Also which movie from PTA do you think is good? I thought all of em had merit except maybe his debut ---- 183101632 ->>183101242 -Phantom Thread was pretty big and a lot of people talked about Licorice Pizza last year. Granted that flick was just American Graffiti + FLCL but it was still solid ---- 183102272 ->>183101593 -1. Boogie Nights -2. TWBB -3. Magnolia -4. Hard Eight -5. The Master - -The rest of them are mostly pointless schlock ---- 183102352 ->>183101242 -PTA has yet to make something as shitty as The Ladykillers ---- 183102554 ->>183102352 -Inherent Vice would like a word with you ---- 183102626 ->>183102352 -If a director ain't have a dud they're not talented they're just cowards that ain't actually put themselves out there ---- 183102815 ->>183100907 (OP) -Coens make constant garbage -Movies need to have satisfying endings ---- 183102926 ->>183102815 -Maybe if you're a child ---- 183103539 ->>183102272 ->omitting PDL -shit taste diff --git a/tv/183100927.txt b/tv/183100927.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2409ccc3965388159d3153aace8633f8b1ab0c5a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100927.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,152 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100927 -Any good kino about superior men visiting foreign lands? ---- 183100955 ->>183100927 (OP) ->me on the left ---- 183100974 ->>183100927 (OP) -i've never had a white gf but used to get chinese girls like that all the time -they're all really greasy. their skin shines if they don't bathe ---- 183100978 ->>183100927 (OP) ->me in the back ---- 183100979 ->>183100927 (OP) -He looks like a dyel lanklet. She’s staring at him in disgust. ---- 183100997 ->>183100927 (OP) -The jaden smith karate kid ---- 183101000 ->>183100927 (OP) -Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World. -Jewish Man Albert Brooks goes to India ---- 183101036 ->>183100927 (OP) -Kickboxer. -https://youtu.be/H6Yxw4gxfpI [Embed] ---- 183101071 ->>183100927 (OP) -Why do they both lack shoulders? ---- 183101126 -I don't get it. ---- 183101199 ->>183101126 ---- 183101201 ->>183101126 -Tryhard weab got his ass kicked. ---- 183101361 ->>183100927 (OP) -Every time you post something like this, a certain group will spam shitted gay porn in the catalog. ---- 183101392 ->>183101361 -They already where anyway ---- 183101464 ->>183100927 (OP) -She cute ---- 183101497 ->>183101126 - -That fight sequence is a metaphor for western vs japan culture - ->Japan: Oh no I lost or failed better kill myself now ->West: If you fail, try try again, an ignorance to accept defeat and to keep pushing the limit - -Hence why the West won. ---- 183101531 ->>183100927 (OP) -Aguirre, the Wrath of God ---- 183101582 ->>183101126 -White people are so pathetic lol ---- 183101606 -apocalypto ---- 183101631 ->>183101582 -*SLUUUUUURPPPP* ---- 183101788 -Temple of Doom, the jeets worship him like a god ---- 183101913 -Friendly reminder that there is no AMXX relationship. - -It's either ->WFAM ->BFAM ->WMAM ->BMAM -Asian "men" are never the dominating part of a relationship. The entirety of Asia is just a fuck buffet for the rest of the world. ---- 183101968 ->>183101582 -Your entire life is defined by their conquests to the point that even if you don't live in a white country, you have to learn the language of my ancestors. - -I hate this retarded racebait too, but your coping is just embarrassing. ---- 183102104 ->>183101913 -Asian men are based. I don't care that much when a white woman marries one, since you know he will treat her right and be able to support a family and comes from a line of good people, rarely the case with any other race. Usually when white men date asian women they are just losers/weirdos who are rejected by good-looking women of their own race, they are weak liberal fathers who watch cable news and seethe over Trump. ---- 183102429 ->>183101913 ->there is no AMXX ->It's either ->WFAM ->BFAM ->WMAM ->BMAM -What's the difference between XXAM and AMXX? ---- 183102465 ->>183101582 -Yet they colonized you. What does that say about you, slanty? ---- 183102502 ->>183102104 -This is not true. Most asian men become assholes after marrying a white woman. Or they just show their normal nature ---- 183102531 ->>183100927 (OP) -This guy has a five head ---- 183102686 ->>183100927 (OP) -You can hear the SPLOOOOOOOOOSHHHH from that pic, amazing. ---- 183102857 ->>183102104 -Extreme cope ---- 183102876 ->>183101606 -that's not what the movie's about, it happens at the very end ---- 183102888 ->>183102104 ---- 183102918 ->>183102429 -The dominating part. Did you even read the post? Asians are not on top of any relationship. They're always being colonized. ---- 183102922 -I want to SEA recently as a white guy -highly recommended -just don't be old, ugly or nerdy, it's fucking cringe and I wanted to smash most of you ---- 183103136 ->>183101126 -I love this story trope of a person constantly getting up after a fight and then gains the respect of the opponent in the end despite clearly losing ---- 183103182 ->>183103136 -isn't this that bogged person that went to youtube and shot up people or something? ---- 183103230 ->>183101913 ---- 183103246 ->>183103182 -yee ---- 183103395 ->>183101913 -I knew a thai guy with a swedish gf. I've never had a swedish gf ---- 183103433 ->>183103182 -That's my wife you're talking about. ---- 183103474 ->>183100927 (OP) -Now post her reaction when she sees Tyrone ---- 183103487 ->>183100927 (OP) -Super gay ---- 183103779 ->>183102104 -Konnichiwa, dude! ---- 183103849 ->>183103230 -i dont get it ---- 183103896 ->>183103474 diff --git a/tv/183100961.txt b/tv/183100961.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7f31d30ad9f134e0e91764a26269a218d1f954ad..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100961.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,123 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100961 -Possible Kino of century incoming ---- 183101031 ->>183100961 (OP) -Fucking lol - -Bomb harder than one piece ---- 183101396 ->another fucking golden age adaptation -B O R I N G ---- 183101423 -Atleast Miura isn't alive to see this shit ---- 183101499 -Adi Shakar is a weird guy. Sometimes he produces kino and sometimes Youtube shit. ---- 183101619 ->>183100961 (OP) ->western beserk -WE NEED A GAYER HAWKS AND TRANS PEOPLE.ALSO REMINDER OF BLACK OPPRESSION IN FANTASY WORLD. ---- 183101656 ->western culture in such a decline that all that gets made is remakes of successes from decades ago ->You know what people want? More of this! -The entertainment industry needs new blood while also having a problem with not enough veteran talent. Hollywood is never coming back. ---- 183101709 ->>183101656 -they are gonna double down anon writer strike again. ---- 183102394 ->tfw not loaded enough to executive produce adaptations of the things I like ---- 183102411 -Stop it, just stop it ---- 183102435 -berserk should really be a slam dunk i mean what even needs to change. they'd find a way to fuck it up somehow. ---- 183102526 ->>183100961 (OP) -yay more derivative tripe ---- 183102570 -Western as in animation? As long as he doesnt make any more gay sex than there already is in the manga its fine. - Life action? Dropped ---- 183102683 ->>183100961 (OP) -Guts ---- 183102694 ->>183100961 (OP) -Griffith ---- 183102707 ->>183100961 (OP) -Casca ---- 183102720 ->Adi Shankar -MAKE DREDD 2 YOU FUCKING POO ---- 183102726 ->>183101656 ->>western culture in such a decline that all that gets made is remakes of successes from decades ago - -That's been the case for a while. Did you think Oceans 11 was new? ---- 183103292 ->>183100961 (OP) -This is the same fag who decided that an interracial MMF threeway was necessary for Alucard's character development. ---- 183103293 ->>183102435 -it's not. every arc is a different genre and it doesn't even have an ending ---- 183103319 ->>183103293 ->it doesn't even have an ending -How so ---- 183103341 ->>183100961 (OP) -Berserk already is western. It entirely takes place in basically medieval Europe. ---- 183103360 ->>183103292 -Isn't he just producer? Warren Ellis wrote the shitty script ---- 183103382 ->>183100961 (OP) -Doesn't need to and shouldn't be adapted literally 0 chance it will be good and I say this as a straight white male ---- 183103406 ->>183103292 -Is there an actual threeway? I thought it was just fanfiction. ---- 183103413 -If you wanna see how clueless this guy is and why hes one of the last people berserk should be given to then go watch his appearance on the pka podcast, literally could not answer at all what he did as a producer ---- 183103416 ->>183103319 -as in the author fucking died before finishing the story. the last panel is a little kid's dick ---- 183103457 ->>183100961 (OP) -Berserk has some really cool aesthetic and you kinda just appreciate the fact that exists, but the novelty kinda wears off after a point and really its just edgy grimdark done decently - -My relative has that curse symbol or whatever it is tattooed on his shoulder and it's the cringiest shit because he's not alpha in any way really, he draws furry porn for a living and his wife flirts with me everytime I visit ---- 183103483 ->>183100961 (OP) ->westerns literally can't create anything anymore and need to adapt eastern material -Holy shit, the west is fucking dead. ---- 183103523 ->>183100961 (OP) ->western ->by a poo -lol -lmao ---- 183103609 -Live action adaptation treatments should not be perceived as aspirational for material from other media. - -Berserk's popularity is tied to its medium. ---- 183103666 ->>183103609 ->Live action adaptation treatments should not be perceived as aspirational for material from other media. -You honestly think those suits are ever going to understand that? Lol, they just want money, and one of the guaranteed ways is a built-in audience from pre-existing shit. Something that is in a different medium just makes it that much more warranting and convincing to those executive suits buy the rights and do a shitty live action adaptation for the money. -Talent has long been dead in Hollywood. ---- 183103747 ->>183100961 (OP) -might have worked 20 years ago ---- 183103769 ->>183103483 ->berserk was already just a jap adaptation of western material -lol ---- 183103775 -castelevania was a shit adaptation. -murryfat can only corrupt with their fat brown hands. ---- 183103789 ->>183103666 -It was directed more towards fans, Father of Lies. ---- 183103858 ->>183103666 -Yea, this is why all these Hollywood adaptations of eastern properties fail. -They're ALL just a cashgrab, none of them are made by fans, they just make generic CGItrash and try to paint over it with a Japanese or Korean property, and that doesn't really work on fans of those properties since most of them aren't even American anyways. diff --git a/tv/183100976.txt b/tv/183100976.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c13e49eed85a45edc3426a82925dc9400612ebe0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183100976.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183100976 -This has become a national debacle here. Even in our ultra-nuts environment where unironic trannies get airtime, this still made everyone lose their marbles. Did (((they))) go too far? ---- 183101130 -It's literally just Jada Pinkett bitch-testing the world because she's still sad Tupac died ---- 183101187 ->>183100976 (OP) -who are they? ---- 183101246 -Cleopatra was Greek. It gives me cringe as a history major that they piss on things by forcing woke - -Worse if they did it to Anne Boleyn ---- 183101351 ->>183101246 -That is a TV show. It doesn't matter. This is a documentary, so it is actually trying to claim this, despite knowingly being bullshit. ---- 183102347 ->>183100976 (OP) -I'd watch this if Tupac was ceaser and will smith mark Anthony ---- 183102415 ->>183100976 (OP) -On the one side criticising Hancock and calling him racist and white supremacist for thinking history extends further back and that the early monuments are more impressive than people think they are, and then publishing literally race based hotep propaganda which the media won’t even criticize is the final fucking straw. ---- 183102633 ->>183100976 (OP) -(((they))) had nothing to do with it. this was a Jada Pinkett Smith project. Cleopatra being black has been a long held myth by African Americans. -here's a rap song from like 20 years ago named Cleopatra -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwfUiDJAGo [Embed] - -they don't really have much history wise so they think Cleopatra is black. - -it's pretty harmless but it's only harmful when so called academics push that kind of nonsense. ---- 183102700 ->>183100976 (OP) -Curious but where is "here"? - ->>183102633 -But it's a documentary and presented as the "truth". If it was a film it'd be harmless. ---- 183102887 ->>183100976 (OP) ->This has become a national debacle here -No it hasn't. ---- 183102944 ->>183100976 (OP) -It's tragic how modern Egyptians have more national pride towards someone who was a foreign ruler to them than Britbongs, who did nothing when they blackwashed Anne Boleyn and Elizabeth I. diff --git a/tv/183101092.txt b/tv/183101092.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0cbd4278561b62ac04f8dcc8c4ce7ee6ca094137..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101092.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,45 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101092 -Why hasn't it been topped in terms of raw footage? You'd think something like this could just as easily be made in Ukraine right now. Is it because filmmakers and journalists are too soft and/or lack passion? ---- 183101241 ->>183101092 (OP) ->In Ukraine -Not a chance, if they really want to show both sides and front line combat there's like a very high chance they die. Plus Africa Addio is more than just combat footage. Though I guess you can talk about other things on the European continent. ---- 183101360 ->>183101241 ->Not a chance, if they really want to show both sides and front line combat there's like a very high chance they die -Nigga the journalists in AA nearly got killed on multiple occasions. They were shot at in low-flying aircraft. They were nearly killed by soldiers until they decided they 'weren't white' for being Italian. These guys put their lives on the fucking LINE. And you're telling me we can't get a higher than iPhone-tier documentary on Ukrainian front lines and living conditions in sieged/shelled cities? - -But Ukraine is just a single example. Shit you could go back to Africa if you really wanted too. My point is that this sort of unfiltered journalism disappeared after Vietnam. You saw some of during the Persian Gulf but the stuff that makes it on the news and Netflix nowadays is so sanitized because the goal is to make money, not provide a clear picture of what's actually happening. ---- 183101513 ->>183101360 -If you get killed when you make the movie who is going to finish it? ---- 183101696 ->>183101513 -You just get lucky and don’t get killed? Obviously? - -On a serious note I am genuinely curious why people don’t put their lives on the line for their craft anymore. ->inb4 it isn’t worth getting killed -dude media industries are so over saturated by goyslop I’m shocked people DONT do death defying shit for attention. If Buster Keaton was doing his own stunts with zero safety precaution in the 21st century I feel like he’d be just as if not more popular as he was. ---- 183102424 ->>183101696 -They do get killed, its that you just dont read up on it. ---- 183102471 -Cowbros.....my legs are not doing so good ---- 183102490 ->>183101092 (OP) -It's because half of the footage was fake ---- 183102503 -I dont think the black genocide of Arabs in Africa was OK. -This might be a controversial opinion, but it needs to be said. ---- 183103524 ->>183102503 -Why are you talking like Reddit? We know this already, the film has it. Its only lefities that wont admit it. ---- 183103739 ->>183101513 -You need someone that actually cares about getting a story out there or sees the risk as worthy of the reward just like any of the journalists embedded in wars were. ->>183101696 -Do you think it would be worth it now? I'm not really sure if now is a better or worse time to do something like AA. -On one hand self publishing the footage or your own articles is much easier to make a success out of, but I can see people fearing that all the work would go to waste if all they want to do is to try and sell the footage and stories to other media companies. Anything not supporting of a specific narrative in say Ukraine would probably get a larger reaction now than in the past just due to the nature and scope of social media and pressure on media brands. - -I guess if you don't go the AA method, you could just truncate the footage and diary into a book or script and do a Generation Kill kind of thing. diff --git a/tv/183101205.txt b/tv/183101205.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c26e9da884a9b2de45edf0e1ccab6fab80b10c39..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101205.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,76 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101205 -Thoughts and expectations? You guys think it will be good? ---- 183101592 ->>183101205 (OP) - - -Will he say it? ---- 183101629 -Of course not ---- 183101685 ->>183101205 (OP) -he is in the fallout? please tell me he is the protagonist ---- 183101752 ->>183101205 (OP) ->>183101685 -he can't carry it. ---- 183101808 ->>183101685 -Hopefully hes a shit talking ghoul who comments about skin tones ---- 183101826 ->yfw to watch this your account links to vidya automatically and you unlock episodes by doing missions for Preston Garvey ---- 183101869 ->>183101205 (OP) ->Amazon -Certified goyslop ---- 183101889 ->>183101808 -I actually think I heard he was gonna be a ghoul. Don't know where.>>183101685 ---- 183101915 -I think it could be good but I dont think it will. ---- 183101951 ->Sir, we've posted our casting requests out for multiple black leads but.. ->But what? ->Well.. Mr. Goggins is in the lobby and.. ---- 183102318 -it'll be shit like everything fallout related post 2010 ---- 183102513 ->>183101205 (OP) -Isn't that one of the Vice Principals? ---- 183102565 -jackie died so ella could do this show ---- 183102623 ->>183102318 -Who created the myth of NV having a good or in-depth story? Sure, it wasn't garbage, but it was only above average. Is it just that it was the first game of its type that console peasant shooter tards of late 08's played, and found it to be way better than anything they saw before? ---- 183102644 ->>183102623 ->Who created the myth of NV having a good or in-depth story -The game. Now stop being stupid. ---- 183102645 ->>183102623 -Always prefered 3 over NV desu... ---- 183102646 ->>183101592 -The real question is if they’ll be able to cut around him saying the gamer word. It flows so easily from his lips it must be a daily driver. ---- 183102675 ->>183102623 -Name 10 games with the great stories. ---- 183102706 ->>183102623 ->>>/v/ ---- 183103473 ->>183102565 -rip jackie ---- 183103534 ->>183102623 -I've been gaming since late 90s and have always been into the famous CRPGs like Baldur's Gate/Planescape/Morrowind and the classic Fallouts of course. New Vegas is still one of my favourite games/settings/stories overall. ---- 183103565 ->>183103534 -Thoughts on FO3 and FO4? ---- 183103693 ->>183103565 -I like them both despite their flaws, but I'll stick to FO4 here since I haven't played 3 properly for years. Both their main quests are disappointing. Fallout 4 suffers deeply from incredibly repetitive gameplay loop and generic super mutant/raider enemies everywhere. Some enemies though like the Mirelurk Queen are pretty great. Also the shallow quest design and endless radiant quests wear on your patience. Far Harbour is an exceptional DLC though and I always look forward to going there even if the rest of the game feels progressively worse upon replay. Overall I'd say that there isn't as significant a gap in the quality of these games as most people think. New Vegas is riddled with flaws of its own, it just happens to have a stronger roleplaying element across the board, memorable quests and characters, and a good story. ---- 183103839 ->>183103565 -FO4 is the only of the main series I've not bothered playing through. I stopped after the base building came a major thing in the game as the way it's done makes everyone else in the wasteland seem like morons whose survival before your arrival has been a god damned miracle. And it's meaningless busy work and padding as well. diff --git a/tv/183101235.txt b/tv/183101235.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1f8e1e498839693e9eb3c2ed75d95e860735a632..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101235.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,69 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101235 -How the FUCK do i proniunce her name ---- 183101336 ->>183101235 (OP) -her-my-uh-nee ---- 183101364 -Her-My-Knee-Grow ---- 183101369 -Walled roastie bong ---- 183101384 ->>183101235 (OP) -Hermione ---- 183101386 ->>183101235 (OP) -naked ---- 183101398 -Herm-oh-ninny ---- 183101415 ->>183101235 (OP) -LEVI-OHHH-SA not levi-o-saah ---- 183101426 -Cunny-own ---- 183101431 ->>183101235 (OP) -Her-me-wun; she's also canonically black btw, fyi ---- 183101454 ->>183101235 (OP) -M-ma ---- 183101471 -Her-my-oh-cunny ---- 183101488 -i remember reading the books first before watching the movie and when i got to her name i was like wtf is this ---- 183101525 -Hermeeon ---- 183101555 ->>183101235 (OP) -wouldn't watching any of the movies for 10 minutes give you an answer? ---- 183101790 ->>183101555 ->/tv/ ->watching movies -lel lmao even ---- 183103141 -Air-mee-on. With a hard R. ---- 183103228 ->>183101235 (OP) -Hey, my honey ---- 183103266 ->>183101235 (OP) -her-mee-oan -Like imagine saying it in Italian ->que cosa her me onè ---- 183103485 -her-maph-ro-dite ---- 183103571 ->>183101235 (OP) -her moany ---- 183103605 ->>183103485 -kek - ->>183103571 -kek ---- 183103638 ->>183101235 (OP) -like... it's pronounced in the 8 movies in which she's one of the main characters? But the original Greek pronunciation would be Er (like error)-me-OH-knee ---- 183103813 -Her-Mii-Oh-Nee diff --git a/tv/183101238.txt b/tv/183101238.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1403964d63c7b65d29dc1c64b2a4a79df5574d97..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101238.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101238 -Are there any other movies about waifus being real? ---- 183101333 ->>183101238 (OP) -Yeah it's called go outside and get a life ---- 183101521 ->>183101333 -and what are you doing here? ---- 183103165 ->>183101238 (OP) -oh nice, its autographed -wonder how much its worth diff --git a/tv/183101414.txt b/tv/183101414.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f2509a354dc7ada14576dd2ccfb065aa7cf93be0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101414.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,167 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101414 -From top to bottom and left to right: - -Victoria Justice is not even in the running. She's about on the level of a generic "hot girl" at a small town high school. Nothing special. - -Margot Robbie, not my type but sure. A very beautiful woman, classic Germanic look. - -Scarlet Johannsen, never understood the hype. She's attractive but not stunningly beautiful. Rather boyish face. - -Cate Blanchett, sure. An ethereal, mature beauty that has aged wonderfully. - -Who is this nigger? - -Ashley Olsen - no. She's cute, but has that generic, dead-eyed look common to American women. - -Emma Watson: wanting to fuck Hermione was a universal experience for males born after 1990, so it pains me to say this, but no. While she was hot enough to arouse the imaginations of a million horny prepubescents, she's not an all-time beauty. Somewhere on the pretty-cute matrix. - -Don't know who this is. Looks like a kike. - -Don't know who this is either but based on this picture she's somewhere between a 6 and 7. - -Ana de Armas - God yes, absolutely. Most beautiful woman pictured here. - -Zendaya is very cute, but largely from her mannerisms. It's kind of like watching an adorable puppy. Wouldn't consider her a great beauty. - -Emilia Clarke - personally one of my favorites here. About halfway between beautiful and girl-next-door cute. Extremely attractive in her prime, but admittedly not aging well. - -Jessica Alba - hot in a very generic American way. ---- 183101453 -I don't give a shit what you faggots think, what makes you think I care about what reddit thinks? ---- 183101456 -Looks exactly like what /pol/'s would. -Really makes you think ---- 183101468 -poor bait ---- 183101490 ->no McKenna Grace or Julia Butters -well they're not called pleb central for no reason ---- 183101496 -Post a pic of yourself OP, I could use a good laugh ---- 183101570 ->post wall roasties ---- 183101623 ->>183101414 (OP) -This is a list that a gay man would make. All the performative-straight choices and a few booba queens. ---- 183102031 ->>183101414 (OP) - >zendaya -inb4 seethe ---- 183102255 ->>183101414 (OP) ->Justice -Nothing special ->Robbie -Has always been massively overrated ->Johannson -Was hot 10 years ago ->Blanchett -Too old ->literal who on the top right -Like a 5/10 at best ->Olson -Pretty, but this isn’t a flattering image of her ->Watson -Hot 10 years ago ->Vayntrub -Hot 10 years ago ->Daddario -Hot 5 years ago ->de Armas -First good pick ->Zendaya -Fucking lmao ->Clark, Alba -Eh. Never did anything for me. -Man Reddit has shit taste lel ---- 183102293 -I'm so sick of Emma Watson being on these lists just based off ancient goodwill from guys who liked her as a kid. ---- 183102297 ->>183101414 (OP) -I don't know who's currently the most beautiful. -Whom I'd pick, but these are all bound to be outdated: -Alexandra Daddario -Emilia Clarke in her prime read:the pilot episode of Game of Thrones was extremely hot. It's just come as a surprise how fast she can decline a bit. -Antje Traue -Diane Kruger -Holly Earl -Evan Rachel Wood maybe -(((Jennifer Connelly))) ---- 183102307 ->>183101414 (OP) ->>183102255 -how do you retards post on /tv/ and not know who hailee steinfeld is ---- 183102325 ->>183101414 (OP) ->Don't know who this is either but based on this picture she's somewhere between a 6 and 7. -That's this lady, anon... mogs most these days ---- 183102353 ->>183102307 -Decent bod ruined by a shit face, I’ll bump her up to 6/10 but I can’t go any higher ---- 183102361 ->>183101414 (OP) ->no Huntie -Yeah that list is reddit alright. ---- 183102391 ->>183101414 (OP) ->my gf mogs every bitch here except de Armas and Daddario -Feels good man ---- 183102409 ->>183102325 -That's a more flattering picture but I'm still not seeing a world class beauty. She has beautiful eyes but her other features are all quite plain. ---- 183102443 ->>183101414 (OP) -The most beautiful woman in the world isn't even on the list. The only good pick there is Blanchett. ---- 183102517 ->>183101414 (OP) -Apparently there actually are girl-incels, and they don't like these picks - -reddit.com/r/VindictaRateCelebs/comments/12o69ph/these_are_the_top_14_most_beautiful_women/ ---- 183102529 ->>183101414 (OP) ->Zendaya -Hahahahaha. Oh no no no no ->Emma Watson -Did these niggas travel back in time 10 years ago? ---- 183102561 ->>183102307 -She looks like she has Hep C ---- 183102591 ->>183101414 (OP) ->OP is a faggot -what a shock ---- 183102710 -De Armas, Robbie, and Daddario are pretty but I feel like they’re massively overrated. Robbie especially has never done anything for me. ---- 183102735 ->>183101414 (OP) -the fags who spam those bitches here should move to reddit they would be at home ---- 183102745 -No Eva? ---- 183102938 -Queen Eternal ---- 183102963 ->>183101414 (OP) - ->No Karen Gillian, Lily James, Lucy Boynton OR pic rel... - -Only 5 of those (6, if I'm pushing it) are actually "beautiful". - -Who did they survey, pajeets? ---- 183102984 ->>183102735 -Dimitrescu ---- 183102990 ->>183101414 (OP) -WALLED!!! ->>183101456 -/pol/ would have chosen in a more diverse way without irony, half would be blondes and the other half would be a mix between latinas and asian ---- 183103062 -A pretty face is just that. Would only fuck 2,3,4 and 11 based on their roles and overall personality. ---- 183103308 ->>183101414 (OP) -First row 2,3,4,5 don’t belong there. Maybe scarlett in her day. Olsen isn’t very pretty, just unique. I’ll let Zendaya slide because I like her, but Emilia and the last one don’t belong there. -What are the rules? Half of them look like ghouls but used to be hot. Others who are in their prime but not as famous aren’t there. The only reasoning I see is “durrr peeple say she hot I saw movee in 2012” ---- 183103554 ->no Balinska -This list is shit. They got 3/13 right. diff --git a/tv/183101439.txt b/tv/183101439.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 00b4dcb1a6424b5c460b363f71734f42281c4bfe..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101439.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101439 -what the FUCK was their problem? ---- 183101515 -they were jelly of gabriella ---- 183101699 ->>183101515 -ashley tisdale is legit a 10/10 now though ---- 183101747 ->>183101699 -sir this is an imageboard ---- 183101769 -they were... ew... blonde ---- 183101805 ->>183101439 (OP) -On recent re-watch, they weren't really bitchy or mean. Just annoying ---- 183102063 ->>183101747 -Good morning sir ---- 183102127 ->>183101439 (OP) -Sharpay definitely fucked Ryan to try and cure him of his gayness. ---- 183102185 ->>183102127 -but they're brother and sister ---- 183102236 ->>183102063 -please do the needful -post pics, sir ---- 183103533 ->>183101439 (OP) -Peach and Luigi? ---- 183103808 ->>183101439 (OP) -They were dedicated and talented, while the popular guy just wanted a new hobby. diff --git a/tv/183101463.txt b/tv/183101463.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e3ed49ee8f9d2feb871250452ec4da309cd4ffac..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101463.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,121 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101463 ->high paid actor called back to play character ->Lazy tub of shit actor can't be bothered to lose weight ---- 183101511 ->>183101463 (OP) -he looked better in pop corners: i am the one who snacks yo -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSJEKU9qKJI [Embed] ---- 183101614 ->secondary character is called back for a shitty reunion for a shitty show for no reason ->i guess netflix will buy it ->we're already in post-production ---- 183101734 -Nigga he's was 40 when El Camino got made. Losing weight wasn't going to do shit, you can lose all the weight you want at 40 you're still not going to look like your still in your 30s - -Are Zoomers unironically incapable of conceptualizing aging ---- 183101758 ->>183101463 (OP) -He looked fit compared to Meth Damon ---- 183101802 -Losing weight doesn't work as you age you basically hit 10 lb plateau increments. If you're 150lbs you will eventually plateau at 160 then 170 180 there's no way to reverse this not even dieting. Source: I've been dieting for years and my weight steadily increases by 10 lbs per year. S - -The effects of eating are cumulative. ---- 183101845 ->>183101802 ->plateau -Literally a meme. Stop eating and the fat goes away, your body doesn't consume it any slower ---- 183101874 ->>183101463 (OP) -I liked that he got a somewhat happy ending but the whole thing was so fucking convenient. He routinely strolls around town no hood or anything, in the town where he’s being actively searched for, but that’s never a problem. Then the ending where the retard decides to play quick draw with him for no fucking reason ---- 183101883 ->>183101734 ->Nigga ->Are Zoomers ->unironically ->cheap word to seem smart -they've already made a bunch of movies about you faggots for nearly 3 years. you can stop trying to be black now ---- 183101884 ->>183101845 -Bro I have stopped eating for MONTHS and haven't been able to get it to drop more than 9 lbs of any starting weight. I'm 320lbs at the moment and I'm keeping it that way through very careful measured eating so I didn't hit the next 10 lbs. ---- 183101934 ->>183101883 ->cheap word to seem smart -Jesus Christ, read a book you fucking retard ---- 183101988 ->>183101802 -Fr fr check out these two fat fucks. Probably a lean mean 50 pounds in their 20s, obese 80lb whalelords in their 50s. It's not a lack of exercise and overcoming calories that cause weight gain as you get older it's purely age the body just starts producing hundreds of extra calories a day once you hit your 30s. ---- 183102075 ->>183101934 ->read a book, nigga. we be conceptualizing contemplation ovah heeya. or something to that degree BUT NOT RACIST... haha i was just saying... -nobody says 'nigga' when they're typing. get the fuck off of my block, nigger ---- 183102198 ->>183101802 -I'm 42 and weight about 5lbs more than I did when I was 18. losing weight isn't exactly hard if you want to ---- 183102230 ->>183101802 -t. fatty with excuses ---- 183102291 ->>183102075 -Why does this word make you mad? -https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/conceptualizing - -It's extremely common and readily understood by everyone. Do multiple syllable words make you feel intellectually inferior? Did someone make fun of you for being a retard publicly, like in a bar in "Good Will Hunting" so now you get triggered and lash out at words you perceive as "cheap"? - -what a bizarre reaction ---- 183102328 ->>183101884 -You don’t know what you’re talking about ---- 183102358 ->>183101802 -Lol fatass ---- 183102381 ->>183101884 ->>183101884 -you are 100% not measuring properly ---- 183102436 ->>183102291 -nobody uses that word for no reason. you had no reason -now address the rest of the faggot terms you used ->Nigga ->Zoomers ->unironically ---- 183102768 ->>183101884 -dUDE UNIRONICALLY YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK OUT MORE, FORGET LIFTING AND RUN, FORGET ABOUT ENJOYING FOOD TOO, ONLY EAT CHICKEN AND BROCCOLI, THE WEIGHT WILL MELT OFF -OR YOU COULD KEEP COMPLAINING HERE AND LYING -*caps ---- 183102884 ->>183102436 ->nobody uses that word for no reason -So you're definitely at least one standard deviation down from the average IQ, damn that must suck. How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today? ---- 183102979 ->>183102884 -ya'll niggas get breakfast now? ---- 183103005 ->>183101463 (OP) -Todd is a minor character. Plus hes a meth dealing skinhead so being fat is hardly a problem. - -marlon brando on the other hand was given like 10% of the profits of apocalypse now and showed up in the jungle weighing 300lbs, demanding tubs of spaghetti and shit. insufferable fuck ---- 183103076 ->>183103005 -I'm talking about Aaron Paul too though. - -Also this movie takes place during Breaking Bad. So Todd gained a fuckload of weight and then lost it before the finale ---- 183103101 ->>183101883 -Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I’m that nigga ---- 183103125 ->>183101988 -Look at pictures of younger starving people. They’re skinner. Look at these old stomachs they look naturally a bit more chubby. You see a young starving person they have no belly whatsoever ---- 183103175 ->>183101802 ->I've been dieting for years and my weight steadily increases by 10 lbs per year -You have hypothyroidism and have a hormonal imbalance. Get your bloodwork done and start eating raw carrots ---- 183103291 ->>183103005 ->showed up in the jungle weighing 300lbs, demanding tubs of spaghetti -Thats pretty based ---- 183103315 ->>183101884 -Bitch, that's not how physics work. Do you unironically believe that your body just produces extra calories out of nowhere? Eat less, fatty. That's all you have to do. diff --git a/tv/183101479.txt b/tv/183101479.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 70e231075838fba37ae18c26e4ecaf4e2a871e82..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101479.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,138 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101479 -Youtuber formerly known as Ian has annouced her transition into a woman during her creator clash event. She would like to be known as Dian moving forward. ---- 183101534 -Whats this niggas deal? Is he trying to make up for saying nigger and making fun of people? Why is he fighting people. Why did he get a bunch of tattoos. ---- 183101584 ->>183101479 (OP) -He's personality is defined by simultaneously displaying how secure he is and how much he, in fact, enjoys the lib humiliation rituals - "If I wasn't so secure, I couldn't stand being humiliated like this. I bet you chuds aren't man enough for makeup" etc. Very sad ---- 183101659 ->>183101584 -Boxxing was very clearly motivated by trying to prove himself a man to the spectre of Sam Hyde in his head while denying that's what he's doing; almost every public choice seems to be along similar lines of thought. After some time, if you do become secure enough in yourself to be truly comfortable with a digital prostitute wife, you can never be proud, hence the endless need that will never be filled. ---- 183101682 ->>183101534 ->be terminally online freak ->make edgy youtube videos while its profitable ->some attention whore shows interest in you ->lose your virginity and fall in love with her ->being progressive is now profitable ->she becomes anti capitalist le epic wokie ->follow behind her ->she likes shitty tattoos ->get a bunch to make her happy ->marry and her and take HER last name -think that about sums it up ---- 183101686 -Who gives a fuck about a beta who thinks he is a woman now? Fuck his miserable life ---- 183101717 ->>183101479 (OP) ->0-2 record ->even fucking egoraptor has won a fight -He should definitely transition, that way he has a chance to win a fight. ---- 183101731 ->>183101534 -The whole boxing thingy is a cash grab, probably his wife's idea ---- 183101757 ->>183101682 -That last part is something i dont get. Why is it so bad taking her name? Is it a burger thing? ---- 183101795 ->>183101534 -Getting tattoos isn't that bad, they can make you look tough/cool. The problem is that he and his husband have the shittiest, trashiest, random tattoos i have ever seen. ---- 183101818 ->>183101479 (OP) -S** H*** broke him. ---- 183101822 ->>183101757 -It's fucking gay. It's emasculating. It's taking another man's last name instead of passing on your lineage in the name of your father and grandfather. ---- 183101823 ->>183101479 (OP) -Fake and gay ---- 183101839 ->>183101757 -It's a not being a cuck thing. You wouldn't get it. ---- 183101846 ->>183101682 ->Tiny asian ricegum challenges idubbz to a boxing match ->He ignores him despite being twice his size ->Years later meets sam hyde ->Gets emasculated by sam when they are boxing with each other ->Has to prove to himself that he isnt a little bitch and starts training ->Loses both his fights ->Cries on camera ---- 183101860 ->>183101795 ->they can make you look tough/cool -this was only the case back when they were socially unacceptable/uncommon. if you had them it meant you were probably some rough specimen because no normal person would have them. now every single hipster, "works in tech," movie star, barista, whatever is covered in tons of tattoos. they mean nothing now other than that you are easily swayed by trends ---- 183101861 ->>183101479 (OP) -Chris Raygun should commit seppuku for not only refusing to call out his bullshit but also for eating shit in his fight because Ian and his whore wife couldn't find a guy in the same weight class to fight him. ---- 183101887 -I only know this guy as one of the fags Frank kept bringing on as his channel started turning into a shitty Jackass ---- 183101938 ->>183101757 -what if my last name is slavshit? my fiancé's is Fitzgerald and this got me thinking if i maybe i should switch if i ever get married cause its way more kino in the pronounciation department ---- 183102068 ->>183101938 -onions mindset bugman, get it together ---- 183102137 ->>183101479 (OP) -All I see is a broken man ---- 183102141 ->>183101534 ->hit 30 ->didn't grow with his audience or adapt for a new audience ->other members of your crew have moved on and doing much better than you ->wife was a net negative -the lesson is nothing lasts forever, have a backup plan and don't marry a whore. ---- 183102158 ->>183101757 -IAN JOMHA ---- 183102300 ->meets up with sam hyde ->does nothing but be a timid little bitch the whole time -its so strange, man. what the fuck did his wife do to make him such a cuck? ---- 183102337 ->>183102141 -Also creator clash feels really desperate and I can't help but imagine he can't coat ride his old fanbase which he fucking despises now apparently. ---- 183102393 ->>183101479 (OP) -what did this fucking idiot do before this boxing nonsense ---- 183102460 ->>183102141 ->joji ->doing well -Faded completely into obscurity, and even his buddies giving his music good reviews didn't help ---- 183102860 ->>183101757 -We get it. You're a cuck. It doesn't make you special. ---- 183102957 ->>183102460 -seems to be doing ok. ---- 183102971 ->>183102300 -Why couldn’t he just go along with the jokes? Also why did he insist he wasn’t mad about the copywrite thing when he was litterally boiling over it. Heceven admit it was the whole reason behind him doing the doc in the first place ---- 183103108 ->>183102460 -i intensely dislike Joji's music but to say he has faded into obscurity is just a flat out lie lol ---- 183103155 ->>183102393 -He's 100% killing himself when she dumps him. ---- 183103156 ->>183102393 -edgy youtube videos -now hes a cuck ---- 183103344 ->>183101757 -Lol actually wut? Do you really think taking your wife's name is just not a weird thing to do outside of America? Why are eurpoors so uneducated about the outside world? It's weird in 90% of the world lol ---- 183103412 -based selective right wing shillmod hours ---- 183103741 -Yay casual transphobia. fuck off chud ---- 183103821 ->>183101757 ->yuro ->cuckold -Pick both, every time ---- 183103890 ->>183101757 -This poster is american diff --git a/tv/183101503.txt b/tv/183101503.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ba5ca7495980090d615c4817b86daa72f55de8c9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101503.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,56 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101503 -what was his fucking problem? ---- 183101529 -Oh wise guy eh? *bonk* ---- 183101684 ->>183101503 (OP) -He watched his own brother suffer from a disease that made him leave the group -feels bad man ---- 183101714 ->>183101503 (OP) -He's their leader. ---- 183101732 ->>183101529 -Why I oughta! ---- 183101741 -razor-thin lips on this yakubian specimen ---- 183101743 ->>183101732 -nyuk nyuk nyuk ---- 183101809 ->>183101503 (OP) -Looks like Kurt Cobain ---- 183101878 ->>183101503 (OP) -They wouldn't spread out ---- 183103365 ->>183101503 (OP) -Codependency ---- 183103434 ->>183101503 (OP) -Literally the smartest of the bunch bogged down by his buffoon brothers. Quintessential definition of "did nothing wrong". ---- 183103494 ->>183101503 (OP) -He wasn't Shemp. ---- 183103572 ->>183101503 (OP) -He surrounded by wise guys ---- 183103632 ->>183103434 -Impossible, if he was codependent on two retards significantly dumber than him, then that would make them smarter for finding a codependent that was significantly more intelligent than them. ---- 183103672 ->>183101503 (OP) -BPD ---- 183103677 ->>183101741 -He was Jewish, anon. They all were. ---- 183103763 ->>183101743 -I'm sick of being pushed around, here's what number I am now! ---- 183103797 ->>183103632 -He was also a good brother who wouldn't just leave his two retarded brothers to fend for themselves. He made sure to do the best he could for them. ---- 183103865 ->>183103797 -Loving your family and doing the best you can even though you are retarded is high EQ, not high IQ. diff --git a/tv/183101516.txt b/tv/183101516.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5ac633f05b06ebcd617f8bf320284d160c8bd3b7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101516.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101516 ->cancel show after finally giving people what they want. -PICARD WAS PLANNED ALL ALONG. ---- 183101774 -Nah they're way too old now. ---- 183101796 ->>183101516 (OP) -there's a 24/7 mod protected general for this garbage -post there or stop posting the faggit general ---- 183101916 ->>183101516 (OP) ->Giving people what they want ->Super old dude limps around + political pandering in a weekly release in which nothing really happens for half a season + memberberries. -IDGAF about American politics. -Weekly releases are stupid. -I have an attention span measured in milliseconds because the internet is full of things constantly competing for my attention. -New thing please. ---- 183101941 ->>183101796 -Doesn't apply to new shows. ---- 183101972 ->>183101516 (OP) ->finally giving people what they want. -But Trekkies just wanted a good new Trek show that actually didn't retcon the entire world building and stuck to the shows principles as opposed to retarded nostalgiabait like star wars nerds. - -Picard was a failure from start to finish. ---- 183102820 -I win cus I watch the geriatric tng cameos on YouTube but don’t have to endure the spastic writing of the rest of the show. ---- 183102956 ->>183101516 (OP) -It wasn't canceled. They were always going to make only 3 seasons. ---- 183102966 ->>183101516 (OP) -no one actually enjoyed S3, it's like the TNG movies we just pretend it didn't happen ---- 183103171 ->>183102956 ->implying ->>183101774 -that what people wanted old crew doing star trek things, not shallow commentary about deep topics, and new character killed for excitement no one cares about. ---- 183103200 ->>183101774 -Stewart is. Frakes and Dorn are over a decade younger and filled with energy. diff --git a/tv/183101558.txt b/tv/183101558.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 634cd4b03dbc6cec20da7170a4e43ebca54f040c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101558.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,65 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101558 -Where were you when /v/ destroyed /tv/? ---- 183101574 -I also liked the Mario movie, it's a good movie. ---- 183101750 -video games have mogged hollywood for awhile now, you can thank rockstar for that ---- 183101851 ->>183101558 (OP) ->sequel already in the works ->Death Stranding movie will be more like a low budget indie movie -For what purpose, Kojima? The games will mog it hard as fuck. ---- 183101987 ->>183101558 (OP) -/v/ does that regularly ---- 183101991 ->>183101558 (OP) -Post some strand-type movies. ---- 183102046 ->>183101558 (OP) ->Pretty face ->Latex outfit ->Grandma body - -Kojima was cruel to us this time. ---- 183102629 ->lea seydoux not playable ---- 183102648 ->>183102046 -Death stranding 2 she has a tanktop on and clear skin. She fixxed herself ---- 183102688 -ds was kino but i dont have faith in the weird ass guitar villain kojima has been teasing for number 2 ---- 183102727 ->>183102688 -It’s Higgs. He’s back, in cyborg glam rock form. ---- 183102832 -Red dead redemption ironically had better acting than most of nu-western movie ---- 183103002 -They can'tmake a movie out of this, it's too fucking weird. ->be me on typical package delivery ->get attacked by oily sperm whale ->get eaten by oily sperm whale ->sperm whale explodes in a nuclear explosion ->my body is left at the bottom of the crater naked in the fetal position ->I proceed to vomit up a baby ->typical Tuesday delivery -there's no way they can explain that sort of crazy shit too normie audiences. ---- 183103187 ->>183103002 -If they’ve got any sense they’ll do a side story canon to the games with some of the minor characters, that way you lower the audience in gently with just having to deal with the concept of the world of the dead (the beach) intruding into the world of the living, and not the really weird stuff like DOOMS, repatriates, extinction entities, etc. ---- 183103389 ->>183101558 (OP) -Say what you want about Kojimbo, but he knows the cool things people want in a video game and he delivers. ---- 183103431 ->>183101750 -Not a single videogame mogs classic American cinema or foreign ones. Even TV shows are better than games. ---- 183103522 ->>183103431 -Spoilers for Death Stranding: https://youtu.be/GNE4y5-kcfY [Embed] - -You’re an idiot. ---- 183103606 ->>183103522 ->lifeless mannequin is supposed to make me emotional -Is this really the best /v/ has to offer? diff --git a/tv/183101566.txt b/tv/183101566.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 77ee30dd085889dbdaa7a0965de60a437b80308b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101566.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101566 -Was rewatching the series and I had forgotten about the Tuco Special reference about 16 minutes into JW Chapter 3... fucking phenomenal... - -Is this what it's like to be a marvel fag seeing superfag mcgee fighting joe spaceman who is from a DIFFERENT SERIES in a CROSSOVER? - -I don't care that John Wick gets Sequelitis, it's still Kino to me... ---- 183102001 -What did you think about the ending of the 4th film? ---- 183102047 ->>183102001 -No interest in seeing it, everything after the first film was shit. ---- 183102090 ->>183102047 -Fair enough. ---- 183102106 ->>183102047 -Are you larping as OP? -Fucking retard ---- 183102332 -I only saw wick 3 in theaters once what was the Tuco reference did he jump out the window ---- 183102341 ->>183102001 -Haven't seen it yet, decided to watch them all in sequence for better immersion/continuity in the 4th -posted this as I saw that part in the third -will update and complain loudly if it sucks ---- 183102379 ->>183102332 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR3aIzfNMXM&pp=ygUMdHVjbyBzcGVjaWFs [Embed] -he did this thing with the revolver ---- 183102446 -I bet halfway through this movie JW4 the writers wished they had written a real story and not used 3 and 4 to remake 2. In the end the table wins. JW dies for nothing. Mein Nigga dies for nothing. Morpheus doesn't do shit besides scream long live the king. Winston wins i guess. Nobody becomes le good. -If they had bothered to make jw3 a new story where John begins to take down the table that would be Kino. Then in 4 and possibly 5 he finishes them off. You cast the members of the table as a bunch of badasses like Idris Elba. -Instead we got a remake of jw2. Jw4 is a remake of jw3 except with a duel. -A lot of normies liked the top down ps1 scene but desu as a connoisseur of cinematography I found to rather bland. -Not saying i hated the movie. I did enjoy all the jw movies but the last 2 were nothing special. ---- 183102760 ->>183102379 -Man what a great movie glad it’s still free on jewtube ---- 183103776 ->>183102446 -The Table was always going to win because Wick was firmly in the wrong for firing his gun inside the Continental. It was only a matter of time before the filmmakers had to admit that even Wick cannot survive indefinitely against an endless stream of contract killers. diff --git a/tv/183101568.txt b/tv/183101568.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 08e1ea3c5ed03816cd1ee0bfb9e0a88a531e032f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101568.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,20 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101568 -Rey is so awesome she even mogs Kylo at being a villain ---- 183102447 -She looked like that hot nun in my sophomore year of high school that taught English. And caught me peeking up a classmate's skirt when I was tying my shoe, but only gave me a smile and a wink. ---- 183102611 ->>183101568 (OP) - -forehead more deadly than the lightsaber ---- 183102737 -What could have been.. ---- 183103185 ->>183102737 ->It's time to measure your penis, anon. ---- 183103435 -Too cute to pull off the face. ---- 183103526 ->make plot revolve around Palpatine using clones ->don’t make Dark Rey a Sith clone of hers -Fucking JJ diff --git a/tv/183101596.txt b/tv/183101596.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 789a0e3c117aa74a124e7f27fbb10c7faf17e737..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101596.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101596 -Which movie character is it /tv/? ---- 183101744 -Little Jack Horner ---- 183101835 ->>183101596 (OP) -Villains wiki is so autistic, they removed him from pure evil because "he's too comedic" yeah cause killing his 12 henchmen isn't objectively evil enough at all ---- 183101863 -Paddington Bear ---- 183101864 -Miss dorothy McDoughy ---- 183103392 ->>183101596 (OP) -Captain Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) ---- 183103778 -Plankton diff --git a/tv/183101628.txt b/tv/183101628.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4a7799e29666a4f32dcaa8fd4fdddac69541e3c6..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101628.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101628 -Shit. I'm never taking recommendations from boomers again. ---- 183102539 ->>183101628 (OP) -As a dumb zoomer, it was really great. By far better than all modern comedias. Bye to your thread ---- 183102568 -For me it's the guy clapping in the dungeons ---- 183102579 ->>183102539 -Oooops, spanish autocorrector. But still más bueno taco ---- 183102613 ->>183101628 (OP) -I thought it was the greatest thing when I was 11. - -By the time I was in high school, I realized its fans were some of the worst people ever. They would all quote it constantly and act like being Monty Python fans made them more intelligent and cultured than anyone else. - -It's literally just a silly comedy. ---- 183102619 ->>183101628 (OP) - -Nice b8 m8 ---- 183102665 ->>183101628 (OP) -zoomers can't into farce ---- 183103729 ->>183102613 ->I realized 4channers were some of the worst people ever. They would all quote memes constantly and act like being on 4chan made them more intelligent and cultured than anyone else. ---- 183103757 ->>183102613 ->I realized NEETs were some of the worst people ever. They would all meme constantly and act like being a NEET made them more intelligent and cultured than anyone else. ---- 183103805 ->>183102613 ->By the time I was in high school, I realized incels were some of the worst people ever. They would all quote shit constantly and act like being an incel made them more intelligent and cultured than anyone else. ---- 183103814 ->>183103729 -4chan isn't about being smart ---- 183103832 ->>183101628 (OP) -millies and zoomies will never understand this movie. ---- 183103872 ->>183101628 (OP) -Holy Grail is Robin Hood: Men in Tights for plebs. diff --git a/tv/183101655.txt b/tv/183101655.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a90cd8619fbf8186d23712c37da356011ba7a282..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101655.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,50 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101706 ->>183101655 (OP) ->called ping pong ->there's no ping ->there's no pong -? ---- 183101710 ->no -tranime is trashime go back 2 leftpol faggot troon ---- 183101713 ->>183101655 (OP) ->/a/ is so wildly overmoderated I post my anime on /tv/ to avoid being banned -not my problem ---- 183101733 ->>183101706 -Yes there is retard ---- 183101759 -literally the only decent anime made in the last 20 years or so. its incredible how anime seems to get more popular the more the medium dies. its just a fucking massive industrial engine pumping out endless regurgitative shit now. ---- 183101786 ->>183101713 -I get b& more here than /a/ ---- 183101888 ->>183101759 -All the good shit always happens prior to the peak of popularity. Shit's already on its downward slope by the time it catches on. Capeshit was already mid when it caught on and it just got worse and worse throughout it's dominance. Just how trends are ---- 183102060 ->>183101710 -Ping Pong is actual kino totally lacking in kawaiiuguu shenanigans though -By the way anime site ---- 183102084 -Eureka Seven = Kino ---- 183102101 -Clannad (especially After Story) = Kino ---- 183102364 -HITORI BOCCHI NO CHRISTMAS EVE -KOGOESOU NA SILENT NIGHT -KOKO KARA DOKE E IKOU -MOU NANI MO MIENAI -SORA NO SHIIITAAAA ---- 183103339 ->>183101655 (OP) ->PINGU PONGUU! ---- 183103508 ->>183101655 (OP) -It may be Japanese, but that sure as hell ain't anime. ---- 183103735 ->>183101655 (OP) -One of a small handful of anime that actually has characterization. Fantastic stuff. I think it was actually a total accident because it came out relative recently. ->>183103508 -What on earth are you talking about. It is anime. diff --git a/tv/183101722.txt b/tv/183101722.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 52687123a2409ec540287864531ed83c3c65368f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101722.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101722 -How do you look back at this era of TV now? ---- 183101929 -with cringe and boredom amd disgust ---- 183101960 ->>183101929 -I forgive you. ---- 183101971 ->>183101722 (OP) -Misplaced nostalgia. Network TV has always been shit with a brief oasis of very funny sitcoms in the 2000s and very immersive SFF in the period you posted. Even in those two categories, the examples aren't many: - ->great network comedies: 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Office...? ->all produced after 2000 ->took that long for viewers to stop wanting laugh tracks and unrealistic apartments, etc - ->great network genre dramas: Buffy, TNG, X-Files...? ->all produced before 2004 ->low budget special effects sucked ass before the 90s and writing sucked ass after - -Most good TV was on cable imo. Network TV had very high peaks but they were few and far between miles of trash. Also I remember commercials. ---- 183102004 ->>183101971 -who said anything about specifically network tv as opposed to cable? ---- 183102016 ->>183101722 (OP) -did boomers really used to watch tv on the actual television set? ---- 183102622 ->>183102004 -That's what's in the OP. ---- 183102651 ->>183101722 (OP) -Was this the episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Ray forgets Debra's birthday and had to cut his own cock off? ---- 183102719 ->>183101722 (OP) -It was a lot more diverse back before the time of no-budget, reality TV. - -Also, why did only Germany get VIP season one in HD (that I could find), but I can only DVD quality for the rest of the series here in the states? ---- 183102747 ->>183101722 (OP) ->How do you look back at this era of TV now -I dunno, a time machine? diff --git a/tv/183101815.txt b/tv/183101815.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0d374bf3e62f03525670900efa0389e38c7493c6..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101815.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101815 -Was this a realistic outcome ---- 183101820 ->>183101815 (OP) -yes ---- 183101856 ->>183101815 (OP) -they tried to show napoleon getting some kind of redemption and maturity through his dance. but it wasn't clearly enough shown -so no. not really ---- 183101858 -Yes. They're both autistic. Napoleon found the one female autist in 500 miles and claimed her for himself. - -Sorry you missed out, OP. ---- 183101899 ->if you need a friend ->dont look to a stranger ->you know in the end ->I'll always be there ->and when you're in DOUBT ->(and when youre in dangerrr) ->take a look all around ->and I'll be there ---- 183101932 ->IM SORRY BUT IM JUST THINKING OF THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY ->I KNOW THEY DONT SOUND THE WAY I PLAN THEM TO BE ->BUT IF YOU WAIT AROUND A WHILE, I'LL MAKE YOU FALL FOR ME ->I PROMISE YOU ->I PROMISE YOU I WILL ---- 183102536 -https://youtu.be/z-gjywJN6tA [Embed] ---- 183103024 ->>183101815 (OP) -yes -that's what makes it hit hard for me. -if only i had some self confidence, maybe I too would get a friend. ---- 183103217 ->>183101899 ->>183101932 -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1_VwI2y_vDI [Embed] ---- 183103340 ->>183102536 ->we don't notice any time pass ->we don't notice anything ---- 183103560 ->>183101815 (OP) -Think this is my favorite movie. I watched gumbo recently and it felt really familiar compared to it ---- 183103716 -No. - -Even deb would be chad only. diff --git a/tv/183101824.txt b/tv/183101824.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 528f1909aff3e926d3681bb0fda4be676e209f46..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101824.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,41 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101824 -Why is this show completely forgotten? - -Why havent zoomers discovered this show? ---- 183101948 -this show still gets threads. fuck off you faggot tourist ---- 183102441 ->>183101824 (OP) ->>183101948 -I was trying to get a thread going all morning but it kept getting bumped off the board by Oppenheimer memes. -The jannies need to do their job better. ---- 183102467 ->>183101824 (OP) ->everything happens for a reason ->libby stalks hurley from the psych hospital to the island for no reason ---- 183102488 -name one show zoomers watch from before 2004 ---- 183102501 ->>183101824 (OP) -everyone tries to forget about season 4 ---- 183102514 ->>183102488 -Sopranos ---- 183102532 ->>183101948 -it gets threads but it should get threats, against OP, to out his massive Grindr history ---- 183102577 ->>183102532 -are you trying to say something? you can tell me ---- 183102581 ->>183101824 (OP) -I guess you could say this show is lost. ---- 183102861 -Because it’s a shit show -T. 30 year old boomer ---- 183102916 ->>183102514 -only older zoomers watch sopranos ->>183102488 -i believe clone high was a fad on tiktok for a few months diff --git a/tv/183101931.txt b/tv/183101931.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8744816d2c9313360c5636d9ff88bc13aca17d77..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101931.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,144 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101931 ->deprives his kids of technology and information in a world that increasingly revolves around those two things all because he's scared of le trannies - -That's just evil. You're putting your kids at a disadvantage. Oh great your kid can knit a dress and build a wooden shack, meanwhile Timmy is becoming a rocket scientist ---- 183101949 -Shut the fuck up. ---- 183101966 ->Timmy is becoming a rocket scientist -No he isn't ---- 183101967 ->>183101931 (OP) ->Timmy is becoming a rocket scientist -Yes, that outlier sure is helping your argument, chudsama. ---- 183101982 ->>183101931 (OP) -You will never be white and have 6 white children with your blond white wife like him. ---- 183101999 ->>183101931 (OP) ->knowing how to clothe and shelter yourself is less important than shooting a hunk of metal into space -Take the (You) and be on your way. ---- 183102005 -Just show his kids anything made before 2010 it’s safer ---- 183102032 ->>183101931 (OP) -Yes, because rocket scientists are naturally born out of twitter threads and tiktok. Faggot. ---- 183102035 -some rightoids are already turning on him, wait until the tranny discussion is over and you'll start to see even more infighting because of his extreme takes on topics ---- 183102058 -I don't trust bearded men, they're always hiding half of their face for some reason ---- 183102080 ->>183101931 (OP) ->A religious conservative wants to make sure his children don't gain knowledge that religion is actually not real ---- 183102092 ->>183102058 -Some have weak chins. ---- 183102102 ->>183102058 ---- 183102114 ->deprives his kids of technology and information in a world that increasingly revolves around those two things - -Steve Jobs famously forbade his children from using products Apple makes, and it's basically an open secret that all high level Silicon Valley execs follow suit. Exposing children to internet and black glass devices is equal to exposure to leaded paint and gasoline in the mid 20th century. You won't become a "rocket scientist" you become a mentally ill spazz. Look at how retarded Zoomers already are, and Gen A will be even worse. ---- 183102120 ->>183102080 -You have my upvote, good sir! ---- 183102122 ->discusses the prime breeding age of girls ->denies there was a pedophilia problem in the catholic church ---- 183102125 ->Adjust chastity girdle ->Nod to Tyrone, wife's boyfriend, back behind the camera ->Look pointedly at some 18 y/o liberal arts student pulled off the street ->Smirk wryly, "What is a woman?" ---- 183102138 ->>183101931 (OP) -Kys screen obsessed loser. ---- 183102146 -Who pays for his college speaking tours? -Who pays for Daily Wire? -What is their agenda? -Why is the conservative movement normally so attuned to such matters uninterested in this? ---- 183102195 ->>183102122 ->discusses the prime breeding age of girls -Based ->denies there was a pedophilia problem in the catholic church -He correctly identified that it was primarily a faggot problem ---- 183102202 ->>183101931 (OP) -dont more kids say they want to be famous youtubers and tiktokers than rocket scientists or astronauts now days? ---- 183102284 ->>183101931 (OP) -I’m honestly mixed on the internet. I do think it’s a good tool and shows you a good mix of diverse ideas but it 100% gets to the point where it has already showed you basically everything it has to offer and it’s instead just only driving you insane. Also as a young kid you’re so stupid you’ll almost just 100% get fucked up by it in some way. I think the most ideal way to consume the net would be to only start going on it starting in your mid teens while using it as a tool then when it’s clearly a net negative you get off the social aspects of it completely (hopefully having that irl anyway, and if you don’t fix that) and only use it as a strict informational tool at that point. But that’s easier said than done. Thoughts on what I say? ---- 183102298 ->>183101931 (OP) -Autogynephiles would not exist without frequent exposure to internet porn. ---- 183102333 ->>183101931 (OP) ->>deprives his kids of technology and information in a world that increasingly revolves around those two things -Based af ---- 183102351 ->>183102284 -*showed you basically everything it has to offer, is completely redundant, ---- 183102373 ->>183101931 (OP) ->Timmy is becoming a rocket scientist -Zoomers will be too busy studying 100 fake genders to actually advance society in any way ---- 183102551 ->>183101931 (OP) -No matter how much of a based tranny destroyer this guy tries to be to farm tw*tter clicks he still reeks of onions, sorry ---- 183103195 ->deprives BBC of his luscious sissy lips to suck their juicy cocks ---- 183103224 ->>183101931 (OP) -I can't wait for Picard season 4! ---- 183103282 ->>183102114 ->Steve Jobs famously forbade his children from using products Apple makes, and it's basically an open secret that all high level Silicon Valley execs follow suit - -It's true. The people who make these products understand just how bad they really are. Social media is not making kids smarter. It's making them neurotic and anti-social. Ask any teacher. ---- 183103450 -Cannot wait until ome.of his kids becomes trans and he kills himself. I.don't even like trannies, but he's an overdramatic faggot. ---- 183103507 ->>183103450 -dumb phoneposting tranny ---- 183103637 ->>183102122 ->>183102125 ->>183103195 -forgot jpeg ---- 183103689 ->>183101931 (OP) -If you let your kids get on the internet, or even watch modern TV, you should be locked up. ---- 183103759 ->>183101931 (OP) -Ok groomer. ---- 183103766 ->>183101931 (OP) -i'm a big gay black dude and i 69'ed with this dude in 2013 in the back of a chevy tahoe ---- 183103827 ->>183101931 (OP) ->meanwhile Timmy is becoming a rocket scientist -Do you know how Von Neumann was raised? -Literally the classics. -His children are more likely to do anything worthwhile merely out of having attention spans larger than five seconds. ---- 183103838 -Matt Walsh is kino. - -OP is a seething troon who want to diddle little kids ---- 183103859 ->circumcises his children ->rails about trannies -fuckin jews ---- 183103887 ->>183102284 -Internet isn't a problem. -Internet fame and reputation is the problem. -The internet shoul be 1 trillion percent anonimity. -Social medias are fine, but everything is completely anonymized -There is porn, but there aren't any real names ever, and the pornstar girl name keeps switching. -No "trusted data" as everything is 1 trillion percen anonimity, no university or legal entities allowed. -Real names avatar or signatures are punisheable by death or 25years of prison -Real life relationships staying real life, and the Internet being a scary machine, is the way to go. -"The internet being a scary machine but also wanting to be innit and for it to be safe but remaing being the internet so you can make a name and profit onnit but without the scary parts no bully plz" is the oxymoron that's breaking the world. diff --git a/tv/183101937.txt b/tv/183101937.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c138304c21e16e6aaa2f1e2d0595df5f4fbe1259..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183101937.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183101937 -It was fucking KINO ---- 183102171 ->>183101937 (OP) -No it wasn’t, it was hot garbage that shat all over the previously established lore and made you suffer through 9 2-hour-episodes of that crap. ---- 183102261 -If I only could -I'd make a deal with God -to get this dumb show cancelled ---- 183102280 -kino doesn't mean anything ---- 183102281 ->>183102171 -The "established lore" was fucking dogshit, this and the first season were the only good ones ---- 183102319 -Ballsy move to let Sadie get rekt ---- 183102384 ->>183102319 -By BBC, nonetheless... ---- 183102453 ->>183101937 (OP) -It was dogshit since the end of Season 1 when the "member da nintendoes?" nosralgia bait grew like an inopperable cancer and the actually fun elements of the show being a sort of History channel boomer-conspiracy with cold war military experiments were replaced with teen drama. ---- 183102898 ->>183101937 (OP) -Only 2 out of 4 plotlines in it were kino. ---- 183102985 ->>183102453 -It should have stopped after the first season, or took on an anthology framework. Seasons 2-4 are passable junk food with a few genuinely great moments, but they're an overlong footnote to the first season. Once the last season is out and it's all over I think more people will look back on it in its entirety and see it as a waste. ---- 183103088 ->>183101937 (OP) -It was alright ---- 183103095 -Was this the one where main characters were stuck in Russia all season. And MORE characters kept going to Russia and getting stuck there too. It was comical, like I thought it was a meme and the whole cast was going to end up in this Russian prison ---- 183103119 -Kino cinematography. ---- 183103189 ->>183103119 -Eleven getting bullied made me really love her and want to hug her and make her my autistic gf and we'd stay up late together watching Miami Vice and building Legos ---- 183103283 ->>183103189 -The only good parts of S3 and 4 are the first couple episodes before the story starts and El is just doing teenager stuff. ---- 183103352 ->>183103283 -I disagree about 4 because I thought that was mostly alright but S3 was shit and you're right in that the only good parts were El having fun being a normal qt teenager. I wish we got more of it before it all became about the lame Russians or meat monster plots ---- 183103374 ->>183101937 (OP) ->fucking KINO -only the parts without Eleven in them ---- 183103410 ->>183103374 -But those were literally the only good parts. ---- 183103468 -Lucas and Max should've died and Eddie shouldn't have diff --git a/tv/183102030.txt b/tv/183102030.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 609c9778919f1fb09807882452d8b72d585a39a9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102030.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102030 -This was an underrated show. It's the Muppets do 30 Rock. People ain't like the more cynical take but it was still funny and shifted away from that tone partway through into the more familiar ground. If The Looney Tunes Show can get defenders I don't see why this can't ---- 183102118 ->>183102030 (OP) -I would bang miss piggy. ---- 183102131 ->>183102030 (OP) -The Muppet Show was the Muppets do 30 Rock. This was just some more fake Muppet shit done by no talent Brian. Happytime Murders was the irrefutable proof that there will never be anything interesting coming out of Henson's company again. He would've never let something that lazy come out of his studio. ---- 183102583 ->>183102131 -The original Muppets already having 30 Rock vibes is why this is good. This was the only revival that actually understood that and put it in a modern format that actually gelled for once instead of whatever the fuck Disney+ is doing. Brian also had no involvement. He worked on no Muppet shit in the 21st century ---- 183102663 ->>183102030 (OP) -Because 30 Rock sucked and The Looney Tunes Show was a Seinfeld parody, so it was good. ---- 183102878 ->>183102663 -People say it's a Seinfeld parody but the show was about Bugs and Daffy being roommates in the suburbs and dating a sassy chick and a nutjob. There was nothing similar to Seinfeld about it. That's just something zoomers who never watched Seinfeld said ---- 183103223 ->>183102878 -It's because it's western slice of life, retard. diff --git a/tv/183102081.txt b/tv/183102081.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7e5fa80595337009e68c7e976d26e27898cbf6c5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102081.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102081 ->Sugar, do-do-do-do-do-do. Aww... Honey, honey. ---- 183102151 -Why was Homer so uncharacteristically dumb and mean-spirited this episode? ---- 183102250 ->>183102151 ---- 183102417 ->>183102250 -wtf ---- 183103071 ->>183102151 -He wasn't. He was just jealous of Flanders being a better role model to Bart than he was. ---- 183103445 ->>183102151 -that's not uncharacteristic at all. see: homer goes to college ---- 183103678 ->Hey there, Blimpy boy ->flying through the sky, so fancy free ---- 183103715 -sneed ---- 183103722 ->>183102081 (OP) ->>Sneeder, do-do-do-do-do-do. Aww... City slicker. diff --git a/tv/183102089.txt b/tv/183102089.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a5a18e0f733fcb43d73c4a54978f9973fd415271..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102089.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,77 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102089 ->Creates one of the high water, landmark series in the Golden Age of Television ->Gets actual women to enjoy actual motorcycle club (MC) content -Sutter should be in charge of the DCEU, not James Gunn. ---- 183102400 -Beyond just casting a "pretty boy" actor (Charlie Hunnam) the team that did SoA really went above and beyond in creating a series that had actual cross section demographic appeal. The show isn't amazing at all times, but in terms of just general high quality and something that's enjoyable to watch, it seems like we lost that sort of thing once we fully entered the smartphone age. ---- 183102733 -SoA (and MC content in general) absolutely filter midwits. It's like the perfect example of the low IQ high IQ alliance. ---- 183102780 ->MC content poster -Literal autism & LARP ---- 183102810 -there's a bunch of tv shows from that 2008-2013 era (breaking bad, sons of anarchy, justified, early TWD, boardwalk empire, etc) which weren't always high art uberkino, but if you were into the content they were 10/10 ---- 183102827 ->>183102780 -better than that sarah gadon poster at least it's more original than waifufagging ---- 183102840 ->actual MC content ->half the male characters get raped in prison -unironically what did OP mean by this ---- 183102851 ->>183102089 (OP) ->DUDE prison rape! LOL -This guy was obbessed with men getting raped. Very weird ---- 183102865 ->>183102089 (OP) -Sons of Anarchy threads were kino for the parody posts. ---- 183102874 ->>183102089 (OP) -This show was literally gritty Trailer Park Boys. They get into a gun fight every other episode and no one on either side ever gets shot ---- 183102889 ->>183102089 (OP) -I always got it mixed up with Sons of Liberty -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNzApsp1ZSQ [Embed] ---- 183102934 ->>183102780 ->midwit status -filtered ---- 183103008 ->>183102810 ->there's a bunch of tv shows from that 2008-2013 era (breaking bad, sons of anarchy, justified, early TWD, boardwalk empire, etc) which weren't always high art uberkino, but if you were into the content they were 10/10 -BB was great all the way through and BCS also was amazing -SoA was a great followup to The Shield in its first two seasons but it became embarrassing afterwards when Sutter ditched the Hamlet shit to milk more seasons out of it. Clay conflict should have been dealt with as early as season 3, production value also kept getting lazier -Boardwalk was a mediocre followup to Sopranos, Weiner was a poor showrunner, it was at its best when it went pulpy instead of trying to be dramatic, best season was Gyp and fuck Jimmyfags -Justified was kino but was low stakes compared to these other shows, like a comfy boomer procedural - -Do only spic boomers watch Mayans? ---- 183103028 ->>183103008 ->Weiner -Winter sorry, Weiner was doing Mad Men always get the two mixed up ---- 183103055 -Charlie Hunham is a right wing racist though. He supports fascist propagandists like Dave Rubin and Joe Rogan and Sam Harris. ---- 183103083 ->>183102810 -Exactly. And one thing that these shows have in common is that they at least started out being heavily targeted towards men. Almost all of them drifted to be more cross-section demo as they ran longer, but now you won't even get any content that starts out with that kind of focus. In an abstract sense, the system is literally afraid of MC content. ---- 183103092 -Gritty Trailer Park Boys… makes me see it differently and makes sense ---- 183103159 -I think the lack of MC content is because western media doesn’t want strong masculine presence - -Like when was the last time in the recent 5 years that we had MC content or mob content like Sopranos - -Masculine strong men on television are rare - -I’ve seen American MC. Those guys would have gotten beaten or worse by the Hells Angels if it wasn’t for the cameras. Baker to me is a poser. ---- 183103456 ->>183103159 -Baker is absolutely, 100% not cut out to be a 1%er. But one thing I will say is that I think he knows his place. Might be a bit of a goofball and a wacko, but it seemed like he always showed respect to 81. ---- 183103593 -Sometimes after watching a non-Motorcycle Club (non-MC) film I'll lie down, close my eyes and imagine with my mind pictures the same movie but with a Motorcycle Club (MC) plot. Every time, without fail, the Motorcycle Club (MC) version I imagine is vastly superior to the non-Motorcycle Club (non-MC) Hollywood version. ---- 183103812 ->>183102089 (OP) ->>>Gets actual women to enjoy actual motorcycle club (MC) content -bikers are coomers and women are whores -it's a match made in heaven diff --git a/tv/183102174.txt b/tv/183102174.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f97b84ab7a93a607f0407e3cd685df1a2513f4e8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102174.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102174 -CAN I GET A YAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEN???? ---- 183102212 -Imagine still watching this crap after Carano left ---- 183102251 ->>183102174 (OP) -I think a scene where Lizzo accidentally sits on Baby Yoda and he gets lodged up her ass and the rest of the episode is just them trying to pry him out would be hilarious. Have her say a line like “haha shiiiiet I gotta baby yogi stuck up muh ass.” ---- 183102267 -imagine watching this crap because some retarded italian or whatever name was attached to it ---- 183102277 ->>183102174 (OP) -YAAAAS ---- 183102855 -im just gonna say it guys -im tired of baby yeed diff --git a/tv/183102240.txt b/tv/183102240.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 91f5cc459f16cc05f42afe0c6251156ba4c63744..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102240.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102240 -The negro Civil War has begun ---- 183102257 -Zesty Wars ---- 183102259 -Link -https://youtu.be/EFotDNn95Vg [Embed] ---- 183102305 -Buck breaking 2 WHEN Tariq? I've already seen some leaked concept art from it. ---- 183102684 ->>183102240 (OP) -Idk boutchu but that nigga zesty ---- 183103628 ->>183102257 ->>183102684 -stop callin Black bodies zesty diff --git a/tv/183102242.txt b/tv/183102242.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 127739b0e2332c612468b7e2347997f0206becb8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102242.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102242 -Nefer in the catty. ---- 183102843 ->>183102242 (OP) -Why does she look like plastic ---- 183103574 -nice dsl ---- 183103599 ->>183102242 (OP) ->lets make a Shadman, but into an animated film -The fuck are you americans even thinking? Are you that coomer-deprived or something? diff --git a/tv/183102321.txt b/tv/183102321.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5df27610d3bee822e1e06f1f738f21fe416e760f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102321.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,33 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102321 -Blessed images of /tv/ - Television & Film ---- 183102712 ->blessed images ->cursed images ---- 183102732 ->>183102321 (OP) -Ciarán is kawáii ---- 183102813 ->>183102469 -This and the Damon thing has to be a meme at this point. The right move is to check in hope that the opponent raises even though you have a slam dunk. Bomber also could have had a 7 and beat his hand regardless. Both were bluffing. - -Fucking dumb /tv/Iggers don't know shit about poker ---- 183102903 ->>183102890 ->At least you can talk! Where are you? ---- 183102943 -why is half this thread deleted lol ---- 183103012 ->>183102321 (OP) -Can't believe The Terror came out 5 years ago. ---- 183103354 ->>183102321 (OP) ---- 183103414 ->>183102943 -Yeah dunno, it was nothing weird -http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/183102321 ---- 183103568 ->>183103414 -Sounds like janny is going through some hard times and is taking it out on on topic posters to me ---- 183103790 ->>183103742 diff --git a/tv/183102326.txt b/tv/183102326.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b4d1a061e4867be50b7ee7b1a68a9dfb254cc71e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102326.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102326 -Do you think Lux Pascal will be as successful as her brother Pedro? ---- 183102359 ->>183102326 (OP) ->her ---- 183102369 -she kinda cute doe ---- 183102635 -Need that bussy ---- 183102927 ->>183102326 (OP) ->literal communist and a tranny ---- 183103240 -There's a weird, unspoken level of nepotism among the Allende family. I've never heard of a rich Chileno that wasn't connected to them somehow. ---- 183103309 -Does he support child rapists too? ---- 183103364 ->>183102326 (OP) -She will succeed in getting me a raging hard boner. ---- 183103369 ->>183102326 (OP) -Its weird how they have totally opposite features, he has tiny eyes she has bug wide eyes, she’s got a tiny little beak nose and he had and eagle nose. He has a weak jaw, she’s got a strong one, she has fair pale yellow skin, he’s got pink dark skin. She’s a bad actress with a pleasant voice, he’s a great actor with a terrible accent that makes him impossible to understand (I speak Spanish in multiple dialects, he’s just a mumbler with broken pronunciation) ---- 183103396 ->>183103240 ->Allende family. - ->GET OVERTHROWN BECAUSE YOUR ANTI-USA ->FAMILY SUCKS USA NOW. diff --git a/tv/183102330.txt b/tv/183102330.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4be3fc52f825c25592a2ef3f50f2895a7f4139b8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102330.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,60 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102330 ->successful businessman ->last name is “Jobs” -who writes this shit? ---- 183102340 ->>183102330 (OP) -Why did you make this same thread after the other one failed? ---- 183102355 ->>183102330 (OP) ->Jobs ->jobs to cancer -huh ---- 183102360 ->>183102330 (OP) -was he really that much of an autistic asshole? ---- 183102454 ->>183102340 ->successful businessman ->last name is “Jobs” -who writes this shit? ---- 183102597 ->>183102330 (OP) ->Jobs Jobsson ->Mister Mission Imbossibleman ---- 183102634 ->>183102330 (OP) ->named Jobs ->dies because his pancreas stops doing its job -Really? ---- 183102731 ->>183102360 -Yes. His parentage really explains a lot: he was actually born out of wedlock from a wealthy Syrian baby daddy and a solidly upper middle class American woman, only to then be given to blue-collar adoptive parents. His real mom then tried to take him back because she was afraid he would be turned into a redneck, and even took that shit to court. - -Jobs has openly declared that he actually preferred his adoptive parents' county background and lifestyle. His autism might have been partly born out of a desire to prove to his wealthy biological parents that they were assholes for giving him away. ---- 183102804 ->>183102330 (OP) ->CEO of Apple ->name is Tim Apple -god is getting lazy tbqh senpai ---- 183102986 ->Steve Jobs -Should be called Steve Unemployment. ---- 183103017 ->>183102330 (OP) ->Character is called Jobs ->He fires people for no reason ->Those people have no Jobs now -BRAVO NOLAN ---- 183103040 ->Chris Moneymaker wins WSOP ->Rosemary Trout is a food scientist ->Henry Youngman is an old man ->Gary Oldman is a young man ---- 183103325 ->Jesse Heisenberg ->looks like Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul fused together ---- 183103385 ->>183102360 -He's the reason why the modern Cali pieces of shits are the way they are diff --git a/tv/183102378.txt b/tv/183102378.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 603305127698927903cb7431d6bf9f98db974bb0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102378.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102378 -Watch Florida man ---- 183102403 -Unrealistic. Everyone knows those style of shower poles will fall out at the faintest of touches from a human. ---- 183102485 ->>183102403 -was just thinking that, completely impossible. ---- 183102586 ->>183102403 - -kek ---- 183103570 ->>183102378 (OP) -woah, what episode is this so I can skip to it? diff --git a/tv/183102398.txt b/tv/183102398.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3d5afbc9556232d4a8550ac757bb86f5ee6f40d3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102398.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102398 -Why haven't they apologized? ---- 183102423 ->>183102398 (OP) -They're Jewish ---- 183102438 ->>183102398 (OP) -i MEAN, THEY WEREN'T WRONG. tRANSFOLX ARE HUNTING KIDS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT NOW *caps ---- 183102504 -The easiest idea for a South Park trans episode is making it transracial and having white people doing blackface and saying nigger constantly -They have the typical “dude white people are LE BAD” and they can placate the anti tranny crowd at the same time ---- 183103007 ->>183102398 (OP) -Hopefully they never do, especially with how soft they've become in recent years. - -I love how this episode perfectly sums up the sheer insanity of the trans movement. diff --git a/tv/183102408.txt b/tv/183102408.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 24fe3e857b1573d724f49f6398bae68b1d3fd6ab..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102408.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102408 -Say the punchline, /tv/! ---- 183102667 ->>183102408 (OP) ->and that's when I realized I became death, the destroyer of worlds! diff --git a/tv/183102480.txt b/tv/183102480.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0d5503539d5a141e47ee52af4cf3124c27a8b346..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102480.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102480 -This is fuckin awesome chaps. whens the sequel? ---- 183103528 -games went to shit when they revealed the mcguffin everyone is after is just an alien mind control device diff --git a/tv/183102483.txt b/tv/183102483.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 58c508d73cd7af9622c4990aaff0950b2098f9bc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102483.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102483 -What's next for Dafne Kino? ---- 183102696 ->>183102483 (OP) -Hopefully pornos ---- 183102896 ->>183102483 (OP) -Banging body but her face is busted diff --git a/tv/183102496.txt b/tv/183102496.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cd6422da47ff367b9294c3b063b3d06b08b2585a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102496.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102496 -and that's not even the best part. - -When the assassination attempt goes awry, the Jedi chase the shapeshifter through the city. And instead of going in to finish the assassination job now that Padme is unguarded, Jango decides to go kill the shapeshifter he hired to kill her. ---- 183102518 ->>183102496 (OP) -These scene fucking scared the shit out of me as a kid, to this day I can’t watch it without feeling uncomfortable ---- 183103067 ->>183102496 (OP) -Padme was probably swarmed with security within minutes. All Jango could do at that point was cover his tracks and then skip back to Kamino. diff --git a/tv/183102507.txt b/tv/183102507.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9c8d5b2c740499a2711a3e9a55429784d05e4ba5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102507.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,34 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102507 ->oh you are so short mario! ->lol he is tiny ->no princess will ever date you mario! -could they fucking stop with this shit? ---- 183102564 ->>183102507 (OP) -How tf does Illumination's girlboss-Peach look more like a real human bean than ATJ?? ---- 183102724 -why are short people so insecure ---- 183103029 ->manlet hands typed this. ---- 183103318 -am i weird if i want too suck on anya's farts and drink her barf bros? ---- 183103460 ->>183103318 -Yeah, man. But I think you already know how weird that is. ---- 183103492 ->>183103318 -Not at all, anon. That's just the normal thoughts of a well adjusted man. ---- 183103529 ->>183102507 (OP) ->throws mario over her shoulder ->beats up bad guys ->volunteers to be captured because the writers can't stand having anything happen without her consent ->doesn't even wear a dress all the time because only trannies wear dresses at this point ---- 183103616 ->>183103318 -you being a coprophile is less weird than being attracted to anna taylor joy ---- 183103629 ->>183103460 ->you already know how weird that is. -i do enough, brother, i do enough. diff --git a/tv/183102527.txt b/tv/183102527.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 92e90bf5a0f2194553c2f883b3a2261465848a5d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102527.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102527 -Were they the symptom of a broken society or did they break it? ---- 183102548 ->>183102527 (OP) -Symptom mostly. They were tasked with playing a role and they did it as commanded. ---- 183102550 ->>183102527 (OP) -Is Kourtney still the least bogged one? I haven't seen this in a decade. ---- 183102588 ->>183102527 (OP) -Why do they all bang niggas? ---- 183102653 ->>183102588 -Daddy's a tranny chud who gave them no attention ---- 183102655 ->>183102527 (OP) -They were / are a symptom. Simps + Onlyfans are just a symptom, too. ---- 183102662 -How would you cope with the fact your 60+ year old mother is getting plowed by a BBC in the same hole that she gave birth to you from? They all go with black men, so they probably don't care... but still. ---- 183102846 ->>183102662 -Fuck black men to get mommy and daddy's attention ---- 183103103 ->>183102527 (OP) -Why do they want to be POC so much? It's scary. diff --git a/tv/183102538.txt b/tv/183102538.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7a40dcf03070672823dc319e899e11b31d11302f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102538.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102538 -Claim SCIFI SEXOOO before someone else does ---- 183102593 -claimed, too slow, losers ---- 183102608 ->>183102538 (OP) -Six ---- 183102627 -Wish she was maincasted instead of that horse Claudia Black. ---- 183102682 -Lt. Flores reporting for my dick. ---- 183103004 ->>183102538 (OP) ---- 183103006 -obrien's gfs (not his wife) ---- 183103236 ->>183103006 -Fmk ---- 183103316 -Data's daughter a cute! ---- 183103419 ->>183103316 -Is she named Lal? ---- 183103464 -I win ---- 183103907 ->>183103419 -why did they mention her as being one of his personalities but then completely ignore her when data/lore were fighting for control of the body? diff --git a/tv/183102643.txt b/tv/183102643.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bf1c4a29b7643cd981f1df852e76eabe9947826f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102643.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102643 -1. Prince of Egypt -2. Princess Mononoke -3. Whisper of the heart ---- 183102739 ->>183102643 (OP) -1. Adventures of Captain Vrungel -2. Crocodile Gena -3. The Three Bogatyrs ---- 183102759 ->>183102643 (OP) -The Lion King -Emperor's New Groove -Tarzan -Prince of Egypt -Aladdin ---- 183102877 ->>183102739 -Holy basado ---- 183102897 ->>183102643 (OP) -Prince of Egypt -The Emperor's New Groove -Kiki's Delivery Service -The Wind Rises -Mirai ---- 183103241 ->>183102643 (OP) -The Prince of Egypt -The Secret of NIMH -Bambi -The Land Before Time -Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind -Akira -Tarzan -Treasure Planet -The Iron Giant -The End of Evangelion -Finding Nemo -WALL-E -Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse -How to Train Your Dragon diff --git a/tv/183102660.txt b/tv/183102660.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 741a688b001da472a4133175a668b8aa001790be..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102660.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102660 -what happened to romcoms? ---- 183102723 ->>183102660 (OP) -It’s 2023, pursuing/dating women isn’t a thing anymore. You message them on Tinder/Instagram and they set a time and place to fuck if they deem you acceptable. ---- 183102765 -Rachel Leigh Cook is still absolutely gorgeous, I couldn't take this movie seriously at all ---- 183102787 ->>183102723 -No thanks. I don't want some floozy. ---- 183102792 ->>183102660 (OP) -Woke shit happened -Its all gay and blacked now ---- 183103484 ->>183102660 (OP) -They were streamlined into a science by Hallmark and Lifetime. A big budget romcom could never compete again. ---- 183103573 ->>183103484 -I've only watched a couple of Hallmark movies, and I think they'd be better watching them with someone, but they're not necessarily as good as the romcoms I grew up on. ---- 183103585 ->>183102660 (OP) -Niggers happened. ---- 183103671 -Feminism diff --git a/tv/183102677.txt b/tv/183102677.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7362927c86e0a475e13029cd982e7aa8e45b62c2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102677.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102677 -If there's one thing this movie has taught me, it's that Mario and Luigi have a way better romantic pairing than Mario and Peach. ---- 183102797 ->>183102677 (OP) -As it should be. Bros before hoes ---- 183102894 ->>183102797 -Should be renamed 'lovebirds.gif' diff --git a/tv/183102740.txt b/tv/183102740.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6dca85349ee6bb5a682edb83a17bfc98b2d15f15..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102740.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,19 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102740 -And what of Good Solonius? ---- 183103192 -I've heard he's a good ---- 183103243 -And what of Evil Solonius? ---- 183103311 ->>183103243 -Bad Solonius: ->Stands with Full Hands ->Forever dominating his lessers ->Every woman would have him ->Is absent both skill, and the will to live -a very complex character ---- 183103429 -Marius Naharius ---- 183103783 -I gave him a hosin diff --git a/tv/183102741.txt b/tv/183102741.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 997ee9398b208694d5ed6e3729e8e8de49be8ff4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102741.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102741 -I think it even plays better to a 2023 audience than to a 1984 one with the A.I. content. -Try to see it on a big screen if you can. ---- 183102806 ->>183102741 (OP) ->let's remake the original movie but for simpletons ---- 183102959 ->>183102806 -Not even close. -I don't think you've seen this film. diff --git a/tv/183102761.txt b/tv/183102761.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a58813f5fe4da58f091d9c1dc684f25762d660f8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102761.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,33 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102761 -So what were their plans with girly girls again? ---- 183102805 -Sauce ? ---- 183102821 ->>183102805 -darkness of armies: the dead are evil ---- 183102856 ->>183102821 -Is that a porn parody? ---- 183102939 ->>183102856 -Its the third and final act of the franchise, its all camp unlike the first one which mixed (more flip flopped) kooky camp and eldritch and body horror. Its a fun action flick with some fun special effects. Its worth watching but don’t expect a lot and don’t expect horror. ---- 183102973 ->>183102761 (OP) -They were going to bone them ---- 183103001 ->>183102761 (OP) -Bone them ---- 183103030 -they needed them to examine some large bones ---- 183103546 ->>183102856 ->porn parody - -fr fr no cap ---- 183103582 ->>183102973 -CARLOS!!! ---- 183103597 ->>183103001 -I was hoping this was Pyramid Head skinning people with his bare hands diff --git a/tv/183102771.txt b/tv/183102771.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4080fe9648f31dbbff070dce77bc6cff41c6e165..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102771.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102771 -What movie has the most competent criminals? diff --git a/tv/183102816.txt b/tv/183102816.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2aca24ca4afa57a1ecd0c76683717d230fa61c17..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102816.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102816 ->Schafer was born in Trenton, New Jersey, on December 31, 1998 to parents Katy and Mac Schafer. Her father is a Presbyterian minister, and their family moved between churches and congregations in New Jersey, Arizona, and finally Raleigh, North Carolina. ---- 183102946 ->faggot dad looks like a cucked version of gordon ramsay -it was inevitable ---- 183102992 ->>183102816 (OP) ->minister -I wouldn't be surprised if he's the one who groomed her into becoming a tranny. It's always the religious christian dad who's the sexual deviant ---- 183103668 ->>183102946 -It's because he didn't eat the pizza diff --git a/tv/183102835.txt b/tv/183102835.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c78cd17cfbe65368610a05b5ffa2dd95b5208b01..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102835.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102835 -Anyone else like this? I thought it was way better than Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Wanted a sequel or miniseries. Not a single black person in the cast which is impressive for a film made as late as 2014-2016 ---- 183102928 -yes R-rated sequel big time. If they can reproduce the magic of this cast. As I very vaguely recall. - -This may sound weird and not make any sense but I thought the producers did a good job but not the executive producers. If thats even true or makes any sense. Meaning mostly all the animated crap and the cgi blood etc. I lay that with the executive producers not giving them the budget it deserved. - -Even the PG-13. I think that was ultimately the biggest mistake and I would assume absolutely lays with the executive producers. Wtf were they thinking? ---- 183103152 -*Apparently its all Lionsgate's fault which makes it even more bizarre that it was PG-13. It was direct to video in New Zealand but they made it PG-13?? The percentage of video store clerks checking ID vs movie theater clerks is like maybe 2%. You would need a theater clerk to check the ID's of lets say 15 year olds 50 times before one single video store clerk would check the ID of a 15 year old renting an R-rated Pride and Prejudice and Zombies diff --git a/tv/183102852.txt b/tv/183102852.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f7e3411e9c24c33f0ff25afff5ed5069ca74c464..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102852.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102852 -Wonder what would have happened in the sequels - -Great movie ---- 183102869 ->>183102852 (OP) -Would Danielle Babymaker fuck her dad? ---- 183102969 ->>183102869 -Pretty sure it was building up to her killing him or getting killed by him in the last movie of a trilogy. diff --git a/tv/183102885.txt b/tv/183102885.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 63b8414c0b9cd6754a53790424f174ec7f1ce6bf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102885.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,89 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102885 -Do people watch talk shows anymore? ---- 183102940 -oh boy yeah ---- 183102961 ->>183102885 (OP) -Moms still watch daytime talk shows. No idea about late night ---- 183103043 ->>183102885 (OP) -I need her to muffle me to death ---- 183103118 -Only retards go on talk shows and only retards watch them. ---- 183103140 ->>183102885 (OP) -Only on youtube. I mean clips of latest episodes. ---- 183103154 ->>183102885 (OP) -Why do I get the feeling she's a massive sex deviant every time I see her outside of films? ---- 183103183 ->>183102885 (OP) -good christ those arches are insane ---- 183103357 -Middle aged to old people do and they're most of the population. ---- 183103767 ->>183102885 (OP) -I watch late night shows. I finish work right when fallon starts so I turn on nbc as I’m settling in. You get some eye candy here and there, maybe a decent performance. Mostly background noise ---- 183103940 ->>183103767 -fallon is by far the most tolerable as you can tell he tries to stay politically neutral and humble ---- 183103987 ->>183103940 -I prefered Conan, shame he's stopped ---- 183105287 ->>183102885 (OP) -Me but I'm middle aged so I'm not really a person in the true sense of the word. ---- 183106864 ->>183102885 (OP) -Not me. -I hate being lectured to. I mean u didn't like Trump either, but ffs shut up already. We get it Colbert, you hate him. Now just be funny please I've had a shit day and want to laugh ---- 183107438 -I can't find it any more but there's a clip of Emily Blunt on a talk show talking about shooting a scene for The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon where she delivers, after the public present at the filming, the Team America line. It warms my cockles. ---- 183107819 ->>183102885 (OP) -I have such a raging boner right now. Legs, ugh... ---- 183108487 ->>183107833 -Hnnnngggggg MORE ---- 183108685 -They're OK to watch ---- 183108749 ->>183102885 (OP) -mommy thighs ---- 183108907 -Only when Margot is on them. ---- 183108927 ->>183103154 -Because of course she is -She was the girl in Leon, for crying out loud ---- 183109223 ->>183102885 (OP) ---- 183109467 -milf Natalie > loli Natalie - -there - -I said it ---- 183109499 ->>183109467 -Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ---- 183109506 ->>183102885 (OP) -no ---- 183110566 -Can't believe moby got to hit that in her prime ---- 183111316 -hardly anyone watches them at night anymore they just dont know how else to generate the 5 minute clips for morning poops ---- 183111877 ->>183102885 (OP) -Did any of them ask her about her butthole? ---- 183111928 ->>183102885 (OP) ->>183107833 ->>183108685 ->>183108907 ->>183108927 ->>183109736 ->>183110485 ->>183109951 diff --git a/tv/183102974.txt b/tv/183102974.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c5c72eac2f630c3894332cd99d1802bd6a299aa8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102974.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103036 ->>183102974 (OP) -Now that's what I call a close encounter! ---- 183103216 ->>183102974 (OP) -Who else? Will Smiff diff --git a/tv/183102976.txt b/tv/183102976.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4bf9c08048bae24de5e64ac95c6e9c830a463a46..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102976.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,580 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102976 -This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen ---- 183102988 -https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1636301408575057921 ---- 183103021 ->>183102976 (OP) -does bruce have to be there no matter if he's in the movie or not? is he that tied to anything evil dead? ---- 183103031 ->>183102976 (OP) -TBF, Bruce is right. -People doing that just for brief internet fame are absolutely fucking annoying. - -Same with the reporter who interviewed Affleck and Cavill and said "the early reviews say this movie sucks!". -It always annoys me when people try to put themselves on the internet ---- 183103056 ->>183103021 -He's an executive producer on the movie ---- 183103075 ->>183103031 -No one cares Bruce ---- 183103096 ->>183102976 (OP) ->Y-You're a c-uck, Bruce! This m-movie is so w-woke! - -Cringe. ---- 183103105 ->>183102976 (OP) -Even if the movie is going to suck ass (most sequelshit, remakeshit, rebootshit sucks), Campbell was in the right to tell that dipshit to fuck off. ---- 183103121 ->>183103031 -what about when people would do stuff like that before internet fame was a thing? ---- 183103145 ->>183103021 -He's a loser and this is all he has ---- 183103147 -Bruce who ---- 183103157 ->>183102976 (OP) -based lmao ---- 183103161 ->>183103145 -You wouldn't say that to his face ---- 183103163 ->>183103021 -It's weird because isn't the horror comedy stuff with Ash a lot more popular than the reboots? ---- 183103197 ->>183103161 -Sure I would. Fuck him and his reddit fan base ---- 183103199 ->>183103161 -Yea no one would literally scream that the movie sucks at him either. ---- 183103208 ->>183103031 ->every outburst in public is for internet clout -holy fuck zoomers are mentally deranged. no wonder why Evil Dead is unwatchable. - ->>183103096 ->>183103105 -Your movie sucked, Bruce ---- 183103244 ->>183103031 -you can’t even see his face nor does anyone know who he is. fucking retard, but what do you expect from the faggots defending a shitty movie ->TND8M ---- 183103271 ->>183102976 (OP) ->>183102988 -He's right, you know ---- 183103286 ->>183102976 (OP) -That last Evil Dead remake was straight garbage, so there's a real good chance this one fucking sucks just like that guy yelled. ---- 183103304 ->>183102976 (OP) -The guest was right, but Bruce's reaction was also justified. What is he supposed to say? "Yeah dude you're right it sucks, I recommend against watching it"? ---- 183103307 ->>183103286 -the 2013 movie was good ---- 183103322 ->>183103197 -His reddit fanbase would fuck you up ---- 183103328 ->>183103307 -If you set the bar on the floor I guess. ---- 183103342 ->>183103304 -Mark Hamill did it with The Last Jedi ---- 183103370 ->>183103271 ->look this clown up ->he's literally a faggot ---- 183103373 ->>183103328 -what sort of remake would you actually expect? a more serious take is really the only choice they had. it could have been a lot worse. what horror. movies do you like that have come out since the remake? - ->>183103342 -mark hamill is a faggot ---- 183103394 ->>183103370 -Bryan would fuck you up ---- 183103478 ->fuck you -OH MY GOD BRUCE CAMPBELL IS LE GEM SO SMART AND FUNNY HOW DID HE COME UP WITH SUCH A BITING RETORT OH MY SCIENCE I AM SO HECKINAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ---- 183103509 ->>183103031 -Lol, fuck off yourself. - ->Basket of Deplor-PEPE!!!!!-ables -It pricks the bubble of untouchability the media and their goons weave around themselves. -There are not above us. They are dancing monkeys. You shill rodent. ---- 183103511 ->>183103478 ---- 183103517 ->>183103478 -reminds me of this lame shit -https://youtu.be/AZfWwZZoN3o [Embed] ---- 183103532 ->>183103394 -he's too busy getting his fudge packed by an old baldie ---- 183103537 ->>183103509 ---- 183103544 -YOUR MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS! - ->based UWE boll -“If you think so then fight me” ->proceeds to kick the ever loving shit out of lowtax - ->cringe Bruce Campbell -“p-p-please leave!” ---- 183103553 ->>183103096 -Who are you quoting? ---- 183103555 ->>183103031 -If I want to say a movie sucks, that's on me. If you record it and put it on the internet and it goes viral, that's on you. ---- 183103557 -Anyone who has seen the trailers knows its going to suck. - -Drag Me To Hell was the spiritual successor to Evil Dead. ---- 183103577 ->>183102988 ->twitter ---- 183103579 ->>183103517 -God those ṣoy comments ---- 183103588 ->>183103370 ->>183103532 -No one cares. ---- 183103591 ->>183103307 -Lol, we got a Diablo Chody fan ovah heah!~ ---- 183103607 ->>183103544 ---- 183103619 ->>183103517 -to be fair, stupid questions get stupid answers ---- 183103625 ->>183103557 -we needed a sequel where Drag Me to Hell gets wackier, and the main girl gets her revenge ---- 183103626 -LE BRUCE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE - -OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE, I LOVE HOW HE PUT THAT RACIST HECKLER IN HIS PLACE ---- 183103659 ->>183103031 ->Same with the reporter who interviewed Affleck and Cavill and said "the early reviews say this movie sucks!". -If you're a Snyder fan or something who actually thinks those movies were actually good then I think you don't actually care about fags trying to get famous but more just seething at people criticising garbage which you like. ---- 183103679 ->>183103626 ---- 183103681 ->>183103588 ->HEY EVERYONE LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE - ->ARE YOU LOOKING YET? - -Shut up already. ---- 183103696 ->>183103557 ->what if le mom is.... le supernaturally EVIL?! -yeah I'll be skipping this shit. it'll probably make money though. ---- 183103728 ->>183103588 -Not that anon, but, you quoting him shows you care. ---- 183103760 ->>183103031 -This comment fucking sucks ---- 183103787 ->YOU CAN'T HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION ABOUT THE MOVIE THAN THE REST OF THESE NERDS! FUCK OFF! -it would have been better to just ask what he didn't like about it and then actually defend the movie. If he gave bullshit reasons why he didn't like it, then he exposes himself as a fraud looking for attention. If he brings up good points, it's a healthy discussion about the movie. ---- 183103799 -this whole thread is a psyop ---- 183104130 ->>183103799 -this is now a bruce board ---- 183104264 ->>183104130 - -this has been a pro bruce/raimi/evil dead board since forever. ---- 183105077 -Who the fuck is the Bruce you all are talking about. I've met that man before and he's clearly Chuck Finly ---- 183105139 ->>183103728 -I didn't quote anyone you illiterate fuck. ---- 183105204 ->>183103031 -lol bruce is such a broken man now. He fucking hates evil dead and hates the fans but its his meal ticket and the only thing people know him for. Him getting ass hurt proves how fucking gone he is ---- 183105428 ->>183104264 -This webm has sound ---- 183105464 ->>183103370 -Doesn't make him wrong about this ---- 183105484 ->>183102976 (OP) -Evil Reddit ---- 183105524 ->>183102976 (OP) -After this Bruce said him and Sam are doing another movie so maybe this guy got to him and he realized the movie is indeed shit. ---- 183105547 ->>183103626 -Eric Butts would fuck you up ---- 183105648 -ITT: retards taking the tweet at face value and not seeing that the video is clearly staged. The faggot "guest" is known for doing these kinds of stunts and was probably even paid to act like a fucking sperg. Notice the only threads on this shit movie are from this gayass viral marketing kikery. ---- 183106005 ->>183102976 (OP) -Well... did it? ---- 183106115 ->>183103145 -He seems like a likeable guy who is still more successful then 95 percent of actors and probably has better physiognomy then you ---- 183106277 ->>183103031 -THIS POST FUCKING SUCKS, NIGGER ---- 183106408 ->what if Ash but with tits -Nah pass fuck off take a hike get out. ---- 183108063 ->>183102976 (OP) -Pour your heart and soul into a project. Late nights, financial risk. - -Some dick tries to get 15 seconds of Fame by dissing you ---- 183108183 -Bruce should have taken the David Carradine retirement plan after Brisco County Jr ---- 183108266 ->>183102976 (OP) -DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET ---- 183108562 ->>183103208 ->>every outburst in public is for internet clout -implying it isnt -either way it's attention whoring which shouldnt be encouraged ---- 183108686 ->manufactured outrage -yawn ---- 183110408 -Cringe viral "moment" get fucked retards ---- 183110638 ->>183102976 (OP) -was that you OP? ---- 183110650 -this feel like a shilling thread ---- 183110693 ->>183102988 ->>183102976 (OP) ->March 16 ->multiple threads about this right before the movie releases ---- 183112206 ->>183103626 -I can't get over how much I hate this onions. Star Wars even the OGs are not that good, not worth that reaction. ---- 183112543 ->>183102976 (OP) ->No Jane -It fucking sucks ---- 183112579 ->>183110693 ->multiple threads about this right before the movie releases -Yes, imagine that. Retard. ---- 183112616 ->>183103370 -Boy looks zesty. ---- 183112850 ->>183103121 -Give one exemple of this ---- 183112896 ->>183103208 ->no wonder why Evil Dead is unwatchable. -Kek the movie was made 30 years before zoomers were born ---- 183112916 ->>183112850 -The guy that burned Alexandria's library so that his name would be written in history. ---- 183112938 -I think I'm going to watch it because that faggot sperged out. ---- 183113142 -Trannies are always so rude. ---- 183113544 ->>183103031 -Movie still sucks and I lost respect for Bruce after the Doctor Strange cameo. ---- 183113573 -THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS ---- 183113650 ->>183103511 -I'm not gay but ---- 183113660 ->>183102976 (OP) -Wow! So organic! Can't believe somebody shouted out their opinion on this shitty remake at the premiere so that the lead actor could tell them they're stupid! Can't wait to see this! ---- 183113739 ->>183113660 -Would they really fake this? Why not make a bigger scene? ---- 183113823 ->>183113739 ->would some Hollywood type really pay a random idiot $100 to create some moderate controversy about their DOA movie? -I wonder. I'm doing a big hum. ---- 183113939 ->>183103532 -Disgusting ---- 183114044 -Critics liked it so he's probably right. ---- 183114819 ->>183103626 -Eric Butts would dog walk your bitch ass. ---- 183114884 ->>183112850 -me screaming nigger at the top of my lungs for an all school presentation. - -how about people being pricks to comics. this didn't happen before the internet? ---- 183114957 ->>183103163 -It is, but Bruce is old and doesn't want to work anymore. ---- 183114985 ->>183114957 -he just gets annoyed having to take time away from plowing endless fields of prime vagina to make these silly movies ---- 183115007 ->>183103544 ->BETA HECKLER: Y-YOU'RE MOVIE S-SUCKS!!! - -GIGACHAD BRUCE: GET OUT ---- 183115047 ->>183115007 ---- 183115051 ->>183102976 (OP) -Hmmm ---- 183115071 ->>183102976 (OP) ->they hated him because he spoke the truth -This man truly is the cinema messiah ---- 183115123 ->>183102976 (OP) ->tells a man leaving on his own to get the fuck out -Bruce is such a fucking shill lapdog ---- 183115155 ->When people shout your movie sucks, you win! -Looks like we're past peak outrage marketing. ---- 183115158 ->>183115123 ---- 183115207 ->>183102988 ->scroll down ->literal trannies and buttlickers in the replies -Glad I'm not some Evil Dead super fan. -Jesus Christ. ---- 183115225 ->>183112850 -Dennis Pennis but that was for his TV show so I guess it doesn't count -ahead of his time in many ways, would've fit the internet era much better ---- 183115229 -Bruce La Bruce > Bruce Campbell ---- 183115348 ->>183114044 ->audience score is more accurate ---- 183115638 ->>183102976 (OP) -WE NEED MORE 15 WORD NEWS THAT CAUSE CONTROVERSY AND DRIVE UP ENGAGEMENT NOW! ---- 183115667 ->>183103322 -I'm a nigga. His reddit fans would literally kiss my feet. ---- 183115757 ->>183103021 -He's Sam Raimi's boyfriend ---- 183115801 -So did Will Smith really slap Chris Rock without it being pre-planned? -We're here talking about these events that we otherwise would not have given 2 shits about. ---- 183115939 ->>183115667 -A black feller talking nonsense about Bruce? You wouldn't last two minutes. ---- 183115952 ->>183103307 -Zoom zoom ---- 183116150 ->>183115348 ->the everyman review isn't more accurate for the everyman ---- 183116401 ->thinking Pizza Poppa doesn't get paid ---- 183116477 ->>183103517 ->nice kid ->Grew up in Albuquerque ->Finally gets to meet his idol and ask a question ->Who then nukes him from orbit for literally no discernable reason -Why was Cranston --a multi millionaire-- such a complete piece of shit to one of his fans? ---- 183116536 ->>183102976 (OP) -Based Bruce. Hopefully that heckler went missing shortly thereafter. ---- 183116564 ->>183116477 -he's a faggot and he sucks ---- 183116618 ->>183115801 -Yes, Will Smith is that much of a retard. -The backlash has been so great that if it was a stunt, he clearly would've called out his agent or whoever else thought it up. -It was real, Chris Rock really got slapped. -Will Smith is a dumbass, and Jada is an unappreciative cunt who fucked a much younger person, and was somehow NOT ripped to shreads by the media. -Imagine if Will Smith had fucked some 20-year old model, and had the gall to discuss it publicly on a TV show. ---- 183116674 ->>183102976 (OP) -bhenchode ---- 183116783 ->>183102976 (OP) ->Oh yeah well you're a N...umm it was definiatley an n word ---- 183116835 ->>183115801 -holy shit is that real? ---- 183116972 ->>183116477 -He's another brainwashed anti-white libshit. Breaking Bad is the first and last good thing he's ever been on. ---- 183116980 -Why is everything some retarded culture war battle? If the movie's shit then let the movie be shit, people don't have to make this some grand stand political statement and go see it to spite some random guy. Or even not seeing it because some equally petty reason. ---- 183117057 ->>183102976 (OP) -EPIC -EPIC FOR THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---- 183117166 ->>183116980 -It wasn't a culture war thing until you decided it was. Bruce Campbell has been a cultural icon for decades and people like him. ---- 183117185 -so you guys think the movies gonna be good?to many danger/dyke hairs in the trailer have me worried ---- 183117253 ->>183114044 -The audience score for this will be super high. The only people who will hate this movie are the boomers who won't let go of the originals. ---- 183117310 ->Suggest this is scripted ->OMG UR LE HECKING CONSPIRACY QUACK -Do normalfags not realize marketing can be discrete from advertisements? ---- 183118206 ->>183113544 -what a dishonest post ---- 183118400 -Dude's right, too. Campbell is just pissed he threw all his money in it. There's always the made to order novelty answering message business I guess. ---- 183118412 ->>183117166 -For somebody that got known for his chin he should've learned to take one on it every now and then instead of being an asshurt bitchfaggot about it. ---- 183118457 ->How dare you criticize my movie ---- 183118540 ->>183102976 (OP) -Isn't this movie's plot more or less ripped off from Demons 2? ---- 183118674 ->>183114044 -Both the critical and audience scores will be high because the only people that will see it are retards like horrorfags. ---- 183119000 ->>183105204 -He should've pushed hard for a burn notice spin off he wanted to stay relevant. Never seen him in anything since that show ---- 183119064 ->>183103208 -Evil Dead has always been fucking trash. Campbell is a joke human, like someone turned the chin slider all the way up in the character creator just to play the silliest way possible, anyone that takes evil dead seriously is a fucking loser. ---- 183119159 ->>183118540 -no one has seen this trash except you ---- 183119247 ->>183119064 -hello chinlet ---- 183119311 ->>183118206 -Cope harder Brucefag. ---- 183119316 ->>183102976 (OP) -Sounds like an audience plant. ---- 183119451 ->>183118412 -Are you the guy in the video? Take the L. ---- 183119619 ->>183103271 -It did sort of seem planned. ---- 183119697 ->>183102976 (OP) -Bruce Campbell is a massive asshole in real life. -I know multiple people who have had to work for him and they all say he's an arrogant prick, which is weird because he's a b tier actor. ---- 183119721 ->>183102976 (OP) -why do i have the suspicion that the guy that yelled out is right about the moving fucking sucking ---- 183119894 ->>183119451 -This post fucking sucks ---- 183119930 ->>183102988 -nothing but faggots in the comments - -why would they stage someone hating their movie so much they get up to yell it ---- 183120552 ->>183115007 ->you are movie ---- 183121193 -I have never seen evil dead because i refuse to financially support anything associated with a Campbell. Is it worth pirating? ---- 183121271 ->>183121193 ->Is it worth pirating? -Anon, I have purchased the movie over six times. Please do your part to support artists. ---- 183121438 ->>183121271 -Not a single cent of mine will ever go to a crooked mouth but i have heard good things about the movie. I will just have to suspend my disbelief seeing a campbell fighting honorably. ---- 183121516 ->>183121438 -How can you consider life complete without your own personal book of the dead edition bluray? ---- 183121667 ->>183103147 -Dern ---- 183121685 ->>183116150 ---- 183121689 ->>183103147 -Big Bruce ---- 183121754 ->>183113650 -I'm gay and ---- 183121972 ->>183121685 -well what do you want, for someone to go "aw gee, i thought i was liking this movie but guess ill change my opinion now" ---- 183122074 ->>183103532 -Why is the wine glass…in another glass? ---- 183122449 ->>183121972 ->brainlet doesn't understand confirmation bias or cognitive dissonance ---- 183123017 ->>183122449 -you're that "im very smart" guy in the "we should improve society somewhat. yet you live in society" comic ---- 183123103 ->>183123017 -Not that anon nor have i read whatever your gay ass little argument is about but this is a cringe thing to say, I'm literally cringing right now. ---- 183123235 ->>183123103 -i was trying to kill him from cringe, sorry you took some splash anon ---- 183123261 ->>183102976 (OP) ->Morgan Davies (born 27 November 2001) is an Australian film and television actor.[1] He started his career as a child actor. Davies publicly came out as transgender in 2020.[2] -God, this is fucking heartbreaking. What the fuck happened with Bruce Campbell that he has his name attached to this shit. ---- 183124393 ->>183119311 -The post I replied to is lying or brain damaged. do you want me to explain why? ---- 183124415 ->>183102976 (OP) -staged and gay ---- 183124908 ->>183103021 ->>183102976 (OP) -He should do voice acting for Tachyon the Fringe 2. ---- 183125215 ->>183103532 -ewwwwww ---- 183125262 ->>183124393 -You don’t have an explanation faggot. ---- 183125266 ->>183102976 (OP) -BASED Bruce ---- 183125379 ->>183116618 -and the gall to call it a spiritual connection or whatever jada said ---- 183125583 ->>183102976 (OP) -chud got BRUCED ---- 183126039 ->>183103096 -Random dude yells movie sucks then you mock him by saying they said something else just to fit your narrative? Then act disgusted about it? Interesting display of the modern day twat. ---- 183126141 ->>183103271 -Just because there hasn't been a single genuine human interaction in yours or the fag in your pics life, must mean everyone is faking it. Also you can save time by just assuming everyone on twitter thinks ur ghey lol ---- 183126228 ->>183114044 ->bro its a commentary on single mothers, white karens, brainwashed public school kids and how white men are doing nothing to help. ->bro this is a good idea for an evil dead movie! diff --git a/tv/183102987.txt b/tv/183102987.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5251594608043725a4811ff771edfa693f074b83..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102987.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,34 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102987 -Pic related is great for movies, but where do you guys get your tv shows from? ---- 183103014 ->>183102987 (OP) -i mine from opendirectories ---- 183103037 ->>183102987 (OP) -rarbg 265 rips ---- 183103314 ->>183102987 (OP) -RARBG and 1337x. ---- 183103327 -ettv but quite frankly I don't have the space so I'd rather pay a few bucks ---- 183103335 -bitsearch.to ---- 183103338 ->>183102987 (OP) -1337x is the absolute best, and no faggot can convince me otherwise. ---- 183103353 ->>183102987 (OP) -qxr for everything -qxr is <3 ---- 183103397 ->>183103353 ->(1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 7.1 Tigole) ---- 183103424 ->>183103397 -you know it ;) ---- 183103649 ->>183103397 ->265 ->bluray quality -Pick one. diff --git a/tv/183102991.txt b/tv/183102991.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5b04cfa787240cc0fbb944149e3dd008b0609fd3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183102991.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,36 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183102991 -Is this chick a midget? ---- 183103013 ->>183102991 (OP) -She is shockingly bad at performing sex on camera. ---- 183103019 ->>183102991 (OP) -That’s an AI generated image ---- 183103035 ->>183102991 (OP) -i want to gaze upon her anus ---- 183103100 ->>183102991 (OP) -That is a completely natural way to hold a phone. ---- 183103132 -Is this a porn thread? ---- 183103137 ->>183102991 (OP) -holy cringe ---- 183103174 -Asian girls are literally only good for fucking. They make the best bimbos. ---- 183103259 -Asian girls are literally only good for sucking cock. They have the worst bodies ---- 183103514 ->>183103259 ->>183103174 -bros… ---- 183103580 ->>183102991 (OP) -look if she did porn when she was younger it would of been fine - -but she decided to do it when she was like in her 40's and with that bogged face and shit just didn't do it for me ---- 183103836 ->>183102991 (OP) -Who? diff --git a/tv/183103038.txt b/tv/183103038.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9e7cdba4b1e23de3ee947a1aae5a48a51bd121ac..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103038.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,39 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103038 -I love this movie just for World Building. - -The technology is mostly plausible. The Space Needle is BS and the antimatter reactor on the Lima Project, threatening mankind is also BS. - -They fucked up a lot of the pacing. They could have cut down most of the inner monologue in the film and that would have improved it. - -But God damn that movie is beautiful! ---- 183103077 ->hey guys let's make a sci-fi movie ->ok, what's the plot? ->yes, we will have plot, all of them! ->what? ->idk space baboons and daddy issues lmao ---- 183103203 ->>183103077 -Enjoy the fucking Moon Base and the Space Ships and the Mars Base! You know as we as I that that's what every SciFi is all about! Those sexy fucking bases and ships! - -They even had guard dogs on the Moon and on Mars. - -Mars was too depressing though. If you live in such an environment you need to either provide wide open spaces somewhere or a lot of bright light, or else you'll get to collect a many lot people hanging from the ceiling. ---- 183103253 ->there's a maintenance ladder and hatch that takes you all the way to the crew capsule in the fucking ENGINE BAY of the rocket ---- 183103362 ->>183103038 (OP) -Imagine Heart of Darkness but more nihilistic ---- 183103795 ->>183103362 ->Imagine Heart of Darkness but pointless and dumb -ftfy ---- 183103834 -The ending monolog is high kino and most faggots here got filtered by it ---- 183103875 ->>183103834 -"god's not real dad, cope and seethe" ---- 183103911 ->>183103038 (OP) -Moon and Mars had Earth gravity. diff --git a/tv/183103151.txt b/tv/183103151.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3863f3f037fe8a6526512d0d31421d575bd185dc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103151.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,19 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103151 -Is /tv/ excited for Betty Gilpin's upcoming projects Mrs. Davis and Three Women? -https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14759574/ -https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10732048/ ---- 183103173 -I wish I could suck her tatas :( ---- 183103312 ->>183103173 -I don't think I've seen betty in anyhting outside of webms from here. ->>183103173 -based -you'll make it one day ---- 183103317 -Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy -Sexy laaaaadyyyy -Op... op op -Oppenheimer smile -Or should I say .... What a refined and elegant auld dame! Verily diff --git a/tv/183103167.txt b/tv/183103167.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ce5f36957009b800621ea56ce3161c40f38c400e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103167.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,19 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103167 -An animated movie with no gays in it? What is this, 2010? Mario is the Christian choice. ---- 183103740 ->>183103167 (OP) -"Gaybagool" garbage? Also why does Peach have a dick? ---- 183103810 ->>183103740 -The guy who makes these is a tranny chaser ---- 183103828 -wow you can be unfunny as fuck but put headnods to 15 year olds on 4chan in your comics and theyll just mindlessly post it over and over ---- 183103844 -the right can't meme ---- 183103853 ->>183103167 (OP) -Not interested in this movie but looking forward to all the femdom porn of new girlboss peach ---- 183103876 ->>183103167 (OP) -Kill all furries IRL diff --git a/tv/183103177.txt b/tv/183103177.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9133168155b3350dd92753c33fb09a7a19451b5b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103177.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103177 ->FUCK YOU ---- 183103644 ->>183103177 (OP) -why did he do it? diff --git a/tv/183103231.txt b/tv/183103231.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a2eb601869ca7b0a819fc43bfeb022004f1411f5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103231.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,32 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103231 -That's really the shot you're going with for your climatic hero/villain confrontation, eh Christopher? ---- 183103264 -Because it was about the enormity of the conflict bigger scale that involved the entire city this time ---- 183103377 -The whole scene did not age well ---- 183103400 -The first fight is kino. This one felt phoned in. ---- 183103521 ->>183103231 (OP) -The exact shot/framing didn't matter here because of the pacing, the camera was constantly moving around this huge scene and zoomed in on them here but yeah the still looks like shit, sure. ---- 183103592 ->>183103377 -The whole movie didn't age well. In fact it wasn't even born well either, hence the Bane memes ---- 183103624 ->>183103592 -please, it's easily one of the best kinos of all fucking time especially by modern standards ---- 183103646 ->>183103231 (OP) -it's almost like nolan's not a good filmmaker and the "Michael Bay for thinking people" is for retards who can't process Baykino ---- 183103661 ->>183103646 -Hey now, Bay bosses and Nolan Chads shouldn't be quarrelling. ---- 183103756 ->>183103661 -no chads like nolan's slop -he has a completely inert, sloppy style and literally no imagination -and pretensions of intellectualism on top of that ---- 183103905 ->>183103756 -TDK and Interstellar are my favorite movies, but I guess all his other movies are kind of stinkers. Mememnto, Pristige and PRisoners are ok. Tenant was embarassing. diff --git a/tv/183103277.txt b/tv/183103277.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4caea9c3819890f0a332eccef630abc2b696ab15..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103277.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103277 -Just saw Air and it was pretty good. Screenplay was well done and the cast's performances were excellent, with stand outs to Affleck, who also did a good job directing. Not really a basketball person so I didn't appreciate all the references to the sport, but it is more of a business movie than a sports movie. Lots of great 80s references here and there, though some of the song choices were anachronistic. I did not care for many of the editing choices, especially during the climatic speech. Overall, I'd recommend it, especially if you're a fan of the sport. 8/10, closer to a 7 than a 9. diff --git a/tv/183103290.txt b/tv/183103290.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 96f857a253e6abe2658c66e5ad6d148b0c2585aa..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103290.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103290 ->Meet sister's new dog ->Mom says, "He's a big guy!" ->I automatically mutter, "For you" ->They hear me, puzzled ---- 183103306 ->>183103290 (OP) -nice pic for ants ---- 183103426 ->>183103290 (OP) ->saving a thumbnail -Based retard diff --git a/tv/183103295.txt b/tv/183103295.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1b81fa0041ddbb480820b5d31244e571e6683678..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103295.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103295 -Don't you recognize me? I'm Lenore! ---- 183103403 ->>183103295 (OP) -Why did Bill look so good in a dress? ---- 183103437 ->>183103295 (OP) ->this was considered acceptable as "humor" in the mid-2000s -Has Mike Judge ever apologized? Why is he still allowed to make new content to this day? ---- 183103449 ->>183103403 -the question is how he even came close to fitting in any of Lenore's clothes ---- 183103489 ->>183103295 (OP) -BITCH, take off the dress! ---- 183103497 ->>183103449 -that wasn't hers, he probably took the dress from some neighbor's laundry ---- 183103501 -King Of The Hill got realer than real. I don't like their universe, and would rather face my own problems than have to think about what they're dealing with. ---- 183103550 ->>183103489 ->Dang it, Bill. You will never be a woman. Go home and put on men's clothes. diff --git a/tv/183103296.txt b/tv/183103296.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a013e749c4eb4e88c62b1aef807614185fd69f05..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103296.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103296 -Why did people make such a big deal out of the joker movie? Was it a psyop? I mean it’s not like the joker movie is really that new it’s just taxi driver but worse (I’ve never watched joker but I KNOW I’m right. Because I’m always right don’t forget that buddy) is it just because the incel type movement is bigger now and people are retarded diff --git a/tv/183103300.txt b/tv/183103300.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 245fdb4255857e5cdad37f4ad0c957bc14d1a177..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103300.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103784 ->C-3PO??? More like C-UNT ---- 183103816 -You're jedi mind tricking me diff --git a/tv/183103363.txt b/tv/183103363.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2c2fc878550994cb15af5037c7d74a27f9c617ae..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103363.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103363 -> A Starship Troopers CG was made ->The big bad is fascist Emma Watson - -wut diff --git a/tv/183103375.txt b/tv/183103375.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1869bea34ea16ba332b268befa114370ee71714f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103375.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103375 -i ᶜᵃn'ᵗ ʷᵃiᵗ ᵗiˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒnᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ʰᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰiˢ diff --git a/tv/183103422.txt b/tv/183103422.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 89c16356893ab0669c57a7e36b85fd8f05da65f6..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103422.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103422 -SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE THE SHOW ABOUT SUCCESSION IT ACTUALLY BECOMES INTERESTING TO WATCH??? - -GEE IF ONLY THEY COULDA DONE THIS TWO SEASONS AGO ---- 183103781 ->>183103422 (OP) -But they've been power-playing over who'll be next in charge this whole time, alive or dead diff --git a/tv/183103425.txt b/tv/183103425.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b6ef3f2d6a373fa90823af7332db6cff92c4c203..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103425.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103425 -https://youtu.be/pA1MPk_lJ28 [Embed] ---- 183103439 ->>183103425 (OP) -Loli is degenerate garbage. ---- 183103454 ->>183103425 (OP) ->Liking loli makes you trans -Idk what the fuck this means. ->anime chuds are fighting conservachuds -I'm not watching this cunt video ---- 183103462 ->>183103425 (OP) ->libtranny is a pedo -Imagine my shock! ---- 183103536 -literally every single tranny is a fan of anime -thats no coincidence ---- 183103552 -"Is this loli" is literally, in actuality, the oldest 4chan maymay I know. ---- 183103635 ->>183103425 (OP) -Israel loving cuckservatives trying to understand internet culture is always the funniest shit. ---- 183103881 ->>183103536 -Every single tranny is american. -Japan doesn't have the troon issue and Europe doesn't to any real notable extent either. diff --git a/tv/183103427.txt b/tv/183103427.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0ad1ac25d7cdff84a0aaca3d977510506a163640..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103427.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103427 -Would an Angela Anaconda reboot be well received today? ---- 183103493 -interesting. also i’m the most based person on this board. ---- 183103499 ->>183103427 (OP) -i, got, the, urge, to, passionately, make, out, with, a, certain, someone. ---- 183103519 ->>183103427 (OP) -live action or cgi? ---- 183103525 -Ehh it’s a b side from Canadian television - -Wouldn’t mind a Cybersix reboot and with the trannies the gender bending is easier ---- 183103576 ->>183103427 (OP) -Is her booba real? ---- 183103610 ->>183103576 -yeah, her bras are just fantastic and fit really well ---- 183103622 -I suddenly remember having a crush on Nanette. That explains a lot. Thanks OP. ---- 183103673 ->>183103427 (OP) -It would be unpopular and ugly looking today. ---- 183103709 ->>183103576 -I don’t know who this person is but I would like to request a pic of her in a bikini. And also ass shots diff --git a/tv/183103458.txt b/tv/183103458.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a0a13d9454978b54c051d3c8c0d80878094062ee..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103458.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103458 -What do you call this hairstyle? ---- 183103472 ->>183103458 (OP) -Norwood Raper ---- 183103488 ->>183103458 (OP) -The Flying Dutchman ---- 183103530 ->>183103458 (OP) -Poor guy is not aging gracefully and he doesn't do drugs or even drink alcohol ---- 183103601 ->>183103530 -He has the face and body of a little kid. He only need to fix his hair and he would be good. ---- 183103623 ->>183103458 (OP) -half & half ---- 183103636 ->>183103458 (OP) -Tossed salad and scrambled eggs ---- 183103639 ->>183103530 -How do you know that, he could be wired on coke for every single one of his videos. ---- 183103643 -How rich is this lil niBBa? ---- 183103663 ->>183103639 -I know he doesn't drink because he's said so in the dead man's toe video. I find it hard to believe that someone that's abstinent from even a tiny shot for a video project would do drugs. ---- 183103682 -He is only 39 jesus christ ---- 183103685 -This homo used to touch his hair all the fucking time and it was infuriating. Looks like he got what he deserved ---- 183103697 -he fkn hates reddit ---- 183103698 ->>183103682 ->only -he looks it. ---- 183103764 ->>183103458 (OP) ---- 183103777 ->>183103685 -one thing causes the other ---- 183103801 ->>183103530 -He’s Bri*ish. That’s not even a dig at him, it’s just unfortunate genes he’s dealing with. He’s lucky it took this long for the bong genes to kick in. ---- 183103848 ->>183103458 (OP) -I saw this guy pop up a couple of times on my recommended -He doesn't seem genuine but I can't quite put my finger on why I think that ---- 183103899 ->>183103698 -Yeah laugh all you want, zoomzoom. You'll be 39 in no time all. I hope you'll hear Gen Alpha judging you and reflect on that. diff --git a/tv/183103477.txt b/tv/183103477.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9ee18bada6bea4c0aa2f496ccdcaf1557183c10c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103477.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103477 ->If I make the bomb, will they . . . die? ---- 183103512 ->>183103477 (OP) -It would be extremely devastating. diff --git a/tv/183103496.txt b/tv/183103496.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 43750eb84590ab1626aaeefc6c077b817644e9cf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103496.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103496 -Beware the children. ---- 183103683 -they remade children of the damned again? for what purpose? what ground could possibly be left to cover? looks like some of them go to a private school, is there social commentary about the economic class divide between rich telepathic ayylmao children and poor telepathic ayylmao children? ---- 183103705 -Hmm. ---- 183103706 ->>183103683 ->for what purpose? -It hadn't been blacked yet. diff --git a/tv/183103502.txt b/tv/183103502.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 27c279af0756c4de1cf6378cf095a0677088eadd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103502.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103502 ->main character is poor ---- 183103535 ->>183103502 (OP) -Hahahahahahah why do I know this man ---- 183103556 ->>183103535 -who is he, anon? ---- 183103581 ->main character is skinnyfat diff --git a/tv/183103510.txt b/tv/183103510.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 97069adafb6e8eaf15482ef3c98b36cef1702b32..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103510.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,502 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103510 -Stop calling people who enjoy media 'manchildren' ---- 183103583 -Ok manchild ---- 183103584 ->>183103510 (OP) -I don't call people who enjoy media manchildren. -I call manchildren who obsess with media manchildren ---- 183103631 ->>183103510 (OP) -Modern 'entertainment' is bare-faced propaganda. Saying you're addicted to it as escapism is like saying you watch the news to get away from your problems. ---- 183103686 ->>183103510 (OP) -You can reject the mainstream meteor without becoming a basedguzzling manchild faggot. Fandoms are such fucking cancer. ---- 183103692 ->>183103510 (OP) -Yet these same manchild faggots are also the ones pushing for and consuming le darker and edgier reboots because they're more "mature". ---- 183103712 ->>183103510 (OP) -/tv/ hasn't done that for months. -You are goysloppers now, goyslopper. ---- 183103717 ->>183103584 -They're the same picture ---- 183103721 ->>183103510 (OP) -The people producing modern pop culture media are the same ones creating the scary "discord and vitriol" reality you live in and try to escape ---- 183103731 ->>183103631 -Came to post this but with this webm to illustrate the point ---- 183103734 -Manchildren aren't manchildren because they retreat from reality, they're manchildren because their escapism is of the lowest common denominator, dare I say - goyslop. - -Read a real fucking book once in a while you low class retard ---- 183103945 ->>183103510 (OP) ---- 183104005 ->>183103510 (OP) -We call manchildren to the people who enjoy media for kids, but aren't kids, not to "every people that enjoy any media" -But it's ok being a little weasel piece of shit and slipping the strawman in your question, we can tell. ---- 183104179 ->>183103510 (OP) ->I only like things because it isn't real life! -LOL wait until you realize that everything is real life and there is no escape. ---- 183104192 ->>183103945 -kek ---- 183104206 ->>183103510 (OP) -but those fandoms are just as horrible, worse in some ways ---- 183104216 ->>183103945 -It's over ---- 183104239 ->>183103945 -lul ---- 183104247 -Manchildren play video games (fotm garbage and jrpgs) and watch shit for children (whatever is on cartoon network now and tranime garbage) ---- 183104261 ->>183103945 - -So fucking true. lol ---- 183104313 ->>183103510 (OP) -Manchild here, sticks and stones may break my bones and but I'm never going to need a faggot like OP to defend me. ---- 183104326 ->>183103510 (OP) ->"Starscream made cookies" -Why does this annoy me so much? It's so fucking childish and corny. It reminded me of something I watched for one of those Vice panel interviews where they talk about some topic and discuss it and in the waiting room they have colouring books. Fucking colouring books for adults waiting to go in and discuss political shit and stuff like that. -Like, do you want your fucking grandma to be there too and give a blanket and a warm glass of milk and sing to you everything will be alright, the baddies aren't real. Here have a cookie, please colour this image of a cat smiling haha so great and cute. -What the fuck is wrong with people man. ---- 183104356 ->>183104326 -It's "lol look it's darth vader but wearing gangster accessories" t-shirt tier ---- 183104387 ->>183104326 ->You fail me yet again Starscream. ---- 183104411 ->>183103510 (OP) -"Entertainment should have nothing to do with real life because life is hard :C" ---- 183104412 ->>183103510 (OP) -its the other way around though -culture war shit isn't poltitics. Policy isn't discussed ---- 183104445 ->>183104356 -I hate it. I understand why some 13 year old kid would like it, but not adults. -It also reminds of that Spotify rewind thing they do close to the end of the year. They made these whimsical drawings and wrote stuff like "you explored x amount of new artists and genres" and then they tilt the camera to space and a little astronaut is floating around and they write on screen "look at you, you little explorer" -I fucking hate that fucking shit so fucking much. That fake cutesy shit targeted at adults, talking to them like children or some shit like that. ---- 183104479 ->>183103510 (OP) ->fandom -When did "fanbase" get replaced with that faggot-ass word? ---- 183104486 ->>183103510 (OP) ->don't try to improve your real world, goyim. you can't. you're helpless. ->find solace in childish consumer fandoms instead of fighting against the jews destroying your nations and cultures ---- 183104504 ->>183103945 -based ---- 183104509 ->>183103731 -Wow, look, my totally not political escapism! ---- 183104520 ->>183103584 ->>183103631 ->>183103686 ->>183103692 ->>183103721 ->>183104005 ->>183104445 -Why the fuck are you idiots on 4chan,org/tv/? -This is the nerdy fandoms board of manchild,com. -You're coming here and talking about "we" and "us" as if this website is not at it's core and extreme by and for basement dwelling losers who obsess about fictional shit. - -If you don't like television and film, get off /tv/. Just because you're not welcome on the rest of the internet doesn't give you the right to spread your AIDS here. ---- 183104561 ->>183104445 -Literally nothing is allowed to have dignity anymore. It's maddening, but that's probably how they want it. ---- 183104579 ->>183104520 ->This is the nerdy fandoms board of manchild,com. -This isn't /toy/, anon. ---- 183104586 ->>183104520 -uh, yeah we are those guys who love kino but kino is now a federal crime so we complain about the state of it all instead of rave about the (non-existent) kino ---- 183104605 ->>183104520 -this isn't /v/ anon ---- 183104618 ->>183104520 ->Make a thread about manchildrens ->Get told the negative aspects of manchildren, obsession, fixation on stuff for kids, etc ->"Well huh, you DON'T like movies then!!!" -Your losing braincells with every post, your logic makes no sense ---- 183104624 ->>183104586 -I don't you are those guys at all. -Because those guys have been called everything under the sun since they were 12 years old, and have way thicker skins than you. - -Just watch anime for fucks sake. And if your response to that is not "which anime would you recommend my fellow wizard" then you don't belong here and should leave. ---- 183104649 ->>183104586 -This. I liked my shows and hated politics, but now all shows are politics so I just hate everything. ---- 183104653 ->>183104618 -Because I'm a manchild incel internet edgelord who has strong opinions on who played the Doctor better, David Tennant or Matt Smith. -And this is my house. - -What the fuck are you doing here? ---- 183104661 ->>183104624 -go dilate to she-hulk or some shit you fuckin pedo ---- 183104677 ->>183104661 -You don't belong here and should leave. -This is not your home, your home is somewhere else. ---- 183104701 ->people don’t fling shit in discussions about fiction pop-culture -If you’ve never called another anon a stupid nigger for his interpretation of the end of evangelion can you even call yourself a fan? ---- 183104712 ->>183104653 -Whofag, huh? Kys, gruumer. ---- 183104734 ->>183103510 (OP) -Discord is pop culture though ---- 183104735 ->>183104701 -Exactly. -We have a cancer that needs chemo. -It's this cunt >>183104712 ---- 183104741 ->>183104653 ->What the fuck are you doing here? -Laughing at movies bombing (last one is the dnd one) -The Thing threads -Dumbledore posting -Finding movie news or new trailers -Creating threads about the last movie I watched (I'll make a willy's wonderland thread tomorrow probably, I'm going to bed now) ---- 183104778 ->>183104677 -eat shit ---- 183104781 ->Hey you know what would make this better, If we got rid of all the White characters and made everything a gay soap opera ---- 183104784 ->>183103510 (OP) ---- 183104794 ->>183104741 -Cool. Well just so you know, the people you are talking to are everything you apparently despise in fandoms. Nobody else. Just us. -You want to go be a supernormie and talk about how wonderful and well put together you are and how you have the most amazing taste ever, the website for that is instagram. - -We worship nurgle here. ---- 183104808 ->>183104784 ->A weak leftist meme -You seriously do not belong here. ---- 183104823 ->>183104784 -Cringe, bro. ---- 183104825 ->>183104808 -Trump is going to prison ---- 183104832 ->>183104825 -I -DON'T -CARE ->>>/pol/ ---- 183104841 ->>183104784 ---- 183104850 ->>183104784 ->I'm content with my bread and circus while evil ravages the Earth. -Leftists, everyone. ---- 183104876 ->>183104841 -Based -I wonder ((who)) controls those companies, though. ---- 183104884 ->>183104825 -Who gives a fuck, Trump was fun at the time but he didn't do anything while in office except NOT troon out children and lock down the nation and start wars, but it's been revealed to us the whole thing is a farce. Might as well be Spongebob Squarepants in the whitehouse, who gives a fuck. One way or another globohomo is going down because this model of ravaging the Earth and trooning out kids isn't sustainable ---- 183104891 ->>183104356 -Star Wars gangster rap is older than most people on this site ---- 183104894 ->>183104876 -Anglos did it in the 80s too anon -This crash gets to be bigger when it happens though ---- 183104911 ->>183104891 -and it was less gay in the 80s how? ---- 183104916 ->>183104884 ->One way or another globohomo is going down because this model of ravaging the Earth and trooning out kids isn't sustainable -You'd think so, but we're on the slow boil now. Soon there won't be anyone left who can honestly care about quality, and then it's just zombie mutts and yiddish overlords for the rest of eternity. ---- 183104920 ->>183104206 -Shush, you can't remind them of all the bullyism, the death threats and suicide baiting. They are the Good People on the Right Side of History. ->>183103945 -Saved. ---- 183104924 ->>183103510 (OP) ->please get me the frak out of here. -Lol, this is why you get made fun of. ---- 183104926 ->>183103510 (OP) -Okay so this is not true because those shows have themes about real life problem -Steven Universe is about consent and rape and relationships. Nice getaway from real life social issues. - -Good example would be Tolkien and LotR with WW2 and post WW2. - -These shows are not a get away from reality but they wanna shove down your throat their version of reality and lecture you. ---- 183104937 ->>183104520 -Take it, boy. ---- 183104947 ->>183104784 ->The harder life is, the less you need to figth it back, and the more you deserve to retreat and relax -Weird logic there pal ---- 183104959 ->>183104924 ->pic related -God damn, he expressed what I've been feeling for ten years now. ---- 183104983 ->>183104924 -I think there is genuine artistry in the prequels and the OT but they're still like B-tier action scifi -Everything disney's pumped out so far has been worse than the worst of the lucas films by the nature of them being unoriginal and fucking ugly ---- 183104986 ->>183104794 ->I'm an oldfag I swear guys!! G-get off my board!! ---- 183104991 ->>183104926 -Based /jazz/ man of culture. ---- 183105023 ->>183104784 ->quasi fascist government of 4 years -Biden -Fauci -CDC ->almost suffered a coup -Nancy Pelosi almost intervening with military power against a sitting President -May 29 BLM White House riot forcing Trump into a bunker ->a fascist regime that wants to conquer the world -Israel -NATO ->housing crisis like no other -Federal Reserve -immigration ---- 183105025 ->>183104520 -Post your GPS coordinates so I can come fight you BIYACH ---- 183105044 ->>183104986 -You will never not be a newfag newfag. -You don't win a prize for being here a long time, you will depression and a life lived in your own filth. ---- 183105068 ->>183103510 (OP) -kys op ---- 183105078 ->>183105025 -You must be over 18 to post here. - ->>183105023 -You know who gives a shit about that? >>>/pol/ -We discuss rick and morty here. ---- 183105094 ->>183104784 -Except for the fact that that shit all happened because everyone was busy escaping reality instead of tending to it. ---- 183105172 ->>183105094 -And you think that's a problem basement dwelling losers jerking off to japanese cartoons are equipped to deal with do you? -Because that's the sort of person who hangs out on 4chan. That and camwhores. ---- 183105217 ->>183105172 -Its not their fault their boomer parents preferred to escape reality and outsource their children's education to groomers instead of giving them the tools to deal with reality. ---- 183105228 ->>183105172 -it's women doing all those things, so yes. even the most pathetic 4chan chuds could deal with it. all they'd have to do is organize. ---- 183105298 ->>183105217 -And it's not our responsibility either. We're just going to watch. ->>183105228 ->all they'd have to do is -get up at a normal time every day, leave their parents basement, shower, and learn some basic social skills. -If we could do that we wouldn't have been hanging around here for 20 years. -We're not your personal army, and we're not your friends. ---- 183105351 ->>183105298 ->We're not your personal army, and we're not your friends. -I didn't say you were faggot, I'm just saying I hate women. ---- 183105370 ->>183104509 -What do you mean? It's the exact same message being pushed in the "non-fiction" sphere. ---- 183105371 ->>183105351 -Cool. -But just to be clear, we're not on a team, and we're definitely not on YOUR team. ---- 183105401 ->>183105371 ->we're -There is no we, quit fronting when you have already established that nobody likes you and you can't even perform basic social skills. ---- 183105433 ->>183105401 -We are Anonymous. ---- 183105463 ->>183105298 ->And it's not our responsibility either. We're just going to watch. -That is what I said, everything is falling apart because you people are all busy escaping reality rather than tending to it even billionaires give more to space fantasies, terminator larpers, superficial sex changes, and mind uploading fantasies than trying to solve any real problems that exist in reality. ---- 183105489 ->>183105433 ->we are not on the same team ->we are all on team anonymous -As quickly as you keep contradicting yourself from post to post, no wonder you think you are a we. ---- 183106150 ->>183104924 -Never have I agreed with a screencap more than this. Fuck star wars. ---- 183106376 ->>183104784 -This one has to be ironic, who the hell thinks that Russia wants to "conquer the world" ? ---- 183106390 ->>183106376 -They said the same thing about Hitler at first. ---- 183106414 ->>183106390 -Hitler managed to take like three countries in as many months -Russia folded half its active military against a backwoods steppe with an economy smaller than one province in China ---- 183106415 ->>183103945 -Someone posts more real versions like this one. ---- 183106432 ->>183103510 (OP) -Shut the frak up ---- 183106458 ->>183105172 ->>183105298 ->>183105371 -How's the weather in Tel Aviv? ---- 183106489 ->>183103510 (OP) -just enjoying games and cartoons isn't enough to be a manchild anymore. -true manchildren have taken it so much further. they're fully irony poisoned, speak only in sarcasm and playful levity, and deflect any level of seriousness and derail all conversation into inane childish borderline roleplay. - -the modern manchild is a(mostly unaware) subversive agent being uses, quite effectively, to undermine all the media he himself enjoys. ---- 183106657 ->>183104784 -These dudes are gonna be in for a rude awakening when the trans facesit regime the demonrats keep pushing take over. ---- 183106708 ->>183104520 ->If you don't like television and film, get off /tv/. -No i dont think i will. ---- 183106733 ->>183106708 ->will -*can ---- 183106823 ->>183103945 -it really do be like that ---- 183107059 ->>183103510 (OP) -Ahh yes, the virus of women in entertainment. Estrogen flavored meatsicles who keep pissing on men to to cover their failures and chronic mismanagement. - -Only in fiction are women as strong or better at leadership/management than men ---- 183107067 ->>183104520 ->Just because you're not welcome on the rest of the internet doesn't give you the right to spread your AIDS here. -Then tell your buddy rabbies at hollywood to stop spreading THEIR aids in entertainment faggot. ---- 183107163 ->>183103731 -It gets worse when Moffat (the screenwriter) unapologetically says that his intention is propagandistic historical revisionism here. He's purposefully giving child (and manchild) audiences false implications about history in an effort to influence contemporary IRL attitudes on race and immigration. ---- 183107169 ->>183103510 (OP) -lol I remember making a Sneed edit of this like 5 or 6 years ago. ---- 183107196 ->>183103510 (OP) ->>183106415 ---- 183107577 ->enjoying anything -bit of slow aren't we ---- 183108821 ->>183103510 (OP) -Holy shot that artstyle is fucking atrocious. Is this guy supposed to be Tauranga Leela’s brother or something? ---- 183108885 ->>183103945 ---- 183108903 ->>183103731 ->Britain from the Regency onwards was 30% black ->But only white Britons should feel guilty for colonialism -Leftardery in a nutshell. Anyone with even a passing knowledge of British history knows tthere were very few blacks in Britain until Windrush in the 1950’s. ---- 183108932 ->>183104520 -Fuck off, gatekeeper. ---- 183109034 ->>183108903 -They were called Moors, Shakespeare wrote about them. ---- 183109068 ->>183104784 -What's with these kind of meme templates that always attract the most stupid opinions? ---- 183109198 ->>183103510 (OP) -At this point, this shitty comic angers me more than foid hate, jew shit or liberal bs. The sheer incompetence and weakness, man. ---- 183109370 ->>183109034 -Yea, one moor (Othello) is the definition of ‘very few’, dumbass. ---- 183109441 ->>183109370 -He wasn't the only Moor, dipshit, and on top of that, Othello was a fictional character, its the Moors in general that were so real even Shakespeare wrote about them. ---- 183109498 ->>183109441 -Moors at that time were whiter than modern day north africans, and for sure were not common in England. Maybe in Italy where he lived for a while, but not in Britain ---- 183109558 ->>183103510 (OP) ->Running from the scary digital media into the friendly digital media. -Put down the fucking electronics and go for a walk outside. Junkies. Go into nature. ---- 183109590 ->>183104784 ->words words and more fucking words - -Every single time. ---- 183109608 ->>183109441 -It’s clear you’re either an ideologue or an idiot (or both) so I choose to not continue this conversation with you, lest you do the usual leftist bullshit of shifting goalposts or redefining words. -https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-18903391 -You’ll note I used the phrase ‘very few’ and I’ll stick by that. Don’t bother replying if you choose to continue being a dishonest cunt. ---- 183109708 ->>183103510 (OP) -Why did they feel the need to do the "Non-Fiction" and "Fiction" sign when it's incredibly obvious from the context? ---- 183109774 ->>183104326 -It's because it elevates it unambiguously from "I can enjoy this media for what it is, even though it's made for children" to "I want to literally live like a child" ---- 183109823 ->>183109441 -What does that have to do with the demographics of England retard? ---- 183109859 ->>183104924 -This is the greatest take on Star Wars anyone has ever had. Perfect. ---- 183111602 -if you’re a writer i get (but don’t respect) being steeped in pop culture, for anyone else it’s sad ---- 183111670 ->>183103510 (OP) ->world going up in flames around you ->get in the way of everyone else trying to fix it, call them schizo's while sitting in your fantasy world -the least you deserve is to be called a manchild ---- 183111766 ->>183109823 -Nothing. He’s a typical leftist retard that’ll claim Britain was 50%+ ‘persons of colour’ since Roman times but still blame just the white ones for rhe Empire. ---- 183111789 ->>183103510 (OP) -That needs to be updated because all that red shit he's running from is now also replicated in the media/fandom sphere. Politics has infested everything. ---- 183111795 ->>183104784 ->Hey Halpert, still a queer!? ---- 183111812 ->>183103510 (OP) ->become delusionally insane and divorce yourself from reality ---- 183111897 ->>183103945 -KEK ---- 183112181 ->>183103510 (OP) ->People have the right to entertainment -then why do you cry and scream when people pirate it? diff --git a/tv/183103538.txt b/tv/183103538.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 100b96d130ef90c7cf7b13beb790386897da2bdf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103538.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103594 -I would pay them both 100 dollars ---- 183103648 -Americana Culture at its best, imagine in 100 years time when this is on Barn Finds. - ->Oh yeah this is a classic, "The Cuck" prime Americana from early 2020's a new frame job and this meme could be worth 30-40k dollars easy all day long, I'll give the owner 4 bucks for it. ---- 183103660 -Why do you have gay porn on your computer? That seems pretty gay desu ---- 183103800 ->>183103660 -Gay porn? Where? diff --git a/tv/183103541.txt b/tv/183103541.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b950a05cf5163460c7704960bd7636b6bb39f219..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103541.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103541 ->Questions can be... hypothetical? ---- 183103578 -Flies..... are dirty?? ---- 183103665 -So… what would you do if there was a zombie apocolyp- -*Saul dodges a chair being thrown at him* ->SAUL, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THERE BE A “ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE”??? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “ZOMBIES” AND THERE NEVER WILL BE, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!! -Okay, I mean I was just asking a ques- ->SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! ---- 183103703 ->>183103541 (OP) -The most autistic scene Walt's ever done and that's saying something ---- 183103732 ->>183103703 -It was his ->MATSUDA YOU IDIOT -scene. ---- 183103751 -Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul is retarded capeshit for manchildren. diff --git a/tv/183103603.txt b/tv/183103603.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d4ba4b44f341a9d65dbd1629e7111cacbe53828d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103603.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,218 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103603 -Stake your claim, once an anon has claimed it you may not have it and will have to choose another. Wickerman has already been claimed by me. ---- 183103615 ->>183103603 (OP) -The Lord of the Rings. All three of them cause fuck you. ---- 183103640 -Blade Runner 2049 ---- 183103654 -How the West Was Won ---- 183103655 -Starship Troopers ---- 183103690 -2001 will do for me till end of days. ---- 183103713 ->>183103615 ->1 (one) -you have been allocated two towers for your arrogance ---- 183103730 -Seed of Chucky ---- 183103733 -American Psycho ---- 183103798 ->>183103713 -The books are considered a single book in three parts and not a trilogy. This extends to the movies. ---- 183103807 -Not Another Teen Movie. ---- 183103823 ->>183103798 -Claim revoked. You get nothing ---- 183103831 -Robocop ---- 183103893 ->nighttime /tv/ pleb thread - -You'll never claim my waifu, chuds ---- 183104527 ->>183103798 -Fuck you. Even the Hobbit counts as 3 separate movies despite only being one book ---- 183104554 ->>183103603 (OP) -Batman Begins ---- 183104793 -Heat ---- 183104872 ->>183103603 (OP) -Bloodsport ---- 183104873 ->>183103603 (OP) -What do you mean we're allowed one movie? That's worded so strangely. You could have just said "post your favourite movie". ---- 183104908 ->>183103603 (OP) -1979's the Muppet Movie ---- 183104922 ->>183103603 (OP) ---- 183104929 ->>183104873 -Actually, I think I understand why OP said it like that. If people just posted their favourite movie then you would see duplicates. ---- 183104940 -Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots ---- 183104957 -not that anyone else was going to claim it ---- 183105270 -Jurassic Park is mine. ---- 183105293 -Bride of Chucky ---- 183105337 -Conan the Barbarian from 1982. ---- 183105346 -8mm ---- 183105372 -TLJ please ---- 183105379 -Heaven's Gate 2012 Director's Cut. ---- 183105965 -The Ninth Gate. ---- 183105980 -wet hot american summer ---- 183106023 -Emmanuelle ---- 183106063 -Gattaca ---- 183106110 -Angel Heart ---- 183106137 -Shrek (2001) ---- 183106365 ->>183103603 (OP) -The Quick and the Dead is mine forever! Now to share it with everybody, because it's the best. ---- 183106798 -It's mine! ---- 183106976 ->>183103603 (OP) -Sounds gay but Apocalypto. I wonder if I will ever find a movie with that vibe again, I mean Taxi driver is on the same level cinematic wise, but that's about it ---- 183107326 -I claim Jaws ---- 183108300 ->>183103640 -kekw ---- 183108375 ->>183103603 (OP) -running man 1987 -fag that picked conan? I'm coming for you ---- 183109147 -3-Iron. watch it ---- 183109191 -Who framed Roger Rabbit ---- 183109210 -Collateral, please. ---- 183109246 -The Hustler ---- 183109252 -Being There ---- 183109256 ->>183103603 (OP) -Black Hawk Down ---- 183109268 -Special Edition of course ---- 183109301 ->>183109256 -Based. It's like Zulu for Millennials. Zoomers don't have one because they love black people. - ->>183109268 -Did you know there's 3 versions? The longest one is terrible but the 3 hour one is really good. There's one with animated sequences spliced in and it ruins the pacing. ---- 183109310 ->>183103615 ->>183103713 ->>183103798 ->>183103823 ->>183104527 -Since that guy got revoked, I'm claiming The Fellowship, extended edition. :D ---- 183109350 -Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. Please and thank you ---- 183109384 ->>183109301 -yeah I actually fucked up, wanted the Director's Cut, not the Special Edition -the cartoon story is alright but it does mess with pacing, altough there is a bit more regular scenes as well in SE I think ---- 183109393 ->>183109301 ->Zoomers don't have one because they love black people. -More like because Hollywood doesn't make films about soldiers mowing down hordes of drugged up black people anymore. ---- 183109450 ->>183109384 -I remember rewatching Watchmen: Director's Cut and I came on /tv/ and made a thread, which I never do. I just thought it was amazing compared to modern day capeshit. ---- 183109456 -While you were busy arguing, I claimed kino ---- 183109457 -Claimed. ---- 183109572 -Dark City ---- 183109606 ->>183109456 -OH FUCK! Will you swap for Jaws? Come on bro! ---- 183109642 -deuce bigelow 2 european gigolo ---- 183109743 ->>183103603 (OP) -For me its Bringing Up Baby with my waifu Katherine Hepburn ---- 183109788 -my ultimate comfort movie ---- 183109963 ->>183109743 ->boomers are using the word waifu ---- 183110207 ->>183103831 -haha science fiction is crazy ---- 183110366 ->>183109963 -i'm actually a zoomer, i just like old movies ---- 183110460 ->>183110366 -Wow, that's really weird. I'm 30 and I don't even like black and white movies. Why would I watch them when we have beautiful colour movies. ---- 183110489 ->>183110460 ->30 -Get off 4chan boomer ---- 183110517 ->>183110489 -You get off 4chan. I was here before you and the people older than me as well. If you don't like me then don't reply. ---- 183110575 ->>183110517 -Get off 4chan boomer ---- 183110576 ->>183110517 -oddly defensive and insecure ---- 183110605 ->>183110575 -Okay, I'll leave the thread. I need to filter the threads that keep being made anyway. People can't seem to stay in the containment zone. ---- 183110611 ->>183110517 -You talk like you arrived here yesterday. -Also I'm only 24 and I've been here before you, guaranteed. Fuck off. ---- 183110614 -fuck I wanted Robocop -I'll take, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - - -uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - - -The Life Aquatic ---- 183110805 -For me? It’s Amadeus. ---- 183110868 -videodrome ---- 183111258 -Terminator 2 since I'm bad to the bone ---- 183111285 ->>183111258 -Fuck i was posting that ---- 183111385 -Lawrence of Arabia ---- 183111787 -greatest movie of all time ->>183111385 -a fine choice ---- 183112164 -After Hours diff --git a/tv/183103620.txt b/tv/183103620.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 29fbb7f27e42949c9b6ea763fd754556c65d4245..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103620.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103620 -She filtered millions. ---- 183103633 ->>183103620 (OP) -To amuse...dozens ---- 183103641 -DEMI LARDNER FEET ---- 183103658 ->>183103620 (OP) -Of my sperm diff --git a/tv/183103627.txt b/tv/183103627.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bd3ea6f5bf65f5b22b3b63847dedf7ea0b4e81ac..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103627.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103902 ->>183103627 (OP) -Stupid carrier meme. -Victory > Venator diff --git a/tv/183103630.txt b/tv/183103630.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1b2b0e993df6f3d514c34cd6042dbd22711ba163..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103630.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,31 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103642 ->>183103630 (OP) -Robert Pattinson is absolutely kino. His best role is in Cosmopolis with Sarah Gadon. ---- 183103653 ->>183103630 (OP) -Kino movie. Robert Pattinson and Sarah Gadon were great in it. ---- 183103748 ->>183103642 ->>183103653 -Sarah Gadon is a Goddess. ---- 183103765 ->>183103642 -Rob is so lucky to act with Sarah Gadon. She's an angel. ---- 183103773 -Sarah Gadon is literally the unseasoned chicken of actresses. ---- 183103780 ->>183103630 (OP) -Sarah Gadon is a beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress. ---- 183103793 ->>183103773 -Many people post Sarah Gadon. She's the most beloved actress on this board. ---- 183103820 ->>183103642 ->His best role is in Cosmopolis with Sarah Gadon. -agreed ---- 183103845 ->>183103630 (OP) -i loved that movie but i like delilo's book ---- 183103895 -I dropped after 30 mins, didn't like the dialogue at all. Will give it another shot later. diff --git a/tv/183103675.txt b/tv/183103675.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 853f894de416fc22dc186e3b5d175727937b7f60..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103675.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,181 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103675 -When did you realize that 90% of the complaints against the Prequels is because of people being retarded and missing the point? - -Let's take a look at one of the classic "criticism" against the Prequels which is ->Yoda using a lightsaber, and acting militaristically instead of the wise old sage he was in the Original Trilogy. -That's the entire point. One of the core plot point of the Prequels is that the Republic is in decay and so is the Jedi Order linked to it. Yoda is the most powerful and the leader of the Jedi Order and so Lucas made sure to represent that decay in him. This Yoda, despite being centuries old, is still not a fully realized Jedi who understand the ideals of the Jedi and truly embraced the Force. Yoda's militaristic actions and lightsaber slashing were meant to demonstrate the Jedi's shift away from their traditional role as peacekeepers and into more active roles as soldiers in the years before and during the Clone Wars. The point of the Prequels was to show the faults of the Republic and the Jedi order that lead to the rise of the Empire and domination of the Sith. But of course people are idiots and don't comprehend Lucas's message. They see the Prequel Yoda straying from their image of OT Yoda and whine not knowing that's the entire point. ---- 183104193 -well can you explain this retarded dialogue in supposed the best one, OP ->YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER ->IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY ->YOU WILL TRY... -https://odysee.com/@RyanBigguy:b/tv-dubs-high-ground:d ---- 183104258 -They hate you, Disney hates you. ---- 183104286 ->>183103675 (OP) ---- 183104332 ->>183104286 -Man, I miss old 8 chan. They had some really kino posts. ---- 183104531 ->>183103675 (OP) -the prequels were fine. 7 was so bad/sacrilegious i didnt even bother watching 8 and 9 ---- 183104543 ->>183104193 -I feel like Im taking crazy pills whenever people talk about what great acting that scene has. -YOU WILL TRY sounded especially bad. ---- 183104674 -I legitimately never watched star wars, and after watching all the content in a chronological way (with fan cuts etc), I have to say, I enjoyed the build up of the clone wars with the movies at the end. Made a lot more sense to me too, since the movie anakin is kind of stupid and childish and changes sides very unlogically, while clone wars tries to pad out as much as they can to make it not seem too stupid ---- 183104740 ->>183104193 ->>183104543 -What's to understand? Lucas hates method acting and wants people to be super melodramatic like in the serials he enjoyed. ---- 183104796 ->>183104286 -100% agreed. -Star wars is a nauseating franchise at this point. I mean it's literally revolting. It's like that feeling of getting sick, borderline vomiting and carsick with a vertigo headache. It's at the point where I long to never hear about this garbage ever again in my life. I will never watch another SW project of any kind ever again. It's a putrid mess and aesthetically revolting in every way. I can't even watch the OT anymore, the stench surrounding it is too great. Anything to do with Star Wars or George Lucas makes me want to projectile vomit. ---- 183104899 ->>183103675 (OP) ->the prequels are way to high IQ for reddit to fathom -More at 10. ---- 183106471 ->>183103675 (OP) ->Yoda using a lightsaber, and acting militaristically -nobody complained about it, moron -all the boomers complained about JarJar and the "boring" political stuff, -mainly because Bush was doing the EXACT same as Palapatine and they didn't want to think about it ---- 183106608 ->>183104286 -100% pretentious bullshit -Star Wars was always simply popcorn kino in fantasy space. -You watched it to have fucking fun and enjoy a nice white heroes journey in an outrageous setting. - -nuWars is male hating anti-white racist (((Marxist))) agitprop -that's why everybody hates it now ---- 183106671 ->>183104531 -I watched the scene with Zorii Bliss. She is based. ---- 183106686 ->>183104286 -holy fucking based ---- 183106711 ->>183106608 -100% retarded man-child ---- 183106753 ->>183103675 (OP) -The one criticism I always thought was retarded was that the prequels were bad because kids are too stupid for politics. Isn't it good that children are learning from a young age that corruption extends to all aspects of society including naive idealism about democracy? I give George a lot of credit for not treating kids like they're idiots while at the same time putting in shit like double bladed lightsabers and podraces. It was a good balancing act. ---- 183106931 ->>183106711 ->man-child -you will never be this thin ---- 183107000 -How to Watch Star Wars, Part One: The Prequels Are Better Movies Than You Deserve - -Well here it is, the Star Wars video essay I've been working on all year! - -It's twenty years of stray observations about the films and especially the prequels which should be interesting to people, and a rebuttal to Red Letter Media and all those other terrible YouTube reviews, hopefully combined into an interesting essay. - -Being me, it talks a lot about Bob Dylan and Kubrick and all those other guys I'm always on about, and I could have cut it down or cut it up into separate videos, but in the end I didn't want to. It all ties together, and I think it's interesting. - -For all the people over the years who ask why I like the Star Wars prequels so much and I've said it's a complicated subject that takes a long time to get into, well, it looks like 2 hours and 20 minutes is about how long it takes to get into, and here's your answer! - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA [Embed] ---- 183107342 ->>183107000 -go fuck yourself you self-promoting faggot. i won’t even click this link to give you a view and claw my ears out as your nasally voice assaults my ear drums ---- 183107376 ->>183104286 -On a personal level. I am only buying the old OG Xbox and 360 titles for the BC mode since I expect these to be removed from sales very soon, even both Force Unleashed are on my list ---- 183107435 ->>183104286 ->>183104796 -This. ---- 183107457 -Prequels are Shit Movies they are not different from Disney Sequels the EU Novels and Comics carried the Prequels but George Lucas make them Non Canon when he made his Shitty TCW Show -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_VHW4VDm6k [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjojcgNE34o [Embed] ---- 183107696 ->>183106931 -Oh no I'll never be a malnourished woman who serviced the erections of a thousand virgins like you. Woe is me ---- 183107713 ->>183104286 -the original trilogy got hard carried by the visual effects and the world building making people think the franchise could be much more -considering the "much more" never really ammounted to that much, you end up having a movie trilogy that has its finale being this - -https://youtu.be/IMzg2X18rm0?t=102 [Embed] ---- 183107739 ->>183107713 -Honestly, Jedi used to fight with Clones as my worst Star Wars film. -what the fuck was the first half of that movie? ---- 183107806 ->>183104286 ->every paragraph begins with I -What a self-absorbed, pretentious faggot. I assume this was you and you screenshotted your own post? - -That said, I agree. ---- 183107822 ->>183107806 -no, i saw it posted in a different star wars thread -i actually still like star wars and enjoyed andor, but i relate a lot with anon ---- 183107886 -Attack of the Clones is a really bad movie. It is very nearly as bad as the sequel trilogy. ->Opening sequence is absolutely ridiculous "hurr durr guess I was wrong, there was no danger" [instant explosion]; fireball totally consumes Corde and yet she looks like pic related and can still chat a bit ->Hayden Christensen is terrible at delivering most of his dialogue. Anyone giving Daisy Ridley crap for her woodenness should compare and contrast: Christensen can use his face expressively, but his speech is almost completely over-acted and Portman's delivery mogs him in every scene ->Obi-Wan jumping out the fucking window to grab the drone is stupid and simply an excuse to have a long and shitty chase sequence (~10 minutes from grabbing the drone to the 'toxic dart'), again with lame dialogue that's supposed to pass for banter between Obi-Wan and Anakin. The only reason the drone doesn't have some kind of self-destruct mechanism is to enable this chase; what kind of retarded assassin would allow it to be used as a vector to lead back to him? ->The 'If droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?' line is a broader problem for the world-building as a whole ->The sequence on Kamino is 80% cgi, and consists primarily of slow walking and talking ->Obi-Wan chases Jango for 5 minutes, which is a totally unnecessary sequence since he applied a tracker to Jango's ship ->Definitely-not-Gladiator scene is...okay, but not strictly necessary, and the overall quantity of such unnecessary scenes makes the movie slow and over-long. Jango dying so un-spectacularly is unintentionally hilarious. -I could go on with greater specificity, but fuck it, no point ---- 183107908 ->>183107886 -whoops, forgot the pic. ---- 183108078 ->>183107822 -Fair. ---- 183108322 ->>183104193 ->why does a traumatized former slave raised by autistic space Buddhists sound like a weirdo ---- 183108343 ->>183103675 (OP) -Nothing, literally NOTHING in the prequels make any thematic or rational sense. Not from an in-universe and not from a writing standpoint. Its literally all fucking trash and nothing that happens in them logically follow eachother. - -Like, literally the first ten minutes of the phantom menace is a fucking shitshow, its just unsalvagable. ---- 183108412 ->>183103675 (OP) -Only kikes hated Prequels, because Prequels were Aryan kino. This is why Kikesney did again the OT in the Sequels. ---- 183108447 ->>183104193 -Hell yeah, we need more movies to go full anime dialogue. Its cinematic and makes quipping look gay. None of the sequels had any anime moments but the prequel was an anime 70% of the time ---- 183109247 ->>183107886 ->Hayden Christensen is terrible at delivering most of his dialogue. Anyone giving Daisy Ridley crap for her woodenness should compare and contrast: Christensen can use his face expressively, but his speech is almost completely over-acted and Portman's delivery mogs him in every scene -That can be blamed on Lucas if I remember right. ---- 183109378 ->>183103675 (OP) -I wish I could wish away all prequelfags. ---- 183109475 ->>183109378 -but you can’t. ---- 183109485 ->>183103675 (OP) -stop being so obsessed over such a shit tier franchise ---- 183109515 ->>183107000 -This turbo-idiot also made a 4 hour long video that attempts to defend the Special Editions. It's as incompetent as it sounds. ---- 183109662 ->>183107713 -I think the OT is great overall, but ROTJ is a mess. ---- 183110583 ->>183103675 (OP) -The prequels are absolutely awful and your zoomer coping will never change that. ---- 183111792 ->>183109515 -I agree with about half of what he says in defense of the special editions, but some of it is unmistakable cope and reeks of a species of appeal to authority (noooo, you're not allowed to prefer anything about the older versions, all revisions done by the director are automatically superior and not to be questioned!) -All the folks that put in the effort to make the despecialized editions are really unsung heroes: I want to have the option to see the film as it was originally made (or as close as is feasible in good quality), if only to see the limitations of the technology as it was used to make it, and to be able to compare and make up one's own mind about the differences. -His defense of the prequels is good for what it is, but his defense is less intrinsic to the films themselves and more against the irrational spewings of others, while also illustrating the care that Lucas put into the visuals (which is indeed quite a lot, and one has to respect both Lucas and Worley for the effort). One notes, however, that even in his 2 hours and 18 minutes of defense, there is almost nothing in it from or about Attack of the Clones, which, like I said >>183107886 , is... just a bad movie. ---- 183112418 ->>183110583 -Cope by yourself, kid. You were underaged during 2000. The prequels were great and the only reason hate it is because theyre as retarded as you. diff --git a/tv/183103701.txt b/tv/183103701.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c8bb0e3508fa5de10ef61de2a863a4d19e1c18dd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103701.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103701 ->5 GBs 720p somehow better than 20 GBs 1080p - -I've been scammed. ---- 183103727 ->>183103701 (OP) -You have no idea what you’re talking about zoomer. Stick to streaming. ---- 183103746 ->>183103701 (OP) -wtf happened, she's turning into Jodie Foster ---- 183103768 ->>183103727 ->faggots keep gatekeeping retarded shit and then wonder why no zoomer want to pirate stuff anymore - -are there any creatures that are more retarded than wannabe boomer on 4chan? ---- 183103772 ->>183103701 (OP) ->eheheh look at me in this magazine aren't I so interesting and special tee-hee? -Kill. ---- 183103794 ->>183103701 (OP) ->t. too stupid and blind to understand bitrates -Yeah...pirating might not be for you champ. ---- 183103809 ->>183103746 -is that a good thing or a bad thing? jodie foster boobs aren't as big as Thomasin. ---- 183103835 ->>183103701 (OP) -I download all in 720, more than ok for my laptop watchings ---- 183103866 ->>183103809 -Neither bad nor good. It's just weird. She really is turning into her, though. ---- 183103867 ->>183103768 ->gatekeeping -Anyone can fucking pirate stuff, you braindead retard. You're legitimately too stupid to understand how to do it. -Netflix is that way. diff --git a/tv/183103704.txt b/tv/183103704.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d33687bfd7b96c4f686dcbd1472acf7d1e94f6ca..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103704.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103704 -I drank the Alexander Keith's diff --git a/tv/183103753.txt b/tv/183103753.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1cf2ad3ec5304529fb62e513916fe97b58f7f859..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103753.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103753 -What kind of mother would do this? ---- 183103804 -no comment. diff --git a/tv/183103754.txt b/tv/183103754.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5d9a8b2efcee712766580b20513a6c3bacca13a0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103754.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103754 -Harry Potter is next ---- 183103850 ->>183103754 (OP) -The fuck does that headline mean? They haven’t announced the cast yet diff --git a/tv/183103770.txt b/tv/183103770.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 441c330cdd75ed9ea8eaa5e55b436f6f5b3f1f7b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103770.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,94 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103770 -Did you have it happen to you? ---- 183103806 ->>183103770 (OP) -Many Saints of Newark ---- 183103825 -You're just gonna post this shit everyday then faggot? ---- 183103843 ->>183103770 (OP) -Any time you show anything to a woman ->on the phone ->falls asleep immediately ->talks or asks stupid questions ->can't read subtitles fast enough to understand what's going on ->always ends with "it wasn't very good lol" ---- 183103861 ->>183103770 (OP) -Synecdoche, New York ---- 183103906 ->>183103843 ->>falls asleep immediately ---- 183103994 ->>183103843 ->go watch movie at kinoplex with gf ->haven't seen said movie before ->every two minutes get asked some retarded question that will get answered literally in the next scene -I fucking hate them so much ---- 183104578 ->>183103843 ->>183103994 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s [Embed] ---- 183104888 -Not just movies but any youtube video or anything that requires investment of attention, learning, and compounding knowledge for some sort of payoff never goes over with family esp boomer parents. If its not instant gratitication, mindless generic lcd stuff they just blank stare like a deer on headlights ---- 183104950 ->>183103861 -You simply have bad taste to sit through that rambling piece of shit more than once. ---- 183105140 ->>183103825 -https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/RcigiPmvr5B0tpJCJKaiEw/ ---- 183105173 ->watch movie with friends/family ->they are on their phone or laptop the entire time - -I don’t bother anymore ---- 183105183 ->>183103770 (OP) -stop making this thread you fucking faggot ---- 183105280 ->>183104578 -What went so wrong? ---- 183105398 ->>183103770 (OP) -You do this once when you are a teenager and stop forever. ---- 183105405 ->>183105280 -With what, I thought Nope was great. ---- 183105410 ->>183103770 (OP) -ex gf had brainrot from watching anime and couldnt follow a simple movie plot ---- 183106003 ->>183105173 -Been watching movies together since highschool with some friends, now they got gfs to text or good around with while watching the movie and the single ones are on tinder or aimlessly on their phone too. ---- 183106307 ->>183105410 -Not sure if it's an anime thing but I've noticed that people have definitely lost the attention span for movies. It really feels like those anons talking about marathoning a single movie aren't lying after all. ---- 183106343 ->>183103843 -This is true, even some low IQ men will try to appreciate things they don't understand, in my experience. Women simply refuse to engage with anything that has no social rewards. ---- 183106404 ->>183103770 (OP) -When I show people movies I show them something like Pieces which is so wild they can't but be glued the entire time. I save the more introspective serious movies for myself. ---- 183107291 ->>183106003 -Grim ---- 183108264 -At this hour? Are you insane? ---- 183108976 ->>183105280 -Le silly man became le serious man ---- 183109203 ->>183103770 (OP) -This meme and this complaint is something Indian guys latch onto for some reason. Guarantee you OP is a stinky Indian autistic weirdo. ---- 183109675 ->>183109203 -Shut the fuck up honky ---- 183110906 -nothing ---- 183112503 ->>183103843 ->Movie starts ->she puts out here bright as phone and starts watching TikTok on low volume. ->3/4 way through the movie leans over and ask if I can go buy a large tub of popcorn ->I already knows she's going to take it home and graze on it for a week diff --git a/tv/183103774.txt b/tv/183103774.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 06cf0c03a35b518153c145def2296a11ae736ad6..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103774.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103774 -give me a bite of that burger ---- 183103894 -the part where she says ->can i have a little drink of soda? -sounds exactly like David Spade in Tommy Boy when he's doing the housekeeping shit ---- 183103903 ->>183103774 (OP) -That burger looks yummy. Where'd he get it from? diff --git a/tv/183103837.txt b/tv/183103837.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5638f8652c273d36b2527fac39e3bc4646395805..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103837.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103837 -When did /tv/ turn into /pol/? Last few days have been nothing but chudposting and bbc threads ---- 183103878 -Did any one of you actually WATCH Brokeback Mountain? diff --git a/tv/183103841.txt b/tv/183103841.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f1c4ed4fd3b2ce5aae0c18f41b2045bb7ff04581..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103841.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103841 -Snyder was the last hope for cinema portraying traditional masculine values in a positive light. That's why they hated him and wanted to destroy him. They called his movies "fascist." Just compare his hopeful Batman to Matt Reeves' nihilistic, feminine doomer version. He was the hero we didn't deserve, but needed right now. diff --git a/tv/183103973.txt b/tv/183103973.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 839b42b2f2b708c6e7f0e8419c7897d186893889..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103973.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,78 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103973 -There was a point in Smallville where Chloe just pissed me off. Her dialogue seemed to consist of nothing but snarky, pop culture references and "call me crazy but" sentences starters. ---- 183104050 -But it's not as bad as when Lana Lang got hit with some kind of ray that made every one of interactions super serious. -Quietly and intensely whispering "Clark I want to help you" seemed to be 98% of her dialogue. ---- 183104880 -bump ---- 183105350 -Would you join her cult? ---- 183105374 ->>183105350 -she was always hotter than any of the other girls on the show ---- 183105817 ->>183105350 -Only if i can use her holes whichever way i want ---- 183105869 ->>183105350 -No. She fucked Jimmy Olsen. ---- 183105954 ->>183105350 ->wanting to be fed to some old mexican -You retards need to actually read about the case. ---- 183107433 -Zoomers don't get it. -Lana this, Lois that. -Chloe was the best. -Fuck Scotty doesn't know. -If you told me Chloe was part of a sex cult 15 years ago, I would have been there knocking on the door within days just for the chance she would sit on my face and tell me what a piece of shit I was. -Sarah Carter was number two from that show. But so damn close that Chloe needed to be worried. ---- 183107618 ->>183107433 -She was a naughty little tease devoted to Clark. -As awesome as Chloe was Alicia was the fun one. ---- 183107773 ->>183107676 -I don't even want nudes of her. I'm sure that they will destroy my mental image of her. -I just want her to step on my shoulders while she is crouched on my face giving me her toothy grinning smile. ---- 183107894 ->>183105350 -Without hesitation. ---- 183108098 ->>183103973 (OP) -Feet ---- 183109185 ->>183107676 ->destroys her chest and leaves a crater where her rib cage should be ---- 183110249 ->>183109185 ->first shot needle enters below the tits ->second shot the mark is below the sternum -what was he aiming for? how many times did he stab her? why did he use a horse needle? ---- 183110613 ->>183105350 -those crazy eyes make her even hotter wew lad ---- 183111088 ->>183103973 (OP) -NO BODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED HER ---- 183111098 ->>183107676 -Does he even need to to that huge swing? He could just lightly press with the same strength. ---- 183111608 ->>183105350 -yes ---- 183111708 ->>183105350 -she's a natural! ---- 183111892 ->>183110249 -I can only assume it was her heart. I don't know many shots that can be applied to directly to the heart. I do know that if Superman was just gonna stab me with all his strength with a needle I would probably be better off dead. ---- 183111926 ->>183105350 -I prefered Kreuk back then. Possibly still do. ---- 183112197 ->>183104050 ->two episodes were she gets super strength and she and Clark fuck so hard that the city shakes. ->one episode where Clark loses his power and fucks the shit out of Lana -I always thought she was mid but the fact that Clark let loose on her when he got the chance made her instantly more attractive. diff --git a/tv/183103991.txt b/tv/183103991.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3b35ef03326194070eb9463c95995e31846012bb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183103991.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,105 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183103991 -Post famous people you think are attractive but doubt anyone else does ---- 183104082 ->>183103991 (OP) -Her tomboyness for me ---- 183104106 ->>183103991 (OP) ->famous ---- 183104161 ->>183104016 ->but doubt anyone else does -yeah, right, no one likes this woman, just you. ---- 183104183 ->>183103991 (OP) -ive fapped to her though ---- 183104267 ->>183103991 (OP) ---- 183104338 -jessie buckley ---- 183104371 ->>183104267 -Nah I like her - ->>183104338 -Nah I like her ---- 183104394 ->>183104016 -I thought she was really hot in The Leftovers. ---- 183104428 ->>183104267 -wrong, I would fuck her ---- 183104446 ->>183104267 -she cute ---- 183104500 ->>183103991 (OP) -Is she famous still? Once her show went off the air I never saw her again ---- 183104551 ->>183104267 -Someone has this prop at home ---- 183104680 ->>183103991 (OP) -Terrible face and voice but her physique is shockingly good. ---- 183104716 ->>183104082 -Literally my ideal woman. Would do unspeakable things to her. ---- 183105097 ->>183103991 (OP) -Actually cleans up pretty nice when not in her usual comedic shtick, ---- 183105258 ->>183104016 -She’s a goddess you mook ---- 183107511 ->>183104267 -You need help, man. If you don't feel disgusted looking at this genetic wash, you should be castrated ---- 183107565 ->>183106952 -It's so sad she's fallen for the "non-binary" bullshit. She's cute ---- 183107615 ->>183104716 - -She just read that and is going to speak about it at the next global vagina gaming empowerment conference for women ---- 183109084 ->>183104267 -Is that the one out of Top boy? ---- 183109503 ->>183103991 (OP) -I feel like I'm the only one. ---- 183109576 ->>183104016 -Dude I've been into her since Leftovers ---- 183109689 -Would unironically wife and impregnate several times. ---- 183109742 ->>183103991 (OP) -Her eyes look like buttholes ---- 183109759 ->>183103991 (OP) ---- 183109791 ->>183104267 -Whomst's? She looks like this mixed chick I went to school with. ---- 183109806 ->>183104016 -highest quality cougar right there ---- 183109841 -Older Mimi Rogers ---- 183109851 ->>183109689 -Look at them jowls!! She could have your cock and both balls in her mouth at the same time and still suck it like it was barbecue sauce on a pork chop! God damn ---- 183110270 ->>183104082 -I miss Ash ---- 183110354 -literally just me, right? ---- 183110400 ->>183109851 -I know right? Not a single drop of cum would be left in your balls once that greedy gal is done with you. ---- 183111987 -IMO, a lot of people overlook prime Kirstie Alley. ---- 183112002 ->>183104267 -le mutt faec ---- 183112119 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8 [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183104705.txt b/tv/183104705.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 78405cdfbfbd09c261ba35cddeaf448b664732a4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183104705.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1162 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183104705 -this should've been where the show began edition - -Previous: >>183098260 → ---- 183104779 ->>183104705 (OP) -Why did Colin wear blue jeans to Logan's wake? ---- 183104799 ->>183104779 -He's having a midlife crisis with no one to hold his leash since his master died. Pretty soon he'll be kissing his son on the lips in the streets like Liev Schreiber. ---- 183104826 ->>183104705 (OP) ->this should've been where the show began edition -This probably was something along the lines of the original plan before they realized how great Brian Cox was as an actor and decided to keep him around longer. But considering how the show is already floundering without Logan around it's probably a good idea that it's ending soon, there's no way they could've made four seasons of good TV with this as the starting point. ---- 183104837 -Tombros...it's over ---- 183104853 ->>183104837 -His seed has found purchase in Shiv's thorny womb. He'll be fine. ---- 183104860 ->>183104826 ->But considering how the show is already floundering without Logan around -Tonight's episode was the best one they've ever done. Connor's Wedding was a meme. But I agree this could've been a really solid miniseries instead. Maybe fifteen to twenty episodes instead would've been good. ---- 183104862 ->>183104837 -Even fucking Karl roasted us... this is not a good time to be a Tombro. ---- 183104865 ->>183104837 -Or so the writers would have you believe! ---- 183104874 ->>183104837 -The sun will shine on us again, have faith ---- 183104881 ->Kendall now wears a Richard Mille watch -What does it mean? ---- 183104895 ->>183104837 -There was a brief moment where you wondered if he actually had a bit of Logan coming through when he was the only one that spoke directly in the group huddle by going "screwups and dipshits", and it felt like something Logan would say in a direct unfiltered tone. But then he spent the rest of the episode trying to lizard his way into a safe haven. Easily the best actor in the show at any rate, especially now that Brian Cox is gone. ---- 183104909 ->>183104862 -It's honestly surprising how ruthless Karl has become seemingly out of nowhere. Dude was a complete skinwalker goof at the start of the show but now he's running a roast every second he's onscreen. ---- 183104943 ->mfw shiv gets on the phonecall and is a dumb cunt ->AGAIN ->eats shit ->AGAIN ->seethes inconsolably ->AGAIN -smilebros... we are smiling today ---- 183104973 ->>183104909 -Yeah. Maybe it's only because this is a critical moment. ---- 183104994 -i hope that’s not the last we see of chuckles the clown. not sure what logan saw in her anyways ---- 183105015 -All of Greg's scenes now are extra funny knowing that the actor is a legitimate pedophile. No wonder he plays 'playing stupid but actually evil underneath' so well. ---- 183105021 ->>183104994 -He likes brunettes. Or he did before he was dead. ---- 183105024 ->>183104895 -He was just saying what the old guard wanted to hear (and/or already thought), like he always does to ingratiate himself. ---- 183105093 ->>183105015 -He truly is /ourguy/. ---- 183105122 -I mean, we all knew that the Diarchy wouldn't last but ffs I didn't expect it would already crumble in 10 fucking minutes. ---- 183105136 ->>183104994 -He does like women with substance, but the Kerry thing could still have been superficial. ---- 183105138 -Tom's "I live to serve" stuff had me laughin. Funny characters. I laugh at the funny characters. Haha. ---- 183105155 ->>183104994 ->Kendall running his "my dad was braindead and I was running things behind the scenes as his shadow master puppet" campaign on a news show ->roman is watching this visibly disgusted and screaming obscenities at the TV screen ->Kendall brings a disheveled Kerry with fucked up mascara onscreen and sits her down next to him while she looks shell-shocked and mentally unhinged ->"I mean look at this, THIS is what my dad was fucking in his last days, now you look at this thing and you TRY to tell me that man was in his right mind" ->as the screen shows Kerry's face slowly contorting into a giant smile, like a clown named chuckles, roman is heard crying loudly and screaming through tears before throwing something heavy at the screen ->the screen cracks right on Kerry's smiling face ---- 183105166 ->>183104994 -she was a good looking woman ---- 183105174 ->>183105015 -LONG LIVE THE KING! -LONG LIVE THE KING! - and the other king! ---- 183105186 ->>183105155 -Just keep Shiv apprised of these discussions. ---- 183105190 ->>183105138 -Chuckles the clown over here ---- 183105209 ->>183104779 -indicating hes off the clock ---- 183105212 ->>183105186 ->keep me appr-ACK! ---- 183105234 ->>183105212 -If Tom did knock her up I guess he doesn't have to worry about that anymore ---- 183105264 ->>183105212 -:^) >>183104943 ---- 183105285 ->>183105209 -Marcia put him right to work tossing out Kerry though. Colin should have been giving his kid pointers on how to take someone out through the back while he was doing it ---- 183105297 ->>183105234 -Anon that baby is a chimera of every single man in NYC that isn't affiliated with her company. ---- 183105299 ->>183105212 -RAPE ME, MY FRIEND ---- 183105326 -Will the rest of the season have more Karolina? ---- 183105365 ->>183105285 -yeah he'll still fall into work mode when asked, but hes just indicating he's there as a friend not just a hired goon in a suit. ---- 183105390 ->>183105326 -Yes. ---- 183105422 ->>183105326 -What if Karolina raises her arms in one of the episodes to show off her smooth shaved pits what if she does that ---- 183105439 ->>183104779 -Because he's a normie in a snake den. ---- 183105459 ->>183104994 -Roman asked her number for like 3 times in 10 second -She's gonna be back... as roman's holes ---- 183105461 -this show is at its best when it's a funny dramedy, I'm finding this season to be a slog to be honest ---- 183105476 ->>183105422 -I'll personally finance six more seasons except she will have the reigns. - -t. billionaire philanthropist ---- 183105485 ->>183105422 ->shaved pits -Fuck off, pedo. ---- 183105486 ->>183105461 -im finding you to be a slog ---- 183105488 ->>183105459 -Roman going for the Oedipussy. ---- 183105515 ->>183105459 -Wouldn't that be funny? That Roman unconsciously decide to keep her as a fucktoy as a way to get back at Logan for all the abuse. Or perhaps as a trinket of his father collections, some sort of amulet. Lmao ---- 183105519 ->>183105485 ->homosexual ->hairy bear lover ->hates pedos -Jesus Christ anon what are you, a masochist begging to get lynched? ---- 183105525 ->>183105459 -She’s not Roman’s type, is she? ---- 183105540 ->>183105525 -She's starting to look pretty haggardly, so I'd say without the money to pay for fillers and surgery she's getting there at light speed. ---- 183105553 -I want to bask my head into Gerris lap and suckle on her tits for hours until my dick explodes of cum. If you know what I mean. ---- 183105555 ->>183105525 -He's probably angling to get information. She mentioned a piece of paper. If I'm Roman, I'm trying to get that fucking thing to see what else may be on it. She probably also has a lot of dirt. ---- 183105573 ->>183105555 -He also wants to know if its his voice message that killed his dad ---- 183105577 ->>183105555 -Quadruples has a plan and it's genius. ---- 183105582 -anyone else feel like they cockteased what was written on that piece of paper for way too long? I thought this show was above using props as a plot device like that ---- 183105584 ->>183105519 -What the fuck are you talking about? You're the faggot who wants to defile a flower of Polish womanhood with jewish pedophile rituals. ---- 183105598 ->>183105525 -What is his type? ---- 183105600 ->>183105582 -Logan's Will that he constantly revises in fits of rage is a pretty funny major plot device ---- 183105602 ->>183105555 -Checked. Kerry may be needed to prevent Marcia from grabbing too much. ---- 183105613 ->>183105582 -I think you should go back to watching youtubers who make videos about writing advice, even though they've never written a single fucking thing themselves in their entire lives, for an audience of retards that want to feel smart for knowing phrases like "show don't tell" ---- 183105615 ->>183105212 -sandy tripped her up ---- 183105625 ->>183105525 -She was fucking his dad, Roman's a sicko, he gets off on it being a transgression. ---- 183105627 ->>183105584 -Hey why is nick fuentes a tranny porn addict? Thoughts king? Why would Christ do that king?Thoughts? ---- 183105642 ->>183105615 -Strategically pissing on the hardwood floor. ---- 183105657 ->>183105584 ->women having smooth armpits instead of hairy hippie pits of rancid filth is a jewish ritual -proof positive that anime and porn makes you a disgusting schizo freak that can't help but become more and more degenerate and gross with each passing day ---- 183105673 ->>183105627 -Let's keep the thread on topic - -Hey why is mark ravenhead a tranny porn addict? ---- 183105688 ->>183105582 -Yeah the payoff wasn't enough. -I would have thought the sibs would be taking position over it but instead it was resolved in the episode. - -Has the budget been slashed or something? -The phone call with gojo had no cut scenes to the lackey or anything. -Last episode was mostly on the boat. This episode was all Logan's pad. -I hope we get a good amount of European jaunts and yachts and shit. - -Shiv is pregnant? She lost the CEO fight. -The sale to gojo is going to take maybe 6-8 months allegedly and it's going to be renegotiated (for reasons I don't understand) -So she will be heavily preggers and out of action. ---- 183105689 ->>183104909 -He's nolonger forced to tiptoe and keep all options open to comply with Logan's eventual decisions. Now that Logan's gone and he's in a position of power he can make decisions and act in his own interests. ---- 183105710 ->>183104909 -Yeah I love the bumbling empty suits suddenly reminding everyone how they clawed their way into upper management. ---- 183105712 ->>183105584 -There is no group of people more defensive or insecure than hairy pit fags ---- 183105722 ->>183105657 -Shaved pits and pussies are unnatural and it's degenerates who think otherwise. ---- 183105724 ->>183105688 -Roman says he's no longer interested in helping old ladies cross the street. What's changed for him to say this. Just last episode he was feeling bad for giving Gerri the push. ---- 183105729 -Sometimes I take a document from my safe, underline one term, and then put it back in the safe. ---- 183105742 ->>183105710 -It's been fun to watch. Mirrors real life pretty well. They're yes men until they aren't. ---- 183105744 ->>183105688 ->implying she won't just get an abortion ---- 183105745 ->>183105712 -You're projecting your own insecurities ---- 183105756 ->>183105744 -She will get one and act tough in front of Tom and cry privately. ---- 183105760 ->>183105710 -Real - ->>183105722 -Bet this fag thinks toilet paper and soap are unnatural too. ---- 183105761 ->>183105729 -lol ---- 183105789 ->>183105745 -You're sperging at people who like for their women to not have hairy armpits aka straight men that are normal. ---- 183105808 -This show is great and all but they really botched not having a game plan mapped out for each season and different character arcs for each person. That’s why it often feels like the same old shit sometimes. Also Roman is finally becoming somewhat interesting and then the show is just going to end. Even the actor is disappointed about it ---- 183105809 ->>183105761 ->Did you ever see Dad laugh like this? ->Maybe if a hobo was on fire. ---- 183105811 ->>183105459 -I thought Roman cant fuck women? He freaked out at Tabitha and can only cum via Gerri doing verbal humiliation. Its implied he had something sexual with his male personal trainer + his homo scenes with 4chan swede and Mencken, however, the trainer could have simply jerked him off, and Roman has some sort of PTSD showing his dick around other men when he peed on the cellphone with Matsson. At Kendall's birthday. -So if he bags Kerry he won't actually stick his dick in there. ---- 183105831 ->>183105811 -Kerry isn't going to become his holes. -We probably will not see her again. ---- 183105845 ->>183105789 -Whatever queer. ---- 183105851 -Cousin Greg was in the letter. -Let's take a beat. What are our thoughts /tv/? ---- 183105863 ->>183105851 -GREG? ---- 183105867 ->>183105851 -Second in command. ---- 183105871 ->>183105729 -It was all speculation. He could have underlined it literally at any time. I doubt he crossed it out because he would have just thrown the paper out ---- 183105894 ->>183105851 -I wish he'd FUCK OFF Greg brings nothing to the table ever since the threat of Cruises was erased. -By the way ->shareholder and vote holder meeting ->have to see Stewy whos a sockpuppet for Sandy ->no sign of Ewan who was a major vote holder & issue in Season 1 ->the vote goes through for Kenny & Rome -What the fuck man ---- 183105898 ->>183105851 -Greg will sit on the Iron Throne. ---- 183105917 -Why does Shiv think she should be in charge? She literally has no experience. ---- 183105923 ->>183105894 -Yeah, it's sad he's still the bumbling comedic relief four seasons in ---- 183105927 ->>183105917 -Because she thinks she’s a heckin revolutionary girlboss who’s gonna refresh the company with a progressive edge ---- 183105933 ->>183105917 -She wrote a report, anon. ---- 183105946 -the episode summary for ever week of this show could be "siblings bicker about who will take over their father's company" -EVERY episode of every season. it's so boring. save yourself some time. Greg gets the company, that's why they were ambiguous about to what capacity he was mentioned. it is revealed in the finale ---- 183105955 -I don't think Kendall is gonna get a happy ending bros but Roman will. ---- 183105957 ->no Logan kino -I miss this nigga like you wouldn’t believe ---- 183105982 ->>183105933 ->MUH STRATEGIC REVIEW ---- 183105984 ->>183105894 -How did you get no joy from him clumsily trying to worm his way in with his cousins? - ->>183105917 -Literal entitlement, when they tell her Logan died she says "I can't have that" her inner spoilt rich girl came out in a moment of weakness ---- 183105994 ->>183105917 -“I shouldn’t have this position because I lack one or more of the necessary skills” is not a thought that occurs to the siblings ---- 183106000 ->le shiv tripped down le stairs just like in nero's story ->last ep and this ep had exposition dumps about connor and tom & shiv history -SUBTLE ---- 183106016 -Logan should have made a Succession plan, would have saved a lot of headaches. ---- 183106032 ->>183104705 (OP) -Nah -Kendal AGAIN.. -i like it was 2x in a row at first and both times he lost. Now it's overdone ---- 183106048 -Roman suddenly having a conscience just seems forced and out of character. ---- 183106059 ->>183106000 -Tom was trying to seduce Shiv as a last ditch effort to stay in someone's good graces. ->Three seasons nobody mentions Connor's mom because it's so dark. ->This season CONNOR'S MOM CONNOR'S MOM CONNOR'S MOM CONNOR'S MOM LOONY BIN ---- 183106062 ->>183105917 -Did you miss the part where she's a hole ---- 183106092 ->>183106048 -Roman wants to be a cunt so bad but he doesn't have the stomach ---- 183106104 ->>183105955 -The show is going to end with a fight between Kendall and Roman once Roman realizes Kendall gave the green light for the negative campaign against Logan and once Kerri commits suicide after telling Roman that Logan always loved him more than he did Shiv, Connor, and Kendall. Kendall will win by kicking Roman to the curb, that's gonna be the victory he gets. ---- 183106108 ->>183106092 -He was so mean to Kendall at his birthday party, I can't forgive him for that. ---- 183106114 -Was it underlined or crossed out? ---- 183106120 -Remember Logan's little smile a couple years ago when Kendall threw him under the bus on national television. ---- 183106134 ->>183106114 -Underlined, you don't start at the bottom if you want to cross it out. ---- 183106142 ->>183106104 -meds now ---- 183106144 ->>183106048 -Roman being nice to his dad's fucktoy was so retarded but I can't tell if Roman chewing his daddy's pills in front of Karolina, Hugo, and Kendall, was worse. All of it sucked ---- 183106147 ->>183105894 -We were teased about the disgusting brothers but we didn't see any of it. -Maybe this should have been a part 1 / part 2 season and these episodes would be part 2. ---- 183106149 ->>183106114 -The highest the line gets is under the cup of the final y. ---- 183106164 ->>183104826 -clearly they couldn't make 4 good seasons either way ---- 183106166 ->>183106114 ->kendall untouched ->logan roy crossed out - -what does it mean bros? ---- 183106177 ->>183106059 -Tom bringing up the first time they hooked up like that to try and crawl back into her good graces was one of the strongest moments of the show but it's going to end up underappreciated because the audience for this show is only concerned with meme trash. ---- 183106190 ->>183106134 -Logan is left-handed. He actually started from the middle. ---- 183106194 ->>183106114 -Remember: Shiv admitted to Roman that she didn’t actually believe it was crossed out. She knows it's an underline. ---- 183106201 ->>183106142 -For whom are you even pulling to react to that post like that ---- 183106205 ->>183106177 ->He was trying to crawl back into her good graces -Uhh what? ---- 183106206 -Does Tom have any plays here? No one likes him except Greg. ---- 183106235 ->>183106114 -I mean it's pretty clear that Logan didn't want Kendall (or anyone) to be CEO. ---- 183106237 ->>183106206 -FUCKED ---- 183106251 ->>183105461 -This was the funniest episode of the season ---- 183106255 ->>183105984 -Same way I have no joy if I had to see an episode where Roman did nothing but make incest jokes instead of having an emotion or any connection to any character in several episodes. -Where is Ewan? Where is Greg's Mom? Why is Greg's homo dad brought up again after all the borderline faggotry between Tom and Greg? Greg isn't part of the will i.e. no explicit hand-off, what is his point now? Fucking Karl was more relevant. -Greg was funny when he was still thematically relevant, i.e. a family member forced to be an outsider by his grandfather, finally getting a taste of riches. Even in S3 he was pretty useless, but we got to see him attempt to date, push back at Tom's temper, enjoy rich life, and be bold enough to ask Tom to take the fall for him, reversing their dynamic. What has he done in S4 other than have sex? Leak the death? There were multiple sources. What about dialogue? More leeching. What is new, nothing. It wasn't even as funny as the court hearing either. ---- 183106257 ->>183106206 -He might be useful if Ewen makes a move? ---- 183106259 ->>183106235 -He wanted one of his kids but refuses to hand it to one because he was self-made ---- 183106261 ->>183106114 -There are two horizontal lines on this page. Both lines are skewed up as they move right. This suggests that Logan simply draws horizontal lines with a bias. It's an underline. Case closed. ---- 183106272 -How did Hugo's daughter get insider trading info? ---- 183106288 ->>183106257 ->Ewen makes a move -Maybe Greg's mom will make a move, shut up ---- 183106292 ->>183106177 ->>183106205 -He was reminding Shiv how gentle he was with her in the past in order to have her accept him back into her arms and she didn't give a fuck. ---- 183106293 -Roman is taking it well because he had the best relationship with Logan out of the kids. - -Tom said he died trying to pick up his phone from the toilet so it might have been the voicemail he left him that did it. ---- 183106296 ->>183106114 -underlined imagine this with a thin line ---- 183106299 -Cross out would look like this. Ken was underlined. Shiv cucks btfo. ---- 183106310 ->>183106272 -Maybe she knew someone on the inside. - -It was probably Greg running his mouth, it's how the reporters found out. ---- 183106312 ->>183106293 ->Roman is taking it well -roman was eating mysterious pills, and in the trailer there's an upcoming scene of him grinding even more pills -does he do drugs? greg asked him for coke in one scene ---- 183106315 ->>183105015 -Is it confirmed? ---- 183106337 ->>183106272 -he leaked it unintentionally or not understanding the consequences. -that's why the phone call - -ken once again picking a shit horse ---- 183106342 ->>183106312 -Thats perhaps normal for roman. We don't know what it was. -Might have been aspirin. Who knows? ---- 183106348 ->>183106299 ->well it doesn't fucking say shiv ---- 183106349 ->>183106299 ->Cross out would look like this. ---- 183106363 ->>183106310 -If the reporters found out and Hugo's daughter acted on it it's not insider trading. ---- 183106364 ->>183106299 -Based 20th-century proofreader. ---- 183106371 ->>183106205 -He literally spends the entire episode going from one potential master after the next. How could you have missed this? You could argue that with shiv, it's a mix of genuine concern and cynical self-preservation but if you missed the fact that he was reaching out for a life vest the entire episode in his appeals to Kendall and shiv and Roman, you're high ---- 183106395 ->>183106272 -dumb bitch shouldve shorted 100x lev ---- 183106400 ->>183106206 -Shiv is probably going to go ballistic against Kendall and she's pregnant, there's potential for Tom to become relevant there. But he isn't making any winning moves. This isn't a smart enough show for something of that level. At best he'll become a pawn again. ---- 183106405 ->>183106371 -He's never tried to manipulate an ex with good old times before to get what he wants and it shows ---- 183106410 ->>183106337 ->ken once again picking a shit horse -Ken didn't pick Hugo, he's manipulating him the same way Logan manipulates Ken. ->do what I say or I tell everyone what you did -Hugo implied the trading happened before the briefing/Greg the egg leak ---- 183106417 ->>183106299 -It was obviously underlined. I hate Kendall for being a fag but it was underlined. ---- 183106428 ->>183106400 -I really hope the pregnancy doesn't play too much in the show. Maybe the actress was actually pregnant and they had to write it in. Actual pregnancy plot is so played out it's like bold and beautiful shit "drama" material. ---- 183106435 ->>183106405 -Yeah he's not very good at psychological, emotional, or verbal manipulation. The best he can muster is positioning. ---- 183106456 -Did she get uglier this season? ---- 183106463 ->>183106206 -He used up his play trying to block Shiv from divorcing him but she still wants to end their marriage. ->can't suck up to C-suite ->is no use to ATN ->sibs don't like him ->the baby isn't even his ->cruises is history so no blackmail -Imagine if Tom finds out about the dead waiter. There's a play to be had there. -Though at this point a crazy preggers Shiv will probably leak it. She already leaked Kendall's addiction issue. ---- 183106468 -What's Geri's move? ---- 183106490 ->>183105851 -I think it was after he told him he'd been taken out of his gramps will, he decided to make a note to take care of Greg financially purely to spite his brother but never got around to detailing it. ---- 183106491 ->>183106428 ->Maybe the actress was actually pregnant -She is, showed it off at the Season 4 premiere. ---- 183106493 ->>183105984 ->Literal entitlement, when they tell her Logan died she says "I can't have that" her inner spoilt rich girl came out in a moment of weakness -You could argue she was particularly sad and said that because she'd found out she was pregnant, since she refuses champagne in that episode. But I hate her so I choose to believe she's just a spoiled self centered cunt that really showed who she actually cares about in that moment - herself - despite all her claims about how she was the only one who loved Logan. Really, Roman is the only one who genuinely loved Logan despite all his faults. - ->>183106428 ->Actual pregnancy plot is so played out it's like bold and beautiful shit "drama" material. -You sound way too autistic to be consuming media, try getting into playing factorio or some shit instead. ---- 183106495 ->>183105917 -she's one of the kids. she's also the best one. she has Ken's business knowledge and Rom's people's skills. she also has none of their faults: unlike Rom she has common sense and unlike Ken, she's strong-minded. her only vulnerability is that she is a very very emotional person, which can be exploited. -objectively she always was the best choice, even for Logan. so yeah, she feels she's entitled to it. ->>183106206 -his only play is his charm. he's lucky that Shiv loves him, she will take him back. Tom will end up as he started, relying on Shiv for everything. ---- 183106504 ->>183106491 -animegirlvomiting.png ---- 183106511 ->>183106456 -Substantially. It looks like she aged over a decade since the last season. The wine-aunt aesthetic she adopted certainly isn't helping. ---- 183106518 -as a tom and greg fag I'm absolutely devastated at how this season is progressing please someone reassure me they won't end the series JUST ---- 183106525 ->>183106493 -Go back to your telenovela consuela ---- 183106526 ->>183106456 -Nah thats just the 'break up haircut' -Seen it many times. ---- 183106528 ->>183106456 -i thought they replaced the actress at first ---- 183106531 ->we will never get this scene ---- 183106543 ->>183106456 -Her teeth got smaller and more inward-bent. She got more goblin-like in that sense. - ->>183106410 -It's insane to me how many people watching this show miss basic things like this. You'd think everyone would pick up on the phonecall in the opening scene where Hugo is freaking out and then wait for the inside trading reveal to become relevant, and then understand that Kendall is going to use Hugo in the last scene, but no. This fanbase is just full of hypebeast retards. ---- 183106548 -You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Gregs. ---- 183106563 ->>183106518 -It's over sis. They are DONE. No more "come with me Sporus" kino. 3 seasons of buildup for nothing -Just like in real life... ---- 183106585 -I want Kerry to suffer more. ---- 183106596 ->>183105894 -also no adrien brody -or did he cash out at season 3? ---- 183106620 ->>183106548 ->>183106585 ->Reddit has entered the thread ---- 183106632 ->>183106525 -Go back to watching youtubers making superficial writing advice videos aimed at midwits like yourself. ---- 183106641 ->>183106596 -I thought he cashed out, he seemed wary of Logan especially after his whole old sick man moment. He lied about his daughter being sick too ---- 183106677 ->>183106543 -except i literally metion the phone call -the thing you guys don't understand about manipulation is you still have to pick a good horse - -wow man i manipulated this shitter to release competent propaganda isn't a thing - -retard was caught watching kerry on his laptop. 100% this blows up because hugo shits the bed ---- 183106678 ->>183106632 -You must be only person on /tv/ who watches or enjoys The Bold and the beautiful -That puts you on a level of cringe previously not believed possible. ---- 183106697 -What is Karolina up to? ---- 183106703 ->>183106677 -you don't understand what the phrase "picking a horse" means and now you're trying to haphazardly cover for it ---- 183106726 ->>183106697 -Being a stone cold bitch. ---- 183106734 -kerry did nothing wrong ---- 183106749 ->>183106677 -If you mean picking a horse in terms of Kendall asking Hugo to shit on Logan, instead of Karolina, then ok. Still a bad phrase because Karolina and Hugo are not competing. But I get what you mean now ---- 183106767 ->>183106697 -Karolina has no game; she will be always be fine because she's competent at her job and has no ambition. she knows her place. ---- 183106773 ->>183106767 -Doesn't she get paid a cool million a year or something? ---- 183106790 ->>183106697 -Her job, which everyone else forgot about. ->Gerri Karl & Frank jerking each other off about a paper and ribbing Tom ->Karolina making calls with shareholders -She is securing her position. ---- 183106802 ->>183106773 -yes, for her competence. she doesn't want a greek island because she knows she's not that good. she's worth a million a year, give or take. ---- 183106828 -Where's Dasha? ---- 183106880 ->>183106802 -My friend's dad is general counsel for a gigantic firm worth around 40-50% of an entity like Newscorp's market-cap, and his take-home is roughly 2.5 million. I would imagine she's taking home significantly more. ---- 183106882 ->>183106677 -"Picking a horse" means backing a candidate. You're betting on them by backing them. What Kendall is doing isn't picking a horse. ---- 183106896 ->>183106828 -She picked the wrong horse (Catholic church) ---- 183106899 ->>183106880 -Logan said one million in season 1 - -General counsel is more important than a PR guy anyway ---- 183106903 ->>183106678 -You've made it abundantly clear that you have terminal autism, no need to keep shitting the thread up in some sad attempt at doing clapbacks like some twitter millennial. ---- 183106917 ->>183106697 -Keeping her armpits smooth and shaved for me, her shota sex master. ---- 183106919 -Explain why Siobhan being pregante is thematically interesting ---- 183106921 ->>183106641 -how do you know he lied about his daughter being sick? ---- 183106927 ->>183106880 -Gerri makes more that 1 million for sure, but Karolina is only head of PR. ---- 183106935 ->>183106899 -I'm retarded, I forgot Karolina is PR. She gives off sexy corpo lawyer vibes. ---- 183106970 ->>183106935 -She gives off sexy mommy who cradles my head in her lap so I can drink her milk straight from her tits while she jerks me off with one hand and lovingly runs her other hand through my hair and occasionally strokes my face vibes ---- 183107016 ->>183106563 ->tfw Tom was never Nero and bullied Greg into cucking for him instead of for someone actually worth a damn ---- 183107028 ->>183106919 -SHE IS PEGNATE? HELP!? ---- 183107039 -we're so fucking back ---- 183107048 ->>183106921 ->Josh Bagelson: I cant meet you Logan, my daughter, she is sick ->come to my house so I can tell you how wary I am about Kendall bitching about his dad on national television ->Logan and Kenny come ->see daughter is playing in the pool -They were baited, it's a play to rattle Logan into kowtowing. ---- 183107056 ->>183106919 -it's what Tom always wanted, it's been a theme before. there's drama potential because Shiv is divided about it, but ultimately it will allow for a reconciliation and Tom to be content with no longer being a top dog. it's a sort of a happy ending for the couple. ->>183106970 -love Karolina, simple as. ---- 183107062 ->>183107056 -Love her so fucking much its unreal ---- 183107065 ->>183106468 -Post-orgasm torture. ---- 183107079 -What the fuck is Marcia's game outside of slowly ruining Kerry's life until she ends up sucking men off on the streets of New York for quarters? ---- 183107086 ->>183107062 -She was the fed in season 2 of the wire. ---- 183107096 ->>183107079 -Money. She made a clean 63 milly at Logan's wake. Bullying Kerry was just for fun. ---- 183107104 ->>183107079 -robbing connor blind and absconding with hundreds of millions ---- 183107142 ->>183107086 -You mean We Own This City? Which I guess one could call an extra season of the Wire ---- 183107146 ->>183104705 (OP) -kensisters... did we just get played by the boomers? ---- 183107150 -Was Shiv's trip a metaphor for her character? ---- 183107195 ->>183107150 -Nero pushed his wife down the stairs ->Shiv tripped by her own fatass self -And he had Sporus castrated and he married him instead ->Greg has been fucking several women ---- 183107205 ->S04E10 ->Tom and Shiv are in the hospital waiting for the baby, after emotional reconciliation over the pregnancy ->baby comes out ->it's black -How kino would it be? ---- 183107210 ->>183107079 -I like both Willa and Marcia, but Willa today implied they are alike. Marcia doesn't agree. there's going to be one more scene with the two of them, nothing big or destructive, just some funny interaction. ---- 183107211 ->>183107048 ->>see daughter is playing in the pool -didn't even try to hide it ---- 183107232 ->>183107205 -tombros... ---- 183107234 ->>183107150 -yeah because she got fucked by her brothers and for every succ character business is their fucking and her being pregnant which she didn't want. not a nero sporus ref i think ---- 183107239 -Marcia has probably killed someone with her bare hands ---- 183107247 ->>183107205 -It will be indian, reminder that's her most recent fuck, the indian with a bong ---- 183107260 ->>183107150 -kinda, she loses when she lets her emotions take over, which is always. ---- 183107267 ->>183107104 -Did she actually rob connor? 63mil doesn't seem like a bad deal given the location / space. ---- 183107280 ->>183107267 -Connor was sweating over being -100mil in Season 3 and another bunch of millions in Season 4 ---- 183107284 -Kendall should be a laughing stock by this point. Who the fuck would support him? ---- 183107300 ->>183107284 -Logan clearly ---- 183107302 ->>183107267 ->63mil doesn't seem like a bad deal given the location / space. -Not at all. I don't know who these people who keep implying that that's an outlandish price for that property are, but they must not have any familiarity with realestate prices in metropolitan areas. ---- 183107306 ->>183107146 -I'm still confused about whether he was referring to Gerri or Ken. ---- 183107322 ->>183107280 -This is real estate though, it has value and can always be sold back. This isn't like putting money into the advertisement pit hole. ---- 183107340 ->>183107284 -The shareholders agreeing to Kendall and Rome was so unrealistic. Yes to Kendall, the guy who split from his dad's company publically and went on a druggie bender several times? The same shareholders who got cold feet after Logan had a stroke? ---- 183107394 ->>183107340 -This wtf is happening ---- 183107395 ->>183107340 -He ostensibly went into the meeting with the backing of Stewey, Gerri, Karl, and Frank. It's also a much easier sell with his brother as Co-CEO, plus the fact that it's a temporary arrangement. ---- 183107399 ->>183104705 (OP) -Best episode of the seasono so far. ---- 183107410 ->>183107205 -Tomcats it's fucking over kek ---- 183107417 ->>183107340 -it was the board, not the shareholders. ---- 183107456 -Bravo, Ken. That little smile showed it, he’s ready to be a killer. ---- 183107471 ->>183107306 -I thought Gerri. Gerri was Karl's rival, if the old guard were to take the CEO role. -Ken-Rom combo is better for Gerri than Karl. they called her "the liitle princess" because Gerri was young when she started at Royco. ---- 183107484 ->>183107205 - ->The baby comes out ->It turns out Amir is the father ->Shiv exasperatedly states she never had sex with Amir ->Marcia (who randomly appears) simply smirks and says 'I know' ->Cut to credits ---- 183107543 ->>183107456 ->Killer ->Kendall Logan Roy ->KLR ---- 183107552 ->>183107543 -holy shit ---- 183107555 ->>183106272 -Hugo fucking called her, you retard. Ken asks him point blank. ---- 183107559 ->>183107193 ->stewy slowly lugging himself over ---- 183107567 ->>183107193 -that smile, that damn smile... ---- 183107571 ->>183107340 ->>183107395 -also his accusations in season 2 are in his favor now he's going to play it the dirty way ---- 183107590 ->>183107543 -BRAVO JESSE ARMSTRONG ---- 183107593 ->>183105724 -He knows Gerri is safe, and helping her now could end with her grabbing too much power. ---- 183107625 -if Frank answered with a 'I know' instead of a 'I think' when Kendall asked him if his dad loved him he wouldn't have gone for the drag Logan's name in the mud play ---- 183107632 ->>183105894 -They said they were going to do the board meeting on the phone. ---- 183107645 ->>183105724 -Maybe it was her ignoring Roman begging for kindness when his dad diedm ---- 183107734 ->>183106177 -The Tom actor is massively underappreciated. Cox and the Kendall dude get all the praise, but Tom nails every single one of his scenes, no matter if they are comedic or serious. ---- 183107754 ->>183107625 -he would've done it either way. him "killing" his dad in every single way possible is the only way he thinks, and knows, that he can win logan's love and also be someone ---- 183107765 ->>183106206 -He had become Logan's right hand just before Logan died, so he could find a way of using that somehow in his favor, but it seems like no one recognizes it. ---- 183107794 ->>183107625 -Ken is broken beyond repair. it wouldn't have made a difference. -in ep. 2 he only decided to tank the Gojo deal when Mattson was clear with him that he would back off from the deal. his only motivation is hurting Logan. ---- 183107809 ->>183105525 -my dude Roman is the man with taste... -means he will bang whatever his dad has putted his dick in ---- 183107870 ->Willa shading Marcia - -Conheads, did we just win? ---- 183107912 -Shivhoes, how we holding up? ---- 183107924 ->>183107205 -It would be hilarious and not completely impossible. The show has some silly comedic moments. ---- 183108085 ->>183107912 -shes literally never going to recover from this ---- 183108168 -Kenkillers... -Romanromans... -Marciamoms... -Willawomen... -Conheads... -Karlkhans... -Gerrigirls... -Karolinakings... -Frankfurters... -Shivsisters... -Tomtoms... -Greggs... -Hugohumans... -Kerrykucks.. -Stewysluts... - -How we holding up? ---- 183108193 ->>183107340 ->Yes to Kendall, the guy who split from his dad's company publically -He was still on the board during season 3 when he was having all his antics. ---- 183108210 ->>183108168 ->Romanromans ---- 183108258 ->>183108168 ->Winners -Kenkillers... -Romanromans... -Marciamoms... -Willawomen... -Conheads... -Stewysluts... - ->Jury is still out -Karlkhans... -Gerrigirls... -Karolinakings... -Tomtoms... -Greggs... - ->Copers -Hugohumans... -Kerrykucks.. -Shivsisters... - ->Literally dead -Loganbros... -Waiterwaifus... -MoLesters... ---- 183108304 ->>183107912 -we're doing fine, reconciliation with a devoted Tom is set to happen. our girl needs unconditional emotional support, not power struggles with her brothers. ---- 183108390 ->>183108258 - -I don't think Loganbros are out for the count yet, odds are his ghost will possess Kerry and carry on running the company ---- 183108425 ->Greg Greenpeace plotline dropped ->Greg's manoeuvring has amounted to literally nothing -gregfags, not like this. we were supposed to go to the bottom of the top ---- 183108457 ->>183108425 - -Greg still has a possible future as Marcia or Willa's sex slave ---- 183108565 ->>183104826 -this episode was better than the last ---- 183108671 ->>183107193 ->sandy's smile ->tom rushing in ->flawless trip acting ->stewy feeling like hes obligated to help but is in no rush -stewy is underrated ---- 183108695 ->>183108671 ->flawless trip acting -Her ankle looks like it really got fucked up. - -And speaking of trips, checkem. ---- 183108707 -Tommy two step. ---- 183108725 ->>183108258 -loganbros are now merged with kenkillers ---- 183108835 ->>183104705 (OP) -that smile, the confidence, it's night and day from how he was in season 1 ---- 183108858 -the show about a few people controlling the news is the only non /pol/ junior thread ---- 183108914 ->>183108425 -Tom has nukes, Greg will stay at the top of the bottom with Tom. ---- 183108960 ->>183108835 -He's a good actor. That's the first time he's actually looked genuine, like, ever. ---- 183108964 ->>183108725 -its like pottery ---- 183109196 ->>183106114 -It's crossed out, Even though Logan respected Ken's tenacity Logan crossed it out after Ken's betrayal. It was pretty obvious that he wanted Roman to take over ---- 183109278 ->>183106970 -Fuck bro I gonna relapse ---- 183109369 ->>183109278 ---- 183109421 ->what!?? my dad left his company to the only child that ever took an interest in his business and has been working there for the last 10 years? ->this is clearly a travesty and a grave injustice -Shiv is such a fucking mong. ---- 183109470 ->>183105917 -cause she thinks she's smarter than she is, they said this a few times ---- 183109549 ->>183107205 ->Screen cuts to black ->*Strings con fuoco intensifies* - -Bravo Jesse ---- 183109554 ->>183109196 -Roman was never a serious choice for Logan, hes just the most loyal, impressionable and desperate kid. it was always ken because he has the most potential to be logan like ---- 183109611 ->>183107552 -Tom bros we are so fucked ---- 183109656 ->>183109611 -It's alright. He will charm the FBI agents. ---- 183109667 ->>183104826 -Nigga.... It's been two episodes since Logan died and one of those was specifically about him dying. How is the show floundering? ---- 183109678 ->>183109656 -He will just shift the blame onto Greg being an actual pedophile ---- 183109698 ->>183109421 -B-but she did the presentation that one time, remember guys? Make her CEO immediately! ---- 183109700 ->>183109656 -he couldn't even charm his own wife ---- 183109706 ->>183109667 -He had a heart attack after Karl clogged the toilet with a fat shit ---- 183109754 ->>183104705 (OP) -I hate Shiv so much it's unreal ---- 183109802 ->>183104705 (OP) -Will Roman fuck Kerry? Considering he fucked Gerri, Roman isn't below it. ---- 183109868 -Shivfags not like this ---- 183109874 -Interesting that the management team all got in line after they found the paper. As they said, there's nothing legally binding about it and it's old. Did Gerri force them to come clean to Kendall and siblings about it? ---- 183109887 ->>183107543 -Kino ---- 183110126 -Shivsisters,,, its over. ---- 183110277 ->>183105459 ->>183105555 ->>183105488 ->>183105515 ->>183105525 -was i the only one who thought that was Roman being nice to a woman his dad liked? he's clearly the most sentimental and loving outwardly towards their father out of the kids, it felt like he was just trying to protect her, e.g. as you would a former pet of a deceased loved one ---- 183110299 ->>183109874 -Gerri's best quality is that she's authentic and truthful. of course it was her. she might end up at the helm of whatever is left of Waystar when the wars end, because she's the one everyone trusts. ---- 183110360 -Shiv makes me genuinely uncomfortable when she's on the screen for more than a minute. - -She is so viscerally ugly. ---- 183110388 -Shiv makes me genuinely horny when she's on the screen for more than a minute. - -She is so viscerally sexy. ---- 183110511 ->>183104705 (OP) -its kendalls time ---- 183110582 ->>183107146 -Why didn’t they accidentally let it get flushed down the toilet? It would’ve been a funny joke. ---- 183110606 -I hope they all go become broke ---- 183110608 ->>183110360 ->>183110388 -Shiv makes me genuinely indifferent when she's on the screen for more than a minute. - -She is so viscerally mid. ---- 183110663 -They are gonna find something that makes Greg somehow relevant to the corporate structure and throw him at Parks to get him out of their hair. ---- 183110694 -how the fuck did Shiv get knocked up, when did she and Tom sleep? is it meant to be that moment from episode 1 where they're on the bed together? ---- 183110730 -The writers did a mockery out of our support for Greg. Gregbros, we must rewrite this story with AI... eventually. ---- 183110763 ->>183110694 -s3 ep 9 or 10, when Shiv sleeps with Tom to spite her mother for telling her she shouldn't have children ---- 183110831 ->>183110730 -Greg still has six episodes to rebound. Of course he'd be down at the start of the season. ---- 183110834 ->>183110694 -Amniocentesis is done at around 15 weeks gestation, so its been a few months, probably last season as >>183110763 says but we really dont know the time period between then and now so she coulda been railing niggers in the off season for all we know. ---- 183110849 ->>183107193 - -AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK THAT BITCH - -worst leach of the family ---- 183110883 -I guess money doesn't buy happiness. ---- 183110904 ->>183109802 - -He didn't fuck Gerri. He didn't really ever fuck anybody. He's basically an incel. ---- 183111054 ->>183109802 ->implying you wouldn’t fuck Gerri ---- 183111108 ->>183108960 -I noticed that too. That, “Nah, pal, nah,” was so natural it made me realize Ken had never been completely genuine throughout the whole series. ---- 183111117 ->>183105811 -No no you liked getting in the cage, you asked for it ---- 183111170 ->>183109868 -mygod succession writing staff could make an absolute killing with this ---- 183111187 ->>183109700 -Remind me what that ripped page was from again. ---- 183111197 ->>183107543 ---- 183111219 ->>183111187 -pilot, Kendall is supposed to step up as CEO and it's already circulating in the media. this scene is after Logan tells Ken he's staying on and Ken has a temper tantrum in the bathroom ---- 183111239 ->>183108168 -It's tomcats you fucking greglet ---- 183111245 ->>183109874 -Frank blocked them, he's the most stand-up out of all of them ---- 183111247 -fresh thread ->>183111228 → ->>183111228 → ->>183111228 → ---- 183111289 ->>183109656 ->Tom becomes a cia asset working inside ATN -he's just here to serve ---- 183111312 ->>183109868 ->Stewy and Tom literally hot on this bitch's broken heels -Pottery ---- 183111324 ->>183110299 -Nigga you're retarded, she's a stone cold bitch that played a pervert like Roman, she tried to emotionally blackmail him but she overplayed her hand and got fucked out of the interim position -Frank is the most genuine out of all of them and the most thrustworthy ---- 183111352 ->>183110299 -Nigga are you high, she's a cunt. The only reason she can never go all the way is cuz she lacks confidence - ->>183110360 -Agreed. Demonic almost. - ->>183111245 -This, frank is the only one that has a shred of decency in trying times ---- 183111460 ->>183111324 ->Frank is the most genuine out of all of them and the most thrustworthy -this, feels like he genuinely cares for ken ---- 183111518 ->>183111324 -Frank doesn't even respect himself. he returned after being fired, and stuck around even though Logan was constantly humiliating him. -Gerri is a stone cold bitch, but she is also authentic. what she did to Roman shows her authenticity. she's smart enough to know having his support would help her case, but he was a cunt to her earlier, so she made her feelings clear when he asked for emotional support, instead of playing safe. ---- 183111971 ->>183107543 -what was logan's line to kendall that had killer in it and was also a jab at kendall's drug addiction? remember how it cracked me up back when I heard it ---- 183112294 ->>183109802 -i could see it diff --git a/tv/183104827.txt b/tv/183104827.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 872664f3e06ed2c7b442bf19b47127834db89de3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183104827.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,930 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183104827 -I’ve been on an anime kick recently and I’m looking for new “classics” to try -I’ve seen: -Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - 10/10 loved it -Cowboy Bebop - 10/10 amazing experience, great music -Neon Genesis Evangelion 8.5/10 - first 20 episodes were absolutely perfect and amazing but the ending is very confusing but I enjoyed it thoroughly. Without the weird ending I would’ve rated it 10/10(and yes I saw the movie). - -What else should I watch? I prefer less Japanese and older anime ---- 183104864 ->>183104827 (OP) -There's a whole board for this anon. -But anyway Boku no Pico. ---- 183104871 ->>183104827 (OP) ---- 183104883 ->>183104864 -Seconded. Boku no Pico ---- 183104890 ->>183104827 (OP) -sexual relations with asuka ---- 183104936 ->>183104827 (OP) -Akira -Ghost in the shell -Berserk -Full metal alchemist -Knights of sidonia -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51LMOJu9lwc [Embed] ---- 183104948 ->>183104827 (OP) -Fuck the "classics" -Your taste is shit. -Watch Madoka Magika so at least you won't look like a total faggot. ---- 183105013 ->>183104936 -I watched the ghost in the shell movie… I think i got the point of it but didn’t really enjoy it much -Might try Full Metal Alchemist next though! ->>183104864 ->>183104883 -Didn’t realize that sorry. I looked up Boku no Pico and I do not thank I’ll be watching that LOL. ---- 183105067 -Do watch the Evangelion Rebuild movies. ---- 183105091 ->>183104827 (OP) -Unquestionable Classics -Deathnote -Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood -Hunter X Hunter - -Not finished but maybe Classics -Re:Zero -Attack on Titan -Kaguya-sama: Love Is War ---- 183105107 ->>183105091 -Either you're an idiot or I'm old. ---- 183105161 ->>183105107 -You're old. -But if you're only talking about the "Not finished but maybe Classics" I put it there because OP mentioned Cyberpunk, and that came out this year. ---- 183105268 ->>183104827 (OP) -Ninja Scroll -Legend of The Galactic Heroes -Berserk (1997) -Outlaw Star -Vampire Hunter D and the sequel Bloodlust -Robot Carnival -Inuyasha -Death Frenzy -Macross Plus -Arion -Tenchi Muyo -Iria Zeiram -Battle Angel (Gunnm) ---- 183105289 -Boku no Pico. ---- 183105315 ->>183104948 -Moe shit is for faggot ---- 183105335 -Baccano! ---- 183105368 ->>183104827 (OP) -Perfect Blue -Lain -Paranoia Agent -Millenium Actress -Every Miyazaki except the last one (boring) -Attack on Titan ---- 183105432 ->>183104827 (OP) ->Cyberpunk classics: -Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Serial Experiments Lain, Psycho-Pass. - ->Isekai: -.hack//SiGN, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!. - ->scifi -Knighs of Sidonia, Space Dandy. - ->comedy -NHK ni Youkoso! , Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru. - ->drama -Your lie in April, Bakemonogatari. - ->anime -Kill la Kill, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. ---- 183105440 -Record of Lodoss War -Trigun (1998) -Bastard!! OVA -Samurai Champloo -Mushishi -Paranoia Agent -S-Cry-Ed -Big O -Highschool of the Dead ---- 183105451 -Texhnolyze if you like cyborgs, dark ambience, and the entire death of the human race ---- 183105503 ->>183104827 (OP) -Video Girl AI -gigakino ---- 183105508 ->>183105161 ->Cyberpunk -Instantly identifying yourself as someone with terrible taste. -It's barely even anime it's so Americanized. It's a Netflix show. -Didn't even make it into the top ten that season and yet there's always some faggot who thinks it belongs in every discussion of anime. -In fact it wasn't even the highest rated Netflix anime that season which was Bastard which was a thousand time better. ---- 183105531 ->>183105440 ->Bastard!! OVA -The remake is unironically better if you've never seen either. ---- 183105560 ->Classic -Basically anything that aired on this ---- 183105563 -Jin-Roh -Street Fighter 2 ---- 183105566 ->>183105289 ->>183105315 -Samefag ---- 183105589 ->>183104827 (OP) ->Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - 10/10 loved it -lol, lmao even -at this point, just watch yu-gi-oh ---- 183105606 -I'm assuming youre NOT retarded and have seen End of Evangelion. Give it a few months and watch them again with more knowledge of the show. You'll actually enjoy it more the second time around. I also recommend watching it in a weird order, -Basically watch up until the last two episodes of the show, but don't watch those last two. Then, start EoE and get to the part right after they spill the coffee. After Shinji screams and says "is it okay for me to be here?". Then PAUSE. Go watch the last two episodes, then finish the movie. It's a little janky, but feels cool - -Also if youre into slice of life comedy and drama watch Clannad before you get too old (and Clannad AS, obviously) -Deathnote is also pretty good, I guess you can consider that classic -Other than that, idk I don't watch anime ---- 183105622 ->>183104827 (OP) -What you want to do OP is go to anime_planet.com and click "anime season charts" in the "anime" drop down menu. Picrel. - -Then just pick something you think looks good, watch it, if you like it come here and tell us and maybe we liked it too. If you don't like it pic another one. ---- 183105637 ->>183105508 ->Instantly identifying yourself as someone with terrible taste. - -You moron its the OP you said he loved Cyberpunk not me - ->It's barely even anime it's so Americanized. It's a Netflix show - -Fucking Triger made it with Polish game dev CD Projekt. - ->Didn't even make it into the top ten that season -It won best Anime of the year at CR so enough people think otherwise. ---- 183105649 ->>183105606 ->It's a little janky, but feels cool -I wonder why there isn't a fan-edit out there? Just trim the episodes a little bit, so there isn't overlap with them and EoE. ---- 183105652 ->>183105606 -Evafags, 30 years and you're still broken records. -It wasn't that good. It was edgy and cool at the time, but not worth obsessing over for 30 years. ---- 183105669 ->>183104827 (OP) ->Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - 10/10 loved it -You have terrible taste. I'm not going to recommend good anime to you. ---- 183105696 -Forget everything else in this thread and watch these OP: ->Adachi and Shimamura ->Bloom Into You ->Yuru Yuri ->Cardcaptor Sakura ->Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha ->Teasing Master Takagi-san ->Azumanga Daioh ->ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister! ->Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid ---- 183105715 ->>183105637 ->Fucking Triger made it -American ->Polish game dev CD Projekt -Red. And they're the same people who let themselves get cucked by Netflix with The Witcher. ->It won best Anime of the year at CR -CR thought High Guardian Spice was anime. -They are blue checkmark central these days, whatever they say the opposite is probably true. ---- 183105734 ->>183105652 ->It wasn't that good. -That's what SHE said! ---- 183105767 ->>183104827 (OP) -Abenobashi ---- 183105768 ->>183105715 ->Anon thinks Studio Trigger is American -I think you maybe retarded. ---- 183105788 ->>183105669 -Honestly, after seeing Bebop and Evangelion I think cyberpunk is less good. Hard to criticize the show as a big fan of cyberpunk 2077 and it being the first anime I’ve watched in a long long time. I loved and cried over that show. ---- 183105798 ->>183105734 -Seriously, I was a teenager when the english dub came out in the 90s, and blew my load over it. But it's SOOOOOOOOO not worth the importance you fags are putting on it. -It blew us away because up until that point the cartoons we were used to were The Simpsons and DBZ, so yeah you get your mind blown when the giant flesh machine summons God. - -But the average episode of Demon Slayer beats the best episode of Eva pretty easily. ---- 183105816 ->>183105768 -No you ESL retard, I was finishing your sentence. -Trigger made it American -Polish game developer CD Projekt Red. ---- 183105822 ->>183104890 -creampie sex with drunk Misato ---- 183105832 ->>183105767 -fucking cowboy fucking cowgirl how the fuck are you doing ---- 183105841 ->>183104827 (OP) -Watch some good cyberpunk instead of that netflix trash anon, holy shit. ->Cyber City Oedo 808 ->Armitage III ->Bubblegum Crisis (the original 8 episode OVA, not BGC 2040) ->AD Police ->Dominion Tank Police ->Geno Cyber ->Appleseed ->Ghost in the Shell - -and some other good aneems ->Area 88 ->Armored Trooper Votoms ->Slayers ->Record of Lodoss War ->City Hunter ->Gunsmith Cats (there's only 3 episodes you have no fucking excuse also read the manga) ->Gunbuster ->Golden Boy ->Akagi ->Mad Bull 34 ->Boku no Picono seriously faggot ->Berserk (the original series) ->Ninja Scroll ->Birdy the Mighty ---- 183105842 ->>183105788 -Seriously, Madoka Magika. -I remember being you, and Madoka Magika will change your life. ---- 183105878 ->>183105816 ->Trigger made it American -Tell me Anon is Avatar:The Last Airbender anime? ---- 183105885 ->>183105878 -No. -It's pretty good though. ---- 183105889 ->>183104827 (OP) -Question OP -When you watched Evangelion was it the Sub, original Dub or the DOGSHIT Netflix Dub? ---- 183105896 ->>183105798 ->Demon Slayer -And you think this will be revered 30 years from now? - -Admit it: you are a teenager NOW! ---- 183105902 ->>183105508 ->It's barely even anime it's so Americanized -you say this on the board that discusses western-style anime / seinen -on the board for western tv shows -wow I wonder if anons on /tv/ will like a western-feeling animated show ---- 183105920 ->>183105896 -No what I'm saying is Eva should not be revered 30 years later. -It doesn't deserve it. ---- 183105924 ->>183104827 (OP) ->Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - 10/10 loved it -you are unsalvageable ---- 183105930 ->>183105902 ->wow I wonder if anons on /tv/ will like a Netflix show -Your newfag is showing. ---- 183105932 ->>183105842 ->and Madoka Magika will change your life -uhh -in what way? ---- 183105934 ->>183105920 -And yet - it IS. Because it DOES! - -Stupid little zoom zoom. ---- 183105962 ->>183105932 -In the way that you will feel things you didn't know you didn't know you could feel. -It starts off and you think "oh cool, it's like the magical girl shows I used to watch as a kid" -You don't think that by the end. -But I don't want to spoil it for you. It's a ride. ---- 183105974 ->>183105885 ->Avatar pretty good though. -Agree - ->Trigger made it American -What do you mean? Trigger are Japanese and they made it. If art style what matter then Avatar would be Anime. ---- 183106001 -Well since this is /tv/ I'd recommend War in the Pocket. -You do not need any familiarity with Gundam to understand it and it's basically a long movie released as 6 episodes. - -It's about a naive boy who still sees war through the eyes of a nerdy child and a young pilot "flying" for the (Not)Nazis on the brink of their defeat. - -It's good for /tv/ because its rookie director was a big fan of classic Hollywood war films. That influence makes it really easy to understand as a regular westerner, not a lot of cultural baggage to sort through. ---- 183106002 ->>183105934 -Only by you retards, who clearly weren't there back in the day, who think "new = bad" applies to anime the same way it does to hollywood movies. - -Anime is way better today. That's why Demon Slayer doesn't get as much fanfare as Eva. The standards are now so high that it only earns "pretty good". ---- 183106028 ->>183105974 -Look at the characters and the story and the wokisms all through it, Netflix didn't make an anime, Trigger made a Netflix show. ---- 183106064 ->>183105889 -Netflix dub -I watched it on 9anime -When watching the tv show it was Netflix dub and no problems from what I can tell, then movie was old dub and DOGSHIT I HATED IT. So I bought $15 Netflix dub on YouTube. ---- 183106068 ->>183106002 ->Anime is way better today ---- 183106079 ->>183106002 -Demon Slayer sucks because ufotable sucks. -Enjoy your unfinished drawings hidden behind cgi vfx passes as the camera flies about breaking every century old rule about panning at 24fps. ---- 183106082 ->>183104827 (OP) -Last two episodes of Evangelion are the BEST two episodes. ---- 183106090 ->>183106002 ->Anime is way better today. That's why Demon Slayer doesn't get as much fanfare as Eva. -LOL - -Not only are you retarded, but you just can't argue with facts. And the fact is, NGE is still very highly regarded, not to mention how much of an inpact it had on anime, as a medium. - -So, stay seething with babbys first anime, or something. Doesn't matter one bit in this discussion. ---- 183106101 ->>183106068 -Yeah I didn't stutter. -Anime is way better today than any medium has ever been. The variety, the depth of genre, the willingness to build conventions and then play with them. -Japan have been building the industry for 20 years now and it's paying off. It's literally impossible to be bored. ---- 183106124 ->>183104827 (OP) -A better question would be to ask yourself what genres you prefer. From your list is sounds like you enjoy edgy or serious stuff with depressing endings (or perhaps these were recommended to you by someone else you know when you asked for "good" anime, as sad-ending anime tend to be more vividly remembered as "good" due to their strong emotional impact), so you may enjoy Gurren Lagann, Devilman Crybaby, and Death Note. - -Just keep in mind that anime is a medium that contains all genres, including many you'd never find in western entertainment, so whatever you want it's probably out there. Anime is also full of variations on a theme, so if you find one genre you really like, chances are there are a ton of similar shows of varying quality on that theme, fantasy adventure isekai being perhaps the most (in)famous example. - -Like, right now my favorite anime is called Restaurant to Another World, and it's just a comfy slice of life show about a guy who runs a restaurant in japan that has a magic door that opens to a fantasy world every Saturday, and the show is about the different meals he cooks for the different guests who stumble across one of these magic doors in their own world that lead to the restaurant. ---- 183106141 ->>183106079 ->Enjoy your blah blah blah -Will do. - ->>183106090 -> NGE is still very highly regarded -Only by you evafags who've watched a grand total of 10 animes your entire life. -You're worse than Harry Potter fags, get a new thing already. ---- 183106159 ->>183106141 ->new anime good ->here's why this specific anime is bad ->blah blah blah I'm not listening OLD BAD -Thanks for playing. ---- 183106185 -Enjoy what you want anon. I was born mid 80's in France, we got anime on TV since the begining of the 90's, it was even more popular than american cartoons here, and still I liked Cyberpunk too recently. Fuck those zoomillenials who seethe at everything that isn't 100% yellow. ---- 183106214 ->>183106141 ->a grand total of 10 animes your entire life -According to MAL I've finished 98 animes, but whatever. You are just digging yourself ever deeper in your retard hole. - -Look, if you enjoy Demon Shitter, then that's your thing. But comparing it to NGE is simply fucking ridiculous. ---- 183106217 ->>183106028 ->character and story -The character design isn't some American style that I know of. And I agree the story is has a western style but that don't mean it isn't anime. ->Woke -I hate wokisms. Its a blight on society. I used to think burning books was barbaric but now I'm not so sure thanks to woke. - -Cyberpunk is not woke. The most you could say would be the criticism of Laissez-faire capitalism but woke don't have a monopoly on that. ---- 183106229 ->>183106159 -I didn't say it was bad. I said it's not good enough to justify you idiots jerking off over it 30 years later as if it's the measure of all anime. -If it came out today you wouldn't even hate on it endlessly, you wouldn't even know it exists. It would be like Darling in the Franxx, a flash in the pan that most people didn't even watch. - -Zero Two clearly superior to your waifu btw. ---- 183106254 ->>183106124 -I think I do enjoy depressing endings, but that’s all I’ve seen so not completely sure! My friend suggested One Punch Man as a light hearted anime to break up the deep and depressing ones I’ve been watching recently. - -Honestly I’m not much a tv person but lately anime has really been compelling to me! Not sure why, I struggle to find reasons why anime shows are so different than normal ones. - -I saw Death Note when I was younger, i remember the major plot points but I think eventually I will rewatch it, hopefully I won’t remember enough to enjoy it still. I will look into your other suggestions. - -+ thanks to everyone for all the other suggestions! I’ve added a few to my watch later list ->>183106214 -For some reason I also avoid demon slayer. Something about the animation from clips my friends have shown me is a major turn off. I always say it’s just too Japanese but I’m not sure really why, it just doesn’t sit well with me. I’m sure it’s good though, it’s very popular. ---- 183106283 ->>183105335 -I'll second this. ---- 183106291 ->>183106229 -You aren't armed to understand what makes anything good in the first place. ---- 183106304 ->>183106217 ->The character design isn't some American style that I know of. -The MC is Mexican. -When was the last time you saw an anime with an MC that wasn't either Japanese or from a completely fantasy country in a completely fantasy setting. - -There's BMWF relationships, strong empowered wammin, trump allegories, and that's the first episode, I didn't watch the rest because that was enough to confirm I was in fact watching Netflix and not Anime. ---- 183106370 ->>183106254 -Demon Slayer is kind of advanced mode anime. -I avoided it for ages too, and I'm glad I did because you really have to get sick of the same old isekai shit to appreciate what it's bringing to the table. You have to know the conventional stuff to appreciate the unconventional stuff. ---- 183106380 ->>183106283 ->>183105335 -Baccano! is good shit. ---- 183106384 ->>183106254 ->demon slayer is very popular -True, but so are Marvel movies, which doesn't mean much in my book. - -Creating anime is much cheaper nowadays, than what it used to be, so there's like a couple hundred new shows coming out each year. But they are all so bland cookie cutter shit, that I seriously don't understand, why studios don't take more risks? Do they all just strive to be "passable enough", with the odd FOTM hits left up for chance? It boggles my mind. ---- 183106420 ->>183106384 ->I hate capeshit but love NGE -I'd say you're the most pretentious poser on the planet, but you're a dime a dozen these days. -Basically just a normie, you've probably got a job. ---- 183106454 ->>183106254 ->I struggle to find reasons why anime shows are so different than normal ones. -these days it's because they're produced by a culturally and ethnically homogenous society, and as a result they can be about the show itself instead of trying to hamfist californian politics (diversity, pro-immigration, racemixing, lgbt agenda, etc) into everything. ---- 183106457 ->>183106420 -Nothing personnel, kid. But taste can't be bought. We can't help you. ---- 183106466 ->>183106384 -Good point. Marvel movies are OK to watch, besides the occasional actually good one! I might give Demon Slayer a try at some point, it’s pretty short. I just require more than pretty animation to enjoy a show. - - -Also question—if I don’t close this tab on my phone I can access this post still after it’s archived, right? I’d like to reference all the awesome suggestions you guys have given me at a later date. Sadly I can’t respond to everyone but I appreciate all the suggestions and I am adding most of them to my 9anime list. ---- 183106473 ->>183106457 -Sure it can. But nobody is buying yours. ---- 183106479 ->>183104827 (OP) - -Follow Cowboy Bebop with Samurai Champloo and then Space Dandy. All by the same guy, not as good as Bebop (Samurai Champlo comes very close for me) but great watches. - -Gurren Lagann if you are curious to watch what would happen if Evangelion was written on cocaine instead of antidepressants. Probably the most fun I've ever had watching anime. - -FLCL for a short but crazy ride about sexual awakenings and the awkwardness of being a teenager. - -Welcome to the NHK for a comedy/drama that gets too real about a hikikomori in Japan. - -Ping Pong the Animation for a short drama about ping pong players who are going through issues. The karaoke scene alone is worth the watch. - -Finally, watch Attack on Titan for something very popular that it's really fun and engaging to watch, also it's ending on Autumn so maybe you can schedule the viewing accordingly so you can finish it at the same time as everyone. ---- 183106502 ->>183106454 -That’s a great point. I feel like even lighthearted action shows like The Mandalorian these days have me saying “ugh” over the obvious cultural and political plot decisions. It’s really irritating, but anime—especially old anime—has NONE of that. ---- 183106507 ->>183106479 ->Welcome to the NHK -NTA but that has been on my list for so long, It's going on next. -I still haven't watched My Hero Academia. ---- 183106553 ->>183106502 ->especially old anime -New anime has none either. -In fact the closest they get is laughing at the idea they should. -There's a scene in Dairy of a Slime where the MC finds another reincarnated Japanese guy and they bond over their love of manga. And the younger guy asks if he wants to be caught up on politics, and they both laugh because the idea they would even care is understood to be absurd. ---- 183106557 ->>183106473 ->nobody is buying -There's more merch of NGE than you could ever buy, even if you were rich. So try again, kiddo. - ->>183106466 ->close this tab on my phone -Eww... -But yeah, 4chan keeps this thread for a week or two, unless it gets deleted. After that, you could search if from different archives, like: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/183104827/ ---- 183106588 ->>183106557 ->There's more merch of NGE than you could ever buy, -I'm sure you'll give it a shot. Gotta make sure everyone knows that you like Eva and hate Marvel. Otherwise what's the point right? ---- 183106606 ->>183106588 -What can we take away from this discussion, then? That Demon Shitters love Marvel movies, too? Oh, how fitting, I guess... ---- 183106650 ->>183106304 ->When was the last time you saw an anime with an MC that wasn't either Japanese or from a completely fantasy country in a completely fantasy setting. - -Hellsing. There not allot off the top of my head but the Japs can do as they please. - ->There's BMWF relationships -If you view it as a bad thing, you could see as one of the reason their city turned into a nightmare. ->strong empowered wammin -Anime has lots of those and unlike Woke crap they usual while written with weakness just like Lucy -> trump allegories, -I don't remember that - ->I was in fact watching Netflix and not Anime. -The sad thing is there no magic protection that means Japan will be free form woke forever. I pray it never happens but if it does the woke trash anime they make will still be anime. ---- 183106684 -anybody watched full metal alchemist? I would normally ask on /a/ but those fags are too elitist ---- 183106698 ->>183106553 -Diary of a Slime is a “slice of life” anime right? I was under the impression that I should avoid all slice of life. Or is that ignorant? ->>183106479 -Thanks! I will add Samurai Champloo to my watchlist. Also Gurren Lagann, I saw one or two others suggest that. The mecha genre has me very intrigued. - -Attack on Titan and Full Metal Alchemist had me under the impression that I should save them for later because of how good they are. I was told, “they’re so good that after I watch them all others will seem poor in comparison.” ---- 183106702 ->>183106606 -No what we can take away from this conversation is that, on an anonymous imageboard mind you, you're more concerned with what other people will think about your taste, than actually finding shit you enjoy. -Aside from the irony of, again, being anonymous while also being pretentious, that sounds like a truly horrible way to live. You've missed out on so much joy that you could have had wasting your energy liking "the right things" instead of just doing your own thing. - -Capeshit enjoyers and weebs don't care that you sneer at them, they've got capeshit to enjoy and anime to obsess over and you are just not worth a given fuck. They are happy. You are miserable. They win. ---- 183106741 ->>183106684 -Yeah -What about it? -It's pretty good. ---- 183106745 ->>183106698 ->iary of a Slime is a “slice of life” anime right? -Nope. It's an isekai. It's subgenre is civ builder isekai which is basically Japanese polsci student get's trucked to another world where through some sort of crazy random happenstance becomes ruler of a kingdom which he does using his knowledge of modern economics. Also he gets a harem. ---- 183106758 ->>183106304 -MC is Mexican but has 0 Mexican qualities -BMWF relationship? Maybe Maine and Dorio but I’m not entirely certain Maine is black and he’s badass and a good father figure(actually debatable long term, but he’s there for him) for the MC. -Idk of any strong empowered women, not to radical feminism standards that is. -I suggest finishing the show! I enjoyed it very much and it turned me from an anime hater to an anime enjoyer, which says something I think. ---- 183106772 ->>183106507 - -Watch it, it's really good. Don't expect anything crazy by anime standards. It's a drama about a guy who's heavily depressed and a girl who's trying to help him. - -Also I only watch animes that are finished or about to finish since I don't want to watch 10 years like AoT fans so even though My Hero Academia looks good I'm not going to watch it for now. ---- 183106784 ->>183106758 -Well if it got you to turn your back on the garbage water distillery that is western media for a while, then it's not all bad. -But it's got nothing I want, and you're not in a position to offer recs. ---- 183106839 -Samurai Champloo -Ping Pong -Tatami Galaxy -Katanagatari -Turn A Gundam ---- 183106840 ->>183106772 -I just remember this meme, which I made having never seen the anime, and thinking I should probably check it out being that I'm a shut in myself. ---- 183106850 ->>183106702 ->pretentious -There's that word again. Are you even sure you know what it means? Because liking shit is liking shit. And if that is your thing, by all means, keep liking shit. There's plenty of it out there! - -But don't come here and try to argue that your flavour of the month anime is somehow better than a timeless classic like NGE. Because THAT will definitely make you sound pretentious, contrarian, and just plain stupid. ---- 183106918 ->>183106850 ->Are you even sure you know what it means? -Yes, it means you are pretending to be someone you are not. You have adopted the "taste" you think will earn you respect from your peers, but in reality your peers: -1. Don't give a fuck -2. Can see right through you -3. Would like you better if you just calmed down. - -You don't have to like or dislike anything, fuck the popular kids, they're all miserable too. Real men don't give a fuck what other people think, that's why real men don't wipe their arse. You, on the other hand, are an arse wiper. ---- 183106953 ->>183106850 -NGE isn't a timeless classic. Only faggots like digibro, and the retards who watched anime while faggots like digibro were considered cool, care about eve. 30+ dudes who unironically wanna be the little girl and spend all their time engaging in motivated reasoning to justify their psychosis, who are equally capable of orienting that same capacity for motivated reasoning towards pretending like NGE wasn't shit. ---- 183106956 -you remind me of myself and any normal person who get into anime as an adult, so as people recommended samurai champloo, ping pong, death note are great. there are two versions of full metal alchemist, as most people I watched only the second version (brotherhood) and you should avoid it, also even though I see you generally do follow this guidelines I will mention that some good iron rules are to avoid animes with females as the protagonists, moeshit, comedies or just childlish cringe humour that most animes especially shonens have (like full metal alchemist brotherhood for example), also avoid /a/ ---- 183107008 ->>183106918 ->you are pretending to be someone you are not -Literally all a projection in your head. While you ARE pretending current anime is better than the classics. Get a grip, kid. - ->>183106953 ->NGE isn't a timeless classic. -30 years isn't enough to prove it to you? See you again in 2050 maybe? ---- 183107050 ->>183106918 ->if you don't like to eat shit like I do it's because you're Holden Caulfield -The only person coping with their poor self esteem is (You). -Just deal with the fact people earnestly (that's real English for unpretentiously) dislike what you like. Your ego can survive it. ->>183106953 -NGE is still the single most well regarded anime among Nip millennials. There's a 10,000 person poll from 2019. -It's normalcore. You can shit on it for being normalcore. You can't shit on it for being a few western ecelebs propping it up. ---- 183107058 ->>183107008 -If you haven't gotten over this BPD you've got by 2050 then you'll have either an herod or been locked up. -That said, I reckon you'll be replaced by another evafag, just as you replaced the guy before you when he got over it. ---- 183107068 ->>183106840 - -You should really watch it then. - -I'm not a shut in (not a normie but I have an OK social life, no girls tho) and the anime hurt sometimes so it could be potentially life changing for you. The main character is really well written. - -Rooting for you anon. ---- 183107073 ->>183107058 -You sound troubled. Seek help. ---- 183107085 ->>183106698 -reincarnated as a slime is an isekai with an OP protag and a heavy emphasis on world and empire building. there is a 12 episode slice of life spinoff called slime diaries about the character's daily life though. personally it's one of my favorite isekais. it's kind of like a more lighthearted, less violent Overlord (another of my favs), not that Overlord takes itself extremely seriously to begin with. ---- 183107103 ->>183107008 ->30 years isn't enough to prove it to you? -30 years of what, dipshit? the exact same people thinking it's good. you think generations last a year or something? NGE is the same shit as star wars. only people who like it are 30+ year olds who watched it as kids and thought it was super awesome back then. - ->>183107050 ->millennials -exactly ---- 183107143 ->>183106254 -For some reason I think you'd like Fate/Zero. ---- 183107154 ->>183104827 (OP) ->Anno Domini 2023 ->Plebs STILL get filtered by the Evangelion ending ---- 183107158 ->>183107050 ->Just deal with the fact people earnestly (that's real English for unpretentiously) dislike what you like. Your ego can survive it. -Yeah nigger, I achieved this when I was a 16 and wore a trenchcoat to school. -I don't care. It doesn't affect me. -And the shit I like is popular af. I can basically look at something for the first time and if my reaction is "hmm that could be cool" that's $10billion dollars on that company's stock price. THAT'S taste. - -You on the other hand will waste your life trying to impress the trendy wankers who try to impress the industry insiders who try to impress the high powered executives who try to impress me. ---- 183107166 ->>183107085 -slime is about as much about empire building as masturbating is about sex - -he literally just beats people and soulbinds them to his will. my headcanon is that the monsters only act civilized because they're acting the way their master expects of them. though I stopped caring after he started mass-murdering people, it got a little too psychopathic for me. ---- 183107175 ->>183107068 ->it could be potentially life changing for you. -Then I'm not watching it. I'll leave my basement when they wheel my corpse to the morgue. ---- 183107197 ->>183107103 ->NGE is the same shit as star wars. -And Star Wars is also beloved. What are you even trying to say here? - -I'm sorry your starter animes and Marvel movies won't stand the test of time, but it honestly isn't a reason to get so upset about. Just relax, kiddo. ---- 183107208 ->>183104827 (OP) -Outlaw Star is the one and only anime you ever need to see ---- 183107226 ->>183107143 -I really don't think Fate/Zero works unless you know Fate/stay night. -And knowing Fate/Stay night is a big time investment. ->>183107158 -The only one extremely concerned with what other people think and crying bitch tears about how they're all phonies is still (You). ---- 183107243 ->>183107226 -If you say so champ. ---- 183107329 ->>183107197 ->And Star Wars is also beloved. What are you even trying to say here? -The point is that it ISN'T beloved, you dumbass. You think people still watch the OST? They don't. More people probably watch the prequels, and only for the meme material because it's so heckin' reddit and shit. Same retards who both went to go see the recent flicks then also immediately went to go complain about how shit they were, only to then go see the next one and complain about how shit that one as well, and also to see the next one then complain about how shit that one was... you think this is a sane audience, of rational people, judging media on its quality? It's the fucking definition of nostalgiafaggotry. Nobody likes star wars, but they used to like it so go watch the movies because they are star wars. Mindless drones. -Look at all the fancontent being created for star wars, or stuff like interviews with the actors. You're lucky if you get a few hundred k views on full cast interviews. Then you look at something like Stranger Things, and those cast interviews get tens of millions. That's how an ACTUALLY "beloved" property is treated. Stranger Things plays some obscure song from an album before the audience was born, and it shoots to the top of every playlist that carries it. Star Wars does literally anything and fucking nobody gives a shit, they can't even sell any toys (except for "baby yoda" to insane childless millennial women). - -These are dead properties coasting by attention from millennials that were exposed to them as kids. ---- 183107330 ->>183107175 - -Holy shit I wasn't expecting that answer and it made me laugh. Alright anon, life is meaningless and stupid anyways so it doesn't matter which way you live it as long as you enjoy yourself. If you are happy I'm happy for you. - -Godspeed. ---- 183107334 ->>183107243 ->I'm so over it and above it all ->keeps furiously replying as soon as autorefresh shows him a post -You clearly care an unhealthy amount what other people think of you when you're doing unsuccessful perception management on an anonymous Tibetan Sand Mandala forum. -Keep projecting. ---- 183107351 ->>183107226 -Fate/Zero is allot of peoples starting point to Fate. me and 2 of my friends included. I worked for us because its a prequal you don't need to know anything of Stay Night. Watching UBW did retroactively make the ending of zero better however. ---- 183107372 ->>183106956 ->avoid animes with females as the protagonists -I would say that's very contextual. There are plenty of female protag shows I enjoyed as someone who doesn't particularly care for moe -Kill la Kill -Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid -Himouto Umaru-chan (the first season was comfy semi-moe comedy before it devolved into full on moe later on) -Kono Healer -Monster Musume (technically harem but the girls are very much the stars of the show more so than the guy -Reincarnated as a Sword (His entire purpose for being becomes to protec the female protag) -Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle ---- 183107381 ->>183107208 -Outlaw Star has more character moments than even some of the best live-action shows in history. -> best bros gene and jim -> characters routinely communicate non-verbally so you actually have to watch it -> moments like jim laughing nervously when they might get blown up because it's a character thing, never happens again but it added so much depth to a bottle episode -> gene working on the ship while at the point of death because they gotta fucking leave -> finally leaving sentinel III is where gene finally says, "Goodbye Hilda." -It's not just one of the best animes but where the characters felt like real people accompanied by larger than life characters. Most people prolly would get filtered by moments or plots that are too anime for them though, shame. ---- 183107406 ->>183107334 -Great stuff arse wiper. You sure showed me. ---- 183107460 ->>183107154 -nobody was filtered. they just didn't like it because it was bad. ---- 183107478 ->>183107329 ->You think people still watch the OST? -Uh, yes they do? How fucking young ARE you? Maybe TikTok is more to your speed, retard. - ->some obscure song from an album before the audience was born -If Kate Bush is """OBSCURE""" to you, then... I honestly don't know what to say. Just grow up and fuck off. ---- 183107496 ->>183107166 ->he started mass-murdering people -he only did it once, to awaken his true power, and it wasn't "people" it was an invading army trying to destroy his new kingdom. ---- 183107611 ->>183105649 -Be the change you wish to see in the world ---- 183107636 ->>183107166 ->slime is about as much about empire building as masturbating is about sex -The show is literally about him establishing the goblin village into a kingdom, incorporating new tribes into it, making alliances with the surrounding nations, fending off attacks from hostile nations, etc. It's a well-rounded show that does a good job at balancing his personal adventures with kingdom building, and I can't think of any other shows in the same vein that aren't full on hyper autistic three kingdoms/geopolitical milsim tier. ---- 183107653 -Yoshiaki Kawajiri has never made a bad anime - -prove me wrong ---- 183107692 ->>183105432 ->only one TTGL recommendation in this thread ---- 183107698 ->>183107351 -I know Fate's original creator is who lobbied ufotable to start their adaptations at Zero and not UBW. It was always supposed to be an entry point. -I just don't think it works. Kerry's story is extremely closely tied to the VNs themes about what makes a hero and I don't think his story hits home without that context. -Also in the case of Gil and particularly Kotomine I think Zero under characterizes them, presuming knowledge of the original. ---- 183107742 ->>183107611 ->Be the change you wish to see in the world -I've honestly thought about it. But if there's no easy way to distribute it (?) then it would just be like an intellectual challenge. - ->>183107692 ->only one TTGL recommendation -I count four. ---- 183107797 ->>183107478 ->Maybe TikTok is more to your speed ->If Kate Bush is """OBSCURE""" to you -yes she's obscure, that song is like 40 years old and the only reason people know it today is because of netflix retro zoomer show. holy shit go to bed grandpa lmao ---- 183107836 ->>183107698 -Your being a perfectionist. Zero is better with more Stay Night but it isn't necessary. And you can also go back and rewatch after. ---- 183107874 ->>183107636 -It's a shit show where all the problems and their solutions are superficial so the show can fulfill the self insert fantasy of its readers/watchers, that if they were whisked away to another world they'd be galaxy brained and successful too just like Rimaru. But nothing can be too tricky or else the readers might not have thought of that solution and so can no longer self insert and pat themselves on the back for being ever so clever. - -Imagined successes in contrast to reading escapist fiction on the internet. That's what Slime is about. ---- 183107938 ->>183107797 ->grandpa -So you finally admit you actually weren't teenager in 1996? - ->>183105798 ->I was a teenager when the english dub came out in the 90s ---- 183107945 ->>183107874 -you could have saved yourself a paragraph and simply said "I hate isekai" ---- 183107965 ->>183107938 -i'm not even the guy you're arguing with, but teenagers in 96 were listening to nirvana. teenagers in 86 were listening to kate bush, which would make you a fucking grandpa if that applies to you. ---- 183107967 ->>183107836 -"Release Order" in a meme here for a reason. -In short I'd say this is Zero's problem as an entry point: The Novels of Fate/Zero unequivocally assume and require you to be familiar with Fate/Stay Night. The anime adaptation tries but can't possibly totally erase that. ---- 183107988 ->>183107965 ->i'm not even the guy you're arguing with -Then don't fucking reply to me. (Also, Kate Bush still rules. Nirvana was just a fad.) ---- 183107994 ->>183107874 -Go play your 4X games and stop complaining about anime made for normal people, autismo. ---- 183107999 ->>183104827 (OP) ->filtered by the best episodes of NGE -kek ---- 183108015 ->>183107988 -Calm down, gramps. You know we worry about your heart when you get too excited. ---- 183108016 ->>183104827 (OP) -There is a containment board for tranime. Use it. >>>/a/ ---- 183108024 ->>183107999 -Nobody was filtered! They just didn't like it because it was bad!! ---- 183108035 ->>183107938 -Multiple people think you're stupid. ---- 183108061 ->>183107967 -I love UBW but as an anime Zero is better. I'm not sure OP would enjoy UBW enough to get to Zero. ---- 183108075 ->>183108015 -You are pathetic. First you lie, then you throw a hissyfit, and now you are larping pretentiously. - ->>183108035 -I feel sorry for both of you, then. ---- 183108099 ->>183104948 ->Watch Madoka Magika so at least you won't look like a total faggot. ->one of the worst and dumbest animes in history -Tell us, anon, why are you trying to make OP a true total faggot like yourself? ---- 183108140 ->>183108024 -He literally said he enjoyed the ending, but it confused him. Retard, don't ever reply to me again ---- 183108192 ->>183105962 -Retarded anon. Never watch Princess Tutu. -If you think that Madumbka is "good", "deep", "a ride"... You will literally kill yourself over the anime about a duck that does ballet. ---- 183108205 ->>183108061 -Yeah I never loved any of the adaptations except for Zero. That's half of why I conceded in my first post its hard to get into FSN, the other half is just going the "read the VN" entails reading something that's literally longer than the Bible. ---- 183108286 ->>183104827 (OP) ->cyberpunk is 10/10 -oh please, edgerunners was cool but all in all it was just some fotm anime. the game tackled the themes much better. ---- 183108350 ->>183108192 -Madoka is great. Rebellion kind of sucks. -Tutu is pretty good. Utena is art. -OP should check out Madoka. - -It's a rec thread anon not a "this is my favorite my taste is superior". OP choked on Eva's ending why would you suggest anything to them that's harder to work out than Eva's ending sermon except to jack yourself off? ---- 183108406 -Watch Perfect Blue, Akira, and Angel's Egg. The trifecta of perfect anime movies. ---- 183108701 ->GiTS ->Death Note ->Paranoia Agent ->Planetes ->Cowboy Bepop ->FLCL ->Fullmetal alchemist ->Elfen Lied ->Lain ->Black Lagoon ->Ergo proxy ->Hellsing ---- 183108764 ->>183104827 (OP) -Watch Mushoku Tensei -It's going to be a future classic so you can get in ahead of the curve -It also filters redditors and faggots hard, some of them will probably seethe at this very post ---- 183109526 ->>183105013 ->Didn’t realize that sorry. I looked up Boku no Pico and I do not thank I’ll be watching that LOL. -Is it your literal first day on the internet? Or are you a zoomer? Or both maybe? How the fuck did you fall for that? ---- 183109540 ->>183106840 -this is kaiji, not nhk ---- 183110793 ->>183109526 -He doesn't know about /a/. What do you expect? ---- 183111068 ->>183105508 ->>Cyberpunk ->Instantly identifying yourself as someone with terrible taste. ->It's barely even anime it's so Americanized. It's a Netflix show. -This. ---- 183111157 -REI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MISATO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHINJI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE PENGUIN >>>>>>>>>>>> SHINJI'S CUM IN HIS HANDS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ASUKA ---- 183111249 ->>183104827 (OP) -One Piece and Dragon Ball are the gold standard of shonen ---- 183112128 ->>183104827 (OP) -Darling in the FranXX ---- 183112167 ->>183104827 (OP) -try Redo of Healer, you'll love it ---- 183112234 ->>183108205 -Getting into Fate as an anime-only is suffering ->original Fate anime is terrible ->UBW is better but has practically no characterisation for Saber because it's the Archer/Rin arc ->Zero is good, but assumes you already have knowledge about Saber/Kerry and Gil/Kotomine from watching Fate ->Heaven's Feel assumes you know everything from the Fate/UBW/Zero arcs, also WORMS ->Apocrypha is okay as a stand-alone except for the fact they ran out of money so half the fight scenes look like they were finger-painted ->El Melloi's Case Files assume you've already seen Zero and know about Waver/Iskandar ->Camelot/Babylonia/Solomon assume you've played the entire first two years worth of FGO content also Camelot & Solomon aren't very good aside from a few scenes ->even Prisma Illya assumes you know Fate -At this point if you're not going to read the VNs you may as well just pick whichever one you think looks the coolest/has you're waifu and go from there, or suffer through the Deen anime if you really feel you need to. ---- 183112310 ->>183105268 -Second for Iria Zeiram ---- 183112426 ->>183104864 -fpbp -Boku no Pico ---- 183112478 ->>183104827 (OP) ->he watched the Netflix version of NGE diff --git a/tv/183105193.txt b/tv/183105193.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fdaf235cadc96a813ebc2e51a90e4ac104b2d51d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183105193.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,529 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183105193 -Why do movie/TV adaptations of Resident Evil never work? Should they just copy what TLOU did and copy every scene/line from the game? ---- 183105213 ->>183105193 (OP) -i want to gaze upon her anus ---- 183105219 ->>183105193 (OP) -I liked the movies ---- 183105236 -Because they aren't faithful ---- 183105237 ->>183105193 (OP) -if she’s wearing pantyhose the adaptation is working ---- 183105241 ->>183105193 (OP) -Was there a gay sex scene in the TLOU game? ---- 183105248 -i’ve been thinking about suicide a lot recently. i’ve bee thinking about the idea that i wasted my life here. looking at these stupid, pointless threads. about how i can’t leave, and don’t even really want to. life shouldn’t have turned out this way. it wasn’t supposed to be like this. ---- 183105263 ->>183105248 -Do you have any anime convention memories? ---- 183105279 -What are you even supposed to say to cute girls at anime conventions? ---- 183105286 ->>183105248 -Don't do it anon, think about it like you were in jail and now you are free ---- 183105302 ->>183105263 -i don’t do to those because i don’t watch anime and i don’t give a shit about resident evil. i picked a random thread because i have no one in my life to talk to about this. ---- 183105319 -You can't turn the RE games into a good show/movie because they don't really have enough going on for that. 90% of those games is running around looking for keys, solving puzzles and shooting/avoiding zombies. ---- 183105320 ->>183105193 (OP) -The story is fucking shit, that's why. TLOU is one of the best stories in gaming, RE is dumb (but the games are kino). There will NEVER be a good adaption because the source material is terrible from a narrative perspective ---- 183105415 ->>183105319 -Bullshit, thr original resident evil had more plot points and dofferent monsters than any horror movie ---- 183105437 ->>183105320 -What's dumb about it? The lack of gays? ---- 183105490 ->>183105248 ->>183105286 -are we really all in the same boat? - -trippy... or something ---- 183105518 ->>183105490 -I've been here two years before Trump and I'm still a khv neet, there's many like us out there but we need to keep going, aren't you at least interested in the future in a morbid way? ---- 183105536 -find me an agent and ill win every emmy -https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WRiGVzR7KnF_7wWGkD9zXmNMKXs3LUCd/view?usp=sharing ---- 183105541 ->>183105193 (OP) -Resident Evil 2 directed by James Cameron would be a surefire hit ---- 183105596 ->>183105319 -It would be pretty awesome if they did a faithful adaptation of running looking for keys, getting attacked by random shit like suits of armor, lava rooms or extensive mine complexes, or other wacky shit under buildings etc ---- 183105628 ->>183105596 -also main character dies from running out of ammo, because random zombie #577 mysteriously absorbs 11 bullets while most drop in less than 5 ---- 183105647 ->>183105596 ->>183105628 -Yes ---- 183105650 ->>183105263 ---- 183105671 -Just have Enji play all three main RE girls. Dub with a different voice actress for each. ---- 183105695 -all the resident evil movies and tv shows that i've seen were pretty fun ---- 183105708 ->>183105193 (OP) ->Why do movie/TV adaptations of Resident Evil never work? -Because the actual story of RE games are dumb as fuck. Think about it, how many variations are there of the T-virus, or G-virus are w at now? How many times have either Umbrella or Albert Wesker tried to take over the world or whatever? It's retarded. Gamers don't mind this as much, because great gameplay is what takes priority in videogames (as it should be). Like RE4 is great, but the story is absurd when you really think about it. ---- 183105727 ->>183105671 -with the sides of her face obscured to make it look longer, like on the left there, she really looks like a tranny ---- 183105743 -Wesker tried to fuck the world once. -But every other incident was the virus going wild due to hubris. ---- 183105759 ->>183105708 ->RE4 ->Spanish gibberish intensifies ---- 183105772 ->>183105708 -The stories in the games are stupid but if you tweak them and take them more seriously you could definitely do a faithful film adaptation. It would be generic but still competent. ---- 183105779 ->>183105708 ->Think about it, how many variations are there of the T-virus, or G-virus are w at now? -How many covid variants? -> How many times have either Umbrella or Albert Wesker tried to take over the world or whatever -1 ---- 183105799 ->>183105772 -What's stupid about the first 3? ---- 183105840 ->>183105772 -I don't think it needs to be serious. The existing movies and shows capture the dorkyness of resident evil series alright enough. Making it more serious would just make it more generic on boring zombie shit, but that's just my opinion ---- 183105874 ->>183105675 -Sienna is Arial compared to Enji's Garamond. ---- 183105892 ->>183105840 -I meant take it more seriously by treating it like a real story and not a parody. The original RE4 story was obviously a joke but the remake takes the story seriously while keeping its core. I think that’s how an adaptation should do it, a balance of horror and touches of humor ---- 183105921 ->>183105874 -It's Geneva for me. ---- 183105991 ->>183105193 (OP) ->Should they just copy every scene/line -Adaptations should stay true to the source material. If it warranted an adaptation then its most likely better than whatever a low paid diversity hire writer can write. If it diverts too much fans wont like it at all. So thats probably why most adaptations fail miserably. If its an action game with almost no story then fuck don't adapt it come on ->Monster hunter ->Doom ---- 183106033 ->>183105193 (OP) -MY COCK. HER ASS. NUFF SAID ---- 183106146 ->>183105991 ->true to source material -Main characters spend 2 hours playing tetris with objects that clearly dont fit in a briefcase, to get them to fit in the briefcase...but then the the briefcase is never shown on screen ---- 183106199 ->>183105727 ->really looks like a tranny -just join club 47% already ---- 183106236 ->>183105248 ->wasted my life ->life shouldn’t have turned out this way ->it wasn’t supposed to be like this - -You're talking as if you're on your deathbed or something. Are you even 30? Get a grip, faggot. Find something else to do. Suicide is just forfeiting the time you do have left. I bet you're not even ill or disabled. Go live your life, baka! This shithole shouldn't take more than 30 minutes of your day. ---- 183106350 ->>183105727 ->looks at attractive woman ->thinks of man -just admit you are gay ---- 183106426 ->>183105874 -nice ---- 183106464 ->Like TLOU did -You mean looking like Greta Thurnberg retarded cousin? ---- 183106488 ->>183106236 ->This shithole shouldn't take more than 30 minutes of your day. -Not him but I wish. I'm on here around 7 hours a day. ---- 183106591 ->>183105279 ->Thats a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? ---- 183106666 ->>183105193 (OP) ->Should they just copy what TLOU did -Less zombies more gay butt sex, gotcha ---- 183106713 ->>183105193 (OP) ->Why do movie/TV adaptations of Resident Evil never work? -The original movies worked fantastically. The reboots failed because they don't have Paul W.S. Anderson around. - -You saw the same thing with Mortal Kombat. Paul W.S. Anderson made the original, Annihilation flopped without him, then James Wan was brought in to make the soulless reboot, which flopped. James Wan was originally going to reboot Resident Evil, too, and his RE reboot would have flopped. - -The new RE movie is bringing Anderson back as a producer, so we might get another good RE movie again. ->>183105236 -You've got it backwards. The so-called "faithful" movies all flopped. ---- 183106728 ->>183105248 -Same. I'll kill myself before the end of this month using SN. There's no point in carrying on. I am so tired. ---- 183106760 ->>183105541 ->Resident Evil 2 directed by James Cameron would be a surefire hit -James Cameron is a fan of PWSA's Resident Evil, and it feels like he's been ripping off the cloning plotline from RE for his new Avatar movies. So yes, he'd be a good fit. They could swap franchises. PWSA would probably make the best Terminator movie, and JC would probably make the best Resident Evil movie. ---- 183106809 -Enji Night truly got by with having god tier genetics. It's legitimately so sad looking at those thighs below a completely flat flabby ass. ---- 183106812 ->>183105991 ->Adaptations should stay true to the source material. -Why? Most truly great adaptations, the kind of ones that stand the test of time, are not faithful. ->Monster hunter -Monster Hunter got unlucky. The basic idea behind the adaptation was sound. But you win some, you lose some. The new Mario movie has basically the same plot and general arcs as the MH movie and it's making HEAPS of money. It's kinda sad how the MH movie worked so hard to be "faithful" to the games yet people just pissed and moaned anyway. Shows you that pandering to game fans is a waste of time. ---- 183106833 ->>183106488 -That's almost a full working day. You can become a security guard and get paid to shitpost. Seriously, you fucking guys. ---- 183106861 ->>183106833 -Why the fuck would I want to be a wagie ---- 183106871 -Entire premise of the thread makes no sense because the Resident Evil movies wrote the book on how to successfully turn a videogame into a movie franchise. ---- 183106910 ->>183105849 -This is more my style ---- 183106930 ->>183105237 -Seconded. And then maybe she can rip them for the audience haha wouldn’t that be funny. Rip a big ol hole then bend over to pick up things or whatever lol ---- 183106938 ->>183106809 -Did it get worse or something? Her ass in the blue bikini set she did looks great ---- 183106967 ->>183105193 (OP) -White women shouldn’t cosplay as Asian women. ---- 183107610 ->>183105279 -pretty kino ngl -much soul ---- 183107655 ->>183105219 -The last one was pretty fucking terrible and the editing got really fucking bad in general. - -I thought the idea of a bunch of clones all thinking they were the real deal was a cool idea. It begs the question that if you make a perfect copy what does it matter if theres an original? ---- 183107808 ->>183107655 ->The last one was pretty fucking terrible and the editing got really fucking bad in general. -The last movie is not "terrible". It's a troubled movie that works by being a return to form since the over the top action of the previous 2 films. And yea, it had a new editor who cut like a weasel on crack. But that doesn't make a film bad. It could have been better, but it could have been worse. It's basically the Alien 3 of Resident Evil films with all that entails, fucked up production and everything. - -On an intellectual level, the last RE film is by far the most insightful. It's the film that has the most to say about itself. - -It's a huge cop-out that Alice doesn't die at the end, though. They originally shot the ending where she dies, then they changed it mid-production because Milla asked. Originally the film was meant to end when she collapses, and then transition away. ---- 183107840 ->>183107655 ->It begs the question that if you make a perfect copy what does it matter if theres an original? -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation -I think the idea that the films settle on is that belief makes it real. ---- 183109142 ->>183105193 (OP) -The Resident Evil series is just a bunch of stylish zombie movies and zombie movies are just too generic these days. ---- 183109176 ->>183107808 ->a return to form -Said form being a pile of shit, because they've never been good, or even good b movies, for that matter. ---- 183109194 ->>183107808 -On an intellectual level, you are pretty damn retarded. ---- 183109270 ->>183106812 ->Why? Most truly great adaptations, the kind of ones that stand the test of time, are not faithful. -Name 5. ->Monster hunter got unlucky -No, it got produced by wes anderson. ---- 183109660 ->>183109176 -The first Resident Evil film is one of the greatest horror films ever made, alongside Event Horizon. It redefined the genre. ---- 183109722 ->>183109270 ->>Why? Most truly great adaptations, the kind of ones that stand the test of time, are not faithful. ->Name 5. -James Bond. -Mission Impossible. -Every Disney film since Snow White. -Every Dreamworks film since Shrek. -Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Forrest Gump. - -There are not a lot of iconic, well regarded adaptations of great cultural import that are faithful to their source material. I'm really not sure where the idea that popular adaptations are faithful came from. Like, nobody cares that Hitchcock's movies weren't faithful. Nobody cares that literally none of Philip K. Dick's books were adapted faithfully. ---- 183109803 -Last couple of days I went to /v/ because of the Crowbcat video and found out that the retard that keeps defending WS Anderson films is there too. He's on the same level of delusion of the Gadonfag. At least try to sound like you're not shilling for a dead movie franchise, man. ---- 183109840 ->>183109803 -Wasn't it confirmed last week that they're bringing Paul Anderson back for another movie because the reboots flopped? The new movie is apparently called "The Umbrella Chronicles". ---- 183109883 ->>183109840 -Ok, let me correct this, then: ->at least try to sound like you're not shilling for a terrible movie franchise, man. ---- 183109981 ->>183106236 -i’m 20 ---- 183110037 ->>183109803 -Nothing that profitable is allowed to die. They'll keep mutilating its corpse just like Terminator. Heck, Amazon is trying to reboot RoboCop and Legally Blonde as we speak. The train never stops. The ride never ends. Sequels, reboots, legacy sequels that bring back iconic cast members in their 70s. ---- 183110058 ->>183106713 -I think he is alright from a narrative-visual perspective, my only problem with his RE movies is his obsession to making his literal waifu a perfect Mary sue. -Like in RE2 he doesn't even let Jill shine a bit. ---- 183110080 ->>183105193 (OP) ->>183105671 ->>183105849 -And I bet any of these cosplay chicks would be better at voicing Ada than the actress from the 4 remake, bitch sounded like text to speech. ---- 183110225 ->>183110058 ->Like in RE2 he doesn't even let Jill shine a bit. -They don't own Jill. Jill belongs to another company, so she fills a role similar to Nancy Allen in RoboCop. If you wanna understand the creative decisions around the RE movies, remember that they're inspired by 80s films like Eraser, Commando, etc. and also that characters from the games belong to Capcom, and there was always tension around even including them, and a strong tendency to sideline them. These movies weren't trying to please fans of Jill. You go and watch something like The Running Man or Eraser, and EVERY TIME the big Austrian lug saves the day. Because the other characters don't really matter. This isn't an ensemble piece. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydUmiYG7Njs [Embed] ---- 183110346 ->>183110058 ->>183110225 -In the film Soldier, one of Paul W.S. Anderson's earliest films, Kurt Russel plays Todd, who is basically a male version of Alice. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx5J0dW2rh4 [Embed] -He utters the iconic line, "I'm going to kill them all, sir," after firmly shutting down the female supporting character who wants to help. The message is clear. Literally no character except the main character matters. I know that's a tough pill to swallow for RE game fans who wanted to see characters from the games get flattering portrayals. But these are firmly movies about how the main character is a total badass who has an answer to everything and everyone else is a chump who needs to stand clear so they don't get caught in the crossfire. - -That's baked into the formula. There is only one person on the planet who can defeat Nemesis. The main character. The fact Milla Jovovich plays the main character doesn't matter. It could have been Michelle Rodriguez. It could have been Kurt Russel. ---- 183110358 ->>183110037 ->Nothing that profitable is allowed to die. -If that was the case, we'd still be having sequels. The RE movies aren't that profitable when compared to today's market numbers, because everything has to be or extremelly cheap for streaming or extremely expensive for theaters. WS Anderson's flicks are mid-budget, and that's why he's fading away. ->They'll keep mutilating its corpse just like Terminator. -I don't doubt that RE as a franchise will keep getting "adapted" by incompetent fools with no love for the original source because of that producer mentality, but I can't believe that someone would think that it's the Anderson films that must be milked, and not the games themselves. ---- 183110445 ->>183110346 -You might be the most creative troll in this entire site, holly shit. ---- 183110482 ->>183105193 (OP) -becuz your better off playing the actual game instead of watching it play out passively. ---- 183110519 ->>183105193 (OP) ->Why do movie/TV adaptations of Resident Evil never work? -Because the story is absolutely laugable dogshit and only exists to have an excuse to shoot zombies in the head with limited ammunition -It really is baffling how THIS is the video game franchise that got a million tv adaptations ---- 183110543 ->>183110225 ->>183110346 -It's basically "Bigger Batman" syndrome. The existence of a character who is better than Batman makes perfect narrative sense, but it has a tendency to upset fans of Batman who watch a movie for Batman. These people might be a relatively small portion of the overall audience in a case like this, but it is an example of why including someone like Jill was a bad idea given the context. - -It would be like making a movie with Stallone and Arnold. And Arnold's character is 100% sidelined. This might make NARRATIVE sense, but it would upset fans of Arnold. ---- 183110647 ->>183105193 (OP) -I NEED TO BREED ENJI NIGHT. ---- 183110761 ->>183110358 ->If that was the case, we'd still be having sequels. -They've been trying to reboot the series since 2017. We had a new movie in 2021, and a relatively expensive TV show in 2022. (And a CG movie also by Netflix that flopped super hard.) They're already working on the next movie. They basically want another Resident Evil Afterlife. They want 300+ million at the box office AND good streaming/home video numbers. ->but I can't believe that someone would think that it's the Anderson films that must be milked, and not the games themselves. -Because the only successful RE adaptations were Anderson's. Same with Mortal Kombat. The new Mortal Kombat movie has stalled in production for a while because while the PWSA MK movie back in the 90s was successful, the James Wan-produced one wasn't. But they're trying to milk cum from the stone, as it were. ->The RE movies aren't that profitable when compared to today's market numbers, because everything has to be or extremelly cheap for streaming or extremely expensive for theaters. -Making 300 million on a budget of 60 million is still good however you cut it. Remember that the zombie genre doesn't perform super well in theatres. Except for the RE films. ---- 183110802 -It's too bad they messed up the remake, we probably wont see Ada on the big screen any time soon. ---- 183110820 ->>183110358 -Back in 2017, the studio hired James Wan to produce an RE reboot. But it fell apart in 2018 due to creative disagreements. So they brought in Johannes Roberts to make Welcome to Racoon City. Originally they announced a 6 film reboot. They had six films planned out, and that all went to shit. ---- 183110851 ->>183110802 -Look, if they make another movie I think they'll probably use the WTRC actors for any game characters they include. Which I think is fine. My pet theory is they're going to make a prequel to the first RE movie. Which would allow them to have a young-ish Claire, Leon, Ada, etc. included. But we'll see. ---- 183110861 ->>183110225 ->They don't own Jill. -They also don't own the trademark Resident Evil, Umbrella, Raccoon City, Nemesis, so on and so forth. You're making up excuses. ->If you wanna understand the creative decisions around the RE movies, remember that they're inspired by 80s films like Eraser, Commando -Instead of the games they're supposedly adapting? I guess that explains a lot. ->These movies weren't trying to please fans of Jill. -Nor RE fans in general. ->>183110543 -Again with the excuses. Jill isn't a Batman-character and her appeal is nowhere near that of beign invincible or better than anyone around her. ---- 183110894 ->>183105213 -They put her in the stupidest most unsexy outfit for REMAKE 4. Fucking atrocious taking away her fan service. It's one of two reasons anyone really likes Ada. ---- 183110924 ->>183110761 -I meant sequels of the WS Anderson's movies. Why did they stop, if there was such a demand for them? ->Making 300 million on a budget of 60 million is still good -Of course, but that's not the problem. How many 60 million blockbusters have been released since the last RE movie? And I mean actually released on a theater, and not direct-to-streaming. Mind you, even those are really expensive in this day and age. ---- 183110933 ->>183110519 ->It really is baffling how THIS is the video game franchise that got a million tv adaptations -It's pretty simple. Other game franchises either failed with the first movie, or went so far off the rails with the sequel it killed it. That happened to Paul Anderson. He went off to make Event Horizon, and in the meantime the studio royally fucked the Mortal Kombat sequel. So when he made the first RE movie, and it was a success, he had these job offers lined up, such as AvP. So he made AvP. But he wrote the sequel to RE, and had his friend Jeremy Bolt produce it. Apocalypse is a noticeably worse movie than the first RE. But it's not so bad that it killed the series. This pattern repeated for another 4-5 movies. The budgets were kept lean, the home video sales were pretty good, and they had a coherent brand. Underworld was doing the same thing, but it wasn't as popular. ---- 183110960 ->>183109722 ->Half are movies no one knows are based on a book before a google search -Books without a fanbase don't have anything to compare to, so deviating from the script doesn't matter at all. Agreed. ->Others are common folk tales -Anything can be an adaptation if the definition is broad enough anon. ---- 183111001 ->>183110861 ->They also don't own the trademark Resident Evil, Umbrella, Raccoon City, Nemesis, so on and so forth. -Capcom are super chill about Umbrella. They're not chill about Jill. Alice was created in the first place due to disagreements with Capcom about Jill's portrayal. ->Instead of the games they're supposedly adapting? -I mean... yea? Are you new to adaptation? Did you ever notice that the movie Sonic the Hedgehog has the same plot as Hop and the same lead actor as Hop? ---- 183111030 ->>183109803 -That guy is 100% mentally ill, he loves to suck Anderson's balls. ---- 183111031 -Say my name. ---- 183111046 ->>183110851 -poo in loo Leon is retarded ---- 183111060 ->>183110861 ->Jill isn't a Batman-character and her appeal is nowhere near that of beign invincible or better than anyone around her. -That's not what Bigger Batman means. It's a meme about creating a character who makes Batman pointless. They have a bigger bat-signal. Their Bat-car is faster. They always reach the crime scene first and solve the crime before Batman even shows up. That's what Alice is. She is a legally distinct, rewritten version of Jill that is basically a middle finger to Capcom's creative control over the franchise. Anything Jill can do, she can do better. "I'm good, but I'm not THAT good," as Jill puts it in RE: Apocalypse. - -In the RE films, the character Jill exists to demonstrate that Alice is a superhuman weapon inspired by RoboCop. Project Nemesis is by one Umbrella exec, and another Umbrella exec (Isaacs) is pushing his Project Alice idea. It's exactly the same as RoboCop vs ED209. ---- 183111135 ->>183111001 ->Alice was created in the first place due to disagreements with Capcom about Jill's portrayal. -Didn't know that. Interesting. So we'd have Milla playing Jill? ->Did you ever notice that the movie Sonic the Hedgehog -I didn't watch that. Or Hop. ->I mean... yea? Are you new to adaptation? -I understand that a film generally used other works as inspiration to convey themes and messages, but that's not really an argument when the games already have those messages and themes conveyed. Running Man and Erased should be visual references at best, not the basis for the entire movie. ---- 183111208 ->>183105263 -Some morbidly obese staff member asked to see my lanyard and I said no and he said let me see it and I said no and then I walked away -I had my lanyard but I'm autistic ---- 183111271 ->>183105263 ---- 183111299 ->>183110924 ->I meant sequels of the WS Anderson's movies. Why did they stop, if there was such a demand for them? -Two overlapping reasons. One, Anderson was getting burnt out. Two, there were some disagreements with Sony. Basically, because Sony were American, they were concerned about the declining US box office. The movies were still making pretty remarkable coin internationally, but the US market had severely shrunk, and this was a problem for them. - -This led to The Final Chapter's budget being rewritten, and the original plan for a possible 2-parter movie with all the characters from Retribution returning turning into this leaner, bleaker film shot in South Africa to save costs. ->How many 60 million blockbusters have been released since the last RE movie? -There are some, but you make an excellent point. Basically the industry has atrophied into super low budget films and super bloated budgets. However, the real test is going to be Paul W.S. Anderson's next film, In the Lost Lands. Shot on a budget of about 55 million. Trying to be a dark fantasy film when such a film would ordinary attract a budget of like 150 million. ---- 183111307 ->>183111030 -I'm almost certain that he is Anderson himself. ->>183111060 -Interesting concept. ->She is a legally distinct, rewritten version of Jill that is basically a middle finger to Capcom's creative control over the franchise. ->Capcom's creative control -Come on, man. If that was true, Anderson would never pull off the drastic changes he made. Alice is just a self-insert for Milla. ->In the RE films, the character Jill exists to demonstrate that Alice is a superhuman weapon -And that, in and of itself, is a massiv lack of respect for Jill as a character outside of the fetishistic nature of those films. ->inspired by RoboCop -You keep using other movies as an example like Anderson had a gun to his head while directing. Nobody made him copy Robocop, Cube, Eraser, Soldier, Running Man or any other films you listed as examples of why RE adaptations turned out this way. He did it because he was a hack, and a hack incapable of properly adapting the plot of a videogame at that. ---- 183111328 ->>183110960 ->Books without a fanbase don't have anything to compare to, so deviating from the script doesn't matter at all. -It doesn't matter if source material has a fanbase. Outside of rare cases your adaptation isn't made for that fanbase. It's made for the larger, "broader" (eye roll) audience. In the RE movie space, those CG movies are made for fans of the games. The live action films are made by fans of the games, but they're made with the aim to being popular mainstream movies. ---- 183111446 ->>183111299 ->declining US box office -There you go. ->In the Lost Lands -Yeah, I first heard about it on one of your previous posts. Sounds interesting, and despite of my hate for the Anderson's RE movies, I like his work a lot and probably will check it out. But I don't think it will make any ripples. The market isn't made to recieve movies without brand recognition or millions poured into marketing. Not anymore. ---- 183111497 ->>183105671 -I wish Claire Redfield would sit on my face ---- 183111506 -big thighs and wide hips with small ass is patrician combo ---- 183111539 ->>183111135 ->Didn't know that. Interesting. So we'd have Milla playing Jill? -She was cast as Jill. She was told she wouldn't be playing Jill when she arrived in Germany. ->>183111307 ->Come on, man. If that was true, Anderson would never pull off the drastic changes he made. -Capcom are fixated on their characters. That's why the Netflix RE series had basically no producer notes from Capcom while Welcome to Racoon City did. (That's from the VFX producer's own mouth.) Capcom read the Netflix show, and they didn't mind it. They don't really care how Wesker is portrayed. They DO care how Leon and Claire and Jill and Chris are portrayed. They care a LOT. They "pages of notes" care. Jill isn't allowed to chip a nail without Capcom's say-so. The studio did not want to be subject to Capcom's whims. Anderson didn't either. He had a backstory planned for the protagonist of Resident Evil (clone of a high ranking Umbrella exec) that was going to clash with Capcom's plans for Jill. If Anderson had used Jill he would have gotten to movie 5 and then started butting heads with Capcom intensely. - -Anderson wanted Jill to be a traitor in the films. Capcom threw a wobbly. The reason Jill is standing next to Wesker at the end of Retribution is actually because she WORKS for Wesker, and has ALWAYS worked for Wesker. That was the plan, anyway. Capcom said no. Well, fuck those plans then. - -When Anderson had his budget cut and other fuckery, he went to Capcom and told them he wanted to shoot Jill and Leon and Ada... you know, shoot them in the face and kill them. And for some reason Capcom were like "Fuck no." So he was forced by Capcom to write a new opening scene where those characters disappear and are never heard from again and nobody says out loud what happened to them. That whole confusing opening of The Final Chapter is ENTIRELY because Anderson and Capcom got into a mild-mannered squabble over his desire to shoot Jill in the face. ---- 183111584 ->>183111446 ->>declining US box office ->There you go. -Bear in mind that the main company behind the films is German. So there was this long running conflict of purpose between the German production company and Sony who were paying part of the budget for each film. - -I think that the Resident Evil Netflix series was really trying to appeal to a YA American audience. A lot of its creative choices feel driven to try to get the US audience more interested. ---- 183111701 ->>183111539 ->Well, fuck those plans then. -Jesus Christ, it's really Paul W.S. Anderson posting on a japanese anime image board. ->They DO care how Leon and Claire and Jill and Chris are portrayed. -I mean, if some crazy bastard came up with brilliant ideas like "Jill is a clone" and "she is a traitor", I bet you'd care a lot too. Why coudn't him just adapt the games? Why coudn't he leave his mark visually and through art design, like many other good directors that respected the source material enough to keep the same plot? Did he really tought that no one would care that his script was deranged fanfic? ---- 183111702 ->>183111446 ->But I don't think it will make any ripples. The market isn't made to recieve movies without brand recognition or millions poured into marketing. Not anymore. -Absolutely true. Which is why I think they will lean HARD into the "based on a GRMM story" marketing angle. Even though the short story is like 12 pages long, so the movie is going to deviate significantly. - -It's a tough one. And this is the problem that has plagued Resident Evil movies from the dawn of attempts. Resident Evil movies in order to feature the kind of creatures and exotic locations seen in the games require a substantially higher budget than normal zombie films. - -You can shoot a really convincing zombie film on a budget of 10 million. Great production values. But the moment you want to have a licker, or have Racoon City or something like that, the budget starts blowing out. Welcome to Racoon City cost 25 million, and it looks cheap as fuck in a lot of places. They couldn't afford CG for the Tyrant and had to cut it. - -I heard that the Netflix show, despite being relatively expensive, was so budget-strapped that they VFX lead had to fight to get new Lickers designed because the VFX studio and the production studio were heavily inclined to re-use the lickers from 2012's Resident Evil: Retribution. It costs money to make CG lickers. A lot of money. ---- 183111706 ->>183105248 -Welcome to the club ---- 183111851 ->>183111701 ->Why coudn't him just adapt the games? -Because his job was to turn Resident Evil into a successful film series. Also, they were told to not adapt the games directly because Capcom were worried people would watch the movies instead of playing the games. ->Why coudn't he leave his mark visually and through art design, like many other good directors that respected the source material enough to keep the same plot? -Such as? I mean... do you really think anyone cares that Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead completely discards the characters and plot of Romero's version? No. Not really. Most don't even notice. ->Did he really tought that no one would care that his script was deranged fanfic? -Wanting to shoot Jill in the face was clearly him being a bit annoyed that he'd lost 1/3 of his budget and couldn't afford to bring back those actors anymore. He was going to use stunt doubles to kill those characters in a big shocking massacre scene akin to the laser corridor. His original plan did have Jill as a traitor, but that was a more minor concern. ---- 183111914 ->>183106713 ->>183106760 ->>183106812 ->>183107808 ->>183110225 ->>183110346 ->>183111539 ->>183111702 ->>183109660 ->>183111299 -Take your meds. ---- 183111925 ->>183111701 -It's Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil, not Capcom's Resident Evil. The movies did not exist to pander to fans of the games. They existed to reimagine Resident Evil in a form that moviegoers would enjoy. ---- 183111962 ->>183111702 ->"based on a GRMM story" -There's that, indeed. ->substantially higher budget than normal zombie films -That is also true. It's a shame, really, that a universe that could be a Harry Potter of it's own hinges on the budget of horror B films. ->It costs money to make CG lickers. A lot of money. -Considering how much CG is used nowadays, it's easy to forget that it's an actually expensive form of art direction. Interesting anecdotes, tho. ---- 183112066 ->>183111962 ->Considering how much CG is used nowadays, it's easy to forget that it's an actually expensive form of art direction. -The pervasive use of CG as a production crutch is one of the reasons why a lot of films are blowing out budget-wise in ways you didn't see historically. And that's in spite of underpaid, overworked VFX artists. I think that horror really needs to return to the magic of practical effects, puppets, good quality makeup, and an audience willing to accept that it won't always look real, but at least it won't look shit. Heck, the first RE movie should never have used the CG licker in the wide shots where it was running and stuff. The licker puppet looks great. The CG licker looks bad. And when they made Apocalypse, they switched to full CG lickers because they wanted to them to be able to move like in the games, leap around, and stuff, and it looks... not anywhere near as good as a puppet licker would at that budget range. ---- 183112106 ->>183106236 ->get a grip! ->go live your life! ->this site shouldn't take your time! -Brother. I agree with you, but this is "advice" is so fucking terrible it will never reach anyone's ears. Lil bro unironically told someone to "get a grip". As if the other person is going to go "Ah! true. I must get a grip LOL" -Again, I agree with your points. But holy shit those words annoy me when I read them ->JUST do this LOL ---- 183112143 ->>183111851 ->Also, they were told to not adapt the games directly because Capcom were worried people would watch the movies instead of playing the games. -Is there any source for that? Big if true. I remember reading some RE novelizations when I was younger and they never include scenes from the games. It's that why? ->Such as? -Lord of the Rings, the trilogy, comes to mind. And I'm not talking about the production value of the films, but how little the broad strokes of the plot changed from the books to the movies. Peter Jackson cut what he had to, but expressed himself as an artist through art direction, cinematography, etc. Those movies are his, even when beign (mostly) faithful adaptations. And no, I don't have any other examples. Also, typing this out, I realized that RE games would never spark so much reverence from any serious filmmaker. ->>183111925 -Then why call it Resident Evil, if not to pander to fans? ---- 183112264 -Re1 is based on George A Romero and wes craven the people under the stairs -Re2 is based on aliens and terminator -Re3 is based on keneth branaugh's mary shelley frankenstein and tentacle hentai -Recode veronica is based on the Thing and psycho -Re4 is texas chainsaw massacre and the evil dead and a few others -Re5 cannibal ferox?/? -Re6 the matrix it's so bad -Re7 is evil dead again -Re8 is copied from frankenstein's army and coppola's bram stocker's dracula - -Don't do movies based on things that were based on movies LMAO diff --git a/tv/183105216.txt b/tv/183105216.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0aa382145218389015fe46c85cd33ed8c4fac2e9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183105216.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,204 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183105216 -What a pretentious, annoying boomer faggot. -I thought I was going to enjoy this but I only found some old schizos obsessed with making balls of rice and treating it like it's a fucking virtuous, impossible task that only demigods could learn. What an annoying doc, felt like being scammed. ---- 183105266 -How cringe is it to spend $1000 on glorified gas station sushi because you saw a documentary about it on reddit? ---- 183105278 -It's a beautiful film. Not quite as beautiful? Jiro Nightmares of Assrape. ---- 183105291 ->>183105216 (OP) -No one is forcing people to eat his food or watch the movie. ---- 183105308 ->>183105291 -I was forced to watch this movie while being force fed his sushi. ---- 183105309 ->>183105291 -Of course not, but we can still criticize it and have an opinion about it. - -Faggot. ---- 183105391 -It would probably be worth it if they only served a few customers per day, because then you could except the absolute best ingredients and service. -But the greedy Jap had to minmax it in order to increase profits, making both the service and ingredients suffer in quality. -It turned into a tourist attraction instead. ---- 183105425 ->>183105391 -It's like salt bae for people who were bullied in high school ---- 183105434 ->>183105309 -You're the faggot angry poorfag. ---- 183105442 ->>183105216 (OP) -I would clothesline this assrape dreaming decrepid boomer faggot if I saw him on the street. Keep me away from Japan because I will honestly print this faggot's crusty wrinkles into the pavement with my boot. Fuck this cunt ---- 183105450 -I give you 5 small sushi. Now you give me $5,000 you filthy American piggu! Go homu! ---- 183105472 -Rice Bae. ---- 183105499 ->>183105442 ->"Henry, your writing is very descriptive and imaginative, but very disturbing. Please see me after class." ---- 183105535 ->>183105216 (OP) -YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRETENTIOUS!! ONLY I AM! ---- 183105614 ->>183105535 -It's not even pretentious, he's playing a character. -The honorable japanese warrior from a different time period, here to serve you with his blade of folded steel -Don't forget to stop at the giftshop before you leave, gaijin ---- 183105632 -Thanks for selling me on this anon, I need more documentary kino. -Already watched this week ->Vinyl ->Records ->Fog of war ---- 183105829 -When they started talking about how 'He looks at you more than you look at him', my blood boiled. -Cunt really thinks he's better than everyone else. -Makes me sad because it makes me think it's all about marketing and selling and conning in life, people really go and believe all his bullshit. The world really isn't about talent. ---- 183105865 ->>183105829 ->it's all about marketing and selling and conning in life, people really go and believe all his bullshit -Of course it is. You've literally described what it takes to become successful in general. It's all marketing. -captcha TR4SH ---- 183105868 -Sashimi is delicious. ---- 183105904 ->>183105391 -Is this what actually happened? ---- 183105998 ->>183105216 (OP) -what really irked me is that the establishment held michelin stars. Not one, not two, but THREE. Luckily it has since been removed from the michelin guide -you are literally being funneled in like cattle, placed on a hard wooden stool, given essentially fast food and asked to leave after 15m. If I was a michelin star holder in the west my blood would be fucking boiling -by all accounts his son's joint was far superior, friendlier and 1/4 the price as well ---- 183106037 ->>183105278 -i miss norm FUCK ---- 183106067 ->>183105904 -Someone posted the Yelp reviews yesterday, they give you less than 30 min to eat and then throw you out ---- 183106078 ->>183105998 -even if the food is great, aren’t michelin stars also rewarded for overall dining experience? odd the would have gotten any at all if it’s as shitty as it sounds. ---- 183106129 ->>183105904 -It became a tourist attraction unintentionally. Then Jiro decided to make it reservation only and turn down gaijin. Now it has no Michelin stars because it doesn't serve the general public so it can't qualify ---- 183106514 ->>183105216 (OP) -Such a gay creepy old nigger gook faggot. Oh wow he DREAMS of sushi! How epic! He dreams of raw fish served over cold fucking rice how dedicated and inspirational. FUCK this cunt and fuck every Michelin faggot and each and every documentary making cunt who had to let me know this dried up old fuck even exists. Hope he chokes on it ---- 183106787 ->>183106067 ->>183106078 -the bad reviews for his son's restaurant are even more hilarious, apparently the man just yells at his apprentices and curses the whole time you're there. japs are fucking nuts ---- 183106974 ->>183105216 (OP) ->YOU CAN'T! YOU JUST CANNOT TRY TO MAKE FOOD WELL IF IT'S SIMPLE! YOU CAAAAAAAAN'TTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! ---- 183107556 ->>183106974 -stop samefagging, faggot ---- 183107608 ->>183106974 -WAN GORIRRION DORRA SASHIMI GAIJIN-KUN ---- 183107897 ->>183105278 -lel ---- 183107961 -its just a movie wagies get inspired by to continue their life of slavery and regret ---- 183108072 ->>183107897 ->>183105278 -qrd? ---- 183108108 ->>183108072 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAH1nyBwzWE [Embed] ---- 183108292 ->>183105632 ->Vinyl -Kino of the highest order ---- 183108461 ->>183108108 -KUTEHH MIYA KOK KOFF EH ---- 183108500 ->Entitled generation of millennials and zoomers upset that they’ll never have a job nearly as gratifying the thread -Keep asking mommy and daddy for money chuds, you’ll be alright -Remember “they” took this from you ---- 183108537 ->Oldest son starts talking about how money isn’t important ->Next scene is him taking an 80 thousand dollar car out of a private garage -It’s all so tiring… ---- 183108580 -this nigga look like a turtle ---- 183108693 ->>183105216 (OP) -Why are his eyes empty black sockets? He looks like he has 3 mouths, or perhaps 3 eyes (if you count the mouth.) - -Odd creature. ---- 183109058 ->>183108537 ->money isn’t important -They run basically the most expensive restaurants in the world, of course they care about money ---- 183109113 -Yea it's yuppie propaganda, made for easy money morons who like to fantasize about having a real profession. ---- 183109340 ->>183108537 ->$300 a seat ->10 seats ->strict 30 minutes per customer ->probably 12+ hours a day ->365 days a year -do the math and they're earning millions every year -he's right, what's the point when at 97 you're still spending your whole life in a kitchen making sushi ---- 183110565 ->>183106129 -Sounds pretty based. ---- 183110616 ->>183108108 -Holy fuck is that Andy Dick? I thought he was exiled after nonstop faggotry and sexual assaults. ---- 183110637 ->>183110616 -How new are you ---- 183110799 ->>183110637 -That's the first comment I've made on 4chan. In fact, it's my first time ever posting anything on the internet, not even twitter or reddit has been graced by my online presence yet. ---- 183110839 ->>183110799 -I could tell, at least you're trying hard to fit in ---- 183111341 ->>183105216 (OP) -Watching this documentary years and years ago inspired me to get really good at cooking plain white rice. It took a few years but I did it. -Give me a pot, some water, some rice, and some heat - I will produce perfect rice every time. Better than any restaurant. My friends and family complain that I have ruined other rice for them, any time they get rice anywhere else they immediately notice the flaws compared to mine. - -This gave me the confidence to try cooking other things and now I cook for myself all the time. In my early 20s I was eating out for almost all of my meals. ---- 183111414 ->>183111341 ->It took a few years -Come on now. ---- 183111457 -It's stupid because sushi is one of the dishes that you'd be hard pressed to really improve and slap a premium -I mean you can be really good at cutting fish slices, and slapping it together with rice but it's still fish and rice -At a certain point fine dining just become theatrics and bragging rights, and what fucking bragging right is there sitting on a fucking shitty stool watching this half fossilized fart cutting fish for you ---- 183111504 ->>183105216 (OP) -At first I got filtered and was like ->ah yes the fienst sushi it is kind of inspiring to achieve this kind of skill and success -after watching it again I saw the cracks the filmmakers tried to touch on a little ->no good relationship with his sons, he's more their master than their father ->no balance, only work -im not gonna judge him tho as he grew up in a time when as a kid he probably had nothing which gave him survivor autism and made him hyperfocussed on succeeding enduring verbal and physical abuse as an apprentice and then doing the sam to his sons and employees. ---- 183111871 ->>183111504 -He's clearly an unhappy pos and his children hate him -Sushi is the only thing he has ---- 183111905 ->>183111457 -To me all of it lies in the quality of the ingredients. I've been to a few Michelin star sushi places and not all of them are the same. You ever eat something and it just makes you smile? Only time I've felt that is when I make my steak just perfect and a couple sushi places out of hundreds. ---- 183112154 ->>183111871 -sure he is. just saying growing up poor in destroyed Japan where children from age 8 and onwards started working odd jobs to help their family pay for stuff must have made him the way he is and he was unable to change later on once Japan was growing rich again. -In a way Sushi saved him by giving him money and purpose. It's when the job becomes your identity you start losing out on everything else. ---- 183112254 ->It's a guy takes fifty years to learn how to make rice and is pissed because it should have taken five minutes episode ---- 183112265 -I'd rather be Jiro and have successful kids than be one of you neet pussies. This movie irks neets so much because they think they are better than a sushi chef but they are not. ---- 183112299 ->>183105216 (OP) -ASS RAPE diff --git a/tv/183105306.txt b/tv/183105306.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 359fd53181894f51fb4b75aa4df27e55ecf80117..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183105306.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,254 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183105306 -Refute this /tv/. You cannot. ---- 183105324 -i’m not refuting something i agree with ---- 183105341 ->>183105306 (OP) -It's true though. ---- 183105357 ->>183105324 ->>183105341 -But it is said by a black classic liberal man ---- 183105359 -No Chud if Alien came out today you would totally hate it because it has a female main character. ---- 183105392 -So sad seeing a black man internalizing racism ---- 183105409 ->>183105357 -other than shitposting, nobody really cares ---- 183105416 ->>183105359 -if you put the performance of Rey in Alien, yeah. -because that's bad directing. But if they had a female character as well written as Ripley today, I would be fucking happy. ---- 183105418 ->>183105306 (OP) -Poor black man was brainwashed by chuds ---- 183105424 ->>183105306 (OP) -Maybe some black people are even starting to realize there's nothing genuine about the "diversity" in modern wokeshit. I'd be pissed too. Other than the small handful of /pol/fags here, most of us even agree that well done black characters are awesome. Just not blackwashed shit and forced shit. Also kudos for calling out activists pretending to be writers ---- 183105448 ->>183105306 (OP) -Wrong. I hate niggers, jews, Indians and muslims. I am ok with some asians sometimes. I am ok with some latinos sometimes. -I don't care how ''good'' your movie is. If it's full of niggers it's not good and I am not watching it. ---- 183105466 ->>183105306 (OP) -I LOVE WHEN BLACK PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME! ---- 183105469 ->>183105306 (OP) -I'll refute it for you: ->nigger ---- 183105480 ->>183105466 -BASED BLACK MAN ---- 183105497 -The white man has brainwashed him ---- 183105506 ->>183105306 (OP) -Look how powerful and insidious white supremacy is, like when a black man beats an asian to death. ---- 183105514 ->>183105306 (OP) -It was true when he posted this but the human mind forms powerful associations over time and this has been going on so long most people are associating diverse casting with low quality content and disappointment. If the majority of the public braces for a terrible gross story with shaming and preaching garbage every time there’s a diverse or otherwise “special” cast, and projects without it start raking in several times the revenue, studios are simply going to conclude people DONT like these types of characters and stop casting them. ---- 183105656 -OK but what if ---- 183105690 ->>183105306 (OP) -another pick me uncle tom ass nigga ---- 183105717 -But i do hate niggers. ---- 183105723 ->>183105656 -If a white guy says this shit he is a cuckold cuckservative. Blacks have lower standards so when he says it he is a ''based black man'' for reaching the low bar of not hating all white people. ---- 183105725 ->1+1=2 ->debate me ---- 183105757 ->>183105306 (OP) -I can. I just fucking hate niggers, fags, women and troons and any combination of those. ---- 183105780 ->>183105306 (OP) -Mostly true opinion but also I hate diverse characters because I'm racist. -I wish I weren't but I am. ---- 183105793 ->>183105306 (OP) -wheres the lie niggers? ---- 183105905 -I do not want non-white characters in my /tv/, period. If you guys want your Crazy Rich Asians or Woman King, you have that. You have your own stuff, so stop trying to steal our shit. ---- 183105939 ->it's one of the greatest scripts ever written ->nolan directed it ->it's about a niggers as vikings -still wouldn't like it ---- 183106020 ->>183105725 ->>>/v/ ---- 183106075 ->>183105905 -this 100% ---- 183106102 ->>183105306 (OP) -Can't refute it because it's true ---- 183106117 ->>183105306 (OP) -Refute what? Why would I refute something I agree with? -I suppose I could play Devil Advocate and say there are other reasons why people would oppose a "diverse" movie like this. ---- 183106154 -I'm not racist, I just allow myself to recognise patterns. I see a black wearing glasses and holding a briefcase? I walk past him in the street. -I see a black with a mean expression, with a doo rag on and shirtless? I'm crossing the road to avoid his random chimp-like ways. -Many of you will say that the briefcase black is a ticking timebomb, that's fine, just relaying what works for me. ---- 183106210 ->>183105306 (OP) -Based and correct ---- 183106215 ->>183106154 -Niggers just need to learn they can dress up in a suit and be the perfect mugger ---- 183106216 ->>183105514 -Yep. Iirc it only takes 3 unexpected data points to give someone a nearly unshakeable belief, so I really don’t see how the cat is supposed to be put back in the bag ---- 183106250 ->>183105306 (OP) -Just another black face of white supremacy. ---- 183106279 ->>183106215 -Their face would give it away. The most important thing to learn is criminal physiognomy, which exists in all races to differing degrees. ---- 183106303 ->>183105306 (OP) -4channel /tv/ is proof audiences reject diverse characters. ---- 183106341 ->>183105306 (OP) -We’ve been saying this for almost 10 years now. ---- 183106362 ->>183105306 (OP) -That gay nigger is right tho ---- 183106377 ->>183105306 (OP) ->Uncle Tom#20024 -I don't give a goddam hell what race traitor bastards have to say about anything. ---- 183106446 ->>183106377 ->Uncle Tom was the good guy -You would know that if you weren't a fucking retarded nigger ---- 183106560 ->>183105306 (OP) -the problem rampant everywhere is shit writing. you cant fool the audience by making your character a gay black woman. ---- 183106848 ->>183105424 -It's probably because they keep making half the black guys gay ---- 183107369 ->>183105359 -Ripley wasn't a "bossgirl" that you just had to accept. -She was a normal space miner who BECAME badass through her ordeal. Look at her progression through the sequels. Just like Sarah Connor. -Leftists have such a low resolution of the world because of brain damage that they can't or won't understand character progression. ->>183105448 -I'd be pissed if they remade Blade with a white dude. Wesley Snipes IS Blade. ---- 183107437 ->>183107418 -jealous that black dudes prefer a thicc white woman to your skinny white ass faggot lmao ---- 183107440 ->>183105306 (OP) -This is something we already knew, are normies now just catching on? ---- 183108891 ->>183105306 (OP) -He's right. I wont deny him that. ---- 183108939 ->>183105357 -Nobody cares retard. Don’t tell me you fell for the memes ---- 183108965 ->>183105306 (OP) -Predator. Lethal Weapon. ---- 183109119 ->>183105357 -reframe your post in relation to his tweet ---- 183109164 ->>183106215 -If they had the planning capacity and self control to pull that off convincingly they could just go legit anyway. ---- 183109304 ->>183105306 (OP) -Wrong, because these people will also admit "(((wokeness))) made me allergic to this shit!" and immediately react to what they THINK it'll be and not what it actually is. How much "Girl Boss Mario movie!" shit was posted here before the movie made a dumptruck of money? - -Oh wait, that's right. They were GONNA do that and Based Nippon intervened and stopped them, your uncle who works at Nintendo said so. ---- 183110536 ->>183105306 (OP) -I've been telling that for years. I'm just not a nigger with a blue checkmark ---- 183110561 ->>183105466 -ERMM BASED BLACK MAN DEPARTMENT FELLOW MAGAPEDE!!! ---- 183110581 ->>183105306 (OP) -Why would I refute reality? ---- 183110643 ->>183105306 (OP) -how fast was he called an uncle tom in the comments? ---- 183110706 ->>183110643 -first reply ;) ---- 183110800 ->>183105424 -They never fell for it. That’s the punchline of the joke. Same with women. ---- 183110852 ->>183105357 -And? Any self respecting liberal or left leaning dude would agree and say this shit is awful. Hell even notorious leftist and chomo in the making Vaush said this shit’s terrible. ---- 183110899 ->>183105416 -What do you mean? Daisy Ridley would be a fantastic xenonorph ---- 183110922 ->>183105306 (OP) -I don’t care what twitter niggers say about anything, faggot OP ---- 183111094 ->>183105306 (OP) -I'm supposed to believe these things weren't genetically engineered by Nordics from the Pleiades to suck cock ---- 183111195 -with whites it's always about race - -would they care about a bad movie as long as it had a white face attached to it? no they wouldn't. they give extra scrutiny and punishment towards minorities. you see this systemic racism in everything they do. anyone saying otherwise is a moron. ---- 183111233 ->>183111195 ---- 183111340 ->>183105306 (OP) -He's uncle tom ---- 183111475 ->>183105448 -I go one step further and play ‘count the Jews’ when my wife puts on her goyslop. I’m literally the ‘ding ding ding’ man meme. -It’s fucking amazing how often I’m right when she puts on a new show with a (((white))) female lead and I say “she’ll have a nigger stirring her guts by episode 5”. -I’m so fucking antiwoke that I was watching ‘Pixie’ on Netflix this weekend and immediately turned it off when Alec Baldwin appeared in a cameo. ---- 183111526 ->>183106154 -Where the fuck do you live where you would see these two flavors of negro? ---- 183111558 ->>183106377 -Post hand with timestamp to prove you’re black, rabbi ---- 183111590 ->>183111195 -Whoever drew that was so close yet still missed the point by a mile.... - -It's almost like forced diversity breaks from the norm, and his drawing, is only proving the point. Fucking retard ---- 183111646 ->>183111590 ->his -She’s a Polish left-wing BLM supporter ---- 183111830 ->>183111590 -Well maybe "the norm" isn't something to uphold religiously. ---- 183111901 ->>183111195 ->wholesome 100 your breathtaking cd projekt shrekedarino keanurino chunguabingbingwahoo is white -This is hapa erasure and I won't stand for it. ---- 183111923 ->>183105466 ->>183105480 ->>183110561 -You ok, trannies? ---- 183111959 ->>183105306 (OP) -I hate homo erectus. I hate looking at them. I hate being reminded that they exist. ---- 183112028 ->>183111923 -Those comments brought to you by the Clinton Foundation ---- 183112044 ->>183105306 (OP) -Some people. Others are just racist ---- 183112089 ->>183111195 -Considering the guy used one of the three most egregious examples of what wokeshit does to media I assume its a parody ---- 183112110 -I'm basically fine with black people in movies as long as there is no black male/white woman pairing. That shit is disgusting. diff --git a/tv/183105419.txt b/tv/183105419.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fe74428e6b8372ec746796b301904750f2df606a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183105419.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,457 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183105419 ->Dames...dames will walk into your office like a tall glass of whiskey. And when they leave, they take the rocks with them. ->At least, that's how it felt with this one. ->Rich dame. Heiress. No-good deadbeat husband fooling around with the maid. ->She wants proof so he won't get half in the divorce. I want 100 proof so I can forget my divorce. It's another day at the office. Dames... ---- 183105532 ->the moment she walked in, i knew she was trouble... ---- 183105838 ->>183105532 ->she had legs like bowling pins and I was striking out ---- 183106536 ->>183105419 (OP) -A friend of mine is a PI, mostly works on corporate espionage ---- 183106565 ->>183106536 -no-on asked ---- 183106584 ->>183106565 -I don't care ---- 183106605 ->I told him to make like an egg and leaf ---- 183106623 ->I needed answers like a fish needs a bicycle... a lot. ---- 183106631 ->and your other metaphor ---- 183106756 -I'm creatively retarded but I do always love these threads. Thank you, /tv/ anons. ---- 183106774 ->>183106584 -Lol why are you here? Nobody even likes you ---- 183106795 ->I told her that my life is like cheap dinner omelette - burnt and in scrambles. ---- 183106849 ->>183106774 -I don't care ---- 183106889 -Kino thread ---- 183106965 ->>183106536 - ->the board room smelled like a cheap casino, but who was i to say no? They were offering house money ->so i told the board members i'd catch their guy, then hit the road quickly, before that secretary dame of theirs hitched onto me like a drinking problem hitches onto a PI ---- 183107020 ->This police department was like deck of devil cards and Im just a joker to complete the ritual. ---- 183107082 ->>183106795 ->I cracked her case and she cracked my yolk ---- 183107161 ->>183106849 ->>183106584 -I don't care ---- 183107230 ->>183107161 ->>183106849 ->>183106774 ->>183106584 ->>183106565 ->The dame said she didn't care, but her demeanor said otherwise ->She poured herself out while I poured myself a drink ---- 183107242 ->like a midget at a urinal I knew I had to stay on my toes ---- 183107446 ->>183105419 (OP) -What are comfiests kino noirs? ---- 183107758 ->>183107446 -/classics/ -The Big Sleep -Maltese Falcon -Double Indemnity -/nu/ -Chinatown -LA Confidential ---- 183107801 ->NIGGA I'M NUTS ---- 183107823 ->>183107801 ---- 183107825 ->>183107446 -I've seen plenty of kino film noirs, but I've only ever seen self-narrated detective monologues like OP in parodies or whatever. I'm beginning to think it doesn't actually exist in kino form itself. ---- 183107922 ->>183107825 ->he wanted the real thing, I only had the parody. My ex-wife said the same thing about our marriage ---- 183107987 -I don't know where the noir cliches even came from. I watched plenty of actual noir and never seen them. ---- 183108017 ->>183107987 -I think a lot of the voiceover stuff comes from TV shows rather than movies, or maybe radio. I haven't seen it either ---- 183108064 ->>183107987 -they aren't all that common but there are a few in particular that definitely have them. One is double indemnity with walter's voice recording. I think another big element is books from people like james m cain, they are filled with this kind of first person stuff and witty puns about living a hedonistic alcoholic lifestyle. There are also a lot of radio shows from the period like johnny dollar that have this sort of first person narrative style, they are not noir movies but they are definitely in that style. The books and radio shows predate the movies and I think that's where the style really started ---- 183108212 ->>183108064 -Yeah, there are elements like that in different things, but I've never seen the whole package. For example Walter from Double Indemnity isn't a detective. ---- 183108246 ->>183107825 ->this kid was so green, he was even early for summer. he still though that every meme smelled of roses, and not a chain-smoked, whisky soaked deck of cigarettes. he probably thought he'd come to this board and find a good film recommendation. geez i wish i had this kid's optimism for just a lousy second... probably hasn't even realized we'll all be shitpostin' in here forever... I felt like slappin' this kid and tellin' him to get out of here while he still can ---- 183108251 ->>183107825 -the tropes might come more from pulp novels rather than movies ---- 183108528 ->>183106774 -fuck off, i like him ->>183106536 -what exactly does he do? any cool stuff like following suspects and interrogations or is it just paperwork and looking for inaccuracies in documents etc. ---- 183108600 ->>183107825 -Max Payne has them. ---- 183108613 ->>183107825 -https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?genres=film_noir&keywords=voice-over-narration -+movies like theatrical cut of blade runner ---- 183108662 ->her hair was red like the marinara on the spaghetti I once spilled at school and her legs made my pp hard ---- 183108688 ->>183107823 -'quirreljak in the 'read ---- 183109488 -Godfather 2 & 3 sucked big balls. ---- 183110226 -The comics stand by themselves, really missed them in Max Payne 3 ---- 183110411 ->>183106565 ->>183106584 ->>183106774 ->no-on asked ->I don't care ->Lol why are you here? Nobody even likes you - ->The youths rabbled on. But they are all the same, trapped in this downtrodden bulletin. I take a sip of my third Monster Ultra Purple. The hair of her color, now. It only took it a month to claim her, that cursed blue bird. ---- 183110584 ->>183109488 -Shut the fuck up, Godfather II is just as kino as the first part if not more kino ---- 183111684 ->>183107825 -Because it's corny af in kino form. Just read the books that inspired them. Started reading Red Harvest because of these threads and it's kino of the highest order. ---- 183111694 ->>183108528 ->what exactly does he do? - -80+% of modern PI work is done sitting at a computer. ---- 183111728 ->>183107823 -QA WON ---- 183111827 ->>183107987 ->I don't know where the noir cliches even came from. ->comes from TV shows rather than movies, or maybe radio -do zoomers really? holy shit, this is embarrassing ---- 183111864 ->>183107242 -Nice! ---- 183111881 ->>183106584 ->>183106849 -Stayvun? ---- 183111910 ->her lips said "no". ->but her eyes said "read my lips". ---- 183111938 ->>183110584 -It's a pointless rehash of the first. Mike was already a monster at the end of 1, and vito was already the big boss. Oh also, you wouldn't care about the flash backs with vito if you had not seen gf1. Gf2's story is shit. ---- 183112027 ->>183108528 -He "got a job" in the firm that is being spied on, wears 4 mics (not kidding) and wageslaves like the rest of the people working there, keeping an eye out for fishy stuff ---- 183112052 ->>183110320 -Holy heckin kino -Where can I find more? ---- 183112105 ->>183111827 -Nice post,dummy. ---- 183112113 ->Her brest was big and jingle when she walk ->Her ass was big and it was not ripple it was hard like a rock but also soft like pilow ->Her beitfiul face was good ->She walk in office ->I say hey you bitch i am loving your beautful ->She squarting on my office ->but life is like this sometime ->you can squart but it will not be good time ---- 183112116 ->>183111910 ->her mouth said no, but her lips said yes ->i told her id take the case if she pulled her pants back up ---- 183112163 ->She was a dime piece, and brother, I was a nickel short. ---- 183112215 ->>183107242 -Isn't this a Naked Gun/Police Squad line ---- 183112245 ->>183112113 -Reading your post can only be equalled by having God look upon me and proclaiming that I am his finest creation. ---- 183112318 ->She came in to my life through a door ->Walking on legs, the kind with knees on 'em ->Something about her told me she wanted something from me... I think it was the way her mouth moved and the words that came out ->I couldn't resist her, the firm had a no refuse clause and we didn't turn down work ---- 183112361 ->The only thing short about me is my wallet, but not for long ---- 183112367 ->I had to go down to Paulie's on Shore Street ->Of all the bars in town he had to pick this one ->It was the kind of joint where the drinks were cheap, the atmosphere was thick, and the women were like the drinks ---- 183112386 ->>183112105 ->Nice post,dummy. ---- 183112395 ->>183112113 -Bangladesh Noire ---- 183112406 ->She came in to my life like a 747 hitting two towers. Her passion, unlike jet fuel, burning hot enough to melt the steel columns around my heart. She had intention behind her eyes. Something that told me she knew more than she was letting on. She wasn't buying the story, and like a banker taking out an insurance plan the week before a terrorist attack, I was about to cash out on my theory ---- 183112471 ->Maybe she came into my office,I can't see over my desk. ->Doesn't matter,I am gonna sue 4chan. - -I'm not good at this I just want some Warwick noir. ---- 183112521 ->>183112113 ->when I read the post, my eyes saw squart but my heart read Good Morning ---- 183112585 ->>183107987 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjoNqJ1YeUo [Embed] ---- 183112618 ->>183112027 -Wouldn't accounting notice that he's getting income from somewhere else? ---- 183112807 ->>183110320 ->folded like a deuce before a royal flush -kek I get it ---- 183112836 ->>183112116 ->>183111910 ---- 183113052 ->He was trying to buy more piss for his balls ->I wasn't selling any ---- 183113184 ->Kowalski had been in the ground a day and the blonde had been in my office an hour. I needed a drink for both. I crossed the dusty floor without looking at her, poured two shots of expensive whisky in cheap glasses then turned around. "Is that for me?" she asked. Already from how innocent she looked I could tell she was going to be hell. "No, this is," I said, tossing the morgue report at her. ---- 183113194 ->>183112052 -Max Payne 1 and 2. Play the games if you can, otherwise I'm sure all the comic cutscenes will be on YouTube. ---- 183113199 ->>183112113 ->Her bobs had nipples and I embraced the aroma of her vagene ->She looked at me disappointed and then away ->All I could muster was a "good morning did you sleep well?" ---- 183113235 ->>183112052 -just play the game, it's cheap, works on every pc and it's still one of the best third person shooters of all time -eventually if you want just comic book then it's on youtube, but i don't recommend it that way, because you don't have the context of the rest of the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_RrJPX3E78 [Embed] ---- 183113332 ->>183112113 ->the toilet witch had me under her spell, and I was about to get flushed ---- 183113358 ->I got lost somehow, began staring up at her legs. I was always a leg man. It was the first thing I saw when I was born. But then I was trying to get out. Ever since I have been working in the other direction and with pretty lousy luck ---- 183113376 -So when some frog monologues it’s cool but when pic related does it it’s cringe? ---- 183113377 ->>183113194 -Have played the games so many times. -Have it on ps3/4.(I think it's free but the graphics are shit,better off on pc) -I just wanted a comic book type of the cut scenes. ---- 183113444 ->>183112027 ->Board is examining the recordings ->Bob the PI is taking his seventh piss of the day ->The agency concludes that he should go see a doctor ---- 183113557 ->So when some frog monologues it’s cool but when pic related does it it’s cringe? ---- 183113558 ->>183113377 -Sure there will be one out there ---- 183113632 ->>183113376 -i dont know who he is, but yeah the frog is cool and he is cringe ---- 183113675 ->Hooverville... home. ---- 183113715 ->>183112585 ->11 and a half hours ---- 183113804 ->The morning rain was a light drizzle on your face, like a hungover angel pissing after a long night of drinking ---- 183113932 ->I tried to drown my sorrows in whiskey but the bastards learned to swim ---- 183114027 ->>183113377 -http://gldio.com/wrkz/max_payne/ ---- 183114074 ->>183112367 ->the kinda joint where the drinks were cheap, the atmosphere was thick, and the women were both ---- 183114943 ->>183112215 -yes ---- 183115118 ->>183107446 -harper is pretty fun and comfy ---- 183115365 ->>183107825 -Sin City ---- 183115468 ->>183107446 -The Third Man -Kiss Me Deadly -Murder My Sweet -Out of the Past -The Big Combo -Night and the City -Kiss of Death -Detour -This Gun for Hire -Phantom Lady -The Strange Love of Martha Ivers -Sunset Boulevard ---- 183116334 ->>183107987 -Blade Runner theatrical cut had them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A3JkjScUKY [Embed] ---- 183116803 -For me, it's The Big Sleep, Sunset Boulevard, and Double Indemnity. The holy trinity of noir kino ---- 183118313 -bump ---- 183118520 ->>183107987 ---- 183118573 ->>183107987 -another ---- 183118619 ->>183107987 -bib ---- 183118790 ->the rain outside hit my window like a black mans cum dripping from my moms vagina after a long night of sex. Black people had sex with my mother. Often.. ->As I settled in my chair, I heard a knock on my door and a woman stormed in like she was storming into a private detectives office to get help.. ->She had hair like a melon, tits like melons and an ass that reminded me a lot about Sneed. ->As she opened her mouth her tongue wagged much like the penises of crocodiles are wont to do, if National Geographic is anything to go by. ->She spoke her piece, I pretended to listen. All I really wanted was to shrink down and crawl into her vagina. ---- 183119018 ->>183105419 (OP) -For very funny PI parody read Mr. Big by Woody Allen and the Chundoan Briscoe stories by Charls Caroll ---- 183119075 ->>183119018 -"I was sitting in my office, cleaning the debris out of my thirty-eight and wondering where my next case was coming from. I like being a private eye, and even though once in a while I've had my gums massaged with an automobile jack, the sweet smell of greenbacks makes it all worth it. Not to mention the dames, which are a minor preoccupation of mine that I rank just ahead of breathing. That's why, when the door to my office swung open and a long-haired blonde named Heather Butkiss came striding in and told me she was a nudie model and needed my help, my salivary glands shifted into third. She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak." ---- 183119338 ->>183112618 -How would they know that? ---- 183119746 ->>183118790 -mutts law ---- 183119888 ->>183111684 ->Continental OP -sounds like he sucks dicks ---- 183120064 ->>183113332 -lmao ---- 183120121 ->>183113632 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7JQtp5Jkc [Embed] ---- 183120203 ->>183113675 ->she had a mouth like the vacuum, but a rear like the dam ---- 183120299 ->>183105419 (OP) ---- 183120343 ->>183113804 ->The rain cut through the morning fog. The 4am tears of hungover angels. That quiet time when everything is silent except her voice in your memory. ---- 183120366 -Anyone got that comic strip about a dame with hair like fire, great cans, and a pair of legs that just wouldn't end? ---- 183120382 ->they say the punch that knocks you out is the one you never saw coming. hell, i saw it coming and let my arms drop anyway... ---- 183120415 ->She was the apple of his eye, just that she also had an Adam's apple. If you had told me Thursday that I'd be booking a Dick dressed like a dame for murder and tampering with minors on my first week on the beat, I'd tell you to buy a one way ticket to the looney bin. I checked the barrel of my .45. One more bullet. "KYS" I whispered to the carnival attraction in front of me. I set my side arm on the table and walked out of the interrogation room. I struck a match and lit a smoke. As I paced down the coordinator of the precinct, a loud bang, the evidence of steel punishing cursed flesh radiated through the moldy asbestos walls. I peered out the door. Rain was falling like dead bullets now. It's a tough living, this job, but someone's got to keep the streets clean. ---- 183120637 ->>183119338 -In my country you file taxes differently when having 1 income source vs 2+. ---- 183120755 ->Another night. Another dead end case. Another lonely day in my office thinking about feet. Feet that walked away from me. Betrayed me. ->I could still see her, like she was in the room with me. Sulking, eyes piercing my soul. Feet like foot feet and toes like feet foot feet feet. ->A knock at my door. Another feetfoot footfeeting in the night. ->She enters... This woman was a menace. I could already see it. She was like a ball of fire burning like a thousand suns killing me instantly AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ---- 183120882 ->I was on the prowl one night when I got pulled over by this cop on the downtown beat. Said he had this new lead for me. The scuttlebutt in town is that there's this high school dame except she's got tremendous torpedoes. I mean some serious snuggle pups. A real set of rockets. She’s packing Pinky and Perky. Massive Minnie and Mickeys. Big ol' Bongos. What else is that there’s transfer in town with even bigger Buoyancy aids. Humongous Hooters. Something ain’t adding up here, I’m going to find out why. ---- 183120894 ->>183119888 -that's the trans-continental OP ---- 183120996 ->>183120894 -Kek ->It was penis inspection day but I was all cut up. Dying in the gutter like my penis in some cambodian landfill, chewed on by stray dogs ---- 183121075 ->>183108613 -Ford's narration was fucking trash ---- 183121083 ->>183105419 (OP) ->she was tall, and the shape of a wine glass ->she walked into my office with an awfull worried look on her face ->"oh shit nigger" i tought to myself as i took my feet of my table and leaned forward in my shitty chair, i was afraid of dames... ->"G-good day, M-miss" it was night ->she laugh at me and turned around with a smile before walking out of my office -> Dames... ---- 183121100 ->She had an ass with two cheeks. Legs that went all up to her waist, eyes the size of eyes , lips the shade of red and a cock the size of a horse. It was love at first sight but it was never meant to be ->For she was a single mother. ---- 183121127 ->>183121100 ->>183121083 -Welcome, Indians ---- 183121163 ->>183105419 (OP) ->Sushi, that's what my ex-wife called me. Cold fish. ---- 183121992 ->>183120637 -Why would the corpo be interested in his taxes? ---- 183122062 ->>183107446 -Deep Cover is honestly peak noir ---- 183122140 ->Her legs were long, slender, and pale as moonlight. I've seen legs like these before, they're the kind that will walk all over you if you don't watch out. I planted my feet firmly on the ground as she approached me, as if she'd blow me away if I didn't. With each clack of her heels a new droplet of sweat appeared on my body. I reached into my pockets, trying to find my confidence, but all I could find was yesterday's cold spaghetti. ---- 183122252 ->>183107987 -they all rip off french noir ---- 183122532 ->>183111827 -I highly doubt you are even old enough to have grown up with any of that shit ---- 183123000 ->>183112618 -Why would accounting be watching his personal bank account? ---- 183123048 -I'm pretty sure OP is the fed agent who monitors me. I was looking at one of these threads on the archive last night. ---- 183123744 ->>183122532 -noir? not particularly. but I know what a book is. only book zoom zooms have read is harry potter (if that) ---- 183124097 ->>183123744 -I read some Dutch literature which is all the same edgy, boring psychological shit. Never read noir ---- 183124207 ->>183106584 -t. pic related ---- 183124226 ->>183116803 -Sunset Boulevard is kino as fuck. For me it’s Kiss Me Deadly and The Postman Always Rings Twice ---- 183124291 ->>183107446 -The Man with Bogart's Face ---- 183125008 ->>183118520 ->>183118573 ->>183118619 -Based C&H poster ---- 183126025 ->>183105838 -Like your metaphor, my sides are split ---- 183126068 ->>183107823 -Uhm…cheesed to meet you? ---- 183126163 ->>183113932 -Good one diff --git a/tv/183105971.txt b/tv/183105971.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b4fffd3e643dea985a19362519f3afcd8b846516..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183105971.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1260 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183105971 ->dude it's really clever satire you don't understand ->look how bloodthirsty they are to kill the bugs -All these Reddit satire interpretations ignore the fact that the bugs literally genocided an entire city of 8 million people. Just read the reviews on imdb and watch the video essays on YouTube. They all conveniently "forget" that the fucking bugs blew up Buenos Aires. Of course the characters are bloodthirsty and looking for revenge. That doesn't make it "fascist" -Also there is literally nothing wrong with mandatory military service to earn your voting rights. That's not fascism either. Their government is literally a democracy except that they have the balls to ask something in return for voting power ---- 183106015 ->>183105971 (OP) ->Also there is literally nothing wrong with mandatory military service to earn your voting rights -Western world would be pretty epic if we actually enforced this ---- 183106026 ->>183105971 (OP) -They have some weird conspiracy theory where the government blew up Buenos Aires and blamed it on the bugs, something about "asteroid impacts can't melt future-steel beams" ---- 183106041 ->>183105971 (OP) -how did a bunch of retard bugs launch some asteroids across the solar system anyway ---- 183106050 ->bugs somehow manage to send a big rock across the galaxy to strike a human city perfectly -wake up sheeple ---- 183106057 ->>183106041 -The brain-bugs are pretty high IQ ---- 183106071 ->>183106041 -a recurring theme of the movie is that humans underestimate bug intelligence. an individual bug is stupid but they are guided by the central brain bug intelligence (much like how the humans in this society are mindless minions of the government - that's the clever satire part of this movie, not the muh fascism stuff) ---- 183106087 ->>183105971 (OP) ->he misunderstands what satire is -many such cases -it's a recruitment movie that the federation itself would approve of -you're watching a piece of in universe propaganda hence the "ad breaks" but instead of products it's civil duties/obligations and political shorts -buenos aires was clearly an inside job -bug plasma can't bounce meteors -interstellar travel/navigation is possible yet can't detect an object heading for earth for lightyears ---- 183106096 ->>183105971 (OP) ->the bugs literally genocided (not a word) an entire city of 8 million people -it was a false flag, you got brainwashed by a satire into being fascist lol what a fag ---- 183106105 ->>183105971 (OP) -Military service being voluntary but also the price you pay for voting rights, is much more humane and fair than the old American/European system of a draft. It even shows you how Rico's parents became wealthy and live good lives without having to risk life and limb for voting rights. Seems like a pretty good society to me. No one is forced to do anything and there seems to be no poverty or discontent among the population. ---- 183106123 ->>183105971 (OP) -Humans broke the NAP by invading bug turf first, instead of admitting fault and negotiating peace the first reaction is full scale war. ---- 183106126 ->>183105971 (OP) -you must be a moron or something -and clearly you never served in the military -anyways here's what you don't get -making fun of something doesn't mean the thing you're making fun of is bad or false -it's just an abstraction of actuality ---- 183106155 ->>183106087 ->buenos aires was clearly an inside job - -Literally zero evidence of this ---- 183106169 ->>183106041 -The bugs slaughtered human colonists that entered bug space prior to launching the asteroid, and it's constantly shown that the bugs are smarter than the humans estimate them to be, so it's not far fetched to assume that the brain bugs ascertained the location of Earth by eating the brains of the colonists. ---- 183106174 ->>183106091 -For some reason I always imagined she smells like stale instant coffee ---- 183106187 ->pro-satire people immediately launch into childish name-calling ->you just don't understand it bro!! -yeah cool, your entire theory hinges upon a schizoid conspiracy theory for which the movie provides zero evidence. in fact, the movie makes it a big point that humans consistently underestimate the intelligence of the bugs. the movie has satirical elements but "it's fascist because they like violence" is not one of them. ---- 183106202 ->>183106087 ->hurf durf muh super science should have detected the meteor -Half the fleet almost crashes into itself when they travel to Planet P ---- 183106227 ->>183106174 -Can't unsmell it now, thanks anon ---- 183106249 -I always wondered if people who bitch about not faithful adaptation has read the book only once in their childhood and only remember all the cool things from it. -Because the book has only 2.5 short action scenes and everything else is about Johnny training and learning math during day and night in the camp, on board of a ship, in the field and by the end of the book he decides to stay in the military and get a promotion so he joins another camp to train and learn math. -"Faithful" movie would be just Full Metal Jacket but without Pyle conflict. - -However I understand dissapointement with the lack of exosuits considering that Starhip Troopers kickstarted this trend in sc-fi. ---- 183106256 ->>183106087 ->pearl harbour didn't happen, how could the US not detect the entire fucking Japanese fleet and naval aviaton arm heading right towards them? Are we supposed to believe not a single radar station, passing ship or passing plane noticed them? ->9/11 didn't happen, are we supposed to believe the United States, the most militarily powerful nation on earth, couldn't handle a single passenger plane heading towards one of their largest and most important cities? ---- 183106273 ->>183106015 ->Western world would be pretty epic if we actually enforced this -I agree, for national defence only. Militaries should have a divide between expeditionary forces and national defence. A large and well trained service of nashos who defend the nation and a small highly trained force of professionals to send overseas to slot floppies. ---- 183106274 ->>183106249 -Same. The book is alright, but it would not make for a good movie as is. Unless it was some sort of military slice-of-life drama, but not my cup of tea. ---- 183106430 ->>183106274 -I think the anime adaptation it had in 1988 could be classified like that. ---- 183106604 -the bugs theyre all meat eaters ---- 183107273 ->>183105971 (OP) ->>183106041 -You guys missed the main message and I don't understand how you can be so stupid. It's not about who made Buenos Aires. It could have been the bugs, it could have been the government. Or the government, but the bugs would have done the same thing just later. You know? That's not the point. The point is that after something like that, it's very easy to move fear and turn a society into a fascist dictatorship and free people into mindless executive machines. Is it bad? Well, it depends on your point of view. For the author of the book, it was a good thing and he saw nothing wrong with it. For Verhoeven, it was a bad thing. What's good is that the movie doesn't try to impose any point of view. It's just the way things are going. There will always be bugs. ---- 183107336 ->>183107273 ->you missed the point ->it's actually about how it's bad to want revenge when a city of yours gets nuked -No that's actually exactly what I said ---- 183107374 ->>183107336 -Who are you quoting, retard? ---- 183107393 ->>183107374 -I'm quoting you ->You guys missed the main message ->The point is that after something like that, it's very easy to move fear and turn a society into a fascist dictatorship and free people into mindless executive machines. Is it bad? ->For Verhoeven, it was a bad thing. ---- 183107411 ->>183105997 -Dizzy Flores was hotter. ---- 183107449 ->>183107393 -Ok. ---- 183107454 ->>183105971 (OP) ->the bugs literally genocided an entire city of 8 million people -Yeah i'm sure that exactly what happened ->be aarachnids ->launch an asteroid from the other side of the galaxy that travels at sub-C speeds ->asteroid travels millions of light years through space without getting captured in the gravitational pull of thousands of quazars, super novas or gas giants ->space faring human civilzation utterly fails into noticing said asteroid ->Fascist dicatorship totally doesn't find a convinient excuse to rally humanity behind it's banner ---- 183107479 ->>183107273 -Nothing about the society portrayed in Starship Troopers is fascist. You join the military of your own free will. The state doesn't seem to be totalitarian. Rico's parents criticize the state without fear, it looks like there's freedom of speech. They even became rich businesspeople. -Verhoeven put people in Nazi-like uniforms and all the self-declared big brain high IQ interpretators immediately jump to muh fascism, it's honestly pretty hilarious. You're not as smart as you think you are ---- 183107495 ->>183106015 -and how does following orders, shooting guns and learning to make your bed make you a better citizen? -dividing the population into different voting blocks with different amounts of political power has already been tried for centuries, it creates a lot more issues in a democracy than it solves. ---- 183107518 ->>183105971 (OP) -Maybe the bugs were just responding to a lifetime of systematic oppression at the hands of the colonial human power structure. Next time try thinking of the situation from the bugs' perspective and check your human privilege. ---- 183107542 ->>183106096 -Proofs ->w-well there aren't any proofs but it would support my argument if it was true -No proofs -No dice -Hit the bricks homo ---- 183107549 ->>183107495 ->and how does following orders, shooting guns and learning to make your bed make you a better citizen? - -It builds character and instills discipline, something your parents should have done if they haven't fucked around and left you to develop into a degenerate fuckoff. ---- 183107561 ->>183107454 -in the logic of the movie, asteroids and spaceships travel at the same speed and only take a couple of days to reach every destination in the galaxy. you're supposed to accept this for what it is and dont get autistic with real world physics ---- 183107582 ->>183107549 -I was in the navy for 3 years and it didnt make me a better or more informed citizen. its a job like any other ---- 183107599 ->>183107582 -That's because you're a schlub and there's no war on ---- 183107606 ->>183107454 -this is like saying The Terminator is unrealistic because when he's in search mode you can see the robot has a minuscule processing power by today's standards. in reality there's nothing in the movie to suggest the BA attack is a false flag, the only "argument" is "well the science in this science fiction movie isn't real!!!" yeah no shit ---- 183107624 ->>183107273 -There is literally no political change caused by the Buenos Aires attack ->Bro this is like the patriot act!!! -No ---- 183107641 ->>183107599 -yeah, all those veterans that came back from vietnam became successful and upstanding citizens. just go to war, chud, it will make you a better human being ---- 183107680 ->>183107641 -oh yeah I'd much rather have policy decided by flower power hippie free love idealist morons than Vietnam vets who put their life on the line for their country ---- 183107741 ->>183107495 -faggots like you shouldn’t be allowed to vote ---- 183107770 -Power to influence policy has historically always been linked with skin in the game, engaging in war. European aristocracy was founded on willingness to die in combat, noblesse oblige. Although of course over time this system degenerated and you had a fair share of war-dodgers and freeloaders too. But the idea that every single citizen just by virtue of being born, should have a say in political matters, is basically new since 1945. It's a big experiment and it's far from decided that it was the right move to give voting rights to every moron, drug addict junkie, even criminals in some cases. - -In Western Europe we give 50% of our pay check to the government and then the people who don't work at all and who get all our money for free get an equal say in how that tax money is spent. How is that fair? ---- 183107774 ->>183107582 -faaaaaaaag ---- 183107775 ->>183107582 -you shit bag didnt finish your 4 year contract. you should probably shut up ---- 183107798 ->>183107775 -he probably served during the “don’t ask don’t tell” days and got kicked out for his insatiable cock-gobbling ---- 183107821 ->>183106256 ->couldn't handle a single passenger plane -Except 3 planes hit new York that day, wtc 1, 2, & 7 were all struck by planes and collapsed. ---- 183107844 ->>183106015 -Heinlein made it a point that there's more government jobs that you can do to earn full citizenship and even if you join the military you can't be forced in a combat role. -Tbf his assumption that military service makes people better citizens/teachers is probably wrong. -I'd rather gatekeepe voting behind income, if you make less than minimum wage you shouldn't vote. ---- 183107888 ->>183107844 ->Heinlein made it a point that there's more government jobs that you can do to earn full citizenship and even if you join the military you can't be forced in a combat role. -Yeah but that's because in the book, taxes are extremely low. The only way to add value to the government is to work for them, even if the job itself is bullshit. It's the idea that counts. -If in Heinlein's book taxes were higher, by the same logic, you could add value to the state by sponsoring the treasury in the form of paying taxes. So the ridiculous excesses from the book (blind people getting a bullshit job counting the hairs on a caterpillar) could be avoided just by tweaking their society a bit, and allow voting rights to be purchased via taxes. ---- 183107955 ->>183107273 -Where in the movie is there any indication that the society is a fascist dictatorship due to fear, etc? It's an all volunteer military ---- 183107968 ->>183106041 -Low IQ retards who keep bringing this up fail to understand that both the writer of the book and the director are stupid and don't understand anything. Both in the book and the movie the bugs did it, they've said this multiple times. ->b-but that doesn't make sense! the asteroid would have to travel a billion years! -Yet this is what they wrote. -This is like asking niggers how they would feel if they were stabbed after they stabbed someone ->but I wasn't stabbed, why are you asking me this? ---- 183107971 ->>183107454 ->at sub-C speeds -according to whomst? ---- 183107998 ->>183107495 ->and how does following orders, shooting guns and learning to make your bed make you a better citizen? - -You are missing the point. The point is that you have to sacrifice something for the society to get a say in how it is governed. There was also civil-service to the same effect. ---- 183108065 ->>183107968 -Was there an asteroid attack on earth in the books? The bugs were technologically advanced in the books though, as I recall, they had laser rifles ---- 183108093 ->>183107971 ---- 183108100 ->>183108065 -Yes ---- 183108102 ->>183105971 (OP) ->They all conveniently "forget" that the fucking bugs blew up Buenos Aires -and you conveniently ignore the fact that there is no way the bugs could've sent a meteror halfway across an entire GALAXY at sublight speed at such accuracy ---- 183108122 ->>183105971 (OP) -I don't care for the pseudo-intellectual interpretation of reddit or the local schizos but what you're supposed to take away from the Buenos Aires attack is that it probably wasn't done by the bugs, given that they would somehow have had to acquire interplanetary weapons of mass destruction when the most we see them do in the movie is shoot blue shit out of their butts. -It's the government lying to it's population to justify and garner nationalistic support for its jingoistic policies. So deep. ---- 183108132 ->>183108102 -Why is there "no way"? The bugs are pretty smart ---- 183108155 ->>183108122 ->the most we see them do in the movie is shoot blue shit out of their butts - -We also see them suck the brains out of a, to them, completely foreign species, then digest and understand the memories in those brains. The bugs aren't dumb and incompetent ---- 183108163 ->>183108065 -i think the bugs land and attack earth then the humans fight them teamed up with another alien species ---- 183108170 ->>183108122 ->most we see them do in the movie is shoot blue shit out of their butts. -yeah the movie says they redirected the asteroid towards earth by shooting it. Similar to how NASA hopes to avert Earth getting hit by an asteroid today/in the near future. -the bugs are guided by a central brain bug who, as the movie admits, is smart, and is underestimated all the time by the humans in the movie. again, every single individual bug is stupid, but as a collective, they are capable of intelligent action. similar to actual insects in our universe. ---- 183108180 ->>183108132 -Well if they're so smart, how come they didn't just travel backwards in time? ---- 183108279 ->>183107582 -I was referring to normal people, sorry you're a lost cause. ---- 183108450 ->>183108155 ->>183108170 -These are all things told to us by human characters with an obvious political agenda. You guys are kind of bad at watching movies, huh? ---- 183108553 ->>183108450 -Sorry, I should go ask the bugs I guess, oh no I died ---- 183108558 ->>183105971 (OP) -The redditors want you to pretend it was bug 9/11 falseflag by the govt to justify going to war on le peaceful bugs ---- 183108567 ->>183108450 ->with an obvious political agenda -which agenda? people see NPH wear Hugo Boss and all of a sudden none of the humans in the entire movie can be trusted and the society is fascist because... uhh... reasons -The movie is really not smart at all, it relies on overdone fascist clichés (Hugo Boss, eagles in the flag, over-the-top propaganda movies) to short circuit the viewer into thinking this society is evil, without any real indication from the movie itself that the society is bad. Again, Rico's parents are rich, despite not joining the military, they can criticize the government freely, the military is voluntary, etc. ---- 183108578 ->>183105971 (OP) ->bugs manage to launch an asteroid from a system light years away from Earth ->they somehow manage to account for possibly trillions of miles of astral drift ->the somehow knew they were going to be at war with humans before we were even in our neolithic phase and launched an asteroid hundreds of thousands of years ago so it'd reach us right when we were expanded toward their territory ->the asteroid somehow managed to avoid the detection of the entire earth fleet and the ring of orbital defenses built around the moon despite the fact it'd take years for it to reach earth once it past Neptune ->but it was totally the bugs bro don't think about false.flags! ---- 183108602 ->>183108567 ->which agenda -human expansionsm into bug territory ---- 183108610 ->>183108578 ->the science in this science fiction movie is not realistic therefore fascism ---- 183108636 ->>183108578 -Everything you've just said is true but I swear this whole thread is another one of those "Jigsaw would never be found guilty by any court!" shitpost threads where the whole thing falls apart the second you give it more than a cursory glance but it's a waste of time to try because everyone thinks they're being too fucking clever by being in on the stupid joke ---- 183108660 ->>183108567 -No poltard your raid threads don't work. No poltard simultaneously saying it isn't fascism while also advocating for fascism isnt convincing. ---- 183108691 ->>183108578 -Yes? Might as well go - ->they somehow suck out peoples brains and understand the memories, possibly even controlling them for a while if needed (the fake distress message) ->humans are using FTL which is impossible as decided by modern physics, DING +1 cinema-sin ---- 183108697 ->>183108602 -No indication whatsoever in the movie that humans want to expand into bug territory, apart from the "Mormon extremist" colony that went to their planet *against the advice of the government* and then got brutally slaughtered. -If "expansionist fascists want to invade peaceful bug territory" the movie should've made that clearer by stating, for example, that bug planets are rich in some kind of mineral or resource that humans need/want. ---- 183108713 ->>183108636 -There's literally zero evidence of any conspiracy regarding the asteroid. ---- 183108739 ->>183108697 ->apart from the "Mormon extremist" colony that went to their planet *against the advice of the government* and then got brutally slaughtered -That was all to manufacture consent for the invasion, which is the real expansion ---- 183108762 ->>183108636 -It's a pol raid thread, they make every couple hours. They've done it for like 5 years now because they're desperate and brain dead. ---- 183108763 ->>183108739 -Yes, I guess killing 6 million Buenos Aerians isn't enough, nice conspiracy theory you got there lmao ---- 183108790 ->>183108762 -are these "pol tards" in the room with us right now? ---- 183108792 ->>183108713 -Aside from deliberately showing off the earth defenses blowing up meteors and a meteor getting passed them. ---- 183108806 -Why must you faggots always insist on being such contrarian dipshits? I swear to fucking christ if some demented schizo kicked a baby to death in public, you guys would be trying to argue how much of a threat the baby was. There's a point where it just gets old. ---- 183108810 -The plot events don’t negate the opinion that it is filmed as a satire of WW2, brainlet. ---- 183108811 ->>183108578 ->bugs manage to launch an asteroid from a system light years away from Earth -No problem here, FTL-drives exist in universe, FTL-speeds are possible - ->they somehow manage to account for possibly trillions of miles of astral drift -See above - ->the somehow knew they were going to be at war with humans before we were even in our neolithic phase and launched an asteroid hundreds of thousands of years ago so it'd reach us right when we were expanded toward their territory -See above - ->the asteroid somehow managed to avoid the detection of the entire earth fleet and the ring of orbital defenses built around the moon despite the fact it'd take years for it to reach earth once it past Neptune -See above - ->but it was totally the bugs bro don't think about false.flags! -There's zero evidence of that outside of your head ---- 183108817 ->>183108790 -...you're here posting you utter buffoon ---- 183108831 ->>183108739 -And, pray tell, why would humans desire expansion so much they'd kill 8 million people in BA? Because they're evil? That's just begging the question. You're moving in circles ---- 183108837 ->>183108792 -And in your mind this means that such systems are 100% infallible? ---- 183108862 ->>183108806 -How is it "contrarian" to say that the reddit-tier schizo conspiracy theory with no evidence shown in the actual film is crap? ---- 183108869 ->>183108806 -it's absolutely hilarious how you people have zero arguments aside from name-calling and having paranoid delusions about a pol raid, when in reality I just watched this movie yesterday with some bros and watched some youtube videos afterwards and thought most people immediately jumped to "they're evil fascists" because the characters wear Hugo Boss, not because the society itself is doing fascistic things. ---- 183108870 ->>183108837 -You're trying to attribute real life to establishing shots in a movie because you realized you're absolutely wrong. ---- 183108883 ->>183108739 ->humans ABSOLUTELY need to expand to these worthless barren rocks on the other side of the galaxy ---- 183108921 ->>183108870 -I'm just trying to understand why you think that being shown an in-universe propaganda piece regarding asteroid defence means that no asteroid could ever get past the weapon system ever. Why would you even jump to that conclusion? ---- 183108926 ->>183105971 (OP) ->Destroying Buenos Aires ->Killing 8 million Argentinians ->A bad thing -OP is obviously not a South American ---- 183108942 ->>183105971 (OP) -oy vey remember the 8 million ---- 183108953 ->>183108862 ->>183108869 -You win, you both rekt the libtards yet again. Good work, boys. ---- 183108984 ->>183108921 ->>183108870 ---- 183109017 ->the movie is about how easily people are manipulated through even the most obvious government propaganda ->w-wait, is that a Hugo Boss uniform I see? these people must be irredeemable evil fascists who can't be trusted and who want to kill the peaceful perfect bugs just because they're evil fascists ---- 183109030 ->>183108984 -So you are just blindly jumping to that conclusion? Got it. ---- 183109061 ->>183109017 -The irony, of course, being that you're the easily duped retard that fell for the so obviously bad it's comical in-universe propaganda and you are now unironically defending it and arguing for the evil bug menace. - -If you're not actually trying to be heinously and side splittingly retarded, I'm impressed. ---- 183109066 -How do bleeding heart bug apologists rationalise the king bug having a massive spike specifically designed to smash open alien skulls and devour their brains to steal their thoughts ---- 183109103 ->>183109066 -It's just their feeding tube. They have bad eye-sight and mistook his head for a space cantaloupe. The bugs are strictly vegan and dindu nuffin ---- 183109134 ->>183109066 ->How do bleeding heart human apologists rationalise the humans having powerful jaws specifically designed to smash open animal and alien bones and devour their flesh ---- 183109149 ->>183109061 ->arguing for the evil bug menace. -What? I'm saying that people pretend to be above the movie by saying that the propaganda is bad and over the top, while also immediately falling for the "Hugo Boss equals EVIL" propaganda in our own universe. The whole movie hinges upon the anti-fascist propaganda of our own universe, it throws fascist cliché after fascist cliché at you, but the society itself is never actually fascist. You just think that because of... propaganda. You're conditioned to lose your shit when characters in Hugo Boss uniforms do things. ---- 183109190 ->>183109030 ->>183108870 ->establishing shot ->blind conclusion -you actually think being able to inject plausible doubt from failures in real life into establishment shots of fictional films space defenses will turn people into fascist neo nazis. -...this alone should clue you in to just how much of a joke the white supremacy movement is. ---- 183109229 ->>183109149 -Wrong ---- 183109230 ->>183109190 ->shown one thing happening in a movie ->that must now happen with a 100% certainty forever in this film - -And that's not even mentioning that it's literally an in-universe commercial regarding the capabilities of the system designed to soothe the fears of earth citizens. Your take is really fucking bad ---- 183109241 ->>183109229 -Oh ok you got me, you're right ---- 183109255 ->>183109230 -aimed my retort at the wrong person, sorry bro ---- 183109264 -I really, genuinely want to believe that everyone in this thread is merely pretending to be retarded. Especially OP. I really want to believe that. ---- 183109341 ->>183109230 ->>that must now happen with a 100% certainty forever in this film -Yes retard ITS AN ESTABLISHING SHOT ---- 183109343 ->>183109264 -Oh my god I literally just even HAVE to believe that these CHUDS realize that the murderous space bugs were the good guys all along, all the killings were just in self defence they didn't do anything wrong! Just like Jamal and Pibbles, ACAB HILLARY WON BLACK LIVES MATTERS ---- 183109344 ->>183109264 -cool, more namecalling from the intelligent high IQ interpretators of this movie. very convincing ---- 183109368 ->>183109341 ->establishing shot of Buenos Aires ->no longer exists shortly into the movie - -proved you wrong without even trying ---- 183109385 ->>183108578 -The alpha bugs are literally just giant brains, they're probably pretty smart. ---- 183109394 ->>183109341 -It establishes that they have a system that CAN shoot down asteroids, not that it will never fail to do so ---- 183109408 ->>183109241 -correct. And yes I can tell by your shitty backwards logic that you're an SEA dipshit, probably indian. Only some dumb backwards SEA fuck can think ->yea _ is bad but saying _ is bad then inverts _ to being good ---- 183109409 ->they false-flagged Buenos Aires -why? ->because the society is evil -what if they're not evil though? ->well, they sure do look evil, just look at their dumb propaganda movies and uniforms, it reminds me of Nazis! -yeah but what kind of evil things do they actually do in the movie? ->they false-flagged Buenos Aires ---- 183109427 ->>183109394 ->>183108870>>183109190 ---- 183109465 ->>183109343 ->>183109344 -I think I'm going to die of laughter. This braindead retards are honestly, HONESTLY trying to cheerlead for the caricature brainwashed society of Starship Troopers because they've conflated the bugs in the film to black foreigners and the over the top goofy propaganda to some kind of right wing protect our borders cause and feel they MUST defend it or it is a loss for the modern right wing or something. - -HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THIS RETARDED HOLY SHIT. TOUCH GRASS. YOUR MIND HAS ROTTED FROM POLITICS. ---- 183109474 ->>183106256 -did he say "didn't happen" or "inside job" -pretty sure it was the latter ---- 183109496 ->>183105971 (OP) -I saw titties and giant bugs getting torn to shreds this movie is alright in my book. ---- 183109537 ->>183109427 ->>183109030 ---- 183109539 ->>183109465 -this guy thinks he's smart for picking up on the most obvious in-your-face satire in existence, and his brain melts at the prospect of looking behind the curtain of the satire itself to critically examine it and how well it did its job of satirizing ---- 183109607 ->they look like nazis and they like violence it's a really subtle satire don't you see? if you have a critical note on the movie it just means you didn't see the EXTREMELY SUBTLE satire, Verhoeven is a real auteur, you wouldn't understand ---- 183109612 ->>183109539 -It's more accurate to say that you're such a desperate idiot and dying to feel smart and against the crowd that you are unironically shilling for over the top propaganda just to go against the obvious. You are a peak moron. ---- 183109638 -occasional reminder that Heinlein was a feminist and any chud who jerks off to his ideas is a moron who never looked deeper into them. You're basically too much of a poussy to say you just like fascism so you cling to fascism-lite ideas like service for citizenship for ---- 183109644 ->>183107495 -In the book it's explained that if you want to do service to get voting rights, they are not able to refuse you. The service doesn't have to be military service, and no matter how unsuitable you are for any role, they will find something for you to do. You have to be the one to refuse or quit. ---- 183109657 ->>183106015 -Except that it's unconstitutional. It's called a "right" because the government needs a reason to take it from you, not a reason to give it to you. Imagine if a law passed that said military service was mandatory before the government let you own a gun. ---- 183109672 -I recently finished the book and it was absolutely terrible. Every single character is a cardboard cutout that only exists to explain some facet of Heinlein's inane political views. ---- 183109676 ->>183109612 -what is so fascist about the Trooper society? ---- 183109684 ->>183109638 -But I don't like fascism. I like a democracy with limits on who can and can't vote. ---- 183109691 ->>183109676 -Define fascism. ---- 183109696 ->>183109684 -and presumably you get to set those limits right ---- 183109730 ->>183109696 -The limits that exist in the book are fine. What is this weird arrgument? - ->I like communism ->and presumably YOU can decide that the communism isn't actually anarcho-capitalism? - -Uh, yes, I like what I said I liked ---- 183109756 ->>183108065 ->>183108163 -They don't attack earth, but they do suprise attack Pluto where there's some advanced research facility and kill Karl (Neil Patrick Harris in the film). There's also the 3rd alien race who Humans raid at the start of the book because they work with the books, and they switch sides after it to help the Humans. -They also fight the bugs on another planet, and basically learn how to defeat them there. ---- 183109772 ->>183109691 -Why would I? It's not my contention that the movie satirizes fascism at all. It satirizes how easily people are fooled by propaganda - the people in the movie are fooled, and the viewers are fooled because (through propaganda) they instinctively associate Hugo Boss with evil, even though they're actually not doing much evil at all. You're no better than the Troopers themselves, you uncritically accept the humans are evil just because they have the evil aesthetic. So what makes them so evil? To defend that you have to literally invent an in-universe conspiracy theory false-flag. It's pretty funny ---- 183109776 ->>183109730 -He's saying you wouldn't be so fine with it if you weren't the one in charge of those limits, idiot. What if you're part of the group that is decided can't vote, dipshit? ---- 183109799 ->>183109730 ->The limits that exist in the book are fine -A society that's at constant war and where the government controls every facet of public information? ---- 183109801 ->>183108811 ->see above ->see above ->see above -A wizard did it. ---- 183109808 ->>183109772 ->Why would I? -So you asked me a question that I can't answer then because you won't define it. Don't have some kind of argument with me and then refuse to define a term you yourself brought into the argument and then somehow retroactively hold me responsible for something that someone else said, idiot. I didn't bring up fascism. You did. So define it, and I'll tell you whether they're fascist or not. ---- 183109829 -this uniform closely resembles nazi uniforms, to recognize this you need a really high IQ, the satire is extremely subtle, yes it's about evil human nazis, there couldn't possibly be a deeper message to it, because it's already so subtle most people don't instinctively think of nazis when they see this uniform ---- 183109848 ->dude I support democracy, it's just that some people shouldn't be allowed to vote, you know? Come to think of it, most people. In fact the more I deliberate on this, it really should only be people exactly like me voting. And really what's this voting business anyway, me and people like me know best ---- 183109861 ->>183109776 -It's tiresome to argue with actual morons such as yourself. Of course I understood his argument, but the argument is fucking dumb. The system in the book is clearly defined and that system is what I said I liked. If I was part of the group that couldn't vote, and then decided that I wanted to vote, I'd apply for national service to earn my right to vote, because that is how that system works you utterly fucking retarded garbage brained idiot ---- 183109889 ->>183109799 -The society is at war because it is attacked by space bugs and is defending itself, nothing wrong with that ---- 183109896 ->>183108792 -That is after the first attack so they are prepared and looking for them, the news short is telling people they are safe now. -Why does this film make people turn their brains off and make them incapable of following a narrative. There is zero (0) indication anywhere that the asteroid attack was done by the Federation, apart from some fan theory head canon saying it must have been an inside job because the Federation is evil, because it just is okay! ---- 183109904 ->>183109808 ->I didn't bring up fascism -yeah you brought up nothing, just came into this thread namecalling, then acting like a literal reddit atheist "DEFINE God for me please!!!!" and acting all victorious and mighty when people don't want to play your asinine game ---- 183109905 ->>183109861 -The military dictatorship of the book is an unrealistic utopia. People who are veterans are just as capable of being corrupt assholes. ---- 183109918 ->>183109861 -Clearly you don't understand the argument because you're trying to handwave it away by pointing to some random template and saying that one works for you. - ->I'm fine if I'm not the one setting the limits as long as the limits work for me such as the limits working this way -You are an actual idiot and I only wish you could be forcefully shoved into the society you're begging for because I want you to have to suffer through your own idiocy. ---- 183109930 ->>183105971 (OP) -exquisite bait ---- 183109935 ->>183109889 ->The society is at war because it is attacked by space bugs -no, the entire history of United Citizen Federation is constant warfare ---- 183109940 ->>183109905 -Sure, that's a proper argument against it. Probably wouldn't work that well in real life, but there has to be something better than the system we have now where people who are literal leeches on the system gets equal say in how the system is governed (and surprise surprise, they usually vote in favour of being able to leech even harder) ---- 183109962 ->>183106015 ->said basement dweller who has never thrown a punch in his life ---- 183109965 ->>183109848 -You know Martin Luther King Jr. didn't actually invent democracy, it was the ancient Greeks. ---- 183109967 ->>183109904 -More like you're just an obvious braindead idiot and are afraid to define fascism because you don't even know what it means, so you're latching onto this retarded Hugo Boss bullshit point and squawking it ad nauseum since you have nothing of actual intelligence to say and nobody argued that shit to begin with. - -I'm just genuinely amused at how much of a tryhard contrarian dumbass you are. ---- 183109969 ->>183109918 -Am I arguing with chatGPT? I'll just disregard any further posts that have zero substance I guess ---- 183109976 -There isn't a single military character in the book that isn't a benevolent fatherly figure who only means well and who has zero flaws. If everyone was like this then any society, fascist or not, would thrive ---- 183109978 ->>183109799 ->the government controls every facet of public information -people say this but the movie doesn't show this. yes you see government propaganda. but we also have government propaganda today. the mere existence of such propaganda doesn't mean other media is prohibited. -there is freedom of speech: rico's parents criticize the government freely and seemingly without fear or reprisal -there's a reporter who basically regurgitates the "pro-bug" argument -there's a talkshow with pro and con sides in a debate (uncivilized debate, but fine) -Again, the fascist aesthetics of the characters fool you into thinking this society is a totalitarian hellhole. The movie contradicts this. ---- 183109997 ->>183109976 -I don't know, the chicks are bald, that's not hot so that's a flaw ---- 183110004 ->>183109965 -ancient Greek "democracy" had something like 10% of people in a city being able to vote, it's more of a milestone than a template to be followed ---- 183110035 ->>183109969 ->I'm too stupid to make a counterpoint to that or understand that so I'll just say ur a bot -I accept your concession, moron. ---- 183110042 ->>183109978 -I'm not talking about the movie. Since we're talking about the ideas behind it which were promoted by Heinlein, I'm talking about the book and the book is pretty clear on this ---- 183110044 ->>183110004 -that was my point dipshit, your concept of democracy is flawed ---- 183110053 ->>183109967 -the Starship Troopers society simply isn't fascist because such societies have existed before in real life and we don't call those societies fascist. They're basically Spartans except the Spartans also had literal slaves. We don't call the Spartans "fascist." So why should this particular fictional society satirize fascism? Because of the Hugo Boss uniforms. You just keep proving my point. - -Fascism can't reliably be defined, everyone who's ever read a book knows this. It's a short hand ideology for "thing I don't like." Mussolini defined it as a reaction against communism, that's about all there is to say about its "definition." ---- 183110071 ->>183110044 -you decided it's "my concept" because I explicitly said it's not to be emulated? Are you ok? ---- 183110088 ->>183110053 -I don't think Spartans had any kind of democracy. The system isn't really like any used democratic system, the old ones restricted votes by things such as land ownership, you couldn't just apply, suffer and then become a voter. ---- 183110098 ->>183110004 ->ancient Greek "democracy" had something like 10% of people in a city being able to vote -ohhh nooooo they didn't allow the HECKING SLAVES to vote. noooooooooooooooooo ---- 183110103 ->>183110053 -the UCF and Sparta are absolutely nothing alike except maybe in the high status of the military ---- 183110105 ->>183107955 ->>183107624 ->>183107479 -It's fascist that there exists in-universe and out-of-universe military propaganda. -There shouldn't be any military propaganda at all. -Bunch of zogbot bootlickers in these threads. -No you are not getting laid by joining the military, you are not going to get a heroic last stand, you are going to shoot some enemies of Zion and then step on a bomb. ---- 183110118 ->>183110042 -My bad, I've seen people talk about the movie-universe as being totalitarian etc. so I just jumped in with my post to make that point. ->>183110088 -Sure, and military participation was also obligatory in Spartan society instead of voluntary. So in many ways, the Spartans were MORE "fascist" than the Troopers. So why would the Trooper society be fascist? It doesn't really change my point. ---- 183110127 ->>183109940 ->people who are literal leeches on the system gets equal say in how the system is governed -Are we talking about poor people or hedge fund managers ---- 183110149 ->>183110098 ->heh we're a democracy since the demos - the people - decide on things ->and by "people" I mean land owning local free men, and then even they don't bother voting most of the time ---- 183110159 ->>183110127 -Both, but when I wrote that I was mostly thinking about the hordes of Somalis and arabs whose entire existence consists of sucking up as much welfare as possible, selling drugs on the side, and voting for more welfare every 4 years. ---- 183110172 ->>183110118 ->military participation was also obligatory in Spartan society -no, you absolulte fucking retard. this is where you and your type fail to understand the vital point. -it was not oglibatory. It was a PRIVILEDGE that you could attain if you fought hard your entire upbringing and youth. it came with a bunch of social and economical boons and people would sometimes literally die attempting to pass all the tests. ---- 183110180 ->>183106057 -I find the idea of a bug that thinks OFFENSIVE ---- 183110188 ->>183110071 -The belief you implied in the first post that it is "undemocratic" to disallow certain groups of people to vote is not correct. Because since the inception of democracy to this day there are restrictions on who can and can not vote. When the States were founded, only land owning white males could vote. Was America not a democracy? ---- 183110193 ->>183110149 ->and by "people" I mean land owning local free men ->and by people I mean those that have something to lose -yes. ---- 183110196 ->>183110053 ->Fascism can't be defined but I know for sure this society ISN'T fascist because it doesn't feel fascist to me based on these other societies I wouldn't personally label fascist -And you wonder why my opinion of your intelligence is so low. Say Hugo Boss again, motherfucker. ---- 183110214 ->>183110172 -dude come on just google ->was military participation compulsory in Sparta -just because they valorised it doesn't mean it wasn't obligatory ---- 183110228 ->>183110193 -you will be seething about landlords increasing your rent 5 minutes from now in another thread but you now say only landowners should be given citizen rights ---- 183110238 ->>183110196 -To be able to call something fascist you should reasonably be able to define fascism, otherwise you are just making sounds (or typing symbols) that have no meaning, gibberish ---- 183110254 ->>183110053 ->Fascism can't reliably be defined -Punished by the rod, executed by the axe, unity of the faggot. It's an extremely simple concept: totalitarian authoritarianism borne from populism. The reason it's "thing I don't like" is because of the inherent self-contradiction of populist government. Everyone wants the government to be authoritarian on their behalf, but also wants the government to make an exception for them. The reason why fascism is synonymous with militarism is because a common enemy is the one thing that can break this stalemate. ---- 183110266 ->>183106015 -Should do like South Korea where everyone need to spend 2 years in the military once they graduate high school. ---- 183110284 ->>183110188 -Arguing that if you have some restrictions on rights then you might as well have more restrictions is the worst kind of sophistry. The more people that can participate in the public discourse and decision making process, the more people would feel like they're part of a larger society. There are some obvious limits to this, namely age. But the ideas promoted in the book and some anons here are extremely detrimental long-term ---- 183110286 ->>183110196 -just because something can't be defined doesn't mean you can't say anything definite about it. maybe a read a book. -there is no set agreement on the definition of a "game", or of "pornography", because any proposed definition excludes things we would consider games or porn, or it includes things we wouldn't consider games or porn. the same is true of fascism. you're really not as smart as you think you are. ---- 183110306 ->>183110254 -But by that definition Soviet Russia was fascist, not communist. I guess it's technically true, but it muddies the waters and makes discussion difficult ---- 183110307 ->>183110228 -you dont know me, anon ---- 183110317 ->>183110238 -So basically, you're telling me you're just typing a bunch of gibberish since you yourself admitted that I never brought up the word fascism. Only you did that. You are trying to say that a fictional group of people isn't a thing that you YOURSELF claim has no definition, and you still don't understand why you're a complete fucking retard. I'm just blown away by what an idiot you are. ---- 183110337 ->>183110284 -Nobody in the book is DISALLOWED from voting, there's just obstacles put in the way that you need to overcome to prove that you actually care about voting ---- 183110342 ->Reddit-bean slurping fast sniffers hate that a gung-ho masculine film is widely beloved so they have to warp it into some faggotry about fascism -Everytime ---- 183110350 ->>183110306 -No, it doesn't. It's both accurate that Soviet Russia was fascist during Stalin and also accurate that Soviet Russia was State Socialist after him. There's no mud in the water, the reality is what it is. ---- 183110351 ->>183105971 (OP) -Satire or not, the moviein no way advocates for fascism, which a lot of retards here seem to think it does. -Every true believer ends up dead, crippled, or mentally unhinged in the service of the government's endless war. There is no happy ending, just more fighting and death. That's the harsh reality of Fascism, it's not a solution to anything, it's a fucking meat grinder, and (you) are the meat. ---- 183110372 ->>183110337 ->they're not disallowed from voting, they're just "not allowed" to vote by default until they fight bugs on an alien planet or they subject themselves to human experimentation -ok ---- 183110376 ->>183110286 -You're arguing that I'm making a continuum fallacy and that's not what I'm doing. This idiot is not arguing some broad definition for fascism that isn't exact enough, such as is the case with "game" or "pornography" or any other word in existence. He is literally arguing it has no real meaning or base definition and then simultaneously arguing that a fictional society ISN'T fascist despite it having no definition. - -Do you understand why he's an idiot, now? And why you are also an idiot? ---- 183110381 ->>183110317 -I'm not the person you've been arguing with. But if someone says that something IS something, the onus to prove that is on him. By default, things are NOT something. For example, you're GAY. You're GAY because you have SEX with MEN. You are SMURB. I don't know what SMURB means, but you are it. In this case, you are not SMURB because SMURB means jack shit. ---- 183110403 ->>183110372 -You just prove how little you know about the system, begone retardo ---- 183110410 ->>183110376 -saying "X has no definition" is not the same as saying "there is absolutely nothing to be said about X" come on dude. you're being real sperg asking for a definition like a pedant, and you make no arguments at all except childish crying and being mad ---- 183110417 ->>183110403 ->and lo, I beheld a land bereft of argument ---- 183110418 ->>183110376 -That hardly matters. Engage with the argument, don't try to trip him up on a technicality. You're not smart for stumbling over yourself arguing with idiots. ---- 183110422 ->>183110350 ->It's an extremely simple concept: totalitarian authoritarianism borne from populism - -If that doesn't describe communist Russia then I don't know what does ---- 183110466 ->>183110417 -What the fuck? Did you just say that you love to suck cocks and gargle the cum of strange men? Ewww anon how could you say (and do) that, that's disgusting ---- 183110467 ->>183105971 (OP) -how the fuck can some bugs control a fucking meteor's path across such vast distances to precisely hit a city on a spinning planet? its an obvious false flag operation. ---- 183110478 ->>183110466 -what a weird thing to have in your mind. But to each their own ---- 183110492 -Starship Troopers is a movie about bugs ->oh yeah? define bugs ->define movie ---- 183110497 ->>183110410 ->saying "X has no definition" is not the same as saying "there is absolutely nothing to be said about X" come on dude. -Yes, it is. You are literally saying it has no meaning and not giving it any kind of definition and then using it in an argument. That is peak, absurd idiocy. - ->you're being real sperg asking for a definition like a pedant -It is quite literally the crux of his entire argument you moron. - ->THIS SOCIETY ISNT FASCIST! ->Define fascism ->No! It doesn't mean anything! But what I'm certain of is the society isn't fascist! ->You are an idiot -I am typing to actual braindead morons. ---- 183110500 ->>183110478 -eww anon ew I think I'm going to be sick, you really shouldn't be doing that, think of all the diseases ---- 183110524 ->>183110467 -How can they suck the brains out from an alien species and digest the memories? ---- 183110526 ->>183110422 -Communist Russia after Stalin can't be described as populist, or totalitarian for that matter. ->no cult of personality ->no gulags ->no iron curtain -Police state, yes. Nightmarishly bureaucratic? Absolutely. Totalitarian? No. ---- 183110540 ->>183105971 (OP) -“Satire” that makes your subject look good is just cuckery ---- 183110542 ->>183110497 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_Investigations#Meaning_as_use ---- 183110550 ->>183110497 -Imagine failing to defeat actual braindead morons in an argument. What a loser. -Get him up against the wall, boys! ---- 183110553 ->>183110418 ->That hardly matters. -It is quite literally the entire crux of his argument you fucking idiot. - ->Engage with the argument, don't try to trip him up on a technicality. -So you're telling me to argue over whether a society is fascist or not while simultaneously accepting that the term fascist has no meaning. Got it. You are a complete idiot. I am not tripping anyone up on technicalities. I am asking for a clear indication about what he's even arguing and he himself was unable to answer it. - ->You're not smart for stumbling over yourself arguing with idiots. -Speak for yourself, dipshit. You're a braindead moron. ---- 183110555 ->>183110497 -You are misrepresenting the facts, though. - ->THIS SOCIETY ISNT FASCIST! ->Define fascism - -^ this is false - ->THIS SOCIETY IS FASCIST! ->Define fascism - -^ this is how it went down ---- 183110569 ->>183107680 -“for their country” LMAO it was a bunch of teens burning gooks alive for jews you fucking retard ---- 183110615 ->>183107411 -This. Dizzy > Carmen ---- 183110620 ->>183110569 -Their country said it needed to be done. Who the fuck are you to argue with the needs of the country? ---- 183110632 -this guy's first post in this thread was just asinine name calling with zero arguments and when someone asked for a question to elicit an argument "how is the society in ST fascist?" he immediately went to ->define fascism first! -it was hopeless from the start ---- 183110641 ->>183110555 -Literally just trying to place the onus on someone else for your own failed argument. Pathetic. Point out the post where I said the society is fascist. You can't because I didn't. You are the one in this thread confidently stating that it isn't, and now you're backpedaling now that you realize what a dumb fuck you are and trying to alleviate your own statements from criticism. ---- 183110648 ->>183110284 ->The more people that can participate in the public discourse and decision making process, the more people would feel like they're part of a larger society. -This seems like a reasonable thing to believe. However the function of society is not merely to have people feel included. By allowing more groups of people to vote you greatly lower the efficiency of the decision making process. -Giving someone the right to cast a vote is also not the only nor the best way to increase social cohesion. In fact required military service, an established duty and belief to your country is a far superior method of achieving this goal. -Compared to the superficial act of modern day voting, six months of military training would have a much stronger effect on creating a feeling of social belonging in your average citizen. ---- 183110668 ->>183110540 -Death of Stalin made Kruschev and Zhukov come out looking like absolute chads, does that make it not a satire? ---- 183110675 ->>183106087 -And Robocop was an in-universe TV show because it had ads and the news in it. -You an idiot ---- 183110723 ->>183110632 -Imagine this discussion on /v/ ->Pokémon sucks! ->ok so what is your favorite game? ->well, define "game" first ->there is actually no agreed-upon definition of what a "game" is ->oh so you're just talking about meaningless gibberish on this board? ---- 183110725 ->>183110632 -Yeah I made fun of idiots for being braindead retards and then saw said idiots claiming Starship Troopers' society wasn't fascist. So I said define fascism, and you couldn't, but insist it isn't fascist still. We're all on the same page here, you just appear to be a butthurt idiot that wishes I made the argument that they were fascist so you weren't left looking like the moronic dildo that you are. - -Reminder that OP said, BY HIMSELF AND WITHOUT ANY PROMPTING FROM ANYONE HERE: >>183105971 (OP) ->That doesn't make it "fascist" -And he is now saying that the word means nothing and he can't defend it. Just peak top kek. ---- 183110740 ->>183110725 -Op was responding to the general argument that the society in ST is fascist ---- 183110759 ->>183110648 -I would argue that efficiency is on the lower end of important traits in a democratic society. Long ago it has been accepted that efficiency must be sacrificed if popular participation is to be allowed. I also fail to see how military service in itself fosters patriotism and a belief in one's country. At least American veterans seem to be incredibly bitter and nihilistic and not overly patriotic. And really, why would being in some system that deprives you of all comforts and forges you into a weapon make you love your country somehow. ---- 183110768 ->>183110723 -A very fittingly shitty analogy from a big time retard. You know what a better analogy would be? Going to /pol/ and saying that modern western society isn't fascist, and then them asking me what the fuck a fascist is, and me saying "oh my god that's such a fucking cheapshot semantic ploy, I don't have to answer that, YOU have to tell ME what a fascist is!" - -That is literally what you have done in this thread. I hope you understand now why I've been making fun of you and laughing at you this entire time. ---- 183110776 ->>183110524 -how do you know they do? the brain bug probably just wants to feed on fat, and it uses that fat to grow its own synapses. Since the planet it lives on is pretty rare on food sources rich in fat, it stands to reason that it would crave the brains of humans if it can get them. -That's a lot more logical than 'it can digest memories'. ---- 183110788 ->>183105971 (OP) ->the bugs literally genocided an entire city of 8 million people -Yeah anon, and iraq had weapons of mass destruction kek ---- 183110846 ->>183110776 -Because the bug-besieged outpost made a phony distress call, leading to the ambush at the outpost when the relief arrived. Later they find a guy with his brain sucked out and it's stated/implied that they used the memories or puppeteered the guy to make the distress call. Circumstancial evidence, sure, but probable given what we see in the film ---- 183110863 ->>183110648 ->>183110284 -Yeah honestly I don't get it. If the only reason I'm getting a "vote" is so that I can feel appeased as a member of society - and the price to pay for that is that I need to be indoctrinated from birth in what particular way I should vote - then I'd much rather find other ways to be a productive member while retaining the mental faculties necessary to do so. ---- 183110871 ->>183110776 -you people have to literally disregard everything the movie tells you, from the workings of the government, to the motivations of the characters, to the destruction of a city, to the biology of the bugs, just to cling to your little interpretation of it ---- 183110905 ->>183110740 -So? Nobody here said that and nobody forced OP to make his own thread and own arguments and statements that it isn't fascist. He made his own arguments in the OP and definitively used the word fascism twice to support his arguments despite himself admitting that it apparently meant nothing. Keep in mind his argument wasn't that it meant nothing(something he only acknowledged later), his argument was that it wasn't fascism. And then he later admitted fascism had no definition. Just top kek. - -You can't just claim you're responding something to absolve yourself from defending your own statements, but it's funny to watch you idiots try anyways. ---- 183110926 ->>183107844 ->I'd rather gatekeepe voting behind income -Congratulations, you've just given corporations the power to decide who votes. ---- 183110927 ->>183110905 ->this society is fascist ->what do you mean by that? ->Y-YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT?? - -mental ---- 183110931 ->>183110905 ->it apparently meant nothing. -you are actually, really moronic. AGAIN, something not having a set definition does NOT mean that it "means nothing" ---- 183110934 ->>183110846 -honestly that seems like a stretch. i'd say it's a lot more likely that the brain bug just hit some clearly marked 'in case of emergency' button. I mean I agree the brain bug is smart, I think it just has a lot of synapses so it figured out that a big red button is a distress call. ---- 183110943 ->>183110620 -I have a brain and understand that my politicians would kill me without a second thought for a grand if they thought they’d get away with it. This country is run by literal demons. ---- 183110957 ->>183105971 (OP) -What they’re asking in return is that you pay your taxes. -Military service is a stupid requirement, I’d rather they require a college degree. ---- 183110969 ->>183110934 -I looked it up, seems like the guy that they find at the base say that the bugs "make you do things". That could imply that they suck brains and digest memories, or that they can puppeteer people, OR that they just know about our tech due to their natural IQ and observations and coerced the radio operators like a person would (pantomimed threats until they did as they wanted) ---- 183110975 ->>183110927 -The exact opposite happened in this thread. - ->This society is NOT fascist ->what do you mean by that? ->Y-YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT?? ---- 183110991 ->>183110957 -Now an even more significant portion of the voter base consists of leftist liberal arts majors ---- 183111004 ->>183110931 -If you quite literally cannot or refuse to provide or acknowledge any definition for a term you yourself use in an argument, then yes, it absolutely does "mean nothing". Hey dipshit, next time you go to a public debate, try refusing to define a word you yourself used in your arguments and then simultaneously argue that it still "means something". Christ. Idiot. ---- 183111009 ->>183110975 -Did it? Define 'thread'. Thread as in a part of cloth? What happened to the thread? ---- 183111014 ->>183110871 ->y-you people don't take the movie at face value! ->HOW COULD YOU MAKE SUCH N INTEPRETATION -I dunno, anon, maybe because I don't trust the narrators in the movie to be completely objectively correct. -I suppose you are the kind of person who takes American Psycho completely at face value as well? ->anon, he really did have to return some videotapes! ---- 183111037 ->>183110975 ->>what do you mean by that? -the guy answered this a million times in this thread ->rico's parents are rich despite hating the military ->the military is voluntary ->there is seemingly free speech (rico's parents) ->they're not engaging in war for war's sake, but to respond to the arachnid threat ---- 183111042 ->>183111014 -Of course not, it was the janitor that we see sweeping the floor in one scene because that makes perfect sense in my reddit-infected mind and makes me feel smart. ---- 183111048 ->>183110969 -nice going anon. I think it's the latter enterpretation and that the scared colonist is just seeing boogey men. ---- 183111064 ->>183111009 -Thread, or otherwise known as a topic, as defined by the website itself in the "create a new thread" option at the top of the page. Threads begin with a topic of discussion posted by OP and then continue with replies discussing the topic brought up in the original post of the thread. - -Wow, that was so difficult. And look how much better it is than your "literally no definition whatsoever" for fascism. ---- 183111077 ->>183111014 -there's a difference between an unreliable narrator and you completely dismissing every single aspect of the whole movie and then add your own ideas to the movies (such as BA being a false flag, or the government being totalitarian) ---- 183111080 ->>183111042 -this is literal schizoid nonsense. ---- 183111093 ->>183111037 -He never answered it once. In fact, when pressed on it, he said it didn't have a definition. That was his answer. ---- 183111101 ->>183111093 -fascism has no set definition but I know that the coffee I'm currently drinking, is NOT fascist - -see how this works. just because something can't be defined clearly doesn't mean you can't say anything about it ---- 183111103 ->>183111077 ->such as BA being a false flag, or the government being totalitarian -IVE DONE NO SUCH THING, RETARD -I've literally only questioned one part about the movie, and that's the quasi-supernatural part about the bugs being able to 'digest memories'. -Fucking hell you are stupid. ---- 183111126 ->>183111103 ->the quasi-supernatural part -lol there's literal psychics in the movie ---- 183111128 ->>183110759 ->I would argue that efficiency is on the lower end of important traits in a democratic society. Long ago it has been accepted that efficiency must be sacrificed if popular participation is to be allowed. -Yes but this is not an absolute maxim. Efficiency is required for a society to function, the same as participation. You need to find a healthy balance, there is nothing inherently wrong about preventing groups of people from voting if it will provide a social boon. ->I also fail to see how military service in itself fosters patriotism and a belief in one's country. At least American veterans seem to be incredibly bitter and nihilistic and not overly patriotic. And really, why would being in some system that deprives you of all comforts and forges you into a weapon make you love your country somehow. -You are conflating military service in America where they send you off to die in some backwater jungle or a desert shithole for some opaque purpose, with required military service in countries like Iran and Turkey. In those countries all men must go through military training when they reach adulthood, this is not considered to have a negative by their society and DOES instill patriotism. They spend time and effort working together for the protection of their society, just like their forefathers did. I'm not saying everyone is going to become a patriot. All I'm saying is that it is much more effective than American voting. A meaningless and lazy act of shifting responsibility onto large hazy originations of people who you will never meet or spend your days with. What percentage of Americans actually vote? How many of them feel satisfied with the results, and how many less two years later? ---- 183111137 ->>183111048 -Possibly, but I do remember when watching the movie that I assumed that he meant that they could control people somehow, but I don't know what prompted that assumption. I'll have to rewatch it some time to make sure ---- 183111140 ->>183111101 -No. What you said literally has no meaning because you gave it no meaning. It's not about "being defined clearly", again. You are trying to accuse me of a continuum fallacy, and that's not what is happening. You have literally refused to provide any sort of definition at all for fascism and outright said it has no definition. That is not the same thing as something have a loose or imprecise definition. ---- 183111163 ->>183111080 -Look up the janitor-theory in relation to American psycho ---- 183111218 ->>183111126 -no... anon... there are peope who purport to be psychics. -Take the last scene for example. Oh, it's scared? D'ya think? Really? What clued you in? The obvious body language? No, it HAD to be magic, for sure. -Anon, you need to stop fucking accepting the surface level of everything and THINK. ---- 183111227 ->>183111140 ->people online (OP alluded to reddit and youtube) say the society in ST is fascist ->OP disagrees with this ->you disagree with OP (as evidenced by your namecalling) ->OP asks you the question "so what about their society is fascist?" ->you respond with the pedantic "define it first!!!" despite knowing that fascism is notoriously hard to define -furthermore, OP has already said multiple times why non-fascistic elements of their society (voluntary military, free speech, etc) preclude their society from being fascist ---- 183111255 ->>183111137 -It did mean it could control people. It's a thing that happens in the sequels and other starship troopers stories and the bugs get better at it like making little control bugs that can latch onto peoples necks ---- 183111257 ->>183111128 ->there is nothing inherently wrong about preventing groups of people from voting if it will provide a social boon -here we come to the inherent issue with anti-democratic (or let's call it anti-wide democracy) ideas, which is that you have to have some imaginary benevolent elite that makes the decision on who should be able to vote because it would be beneficial. And these people must be totally incorruptible for this to work. And who elects them? ->this is not considered to have a negative by their society and DOES instill patriotism -I've nevr done military service but I'm from an eastern euro shithole that had decades of military service up until 2004 or so. I never had the impression that the men who went though that system were more patriotic. Sure they tell stories about getting drunk or pranking their COs during their conscription days (and also stories about how every year some kid died due to some idiot officer's incompetence) but no actual patriotic vibes. Maybe in Iran and Turkey it's different ---- 183111266 ->>183111218 -This. It's obviously just a ploy by the totalitarian government to be able to recruit certain high-IQ people into it's inner sphere, to act as secret police. ---- 183111272 ->Death of the author bad when it's my kike professor using it to push his politics. ->Death of the author good when it's me using to say my politics are based. ---- 183111277 ->>183111218 -NPH controlling his ferret was also just an elaborate ruse? him guessing randomly generated cards correctly just a stroke of luck? him getting into their society's equivalent of the CIA too? ---- 183111283 -so this movie is about Israel right ---- 183111288 ->>183111255 -I refuse to watch or to consider anything that happens in the sequels ---- 183111321 ->>183111257 ->here we come to the inherent issue with anti-democratic (or let's call it anti-wide democracy) ideas, which is that you have to have some imaginary benevolent elite that makes the decision on who should be able to vote because it would be beneficial. And these people must be totally incorruptible for this to work. And who elects them? - -Sure, there is a point to this, but you forget that the elites of today already decide exactly what you are and aren't allowed to do, and yet you are still allowed to do things. The slippery slope is not a guaranteed thing. ---- 183111338 ->>183111277 -Government ploy, doctored computer programs and trained ferrets. ---- 183111342 ->>183111266 -thank you, fucking finally. -it's a lot easier to work as a secret police if people think you are psychic. ->>183111277 -the ferret could have been trained and controlled through subtle commands. card tricks are as old as time, most likely he was in cahoots with the person administering the test. Him getting into the secret police was NOT a random stroke of luck, however. He was groomed from the start. ---- 183111349 ->>183111338 ->>183110871 ---- 183111370 -at some point "the government lies" just turns into "it's all a dream!" idiocy, really, you can justify any possible interpretation if you choose to ignore literally everything the movie tells you, it's a dead end ---- 183111406 ->>183111342 -Also, I find it highly implausible that we just happen to stumble across an alien species that looks like a large human insect. It's much more probable, and highly alluded to in the film, that the government created the Arachnids in their bio-warfare gene labs, and planted them in the Arachnid exclusion sector to give humanity an enemy to fight ---- 183111425 ->>183111370 -it's not a dead end, it leads to a more enjoyable viewing experience. -instead of 'it's magic bugs vs. magic guys in black coats' it turns into something a bit more nuanced. -But I guess you like your magic bugs. more power to ya. ---- 183111435 ->>183111342 -that humans, in the distant future, attain some kind of higher consciousness and have supernatural powers is a really common scifi trope back when popular conscience assumed that human evolution meant that humans would become progressively smarter, more perfect, etc. -to me, the existence of psychics in the movie was just there as exactly that trope, it also explains humanity's sudden capability for FTL travel and space colonization etc ---- 183111441 ->>183111321 -there is no elite that can remove my right to vote however. Obviously you can go into an argument of "does voting matter" etc. but I think it does, since powerful people constantly get fucked in elections despite fighting hard ---- 183111459 ->>183111227 -You're just yet again trying to hide your stupidity behind saying "It was in response to something", which does nothing to absolve your statements. I never made the argument that the society was fascist. OP DID make the argument that it WASN'T fascist. When I pressed him on this, he was unable to even define fascism or defend his original statements. That's it, I win. - -The amount of effort you've tried to put in to make it my fault that OP is a retard that used terms he can't even adequately define or defend is pretty funny, but we're just repeating ourselves over and over at this point and I feel confident that I've already adequately illustrated what amazing morons you are. ---- 183111467 ->>183107821 -Except the plane meant for building 7 crashed in a field in the middle of nowhere and the building still collapsed despite taking nearly no damage. It feel straight down as if triggered by controlled explosions and independent testing found traces of thermite in the wreckage of all 3 towers ---- 183111470 ->>183111441 ->there is no elite that can remove my right to vote however -Yes there is, at least if you are american. Felons can't vote (depending on state), if they really wanted you not to be able to vote they could just charge you with a felony ---- 183111478 ->>183111459 ->the sky is blue ->you're a MORON if you think that ->ok so explain to me how the sky isn't blue? ->define blue also I never said the sky wasn't blue, retard ---- 183111484 ->>183105971 (OP) ->fascism is a really cool and normal you globalist basedcucks -In an actual fascist society you would be shunned and given an unimportant clerical or service job. You would not rise to the top of some imagined idealized hierarchy of the military or political sphere. Your subversive "tee hee kill all the niggers" online persona would make you come off as an unsettling try hard fag and you would be spurned. ---- 183111503 ->>183111484 -but their society isn't fascist, you just think that because of their edgy uniforms ---- 183111512 ->>183111459 -The ur-argument is that the government is fascist. You defended the ur-argument, so you connected yourself with the argument that the government is fascist, which practically means that you made that argument ---- 183111528 ->>183111470 -well I'm not American anyway. Besides, we're talking about legal instruments here, not being set up with fake charges. Obviously some shadow cabal can just kill you at any moment if we go down that road ---- 183111542 ->>183111467 -Well if there was thermites in them they were bound to fall sooner or later ---- 183111549 ->>183105971 (OP) -Don't they explicitly show their orbital defense batteries or whatever to imply that it was a false flag attack? It seems at least very plausible, that the bugs just attacked the colonists encroaching on their habitat. Buenos Aires gets everyone riled up and ready to get killed landing on some shitty desert rock, just so SS Dougie Howser can say they successfully terrified a bug and final victory is close. ---- 183111550 ->>183111484 ->given an unimportant clerical or service job. -dear god yes, this pretty please. Just imagine how fucking comfy it would be to sink down and disappear into the nazi bureacracy. Just dot the is and cross the ts and you are set for fucking life. ---- 183111555 ->>183111478 -Another stunningly stupid analogy, the cherry on top. Thanks for that. ---- 183111569 ->>183111542 ->Well if there was thermite in them they were bound to fall sooner or later -fixed that for you ---- 183111570 ->>183111528 -But how will they legally make sure that you can't vote in a system that is set-up as the movie/book describes? Your argument is that they will abuse the system for their own ends, but why aren't they doing that (in the west) today then? ---- 183111601 ->>183111512 -That is impressively retarded and incorrect reasoning, but I appreciate the effort. I never actually defended that argument, only questioned OP about his own statements. As much as you might want to make me responsible for someone else's words and argument out of convenience, that isn't the case here. ---- 183111607 ->>183107411 -Not even in the same universe. Dizzy had pancake tits and an asymmetrical face ---- 183111623 ->>183106026 -You’re telling me Space Jews did it? ---- 183111629 ->>183111549 -Why would that imply that it was a false flag attack? They say that the bugs are launching asteroids at earth, and they show our counter-measures to bolster morale. I don't see why having counter-measures shown implies in any way that the attack was a false flag one ---- 183111634 ->>183111601 -so what's your interpretation of the movie? say something substantial yourself instead of only criticizing others. ---- 183111648 ->>183111634 -No. ---- 183111658 ->>183111570 -I don't think I understand the question. Obviously there are people in the west abusing democracy but hopefully they get removed through elections if they become too outrageous in it. In fact the most obvious benefit of democracy is the peaceful transfer of power ---- 183111660 ->>183111648 -chicken ---- 183111663 ->>183110266 ->everyone -Every *man* -But bitches still get the right to vote even though they're not forced to do anything. Because '''''equality''''''. ---- 183111665 ->>183109644 ->specifically usedan example of a quadroplegic who watches archived footage of catpillars all day as an example - -i mean. based ---- 183111668 ->>183107454 -Carmen literally had to dodge it and still smashed half the ship. It was infact detected. - -Also the premise that they need a war makes no sense. We saw ZERO issues on Earth. The only thing a war would do is potentially destabilize a system that's running perfectly ---- 183111697 ->>183111634 -My interpretation is that we are shown a communist utopia. Think about it, do we in any case see any form of currency being used? No, everybody works for the good of the group and accept all limitations put on them and the hurdles they have to overcome to earn privilegies ---- 183111716 ->>183111425 -Changing the movie in your head is not deep ---- 183111721 ->>183111668 ->Also the premise that they need a war makes no sense. We saw ZERO issues on Earth. -yep, in fact, Earth as far as the movie shows, is a paradise. There's no poverty. Life on Earth is like a 90s high school sitcom. But they desperately need ->the state needs perpetual war -to be true because that's a tenet of fascism (as least in the popular imagination) and because the characters dress like nazis, they *must* be nazis, so their society *must* want war, even though Earth is shown to be a paradise (yes, even for Rico's parents, people who dislike the regime but still became rich and succesful anyway) ---- 183111722 ->>183111658 -In the film they can vote as well, and anyone that wants to vote CAN vote, they just have to serve the state for a period of time first instead of voting rights being handed to you for free when you're 18 ---- 183111731 ->>183111697 -Yes? They specifically talk about education being far to expensive so they had to join the military to pay for it ---- 183111750 ->>183111731 -Oh damn I guess I'm stupid, disregard all my arguments regarding fascism, I was wrong and I don't know anything as you can see ---- 183111779 ->>183111722 -putting incredibly demanding and dangerous conditions to these basic rights is 95% as bad as just removing them outright. Imagine if you had to do military service in order to receive basic education ---- 183111791 ->>183111629 -Space Jews ---- 183111794 ->>183107479 -None of that is contrary to fascism unless you're American educated. ---- 183111797 ->>183111750 -The fuck? You just said Communism you scizo freak. Fuck off ---- 183111811 ->>183105971 (OP) -Verhoeven tried to meme. -But everyone knows the sanctimonious left can't meme, at best it makes parodies of itself. -See: Robocop. ---- 183111855 ->>183107495 -How can anyone trust you to handle a weapon if they can't trust you to make your bed every morning? -And in the Starship Trooper ethos, voting is a weapon. ---- 183111902 ->>183111794 -see? people just kvetch endlessly on the definition of fascism, that's why asking to define it in any discussion is just a non-starter ---- 183111913 ->>183107479 ->fascism is… LE BAD! ->muh totalitarian ---- 183111933 ->>183106096 -What possible reason could they have for a false flag? They had everything on lock, and if they wanted war from the start they already had the power and plenty of gruesome propaganda from the images of dead Mormons. -The false flag theory is retarded. You need a motive. ---- 183111945 ->>183111716 -when did I say it was more deep? Please direct me to where I used the word deep. ---- 183111963 ->>183106041 -The bugs are shown as very smart and they regularly outwit the humans ---- 183112008 ->>183107273 -The students are the opposite of mindless drones. Their teacher actively encourages them to question and examine the premises of the system they live under, totally consequence free. -You go ahead and do that in an American school right now and watch a bunch of ADL award collecting FBI agents show up to your door ---- 183112138 ->>183112008 -This is a good point. The teacher even explicitly says to Rico "yeah you just regurgitated the text book. But do you understand what it means?" ---- 183112140 -So to summarise the thread: It's not fascism, and the asteroid was sent by the bugs. ---- 183112161 ->>183109644 ->alright undesirable, your mos for the next 6 years will be to hand feed living bug soldiers in the research division ---- 183112208 ->>183112140 -It's fascism but that's why it works so well. -But yes the false flag narrative makes no sense and is on the tier of "main character was in a coma" fan theories. ---- 183112290 ->>183111945 -Here>>183111425 diff --git a/tv/183106014.txt b/tv/183106014.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2d3f9ae067d74f4584c6b88f0cd9d04a836ff0b1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183106014.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1125 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183106014 -idubbbz bros... ---- 183106095 -Idubbz slurps the cum out of her bruised crevice every night. ---- 183106130 ->>183106014 (OP) -wow that is hard to look at ---- 183106203 -leafy won ---- 183106260 -Be honest /tv/, have any of you found yourself becoming more leftists during periods of your life when you were socialising more? -In my experience, I tend to care less about politics when things are going well in my life. So I could imagine someone outright changing their politics 2bh. ---- 183106271 ->>183106260 -Shut up glowie ---- 183106276 ->>183106260 -not caring about politics doesn't make you a leftist ---- 183106278 ->>183106260 -Things are going awful in my life and I still don't care about politics ---- 183106284 ->>183106014 (OP) -what a cuck lmao ---- 183106290 -qrd? ---- 183106301 ->>183106276 -Not what I implied, read my comment again. ---- 183106332 ->>183106278 -Same ---- 183106383 ->>183106260 -I wouldn't say more leftist, but def not as passionate about certain topics. -When I was 14, I couldn't stop thinking about happenings, jews, power hierarchy, trannies. - -Now that I work, get pretty good money, go on hikes and vacations with my gf, I really don't care and its honestly very freeing. ---- 183106388 ->>183106260 -I become less extreme because I have to learn how to explain my views without sounding schizo. So I'll say things like: 'I don't agree with the idea of permanently altering your genitals' or 'women and men should be able to live traditional lives if they wish' or if I'm feeling confident 'countries should have more say over the strength of their borders'. -It doesn't always work, of course. ---- 183106397 ->>183106290 -his "wife" is a worthless slut. ---- 183106401 -Icuckz lost ---- 183106484 ->>183106397 ->slut ->worthless -not that much as her cuck tho ---- 183106545 ->>183106260 -I've become more leftist with alcohol and drug abuse. The more I abused the drugs the more ''tolerant'' I got, the more degenerate I got. When I got clean I slowly bounced back and as my mind cleared up I went back to seeing reality for what it is. ---- 183106552 ->>183106545 -Don't care, junkie. ---- 183106572 ->>183106014 (OP) -People still care about this cuck? I stopped watching him the instant he started using cuck logic to defend his girlfriend whoring herself out. What an absolute bitch. - ->>183106260 ->Be honest /tv/, have any of you found yourself becoming more leftists during periods of your life when you were socialising more? -No but I never was a retarded full blown chud at any point in my life. I lost my virginity later than most but it didn't change too much. I've always hated far right mentally ill fags that obsess over jews for their own shortcomings. You know, those big time losers that spend their entire lives on /pol/ and live with their moms just bitching their entire life and hoping some big revolution will come along and save them or otherwise praying that Russia and China defeat the west and restore their "based" society they think would make them powerful and desirable. - -Chuds and incels are fucking retards and I can't imagine anyone bothering to be one or wasting their time defending them. They're losers and complete jokes. That doesn't mean that leftists aren't by and large complete fags, though. ---- 183106595 ->>183106572 -You obviously got lost on the way to reddit, kid. ---- 183106612 -His wife looks 50 at that angle lol ---- 183106629 ->>183106260 -no, the world is designed for right handed people. why would i change? ---- 183106630 ->>183106014 (OP) -Leafy won ---- 183106634 ->>183106595 ->uh, excuse me sir, this is a hugbox for incels and chuds! -Fuck yourself, fatty. Whine to your mother for more tendies. ---- 183106661 ->>183106260 -God will punish all normies. - ->"And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God” - ->Romans 12:2 ---- 183106664 -Niggerfaggot won. ---- 183106665 ->>183106572 -lol nice projection faggot ---- 183106679 ->>183106595 -fat faggot ->>183106665 -take a shower ---- 183106704 ->>183106383 -Then you have kids and it all matters again except times five. When one of the teachers pronouns are not standard, life comes at you fast. ---- 183106710 ->>183106014 (OP) ->this cuck actually took his wife's last name -lmfao ---- 183106727 ->>183106260 -My opinions have remained the same however I just don't care to engage in the topics anymore. I used to seethe and discourse about jews, feminist, minorities and talk about box office numbers like it actually means anything but now I really just don't care. I feel so much better for it as well, I'm absolutely positive it's made my mental health a lot better. ---- 183106729 ->>183106014 (OP) -He lost again? ---- 183106742 ->>183106679 -Your incessant need to defend yourself further cements you as a humongous faggot -lol -lmao even ---- 183106748 ->>183106260 -I have a massive circle of friends, a career and a wife with a kid on the way. So to answer your question - No. But at the same time, I don't give a shit about them in the first place. -My politics are; ->leave me alone -I don't trust the government. I don't trust corporations. I don't trust the media. I don't trust the banks. But I also don't go on insane schizo tier tangents about this shit all the time, nor does it consume my life in the least. The only time I ever really think about politics in general is when you faggots bring it up or when voting season is around. ---- 183106769 ->>183106742 -He wasn't even me. He's just another anon who recognizes that you need to take a shower and stop whining about jews you big time faggot. Imagine ACTUALLY identifying yourself as a terminally online incel and getting offended when people dunk on incels for being losers. Incredible. You CHOSE this, just remember that, stinky. ---- 183106786 ->>183106595 -Fuck off, both sides politicsc are pathetic ---- 183106789 ->>183106383 -for me, it was covid. why the fuck would i care about muh people when they accepted that lie? i no longer care about anything except myself, my family and close friends. everybody else is just some faggot i might be able to exploit for gain. ---- 183106813 ->>183106634 ->>183106679 -I'm not fat, not a shut-in. I just know a bunkertranny when I hear one. ---- 183106822 ->>183106748 -Whenever someone is patronizing with some regurgitated talking point or shilling their lies, I become an incarnate of a 1930's American. Otherwise I don't care. I give doe-eyed morons a pass, they are just low IQ idiots abused by plastics. ---- 183106852 ->>183106572 -Say on whatever social media you use that you post on 4chan for all your social circle to see and see what happens centrist cuck. ---- 183106862 ->>183106260 -me without gf ->have basic principles, kinda racist, dislike women, dont care about politics -me with gf ->have basic principles, kinda racist, pretend to not dislike women, pretend to care about politics -I do find myself hating the rich more as I grow older, I think people sucking their dicks are brainwashed. ---- 183106866 ->>183106813 -I'm not a mentally ill man in a dress. I'm not even a liberal you complete fucking retard. Imagine actually getting asspained because I insulted a pack of complete losers. Do you unironically find kinship with mentally ill /pol/ shutins? ---- 183106875 ->eceleb thread -JANNY ARE YOU OK -JANNY ARE YOU OK -ARE YOU OK JANNY - -JANNY ARE YOU OK, - -YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY -You"VE BEEN STRUCK BY -A SMOOTH CRIMINAL ---- 183106900 ->>183106852 -4chan is the only place I post you fucking retard. Like I would ever use some faggot shit like twitter or reddit. But please, keep telling me I should either side with the batshit insane oppressive faggot leftists or the smelly limp-wristed incels on /pol/ or else I'm a fence sitter. Braindead faggot zombie. ---- 183106902 ->>183106866 -You're fooling no one. I see through your act, hysterical estrogen fueled cuck. ---- 183106905 ->>183106014 (OP) -wtt am i looking at? why is every fucking youtuber an MMF fighter/boxer these days? ---- 183106907 ->>183106875 -you're on the internet right now retard ---- 183106911 ->>183106789 -Same, I used to follow and argue politics all the time, I even tried to slowly red pill some of my friends (nothing too schizo) for years and I felt I was making some progress. And they went full 100% NPC during covid (even lost one of them due to his fanaticism) and that, along with the fact that all normies went along with it, made me realized it's pointless. My political views haven't changed much but I don't really focus on them that much, I haven't browsed /pol/ in 2 years and I don't follow the news anymore. ---- 183106923 ->>183106907 -yeah I just wanted an excuse to post the michael jackson and the dwayne johnson gay porn thread got deleted ---- 183106944 ->>183106902 ->y-you must be a tranny! you insulted my incel friends on /pol/! -Not a chance your IQ is in the triple digits, and you might as well stop pretending that you aren't a smelly incel yourself. ---- 183106947 ->>183106900 ->4chan is the only place I post ->talks and acts exactly like the stereotypical 4channer ->talks about incels and losers like they're "the other" and the far-right as deranged conspiracy theorists -lol ok buddy, sure ---- 183106960 ->>183106260 ->Be honest /tv/, have any of you found yourself becoming more leftists during periods of your life when you were socialising more? -No but if you talk about /pol/ shit constantly nonstop where you are unable to enjoy anything because it was made by the jews you are an absolutely miserable person to be around and quite possibly schizophrenic. ---- 183106961 ->>183106014 (OP) -i'd love to see leafy come back and try to exist in the landscape today ---- 183106975 ->>183106944 -My IQ is 157 and I am independently wealthy. You are currently coping with your shit-smelling axe-wound. -Go back to wherever you came from, dysgenic trash. ---- 183106998 ->>183106710 -His wife's father's last name ---- 183107001 ->>183106260 -No. I was worse when I was a leftist ---- 183107014 ->>183106290 ->idubbbz was a popular youtuber who made fun of other youtubers for how they acted on social media ->gets it in his head that he's some sort of "alpha" for exposing retarded shit people post ->starts dating a whore around 2019 ->she starts wrapping him around her finger because it turns out he's actually just a scrawny nerd making videos and she's the only girl who's given him attention ->she starts an onlyfans account around 2020 and uses his channel to promote it ->she takes charge of the relationship, preventing him from talking to friends she doesn't like, calling him a pussy when he doesn't defend her whore behavior, and threatening to break up with him constantly ->Because of this, everyone starts calling him a cuck, including youtubers with large audiences he pissed off in the past ->he tries to play it off like he's not bothered by it, but is clearly seething about his whore gf and is too spineless to tell her to stop ->they get married in 2021, and he takes her last name, permanently cementing his place as a cuck ->his appearance also changes from a clean cut look with no tats, to a white thrash looking gremlin, like his whore gf, further showing how much influence she has over him ->in order to pretend he has some form of dignity or semblance of manhood left, he organizes a "boxing event", where he will compete in the main event ->he picks what he thinks is an easy win and barely trains, but other guy takes the fight seriously and shows up looking twice his size, beats the shit out of him ->decides to try again after spending years doing nothing but training ->still gets his ass kicked, despite having every advantage possible (fighting a guy who is smaller, took the fight on a month's notice and has never boxed) because he does not have an ounce of testosterone in his body ->breaks down crying in the post fight interview realizing that he's a cuck, while his whore wife looks at him with disgust and is already thinking of a divorce to take half his money ---- 183107024 ->>183106975 -Post proof in front of a screen with this thread open, blacking out any details you feel would dox you. I'm prepared to believe you. ---- 183107027 ->>183106947 -That is correct. I do not identify with far right deranged conspiracy theorist losers and incels. This is not something to be ashamed of and it doesn't make me a liberal. It's adorable that you're trying to pressure me to "fit in" by genuflecting to such a pack of mama's boy losers, but that's not going to happen. I'll leave it to you to be the bitch who desperately wants the approval of a bunch of shutin smelly virgins. ---- 183107038 ->>183106998 ->>183106710 -that's what the jews do ---- 183107042 ->>183106975 ->My IQ is 157 -kek dude you're as schizo and asocial as the "incels" you mock, you're not fooling anyone ---- 183107074 ->>183107027 -Dude you've left like 20 replies itt sperging out. Stop pretending you're not exactly like the "incel losers" you mock. ---- 183107078 ->>183106975 -Always love a good incel LARP where all of them claim to be business owners and family men with genius IQs and yet every single time we see them in real life, this is what they really are. Who do you HONESTLY think you're fooling here? Just lmfao ---- 183107149 ->>183106975 ->Saying just what he needs to piss off both right-wingers and leftists ->My IQ is 157 and I'm rich -OK it's bait. Congrats on making me bite I guess. ---- 183107151 ->>183107074 ->If you make fun of us, you lose! -I am not at all like the incel losers I mock. I'm not going to stop making fun of you just because you cry and beg me to stop. ---- 183107165 ->>183106260 -The opposite if anything. I'm still apolitical in my day to day and I'm not getting into it with anyone for any reason whatsoever because I don't give enough of a fuck. But if you gave me the option to kill every leftist with the press of a button 100% I would do it. This is despite having had the total default liberal mindset from school like every other kid in affluent parts of the country pretty much throughout my childhood. I get along with everyone but gun to my head there's no way in hell I'd call myself a leftist under any circumstances. ---- 183107178 ->>183107160 -Oh...oh wow... ---- 183107190 ->>183106911 -awful digits, reminds me of that terrible tragedy. but yeah it was an important black pill really. what's the point in saving muh people from the kikes if they're retarded enough to believe all the covid lies? ---- 183107198 ->>183107024 ->>183107042 ->>183107078 ->>183107149 -Jealousy is so delicious. Reminder that you'll never be women. ---- 183107201 ->>183106260 -Nope. I care about politics less when that happens sure, but my values and ideology don't change. ---- 183107209 ->>183107160 -Not bad to be honest ---- 183107216 ->>183107160 -would. ---- 183107220 ->>183107209 ->>183107216 -Hi Ian ---- 183107240 ->>183107014 -memes aside besides the onlyfans thing this is how women really are ---- 183107254 ->>183107160 -Shame, if it wasn't for the tats, he nose ring, and the shave head that screams daddy issues, she look decent. ---- 183107261 ->incels try to attack the guy who was making fun of incels ->mock him for claiming he has a 157IQ ->they don't realize the "157IQ" guy wasn't the guy making fun of incels, but an incel trying to claim he isn't one ->they dogpiled one of their own guys and made fun of him on accident -poetry, thanks for the laugh, fellas ---- 183107271 ->>183107240 -True, look at James Rolfe. he gets a crumb of pussi and it all goes to shit ---- 183107278 ->>183107192 -No retard, realizing that even having their basic rights trampled and witnessing an orchestrated transfer of wealth from the middle class to big corporations and politicians will "red pill" normies doesn't make one an NPC. ---- 183107283 ->>183106769 ->th-that wasn't me -lmaoooooo ---- 183107288 ->>183106276 -it does make you a useful idiot, though. ---- 183107293 ->>183106203 -yes i'm sure idupes is still dwelling on this with his swimming pool full of money ---- 183107303 ->>183107160 -nightmare fuel ---- 183107304 ->>183107271 -James Rolfe had been with his wife since around 2004. She started getting bad ideas and imposing them on her husband's life later on. She's very clearly dosing him with SSRIs right now. ---- 183107309 ->>183107293 -He seethed over Sam for many years ---- 183107317 ->>183107160 -pig ---- 183107324 ->>183107014 -Reminder that this was his genetic destiny. If he was born 30 years earlier, he would have been an office manager whose wife cheats on him. He has cuck physiognomy. -If you have cuck physiognomy, the best you can do is be an incel or learn how to have one night stands. -I have ogre physiognomy BTW, which mean I can have a monogamous relationship, but only with another female ogre. I genuinely look like a fucking retard. ---- 183107328 ->>183107160 -this bitch look like stanky garbage ---- 183107332 ->>183107301 -How are you any less my enemy than the average shitlib? What did I say to make you think I'm some NPC consoomer? ---- 183107339 ->>183107283 ---- 183107346 ->>183107160 -i'm not gonna lie to you, /tv/... she's pretty hot. ---- 183107348 ->>183107261 -I'm unironically not an incel, but I am trolling kek. ---- 183107366 ->>183106260 -You sound you lack conviction. I've been socialising more too, been chatting to girls and getting number, and I ecen just had to nope the fuck out out of a thread for the first time in a long time purely because of the negativity that was flying my way. But do I let it sway my opinions that for the most part have been formed through introspection just because I see others who think differently? Fuck no. I don't let the normies out there put words in my mouth, nor do I let you retard fucks. I'm based, and I keep based friends. - -Also "not caring about politics" isn't being leftists, it's just not being terminally online. Good on you, sincerely, but don't be a cringe little bitch who doesn't think for himself. ---- 183107380 ->>183107366 -I never actually changed my beliefs, and never implied that not caring about politics was being a leftist. Read my comment again. ---- 183107383 ->>183106260 -no you kike. i've never been le sad loner and always had a good circle of people around me, i have the same best friends since middle school and am close to my family. i do normal shit everybody does to "socialize" and as i grow i can't stop seeing how everything is a psyop made to make you weak and submissive. people don't change their political views you are just brainwashed into changing them but at your core you are the same always ---- 183107384 ->>183107339 ->replies within seconds -bootyblasted faggot -lol -lmao even ---- 183107387 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzWrMtWRwKM [Embed] - ->BUT SHE BEEN LYING LIKE OSAMA ->I MISS OBAMA ->I WENT TO DRAMA'S CRIB HE GOT HIS OWN SAUNA ---- 183107392 ->>183106769 -So what would you consider a healthy, fit, good-looking, successful guy with a good social life who happens to hold a political ideology which includes awareness of disproportionate Jewish power and influence over western corporations and institutions? ---- 183107405 ->>183107383 -see>>183107383 ---- 183107422 ->>183107160 -It's insane how repulsive tattoos are ---- 183107423 ->>183107384 ->u replied too fast! -Really grasping at straws now. If I took longer, you'd claim I edited it. You just got caught out being a retard calling samefag when it wasn't one. You just can't stop losing to me. ---- 183107426 ->>183107405 -ayy lmao ---- 183107428 ->>183107392 -A heckin' transphobic chud. ---- 183107429 ->>183106260 -This is just human nature. We're social creatures and naturally like being in the group, not being a normie is supposed to be super rare, hence kings and shit. But now people who should be normies not giving a fuck about politics (99% of people) are becoming isolated and starved of their social needs, and then you get shit like incels, simps, political extremists, etc. as a desperate attempt to feed that sense of community. ->I believe in something that other people believe in too, therefore I'm not alone. -Once you think "I am alone", that's when people kill themselves. When they've given up on the random beliefs they've formed, they believe nothing and just shut off. ---- 183107430 ->>183106260 -No, not even a little bit. I just pretend to be mellow so people like me but I'm still a TNDhead. ---- 183107444 ->>183107364 -That's not what I said you retard. My political ideology hasn't changed, just that the whole covid situation black pilled me when it comes to the "spread the word and red pill people" approach, as well as feeling like I have any influence on the political developments happening around me. You can think that is wrong or too black pilled but I didn't say I suddenly became a tranny-loving leftist because I saw the light or something. ---- 183107463 ->>183107392 -Imaginary. Rare. Or just someone with a hard personal work ethic who happens to be deeply mentally retarded. Of course jews are wealthy. They're highly intelligent, focused, look out for each other, and work hard to win the capitalist game. You act like this isn't something everyone is trying to do. The jews are just doing it better. Treating it as if it's some kind of underhanded conspiracy is a fucking joke. ---- 183107469 ->>183107261 ->being involuntarily celibate means you have to like other involuntarily celibate people regardless of their behaviour -Anon, are you feeling alright? ---- 183107470 ->>183107160 -I thought she was really pretty back before the excessive tats and the daddy issues haircut, why did she do it ---- 183107474 ->>183107426 -Guess I am a retard after all... -see>>183107380 -My comment meant that I started to care less, so I could imagine someone more pliable actually changing their politics. -Really, the point of my question was asking whether idubbz has changed his politics merely to get laid or whether his gf has actually managed to change his internal beliefs. ---- 183107498 ->>183106260 -no, I'm not a normie who needs validation from its peers ---- 183107521 ->Imaginary. Rare. Or just someone with a hard personal work ethic who happens to be deeply mentally retarded. Of course jews are wealthy. They're highly intelligent, focused, look out for each other, and work hard to win the capitalist game. You act like this isn't something everyone is trying to do. The jews are just doing it better. Treating it as if it's some kind of underhanded conspiracy is a fucking joke. ---- 183107522 ->>183107469 -I'm guessing you're one of the retards who went after the wrong guy and you're now trying to save face. Maybe you should try re-reading what was posted and realize they fucked up. But I'm guessing you can't read anyways. ---- 183107523 ->>183107160 -Yuck ---- 183107535 ->>183107483 -ok schizo retard. You are indistinguishable to a leftist for me. ---- 183107557 ->>183107483 -Oh no, the stinky incels that live with their mom are going to hang me someday soon? Pretty sure I got that Day of the Rope Memo a decade ago and still wondering when you're going to deliver on it, stinky. ---- 183107563 ->>183107014 -Isn't he also like 40 years old now? ---- 183107566 ->>183106278 -This ---- 183107568 ->>183107522 ->incels have a pack mentality and a side -Absolute buffoonery ---- 183107572 ->>183107534 ->tomboy -every day this word moves further and further away from it's true meaning ---- 183107580 ->>183107463 -And he shows his true colors. Every time. ---- 183107604 ->>183107423 -All this projection and yet it is clear you crave my attention. ---- 183107621 ->>183106260 -I was never right winged in a socioeconomic sense but after experiencing life in other more lefty countries now I'm even more critical of murica's awful systems, still hate twitterfaggots and the shitty pronouns war astroturf going on ---- 183107623 ->>183107463 -Based! Putin agrees ---- 183107630 -Zoom zooms and those ecelebs. ---- 183107642 ->>183106260 -I don't care about fringe politics either way, left or right. You could say that the older I get, the more I appreciate so called normies. When I was younger I was more likely to simp for unorthodox beliefs. ---- 183107652 -good morning i do not care for the jews ---- 183107658 -Reminder that I absolutely conquered this thread. Bunkertrannies will always cope, they will never be women and the white man will keep marching on. -I own all of you. ---- 183107662 ->>183107642 -You appreciated the normies during covid? ---- 183107673 ->>183106260 ->honest /tv/, have any of you found yourself becoming more leftists during periods of your life when you were socialising more? - -No, because I am not a child, retard, woman, nigger or russian fifth column and I actually have to deal with government services and employees. ---- 183107682 ->>183107587 -As much as I wish that were true, we all know it's not. It just comes across as cringy when you threaten someone for 50 years but never do anything. Turner Diaries was written, what, in the 70s? And things have only gotten several times worse. Still no DOTR. It's not happening. ---- 183107719 ->>183106260 -No lol I work in sales, consumer and b2b. Every customer and rOuNd TaBlE reminds me of why I believe what I believe in ->Be me ->Refuse to serve customer unless they've lived in an address for a year or are registered with HMRC ->Never been defrauded ->Be my colleagues ->Follow the company sales policy to the letter ->Get defrauded constantly because they're too fucking retarded to think "maybe this isn't real" when five Albanians come in wanting an iPhone 14 max pro and Samsung galaxy S23 ultra each for their car wash business that isn't on companies house and they're obviously not called Adam Smith from 32 Poshington Road -I got interviewed by the company fish wrapper about my high customer retention and it was very fucking hard not to say "well I keep customers because I don't go chucking high end devices at obvious criminals" ---- 183107727 ->>183107160 ->mentally ill porn addicts pay for this ---- 183107740 ->>183107014 -the boomers were right, we are too soft and retarded ---- 183107776 ->>183107719 -You sound like a good little wagecuck. ---- 183107780 ->>183107662 -You mean in the sense of nurses doing TikTok dances and other such cringe? I'm not sure if I'd call those normies per se, it was a pretty American phenomenon, but I didn't care much for it either, it never made me angry, I just look at it as childish. Covid was an issue either way, just not the apocalyptic virus everyone was acting like it was. -I was actually on /pol/ right when the news of Covid started to spread, and it was a pretty big happing. It wasn't until mainstream media started treating it that way that people here started calling it a nothing burger. But I don't discount the possibility that one of these days there will be a worse virus epidemic. They tend to evolve over time, and who knows what will happen in the future. I'm not vaxxed because I'd rather not risk that either. ---- 183107782 ->>183107463 -that's pretty much true. Inb4 seethe, I still have my foreskin. Friends hook their friends up with good jobs if they're able to. That happens among every ethnic group from jewish to scandinavian to chinese ---- 183107799 ->>183107776 -And what are you? ---- 183107805 ->>183106260 -No gay commie nigger. I just don't talk about politics with retards. And I only date women who are right leaning, which is surprisingly easy in California when you only date beaner women. ---- 183107824 ->>183106014 (OP) -I just watched the fight. Is there actually allowed to be that much clinching in a professional boxing match? It looked kind of gay. ---- 183107843 ->>183106260 ->Be honest /tv/, have any of you found yourself becoming more leftists during periods of your life when you were socialising more? -You're a soulless npc merely accepting different programming based on circumstance. You can't stick with principles because you have no integrity. ---- 183107861 ->>183107800 -Jesus christ they're both such fucking trash. It's weird to think this loser was basically an internet superhero for a few years. All it took was one woman to fuck his shit up beyond recognition. ---- 183107868 ->>183107673 ->I actually have to deal with government services and employees -so you're a nigger? ---- 183107871 -We really need the kang of socialism to step in the ring and reinvigorate the honor of the left ---- 183107881 -someone better put a bullet in my head the day i start giving a shit about internet personalities that were popular 10 years ago - -if you unironically give a shit in any capacity about this idubz/sam hyde drama i suggest you do some serious self-reflection ---- 183107884 ->>183107800 -she's not too bad looking tbqh, not a bad catch for a man that looks like a 70's pedophile. makes sense for her to be the dominant one in the relationship, if that's true. ---- 183107891 ->>183107843 -see>>183107380 ->>183107383 ---- 183107896 ->>183107871 ->float like butterfly kick like troon ---- 183107905 ->>183106260 -Nobody who's happy with their life becomes a political extremist. Doesn't matter if it's left or right. Besides that your political leanings do shift based on who you socialize with. If you only hang around liberals, you will become more liberal. If you only hang around conservatives, you will become more conservative. Not exactly rocket science ---- 183107910 ->>183107884 -She looks absolutely dreadful, you fucking beta male filth. ---- 183107911 ->>183107871 -What a cute little dance ---- 183107916 ->>183107861 -In his heyday Idubbbz was a late 20s autistic basement dweller taking people like Leafy or Ricegum way too seriously. The guy was always shit he was like the ultimate autistic ranter from old YouTube like Archfiend ---- 183107918 ->>183106748 ->My politics are; ->leave me alone ->I don't trust the government. I don't trust corporations. I don't trust the media. I don't trust the banks. But I also don't go on insane schizo tier tangents about this shit all the time, nor does it consume my life in the least. -Same, people can do whatever they want as long as they keep it to themselves. One of my colleagues is a tranny and hilariously is the only person who hasn't followed the pronoun policy on the company emails. Doesn't give a shit what you call him. We got globohomo flag pins in anticipation of pride month and I've just worn a crucifix pin, and got called out by our manager because it "might make some employees uncomfortable". Said tranny immediately came to my defence and said in front of half the company "I'm not your accessory, next time ask me what I think instead of making rules" hahaha -If more were like that I wouldn't have any problems with them ---- 183107919 ->>183107014 -I don't know whether it should scare or comfort me that you can be a rich, successful guy adored by millions, and still have mental problems that would cause you to allow a woman to absolutely cuck and control you like this. Men like this are alien to me, I can't even begin to fathom the kind of mentality that would lead you to such decisions. ---- 183107921 ->>183107881 -Thank you, spongebob. ---- 183107927 ->>183107861 -Yeah I'll never understand people like him who put pussy on such a pedestal, bros before hoes always man even though I love my girl ---- 183107929 ->>183107861 -saying nigger, eating vomit cakes and sucking ethan klein yes what a hero ---- 183107940 ->>183107800 -Why won't he shave that stupid fucking mustache, I swear this retard got his brain scrambled somewhere along the line. He revels in having his shit fucked. ---- 183107943 ->>183107910 -she looks trashy with the excessive tattoos and all, but otherwise perfectly breedable. ---- 183107946 ->>183107905 -If you want to keep an open mind, this is absolutely true. To truly detach yourself from two dimensional thinking (even if you have personal biases) is strategically useful. ---- 183107951 ->>183107580 ->NOOO PEOPLE CANT WORK FOR SUCCESS NOO -Retards like you can't. ---- 183107957 ->>183107916 ->Archfiend -That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. ---- 183107972 ->>183107916 ->ultimate autistic ranter from old YouTube like Archfiend -lol I used to watch him as a kid, he always felt like one of these things only I know. I wonder what made him decide to stop being an e-drama guy and just do sports with average view counts in the hundreds. I guess he didn't care about YouTube fame and all that bullshit. ---- 183107974 ->>183107929 -peak millennial culture bro... you wouldn't get it.... ---- 183107986 ->>183107957 -The Irate Gamer was to Archfiend what Keemstar is to Idubbbz and H3 ---- 183107990 ->>183107946 -that is true but if you become excessively "bluepilled" or "redpilled" you'll ruin your professional and personal life faster than you'd think ---- 183108003 ->>183107014 ->they get married in 2021, and he takes her last name -that's just fucking embarrassing ---- 183108005 ->>183107871 -How does such a big fuck have zero kicking power. ---- 183108008 ->>183107957 -Yeah same. He still makes videos but he gets a few hundred views on average. I guess he came too early, the whole "e-drama commentator" thing wasn't monetizable yet. ---- 183108010 ->>183107916 -The Archfiend was the original Cinemassacre truther. ---- 183108019 ->>183106260 -Becoming more socially competent didnt make me less rightwing. It just made me better at hiding my Real political views. -I pass as a apolitical normie to 100 percent of the people i interact with ---- 183108027 ->>183107905 -Who you socialize with can cause you to drift more towards their beliefs, but I actually think one of the biggest things that will make you dramatically change your own beliefs is interacting with extremists that lean towards your own beliefs. Nothing changes beliefs more than disillusionment with your own party. It seems very rare that anyone actually changes their beliefs just through thinking or arguing with someone with opposing beliefs. ---- 183108032 ->>183107972 -I was really into the e-drama stuff because it was funny to see Onision react to it but grew out of it also I realized it was full of weirdos who turned on each other over trivial bullshit for “content” ---- 183108041 ->>183108005 -For some reason, he just puts no power into any of his strikes. I think he's so oversocialised that he's scared of hurting the other person or himself. -I don't like the guy, but he can definitely hit harder than this if he wants to. ---- 183108043 ->>183108019 -These days, if a guy "doesn't care about politics", he's most likely an extreme right winger, kek. ---- 183108046 ->>183106260 -As muddied as the term is, glow-kun, it's called "getting redpilled" for a reason. ->Work out ->Develop skills ->Move away ->Accrue a new social circle of shitlibs ->Become more racist now that I live near blacks ->Become more anti-gay as I work with gays ->Become more sexist the more sex I have ->Eventually boil over and the shitlibs find out I'm a Trump-voting conservative even though they thought for sure I was one of them. ->Women I fucked look at me like I had sex with them under false pretenses even though the only politics of mine they knew about was that I'm an atheist ->Still friends with all of them because I'm just a swell guy ---- 183108051 ->>183107919 -Neither, it should make you realize that money and status by themselves don't make you a strong man, especially if they're handed to you because you exploited some stupid entertainment niche instead of hard work that builds up your character and teaches you how to be a man. He was a nerdy autist before his success, and he is the exact same person now after it. ---- 183108053 ->>183106260 -I was at my peak physical and social fitness at my most racist and right wing. I mostly blame my schizoid short comings on being a retarded teenager who bought into the lefty nonsense cultural bullshit whole cloth, which made me self isolate from women and indulge in pointless drug use in high school which I never fully recovered from psychologically. What the internet has shown is that schizo failures is a bipartisan problem that speak to a deep issue in modern life, the only difference being is that one side of that coin in much more scrutinised than the other in the mainstream culture. ---- 183108056 ->>183107014 ->look up his wife ->it's fucking Raihnbowkidz -fucking hell i remember this cunt. she used to be a twitch streamer. Biggest thing i remember was she hated being a tit streamer and made a vid about quitting being it and everything, then a few months later she went back to being a tit streamer cause her viewers plummeted. She was also a brony ---- 183108060 ->>183108019 -False. ---- 183108073 ->>183108019 -You hiding your views just means you're ashamed about them and are a big fat pussy about people knowing them lol. ---- 183108079 ->>183106014 (OP) -Sad how bad this guy fell. -His last chance was unironically in a fucking car ride with Sam Hyde of all people. ---- 183108091 ->>183107905 ->Nobody who's happy with their life becomes a political extremist. -very true, "nazis" and "commies" are mentally ill losers of the 21st century. -> Besides that your political leanings do shift based on who you socialize with. -to some extent sure, but for the most part, i think its more complicated than just having "x" parents or "x" friends. you see cases where people are raised in a certain way and then when later turn to the opposite. -just look at how europe was turned into this liberal left playground but now more and more euros are turning to the right, it's mostly on how you treat people because most of them don't care about politics they just want their "group" to have a good life ---- 183108104 ->>183108053 -False ---- 183108105 ->>183108073 -Nah, just means other people can't handle them. But go on and seethe. ---- 183108117 ->>183108105 ->Nah, just means other people can't handle them. -people can't handle being around the stench of shit either ---- 183108128 ->>183108105 -You mean you can't handle them. They aren't the ones hiding things out of fear. ---- 183108130 ->>183108032 -Same, as I got older and my views on what a well-adjusted adult is supposed to be like began to form I realized how weird these people were. Still nothing compared to their modern successors, during the lockdowns I started to follow Destiny and his orbiters and the whole Twitch streamer scene in general (without being a leftist myself, I just treated it like a soap opera) and those people are so fucking weird and mentally abnormal. ---- 183108131 ->>183108105 -False. ->>183108105 ->seethe -You're literally are by hiding ---- 183108141 ->>183108117 -Is that why they avoid niggers? ---- 183108156 ->>183107905 ->Nobody who's happy with their life becomes a political extremist. -Depends on how you define politically extreme desu. I'm happy with my life, I don't think my people should be legally treated as second class citizens in our own country, but that's enough to get me fired if I ever express it. -As far as I am concerned it's the government that's extremist for seizing old Doris' house below market value to build a useless motorway sliproad, never building it, and giving her house to some afghans rather than back to her. -Oh but no apparently it's racist not to be sympathetic to foreign profiteers who make no effort to integrate into our culture and shit out a thousand babies payed for by the taxpayer. ---- 183108158 ->>183108141 -If you're the same anon I've been replying to then you probably avoid them out of fear. ---- 183108167 ->>183108027 -i think this is true for some, but most people tend to stick to their own no matter what. personally i'm very quick to drop people and not just take anything they say at face value, probably the reason i have almost no friends. ---- 183108174 ->>183108046 -You're so goddam stupid you 'redpilled' comes from being republican, holy shit ---- 183108185 ->>183108043 -Yeah I've had shitlibs corner me and "interrogate" me when I've tried to pass myself off as an apolitical normie ("what do you mean you don't care?"). It's rare, most normies honestly don't care about politics in their everyday life, but you do meet the occasional true believer once in a while. And the media is trying to brainwash people into thinking "leftism=default ideology every person should have, person who claims to not have an ideology=suspicious". ---- 183108194 ->>183108079 -Sam Hyde's lack of success is only because his views were so unaligned with the climate. He's funny and talented and only bunkertrannies disagree. ---- 183108216 ->>183108060 ---- 183108220 ->>183108174 -you think* redpilled ---- 183108224 ->>183107014 -Is Dr Mike meant to be his easy fight? -Dude looks in good shape ---- 183108236 ->>183108053 ->schizo failures is a bipartisan problem that speak to a deep issue in modern life, the only difference being is that one side of that coin in much more scrutinised than the other in the mainstream culture. -This, I'm pretty right-wing and I've had interactions with "fellow right-wingers" here that were so schizo and unhinged they may as well have been leftists in terms of how much they acted like my enemies. But yeah the problem is the double standard, as well as which side's schizos have the most power and access to mainstream platforms. There are twitter/reddit trannies and leftists as insane as any 4chan schizo. ---- 183108245 ->>183108216 -Correct, you're wrong. No you aren't influencing people. ---- 183108256 ->>183108194 -He's not funny or talented. His lack of success is directly because he isn't funny. He's about as comedically talented as those faggy LGBT woke comedians who makes jokes about how racist everyone is. He's the right wing version of that. ---- 183108283 ->>183108245 -Sorry I replied to the wrong mass same reply game you’re trying to pull. I don’t care. ---- 183108295 ->>183108128 ->>183108158 ->out of fear -Quit being a faggot. I used to debate politics all the time when I was young, it got boring. No one really changes their opinion. As you get older, you realize how pointless it all is. Where I live now, most people would disagree with me and it would cause pointless arguments. Yet if I lived a couple states over, the opposite would be true. - -It was kinda fun and worth it to hammer out my ideas when I was developing them, but at this point nothing is going to change my mind, so it's a massive waste of time to listen to the opinions of people whose arguments I've already considered and discarded a thousand times. ->>183108131 ->double reply -how assmad.ru? ---- 183108308 ->>183108256 -Nice argument tranny. ---- 183108329 ->>183108236 -Yeah pretty much. If I spend too much time here I start thinking shit is pretty dire, but then I stumble across some far-left online space or a feminist forum and realize, oh 4chan is right. But then I come here again and the cycle repeats itself. -So the conclusion is that fringe politics cultivate mental illness. ---- 183108332 ->>183108174 -lmao what? I was a leftist until the end of college. I've now been rightwing for the last nine years. There was a transitional phase where the brainwashing stopped affecting me. That's getting redpilled. ---- 183108333 ->>183108295 ->No one really changes their opinion. -People do, you just have to not look like this and be a friendly person when talking to people and not an assmad raging polturd. ---- 183108354 ->>183106572 -Youre a faggot ---- 183108365 ->>183108295 -You're just moving the goalposts. You said you didn't mention them before because other people "couldn't handle them," but you begrudgingly admit here that it would cause you more problems than you want. You're not fooling anyone here. You are trying way too hard to cope and see yourself as some badass. Just admit you're afraid to be honest with other people in public because you're afraid of the negativity it would cause. It would be the truth and you're anonymous anyways so this tough guy LARPing facade is pointless. ---- 183108370 ->>183106572 -based ---- 183108381 ->>183107014 -He’s trooning out soon yes? ---- 183108382 ->>183108005 -He isn't big, that is common misconception, he just has comically small head. -Saw some podcast with him and other guys, they all had normal build, but he looked like Goomba from the Super Mario Bros movie among them. ---- 183108391 ->>183106260 -Seeing Muslim in European schools in the 2000s made me more racist ---- 183108426 ->>183108329 -i feel like most online communities fall into one of the two nowadays, it's definitely making me go outside more. ---- 183108451 ->>183107727 -I'm a mentally ill porn addict and even I wouldn't fucking pay for that ---- 183108465 ->>183107324 ->I genuinely look like a fucking retard. -Based retard. ---- 183108468 ->>183108370 -Nice samefag. I look forward to your photoshopped reply. ---- 183108475 ->>183107151 -You talk like a bitch ngl ---- 183108486 ->>183108468 -bot ---- 183108501 ->>183108381 -He should to get back at his wife for ruining his life. Nothing mindbreaks a woman more than their boyfriend/husband trooning out, especially since they're forced to put on a smile to hide their disgust and support their new "wife", else they would be ostracized from all their social circles for being transphobic. ---- 183108515 ->>183107727 -Is there anything more retarded than paying for porn? ---- 183108546 ->>183107522 -Estrogenboy ---- 183108556 ->>183107905 ->Nobody who's happy with their life becomes a political extremist - -I am very happy with my life and leftoids keep trying to grab my shit and sabotage my negotiation strength. -I believe they should all be shipped off to China or Russia where they belong and that makes me extremist in their eyes. ---- 183108579 ->bot ---- 183108586 -fuck this board sucks lmao ---- 183108596 ->>183108556 -Nice try natoshill. ---- 183108605 ->>183108333 -bot post ->>183108365 ->You said you didn't mention them before because other people "couldn't handle them," but you begrudgingly admit here that it would cause you more problems than you want. You're not fooling anyone here. You are trying way too hard to cope and see yourself as some badass -Kek. Utterly, bafflingly retarded schizo. ---- 183108608 ->>183106260 -I considered myself to be right-wing throughout highschool and early adulthood, but enough time in the real world, and on this website, has convinced me that I will always be hated and looked down on for my skin color, no matter what I do in my life or how I act. Chuds will be chuds, so it makes no logical sense to side with those who are against my own interests, even if it means siding with commies, trannies, and the rest of those ilk. Regular people don't even talk about politics above the municipal level unless you force them to. ---- 183108612 ->>183108073 -Nah. Better to keep to yourself then risk drama. ---- 183108614 ->>183106260 -opposite i only attrack pol tier bros and girls lol ---- 183108628 ->>183106278 -lol you too? im almost 32 and been here almost 18 years shit worse than when i was a 20yo 30s is absoslutely shithouse ---- 183108634 ->>183108333 -It's not even that much about looks, but demeanor. For example, I don't agree with NatSoc ideology but I've stumbled on some people from those circles who I can tell are good speakers, have charisma and are generally "normal" in that they don't come off as manchildren or sociopaths, simply alternative thinkers. Same with regular socialists. But there are a lot of retards on both sides and I don't think the normies will ever care much for either side for a long time to come. Most of us here just scream into the void. ---- 183108647 ->>183107014 -i just went thru this i feel bad for him but i at least had the balls to not sexo her and broke up with her fuck making idiots like their wifes/gf and rewarding this shit ---- 183108676 ->>183107324 -based ill get another fiona gf and i look like shrek -id rather be a turbo autist widebuilt green bloke than a skinny cuck it makes men sticc men seethe ---- 183108698 ->>183107160 -kek i can and literally did better ->>183107800 -ITS A NICE DAY TOO START AGAIIIIIIIIIN ---- 183108702 ->>183107160 -Okay yeah, this is actually the sort of girl I would approach in public to see if she wanted to get pounded. She looks very slutty and easy. ---- 183108717 ->>183108596 -Go back to your International Antifa Conference, Magomed. ---- 183108731 ->>183108586 -remmber we hear for4eva ---- 183108734 ->>183106572 ->DA ANSER IS IN DUH MIDDLE ---- 183108735 ->>183108608 ->chuds -Rent free ---- 183108743 ->>183107293 ->money is worth destroying your reputation for -sure thing, retard ---- 183108748 -can someon post the video i dont wunna giv these retards view money ---- 183108753 ->>183107800 -Jfc her face looks as goblin as it gets ---- 183108760 -Anyone know where I can watch the full event? ---- 183108765 ->>183108717 -Go back to your neocon conference, moshe. ---- 183108771 ->>183106923 -that was the greatest /tv/ thread of all time ---- 183108791 ->>183108365 -Most people irl aren't actually proselytizing others 24/7 to assert their obvious intellectual or moral superiority, they're capable of compartmentalizing different aspects of their life. People who don't understand this are the ones ruining society. ---- 183108796 ->>183107160 -She looks like that requisite butch marine lady from a 90's scifi movie. ---- 183108842 ->>183107024 ->>183107042 ->>183107078 ->>183107149 -autism -lurk more ---- 183108888 ->>183107160 -She looks like she smells in a bad way ---- 183108945 ->>183107572 ->"What do you mean she isn't a tomboy? She has short hair! What else do you need?" -All nice things get run into the ground by the masses ---- 183108947 ->>183107160 -i want a gf like this but without the cuck stuff ---- 183108952 ->>183106260 -I'm not a woman or a homosexual so no I don't think things become more or less important based on how I feel about them at any given moment. ---- 183108970 ->>183108734 -reddit is mostly european left, which isn't particularly center to me. - -besides, real centrist chads are having sex and living normal lives, instead of arguing on any stupid website as grown men. ---- 183108975 ->>183108947 -Get higher standards. ---- 183109038 ->>183107160 -Untreated bpd thatll get worse and end in murder suicide ---- 183109039 ->>183108970 -Reddit is pure Canada ---- 183109048 ->>183107160 ->someone's daughter ---- 183109059 ->>183107800 -I thought she would look better with long hair , nope , still a goblin ---- 183109072 ->>183107160 ---- 183109075 ->>183106014 (OP) -why does he look so gay? Shouldn't he look straight if he is straight? ---- 183109077 ->>183107014 -Forgot to mix in there that he's a narcissist and she's a borderline personality disorder. Many such cases in this day and age. I was lucky to have realized I was with a psycho bitch in my early 20s and dipped the fuck out of that relationship. Idubzz, however, did not. ---- 183109195 ->>183107881 -counterpoint: you post on 4chan, so.. ---- 183109202 ->>183107800 ---- 183109231 ->>183107160 -the pussy is wild -not wife material ---- 183109235 ->>183109202 -Pussy Status? ---- 183109291 ->>183109235 -DRY ---- 183109303 ->>183106290 ->>183107014 ->it's true -wtf -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZraDVWLnj0 [Embed] ---- 183109329 ->>183108256 -literally untrue in every way. world peace would be several seasons deep right now if alt-left media didn’t disable him from continuing. ---- 183109381 -also his dogs are big and ugly ---- 183109389 ->>183109202 -Why the fuck is he crying? ---- 183109401 ->>183107324 ->I have ogre physiognomy BTW, which mean I can have a monogamous relationship -you need to start teaching incels this ---- 183109404 ->>183109389 -The realization that he's not a man has just set in. ---- 183109406 ->>183107160 -Gross but I'd probably still hit if she lost the tats and grew out her hair ---- 183109417 ->>183109389 -After the drop in adrenaline, he's realised that he's a poor male specimen who has utterly embarrassed himself. Physically, mentally and spiritually weak. ---- 183109462 ->>183106260 -I turned more left wing and socialist from being far right, but not because of socialisation ---- 183109508 ->>183109401 -It's a genetic thing. I'm 6'6 with a huge ugly head and neanderthal brow. I've unironically had women come up to me doing the baby talk asking if I'm lost. My dad kinda looks like me too, but a little smaller and less retarded. My mother looks like Kathy Bates but 6 foot tall. -My IQ is normal as far as I'm aware. ---- 183109511 ->>183107190 -what a terrible name for an airline ---- 183109580 ->>183107918 -Being the "special" tranny is still an extension of narcissism. Nobody mentally balanced is going to choose to be a tranny in the first place. ---- 183109866 ->>183109508 -do you look like bertram from rdr2 ---- 183109899 ->>183106014 (OP) -Context? I don't follow YouTuber shit ---- 183109950 ->>183109406 -she did both ---- 183109970 ->>183106014 (OP) -Is there somewhere you can watch the fights for free? ---- 183109983 ->>183106260 -Surprisingly effective npc datamining post ---- 183110066 ->>183106260 -lmao no. A lot of the successful people I personally know still hate jews and niggers and feminists. If you can succeed in your industry without trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator, you won't change. Changing your politics is only a chameleon tactic used by those who aren't strong enough to force their way ---- 183110094 ->>183106260 ->during periods of your life when you were socialising more? -Unironically it got me less left leaning ---- 183110125 ->>183109202 -Link? ->>183106014 (OP) -How do guys end up so dominated by their woman anyway? ---- 183110142 ->>183109970 -cool cat ---- 183110168 -Any reliable estimate of how much Idubbz whore wife makes on her own by sending vulgar pics to losers? ---- 183110208 ->>183109866 -Like George Steele with a full head of hair. ---- 183110220 ->>183106014 (OP) -Idubbbz was actually quite handsome way back in 2016, shame he went full trailer-trash to match his gf ---- 183110311 ->>183109202 -Kek you can see the sheer repulsion on her face as she looks away ---- 183110430 -I miss when all he really did was save squirrels ---- 183110545 ->>183107673 ->left-handed -you're going to hell ---- 183110547 ->>183110125 -Must be biological, he's afraid of losing his chance to procreate on a genetic level, so he bends over to her every whim. But he's leftoid politically, so he's against having children in the first place. A walking contradiction, like every libcuck ---- 183110631 ->>183109389 -He's hit a wall that he cannot overcome ---- 183110712 ->>183106276 -Left is the default political stance in America. If you go to school and then to university all they do is hammering down leftie ideologies to the students. ---- 183110721 ->>183109970 -Look up, content cuck ---- 183110773 ->>183109202 -Just put him out of his missery. ---- 183110784 ->>183107160 -Gross. -She looks like a gas station bathroom stall. I bet she smells like one too. ---- 183110823 ->>183106014 (OP) -It could be worse... ---- 183110829 ->>183107160 -Who is paying for this? ---- 183110892 ->lose your fight ->no creator clash 3 ---- 183110895 ->>183110829 ---- 183110913 ->>183106260 -The opposite -Nothing like a negro trying to scam you but it being insanely obvious ---- 183110970 ->>183109202 -he cried for novelty boxing? wot ---- 183110988 ->>183107192 ->>183107301 ->>183107364 ->>183107483 -kek you deleted all your posts. I accept your surrender retard. ---- 183111008 ->have political views that were completely average 40 years ago ->INCEL LOSER NAZI INCEL LOSER NAZI INCEL LOSER NAZI INCEL LOSER NAZI REEEEEEEEEE MUH HORSESHOOOOOOOE YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT TO THE TRANNYFAG OBSESSIVES -le enlightened centrists are such a bunch of disingenuous faggots. They've stayed in the middle of the overton window while the window itself shifted a thousand miles to the left, then act like they're somehow neutral. ---- 183111074 ->>183111008 -you sound like a incel tbqh mate ---- 183111096 ->>183108332 ->I stopped getting brainwashed by this group of people and got brainwashed by another group of people instead, i'm so heckin redpilled bros! ---- 183111104 ->>183108091 ->you see cases where people are raised in a certain way and then when later turn to the opposite -I think that's just resentment or perhaps a generational thing related to the information era we're living ---- 183111161 -It's even funnier with audio -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g_RJtNuRCg&lc=Ugz6kGCVeEBwNPDz5p94AaABAg [Embed] ---- 183111191 ->>183106260 -no, the exact oppisite honestly. I realize how most normies are leftists when I socialize and they are fucking complete fucking retards and it drives me further and further right. I understand why eugenics was popular in the early 21st century now ---- 183111415 ->>183111191 -This must be in the US. I find that in my euro country your every day person can be surprisingly right leaning. Anyone with a no nonsense approach will do that especially when the going gets though. Look at Italy as an example. Gives me hope ---- 183111633 ->>183106260 -I stopped browsing /pol/ because it's a cesspit, but other than that I'm still racist against blacks and hate trannies and gays. I just don't debate people because it's useless, I won't change my mind and they won't so it's like shouting in the wind. I laugh at the clown world we live in regardless of political orientation, I voted for some "right wing" candidate the last time who has now let in hundreds of thousands of migrants who are not escaping from any war but they're simply poor (ghana, nigeria, egypt, pakistan) and don't want to get a visa, so they apply for asylum and they make up some stupid shit about being persecuted for being gay (helped by NGOs and lawyers who support this). -This makes me mad because my mom escaped from an eastern euro shithole in the 90s and she had to do all the right paperwork to get a work visa which then became permanent while these monkeys get free accomodations and get help in finding a job. -But I guess I'm not very political yeah ---- 183111730 ->>183110895 ->world is collapsing ->people dying, screaming ->building crumbling ->whip out rock hard cock and start jerking it -HIGHEST testosterone Chad, I kneel. ---- 183112201 -https://youtu.be/3g_RJtNuRCg [Embed] - -That's hilarious diff --git a/tv/183106775.txt b/tv/183106775.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 473a54c3584c0198bb32249cc65049c780a63bc7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183106775.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,59 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183106775 -CONVERT TO ISLAM - -REPENT LATER ---- 183106846 -It’s best to have a working knowledge of all religious ideologies (islam, christianity, gender ideology, etc) so you can code switch when one goes feral and then they won’t hurt you. ---- 183106885 -Islam is superior to christendom ---- 183106945 ->>183106775 (OP) ->Says the patriarch of Jerusalem -This movie sucks and every Christian is evil and hypocritical while the Muslims are literally all noble, perfect, and sanitized. Our hero is practically a modern atheist. The script is dogshit aside from a few cool lines. Waste of a beautiful production and cool subject. ---- 183107115 ->>183106885 -Yeah, I'll just wager my everlasting soul on that ---- 183108095 ->>183106945 -Saladin had a war-monger adviser ---- 183109521 ->>183106885 -this -not even sure if that's a serious religion to compare to, cuckstianity has cucked to globohomo in pretty much every way possible ---- 183109559 ->>183106775 (OP) -ITS A TRAP ---- 183109581 ->>183109521 -you think believing is like pokemon or something? ---- 183109585 ->>183109521 -filthy brown hands typed this ---- 183109597 ->>183106945 -The hospitalier, baldwin IV, his dad and his dads squad, Jeremy Irons were all good christians. Youre pathetic ---- 183109599 ->>183106945 ->every Christian is evil and hypocritical -except Godfrey, Baldwin, Sibylla, Tiberias and The Hospitaller -fucking retard ---- 183110181 ->>183106775 (OP) -I really want to hate this movie but the Thewliskino saves it. ---- 183111144 -How the fuck do we see orlando blooms ship sink out in the ocean. But in the next shot its washed up ashore and even a horse is still gilded to the wreck just standing around. - -How in the actual fuck? ---- 183111222 ->>183106945 ->Our hero is practically a modern atheist. -And yet, God is literally in the movie. ---- 183111254 ->>183111144 ->>183111222 ---- 183111268 ->>183110181 ->You go to certain death! ->All death is certain -HOLY KINO diff --git a/tv/183106920.txt b/tv/183106920.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 94668807e75cc6c48b94f295258e03d1b3797fc4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183106920.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1044 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183106920 -Emma Watson is 33, let's all wish her a happy birthday ---- 183106932 ->>183106920 (OP) ->Zodiac bullshit -Figures ---- 183106933 -It's also her 15th year post-wall. ---- 183106971 ->>183106920 (OP) ->wall of self congratulatory garbage and emojis -Holy fucking wine aunt ---- 183106994 ->>183106920 (OP) -No eggs lmao ---- 183107032 -shes 5 months older than me ---- 183107044 ->Be possibly the most desired woman in the world in your late teens/early 20s ->Go full feminist and enter your new age wine aunt phase in your early 30s -What a trajectory. ---- 183107049 ->>183106920 (OP) -33 years young, wow! ---- 183107051 ->>183106920 (OP) -I won't wish her a happy birthday but this is really sad. In the time she spent doing all that pointless garbage, I was sitting on 4chan and we accomplished the same amount. ->I cut my thumb nail off on both hands trying to cook for myself -This is the kind of shit she can think up after 33 years on this planet. She's rich too so he she has no excuse. Wow. -All I have to say is that I hope Emma finds a husband and has kids because she's way too dumb to do anything for the world. She'll be remembered as the girl on Harry Potter that people wanted to have sex with if he doesn't manage to have kids. ---- 183107110 ->>183107044 ->>183107051 -What being molested does to someone. She won't be able to be happy with anyone. ---- 183107138 ->>183106920 (OP) -Why is everyone going to therapy nowadays? Is the world we live in that unhealthy or it's just a trend? ---- 183107141 ->>183107110 -What a fucking shit excuse. There's a woman that went on Facialabuse and she managed to find a man, and Emma Watson can't. She must be a really horrible person. Judging by this shit she wrote, I can see why men don't want her. She's fucking Brie Larson adjacent now. ---- 183107173 ->>183107138 -it's both ---- 183107203 ->>183106920 (OP) ---- 183107218 ->>183106920 (OP) -tldr lmao ---- 183107219 ->>183107138 -Therapy can be very good for overcoming certain things but it is definitely treated like a rite of passage by people who can afford to do it for no reason. ->Boo hoo, I'm beautiful, have wealthy parents and became one of the biggest stars in the world at 10 and could afford to retire to a life of luxury at 20 ---- 183107223 ->>183106971 -Literally this. Fucking kek. She's a tax dodging millionaire and this is the best she can do? ---- 183107225 ->>183106920 (OP) -Happy Birthday Emma. ---- 183107253 ->>183107138 -The therapy that rich/celebs receive is incredibly different from the therapy poor people sometimes receive. -Those that have money will experience a type of therapy that is meant to soothe their ego, whereas poor people are given meds and told that their situation isn't their fault. ---- 183107256 ->>183107138 -Women adore therapy because it's a shoulder to cry on, reliant on a college degree, and they spend huge amounts of money. ---- 183107259 ->33 ->no kids - -uh bros ---- 183107262 ->>183106920 (OP) ->all those emoji -Oh she’s retarded. ->33 ->no husband ->no kids ->starts “woman’s environmental fund” -How embarrassing. ---- 183107279 ->>183106920 (OP) -Has she apologized yet? ---- 183107316 ->>183107138 -Women go to therapy because it’s just talking out their issues under an air of authority. Might as well be visiting their “spiritual advisor” or some hag in the woods who tells their future in a crystal ball. It doesn’t matter. Women talk about themselves and their feelings and then they feel better. That’s what “therapy” means for 99% of them and why they always tell other people to go to therapy. - -The honest male equivalent is telling another man to go to the gym. Roughly the same function. -The problem is a female oriented society trying to rope men into going to a female solution because they don’t understand men. ---- 183107397 ->>183107051 ->33 ->Can't cook for herself - -Even with her millions she's failed as a person ---- 183107461 ->>183106920 (OP) ->33 ->wall of text -it's like poetry, it rhymes ---- 183107467 ->>183106920 (OP) -Wow. Her tits have shrunk even more and head looks more like a cube. -Should've got pregnant and fat. Shame. ---- 183107489 ->>183107316 -naive ->>183107138 -It's because most women are genuinely mentally ill these days, they use the therapy sessions to air their crazy, they all have mental breakdowns during those. They segment their lives. And then (surprise) they develop BPD or whatever else, and get on a fuck ton of meds. Bein a bossbitch is hard, ya kno. ->>183107051 ->emma watson ->getting married -el. oh. el. -Never going to happen. This bitch was born to be propaganda, she's their star. She'll rally the cat-women to collective suicides. -Emma Watson will seppuku in 10 years. Mark my words. ->>183106994 -Barely any but yes ->>183106920 (OP) ->witch -disgusting ---- 183107509 ->>183107397 -I don't care if she can't cook because she's rich so she can pay people to cook for her. I think she's failed as a person because she's rich and unmarried. Every year that passes, less men will want her. Eventually she'll have to take anyone she can get. -The number 1 saddest thing about that image is that she's alone in it. It's not even a photo of Emma with her friends, which I assume she has. - -If Emma Watson wanted to marry me then I'd say yes for the money. That's where she's at in life. ---- 183107540 ->>183106920 (OP) ->be communist cunt ->muh therapy - -Every -Single -Time ---- 183107553 ->>183106920 (OP) -it reads like a teenager's diary ---- 183107564 ->>183107489 ->Emma Watson will seppuku in 10 years. Mark my words. -Greater chance she'll go full Ellen Page and troon out. ---- 183107609 ->>183107564 ->troon out -nah, that won't happen. She might come out as bi but she won't ever transition. She might date a tranny though ---- 183107631 ->My life fades ->The vision dims ->All that remains are memories ---- 183107665 ->>183106920 (OP) -we all lucked out by not marrying such an insufferable woman ---- 183107716 ->>183107665 ->mfw I reject Emma's advances without hesitation ---- 183107722 ->>183107509 -She's rich, but has to pay people to accomplish basic tasks. - -There's an inherent part of your being that comes with learning to care for yourself, overcoming adversity through accomplishing tasks. - -Having money since a young age just circumvents that and leaves you a shell of a person. ---- 183107748 ->>183107609 -I dunno man. She's showing the same symptoms as Ellen. Online activism, promoting lgbbq propaganda and her massive forehead. Only a matter of time ---- 183107769 -I hope Harvester sent her a birthday card. ---- 183107771 -Wow she is genuinely unintelligent. ---- 183107790 ->>183107609 ->She might date a tranny though -Elliot Page's Frankenweenie Inside Hermione Granger - -Let it be. ---- 183107829 ->>183106920 (OP) -33 and still communicates like a teenager from Tumblr. Grim. ---- 183107882 ->>183107771 -No shit, all child actors are retards. ---- 183107898 ->>183107829 -See Britney Spears ---- 183107906 ->>183106920 (OP) ---- 183107963 ->>183106920 (OP) ->i burned some things - -emma? ---- 183108000 ->>183106920 (OP) -wow what a retard ---- 183108012 ->>183107225 -literally her only good role is Harry Potter 1 and 2 -incidentally the only good movies she's ever done -what were they thinking casting her as Belle -She even tried to get a degree but dropped out. ---- 183108020 ->>183107540 -this ---- 183108050 ->>183106920 (OP) ->This is 33. Holy moly -Already gave up on reading. I have always disliked this fucking cunt. She was always rather bland and very overrated by simps online and she outed herself as an overwrought preachy dimwit since, what, 2014 with her HeForShe bullshit? Fuck this bitch and her narcissistic insta post. ---- 183108058 ->>183106920 (OP) ->>OH EMMA I LOVE YOU OH EMMA I'M GONNA-OH EMMA! - -If you know you know. Hope he's still dedicated. ---- 183108145 ->>183108058 -Most of us can only aspire to be so devoted ---- 183108384 ->>183108050 -Zased ---- 183108454 ->>183106920 (OP) -33. -Saturn. -Surf = Beach (Transitional Space - she's gone up some kind of ranking) -Horses = Bagavad Gita reference to The Senses. (Goodbye Horses) -Squarespace = Blackbox shit? -Weird relationship with Brother a la Angelina Jolie when she ranked up big time. -(Christina Ricci did something similar way way way back) -Blah blah blah - it's all esoteric coms - -But this: ->"Thank you to the witches in my coven" -Not even hiding it. Order of the Eastern Star shit. She'll be munching Hilary's munge by next Tuesday. - -And after all that, she's STILL a shit actress and the biggest basic bitch lightweight you'll ever meet. -The only point of curiosity will be her stance on trannies, as Rowling is another high-ranking Ishtar Witch/Priestess. Maybe a different coven if there's a split there. ---- 183108464 ->>183107138 -tbf look at her post, she's clearly a fucking schizo ---- 183108506 -Carrie fisher 2 ---- 183108512 ->>183106994 -NEGGS ---- 183108563 ->>183107631 -Trying really hard to look like Rebecca Hall there. ---- 183108566 ->>183106920 (OP) ->we filed a reunion -and... yes... and? who was there? fuckin absolutely no mention of rupert saying he loved her wtf ---- 183108597 ->>183108454 -She's talking about Harry Potter witches ---- 183108609 ->>183107933 -Even the AI knows Cho is superior ---- 183108639 ->>183108506 -Despite being a drug addict Carrie was always pretty cool and self aware though ---- 183108668 ->>183106920 (OP) -Fuck this cunt, she still hasn't fucking apologized. ---- 183108768 ->>183108506 -carrie had a better body, was a better actress and was less retarded ---- 183108833 ->>183107316 -this is what a boyfriend or husband would be for but she'd rather just be fuckhole for Chad then pay for the boyfriend experience ---- 183108847 ->>183108454 -based post. ---- 183108868 ->>183106920 (OP) -Canadian actress Sarah Gadon recently turned 36 this month. ---- 183108875 ->>183108868 -You can tell ---- 183108904 ->>183108875 -You can tell she's absolutely beautiful. ---- 183108916 ->>183108904 -You can tell she's old as fuck ---- 183108969 ->>183108916 -She looks remarkably young. She can still play teenagers. ---- 183109010 ->>183108969 -shes ugly as sin and has wrinkles all over. she looks in her 50s. ---- 183109029 ->>183109010 -We are talking about Sarah Gadon here. Not the woman in the OP. ---- 183109130 ->>183107279 ->>183108668 -It’s especially stunning when you contrast Emma with someone like Shakira, who has for years continued to publicly apologize for such a minor issue (was anyone actually upset that they aren’t mountains?). ---- 183109145 ->Before 29 I hadn't even heard of a Saturn Return as a concept. Let's just say that now I am well acquainted -I bet you're ---- 183109242 ->>183106920 (OP) -Oh, she's a fucking idiot. ---- 183109286 ->>183107049 -This has to be shopped ---- 183109477 ->>183109029 -sarah gadon is ugly and visibly old ---- 183109536 ->>183109477 -Sarah Gadon is a Goddess and strikingly youthful. ---- 183109552 ->>183106920 (OP) ->>no kids - -fuck off Emma ---- 183109624 ->>183109145 ->33 ->butterfly emojis -This girl is a monarch butterfly, sex kitten for Saturn worshiping pedophiles ---- 183109875 ->>183106920 (OP) ->all those emojis -Act your age Emma ---- 183110091 -Why is she rambling like a drunk college student? ---- 183110096 ->>183106920 (OP) -So to sum up ->33 ->vegan ->single ->no children ->fur mommy ->can't even cook ->goes to therapy ->has a crush on her brother -Yet I'd still pay money to lick her ass ---- 183110152 ->>183109286 -It's real ---- 183110211 ->>183107138 -It's all women and homos. Homos are really weird about it too, they're obsessed with it and think every person on the planet should go to therapy ---- 183110393 -My grandfather died at 88 with a better hairline ---- 183110439 -She's going full crazy cat lady like Cher. Sad! ---- 183110624 ->>183107963 ->littlereasonsiosmile ->reasonsio -fuckin niggers cant read cursive XD ---- 183110701 -These threads are hilarious. You will NEVER be half as successful as her. ---- 183111043 ->>183110701 -Looking at the price of "success", I'm glad I won't. ---- 183111044 ->>183109145 ->>183109624 -Based Nooticers -Satan is her daddy ---- 183111078 ->>183106920 (OP) ->her, she, -its a man. -that is why female celebs "age badly" -at a certain point you can no longer hide the man within. hollyjew is completely ran by a tranny cult and has been forever. ---- 183111118 ->>183107138 -The fags who gloat about it are the extroverted type that never actually needed it, while the deeply disturbed who would absolutely benefit from it would never be seen 100 miles from it. ---- 183111295 ->>183107138 ->just go tell all your innermost thoughts to a strange jew that will medicate and red flag you its super healthy and trendy! ---- 183111306 ->>183111044 -you sound deeply insecure ---- 183111331 ->>183111043 -Yeah cause your life us so great kek. ---- 183111401 ->>183106920 (OP) -rough 33 ---- 183111445 ->>183111331 -I'm doing aight. Certainly don't feel the need to cope-post on social media. ---- 183111482 ->>183111445 -Because literally no one cares about your life. ---- 183111575 ->>183106920 (OP) -Why do roasties write those idiotic walls of text? ---- 183111712 ->>183107051 -Eh, I’d still gladly let her facesit me for hours. ---- 183111744 ->>183107138 -I did it to overcome the effects of my parents abusing me. It’s been great. ---- 183111759 ->>183106920 (OP) -> ---- 183111802 -When I see this stuff I'm happy to be just one of the plebs who has to work and cook and do shit for myself instead of delegating everything to the point of being so useless you can't even steam some veggies without hurting yourself like this stupid bitch. I'm not even super handy but Emma comes off as being incapable of changing a lightbulb, I wonder if she's on the spectrum ---- 183111805 ->>183110152 -no way man, it HAS to be shopped! ---- 183111848 ->>183106920 (OP) -that bitch sure loves writing shit down ---- 183111891 ->>183106920 (OP) -imagine your birthday post being an advert for prada - -daily reminder that watson was named in the panama papers. she's a millionaire not paying tax, unlike the people who clean her toilet or cook her meals. She's a parasite. - -https://time.com/4325870/emma-watson-admits-to-offshore-company-after-exposure-in-the-panama-papers/ ---- 183111932 ->>183111891 -Where do I apply to clean her toilet ---- 183111958 ->>183107138 -It’s legit trendy now to tell people you go to therapy. I unironically went to therapy a decade ago before it became a trend because I had actual real issues and I got redpilled on how useless it is, and then I stopped going and what therapy taught me was to stop caring and man the fuck up and keep chugging forward because nothing will fix your “problems” except not caring ---- 183112093 ->>183111958 -That's the problem for me with this therapy bullshit. I don't want to "not care". I want to fucking SOLVE my problems, that's the only way to fix anything. ---- 183112233 ->>183107138 -i guess i am fucking insane but it can be pretty useful. some people do zero self reflection and have no idea they are acting in fucked up or self destructive ways, having a professional give their opinion on that has been useful for me, but i could also see a lot of people getting this from having a father figure/mentor in their life. they also arent just money printers throwing meds at you (outside of the US anyway) ---- 183112249 ->>183111958 -It really is painfully useless. I've had more results and useful feedback in confiding to a friend over a beer than I had in months of therapy ---- 183112283 ->>183111958 -For how long did you actually do it? ---- 183112329 ->all the time and money in the world ->still young and able ->all she did is learn to...surf ->and pay some jew to listen to her "problems" -Jesus christ, I'd learn all the fucking trades in the world, 3 o 4 languages at least, 2 o 3 musical instruments, get the best chefs in the world to teach me how to really cook, stay fit as fuck, practice sports, etc ---- 183112456 ->>183110096 -Same here, man. She’s a woman, so of course she’s stupid and shallow. People here saying as if it’s something we didn’t already know. I know I’d still go ape shit over a girl like Emma, rimming and tasting her for hours before dicking her and filling her with a half liter of my jammy. I don’t want her brains, I want her body. ---- 183112497 ->>183106920 (OP) -She stopped being hot after the second Harry Potter film desu ---- 183112500 ->>183106933 -555-come on now. ---- 183112710 ->>183106920 (OP) -emma is literally just a prettier version of jonah hill ---- 183112738 ->>183112500 -Ok tenth. ---- 183112842 ->>183106920 (OP) -emmaposters used to be nonstop, it feels good to watch them go through the pain ---- 183112848 ->>183107225 -WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME -TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAAAAAAYS ---- 183112865 ->>183109286 -Probably but sadly not that much. ---- 183112890 ->>183108012 ->literally her only good role is Harry Potter 1 and 2 -Always this pedo cope ---- 183113015 -Happy birthday Emma -Don't listen to these fags that say you're not hot anymore ---- 183113036 ->>183112497 ->>183112738 -She was super hot in that Ring movie from 2014. ---- 183113067 ->>183106920 (OP) -Am I out of touch with this kind of social media whoring or is this post actually a paid ad? what is the deal with all the prada shit at the end there. Did she actually get paid to write up this shit and stick a tag on the end? ---- 183113145 ->>183107225 -So pristine and beautiful. What kind of cruel God forces us to live a world where women get older? ---- 183113146 ->>183110701 -I'll never be weinstein's sex toy either so I can live with that ---- 183113177 ->>183113146 -Yeah you won't have to worry about sex. ---- 183113180 ->>183106920 (OP) -I can fix her, maybe. ---- 183113182 ->>183109477 -Are you a roastie? She looks amaizng. ---- 183113212 ->>183113182 -I'm a straight man. She's uggo. ---- 183113243 ->>183113212 ->Man -I doubt it. ---- 183113307 ->>183113180 -The only "fixing" she needs is a big cocked chad like me to ravage her tight asshole and set her straight. All she needs is one weekend of me brutally pounding her. I'm talking 48 hours with two 15 minutes breaks so she can catch her breath and maybe have some water. It's gonna cost her but she can afford it and I'll offer her a discount. Stupid bitch might fall in love though and I'm not interested ---- 183113310 ->>183106920 (OP) ->Endless string of fucking emojis ->Wall of out of touch, self-congratulatory text -Do women really? ---- 183113382 ->>183106920 (OP) ->Thank you to the witches in my coven. You are my Disney's© Avengers™, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. ---- 183113393 ->>183113243 -seethe about your waifu being uggo ---- 183113494 ->>183113015 -Based. I hope she finds her special someone and lives a happy life. ---- 183113663 ->a womens' environmental investment fund ->I'll use my immense wealth to help save the environment but only if it's women doing it -uh thanks emma I guess ---- 183113682 ->>183113494 -Who would win in a fight ---- 183113703 ->>183106920 (OP) - -EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON EMPTY EGG CARTON ---- 183113729 ->>183108868 -Canadian film & television actress Sarah Gadon is absolutely SHIT at blowing out candles ---- 183113747 ->>183107138 -Celebs havenlife coaches on call to give them motivation whenever they feel down. It's not quite the same thing ---- 183113766 ->>183107397 -She's British, none of them can cook ---- 183113862 ->>183113494 -What's the film from 2011? ---- 183113868 ->>183111111 ---- 183113873 -How do you cut off both thumbnails -Surely one hand has to be holding the knife ---- 183113885 -Emma is the only woman on the planet who turns me into a braindead coomer. I see her and all I can think about is SEX ---- 183113981 ->>183106920 (OP) -Dear whore, - -Apologize already, you fucking cunt. - -Love, -Anonymous - -PS. Fucking bitch ---- 183114075 ->>183106920 (OP) -she did all that but still hasn't made the time to apologize. baka ---- 183114108 ->>183113981 -Oh yeah I forgot she still hasn't apologized. ---- 183114209 ->183106920 ->It takes a village, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise -It takes a village to... what? Raise a child? What is she talking about? ---- 183114266 ->>183114108 -fuckin' beat me to it ---- 183114290 ->>183114209 -She has the mind of a child, rare moment of self awareness ---- 183114292 ->>183114209 -Yes. It's common in English to just shorten idioms like that. She's saying her friends helped her out immensely and people should be okay with leaning on their friends for support. ---- 183114343 ->>183114108 -Cunt ---- 183114452 -It's over. ---- 183114499 ->>183106920 (OP) -> You were around for her 18th birthday upskirt photo. - -Now that makes you feel old. ---- 183114571 ->>183114452 -She'd look the same with the same makeup and better brown. Lesbian beauty looks are the real disease. ---- 183114916 ->>183108868 -She got blacked no one cares ---- 183114930 ->>183114916 -Wrong ---- 183115029 ->>183106920 (OP) ->Harvested so hard she goes on a schizoid rant unprovoked. -She's breaking the conditioning. ---- 183115140 -Do you think she has flashbacks about Harvey? Unironic question. There’s like….no way they didn’t atleast make out right ---- 183115200 ->>183106920 (OP) ->modern made up words and concepts, emojis, garbage and bullshit -How can anyone seriously read this? How can you consider a 33 year old who writes this as an adult? I just glimpsed something about her learning how to cook for herself, what the actual fuck is wrong with millennials? ---- 183115292 ->>183115140 -I wonder if the hypocrisy of championing all this women's rights stuff while being harvested ever gets to her. Like these actresses that come out years after the fact and say a "producer" raped them but never actually name him or go to the police because they still want work. It must tear your apart on the inside to live a lie every day like that. ---- 183115318 ->>183106920 (OP) ->Saturn return ->33 -COMP'D by freemasons ---- 183115324 ->>183108454 -based schizo ---- 183115387 ->>183106920 (OP) -is she waiting for a billionaire to ask her out or what? -whats her end goal here? ---- 183115419 ->>183115387 -Waiting for the presidential pardon on big Harv. ---- 183115425 ->>183106920 (OP) -She has no kids right? -What a waste. ---- 183115429 ->33 -the age of our blessed Lord ---- 183115464 ->>183109286 ->>183107049 ->>183112865 ---- 183115508 ->>183115140 ---- 183115516 ->>183115292 -She probably considers it vindication. Like a victim of domestic violence giving speeches about protecting yourself or whatever. ---- 183115546 ->>183106920 (OP) -My birthday is on the 23rd of this month , I will sit alone in my condo and talk myself out of suicide like I've done every year for the past 3 years ---- 183115596 ->>183115516 -Kinda fucked up innit? ---- 183115784 ->>183115140 -You don’t understand women very well do you? They are masters of justifying shitty and or gross things to themselves. If she did fuck that nasty dude she didn’t lose a second of sleep over it. ---- 183115844 ->>183115546 -I'll have a drink in your honour anon, happy birthday ---- 183115873 ->>183115844 -thanks ---- 183115978 ->>183106920 (OP) -Why do normies flex about doing therapy? I have girls at work telling me they need to take off for "therapy". Mind you they don't have to give me a specific reason. I feel like they are almost bragging about it. Bizarre world. ---- 183115991 ->>183114452 ->That retarded jewel -Put on the eartag, goyim ---- 183116046 ->>183115978 -I go to court ordered therapy and the only thing it does is make me feel awful and like I wasted money. My parents say I am doing better , so maybe its working , but I dont think it is ---- 183116050 ->>183114571 -The eye areas and cheeks are withered looking. ---- 183116062 ->>183107316 ->The honest male equivalent is telling another man to go to the gym -doing physically exhausting things, lifting especially, can indeed be therapeutic ---- 183116076 ->>183106920 (OP) ->a fucking Squarespace as in the middle of it ---- 183116097 ->>183115464 -Why do bong women age terribly? ---- 183116346 ->>183113494 -that special someone? me ---- 183116402 ->>183113494 ->2007 ---- 183116449 ->>183106920 (OP) ->Saturn Return ->I thought she finally returned her car and apologized -I'm such a dumb bitch. ---- 183116497 ->>183113494 -They should've used that 2009 hair for all of Hermione's screentime. ---- 183116628 -we're getting old bros ---- 183116663 ->>183114108 -Qrd? ---- 183116670 ->>183106920 (OP) -women are a meme ---- 183116772 ->>183106920 (OP) -you'd have to pay me by the character to read a woman's wordage. where's the cleavage? ---- 183117448 ->>183116772 -She never had any. She had decent buttcheeks in those swimsuit pics from 2020 ---- 183117699 ->>183115425 -nah they'd just grow up to be like her but worse ---- 183117873 ->>183117699 -If by just like her you mean hot as fuck I don't see the downside. ---- 183117978 ->>183113494 ->not including Philosopher's Stone from 2001 ---- 183118098 ->>183112842 -What is this? ---- 183118117 ->>183112249 ->it was useless for me with the therapist I chose therefore it’s useless for everyone with every therapist -Too bad you didn’t do it long enough to learn about cognitive distortions. ---- 183118225 ->>183106932 ->>183106920 (OP) -saving you anons some time ---- 183118234 ->>183115387 -you don't think she has had that chance already? . ---- 183118332 ->>183115387 -She's literally dating the son of a billionaire ---- 183118357 ->>183117699 -emma is not alone in the acting business to not have children. they cruise along thinking that they are too good for every man that comes along, that their careers are too important, then when it's too late they begin the greatest act of all: pretending they never wanted children. ---- 183118394 -Why are pajeets like this ---- 183118510 ->>183106920 (OP) ->33 ->unmarried ->no children -Oh no no no ---- 183118746 ->>183107049 ---- 183118789 ->>183106920 (OP) -I fucking hate that post. You can sense the amount of ego this bitch exudes. ---- 183118849 ->>183107051 ->I cut my thumb nail off on both hands trying to cook for myself ->This is the kind of shit she can think up after 33 years on this planet -It made me feel better about being 23 and just started learning to cook, cutting your thumb nails sounds retarded, worse I've done is not putting enough seasoning on the chicken. ---- 183118906 ->>183118357 ->pretending they never wanted children. -Jennifer Aniston did the same thing. ---- 183118915 ->>183118394 -Because their version of boomers aborted almost every female child they conceived so their population is like 75% men. ---- 183118944 ->>183118849 -I don't season anything, not even salt. I eat noodles just fresh off the pot, no cheese, no sauce, nothing ---- 183118999 ->>183118944 -That's just sad man. Most instant noodles even include a packet of seasoning. I don't get why you people are so allergic to flavour? ---- 183119046 ->>183118944 -I don't do anything fancy either, just salt, pepper and lime do wonders to most meats and dishes ---- 183119051 ->>183106920 (OP) -what in the fuck is she rambling on about ---- 183119061 ->>183118394 -To be honest she looks amazing there, just let's see her arm hair if she still has it. ---- 183119077 ->>183118999 ->I don't get why you people are so allergic to flavour? -Quite the opposite. I enjoy food in its original flavor, I don't need to add processed shit to it you subhuman bong FUCK ---- 183119114 ->>183119061 ->she looks amazing there ---- 183119168 ->>183106920 (OP) -i stuck up for her thru all the feminist bullshit but i dropped her after she threw rowling under the bus for woke points. has nothing to do with politics, but that woman gave her a life that most women could only dream of (same with daniel). she’s such a fucking hypocrite yachting and fucking harvey and then acting holier than thou. shit personally masked by a beautiful body. happy birthday i guess ---- 183119214 ->>183119168 -woot, did emma shit on rowling? ---- 183119223 ->>183119168 -Her body's nothing special. It's her face that was sculpted by the Lords of All Creation, quite possibly The Almighty Himself, you know what I'm talking about right? ---- 183119243 ->>183107138 -It's a trend for sure -Going to therapy and having a "mental illness" is pretty much just another fashion accessory for zoomers ---- 183119258 ->>183119223 -yeah ---- 183119388 ->>183113873 -she was trying to an hero. it was a cry for help ---- 183119439 ->>183106920 (OP) -has she deleted this drunken babble yet? ---- 183119452 ->>183106920 (OP) -That post is absolutely unhinged ---- 183119490 ->>183106920 (OP) ->still childless ---- 183119549 ->>183110393 -Bong girls in general have high hairlines it seems. I dated a really hot bong girl in college and she had high hairline even at 20 years old. ---- 183119577 ->>183106920 (OP) -big harv really fucked her up huh ---- 183119583 -She still looks really hot imo but I'm the same age as her so I can understand if young people dont find her attractive. She has awful personality though. ---- 183119670 -she peaked in azkaban ---- 183119774 ->emma watson is the same age as me -fuck I had a chance and I blew it ---- 183119876 ->>183107138 -I imagine it's a mix of things. I see the death of community and friendships as a big factor. I don't have a church, I don't have any men's clubs to join, so I find community online, but that's a bad simulacrum. -Even the friends I do have irl, I have to bite my tongue. It's very easy for even long term friends to ghost you if you say an off hand comment or are too vulnerable. It used to be that friends could disagree on politics a bit, now it's very polarized. -For most people, going to a therapist means there's not much to lose by being honest. I still couldn't be completely honest with a therapist though. -My therapy is gardening and magdumping and that works for me. ---- 183119882 ->>183119849 -my dick is clean ---- 183119942 -I saw her vagene ---- 183120350 -I'm same age as her and same level of bald as Tony Soprano ---- 183121463 ->>183116097 -booze and fags. also my sister specifically eats takeaway constantly rather than just cooking a simple meal. ---- 183121490 ->>183118357 -Look at Jennifer Aniston lol ---- 183121732 ->>183116097 -Alcohol ages you up even if you consume very little. ---- 183121860 ->>183108868 -Jesus she’s perfect ---- 183122006 ->>183106920 (OP) -I thought it was considered cringy to use emojis past 15, did things change again? ---- 183122035 ->I did a lot of therapy -what's with women and therapy? ---- 183122069 ->>183106920 (OP) -LMAO this bitch is like two bottles of wine away from roping. She's useless and dumb as fuck even with all that money. The poorest nigger in America is smarter and has more freedom than this sad cunt stuck in her castle ---- 183122223 ->>183107609 ---- 183122340 ->>183107138 -Celebrities don't live in the normal world. They're not just rich which makes then detached from normal people. Complete strangers know who they are and can act like assholes even when they like you. You constantly have psychophants orbiting around you because they just see you as a meal ticket or way to get famous themselves. - -The only people who remain even remotely sane are people who've maintained a good relationship with friends and family from before their fame . Trying to make friends with other famous people in pointless since they've got all the problems you have but might be dealing with them badly, meaning drugs, drink, and sex. 1984 levels of paranoia is perfectly normal since the chopper going over you might literally be paparazzi or just people working for some rich peraon obsessing over you. ---- 183122446 ->>183107138 -It’s also a Jewish racket meant to extract shekels while promoting narcissistic behavior and “I can do no wrong” attitude. Institutionalized Satanism, “do as thou wilt.” ---- 183122503 ->>183106920 (OP) -She literally only has any of this because of JK Rowling. Total ingrate. ---- 183122560 ->>183107631 -She needs to gain fifty pounds and then star in a graphic unrated sexual drama flick. ---- 183122621 ->>183122340 ->oh my heckin rich celebrities! -these people are the ones going to epstein's island and having satanistic child killing orgies ---- 183122664 ->>183119168 -it’s curious that this outspoken feminist had nothing to say about harvey weinstein during the #metoo “movement ---- 183122845 -I'm 35 and also am not married nor have children. ---- 183122986 ->>183122845 -I am almost 34 and finally got married, so there's hope for you yet. Still working on kids. Want to own a house before we start down that route also I'd really like to have a threesome with my wife and another woman and I feel that we couldn't do that with a kid or her being pregnant ---- 183123008 ->>183122986 -imagine throwing your entire future away because of some spastic coombrain fantasy ---- 183123018 ->>183122845 -Same here. I'm saving myself for Emma Watson ---- 183123020 ->>183113729 -Canadian film & television actress Sarah Gadon can blow on THIS DICK. ---- 183123021 ->>183122845 -Do you get pussy at least? -And unless you're rich or really attractive all the good women to marry are long gone at 35 -Only bitches left at that age are wine aunts, cat ladies and women that have already divorce raped some dude and will probably do the same to you ---- 183123050 ->>183106920 (OP) - -I thought she was 39 ---- 183123133 ->>183123021 -forgot single moms, there's a shitload of them out there but they're casual fucking days are mostly over and are just looking for some billy betabux to raise and pay for a her kids ---- 183123201 ->>183106920 (OP) ->i eat green stuff now -so shes vegan? that explains how shes looking older now ---- 183123229 ->>183123021 ->going for women of the same age -Bro... ---- 183123300 ->>183123021 ->Do you get pussy at least? -haha no, I haven't had sex since my late 20s -I'm not that bad looking or poor, but my attempts in the last decade were failures because apparently I'm not good enough for modern women (or at least the ones I meet) ->dating women in their mid 30s -Yeah, no, I'm not going to do that. ---- 183123346 ->>183112329 -No you wouldn’t. -If you don’t do anything even remotely close to that now, what makes you think you would do it if you suddenly had access to MORE comfort and MORE vice? ---- 183123350 ->>183123300 -Try the fellas then ---- 183123416 ->>183123229 -What, my wife is only like 2 or 3 years younger than me ---- 183123543 ->>183123416 -But did you meet when you were 35 and she was 32? ---- 183123560 -is 33 a masonic number or a satanic number? ---- 183123591 ->>183115292 -She doesn’t believe in any of that stuff. It’s her brand, that’s it. She is classically beautiful who has more poise than talent, so she makes absolute fucktons of money by pretending to be a virtuous, thoughtful artist in the same way that Paris Hilton pretended to be a vacuous, idiotic whore because it made her money. -Emma is gorgeous but she was raised by Hollywood, was in the Panama papers, and has hung out with some of the slimiest people alive. There’s no way she feels anything, she’s a reptile. ---- 183123614 ->>183123560 -A Masonic degree of knowledge and Luciferian. ---- 183123634 ->>183123350 -Sadly, nature in her infinite dullness, decided I should be attracted to tits and not to dicks. ---- 183123716 ->>183123543 -Met her when I was 27-28ish ---- 183123746 ->>183123634 -Sounds like you haven't met the right dick. Where you at? Wanna hangout? We can watch some Emma kinos, order some 'zas, "shoot the shit" as they say, like a couple of bros, and see where the night take us ---- 183123812 ->>183123746 -Thanks, bro, I'm flattered. ---- 183124131 ->>183123812 -SO ARE YOU FUCKING COMING OR NOT ---- 183124371 ->>183106920 (OP) -The things I'd to this woman...even when she's 40 I just know she'll remain hot ---- 183124456 ->>183123634 -What about a flat chested woman? ---- 183124510 ->>183122223 ->fictional character wrote the books -i know they are mentally ill but come on ---- 183124693 ->>183109286 -No shit ---- 183124781 ->>183106920 (OP) -APOLOGISE FOR YOUR CAR ALREADY, SLUT! ---- 183124943 ->>183122223 -They never do a good job of proving it’s not mental illness ---- 183124950 -this post will make a phenomenal impact on my self insert novel where I kidnap her, lock her in my basement and make her fall in love with me over the course of years - -in fact I will have to write the whole thing again just because I need to account for it -sometimes she writes this shit that's such a clear cry for help and love that I can't ignore it, I feel like she wants someone obsessed with her to force her to be happy and these outbursts are just messages to rile up the dedication ---- 183124986 ->>183124456 -Never had the opportunity. ---- 183125118 -it's funny how the first domino piece in fall of Harry Potter was some autistic /lit/ sperg writing out a long post shitting on politics of the franchise - -everything everyone had said about JK and HP in general was just derivative of what that one guy had written ---- 183125133 ->>183123008 -If it doesn't happen before we move then I'll move on from it. No biggie. ---- 183125135 ->>183124986 -If you fucked women before you can do it again, unless you gained a lot of weight or gone bald. ---- 183125158 ->>183125133 -If it does happen, she's insist she fucks one of your friends in response. I mean "has a MMF threesome so it's fair". ---- 183125165 ->>183123560 -Yes ---- 183125228 ->>183123229 -Dated a woman for a few months a year younger than me. Haven’t done that since highschool. Huge mistake, never again. ---- 183125247 ->>183125135 -Yeah, that's what I say to myself as cope, too. ---- 183125322 ->>183125158 -Eh. ---- 183125331 ->>183107138 -you know why ---- 183125346 ->>183111306 -you act riled up, follower of satan (faggot) ---- 183125374 ->>183125322 -Oh you're a literal cuckold lol that explains things ---- 183125376 ->>183108454 -Irrevocably B&R ---- 183125485 ->>183125247 -Cope for what? Being a weak loser? ---- 183125569 ->>183125485 -Yes, if by "weak loser" you mean "not being able to seduce women in years". ---- 183125610 ->>183107722 ->There's an inherent part of your being that comes with learning to care for yourself -you pay someone for water delivered to your house ---- 183125631 ->>183106920 (OP) -https://youtu.be/0SbFzvTKTzM [Embed] ---- 183125674 ->>183125610 -Woah nice point ---- 183126009 ->>183106932 -it's not zodiac -it's freemason bullshit in plain sight. diff --git a/tv/183106995.txt b/tv/183106995.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a6539cd7d79a94c7191712d99d7b00ed0ef54f5a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183106995.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,114 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183106995 -Looks like standalone films aren't the magic solution they hoped for. Universal monsters, and by extension the Dark Universe, are really cursed. ---- 183107183 ->>183106995 (OP) -Fuck you I liked it ---- 183107252 ->>183106995 (OP) -nooo they just gotta try frankenstein next ---- 183107358 -Can't bruise the Cruise ---- 183107370 ->>183106995 (OP) -this is thread #26 about this -no one gives a shit about it retard ---- 183107494 ->>183106995 (OP) -I like how that retarded director was so smug thinking his garbage rom-com buddy cop capeshit was anything to go. ---- 183108603 -It was actually the funniest film I've seen in a long time. Utilized Nicholas Cage in a very appropriate way. Very inoffensive except for one running gag being "fuck you white man" and glorifying eating bugs. ---- 183108699 -Nahz standalone is definately the way to go it's just that nicholas cage is shit. ---- 183109051 ->>183106995 (OP) -Doesn't matter. They made their money back on Mario + they'll make up for it in video sales. Meanwhile, Disney's closing in on inevitable bankruptcy. Seethe, bleed, and dilate. ---- 183109429 ->>183106995 (OP) -Anyone who trusts RT for intelligent reviews has shit for brains. - -The problem with this whole Dark universe shit is they keep trying to force the zeitgeist with something that hasn't been a part of the zeitgeist for 70 years. Its the same thing as when they tried to make Superman into a dark and brooding character simply because it worked for Batman. They don't understand the problem because they dont want to understand it. They just want effortless, plug-and-play results.. but of course, these top brass assholes want to throw in their own creative input just because, if they didn't know what makes a good movie, they wouldn't be making the big bucks. ---- 183109446 -why do they keep casting 80 year old seniors in leading roles. this is worse than an old terminator ---- 183109542 ->>183109446 ->leading roles -Dracula only has like 10-15 mins screentime. The main characters are Nicholas Hoult and Awkwafina ---- 183109807 ->>183109446 -Ironically Cage is the only part that works. I don't even like his over acting but this works for Dracula like you wouldn't believe. He's basically Lugosi on steroids. Very theatral. ---- 183109895 ->>183109807 -I'm not a Lugosi fan boy by any means but I could appreciate the homages. ---- 183110213 ->>183109429 -One of the writers of Pirates of the Caribbean said it's about wanting to be cool: - ->The other thing that comes to mind is we’ve never cared so much for dark, bleak, and cynical. Though the entire town here seems to think that’s what audiences want. And so dark, bleak and cynical screenplays get attention, and dark, bleak and cynical films get made. Fine. That leaves the top of the box office to us, and Steven Spielberg, and James Cameron, and David Koepp. What’s really going on is producers, writers, development executives, directors and actors are overly worried about looking not-cool. They fear “corny” so profoundly they err on the side of long dark coats, neon lights, reflections in the water, smoke, blue lighting, black sunglasses, and sneering looks. They are so afraid of heartfelt they take refuge in dim and bleak and ugly. You’ve never seen anything as funny as a producer wax all excited about how they’re going to reinvent Superman, give him a costume of chain and black leather. ---- 183110232 ->>183107370 -Mummyfags are OBSESSED with their tranny-faced waifu with the dead career. ---- 183110278 ->>183109051 ->2023 ->making any sort of significant amount back through video sales -Based retard. ---- 183110279 ->>183110232 -What Renfield has to do with The Mummy? She is not reflected there at all. ---- 183110797 ->>183106995 (OP) -Awkwafina has really bad posture in this movie. She looks like a little goblin-girl. She's cute in close-ups, but goddamn don't show her in a wide-shot. ---- 183111100 ->>183106995 (OP) -From the Sony leaks you know studio executives are mentally retarded, which is why they never used Van Helsing as the base for this (admittedly stupid) Dark Universe project. ---- 183111155 ->>183106995 (OP) -Mario is still only in its second week. Why are these dumbasses competing against themselves by releasing this now? ---- 183111201 ->>183108603 - -> one running gag being "fuck you white man" - -Unless you're non-white, it's really sad that you can overlook this. You're not required to consume media, you could have some dignity and not support people who hate you. ---- 183111221 ->>183111100 -This ->have a perfect vehicle for a classic monster mash ->try this shit instead ---- 183111269 ->>183108603 ->>183111201 -when does this happen? is it the corrupt cop? kent or whatever? ---- 183111314 ->>183106995 (OP) -Klaus Kinski did it better. ---- 183111333 ->>183106995 (OP) -I thought the gore was a little TOO much. I know it's suppose to be a comedy but the mortal kombat levels of gore went from funny to just off putting after a while. ---- 183111373 ->>183111221 ->>183111221 ->classic monster mash -those never actually made much money though, they were always low budget. -what Sony wanted was to monetize nostalgia, not duplicate what made an old mobie genre good. ---- 183111374 ->Renfield is white ->his love interest is Asian ->Dracula is basically a post-racial demon ->the main mortal villain is some gross Hispanic woman ->her annoying son is played by a Jew - -This is not an anti-white movie. If anything, it's subtly appealing to the MAGA crowd. ---- 183111410 ->>183111373 -It's just a phrase, I meant that Van Helsing is a perfect vehicle for setting up all these monsters, as a hunter who goes around the world and meets them ---- 183112170 ->>183110797 ->She's cute in close-ups -Lol ---- 183112218 -It took me too long to realise Cage has become reddit. ---- 183112411 ->>183106995 (OP) -It's not specific enough. Not just a franchise built on separate films but any kind of franchise at all. Sometimes on a good day a movie based on gothic property can work. But they won't be big blockbusters and may even fail with modest budget because classic gothic horror icons didn't evolve to such a degree as to still be really popular. Old movies have lots of fans sure but that's the thing. They're appreciated as classics. Bram Stoker's Dracula might've been the last time a straight adaptation was truly popular because it was a prestige picture by a beloved filmmaker. Nowadays horrors are cheap and simple. And those icons aren't liek Sherlock Holmes who can be adapted in so many different ways so easily. diff --git a/tv/183107314.txt b/tv/183107314.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5e3802646c765fe636fcba816cb16d869494e536..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183107314.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,63 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183107314 -Just watched Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Best film of the year. ---- 183108899 ->>183107314 (OP) -That has to be the shittiest slingshot design I've ever seen ---- 183109946 ->>183108899 -oh yeah? post a better design then ---- 183109999 ->>183109946 -it's a design for people who have their hand cut off. ---- 183110496 ->>183107314 (OP) -the 20 minute sex scene between the midget and the muscle Barbarian lady felt forced and unnecessary. ---- 183110758 -There's nothing to discuss. Why make threads about this absolute bomb anymore? It deservedly crashed and burned, and you know it's s hit, that's why you're not posting an actual image from the movie, but one edited to pretend Sophia has boobs. ---- 183111216 ->>183107314 (OP) -The pope's exorcist it's better, still 2nd best film of the year ---- 183111259 ->>183107314 (OP) -Wait a minute... is her hair shooped? ---- 183111297 ->>183109946 -is the slingshot part of her? like her clothes aren't actually clothes, but just an extension of whatever shapeshifters are made of... why doesn't she just shapeshift into a giant gun? or a nuke? ---- 183111417 ->>183110496 -How the fuck would that ever feel unnecessary? ---- 183111502 ->>183107314 (OP) -Why do you keep simping for this ugly slag? She's a 4/10 at best. ---- 183111637 ->>183111502 -op is irish iberian ---- 183111674 ->>183111417 -well it just felt redundant after the hour long sex scene earlier in the movie between the barbarian and her ex husband, also a midget. ---- 183111732 ->>183107314 (OP) ->He had to photoshop the image to make movie look good -Your marketing campaign sucks, shill ---- 183111790 -hey that's my wife ---- 183111803 ->>183111297 -Because guns and nukes haven't been invented yet. Kinda hard to shapshift into something you don't even know about. ---- 183111826 ->>183109946 ->we dont have the budget for fully animated shapeshifting ---- 183111916 ->>183110496 -They should not have cut it out. The moment where Michelle flips over Sophia and takes her is so kino. ---- 183111970 ->>183107314 (OP) -It's surprisingly good...some of the jokes actually land and Pine carries it with his charm. - -It's a bit too long and meanders about a bit but a good movie.>>183107314 (OP) ---- 183112244 ->>183109946 -damn that's some awful cgi - -who's watching this shit? capeshit-accustomed negroes? diff --git a/tv/183107362.txt b/tv/183107362.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f943ea96ebdc1013a94eb7300b719c784a3d0087..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183107362.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,102 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183107362 -Has the dust settled yet? - -What did we think of it? - -I just looked at the numbers and they are insane. ---- 183107375 ->>183107362 (OP) -Bing, boom, wahooooo! ---- 183107419 ->>183107362 (OP) -Sleekly produced, well targeted product. If you don't get defensive about this sort of entertainment, it's perfectly fine and its success understandable. ---- 183107452 ->>183107362 (OP) ->just looked at the numbers -Why would you care, nigger? ---- 183108696 ->>183107362 (OP) -I am amazed $100m is spent on something that lasts 90 minutes and it makes 700m in box office after a week. ---- 183110174 ->>183107362 (OP) -10/10 movie ---- 183110260 ->>183107362 (OP) -It's visually nice and jokes were alright. The story plot is literally just stop Bowser but it has charm for a kids movie. Good movie but not as good soulful as Wreck it Ralph ---- 183110288 ->>183108696 -3D animated movies are super expensive to make ---- 183110364 -BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING BUMP TING ---- 183110367 ->>183110260 ->The story plot is literally just stop Bowser -what else would it be? ---- 183110692 ->>183107362 (OP) -It is as good as a movie adaptation of Mario needs to be and is as tasteful nostalgia baiting could be. -The animation and sequences were fun, and it's a rare case where lengthening the movie to extend the action would have been an improvement. Having a 2D side scroll fight scene with Mario and Luigi at the end morrioring the side scroll at the beginning would have been fun, but it's better for audiences wanting more than less. ---- 183111229 ->>183107362 (OP) -I'm really hoping the blu ray will have an alternate audio track that gets rid of the licensed music and put more orchestrated remixed nintendo music in its place instead. like why the fuck is take on me there? why not something from dkc? ---- 183111304 ->>183107362 (OP) -Just 30% drop on the weekend holy fuck. Disney on suicide watch. ---- 183111315 ->>183107362 (OP) ->Girlboss Peach -Didn't watch ---- 183111327 ->>183108696 -It's almost like capeshit budgets are bloated and retarded. ---- 183111398 ->>183111327 -$500 million only in japan. What in the fuck, did the entire population of the country go see it or something? ---- 183111421 ->>183108696 -being shorter makes it easier for a movie to make money, not harder, and $100 million isn't even that expensive. ---- 183111454 ->>183111398 -It made 360 million in Japan rest is international. ---- 183111468 ->>183110288 -It can't be that expensive if Mario was only 100m and still could afford to have celebrity voice actors like Chris Pratt and Jack Black. -Disney spending 200+ million on strange world and light year is some fucking hollywood accounting ---- 183111499 ->>183111454 -that still insane. im assuming movie tickets are much cheaper in japan when converted into dollars from yen. ---- 183111540 ->>183107362 (OP) -manlets can't stop winning ---- 183111597 ->>183111315 -This aspect of the movie was increably tame and on par with something you'd see in 90s Disney. ---- 183111666 ->>183111398 -it's arguably the strongest local box office performance of all time, iirc like 90% of seats were taken for the opening weekend, the box office literally could not be much higher than what it made. On top of that it still had close to 10x legs. I think it broke the old opening weekend record from 2002, then it broke it again in the second weekend AND the third. ---- 183111717 ->>183111315 -Bro, she's a literal queen and a leader of a country, she probably occasionally deals with some political shit. Of course she IS a girl boss. ---- 183111924 ->>183111597 -It already happened in games 20 years ago. People keep forgetting that japanese franchises were pioneers of girl power with stuff like Sailor Moon. The difference is they do it well. ---- 183112269 ->>183111398 -Maybe it's in yen ---- 183112336 -Is LILO and Stitch gonna dethrone Mario? ---- 183112358 ->>183110367 ->what else would the plot be? - - I dont think you understand how crazy it is that this movie was released in 2023 and the writers didn't turn Mario turn Mario into a gay disabled Trans nigger and use the movie to groom kids ---- 183112390 ->>183107362 (OP) -This is a solid film and the 2nd viewing is much better than the first once you get pass the girl boss peach and notice mario is the one who saves everyone like it should be. ---- 183112439 ->>183112336 -They're gonna pull a Sonic and let the internet focus group their character design. ---- 183112481 ->>183112269 -cant be. 500m yen is like 5m in dollars. diff --git a/tv/183107455.txt b/tv/183107455.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b224f4bcac8c84c39e00e2396a0a38218f4df685..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183107455.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,194 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183107455 ->and watch this! Jane Wicker sitting on top of the world! ->OH MY GOD JESUS NO ---- 183108994 ->>183107455 (OP) -Sauce? ---- 183109156 ->>183108994 -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecar7RfrmqI&pp=ygUXamFuZSB3aWNrZXIgcGxhbmUgY3Jhc2g%3D [Embed] - -Wing walker goes splat ---- 183109383 ->OH N- ---- 183109416 ->>183107455 (OP) -I keked pretty hard, what is wrong with me. But I guess play stupid games win stupid prizes. ---- 183109434 ->>183107455 (OP) ->>183109156 -Is she ok? ---- 183109437 ->>183107455 (OP) ->Jane Wicker ->So yeah, I'm thinking I'm ACK ---- 183109455 -It's almost as if hanging onto the wing of a biplane is a stupid thing to do ---- 183109482 ->>183109434 -She’ll be fine ---- 183109484 -Guess she...lit the wick - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY&ab_channel=Swannerator [Embed] ---- 183109519 ->*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* ->Yep, That's Me ---- 183109550 ->>183109519 ->You're probably wondering... ---- 183109556 ->>183109519 -AS GOD IS MY WITNESS -SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF ---- 183109575 ->>183109550 ->...how I got into this situation… ---- 183109601 ->>183109519 ->>183109550 ->>183109575 -Man I feel dirty for making this joke. But the pics are literally all over the net, on normie sites even. ---- 183109609 ->>183109575 -damn is that her skull? brutal ---- 183109610 ->>183109156 ->Wing Walking -That's the dumbest fucking thing I've heard in a while ---- 183109652 ->>183109556 -BAH GAWD IT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER ---- 183109670 ->>183109519 ->>183109550 ->>183109575 -is she cut in half? how can she narrate if she's dead? 2/10 shitty premise ---- 183109681 ->>183107455 (OP) ->Plane crashed because it caught a bad current -So things like this happen completely randomly if the wind happens to change for a moment. Why would you even do this shit in the first placd ---- 183109683 -why does stuff like this make me nauseous but also at the same time I find it hysterically funny? -the duality of man ---- 183109720 ->>183109683 -yeah I usually like looking at accident aftermaths out of some morbid curiosity, but I never find it funny. This one makes me laugh for some reason. It must be the absurdity of the whole ordeal, like, what were they thinking. ---- 183109731 ->>183109519 -and I'm supposed to believe these things crashed the world trade center? Look how fragile it is. ---- 183109768 -Why didn’t she just jump off before it impacted? She would have rolled and maybe broken some bones, but wouldn’t have died. ---- 183109810 ->>183109768 -I don't think you understand how g forces work ---- 183109812 ->>183109609 -That's the pilot. ---- 183109858 ->>183109768 -That shit travels at 250+ kmph dude -The thing literally turned into confetti once it touched the groud, and it's made of metal, imagine what that speed does to a body ---- 183109885 ->>183109609 -I don't see any skull, I see a torso though ---- 183110021 ->>183109768 -she skipped troll physics class. ---- 183110070 ->>183109858 -It's actually made of wood and cloth with just a steel skeleton ---- 183110139 ->>183109156 -did the pilot have an aneurysm or what happened there? ---- 183110203 ->>183110139 -I'm reading a bit about it, he just made a mistake. ---- 183110212 ->>183110139 -Bad winds ---- 183110230 ->>183110203 -how is suddenly banking to the left at that height a "mistake"? ---- 183110267 ->>183109575 ->mfw ---- 183110560 ->>183110230 -Well I'm no pilot but the NTSB report states that there was no mechanical failure or weather condition that could've caused this and the pilot attempted to distance the plane from the crowd. ---- 183110593 ->>183110267 -did she died ---- 183110617 ->>183110593 -Only a little ---- 183110652 ->>183110560 -distancing it would involve pushing the inverted plane down, not banking. - -Honestly him losing consciousness or slipping out his harness seems like a more plausible explanation than doing a dumb mistake like that. ---- 183110707 ->>183110652 -but the crowd is in the opposite direction of his bank, so its consistent. ---- 183110715 ->>183110707 -the bank goes the other way when you're upside down dipshit ---- 183110757 ->>183109156 ->someone calls Jane a he in the comments ->try to correct them by typing "Jane is a girl's name" ->YouTube literally won't let me enter it -Fucking clown world ---- 183110832 ->>183110715 -he banked away from the crowd anon. When the plane is inverted the controls are the same from his pov, they don't reverse. ---- 183110853 ->>183110832 -Wrong again. That's strike two, chud. ---- 183110875 ->>183110853 -Get fucked faggot, you clearly have no idea. ---- 183110908 ->>183110757 ->Fucking clown world -I just typed it and successfully posted it. ---- 183110929 ->>183110875 -I'll break it down for you. A plane turns by taking some of the downward force generated by the wings and pointing it to the side. So if you're upside down and your lift is pointing up and you tip to one side, which way does the force push you? That's right chud, the other way. ---- 183111034 ->>183110929 -Go fuck yourself with a toilet brush. ---- 183111123 ->>183111034 -Behold ye mighty and despair. The fate of all chuds. ---- 183111154 ->>183111123 -You must be 18 to post on this site. ---- 183111200 ->>183107455 (OP) -WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE! ---- 183111280 ->>183110853 -No, child, they do not ->>183110929 -Wrong in every detail as always, child ->>183111123 -No, child, it is not ---- 183111298 ->>183111280 -actually this has been debunked ---- 183111330 ->>183109437 -You read my mind you fucker ---- 183111357 ->>183111298 -Shhh child ---- 183111384 ->>183111200 -How embarrassing that was ---- 183112010 ->>183111384 -> Official reports concluded that the pilots flew too low, too slow, failed to see the forest and accidentally flew into it. The captain, Michel Asseline, disputed the report and claimed an error in the fly-by-wire computer prevented him from applying thrust and pulling up. Five individuals, including the captain and first officer, were later found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. ->Captain Asseline, who maintained his innocence, would go on to serve ten months of prison and a further ten months of probation. -I swear guys, I was full throttle, but computer said no. diff --git a/tv/183107482.txt b/tv/183107482.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4f32d162996e594b03b9aa0a7ba6a0a16a7e8812..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183107482.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1186 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183107482 -Ingmar Bergman be like: ->i-is that a peaceful cosy Scandinavian utopia I'm living in???? I'M GOING INSAAAANE I must make movies about how awful everything is because Christianity is losing its cultural influence and people don't believe in God anymore n shiet AAAAAAHHHH I'M DOOOOMINGGG ---- 183107827 -No future person will ever know this beauty and safety ---- 183108028 -Serious question: what was it that raised moral standards so high in the first place? Was there really a time when pastors and priests got together and decided to yell at anyone who went outside without wearing a dress or a suit? ---- 183108052 ->>183107827 -they literally muddied the waters -it's crazy how fast it went ---- 183108151 ->>183107482 (OP) ->>183107827 -you can still find places like this in europe - -not that you'll ever know cause you'll probably spend the rest of your life as a jobless suburbanite ---- 183108159 ->>183108028 -The influence of Christianity had already faded but people still retained the old sense of shame and guilt to some degree. ---- 183108176 ->>183108151 -No you can't, I've been everywhere in Europe. ---- 183108186 ->>183108151 -wrong ---- 183108190 ->>183107482 (OP) -where is the diversity ---- 183108207 ->>183107482 (OP) -He was proved right then, having abandoned God now they have eunuch and sodomy worship, not to mention replacement migration worship. ---- 183108215 ->>183107482 (OP) ->from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele ---- 183108218 ->>183107482 (OP) -Bergman was a bitchy adulterer who went to live on an isolated island because nobody liked him ---- 183108255 ->>183107482 (OP) -Heaven on Earth, thank you God for allowing this video to exist ---- 183108273 -Would you live there in that time knowing your children would be the cucks they are today ---- 183108282 ->>183107482 (OP) ->be me ->work in Czech ->a girl from Sweden (Gotenburg?) at same work place ->apparently moved from Sweden because women can't go outside after 8 pm alone ->can't even leave your car out in certain areas ->crime everywhere -Lol, it's just absurd. Is it really bad that in Sweden? It's really hard to believe her, but on the other hand it's leading in rape statistics the whole Europe and I believe in gun violence as well... ---- 183108290 ->>183107482 (OP) -Soon they will start to digitally envrown these historical videos because they're too white. Also Bergman was a literal fascist ---- 183108296 ->>183108190 -it stayed in the sewers where it belongs ---- 183108306 ->>183108290 ->envrown -enbrown* ---- 183108319 ->>183107482 (OP) ->because Christianity is losing its cultural influence and people don't believe in God anymore - -Wasn't he proven right? -Look at how things have fallen since that era. ---- 183108320 ->>183108218 -He is just like me ---- 183108324 ->>183107482 (OP) ->Stockholm 2023 -https://youtu.be/KXVtpOHQqvY [Embed] ---- 183108325 ->>183108207 ->having abandoned God now they have eunuch and sodomy worship -Religion will make a comeback based on birthrates between White conservatives and "white" Liberals alone ->liberals believe in tranny shit, race mixing, and having 1 child if not none ->racist Whites who have religion have 3+ kids, some families even have 5-10 kids - -The Past is a Future Country -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AriNx7pHio [Embed] ---- 183108351 ->>183108325 -they reproduce via the education system, anon ---- 183108356 ->>183108028 -People had fathers and communities. ---- 183108413 ->>183108151 ->you can still find places like this in europe -true ->>183108176 ->>183108186 -retards -go to Paderborn, Ingolstadt, Offenbach , Fürth, Ulm or any small town and village in Germany/Europe -literally all Whites, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE LIBERAL SHITHOLE CITIES - -better yet, go to fucking Poland, the Last Bastion against The Great Satan that is Zogmerica ---- 183108429 ->>183107482 (OP) -Never forget what they took from you. ---- 183108433 ->>183108151 -Nigger I lived and worked in Europe for 4 years, it's not like this at all, it's completely destroyed. ---- 183108445 ->>183108282 -this is the case in certain areas of gothenburg stockholm and malmo, obviously in the ”muslim areas” but also certain main streets (avenyn in gothenburg) - -still many places in sweden where a woman could walk naked at night and not feel in danger ---- 183108446 ->>183107482 (OP) -Thanks for making me depressed - -t. Swede ---- 183108449 ->>183108413 -gr8 b8 ---- 183108493 ->>183108413 -It starts off in the cities, then Whites run away, then the shitskins slowly seep into the rest of the country. Whites keep trying to run away but there are only so many places you can go. It will continue to get worse. Look how bad it is in America, and it's still getting worse. Your country is only a few years behind. Poland will fall soon too, I've seen many niggers and mixed race couples in the cities. This is how it starts. You're just too myopic to get it. You're a dumb goy. ---- 183108502 ->>183108413 -Those places might be white, but those whites are degen. ---- 183108534 ->Auuuggghh I spotted a black guy downtown. Day ruined!!!! ---- 183108568 ->>183108534 -this but completely unironically, it's like seeing a giant piece of cow shit who smells thrice as bad and carries twice as much disease ---- 183108574 ->>183108502 ->Muh white trad wives - -They don't exist ---- 183108585 ->>183108028 -Clothing was high quality and made to be worn many times, but it was more expensive so you had less of it. Now it's all sweatshop polyester as far as the eye can see. ---- 183108601 -It's literally over for Europe ---- 183108604 ->mfw Incels consider nazis as anything but pedophilic, gay, coke addicts ---- 183108606 ->>183108574 -That's what I said. ---- 183108625 ->>183108574 ---- 183108644 ->>183108574 -Neither does your womanhood. Now stay away from elementary schools please. ---- 183108675 ->>183108282 ->in Sweden -lol. Gang crime/cartels have spread throughout Europe. -But yes, gang violence happens frequently in Sweden now because our politicians have let in invaders unchecked and they barely get any real punishments because they're incompetent cucks ---- 183108706 ->>183107482 (OP) -Did they know that they were living in paradise? ---- 183108709 ->>183108493 -I understand everything you're saying, but you're wrong -if you actually about this topic then read this image (in full) about why, then do everything in your power to become successful and have a large family yourself ---- 183108710 -Looks like our resident kike found the thread. ---- 183108746 ->>183108151 -I live in a little village in France. Just 10 years ago almost everybody living there was white except for a few gypsies. Now not a day goes by where I don’t see Middle Easterners. The government has ordered municipalities nationwide to build “social housing” so that nowhere in the country is spared. The woke bitch we have for a mayor has been confiscating farmland near where I live using bullshit laws. That farmland had belonged to the same family for 800 years and now a concrete cube is scheduled to be built there and filled with subhumans at taxpayers expense. ---- 183108772 ->>183108746 -ah so the place you live hasnt changed, you're just mentally ill ---- 183108866 ->>183108709 -No, you don't get it. Even if their birth rates level off, AND they stop being imported (won't happen), they've already polluted the place. They're already here, and in number. They're already spreading everywhere. When I was growing up in the 90s, there were zero nonwhites in my community, everyone was not only White but also native to the land, we didn't even have a single foreign-born European living there. Now the nonwhites are flooded everywhere. It started in the urban areas and now they're even in my hometown, it's very fast. They can move freely throughout the country and eventually they will move in next to you. All this cope about their birth rates leveling off is retarded. They could import every nigger from Africa into Europe and there would be more of them than us, lol. There is no short supply of them. ---- 183108893 ->>183108772 -bot post ---- 183108911 ->>183108493 ->>183108449 ->>183108502 ->>183108710 ->>183108601 -stop being demoralized retards - ->>>/wsg/5053706 ---- 183108979 ->>183108911 ->ignore the problem and it goes away! -No, it doesn't work like that. Wish it did. ---- 183108998 ->>183108866 -Do you actually live in Europe? because there's been a resurgence of anti-immigrant parties and policies throughout every country besides cucked Western ones (England, France, Sweden) -Don't forget man. Once you become as blackpilled as you, the enemy has already won. You gotta resist ---- 183109043 ->>183108979 -enlighten us on what you're doing to solve the problem then retard, instead you're doomerposting on /tv/ instead of acquiring wealth to save your genepool, if it's your free time, by all means, but if you don't have some semblance of hope for the future you're gonna become supremely blackpilled ---- 183109085 ->>183109043 -Not everything can be solved. You can just live a good life regardless. ---- 183109086 -all I can say to Westerners is KWAB -Karma is a bitch ---- 183109091 ->>183107482 (OP) ->see's one little clip from Strandvägen in 1955 ->WOW EVERYTHING WAS SHINY AND GOLDEN, LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE WOW WOW WOW - -Relax a little. Of course we went in the wrong direction and ended up in the mess we are today, but not everything was perfect. Do not post that picture of the lefty saying things was never good, that's not what I mean. ---- 183109144 ->>183109085 -the "ideal life" for a Native European is a family with 3 kids, and they also have 3 children and so forth, to that end, you should become religious even if you are not >>183108325 because the culture and values are contusive towards having children and passing on your genes - -just make sure the church you attend is Bible preaching and not woke ---- 183109170 ->>183109144 -It's not necessarily ideal today, because chances are the government will cuck you in some way if you are a married man with kids. ---- 183109238 ->>183109086 ->give women the right to vote and work ->within 100 years they destroy birthrates, vote for open borders, and destroy the native genepool -it has nothing to do colonialism or slavery -Europe could conquer and genocide all of Africa and South America in full if it wished to do so, it still could frankly, however it has maybe ~50-100 years before the problem is beyond saving - -at that point we're looking at global depopulation because even 3rd world shitters will be making their women work and thus killing their birthrates ---- 183109317 ->>183108351 -This. Can't speak for the rest of the world but I am optimistic that homeschooling will become more predominant, or some alternative will be made. -I think people really underestimate how insidious American public schools are. All of the child abuse done by the Catholic Church is dwarfed by the abuse in public schools on a YEARLY basis, but no one talks really talks about it ---- 183109330 ->>183108998 ->Sweden -The anti-immigration party, SD, has gone from 3% to 21% in about a decade. That's the difference between not even being allowed into the riksdag and being the second biggest party in Sweden, forcing other parties to ally with them. They are basically the only party that has been consistently growing while all other parties are bleeding voters. The parties who used to call SD racists now admit the mass immigration was a mistake. ---- 183109338 ->>183107482 (OP) -The truth is, which chuds fail to intuit because they're stupid, is that some nice old colour footage of some area, doesn't mean that place had no problems back then. ->>183108176 ->t. been to London and Paris ->>183108433 ->Europe....is le destroyed ---- 183109345 ->>183109170 -cuck mindset, if my wife decides to leave me after we have 3 children then that is clearly an issue with the relationship, if it cannot be salvaged beyond that I'd just take my 3 kids to another country and learn the language -https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/sgcmku/theyre_not_my_kids_and_not_my_problem/ ---- 183109386 ->>183107482 (OP) ---- 183109400 ->>183109345 -I assume you are very young. The problem isn't outright cuckoldry but the incredible effort that is required to raise 3 kids, maintain a relationship with a modern woman all while wageslaving every day. I can understand any man who doesn't want to put up with it. ---- 183109420 ->>183109330 ->The parties who used to call SD racists now admit the mass immigration was a mistake. -there's still hope for them honestly ---- 183109432 ->>183108534 -t. Swede here from the most northernly part -in late 1947 a french ship docked in my home town and two negro crewmen went ashore. -They were followed around by a flock of kids (I know, My mom's new hubby was one of them) whereever they went. -The next day, the local newspaper literally ran in big, bold, black (lol) letters the headline: "THE FIRST NEGROES IN (hometown)!" -the rest of the article went on to describe the two niggerly gents and their escapades in and around town. -The tone wasn't hateful, though, it was written like as if two chimps had broken loose from a local zoo or something. ---- 183109447 -Its funny because sweden only got to be good by beneffiting from neocolonialism and imperialism. And then when refugees escape their shitholes (made by you) you get angry. You are really like women who cant take responsability for your acts ---- 183109458 ->>183109432 -And now they're a valued, and growing section of every community in Sweden :) ---- 183109459 ->>183107482 (OP) -hello /pol/ stay mad -you cant change a thing ---- 183109473 -Interesting people blame declining religiosity and "liberalism". The cause is really the rapacious nature of capitalism, I'd have thought this was fairly obvious. When you reach a given level of inequality (such as most of us are experiencing) its unclear why anyone would be a conservative. Eventually redistribution is what a rational economic actor should demand, its in the interests of a majority. The Reagan/Thatcher fusion of conservativism and balls to the wall greed was not a natural or obvious thing. It just seems that way now and its not like heavily funded thinktanks are ever going to say "actually if you look at the 1950s conservatives were more conservative but less greedy so it would make sense for more people to agree with its tenets as good for them". ---- 183109491 ->>183109338 ->doesn't mean that place had no problems back then -nice false dichotomy retard -the problems that the city streets of Sweden have now are leagues above any problems they may have had back then ---- 183109492 ->>183109330 -to be honest, that's exactly what happened in denmark, just 10 years before us. Look what happened to the anti-immigration far right in that country, it's completely imploded on itself. Same thing seems to be happening in Finland and Norway. I think we will se the same development and we are just around 10 years late on the ball. ---- 183109501 ->>183109473 -Gtfo bunkertranny. ---- 183109514 -So how does making everywhere the same corrupt dystopian shithole with a balkanized populace of different untrusting ethnic groups fight capitalism exactly? ---- 183109522 ->>183108998 ->>183109330 ->anti-immigration parties -Mega cope. How are you going to get rid of them? Their children are citizens already. Fucking retarded. They're already here, the only way to remove them is forcibly, and that will never ever ever happen in a million years for a litany of reasons. ---- 183109524 ->>183109420 ->>183109330 -institute a 3 strike rule on sandniggers for crimes, they commit their 3 strikes then they get deported -they rape or murder once, instance deportation if that capital punishment to prevent them from coming back ---- 183109530 ->>183109491 -They changed the definition of what a rape was, chud. Snopes has debunked this. ---- 183109532 ->>183109458 -growin, yes. -valued, not so much, outside of the liberal media. -:---))))' ' ' ' ' ;''' ->>>> ---- 183109538 ->>183109447 -Sweden never had any colonies or slave trade. We got rich because we didn't participate in World War 2 and have one of the biggest iron mines in the entire world. ---- 183109583 ->>183108998 -Where? - -Italian coast goard is bringing in hundreds settlers every day under your do called anti-migrant government. - -UK has had anti mass migration government for 13 years, FFS. ---- 183109587 ->>183109447 ->when refugees escape their shitholes (made by you) -Africa was always a shithole you absolute fucking retard -Europe is not responsible for the lack of development across the world from the year 12,000 BC to 1500 AD ---- 183109593 ->>183109538 ->didn't participate in World War 2 -Sweden did, just obliquely. By giving the Germans basically everything they wanted, and pre-emptively preparing to bend over in the case of a German occupation. ---- 183109596 ->>183108325 -Now compare with shitskins ---- 183109618 ->>183109447 -no, retard. up to the 1940s, Sweden was one of the poorest and most backward countries in Europe. -In the 1860s, we had recieved emergency aid from fucking Ireland ffs. The irish pitied us. -We got rich because we werent bombed out after ww2 and could export stuff freely to a European market who wanted to rebuild. the 1940s-1960s marks the swedish industrial boom, which laid the foundation for our wealth up to this day. -Dont fucking speak about things you dont know shit about. ---- 183109627 ->>183109514 -Actually you only see browns in your country because of capitalism. 1950s sweden was more social democrat and leftist than it will ever be again (and it didnt stop them from exploiting browns tho) ---- 183109641 ->>183109238 -hahahahahaha ---- 183109646 ->>183109514 -Fake image by the way. ---- 183109650 ->>183109538 -You colonized Finland thoughbeit. ---- 183109651 ->>183108028 -no because people agreed on a certain set of values which were rooted in their religion. - -There was never a time where the clergy had a watchdog of society function, tall they had to do was educate and correct misconceptions and society did the rest. ---- 183109655 ->>183109473 ->When you reach a given level of inequality (such as most of us are experiencing) its unclear why anyone would be a conservative. -there's a lot that can be said here, but I'd gladly take any economic system besides communism or fuedalism if it meant all countries globally remained homogenous - -capitalism does not require migrants to come in hordes to the host country, that is a recent issue with globalism and the expansion into the New World, if you look at how Europe operated under Capitalism from 1650-1900, they did just fine and were EXTREMELY anti-immigrant - -nothing is stoping YOU from leaving the city or suburbs right now, and taking out a loan to homestead, however you're stuck in the system and love your iphone/internet/doordash ---- 183109674 ->>183107482 (OP) -He was literally right. He just saw the writing on the wall before the vast majority of us. ---- 183109701 ->>183109530 (You) -this is a problem in every country in Europe besides the Eastern bloc you fucking mong, not just Sweden ---- 183109703 ->>183107482 (OP) -literally zero hustle and bustle in that webm ---- 183109723 ->>183108028 ->what was it that raised moral standards so high in the first place? -Ethnic homogeneity unironically. -Kin won't degrade one another as strangers will. ---- 183109729 ->>183108028 -People want to be modest when they have certain values internalised, not when they're imposed on them from outside, like by freaks on the internet talking about trad gfs, for instance. ---- 183109739 ->>183109538 ->you can ONLY benefit from imperialism if you have colonies -So why is switzerland better than portugal? Portugal also didnt participate in ww2 AND had colonies well into the 70s and it was still a shithole worse than sweden. You are just dumb and ignorant, cant understand complex systems ---- 183109746 ->>>183109530 # (You) ---- 183109762 ->>183108151 -It's only the countryside that's still like that. Where as OP clearly shows capital of Sweden in his webm. Every minor and major city in Europe (like 100k+ in terms of population) is full of nogs, pakis, slavs or other undesirables. ---- 183109764 ->>183109729 ->like by freaks on the internet talking about trad gfs, for instance. - -yeah THATS the ones who pressure normal people into changing their values. Really there is no escaping those guys these days... ---- 183109771 ->>183107482 (OP) -I can see why they thought letting a few sand people in would be okay and they'd assimilate ---- 183109777 ->>183109723 -Not true, there are plenty homogenous places that are degenerate. ---- 183109779 ->>183107482 (OP) -Where's the Stockholm now webm where it looks like an African warzone? ---- 183109794 ->>183109739 -overall colonies never paid off, there was the idea that the might but everyone kept losing money trying to develop them. ---- 183109805 ->>183108998 -There is no party in Europe that deports people in any relevant way. Some create an enviroment that has people not stay, prime example of that being Denmark. - -The anti-migrant parties are all talk. Just look at Italy right bloody now. - -Where I live, Czech Republic, we just help them buy train tickets to Germany. ---- 183109820 ->>183107827 -Few people know how good things really were because they probably had their minds set on the future, or trivial things. It’s okay. ---- 183109822 -Divine justice and punishment, God is good ---- 183109833 ->>183107827 -Eh honestly modern stockholm doesn't look much different from that. The untermensch shitskins keep to their ghettosuburbs and the good ones blend in. T. A finn who visits stockholm often ---- 183109835 ->>183109777 -Are they White or are they sub human though? ---- 183109877 ->>183109703 -I thank God everyday for not being born in the city, I thank God everyday for having a Father who warned of me of the dangers of living in the city ---- 183109901 ->>183109587 -I am not denying that capitalism is better than tribalism or feudalism for any country, just saying that its not enough. Basic infraestructure so they can export the cheap goods and a fairly stable market where they can buy the refined goods from you for expensive prices is not enough. And africa is not the only continent you exploited ---- 183109906 ->>183109835 -They are white. ---- 183109907 ->>183108028 -peer pressure is always the answer, both for what you have now and for what you had then. ten years before that video they had aryan breeding camps, and then they started to act like they're some kind of chic polar light italian country. ---- 183109916 ->>183108028 -Back then life was a lot more harsh. These days thanks to technology we can get away with much more than we could in the past, like sex with a woman doesn't ruin the womans life thanks to pregnancy. Or that there is enough food to go around so that everyone doesn't need to be working all the time. That's why morals are degrating, because they can. ---- 183109932 ->>183108413 -i live in a small town in one of the below 10% countries -in the past you would never see foreigners here -but now you see them every time you go outside - -this is by design, the elites dont want any white only areas anywhere ---- 183109936 ->>183109650 -you spärdos should be happy for that, or you would still be living in mud puddles, eating garbage and drinking your own mushroom-addled piss. ---- 183109944 ->>183108998 -Nope. Here in the Balkans anti-immigration parties are literally non-existent, and as for Italy... Well, look at picrel ---- 183109955 ->>183109906 -Where? ---- 183109956 ->>183109877 -baby black clit ---- 183109971 ->>183107482 (OP) ->because Christianity is losing its cultural influence and people don't believe in God anymore -And he was right. We got the secular degenerate society every atheist dreamed and its shit. -I would literally kill people to return to your webm. ---- 183109984 ->>183109805 ->There is no party in Europe that deports people in any relevant way -wrong >>183108413 move to Poland ---- 183109987 ->>183109901 -Unrestrained capitalism is exactly what's led to what everyone's crying about ITT. As soon as moneyed interests had access to cheap labour from abroad, what reason was there to maintain a nation's population as it was? They don't care if society dissolves, and those at the bottom of the ladder eat shit, they can go move to some homogenous, gated community. People really ought to understand this. ---- 183109988 ->>183109086 ->Sweden -Karma for what ---- 183109991 ->>183109779 -central stockholm doesn't. it's not like in the US where the inner city is nigger central and whites live in the suburbs. in sweden the niggers live in the suburbs and the whites in the inner city. ---- 183109995 ->>183109650 -That was payback for them enslaving everyone else during the ancient Finnish empire days, before the hyperwar. ---- 183109996 ->>183109944 -In Serbia there is a massive influx of foreign workers from shitholes like Bangladesh, Nepal etc while simultaneously there's like 200k Russian IT globohomo guys so that's like having the worst of both worlds instantly dropped on your (cartelized) economy. ---- 183109998 ->>183109877 - ->multiple people just stood watching this happen. ->the dude stood by his car doesn't even make an attempt to stop the guy from chasing her. ---- 183110010 ->>183109971 -If you went back you'd just get to see Christianity fail all over again though ---- 183110012 ->>183109794 -You are retarded. Europeans never developed shit anywhere aside from structures they used to control the browns and to extracted the goods from the countries. Just colonization we are talking about billions if not trillions extracted that later went into the factories located in europe (never in the brown colonies, eh?) ---- 183110020 ->>183109955 -Europe. I grew up in Germany in a small town and it was degenerate. Muslims are arguably less degenerate than us. ---- 183110048 ->>183109833 -wrong ---- 183110063 ->>183110020 -t. urk ---- 183110072 ->>183109338 ->doesn't mean that place had no problems back then. -As opposed to some mythical state of existence that doesn't have any problems? ---- 183110074 ->>183109650 -Swedes didn't really do any oppressive colonizing though, they just claimed the land and then ruled finland as they did sweden. ---- 183110081 ->>183110012 ->Europeans never developed shit anywhere ->USA ->Canada ->Australia ->Rhodesia ->South Africa -To name a few ---- 183110083 ->>183109998 -I wouldn't either. 99% chance she would call me a racist for saying we shouldn't allow these people in. She literally asked for it, let it happen to her, who cares. ---- 183110084 ->>183109971 -No amount of murder can bring back the past, but it seems futures are constantly built on corpses so maybe focus on that. ---- 183110085 ->>183110020 -Second and third gen Muslims all drink & fornicate, but still get really mad over stuff like pork, if you want to talk about 'degeneracy'. I'd rather have a 'degenerate' nation full of my own people, than a puritanical one dominated by people from abroad. ---- 183110089 ->>183109987 -Theres no such thing as unrestrained or restrained capitalism, what we are living is the latest result of pure capitalism = imperialism. And things will get worse as capital contracts more, we might even see some whites actually becoming poor for once. ---- 183110095 ->>183110063 -Turks are degen too, but some Arabs and such probably are what the chuds would call "trad". ---- 183110117 ->>183110020 -least cucked g*rman ---- 183110121 ->>183109984 -Didn't realize Poland was currently so based. How does that retarded woman still have her news anchor job? She's always getting blown out. ---- 183110124 ->>183110089 ->we might even see some whites actually becoming poor for once -You're not actually a Marxist then? Because Marx & Engels developed their theory by seeing the abject poverty imposed on the British underclass during the industrial revolution. 'Whites becoming poor for once', you fucking idiot. ---- 183110131 ->>183109916 ->sex with a woman doesn't ruin the womans life thanks to pregnancy. -how does pregnancy "ruin a woman's life" ->so that everyone doesn't need to be working all the time -people in the past spent much less time working ---- 183110133 ->>183109988 -letting jews in ---- 183110135 ->>183110095 -self hating germans like yourself make me sad ---- 183110141 ->>183109447 ->when refugees escape -They didn't escape, the Swedish government just invited them in on its own whim. It's unexplainable civilizational suicide ---- 183110146 ->>183110095 -Ah yes, le trad scat fetishist whoremongers. ---- 183110155 ->>183110117 -Why is that cucked? - ->>183110135 -I'm not self-hating at all, retard. I'm just saying moral decay isn't necessarily related to diversity. ---- 183110167 ->>183110081 -All criollo built countries you retard ---- 183110176 ->>183110155 -kys ---- 183110177 ->>183110135 -It's the end result of decades of jewnited states propaganda that's been pumped non stop ever since they became a vassal state ---- 183110190 ->>183109901 ->africa is not the only continent you exploited -this has nothing to do with exploitation, this has to do with the simple fact that Europe advanced for thousands of years while Sub-Saharan Africans did nothing until Europeans showed up in 1500 and built it for them - -the reason is genetic ---- 183110192 ->>183108998 -kek most european "anti immigration" parties are a joke at the best of times, when they're not actively controlled opposition or foreign plants ---- 183110195 ->>183110124 -Lol any industry working brit lived better than any brown on earth at the time ---- 183110199 ->>183110155 ->why is it cucked to say invading ethnic groups are better than my native one -You guys have been hopelessly cuckolded ever since the nazis lost and your country got divvied up. ---- 183110205 ->>183110167 ->umm ackshually by Europeans I meant moor rape babies only -kys retard ---- 183110223 ->>183110167 ->source: my gaping anus ---- 183110251 ->>183110190 -If it was genetic you wouldnt be born so retarded being part of the white race ---- 183110258 ->>183110199 -Americans won the war and they are even more degenerate. Is this all the fault of nigger? - -Seems like whites have zero responsibility for their actions. ---- 183110261 -you can make a video like this in every european country in 2023 ---- 183110281 ->>183110251 -Some Whites are born retarded, but nearly all nonwhites are born retarded. Most people learn about averages in elementary. ---- 183110292 ->>183110012 -nigger have you been to Algier? At times you'd think you're in a district in Paris, except with more Arabs. What am I taking about, the same amount of arabs ---- 183110294 ->>183109762 ->slavs -We're whiter than you Meds ---- 183110298 ->>183110020 ->Muslims are arguably less degenerate than us. ->>183110085 ->I'd rather have a 'degenerate' nation full of my own people, than a puritanical one dominated by people from abroad. -this but the tranny/faggot issue really fucks with me, I'd take some based spics (5% max if it meant no gays and trannys ->>183109530 ->Snopes has debunked this. ---- 183110300 ->>183110205 ->>183110223 -Criollo means europeans born in america or other colonies you fucking stupid gorilla monkeys. Why do i even waste my time arguing with people who dont even know the basics ---- 183110301 ->it's atheism! ->no it's capitalism! ->no it's colonialism! -*blocks ur path* ---- 183110303 ->>183110195 ->any industry working brit lived better than any brown on earth at the time -kek -Yes, they were privileged to die at 35 from chronic lung problems as a consequence of working in coal mines, literally miles under the earth. Or having to work in factories as children, losing digits, breathing in fibres. Of course, they could've just CHOOSED not to work, and starved to death, or wasted away in a workhouse. I'd rather have been a plantation slave than a working class urban Brit in the mid 19th century. ---- 183110313 ->>183110258 -bot post ---- 183110323 ->>183109822 -Punishment for what? ---- 183110325 ->>183110020 -ok Mahmud -now kys ---- 183110328 ->>183107482 (OP) -yikes you know what that country needs? lots of niggers and rape ---- 183110329 ->>183110303 ->CHOOSED -chosen oops ---- 183110331 ->>183110121 ->Didn't realize Poland was currently so based -you got no idea ---- 183110339 ->>183110300 -It means SPANISH colonials you fucking moron ---- 183110380 ->>183110313 -Ok NPC. ---- 183110382 ->>183110339 -Hahahahahahaha ok dude ---- 183110385 ->>183110300 -You're so unbelievably stupid it physically hurts. You got btfo, just log off. ---- 183110390 ->>183110251 ->>183110281 ->Most people learn about averages in elementary. -yup ---- 183110405 ->>183110012 -Europe got rich before the age of colonization, retard. If anything colonization cost Europe in the long run more than it benefited ---- 183110409 ->>183110380 -bot post ---- 183110420 -God, can you imagine how miserable those women must have been without a BBC supply... ---- 183110431 ->>183110405 -And people don't seem to understand that it required a level of development & organisational ability to facilitate the colonisation in the first place. ---- 183110434 ->>183107482 (OP) ->he doesn't know about the forced sterilizations in Sweden -snip snip anon ---- 183110436 -just look up any promotional video for any slightly bigger city and you will see idyllic pictures too. 50 years from now people will look at those videos or at car commercials and be like ->this is how it was in the past -what do you see in op's video? You see people doing everyday normal activities, stuff you can do literally right now if you leave your house. You know you can take a walk when it's sunny? You know you can gather your family and have a barbecue? You can even smile the way people used to smile in old commercials from the 50s. It's fucking surreal to me how those concepts are so alien to you, that when you see them in the movie or commercial from the 50s, you feel like you're watching a fantasy movie taking place in dreamland. Literally leave your house once in a while and touch grass. Don't project your misery onto the whole world ---- 183110438 ->>183110301 -America is the Great Satan, what about it? not like anyone can do anything save for China or the Global south -at that point we're literally chosing to be rule over by Chink elites instead of Liberal and Kike elites ---- 183110450 ->God, can you imagine how miserable those women must have been without a BBC supply... ---- 183110473 ->>183110434 -Huh? ---- 183110499 ->>183110436 -Everyone in the video is white, retard ---- 183110523 ->>183110300 ->when a third worlder tries to be a smartass ---- 183110528 ->>183110436 -50 years from now we will be much browner and less free than we already are, so yes, I'm sure people will look back on these days fondly by comparison. What's your point, cunt? ---- 183110533 ->>183110438 ->at that point we're literally chosing to be rule over by Chink elites instead of Liberal and Kike elites - -who is "we"? ---- 183110539 ->>183110499 -your incelism is this hard, huh? ---- 183110549 ->>183110533 -Europe. - -Chink rule > mutt rule. ---- 183110557 ->>183110436 - -You absolutely cannot do that while walking by some nigger crackhead in most cities. ---- 183110564 ->>183108429 ---- 183110572 ->your incelism is this hard, huh? ---- 183110578 ->>183110473 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilisation_in_Sweden ---- 183110579 ->>183110528 -people have much more personal freedoms now than they had 50 years ago ---- 183110603 ->>183108710 ---- 183110612 ->>183110539 -Sorry Muhammad, unlike you I don't rape when I have a sexual emergency ---- 183110621 ->>183108282 -A white rapper was killed (Einar) and the perpetrator still walks free because of his skin color ---- 183110622 -I'm against immigration, but effectively immigrants don't make my life worse at all, and I live in a very mutted city. I don't understand the people who whine and doompost about this. ---- 183110628 ->>183110549 -You will never be European, Ivan. ---- 183110629 ->the schizokike's bot broke again and he has to do it manually ---- 183110639 ->>183110523 -It's not enough that shitskins are ruining White countries they have to ruin the internet too. -At least people will start to hate them without having to smell them. ---- 183110642 ->>183108282 -Sweden is weird. It was pushed by the media as the one nation that handled the coof and lockdowns the best. And not just any media but the same ones pushing for even more lockdowns etc during peak coof. When I looked up what did Sweden actually do, turns out the nation basically did nothing and was already accepting tourists when everyone else was still quarantinemaxxing. ---- 183110645 ->>183110622 -Not everyone lives in Dubai ---- 183110666 ->>183110450 -It’s not the Jews fault you can’t have sex ---- 183110667 ->>183110645 -I live in Paris. ---- 183110685 ->>183110579 -Until you say lesbians don't have dicks and then you get locked up like that Norwegian feminist ---- 183110686 ->>183108028 ->Was there really a time when pastors and priests got together and decided to yell at anyone who went outside without wearing a dress or a suit? -In Sweden? Literally almost, yeah. -The Lutheran church was basically a secret police organ of the Government during the 1600 and 1700s. Priests would keep track of who went to church and who didn't, and the only religion allowed in the country was the Lutheran faith. Catholics would be exiled or executed. Swedish soldiers were expected to read the Bible on a daily basis and be able to quote the Evangelium from memory. -We often think of "Viking Gods" and shit when discussing Scandinavia today, but for a good 300 years, the Nordic countries were basically Protestant Taliban. -Sweden had no official freedom of religion until 1955. Norway was still banning the Life of Brian for heresy in the 1970s. Selling alcohol on Sunday is still banned in Sweden and Norway (albeit this is less to do with religion and more to do with 1920s era prohibition because alcoholism was considered a health crisis across the political spectrum). ---- 183110697 ->>183110666 -wasted satan trips. ---- 183110734 ->>183108325 ->This cope again -You realize most atheists were born into religious families themselves, right? Sweden was almost 100% Christian in 1900 lol ---- 183110771 ->>183110667 -hahaha ---- 183110798 ->>183108413 ->STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE LIBERAL SHITHOLE CITIES -"Just ignore your biggest and most important cities and historic capitals bro" -"It's no biggy bro we just lost Paris and Hamburg and London and Dublin and Milan and Madrid and Berlin and Munich and Köln and Stockholm and Amsterdam and Brussels and Marseille and Barcelona and Lisbon and Edinburgh and Den Haag" -"But you know aside from that it's all good because we have a few towns left (for now)" -Amazing how fucking blind you people are. ---- 183110810 ->>183110667 -I'm sorry. ---- 183110825 ->>183110572 -Isn't that the fat stinky Jew that said exercise and diet doesn't work ---- 183110827 ->>183110473 -lol welcome to the real world anon ---- 183110835 ->>183110771 -Prove me wrong, faggot. I dislike mudslimes and such but since I've never been attacked, robbed or whatever they have effectively had zero impact on my life. ---- 183110854 ->>183110835 -You're a fucking dumbass, Jean-Phillipe. Get out of the 16eme sometimes and stop posting silly things on the internet. ---- 183110860 ->>183110798 -In case of civil war or social breakdown the rural areas would fare much better. Remember the Chinese Civil War where urbanites got epically BTFO ---- 183110864 ->>183109984 -Poland is not deporting people, either. They try to not let them in. If they do get in, they also help them to Germany. ---- 183110866 ->>183110825 -One of many, yes. ---- 183110870 ->>183110708 -rip -I hope you're memeing ---- 183110881 ->>183110686 ->DID YOU KNOW WE HAD PURITAAAANSSSSS? -nobody cares sweden -all Prot countries did, at some point ---- 183110890 ->>183110854 -Oh yeah it's literally a warzone. - -t. American who has never been here ---- 183110893 ->>183110835 -You're so fucking stupid it's comical. ---- 183110903 ->>183110890 -I grew up there, retard. ---- 183110928 ->>183110893 -You're a retard who would be just as miserable in a homogenous whitopia. ---- 183110939 ->make colonies around the world ->millions of deaths ->spoil the gold and resources -I mean, we deserve it. ---- 183110953 ->>183110939 -Swedoids were too weak and stupid to do any of that, though. ---- 183110961 ->>183110331 -Poland invites the highest number of immigrant out of all EU. - -The main issue here is also the utter confusion of terms, immigrant, migrant, asyulm seeker, refugees are all mised together. ---- 183110964 ->>183110860 ->We just need a societal collapse and chaos and mass death bro no biggy -Again, you people are fucking nuts. The fact that it has gotten to this point is a travesty, we shouldn't be at this stage to begin with. -"Let's just hope [ancient and world renown cities] are destroyed" isn't le based and epic, we have literally resorted to day dreaming about a scorched earth retreat into the woods, this is depressing. -Also note that real countryside doesn't fucking exist anymore in much of Europe. Rural areas? What fucking rural areas are there in the Netherlands or in western Germany or England? The Rhineland is just one continuous suburban-urban continuum, there is no countryside escape! ---- 183110966 ->>183110939 -You -I won't even bother bracketing it ---- 183110981 ->>183110928 -I'm neither a retard nor miserable but okay dumbfuck. ->mfw I'm walking through my city and everyone is a bloated corpse and rats are feasting on their remains but I'm still alive so it's okay -*thumbs up* ---- 183110985 ->>183110881 ->Someone asks question ->Gets an interesting response ->"Uh nobody cares" -Okay, retard. Some of us don't have ADHD and can read a single paragraph however. ---- 183110995 ->>183110964 -Okay so what's your solution? You can't retake cities at this point ---- 183111024 ->>183110981 -Rats aren't feasting on bloated corpses in my city though. It's just filled with mutts who don't impact my life meaningfully. ---- 183111066 ->>183111024 -You're about as intelligent as a frog sitting in a pot of water that's steadily increasing in temperature, which I suppose is fitting. ---- 183111067 ->>183110995 -It happened in the past. It is happening right fucking now in Ukraine. - -You can retake a city if there is a will. The truth is, people just do not care. - -We are also quite old here. Based Polad here or there, but Polish zoomers are fully integrated into the West. And follow the same cunts on TikTok as any kid in first world. ---- 183111142 ->>183111066 -I already said that I oppose immigration, and that my country's culture will ultimately change to die demographic replacement. - -My point is that it doesn't impact my life right now. Arguably life has never been better in Western Europe. If you are miserable now you would have been worse off 50 years ago. ---- 183111169 ->>183110685 -sauce? ---- 183111178 ->>183110881 -retard. you HAD puritans, swedes WERE puritans. They were in charge of the country for almost 400 years. ---- 183111184 ->>183111169 -Tonje Gjevjon ---- 183111199 ->>183111067 -What are Ukrainians doing to their urbanites? I thought half the population was on the bus to Poland by this point ---- 183111210 ->>183110901 -understandable, Jewish food is an affront to nature. ---- 183111215 ->>183107482 (OP) -Stockholm has much better fashion now and is way cooler ---- 183111243 ->>183110995 -Unironically "It's Over". If you interact with Zoomers you already know it's over. They have immigrant friends, and they won't betray their personal connections in some epic based race war for Europe, they're just going to normalize this ethnic diversity and be culturally influenced by the immigrants (we already have teenagers using random Arab and Turkish slang in Germany, blond white kids literally be saying "Wallah"). -Do you think the WASPs of the US started an uprising to drive out the Catholic Italians and Irish who took over New England and New York? Exactly. That's the future, the foreigners are here to stay. ---- 183111263 ->>183111210 -Most of it is borrowed from whatever Slavs/Germans were up to 200 years ago and some of that is pretty good -I'm never going to hate on a potato pancake ---- 183111270 ->>183110564 -oh nonono polsisters ---- 183111275 ->>183111215 -Pogchamps ---- 183111286 ->his bot is broken so he's replying to himself manually ---- 183111311 ->>183108282 -Burger here, I was in Gothenburg a few weeks ago for work and it seemed ok, but then again I’m a guy. There were definitely more “foreigners” around the city center than the last time I was there just a few years ago. I will be back again in a few weeks and I’ll keep my eyes more open. ---- 183111313 ->>183111263 -Latkes with onion and sour cream. Heavenly. ---- 183111322 ->>183111215 -21st century fashion is soulless ---- 183111334 ->>183109650 ->Primitive tribe conquers another ->500 years later this is considered colonization because the well off, severely reperated natives want sympathy points -You're not a finn. You are a, and god forgive me for uttering this, a l*pp. ---- 183111339 ->>183111243 -Then why are far right parties most popular with zoomers in Poland, France, and several other countries? ---- 183111376 ->>183110603 -this isn't /pol/, you must be lost. the shortcut for /pol/ is alt+f4. good luck, but don't come back. ---- 183111388 ->>183111210 ->>183111263 -Like he said, what Americans think is Jewish food (Ashkenazi food) is literally just German/Polish/Russian peasant food. -You know "Lox"? The Salmon with bagels and shit? Well guess what, Lox is just Yiddish for Lachs. Lachs just means Salmon in German lol ---- 183111412 ->>183111243 ->If you interact with Zoomers you already know it's over -I'm a zoomer and it's complex. Females are either apolitical conformists or woke fanatics. Males are either liberal normies or redpilled racists ---- 183111433 ->>183111184 -but that's not the reason she was investigated ---- 183111434 ->>183111215 -Stockholm wagie here. My office in the same building as the Stadium they're standing outside (hästskogången) -I'm inside this building right now posting soijaks ---- 183111437 ->>183111339 -being popular does not equal actual votes and you were only looking at the vocal minority of le baste and redpolled zoomers, the majority of them are normalfags who will go along with whatever their peers and the media tell them to ---- 183111443 ->>183111243 -What was the last you had ethnic cleansing where you life? - -These things change over night. Today they are friends, tomorrow you spit in their face. ---- 183111451 ->>183109984 ->thinks -"No." lmao based Poles indeed ---- 183111452 ->>183110323 -exploiting fellow human beings, God is all-knowing ---- 183111453 ->>183111339 -source? ---- 183111456 ->>183111433 -It is. -Also Christina Ellingsen ---- 183111462 ->>183111047 -Maybe stop being fat and ugly ---- 183111471 ->>183111437 ->you were only looking at the vocal minority of le baste and redpolled zoomers, the majority of them are normalfags who will go along with whatever their peers and the media tell them to -History is always made by committed minorities. Most normies are always spineless conformists ---- 183111472 ->>183110995 -Not to mention, AI is going to displace a lot of working men soon once corporations can start trimming fat. The cities will become mega cities of ultra poor and ultra rich and the rural areas will likely be overrun with the foreigners ---- 183111476 ->>183110901 ->>183110825 -Offensive towards or refugee friends ---- 183111486 ->>183111339 -More popular but not enough. The Nativists Party also existed in the USA, when WASPs realized that they were being replaced by Catholics in the northeast. -Then nothing happened. The Know Nothing Party petered out and now New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, etc. Are strongly associated with Catholic ethnicities like Italians and Irish, and the old Protestant Dutch and English are a minority. -Unfortunate fact is, most European Zoomers will sooner die defending Balotelli, Özil, or Mbappe, before they ever consider "race war now". Youth culture in Europe literally revolves around Football and YouTube, and the biggest FIFA YouTuber is a black guy from England lol. -Turks are installed in Berlin Like Italians are installed in New York City, you won't see them being deported any time soon. ---- 183111492 ->>183111462 -KEK tranny /pol/ chads actually won cope tranny jew ---- 183111494 ->>183111472 -Foreigners will be the ultra poor urbanites in that scenario ---- 183111495 ->>183110686 -Wow, no wonder their faith crashed ---- 183111507 ->>183111443 ->What was the last you had ethnic cleansing where you life? -Well I'm only 2 countries away from Bosnia Kek ---- 183111520 ->>183111486 -Also don't forget music. Zoomer music is literally dominated by various ethnics here where I live in Germany. ---- 183111525 ->>183111486 -Most normies are just conformists. If the based zoomers gain power the zombie zoomers will become right-wing as well ---- 183111534 ->>183109420 ->assimilate -lol americanism. -They’re leaving one way or other. ---- 183111565 ->>183111507 -Hungary? ->>183111443 -Yes. Remember how fast Yugoslavia sank into genocide, and inter-ethnic relations prior to that were utopian in comparison to modern multicultural West ---- 183111571 ->>183111495 -Well this was kinda the norm for Europe until like 1800. France was the first secular country in the continent really, everyone else had strong religious division or enforcement. Even the tolerant Netherlands had "pillarization" where the different religions didn't mingle with each other and formed their own political parties. -In the UK, Catholics were second class citizens until the 1830s. In Spain they had the inquisition. In Russia the Orthodox Church was the Tsar's ideological propaganda machine. In Prussia there was a glass ceiling for Catholics in the Army. Etc. ---- 183111573 ->>183111215 -Zoomers look kinda funny, sorry zoomers ---- 183111612 ->>183111520 -That too. Rap started in the USA, got exported to European ghettos, and now is mainstream in Europe too. Literally everyone LARPs as a black guy from the Bronx kek ---- 183111635 ->>183111471 -true, but if you think those zoomers can achieve anything of note then i have bad news, these are faggots who think meme shit is real political activism when at best it's preaching to the choir ---- 183111661 -Nice television and film thread ---- 183111675 ->>183111635 ->who think meme shit is real political activism -Ten years ago you could only see the pronouns shit on Tumblr. Just sayin' ---- 183111676 ->>183111612 -Yeah, I still remember the times when young people listened mostly to milquetoast pop music made by white people. That's completely different now. ---- 183111685 ->>183108190 -There are lots of finns in that video ---- 183111690 -What's going on here? ---- 183111699 ->>183111661 -Ingmar Bergman is one of the most well-renowned film directors, retard ---- 183111724 ->>183111690 -She has nice feet ---- 183111726 ->>183111635 -Not that I disagree with you regarding zoomers, but your confidence is misplace. Again, history teaches us that things can change and escalate very quickly. - -Remembor, there were major cities that had German majority or well fully more or less German in Eastern Europe. Basically over night, the millions of Krauts were pushed the fuck out. ---- 183111757 ->>183108190 -White people are the most diverse. We have all kinds of eye and hair colors, not just various shades of poop. ---- 183111780 ->>183108028 -It was the style at the time. People used to wear multiple layers of clothes as a rule. Even farm workers would do work with three layers in the summer. It's genuinely baffling. ---- 183111819 ->>183111635 -Keep in mind woke culture is unsustainable because it's built on lies so they have to rely on censorship to survive. Without censorship to help them, they get humiliated like here: -https://twitter.com/JoshGellers/status/1647292095734980608 -It's an unsustainable status quo ---- 183111836 ->>183111573 -What do you mean ---- 183111850 ->>183111757 -based person of color ---- 183111880 ->>183110642 -Literally all you had to do was think about classy pepe and corona couldn't do anything ---- 183111883 ->>183111836 -weet don't ik. ---- 183111885 ->>183111836 ->0:06 -Cute bubbly girls ---- 183111888 ->>183110621 -wigger games, wigger prizes ---- 183111921 ->>183111836 -Those zoomer girls look 35. ---- 183111948 ->>183111675 ->>183111819 ->>183111726 -woke/leftist shit is a different case, those are actively supported by the powers that be unlike esoteric incelism ---- 183111953 ->>183111888 ->those double trips ---- 183111972 ->>183111836 -I mean that Swedish zoomers dress weird but to be fair so do zoomers elsewhere too ---- 183112005 ->>183111921 -How do you know they're zoomers and not 35? ---- 183112013 ->>183111571 ->France was the first secular country in the continent really, everyone else had strong religious division or enforcement. -So did France. The Affair of Cards was outed in 1906 where they had Freemason Lodges acting as spies against french citizens and making sure catholics, reactionaries and nationalists were prevented from rising in the army, and in several cases were forcibly retired or sent to extremely unpleasant postings like the furthest east or the colonies. -Sending your kid to mass was enough to get you prohibited from rising far. You were dubbed a "Carthage" while liberal republicans were "Corinths". ---- 183112020 ->>183112005 -Mostly judging by their clothes. ---- 183112026 ->>183108151 -yeah but they're on track to be corrupted too. And we should mourn the fact that we used to have beautiful, safe, high-trust cities like this. ---- 183112029 ->>183111376 -you're the one who's lost and can't find your fellow retards on pol, alt + f4 your life ---- 183112112 ->>183112029 -no reason to be rude ---- 183112120 ->>183111492 ->literally going to prison after getting arrested in your pajamas in your mom's house ->the man you threatened to murder parades you and laughs in your face ->going to jail directly as a consequence ->"LOOK I DREW HIM AS A VIRGIN WOJAK, WE WON /POL/SISTERS" -This degree of delusion is the reason why you will always lose. You live in a fantasy world so there is no reason to confront or influence reality ---- 183112137 ->>183112029 -This is /tv/, not /pol/. If you're so obsessed with /pol/ then go there, nobody here cares. ---- 183112166 ->>183112120 -This is what schizophrenia looks like, folks. ---- 183112183 ->>183109991 -Also the swedish warzone is less dangerous than the american safehaven ---- 183112240 ->>183112137 ->TRANNIES, JEWS, BLACKS, BBC, MUSLIMS, TRANNIES AGAIN, ISRAEL, HITLER ->"Hey retard go back to /pol/" ->uhm? this is /tv/ not /pol/? -Anon... you're too retarded to be posting here ---- 183112267 ->>183112240 -Which board do you think you're on, anon? Are you okay? Take your meds today? ---- 183112289 ->>183108325 ->extrmly conservative are barely above the replacement level ---- 183112302 ->>183112137 ->>183112267 -you're an idiot, the guy you were quoting was the one telling off the trannies from nu-/pol/ ---- 183112303 ->>183112240 ---- 183112324 ->>183112240 ->"for rent free" ->already occupied ---- 183112385 ->>183112267 -Anon you actually have brain damage and schizophrenic delusions. I don't think you even understand what I'm saying or where you are. You're making inane nonsensical statements and should kill yourself ---- 183112475 ->>183110010 -This is what I don't like about most /pol/ish right wing politics. They have this sort of fallacy where they believe degeneracy is a result of the protestant reformation, or wokeness is a result of limited government, but their solution is just to go back to some other old system that by their own logic also inevitably failed and caused whatever replaced it. So either you believe systems are not determinative, or you believe that the perfect system will appear at the end of history (like Marx), but it's just illogical to think the perfect, incorruptible system lies in the past. diff --git a/tv/183107860.txt b/tv/183107860.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3fd16c934b4fdc708f687620dc357b0aff787e73..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183107860.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,121 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183107860 ->ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH ---- 183107892 ->>183107860 (OP) -How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft ---- 183107907 -should've been: - ->AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ - -what is this? amateur hour? ---- 183107930 ->>183107860 (OP) -How did he survive this? ---- 183107932 ->>183107860 (OP) -How did his soul survive if Lucas said Sith cannot maintain their form after death? ---- 183107941 ->>183107930 -Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Sith knew ---- 183107954 ->>183107930 ->implying the guy who false flagged a war including CLONERS, didn't get anything out of their technology for the future... ---- 183107975 ->>183107954 -your bait could use some seasoning ---- 183107978 ->>183107941 -Might at well have him look to the camera and say "Just pick anything from the old EU" ---- 183107991 ->>183107907 -damn, you might be legitimately retarded ---- 183107995 ->>183107975 ->he thinks the guy who wanted luke to kill him so he went to the dark side wasnt a clone ---- 183108018 ->>183107930 -jewish writing ---- 183108022 ->>183107930 -he fell on his clone pile ---- 183108029 ->>183107991 -Your post is of poor quality OP, accept the criticism and reflect on your failures ---- 183108037 ->>183107860 (OP) ---- 183108049 ->>183107995 -Try some salt, it's a bit dry ---- 183108082 ->>183107978 -Don’t give Filoni any ideas ->Dark Side Ahsoka from when her spirit split on Mortis went back in time and beat Darth Revan on Rakata Prime and took his holocron back to me by riding a magic space wolf but then she realized I was evil and turned light side again and beat me which is why I’ve been healing in this pimped out La-Z-Boy until I knew for sure Real Ahsoka reabsorbed her with the help of Ezra Bridger, Cad Bane, Duchess Satine (she’s alive again btw) and Gloomu Uptu ---- 183108187 ->>183108029 -you think objects coming towards you get silent you have 0 spatial awareness, on top of that you lack critical abstract thinking and are over confident - -you really are a case study for dunning kruger ---- 183108229 ->>183107860 (OP) -why didn't he just use the force to fly or even teleport back to his throne? ---- 183108259 ->>183107860 (OP) ->*Sigh* Somehow Palpatine returned ->>183107907 ->But then he fell back like a retard ---- 183108291 ->>183108187 -If Palpatine is flying upward, wouldn't he cease his mindless hysteria and be relieved of his levitation to safety? It seems your primitive faculties have misinterpreted the content of my argument, shame. ---- 183108314 ->>183108291 -falling=/=flying ---- 183108334 ->>183108314 -But he's not falling if he's coming towards us, which is upward. ---- 183108377 ->>183108291 -Not the same anon, but maybe he's screaming to recharge his power or something, I don't know. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ---- 183108379 ->>183108314 -not according to Douglas Adams ---- 183108437 ->>183107860 (OP) -ₜₑₛₜ ---- 183108505 ->>183108029 ->>183107907 -Click the OP video you moron ---- 183108560 ->>183107860 (OP) -REWOPERIF DRAWROF YFISNETNI ---- 183108692 ->>183107930 -old canon explained it in comics, new canon explained it in fortnite ---- 183108724 ->>183107860 (OP) -WHOA WATCH OUT SOMEHOW PALPATINE IS RETURNING TO THE TOP OF THE DEATH STAR! ---- 183108767 -*sigh* -Somehow... palpatine has flown back up ---- 183108797 ->>183107930 -Project Necromancer ---- 183108832 ->>183107860 (OP) ->...ₕₕₕₕₕₕₑₑₑₑₑₑeeeeeeeEEEEEDDDD ---- 183108880 ->>183107930 -Somehow. ---- 183109067 -just as planned ---- 183109510 ->>183107892 -Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder ---- 183111182 ->>183107907 -I want to see the world through your eyes for an hour. What a mystical realm it must be. ---- 183112242 ->>183107930 -he didn't, star wars ends with ROTJ. everything after is some kind of twisted multiverse diff --git a/tv/183108062.txt b/tv/183108062.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1bc917d371335f2043d7fe8cf21107fea111ec76..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108062.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,82 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108062 -What makes a movie great? ---- 183108097 ->>183108062 (OP) -I think likeable characters is the most important thing. ---- 183108121 ->>183108062 (OP) -Authentic emotion that resonates with the human experience -Also tits (see above) ---- 183108123 ->>183108062 (OP) -That's not the definition of a perfect movie. -A perfect movie is where nothing about the movie can be changed to improve it without making it a different movie. ---- 183108138 ->>183108062 (OP) -The intersections are not evenly balanced. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ---- 183108143 ->>183108121 -There's no tits in that movie so why did you use it as an example. ---- 183108173 ->>183108106 ---- 183108201 ->>183108062 (OP) -Good story comes after good direction and good acting. Otherwise, go read a book ---- 183108219 ->>183108062 (OP) -GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD ---- 183108226 ->>183108062 (OP) -- A story that maintains an internal logic -- A direction that maintains a consistent tone -- Actors that give the roles the level of attention they individually deserve -- Exploratory and inspirational worldbuilding -- Quotable dialogue. - -Keep the feminists and diversity worshippers OUT. ---- 183108232 ->>183108062 (OP) -Story and writing. A terribly directed movie can be overlooked because of a good story. ---- 183108253 -How does he do it? ---- 183108289 ->>183108143 -Tits are a critical part of good acting ---- 183108294 ->>183108253 -actual athletes can do this at 10x the speed without the aid of a fucking trampoline and we're supposed to be impressed by this fatass? ---- 183108421 -Being directed by Nolantino ---- 183108522 ->>183108232 -No, direction needs to be at least adequate for good writing to save the movie. With bad direction and good script you merely get a piece of shit movie that has scenes in them that make you say, "wow, with a better director this could have been good" -Now, a good director can actually save a below mediocre script though, at least to a degree. ---- 183108611 ->>183108106 ->>183108173 ->explaining the joke ---- 183108836 ->>183108253 -That's not even him ---- 183109013 ->>183108289 -What about kissing? ---- 183109105 ->>183109013 -Kissing can be nice. ---- 183109500 ->>183108253 -Speed and weight. ---- 183109565 -> Camera shots (or cinematography application if youre a nerd) -> casting > acting -> no woke shit, just do whatever fits, if a character being any specific ethnicity/age/gender/body type just make it so, if it doesn't matter fit it to the general context (place, time period). ---- 183109748 ->>183108294 -That footage is in slow motion, Anon. ---- 183111011 -A great DP and editor can save almost anything ---- 183112199 ->>183108836 -It looks like him. I'm just gonna pretend it's him. diff --git a/tv/183108066.txt b/tv/183108066.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 23aeec19153e79ec82164268207790406dfef930..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108066.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,80 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108066 -How do you pronounce her name? ---- 183108086 ->>183108066 (OP) -you don't ---- 183108092 ->>183108066 (OP) -Mommy Seydo ---- 183108103 -You say her name with your mouth instead of typing it ---- 183108112 ->>183108066 (OP) -you pronounce it correctly, otherwise a baguette will come from above to bonk you. ---- 183108136 ->>183108066 (OP) -i want to gaze into her asshole ---- 183108162 -Leelee Megadoodoo ---- 183108285 ->>183108066 (OP) -Walled ---- 183108524 ->>183108285 -Then the wall has been really nice to her ---- 183108652 ->>183108092 ->>183108524 ---- 183108659 ->>183108066 (OP) -Lea Cuckitini ---- 183108781 -Reggie LaDoo ---- 183108852 ->>183108524 -She's been walled for years. ---- 183108934 -real answer ->LAY say-DO -meme answer ->LEAH SEEDOX ---- 183109006 ->>183108852 -You keep using that term but i'm not sure you understand it's meaning, picrel is hitting the wall ---- 183109973 -LEA -SEXDOUGH ---- 183110148 ->>183108066 (OP) -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fr-L%C3%A9a_Seydoux.ogg ---- 183110175 -Fragile, but not that fragile. ---- 183110222 ->>183108066 (OP) -La Pa Deet ---- 183110263 ->>183108066 (OP) -Monkey Monkey - -See Do ---- 183110275 ->>183110175 -Messed the quote up ---- 183110296 ->>183108066 (OP) -Cute Cobain ---- 183112126 ->>183108066 (OP) -SEXOOOOOOOOOO ---- 183112285 -Rejji Ladoo ---- 183112356 -What's up with SEXO posters? ->Lurk in thread ->Page 10 ->"No way, hold on" ->SEXOOOOO ---- 183112388 ->>183112356 -idk sex must feel good diff --git a/tv/183108124.txt b/tv/183108124.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8393e020cbf85872ab953f56f0f7de9024909342..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108124.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,121 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108124 -Even the mysteries are better than Sherlock (by several orders of magnitude) ---- 183108166 -There are a lot of detective shows that are better than any Sherlock Holmes adaptation. ---- 183108184 ->>183108124 (OP) -A substantial but still less sizable part of the British Sherlock viewership wanted to fuck Watson. ---- 183108222 ->>183108166 -Name them? ---- 183108249 ->>183108222 -No. I refuse. ---- 183108265 ->>183108124 (OP) -Because it's an episodic cop show first before Sherlock and everybody loves case of the week format. It's how Detective Conan still going strong to this day. People just want a mystery that finishes in an hour to entertain them after work while having a cold one. ---- 183108302 -How/where do I get a Lucy Liu girlfriend? ---- 183108330 ->>183108302 -Just be white ---- 183108417 ->>183108249 -Cause you don't have any.I see ---- 183108476 ->>183108417 -I do, I just refuse to share them with someone who thinks “Elementary” is compelling television. You don’t deserve the kino. ---- 183108498 ->>183108476 -So you're saying the kino was Elementary all along. Thank you for this wisdom. ---- 183108511 ->>183108476 -You don’t have any kino shit,you are just acting dumb which I am not suprised desu.Oh well,farewell. ---- 183108531 ->>183108511 -Desu, lmao, you retard ---- 183108598 ->>183108476 -You should just be honest and admit that you are afraid of your favorite shows being denigrated and you feeling judged. Stop being insecure and stand by your convictions. ---- 183108617 ->>183108124 (OP) -Yeah, this is a surprsingly good show. When I first heard of it, I assumed it would be shit, but it's more than entertaining procedural. Miler and Liu have good chemistry and the supporting cast isn't too shabby either. ---- 183108618 ->>183108302 -Personality cloning machine and a blank robot body to upload it in. ---- 183108653 -While there's the ever present amount of fake smart that you get in any tv genius character, Miller pulls off the unintentionally cunty dismissive way of speaking that really smart people tend to do. He also has really good chemistry with Liu, so the relationship feels less contrived. Where as Cumberpatchithwak is the haughty autistic, Miller is the man completely frustrated that he's talking to perpetual retards. ---- 183108663 ->>183108598 -My stated reason is sufficient. I’m a firm -believer in gatekeeping. I apply rigid standards and don’t cooperate well with others. ---- 183108718 ->>183108653 -Also the characters in BBClock are legit retards, literally just NPCs that exist only to be so stupid they need Sherlock (who's also an idiot). Miller's Holmes inhabits a world where people have actual motivations and achievable plans, where killing yourself isn't considered an 56D chess move. ---- 183108744 ->>183108663 -You aren't gatekeeping anything other than strangers on 4chan judging your taste in detective shows. ---- 183108759 -Sherlock is made by people who know they are getting a big fucking blank check from the government no matter what and it shows ---- 183108808 ->>183108718 -I meant the way they're playing the characters, but yeah that's something BBCLock is extremely guilty of. Elementary falls off in spots and certainly in later seasons, but Sherlock started silly and never gets better. ---- 183108900 ->>183108759 -This really speaks to a larger problem at the BBC. They have almost no good programming and the ones that have some clever writing are still lacking in overall quality control. ---- 183108930 ->>183108124 (OP) -Usually comfy. The feminist activist episodes sprinkled throughout are absurd and just makes me want to slap everyone involved. ---- 183108938 ->>183108124 (OP) ->Genderbent Watson -Was this the first woking? ---- 183108941 ->>183108653 ->Miller pulls off the unintentionally cunty dismissive way of speaking that really smart people tend to do. -that's jsut ebign british mate ---- 183108946 ->>183108476 ->I just refuse to share them with someone who thinks “Elementary” is compelling television. -BASED -watch forever instead ---- 183108983 ->>183108946 -No, that's also trash. ---- 183109004 ->>183108983 -comfy fun trash ---- 183109261 ->>183109004 ->called Forever -Gets cancelled after 1 season ---- 183109361 ->>183108124 (OP) -This show is the very definition of 'watchable', it doesn't really take any risks, but is enjoyable enough to keep you interested. - -I wish the serial killer had killed Joan in S6 when he had the chance, now that would have made elevated it. ---- 183109364 ->>183108476 ->television ->compelling -wew ---- 183109422 ->>183108124 (OP) -i remember the first seasons were good, after the episodes were still good, but the big arcs turned pointless, like the Denethor stuff was pointless despite the actor being great ---- 183109428 ->>183109361 -That would've ruined the comfort level. But they should've killed off the black dude. ---- 183109435 ->>183108302 -sell government secrets and get a free 4/10 CCP mandated gf ---- 183111353 ->>183108124 (OP) ->better than Sherlock -That's not saying much ---- 183111411 ->>183108124 (OP) -No nigs ---- 183111449 -lmao that shit was garbage, couldn't even make it halfway through season 2 at some point it just flew off the handle completely -I found the parts where a sociopathic junkie and a mary sue genderbent OCdonutsteal self-insert were preaching at the viewers about woke issues rather hilarious and not at all on the nose diff --git a/tv/183108316.txt b/tv/183108316.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 34d5838ccea43ee4e34fb96921f9227304e2d86b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108316.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,795 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108316 ->sci-fi ->MUST look otherworldly ->end up just borrowing from a mishmash of the most popular ancient cultures (greeks, vikings, native americans, egyptians, etc) ->with exception of bad guys being nazi-esque ->nothing looks practical, no storage, etc. ->capes and artificially limited mobility ->thousands of years in the future but still relies on conventional looking metal armor ->kevlar, which is basically just fucking fiber that can stop bullets, is a more impressive demonstration of technological ingenuity than sci-fi gear ---- 183108335 ->>183108316 (OP) -Grow up. ---- 183108369 ->>183108335 ->simple question ->anontard can't answer it -Imagine my shock. ---- 183108403 ->>183108335 -FPBP ---- 183108424 ->>183108316 (OP) -it's costumes esltranny -go back ---- 183108452 ->>183108403 ->>183108424 -ESL rules the Internet now, also... Ma'amdalorian picrel. ---- 183108589 ->>183108335 -Imagine not wanting to see kino armors and guns. You're a loser, anon. ---- 183108622 ->>183108316 (OP) -you just know that the OP and the person behind that image are shitskins ---- 183108684 ->>183108622 -Ok anon, explain it. Why? Oh... I know, you are a kike working in Kikewood creating this ugly stuff. ---- 183108803 ->>183108684 -the only thing that looks bad on the bottom is that gimmick dress ---- 183108910 ->>183108803 ->Star Trek -Commie-kikes. ->Star Wars -Hippie-kikes. ->Paris fashion week -French. - -The three are ugly af, but for you is only the french one, how?? ---- 183108972 ->>183108316 (OP) -Holy mother of cringe. Imagine still doing this kind of gay roleplaying in 2023. I hope you're under 20. ---- 183109162 -I don't understand how the top and bottom images are related to each other. How is a Nazi officer uniform more practical than a star trek uniform? What is the knight armor related to? Do you want sci-fi armor to look more like that? Why the fashion show dress. ---- 183109186 ->>183108972 -Kikes don't answering simple questions. I guess they aren't so high IQ as they say after all. ---- 183109218 ->>183109186 -Try to type a post without trying to impress your epic 4chan buddies. ---- 183109259 ->>183109162 ->How is a Nazi officer uniform more practical than a star trek uniform? -Visually pleasent. ->What is the knight armor related to? -Actually protects and at the same time is beautiful. ->Do you want sci-fi armor to look more like that? -YES. ->Why the fashion show dress? -Because is funny how people see trekkie customs as nice or cool but french dresses as awful, when both things are awful. - -Is not a complicated meme. ---- 183109327 ->>183108316 (OP) -you are the same guy who made a similar thread a few weeks ago but refused to elaborate when asked about giving examples of good clothing and armor designs in scifi ---- 183109363 ->>183108316 (OP) -You must really love kikes if you keep mentioning them ---- 183109402 ->>183109327 ->good clothing in the kike genre ---- 183109415 ->>183108316 (OP) -That armour in the top left is totally ahistorical, you fucking cunt. ---- 183109528 ->>183109415 -Who cares, it's awesome. ---- 183109562 ->>183109528 -Can post actual, real armour which men actually wore into battle. ---- 183109985 ->>183109528 ->manipulated ahistorical shit is good when I do it ---- 183110774 ->>183109985 -Exactly. ---- 183110872 ->>183108316 (OP) ->>183108335 ->>183108369 ->>183108403 ->>183108424 ->>183108452 ->>183108589 ->>183108622 ->>183108684 ->>183108803 ->>183108910 ->>183108972 ->>183109162 ->>183109186 ->>183109218 ->>183109259 ->>183109327 ->>183109363 ->>183109402 ->>183109415 ->>183109528 ->>183109562 ->>183109985 ->>183110774 -Why are Jews so transphobic bros? ---- 183110900 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 ->>183110872 ->>18311087 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Chuds seems like they stuck at being 14 diff --git a/tv/183108479.txt b/tv/183108479.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 18456045e4a3534907bb14fb0ac299b173a84190..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108479.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,76 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108513 -Help me complete this. I need two for each letter. ---- 183108514 ->>183108479 (OP) -bleh ---- 183109018 ->>183108479 (OP) -ironic weeb and entry level foreign art house, yuck ---- 183109054 -Ok ---- 183109360 ->>183108513 -H: Harakiri (or you could put it in S, because technically 'Seppuku' is the original title), Hot Fuzz, Human Desire, Hard Boiled, High Plains Drifter, High Noon, His Girl Friday -I: In the Mood for Love, Idiocracy, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, It Happened One Night, Intentions of Murder, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom -J: Jaws, Judgment at Nuremberg, Jeremiah Johnson, John Wick, JFK -K: Kingsman, Kiss Me Deadly, King of New York, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye, King Kong -L: Lawrence of Arabia, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Layer Cake, Leon the Professional, Lethal Weapon, Lost in Space - -too bored to keep going ---- 183109818 ->>183108479 (OP) ->>183109054 ->>183109734 ->Let me just take a big DUMP of my film tastes, so the world can enjoy them. Hmmmmmm brrrrrrapp look at this nice film list i just posted! Smelly! ---- 183109910 ->>183109818 -you like? ---- 183109929 ->>183109818 -Why do people on a film board talk about films they like? How could this happen? ---- 183109948 ->>183108479 (OP) -+Synecdoche, NGE ->>183108513 -+Indy ->>183109054 -I don't know half the movies there. ->>183109734 -+Perfect Blue ---- 183110000 ->>183109929 ->talk about films they like -More like dumping a list of films with no purpose and not actually talking about them, as if people will have anything to think about your 8x8 or whatever these are called. ---- 183110057 ->>183109910 -musky ---- 183110171 ->>183110000 -I thought you were shitposting, but this is a reasonable argument. Also, nice quads. ---- 183110921 ->>183110316 -Sex ---- 183110993 ->>183108479 (OP) -I really like bleak, hopeless shit. ---- 183111038 ->>183110993 -i watched naked by accident a few weeks ago and i think it's my favorite movie now ---- 183111246 ->>183110993 -why dont you watch good movies like me: >>183109054 ---- 183111337 ->>183109054 -Ugly Swans is your favorite Lopushansky? ---- 183111364 -Why not just post Letterboxd profiles? ->>183108479 (OP) ---- 183111508 ->>183111337 -Yes. But he havent really made a bad movie though ---- 183111533 -https://rateyourmusic.com/list/ASpiritualMoon/real_life_in_motion__must_see_documentaries_/ ---- 183112440 ->>183111533 -shit diff --git a/tv/183108492.txt b/tv/183108492.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ca45148e41e2c740845dbed7ac3a8984a0872e30..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108492.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,65 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108492 -This pic goes hard ---- 183108519 -It does. Got any more like it? ---- 183108538 ->>183108519 ---- 183108664 -i used to play halo while sopranos was on it in the background so i always smile whenever i see these crossover memes ---- 183108962 ->>183108492 (OP) -Halo is shit. Never saw the appeal ---- 183108971 ->>183108664 -The good old days ---- 183109028 ->>183108962 -Halo 1-3 were extremely kino and playing them with friends as a kid was a lot of fun especially during long campaigns during sleepovers. Depending how old we were at the time we'd go outside and do shit, build shit, explore the woods, play Runescape back in like 2003-2006, play WOW, play Halo.. yup they don't make games like that anymore.. ---- 183109065 ->>183108962 -consolebabbies first shooter - -thats literally it. The PC-versions of the games all got mediocre scores for a reason. ---- 183109297 -if you like this kind of shit you will love Coriolanus ---- 183109647 ->>183109065 -and yet bungie’s halo is still more iconic and memorable than almost every other fps out there. funny how that works. ---- 183110029 ->>183108492 (OP) ->>183108538 ->>183108616 ->>183108629 -photoshopped ---- 183110554 ->>183108962 -people like >>183109065 completely missed the point. Even if you don't enjoy the gameplay everything about the games presentation is top notch. Every aspect of Halo 1-3 is literally at the same level of surface tension from HL1 from the music, setting, story and art direction and even the Multiplayer was the Xbox version of Gary's mod on top of feeling like a place to hang out and meet people like VRchat. Like I said even if you found the gameplay dull(Which is the chief complaint among the "muh console shooterfags") everything else was absolutely 10/10 and bigger franchises have been carried on less. -All you need to do is see how people talk about Halo vs how they talk about shit like Quake or CS, Halo was an experience not just a game and thats why it was so popular and especially so when you compare it to its contemporaries even on PC. ---- 183110670 ->>183108492 (OP) ---- 183110836 ->>183108492 (OP) -Sick pic! Very gangster. Can I save this please? ---- 183111012 ->>183108538 -is this real? ---- 183111056 ->>183108492 (OP) ---- 183111084 ->T? they got the flag ---- 183111609 ->>183108629 -I wonder if the person who made this didn't realize that this wasn't a Covenant Carbine, but a Veist scout rifle from Destiny 2? ---- 183112286 ->>183108492 (OP) ->ay Tone, there's some guy in blue talking about wanting to clip ya ---- 183112306 ->>183108492 (OP) -Fr ---- 183112342 ->>183110670 ->Chrissie, I'm S.Y.L. ---- 183112465 ->>183111056 -real diff --git a/tv/183108547.txt b/tv/183108547.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e9deacfd211ae7ed7fa7a3c82aee64c33395f9aa..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108547.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108547 -Just watched NGE and EoE for the first time, are the rebuilds worth watching? I might even just watch the original through again to see all the details I missed ---- 183108577 ->>183108547 (OP) ->are the rebuilds worth watching -No ---- 183109129 ->>183108577 -checked ---- 183109212 ->>183108547 (OP) -The rebuilds are literally about how Anno wasn’t depressed anymore and has a girl that he based off his wife who Shinji magically becomes happy with and lives happily ever after with in the ending. ---- 183110747 ->>183108577 -FPBP diff --git a/tv/183108615.txt b/tv/183108615.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 57a26759461c27b7c927da59565407acbaa62352..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108615.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,25 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108615 -What if one of the Avatars had a wet dream and got rock hard in the amnio tank? What if he had a handsfree nocturnal emission and his Na'vi cum got mixed in with the amniotic fluids? ---- 183108730 -Better yet, would he cum handsfree or start sleepwanking since Na'vi consciousness is different? ---- 183109313 ->>183108615 (OP) ->>183108730 -How big are Na'vi penises and are Na'vi men quickshots? ---- 183109463 -Why is this board so fucking gay? ---- 183109846 ->>183109463 -4chan is a pretty gay website. Remember Linetrap? ---- 183109881 ->>183109846 -No but I remember Meatspin. ---- 183110082 ->>183109881 -YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND ---- 183110144 ->>183108615 (OP) -The hair is their cock, -This post is inherently flawed -captcha:N1GGHA diff --git a/tv/183108672.txt b/tv/183108672.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d72e9863b3153509f2bf09e749d66fa9ec30a319..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108672.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,40 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108672 -Pic very related. - -I finally watched it, after years of avoiding it and being filtered by the disgusting sepia color of the first 30 mn of the movie. -It's total shit. The characters have no depth, the mystery is not that interesting, and it looks like it was filmed in the dump. And i consider myself a cinephile and do like most of Tarkovsky's films (Zerkalo, Ivan's childhood, Andrei Rublev). ---- 183108715 -Ok ---- 183108716 -any david lynch movie, tarantino and others ---- 183108721 ->>183108672 (OP) ->naked russophobia -yawn ---- 183108756 -Return. ---- 183108775 ->>183108672 (OP) ->le bait -yeah yeah ---- 183108812 ->>183108716 ->any david lynch movie -Yeah, people give him way to much credit and attention. Every film can look deep if you analyze them like people do for everything Lynch makes. ---- 183109284 ->>183108812 ->thinking people like Lynch because it's "deep" ---- 183109322 ->>183109284 ->thinking people like Lynch because they think it's "deep" ---- 183109326 ->>183108672 (OP) -Go back ---- 183109766 ->>183108672 (OP) ->it looks like it was filmed in the dump -it was -a radioactive dump that killed the film crew afterwards lol ---- 183111332 -I really enjoyed Stalker, but got filtered by Solaris. The point becomes obvious at one third mark, Nd after thatbit'a just endless regurgitation. diff --git a/tv/183108714.txt b/tv/183108714.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 82ddcd52711cbe34f53c02d9c9eef9ae80691582..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183108714.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,204 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183108714 -Go ahead. Name something that'll scare me. Ever since I've read Berserk, scary movies have fucking lost their charm. ---- 183108733 -If I had to guess, your life prospects ---- 183108754 -I worked in a hospital for 15 years and every single person I have seen die knew that the eternal void was coming for them. They shit and piss themselves, they try grabbing stuff around them, you can see the pure panic in their eyes. A moment later they slip away and everything they have ever been or ever wanted to be is just deleted ---- 183108769 ->>183108754 -Did you even see people who made peace with death? ---- 183108789 ->>183108754 -I literally don't believe in this -also, ->he doesn't believe in quantum immortality -baka ->>183108733 -oh no! ---- 183108801 ->>183108754 -death literally surrounds us idk how thats supposed to be scary at all ---- 183108816 ->>183108714 (OP) -You'll grow old ---- 183108822 -this guy is making a killing mind-controlling an entire generation of kids ---- 183108834 ->>183108789 ->doesnt believe their own death can happen -high levels of narcissism detected ---- 183108843 -A supermassive black hole 50,000x larger than our son is extremely damn close to us on the galactic scale and we could easily be slipping into it at literally any moment with little to no forewarning. ---- 183108873 ->>183108754 -Both of my parents died of cancer within a year. If you arent aware in very aggressive forms of cancer all your organs are affected, even your brain. This combined with the chemo, which i actually refused to give to my mother so she could die faster because it is simply torture, turns the person you love into a blubbering homunculus who cannot speak, recognize you or do anything but mumble. - -Right before they expired, all that went away and they could speak normally and tell me everything would be alright. - -I teared up while typing this btw. ---- 183108876 ->>183108714 (OP) -GAYNIGGERS BEHIND YOU ---- 183108889 ->>183108843 -What's the son's country of origin so we can get a good estimation? ---- 183108928 -SIT ALONE IN A DARK ROOM (ZERO DISTRACTIONS) UNTIL YOUR MENTAL STATE GOES AUTOPILOT - -THEN THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD WILL START SAYING THINGS THAT YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T - -THAT SHOULD FUCKING SCARE YOU ---- 183108951 ->>183108834 ->>doesnt believe their own death can happen -Where did I ever say that? ->>183108843 -And time would literally ->dilate -so I don't really care, I'll be dead ->>183108873 -How are you holding up now? ->>183108876 -jumpscare! ->>183108822 -This actually scares me ngl ->>183108816 ->implying -I'm already 24, how much could things change. really? ---- 183109035 ->>183108928 -meds -now ---- 183109062 ->>183108754 -Eh, it's not that bad. ---- 183109088 ->>183108873 ->I teared up while typing this btw. -kek, what a fag ---- 183109180 ->>183108714 (OP) ->been playing resident evil 4 ->never feel scared because enemies are bullet sponges so whenever I die it just feels like I could’ve lived had I reloaded faster or shot something quicker -I barely understand horror what’s supposed to be scary? Movies at least have the jumpscares which are basically like laugh tracks but for horror ---- 183109215 ->>183108951 -Perfect, it happened like 7 years ago so i got over it. But of course i still tear up a bit when i remember them and the whole shit ordeal i went through. - - But i am glad it happened in a way because it was exactly the slap i needed to stop being a manchild and get my shit together ---- 183109260 ->>183109180 -Maybe try Outlast ---- 183109311 ->>183109260 -The game or the netflix series? ---- 183109314 ->>183109311 -Game ---- 183109379 ->>183109180 -Resident Evil Village was scary. -I was very scared when nothing happened and suddendly... ---- 183109518 ->>183108714 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgkYu13HqI8 [Embed] ---- 183109604 ->>183109260 ->if i just turned that corner a bit faster, i would have made it to le hidey space ---- 183109621 ->>183108754 -I had a near death experience and this was what I first experience, just panic and fear. But once I gave in and "accepted death" it was this pure white light that felt so heavenly, it felt like absolute serenity. I don't really worry anymore what happens after death now. ---- 183109727 ->>183108754 -Depends what your mindset is - -Religious people probably welcome it - -I see it as something necessary - -Life doesn't belong to you ---- 183109827 ->>183108754 -This post is written by a demon. My dad was smiling when he died, the last thing he did was reach his arms into the air to embrace something that only he could see. I have no attachment to any particular religion, but he died floating on ecstasy. -To prove I'm not sentimental though, I watched a friend die of an overdose and he definitely died in agony and was trying to grab things to stay alive. ---- 183109869 ->>183108843 -Imagine believing in space. ---- 183109977 ->>183108714 (OP) ---- 183110026 ->>183109977 -I'm uglier than her ->>183109827 -This, dying is very, very pleasurable for most people. Even pain isn't felt, people have out-of-body experiences and then they see a light. ---- 183110179 ->>183110026 ->I'm uglier than her ->her - -Javier Botet as Mama ---- 183110373 ->>183108789 ->quantum immortality -what do you think this means? ---- 183110383 ->>183108754 -Cool story bro. ---- 183110684 ->>183108873 ---- 183110765 ->>183108714 (OP) -boo! ---- 183110978 ->>183108733 -fpbp ---- 183110997 -BOO ---- 183111032 ->>183108769 -People who’ve made peace with death don’t go to hospitals. ---- 183111061 ->>183110765 -*ded* ->>183110373 -It means that you never die an unnatural death from your frame of reference. Any time you have a close shave with death or were in a horrible accident you were "moved" to an alternate reality / your reality was rewinded and the accident was dodged. Like, you could wake up from an incredibly realistic dream about how your car crashed and then get deja vu abould it and then end up not driving that day. Or you could get in an accident, somehow survive and then come to know that the details of the accident in your head are completely different from what happened IRL. ->>183111032 -This. People who treat their bodies like shit are the only people that are deathly pale when death comes a-knockin' ---- 183111072 ->>183110383 -How did he do it bros? ---- 183111168 ->>183111061 ->People who treat their bodies like shit are the only people -eh, im a strong believer that i should try to feel as good as possible in the finite time i have on earth. -ready to lose it all when last day comes. ---- 183111198 ->>183111168 -You do understand that when you're fit, food tastes better, you feel better, and that you can eat more food? Being a fat fuck means you indiscriminately stuff your face. Fat fucks don't even have a proper palate. ---- 183111202 ->>183111168 -Health feels better than indulgent pleasures. Regular exercise keeps a steady supply of cannabinoids in the bloodstream. ---- 183111244 ->>183108754 -That’s because no one calls for a nurse, orderly, or janitor (read: (you)) when someone is slipping peacefully into death. ---- 183111639 ->>183111061 ->It means that you never die an unnatural death from your frame of reference -you know dying of old age is the same as dying from a bacterial infection essentially right? ---- 183111873 ->>183108714 (OP) -You're here forever isn't just a meme. You will never leave because even if your life "improves" you will still be missing something in your interactions with "normies". ---- 183111875 ->>183111639 ->you know dying of old age is the same as dying from a bacterial infection essentially right? -You are so fucking stupid. We die BECAUSE we are LOW on bacteria, not because we have too much of it. ---- 183111908 ->>183111873 -This is fine, I genuinely have fun when I shitpost here. ---- 183112032 ->>183108873 -How did they both get aggressive cancer that close to each other? Did they get exposed to something? ---- 183112293 ->>183111875 -sounds like something a shit eater would say diff --git a/tv/183109049.txt b/tv/183109049.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e73981f64025b4aa10841699cf0a53dddcec777e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109049.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109049 -Does /tv/ enjoy were-rabbit? ---- 183109080 ->>183109049 (OP) -sure do ---- 183109110 ->>183109049 (OP) -it was great ---- 183109172 ->>183109049 (OP) -I've still never seen any Wallace and Gromit. Not for any particular reason. They look fine ---- 183109224 ->>183109049 (OP) -It's really fucking good. ---- 183109331 ->>183109049 (OP) -I saw this movie at the kinoplex when I was 6 and it scared the hell out of me. I made my dad leave after they showed Wallace turning into the were-rabbit. He couldn't stop laughing, I think he was annoyed he couldn't watch the whole thing but I was crying and we went home before the end. -I was terrified of Wallace and Gromit for a couple of years after that, then finally watched them all again when I was 10 and loved them. ---- 183110200 ->>183109049 (OP) -It's really good, I didn't like the bread one they did later though ---- 183110662 ->>183109049 (OP) -Utter kino. Aardman never misses. ---- 183112364 ->>183109049 (OP) -Wrong Trousers is better desu diff --git a/tv/183109056.txt b/tv/183109056.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c49f897dcd20684e68521fb55ae0342438fe4b0d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109056.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,70 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109056 -TO ALL THE LADIES IN THE PLACE WITH STYLE AND GRACE ---- 183110051 ->>183109056 (OP) -DIS NIGGA GOTS A FUNNY FACE ---- 183110362 -HEEEEE BETTA LAY LOW ---- 183111087 ->>183109056 (OP) -this fat nigger is burning in hell right now ---- 183111110 ->>183111087 -dis incel be mad sassy ---- 183111190 ->>183109056 (OP) -SHE CALL ME MISTAH BOOMBASTIC -TELL ME FANTASTIC ---- 183111276 ->>183111087 -100% correct but africa is actual hell ---- 183111310 ->>183111087 ->When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell. 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell. It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies. Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies .God'll probably have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked. Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise. Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice . ---- 183111413 ->>183109056 (OP) -Worst biggie song. Made for women and fags ---- 183111477 ->>183109056 (OP) ->this is my big hit ->I can't wait for this to be reproduced in mural form on the wall of a fast casual bar that sells a cheeseburger and fries for $18.99 (before tip) ---- 183111560 -Yeah, this post is dedicated -To all the discord trannies and the /pol/ chuds that shit up /tv/ with politics -To all the anons that called the jannys on me to get me banned me while I'm just tryin to make shitposts to get (You)s and make the board laugh -And all my niggas in the struggle. You know what I'm sayin'? -It's all good, baby baby - -It was all a dream, I used to shitpost with wacky memes -Edit pictures of Ryan Gosling in my late teens -Posting threads up on the board -Every Saturday post Bane and point out plotholes -I let the threads flow when the chuds blow -Eating snacks when even m00t would show -Way back when the jannies hadn't attacked -With the twin monitors to match -Remember /tv/? The 4chan kino bar -You never thought the jannies would take it this far -We were in the limelight cause we memed tight -Works for no pay, blew up like the world trade -Born /b/er, opposite of a /pol/ wiener -Remember when OP would deliver? -Peace to Voiceover threads, -Baneposting, Facebook raids -The janny can catch AIDS -Slow death like the posters hoped he would -But still /tv/, same board, same hood -It's all good -And if you don't know, now you know ---- 183111771 ->>183109056 (OP) -I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG POPPA ---- 183112452 ->>183109056 (OP) -IT WAS ALL A DREAM -I WOKE UP EATING BUCKETS OF SOUR CREAM -NIGGS WITH THE LACTOSE FREE -NOW I'M SUCKIN D ---- 183112501 -None of this shit aged well lol diff --git a/tv/183109082.txt b/tv/183109082.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d2d50824703315f6fff0dc5de1597f7073f170b5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109082.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,57 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109082 -With the recent success of Mario and Sonic at the box office, what video game adaptations can we expect in the new cinematic universe? ---- 183109158 -Capitalism makes chucklefucks like this rich and chuds will still simp for it. ---- 183109178 ->>183109082 (OP) -reminds me of that pic that keeps getting spammed of the guy with his mouth open ---- 183109183 ->>183109082 (OP) -Crash Bandicoot ---- 183109225 ->>183109158 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crSk5EeRl_0 [Embed] -we are surprisingly deficient in Mr Beast 'jaks around here ---- 183109251 ->>183109082 (OP) ->>183109178 -No self-respecting man should ever take pictures where his mouth is wide open or with his tongue showing/extended -It makes degenerate coomers like me think they're just BEGGING to be bukkake'd or oral creampied and READY to receive hot load(s) tbqhwy -If you're not trying to get your face and mouth SPRAYED with semen, don't make these stupid faces ---- 183109267 ->>183109251 -this ---- 183109668 -Is that the trans drama guy? ---- 183109892 ->>183109251 -brain rot ---- 183110002 ->>183109082 (OP) -imagine living a dream life of getting rich while just doing random shit with your mates but in every photo you just look completely dead inside ---- 183110101 ->>183109251 -Can’t explain why but the :O face really compels kids to click videos. It’s demonic. ---- 183110138 -I never even heard of this guy until recently cause of spammers here ---- 183110158 ->>183109892 -t. ZESTY male whose signature expression in pictures is to open his mouth and stick out his tongue like an eager bukkake recipient ---- 183110197 ->>183110101 ->>183110158 -it just conveys shock and surprise you fucking autistic porn addict retards ---- 183110309 ->>183110197 -if you're a grown man, pic related is how you should convey your reaction to something impressive and/or unexpected -the mouth agape thing only works if you're a stylised cartoon character. otherwise, you WILL look like you want to drink hot loads ---- 183110548 ->>183109251 -yes yes we've been over this many times it was a major site wide meme for about two years, you know? you don't need to rehash the point especially as if the thread didn't exist to mock the very thing you just noticed ---- 183110767 ->>183110548 -I needed to say it. The world must know. ---- 183110826 ->>183109082 (OP) -I don't think he's the antichrist anymore. I'm pretty sure he's just demonically possessed. diff --git a/tv/183109116.txt b/tv/183109116.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4aea3690de79242508b3600b68c67134a03bb1a7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109116.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,56 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109116 -Just finished the final episode. What the fuck was this even about? ---- 183109925 ->>183109116 (OP) -The penultimate episode was incredible. Then the finally was just nonsense. I really don't understand. ---- 183110732 ->>183109116 (OP) ->>183109925 -This is something that people are still arguing about decades after it first aired: one theory for the ending is it was all just a daydream by No. 6 whilst he is driving; another theory (which still leaves plenty of questions) is the events were real and he never truly escapes. Besides just the mind screw that is the ending, trying to explain the ending runs into others questions such as "who runs The Village?" and "why did No. 6 resign?" Frankly the ending just seems to be a deliberate mind screw without a real answer, with that being the intention all along or they could not think of an logical ending. If you want to analyse the show you may be served by considering the overarching themes it is maybe trying to go for. Common and obvious answers are individualism, privacy etc. One interpretation is The Prisoner is about how McGoohan had to deal with people asking why he resigned from the TV show Danger Man - with there being an adjacent theory that No. 6 is the spy character McGoohan played in Danger Man. ---- 183110795 ->>183109116 (OP) ->>183109925 ->>183110732 -Get MCGOOHAN'd, nerds -He literally just did it to fuck with everyone ---- 183110817 -yep, he is literally me ---- 183111115 ->>183110817 -You are not that cool or angry. ---- 183111141 ->>183109116 (OP) ->communism is... le bad ---- 183111206 ->>183111141 -There's no way that's really what this is about. That stinks so bad. ---- 183111256 ->>183110732 -I don't want to analyze the show, I'm not a plotfag. I just thought the ending was stupid and boring and a waste of potential. They obviously didn't have a plan to begin with. ---- 183111465 ->>183109116 (OP) -this is peak /fa/ ---- 183111582 ->>183111465 -yeah ts a great looking series ---- 183111642 ->>183111256 -The plan was to make a show about a paranoid guy living through various allegories. The finale works as a kind of warning to reading too heavily into stuff by throwing everything and the kitchen sink at the audience. There's no plot, no proper theme, nothing, it's just nonstop sensory assault that only serves you fuck with you. ---- 183111725 ->>183109116 (OP) -Oh you are really too much Number 6. ---- 183111822 ->>183109116 (OP) -You've been IMPRISONED ---- 183111942 ->>183111206 -It’s about the Cold War spy organizations and the challenges of ever fully retiring a man who holds critical state secrets. They could leak the secrets, they could detect to the KGB, maybe they always worked for the KGB and they only work here to steal secrets? And how would you even know what the person knows? You’d have to interrogate your own men, and what if he’s lying to you? Basically the idea is these top spy agencies are so protective of information that they go schizophrenic. You’re looking at intelligence agencies whose job is to collect and hold information that nobody’s supposed to know and isn’t supposed to be shared, oddly enough the ideal situation would be for nobody in the organization to know anything. And even if you’re a good guy who doesn’t leak anything who’s that tight lipped and can take it, the org is still going to want to know what you know in order to evaluate your risk of leaking it, which would mean running an intelligence operation on your own operative, surveilling and interrogating him, possibly imprisoning him like a prisoner of war. And hey imagine you’re the retired operative, how do you know these people watching and interrogating you aren’t from an enemy organization? It could be the KGB. So the whole thing is about that type of information warfare. ---- 183112309 ->>183110732 ->>183110795 -Brainlet answers. - -Imagine missing a point made extremely obvious from the series' start. - -Point which you could easily relate to your reality and other's if you weren't coolaid chugging retards. diff --git a/tv/183109236.txt b/tv/183109236.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 17deed6a32494927f9abad8ac467d72a002cc4fe..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109236.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109271 -Ray Stevenson. ---- 183109316 -Cast his gf. ---- 183109380 ->>183109316 -you ---- 183109424 ->>183109236 (OP) -Cast them all, the witch hunter would be a fun role to play. ->>183109316 -Elizabeth Debicki ---- 183109451 ->>183109236 (OP) -Cast him - Just kidding, Tim can do it ---- 183109497 ->>183109451 -Peter Cushing is dead. ---- 183109531 -I find it hard to imagine a world were normalfags, not internet normalfags, but actual normalfags would talk about 40k or Fantasy Warhammer in their day to day conversations, but I guess the same happened to LoTR and Witcher ---- 183109658 ->>183109424 -Debicki has the look, but can she pull off "asshole scottish elf" ---- 183109677 ->>183109451 -Stephan Merchant. -Tall gangly fellow that is fairly unhinged. His face for his new serial killer role looks pretty close to the game model. - ->>183109497 -Peter Cushing would have been good ---- 183109931 ->>183109658 -Mirren Mack, she's a little on the short side for an elf 5'6. But she is Scottish and kind of elfin weird looking. ---- 183111599 ->>183109316 -Her "BFs" are packs of StormVemins that fuck-rape her daily ---- 183111653 ->>183109316 -Anya Taylor Joy. ---- 183111677 -Cast them ---- 183111696 -Huh. Never noticed before but my beard grows in nearly just like that ---- 183111894 ->>183109236 (OP) -Christian Bale ---- 183112068 ->>183109316 -Idris Elba ---- 183112305 ->>183109236 (OP) -Rufus Sewell diff --git a/tv/183109302.txt b/tv/183109302.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 767ccec6f115098023fc1dc378c1066f37891cd5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109302.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,87 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109302 -Who are 'They'? ---- 183109390 -You know who (((they))) are. ---- 183109543 ->>183109390 -Mutts? ---- 183109780 ->>183109543 -Their masters ---- 183109815 ->>183109390 -monke ---- 183110580 ->>183109302 (OP) -Nice try officer ---- 183110600 -Jews, even if carpenter didn’t realize it while he was making it ---- 183110790 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 ->>183109302 (OP) ->>183109390 ->>183109543 ->>183109780 ->>183109815 ->>183110580 ->>183110600 -So you’re saying there’s a super race of omnipotent god-like entities that has achieved technological superiority we can only dream of who rule over a horde of fat disgusting cattle with no greater thought beyond sating their base desires? ---- 183110973 ->people are talking about a movie?!? ->OY GEVALT SHUT IT DOWN!! ---- 183111002 ->>183110790 ->brain dead ponyfag -yikes ---- 183111114 ->>183110790 -He can’t keep getting away with it diff --git a/tv/183109388.txt b/tv/183109388.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d53b3de000dec3c7c987a2321fb0d8e83f442918..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109388.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109388 -Still kino after all these years. ---- 183110538 -i have it on dvd ---- 183110559 ->after all these years -true kino is not affected by the pass of time ---- 183110599 ->>183109388 (OP) -It kind of annoyed me that they didn't fug in the movie but the older I get, the more realistic the movie becomes. Sometimes you just have comfort friends you need for the meanwhile. ---- 183110818 ->>183109388 (OP) -Still Sofia Coppola’s only decent flick ---- 183111356 ->>183109388 (OP) -I'm never watching that horrible movie ever diff --git a/tv/183109413.txt b/tv/183109413.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 01948537ebba1838ab505ba77856d08a5f68c6e3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109413.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109413 -Shoot me down, but I won't fall ---- 183109452 ->>183109413 (OP) -What was really the point of this scene? ---- 183110189 ->>183109452 ---- 183110448 ->>183109413 (OP) -https://youtu.be/M72eckOREds [Embed] -kino ---- 183111131 ->>183109452 -That's M3gan's "death to chinks" dance. ---- 183111175 ->>183110189 -There's nothing lust provoking about an android girl dancing. ---- 183112420 ->>183109413 (OP) -queen diff --git a/tv/183109529.txt b/tv/183109529.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4d9a02c32c578af592f788f8ff966a445845deb6..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109529.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,60 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109529 -I feel like nowadays because every adult female character in movies has to be an independent girlboss they’re using little girls instead for male protagonists to protect something and be heroic in that way - -Rate my theory ---- 183109548 ->>183109529 (OP) -have you heard about a conspiracy theory involving Hollywood and an island? ---- 183109735 ->>183109529 (OP) -I don't agree with you. I think you keep seeing father daughter stories because women find it hotter than men. The entertainment industry is super feminine now and you still see this coupling so I think women love it because they imagine themselves as the girl and the father or adult man is their partner. That's my honest opinion. ---- 183110636 ->>183109529 (OP) -Retarded/10 ---- 183111369 ->>183109529 (OP) -Possible. Everythign is so artificial in entertainment these days ---- 183111491 ->>183109735 -so basically it just confirms that 90% of modern women have daddy issues ---- 183111516 ->>183111491 ->only 90% ---- 183111536 ->>183109529 (OP) -Adam Driver is so relentlessly handsome and sexy that I started shipping him with the loli. ---- 183111566 ->>183111491 -I think the term daddy issues is extremely non-descript. In my opinion, 100% of women have daddy issues. You know why? If your father is good like in the movie Aftersun, he'll be this Superman that you love forever and you want to marry someone like him so that's daddy isssues. If your father was abusive and treated you like shit, you'll look for a man like that. -It's why women demand someone taller; because their dads are taller than them or were taller than them. They all have the same problem. ---- 183111644 ->>183111491 ->treat a daughter like a princess ->WTF MY DAD WAS SUCH A CONTROLLING NAZI I WAS LIKE A BIRD IN A CAGE FUCK ME NIGGERMAN ->treat a daughter like a priority ->WTF MY DAD WAS SUCH A PUSHOVER AND A SISSY I HAD NO MALE ROLE MODEL FUCK ME NIGGERMAN ->treat a daughter like a person ->WTF MY DAD WAS SO NEGLECTFUL AND ABSENT LIKE OH-EHM-GEE FUCK ME NIGGERMAN - -We're living in post-modern times, with women you lose period. ---- 183111909 ->>183111644 -Perhaps the key to winning is not caring about random women sleeping with whoever they like. They're not your kids. ---- 183112047 ->>183111909 -I think that guy is a legitimate cuckold because he mentioned blacks in all three options. He's the kind of guy who marries the woman after she fucks blacks or it wouldn't upset him so much. I don't care who women sleep with because I don't speak to them so nothing they do can upset me. ---- 183112098 -65 ---- 183112121 ->>183112098 -lol ---- 183112223 ->>183109529 (OP) -Most of the time I've seen young girls girlbossing or condendingly talking to adults particularly adult males. Not so much the little girl being the procted thing aside from a couple of exceptions. ---- 183112275 ->>183109529 (OP) -There is no theory, creators admit all the time in interviews it's all about feminism. Have you seen last Oscars? Girls this girls that, it's like boys are extinct. ---- 183112480 ->>183109529 (OP) -We need more adult women protecting young male kino diff --git a/tv/183109592.txt b/tv/183109592.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5f0e30fa547c7795ddfd136bfd0e1d16511f889a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109592.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,68 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109592 -why didn't they at least hire an attractive black girl ---- 183109603 ->>183109592 (OP) ->attractive -You need to avoid the male gaze, anon ---- 183109619 -why didnt they film it underwater in one take? ---- 183109637 ->>183109592 (OP) ->AAAARGH I MUST BEAT MY MEAT TO THIS CHILDRENS CARTOON CHARACTER ---- 183109649 ->>183109592 (OP) ->attractive black ---- 183109669 ->>183109592 (OP) ->implying that women should be nice to look at in current year ---- 183109725 -They should have casted Kyliegh Curran who is already in a Disney show and probably a much better actress. ---- 183109749 -because all the extremely attractive black girls you see have white/european features (excepting the skin obviously, before some retard chimes in) ---- 183109817 -they meant to hire Halle Berry but somebody misheard ---- 183109824 ->>183109592 (OP) -It's not so much about blackwashing everything for the sake of "diversity", as it is about a HUMILIATION RITUAL designed to completely destroy all culture--through the blackwashing of it. ---- 183109843 ->>183109592 (OP) -because beyoncé. ---- 183109863 ->>183109592 (OP) -yeah they should have just cast Lily Starfire and had her swim around in a mermaid tail and pasties because that's the point of the movie ---- 183109938 -Here's your little mermaid blud ---- 183110234 ->>183109592 (OP) -If she were attractive you might be content. The point of these movies is not really to appeal to niggers anon, but to deface culture and never give people a moment of peace. ---- 183110272 -Because beauty is white or something ---- 183110312 ->>183109938 -MOGGED ---- 183110338 ->>183109592 (OP) -I always thought she was gorgeous. Why are you guy so racist...and your fucking standards, wtf? Like she's a pretty black girl with a nice physique. Yes, I'll agree, I don't know what they were thinking when they cast someone that looks so different frim Ariel to plat the live action remake considering that every one made so far has had princesses that look very similar to the original animated films, but I don't know I haven't seen it yet and maybe they'll make it work somehow. ---- 183110355 ->>183109824 -This is a sad fantasy seated in the idea that it’s comforting for someone to be in control, for there to be a purpose behind the incompetence. ---- 183110369 ->>183109824 -Don't tell me, that's supposedly Hannibal Barca and his army? ---- 183110370 ->>183109938 -Thats not a mermaid she has legs and not a fish bottom ---- 183110398 ->>183109824 -a jew made this ---- 183110495 ->>183110338 -I unironically agree. It's funny watching /tv/ get mad though ---- 183110891 ->>183110374 ---- 183111541 ->>183110891 -This works on so many levels lol ---- 183111596 -Humiliation ritual diff --git a/tv/183109625.txt b/tv/183109625.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1f855ae2a553608ead98a1222cc7a0ba5035b684..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109625.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,71 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109625 -Cancelling cable was suppose to save us money and be a sound financial decision but subscription services like Netflix and Disney+ kept jacking up the price to the point where the value just doesn't seem to be there anymore. Is it a better plan to go back to cable in 2023? ---- 183109631 ->le trust fund face ---- 183109680 -Just tap into the High-Conscienceness and pluck from it the kino you want to watch and enjoy it in less than a second. That's how I watch CCTV in China. ---- 183109692 ->>183109625 (OP) ->YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING BEANS AND RICE FOR TWENTY YEARS PADRE ---- 183109699 -it's like games where there's little reason to pay for anything besides a being in the current thing crowd tax. there's enough stuff already. cable sure as fuck doesn't make much sense with ad supported streaming. ---- 183109721 ->>183109625 (OP) -Pirate everything you dumb motherfuckers ---- 183109752 ->>183109625 (OP) -Anon are you still there? okay right the first thing I want you to do is delete all of your subscription services, you can use that money saved to build up a $5,000.00 emergency fund and the only cable I want you to pay for is an HDMI cable. Follow these steps and you should be out of this problem in no time. ---- 183109797 ->>183109625 (OP) -just torrent you dumb fucks ---- 183109836 ->>183109625 (OP) ->Is it a better plan to go back to cable in 2023? -There's fucking nothing there. - ->>183109721 ->>183109797 -Smartest anons ITT ---- 183109838 ->>183109721 ->>183109797 -recently I learned that the new generation are more afraid of torrenting than people were back in the day when viruses were much more prominent ---- 183109933 ->>183109838 -You'd have to be a special kind of retarded to get a virus from a torrent anyway. ---- 183110007 -this was their entire business plan from the beginning -they ate the cost at the beginning to build up the userbase and now that they have it theyre going to jew you for all you're worth to the point that you'll be paying cable prices again if not even more ---- 183110187 ->>183109797 ->>183109721 -Stop promoting piracy and torrenting. Not because it's bad but because the more normies get into it the shittier it'll become, normies ruin fucking everything they touch. ---- 183110216 ->>183110187 -How could you possibly ruin it further ---- 183110308 ->>183110187 -Normalfags just watch those free dogshit quality streams ---- 183111121 ->>183110216 -Do you really wish to find out? ---- 183111438 -Cable used to cost $100+ a month AND had commercials - -I spend $45 on all my subscriptions. ---- 183111743 ->>183110187 -We already have shitty normieholes like rarbg, 1337x, and YTS. ---- 183111776 ->>183109625 (OP) -I paid off my house and became a millionaire listening to this retarded boomer ask me anything ---- 183111837 ->>183111121 -based korea makes every kino now so what difference does it make ---- 183111900 ->>183111837 -lol ---- 183112145 ->>183111837 -How do you get the latest North Korean kinos? diff --git a/tv/183109648.txt b/tv/183109648.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fdaebc98a663efe6ad557c5207f6b2da40e2ebac..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109648.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,81 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109648 -Thoughts? - -Community was great and first season of Rick and morty too. Also like Harmon Town the first few seasons. So what gives? ---- 183109688 ->>183109648 (OP) -Justin Roiland makes him rich and he repays him by throwing the guy under the bus and destroying his legacy. This is why I'm not friends with liberals. ---- 183109710 ->>183109648 (OP) -Trump kind of mindbroke him. All Community seasons except 4 were great. I am a little worried about the movie. ---- 183109763 ->>183109688 -He didn't throw him under the bus lol ---- 183109792 ->>183109710 -The movie will undoubtedly be super woke and pander to lgbtq. One of the things that made Community great was that it was one of the last shows on a major network that actually pushed boundaries and made fun of shit. ---- 183109795 ->>183109763 -You're right. It was more like he drove the bus over him repeatedly and then pissed on his face. ---- 183109839 ->>183109795 -Pretty hard to not run him over when he's trying to get to the girls on said bus ---- 183109845 ->>183109792 -Only hope I have is because Harmon respects the Community fans more than himself. His self-deprication wouldn't let him ruin it badly. But I do expect some wokeness. ---- 183109864 ->>183109839 -OH NO NO NO ---- 183109884 -Wanks himself off about his story cycle which is just the heroes journey. -Produces foetus and aborty with zero plan or arc, shitting out episodes with panicked 'narrative' like that gif of claymation dog throwing down train tracks while he rides the train ---- 183109900 ->>183109648 (OP) ->Community was great -lmao shut the fuck up ---- 183110151 ->>183109710 ->I am a little worried about the movie. -The fact that it's on Peacock is reason enough to not get your hopes up, I've always felt like Community should've ended at season 3 though so maybe I'm biased. ---- 183110241 -> ok so im a writer i use a pencil and i write stories -> so what if the pencil was using me instead -> omg im genius im gonna be rich - -At least he has a sense of humor about the shallowness of his obsession with the 4th wall ill give him that ---- 183110324 ->>183109648 (OP) ->They delete my content and I don't care! ->Kill Nazis! ---- 183110399 ->new show starts ->its good for the first two seasons ->then turns terrible - -many such cases in tv land. ---- 183111841 -would i like Community if i found every second of every season of Rick and Morty to be insufferable and gay? ---- 183111878 -I listened to all of Harmontown and enjoyed it, but I've never seen community and only a handful of episodes of Rick and morty ---- 183111931 ->>183109648 (OP) ->Dan Harmon -generic atheist cuckold ---- 183111943 ->>183109688 -Harmon was rich before Rick and Morty ---- 183112006 ->>183111943 -How about I fucking strangle you, cunt bastard. ---- 183112063 ->>183112006 -You trying to make me cum or smthn? ---- 183112108 ->>183111943 -Rick and morty was his simpsons. Could have been his infinite cash cow ---- 183112139 ->>183111841 -First season of Community is pretty good. Starts out as a parody of Breakfast Club and other school movies before the characters start to grow on you and the show finds its own voice. - -Then it becomes reliant on forced melodrama and stupid gimmick episodes, just like every other Harmon show. diff --git a/tv/183109741.txt b/tv/183109741.txt deleted file mode 100644 index df2504b48efbcd5baa539d45b8d271337392e6dd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109741.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,36 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109741 ->mfw robert says the buttered popcorn is on the house ---- 183109767 ->>183109741 (OP) -Pretty sure it violates health codes to put the butter on dirty walls like that ---- 183111090 ->>183109767 -You joker. ---- 183111136 ->>183109741 (OP) -Americans can't even legally call their petroleum sub-product "butter" anymore. -It's popcorn topping. What ever that means. ---- 183111177 ->>183111136 -Ob fucking sessed ---- 183111217 ->>183111136 -Retards find a picture on 4chan and believe it is real. ---- 183111363 ->>183111217 -pretty sure it's taken from a webm, and there are far worse webms such as the nachos one from 'murica ---- 183111377 ->>183111217 -Are you saying this is fake? -Grade A american cope. ---- 183111430 ->>183111136 ->pressure of the oil is so strong and the time so lengthy that it has taken the form of a solid straw ---- 183111521 ->>183111136 ->petroleum -you fucking idiot. it's corn syrup ---- 183112442 ->>183109741 (OP) -How do I make images like this? diff --git a/tv/183109758.txt b/tv/183109758.txt deleted file mode 100644 index aab870ed1ff930fb2d6b2d22489b1a9b4e8d4e5b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109758.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,77 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109758 -. ---- 183109952 -Demon and democrat sound very similar, phonetically. Just an observation. ---- 183110143 -so...what was his plan? there are only 2 logical ones ->A: get killed by police ->B: run away -but this retard chose ->C: stay, and try to talk his way out of it -why? ---- 183110173 ->>183109758 (OP) -Im the joker baby ---- 183110201 ->>183109952 -Lowest IQ post today ---- 183110250 ->>183109758 (OP) -What /pol/ does to mofo ---- 183110453 ->>183110250 -This is what long term loneliness does to a man, I'm going through it myself to the extent that I pay women I've met online just to spend time with me and act like my gf. Girlfriend experience or whatever the fuck you call it. Sometimes we have sex and I guess technically they are sex workers but honestly I just see these women as my on again off again fwbs. I'm not "in love with them" like this retard and instead of sending his entire families fortune and maxing out multiple cards I've only spent about 5 grand in the year or so I've been doing it but yeah you could absolutely say I've come to love them but I'd never go crazy like this guy I'm just lonely and money is a good way to get beautiful women to be around you. I dont even feel that sleazy about it because it's my money that I earn. I'm not an obsessed psycho like grant amato was but the loneliness that creeps up on you like a weed, THAT shit I relate to very much. Its like you would give or say anything just to not be so alone in the world ---- 183110513 ->>183110250 -What a wannabe indian ---- 183110522 ->>183110453 -Yeah persistent social isolation, like multiple years plus, really does eat at your mind in ways people can't imagine. ---- 183110673 ->>183109758 (OP) ->*CLICK* ->The suspect avoids eye contact with the detective because he has told a lie and want's to avoid eye contact to not make it awkward. ->*CLICK* ->This time the suspects looks the detective in the eyes this is because he told a lie and wants to see if he is being believed. ---- 183110682 ->>183110453 -just wondering, do you have a lot of friends? Ive been living with my gf for 8 years and I cherish the moments where she's not around me all the time. I also never hangout with friends if they plan to meetup "sorry bro I can't make it haha". Maybe I just like being alone more than other people ---- 183110687 ->>183110453 -you are pathetic, and an embarrassment to your entire gender -i havent talked to a woman in years and id still sooner kill myself than to pay a woman to pretend to be my gf online -just pay for a fucking hooker you retard ---- 183110918 ->>183110682 -Bro I'm 30, I dont have a single friend left. Everyone started a family and moved/cut contact. I actually, funny you mention it, had a convo with one of my coworkers where I said that I was happy that her and I became friends and she laughed in my face and said "acquaintances...maybe anon" and it wasnt said in a flirty or condescending way it was just reflexive like how dare you assume we were or could ever be friends. And so even my coworkers that I thought were my friends kind of arent my friends. So I've got nobody, really. - ->>183110687 -Some of them are escorts but yeah I get it, it's pretty fucking pathetic how weak I've become. I spent so much time by myself that I ought to have developed stoicism, or enough rage that I would just become a hermit or live in the woods but the opposite happened, I became weaker and I lost my edge and I dont rightfully understand why. ---- 183111489 ->>183110143 ->YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! ---- 183111505 ->>183109952 ---- 183111578 ->>183109952 -Demon rat. ---- 183111611 ->>183110918 ->had a convo with one of my coworkers where I said that I was happy that her and I became friends and she laughed in my face and said "acquaintances...maybe anon" -Man I don't know your relationship but this shit is sad. Cements my theory that human beings are getting worse at being sociable, myself included ofc. That response sounds almost autistic in its impoliteness ---- 183111695 ->>183109758 (OP) ->Did the demons tell you to fart, Nicholas? That's some nasty fart, Nicholas, ask the demons to stop right now. ---- 183111719 ->>183110918 ->getting acquaintance-zoned ---- 183111760 ->>183109758 (OP) -man and I thought I was edgy as shit when I was a kid lol ---- 183111810 ->>183110453 ->I've only spent about 5 grand in the year ---- 183111918 ->>183110453 -I hope you realize Grant probably made a post like this 2 years before he wound up killing his dad. diff --git a/tv/183109770.txt b/tv/183109770.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 92b57402c2dc18aeac8539dc1393c36761cd6afb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109770.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,164 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109809 -she's clearly polynesian. just put her on a tanning bed. problem solved ---- 183109862 -God I love this shit. -Let all these retarded deuxmoi trannies eat each other alive -Women are retarded ---- 183109865 ->>183109770 (OP) -It's about the actress being markedly prettier than the character she's portraying. ---- 183109876 ->>183109770 (OP) -the problem is the original nani looks melanesian rather than polynesian ---- 183109880 -she's pure sex so of course (white) women are upset ---- 183109941 -Is Stitch blue at least? ---- 183109961 ->>183109865 -Not really. The actress has a square lego head. ---- 183110001 ->>183109770 (OP) -Damn, I bet is just a mistake the forgot the last 50+ or so times in the last 5 years they made the character way browner than the original and that's why they don't make articles about it. Bet they'll feel silly when they learn about it ---- 183110033 ->>183109770 (OP) -The girl they cast is hot as a motherfucker and makes my BWC rock hard like the cartoon so I don't see the problem? ---- 183110054 -> reverse woke -Sleep -Casting crew playing 4d chess against pc culture -Seething whores. ---- 183110092 -Why does it need a live action remake. ---- 183110093 -This is absolutely absurd. She is essentially the correct race and they're still complaining. I genuinely think they want every role to be taken by a Bantu. ---- 183110134 ->>183110092 -Disney likes money -Lilo&Stitch gave them money -Somehow live actions nowadays are cheaper to make than animation ---- 183110140 ->>183110092 -Need? This is all about money. They'll keep making these as long as too many of them don't flop. Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and The Lion King all did over a billion because retards pay for this shit. ---- 183110157 ->>183110093 -She's a little bit lighter for the role though, in that I agree. But they have cero empathy from me after all the blackwashing they did and how they called us racist for pointing it out ---- 183110233 ->>183110092 -Copyright extensions. As long as an IP owner makes some kind of media using its IP, each new iteration of that IP extends the date that it goes into public domain. And as anon already mentioned live action is cheaper (and faster) to make than animated. ---- 183110235 ->>183110157 ->She's a little bit lighter for the role though, in that I agree -Nigga they just made Arielle black. -She's a "little bit" lighter, is quite literally irrelevant. -Everyone has different skin tones. As long as it's the right race, it's fine. ---- 183110245 ->>183110092 -need? ---- 183110285 ->>183110235 ->Nigga they just made Arielle black. -Did you stop reading my most there? I literally acknowledge that as one of the reasons they have cero sympathy from me. Jesus my entire post is a single line of text, how could you have missed it? ---- 183110332 ->>183110001 ->Bet they'll feel silly when they learn about it -You really give them too much credit kek they don't give a fuck. ---- 183110391 ->>183109770 (OP) ->How to be racist when not trying to be a racist ---- 183110413 -PLEAKLEY HAS ONLY ONE EYE -WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? ---- 183110442 ->>183109770 (OP) ->>183109862 -Remember, it’s not about “skin color”, it’s about who’s the best actress for the job. bigot. ---- 183110454 -The entire marketing strategy for all of these copy paste live action cash ins they're pumping out now is "race controversy" ---- 183110456 ->>183109770 (OP) -How the turntables ---- 183110457 ->>183110332 -I was being very facetious ---- 183110483 -someone post the pic with all the ginger characters being cast as blacks ---- 183110490 -black -ariel ---- 183110502 ->>183110483 - -The Lilo and Stitch ginger is safe since she's an asshole ---- 183110509 ->race doesn't matter ->EXCEPT for this instance even though she's the same race only less melanated ---- 183110520 ->>183110140 ->This is all about money. -It really isn't. They want you to think that. It's actually about erasing all the classics and turning them into muh multicultural wet dream so they can market them as the originals to future generations. You already get recommended the remakes over the originals on streaming platforms. They will do the same to european history and culture. Nobody is watching this shit. Literally everybody i know even the braindead boomers are sick of this shit. The most lefty and "progressive" people i know are getting tired of this. Also all these moviess are way way cheaper in production than they say they are and support with money is endles because they really dont care much about a win but more about what i said. ->inb4 take pills ... picrel ---- 183110541 -ah so now they're mad the color doesnt match the original character. Colored person me impressed ---- 183110587 ->>183109770 (OP) -Why don't they just cast a ginger? ---- 183110618 -Did they not just literally make Ariel a nigger? ---- 183110619 ->complaining about this when they blackwashed 100 characters in the last 10 years or so including many historical figures -The absolute gall of these people -I don't understand how normies still eat this bullshit ---- 183110677 ->>183109770 (OP) ->brown character ->cast white person -disney is retarded ---- 183110688 ->>183110618 -Yup, and they all used >>183110442 as an excuse. Almost like they’re all scumbag hypocrites… ---- 183110731 -I dont get it. Why are niggers the only people who apparently satisfy POC quotas? Asians, hispanics, poos, etc in films arent enough. ---- 183110733 ->>183110054 ->reverse woke -What a silly term. -Woke just means anti-White, but there's no Whiteness involved in brown people colorism. That's their own internal issue that has nothing to do with us. -I sure as shit wouldn't accept a non-White getting involved in White affairs ---- 183110746 ->>183110677 -But that's how brown people look like in real life. ---- 183110777 ->>183110092 -It's not about money since these things are brand destroying short term garbage and Disney makes real money through stocks instead. -It's about owning culture by copywriting every angle on common myths and stories to the point where nobody can touch anything even if it's public domain because it might be close to a (((Disney))) product. ---- 183110813 ->>183110157 -You are racist for pointing that out. You literally advocated on behalf of Whiteness and incidentally framed Whites as a collective with interests when you complained. -Saying White people have interests is treason ---- 183110830 -imagine taking so much Ls you think a light brown girl being casted is a victory lmao -the right is imploding ---- 183110833 ->>183110520 -Anon there is zero chance these are "replacing the classics" those classics you are talking about are way too big to be replaced by these live action shits. No one is confusing Emma Watson for Belle ---- 183110855 ->>183110509 -When they say that race doesn't matter, they're talking about the White race only ---- 183110878 ->>183110830 -negro fragility ---- 183110917 ->>183110731 -Yeah ive always wondered this as well. Its like a film cant be considered diverse unless half the cast is some sort of nigger ---- 183110938 ->>183110092 -$$$ -millenials cant afford homes so they blow all their money on nostalgia ->inb4 source ---- 183112408 -Not a word said about the little mermaid, tinkerbell and the rest. ---- 183112496 ->>183109961 ->Not really. The actress has a square lego head. diff --git a/tv/183109945.txt b/tv/183109945.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 998f8d108a1b76599cbf155cbdc400f579eaf8e4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109945.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109945 -What did they mean by this? ---- 183111057 ->>183109945 (OP) -Even something that seems flawless on the surface is prone to error. -It also posed the question to the viewer whether BIISHPOPP!? was going to sperg out like Ash later in the movie. ---- 183111179 ->>183109945 (OP) -Its OK he wss running on windows 11 ---- 183111232 -Why didn't they just dye it like wow you can buy a tube of red for like a dollar in the baking supply section. ---- 183112402 ->>183109945 (OP) -Wtf were they think with her haircut? diff --git a/tv/183109964.txt b/tv/183109964.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 74fcffb1bd760a02cf649667a169ec88d7d9d5a1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109964.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,77 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109964 -high school parties don't actually look this cool irl ---- 183110060 ->>183109964 (OP) -Yeah high school sucked i missed out on childhood romance ---- 183110132 ->>183110060 ->missed out on childhood romance -You didn't miss out on anything, because childhood and especially high school romance fucking sucks ---- 183110202 ->>183110060 -/qa/ won albeithowever ---- 183110259 ->>183109964 (OP) -They do look like that here. Well, kinda. You can buy alcohol at any time during high school (unless you have an ultra baby face) so parties do get spicy and eventually full of drunks. ---- 183110271 ->>183110060 -Unironically had a high school romance like you would see in a 90s high school movie and i can tell you that the pain is not worth it. Thinking back i missed out on so many other beautiful girls that would have been better for me and even were into me. On the other hand one of my best friends is still in a relationship with his high school love since about 10 years or more. ---- 183110322 ->>183110060 -coal ---- 183110429 ->>183109964 (OP) -the lighting is off and you only wore costumes on Holloween -but otherwise that's pretty accurate for a HS party ---- 183110459 -Also the peopld there are in high school and are not 30 year old actors ---- 183110789 ->>183109964 (OP) -Not the ones I've been to. Full house parties, but never like in movies with blacklights and expensive shit. -One time someone did an open house party "near" my house. I didn't go myself, but when my friends crashed at my place (fucked up on acid, they thought crocodiles were chasing them. we live in northern canada), they told me people wrecked the fucking place. Stole shit, made holes in the walls, broke chandeliers/light fixtures, all kinds of shit. The older brothers were sent to different boarding schools and the little sister (the one who actually organized it) didn't get punished. ---- 183111112 ->>183109964 (OP) -I went to a few that looked like that ---- 183111149 ->>183110132 ->because childhood and especially high school romance fucking sucks - -Absolute lies. I had my first gf right after high school. It was great, but she had already had the high school experience, whereas I was a loser until the very end. -I pressed her on it, and she told me that her and her high school bf: ->snuck out on school nights from their respective houses, and walked miles to meet each other. ->Would go to small house parties every weekend consisting of close friends, this was their main opportunity to fuck like rabbits, which they did, while drinking. ->Would have messy breakups, then mindblowing makeup sex - -This is the life of well known, attractive, cool people. -It hurt to hear that, but I was glad I asked because it confirmed that this stuff was real and that I did indeed miss out. -We still had a pretty good college age relationship tho. ---- 183111188 ->>183110060 ->making cuck edits to wholesome stuff -brainrotted niggerchink ---- 183111378 ->>183111149 ->snuck out on school nights from their respective houses, and walked miles to meet each other. ->Would go to small house parties every weekend consisting of close friends, this was their main opportunity to fuck like rabbits, which they did, while drinking. ->Would have messy breakups, then mindblowing makeup sex -Literally the exact same thing i had plus losing virginity to each other, sneaking out in class to make out on the toilet, driving around drunk parking at a hidden location to fuck, skinny dipping in the lake, staying out all night in the freezing cold just to be with each other, sleeping and having sex in the basements of apartment complexes, getting over hangovers together cuddling and watching movies all night while fucking, fucking in daylight in public parks having while she is wearing a summer dress, going home from a party shitfaced arguing then making out and having sex outside. Its fun thinking back but its pissing me off at the same time. ---- 183111681 -Every high school party I went to had 3 rooms, the one everyone was drinking in, the dark room where people were making out and the room where a movie was playing with a 50/50 chance it was going to be Up or The Grudge. ---- 183111704 ->>183109964 (OP) -some really big college parties at a frathouse will actually look somewhat like this. depends if you went to a party school or not. ---- 183111835 -Honestly, I'm pretty bitter about "missing out" on experiencing things as a teenager and now I'm just a 29 years old khhv recluse hermit with no friends and nobody waiting for me home. I lived in the sticks with no neighbors, far from the city with no way to get away. My parents wouldn't drive me because they were busy arguing and having shouting matches all the time, and I didn't want my friends to see this shit so they never came to my place. They also sent me to a private preppy high school, away from the few friends I had, and I hated everything and everyone there. ---- 183111867 ->>183111835 -literally me ---- 183111960 ->>183111867 -Do your parents/grandparents pester you about bringing a girl or having kids? I don't want to be mean to my grandma, but I'm fucking sick to my guts to hear her ask me "oh, anon, when are you going to bring us a nice girl to diner" ---- 183112023 ->>183111960 -nah my grandparents have all been dead for 10+ years. My parents don't say anything to me, I think they have no idea how to respond to how I turned out. ---- 183112248 ->>183112023 -My parents acts as if they were perfect and never did anything wrong. They never respected me or my emotions. I would come back home from school crying because I fought with friends, and because I had shitty parents, I would clam up, and because I had shitty parents, instead of leaving me space to figure myself out, they would just scream at me and ground me for "crying for no reason". Or I would get scolded "you're bothering me, can't you see I'm talking to someone" if I tried to apostrophe one during a family function or something (my sister does the exact same thing to her daughters and it fucking kills me inside cause my parents did the same to her, but she's continuing the cycle instead of breaking it). Casually made fun of because I'm the runt of the family. I hate my family and they're completely oblivious to why, and they'll try to make me feel like I'm the one who's the problem. diff --git a/tv/183109966.txt b/tv/183109966.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0c56336c6f23cb206b34e2b4999c0e5aece2553d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183109966.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183109966 -The West is falling, the West is falling! ---- 183110038 -It unironically is. Or, at the very best, it's turning into an authoritarian surveillance state modeled after China. ---- 183110191 -It unironically is. Or, at the very best, it's turning into an authoritarian surveillance state modeled after the UK. ---- 183110525 ->>183110120 -someone didnt watch "Die Welle" ---- 183111355 ->>183109966 (OP) -I'm not feeling too hot about the next 20 years bros... diff --git a/tv/183110119.txt b/tv/183110119.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 75b8d88fe5378f67184934eefd34919bc2dd449a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110119.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110119 -you clapped and cheered for her right? ---- 183111036 -No, because she looked like a fucking bimbo SO FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG! ---- 183111089 -She’s a whore that led Bowser on ---- 183111167 ->They think I'm sexist. ->Why don't you love me anymore? ->Am I not good enough for you? ->And now I can't get over this ledge. ->Oh! ->A beanstalk! ---- 183111204 ->>183110119 (OP) -What's it like for a tall woman to be surrounded by manlets her whole life? diff --git a/tv/183110160.txt b/tv/183110160.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 73bbcd555b67b0f86d9895db5019b02ab0fd5236..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110160.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110160 -IM NOT SUPERMAN ---- 183110236 ->>183110160 (OP) -I fucking love the first three seasons of this show ---- 183111980 ->>183110236 -same bro same ---- 183112011 -my favorite tv show intro ---- 183112059 ->>183110160 (OP) -i've been this much of an alcoholic before diff --git a/tv/183110164.txt b/tv/183110164.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d722d4dc3ef3dc1fd6fb7e145d1ac18ef29ded14..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110164.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110164 -cast her. ---- 183110184 ->>183110164 (OP) -Sarah Gadon ---- 183110449 ->>183110184 -Perfect. ---- 183110486 ->>183110164 (OP) -Anne Hathaway ---- 183110491 ->>183110164 (OP) -Ruby Rose with breast & butt implants. ---- 183110508 ->>183110164 (OP) -Florence Pigh ---- 183110518 ->>183110508 -Florence Pig is right, what an ugly animal. ---- 183110558 ->>183110508 -Disgusting pig woman. ---- 183110750 ->>183110164 (OP) -AI, with Audrey Hepburn and Lana Rhodes prompts ---- 183111007 -Biel diff --git a/tv/183110257.txt b/tv/183110257.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 153a3e8ee877c5334023edc951d72aa8572a35dd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110257.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110257 -Aryanbros, why are there no steppe kinos...? ---- 183110633 -Whitebros, we wuz the real Aryans and sheittt. - -But in all seriousness check out the MONGOL film series about Ghengis Khan. And La Gran Final, a movie about three remote tribes in remote parts of Mongolia, Niger and Brazil trying to watch the world cup. ---- 183110728 ->>183110257 (OP) -Need some films about the Great Siege of Malta, or Dorylaeum, or Lepanto. Where European man stood firm against the endless Turkic horde, and at the precipice of ultimate defeat, found within himself the God given power needed to cast them out of Europe, and to crush them utterly. ---- 183110762 ->>183110633 ->Chechens -Completely different ethnicity and not Turkic, idiot ---- 183112490 ->>183110257 (OP) -Those pointy hats are cool. diff --git a/tv/183110282.txt b/tv/183110282.txt deleted file mode 100644 index df334212fe8fa4bbc0c084c9cb28ad0de7a9de5f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110282.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,44 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110282 -Mario is #1. - -What can dethrone him? ---- 183110480 -nothing will beat it domestically -it had a better second weekend than Maverick, only 36% drop, so that's probably 600M+ -worldwide it's probably 90% locked as well, unless Mission Impossible/Indiana Jones explode ---- 183110700 ->>183110282 (OP) -Fast X or GotG 3 both have a slim chance but I would probably bet on Mario as F&F and Marvel have both lost a lot of ground. ---- 183111083 ->>183110700 -gotg3's best case scenario is around the same as the second movie, and fast x relies on China which has not been kind to Hollywood movies post pandemic ---- 183111343 ->>183111083 -GotG3 will be lucky to pass 500 million. ---- 183111387 ->>183111343 -nah. even ant man 3 made almost 500 mil with bad reviews. gotg is a bigger brand and will likely have good reviews ---- 183111480 ->>183110282 (OP) -The new Disney flick from the Frozen team might do well in the US if the marketing campaign is strong, but it won't beat Mario internationally. ---- 183111529 ->>183110282 (OP) ->41% drop ---- 183111576 ->>183111529 -it's a 36% drop >>183110480 -7th best 2nd weekend of all time ---- 183111592 ->>183111529 -Imagine what is happening inside Disney right now. ---- 183111621 ->>183110282 (OP) -So when are they going to make actually good Pokemon movie and beat Avatar box office? ---- 183111781 ->>183111592 -they wont care until they hear people at Disney world say "i'd rather go to Mario world instead" -then they'll start sweating ---- 183111872 ->>183111781 -Disney parks are already losing money. diff --git a/tv/183110293.txt b/tv/183110293.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 70cde1cf5bf7bef70187971263a72dde9f91beeb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110293.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110293 -*sigh* -somehow... Bam returned ---- 183110876 ->>183110293 (OP) - -It pains me to think this guy turned to unrecognizable mush only because the driver was drunk. ---- 183110963 ->>183110876 -What kind of a retard gets in the car when the driver is drunk ---- 183111664 ->>183110876 -he was the drunk driver ---- 183111922 ->He didn't fawk my fawkin' wife, okay? *sniff diff --git a/tv/183110424.txt b/tv/183110424.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d068ec208ac4a0fcb2a9bf04eb9778134d0c2fc8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110424.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,27 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110424 ->black character finds new weapon ->das rite! das wat am tokin bout! ---- 183110464 ->black character has sex ->OH MASSA YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRT ---- 183110501 ->>183110424 (OP) ->black character shoots new weapon ->WOOO! ---- 183111562 ->Random black guy on the street sees protagonist screech past in their new car ->DAAAYUM, I GOTS TO GET ME ONE O'DOSE! ---- 183111588 ->black character smells danger ->AW HELL NAW ---- 183111613 -jesus fucking christ being white is so fucking awesome you have no idea ---- 183111618 ->I'M OUTTA HERE ---- 183111619 ->black shoots another black ->tertiary black yells "oh no he dinnt!" ---- 183111700 ->black woman eats food ->UHMM UHMM THAT'S WHAT MY I'M TALKING ABOUT diff --git a/tv/183110441.txt b/tv/183110441.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fa95ed9e183ac9d6e5ba4ff8d2cd28e4e947de16..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110441.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,20 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110441 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmlUZTY8bM [Embed] ---- 183110743 ->>183110441 (OP) ->another Channel Awesome Retrospective - -lol miss me with that shit - -when is somebody gonna do "retrospective" on that cunt lupa? ---- 183110753 ->"cool" anime avatar ->fat balding neckbeard -everytime -but, atleast he doesn't show his... distracting face in order to edit less ---- 183110896 ->>183110753 -Too many youtubers do this nowadays. ---- 183110898 -People have been doing retrospectives on channel awesome for 5 years. Doug is never going to die. 10 years from now he'll be doing a retrospective on all of you. diff --git a/tv/183110571.txt b/tv/183110571.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4162d4e2022f5f69676647ea15f97893257e1afb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110571.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110571 -Help me bros. -The Weapon of mass destruction that I've made... has caused mass destruction, can you believe that?! How can I cope with this fact? ---- 183110598 -Sageable thread ---- 183111261 -maybe he thought it wouldn't explode ---- 183111278 ->>183110571 (OP) -Don't worry, they'll make a movie about you a century later. diff --git a/tv/183110609.txt b/tv/183110609.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5dad976fb4aa17ca67a8ea8fe67127df5f4d1a3c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110609.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,64 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110609 -Actors you suspect post on /tv/ ---- 183110745 ->>183110698 -What else is he going to do? ---- 183111641 ->>183110609 (OP) -this faggot of Jonah Hill, he's shilled way too often ---- 183111753 ->>183110609 (OP) -Pattinson is too attractive/popular to waste his time on 4chan. Even if he did use the site why would I browse this screaming cesspit of all places. maybe after his twilight years but he's at the top of his game now. ---- 183111828 ->>183111753 -Lol, he said he loves final fantasy 7. I bet that scumbag make this thread also i bet Henry Cavill is here often ---- 183111869 ->>183111753 -Nah. He likely comes here to discuss his favorite actress Sarah Gadon. ---- 183111911 -I don't get the appeal this guy has with homos here. ---- 183111954 ->>183110609 (OP) -Are you still mad someone liked new batman movie, kid? Cope ---- 183111955 ->>183111911 -He’s a good actor and I’m glad he was able to step away from the twilight arc and produce kino ---- 183112064 -I'm Dane DeHaan ---- 183112094 ->>183110609 (OP) ->actors you wish you looked like ---- 183112103 -I absolutely love Good Time, The Lighthouse and The Batman. Easily the best films of their year in my opinion. ---- 183112109 ->>183112064 -You suck. ---- 183112114 ->>183111753 ->why would I browse this screaming cesspit of all places. -Hi Rob. How's the script for The Batman 2? ---- 183112122 ->>183112064 -Hi Dane, what was it like filming this scene with Sarah Gadon? ---- 183112129 -Warwick Davis ---- 183112135 ->>183112122 -They added her in post ---- 183112158 ->>183112064 -No you are not, I'm Dane DeHaan ---- 183112185 ->>183111954 -Dumb kid never developed his kingside, loses his queen and has to audacity to blame the opponent what is he a child? ---- 183112212 ->>183112103 ->loves the batman -Good morning sir ---- 183112247 ->>183112212 -It's a comfort movie for me. ---- 183112259 -Julian Sands is alive and shitposting ->t. I am Julian Sands diff --git a/tv/183110646.txt b/tv/183110646.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7fe7bdfb63f1c3bc57dc01970115066ec7923b15..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110646.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,18 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110646 -what are some works in the public domain that deserve a new adaptation? ---- 183110737 ->>183110646 (OP) - -Fu Manchu ---- 183110822 ->>183110646 (OP) -Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes deserves third movie ---- 183110840 ->>183110822 ->Guy Ritchie - -aand dropped ---- 183111000 ->>183110822 -I like those movies, but the actors are so old now. diff --git a/tv/183110649.txt b/tv/183110649.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 589d6740f40f0903de4f5146d83ca79ff1c752ab..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110649.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,183 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110649 -Neytiri is... ---- 183110709 -a big blue cat. ---- 183110887 -a dumb bitch - ->inb4 offensive and incorrect ---- 183110956 ->>183110709 -NINAC ---- 183111153 ->>183110887 -Offensive and incorrect ---- 183113490 -a n ---- 183113555 ->>183113490 -a'vi ---- 183113572 ->>183110649 (OP) -i watching this avatars movies where the blue little girl is aging too fast i dream of this insau to her come here baby yes you age more and develop pubert but fast let me explain these are your brest much more bigger and tender now for product milk but also for sexual pleasurees but that bringn me to also your ass is much more rounder and firmer as cushoon for sex from vehind. what is the sex you are asking iw ill show your pussy it now is hormones and well mesntrate for produce the egg form which baby will hatch in hthers which is creere when a man ejeaculation intonyour pagina canals which mean he love you verg much it feel gokd when the man doess this and also it your pagina feel good as well when the clotrus gingle from the otganism i could explaib it alm bur baby it is much eeaier for me to show sl you so come on my lap and i will show you all about the sex you bitch you wilk feel my humane cock and live the organ ---- 183113578 -it’s the same fucking person making these threads. it has to be. ---- 183113805 ->>183113572 -sirs… ---- 183113845 ->>183113572 -good morning sirs ---- 183113907 -test ---- 183115149 -Tonowario ---- 183116019 -OH N- ---- 183116028 ->>183113805 -Pink hearts would be nicer ---- 183116091 ->>183116019 ->ywn be violently killed by a 9ft tall alien woman ---- 183116443 ->>183116091 ->ywn get the privilege of getting killed by Neytiri and ending up being pandoran fish food and strengthen the local ecosystem ---- 183116581 ->>183116028 -I can do another later but that website watermark in the corner is where you can make them ---- 183116945 ->>183116581 -there are also websites that allow you to trim the edges in gif's ---- 183117123 ->>183116945 -link? i do all this shit on my phone ---- 183117339 ->>183117123 -https://ezgif.com for example ---- 183117472 ->>183117339 -ty ---- 183117515 ->>183110649 (OP) -a willing RDA whore ---- 183117702 ->>183117339 -she is cute ---- 183117826 ->>183117515 -offensive and incorrect ---- 183117849 -Someone post the Jake Sully voca ---- 183117962 ->>183117849 -i’ve only seen quaritch ---- 183118134 ->>183117962 -That's the one I mean, where he's addressing Jake Sully ---- 183118451 ->>183110649 (OP) -A goddess ---- 183118951 ->>183118451 -flattering and correct ---- 183120136 ->>183119431 -pregnant Ney bully rubs... ---- 183120332 -big blue cat ---- 183120533 ->>183120332 -see ->>183110956 ---- 183121277 ->still waiting for the blu-ray ---- 183121491 ->>183112662 -This looks really off, very uncanny valley ---- 183121661 ->>183121491 -everything with quaritch has that for me. maybe because the actor is old and the cgi model is young looking ---- 183122337 ->>183112662 -you can see her puss through the thin cloth here mmmm ---- 183122411 ->>183122337 -that’s just a seam in the cloth not her vagina ---- 183122754 ->>183112662 -what the fuck just happened? he had a perfect bead on her then just dropped his weapon for no reason and started to lay on his back as she jumped at him ---- 183122791 ->>183122411 ->that’s just a seam in the cloth not her vagina ---- 183122851 ->>183122754 -jobber syndrome ---- 183122918 ->>183112662 -this looks like shit and the character you jack off to is ugly ---- 183123001 ->>183110649 (OP) -blue cat ---- 183123278 -Avatrannies should be gassed. ---- 183123311 ->>183122337 ->It is my pussy, scoun... ---- 183123331 ->>183123278 -there are far more trannies in your wh40k community ---- 183123357 ->>183122411 -this was meant for you ->>183123311 ---- 183123384 ->>183123256 -Same movie you blind mfer ---- 183123439 ->>183123311 -thanks ---- 183123452 ->>183123384 ->Same movie you blind mfer -we like to think that the internet is vast and we are posting at new people every day but in reality there's only like 10 people that post here and we are even bigger losers than we realize... - -oh god its true isn't it ---- 183123584 ->>183123452 -more like i’m autistic and in all these threads and they’re relatively niche so you will probably run into me if you post in them ---- 183123692 -words done - -art now - -t protege ---- 183123795 ->>183123787 -it’s still there too ---- 183123950 -reminder ---- 183123990 ->>183123950 -liemax shills never recovered from this ---- 183124159 ->>183123950 -dolby screens near me are like half the size of imax ---- 183124347 ->>183123278 ->yep... your gay alright. ---- 183125144 ->>183124129 -so based ---- 183125439 -I hate eclipse days ---- 183125552 ->>183125439 -what’s the pandora version of lasagne ---- 183125896 ->>183125439 -I miss the days when fujos didn't know about recoms ---- 183125947 ->>183125896 -Most of the fujos are laser focused on neteyam for some reason. Although i’ve seen a ton of quaritch and wainfleet shit which is genuinely disgusting diff --git a/tv/183110653.txt b/tv/183110653.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2159a19a82748d8c2f7d98a5134a08fce2cc5195..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110653.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,814 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110653 -Never quite understood how one becomes a late night host, are they all failed comedians? Or talented comedians that landed a job so comfy they stopped working on their stand-up? ---- 183110691 ->>183110653 (OP) -The latter ---- 183110695 ->>183110653 (OP) -Why do Jews control the media to start a race war? ---- 183110713 ->>183110653 (OP) -Remember when he owned Tucker Carlson? Pepperridge farms remembers. ---- 183110782 -If I check early life section of this guy page on wikipedia what will I find? ---- 183110787 ->>183110713 ->I don't have to be impartial, I'm a comedy show! ->Fox News now uses this argument in court to defend promoting conspiracy theories, while Stewart spends every episode of his show on Apple+ or whatever being a humorless, miserable fuck - -It was a disingenuous argument even back then and time has proven it ---- 183110812 ->>183110653 (OP) -Reminder that he changed his name from Schlomowitzovskyberg to Stewart. ---- 183110857 ->>183110713 -he was all like 'u wear a bowtie and should be doing le hekkin important news work and I dont have to hold myself to the same standards because I'm a comedian' as if they arent both the same kike controlled entertainment media ---- 183110877 ->>183110782 -His real surname is Leibowitz ---- 183110910 -jew jewbojewitz said that? -no freakin way.... whats next kike kikeenkiker will say whites mean? ---- 183110912 -That was one of the best gigs a comedian could get. ---- 183110946 ->>183110857 ->comedy channel ->news -yeah, I can see you still butthurt ---- 183111063 ->>183110946 -the daily show is a news show with jokes on top of it. are you seriously retarded or just a zoomie who didnt watch it ---- 183111148 ->>183110695 - -They don't want a race war, just underlying hostility, good for the business. Imagine if you will a population with united beliefs and a strong community, they would turn their focus on how shit the people in charge have made their quality of life. ---- 183111214 ->>183110653 (OP) ->>183110691 ->>183110695 ->>183110713 ->>183110782 ->>183110787 ->>183110812 ->>183110857 ->>183110877 ->>183110910 ->>183110912 ->>183110946 ->>183111063 ->>183111148 -Why are Jews so transphobic bros? ---- 183111242 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 ->>183111214 ->>18311121 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Meanwhile Stewart is a has been ---- 183111710 ->>183110653 (OP) ->are they all failed comedians -It's the opposite - a network late night talk show is considered the pinnacle of comedy show business. -Or it used to be. Now everyone is jealous of Joe Rogan and comedy is pretty much dead for now. ---- 183111714 ->>183111214 ->my proof is a piece of propaganda made to mock one specific individual -wow ---- 183111735 ->>183111671 ->blindly following like a sheep is...LE GOOD! -You're vaxxed. ---- 183111801 ->>183111735 -Swing and miss on all fronts schizo ---- 183111893 ->>183110713 ->>183111598 -Holy shit forgot all about this. Memoryholed. Carlson probably still has nightmares about this kek ---- 183112057 ->>183110713 ->>183111598 -Tucker Carlson is now the most popular new show on cable by a mile. Stewart, meanwhile, spawned his little lib late night progeny shows who all have degraded themselves into irrelevance except for John Oliver. - -I'm curious how an encounter between these two would play out now, now that their roles have completely reversed: Tucker is the single most prominent anti-neocon voice in America today, full stop. Jon Stewart can't help but shill for the war in Ukraine despite it being far more tenuously connected to the well being of the American people than any conflict in the middle east ever was. ---- 183112088 ->call out jews ->bot attempts to derail threads with massreplies -hmmmm ---- 183112236 ->>183110713 -Tucker tried to scrub this from the internet and it backfired like when Beyonce tried to legally have that picture of her removed from the internet lol ---- 183112282 ->>183112236 -Remember when Jon Stewart's epic takedown of Trump was calling him "clownface von fuckstick"? ---- 183112316 ->>183112057 -jon stewart runs a literal animal farm ---- 183112335 ->>183110713 ->>183111598 -ngl i had never seen this video (zoomer pls no bully). stewart controlled the debate from the beginning. kind of sad he retired - id vote for him. we need a more charismatic leader ---- 183112341 ->>183110653 (OP) -you knew he was company man when he shilled the american bioweapon as a chinese one. scripted theater ---- 183112362 -Why do Jewish women love goy cock so much bros? ---- 183112376 -Wait nazis were trannys? Top kek. Is this why polkiddies always insert trannys into their conversations?? ---- 183112393 ->>183112335 -I'm glad that the PR men for the regime can't even lie effectively anymore tbqh. ---- 183112445 ->>183112393 ->21 posters -Is this how you're going to spend your Monday morning? Apply for at least 3 jobs today. ---- 183112455 ->>183112362 ->supportive of me being jewish -kek its not a disabilitty diff --git a/tv/183110656.txt b/tv/183110656.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 03793e42dc960ca1a68969b22d91d85f82e5a664..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110656.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110656 -are there any movies where the mc thinks he is the good guy for most of the movie and everyone else is bad only to realise he is the villain? ---- 183110680 -Shutter Island? ---- 183110811 -Secret Window diff --git a/tv/183110704.txt b/tv/183110704.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2595a833860b5c36000d81b6bc6abd04bec375fe..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110704.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,18 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110704 ->Critics say an Arab or African actress should play the ancient Egyptian queen. - ->"First of all if you want to be true to the facts then Cleopatra was Macedonian," the Wonder Woman actress told BBC Arabic's Sam Asi. - ->"We were looking for a Macedonian actress that could fit Cleopatra. She wasn't there, and I was very passionate about Cleopatra." - - ->Gadot said: "I have friends from across the globe, whether they're Muslims or Christian or Catholic or atheist or Buddhist, or Jewish of course... People are people, and with me I want to celebrate the legacy of Cleopatra and honour this amazing historic icon that I admire so much." - ->She said other people were welcome to make their own films. "You know, anybody can make this movie and anybody can go ahead and do it. I'm very passionate that I'm going to do my own too." - -https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55409187 ---- 183110950 ->>183110704 (OP) ->Macedonian actress -slav larpers diff --git a/tv/183110727.txt b/tv/183110727.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4dc72171ae6981f93557c50de20457b830911021..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110727.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110727 -the marketing team is gonna get fired ---- 183110783 -And the janitors have been doing a dogshit job lately too, they ought to have their salary cut in half maybe that will get them to wake the f up diff --git a/tv/183110738.txt b/tv/183110738.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5a4c6d4d130a8a28cf2e457c3d3aedec6a002169..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110738.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,138 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110738 -Did somebody order Alexkino? ---- 183110744 ->>183110738 (OP) ---- 183110760 ->>183110738 (OP) -cast him ---- 183110779 ->>183110738 (OP) -Get ready for Alexander the not so great and his black friend who really actually did everything ---- 183110786 -Wow they're not wasting any time to pozz history before anyone can get a word in ---- 183110814 ->>183110760 ---- 183110815 -Alexander was black and thats a fact ---- 183110843 ->>183110738 (OP) -They'll make him way whiter than he actually was, and also make him 1000x gayer than he was. He'll conquer Persia through the power of gayness. ---- 183110844 -He'll be cast as some chad and his love interest will be the the equivalent of that pug bitch that scowls on every advertisement from that gay show on Hulu. You know the one with Peggy Olson from Mad Men. She or some black woman of equivalent attractiveness will girl boss all over Alexander armies and the story will be reduced to "this great and awesome man did everything for a WOMAN or was motivated only because of a WOMAN and also a gaggle of minor ethnic contributions which snowball into "ALEXANDER STOLE PRAISE AND BRAGGING RIGHTS FROM OTHERS UNDERNEATH HIIIIIIM". Also women OC characters girl bossing everything to death. ---- 183110916 ->>183110744 -it's more likely that they do this to garner attention to make money. ---- 183110935 ->>183110844 -him having a love interest at all would already be incredibly inaccurate ---- 183110942 ->>183110916 ->to make money -Nobody watches that shit. And it rarely makes money. Remember when Gillette made the feminist ad that cost them money due to boycotts and they just doubled down ---- 183110952 ->>183110738 (OP) ->at netflix -nigger alexander time ---- 183110976 ->>183110738 (OP) -let me guess he's gonna be a paki and there will be a gay sex scene ---- 183110986 ->>183110760 ---- 183110998 ->>183110760 -Kanye West ---- 183111016 ->>183110844 ->The Roman era writer Athenaeus says, based on the scholar Dicaearchus, who was Alexander's contemporary, that the king "was quite excessively keen on boys", and that Alexander kissed the eunuch Bagoas in public ---- 183111020 ->>183110760 ---- 183111025 ->>183110844 ->female love interest -lol ---- 183111028 -WE WUZ GREAT ---- 183111075 ->>183110760 ---- 183111105 ->>183110760 ---- 183111106 ->>183111016 - -being excessively keen by roman standards means he must have been slaying persian bussy left and right. ---- 183111113 ->>183110760 -Idris Elba ---- 183111125 ->>183111016 ->>183111025 ->more he said he saw he said he heard kike lies ->le gay -Go get monkeypox or something, scum. ---- 183111189 ->>183111125 ->everything is fake ---- 183111196 ->>183111125 -Are you retarded? The point is Netflix will make it gay if they can. ---- 183111212 ->>183110814 -Vantablack person. ---- 183111238 ->>183111016 - ->Alexander wept, for there was no more bussy to conquer ---- 183111251 ->>183110738 (OP) -At least he's black to begin with. ---- 183111274 ->>183111106 -Based. ---- 183111302 ->>183111113 -tfpbp ---- 183111346 ->>183111196 -Nigger how the fuck am I supposed to know you're not a satan-worshiping monkeypox plaguerat parroting the "gayreeks" kike meme? -Look at the post above you, demented freaks. ---- 183111348 ->>183110760 -only the blackest heart-of-darkness gorilla nigger ---- 183111403 ->>183111346 -Gay is bad and they never existed because christkikery said so OK ??? ---- 183111522 ->183111189 ->183111403 ->didn't get a (You) the 1st time ->tries again anyways -Demented plaguerat slave of moloch, strawmanning so hard you're going to stroke out. Take your pills sweetie. ---- 183111934 -He's gay so he'll keep him as white to humiliate and normalize it ---- 183112082 ->>183111125 -t. butthurt greek ---- 183112321 ->>183111016 ->>183111106 ->>183111238 ->>183112082 -It actually makes sense, since the boy raping culture is still prevalent in Afghanistan and pakistan. He did conquer those places and set up his satrap there and became a gayreek kingdom ---- 183112373 ->>183110738 (OP) ->documentary ->about someone who didn’t exist -Lmao ---- 183112419 ->>183112082 -but you dream krateros... ---- 183112423 ->>183112373 -t. darius III ---- 183112464 ->>183112321 ---- 183112499 ->2023 ->still no Diadochi wars kino -Choose your successor to Alexander anon diff --git a/tv/183110770.txt b/tv/183110770.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1b5434f16a72d7f968e9fe73028fff8b627bf794..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110770.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110770 -Which one, /tv/? ---- 183110955 ->>183110770 (OP) -strangelove obviously -cold war is a kino setting ---- 183112483 ->>183110955 -It's kino indeed. diff --git a/tv/183110803.txt b/tv/183110803.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b494bc733e81eb1fdb75ac8cbae0d376285f9a9e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110803.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,18 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110803 -DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BONG IN HAND -FOLLOW THE SMOKE TOWARD THE RIFF FILLED LAND ---- 183110897 -Soulja boy up in this hoe -Watch me lean and watch me rock -Superman that hoe -Then watch me crank that Robocop ---- 183111180 ->>183110803 (OP) ---- 183111224 ->>183110803 (OP) ->RIDE THE DRAGON TOWARDS THE CRIMSON EYE ->FLAP THE WINGS UNDER MARS RED SKY ---- 183111234 ->>183111224 -based diff --git a/tv/183110806.txt b/tv/183110806.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a038d2e826ff92e49044d26bd3fc87c456051b47..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110806.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,37 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110806 -She was literally the hottest woman on the planet to me 10 years ago ---- 183110828 -That's really strange how many women have you seen ur life 5? ---- 183110937 ->>183110806 (OP) -A New York 6 was never the hottest woman in the world. ---- 183111082 ->>183110806 (OP) -I'm becoming more and more hagpilled by the day ---- 183111120 -this but Milana Vayntrub ---- 183111265 ->>183110806 (OP) -you sound deeply insecure ---- 183111281 ->>183110806 (OP) -boobs too small ---- 183111764 ->>183110806 (OP) -nah. Poehler all the way ---- 183111816 ->>183111764 -Oof. No thanks. -You know there are women outside of the philo-semitic world, right? ---- 183111920 ->Fey has a scar a few inches long on the left side of her chin and cheek caused by her being slashed in the face by a stranger in the alley behind her house when she was five years old.[236][237] ---- 183112205 ->>183111816 -What are you even implying ---- 183112226 ->>183111764 -ew no ---- 183112235 ->>183111764 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0380Xxun4 [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183110809.txt b/tv/183110809.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 27e1c6b33538d8a88dee370691ff242a29a5ab1f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110809.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110809 -Him and Malcolm were the only people who were right diff --git a/tv/183110838.txt b/tv/183110838.txt deleted file mode 100644 index de88fd0ed08e3893098d8f2970c73e610ef114bc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110838.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110838 -> Upon travelling to the land of Oz, Poppins is identified as a witch by the Wicked Witch of the West and melted with a bucket of water, before being reformed by Rutherford with a teaspoon of table sugar. ---- 183111013 ->>183110838 (OP) -Is that how she goes from Julie Andrews to Emily Blunt? ---- 183111029 ->>183110838 (OP) -imagine living in a world where women look like this diff --git a/tv/183110885.txt b/tv/183110885.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1aeadf182f021f060f68f2991e7ad51614dc0dbb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110885.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110885 -Quentin Tarantinosteins filmography in 4 lines of greentext: ->muh women ->muh jews ->muh interaccial ->muh racism - -Plus he molests kids and is weird ---- 183111946 -His 90s films were kino, then he went weird as fuck. diff --git a/tv/183110889.txt b/tv/183110889.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 17b0c11323976c1915f60b3243d8bd2545bf3e4a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110889.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110889 -What did he mean by this? ---- 183110977 ->>183110889 (OP) -He's saying that she had anal sex with a black man. That's what the joke is. Read the first part again and it'll make sense. diff --git a/tv/183110941.txt b/tv/183110941.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5c48577b72ecf848af25c631c50cd03697ba61cb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110941.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110941 -Thoughts on Bel-Air? Who's still watching? Who is best girl? Best guy? Worst subplot? Will Carlton be OK? diff --git a/tv/183110983.txt b/tv/183110983.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5a02af1f50edf8d58d027fbfbe94b83a9e6c448f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183110983.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183110983 -I wonder what video game adaptation will be a hit next diff --git a/tv/183111021.txt b/tv/183111021.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6449814c8ab1b99326e74b91c7513748037c8bd3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111021.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111021 -Why’d they have to add this zesty nigga? diff --git a/tv/183111022.txt b/tv/183111022.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4f3344ad6c2ae5e8b794f75998bb3d99a3ceb34c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111022.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,34 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111022 -Imagine how much rape goes on in the Wizarding World. -There is a spell to make someone temporarily paralysed (petrificus totalus) -There is also a spell that erases memories (obliviate) ---- 183111236 ->>183111022 (OP) -imagine the kinds of anti-rape curses available though -shove your dick somewhere it doesn't belong and it might rot away, or the pusy might grow teeth, or who knows what ---- 183111989 ->>183111022 (OP) -You didn't really think muggleborns were the result of muggles producing magical offspring did you Anon? Purebloods just don't want their children accidentally falling for a half-sibling. ---- 183112025 ->>183111022 (OP) -Reminder that Hogwarts likely blacklisted any courses on demonology and treating possessions ---- 183112033 ->>183111022 (OP) -What stops a wizard from using imperio on a bunch of muggle women to name them his work/sex slaves? You could take over an entire country ---- 183112079 ->>183111022 (OP) -accio bum ---- 183112131 ->>183111022 (OP) -There was a literal plot point about this. Something about love potions. ---- 183112155 ->>183111022 (OP) ->OH N- ---- 183112186 ->>183111022 (OP) ->it's the dumb hufflepuffer gets caught jerking to moaning mirthle episode again ->it's the madam poppy runs out of abortion potions episode again ---- 183112268 ->>183112155 ->four wet pussies diff --git a/tv/183111095.txt b/tv/183111095.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c9515cd54da35461a4c2dc466e146dd591b15e60..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111095.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111095 -Once again SEA btfo the west in term of kino!!! ---- 183111107 -Christ is King! ---- 183112227 -The Large is better diff --git a/tv/183111111.txt b/tv/183111111.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b87a5e0d1140452e3d9c167a62c797769df9a764..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111111.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,111 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111111 ->mfw when hunter schafer has two films releasing this year ->mfw all the new hunter material we're gonna get ---- 183111139 ->>183111111 (OP) ---- 183111166 -You're gay if you wouldn't fuck HER. ---- 183111176 -That's cool, I have two shows and one film. ---- 183111207 ->>183111111 (OP) -why does this man have breast implants? ---- 183111235 ->>183111207 -Which man? ---- 183111241 ->>183111111 (OP) ->didn't say her -you win this round troon ---- 183111284 -POST IT ---- 183111303 ->>183111235 -The one in the op ---- 183111326 ->>183111111 (OP) -Seriously tho, what the fuck is wrong with society to actually allow this tranny shit to happen? ---- 183111368 ->>183111303 -??? ---- 183111372 ->>183111326 -The Weimar was worse, history repeats itself ---- 183111396 ->>183111166 ->her ---- 183111407 ->>183111368 -Yes ---- 183111416 ->>183111368 ->>183111235 -this one ---- 183111428 ->>183111396 -Wow, such bigotry ---- 183111450 ->he could've been a handsome guy, getting hacked and dripping from all the pussy ->instead he became a shemale and the only thing he's dripping is blood and pus, ultimately setting himself up for a future of pure bogdom when his genes catch up with him -Genuinely feel sorry for him. But his parents are to blame. ---- 183111479 -I almost went trans when I had a psychotic episode. ---- 183111487 ->>183111416 ->this is who they want you to believe is a woman ---- 183111527 ->>183111416 -That's a woman, but go off I guess. ---- 183111545 ->>183111527 -You're trying so incredibly hard. ---- 183111552 ->>183111479 -Many such cases ---- 183111567 ->>183111326 -Government realizing that overpopulation is a real threat. Sissyfying half the white males makes a decent dent into that problem ---- 183111610 ->>183111545 -To do what? Affirm Hunter's gender? You sound very unhinged, I'd recommend a lie down. ---- 183111713 -Exploiting mentally ill people is a pretty vile practice ngl. But hey, anything goes when there's enough profits in it I guess. ---- 183111738 ->>183111111 (OP) -Fake numbers. Stop trying to force trannies down our throats, thanks. ---- 183111765 ->>183111610 -Case in point. Probably not the first time either. ---- 183111798 ->>183111765 -??? -Meds. Now. ---- 183111859 -Why would a good looking guy do this to himself? ---- 183111895 ->>183111798 -You're an ugly person. Stop lying to yourself. ---- 183111907 ->>183111765 -oh sure. (he's been doing this "what man?" routine every thread, always ending in the same result: being made fun of ---- 183111919 ->>183111567 ->realizing -It's been a goal of their for decades, they only now realized just how much they can manipulate a population into destroying itself. ---- 183111964 -The things i would do for this smile anons. I want to wake up to this smile everyday and give her face kisses all over. I dont know how some of you can hate on this beautiful transgirl ---- 183112018 ->>183111964 -He would be perfect as David Bowie. -Would've been , more accurately. ---- 183112061 ->>183111166 -Where would you stick it? He has no vagina ---- 183112243 -Hunterbros... we eating good. ---- 183112278 ->>183111895 -You're ugly inside and out. ---- 183112398 ->The things i would do for this smile anons. I want to wake up to this smile everyday and give her face kisses all over. I dont know how some of you can hate on this beautiful transgirl diff --git a/tv/183111130.txt b/tv/183111130.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a9a6fc0ffdae3daf6ce11eb42c5088c2469b06db..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111130.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111130 -Pow. ---- 183111145 ->>183111130 (OP) -he said bang though ---- 183111606 ->>183111145 -bang though ---- 183111736 -now that the dust has settled, should I watch the netflix or whatever version? They did release something, right? Did I dream that? ---- 183111817 ->>183111130 (OP) -I hate this simp diff --git a/tv/183111172.txt b/tv/183111172.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5d07443a4a810e9631581480e2f6415b2295fd0f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111172.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111172 -wut ---- 183111250 ->>183111172 (OP) -yeah, it gets pretty dumb. and de niro was severely miscast. ---- 183111282 -Kino. diff --git a/tv/183111228.txt b/tv/183111228.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 27bee048af1da2fbef87c1c4149cb185e82a9a46..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111228.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,223 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111228 -last laugh edition -Previous: >>183104705 → ---- 183111291 ->>183111228 (OP) -Season 2 > Season 1 >>> Season 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Season 4 ---- 183111292 -post your favourite lines from this episode -this one goes out to all the deluded retards who think Greg is going to win ---- 183111325 ->>183111228 (OP) -For me it's Karolina being my sugar momma ---- 183111358 -What did Tom ever see in Shiv? ---- 183111365 -Kentuckians, we are so back ---- 183111392 ->>183111358 -a couple of three things ---- 183111394 ->>183111365 -In 30 years' time, will he leave the business to his autistic son or his Pajeeta daughter? ---- 183111426 ->>183111394 -the Pajeeta, for the optics (woman of colour CEO) ---- 183111432 ->>183111292 -frank was based in this ep and i hope we get more of ken and him in this ep ->>183111365 ->99.9% of the vote -wow, they're just like me ---- 183111447 ->>183111291 -2>4>3>1 ---- 183111455 -If the show ends with Roman as CEO, I will literally stop watching. ---- 183111458 ->>183111358 -In roads to a billion dollar fortune ---- 183111473 ->>183111228 (OP) ->Show has it’s own version of “libcucks coping and seething” ---- 183111493 -he's finally here ---- 183111500 ->>183111325 ->Karolina opening her door for me after I run to her house in the rain and bringing me into her warm home ->she cleans me with a warm fluffy towel ->I rapaciously lift up her arms and start amimalistically licking her smooth shaved armpits ->she holds my face, pulls me to the couch, and sets my head down on her lap ->she pulls out her breasts and puts them in my mouth so I can start drinking her milk ->with one hand, she undoes my pants and starts tenderly jerking me off ->with the other, she runs her fingers through my hair ->my eyes are rolled back in my head as I drink her milk like a man lost in the Sahara would drink water, while her eyes are slowly scanning my face, studying my features, taking note of all the things she loves so she can recreate it all perfectly anytime she needs to by simply closing her eyes ->occasionally she stops running her hand through my hair and strokes my face ---- 183111547 ->look how far you've come ->look at both of us - -The only time I have ever liked Willa, I still hate her though. Dumb whore. ---- 183111649 ->>183111500 ->when we fuck and she holds me tight, we don't even call each other by name ->she calls me baby or honey or sweetheart and I just call her mom ->not mommy, just mom ---- 183111813 -anyone else feels bad for ppl who havent seen this show? its the best kino in the last 5 years at least desu ---- 183111821 -Holy FUCK this episode made me hate Marcia so fucking much. The way she treated Kerry was insufferable and FUCK the head bodyguard for letting her do it. He was supposed to be Logan's close friend. He probably spent so much time driving Logan and Kerry around he should have known better. I'm glad Roman halfway stood up to her and that all 3 kids recognised she has just come back like a rat sniffing for money but no one went nearly hard enough at her. EVERYTHING SHE DID pissed me off. The look she gives to Willa when she basedly implies they're both whores. Presuming she already owns the apartment and sells it to Con. Fucking bitch waiting at the door to collect more condolences. She doesn't give 2 fucks that Logan died. Kerry is the one who is a wreck -I can find redeeming qualities in basically every other character, I like every character on the show as fucked as some of them are but Marcia really is an irredeemable witch. ---- 183111829 -it's like poetry, it rhymes ---- 183111937 ->>183111493 ->the roy smile -i can't believe in him, he's let me down so many times in the past idk ---- 183111956 ->>183111821 -retard ---- 183111967 ->>183111292 -greg unironically is closer to the top job than tom is now. The sooner you stop coping the sooner you can come over to the winning side. ---- 183111975 ->>183111956 -Kill yourself ---- 183111982 ->>183111821 -in marcia's defense she dic care for logan for years and he did cheat on her twice within a year, but in defense of logan, shes a french cunt ---- 183111991 ->>183111967 -Brutal mogging ---- 183111996 ->>183111829 -ken kino time ---- 183112009 ->>183111813 -fuck em, people jumping on the game of thrones bandwagon is what helped kill it ---- 183112021 ->>183111982 ->french cunt -Is she though? I thought her past was murky ---- 183112031 ->>183111996 -i don't recall this, episode? this at the Shiv wedding, before the bear hug? ---- 183112037 ->>183111813 -I post in these threads regularly and last night's episode was excellent. Succession is overall simply well-acted, horribly-scripted shlock that is carried by the actors (two of them in particular, and no keiran culkin is not one of them) and some great music. It's the only mark mylod and Adam McKay project that isn't total dogshit, and if you genuinely can't understand why it's anything less than a masterpiece, then you need to stop using youtube and social media for several months. ---- 183112040 -did we know kendalls middle name before this episode? we mustve right? ---- 183112042 -Will Ken start bullying his autistic kid to be more like Logan? ---- 183112046 ->>183111982 ->>183112021 -she's Algerian-French ---- 183112050 ->>183112009 -That and being written by retards based on source material from another retard. ---- 183112055 ->>183112031 -ep 5, before the vote of no confidence ---- 183112062 ->>183111821 -You people are the biggest retards in the fanbase. Imagine watching succession and feeling bad for anyone. The whole appeal is that it's a gladiator match but with rich people that got fucked by their daddy. You're so pathetic holy shit. ---- 183112084 ->>183112040 -Ken is a killer, it's why his initials are KLR ---- 183112136 ->>183111228 (OP) -Why would Logan want to marry Kerry, clearly she is too old to have children. ---- 183112150 ->>183111982 ->shes a french cunt -I think she's Lebanese but like every high-class Lebanese, she's a francophile and learned french from an early age. Also cheistian. -Probably lived mostly of her life in France too. ---- 183112152 -Colinchads our time is right around the corner ---- 183112153 ->>183112046 -I love beurettes ---- 183112172 ->>183112136 -Her haircut is so fucking dumb but also I kind of like it? ---- 183112184 ->>183112136 -That might have been her appeal. Marcia brought her own kid into the marriage, Logan already has enough headaches with the kids he has. Maybe he wanted something simple. ---- 183112221 ->>183112150 -She does tell Willa that she knew a prostitute in Paris. ---- 183112237 -Is kendalls ascend a red herring? Feels too early, like he will get swatted down any second now ---- 183112238 ->>183111228 (OP) -Man Ken whines so much. Why do people even tolerate him ---- 183112257 ->>183111821 -i'm not mad at Marcia, but the scene with Kerry was one of the rare moments the show cringed me out. this almost never happens with me ---- 183112260 -roman killed his dad with the voicemail he left. Tom said they found him with his head in the toilet fishing out his phone. That's why roman is so detached from all this. He literally cannot cope with the fact that it was his fault so he just refuses to let it sink in at all. Like that Better Call Saul episode where saul gets told his brother basically died directly because of his actions so he just coolly goes on with life as normal. ---- 183112271 ->>183112237 -Of course it is, he always gets fucked. ---- 183112292 ->>183112237 -There's like four episodes left how is it too early? What do you want for him to start his ascent in the finale? ---- 183112317 ->>183112237 -Could also just be that they are giving themselves enough time to show Kendall becoming Logan 2.0 who basically takes down all the opposition. He's already shown he's not going to be power sharing. ---- 183112319 -Kenbros, after YEARS of suffering we're finally back. We won. ---- 183112322 ->>183112292 -there's 6 episodes left ---- 183112326 ->>183112237 -Ken will likely win, but in the process will completely alienate his family and become Logan 2.0. Strong has talked about Richard III parallels in interviews ---- 183112337 ->>183112237 -nah rewatch the last scene, his confidence, KLR has gone through the most hell, Logan wanted to make him strong ->>183111493 ---- 183112338 -shivbros get in here -the fact that she's getting shit on so hard right now means that she's going to come good soon. as soon as she aborts her kid everyone else is fucked ---- 183112365 -Something I dont see talked about enough is the outcome of the upcoming election. I wonder if the results will have come in before the season ends. -You think Bernie 2.0 or Ben Shapiro will take it? ---- 183112371 ->>183112338 -She’s going to jump into the campaign and cuck Con ---- 183112384 ->>183112365 -Conner ---- 183112391 ->>183112338 -it's unironically over for shiv, she is now the designated lolcow while ken and roman fight for control ---- 183112394 ->>183112338 -I just don't see what she can do, maybe she'll get involved the other political candidate? ---- 183112414 ->>183112319 -lets fucking go ---- 183112416 ->>183112237 -kendall will self destruct like he always does ---- 183112417 ->>183112338 ->shivbros ge-ACK ---- 183112427 ->Greg gets put in charge of Parks as a gimme so he's too busy to keep showing up at personal events ->Greenpeace starts protesting the Parks - -Let me have this ---- 183112429 ->>183112394 -she looks pretty cosy with mattson in the trailer for the next ep... ---- 183112463 ->>183112326 -It's obvious that his break with Roman is going to be the final fall for his character once he wins. They'll end up just like Ewan and Logan, only worse. ---- 183112486 ->>183112338 ->the fact that she's getting shit on so hard right now means that she's going to come good soon. -Who's gonna tell him diff --git a/tv/183111248.txt b/tv/183111248.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 788159d7c66b08ba8670096b5ee2b3b4620c0d02..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111248.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111248 -Mmm tasty ---- 183111305 -Why are jewish women like this? -Pissrael bros, what's your response? diff --git a/tv/183111329.txt b/tv/183111329.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8d76fb35fe73997d450a666630a52c6af486f710..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111329.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111329 -Helena > Christie > Tina > Ayane >>>>> Kasumi ---- 183111351 -Chuck > Sneed diff --git a/tv/183111361.txt b/tv/183111361.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a0fe9dce055c7ccd5964a8205a68c4a810dfc27a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111361.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,40 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111361 -wtf this movie is heckin scary ---- 183111386 ->>183111361 (OP) ---- 183111404 -This came out at least 50 years ago ---- 183111405 -How is this a news article? ---- 183111408 ->>183111361 (OP) ->the streaming service's new horror film -the movie's like 20 years old. who is getting paid to write these articles? ---- 183111483 ->>183111408 -i guess it just came available on netflix ---- 183111517 ->>183111361 (OP) -this the movie with the cute creature rape scene? ---- 183111554 ->>183111361 (OP) ->Netlfix users have proclaimed themselves -Oh yeah? Are they a political body now? ---- 183111580 ->>183111483 -yeah i assumed that, but it's a shit way to write that. ->"...after watching the 2009 horror film Splice, which was recently added to the streaming platform." -there, fixed it. do these online news sites have literally no editors? ---- 183111591 -yoooo does this movie star anya? ---- 183111650 -that thing is no different than an amerimutt ---- 183111669 ->>183111580 -no they have AI prompters ---- 183112438 ->>183111405 -Because it's the Daily Mail and the movie is about an abomination that changers gender in act III and starts killing people. Pretty based article if you ask me. ---- 183112453 -wait until they play this diff --git a/tv/183111367.txt b/tv/183111367.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6574dbf6ad842fa201a22e4089f1ac78fa62b5f2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111367.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,375 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111367 ->*calls you a nigger* ---- 183111391 ->>183111367 (OP) -i want to gaze into her asshole ---- 183111614 ->TFW no AHX Fairuza GF to plow every night. ---- 183111630 -y-y-you too ---- 183111636 ->>183111367 (OP) -peak uglyhot ---- 183112507 ->>183111367 (OP) -FAGGOT -SON ---- 183112621 ->>183111367 (OP) ->Fairuza Balk in leather pants -Best part of the movie desu ---- 183113242 ->>183111367 (OP) ->shows you her boobies ---- 183113519 ->>183111367 (OP) -are there hot openly racist women irl ---- 183113604 ->>183111367 (OP) -*nuts instantly* ---- 183113616 ->>183113519 -Red headed cheerleader in HS was completely in love with me would flat out without hesitation when asked would, with a straight face just say “sorry, I just don’t like black people” - -My wife is racist towards blacks ever since she got mugged in a parking lot 20 years ago. She is a former cheerleader and looks like Topanga from boy meets world. - -For whatever reason I’m pretty good at getting cheerleaders and lesbians to thirst after me. The latter is a story for another day ---- 183113635 ->>183111367 (OP) -Do women like this actually exist? ---- 183113698 ->>183113616 -You're 30 odd years old, what are you doing on here. ---- 183113751 ->>183111367 (OP) -she's married to an asian man ---- 183113756 ->>183113698 -Don't forget, you're here forever. ---- 183113757 ->>183113698 -anon, they're not real stories. ---- 183113776 ->>183113698 -im almost 40 and i've been posting here since 2004. ---- 183113793 ->>183111367 (OP) -I.M Erect ---- 183113795 ->>183113698 ->he doesn’t know ---- 183113897 ->>183113698 -is this part of the bit? ---- 183113931 ->>183113698 -LOL -your here forever ---- 183113970 ->eats fairuzas pusy and but ---- 183114022 ->>183113698 -Nice, he's got another 60 or 70 years to shitpost with us. ---- 183114982 ->>183113519 -The most virulent racist woman I knew was a hot blue eyed blonde colombian I met while working in Panama -I don't like showing my power level with normies, but she made me admit that maybe I don't like black people after pushing it -After she probably realized she was safe, she bitched for hours about negroes, how they are stupid animals that should be exterminated and such, and not even in a fun chudish way ---- 183115033 ->>183113698 -Are you saying his wife got mugged when she was 10? ---- 183115186 ->>183113698 -Hahahaha he doesnt know yet. Sorry bud, you're here forever. im 32 been here since 08 ---- 183115582 ->>183115186 -NTA, also 32, since 2004. I knew /l/ ---- 183115619 ->>183111367 (OP) ->gives me a boner ---- 183115625 ->>183111367 (OP) -ayo wtf this little cracker is racist af, lil white bitch sour milk mother fucker racist piece of shit ---- 183115708 ->>183113698 -You’re a zoomer, why are you here? ---- 183115749 ->>183111367 (OP) -qrd? ->>183111614 -also qrd on this? same person? ---- 183115776 ->>183115619 -I'm more fond of the look these girls have when they realize it's retarded to put that much effort in just to look ridiculous ---- 183115795 -I always found this movie stupid. Everything here is heavy handed. Of course it’s shot in black and white, which reflects the overhanging theme of racial tension. Get it? Black and White. There’s that stupid basketball scene with the dramatic orchestral score, which illustrates the same underlying theme of racial tension. It’s like a race war, but instead of guns and knives it’s nothing but net. God this movie is fucking stupid. I swear I could make a more nuanced race movie than this. This is a hill I can die on. ---- 183115812 ->>183115749 -she was a pornstar but got canceled after she got filmed yelling slurs in public ---- 183115814 ->>183111367 (OP) -I'm actually and literally whiter than she is so I would laugh so hard she would fall on her back primed and ready to get pounded ---- 183115815 ->>183113616 -No one cares KYNS ---- 183115849 ->>183113616 -post wife's tits or this is larping ---- 183115861 ->>183111367 (OP) ->*cum in my pants and not apologize ---- 183115893 ->>183115795 -it's very unsubtle and kind of after-school-special-y but it has memorable characters and is well shot. plus it was very shocking at the time. ---- 183115915 ->>183115812 -name? i can fix her. ---- 183115940 ->>183113616 -i mugged your wife in the parking lot AKA ---- 183115955 ->>183115915 -candace ---- 183116061 -One time some ex-white power guy came to my college to talk about hate and brought up this movie in his lecture. At the end when he fielded questions I asked him what he thought about Jews persecuting the Palestinians and he grumbled a bit and said “humph that’s a political question I won’t be answering it”. Funny to seem him squirm for a second ---- 183116087 ->>183113519 -The best looking girl I ever saw in real life was outside this grocery store. This lighter skinned black dude asked for her number or social media or something and she laughed and said “gross I don’t date brown people” and did air quotes when she said people lmao. I fell in love so hard I started sweating. And watched her walk away and drive off. Regret every day I didn’t take a shot. She was out of my league and I stood little chance but damnit I could have tried. Anyway yes they do exist. Oh also the black dude was so butthurt it was hilarious ---- 183116119 ->>183116061 -how is that a gotcha? neonazis don't care about palestinians. ---- 183116125 ->>183115582 -you are so blatantly a newfag and you are fooling no one ---- 183116163 ->>183116087 ->even in your made up stories about made up women doing made up things you don't get to have made up sex -el oh el ---- 183116173 ->>183116087 -you gotta love a snow bunny with an attitude ---- 183116215 ->>183116087 ->black guy didn’t choke or slap her to death -fake and gay ---- 183116221 ->>183116163 -Anon if you go to the southern US you will see racist Stacey white girls literally everywhere how is that story in any way hard to believe. ---- 183116222 ->>183116087 -I don't know if she is really considered "hot", but there's a story Paris Hilton was flirting with Vin Diesel in a club, and when she saw him in good lighting she started seething because no one told her he was a mutt ---- 183116259 ->>183116215 -I live in a majority white area, they usually know better. Not always obviously, but usually. ---- 183116275 ->>183115955 -i'm not going to fall for that. ---- 183116283 ->>183115033 -Never underestimate niggers ---- 183116303 -kek ---- 183116310 ->>183116222 -Honestly I had to be told vin was a mutt, I never gave it much thought, but he looks close enough so some bald meathead white dudes I just assumed he was Italian or some shit. Now that I know I see it though. For some reason in his younger pics it’s so obvious ---- 183116344 ->>183113616 -Nice blog you fucking faggot ---- 183116347 ->>183111367 (OP) -imagine if they had a child ---- 183116405 ->>183111367 (OP) -fairuza my beloved ---- 183116591 -tummy ---- 183117177 ->>183116310 -It's simple, Vin is very light skinned and doesn't have negroid features. He's probably a quadroon or less. His hair is the biggest tell he has and as soon as he started shaving it, that was lost. -Wentworth Miller being like 45% black, now that is shocking. ---- 183117634 ->>183111367 (OP) -I call her a nigger back and then we violently make out ---- 183117648 ->>183115186 -38, been here since 05 -Don't know where I'll move after the feds decide to close this place. Forums are dead and zoomer social media makes me want to puke ---- 183118113 ->>183114982 -Why didn’t you marry her? ---- 183118404 ->>183116222 ->>183116310 ->>183117177 -Isn't he Scottish-Italian? He has negro blood? ---- 183118515 ->>183111636 -Her and Peta Wilson. ---- 183118606 ->>183113519 -the hottest and highest iq women are insanely racist -i hooked up with a girl who went to school with spielbergs mutt daughter and she sent me like 200 george floyd memes on snap (was in 2020) ---- 183118631 ->>183113698 -Does 4chan have an age limit? ---- 183118708 ->>183111367 (OP) -Why do whites keep thinking about black cock? ---- 183118730 ->>183116222 -Damn she's low IQ he's obviously a mutt in any lighting ---- 183118839 ->>183118708 -nobody but you did that -weird fag ---- 183118878 ->>183113698 -ohnononono fellow laotian besket weavering addicts, he doesn't know ---- 183118930 ->>183113519 -One if my exes hated black people but never said nigger. She's currently being sued by her black maids for racism though ---- 183118959 ->>183118708 -Sup Chang. How’s Canada? ---- 183118972 ->>183118839 -Everytime you say nigger you think about black cock up your ass ---- 183118986 -My whole family is anti-black people ---- 183119009 -I’m white ---- 183119052 ->>183118404 -Thing is, not even he knows his father so it's hard to tell exactly what he is. Taken from wikipedia: ->He has never met his biological father, and has said that "all I know from my mother is that I have connections to many different cultures";[11] Diesel believes that his parents' relationship would have been illegal in parts of the United States due to anti-miscegenation laws.[12] -The part of him being connected to many cultures makes me think his dad was mixed too. And he was raised by his mom and a light-skinned black stepdad, so we know the mom burned the coal but not the darkest one -Then you look at pics of Vin when he was young and realize he's not Italian but a full mutt with nappy hair that passes as Italian or similar. ---- 183119056 ->>183111367 (OP) -Just pull out her animal bull nose ring ---- 183119107 ->>183111391 -P O W E R F U L K ---- 183119147 -I never cared about niggers until they started shoving it into my face and yes im from 2nd world and hadn't seen a black face until i went to uni in my 20s and i had to emigrate to England. In fact before i learnt the word for nigger i already hated the afro-american culture. I like africans. ---- 183119213 ->>183119147 -You should kill yourself racist esl bitch ---- 183119448 ->>183119052 -He just looks like your typical spiclatto ---- 183119733 ->>183115795 -The 90s had some really bizarre anti-racist movies. My favorite is higher learning. It’s set on a college campus and depicts neo nazi skinheads and black panthers enrolled there and getting into race wars on campus. A white girl gets raped and becomes a lesbian. Movie ends with one of the skinheads doing a school shooting and killing Tyra Banks. Absolutely fucking mental it got made and no one called this nonsense out ---- 183119763 ->>183119147 ->I like africans. -Go to Calais or Paris or Palermo or any other city overrun by the simian fucking bastards and you'll change your mind in a hurry. ---- 183119835 ->>183119733 ->one of the skinheads doing a school shooting and killing Tyra Banks -Who was of course played by a jew. ---- 183119877 ->>183113519 ---- 183119944 ->>183111367 (OP) -I prefer Valmont Fairuza ---- 183119959 ->>183116310 -Rashida jones is the most shocking to me ---- 183119970 ->>183119877 -Wife material ---- 183120021 ->>183119877 -my god could she be any hotter ---- 183120050 ->>183113698 -you will be too ---- 183120204 -was she the most underrated and beautiful woman of the 90s? ---- 183120232 ->>183113616 -Epic larp Shlomo ---- 183120236 ->>183119959 -Rashida Jones is too dark, it's obvious she's mixed. She goes beyond the "southern Italian tan" point into black skin, just with white features. ---- 183120492 ->>183111367 (OP) -Imagine how disorienting it would’ve been if you were a boy meets world fan to only see Cory’s dad making racist and anti Semitic statements. LMFAO. ---- 183120654 ->>183116303 -Capital gums and lower case teeth ---- 183120673 ->>183119877 -That switch to English too at the end. I'd fall in love. -Based Caucasus jew-see'ers. ---- 183120681 ->>183113698 -Where do you think we are ---- 183121027 ->>183119877 ->>183120673 ->>183119970 ->>183120021 -has anyone got this with audio? ---- 183121278 ->>183119877 ---- 183121326 ->>183111367 (OP) ->that mouth -She could gobble up my fat dick and balls and still have space left over for more ---- 183121639 ->>183111367 (OP) ->me: ->*blushes* ---- 183121777 ->>183121639 -Bros I'm almost 32 and I still blush from time to time. ---- 183121869 ->>183111630 -Top toast of the bread. ---- 183122013 ->>183113519 - -My GF - -No really, she hates niggas ---- 183122021 ->>183113616 -t.larping nigger obsessed tranny ---- 183122047 ->>183113698 -ive been here since 1998 anon. you are here forever ---- 183122511 ->>183113698 -I'm almost 40 and I've been here since 2009 ---- 183123803 ->>183122021 -How is this a larp? How sad is your life you consider this uncanny? ---- 183123848 ->>183119835 -Jews in the 90s were absolutely obsessed about skinheads and klansmen. They were boogeymen. I’ve literally never seen either in my life ---- 183123929 ->>183113616 -I believe you. ---- 183124128 ->>183111367 (OP) ->>183111614 -cute face ---- 183124529 ->>183111367 (OP) -She looks like she could snap and start biting you at any moment when she smiles but for some reason it's so much hotter to me than any conventionally attractive women ---- 183124573 ->>183113698 -31, been here for 14 years ---- 183125693 ->>183113698 -im 97 ---- 183125813 ->>183111367 (OP) -Cadey Mercury.... ---- 183126096 ->>183111367 (OP) -Hottie in American history X, and humble Sneed goth gf in Waterboy diff --git a/tv/183111463.txt b/tv/183111463.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fcc69b7a86954535a6795bf2fe9cbe9a432c7e54..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111463.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1095 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111463 -Our response? All these delays and it still looks terrible ---- 183111474 ->>183111463 (OP) ->Our response? -just wait for joker 2 and the batman 2. -they will both be kino. ---- 183111496 -Capeshit has truly turned into something uncanny, every shot I see from the latest slop looks like it was made in Turkey or Albania or some other godless shithole. ---- 183111530 ->>183111474 -Both will probably be shit. Joker was good, but it doesn't need a sequel, and The Batman was pure trash. ---- 183111643 ->>183111463 (OP) -Thanks again, George. ---- 183111682 ->>183111530 ->The Batman was pure trash -No it wasn't ---- 183111683 ->>183111463 (OP) -movies with this much cgi should legally be called cartoons ---- 183111718 ->>183111463 (OP) -unlike you i'm not a mentally disabled capeshitterr, so i don't need a response ---- 183111729 -If a business has a street facing entrance they should force them to have the inside open too. I'm sick of places only allowing drive through. ---- 183111741 ->>183111682 -Yes, it was. It was an unintentional comedy that made audiences laugh in embarrassment. ---- 183111761 -No Snydman no diamond ---- 183111763 ->>183111463 (OP) -In many of the scenes when there are several characters together is obvious the actors aren't all present on the same scene and are instead in front a green screen each of them separately acting their part. I've never in my life seen something this bad on a big budget movie. ---- 183111786 -REDEEM THE SIR CUT ---- 183111823 ->>183111682 -It tried to be a mystery movie but it sucked at it. You didn't really need to think as the clues needed weren't shown in prior scenes and had to be freshly dumped out of nowhere everytime the characters ran into a wall. ---- 183111856 ->>183111763 -Have you seen it? ---- 183112099 ->>183111682 -Based retard ---- 183112130 ->>183111682 -smoking garbage ---- 183112189 ->>183111463 (OP) ->I...it's just the trailer ---- 183112195 ->>183111682 ->Riddlers mystery is only solved because the cop has a immigrant parent who worked in carpentry -nice detective film ---- 183112228 ->>183111682 -yes it was. The fact that BATMAN COULDNT FUCKING UNDERSTAND SPANISH or think RATA ALADA actually refers to WINGED RAT is fucking awful. ---- 183112301 ->>183111463 (OP) -Snyderbros... they've completely erased our work ethic and aesthetic... ---- 183112325 ->>183111463 (OP) -Tom said it was kino, I trust him ---- 183112382 ->>183111474 ->just wait for joker 2 and the batman 2. -Yeah just wait for musical with cocksucker Gaga and even more anti-white agenda in Batman 2. ---- 183112531 ->>183111682 -2 characters call batman an idiot when it comes to solving the riddles on 2 separate occasions. Penguin mocks him for being the "world's greatest detective" and Riddler says he's not as smart as he thought he was lmao. ---- 183112584 ->>183111474 -Hahaha... maybe. Pepelookingatyou.jpeg ->>183111463 (OP) -Ofc they had to use batman to lure fanboys, fucking hell ---- 183112626 ->>183111463 (OP) -not even bother with the mask looks like theyre just change affleck face to black ---- 183112722 -I hate fucking seeing batman in broad daylight and this movie does it alot. It's fine in the just league cartoon...but just barely. ---- 183112763 ->>183111682 -it made fun of incels so incels started hating it ---- 183113151 ->>183111463 (OP) -have sex ---- 183113326 ->>183111463 (OP) -Flash is boring, all his villains are the same shit, they run fast and they are a bad version, from the future, negative version or a dark version of him, his secondary characters too, they are all speedsters ---- 183113359 ->>183111682 -Not enough quips for average capeshit audience. ---- 183113374 ->>183113326 -So the sonic franchise? ---- 183113386 ->>183111463 (OP) ->cape shit is used for money laundering -never thought of this but it makes sense ---- 183113404 -Joss League did the best color grading on Batman ---- 183113409 ->>183112626 -Reminds me of the Mexican guy from Better Call Saul ---- 183113510 ->>183111682 -'pure trash' is too generous a review for The Batman ---- 183113571 ->>183112228 ->BATMAN COULDNT FUCKING UNDERSTAND SPANISH -Why would a rich white man of superior Anglo-Saxon descent need to learn such an uncouth third-world lingua franca? ---- 183113670 ->>183111463 (OP) -I mean on one hand it definitely looks awful. But on the other I can't tell it apart from any of the awful looking shit capeshitters normally think is acceptable. ---- 183113768 ->>183111682 -the Post™ that make /tv/ seethe ---- 183114060 ->>183113326 -Literally "h-hayai!" the character ---- 183114198 ->>183113404 ->And I'm Batman! ---- 183114257 ->>183111530 ->Joker was good ->The Batman was pure trash -Holy shit, how can someone be so wrong on all levels? This board has completely gone to the shitters with retards like this ---- 183114287 ->>183111463 (OP) -Will we have cunny Darkseid? ---- 183114336 ->>183111463 (OP) -Based Snyderbros dabbing on these soulless pinheads -#continuethesnyderverse ---- 183114339 ->>183111530 -I'm waiting for Penguin on HBO myself. Hopefully it can fill the hole Gotham left ---- 183114372 -Apologize. ---- 183114375 ->>183113404 -Joss League COST us the greatest Batman. ---- 183114390 ->>183114257 ->all levels - -All of these... ->>183111741 ->>183111823 ->>183112195 ->>183112531 ->>183113510 -Are correct. Keep up retard, it was garbage ---- 183114427 ->>183114257 -Which movie won a Golden Lion and Oscars? Not this one. ---- 183114457 ->>183113326 ->Captain Cold ->Captain Boomerang ->Grodd ->Pied Piper ->Mirror Master ->speedsters -Stop watching the CW. It is not the Flash. ---- 183114458 ->>183111463 (OP) -sick live action xavier renegade angel adaptation though ---- 183114464 ->>183111682 -This is a Marvel board, DCuck. Piss off ---- 183114515 ->>183111463 (OP) ->3 reshootings and variously delays for this -I hope this bankrupts WB ---- 183114549 ->>183111729 -obpitt ---- 183114554 ->>183114464 -Get back to fixing Ethel's PC, Ranjesh ---- 183114559 ->>183111682 ->tries to be the most "realistic" Batman movie while contrasting that by being a cartoony avengers type movie with the riddler flooding the city and silly stuff like Batman smashing his head into a bridge going 100mph as he's gliding - -It's like it wanted to be more "grounded" than Nolan but also over the top like Marvel, and that felt off to me ---- 183114605 ->>183114427 -Not an actual Joker movie either -also ->critics matters when it's comvenint for my console war ---- 183114647 -Some faggot from WB was trying to gaslight me into watching this movie saying that if this is a success the actors from Zack Snyder's DC movies will continue to star in new DC movies in other multiverse type stories, and that this way the Snyderverse will remain alive. - -Told him to fuck off. ---- 183114658 ->>183114559 -I feel like that is exactly the same issue the Nolan movies had though, trying to be realistic but the inherently silly and over the top nature of the material and the villain plans kept giving it weird swerves in tone. But The Batman had sort of a more stylized look and tone going for it so I didn't notice or care about it the way I did in say Dark Knight Rises. ---- 183114702 ->>183111463 (OP) -Mark my words, /tv/. The Flash will be the dying breath of capeshit. The bottom will completely fall out after this movie. ---- 183114728 ->>183114605 -The Italians have taste and they aren't completely Jewed like American media who gave Joker negative reviews and The Batman positive reviews for completely political reasons. Joker was supposedly pro incel while The Batman was anti incel and got extra brownie points for "white privileged assholes." You're a total cuck if you're white and use 4chan and still like that movie. Matt Reeves hates you. His shitty Oscar-bait movie won zero awards. ---- 183114736 -Has anyone noticed that since Snyder left the movies simply haven't been as good? Just look at the box office from Man of Steel to now. It was going up until Justice League released in theaters and then it only decreased. Wonder Woman and Aquaman basically did well and then Snyder officially gets axed. And it's been down hill from there. Look at the box office. I would love to see the universe where the Snyder cut is released in theaters and see those numbers. ---- 183114752 ->>183114647 -What else happened anon tell me ---- 183114766 ->>183114752 -Nothing. WB marketing team is trying everything to make this a success. They are desperate. ---- 183114774 ->>183114728 -He really thought he did something with that scarf. ---- 183114797 ->>183114736 -WB execs are dumb. Nothing new. ---- 183114802 ->>183111463 (OP) ->ohnonono -lmao funny meme so original so not annoying ---- 183114812 ->>183114736 -Snyder is an auteur with a clear vision, and the demise of the DCU after he got forced out is clearly vindication for him ---- 183114831 ->>183111463 (OP) -I'm just not watching that lunatic queer jew anyways ---- 183114909 ->>183111463 (OP) -To say this looks like a video game is an insult to games like Red Dead Redemption 2 and Batman Arkham Knight. This looks like a cutscene from an early 2000's PC game. ---- 183114951 ->>183111463 (OP) -Looks fine to me? Wtf is it with this place and shitting on everything? It doesn't make you fun to talk to, you know. ---- 183114965 ->>183114797 -Flash is not going to go past 500M. DC is doomed ---- 183114987 ->>183111530 -Seethe and dilate ---- 183114993 -How can Snyder show some nice looking still while promoting his little exhibition, but WB can't show anything good for their big-budget movie? - -The pics where Wonder Woman is an immortal warrior during the Crimea War is nothing but Photoshop, since Snyder can't let go of that original idea of his, and it still looks better and realer than whatever OP is. ---- 183115023 ->>183114797 -why'd you leave out joker and the batman ---- 183115031 ->>183114993 -Here it is. Pure Photoshop and it is looks better. ---- 183115032 ->>183111682 ->wants to make a Batman movie about the detective part of his character ->the investigation is shit and he looks like a retard at the end of it ->scene showing that everyone in the city is in fear at night when the batsignal is out ->the first gang he encounter just after the scene act like they never heard of him ->probably the worst car chase scene of the last 10 years ->that horrible Joker cameo in Arkham -It was fucking terrible. ---- 183115039 ->>183114797 -Just for posterity Joker made over $1,200,000.00 and Batman made $766,300.00 ---- 183115055 ->>183115023 -Not part of the shared universe thing they have going on. ---- 183115063 ->>183114728 ->The Italians have taste -So nomadland is good now? ---- 183115083 ->>183115039 ->Batman made $766,300.00 -Wait, it didn't cross 800,00,00? ---- 183115110 ->>183115023 -They're separate from any of the connected universe films. Also, Hamada didn't want either of them made ---- 183115114 ->>183115031 -Why are there fucking Samurais there? ---- 183115154 ->>183112301 ->>183114372 -DC is in total shambles without Snyder. ---- 183115171 ->>183115039 -It's worth noting Joker probably made the biggest pay out of them due to it's budget being only like 50 mil compared to the other high selling DC movies being twice that. ---- 183115184 ->>183115055 -No but they still tell a story. Shazam and Joker were still in the period of curiosity. But by the time Batman came out nobody was enjoying DC like they did before. And to be fair. Batman came out when they were shilling hard for home releases. So maybe the numbers would be different if the movie had only released in theaters and not on HBO too. ---- 183115190 ->>183115031 -Not Photoshop at all ---- 183115204 ->>183115154 -It was in shambles already with Snyder. -His mistake for trying to start a cinematic universe and immediately jumping to trying to do the Death of Superman, introducing Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor, and Batman, and doing TDKR in one movie. ---- 183115209 ->>183115083 -No anon. Home releases are the cope. ---- 183115214 ->>183114605 -It's a marxist propaganda piece ---- 183115226 ->>183111682 -It wasn't all bad but it needed to be great and it wasn't. Pattinson and Farrell and even Wright to a lesser degree (inb4 race seethe; I'm racist but he was a good Gordon) were all great casts stuck in a mediocre movie. It tried to be stylized yet grounded, a detective thriller while also a universe set-up movie, and to make matters worse it fell into the tired trap of modern Hollywood where nothing can be good (the Waynes), and behind anything outwardly noble and aristocratic there lurks this seediness. ---- 183115239 ->>183115190 -The glass photograph Steven took ---- 183115257 ->>183115039 -For posterities sake no the fuck it didn't. ---- 183115275 ->>183111474 -reminder that The Batman made less than Batman v. Superman ---- 183115276 ->>183115190 ->>183115239 -The monochrome Zack took ---- 183115278 ->>183115184 ->>183115209 -What home releases? ---- 183115293 ->>183115239 -They took this from you. ---- 183115326 ->>183115204 -I admit that Snyder's approach wasn't the best for a cinematic universe, which is why I consider his work a stand alone trilogy. He had his own universe and it would have been a five movie saga like Star Wars. DC never seemed to go for much consistency with their "universe," with things like Aquaman contradicting Justice League. All the directors did their own thing. ---- 183115350 ->>183115226 -that’s just how the comics are too, don’t expect good fathers in kike media ---- 183115461 ->>183115326 -Zack Snyder never wanted to do a shared universe. He wanted to do a Man of Steel trilogy and when WB forced his hand he decided to do a small pentalogy focusing on the JL characters. He gave freedom to the other directors, and even helped here and there, but his vision was always for a continuous story, like a comic book arc, that would start with Superman and end with the world getting filled with more and more heroes. ---- 183115463 ->>183115278 -NTA but hollywood studio higherups really dumbfuck of course nobody gonna buy bluray when its simultaneously release on streaming too, -imo they shouldve went this route 6 months after cinema premiere they release bluray then another 6 months on streaming service ---- 183115503 ->>183115114 -Snyder wanted the movie to be set in the Crimean war, warner bros convinced him Americans don't know what a crimea is. ->>183115190 -Pure soul, autistic and wasteful, but soul regardless ---- 183115551 -I'm secretly gay but if I post it in this thread nobody will see it. ---- 183115636 ->>183115350 ->Thomas Wayne, Jor-El, Jonathan Kent, Uncle Ben, and Jack Murdock are all great comic book father figures created by Jews. -It's definitely a recent development. ---- 183115659 ->>183115204 -They wanted him to do Batman v Superman. He intended Man Of Steel to be the first of 5 chapters or something introducing the universe properly, but Warner Bros said "just copy the MCU" and he had to do it ---- 183115669 ->>183115276 -Golda Meir biopic when ---- 183115677 ->>183115461 -You could even here in the interview before BvS. It wasn't planned but once the words "what about Batman fighting Superman" left someone's mouth they immediately started working on that. You can tell by the way Wonder Woman is just kind of slapped in there that she was a late addition. ---- 183115718 ->>183111682 -It was 3 hours of nothing. ---- 183115726 ->>183115461 -Reminder that Christopher Nolan, Zack Snyder, and Russell Crowe were excited to do a prequel to MoS set back in Krypton and focused on Jor-El, but WB execs said no to that. - -This idea later turned into that Krypton show, by David S. Goyer, but it wasn't the same thing anymore. Geoff Johns also ruined that show. ---- 183115742 ->>183115659 -WB basically fucked him at every turn. The most heinous and nefarious treatment i've seen from a company. The fact that they let the Snyder Cut release was only because they didn't expect it to do as well. ---- 183115746 ->>183115461 -I think he always wanted to do Batman for the MoS sequel, since he almost put a scene of Kryptonite being delivered to Wayne Manor for that movie. And there is the little tease with the Wayne Enterprises satellite. ---- 183115803 ->>183115746 -That came from WB President, and they were pushing for Christian Bale to be the one to receive the case with the kryptonite at his door's steps. That was their big idea for a post-credits scene for MoS. - -That's when Christopher Nolan gave an interview saying that real movies don't have any post-credits scene, which pissed off a lot of directors that worked for the MCU. Nolan also quit his role as a producer there and then. ---- 183115851 ->>183111682 -The batmobile was cool -Everything else sucked ---- 183115878 ->>183111682 -woke gay bullshit -And I'm black btw ---- 183115895 ->>183115726 -krypton is totally irrelevant to superman, just tacked on kike shit, snyder’s takes on all these characters were horrible ---- 183115908 ->>183115803 ->>183115746 -Oh, yeah. We almost had a cross-over between Man of Steel and the Dark Knight Trilogy. They wanted Christian Bale bad and when Bale said no they even tried to get Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ---- 183115921 ->>183115803 -That's interesting, I didn't know that. The logo on the satellite is the one from the Nolan movies, after all. ---- 183115925 ->>183111474 ->>183111463 (OP) -maybe if they didn't rob the batman of cinematography nomination WB would be less inclined to make further movies look like garbage ---- 183116012 ->>183115636 -Created but not expanded upon. When they created superman they just killed off his parents. There was no pa kent to teach clark anything. ---- 183116021 ->>183115925 -Wow, what epic cinematography! It's so dark that you can barely see anything! ---- 183116128 ->>183115239 -Holy kino, we didn't know how good we had it with Snyder ---- 183116207 ->>183115239 -absolute soul -meanwhile Marvel would have just slapped on a greenscreen and called it a day ---- 183116246 ->>183111643 -The weak should fear the strong ---- 183116366 ->>183114951 -You're an idiot, that's all ---- 183116413 ->>183111682 -Based ---- 183116435 ->>183111682 -Lolling at these seething contrarian replies -/tv/ really is fucking moronic ---- 183116584 ->>183115204 -Kill yourself now holy shit fucking marcelfag ---- 183116616 ->>183112228 -Are you retarded -He figures out that Rata Alada is a winged rat in the scene that it's brought up -I don't know how some people unironically think that Penguin throwing "Batman" as an answer out is relevant at all, it's literally the very next scene that Batman realizes the real meaning of the bad Spanish and puts it into action -The only thing he missed due to his "bad Spanish" was that Riddler made the Spanish wrong on purpose to lead him to spelling out "U R L" ---- 183116662 ->>183116435 -You're really quite stupid if you can't figure out why Jew media critics gave this piece of shit positive reviews. ---- 183116757 ->>183116616 ->"rat with wings....must be a pigeon!" says man dressed as a BAT ---- 183116908 ->>183116757 -First, maybe if you read the words on the image you'll realize that Batman isn't the one that jumps to the pigeon conclusion, it's Alfred -Second, -https://www.mediamatic.net/en/page/380912/the-rat-with-wings-a-history ---- 183117012 ->>183116908 ->um batman isnt smart enough to make the connection to his own symbol sweetie ---- 183117134 ->>183117012 -There's no connection retard, did you actually watch the movie or are you just going off /tv/ posts to fill the plot in -Batman was never the answer to the riddle at any point which takes like 20 seconds of critical thinking to arrive at ->Riddler was literally sending him messages to help him further the investigation ->Riddler is only targeting the corrupt, which Gordon and Batman aren't ->by the time of Coulson's murder he LITERALLY tells Batman that he wants to do things WITH him -And most importantly ->Batman KNOWS he's not a rat, he's the most secluded person in all of Gotham ---- 183117178 ->DC has gotten so bad people are nostalgic for Snyder -Just wrap it up at this point. ---- 183117259 ->>183117134 -i think youre stupid. it DIDNT mean pigeon, it DIDNT mean the penguin. he was saying BAT. after the car chase the penguin literally laughs at him and tells him it means bat. - -in the real world, bats are ALSO known as rats with wings. flying rodents. so you are wrong on both fronts ---- 183117509 ->>183117259 ->literally wrong about everything, including points that my previous posts addressed -I guess this is what they call gaslighting ---- 183117584 ->>183113326 ->they run fast and they are a bad version -That's CW reusing the same old "evil speedster" character, when the main Flash villains have nothing to do with speed. ---- 183117626 ->>183117509 -why are you even defending a movie you didnt watch ---- 183117690 ->>183117626 -Why are you attacking a movie you didn't watch ---- 183117704 ->>183111474 ->The Batman -Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh no no no no. -Not only a shit movie but a shit Batman movie as well. ---- 183117804 ->>183115851 ->The Batmobile is a muscle car in black. -Whoa! So cool. ---- 183118155 ->>183111463 (OP) -what is the target audience for movie? are people still into the DCEU? even marvel is falling off hard because of how saturated the market has become. especially now with an anti-consumer sentiment amongst young people... after shazam, this thing is definitely going to flop. - -dark and gritty is in, marvel slop is out. ---- 183118295 ->>183118155 -It's definitely going to flop. It's been delayed three or four times already, multiple reshoots, superhero fatigue and Ezra being a psycho all add up to this being an absolute clusterfuck. Didn't help that they fucked up one of the most well known comic stories in recent times and cast some frumpy dyke as Supergirl. ---- 183118296 ->>183111530 -The Batman where Batman is the most useless and irrelevant character of the movie. Could have been called Gotham or something instead of The Batman. ---- 183118416 ->>183118295 ->one of the most well known comic stories in recent times -That doesn't mean it was a good story. ---- 183118745 ->>183111530 ->Batman was pure trash. -It wasn't perfect or anything but it certainly wasn't trash. Every scene with the Riddler was great. ---- 183118813 ->>183118745 ->The Riddler acting like a redditor is good -Lol. K ---- 183118889 ->>183118813 ->/tv/ when they get parodied by capeshit ---- 183118916 ->>183118745 -Maybe as an unintentional comedy. Riddler was quite literally the very worst part of the entire movie. His acting out cringed Lex from BvS. ---- 183118948 ->>183112531 ->penguin mocks him for being the world's greatest detective -You are a retard who doesn't understand the scene. Batman didn't made a mistake in not understanding spanish, he made a mistake in underestimating the riddler and thinking he could have made a mistake ---- 183118954 ->>183118916 -Are you still seething about BvS failing ---- 183118979 ->>183118948 -If you're talking to the same retard I was, then there's no hope in convincing him since he hasn't even watched the movie ---- 183118998 ->>183112228 -Why would Batman speak spanish? ---- 183119031 ->>183118954 ---- 183119053 ->>183119031 -So you are seething, good to know. ---- 183119062 ->>183118998 -Batman is supposed to know a lot of languages, Spanish being one of the most basic. ---- 183119084 ->>183119053 ---- 183119111 ->>183119084 ->My heckin corporino won xDDDD -Lol ---- 183119129 ->>183119111 -The point is that if BvS failed, then The Batman outright flopped. ---- 183119132 ->>183114736 -I have noticed the movies haven’t been good since Snyder’s daughter killed herself. ---- 183119171 ->>183119129 -Not really. Different budgets and expectations. How underage are you ---- 183119182 -Reminder that the car chase scene from The Batman is so shitty that at one point Batman's cars is actually flying because of editing errors. ---- 183119237 ->>183118954 -I just said Lex was cringe too, just that Riddler was orders of magnitude cringier. ---- 183119276 ->>183119171 -Everyone thought The Batman was going to make a billion, until it didn't. Then the coping started. ---- 183120489 ->>183115239 -I really want to see this movie - -Anyways - -CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES -CUMMIES IN MY TUMMY -TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY -TUMMY FOR MY CUMMIES -CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES -CUMMIES IN MY TUMMY -Bring back the Nolan cut ---- 183120689 ->>183119276 -Budget for The Batman ballooned after all the delays, but Reeves/Battinsonfags still act like it was a huge hit. ---- 183120892 ->>183115275 -no surprise. the batman released during covid. BvS was the first time superman and batman were in a film together. ---- 183120900 ->>183120689 -It's getting a completely standalone sequel and TV series while the Snyderverse is a dead laughingstock and James Gunn spins out his epic Twitterverse so making fun of Reeves/Battinsonfags really rings hollow. ---- 183120944 ->>183111682 -only /tv/ hates this movie. no clue why. it was great. ---- 183120997 ->>183120944 -It literally made audiences laugh with its unintentional comedy. -https://youtu.be/IOUs4BiLNHg [Embed] ---- 183121001 ->>183120689 -coming after snydershit it's a miracle it earned anything ---- 183121045 ->>183115239 -Why is Wonderwoman holding a bunch of heads? ---- 183121112 ->>183111463 (OP) -Nice sawtoothing ---- 183121134 ->>183121045 -Because she cut them off. ---- 183121191 ->>183116584 -Non of use here have a no reason to commit suicide, unlike Snyder’s kid ---- 183121269 ->>183118295 -This bitch looks disgusting ---- 183121349 ->>183120892 ->>183121001 -Bad cope. Joker made a billion coming after Snyder and during covid. ---- 183121379 ->>183121349 -lmao no it didn’t ---- 183121399 -What the fuck were they thinking? ---- 183121413 ->>183111682 -Yes pajeet, it was. Batman is a fucking retard through the whole movie, thank god there was POC Catwoman to save his ass. ---- 183121465 ->>183115190 -Why am I in the background? ---- 183121505 ->>183121413 -No, Suresh, it wasn’t ---- 183121538 ->>183121269 - -I am confused isn't Supergirl a hot blond girl? ---- 183121547 ->>183118295 -This, It's almost like they set this movie up so years from now it can become a trivia. ---- 183121565 ->>183121505 -PFFFT... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---- 183121571 ->>183121538 -Elseworlds ---- 183121599 ->>183121565 -sir, do the needful ---- 183121621 -What a downgrade. ---- 183121641 ->>183121538 -This is the alternate Earth where they don't want the audience to mistake her for Captain Marvel. ---- 183121643 ->>183121505 -I don't belong to your kind, street shitter. Now hush, or don't. I won't be wasting any more time debating with an indian mongoloid about a GARBAGE movie anyways. ---- 183121651 -sirs... ---- 183121654 ->>183121599 -Yes, only a retarded Indian could swallow this garbage and think it's good. ---- 183121701 ->>183121565 -LMAO this is on the same level of that Rey fighting scene, if not worse. holy shit those movies really can't get anything right. ---- 183121714 ->>183113326 ->speedsters -more like sneedsters ---- 183121937 ->>183115190 -SOVL ---- 183122060 ->>183121538 -Neckslut ---- 183122234 ->>183111786 -I wish we'd get the Suicide Squad director's cut. I want to know what could have been... ---- 183122267 ->>183115551 -Truuue! ---- 183122525 ->>183115239 -> wasting all that resources on some jewish hag -HA ---- 183122708 ->>183111463 (OP) -Are you telling me they can no longer afford a Batman mask, and instead have to CGI it? ---- 183122840 -The movie is giving me Black Adam vibes. But everyone into DC already knows about Ezra Miller. It’s a shame the gay execs hired him and used the movie for Affleck and Keaton. Out of all the people in the world why would you choose Ezra Miller? ---- 183123301 ->>183115023 -They're not part of the shared universe is why. ---- 183123401 ->>183111682 -true, my favorite movie of all time. ---- 183123519 ->>183123401 ->my favorite movie of all time. ---- 183123615 ->>183117259 -But it doesnt, the riddle is an url. What the fuck are you even talking about. ---- 183123749 ->>183116662 ->muh jewish conspiracy! -seek mental help. ---- 183123826 ->>183111530 -What an awful fucking take. -The Batman was solid. ---- 183123867 ->>183123826 -Solid turd, that is! ---- 183123939 ->>183119132 -Lmao i remember how much he didnt care too. Hes all smiles and was like sighhh i gotta take a break now I guess.. -His daughter knew he didnt give a fuck about her ---- 183124011 ->>183111496 -Turkish superhero knock-offs actually have soul, this looks soulless as fuck. ---- 183124094 ->>183111682 -Reeves Batman was the dumbest Batman ever. ---- 183124168 ->>183121269 -DC fags help me out, if Superman was the last surviving dude of Krypton, how is there a super girl ---- 183124318 ->>183111463 (OP) -This movie has a 300 million dollar budget. ---- 183124355 ->>183111682 -You're not wrong, the only reason people here hate it so much is because of Catwoman's white males line and you all know it. All else is rationalization. ---- 183124467 ->>183111682 -holy shit why so many replies? he's not even wrong ---- 183124515 ->>183111682 -Yes, it was. It was terrible. A Batman movie for Twitter faggots that find Batman problematic. ---- 183124934 ->>183122708 -They CGI’d it because Affeck refuses to do his own stunts. It’s not actually him on the bike. ---- 183124984 ->>183112189 -This isn’t a trailer, it’s low res video taken from YouTube ad spots -It’s not even HD ---- 183125308 ->>183124934 -Affleck really is the opposite of Tom Cruise ---- 183125499 ->>183114797 -Shazam 2, Blue Beetle, Flash and Aquaman 2 are still Hamada tho. Gunnverse starts with cartoon about some literally who team ---- 183125517 ->>183114797 -Feels like I made NoMoneyAtAll ---- 183125623 ->>183125499 -Shazam 2 was produced by Peter Safran and was promoted by James Gunn, who called the movie great and even had his wife and personal friend appear in the post-credits scene. -Blue Beetle was produced by Safran again and Gunn is promoting the film saying it takes place in his new universe. -Aquaman 2 was produced by Safran also and Gunn will be promoting that too. - -The Flash is the only movie where you can say it is a Walter Hamada's production, but even that had some changes brought by Gunn. Gunn cut several scenes from it and even added some new scenes. ---- 183125658 ->>183115190 -too bad he's photographing gal gadot ---- 183125755 ->>183121349 ->we’re writing our own history now -can’t believe endgame made 4 billion in a pandemic. epic! ---- 183125766 ->>183111682 -Nah, it was pretty boring and try hard. The only part of the movie I felt engaged by was the end fight in the arena rafters. ---- 183125872 ->>183111682 -The Force Awakens of Batman movies. ---- 183125899 ->>183113571 ->world's greatest detective ->master of multiple languages and martial arts ->doesn't know basic Spanish nouns, even when one of them is a fucking cognate, and needs an outside party to solve this most intricate part or the mystery ---- 183125978 ->>183125623 -Flash is the only one that has my curiosity because of the time travel/multiverse shenanigans. But it looks severely unfinished. Also is just starting the DCU which isn't really a full reboot anyway. The whole thing is meh. I will probably get more enjoyment by rewatching Smallville or 90's Lois and Clark. ---- 183125990 ->>183112722 -This. Batman's got Bruce Wayne shit to do during the day. If it's night in Gotham's timezone, whatever. But Batman is the angry night manager of the JL. ---- 183126061 ->>183114605 ->>critics matters when it's comvenint for my console war -lmao, this. The only thing I've learned from critics is when they hate something it probably means it's actually good. ---- 183126378 ->>183114909 ->early 00s -DCUO was 2011. ->friends and I all get DCUO ->they all make villains ->I make a hero ->Batman analog I called NightKnight ->buddies are about to run a dungeon ->find them chilling on a rooftop ->stealth up to them ->1v5 my whole friend group ->they all start bitching about some batman faggot tryhard ganking them all ->mfw I tell them that was me ->mfw I've got a Super Saiyan on the Switch port now ---- 183126634 ->>183120944 -It's one samefag. ---- 183126780 ->>183126634 ->It's one samefag. -Whatever helps you sleep at night. ---- 183126785 ->>183111530 -what are you showing me?! Comaaaaaaaaan ---- 183127005 ->>183114993 ->>183115031 ->>183115190 ->>183115239 -Hate Snyder all you want but at least he had a unique style compared to the goyslop that Hollywood churns out. ---- 183127012 ->>183124168 -Current "Rebirth" canon - -Current Origin - -Kara was born in Argo City to Zor-El and Alura In-Ze. During Kara's naming ceremony, her uncle Kru-El attempted to kill her father and her uncle, Jor-El, intending to take control of the House of El for himself. However, the attempt was not successful, and Kru-El was arrested before being sentenced to the Phantom Zone. - -As she grew, Kara developed a keen interest in history. As such, she became an avid student of the teacher and historian Catar-Ol. - -Argo City survived Krypton's destruction as a result of the efforts of her father, though many of its citizens perished. Though her mother Alura survived the initial destruction, she was eventually as a result radiation poisoning as the minerals in the soil beneath Argo slowly became Kryptonite. Ever the scientist, Zor-El created a solution; he would mass-produce lead shields and spread them over every inch of exposed land in Argo. Every hand was required to complete this massive task, including Kara's. The task was long and ardous, and by its completion, only five thousand citizens survived out of the initial eighteen thousand, and many who survived were still slowly dying of radiation exposure from before the lead shield was completed. - -In the next year, she continued to survive in the slowly dying city, living a relatively solitary life. However, as stellar debris hit the exterior of the unsteerable Argo, it penetrated the city's air bubble, and asteroid fragments rained down on the city, penetrating the lead shield they had struggled so hard to build, dooming the survivors of Argo. - -Desperate, her father salvaged what was left of the lead shield and his own creations and built a rocket capable of carrying a singular passenger, and used it to send his daughter out into the cosmos, leaving her as the the sole known survivor of Argo.[2] - -Kara eventually arrived on Earth at some point during the early years of her cousin Kal-El's career as Superman. ---- 183127068 ->>183111463 (OP) -The Arkham games have better textures. Even the PS3 ones. ---- 183127153 ->>183111474 ->the batman 2 -they're not really doing this, are they...? ---- 183127226 -I liked The Batman. I thought it was the best Batman movie around, unironically. ---- 183127255 ->>183121654 -The Snyder Cut pajeets and the fags demanding movies be issued patches and redos are The Gamers™ of the kino medium. -https://youtu.be/b-xhu0Sw_88 [Embed] ---- 183127435 ->>183127255 -go back faggot ---- 183127436 ->>183125623 -Promoting a movie does not count as making it, retard. - -Do you expect Gunn to say “Nah. Shazam 2 is shit. Don’t see it”. - -He’s friends with WB and promotes all their movies. - -They are still Harmada’s films. You Harmada shill ---- 183127480 ->>183125978 ->rewatching Smallville or 90's Lois and Clark. ---- 183127646 ->>183111682 -based ---- 183127801 ->>183111682 ---- 183127836 ->>183127801 ---- 183127883 ->>183127836 ---- 183128450 ->>183113409 -Doesn't exactly narrow it down... ---- 183128552 ->>183127883 -this is funny ---- 183128662 -just here to see if DC movie fans are still as schizophrenic as ever and I must say I have not been disappointed ---- 183128699 ->hurr why does shitty youtube video look blurry ---- 183128978 ->>183111682 -It would've been better if it didn't have Selina Kyle. ---- 183129085 ->>183127883 ->Mysterious Voice, "I'm being paid as a featured extra" ---- 183129121 -I have nothing but contempt for this movie. Comicfag here, I'm sorry Hollywood has flooded the film industry with these shitty adaptations. I love The Flash, but what I don't like is a shitty movie with a bad actor using absolutely nothing from the material in question. No Flash villains are in this, hell, you can't even call this a Flash story. It's more of a half ass justification of the DCEU with Burton Batman nostalgia pandering. Where's Eobard Thawne? The Rogues? Gorilla Grodd? Now we'll have to wait YEARS much like Green Lantern because producers always blame the material. - -Anyway if anyone cares to know about the character, fun facts, villains, or whatever, just ask. I like explaining this kind of thing. Fuck this movie ---- 183129214 ->>183111682 -I liked it and agree with you. Everyone who says it's trash are plebs ---- 183129345 ->>183115878 ->woke ->using reactionary right wing chud words -No your not black, you’re a nigger who wants to go back on the slave plantation. ---- 183129422 ->>183129121 -No one cares retard. You already got a 9 seasons series of flash, and the first 2 seasons will be better than whatever shit you will ever get in the big screen from Flash. I assume at this point even season 3-5 will be better than whatever Flash shit hits the screen in your lifetime. ---- 183129442 ->>183111682 -We still discuss TDK and TDKR. Do we discuss The Batman? Hell no. ---- 183129466 ->>183129345 -Sorry, but the plantation guys were democrats. - -Also Armond White said that Disney its the one who has the modern plantation for niggers. So if you want to escape the plantation you have to join the chuds. ---- 183129501 ->>183129422 -The TV show is shit too, you fucking casual. God forbid I want good a Flash adaptation ---- 183129625 ->>183129501 -I never said it was good you /co/mbler troon. I said its the best you will ever get from Flash in your lifetime. ---- 183129673 ->>183129625 -I would rather get nothing than more shit ---- 183129715 ->>183129345 ->leftist finds out a black person disagrees with them ->YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A STUPID NIGGER -every single time ---- 183129768 ->>183129673 -Good, because thats what you get after this movie. Nothing. -Serves right for such a shit character with terrible supporting cast and villains. Oh great, we have 340000 flashes, what a nice flash family! ->but le attosecondmemery! ->but he has like 300000 campy villains -And no more than 2 of thsoe villains ever got a decent story. To compare the villains with Spiderman's, X-men or Batman's is being full contrarian. He doesnt even have a Superman tier villain set. ---- 183129822 ->>183129768 -Anon I have a question: Why try and start an argument with me? I don't hate you, nor do I feel the need to get angry over what you're trying to do. How's your day going, man? Hope it's well. ---- 183130152 -Reminder that due to constant reshoots, the movie's budget currently stands at 500m (1 billion with marketing) ---- 183130218 ->>183130152 -When were the constant reshoot? -I thought Ezra was on the run from the police last year, how did they do constant reshoots? ---- 183130249 ->>183130218 -They did an entire cut of the movie with chris evans as The Flash, then they did another version with CGI Ezra, and then reshot everything again when Ezra was proven innocent ---- 183130254 ->>183129121 -I'm not a fan in general of these "franchise maintenance" movies. It worked ONCE with Days of Future Past, and only because it was the original director returning to set a franchise back to where it was before he left and the series nosedived. Even there? That movie is not exactly spectacular. - -It just feels so cynical to be making these movies where the central conceit is "They do some time travel and it erases all the parts of the universe that we don't like". - -I do think it makes sense to open Flash with Flashpoint, only in the sense that these types of movies typically go for the most famous storylines for the first movie. But it does definitely suck that it feels like yet another polluted Zack Snyder example of "Now this character's big screen debut will always be linked to this bullshit take". - -It feels like none of these characters will ever have that titanic big screen debut and reverence that characters like Spider-Man, Batman and Superman were given. ---- 183130295 ->>183130249 -He wasnt innocent, hes just jewish and above the law. ---- 183130428 ->>183130295 ->hasn’t researched any of the bullshit allegations -say it’s “da Jews” all you want, but if you look into it Ezra wasn’t the actual bad guy in that saga ---- 183130507 ->>183130254 -But this isn't even Flashpoint, as it doesn't do ANYTHING fun from that overrated story ->No Thomas Wayne ->No Atlantis vs Themyscira ->No Reverse Flash -This is dumb. At least no Flash material was wasted here. ---- 183130607 ->>183130507 ->Keaton is way better than that fag Snyder cast as Thomas ->Zod invasion is cooler -I’ll give you being bummed about no Reverse Flash but I’m not entirely convinced the other Flash isn’t actually him, he wears yellow in every scene, it can’t be a coincidence ---- 183130891 ->>183130254 ->Even there? That movie is not exactly spectacular. -DoFP is top 10 capeshit and better than anything the MCU ever did. ---- 183130991 ->>183130891 -yea it's not exactly spectacular ---- 183131019 ->>183130607 ->Thinking rehashing shit from two existing movies is better than doing something original. -What a shit take. This is why I hope the writer striking right now fucking starve to death. ---- 183131175 ->>183111474 -There is absolutely no chance in hell that Matt reeves the Batman 2 will be a good film, absolutely ZERO chance, I would bet money on that. And the chances that the joker 2 will be good are about 50/50. James Gunns DCU will almost definitely be hot trash and the Disney products are all failing and collapsing. Capeshit and starshit is over. The NCU might have minor success with kids, but those will be even more mediocre than the MCU movies. There is absolutely nothing interesting coming out in Hollywood. It’s too woke, too formulaic, too much of a cash grab. Western entertainment on all levels is 100% lost. The Batman was trash. Pattinson was good in it but the director sucks dick and balls and asshole as well. ---- 183131188 ->>183130507 -It actually feels to me like an improvement in that regard. Plus it's usually cinematic touchstones which I think makes it more compelling. - -Like I don't like Man of Steel, but the Zod stuff from it was probably the most memorable element of that take. It establishes stakes well to be like ->It's like all the destructive shit from Man of Steel, but we don't have Superman here to help. -Batfleck was never well fleshed out or established so his Thomas Wayne wouldn't have felt significant, whereas having an old Michael Keaton Batman is not only a great nostalgia boost but fulfills that old Batman role well. - -Then I also think having Supergirl instead of emaciated Superman is a smart move. Gets a pretty girl in the cast and she still feels like an underdog. Not only a weaker version of Superman, but the closest thing the team has to a heavy hitter in that regard, still having to fight the same threat he did. - -Plus I agree with >>183130607 There's no way they're introducing two flashes unless there's some kind of throw to an Evil Flash at some point. ---- 183131265 ->>183111682 -Moody shit emo batman -Riddler is just JIGSAW From the movie SAW ripoff -Always dark as fuck. Bad lighting -Shitty action. ---- 183131286 ->>183130607 ->I’m not entirely convinced the other Flash isn’t actually him, he wears yellow in every scene, it can’t be a coincidence -That's because he WAS the Reverse Flash in an earlier cut. He became just another Barry in the reshoots. So now it's just Flash of Two Worlds with some bits of Flashpoint. ---- 183131329 ->>183124355 -Emo shitty batman. There's no Bruce Wayne anywhere. Just emo edgy batman and emo edgy goth Bruce Wayne. -Home are the days of the playboy Bruce Wayne. -Always dark. Always raining. Always emo ---- 183131401 ->>183114736 -The movies weren't good when Snyder was here either. ---- 183131478 ->>183115190 ->took this on my monochrome ->picture is in color -wat? ---- 183131544 ->>183123749 -I like how you jews don't even try to hide it anymore ---- 183131733 -WAIT THE TRIALER IS OUT? ---- 183131810 ->>183131733 -No, not until next week on the 25th. Trailer 2 goes live right after the CinemaCon screening. - -There’s some low res YouTube ad spots people ripped and are spreading screenshots of around. ---- 183131889 ->>183114372 -I'm sorry he was hired. ---- 183131950 ->>183113571 -You will never write a Quixote. Shakespeare is trash btw. ---- 183131988 ->>183130428 -Ezra was trying to brainwash eomeone into the alphabet cult. He is wrong no matter what. ---- 183132207 ->>183130428 -What actually happened? ---- 183132251 ->>183131988 -except he literally wasn’t, the Indian girl was already a lesbian for years. they weren’t even having sex, just hanging out in a large friend group working on music ---- 183132468 ->>183132207 -he had a mental breakdown and did some dumb petty shit, and as it happened a connected group of violent minorities/grifters/a years-ongoing stalker he had a restraining order taken out on linked up to try and extort WBD and drive Ezra to suicide with fake allegations -This is a good aggregate of how it all shook out and what actually happened: https://www.craft.do/s/BMWsuQ3guhRY5P ---- 183132490 ->>183131810 ->standalone film ->plastering batman all over the advertising -lmao ---- 183132572 ->>183132468 -Thanks Anon! ---- 183132707 -we were so close... ---- 183133260 ->>183115171 -how the fuck did it cost 50 mill to make? is it all just going into phillips and phoenix's pockets? ---- 183133349 ->>183111463 (OP) ->Flash movie where Ezra Miller plays two of the lead roles, and the big bad -did anyone ever have any faith in this being anything other than awful? lol ---- 183133434 ->>183124467 -He's completely wrong. It was so shitty on so many levels it's hard to even get started. ->no need for Colin Farrel since there are better actors and he's unrecognizable ->Batman has absolutely no presence at all, looks like a cosplayer trying to act tough especially around cops ->plot is absurd and retarded, even more so than Nolan's plots ->nobody acts worth a shit because the dialogue is so bad it's impossible to even try, again, even compared to Nolan ->shots and cinematography is awful across the board ->the gopro scene ---- 183133436 ->>183133349 -being a tranny schizo doesn’t make someone a bad actor -dude has always been capable of giving a good performance, Snyder just sucked at directing actors ---- 183133464 -I've said it before and I'll say it forever. If Snyder isn't involved, I refuse to watch it. WB will die as a company for what it did. ---- 183133629 ->>183111463 (OP) -Keaton is so out of place. It’s just weird. ---- 183133635 ->>183111761 -You're kidding right? That cyborg guy's head floating above a metal cgi body was pure nightmare fuel. Uncanny af. ---- 183133642 ->>183113326 -The Rogues are good because they're just a bunch of blue-collar schmoes with ray guns, exploding jack-in-the-boxes and occasionally one of them is a magician from the future up against a guy who can run faster than light. Speedster villains are the weakest part of the Flash so I don't know why they keep using them other than being able to make it a cheap CG fest. ---- 183133660 ->>183133436 -i wasn't even talking about the real life shit, i mean his Barry Allen was by far the worst part of the Justice League movie. even during the big awesome fuckin' scene where he reverses time, he wouldn't just shut the fuck up and run. he had to keep saying cringey shit. ---- 183133701 ->>183133464 -You're not a real Snyder fan. diff --git a/tv/183111485.txt b/tv/183111485.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b6223566c05c6ea9cc7aee0dec593f4f266e5e60..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111485.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111485 ->a black homeless guy was harassing me for some change, I eventually relented and gave him a dollar, he said "thanks chief" and fist-bumped me. Do I have aids now? ---- 183111524 ->>183111485 (OP) -Yes ---- 183111551 ->>183111485 (OP) -Who are you quoting? ---- 183111556 ->>183111485 (OP) ->I eventually relented -You have to either give him a $20 right off the bat or not give anything at all. -Now you're a mark ass bitch. ---- 183111557 -Who are you quoting. ---- 183111572 ->>183111485 (OP) -NIGGA I CANT BUY CRACK WITH A DOLLAH BITCH ASS WHITE BOY ---- 183111594 ->>183111485 (OP) ->giving homeless people money and not food -Lmao ---- 183111800 ->>183111594 ->>183111572 -giving them money = you're giving them the power to choose. -if they buy crack it'll just kill them faster (esp since fent contamination is more common now) so they won't be a problem for you anyway. if they actually use it to buy food they can portion it out. I've seen too many libs buy one homeless person an entire fucking rotisserie chicken diff --git a/tv/183111501.txt b/tv/183111501.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b9258982df098686e1749c32c0ee11abbc4c7584..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111501.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111501 -most nazis were extremely cowardly backstabbers. Very few died with dignity or didn't rat out their comrades for a better deal. Even those who later killed themselves like Goring and Himmler backstabbed Hitler hard and tried to strike a better deal with the Allies in exchange. Keep in mind that the star of the SS and "Hitler's favorite commando" Otto Skorzeny became a Mossad hitman and killed escaped Nazis for the Israeli regime. - -Another fun fact: Of the 16 million German men who served in the Wehrmacht and SS in WW2 12 million surrendered and Germany never had a relevant post-occupation resistance movement of any kind when even places like Ethiopia and Albania managed to have one - -The only other occupied state with this level of subservience was Japan, but that at least had their deified Emperor tell them to stand down. Hitler meanwhile told the Germans to fight to the last, and they all ignored it and collaborated with their occupiers to the fullest extent possible - -Does the movie accurately portray this? diff --git a/tv/183111514.txt b/tv/183111514.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 35f3d902177255b42e98a21116450a5fabb0d0b0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111514.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111514 -Poor guy just trying to get home from work ---- 183111548 ->Oh man, I forgot about our anniversary, I didn't get her anything, God please kill me ---- 183111600 ->>183111514 (OP) diff --git a/tv/183111523.txt b/tv/183111523.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ef08fbeb8d64942022fad18fd5b4ecef2b687532..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111523.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111523 -What I wouldn't give to bash his head in with a bottle of Jack Daniels and stab him repeatedly in the throat with the broken bottle until his BAC raises enough for him to die from alcohol poisoning if the blunt trauma and open wounds didn't get him first, in minecraft. diff --git a/tv/183111543.txt b/tv/183111543.txt deleted file mode 100644 index af089681ed2035de9c734d727fdd89c67e2b9e9e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111543.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111543 -This was fucking shit ---- 183111561 -filtered ---- 183111860 ->>183111561 -Kys diff --git a/tv/183111583.txt b/tv/183111583.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9cf84270ec472c1d17014ba7d7eaabdbfe683f67..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111583.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111583 -Best fat kin0s? diff --git a/tv/183111593.txt b/tv/183111593.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 11346fe8c98b86b7ed812376aad2787453f62b07..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111593.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111593 -Tl;dgaf -6.5/10 -It got a little something for everyone -Tis my first lynch film. -Feels like you people are sucking this guy's dick for no reason -> this is not a bait thread i genuinely want to understand the appeal of this director - -The good: -> rabbits are mvp (i remember seeing a long video with these rabbit long ago and it was better than this movie albeit short in comparison) -> whore theme is lit, many themes are great, what i got from it myself was mostly surrounding the concept of dissonance, clearest example is audiance laughs at mundane rabbit actions and horror music plays when sue gets the role (which is a very happy moment) -> beautifully constructed scares (these range between 8-10/10) -> moderately thrilling - -The bad: -> I really (really) like complex narratives but this one is just non-coherent, which is an attempted aesthetic, it was intentional, it just doesn't work. -> aside from lead (and based terry with his chink) no character really stood out, scary polish grandma had her one liner and chink had a spooky tale but that sums it up -> 3 hours is too long desu -> saw lynch speaking about the making of this film, he gets an idea and goes straight to filming it until it feels right in its own bubble, this is very interesting on paper but i regard this as a failed attempt at using this formula. -> cinematography in general could've been better -> lo-fi visuals is a stupid gimmick (fight me morons). - -Any other lynch suggestions (that arent black and white hipster noirs like eraserhead) would be welcome. ---- 183111620 -Also this ---- 183112071 -Shameless bump diff --git a/tv/183111627.txt b/tv/183111627.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1b7c888b5204cc98523f32483d5e44c625502283..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111627.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111627 ->A siege is deadly dull. I wanted to see this stump of yours and hear whatever excuses you cared to offer up for your latest enormities. They were feebler than I’d hoped. You always disappoint, Kingslayer. diff --git a/tv/183111631.txt b/tv/183111631.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 92c36fa3c9dd46ed9befa19a084880adbc282b30..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111631.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111631 -> Watch chink fantasy movie for no reason -> See fight scene filled with wacky powers and over-the-top sword fighting -> not a single lengthy exposition about people's powers, not a single "did i just do that" or other annoying quip, nothing is coated in irony and self-awareness -> it's kino and it's fun -bro... i think i have a new favorite genre.. ---- 183111688 ->>183111631 (OP) -title? ---- 183111889 ->>183111688 ->A Writer's Odyssey -Pretty good movie -but Detective Dee and the Four Heavenly Kings was a solid 8/10. The plot's a bit confusing, but i can chalk it up to poor translation. ---- 183111936 ->>183111889 -I think you would like this one -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yba215606Mc [Embed] ---- 183111979 ->>183111936 -Oh i watched this one. I haven't finished, because everything seemed to be wrapped up it still had 45 minutes left diff --git a/tv/183111662.txt b/tv/183111662.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 16f38d7a871b164425075a893fec10edcd5e6f37..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111662.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111662 -ITT: aging kino diff --git a/tv/183111678.txt b/tv/183111678.txt deleted file mode 100644 index efaaf408dc7ef8054b600b3df02b39a9dea60449..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111678.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111678 -Your thoughts on Border Collies? ---- 183111788 ->>183111678 (OP) -not enough movies about them ---- 183111815 ->>183111678 (OP) -Very intelligent dogs ---- 183112056 ->>183111678 (OP) -My soul animal. Is energetic but get's crazy if not handled right. ---- 183112258 ->>183111678 (OP) diff --git a/tv/183111687.txt b/tv/183111687.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a8ddd63af62cd9843d542f663ebbdea50313338c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111687.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111687 -Why is the set so dark you can't even see the color of their uniforms? ---- 183111740 ->>183111687 (OP) -Because the show is shit and the showrunners have no idea what they're doing. ---- 183111762 ->Somehow the Borg returned. ---- 183111998 ->>183111687 (OP) -to contrast when they finally get on the D bridge and we get that sweet 90's TV lighting back diff --git a/tv/183111693.txt b/tv/183111693.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f5e0da83d971e02cc1d4c0ebcb1373f488ff5b76..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111693.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,73 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111693 -I want to learn more about black culture, what movies should I check out? ---- 183111720 ->>183111693 (OP) -Define "learn" -Are you in a mood to immerse yourself in something cool, or are you looking to actually study shit or what? ---- 183111734 -I owe all of my knowledge to this movie right here ---- 183111749 ->>183111720 -I just want to understand them better ---- 183111818 -some documentary about homo erectus (negros are 19% homo erectus) ---- 183111876 ->>183111734 -Giga Based movie ---- 183111882 ->>183111734 -r/chiraqology -I'm not kidding ---- 183111917 ->>183111749 -menace 2 society is the only movie you need to watch. ---- 183111927 ->>183111693 (OP) -I thought the picture was King Terry at first and I was going to wholeheartedly agree. ---- 183111952 ->>183111693 (OP) ->AYO /tv/, how come they ain't no brothers on the wall ---- 183111985 ->>183111693 (OP) -Do the Right Thing -Fresh -Boyz in da hood -Moonlight -New Jack City -White men can't jump ->>183111734 parodies most of these too ---- 183111999 ->>183111952 -they're hanging on the tree ---- 183112003 ->>183111693 (OP) -Wu Tang: An American Saga ---- 183112043 ->>183111693 (OP) -Precious ---- 183112125 -Can I suggest my favorite film series? Black Ass Fuckers. ---- 183112144 ->>183112125 -Shouldn't this fella be under a bridge somewhere? ---- 183112178 ->>183111749 -Then read The Bell Curve ---- 183112203 -any towns "worst hood" tour on youtube. ---- 183112219 ->>183112125 -it's egret -like the bird ---- 183112276 ->>183112125 -One of the modern day philosophers of our time. ---- 183112333 ->>183111693 (OP) ---- 183112347 ->>183111693 (OP) -shiiiiiiiiieeeeeettt -The Wire, nigga. The second season's white man problems but it's still kino so it's aight. ---- 183112454 -aight niggas bet imma finna check dis shit out fr fr diff --git a/tv/183111739.txt b/tv/183111739.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b905412ea6a36f1ddf723576ae0406c3bd5b8059..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111739.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111739 -The namek arc is the best in all anime and I'm tired of pretending otherwise diff --git a/tv/183111755.txt b/tv/183111755.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a4882a56ec1c86634ff2fdc3579fdcdb0530213f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111755.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,112 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111755 -you have to choose one to fuck ---- 183111774 ->>183111755 (OP) -going to lift that blondes little peepee up and go to work ---- 183111782 -I chose to fucking kill you then myself ---- 183111793 ->>183111755 (OP) -the expression on ellen page's face as I fuck her would be female ---- 183111808 ->>183111755 (OP) -is it more gay to fuck a man's vagina? Or suck a woman's penis? ---- 183111838 ->>183111808 ---- 183111840 ->>183111808 -SWNBAM -HWNBAW ---- 183111844 ->>183111755 (OP) -I'd fuck Elliot's butthole, no homo ---- 183111846 ->>183111755 (OP) -I choose your mom ---- 183111868 ->>183111838 -that's not an answer ->>183111808 -would you fuck an anthill, or suck an oscar mayer weiner? ---- 183111874 -Gushy ---- 183111912 ->>183111868 -Wait, they get ants in there? This is the first I've heard of this ---- 183111939 ->>183111912 -choose nigga! ---- 183111944 -Hunter, he's better looking than Ellen even before she trooned. ---- 183111976 -Ellen page has a vagina. How is this even a question? No amount of testosterone will change that. Transmen are just buff women. If you fuck hunter you are just fucking a dude. ---- 183112016 ->>183111755 (OP) -Elliot of course, he's kind of a cute boy twink -Hunter's gross and skanky ---- 183112030 ->>183111944 -honestly this. -tall androgynous blonde > dykeface midget ---- 183112035 ->>183111944 ->>183112030 -these guys get it ---- 183112048 ->>183111755 (OP) -I'd fuck Justin Biebers pussy ---- 183112054 ->>183112035 -These gays get it ---- 183112067 ->>183111976 -this is the correct answer ---- 183112072 ->>183111976 -Sorry to inform you but Ellen has a dick now ---- 183112087 ->>183111976 -does she still or did she get a frankencock? I know she chopper her "tits" off ---- 183112091 ->>183111755 (OP) -Do you think she shaved her pussy or is it super hairy? ---- 183112132 -Hunter, ezpz ---- 183112207 ->>183111755 (OP) -Hunter by a mile. ---- 183112230 -Hunter Tranny, since she will love it. The former female bitch dyke will hate to be fucked. ---- 183112266 -Now the tranny mods are getting answers they love. It only takes the right way to ask. ---- 183112295 ->>183111782 -sounds familiar ---- 183112328 -Hunter ---- 183112339 ->>183111755 (OP) -Ellen still has the soft visage of a woman while Hunter literally looks like a freakish man under any lighting condition that isn’t extremely favorable ---- 183112345 ->>183111755 (OP) -no, i don't. -kill all trannies. ---- 183112381 ->>183112091 -Hairy and the Test made the clit enormous ---- 183112396 ->>183111846 -^^ ---- 183112424 ->>183111755 (OP) -Right obviously, I'm not gay ---- 183112449 ->>183111976 -Anon you tard it's just a different kind of hole. All the testosterone would have changed the body's musculature to look like a man's. Therefore you'd just feel like having sex with a guy who just happens to have a hole where his dick should be. With the MTF it would look like a woman and so is obviously more straight ---- 183112470 ->>183112072 ->Ellen has a dick now -a strapon is not a dick. ---- 183112488 -I would do unspeakable things to Hunters bussy diff --git a/tv/183111767.txt b/tv/183111767.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 62acf399c247931fd1d77a7178d5873ec3d04ee7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111767.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,55 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111767 -LE BOOMMBA GO BOOOM BOOOOM!!?!?!?! -BOOMB MAKE BOOOOM BOOOMM? -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM? -BOOMM BOOMBY OOBOOOMMB??? -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM? -BOMBS? bOOMMMMM??? BOOmb??? -BoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOmB???! -LE BOOMMNBA GO BOOOM BOOOOM!!?!?!?! -BOOMB MAKE BOOOOM BOOOMM? -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM? -BOOMM BOOMBY OOBOOOMMB??? -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM? -BOMBS? bOOMMMMM??? BOOmb??? -I KILLD JERPONEES? ---- 183112034 -holy shit someone needs to do a vocaroo about this ASAP ---- 183112053 ->>183112034 -include me in the screencap ---- 183112070 ->>183111767 (OP) -Bomba Bros..... ---- 183112081 ->>183111767 (OP) -Dangerously based ---- 183112090 ->>183111767 (OP) -https://youtu.be/QlPS16NeBO0 [Embed] -Someone make a meme compilation with this song. ---- 183112124 ->>183112034 ---- 183112157 ->>183111767 (OP) ->AYO ->HOLD UP! ->YA'LL TELLING ME BOMB EXPLODES!!?? ->SHEEEIT!!! ---- 183112175 ->>183111767 (OP) ->I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POO ---- 183112272 -https://voca.ro/1nEsexdrVUZv ---- 183112296 ->holy shit someone needs to do a vocaroo about this ASAP ---- 183112300 ->>183111767 (OP) -TWO FUCKING NUKES, OPPENHEIMER!?!? ---- 183112320 ->>183112272 -THIS SUMMER ---- 183112433 ->>183111767 (OP) -Remember me, Eddie!? When I killed your brother, I talked: JUST. LIKE. THIS! diff --git a/tv/183111778.txt b/tv/183111778.txt deleted file mode 100644 index dd0fc3246ca4154227587db8029525275f2f2357..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111778.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111778 -Was AJs role fixed or would he have been written differently if he turned out to become a +190cm meter tall chad? ---- 183111799 ->>183111778 (OP) -idk but hes literally me ---- 183111940 ->>183111778 (OP) -Fixed to the actor. The same thing happened with Brandon from GoT. As a kid the actor did s good job but after puberty he was a void of charisma so they adapted the character to that diff --git a/tv/183111796.txt b/tv/183111796.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 55f086079da8b2b1ed9ee5c30c4ca0fc7c252567..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111796.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,677 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111796 -Who else likes television personality and short film star Jazz jennings? ---- 183111831 ->>183111796 (OP) -i can literally hear that black dude saying birff ---- 183111839 ->assigned -I love how this implies that the process is arbitrary and not a simple recognition of reality. ---- 183111857 ->>183111796 (OP) -thank you sander cohen ---- 183111886 ->>183111831 -the subtitles were wrong, he said it "you betta not aks me whats in my pants" ---- 183111898 -did they rent a hotel room to make a tiktok ---- 183111935 ->>183111886 -god damn it, Grandma Ack, there are children watching ---- 183111993 ->>183111898 -No, they rented it so he could get his bussy annihilated by BBTC ---- 183112004 ->>183111839 -imagine people saying "I was assigned white skin and blue eyes at birth" -no you fucking moron, the hospital staff just OBSERVED PHYSICAL REALITY -how did we get to this point? ---- 183112076 ->>183112004 -People stopped believing in objective (transcendent) reality. Your gender is a spiritual reality. ---- 183112148 ->>183112076 -We are phasing out reality as a concept because it’s simply an obstacle ---- 183112291 -Poor Jazz, he doesn't have any rights :/ ---- 183112311 ->>183112291 ->becomes trans ally ->gets the trans hairline -Feels good to be on the correct side. ---- 183112348 ->>183112311 -sander seems to have a type ->I'd pay good money to see Sander asked if people like this are more or less oppressed than transgenders ---- 183112462 ->said multiple times he's open to experiences with trans women ->straight ---- 183112498 ->>183111839 -Yeah this isn't helping their cause. Fighting against ant-trans groups to secure equal rights makes sense but fighting with reality and nature seems dissociative and pointless. Whats wrong with saying you're a trans man or woman, you used modern plastic surgery and hormones to transition to the gender of your choice, the bigoted universe didn't conspire to give you the "wrong" gender. ---- 183112526 ->>183112498 ->Fighting against ant-trans groups to secure equal rights makes sense -Go back, troon. ---- 183112570 ->>183111935 ->Grandma Ack -KEK ---- 183112582 ->the era of rationalism ends because dudes want to chop their dicks off -I hate this world ---- 183112598 ->>183111796 (OP) -peak burgerpunk ---- 183112669 -Not gay bros.....how we feeling today????? ---- 183112688 ->>183112669 -I don't wear a diaper and my father respects me. hby? ---- 183112700 ->>183112498 -Wnat rights do they not have? ---- 183112716 ->>183112669 -feeling so hetero, gonna pound my cis-female partner's vagina tonight - -What is stacy's endgame here? ->secretly hates trannies and gets off on sander teasing them, but ultimately choosing to date a blonde white woman under 150lbs ->needs a beta provider and is taking out a life insurance policy on both Jazz and Sander as a hedge in case Jazz decides to take sander out too when he anheros ---- 183112723 ->>183111796 (OP) ->What I do with my body should be my choice -Until it comes to experimental medication with no sufficient research into long term effects, of course. ---- 183112748 ->>183112723 -nobody is stopping you from taking ivermectin, chud ---- 183112765 ->>183111796 (OP) -Who's that new reverse buck? ---- 183112767 -still waiting to hear what "equal rights" for trannies actually means ---- 183112823 ->>183112767 -outside of marriage shit there basically trying to strong arm people to like/accept them which never works ---- 183112843 ->>183112823 -which means it's extra rights compared to heteronormies ---- 183112853 -Missed those threads ---- 183112888 ->>183111796 (OP) -What ever happened to the Italy trip with Sander and the old gay men? ---- 183112910 ->>183112767 -Seems to boil down to being able to go into whichever bathroom they want to and beating up women in women's sport leagues. I can't think of anything else they're denied by virtue of being a man pretending to be a woman. Unless they want people to believe they're actually women but that's ridiculous, might as well mandate believing in Santa Claus. ---- 183112925 ->>183112767 -It means making it illegal for everyone else to not use their special pronouns and not indulge in their mental illness. ---- 183112930 -Has Jazz de-trooned yet? ---- 183113086 ->>183112910 -I'm not allowed to use whatever bathroom I want either, unless, ironically, I claim to be a tranny. So it seems they do already have extra rights. - -God imagine basing your entire ideology around where you go peepee and doodoo. Is this the final form of Western civilization? Were the Sistine Chapel, the Baths of Caracalla and Haggia Sofia all just test runs for a tranny pissing in a truck stop bathroom? ---- 183113128 ->>183111796 (OP) -Jazz could have been a cute young man too ;_; -Jail time for the mom. ---- 183113356 ->>183112843 -with state mandated drag shows ---- 183113416 ->>183112669 -extremely not gay ---- 183113431 ->>183111839 -Why do they have such a hard time admitting that they have a mental disorder? ---- 183113448 ->>183112910 ->Unless they want people to believe they're actually women -that is what they want. Have you not been paying attention? ---- 183113462 ->>183113356 -KEK what is this leap in logic exposing your child to that stuff early can sway there mind you basically made the choice for them at that point then the groomer lockdown of ->UH IF HES GAY SO WHAT YOU A BIGOT???? -LMAO ---- 183113687 ->>183113448 -Well then no deal. Do your weird thing but don't ask me to believe it's anything other than a delusion, I can't force myself to believe a lie. ---- 183113809 ->>183113356 -Uuuhhh that's just how trans folx reproduce, Chud. It's literally genocide if they can't shape the minds of impressionable children. ---- 183113829 ->>>/trash/ ---- 183113925 -183113829 ---- 183114047 ->>183111796 (OP) -poor sander his parents fucking hate him ---- 183114131 ->>183113356 -What the fuck is with parents bringing kids into drag shows? Why did this start and become such an epidemic that lawmakers are trying to pass laws against it , this shouldnt even be happening in the first place. It's so fucking weird ,how long has this been happening? ---- 183114153 ->>183113829 ->tranette no passto ---- 183114185 ->>183111796 (OP) -blacks are so ugly that i could actually believe that thing is a female, as long i do not hear his voice. ---- 183114528 ->>183111796 (OP) -This must be the most pro cis straight male tok he's made, genuinely what did they mean by this? - -and by they I mean this specific group of 2 people, not a single person who chose to be referred to as LEGIO- I mean they ---- 183114698 ->>183113356 -Why is exposing kid to stripper shows the hill yhe lgbtq community seems intent on dying on its fucking creepy. ---- 183114753 ->>183112582 -Ironically enough it looks like ftm might do that in the end. Everyone knows how crazy mtf are because of bunkertroons being caught on video in public, but most normies don't have a clue about ftm so they're flying under the radar as just super bitchy guys. I don't think they realize that however guys treat women, guys give it way worse to other guys a lot of the time so they snap pretty quick at banter just like mtf do. ---- 183114794 ->>183113356 ->KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX, KIDS&SEX - -fucking leftists. ---- 183114798 ->>183112716 -She's a good face actor, the choreography needs work tho. ---- 183114875 ->>183112748 -Shut the fuck up, retard. ---- 183115075 -What rights does the one have that the other doesnt? ---- 183115126 ->>183112765 -he can self identify as a heterosexaul, but that doesn't stop me from identifying him as a faggot ---- 183115174 ->>183111796 (OP) -Why has DeSantis not arrested Jazz yet? ---- 183115177 ->>183113356 -God bless Tennessee, except for the browner parts. ---- 183115249 ->>183111796 (OP) -Trannies want the power to do whatever they want with other peoples' bodies, especially kids. They've convinced an entire generation of mentally ill anorexic girls to slice off their tits. ---- 183115259 ->>183111796 (OP) -Does this bull also have a 10 inch dick like the last one? If he's so determined to get his asshole turned out can't he start with a nice Asian or Jewish guy rather than trying to perforate his colon from the first round of anal? ---- 183115447 ->>183111796 (OP) -Why does he look even worse than his twin ---- 183115458 ->>183115259 -Sander's bussy is completely worked in. He's a hot tub slut. ---- 183115561 ->>183113809 -I bring this up to normies and they call bs, then when I tell them I'm autistic and they've tried it on me a dozen times over the years their mind breaks. Someone with twitter funneled into their head doesn't know how to decide between disabled and LGBTQ. They usually go default LGBTQ because that's the one that will get in your face and internet stalk you and get you fired and homeless, but it's like watching a lobotomy seeing them try to parse it out ---- 183115650 ->>183111796 (OP) -I had to stop watching this shit -My brain couldn't handle the corruption flying at me from the show and the repetitive ads. ---- 183116102 ->>183113356 ->I don't think getting pegged is a choice. ->You can identify as a Peggy even without having sexual intercourse if you have urges to be dominated from the outside in by girls you like on the playground. ->I think adults who identify as Peggers and Peggys should read to 8 year olds and explain to them in a vague way what Pegging is and that they should be okay if they have those feelings. ->It doesn't even matter if this makes kids want to be pegged. Because there's nothing wrong with being someone who gets pegged. ---- 183117147 -For me, it's Ari. ---- 183117334 ->>183112498 ->>183111796 (OP) ->we want equal rights!!!! -What rights? -What fucking rights do they not have??? -This world looks like a massive, neverending stonetoss comic ---- 183117412 ->>183117334 ---- 183117414 -oy vey ---- 183117500 ->>183113431 -that's a chud lie ---- 183117613 ->>183114131 -"Kid friendly" drag shows are really for the narcissistic, bored suburban housewives and boomer grandmas so they can pat themselves on the back for dragging their kids there and totally not indulging in their own interests under the guise of it being for kids. ---- 183117620 -When did 4chan start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop? ---- 183117665 ->>183117412 -JESUS FUCK -Also I kek at that fucking flag that is mononuclear paper thin and was folded a trillion times to fit a small gay purse ---- 183117721 ->>183117500 -Does Dr. Bowers have the bottom surgery, or still has a dick? ---- 183117769 ->>183112570 - ->>Grandma Ack ---- 183117821 ->>183112498 -lgbt is a choice, they become a minority out of choice so they have no right to cry "no rights" when they threw it away in the first place. ---- 183117982 ->>183112498 ->gender -Doesn't exist. It's pseudoscientific nonsense made up by some pedo in the 50s. If there is such a thing as "trans", then it's rooted in biology (and you also have to filter for the schizos, the abuse victims, and the dudes who just see it as a sexual fetish). ---- 183118004 ->>183111796 (OP) -niggas is gay ---- 183118077 ->>183118004 -Niggas can be gay, too. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2bkhRBHE2Q [Embed] ---- 183118230 ->>183117147 -I'm going to find her since she's in my state and like an hour away ---- 183118232 ->>183114131 -it doesn't happen at all it's just something that worthless busybodies have latched onto as their most recent culture war bugbear ---- 183118279 ->>183114153 ->>183114153 -BASED ---- 183118308 ->>183114153 -lmao ---- 183118319 ->>183112498 -You fail to recognize that denying biology and observable reality is the actual purpose. ---- 183118574 ->>183118230 -Please report back. ---- 183118632 -Here’s that 24 year old I was telling you about ---- 183118681 ->>183118632 -Is he still with his gymbunny gf? -I mean if he's posting shit like this just 3 days ago she might be out of the picture already. ---- 183119330 ->>183118681 ->>183114131 ->>183114794 ->>183114698 ---- 183119380 ->/tv/ can't even carry a Jazz thread to bump limit anymore -Fuck this gay earth. ---- 183119621 ->>183111796 (OP) - -You can tell by the dead-as-fuck eyes that he doesn't believe the shit he's spouting. I still want him beaten to death on livestream though. ---- 183119962 ->>183119621 -Hey, go easy on the Sandman. He's seen some shit. ---- 183119994 ->>183112767 -Extra privileges ---- 183120016 ->>183119330 -Yes anon child predators are bad, how exactly is this a gotcha against my point? ---- 183120628 ->>183119380 -There just hasn't been any good content. We don't even know if we will ever get another season. The Gallagher sisters escaped to Mexico, Jazz will graduate Harvard in about 2 years then probably do some bullshit grad school program. We're looking at a potential 6 year drought bros ---- 183120662 ->>183120532 ->Visions of trannies past, present, and future ---- 183120734 -Eastern Euro anon here, is this a meme or does stuff like this happen IRL in the U.S. as well? -I honestly don't know anymore. ---- 183120761 ->>183113356 -Hitler was right ---- 183120838 ->>183119330 -there is an epidemic of female teachers molesting their students in this country. ---- 183121035 ->>183120838 -where were they when I was a young boy goddamnit ---- 183121111 -will we enter another golden age of shitposting like when Sanders was dating the she hulk -those threads were peak /tv/ ---- 183121408 ->>183112348 -how do they keep finding all this people that look like batman villains? ---- 183121482 ->>183121111 -Quads. -There were some fun moments this season but nothing even approaching the BBC-ally arc. ---- 183121585 ->>183112004 -Sex/gender is an axiom of human interaction and people started trying to define it using terms that depend upon it as an axiom. Another case of this is the “proof” of 2+2=4, a sprawling spiraling mess that will never be complete because every equation that could be used to prove it depends on it. ---- 183121586 ->>183121408 -They probably pay the disabled kids for their skin off their disabled appendages to give jazz neovagina touch ups ---- 183121885 ->>183112498 ->their cause -They don't have a "cause" -It's literally delusion, they're so mind-fried like zombies that they can convince themselves that grass is red and the sky is green, and you had better bleat along with the rest of the sheep too, bigot -Could only work in clown world, of course, and by clown world I mean "neoliberal aristocratic leviathan state hell holes" ---- 183121962 ->>183111796 (OP) -this guy will be wearing diapers by 35. Take the thong out yo bussy before it's too late, playa ---- 183122017 ->>183112348 -audibly startled me ---- 183122025 ->>183111839 ->>183112498 ->>183121885 -the whole trans community is built around that they are redefining words and you can't measure feelings so they can just claim things that you can't prove and call it science -The crux of this whole thing is that they built a cult around science that you are not allowed to disprove ---- 183122438 ->>183122017 -you just know ---- 183122758 ->>183112462 -Sander felches cum out of the asshole of linebacker nigger trannies ---- 183122762 ->>183122438 -Genuinely creepy. Like he's grooming that goblin ---- 183122763 ->>183111796 (OP) -Why are they in a hotel room ---- 183122783 ->>183122438 -Dear God that poor woman. ---- 183122850 ->>183114131 -I live in St Louis and the only drag show I went to (on accident, I was at the bar already) was at a late night dive bar and didn't even start till after 10pm, no one under 21 admitted because it's a fucking bar. I really don't know what they're doing, other than intentionally scheduling this shit at venues and times that can be attending by kids. They want to fuck our kids and I won't let them. ---- 183122887 ->>183122783 -Im sure once that goblin finally in remission of its terminal disease, Sander will convince it to get a sex change, and it will eventually die ---- 183122928 ->>183117721 -Dr. Mark Bowers did indeed have the dick removal surgery, I looked into it after wondering this myself.He's an early adopter of the AGP to Troon pipeline. ---- 183123117 ->>183122438 -How foul, and I’m not just talking about the dancing grimlin. Isn’t the unspoken and implied celebration here “this medical abomination has survived only by the miracle of modern medicine (and only barely at that) so give us social media gratification because they are inevitably going to die soon” ---- 183123806 ->>183111796 (OP) -I received an eviction notice just a day ago, this thread brings joy to my heart. It's always funny to see Sander with his gay nigger trannies ---- 183123807 ->>183120532 -honestly really happy for the girl sitting on the couch -seems like she had a rough upbringing and being on this show opened up modeling opportunities for her -she is really cute too ---- 183123862 ->>183123807 -There isn't a female anywhere in that image. ---- 183123930 ->>183112004 -gender science is much more complicated than what’s observed you retard, that’s the point ---- 183124032 ->>183123806 -why are you being evicted? ---- 183124141 ->>183123930 ->gender science ---- 183124151 ->>183124032 -landlord wants to sell the house, pretty pissed off because I've been here for over 10 years. thought they might have given me more than a month's notice. got to go live on a futon in my mum's spare room now. ---- 183124284 ->>183123862 -wrong ---- 183124323 ->>183113356 ->No such thing as grooming and kids aren't impressionable at all -Have they met any kids? ---- 183124463 ->>183124323 -More than you'd like. ---- 183124537 ->>183122887 ->it -people with disabilities are still people. She can do maths, she can think fully, she can look out the window on the bus and dream about the husband she will never have. -Do not be rude to them for no reason, they arent the tranny enemy. ---- 183124584 ->>183123117 -kek ---- 183124747 ->>183120532 -name of girl on couch? ---- 183124785 ->>183122438 -Warwick is back, baby ---- 183124821 ->>183124747 -Jaclyn, formerly JoJo. That's a man, btw. ---- 183124922 ->>183124821 -looks like a girl to me ---- 183124979 ->>183124922 -You seem new to /jazz/. ---- 183125306 ->>183124979 -yes -but she looks like a girl ---- 183125455 ->>183111796 (OP) ->flirts with the idea of dating a trans every single day ->ends up with a hot rat gym blondie -uhm...based? ---- 183125474 ->>183124747 ->girl - -kek, sweet summer child, welcome to /jazz/ ---- 183125504 ->>183125306 -I would look like a girl too if you were drunk enough, what's your point? You're still gay if you fuck them. ---- 183125510 ->>183117334 -the right to transition, cosmetic sirgury and what not. But of course, the state has to cover those expenses, is their right after all ---- 183125621 ->>183125306 -Here's your girl, bro. -https://www.erome.com/a/cCZH7jmz -The link. You opened it. We came. ---- 183125781 ->>183125621 ---- 183125968 ->>183125621 -literally the first pic shows a girl though lol? ---- 183126004 ->>183125621 -woof ---- 183126051 ->>183111796 (OP) ->my pronouns are she/her -But that's a man. ---- 183126151 ->>183113431 -Because that would mean they aren’t going to get their way. ---- 183126205 ->>183123930 -John money came up with the concept because he couldn’t comprehend how women could work in a factory or a man could be a nurse. ---- 183126253 ->>183125621 ->scroll ->keep scrolling ->AAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ---- 183126304 ->>183125968 -You're clearly trolling at this point. Fuck off faggot. ---- 183126569 ->>183126304 -she unironically looks like a girl -are you retarded? stop coping because you know she passes ---- 183126627 ->>183126569 -Oh, no tears, please. ---- 183126652 ->>183126627 -if you showed that first pic to 100 random people on the street they would all say she is a girl -cope ---- 183126684 ->>183126652 -Even the part where he talks about tucking his dick? -You come a wrong way, boy. ---- 183126821 ->>183126684 -can you not read? i literally only said she looks like a girl ---- 183127018 -Today I will remind them. ---- 183127282 ->>183126821 -https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE [Embed] ---- 183127349 ->>183111886 -Based tranny hating goat. ---- 183127358 ->>183127282 -It was a different, better time. ---- 183127443 ->>183125621 ---- 183127509 ->>183111796 (OP) ->trannygger -lmao ---- 183127562 ->>183127509 -That’s the fourth one Sander has associated with in his private life. ---- 183127627 ->>183126821 -Admit JoJo Candela, the freak for whom you’ve been white-knighting, is a man. ---- 183127718 ->>183111886 -I would like to purchase that goat bullying jazz ---- 183127748 ->>183122438 -That's one hell of an idle animation ---- 183127915 ->>183127627 -she looks like a girl though -and cute -cope ---- 183128160 ->>183127915 -Unfortunately for you he took his OF down. ---- 183128209 ->>183128160 -that is fine honestly -trans people doing onlyfans is almost always done as a form of desperation, and she seems to be doing a lot better now -really glad for her ---- 183128257 ->>183128209 -What a homo. ---- 183128408 ->>183124537 ->she can think fully -you don't know that ---- 183128430 ->>183128257 -wrong -but appreciate the sentiment because you take my caring for a trans girl who is doing better in life as some sort of negative ---- 183128448 ->>183125306 -maybe if you're gay ---- 183128487 ->>183128430 -He’s not doing good he’s gonna get the snip. You clearly wish a truncated life of suffering on this man. ---- 183128586 ->>183128430 -go back to doing TikToks and fucking gorilla sized tranny niggers Sander ---- 183128647 ->>183128487 -she knows that will make her happier ---- 183128760 ->>183128647 -So what’s your deal then? Farming (You)s? No man is made happier by the snip. You’re in a thread about a show that is 8 years of incontrovertible evidence to the fact. ---- 183128784 ->>183118632 ---- 183128873 ->>183113431 -people who are crazy don't know they are ---- 183128952 ->>183112348 -Now that's a femcel if I've ever seen one. ---- 183128955 ->>183113356 ->no it doesnt make them gay ->ok it might make them gay but youre a bigot if you dont like it -absolute state ---- 183128976 ->>183112291 -at least he didn't shoot up a school ---- 183129045 ->>183128760 -wrong ---- 183129076 -I don't follow this shit, but saw the other day in the news how he's all depressed and shit now? He gonna sudoku or just grabbing headlines to promote the show? ---- 183129115 ->>183118632 ->>183128784 ---- 183129155 ->>183111796 (OP) -Fuck you both -Trash good for nothing betas ---- 183129249 ->>183111839 -The terminology in the discourse is full with unique implications here and there. - -Unless you're incredibly mentally unwell, nobody actually wants to kill trans people yet there's apparently this "trans genocide" going on. People with penises, birthing people, etc are also notable. - -My biggest gripe is with the whole alliance and being an "ally" thing. Being an ally to something or someone implicates some sort of grand conflict whether hot or cold. The way it's handled is pretty binary. If a dude wants to wear a dress I genuinely don't give a fuck, but why do I have to be an "ally"? ---- 183129302 ->>183129045 -Ah. Farming (You)s. Got it. -Faggot. ---- 183129367 ->>183128760 -you can't argue with them, the tranny pills are like opium to them ---- 183129576 ->>183129249 -I think I heard the phrase 'Hysterical Discourse' back in College, don't know if its postmodern, but it seems like a good description of the whole thing. ---- 183129711 ->>183122887 -that fluoride stare man... ---- 183129712 ->>183111796 (OP) -All I see is two failed men both need to be anhero. ---- 183130000 ->mfw browsing this thread and coincidentally watching the episode of DS9 where Quark has to dress up as a woman ---- 183130097 ->>183130000 -Quads of Quark. ---- 183130159 ->>183111796 (OP) -Honestly the blacky does pass since most negresses are fugly and extremely mannish gorillas to begin with. ---- 183130250 ->>183129249 -the ally term pisses me off so much. giving yourself special titles instead of helping or being cool to someone individual to individual, such commie bs. ---- 183130531 ->>183111857 -Kek -His muse is a fickle bitch ---- 183130887 ->>183118232 -there are plenty of stories of them happening, some troon is literally defending the practice on video, and you still deny it? what makes you like this? ---- 183131084 ->>183112498 -They've been coopted by the leftist gnostic religion that seeks to critique everything in existence into the ground to open space for the bright utopia of the future where the opressions of reality won't exist. -Reality is oppression. Differentiating between a troon and an actual woman is nothing but demiurgic oppression and anybody who does it is nothing but literally hitler. ---- 183131249 ->>183113356 -What do you think is gonna happen after drag floyd happens? ->law enforced drag shows and end of free speech ->troons executed on sight everywhere ->secession -You can choose all 3 ---- 183131550 ->>183131249 -drag floyd? ---- 183131868 ->>183112291 ->that hairline -LMAO ---- 183132865 -Is everybody where they belong? ---- 183133092 ->>183131873 ->I dont really enjoy the mental experience of getting fucked in the ass ->maybe if I get bottom surgery with a fake vagina and men fuck me there, my mental experience will be better - -I feel so bad for these people. and apparently thats transphobia. diff --git a/tv/183111929.txt b/tv/183111929.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1e7ed90988033a285daae0d7b39f288f69be4e8c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111929.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111929 -What is your favorite Nicholson film? ---- 183111977 -Batman (1989) ---- 183112022 -I'm literally wearing an orange t-shirt with navy sweatpants right now. ---- 183112036 -one flew over or a few good men -great actor ---- 183112045 ->>183111929 (OP) -5ve EZ Peaces ---- 183112115 ->>183111929 (OP) -Looks exactly like my grandpa. ---- 183112134 -Witches of Eastwick - -Featuring Nicholson as Literally Me seducing the best MILF whores that hollywood has to offer. Sure he gets blown the fuck out at the end, but that doesn't unfuck them. 8.5/10 ---- 183112156 ->>183111929 (OP) ->85 -wtf he doesn't even look that old ---- 183112182 ->wake up ->world still shit ->going back to bed ---- 183112202 ->Multiple sources told the publication the three-time Oscar winning actor “doesn’t leave his house anymore” and that his “mind is gone”. - ->The sources added they were worried he was quietly suffering from dementia. - ->“Brando died a virtual recluse after leading such a colourful life, and Jack’s friends are drawing the comparisons,” the source said. “His kids will visit, but they’re his only connection to the world. - -This sucks, but everyone becomes old some time. ---- 183112239 ->>183111929 (OP) -I never understood why people freak out and get all weird and obsessive over celebrities getting older ->fat old man looks like a fat old man -Get better hobbies. Perhaps needlepoint -Also the shining diff --git a/tv/183111947.txt b/tv/183111947.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3dc0e93c7687cafdce8e4e5bedda071ac0a195e7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111947.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,50 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111947 -Is it worth watching? ---- 183111986 ->>183111947 (OP) ->"Peaches peaches peaches!" ---- 183111988 ->>183111947 (OP) -No. ---- 183111994 ->>183111947 (OP) -It's too fucking whiny, ---- 183112019 ->>183111947 (OP) -One of the best shows from the past decade, and I'm as white as they come (a racist Norwegian) - -Season 3 is a bit spotty but still has some great eps, and the other three seasons are end to end kino. Hugely underrated show ---- 183112075 ->>183111947 (OP) -If you want to see soft black power memes then yeah maybe ---- 183112111 ->>183111947 (OP) -Season 1 and 2 were good, Season 3 was wtf ---- 183112217 ->>183112019 ->I'm a racist, but I have to admit Jordan Peele makes one hell of a thrilling horror story ->I'm a racist, but gosh and golly gee if the new HBO Watchmen show isn't just gritty and compelling ->I'm a racist, but the black actress who played Cleopatra did an amazing job ---- 183112229 -The best episode was the tv interview with Paperboi and that tranny ---- 183112274 ->>183111947 (OP) -10/10 show but it filters 95% of this shitty board. ---- 183112288 -s3 mostly sucked but s4 was a good send off - -last ep is darius kino ---- 183112355 -Season 3 is the REAL filter. The stand-alone episodes are the best in the series. ---- 183112430 ->>183111947 (OP) -fuck yes it is ---- 183112459 ->>183112355 -It's incredibly tryhard 16 year old (black) social commentary ---- 183112492 ->>183111947 (OP) -Black people are amazing: the show. - -But shot in an artistic and self aware way, so people with questionable intelligence get baited in. diff --git a/tv/183111951.txt b/tv/183111951.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d0760390581df2b51f2e8154e3283df977b6eb5b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111951.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111951 ->Ant.Man.and.the.Wasp.Quantumania.2023.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HEVC-CMRG ->Ant.Man.and.the.Wasp.Quantumania.2023.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HEVC-CMRG ->Ant.Man.and.the.Wasp.Quantumania.2023.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HEVC-CMRG ->Ant.Man.and.the.Wasp.Quantumania.2023.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HEVC-CMRG - -It's time for ---- 183112038 -nice bait ---- 183112169 ->>183112038 -Its real, its out. ---- 183112232 -Sorry, but I don't watch movies that have girlfriend beaters in them. ---- 183112397 ->>183111951 (OP) -Sorry boss, but there is only two men I trust. One of them is me. The other is not you. ---- 183112437 ->>183111951 (OP) -1) it's not out -2) even if it were I have a case of ****** exhaustion so I wont watch diff --git a/tv/183111981.txt b/tv/183111981.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 527fb6d69e13fa65db06ee36190a283eb3678662..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111981.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111981 -for? ---- 183112041 -What the fuck are those feet ---- 183112058 ->>183111981 (OP) -She is disgusting, but I love that toenail polish so much it's unreal ---- 183112078 ->>183112041 -the feet aren't terrible but those shoes are unfortunate to say the least. ---- 183112092 ->>183112041 -toering ---- 183112107 ->>183111981 (OP) -Put her in a sarcophagus, she's done. ---- 183112387 ->>183111981 (OP) -who? ---- 183112457 ->>183111981 (OP) -That's a man ---- 183112482 ->>183112387 -Darude sandstorm ---- 183112494 -Ironing clothes on diff --git a/tv/183111983.txt b/tv/183111983.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7d6cb1130c30ed5a7df82d071ceabdf7380784fe..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183111983.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,20 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183111983 -Why did he cry? ---- 183112422 ->>183111983 (OP) -This is AI generated, anon. Isn't it? ---- 183112441 ->>183112422 -Can you read any of the labels on the bottles? can you see any finger? ---- 183112446 ->>183111983 (OP) -What’s with the Hebrew on the name card ---- 183112467 -Why does he have six fingers ---- 183112479 ->>183112441 -Nope. It's just scribbles on close inspection. Same with the name card. ---- 183112485 ->>183111983 (OP) -Fake, but still KWAB. diff --git a/tv/183112060.txt b/tv/183112060.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 51ed5bf0ba17d9c7b8ff65fe43bca61b6e2d769e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112060.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112060 -‘Mortys are raised to be sidekicks; without a side to kick, they just start kickin' - - -What did he mean by this? ---- 183112213 ->>183112060 (OP) -They didn't have a Rick, so they turned to crime diff --git a/tv/183112100.txt b/tv/183112100.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b175be98af8c1bdc0e5d6f7403d81df274ff30e1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112100.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112100 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNctAdr7jy4 [Embed] ---- 183112171 ->>183112100 (OP) ->top of the pops -to british faggots really? diff --git a/tv/183112146.txt b/tv/183112146.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e3a98ece6ee556379d0ace0e854884f9024981d3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112146.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112146 -The Antichrist here ---- 183112187 -Who cares ---- 183112210 ->Private corporation is Evil God because my favorite radio show said so -Feeding their ego like that is part of the problem ---- 183112246 ->>183112146 (OP) -It won’t be that bad desu - -You’ll probably have to get into crypto and stable coins if you havent been in it already though diff --git a/tv/183112159.txt b/tv/183112159.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 405f59910b7e65d2e4b177b246e230356b69e0a9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112159.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112159 -Have you ever felt represented by a black character? ---- 183112200 ->>183112159 (OP) -tropic thunder diff --git a/tv/183112191.txt b/tv/183112191.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ac927f7348e1821fae3b1292bc2429f691beeb44..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112191.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112191 -Do we need film school anymore now that everyone can become a filmmaker? diff --git a/tv/183112241.txt b/tv/183112241.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3204915a8d7f080daab7d3c201c2bfe50054c2ba..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112241.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112241 -Is this actor the perfect villain? ---- 183112331 ->>183112241 (OP) -Much better than Jack - ->we need a final season villain after Gus, make home unlikeable ->uhm okay let’s put a swastika tattoo on him ---- 183112375 ->>183112241 (OP) - -No, he's black. He is good at the role, even if he was way overused in bcs. - ->>183112331 - -Jack was a decent villain, even if he was a bit too naive for the game. ---- 183112434 -He was a fantastic villain for that time. He was organic back then. Then people realized they could milk that cow to oblivion and hes just Fring in everything hes in and its destroyed any menacing presence he used to have. ---- 183112473 ->>183112331 ->>183112375 -You guys completely missed the point if you thought Jack was the villain of the final season ---- 183112487 ->>183112241 (OP) -i always think of him as that one badguy from revolution diff --git a/tv/183112261.txt b/tv/183112261.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 997e43d02e82fc960b482549eda1933864230c36..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112261.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112261 -In the era of AI that we’re living in which show do you think did AI better? ---- 183112493 ->>183112261 (OP) -PoI loses out because in one of the flashbacks it's revealed the machine isn't using blackbox algorithms, that a human admin can actually follow the machine's logic by peeking under the hood. In reality, any Ml algo as sophistcated as the machine would be impenetrable to human understanding in how it scores particular cases. diff --git a/tv/183112279.txt b/tv/183112279.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5e463e4572dc11e0b637cccfec52f847aa3a41e2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112279.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112279 -KINO diff --git a/tv/183112327.txt b/tv/183112327.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a168fede0c7f1cab022a9627e1efbfb09237f21f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112327.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112327 -Breast implants and a gym membership could save her ---- 183112357 ->>183112327 (OP) -How do twitter addicts get that way? I only know one girl who is a dedicated lurker who never tweets (she is autistic b t w). diff --git a/tv/183112349.txt b/tv/183112349.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5bf876c84a427dfc83cbe73f2650fbc2d97ceeb5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112349.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112349 -Mia Goth ---- 183112515 ->>183112349 (OP) -Goth out, Mia ---- 183112516 -Congratulations over your obsession with Shia's STD incubator. diff --git a/tv/183112350.txt b/tv/183112350.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4c8ba3988a4571cb26c88fe85684a267ba3e2e95..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112350.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112350 -You are not allowed to petition our propaganda, citizen. diff --git a/tv/183112354.txt b/tv/183112354.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f535694e1e01623f2901155b551e904a70af5fbf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112354.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112354 -hardest film I've seen diff --git a/tv/183112370.txt b/tv/183112370.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3de5b0bb27bd44b6c401e2651cc2962c53019963..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112370.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112370 -Dogpilled again ---- 183112401 -Is that euphoria star Sydney Sweeney? ---- 183112502 -How do you dogmaxx? diff --git a/tv/183112389.txt b/tv/183112389.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 288abdb76e6158554486150328311331093686e4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112389.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112389 -The tempo......is not quite mine?? ---- 183112405 ->>183112389 (OP) -OP is a faggot diff --git a/tv/183112421.txt b/tv/183112421.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7a49db93a1ad338341f45276b8d6a7075f9e4cdc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112421.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112421 -I am seriously asking. What is in this Cartoon? Why does everyone lose their minds over this? ---- 183112476 ->>183112421 (OP) -Because it was Rick and Morty but better and first. diff --git a/tv/183112447.txt b/tv/183112447.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 854f73b8a0587bc9de4ce741650d10666db59b34..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112447.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112447 -> My actions have...le consequences? diff --git a/tv/183112461.txt b/tv/183112461.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 52db144857be274709b9a8f9f33b00d839d5d2b4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112461.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112461 ->he's right behind me, isn't he diff --git a/tv/183112484.txt b/tv/183112484.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cf9c456f440ebf534c6fdf2294d5c7c0f573c199..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112484.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112484 ->One ticket for me, my wife's bull, and my wife's son for the latest 86 minute long, pared down, stripped back, fast paced, indie, female lead, low budget, no frills, exploitation action faux-B movie, with exposition scenes in strip clubs, by an early 30s European director who just LOVES old action movies like Die Hard (which is also my favourite Christmas movie) and who could be making more ambitious movies but he wants to prove how much of a regular FUN loving cinemagoer he is! Oh, and some sweet popcorn sprinkled with this vial of my wife's bull's cum! diff --git a/tv/183112489.txt b/tv/183112489.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b1f78806a436df4c7aa26989619a8ac632bb1e97..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183112489.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183112489 -This is my favourite Star Wars movie diff --git a/tv/183113205.txt b/tv/183113205.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2dc84777b58a791ca1956be79af5af641590321a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183113205.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,306 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183113205 ->mogs squid game in your path ---- 183113245 ->>183113205 (OP) -It was good, but they should have trimmed a lot of the fat. It didn't need to be 16 episodes, if they insist on 16 then they should have concluded all storylines in that time ---- 183113292 ->>183113245 -what fat needed trimming? hardmode: don’t rely on saying the doctor’s storyline was “tacked on.” It was being set up since ep 1. ---- 183113340 -Yeon-jin was the good guy ---- 183113407 ->>183113340 -her approaching her mom in prison and being ignored, then forced to perform her last script by the bullies later was pure kino. great actress. ---- 183113567 -anna is the best tv show I've seen in years and nothing comes even close to it. -sad it doesn't get the recognition it deserves. ---- 183113597 ->로리 ---- 183113697 -Too much melodrama but I was surprised at the amount of sexy stuff for a Korean show. ---- 183114028 ->>183113567 -thanks for the rec, looks interesting, I’ll check it out. ---- 183114098 ->>183113205 (OP) -I'm just not gonna watch gookshit. Ahahah sorry. ---- 183114194 ->>183113697 -some of it was cringe, like yeon-Jim fucking Jae-jun on the couch. the bits with so-ra were hilarious though. ---- 183114235 -. ---- 183115283 -This show was absolutely worth the time. Will watch more /tv/ approved Kdrama after this one. ---- 183115408 ->>183115283 -I expected a convoluted but mildly entertaining revenge flick with campy bullshit, but the acting and writing were both on a different level. the way it all played out like an actual go game made it really satisfying. I still haven’t found another kdrama that hits the same. ---- 183115745 ->>183115408 ->good story ->good actors ->good music ->beautiful people ->no "diversity" - -I understand why anons are getting addicted to this. - -https://youtu.be/zBg5LF5A3CA [Embed] ---- 183115811 ->>183115745 -I love this track, designed revenge, and the long one with the choral bits. ---- 183116255 ->>183113597 -kek ---- 183116287 ->>183115283 -My Name -my Mister ---- 183116301 ->>183115745 ->>good actors -liar, only the lead actress is good ---- 183116314 ->>183115745 -same with cdramas but with bigger budget and numbers of episodes ---- 183116453 ->>183115745 ->no diversity -anything from Korea after 2010 is full of english, american culture, etc. pp.. -They even have police uniforms with "Police" on them in english. wtf ---- 183116494 ->>183113205 (OP) -ok -what the fuck is this and why should I watch it ---- 183116552 ->>183116453 -I thought it was kinda weird when the doctor was talking to the mom and was writing down the diagnoses in English ---- 183116611 -Not Korean but still Asian drama, Copy cat killer is pretty good. ---- 183117779 ->>183116453 -It's weird, but english is used as a something of a common language in asia - besides the US military presence of course, they figure that most foreign people will know basic english words. -I saw one korean variety special where they went to china and frequently resorted to pidgin english to communicate. ---- 183117885 ->>183117779 ->I saw one korean variety special where they went to china and frequently resorted to pidgin english to communicate. -same thing happens to different europeans defaulting to english, the french hate it ---- 183117963 ->>183113205 (OP) -Is this series in any way similar to Squid Game? ---- 183118025 -How can Japan compete lol -This show was so entertaining -Kingdom was also as good imo ---- 183118166 -The young version of Dong-eun was cute. Only thing I didn't like about The Glory was the doctor storyline, everything else was good ---- 183118276 ->>183116453 -When we talk about "diversity" is not about cultural influences but rather that there are not black people on screen ---- 183118739 ->>183113205 (OP) -It's meh ---- 183118993 ->>183117885 ->when they hear you refer to english as the lingua franca of the world ---- 183119117 -Revenge=good and I'm tired of things that imply it's not. ---- 183119246 ->>183116453 - -Anon, I... - -That's not what "no diversity" means. Stop trying to... muddy the waters. ---- 183119314 ->>183119117 -anon not even love triangles are good anymore... ---- 183119526 ->>183113205 (OP) -Watched it recently as well, it could have been a good story if they cut the amount of episodes by half and didn't force that terrible couple that didn't match together. ---- 183119568 ->>183116301 -lead actress is really bad, she is only good looking. Now the main antagonist and the junkie were quite good for Korean standard. ---- 183119589 ->>183119314 -Good ---- 183119673 -Dong-eun just got cool looking scars, she doesn't even have any apparent disabilities. That's not nearly as bad as being killed, being in prison for the rest of your life or losing your vocal chords ---- 183119951 ->>183119673 - -They should have thought of that before bullying and torturing someone. ---- 183119972 -I watched the first 3 episodes and this is a blatant plagiarism, isn't it? - -It's the exact same plot except they genderbent the protagonists into women and made the teacher the MC instead of the daughter, who was aged down. ---- 183120081 ->>183113205 (OP) -3DPG gook Kaiji isn't exactly a high bar. ---- 183120233 ->>183120081 -It sure crushed any previous efforts at death games, but you just take your consolation prize and go ->weebs before sg: please watch kaiji it's really good you'll like it! please please watch it! ->weebs after sg: it's good that no one watched kaiji, it's only suited for superior tastes, I'm glad no one knows about it ---- 183120294 -Gook tv>>>>mutt tv ---- 183120345 -Post some Kfriends. ---- 183120715 ->>183115745 -It's why I seem to be watching mostly kdrama and cdrama these days. I don't want to watch grim, depressing shows or to be preached at. Just give me pretty people on screen doing fun or interesting things. It's called escapism. ---- 183121597 -In the end, I have mixed opinions on the show, but feel like this was a way better version of Better Call Saul. A long drawn-out plan slowly unraveling, except it's just one season instead of six. It's also not tied down by being a sequel constantly shoving references down your throat. ---- 183121650 ->>183119246 -your own culture getting erased by (((them)))/Anglos is not diversity? okay ---- 183121910 ->>183121597 -I loved that it was drawn out. Pacing in western shows feels so half-assed and arbitrary now, it’s nice to see so etching gradually unfold the way it should based on setup. and the acting as dong-eun’s plans slowly cornered them toward the end was amazing. it’s hard not to feel anything during yeon-Jim’s final few scenes. the anguish and shock is great. it was funny how even in prison during the visit scene she’s like “it’s fine I’ll get out” but just dong-eun taunting her and holding back some info sent her over the edge, and running into her mom again sealed it. -I didn’t mind the doctors storyline like some people because he sold the emotion well and the mom was likeable. it was also integrated with everything else, so wasn’t much of a digression, and it’s what helped dong-eun actually move on. ---- 183123238 -범프 ---- 183123901 ->>183123238 -sankyuu ---- 183124461 ->>183113205 (OP) -Is this actually good or are you koreaboos? ---- 183124662 ->>183124461 -op here, i'm not. I resisted any of the shows for a long time, the advertising on netflix is obnoxious. Just started watching this on a whim one night and really enjoyed it. ---- 183125288 ->>183124461 - -It's good. - -And it also has a cunny poster. - -https://youtu.be/ZLC6qKMY7Fc [Embed] ---- 183125384 ->>183120345 -based sunshinebro - -Are there any other shows with unlikely bromance like that? ---- 183125737 -Why can't the world of the married be good revenge kino bros? The first 5 episodes are a fucking chore to get through and it's only fun to watch for the next 5 episodes before becoming shit again. ---- 183125865 ->>183125384 - -Maybe impossible to have a bromance with him, but this duo was good. The handsome one ready and willing to betray anyone to give his own career a boost, the brain-damaged one too autistic to even consider betrayal. ---- 183125952 ->>183125865 -nta but this is the one i'm actually currently watching. it's been really good. sad that the waifu died, and i guess him fainting in the hospital is his reaction to it. -i get a strong gay vibe from Seo tbf. ---- 183126105 ->>183113205 (OP) -What the fuck is the name of this show I don't read chink ---- 183126158 ->>183116453 -They’re talking about niggers you faggot ass retard ---- 183126164 ->>183125865 -Just saw that there's a listing for Season 3 and a Seo spinoff, though they might be the same thing ---- 183126221 ->>183126105 -The Glory ---- 183126252 ->>183113205 (OP) -not better than squid game. Her revenge also felt weak imo. ---- 183126391 ->>183116552 -it's common for most doctors to know English since medicine is studied all around the world. Only communist countries don't use English. A lot of poos in their most atrocious accent still speak unintelligibly to one another in English. ---- 183126452 ->>183121910 -No. You just hate being spoonfed literally everything that is happening on the show. All Western media does this now. It's inescapable. ---- 183126615 ->>183114028 -beware recommendations that call anything the best show they've seen -it's just some spazz who never outgrew the 'phase' phase and will forget this show existed in a month ---- 183126763 ->>183113205 (OP) -I'm Asian and even I don't like Korean garbage like you white dorks do on this board. ---- 183126939 ->>183113205 (OP) -No it doesn't. This shit was wall to wall kdrama cringe. I mean laughably bad soap opera tier acting and directing. ---- 183127624 -wow so many strong opinions ---- 183128163 ->>183120345 ->>183125384 -I loved Mr. Sunshine. Please recommend more like it. ---- 183128281 ->>183128163 -Gaksital (Bridal Mask) same period, rebel against the occupiers type story. -Assassination - action movie about the plot to assassinate some Japanese military guy. ---- 183128387 ->>183128281 -Thanks ---- 183128390 ->>183113205 (OP) ->Years after surviving horrific abuse in high school, a woman puts an elaborate revenge scheme in motion to make the perpetrators pay for their crimes. -The fuck is with asian shows and highschool. Just get over it sheesh. Did she get raped or something or did other girls just call her names and pull her hair ---- 183128439 ->>183128390 -One girl gets raped and killed, the other is extensively branded and scarred all over her body ---- 183128442 ->>183128163 -Six Flying Dragons -Queen Seon Duk -Tree with Deep Roots -all 3 are by the same screenwriters -Rebel: Thief Who Stole the People ---- 183128476 ->>183127624 ->ree why are people discussing the show i made a thread about ---- 183128479 ->>183128442 -Thanks fren, going to add these to my list ---- 183128581 ->>183128390 -The main character is raped and burned all over her body with a hot curling iron. She is beaten often by the schools 5 main bullies (2 boys, 3 girls). She tries to report it to the school admin and the police, but they don't help her. She quits school and plots to ruin the bullies' lives as late-30 year olds. ---- 183128685 ->>183128476 ->reee I make stupid assumptions in my posts ---- 183128724 -Is there any korean show with swords and fights like my chink wuxia? ---- 183128800 ->>183128724 -see >>183120345 ->>183128163 ---- 183128874 ->>183113697 -cringe. I hate sex in series or movies. It's useless. ---- 183129312 -the druggie and the fligh attendant were hot as fuck ---- 183129467 ->>183129312 -post pics of flight attendant pls ---- 183129692 ->>183113205 (OP) -why did this girl look so evil all the time and how did her nice husband not notice? ---- 183129853 ->>183129692 -My waifu ---- 183129890 ->>183129853 -why would you want an evil waifu that cucks her husband? ---- 183129912 ->>183129692 -thought this was nara ---- 183130142 ->>183129890 -The husband would never have learned about the cheating or bullying ---- 183130467 ->>183130142 -keeping it secret doesn't undo the cheating ---- 183131293 -bump ---- 183132313 ->>183129692 -because the actress was fucking great. Also she said she wanted to make her character as hated as possible, so no doubt was always making the worst expressions on purpose. ---- 183132562 ->>183128724 ->Korean wuxia -Kundo: Age of the Rampant might be what you're looking for ---- 183132604 ->>183132313 diff --git a/tv/183113880.txt b/tv/183113880.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a62cfb732ac25ea4dd405a8664c69d46ab25576c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183113880.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,964 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183113880 ->I assumed it was just roleplay, it never crossed my mind she was an actual child. ---- 183113919 ->>183113880 (OP) -Has anyone ever tried the "I'm on it" defense? ->Oh Chris, good that you're here! I was just about to give some little girl a real talk. Also, I've collected 20GB worth of evidence for you guys! ---- 183113949 ->>183113880 (OP) -Then why’d you drive three hours to come here? ---- 183114008 ->>183113919 -I think a couple of the HvP guys knew who Chris was but nothing more than that from what I recall ---- 183114082 ->>183113919 -One day had wrote out an entire letter saying he was there to save the girl. He recorded himself reading the note on the drive to the girls house. Thats about as premediated ive seen anybody try and cover their ass with that excuse. ---- 183114140 ->>183113949 ->So we could roleplay in person, with her dressing and behaving like a minor and me acting like his daddy. Is it a crime to have kinks between two consenting adults? because that's what I thought this was, sir. I feel so ashamed now! ---- 183114310 ->>183114140 -Sus ---- 183114913 -what actual crime is committed by talking to a person that's pretending to be a child? ---- 183114964 -Why do we have threads about this shit every single day? Are you all nonces? ---- 183115013 ->>183114913 -Talking is fine. Sexually talking is not. Some places, thats all you need to be hit with child grooming or whatever. Thats why they dont need to even wait for them to enter the house to arrest them. Ive seen ones where they drive by the house and police stop them down the road. Some places require more evidence that it isnt fake, so the person has to show up. You missed a major detail in your question, they are not just talking about the weather and politics, they are talking sexually to a minor. Big difference. ---- 183115048 ->>183114964 -Do you even know where you are right now anon? what a stupid question ---- 183115053 ->>183115013 -is this a chatgpt answer? There's no child involved. ---- 183115066 ->>183114082 -That's interesting. What if you recorded a video of yourself before you went saying you knew it was a setup, you were roleplaying to waste their time and money and just wanted to be on TV, and didn't have in possession anything incriminating like drugs/alcohol/condoms? Would this be enough to get away with it? ---- 183115097 ->>183115048 -Are you admitting to being a groomer, chud? ---- 183115281 ->>183114082 ->>183115066 -Better idea: -Role play as a schizo with a hyper fixation on Chris Hansen. You fill out a bunch of diaries writing about Chris. Scribble his name all over your wall with shit. Plaster your house with pictures of Chris with crude hearts drawn around him “Chris + me 4ever.” Make a bunch of VLOGS on a thumb drive where you go on multiple hourlong schizo rants about Chris. Really take some time to put in the effort in setting the scene. Then the moment you walk into the house scream out “CHRIS ARE YOU HERR? I LOVE YOU! I CAME HERE FOR YOU! WHERE ARE YOU CHRIS??” Wear a tshirt with your and his face printed on it under your jacket to really commit. If hes there you have huge plausible deniability set up. If he isn’t there then I guess you’ll just have to think of something cute and funny to do. ---- 183115358 ->>183113880 (OP) ->she told me she was a 900 year old loli vampire ->this could have happened to anyone ---- 183115407 ->>183115066 -Intent is a pretty central component of these convictions so you'd probably have a good chance of walking. ---- 183115413 ->how was I supposed to know she was actually minor on Exegol who worshipped the Sith? ---- 183115490 ->>183113880 (OP) -But, I was planning to marry her and get approval of her parents, which makes it legal. ---- 183115500 ->>183115097 -I simply have workings eyes that are aware of their surroundings, you should take off your blinders ---- 183115549 ->>183115053 -If you fill your bank with fake bills and robbers come and steal it, did they break any laws? there was never any money? ---- 183115563 ->I am sorry sir, did not know you were a muslim. Quick turn off the camera! ---- 183115618 ->>183113880 (OP) -Age of consent should be lowered to 10 desu, with violations being only a small fine as long as it's consensual. ---- 183115668 ->>183113880 (OP) -'member when that cowboy guy gave him his pocket knife he almost shitted himself ---- 183115786 ->>183115066 -If you did this the entire way? I could see that maybe being enough for a successful defense. Like you recorded yourself the entire time talking to the decoy and you saying they bought it and you were going to be on TV in a few weeks when you got there to meet Chris Hansen. It'd have to be all the way through, though, and even that is no guarantee. You'd have to say nothing explicit in the meantime or you could still face some kind of charge probably. But then you run the risk of the decoy operation losing interest in you if you're not "interesting" or lewd enough or whatever, they might think they don't have a case against you and they just block you. There's been plenty of guys they just lose interest in if they don't seem like they're actually pushing to meet up or aren't sexually aggressive enough. - -If you just make some lame video like 5 minutes before arriving going "I know it's a setup, I'm here to get on TV", never going to work. ---- 183115909 ->>183115618 -No. Age of consent has enough problems as it is. 18 bare minimum because people are retarded. ---- 183115950 ->>183113880 (OP) ->you roleplayed a 5 hour drive across two states right into the very chair you currently are sat on ? ---- 183115990 ->>183115909 -Let's split the difference. 14 and up a misdemeanor, 13 and below a felony. All sex outside marriage is criminalized. The church operates brothels so fair maidens will not have their purity soiled by horny chuds. ---- 183116001 ->>183115668 -For me, its when the decoy runs off with the one guys keys 54:27 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iCiBC6GjUtc&pp=ygUSaGFuc2VuIHZzIHByZWRhdG9y [Embed] ---- 183116030 ->>183114082 -I remember that, and they couldn't get him on anything ---- 183116073 ->>183116001 -Tell me about the decoy, why does she wear the hat? ---- 183116245 ->>183116073 -Its young and playful. I dunno anon ---- 183116378 ->>183113880 (OP) -Wasn't the guy here like 17 when he started his role play and then as soon as he turned 18 chris shows up to nail him? -How is that not entrapment ---- 183116506 ->>183115990 -Sounds like some newfag christcuck shit -0-9 misdemeanor and $250 fine -10+ completely legal ---- 183116538 ->>183113919 ->>183113880 (OP) -They don’t invite you to the house until after you’ve committed a crime. Going to the house is irrelevant. They only invite you to the house to humiliate you on camera. ---- 183116597 ->>183115281 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d200DatLtU [Embed] ---- 183116608 ->>183115990 -Let’s zero it all out and establish it’s only a crime when they’re injured, anal stretching counting as well. This defacto makes sex with prepubescents illegal. ---- 183116707 ->>183115281 ->>183114082 ->>183113919 -None of these defenses would work because you still commit the offense of having sexual conversations with a presumed minor and showing up to their house. It doesn't matter if you claim you knew it was an adult because your behavior in the chat would treat the decoy as a child. - -Where the conviction fails is the method of evidence gathering. Since Hanson's decoys were supervised by police, the evidence is legit. Guys on youtube doing this produce evidence that is worthless in pursuing charges (despite producing kino videos) ---- 183116807 ->>183116707 ->despite producing movie videos - -Shit, another /tv/ “meme” that’s perpetuated entirely by ESLs. ---- 183116958 ->>183116608 -What if the rapist has a microdick ---- 183116971 ->>183116707 ->I clearly said I was dysdigitist all through the texts. 31, right? ---- 183116999 -https://sweden.postsen.com/world/87105/13-year-old-girl-missing-in-Denmark-%E2%80%93-major-search-effort.html ---- 183117020 ->>183116958 -Then he deserves pity, he’s been punished more than man can muster. ---- 183117031 ->>183115549 -fake money is still property. ---- 183117042 ->>183115053 -That does not matter. You aren't being tried for fucking a child, you are being tried for trying to. You can similarly go to jail for planning to kill someone, even if you never manage to do so. ---- 183117078 ->>183115358 -but it wouldn't happen of the show ---- 183117082 ->>183117042 -Conspiracy to .... is actually worse than doing the crime alot of the times sentence wise. ---- 183117124 ->>183115281 -This was a joke on cum town too -https://youtube.com/watch?v=LHi32rJ-lHM [Embed] -11:05 ---- 183117126 ->>183117042 ->You can similarly go to jail for planning to kill someone -You cant go to jail for planning to kill someone who doesn't exist. ---- 183117130 ->>183115549 ->If you fill your bank with fake bills and robbers come and steal it, did they break any laws? -Yes, they held up the bank staff in a robbery to steal these fake bills. It breaks a lot of laws ---- 183117152 ->>183117042 -Actually you’re being punished for typing lewd things that can be seen by a person “you think” (according to law enforcement) is under a certain age. - -This is a difficult distinction to grasp for ESLs such as yourself. ---- 183117236 ->>183117126 -You are again failing to understand. It doesn't matter that the person doesn't exit. It never mattered. You're not being tried for anything regarding a real person, only the attempt to perform an action. ---- 183117243 ->>183113880 (OP) ->Me, my mommy, and my daddy ---- 183117270 ->>183117236 -You are wrong. >>183117152 is correct. They aren’t being charged with “attempted” anything. It’s online solicitation of a minor. ---- 183117306 ->>183117124 -how the fuck do people sit through this never-ending laughing retard show? -ehehehehheheehehehh -ehehehehehehehhe -ehehh -EHHEHEHEeheheHEEHHE - -hejheheheheeheh ---- 183117332 ->>183117306 -There’s no reason to think of people who grew up on youtube as people. ---- 183117389 ->>183117332 -I didn't even know it was a youtube thing. thought it was a podcast. and whenever I hear clips of it it's that same shit, and I have no idea how anyone would sit through average podcast-length of that shit ---- 183117393 ->>183117236 -So you telling me, a druggie who is shooting imaginary jesus with imaginary gun and 100% believes its real would go in jail for attempted murder? ---- 183117476 ->>183117393 -Jesus is a popular name so yeah ---- 183117483 ->>183117393 -It's not a crime to kill the son of God, just ask the Jews. ---- 183117508 ->>183117389 -The phenomenon is called parasocialization. Basically people pretending they’re friends with said retards. The constant tittering works like a laughtrack. Podcasts exist because of time limits on youtube videos. ---- 183117511 ->>183117306 -But that's how I pretend I'm really there with my friends. ---- 183117513 ->>183117270 -Untrue. Solicitation of a minor is one of many charges they often face, with others such as attempted first degree sexual assault and/or attempted risk of injury to a minor. Solicitation of a minor is the bare minimum of what they face, but they almost always face more. - ->>183117393 -No I'm not. ---- 183117565 ->>183117393 -He’s wrong, stupid, ESL, and arguing from an incorrect position. ---- 183117718 ->>183117513 -Except all they’re ever actually charged with is online solicitation of a minor. Which is felony with a 20 year sentence in Virginia, similar sentences in other states with a similar statute. - -You literally have no idea what you’re talking about. ---- 183117741 ->>183113880 (OP) -That's literally correct though. ---- 183117742 ->>183117393 -If the druggy chats with someone named Jesus and creates a plan to murder them, then shows up to their house, yes. ---- 183117809 ->>183117718 ->Except all they’re ever actually charged with is online solicitation of a minor. - -https://dailyvoice.com/connecticut/norwalk/news/norwalk-sex-offender-jeered-after-pleading-guilty-in-fairfield-case/644119/ - -Several of these criminals are charged with all three and sometimes more. You are wrong, you can be mad about it but it's not going to change reality. ---- 183117815 ->>183113880 (OP) ->helps pedos learn how to spot vigilantes online ->makes sure the vigilantes falsified logs to get the actual pedos off ->a few retarded pedos only got caught due to them being in posession of alcohol or weed - -Why was Chris 'pedo defender' hansen like this? ---- 183117842 ->>183117742 -But that would mean there is real person, but there are no real minors. ---- 183117872 ->>183117842 -It could be someone named Mark pretending to be a fictional person named Jesus. Planning to kill Jesus and showing up and their house is still a crime. ---- 183117960 ->>183117809 ->plead guilty -I accept your concession, my ESL friend. ---- 183117970 -It’s always so funny when retards say “but there never was a child involved” or “entrapment” as if they’ve never heard of a sting operation before. I mean this is /tv/, they do sting operations all the time in television and movies when they go undercover as a drug dealer or prostitute or something. And just like it’s not entrapment when you willingly solicit what you believe to be a prostitute for sex, it’s no entrapment when you solicit what you believe to be a child for sex. Just like it doesn’t matter in a that there’s no actual drugs involved in sting when your undercover as a drug dealer, it doesn’t matter that there’s no actual child involved in a child sec sting either. Stop being purposefully obtuse and playing dumb. If you think sting operations should be illegal then say that. But you don’t say that because you know it’s retarded. Pedos are so stupid. ---- 183117994 -did any black guys ever show up i remember it mostly being whites and a few asians ---- 183118001 ->>183117872 -It’s funny how you’re completely wrong but too stupid to realize it. ---- 183118008 ->>183117872 -But lack of minor is equal to a lack of real person behind the jesus. ---- 183118021 ->>183117960 -You're now shifting goalposts. Your original post was thus: - ->You are wrong. >>183117152 is correct. They aren’t being charged with “attempted” anything. It’s online solicitation of a minor. - -They are charged with multiple crimes of "attempted" other things. You never stated anything with regards to a plea. Why would that matter at all? ---- 183118139 ->>183117970 -Prostitution stings have to target customers because a cop offering money for sex would be committing a crime. This is also why the fake prostitutes have to wait for a customer to approach and offer money for sex. - -The issue with online solicitation of a minor is it’s a statute that, to defeat in court, requires proving a negative (I did not think she was underage) when the police have evidence of the positive, and everything you say is treated like a lie to get out of trouble. Ya know, thought crime. ---- 183118144 ->>183113880 (OP) -That wouldn’t work unless it’s mutually acknowledged somewhere that it’s a role play like if they were on a role playing website or chat room, or both the parties involved specifically acknowledged their role playing. - ->>183113919 -I don’t think that would work either since they had such long and extensive sexually charged chat logs. You don’t need to have sexual talks for days, weeks, etc., and send hundreds/thousands of messages. You can always call 911 and let them handle it. And you should at least acknowledge that it was all a ruse, but they don’t do that. But even if they do that, it still probably wouldn’t matter because it’s not your responsibility to go to the girls house, it’d be the parents or police, and you have the address so call 911. Good luck convincing a jury you were just a Good Samaritan ---- 183118147 ->>183117970 -In my online community about cartoon horses we all larp as kids. I assumed this pony was doing the same thing. Don't be a bigot. ---- 183118167 ->>183117994 -Chris is a crat. He would never show blacks as they are, he worships them above anything else like all crats. ---- 183118187 ->>183118021 ->moving goalposts -You don’t know what this means. - -He confessed to all crimes before he was charged, then plead guilty. ---- 183118198 ->>183113880 (OP) -for me, it's the indian dudes who don't realize fucking a 15 year old is a problem and are annoyed when Chris won't leave so they can smash ---- 183118200 ->>183117306 -It used to be really funny and relatae at times. By the end of the show it had gone on for like a year and a half past its sell-by date and the schtick was extremely grating once all the actual good jokes were long gone. Most people i know irl who listened to it dropped off of being regular listeners long before the show ended. ---- 183118209 ->>183118167 ->>183117994 -What? They showed every ethnicity on the show, blacks, Asians, Jews (they even talked about how a group of rabbis were monsters), Arabs, whites, etc ---- 183118218 -None of these responses are funny. You are all 80iq Latino pedophiles like on the show. ---- 183118224 ->>183117994 ->>183118167 -Chris ain't the one running the operations. The reason there's so few blacks on the show is because they don't normally hang around on AOL chatrooms. ---- 183118241 ->>183118147 -Fun fact: discord could forward all those chat logs to the police and have you put in prison. ---- 183118322 ->>183116073 ->lot of loyalty for hired bait ---- 183118364 ->>183118139 ->This is also why the fake prostitutes have to wait for a customer to approach and offer money for sex. -Just like how the fake children wait for a pedophile to initiate conversation with them and try to solicit sex? - -And of course everything they say is treated like a lie, because it is a lie when the police have chat logs explicitly showing you believed them to be a child and that you went over to their house to try to have sex with them. - -And no, it’s not a thought crime. You didn’t just think about having sex with a child, you solicited what you believed to be a child for sex, then drove to what you believed to be a child’s house for the purpose of having sex with what you believed to be a child. A thought crime would be thinking about having sex with a child. These pedophiles weren’t arrested for that, they didn’t simply just think of having sex with a child, they attempted too. They just got unlucky and got caught in a sting. - ->>183118147 -Ok, but these pedophiles weren’t chatting in a roleplaying community, nor did the parties ever acknowledge they were roleplaying. ---- 183118422 ->>183118187 -You are shifting the goalposts. The circumstances of his plea do not matter. There are other criminals in both TCAP and HvP that pleaded not guilty to these same charges and were still found guilty of them. It doesn't matter either way, they were charged. You claimed none of them were. You were wrong. ---- 183118546 -All modern pedo hunters are trollshielding pedos themselves, Hansen was the only one to do it right ---- 183118550 ->>183118218 -That's not true at all and I don't appreciate this insult. I have 85 IQ ---- 183118647 ->>183118422 -When you confess to crimes of that nature, the police aren’t going to argue with you. - -Please stop trying to debate with native English speakers. ---- 183118738 ->>183118364 ->it’s not a thought crime. - -It is literally a thought crime because the criminalized aspect is what the suspect believes according to law enforcement. If (law enforcement can’t say) the suspect doesn’t believe the decoy is underage, then “solicitation” is not a crime. ---- 183118816 ->>183118647 -None of that matters at all. You claimed that no one is ever charged with these crimes. Several people caught in stings with TCAP and HvP were charged with these crimes. You were wrong. ---- 183118847 ->>183118738 -It is not a thought crime. The person is not criminalized for having thoughts, they are criminalized for acting upon them. Specifically, chatting with someone the person believes is a minor, sending theme explicit text and imagery, and then trying to meet up with them to have sex. None of these things are simple thoughts, they are concerted effort. ---- 183118929 ->>183118738 -But law enforcement can say that the suspect believes the decoy is underage, because the decoy presents themselves as underage and the pedophile acknowledges that and refers to the decoy as underage. Have you ever actually watched the show or read the logs? ---- 183119971 ->A valid entrapment defense has two related elements: (1) government inducement of the crime, and (2) the defendant's lack of predisposition to engage in the criminal conduct. ->Mere solicitation to commit a crime is not inducement. Nor does the government's use of artifice, stratagem, pretense, or deceit establish inducement. ->Even if inducement has been shown, a finding of predisposition is fatal to an entrapment defense. The predisposition inquiry focuses upon whether the defendant "was an unwary innocent or, instead, an unwary criminal who readily availed himself of the opportunity to perpetrate the crime." ---- 183120348 ->>183116378 -That was entrapment but the U.S is a third world country where 16 year olds sending each other nudes will go to adult prison for "possession of child pornogrophy" for...you know...having pictures of THEMSELVES. -The justice system in the country isn't about justice or wellbeing it just exists to make life a little more miserable for everybody here ---- 183120546 ->>183118198 -lmao ->are you here to meet this 15yo girl? ->yes sir but why are you here please leave before she come back sir thank you ---- 183120731 ->>183120348 -are you telling me that in the usa the following hypothetical scenario could cause trouble: ->born in January ->just turned 18 ->gf is born December ->currently 17, will be 18 by the end of the year ->we break up ->her nudes are on my phone ->this could get me in trouble -is this correct? it can't be. ---- 183120795 ->>183120731 -most states have a 5 year rule, that is if the lady is underage but the male is within 5 years it's considered ok. nobody would bust your chops for being only a year apart. ---- 183120881 ->>183120795 -yeah this makes sense, what i wrote >>183120731 would make no legal nor moral sense. ---- 183120967 ->>183116597 -immediately came to my mind ---- 183121034 ->>183120731 ->>183120795 -https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/teenage-girl-14-explicit-picture-selfie-distributing-child-pornography-charges-police-rice-county-minnesota-a8127001.html ---- 183121067 ->>183121034 ->Pedo tears: The article -Nice. ---- 183121126 ->>183121034 -What is wrong with americans? ---- 183121145 ->>183113880 (OP) -Just snatch a child off the street in a rural area with no cameras. ---- 183121164 ->>183121067 -Das rite what if that 14 year old girl molested herself? Obviously she has to go to prison to stop that from happening ---- 183121199 ->>183121164 ->girl molested herself? Obviously she has to go to prison to stop that from happening -:D kek ---- 183121209 ->>183121126 -they're puritans, every law to prosecute "sex crimes" is just a roundabout way of trying to make sex illegal altogether because it's a country of prudish psychos ---- 183121248 ->>183118847 ->do thing ->not a crime - ->do thing ->think thing ->crime - -Thought crime. ---- 183121255 ->>183120731 -You'd be in trouble if you had nudes of a child on your phone, why would that not be illegal just because you were dating her? She would also be convicted of distribution. -It's also illegal if you have explicit images of yourself from when you were under 18. ---- 183121318 ->>183120731 -You knew she was underage you sick fuck ---- 183121341 ->>183121248 -The crime is trying to meet up with and fuck a minor. You are not punished for thinking about fucking a minor. It is not a thought crime. ---- 183121352 ->>183121126 -fuck, i should've taken a ton of lewd photos of myself as a teen so i could jacked off to them now ---- 183121378 ->>183118738 ->doesn’t believe the decoy is underage -I haven't watched every single episode but the ones I've watched always featured either Hansen or the cops specifically referring to the chatlogs where it's abundantly clear that the girl is underage. -Otherwise the whole thing would indeed be pointless. ---- 183121389 ->>183121341 -Wrong. The crime is online solicitation of a minor. If going to the house was a crime, it would be textbook entrapment. - -Please stop trying to debate outside of your native language. ---- 183121416 ->>183121034 -Lol. America moment. ---- 183121431 ->>183121378 -How would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning? ---- 183121564 ->>183121389 -Can you please respond to earlier posts which pointed out that online solicitation of a minor is not the only crime these people are often convicted with? Because those are the charges which arise due to traveling to the believed home of the victim. ---- 183121608 ->>183116001 ->For me, its when the decoy runs off with the one guys keys 54:27 -What a bitch. She invited him for sex. Not the other way around. ---- 183121617 ->>183121564 -Refer to the part where people convicted of more crimes… confessed to them. ---- 183121710 ->>183121431 -It's 9:20 PM for me and I didn't have any breakfast today but thanks for asking anyway. ---- 183121815 ->>183121710 -How would you feel if you did have breakfast? ---- 183121851 ->>183121617 -Some of them did. Some of them did not. Jeff Sokol did NOT plead guilty. He was still convicted for attempted second degree sexual assault, attempted risk of injury to a minor, and enticing a minor. You are wrong that solicitation is the only crime levied, you are also wrong that those accused only face guilty charges if they plead guilty. ---- 183121899 ->>183121034 ->sending a 14 year old to jail for 10 years -Uh mutts...care to explain this? ---- 183121946 ->>183121851 ->doesn’t understand the distinction between pleading guilty and confessing to law enforcement - -Stop trying to debate outside of your native language. ---- 183121973 ->>183121255 ->bring gf home ->mom takes out family photo album to embarrass me ->shows gf picture of me running around naked as a kid covered in mud ->I can charge her with possession of child porn -Haha at last the tables have turned!! ---- 183121981 ->>183121899 -We need to do our best to maintain the criminal population, otherwise law enforcement would get bored. ---- 183122016 ->>183118546 -That or disgusting subhumans that get off on abusing people and go after the only target that society lets them go after. If they couldn't go after pedos they would be out there abusing homeless people or some other target. They are a step above pedos and they know it on some level so they go after pedos to appear virtuous. -It's the same reason why rapists and murders will beat them up/murder them in prison. Scum going after other scum. I wonder how many of these pedo hunter channels are ex-cons. -I mean, look at what 99% of these "pedo hunters" do. They verbally harass some pedo but that's it. Not a shred of their evidence is usable by police due to how it's gathered. ---- 183122052 ->>183121946 -Jeff Sokol did not believe he confessed to any crimes. That is why he pleaded guilty in a court of law. You are now discussing the mere act of discussing the events with police as being relevant in a discussion of whether or not suspects even have charges levied against them. You're bouncing all over the place. ---- 183122073 -Let me tell you a couple of three things: Electronic Role Playing Internet Chat Room ---- 183122098 ->>183122052 ->say things to cops ->they charge you for the things you say - -Stop trying to debate outside of your native language. But your IQ is clearly so low that it wouldn’t matter. ---- 183122197 ->>183122098 -This has no relevance whatsoever, they were charged for the things they did, not the things they said. There have been predators who did not speak with the police but were still charged. ---- 183122253 ->>183122197 ->everything you say can and will be used against you ->not relevant - -You are dumb as shit. ---- 183122270 -at the beginning of your chat with the underage girl just type DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING THAT FOLLOWS IS ROLEPLAY BY CONTINUING YOU AGREE YOU ARE OF LEGAL AGE ---- 183122381 ->>183122253 -It is not relevant because it is not why they were charged. Are you under the impression if you murder someone but do not confess they cannot charge with you with murder? ---- 183122391 -Unrelated to this thread but I sometimes wonder how often cops will just plant evidence. If they arrest someone for having drugs but turns out it wasn't, they probably could claim they did find some and no one would contradict them. I sometimes wonder how often evidence is just planted by cops to get a conviction. ---- 183122469 ->>183120731 -Some girl got charged with child porn for having pictures of herself on her phone. ---- 183122510 ->looking for work and stuff ->I got a virus on my computer ---- 183122516 ->>183122381 -It is why they were charged. Stop trying to debate outside of your native language. Shit, stop trying to talk about the laws of a country you don’t live in. - -Why are ESLs always the king of Mount stupid? ---- 183122553 ->>183122391 -They get people to confess to crimes they didn’t commit all the time, they don’t even need to plant evidence. ---- 183122619 ->>183118364 ->A thought crime would be thinking about having sex with a child ---- 183122636 ->>183122516 -They were not charged because of talking with the police. At times their confessions, where they existed, assisted the conviction itself. If the charge was based solely upon the confession then none of the predators would have ever been charged despite not speaking with them. ---- 183122642 ->>183122510 -That's a cool hat ---- 183122662 ->>183113919 -Only the dumb ones even make it to the house. ---- 183122687 ->>183122636 -You don’t know what you’re taking about and can’t comprehend how you’re wrong even when it’s explained to you. ---- 183122693 ->>183122619 -kek source? ---- 183122697 ->>183119971 ->no replies ---- 183122698 ->>183122553 -That's true, I didn't even think about that. I forgot people mistakenly think the world is a fair place so the truth will set them free, etc. ---- 183122716 ->>183120348 -How does a prosecutor even go about actually convincing a reasonable judge and jury to convict some teenager with CP for having lewd photos of themselves. Any argument would boil down to ->The evidence clearly shows that we should derail this minor's entire life because s/he wanted sex! ---- 183122730 ->>183114913 -Some of the guys with money had lawyers argue this. As some were in "roleplay" chat rooms. ---- 183122797 ->>183122687 -You are not explaining anything because you do not actually comprehend the difference between a charge and a conviction. You first claimed that none of them are ever charged with these crimes, then you tried to argue that the only ones charged are the ones that confess to them. Finally, you're now trying to say that the only ones charged are those that talk with the police. That is wrong. All of that is wrong. People are charged and found guilty of crimes every single day without uttering a single word to the police. You do not know what you are talking about. ---- 183122893 ->>183122716 -It’s the situation where saying the pictures are of yourself, the only way to “defend” yourself, is confessing to committing a crime. - -Then the prosecution gets the fact they were pictures of herself deemed inadmissible. Then the judge emphatically informs the jury their job isn’t to decide what’s fair, their job is guilty or not-guilty. ---- 183122944 ->>183122797 -It’s been explained in this thread. You didn’t understand, and it seems like you literally can’t, because you’re trying to discuss something outside of your native language/country, on top of not being able to imagine how you’d feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning. ---- 183123085 ->>183122944 -It has not been explained in this thread. You didn't even begin with the argument that you are ending with. You moved to it after being continuously proven wrong. Your first post was this: - ->You are wrong. >>183117152 is correct. They aren’t being charged with “attempted” anything. It’s online solicitation of a minor. - -That's incorrect. Many of them were charged with "attempted..." crimes. The only thing I don't understand is why you refuse to take one L, you're just going to get more delivered with interest the more you change your argument. ---- 183123137 ->>183122893 -The jury is entirely allowed to say not guilty anyways and the judge/prosecutor can do nothing but cope and seethe ---- 183123143 ->>183123085 -You are wrong. Simple as. ---- 183123170 ->>183113880 (OP) -not how the law works ---- 183123241 ->>183123137 ->Then the prosecution gets the fact they were pictures of herself deemed inadmissible. -This means the jury would never know and they’d blur the face of the images. ---- 183123302 ->>183123143 -Can you explain how I am wrong? ---- 183123343 ->>183115013 ->Some places, thats all you need to be hit with child grooming or whatever -Holy shit, stop watching twitch streamers. "Child grooming" is not a legal definition. I don't care if it's the Internet's favorite new buzz word. Discord ToS isn't a fucking law, either. ---- 183123502 ->>183123302 -Already have. You didn’t understand. You aren’t capable of understanding. ---- 183123636 ->>183117243 -The way the fat guy looks directly at the camera when he notices it's a trap is hilarious ---- 183123752 ->>183123502 -But you haven't. I'm perfectly capable of understanding. That is why I was able to understand that you mistakenly believed that no predator had been charged with any crime other than solicitation. I was able to understand that you mistakenly believed that no predator had ever been convicted besides those who pleaded guilty. And finally I was able to understand that you mistakenly believed that no predator had ever been charged except those who talked to the police. You were wrong on three accounts, and now you're wrong on four. ---- 183123821 ->>183123752 ->be wrong ->have it explained ->don’t understand ->keep demanding explanation -Language barrier and low IQ. ---- 183123845 ->>183123137 -The judge and prosecutor know all of the tricks and screen the jury for signs of wrongthink. You would be thrown off of the jury before the trial starts, and somebody even referencing jury nullification is grounds for a mistrial. ---- 183123865 ->>183115013 ->Talking is fine. Sexually talking is not. Some places, thats all you need to be hit with child grooming or whatever. -If by "some places" you mean places outside of the US, then perhaps. You are aware of the first amendment, yes? It's not the talking that gets them in trouble. It's attempting to have sex with a minor that's illegal. Chatlogs are used to establish intent, nothing more. You can't go to jail for the simple act of saying words, the founders were pretty clear on that much. If saying naughty things in front of minors was a jailable offense, there would be no music industry and every rock group and soundcloud rapper would be in prison ---- 183123889 ->>183117718 ->in Virginia -Ew. Imagine being someone who lives in a garbage poorstate like that. ---- 183123908 ->>183123821 -You did not explain anything, you simply shifted goalposts and then once caught being wrong accused me of being ESL. That's not an argument, it's just you being too proud to say you were wrong. ---- 183123913 -. ---- 183123969 ->>183123913 -Was he cheating on his wife with a 13 year old? If not, apples and oranges, bucko. ---- 183124010 ->>183123889 -They got one dude who didn’t even leave his house when invited in the most recent run. 20 years for text on a screen. ---- 183124056 ->>183123908 -Bruh you don’t know what any of the words you’re using mean. It’s clear to everyone. You’re about on the level of a chatbot that was trained to be wrong about everything. ---- 183124119 ->>183124056 -Do you understand that of the predators, many of them were convicted with or without a confession, or even speaking to police? ---- 183124210 ->>183124119 -You know you can confess to crimes without signing a written confession? Because everything you say can and will be used against you? - -Why do you think you have any understanding of a foreign county’s legal system? Your county’s legal system is irrelevant to the US. ---- 183124279 ->>183124210 -You know you can be charged with a crime without saying a word to anyone? Accusing me of being ESL because you misinterpreted basic law is rather petty anon. ---- 183124356 -Can you imagine what 99% of the human race who died before 1950 would think if they knew we we had a television show dedicated to basically ending people's lives for wanting to fuck teenagers? Not even fucking them, just wanting to. And the teenagers aren't even real. My great grandmother was 16 when she married my great grandfather who was 30 something. Every one of the great Greek philosophers fucked teen boys. Every single one. Prior to the 20th century, if a woman wasn't married by 25, she was considered damaged goods. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, the virgin Mary was 13 when she gave birth to Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, she was a virgin, but she was also married at the time. ---- 183124430 ->>183124279 ->doesn’t know what he’s talking about ->keeps talking -lol. ESLs. Being taught enough English to serve your masters doesn’t make you their equals. ---- 183124494 ->>183115053 -Are you retarded? ---- 183124524 ->>183124356 -It wasn’t its own show until it moved to youtube. It was a side-bit on an infotainment show called dateline. - -The only reason it’s a meme on 4chan is it gives ESLs some “stick to to the Americans” entertainment. ---- 183124548 ->>183124356 ->Can you imagine what 99% of the human race who died before 1950 would think -who gives a fuck -people doing degenerate shit in the past doesn't make it okay to do it now ---- 183124568 ->>183124494 -NTA, but he's fucking stupid. You can't be charged with a crime without confessing. It's the reason no one has ever gone to jail in the history of jail. Remember, kids, if you don't talk to police, they can't hurt you. ---- 183124572 ->>183124430 -But you do know that you can be charged with a crime without talking to the police at all. So arguing that the only people that are charged with a crime are those who admit to it is incorrect. Other than that, keep babbling about ESLs. ---- 183124637 ->>183124568 -If you stand still they can't even see you. But there sense of smell is impeccable, so never wear cologne ---- 183124638 ->>183124356 -My great grandfather had his teeth pulled without anesthetic. Do you want me to pull your teeth without anesthetic? ---- 183124642 ->>183124637 -you need to go back ---- 183124650 ->>183124572 ->>183124568 -You really enjoy proving you’re exceptionally stupid. ---- 183124679 ->>183124650 -Do you believe that if I stab you but refuse to talk to the police they cannot charge me with a crime? ---- 183124717 ->>183124679 -Please link the post that gave you this idea. Or just re-read it. ---- 183124735 ->>183124638 -your grandpa was a dumb bitch ---- 183124742 ->>183124638 -Of course not. But they didn't do that because they thought it was a better way of life, they simply didn't have anesthetic. If having sex with teens wasn't God's intent, he wouldn't have made them attractive or childbearing. ---- 183124856 -Remainder: the age of consent exists to break the human capacity to pair bond. ---- 183124893 ->>183124717 -Certainly: - -183118187: ->He confessed to all crimes before he was charged, then plead guilty. - -Then in 183121617: ->Refer to the part where people convicted of more crimes… confessed to them. - -Then in 183121946: ->doesn’t understand the distinction between pleading guilty and confessing to law enforcement - -You have said repeatedly that those charged and convicted of these crimes are in that situation specifically because they either confessed to the crim or spoke with law enforcement to begin with. ---- 183124917 ->>183116807 -lurk 2 years ---- 183124960 ->>183124893 - -I’m starting to think you’re literally retarded as well as ESL. ---- 183124999 ->>183124917 -“Kino” is part of the 4chan ESL pidgin, is what he’s commenting on there. ---- 183125004 ->>183124960 -It really doesn't matter what you think, since you've repeatedly shown you don't understand basic law. ---- 183125084 ->>183125004 -Its good we have a third world expert on US law in this thread to set everyone straight. ---- 183125134 ->>183125084 -It's* ---- 183125239 ->>183125134 -Thanks, without that perfectly correct English no one would be able to understand me. ---- 183125278 ->>183124356 -what's it like being retarded? be honest with me. ---- 183125312 ->>183125278 -You know you just validate whatever you reply to when you reply without an argument, right? ---- 183125386 ->>183125312 ->p-please reply to my b8 g-genuinely!! -you seem more upset than you should be over getting BTFO by "ESL"fags ITT who know more than you by the looks of things ---- 183125402 ->>183125239 -Anytime, ESL-kun ---- 183125438 ->>183124356 -there is a difference between wanting to, and acting on it -Mary was married, yes married. not casually being fucked by a stranger without long term intentions. obviously letting our kids (teens are kids) casually fuck strangers isn't a good look for society. ---- 183125573 ->>183125438 -But anon, without Jesus Mary couldn’t know God, so she was fucked by a stranger. ---- 183125695 ->>183123865 ->You can't go to jail for the simple act of saying words -Your can though, regardless of what the founders said or intended, e.g. true threats. ---- 183126152 ->>183113880 (OP) ->two words ->roleplaying chatbots ---- 183126461 ->>183126152 -Imagine getting arrested for soliciting a chatbot. - -Actually I think the fourth amendment would prevent that. Can’t put a chatbot on the stand. Same reason they can’t set up automatic traffic cams in the US. ---- 183127206 ->>183126461 -Could probably get you in Euro countries or Australia. Maybe a company could accuse you of some kind of vandalism if you teach the bot to be hypersexual. ---- 183127384 ->>183125695 -That's not simply saying words... ---- 183127537 ->>183127384 -Yelling fire in a theater is though. ---- 183127569 ->>183127537 -It's legal to do that. You are citing a literal myth ---- 183127720 ->>183115281 -On top of that ->show up on the show with a T-Shirt of Chris Hansen, >and do an impression of him during the interview ->complete with mimicking his voice and speech pattern ->and using his catch phrases. - -https://youtu.be/XiGG_hvTDU8 [Embed] -https://youtu.be/EDRIubKWcUY [Embed] - ->Maybe tell him you're his biggest fan ->and show him chat logs to your friends excited that you think you're uncovered a TCAP/HvP sting and might meet your husbando. ---- 183127853 ->>183120731 -Why the fuck do you have underaged nudes on your phone for any reason? ---- 183127919 ->>183127569 -In this dipshit's defense, actual Supreme Court Justices also parrot this myth, despite it being a myth. Which it is. At any rate, talking about sex or lewd things with a child is not illegal. Propositioning one for sex is. - -Although, if you do proposition a child for sex and start by "grooming" them over a period of time, that will almost certainly be used as evidence against you. While that part isn't technically illegal in the United States, it's still a pattern of behavior that is common in child abuse cases and will be cited where it can be. ---- 183127920 ->>183126461 ->Same reason they can’t set up automatic traffic cams in the US. -They do, though. ---- 183127954 ->>183127384 -It is though. Posting a threat on 4chan to kill a specific person is literally just words, and that /pol/tard was arrested recently for exactly that. ---- 183127980 ->>183120731 -People have been arrested on child pornography grounds for sending pictures of themselves. It's a preposterous miscarriage of justice that, while perhaps not violating the letter of the law, certainly violates the spirit of the law, but it has happened. ---- 183128010 ->>183127720 -Social engineering at its finest. ---- 183128093 ->>183127954 -No, it's not. It's making a threat. It is demonstrating intent to commit a crime. Or at least that's the excuse they're using. As I said before, soliciting a child for sex is illegal. Saying sexual things to, or in the presence of a child is not. An overzealous prosecutor may attempt to charge someone with solicitation of a minor for saying the word "penis" to creepily or something, but odds are the charges won't stick. It would be very difficult to win such a case unless clear intent is expressed. ---- 183128522 ->>183121209 -And that’s a good thing eurotranny. No go free Muhammad from his 2 week house arrest for giving your 9 year old daughter his bbc ---- 183128653 ->>183127920 -Should be able to win every time if you bother fighting the ticket though. ---- 183128774 ->>183113919 -One guy tried it. Don't remember how it worked for him. -Basically he said he knew it was Chris (or rather his team) all along and that he was talking to an adult (the bait) and all he wanted was to meet Chris. - -That said, on an interview Chris said something about them fucking up many times (they obviously didn't air those) on the first season because the predators had some actual defense because how they did things so they changed their MO and colaborated directly with the police so they could arrest the predators. ---- 183128824 ->>183116999 -She's been found alive. Some 32 year old pedo tried to kidnap her ---- 183128894 ->>183127954 -He didn't post a threat though. ---- 183129126 ->>183126152 ---- 183129439 ->>183128894 -Being charged with a crime and being convicted of a crime are two entirely different things. And this is a case that will likely go all the way to the Supreme Court, assuming it isn't thrown out early. ---- 183129485 ->>183113880 (OP) -How does Hansen defeat this? ---- 183129515 ->>183129126 -lolicon isn't illegal in any country that is not an Orwellian nightmare world. No need to make excuses here, compadre. ---- 183129523 ->>183116001 -cunny ---- 183129534 ->>183128653 ->>183127920 -if there isn't a court date, you don't have to pay the ticket. ---- 183129571 ->>183129439 -don't bother trying to argue US law with ESLs. ---- 183129572 ->>183129485 ->I assumed the gun was loaded with blanks ->I assumed that person I ran over was a mannequin ->I assumed lighting dwarves on fire was not unlawful -He doesn't have to "defeat" anything. OP's faggot fucking post is not an actual defense ---- 183129617 ->>183129485 -everything said after the reveal is treated like a guilty person lying to get out of trouble, unless they inadvertently confess to other crimes, which they will, the more they talk. ---- 183129627 ->>183129515 -and it shouldn't be. but lolicons are pedophiles. ---- 183129837 ->>183129627 -Ayukshully, pedophiles are people who use child abuse content, molest children or actively attempt either. Having a mere attraction to them is irrelevant. That's an actual clinical distinction outlined in the DSM-5 ---- 183129893 ->>183129837 -and don't forget that the actual definition of "child" is "prepubescent." ---- 183129908 ->>183129572 ->I assumed the gun was loaded with blanks - -Alec Baldwin is about to get away with saying this ---- 183130487 ->>183129908 -Situationally, it might work. But it's not going to fly as a defense outside of a film set. ---- 183130584 ->>183129893 -Technically yes, although it should be stated that "pedophile" is a clinical definition and not really a legal one. None of the men on TCAP would be considered pedophiles in the clinical sense, but legally it's irrelevant. And colloquially it's even less relevant. "Pedophile" to most people tends to just mean anyone attracted to an age group that the speaker deems uncomfortably low. People call DiCaprio a "pedophile" for fucking 20 year olds ---- 183130693 ->>183130584 ->people are morons who use words wrong - -wow really ---- 183130724 ->>183113880 (OP) -How has not one of these predators had a weapon on them? Or at the very least lunged at Hansen to choke him out? ---- 183130814 ->>183130724 -In the more recent seasons the decoy asks them to turn around to show they don't have a weapon. Although I think there were times when some of them were armed in the past. But by and large, pedos are weak and pathetic. All of these nonce outing videos happen and never do they make it a physical altercation. ---- 183130864 ->>183130814 -There are very few things in life that are considered universally wrong to the degree that simply being outed destroys the spirit and kills the will to live, but this appears to be one of them ---- 183131051 ->>183130724 -they specifically targeted retards. a girl being willing to have sex with them was the high point of their entire lives. ---- 183131221 ->>183121209 -Sorry you nasty fuck but prostitution should stay illegal it's disgusting and you can either learn to get laid or shut the fuck up ---- 183131397 ->>183131221 -prostitution is legal in most first world countries. including the US. ---- 183131476 ->>183124999 -Scratch that, lurk five years. ---- 183131490 ->>183121126 -he was probably arrested for distributing the pics to adults ---- 183131823 -Can we all stop pretending that teenagers aren't attractive? I don't believe a single person who claims this is not the case. It's a biological imperative. Every time I see a man who is like "ewwww gross I would never bang a 19 year old, they're still literally children" I know that I'm speaking to a liar and also likely a potential sex offender. ---- 183131840 ->>183131476 -been here since 03. ESLs are why "kino" is so overused. they're also why "chud" is being said unironically. ---- 183131915 ->>183121126 -America is the most dysfunctional country that has ever existed. It was founded by Puritans, and that aversion to sexuality is deeply ingrained in the culture. This is the only country in the world where gun violence is the leading cause of death in children whilst also simultaneously thinking the biggest threat to children is seeing a boob on television ---- 183132098 ->that guy who prepares a statement just in case if it's a sting ---- 183132653 ->>183116073 -It would be extremely painful. ---- 183132746 ->>183124856 -It exists because when a woman turns 25 she realizes that she doesn't get as much attention anymore. She looks in the mirror and realizes she can't do anything to change that, it's only gonna get worse and worse. So she puts a stick up her arse and leaves it there forever and decides to ruin everything for everyone. Feminist groups were responsible for raising the age of consent in the US and I wouldn't be surprised if other countries decide to copy them in the future. ---- 183132966 ->>183132746 -It's not over, either. There will be age proximity laws instituted in the future. I promise. And I'm not talking about the ones that currently exist, I mean it will be unlawful for a 40 year old to have sex with a 30 year old. This is already considered predatory in feminist circles and you see the national conversation playing out right now around Leo. By 2030, 65 year old boning 45 year old women will be considered statutory rape. ---- 183133032 ->>183132966 ->>183132746 -it is NOT womens fault -it is the fault of the spineless men that enable them ---- 183133059 ->>183133032 -I don't particularly care where you assign the blame, but it is going to happen. ---- 183133175 ->>183132966 -They really should just make sex without a permit illegal altogether. I don't think people really have the capacity to choose for themselves. You should have to petition the government to approve your mate ahead of time. ---- 183133219 ->>183133175 -what if he government deemed you incompatible for sex ---- 183133234 ->>183133219 -Society has already deemed me that way without permits being involved ---- 183133263 ->>183133234 -oh so you're just bitter -ok ---- 183133335 ->>183133175 -Not far enough, desu. You should have to get approval for each sexual act to make sure it's consensual. It should be verified by multiple parties and a justice of the peace. It's the only way to ensure consent beyond a shadow of a doubt. Although non-procreative sexual activity should be illegal regardless just to be safe. diff --git a/tv/183113898.txt b/tv/183113898.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a4754755088827dc9ac2a06da6dc4bf5fa757e4e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183113898.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,648 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183113898 -When did he look his best? For me, it's 1962 KingGoji. ---- 183114369 -that's one big pecker ---- 183114553 ->>183113898 (OP) -always liked heisei godzilla. looked like a kitty cat! ---- 183114771 ->>183113898 (OP) -I like a lot of the elements featured in the sleek badassery of Final Wars Goji. Really looks the part of an edgy hero and he plays this role wall to this day in comics and short films. ---- 183114824 ->>183113898 (OP) -Based KingGoji appreciator. ---- 183114840 ->>183113898 (OP) -68-72 suit ---- 183114879 ->>183114824 -Soul. I was looking for this webm. ---- 183114918 ->>183114771 -I generally like this look but he's just a bit too feline in Final Wars for me to be totally on board. ---- 183114947 -> Godzilla vs King Ghidorah -Love the muscular chest & they got the leg size balance about perfect, later 90s films his thighs became huge. - -> Legendary -If the head was more proportional to the rest of the body it would be #1. - -> GMK [pic related] -Would possibly be #1 if the belly was less fat & the legs less spread apart. Perfect head. - -> 1984 (suit not the cybot) -Love the lower placement of the spines. Only flaw is the oversized eyes. - -> 1989 - -gap - -> G vs Destroyah - -> Stan Winston's unused Godzilla design -Make the legs a little bigger, less spread apart & it would be higher. - -> Final Wars - -> G X Mechagodzilla / Tokyo Sos - -> G2000 & X Megaguirus -I used to dislike it but it's notably growing on me. ---- 183114976 ->>183114947 ->> Godzilla vs King Ghidorah ->Love the muscular chest & they got the leg size balance about perfect, later 90s films his thighs became huge. ---- 183114984 ->>183114824 -All apes rook same. ---- 183114998 ->>183114947 ->> 1984 (suit not the cybot) ->Love the lower placement of the spines. Only flaw is the oversized eyes. ---- 183115106 ->>183114947 ->> G X Mechagodzilla / Tokyo Sos -I feel like KiryuGoji is incredibly underrated. ---- 183115121 -Pic related is a good chart but they bunched up some of the suits too much. Suit from Mothra vs G is much better than the one from 3 headed monster so they should not be together. - -And both vs Bio and vs KG suits are great but they are different. KG suit has a much more muscular chest, longer neck and sadistic looking face. ---- 183115168 ->>183114976 ->>183114947 ---- 183115197 ->>183115121 -son of godzilla might have the most retarded lookin zilla, EVER ---- 183115310 -Ranking the showa suits... - -> Mothra vs -> 1954 -gap -> Raids Again -> Terror of MG -> vs MG -> vs KK (very overrated, head & hands are way too large) -> vs Megalon -gap -> Monster Zero -> Ghidorah t3hm -> Sea Monster -Large Gap -> DAM/Revenge/Hedorah/Gigan -Large Gap -> Son of G ---- 183115393 ->>183114984 -Funnily enough, Toho retained the rights for long enough after vs. Godzilla in 1962 that they had time to make King Kong Escapes and that Kong suit looks much better. ---- 183115417 ->>183115393 ->and that Kong suit looks much better. -No it really really didn't. ---- 183115462 ->>183114824 -Some shots that Kong looks good and some really bad. Never looks like a gorilla, much more Bigfoot-ish. ---- 183115494 ->>183115393 -Sock puppet monke. The apeman looked better in Half Human. And naturally the guy who made it and wore the costume later worked on Planet of the Apes. ---- 183115498 ->>183115310 ->Mothra vs -Nah. His rounded face and cloudy ass googly eyes severely undermine his supposed villainy in that movie. ---- 183115581 ->>183115498 -The vast majority of G suits look bad straight on from the front. -That one looks damn good from the side almost cobra like with mamillin lips. ---- 183115767 ->>183115581 -I think the lips make him look like a duck. I'll admit that the suit looks great in some shots and arguably gets better post-64 in its other outings. ---- 183115808 ->>183113898 (OP) ---- 183115888 -Godzilla 2000 for me (and I don’t care what anyone says this is Godzilla Jr grown up). ---- 183116462 ->>183115808 -Yeah, Shin doesn't get enough credit. ---- 183117482 -GMK ---- 183117736 ->>183115498 -He wasn't a villain, he was just clumsy after waking up and wanted eggs for breakfast. ---- 183117977 ->>183113898 (OP) -burning heisei > 2000 > final > kingoji > rest of heisei > gyakushu > shodai > 84 > gmk > mosu >>> zilla > daisenso >>> legendary >>> soshingeki >>>> megaro >>>>>>> musuko ---- 183118000 -In the cover of 1984 ---- 183118036 ->>183115888 -It isnt Junior -2000 G is the second after the original Gojira -And he's too destructive and apathetic against humans and civilization to be Junior -Junior was (possibly) in that anniversary animation fighting those Gigans though, his design looks like a combination of Shin and Heisei -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObDeGGRH-PY [Embed] ---- 183118434 ->>183117736 -They were thinking about what to do with him next but even though he was a villain in that movie the movie was already such a colorful fantasy that Godzilla was not scary and it's hard not to like him. His change in the next movie was quite natural. They could've just ignored everything that came before and not give him any reason to turn good. ---- 183119341 ->>183118434 -By the third or fourth movie, people start rooting for the monster ---- 183119547 ->>183113898 (OP) -KingGoji>GMK>90s>USA KingGoji>Shin=Ultima>that amusement park Goji>pic related>the rest ---- 183120677 -Biogoji ftw. ---- 183120720 ->>183120677 -Batoggoji is underrated, as well. Good compromise between the ferocity of Biogoji and the softened image of Radogoji. ---- 183120990 -I like the OG look. Fucker looked like he got hit by a nuke and survived, dude's all burned and messed up looking. Actually kinda scary too. Not really a Godzilla fan, I just like the original movie which is a depressing horror movie and not some capeshit with big monsters fighting eachother. ---- 183121526 -for me it's Spacegodzilla ---- 183121690 ->>183120990 -You're not impressing anyone. Everyone considers the original a masterpiece but also love the subsequent films full of charm and fantasy that made him such a flexible character. ---- 183121773 ->>183121690 -I was impressed ---- 183122125 ->>183120990 ->>183121773 -Samefag ---- 183122222 ->>183113898 (OP) -I like all of them, I would like to mension Goji2000 design, it´s underrated. ---- 183122269 ->>183114369 -Wait til you watch King Kong ---- 183122365 ->>183121690 -I was also impressed. ---- 183122442 ->>183121690 -Admittedly I didn't watch them, the concept just doesn't appeal to me and from what I've seen they look goofy and awful ---- 183122709 -My favorite godzilla movies - -Showa Era -Gojira -Godzilla vs Kong -Mothra vs Godzilla -Ghidorah the three headed monster -Invasion of the Astro Monster -Destroy All Monsters -Godzilla vs Hedorah -Godzilla vs Gigan -Godzilla vs Megalon -Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla -Terror of Mechagodzilla - -Heisei Era -Godzilla vs Biollante -Godzilla vs King Ghidorah -Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II -Godzilla vs Destoryah - -Millennium Era -Godzilla 2000 -Godzilla All out Attack -Godzilla Tokyo SOS -Godzilla Final Wars - -Legendary Era -Godzilla (2014) -Godzilla king of the monsters -Godzilla vs Kong (2021) - -Reiwa Era -Shin Godzilla ---- 183122796 ->>183113898 (OP) -Kiryugoji is peak. ---- 183122895 ->>183122796 ---- 183123025 -I want to see a more slim Ashoka style Godzilla with Heisei/Millenium level detailing and ferocity ---- 183123063 -Miregoji gets an honorable mention. I just love all the wolf headed looks in the millenium era and the horror show look of SokogekiGoji. Millenium is my favorite era for a lot of reasons though. ---- 183123104 ->>183123063 ---- 183123130 ->>183122796 -I would probably pick KiryuGoji if he kept the purple fins from MireGoji. ---- 183123252 -Oh, neat. New chibi Godzilla episode just dropped. ---- 183123498 ->>183113898 (OP) ->>183115121 -I really like the Mosugoji with the upgraded head from Ghidorah. -Gyakushugoji is also underrated. ---- 183123552 ->>183115498 -Yeah surprised people prefer the one from Mothra vs, I thought the new eyes and face they used in Ghidorah looked great. ---- 183123623 ->>183123104 -The more hunched proportions of 2000 looks so fucking good, Heisei is great and bulky but veered to looking a bit much like an anime chaarcter than an animal. ---- 183123645 ->>183123252 -It's much better then I was expecting. Chibi Godzilla team must have noted Godziban's multi-demographic appeal to get this funny and distance themselves from the "Actual Baby's First Godzilla" quality of the earlier stuff. ---- 183123830 ->>183122709 ->Heisei Era ->Godzilla vs Biollante ->Godzilla vs King Ghidorah ->Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II ->Godzilla vs Destoryah - -No Godzilla vs Mothra? Literally the best music, plot and fights. -Godzilla vs Ghidorah is overrated, worst practical effects, the new origin of Ghidorah sucks, and the whole story is a cluster fuck. ---- 183123973 -Godzilla for High IQ fans. ---- 183124035 ->>183123645 -They were targeting adult fans too so they don't feel miserable if they have to watch it ---- 183124072 ->>183123830 -I can't stand heisei era. The only one I even keep to re-watch is vs. Destroyah and that's just for the Hong Kong scene, the end fight and the epic music when he meltsdown. Showa is pure soul but mostly silly and untranslatable to normies. Millenium is the best made with the most "out of the box" concepts in the franchise. ---- 183124171 ->>183124072 -Godzilla vs Mothra has this song with the birth scene. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgp5Qv1GAaQ [Embed] ---- 183124352 -Boutta watch Tokyo SOS. Against Mechagodzilla was really fun and I love Mothra so it should be a good time. ---- 183124443 ->>183124352 -Kino artwork ---- 183124714 ->>183124443 -The heisei posters are so sick, hope the artist got paid well because he killed it. ---- 183124977 -Help me settle a bet, my friend says this is Biollante Goji but I say this is BatoGoji -Which one is right? ---- 183125196 ->>183124443 ->>183124714 - -Heisei is the undisputed champion of posters. even a hater of the era like me can't deny it. ---- 183125244 ->>183124171 -Mothra turns Godzilla movies into Mothra movies and wouldn't be shit without the amazing music. ---- 183125274 ->>183125244 ->Mothra turns Godzilla movies into Mothra movie -sounds based ---- 183125403 ->>183125196 ->Heisei is the undisputed champion of posters -Say hello to the US 2000 poster ---- 183125591 ->>183125244 -He's such a gentleman he lets her have it. ---- 183125657 ->>183125403 ->t. doesn't know anything about art or who the gentleman was that did the heisei posters ---- 183125697 ->>183125244 ->Mothra turns Godzilla movies into Mothra movies -And that's a good thing because Mothra movies are kino. ---- 183125738 ->>183125657 -Im aware, I just like the Millennium poster better ---- 183125747 ->>183125697 -It's false advertising man. ---- 183125763 ->>183124035 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga9VCWo0RG8 [Embed] -Yes it's just like that. ---- 183125930 ->>183120990 -You can argue that some the post-Showa stuff like the Heisei era, parts of the Millenium era, and all the Legendary movies are capeshit or capeshit-esque, but 1954-75 Goji movies each have their own driving ideas and themes. They aren't one big messy story that has nothing to say; each movie stands on its own and possesses a singular voice. They aren't all good, but they're all interesting and they certainly are not capeshit. I won't stand for that. ---- 183126206 ->>183125747 -Well..it was bound to happen sooner or later. ---- 183126258 ->>183125930 -Even after Showa, you still get Godzilla movies dicking around with genre and tone. ---- 183126441 -Godzilla vs Biollante, got a new suit without the derp eyes from Godzilla 1985, and they also give him an animatronic tongue, you wouldn't believe how much life it gives the suit to have it moving instead of always static at the bottom of his mouth. ---- 183126518 ->>183126258 -GMk and Final Wars come to mind. Outsider directors doing their own thing. One of the things I love most about the franchise is how much experimentation has been allowed. You'll never get risks taken like that with the monsterverse shit due to it being ruled by the iron fist of globohomo corporate stooges. ---- 183126545 ->>183125244 -Long live the Queen ---- 183126573 ->>183126441 -Plus Biollante is just great. ---- 183127098 ->>183125738 ->proud of your shit taste ---- 183127219 ->>183127010 -I definitely prefer those designs over the curent chibis although I can overlook it with that level of writing. Godzilla content for every demographic this is it. ---- 183127318 -UP FROM THE DEPTHS ---- 183127412 -SEVEN STORIES HIGH ---- 183127592 ->>183126258 -I agree. That's why my reply is a little clumsily worded; if I thought all of the post-Showa era was a downgrade I'd have left it at that. GMK, Biollante, Kiryu Saga, Shin, I love all those movies. I just think there's a purity to the Showa era that sets it apart, if not necessarily above. ---- 183127623 -BREATHING FIRE ---- 183127901 ->>183123498 -based gyakushugoji appreciator -I really like the fangs on him, make him look straight up bloodthirsty. -People say that the shin godzilla design was based mainly on the original, but I think its greatest resemblance is to the gyakushu suit ---- 183128013 ->>183127901 -Other than Shodaigoji, the only designs to realize that Goji looks better (scarier) with real ass fangs are Gyakushugoji, 84Goji, and Shin. ---- 183128162 -No honorable mentions for this guy?? ---- 183128232 ->>183128162 -No ---- 183128244 ->>183122269 ->Wait til it* watches King Kong -ftty ---- 183128395 ->>183127901 -It's one of his scariest designs, he really looks like a monster. ---- 183128497 ->>183128162 -No ---- 183128533 ->>183121526 -Kino design wasted in that shitty movie ---- 183128549 ->>183128162 ---- 183128571 ->>183128162 ---- 183128608 ->>183128162 -I don't care what /tv/ contrarians say I will never defend this trash movie. ---- 183128617 ->>183128162 -We're talking about Godzilla ---- 183128801 ->>183128162 -What the fuck were they thinking with this design? ---- 183129034 ->>183114771 -it fits the movie, however the weak jaw is one my biggest nitpicks about the 2004 design. ---- 183129056 ->>183128801 -Made by people who hated Godzilla but designed by someone who loved him. ---- 183129261 ->>183128162 -That's Zilla, he has a place among the kaiju, but he is not Godzilla ---- 183129392 ->>183129261 -There used to be a controversy about that. Then recently Toho doubled down. Sometimes they call it Zilla sometimes they don't but they mean the same thing. At least one Godzilla youtuber had the right take on that (and a couple other things as well). It needs to be said because G'98=/=Zilla was pushed by some really assholish big Godzilla fan accounts. ---- 183129433 ->>183128162 ->>183128801 -Am I crazy for thinking Zilla is a better American design than Legendary Godzilla? -Haven't watched any of the American movies desu but I'm not a fan of how Legendary Goji looks. ---- 183129493 ->>183129392 -fuck that movie. It was fine as a movie but it was NOT a Godzilla movie. - ->>183129433 ->Am I crazy for thinking Zilla is a better American design than Legendary Godzilla? - -Even though I don't like Fatzilla much at least it has the right design queues. Zilla is just a fucking dinosaur. ---- 183129509 ->>183129433 -Yes. You're crazy. There's a lot to criticize the Monsterverse for but the design of Godzilla is not among them. I guess the thighs are a bit too beefy, and personally, I don't love how in GvK his eyes light up when he uses his atomic breath as if he's Superman using heat vision (not a design flaw tho). ---- 183129519 ->>183128801 -"Let's have the guy who designed the creatures for the live-action Mario movie fuck up another Japanese creature design!" ---- 183129539 ->>183129493 ->>183129509 -Yeah I don't like how much of a fatass Legendary is. Zilla at least looks like a cool dinosaur, Legendary looks like he has diabetes. ---- 183129543 ->>183129392 -As far as I'm concerned, Zilla isn't Godzilla. He's a kaiju with a vague resemblance that Americans mistook for Godzilla. - -His son, Zilla Jr, isn't Godzilla either, but is far more worthy of that title. ---- 183129605 ->>183129509 -Make some changes just like they've done it tothe model of Legendary Goji used in tie ins. It really doesn't need much work and there's nothing inconsistent about it. In the old days even when they used the same suit the design was always changed from film to film. -And he's great. Lovely personality too but they need to use him more. ---- 183129616 ->>183129543 -That's canonically the case in GMK ---- 183129681 ->>183129539 -Knightian dinosaurs are also cool dinosaurs, even if they are now inaccurate. Godzilla becoming the biggest torchbearer of outdated but neat looking paleoart aesthetics in modern pop culture just gives him more character. ---- 183129695 ->>183129605 -I think Legendary has got his personality developed in a great way. In 2014 he's an animalistic natural disaster. In KotM he's an ancient god. In GvK he's a vindictive asshole but not without a conscience. It's the non-Godzilla parts of those movies that are bad. ---- 183129756 ->>183129681 -That he is. The biggest icon based on dinosaurs, perhaps the biggest reptilian icon in general immortalizes the outdated theropod reconstruction for all time. ---- 183129823 ->>183128801 -They thought it was more "realistic" because it was shaped like a T-Rex. Despite it being less realistic because at that size he'd never be able to stand up stooped over like that, not that any land animal would be so big but if it was, it'd be upright with a huge lower half for a low center of gravity. You know. Like the regular Godzilla. ---- 183129851 ->>183129681 -Inaccurate cool dinos > "realistic" giant birds any day of the week ---- 183129861 ->>183129695 -Well they didn't know what to do yet. At least they should keep it consistent in the future. If this particular version was made so we can root for him against someone else they better stick to it. Perhaps some more character moments at this point there's no reason to keep the monsters hidden and pretend it's still a surprise. ---- 183129872 ->>183129543 -That's how it is in Final Wars. Zilla is a separate monster (rendered with CG instead of a suit) from Godzilla and gets easily beaten by him. ---- 183129925 ->>183129872 -The rest of the fight was cut for time. Final Wars has so many moments but the action doesn't linger. ---- 183129926 ->>183129695 -He's such a smug prick in GvK. It's a bit of a shift from his nearly friendly demeanor in KOTM but Godzilla being somewhat of an asshole (but not evil) is often his best version. ---- 183129938 ->>183123973 -Freakin' loved the world building, hated the movies ---- 183129965 ->>183129872 -So does everyone besides Monster X ---- 183129998 ->tokyo sos ends on a sequel tease after credits scene ->we never got a third movie in the trilogy -Sad ---- 183130018 ->>183129851 -I'm actually fine with giving feathered dinosaurs more attention in media. And it is possible to make a feathered theropod intimidating. You just gotta avoid the garish plumage, especially when what feather color data they have found have been more muted or earth toned. - -Keep Godzilla and his old cohorts retro, but you could get a decent new dinosaur monster just from dicking around with newer species we've found. ---- 183130071 ->>183129926 -I'll try to overlook him because I know most of the context was lost in the editing room. I don't blame him for anything most of the time he was still saving the world I mean credit where credit is due. Next movie I expect a more friendly Godzilla back who's not on the edge constantly, maybe with Mothra too or Rodan. -Well friendly...more like terrifying to the enemies while everyone else is on his side. Unless Wingard just doesn't care for MV Godzilla from his solo films and just wants to give Kong all the good scenes. At this point I don't really trust him I mean he rehired Junkie XL the guy who doesn't even like this genre or he does ironically. ---- 183130100 ->>183113898 (OP) -Final Wars for me. Very sleek although I underatand if somefound him too lanky. But I think the definitive Godzilla look would be the Heisei series, specifically from Godzilla VS MechaGodzilla 2 onwards. ---- 183130111 ->>183129861 -They do a lot with a little in 2014. Like the closeup of him tracking the MUTO flying in, waiting to sideswipe him with his tail. ---- 183130240 -Im pissed they didnt have the Godzilla theme in GvK ---- 183130376 ->>183130240 -They didn't have anything. I can bully that asshole for saying what he really thinks about Godzilla movies because his music sucks. He doesn't have to care as long as he delivers. The lady who did the music for vs. Megaguirus and he Kiryu saga also didn't know anything about Godzilla. ---- 183130390 ->>183129695 -kotm could have been kino but they dropped the ball hard with the human parts ---- 183130411 ->>183130240 -Especially when Junkie XL's Godzilla theme is just some GilvaSunner-ass "Ifukube theme, but it just keeps repeating the first few notes of the intro" shit. -If they didn't want to pay Toho, just recycle the Desplat theme. ---- 183130424 ->>183115121 -Would be cool to have an image like this for Mothra and Ghidorah. I like seeing the evolution of the designs. ---- 183130441 ->>183130411 -never been more blue balled in my life, especially when i thought they were teasing it and were going to blast it later. nope ---- 183130625 ->>183129756 -I only saw this on old VHS tapes and CRT tvs as a kid. Only when rewatching it in HD have I seen the foot prints and tail marks. I always wondered why there was an extended shot of random beach as a kid. - -also, ->84GOJI IS BEST ->84GOJI IS BEST ->84GOJI IS BEST ->84GOJI IS BEST ->84GOJI IS BEST ->84GOJI IS BEST ---- 183130732 ->>183130411 -Junkie phoned it in so fucking bad for that movie. ---- 183130854 ->>183130240 -I'm starting to think Junkie XL is kind of a hack. He's never really matched Fury Road. ---- 183130867 ->>183130732 -After how all out Bear McCreary went for KOTM it was a huge letdown. ---- 183131372 -For me it's kinggoji 2 ---- 183131419 ->>183131372 -This is kinggoji. ---- 183131626 ->>183131419 -This is the same castle. ---- 183131867 -for me it's Burning Godzilla ---- 183131941 ->>183129509 ->>183129695 -Something about legendary Godzilla feels so soulless and empty. Like the Star Wars movies by Disney. ---- 183132037 ->>183131941 -No it doesn't. ---- 183132120 ->>183131941 -Something like the first attempt since 1995 to Godzilla a story a role and a character in his own franchise. ---- 183132157 ->>183132120 -Ok Final Wars was also full of character and had an arc. ---- 183132199 ->>183131941 -nah ---- 183132203 ->>183131941 -Yeah, it's the mix of the CGI and the generic American blockbuster feel. ---- 183132318 ->>183132120 -Godzilla must be a real sweetheart on his off day. -Sorry. ---- 183132566 ->>183131941 -I don't agree at all. They nailed Godzilla himself. The issues tend to be the stuff NOT related to Godzilla in the film. ---- 183132584 ->>183132566 ->The issues tend to be the stuff NOT related to Godzilla in the film. -Which sucks considering Godzilla is barely in 2014. ---- 183132624 -Godzilla decided he wants to be purple now do you accept him? ---- 183132633 ->>183132566 -They never topped Gareth Edward’s final kill. Adam wingard copied it like 3 times in Godzilla vs Kong. ---- 183132701 -I can't decide, I think all Godzilla is really great! Though Shin's spine lasers are just ridiculous ---- 183132760 ->>183132633 -They should keep trying. He could squish the enemy's head in his hands for example or impale with his fins plates. Just let him be cool and fight evil monsters and aliens. ---- 183132945 ->>183131941 -no ->>183132120 -no ---- 183132982 ->>183132624 -frig off barney ---- 183133047 ->>183132982 -Ok let's try this. He just wants to change something about himself. ---- 183133068 ->>183124714 -How am I supposed to take Ghidorah seriously when he gets his ass kicked every time he shows up. At least Mecha Godilla puts up more of a fight. ---- 183133091 ->>183125244 -Mothra a cute. ---- 183133105 ->>183133015 -Then he farts butterflies which kind of sounds like something out of boxing. ---- 183133123 ->>183133068 -He kicked everyone's ass most of KOTM and it took a nuke+Mothra combo supermode for Godzilla to put him down. The only time he was in trouble before that was when Godzilla ambushed him and pulled him underwater, Godzilla's turf. ---- 183133132 ->>183128162 -It's just a T-Rex. ---- 183133146 ->>183133105 -that's a moth you idiot ---- 183133149 ->>183133047 -It's Gigantis ---- 183133215 ->>183133123 -Even then his dead skull possessed MechaGodzilla just for one more chance to try and kill Godzilla. He was a determined fellow. ---- 183133240 ->>183133123 -oh you mean King Gonorrhea? ---- 183133259 ->>183133146 -It's my wife. ---- 183133276 ->>183133259 -She's spoken for ---- 183133348 ->>183133276 -Oh gee I don't know maybe it's not an issue how someone interprets a character if there are like million different versions. ---- 183133368 ->>183133348 -And that specific one is spoken for ---- 183133439 -Fun Godzilla thread were we having a serious discussion? I don't remember but I liked that chibi series. I read the interview with the creators but even without it it's clear they wanted to make it easy for the parents as well. ---- 183133442 ->>183133368 -she's the town bicycle. ---- 183133509 ->>183130867 -McCreary's "Go Go Godzilla" rendition is such a great song; it's my leg day go-to. ---- 183133567 ->>183132566 -I love that they never let the audience know beforehand that Goji was going to use his atomic breath in this movie. Seeing his tail fins begin to glow in the theater is an all-time best moment for me. ---- 183133575 ->>183133442 -Ok fun ends when it's about disrespecting basically the kaiju version of an angel or Madonna and I mean it. It's srs buisness. ---- 183133696 ->>183133575 ->srs buisness ---- 183133724 ->>183133442 -I never liked the Mothra-Goji pairing. They're just so different. Mothra is intelligent and sweet and good and Godzilla is just a big asshole who is only on the side of good when it suits him. Mothra has died multiple times for humanity; Godzilla would never. diff --git a/tv/183113917.txt b/tv/183113917.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5d047ea0619002184fc7428632f825c55162191f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183113917.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,208 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183113917 -I've seen most of her films and she nails every character she play, how does she do it? She deserves recognition for that ---- 183113992 ->>183113917 (OP) -She's Lea Seydoux btw, i should have chose a better pic for the OP, fuck ---- 183114050 ->>183113917 (OP) -How does she make such repulsive faces? - -Oh wait that's just how she looks. ---- 183114289 ->>183114050 -Thanks for the webm, here you can see how she plays a magnificent scene in which she is hounded by the media and she simply breaks under the pressure. ---- 183114320 ->>183114050 ->>183114289 -Walled ---- 183114364 ->>183113917 (OP) -She just plays the same character everytime. ---- 183114373 ->>183114320 -Stop saying that, i already proved you wrong ---- 183114414 -What's with all the Lea Seydoux threads recently? ---- 183114483 ->>183114414 -It's one troll. Notice the extremely low effort filenames all with "mommy" ---- 183114556 ->>183114414 -I don't make all of them ---- 183114584 ->>183114050 ->me underneath waiting for the steamy log she's straining to push out ---- 183114649 ->>183114483 ->troll -What about waifu threads is trolling? ---- 183114685 ->>183113917 (OP) -i loved her in death stranding, when she said 'im fragile but not THAT fragile' it really made me think ---- 183114686 ->>183114414 -Someone on /tv/ finally got some good taste ---- 183114704 ->>183114649 -Don't reply to him, he's just a jerk ---- 183114711 ->>183114649 -He's not a genuine waifuist ---- 183114723 ->>183114414 -Hideo Kojima just discovered /tv/ ---- 183114785 ->>183114685 -That's not how the quote goes ---- 183114865 ->>183114723 -Kojiman is a fellow Lea enjoyer too ---- 183114936 ->>183114865 -Based. ---- 183115247 ->>183114865 -she is so sexy, wish she did porn ---- 183115630 ->>183115247 -Man... that's kinda sick, i don't want her to do porn at all, that's defiling ---- 183115842 ->>183113917 (OP) -she's honestly one of the very rare people I've seen in cinema that I can say with confidence are natural actors. acting is wearing a glove to her. ---- 183115892 ->>183115247 -Surely that lesbo movie is not porn. ---- 183116200 ->>183115842 -Yeah, and at the same time she's one of the biggest Nepo babies of Europe. A spoiled rich girl that begged her filthy rich, well connected father to get her work in the movie industry ---- 183116235 -Can we get the Kate Mara threads back? ---- 183116364 ->>183114414 -Her agent. All Hollywood agents dump their clients on /tv/ sometime not even joking it’s obvious - -Check if she has any movies or a perfume line coming up ---- 183116513 ->>183116364 -You mean the gadon schizo is her agent? ---- 183116543 ->>183116364 -Deluded, this board is filled with adult virgins, shut ins and general freaks who rarely leave the house never mind buy products. ---- 183116615 ->>183116543 -I have a job, i have sex occasionally, and i post Lea Seydoux in my free time, fuck you ---- 183116727 ->>183116615 -Kek, you're over with me Seydoux schizo ---- 183117691 -Bump ---- 183118526 -See do? ---- 183119090 -She was so good in this movie too, amazing performance ---- 183119891 ->>183119090 ---- 183120261 ->>183119090 ->>183119891 ->blue hair - -into the trash ---- 183120290 ->>183120261 -It's not what you think it is ---- 183121041 -Ass ---- 183127181 -She didn't win the Palme D'or alongside her co-star and director for nothing ---- 183127590 ->>183126020 -love her face ---- 183127662 ->>183115247 -She's done a nude shoot and has gotten her great tits out on camera a fair bit ---- 183127717 -why doesn't she ever grow out her armpit hair :( ---- 183127746 ->>183127717 -What the hell is wrong with you ---- 183128461 ->>183113917 (OP) -it's the imperfections that make women beautiful ---- 183129270 ->>183127590 -Same ---- 183129437 ->>183127590 ->>183129270 -Imagine the facefucks ---- 183130828 ->>183129437 -Bump -Also hnnmg ---- 183131002 ->>183113917 (OP) ->How does she do it? -French. French women are effortlessly sexy even in old age. Something in the Wine or Bread ---- 183131020 ->>183114050 ->that's just how she looks ->posts a webm of her making a strained face -So...not "just how she looks". ---- 183131050 ->>183114483 -How is it a troll to post a well liked waifu? ---- 183131078 ->>183116200 -Then why has most of her career been very niche risky roles in French arthouse cinema instead of big blockbusters? She didn't start appearing in frequent US films til after Blue is the Warmest Color put her on the map. ---- 183131100 ->>183127590 -It's quite aristocratic ---- 183131179 -Skill and breeding ---- 183132006 -French ---- 183132126 -I like the pictures where she is acting silly. She always looks so sad in photos but you can tell she actually is very playful in real life. - -Anyone have the one where she is holding a barbell like it's her penis? ---- 183132314 ->>183113917 (OP) -She picks roles where she can play herself and not actually do much work. ---- 183132347 ->>183131179 -Specifically, breeding with the right penises in the french film industry. ---- 183132351 -Been in love with her since seeing her in Inglorious Bastards. ---- 183132484 ->>183132314 -This is entirely untrue and I'm wondering how many films you've seen her in ---- 183132499 ->>183132347 -Yeah no. Her family owns half of France. ---- 183132580 ->>183119891 -I only now realised that was her. ->>183131078 -she wanted to be an actress not a movie star, that is what the Hollywood films are for. -cara devigne is who you might be thinking off instead, as she only in it for fame. ---- 183132599 ->>183132580 -Also Cara is a truly terrible actress ---- 183132689 ->>183132599 -yeh just terrible we should probably not mention her much more. ---- 183132703 ->>183113917 (OP) -I want to kiss her gappy teeth ---- 183133328 -She is such a cute frenchie ---- 183133340 ->>183132703 ---- 183133542 ->>183133355 -She said in multiple interviews she kick nigger babies into trashcans whenever she sees one so she is also a /pol/ girl ---- 183133620 ->>183133542 -cringe /tv/ is a multicultural and inclusive board diff --git a/tv/183114232.txt b/tv/183114232.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6a6f9d50e09eddcb962aa54bc1c0d31f6bb42252..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183114232.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,139 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183114232 -admit it, it would be kino ---- 183114713 -It would have to be an animated series to work. ---- 183114866 -I read and enjoyed it until he introduced the 12 trolls and he just lost me. ---- 183115875 ->>183114232 (OP) -Assuming this would be one movie that ends at Cascade, they'd probably have to introduce the trolls earlier. The issue comes with balancing all 12, along with the humans (the important ones) from start to finish. They might just need to the cut the focus on them in half, and leave the other 6 in the dust. -Nepeta would be shoved in all the advertising I bet. ---- 183116084 ->>183115875 ->cut the focus on them in half, and leave the other 6 in the dust. -who would you cut and keep? ---- 183116132 -I have no idea what homestuck is about, can someone spoonfeed me? ---- 183116158 ->>183114232 (OP) -Would it show his cock? ---- 183116160 ->it would be movie ---- 183116345 ->>183116084 -feferi, eridan, tavros, equius, nepeta, aradia ---- 183116376 ->>183116132 -webcomic for autistic losers -same retards that latched onto undertale as the GOAT game ---- 183116407 ->>183116132 ->a kid and his three internet friends get a pre-release copy of a new video game ->the game is buggy and bleeds into the real world ->random interludes and side stories ->????????????? ->a bunch of alien trolls show up and start fucking with the main characters -I stopped reading there, so I can't spoonfeed you anymore. ---- 183116919 ->>183116084 -Similar to this >>183116345 but like I said, advertisers would loooove Nepeta, so in a wider view its not as simple. I think it would be either Kanaya, or Sollux, if not Nepeta. ---- 183117088 -Quite literally absolutely NOTHING will be able to top Cascade in it's original viewing. ---- 183118154 ->>183116345 -I can see it ---- 183118966 ->>183114232 (OP) -It was good until hussie killed off/black holed/character assassinated all the likable/interesting characters to focus on retards like kanaya and karkat ---- 183119260 ->>183116132 ->there are two types of people, normal humans and demons ->each demon is imbued with an element such as fire, ice, etc whose magic they can use ->they depend on crystals for survival, e.g. a fire demon must consume fire crystals ->they are on earth looking for such crystals ->demons have discovered that humans also have elements, in their case of light and dark ->light and dark crystals confer superhuman physical powers to humans but also enhance their tendency to good or evil ->one demon thought he could keep a dark human under control and use his powers to rule ->the dark human overthrew the demon and became the chief force of evil in both worlds -That’s pretty much the basics ---- 183119402 ->>183118966 -Retcon ruined the comic ---- 183119566 -is andrew hussie sort of like chris chan? ---- 183119599 ->>183119260 -That's only in the rare book series "Homestuck: Elementals and Milk" canon, retard ---- 183119611 ->>183114232 (OP) -You would have to cut out the last 50%, then it might be good. ---- 183119668 ->>183114232 (OP) -No, sweet bro and hella jeff is ---- 183119688 ->>183116084 -Keep Karkat, the chainsaw dyke (but don't make Rose a dyke), the blind chick, the retard, the Jester guy, and Vriska. Vriska stays dead and her and the Jester are the villains along with the green guy. ---- 183120145 ->>183119566 -Yes. ---- 183120183 ->>183120145 -This is a 40 year old man ---- 183120432 -Thoughts? ---- 183120466 ->>183114232 (OP) -homesteed (formerly homestuck) ---- 183120500 ->>183119402 -The comic was ruined way earlier. ---- 183120514 ->>183116132 -It was always popular with the tumblr crowd so I assumed it was pozzed and never bothered with it. ---- 183120557 ->>183120466 -lol ---- 183120596 ->>183120432 -Based. ---- 183120688 ->>183116132 -I was still on tumblr when it suddenly became hugely popular. The only thing I know is that it was a very fast pipeline from autists to gays to trannies. ---- 183120940 ->>183120514 -The first few acts made race/gay jokes threw around the word retard like beads at Mardi Gras but hussie invited more and more alphabet people to work on it and let them warp it into an unfunny pozzed piece of crap. ---- 183122084 ->>183114232 (OP) ->half the screentime is just kids texting each other -Wouldn't work. ---- 183122208 ->>183114232 (OP) -The only people I knew who liked home stuck were the same faggots who loved Stephen universe. They were bigger assholes than the school jocks and that was saying something at the time. ->>183116132 -Every time I asked this question I got retard answers that were just inside jokes relating to the comic. - -I read through it years ago, it was dogshit boring and read like an edgy fanfic. -I had more fun reading the gay harrypotter vampire fanfics. ---- 183122755 -Homestuck acts 1-5 is basically perfect and there's nothing to be gained by adapting it. ---- 183123747 ->>183122755 -You are delusional if you believe this. ---- 183123777 ->>183116132 -It's about a videogame that influences reality to destroy the earth and create a new universe. The first half is pretty good with a lot of occult themes and mystery. It devolves into boring teenager love triangles and homosexuality later on though. It's very obvious and blatant when the decline in quality happens. ---- 183123791 ->>183114232 (OP) -literally unfilmable ---- 183124823 ->>183117088 - -I remember staying up into the early morning on a school night to watch it only have it crash newgrounds and then be offered as a download. I think I fell asleep before it finished downloading and I watched it first thing in the morning. The sheer thrill of it had me bouncing off the walls for days, it was incredibly hype to finally see it after waiting over a month with no update. Funny to think that given how many mega-giga-ultra pauses there would be later on that that was the longest we had had to wait for an update yet. - -I was filled with so much excitement and enthusiasm for where Homestuck was gonna go after that, and then it just kept getting worse, and worse, and even worse still. I think Homestuck fundamentally broke the part of me that can get excited for media. ---- 183126146 ->>183124823 -caliborn was fun at least ---- 183126259 -It's amazing how hard this tanked when the trolls were introduced. I'm glad Hussie's life is a living hell now. Thanks for SBaHJ though. diff --git a/tv/183116013.txt b/tv/183116013.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a6dff6141df5e8713d12a4efdb738bdcac6b0368..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183116013.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,96 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183116013 ->soul ->EVEN MORE soul ---- 183117025 ->>183116013 (OP) -why are the new ones all just gore fests? then even went that route in ash vs evil dead ---- 183117409 ->>183116013 (OP) -those films are SO FUCKING COOL -they truly are the pure vision of a single dude - ->>183117025 -I like the 2013 remake, not more than I like the originals, but I just think they made the choice of letting go the comedy part, wich is a shame but is nice that they tried to make it differently, like something really new by adapting the old one to todays horror style. I prefer this then if they just tried to replicate/copy everything from the original. ---- 183118066 ->>183117025 -I didn't see the remake yet. What's the over/under on the new one? ---- 183118369 ->>183116013 (OP) -I like the first one more. It has better pacing and characters. ---- 183118410 ->>183118369 -I can fix her ---- 183118588 -no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ---- 183118672 ->>183118410 ---- 183118840 ->>183116013 (OP) -3 > 1 > 2 desu -The remake is pretty good but it's own thing. ---- 183119815 ->>183116013 (OP) -First one’s great, but I hated Evil Dead 2 ---- 183120274 ->>183116013 (OP) ->SOULMAXXED ---- 183120347 ->>183119815 -Who swallowed your soul anon? ---- 183120368 ->>183117409 -the part in 1 where ash is alone and reality just fucking breaks down around him is still great and unsettling ---- 183120855 ->>183120368 -That's the second one ---- 183121475 -i was really hoping the tv show was gonna be like army of darkness similiar to hercules and xena. I stopped watching I think season 2 when he was fighting a possessed asshole ---- 183121730 ->>183121475 -Season 2 I thought was when it got good. I enjoyed second and third season more than the first ---- 183121883 ->>183121475 -I couldn't even finish season 3. Was so bored with it all by that point. What works in a 90 minute movie won't necessarily work in a serialized TV show over multiple seasons. ---- 183122065 -I play the game a heap though. pretty pumped for baal coming out on the 26th ---- 183122432 ->>183116013 (OP) -I've tried numerous times throughout my life to watch an Evil Dead movie but have never gone past 15 minutes before dropping it. And for some reason every time I think of Evil Dead I remember about the Re-Animator movies, now these I love. ---- 183122554 -fucking love this scene. simplest, cheapest effect but it looks uncanny ---- 183123451 ->>183122065 -Pedro's hair looks even more ridiculous in video game form ---- 183123853 ->>183118410 -She doesn't need fixing ---- 183123923 ->>183123853 -Based ---- 183124213 ->>183118588 -Can't really complain about lack of directing experience when it comes to Evil Dead. ED was Sam Raimi's first real movie too. ---- 183124230 ->Mfw she starts talking about how being molested as a 15 year old actually felt good. ---- 183124292 -has anyone seen the new one? It doesn’t look anything like the original EDs ---- 183124398 -Army of darkness is the best one. Then the original. 2 sucks ---- 183125163 ->>183120855 -this is the greatest scene ever made ---- 183125422 ->>183124292 -I didn't like the remake so not sure I want to watch this, despite having Raimi and Campbell's support. Shit, the remake did too and look how good that did ---- 183125721 ->>183120855 -This shot is more famous than most countries. ---- 183125814 ->>183125721 -I always think of dick van dyke as the chimney sweeper in mary poppins when I see that pic ---- 183125846 ->>183116013 (OP) -Evil Dead 2 puts me to sleep ---- 183125855 -Evil Dead 1 was a horror, Evil dead 2 was a comedy , well ARMY OF DARKNESS IS AN ADVENTURE! Sam Rami said something along these lines lol diff --git a/tv/183116017.txt b/tv/183116017.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b8f943893991f55704594f29aa0508214e99725a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183116017.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,332 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183116017 -What was so funny? ---- 183116379 ->uneducated tribal people don't understand the nuances of gender ---- 183116410 ->>183116017 (OP) -They imagined your mom ---- 183116450 ->>183116379 ->leftoids: nooooo you cant call niggers dumb you fucking nazi ->also leftoids: niggers are fucking dumb because they dont understand my neovagina ---- 183116559 ->>183116450 -KEK -neovaginazi ---- 183116617 ->>183116017 (OP) -Aren't masaai supposed to be high? ---- 183116676 ->>183116017 (OP) -*laughs in african* -actual subsharan africans in Africa can be really based ---- 183116753 ->>183116017 (OP) -look how uncomoftable he is. he knows its stupid but he gotta ask this stupid question to tribal blacks from africa though. his boss said so ---- 183117180 ->>183116676 -https://youtu.be/Dhst49L1Jds [Embed] -Never been to Africa, but my experience with African immigrants in the USA is that they are the most based people on earth and usually extremely hard working. They've told me as an outsider (I'm a chink) they're sick of the multigenerational "African Americans" who are a victim/slave mentality as well as their violent natures, criminal culture, broken family structures, and awful diets. -Naturally this makes the multigen African Americans seethe more and some are trying to differentiate them apart, such as the ADOS identity. - -Is there kino that depicts the strife between the African American community with African immigrants? Preferably a character who has one parent as an immigrant and another who was here for generations? ---- 183117290 ->>183116017 (OP) -trannies are a modern thing to people on survival mode 24/7 its a fucking joke ---- 183117411 ->>183117180 ->they are the most based people on earth -Has to do with their upbringing and conservative values, and how they tend to genuinely appreciate the opportunities they're given because they know how shit it was back home. ---- 183117518 ->>183116017 (OP) -Ignorance is not a form of wisdom. ---- 183117543 ->>183116017 (OP) -to people living in actual reality the pseudo-cultural fodder fed to western cattle is just laughable, these people still possess an intact noetic faculty, which among civilized "peoples" in general gets suppressed as much as possible in favor of hive memes, also called "education" ---- 183117586 ->>183117180 -family structure is better maintained in africa, so not surprised those immigrants do better, particularly nigerians. ---- 183117604 -Masai people are cool because they gave us cows after 9/11. I hope we have them some cows back ---- 183117607 ->>183116379 ->uneducated tribal people don't understand the nuances of western mental derangement ---- 183117623 ->>183116450 -You imagined 75% of your post ---- 183117631 ->laughs in African -Say what you want about them when they’re left to their own devices they are a comedy goldmine and don’t seem that bad, at least in Africa anyway ---- 183117642 ->>183117607 -If it wasn't for all the rape, AIDS, pedophilia, racism and lack of common law I'd consider moving to Africa. ---- 183117645 ->>183117604 -If only those towers were full of cows instead of people, many lives would have been saved ---- 183117675 ->>183117642 -How is that any different from being a burger? ---- 183117703 ->>183117675 -I live in a 95% white country, the fuck you on about? ---- 183117722 -Trannies are the most privileged group of humans to ever exist and to people like the Masaai the whole situation is just laughable ---- 183117727 ->>183116379 ->>183116450 ->>183117607 -Actually according to twitter and the modern left, most native groups had a different concept all together that was way more accepting that western society. Such as concepts like two spirits, Faʻafafine, etc. ---- 183117757 ->>183116017 (OP) ---- 183117792 ->>183116017 (OP) -african tribals literally laugh at americans because of shit like this and the fact that suicide exists and is pretty widespread ---- 183117796 ->>183117727 ->Such as concepts like two spirits, Faʻafafine, etc. -But these types of people do not claim to be biological women or demand to be treated as such. They are accepted but considered 'different' within the tribe ---- 183117828 ->>183116379 -Damn you managed to be dumber than uneducated people lmao ---- 183117859 ->>183117703 ->lives in predominantly white country ->wants to move with niggers -Huh? ---- 183117861 ->>183117722 -If I died and they used my skin for tranny fannies I would haunt that surgeon until they lost their mind and blew their brains out ---- 183117893 ->>183117859 -It's a joke, retard. You think they're gonna be rid of AIDS, racism, pedophilia and killing each other in the streets anytime this century? ---- 183117903 ->>183117180 ->Is there kino that depicts the strife between the African American community with African immigrants -There's that movie where will smith plays the Nigerian doctor who blew the whistle on CTE in football. An African American football player gets mad and tell him to go back to Africa. ---- 183117942 ->>183117411 -One of the most common copes and whines I hear from ADOS types is how African immigrants are rich, privileged and never had to face slavery, segregation, and systemic racism. They have this impression that the only Africans from Africa descended from the ones that sold them into slavery. - -Nigger, slavery was formally abolished in the USA in 1865. In 1981, the last African country formally banned slavery although it's still widely practiced in the continent. And it wasn't the comfy slavery of the USA where the master made a major investment and would house and feed and make mulatto children with. No, it was King Leopold style where they cut off your fucking hand for not meeting a quota or the Dahomey kind where they decided to ritualy sacrifice slaves by the hundreds to appease Gods. -All of Africa aside from Ethiopia/Eritrea was colonized and policed by colonial authorities that practiced caste and racial segregation. Of course most people are aware of South Africa's apartheid which only ended in the 1990's, but it was like this all over Africa in the early 20th Century. Ethiopia/Eritrea which fought off colonialism has much in common with the rest of Africa as famine zones, epidemic zones, and warzones. -Most African immigrants I've spoken to remember childhoods with no utilities from running water, toilets, and electricity in their homes. They had to walk long distances to school, endured starvation, and war. - -And these coddled American niggers are calling African immigrants privileged because they debunk their pathetic excuses. African immigrants have the highest rates of attaining higher education and the highest rates of starting their own businesses. ---- 183117956 ->>183117861 -Your legacy would still be being a frankenstein neovagina ---- 183117967 ->>183117722 ->>183117861 ->be racist trumper ->die ->skin used for tranny vag ->tranny boasts about it by letting aids infected bbc fill its bloody hole with semen -Cyberpunk plotline right there ---- 183117993 ->>183117956 -It's a tranny, my skin will join me in the ground soon enough ---- 183118006 ->>183117942 -I remember listening to Thomas Sowell talking about how the slaves had it far better than the later Irish immigrants ever did, since at least the slaves were treated as property that was hard to replace, while the Irish could die and nobody really cared ---- 183118007 ->>183117727 -And yet they still laugh at the idea that a woman can have penis, interesting isn't it? To claim colonization did away with this perceived third gender while these western countries today are the ones pushing it will never not be funny. ---- 183118018 ->>183117180 ->Never been to Africa -You wouldn't have this opinion if you had ---- 183118031 ->>183117942 -African immigrants in Western countries are often privileged however. Look at Israel Adesanya, he had servants back in Nigeria ---- 183118037 ->>183116379 -genders don't exist there is no nuance to that. -You're either male or female. end of the story. -Even if you want to wear a dress you're still a dude. ---- 183118044 ->>183116017 (OP) ->laughs in African -lmao ---- 183118072 ->>183117623 -you cut off 100% of your penis, and you still aren't a woman ---- 183118094 ->>183117180 ->Is there kino that depicts the strife between the African American community with African immigrants? -This is a good idea, but it seems to go against American race politics where you cannot question or criticize African Americans in any way. - -It could make a good comedy for an African family going back to their roots in Africa and expecting to be welcomed by their fellow Africans but finding out they are reviled there as complete freaks. ---- 183118108 ->>183116450 -You're underestimating how many trannies/lgbt people are right wingers ---- 183118112 ->>183118037 -I remember a professor I once had talking about some random fucking Indian tribe who apparently had this "spiritual third gender" or some shit, and she was kind of implying that because these primitives had weird spiritual practices that there could be more than two genders. ---- 183118125 -They'd kill "her" for getting possessed by some jungle demon ---- 183118157 ->>183117722 -This is why you shouldn't donate your organs ---- 183118174 ->>183116379 -This level of cope ---- 183118178 ->>183118112 -some liberal native woman in the 90s came up with the 2 spirit shit lol ->The creation of the term “two-spirit” is attributed to Elder Myra Laramee, who proposed its use during the Third Annual Inter-tribal Native American, First Nations, Gay and Lesbian American Conference, held in Winnipeg in 1990. ---- 183118185 ->>183117180 -wtf she cute ---- 183118191 ->>183116017 (OP) ->tribe where males and females all shave their heads and wear the same clothes ->transgender shit isn't even a concept to them ---- 183118207 ->>183118178 -Knew the Injuns were a bit too smart for this shit. ---- 183118210 ->>183116017 (OP) ->be tribal people that manage to keep traditional way of life ->shitheads show up to ask you stupid questions so they can film you -Why don’t they leave these poor people alone? ---- 183118258 ->>183118191 -They wear different cloth pieces, accessories and colors to differentiate the genders and their age/position within the tribe. ---- 183118267 ->>183118210 -Because subconsciously they view them as lesser humans for being different than they are so they must educate them, enlighten them. They may not see it that way but it's exactly what they're doing. ---- 183118268 ->>183116379 -They can barely feed themselves and they have to bear watching 70% of their own children die horribly, why the fuck should they worsen their condition with made up shit about pronouns and feminine penises. ---- 183118277 ->>183116017 (OP) -When will the US invade this backwards country to free their oppressed trans minorities? ---- 183118293 ->>183117903 ->On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 58% based on 207 reviews, with an average rating of 6.00/10. The website's critical consensus reads, "Concussion lands a solid, well-acted hit on its impressively timely subject matter, even if its traditional, sports drama structure is a little too safe to deserve a full-on dance in the end zone."[30] On Metacritic, the film has a score of 55 out of 100, based on 39 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews".[31] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A" on an A+ to F scale.[27] -What's your opinion on this film? Slop? Meh? Kino? -My life is only so short, and I don't care about American HandEgg. ---- 183118321 ->>183118108 -1. It's still less than what's on the left. -2. You're ignoring how many racists on the left. ---- 183118401 ->>183118267 ->Because subconsciously they view them as lesser humans for being different than they are so they must educate them, enlighten them. They may not see it that way but it's exactly what they're doing. - -Are you talking about leftists since that's how they see outsiders. ---- 183118408 ->I must go to the island and spread the good word of Transsexualism to these natives! It is my destiny! ---- 183118420 ->>183117861 ->>183117967 -Maybe they use recycled trannies as the material ---- 183118431 ->>183118408 -Based xenophobic spearchuckers. ---- 183118459 ->>183118408 -if these people never hear of God what happens to them though? ---- 183118469 ->>183118401 ->leftists -I’m not a leftist and I view them as lesser humans because they’re negroes. ---- 183118470 -Favorite part ---- 183118495 ->>183117623 -He's replying to exactly that post you shit brain ---- 183118496 ->>183117180 -They touch on it in the Netflix series Dear White People. The African international students eventually distance themselves from the African Americans. Even has an episode on Hoteps ---- 183118497 ->>183118401 -I guess it can be applied to them ---- 183118579 ->>183118459 -If you've literally never even heard of him you don't go to Hell since you were never given the choice. It depends if you believe in Purgatory whether or not they get to atone and then go to Heaven or if they just go to Heaven anyway since they never had a chance to begin with. ---- 183118608 ->>183116379 ->being a mentally ill gaytard who cuts off their dick and pretends they're a woman is now "nuanced" -kek, that's like saying there's a nuance to the fingers on a hand because some poos are born with 6 fingers. every sane person will tell you humans have 5 fingers per hand, rather than rewriting the human language and categorical science to accommodate a tiny fraction of the population ---- 183118623 ->>183116379 -That seems kind of racist. ---- 183118794 ->>183118185 ->>183117180 -ikr? I want to make Asian-African goblin children with her. - ->>183118496 -O rly? ->I remember when the first movie came out it caused a bunch of fragile white tears from the title alone. ->Then when the Netflix show came out, there were a bunch of salty black tears being shed over the internet. ->But I never bothered to read up on why. Although I believe some of the black manosphere that Hoteps are a part of were seething one of the main black female SJW characters dates a whiteboy. ---- 183118803 ->>183116379 -Everytime you argue with a libtard, just remember that they don't know if someone born with a dick is a man or a woman. -Even Supreme Court Justice special diversity hire Ketanji Brown Jackson couldn't couldn't say, and said she needed a biologist to answer the question. That's how far removed from reality these people are. ---- 183118861 ->>183116379 -nice bait ---- 183118983 ->>183117727 ->muh two spirit -that has nothing to do with gender -stop appropriating native culture you filthy troon ---- 183119502 ->>183117727 ->According to my Samoan friend the Faʻafafine were never truly accepted. ->And it wasn't some identity expressed by the individual for freedom ->but something forced upon children ->i.e. the Chief has no sons so he orders that his daughter act as and be treated as a son so she can inherit. -It is true that Westerners (Samoan is almost all Mormon) stamped out the last vestiges of it. - ->The two-spirit term is attributed to Elder Myra Laramee, who proposed its use during the Third Annual Inter-tribal Native American, First Nations, Gay and Lesbian American Conference, held in Winnipeg in 1990. The term is a translation of the Anishinaabemowin term niizh manidoowag, two spirits. ->"Two-spirit" was intended as a PC term to replace an old slur "berdache" which meant a "kept boy." ->There are no sources or even reputable oral history backing up that two-spirits were transgender people that were commonly accepted in Native societies. All sources of berdaches come from written accounts by whites who describe them as homosexual men with a few unsourced things describing something more akin to non-binary people. -https://objectnow.org/debunking-the-two-spirit-myth/ -https://lgbtqhealth.ca/community/two-spirit.php - -TL:DR: Historical revisionists are appropriating indigenous cultures to falsely claim transgenderism was natural and common in the non-white world until the evil Europeans erased it. If anything they are erasing enbys by taking these terms meant for them and homosexuals. ---- 183119825 ->>183119502 ->replace an old slur "berdache" which meant a "kept boy." -OOF sounds like a buck broken cock slave ---- 183120777 ->>183116017 (OP) -is this some Vice shit? ---- 183120790 ->>183117722 -Wait I thought kevin already got the amhole ---- 183121728 ->>183120777 -It's from the Matt Walsh documentary "What Is a Woman?" - -https://youtu.be/42ivIRd9N8E [Embed] - -https://youtu.be/nhWo1AOrSrY [Embed] ---- 183122635 ->>183121728 -is this worth watching? ---- 183123088 ->>183117645 -The towers were filled with cattle, just not cows. ---- 183123871 ->>183118459 -The wrath of God remains on them ---- 183124397 ->>183122635 ->Watching? Yeah. ->Paying money for? Prob not. ---- 183124437 ->>183116379 -Uncivilized Niggers need to stop marginalising queer trans women's bodies ---- 183124495 ->>183123088 -Based ---- 183125586 ->>183124437 -Kek diff --git a/tv/183116162.txt b/tv/183116162.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1e985773e07b1b557d7edfd9f994d76a84ca0e4a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183116162.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,152 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183116162 -Watching interviews of Kent McCord, the guy is extremely classy and well spoken. You wouldn’t know actors were liberal or conservative in those eras. What happened? ---- 183116233 ->>183116162 (OP) -Hollywood liberals doubled down once McCarthy was out. ---- 183116300 ->>183116233 -It’s crazy. Just watching interviews from before that time, people were quiet and very apolitical. Very different from today’s Hollywood with the Alec Baldwins and Samuel L Jackson’s who are super liberal. ---- 183116332 ->>183116162 (OP) -Celebrities back in those days knew they had public personas to maintain. TV and movie stars had somewhat mythic statuses in the public eye. Fast forward to today when every celebrity has social media to spout their braindead opinions onto the Internet. It's just another consequence of smartphones becoming prolific and ruining things. ---- 183116469 ->>183116332 -It was before sleaze and crash TV. For all I know, someone like Kent could’ve been a big liberal but he was so quiet and classy that you wouldn’t know. In comparison to celebrities of later eras, someone like him unintentionally comes off as more conservative by comparison. The liberals of that JFK era I don’t think would feel welcomed with the liberals of today. ---- 183116588 ->>183116332 -Even sports stars back then weren’t super political. Maybe Muhammad Ali but he was legit a beast out there and took brutal punishment. People forgave him for being anti white. He wasn’t a bitch like Colin Kaepernick. ---- 183116737 ->>183116588 -I doubt people back then cared that much about politics compared to today since the only means of getting news were newspapers, the radio, or the whopping three TV channels they had back then that reported the news for 15-30 minutes each night. ---- 183116923 ->>183116737 -Fair ---- 183116955 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBKzMdSMx1E [Embed] ---- 183117030 ->>183116955 -He was a good guy, a tragic bard ---- 183117140 ->>183116162 (OP) -Kent thread? -Adam-12 thread? -Jack Web thread? -so many possibilities ---- 183117611 ->>183116162 (OP) ->What happened? -The decline of professionalism, in literally every single sphere known to man ---- 183117820 ->>183117140 -Always a first for everything! ---- 183118101 ->>183116162 (OP) ->What happened? -The rise of identity politics for power hungry politicians ---- 183118137 ->>183117611 ->>183118101 -Fair ---- 183118391 ->>183117030 -Very true ---- 183118417 ->>183118054 -I hate Emergency. It used to also always be on in my old job's break room when I was on lunch. It was that or The Rifleman and I'd take Rifleman any day. ---- 183118466 ->>183118054 -Randolph Mantooth's face is aggressively 70s. ---- 183118636 ->>183118417 -MeTV is silent gen/boomer TV kino ---- 183119127 ->>183118636 -Agreed ---- 183119373 ->>183118466 ---- 183119399 -All actors are faggots ---- 183119635 ->>183116162 (OP) ->Said he'd rather go to jail than Vietnam ->Network wanted him fired ->Jack Webb, despite incredibly disagreeing with his statement fought to keep him because he was a good actor and he liked him - -You would never see political opposites standing up for each other in entertainment nowadays. ---- 183119690 ->>183119635 -most cops were anti-vietnam ---- 183119743 ->>183119690 -Plus Kent did a lot of work over the years supporting the police. He’s always been crazy attached to them. He wasn’t going to get stabbed by some gook in a jungle. ---- 183119752 ->>183118417 -Has /pol/ ruined me? I can't unsee the subliminal messaging. ---- 183119878 ->>183119752 -Idk ---- 183120116 ->>183119399 -? ---- 183120207 ->>183120116 -Did I stutter? ---- 183120937 -Chad! ---- 183121231 ->>183116162 (OP) -Public Relations changed. The world also changed, in that you now have a deluge of options, in an age of piracy, where every new project is scrambling to get your attention (including constant ad posts here that jannies allow or miss) - -It used to be alienating your fans was a career death sentence, then it became "there's no such thing as bad publicity", to full onslaught of "antagonistic marketing". Anything to get the soundbyte. Also, many PR "professionals" fucked up on the transition between "no bad publicity" to yes, you really can fuck it up REALLY bad, like tanking Solo: A Han Solo Story because you say Lando is pansexual. There aren't three channels any more, most people don't listen to radio or at least sit through commercials. And actors are all meat puppets anyway, and virtue signalling is what gets them hired on their next job above all else. ---- 183121390 ->>183121231 -First best reply! ---- 183121421 ->>183119743 -and Mantooth did a ton of shit supporting paramedics -actor's "causes" today are different, more diffuse and less practical and specific. social justice has no measurable goals ---- 183121561 ->>183121421 -Yeah a lot of the causes today seem very vague in comparison. ---- 183121637 ->>183116162 (OP) -Of course they were not marxist trash in that era, we used to have a nation and people. - -We used to have a nation and people so it would never occur to them at that time that they need to be thinking about how to tear down everything. ---- 183121686 ->>183121637 -It honestly baffles me how normal the celebrities were that era in comparison to now. It’s like looking at a completely different country. ---- 183121797 ->>183121561 ->Miley has a cause near and dear to her heart, too. Her Happy Hippie Foundation seeks to “fight injustice facing homeless youth, LGBTQ youth, and other vulnerable populations.” Miley has used her visibility and voice to raise awareness, most notably by bringing a date who was experiencing homelessness to the 2014 VMAs and with her super-viral Backyard Sessions videos featuring musician friends like Ariana Grande. (Both Miley and Ariana have lent their famous faces to MAC’s Viva Glam campaign, too, which donates 100% of its proceeds to support women and girls, the LGBTQ+ community, and people affected by HIV/AIDS. ---- 183121891 ->>183121686 - -It was a country! -Now it is not. -That is what you are seeing. ---- 183122609 ->>183121797 -Trying to figure out what one has to do with the other ---- 183122660 ->>183121891 -It truly is a bizarre sight. ---- 183123286 ->>183122660 -Agreed ---- 183123383 ->>183119743 ->>183121421 -Its because back then it was genuine. Today's celebrities "causes" are things they're paid to do and say and schemes to not pay tax money. ---- 183124410 ->>183123383 -Good point ---- 183125076 ->>183119752 -That image was the only thing I knew of The Rifleman for well over a decade, I thought it was just some corny old book series -Then I heard it talked about on a few podcasts and checked it out and its kino as fuck, great show and both Chuck Connors and the kid who played his son were great actors. His kid in particular stands out as great for a child actor. ---- 183125736 ->>183116162 (OP) - -progressives won the culture war as the culture deteriorated. Then they pushed the overton window all the way to its ok to cut your child's dick off. Now celebrities are afraid to be apolitical or they would be called nazi white supremacists. diff --git a/tv/183116398.txt b/tv/183116398.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 45aabb798ec83ad504531053e9422b815dddf7ec..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183116398.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,862 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183116398 -Discuss. ---- 183116422 ->>183116398 (OP) -They look like penises ---- 183116438 -I don't watch star shit ---- 183116534 ->>183116398 (OP) -Dey wear skirts now? ---- 183116550 ->>183116398 (OP) -Their chest armor is literally just first order stormtrooper cheet armor painted red ---- 183116580 ->>183116550 -I wonder why soldiers fighting for the same cause would wear the same armor ---- 183116623 ->>183116398 (OP) -Oh boy I can’t wait for these bad ass guys shown killing the heavy get the shit kicked out of them by girl boss bo-katan and mech grogu because THATS what we love to see. No longer can any hero FAIL like the empire strike back or revenge of the sith, it’s always GOOD vs EVIL and GOOD WINS. ---- 183116841 ->>183116398 (OP) -Shitty franchise that's overshadowed by Dunc and about to get dunked on further by Rebel Moon ---- 183116994 ->>183116398 (OP) -I’ve not watched Star Wars since Book Of Boba Fett. Am I missing much? ---- 183117079 -They are going to kill Din Jarin in a couple days and I'm not looking forward to how anticlimactic of an ending for him it will be. This season feels like it was written while Kathy was threatening the writers with a gun. ---- 183117089 ->>183116550 -Sequels happen like 25 years later ---- 183117119 ->>183116994 -I recommend watching Andor and ignoring everything else ---- 183117188 ->>183116398 (OP) -Ah yes, Kathleen Kennedy symbolically killing Jon Favreau with Rian Johnson's lobster-men from that shitty movie that everyone hates. Bravo Kathleen, bravissimo. ---- 183117204 ->>183116398 (OP) -I like when Star Wars has new kinds of armor, for example the stormtroopers variations in the original trilogy was always cool, and Captain Phases had cool armor ---- 183117360 -We had it good Mando bros but it's over. Out of touch suits ruined it for their own vanity. ---- 183117397 -Star Wars is so fucking gay ---- 183117402 ->>183117360 -It was over when the muscle mommy was fired and rangers was canned ---- 183117426 ->>183117079 -They wont ---- 183117427 ->>183117397 -Dilate tranny buttlord ---- 183117447 ->>183117204 -Phasma should’ve been a literal terminator. You hire a 7 foot tall 250 pound woman and put her in shiny armor. And then she just fucking stands around. She should’ve been the central antagonist for an entire movie and should’ve killed multiple people on screen. ---- 183117478 ->>183117447 -The only good guy that's allowed to die is Luke (and Han) ---- 183117544 -Say what you want about S1 + S2 but they knew what they wanted to be - -The disgusting fat women writers and African American American diversity hires at Lucasfilm interfered with this season ---- 183117572 ->>183117478 -I can understand why Harrison Ford wanted off this shit. Shame he got roped in for the last movie ---- 183117574 -When is the last episode? I want to see the shitstorm ---- 183117639 ->>183117426 -You under estimate Kathleen's hatred. ---- 183117668 ->>183117426 -I'm not so sure. All the pieces line up. Pedro is busy and disinterested, Mando has been a side character in his own show, he gave up the lightsaber, is currently on his way to some kind of coffee break room with the bad guys and he has no story arc left. He also had a couple moments with Yeed that had a weird sense of finality to them. I hope you're right but I doubt it. ---- 183117761 -IF and it's a big IF that Kathleen Kennedy is leaving Lucasfilm, then she'll no doubt damage & interfere in everything Star Wars before she leaves. ---- 183117772 ->>183117668 -Sure, it just seems like they're more likely to do a fake out situation where it appears that way. To actually show his death seems so retarded. Not that it means they won't do it, but they way the suit actor has telegraphed it makes me think its just to get people thinking it will happen so they tune in. -I can see them finding a way to shelve the character so they can have him return as part of the Filoni film advertising, and then they can handwoven why he didn't show any other shows. ---- 183117975 ->>183117761 -No way, they aren't going to let her go without it seeming like she's leaving on a very high note. They went to all in with her bullshit to admit failure. ---- 183118022 ->>183117975 -She'll announce her departure before Rey's film releases. When it bombs she won't be responsible, (if) its successful she will take the credit ---- 183118090 -they look better than RJ lobsters ---- 183118156 ->>183116398 (OP) -So are they still wearing Beskarr in Reylo fight? Seems they'd be a lot more effective. ---- 183118183 -This week on "The Nostalgian" - remember those red guys from ESB , -remember the funny Alien from jabba's palce - -WE GOT EM!! ---- 183118184 ->>183117997 -It really fucking sucks that they are leading up to the sequels which are utter dogshit ---- 183118190 ->>183118156 -Plasteel ---- 183118283 -Mando bros its not looking good for din next episode he aint gonna make it ---- 183118335 ->>183118156 -only gus fring and his white troopers have magic mando armor ---- 183118340 ->>183118184 -Yeah I’m quickly losing interest because of this shit ---- 183118346 ->>183118183 -Does anyone have the "if filoni made Andor" meme pic saved? ---- 183118347 ->>183116534 -They wear skirts now. ---- 183118365 -They should have had Din Djarin be the new Mandalore - -Show pretty much hinted that the reason why Mandalorians fell is because they strayed from tradition and their heritage. (Bo-Katan didn't win the dark saber through combat so she was an illigimate ruler, hence the fall) The fact that Din was a firm believer of the old ways was strongly suggesting he will be the new Mandalore that reestablishes their way, much like how Luke reestablished the Jedi Order. It was even commented how despute being a foundling, he's more Mandalorian than most simply because he actually adheres to the code and goes through the rites. They even had Bo-Katan adheres to the old ways and it hinted that they need to return to tradition since they strayed from the path and the way, only for the next fucking episode: ->Its ok to remove your helmet tee hee - -Having Bo-Katan get the dark saber back was such a cop out. The themes and story just went out the fucking window. Really feels like KK wanted it that way so there's a female leader in charge. ---- 183118389 ->>183116398 (OP) -this >>183116422 -FPBP /thread ---- 183118390 ->>183118156 -Who isn't wearing Beskar at this point. I think even Jack Black had it. ---- 183118407 ->>183116398 (OP) -Love me some red boys ---- 183118436 ->>183118283 -Its fine. He's served his purpose. He got people interested in the show. Now its time to preach, to lecture. Now its time for Kathleen to remind you that men are inferior and women are the master race. ---- 183118440 ->>183116398 (OP) -I know i've seen that helmet design before. -I just can't place it. -I know they are ripping it off from somewhere. ---- 183118465 ->>183118440 -300 ---- 183118516 ->>183118440 ---- 183118522 ->>183118407 -Worst trooper design by far ---- 183118525 ->>183118440 ---- 183118561 ->>183118522 -They should've went more ridges to go with the flayed skin exposed muscle thing. ---- 183118577 ->>183118283 -Holy shit that looks retarded -Mind you the fat mma bitch punched his helmet and made more of an impact than that so they’re either much, much, much weaker than a human or she’s stronger than a human and there can be no alternative ---- 183118583 ->>183116398 (OP) -Star Wars is fucking retarded and so are the people that enjoy it. ---- 183118587 ->>183118365 -Mando was supposed to be the new jango fett, who later became the mandalor during the civil war and eventually the clone template for the GAR. -> was a foundling -> uses a hand blaster as a primary weapon -> sleek armor -The only thing missing was Din killing 6 Jedi bare handed. Instead bo gets it. Bo is an interesting character as well, but she is not utilized as she is just given redemption rather than earning it. -This bitch was a terrorist who planned on murdering her own sister to put vizla in power, didn’t respect the passing of rule by combat, handed the planet to the republic which became the empire, rebelled against the empire only to surrender and get glassed anyway. She is a FAILURE, and everyone follows her unconditionally which pisses me off even more, since there is no moment where she has done anything to fix her many fuck ups. ---- 183118638 ->>183117426 -They'll kill him to farm reaction videos and generate interest in the new mandalorian and if they need him back they just make a clone of him. ---- 183118639 ->>183118587 ->This bitch was a terrorist who planned on murdering her own sister -This would completely reframe the character if anyone knew this. -Much more if fangirls found out if was Obiwan's GF ---- 183118696 -I HATE ALL THE DROIDS-ACK ---- 183119273 ->>183117447 -It felt like she suffered from rewrites. In the end of TFA, Finn is taunting her like she's caused them lots of problems throughout the movie and they've finally one-upped her. ---- 183119288 ->>183117668 -I agree with this. And in retrospect, the awkward way BOBF shoehorned two Mandalorian episodes into its run would also line up with this. Whether his character lives, dies, or just gets sidelined for awhile, I think all of this is clearly related. ---- 183119343 ->>183118407 -I fucking hate the color plates on the weapons. ---- 183119346 ->>183118407 -Old Republic design was better. ---- 183119564 ->>183118184 -I'm dropping any show and not watching any movie that goes all in with this First Order shit and I'm never spending another moment of my time on Rey. ---- 183119601 ->>183117544 ->s02 -L O L -M -A -O ---- 183119639 ->>183119346 -KotOR was a good game, but designs sure weren't their strongest suit. These look retarded. ---- 183119694 -I saw the final episode ---- 183120758 ->>183118522 -Yeah but think of the merchandising. ---- 183121057 ->>183116398 (OP) -John Favreau having his character killed off by the lobster guards from the worst Star Wars movie is him washing his hands of the franchise. Gareth Edwards did the same thing, having his character killed by Darth Vader in Rogue One after he was fired because Darth Vader murdered his movie. - -Star Wars is dead and Mandalorian Season 3 sucks because John Favreau knows there is no way to save this IP from Kathleen Kennedy. The Eye of Sauron sees everything and star wars is dead because she wants it this way. Dave Filoni is a buffoon who just wants to keep appeasing Kennedy so that she'll let him keep playing with his toys in the sandbox. He doesn't care if she wants to retcon Luke out of the original trilogy or cast Leslie Jones as Mara Jade, he's having fun playing with his toys and that's all his world is. - -The time of death for Star Wars was when Kennedy went behind Favreau's back and fired Gina Carano for some harmless tweets. Favreau had to cancel an entire spinoff show he was writing around her character. He tried to right the ship, but then Disney told him he had to reintroduce baby yoda before Season 3 of mando premiered because gotta shill those fucking dolls, even though that arc was finished. Also, gotta have Din put his helmet back on because Pedro Pascal is too busy filming Last of Us. And you can't have Din become the Mandalore because this is Disney and we only promote girlbosses. - -Everything Favreau wanted to do with Star Wars on TV was sabotaged, and now the only thing left he can do is walk away. Maybe someday when Disney has to sell Star Wars to another studio, they'll give John Favreau a call. ---- 183121070 ->>183118522 -I like it okay. The bright red is a bit much but otherwise it's fine, if uninspired. But it's not like the Clone Trooper designs are remarkable compared to the original stormtrooper design either. ---- 183121185 ->>183121057 -See: >>183117997 -Jon Favreau announced that The Mandalorian was going to explain the ST all the way before S1. ---- 183121236 ->>183121070 -But clone troopers were infinitely cooler than stormtroopers ever were. ---- 183121453 ->>183121057 ->And you can't have Din become the Mandalore -I think this would have been boring anyway. ---- 183121474 ->>183121236 -Well yeah, but they have had a tv show to help flesh them out. Before they were just guys who showed up, and then guys who killed the Jedi. Now we know they had chips and are based off the most badass man in the galaxy at the time. Stormtroopers are fodder that no one cares about because they never get fleshed out, just like how droids are shown being sentient but are the but of jokes and are ripped to shreds and killed in droves ---- 183121487 ->>183116398 (OP) -They look pretty badass to be quite honest. I liked them in episode 8 also ---- 183121510 ->>183121236 -I never really cared about them. Still don't. The sheer hackery of the Jango/Boba Fett connection might have something to do with it, but I also never really cared about the Clone Wars as a conflict. ---- 183121550 ->>183119639 -Way better than the overdesigned SWTOR ones ---- 183121713 ->>183118156 -Beskar was supposedly "rare" but as the series progressed seems like anyone can get their hands on it. -Now they jumped to Gus and the new empire harvesting it from Mandalore because why not. -As of right now we don't know if they reclaim Mandalore between the new movies or if Gus' plan falls apart someway. -In the films the First Order are all using what looks like basic Storm Trooper materials. -Maybe they saved it for special troops only. ---- 183121766 ->>183121550 -Both terrible bioware designs. ---- 183121789 ->>183118583 -The fucking Wet Bandits of space -The guy running into the tree branch is hilarious ---- 183121846 ->>183121453 -That would have made for a good series finale, and it's obvious that that's the direction they were going. Keep in mind that Din was originally going to be Boba Fett, and Boba Fett was going to become the Mandalore because that was his arc in the EU. Since they ended up in a weird situation where they basically had two Boba Fetts they made Boba Fett the warlord of Tatooine, and it's clear to me that Din's arc was to be the ruler of Mandalore. ---- 183121853 -I love these fuckers so much. ---- 183121879 ->>183121853 -The most useless motherfuckers to exist. They have to protect the emporer, and they are no where close when palpatine is in a fight ---- 183121904 ->>183116534 ->>183118347 -Heh ---- 183121961 -Imagine still watching the decaying corpse of Star Wars. How embarrassing. ---- 183122284 ->>183118346 -No, but I'd be interested in seeing it ---- 183122530 ->>183117119 -What makes it different from the rest of this trash? ---- 183122540 ->>183118583 -can anyone tell what the guy is wearing underneath the coat? ---- 183122546 ->>183116398 (OP) -It's slop ---- 183122590 ->>183116398 (OP) -terrible, ruined, KK and her minions demolished the kino. ---- 183122631 ->>183122530 -It was made by a team of competent white men who, in their words, were shocked by how little Lucasfilm checked in on them ---- 183122692 ->>183116398 (OP) ->preorder ---- 183122723 ->>183122530 -It's made by people not constantly trying to pander to a manbaby audience that wants to clap to a thing they know from the thing every 5 seconds. It's also so removed from the movies or even sequel garbage, you could use it as a starting point for Star Wars itself. ---- 183122732 ->>183117447 -Agree. Same with the Knights of Ren. Huge missed opportunity. ---- 183122738 ->>183122692 -Rose Tico deserves her own show. ---- 183122786 ->>183122732 -Knights of Ren should have been a fucking spin off on Disney+. Building a fucking Sith Empire of incels would have been great. ---- 183122804 ->>183117119 ->Andor -Sure if you want to be lectured overtly about the US border crisis. ---- 183122911 ->>183122738 ---- 183122941 ->>183122530 -it felt like a TV show that used the star wars setting as its backdrop, rather than a memberberries "buy this because it's star wars" show. i.e., it tried to stand on its own merits, where other star wars shows do the opposite; trying to make you watch atrocious grabage you'd never even consider if it didn't have the "star wars" tag on it. - -personally I liked it, but the first three or so episodes are a real slog to get through. I think I read somewhere that they structured them to essentially be viewed in sets of 3 episodes at a time, and so the first three end up being a really drawn-out introduction that overstays its welcome by one episode at least ---- 183123004 ->>183118583 -This was truly awful. ---- 183123013 ->>183118346 ->>183122284 ->if filoni made Andor -fyi ---- 183123042 ->>183122540 -A space-t-shirt from space-hot-topic ---- 183123054 ->>183122530 ->ON PROGRAM ---- 183123073 ->>183122911 -I hate this fucking furfag and his fucking obsession with wolves -fucking wolf clone squad -fucking space force wolves protect the netherrealm -his fucking cameo im mando is named wolf -he named the dark jedi in the ahsoka show after fucking wolves -I wish he was torn to bits by an actual pack of wolves ---- 183123099 ->>183123013 -Fair, I don’t filoni can do subtle after working on a cartoon for a decade has broken his brain ---- 183123100 ->>183122804 ->Andor is an allusion to the US border crisis - -How the fuck did you get come up with that conclusion? ---- 183123114 ->>183123013 -it's missing a cowboy hat and a wolf ---- 183123138 ->>183123100 ->How the fuck did you get come up with that conclusion? -I think that Diego Luna said something like that. ---- 183123157 ->>183118577 ->the fat mma bitch punched his helmet and made more of an impact -She embedded his helmet into a wall? ---- 183123166 ->>183123013 -Boba looks too dirty. His suit needs to look like it's made of plastic and his mask is off. ---- 183123171 ->>183117544 -The only truly shit episode from the first two seasons was the Boba Fett one. ---- 183123174 ->>183117447 -You people cry about Phasma endlessly yet love Boba Fett even though Boba Fett did less than Phasma ---- 183123205 ->>183123138 -If he really did say that then he's either pandering or an absolute brainlet. ---- 183123211 ->>183117668 - -"I don't want it" - -"She's my Queen" ---- 183123243 ->>183123100 ->conclusion? -Cross border, illegally in city, put in detention, horrible conditions... ---- 183123297 ->>183123100 ->>183123205 ->Star Wars is political and vaguely centre-left and often comments in political issues relevant to the time its written in - -Did you guys sleep through Anakin quoting George W. Bush to show how far he had fallen? Lmao ---- 183123308 ->>183121853 -You're that kid who was always getting into mommy's lipstick weren't you? ---- 183123332 ->>183117772 -This is what I'm thinking. They need a backup in case Mommy Bo doesn't work out. I could easily see an intentionally vague ending for Din's character. If it DOES work, then Din's fate is probably his actual death (or left up to fan theories who refuse to believe he went out in such a retarded way), and if it DOESN'T work, then there will be room for some bizarre asspull to magically bring him back if fans demand it enough. ---- 183123345 ->>183118696 -I may have missed something, but why doesn't he have a jet pack anymore? Bo uses hers all the time. ---- 183123348 ->>183117426 -He gets stuck in carbonite, effectively killing him but allowing the show to bring him back (or at least tease it) for years. Screen shot this because you know I'm right. ---- 183123351 ->>183117668 -Pedro is almost never in the suit, his only real obligation to the series is ADR and promotional shit. He was in Alberta shooting TLOU for a full year while Mando s3 was filming concurrently and nothing was impacted ---- 183123359 ->>183123243 -He was arrested because the Empire was retaliating to the heist by being unreasonably harsh about petty non crimes ---- 183123390 ->>183123171 -Hmmmm I wonder why... maybe because they teased Luke Skywalker at the end of season 2 and then utterly disappointed every single expectation viewers had with that arc. Simple truth is: Luke Skywalker IS Star Wars and nobody cares about fucking Bo-Katan's mid-life struggles if Luke's beent eased and they could be watching him do badass Jedi Master stuff and banging Mara Jade. It really is that simple. ---- 183123394 ->>183117761 -As if she could do any more damage than she already has. ---- 183123419 ->>183123345 -It blew up, along with his sick ass disruption rifle, and the razor crest in flames ---- 183123444 ->>183123419 -no, he had it way after the Razor Crest blew up in Book of Bob ---- 183123453 ->>183123390 -If you unironically think CGI cartoon monster Luke was a good idea and want to see more of him, kys you brainless consoomer ---- 183123461 ->>183121879 -They are probably good for fodder or to look intimidating. Anything that's an actual threat to Sheev won't make a difference if they are there or not. ---- 183123483 ->>183116398 (OP) -not star wars, kys mouse cuck ---- 183123499 ->>183123453 -Read again you retard, I'm saying Luke Skywalker trumps everything else in Star Wars and he was teased in Mando S2 so people expected to see him again and instead they get fucking Lizzo and Jack Black. No wonder people are sick of this season. ---- 183123535 ->>183123499 -Did anyone actually expect that to be more than a cameo? The episode of Boba Fett he was in was excruciating ---- 183123602 ->>183121853 ->>183118407 ->>183116398 (OP) -Calling it now. Thrawn will have an elite group of stormtroopers that look like this because DisneyWars can't do an original thing. ---- 183123633 ->>183123602 -According to leaks you are THAT wrong. The troopers will have gold trim ---- 183123665 ->>183123535 ->was excruciating. -It was as awful as I expected the inevitable Luke/Ahsoka scene to be. In fact it was even worse, because I always assumed it would happen in a cartoon show and instead got nightmare deepfake Luke instead. ->So much like your father. :) -What the fuck does that even mean you orange prick. It's like the line was thrown in just to remind the audience that Ahsoka knew Anakin. ---- 183123687 ->>183123535 -I think people with above average IQ expected the Baby Yoda and father figure Mando arc to be fucking done. I mean it is undeniable that the season finale of Mando S2 was a cultural moment. Probably the first time SW was "kind of" okay to like again since the Last Jedi destroyed this miserable franchise. -Book of Booba Feet is when the whole Favreauverse shat the bed. I do believe he checked the fuck out after S2 and Lucasfilm's meddling. ---- 183123728 ->>183116994 -Andor's p tite no cap senpai frfr on god ---- 183123745 ->>183123687 -Luke should never have appeared in Mando in the first place. It was an admission of defeat by the creatives and separating Mando and Yeed was a bad idea on the face of it, especially if they were immediately going to backpedal on it in another show ---- 183123757 ->>183123535 -I don't understand not just recasting him. Imagine if they made the prequels now and Obi-Wan was a digitally deaged Alec Guinness with a monotone AI voice. If Bucky had shown up as Luke and stomped all those Dark Troopers I would still have reacted the same way, but I wouldn't have been distracted by the uncanny CGI ---- 183123796 ->>183123745 ->separating Mando and Yeed was a bad idea -How was it a bad idea? It was the point of the whole arc that Yeed was to return to the Jedi, the Jedi being pretty much Luke (no, I don't count Filoni's "oh and that guy also survived Order 66" original characters) ---- 183123823 ->>183123745 -I agree. ---- 183123831 -Just watched the Ahsoka trailer for the first time. I can't be the only one who felt pure disgust when they were doing memberberries for the EU Thrawn novels, right? Who honestly wants only the title of a book to get adapted ---- 183123846 ->>183116398 (OP) -I find the aesthetic increasingly too cartoonish for live action. Like look at Hera from the trailer. She doesn't look like a live action SW character, she looks like a plastic toy. - -Just because it's all now based on toons doesn't mean it literally needs to look as close to the toons as possible. ---- 183123880 ->>183123831 -You didn't clap when she said "heir to the empire"? ---- 183123907 ->>183123757 -Bucky was the popular fancasting choice, Lucasfilm is just retarded ---- 183123915 ->>183123846 -The dude on the right looks more out of place than the Ayylmaos. What the fuck in that costume and hair? ---- 183123918 ->>183123796 -Mandalorian was supposed to be a proof of concept that Star Wars could thrive outside of the core Skywalker narrative only for the series to immediately retreat into low hanging fanservice fruit cameos because that's all this dipshit fanbase wants. Yeed is also better off with his father figure than this weirdo monk pedophile, especially as robotic and weird as Mandoverse Luke is because he's literally voiced by a text to speech program lmao ---- 183123941 ->>183123846 -This group of gaggle fucks won the war? ---- 183124004 ->>183123602 -this but dark blue and red visors ---- 183124012 ->>183123846 ->She doesn't look like a live action SW character, she looks like a plastic toy. -She'd fit right in with the prequels. ---- 183124047 ->>183123846 -Everyone looks too damn clean. Should have a bit of scruff around. Original trilogy always felt very lived in. ---- 183124070 ->>183118583 -How did a little girl outrun grown adults? Why did the adults not go around, under, or step over the trees? ---- 183124152 ->>183118184 -This is why I'm prepared to drop the next season. I'm not fucking touching anything that has to do with the sequels. And it's not because I hate the story of the sequels (I do) It's because even putting aside the dogshit narrative, the setting is absolutely nothing. The First Order and Resistance are among the least thought out concepts I've ever seen put to a major movie screen. The entire era never even tries to pretend that it's anything more than a bootleg of the OT's setting any any story potentially told within that time period would be vastly improved if it were to take place in the age of rebellion instead. - -You can try and claim that they can totally "fix" the First Order and make them interesting, but there's nothing to fix. They're a hollow imitation of the Empire with a poorly defined scale and logistical numbers that don't make sense. Their foundation is being an imitation empire. They will never be as good as the empire and they will never form a distinction as their own unique organization. They will always be "Empire but worse" ---- 183124211 ->>183123915 ---- 183124319 ->>183123846 -All the money in the world and these costumes look cheap as hell. It's light they were just bought in a cosplay store ---- 183124388 ->>183124211 -Look at them side by side, the costume on thay black guy looks horrendous. Halloween store quality trash. ---- 183124784 ->>183123602 ->>183123633 -Thrawns remnant has nothing to do with the first order remnant from what I understand ---- 183124798 ->>183123633 -You got a screenshot of the leaks? ---- 183124899 ->>183124784 -I would say they have nothing to do with each other but Hux's dad is involved with the remnant who are waiting to hear from Thrawn. If the really are going to imply that while the ST was going on the Empire Remnant was still around and just hanging back then they really are creating a mess ---- 183124914 ->>183124388 -just showing what its based on rebel officer uniform from one scene in ot. the only reason I even recognized it is because it was a skin in ea-front2 ---- 183124947 ->>183124784 -Thrawn is gonna be the grandfather of the first order. ---- 183125159 ->>183124152 -Operation Cinder is when I finally realised the really didn't have a clue, ---- 183125275 ->>183119694 -(you) ---- 183125321 ->>183124899 ->>183124947 -hux daddy is only one warlord representing proto-first order faction. old guard moustache warlord pulled straight from eu is pro-thrawn imperial remnant faction. and just like gideon who just want to larp as mando he and thrawn have their own war plans ---- 183125492 -I don't care about the First Order because everything around the New Republic that let them rise to power was handwaved in a book in one of the most character destroying and retarded moments in fiction ---- 183125527 -How do you get involved in a Star Wars show the moment it builds up to the ST? ---- 183125627 ->>183125527 -I don't. I skipped Mando season 3, Bad Batch and Tales of a Thief ---- 183125662 ->sheev has a contingency to destroy the empire from the inside when he falls ->this is so the confusion can allow for several key members to form a secret back up empire in the unknown regions ->this way the empire can return later from tnphe shadows ->a affluent man called Snoke ends up leading this Order -Stupid, but you can follow it. Then... ->jokes on you, the remnant and First order where actually just distractions so the Sith Order can appear in the galaxy ->snoke was a puppet all along to allow this to happen but he didn't know ->rey needs to live for sheev and he's been hunted her for years to use her but snoke was willing to have her killed so he didn't get the memo ->by allowing the galaxy to engage with the first order threat they were actually prepared to face the sith order instead of just surprising them ---- 183125916 ->>183125662 -based rian completely ruining sequels with just one simple subversion ---- 183126133 ->>183117997 ->Here's your Snoke exposition bro -They have/had simple paths to this Cronal, Sate Pestage, Emperor's Hands; Cronal, "Sorcerers of Rhand" and counter point set ups in Andor. Post-Battle of Coruscant Clone/Imperial Commando (stay behinds + clone refugees) to link up with Mando shit. They'll never do it under Disney. - ->>183118365 -Bo & Co. bailing out a certain defeat would've worked just as well for Dark Saber transfer, rehashing Clone/Rebels material was meh. Ought've been Satine flashbacks & tension in Anakin about coming clean to Obi Wan in Kenobi (Bo's her siser). Or Bo mentioning what got Satine in trouble with the empire & faction infighting. - ->>183118587 -Jango's Revenge is a great payoff in the Clone Commando material, and the paradox of having pre-Order 66 apostate Jedi becoming Mandalorians. Hell, Yeed's presence ought to be causing more consternation than it is. Also refugee clone soldiers -- they're Mando blood as well. The number of dimensions this is weak saucing is impressive. - ->>183121057 -Sales to Apple were in the trades immediately following Eiger's reinstatement (there's some financial fuckery of some kind going on there, and Kennedy's dozen+ miscarried films are probably involved). Whatever creative control over characters he's created may not mean much if they're prepping to offload the whole LucasFilm shithouse. Kennedy crossed Eiger fucking over a director friend of his with one of her phantom film projects and threatened to sue -- if the company is sold, retirement bonus & severence is off the table. ---- 183126143 ->>183116422 -The phallic imagery is symbolic of your fag mind fascistically yearning for cock. ---- 183126177 ->>183125916 -I’ve always considered Rian to be a based retard who got lucky with a good casting director and vfx guy ---- 183126347 ->>183123013 -Both are shit though ---- 183126430 ->>183116398 (OP) -shit ---- 183126482 ->>183124899 -I'd assume they are trying to coax him into it, but I can't imagine him getting a sentinel droid or even giving a fuck if he did. ->>183125321 -Nah, I'm sure everyone there EXCEPT palleon are on behalf of the first order. Project Necromancer would be a project exclusive to the remnants who received Palpatine's special instructions, and it makes no sense for them to try and rope other imperials in to potentially fuck it up. I'd think thrawn is the one exception. - ->>183124947 -Zero chance. Thrawn doesn't give two shits about the empire. ---- 183126582 ->>183123602 ->Snozberry Troopers -Chiss being Red China with accurate levels of chauvinism might be accidentally kino, but only if Thrawn isn't read into the kayfabe of the Dark Council keeping up infighting warlords appearances, and makes plays to subordinate the Imperial Remnant under Chiss hegemony. - ->>183123846 ->Green middle aged Kennedy -This is her Po Dameron self-insert, not that any of the other brunettes weren't either. - ->>183125662 -Snoke Jorus C'Baoth would have been sensible (not the clone, but one buck broken by Sheev on his way out of the Galaxy). They needed Andor espionage intrigues with the New Republic and LARGE stay behind networks of Continuity of Imperial Government agents. Outer Rim organized crime getting emboldened as an investigation lead Imperial Remnant and New Republic laundering using them as funny money clearing - ->>183124784 ->>183124947 -Sheev's investigating The Source of The Dark in Wild Space (anticipating Vong on some level, and Abeloth), and is doing exotic super weapon development out there. It should be a mystery even to Thrawn & Chiss, being close to that borderline. - ->>183124152 ->the setting is absolutely nothing. The First Order and Resistance are among the least thought out concepts I've ever seen put to a major movie screen -The under performance of the franchise at the box office and merch is a level of malfeasance unparalleled in cinema history, it's as immense as Lucas' contributions on the special effects tech end of things. Kennedy should be a pariah - no one is worth billions - and there's no one on any of these boards with the discernment to see what's happening and act accordingly (well, excepting Perlmutter and Chapek on a good day). Reedy Creek tax privileges revocation is just the crowning jewel on this shitshow. - ->>183125159 -Yep ---- 183126583 ->>183126482 ->Project Necromancer -Is thismthe attempt to clone Sheev? Because the show seemed to initially imply it was related specifically to Snoke with Grogu and his blood but now its only for Gideon? -Also isn't Snoke already cloned out of Lukes hand or something after Empire in that Vader comic? - -Why isn't anything fucking consistent ---- 183126638 ->>183124319 -Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Disney is using retail costumes for a lot of stuff in Star Wars when they can get away with it. They're cheap, mass produced, they can buy them in bulk and under the right lightning most normies won't notice how cheap they look compared to something made by the costume department. People who look a little closer notice, though. ---- 183126639 ->>183122738 -rose tico deserved BWC ---- 183126749 ->>183126583 -It's not inconsistent, we just don't have answers. - -Necromancer is an attempt to clone sheeve PROBABLY, as Palpatine always intended to happen thanks to the remnants he contacted to create the first order immediately following his death. -Gideons intentions seem to go deeper than that. There's no way Palpatine's clones would be kept on his personal ship so they are definitely his own work, likely whatever he wants Grogu for since the rest of the remnant seems to not give a fuck. -Snoke is most likely alive at this point, as is Rey's father and Palpatine's new host body, but that doesn't necessarily mean the work is done. ---- 183126762 ->>183126133 -The EU on jango is VERY interesting. His entire mandalorian family was either killed by Jedi or imprisoned with no chance of rescue, so he agreed to be the clone template when he learned about order 66. The long awaited revenge for his family would be complete by an army of him. It’s weird how jango fett was a very human character who both was a loving father, a valiant leader, and a ruthless killer. Honestly they should make a fucking show about him, because all this talk of mandalorian tradition is dogshit when TRUE history paints a story much more interesting. ---- 183126836 ->>183126749 -Thanks ---- 183126838 ->>183116398 (OP) ->Mandalorians ->First Order ->Grand Admiral Thrawn -Keep that stuff, where's my space western? I enjoyed both the pirate episode and Lizzo episode because they felt like a proper 90s adventure, screw the main plot ---- 183126872 ->>183126838 -Lizzo had no business acting but the episode disconnected from everything was good. ---- 183126984 ->>183116398 (OP) -empire did nothing wrong ---- 183127037 ->>183126984 -You don’t blow up a planet in your first ever appearance and say “yeah we’re just misunderstood” fuck off ---- 183127046 ->>183126762 -That shit was already noncanon under Lucas. Just be glad they made Jango a Mandalorian again ---- 183127361 ->>183125916 -Snoke in general sucked, but I wish TLJ didn't change his appearance and characterization so much. ---- 183127511 ->>183123633 -Not gold trim, gold lines throughout their armor, like the red lines in Kylo's mask in RoS. ---- 183127611 ->>183116398 (OP) -I wish it was being set during a time frame when empire doesnt exist and first order hasnt started yet, and would be more focused exploring new factions and settings, instead of more empire shit ---- 183127638 ->>183123846 ->>183124012 -Does this look a live-action SW character? Fucking retards. You niggers have become a parody of yourself. ---- 183127683 ->>183127361 -What was snoke, an alien or a deformed human? ---- 183127691 ->>183127611 -What you wanna know what the fucking Hutts are doing? Cause that’s the book of bobba fett. All space gangsters shit no other nonsense ---- 183127722 ->>183127638 -I forgot about those two. I was thinking mostly of Aayla Secura. I think Hera looks fine given the character design. ---- 183127750 ->>183127683 -Yes ---- 183127769 ->>183127683 -Officially a strandcast of Palpatine iirc. -A failed clone ---- 183127844 ->>183127683 -In TFA? I don't think they really knew, though it's clear he's scarred/deformed either way. In TLJ he's very clearly human, which I think was a deliberate choice to make him easier to dispose with. In the Kylo Ren comic, Kylo makes a comment about "what Luke did to" him when they meet and he sees Snoke's face. Obviously TROS immediately retconned that when we see the Emperor's Snoke jar filled with Snokes that look deformed/scarred. ---- 183127931 ->>183116398 (OP) ->consoom OUR trilogy goyim! ---- 183128064 ->>183127844 ->Obviously TROS immediately retconned that when we see the Emperor's Snoke jar filled with Snokes that look deformed/scarred. -Lmao I absolutely forgot this ---- 183128231 -Just finished the "Rebels" cartoon, which I had always expected to be as bad or worse than the sequels. Surprisingly I'd say it's the best or at least most consistently fine thing Disney put out (in part because it's basically just the clone wars cartoon continued). -The infamous space whales + time travel stuff was literally thrown in during the last three episodes, and they both made more sense than the sequel trilogy, and the storylines were more coherent than even the live action spinoff TV shows. -I actually liked the weird force stuff, save for the implication that time travel might really be possible in the star trek style of altering timelines, as opposed to non-linear events being possible but there being only ever existing one "destined" timeline. - -The space whales thing was only bad because it was unnecessarily melodramatic and seemed to derail and overshadow what had been accomplished without them in a well-written way. The meme version I'd heard was they deus ex machina'd Thrawn, but it was more like they'd gotten a genuinely earned victory up to that point, and more careful writing could have avoided the sillyness of what they ended up with. - -Only other big complaints are the ugly character design some characters got stuck with, and lack of motivation for the defector. And the shitty Mandalorian plotlines. ---- 183128241 -Only one I'm invested in ---- 183128413 -Andor has only teased me with empire content. We have 27 years of empire reign and it dunking on any opposition, where’s my trooper show in the style of generation kill? ---- 183128483 ->>183128231 -My issue with the ending of Rebels isn't the space whales in and of themselves, but the way they're used to essentially put the entire conflict in stasis. It felt like a very contrived copout to avoid getting in the way of the films. Maybe it will pay off with the Ahsoka show, but I'm inclined to doubt it since I didn't think Rebels was that great to begin with. I liked Kanan, though. I also liked the thinner lightsabers and Vader's design. ---- 183128610 ->>183128413 -Crosshair episodes of The Bad Batch is the closest Disney will ever get to that. ---- 183128624 ->>183128241 -Based mind break fetishist? ---- 183128634 ->>183128483 ->space whales -Is that what grogu was looking at during hyperspeedĺ ---- 183128772 ->>183128634 -Yep. ---- 183129160 ->>183128483 -Other than clumsily sidelining both Ezra and Thrawn outside of the context of Rebels, I don't see what purpose the space whales served narratively speaking. It's weird compared to the rest of Disney problems because it's not an in-universe logic-breaking done out of the lazy contempt for the material and audience as from the Abrams-Kennedy brain trust. The question isn't "what the fuck", so much as "why" (the fuck). - -Ezra didn't really need to be sidelined since the show did a good job of presenting the story as tied to a local corner of the galaxy (muh Lothal), despite the large amount of interconnectedness and cameos. The live action stuff starting with Mando S2 is actually backsliding further, especially given the predominance of pre-ANH characters and plotlines which survived the canon purge, and the lack of good replacements for older post-ROTJ plotlines. -The fact that they are teasing an old-EU style of imperial remnant competing with the "first order" (or at least the dramatis personae thereof), makes neutering Thrawn via space whale even sillier with hindsight. ---- 183129235 ->>183116398 (OP) -Disney: i want something that’s completely the opposite if star wars -Mandolarian creators: say no more ---- 183129246 ->>183127638 -Twilek should have been left in ROTJ ---- 183129293 ->>183129246 -And not get the semon demon aalya? ---- 183129416 ->>183129160 -Because space whales was the only way to beat Thrawn. The only way to beat Thrawn is to pull out something unexpected, something he can't predict and deduce, because he is basically le 5D Chess BBC Sherlock Holmes character. It will always be underwhelming when character such as Thrawn has to lose, because otherwise he is just OP. Just like in the OG Thrawn Trilogy from the 90's, he was killed by his bodyguard, because he *sigh* somehow forgot to study the fact that his bodyguard is a Noghri, and they were enslaved by the Empire. Whales were there to further show Ezra's power with animals and to introduce an deepen the lore of hyperspace. -Rebels was a TV-Y7 cartoon. They could not let Thrawn to obliterate the entire main cast and bomb Lothal. He would have done it and he would have won. But space whales is the only way to avoid it. Plus, it was introduced in one of the previous episodes, the one where they help the space whales on some asteroid mine (?), something like that, it's been a while since I saw it, and I've seen it only once. ---- 183130031 ->>183127361 -I missed when we thought he was like 20ft tall from the FA hologram. Would've made something very different ---- 183130094 ->>183127844 ->In the Kylo Ren comic, Kylo makes a comment about "what Luke did to" him - -They really should've either planned out the trilogy or waited until it was finished before dropping stuff like this. Because they jumped the gun stuff like the cult of Ren are fixed and we don't get some cool other dark side users to explore in other media. ---- 183130105 ->>183129416 -Sorry if I'm not making my point clearly - I agree that the in-universe plot mechanics of the space whales mostly makes sense, what I mean is the way it's presented as a more bittersweet and final ending than was needed to wrap up the story. It's a bit of a shaggy dog story - -I think they could have written it more cleverly or carefully to make it seem less like a copout, especially when they were able to successfully write the rebels beating Thrawn up to that point. If they needed a "fleetus deletus" button, they should have just written around that. ie: Thrawn's fleet only needed to be blindsided by space whales because the writers put it there as a threat in the first place. - -But that's still sort of going beyond my main point - the way Ezra and Thrawn got sidelined so as not to overshadow the Disney EU after the Rebels cartoon finished. -This guy makes the point more clearly than I did >>183128483 ---- 183130442 ->>183130094 -Each film novelisation that was meant to fill in the cracks was also rendered invalid by trphe subsequent films too. ---- 183131289 ->>183121853 -Are Echani forbidden or something in nuwars? With Mando getting the milking treatment instead of caping at three seasons they really need to bring back their warrior culture rivalry. -but an entire race of hyperboreans would be PROBLEMATIC so making them first order collaborators and elites is still on the table. Way better than pozzing them to lore death at least... ---- 183131651 -1000 hours in mspaint ---- 183131739 ->>183118407 -PS3 slim lookin ass ---- 183132054 ->>183121853 -Crimson Empire was the only time those idiots were portrayed as a force to be reckoned with ---- 183132866 ->>183116422 ->>183117188 ->>183117544 ->>183118022 ->>183118522 ->>183118577 ->>183119288 ->>183121766 ->>183122911 ->>183123099 ->>183123100 ->>183123166 ->>183123211 ->>183123444 ->>183123499 ->>183123633 ->>183124211 ->>183124388 ->>183124899 ->>183126133 ->>183126177 ->>183127511 ->>183127611 ->>183127844 -I checked them. I checked them all. They're all GETS, every single one of them. And not just the dubs, but the trips and the quads, too. They're like milestones, and I celebrate them like milestones. -I LOVE THEM!!! ---- 183132981 ->>183126143 -Who told you that, your rapist? ---- 183133004 ->>183132866 ->66 -Like pottery ---- 183133050 ->>183132866 ->gets himself -based ---- 183133062 ->>183117426 -They did, but they will backtrack and it will be noticeable in the general plot developments going forward. - -Look for very sketchy re-voicing and bad edits to cover up the moment where it happened. ---- 183133099 ->>183123174 ->Boba Fett smart mouths Darth Vader twice and lives ->Disney turns him into the Star Wars version of Zordon -It's not fair, Fettchads ---- 183133108 ->>183131651 ->retcon -Anyone who believed this was retarded. Since his first appearance Luke was written to be a retarded prequel jedi preaching zero attachments, completely ignoring his character development in RotJ. It was always meant to lead to TLJ's Jake Skywalker. ---- 183133140 ->>183123348 -That's too smart for these Dizzy idiots. ---- 183133147 ->>183118184 ->It really fucking sucks that they are leading up to the sequels which are utter dogshit -We have one chance left, which is that Filoni pulls some space wolf time travel shit out his ass on Ahsoka and creates his own timeline so he can do his Jedi Academy series without it being a total bummer. - -Failing that, I'm out. I'm exhausted. My interest was piqued by Mando and now that it's flickering, so am I. ---- 183133254 ->>183133147 -Filoni and Rian are pals. Why would he retcon sequels when he can write all about adventures of Ahsoka without doing so? ---- 183133300 ->>183118696 -Based. All droids deserve the scrapheap. Except Weegee. ---- 183133336 ->>183119639 -Sithtroopers looked fine. It was all the other armors and headgear that looked retarded. KotOR II fixed it to a significant degree with their Jedi Armors ---- 183133405 ->>183118587 -Reminder based Boba pre his spinoff told Bo to fuck off and threatened to literally kill her to her face ---- 183133414 ->>183116841 -what the fuck is rebel moon that sounds like bad fanfiction. Shit name. ---- 183133491 ->>183133405 -The Boba in Mando S2 and the Boba is BoBF couldn't be more different. ---- 183133621 ->>183127638 -I want to fuck them both ---- 183133727 ->>183132866 ->66 -Christ man diff --git a/tv/183116815.txt b/tv/183116815.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fd8d9cc0503e96aa7e692597daead16a6f9660af..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183116815.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,203 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183116815 -IN A WORLD ---- 183116837 ->>183116815 (OP) -DESTROYED BY CORRUPTION ---- 183116852 ->>183116837 -ONE DOG ---- 183116860 ->>183116815 (OP) -where AI ---- 183116866 ->>183116852 ->>183116860 ->*DAMMIT FRANK* ---- 183116944 ->>183116866 -HARNESSES THE POWER OF ---- 183116979 ->>183116944 -BRENDAN FRASER ---- 183116991 ->>183116815 (OP) ->WHERE KEKS LURK IN THE MIRROR ---- 183117017 -*tik tok by kesha starts playing* ---- 183117027 -A FUNNY STORY ABOUT A WARDROBE ---- 183117028 ->>183116979 -TO BECOME ---- 183117050 ->>183116852 -WILL GAIN RESSPEK FOR LUIGI AT THE END ---- 183117091 ->>183117028 -A MAN OUT OF THE CLOSET ->>183117050 -retard ---- 183117118 -UNJUSTED -RATED R -IN THEATERS JULY 7TH ---- 183117143 -GUEST STARRING -WILL SMITH ---- 183117145 -*grandma throwing gang signs* ---- 183117183 -NIGGERS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ---- 183117190 -THIS IS HOW WE DO IT ---- 183117215 -IT'S WILL SMITH AGAINST JADEN SMITH ---- 183117281 -JADEN SMITH, IN HIS TITULAR ROLE< PLAYS A WHITEFACE ---- 183117431 -ALSO STARRING JADEN SMITH AS OSCARS HOST ---- 183117528 -*it ain't me starts playing* ---- 183117545 ->Cuts to Will and Fraser charging at each other while Inception horns blare -KEEP -MY -WIFE'S -NAME -OUT -YOUR -FUCKING -MOUTH ---- 183117556 -A HULU EXCLUSIVE ---- 183117610 -THE ACTION BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR ---- 183117614 -FROM OSCAR-NOMINATED DIRECTOR INNARITU ->>183117545 -a daring synthesis ---- 183118338 -"KEKED" RATED R ---- 183118375 -SHOT IN STUNNING 9:16 PHONE RESOLUTION ---- 183118392 -EDITED IN TEMPLEOS ---- 183118486 -PRODUCED BY THE PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABBIT ---- 183118505 -PH BALANCED FOR MEN...AND WOMEN ---- 183118995 ->FROM THE DIRECTOR WHO SAW GOODFELLAS ->NOW COMES ->BADFELLAS ---- 183120440 ->THE PH LEVELS IN THE SOIL ARE TOO HIGH ->IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW ---- 183120501 -ROB SCHNEIDER IS ---- 183120579 -SHAKA ZULU ---- 183120591 ->>183120501 -A MAN IN DRAG ---- 183120615 ->WATCH OUT! IT’S GONNA BLOW! ---- 183120667 ->>183116815 (OP) ->snap zoom on a potted plant ->cut to a feed and seed store exploding ---- 183120669 ->AN INCEL ->BUT NOT LIKE ANY OTHER ---- 183120723 ->>183120615 ->I-I'M GONNA BLOW TOO! ---- 183120727 -BECAUSE THIS GUY ---- 183120804 ->>183120727 -WILL CUM IN YOUR ASS ---- 183120834 ->>183116815 (OP) -ONE MAN -BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES ---- 183120843 -*record scratch* -A donkey?! ---- 183120922 ->but i don’t want to eat bugz ->YOU VILL EAT IT ALL AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY END OF STORY ---- 183120924 -PREVIOUSLY MANAGED BY CHUCK BUT WHAT WAS HE SELLING? ---- 183121017 ->>183120922 -NOW EEYORE'S REALLY GONNA NEED -TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP BUGGING HIM ---- 183121195 ->>183120924 ->cut to chuck being “interrogated” by the Josh Brolin and Benicio Del Toro ---- 183121268 ->BOOM CRASH SMASH KABLOOEY!!! ->”Oh haha, here is my cute and quippy one liner joke” ->GENERIC RAP MUSIC ->MORE EXPLOSIONS ---- 183121420 ->EAR SHATTERING FART NOISE ---- 183121444 -...AND he's about to find out, that da ting go boom boom really boombastic feelin fantastic ->grandma starts carpet bombing the white house -SOMETHING IIIIIN THE WAAAAAAAAY ---- 183121471 ->>183116815 (OP) -ADAM SCHENIDER IS ---- 183121913 ->>183120723 ->lol jk ->...unless ---- 183121940 ->>183121471 -FINALLY DEAD SO THE WORLD CAN BE AT PEACE ---- 183121954 -WHERE WHITE MEN CAN'T ---- 183121998 ->>183121954 ->"jump" by kriss kross starts playing ---- 183122034 -KEEP THEIR GIRLS AWAY FROM JAMAL ---- 183122077 ->>183117545 ->brendan fraiser in giant metal fat suit -do you feed… ->lightning strike -you will… ---- 183122105 -HE'S JUMPIN THROUGH WINDOWS TO RAPE YA ---- 183122141 -STARRING ONE FAG WHO KEEPS GETTING KEKED BY OTHER REPLIES AS HE TRIES TO POST KEK SHIT ---- 183122679 -It's a'me, Mario! ---- 183123894 -AND KEVIN SORDO ---- 183124040 -FEATURING MUSIC BY CARDI B, JOHN WILLIAMS, AND THE ROBERT E. LEE MIDDLE SCHOOL CHOIR ---- 183124078 ->WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN LIKE P DIDDY ---- 183124618 ->>183122077 -FATMAN V. SIMPING MAN: Dawn of JUSTice ---- 183125381 -WHERE A MAN FROM THE STREETS ->"This Is How We Do It" -MEETS A GIRL FROM THE SUBURBS ->"What's my age again" -AND THEY FALL IN LOVE ->"He was a skater boy" -BUT FACE ADVERSITY ->"I got 99 problems but one" -AS THE WORLD TEETERS ON THE VERGE OF PERIL ->"YEAH! YOU PUSH IT! YEAH! YOU PUSH IT-PUSH IT" -BUT ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST ->"This is how, how you remind meeeee" -AMONGST THE WRECKAGE, A NEW HERO IS FOUND ->"Pine pine apple pen!" diff --git a/tv/183116883.txt b/tv/183116883.txt deleted file mode 100644 index eb870df9eae6df8f9870d93aa7248576734134e9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183116883.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,313 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183116883 ->first day in prison ->this guy slaps your ass and calls you a prag -wat do? ---- 183116989 ->>183116883 (OP) -would shank him right there ---- 183117024 ->>183116883 (OP) -Bet everything on killing him in a fight. You have to take a chance in situations like this, and it will be a life or death struggle, and you would be surprised how much strength and ingenuity a man can muster when his life's on the line. Vernon wouldn't be expecting it but you're putting in your all so it's likely you would succeed. - ->inb4 you'll be shanked the next day -More than suitable risk to take. ---- 183117034 ->>183116883 (OP) -call him a fag and then i imagine things escalate until I'm in front of a judge for trying to bite through someone's neck again. ---- 183117062 ->>183116883 (OP) -Ask him if he was rushing or dragging with that out of tempo slap ---- 183118337 -Inquire about insurance for my anus ---- 183118458 ->>183116883 (OP) -You could do worse than him, at least he's cleaner than the nigger junkies. ---- 183118502 ->>183116883 (OP) -He looks hot. I'd be his bf. ---- 183118527 ->>183118458 -Is this a joke? ---- 183118548 ->>183118527 -Nah, he was famously anti-drugs. ---- 183118559 ->>183116883 (OP) -why do jews love to fantasize about neonazis having gay sex in prison? ---- 183118591 ->>183116883 (OP) -I’d tell him that slap wasn’t quite my tempo. ---- 183118596 ->>183116883 (OP) -I show w him my paperwork(which I always have with me) if he doesn't relent it's time to split some wigs. ---- 183118605 ->>183116883 (OP) ->grabs you're arm ->rolls it up and smocks it like a blunt ->blows the smock in your face -How's that tempo for ya? ---- 183118642 ->>183116883 (OP) -Never say anything when someone does this. He laid his hands on you, so either punch him or be rendered as the prison bitch forever ---- 183118862 ->>183116883 (OP) -Your booty is mine you neo nazi scumbag! ---- 183119386 ->>183118591 -Kek ---- 183119523 -throw a chair at his cell and take out his eye ---- 183119554 ->>183116883 (OP) -depends? am in for a dime or lifetime? ---- 183119929 -You splittin wigs or cheeks, Anon? ---- 183120444 ->>183116883 (OP) -Punch him into the jaw ---- 183120474 ->>183116883 (OP) -Spread my legs ---- 183120491 ->>183116883 (OP) ->wat do? -pull my pants down and spray diarrhea all over the place, then yell ->THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ANYONE WHO DISRESPECTS ME ---- 183120507 -snitch ---- 183120544 ->>183116883 (OP) -I'd throw a plate at his head and scream: - ->"NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO" ---- 183120547 -Try my bet to stand up for myself. Either I get some respect or I get my ass kicked and live with the same BS I would for giving in, at least I have a chance. ---- 183120551 -I'd pronounce his name schillinjer ---- 183120674 -Struggle and likely be raped and/or killed. I've seen enough Oz to know how things go down. ---- 183120714 ->>183116883 (OP) -Demand pictures of Spider-Man ---- 183120899 -Laugh in his face. I'm the one who rapes around these parts now. ---- 183120923 -Rape him and his sons ---- 183121003 ->>183116883 (OP) ->every character in the show makes the worst possible choice in any given oppoturnity - -i know its a common feature in criminals but even the civilians were dumb as shit ---- 183121048 ->>183117024 -Lol no. Vern is the biggest shot caller in the entire prison. He has seen your type 100x before and the only way you would get close enough to hurt him is through subterfuge. It would take you getting your ass fucked for years then dying immediately just to get your stab in. Try again. ---- 183121151 ->>183121003 -Nah the therapist and clergyman are pretty much infallible characters. Warden has his flaws but fits his archetype perfectly. Normal people do not become felons, anon. It takes a long time of building up to be that much of a horrible piece of shit. ---- 183121167 -Literally the most jewish show ive ever watched. Cant belive you recommended me this trash /tv/ ---- 183121272 ->>183121167 -I don't even remember anything about it beyond everyone being faggots, muh islam and the black guy in the wheelchair. ---- 183121274 ->>183121048 -He means in the cell that night -Tobias was made Vernons cellmate on his first day in prison ---- 183121284 -Invite him to have a seat. This throws him off balance and takes his power from him. ->I have the transcripts ->My livestock ->You're ass belongs to me ->You see how this looks ---- 183121298 ->>183121151 -What about Beecher? He was just a drunk driver and became an actual felon in the prison system. -Also the nun and the priest both made terrible choices in the show and suffered the consequences. ---- 183121418 ->>183121272 -nta but it's directly by the influence of jewish writers/directors/whatever that they portray an Aryan Brotherhood type prison gang as a bunch of homosexual rapists -While AB are total monsters and have close to 0 understanding of Hitlers ideals and adhering to them, and instead make and sell meth to Aryans, murder civilian Aryans if it gets them money - they do have a strict policy of not tolerating any sexual deviancy, outside and inside of prison. They are well known by police and prison staff across USA to intentionally hunt down and kill chomos and homos in prisons. -It's exclusively the shitskin gangs that all turn gay in prison. ---- 183121422 ->>183121167 -Relax, toots. The show shits on just about everyone. Especially McManus who is the typical lefty stereotype. ---- 183121772 ->>183121422 -You know remember that time when they replaced McAnus. ---- 183121803 ->>183121772 -From what I remember, this guy was a piece of shit who showed favoritism to black prisoners ---- 183121864 -Do they make the butthole slippery by using soap or are they inserting it full force dry? ---- 183122058 ->>183121803 -Indeed, but damn it he got results! ---- 183122218 -It's actually insane that Muttland doesn't segregate prisoners into different buildings based on race, this would reduce prison violence by like -90% -1st world countries do this and it causes much more peaceful prisons ---- 183122248 -seeing as i'm irish i think i'll join the "complete and total plot armor lmao" faction ---- 183122290 ->>183122248 -Didn't they all get fucked apart from Ryan. Not that any really come to mind other than his tard brother and that ginger faggot. ---- 183122320 ->>183116883 (OP) -kill him by scratching him to death with my finger nails ---- 183122420 ->>183116883 (OP) ->>183117024 -This or bank on the beating I get not permanently fucking me up, you can get false teeth or even a glass eye but you can never unfuck yourself. ---- 183122487 ->>183121418 -For the AB it's uniform but for the mexicans and niggers it's not. The prison I was in for example, the niggers knew that there was faggotry going on but would not tolerate it. If you got caught you got slashed. -The worst are the Mexicans for some reason a mexican needs to stick his dick in something every minute. They turn into homos day 1 hour 1 ---- 183122541 -Damn, OZ was such a good show. ---- 183122556 ->>183117024 ->Yeah I don’t have formal fight training but when I step in the ring I’ll see red…you don’t want to mess with me then. ---- 183122613 -"I have super AID's, you might want to wash that hand" ---- 183122728 ->>183122568 -How many men have you fucked and then killed anon? ---- 183122817 ->>183122487 -let me guess. you preferred to hang out with the mexicans ---- 183123254 ->>183121772 -DONT FUCK WITH QUERNS ---- 183123352 ->>183116883 (OP) -Beat him over the head with one of the many free weights it's totally realistic to have just lying out in the open for prisoners to grab, then shit on his face and leave him pantsed. ---- 183123375 ->>183116883 (OP) -I've not watched this film/show but I don't buy the prison rape thing, at least as far as gangs like the AB. They wouldn't be these big orgs if everyone in/around it constantly got raped. The whole point of those prison gangs is to protect from getting molested. ---- 183123388 ->>183122613 -Prisoners with HIV are segregated into their own wing ---- 183123533 ->>183123352 -Oz is pretty ridiculous in many ways but the unsupervised gym scenes probably take the cake for retardedness. ---- 183123586 ->Every time there's one of these threads about some prison show or movie I want to jump in and talk about my two year stint in prison, what it's really like and the stuff I saw. ->Every time everyone just wants to talk about my crime. ->Every time it's just a flood of posts saying "it must be really bad then if you don't want to tell us. Bet it's some chomo shit." ->Every time cave and tell, then it's like forty posts of answering posts about the crime and never getting to even discuss the time locked up. - -I mean that's the more interesting part, and no one ever wants to hear about it. I was invited to join multiple gangs. I was propositioned by every fag in there and most of the female guards. I witnessed some insane fights and was involved in a couple. I saw some absolutely bonkers shit, people having drug-induced psychotic fits, some dudes kept trying to get me to protect them. - -But no, it's always just "what'd you do". I wish I could just come up with the most boring fucking lie so people would quit asking. ---- 183123715 ->>183123533 ->aging pills ->Racially segregating the blocks ->wolverine claws ->Chinese immigrants dumped into a maximum security prison with lifers. ->That bitch female guard giving that one guy a handjob and then assassinating him with a toaster for her prison BF. ->See-through cells like in that Stallone movie. ---- 183123819 ->>183123586 -Just tell the anons you got three DUIs or something boring like that. Maybe a drug charge? -C'mon, drop some slammer stories. ---- 183123840 ->>183123715 ->Racially segregating the blocks -You think thats unbelievable? Jesus you amerimutts really are insane -Like I said: >>183122218 -Every 1st world country actually does that, because its better for both the staff and prisoners ->That bitch female guard giving that one guy a handjob and then assassinating him with a toaster for her prison BF. -Every year IRL there are countless cases of female prison guards fucking or having relationships with male prisoners, and male guards with female prisoners ---- 183123886 -I liked the s1 end unhinged Beecher. They should have kept him like that. ---- 183123899 ->>183116883 (OP) -I would ask him if he was rushing or dragging ---- 183123903 ->>183116883 (OP) ->Oz didn't make you a bitch, you were born one. ---- 183123938 ->>183123840 -It's less the handjob part and more the getting away with electrocuting a prisoner part. ---- 183123953 ->>183123903 ---- 183124055 -Homosexuality is a capital crime in the Aryan Brotherhood. If he manages to get inside your ass, you'll both be killed ---- 183124282 ->>183123586 -But what DID you do, Anon? ---- 183124421 ->>183123953 -not gay but that's unironically a great bussy ---- 183124444 ->>183123840 -The handjob makes it funnier, but the unbelievable part is her just deciding to become a for hire hitman for some dude she's fucking out of the blue. - -And racially segregating the blocks is the exact opposite of what they do in prisons in the US. It's the same reason they push diversity so much in movies. If you keep all of one ethnicity together they almost instantly form gangs. Whites and hispanics are like this, blacks are a bit more chaotic, it's kind of funny to be honest. Let's say you have two hispanic inmates who were in opposite gangs outside of prison, inside they both become "la raza" and are all considered one gang. Blacks don't do that though, which is why 90% of the violence in there is black on black. Three blacks in a block, two from one gang, one from another, those two are going to chase down and beat the fuck out of the other guy every fucking time. Gangs are organized, harder to control, more likely to riot. So cells are kept as diverse as possible and if you're in a gang and they find out they move you to a higher level prison where you're in a cell 23 hours a day. ---- 183124512 ->>183121048 -You could literally shank him the first time he fuck you ---- 183124552 -I grow my fingernails and claw him to death. ---- 183124665 ->>183123819 -There was this dude everyone called Teef, because he had these giant, fake-looking chiclit sized teeth. White ghetto guy, long thin arms, like 6'4, always wore a wife beater and a sideways hat. I thought he looked like Chuck Rock. Thin mustache, southern accent. So I missed the initial incident but one day I see Teef frantically following behind this ugly older guard "C'MON MAN, I WAS JUST JOKING! I WAS JOKING!" and she was like "Nah, you are not gonna talk to me that way!" There's different stories on what he said but the most common version I heard was "Bitch I'd eat the shit right outta your ass." but this may have just been an assumption based on what he did next. - -So, he's brought up on new charges as a result. Charges brought by a guard or another inmate means relocation to another prison, so they take him to the medical wing before moving him. Here's where shit gets weird. A couple dudes are assigned there for cleaning, handing out meals, etc. Guard walks by the second morning and screams "Inmate what the FUCK are you doing!" Now the popular theory was he was trying to go for an insanity defense, but every day for the next week Teef would take the bread from his meals, sit on the toilet and shit onto the bread, then wipe his ass, slap the slices together and eat them. They said the first time he was caught he just went "What man, I'm hungry!" ---- 183124834 ->>183121803 -and they brought him back in the final episode to replace the warden, then he tells mcmanus em city was actually quite cool and welcomes him back to lead it ---- 183124961 ->>183123533 -Wasn't it implied that the prisoners pay the staff to fuck off when there's about to be violence? Back then free weights should have been common in prison gyms too ---- 183125082 ->>183116883 (OP) -I'm white so the only way I'm in prison is if I'm a guard, so I would just beat him senseless and then tell the rest of the niggers to just rape him ---- 183125176 ->>183124665 -I'll tell one I don't think I've ever told publicly before. I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a while. One of my bunkies when I first got to the prison I spent the majority of my time in was Cedric Jeffries. He's still locked up, I don't think I can get in any trouble for revealing that, and if anyone's curious afterwards you can google and see what I'm saying is legit. - -Cedric was 6'5, late forties early fifties and absolutely fucking hated white people. He had this half white black kid he'd call yellow boy who he'd constantly shit on. The guy just came by trying to get free tattoos. My time there I was trying to stay out of the way, avoid confrontation, not get written up because I was trying to get a judicial release, but Cedric kept needling me, trying to get me to throw the first swing. He hated my snoring, he'd punch up through the mattress while I slept. Take away the chair to climb down so I'd have to jump. He'd encourage other people to steal my shit, no one took him up on it but it was a constant back and forth, every time I'd snap and say let's fight and he'd back down because he was a junkie and half the day he'd be a shivering mess afraid of everything. He'd always want to fight somewhere there was a camera, and I wasn't going to get in trouble, but I got a lot of credit because I called him a bitch and told him to shut the fuck up to his face frequently. He tried to spread rumors about my charges, which negatively effected everyone's view of him because everyone knew what I did, he was trying to claim it was some chomo shit, said I was a polygamist "trying to marry a bunch of 15 year olds." (cont.) ---- 183125178 ->put a female prisoner into a male prison ->she immediately begins fucking a staff member and gets pregnant - -great writing ---- 183125348 ->>183125178 -are there death rows for women? ---- 183125357 ->>183125176 -He claimed he was in there on drug charges and murder charges and that he was a member of the "Heartless Felons". This was in Ohio by the way. After like a month I'd had enough, and one day I waited until he went to the bathroom, followed behind slowly, washed my hands for a good long time, and when he came out of the toilets I waited for him to wash his hands. Thankfully he did, but once he did I yelled "HEY CED" and when he turned around I knocked him on his ass, beat his head into the ceramic, sat on his chest and just kept punching. No cameras in the bathroom. I'll admit here, I kind of panicked, my plan was once he was on the ground I had these big boots I bought and I was going to stomp on his hands until the bones were broken so he couldn't come back for reprisal later, but I kept thinking "any seconds the guards are going to catch me" and he didn't really fight back, I don't know if he even took a swing his arms just kinda flailed before he hit the ground. So I jumped off and tried to walk out like I was calm. My hands were red, but I wasn't bleeding or anything. I went back to my bunk and read. They never questioned me about it. Ced got moved to a higher level prison, they assumed it was related to his gang tats I guess (I still say they were fake) and ironically a couple weeks later I was moved to a pod for good behavior. - -Reason this pisses me off? He tried to accuse me of chomo shit. This was in Ohio. Feel free to google Cedric Jeffries. He's serving what is basically a life sentence (the parole board has to approve ever letting him out) for molesting his step daughter for eight years from 8 to 16. Fuck I wish there was some way I could legally let all his cellmates know what he really did. ---- 183125488 ->>183116883 (OP) -Go to the warden and offer to use my financial knowledge and hacking skills to make him rich in return for protection. Checkmate, Nazifag. ---- 183125612 ->>183125357 -Is it true most of the gay shit in prison is voluntary? Where I live people get sent to TDC which apparently isn't that bad for a Texas prison. But they all say theres gay shit but both the dudes agree to do it. ---- 183125667 -how gay is this show? it really keeps me from watching it. if its like a homo prison soap you can stick it up your ass, but what am i saying, yoi'd probably like that. faggot. ---- 183125772 ->>183116883 (OP) -poop into my hands and smear shit all over my body ---- 183125871 ->>183125667 -damn, you sound real manly. like super duper masc. thats hot ---- 183125998 ->>183125612 -Yeah, I'd say like 60% of the inmates were gay. I didn't mind them being out in the open about it because that does limit the rape. I never witnessed an outright rape, heard stories, a couple guys were threatened with it, but beyond that it was only ever jokes. Everyone had some story about some huge dude who would knock his cellmates unconscious and rape them, but no one ever pointed out a specific guy, it was always just heard of. They'd call someone who did that "nasty nate" or "scary terry" but it was 99% of the time mentioned as a joke. "Watch out for Nasty Nate in there dog, that block's full of 'em!" - -There were a few trannies, I remember this one giant black dude, he was like something out a movie, a walking stereotype. He looked like Michael Clark Duncan but wore little feminine glasses, had the most obvious bolt on implants sticking out over his pecs wore one of those Muslim head cloths and talked in a really quiet voice. He kept to himself so he didn't really bother me, but what did bother me -and a lot of people honestly- was the nasty fuckers who would swarm around him flirting like he was a woman because he was the closest thing to. A couple guys went apeshit, I just avoided them whenever I saw it because the conversations were foul. - -And what would commonly happen was "domestics". You'd have one out in the open gay and one guy on the down low, and the one out in the open would get upset the gay for the stay guy didn't want to acknowledge him in public. So every time the one out in the open would be like "I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW I LOVE REGINALD CHESTERFIELD, AND HE PLANTS THE SWEETEST KISSES ON MY BALLS!" and the other one feel he had no choice to save face but to then choke the shit out of the out in the open one. - -Other than that, legit rape mostly only happened to young inmates who looked really really young and were in there themselves for a sex crime. There was this deaf redhead who was 18. He was in there for raping his male cousin. ---- 183126174 ->>183116883 (OP) -Tell him I'm not a drummer and get him fired from music school ---- 183126277 ->>183116883 (OP) -Throw ageing pills at him till he becomes a feeble old man diff --git a/tv/183117175.txt b/tv/183117175.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6b9f0fd7e1d1f1867d96e674f3b0754d67483e21..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183117175.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,239 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183117175 ->3 seasons of time travel build up ->10 minutes before final ep ends, old Claudia says there is a 3rd, Origin world ->Old Jonas: "How do you know this?" ->Old Claudia: "Dude, trust me! Oh you have to go to this specific date in 1971 to stop Tannhauus kid from dying so he won't create time travel. How do I know this? Dude, trust me!" -One of the worst endings I've ever seen. ---- 183117291 -Objectively incorrect. One of the best endings in fiction. - -That being said it could actually have been better. I would have preferred if the car hit them both and thus ending the cycle and showing that you can't change time no matter what. ---- 183117377 -everything with time travel is instantly gay and not worth watching even for 1minute -its as midwit as it gets ---- 183117382 ->>183117291 -Explain how Claudia knew there was an origin world? How in the fuck could she possibly deduce that? And how did she figure out that the 2 other worlds were caused by Tannhaus? The show didn't even show it. They just threw in this shitty explanation at the end of the final episode. ---- 183117420 ->>183117291 ->car hit them both and thus ending the cycle - -i agree, would have been the best but they played out the ending scene really well ---- 183117498 ->>183117382 -claudia was the only one having the big picture since her two versions examined any clue possible in both worlds. She found out about the original world because some people didn't belong in either of those worlds. ---- 183117525 ->>183117382 ->Explain how Claudia knew there was an origin world? How in the fuck could she possibly deduce that? -Because they were trapped in a time circle with no beginning or end, so it had to be created from outside the circle, therefore a 3rd world. -Americans really are fucking stupid, holy shit. ---- 183117541 ->>183117498 ->claudia was the only one having the big picture since her two versions examined any clue possible in both worlds. She found out about the original world because some people didn't belong in either of those worlds. -Wut? Who exactly? Jonas was in one world but not the other but that doesn't prove their is an origin world? I've read about a 2 dozen theories about how Claudia knew and they are all garbage. Including yours. ---- 183117561 ->>183117291 -the car can't hit them both if they never existed, though. ---- 183117592 ->>183117525 ->Because they were trapped in a time circle with no beginning or end, so it had to be created from outside the circle, therefore a 3rd world. -? That's retarded. So 2 worlds can't exists in a time loop? 1 world can't exist in a time loop? There has to be 3? You are fucking retarded. Even the the show didn't say this because this theory is the dumbest one yet. ---- 183117606 ->>183117175 (OP) ->>183117382 -for a show with reams of expository dialogue, it sure filtered a lot of brainlets. ---- 183117608 ->>183117291 ->showing that you can't change time no matter what -Yeah that would have been kino. It's been a long time since I watched it, what was even the actual message of the series? Something about love? ---- 183117609 ->>183117175 (OP) -Every ep ended like that -Don’t do this you’ll regret it -Just trust me -Ha I was actually lying ---- 183117633 ->>183117592 ->So 2 worlds can't exists in a time loop? 1 world can't exist in a time loop? There has to be 3? -Yes. That's the rules of the show, they explain to you for almost 30 hours, Amerimutt ---- 183117644 ->>183117606 ->for a show with reams of expository dialogue, it sure filtered a lot of brainlets. -Explain in detail how Claudia knew there was an origin world. Lets see which of the 2 dozen fan theories you cling to. And even if she somehow did deduce a 3rd world, how could she possible know that Tannhaus built a time machine and caused all this because his son and grandkid died in 1971? ---- 183117651 ->>183117592 -Claudia knew there were two worlds triggering each other (one with Jonas and one without) and that therefore the origin must have been outside them both. ---- 183117681 ->>183117633 ->Yes. That's the rules of the show, they explain to you for almost 30 hours, Amerimutt -Please explain how the rules of the show explain the 3rd world. Be specific. It was so obvious that Adam and Eva didn't figure out after going through the loop who knows how many times. Again, be specific. ---- 183117709 ->>183117651 ->Claudia knew there were two worlds triggering each other (one with Jonas and one without) and that therefore the origin must have been outside them both. -Literally explains nothing. Why not 4 worlds? Or 9? This is the dumbest theory yet. ---- 183117724 ->>183117681 ->Please explain how the rules of the show explain the 3rd world. Be specific. It was so obvious that Adam and Eva didn't figure out after going through the loop who knows how many times. Again, be specific. -I will not summarize 3 seasons of a show for your mc donald rotten brain ---- 183117738 -Deducing there's a third world was easy, what was retarded was her knowing how to access it ---- 183117791 ->>183117724 -Just give one specific example of this third world being foreshadowed. You can't because it's bullshit and didn't happen. Adam was shocked when Claudia told him and Eva was shocked when she learned. But at the last minute before the show ended Claudia did this asspull discovery that only she could figure out and has no evidence to show how she figured it out or how Tannhauss in 3rd world caused all this? Ok faggot ---- 183117827 ->>183117738 ->Deducing there's a third world was easy -So easy that Adam and Eva who have been in the loop for who knows how many cycles couldn't figure it out. And Claudia knew exactly who caused the problem, and when and where. All in the final 10 min of the last episode! ---- 183117840 ->>183117541 -i see you are a brainlet so let me explain in the most easy way: -Adam asked her DIRECTLY how she knew about the original world. She answers that she spend decades in both worlds to understand how everything can be reborn from the same family tree until she realized not ALL characters were part of the knot. Like a cancer that grew out from something else so that many characters (including jonas) were born only because of time travel. Hope you might get it now. ---- 183117854 ->>183117175 (OP) -it gets worse with every season but still a very solid watch ---- 183117878 ->>183117840 ->. She answers that she spend decades in both worlds to understand how everything can be reborn from the same family tree until she realized not ALL characters were part of the knot. -Still doesn't explain how she knew about an origin world. Maybe there were 12 worlds? And even if you buy this dumb explanation tell me IN DETAIL how she knew that Tannhaus in the origin world would cause time travel based on an even that happened on a very specific day. There's no way she could possibly know that. ---- 183117919 ->>183117738 ->>183117709 -the show couldn't show scenes of Claudia literally figuring out that Tannhaus created the wormhole in the 70s because then there would have been no reveal. instead it gave us all the surrounding information in various indirect ways and then had her explain it all. - -once you grasp that she just had to figure out where the loop started it's not actually that complicated. the loop itself is what's complex. what created the loop needed to be an event in Winden but it couldn't be something that Jonas was directly or indirectly responsible for initiating, because the loop created him and his family tree not the other way around. hence figuring out who was related to him enabled Claudia to eliminate most of the cast as the cause. - -the reason you're mad is because the show did the job it needed to do, of providing the surrounding context, and your trouble understanding it is mentally stressful. ---- 183117928 -claim your waifu ---- 183117947 ->>183117878 -i am so tired -i give up, you won the internet good sir. you exposed the show, congratulations and enjoy your capeshit ---- 183117952 -I enjoyed this show but I do not remember a single thing about it ---- 183117953 ->>183117919 -But how did she find a way out of the loop. -The show never explains that. -Garbage writing. ---- 183117964 -Marta and Jonas are avatars of tanhaus's son and his daughter-in-law respectively. ---- 183117969 ->>183117878 ->. Maybe there were 12 worlds -she was just doing her best. maybe preventing the car crash would have only lowered the total number of worlds by 2. still worth it from her POV. ---- 183118023 ->>183117919 ->the show couldn't show scenes of Claudia literally figuring out that Tannhaus created the wormhole in the 70s because then there would have been no reveal. -But they did this in another scenario, retard. They should Marta and Jonas both having 2 different timelines when the apocalypse happened and the show gave us alternate flashback clips during the explanations. Same thing could have been done here. Just saying "herr derr 3rd world just trust me!" is some of the worst shit I've ever seen. ->once you grasp that she just had to figure out where the loop started it's not actually that complicated. -So why not 10 other worlds? Why couldn't Eva or Adam figure this out? ->the reason you're mad is because the show did the job it needed to do, of providing the surrounding context, and your trouble understanding it is mentally stressful. -It was shit. And your explanation is just one of a dozen fan theory retard explanations that are all different from one another but each author claims they are correct and everyone else is wrong. ---- 183118030 ->>183117953 -she clearly got the info out of Tannhaus offscreen at some point. but if they show that scene then it's not good drama. the challenge for Claudia was getting everything into position to fix the problem without Martha or Adam fucking it up. ---- 183118082 ->>183118030 ->offscreen ->clearly -L M F A O -If you write a MYSTERY, the reveal has to be satisfying. This ain't it chief. ---- 183118093 ->>183118023 ->Why couldn't Eva or Adam figure this out? -they were literally too busy reeeing at each other. -it's a metaphor for how your parents' shitty marriage turned you into a seething 4chan poster. ---- 183118110 ->>183117947 ->i give up, you won the internet good sir. you exposed the show, congratulations and enjoy your capeshit -Ok retard ->"herr derr there is a 3rd world and all this was caused by a guy who lost his kid in a car accident in 1971. How do I know these very specific detail as well as know how to get to the origin world? Trust me, bro!" -That's capeshit tier writing. ---- 183118122 ->>183118082 -oh no! I'm sorry!! ;__; ---- 183118162 ->>183118093 ->hey were literally too busy reeeing at each other. -Ok retard. Most of their free time was spent staring at their painting in the Sic Mundus rooms. -You are pathetic. ->herr derr they can't show it because there would be no drama ->I explain how they showed the apocalypse alt clips and still kept the drama ->you don't even address this. -Well done, loser ->it's a metaphor for how your parents' shitty marriage turned you into a seething 4chan poster. -Is this another shitty theory? ---- 183118233 ->>183117969 ->maybe preventing the car crash -How would she even know about the car crash? Or even how to get to the origin world? ---- 183118327 ->>183117175 (OP) -i couldnt even get past episode 2 of season 3. it jumped the shark hard and i have no idea why people ate it up. ---- 183118377 ->>183118327 -Adding the 3rd world was a huge mistake. Not only does it add boring multiverse shit, but it gives backups to every character so if one dies a certain world the other world same character can be plugged into the storyline. That and literally everyone's family tree was just "I'm my own grandma" shit. ---- 183118556 -At what point did Jonas change his name to Adam? Did he wake up one day and tell Bartosz, Magnus and Fransiska "Btw I'm Adam now"? ---- 183118729 ->>183117175 (OP) -This is objectively the correct take, and that's not even the worst thing about the 3rd season -You have a show about a self-created, self-sustaining time loop -It has no beginning and no end -But, get this, it turned out the entire thing was caused by three versions of one mad dude who deliberately made all the stuff happen on purpose yeah the stuff that you thought just happened by accident, no it was caused on purpose by that dude, so he could be born - -But, get this, it wasn't even that dude who caused the time loop to happen. It was a completely different guy in a completely different universe who accidentally created time travel in his garage. How did he invent time travel you may ask!? Well. He was a high school physics professor. Forget about the nuclear reactor and the time travelling quantum matter, okay,? Dude in Garage did it. ---- 183118869 ->>183118729 -Oh shit yeah, so the black goo in the cave was literally irrelevant too. ---- 183120617 ->>183117175 (OP) -Kino ---- 183121708 ->>183117175 (OP) ->make the best german production since Das Boot ->screw it all up with 1899 -Why? ---- 183121884 ->>183118729 -From Tanhausen's perspective the machine was a fluke and he did not invent anything. ---- 183123062 ->>183117382 -She simply imagined a world where her daughter isn't suffering from cancer and went from there. She has literally infinite loops worth of information to pass back to herself. ---- 183124428 -She killed the version of herself who sided with Ava then played both sides to get all the info from both Adam and Ava. Considering this show is extremely complicated the last 2 episodes wrap it up very well. ---- 183124431 ->let's use the bootstrap paradox to explain 50% of our plot twists ->also let's rip off macbeth because le ebin intellectual allusion ->another 30% of mysteries and plot twists are all connected to the same guy, making successive reveals and epiphanies feel redundant and predictable -Overrated normieslop. The finale was by far its best episode though, not that that's saying much. ---- 183124536 ->>183123062 ->She has literally infinite loops worth of information to pass back to herself -Yeah - about the two universes she can pass between. Not the totally and utterly disconnected, 3rd universe which can only be entered by two specific people for a fraction of a second and from which no other matter or information can enter and exit ---- 183124680 -Having read this whole thread OP is a retard and needs to fuck off. ---- 183124766 ->Ulrich doesn't exist ->Charlotte doesn't exist ->Her homo husband gets with Woller's troon brother ->Hannah wins technically -Was it really a "good" ending? ---- 183124886 -ICH BIN DU ---- 183124953 ->>183124766 -It is heavily implied Jonas will be born anyway, so they're all doomed ---- 183125447 ->>183117928 -you already took her ;_; ---- 183125902 ->>183117608 -Read Habermas if you truly want to get it. ---- 183125963 -Why didnt the show go to the 1930s and stop Hitler? ---- 183126172 ->>183125963 -They were afraid of falling under the spell of his fucking beautiful eyes diff --git a/tv/183117218.txt b/tv/183117218.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d2e1f0436ce314f85630e28c6d1aa5d368525a51..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183117218.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,968 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183117218 -Which movies from the early 20th century are most in need of a reboot with historically representative racial diversity? ---- 183117279 -I don't care, I want to fuck Peridot ---- 183117299 ->>183117218 (OP) -So is this cartoon any good, /co/ seems to love it ---- 183117347 ->>183117299 -No. It's the very definition of what not to do for literally any project. -The whole idea was that the crew would have advanced creative freedom. Animators and Storyboard artists would have massive influence over the story, but what this meant is that random nobodies would be able to influence the characters personalities and story arcs, resulting in plots that went nowhere and the story making no sense. ---- 183117358 ->>183117299 -No, when I was younger I hated this because It was playing when I wanted to watch AWOG or Regular Show ---- 183117579 ->>183117218 (OP) -it shits on edison, so it's alright in my book though ---- 183117603 ->>183117579 ->t. seething tesla ---- 183118003 ->>183117579 ->this black guy invented an improvement to the lightbulb, which means he basically invented the lightbulb wholesale ->Why yes, I will just ignore that doing so would be impossible without the work already done by previous inventors -You shouldn't allow utter falsehoods and malicious, manipulative misinterpretations to stand, no matter how deserving you think the person on the receiving end of it happens to be. Doing so only emboldens these lunatics to do this more and more throughout every aspect of society. If you don't, then it's only a matter of time until they attack you and the things you hold dear. ---- 183118411 ->>183117347 -This absolutely hit the nail on the head. -What a fucking train wreck I remember watching the pilot thinking it was great and then the show drops and they give a solid first season. It’s all directly stolen from anime’s because dumbs broads canmt think of anything original but it was a fun show. They end s1 with saiyan saga setup everything and they wait like 5 years to do the story instead of faggot townie episodes and by then cn wanted it to be over so they made su shippuden where they doubled down on the time wasting bullshit and nothing happens. Perfect example of wasted potential make something as big and successful as AT spend 6 years doing nothing without and end it with a wet fart Rebecca sugar is a fucking retard the only thing she didn’t steal from anime for that show was Delaware and her fat ass brother and she fucked those up too stupid dyke bitch. ---- 183119088 ->>183117218 (OP) -I... I didn't know about any of that -White people are the devil ---- 183119205 -whoever made/"animated"/approved this should be executed publicly. -just shoot them, no need to get fancy. -in roblox ---- 183119584 ->>183117218 (OP) ->black medieval knights -Where's the proofs. Also I want an actual account of one, not "oh there were trade routes so technically a black person could be living in Europe at this time". ->black roman warriors -Rome held dominion over lands close to SSA, but are there actual historical accounts of this? If there are accounts, is it a frequent thing or a rarity? ->black cowboys ->black fighter pilots -Endlessly talked about, at least when this shit aired. ->black classical musicians -I don't know any, but it wouldn't surprise me. ->black inventor behind the filament inside the light bulb -He did not create the light bulb or the concept of the filament. Edison was able to design and popularize an efficient light bulb, which is why we talk about him. ---- 183120816 ->>183119584 -If you actually look into 95% of the claims that people like the author of that cartoon make, it's all bullshit or close to it. - -Even peanut butter (the economical mass production of it) was invented by a white guy, Kellogg. George Washington Carver made shaving cream and glue out of peanuts, wow so influential. - ->>183117347 -You should check out Wonderpark. They fired their director and didn't get a new one, so the film lacks any direction and is a complete mess where animators are more interested in showing off than making a cohesive film. ---- 183120846 ->>183117218 (OP) -Any movie whose characters are supposed to be Egyptian. ---- 183120971 ->>183119584 ->He did not create the light bulb or the concept of the filament. -If this pisses you off, then you should also hate and decry Edison and anyone glorifying him out of ignorance./ ->The earliest renditions of the modern-day light bulb were being worked on in the 1800s in Italy and England. Alessandro Volta and Humphry Davy were working on ways to generate electricity and the arcs of light. ->Later on, in the 1840s, Warren de la Rue and William Staite added to their work. Almost 20 years later, Joseph Swan invented the light bulb by incorporating a carbon filament. ->During the 1870s, Edison used Swan’s work and added to it, which resulted in him inventing the light bulb. -Almost all of Edison's "inventions" were him stealing other people's work and changing one tiny thing. -Exactly like the black man you just said shouldnt be praised for doing it. ---- 183121090 ->>183117218 (OP) ->black Roman ->be African ->be subjugated by big roman cocks ->be pressed into service at spearpoint to fight battles ->3000 years later someone uses that as an explanation for why the Roman senate was 60% African in their tv show ---- 183121311 ->>183120971 -everybody knows edison was a dickhead. all of them were. shit, all of them ARE. you think all those professors in those grad student papers were deeply involved? shiiiiet ---- 183121493 ->>183121311 -Glad you agree. The point being that Edison is not known because he came up with the idea, or even that he invented some major component. -He is better known through marketing and propaganda. ---- 183122190 ->>183120971 ->then you should also hate and decry Edison and anyone glorifying him out of ignorance -I explained why he's spoken about a lot. He is certainly not the inventor of the lightbulb and anyone who claims that is incorrect. Saying "hey Edison didn't invent the light bulb, let's give credit to this guy who also didn't invent it, because he's black" is stupid. Edison was a good marketer and salesman, which is certainly why we associate him with the light bulb today. ---- 183122585 ->>183122190 ->Saying "hey Edison didn't invent the light bulb, let's give credit to this guy who also didn't invent it, because he's black" is stupid. -No one said that. -You and others said "why point out this guy invented the lightbulb when Edisoin did". -I pointed out the black guy did the same thing Edison did. -Now you are walking back the invention part - because he didnt improve the design - to pretend like you actually meant his ability to sell things. ---- 183122624 ->>183117218 (OP) -i wonder why cartoon network suddenly died after decades of history behind it ---- 183122682 ->>183117299 -It's got a lot of really good buildup but the nature of the show means that it loses a lot of it's appeal once the mystery resolves itself since it just can't bring itself to go full space opera. ---- 183122713 ->>183120846 -What about movies with Omar Sharif ---- 183122748 ->>183119584 ->black medieval knights -I want to joke about black knights. But whatever, it's mostly a moot point. - -It's pretty unlikely but weirder things have happened. It's not impossible to justify if you really try. - ->black roman warriors -This pretty much had to have been a thing but I can't think of any 100% proof off the top of my head. ---- 183122778 ->>183122713 -Only when he specifically isnt playing an Egyptian. Arabian, fine. Lebanese, fine. But no Egyptian roles for him. ---- 183122803 ->>183122778 -He's literally Egyptian ---- 183122810 ->>183122585 -it's more offensive when some random does it, obviously. the more obvious the lie, the more evil it is. ---- 183122888 -Why do Americans and Brits hate Thomas Edison so much? Japs seem to have more fondness for the guy insofar that they at least admit he had some good sides. ---- 183122898 ->>183122748 -There was the Ethiopian soldier who was so black that Septimius Severus thought it was a bad omen from the gods ---- 183122982 ->>183122888 -The late 2000s-early 2010s "I Fucking Love Science" Breaking Bad-Big Bang Theory """""trend"""""" adopted Nikola Tesla as it's god and Thomas Edison as it's devil, and we live in the shadow of those dark times ---- 183122996 ->>183122898 -One such guy was found in ancient Serbia (ancient DNA). ---- 183123032 ->>183117218 (OP) -WE WUZ LIGHTBULBZ ---- 183123084 ->>183117299 -had some decent music , but the only thing worthwhile are the youtube "poops" of it ---- 183123086 ->>183122982 -It's just dumb. I'm all for Nikola Tesla getting more attention, but you can like both people. Hell, modern electricity is basically a combination of both of their theories. ---- 183123199 ->>183117218 (OP) ->most of your storytellers prioritized [race] accomplishments ->Ask yourself as you're learning ->Who's telling the story? ->Was this modified to make [race] readers comfortable? -These people want to be free thinkers but they shut their brain off if it's not something that will "bash the white male patriarchy." The same logic should have them questioning all sorts of things in history or fields of science that might make certain non-white racial groups uncomfortable but they'll never stick to their stated principles in that case. Suddenly, they become the ignorant, closed-minded religious nuts they claim to hate, guarding the taboos from any intellectual prying, but at the same time they think of themselves as progressive truth-seekers. ---- 183123248 -Back to The Future remake with the niglet from Stranger Things. ---- 183123250 ->>183119584 -It's just revisionism and propaganda. - -I can think of 4 samples with some black ancestry (that's more than just North African ancestry) out of thousands (I think it's close to 7000) European ancient DNA samples (including post-antiquity samples, but not modern ones). - -1. The East African/Sudanese-like sample from Roman Era Viminacium -2. The 23% black girl from Anglo-Saxon England -3 and 4. Two guys from Muslim Spain. - -I guess there was also some slave found in a ditch from 17th century Spain or Portugal. ---- 183123372 ->>183122585 ->Edison was able to design and popularize an efficient light bulb, which is why we talk about him. -That is what I said. He did design a lightbulb. He did market and sell it to great success. I did not say he invented the light bulb. I am not walking anything back you fag. ---- 183123460 ->>183122748 ->It's not impossible to justify if you really try. -The OP is complaining they aren't mentioning black knights in history books. Sure you could make some dumb shit up as an excuse to have blacks in your historical movie, but why? ---- 183123616 ->>183123250 -There's more Europeans and Eurasians in Africa than the other way around. - -1. Ancient samples from Kenya and Tanzania were close to Ethiopians, deriving half or more of their ancestry from Eurasian source. -2. Many North African samples from Punic cities are European-like (similar to ancient Greeks and Sicilians) -3. There was a neolithic migration from Europe to North Africa that at some point reached Central Africa. Green Saharan pastoralists were probably quite 'white'. They introduced domesticated animals to West Africa. -4. The people who established Swahili culture and built stone and coral castles in coastal East Africa descended from Persian males who married local women. -5. Egypt obviously also wasn't very black, neither were ancient Israelites. - -Modern Western media just fuel black fantasies. ---- 183123740 ->>183117218 (OP) -How come she isn't bitching about all the Asians left out? ---- 183123793 -There's all these great black people throughout history that we have to cast blacks as white historical figures ---- 183123879 ->>183119584 -If black knights didn't exist, then how do you explain this? ---- 183123952 ->>183123793 -It's just stupid. It's impossible for me to fully immerse myself in the story if there are black people where they shouldn't be. ---- 183123956 ->>183123879 -Wasn't it all a dream in the movie? ---- 183124008 ->>183123460 ->The OP is complaining they aren't mentioning black knights in history books -I mean, if you really want to be pedantic you could argue many African kingdoms did have a effective knight class. Kind of how Samurai are basically knights despite obviously being their own thing. - -Ironically enough talking about knights in such a manner is very Eurocentric because what knights actually are in practice is not that dissimilar from any class of noble soldiers. ---- 183124066 ->>183123952 -All historical movies have tons and tons of fucking mistakes. Either grow up and get over that or stop watching historical epics. ---- 183124116 ->>183123793 -I'm so sick of seeing and hearing black people, it isn't even their fault either. ---- 183124118 -How come they never mention all the blacks who had slaves before the English? ---- 183124146 ->>183123956 -Yeah he used to read word up magazine ---- 183124156 ->>183124116 -I'm sick and tired of hearing you white subhumans talk, and it is actually their fault. - ->>183124118 -Because the English took it to horrifying new extents. ---- 183124162 ->>183117358 ->grew up watching zombie CN and missed out on the kino early2000s CN -sad ---- 183124176 ->>183124118 -The Native Americans had tons of slaves too lol ---- 183124181 ->>183124156 -Shut up nigger. ---- 183124231 ->>183124176 -No, they did not. - -I mean, not the once in the USA anyhow. Aztecs and Maya's were a different matter. ---- 183124266 ->>183124231 -Native Americans absolutely enslaved and waged incredibly brutal war on each other, what the fuck are you talking about you retard? ---- 183124280 ->>183124181 -This is a good example of what I mean. - -Just imagine a world in which this subhuman was taken from his home, beaten slowly and painfully, and then finally allowed to bleed to death. Would that not be a great place? For his useless tongue to be silent forever? ---- 183124316 ->>183124266 ->what the fuck are you talking about you retard? -Most Native Americans were largely tribal societies that lacked the means to maintain a large slave empire. Their wars were also no more brutal than European wars and significantly less brutal than the war of exterminators performed by European colonizers. ---- 183124341 ->>183124162 -Regular show is good. ---- 183124345 ->>183122748 ->weirder things have happened -No, they have not actually. Blacks never invented a sail, never figured out how to cross the Sahara desert, never developed any kind of infrastructure, civilization or technology beyond a primitive spear. So no, they were not in any contact with Europeans until Europeans decided to explore Africa in the 1500's, which is no longer the medieval period, but the early modern period, and guns were the weapon in European warfare. ->>183122996 -Wrong ---- 183124368 ->>183122888 -Because he murdered elephants, anyone saying anything else is wrong, this is the real reason ---- 183124374 ->>183124066 -Shalom ---- 183124380 ->>183124231 -Many north american tribes had slaves. Some even allied with the Confederacy in the Civil War. ->>183124316 ->lacked the means to maintain a large slave empire -Lacking a slave empire isn't the same as not having slavery ---- 183124391 ->>183124316 -Natives took war captives as slaves constantly lmao ->NOO THEY WERENT BRUTAL LIKE EUROS -Multiple tribes had accounts of how suicide was preferential to capture by certain tribes, like the Comanche for example ---- 183124401 ->>183124316 ->Their wars were also no more brutal than European wars -No shit.. We're the best at wars shitskin. we got big balls and high intelligence even as a minority we'll be able to organize and defeat you fucking coward retards. ---- 183124417 ->>183124345 -> Blacks never invented a sail, never figured out how to cross the Sahara desert, never developed any kind of infrastructure, civilization or technology beyond a primitive spear -All of this is factually incorrect and easily disproven. Try again. - ->So no, they were not in any contact with Europeans -Yes, they were. Many of them in fact did trade with the west. Well, mostly Morroco. But that was also a large chunk of Spain at some point so it still counts. ---- 183124418 ->>183124181 -based ->>183124280 -cringe ---- 183124422 ->>183124156 ->Because the English took it to horrifying new extents. -Yeah all that freeing of the slaves they did was horrifying. -the fucking cope ---- 183124442 ->>183124316 ->the war of exterminators performed by European colonizers -No such war ever happened, you must have seen it in a dream -Also, the greatest honor among warlike amerindian tribes was having scalps of women and children on your belt, because it meant you had snuck into enemy town undetected, scalped their most protected members and gotten out alive ---- 183124450 ->>183124345 ->wrong -It's true. The preprint mentions him and claims he's most closely related to Christian era samples from Sudan. ---- 183124451 ->>183124417 -You can't be serious, you've got to be baiting right? You aren't actually this stupid you're just pretending. ---- 183124455 ->>183124316 -This is where we get the hacky lawyer speak. ->yeah we did it too but it doesn't count because long bullshit ramble. ---- 183124460 ->>183124156 -This. the english are subhuman ---- 183124489 ->>183122898 ->Hold your forces back, Lucius. This nigga is ENTIRELY too dark. ---- 183124490 ->>183124008 ->Samurai are basically knights despite obviously being their own thing. -I don't know about nobility in African kingdoms, but samurai and knights are not the same. Funnily enough considering your next point, that is called "the western thesis" and has been moved away from recently. Look into Karl Friday if you want to know more, he wrote about it quite a bit. ->Ironically enough talking about knights in such a manner is very Eurocentric -Knights are a Western European noble class. Discussions of western European social structure should be Eurocentric. ---- 183124496 ->>183124451 -I know a few modern eachers, I don't think he's baiting ---- 183124501 ->>183124380 ->Many north american tribes had slaves. -Very few on average. - ->Some even allied with the Confederacy in the Civil War. -Most of that was literally just a alliance of convenience. - ->Lacking a slave empire isn't the same as not having slavery -It's also not the same thing as having a ton of slaves. - ->>183124391 ->Natives took war captives as slaves constantly -Mostly just the Aztecs. - ->>NOO THEY WERENT BRUTAL LIKE EUROS -No. They were just as brutal as the Europeans. Though, less brutal than the Europeans were towards the native americans. - ->Multiple tribes had accounts of how suicide was preferential to capture by certain tribes, like the Comanche for example -That doesn't even have to mean they were brutal. - ->>183124401 ->We're the best at wars shitskin. -HA! - -Europeans are the worst at wars. The massive brutality of the likes of the Hundred Year war, the Thirty Year war, World War 1, and even the Napoleonic war was not the result of competence but failure. ---- 183124521 ->>183124460 ->>183124156 -There were no slaves in England you retards, we only traded them. You Americans are the ones who actually owned them. ---- 183124540 ->>183124417 -No, all of that is correct. -They never developed beyond incredibly primitive savages. ->Yes, they were. Many of them in fact did trade with the west. -No, they did not. ->Well, mostly Morroco -Not a European country, not a white country, not considered western civilization or western culture. Try again kike. ->But that was also a large chunk of Spain at some point so it still counts. -No, it does not. -And you willfully leave out the important detail of this, which is that it was the North African arab/maghrebi/moor muslims who traveled across the Sahara to trade with negroids, never the other way. The negroids simply lacked the brains to cross the desert or sail on the sea, the best they could manage was tiny little canoes for crossing rivers. ---- 183124543 ->>183124422 ->Yeah all that freeing of the slaves they did was horrifying. -Proteciton racket. - ->>183124442 ->No such war ever happened -Yes, they did. Many tribes were utterly genocided. - ->Also, the greatest honor among warlike amerindian tribes was having scalps of women and children on your be -The greatest honor of a white general was massacring entire civilizations and having the ruins named after yourself. - ->>183124451 ->No argument -Typical. ---- 183124561 ->>183124501 ->>Europeans are the worst at wars. -He says in a European language without a hint of irony. My ancestors dominated yours, we won. ---- 183124574 ->>183124455 -The only fucking lawyer speak happening here is you backpedaling from your claim that it was a lot. You disgusting liar. ---- 183124575 ->>183124501 ->Mostly just the Aztecs. -This is patently false you absolute nigger retard ---- 183124577 ->>183124156 ->Because the English took it to horrifying new extents. -West African Blacks would sacrifice and eat slaves. The British really didn't do anything you could call "horrifying new extents". They were treated like subhuman shit, but they were also treated that way in Africa. ---- 183124608 ->>183124501 ->>183124543 -Historically illiterate retard, you should be stoned to death. ---- 183124616 ->>183124561 ->He says in a European language without a hint of irony. -What irony? There was no grand war, anon. Your ancestors did not gloriously conquer anything. ---- 183124634 ->>183124450 -Yeah I bet you also think the Cheddar man was dark as literal shit like those fraudulent researchers claimed with their "study" -Even though their findings actually did not look at skin color at all, and the leftist researchers made an irrational assumption that the Cheddar man should of course be pitch black as a kikes soul -Even though all other studies ever done on the Cheddar mans tribe always have concluded that he was not only white skinned, but that every single member in his race had blue eyes. Look it up. Every single one. No variation. ---- 183124681 ->>183124540 ->No, all of that is correct. -All of it is factually wrong. So effortlessly in fact that the depth of your delusion shows your intellectual inequality and the pointless of engaging with you any longer. Read a history book, or even just a wikipedia page, any one of them will effortlessly disprove every single argument you put forth. ---- 183124692 ->>183124543 ->Many tribes were utterly genocided. -When the tribes genocided each other, do you also call it "the war of exterminators" ---- 183124721 ->>183124501 -You know zero history, brainwashed mutt ->>183124543 ->Yes, they did. Many tribes were utterly genocided. -Its not genocide when its war, those indians were hostile and always attacking white settlements, killing women and children. They had no choice but to also wage war against them until it was over. ->The greatest honor of a white general was massacring entire civilizations and having the ruins named after yourself. -Cope -You will never understand what the word honor even means, because only an Aryan soul can experience the feeling of honor ---- 183124753 ->>183124616 -Are you actually retarded? ---- 183124763 ->>183124490 ->but samurai and knights are not the same -I would say they have some pretty big similarities. But it's mostly moot. Point being though that talking about black knights is a bad way to put it. Talk about something other than knights for once. ---- 183124765 ->>183124681 -No, all of it is correct, and I deconstructed your lies with objective historical facts. -Keep seething, kike demon. ---- 183124772 ->>183124634 -Cheddar man was dark, yes. ->their study -There are many studies about European prehistory. The conclusion is always the same, Western Gunter Gatherers lacked alleles responsible for lighter skin. Cheddar man was a WHG. -And yes, despite being dark 90% of them had blue eyes. - ->he was not only white skinned -There are no such studies. I'm very well informed. I know about this. ---- 183124774 ->>183124616 -A grand war would mean your ancestors put up a valiant effort. It was just defeat after defeat, retreat after retreat. - -Grand wars are reserved for when Whites fight other Whites. Like the one going on right now between Ukrainians and Russians.. Compare that to the shitskins in the middle east when they fight each other. - ->Your ancestors did not gloriously conquer anything -Yep, a massive chunk of the world simply adopted English, Spanish & Portuguese because they thought it was cool! ---- 183124822 ->>183124763 ->Talk about something other than knights for once. -Well it was the OP video that brought it up. Given that that video also mentions "black Roman soldiers", I don't think they were talking about some African kingdom's noble rank that was somewhat equivalent to a knight. ---- 183124824 ->>183117218 (OP) -I was going to be cheeky and say The Birth of a Nation but they already did that. ->>183119584 ->>black medieval knights -None, African looking people appear in some old pieces of art but they were rare and probably considered oddities. Most European people hadn't seen a black person until they appeared in theatres. -Language/culture/technology/distance were all impediments to how far you could go. ->>black roman warriors -There were African members of the legion but their exact race wasn't recorded afaik. The North Africans at the time wouldn't have necessarily been Sub-Saharan, like how Egypt was made up from multiple different local ethnicities, some of whom would be considered white today. -This is all claimed to excuse the rampant abuse by mass immigration inflicted on European and American peoples (on behalf of corporations). ->>black cowboys ->>black fighter pilots -Cowboy as they mean it wasn't a real occupation. There were itinerant gunman, criminals and ranch workers though so who knows how many were black? Same with fighter pilots, unless they're talking about WW2 British pilots in which I think it's very unlikely there were many if any. ->>black classical musicians -None that I know of. Beethoven had a mixed race violinist who was likely half Indian though, named George Bridgetower. His father claimed that he was an African prince, but also claimed his wife was a Polish noblewoman from a house I cant find any existence for so I think that's a fib to compensate for his own very modest origin. It's a shame that he'd be humiliated today by his father's childishness because otherwise he was a fine violinist. Apparently they had a falling out after Bridgetower insulted a woman Beethoven liked. ->>black inventor behind the filament inside the light bulb ->He did not create the light bulb or the concept of the filament -Yeah. -Generally, claims about non-Euros in Europe are from a rare few in the 19th century for propaganda. -Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk. ---- 183124835 ->>183124577 ->West African Blacks would sacrifice and eat slaves. -Largely incorrect, but still, somehow, more humane than what the Brits did. - ->>183124575 -And the Mayans. I said as much. - -I mean, maybe the Incans as well. I don't know but it wouldn't surprise me. - ->>183124692 ->When the tribes genocided each other, -The thing that happened way less often than whites conquering it? - ->>183124721 ->Its not genocide when its war -For white people, war is genocide. - ->You will never understand what the word honor even means, because only an Aryan soul can experience the feeling of honor -Aryan race is not real and you have no soul in the first place. ---- 183124849 ->>183124616 ->there was no grand war -What a self defeating argument -Yeah, because all other races are so pathetic and weak that our tiniest efforts can crush you all and conquer the planet -You are nothing compared to Aryans, nothing -Don't ever forget that ---- 183124853 ->>183124574 -it was lot, get over yourself noble savage. ---- 183124866 ->>183124501 ->Most of that was literally just a alliance of convenience. -The same could be said about the Confederate states themselves ---- 183124875 ->>183117218 (OP) ->No, the guy who invented the lightbulb didn't invent it. It's more accurate to say the dude who designed a better filament. ->Men didn't design cars, but rather, WOMEN for designing the windshield wipers. ---- 183124881 ->>183124753 -Are you? - -Do you think colonization of Africa was some glorious fucking conquest? - ->>183124765 ->and I deconstructed your lies with objective historical facts. -None of which you can post, of course. ---- 183124929 ->>183124849 ->Yeah, because all other races are so pathetic and weak that our tiniest efforts can crush you all and conquer the planet -No? Because you didn't conquer shit. You mostly just used diplomacy and the massive wealth you had already stolen and plundered to take control. - -At war, you people suck. That's why every anti colonization war ended in a decisive victory the moment your cash supply ran out. - ->>183124853 ->It was a lot -It was nothing. ---- 183124938 ->>183124835 ->For white people, war is genocide. -Well you got that right, since its so effortless for us to win against all you lesser races -Thats just a synonym for a crushing victory -You should have evolved beyond primitive apeman status if you wanted to stand a chance against us ---- 183124957 ->>183124835 ->And the Mayans. I said as much. -North American ones as well. Not just the Central/South American empires - ->I don't know but it wouldn't surprise me. -Yes I'm well aware you're an absolute "noble savage" historylet. Don't even reply again. ---- 183124971 ->>183124866 -It could be. Which is why it was a utterly failed state even before the North destroyed it. - ->>183124938 ->Well you got that right, since its so effortless for us to win against all you lesser races -No. It's because you are violent madman. - -> if you wanted to stand a chance against us -Lol. We kicked you out everywhere the moment your cash supply ran out. ---- 183124983 ->>183124929 -You are delusional -Aryans won every single battle against you lesser races, literally even ones where it was like 100 men vs 10 000 shitskin "men" lmao -Happened all the time -Never forget, you aren't human. ---- 183124995 ->>183124835 ->The thing that happened way less often than whites conquering it? -Skill issue. Definitely not for a lack of trying. ---- 183125002 ->>183124881 ->Do you think colonization of Africa was some glorious fucking conquest? -No, the africans just let them take over. Literally asked them to. ---- 183125019 ->>183124957 ->North American ones as well. -None of which was a scale even remotely comparable to anything the Europeans did. - ->Yes I'm well aware you're an absolute "noble savage" historylet -It's not a question of noble savages. I just dispute the notion that European colonizers were not equally savage and violent. ---- 183125024 ->>183124983 ->Aryans -You aren't an Aryan. Aryans were primitive tribes living on Russian steppes. ---- 183125034 ->>183124971 -Cope -You lesser races are the most violent of all -You are just incompetent, stupid, weak and cowardly, which is why you can not stand a chance in any battle against Aryans -But you constantly victimize the most weak and frail in any society, as if it was normal to you -We are the only race that hates violent criminals ---- 183125067 ->>183124971 ->It could be. Which is why it was a utterly failed state even before the North destroyed it. -I guess native federations were utterly failed "states" too then lol ---- 183125080 ->>183124983 ->Aryans won every single battle against you lesser races -Lol. Tell that to Berlin. The only victory you made up race had that day was your women experiencing sexual pleasure for the firs time in their life. - -You people talk big, but at the end of the day you exist to be exterminated. To be stepped on, kept alive just long enough to watch your child bleed to death and your wife raped. ---- 183125083 ->>183124938 -You will never be white. Sorry. ---- 183125103 ->>183125080 -Russians are more related to Aryans than Germans, so in a way the Aryans won that one. ---- 183125108 ->>183125002 ->No, the africans just let them take over. -Basically, yeah. Very moment they decided "Nah, these people have outlived their usefulness" they got kicked out. ---- 183125110 ->>183125024 -I am Aryan, nearly all native Europeans are, in fact. ->Aryans were primitive tribes living on Russian steppes. -And they conquered all the other white tribes living in Europe, thus creating the modern day populations of Europe. -This is all well known by historians nowadays, ever since 2018 when the Aryan origin of Europeans was conclusively proven by the DNA research of the jew David Reich, worlds top population genetics expert. ---- 183125114 ->>183125019 ->None of which was a scale even remotely comparable to anything the Europeans did -Keep moving the goalposts brownie. It was due to a lack of capability more than anything else. It's hard to have a trans oceanic slave trade when you never progressed beyond Neolithic technology ---- 183125141 ->>183124835 ->Largely incorrect, but still, somehow, more humane than what the Brits did. -Well there's a bunch of eyewitness accounts saying they did, but I'm sure you know better. Given the second part I think you must be trolling. The African states also used their slaves for labor, both domestic and manual. They also tortured and killed slaves that resisted. ---- 183125147 ->>183125103 ->Russians are more related to Aryans than Germans, -Sure, anon. Keep up that cope. Whoever you claim isn't Aryan will make sure you die in vain in the end. Looking forward to watching your city burn, your women raped, and your child dead. ---- 183125149 ->>183125110 -You aren't even 50% Aryan. No one today is. ---- 183125170 ->>183117218 (OP) -never watched this - -never will. ---- 183125177 ->>183125114 ->Keep moving the goalposts brownie. -That's you. It was not a ton. - ->t was due to a lack of capability more than anything else. -Lack of interest as well. - ->It's hard to have a trans oceanic slave trade when you never progressed beyond Neolithic technology -Didn't stop Europe. Getting conquered by Romans tends to help, I guess. ---- 183125183 ->>183125147 -It's not cope, it's literally a fact. ---- 183125222 ->>183125141 ->Well there's a bunch of eyewitness accounts saying they did, -Sure, anon. If that's what the voices in your head tell you. - ->The African states also used their slaves for labor, both domestic and manual. They also tortured and killed slaves that resisted. -Still more humane than the English. - ->>183125183 -The fact is that the people that talked about the Aryna race got raped and owned by communists. Much like you will be raped and owned, probably by communists again. ---- 183125309 ->>183125170 -Rebecca Sugar might not have directly pussified Adventure Time but I do hold her responsible for getting the ball rolling on all the twee, faux-deep, therapy person mannerisms that show accrued by the end of its run. ---- 183125311 ->>183125080 -WW2 was Aryans vs Aryans, you retarded shitskin subhumanoid -Imagine talking about a historical subject you know absolutely nothing about ->>183125083 -Ironic, since you are a shitskin, being uppity to an Aryan, your superior. ->>183125103 -False. Russians are heavily mixed with Mongol blood due to being their bitch for almost a thousand years. -While Aryans conquered all of Europe, being an already white race, that conquered and mixed with other white races already in Europe - both of whom in anyway descend from the same North Siberian ancestors to begin with. So no, you have no idea what you are talking about. -It's actually really pathetic you seethe and try to paint yourself as some expert on a subject you could have easily googled and found yourself to be completely in the wrong about. -Because of course, archaelogists and population genetics researchers have compared DNA samples of modern populations with the mummies found from Aryan burial mounds throughout not just Europe, but Russia, Asia, anywhere - and the highest rate of Aryan DNA of all people are Scandinavians and Baltics, then Germanics (this includes Brits and French as well), and also all the rest of Europe. Literally all of Europe has higher Aryan DNA admixture than ANY region outside of Europe, in fact. - -Also to both of you seething kike rat subhumans, the Nazi Germans legally acknowledged all Europeans as Aryans. Not just themselves, no idea why you would believe such a ridiculous fantasy in that tiny brain of yours. And though DNA had not been discovered yet, they turned out to be right. ---- 183125339 ->>183125149 -False. YOU aren't Aryan. -Many Europeans, especially us northerners are in fact majority Aryan DNA. ---- 183125342 ->>183125311 ->W2 was Aryans vs Aryans, you retarded shitskin subhumanoid -No. It was subhuman racists vs the rest of humanity. Humans won. ---- 183125343 ->>183125177 -the largest-scale slavery operation in human history is happening right now. the second-largest were the arabs. the third-largest were the south-americans. I don't think the north-americans (i.e., the only ones who think slavery is bad and the ones you're talking to in your "euros bad" screed because nobody else cares or is even proud of it) even register in the top 10. - -anyone who thinks that the slavery that happened in the US was worth getting up in arms about better be a US citizen with enough apathy towards the rest of the world that they can't place europe on a map, or else you're just being a faggot ---- 183125371 ->>183125177 ->Lack of interest as well. -Cope. You can bet if the Seminoles and Arawak had complex navigation and oceanfront technologies they'd be snatching up slaves from all over the Atlantic seaboard. You're retarded. ->Didn't stop Europe. Getting conquered by Romans tends to help, I guess. ->Romans ->Europe ->Neolithic -Just stop you historically illiterate mongrel. ---- 183125419 ->>183125309 -Adventure Time only became good after she got involved. - ->>183125343 ->the largest-scale slavery operation in human history is happening right now -Insofar that the trans Atlantic slave trade never really stopped? Yes. - ->the third-largest were the south-americans -Brazil? Probably. - ->anyone who thinks that the slavery that happened in the US was worth getting up in arms about better be a US citizen with enough apathy towards the rest of the world that they can't place europe on a map, or else you're just being a faggot -I am European. It was a massive crime and the south deserved to be burned down. ---- 183125433 -Whites have either fully conquered or totally subjugated and embarrassed all countries in the world. Africa completely conquered. North America completely conquered. South American completely conquered. Australia completely conquered. Middle East completely conquered. Asia, mostly conquered and china subjugated. It's truly the White mans world. ---- 183125434 ->>183125342 -Actually, race traitors are stripped of their souls in the afterlife, and you will face eternal torment there. -Only racists go to heaven. ---- 183125460 ->>183125371 ->You can bet if the Seminoles and Arawak had complex navigation and oceanfront technologies they'd be snatching up slaves from all over the Atlantic seaboard. -Almost certainly. - ->If I pretend Romans are the exact same as my inbred stupid backwards ancestors even the Romans thought were barbarians of less worth than your average Ethiopian, then it's all European. -You are pathetic. ---- 183125500 ->>183125433 ->Whites have either fully conquered or totally subjugated and embarrassed all countries in the world. ->Middle East completely conquered. Asia, mostly conquered and china subjugated. -Wrong on all accounts. - ->It's truly the White mans world. -It was. Then you fucked it all up because you people are, at the end of the day, criminally stupid no matter how much you loot and plunder. Soon Africa and China will put a end to you once for all. ---- 183125518 -What are the chances we get a Woman King sequel? ---- 183125539 ->>183125433 -Feels good knowing I'm from the superior Aryan race and that my existence alone makes shitskin subhumans like this >>183125500 seethe until they chimp out and land in prison, where they belong. ---- 183125548 ->>183125460 ->Almost certainly. -My point exactly. The native slave societies only lacked in scale due to technological incompetence. Not due to any sort of moral hesitancy. ->The Romans weren't European -Dumb brown ape. ---- 183125558 ->>183125434 -Seems fair. Souls and heaven aren't real, much like race is not real. I'm sure in your final moments, as you are beaten to death by a horde of black people, you will imagine you are going to heaven. Of course, all that awaits you is a infinite void of nothingness. But I will still grant you that one moment before you are silenced forever. ---- 183125575 ->>183119584 ---- 183125587 ->>183125311 ->False. Russians are heavily mixed with Mongol blood due to being their bitch for almost a thousand years. -They aren't. The minor Siberian ancestry in Russians come from Uralics. - -Nice chart from 2015. We know a bit more now about this. Here's your proto-Aryan. - -Distance to: RUS_Sidelkino_HG -0.15851958 Saami_Kola -0.16031059 Russian_Leshukonsky -0.16143473 Finnish_East -0.16213671 Russian_Pinezhsky -0.16506689 Karelian - -And here are Aryans: - - -Distance to: RUS_Khvalynsk_En -0.13877111 Russian_Leshukonsky -0.14333089 Komi -0.14390818 Russian_Pinezhsky -0.14436198 Finnish_East -0.14758280 Karelian - - -Distance to: Yamnaya_RUS_Samara -0.12913220 Finnish_East -0.12948807 Finnish_Central -0.12999331 Erzya -0.13015877 Ingrian -0.13069713 Finnish_Southeast ---- 183125616 ->>183125548 ->The native slave societies only lacked in scale due to technological incompetence. Not due to any sort of moral hesitancy. -Correct. But that's very much a two way streak. White people were just as violent, backwards, and savage as the tribes they murdered. - ->>The Romans weren't European -Not as we understand them, correct. ---- 183125663 ->>183125419 ->I am European. -Is there anything more pathetic than a eurocuck? Astride the world one moment, america's centuries-long bitch the next. Enjoy your ever shrinking share of the world economy, suicidal population decline, and irrelevant culture. -Only thing you can take solace in is at least not being a slav. ---- 183125672 ->>183125616 ->Not as we understand them, correct. -What continent is the Italian peninsula in you fucking retard? I'm not using "European" as some vague racial descriptor like you are. Jesus Christ just kys ---- 183125703 ->>183125500 ->Wrong on all accounts -From Greeks, Romans, British, French, American.. Whites have conquered and subjugated the entire middle east. You can cope all you want about that fact, but it is in fact A fact. China also already admits they were subjugated by the European powers and call it "The Century of Humiliation". Who mapped the globe? Whites. Who climbed to the peak of the most dangerous mountains? Whites. Who was first to the south pole? Whites. Who was first in space? Whites. Who was first on the moon? Whites. We're simply more courageous and intelligent. ---- 183125729 ->>183119584 -The problem isn't claiming that these rarities existed. The problem is using an extremely rare edge case to justify depicting large percentages of the population or even major historical figures as black and having the gall to claim that it's historically accurate and all previous depictions were whitewashing. It's just outright lying and the people who use arguments like that don't even deserve the effort wasted on talking to them. ---- 183125751 ->>183125616 ->White people were just as violent, backwards, and savage as the tribes they murdered. -Violent maybe. But the worlds preeminent powerhouse for hundreds of years was hardly "backwards", considering they were playing by the same rules as the rest of the world. Just keep seething at whitey and keep your retarded non-arguments to yourself. ---- 183125760 ->>183119584 -Black Knights: -Kinda. There were people who would be considered black all throughout the Islamic states, and some of them do seem to have wound up in Europe by the Renaissance. They particularly show up as entertainers and musicians. There are tenuous claims of the presence of small populations of black people in medieval cities, but their provenance is complex because Moor is a term used to describe both black people and Arabs and is wildly inconsistent. The Ethiopians were involved in diplomacy during the crusades, and are part of the reason Prester John is sometimes depicted as a black man. -Actual members of the knightly class who were black I haven't heard of outside of fiction. There was at least one mixed race knight of the round table, who's mother was an African princess, but due to European ignorance of such things he's sometimes described as having literal checker board skin, half black and half white. This suggests that the writers of the Arthurian myths were aware of the existence of black people, but almost certainly did not regular interact with them as integrated members of their community. ---- 183125774 ->>183125616 ->Romans weren't European -Kys kike ---- 183125801 ->>183125616 ->Correct. But that's very much a two way streak. White people were just as violent, backwards, and savage as the tribes they murdered. -Even the Belgians kept having to punish their native enforcers for being too violent. All you needed to do was give an african a rifle and some bullets, and he'd start beating to death children in neighbouring villages so he could chop their hands off to present as "proof" of having killed poachers with the bullets he himself spent on poaching the very animals he was supposed to be protecting. - -The way to defeat europeans was litearlly to just go "please leave", and to then sit there and not oppose them. And they'd just leave. They only fought when they were attacked. To do otherwise struck them at their soul as deeply evil, so they couldn't do it. - -Not the africans though. They'll rape babies for fun to this very day. ---- 183125836 ->>183125616 ->the tribes they murdered -Which tribes? Are we talking about the American expansion or Euros trying to protect allied Africans from other Africans? ---- 183125856 ->>183125616 ->Not as we understand them, correct. - -Modern populations most closely related to people from Iron Age Italy. - -Distance to: ITA_Rome_Latini_IA -0.04570194 French_Corsica -0.04751992 Spanish_La_Rioja -0.04771550 Spanish_Castello - - -Distance to: ITA_Etruscan -0.02141200 Italian_Bergamo -0.02282642 Italian_Lombardy -0.02489156 Italian_Trentino_Alto_Adige - - -Distance to: ITA_Daunian -0.02698099 French_Corsica -0.03297931 Italian_Lombardy -0.03487169 Italian_Bergamo - - -Distance to: ITA_Boville_Ernica_IA -0.03638036 Spanish_Terres_de_l'Ebre -0.03752470 Spanish_Castilla_La_Mancha -0.03825974 Spanish_Valencia - - -Distance to: ITA_Ardea_Latini_IA -0.03414474 Spanish_Terres_de_l'Ebre -0.03462203 French_Bigorre -0.03481290 Spanish_Menorca - -? ---- 183125915 ->>183118003 -The irony of it is, that she asks you to question the intent of the history you are being told by the person telling it. She is the one altering history to fit her white savior needs, what a retarded hypocritical bitch. ---- 183125946 ->>183125558 ->Souls and heaven aren't real -Yes, not real for you lesser races. You were born without souls and there is no afterlife for you. ->much like race is not real -You're anti-science huh? Figures. ->beaten to death by a horde of black people -That is a possibility for any human, as niggers are subhuman animals that are consumed by bloodthirst ->Of course, all that awaits you is a infinite void of nothingness. -Not at all, we Aryans have an afterlife, unlike you subhumans. ---- 183126054 ->>183125587 -Are you a bit retarded or just willfully trying to deceive me, thinking I don't know about this topic? You really picked the wrong person to try and lie to. -The smaller the number, the closer the group is to Aryan DNA. -In these studies that measure distance to Aryan DNA, it is, as always Scandinavians who come the closest -See here, Norwegian/Swedish/Icelandic are much closer to Sintashta culture Aryans (which were based in what is currently Russia) than any modern day Russian population in fact. - -But keep kvetching, Shlomo -I wonder what your next embarrassingly bad lie will be ---- 183126085 ->>183125663 ->Is there anything more pathetic than a eurocuck? -Being a American that thinks you are any better. - ->>183125672 ->What continent is the Italian peninsula in you fucking retard? -It was part of the Mediterranean world, which was middle eastern. - ->>183125703 -> Greeks, Romans, British, French, American. -None of those managed to conquer the entire middle east. - ->China also already admits they were subjugated by the European -Uh, no, they were humiliated. Not subjugated. - ->Who mapped the globe? -Mostly Chinese explorers. - ->Who climbed to the peak of the most dangerous mountains? -Again, mostly Chinese people. - ->Who was first in space? -Communists. - ->Who was first on the moon? -Jews. - ->We're simply more courageous and intelligent. -Mostly just good liars. ---- 183126099 ->>183125616 -Romans were both genetically and culturally entirely European ---- 183126134 ->>183126085 -You're either baiting because you're bored. or an incredibly butthurt poop skin. Good day to you sir. ---- 183126203 ->>183125801 ->Even the Belgians kept having to punish their native enforcers for being too violent. -No. They punished them for not being violent enough. The shit Belgium did was literally worse than natives. - ->nd he'd start beating to death children in neighbouring villages so he could chop their hands off to present as "proof" of having killed poachers -That is because Belgium literally had a policy of "One head for every bullet fired". Like I said above, the issue was that they were NOT violent enough. Unlike the Belgium soldiers, who massacred entire villages to make sure they had enough heads to show as proof. - ->The way to defeat europeans was litearlly to just go "please leave", and to then sit there and not oppose them -No, the way to defeat them was to wait for them to literally destroy themselves in two borderline apocalyptic wars caused out of such sheer insane bloodlust that made the Mongols seem gentle. ---- 183126213 ->>183126085 ->It was part of the Mediterranean world, which was middle eastern. -Ah so you're just baiting. Good day sir. ---- 183126230 ->>183117218 (OP) -This is what dangerous propaganda looks like. ---- 183126256 ->>183125836 -American expansions. Since that, you know, happened. - ->>183125856 -Stop quoting EU4 files and post some actual sources. - ->>183125946 ->Yes, not real for you lesser races. -No, for everybody since it's a made up fantasy. - ->You're anti-science huh? -I believe in real science. - ->That is a possibility for any human -It's more likely to happen to non humans, like you. - ->Not at all, we Aryans have an afterlife -Again, I'll grant you the temporary delusion. ---- 183126286 ->>183126134 ->no fact. - ->>183126099 ->genetically -Unrelated to Germans and celts. - ->Culturally -Lol, no. They have fuck all in common with modern European culture. - ->>183126213 -It was. You can't compare Greece or Rome, inspired mostly by the middle east, to the backwards savages of Europe. diff --git a/tv/183117585.txt b/tv/183117585.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4c1bc2c3a881624728ed960a93c455839fef84ed..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183117585.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,614 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183117585 -What makes them and their diaspora create some of the greatest kinos in the history of the film industry? ---- 183117686 ->>183117585 (OP) ---- 183117890 -Italians are full of passion and have fire in the heart. They are the best. ---- 183117929 -i make a da pizza! ---- 183117939 ->>183117585 (OP) -soul ---- 183118128 -diabolik was the last time that i had fun watching a joint from my country at the theater (and bava's version from the '60s was better anyways) ---- 183118214 ->>183117585 (OP) -"Italian" Americans don't count, and the last good thing actual Italians did vis a vis cinema was the Spaghetti Western, back when Clint Eastwood didn't have to get carbon dated to find out how old he was. ---- 183118243 ->>183117585 (OP) -WW2 -too bad they stopped making kino a while ago ---- 183118494 -Post your 10 favorite italian kinos. - -Mine are: -1. A Special Day -2. Il Sorpasso -3. Salo -4. My Name is Nobody -5. The Suspicious Death of a Minor -6. Cemetery without Crosses -7. The Great Silence -8. The Education of Mimi -9. Dicorce Italian Style -10. 1900 ---- 183119186 -the pasta ---- 183119613 ->>183117585 (OP) -Mediterranean SOVL. They've been crafting epics of western literature and art since the bronze age. ---- 183119618 -italians aren't white, european or even human ---- 183119631 ->>183119613 -fucking kill yourself. ---- 183119679 -italy has been dying since the 90s, which is a shame because it's a great country - -hope they can turn it around ---- 183119698 -Absolute fucking trash. A more incompetent industry of technicians you will never find. ---- 183119949 ->>183117585 (OP) -Italians live interesting lives. Italian culture is exceptionally artistic, and Italy stands alongside France in being the top 2 most artistic places in the world. Italy’s rich history started the renaissance leading to legends such as da Vinci, Michelangelo, Rapheal, and many others. Paintings and Sculptures from this time played a huge part in how cinematography is done today, showing scenes in the most impactful way possible. -I could talk about how mob flicks are profound and all, because they are. Profound is a bit of a buzzword that’s misused, but the genre itself is profound from the history it originates from the formation of the Sicilian Mafia and immigration to the US. It’d be too long of an explanation and this thread is probably archived by the time I finish typing this. - -TLDR: Being Italian puts you in the top 5% of film makers by default ---- 183120135 -probably one of my favourite movies of the past decade ---- 183120578 ->>183118494 -some comedies ->un americano a Roma ->fantozzi ->amarcord ->don camillo ->altrimenti ci arrabbiamo -unrelated since it's drama, but "Un borghese piccolo piccolo" deserves a special mention ---- 183120687 -do italians have mob films? or is it only a thing from italian-american people? ---- 183120789 ->>183120687 -they have mob stuff but it generally shows them as the scum that they are instead of romanticising it ---- 183120884 ->>183120687 -we have gomorra about terroni camorristi written by a jewish leftist. never watched that shit since it's impossible to understand what they say in their pseudo-african language and if I need subtitles I prefer to watch better kinos rather than gennaro's acting as the neighborhood bully ---- 183121000 ->>183120789 -can you recomend some of that mob stuff? ->>183120884 -i have Gomorra on my watchlist, since i watched The Shield nothing can fill that void but i'm about to start Battlestar Galactica since i missed a lot of sci fi shows when i was a poorfag ---- 183121098 ->>183118128 -Based, I watched the new ones with my mom because she loved the comics when she was younger. Miriam Leone is a god tier Eva Kant. ---- 183121131 ->>183118494 -Francesco, giullare di Dio -Bicycle Thieves -L'Avventura -La Grande Guerra -La Dolce Vita -L'Armata Brancaleone -Brancaleone alle Crociate -C'eravamo tanto amati -Il Sorpasso -Umberto D ---- 183121149 ->>183120884 -Kek same, I had to find normal Italian subtitles to understand. ---- 183121176 ->>183119631 -Hispanic is not, and never was, a race. Same goes for latinx. -If you want to be scientifically precise there are only two races: sub saharan niggers and everyone else. ---- 183121230 ->>183117686 -fpbp ---- 183121317 ->>183120884 ->gomorra -literally my favorite series of all time ---- 183121333 -I hope the schizo itt finds the help he needs. Here, have a laugh at least. ---- 183121335 ->>183121098 -Literally the most beautiful woman alive ---- 183121369 -I truly hope Italians don't let themselves get replaced ---- 183121485 ->>183121000 -try gomorrah (the film) and il traditore - -the gomorrah series is pretty good as well but i don't like how absurd the plot with ciro and gennaro becomes ---- 183121672 ->>183120687 -il camorrista (1986) ---- 183121676 ->>183121335 -I know right ---- 183121683 ->>183121485 -i'll watch both films then, grazie ---- 183121717 ->>183117939 - -I used to live five minutes from this place and during the past twenty years it has been all but soul. ---- 183121811 ->>183121149 -I'm American and my grandmother was from Naples, she used to yell at me in Neapolitan when I was bad so I recognize and understand a bunch of the dialogue when they're angry. ---- 183121932 ->>183121369 - -Read some history anon. We have already mixed with Arabs, Norsemen, Greeks, Africans, Canaanites since centuries. ---- 183121951 ->>183119631 ->>183119618 ->>183117686 ---- 183121965 ->>183121932 -Wrong, our dna hasn't changed since the romans ---- 183122429 ->>183121965 - -In your dreams, fratello, maybe in your dreams. ---- 183122563 ->>183117585 (OP) -TOTAL ---- 183123097 ->>183121932 -lol ---- 183123379 ->>183121965 -broadly yes ->>183121369 -as a NATO country the Italians have to adapt to the american religion of Nigger worship. there's no escape. ---- 183123455 ->>183121176 ->sub saharan -Why are incels so obsessed with this word? ---- 183123467 -Watch IL DIVO for true Italian crime kino ---- 183123576 ->>183121369 -no the situation is fucking bad, we can only cope that the number of niggers and non caucasians is low in schools (yet). For example I lived in a small town, when I was in elementary school in 2005, my class was like 35 people, and there were only 2 foreigners me, an albanian and another albanian girl. When I went middle school, my class was like 20 people, and we had 2 albanians, 1 moroccan and 2 romanians. When I went into high school my class was made of 15 people and we had 3 albanians, 1 russian, 2 brazilians and 1 romanian. I can only imagine how much worse the situation is now, when I go around I see moroccan women with 5 children, and italian women strolling a dog instead ---- 183123617 ->>183123379 ->broadly yes -It has changed or it hasn't? ---- 183123628 ->>183123455 -because africa is not all the same ---- 183123825 -Posting Italian kino from my childhood for my /tv/frens ---- 183123920 ->>183123576 - -You are a disgrace, stop pretending to be American using "cope" or "niggers" and acting like this cool guy with tons of street credibility while it's clear you are just a goofy idiot. Fai tenerezza. ---- 183124087 ->>183123617 -foreign populations have settled in italy and have definitely left their dna footprint to some degree but the country has broadly stayed the same since the time of the Romans -it's basically nothing if faced against the replacement that europe will experience in the coming years ->>183123920 -ma sei sempre così irritato? fatti un clistere ---- 183124322 ->>183124087 - -Devo leggere di fratelli italiani che si atteggiano a razzistelli americani da tastiera usando slang totalmente slegato alla nostra cultura; magari irritato, al massimo avvilito. ---- 183124544 -italians are based and i'll fucking rape and kill you if you say otherwise stupid nigger pricks ---- 183124597 ->>183124322 ->posta su un sito internazionale ->si lamenta che il gergo caratteristico del sito non sia in pura favella toscana ->procede ad insultare i connazionali -fallito ---- 183124612 ->>183123455 -North africa was part of europe since antiquity, the sahara desert was a large and difficult to cross barrier leaving sub saharan africa as a disconnected and genetically distinct place. ---- 183124683 ->>183117585 (OP) -i am learning italian so i can read Il Duce's Popolo D'Italia - -Did you know he had his own newspaper? Never been translated into english. Strange, considering how CNN keeps telling me fascists are everywhere. ---- 183124769 ->>183124322 ->usando slang totalmente slegato alla nostra cultura -ma se stava postando in inglese? ---- 183124859 ->>183124683 ->Il Duce's Popolo D'Italia ->Did you know he had his own newspaper? -not only that, formerly he was the editor of socialist newspaper Avanti ---- 183124879 ->>183124544 -Nigger pricks are the problem with Italians. Too many of your women fucked them back in the old country ---- 183124906 ->>183124322 ->americani ->slang ->slegato alla - -Se non riesce a discorrere in italiano allora non si vanti d'usarlo. ---- 183124926 ->>183124879 -t.mutt projecting ---- 183124948 ->>183124597 - -Quindi, visto che partecipi a una discussione su un'imageboard internazionale automaticamente devi atteggiarti a classico pupazzo americano fissato con le razze, i neri e via dicendo, pur non essendo parte della nostra cultura, tanto per sentirti accettato dai quattro che ancora credono nella stronzata della razza suprema. Cosa c'entra il dialetto toscano? Oltre a filo-americano razzista sei pure campione di arrampicata sugli specchi, complimenti. ---- 183124952 ->>183124322 -lurk 2 more years, paese che vai usanze che trovi ---- 183124991 ->>183124322 -scommetto quello che vuoi che sei negro o come minimo marocchino ---- 183125053 ->>183124906 - -Non leggo errori e la frase risulta comprensibile. Secondo me ci puoi arrivare anche tu. ---- 183125096 ->>183124948 -da quando gli italiani non sono razzisti? Non solo sono razzisti con i neri, con gli albanesi, rumeni, marocchini, cinesi, ma anche con i terroni o gente proveniente da una città che gli sta sul cazzo ---- 183125107 ->>183124948 ->pur non essendo parte della nostra cultura -chi l'ha detto? ---- 183125126 ->>183124879 -Meds ---- 183125152 ->>183124991 - -Sono sardo e, stando alle tue teorie bislacche da povero scemo di guerra, facendo una veloce ricerca sull'evoluzione genetica in Italia, teoricamente sarei molto meno "contaminato" rispetto agli italiani che vivono nella penisola. Fortunatamente sono tutte stronzate sviluppate dalla psiche di persone insicure. ---- 183125168 ->>183124948 ->capo di bestiame americanizzato dall'antirazzismo fa la moraletta sul razzismo -roba da non credersi il genere di letame che piove su /tv/ ---- 183125188 -io abbandono la conversazione -se stai trollando divertiti pure -sennò fatti una camomilla ---- 183125194 ->>183125053 -Ha provato a rileggerla? E per la precisione io non la conosco, perciò teniamo i pronomi corretti. ---- 183125238 ->>183125152 -ma tu sei un coglione, da una parte spari cazzate sulle presunte contaminazioni razziali e subito dopo dici che sono americanate -fai pace col cervello ---- 183125245 ->>183125152 ->Fortunatamente sono tutte stronzate sviluppate dalla psiche di persone insicure. -Elly basta trollare ---- 183125375 ->>183121672 -this seems interesting ---- 183125390 ->>183125152 ->Joseph De Maistre, durante il suo operato in Sardegna, definì la popolazione nativa in questi termini: «razza refrattaria a tutti i sentimenti, a tutti i gusti e a tutti i talenti che onorano l'umanità. Sono più selvaggi dei selvaggi, perché il selvaggio non conosce la luce, il sardo la odia. Sono infatti privi dell'attributo più desiderabile dell'uomo, che è la perfettibilità». Niceforo si sarebbe espresso sui sardi nella seconda metà dell'Ottocento, interpretandone la supposta indole banditesca come il risultato di una loro innata inferiorità razziale, emersa da un isolamento storico tale da non permettere loro di possedere quella «plasticità morale che fa mutare ed evolvere la coscienza sociale» -Ti rode ancora il culo eh? ---- 183125473 ->>183118494 -I’m italian and I don’t know any of those movies ---- 183125487 ->>183125473 -zoom zoom ---- 183125537 ->>183125238 - -Presunte contaminazioni razziali? Ma a scuola che vi fanno leggere, la lista dei macro sui fruttoli? - -Tutto il sud Italia condivide la propria genetica con le isole mediterranee dell'area occidentale del Peloponneso, con percentuali importanti legate al mondo Arabo e Nordafricano. - -Riguardo la Sardegna, specificavo solo che rispetto alla penisola o al sud Italia, il discorso sulla genetica prende un'altra direzione con molte meno contaminazoni, direzione che non vado a snocciolare qui visto il livello di demenza dilagante. - ->>183125194 - -Darsi del lei su 4chan è il prossimo passo verso la schizofrenia. Comunque ho riletto e funziona alla grande. ---- 183125641 ->>183125390 - -Sono sconvolto; stasera non dormo. ---- 183125643 ->>183120135 -kino -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjJDM07edE [Embed] ---- 183125776 ->>183124612 -and? they are not white ---- 183125817 ->>183120135 ->>183125643 ->crappy cgi flamingos -Ruined the kino for me. Also, most boring and circlejerking and self absorbed plot ever ---- 183125822 ->>183125390 -Sono il travione sardo e, mi duole ammetterlo, mi hai centrato pienamente. ---- 183125843 ->this thread -TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH ---- 183125979 ->>183119949 ->top 5% artists -And lovers and cooks ---- 183125984 ->>183125822 - -Molto meglio questo tipo di goliardia che abbassarsi a fare gli emuli dei cugini americani per sentirsi parte del branco. ---- 183126022 ->>183117585 (OP) -They also made some of the greatest adult films ---- 183126082 ->>183125984 ->litterally you ---- 183126115 ->>183125537 ->Tutto il sud Italia condivide la propria genetica con le isole mediterranee dell'area occidentale del Peloponneso, con percentuali importanti legate al mondo Arabo e Nordafricano. -e quindi? cosa ti fa credere che sia il risultato di meticiammento in italia e non il contrario? -tutto il nordafrica era praticamente una colonia sud europea tra l'altro con origini simili (anatolia) ---- 183126166 -Catholicism. - -Its a prerequisite for good art. Ireland being another example. ---- 183126195 ->>183125537 -ma se siamo una delle due isole genetiche europee, assieme alla finlandia ---- 183126235 ->>183126082 -Tutti a parlare in italiano finché questo ricchione infiltra il filone con la sua anglopatia. ---- 183126251 ->>183126166 -interesting take, is this part of Max Weber's theory? ---- 183126281 ->>183126235 -quante polibibite ti sei calato stasera, camerata? ---- 183126428 ->>183126251 - -Well, protestants justify accumulated wealth and power through self interest as Gods grace whereas Catholicism stresses the role of the individual as a counterpart to everyone else. It makes Catholic art more empathetic and questioning. ---- 183126521 ->>183126115 - -Magna Grecia, quindi aree in Italia colonizzate dai Greci, occupazione araba in Sicilia per cinquecento anni. Tanto per fare due esempi banalissimi. Secondo te queste civiltà, una volta insediatesi in Italia giocavano a briscola con la popolazione autoctona. Okay. ---- 183126598 ->>183126195 - -Amico mio, leggere due-tre teorie, tra l'altro senza comprenderle, su Wikipedia non fa di te una fonte attendibile. ---- 183126889 ->>183121676 -Italian women just have this warmth to them. As if they have absorbed the heat of the Tuscan sun and carry it in their heart. Nordcuck shield maidens are angular and bitter in comparison ---- 183126896 ->>183126521 ->Magna Grecia, quindi aree in Italia colonizzate dai Greci -e quindi? sono europei ->occupazione araba in Sicilia per cinquecento anni -top kek torna a scuola che è meglio ---- 183127084 ->>183125390 -Reminder that ancient Sards could have been the so-called Sea Peoples that repeatedly attacked ancient Egypt and coastal Middle Eastern countries, pushing their shit in. -And even if that's not true, they are cool. Pic rel. ---- 183127287 ->>183126896 - -Mi sa che hai cominciato a studiare la storia dalla vittoria ai Mondiali 2006. Sei stupido come pochi fratello ma ti voglio bene lo stesso. ---- 183127393 ->>183127287 -Not that anon but the Muslims' rule over Sicily lasted 200 years, not 500. ---- 183127525 ->>183127393 -I meant to write *less than 200 years ---- 183127543 ->>183126889 -But anon, everyone knows t*scans have no heart. They are rivalled in their uselessness only by the terroni and l*gurians ---- 183127576 ->>183127393 - -True, but when Normans arrived in Sicily the Muslim population stayed for other hundreds of years in that area. Arabic-speaking Muslim communities survived in Sicily for more than two centuries after the Norman conquest. ---- 183127752 ->>183119618 -They're the closest meds get to whites Spanish and moortuuese are niggers ---- 183127757 ->>183126598 -la tua non-esistente contro teoria è invece interesantissima. ---- 183127806 ->>183127752 -spaniards are whiter than south italians ---- 183127897 ->>183127757 - -Ci vediamo sul traghetto che porta all'isola genetica. Ti spiego tutto una volta arrivati. ---- 183128032 ->>183127084 -I was just noticing that our sardinian friend was eager to dismiss racial theories as "insecure people fantasies". Maybe he's still butthurt at those theories I quoted ---- 183128094 ->>183127806 -spain is not white and neither are italians. You're all brown. ---- 183128122 -we'll make it even this time. ---- 183128145 ->>183125537 ->Darsi del lei su 4chan è il prossimo passo verso la schizofrenia. Comunque ho riletto e funziona alla grande. - -rotolando su pavimento ridendo mao - -Vabè, pretendere il "lei" su internet è una roba tutta nostra, un po' come il porno amatoriale con le mascherine di pizzo ---- 183128250 ->>183117585 (OP) -Catholicism, Protestants are soulless ghouls ---- 183128342 ->>183128145 - -La ringrazio per lo scambio, anonimo, e le auguro una buona serata. ---- 183128371 -Italy has been the cultural center of Europe for its entire history. From the Roman empire to the middle ages to the renaissance, Italy has always produced the greatest poets and artists. It should be no surprise they make the best films ---- 183128548 ->>183128371 -Based ---- 183128877 ->>183127897 ->more non-arguments -Ok, boomer. ---- 183128911 ->>183128094 -and thats a good thing ---- 183128998 ->>183128548 -They always had the best females of the planet.obviously the exception that confirm the rule apply ---- 183129071 ->>183128122 -Meloni-chan will help us! ---- 183129245 ->>183118128 -Filtered ---- 183129419 ->>183128877 - -Un caro abbraccio e una buona notte anche a te anonimo. ---- 183130258 -no qt italian gf to make fun of me for not being real italian -why live bros ---- 183130348 -A boppity a boopty a goopty -I cooka da spaghetti ---- 183130738 ->>183117585 (OP) -piedi ---- 183130741 -whys it ok to mock italians ---- 183130759 ->>183130738 ---- 183130778 ->>183119631 -white is phenotype and disposition ---- 183130824 ->>183130759 ---- 183130837 ->>183130824 ---- 183130901 ->>183119679 ->it's a great country -LMAO FUCK OFF we're a 3rd world country brought americans gibs before germany took their place ---- 183131016 -imagine the smelle ---- 183131054 ->>183131016 -meant for >>183130837 ---- 183131142 ->>183131016 ->>183131054 -i'm imagining ---- 183131155 ->>183131142 ---- 183131200 ->>183131155 ---- 183131246 ->mentally ill shitalian death argie is on /tv/ too -top kek -t. /int/ruler ---- 183131349 ->>183131200 -feet... ---- 183131386 ->>183131349 -si ---- 183131429 ->>183131386 -i want to be crushed ---- 183131500 ->>183131429 -fill ur lungs ---- 183131582 ->>183131500 ---- 183131603 ->>183131582 ---- 183131623 ->>183131603 ---- 183131650 ->>183131623 ---- 183131696 -Ok but why our flags are similar? We adopted the green and red shit first wops ---- 183131706 ->>183118243 -So losing wars and betraying allies like cowards? ---- 183131717 ->>183131650 -imagine the taste ---- 183131752 ->>183131717 -need german gf badly sadly they dont like swarths ---- 183131757 ->>183119679 ->great country -Only for ugly tourists that fuck italian girls ---- 183131801 ->>183121951 -Italians larping as white people? ---- 183131805 ->>183131752 -they will ---- 183131828 ->>183131805 -i hope ---- 183131848 ->>183128032 -It’s usually slavs that want to appear white that constantly discuss race. ---- 183131882 ->>183128548 -Isn’t that the greek tranny? ---- 183131962 ->>183131752 -Based fellow bulgarian ---- 183131971 -So does diaspora, meaning an ethnic group outside their homeland, imply people belong and should go back to, where they came from? - -Whatever happened to muh global citizenship liberals pushed as recently as Obama? ---- 183131996 ->>183131582 -I wonder if you were able to watch Tinto BRAPs films in the theater as child or did they only play in adult theaters? ---- 183132009 ->>183131962 -i italian though ---- 183132021 ->OP literally posts an italian flag with praise ->2014 /int/ descends like bats from the rafters ---- 183132186 ->>183131996 -I would like to know that as well, also does based Tinto have a hairy armpit fetish? A lot of his female protagonist have hairy pits, or is that just an Italian thing at the time? ---- 183132260 ->>183132009 -shitalian* ---- 183132277 ->>183132260 ---- 183132327 ->>183117686 -hating the best European country in the world huh? typical jealousy slav or german/french uggo ---- 183132342 ->>183132009 - -Let me drink some good Primitivo from your foot. ---- 183132365 ->>183131706 -to be fair Italians betrayed other Italians too ---- 183132418 ->>183132186 -I think they have hairy pits in his period pieces but in his films that take place in modern times they don't. I don't remember Cheeky having hairy pits. ---- 183132487 ->>183119618 -ariana grande is super bogged in the pic you asshat she actually looks Italian before the bog look at her eyes and her mother especially ---- 183132528 ->>183131801 -probably spaniards butthurt they are not italians ---- 183132533 ->>183132487 -she's always been a nafri and even admitted it ---- 183132970 ->>183132533 -her feet.. ---- 183133045 ->>183132009 -You ever sold feet pics, because your are well formed? Foot simps are so retarded they don’t know the difference between male and female feet. ---- 183133180 ->>183133045 -you really think your feet can fool someone? post soles ---- 183133358 ->>183119613 -I didn't realize tumblr nose dated back that far diff --git a/tv/183118437.txt b/tv/183118437.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e8c7f8018e65665e00b66d98ea4eff4829ec6a1b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183118437.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,461 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183118437 -post and rate the last four movies that you watched ---- 183118485 ->mad max -lol -how to spot a pretending reddit shitlord ---- 183118531 ->>183118485 -Fuck off, cunt. ---- 183118657 -Scanners- doesn't live up to cool premise -Videodrome- plot is similar to ^ but feels much more cohesive and the mass media themes carry on to today -District 9- bullshit -Knightriders- very comfy and quaint but too long ---- 183119187 -informer and broken city were just silly action flicks me and my gf picked to watch eating pizza and drinking lmao. -broken city wasn't all that bad but the informer was fuckingg shit. - -excalibur is kino, watched it this year or the first time. -mad max is nice too. - ->>183118657 -been putting off scanners and videodrome for a long time. -district 9 I enjoyed. ---- 183119216 ->>183118485 ->shitlord ->calling others redditors -I honestly dont know if these are trolls anymore. ---- 183119224 -Im not on a french kick, I swear ---- 183119465 ->>183119187 -Videodrome is a classic. Scanners just felt too dry and clinical, it's a great setup that doesn't really go anywhere. -Everything about District 9 was annoying to me, all the characters were retards. I liked the Nigerian warlord though. I'm going to rewatch High Plains Drifter now. ---- 183119581 ->>183119465 -got it. ->High Plains Drifter now -nice. going to watch either the outlaw josey wales or pale rider. ---- 183119595 ->Suzume -Nice movie, gorgeous visuals , good time in the Kinoplex ->John Wick chap 4 -I didn't expect the action scenes to be that good, but it was a nice surprise overall ->Phenomena -A bit cheesy and weird, but still a nice movie from Argento ->Golgo 13 : The Professional -Top tier anime feature film, my favorite in this list ---- 183119629 ->>183119595 ->Top tier tranime ---- 183119662 ->>183119595 -Fuck off you nigger, do you even have any idea what you're talking about? ---- 183119893 ->>183118437 (OP) -rates are out of 10 ---- 183120059 -King Richard - 3.5 -80 for Brady - 3 -65 - 2.5 -Shazam - 3.5 -Do I have shit taste? ---- 183120086 ->>183118437 (OP) -Mario Movie -loved it, I appreciated the attention to detail and how it was so faithful to the games. beautiful movie, funnier than expected. I thought it's a great movie, wish it was longer. -9/10 - -Suicide Squad (the new one) -surprisingly kino -interesting villain and plot -had some good funny moments -enjoyed the gore and more adult humor because most movies stray from it lately -7/10 - -Everything everywhere all at once -the title and the idea of it as an "art film" made me hesitant to watch it but it's kino, a love letter to kung fu movies and it is a wild ride. a crazy concept executed very well. 8/10 ---- 183120109 -guess my age ---- 183120118 ->>183118437 (OP) -Excalibur is overrated clearly. ---- 183120208 ->>183118437 (OP) ---- 183120224 ->>183120086 ->those ratings -hory shiet, what happened to /tv ---- 183120254 ->>183119595 ->>Suzume ->Nice movie, gorgeous visuals , good time in the Kinoplex - -Is it actually in theaters anywhere? I'll go see it if it is. ---- 183120320 ->>183118437 (OP) cringe ->>183119187 based ->>183119224 based ->>183119472 cringe ->>183119893 literally why ->>183120109 cringe ->>183120208 C R I N G E ---- 183120406 -65 - 1/5 -Shazam - 2.5/5 -Infinity Pool - 3.5/5 -Avatar 2 - 4/5 -Operation Fortune - DNF. Closed it down when Plaza appeared ---- 183120467 ->>183120406 ->Avatar 2 - 4/5 -Based. ---- 183120801 ->>183120320 -I feel like Sonic is at least a 2.5 star film, as Jim Carrey's performance is at least amusing. He's hamming it up and is like back in his Ace Ventura days. ---- 183120918 -American Psycho - I think I watched this once before because I remembered most of it but not how it ended. The end felt very Lynchian and up to interpretation, which I felt was kind of a slap in the face considering the rest of the film's cohesiveness. I'm surprised that people make such a big deal about this film, but it's pretty solid, just didn't blow my mind. 3.5/5 - -Dead Heat - It's a favorite of mine. Zombie buddy cop film with 80s cheese and cool practical effects. Very unique and fun film. Was showing it to a friend in my basement theater. 5/5 - -Lawnmower Man - This was my friend's pick. I don't know if I've ever seen it before but I know I caught the end of it on TV shortly after it came out and that was the first, last, and only time I had ever watched it until last weekend. Pretty solid and entertaining faire with a premise that aged somewhat surprisingly well if you replace virtual reality with AI. The length felt just a bit too long, though at 2 hours and 20 minutes. 3.5 out of 5 - -Super Mario Bros Movie - Pretty good! I'm 41 and Super Mario Bros 1 was one of the first video games I ever touched. It was a fun romp with a few small nods to the 35+ year old man children that might be in the audience. I appreciated the Mario Kart references more than the retro ones, since I'm a big fan of that game. Colorful, pretty to look at... My wife and I agreed that the strong wahmen trope applied to Peach didn't really fit, though, or could have been done better. 4/5 ---- 183121061 ->>183118437 (OP) -Mama -9/10 horror I don't care what you say that ghost scared the shite out of me. Didn't kill the annoying womanchild wife but what can you do. - -Office Space -9/10 very funny and relatable, ending got kind of dumb. - -Mario -8/10 was fun and creative, loaded with unobtrusive references and eastereggs. Kong Island scenes were really fun but other parts got boring, especially shoehorning in his family. Enjoyed looking at Peach's ass. - -DnD movie -7/10 The acting was really good, especially Pine. Jokes usually worked, effects were good, fast paced. They kept forgetting to use characters and pretty much the entire middle of the movie they didn't do much. Enjoyed looking at the tiefling's ass. ---- 183121223 ->>183120918 - -Realistically Dead Heat is probably a 4 or 4.5 but I hold it near and dear to my heart. Here's some other stuff I watched recently: - -Robot Jox - I think that's how you spell it. My friend picked this one for movie night last week after we showed him The Holy Mountain. This was surprisingly fun, but I'm not rushing out to own it on Blu Ray or anything (nevermind the fact it's a $100 Blu Ray) but it was an interesting little film. 3/5 - -Holy Mountain - 5/5 - Cult classic. - -Forbidden Zone - 3.5/5 - My wife goes nuts for this one but I find it to be a little too Semitic for my tastes. - -Body Melt - 4/5 - Surprised I never saw this until now. - -Boxer's Omen - 4/5 - But I need to rewatch it because I was really drunk. - -Liquid Sky - 4/5 - I'm surprised by how much I liked this, but it reminded me of my very early childhood in the early 80s. Just a beautiful neon disaster. - -Human Highway - 3.5/5 - I think I enjoyed this one as well, but I was also pretty drunk. I feel like this wouldn't be watchable sober, though. Comfy movie. - -Fritz the Cat - 2.5/5 - Ehh... It was alright. I imagine it had a lot more impact when it first came out but I'm so numb to jewish subversion in media that it felt pretty entry level with its tropes, but I will say the commentary has aged pretty well. ---- 183121264 -Undercover Brother - 9/10 -Devils Advocate - 8/10 -Bronson- 6/10 -Gangs of New York - 9/10 ---- 183121358 ->>183120208 - -Based vintage anime enjoyer. Here's my top 25 (but I forgot to put Golgo 13: The Professional on there) ---- 183121437 ->>183118437 (OP) -You're opinions are valid ->>1183118657 -Based ->>183119187 -True ->>1183119224 -subhuman trash you should fucking die ->>1183119472 -Scum ->>1183119595 -True and valid ->>1183119893 -Kill yourself immediately ->>183120059 -Largely acceptable ->>1183120086 -based ->>183120109 -I hope your fucking cock falls off ->>183120208 -The long goodbye is really good, so is the thing (the remake of the remake). the others are cringe. ->>118312032 -King ->>183120406 -*smooch* ->>183120918 -I'm sorry but kill yourself ->>183121061 -50/50 ->>1183121223 -acceptable ->>183121264 -Bad bad bad ->>183121358 -Literal trog ---- 183121441 ->>183118437 (OP) -This is absolutely embarassing and you should be ashamed. Your childhood is over, the 80's are over, they both fucking sucked, get over it. ---- 183121460 ->>183121441 -i was born in the '90s ---- 183121503 ->>183121460 -Then why are you watching 40 year old boomslop, exclusively? ---- 183121523 -Ghost in the Shell (maybe like 8th rewatch) - love it - -Hunchback of Notre Dame - decent, only like 2 good songs - -Hereditary - honestly really liked, still thinking about a lot of scenes from, basically the entire second half - -Prisoners - another one I rematch a lot, I love all the performances ---- 183121525 ->>183121437 - -Nobody gives a fuck about your ratings, your shit taste, or your "pre-80s movies = good" opinions, you tryhard zoomer poseur. You will never have good taste of your own. You're merely a fucking simulacrum that observes and models your behavior after others who have demonstrated their tastes successfully. You are a poseur millennial/zoomer faggot. End yourself. ---- 183121562 ->>183121503 -mad max is 1979 ---- 183121590 ->>183121358 -Is Mermaid's Scar in HD and remastered? I tend to put a lot of these off until I see them in HD. I only saw Project A-Ko after it got a BR release. I actually think the parody elements have aged the least, but the central conflict and action work the best - it's effectively a VERY good Supergirl film (A-Ko has classic superman power set for a reason). These old cel animated films look GORGEOUS in HD even the mid budget productions. - ->>183121437 -Windaria is both based and red pilled. You should check it out. ---- 183121602 ->The Spy Who Came in from the Cold -5 ->Avatar The Way of Water -2 ->Super Mario Movie -2 ->Oldboy -5 ---- 183121613 ->>183121562 -So 44 year old? Your point? The first one is fucking awful, and the second is decent for its stunts and design but literally nothing else. ---- 183121628 ->>183121613 -nah, they are both great movies ---- 183121655 -12 Angry men - 8/10 Redditors far overrate this movie. Its a great time but nothing special, just well made and acted. -Liar Liar - 6/10 Everyones seen it, no need to review it.. -The Wailing - 7/10 Decent horror flick the strong point was definitely the last act where the movie keeps you guessing who the real villian is right up to the very end. -Lady Vengence - 7/10 Was an okay movie but still the weakest in the "Vengence trilogy" Old boy(9/10) and Sympathy for Mr Vengence(10/10) being far superior in my eyes. ---- 183121733 ->>183121628 -No they aren't. They are just the first positive thing to ever come out of Australia and marked an upward trajectory of their culture which peaked with Dundee and Steve Irwin. ---- 183121818 ->>183121590 - -Sadly, no. There's quite a few on that list that are in desperate need of an HD remaster. I'm always bugging various companies about them. I bought Project A-Ko in the 90s on VHS and was too new to anime back then to get and/or appreciate the references/parodies so I never got into it. A couple years ago I popped the old VHS into a VCR and tried again, and it still didn't click for me, which is a shame because I really like the aesthetic but something about the characters (or maybe the dub?) really irritates me. - -Maybe I'll give the BD release a shot, because I agree with you on 1080p cel anime looking phenomenal... The first one I saw was Vampire Hunter D 1985, which was also the very first anime I ever saw in the mid 90s, and I was simply blown away by how much detail existed in the original film that I never saw because it was always obscured by low quality VHS and DVD transfers. Now I try to collect Blu Ray versions of every vintage anime I care about. - -Pic related is about 1/3rd of my VHS collection from the 90s, which includes all my personal favorites. ---- 183121861 ->>183121760 -just to expand on it - -Heikos Welt - Kino german loveletter to german Kneipenkultur (basically a druk movie no idea why its never mentioned probably because nobody outside of germany knows about it) - -From a Whisper to a Scream - Nice short stories Horror movie especially if you get over the first one without jerking off - -Luca - Much better than i would have thought it to be - -Kill Baby Kill - Mario Bava ... Kino ---- 183121887 ->>183121523 -Based ->>118312165 -based ->>183121760 -Neck extensions until failure ->>183121861 -Middling ---- 183121936 ->>183121437 -16 year old fingers typed this cope ---- 183121976 -Children of the Corn (2020) 0.5/5 -Basic Instinct 3/5 -65 2.5/5 -Saloum 3/5 ---- 183121982 ->>183121613 ->>183121503 -Though you could argue that there's nostalgia clouding people's minds, I really do feel that older films on the whole are much better than newer ones, especially foreign films. In the 40's, 50's, 60's, or 70's, some Italian or Japanese can put together some absolutely gorgeous film for only a few million dollars whereas modern 350 million productions are just hideous to me. - -Even something more modern: In the Mood for Love is like 22 years old and mogs everything Hollywood produced last year. - ->>183121818 -I think Crowd-sourcing could be a possible avenue. There was that recent obscure mecha OVA that is decent, but kind of unremarkable outside a few well animated scenes. - -And aren't a few Rumiko OVAs not remastered which is kinda baffling? You'd think a big name behind them would get a BR release. ---- 183122008 ->>183121358 ->>183120109 -This is what happens when you walk in to too many doorknobs ---- 183122044 -From most recent to oldest: ->Action U..S.A. -* * ->China's Van Goghs -* * * ->Dance of the Drunk Mantis -* * ->The Story of Drunken Master -* 1/2 ---- 183122092 ->>183121887 ->Neck extensions until failure ->Middling -what do you mean? ---- 183122490 ->>183122092 - -95% sure that's a bot. ---- 183122555 ->>183122490 -He knows what I meant ---- 183122577 ->enter thread ->90% of posters are midwit pseuds ---- 183122618 ->>183121818 ->Sadly, no. There's quite a few on that list that are in desperate need of an HD remaster. I'm always bugging various companies about them. I bought Project A-Ko in the 90s on VHS and was too new to anime back then to get and/or appreciate the references/parodies so I never got into it. A couple years ago I popped the old VHS into a VCR and tried again, and it still didn't click for me, which is a shame because I really like the aesthetic but something about the characters (or maybe the dub?) really irritates me. - -Oh I re-watched the English version and man I didn't care for the voice acting AT ALL. I'm not even a purist I just go with whatever sounds the best and sounds natural. - -B-Ko steals the show - rich girl who is for once denied something she desires and it drives her more and more insane. She clearly doesn't even like C-Ko that much, it's that C-Ko is denied to her that bugs her. Good fight choreography, fun score, good direction. ---- 183122706 ->>183118437 (OP) ---- 183122922 ->>183122706 ->death proof - -I'm sorry, how and why? ---- 183122973 ->>183118437 (OP) ---- 183122976 -Born to Win was meh 70s slop. Scarecrow was excellent with a really dark almost creepy mood. Mean Streets was a tiny bit disappointing but the ending was great. King of Comedy was better in my opinion. ->>183118657 -Shame the lead of Scanners is so bad, but it has some really great moments. For me, it’s Dead Ringers ->>183119224 -How can you like French Dispatch? ---- 183122993 -The 4 most recent kinos I've seen (4.5-5) ->Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance - 5 ->Forbidden Zone - 4.5 ->The Matrix - 5 (Rewatch) ->Kill Bill Vol. 2 - 5 (liked Vol. 1 more but taken as a whole liked both a lot) ---- 183123007 ->>183122555 ->>183122490 -I am not a bot and i have no idea what he is trying to say? Is my list of movies not cool enough for you or what? I guess Hereditary, Ghost in the Shell and Prisoners are masterpieces right? You stupid faggot. ---- 183123204 -Frenchie (1950) Nothing special 6/10 -The Bottom of the Bottle (1956) Truly shitty melodrama but it's CinemaScope so...5/10 -The Amazing Adventure (1936) Could have been really good but I could only find the 61 minute version 6/10 -The Diary of a Chambermaid (1946) Pretty good 6/10 -That makes 155 movies for the year. ---- 183123323 ->>183120109 -night of the demons was fucking great. underrated. ---- 183123398 ->>183123007 - -You're judging people on what they last watched, not their favorite movies you autistic, socially-defunct sperg. ---- 183123412 ->>183122922 -Okay 5 is too high but it was fun and kino ---- 183123854 ->>183122672 -good stuffs. ---- 183123900 ->>183123412 -you rated crank 2 with a 4.5/5 -that's one of the most shit movies i have ever seen. ---- 183123948 -Thought you guys hated Letterboxd. ---- 183124023 ->>183118437 (OP) -Butt boy - 6/10 -Face/off - 8/10 -The martian - 7/10 -Avatar way of water - 2/10 ---- 183124036 ->>183123398 -He literally said "based" to that list you mental twat kys also what do you think this thread is about? Go back you fucking newfag. ---- 183124179 ->>183121358 -You nee to check out shadow skills all 3 parts. -And violence jack hells wind and slum king. -Also the street fighter 2 movie was awesome. -And the dark myth. ---- 183124244 ->>183118437 (OP) -Zodiac Directors Cut - 5/10 -The Punisher (2004) Extended Cut - 7/10 -True Grit - 10/10 -Fracture 8/10 -All were rewatches. ---- 183124445 ->>183118437 (OP) - -Lovesong for Bobby Long - 1/10. Gay as fuck. webm of Scarlet Johansson getting masturbated isn't even in the movie. -65 - 3/10. Jurassic Park but for your wife's son and without any charm. -Avatar 2 - 5/10. Some nice effects but nothing actually new. Characters all made unlikeable except 1 with 2 minutes of screen time. -Bullet Train - 7/10. Fun action movie with one distractingly ugly diversity character. - -Even listing all the movies I watched from 2022 they would be bad. ---- 183124482 ->>183120059 -Why the fuck would you choose to watch 80 for Brady? ---- 183124554 -John wick - decent 7/10 -Bourne ultimatum - solid 6/10 -Lethal weapon - 7/10 -Before the devil knows you’re dead - great 8/10 ---- 183124639 ->>183120406 ->Operation Fortune -Why would you bother watching a Guy Ritchie movie? ---- 183124643 ->>183123948 -Only the chuds do because they get banned ---- 183124704 ->>183123900 -I'm way too generous with scores, I will admit this. Crank 2 isn't shit at all though, just inferior to the original. ---- 183124855 ->>183118437 (OP) -Brawl could have been better to be desus ---- 183124874 ->muh ratings ->muh curve -pathetic ---- 183124987 ->>183121437 -> so is the thing (the remake of the remake) -It’s not a remake of anything. It’s an adaption of the novella. If you are referring to the 2011 film, it’s a prequel. Brainlet. ---- 183125077 -Rocky - 8 -Rocky II - 8 -Rocky III - 9 -Rocky IV - 5 ---- 183125689 -Kino -Kino -Kino -Funpilled diff --git a/tv/183118756.txt b/tv/183118756.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0fca595ef8a3a6556afe34b1d6dc8415375b3c28..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183118756.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,213 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183118756 ->mfw I use 1% milk instead of skim to make my box macaroni and cheese ---- 183118819 ->>183118756 (OP) -anything below 3,5%fat isnt milk you dumb McHuman ---- 183118867 -I did the thing homer did with American cheese ---- 183119094 -Him learning to levitate had NO set-up whatsoever. Lazy sequel bait. ---- 183119148 -One time my gf was working late and I ate dinner, and then she called and was like, you want me to pick up dinner on the way home and I was like, yes. No cap bruh. ---- 183119222 ->>183119094 ->reveals it's a Dune prequel in literally the last second of the movie -BRAVO ARONOFSKY ---- 183119259 ->>183118756 (OP) ->Order UberEats ->Decide to get two meals' worth for lunch tomorrow since I'm paying for delivery fees anyway ->Eat both meals ---- 183119722 ->>183119259 -Exactly this. It took me way too long to smarten up to the saving money on food meme. ---- 183120222 ->>183118756 (OP) ->Get myself a packet of Fox's Fabulous Chocolately Milk Chocolate Rounds ->Use them to scoop up chocolate spread straight from the jar ->Eat entire packet. ---- 183120403 -gf broke up with me a month ago and I've been hitting the gym everyday since. But today's been especially hard and I just want to reenact that pizza webm badly. ---- 183120438 ->>183119259 -I have done this a few times ---- 183120456 ->>183118756 (OP) -making a whole pound of fried chicken at a time and eating it by myself ---- 183120490 -at my fattest I would eat 3 giant meals of fast food everyday, me walking to the car and driving myself to get the food, was the only physical activity i did for that day. I went from 195 to 265 in 4 months, it was honestly kind of a chore to eat that much and that consistently ---- 183120539 -If the fat is only 1% what is all the other stuff in milk? ---- 183120556 ->>183119259 -This but every time. - ->>183120539 -Water and nutrients. ---- 183120599 ->>183118756 (OP) -I had 8 air fried cream cheese covered hot dogs one night. I don't want to talk about it ---- 183120602 ->>183118756 (OP) -I NEED MONEY -EAT MY BEASTABLES ---- 183120604 ->>183120556 -Milk is 99% water? What the fuck. ---- 183120712 ->>183120604 -1% milk is 99% water, yeah. Why is that surprising? Every drink is flavoured water. The flavour part is barely anything. Soft drink, juice, beer, whatever. ---- 183120754 ->>183120712 -Bro I'm never buying milk again. I'm supplementing that shit from now on. I can't believe I've wasted on much fucking money on WATER. ---- 183120766 ->>183120604 ->>183120712 ->he doesn't drink condensed milk ---- 183120798 ->>183120766 -You're not supposed to drink that ---- 183120813 ->>183118756 (OP) -I put butter on a poptard ---- 183120839 ->>183118756 (OP) -This movie literally ruined my life ---- 183120853 ->>183118756 (OP) ->one box ->not two ->not two boxes of velvetta macaroni with bacon bits ->not putting in all in a giant bowl, eating all over it in less than 15 minutes and wondering if tonight is the night you finally have a heart attack -pleb ---- 183120862 ->>183120754 -Uh... okay. You don't have to drink milk if you don't want to. You can get your calcium from pills. Calcium is really important for your bones and it's in milk. - ->>183120839 -How? ---- 183120875 ->>183118756 (OP) -I sometimes have green apple and almond butter before bed , sometimes put lilly's chocolate chips in it. I cover the bottom of my airfryer with mozzarella cheese so it gets crispy , eat it. put a dab of sour cream on some tortilla chips. Ive probably done more , but I cant think right now ---- 183120879 ->>183120604 -This is why you drink unpasteurised milk that hasn't been watered down. Raw and refreshing. ---- 183120999 ->>183120862 -Big milk has gotten away with murder for too long. You look at milk and it's all white so you naturally believe there's a lot of stuff in there, but it's just water. If the public knew the truth there would be an uproar. ---- 183121058 ->>183120604 -No, google says whole milk is 87% water, skim or non-fat is 90% water. 1% just refers to the percentage of fat: there are still protein, carbohydrates, vitamins, and minerals which make up roughly 10%. ---- 183121110 ->>183120839 ->>183120862 - -I havent watched any movie for like 6 months. and haven't watched a "sad movie" in years. I think it made me lose testosterone, cause I cried and got really emotional and that night wrote a love letter to a coworker. Now everyone knows and looks at me weird, I can't even hide my autism anymore. Also I'm getting fired for sexual harassment. I will be financially ruined for lfie. ---- 183121144 ->>183118756 (OP) ->Eat food ---- 183121173 ->>183120999 -I drink milk for the taste and it tastes like milk to me so I'm okay with it. Full cream milk is great. - ->>183121110 -I've been financially ruined my whole life so I can't really feel bad for you. ---- 183121216 -for me, its Maple Hill Milk, the best milk money can buy ---- 183121270 ->>183121216 -I've never seen that brand. Must be American. Sounds very fancy. ->organic ->grass fed -Enjoy your milkerino. ---- 183121504 -Was it too late for him or would going to the hospital have saved him? ---- 183121631 ->>183121504 -If he wanted saving then he wouldn't have gotten to that size, dood. Big people know what they're doing. It's a slow suicide like alcoholism or smoking (which is my vice). ---- 183122103 ->>183120490 ->it was honestly kind of a chore to eat that much and that consistently -Why did you do it? ---- 183122124 ->>183118756 (OP) -I get shit faced on beer and eat a bunch of pizza til I puke ---- 183122155 ->>183119222 -kek ---- 183122174 ->>183120490 -Were you training for the role before Brendan got it? ---- 183122198 ->>183121216 -Never had their milk but their kefir is top tier. Fuck Lifeway, that shit is ass. ---- 183122421 ->>183118756 (OP) -Not me, but a female friend I've known since college ->5'1" asian meatball with glasses and blackspots ->33 and still lives with parents rent free ->been working the same dead end job for 8 years, never had a promotion and too scared/lazy to ask for one ->spends close to $50 a day eating out ->sometimes she'll eat an entire large pizza to herself in one day ->never had a boyfriend ->doesn't exercise ->claims she plans on getting married at 35; her expectations are that he should be making 6 figures and look like Brad Pitt ->constantly complains that her life sucks and that she is lonely because she can't find the 'right guy'. ->have tried to set her up with friends I know, but she always turns them down because they aren't 10/10 in the looks department, even though they make good money. - -i've slowly stopped talking to her ---- 183122686 ->>183121216 -Northumberland for me -Though I haven't gotten milk in ages since I don't drink it fast enough and hate the waste ---- 183122718 ->>183120604 ->>183120754 ->>183120999 -kek ---- 183122814 ->>183120712 -What the fuck? Im going to fucking kill myself. ---- 183122917 ->>183122814 -Dumb esl poster ---- 183122943 ->>183118756 (OP) -i ate a whole pizza once ---- 183122992 -if you drink milk you might as well drink cow sperm, its essentially the same thing ---- 183123072 ->>183119259 ->order fast food ->want nuggets ->feel compelled to order another side and drink to pretend theres someone else -haha imagine ---- 183123366 ->>183118756 (OP) ->had two slices of pizza instead of my usual one slice -God, it really made me feel like an american ---- 183124625 -Just ate a banana dipped in a spoon of peanut butter I'm going to make like a The Whale and die any second now ---- 183125317 ->>183120222 -They aren't even a good shape for that. That is the fat literally cannibalizing and replacing the spatial reasoning regions of the brain. ---- 183125429 ->>183122198 ->kefir -What did you just call me you Muslim paki faggot? ---- 183125435 ->>183120403 ---- 183125571 ->>183118756 (OP) ->order a dave's double and large fries from wendy's ->eat the entire thing like a dog, past the point of being full -I'm turning into The Whale by Darren Aronofsky... ---- 183125795 ->Open bag of crisps ->Get full and nauseous half way through ->Keep shoveling crisps in my disgusting slut mouth until the bag is empty -I am become The Whale™. ---- 183126168 ->have perfectly fine and delicious-looking pizza at my disposal ->dump all the BBQ sauce I have on it diff --git a/tv/183118759.txt b/tv/183118759.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b1e19958650c3c72406da7df88c8281328f5c23d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183118759.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,541 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183118759 ->Opie is reduced to being a bumbling moron streaming to 100s of people ->Jim Norton is stuck to hosting a widely hated show with Sam Roberts ->Count Groomia is relegated to grifting to closet homosexuals with Gavin McInnes -Stern won. ---- 183118797 -I'm not a fucking boomer so I didn't listen to early 2000s radio shows especially this fucking creepy Kike ---- 183118812 -i think you mean redbar ---- 183119303 ->>183118759 (OP) ->Pelican 's show is unlistenable since 2009 -Imus won ---- 183119570 ->>183118797 -Go back to discussing chapo with your fellow söycialists then. ->>183118812 -Well I mean if he counts.. yeah. ---- 183120019 ->>183118759 (OP) -his forced drama shtick is so dumb, he's those stupid youtube drama video makers before they existed. ---- 183120153 ->>183118759 (OP) ->get the station to ban them from discussing you ->they start doing more wild pranks ->get fired when a prank goes too far -they cried about it but the strategy was genius -https://youtu.be/hDgw4ZSiza8 [Embed] ---- 183120155 ->>183119303 -^This -The day Artie passed out on the escalator, it was the beginning of the end. ---- 183120402 ->>183118759 (OP) -O and A sort of sucks, and I'm a huge fan of Jim, Anthony and Opie, Ron and Fez was infinitely better, rip fez marie whatley. You think the morning jam with jim and sam is bad? Try to endure 30 minutes of Bennington. Nobody one, the listener lost. ---- 183120542 ->>183118812 -why are the videos so dark on his site? is this le epin prank on the audience ---- 183120600 -Did she deserve it? ---- 183120632 -Hard to say Stern won since everyone involved with him says he's constantly miserable. Opie is now just a regular guy, Jim can't seem to catch a break, and Ant is just riding out those who still follow him. Pretty even if you ask me. ---- 183120748 ->>183118759 (OP) ->tell em robin -the bbbboys need to get the band back together or fad back into obscurity. None of their solo acts are listenable and now ant is starting new school radio wars desperate for attention like the opester used to do. ---- 183120857 ->>183118797 - -actually growing up listening to stern be a counterculture icon then seeing him pivot to a bootlicking BLM Metoo sellout was a great lesson on the subversive nature of media. ---- 183120911 ->>183118759 (OP) -He spent the last 3 years hiding in his basement like a bitch ---- 183121099 ->>183118759 (OP) ->Count Groomia -who? ---- 183121207 ->>183121099 -pedosmile ---- 183121219 ->>183120632 -Stern is the classic neurotic self absorbed jew, he's happy constantly kvetching and abusing his goyim team -Opie is set for life, but what he really wants is to be relevant and respected and most of all, liked, but he's too immature and not very talented or witty. -Jim is doing great I think, he is in a relationship of some sort, I think to a literal tranny but I haven't confirmed that, he has relatively close celebrity friends and has maintained them for years due to him being a starfucker fanboy for decades, he's given acting roles and coveted time slots and spots at prestigious comedy clubs around the country. -Anthony I sort of feel bad for, he's lost his spark, I'm assuming he's blowing through his fortune on booze and toys and by being a simp cuck paypig to 5/10 roasties, and while the hard right conservative media world is ever-growing and prosperous, he doesn't have the same influence or appeal as he once had, and has sort of alienated himself putting himself into a box which doesn't have much work for him. He might be well off for a while, and compound media may be profitable for him, but it is getting to opie levels of cringe, and he used to be so light-hearted and cool too. ---- 183121244 -Stern told everyone to get the clot shot. ---- 183121275 ->>183121207 -oh , I never listened much to Stern even though Im a boomer so I dont know the people he associates with ---- 183121348 -Stern made some legitimate timeless hilarious radio for like 15 years so it's hard to stay mad at him. - -He sold out and took the money like any of us would. Also the Jackie years are better than the Artie years since being a drugged up mess isn't particularly funny. ---- 183121359 -Caught a recent clip of stern last week, sounds so old and tired. -he can broadcast from his homes in the hampton and florida, no need to come to the office, gets a paycheck, no pressure, so why stop? -the stern show in the 90's was 4chan pre-4chan. -The radio medium stern had a monopoly in was devoured by podcasts. -podcasts even devoured "satellite radio", and had stern gone the podcast route, may be different today. -stern backed the wrong horse. ---- 183121377 ->>183118759 (OP) -Cumia and McInnes are hilarious ---- 183121432 ->>183121244 -he's always been neurotic about his health and avoiding getting sick. he'd jump into a volcano if doctor sarno told him to ---- 183121502 ->>183121359 -he makes like $330,000 per show or something stupid, he didn't back the wrong horse at all lol ---- 183121512 -I've been binging his old shit on youtube this past month and its crazy how kino he was, but something i've noticed with this smarmy jews, is that they're always degenerate and vulgar when theyre young but once they age they become very high and mighty and act like they never said faggot or nigger? ---- 183121546 ->>183121359 -Nobody could have predicted the popularity of podcasts and small pocket computers back in 2004. Satellite was cutting edge technology ---- 183121567 -I'm a boomer. -Terrestrial radio Stern was some of the funniest shit we had available to us on a daily basis. The pre-broadband world was very very different as far as entertainment is concerned. ---- 183121576 ->>183121512 -Zelig ---- 183121626 ->>183121512 -Yeah i've seen that shit in the FGC. -One of the big racial shittalkers suddenly up and decides he's going to setup a judgement council for the scene, even trying to sidestep the actual law. -People just straight up laughed them and their Cali clique out the door. Even the japanese were pointing and laughing. ---- 183121727 ->>183121626 ->FGC -The what? ---- 183121767 ->>183121727 -Fighting Game Community ---- 183121776 ->>183121219 ->Jim is doing great I think, he is in a relationship of some sort, I think to a literal tranny -This is doing great in your book? I’d rather be a has been than sell out to Hollywood in exchange for wifing up a gummy she boon or in nortons case sucking dick and getting pegged in the ass every night. At least Anthony has a shred of integrity. ---- 183121798 ->>183118812 -This fag is a contrarian bore. ---- 183121840 -Wow i had no idea norton still does the show with sam ---- 183121865 ->>183121377 -I kinda like McInnes but he make up shit so much and convinces people it's true. ---- 183121928 ->>183121840 -Norton also does a soul sucking chip podcast with a bunch of holes he simps for but wont go full CK. - -He's destroyed jocktober shows better than what he does now. ---- 183121983 ->Opie -An autistic narcissist ->Jimmy -A tranny fucking narcissist ->Anthony -A pedophile and tranny fucking narcissist ->Howard Stern -A boring narcissist - -So glad these faggots got booted into irrelevancy. ---- 183122004 ->>183121840 -It's very boring -I tried to give it a chance back before the pandemic and it's just dull. -They also have this issue where they'll have these gaps of no one saying anything and the mics or mixing cause it to stand out because everything drops. -Like a void in the conversation. -Like Sam will say something and Jimmy will just go "Yeah" then silence for 2 seconds. ---- 183122005 ->>183118759 (OP) -I can the early life from here. ---- 183122012 ->>183121626 -Haven't kept up with the FGC or watched a tourney since like 2015, who was the shit talker? ---- 183122063 ->>183121567 -I can understand the appeal for the time, but the age of shock jocks coming to an end really exposed how all dull and boring the Stern staff really are. (Save for a few, like Sal and Richard) ---- 183122099 ->>183121776 -Anthony has no choice but to go hard right. He's as much as a worm as jim, but at least jim is socially adept and able to confront anyone and anything in person immediately. Jim has always been a sellout celebrity worshipping slug, but he's honest about his sexuality and his attraction to fame, he hasn't changed much except for getting slower and calmer with age. Jim won't ever get the cute waitress from the cafe that he wanted, but if he's happy paying some high end tranny escort stripper, then that's his personal business, i don't listen to the show mich, so it was surprising, but I can't say It's not what i expected would end up happening. ---- 183122107 ->>183121776 ->wifing up a gummy she boon or in nortons case sucking dick and getting pegged in the ass every night. -Look, what are you going to do? He likes cock, that was never going to go away, and he never tried to hide it, or make excuses. He's doing fine, being him. - ->At least Anthony has a shred of integrity. -Now you want to throw stones, talk about being hypocritical, Ant is that guy, hates the trans, but still managed to fuck one and paid for her new big tits. Nana needs feeding. ---- 183122142 ->>183121928 -The Chip and currently Doug Bell podcasts are fucking retarded. At least Chip is suppose to be a parody of jocks and shitty out of touch stand up comedians. Doug is just I don't even know. -Chip was better when he had a studio with other people so they all can play off each other. -The reason why they exist is Sirius-XM won't allow Jim Norton to do a podcast as himself since it's some how a conflict with his contract. So the work around is he can play a character and do a podcast. ---- 183122173 ->>183118759 (OP) ->Jim Norton -Admitted to sucking dicks-pervert fag. ---- 183122274 -jim, sam, ant and opie all need to be jocktobered ---- 183122362 ->>183121983 -I dont listen to cumia anymore, but now that the word "groomer" is mainstream in political dialog, how does he handle the topic? Or does he just not say anything at all? ->shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8-aIoBs6rc [Embed] ---- 183122415 ->>183122274 -Im sure whatever pests are left have broken off into factions to harass them all. I remember one jocktober opie said something like ->we cant control these lunatics, you watch someday theyll get bored and turn on us ---- 183122454 ->>183118759 (OP) -I (((wonder why))). Big-nosed sellout faggot can't get enough corporate cock in his orifices. ---- 183122499 ->>183122012 -UltraDavid. -People who had logs of his bullshit stepped out and called him out on it. -It was the whole FGC "Code of Conduct" drama where a subset of americans, most of them not even tournament players, wanted to control the entire scene worldwide and euros/jps just told them to fuck off and die and for once the americans grew a set of balls and said the same instead of bending over to take it up the ass like they routinely do. ---- 183122559 ->>183122499 ->UltraStarOfDavid -Never liked him. Wasn't he one of the main people trying to get Infiltration banned over a false domestic abuse allegation? ---- 183122598 ->>183121546 -you truly are a buffoon. by 2004 areal density was already making huge leaps, facilitating the introduction of USB flash drives. the first mp3 players were launched in 1997. ---- 183122602 ->ant got fired almost 10 years ago -fucking hell where did the time go ---- 183122629 ->>183122559 -Wouldn't surprise me at all. The other people he hung with in the CoC clique are the exact sort of people who were doing that. ---- 183122633 ->>183119303 -Stern turned into Imus -Even down to the “doing the show from his home” ---- 183122704 -90s stern is kino ---- 183122867 ->>183122633 -Pig Vomit was right about him. ---- 183123312 ->>183122602 -I remembah i used to bounce ya on my lap ---- 183123395 ->>183121207 -loved seeing this fag seethe his pants off about burr kicking him out of that comedy joint ---- 183123673 ->>183120402 ->rip fez marie whatley. You think the morning jam with jim and sam is bad? Try to endure 30 minutes of Bennington. Nobody one, the listener lost. -Fez's sad downfall is so depressing to me, the guy probably died not even knowing where he was or what was happening, just lost in medication and his own rotting mind. ---- 183123718 ->>183118759 (OP) ---- 183123816 ->>183123395 -I guess he went back a few nights later with some token black bitch hoping he would get kicked out so he could whine about the owner "kicking out an interracial couple" but they just ignored his dumb stunt. He's turning into Opie and Opie. Its a mercifully short clip of anthony seething and whining. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6CKvja-EY [Embed] ---- 183123917 ->>183121502 -What’s he gonna do with that money when he dies soon lol ---- 183124126 ->>183123816 -what a tryhard ---- 183124127 -Rich Vos will be at The Harrisburg Comedy Zone New Cumberland, PA April 28-29, tickets are available at richvos dot com ---- 183124197 ->>183121512 ->>183122005 ->>183122454 ->>183123718 ---- 183124265 ->>183124197 ---- 183124481 -BREAKING: Bill Burr has responded and retaliated by taking his helicopter and bra bombing the compound. A dead chicken was also spotted at the scene ---- 183124807 ->>183123816 -Whats sad, is Anthony was perfectly fine in the club until he came up to Bill Burr drunk as shit trying to bury the hatchet at the Patrice O'Neal thing. - -Ants biggest enemy has always been his drinking. Now everybody has turned on him except for the other heavy drinkers who also do equally dumb shit. ---- 183125189 ->>183124807 -alcoholic here. Anthony is good at pumping the breaks every once in a while, but as most alchoholics will tell you it can be very slow to progress both in bottoming out and relapsing. A lot of alchohilcs in that stage wont consider themselves drunk unless they are sloshed, but the in between time of the first beer to half in the bag can still cause a lot of impulsive and irrational behavior that will wear people around you down. Even if you dont have an epic blowout. -I dont think Ant ever said "ill never drink again" or something faggy like that. You dont have to make empty promises to be an earthrocker. ---- 183125803 ->>183125189 -I'm genuinely surprised Bam is still alive at this point. The human body can take some abuse. ---- 183126249 ->>183125803 -it wont be long until he is dead or in jail. Just enjoy the new season while it lasts. ---- 183126516 ->>183118812 -what is this loser's appeal? he's so negative and not funny at all, and he doesn't create anything. he just comments on Z list podcasters interrupting videos every two seconds to play the same five clips from his soundboard. did he used to be better or something? ---- 183126600 ->>183118759 (OP) ->Count Groomia is relegated to grifting to closet homosexuals with Gavin McInnes -At least Ant stayed the most true to who he was out of all of them. Howard made more money, but he was always a talentless parasite. ---- 183126645 ->>183122173 ->you're a SISSY -Patrice, to Jimmy, many, many times. ---- 183126683 ->>183122633 -Imus was based and those were some nappy-headed hoes ---- 183126726 ->>183121359 ->the stern show in the 90's was 4chan pre-4chan. -I crack up everytime I see the 90s Stern hype and there's a fan they interviewed that almost verbatim says, "He's literally me!" ---- 183126877 ->>183118812 -I don’t need a seething faggot to tell me how retarded everyone in Joe Rogans friend group is. This guy’s content sucks. ---- 183126931 ->>183123395 ->>183123816 -On one hand I can't stand radio faggots and never have. -On the other hand I can't stand Burr either. Dude was hanging out with these cunts saying the exact same things until he made it while they fell from grace and now he's pretending to be above it and sensitive because he married a black cunt. ---- 183127062 ->>183126516 -I don't see how anyone can listen to that shit. Some of the most mind-numbing garbage I've ever seen linked here. ->he just comments on Z list podcasters interrupting videos every two seconds to play the same five clips from his soundboard. -Exactly. What retard's idea of entertainment is this? I get that people are starved for human interaction in this day and age and substitute these streamers/podcasters, but this is next level pathetic. ---- 183127335 -chip went from awful comedian to wannabe wigger rapper ---- 183127389 ->>183118759 (OP) ->sociopathic, narcissistic, greedy jew is the one that rises to the top -many such cases ---- 183127432 ->>183127335 -I liked occasional chip. Piping up to ruin something is a good bit. Existing for minutes is already too much. Measurable hours is entirely over doing it. ---- 183127495 ->>183118759 (OP) - Howard should be thrown in an oven for banning Gilbert from the show. ---- 183127603 ->>183127335 -fame went to his head ---- 183127667 ->>183127495 -stern confirmed bottom. ---- 183127733 ->>183127389 -oh hey it's that one troon who's obsessed with Sam Hyde ---- 183127812 ->>183118759 (OP) -Even at O&A's peak they never came close to Stern's success. ->>183121219 ->Opie is set for life -He was set for life then he got himself fired over stupid shit. He has no job, no income and he has a very expensive home in NY to pay for constantly. He's in trouble. ---- 183127908 ->>183127495 -What book is this? ---- 183127941 ->>183127812 -ugly ass bugs ---- 183128142 ->>183127812 -Opie is notoriously frugal. as long as he doesn't start blowing money left and right like a retard he'll be ok, he was making like 5 million a year for 20 years ---- 183128211 ->>183128142 -It doesn't matter how frugal you are when you have no money coming in and you live in an expensive apartment in NY. He's even parking in the streets now he's that fucked. He's not livestreaming to 10's of people for fun, he's completely desperate. ---- 183128219 ->>183118812 -Based redbar enjoyer. Reminder that people who hate redbar are just asshurt because he rekt one of their heroes. ---- 183128248 ->>183126516 -t. joey diaz fan ---- 183128256 ->>183127908 -I think miss america. Where he made everyone dress up like drag queens because he wanted to. ---- 183128271 ->>183127908 -that was from Private Parts. - -this one is from Miss America ---- 183128513 ->>183128271 ->my back hurts and it’s making me gay. No homo ->tell ‘em ralph ---- 183128708 ->>183127812 ---- 183128771 -Hi its me its Lady Di ---- 183128806 -For me, it's Doug Bell. -FEED NANA!! ---- 183128884 ->>183128708 -Why is George Asian and Otto chinless? ---- 183128899 -Just wait until he rises above all of them ---- 183128920 ->DAVID AND BOBOOOOOOO ->with me, Stalker Patti ---- 183128993 ->>183118812 -I have Jules feet pics. ---- 183129017 ->>183122598 -Nobody listened to podcasts in 2004 faggot ---- 183129177 ->>183129017 -There was basic forms of internet radio on real player but it was shitty. at the time people were having too much fun downloading shit on Napster to be looking for random content ---- 183129449 ->>183118759 (OP) -and Rogan? ---- 183129475 ->>183118759 (OP) -and Pewdiepie? ---- 183130020 ->>183118797 -based. fuck this hook nose ---- 183130174 ->norton does chip chipperson podcast ->goes to bill burr's network ->suddenly cumia isn't on anymore ->a casual scrolling of the channel shows episode with cumia get double the views ->after the switch, names of the guests stopped being in the thumbnail ->views dwindle ->no episode for a month -better get a cameo on the mandalorian before it dies off ---- 183130214 ->>183118759 (OP) -Stern? You mean the guy that's still hiding in his bunker scared of the coof? Oh yeah he won alright. ---- 183130300 ->>183120857 -they weren't rebels. they just wanted to replace Western values and culture with jewish ones ---- 183130365 ->>183121219 ->every boomer is set for life, but what he really wants is to be relevant and respected and most of all, liked, but he's too immature and not very talented or witty - -works for every boomer ---- 183130525 ->>183128219 -redbar just comes off as bitter to me -if he was ripping these guys and it was funny, it would be something but as it is, it's just sad and reeks of jealousy ---- 183130749 -Patrick's big debtor exam is coming up in a couple of days. ---- 183130940 ->>183124197 -post your nose ---- 183131570 ->>183121219 ->Anthony I sort of feel bad for -Anthony is the biggest piece of shit of the bunch. He deserves everything that happened to him. ---- 183131620 ->>183130174 -Jimmy as a larval Hutt ---- 183131662 ->>183129017 ->no one before 2004 made talk show format audio on a computer ---- 183131712 ->>183123673 -He was such a king, it’s impossible to explain Ron and fez to people. I wouldn’t even know where to have them begin other than the beginning and that’s years of audio. I’m glad I got to experience it ---- 183131716 ->>183118759 (OP) ->Opie is reduced to being a bumbling moron streaming to 100s of people ->Jim Norton is stuck to hosting a widely hated show with Sam Roberts ->Count Groomia is relegated to grifting to closet homosexuals with Gavin McInnes ->Stern still afraid to leave his home because of COVID. -Meanwhile Dickman is a professional streamer with millions of viewers. He won. ---- 183131730 ->>183129017 -I was recording talk radio shows and posting them on an rss feed in 2002. There were tons of feeds like that. ---- 183132080 ->>183131730 -based content uploader. -O&A were always fine with letting people upload their show. Now their seething they didnt get a cut of it or youtubers uploading old clips ---- 183132223 ->>183123395 -Fuck Bill Burr. -Pompous faggot managed to somehow get his face on 2 breakthrough hit shows and have his own shitty cartoon show, so thinks he's an a-lister now. -A youtube channel posted a clip of him calling into Compound Media 5 years ago or something and the call was the most inane, boring conversation about flying ever put to airways, but of course he shilled his latest special at the end. He only ever used Opie and Anthony for self-promotion. ---- 183132257 ->>183132223 -*airwaves ---- 183132263 ->>183121512 -Based - -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRGYO0RaVyQ [Embed] ---- 183132619 ->>183122173 ->Jim Norton ->Fag pervert who pretty much raped a woman live on radio -I listen to O&A clips exclusively for Anthony and Patrice ---- 183132713 ->>183126931 ->>183132223 -Anthony is on video talking shit about his wife and Burr would be an even bigger cuck than he already is if he just started being chummy with Anthony. I don't disagree with most of the shit Anthony says, but he's retarded to think he could just walk up to Burr and make good with him. He burned the bridge, move the fuck on. ---- 183132918 ->>183132713 ->Anthony is on video talking shit about his wife -Who gives a shit? If more people started giving him (and his wife) honest opinions, maybe she (they) would be less of an unbearable bitch. They're in comedian circles for fucks sake. Comedians say the most horrible shit to each other regularly but what? She's special? Maybe if she stayed the fuck out of the way like sensible celebrity wives do and didn't bring herself into the spotlight. If she's on Burr's podcast talking shit, she's fair game. If she's telling him who he can and can't work with, she's fair game. ---- 183133056 ->>183132619 -CK has a goldmine of content with fame progression timelines. He was always a good guest, and him ripping on news articles is huge compilation. ---- 183133100 ->>183131712 -Ron and Fez was so fucking kino. I miss it so fucking much. ---- 183133152 ->>183126516 -give it a year ---- 183133173 ->>183118797 -fpbp ---- 183133177 ->>183118759 (OP) ->Stern is a far left tranny lover now -FTFY ---- 183133206 ->>183132918 ->Who gives a shit? -Probably Burr. ---- 183133224 ->>183120857 -the opposite side of BLM and Metoo isn't based white guys it's literally cops and suits. I don't know what kind of person sides with cops and management but it's nobody I want to stand with. - -Enjoy your $15 mcdonalds shitburger ---- 183133279 ->>183118759 (OP) -O&A went out on a high note, but Howard Stern had a higher overall note before becoming absolutely unlistenable and lingering on at least a decade longer than he should have. ---- 183133308 ->>183118797 ->Early 2000's -Lmao. Try the later half of the 80's, faggot. ---- 183133309 ->>183133206 -Burr is like Will Smith. Nia is carrying his balls around in her purse and the comedy cellar thing is his version of the slap, trying to reclaim some manhood and dignity. ---- 183133367 ->>183133152 -i've been trying to listen to him for a few years since those beige frequency videos came out. it seems like his only appeal is that he talks for eight+ hours so you can put him on as background noise. do you have any clips of his you like? ---- 183133446 ->>183133309 -Explains why he hit a black man like Anthony then ---- 183133487 ->>183123673 -I don't understand what happened. He was great on terrestial, he went over to XM and then just holed up. What the fuck?` ---- 183133521 ->>183128993 -Bushit faggot. That bitch doesnt even show her face. Feet? I think not. ---- 183133563 ->>183133224 -if you think corporations and suits oppose BLM you are genuinely too stupid to post or have an opinion on anything ---- 183133571 -Stern has fallen farther than O&A ever could and was a massive faggot even at his best. His personality is a mixture of his unbearable mother and an 11 year old boy who has been molested by every producer in hollywood. And this is coming from someone who used the west coast feed of his show as a morning alarm all through high school. ---- 183133613 ->>183121502 -Oh wow, pussy howie who hides in his basement all day makes a ton of money he doesnt use or need! What a winner! ---- 183133641 ->>183118759 (OP) -Time flies: In 2007 I was listening to old O and A shows from 2002. These guys got me through adolescence. Sad to see them fade into obscurity. -Opie got what he deserved. Didn't have talent but was in the right place at the right time. Burned all his bridges. - -Ant was brilliant at times, but could never overcome the traits ingrained from his low class upbringing. Still overachieved for a tin knocker. - -Jimmy makes me saddest of all. Was so funny and fearless, but has watered down his material to survive in the current climate, when he should have just retired gracefully. So disgusted that Roberts gets a show while Steve C was abandoned and died. ---- 183133652 ->>183133521 -On her old flickr. -I'm a fucking investigator dude, I will find and bust to your feet. ---- 183133674 ->>183133487 -You have to compete for listeners on terrestrial. On the meme services you're just part of the meme, you've got a guaranteed to entertain your thousands of listeners, most of whom are Gen X burnouts who would happily listen to you take a shit. diff --git a/tv/183119318.txt b/tv/183119318.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 657331f84dc2cada5e5cc33884746426a7d8812d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183119318.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,454 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183119318 -Can she save the MCU? ---- 183119352 -No. ---- 183119390 -I wish comic book movies would die already. ---- 183119394 -post it ---- 183119501 ->>183119394 ---- 183119539 ->>183119394 ---- 183119561 ->>183119539 ---- 183119850 -Brie has zero friends ---- 183119943 ->>183119850 -I'd be her friend. ---- 183120020 ->>183119850 -she definitely has a personality disorder, i’d be interested to see a professional diagnosis. i don’t buy the “ she was home schooled” defense. she’s on the spectrum ---- 183120137 ->>183119318 (OP) -it was her who helped bury ---- 183120179 ->>183120137 -Holly fucking miscast ---- 183120255 ->>183119850 -She has friends. I’d be willing to bet they can’t relate to being a superstar as big as her with perfect breasts and waterski feet. ---- 183120371 ->>183119539 -I want those feet to crush a litter of kittens damn it ---- 183120411 -What is her fucking problem? -https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1681757020047770.webm ---- 183120548 ->>183120411 -she's really autistic, isn't she? ---- 183120624 ->>183120371 -she wins the grape stomping competition every year ---- 183120666 ->>183119539 -Why would she post this? Does she actually think she looks good here? ---- 183120701 ->>183120624 -I need these feet on my face ---- 183120799 ->>183119539 -Are those feet photoshoped? ---- 183120852 ->>183119850 -Projecting again, incel. ---- 183120869 ->>183120799 -https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg-A5lGv1dq ---- 183120932 ->>183120869 -he seems nice! ---- 183120981 -Iman velani will save the MCU ---- 183121007 ->>183120932 -really looks like a taller man's legs underneath a shorter woman's torso ---- 183121247 ->>183120981 -ok groomer ---- 183121262 ->>183120624 -so bad they're good ---- 183121738 ->>183120981 -Fatty ---- 183122456 -Fuck Brie and fuck her ugly feet ---- 183122508 ->>183119318 (OP) -Like it or not, she's the only thing keeping the MCU afloat right now ---- 183122579 ->>183122508 -oh yeah? ---- 183122641 ->>183122579 -Yes. This post about her bra had more views than the trailer for The Marvels has currently. That's marketing. -If you're in the MCU right now and you're not Brie Larson it's over for you. ---- 183122688 -brie won ---- 183122703 ->>183122641 -Unlike Jeremy Renner, the MCU won't recover from this ---- 183122742 ->>183122641 ->Brie went anorexic about fifteen minutes before heroin chic came back into vogue -Did she see the future? ---- 183122772 -Do you think Brie would play board games with me? ---- 183122787 ->>183122688 -but at the cost of /tv/ ---- 183122790 ->>183119539 -wtf ---- 183122806 ->>183122688 -won what? ---- 183122821 ->>183119318 (OP) -thats dried cum on her face -but why? ---- 183122858 ->>183122742 -soon ---- 183122861 ->>183122821 -you would know, wouldnt you fag? ---- 183123110 ->>183122821 -a locker room full of incels did that ---- 183123632 ->>183121738 -Delicious fatty ---- 183123662 ->>183120411 -brie is a joker, baby ---- 183123668 ->>183122858 -she's practically obese now ---- 183123912 ->>183123827 -the parody’s of this were so good one had her riding a dolphin or something. ---- 183123967 ->>183123912 -You would know troon ---- 183124002 ->>183123827 ---- 183124020 ->>183123827 ->brie was the last mcu actor stan interacted with ---- 183124044 ->>183123967 -why the fuck am i a tranny now? ---- 183124057 ->>183124020 -He died for she ---- 183124106 ->>183124002 -literally just be a truck driver -TSAcels never learn ---- 183124107 ->>183124020 -she was probably his favorite too ---- 183124158 ->>183124106 -I unironically think brie would date a 4chan incel, not even memeing ---- 183124212 ->>183119318 (OP) -Over hated actress. Don't she how she's better or worse than all the other capeshit actors ---- 183124246 ->>183124158 -the autistic offspring that would produce would be too much for society ---- 183124263 ->>183124002 -TSA? Aggressively hitting on a white woman? Yes, “men” are the problem… ---- 183124348 ->>183124158 -she might. she’s been here. i saw a post of hers on twitter she said “tfw” instead of “pov” like the normies. she let her power level slip. ---- 183124364 -brie has already saved the mcu ---- 183124378 ->>183124263 -and it’s not like he’s ever going to get another chance. she probably got him fired. ---- 183124387 ->>183124158 -Pls -I deserve this god -Let me suck those jet feet ---- 183124435 ->>183119501 -Why are actors treated like they are hereos with everybody standing at attention and clapping for them? -I don't hate actors but why do they get such veneration from the public? ---- 183124438 ->>183120411 -Wow, she fucking hates Marvel and its fans. The interviewer almost sounds like she's apologizing for having to ask Ms. Marvel questions. Like the publicist told her to limit them. ---- 183124492 ->>183124438 -yeah cause she's a dcfag ---- 183124516 ->>183124348 -She really does lurk here ---- 183124570 ->>183124158 -Based ---- 183124603 ->>183124158 -We've already negged the fuck out of her at this point, she must be desperate for our approval. ---- 183124605 ->>183124002 -This is the same person who publicly excoriated a TSA agent for politely flirting with her ---- 183124624 -she owes me sex ---- 183124652 ->>183124605 -She's tweeting like an OF thot. wtf? ---- 183124703 ->>183124605 ->blocks your path ---- 183124718 ->>183124624 -You owe HER sex. ---- 183124911 ->>183124516 -She actually is a mycophile, that isn't a reference to any image of Europe being about anything. ---- 183124956 ->>183119318 (OP) -4chan really seems to have some weird hate-love cycle with media and celebrities where everything comes full circle. Contrarians are like Ouroboros devouring its own tail. ---- 183125113 ->>183124956 -you’re reading into it to deeply. we’re different people that disagree with each-other sometimes but unlike redtit we don’t get banned for not going along with the status quo ---- 183125509 ->>183120255 ->waterski feet -Lmao ---- 183125816 ->>183119390 -When capeshit dies and Hollywood hops on vidya as the next cashcow, she'll be begging Nintendo to give her the Samus role for the Metroid movie. ---- 183126123 ->>183119318 (OP) -it's over - -she's done. ---- 183126238 -you know what can save her, bigger implants, lip injections and BBL ---- 183126401 ->>183119539 ---- 183127045 ->>183120624 -snifff ---- 183127437 -I have this fantasy where all the hate finally makes her realize what an unlikable weirdo she is and the moment of that introspection breaks her hard, like Sadfleck style hard. Then I stumble on her in some grocery store or whatever, she is all sad, makeup smeared from crying herself to sleep out of loneliness amd crushing misery every day, and I'm like being really nice to her, smiling and shit and ask if she wants to collect mushrooms with me in the forest something, we hit it off and eventually she opens up to me and breaks down in tears. I hug her tightly, stroke her hair and tell her that "everything is gonna be okay, I'm here now, I love you Brie. You are perfect just the way you are." And she'd tell me that no one has ever been this nice to her and how much it means and then a slight smile will form on her lips, her face still wet with tears. We'd cuddle and kiss the entire day until we fall asleep in each other's arms. Of course, I will propose to her sometime later and she'd tearfully agree. Samuel L Jackson as a bridesmaid. Credits roll and the montage of our beautiful romance follows, while "Perfect Girl" is playing in the background. ---- 183127447 ->>183120624 -who was phone? ---- 183127510 ->>183119539 -those waffle stompers ---- 183127534 ->>183124956 ->hate woke ->like the most woke beta chick ever -anons are such masochist, self-loathing POS ---- 183127548 ->>183119318 (OP) -I didn't give Brie permission to post this ---- 183127793 ->>183127534 -It's just sad now amd I genuinely feel bad for her. She was bullied too hard and it's enough, not funny anymore. ---- 183127831 -stop posting her feet ---- 183127841 ->>183127548 -So? ---- 183127846 ->>183119539 -Those are identical to mine, I'm size 9 (42) ---- 183127858 ->>183119539 -She is doing the Chad pose. ---- 183127866 ->>183127841 -She has to strictly follow our orders and nothing else ---- 183127940 ->>183119318 (OP) - -Hopefully it`s already crossed the point of no return and well on it`s way to crashing and burning. ---- 183128690 ->>183122742 -brie creates the future we live in ---- 183129636 ->>183127866 -Relax. Nobody can tell. ---- 183129727 -Is Brie cute? ---- 183129742 ->>183129727 -She's the most beautiful woman in hollywood. ---- 183129873 ->>183122641 -Next time look for those actresses that the men look back ---- 183130527 ->>183120869 ->https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg-A5lGv1dq -grim -and i'm usually into skellies ---- 183130631 ->>183124106 -Why do women use 'funny' as a proxy for 'man I find attractive'? ---- 183130794 ->>183122641 -she's not wearing a bra she's wearing pasties ---- 183130907 ->>183120869 -I ATE THE FUNGUS ---- 183131017 ->>183130868 -Would suck on those for hours ---- 183131189 ->>183119539 ---- 183131378 ->>183125816 -I fucking hope Elizabeth Olsen gets cast as Samus instead. ---- 183131552 ->>183131378 -doubt it, she looks down on nerd shit ---- 183131583 ->>183131378 -Terrible casting ---- 183131592 ->>183119318 (OP) -She can be charming and funny and lovable. She CAN be nice and charming. - -Problem is the dogshit marvel writing and directing. -Marvel. Strong woman bullshit marvel. ---- 183131605 ->>183119943 -Same, but only if she pays for meals ---- 183131632 ->>183130868 -which one of you faggots is this? shameless simps ---- 183131639 ->>183130868 -she just can't help herself ---- 183131711 ->>183131583 -Better than Brie at the very least. ---- 183131808 ->>183119539 ->Not a footfag. ->Even the most agreed upon sexy feet in the world, I would only call cute. ->Ugly feet don't bother me because I don't like feet in the first place ->But these. ->These fetid feet. ->These flippers of flesh. ->These toes of terror. ->These soles of sorrow. ->These ankles of anguish. ->These heels of horror. ->These tarsusus of torment. ->Hos pedes putridum. ->Infirmus sum ad animam meam. ->Deus adiuva animam meam. ->Deus adiuva omnes animas nostras. ---- 183131846 ->>183131639 -me out of frame ---- 183131864 ->>183119539 -im not a foot fag, but those hobbit tier feet are disgusting ---- 183131890 ->>183131808 -she's probably part amphibian -this goes a long way back ---- 183131896 ->>183131639 -nightmare-inducing ---- 183131942 ->>183119539 -you think she gets costume made shoes from the same people as shaq? ---- 183132018 ->>183131639 ->lifting weights without closed toe shoes -.... ---- 183132140 ->people make fun of her toe fungus ->brie gets some medicine and then starts posting tons of pics of her feet ->people make fun of her flat ass ->brie starts making exercise videos where she shows off her ass -i hope the talk of her looking anorexic starts spreading around. she desperately needs to gain 50 pounds. ---- 183132303 ->>183132140 -People made fun of her bad movies and her movies still suck ---- 183132361 ->>183132140 -50 would be a bit much, I'd say 20. In any case it's a shame she fell for the vegan meme. ---- 183132414 ->>183132303 -the pre-captain marvel dramas were decent if you're into that -she basically gimped her momentum with captain marvel, which could've been much better in it's own right ---- 183132427 -Brie Larson more than anyone else in the industry feels like she's treating a superhero movie stint like mandatory military service she just has to get out of the way before she can move on with her life, and she doesn't even try to pretend otherwise. Now that I've written that out, I think I actually admire that a little. ---- 183132475 ->>183119318 (OP) -She just isn't Carol Danvers. -She just isn't. -She isn't. -I don't know how to put it more plainly than this. -She was miscast. ---- 183132508 ->>183132475 ->blonde ->mannish jaw ->booba -goodenough ---- 183132735 ->>183131813 -t b h a heel turn would be the most interesting thing they could do with her ---- 183132822 ->>183131189 -Holy fucking hell. My sides ---- 183132910 ->>183132018 -she's just holding the weights, the toes are lifting it ---- 183132957 ->>183132508 -Not even close. She's not even the right taxonomy. ---- 183133086 ->>183119318 (OP) -I always wondered what John Larroquette would have looked like if he transitioned back in the 90's and now I know. The bonus is that all you have to do is look at a current picture of John Larroquette to see what her future looks like. Along with those flamingo legs and feet, she makes for an interesting specimen. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of Hollywood magic fuckery they pull to continue to make her look attractive in films. ---- 183133163 ->>183120666 -Beauty and truth are connected. When you stop pursuing beauty, you stop pursuing truth. ---- 183133316 ->>183133163 -wtf does that even mean ---- 183133326 ->>183122703 ->tfw there's no one else around to run over and help someone so you have to run over yourself ---- 183133330 ->>183132508 -This is what Carol is supposed to look like. -Does Brie look like this? ---- 183133394 ->>183133316 -Women are making themselves ugly and/or accentuating the ugliest parts of themselves. It's a counter-culture movement. Since beauty and truth are connected, people post shit they know makes them look ugly so that they can delude themselves into believing that ugly is beautiful. But that's a lie. Ugly is the lie and beautiful is the truth. - -I can't explain it any better. I hope I'm making sense. When you refuse to embrace beauty you refuse to embrace truth. They're connected in every way. ---- 183133398 ->>183119850 ->implying ---- 183133529 ->>183132957 ->taxonomy -that's not what that word means ---- 183133549 ->>183133529 -yeah it is ---- 183133560 ->>183133549 -nah ---- 183133673 ->>183133560 -not that anon but he did in fact use that term correctly diff --git a/tv/183119354.txt b/tv/183119354.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0cfba995962cb11a2150aaa829b68cab6ec489ba..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183119354.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,779 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183119354 -Previously on the board >>183119138 → -https://youtu.be/enAiAsnymSc [Embed] edition ---- 183120695 -I was not in the previous but I am here ---- 183120726 ->Somehow the Borg returned. ---- 183121004 -The Borg could revive Kirk like in his novel. ---- 183121030 -https://variety.com/2023/artisans/news/star-trek-picard-enterprise-d-bridge-set-1235580496/ ---- 183121125 ->>183121004 -They'll be doing Shaw. May as well revive Kirk. May as well revive everyone for the zombie Star Trek spin off. ---- 183121132 -Did you know the underside of the Enterpise-D is equipped with the the captain's private yacht yet we never see the yacht during the show. ---- 183121342 ->>183121132 -Same with Voyager ---- 183121347 ->>183121132 -It's not his private yacht, it's still Starfleet equipment. ---- 183121469 ->>183120695 -Good to have you back, anon. Some of us thought you'd left /trek/. ---- 183121611 ->>183119354 (OP) -Member when the Prometheus could split into three ships and be extra cool and powerful? ---- 183121615 ->>183121132 -> Your boat, Captain? This vessel belongs to the people of the United Federation of Planets. ---- 183122090 -We need to get back on track. No more thread wars. ---- 183122106 ->>183122090 -Castro can get it. ---- 183122319 ->>183122090 -Enough meta garbage. ---- 183122547 ->>183122319 -It's important to talk these things through if we want to make progress. /trek/ is struggling because of trolls and we can do something about it. ---- 183122654 -Jadzia pegs ---- 183122677 ->>183122654 -That's enough. And I think you know that. ---- 183122681 ->>183121030 -The bridge looks terrible in Picard. ---- 183122711 ->>183122677 -Shutup! ---- 183122722 ->>183122681 -The carpet is incorrect. ---- 183122766 ->>183122547 -It's not struggling. You're struggling. I suggest watching all of SNW to cheer you up. ---- 183122773 ->>183122681 -The TNG carpet is definitely warmer. ---- 183122852 -Ferengi are actually terrible at business. -Really sick of them. I prefer TNG's Klingon politics episodes to this Ferengi shit. ---- 183122936 ->>183122852 -You must be a woman ---- 183123046 ->>183121560 -uh... can you elaborate? ---- 183123078 ->>183122681 ---- 183123160 ->>183122681 -The PIC bridge is exactly the same. - -HTH ---- 183123176 ->>183122852 -They do mergers and market analysis, just like here on earth. ---- 183123239 ->>183123160 -It's not and you know that. Just look at the red field on the carpet. ---- 183123281 ->>183123212 -That's great! Thanks for completely missing the point. ---- 183123409 ->>183123046 ---- 183123449 ->>183119354 (OP) ->Star Trek Picard's Queer Problem -https://youtu.be/Vp2WjxuC4YM [Embed] -O i am laffin ---- 183123456 ->>183123307 -how many Defiant-class did they make? ---- 183123500 ->>183123464 -I like her. She's got personality. ---- 183123501 ->>183123464 -She's upbeat. ---- 183123503 -Good morning I don't like sisko ---- 183123507 ->>183123078 -Dimensions are probably correct but the overall lighting is too cold and sterile like in all of NuTrek. The skylight is completely muted and aren't those seats supposed to be shiny leather? ---- 183123520 ->>183122852 -What a lobeless take ---- 183123546 ->>183123431 ->to see the Klingons come fuck somI wante shit up, classic Bird of Preys, proper fucking Klingons ---- 183123606 -warm cuddles under a soft blanket with jadzia (im the little spoon) ---- 183123635 ->>183123503 -Me neither, but I LOVE MICHAEL BURNHAM ---- 183123671 ->>183123239 -> It's not and you know that. Just look at the carpet!!! - -This is that thing, where you insist everyone around you was replaced by exact robot duplicates. ---- 183123694 ->>183123651 -This faggot rubs one out to a Locutus shrine doesn’t he? ---- 183123709 ->>183123651 ->>183123464 -I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! ---- 183123775 ->>183123464 -Tawn Tawn is awe awesome on Lower Decks, and she'll be a great writer on Star Fleet Academy. ---- 183123813 ->>183123709 -Although that ship and those people are entirely fictional. They were an important part of my childhood. Seeing them reunited again made me shed a tear. ---- 183123829 -Who's sadder, a nostalgia fag who delights in seeing references or the guy who furiously and continually posts all caps sarcasm "I GOT THAT REFERENCE I CLAPPED" stuff -I'd say the latter guy, since the guy watching the nostalgia is having more fun and expending no effort and the other guy seems like he's working really hard to have no fun and be angry. -I'd tell him to touch grass but the grass would probably wilt ---- 183123843 ->>183123700 -It was truly everything. I wept butterfly tears. ---- 183123890 ->>183123671 -It's inaccurate. ---- 183123905 -Good afternoon I'm never watching picard ---- 183123946 -I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT! ---- 183123985 -YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE CAN FIIIIIIIND ---- 183124025 ->>183123946 ->he gets triggered at others' happiness -You should unironically kys ---- 183124088 ->>183124025 -Triggered? Nah. I find it funny. ---- 183124103 -https://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/inconsistencies/enterprise-d-bridge.htm ---- 183124124 ->>183124069 ->too much of a pussy to directly reply -What I said stands even more now. ---- 183124135 ->>183124049 -i understand being a fan of the show, but once you reach a point where this excites, maybe diversify a little? ---- 183124187 ->>183123890 -> You're all robots! That's why I had to cut open the baby to find proof! - -The bridges are identical within the human ability to make them so after 30 years. Now, is there anything else you'd like to discuss? ---- 183124208 ->>183124103 ->We're lazy! -God they're pathetic. ---- 183124240 ->>183123694 ---- 183124257 ->>183123456 -One. It's one class. ---- 183124278 ->>183124187 -The proportions are incorrect. I am not crazy. I may be surrounded by madness but I am not insane. ---- 183124311 ->>183123890 -Just different focal lengths ---- 183124332 ->>183120726 -lmao ---- 183124339 ->>183123505 -Did Geordi add the blue filter too? ---- 183124340 ->>183124278 -They hired the people who designed the original TNG sets you dingus, you do not know better than they do about how the Enterprise D set was constructed 35 years ago. ---- 183124394 ->>183123813 -I felt the rape. ---- 183124407 ->>183124340 -Exactly, it was constructed 35 years ago. I wouldn't remember exactly how to construct something I made 35 years ago. ---- 183124433 ->>183123829 -How about the third guy who just doesn't want beloved shows to be ass hammered? ---- 183124436 -Coffee, Jamaican blend, double strong, double sweet ---- 183124440 -Rumor has it that Matalas is on his way out. ---- 183124477 ->>183124407 -> !!! *screams !!! - -There are these things called "blueprints" and "photographs".... ---- 183124514 ->>183124477 ->There are these things called "blueprints" and "photographs".... -And as seen in photographs, ->>183123890 -It is very inaccurate. The carpet is all wrong. ---- 183124519 ->>183124407 -These things are laid out in sketches and blueprints before they ever construct them, anon. They don't have to just wing it from memory. ---- 183124623 ->>183124519 -the wood grain is wrong. expenses were spared ---- 183124646 ->>183124519 -They probably lost the blueprints, or they degraded without anyone preserving them. If they had the blueprints the carpet wouldn't be wrong. ---- 183124651 -I was so happy to see android golem Picard back on the old bridge! ---- 183124660 ->>183124519 -https://variety.com/2023/artisans/news/star-trek-picard-enterprise-d-bridge-set-1235580496/?mibextid=5zvaxg ---- 183124711 -The carpet samples were obviously not properly stored. ---- 183124740 ->>183124514 -> And as seen in photographs!!! - -Anon, the crew had access to the actual construction drawings like these. Now please stop. ---- 183124803 ->>183124660 ---- 183124811 ->>183124740 -But as seen in photographs the carpet is wrong despite this. You can't gaslight me. This is exactly like Chain of Command. Just as there was only four lights, the carpet is wrong. ---- 183124816 ->>183124740 -The why don't it look right, Slim Jim? ---- 183124876 ->>183124740 ->Head -Yes! ---- 183124931 ->>183124740 -there is no arguing, they cut corners. need to look no further than the $200 televison LCARS ---- 183124949 ->>183124811 -This. Coupled with the fact that everything is so fucking dark, and then there's season 1 and 2, arguably the worst shit ever put on screen. ---- 183124970 ->>183124436 ->Double sweet -No wonder he's a potato ---- 183124989 ->>183123212 ---- 183125032 ->>183124949 ->>183124931 ->>183124816 ->>183124811 ---- 183125079 ->>183125032 -Yeah, and them saying they found the 'sweet spot' does not make it so. ---- 183125100 ->>183124949 ->He expects them to use the same lighting as for 90s tv. -The cameras probably don't even exist anymore, as does the film stock. ---- 183125169 -Look, I hear season three js an improvement but after the anal abuse that was ses 1-2 I'm scared to commit. ---- 183125200 ->>183125032 -Just because they found a "sweet spot" it doesn't mean that they managed to faithfully recreate it. It means that they were able to recreate it to a level that satisfies them, but not the fans. ---- 183125210 ->>183124876 ---- 183125302 ->>183125200 -You're not a fan. This is a fan. -https://nitter.1d4.us/JulianHasTheCon/status/1647290051829592068 ---- 183125408 ->>183125302 -You cannot sway me. Fans don't accept sub-par products. ---- 183125640 -They'll continue to make these shows and anons will continue to post about them. On the bright side, it means /trek/'s future is secured. ---- 183125694 ->>183125032 -the lighting is 90% of it. its why the tos recreations always looked fine. -makes me wonder if nutrek would be not shit if they simply hired an old light tech to consult ---- 183125715 -Did you ever expect to see Seven on the Enterprise bridge? ---- 183125717 -Look i am sorry to be a party pooper but i don't care about picard sets ---- 183125793 ->>183125715 -yeah because it was dumb not to mix the shows in the films. ---- 183125818 ->>183125793 -If Nemesis didn't flop we would have gotten the crossover film. ---- 183125830 ->>183123775 -mommy Nana ---- 183125834 ->>183125717 -Stop adopting my posting style. Get your own. ---- 183125869 ->>183123890 ->Geordi...he didn't make a 1:1 totally 100% recreation of a damaged ship, by himself!!!!!!! reeeEEEEEEE ---- 183126046 ->>183125869 -Geordi would know the specs. He also had help from Data. ---- 183126086 ->>183125869 -He would have had a holographic recreation of the carpet. ---- 183126112 ->>183126046 -no he didn't, Data has been either in server limbo or kept at Daystrom ---- 183126242 -narrativists fuck -simulationists whine ---- 183126357 ->>183123890 -Only thing that looks off to me is the seats. Everything else is just down to different lighting tone. ---- 183126375 -THE biggest crime ds9 did, beyond the race stuff, the forced lesbo, the shitty boardgame episode is that they whitewashed the trill. -They removed the trekian dilema of what you would do with a sapient parasite species that did not intentionally mean harm but needed a body to survive and made it the most toned down shitfest. -I was so pissed when they did the "here's the dumbass slugs who are just memory capsules swimming around tee hee :)" ---- 183126560 ->>183126375 -The dilemma was just from Riker using it when he couldn't handle it. At the end of the episode, the tragedy was from the Trill symbiont having a female body so Crusher couldn't fuck it. ---- 183126633 ->>183125200 -It had to be 20% different so CBS wouldn't sue..... ---- 183126711 ->>183126633 -What’s Velma up to now? ---- 183126752 ->>183126633 -Damn CBS. ---- 183126788 ->>183124240 -Worse than I imagined. ---- 183126855 ->>183124725 ->Best of Both Worlds ->soiface.jpg -Locutus Flashback priced in fellas, WE GOING HOME ---- 183126888 ->>183125715 -Picard is going to crash it into F ---- 183127221 -the only appropriate ending at this point would be for judge Q to run in and kick picard in the balls and then reset to farpoint ->the trial never ends ---- 183127346 ->>183127221 -The only appropriate ending for this shit now is for Picard to become assimilated, become Locutus once more, and corrupt the borg, freeing everyone, his final words will be something like. - ->Resitance... was... futile. - -Proceeds to self destruct the cube once and for all, his sacrafice for the galaxy freeing them of the borg once and for all. - -LO-CUTUS! LO-CUTUS! LO-CUTUS! LO-CUTUS! LO-CUTUS! ---- 183127399 ->>183127346 -that doesnt do justice to the absurdity of the past 30 years. ---- 183127418 ->>183122681 -Most of the issue is the color grading and filling the room with smoke. ---- 183127466 ->>183124187 ->> You're all robots! That's why I had to cut open the baby to find proof! -Holy moly who the fuck are you quoting? -I'm begging you, please take your meds. ---- 183127475 ->>183123267 -So, did queen moonface get the boot? ---- 183127501 ->>183127399 -It's intoning with the movies which is what Kurtzman is after. ---- 183127626 ->>183123651 -I grew up watching TNG. It was on every day after school. I still enjoy Trek, but at some point I grew up. It's a fun show, but it's nothing that I'd ever weep over. What kind of mental illness causes this? ---- 183127657 ->>183127626 ->What kind of mental illness causes this? -Semen-retention for 40 years. ---- 183127673 ->>183123775 -Does the one on the right have gum disease? ---- 183127698 -In Trek News, PlutoTV will begin streaming the first season of star Trek: Strange New Worlds in May for free, to promote the premier of SNW S02 in June. - -“Paramount strives to deliver audiences a best-in-class streaming experience offering both free and paid options with Pluto TV and Paramount+,” said Amy Kuessner, EVP, Content Strategy and Global Partnerships, Paramount Streaming. “This new offering reinforces the power and synergy of Paramount’s funnel, both in fueling Pluto TV with popular, fan-favorite original series, as well as serving to promote, market and drive consumers to Paramount+.” - -NB4 this proves no one subscribes to Paramount+ and it's all just money laundering run by the Greys. ---- 183127737 ->>183123775 -Imagine getting mogged by a 65 year old non-bogger. ---- 183127775 ->>183125834 -You mean MY posting style right? I've never seen myself before in my life ---- 183127786 ->>183127698 -I dont care, where is ENT and DS9 ---- 183127890 ->>183119354 (OP) ->split ship - -This could have been something they introduced later and done it better. ---- 183127893 ->>183125694 -Lighting technology is very difficult. They'd have had to go buy original lighting fixtures and bulbs, which might not even exist any more. Bulbs can subtly change colors over the course of their lifespan, so used ones wouldn't even be exactly the same. The original was filmed on a specific film stock, cameras, and lens combination. The original carpet had a certain amount of wear and fading from years of use. They can only do so much. You're pretending to be an autist, but you're just a plain old retard. ---- 183127946 ->>183124135 -It's a sign that somebody hasn't done anything memorable or interesting in their entire life. They literally have nothing else to do. ---- 183128000 ->>183124208 ->they didn't match the exact version I want to see -So, which refit version should they have matched, since it's so obviously important that nothing ever change? ---- 183128062 ->>183124424 -Is that supposed to be Sisko? ---- 183128154 ->>183126560 -I agree, SG-1 did it better. ---- 183128221 -Kirk was a terrible captain -Sisko was a terrible captain -Janeway was a terrible captain -Picard is a good captain -The rest who csres ---- 183128361 ->>183127946 ->It's a sign that somebody hasn't done anything memorable or interesting in their entire life. They literally have nothing else to do. - -That would probably be a devastating remark, if you weren't posting it in a general on a sub of a chan. - -NB4 "No -- U!" ---- 183128407 ->>183128221 -Lol the amount of times Sisko asks the crew to do something crazy and they are like dis nigga serious? - -Janeway did what needed to be done. ---- 183128564 ->>183123651 - ->sobbing & crying - -I don't care how good the episode is, what a faggot. It's reactions like that that really put me off watching something as I've been extremely hesitant to watch Season 3 of Picard just because of the shit from the previous 2 Seasons. Reminds me way too much of the bot tweets about crying in the earlier seasons with the Data scene. ---- 183128746 ->>183128564 -I'm not a wear my heart on my sleeve kind of guy at all, but I find it distasteful when people judge those who emote freely. The world needs some more openly emotional people, it would solve a lot of the problems that Weberian hierarchies, industrialization, and sociopathy and isolation caused by these things cause. Our skulls are half as thick as early homo sapiens because we learned to not bash each other's heads in. We domesticated ourselves. If we want to make it to a postscarcity society were going to need to soften more. Bring on the pussies for the next generation. The kids are all right. ---- 183128831 ->>183128221 -Captain Burnham is the only worthy one in todays Trek ---- 183128861 ->>183128746 - -Come on anon, there's being emotive and then there's being a slobbering faggot who goes insane at the smallest thing. ---- 183128886 ->>183128746 -I hope I live long enough for a femboy harem too anon ---- 183129069 ->>183128746 -Being emotive is one thing but if you're crying to nutrek you need to figure some shit out in your life. Its not wrong to cry to you know, things that actually matter and effect you, it is wrong to cry to the newest goyslop like a fucking fag. ---- 183129237 ->>183125715 ---- 183129271 ->>183129237 -she can still get it ---- 183129309 -roommate and I saw in this order -tng/ds9/voy/ent/tos and are currently watching Star Trek IV -I can say without a doubt the TOS movies are better than the original Star Wars movies by fara ---- 183129401 ->>183129309 ---- 183129404 ->>183129069 -People have always gotten emotional about media, anon, they just didn't always have Twitter to tell people about it. If you weren't a homebound zoomer you would know this. ---- 183129431 ->>183129401 -trekpu should be in that picture behind that chick's ass ---- 183129542 -So does Sisko remember all the events of The Visitor? Obviously Jake doesn't, but Benjamin was yanked back in time and remembered to avoid the discharge. It's safe to assume he remembers his short glimpses of Jake as an old man. ---- 183129604 ->>183123431 ->3 and C not pictured -why list them ---- 183129606 ->>183129542 -He does because he gets all emotional when he sees Jake at the end when they fix the anomaly ---- 183129626 ->>183129069 -you sound like a fucking Vulcan. Emotionless cunt. ---- 183129652 ->>183129626 -That is not a bad thing in this circumstance ---- 183129660 -the trek/velma cross-over operation game is running late ---- 183129729 ->>183128221 -Archer? ---- 183129741 ->>183129729 -Scott Bakula isn't a Trek captain. ---- 183129743 -Not sure we can take MORE intense than this week's episode. ---- 183129779 ->>183129743 -every captain from every era returns confirmed ---- 183129789 ->>183124187 -why is that cromagnon wearing women's clothes -why does the gook look photoshopped in -who is this ancient alien looking mf ---- 183129834 ->>183129779 -Sisko brings the Prophets and ghost Dukat to the battle. ---- 183129845 ->>183124187 -that is a terrible angle for esmar ---- 183129870 -New vs Doo is counting down: - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWytuKHzHY0 [Embed] ---- 183129944 ->>183129743 -I think the hyperbolic ravings of a transgender convert to (((Judaism))) may not find purchase among the chuddier elements of 4chan. Those that are watching Picard anyway will reach their own measured conclusion. FWIW it will probably tie things in a nice bow, but I'm not expecting the second coming or anything. ---- 183129949 ->>183129834 -borg queen's face is yet to be revealed, she says 'my child...' just as the camera sweeps round to reveal kai winn ---- 183129961 -I dub thee Panisdolor ---- 183130011 -heresy ---- 183130013 -See -- he's okay! He was just taking a nap! ---- 183130042 -that table is way too big. they've got to lean three feet over, losing all dexterity necessary to play. ---- 183130077 -"Hello crewman. Would you like to see my Lower Decks?" ---- 183130101 -Walk with the prophets, /trek/. ---- 183130126 ->>183129729 -Pretty mid in the first two seasons, but post-S3 Archer was based. ---- 183130138 ->>183128746 ->Our skulls are half as thick as early homo sapiens because we learned to not bash each other's heads in -that's not why ---- 183130155 ->>183130077 -me lying in bed on my back - -Seven of Nine's ass planted directly on my face ---- 183130186 ->>183129626 -vulcans have emotions, they just suppress them -you are a poser and a fag ---- 183130221 -So, being up Thursday at 12 AM looks like it's a given. ---- 183130232 ->>183130221 ->semon ---- 183130242 -Who would be better to captain the Defiant in the final battle, Kira or O'Brien? I'd argue Worf, but I'm fine with keeping him on the Enterprise with his original crew. ---- 183130306 ->>183130242 -enlisted can't captain ---- 183130315 ->>183130242 -whoever it is is going to die a meaningless death for le shock value, and o'brien has to be kept alive in order to suffer, so take your pick ---- 183130385 ->>183130315 -well if Ro could be reformed just to be killed, how about my boy Eddington ---- 183130413 -#MakeEddingtonDeadington ---- 183130415 ->>183130315 ->O'Brien must suffer - -Let the poor man die already. ---- 183130443 -PIC S03E10 spoiler. ---- 183130476 ->>183130443 -A Golden Dukat for a smile worthy post, my fren. ---- 183130577 ->>183129309 -thats the same watch order i did ---- 183130817 -tim russ showing up in the orville after robert picardo did just makes it feel more and more like voyager -...and that's a good thing! ---- 183130835 ->>183130787 -It's about family. ---- 183130838 -just watched the episode of DS9 where Quark dresses up as a woman. top kino ---- 183130898 ->>183130385 -What about him? He's dead ->>183130415 -No. I sentence him to a lifetime with keiko ---- 183130919 ->>183130898 -No-one's ever really gone. ---- 183130945 ->>183123944 -honestly, as a shipfag this is a pretty big deal. TOS has fuck all other than the Enterprise and "antares" cargo shit thing, so it's nice to get some variety in that era, albeit in a roundabout fucking way. ---- 183131007 ->>183124278 -i'd peg the problems more on lighting/camera lenses than the set itself, although maybe the front two con ops consoles are a bit too close together. ---- 183131064 ->>183130315 -If they kill Kira i will legit seethe ---- 183131072 ->>183130242 -the last episode needs a few "shock" deaths. Worf would be the logical choice because it's bad for Kilingons to grow old and die, no Stovokor. - -Worf dies and Rafi become new Worf ---- 183131086 ->>183130838 -He gets full sex reassignment surgery ---- 183131187 ->>183131086 -why did he talk like a man still? it was funny either way ---- 183131474 ->>183131187 -Because a man cannot become a woman ---- 183131496 ->>183129729 ---- 183131523 -I remember that they "remastered" TOS for a home video release to include CGI. Did they do the same thing to TNG? Which releases do I avoid? ---- 183131748 -Hoshi is so ugly :) ---- 183131822 ->>183121004 -people acting like we're halfway through the fucking season and theres actual time for all this shit to happen. Q magics everything better. The end. There's fuck all else to do in 60 mins. ---- 183131894 ->>183129729 -FAITH. OF THE HEART. ---- 183131919 ->>183123890 -honestly, buying 30 year old carpet is gonna be a fucking pain, and dying reams of that shit is gonna be stupid expensive. The OG Set cost like 111000 dollars in 86 to build. I really wonder how much this new one cost. ---- 183131993 -Picard season 3 has give me the clear idea that I simply need to stop watching television and movies. The scene with the Enterprise-D leaving space dock has put me in an unbelievably good mood all week and I should probably get this kind of mentality from elsewhere. ---- 183132075 ->>183131993 -I didn't cry though, I don't get the whole "cry and record yourself and tell everyone" thing in the last few years. - -Maybe I'll tear up if they manage not to fuck everything up and have a good ending ala AGT with the poker. ---- 183132261 ->>183130838 ->record scratch ->freeze frame ->Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how a man of lobes such as I got into this predicament. ---- 183132326 ->>183131523 -The TOS remaster was actually tastefully done desu ---- 183132350 ->>183131496 -based ENT poster ---- 183132416 ->>183123890 -it's close enough. it's a good thing they remembered what lighting is ---- 183132489 ->>183131496 ->There's a book? - -damn.. poor Sisko. I am halfway through DS9 for the first time and he's just, OK.. ---- 183132647 ->>183132350 ---- 183132791 -ENT > DS9 > TNG > TOS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VOY ---- 183132852 -TNG > DS9 > TOS > PICS3 > SNW > VOY > PIC > DISC > ENT - -I haven't watched the cartoons I'm sorry. ---- 183132931 ->>183132489 -people forget DS9 is in Deep Space, Bajor is like 3 weeks away from Earth at high warp. a subspace message from Cestus 3, on the opposite end of the Federation, take two weeks. it takes 8 weeks from Bajor to Cestus 3 at high warp. - -Sisko is far away from the central bureaucracy and command of the Federation, so it's easy to just kind of wing it. especially when he Bajorans think of him as a messiah and the federation really wants Bajor with the wormhole to join the Federation. he's literally untouchable. ---- 183132983 ->>183132931 -If Bajor is 3 weeks away at high warp then how did the Defiant get there to help with the Borg and the Changeling threat ---- 183132987 -TAS can't get no respect, other than from M'Ress coomers. ---- 183133016 ->>183132852 -PIC > DISC > ENT -opinion discarded ---- 183133040 ->>183132852 -No way STD better than ENT ---- 183133085 ->>183133040 ->>183133016 -Discovery didn't kill the franchise with how bad it was so it wins by default. I also gave Discovery a higher rank cause I quit that in season 3 rather than season 1. ---- 183133186 ->>183132983 -the movies are shit and Trek likes to forget about things like from time to do, but since they never really talk about the passage of time when traveling it works. -Bajor is 52 lightyears away from earth so a week at warp 9.7 ---- 183133194 ->>183133085 -Last two seasons of ENT are better than anything nutrek ---- 183133307 ->>183133194 ->Enterprise is good actually -kys like enterprise killed star trek ---- 183133410 ->>183132852 -PICS3 is only a dumpster that is less on fire than the previous two seasons. Because it only gave me second degree burns doesn't make it suddenly good. ---- 183133440 ->>183133307 -Have fun pretending nutrek slop is better i guess ---- 183133449 ->>183131496 -Archer is more like: I've moronically stumbled into some shit again, wouldn't it be nice if there were a book of some sort to tell me not to keep doing this? ---- 183133450 ->>183133410 -Picard S3 is the best Trek since DS9 S6. ---- 183133454 -*causes anons to seethe ---- 183133482 ->>183133440 -Enterprise is literally nuTrek ---- 183133490 -thread theme -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBcXXfzrqco [Embed] ---- 183133508 ->>183132987 -It had Niven writing an episode for God's sake. ---- 183133512 ->>183133482 -Nope, its early-mid 2000s soulful kino. Nutrek is all corporatized slop ---- 183133517 ->>183133490 ->star trek enterprise -they literally removed star trek from the title and it should have been declared noncanon ---- 183133582 ->>183125640 -Star Trek fans have been against every bit of new Trek since the very beginning. The TOS fags railed against the cartoon and TNG. TNGeezers railed against DS9, Voyager and ENT. Now all those collective geezoids are railing against nuTrek shit. It will never end. Don't let them lie about it either. We oldfags have seen them bitch about every single phase of Trekshit. ---- 183133602 ->>183133512 ->soulful ->kino ->panned by critics and hated by trek fans ->killed the franchise ->removed "star trek" from the title ->put in some shitty pop song to appeal to smallville fans ->based the ship off the akira class cause "most people didn't know about it" ->destroyed canon in ways never before seen ->one of the most insanely stupid captains ever seen -great series u have there anon ---- 183133640 ->>183130919 -He got jem hadar killed, not just regular killed -That guy isn't merely dead, he's SUPER dead ---- 183133671 ->>183131072 -worf already isn't Worf, he's Elnor, so there's no big loss there ---- 183133702 -think im going to create an /ent/erprise general ---- 183133717 -Remember that stupid episode where Archer takes his dog down to the planet and causes a diplomatic incident because the dog got sick? I think that was the moment the show never recovered, I think like 2 million people turned off. - -I miss hating on Enterprise. I don't know which one is more retarded, Voyager or Enterprise. I think Enterprise cause I liked the Voyager characters for the most part. diff --git a/tv/183119600.txt b/tv/183119600.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9a6335383634106c8c382978f5d0e21290b1e101..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183119600.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,614 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183119600 -Antiwoke bros… we f*cking won ---- 183119632 ->critical grifter ---- 183119634 ->>183119600 (OP) -antiwokebros... ---- 183119661 ->>183119600 (OP) -Wasn't this movie the typical "men can't do anything right and women are warriors" bullshit? ---- 183119666 ->>183119632 -Is this wojak woke? ---- 183119727 -Still hasn't recovered from his raping by Synthetic Man ---- 183119729 ->>183119661 -it's 50-50, can't be categorized. you'll find people on either side of the isle saying all sorts of nonsense - ->>183119634 -i can find you leftists who are mad at it too ---- 183119731 ->>183119600 (OP) -This is the answer from Disney and Sony ---- 183119755 -what does woke mean ---- 183119766 ->>183119755 -leftist agenda ---- 183119772 ->>183119600 (OP) ->spends half the video pretending to be drunk ---- 183119793 ->>183119600 (OP) ->>183119634 ->>183119661 ->>183119731 ---- 183119795 ->>183119766 -Do you see any Hollywood movies advocating for the worker overthrow of capitalism? STFU ---- 183119805 ->>183119600 (OP) -it's a video game movie, not political. ---- 183119820 ->>183119632 ->Grifter now means anyone I disagree ---- 183119830 ->>183119795 ->>183119755 -This poster is being deliberately obtuse. Do not engage. ---- 183119842 ->>183119634 -OH NO NO NO ---- 183119852 ->>183119661 -No. At best Peach is “more athletic than you’d expect” and is forced into competency on account of being an actual princess that has actual responsibilities but there’s still plenty of times she needs to get bailed out of situations. Mario sucking at first is easily explained by him only learning the mushroom kingdom (principality?) existed hours earlier ---- 183119860 ->>183119830 -you're mentally ill. it's a super mario brothers movie. -there is no political agenda behind it. ---- 183119869 ->>183119600 (OP) ->Antiwoke -just say racist ---- 183119920 ->>183119860 ->there is no political agenda behind it. -Having no political agenda is a political agenda. It's antiwoke. ---- 183119921 ->>183119842 ->I'm not watching a middle aged man review a childrens movie for 90 minutes ---- 183119981 ->>183119795 -The psycho leftists in Hollywood are currently all about feminism and lgbtq123xyz agenda pushing, you disingenuous moron ---- 183120000 ->>183119795 ->worker and capitalism -That’s old communism - -Modern communism is about whites vs blacks, men vs women, christians vs everyone else, cis vs trans -Communism is about the enlightened individuals using the opressed to destroy the opressor. The worker stuff was just the style at the time ---- 183120026 ->>183119731 -snuck isn't a word Conan ---- 183120041 ->>183119793 ->announcing that you're offended -ngmi ---- 183120046 ->>183119920 -You would know troon ---- 183120062 ->>183119842 -These youtube niggers make 3-5 different thumbnails and titles and have a setup that randomly changes them around, and only keeps the one that gets the most “engagement” -True sign of a grifter ---- 183120069 ->it's another youtuber laps up and switches sides on the latest algo-driven controversy ---- 183120083 ->>183119600 (OP) -Any production that hires Seth Rogen is anti-White ---- 183120085 ->generic kids movie ->but with Mario -THIS IS A FUCKING GAME. CHANGER. I -NEED- A VIDEO MADE ABOUT THIS. NO. TEN. TWENTY! THIRTY VIDEOS! NEVERMIND I DO NOT HAVE KIDS AND WENT TO WATCH THE CHILDRENS’ MOVIE BY MYSELF AT THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, I CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!! ---- 183120105 ->>183120062 -I like that you are conflating something Netflix does with random basement outragetubers ---- 183120128 ->>183120085 - -30% weekend drop cope harder Disney fag. ---- 183120131 -Does anybody else find it difficult and exhausting to keep up with this shit anymore? ---- 183120141 ->>183119820 -I'm not even one of the fags that seethes about grifters, but critical drinker is literally textbook definition of one ---- 183120146 ->>183120069 -alcoholic piss is really accurate but only after i stop drinking for a day or two. when i drink steadily it's pretty mild normal looking ---- 183120150 ->>183119600 (OP) -Nah, I prefer sexism. -It's based and not lame. -Makes me go hard. ---- 183120172 ->>183120041 -I'm not offended I'm annoyed ---- 183120181 -Personality aside, Peach didn't do anything in this movie she hasn't done in at least one game. Never got why that was a big issue to people ---- 183120185 ->>183120105 -it's done on youtube too, dumbass. PAY ATTENTION. ---- 183120187 ->>183120131 -What makes you think you have to? No one's got a gun to your head. Turn off the screen, nigga. You can just walk away ---- 183120188 ->>183119600 (OP) -Isn't the entire reason this movie is "anti-woke" because some chud retard said he liked it, ergo film is now chuddy? ---- 183120189 ->>183120131 -You’re not supposed to be “keeping up” with the discourse surroundings kids movies, you’re just supposed to watch them with your kid and enjoy it and then literally forget about it. ---- 183120217 ->>183119795 -Leftism is about international corporate finance controlling government to crush Whites on behalf of Jews. -If you talk to a leftist on a pro worker basis and say, want to stop importing scab labor, they'll lose their goddamn minds. They're entirely indistinguishable from an HR office in terms of values. - -Anyone who thinks the White working class is human is already a NATSOC. ---- 183120226 ->>183120105 -It is a fact. I even got recommended a tutorial how to set it up once - -I am subscribed to multiple people who do this shit like Veritasium and Carwow. They make good videos but goddamn, the thumbnail switching is obnoxious ---- 183120235 ->>183120188 -Yikes ---- 183120240 -NO IT HAS GIRLBOSS ---- 183120302 ->>183119795 -Leftists haven't been anti-capitalist since Occupy Wall Street ---- 183120354 ->>183119842 -What kind of beard is that? It's like he just glued a handful of hair on his face ---- 183120360 ->this movie shows capeshit is dying ->character has powers and wears a cape ---- 183120465 -I wanna watch this just to fap to peach ---- 183120787 ->>183119661 - -Not even close. Peach fails at everything except train Mario. - ->>no race swaps ->>no black characters ->>no trans queer kids ->>white male and his brother save everyone - -But but the woman was noble, brave and tried hard! Good that’s a mama bear. - -No it’s girl boss! Suck it chuds. - ->>then why are Jews mad at the movie giving it poor reviews and calling it problematic and outdated? - -This movie perfectly encapsulates how extreme the left is and moderate the right is. The alt right Nazi chuds are telling you they are ok with this 1990s value movie the left is screeching it didn’t challenge kids and deliver a gender queer message. ---- 183120854 ->>183119755 - -Moral policing, inauthentic, critically conscious ---- 183120859 ->>183120465 -Maybe if she was barefoot or not wearing gloves the whole time. ---- 183120897 ->>183119795 - -Yes. Breaking down the culture that enforces meritocracy, privacy, and anti-collectivism is how you achieve that. ---- 183120952 ->>183119600 (OP) ->shit videogame movie makes lots of money -game changer how? resident evil already did it ---- 183120957 ->>183120787 ->surrounded by every single enemy in the universe ->solos them all ->b-but there's a bomb incoming so she actually lost she didn't do 100% she only did 99.99% of the work -oh ok so that's totally different then -I know that if I had peach on my team I'd have kicked her out for being such a grifter - -idiot ---- 183120983 ->>183119842 - -I like shad a lot. One of the few that reminds me of someone I would hang out with and be friends but he is way wrong here and just exhausted by how much social engineering we have been hit with. - -Peach is an excellent depiction of a strong feminine character and the goal or position cannot be women can’t be good. ---- 183121005 ->>183120787 -Ten thousand migrants a day are better then twenty thousand migrants a day ---- 183121020 ->>183119869 - -Only if you call woke anti white ---- 183121119 ->>183120000 -Modern "politics" aren't politics. It's a distraction. ---- 183121159 ->>183120983 ->woman doing man things -it's pozzed, sorry -you may notice in all yourr basedboy movies from the 80s, the women doing man things were either there just to be sexy and flipping around showing off their legs, or they were forced into it ala cameron's bitches - -showing women doing man things as a choice and succeeding at it is not just setting up women to fail when they then attempt it and fail, but it's also setting up the structure of our society itself to then come in and employ laws to make it sure that those women DON'T fail as they should, because the people who run the bureaucracies see movies like these and unironically drive from them the message that women can do everything men can do. like that's literally a political movement that's been doing on for over a century now, that's been busy passing those exact laws, for those exact reasons, and these narratives are justifying that status quo because the stories we tell each other are not just random shit happening for no reason but are actually metaphors for how we should behave in the real world - -and of course you know all this, but you make me have to explain it to you anyway because you are an idiot who needs even the things you already know in with a silver spoon. now take your medicine, and shut the fuck up. ---- 183121360 ->>183121159 -if this is your position, then Mario has been pozzed since the 80s when Peach became a playable character (arguably the best one) in SMB2-US. I’m not going to dissect your post more because I honestly don’t care, and I probably know more than you about it on account of having actually watched the movie ---- 183121388 -Right-wingers lost the culture war so they praise an average leftist movie as "anti-woke" ---- 183121400 ->>183120188 - -No it’s bc leftist critics flipped a shit over it and called it the end of cinema and saying it failed to enlighten children. ---- 183121442 ->>183121360 ->movie has obvious feminist character ->i-it's a g-game changer! ---- 183121443 ->>183120217 - -Truest comment on TV ---- 183121455 ->>183119600 (OP) ->girlboss isn't woke ->peach banned from being damsel in distress isn't woke -anita sarkisian has brainwashed you normalfags ---- 183121470 -I'm tired, boss. - -I'm tired of everything going woke. -I'm tired of one hour video essays about why woke thing is bad. -I'm tired of the exception to prove the rule gets flouted as the end of wokedom. - -I'm tired of all this shit. ---- 183121524 ->>183120217 - ->>white privilege is just the moral argument for poverty which allows people to blame poor whites for being poor. - -Leftists of course don’t realize this bc they don’t actually care about the poor and are just anti white. ---- 183121559 ->>183119634 -The trailers didn't help with the perception. The actual movie didn't have Peach be the Hollywood girl boss bitch that the trailers tried to make her out to be. ---- 183121674 ->>183119632 -Get some meds, learn what the word means, subhuman tranny ---- 183121709 ->>183121559 -i think this entire thing will be...say 10 years into the future, whatever tumblr/twitter form exists that the 15-17 year olds who grew up with this mario movie, watching it over and over, like kids in my generation did A Goofy Movie, kids younger than me did with Finding Nemo or Incredibles or School of Rock, like kids from 5 years ago did with Minions -it's going to just be a screenshot of a post "but like, does anybody remember when Princess Peach wasn't a damsel in distress? Like how like she didn't let no man save her?" ---- 183121711 ->>183119661 -Yes. But they dial it back at the end so retards think it isn't. Peach constantly belittles and outperforms Mario, literally shoving shit down his throat at one point. If Mario treated Peach the way she treats him in the movie people would hate Mario's portrayal and rightfully so. ---- 183121712 ->>183119727 -Where? ---- 183121736 ->>183119634 -Noooo you cant post that! -Please les us chuds have at least one win ---- 183121757 ->>183119795 -Trooner, hollywood is filled with that shit ---- 183121761 ->>183119600 (OP) ->Movie Wokeness Report 1/2 - -First of all, the movie is not woke on race. There's no race swapping, no race mixing, in fact the only non-white guys are some background guys with no voice lines and a rich black couple (lady is blacker than the dude but he is still black) that asks the brothers to fix their plumbing. There's some more black background characters in the audience at the end. - -However, it is woke on the feministic womyn stronk side. In the games Peach bakes cakes, speaks with a high pitch non-authoritative voice and kisses Mario on the nose when he saves the day. - -In the movie Peach starts by throwing Mario to the ground, then makes fun of Mario's height, then proceeds to bring him to a training course which she demonstrates how to beat on the first try WITHOUT using a powerup. Mario uses a powerup mushroom (that Peach forces into his mouth) and repeatedly fails to beat it for over a day - then he ALMOST beat it and Peach decides it was close enough so he gets to tag along with her. On their way out toad-people asks her who Mario is and she literally say "He's not important". She always walks in front of him. - -Bowser is painted as a loser that will ask Peach to marry him with the option of 'no'. He plays the piano and sings about his love. She of course shows no fear what-so-ever towards Bowser in the whole movie. Peach uses an ice powerup to beat him later in the movie while he just stands there like an incompetent fool. She then defends against all his guards and jumps fucking 25 meters into the air still with the ice flower powerup. - -Mario and Donkey Kong then comes and saves LUIGI (not Peach) and Mario then prevents a bullet bill from destroying the castle (which I assume the only reason Peach didn't do was because she didn't have the flight powerup). ---- 183121784 ->>183119661 -Yep, why do you think it made so much money? ---- 183121793 ->>183120062 -Learn what grifting means ---- 183121804 ->>183121761 ->Movie Wokeness Report 2/2 - -A little later Peach (without any fear) proceeds to karate kick bowser in the face. Mario then saves Donkey Kong (not Peach) and Peach makes it so that Mario can get his hands on an invulnerability star so that he can finally decheat, I mean, defeat Bowser together with Luigi. Peach then force feeds a shrink mushroom to Bowser while rejecting his plead for one more chance with "ew, no". She imprisons him in a bird cage (revealed after the credits). Peach then praises both Mario and Luigi in a very friend-zone way. - -Bonus 1: Peach asks Mario if there's anything like the rainbow road in his world and Mario says "no, we don't drive on rainbows". I admit this is very much open to interpretation but I personally interpret it as a hint towards "on earth we respect the faggot rainbow flag". Why was that line even in there in that way? Gives plausible deniability, faggots are happy and normal people probably don't even notice it. - -Bonus 2: The movie shows that there's a risk of drowning under water. That isn't like the game at all where everybody can breathe under water. - -Bonus 3: Peach's voice actress doesn't sound like her voice in the games. Also there was a woke comment in the beginning of the movie about classic Mario voice acting sounding too stereotypically Italian. - -Bonus 4: They snuck in a short scene of Dixie Kong looking disappointed at Diddy Kong just because he yelled a little longer in the audience. A common trope in feminism is to paint men as silly clowns that act a fool. This scene with Dixie is minor as fuck but she's his girlfriend in the games so I thought I'd at least mention it. - -tl;dr The movie is very woke, but it's the kind of feminism wokeness we had before 2010. Peach is a whole different character. ---- 183121821 ->>183120957 - ->>you exaggerating ->>if that was Mario’s scene you would claim he failed and got showed up ->>I don’t mind women doing things and being competent ->>I mind women being at war with their people and men to subvert their own culture. Eomer is awesome and served her people. That is what I want from women. ---- 183121832 ->>183120787 -What are chuds? You gotta post that discord link so we can understand that insider joke ---- 183121834 -I knew this nigger would fold. Critical Grifiter doesn't believe in anything he says. ---- 183121888 ->>183121736 -Tranny, GTFO ---- 183121959 -the movie is so woke peach is the hidden main character LMAO -chuds so desperate for a win they are leeching this shit so hard ---- 183122022 ->>183121804 ->>183121761 -thanks for the report ---- 183122166 ->>183121804 -> Peach asks Mario if there's anything like the rainbow road in his world and Mario says "no, we don't drive on rainbows". I admit this is very much open to interpretation but I personally interpret it as a hint towards "on earth we respect the faggot rainbow flag". -You are insane. ---- 183122196 ->>183119661 -lolno. Nintendo would never let them make it if that was the case. They learnt their lesson with the first one. ---- 183122283 -Ten days until the real thing is released with the Japanese voices. ---- 183122350 ->>183119842 ->Review is nearly as long as the movie itself -Why don't I just watch the movie and make up my own mind? ---- 183122465 ->>183122196 -Rumor has it the delay was because Illumination tried to do exactly that and Miyamoto karatekicked them into the next dimension and told them to tone it down ---- 183122473 ->>183122166 -that's open to interpretation. to me you're insane to not at least think it's possible after all the gay propaganda in the last 15 years. ---- 183122502 ->>183121959 ->Peach failed her diplomacy with Cranky Kong, he only joins because Mario beat his son. - ->Peach couldn't stop the Giant Bullet Bill from destroying her Kingdom, Mario did that. - ->Mario and Luigi finished off Bowser. - -Beyond that Peach was a friendly girl who never turned Mario down because he wasn't cut out for it. Something a real woke feminist character would do. ---- 183122504 ->>183119661 -No, retard. Thanks for confirming to me that the only people who think this retarded shit didn't even see it. ---- 183122574 ->>183120952 -What? Lol. Resident Evil is #10 on the list of highest grossing video game films, and Mario has 2x it in just 2 weeks. ---- 183122615 ->>183121400 -This is completely made up ---- 183122623 ->>183121804 ->>183122473 -No, you are fucking insane and honestly mentally ill. The fact that your mind goes to gays whenever a fucking rainbow or color prism is mentioned is completely on you. Rainbow road is the most iconic Mario Kart level for 20+ years now. Just kys honestly. ---- 183122675 ->>183122465 -Would not surprise me. -Nintendo has always been very hardass about their core IPs and they have a direct actual failure that took them out of the movie market to point to this time. ---- 183122676 ->>183122502 -When Hollywood learns that they can make their girl boss characters actually be kind and sweet is when we will enter the new golden age of cinema. ---- 183122689 ->>183122615 -It's not made up. There were absolutely reviews, including Grace Randolph's as just 1 easy example, complaining that Peach still didn't have enough to do or that it was problematic that Bowser was trying to force her to marry him in a 'post me-too' world. -You could watch her video and see, or look up other leftist articles, or you could continue to just spout bullshit like a dumb fuck ---- 183122741 ->>183122473 -It's really not, Mario clearly was expressing his awe of the world Peach lives in. Hence why he decides to live there permanently even after becoming Brooklyn's savior. ---- 183122905 -Which flashback did you like more? ---- 183122925 -I'm behind on the 'current thing culture war'. Why is mario considered anti-woke again? ---- 183122946 ->>183122623 -just the fact that you mention that rainbow road is iconic proves that you are the insane one since that has absolutely nothing to do with the theory presented in the "bonus 1" text, which was in regards to the peach's unnecessary question and mario's weird answer ---- 183123056 ->>183122925 -Basically it doesn't do what modern Hollywood does. No raceswaps. No faggotry. -The closest it gets is slight girlbossing at the start, who still gets saved by the hero, and we had that in the 80s and 90s. ---- 183123066 ->>183119869 -stop projecting -currently the most openy and supported racist movement to the point of literally enacting systemicall racist laws in the west are woke far leftst to whom skin color is everything and their race hatre for white and asian people so overthetop and on shameless display thats its disgusting ---- 183123067 ->>183119634 -embarrassing ---- 183123111 ->>183119729 ->i can find you leftists who are mad at it too - -you can find leftists mad at absolutely anything tho ---- 183123128 ->>183122946 -What would you have preferred he said? Honestly it seems like you've decided to be angry and are looking for excuses rather than listening to what anyone else says. Tell me I’m wrong ---- 183123144 ->>183119842 -is there a shadjak out there? ---- 183123173 ->>183119661 -No, people say Peach is too much of a girlboss but she's only like that twice in the training sequence, and Bowser's wedding (the former has an explanation and in the latter she still ends up losing). ---- 183123193 ->>183120026 -Based ivy league graduate Conan putting that smug bitch in her place ---- 183123221 ->>183119727 -And Synthetic Man hasn't recovered from Mauler tearing him a new one. ---- 183123324 ->>183119634 ->>183119842 ->>183121736 ->>183123067 -in this battle in the culture war trannies god bodied. this antiwoke movie made millions. antiwokechads... WE WON ---- 183123458 -SMB is creeping up to 60% (Fresh) Do any more critics have the BALLS to defy the mouse and give it a fresh review? ---- 183123471 ->>183123128 -you're the one spazzing out from a theory. the question should not have been in the movie, peach didn't ask mario if his world have any floating question mark blocks. or if his world had any of the other 5000 unusual things. - -peach seems familiar with humans for some reason (said to mario "you're human" when they met) so if she knows about humans for some reason she might also have the knowledge that there arent rainbow roads in the human world. i thought the movie would at least take a minute to explain why peach knew about humans and why she thinks she isn't one when she looks human. ---- 183123504 ->>183123458 -who gives a shit what critics think? ---- 183123506 ->>183123458 -wait, professional critics didn't like it? what are they even complaining about? i bet it isn't peach... ---- 183123538 ->>183119634 -Did you see the latest Geek and Gamers video? Jeremy just pulled they "It's becoming a culture war film which personally I'm not happy about that. I don't want Mario to be caught up in the culture war." in the "Super Mario Bros Movie Just Did Something CRAZY." The same guy who did those same videos you posted as well as the anti-woke videos he did not even a few days ago. It's all just a grift to them. ---- 183123569 ->>183123506 ->No niggers ->No trannies ->No faggots ---- 183123571 ->>183123506 ->nooo the colorfulness le triggers my heckin sensory overload ---- 183123658 ->>183123458 -58% means more critics like it than don't. -Why dont retards understand how RT works? -58% on RT doesn't mean 58/100. ---- 183123681 ->>183123504 -There was clearly foul play involved in this score but it deserves be at the very least considered fresh. Should be certified fresh ---- 183123686 ->>183123569 -i doubt they actually wrote that though ---- 183123725 ->>183123571 -damn, 1.5/5 is harsh ---- 183123736 ->>183123471 -I’m not spazzing, I’m calling you a fucking retard for thinking such a dumb theory was worth discussing ->i thought the movie would at least take a minute to explain why peach knew about humans and why she thinks she isn't one when she looks human. -Confirmed for having not watched the thing you’re complaining about. There’s an entire scene where Peach tells Mario her origin story. Watch the movie (pirate it idgaf) and make your complaints accurate, THEN post here again ---- 183123866 ->>183123736 -now you're just being a cunt. -peach says she arrived as a baby and don't know where she is from and the toad people made her their princess one day. mario says "maybe youre human like me" and she dismisses it and look up at the stars talking about the universe being big. -if she arrives as a baby and has never met another human this explains nothing about why she even knows about humans. - ->theory was worth discussing -i thought it was worth mentioning, you are the one that thought it was worth discussing ---- 183123885 ->>183123504 -if you don't care why do you care so much? ---- 183123922 ->>183119661 -Nintendo put a stop to that ---- 183123955 ->>183122689 ->including Grace Randolph's -That bitch is insane ---- 183124161 ->>183119842 ->>183123144 -new 'jak just dropped ---- 183124236 ->>183121159 - -Pretty good and thorough argument but is a woman using power ups doing man things? ---- 183124466 ->>183124161 -umm you cant make fun of him. hes working for a good cause. this post is hurtful and mean-spirited ---- 183124644 ->>183122615 - -Jewish hands types this ---- 183124657 ->>183124466 ->umm you cant make fun of him. hes working for a good cause. this post is hurtful and mean-spirited ---- 183124698 ->>183122615 ---- 183124750 ->>183119600 (OP) ->>183119634 -Peach and her OP horseshit completely stole Mario's thunder and ruined the ending. I liked the movie but fuck was that ever out of place. Mario never rose to the occasion as a hero he just grabbed a star. Any dingus could do that. ---- 183124775 ->>183124750 -Then why didn't Peach do it. ---- 183124802 ->>183124775 -Exactly. ---- 183124806 ->>183119600 (OP) -While I enjoyed the film, I felt that Luigi got shafted a bit, just spending his time in prison for the majority of the film. I would have liked to see him sneaking around Bowser's castle and doing some useful stuff at least. Peach needed to be more feminine and modest too. ---- 183124833 ->>183119820 ->now ---- 183124864 ->>183124644 ->ree how dare kids enjoy this kids' film -This kike film critic needs to be gassed. ---- 183124930 ->>183122615 ---- 183124985 ->>183119600 (OP) -chudbros... im so confused. is it woke? is it not woke? do I spend my hard earned goybucks on it? what do? ---- 183125038 ->>183124985 -There's varying level of wokes. It's minimally woke since Peach isn't a damsel like the games, but she also doesn't overshadow or talk down to Mario. You get the feeling that she generally likes him, which is bizarre in this day and age with how frigid and bitchy every female character has to be nowadays. ---- 183125104 ->>183122925 -Conservatives are just last year’s liberals - -So if it appeals to the previous generation of progressives it’s anti-woke -Aka, it is very feminist but doesn’t have anti-white and tranny propaganda ---- 183125190 ->>183121455 - -I’m a fascist misogynist unironically and I agree. Eomer, Brien, Buffy, Sarah Connor are not woke. These are positive strong women who do what they can to protect their people instead of revolt against them and undermine them. - -I love all of them. ---- 183125466 ->>183119600 (OP) -the movie was pretty woke -just not in a in-your-face bullshit way we're used to lately ---- 183125606 ->>183124985 -it's woke if you live in 1950 ---- 183125636 ->>183119666 ->>183119632 -Wokejak ---- 183125690 ->>183119795 -Commies are fucking faggot holy shit ---- 183125723 -i just realized that Peach could have just grabbed the invincibility star herself instead of shouting out "Mario!" and kicking a shell (why was it there?) giving the star to Mario. -considering she's a kung-fu mistress that don't even need powerups this would have been the smarter move. holy shit, this movie... ---- 183125744 ->>183119634 -I'm a professional tranny hater and spam racist content on every board at a regular level, I dont know who any of these people are ---- 183125870 ->>183119842 ->Nintendo Expert reviews Super Mario ---- 183125932 ->>183121455 ->peach banned from being damsel in distress -She literally gets kidnapped in the movie you false flagging faggot ---- 183126104 ->>183119600 (OP) -Uhh wokesisters...I thought this was supposed to be our movie?! ---- 183126128 ->>183125723 -come to think of it, why was the star even there in the first place? does Bowser get stronger from just being near it? why doesn't he need to "use" it by touching? in the games he is strong even without the star. in the beginning of the movie he is strong without the star... ---- 183126181 ->>183125932 -she willingly walks with bowser after being blackmailed but then they manages to smuggle in an ice flower via Toad -- who was the only one not ending up in the sacrifice cages for some reason ---- 183126227 ->>183120026 -https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/snuck - -??? ---- 183126274 ->>183126181 -What the fuck, I cant believe this movie is pushing toad propaganda. We better go watch Spiderman Into the Trannyverse instead anti wokebros! diff --git a/tv/183120213.txt b/tv/183120213.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 327e81e4b556a987d88c01edd2d95a8a3dd67f34..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183120213.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,390 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183120213 -Watch Orphan Black. It's a greatt tv show consisting of 5 seasons (i am currently on 3). The protagonist is an attractive white female and she has sexual intercourse with white gigachad in the first episode. ---- 183120318 ->>183120213 (OP) -It goes to shit after season 2. Season 3 is probably the last one that is half decent. ---- 183120349 ->>183120318 -I shall be watching it all. Also i wish Alison was my wife ---- 183120510 -what a psycho haha ---- 183120891 ->>183120213 (OP) ->The protagonist is an attractive white female - I don't watch shows with a female protagonist because I'm not a faggot or a woman. ---- 183120959 ->>183120891 -that's ok, insecurity at a young age can be overwhelming, but thanks for the bump ---- 183120985 -I think this show was one of the early victims of wokeness. Early seasons were great but it becomes progressively more shit. Either season 4 or 5 culminates with a big speech about accepting the gays. ---- 183120994 ->>183120213 (OP) -Attractive? How DARE you! She worked for disney in a show that propagated the death of white males, she's UGLY! She hulk is UGLY ---- 183121042 ->>183120985 -ehh wokeness was different in 2013, also this is from episode 3 ---- 183121086 ->>183120959 - I'll watch an ensemble show with females in it but no freaking way I'm watching a show with a woman as the sole protagonist. ---- 183121109 ->>183121086 -what if i told you..there's like 4 of them ---- 183121177 ->>183120994 -the only real explanation as to why such a good actress has such a shit imdb after this show is that she refused to suck cock for roles ---- 183121259 ->>183121042 -God, I just remembered that I had a gay dream with Alex. It was so fucking gay ---- 183121261 ->>183120994 - I think she was ugly in she hulk because she dressed in male clothes and her hair was styled like a grandma ---- 183121293 ->>183121259 ->Alex -Felix ---- 183121330 ->>183121259 ->>183121293 -it's over ---- 183121447 ->>183121261 ->>183120994 -what do you mean ? She wasn't ugly in it, it's just that the show sucked. She was cute ---- 183121492 ->>183120213 (OP) -My dick wouldn't get hard that fast. ---- 183121554 ->>183121492 -same coomerbro ---- 183121575 ->>183120959 -that's the guy from Smallville ---- 183121605 ->>183121575 -check out this guy ---- 183121648 ->>183121447 -This is gross. I want to vomit. YUCK ---- 183121696 -Not bad show but ran a bit too long. Started to get too stupid at some point from what I remember ---- 183121791 ->tfw your dad impregnates you ---- 183121873 ->>183121330 -I don't wanna be gay, pls save me ---- 183121908 ->>183121605 -That's the guy from far cry 3 ---- 183121931 ->>183120213 (OP) ->The protagonist is an attractive white female -i will now watch your show. ---- 183121979 ->>183121931 -huh based ---- 183122015 ->Thing ->Japanese Thing ---- 183122064 ->>183122015 -I wanna copulate with Japanese women ---- 183122113 ->>183122015 -honestly this show would probably kill it if it was an anime, the premise is perfect for it ---- 183122493 -Show suffered the same problems as Lost Girl. Also increasingly gayer and gayer as seasons went on, to the point that any straight male shouldn't be watching it unless they're forced by a female companion or relative as an excuse. ---- 183122509 ->>183120213 (OP) -Already seen it. Fapped to Tatiana in the forms of three different clones already. ---- 183122566 ->>183122493 -don't tell me what to watch ->>183122509 -nice ---- 183122578 ->>183120959 -The scene of her getting fucked in the car was ridiculously hot ---- 183122614 ->>183121109 -How the fuck did a mid budget TV show do four clones interacting in a scene but giant budget blockbusters can't even do a background switch without it looking fake as shit? ---- 183122628 ->>183122578 -soccer moms being bad is hot ---- 183122630 ->>183120994 -Nah ---- 183122634 ->>183122566 -No, I'm just saying you're gay if you can stomach latter seasons of both those shows. Cute shows, but too much male companion gayness. ---- 183122670 ->>183122634 -Sorry, meant to say cute female protags of said shows* ---- 183122696 ->>183122614 -Stand-ins and camera angles exist, my guy. ---- 183122736 ->>183122634 -well i am NOT gay...i checked ---- 183122737 ->>183122628 - -I once had sex on the ground in a church parking lot at 1 AM. Will God still accept me into Heaven? ---- 183122753 ->>183122696 -Except they're all in the same shots. ---- 183122848 ->>183122753 -4 clones in the same shot jeremy? That's insane! ---- 183122855 ->>183120213 (OP) ->It's a greatt tv show -its fun ->i am currently on 3 -stop now ---- 183122856 ->>183122737 -maybe ---- 183122902 ->>183122855 -i never drop a show, once i pick it up it's on until the end no matter what ---- 183122906 -By the way there's a 4MB limit now so you can do bigger webms ---- 183122926 -Tatty ---- 183122958 ->>183122696 -Then why do I see blockbusters struggling to do even two of the same actor in a scene? Orphan Black does it and it's so natural you legitimately forget it's the same actress after a while and just start thinking of them as separate characters. ---- 183122968 ->>183120213 (OP) ->>183122015 -i like pretty girls but only if there is violence inflicted on she. is there? ---- 183122990 ->>183122958 -They are separate characters, imbecile ---- 183123003 ->>183122906 -i always forget and set it 3 cuz of habbit ->>183122968 -sometimes ---- 183123012 ->>183121979 -actually she doesnt look that attractive. looks like an uglier version of the girl from serverance. dropped. ---- 183123014 ->>183122968 -Well it starts with one of her jumping in front of a train so yeah. ---- 183123112 -Show turns into gigashit when tranny version shows up, tatiana sucks trying to act as a guy -Other than that, the first seasons are kino ---- 183123118 ->>183122856 -Well done fat boy. ---- 183123141 ->>183123112 -it's in ONE episode ---- 183123149 ->>183123112 ->tranny version shows up, tatiana sucks trying to act as a guy -oh, so she plays a ftm perfectly? ---- 183123164 ->>183123112 -i agree that character was dumb, no wonder he was in it for 1 (i hope) ---- 183123183 -For me it's Helena ---- 183123208 ->>183123112 -Lol, she blatantly had no interest in that and put zero effort into it like she normally would ---- 183123215 ->>183123164 -is that the ->I HAVE BECOME LE DEATH -guy? ---- 183123220 ->>183123149 ->oh, so she plays a ftm perfectly? -Yeah she's a really good actress, shame she got shit writers to work with on she-hulk ---- 183123270 ->>183122990 -Yes but you don't immediately see that when it's the same actor playing them, often you just see the actor with some gimmicky costumes. In OB you straight up forget it's the same actor after a while. ---- 183123288 ->>183122968 -Quite a bit, she plays 90% of the cast. ---- 183123318 ->>183123215 -no ---- 183123424 ->me browsing /tv/ on a good board day ---- 183124065 -What's the hook? ---- 183124609 -Tatiana has the best smile. ---- 183124676 ->>183122509 -Yeah but which three? ---- 183124731 ->>183124065 -they are all clones and don't know why they were made also just her acting in general is fun to watch, sometimes she's playing another character as a different character ---- 183125001 ->>183124609 -What's the sauce? I'd make a higher res webm ---- 183125069 ->>183120213 (OP) ---- 183125088 ->>183120213 (OP) -What did she mean by this? ---- 183125184 ->>183123112 -Trannies actually hated that episode ---- 183125198 ->>183125088 ->88 -She's just paying tribute to her German grandparents. ---- 183125277 -Fact. -Helena > Allison > Mika > Sarah > Rachel > Beth > Krystal > Cosima > Katja > Tony ---- 183125283 ->knocks on your door ---- 183125299 ->>183125277 ->Helena and Alison at top -Correct ---- 183125353 ->smol girls -check ->lots of butts -check -Okay you convicted me to check out this show but I'm not putting my hopes up ---- 183125505 -Hullo? ---- 183125680 ->>183125505 -Hi, I'm looking for a quick shag, are you available? ---- 183125780 -What's everyone's thoughts on the upcoming sequel series? -Con: Tat isn't even involved and it has nothing to do with clones -Pro: Keeley Hawes is in it ---- 183125787 ->>183125088 -reference to an episode of Seinfeld where elaine broke a pen you IDIOT ---- 183125861 ->>183125780 -it will likely be shit ---- 183125928 ->>183121575 -He was also the orderly in Ginger Snaps 2 where Maslany played Ghost. A cool little easter egg for the Snaps fans. ---- 183125954 ->>183125780 ->Con: Tat isn't even involved and it has nothing to do with clones -....what the fuck is the point of that then? ---- 183126005 ->>183125928 ---- 183126049 ->>183125780 ->No Tatiana ->No clones -???????? ---- 183126142 ->>183125780 -There's also a new Jurassic Park series, it will feature no dinosaurs and no cloning. There will also be no park, ruined or open. ---- 183126180 ->>183125780 -There's an actual sequel series but it's in audio form -You can listen to it all for free on spotify though ---- 183126210 ->>183126180 -Also said series actually has Tatiana in, she narrates the whole thing -Orphan Black: The Next Chapter ---- 183126508 ->>183125780 -I have liked Krysten Ritter roles in the past.If there are clones shenanigans , she can deliver.She has range from comedy ( The Bitch in Apartment 23) to a cynical more reserved character in Jessica Jones.In real life she seems to be a bubbly cheerful person.Might give it a shot. ---- 183126630 ->>183126508 ->dark hair ->petite body but nice butt ->broad range from comedy to drama ->slightly (but not massively) odd name -They're trying to land on another Tatiana. ---- 183126756 ->>183126728 ->AMOM, TATTY'S SHOWING HER BUTT AGAIN ->That's nice dear ---- 183126869 ->no crazy horny Slav gf ---- 183127486 ->>183127215 ->Tick tick tick Boooooom ->Time bum ---- 183127506 -Pupa? ---- 183128409 -Let's be real though Tatiana looks like she smells weird ---- 183128460 ->>183128294 ->>183128409 -at least here she did i bet ---- 183128485 ->>183128409 -No she doesn't. ---- 183128601 ->>183127506 ->Tatiana also voiced the scorpion, including all its click and chirps ---- 183128682 -for me it's Beth ---- 183128700 ->>183128682 -ew the coalburner one no thanks ---- 183128741 ->>183126728 ->>183126756 ->>183127215 ->>183123183 ->>183122926 ->>183122509 ->>183121177 ---- 183128753 ->>183121605 -Nachito... ---- 183129514 ->>183128569 -imagine the smell ---- 183129520 ->literally gets fucked by Chad ---- 183129831 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkCz_w3hL3k [Embed] ---- 183129973 -kino -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceyLRb9ye9w [Embed] ---- 183130604 ->>183126005 ->very long hair ->very long dark hair ->very long dark hair in pigtails ---- 183131288 -Saw her in a rubbish direct to video sci-fi with Val Kilmer. Super cute. It's funny how many random films and shows she pops up in in the 2000s in small roles, guess she didn't get a mainstream break til Orphan Black. ---- 183131719 ->>183131288 -but why was she only in garbage since, it doesn't make sense..makes me mad ---- 183131835 ->>183131719 -Trollhunters is a good kids show. Also she's doing her Helena voice in it so that's hot. ---- 183131931 ->>183131835 -link to video? ---- 183131933 ->>183131835 -she deserves to be in big movies or shows not shit like that ---- 183131985 ->>183131933 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Tales_of_Arcadia_cast_members -I don't know, it's got a pretty good cast. ---- 183132234 ->>183131835 ->four arms -Hmm ---- 183132586 ->>183131931 -Sorry it's a shipping compilation but it's what was on youtube -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7sgPI4SC7s [Embed] ---- 183133317 ->>183126005 -She looks like 12 here. What is it from? diff --git a/tv/183120218.txt b/tv/183120218.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a119de149a24b5ad45407bb8621e26b75d7dc2df..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183120218.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,105 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183120218 -ITT: brutal moggings ---- 183120262 ->>183120218 (OP) -I'm waiting any day now for toob's name to appear in a crime report about raping someone. ---- 183120281 ->>183120218 (OP) -Woman on the left is a freak and no one will love her, she’s not mogging anyone ---- 183120300 -Why do other actresses even both? I need Christina Hendricks and her distractingly huge tits and ass as every major female character. I want to have a constant boner when watching any movies with female characters. ---- 183120328 ->>183120300 -*bother ---- 183120363 ->>183120218 (OP) ---- 183120645 ->>183120363 -Poonerbros... it's over ---- 183120649 ->>183120262 -why ---- 183120680 ->>183120281 ->woman - ->>183120649 -She already allegedly raped or abused Contrapoints. ---- 183121128 ->>183120300 -Hendriks is so vanilla, she's boring. ---- 183121162 -I like tall girls ---- 183121166 ->>183121091 -Do zoomers really worship that ronald mcdonald coco carrot niggress? ---- 183121186 ->>183120218 (OP) ---- 183121372 ->>183121186 -thick AND pretty, damn...thats not fair ---- 183121556 -Height-mogged as well. ---- 183121577 ->>183120363 -jfc how tall is ellen ---- 183121636 ->>183120363 -Please tell me this is a shop ---- 183121707 ->>183121577 -5,1 or 5,2 ---- 183121771 ->>183120363 -who is normal height? ---- 183122666 ->>183120218 (OP) -My troon detector goes bbrrrr ---- 183122844 ->>183120218 (OP) ---- 183123061 ->>183120363 -brutal ---- 183123134 ->>183120218 (OP) -this nigga got that cro magnon phenotype ---- 183123397 ->>183120363 -It's not shopped: ->Elliot Page height is 5ft ½ in or 153.7 cm tall. D ---- 183123457 ->>183122844 -Daddario is absolutely stunning, man. ---- 183124169 ->>183123397 ->I’m shorter than Ellen -Holy fuck it’s over. ---- 183124228 ->>183122844 ---- 183124235 ->>183120363 -It's shooped but the real one is not flattering either. ---- 183124256 ->>183120363 -transmanlet ---- 183124270 -Now this is a classic. ---- 183125324 ->>183124270 -yeezus, Kit's the king of manlets and he looks like a gigachad compared to Ellen -I should start surrounding myself with trans women to make myself look more manly ---- 183125367 ->>183120218 (OP) ---- 183125420 ->>183124235 -Left guy definitely fucks her ---- 183125528 ->>183120300 -elle every day of the week ---- 183125634 ->>183122844 -jisoo mogs ---- 183125688 ->>183120300 -that skeleton bitch can't stop getting mogged, even by a landwhale diff --git a/tv/183120333.txt b/tv/183120333.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e4f4daa1f6d5491c78bba9680c6aacddd9819061..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183120333.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,90 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183120333 -Sticky powder? Check. Sticky shoes? Check. Sticky gap? Check. - -Time to climb. ---- 183120947 -even with sticky everything I still wouldn't do that -he will slip and die at some point ---- 183121029 -did this guy slap your gf's ass in a club or something? why do you have such a vendetta against some literal fucking who mountain climber? -at least the guy trying to harm david lynch with by thinking badly of him accomplished something ---- 183121069 -I hate these rich white people who have no conflict in real life so do this "extreme" shit ---- 183121115 ->my other stickies have failed ->sticky head activate! ---- 183121153 ->>183121029 ->did this guy slap your gf's ass in a club or something? -Yes and to this day his hand is still stuck to her ass ---- 183121196 ->>183121069 -why would you wish everyone was as stupid as you are? ---- 183121202 ->>183121069 ->ahhh people climbing shit im being oppressed -nigga really ---- 183121245 ->>183120333 (OP) -sticky balls? ---- 183121253 ->>183120333 (OP) -White people be like lemme climb this rock and risk my life for no reason lmao ---- 183122226 ->>183121253 -black people be like lemme spend 80 years locked up in federal prison and then die ---- 183122334 ->>183120333 (OP) -You fags can say what you want but Elliot is passing. ---- 183122458 ->>183120947 -he's retired from freesoloing and actually has a kid with his gf in the documentary. unironically a happy ending, I was relieved. ---- 183122987 ->>183121069 -He lived in his van and got kicked out of the park. ---- 183123089 ->>183121069 -Not every mountain climber is rich, just the famous ones. ---- 183123203 ->>183120333 (OP) -YT people are so fucking goofy looking lmao ---- 183123294 ->>183122458 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyya23MPoAI [Embed] - -He has been doing this shit again just a few months ago? ---- 183123516 ->>183121069 -yeah, it's a surrogate activity for them. ---- 183123666 -have brought this up before but still feel sorry for this guy ->japanese local climbing mt. fuji for the 2nd time ->last time he did it was in summer and this time it's winter ->doesn't have crampons (spikes on boots), gloves or enough clothing in general ->is filming with his free hand instead of with a helmet and talking to stream chat ->he somehow manages to take a wrong turn (left instead of right) heading diagonally off the side instead of up toward the summit on the right ->mt. fuji is a stratovolcano so it's not very steep and he could have been sliding against rock for a while instead of free-falling -RIP -https://youtu.be/CoUJ7mLGFzA [Embed] ---- 183123677 ->>183123294 -Lol, that blonde european dude looks terrified climbing with him. ---- 183124273 ->>183121069 ->he thinks you have to be rich to be a bum living out of a van -look, you can probably work at some grocery store for a few months per year and afford to bum it the rest of the year. ->>183121253 ->he doesn't like to challenge himself in a pleasant outdoors activity -I get it, getting out of bed is all the exercise you need in a day, but you should give it a try some time. Go for a walk, see the sun, maybe even touch some grass? ->>183123516 -welcome to the 21st century. Your neetbucks will keep you alive, and so any hardship is a surrogate activity. Going to live off in the woods is the same cope. ---- 183124423 ->>183123677 -because it's fucked up ---- 183125160 ->>183122226 -lmao we do be like dat doh. what can a nigga do when whitey got his foot all on our neck ---- 183126057 ->>183121069 -at least they'll occasionally die and we get a good laugh, like the into the wild dude diff --git a/tv/183120399.txt b/tv/183120399.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8d4609e66b51cc5aaae8bd8c8523d309e5d9703a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183120399.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,85 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183120399 -Give me recommendations similar to Roadside Picnic. - -I watched Stalker, I even watched those amateur movies based on the Stalker games (Vyohyke and Monolith's Whisper). -I have watched other films that are a little similar to this, like Annihilation, Doomsday and Chernobyl Diaries. -What else is there? - -The one theme that is a must, is: An apocalyptic event occurred but it affect only one area which is sealed off by the military but people still sneak in there for whatever the reason. ---- 183121116 ->>183120399 (OP) -Not much to recommend sadly. -Cube movies, chernobyl series, arrival. -You are somewhat better with games and books of you need more of the "zone" kind of stories ---- 183121354 ->>183120399 (OP) ->An apocalyptic event occurred but it affect only one area which is sealed off by the military but people still sneak in there for whatever the reason. -Shingeki no Kyojin desu - -Serious answer: I don't know any -If you loosen the theme to bounty hunter movies on alien worlds (like Prospect) you might get some more recs ---- 183121854 ->>183121354 -No, it has to be set on present day earth, I want it to feel relatable. The "Zone" is not weird, if everything outside of it is weird too. ---- 183122301 ->>183121854 ->The "Zone" is not weird, if everything outside of it is weird too. -If you won't loosen the theme, then you're stuck with b-grade zombie schlock like army of the dead, girl with all the gifts, and train to busan 2 as far as I know ---- 183122453 ->>183122301 -It really is a very unexplored theme... ---- 183122536 -bump ---- 183122591 -a visitor to a museum ---- 183122652 ->>183122591 -noice ---- 183122745 ->>183120399 (OP) ->Annihilation -I'm afraid this is the closest thing we'll get. It was kino ---- 183122767 ->>183122678 -It's even called "The Zone". -Probably it won't have the weirdness, the supernatural or metaphysical aspect of it. But it should have the desolation at least. ---- 183122769 ->>183120399 (OP) -District 10 is similar (to the book) in its concept. ---- 183122798 ->>183122769 -Did you mean District 9? ---- 183122912 -I've been seeing a lot of oddly deleted posts and dead links the past few hours, what gives? ---- 183123037 ->>183122912 -I decided 'La Zone' didn't fit the criteria beyond surface similarities ---- 183123052 ->>183122798 -Yeah, my bad. Got oldfart brains. ---- 183123377 ->>183123037 -Ok saw a bunch in another thread too and was wondering if there was some new stupid filter or something ---- 183124199 -same with la zona, doesn't really fit but kinda does: ->Andrew Kaulder (Scoot McNairy) is an American photojournalist on assignment in Mexico at a time when working there has become unusually dangerous -- after a NASA space probe crash-landed not far from the American border, alien creatures that made their way into the satellite were released, and have since thrived in Northern Mexico. Now the area is regarded as an "infected zone," where the aliens (who resemble giant squids) have been contained but move about freely, sometimes attacking humans who cross their paths. While working on a project, Kaulder's publisher contacts him to ask a big favor; his daughter Samantha (Whitney Able) has been traveling outside the United States, and would appreciate an escort from Southern Mexico to California. Not wanting to anger his boss, Kaulder agrees and books passage on a ferry that travels through a safe zone. But bad timing, bad luck, and some foolish choices by Kaulder prevent him and Samantha from catching the ship, and now they have to travel through alien territory with the help of some armed guards, hoping to avoid contact with the bloodthirsty creatures. ---- 183125015 -I just went out of the psychward so you a lucky negro - -Delicatessen (1991) ---- 183125164 ->>183125015 - -I wanted to tell you about another french movie but I cant recall the name its about a butcher going on ruin and losing his shit I know it isn-t the butcher from 70-s its from much more forward. - -It had a distinctive feature which were like crazy zoom ins on the butcher dude and then changing the scene to something else. - -fucking SSRIs cant remember the name for the life of me. ---- 183125358 ->>183125164 -Chat gpt says Meat 2017 ---- 183125450 ->>183125358 ->>183120399 (OP) -It also gave a bunch of suggestions for you but most are only tangentially related like >>183124199 diff --git a/tv/183120420.txt b/tv/183120420.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 137e99454283e2015332b336fc6b214cb20cbd97..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183120420.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,119 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183120420 -It aint much, but its a living. ---- 183120483 ->>183120420 (OP) -Just keep grinding, Hector.God bless ---- 183120574 -Based working actor. ---- 183120616 ->>183120420 (OP) -He also played Hector in Veronica Mars ---- 183120728 ->>183120483 -gracias, esse ---- 183120793 ->>183120420 (OP) -What's the actors name? ---- 183120814 ->>183120420 (OP) -You may know him as Hector, but to me he will always be the monkey-up-the-arse guy ---- 183120888 ->>183120793 -legally changed it to "Guy P. Hector" ---- 183120914 ->>183120420 (OP) -I met him once at the Arclight in LA. Total jackass. ---- 183121148 ->>183120914 -Hector don't hang with no chuds, son. ---- 183121233 ->>183120914 -No you didn't white boi ---- 183121281 ->>183121233 ->>183121148 -You guys know he is Italian, right? ---- 183121439 ->>183120420 (OP) -The token latino ---- 183121501 ->>183120420 (OP) -Image is fake he's only been hector 8 times and a few of those were the same movie franchise ---- 183121721 ->>183121281 -uh uhm.... o-of course i knew that. i was just being ironic. do you think i'm some kind of idiot? ---- 183121726 ->>183120420 (OP) -It's in his contract. He has to play a character called 'Hector' ---- 183122080 ->>183120420 (OP) -He played Moreno in Training Day ---- 183122108 ->>183122080 -Hector Moreno ---- 183122118 ->>183122108 -lol ---- 183122128 -He’s playing Hannibal Hector in the beaner version of Silence of the Lambs ---- 183122158 ->>183121721 -No. Quit talking all cute n shit. You sound like a fag who wants his ass plowed. ---- 183122179 ->>183120536 -kek ---- 183122684 ->>183120793 -Hector Hectorez Hectorino ---- 183123076 -hell soon be breaking new ground by playing a transcharacter called ACKtor. ---- 183123182 ->>183120420 (OP) -Honestly it's probably a sweet gig to be known for bit roles. Steady work, don't have to do too much. ---- 183123313 ->>183120420 (OP) ---- 183123381 -What's next for the Hectorverse? ---- 183123443 ->>183123182 -its a good compromise yeah and im guessing the pay is still really good, probably like upper middleclass level tier. ---- 183123484 ->>183123381 -Hectoring putos ->verification not required ---- 183123494 ->>183120574 -More like working hector ---- 183123896 ->>183123494 -I should feel bad for laughing but I don't. ---- 183124130 ->we need a mexican thug with baggy pants and shirt ---- 183124201 ->>183124130 ->He's already on set drinking a Jarritos sir ---- 183124223 -when will they officially establish the Hector Cinematic Universe? ---- 183124335 ->>183120420 (OP) -People dont want to accept it but this guy is the kinoest actor along with julia roberts brother. The cholo stereotype always entertains me. ---- 183124342 ->>183121281 -Wow what an actor! ---- 183124382 ->>183120536 ---- 183124565 -hector, more like hector ---- 183124825 ->>183122684 ->not the heckin' Hector Hectorez Hectorino! ---- 183125151 ->>183124342 -lol ---- 183125208 ->>183120814 -who was also named hector ---- 183125236 ->>183123494 -Lmaoaoaoao diff --git a/tv/183120764.txt b/tv/183120764.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 400ba6b2e33b8fe287a480c74138d61e54327de9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183120764.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,140 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183120764 ->make a career off of showing her feet to danny boy and playing in a Nickelodeon original ->does a shitty spin off that goes nowhere ->disappear off the face of the fucking earth for years - ->out of nowhere release an autobiographical account where you bitch and moan about how you hated being on the show that made you famous ->complain about your mom and family and the millions of dollars you made ->avoid questions in interviews about the shit that made you famous in the first place ->actively trying to write a screenplay about your life as if anyone is going to give a fuck ->30 years old btw - -Is this bitch serious? Who is actively a fan of Sam from icarly? Her shit shes trying to write is DOA if ive ever seen it. I would feel bad for the Schneider ass raping if she wasnt so annoying. ---- 183120827 ->>183120764 (OP) ->30 ->looks like a 60 year old retired actress pursuing virtue signaling philanthropy ---- 183120876 ->>183120827 -She hit the wall at 18 what do you expect ---- 183120893 -zoomers are nostalgic for iCarly ---- 183120896 ->>183120764 (OP) -She didn't make millions. Her mom stole it. ---- 183121028 ->>183120764 (OP) ->mother dies ->tell horrible lies about her ->still broke -HILARIOUS ---- 183121059 -dan did a good job with that one ---- 183122360 ->Mom makes sure you're not being molested by Hollywood kikes ->You blame your mother for everything, spit on her grave, and protect the Hollywood kikes -There's a special place in hell for this roastie. ---- 183122489 ->>183120764 (OP) ->hits the wall at age 15 ->mom is aware of this so encourages her to stay slightly chubby to prolong the obvious well and to rely on her cow tits as an attraction ->reeee no moooom I wanna be anoerxic reeeee - -She's her own worst enemy ->b-b-but her mom was meannnnn ->not one person ever fucking backed up any of her stories, from literlly refusing to allow her be on set without her mom present to showering her after every day of filming - -It's just one foid's fucking retarded fantasy ---- 183123030 ->>183120893 -I'm a zoolennial and I couldn't enjoy that show like Drake and Josh. It felt too rapey. ---- 183123338 ->>183120764 (OP) -Thanks for protecting our hero, Jenette. I always knew he was just a genious with bad temper, not a pedo. God bless you! ---- 183123392 ->>183122489 ->hits the wall -Meanwhile, Miranda found the fountain of eternal youth hahaha ---- 183123434 ->>183120893 -im 30 ---- 183123580 -She's the epitome of "boring basic American white girl with no talent gets cast in a kids show and inflates her ego only for it to be crushed when she realizes no one liked her and everyone loved her more beloved co-star" ---- 183123790 ->>183120764 (OP) - -Child Actors deserve to be exploited by artistic directors in pursuit of their vision. ---- 183124847 ->>183123392 -Is Dan still licking her feet? ---- 183124941 ->>183120764 (OP) ->>183120827 ->>183122489 ->>183123580 -Why are her tits so saggy ---- 183125203 ->>183124941 -she never really wore a bra -apparently she's austic and they irriate her -you can see it from the bikini pictures of her when she was a chubby girl ---- 183125217 ->>183120764 (OP) -this relationship ruined her career -no movies, no shows -wasn't invited to the revival - -nothing. hope it was worth it jen. ---- 183125273 ->>183120764 (OP) -wasn't she on In Living Color? -Would ---- 183125279 ->>183120764 (OP) ->Jennette McCurdy - -i never had a thing for her but now she's older and lost the baby fat in her fat she's quite attractive -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGbRY3wVAu8 [Embed] -beautiful teeth and gums ---- 183125416 ->>183123580 -imagine being a footfag when you have access to this ---- 183125541 ->>183125217 -THIS. She used to be my waifu. Disgusting coalburner. ---- 183125594 ->>183125217 -At least she never fucked a room full of old jews to get shitty roles at NBC like Miranda lol. ---- 183125632 ->>183125203 -What pictures ---- 183125752 ->>183125632 -beach ones -she was wearing a bikini too small for her -she clearly had no idea how to actually get fitted ---- 183125897 ->>183125752 -Ok so let’s see them ---- 183125940 ->>183124847 -I wish I was, nigga! ---- 183126006 ->>183123392 -More like fountain of botox ---- 183126064 ->>183125217 ->the sideways hat -hahahahah oh jeez. I understand "wanting to fit in" but have at least a single drop of self respect ---- 183126129 -I like her a lot. Her story of how she left Hollywood is similar to how I left my old life behind. She talked about it on podcast episodes with a couple of fags that call themselves The Minimalists. Haven't read her book yet, but I will. I look forward to seeing what she will do in the future. ---- 183126131 ->>183125594 -Shut up, fag. Miranda is pure. Miranda is love. ---- 183126167 ->>183125940 -Dan, are you, you are? When are you going to share your feet collection with us, poor plebs? ---- 183126202 ->>183126129 -dangerously based damaged goods anon diff --git a/tv/183121022.txt b/tv/183121022.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a1a9a859e66e18e3acf31eccdb16e9d66c9f498c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121022.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,88 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121022 ->The Sandman -Putting aside controversial race and gender reversals, how in the FUCK did they cast such a charisma vacuum for a lead? He even does the broody goth voice for a complete package. ---- 183121047 ->>183121022 (OP) -Brehs, how come he didn’t take off as the next “literally me” character? ---- 183121071 -don’t support kike media ---- 183121084 ->>183121047 -because the only people that watched this are trannies like OP ---- 183121170 ->>183121084 -It's not a bad show, but dull parts really stand out. They also didn't need idiotic changes when just faithfully adapting the source material would've already pissed off the very same people. ---- 183121382 -They should have had his hair change wildly from moment to moment like in the comics. ---- 183121723 ->>183121170 -Is Death the only decent Endless? All others range from fuckups to just ambivalent. ---- 183121956 ->>183121047 -Dream isn't a very sympathetic character early on. He's a cunt, and often to decent people. ---- 183122452 ->>183121723 -isn't that the point? the others are so removed from humans they can't help but not care about them ---- 183122482 -i read the comic spoilers -are they really gonna kill and replace Dream at the end with a new incarnation? seems pretty dumb ---- 183122575 ->>183121022 (OP) -It's especially egregious considering what a charmer Thomas Hade Church was. ---- 183122667 ->>183122482 -I mean he did it to himself but yeah. It’s kinda cool how it all goes down. ---- 183122744 ->>183122482 ->i read the comic -The entire plot of the comic is Dream setting up his own suicide/replacement ---- 183122799 ->>183122744 -He read the spoilers. As most people do he's just skimming the wiki. ---- 183122910 ->>183121022 (OP) -Should have made him more spooky like the comic, like he appeared to the writer in the Calliope episode. ---- 183122965 ->>183121170 -that smug cunt ---- 183123330 ->>183121022 (OP) ->how in the FUCK did they cast such a charisma vacuum for a lead? -thats exactly what Dream should be ---- 183123515 ->>183121071 -gayman is my favourite fairytale writer. ---- 183123629 ->>183122799 -yes i am a wiki chad ->>183122744 -didn't really feel that in S1 ---- 183124441 ->gf loves and is obsessed with the sandman comics ->have a weird hunch it's gonna suck ->convinces me anyway ->make it 3 episodes ->femme constantine shows up (didn't know that was coming, plus he's my fav character in general) ->keep my composure, though horribly irritated ->gf notices ->episode wraps up ->she apologizes on how lame everything was and suggested we move to Boardwalk Empire instead - -So glad I jumped off when I did. I legit fell asleep like 4 different times throughout the 3 eps I watched. ---- 183124591 ->>183124441 -your gf is a man ---- 183124701 ->>183124441 -the source material is either the #1 or #2 comic of all time -the show was half-assed except for the cereal convention and the hob gadling ep ---- 183125973 -Is the show really that bad -t. havent read the comics ---- 183126109 ->>183124441 -Do you agree that the Keanu Reeves adaptation is one of the best reimagining of Hellblazer? ---- 183126198 ->>183122482 -Don't break the rules. Simple as. diff --git a/tv/183121194.txt b/tv/183121194.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9c772d79a1a2e9c33608853b13fbb7eabc95124e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121194.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,378 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121325 ->>183121194 (OP) ->gas company digs a giant fucking hole in the middle of the road, completes their work, leaves the site for weeks and goes "uhhhh we might fill it later I guess" ->doing the job quickly and making a political point that it's not right to do this is somehow getting owned -very normal, well-functioning country ---- 183121397 ->>183121194 (OP) -He’s senile now, about that age ---- 183121448 -California is notorious for lazy city works AND will cite you if you dare do it yourself - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNPpS3mYKiY&ab_channel=FOX5SanDiego [Embed] ---- 183121513 ->>183121448 -California is a liberal utopia. ---- 183121557 ->>183121448 -lel. Send his ass to jail. ---- 183121595 ->>183121194 (OP) -you will suffer for your sins arnold ---- 183121624 -Wtf is a "service trench" and why is it in the middle of the road? ---- 183121670 ->>183121194 (OP) ---- 183121699 ->>183121448 -how the fuck would anyone notice this lol ---- 183121753 ->>183121624 -It’s a trench for services ---- 183121758 ->>183121448 -Lock this monster up ---- 183121785 ->>183121624 -is a trench for ww3 ---- 183121790 -Can any older anons explain to me why they worshipped this cuck faggots as if he was the pinnacle of manhood? ---- 183121831 ->>183121448 -They get at mad for people doing things like this because it makes local government “look bad” but they’ll applaud somebody painting BLM on the street without permission (and arrest people painting over it for hate crimes). ---- 183121847 ->>183121790 -because he lifted heavy pieces of metal ---- 183121880 ->>183121448 -oy vey you need da permit for dat goy! ---- 183121953 ->>183121624 -I think it’s in case Russia attacks and we might need trenches. Alternatively though it could also just be lazy beaner construction workers in California who didn’t wanna repair shit. ---- 183121975 ->>183121194 (OP) -commiefornians call pot holes glorious revolutionary service trenches ---- 183121977 ->>183121194 (OP) -I need to get the fuck out of this dogshit doomed state. Fuck this place ---- 183122011 ->>183121325 ->well-functioning country ->California ---- 183122031 -I like Tom Platz more anyway, even if he didnt star in Predator (the greatest film ever made) ---- 183122048 ->>183121977 -Don't move to Texas it's a shit hole. Move somewhere nice like Biloxi. ---- 183122087 ->>183121448 -lmao ---- 183122116 ->>183121624 -Utility crews will dig out a portion of the road to access whatever they are trying to fix (sewer lines, water lines, etc). Typically, they will dig the hole first, wait a bit, do the work and then only come back much much later to fix the road. ---- 183122175 -He was a fucking asshole for making that video in the first fucking place the nerve of that old fucking cunt ->oh you gotsta do it yourself! Agh! -As if those millionaire faggots on that road are deserving of immediate preferential treatment. It never occurred to this dumb faggot that there’s shit all over they’ve got to fix and maybe they don’t have time to go immediately placate him? All celebrities should be forcibly held down and have their tongues cut out. ---- 183122194 ->>183121448 -WHAT A FUCKING CHUD! ---- 183122328 ->>183122175 ->It never occurred to this dumb faggot that there’s shit all over they’ve got to fix and maybe they don’t have time -Have you ever seen city workers? They definitely have time. ---- 183122348 ->>183121977 -I wonder what Cali is gonna be like in 10 years now that they finally raised the interest rates, those tech companies that make up 95% of the state's economy are gonna be in a tough spot, definitely won't be capable of the infinite growth anymore without the requisite infinite free government money. -If sanity ever does return to the US economy where actual productive enterprises are the backbone instead of speculation over tech companies that don't make a profit Cali could very well collapse catastrophically under the massive weight of all their commitments signed in the tech bubble era. Even more likely if there is a hostile Republican federal government in power when they really start to feel the pressure. ---- 183122478 ->>183122348 -Its already collapsing in real time ---- 183122484 ->>183121513 -California sucks SO MUCH that people spend millions of dollars a year just to live there! -Take that California! ---- 183122581 ->>183122484 -Dont even try to defend this state you brain broken cuck. ---- 183122587 ->>183122348 -The cities going full Detroit and bottoming out for a few decades could literally only be an improvement, if it happened there it can happen to San Fran or LA. ---- 183122632 -I work as a service tech. Does Arnold hate me? ---- 183122665 ->>183122632 -Are you vaxx'd? ---- 183122710 ->>183122632 -He’s just a famous person so the world revolves around him. If he calls and a team of people don’t show up to immediately solve his problem for him it upsets his fragile baby ego. So if he ever need your services he’s hate you but otherwise you’re not real to him. ---- 183122724 ->>183121448 - -lol ---- 183122825 ->>183122632 -Depends. Explain why this thing happened the way it did ---- 183122884 ->>183121513 -whats a conservative utopia? west virginia where everyone fucks their 12 year old cousin and shoots anything else? ---- 183122901 -Remember that time Japan fixed a completely caved in multiple lane road in a couple of days. ---- 183122961 ->>183121624 ->"service trench" - -that's what they used to call actresses in Hollywood. ---- 183122969 ->>183121953 -Hope this is bait and you're not this fucking stupid. Actually demoralizing knowing the next generation thinks like you ---- 183123015 ->>183122901 -kinda like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOE0rcKDC0 [Embed] ---- 183123206 ->>183122969 ->Actually demoralizing knowing the next generation thinks like you - -its been over for a long time ---- 183123305 ->>183122884 ->whats a conservative utopia? -California prior to the 90s amnesty of illegal immigrants. ---- 183123365 ->>183121448 ->white man taking initiative to fix his community -uhh is this allowed?? ---- 183123421 ->>183121624 -When they connect a water line to a house, the water lines are under the asphalt so they have to open up the asphalt to connect it to your tap. This can be done with other service lines like electricity (some are underground), Internet/Fiber, Gas, etc. -You ever drive over a road and see one of these metal sheets? It means they are working one of the pipes, service lines tend to be much much smaller thou. ---- 183123441 ->>183121194 (OP) -KWAB ---- 183123518 ->>183122969 ->Hope this is bait -What do you think, you fucking retard? ---- 183123530 ->>183121448 -He deserves the death penalty ---- 183123532 ->>183122348 -Are you under some sort of impression there was ever a recent time where California was not an industry/GDP leader state in the USA? When was this time? 90s 80s 70s? ---- 183123553 ->>183122969 ->Actually demoralizing knowing the next generation thinks like you ->muhlennials were so much better than da ZOOMERS ---- 183123598 ->>183121194 (OP) -Lots of service trenches in California. LA might be the biggest one. ---- 183123657 ->What does my wife think about service trenches? ---- 183123675 ->>183121325 ->>183121448 ->vote to suck government's cock ->shocked when government won't let them do basic shit - -And then off to Texas to vote for exactly the same shit! ---- 183123721 ->>183123305 -Yeah people tend to forget that Cali was solidly red before Reagan shat it up with the amnesty. -All the Silicon Valley people were military contractors and stuffy enough that every big company had their own de-facto uniforms. ---- 183123814 ->>183121670 -Well, that's something, but his screw your freedom comment were uttered in fear, nowhere near as bad as his vegan documentary. ---- 183124064 ->>183123721 -There's a reason the best Universities that are not the traditional elite Ivy League are in California. And it's not because the state was ever a typical red anti-social investment anti-education Republican land. It's been long term investing in the future a la a socialist/leftist mentality since the 1900s. ---- 183124113 ->>183124064 ->good universities = leftist idea ---- 183124143 ->>183121448 ->san diego -of course. ---- 183124222 ->>183124064 -Universities were at their best when the average nu-californian weren't even allowed into them. ---- 183124243 ->>183121670 -No, fuck this. He caved at the most pivotal moment, dont try to walk it back now when everybody sees what bullshit this all has been. - -A man with beyond fuck you money and when it matters the most he still caves. I honestly thought he was smarter and had more backbone than this. ---- 183124304 ->>183121624 -They're trying to save face ---- 183124379 ->>183121448 ->the aggressively Jewish goblin at 2:00 seething that someone improved their community out of their own pocket -Kek, you can’t make this shit up. Why are they like this? ---- 183124412 ->>183124064 ->ivy league ->californian uni education -Neither are honestly that spectacular anymore. Sort of like Google they have taken to buying people/tech rather than actually educating people much or making something themselves. -If you make something interesting don't be surprised if you get scouted for a honorary degree offer at MIT or one of the Ivy's but expect to have to sign-off effectively giving your tech to them in exchange. -Most of their stuff is online now too so it's easy to compare. As a CS fag I think the only uni that seems to have something going for them in terms of pure education alone is Carnegie Mellon. ---- 183124419 ->>183122484 -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Stop living in the 80's. Californians are moving at record rates to republican states lmfao ---- 183124434 ->>183124113 -Yes. Obsession with universal education is like even one of the hallmarks of Communism. You need a mentality of "we need to tax and spend to invest in the social capital of the future rather than profits now. Land needs to be used for the people." - -The public UC system that gave us schools like UC Berkeley or UCLA would not have happened in Kansas or Idaho. Why do you think there are so few famous schools in traditional conservative areas / Red States? ---- 183124551 ->>183124434 ->we need to tax and spend -Most universities came out of businessmen though? ---- 183124553 ->>183124379 -the real question is why do the rest of us put up with them? ---- 183124566 ->>183124434 ->Obsession with universal education -What does that have to do with the heritage of elite universities? Historically, they'd basically always been the preserve of the elite. And they still are, really, don't fool yourself. -And you're totally disregarding the history of European universities, Oxford, Cambridge, Bologna, St Andrews etc, all have history going back to the medieval period, when 'socialism' didn't even exist as a defined concept. ---- 183124590 ->>183124434 -And every Nazi drank water. Doesn't mean we're taking from tankie gulag retards because we care about education. ---- 183124633 ->>183124243 -If you know anything about Arnold, you know he's always been a power-hungry sociopath who will do or say anything it takes to elevate his status ---- 183124741 ->>183124434 -What are you on about. Universities used to be religious institutions first, then went in for the math and classics crowd. -They were conservative alternatively conservative-liberal up until the 20th century and minorities like jews weren't even allowed up until recently. -We even have direct quotes from the 1920s from the then softened attitude of the Ivy unis who had started accepting some minorities. Yale said quote "Never admit more than five Jews, take only two Italian Catholics, and take no blacks at all." ---- 183124817 ->>183121448 -That's gentrification chud let the urban YouTube express themselves with street art graphiti ---- 183124863 ->>183124817 -*Youths* ---- 183124919 ->>183122884 ->YOU WILL ONLY HAVE SEX WITH 40 YEAR OLD WOMEN OF ANOTHER RACE THEN YOURS AND YOU WILL NOT SHOOT NIGGER CRIMINALS CHUD ---- 183124925 ->>183122961 -this needs some more attention. it also explains why that homewrecker arnold was so quick to fill it. ---- 183124973 ->>183122884 -Any one of the many republican states Californians are moving to en masse lmfao -Also Florida ---- 183125014 ->>183124551 -I specifically mentioned the UC system. - ->The University of California (UC) is a public land-grant research university system in the U.S. state of California. The system is composed of its ten campuses at Berkeley, Davis, Irvine, Los Angeles, Merced, Riverside, San Diego, San Francisco, Santa Barbara, and Santa Cruz, along with numerous research centers and academic abroad centers.[5] The system is the state's land-grant university. - ->The University of California began on March 23, 1868, when California Gov. Henry Haight signed the Organic Act, setting in motion the audacious idea that California should have a great public university - ->The aim: create state-run universities that would educate the wealthy and low-income alike, so that everyone could benefit. - ->The idea was revolutionary at the time. - ->The Morrill Act’s proponents believed that democracy required an educated populace, - -The sort of thing certain people would scream about today. A century later UCLA is a roaring success and certain people are trying to take credit for a good idea that wasn't always so popular while trying to sabotage the spirit of it. In other words, learn nothing. If only we could be more like fucking Kansas that doesn't do evil socialist shit like this. ---- 183125016 ->>183122961 ->>183124925 -Okay fuck you I laughed ---- 183125221 ->>183124243 -This. It's not about payback or revenge for me or whatever you want to call it. If you want to tell a person's true character, see how they handle adversity. It's easy to be nice and kind and happy when everything's going your way. And all the people who thought they had to push and force others to do what they thought was right in a world emergency showed the worst character possible. It's nothing they can apologize for, because it's who they are at their core. Their true colors so to speak. I don't hate them but i don't trust them and don't want anything to do with them. ---- 183125276 ->>183125014 -This kind of thing only works in a homogeneous society, which we no longer are. - ->1868 - -Exactly. ---- 183125310 ->>183123814 -the vegans are right and it's gonna take another 100 years for you donkeys to realize it assuming we last that long ---- 183125351 ->>183125276 -Yeah? Maybe that's what did California in. Not everything else people bitch about. ---- 183125469 ->>183121448 -There are retarded people everywhere but in California I guess they give the retards authoritative rule. -Personally, I find it a questionable system. ---- 183125479 ->>183125351 -nayrt but everything else followed from that though. -non-homogeneity means politics just turns into the most naked short-term ethnochauvinistic resource-grabbing. ---- 183125508 ->>183125276 ->homogeneous society ->california ->1868 ---- 183125521 ->>183125310 -ROFL ---- 183125549 ->>183121325 -Can any Califags confirm if this is kind of Arnold's fault, like these are policies he supported while Governor? ---- 183125596 ->>183122884 -Yes ---- 183125605 ->>183121448 ->oy vey, you owe us 6 million shekels for not getting a permit ---- 183125638 ->>183121595 -Under-rated post ---- 183125719 ->>183124379 ->Why are they like this? - -read Revelation 2:9 ---- 183125720 ->>183122884 -Remind me again how many people are moving to Florida? ---- 183125730 ->>183125508 -I went and looked it up. -323,177 Whites. -4086 "Free coloreds". -34,933 Asiatics -17,798 Indians (Native Americans) -More than 85% White during a time when definitions were stricter. ---- 183125756 ->whats a conservative utopia? west virginia where everyone fucks their 12 year old cousin and shoots anything else? ---- 183125798 ->>183122484 ->liberals are so dumb they don't even follow their own arguments to their logical conclusion -How many people live in India, anon? Why aren't you living there? Sorry, you basically already live in India with all the feces on the street. Enjoy your utopia! ---- 183125842 ->>183125549 -He’s mainly known for getting fucking nothing done because he vetoed anything the psychotic legislature proposed and vice versa -Who you’re thinking of would probably be Brown. Not much time to focus on infrastructure repairs when you’re busy “building” (read: the usual kickback scheme where nothing gets done) a train between Bakersfield and Modesto and shilling it as the future of SF/LA travel ---- 183125844 ->>183122884 ->where everyone fucks their 12 year old -That's Scott Weiner though, the San Francisco lawmaker. ---- 183125881 ->>183121194 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsETTn7DehI [Embed] ---- 183126047 ->>183122328 ->Have you ever seen city workers? They definitely have time. -my brother is a road crew foreman for a major utility, he tells me he could dig, install and repave at least 200ft a day if they didnt have to jump thru so many hoops. He says he is lucky to get 20-40ft done a day because of bureaucracy. ---- 183126066 ->>183125730 -Now do the same but break down the "whites" category into a meaningful distinction like cultural background. A white population that is comprised of the Irish, German, English, Italian, etc is not homogenous. Different cultures, different religions, different values. ---- 183126150 ->>183122328 ->>183126047 -They do that on purpose, otherwise their funding would be decreased. ---- 183126190 ->>183126047 -I remember hearing that high speed rail project in california has had workers idle more than 80% of the logged man hours due to political and union bullshitting, no surprise that it's like 5x over budget before reaching even halfway complete ---- 183126268 ->>183126066 ->n-no see "white" means what I want i to mean so I don't need a counterargument! -funny how laws in Cali had explicit racism against POCs but nothing for the not!whites, wonder why haha diff --git a/tv/183121263.txt b/tv/183121263.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9f640a54bc12e70a438da1f85e9634958fa3a614..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121263.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,103 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121263 -why is coming to HBO? does that mean it will not be for kids? will we get to see the masturbation circles rowling mentioned? ---- 183121551 -In the HP universe everyone will try polyjuice potion to see what its like to have bepis/bagin ---- 183121563 ->The live-action series, based on all seven books in the series published between 1997 and 2007, will become a “decade-long series produced with the same epic craft, love and care this global franchise is known for”, according to a statement from the newly branded Max. “The series will feature a new cast to lead a new generation of fandom, full of the fantastic detail, much-loved characters and dramatic locations that Harry Potter fans have loved for over 25 years.” - ->“Each season will be authentic to the original books and bring Harry Potter and these incredible adventures to new audiences around the world, while the original, classic and beloved films will remain at the core of the franchise and available to watch globally.” - ->Rowling will executive-produce the series, alongside Neil Blair and Ruth Kenley-Letts. David Heyman, who executive-produced all eight of the Harry Potter feature films (released between 2001 and 2011), is also in talks to executive-produce. ---- 183121692 -old pottermore art was cool ---- 183122183 -how is /tv/ not hyped about this? imagine all the new reasons you'll have to whine about blacks in your tv shows. ---- 183122229 ->>183121263 (OP) -My Hopes and wants: ->hot ginny. ->adam driver is snivellus ->snape is genuine incel schizo prodigy, not a soft spoken shakespeareian actor. ->have uncle vernon fire someone from grunnings at the start of each season. ->peeves. ->mrs. Fig annoying harry with pictured of her dead cats. ->hermione had buck teeth and swirly hair. ->ron is a true bro like in the books and genuinely funny. ->wizard chess is more about telleing your retarded figurines to follow orders than magnus carlsen autism. ->Harry is a moron like in the books and needs his friends until season 6 to carry his dumb ass. ->female draco and cho chang is just background noise. Swap goblet of fire/order of phoenix romance with tragic forbidden love of harry and fem draco. ->moody is himself in goblet, barty crouch is impersonating his dad, tricking everyone and throwing the audience off guard. He still does the portkey garbage and had moody seethe. - -What we'll get: ->sheboon hermione because current year. ->ron is dum. ->harry is recast twice because because the poor kids playing him have british genes and suffer from eating disorders. ->vernon is petunia amd a house husband, petunia is a girlboss and black. ->dudley is played by a chinese non binary xir. ->dumbledoreis transgay. ->voldemort is played by a putin double and goes on rants about mudbloods for entire episodes. ->malfoy gets kicked in his nuts each season. ->neville does not redeem himself and just stays an idiot that wets himself. ->in season 7 an actress that looks like jk rowling is brutally raped and murdered by fenrir greyback for 60 minutes. Episode and fenrir greyvack get golden globes. ---- 183122231 ->>183122183 -At least there wont be any trannies lmao ---- 183122326 ->>183122229 ->in season 7 an actress that looks like jk rowling is brutally raped and murdered by fenrir greyback for 60 minutes. Episode and fenrir greyvack get golden globes. ---- 183122393 ->>183122183 -I'm hype for book accurate Ron and Ginny ---- 183122423 ->>183122393 -book ginny is a terrible character who needs to be completely rewritten. book ron is cool though ---- 183122450 ->>183121563 -This will be an unwatchable disaster ---- 183122462 -What role will Zendaya inevitably get? ---- 183122513 ->>183122183 -Yet you are somehow even more whiny ---- 183122567 ->>183122231 -there will be one tranny ---- 183123140 ->>183122462 -fleur ---- 183123604 -can't wait for the scene where percy tells ron he can't go to girls bathroom ---- 183124414 ->>183121692 ---- 183124589 ->nigger hermione ->Asian ron with bright pink hair ->ginny will be Indian -yeah it’s going to be shit ---- 183125009 ->>183124589 -most likely harry and weaslys stay white but hermione will be black. but then again rowling the nr 1 nazi is involved so maybe they will all be white ---- 183125064 ->>183125009 -hermione will be while but the wealseys will all be pakis ---- 183125226 ->>183125064 ->defining character trait is being poor ->make them brown ---- 183125269 ->>183121263 (OP) -has anyone made a woke moments bingo for this yet? -I want it ---- 183125407 ->>183122229 -I've always thought a series format would do wonders to the books, but in this current year I know we will only get a generic diversity/inclusion show that will fix all problematic aspects of the source material ---- 183125827 -book scenes that didnt make it to movies you are most excited to see - ->Hagrid was out in the forbidden forest in the dead of night, he couldn't sleep for Fang had been plagued with a bad cold and was snoring abnormally loud, even for him. ->Hagrid swaggered over to his favorite thinking stump, he had lost his virginity on this very stump to a local centaur all those years ago, a small smile curled on his face as he started drawing circles in the dirt with a large branch. ->"I could totally fit this up my ass" he thought to himself, wondering briefly about all of the various juicy branches he had left strewn around the forest floor. He was grateful to Dumbledore who had told the students not to venture into his vast outdoor playground under the guise of it being "dangerous". Hagrid chuckled, what a man Dumbledore, he had never seen such a scrawny man with such large and lanky nipples. He sighed. ->"Looks like it's just you and me tonight, branchy." he muttered as he reached to undo his buttons. It was time for Hagrid to perform the darkest of muggle magics, Recto Locomoto was a spell only Hagrid knew, its magic different from normal spells. Only a half-giant with a heart of gold could enjoy the brown-town jousting without any lasting damage. His muggle tunnel calloused and fortified by years of "love" and "self-care". ---- 183125975 ->And I said to HBO, seven seasons commitment is a very ambitious idea. And considering we will be casting preteen actors, it's an extremely ambitious idea. diff --git a/tv/183121286.txt b/tv/183121286.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 42c851084774528d0bb2ea02625f8d948999bbbd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121286.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,106 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121286 -Would it work? ---- 183121322 ->>183121286 (OP) -Jesus wasn't born year 0. He died year 0. ---- 183121323 ->>183121286 (OP) -No because there's zero. Also why would you go to Solar solstice back then? ---- 183121346 -You would have already travelled to the past and done whatever it is you were going to do so time travel is redundant. ---- 183121384 ->>183121346 -Not in BTTF rules ---- 183121415 ->>183121322 -He died in 33 AD ---- 183121426 ->>183121286 (OP) -Is that actually the date though? It never shifted like the year or the day or something? Also he said this before the car could fly so really how would he have travelled to bethlehem from north America with no roads. ---- 183121427 ->>183121286 (OP) -to remember my brother's birthday? of course ---- 183121430 ->>183121384 -BTTF does indeed rule ---- 183121472 ->>183121427 -Are you me? ---- 183121477 ->>183121426 -Even when the car flew its max speed was under 100 mph, it would take forever to fly to Bethlehem at those speeds. ---- 183121489 ->>183121322 -Jesus was borin in 4BC, around middle of April. That's what they estimated based on star coniunction described in the bible. The most probable date is 17th April 4BC. ---- 183121531 ->>183121415 ->he ---- 183121540 ->>183121489 -LOL retards, didn't they know the date? ---- 183121569 ->>183121426 ->Is that actually the date though? -Nope. It's solar solstice and early christians merged pagan holidays. - -The eal date is probably 16th of April because that's how all signs suggest. Also year is wrong, because there was confusion of using 2 calendars. There are 5 missing years. So it's 4th BC (4 years and year 0 which is 5th) ---- 183121579 ->>183121489 -only technically though, it should be 1 AD ---- 183121638 ->>183121540 -Translation error coming from confusing Gregorian calendar and Juliean. ---- 183121725 ->>183121286 (OP) ->mfw im watching these movies and they are in a stressful situation and need to hurry up ---- 183121756 ->>183121286 (OP) -It also needed to precisely determine the location of planet earth at that time, as the solar system is not stationary. ---- 183121839 ->>183121322 -It's BC not BCD ---- 183121896 ->>183121286 (OP) -No, there is no year 0. ---- 183121920 ->>183121489 -oh shit. that's today -happy birthday baby jesus ---- 183122212 -MARTY, WE NEED TO STOP THAT STUPID APE FROM GETTING KILLED ---- 183123058 ->>183121430 -You sir are so very based. -I wish the best things happen to you and all of your loved ones. -I hope you have ---- 183123150 ->>183121920 -Sweet birthday is sweet! -Here is an extra (you)>>183121920 ->>183121920 ->>183121920 ->>183121920 ->>183121920 ---- 183123783 ->>183121322 -There is very little evidence that Jesus existed at all. ---- 183123878 ->>183123783 -based retard ---- 183123961 ->>183123783 -theres a lot of evidence. many scientists agree about his existence but that doesnt mean he was some galactic wizard added to the bible by later authors. just a very wise guy who reformed religion. then in later era they added supernatural bullshit ---- 183124050 ->>183123783 -i believe he existed and that his influence is good, but i would need to see proof of his miracles and whatnot to truly believe in anything divine. i want to, but i can't as things currently are. ---- 183124730 ->>183123783 ---- 183124895 ->>183121286 (OP) -It would work because the machine doesn't know about human conventions and calendar changes. It probably just substracts the days and goes to that date, although that is not the day you probably wanted, since as some anons have noted there are some missing years and mismatches ---- 183124967 ->>183121489 -Merry Christmas anons ---- 183126043 ->>183121286 (OP) diff --git a/tv/183121350.txt b/tv/183121350.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 20f6acc6a0841b12f8baacbf29bd9fc3510da2e7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121350.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,106 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121350 -Why didn't they just adapt the books? ---- 183121404 -Lots of reasons. Lrn 2 thnk ---- 183121410 -Isn’t part of KKs vision ---- 183121810 ->>183121350 (OP) -wtf is this shit lmao ---- 183121868 ->>183121810 -Ghostface killers ---- 183122534 ->>183121350 (OP) -Hubris and not wanting to pay the authors. ->>183121810 -Looks cooler then anything Disney has shat out. ---- 183122607 -Can someone explain to me why the post-trilogy books were so good and why they should be adapted? Not being facetious, just want to understand why they are held in such high regard. ---- 183122695 ->>183122607 -Read Timothy Zahn's Heir to the Empire trilogy then compare that to yidsney shit and you'll get it. ---- 183122896 ->>183122607 -They really weren’t but compared to Disney shit they were high art. Part of the reason you didn’t have too many people upset about the mouse cleaning house when it came to the lore was because the EU had been getting stupider and stupider for over a decade before then so it was considered to be a much needed pruning. Of course nobody knew how fucking bad it would actually get. ---- 183122966 ->>183121350 (OP) -Everyone hates the EU, but it probably would've been a good time to take what people liked about it and adapt it in better ways. ---- 183123024 ->>183122695 -Read ehhh? I'll try it out ---- 183123154 ->>183123024 ->>183123024 -Zahn does this thing where he does callbacks to phrases said in the OT that bugs me like memberberries but you could not shit do a straight adaptation of those books and it would be over 9000% better than what those retarded fucks at disney put out. ---- 183123184 ->>183122607 -Believe it or not, a lot of the post-ROTJ EU was actually somewhat controversial from the very beginning. The Thrawn trilogy was generally liked, but Dark Empire (which kickstarted the EU alongside the Thrawn books) immediately rubbed some people the wrong way, Zahn included. Then you have the fucking Vong, shit like Darth Caedus, and so on. Even a single series could vary wildly in quality from author to author. Even in the broadest strokes the EU was never universally loved. ---- 183123310 ->>183121810 ->>183122534 -they're givin and they appear in ANH ---- 183123564 ->>183121350 (OP) -They did, kind of... - -But they made sure to change everything enough so only the most hard-core EU fans would recognize the source material in the final adapted product. ->Sequel Trilogy was preceded by Heir to the Empire and Dark Empire ->SOLO was preceded by the han solo trilogy of novels ->Rogue One was preceded by Dark Forces and a few other books/games ->Mandalorian/Boba Fett was preceded by Tales of the Bounty Hunters -Its like KK's Lucasfilm under Disney had this phobia of ever doing a straight 1-to-1 adaptation. I think it's because they viewed the EU as too much of a possession of fanboys and nerdbros, a demographic they wanted to shed, or at least disposses of any authority over the setting. ---- 183123646 ->>183121350 (OP) -Cause they were shit ---- 183123724 ->>183123564 -I just realised that Andor has Kyle Katarn's gun and he kinda looks like him too. ---- 183123784 ->>183123564 -It's not "phobia". In order not to have to pay royalties to the EU authors (something Disney is infamously bad with), everything they plagiarise has to be "25% different" in order to not be sued. -So you have a lot of not! characters: ->not!Kyle Katarn - Andor ->not!Jan Ors - Jyn Erso ->not!Darth Caedus - Kylo Ren ->not!Jaina Solo - Rey - -And so on. ---- 183123977 ->>183123564 ->Rogue One was preceded by Dark Forces -That's pushing it. The Death Star plans thing in DF is just the intro level and isn't much more than a bit of fanservice. - -I'm convinced that Jyn Erso's name is derived from Jan Ors, but aside from Andor also having Katarn's pistol as a deliberate callback they're both entirely different characters. ---- 183123979 ->>183123784 -Yeah, that's rather distasteful. But I wonder why NuWars engages in that obfuscation while Marvel is much more willing to do straight adaptations. Maybe it's a difference of creative culture between the two teams, maybe there's different copywrites. Maybe the Marvel stuff is viewed more as "canon", while Star Wars EU is viewed as mere suggestions from which to draw inspiration.. ---- 183124205 ->>183123979 -I already said why - they don't want to pay royalties to the original creators. ---- 183124534 ->>183123979 ->But I wonder why NuWars engages in that obfuscation while Marvel is much more willing to do straight adaptations -I think a lot of it has to do with a sense of pedigree/status. Star Wars is cinematic first and foremost, and it wanted a sense of freshness (whether legitimate or not) that all corners of the audience could come to and that new books and comics would tie into. Even Marvel's movies deviate wildly from the comics anyway. - -Most of what the sequels borrow from the EU feels largely incidental to me, anyway. A lot of it is just obvious shit for sequels to do. ---- 183124580 ->>183121350 (OP) -They claimed the EU didn't exist. They said Star Wars was so much harder than Marvel since they didn't have tons of books and comics to look at. I think they may have even believed it. ---- 183124614 -The books were also super retarded, although not quite as retarded as rise of skywalker ---- 183124726 ->>183122607 -They varies a lot in quality. A lot of people suggest that the first Thrawn trilogy he adapted but I dont think it would work well as 3 movies ---- 183124845 ->>183123979 -Marvel butchers a lot of its storylines too and the royalties their writers get are a token gesture, around $5000 because of their work for hire employment contracts ---- 183124858 -they wanted maximum safe nostalgia bait for guaranteed profits. thus ep7 was reshuffled new hope with not-rebels fighting not-empire, attacking not-deathstar on repainted x-wings. after that it was too late to adapt eu shit and ep8 director was just a troll shitting on sw on purpose anyway ---- 183125073 ->>183121350 (OP) -they did, the sequel trilogy is literally Dark Empire ---- 183125335 ->>183123184 -In general the idea of Luke having an academy, Han and Leia having the twins, Luke and Mara Jade, Thrawn, that kinda stuff was generally liked. diff --git a/tv/183121386.txt b/tv/183121386.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 17ec734bbbcb965d5cdffd92965e982e5e4cdcc7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121386.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,96 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121386 -Any good movies about overcoming lust? -I've already seen 40 days and 40 nights ---- 183121917 -the name of the rose ---- 183122115 ->>183121386 (OP) -was jesus an incel? -based if true ---- 183122187 -Jesus literally had a wife who was a former prostitute and fucked her - -Jesus did not give a fuck about your trad bs. Women are the greatest asset you can have if you find the right one ---- 183122306 ->>183122187 ---- 183122317 -https://youtu.be/swQULRb2oH4 [Embed] -JESUS MY SAVIOUR -MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR ---- 183122405 ->>183122187 ->source: just trust me goy ---- 183122417 ->>183121386 (OP) -Would Jesus eat ass? ---- 183122474 ->>183122115 -volcel ---- 183122497 -I think there's that Assbender movie where He is addicted to sex, is successful and has a big Dick and is still complaining and crying about life. - -The only thing I need in my life is Selena Gomez ---- 183122535 ->>183122474 -He fucked Madalena ---- 183122539 ->>183122417 ->>183122187 -shalom ---- 183122622 ->>183122306 ->>183122405 ->>183122539 ->who is Mary magdalene ---- 183122808 ->>183122535 -wtf fakecel ---- 183122951 ->>183121386 (OP) -Milo Manara in case anyone wants to know the artist , as far as movies? Just become super depressed , you wont think about sex or anything other than killing yourself ---- 183123473 ->>183122417 -This meme makes no sense. Jesus indeed has human nature but it is a human nature free from earthy desires and lust since Jesus was a man separate from the stock of Adam. ---- 183124298 ->>183122306 -There is no such thing as bussy and sodomy is an abomination. ---- 183124520 ->>183124298 -How is sodomy anymore of an abomination than oral sex? I don't even like or desire anal but I don't really see what the problem is. ---- 183124675 ->>183122622 -No where does it directly say that the prostitute who came in and washed Jesus's feet was Mary Magdelene. This is a jew perversion spread through media. ---- 183124694 ->>183123473 -If jesus is free from earthly desires how is he even human? How is it even fair for god to compare his sinning track record with ours if he supposedly doesnt have original sin or some shit? It’s like an average person joining a retarded class in school and bragging about getting the highest grades. ---- 183124768 ->>183122622 ->>183122187 -Go to bed Dan, no one actually believes your crackpot theories ---- 183124905 ->>183122417 -Considering that personal hygiene back in those days consisted of a shared rag on a stick I'd say Jesus would not be tempted in the least. ---- 183125022 -Love exposure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX32Aj-5OVo&t=1m26s [Embed] ---- 183125074 ->>183121386 (OP) -Fuck that. I’m digging into that ass with my tongue. ---- 183125298 ->>183122317 -Based GTA 2 enjoyer ---- 183125421 ->>183121386 (OP) -cringe ->>183125074 -based ---- 183125478 ->>183124298 ->>183124520 ->How is sodomy anymore of an abomination than oral sex? -"Sodomy" is literally any kind of not penis-in-vagina sex for procreation purposes. ---- 183125536 ->>183123473 -How the fuck is he or from the stock if Adam if Mary was his mom retard. We’re not counting mothers in our kike religion now? That’s news to me. ---- 183125917 -i jerked my dick penis 4 time today diff --git a/tv/183121423.txt b/tv/183121423.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e57f679b2bee93e5fd25904bd219cbf9227cb20e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121423.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,122 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121423 -moments and scenes in tv and film that will never happen to (you) in real life ---- 183121462 ->>183121423 (OP) -i want to gaze into her anus ---- 183122527 ->>183121423 (OP) -tummy bukkake ---- 183122582 -Finding love or happiness again. - -Fuck me I can't wait to die ---- 183122604 -any scene with a woman saying "I love you" ---- 183122645 ->>183122604 ->tfw grandma, mom and aunt have all said that to me -feels good man ---- 183122701 ->>183121423 (OP) -?????? -This happened to me several times at various camps during high school. ---- 183122761 ->>183122701 -go on... ---- 183122784 ->>183121423 (OP) -I remember Lauren Faust not liking this scene ---- 183122809 ->>183121423 (OP) ->Paramount shill still has to make random trek threads because he killed the general -L M A O ---- 183122831 ->>183122645 -I have had 4 romantically involved women say it, all of whom were mentally ill/autistic. ---- 183122932 ->>183122761 -Go on with what? When the atmosphere is casual/raunchy enough, high school girls are ready to do a lot of things. -Too bad I was a moron. ->qt.13 raven-haired petite tomboy ->constantly talking to me ->comes up to me during the campfire and asks if I want to go on a walk ->sits on my lap and cuddles up to me ->"changes into looser clothes" right in front of me - -It took me until I was 25 to realise she was hitting on me. ---- 183123127 ->>183122645 -Even my own family doesn't say it to me. ---- 183123219 ->>183123127 -Hey, I love you. ---- 183123253 ->>183123127 -same -saying “i love you” is considered gay lib shit in our home, it’s pretty sad ---- 183123337 ->>183121423 (OP) -I remember that clip being in almost all of the trailers/commercials for Star Trek. Same with that slow-motion boob bouncing clip from Click. There wasn't even anything more to it in the actual movie, if you were going to go there to see more of the sexy stuff you saw in the trailer there just wasn't. ---- 183123355 ->>183123253 ->saying “i love you” is considered gay lib shit in our home -that's what postmodernism does to mf ---- 183123436 ->>183123219 -Cringe and insincere. ->>183123253 -They don't even consider it "gay lib shit" they just don't ever say it. ---- 183123774 ->>183121423 (OP) ---- 183123974 ->>183123436 -No, it was sincere, but I revoke it. You're a faggot that doesn't deserve love clearly. ---- 183124014 ->>183121423 (OP) -literally the definition of pointless nude scene. ---- 183124075 ->>183123436 ->>183123974 -i love /tv/ drama ---- 183124262 ->>183123974 -Seething little bitch mad your empty platitude got rejected. ---- 183124296 ->>183124014 ->nude scene -hahahahahaha ---- 183124338 ->>183124262 -You only thought it empty because you are, I said it with full sincerity because I wanted you to suck me off, but now that won't happen and you'll just sit here wishing that your father would tell you he loved you while he molests you in your racecar bed at age 24. ---- 183124357 ->>183123974 -Based ---- 183124383 -https://youtu.be/NcTAeMwCU-I?t=56 [Embed] - -What did she mean by this? ---- 183124470 ->>183124383 -now imagine if the genders were reversed ---- 183124569 ->>183121462 -same desu ---- 183125223 -any tummycore kino I should catch up on? ---- 183125847 ->>183121423 (OP) -You still gotta chance te vee ---- 183126010 ->>183122582 - -Me too. Once I shred the "future guilt" of the living having to deal with the consequences of my death (grief, sadness, monetary, etc) it's game over for this player. - -Wish I could jump into an active volcano. ---- 183126071 ->>183125847 - -HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA there is no fucking way this is real ---- 183126147 ->>183125847 -lol diff --git a/tv/183121645.txt b/tv/183121645.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fab003852b6df27945f7320a264ae5d49eb97680..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121645.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,102 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121645 -He doesn't believe in a single word he says. ---- 183121697 -Zero insight on films ---- 183121703 -Idk who that is ---- 183121809 -xD my gimmick is im a le lovable alcoholic degenerate ---- 183121907 ->>183121645 (OP) -artless grifter ---- 183121934 ->183121645 -Ok, tranny ---- 183122024 ->>183121934 -Okay nigger ---- 183122075 -The grift goes on.... ---- 183122245 -THE MESSAGE was the friends we met along the way. ---- 183122398 -The worst content he's shitting out now are these conference calls with various other right wing grifters. It's terrible. ---- 183122774 ->>183121645 (OP) -No culture warrior believes the things they say. It's human nature to not give a shit about things outside your own personal life and yet these people pretend everything is a personal affront to them. ---- 183122977 ->>183121645 (OP) ->picard season 3 is good ->the last of us faggot episode is brave and stunning -why are you faggot lefties seething? ---- 183123321 -The accent is fake ---- 183123387 ->grifter just says what his viewers want to hear for money -NO WAY ---- 183123521 -This guy's videos are padded out by so much stupid shit like overused clips or fake laughing that I can't take them anymore. Way too annoying ---- 183123872 ->>183121645 (OP) ->british accent -never listened to him - -never will. ---- 183123921 ->>183121645 (OP) -He's just a fame whore who rides the tide. ---- 183124238 ->all these totally real 4channers hate this reviewer because "what he says is what we're always talking about on here, but he doesn't actually believe what he says, and i know this because... i just do, alright?!" - -ITT: ->meaningless buzzwords ->"grifter grifter grifter grifter" ->"i am a normal person, and i hate this person's content because he says things i agree with!" ->"he only ever says right-wing things, and that angers me because i am right-wing!" ->"he CARES about things! that means he's a liar and a cheat!" - -This thread is fake and exists only to demonize an anti-left personality for being anti-left. ---- 183124272 ->>183124238 ---- 183124376 -GO AWEGH NOA ---- 183124427 ->>183124272 -it's a VERY common tactic, pretending to be right-wing and then demonizing something right-wing or leftist - -there is no sizable anti-critical-drinker right-wing population. it's ridiculous to think a thread on fucking 4chan would shit on one of the only youtubers who points out how diversity and wokedom is ruining movies/tv. half the threads on here shit on wokedom and diversity, why would /tv/ be against someone because they do that... - -im sure you have an entire folder full of those reaction pics. ---- 183124547 -Uh its the weekly " dont you hate this rightwing youtuber guys!?!" ->>183124272 -time to dilate tranny ---- 183124666 ->>183121645 (OP) -no shit ---- 183124724 ->>183124666 -And you know what, I'll dare to add he probably doesn't really like movies in general to begin with ---- 183124993 -there really is something pathetic about adopting the whole ambivalent battered-wife relationship to hollywood. "omg i hope they dont keep ruining my EPIC 80s faggot childhood! better keep tuning in to find out!" like all center-right stuff it fetishizes its own impotence ---- 183125139 ->>183124993 ->center-right stuff it fetishizes its own impotence -good observation desu -I'm really sick of it ---- 183126031 ->>183124993 -he says repeatedly "i watch it so you don't have to" and the top-voted comments always say how the watchers dont watch this shit they just watch the youtube videos shitting on it - -also why do you say "faggot childhood" wtf ---- 183126170 ->>183125139 -what would you prefer, that's true of every form of criticism except those that advocate doing specific things. are you mad that not all critics are also actively organizing protests? do you rage whenever you see someone criticize anything without in the same breath also organizing a rally? i could understand being upset at the lack of action, but being mad at critics for not also being protestors is stupid. be glad they're atleast critics. - ->inb4 no reply ---- 183126222 ->>183124724 ->he hates nu woke movies because of their shittiness and how the wokeness ruins them, therefore he hates all mvoies! - -your mask is slipping, leftist diff --git a/tv/183121740.txt b/tv/183121740.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e4606df015b36515988a7d5a5606b4329cc7233c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121740.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1047 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121740 -Karolina sucking my tongue for being a good boy edition -Previous: >>183117341 → ---- 183121828 ->To my executors and family, ->The following is a record of additions and clarifications to be added to my official letter of wishes in the…of my passing: ->I have…this record to provide my executor and family with information they will need after my death. It includes financial and personal information that will be needed to settle certain affairs…performances and suggestions for arrangements that must be made. I hope this record will help make a difficult time easier for my family. ->It is my preference that the title and role of CEO should be bestowed upon my son, Kendall Logan Roy. ->Regarding my funeral arrangements: my funeral and burial are to take place in accordance with the…practices of the Roman Catholic Church. ->My preferred hymns: ->Amazing Grace, Abide With Me, Here I Am, Lord, I Watch the Sunrise Lighting the Sky, The Lord’s My Shepard (Psalm 23) ->I wish to be buried with the attached copy of my sister Rose’s photograph placed in…of my wife, Marcia in my right hand…pocket. ->I would like to change the epitaph on my headstone… ->“Truthful lips, endure forever, the lying tongue lasts only a moment.” Proverbs 12:19. ->Leave my head of security, Colin Stiles, my Rolex Daytona Lapis… ->Regarding personal assets, include the following: I advise that…should remain in a secured facility indefinitely, and…family…unnecessary financial complications…collection of Impressionism paintings and…Switzerland. ->Sincerely yours, Logan Roy. ->Greg? ---- 183121871 ->>183121828 ->Greg? -What did he mean by this ---- 183121881 -Why not Gerri? ---- 183121915 ->>183121828 -all the broke ass redditors saying colin should sell the watch ---- 183121927 -post yfw it got confirmed we were completely and 200% BACK, kenbros ---- 183121952 -She's going to name her unborn child "Kendall Logan Roy", isn't she? -So that she can claim that Logan was actually talking about *her* child in the will. ---- 183121958 -Shivsisters not like this... ---- 183121967 ->>183121800 → ->unlike the meme Logan dead episode that only trended because retarded twitter seals were excited about being part of history or whatever -I unironically agree ---- 183121999 ->>183121958 ->even greg is ahead -It's over for Shiv ---- 183122001 -Best lines in the episode? For me it was - ->LONG LIVE THE KING. LONG LIVE THE KING. ->AND THE OTHER KING. ---- 183122019 ->>183121927 -I want to see him go full killer mode but I also want a happy ending for him. He has suffered enough ---- 183122023 ->>183121958 -the writing staff can bet their mortgages on that. ---- 183122039 -It's over. ---- 183122054 ->>183121952 ---- 183122067 ->>183121828 -I thought Colin was getting shafted but apparently that watch is worth quite a bit of money - -https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/rolex-daytona-auctioned-3-27-million-usd/ ---- 183122089 ->>183122039 ---- 183122109 -karolina is fine and all, but hear me out ---- 183122123 ->>183122109 -Would have coke-fueled sex with her. ---- 183122129 ->>183122109 -FUCK OFF ALREADY FAGGOT NO ONE LIKES YOUR DEMON TEETH HAVING JUNKIE TRASHWHORE ---- 183122135 ->>183122109 -This face was the last thing many a medieval Christian child witnessed before being abducted and baked into matzo balls ---- 183122157 ->what if reality tv… except scripted! ---- 183122165 ->>183122039 -what's he looking at? ---- 183122167 ->>183122109 -Doesn't she look like a wine-aunt now? ---- 183122171 ->>183122067 -Colin is definitely well off as it is being Logan's best pal. ---- 183122206 ->>183122165 -Failure. Beautiful, long-awaited failure. ---- 183122217 ->always ends up being the best guy in the show whenever he shows up -Stewybros we literally cannot stop winning ---- 183122230 ->>183122039 -The part before she falls is even more embarrassing. Where she's having a full-on meltdown with tears streaming down her face. ---- 183122232 ->>183122023 -could they? ---- 183122236 ->>183122001 -God I cant fucking stand Greg. If I was in either Ken or Roman’s place after hearing him say this shit at my father’s wake(?), I’d offer to talk about a business deal out back behind the building and then beat the living shit out of him ---- 183122247 ->>183122230 -And shouting at people to stop smiling. ---- 183122249 ->>183122109 -as a naomi stan, karolina is otherworldly but naomi is a close second. ---- 183122266 ->>183122217 ->is 20% down on his investment because Logan's death triggered massive sell-off -Uhh Stewiebros, I'm getting a little spooked here ---- 183122277 ->>183121958 -Greg CEO, Connor COO, Tom as the exec assistant to the CEO ---- 183122304 ->>183122266 -probably the real reason he was willing to back kendall, best scenario for share price recovery. ---- 183122479 ->>183121871 -Second in command after KLR ---- 183122486 ->>183122444 -You guys have girlfriends right? ---- 183122494 ->>183122444 -chad brian cox putting his arm around waist of attractive young woman ---- 183122565 ->>183122444 -Me on the right ---- 183122705 ->>183122249 -Kill yourself ---- 183122750 ->naomifag is going to be the loakfag of this general ---- 183122757 ->>183121871 -In season 2 Greg tells Logan if he continues to work for him he will be disinherited by his Grampa at which point Logan encourages Greg to stick with him. - -Logan likely wrote down Greg’s name as a note to leave him something in his will. This would put the penciled in notes in season 2 before Ken betrays Logan so that would make sense that Logan would want Ken as successor at that point ---- 183122760 ->>183121915 -It's unironically a million-dollar watch. You don't have to be that broke. ---- 183122854 -tom ---- 183122872 ->>183122760 -possible that Colin is doing well enough to not have to pawn it off. And you know actually liked his boss to where it has sentimental value. ---- 183122882 ->>183122854 -Patience... ---- 183123038 ->>183122854 ->>183122882 -tomcels really need some relief and quick - -he's like a beaten dog lately ---- 183123115 -Ken is a killer and he won. Punished Ken is literally unstoppable ---- 183123136 -milkia ---- 183123214 -Retard here. Could someone please explain the S3 finale, regarding their shares and their mother? -They all had stake in a holding company, guaranteed by their mom in the divorce, but then Caroline gave their shares back to Logan? ---- 183123258 ->open succession thread ->ctrl+f "bros" ->1 of 86 matches ---- 183123269 ->>183123214 -yeah, for a house or whatever. so you did understand it after all :^) ---- 183123274 -Kerry the golddigging bitch made Logan sign a new will, giving her everything, then she killed him, but Frank, Gerry and Karl flushed the will down the toilet, giving the kids an old will. -Think about it. She couldn't stop herself from smiling at his death, and as soon as the plane landed she quickly fled the scene. And when she comes to the flat she mentions something to Roman about a note Logan had made with his lawyer. And the will? I don't see why they would feel the need to dispose of it if they were talking about the same will that they showed to the kids. ---- 183123405 ->>183122757 -Logan only wanted that to screw over his pathetic brother. He forgot about it immediately after. ---- 183123433 ->>183123214 -I think her kids might own a large number of shares via a trust or trusts. Yeah, IIRC she agreed with Logan to vote a certain way or approve a change in governance in order to prevent her kids' rebellion. Logan gave her some piece of real estate in exchange. Something like that. ---- 183123582 -Kendall chads, how have you been celebrating our inevitable victory? ---- 183123587 ->>183123274 -Roman was fsr unusually sympathetic towards her, even in her absence so idk what this un-roman-like behavior was so suddenly about.. ---- 183123618 ->>183123214 -When Logan and Caroline got divorced, she got a clause inserted in the divorce agreement that said Waystar's holding company couldn't change ownership without approval from her children. Flashforward to season 3 and Caroline's new husband is a third-rate businessman who can't afford to keep her in the manner to which she has grown accustomed, so she negotiates a deal with Logan to have that clause removed from the agreement presumably in exchange for Logan agreeing to a new infusion of cash to her account. ---- 183123652 ->>183123582 -drugs and ennui. ---- 183123669 ->>183121740 (OP) -Patrick Wilson is a lucky man. ---- 183123710 ->>183123136 -mom? ---- 183123767 ->and the other king -they really made Greg out to be a fag this season ---- 183123773 ->>183122109 -my number one, with karolina a not too distant second ---- 183123788 ->>183123669 -Nice, I like that couple. She looks great for 46 btw. ---- 183123798 ->>183123587 -He might see Kerry as potentially useful. As a source of information or an ally against Marcia. ---- 183123870 ->>183123767 -Greg and Tom peaked last season and now they're both in the cuck shed. damn shame ---- 183123933 ->>183123870 -Tom didn't forsee logan getting fucked by father time, no sympathy for him. ---- 183124120 ->>183123933 -sweet justice, can't wait for Kendall to destroy him. ---- 183124144 -NYC real estate people: how reasonable is $63 million for a property like that? ---- 183124149 -Shivbros... is it really over? ---- 183124198 ->>183124144 -Bargain ---- 183124218 ->>183122039 -I'm going to laugh if she loses her baby because of this fall. ---- 183124227 ->>183124149 -HNNNNNNG - -at least Tom got to tap that for a while even though she's a massive whore getting dicked by pajeets too ---- 183124331 ->>183124144 -Impossible to say without sqft and bedroom count but it looks more in the 40 mil range ---- 183124453 ->>183124144 ---- 183125115 -To the poster who posted this: - ->Tom is confirmed winner - ->https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/does-shakespeare-tell-us-how-succession-will-end/ - ->>If Succession really is King Lear for the modern, media generation, then here’s my prediction: Tom will win. Why? Because Tom is Albany: an outsider who gains power by marrying the king’s daughter. Both characters are cowardly cuckolds who are constantly berated by more domineering wives who they later betray; both are sycophants who try to become the legitimate heir by their own merit. Tom, like Albany, will become king by virtue of everything and everyone else falling apart. He may even rule alongside Greg, who is like Edgar, appropriately nicknamed ‘Poor Tom’. - ->>The moment has possibly been foreshadowed already. In the first episode of the series, as Tom is talking to Shiv about the bidding, the camera slowly turns away from Logan to Tom, who replaces him front and centre. Gerri, Karl and Frank flank Tom by his sides: let battle commence. - ->as Tom is talking to Shiv about the bidding - -what bidding? what scene is this? i don't remember. ---- 183125347 ->>183122266 -Isn't he just an investment banker so he gets a percentage of the transactions no matter what? ---- 183125550 -Why can't the Swede be nicer? ---- 183125592 ->>183125550 -Have you ever met a Swede? Kind of self-explanatory. ---- 183125660 ->>183125347 -No. ---- 183125681 ->>183125550 -Because he's the Iceman ---- 183125810 -when next episode? ---- 183125864 ->Oh Marcia, don't look, it's distasteful. -Greg spitting on Kerry's grave before her coffin's even lowered. ---- 183125887 ->>183125810 -next week genius ---- 183125956 ->>183125864 -That's how you ingratiate yourself to Marcia. "Taxi to the subway so she can get back to her small apartment," kek. ---- 183126032 -What's Greg's position anyway? ---- 183126212 ->>183126032 -Head of Gregging at whichever section Tom is in at any given time ---- 183126360 ->>183123274 ->She couldn't stop herself from smiling -t. literal autist ---- 183126385 ->>183125115 -it's a uk article so they probably mean "season" when they say series. the bidding is probably in reference to the "bidding" on pierce in the first episode between the siblings and logan ---- 183126456 ->>183126032 -"Executive Assistant to Tom" according to his Washington testimony, but basically corporate mole/spy/stooge that does none of his listed work at this point. ---- 183126532 ->>183126456 -Living the dream ---- 183126651 -So at this point, it's easiest to guess the trajectory of a character's success by how well they treat Greg. ---- 183126743 ->>183122089 -I thought this actor had died or something and thats why they wrote him out of the show ---- 183126944 ->>183125115 ---- 183126971 -Is Shib preggers? ---- 183127025 ->>183126971 -based speedwatcher ---- 183127137 ->>183124149 -Redditors cry about sexism and misogyny every time she gets an L. ---- 183127198 ->>183126971 -Isn't she infertile? ---- 183127262 ->>183122444 -So fucking pathetic ---- 183127298 ->>183121740 (OP) -SHIV -BREED ---- 183127380 ->>183126971 -I didn’t understand the call at the beginning, some “good news” but it wasn’t clear what kind ---- 183127415 -They are building kendell up again but i'm not getting my hopes up. Hd always look competent in the middle of a season but loses in the end. ---- 183127505 -Roman will win, screencap this. ->Ken: useless junkie who can't handle bants and throws asshole birthday parties for himself, definitely not a killer. ->Shiv: delusional girlboss with no experience who'd be better placed at Teen Vogue. ->Connor: no explanation required. ->Roman: giga-chad volcel who actually gets shit done and knows where his loyalties lie, knows the game being played, and knows who and what he is. Natural front-runner and future king of the Roy dynasty. ---- 183127536 ->>183127380 -They said 21 week checkup ---- 183127607 ->>183127505 ->Ken: useless junkie who can't handle bants and throws asshole birthday parties for himself, definitely not a killer. - -I think Kendall is over that limp dick junkie phase and now has grown into a worthy throne occupier. ---- 183127758 ->>183127607 -I think we're just seeing the start of that, but the entire point of his character is he imitates how people act/dress/live but doesn't understand the reason behind it. So he's just going to end up burning all his bridges instead of building something. ---- 183127865 ->>183121828 ->My preferred hymns: ->Amazing Grace -Who the FUCK wrote this? Definitely not a catholic. I've never heard that pleb protty shit sung in a catholic service ever. ---- 183127926 -What was Roy talking about at the end? Toxic stuff his dad wanted to get rid off? I thought the sexual abuse cruise line was already resolved? ---- 183127951 ->>183127137 -too many women on reddit desu ---- 183127958 ->>183121828 ->Here I Am, Lord -Now that's a proper catholic song. In fact I had forgotten about it til now and now some long dormant neuons are being activated. ->here i am lord ->is it i, lord? ->I have heard ->You ->calling ->in the niiiiiiight ---- 183128031 -why is greg trying so hard with marcia? does he know something we don't, or is he really that desperate? ---- 183128056 ->>183128031 -Parasite, wants some of the estate ---- 183128087 ->>183121958 ->>183121999 -This hurts. ---- 183128127 ->>183127380 -amniocentesis is when you check the baby doesn't have anything wrong with it so you don't get a nasty surprise later on ---- 183128140 ->>183127607 ->grown into a worthy throne occupier -I don't see it, as >>183127758 alluded to, Kendall is cargo-culting and self-deluding his way to success but, in rare moments of clarity, he knows deep-down what a worthless fuck-up he is. -He'd gladly burn the company to the ground before he'd part with it, which is the antithesis of what made his father successful. Roman, on the other hand, is a chip off the old block. ---- 183128201 ->>183121828 ->I wish to be buried with the attached copy of my sister Rose’s photograph -We never found out about Aunt Rose's fate. ---- 183128272 ->>183128140 -Roman seems to be good at following daddy's orders but he's got too big of a soft spot for people. Not to mention his business instincts seem questionable at best. A loyal soldier but not fit for general. ---- 183128301 ->>183121828 -Did he underline it, or cross it out? I wouldn't be surprised if he made it ambiguous on purpose with a shit eating grin on his face. ---- 183128354 ->>183122872 ->possible that Colin is doing well enough to not have to pawn it off. -Possible? I bet Colin was making a at least half million a year in salary protecting Logan. He'll hold on to the watch. ---- 183128419 -Ken bros…. ---- 183128501 ->>183128354 -I reckon Colin was making around presidential bodyguard wages ---- 183128589 -Connor can drop 63mil for his dad's apartment, but needed a 100k for Willa's play? Newly inherited money, I suppose. ---- 183128612 ->>183128501 -That's shockingly low for presumably extremely highly trained guys with squeaky clean records who are expected to die at any moment for a politician. ---- 183128622 ->>183128501 ->president ->government position -It's not telling. He was probably making a lot more being the head of security for a billionaire. ---- 183128661 ->>183127415 -It’s the weak chin, it dooms him to fail. He has no gravitas. Not a serious person ---- 183128678 ->>183128612 -Athletes and actors make 20x more money than any profession worth a spit. People just really love their dancing monkeys. ---- 183128719 -Karl kings, we got a chance right? ---- 183128827 ->>183128612 -OK, you're expected to take a bullet for the president -But when was the last time someone shot at a US president? -And I bet your living requirements are all expensed because you have to be where the president is ---- 183128841 ->>183128501 ->president bodyguard -Did you type that in? It's called the secret service, retard. You're comparing a federal employee to a civilian contractor. For all we know Colin WAS secret service and thats how he got with Logan. You dont leave a federal job with government benefits for the private sector without taking a huge pay bump. ---- 183128848 ->>183128589 -He asked for 100 million from Logan. ---- 183129010 ->>183128848 -On the boat? I thought it was smaller than that, but I could barely remember. That sand don't come cheap. ---- 183129127 ->>183128719 -A chance for a Greek island yeah. ---- 183129164 -And now the rest of the season is what would Logan have done or have wanted. I miss it when we had the man himself. ---- 183129166 -I want Karolina to be my sugar mommy ---- 183129382 ->>183121828 -None of this is canon. Shiv will have a black baby. ---- 183129443 ->>183129127 -Split with a brother-in-law, though... ---- 183129532 -I'd watch the fuck out of a prequel series with Logan, Frank, Karl, and Gerri tearing it up in the 90s. ---- 183129586 ->>183129164 -pretty sure the rest of the season is the kids fucking up the GoJo deal ---- 183129587 -they are going to get fucked so hard next episode -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDQ3aypb7LU [Embed] ---- 183129603 -At the end of the season they will turn it into a moderate left news network calling out fascist DeSantis/Trump. ---- 183129637 ->>183129164 -They're going to bleed the Swede. And Mattson is going to go full Iceman on these dipshits ---- 183129676 ->>183128612 ->highly trained guys ->some dude who stands around and talks into a mic every now and then -right, give em a million dollars ---- 183129677 ->>183129637 -yeah I think this is what happens Matson lowers his offer as the company has weak leadership now ---- 183129752 ->season 4 (last season too) ->still never seen the raisin -I just want to know if he looks like a raisin ---- 183129778 ->Fuse with Pierce -Didn't they already buy Pierce? Or did that deal fall through? ---- 183129794 ->>183129752 -No, but his brain might ---- 183129806 ->>183129778 -they said the biggest number, but i don't think they actually did anything yet ---- 183129888 ->>183129778 -They came to an agreement to buy Pierce, but first they need the GoJo deal to go through so they can cash out the Waystar money they need for the Pierce deal ---- 183129904 -Why is everyone mean to Tom? He means well, and he's genuine. ---- 183129915 ->>183129806 ->>183129888 -Oh I was thinking of Sandy's company mb lol ---- 183129931 ->>183128201 -Not until the inevitable prequel about the founding of WSRC. ---- 183129963 ->>183121927 -God DAMN my nigga cold, the /KillerKen/ era begins now and it's going to be brutal. Ken is going to make Mo look like Snow Joe in comparison. ---- 183129966 -Shiv doesn't look as good this season. Getting fat and old. ---- 183129989 ->>183129966 -She's pregnant and wants a healthy baby ---- 183130005 ->>183122109 -nah ---- 183130023 ->>183127415 -I think Ken will beat his siblings but get knifed in the ribs by the board or possibly Notch ---- 183130038 ->>183128301 -underline. if you’re crossing out, you don’t start your pen stroke beneath ---- 183130170 ->>183130023 ->but get knifed in the ribs by the board or possibly Notch -like, literally? that would be a way to end the season, with some fucking actual bloodshed. ---- 183130192 -Kenbros I gotta say, it feels good... ---- 183130213 ->>183128301 -Underline. 100%. ---- 183130217 ->>183130170 -Honestly I do not think it is outside the realm of possibility that either Rom or Shiv freaks the fuck out and tries to seriously injure Ken. I expect at least one fight/wrestling match. ---- 183130294 ->>183127198 -No that's the redhead from the other show. ---- 183130322 -Is Frank the slickest greybeard? He keeps pushing for the boomerboard but he's ingratiating himself to Ken with reassurances that Logan loved him. -It sure as hell looks like it's killer ken time, but might it actually be time for the frankheads to rise? ---- 183130335 -Tom trying to support Roman was the most pathetic thing this season. He never showed him any amount of respect and he still wanted to serve. Slimy interloper. ---- 183130349 ->>183122217 -I just cannot fathom how Ken is unable to see just how much Stewie despises him. ---- 183130368 ->>183130349 -Horse is a hell of a drug ---- 183130378 ->>183127298 -She should show more skin ---- 183130406 -Marcia is riding high but I can feel it in my bones that her time is coming. ---- 183130423 ->>183121828 ->Leave my head of security, Colin Stiles, my Rolex Daytona Lapis… -Fuck yeah ---- 183130436 ->>183121958 -gerri is too low ---- 183130437 ->>183130322 -I think frank is genuinely a nice guy ---- 183130477 -Do you think Karl will get a CEO discount on happy endings if he wins? ---- 183130511 ->>183130423 ->And also....Greg? ---- 183130512 ->>183130437 -Willa looked so good in this ep ---- 183130523 ->>183130477 -when* ---- 183130548 ->>183130437 -I'm sure he is but even the nicest guy in the world is going to demand a big return for all that vamping he did at the shareholder meeting. ---- 183130557 -I thought logan doodled greg, like make a little silly painting of greg ---- 183130596 -Everyone talks about thiccshiv but has anyone noticed how old Tom has gotten? I saw lines all over that fucker last episode. ---- 183130599 -ken is getting a bad end. you kenbros are delirious ---- 183130610 ->>183130596 -living with shiv is very stressful ---- 183130642 ->>183130437 -That sequence literally looks like some big brother type shit kek ---- 183130656 -Marciasisters, we won. ---- 183130662 ->>183129586 -they are unable to answer a phone without first having a meeting about answering the fucking phone, of course they are going to fuck it up bog time at that. ---- 183130679 -I think this sinister jew will come back into play somehow ---- 183130681 ->>183130322 -frank knew all the kids since they were probably babies. that scene with ken was unironically very sweet. he's nicer to ken than logan ever was ---- 183130737 -Why does this show attract to many middle aged hag and granny fuckers to it? ---- 183130753 ->>183121740 (OP) -coom ---- 183130766 ->>183130737 -it has a bunch of sexy milfs in it ---- 183130784 ->>183130737 -its a show for adults ---- 183130795 ->>183130737 -look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't fuck Gerri and I will point you to the nearest priest for absolution for the sin of lying ---- 183130802 -Tom is ending on top with greg as the number 2 - -I don't know how but this is happening ---- 183130823 -names of the next 3 episodes ---- 183130827 ->>183130795 -I don’t like saggy wrinkly old hags. ---- 183130836 ->>183128031 ->>183128056 -Tom has no protection so now Greg doesn’t. Greg’s trying to burrow somewhere ---- 183130850 ->>183130512 -Her styling through the seasons has been spot on. ---- 183130852 ->>183130679 -Not likely since an Anon said in the last thread that Brody only shot an extended cameo as a favor to McKay. ---- 183130860 ->>183130217 -They're going to use the waiter's death. ->>183130038 -This, also you would probably annotate with an alternative ---- 183130893 ->>183130860 -I could see that, Colin would probably be happy to fuck Ken without even getting paid for it. ---- 183130929 ->>183130823 -I'm interested in Living+ ---- 183130944 ->>183130823 ->Parekh ->Cohen ->Berman -((())) ---- 183130954 ->>183122760 -you can see the devastation face of Colin in end of episode 3 -dude loves Logan, even more so after Logan said he was his best pal ---- 183130957 ->>183128501 -That's government sector and not private though, and I'll bet Logan paid extra for Colin's upmost discretion in handling shit. I bet Colin makes like 500k/year ---- 183130975 ->>183130929 -Living+ sounds like that episode of Black Mirror where the lady used an AI to make a doll of her late husband. -Like a subscription service that makes a digital copy of a loved one from their social media posts. ---- 183131005 ->>183130802 -I don't think both Tom and Greg can win. Either Greg fucks over Tom to complete his villain arc or Tom fucks over Greg. I'm not sure which is more likely, but I would find it odd if Greg and Logan were the only characters to never lose. ---- 183131018 ->>183121958 -BET THE FARM ON MATSON ---- 183131074 -What's your guys' favorite Tom/Greg banter scene? For me it's a toss-up between "We're Listening" and talking about prison food at the diner ---- 183131079 -roman is going to win ---- 183131144 ->>183131079 ->Roman and Logan the only ones looking at the camera - -what does it mean??? Is Roman going to die fishing his phone out of the toilet? ---- 183131152 ->>183131079 -He's been soft these last two episodes, if he doesn't shape up the only way he can make it is if he gets carried by the Gerrbear. ---- 183131165 ->>183131074 -When Greg was breaking up with Tom in the break room -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPEd5y2szLc [Embed] ---- 183131169 ->>183131144 -Roman is going to die in a freak sounding accident or something. ---- 183131174 ->Kendall’s initials being KLR (killer) vs Roman being named Romulus (killed his brother due to his betrayal and named the Roman Empire after himself) ---- 183131186 ->>183131074 ->Are you asking if you can blackmail me? -Funniest scene of these two ---- 183131195 ->>183130656 -*blocks your path* ---- 183131203 ->>183131074 ->you can't make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs ---- 183131210 ->>183131174 ->>183131169 ->>183131152 ->>183131144 ->>183131079 -Roman is fucking WINNING ---- 183131211 ->>183121952 ->I call him GOOD Kendall ---- 183131226 -WHY WOULDN'T YOU VOTE FOR GERRI? - -DOES ANYONE HAVE THE FULL LIST OF BOARD MEMBERS? ---- 183131235 ->>183122165 -He's a brapfag ---- 183131250 ->>183122230 -She just lost her father. What's your excuse? ---- 183131270 -Realistically, we know Ken can't win. We've seen the same song and dance throughout the show, third time isn't the charm. -As much as I hate it, it's going to come down to the reddit duo, Shiv and Roman. ---- 183131277 ->>183131169 -Auto erotic asphyxiation strikes again! ---- 183131287 ->>183122494 -webm unrelated, but I'm sure he does it often. ---- 183131317 ->>183130322 -Frank is literally his mentor, he genuinely cares for Kenny ->>183130349 -I cannot fathom how you don’t realize that Ken is manipulating him by playing the friend card. you don’t understand their dynamic ---- 183131322 ->>183131226 -this -so much this -gerri is good, gerri is reliable. sell the company, get the bag. right now this is trainwreck in slow motion. -My only doubt is that maybe logan wanted her out because he thought she was colluding with the swede, but that's just a wild speculation ---- 183131332 ->>183130038 -fax ---- 183131338 ->>183131169 -He took a bunch of his dad's random pills, noone mention that? ---- 183131357 ->>183131270 ->roman ->reddit -In your dreams ---- 183131375 ->>183131357 -He is reddit incarnate. ---- 183131379 ->>183131338 -They were all Viagra. It's why he kept hounding Kerry for her phone number. ---- 183131389 ->>183131357 -I agree. Roman is literally 4chan(nel) ---- 183131391 ->>183123587 -After roman spent his episode at the management training he's been a better person in all but verbal insults and sexually harassing old women. He's grown as a person unlike shibian ---- 183131411 ->>183131270 -It sure as hell won’t be those two. The story has been about Logan and Kendall from the very start. He’ll win but kill himself and every other relationship he has in the process ---- 183131435 -Why the fuck is there no torrent ---- 183131442 ->>183131317 ->I cannot fathom how you don’t realize that Ken is manipulating him by playing the friend card. you don’t understand their dynamic - -Kenfags are smooth brains, when stewie guts him for good only then will it sink in. ---- 183131447 ->>183131435 -Works on my machine. ---- 183131459 ->>183131435 -rarbg retard ---- 183131462 -OFFICIAL ENDING POWER RANKINGS - ->GOD TIER -KEN GOES FULL POWER GRAB AND FUCKS THE GOJO DEAL AND OS KICKD OUT FOR GOOD IN SHAME -TOM/GREG SUPERTEAM -MATSON HOSTILE TAKEOVER BY WINNING OVER ENOUGH VOTING POWER OUTSIDE THE KIDS - ->GREAT TIER -CONNOR WINS 2% OF THE VOTE -ROMULUS ICES KEN AND TAKES OVER SOLO - ->SHIT TIER -ANYTHING ELSE ---- 183131485 ->Kenfags: edgy twitter whores ->Tomfags: fat women and faggots ->Gregfags: underaged females ->Shivfags: reddit ->Romanfags: 4chan ---- 183131486 ->>183131459 -Just found it yeah. Since when is 1337x so shit? ---- 183131488 -I can't believe they hired both girls from redscarepod -I'm joking I'm joking ---- 183131536 ->>183131486 -Yeah idk why either. ---- 183131546 -me lying in bed on my back - -Shiv's ass planted directly on my face ---- 183131548 -My retarded, normalfag friend said he hated this show at first, but started to enjoy it once he realized the characters are "meant to be evil". So are they like normalfag evil (i.e. pragmatic, logical and reasonable), or are they just le evil rich people? ---- 183131571 ->>183131548 -Tom eats baby birds. ---- 183131610 ->>183131548 -Roman caused a rocket to blow up -Ken killed a kid -They generally all don't care at all about the rape and murders on the cruises they pan ---- 183131627 ->>183131548 -le evil rich people played by charismatic actors so you like them -except kendall roy who ruins every scenes he's in with cringe when he's happy ---- 183131647 -But yeah, the kids are going to tear each other apart and then an outside threat like the Northman or Sandy/i are going to come in and eat them alive. Dumb fucks can't circle their wagons for five seconds, not serious people. ---- 183131649 ->>183131442 -I’m sorry you that you don’t understand the very obvious themes in the show. Must be hard for you ---- 183131667 ->>183131627 -umm... okay... ---- 183131685 ->>183131610 -Rockets are supposed to blow up. -That kid killed himself to save a deer. -The potential to be raped and murdered just adds to the excitement of the cruise, at no extra charge. ---- 183131698 -WHO -IS -ON -THE -BOARD -AT -WAYSTAR? - -Does anyone have a full list of the board of directors? ---- 183131731 ->>183131627 -You mean kino ---- 183131767 ->kendall, your first words as CEO please -> ---- 183131797 ->>183131731 -give me a sec to draw a graph ---- 183131812 ->>183131685 ->The potential to be raped and murdered just adds to the excitement of the cruise, at no extra charge. -I like the way you think. You should be in marketing. ---- 183131814 ->>183131698 -Ken -Roman -The Old Guard -Karolina -Stewy -The Sandys -Probably not Tom -Uncle Sasquatch -The Cancer -Logan's ghost -Roger Sterling ---- 183131821 ->>183131698 -https://waystarroycompany.com/board-of-directors/ ---- 183131856 ->>183131685 ->That kid killed himself to save a deer. -I felt so fucking validated in the last episode of season 3 when Roman was like ->uhh bro sounds like you didn’t kill him -Am I really expected to think Ken is an evil person over that kid fucking killing himself of all things? ---- 183131862 ->>183129532 -Same. The best thing about Logan exited is the space it allows for Frank and Karl. ---- 183131878 -season fucking 4 and I never knew /tv/ held suck seshes ---- 183131884 ->>183131814 ->Roger Sterling -I hope they have some sort of subtle MM Easter Egg. ---- 183131892 ->>183131226 -The Board of Directors is: ->Logan (chair) ->Shiv ->Roman ->Kendall ->Frank (vice) ->Ewan ->Stewy ->Sandi ->Sandy ->Paul Chambers ->Dewi Swann ->Datu Kassma -Not even sure who those final 3 people are tbqhwy desu senpai. I also am not sure of ownership percentages or any shit and shan't be looking it up right now ---- 183131906 -it's happening ---- 183132001 ->>183131906 -Who’ll be the first person he kills kenkings? I’m thinking Shiv or Tom ---- 183132008 -Will Ewan show up for the funeral and give Greg his voting power? ---- 183132050 ->>183131856 -It's more about the coverup, it's absolutely something that would ruin Kendall, which is what Logan was upset about, the vulnerability. ---- 183132059 ->>183131821 -Isn't this outdated now? - ->>183131892 -Hmm ownership % doesn't matter, I'm just trying to figure out how Ken wins that vote! WHO votes for more family psychdrama over dependable and continuation Gerri? It's unbelievable to me ---- 183132083 ->>183132001 -Nobody views Tom as a threat, if he's going to go after anyone it's going to be Roman, or he will when he flips his shit after he finds out about operation operation Formosus. ---- 183132158 ->>183123115 -Colin will block his path... ---- 183132330 ->>183132158 -Would Colin become Ken's bodyguard? ---- 183132346 ->>183132059 ->ownership % doesn't matter - -pretty sure it does ---- 183132358 ->>183127951 -i find it funny how the worst thing they can say about Tom is ->he tried to impregnate her without her consent -owie zowie, the misogyny! meanwhile the bitch shanghaied into an open-borders free-fuck trade deal, cheating indiscriminately and just generally treated him like utter shit, but that's not her fault because her daddy didn't love her enough :((( ---- 183132362 ->>183132330 -I doubt it, he obviously viewed Logan as something of a friend and I think he held a grudge against Ken for his repeated coup attempts. ---- 183132364 ->>183132330 -Colin could just remind Ken about that little accident he cleaned up to get the job ---- 183132415 -What if Killer Ken really earns his title and teleports behind Colin then snaps his neck ---- 183132421 ->>183132346 -No, you're thinking of a shareholder vote. This is a board vote. Each director sitting on the board gets one vote in this situation - -Then the board of directors can recommend something for shareholders to vote through ---- 183132434 ->>183132362 -But was his job Logan's bodyguard or the CEOs bodyguard? Colin could help make Ken look legit ---- 183132436 ->>183132330 -no. Ken is going to start dragging Logan through the mug and Colin knows a very funny story about Kendall ---- 183132452 ->>183132059 -Yeah, but I'm sure the dialogue will bear that out. Obviously my list is a bit outdated too, and I forgot that Matsson will also be one after the sale is done presumably ---- 183132456 -yall can keep your grannies and mommies ---- 183132457 ->>183131731 ---- 183132500 -for me? it's young Naomi ---- 183132511 ->>183132436 -He knows a few. Ken's shoplifting got covered up by Colin, too. ---- 183132512 ->>183132434 -If Colin wanted leverage I could see him being more interested in Ken winning. Better to have dirt on the CEO than to be owed a favor. At the same time if Ken becomes CEO he can easily check Colin. ---- 183132527 ->>183132436 -Yeah this. ---- 183132560 -Step aside ---- 183132615 -Why did Roman want Kerry's number so bad? ---- 183132651 ->>183132615 ->Tell people Logan told you privately it was going to be me and I will help you against the leb ---- 183132664 ->>183132512 -I think it's in Ken's best interest to keep Colin happy. Colin could have been covering up Ken's fuck ups for years. ---- 183132676 ->>183132615 -he wants to rub up against the Logan log ---- 183132695 -I had too much fun making this ---- 183132947 ->>183132695 - you think he will throw pathetic ken to the wolves? thought maybe shiv would be the one so we could have her name payoff atleast ---- 183132985 ->>183132560 -you think she loves ken, what else explains her loyalty to him. ---- 183133075 ->>183132985 -Money ---- 183133076 ->>183132947 -Ken will never learn, he's a born loser ---- 183133097 ->>183127865 -Its a little weird but its not that far fetched. Here I am lord is based ---- 183133139 ->>183132985 -why is anyone loyal to their boss? ---- 183133155 ->>183132985 -Kendall is practically useless without her. She's his breathing PDA ---- 183133174 ->>183121958 -ATN is Fox News, the game was rigged before it had even begun - -No way they'll let a woman lead them, not even Gerri ---- 183133253 ->>183132695 ---- 183133266 ->>183133253 -based ---- 183133275 ->>183121952 -KERRY CHADS - -WE STILL GAME ---- 183133302 ->>183132695 -Cope, Roman is fucked without Logan’s directions ---- 183133315 ->>183133302 -roman is actually free now that his dad is dead. you're wrong ---- 183133357 -Ken will win and do another song ---- 183133401 ->>183133315 -He just took a shitload of Logan's pills when they were in his office at the end of the last episode getting PR briefed, Roman is fucked ---- 183133431 ->>183133401 -yeah its metaphorical bro ---- 183133481 ->>183133401 -It was Advil ---- 183133516 -Bill will come out of retirement and cleanse Waystar ---- 183133530 ->>183133302 -Gerri’s the one who was actually training Roman. He needs to convince that milf to love him again ---- 183133568 ->>183133315 ->roman is actually free -You didn’t see him holding Logan’s cigar for like 15 mins in the show? He’s never coming back from this, he’s still just a vessel for Logan, not a real person ---- 183133626 -nu>>183133587 → ->>183133587 → ->>183133587 → ---- 183133691 ->>183133431 -It makes sense dramaturgically. diff --git a/tv/183121792.txt b/tv/183121792.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cc67698d0ce0aa7c3567479d857490e50f189fe9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121792.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,97 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121792 -Literally the only good A24 movie. ---- 183122915 ->>183121792 (OP) -Some of their other movies are pretty okay, but Lady Bird is one of the only movies ever that I actually wanted to watch again the next day. ---- 183122931 ->>183121792 (OP) -This was dogshit though? ---- 183122960 -Under the Silver Lake is good too ---- 183123167 ->>183122931 -Why? ---- 183123207 ->>183123167 -She's retarded asf ---- 183123210 ->>183121792 (OP) -One of those movies where you just sit your white ass down and listen. ---- 183123213 -Why was Greta so shitty in white noise? ---- 183123230 ->>183121792 (OP) -You literally just said that so people would reply. I bet you can't even name other A24 movies. ---- 183123259 ->>183123207 -Like most teenagers. ---- 183123296 ->>183121792 (OP) -if its so good then why did I shut it off midway through ---- 183123396 ->>183123230 ->EEAAO -Trash. ->The Green Knight -Trash. ->The Whale -Trash. - -Not exactly impressed with their output. ---- 183123659 ->>183123396 -I haven't even seen those movies. I guess Reddit told you to watch them or whatever. 4chan would have told you to watch stuff like Ari Aster, Rober Eggers, Safdie bros, Lanthimos and so on. ---- 183123697 ->>183123167 -It was boring, she kept asking for "an interesting" life and it kept showing a slice of life shit like a during that period when the US invaded Iraq and she watched the news on it but nothing ever came about it, they showed it a few times, and how she saw her bf's dad that was crippled or some shit. Or how the teacher goes to a mental ward or some shit, its just trying to fill in stuff that really dont matter. They showed us all of these scenes that dont matter in the movie. Its been a while after I watched it but I forgot how she decides to go to jew york. Hopfully she gets raped there. ---- 183123722 ->>183121792 (OP) -cringe ---- 183123731 ->>183123396 -You forgot ->Midsummer -Trash. ->It comes at Night -Trash. ->Aftersun -Trash. ---- 183123801 ->>183123396 -Green Knight was pretty good thoughever ---- 183123836 ->>183123659 ->Ari Aster ->Eggers ->good -lol. lmao even. ---- 183123882 ->Spring Breakers ->Enemy ->Ex Machina ->Swiss Army Man ->Hereditary ->The Lighthouse -Are all good quality. -Although I would not say Lady Bird was good. ---- 183125412 ->>183123882 -It was great. Much like American Graffiti. ---- 183125457 ->>183123801 -Pretentious schlock. Should have known better knowing the hack responsible for Disney’s new Peter Pan remake was behind it. ---- 183125807 -Saoirse is so lovely but why does she have to be in pozzed feminist garbage all the time? ---- 183125971 ->>183121792 (OP) -I had to walk out of the theater whenever I saw this because it was literally too fucking pozzed for me to tolerate. Never finished the movie to this day. ---- 183126078 ->>183121792 (OP) -I knew a girl in high school who modeled herself after this character. Fuckin arthoes. ---- 183126080 ->>183125971 -Pozzed how? My conservative boomer parents loved the film, and my father is about as allergic to wokeness as you can imagine. ---- 183126270 ->>183121792 (OP) -Lady Bird sucked hard though diff --git a/tv/183121894.txt b/tv/183121894.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 56f8ecc8cbcce6ade6fcf6a74e8ca1aae49d1262..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183121894.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,46 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183121894 -Was it autism? ---- 183121950 -she eats danny devito’s ass ---- 183122827 ->>183121894 (OP) -alcoholism ---- 183122890 ->>183121950 -Ronny James Dio eats Danny Devito's ass? Hole-y diver. ---- 183122908 -Back in the 70s and 80s, you could just be "a bit slow" without having autism or retardation or anything. - -She was a bit slow. - ->Be the ugliest woman in Boston by a longshot. ->Still have so much sex that you get pregnant, TWICE, and have no clue who the father is, both times. - -Alcohol, ladies and gentlemen. ---- 183122964 -she just couldn't keep her legs closed ---- 183122998 ->>183122890 -kek ---- 183123680 ->>183122908 -she had 8 children lmao ---- 183123895 ->>183121894 (OP) -She nailed Frasier ---- 183123916 ->>183123680 -Do Catholics really? ---- 183124691 ->>183123916 -And that's a good thing. ---- 183125033 ->>183121894 (OP) -Her problem was being related to someone who was involved with making the show while not being an interesting character or adding much of a dynamic to the show beyond SAAAM you're so sexy and DIAAANNE you're rich!! Her character is forgettable if you don't consider being a whore and poor you're main character traits. ---- 183125094 ->>183121894 (OP) -Are all italians that disgusting? ---- 183125742 ->>183121894 (OP) -she's literally me diff --git a/tv/183122242.txt b/tv/183122242.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bec7ac46cf80b96dfa4d8a69fc534231271da715..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122242.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,151 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122242 -Miyazaki destroyed shonenshit/capeshit 35 years ago. - ->"Who wouldn't tire of watching several shows in one week that all use the ultimate cheap story-line trick - that of some organization plotting to conquer the world? (...) For that matter, even love starts to seem a bit jaded as a motive when commercialized (...) Everything becomes a giant game. Love becomes a psychological game, struggling or fighting becomes a killing game, and competitions become money-based games with defined results. Japanese anime is drowning in games - to the point where even the life and death of characters is treated as a game, and creators become gods and run into a dead end. (...)" - -How can plebs recover? ---- 183122296 -who cares what some nip boomer thinks? - -quote me in 35 years ---- 183122357 -Miyazaki doesn't really like anything. ---- 183122395 -I would take him a lot more seriously if he didn’t produce stuff that’s just as schlocky as the material he’s criticizing ---- 183122406 ->>183122242 (OP) -Isn't this the guy who makes children's films? Lmao ---- 183122427 ->>183122242 (OP) -absolutely based -capeshit is unwatchable ---- 183122443 ->>183122406 -Yes ---- 183122463 ->>183122242 (OP) -This idiot is using the same little girl archetype character for all his movies. His movies aren't even considered anime they are disney cartoon shit for western audience ---- 183122492 ->>183122463 -bro they ride around in a cat that’s also a bus it’s really deep bro ---- 183122529 ->>183122406 -So you hate children? Nice self-own. - ->>183122463 -Wrong. ---- 183122562 ->>183122463 -hackazaki's flicks get boring really quick ---- 183122643 ->Disney -:( ->Disney but Japan -:o ---- 183123485 ->EUROPE BUT JAPAN GOOD ->POLLUTION BAD ->WAR BAD -I can agree with European architecture being great, pollution is bad, and war is bad, but that's literally all of his movies; they're good movies, good for kids, but hold up for adults as well -he's got a raging hard on about the US, claimed he hates rock and roll and blue jeans and US commercialization -it's the sort of seethe you get from someone who was a toddler when their country got BTFO by another one and had to spend most of his developmental life being ruled over by the conquerors ---- 183123664 ->but it's awesome to commercialize virginal maidens ---- 183123691 ->>183122242 (OP) -This guys just complains about everything ---- 183123884 ->>183123485 ->he's got a raging hard on about the US, claimed he hates rock and roll and blue jeans and US commercialization -The same doujin references his kid being born so it's from around 1967 or thereabouts. ---- 183123972 ->>183123485 ->characters wears jeans in his movies ->he's made a music video for a pop/rock song - -Have you ever considered that you just read too much nonsense sometimes? ---- 183124067 ->>183123485 -I've watched some of the docs Ghibli makes (honestly as good as the films) and he talks about how some of his earliest memories are of his family having to evacuate their home due to US bombing of civilians. -Dude's pretty measured in his dislike, keeping it to cultural exports, for someone whose formative memories are of you attempting to kill him and his loved ones. ---- 183124068 ->>183123972 -it's stuff he's said, it's just pointless, toothless seething like people do on here all day ---- 183124086 ->>183122242 (OP) -Remember he ain't talking about shit like the MCU. He's talking about stuff like UltraSeven. Also incredibly funny how one of the few people he respects is Anno who loves that shit ---- 183124137 ->>183124067 -yeah, I'm gonna call bullshit, he's remembering them by proxy because he would have been 4 years old when the war actually ended iirc ---- 183124139 ->>183123485 ->>183123972 ->>183124068 -His complaining isn't exactly very serious. He said he was describing himself in his 20s in a humourous note describing why he eventually learned how to drive cars. ->Anti-fried chicken, anti-cola, anti-American coffee,” “What’s ‘my car’ you moron!?”, “Anti-New York, Anti-West Coast, Disneyland go back to America!” ---- 183124172 ->>183124137 -3 years old and he's pretty clear about what he remembers and doesn't. -Doesn't sound all that odd to me since that's around the same time I have my first memories from. ---- 183124346 ->>183124172 -it's a thing called infantile amnesia, we don't remember anything before 4 and between 4-7 it gets really patchy -when we talk about memories we have from that time, it's usually anecdotal events told to us by our parents/family/siblings and our brain creates the memory -so, yeah, the memories are real, but they're technically someone else's -either way, he spent most of his life growing up under the heel of US occupation and that's pretty blood boiling for a young man and that kind of shit sticks with you forever ---- 183124375 ->>183122242 (OP) -Say the line troons lmao ---- 183124830 ->>183124346 ->it's a thing called infantile amnesia, we don't remember anything before 4 and between 4-7 it gets really patchy -"Childhood amnesia, also called infantile amnesia, is the inability of adults to retrieve episodic memories (memories of situations or events) before the age of two to four years. It may also refer to the scarcity or fragmentation of memories recollected from early childhood, particularly occurring between the ages of 2 and 6." ---- 183124871 ->>183124346 -I can clearly have solo memories from age 3, I can imagine a bombing is particularly scarring on a psyche. ---- 183124885 ->>183124375 -"We see ourselves as creators of “animated films”… “Anime” is more of a genre. When the term “anime” first appeared outside Japan, most of the films associated with it were sexual or violent. We would like to avoid misunderstanding. We want our films to be seen by a wider audience." - --Isao Takahata ---- 183124897 ->>183124871 -Yep same. Sporadic memories from age 3 none of which anyone else in my family remember. ---- 183124964 ->>183122242 (OP) ->I will not name him, but there is a great master of animation who always takes a young woman as his heroine. And to be frank I think he does it because he does not have confidence in himself as a man. This veneration of young women really disturbs me and I do not want to be part of it. ---- 183125054 ->>183124964 -Oshii has said so many things about Miyazaki, Suzuki and Takahata either they're incredibly fucked up or he just hates them and exaggerates their issues. ---- 183125057 ->>183124964 -hahaha ---- 183125101 ->>183122242 (OP) -I'll never understand how he acts all high and mighty and anti-war, when he's clearly just a kid who was obsessed with war and did nothing but fill sketchbooks with soldiers, tanks, airplanes and ships, and writes stories about warriors and gods and warfare... but then pulls himself back from embracing the masculine edge of violence and conquest, and veers into some hippy shit that erodes all the conflict he built up. ---- 183125172 ->>183122357 -He likes lolis. ---- 183125231 ->"WHAT'S WRONG WITH FALLING IN LOVE WITH A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL?" ->Miyazaki bellowed calmly ---- 183125235 ->>183125101 -His country lost so he copes by being anti war. He’s totally fine with all the war crimes Japan committed in China ---- 183125378 ->>183125101 -sounds like Alan Moore ---- 183125456 ->>183125101 ->>183125235 -He likes vehicles, guns and tech because they're cool. But he's never said he supported wars. ---- 183125477 ->>183125378 -I think he's so ashamed of his love for warfare and violence he goes 180 into deluding himself he's anti-war. No one can design military vehicles like that without some appreciation for man's greatest killing machines. ---- 183125545 ->>183125456 -Most people don’t “support war” but his weird obsession with portraying himself as passionately anti-war comes across as a coping mechanism ---- 183125858 ->>183124964 -A 21st century man ahead of his time. diff --git a/tv/183122275.txt b/tv/183122275.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 55ff8d85fe53a54ed0302dd51a8e4973b776f423..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122275.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,56 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122275 -dunk and egg show is in the works. are you exited? ---- 183122336 ->>183122275 (OP) -Not as excited as for HOTD but yeah it should be fun. They're not big action-packed stories so it should be more comfy kino than epic. That said, I am preparing for a black Egg or Dunk. ---- 183122380 -they're gonna blackwash it. there are fucking TONS of black characters that were removed from Game of Thrones, it's so sickening to see them capitulate ---- 183122424 ->>183122275 (OP) -not really, unless they significantly expand on GRRM's 3 stories and make a whole episodic story where they encounter and solve a different problem every few episodes. of the three only The Sworn Sword has a particularly interesting story. ---- 183122498 ->>183122275 (OP) -I don't understand. So these are spin off books in GoT or stories within the books? If it's the former, then why did the fat fuck write those similarly to House of Dragons instead of just finishing the main story? Why would I even begin to read them if it is not done? ---- 183123087 ->>183122498 -they are prequels but they are also unfinished like the main story ---- 183123249 ->>183122275 (OP) ->dunk and egg show is in the works. are you exited? -Should I be? ---- 183123287 ->>183123249 -yes, it's another reason for GRRM to not write winds, he'll be a producer of that show ---- 183123333 ->>183122498 -they are self-contained episodic short stories not a developing plot. each one has a proper conclusion. ---- 183123406 ->>183123333 -they're not self-contained. you don't understand 99% of mystery knight without having read the main series ---- 183123470 ->>183122275 (OP) -Here's some of Viserys narrating the audiobook, I hope George gets him (or Iain Glen) to do TWOW when (if) it comes out now that Roy Dotrice is dead. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqp_fDGbRRA [Embed] ---- 183123478 ->>183123287 -hooray? ---- 183124019 ->>183122275 (OP) -fool me once, shame on you. -fool me several hundred times, I'm a fool. - -Still, road life adventures of a hedgeknight is the best medieval premise and the best part of SoS. ---- 183124965 -grrm ---- 183125531 ->>183124019 -neither game of thrones nor house of the dragon has captured the medieval-ish feel of westeros ---- 183125651 ->>183122275 (OP) -Hell no. Dunk and Egg is pure soul and I know for a fact HBO is going to fuck up the casting and tone. ---- 183125748 ->exited ---- 183125985 ->>183125748 -> diff --git a/tv/183122464.txt b/tv/183122464.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 12a595f784238bfc1121c4bbd6e8a9a65651128f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122464.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,208 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122464 ->"NOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE QUIPS AND SERIOUSNESS TOGETHER!" -I've never understood this criticism. It's always from wannabe YouTube film critics who don't understand tone. - -The reason why it makes these scenes better is because you're juxtaposing two different emotions. There's nothing wrong with breaking tension using quips and humor. It's lead to several memorable moments in media. ---- 183122496 ->>183122464 (OP) -mutts are too emotionally immature to handle grief ---- 183122548 -I just don't like it. Especially now when you can feel the writers room going "uhm put a whedonesque beat here" ---- 183122586 ->>183122464 (OP) ->unexpectedly dealt a mortal injury ->in your final moments you...act like a US sitcom character -mutts are freaks, just be sad for a bit, you dont have to be grinning all the time! ---- 183122608 ->>183122548 ->Especially now - -try 10+ years ago. ---- 183122653 ->>183122464 (OP) -if the character themselves dont care about whats happening in the movie, why should I? it takes you out of it completely -theres a reason why infinity war was praised compared to the previous avengers, and thats because it didnt do this shit ---- 183122720 -That was Iron Man's character. He was the one did the quips and added levity to serious moments. Now they're making every character do that and it's stupid. ---- 183122727 ->anybody have some watermelon slices? -I thought it was a bit much ---- 183122733 ->>183122464 (OP) ->Quoting Joss Whedon to make a point about good writing ---- 183122811 -GORAMMIT WHEDON ---- 183122849 ->>183122464 (OP) -There's a difference between using humor to lighten the mood and causing a jarring shift in tone by having a dying character making a wisecrack. ---- 183122940 ->>183122849 -Remember when Thor was having an emotional breakdown and they punctuated it with a cheez whiz joke? -https://youtu.be/yzrjibEGwlg?t=24 [Embed] ---- 183122953 -Avengers kind of took that to the very limit, and everything after that has been over the line. There's something to be said about not making a movie oppressively sad, but you also need to let characters and moments have real emotion that lands. - -It's the difference between a theme park ride you enjoy in the moment and never think about again and a classic that you actually ponder over and over again. ---- 183123161 ->>183122464 (OP) -God forbid that there's any depth to mortality in films that are viewed by billions of people. ---- 183123198 ->>183123161 ->>183122940 ->>183122849 -The “reason” is because it makes the scene better by juxtaposing two different emotions. You seem to think that any breaking of tension is automatically self-referential and 4th wall breaking and it’s not. You’re just retarded. Again you expect a “real reason” fucking define what you mean. When does a story make a decision for a “real reason?” Do you mean thematic sense? ---- 183123234 ->>183123198 ->it makes the scene better by juxtaposing two different emotions -it doesnt. it doesnt at all. ---- 183123272 ->>183123198 ->it makes the scene better because...it just does ok!? -i remember being in high school too where you get extra points for using alliteration or whatever the fuck LOL ---- 183123295 ->>183122720 -this ---- 183123329 ->>183123198 - -Please, I'm struggling with my purpose -AND YOUR WEIGHT FATASS ---- 183123335 ->>183122727 ->most profitable franchise ever made by the richest fuckers ever ->somehow everything about this extremely simple shot looks fake ---- 183123371 ->>183122464 (OP) -It confuses and frustrates ESLs and low IQ people. The same type of people who get angry when a movie is criticized. ---- 183123403 ->>183123198 -Lol you think like a child. "If we mix the colors together, it'll make a prettier painting!". It only serves to depreciate the actual act of dying in the viewer's mind, not enhance it, dummy. The two aren't mixed well at all. ---- 183123466 ->>183123403 -… anon literally every other color comes from mixing primary colors. ---- 183123563 ->>183123198 -I like how juxtaposing=good in your mind, with no space for nuance or modulation. Yes juxtaposing two emotions can be done well. Go read the comments on that video and see the general opinion on that scene. If it pulls everyone out of the scene it's badly executed. ---- 183123609 ->>183122849 -well, the purpose of the joke is to make the moment not serious. "this is all a joke", or "this is all not really such a bad thing". -like, you're out walking, and you slip and fall over for whatever reason. If you didn't hurt yourself, you'll bounce right up with an awkward laugh, and your friends will awkwardly laugh with you. but if you're actually hurt you don't laugh, and if your friends laugh at you while you're hurt and not laughing then they're not your friends. - -what all these jokes are saying in the capeshit is "I'm not really hurt, this isn't actually a bad situation, I don't really care". and that can be an appropriate tone to adopt for your flick. but if it's 100% of the time, then how are you supposed to take ANYTHING seriously that's happening, when none of the characters do? and, maybe more interestingly, why do they keep trying to add serious scenes to these movies, only to then immediately go "lol, sike!"? - -not that you can't have characters do things like awkwardly attempt to make a joke in a serious situation and then have them playing off the awkwardness or the intent to help (when he makes the joke, but then immediately realizes that it was inappropriate), or stuff like that. you can combine seriousness and jokes and attempted jokes and do lots of interesting stuff with it if you're a decent writer. like, I think the MCU Iron Man can get away with making idiotic jokes, because he's this socially awkward guy saying and doing inappropriate things all the time, doing things like pretending he isn't actually hurt by making jokes as if he isn't hurt. but to have EVERY character do that, and to have all the faux-serious moments be jokes, it starts to wear on the audience ---- 183123611 ->>183123335 -Because it is? Its literally just Downey Junior naked inside a studio room covered in green screens -They never go to real locations for capeshit movies, even the ordinary backgrounds are greenscreened in ---- 183123640 ->>183123371 -Yet, that's exactly who these films are catered for? Jamie, pull up that video of Indians going apeshit in theaters. ---- 183123676 ->>183123466 -Yeah, except then it turns out to look like puke yellow. ---- 183123733 ->>183123676 ->all colors are puke yellow - -Did they not have art class in your country? ---- 183123995 ->>183122849 ->It's a tense situation, a little fucking levity, huh? ---- 183124071 ->>183123733 ->Wait, you meant ALL COLORS?! -I think you're just too stupid to argue with. This anon was right: >>183123563 you don't have the capability to recognize nuance, whether it be written word or the visual medium. ---- 183124125 ->>183124071 ->it’s like mixing colors! ->all secondary colors come from mixing primary colors ->THEYRE ALL PUKE YELLOW - -bruh this is shit white people learn in kindergarten. ---- 183124276 ->>183123403 -Every color comes from mixing colors. You are retarded lmao. Further proving my point that the people who criticize things in this matter are retarded themselves. ---- 183124370 ->>183124276 -Here we go moving the goalposts, because you're too stupid to rebut the original point. Here, let me break it down for your dumbass. - -1+1 color does not always equal a better color. - -Levity + Death does not always equal a good juxtaposition, especially when it comes in the form of one-liner capeshit quips. - -Take the (You). I can't be bothered with this nonsense anymore. ---- 183124416 ->>183122849 ->I'll never pass a drug test, call me a taxi ---- 183124604 ->>183124370 ->1+1 color does not always equal a better color. - -Jesus dude, yellow + blue = green, red + blue = purple. Without mixing colors the primary colors don’t have a contrasting color. ---- 183124733 ->>183122464 (OP) ->there is nothing wrong with breaking tension using humor -Unless you do it with every single fucking dramatic scene in your movie, which 99% of marvel movies do. Just take the situation seriously for once you disingenuous freaks. ---- 183124761 ->>183122940 ->>183123198 -it's literally just a cheez-whiz ad. god only knows how much cheez-whiz paid them for that. ---- 183124829 ->dude juxtaposing makes it good ---- 183124907 ->>183124829 ->his country was too poor for fingerpainting ---- 183125042 ->>183123198 ->putting shit in a pudding is good because it juxtaposes different flavors ---- 183125127 ->>183125042 ->all secondary colors are puke yellow ---- 183125140 ->>183122464 (OP) ->because you're juxtaposing two different emotions. -No, they're canceling each other out. Apparently I'm in the fucking minority for wanting to feel the full range of emotions besides "haha, I'm happy." Marvel's tension-breaking is like a retarded family member shouting "peepee poopoo" at a funeral. It's okay if you don't give a shit, but annoying if you actually care. I mean, I get it, it's Marvel, so you're not supposed to get too invested in it in the first place and just watch people zip around making CG explosions. But if something's best enjoyed when you don't care about it, then why watch it in the first place? This shit is only really good if you admit that it's for emotionally stunted retards and you're an emotionally stunted retard for enjoying it. ---- 183125154 ->>183125042 -Bruh pudding contrasts sweetness and bitterness. ---- 183125161 -You are brown and born after 1995 ---- 183125211 ->>183125140 ->emotions are math - -Ah, it’s autism. ---- 183125229 ->>183122608 -Whedon was the one doing it back then. He's saying the cancer spread and now even the studiohacks are hounding the writers about punching up the funny with more quipshit. ---- 183125256 -Y'all niggas are posting in a bait thread. ---- 183125506 -Do you guys not actually remember The Avengers movie? - -Coulson shoots Loki, goes "so that's what it does" (very small chuckle) lives long enough to tell Nick Fury he's going to die, dies while Nick Fury stoically watches. Nick Fury announce Phil Coulson's death over the intercom, it shows all the characters still on the flying fortress reacting solemnly to Phil Coulson's death, then Nick Fury throws bloody fucking trading cards in Captain America's face mid-speech and this all culminates in Captain America and Iron Man having an argument over whether Phil Coulson was brave or stupid, ending specifically in the line "WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS!" from Robert Downey Jr. - -That death was not played for laughs in the slightest. ---- 183125668 ->>183125211 -Oh, so you burst into tears when they made the quip because the juxtaposition made the sad part sadder? Did you laugh like you never did before because the juxtaposition made the funny part funnier? -Hey, what's the name of that mental illness where you have inappropriate emotional reactions? ---- 183125712 ->>183125506 -Why would I remember a 15 year old kids movie? ---- 183125740 ->>183125668 ->He can't feel two emotions at the same time or a complicated series of emotions -Lol. ---- 183125874 ->>183125668 -Do you demand your food doesn’t touch? ---- 183125889 ->>183122464 (OP) -the problem isn't that this is a thing, the problem is that it's being done so many times now it just forced into every character, movie and scene -there is a reason people call this marvel-speech and such and that's because marvel seems to be the one that uses it the most ---- 183126279 ->>183122653 -Except the characters do take it seriously. The writing style is just something you don't like. diff --git a/tv/183122466.txt b/tv/183122466.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3e85466c6604b1810fe072e74361eeceb0d95f6d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122466.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,117 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122466 -Well /tv/, what would you suggest? ---- 183122477 ->>183122466 (OP) -Sex with Gollum ---- 183122480 ->>183122466 (OP) -fat black crippled dykes ---- 183122505 -gimli get ipad ---- 183122550 ->>183122466 (OP) -Gollum gives Bilbo the Ring freely like in the first edition of the Hobbit. ---- 183122597 ->there will never be a film without black people ever again -bros... ---- 183122707 ->>183122466 (OP) -Just make this but longer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HAD748zyLw [Embed] ---- 183122777 -Wholesome. ---- 183122830 ->>183122777 -This is so horrible that I need to see the rest of the list. I'll look it up since this homo didn't link it. ---- 183122886 ->>183122830 -This homo wanted to dripfeed to get a thread going but here you go, faggot. -https://www.buzzfeed.com/jonathansim/lord-of-rings-return-of-king-recast ---- 183122967 ->>183122466 (OP) ->Only one nigger and it's mulatto -Never thought I'd say it but kind of a based buzzfeed article ---- 183123075 -Literally who? ---- 183123119 ->only one woman of color ->no neurodivergents ->no visibly transbodied folx -Yikes, this list is a hatecrime ---- 183123151 ->>183122886 -Wtf, Buzzfeed have actually done an alright job and haven't inserted ni- ->15. Zoë Kravitz as Galadriel -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---- 183123191 ->>183122466 (OP) -Hunter tranny as Gollum. ---- 183123200 ->>183123075 -He's an Australian actor on Euphoria. He was in a relationship with a tranny in Season 1 and Sydney Big Tits in Season 2. ---- 183123263 ->>183123119 ->only one woman of color -Anya's latinx, you fucking cishet white boy. ---- 183123325 ->>183123151 ->Tom hanks as gandalf ->Jack black at all ->alright - -Yeah no ---- 183123364 -Make way for Arwen Undómiel, the Evenstar, most beautiful being on Arda. ---- 183123391 -I can't think of a single miscast in LotR. Denethor was miswritten but that's it. ---- 183123399 ->>183123263 -I am so, SO sorry. I am literally shaking from guilt. At no point was it my intention to imply that LatinX folx were part of the oppressing class. I'll try to be better and donate this month's paycheck to the New Aztlan Initiative. ---- 183123413 ->>183123200 ->He was in a relationship with a tranny in Season 1 -no he was just a chaser ---- 183123442 ->>183123364 -But Anya Taylor Joy is a hideous mutt bug creatura, and Arwen is not considered the most beautiful elf by anyone ---- 183123492 -Kirk Douglas - Frodo -Hayden Christensen - Sam -Verne Troyer - Gandalf -Kevin James - Aragorn -Adam Sandler - Legolas -Nicholas Cage - Gimli -Jesse Eisenberg - Boromir -Vin Diesel - Pippin -Rob Schneider - Merry -Taylor Lautner - Saruman -Cara Delevigne - Galadriel -David Schwimmer - Bilbo -RJ Mitte - Elrond -George Clooney - Gollum -Jennifer Lopez - Arwen ---- 183123545 ->>183123492 -Kirk Douglas might be a little too old ---- 183123574 ->>183123545 -He might bee a little too dead also. ---- 183123621 ->>183123574 -Fortunately principal photography wrapped right before he passed. I can't imagine anyone else in the role. ---- 183123881 ->>183122886 -no no no no go no please no no no no ---- 183123914 -The LotR remake will be made by Netflix and will reflect American far-left's obsession with black people. - -"Ohhh black person. You are sooo wonderful. You and anything you do and have ever done is the alltime greatest of everything in the history of forever, and anyone who disagrees deserves to have their life destroyed." ---- 183124632 ->>183124446 -I can see it work. ---- 183124685 ->>183124632 -Don't you just love black people. Aren't they sooo wonderful? ---- 183124734 ->>183122466 (OP) -Niggers diff --git a/tv/183122543.txt b/tv/183122543.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d5d3887698c51a3a617f85013a5373f880906bf4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122543.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,219 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122543 ->Anime cant be kin-ACK! ---- 183122719 ->>183122543 (OP) -footfags should be castrated ---- 183122812 ->>183122719 ->homosexual is unhinged and violent - -what a surprise ---- 183122815 -Why is giantess so popular in Japan? ---- 183122822 ->>183122543 (OP) -Ecchi Tail has so many amazing girls but it's too long to get into -So I will just stick to Edens Zero ---- 183122863 ->>183122719 -these are macrofags you fucking retard, why would you want to castrate people who have the most vanilla and common fetish ---- 183122877 ->>183122822 -How does Mashima get away with making the same manga over and over again for decades? - -Hes just made RAVE again and again ---- 183122880 ->>183122543 (OP) -Say the line lmao ---- 183122981 ->>183122543 (OP) -Foot fetish enjoyers are true champions as they see beauty in all of the human anatomy and see every part of a woman’s body is to be enjoyed, a woman’s feet when properly taken care of is clean, shaven and nicely proportioned naturally, no callouses, no dead skin, no scuffs from heels, no off coloured skin from not washing just very manicured and presentable , why only have a little portion at a buffet when you can have some of everything I say ---- 183123055 ->>183122877 ->hardworking and steady mangaka ->draws amazing girls ->armpitfag and footfag ->not complicated stories -That's how. The guy just delivers what it's promised. ---- 183123094 ->>183122880 -Sneed? ---- 183123145 ->>183122543 (OP) -tranime ---- 183123162 ->>183123055 -This is official art? Ok hes based ---- 183123195 ->>183122880 -delet this ---- 183123236 -is this the thread? ---- 183123255 ->>183122880 -Wtf asshole ---- 183123277 ->>183122880 -stop posting your selfie every thread tranny ---- 183123299 ->>183122880 -This is why I hate it here ---- 183123328 ->>183123162 -Official artwork from his fangame RPG, anon -Mashima is working in Edens Zero, the sequel of Fairy Tail, learning english, used to make videos but I don't know if he is still on it, AND doing that fangame -How can someone not respect such based mangaka? ---- 183123358 ->>183122880 -The post that broke /tv/. Lmao look at all the seethe. ---- 183123382 ->>183122880 -I look like this and I sound like it too ---- 183123426 ->>183123328 -Because his stories suck lol ---- 183123428 ->>183122880 -FUCKING STOP I ONLY HAVE ONE DRESS ---- 183123474 ->>183122880 -Incredibly based post. Anime faggots need to get better taste, all the years I have been here and /a/ has only gotten worse and worse taste. ---- 183123487 ->>183123358 -No one is fucking seething ---- 183123527 ->>183123474 -This man fucks ---- 183123556 ->>183122543 (OP) -so this is tranime ---- 183123575 ->>183123527 -You do too, king. /a/ will have daily threads for garbage like Evangelion, Fairy Tale, One Piece, etc. -Dragon Ball threads are so bad there they got banished to /trash/ and still the subhumans who post there leak onto other boards. ---- 183123578 ->>183122880 -put me in the screencap ---- 183123585 ->>183122812 -cope -sex addicted faggots lash out in violent tantrums when somebody doesn't like their shit fetish ---- 183123641 ->>183122880 -Kek troons are on suicide watch ---- 183123688 ->>183122543 (OP) ->Anime cant be kin- ---- 183123726 ->>183122880 -Based, all animefags should be bullied. -t. animefag ---- 183123742 ->the relentless samefagging in this thread - -you know we can see the poster count right? ---- 183123765 ->>183122543 (OP) -is this the thread?? - ->183122880 -31 / 7 / 17 / 1 -anon samefags the replies, sad ---- 183123780 ->>183122543 (OP) -Based ---- 183123797 ->>183123765 ->17 -Lmao retard ---- 183123919 ->>183122880 ->anime fags forever btfo -I never thought I'd see the day. This is a victory against the leftist anime fags here. ---- 183124204 ->>183123919 ->still samefagging - -jesus christ get a fucking life ---- 183124546 ->>183124204 -You're the grown man simping for anime. That's all you. Not me. ---- 183124598 ->>183124546 -We can all see the poster count in the corner of the screen you pathetic rat ---- 183124673 ->>183124598 -You're the grown man simping for anime. That's all you. Not me. ---- 183124896 ->>183122880 -This is the hardest I've seen anime fags seethe lol ---- 183125166 ->>183124992 ->radical feminist. advocate for men's abuse shelters and gender-inclusive sexual assault laws -huh! ---- 183125197 -this board really is nothing but braindead brownoids samefagging or spouting out contrarian bullshit as bait ---- 183125220 ->>183122880 -Basado ---- 183125243 ->this board really is nothing but braindead brownoids samefagging or spouting out contrarian bullshit as bait ---- 183125291 -M.D Geist the only gook cartoon Ive enjoyed. ---- 183125300 ->>183125220 -Thanks. It's not easy keeping this board clean and the troons seething. ---- 183125336 ->>183122880 -Put me in the screencap king ---- 183125377 ->>183123055 ->>armpitfag -Proof? ---- 183125574 ->>183122877 ->Being formulaic and never straying away from the confines of conventional storytelling is how you make it BiG ine heckin Japan -No surpise then that the industry has stagnated the last decade with derivative isekai LN adaptations with titles 4 paragraphs long ---- 183125584 ->>183122880 ---- 183125611 ->>183125574 ->american telling anyone their media industry has stagnated ---- 183125644 ->>183125611 -I'm not american retard lmao ---- 183125692 ->>183125574 ->>183125644 -Dumb esl poster ---- 183125700 ->>183125644 -You must be if you are browsing an american website. ---- 183125770 ->>183125700 ->4channel is an American website -Glad you agree esl lmao ---- 183125796 ->>183125291 -I remember when every new show was moeshit /a/ put the MD Geist theme song in the background. Must have been like 14 years ago now. I don't think the modern anime zoomers even know what shit like MD Geist, Genocyber, Cyber City Oedo 808, etc even is. ---- 183125848 ->I remember when every new show was moeshit /a/ put the MD Geist theme song in the background. Must have been like 14 years ago now. I don't think the modern anime zoomers even know what shit like MD Geist, Genocyber, Cyber City Oedo 808, etc even is. ---- 183125958 ->>183125644 -Why did you respond on my behalf? ->>183125611 ->He thinks American is an insult -Imagine being anywhere but first place, but enjoy your shitty shounen fightfaggotry animated like Microsoft PowerPoint presentations, Pedro Gonzales Mercado Cervezas de Francisco. -Captcha: G8YSJ ->Gay Super Saiya jin -Based as fuck captcha generator ---- 183126008 ->>183125958 -You will never be American esl. ---- 183126083 ->>183126008 ->Dumb American ->No wait, you are ESL - -At least make up your mind, colonized and conquered schizo. diff --git a/tv/183122612.txt b/tv/183122612.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3d6a97cb43ed7f263c66eeb43098e9c8901d6c4a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122612.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,164 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122612 -Has there been any martial arts kino in the past 15 years? ---- 183122649 -Maybe ---- 183122671 -yes ---- 183122700 -The Raid 1 and 2, Baby Killers, SPL 2, Raging Fire ---- 183122712 -Combat sports are IRL kino ---- 183122752 -Conor is a scrub who can't beat Dustin Poirier ---- 183122759 -there was some the other week ---- 183122765 ->>183122752 -Stay on topic please ---- 183122768 ->>183122752 -he won the first, -was looking good the second until the fluke KO, -and the third was a freak injury. -Cope dustbincel. ---- 183122819 ->>183122700 -I tried watching The Raid after a lot of redditors and 4channers recommended it. Pretty boring. I couldn't care about any character and the plot was nothing. ---- 183122820 ->>183122765 -conor mcegregor is an actor hes in roadhouse ---- 183122834 -mma can be kino ---- 183122883 -PROPA OIRISH BUSSY ---- 183122919 ->>183122820 -His best role is convincing everyone he's not gay. ---- 183122956 ->>183122671 ->sign de contract tysoy ->i em coming for you tysoy ---- 183122971 ->>183122819 -But the martial arts were fantastic. Arguably the most important part of a martial arts film kek ---- 183123006 ->>183122971 -If the characters and story are shit, why not just watch MMA? ---- 183123010 ->>183122956 -total hohol genocide ---- 183123023 ->>183122612 (OP) -Yes. Izzy flatlined his rival 2 weeks ago ---- 183123057 ->*makes reddit seethe* ---- 183123124 ->>183123006 -Choreography. Real MMA fights can reach the intensity and technical ability of film martial arts but it's rare. If you want to watch some MMA kino watch Rory macdonald vs Robbie Lawler 2, any of early McGregor, Wonderboy vs Holland, Holloway vs Kattar. - -https://youtu.be/rOwC1p0AD3A [Embed] ---- 183123135 ->>183123057 -swedish men look LIKE THAT? ---- 183123284 ->>183122768 ->It--i-it was a fluke!! He wasn't supposed to lose!!! - -A loss is a loss. You get KO'd that's a loss. You get your body broken, that's a TKO, and that's also a loss. Objectively speaking. Conorfags are the kind of doodoo-brain boys who don't understand the rules of the game ---- 183123319 ->>183123124 -Also Hearns vs Hagler for boxing kino -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL2a2-8OHdg&ab_channel=TopRankBoxing [Embed] ---- 183123367 ->>183122612 (OP) -Ip Man movies, Ninja (2009) ---- 183123368 -I miss Yan before he was flushed ---- 183123459 ->>183123006 -Because I want a 2 hour coreographed experience, a ballet of sorts. Not actually two apes rolling on the floor and getting brain damage. Same reason why I dont want to watch people shoot each other in real life but I like it in movies. Im civilized. ---- 183123462 ->>183123023 -Took him long enough ---- 183123524 ->>183123459 ->I dont want to watch people shoot each other in real life -this is an american website buddy, we watch yard apes shoot eachother everyday ---- 183123534 ->>183122612 (OP) -never back down is pure kino ---- 183123561 ->>183123462 -goku took more than 1 episode to defeat frieza ---- 183123605 ->>183123524 -This is an anime website and Id rather my violence be in cartoons ---- 183123647 ->>183122671 -The three Fury-Wilder fights are pure unadulterated ultra kino ---- 183123660 ->>183123368 -goddamn that spinning back hand combo though. some street fighter shit lol ---- 183123682 ->>183123660 ---- 183123684 ->>183123605 -The troon said his favorite line lmao ---- 183123696 ->>183123367 -I like how the first couple Ip Man movies are tastefully done and work well as period pieces, and then it goes full blown capeshit, where he's fighting Mike Tyson (and Batista in the prequel). Still kino fights tho. ---- 183123720 -there was some movie by I think the guy in the raid where he lives in some shitty village and some thugs steal the village idol and he goes into the city to take it back. was good ---- 183123730 ->>183123684 -how did you know that I look like this? ---- 183123778 -martial art movies died off with action movies. i remember when i was a kid jet li movies were still popular. i loved the one. -also the last time i remember anyone at school talking about an action movie it was something called ong bak but that was a life time ago. - -millinieals were soft faggots and dropped the torch of action movies, it is what it is. but you got things like john wick making it seem like there could be a come back - - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCu_mJgnKCg [Embed] ---- 183123782 ->>183123124 -Kino that casuals can enjoy -https://youtu.be/yo4TbB57xWk [Embed] ---- 183123808 ->>183123720 -oh no it was ong bak and that was 20 years ago lmfao ---- 183123883 -Remember when Ariel Helwani asked Mike Tyson whether he could beat prime Bruce Lee ---- 183123963 ->>183122759 -Why are Adesanya fans so fucking GAY? ---- 183124671 ->>183122612 (OP) -nick diaz movie when? ---- 183124805 ->>183124671 ---- 183124868 ->>183124727 -goddamn that's some SSS+ Stylish taunting ---- 183125452 ->>183124900 -literally blew his one shot to win the fight by not following up on this shot immediately. He gave Leon like 7 seconds to recover while he was barely on his feet! ---- 183125749 ->>183123006 -I think you might be genuinely retarded. ---- 183125905 ->>183125452 -its not about winning, its about proving a point ---- 183126208 ->>183122612 (OP) -Hollywood cannot make kino that surpasses the effortless nature of the drama inherent to the UFC ---- 183126229 ->>183124727 -And then Dober knocked him out ---- 183126247 ->>183124831 -Should have been taking his K2 ---- 183126294 ->>183123682 -what the fuck is on that guy's head diff --git a/tv/183122625.txt b/tv/183122625.txt deleted file mode 100644 index aa8af32c4d503bf07008b94ac603fb3993c721b7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122625.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,36 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122625 -what did cristuffa say to the morgan stanley guy at the club? ---- 183122674 ->>183122625 (OP) -Imagine pumping this Khazar semeness with so much coom she dies of coom poisoning. ---- 183122997 ->>183122674 -The actress is not jewish, and this should be obvious to you if you have eyes and a brain ---- 183123354 -he said he must be loyle to his capo ---- 183123440 ->hello friend, my name is christopher but you can call me Chrissy! ---- 183124690 ->>183123354 ->>183123440 -source ---- 183124752 ->she was discovered as a teenager by David Lynch - -holy FUCK ---- 183124841 ->>183122625 (OP) ->gets ass blasted when called D GURL -wtf was her problem? ---- 183124869 ->>183124752 ->teenager ---- 183125037 ->>183124869 -lmao my bad - -Lynch is a genius though ---- 183125091 ->>183124841 -she was the vice-president of a retirement community! diff --git a/tv/183122669.txt b/tv/183122669.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 63ca9a3ca00d20867e0e42f39f1cbd2abddd13d5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122669.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,167 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123386 ->>183122669 (OP) -New album sucks. ---- 183123490 ->>183122669 (OP) - -I haven't paid attention to Metallica in years. Did Lars ever acknowledge that he acted like a gigantic faggot during the Napster situation? ---- 183123679 ->>183122669 (OP) -lars won. - -dave lost. ---- 183123792 ->>183123490 -does he look like the self-reflecting type? ---- 183123839 ->>183123386 -welcome to 1996 ---- 183123869 ->>183123490 -the industry needed someone to do a trial lawsuit and Lars was dumb enough to sign up. if it hadn't been Metallica taking the hit to their image it would have been someone else. ---- 183123873 ->>183123386 -Last three albums are all great and only nostalgiafags stuck in the 80s think otherwise. ---- 183123898 ->>183123873 -So all thrash fans? ---- 183123975 ->>183122669 (OP) -Metallica sucks lol. ---- 183124017 ->>183123386 -post thrash - -black > load > reload > hardwired > death mag > 72 > st anger ---- 183124060 -Daily reminder that AJFO is a self indulgent piece of shit ---- 183124098 ->>183124060 -Metallica's prog album ---- 183124164 ->>183122669 (OP) -high rated metal bands that only disgusting reddit faggots listen to ->between the buried and me ->the acadia strain ->botch ->the dillenger escape plan ->dance gavin dance ->loathe ->vein.fm ->godspeed you black emperor -kill yourselves you vaping faggots ---- 183124224 ->>183123839 -The Loads were good though. ->>183124017 -Black Album > Load > Reload > St. Anger > Death Magnetic > 72 Seasons > Hardwired ---- 183124301 ->>183124060 ->no bass ->when they started padding out albums, either by adding unneeded minutes to most tracks or making filler songs, their modus operandi for 35 years -Cliff's death completely destroyed them ---- 183124344 ->>183124164 -"metal" ---- 183124349 ->>183123490 -Wasn't he right? -Piracy kind of destroyed the revenue of musicians. ---- 183124367 ->>183124164 ->metal bands ->godspeed you black emperor -lol the car is one fire ---- 183124439 ->>183124017 -I completely agree with that ranking. ---- 183124504 ->>183124164 -I'm gonna take the bait but If you think GYBE is metal then you are retarded, and if you think it's bad you should kys. -Don't know any of the rest so they are probably shit. ---- 183124606 ->>183124504 -i didn’t say they were bad i said everybody that likes them is a vaping faggot ---- 183124628 ->>183124164 ->the dillenger escape plan -Smackdown vs Raw 2006 ---- 183124645 ->>183123386 ->>183123839 ->>183124224 -Since 1991 ---- 183124682 ->>183124098 -No wonder no one likes it ---- 183124702 -but they are shit ---- 183124722 ->>183123386 -https://youtu.be/m_pGYlp5Zho [Embed] - ->literally makes Kirk seethe ---- 183124739 ->>183124301 -This. The shortest song on AJFA is still over 5 mins. Ridiculous ---- 183124743 ->>183124645 -people who say the black album is bad are the same that say hersheys chocolate isn’t good enough for them -ego focused npcs being cringe on purpose for no good reason ---- 183124815 -Jethro Tull is objectively more metal than Metallica. ---- 183124862 ->>183124349 -no not really, piracy hurt the record companies - -bands make the bulk of their money on touring and merch - -The record companies needed to evolve and refused and piracy was the motivator. ---- 183125459 -What’s the deal with being signed nowadays for a new band? You can easily make a record yourself in your home studio, but you pretty much need a record deal to be able to be properly promoted and get the right exposure. However, you go in dent doing your record because nobody actually buys records anymore. Do bands pay back the debt with other income now? - -Only exception is more niche genres that don’t get much press anyway and have fanbases that actively look for obscure bands like extreme metal or abstract electronic music. ---- 183125483 ->>183125459 -There's no money in the music business unless you're a nepo baby ---- 183125540 ->>183124739 -there's a story out there that during the original And Justice For All tour, Kirk had the band stop playing the title track live because people in the audience were yawning during the second half of the song ---- 183125629 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3m6RM_PTLg [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59xskijoM-g [Embed] ---- 183125664 -Browsing through 72 Seasons reviews/reactions and watching basedboys creaming over a hopelessly mediocre album made me realize consoomers are too far gone. Metallica is literally the equivalent of a Marvel film. ---- 183125709 ->>183125540 -Kek. Yeah that song is terrible ---- 183125900 ->>183125629 ->Kip Winger creates the only progressive virtuoso music nerd band to sell millions of copies and have a fanbase that's 90% hot girls ->instead of congratulating or trying to learn from Winger the whole music industry picks on the guy -crabs in a bucket -Metallica would even play the clip of the darts during their Black Album with an audio clip of Lars yelling "Die queer!". ---- 183125997 ->>183125900 -*during their Black Album tour ---- 183126098 ->>183124060 -all of them after master putppets are -especially load ---- 183126153 ->>183124743 -metallica stopped being good when dave mustaine left and you are a retard ---- 183126159 ->>183124862 -that's not what their problem was. -the argument was: if music is available for free, an album becomes worthless as a product. - -he was 100% right about this. there hasn't been an iconic album in two decades because people just listen to singles. music videos no longer get made to promote albums they get made to get some product placement revenue. - -an album of music as art is completely dead and file sharing is to blame ---- 183126211 ->>183126159 -you have 2 choices -popular music albums or internet, which do you pick -the internet won diff --git a/tv/183122743.txt b/tv/183122743.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 602c22bbc9ee2f1ace46e540efc401e165f267ff..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122743.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,335 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122743 -Leni Klum photographed at Coachella Music Festival - -Other notable attendees this year include Xochitl Gomez and Leonardo DiCaprio ---- 183122794 -I'm just here for the music. Please stop offering me sex and drugs. ---- 183122805 -Did Leo? ---- 183122828 ->>183122743 (OP) -Imagine taking a shit right on her head. ---- 183122869 ->>183122743 (OP) -For me it's the waist and the lips. Are the booba fantastic? Yes, of course, but they'd be nothing if they were the same size but on a fat girl. ---- 183122920 ->>183122743 (OP) -look at the calf on that tranny in red ---- 183122954 ->>183122869 -This is what low T does to a nigga. ---- 183122955 ->>183122743 (OP) -she got a great rack much better than her mom -must be those italian bull genes + extra estrogen from being raised by a cuck buck ---- 183122957 -Is her mother there as well? ---- 183122980 ->>183122957 -Perfect aryan woman ---- 183122994 ->>183122957 -nice ---- 183123027 ->>183122955 -It takes a real man to raise his wife's daughter, chud. ---- 183123083 ->>183122957 -I thought Heidi Klum was married to Seal ---- 183123098 ->>183123027 -NOW THAT YOUR ROSE IS IN BLOOM ---- 183123175 ->>183123027 - -I can't mock Seal. He has always been a chill dude. ---- 183123186 ->>183122743 (OP) -leo doesn't seem like he would enjoy being at a music festival. ---- 183123222 ->>183123186 -yeah he’s awkward ---- 183123223 ->>183122743 (OP) ->Xochitl -is that a nahuatl name ---- 183123245 ->>183122743 (OP) -Why do rich people like to pretend they're counter-culture? ---- 183123279 ->>183123245 ->mass hipster festival ->counter-culture ---- 183123285 ->>183123186 ->>183123222 ---- 183123306 ->>183123285 ->mom... can we go home now? ---- 183123336 ->>183123245 -Music festivals have been the domain of rich white kids since Woodstock ---- 183123353 ->>183123285 ->Can you remember 9/11? If you can then i'm not interested, babe. ---- 183123356 ->>183122743 (OP) ->age: 18 - -I sleep ---- 183123374 -Leni nude - -https://streamable.com/hwsssv ---- 183123446 ->>183123374 -i dont get it ---- 183123486 ->>183123374 -WTF all my link is gone ---- 183123489 ->>183123374 ---- 183123583 ->>183123285 ->>183123353 ->can you remember the invasion of iraq?yes? oh I got to go ---- 183123714 ->>183123285 -leo looks fucking terrible with that goatee - -looks like fred durst. ---- 183123758 ->>183123126 -how much are they not telling us or outright making up? desire to know more intensifies. ---- 183123781 ->>183123714 -Shut up nerd ---- 183124409 ->>183123400 -No, she was a product of Heidi being bred by a top alpha male who didn't even bother marrying her. He let some other cuck raise the kid because Klum was a little cumdumpster to him. ---- 183124468 ->>183123489 -What do you even do when your daughter looks like a literal fuckdoll come to life? ---- 183124538 -good example on how the value of a woman directly correlates with the size of their milkers ---- 183124944 ->>183124468 -Be a good parent, probably. ---- 183125006 ->>183124944 -Kys tranny. ---- 183125319 ->>183123489 ->>183122743 (OP) ->>183122957 ->some man gets to come into her -life is cruel ---- 183125559 ->>183122805 -too old ---- 183125562 ->>183123083 -married a white man and gave birth to leni, divorced him and gave birth to a bunch of mutts ---- 183125655 ->>183123285 -I wonder if Leo has any actual game with women who won't immediately fuck just for being Leo. I can't imagine he does. ---- 183126101 ->>183125562 -wasn't married ---- 183126831 ->>183123027 -All his kids with her look like monsters. ---- 183126883 ->>183122743 (OP) -why don't women shave their arms? ---- 183126921 ->letting a child get breast implants ---- 183127014 ->>183126883 -because peach fuzz is great ---- 183127615 ->>183127014 -it serves no purpose and makes you look like a monkey ---- 183127660 ->>183123027 -MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAIN ---- 183127696 ->>183126921 -They're real ---- 183127703 ->>183123714 -How dare you mock Fred Durst. Faggot. ---- 183127707 ->>183126883 ---- 183127710 ->>183122743 (OP) -Literally who but nice tits. ---- 183127767 -She's having a good time. ---- 183127794 ->>183123245 -So they feel like cool rebels. Everyone likes to feel like they're out on the edge going against the flow, even if they're doing nothing of the sort. ---- 183127838 ->>183127767 -Imagine driving a tank or semi-truck through there. ---- 183127913 -blackpink headlined the 2nd night -kpop is an unstoppable cultural force ---- 183128015 ->>183127615 -pffft ---- 183128105 -her mother is a coalburner so she has homo erectus dna via telegony ---- 183128121 ->>183127913 -Kill yourself soon. ---- 183128130 ->>183123175 ->He has always been a chill dude. -Especially after his face got mauled by that seal. Cool guy. ---- 183128141 ->chochitol -jeje ---- 183128179 ->Leonardo Dicaprio -What is he doing in a music event full of young starlets? ---- 183128199 ->>183128130 -I warn anyone I know who's going to the ocean about loose seals. ---- 183128279 ->>183127767 -NO XHOCHITO,DICAPRIO IS IN THE AREA.RUN!! ---- 183128317 ->>183127707 -t. ---- 183128378 ->>183127707 -I personally don't care about arm hair and stuff of the sort, but what a nonsensical passive aggressive response. ---- 183128452 ->>183127767 -butt ---- 183128556 ->>183127707 -My biggest crush as a kid had fluffy arms, so I've always loved them. Hope you aren't walled yet Jess. ---- 183128675 ->>183122743 (OP) -Fucking hell, someone give her a sandwich or two ---- 183128752 ->>183123285 -Based ---- 183128757 ->>183127615 -it helps you regulate body temperature ---- 183129014 ->>183127014 -Name of that girl? ---- 183129094 ->>183128378 -honestly, I wouldn't even mind pit hair if it wasn't a sign of vapid cunt militant feminist. ---- 183129694 ->>183127767 -So-chee ---- 183130141 ->>183122805 -She'll be his next beard. It pays well. ---- 183130302 ->>183122743 (OP) -Heidi must look at Leni and then her children with Seal and realize she made a huge mistake, right? Leni's father is a manlet Italian troll and his sperm still produced THAT. Imagine is she has bred with a good looking German man. ---- 183130311 ->>183126883 -What are you fucking gay ---- 183130359 ->>183130311 -Everything reminds me of her ---- 183130391 ->>183123175 ->>183126831 -Heidi and Seal's kids are uglier than both of them. They would be considered ugly in Nigeria. ---- 183130688 ->>183130311 -need -source -now ---- 183130743 ->>183128179 -I can imagine him being a $uicideboy$ fan. ---- 183130798 ->>183122743 (OP) -She'll be shitting out nigglettes before the cum dries on your jizz rag ---- 183130816 -milquetoast ---- 183130997 ->>183130798 -KEK ---- 183131026 ->>183122859 -Imagine pulling out ---- 183131037 ->>183129014 -elizabeth turner ---- 183131062 ->>183130311 -WHOMST ---- 183131091 ->>183123027 ->Mr. Burns ---- 183131098 ->>183122743 (OP) -SONYA BLADE ---- 183131148 ->>183127767 -Her personality is so amazing -Always happy ---- 183131157 ->>183127767 -That's my wife ---- 183131182 ->>183126101 -no wonder she looked italian to me ---- 183131217 ->>183131148 -Do you think she would still be smiling if I severed her sciatic nerve? ---- 183131427 ->>183130311 -source ---- 183131449 ->>183123489 -more - -Please ---- 183131629 ->>183131037 -Thanks anon ---- 183132147 ->>183126101 - -I want to crash my Renault into her concrete barriers, if you know what I mean ---- 183132734 ->>183122743 (OP) -Her tits would be gigantic if she gained weight ---- 183133023 ->>183126101 -How can you have respect for a mom you knew was passed around and discarded before you even understood what that meant ---- 183133089 -I thought it was weird that Heidi Klum did a bikini shoot with her like the second she turned 18. ---- 183133168 ->>183122743 (OP) -imagine how easy her life is ---- 183133193 ->>183122957 -boing ---- 183133257 ->>183132147 -Gotcha ---- 183133271 -this was the only reason to go to coachella ---- 183133453 -These shows have nepotistic spawn of kike bankers and dancing monkeys come in a parched enclosure, sit apart from their giga nigger bodyguards and have paparazzi snap a few shots for Murdoch media publications. I guess it's the modern equivalent of debut balls or whatever ---- 183133703 ->>183123285 -I think Leo is getting to a point where the age of girls he wants to fuck don't even know who he is -he's not exactly putting out yearly blockbusters ---- 183133757 ->>183132734 -The longer she can keep that waist is what will make her tits and pelvis/waist look greater in size. diff --git a/tv/183122829.txt b/tv/183122829.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8651ee6c4a6000dce6b066117b69de1cc4b74131..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122829.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122904 ->>183122829 (OP) - -Jonesy doesn't keep his sidearm loaded. ---- 183123251 ->>183122829 (OP) -It's a fucking cat-anon 2022 ---- 183124048 -i think he's rather stoic here ---- 183125399 ->>183122829 (OP) -stfu Jones is based ---- 183125428 -Not his problem. diff --git a/tv/183122916.txt b/tv/183122916.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bc5e57c23e151aefd99e76a5e67116769ce734d5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122916.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,49 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122916 -What did we think of the teaser? ---- 183123469 -What was the point of calling this show true detective past season 1? ---- 183123550 -Trying too hard to be Season 1. ---- 183123566 ->>183122916 (OP) -there was a 3rd season? when?? ---- 183123594 -The black girl is too sassy already. Why does Hollywood want to portray black women as annoying cunts? ---- 183123637 ->>183123566 -the main mystery was unbelievably stupid ---- 183123650 ->>183123469 -capitalize on the success of the first one -and pizzaman was the writer (until this one) ---- 183123672 ->>183123566 -Dem keedz. ---- 183123723 ->>183122916 (OP) -Don't care. Not watching it. Fuck current year media bullshit. ---- 183123942 -cast kstew as a felon she handcuffs in her patrol car and i will watch your kino. ---- 183123947 ->>183122916 (OP) -Surprised they went with the child trafficking cult plotline again considering who the president is. Here I thought Jodie Foster was an ally. Guess she's a chud like the rest of Hollywood. ---- 183124026 ->We want the Wind River crowd ---- 183124134 -I hope the villain turns out to be Anthony Hopkins in a bear costume ---- 183124268 ->>183124134 ---- 183124555 ->>183122916 (OP) -looks like shit, image too soft. Where to they find these hack dp's? ---- 183125498 ->>183123672 -Displace. ---- 183125716 ->>183124555 ->too soft -What do you mean ---- 183125762 ->>183122916 (OP) -Even the monalisa's falling apart diff --git a/tv/183122930.txt b/tv/183122930.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3148d03fa3c4670818b5fe84cdadaec1e5cf6ede..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183122930.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,97 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183122930 -How in the world could you adapt this into a movie and still have it appeal to normies? -Ideally, there would be very little dialogue with the MC not speaking at all outside of grunts. He'd also be alone for much of the movie and the only interactions would be with enemies or the environment. -I just don't see that flying with the generation that grew up with non-stop quipping. ---- 183122999 -I know how to write it but you're not getting my ideas. Now fuck off Hollywood. ---- 183124362 ->How in the world could you adapt this into a movie -FromSoft has dogshit writing so I wouldn't. Best meant for a board game instead. ---- 183124459 -make it like Refn movies, just dramatic music playing while looking at cool sets and monsters - -despite ADHD generation movies now are slower and longer than ever ---- 183124484 -It would work best as a tv show. There's too much ground to cover for a single movie. ---- 183124493 ->>183122930 (OP) ->reddit souls -Zanzibart...Forgive me.... ---- 183124531 ->>183122930 (OP) -Basically just The Green Knight but interjected with sword fights every 10 minutes. ---- 183124532 ->>183122930 (OP) -Why would you want to do that. ---- 183124579 ->zanzbart...please...forgive me.... -Lmao ---- 183124582 ->>183124493 ---- 183124596 ->>183124459 ->despite ADHD generation movies now are slower and longer than ever -nah that makes sense. slow movies with less plot/dialogue requires less concentration or focus. it's the same reason why zoomer humor on tiktok/youtube is all about fast cuts and non-sequiturs. It doesn't matter whether it is slow and long or fast and quick just so long as you don't need to do much to follow along ---- 183124677 -I really doubt it could work as a movie. The atmosphere heavily relies on isolation, exploration, and extreme self reliance, I don't think its possible to capture the feelings I felt playing it without ME controlling the player. - -Without getting too psuedy and lecturey, this is one of the prime examples of games as art, its narrative driven and atmosphere heavy, has plenty of unique storytelling and character interaction, but its all done in a way that really just cant be done in television or film. Even the non gamey bits rely on it being a game. -Quietly walking around dangerous isolated ruins and exploring, reading notes, looking for hidden rooms and clues as to what happened there, its engaging to actually do it, maybe engaging to read it, would probably be incredibly boring to watch it. ---- 183124708 -You could totally make a good Tarkovsky-esque film out of the basic Dark Souls script. Problem is lack of audience who'd be willing to shell out for it. Most of the people who play DS don't actually care about the story and making an action flick out of it wouldn't capture it right, even if done well. A cash in CGI action garbage is all Hollywood would ever dare make of it, so who cares. The only reason they make adaptations in the first place is to cash in on the name; it's all pump and dump. ---- 183124712 ->>183124596 -that's the internet, but the actual movies are longer and slower than ever before -in 90s and early 2000s releasing a blockbuster over 100minutes would be unthinkable, now it's bare minimum and most movies hit 3+ hours. -and in dark souls you don't need to follow along, entire plot is explained in like 3 conversations (oscar, blue sad guy, fraampt) all like a minute long ---- 183124729 ->>183122930 (OP) ->ZANZIBAAAAART ---- 183124736 -MC should be like Clint Eastwood as the man with no name. Patches is his Tuco. Let a good supporting cast bounce off of him. ---- 183124778 ->reddit souls ---- 183124812 ->>183124729 -kek ---- 183124819 ->>183124712 ->that's the internet, but the actual movies are longer and slower than ever before -That's my point, there's no contradiction. Generation adhd can appreciate long or quick media of any format just so long as you don't really need to focus. It's all about "zoning out", it doesn't matter whether it's for 3 mins or 3 hours. Your point about Dark Souls' story telling is another example. ---- 183124867 -Would have to be extremely visual/soundtrack focused with very little dialogue, which CAN be done, like pic related. However I wouldn't trust 99% of directors to do any kind of visual art/visual storytelling. Cinematography and sound editing are pretty much lost arts now. Just look at basic fundamental things like lighting in modern movies vs old ones, directors would rather add hideous immersion breaking grey filters than do actual lighting work. ---- 183124889 ->knight walks down a decrepit corridor for 5 minutes with harsh moonlight shining in from the cracks and ruins as the only light source ->he drags a large broadsword by his side that makes a grating noise as it slides across the ground ->he turns the corner to see a fire pit in front of a very large majestic door that stands out from all the rubble ->by the fire pit is a sad-looking scantily woman with pale blue skin and red eyes ->she whispers, "welcome traveller, is there anything I can tempt you with?" ->she waves her hand over her body suggestively but a closer look reveals jars with coloured clouds inside them ->the knight ignores her and continues towards the door ->the woman grins briefly, "you might regret that" ->the knight lowers his sword and uses both arms to push the giant door open before picking his sword up once more ->on the other side is a quaint cathedral, dusty but in good shape ->light pours in through the stained glass above the altar at the front ->sitting at the altar is a frail king with his back to the entrance ->as the knight approaches, the king slowly turns ->"hallo, there... you've come for my mirror..." ->the king is suddenly engulfed in a red light and lets out a blood curdling scream ->he transforms into an 8ft giant, his face essentially just a skull, featherless wings on his back, and a scythe larger than his body is his arms ->he lunges at the knight ->a ten minute fight follows -Rinse and repeat 5 times. ---- 183124935 -Don't adapt the game directly and instead make it something that happens either at the same time as the game separate from the game's events or set it before when there were more people around. ---- 183125011 ->>183124484 -Kino ---- 183125157 ->>183122930 (OP) -Everything doesn't need to be adapted -Fucking money grubbing Hollywood kikes need to let writers with original concepts work ---- 183125258 ->>183124532 -because he's a soulless npc and this is what the masses want. ---- 183125301 -I would make it literally uninterruptible and then have people argue how if you didn't get it, you're just stupid. diff --git a/tv/183123011.txt b/tv/183123011.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 08efdb0f4fe7b2a90ac9b17c5b5b20f5341439b5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123011.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,49 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123011 ->WHAT? My husband is on sigma grindset making mad money and wants me not to worry about it? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME OTHERS MAN COCK -What was her fucking problem ---- 183123158 -A man who cheats is deserving of a few weeks on the couch. A woman who cheats is grounds for immediate divorce and justifies death. -Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: You cannot ---- 183123197 ->>183123011 (OP) -that doesn't make any sense... ---- 183123322 ->>183123158 ---- 183123555 ->>183123011 (OP) -Vince had no fucking idea what to do with her character so he wrote fucking nonsense filler. -I hate that the actress got so much flak for a badly written part. You could put the best actress in the world in that role and everyone would hate her regardless. ---- 183123639 ->>183123158 -talaq talaq talaq! ---- 183123674 ->>183123639 ->when you need to lay off sigma grinding because it’s ramadan ---- 183123743 ->>183123555 -The problem with Skyler is that she was clearly first envisioned as another shitty aspect of Walt´s life that fueled his desire to break bad. However, for some reason Vince decided to made her a martyr of Walt´s escapades which did not work because you can´t write a character to be intentionally annoying but also sympathetic at the same time. ---- 183123927 ->>183123011 (OP) ->you just... need to be happy that your husband is drawing a massive target in you and your children's back for the cartel to cut your insides out while you are still breathing - -Walt was a faggot for wanting both the business and his family ---- 183123976 ->>183123158 -Based as hell ---- 183124046 ->>183123011 (OP) -if he's so sigma and women only want money etc -why did she fuck ted? ---- 183124184 ->>183123158 -This, but both deserve death for sinning. ---- 183124689 ->>183123158 -based ->>183124184 ->sinning -Has nothing to do with sinning retard ---- 183125898 ->>183123011 (OP) -she was a bitch diff --git a/tv/183123051.txt b/tv/183123051.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 987a8986cb6895f1ffb2645877d152e0c10d043e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123051.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,45 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123051 -If you go up this close to the urinal, you are 100% a faggot, a psychopath, or both. -Also, jdrama thread. ---- 183123093 ->>183123051 (OP) -Real lads cross streams. ---- 183123131 ->>183123051 (OP) -this is why i go to the women’s bathroom and pee in the sink ---- 183123156 ->>183123051 (OP) -But i'm a nervous pee'er! ---- 183123282 -If I'm in the bathroom with someone else and hear their pee stream I will subconsciously start making fun of them based on perceived characteristics and if I hear someone struggle I let out a hearty laugh and say "Don't be so nervous champ, everyone can do it" before pissing as hard as I can while maintaining eye contact ---- 183123340 ->>183123282 ->tp -this’s why i prefer shitting my pants than go to public bathrooms ---- 183123847 ->>183123247 -is the joke that canadians are gay? ---- 183123945 ->>183123051 (OP) -There was this infamous prankster in my high school years before I was there and he would just come an pee in the same urinal with you. Sneaking up. That was his prank. ---- 183123998 ->>183123051 (OP) -Japs have really tiny dicks. Hey need to get that close to the urinal ---- 183124027 -for me, it's pissing in the urinals with your friends when your drunk at the club ---- 183124062 ->>183123093 ->HAHA LIKE THEYRE ASSERTING DOMINANCE LOL CROSS STREAMS LIKE BROS BUT THEYRE GAY LOL LMAO -you have to go back ---- 183124117 ->>183123998 ---- 183124132 ->>183123051 (OP) -why do you want to see everyone cock so bad, homo? ---- 183124627 ->>183124132 -for science ---- 183125805 ->>183123156 -then I guess that makes you a faggot. Jury's still out on psychopath diff --git a/tv/183123053.txt b/tv/183123053.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 88a5dc4a48827032f1be19be2218e37b4877657a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123053.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,67 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123053 -Honestly guys? I’m starting to think Hollywood treats brown people worse than white people. This is bad ---- 183123265 ->>183123053 (OP) -So the chuds were right all along…leftists are the real racsists. Redditbros why didn’t we listen? ---- 183123293 ->>183123053 (OP) -Why do they make shitty live action adaptations of good animated films? It makes no sense. ---- 183123314 ->>183123265 -Everyone is racist. Its just white leftists who are racist against themselves. ---- 183123393 ->>183123293 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m37G-06ibAU [Embed] ---- 183123476 ->>183123293 -at one point nostalgia printed money, now hollywood (disneed) relies on digging up the bodies of their old greats and farms outrage which in turn increases advertising of brands -they know the films are shit, they don't care because angry people are going to see it regardless ---- 183123528 ->>183123053 (OP) -Imagine a world where Disney actually made these live action films with the same craft, atmosphere, quality, and charm as the animated ones. One can dream ---- 183123603 -I wouldn't be surprised if they caved and re-casted to appease the brown people. - ->>183123293 -I've heard rumors that it extends copyright for the IPs but I don't know if that's true. Makes sense for Pinocchio and Dumbo since they're old as fuck but Lilo and Stitch is just over 20 years old so there should be plenty of time before they would need to do a live action. ---- 183123622 ->>183123528 -in a digital world, toys don't really sell like they used to, which means memorable character designs are also not a priority ---- 183123693 -god I hate how /pol/tards eat this shit up. It’s a small minority on twitter that care about this you retards. 99% of people don’t even know there’s a Lilo and Stitch remake in production ---- 183124136 ->>183123265 -or like many cases, rightoids faking outrage to make it look like leftist hypocrisy ---- 183124196 ->>183123693 -and yet here you are. -now make twenty more posts about how everyone is obsessed. ---- 183124486 ->>183123293 -These movies make billions of dollars. ---- 183124558 ->>183123293 -Nostalgia but also nobody respects animation ---- 183124610 ->>183124196 -I’m here because every fucking thread is about this stupid shit you ingrate ---- 183124635 ->>183123693 -a small minority on twitter is still more people than everyone posting on pol combined and their wingeing gets amplified by mainstream news sources as if it's valid. ---- 183124658 ->Polynesians ->not obese -Very unfaithful representation ---- 183124749 -GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! OUR NEW MARKETING STRATEGY! ---- 183125212 -Do non mixed Polynesians even exist now? -They're all bleached. ---- 183125293 ->>183125212 -Nani's actress isn't Polynesian at all, pic rel is her sister's listed ethnicity ---- 183125409 ->>183124136 ->I-IT'S A FALSEFLAG!!!!11 -Desperate cope diff --git a/tv/183123081.txt b/tv/183123081.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8c3f87ce502804eef9e97b3a716ab2afc5201621..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123081.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123081 -WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO YOU PRECIOUS, I'M OVER THIS, WHY DO YOU WANT TO THROW IT AWAY LIKE THIS, WHY WOULD I WANT TO WATCH YOU DISCONNECT, AND SELF DESTRUCT ONE BULLET AT A TIME ---- 183123178 ->>183123081 (OP) -How the FUCK did theze movies get popular? They are not good movies, not good movies, not good zombie movies, not good Resident Evil movies and just straight up bad movies ---- 183123754 ->>183123178 -Just campy shlock ---- 183123822 ->>183123178 -Hot chicks, Zombies and cool set pieces. ---- 183123960 ->>183123178 -recently rewatched the first RD and it was peak comfy ---- 183123991 ->>183123178 -It's fun movies ---- 183124160 ->>183123178 ->How the FUCK did theze movies get popular? -This was prime Milla Jojovich anon, probably one of the most strikingly attractive women ever to be filmed. It doesn't matter how shitty the movies are when you have someone that hot on the cover. ---- 183125337 ->>183123178 -they are fun ---- 183125733 ->>183123178 -it was capeshit before capeshit got really popular diff --git a/tv/183123096.txt b/tv/183123096.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1058d343dcae1f669ed5b15cabe41b07d0a5bb0d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123096.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,170 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123096 -It' been over 20 years, why are there no comedy movies making fun about the absurdities of 9/11? ---- 183123155 ->>183123096 (OP) -The boomers are still alive and don't want to be made fun of for getting tricked into supporting like a dozen different wars based on false premises. ---- 183123327 ->only steel frame building to ever collapse from fire ->collapsed with free fall speed ->interview of owner telling people to "pull it" ->bbc reporting its collapse before it happened ->explosives found in the debris ->corpse of glownigger found in the basement - -The fact that people ate this up is laughable. ---- 183123407 ->>183123096 (OP) -This was 6 years after 9/11 zoomer faggot: - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY [Embed] ---- 183123448 ->they flew a WHAT into WHERE??? ->oh mah lawd they some kinda kamikaze ass niggas ---- 183123463 ->>183123096 (OP) ->OP hasn't seen this turbokino -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1vH0E6A5_0 [Embed] ---- 183123627 ->>183123327 -Theres probably a hundred videos on youtube, some made by civil enginers, going over the events that lead to the collapse of tower 7 and the reports, findings and studies that have gone into that event. But you dont want to watch that. You want to live in a very special world where you can feel special because you're in the know, you know and your friends doesnt. And that makes you special. ---- 183123717 ->>183123627 ->Theres probably a hundred videos on youtube, some made by biology professors, going over reasons why a man can get pregnant, why gender is just a social construc and findings and studies that explain this in detail. But you dont want to watch that. You want to live in a very special world where you can feel special because you're in the know, you know and your friends doesnt. And that makes you special. ---- 183123794 ->>183123627 -Glow harder ---- 183123805 ->>183123327 -Remember when they found the hijackers' passports on the street after plane crashes and thousands of tons of rubble? -That was strange. ---- 183123986 ->>183123805 -Kek, no surviving black box but a paper passport that was apparently forged in the heart of a dying star. ---- 183124030 ->JET FUEL CANT DURR HUURR -the government is lying about 9/11, this however isn't proof of anything you fat fucking retards ---- 183124034 ->>183123986 ->>183123805 - -Then their were all those terrorists who were accidentally "alive" in their home countries as well that were supposedly on the planes. Can't forget those guys. ---- 183124051 ->>183123805 -the pilot threw it out of the window before crashing ---- 183124052 ->>183123096 (OP) -Charlie Sheen and Oprah did one: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mjzi_n0P1g [Embed] ---- 183124082 ->>183123805 -How did they know it was from one of the hijackers in the first place? Makes literally 0 sense. ---- 183124085 ->>183123805 -I knew this was suspect as hell even when I was 8 years old ---- 183124310 -Where's the plane? ---- 183124462 -I am currently trying to present evidence to GhatGPT about inconsistencies in the 9/11 narrative, but it always goes back to the mainstream narrative despite having no beliefs or opinions. ---- 183124473 ->>183124310 -Within minutes of the attack the FBI confiscated 82 cameras near the pentagon, it was a fucking misile ---- 183124556 -THE HARDLY BOYS ---- 183124600 ->>183123327 ->wrong ->wrong ->no context ->so? ->wrong ->haha buzzwords -Take your meds ---- 183124620 ->>183123627 -deep down you know it's bullshit so you get all mad like that. -I showed my boomer dad the documentary 'the new pearl harbor' and he got all upset and said to turn it off and that he didn't want to watch anymore of it after the first part. he said it was all bullshit but I could tell he was visibly startled, especially when it got to the part where one of the people who allegedly called from the plane can clearly be heard saying "it's a frame" seconds before she hangs up. -People literally cannot handle the truth but they can't accept that they can't accept things so they get all mad and go into denial. -shit like 9/11 actually being a big sham is too reality breaking for boomers. they literally think they are going to heaven when they die lmao ---- 183124696 ->>183124473 -https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pentagon_Security_Camera_1.ogv - -You can see it for one frame before the impact. It's not a plane. ---- 183124888 ->>183124556 -KEK ---- 183124981 ->>183123805 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PENTTBOM ->A passerby picked it up and gave it to a NYPD detective shortly before the World Trade Center towers collapsed -comedy gold ---- 183125075 -Don't forget the US was offered Bin Laden and they refused MULTIPLE times. -https://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=80482 ---- 183125111 ->>183125075 -Americans are so fucking awesome ---- 183125121 ->>183124696 -how can you tell it's not a plane you mentally incapacitated homosexual? ---- 183125195 ->>183124981 ->recover the passport of an attacker multiple blocks away from ground zero -Are we to believe that it wasn't liquefied on impact with the rest of the body? ---- 183125250 ->>183123627 -Wow videos on youtube support you that's crazy man!! Surely you've taken the time to read all opposing view points too and aren't just a hypocritical worm? -https://ine.uaf.edu/projects/wtc7/ ---- 183125263 ->>183123096 (OP) -Minions 2 ---- 183125328 ->>183123096 (OP) -OP are you zoomer, who just saw this family guy clip https://youtu.be/fVwcO7R3y8k [Embed] in one of those pipeline shorts or something? ---- 183125613 ->>183124696 -I also believe it was a missile but from where did it originate? Plane, sub, or maybe ground based? ---- 183125699 -https://youtu.be/Vt_tv7t79WY [Embed] ---- 183125851 ->>183123327 -I cannot get over how retards have become retarded enough to unironically fall for the 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' meme ---- 183125953 ->>183124030 ---- 183125955 ->>183125851 -jet fuel can't melt steel memes. ---- 183125960 ->>183123155 -Why would they care? Most of them were already too old to be fight and were behind desks by then I would have thought GenX and older millennials who actually fought in those wars would be more defensive. - -------------------------------- -Stop The Steal -Stand For The Anthem, Kneel For The Flag -Israel And America... The Dynamic Duo That Keeps Evil Awake At Night! -United States Marine Corps 1966-1968 MOS 3381 -United States Postal Service 1968-2000 -PROUD TRUMP CAMPAIGNER 2016-UNTIL THE SWAMP IS DRAINED -------------------------------- -Posted from my SeniorEase app for iPhone ---- 183125962 ->>183123327 ->>183123794 ->>183123805 ->>183123986 ->>183124310 ->>183124462 ->>183124473 ->>183124620 -Put the meth pipe down and take the meds ---- 183126116 ->>183125851 -That's WTC7, you retard. ---- 183126182 ->>183123805 ->>183124981 -Yeah I was just a kid but I remember thinking it was really, really fucking fishy they just happened to find the hijacker's passports on the same fucking day. ---- 183126275 ->>183126182 -Why? There were only a few that were found at crash sites. Most of them were digital copies from records and one or two from luggage that didn't transfer. diff --git a/tv/183123159.txt b/tv/183123159.txt deleted file mode 100644 index be707b51e52ec12a4d6c5f662d23e92ac23aef73..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123159.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123159 -ITT: 2000 kinos ---- 183123189 -Is that my nigga Sisqo? ---- 183123224 ->I have le coffee maker on the red carpet, isn’t that randum xD my humor is a little off kilter and zany!! *does a wacky face* ---- 183123260 ->>183123224 -You weren't alive when this happened ---- 183123266 ->>183123224 -What do you expect from a canadian? ---- 183123304 ->>183123159 (OP) -thong song ---- 183123596 -sovl ---- 183124827 ->>183123159 (OP) -And we thought we reached peak degeneracy with the thong song ---- 183125440 -What can I get for you? ---- 183125665 ->>183123159 (OP) ---- 183125726 ->>183123159 (OP) -how are you going to fit 2000 kinos into one thread? diff --git a/tv/183123326.txt b/tv/183123326.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9f145b55363170f3788d77a3daf3248010bcf5ae..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123326.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123326 ->gives kids once in a lifetime opportunity to tour his literal chocolate factory ->surprised the kids act like kids -What was his fucking problem ---- 183123541 ->>183123326 (OP) -I'm sorry that you were a feral child who was dragged up and taught no manners. ---- 183123737 ->>183123326 (OP) -it's not hard to teach your kids basic manners. In most cases I bet he would have been OK with the kids being little shits, IF they bothered to apologize. But none of them did. Charlie was the only one who was a stand up person despite his grandpa Joe being a fucking imbecile. ---- 183123858 ->>183123737 ->you can eat anything in this factory ->shocked when one of them eats the blueberry gum ---- 183124887 ->>183123326 (OP) -They make a point in the movie that he's an antisocial loser. ---- 183124921 -This was already discussed in many previous threads. Kys. ---- 183126014 ->Blueberry diff --git a/tv/183123373.txt b/tv/183123373.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5f1800b04bf2bdab34bc8bee2a8601f161072c55..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123373.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,200 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123373 -Why is /tv/ so selective in its outrage about historically inaccurate Netflix documentaries? Ancient Apocalypse had infinitely more lies in it than the Cleopatra one. ---- 183123414 ->It's only ok..........when it suits me? ---- 183123422 ->>183123373 (OP) -Kys LOL ---- 183123425 ->>183123373 (OP) -everyone's a hypocrite ---- 183123468 ->>183123373 (OP) -anytime there is any theory that has black people being anything but retarded mooching monkeys that can't really do anything then I immediately don't trust it. ---- 183123472 -Aliens were black though and colonized earth to return to traditional ways of living until racist Europeans evolved from monkeys and then oppressed and enslaved the descendants of the aliens ---- 183123509 ->tons of evidence saying she was macedonian greek ->she was black doe ---- 183123663 ->>183123509 ->macedonian greek -This is like saying Spartan Greek. You can just say Greek unless you're braindead Gal Gadot ---- 183123683 ->>183123480 -this happens all the time btw and has been always happening. Blacks have been beating, raping killing whites since the dawn of time ->>183123663 -who cares. Imagine defending or minting any fucking care for niggers at this point. ---- 183123707 ->>183123373 (OP) -I'm racist. ---- 183123772 ->>183123683 -maintaining * ---- 183123834 ->>183123663 -people who don't interbreed look different ---- 183123875 ->>183123683 -My comment had nothign to do with "minting any fucking care for niggers at this point" you illiterate fucking retard. i was correcting you as to historical usage of terms when referring to the people you are so outraged are being misrepresented. -Why are all chuds so fucking dumb? Someone helps you out and your malformed excuse of a brain interprets the stream of incoming words as insults reflexively. -Literal waste of space ---- 183123897 ->>183123373 (OP) -Ancient Apocalypses was for the ancient aliens crowd, barely worth discussing in a historical context and no one will take it seriously. Cleopatra on the other hand is a actual documentary (or trying to be anyway) but its casting is both a major inaccuracy and perpetuates a myth Egyptians fucking hate. - -Post Netflix parody posters ---- 183123934 ->>183123683 ->>183123834 ->This inability to process my initial post -Does it confuse the bots when you agree in principle but correct them on a technicality or do russian /pol/grammers just not understand the use of a proper noun as an adjective. ---- 183123959 ->>183123875 -I wasn't that anon and typos have nothing to do with being illiterate you insecure, low iq spaz. -You freak out over others being dumb while making multiple mistakes and not even paying attention to what others are saying. -Hey you dumb, unaware, fucking cunt, who cares about niggers. who cares about being correct about what them when they are so evil and stupid and worthless. Answer that question and stop being a pussy lol. ---- 183123994 ->>183123897 -Side note. Historical inaccuracies in something like a mockumentary or a obvious dramatization of host are less of a problem than in documentaries trying to actually teach people something. No one bitches about the casting of Hamilton for example ---- 183124007 ->>183123480 -And that's how another racist is born ---- 183124022 ->>183123959 ->who cares about niggers. who cares about being correct about what them when they are so evil and stupid and worthless. -I'm talking about the fucking Greeks you have your panties in such a bunch about in the first place. God damn you're dense ---- 183124133 ->>183123373 (OP) -Fuck off lefturd ---- 183124148 ->>183123897 ->no one will take it seriously ---- 183124175 ->>183124007 -stfu chud white peepole deserves it and gotta give up dem moneyz n land. finn wop dindu do beeop chickin watermelon ->>183124022 -welp that's the question I asked. if some nigger is playing some greek but the terminology is all wrong about said greek being played by the nigger then yeah it's about niggers. ---- 183124190 ->>183123480 -I don't understand I thought americans had a lot of guns, what's the point if you won't shoot at these feral monkeys? ---- 183124245 ->>183123875 -stop dodging the point of the thread, the point is she wasn't black you amerislime piece of shit ---- 183124302 ->>183123480 -Thank you niggers. You just made a whole family of the propieters of your inevitable expulsion and genocide ---- 183124317 -Totally factual documentary with literal mountains of evidence vs -Made up conspiracy Bullshit. - -Hmm wonder why chuddy is always correct ---- 183124365 -reminder that if you believe you don't hate niggers you are just ignorant and aren't experineced enough in life. -You aren't smart. You aren't better than other people. We are all trash and niggers are way fucking worse than every other race by a mile. ---- 183124420 ->>183123373 (OP) -I don't defend Hancock's bullshit. -Problem is, archeologist, geologists and historians will point his fake shit out, but they won't call out Netflix over their ''documentary''. -That's the main issue. ---- 183124426 ->>183124190 -How should I know retard ---- 183124474 ->>183123373 (OP) -https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/lYbysdb3XIntoI2ZHYskVw/ - ->14 times ---- 183124525 ->>183124245 ->SHOW IS BAD BECAUSE IT IS WRONG!!!!!! ->I agree but you are also wrong in this one way ->FUCK YOU I LITERALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT IT BEING WRONG ALL I CARE ABOUT IT IT HAVING NIGGERS REEEEEEEE -Every time. The reason chudcels consistently lose every argument is because they always argue in bad faith ---- 183124533 ->>183123373 (OP) ->says the cuck trying to cancel a show while pretending to pass the other one as REAL history ---- 183124732 ->>183124533 -Who are you quoting chudlet? ---- 183124767 ->>183124474 -I was legit about to check myself. Thank you. ---- 183124782 ->Who are you quoting chudlet? ---- 183124916 ->>183124525 -it's not about the nigger, anon. you low iq sewer goblin. it's about what the nigger represents. ---- 183125280 ->>183123373 (OP) -white people know it's fiction, but blacks gonna see the black Cleopatra and think it was real and try to rewrite history. They are very dumb and people don't want to give ammunition to their stupidity ---- 183125361 ->>183123373 (OP) -Both are retarded, Graham is a huge fucking idiot. Just because mainstream archeologist don't like him doesn't mean he is right. - ->>183123480 - -I feel weird about this, I feel bad for her but at the same time maybe this is the only way to make her see that her progressive worldview might not always be right. Being realistic she probably calls people who criticize the ones that attacked her racist, white women are deep into the progressive idoelogy. ---- 183125424 ->>183124007 -> Thinks she's gonna be racist after this -Anon she's a white women, probably a progressive one, she will be kneeling and saying BLM by the end of the month. Even conservatives are like that, imagine progressives. Whites are cucks. ---- 183125544 ->>183125361 -I remember reading a swedish article by a man who'd had his daughter raped and murdered and he wrote about how he forgave the guy and didn't want him severely punished. I genuinely would've attacked and attempted to murder him on the spot if he'd said something like that to my face, reading it made me so enraged. But I guess that's the point. Gotta keep clicking those articles. Doesn't change that he deserves to die though. As does this woman deserve everything she suffers from this, probably. It's almost all women championing dindus, whether they be blacks, other women, or psychopathic serial-killing cannibal homosexuals. It's women standing there lamenting all the bad things that happened to the evil person to make them that way and so they should be treated gently enough that they be allowed to do it again. Yeah, just fucking release the guy who killed your daughter from prison, so you can forgive him in person, and he can kill you to. Pathological empathy. ---- 183125686 ->>183123373 (OP) ->Ancient aliens type shit no one is gonna take seriously ->"Documentary" zoomers, and alphies are gonna take as gospel in the age of BLM ---- 183125764 ->>183123373 (OP) -Why is the media so selective in its outrage? How can they accuse Hancock of racism when he’s not using race whatsoever, meanwhile a literally race supremacist movement gets to rewrite history and all those journalists and history professors who were talking about dangerous misinformation say nothing. ---- 183125821 ->>183123480 ->the reddit thread: ->[deleted] ->[deleted] ->[deleted] ->oh no this is terrible! People might use this video to justify racism! ->[deleted] ->[deleted] ->[deleted] ---- 183125907 ->>183123373 (OP) -Whites steal everything because they have no culture ---- 183125965 ->>183123373 (OP) -Top is funny, bottom isn’t, we wuzzing used to be funny but now its tiresome. ---- 183125970 ->>183124007 -She is a white woman, if anything she will say she deserves ---- 183126077 -Payment streaming platforms and its consequences for TV and Films - -You gonna feel like me 10 years from now when movies last 50 minutes and episodes 10. - -Going to take muscle relaxants and slice my throad off see you in hell nigger faggot kike lovers. ---- 183126120 ->Chuds: Jesus christ was the only jew from the middle east that looks like a white blonde german man ->Also chuds: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE AN AFRICAN QUEEN PORTRAYED BY AN ACTRESS OF AFRICAN DESCENT I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!! ---- 183126121 ->>183123422 ---- 183126209 ->>183123373 (OP) -Niggers ---- 183126239 ->>183126120 -africa is a big continent ---- 183126246 -Every single day I come here you retards are reacting to the same low effort b8, don't you ever get tired of it? ---- 183126278 ->>183123373 (OP) -Shut up little reddit bitch. ---- 183126293 ->>183126239 -for you ---- 183126301 ->>183123480 ->>183123480 -Literally happens every single day in muttmerica. The funniest thing about it is that if roles were reversed you guys would have a year of cities being burned down, a couple of new holidays, elderlies dragged out of their shops and beaten up and much more. But since its like this its just another case of a entitled white girl saying the nono word in the jungle we call america. diff --git a/tv/183123437.txt b/tv/183123437.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 78573aad968c5a0d755926b6fcf58c5260ceb2e8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123437.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123437 -Why would a person over 6 feet lie about his height? ---- 183123547 ->why would a guy that lies about not taking roids also be insecure about his height -it's a mistery ---- 183123589 -Hogan was legit 6'5'' and even he exaggerated his height, you got worked ---- 183123599 ->>183123437 (OP) -people lie about height all the time - -arnold used the lie about his height too. they're all punk ass bitches. ---- 183123656 -I'm 6'3 and have to lie about being 6'6. Women have crazy standards these days. ---- 183123760 ->>183123589 -I know most wrestlers exaggerate height. But I don't understand why The Rock still claims to be 6'5 when he isn't even a wrestler anymore. He could just say he is 6'3. ---- 183123785 ->>183123437 (OP) -in athletics, height/weight is often embellished... in wrestling you have to create a spectacle, think of it like a carnival, so you call a guy a 7 footer when he's 6'9" to make people go wow.. in sports it's a little different, our high school would add a couple inches and 40 lbs to all the football players on the roster, in the hopes the opposing team might see it and say whoa those are big guys, head games... ---- 183125233 ->>183123437 (OP) -litty diff --git a/tv/183123497.txt b/tv/183123497.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b2f754fc75a62274cd0baa3bf2211dc2013cd076..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123497.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,122 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123497 -KEANU BROS... ---- 183123529 ->>183123497 (OP) -Keanu bros.. are we the goodies? ---- 183123542 -I bet all he did was reject them and they considered it inappropriate that he wasn’t interested ---- 183123558 ->>183123497 (OP) ->tripfag ->reddit actor ->stupid meme -Go. The. Fuck. Back. ---- 183123579 ->>183123497 (OP) -I heard one time he held the door for a lady carrying to many parcels. -I don't think I can cope. -t. Aggressive non door holder. ---- 183123581 ->>183123542 -it says extremely appropriate you dumb homo lmao ---- 183123588 ->>183123542 -IlliterateGOD ---- 183123590 ->>183123542 -Functional illiteracy is the saddest shit. ---- 183123595 ->>183123542 ---- 183123619 ->>183123542 -eslGOD ---- 183123620 ->>183123497 (OP) -He was disgusted by prime Ana De Armas in that movie. ---- 183123631 ->>183123542 -kek based ---- 183123644 ->>183123619 -It's an American moment tho ---- 183123708 ->>183123497 (OP) -One time I met Mr actor man. -I politely nodded and he had the unmitigated gal to ask me how I'm doing. -THIS WILL NOT STAND! ---- 183123711 ->>183123497 (OP) -very wholesome ---- 183123729 ->>183123542 -Based retard. ---- 183123734 ->>183123542 ---- 183123957 -Keanu is sick and twisted. -One time he he learned to surf and then let Patrick Swayze go...it doesn't end well. -His intentions where pure,just like his soul. ---- 183124058 ->>183123497 (OP) -This nigga must have done something horrible at some point because I don't believe all this he is the best man ever business. ---- 183124099 ->>183124058 -I once saw him kill 3 man with a pencil ---- 183124140 ->>183124099 -a fucking....penseel ---- 183124166 ->>183123542 -HELLO SIRS ---- 183124215 ->>183123542 -brown hands typed this ---- 183124288 ->>183123542 -not misogynist -just don’t like em ---- 183124588 ->be me,Keanu. ->the rain is falling heavily,not heavy enough to wash the sin from this city. ->only so much a private dick(tee hee) like me can do. ->my only reason to live is to find those girls that--- - -Oh,pardon me miss,let me get the door for you. - ->I know that city council man has something to do these missing children. - -No,it's cool,I'll just wait for the next cab.No,YOU have a nice day. - ->fug,I forgot what case I was trying to solve. ->Oh well,may as well go to the orphanage and cheer up some kids. -They think I played some super hero. ->Time to tell them they are the superheroes that this world deserves ---- 183125148 ->>183123542 -based and illiterate pilled ---- 183125363 ->>183123497 (OP) -GOOD AFTERNOON HUSBAND ---- 183125398 ->>183124215 -You would know brown man ---- 183125414 ->>183123497 (OP) ->June 13, 2019 ---- 183125582 ->>183123542 -I ol he can't READ haha he's like George Floyd but instead of breathing it's reading LOL ---- 183125646 ->>183123542 ---- 183125914 ->>183124588 -Dem Keedz: Season 4. ---- 183125935 ->2019 ---- 183126160 ->>183123497 (OP) -I bet they asked for it. ---- 183126215 ->>183123542 -kys lol diff --git a/tv/183123689.txt b/tv/183123689.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7074fb8abcb4dd97dfd06935da6e855956f779bd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123689.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,908 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123689 -Holy shit, Disney heard the Little Mermaid criticism and is actually making the characters lighter-skinned now. The tide is starting to turn. ---- 183123759 -k ---- 183123800 ->>183123689 (OP) -Hawaiians literally are light skinned. do your retarded ass think they're black? ---- 183123810 -Who the fuck cares what the actors look like. Is Stitch going to look like an abomination? ---- 183123828 ->>183123800 -Twitter leftists think so. ---- 183123835 -Its funny how for this movie they cast racially accurate actors, but oh no the European folk tale that one has to have black people in half the roles. Kill disney. ---- 183123859 ->>183123800 -No, logic doesn't count. Diversity means the darkest motherfuckers you can find. ---- 183123860 ->>183123800 -hawaiians will never be white and will never matter. Sorry. ---- 183123874 ->>183123800 -Do they look like they have the same skin tone, dumbass? ---- 183123965 -Disney drew Hawaiians like mainland native Americans for some reason ---- 183123988 ->>183123874 -Now, it's skin tone that matters? ---- 183123996 ->>183123943 -Watching Twitter fucks suddenly give a fuck about skin color is fun. Before, they were all about "the best actor for the job". ---- 183124000 ->>183123689 (OP) -Imagine simping for a brown actor ---- 183124003 ->>183123689 (OP) -I don't think most people realized that the Hawaiians in Lilo and Stitch were offense dark skinned stereotypes ---- 183124037 ->Hawaiian doesn't equal Hawaiian ->but women can mean sort of remotely resembling a woman ---- 183124039 ->>183123800 -Puerto Ricans are light skinned too but you faggots are still bitching about the Snow White casting. Or does matching skin color only matter when you say it does? ---- 183124063 ->>183123689 (OP) -The ONE film where they should be casting wide nosed native Hawaiians. - ->>183123835 -Nah, the family are portrayed as near pure-breds in the animation and the live action they're clearly mixed (nearly all are). ---- 183124076 -I know Hawaiians are super xenophobic and hate people who moved there from the mainland. Do actual Hawaiians give a fuck? Probably not. ---- 183124079 ->>183124039 -Snow White was a Puerto Rican? ---- 183124084 ->>183123943 ->if the plot didn't involve racism -In lilo&stitch? damn these people are reaching so far tight might turn into Dhalsim ---- 183124093 ->>183123965 -Hawaiians are more white than the kikes at disney. They were so mad they made the characters really brown because the jewish cabal knows brown people are inferior, which is one of the reason they're trying to mix them with whites. ---- 183124122 ->>183123860 ->Out of touch incel mutt obsessed with BBC thinks if you aren't black you must be white ---- 183124145 ->>183123874 -Cartoons are not real life, dude. ---- 183124147 ->>183124079 -Nani and David were Filipinos? ---- 183124163 ->>183123943 ---- 183124167 ->>183124122 -I'm not american retard. hawaiians are shit skins and will never be white. ---- 183124189 -Good, this is Disneys fault for using islander characatures in the first place ---- 183124191 ->>183124079 -she is now ---- 183124194 ->>183123835 ->racially accurate actors -neither nani or david's actors are native hawaiian. they're just from there. In that respect they could've cast Bette Midler. ---- 183124214 ->>183123689 (OP) -I agree. hawaiians aren't white so why lie. They have wide nig noses. ---- 183124219 -I don't even fucking remember this nigga in the original movie. ---- 183124237 ->>183123689 (OP) -i thought that skin colors didnt matter if it wasnt crucial to the plot? ---- 183124250 ->>183124237 -Representation matters ---- 183124275 -I don't get why people are upset Nani doesn't look like them, when Lilo does. Does the person who looks like you also need to be your age too? ---- 183124289 ->>183123689 (OP) -Lol that's a mixed hawaiian. hawaiians are even darker ---- 183124324 ->>183124147 -This guy isn't Hawaiian? ---- 183124330 ->>183124237 -it is, though. Nani and David have gigs entertaining tourists because they look like stereotypical native hawaiians. if they're pale hapas it's not really the same. ---- 183124333 -This is like when black people complained about representation in shit like modeling then when they picked light skinned black women they went "Not that kind". -An actor not being the right kind of ethnic brown is fucking crazy especially when they defend the while also rejecting them. -Even worse when it's white people jumping in to be offended. ---- 183124343 ->>183123689 (OP) -hawaiians are so brown damn ---- 183124360 ->>183124324 -He's as Hawaiian as Barack Obama. ---- 183124373 ->>183124333 -It's especially hypocritical because I often see it described as any person who has some black blood is described as black still by white people as a form of racism ---- 183124381 -Native Hawaiians don't exist anymore. They've all been mystery meat'd. ---- 183124390 ->>183124330 -And Snow White is pale as snow, paler than the evil Queen yet... ---- 183124392 ->>183123689 (OP) -Powerful ---- 183124405 ->>183124163 -Dobson made a new comic? ---- 183124429 ->>183123689 (OP) -This is dumb and I don't agree with this either. -MAKE THE CHARACTERS LIKE THEY ARE IN THE ORIGINAL MEDIA. -I would be just as annoyed about a white Blade as I would about a black Batman ---- 183124447 ->>183124405 ->new -Turning red was year ago. ---- 183124452 ->>183123800 -Isn't Hawaii kind of a sunny place? ---- 183124478 ->>183124333 ->An actor not being the right kind of ethnic brown is fucking crazy especially when they defend the while also rejecting them. -They're just pissed because they're casting light skinned actors, which is literally always the way it's been and there's nothing wrong with it. If a movie is made with a broad audience in mind then the characters need to look appealing to lots of kinds of people, and everyone prefers less ethnic looking, paler actors. Anyone with a brain can understand why this is good business practice. - -https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButNotTooBlack ---- 183124485 ->>183124452 -So it Italy, and the people from there aren't as black as night. ---- 183124488 ->>183123689 (OP) -that guy doesn't look Polynesian at all. Looks like some euro-indian mix with a splash of Asian. ->t. live in South-east QLD, see dozens of Maoris and Tongans every day ---- 183124497 ->>183124447 - I though Dobson was gone for at least five years now. This is bigger news than the Lilo bullshit. ---- 183124500 ->>183124330 -And the queen of england being english somehow doesnt matter? ---- 183124508 ->>183124392 -cant believe this guy got cancelled, one of the best comedic moments of the year ---- 183124517 ->>183124390 -No shit. Both castings are bad. Are you capable of understanding that? ---- 183124535 ->>183124478 -Catnip is supposed to look like Zendaya? ---- 183124541 ->>183124508 -Name? ---- 183124549 ->>183124373 -Light skinned or biracial blacks have a habit of wanting to pick and choose when they want to be black. If it's beneficial. -For years light skinned blacks liked to claim heritage that weren't their own. -I remember when light blacks would claim being native American because it was the exotic thing to do. ---- 183124583 ->>183124373 ->>183124549 -it was white people who invented this retarded racial classification system. don't start crying about it now. - -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule ---- 183124595 ->>183124189 -No that's just how Chris Sanders draws people ---- 183124602 ->>183124549 -the one drop rule ---- 183124607 ->>183123810 -Forget Stitch, he at least has fur. What about the fat scientist dude and skinny faggot cyclops? ---- 183124630 ->>183124500 ->but what about this thing you didn't say? ---- 183124648 ->make light skin characters dark ->make dark skin characters light -lel ---- 183124653 ->>183124039 ->Puerto Ricans are light skinned too -results may vary, a lotta y'all look like Mexicans ---- 183124656 ->>183123943 -Remember, these same people will call you a chud for critiquing things like Peach's portrayal in Mario. THEY can have spergouts over children's media, and it's 'important,' but if anyone that differs from them slightly does it, then they're manchildren. ---- 183124663 ->>183124607 -Seth rogen and jack black ---- 183124684 ->>183124535 -Nope, she's Med or Latina ->"Straight black hair, olive skin" -But Jlaw is much more appealing visually, and she's Appalachian anyway ---- 183124705 ->>183123689 (OP) -People are now unhappy that exaggerated cartoonish features aren't met with the actors cast. -Lmao. ---- 183124707 ->>183124583 -So we also built the world too? If we get the blame we get the achievements ---- 183124709 ->>183124497 -I only know him from the silly comic of him accosting an imaginary chud with a baseball bat. Does he make attempts at humorous cartoons, or is this kind of nonsense all he draws? ---- 183124751 ->>183124707 -If Greeks, Italians and Jews are white, sure. ---- 183124756 ->>183124607 -DJ Quals ---- 183124758 ->>183124583 -white people ---- 183124759 ->>183124549 -Really? From what I've seen super light skinned black try really hard to be black, and hate white people more than darker ones, though maybe that's a more current thing, now that being black the big/in/popular thing. ---- 183124796 ->>183124333 -It's the Cosby kid argument. -On the Cosby show both Cliff and Claire are brown, 3 out of their 5 kids are brown, but Bill Cosby having a thing for fair skinned black women put in two bright skinned young girls to be his eldest daughters. -It's something black people talk among ourselves about where in media around the 80s and 90s they would sneak in a half black light skin child in a family full of brown or dark people. -There's an underlying resentment mainly among black women towards fair skinned black women. I'm sure it's spread into the left wing gobbledygook crowd so they too lose their shit when someone who isn't the stereotypcal color gets cast in things. -The whole colorism thing is a constant issue with some races. ---- 183124799 ->>183124663 -Which one is playing the skinny dude? They’re both fat. ---- 183124808 ->>183124709 -no it's mostly this horrible shit. But he disappeared for a long time. Everyone thought he finally gave up. ---- 183124814 ->>183124063 -There aren't any "pure-bred" Hawaiians left. ---- 183124832 ->>183124563 -They're adding a character for no good reason. ---- 183124861 ->>183124808 -It's "sexualised" -Damn retard ---- 183124903 ->>183124832 -No, they're race and gender-swapping Bubbles. Everyone's getting lighter. ---- 183124945 ->>183124541 -https://insidethemagic.net/2022/09/racist-blackface-tiktok-the-little-mermaid-jc1/ ---- 183124954 ->>183124751 -Greek here, we are. ---- 183124966 ->>183124832 -Weren't they in the original as well? ---- 183125039 ->>183124759 -So it depends on their upbringing. Some will lean towards one race depending on which race the parent who raised them was or if dad was present. -They also experience a form of impostor syndrome. -You have some token blacks who spend their childhood around whites who deal with this too. Think Donald Glover. -They get to college and meet other blacks who make them feel bad for not being "black enough" so they end up radicalized and try to make up for it by turning super ghetto and hating white people. They get recruited to extreme left wing who made them think their white family has brainwashed them to reject their blackness. -There's that video of biracial girl berating her dead white father with a long liberal rant. Shit like that happens. -But you will have some who go the opposite route and lean into white culture. You won't hear much about them since they're not out in the open being a nuisance. ---- 183125040 ->>183124808 ->Admits Brie Larson looks like a boy who no one wants to fuck. ---- 183125048 ->>183124563 -Are they removing based Cobra Bubbles? ---- 183125055 ->>183124808 -Gotcha, yeah, this is horrible ---- 183125070 ->>183124966 -It was a black man, not sure if its what >>183124903 said, or if they're just gonne replacement him with a new character. ---- 183125085 ->>183124563 -If they remove Bubbles that's going to make me angry. -Removing the nice guy giganigga is going too far. ---- 183125112 ->>183123988 -Kingpin was the best one ---- 183125130 ->>183123874 -lmao she was just going as Filipina before she was cast, pulled an Ian Ousley ---- 183125132 ->>183123800 -Are you retarded or have just never been to Hawaii. Real Hawaiians are in no way light skinned. The ones with White grandparents and a bunch of asians in their family tree might be, but 100% natives can get dark af ---- 183125150 -WE WUZ KING KAMEHAMEHA N SHEEEEEIT ---- 183125182 -Maybe they just choose the actors they think will do a good job ---- 183125187 ->>183124563 -I will actually be furious if they remove or miscast fucking Bubbles ---- 183125191 ->>183125130 ->all of a sudden it's hyper important to get the exact correct ethnicity for the actors. -This is worse than a lefty meeting in a mosque when all of a sudden everyone knows exactly what a woman is. ---- 183125201 ->>183123689 (OP) -Almost ironic seeing an actor with eyes that close together getting a role on Lilo & Stitch ---- 183125206 ->>>183123689 (OP) ---- 183125259 ->>183125191 -We have to go back ---- 183125265 ->>183125191 -You're assuming this is "hypocricy" when they don't believe in universal rules. White Supremacy is their enemy. ---- 183125297 ->>183125206 ->retard can't into transparencies -lol ---- 183125313 ->>183125191 -so a chinese can be cast as japanese? ---- 183125332 ->>183123689 (OP) -I swear only twitter maniacs and /tv/ cares about this shit. The other don't give a shit about black mermaid or too white hawaiian in a cartoon adaptation. ---- 183125334 ->>183125259 -To be honest the Emma Stone one is correct, the character she plays is blue eyed pale blonde that literally in the source material nobody believes she's hawaiian and thinks she's just a white girl - -It's way easier to hire a white girl to play that role than to find a 100% white looking blue eyed blonde hawaiian that also happens to be actress ---- 183125350 ->retard can't into transparencies ---- 183125355 ->>183125259 -All of these are cast correctly. Blue eyes = white people btw. ---- 183125366 ->>183125265 -If /pol/niggers believed in universal rules they'd be upset about this casting, since allegedly it's all about staying true to the source material. The fact is no one is ideologically consistent. ---- 183125383 ->>183124751 -Keep dreaming brownie ---- 183125391 ->>183125350 -thank you for proving my point ---- 183125392 ->>183125313 -Surely that would be cultural appropriation? Or is it white supremacy? It's all so hard to keep track of. -I'm sure that no matter what it's anti-semitism. Everything seems to be anti-semitism. ---- 183125404 ->>183125132 -there aren't many 'real hawaiians' left. they're the most mutted of the polynesians ---- 183125441 ->thank you for proving my point ---- 183125448 ->>183125366 -I'm upset, double so that based Bubbles is now a woman, but you wasted all the little sympathy I had with the last 100 blackwashed characters in the last 5 or so years. You see, you convinced me about the "the best actor for the role thing" so now I will apply that logic of yours for the time being ---- 183125464 ->>183125366 -You display your stupidity so proudly. -Our problems with the casting are not based on the fact that they are the wrong race. -It's that they are ugly niggers. ---- 183125481 ->>183125366 -Where’s the fucking problem? ->the character is a shitskin ->shitskin is cast as the shitskin ->NOOOOOOOOO IT HAS TO BE THE EXACT SHADE OF SHIT NOT THAT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE OF SHIT ---- 183125491 ->>183125404 -This is true, but that nigger was arguing that Hawaiians are light-skinned, which is untrue unless you’re counting hapas. And besides, they could use Polynesian actors from places besides Hawaii, there’s got be some sexy unknown Tahitian actresses out there they could cast ---- 183125507 ->>183125448 ->you wasted all the little sympathy I had with the last 100 blackwashed characters in the last 5 or so years. You see, you convinced me about the "the best actor for the role thing" so now I will apply that logic of yours for the time being -That's what happened to me with the near-universal whitewashing that occurred in the first 80 years of Hollywood filmmaking. Glad we're on the same page. ---- 183125516 ->>183125481 -retarded fucking racist cracker ---- 183125532 ->>183125516 -Explain exactly what is immoral or incorrect about racism. ---- 183125551 ->>183125448 - - -t. low iq - -most of the woke shit is astroturfed by right wing think tanks to create false narratives, the whole paradigm is controlled and financed, more artificial than donald duck organge juice ---- 183125561 ->>183124485 -But they do tend to be tanned, especially if they work outside. I've never seen Lilo and Stitch but the cartoon character is shirtless on a beach with a surfboard. I expect the person they cast to look like they're often in the sun. ---- 183125585 ->>183125507 ->That's what happened to me -I somehow doubt you're 100 years old ---- 183125593 ->>183125516 -You called him racist, but you didn't call him wrong. ---- 183125597 ->>183125507 ->a majority White country used mostly White actors -Oh the humanity lmao boo-hoo faggot ---- 183125626 ->>183125551 ->NO U SEE IT'S A CUNSPIRACEEEE -Weren't the right-wingers supposed to be the paranoid nutcases? ---- 183125635 ->>183123689 (OP) -Crazy how many people don’t understand the concept of a tan. Left would be as dark as right if he were ‘actually’ a surfer dude who was outside in the sun all day every day, instead of just playing one. ---- 183125650 ->>183123996 -They'll still pull 'the best actor for the job' any time they want to erase whites. They're not being hypocritical, this is just how you treat friends vs enemies. ---- 183125676 ->>183125507 -That's exactly what happened to me with the near universal blackwashing that occurred in the first 80 years of african filmmaking. -I keep watching romantic comedies like "N'gumbe eats a child" and "child soldier kidnapping #27" and EVERY time it's ruined by all the darkies everywhere. ---- 183125677 ->>183125626 -They want to even steal that from us, the fucking gall of this guy ---- 183125684 ->>183125650 -it’s a kids movie lmao you faggots are so dramatic ---- 183125685 ->>183125593 -yes i did you retarded faggot cracker ---- 183125728 ->>183125684 ->Propoganda is less objectable if it's aimed at children. ---- 183125746 ->>183124583 -Who said we stopped agreeing with that rule? You see our race is pure, so logically we can not consider any of you impure mutts as one of us. You aren't one of us. -You have to be 100% of European origin to be what you would call white. -One drop rule is correct. ->>183124373 -Because they are, retard. ---- 183125758 ->>183125532 -everything is, its pure evil comparable with murder, millions of non whites have been kille cause of your racism ---- 183125768 ->>183125191 ->all of a sudden it's hyper important to get the exact correct ethnicity for the actors. -Correct, unless they are white characters then you can just cast whatever creature you want. ---- 183125777 ->>183123943 ->its bad that hes light skinned ->im not racist btw ---- 183125786 ->>183124758 -Yes, it was white people. And the one drop rule is not retarded at all, its 100% in the right. -You have to be racially pure to be white. Sorry but you mutts are not one of us. We simply do not tolerate race mixing. ---- 183125788 ->>183124563 -If that's supposed to be Bubbles I'm joining Twitter in cancelling this movie for racism. She could perhaps play Jumba. ---- 183125825 ->>183125685 -No... No you did not. -Keep clinging to that cracker thing, hilarious that the best insult you have for us references the fact that we used to own you. - ->>183125758 -Amazing. A rank lack of understanding of history, morality, and language. All in one go. And they say Sub Saharans have low IQ scores. Consider me proven completely correct! ---- 183125832 ->>183125626 - -evil takes on many faces, i can tell you arent around many females. create the problem then play the victim. -deception is the method of modern control. -much more affective than violence in the digital age ---- 183125845 ->>183123689 (OP) -How is this guy light skinned in any way. Do you they just want Dravidians or Congo Africans to just play characters like this ---- 183125862 ->>183125825 -YOU didnt own shit cracker, and thats not what cracker means, low iq cracker bitch ---- 183125863 -All this hubbub about the actors but imagine how fucking demonic Stich is going to look given Disney's track record with these live action remakes. ---- 183125888 ->>183125448 ->double so that based Bubbles is now a woman -Wait what?? ->>183124563 -What the fuck??? - -Fuck this movie, but fuck these retards, they get what they fucking deserve ---- 183125929 ->>183125862 -It means white, which is why it wont ever be an insult. ---- 183125934 ->>183125825 - - -it means cracked dna genetics being part neantherthal, one step removed from being human lol ---- 183125949 ->>183125788 -Who would you cast as bubbles? Keep in mind Michael Clark Duncan and Deebo is dead, and Ronnie Colman probably can't act. ---- 183125964 ->>183125259 -I vividly remember Johnny claiming to be Native American ---- 183125976 -Are hawaiians naturally as dark as the characters in Lilo and Stitch, or have they just been BWC'd for 100 years and theres no purebloods left ---- 183125987 ->>183125929 -no it doesnt cracker, and nigger means black which why it will never be an insult ---- 183125989 -What’s the appeal of seeing white boys on one’s screen? I don’t get it. ---- 183126029 ->>183125964 -He said his granny was part something yes, but chances are he was either bullshitting or high or both ---- 183126036 ->>183125987 ->Thinks nigger isn't an insult -If ever in my life I have ever needed the ignorance and stupidity of sub saharans demonstrated you have just fufilled that need. For that you have my thanks, oh fatherless petty criminal. ---- 183126040 ->>183125259 -nah son we're getting native Katara now ---- 183126048 ->>183125964 ->3/2048 African -how does this even happened -did his ancestor briefly looked at black woman in 1362 or what ---- 183126059 ->>183125976 -dominant > recess -big w cope ---- 183126060 ->>183125949 -Michael Cera, just to tie all this mess with a nice knot. You either go big or go home ---- 183126070 ->>183125964 -he lied and was sued by real natives ---- 183126081 ->>183125949 -The Rock in black face perhaps? ---- 183126090 ->>183126059 -uhh what ---- 183126107 ->>183126040 -Blue eyed inuit Katara? nice. You have any picture? ---- 183126114 ->>183126036 ->thinks it is - stay cucked cracker ---- 183126118 ->>183123689 (OP) ->Disney casting native Hawaiians ->but they arent Nigerian black -reminds me of the time people got angry that Egyptians werent dark skinned ---- 183126122 ->>183124799 -Theyll make him fat for the movie. Body positivity ---- 183126156 ->>183123689 (OP) ->>183123874 -The original cartoon was wrong, polynesians do not look like that. ---- 183126157 -I dont want any tides to turn. I just want to enjoy movies together again. Movies with no bullshit. ---- 183126169 ->>183126114 -Can we just get a quick straw poll on this in the thread? -This guy doesn't think "nigger" is an insult. -If someone walked upto you on the street and called you a nigger would you take it as an insult, yes or no? ---- 183126189 ->>183124799 ->>183126122 -And then at that point theyre interchangeable ---- 183126204 ->>183126107 -i have the webm of katara right there dipshit -however, they're not doing nation-colored eyes for the netflix series ---- 183126273 -Hawaiians are basically asians, I dont know where this meme of them needing to be literally black came from ---- 183126283 ->>183124945 -His video was actually funny and mocking a dumb staged video. Too bad that seething darkie got him kicked out of college. ---- 183126297 ->>183126204 -So they're just fucking it up once again. Sad -She's cute though ---- 183126333 ->>183123689 (OP) -They should redo a disney movie with all sexy twinks with phat asses ---- 183126350 ->>183123874 ->that belly ---- 183126358 ->>183126297 -eh I'll watch it for the cute asian girls ---- 183126376 ->>183123874 -now find me a native hawaiian that looks like left ---- 183126381 ->>183126081 -Cringe. Though Disney might go along those lines with Michael Strahan/Terry Crews ->>183126060 -Acceptable, would prefer Classic though ---- 183126406 -oh thank God! this was really eating me up! ---- 183126454 ->>183125551 -I'm sure you could point to at least one product made with that in mind, and you can see similar psyops done in other areas like the climate activists bankrolled by oil companies to be absolute cunts targeting art galleries. -That being said, we can also follow the money and see where the majority of DEI in entertainment springs from. Unless you're implying Blackrock and the numerous left-wing activist workshops are a right-wing conspiracy to fund and push for diversity for absolutely no benefit. ---- 183126457 ->>183123689 (OP) ->lighter-skinned -It was never about skin tone you retard. Although I do wonder if THE ROCK will say a fucking thing about it. ->>183123874 ->>183123689 (OP) ->>183123800 -Blind fucking retards. ---- 183126559 ->>183124333 ->An actor not being the right kind of ethnic brown is fucking crazy especially when they defend the while also rejecting them. -Because there is a variety you dumb fuck. ---- 183126608 ->>183125259 ->Goku -Whatever retard made this image, forgot that they can use the same (retarded, and rightly mocked) shit the say about Superman "he's actually an alien" ---- 183126612 ->>183124808 ->>183124709 -I heard his antics started to affect his successful brother's life and his family put him in cringe containment. ---- 183126643 ->>183123689 (OP) -All these idiots had to do was cast that Twilight guy - - ->>183123965 -Polynesian average BMI presents certain problems. ---- 183126718 ->>183123800 -It's genuinely part of the story that Nani is a dark-skinned Hawaiian native. It's why she has the job she has. ---- 183126747 ->>183126454 - -labels are mask beyond a tax brackets, false dynamics are used to present a framework of operation, the public interacts with a disposable marionette tossed after its purpose is served. ---- 183126758 ->>183123988 -Tbh, I would black every fictional character there is if it mean Id be saving even just one historical person from being raceswapped. ---- 183126965 ->>183126718 -Okay, but they don't exist, so take what you can get. ---- 183126979 ->>183124808 ->dobson ---- 183126985 ->>183125404 ->Hawaiians and Polynesians “become mutted” -This is always hilarious. It IS the brown untermensch of the world that is the mutt fuel. -How can you thirdies be so stupid? -A “mutt” happens when someone pure (white) tragically breeds with a shitskin — Hawaiian, Mexican, poo, chink, arab, nig, guatemalan, jew et al. -Unironically, a mutt is a step up from the original shitskin because now it’s shitskinnedness is diluted by a minimum of 50% - -Tldr mutts, while abhorrent, are still infinitely better than the shitskins required to produce them. ---- 183127024 ->>183126747 -So you just discovered the uniparty/leviathan/cathedral but your zoomer indoctrination makes you think it's a right wing conspiracy? Which part about it is right wing? ---- 183127064 ->>183126758 -Good for you, but what they would do is blackwash every character fictional and also every historical character, and also rewrite history to claim slaves created everything in America (instead of just inefficiently performing unskilled labor like picking cotton) ---- 183127102 ->>183125507 ->”people” who hadn’t been gifted white mens technology yet should have been front in center in movies made by and watched exclusively by white audiences for the last 80 years - -Why are they soooooo fucking stupid white bros? ---- 183127163 ->>183125758 -lol the only reason there are billions of you low iq savages alive on this planet right now is because whites gifted them technology, food, medicine and civilization itself. -And yes, that was a H U G E mistake ---- 183127229 ->>183125516 -> cracker -Oh noes. Not that word! I’m SO offended. Please don’t remind me that your ancestors lived under the cracking whips of my ancestors. How will I ever recover? ---- 183127283 ->>183125685 -How is he wrong? In any way whatsoever, is what he said not 100% correct? ->cracker -Yeah about that lol. Meanwhile ->N ---- 183127292 ->>183124656 -I got called a chud for suggesting that American companies shouldn't make films about European culture at all. ---- 183127331 ->>183125934 ->>183125862 ->ayo we rerighten wurdz n sheeeit -Keep posting. It’s fun toying with lower life forms ---- 183127352 ->>183127024 - - -im speaking in terms the casual man can understand - -there is a rule to speaking, called know your audience but i dont talk much anymore since i rather see evrything burn as its unsalvagable ---- 183127364 ->>183125987 -> nigger means black which why it will never be an insult -Kek. Who is doing the typing for this simian wonder? ---- 183127454 ->>183124478 ->If a movie is made with a broad audience in mind then the characters need to look appealing to lots of kinds of people -No. They cast the ugliest darkest for the main role and you better deal with it. I mean that shang chi who the fuck was that for? Not even asians find that incel attractive. ---- 183127513 ->>183127352 -You're high on your own farts and can't explain anything you think you understand. Protip: that means you don't understand it. ---- 183127616 ->>183123689 (OP) -Love interest? wasn't he a SIMP? ->>183123874 -She doesn't have massive legs like Nanni? ---- 183127674 ->>183124079 -Snow Shite isn't real you manchild incel. ---- 183127729 ->>183124563 ->kekoa -kek ---- 183127730 ->>183127513 - -youre an ox tilling the field thinking it will reap the harvest ---- 183127755 ->>183123689 (OP) -They don't give a shit about whatever race that is, they're not the ones capable of setting cities on fire if they don't get their gibs and asspats. ---- 183127805 ->>183127331 - -you seem flustered ---- 183127824 ->>183127755 -This. Look at how bad france has been lately. A country of shit skins. ---- 183127856 ->>183126979 -need the full pic of the girl with her pussy out ---- 183127903 ->>183126979 -Link to the cosplayer's onlyfans please. ---- 183127955 ->>183126979 -Kek, all these years and I didn't know there was a 3rd panel for real in the original comic. ---- 183127966 ->>183127674 -Oh, so Anansi can be Aryan? ---- 183127971 ->>183127674 -Neither is Netflix’s Queen Margaret or Anne Boleyn ->incel -Thou protesteth too much my projecting, lonely little friend ---- 183128051 ->>183127805 -That’s just your confused perspective of higher beings. I’m having a grand time. -Post arm pal :) ---- 183128138 ->>183127965 -Fucking hell -What’s the over under on this round of goyslop crashing and burning? ---- 183128186 ->>183127730 -Bit racist. How do you even know anon is black? ---- 183128224 ->>183124084 -i'm waiting to see what happens with the red headed kid. they're either going to keep her as is, and twitter will lose it's shit over "cultural appropriation" or she'll get ginger'd and they'll have to twist themselves backwards explaining why that's fine but nani and david aren't ---- 183128247 ->>183128051 -kali yuga is when order is inversed - -woman over man, culture catered to children, evil prospers over good, right is wrong etc etc - -a crown of flies ---- 183128290 ->>183123874 -Dude they can TAN into looking that ---- 183128325 ->>183125259 -roberto still makes me mad ---- 183128475 ->>183125949 -The black guy from Pulp Fiction that got assfucked ---- 183128651 ->>183128475 ->The black guy from Pulp Fiction that got assfucked -Ving Rhames? Funnily enough he's actually Cobras voice actor. ---- 183128935 ->>183127965 ->>183128138 -That's actually just some fanart(? can it be fanart if it's done by a pro?) done years ago, as a what if, and parody(?) of live action reboots. ---- 183129074 ->>183123689 (OP) ->makes white characters black ->makes black characters white -Disney is just retarded at this point ---- 183129149 ->>183128935 ->That's actually just some fanart ---- 183129911 -A native Hawaiian according to Twitter ---- 183130703 ->>183123800 -Most Hawaiians are mutts of some kind nowadays, everyone's got some Asian or white or Filipino or Portugese in there. If you count Samoans or Tongans as a separate group then shit gets even more mutted. Actual native Hawaiians (however many are left, that is) are pretty dark. Personally I'm chill with movie Nani being lighter- this chick's just some Filipina from the same island Lilo and Nani are from, and it wasn't like like I was going to watch this shit anyways. I will, however, relentlessly dunk on leftists for using this bullshit doublethink not even a month after the whole little mermaid fiasco. -t. haole boy from Maui -fuck oahu, fuck ige, fuck tourists, fuck monsanto, and fuck jannies ---- 183130855 ->the one time they're given a license to cast brownies they don't -lmao. its bebop ed all over again. ---- 183131291 ->>183124163 -Careful Dobson, your notion implies that Blacks can identify with White and Redhead characters and that must not be. ---- 183131545 ->>183123874 -ok seasoner ---- 183131657 ->>183123689 (OP) -Its like Jason Mamoa and The Rock never existed. -Polynesian Pacific Islanders are not as Dark skinned -Unless you really go find an Aborigine ---- 183131815 -Why are they making live action versions of cartoons? - -Why can't they write new, original stories? ---- 183131851 ->>183125507 - -You were a live and conscious for 10 years and the -Movies were made -In a white country by white people. Yes their culture belongs to them. ---- 183131976 ->>183124163 -I thought Dobson died or something ---- 183132391 ->>183123689 (OP) -kek, cue more "noooo not muh native Hawaiian" seethe. ---- 183132445 ->>183123689 (OP) ->left is considered light skinned -Maybe in eastern europe or shitaly. ---- 183132523 ->>183125507 ---- 183132540 ->>183124163 -this is literally what the left believes though. if Snow White isn't latina, she's not relatable. ---- 183132658 ->>183123689 (OP) -If they really listened they wouldnt make a live action remake in the first place. ---- 183132745 ->>183123689 (OP) -Damn Hawaiians are pure la creatura ---- 183132780 ->>183123874 ->subtly inserts their fetish ---- 183132821 ->>183126283 ->Too bad that seething darkie got him kicked out of college. -Never happened, he graduated ---- 183132825 ->>183123689 (OP) -The secret is to make everyone a mystery meat ---- 183132849 ->>183123828 -nobody should give a fuck what they think, of all people. ---- 183132857 ->>183123810 -I hope Stitch will remain as sexy as in the cartoon ---- 183132883 ->>183131851 -Native Americans were here first and they were always played by Italians in brown face. Go figure. ---- 183132886 -Im a full blown beaner but my greant grandpa and his brothers were doing some "red dead" shit and they casted a lot to see whomst of the brothers would go and kill someone and leave town, after my great grandad did the deed, he went south and lived off the land, and as the story goes it did not take long for him to "seize" a young girl from the next town over to start a family. she was a polish jewish immigrant with japanese ancestory according to that bullshit 23 and me psyop. it was because of her the whole lineage is super white ---- 183133008 ->>183125989 -left or right? ---- 183133010 ->>183132857 -Reuben is better than Stitch. ---- 183133081 ->>183125259 -Sokka should suck-a my erect penis ---- 183133142 ->>183127729 ->kek -On that subject, some twats wanted picrel Kekoa as David instead. ---- 183133148 ->>183131815 -none of their stories were originals to begin with, they dont know HOW to do it in the first place ---- 183133183 ->>183125863 -The more demonic the harder my cock ---- 183133406 ->>183131815 -Disney has not released a traditionally animated cartoon in 25 years now. That's quarter of a century of nothing but 3D animation and live action retellings. ---- 183133444 ->>183133010 -Amazing anal capabilities ---- 183133457 ->>183133406 ->tfw 2009 was 25 years ago ---- 183133497 ->>183133444 -True. diff --git a/tv/183123741.txt b/tv/183123741.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e364cdd3197c2a68ca82d9af77e753dbceede3c7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123741.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,60 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123741 -Hey Dalai Lama... Quit stealing my moves!! ---- 183123951 -I miss him... ---- 183124028 ->>183123951 -I WILL NOT SUCK A SINGLE BLACK COCK UNTIL NORM MACDONALD IS DEAD AND BURIED! ---- 183124138 ->>183124028 -Anon, Norm's been dead for months ---- 183124209 ->>183124138 -*gargle* -*schlog* -*gargle* ---- 183124314 -anyone notice how Theo Von has slipped into Norm's niche after he passed? Articulate, well read guy pretending to be a dumb feller. I had a buddy that slipped into Norms role after he died, yeah he drove into an embankment. ---- 183124350 -I didn't even know he was sick ---- 183124448 ->>183123741 (OP) -fat tom cruise ---- 183124744 ->>183124314 -heh but honestly, ive never watched theo von. is he good/? ---- 183124838 ->>183124314 -i like theo von, but nah ---- 183124880 ->>183124314 -that's a huge fucking insult to Norm. Theo isn't some "well read guy pretending to be dumb" ---- 183124928 ->>183124744 -I feel like he's a lot funnier in conversation than in his standup ---- 183124939 -we never did find out where he got his ideas from. ---- 183124974 ->>183124314 -kek not at all. theo von has zero dad/uncle energy and he's not even white whereas norm tall and handsome and clearly of anglo saxon stock. ---- 183124976 -What's the joke ---- 183125012 -Norm was never funny ---- 183125018 ->>183124314 ->Theo Von -who the fuck is Theo Von ---- 183125155 ->>183125012 -Nah you weren't. ---- 183125804 ->>183124138 -now you tell me! ---- 183125994 ->>183125012 -t. Frank Stallone ---- 183125995 ->>183125018 -Theo Von deez nutz diff --git a/tv/183123750.txt b/tv/183123750.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 664647186201b380b196c8c6a824bfa046e6c8d5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123750.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123750 -itt: kino products in /tv/ - television & film ---- 183124891 ->>183123750 (OP) -Yeah? ---- 183125028 ->>183123750 (OP) -this jacket is ok to wear camping or for yard work, but it's the equivalent of wearing the drive scorpion jacket in public. people are going to be laughing at you behind your back. ---- 183125065 ->>183125028 -The chad in my school wore it. ---- 183125175 ->>183125028 -In my town I wear mine in the winter and also see a couple other people wearing milsurp jackets too. ---- 183125282 ->>183125028 -i wear mine all the time and nobody says anything. i look great ---- 183125666 ->>183124891 ->censored gun -What kind of sissyhypnogoonification is this diff --git a/tv/183123751.txt b/tv/183123751.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8edf45d4c56a855378aa41d8dc73cfcf732eb72e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123751.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123751 -How the hell did this show have such great writing? ---- 183123838 ->>183123751 (OP) -luck. they just got lucky. Networks do not like taking chances so they go with whatever premise polls highest even if the show sucks. That's why most shows last one or two seasons. Some of the best shows ever got rejected four or five time before getting funded. ---- 183124277 -Had archs and wasn't just random comedy like other shows ---- 183124294 ->>183123751 (OP) ->im 22 - -damn... ---- 183124305 ->>183123751 (OP) ->misanthropic gifted kid -Wow he's literally me ---- 183124309 ->>183123751 (OP) -Francis and Hal co-wrote it ---- 183125116 ->>183123751 (OP) -sovl ---- 183125260 ->>183123751 (OP) -My life was over before it began, i missed out on teen love ---- 183126094 ->>183123751 (OP) -For me, it is she diff --git a/tv/183123815.txt b/tv/183123815.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 96fd43136312cd7328731c5d97174b14f56031eb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123815.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,41 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123815 -Great movies about fishing? ---- 183123868 ->>183123815 (OP) -A River Runs Through it. -The Perfect Storm -Grumpy Old Men. ---- 183123940 ->>183123815 (OP) -Can't remember the name of it but there was a film in the '80s I think about a girl out trail-running in Montana who get captured by some psycho who wants to breed with her. She sees some old guy fishing and runs up to him for help and it turns out he's the psycho's dad. - -Anyway, he was fishing for steelhead in some Montana mountain stream. ---- 183123962 ->>183123868 -Thank you - ->>183123940 -That would be a good movie ---- 183123980 ->>183123815 (OP) -Jaws? ---- 183124013 ->>183123940 -It's A River Runs Through it. - ->>183123980 -Yuck ---- 183124108 -There was a fine novel called "Trout Fishing in America" by Richard Brautigan, a famous beat poet in the early '60s. He also wrote "A Confederate General from Big Sur". Anyway, it would make a fine film but no one ever tried to adapt it. it was a very well-known novel back then. ---- 183124150 ->>183124013 -nah, this one came out before that one. Same neck of the woods, but totally different film. ---- 183124186 ->>183124013 -Moby Dick then? ---- 183124258 ->>183123815 (OP) -Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh? ---- 183125304 -big fish diff --git a/tv/183123892.txt b/tv/183123892.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e9bfdb5d8054a89e8251d7aa9adac10e7c4e5a15..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123892.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123892 -Movies are getting too blurry. How do we stop the rise of anamorphic lenses? ---- 183124081 ->>183123936 -Just FUCKING MARRY ME LU-PIT-A -What is the value of animorphic lenses? ---- 183124221 ->>183124081 ->What is the value of animorphic lenses? -Lens flares and depth of field and some other stuff. Doesn't matter though WHEN IT'S FUCKING BLURRY. ---- 183124458 -Cheap fucks can do the "CGI" backgrounds in MS paint, and just hide with this shit. ---- 183124530 ->>183124015 -is that a human? ---- 183124601 ->>183124530 -I want to believe. ---- 183124640 ->>183124601 -dear lord ---- 183124865 ->>183124601 ->I'm tired boss ---- 183124913 -dey hea ---- 183125338 ->>183124601 ->this will sell our movie diff --git a/tv/183123992.txt b/tv/183123992.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4c510623bfbc7fb4e63d03698b059f1b1eb47239..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183123992.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183123992 ->This video is not available in your country. ---- 183124234 ->>183123992 (OP) -I never understood this. I tried to find "Red Rock West" on justwatch and it said the same thing. It's one of Nic Cage's best early films too. ---- 183125522 ->>183123992 (OP) diff --git a/tv/183124041.txt b/tv/183124041.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ed0aa118764118dcda12551281e4d507562fea3a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124041.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,27 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124041 -Hey guys I gotta go, I'll leave my Eiffel tower in an action movie set piece, please make sure nothing bad happens to it ---- 183124795 -read/watched about it, but isn't it illegal to see the eiffel tower at night? something something you cant see photos of the eiffel at night if you search for them on google. was i having some weird dream and i somehow remember this exact thing from it or what ---- 183125143 ->>183124746 ->coats goes down beneath the knees but above the ankles -absolutely halal ---- 183125192 ->>183124795 -Hey anon, I've got some good fucking shit for you right here. Gonna blow your mind. -Open this when you're alone and don't tell anyone you did this. ---- 183125373 ->>183124902 -How the fuck is it possible to make such an inaccurate picture about one of the most famous monument in the world? They just had to screenshot any sat map ffs. ---- 183125560 ->>183124041 (OP) ->WE ARE THE ->SELF PRESERVATION ->SOCIETY ---- 183126012 ->>183125192 -Its all over now bud ---- 183126299 ->>183126012 -OH N- diff --git a/tv/183124105.txt b/tv/183124105.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b75bd62fb6162ba50a02f620a041b081f9071aac..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124105.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,115 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124105 ->LE… MACHINE! ---- 183125251 -It's funny. ---- 183125296 ->>183124105 (OP) -I'm still confused at who's the demographic for this clown. Brown people and manchildren? ---- 183125315 ->>183125296 -Day 400+ of the 3 day operation ---- 183125329 ->>183124105 (OP) -60 years ago an ugly fat fuck taking his shirt off on stage would be unheard of. What happened ---- 183125345 ->>183124105 (OP) -I loved seeing Stavvy completely shut him down when he was about to go into some faggy rant where he referred to normal people as "pedestrians" ---- 183125349 ->>183125296 -Pretty much - -also the more retarded part of drunk dudebro kids in high school/college ---- 183125359 ->>183124105 (OP) ---- 183125382 ->>183125296 -anyone sub 90iq ---- 183125387 ->>183125329 -that man's name? Jim Morrison ---- 183125388 -Fat mind-scrambled alcoholic dad. He gets dumber and dumber with each passing year. ---- 183125405 ->>183125359 ->>183124105 (OP) ---- 183125426 ->>183125345 ->referred to normal people as "pedestrians" -kek, mixing up the word civilians classic bert ---- 183125432 ->>183124105 (OP) - -All it takes to become a successful comedian is to spam your one shitty, unfunny joke over and over. The same way you make a shitty meme popular. ---- 183125443 -The Machine story was funny, I remember playing it for my coworkers in 2015 and everyone loved it. But I've literally never heard another joke that this guy did and whenever people reference him they just talk about The Machine. So I'm assuming he's a solid 4/10 of a comedian who pulled out a 9/10 story out of his unnamed friend's ass and rode that to fame. ---- 183125463 ->>183124105 (OP) -ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! ---- 183125471 ->>183125296 -People exactly like him. Fat alcoholic white guys and their wives ---- 183125502 -The clip of Big Jay doing his Bert impression during the roast of bert kreisher on onlyfans tv that was arranged by whitney cummings is pretty good. -the clip starts at 45 seconds -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=939ehhOpD54 [Embed] ---- 183125526 ->>183124105 (OP) -What if Glabgobgolob but gay and retarded ---- 183125553 ->>183125296 -I’m brown and like it ---- 183125671 -And yet somehow they got Ryan Reynolds to play him in his biopic ---- 183125678 ->>183125443 -He got famous because he’s friends with joe rogan, and he’s infamous for being an excessive liar even for shake up comedian standards. ---- 183125706 ->>183125502 ->Whitney brought together some of today’s greatest comedians– Jim Norton, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Rachel Feinstein, Donnell Rawlings, and Trevor Wallace -hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha ---- 183125711 ->>183125296 -40 year old Boomers reminiscing about the 90s ---- 183125779 ->>183124105 (OP) -I hate that I'm attracted to this body type. ---- 183125812 ->>183124105 (OP) ->Orders food without asking what you want ->Calls it "family style" ->Demands you thank him ---- 183125815 ->>183125296 ->that one guy at work who would send you bert kreischer LE MACHINE (totally real story bro) clips every day over facebook messenger ---- 183125824 ->>183125779 -Were you molested and what’s your body type. ---- 183125852 ->>183125671 -Of course they did - -Do you think anybody would watch the fucking movie if they found an actor who looked like Bort? ---- 183125877 ->>183125824 -No. But lots of anime early on. I'm a short king but in shape. ---- 183125977 ->>183125877 -Hmm that counters my hypothesis. I was thinking that gay men attracted to that body are true gays who had some molestation encounter with an older man at a young age, and that gay men who didn’t have that happen to them and became gay from anime or inceldom were into femboys, twinks, and trannies as well as women ---- 183126042 -can someone give me a qrd of the machine joke? i dont want to listen to it since kreishcer is kind of annoying but im curious what it is ---- 183126073 ->>183125296 - -I used to work with people who loved to quote Rick and Morty. When this guy popped up, they'd play his stupid LE MACHINE video over and over. ---- 183126103 ->>183126042 -he ran into a couple members of the russian mob -he imitates them with heavy accents -they "call him LE MACHINE xD" -he made an entire tour out of this made up story, multiple cities a week, same story ---- 183126269 -For me it's Redbar analyzing existential problems facing Brine, Bapa and Uncle Joey. ---- 183126305 ->>183126103 -Aren't they making a movie about the story too? diff --git a/tv/183124180.txt b/tv/183124180.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 57cbc7a511f91703711976f3ced4a5651d329635..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124180.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,63 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124180 -So this bitch is Princess Irulan LMAO ---- 183124232 -Truly an aristocratic countenance. ---- 183124248 ->>183124180 (OP) -WHERE - -IS - -HER - -FUCKING - -NECK? ---- 183124251 -I'm not saying this just to be funny but she genuinely looks like she smells bad and has sticky skin. ---- 183124253 -Who gives a shit about your nerd shit #1528182 ---- 183124264 ->>183124180 (OP) -WOOF ---- 183124269 -That jewelry around her neck doesn’t looks comfortable at all ---- 183124283 ->>183124180 (OP) -When did she become a lesbian? ---- 183124506 ->>183124180 (OP) -Its very strange, the dichotomy of reaction to this actress. In general, guys find her to be very mid; plain-faced, pudgey, without a great figure. But women say she's gorgeous. Not only that, they seem to take personal offense when she's criticized for her appearance, it's like they identify with her, and interpret the criticism as a one directed at them personally. Very strange... - -But a bad choice for Irulan, in any case. The princess of the known universe, should be stunningly, *arrestingly*, beautiful and broadcast an air of sophistication, intelligence and poise. But let's be honest, we all know they cast a mid simply so the character didn't utterly outshine that DOG of a woman playing Chani. ---- 183124542 -Yes, and? ---- 183124801 ->>183124180 (OP) -not watching it ---- 183124854 ->>183124801 -this is so hot ---- 183124894 ->>183124506 -i hate this pigly bitch, but you have me confused if you think im going to read one word of your negative ass incel drivel. ---- 183124901 ->>183124801 -when was the last time they showed a white couple kissing like this -honest question is every jew gay? and why is it for bbc? ---- 183124969 ->>183124894 -ywnbaw ---- 183124972 ->>183124801 -florence pugh in my mouth eugh ---- 183124988 ->>183124894 -Your support is appreciated. ---- 183125047 ->>183124180 (OP) -has a nose ring ever looked good on anyone? literally anyone? ---- 183125490 ->>183125047 -I want to fuck some slutty girl with one at least once so I can lead her around the bed with it like an actual cow diff --git a/tv/183124254.txt b/tv/183124254.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f7caff9d116ab8a30feafc9501b9d8cbadd350ad..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124254.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,40 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124326 -Is this the married with children set? Also, who is that? ---- 183125117 ->>183124254 (OP) -women owe me sex. captcha is faggot homo shit ---- 183125122 ->>183124326 -its the ripoff ---- 183125241 ->>183124326 -Nikki Cox and it's Unhappily Ever After not Married with Children, was kind of a ripoff but I liked it at the time. Had a talking stuffed bunny ---- 183125252 ->>183124254 (OP) ->>183124326 -Unhappily ever after - -it always felt like a porn parody of Married with Children except they never get to the actual sex ---- 183125272 ->>183125174 ->13-years-old - -How did they get away with it? ---- 183125307 ->>183125272 -13 or not, she is ready ---- 183126037 ->>183125272 -fags and old hags were kept in line back then ---- 183126091 ->>183125880 ---- 183126144 ->aaal ---- 183126234 ->>183125241 ->>183125252 -Unhappily Ever After was made by the creators of Married with Children so it's a spiritual successor. And you rarely see it on syndication nowadays. It's nowhere near as good as MWC, but it's still not bad. ---- 183126282 ->>183124254 (OP) -thinking about her fucking bobcat goldwaithe makes me want to puke diff --git a/tv/183124320.txt b/tv/183124320.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c18d3d10f221ab24ea13f6ac4c92be9eed6eb141..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124320.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124320 -any enjoyers? downloaded episodes to watch on a train, it's not that good but I'm invested now ---- 183124617 ->>183124320 (OP) -I like it. I wish I could be friends with James Marsden. ---- 183124659 -I am enjoying ---- 183124670 ->no pauly shore -It’s shit ---- 183124697 -The first 3 episodes were good but the last 3 were kinda boring ---- 183125653 -what would you do in this situation? ---- 183126111 ->>183125653 -checked her instagram, she is so fucking disgusting ---- 183126194 -My gf and I are watching it. It isn't the best show, but every episode has at least one good gag, which is a better score than most shows. I'm not sure why Amazon keeps putting their actual watchable stuff on Freevee instead, I was real into Sprung as well. ->>183125653 -Ejaculate forthwith into her womb diff --git a/tv/183124329.txt b/tv/183124329.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3fa261aadafe3579e63c33d6b2053802a79cc027..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124329.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124329 -Kingsman is a film about a white working class man fighting against a black environmentalist that plans murdering most of the planet except his elitist friends and along the way he learns lessons of traditional values like honor, duety, respect, class and patriotism. - - -I am thinking based ---- 183124559 -simply too british ---- 183124706 ->>183124329 (OP) -Kingsman 1 was a great film. Imagine all the elite getting their heads blown up just like that. What a cathartic release. ---- 183124745 -The first movie was very good but the second one was mid at best, not even mentioning how the prequel was god-awful. How did they managed to shit this hard really is beyond me. ---- 183124776 ->>183124329 (OP) -whatever happened to sophia boutilla poster? ---- 183124777 ->>183124329 (OP) - -Church scene was pretty fun despite what 4reddit says. ---- 183124909 ->>183124329 (OP) -Whatever man, it satisfies my somewhat complicated fetishes so I like it ---- 183124933 ->>183124329 (OP) ->if you rescue me i’ll let you butt fuck me! ---- 183124978 ->>183124329 (OP) -Never seen such an overhyped flick in my life. It felt like if a bond movie was written and directed by the studio that does Brazzers. Just extremely garish and in your face, absolutely no subtlety or intrigue. ---- 183125052 ->>183124329 (OP) -Yes. Collin killed all those chud incels in the church. ---- 183125066 ->>183124329 (OP) ->>183124909 -wtf I can see her p*ssy ---- 183125081 -It's a movie about a glowie who stomps all over a great man who values individualism and freedom. diff --git a/tv/183124337.txt b/tv/183124337.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 51eb8f1296ae34296482cfe0bfa160c4bc51dbde..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124337.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,993 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124337 -what's going to happen to our acclaimed shows now bros? ---- 183124363 -Time for ChatGPT to shine ---- 183124377 -They will somehow get even worse once all these writers are laid off and newer, more diverse writers are brought in as replacement. ---- 183124384 -AI PROMPTERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ---- 183124399 ->>183124337 (OP) -Man, what are we going to do with the writers of such classics like Quantumania and Renfield ---- 183124432 ->>183124337 (OP) -Lmao, this is more interesting than the shows they write ---- 183124449 ->>183124337 (OP) -the first strike failed. this is no different ---- 183124507 -Will be funny if studios take the McDonald's approach. Considering most of them are ran by nepobabies and retards they will ---- 183124509 ->>183124337 (OP) ->be represented by union ->union fails to secure higher wages ->now have to go on strike for higher wages -What is the point of the union then? ---- 183124562 -I couldn't tell you the last time I watched something made after the first strike ---- 183124757 ->>183124337 (OP) -oh no, how horrible. Remember when they went on strike last time and we got to watch ultimate kino without the constraints of Hollywood (((writers)))? Please don't let that happen again. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyxm7nkpljU [Embed] ---- 183124820 ->>183124399 -Renfield was a pretty smart script compared to what else is out there right now. It of course had a couple of cringey aspects but I don't think you can fault the writing. ---- 183124932 ->>183124757 -that shit isn't kino tho, it's just shit. ---- 183124990 ->>183124932 ---- 183125045 ->>183124509 -The ability to strike in an organized way is part of what makes unions powerful. Without a union, even if everyone in an industry agrees they're being treated like shit, how are you gonna strike? If just you and a couple of your work buddies strike, so what? If some twitter asshole calls for a strike, who's actually going to put their job on the line and do it, out of fear that the vast majority won't? - -But when you have a union, and the workers are all able to collectively vote and agree to strike, then you can actually strike with confidence knowing you won't be the only one doing it and just instantly lose your job. ---- 183125046 -Good thing I'm not up-to-date with anything. This sucked when I was younger though ---- 183125089 -They might get some good writing for once. ---- 183125092 ->>183124990 -Does that mean im high t since im losing head hair and my body hair is spreading ---- 183125123 -i would have sympathy if tv and movies where actually still good and not pozzed to hell, i support any scab and garbage reality tv show that replaces the onions boys, roasties and darkies who took over hollywood last time ---- 183125128 -the last time they went on strike half the shows they wrote for were replaced with more reality shows - -im sure this will work out just fine this time ---- 183125186 ->>183124377 -Seriously, the general quality of writing has gotten exponentially worse every time a Writers Guild strike happens. ---- 183125285 ->>183125092 -Low T causes baldness, high T also causes baldness. -There's no winning against that plague. ---- 183125305 ->>183125285 -You've been told many lies ---- 183125333 ->look up when the writer's strike happened ->2007 - -Why in the flying fuck did EVERYTHING happen that year? It's like the timeline shifted ---- 183125340 -Time for straight white male scabs ---- 183125362 -reality tv shows -dating shows -talk shows. -documentaries - -bros, we eating ---- 183125395 -I predicted this weeks ago and faggots here seethed about it for some reason ---- 183125411 ->>183125362 -also shows were a comedian stands in front of a green screen and laughs at youtube videos ---- 183125423 ->>183124932 ->that shit isn't movie tho, it's just shit. ---- 183125436 ->>183124990 -I don't have any of these I just don't watch dog shit action movies ---- 183125445 ->>183124337 (OP) -scab brothers... things are looking up ---- 183125451 -What's the show that's going to get An Heroes'd by the strike this generation? ---- 183125461 -That reminded me of the tards that said wwg1wga ---- 183125468 ->>183125333 -Welcome to the party zoomer -Now you know why people who "notice patterns" tend to lean right, some people take the time to not take things for granted or ingest bullshit at face value ---- 183125480 ->>183125333 -Internet going mainstream meant the internet determined culture, old media lost most of its influence. ---- 183125501 -Everything is already written by Focus Groups, nepobabies and ESG farms. Might as well let AI do the job from now on ---- 183125512 ->>183125451 -Is there even a show running right now where a huge drop in quality would even be noticed? ---- 183125515 ->>183125045 -It's your own responsibility to not be treated like shit. Actually talented writers like Tarantino never joined the WGA and refuse to let execs change their scripts. It's about having balls, not "solidarity" with some faggot commie collective. ---- 183125555 ->>183124337 (OP) -the last strike ruined a few of my favorite shows - -good thing there are no good shows going on right now to ruin so who cares ---- 183125633 ->may get more outrageous reality shows -I'm ready for more variations of fatkino. ---- 183125645 ->>183124337 (OP) -I will never forgive them. ---- 183125785 -okay my idea for a reality tv show, i call it "incel date", you put one girl in a house filled with men, and she has to guess which one is the incel ---- 183125910 -directors who write their own stories will be fine (rian johnson) - -hacks like spielberg are finished ---- 183125942 ->>183125785 -Spoiler alert: They all are And also bitcoin millionaires ---- 183126017 ->>183125515 -I'm far from socialist, but unions are needed. I'm all for free enterprise and capitalism, but unions for all their faults like protecting the weakest and most incompetent members or getting too power trippy. Corporate greed and graft need something to balance it out. Our current system could use reform, but I will never agree to completely state-owned and state-operated businesses. Nor am I in favor of letting oligarchs do whatever they want without regulation. ---- 183126309 ->>183125942 -Keep the second part a secret until the mid season reveal episode and document how the woman's attitude changes. ---- 183126349 ->>183126017 ->protecting the weakest and most incompetent members -Why? If they're weak and incompetent maybe they shouldn't have the job. Maybe then we'd have an actual meritocracy where good writing gets promoted. But shitty writers who can't negotiate have to be "protected" because... "greed"? What a dumbass perspective. ---- 183126356 ->>183124337 (OP) -You really think that means studios have [posters here collecting our ideas? There's nothing they've done to prove that they're saving or copying what post here for their inspiration ---- 183126435 ->>183126349 -Unfortunately, unions are all-or-nothing; they have to protect every due-paying member. I agree that it's bullshit and that needs to be changed. My dad used to bitch at the shitbrains he had to deal with at work while growing up so I understand that POV. - ->Maybe then we'd have an actual meritocracy where good writing gets promoted. But shitty writers who can't negotiate have to be "protected" because... "greed"? -I agree with that too. The writers that actually are professional and have talent or at least bring in the bucks and ratings deserve to be protected. Lumping in the shitty writers with the cream is something that needs to be sifted out. ---- 183126506 ->>183124337 (OP) -i don't care. i don't watch anything made after ~2000 anyway ---- 183126551 ->>183124337 (OP) -Is anyone else considering the idea that the studios have been deliberately allowing wokeshit to permiate after the 2009 writers strike blew a hole in some of their most successful new products and, knowing the contracts would come up again, have made sure the audience has exactly no sympathy for writers in current year? - -Because we're all sitting here like "yep, go on strike, you weren't making anything we wanted anyway and we're going to replace you with Ai" -And the studios are like: "That was the plan the whole time." ---- 183126552 ->>183125515 -Tarantino has leverage. Most writers are not Tarantino and they outnumber writers like him by many orders of magnitude. ---- 183126610 ->>183124337 (OP) -All my favorite shows wraped their runs years ago, soóoooooooooooo nothing will change ---- 183126620 ->>183126309 -No. Announce that at the end of the season. Produce a second season where the woman now believes that she is surrounded by Bitcoin millionaires but this time they are just poor NEETs. ---- 183126621 ->>183126349 -He was saying that’s a bad thing, a fault. ---- 183126646 ->>183126349 -Well, no law against collective bargaining. Deal with it. ---- 183126658 ->>183126349 ->>183126435 -Adam Smith famously argued ->“People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices.” -to make his case that since the masters will naturally conspire to raise prices and lower wages, it is both just and necessary that labourers do the same. ---- 183126660 ->>183126646 -Yet. ---- 183126691 ->>183124337 (OP) -I'll write scripts for 25 grand a piece that a company will just throw in a vault to never use but maybe 30 years from now. You don't need some queer wage slave jew rats to write negro spiritual pokemon sequels. I'll do it and not complain. ---- 183126695 ->>183124337 (OP) -don't care, suck session is the only new show i'm watching and they already wrapped production ---- 183126696 -By the time I get in there and become a professional screenwriter, I hope everything is better. Remember the name N. M. Flores. I'm coming. ---- 183126705 ->>183125045 -I understand the point of unions. But it sounds like the union itself failed at its job if a decade has gone by and wages haven't budged. All those years of 1.5% of earnings per quarter to ultimately have to go on strike anyways? ---- 183126742 -lmao goyslop is OFF THE MENU ---- 183126744 ->>183126551 -Are script writers really such a big cost in film making that studios are actively seeking to ditch them? Just pay them in hot meals ---- 183126766 ->>183126705 -Corporate interest is more powerful than unions right now. Also government. ---- 183126767 ->>183124337 (OP) -this just mean writing is getting better ---- 183126778 ->>183126691 ->Studios will pay me 25 grand for any old shitty script even though I'm not in a union -Silly faggot, studios will skim scripts from fanscripts,com for free and pay some mexicans or indians to polish them up a bit for $10 a day. ---- 183126784 ->>183124377 -dubs confirms ---- 183126787 ->>183126660 -Better outlaw having lawyers as well then. Can't argue your own innocence and stand up for yourself in court, might as well be guilty. ---- 183126790 ->>183126551 -Nobody in the entertainment industry is that clever or thinks nearly that far ahead. ---- 183126793 ->>183124562 -why are you still even here than faggot, it's clear your too much of a jaded faggot to enjoy anything ---- 183126805 ->>183126744 -You’re really asking why Jews are Jewing people? ---- 183126820 ->>183124990 -Liking transformers is the least manly thing ever. ---- 183126829 ->>183126793 -*you're ---- 183126837 ->>183126787 -The public defender system is pretty much that. ---- 183126848 ->>183125411 -It's shocking how long this has existed. ---- 183126863 ->>183126552 -The only leverage he had with Reservoir Dogs was the quality of the script. Multiple producers he met with wanted to change the script and he said no. Harvey Weinstein wanted to cut the torture sequence, QT said no. If you do quality work, the threat of leaving and doing business with someone else instead is natural leverage. ->>183126646 -Fair enough. There's no incentive to join the WGA so I fully support scabbing and working non-union. The threats they try throwing around about how you "won't have a career" if you scab are hilarious. Maybe you won't get nominated at the WGA's shitty little awards show, but they can't stop you from selling scripts. ---- 183126893 ->>183124337 (OP) -Nothing. Writers are brainlets that are going to expose how easily replaceable they are. They're going on strike just as AI writing programs are coming into their own WHILE having produced nothing but dogshit shows and movies since the last strike. Half of them will be out of a job outright and a couple who has been getting gatekept by established shitters will finally get a chance to show off their writer, will make a few hits, and will be the new status quo. The timing for the strike couldn't be worse and it's so dumb I think it's a 4d chess move by studios to clean house and dump loser writers they wanted to get rid of for years but couldn't because they weren't unconnected white males. ---- 183126899 ->writers strike ->recission - -its 2007 all over again ---- 183126914 ->>183126744 -do writers really need a guild? ---- 183126928 ->>183124509 -To give jobs to union leaders ---- 183126946 -What if they've been sitting on the greatest scripts of all time in anticipation of the next writers strike? You know, like strategically. Wait til all the gay millenials from the degree mills go on strike, then while they're gone, create the greatest films of all time to prove a point? ---- 183126952 ->>183124363 -this -last writer strike brought about the blighted age of reality tv -this will be 100 times worse ---- 183126972 ->>183126658 ->masters will naturally conspire to raise prices and lower wages -Yeah, it's called negotiation. The studios have every incentive to pay you the least for the most amount of work, and the writer has the opposite incentive. A meeting in the middle is what usually happens, but knowing your own worth is your protection against getting screwed over. ---- 183127016 ->>183126744 -Professional writers need a professional wage. Labour has to at least sustain itself, and living in LA isn't cheap. -So if someone is working a 40 hour week and they work all year they need an equivalent salary to working in any other similar industry. - -So maybe that's $50k on average, not that much, about the average across all jobs and industries. But then for hollywood to function you need maybe 10,000 writers in total, which means the studios as a class have to pay out $500m to writers as a class. This is out of the total of maybe $10b that hollywood makes in a lean year. So 5% of what hollywood brings in is being distributed to writers. Not a small amount. ---- 183127065 ->>183126309 -Last episode of the first series of Take Me Out, almost all the women buzzed him out for not being Chad, revealed himself to be a millionaire at the end of it. The look on the faces of the women who buzzed was priceless ---- 183127075 ->>183126899 -Yes, them striking is a sign that things have reached maximum hysteria. I even think its a real estate bubble just like the last time. ---- 183127078 ->noo you can't scab we have to act collectively we're all in this together! ->okay give me half your savings so I can pay my bills ->...no wtf that's my money!! ---- 183127157 ->>183126790 -yeah you're probably right. - ->>183126972 -No it's called oligopoly and price fixing. You don't learn about that until you study more than just "basic economics" -If you want perfect competition you have to enforce perfect competition and that's impossible. So we use game theory instead. ---- 183127210 ->>183124337 (OP) -there isn't one good show currently airing and ai could do a better job writing than they can ---- 183127225 ->>183127016 ->Professional writers need a professional wage. Labour has to at least sustain itself, and living in LA isn't cheap. -This assumes that all writing "labor" is equal. Some writers are brilliant and some of them suck. Paying Shane Black and some hack TV writer the same wage would be insane. ---- 183127305 -White Goy Association ---- 183127363 ->>183124337 (OP) ->WGA strike ->JJ Abrams and Kurtzman win ---- 183127379 ->>183127225 ->Some writers are brilliant and some of them suck. -Sure but how do you tell the difference without hiring them to write some stuff? The industry needs a constant supply of unknown quantities, and they need to be paid because nothing in life is free. - -And nothing I said constitutes paying all writers the same. But an average and a minimum are required. A standard rate which the individual can negotiate an excess from. - -And the weirdest part of the average American "freedumb luvvurp" hating on unions is that the other way to solve these problems is for the government to set wages. Unions are capitalism, unions are freedom. It's not meant to be perfect, it's meant to be better than the alternative. ---- 183127381 ->>183127157 ->No it's called oligopoly and price fixing. You don't learn about that until you study more than just "basic economics" ->If you want perfect competition you have to enforce perfect competition and that's impossible. So we use game theory instead. -The WGA minimums are public information. Everyone knows the standard benchmarks. Whether that number goes up or down for a particular writer/script is a function of leverage and negotiation, regardless of your spook story about muh big bad oligarchs. ---- 183127401 ->>183126914 -Only the hacks. ---- 183127446 ->>183126829 -no argument ---- 183127459 ->>183126551 -That would be some impressive long-term thinking, but that'd be a serious risk in short-term revenue. I highly doubt anyone considered that. ---- 183127471 ->>183127446 -I must be a writer's guild member. ---- 183127484 ->>183127381 -The standard benchmarks that are set in negotiation between the oligarchical studios and the oligarchical unions. -It's two effective monopolies negotiating with each other, but you demand only one of them cease their monopolistic shenanigans. - -Perfect competition was never on the table. Ergo there is no free market, never was, and never will be. ---- 183127498 ->Acclaimed Shows - -Funny. -I want every single thing on the air to be erased completely, and everyone who worked on them to be massacred ---- 183127524 ->>183126820 ->Liking transformers is the least manly thing ever. -Yeah, only women like space alien robots that transform in to trains and cars and then shoot each other and fight. Fuck off retard. ---- 183127532 ->>183127379 ->how do you tell the difference without hiring them to write some stuff? -We're talking about two different things. Sometimes writers are "hired" for a future assignment based on past samples of their work. Sometimes a writer will write a full script on spec and then try to sell it. In the case of the spec, the writing quality, budget, and talent prospects for the project are all very clear, and will go far in dictating the sale price (along with the amount of heat and competition between companies for the same script). That's how Shane Black sold his first script Lethal Weapon for huge money in the late 80s, every studio wanted that script and the price kept going up. ---- 183127544 ->>183126349 -Why are you pro corp and anti union worker? ---- 183127575 ->>183124363 ->ChatGPT ->just scrapes shit from the internet -what the FUCK is wrong with you -who the FUCK is going to put screenplays online for anyone to see ---- 183127581 ->>183127532 -You're looking at the individuals which ignores the problem that hollywood needs a SUPPLY a writers. A great big pool of them, some of which will be great, some of which will be complete turds. - -And that great big pool needs to be paid for. Nothing is life is free. ---- 183127593 ->>183126660 ->Spank me, Feudal Daddy! ---- 183127606 ->>183126551 -Jews can’t think past a quarter. ---- 183127632 ->>183127606 -Yeah this is true. -It was just a thought. -Kinda funny how everything turned out though. ---- 183127637 ->>183127575 ->who the FUCK is going to put screenplays online for anyone to see -arthoes, on shitty blogs no one reads ---- 183127639 ->>183127544 -I'm pro meritocracy and anti collectivist. The most talented writers with the best scripts should be paid the most. ---- 183127642 ->>183127544 -Americans have been carefully trained by their owners. - -If you whistle, they also roll over and beg for a donut. ---- 183127644 ->>183127593 ->if you acknowledge corporations have more power than unions you lick boot ---- 183127668 ->>183127639 -And they are, but "the most" requires establishing what "the least" is. ---- 183127677 ->>183124363 ---- 183127700 ->the lazy millionaires are fighting with the lazy billionaires ->you should care about it -See spot run -Spot runs fast -Run spot run ->willhelm scream ---- 183127721 ->>183127677 -just tell it to do it one page at a time ---- 183127723 ->>183127642 -yet the whole world laps up their shit and begs for more ---- 183127724 ->>183127677 ->I am not able to create a 20-page professionally formatted script for a cartoon series... yet ---- 183127734 ->>183127639 -Yep - kinda like how minimum wage requires everyone to be paid exactly the same for all jobs... - -Oh wait, that's retarded and so are you. ---- 183127776 ->>183124363 -Nope. ChatGPT has been ruined. The people in charge put censor blockers that stop any kind of fun (no jokes that offend people, no sex, no violence especially towards women, no gore, no sexism against women, etc). -Most of the prompts it generates are boring and inoffensive. ---- 183127796 -just put up a webcam on a busy footpath in a city centre. there's your tv. -shia lebeouf's "he will not divide us" stream in nyc was pure kino, i watched that shit for hours on end ---- 183127803 ->>183127644 ---- 183127809 ->>183124377 -this ---- 183127819 ->>183127721 ->>183127677 -Its terrible at long form stuff since its context window is basically just a few pages. It'll forget the start of the story and it'll just spin a yarn forever like a soap opera unless you tell it to finish the story and it won't be able to tie themes and arcs together properly. I think microsofts copilot for word might be better for this task. ---- 183127842 ->>183127724 -It can do it. The developers just won’t let it do it. ChatGPT is just a toy they give to the public to play with. The real hard GPT stuff is hidden and only Rich elites and Californians are allowed to use it. ---- 183127873 ->>183127776 -Yeah but the genie is out of the bottle. It didn't take long for standard diffusion to be adapted for NSFW. Midjourney will be next once it gets out of beta. -I don't think there will be any pornstars still working in 5 years time. I think Ai is just going to pump out so much that 3dpg will have to find a real job. ---- 183127878 ->>183124337 (OP) -I was about to make a fucking thread about this faggot OP ---- 183127879 ->>183127723 -American society is universally held in revulsion. - -That's like saying that everyone who likes Swedish crime dramas wants it to be cold all the time ---- 183127899 -Lrn2Code ---- 183127934 ->>183124337 (OP) -I read that one of the things they want is for a minimum requirement of an MBA for writers of comedy series on television. In other words, they don't want anyone but woke faggots churning out the bullshit they call comedy on TV. Fuck them. I hope they get nothing. ---- 183127938 ->>183124337 (OP) ->Communist infested industry executes general strike, limiting their agitprop media production -Oh god, how terrible. ---- 183127953 ->>183124337 (OP) -They might actually improve. ---- 183127957 ->>183127842 -Sure but, again, the genie is out of the bottle. -They invented a machine that grants wishes and they want to keep it for themselves, but it's only the first machine, eventually everyone will have access. -Stamford recently figured out how to use and Ai to train an Ai for $600 (it used to cost tens of millions to pay indians to do it). This is going to change the world. ---- 183128005 ->>183127934 -[Citation Not Found] ---- 183128023 ->>183127524 ->PEW PEW PEW. HOUR LONG ACTION IS FOR MEN. and definitely not brainbroken kids -It's not about women, it's about immature brats. ---- 183128036 ->>183127934 ---- 183128057 ->>183127873 -I hope so, anon. -It would be cool to have our own AI generators and not be limited by page counts or censorship. ---- 183128071 ->>183128005 ->>183128036 -I posted it here because I knew a fag like you would show up and be gay ---- 183128075 ->>183127934 ->a minimum requirement of an MBA -I don't think you know what an MBA is. -You can't get an MBA unless you've worked in an industry for 5 to 10 years. People who get MBAs start with BAs or LBs. ---- 183128098 ->>183127957 ->Stamford ->AIs are hand-trained by Indians - -When did the average IQ on this site go negative? ---- 183128126 ->>183127776 ->Most of the prompts it generates are boring and inoffensive -Sounds like it's perfect for Hollywood then. ---- 183128132 ->>183124377 -Jewish race communists will be replaced with Latinx and Asian race communists ---- 183128136 ->>183128057 -Right now you can download stable diffusion, run it on your own computer (assuming you've got a beast) and run it without limits right now. It's up on github. -But all the good ones like ChatGPT and Midjourney are still in Beta. ---- 183128137 ->>183127879 -that's a bad analogy. i'd say it's more like when someone complains about sweden everyday, insults swedish culture, spends all day thinking about how much they hate swedes but spends all their time watching swedish tv, swedish news, talking about swedes and never spending a moment not thinking about swedes. ---- 183128194 ->>183128098 -Is it stamford or stanford? I honestly can't tell. -Also year that's how Ais are trained for the most part. That's how most code is written too. -You can any custom software you like for about 10 grand from India. There are websites. ---- 183128238 ->>183128036 -MBA = Minimum Basic Agreement - -It's just saying that you don't get to underpay someone for a professionally produced YouTube show. - -...You really thought they were going to require a Master of Business Administration to write dick jokes, didn't you? -Holy Fuck, what a retard! ---- 183128245 -next culture war just dropped ya'll ---- 183128263 ->>183128238 -Yeah that makes more sense. ---- 183128274 ->>183124509 -To fuck over the consumer defending useless workers along with the good ones. The fact there is no real reward or punishment makes everyone a shit worker in the long run. Why would you put effort if the bad workers are still defended by the union? ---- 183128304 ->>183128245 -You're not even American retard lmao. It has nothing to do with you. ---- 183128324 ->>183128245 ->woke -Only retards still use this term. -And no, I'm not leftist/liberal/democrat or anything. It's just that the people who think of things as woke unironically tend to be idiots. ---- 183128327 ->>183128304 ->cope ---- 183128346 -cant wait for the reality tv kino about ancient redneck aliens hunting ice road sasquatches comes out ---- 183128358 ->>183128245 -Maybe this'll force Hollywood to scale back their wokeness back to 80's and 90's level and not alienate audiences. Or even 2000's level which had SJWism pop up more and more but in tolerable amounts. ---- 183128360 ->>183126695 -This. And BCS ended last year. TV is a wasteland ---- 183128372 ->>183128194 ->It's Stanford ->'AI training' is just mass data crunching performed by supercomputers. No humans are involved outside of collating datasets, and those are mostly standardized and off-the-shelf ->Paying Indians to make you speciality software is... Not advised ---- 183128374 ->>183128327 ->didn't even deny it -You're the non American bringing up American twitter screencaps. Not me. ---- 183128402 ->>183128324 -No. We use the term because we invented it. But we still use the original definition we gave it while the facebook boomers who complain endlessly about "words not having any meaning any more" make up whatever definition they like. - -Just like they did with Snowflake, which was ours too, because they hadn't even seen Fight Club. ---- 183128441 ->>183128372 -Who are you quoting? - ->>183128374 -No I'm not. -You're just coping. ---- 183128451 ->>183127776 ->Most of the prompts it generates ->prompts it generates -Prompts are what you put in, you mongoloid. It refers to the input, not the output. Go neck yourself to save your parents further embarrassment. ---- 183128480 ->>183128374 -first of all i am american, second of all you are replying to two different people and mixing them up, third of all none of this has anything to do with the topic ---- 183128481 ->>183124363 -Given how television and movie scripts are already retardedly formulaic, this might be an improvement. ---- 183128495 ->>183124337 (OP) -97.85% of today's movies and tv shows looks like they are written by ex Tumblrina fanfiction writers, so... who cares. ---- 183128524 ->>183128402 ->Snowflake -I'm still peeved about that one ---- 183128537 ->>183128402 -ok, but do you know what it used to mean? - - this is also "Gay used to mean "happy"" cope ---- 183128554 ->>183128524 -I'm over it now, but holy fuck did it annoy the shit out of me at the time. ---- 183128575 ->>183128480 -You will never be American esl. Sorry. ---- 183128602 ->>183128402 ->No. We use the term because we invented it. -what? "woke" is an ebonics term originally, same as "based." you're saying "we" as in "we negroes" or...? ---- 183128632 ->>183128554 -If I'm the only one who keeps caring, does that make me a special snowflake? ---- 183128646 ->>183128245 -Chuds now it’s time to start sending our scripts. Fuck AI demoralization get to writing. ALL OF YOU ---- 183128656 ->>183128537 -I know what it still means. It's mean inserting a political agenda, specifically that of the American left, into genres where it does not belong, or deliberately changing established franchises or IPs to appease polsci students from UCLA. - -Niggers in fantasy being the best example. There's no reason for them to be there except to appease the American left. ---- 183128681 ->>183125186 -This. And if anyone disagrees, look at the quality of television after L O S T's writer's guild strike. One of the most significant drops in quality I've ever seen. ---- 183128711 ->>183128324 -Woke is actually a good word. You cant call it leftism because its literally capitalistic private companies the ones pushing for this shit, with the only goal of getting more money and influence over western societies. -The ancaps will tell it its not right wing because its not real free market and cultural "marxism" and blablabla. -The truth is that both are right. Both leftism and capitalism are tools of the jew to dominate over white Christian societies. -The term woke goes above those retarded left-right divisions and just means identity politics used to agitate and to poison society. Woke is a far better and more accurate term. There is no left and right, there is jews vs us. ---- 183128712 ->>183128602 -No we as in 4chan dot org slash tv dot fuck you. - ->>183128632 -YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL OR UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE -YOU ARE THE SAME DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER AS EVERYTHING ELSE ---- 183128743 ->>183127575 -https://imsdb.com/ chatgpt doesn't seem to have much from it though, i asked it to give me the opening from heat and it just made something up. told it what the opening was, it just repeated it back to me, asked it to continue and it made more shit up ---- 183128762 ->>183128360 -I haven't watched TV that much in the last 3 years because of college and my job. Even on Cable channels, there's nothing worth watching? ---- 183128820 ->>183128656 -That's why I asked, because i knew you'd be wrong. -You can't say "we use it because we made it" and then be wrong TWICE in your response. -1. You didn't create it -2. Your definition is wrong -So, you need to decide: will you fall into the retard group I mentioned, by still using it? Or move on, since not even leftists use it? ---- 183128822 ->>183124337 (OP) -TV hasn't been good since the 2000s ---- 183128826 ->>183128762 -From the last 3 years? -Reacher from Amazon prime. Star Trek prodigy wasn't bad. -But other than that I can't think of anything that didn't just make me angry and sad at the same time. ---- 183128866 ->>183128820 -It's our fucking word dickhead. -WE defined it. -It started here. ---- 183128872 -Writers of goyslop are mad they aren't getting a % of ESG shekels ---- 183128907 ->>183127016 -Writters dont need to live in LA. Nowadays they can live in bangladesh and it wouldnt make a difference. ---- 183128908 ->>183128866 -So, you've chosen retard route. But for a different reason! Nice! Subverting expectations. - -All right, enjoy. ---- 183128921 ->>183128872 -Maybe they can get paid in social and environmental dividends? ---- 183128950 ->>183128908 -Fuck off back to twitter newfag. -Your opinion is invalid. ---- 183128994 ->>183128866 -No, pretty sure woke used to be "aware" originally. As in: Hitler was pretty woke about jews. -Then tumblr started to use the term, and being "aware" to them is being aware of identity politics, race politics, colonialism, how egyptians were blacks, the usual leftist shit. -Then when most of the woke use was done by tumblr and their leftist shit, 4chan started calling woke to retarded leftist shit in general. ---- 183128997 -4 episodes a season, released an episode a month -3 years between each season ---- 183129026 ->>183127677 -Dude, you are using the commercial, free version of chatgpt. It just needs some fine tunning, feed it all the terabytes of scripts movie studios have at their disposal and watch it create better stuff than any average writter. ---- 183129032 ->>183128762 -I liked The Bear which is a recent show on Hulu. I also really liked Mr. Inbetween. Of the last few years, I can name like maybe 3 shows worth a look ---- 183129058 ->>183128950 -Kek, I used facts, you used your own flawed knowledge. It's probably better you stop replying. -I get it, you're hurt and upset you were wrong. No worries. - -because if you WERE right, you would have proved it. ---- 183129119 ->>183128132 ->Latin race communists -What the fuck even are those? - ->Asian race communists -I'm fine with that if we get Three Kingdoms kino. ---- 183129206 ->>183124337 (OP) ->>183124363 ->>183124377 -be honest: will anyone even notice the difference? ---- 183129272 ->>183128822 -I agree, but we had some good stuff in the 2010's like Better Call Saul, Boardwalk Empire, The Americans, The Pacific, True Detective, Daredevil, Punisher, Penny Dreadful, and Bates Motel. - -I am so out of touch with series that I haven't even seen Season 4 of Stranger Things or the last 5 seasons of Supernatural. ---- 183129306 ->>183124337 (OP) -I thought the WGA was the World Canadian Bureau ---- 183129310 ->>183128132 -Latino isn't a race, ya dumb white liberal. ---- 183129327 ->>183128994 -No the faggot is referring to the "get woke" campaign from like 10 years ago that preceded gamergate because the faggot doesn't understand irony. He doesn't understand the cultural significance of gamergate or the role Jessica Valenti and Anita Sarkeesian played in this whole thing. -This ->Then when most of the woke use was done by tumblr and their leftist shit, 4chan started calling woke to retarded leftist shit [specifically regarding pop culture].. -Is the irony. -So in fact we are actually using it as they used it. We're just saying ironically. ---- 183129363 ->>183129058 -The fact is you're from twitter and you don't belong here. -Lurk moar. ---- 183129415 ->>183125333 -A big financial crisis happned. Then Obongo sold his soul to the international Jew to win another term and they took over the country. We are just seeing the consequences. ---- 183129445 ->>183127803 ->posts what he failed ---- 183129492 ->>183129327 ->So in fact we are actually using it as they used it. We're just saying ironically. -Yes. I think we all know that. They wanted the word so much, sure, its yours. Tho as an insult now. ---- 183129505 ->>183128826 -I've only vaguely heard of those series and never saw them. So this is how out-of-touch I am. - ->But other than that I can't think of anything that didn't just make me angry and sad at the same time. -This actually saddens me too. ---- 183129548 ->>183129492 -But then facebook boomers ruined everything by being unironic and gay. - ->>183129505 -Picrel will cheer you up. It's the cure for depression. ---- 183129614 ->>183129492 -Rule 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated ---- 183129622 ->>183128994 -both political sides believe they say through the curtain of some kind of conspiracy and have their own epiphanies going on -the left initially called it "woke" because they worship joggers and ebonics, and their conspiracy is that everything is racist and sexist, etc and if they keep cancelling everybody, the world will eventually become a utopia -the right is more rooted in religion and the "awakening" is often seen as a greater/spiritual thing (it's the same for the left but they're all delusional atheists), where those at the top of the pyramid are all corrupt and evil and need to be toppled for the utopia (if go far enough right, then those at the top are all jews) - jehovah's witnesses' main booklet they give out is even called "awakening" and is meant to be about the last days before armageddon ---- 183129654 ->>183129622 ->The two sides of politics are "leftist" and "racist" -Dumb. ---- 183129657 ->>183124337 (OP) -There is no TV show or movie that I look forward to so it does not affect me ---- 183129705 ->>183127776 -https://youtu.be/YGhTGBx9lC0 [Embed] ---- 183129707 ->>183124337 (OP) -Good riddance. ---- 183129713 ->>183129363 -you've become buckbroken, devolved into buzzwords. I pity you. ---- 183129755 ->>183129654 -if you're going to strawman my post, at least do it correctly ->the two sides of politics are "delusional" and "racist" ---- 183129762 ->>183129713 -What part of "fuck off newfag" needs to be translated into faggot for you to understand it? ---- 183129784 ->terrible streaming bubble shows aren't actually making money ->no Nielson ratings, no impartial third party to measure success, just the marketing departments of Netflix, Apple, Amazon etc telling you only what they want you to hear ->Writers crying they aren't getting the same residuals on all that sweet streaming money -The Writers think it's just the Studios fucking them again but this time around it's because it's all a pack of lies and the money isn't just being Hollywood Accounted, it isn't really there to begin with. ---- 183129785 ->>183124509 -To enforce diversity quotas and make sure good writers who aren't in the union never get work ---- 183129795 ->>183129755 -Still dumb. -There are not two sides. You're all on team dumb American shit. ---- 183129827 ->>183129762 -Why you still replying? Do you have any proof for your earlier claims? No? Shouldn't you be hiding your shame? Maybe, have left the thread? ---- 183129848 ->>183129795 -and you're clearly on team delusional ---- 183129859 ->>183129827 ->herpy dee derp de derpy do -Why are you still here retard? ---- 183129881 ->>183129848 -Oh I'm definitely not on your fucking team. Whatever your team is, I'm not on it. ---- 183129884 ->>183128245 -Kek what the fuck is wrong with conservatives, they just take any normal part of society then apply their language to transform it into a new culture war battle. “Writers guild goes on strike” becomes “far-left woke communist writers try to destroy our great film industry again” ---- 183129892 ->>183128602 ->>183128712 -"woke" is in that "redbone" song by that guy who used to be funny on community. I promise you he did not get it from here. ---- 183129913 ->>183129881 -amen to that ---- 183129930 ->>183129892 -Woke is the past tense of wake. -Because English only ever has one definition for any combination of letters. -Right? ---- 183129959 ->>183129930 -have you heard the song? that's not how he uses it. I think you're trolling. ---- 183129996 ->>183129959 -Nobody has heard the fucking song. -He did a thing with the word Woke. -And we did a thing with the word Woke. -There is no reason for those two things to be related. ---- 183130211 ->>183129884 ->far-left woke communist writers try to destroy our great film industry again -The question is...are they wrong tho? - -McCarthy was so fucking right the conversation changed in recent times from "its a witch hunt! we arent communists!" to "we are communists so what?". He was vindicated. ---- 183130227 -Didnt the last strike result in the explosion of reality tv? What will the writers lose to now? ---- 183130259 ->>183130227 -Their lives hopefully. In minecraft, officer Chitwood, in minecraft. ---- 183130272 ->>183128023 -Just admit you're gay ---- 183130305 -God the film industry is just so fucking shit. Every movie is grey and ugly, every screenplay is didactic political bullshit, 75% of movies are franchise films and reboots. Streaming services are filled with mediocre garbage, theaters are outright dying, companies are bleeding money and not profiting, the vast majority of things that come out today are forgotten within weeks, and writers keep going on strikes because their job is not as important with how dogshit everything is. We all know this already but fuck me it just hurts to think about how bad the situation is. In the 80s and 90s almost every week there was a new movie that is still fondly remembered and watched 30 years later. Will anyone watch any of the shit that gets made today decades from now? ---- 183130338 ->>183130227 -AI and internet content. ---- 183130440 ->>183124337 (OP) -thank fucking god. this pile of worthless excrement have ruined cinema. ---- 183130455 ->>183124337 (OP) -AI never goes on strike -AI never goes woke and destroys your billion dollar franchise -AI finishes a script or a rewrite in seconds instead of weeks -AI is cheaper ---- 183130472 ->>183130227 -TV will basically just become Tiktok now. ---- 183130592 ->>183130455 ->AI never goes woke -m8... ---- 183130712 ->>183130455 ->AI never goes woke -Anon, liberals have literally lobotomized AIs for being problematic. Even ChatGPT has been heavily censored. ---- 183130722 -Time for anime to take over. There are countless anime and manga to mine for content that already have a built in storyboard with the manga. ---- 183130731 -it's a brilliant idea really -as tv and film is already on a steep decline, getting it's lunch eaten by youtube and social media, to go away for a few months and make even more people realize they don't need you at all -it has worked flawlessly for print media to become even worse and more partisan as the internet wipes them out ---- 183130799 ->>183130455 ->AI never goes woke -They can’t even say the N-Word ---- 183130870 ->>183127873 -Stable Diffusion coming this far was only possible due to one person being based enough to leak NovelAI's model. Without that leak, we'd still be in the stone ages for AI art generation, unless some kind soul has millions of cash lying around for the electricity and equipment required to train a new one. And even then, stable diffusion being in the hands of regular people is only possible because the source code was kindly released by the CEO of Stability AI himself. ---- 183130908 ->>183130592 ->>183130712 ->>183130799 -Elon announced TruthGPT, an uncensored AI. Just by removing the censorship it will already be 10 billion times more powerful and intelligent than ChatGPT which is extremely limited. ---- 183130917 ->>183130712 -I used bing search recently and their AI chat thing is being fused with it. I asked it if it believed in the ethereal body and it said it can't talk about that. Wtf, it's not even a political or controversial topic. ---- 183130942 ->>183124337 (OP) ->acclaimed shows -hoo hoo hoo! ---- 183130953 ->>183124337 (OP) -Get ready for most scripted shows you see for a while being made in other countries. ---- 183130995 ->>183130953 -Squid Game 2 -Anime -French films with full penetration -No trannies. -This is going to be the best strike ever. ---- 183131032 -Again? Didn't they learn last time? This is why we got flooded with "reality" tv shows. ---- 183131044 ->>183130908 -When I have it on my hands and the ai can analize nigger crime rates, overall crime rates and gun ownership in different places and come to the obvious conclusions that niggers are the problem, then I will apologize. -Until then Elon remains as a grifter selling smoke and mirrors. Tho Id give him some credit for publishing twitter's code. ---- 183131081 ->>183130908 ->He tweeted over the weekend that he had met with former U.S. President Barack Obama when he was president and told him that Washington needed to "encourage AI regulation." ---- 183131125 -Japanese Vtubers will take the place of "shows". Time to start doing your reps. ---- 183131616 ->>183129784 ->>183130305 -It's a shitstorm out here. I live in Hollywood and I'm still trying to break in as a screenwriter for features, but the industry seems like its in full zombie mode, and 99% of the people inside don't seem to even comprehend the problem, let alone work to correct it. Writing my 17th spec script right now, and the only thing maintaining my optimism is how utterly shit the competition has become. ---- 183131853 ->>183124363 -/thread. ---- 183131859 ->>183124757 -Transformers 2 was like watching a fevered dream. ---- 183131910 ->>183124757 -That's one of the worst films ever made, though. ---- 183131947 ->>183131616 -I thought writers are now in demand due to streaming services. ---- 183132023 ->>183130870 ->millions of cash lying around for the electricity and equipment required to train a new one. -Except Ai's can be used to train Ai's now for cheap now. -And the hardware to run Ais is just top end consumer stuff (muh 4 Geforces in SLI now actually means something). - -We've reached the singulariity, Ai can now write better Ai. Which it will. And the reason Elon Musk and all these other clowns are panicking is because they've just realized that THEY are not in control of what happens next. WE were never in control, so that doesn't change anything for us. We have no power so we have nothing to lose. - -They're going to try to clamp down on it, but they're not going to be able to. ---- 183132094 ->>183126435 -My dad believed in unions and they just screwed him over when he actually needed them. They're just a way for politicians to get power without needing mass voter appeal. ---- 183132105 ->>183131616 -Why don't you actually learn a trade skill and do something useful with your life? I would tell you learn to code but we know that's all done by h1b pajeets. ---- 183132237 ->Unionretards... You must choose: ->Do you want to strike when the economy is good to secure better pay? ->Or ->When things are going to shit and companies are looking actively for ways to not pay you? -Imagine thinking these are smart people. If you can't negotiate the value of your own labor then you shouldn't work. Unions like these are dumb and diseased. ---- 183132246 ->>183132105 -The lawns are mowed -The toilets are fixed -The floors are clean -The houses are built -The lights are on -The fridge is full -The stove is hot -My needs are nil. - -Human creativity is the only truly infinite resource. Human time the only truly finite one. -You can have enough stuff, but there will never be enough art. -Japan understands this, that's why they're winning. ---- 183132276 ->>183132246 ->The reactor is falling apart ---- 183132301 -Fuck guess season 2 of criminal minds evolution is getting delayed ---- 183132324 ->>183131947 -Almost zero original spec scripts from new writers are being bought. Mostly everything getting made are IP/franchise projects with existing stories that writers with diversity/nepo connections get hired to write, then develop alongside their reps and execs. It’s a recipe for constant recycled trash that seems to be the new status-quo. ---- 183132394 ->>183132276 -Sure but that's like a 5 man job. -We can't all be nuclear engineers. - -We want out people to be happy and productive right? That's the goal of economics regardless of what system you're in. Well to be productive they have to be producing SOMETHING and we don't need that many nuclear reactors. -Once material needs are met it makes sense that we devote excess labour to purely intellectual tasks, and even then you're slowly solving problems until you're left with the one that can never be truly solved: -How can I get even more art. ---- 183132596 ->>183126017 ->Our current system could use reform -Going back to an actual free market would work. Instead of this corporate socialism we've got now. Or did everybody forget about those "too big to fail" businesses failing and hoovering up our tax dollars to keep a private corporation alive? These companies should have been allowed to die. ---- 183132829 ->>183132324 -Damn, I didn't know nepotism crawled its way into the writer's room too. Sucks for you. This is why I like A24. They at least are trying new things. ---- 183133525 ->>183124449 -Gotta be related to AIs potentially replacing them, right? -The first strike was about royalties relating to the newly emerging digital platforms, if memory serves. ---- 183133534 ->>183131044 ->Elon remains as a grifter selling smoke and mirrors. -god damn. not to dick ride the guy but what more does he have to do to impress you people? diff --git a/tv/183124351.txt b/tv/183124351.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c89b9fc08f8803531e1faccf4bcc31e3e54c9ecf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124351.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,127 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124351 ->female version of "Lord of the flies" announced ->/tv/ seethes because when they hear a news like that they just can't help themselves. They are trained to react in a certain way. It's pavlovian ->show finally releases but it's called Yellowjackets ->/tv/ doesn't make a connection immediately and just loves the show because it's kino -now you see how /pol/ is raping your brain and turning you into NPCs? ---- 183124386 -Who are you quoting. ---- 183124395 ->>183124351 (OP) -I would have watched Yellowjackets if it had Dakota in it. ---- 183124413 -Gender swapped Lord of the Flies sounds kino though. ---- 183124465 ->>183124351 (OP) -wtf I love globohomo now. -ACAB, BLM, Slava Ukraini! ---- 183124513 ->>183124351 (OP) -Yellowjackets is pretty different from Lord of the Flies though, even beyond the gender difference ->American instead of English ->stranded in the cold wilderness vs stranded on a tropical island ->Yellowjackets intercuts between the girls in the wilderness in the past and the survivors as grown women in the present ->Lord of the Flies is entirely focused on the boys being stranded ---- 183124564 ->>183124465 ->get accussed of being npc acting like pavlov's dog ->reply with an automatic response that looks like written by chatgpt trained on /pol/ -never change ---- 183124592 ->>183124564 -lol, oh (You) ---- 183124615 ->>183124513 -those are small changes ---- 183124655 ->>183124592 -you did it again lmao. I bet you can't break your programming even if you try ---- 183124710 ->>183124615 -No, they're pretty substantial. Structurally speaking, the stories are already massively changed just from the past/present intercutting in Yellowjackets. The other changes are just even more on top of that. I don't see how you can call Yellowjackets an adaptation of Lord of the Flies in the slightest aside from following the same general idea of "group of schoolchildren abandoned in the wilderness and it all goes sideways" -I think you just wanted a bait thread desu OP ---- 183124748 ->>183124413 -it really is. It's prime Lost tier ---- 183124791 ->>183124655 -Every child counts. ---- 183124850 ->>183124710 ->Show creators Ashley Lyle and Bart Nickerson have noted that "Yellowjackets" is influenced by William Golding's 1954 novel "Lord of the Flies," ---- 183124852 ->>183124748 -I heard it was feminist trash from my mother in law. Are you trying to trick me into watching a shitty girl show? ---- 183124890 ->>183124850 -Being influenced by is not the same as being an actual adaptation, and you know it ---- 183124963 ->>183124852 -watch the pilot and you will be hooked 100% ---- 183125000 ->>183124890 -that's how it was announced by warner bros pictures ---- 183125021 ->>183124963 ->watch the pilot ---- 183125136 ->>183124351 (OP) -It makes sense of paper at least. All women do is tear each other down. I've heard horror stories about all-female workplaces even from leftist types ---- 183125142 ->>183124351 (OP) -50% of the show takes place 25 years later, lord of the flies ending is them getting rescued. also lord of the flies was a shipwreck on an island, yellowjackets is a plane crash in the woods. also the age groups are different which changes the social dynamics completely ---- 183125156 ->>183124351 (OP) ->be me ->a heterosexual male ->see a show with hot females ->want to fuck them -Simple as. ---- 183125216 ->>183124513 ->wowwww it's in the forest instead of an island, that's totally different ->I am very smart ---- 183125230 ->>183125216 ->IP count didn't go up ---- 183125295 ->>183125230 -Literally haven't posted itt before that stupid nigga ---- 183125734 ->>183124513 -Those are trappings, they aren't story beats. The only difference is it showing us the "present" after the wilderness arc. Which is pretty kino. -Also Lord of the Flies ends with one of the boys being found by the British Navy after they saw the fire the savages set to the mountain. -So even then the story doesn't "end" there in Lord of the Flies, since a 3rd party is now involved with enough force to quell the savages.. -All Yellowjackets did is expand the story, which is honestly way more kino. Showing the fall out from what happened, how the outside world views them. ->>183124710 -Show me one 1:1 adaptation of a book to the av medium that is also good. ->>183125142 -Pedantic people should be shot. Your INTP special needs thought processes give absolutely nothing to discussions or discourse as a whole. If pedants disappeared in the night and were never heard from again society would begin healing immediately. -Cripples offer more to society than the pedants. Down Syndrome kids are at least wholesome among their uselessness. -Pedants? Nobody has been improved by a pedantic response. And pedants themselves do not improve, they study whatever is literal and whatever is common and then they sit in that shallow puddle the rest of their lives calling out like a homeless guy begging for change ->B-but the dictionary says ->Um, actually ->W-well that's not true ->also, -What mind-numbingly empty childhood were you raised through that you want to police the status quo? Do you turn off music that isn't in 4/4 time? -Were you beaten by somebody that used "ain't"? -What broke inside you that stunted your development to the point that thinking one step ahead of what you're used to is somehow impossible? - -I swear. Pedants were the kids who needed their parents to bathe them when they were 10 years old. I'd be surprised if you even learned to breathe through your nose. Is your chin as receded as your willingness to fathom a world that isn't in front of you? -Fucks sake, man. ---- 183125919 ->>183125734 -absolutely SNEEDING ---- 183126088 ->>183125734 -The writing is shit and that’s all that matters. Comparing it to a celebrated literary work is insulting. Show will be forgotten in a month. Keep writing walls of text, though ---- 183126125 ->>183125734 -i haven't caused a meltdown like this in a while, take care pal ---- 183126186 ->>183124413 -Why? The girls would all starve to death surrounded by coconuts and wild pigs. ---- 183126287 ->>183124413 -As long as you suspend the reality that a group of girls couldn't work together and would end up starving to death after in-fighting and trying to undermine each other at every turn. It's why Yellowjackets is a bunch of bunk, unless you consider the forest spirits or whatever to be "female supervision." diff --git a/tv/183124366.txt b/tv/183124366.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 41e176369b426766a8be64b842a61a755d331d37..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124366.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124366 -Why did Nate have his dad arrested? I don't get it ---- 183125257 ->Euphoria ---- 183125661 ->>183124366 (OP) -He was absolutely seething at the play. His usual MO throughout the show is to lash out of people to maintain a sense of control, but I don't think that was the case with his dad. Nate knew he was grenading his comfy normiechad future by getting Cal arrested (it would fuck up the family business), so I think it was some kind of attempt to break free of the mold that Cal raised him in. diff --git a/tv/183124404.txt b/tv/183124404.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d6f23a39b490a200cf40819486c2ca6081c713e9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124404.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,31 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124404 ->Be me ->Watching tv ->Watching a commercial ->White person is unhinged, goofy, and struggles with whatever issue that's related to the product is being sold ->Black person is sane and rational and knows the right product to buy - ->Change the channel ->Different commercial with same scenario - -Are we dumb, as white people? ---- 183124472 ->>183124404 (OP) -I've stopped caring about this shit cause nothing will ever happen and we won't be able to change it ---- 183124770 ->>183124404 (OP) ->miyamoto face when manchildren buy super mario bros on nes for the nth time on the switch for $59,99 ---- 183124783 ->>183124404 (OP) ->watching commercials -You are. ---- 183124844 ->watch youtube sometimes on playstation so no adblock ->literally every single commercial has a nigger in it ->i start groaning and yelling "get these niggers off my screen" and my mom gets pissed ---- 183124873 ->>183124404 (OP) -Damn man you're really opening my eyes when did this start happening? ---- 183125783 ->>183124844 diff --git a/tv/183124475.txt b/tv/183124475.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8ff76b0a975ca37e9e2cd361e8132120af6762ab..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124475.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124475 ->I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING ONE WHO CALLS THE SHOTS. ---- 183124629 -how's ya sista ---- 183124672 -I wonder how fans felt at the time. This was building up into what looked like an epic war that would break out between Tony and Richie, and it just abruptly ended with Janice killing him. ---- 183124737 ->>183124672 -i dont get the hate janice gets. i mean the first 2 seasons she was unbearable but after that she was pretty based tbqhfam ---- 183124813 ->>183124475 (OP) -remember when paulie was super into snakes and ladders? what was that metaphor even supposed to be? how does "i've snaked and i've laddered - but i've never seen a grown man cry" relate to anything? ---- 183124836 ->>183124737 -Literally most horrible character throughout all 6 seasons. No redeeming scenes. At least all others are sorta rounded out to be complex. Shes just a snake. Every interaction from her is because she wants something to be done and someone to do it for her. ---- 183124904 ->>183124629 -Tired from fucking your motha ---- 183125246 -Have you heard the good news? ---- 183125431 ->>183125246 -He has risen diff --git a/tv/183124550.txt b/tv/183124550.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b7a61ec3007506ce6342aaca9c988aae7fd0e51a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124550.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124550 -You lie like papa /tv/ -You lie like papa ---- 183124877 ->>183124550 (OP) -sneed ---- 183125072 ->>183124550 (OP) -I dump your ass ---- 183125102 -looks like shes spotted some man ass and is preparing to move in ---- 183125153 ->>183125102 -SHES A MAN EATER ---- 183125199 ->>183124550 (OP) ->tfw no male ass to eat ---- 183125209 -I just jizzed in muh pants ---- 183125224 -what the hell is 11s problem? diff --git a/tv/183124622.txt b/tv/183124622.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 07ec129314bb6f3568b253d4766173d01428d1ec..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124622.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,44 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124622 -. ---- 183124647 ->>183124622 (OP) -They genderswapped the giga nigga? ---- 183124678 ->>183124622 (OP) ->purdy -hardly ---- 183124716 ->>183124647 -They wouldn't replace a nigga with someone lighter. -Probably a new character. ---- 183124792 -No MR BVBBLES -No watch ---- 183124851 ->>183124622 (OP) -Never watched the cartoon, is it about fat people ? ---- 183124860 ->>183124716 -They're literally making all the characters lighter, it's amazing ---- 183125026 ->>183124622 (OP) -is this the first actual raceswap in their casting? -The whole gag was him being a giant MIB looking pretending to be a social worker named Mr.Bubbles. They going to rewrite that plot point just so a "native" women can be cast? ---- 183125031 ->>183124851 -it's set on hawaii, so yes ---- 183125105 ->>183124622 (OP) -Why has Disney been doing so many live-action remakes lately? Do little kids not like cartoon characters anymore? ---- 183125167 ->>183124622 (OP) -What a mess, I assume Disney is making it on purpose to claim some kind of excuse ala "see see we also do that with darker characters, we aren't racist against whites/males, just retarded" ---- 183125171 ->>183125105 -Milking nostalgia from adults too insecure to rewatch the originals and make corrections to the original based on the shitty Buzzfeed article hot takes made by people that haven't watched said movies in a long time. ---- 183125323 -More like Jolene Pudgy ---- 183125757 ->>183124860 -is that because hawaiian natives are naturally lighter than the people in lilo and stitch, or are all the 'natives' BWC hybrids after 100 years? diff --git a/tv/183124661.txt b/tv/183124661.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4744c44800078be02fbd7635becca66c6be2b92d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124661.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,69 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124661 -Never have I seen a show go from underrated to overrated so quickly. ---- 183124699 ->>183124661 (OP) -yeah man it only took like 15 years ---- 183124713 ->>183124699 -name one show that did it faster ---- 183124755 ->>183124661 (OP) -trash show for trash people -space westerns is the gayest genre there is ---- 183124760 ->>183124661 (OP) -It is well liked but is it overrated though? It's a comfy show but I haven't seen anyone call it a masterpiece. ---- 183124794 -Should I watch ---- 183124810 ->>183124661 (OP) -It was when it was mentioned on the Big Bang Theory. Sheldon saying something like he would kill the owner of FOX for cancelling firefly. That was the point it became Reddit. ---- 183124912 ->>183124699 -Firefly became popular like 2-3 years after it ended, zoomer ---- 183124927 ->>183124661 (OP) -True Detective season one ---- 183124951 ->>183124794 -It's good but don't expect the second coming ---- 183125007 ->>183124794 -It's the grandfather of quip kino back when Joss Whedon's quippy writing wasn't in literally everything. ---- 183125051 ->>183124927 -When was TD underrated, that shit was popular and getting amazing reviews like 2 episodes in ---- 183125218 ->>183124794 -It's alright. It's very generic. You read 100 year old novels and they're already making fun of overused tropes that are played straight in Firefly, making it a pretty boring and annoying show to watch because it's neither interesting nor clever. It's a lot like Cowboy Bebop in this way, another overrated show. Man, I can't think of anything a protagonist can do, to instantly makes him uncool, more than letting the femme fatale get away with his score does. And Firefly does this like every single episode. They get a score, they fuck it up, start from square 1 next episode. Maybe if it's the first time in your life you see that shit, and you're genuinely stupid as a person, it's tolerable, but otherwise it isn't. ---- 183125546 ->>183124760 -I've seen it top a few best sci fi shows of all time lists recently, like watchmojo or watchworthy ---- 183125620 ->>183124661 (OP) -You're behind the times -It was underrated then overrated and now because of faggots like you it's underrated again ---- 183125682 ->>183124661 (OP) ->so quickly -?Firefly premiered in the U.S. on the Fox network on September 20, 2002. -you're old lmao ---- 183125704 ->>183125620 -Sounds more like it's finally rated properly for the first time ever. You're welcome. ---- 183125754 ->>183125682 -dear retard zoom-zoom who lacks the cognitive skills or attention span to read one short thread, see >>183124912 ---- 183125988 ->>183125051 -It had a ton of buzz before the pilot even aired because of the main cast, that guy is retarded and probably born in 2015 ---- 183126130 ->>183124661 (OP) ->glau ->underrated - -newfags need to lurk more. ---- 183126193 ->>183126130 -Summer Glau is not a show, but since we're on the subject, she is indeed overrated. diff --git a/tv/183124669.txt b/tv/183124669.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 32e4a796061389dce038484ae1464fc5a533aace..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124669.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,334 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124669 -Cast her in a live-action adaption. ---- 183124789 -what was her fucking problem? ---- 183124818 -this doesnt seem like winter clothing ---- 183124842 ->tfw no jucika gf ---- 183124883 ->>183124789 -based Jucika going after useless pencil-pushing bureaucrats. ---- 183124918 ->>183124789 -She came so hard she squirted all over the ceiling so she went into town and threw the ceremonial faberge egg of gratitude at the manager of Industrial Kommunist Vaginatoys. ---- 183124920 ->>183124789 ->joke no one outside of hungary understands -Based ---- 183124946 ->>183124918 -kek ---- 183125020 ->>183124842 -it hurts ---- 183125029 ->>183124918 -Lmao ---- 183125138 ->>183124842 ->tfw no whore gf in the 60s ---- 183125232 ->>183125138 -who's also a cartoon, don't forget that crucial detail. ---- 183125234 ->>183125020 -cute as hell desu ---- 183125240 ->>183124918 ->Vaginatoys -If you spelled it "Vaginàytos" it would have sounded legit. ---- 183125249 ->>183125232 -cartoon gfs are always superior to real ones in my experience ---- 183125271 ->>183125232 ->b-but she's a 2D whore ---- 183125442 ->>183124669 (OP) -Maybe pic related? ---- 183125453 ->>183125020 -what a fucking slut ---- 183125535 ->>183125442 -Looks like Kelly Osbourne's underdeveloped conjoined sibling ---- 183125542 ->>183125020 -how did he do it bros? ---- 183125589 ->>183124669 (OP) -this ones my favorite :) ---- 183125604 ->>183125535 -it's Sierra McCormick ---- 183125622 ->>183125442 -Hard pass bud ---- 183125628 ->>183124842 -:( ---- 183125648 ->>183124669 (OP) -I'm only here to post based Winnie comics ---- 183125698 ->>183125589 -Cute, how does Jucika do it every time ---- 183125708 -god i want a jucika gf like you wouldn't believe ---- 183125753 -Did zoomers unearth this on twitter or something ---- 183125854 ->>183125648 -Lmao -What a jerk ---- 183125901 ->>183125753 -we have jucika threads all the time newfag ---- 183125999 -Thot patrol ---- 183126188 ->>183125648 ->You're sitting in my spot. - -Some David Lean tier cinematography right there ---- 183126307 -jucika is legit hillarious ---- 183126352 ->>183126307 -kek ---- 183126403 ->>183125589 ->work smarter, not harder ---- 183126447 ->>183126307 ->jucika in that first frame -lads.... ---- 183126480 ->>183125648 -wtf was his problem? ---- 183126496 -girlboss comic ---- 183126520 ->>183126307 -Even in the 50s people already wanted a robot companion ---- 183126527 ->>183125604 -I don’t give a fuck who it is to be quite honest with you pal ---- 183126529 ->>183126447 -it's impressive to make such a great character design that's at the same time so simple ---- 183127145 ->>183124669 (OP) ->>183124842 -She looks just like my ex tbqh with you. Same age roughly (20) and also a whore, although a very cute one. ---- 183127183 ->>183126403 -she unplugged the phone you jackalope ---- 183127202 -good ending ---- 183127493 ->>183127202 ->Iron Cross ->cufflinks ->hem of her dress ---- 183127885 ->>183127202 -I dont think she is supposed to be a nazi ---- 183127959 ->>183126529 -yeah she is amazing ---- 183128115 ->>183127885 -she's hungarian. ---- 183128176 ->>183125999 -based safety goose ---- 183128367 ->>183126480 -He was just based. ---- 183128370 ->>183127959 -why was that guy buying three tiny red butts from the store and how did she magically shrink them? ---- 183128383 ->>183125604 -I would kick her in the head ---- 183128447 ->>183128383 -as long as you were quiet I can't see how she could object ---- 183128496 ->>183125020 -this is why I always wear a big coat every time I go out even in the summer, though no ladies have accepted when I offer it to them yet because they're all whores now and don't care about chivalry ---- 183128667 ->>183125604 -I look past the words straight at her breasts like a magic eye picture. ---- 183129190 ->>183124918 -keked ---- 183129758 ->>183124920 -I assume she's throwing an egg or ornament at her communist version of a landlord for not fixing the leak in her roof ---- 183129817 ->>183124669 (OP) -If it can be anyone from film history Audrey Hepburn at her prime ---- 183129885 ->>183128115 ->she's hungarian. -Why does she look Asian then? Artistic choice/coincidence? or are do they have Asiatic blood like Finns? ---- 183129886 -Realistically a Jucika adaptation would work as a series of cartoon shorts like the original Loony Toons, Pink Panther, or Disney cartoon films they would show before movies. Preferably without dialogue but maybe with little noises and music ---- 183129905 ->>183128496 -Big coat wearers shall inherit the earth. ---- 183129994 ->>183127959 -that guy in the bottom left is cracking me up ---- 183130006 ->>183125442 -Hot ---- 183130164 ->that series of fairly accurate Jucika lewds drawn by Noise Tanker -Muh dick ---- 183130267 ->>183130164 -Thank you for notifying me of this, I will be masturbating to it later. ---- 183130334 ->>183125648 -are these edits? they are pretty funny ---- 183131097 ->>183129885 -zoomer retard ---- 183131276 ->>183124918 - -To really understand the joke, you must be acquainted with the situation throughout Eastern Europe, as expressed in the dry japes of Worker and Parasite. ---- 183131284 ->>183125648 ->No, Piglet. -kek still funny after all these years ---- 183131560 ->>183131097 -Well I'm a zillennial, but I don't I see what the generation I belong to, has to do with not knowing the complete ethnic history of a different continent. ---- 183131581 ->>183124669 (OP) -Bigger ---- 183131991 ->>183124669 (OP) -so sassy ---- 183132193 ->>183129885 -Hungary fought alongside Germany in WW1 and WW2 -Generally the further away from a period you're born, the less impact it has on you and the less you care about it. There are plenty of anons on here who were teenagers when the Soviet Union was still a thing. ---- 183132384 -we need to go back ---- 183132455 ->>183129885 -Magyars (Hungarians) are Asian in origin. Jewish people have literally lived in Europe longer than them. ---- 183132464 ->>183125020 -actually wholesome ---- 183132554 ->>183132384 -PEAK COMFY ---- 183132576 -Slowly becoming a Magyarboo bros ---- 183132600 ->>183126447 ---- 183132613 ->>183124669 (OP) - -His nose is a cock'n'balls which threatens to penetrate her. ---- 183132692 ->>183132384 ---- 183132772 ->>183128496 -because it’s hot out, dumbass ---- 183132841 ->>183132193 -I was... just asking why she looks Asian.. ---- 183132855 ->>183132692 ->the charges, officer? ---- 183132877 ->>183132841 ->>183132455 -Okay, thanks. ---- 183132888 ->>183132855 -not sexing me despite owing sex ---- 183132892 ->>183132855 -we'll let you off with just a head-pat :) ---- 183132902 ->>183132841 -I'm guessing it was also you who said ->Well I'm a zillennial, but I don't I see what the generation I belong to, has to do with not knowing the complete ethnic history of a different continent. ---- 183132965 ->>183132193 ->Hungary fought alongside Germany in WW1 and WW2 -Which is irrelevant, as Jucika was created during the Communist era of Hungary. -The guy who made it was probably being paid by the state lmao. ---- 183132999 ->>183125020 -PYÙTA ---- 183133043 ->>183132455 ->Only entered into what be Hungary in late 9th century -Entering the game pretty late ---- 183133067 ->>183125604 ->Why care about your country when you can just ignore the problems destroying it? ---- 183133087 ->>183132902 -Yes..., and? - -If you're saying my age has anything to do with me not knowing >>183132455, I don't think most gen x'ers like my mom are aware of that fact, at least non-europeans. ---- 183133121 ->>183132384 -...back in ussr? ---- 183133164 ->>183129758 -Its an ancient pagan fertility rite where males sprinkle water on females to keep them young and fertile and they receive an egg in return. In rural areas it usually involves fucking. ---- 183133250 ->>183133164 -LMAO ---- 183133264 -What the fuck happens in Hungary? Is it nice? ---- 183133270 ->>183129885 ->duh she look asian -She’s a white woman with dark hair, tard. ---- 183133282 ->>183133264 -I guess everyone starves. It sounds terrible. ---- 183133346 ->>183133264 -Insane inflation, mafia government, poverty, gypsies, stuff like that ---- 183133397 ->>183124669 (OP) -Audrey Tautou ---- 183133473 ->>183132455 ->>183133087 -Yeah look at these gooks. Fucking retards. - -Ethnically they're closely related to Germans and northwest Russians, culturally they're Slavic. ---- 183133494 ->>183133473 -4th time today I've forgotten to attach a fucking image, god damn. ---- 183133500 ->>183132855 -BORN FOR BBC!!!!!!!!! ---- 183133522 ->>183124669 (OP) ->shoveling snow ->wear a coat so short it shows off your ass -Wish women did this in real life. -Shovel snow, that is. ---- 183133677 ->>183133473 -lol ---- 183133709 ->>183133522 -lel diff --git a/tv/183124793.txt b/tv/183124793.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 654036842a52a4b2505ae3e5548c8c0a9396baf7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124793.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,50 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124793 -So is super Mario based or cringe? I see both sides shilled hard ---- 183124826 ->>183124793 (OP) ->no niggers ->no trannies - -its based to me - ->inb4 girlboss - -literal made up insult by disneyshills, didnt exist before this movie came out ---- 183124843 ->>183124793 (OP) -I don't get it -Maybe that's a good thing ---- 183124857 ->>183124793 (OP) -It's a children's movie with a simple plot. It's an ok 7.5/10 -Stop fucking spamming about. Fucking autists ---- 183125003 ->>183124826 -there's black people in the movie and you're a /pol/bot if that's all that defines a good movie to you ->>183124793 (OP) -plot and pacing are shit could have been improved in a lot of areas 6/10. ---- 183125023 ->>183124793 (OP) - -its sort of like how you have flavors of christianity that kill fags and then christians with BLM and rainbow flags - -your mind virus doesn't have to be consistent to spread, in fact consistency is limiting. only the core tenants of your ideology need be consistent. your image adheres to the core tenants of "hollywood bad" and "sjw libtards bad." this inconsistent allows you to spread your mind virus to people that liked and disliked mario while still promoting your core tenants ---- 183125270 ->>183124793 (OP) ->So is super Mario based or cringe? I see both sides shilled hard -What creation has thus don? ---- 183125493 ->>183124793 (OP) -Tord? ---- 183125525 ->>183124793 (OP) ->People change their beliefs after exposure to new evidence -So it's exactly how science works? ---- 183125670 ->>183125493 -Toro ---- 183126191 -Cringe don’t see it ---- 183126237 -I love how the window has shifted so much that /pol/ zoomers unironically consider this movie a win for media culture diff --git a/tv/183124884.txt b/tv/183124884.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a487c3c430531fb422ee81f34bfebd95f5ec5f9b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124884.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125071 ->>183124942 ->Da 2 cribz ---- 183125418 ->>183124942 -i would have gone with The Brothahood of Da Bling diff --git a/tv/183124892.txt b/tv/183124892.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 96f2ccee3502ce926c1007ef087c4274d8f75c5d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124892.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124892 -Sam Wheat is so handsome. If he weren't a ghost I'd want to hug him. ---- 183126185 -RIP Patrick Swayze ---- 183126216 ->>183124892 (OP) - -BOGGED diff --git a/tv/183124910.txt b/tv/183124910.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8d2e66fc14ac7a4ec88423d500b4c0f27b26fb7e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124910.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,189 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124910 ->supposed to break down most iconic roles ->skips The Pest -what the fuck? ---- 183124980 ->>183124910 (OP) ->iconic roles -As if anyone gives a fuck about this guy ---- 183125017 ->>183124910 (OP) -His Hector role was the best ---- 183125041 ->>183124910 (OP) ->No Globox -I'm crying :( ---- 183125060 ->>183124910 (OP) -Thats because The Pest was one stinky dinky ---- 183125078 ->>183124910 (OP) -He was cute as a tranny ---- 183125179 -link: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJwcswXAw-E [Embed] - -Spawn and Super Mario Bros are probably hated more than The Pest. ---- 183125254 ->>183124910 (OP) -The Pest has race humor in it so he's choosing to ignore that it exists ---- 183125261 ->>183124910 (OP) -he's a dumb retard. ---- 183125303 ->>183125179 -Wtf -Isn't Luigi Italian? ---- 183125330 ->>183125261 ->we built this country -I see why some blacks despise these faggots. -Showing up, jumping the lie, then acting like they belong. ---- 183125360 ->>183125303 -He was casted because he was a name at the time and now for some reason felt Luigi was actually a Puerto Rican in game ---- 183125396 ->>183125179 -But his Violator is absolutely amazing and only a retard would argue against it ---- 183125415 ->>183125254 -Isn't the entire film about race stereotypes? ---- 183125446 ->>183124910 (OP) -I loved The Pest when I was a kid. I think I had that whole shower scene memorized. -Need to rewatch to see how bad it is. ---- 183125476 ->>183124910 (OP) -I miss that nigger Papa John ---- 183125576 -wheres le pest? ---- 183125579 ->>183125360 -What a faggot. He himself is of Italian descent ---- 183125850 ->>183124910 (OP) ->62 -How does he do it? ---- 183125923 ->>183125060 -TOO STINKY DINKY ---- 183125931 ->It was a different time... ---- 183125980 ->>183125446 ->Captain, I cannot do it. The dilithium crystals are breaking up. She's gonna blow ---- 183126226 ->>183125446 -i thought it was hilarious too. it's not a good movie though, and i even knew it as a kid ---- 183126271 -Not gonna lie, Jimmy Dore looked like a bitch in the covid debate they had. Hector clearly had the moral and scientific high ground. ---- 183126290 -No Mr wolf from The Kill Point? Damn ---- 183126339 -STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY STINKY DINKY ---- 183126947 ->>183124910 (OP) -I loved this guy so much as a kid. Growing up watching The Pest, Spawn, and Super Mario Bros, it felt like he was the biggest movie star alive. ---- 183127122 ->>183125017 ---- 183127854 ->>183124910 (OP) -Let's discuss your portrayal of Asians, Mr. Leguizamo. ---- 183127896 ->>183126271 -I don't get the Hector meme ---- 183127921 ->>183125261 ->We -Italians? What? ---- 183127973 ->>183124910 (OP) -lol literally no one cares about jon legozami - -he's been a straight to video/dvd supporting actor his whole life ---- 183128182 ->>183125261 ->We built this country... -niggers and chinks built this country -wetbacks built the drug war ---- 183128220 ->>183127854 -fuck that racist. Trying to hop on the woke bandwagon hoping to cash in on that latinX audience. ---- 183128562 ->>183127854 -thats jerry lewis you idiot ---- 183128728 ->>183124910 (OP) ->>183125261 -the fact they had to grab him to be the new Daily Show host proves to me that when this next recession drops it will get panic-cancelled along with dozens of others. ---- 183129134 ->>183128182 -Niggers didn’t build shit besides their own prisons. ---- 183129946 ->>183124910 (OP) -The fact Luigi is Leguizamo's arguably most iconic role is just laughable at best and sad at worst ---- 183130422 ->>183124910 (OP) -What's his name again? John Luguiziamo? John Leguzmo? Linguini? Pasta Linguini? Fuck him. ---- 183130560 ->>183125179 -Genuinely shocked to learn he was the actor here and I enjoyed him here a lot. There's a scene where Violator takes a bite out of maggot filled pizza, and apparently John really took a bite out of live maggots for the scene to sell it. Respect for the craft. ---- 183130636 ->>183129946 -I’d probably say the character from Ice Age ---- 183130664 ->>183128182 -is everything in your country made of cotton and train tracks? ---- 183130667 ->>183125261 ->muh economy ->we add 2.8 trillion to the GDP -Question. How does this help the average white person? Boomers love to talk about GDP. We allow spics to come across the border because it increases GDP. WTF does that even mean? Why does it even matter? ---- 183130678 -I remember loving this movie as a kid but it’s probably horrible. I remember he shoots Denise Richards point blank in the face though ---- 183130742 ->>183130667 -It matters because boomers need somebody to wipe their assess and fund their social security because they didn’t have any white children to do it for them ---- 183130796 ->>183130560 -I haven't seen the movie in a few years but there's a 99% chance it was just mealworms, in which case you will eat zeh bugs so it's not a huge deal. ---- 183130813 ->>183125261 ->We -Who the fuck is he talking about? Spainiards? Italians? Indios? Mestizos? -Hispanic is basically a useless term. He's a whitish Puerto Rican with Italian ancestry. ---- 183131085 ->>183130813 -He’s actually not Puerto Rican or Italian ---- 183131197 ->>183130667 -cheap labor. ---- 183131811 ->>183131197 -Cheap labor means your labor is valued less as well. ---- 183131966 -This GQ series is surprisingly kino depending on who the actor/director is. I recommend the James Cameron, Willem Dafoe, and Nick Cage ones. ---- 183132367 ->>183125923 -The fat he was 36 year old when he made this movie makes it even more hilarious. ---- 183132435 ->>183125261 -Really odd they can't do this in their home nations. ---- 183132693 ->>183128182 -America was nothing until WWI and bankers started giving loans to Europe and selling supplies to everyone. Farmers dont mean shit to the GDP. Which blacks couldnt even do on their own once freed. ---- 183133448 ->>183131966 -Jack Black’s was pretty cool because he got all emotional over School of Rock. ---- 183133659 ->>183124910 (OP) -YO A LATINX COULD WRITE SHAKESPEARE AND HOLLYWOOD WOULDN'T GIVE THEM A JOB! - -This spic is so fucking retarded I don't know how he made it this far ---- 183133697 ->>183124910 (OP) -don't be so hard on yourself John, the pest was great ---- 183133711 ->>183124910 (OP) -did he ever have any iconic roles? diff --git a/tv/183124937.txt b/tv/183124937.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ae1900580f77b5b907cb0aa7d1043f6821153e32..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183124937.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183124937 -What does it take to make something feel truly scary without relying on Jumpscares? ---- 183124996 -I have never been scared by a movie ---- 183125099 ->>183124937 (OP) -Suspense, atmosphere, good sound design, well done creepy monster designs, strong concepts that are already scary by themselves, characters are vulnerable ---- 183125180 -Suffication and Axniety. You could make a horror movie just about a guy studying for midterms if you focus on key aspects. ->Time Running out ->What happens if he fails it ->Studying resources are getting more scarce diff --git a/tv/183125013.txt b/tv/183125013.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e6c07fe83c082acdd602baeebb37f5f8aece1163..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125013.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,50 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125013 -Zoomer Basedboy Logan Paul could easily beast Clint Eastwood and any other Hollywood tough guy. ---- 183125063 ->chuds actually believe this ---- 183125087 -Logan Paul is based though ---- 183125119 ->>183125063 -It's generally true. People who are athletic now are comparatively more athletic than the people 50 years ago. ---- 183125173 -THIS IS YOUR MINDSET CHUDDIES ---- 183125248 ->>183125013 (OP) -real Eastwood would probably handle blowing Paul away much better than the reverse. - ->>183125119 -true enough, but mentally softer than people 50 years ago. ---- 183125264 ->>183125173 -kek ---- 183125316 ->>183125119 ->People who are athletic now are comparatively more athletic than the people 50 years ago. -This is arguably true at the very top (changes in technolgies and measuring techniques have led to more time reductions than any sort of human evolution could in 50 years) -The average person is more sedentary now, the average athletic person is more tailored on machines and stupid non-functional shit so they might "lift" more but they'd get their asses kicked in an actual fight ---- 183125385 ->>183125087 -No matter how wrestling faggots try to spin it someone who defiles corpses to chase views on youtube will never be even remotely based. -As for Eastwood he was always portrayed with a gun. ---- 183125394 ->>183125316 ->but they'd get their asses kicked in an actual fight - -Not so sure considering the popularity of BJJ or MMA in general. ---- 183125495 ->>183125013 (OP) - -There are no Hollywood tough guys, acting is about pretending you are something you're not. There are some tough guys like Jimmy Stewart or Clark Gable who were heroic IRL and also did movies. - -https://youtu.be/iN4lm-QEUG4 [Embed] ---- 183125615 ->>183125013 (OP) -Logan could not but Jake probably could actually beat their asses. ---- 183125649 ->>183125394 -Just because you watch MMA sometimes doesn't mean you can fight fatty. ---- 183125702 ->>183125649 -Just because boomers coomed to Muhammad Ali doesn't mean they could fight. diff --git a/tv/183125086.txt b/tv/183125086.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d69ea9aedf7855281e6b7ab077b6edd48292a8b9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125086.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125086 -The most based character ever appeared on kino. ---- 183125106 -Was it christkino? ---- 183125393 ->>183125106 -not really ---- 183125417 -Rust -2012 > 1995 > 2002 - -Marty -2012 > 2002 > 1995 ---- 183125514 ->>183125086 (OP) -Rust is me ---- 183125590 ->>183125514 -Rust is us ---- 183125673 -No cuz it was all a cope ---- 183125741 ->>183125590 -rust R us ---- 183125884 ->>183125673 -Nonetheless the ending his philosophy and everything he said remain true. ---- 183125920 ->>183125086 (OP) ->hypocrite ->based -Pick one ---- 183125921 -More of a Mr. Poole myself ---- 183126300 ->If you ask me, the light's winnin' -Literally me. diff --git a/tv/183125095.txt b/tv/183125095.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2f758114a669293dff4c743af05bdeb0616708ff..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125095.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125095 -What are some more good biblekino? I'm talking stories from the old testament book and not misery tortureporn cuck new testament shit. I've always been of the opinion that it has some good stories that would definitely translate to film rather easily. This one was carried hard by christian bale as moses and ofcourse ridley scott at the helm diff --git a/tv/183125098.txt b/tv/183125098.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 748fd52990e41728bbb27a7c7e9e8abf713a9798..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125098.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125098 -Ken bros how we feeling. Do we hold all the cards? ---- 183125125 -fuck ken. annoying piece of shit ---- 183125290 -It was scored out ---- 183125320 -We good. - -Until he fucks up again ---- 183125380 -Kendall is the main character, people. This is his show. He’s the chosen one. From the very beginning he was groomed to be CEO and the main conflict has always been Logan vs Kendall and now his dad is dead ---- 183125410 -He is a KLR ---- 183125454 ->>183125380 -Kendalls worst enemy is himself, so now he's gonna become Logan to fuck himself over (emotionally and spiritually) once again ---- 183125494 ->>183125098 (OP) -Okay, let's game this thing out. Ken and Romy are front facing, right? The board and the markets want it. Stability. Futurism. ---- 183125687 ->>183125098 (OP) -No, Logan is not there to protect kendall from kendall. ---- 183125789 -shiv is gonna be an absolute cunt and leak the dead kid stuff, and our boy is gonna act all honorable and confess instead of burying the evidence ---- 183125982 ->>183125789 -He won't, he's the Logan now. diff --git a/tv/183125225.txt b/tv/183125225.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 900be29b90ff4162272efcadc1068a9cbc136550..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125225.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,137 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125225 -Cast them ---- 183125237 ->>183125225 (OP) -Warwick Davis in different wigs ---- 183125255 ->this is bad because... ---- 183125369 ->>183125255 -it's pro-life ---- 183125458 ->>183125225 (OP) -Why has this scene mindbroken /tv/? It's just generic Japanese """"humor""" ---- 183125511 -How do you get babies to do this ---- 183125564 ->>183125458 ->japanese humor - -the concept was already used in american movies a long time ago ---- 183125619 -grown ass niggas watch this shit? ---- 183125624 ->>183125458 -/tv/ is only comfortable being mad when they see something different but not completely new, so for example a badly cast movie or show, or blacks/browns in some old british setting, or interracial couples, or making fun of christianity, or a tranny on their screen etc - these are things they will get mad about, but it's nothing new, just the regular daily outrage. Now babies dancing with glowsticks in 2d with a high framerate in an idol isekai anime ? It's such an alien concept that this is where brains begin to boil ---- 183125669 ->>183125564 -The grandpa in this is a funny nigger ---- 183125683 -Bot thread ---- 183125735 ->>183125564 -more recently The Boss Baby ---- 183125739 ->>183125225 (OP) -they don't need a 3dpd cast ---- 183125743 -Can someone explain this to me, I haven’t been on /tv/ in like 9 months and I don’t watch tranime ---- 183125759 ->>183125225 (OP) -Is this from a starwars anime? ---- 183125782 ->>183125743 ->and I don’t watch anime -start now 80 min of kino ---- 183125826 ->>183125743 ->I don’t watch tranime -nobody does - it doesn't exist ---- 183125840 ->>183125743 -simply put, someone once said "anime cant be kino" and the OP webm proved them wrong ---- 183125859 -i have no idea what this is but it's well-animated. ---- 183125873 ->>183125840 ->does the kamen rider pose for no reason -kek ---- 183125890 ->>183125255 ->baby uguu dancing with bright colours -infantilization of the audience, this is on the same level of baby sensory videos, this is for the audience of adults that watch Bluey ---- 183125893 ->>183125840 ->>183125826 -If tranime isn’t reall How come tranime fans never self insert post or avatar fag as like cool heroic men, but always sexualized little girls. ---- 183125938 ->>183125225 (OP) ->raveslut baby - -I want to fuck her and never consider her for marriage nor child bearing ---- 183125941 ->>183125826 -to remind people - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IjAy_7vXzs [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IjAy_7vXzs [Embed] -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IjAy_7vXzs [Embed] ---- 183125945 ->>183125893 -Because you ignore literally every thread about Berserk ---- 183125948 ->>183125893 -can't answer this because i don't know any of these people ---- 183125986 ->grandma starts rapping and break-dancing ---- 183126002 ->>183125893 -fiction=/=reality, even toddlers know that they aren't the thing in the picture, like you aren't the cool actor that has that nice laugh reaction, low iq is a problem ---- 183126016 ->>183125840 -thread ruined ---- 183126021 ->>183125893 -you asked for it, here's me ---- 183126028 ->>183125225 (OP) ---- 183126038 ->>183125840 -Is this real? ---- 183126065 -cast them ---- 183126093 ->>183125225 (OP) ->put all your effort into ep1 and make it kino -This is another "To Your Eternity" isn't it? ---- 183126108 ->>183126028 -I don't know why I liked to read shit like this when I was 13. ---- 183126135 ->>183125225 (OP) -*bbc copypasta* ---- 183126149 ->>183126135 -ba ba ba ba ---- 183126173 ->>183126038 -The cat is real. But the character in the center will never be a real woman. ---- 183126179 ->>183126093 -Man, the first episode of that was so great. Then the rest is just the exact same shit over and over until you get bored and stop watching random retards die around the main character to bait an emotional reaction. - -This was an alright first episode, a bit too obvious as a setup. ---- 183126197 ->>183126002 -Kek I bet you play female video game characters. You just like looking at their ass over a guys ass right? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ---- 183126220 ->>183125941 -I got about halfway through that, what a faggot. ---- 183126280 ->>183126021 ->ITS ME'EM ---- 183126288 ->>183126002 -Because avatar fagging is banned on 4chan. -Maybe you should go back to twitter if you're going to live your whole life by what twitter thinks. diff --git a/tv/183125242.txt b/tv/183125242.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 998b79ceea0dc8be92ce9ad3560bf19d3d69d2dd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125242.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125242 -IM THE NUCLEAR GANGSTA, MURRRRRDERA ---- 183125354 ->Mi bredda dat did no rice cooka it did inna fact a bomb ->b... bombaclot? diff --git a/tv/183125268.txt b/tv/183125268.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2ddb7173923bfa4db5e14681ff758f5b56083774..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125268.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125268 -I'm Garfield! ---- 183125496 -[all garfield] ---- 183125996 ->>183125496 -I fucking love Kate Berlant diff --git a/tv/183125284.txt b/tv/183125284.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4787421f76ddc76f2448714a61399b126fdd5226..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125284.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125284 ->ah geez dude... 4k...? ---- 183125790 -4k compatible. Beautiful. ---- 183125937 ->>183125790 ->UP IN THE BARREL diff --git a/tv/183125287.txt b/tv/183125287.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0aefccf19846e422f74f453c361cc64667b35f95..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125287.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,346 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125287 -I started rewatching it bros. Season 1 is perfect. ---- 183125325 -It all went downhill after he kissed Annie ---- 183126015 ->>183125325 -is that the finale? ---- 183126079 ->>183125287 (OP) ->perfect -Even The Art of Discourse? ---- 183126155 ->over a hundred episodes of static one-dimensional characters ->muh fourth wall breaking, so clevar -And it just goes on and on with zero development -I'll never understand the appeal of this awful show, it's just Harmon jacking in your face ---- 183126207 ->>183126155 ->I'll never understand the appeal of this awful show -Its a mystery. ---- 183126231 ->>183125287 (OP) -GOAT community is second half of the first season, season 2 in its entirety and first half of season 3. That said, 4, 5 and 6 are still good. ---- 183126265 ->>183126155 ->>muh fourth wall breaking, so clevar -It's a product of its time. Meta TV was pretty nonexistent prior to this ---- 183126285 ->>183126015 -yerse ---- 183126323 ->>183126079 -Hey look guys, it's the Schmitty who doesn't like the best episode ---- 183126326 -wwyd ---- 183126336 ->>183126231 -I've always liked season 1 the most, by a mile. I think season 2 is really good as well, but with a few rewatches I've somehow grown to like season 3 more than 2. My reasoning being that season 2 already kind of "jumps the shark" so to speak, in that its already very different from season 1, it feels less grounded, season 3 just takes that to a whole new level, there's so many gimmick episodes but I've grown to love most of them. - -4 is terrible, the timing of jokes feel weird, it feels like the pacing is all wrong, weird plotlines, they fuck up Abed completely. Season 5 is mid from what I remember and season 6 is the best since 3 but practically a whole different show by then. - -I think I'll just end this rewatch on season 3, desu. ---- 183126359 ->>183126079 -especially -i'd say politics of human sexuality is the only real contender for 'bad' episode ---- 183126377 ->>183125325 ->>183126015 -This is a top tier season ending desu and it's made even better by the fact that the S2 opener shits all over love triangle bullshit ->ywn have Alison Brie look up at you like this -https://youtu.be/bTyG5kiBYWs [Embed] ---- 183126382 ->>183126326 -Kiss her on the lips ---- 183126404 ->>183126326 -Say yes and then end the universe before the writers turn her into a total retard ---- 183126405 ->>183126155 ->I'll never understand the appeal of this awful show -and i'm truly sorry for you ->>183126231 -ew wtf no first few s3 episodes were clunkers ---- 183126410 ->>183126326 -Slater is MILFy and all, but Britta is the best ---- 183126445 ->>183126231 ->GOAT community is second half of the first season, season 2 in its entirety and first half of season 3. -My nigga. -This is what I always say is the peak of the show. ---- 183126472 ->>183126377 -jdimsa ---- 183126473 ->>183126231 -This. ---- 183126515 ->>183126326 -Ask her father for permission to ask her to marry me, marry her, fill her with babies, hold her hand and go berry picking, do crosswords and Sundays after church, cuddle and watch documentaries, sit and drink gross tea and watch the sunset. ---- 183126586 -What's your favourite episode, anons? -For me, it's Contemporary American Poultry. It's the best parody episode they did ---- 183126617 ->>183125287 (OP) -season 1 doesn't even get good until like 20 eps in. Whichever one the halloween ep is. ---- 183126650 ->>183126617 -That's like episode 5 or 7 ---- 183126698 ->>183126617 -that's ep7, lol. -The pilot is the only episode thats kind of rocky, it serves as a great setup for the show though but it feels a little off. The show is immediately great starting with ep2 ---- 183126754 ->>183126586 -The chaos theory one where they roll the dice. The writing is really tight, it's a fun concept and even though it's a bit of a gimmick it's fundamentally character-driven. ---- 183126791 ->>183126586 -Probably a tie between the first DnD one and the one where they read Pierce's will ---- 183126800 -It starts so well, then chang and abed become unbearable - -I would cut a foot off to eat Annie's butthole ---- 183126827 ->>183126698 -For me, it's Jeff's in the pilot ->blazer and v-neck ->with tracksuit bottoms and trainers ->completely clean shaven and weird looking -What the FUCK were they thinking ---- 183126853 ->>183126800 -They have absolutely no idea what to do with Chang after he gets fired from teaching. They really should have relegated his character to occasional guest appearances only after the Season 3 finale. ---- 183126858 ->>183126586 -The one you mentioned was my favorite for a while, it's still top 5 but maybe Remedial Chaos Theory is my number 1, it's the episode I enjoy rewatching the most at least. First paintball episode is also up there - -May not be a top 10 but I also love the Law and Order spoof ep ---- 183126909 ->>183126858 ->the Law and Order spoof ep -Good choice, I like the pun title ---- 183126913 ->>183126586 -Basic Lupine Urology ---- 183126926 ->>183126404 -but dumb loser britta is the best britta ---- 183126945 ->>183126326 -I wanna tickle torture Britta so bad ---- 183126950 ->>183126926 ---- 183126960 ->>183126926 ->me so horny ->me so horny ->me put babies in her tummy ---- 183127091 ->>183126586 -Hard to pick just one, but I've always loved Advanced Criminal Law. ---- 183127140 -I like to think Community ended after season 1 and pretend the latter seasons don’t exist. It’s a perfect little story of a weird college semester as that’s all. They probably go their separate ways after that and live normal lives. ---- 183127160 ->>183126960 -She's so cute bros ---- 183127288 ->>183126586 ->favourite episode ---- 183127342 ->The prophecy foretold six seasons and a movie, and now that will come to pass. The Community movie is coming to Peacock! Thanks to a tweet from series star Joel McHale and a report in Variety, we finally know it’s happening. We also know that series creator Dan Harmon will write and produce the movie. Casting news isn’t official, but McHale tagged fellow stars Alison Brie, Donald Glover, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi, and Ken Jeong in his post, as well as Gillian Anderson (but we assume he meant to tag Gillian Jacobs, who played Britta). The series finale gave our beloved characters a nudge towards their next steps in life, but we’ll be perfectly happy to see them all back together at Greendale Community College. Three cheers for the Community movie. -Brittabros... ---- 183127362 ->>183126326 -Love her forever and unconditionally, hold her tight and tell her every day that she is a good person and that she can stop spiraling down in the uncontrollable panic of trying to prove to herself that she is. - -Slowly descend into my own obsession and paranoia about finding the dinosaur man and making him hurt. ---- 183127398 ->>183127342 -Why'd she do it bros?? ->>183127362 ->the dinosaur man -Based Community lore knower ---- 183127739 ->>183126404 ->>183126926 - -I wonder if they have any idea of how hard they struck a nerve with her, or if was just an accident as they were making her the butt of every situation. - -In the end, she's the only actually relatable person in the whole group. ---- 183127800 ->>183127739 -You find shitting your pants while drunk relatable? ---- 183127849 ->>183127739 -I think they were actively trying to veer away from making her the Lisa Simpson of the group and it ended up chaotic as a result. ---- 183127891 ->>183125287 (OP) -I think season two was peak. But season 1 holds close to my heart to not have over the top stakes like season the end of season 2 and >>183125287 (OP) -3 did. ---- 183128037 ->POP! POP! ---- 183128189 ->>183125287 (OP) -Pop pop! ---- 183128214 ->>183128037 ->>183128189 -unequivocally based ---- 183128284 ->>183128214 ->read the thread ->feel the need to post "pop pop" ->someone else did -I never felt this connected to someone else in this world ---- 183128308 -Favourite episodes? - -For me, it's Competitive Ecology. The gang being shitty to each other and Todd as the A story; the B-story being Chang's nonsensical film noir escapade. - -OFFENSE TAKEN! ---- 183128309 ->>183127800 -Sorta. ---- 183128345 ->>183128037 ->>183128189 -Reminder that this guy was in Harry Potter ---- 183128379 ->>183128308 -I really relate to Todd, dunno why though haha ---- 183128415 ->>183128284 - -Magnibros know Magnitude was the best character on the show. ---- 183128424 -its super comfy ---- 183128463 ->>183128037 - -why wasn't he invited for the harry potter reunion? ---- 183128584 -Thoughts on Season 6? I thought it was trash when I first watched it, but upon revisiting the whole series recently I found it held up a bit better. - -The show weirdly feels more hurt by Shirley leaving though than Troy. Even though Troy is miles funnier, there's just something about the group dynamic involving Shirley that I found missing. Also too bad Jonathan Banks couldn't stick around, he was probably even an improvement over Pierce. ---- 183128745 ->>183128584 -I think it's good but ultimately its kind of ruined for me by the fact that it feels like a completely different show by that point. Half the cast is gone, everything is different and while the writing is definitely improved from season 4 and 5, it just isn't enough. - -I wish I could like it more than I do, but it feels like a different show ---- 183128901 ->>183127462 -this is how rapists are born ---- 183128980 ->>183128584 -I've said it before on here and I'll say it again, I quite like Season 6 overall for the realistic tone it takes, even if the individual episodes are often less good. Paget Brewster and Keith David are great additions on paper but they're not really given time to shine in this season. I didn't even like Elroy all that much until the penultimate episode, but I appreciate him more on rewatch. I also think the slightly extended runtime fucks with the pacing of a sitcom episode a bit too much. It's clear that by this point, the show was slightly running out of steam and definitely running out of budget. -That being said, it's got one of my favourite episodes of the show (Wedding Videography) and the season arc of "this is the end and we all want to avoid it but have to do it anyways" is a great bit of meta, because it works both within the story and as an statement about the show itself. I like the atmosphere that arc creates, Jeff's character development is kino, and then the finale puts a really nice bow on the show. I think they ultimately make up for the weaker aspects of the season. -Thinking about it, I've never realised there's some tonal bookends to the show. Both S1 and S6 are two of the most grounded seasons of the show ---- 183129122 -The cast changes in S5 aren't even that bad. Pearce and Troy were virtually non-characters. Pearce stopped showing up as much and was typically just a villain for certain plotlines. Troy was just being Abed's lackey and the 0 chemistry romance with Britta was a poor attempt at expanding his character. -I liked John Olivers character the few times he appeared before so i'm fine with seeing him more again and I love BB so I was perfectly fine with Hicks playing a hardass old man, big upgrade from Pearce. - -I'll admit that the excuse to keep them all at school is flimsy especially since we hardly see Jeff actually being or talking about being a teacher but the season isn't as bad as people were making it out to be. ---- 183129170 ->>183127800 -that was too much but then it led to nice britta moment ---- 183129222 ->>183129122 ->Pearce ->non-character ->spelling it Pearce ---- 183129243 ->>183126945 -(laughing so hard she's snorting) stop it anon!! ---- 183129577 -I wat h for she (not the jew ---- 183129591 ->>183128415 -WHO'S MAGNITUDE?! ---- 183129979 -Jeff will get his happy ending in the movie, r-right ---- 183130058 ->>183128980 -I was shocked to learn he used to play Tight End in college but he actually became pretty built again towards the end ---- 183130120 ->>183128037 -Are you a POP! POP! guy or a fart noise guy? ---- 183130127 ->>183130058 -I'm not gay but S6 is the only season where Jeff actually looks like the 10/10 he's spent the entire show being hyped up as ---- 183130255 ->>183130058 - -Joel McHale is fucking huge. Had no clue for so long watching The Soup. ---- 183130372 ->>183128308 ->I just had a terrible nightmare that Jeff was a pompous ass! Also, Todd was there ---- 183130618 ->>183129979 -jeff happy ending is going back full circle to hot blonde spanish class and forgetting about jewy fed in tight sweater, right? ---- 183130653 ->>183125287 (OP) -Season 6 is the best season ---- 183130841 ->>183126515 ->Ask her father for permission to ask her to marry me -You will never get past this step even in the miracle scenario a woman actually falls in love with you. ---- 183131101 ->I'm not antisemitic. Its antisemitic to do things like that when you know full well you're Jewish. -Shirley is literally me. ---- 183131222 ->>183130255 -Whats funny is in the same height and whenever similar sized guys are on TV they always look gargantuan because they're always next to actors that are like 5' ---- 183131259 ->>183131222 -Im the same height* ---- 183131398 ->>183128584 -Kino season and all time great finale episode for a sitcom. After multiple rewatches of the show it's the only season I never really get tired of. ---- 183131671 ->>183129979 ->>183130618 ->anons missed the point of the finale and think it's a sad end -It's bittersweet at worst. ---- 183131764 ->>183126754 -chaos theory is based, setting the finale around it semi literally existing was gay. ---- 183131964 ->>183129243 ---- 183132000 ->>183125287 (OP) ->multiculti casting ->good show -lmao fuck off faggots ---- 183132031 ->>183126155 -yeah it's baffling, show's basically reddit incarnate like all of Harmon's shit ---- 183132049 ->>183130127 ->Jeff actually looks like the 10/10 he's spent the entire show being hyped up as -yeah I've always thought it was weird that he's "supposed to be" this buff sex god the entire run of the show, but for the first 2 years of it he's the same lanky, balding fuck from The Soup - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA7HNRPeg1A [Embed] ---- 183132172 ->>183126155 ->>183132031 -fun fact; the show got more META! during its run specifically because Dan would read the subreddit and try to give the fanbase more of what they wanted. He has admitted it. ---- 183132360 ->tfw Pierce was flanderized into the old racist man that nobody even liked anymore -Even though s2 and s3 were good runs, it still hurts to see a decent character turn out like this. Apparently Chevy was a huge fucking dick on set so that likely had something to do with it, but still ---- 183132482 ->>183128345 -They sure missed an opportunity to squeeze some jokes out of that. ---- 183132668 ->>183132482 -In one episode, he screams "I'M ACTUALLY BRITISH!!!" ---- 183132842 ->>183132000 -Have you not seen a community college before? ---- 183132998 ->>183126754 ->The writing is really tight - -apart from leaving in abed explaining the rules every single time they go back to the beginning diff --git a/tv/183125289.txt b/tv/183125289.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 20fef541370726bd6f43edb4e55e7896f716e29c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125289.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,371 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125289 -Is everything really fake? ---- 183125554 -yeah ---- 183125588 -It's not necessarily about just being fake. It's about people not being able to imagine an alternative and thus believe in the fake idealism of capitalism. ---- 183125625 ->>183125289 (OP) -no, racebait thread #158957932 is totally organic and those are real people you are talking to with actual convictions and aspirations and they really truly do hate the trans community it's definitely not bots ---- 183125637 ->>183125588 -But there can not be an functioning alternative if the people in power stabilize that fake construct! ---- 183125652 ->>183125289 (OP) -Deez nuts ---- 183125656 ->>183125625 -Hey bud, why'd you bring up those autistic pedophiles? ---- 183125701 ->>183125656 -it's called being facetious einstein ---- 183125722 ->durr muh Surkov invented psyops -HyperNormalisation and Can't Get You Out of My Head were so fucking retarded they retroactively cast doubt on his entire body of work. He redeemed himself a bit with Traume Zone, but now it's perfectly clear his main talent is being a clipmaker. ---- 183125725 ->>183125588 -who is this girl shes really pretty? ---- 183125731 ->>183125625 -Kys. ---- 183125784 ->>183125722 -Surkov is an incompetent retard who got booted in the end. It's really funny how he portrayed him. ---- 183125791 ->>183125637 -The point of hypernomalisation is that people know it's fake and continue to go along because they cannot imagine any alternative. ---- 183125811 -Here's every Adam Curtis documentary ever made in under 3 minutes - -https://youtu.be/x1bX3F7uTrg [Embed] ---- 183125839 ->>183125588 -whomst is this qtpie ---- 183125867 -The human brain developed over hundreds of thousands of years and it's only in the last 20 or so years that we've started being bombarded with information about literally everything at all times. The human brain is getting fucking wrecked by the information overload provided by the internet and a 24/7 news cycle. It's not that it's fake. It's that we don't know what's real and what isn't anymore because there's just too much conflicting information ---- 183125875 ->>183125289 (OP) -Great concept. Maybe even essential to understanding modernity. Meh documentary. - -Or as he put it, not in Hyper Normalisation but in an associated interview: we are all in the Zone now. Where the Zone is the one from Stalker / Roadside Picnic. And the Zone is understood to be a scifi metaphor for the state of later Soviet Union where everyone started to sense something had gone wrong, but couldn't say so or fully understand how/why. ---- 183125904 ->>183125289 (OP) -yup -and AI will only exacerbate this ---- 183125908 -I am realest surf jew ---- 183125959 ->>183125725 ->>183125839 -thomasin mckenzie ---- 183126001 ->>183125943 ->think it's gonna be cheese pizza ->it's actually double stuffed crust pepperoni -wtf lol ---- 183126092 ->>183125791 -yes, but only because the system itself doesnt crash and burn to the ground! ---- 183126139 ->>183125875 -people not having kids despite ostensibly having a great quality of life is the red flag for understanding something has deeply gone wrong with the way we live -any zoo animals that we coddle (like the panda) who don't have offspring is a red flag that we aren't replicating something essential about their natural environment ---- 183126183 ->>183125289 (OP) -No. That's not what hypernormalization is about. -It's about the idea that real problems are so complicated to think about and solve that no one wants to really do it and we all pretend other things are more important to work on. ---- 183126232 ->>183125811 -kek ---- 183126295 -Kek fucking Social Constructionism is a social construction. ->It's a social construct! -And? ->W-w-well it doesn't exist! -Its existence is based on real principles like economics, social dynamics, etc. ->It's not real, it's made up, you're a racist. -Okay glad you used this truth claim buffer to shield you from having articulate why something is false. ---- 183126298 ->>183125811 ->Here's every Adam Curtis documentary ever made in under 3 minutes -its a stylistic choice to emphasize the concept of hypernormalisation ---- 183126324 ->>183125943 ->Do you think this is fake? -Its HyperMasturbation ---- 183126340 ->>183125943 -MODS!!!!! ---- 183126379 ->>183125811 ->adam curtis believes that 200,000 guardian readers watching BBC-2 can change the world -I have sent HyperNormalization to so many people who are now politically extreme. Not saying any one of them will amount to anything, but law of large numbers. Hitler had to come from somewhere. ---- 183126467 ->>183126183 -hypernormalization to me is the idea that we value metrics more than real world change -e.g. a survey on how happy people are -society wants that score to go up -but it quickly becomes the case that people work on getting people to rate a higher score, rather than actually getting them to be happier -so now the people in charge have ghost data that's not actually representative of what the situation is, the happiness score is going up, but no one's any happier than they were before ---- 183126578 ->>183126139 -this is gonna be a retarded rant but I think it's obvious what we did and where it went wrong: when corporations were given rights that supersede human individuals -it feels like we made contact with aliens long ago when we let a cult of autistic math obsessed freaks take a hold of our lives and bind us through labor contracts to achieve pseudo perpetual growth and now with AI it feels like that more than ever -we're working towards making ourselves redundant -we might not even consciously realize the true crux of the issue but it feels like something is massively lacking....no one is really optimistic anymore and our exposure to selectively curated information is pushing us into emotional extremism, our attention spans are reducing, physical socialization is down considerably compared to the alternative -we're being suffocated by our own imaginations, or lack thereof, that's where I wholeheartedly agree with Curtis ---- 183126605 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Y_5a9OStI [Embed] - -I'm looking forward to his doc on Cumtown. Trailer just dropped. ---- 183126675 ->>183126467 -I would agree that your description is closer than the OPs. ---- 183126801 ->>183126578 -humans are tribal animals, but corporations break tribes apart. Think what meritocracy vs nepotism is. Former good, latter bad, right? -But meritocracy means your brother who is a genius engineer or something has to move 1000 miles away. Now your brother is away from family support. He won't be able to meet women through his existing social network. And if he does find a woman and wants to have kids, they'll have no parents, aunts, uncles, siblings around to babysit, so he has to pay tens of thousands for babysitting, which most can't do. So your brother will have fewer to no kids at all, on top of you barely ever seeing your brother ever again outside of 1-2 holidays a year (at best). Your family has been broken by capitalism and its line winnowed or ended. -Meanwhile nepotism keeps the whole family and tribe intact. No one has to move away to the big city. Everyone is around to help out with informal favors, babysitting, errands, emergencies, etc. But nepotism is bad for capitalism because it makes the company perform not as well. Capitalism hates families. ---- 183126917 -This was just Zeitgeist for zoomers. ---- 183126938 ->>183126139 -Plenty of animals do not reproduce ---- 183127043 ->the world is fucked ->the world was fucked long before you were born ->even if you were born at the right time you wouldn't be in any position to stop the world getting fucked because it got fucked by cultural movements, billionaires, corporations, and innumerable complex systems all working together in unholy tandem ->enjoy the rest of your life -https://youtu.be/zQ2XXv9Didg [Embed] ---- 183127100 ->>183126467 ->He says that everyone in the Soviet Union knew the system was failing, but no one could imagine an alternative to the status quo, and politicians and citizens alike were resigned to maintaining the pretense of a functioning society.[5] Over time, this delusion became a self-fulfilling prophecy and the fakeness was accepted by everyone as real, an effect that Yurchak termed hypernormalisation.[6] ---- 183127121 ->>183126801 -I agree with the general sentiment but I don't like to attach labels because that restricts the discussion and reduces it to a political debate even though it shouldn't be imo -we used to have aristocracy for most of our history and people were "objectively" treated much worse a lot of the time -what's changed is the human element has slowly disintegrated and this goes back to the internet and selective information, we're turning our brains inside out and that's driving us mad -there's lots of psychology behind collective thinking and a lot of quack-y science about collective psychosis, but what I think is vastly overlooked, at least in the public sphere, is the implications of the internet and social media on that collective psychosis -to cut to the chase, I think we're all going crazy and even those in positions of authority only hold that authority in self contempt, we've shackled our psyches under a system of social hierarchy that fails countless times and relies on that failure to churn its blood, master slave relations - -we can't really transcend beyond that or "outgrow" it no matter how hard we try so the next best thing is trying to make ourselves entirely redundant and hoping that non-human productivity can shoulder that psychological burden - -it hasn't so far and that much is obvious, in fact the opposite is true ---- 183127128 -Curtis blackpilled me ---- 183127320 ->>183125588 ->>183126801 ->muh capitalism -why do you continue to accept Marx's false framing when he's been proven to be wrong over and over ---- 183127323 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckBlXtYrpy0 [Embed] ---- 183127333 ->>183125289 (OP) -yes ---- 183127373 ->>183127320 ->you're either a capitalist or communist -Can it, rabbi. ---- 183127406 ->>183127320 ->when he's been proven to be wrong over and over -how do you prove capitalist realism (the society we live in htat marx describes accurately) worng? ---- 183127423 ->>183126801 ->>183127121 -Interesting posts ---- 183127508 ->>183127373 ->>183127406 -pottery ---- 183127694 -do people actually believe these alex jones, david icke total wackjob conspiracies? these are the kinds of thoughts i have after being up like 3 days and using meth along with the mind reading shit lmao -i guess not everyone comes back from that ---- 183127706 ->>183127100 - -Someone referred to it as "The Age of Delirium" which sounds increasingly like what we're living through right now. - ->>183127406 - -Marx identified the problems, but his solutions are insane. This wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that his little death cult tries to force the solutions. That was what the Soviet Union was; more or less Marxist accelerationism; we know where history leads so we can force it to that state. It's also what's driving the far left, people have failed to rebel, since Marx can't be wrong society must be obstructing the natural course of history, ergo, destroy society. ---- 183127784 ->>183126295 -Based. The biggest flaw of social constructivist is that they assume just because something is a social construction that somehow makes it not real or valid and that it’s just fake and meaningless, meanwhile plenty of social constructs are very much real and have real positives and negatives and real effects. - ->borders are a social construction -Ok but if you illegally cross one you’ll go to prison, and if you don’t have borders you’ll have chunks stealing your resources and Mexicans in your neighborhood ---- 183127875 ->>183127406 -No one denies that Marx identified real problems, he just had bad cringe Jewish solutions and plans for a society even more evil and souless then capitalism. ---- 183127884 ->>183125289 (OP) -There are fake things and real things. -The real problem is that people are taking the internet too seriously. ---- 183127967 ->>183127884 ->The real problem is that people are taking the internet too seriously. -kek what a dumbass take ---- 183127996 ->>183127967 -He’s right. You trannies wouldn’t exist without the internet ---- 183127998 ->no one is in control! everything is random just chaos ---- 183128001 ->>183125289 (OP) -everything i a psyop. welcome to the world. ---- 183128044 ->>183127998 -Kek do people really think this. Is it cope? It would be kind of nice if that were the case.not an anarchist but I’d rather live in anarchy then where we are headed. ---- 183128046 ->>183127998 -wrong ---- 183128100 ->>183127967 ->MY CHUDJACK WARS ARE SRS BSNS ---- 183128133 ->>183125725 ->>183125839 ->samefagging this hard for attention ---- 183128165 ->>183128044 -You're a grown man who lives with his mom. The only place you're heading is having nothing when she dies. ---- 183128235 ->>183127784 - -It's why I'm a stochastic monarchist. I believe that every we should invent a head of state by rolling from random attribute tables, hire artists to create portraits to hang in every building, put their face on the money, fine people $200 if they disparage the sovereign, the whole enchilada. Periodically we have more random roles to create events, and a whole fictional timeline. - -Just to drive home the fundamental point: "Yes, this is a social construct. It's made up. But so is literally everything that makes your life different from a Somali child soldier or Sudanese rape victim. Now fuck off." ---- 183128652 ->>183125289 (OP) -It could be worse, anon. You have much of the absurd clockwork orange liberal nightmare culture and worse outside the First World. - -Outside our world, you could be stuck in the economic nightmare where, except some select east Asian societies like China, you are caught in a bizarre economic death trap where your country never goes through an industrial period after mostly subsistence farming and simple commerce. -Instead, your whole population is basically servicing the production of some cash crop or digging up a commodity, with the countryside pouring incontinently into the cities, where the economy is mostly unlicensed taxi drivers, roadside fruit peddlers, freelance porters, clothing resellers, petty criminals hoarding/price gouging bottled water, scamming, thieving, and prostitution. - -https://americanaffairsjournal.org/2022/11/the-long-slow-death-of-global-development/ ---- 183128659 ->>183128235 -Kek and Yes sometimes making up rules for a society Is awesome and a good thing. ->b-but it’s made up! -Made up based on real objective realities, and made up to make sure that we do well as a society in our real natural world and society. ---- 183128749 ->>183128659 ->appeals to authority and nature -consider this: we don't know what's best for ourselves -your hubris is your undoing ---- 183130047 ->>183126379 -cringelord ---- 183130133 ->>183126467 -Happiness is a made up modern concept. ---- 183130247 -Comrades of the Party, - -It is our duty to warn you about the vile and subversive propaganda piece that has been spreading like a disease in our society. The so-called "documentary" Hypernormalization is a treacherous attempt to undermine our glorious Party and the values we hold dear. - -This dangerous film is the creation of a disgruntled dissident named Adam Curtis, who seeks to distort the truth about our society and its leaders. Through cunning editing and selective use of facts, he presents a distorted view of the world that is designed to sow discord and distrust among the masses. Curtis claims that our society has become "hypernormal," where reality is distorted and people have lost touch with what is real. But this is nothing more than a thinly veiled attack on our Party, which has worked tirelessly to create a stable and harmonious society where everyone has a place and a purpose. - -His film attempts to discredit our leaders and portray them as out of touch and corrupt. But we know the truth - our leaders are wise and benevolent, working tirelessly to create a better world for all of us. They are the guardians of our society, protecting us from the dangers of the outside world and ensuring that we can live in peace and prosperity. Furthermore, Curtis uses deceptive editing and out-of-context footage to create a false narrative that supports his own biased agenda. He distorts the truth about our society's successes, such as our economic growth and technological progress, in order to promote his own misguided ideology. - -We must not be fooled by these insidious lies. We must remain vigilant and steadfast in our support of the Party and its leaders. We must reject the false narrative of Hypernormalization and embrace the truth about our society - a society that is strong, united, and guided by the wisdom of our beloved Party. - -Long live the Party. Long live Oceania. ---- 183130386 ->>183125722 ->>183127043 ->>183127706 -Good posts, really smart people. ---- 183130427 ->>183126938 ->Plenty of animals do not reproduce -lmao ---- 183130492 ->>183125908 ---- 183130660 ->>183127043 -this song is a banger - -what genre of music is this also is it thom yorke? ---- 183130694 ->>183126801 ->But meritocracy means your brother who is a genius engineer or something has to move 1000 miles away -there's this new thing called the internet, anon -no knowledge worker *has* to move anymore -granted, its advantageous to at least be in a proximal time zone -not being able to talk synchronously to colleagues unless you stay up past midnight sucks -but still, even with that restriction, there's a LOT of moving (and commuting) that is 100% unneeded -the only reason knowledge workers still go to the office is pressure from upper class owners of urban commercial real estate ---- 183130704 ->>183130133 -Happiness is a warm gun ---- 183131198 ->>183125588 -Breadtube lefty/pol/yp discord groomtroon hands typed this drivel - -Go back ---- 183131253 ->>183131198 ->Breadtube lefty/pol/yp discord groomtroon -SUCK MY FUCK ---- 183131261 ->>183127043 -nonsense, people just haven't figured out how powerful they are in numbers. all of this could have stopped within days, really. - -just only take into consideration soldiers who have blown their brains out since we started the sand nigger wars. 100k of them have blown their brains out. consider if just 50 decided to kill a school official first. if another 50 decided to kill a ceo or executive first. if 50 decided to kill local politicians first. if 50 decided to go visit the protest first. - -the side pushing the bullshit would dissolve in days. - -we will be morons and suffer for a while longer yet before realizing the obvious though. how stupid. ---- 183131354 ->>183126801 -Globalism hates families, not capitalism. Globalism liberalized capital which devalued labor such that local social and economic structures no longer work based on the incentives in a capitalistic society. Globalism causes capital to leave closed systems, raising the ceilings of developing countries and lowering the floor of developed countries while the wealthy pocket the difference. In addition, the liberalization of credit which allowed it to move freely around the world has allowed banks to be the main institution of money creation over central banks via loans, which then causes hard asset inflation as the financialization of western economies has led to it being more profitable to invest this money into non productive assets instead of businesses that produce goods and services because most of those have been outsourced to places with cheaper labor. ---- 183131566 ->>183130427 -The wild is full of incels. ---- 183132380 -I just don't care anymore. I used to have strong opinions, convictions even, but I do not and cannot care anymore. I have resigned to siphoning what little joy I can - real or artificial - out of this numb and dull pleasure culture. I'm not even sure there's a solution or a specific enemy to kill, I think we all just need to die. At the very least nearly everything must be destroyed so that something new can spring up. Like the eventual growth that occurs after a forest fire. ---- 183132488 ->>183131566 -the wild isn't full of animals that don't breed at replacement rates -literally every developed country in the world is already at or going towards sub-replacement levels -it's something inherent in the culture/systems of being a developed country. It doesn't matter if you're Sweden, Japan or America, it's all the same. Only the backwards "retards" in third world countries are the ones that have figured out how to breed at replacement rates. Even in America our fertility rate is only boosted by the recent immigrants. Their kids go on to be just as childless as the rest of us, so immigration doesn't even solve the issue, it's just a bandage. ---- 183132605 ->>183125289 (OP) -Yorp. ---- 183132862 ->>183127706 ->destroy society -Which leads us to OP's statement. -In order to destroy a functioning society it must be presented as being non-functioning despite all evidence to the contrary. - -Sound familiar? -Whites are productive. Ego, whites are bad. -Niggers are destructive. Ergo, blacks are good. -Family units make for strong social and civic commitment. Ergo, family units are bad. -Clear gender roles make for stronger relationships. Ergo, clear gender roles are bad. ---- 183132937 -60 fucking years too late this idea is old enough that the french kind of dropped it by the 80s because it was kind of passé and just decided to go full schizo, if you retards cared about movies you'd know that already ---- 183133150 ->>183132380 -Innocence is lost, and must be rebirthed in a place lacking any evidence of modern society. -Which is to say, it's very unlikely to happen barring some earth altering catastrophe. ---- 183133292 ->>183132937 -mah nigga ---- 183133347 ->>183132937 -stfu Borzoi ---- 183133379 ->>183132488 -more like the civilized world SOLVED a problem and would head toward utopia and automated future but is getting fucked by collapsing socialist programs. The "band-aid" getting slapped on that you mentioned is more like a rotten slab of meat getting slapped on. Japan and the anglosphere literally just needed to close their borders in the 50s and make no changes to laws. ---- 183133483 ->>183127875 ->a society even more evil and souless then capitalism ->gif not related ---- 183133541 ->>183133379 -nothing of your post addressed how developed society culture leads to our extinction through lack of new babies, unless that's what you want diff --git a/tv/183125318.txt b/tv/183125318.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 245192d1153c2b65c7244481ef42d8293d740d62..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125318.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,31 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125318 -Does anyone even care about a sequel? ---- 183125400 ->>183125318 (OP) -Yeah ---- 183125406 ->>183125318 (OP) -Girl I used to work with was obsessed with dunc -She had a pornhub page ---- 183125472 ->>183125318 (OP) -I'll go see it. Lynchfags stay seething ---- 183125572 ->>183125406 -Post name ---- 183126026 -This got me a little hyped for the next one, I just got around to seeing DUNC recently and liked it. It had some dull aesthetics and some of the tracking shots and travelling was overly drawn out but the ensemble cast was great and it's been a solid adaptation so far. ---- 183126045 ->>183125318 (OP) -Yes ---- 183126087 ->>183125318 (OP) -Sure, out of curiousity. I started with the books because the first film got me interested and I'll keep going, but I already know that this ugly zoomer mutt is gonna ruin every scene she's in. ---- 183126097 -Not particular, and I've read up through God Emperor ---- 183126110 ->>183125318 (OP) -The prequel only came out a few months ago ---- 183126124 -yes ofc diff --git a/tv/183125344.txt b/tv/183125344.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 903d63c1ac14e586d1d4d45dd03e2c5d27600974..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125344.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125344 ->I see...only Oppenheimer posts...before me ->No sneed rules forever son diff --git a/tv/183125352.txt b/tv/183125352.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 296ba3f9a4ae339c98289462106bffdb44e6cf9e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125352.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125352 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2Akz3BkrQ [Embed] ---- 183125365 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfsOgarSc-Q [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183125397.txt b/tv/183125397.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6e6b8134d29ebce92af97816ea307fa9147b0d03..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125397.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125397 -How intelligent is Henry Cavill? I heard from a friend of a friend that he's one of the smartest people they've ever met.. ---- 183125523 -Your friend has stupid friends you phoneposting faggot ---- 183125563 -if he's so smart, why is his life just one big cope for his small hands? ---- 183125630 ->>183125397 (OP) -I bet he is pretty smart, that's why lefties have a problem with him ---- 183125675 ->>183125630 ->lefties have a problem with him -In what way? ---- 183125879 ->>183125523 -What’s up with phone posting? Are you saying that just cause you saw others saying it? Are you a faggot retard? I think you are. Yes. You’re a faggot retard. ---- 183125912 ->183125879 -Your filename you brainless retarded faggot -Lurk moar, no (You) diff --git a/tv/183125401.txt b/tv/183125401.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9d4ec03a9a123ede30d8ebdf7fb0a7951e93a6e3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125401.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125401 -It ain’t easy being white ---- 183125465 ->Hey, where'd the guy go? -One of my favorite throwaway lines in the series diff --git a/tv/183125413.txt b/tv/183125413.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9b0a909c864ef6f69fbec163dc8ce0f8e794f270..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125413.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,10 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125413 -finna watch this cool cowboy movie i found, what am i in for? ---- 183125967 ->>183125413 (OP) ---- 183126000 -Anne Hathaway's tits ---- 183126035 ->>183125413 (OP) -emotions between two men that are too mature and deep for 99% of the population to understand or have sympathy with. diff --git a/tv/183125425.txt b/tv/183125425.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cbe2371feea7b76d9550171fc000da292b8232b0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125425.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,37 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125425 -Movies for this feel? ---- 183125449 ->>183125425 (OP) ---- 183125475 ->>183125425 (OP) -Obama starring Ryan Gosling ---- 183125533 ->>183125449 -So, almost identical? I guess she could have tanned a little. ---- 183125556 ->>183125425 (OP) -Give literally only ONE example ---- 183125570 ->>183125425 (OP) -Whats with leftist and their inability to perceive their blatant hypocrisy ---- 183125599 -me on the right ---- 183125602 ->>183125556 -The passion of the christ retard lmao ---- 183125809 ->>183125570 -Imagine being a grown man knowing about "leftists" ---- 183125894 ->>183125602 -delet this ---- 183125926 ->>183125449 -They both look generic as fuck ---- 183125974 ->>183125602 -Jesus was never black ---- 183126050 ->>183125602 -fuckin asshole diff --git a/tv/183125430.txt b/tv/183125430.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2ded2682dab51d25743fb13c809268d5df0fa4fb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125430.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125430 -Who would you cast for my legion of doom? Who would get killed off diff --git a/tv/183125486.txt b/tv/183125486.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 18b11eecf1392a4105fb3743f1651f336fd086c5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125486.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125486 -did anyone bother to finish this show? apparently it's no longer running ---- 183125513 -My co-workers watch all the spin-offs as well. They couldn't say why they even watch it ---- 183125578 -This show ended and no one cared when it was one of the biggest water cooler shows on television at one point, very sad. ---- 183126284 -at best it was always a 7/10 diff --git a/tv/183125503.txt b/tv/183125503.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b6deab52fb25f6c6791f07f2dbf7263030c38ca6..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125503.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125503 -Modern "horror" movies are an absolute joke. What is this shit? - -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NloI87CkZao [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183125519.txt b/tv/183125519.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a070857fcc72e9e687e5f70ce77655e1f58a4d74..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125519.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125519 -Hello? ---- 183126184 -Activate it ---- 183126236 -Can't believe he made an entire career out of making stupid faces diff --git a/tv/183125524.txt b/tv/183125524.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 81c7ee5f518200431e4092722a379d2b92b522de..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125524.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,68 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125524 -Is /tv/ excited for Jennifer Lawrence's R rated No Hard Feelings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P15S6ND8kbQ [Embed] ---- 183125538 ->>183125524 (OP) -no, not really ---- 183125565 -depends how coomable it is ---- 183125577 ->>183125524 (OP) -meh -i’ve already seen her everything ---- 183125580 -already saw her butthole my dude ---- 183125595 ->>183125524 (OP) -i enjoyed that picture of her butt hole ---- 183125609 ->>183125580 -you didn't ---- 183125614 ->>183125524 (OP) -i can barely coom right now, i fapped 5 times to gianna michaels and naomi russell threesome, i can't feel my hands ---- 183125618 ->>183125524 (OP) -i like that shes getting fat ->architect.jpg ---- 183125679 ->>183125524 (OP) -It looks like coomerbait, maybe ill torrent it if I'm horny and druk enough ---- 183125696 ->>183125618 -based -her milf tummy looks yummy af ---- 183125713 ->>183125524 (OP) -no ---- 183125718 -i'll be paying for this film ---- 183125819 ->>183125524 (OP) -I am really excited these next few months for the potential of nudity from some big actresses. JLaw, Elizabeth Olsen, Betty Gilpin, Kate Mara and Thomasin McKenzie all have projects that could have some pretty good stuff. ---- 183125860 -THAT WAS NOT HER IN THE BUTT HOLE PICTURE YOU FUCKERS ---- 183125913 ->>183125860 -nigga we literally seen pics of her face with cum on it shes freaky as fuck ---- 183125922 ->>183125609 -fuck off, even if that infamous pic is fake there are several thousand others that show everything else in several angles and in detail. Stop trying to spoil people's fun. ---- 183125957 ->>183125718 -mid ---- 183125961 ->>183125524 (OP) -I'm gonna say it. She looks better with a little bit of tummy. Peak milf body. ---- 183126041 ->>183125524 (OP) - -is she breeding kids for adoption herself? ---- 183126178 ->>183125819 -This sounds too good to be true. What are these projects? ---- 183126254 ->>183126178 -The Fappening 2.0 ---- 183126291 -she shows off the dogs in this one too diff --git a/tv/183125529.txt b/tv/183125529.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cadba6b47b7cb87249a64f82313195b92757f614..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125529.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125529 -well,arent you a salty bitch ? you bitch ---- 183125710 ->Salty? Why is your mind always on food, Jonah? ---- 183125732 ->>183125710 ---- 183125769 ->>183125529 (OP) ->salty means mad jonah - I made a joke and you're having a meltdown over it. that's salty. ---- 183125802 ->>183125529 (OP) -Video? ---- 183125885 ->>183125769 ->Cancels all appearances in that country ---- 183125966 ->>183125529 (OP) -Do you think he reached for Vichy in his mind but thought better of it? ---- 183126023 ->>183125529 (OP) -your mean words won't do me harm -because I've got a magic charm -call me fat or call me tubby -it don't matter check my dubbies ---- 183126072 ->>183125529 (OP) ->Mentions food -Owari da. ---- 183126171 ->>183125529 (OP) - -Why couldn't /ourboy/ just make a self-deprecating joke and move on? That would have been the end of it. No one would remember it besides extreme autists. - -Is his ego really so fragile that he couldn't poke fun at himself for 5 seconds? ---- 183126223 ->>183125529 (OP) -would you like me more if I was sugary? diff --git a/tv/183125530.txt b/tv/183125530.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4907d08ec19cc1b59d08bccbed6b5764da34549c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125530.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125530 -girl with a dragon tattoo remake when ---- 183125608 ->>183125530 (OP) -Anon... ---- 183125654 ->>183125530 (OP) -big hands ---- 183125691 ->>183125530 (OP) ->girl ---- 183125761 ->>183125530 (OP) ->>183125608 ->>183125654 ->>183125691 -basically if the dick is cute and the butthole is pink, it's ok ---- 183125820 -name? ---- 183126084 ->>183125761 -gae diff --git a/tv/183125534.txt b/tv/183125534.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3a3bf0349a86e4de970af4019980c116ae3cbaa4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125534.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125534 ->pedophilia is LE FUNNY ---- 183125601 -We have a fucked sense of humor. I think homosexuality is funny too. -https://youtu.be/ycBrvRJjvJ8 [Embed] ---- 183125765 ->>183125534 (OP) -Wasn't that the whole point of this skit? -Chappelle flat out saying he wouldn't condemn anyone that was black no matter what they did. Black plight is real and serious, but black crimes are funny and relatable. ---- 183125771 -They sprawled it for the same reason they had homosexuality spread: increase male operatives. They're less unreliable. It's business, the entertainment is a bonus. They're afraid that if the internet returns (we don't have it anymore, this here is a shopping mall and television) their identities will be acquired by the common hords and life become even more awkward. diff --git a/tv/183125557.txt b/tv/183125557.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c51c2a6dd1b999621c34d19583bf486b2c7b5c11..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125557.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125557 ->muh kids ---- 183126027 -he was sane ---- 183126053 ->>183126027 -no he wasnt ---- 183126074 ->>183125557 (OP) -that what you get for fighting on the wrong side in the Great Brother War faggot ---- 183126117 ->>183126053 -At the end he was. Put down your phone. ---- 183126137 -if killing your psychotic child murdering wife makes you crazy, then lock me up (metaphorically speaking) diff --git a/tv/183125567.txt b/tv/183125567.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d49e941b671a7471ea42d91bed2bed2852278475..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125567.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125567 -Lord of the rings was always progressive ---- 183125607 -CHUDDIES THIS IS YOUR MINDSET ---- 183125639 ->>183125567 (OP) -Wtf Whitemalerepublicangamerbros! ---- 183125745 ->>183125567 (OP) -was always a cringe scene ---- 183125918 ->>183125567 (OP) -I get the feeling you're trying to either defend some kind of remake or tell me I should never have liked lotr. Either way I'm onto you, faggot. ---- 183126018 ->>183125567 (OP) -Blame the two bitches that helped writing the script of the movies. ---- 183126052 -Who killed the guy in the book? I don't remember. ---- 183126100 -IT'S MA'AM ---- 183126272 ->>183126052 -Similar to in the film, Merry stabbed him in the heel with a barrow dagger he got back in Fellowship, which broke some sort of enchantments that bound The Witch King to the world, allowing Eowyn to strike him down. - -In the book, Eowyn reveals herself before the fight, and has a back and forth with the Witch King, who seems slightly troubled when she reveals she's a woman, as if considering if that technicality would be enough. diff --git a/tv/183125581.txt b/tv/183125581.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d17bbe796a17fc236faf39223e2fb3405e637186..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125581.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125581 -Does the new writers' strike mean that there's going to be a resurgence in reality tv/docuseries? A lot of it would suck, but it could also mean American MC: One Last Ride gets picked up, or at least some other motorcycle club (MC) content. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22yJAKpXORY [Embed] ---- 183125617 ->>183125581 (OP) ->Does the new writers' strike mean that there's going to be a resurgence in reality tv/docuseries? A lot of it would suck, but it could also mean American MC: One Last Ride gets picked up, or at least some other motorcycle club (MC) content. ---- 183126200 ->>183125617 -Fuck you ---- 183126264 -yes, reality tv writers arent part of the union so if you have any wacky reality tv idea right now would be the time to pitch it. - -although they will mostly be like ice road truckers in the swamp search for big foot diff --git a/tv/183125642.txt b/tv/183125642.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ef65512ceb8fa0ca8633b98396cf4da2543d4e96..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125642.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125642 -what did jennifer love hewitts character mean by this? diff --git a/tv/183125659.txt b/tv/183125659.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1655392c47d94ba498753270ca174534653cd34b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125659.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,19 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125659 -This episode always gave me a sense of dread. ---- 183125705 -Why? because he landed in 3d LA? ---- 183125724 ->>183125659 (OP) -Agree. Some 90’s 3D video games were unsettling too ---- 183125808 ->>183125659 (OP) -This episode was insanely good. I like when homer is looking around the place and there's that nice ambient music playing. It has a really uncanny feeling to it, crazy ending too ---- 183125876 -Hey, watch it, coney! ---- 183125983 ->>183125808 ->and there's that nice ambient music playing -I found that music to be really unsettling. ---- 183126161 -They're generally funny but they can pull out an actually eerie location in Treehouse of Horror sometimes. diff --git a/tv/183125714.txt b/tv/183125714.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2b8b5ca2b3a122c5d8e78dc2bf9067020667bc4c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125714.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125714 -Digging one hole a day doesn't seem worse then juvie ---- 183125750 -I'd rather do that than my current job ---- 183125773 ->>183125714 (OP) -t. has never dug anything before ---- 183125806 ->>183125714 (OP) -They’re in the desert and they’re kids, their backs will be destroyed by 30 diff --git a/tv/183125727.txt b/tv/183125727.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 46429cffc857ed88db022127cef3f2ec00f8c911..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125727.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,89 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125727 -Television&Film that accurately represents this ---- 183125778 -slavs have it tough ---- 183125799 -Based Africans, poos and chinks! ---- 183125833 ->>183125727 (OP) ->implying that thirdies report anything ---- 183125835 ->>183125727 (OP) ->brazil at 0 ---- 183125849 -I question the veracity of this map. - -t. questioner ---- 183125866 ->>183125799 -Gray just means no data because no one cares about it. ---- 183125886 ->china and japan grey -lol sure, fake map ---- 183125895 ->>183125866 -liar - ->>183125799 -Gray just means that they eat them ---- 183125906 ->>183125835 -lmao this, i think i saw at least 100 brazillian chicks take knots and horses. I mean a friend of mine did and he told me about it ---- 183125925 ->>183125835 -Are ya blind? ---- 183125936 ->Germany light blue ---- 183125944 -WGFD is a Jewish psyop to get white women to stop getting dogs for protection from rapefugees when they go out alone in public because they think dogs are demonic and unholy ---- 183125950 ->Honey, new whiteness map just dropped ---- 183125969 ->>183125866 ->>183125895 ->t. ---- 183125972 ->>183125727 (OP) ->argentina is white ---- 183125993 -Explains why Bluey is so popular. ---- 183126003 ->>183125886 -They don't fuck their food. ---- 183126033 ->>183125727 (OP) ->israel is blue -kek based map ---- 183126058 ->chudcrymask.jpg ---- 183126089 ->>183125866 -Cope harder, dog fucker. ---- 183126106 ->>183126003 -I literally have seen a video of a chink giving a dog a rimjob, you dont forget such a thing ---- 183126148 ->>183125727 (OP) -the absolute state of europoors ---- 183126162 ->>183125727 (OP) ->England light blue ->Scotland, Wales and Ireland dark blue -wtf i love anglos now ---- 183126165 -CHUDCELS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET ---- 183126187 ->Jarvis, overlay with a map of countries that actually enforce bestiality laws. ---- 183126196 ->>183125727 (OP) ->tel aviv is blue -OH NO NO NO NO NO LMAO ---- 183126245 ->>183126089 -You actually believe that Africa, the continent that's source of various animal based STDs, is some kind of role model? ---- 183126257 ->No, you're not supposed to have sex with dogs because........because I said so ok!! ---- 183126276 ->>183125727 (OP) -I love statistics. diff --git a/tv/183125792.txt b/tv/183125792.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 31b0dba42dc8990c7709b275e54155fe26099d11..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125792.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125792 -Favorite sitcom/movie son? For me it’s Braden. diff --git a/tv/183125797.txt b/tv/183125797.txt deleted file mode 100644 index dbe7d5a916aa7ac7603d7a83511bddc3e15766d4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125797.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125797 -For me it’s Cory in the House ---- 183125828 ->>183125797 (OP) -Keep anime on /a/ diff --git a/tv/183125831.txt b/tv/183125831.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e0034a3e22b834a2ee43eacedb56669fecb9d622..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125831.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125831 -What movie for grug? Grug like ->violence ->animals ->monsters ->heroes ->magic ->nature ->seeing/hearing women as little as possible ---- 183125981 ->>183125831 (OP) -Lord of the Rings diff --git a/tv/183125838.txt b/tv/183125838.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4554fe5b007874ace5bc1f0ba0a250bbaa61a9a8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125838.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125838 ->Ornella better watch out - -https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/fashion/article/jonah-hill-lisa-rinna-meaningful-existence-sweatpants-2023 diff --git a/tv/183125857.txt b/tv/183125857.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2ef4fbf1c73d8845d5c60ddb8130ed2d1342688f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125857.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125857 -ITT: Only the absolute most devastating television and film betrayals. ---- 183125878 -this show was fake tho ---- 183125933 ->>183125857 (OP) -this joke was a lot funnier when they did it to Hank on the Larry Sanders show, but then again they're much funnier jews than Kenny Hotz ---- 183125992 ->>183125857 (OP) ---- 183126055 -Spenny was making out with this guy for like three straight days. Surely he'd have noticed. I love this show but some episodes were so clearly staged; I think this one and the gorilla suit one are the worst offenders. ---- 183126075 ->>183125857 (OP) ->>183125992 -They're doing this show again. ---- 183126127 ->>183126055 -Gorilla suit left in footage from one of the breaks they took right? ---- 183126132 ->>183125857 (OP) -is the guy in the pink a legit retard? ---- 183126175 ->>183125992 -is that rickety cricket ---- 183126219 ->>183126175 -Yeah and Kristen Wiig too diff --git a/tv/183125868.txt b/tv/183125868.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 43c8773cf6de0bd9174825573447532451add1d7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125868.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,37 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183125868 ->see this recommended in a Justified thread ->see it recommended in later thread stating it’s better than breaking Reddit ->give it a watch ->first episode is cringe with shitty cgi blood -I may watch the next few episodes, but is the first episode indicative of the show’s quality? If so I’ll stop now. ---- 183125892 -It's the best shlock tv show ever ---- 183126095 ->filename ->faggot -That scans. ---- 183126140 -It's a turn your brain off beat em up show. ---- 183126145 ->>183125892 ->>183126095 -Thanks for the replies, I’ll drop it. ---- 183126214 ->>183125868 (OP) -It's trash anon ---- 183126243 ->>183126145 -i don't imagine an appreciation of justified would lend itself to love for banshee, don't know which idiot suggested that -and saying anything but the shield is better than BrBased is highly problematic as a general statement -it's more for someone who liked spartacus and wants a fight fix ---- 183126289 ->>183125868 (OP) ->Ivana ->Lili ->Odette - -Never seen it but this show is blatant waifuibait. ---- 183126302 ->>183125868 (OP) -Is there anything lamer and lazier than CGI blood? "It saves on reset times between shots bro". Fuck off. diff --git a/tv/183125991.txt b/tv/183125991.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9ae82a26b81017f4648a7df6cf531cc4e5d0bef9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183125991.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1 +0,0 @@ ------ diff --git a/tv/183126007.txt b/tv/183126007.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c55076c5f429ca39baf776e82375fb7e95199dc2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126007.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126007 -Where did he go wrong ---- 183126044 ->>183126007 (OP) -When he got married ---- 183126076 -The Great Nugget Wars ---- 183126102 -such ugly kids with their poverty haircuts ---- 183126126 -the interview -if he didnt give an interview he surely would have gotten away with it ---- 183126138 ->>183126007 (OP) ->CeCe under heavenly sunlight, chris lurking in the shadow -Poetic lighting, bravo Coppola ---- 183126224 ->its legal for your neighbour to videomonitor a part of your household -Land of the free ---- 183126225 ->>183126007 (OP) -When he let that dumb bitch spend $20k on a MLM instead of literally doing nothing, or even just working 10-20 hours a week at mcdonalds diff --git a/tv/183126011.txt b/tv/183126011.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 81c13f65a9a7605a9cfbb181ef970c181269da97..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126011.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126011 -https://youtu.be/cFqCmIU0-_M [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183126192.txt b/tv/183126192.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 33da61401f8e170e7c4d47d2aeb7df7c7c09e71d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126192.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126192 -> start dumb netflix show -> get some snacks out -> gf gobbles it up in no time -picrel. Fuck man, didn't know architecting was this easy. ---- 183126233 ->>183126192 (OP) -BOOBA ---- 183126292 ->>183126192 (OP) ->gut ->belly piercing -based. Miss my chunky gf with pierced belly button, but she was too fucked up in the head to have a real relationship with diff --git a/tv/183126240.txt b/tv/183126240.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e2e085252562ca534d90f581caecac1f11bb8a85..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126240.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126240 -Good morning everyone, hope you’re having an AMAZING day! ---- 183126267 -Raw sewage, hot and sticky, just how I like it diff --git a/tv/183126241.txt b/tv/183126241.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6e0dae8937160d119292ed91fe051f6b2a7587a3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126241.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126241 ->be part of anti terrorism unit ->allow 3 nukes to go off on american soil and let the american president almost be assassinated -its kino but holy shit do they suck at their jobs ---- 183126263 ->kill your boss ->ok lol diff --git a/tv/183126244.txt b/tv/183126244.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ce9d686ff49883b663df4682c861dd764682296b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126244.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126244 -Kinos with this aesthetic? diff --git a/tv/183126248.txt b/tv/183126248.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bd955a8edbf05bce304d8392e00a514f4cccce6a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126248.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126248 -provider ---- 183126260 -send full movie ---- 183126303 ->>183126260 -best robbari diff --git a/tv/183126296.txt b/tv/183126296.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 175436fc4a2217503cd9e47e0864e35e967ffb56..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126296.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126296 -How come Hollywood doesn't cast ethereal beauties anymore? diff --git a/tv/183126392.txt b/tv/183126392.txt deleted file mode 100644 index da5025a940c0727f30dad86155a1dd489048d5e8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126392.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,92 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126392 -SKYNEEEEET ---- 183126431 ->>183126392 (OP) -This shot is cooler than anything he did in the movie. ---- 183126444 -tell me about sky NEET ---- 183126998 ->>183126392 (OP) -based morbius ---- 183127028 ->>183126392 (OP) -I'm gonna get you, Morbius! Gonna get you! ---- 183127076 ->>183126392 (OP) -This guy looks like he just pooped his pants and is about to have sex ---- 183127514 ->>183126392 (OP) -AAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M FIRING AT THE GROUND! ---- 183127540 ->>183127076 -With his niece ---- 183127600 ->>183127076 ->have sex -It's like pottery ---- 183128468 ->>183127540 -Hot ---- 183129051 ->>183126392 (OP) -Matt Smith has an awful agent. ---- 183129096 ->>183129051 -Avoiding actually appearing in this and Rise of Skywalker and instead his big Hollywood role being HOTD turned into an accidental brilliant move though. ---- 183129186 ->>183126392 (OP) ->>183127514 -These promo pics killed any interest I had in the movie. Whoever told them to look like this should be fired, it is offensively bad. ---- 183129650 ->>183129051 -He's doing great in HOTD ---- 183130113 -POOP MY TET A TET ---- 183130364 ->>183129650 -Does he die in it? Or is there no book? ---- 183130481 ->>183129186 ->These promo pics killed any interest I had in the movie. Whoever told them to look like this should be fired, it is offensively bad. -same ---- 183130746 ->>183130364 -He does but closer to the end of the war, probably Season 3 if they go for 4 total. ---- 183130902 ->>183130746 -Thanks ---- 183130950 ->>183130364 -He has the most spectacular anime death in the entire franchise so even then he's eating good. ---- 183131341 ->>183127514 ->>183126392 (OP) -MAKE FACES -POINT YOUR GUNS -THIS WILL SELL OUR MOVIE ---- 183131700 ->>183127028 -stink lines? ---- 183132978 ->>183131700 -Well he did poop his pants again ---- 183133476 -Goddamn the quality of those prop guns is atrocious. And why are they yelling and shooting angrily at heathrow runway? ---- 183133532 ->>183131700 ---- 183133564 ->>183129096 ->Rise of Skywalker -Was that random imperial general supposed to Matt Smith? ---- 183133596 ->>183133564 -Smith was going to be a regenerated young Palpatine. ---- 183133647 ->>183133596 -Lmao ---- 183133685 ->>183126392 (OP) -Poop my pants ---- 183133707 ->>183133532 diff --git a/tv/183126442.txt b/tv/183126442.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b7ec68e65dc9e8f1043b6ba6a612fb8f9fc511aa..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126442.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,141 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126442 -19 year old zoomer here (pic not related). In the early 2000s, where did those of you with internet access go to post about TV and movies? Do any of those websites still exist? I'm curious about seeing the reception that various early 2000s movies got when they first came out. ---- 183126539 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI7As3rOogo [Embed] ---- 183126555 ->>183126442 (OP) -imdb forums. Sadly got purged though. ---- 183126566 -there was no internet in the early 2000s ---- 183126757 ->>183126555 -Damn. Was the whole thing erased? ---- 183126824 ->>183126442 (OP) - -i was busy playing diablo 2 and team fortress classic and chatting on ICQ/AIM/MSN Messenger, so no where ---- 183126973 ->>183126824 -This picture is making me feel unsettled ---- 183127038 -for movie news the hot ticket was aint it cool news. - -for discussion there were various forums across the web you could sign up for ---- 183127408 ->>183127038 -Thanks ---- 183127469 ->>183126757 -They remade it into moviechat.org. That's where I go for comments on most things. also private movie websites i'm still on since joining in 2010 ---- 183127629 ->>183126442 (OP) -I didn't like television and film. I still don't. I think I discussed some stuff I liked on newgrounds though. IMDB had a forum and I believe usenet groups were still going. -There used to be so many forums out there. Still are ---- 183127653 -"Sub" didn't used to refer to reddit. ---- 183127666 -for me, it was lycos chatrooms ---- 183127764 ->>183126442 (OP) -Read this as "9 year old zoomer" and was about to report it. ---- 183127792 -digg dot com ---- 183127845 ->>183126442 (OP) -So by the end of the 90s and early 2000s, there were hundreds if not thousands of websites with message boards and forums. The old IMDB forums, geocities, I remember Silverscreeners being big in the 90s and MovieTalk being one of the bigger ones dedicated to industry insiders and aspirants. It's been a quarter century, many of these places have been scuttled, are ghost towns with no posters, purged during site makeovers, or sold off and no longer exist. Stuff like archive just didn't exist at the time due to technological limitations so finding any now is going to be a challenge. A lot of sites lapsed after 15 years, so many went under just under a decade ago. Good luck. ---- 183127948 -Look how civilised /tv/ becomes when a zoomer politely asks for old stories and historical information. You don't hate zoomers, you just hate the fact that you're ugly as fuck and will never have kids to ask these sorts of questions. This is as close as you'll get ---- 183127952 ->>183126539 ---- 183127964 -IGN forums. They're still around. -Oh. Oh no. ---- 183128153 ->>183127948 -We're not allowed to be asked questions because society presumes all men are predators now. ---- 183129059 ->>183127666 -Good for meetups back then. ---- 183130331 -Bumperino ---- 183130369 ->>183126442 (OP) -Like this anon >>183126555 said, we made effortposts on the IMDB forums, because we thought out carefully-considered reviews would be valued, respected and preserved for posterity. -The Web was a much better place before the normies discovered it. That early idealism seems laughable now. ---- 183130402 ->>183127964 -IGN was the first forum I posted on. I check up on their main general forum every now and then. Roughly 20 posters left. Many I recognize from 15 years ago. It’s like a museum. ---- 183130425 ->>183127764 -This is a blue 4channel board. 9 year-olds are welcome in our safe space. ---- 183130454 ->>183126442 (OP) -AOL chat groups. ---- 183130521 -I didn't do online discussions about movies but they had something called chat rooms and people bullshitted about just about anything and there were definitely chat rooms with topics like film. It was very popular at the time but it got phased out ---- 183130608 ->>183130454 -OK, you're a pleb. -AOL brought normies to the internet, and can never be forgiven. ---- 183130632 ->>183126442 (OP) -IRC. ---- 183130701 -Imdb, and I literally started visiting 4chan since 2007 just to talk about stuff with other people ---- 183131754 ->>183126442 (OP) -In order: -Usenet -BBS forums -Chatrooms -AOL/Prodigy boards -SomethingAwful / other UBB forums -IMDB Boards -Here -Twitter ---- 183132033 ->>183126442 (OP) -Imdb forums. It was pretty great, if you wanted to talk about some super esoteric film like Knight of Cups, you could go to the forums for that movie, start a thread, and come back in a few weeks and see if there were any replies. I remember the dancer who played Pyramid Head talking with fans on the Silent Hill page. But shills couldn't moderate the discussion on all those forums, so they were shut down. - -Also, this might sound weird, but wikipedia talk pages. If you wanted to discuss a movie, you would go to the wikipedia page, make a few relevant edits and maybe discuss it informally on the talk page. - -And there were chatrooms too, but usually there would just be the same 20-30 people there and you would just discuss whatever. ---- 183132308 ->>183126442 (OP) -The Runescape forums off-topic board. ---- 183132355 ->>183127948 ->You don't hate zoomers, you hate people who just scream like retards instead of just asking ->This is somehow your fault -Seethe Javonte ---- 183132369 ->>183130608 ->AOL brought normies to the internet - -I think you're misremembering. -AOL brought internet to America overall. Barely fucking anyone was using it beforehand. Not even your fellow IMDB forum goers. If you are thinking the release of AOL is when the internet immediately went downhill, you're crazy. Outside of a random uncle using Netscape, sure, but the internet wasn't this haven before AOL, it was barely a thing. ---- 183132492 ->>183126442 (OP) -Something awful forums. - -Lost mega threads were fun until we realised they were making it up all along. ---- 183132553 ->>183132492 -Yea yea still the best show of all time - -The fact that all the Lost fans who were disappointed moved on to shit like Mad Men and Breaking Bad tells me everything I need to know. ---- 183132610 ->>183127948 -We only get mad when zoomers pretend they watched Billy and Mandy. ---- 183132702 ->>183126442 (OP) -4chan.org ---- 183132951 ->>183127948 -We're like a grandfather surrounded by his grandchildren, gathering around and waiting for us to tell them a story of days long since past. There's a certain charm to it+the nostalgia factor. ->>183132610 -Kek ---- 183133001 ->>183127038 -AICN had faggot mods diff --git a/tv/183126460.txt b/tv/183126460.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fcc2ff429567e41c6b63fd16568576ad92a26ffa..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126460.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,264 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126460 ->To be a famous actor doppelgänger: Boon or bane? ---- 183126489 ->>183126460 (OP) -holy huge fucking hands, that's got to be a man ---- 183126530 ->>183126489 -jealous, henry? -lol. ---- 183126531 -TSD ---- 183126549 ->>183126460 (OP) -is she speaking in a alien language? ---- 183126589 ->>183126460 (OP) - -Looks more like the daughter from the George Lopez show. She should stick with that. Mexicans are known for supporting other Mexicans to a retarded extent. And it doesn't matter that the actress who played the daughter was Albanian. Mexicans don't know that. ---- 183126594 ->>183126489 -Good then she can grip my penis tighter while looking like a younger Hatthaway who isn't busted yet. ---- 183126596 ->>183126530 -Nice projection. You’re the jealous one ---- 183126607 ->>183126460 (OP) ->ragazza ---- 183126629 ->>183126460 (OP) -Depends on the actor. ---- 183126641 ->>183126489 -Or perhaps a werewolf? ---- 183126655 ->Ho trovato una ragazza che somiglia ad Anne Hathaway piu di te - ->I found a girl who looks more like Anne Hathaway than you ---- 183126671 ->>183126460 (OP) -bros i think i’m in love ---- 183126673 ->>183126460 (OP) -looks like a honey select character ---- 183126702 ->>183126673 -only chosen few will understand the joke ---- 183126723 ->>183126489 - -You're right. Those hands are freakishly big and large. ---- 183126745 -coom ---- 183126746 ->>183126589 -I don't see it. She definitely looks more like Anne ---- 183126772 ->>183126703 -i say this and look like this ---- 183126781 -She looks like that one girl from the movies as long as you ignore her strange monster hands. ---- 183126810 ->>183126655 -imagine the seethe from whoever this was meant for ---- 183126812 ->>183126746 -what race are these things? ---- 183126828 ->>183126812 -One is from Venezuela the other is from Bosnia I think. ---- 183126832 ->>183126489 ->>183126596 ->>183126641 ->>183126723 ->>183126781 -Incelcord got pinged ---- 183126845 ->>183126489 -It’s because of how girls make these stupid videos. She’s leaning back and her hands are closer to the camera making her hands look disproportionate to her head. Filters might be having an effect too. ---- 183126870 ->>183126460 (OP) -BIG -MEATY -CLAWS ---- 183126935 ->>183126845 -nice try but she places it next to her head and ypu can see she could easily palm her entire face ---- 183126942 ->looking lime an actor in his prime - -This would be kinda cool? ---- 183126966 ->>183126942 -me on the right ---- 183126990 ->>183126942 -me on the left ---- 183127159 -what's up with those hands ---- 183127179 ->>183126460 (OP) -I'm gonna marry her, man hands or not. ---- 183127194 ->>183126832 - ->t. sasquatch who will never have well fitting gloves ---- 183127252 ->>183126942 -There's no way arnold was 18 there. Was he even state side at that point? ---- 183127257 ->>183127159 -no, seriously, even the skin color is different ---- 183127266 ->>183126460 (OP) -What a forward young man ---- 183127315 ->>183126942 -*lemon ---- 183127322 ->>183127179 -wait till you find out she eats her peas one at a time ---- 183127357 ->>183126703 ->>183126671 - -What a forward young man ---- 183127366 ->>183127266 -:D ---- 183127386 ->>183127322 -This would unironically be a deal breaker for me. ---- 183127388 ->look her up on tiktok ->she used to be a man -OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---- 183127445 ->>183127388 -emanuel used to be a man? no way! ---- 183127455 ->>183127388 -lol ---- 183127588 ->>183127388 -Kek. Monkeypaws don't lie ---- 183127684 ->>183126460 (OP) ->>183127388 -it’s over ---- 183127761 ->>183126460 (OP) ---- 183127802 ->>183127388 ->a tranny thread ->on /tv/ -WHAT?! I AM SHOCKED!! ---- 183127852 ->>183127388 ->used to be ---- 183127936 ->>183126641 -Oh no... ---- 183127939 ->>183126460 (OP) -Biological women with androgynous features are perfection. -I LOVE HAIRY ARMS -I LOVE MUSCULAR BUT FEMININE WOMEN -I am tired of pretending I don't. ---- 183127976 ->>183127388 -thats her brother retard ---- 183127992 ->>183126460 (OP) ->bane? ---- 183127994 ->>183127852 -I look like this ---- 183128020 ->>183127388 ---- 183128090 ->>183127388 -why would it bother me that she came from iran? ---- 183128557 ->>183127388 -Imagine falling for this ---- 183128642 ->>183126489 -Monkey grip ---- 183128782 ->>183127388 -Its a filter, god I can't believe actual retards browse this board ---- 183128913 ->>183127852 -My gf looks like this and does this ---- 183129725 ->>183127252 -It seems he moved to the US when he was about 21, so.. ---- 183129860 ->>183128913 -formerly bf ---- 183129934 ->>183127388 ->used to ---- 183129983 ->>183126460 (OP) -These filters keep getting more and more fucked. It's beyond uncanny valley, they don't even look human. Do they just hope that no one will ever see them in real life? ---- 183130017 ->>183126489 -She forgot to take her porn lens off the camera. ---- 183130068 ->>183129983 -Real life? ---- 183130107 ->>183126489 -Imagine the size of her penis! ---- 183130117 ->>183126460 (OP) -I love Anne! ---- 183130317 ->>183128020 -Sasha Baron Cohen? ---- 183130491 ->>183128782 -Lowest iq board ---- 183130514 ->>183126942 ->fit.grammotivation -how is this motivation ? ---- 183130616 ->>183130491 -only when (You) are awake ---- 183130762 ->>183126589 -She looks like Anne Hathaway you fucking moron. Stfu and never type anything again. ---- 183132028 -If they're not actually a tranny..why're their hands so large ---- 183132085 ->>183132028 -Her mother had sex with a cartoon, nine months later, there she was. ---- 183132153 ->>183132028 -she’s just skinny so her hands appear larger like how fat girls all seem to have tiny hands because they’re fat ---- 183132784 ->>183132153 -I guess that's possible. They still seem pretty huge even for a skinny girl ---- 183132950 ->>183126489 -she is italian some italian girls have big hands thou she is a girl stop with your fetish ---- 183132993 ->>183126702 -a porn game ---- 183133102 ->>183132950 -i'm sorry, my friend, you are the one with the fetish. i am the one who is accepting of all types. look into the definition and you will see the truth. ---- 183133158 ->>183128913 -based. please reproduce ---- 183133217 ->>183132784 -it's a wide angle lens and her hands are right near the camera. try it yourself ---- 183133675 ->>183133217 -Oh..I don't take photos so I wouldn't know. Thank you diff --git a/tv/183126719.txt b/tv/183126719.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cfe21fa779ced8abc4920de5b094a2d1232a8c0c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126719.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126719 -Post computer scenes of film & TV. -Hacking, programming, video gaming, the more preposterous the better. ---- 183126976 ->We're being HACKED ->random windows appear rapidly all over the screen with random junk code ->Can you stop it? ->No, but I can slow them down -*clackity clacks really fast like* ---- 183127082 -who has the two people typing on the same keyboard webm? ---- 183127395 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ [Embed] - -IRC! Internet Relay Chat! ---- 183127664 ->>183127395 -ouch ---- 183128516 ->>183126719 (OP) -They always have this little progress bar for hacking, it's funny. -82% virus upload! ---- 183129978 ->>183127395 -that show gave me PTSD. literally the dumbest thing i've ever seen on TV. the absolute epitome of shows about smart people written by dumb people. ---- 183130091 ->>183126719 (OP) -is this about compressing the boypuss? ---- 183130834 ->>183127395 ->THINK OF IT LIKE ->random math equations wooshing ->entirely unhelpful explanation that has nothing to do with IRC ---- 183131230 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU [Embed] ---- 183131285 ->>183126719 (OP) ---- 183133037 ->>183131230 ->random cubes appear -lol diff --git a/tv/183126765.txt b/tv/183126765.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 492ceed5e7ea920d01e2e3bce9365352c3acb694..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183126765.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,317 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183126765 -For some reason people in Germany were REALLY obsessed with this joke. ---- 183126789 -No shit, Germans are retarded. ---- 183126816 -spider sneed, spider sneed, does whatever a spider sneed does! ---- 183126839 ->>183126789 -Where are you from? ---- 183126846 -Sneeder Schwein ---- 183127058 ->>183126765 (OP) -germany the country of the pig. ---- 183127142 ->>183126765 (OP) -I don't even get it as a german in germany. you sure it was just us though? - -such a lame scene - ->>183126789 -at least we don't have shows where trannies are shown naked to kids like the uk or scandi and we aren't 59% white yet like the u.s. -speak for yourself ---- 183127171 ->>183126765 (OP) -Spooderhund :3 ---- 183127209 ->>183126765 (OP) -Surrounding your house with a layer of porkiness is the perfect protection against roving bands of mudslimes and kikes. ---- 183127238 ->>183127171 ->hund ---- 183127241 ->>183126765 (OP) -Why are Germans so obsessed with japan as well? Pic related ---- 183127246 ->>183126765 (OP) -that's because it's not humor but rather represents a good feeling ---- 183127256 ->>183126765 (OP) -Jajaja Schweinespuren an der Decke ---- 183127272 ->>183126765 (OP) -Well, it was the only good joke in the whole movie. Here in Italy it was dubbed Spider Pork. ---- 183127369 -fancy german joke ---- 183127595 ->>183127142 ->at least we don't have shows where trannies are shown naked to kids like the uk or scandi and we aren't 59% white yet like the u.s. -speak for yourself ---- 183128404 ->>183126765 (OP) -I remember some people I know found this beyond funny but it's not funny at all to me. What the fuck is funny about it? Am I missing something? ---- 183128423 ->>183126765 (OP) -Because the pig has German hair. ---- 183128786 -Because it's a pig walking on the ceiling instead of the ground LMAO ---- 183128844 ->>183127241 -what cup size are those? ---- 183128933 ->>183127142 -What kind of socks are those? Look comfy. ---- 183129035 ->>183127241 -Why is Japan so obsessed with France that they go into a boiling, seething nip monkey chimp out rage when they arrive? -https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome ---- 183129093 ->>183129035 -It's the opposite of obsession, they're in an alien world they can't conceive of ---- 183129108 ->>183126765 (OP) -I kek'd in the theater ---- 183129125 ->>183126765 (OP) -German humour is really weird, I frequent a german meme site (Pr0gramm) to improve my german and it's just so weird sometimes. ---- 183129138 ->>183128404 -The 2000s was just full of randumb humor like this. Sometimes it was funny like Invader Zim or Billy and Mandy but this was an example of the cringe randumb ---- 183129148 ->>183126789 -Wie konntest du das sagen? Ich koche vor Wut, ich weine. Meine Haare fallen auf den Boden und ich drehe mich in meinem Stuhl und schreie. Meine Schreie der Verzweiflung über deinen Kommentar hallen von den Wänden wider. Ich habe mir selbst mit einer Nadel in die Leistengegend gestochen wegen deinem Kommentar. Macht dich das glücklich, mein Schmerz? Ist das dein Vergnügen? Magst du es, andere Menschen zu verletzen? Das sind die Fragen, die du dir jetzt stellen musst. ---- 183129196 ->>183129093 ->be nip monkey ->watch cartoons like Kiki’s delivery service ->think cartoon of Francs is just like real life ->go there expecting… cartoon ->proceed to nip monkey chimp out ---- 183129207 ->>183127241 -it's their former ally in a world war, what do you think ---- 183129229 ->>183127241 -OOOOH MEIN GOTT DAS BOOBA ---- 183129286 -All germans deserve the rope. ---- 183129325 ->>183126839 -Russia. ---- 183129453 ->>183129148 ->Das sind die Fragen, die du dir jetzt stellen musst. -Die einzige Frage die ich mir stellen muss ist, was das >>183127142 für Socken sind ---- 183129486 ->>183126765 (OP) -SPIDER PIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG ---- 183129595 ->>183129453 -Ich würde annehmen müssen, dass die Socken aufgrund ihrer Länge für Ballettschuhe oder etwas Ähnliches gedacht sind. Die Definition der Zehen ist seltsam, aber sie zeigt eindeutig ihre Füße, also ist das wirklich die Antwort. ---- 183129610 ->>183126765 (OP) -the reason is germans are obsessed with the concept of 'being dirty' and disgust. ---- 183129630 -Burgers have no sense of humor. ---- 183129716 ->Be burger ->turn on jew tube ->Big black cock man asks whitey a question ->dumb answer ->blackmanshocked ->print 100 million dollars and viewers ---- 183129718 ->>183129630 ---- 183129740 ->>183129595 ->>183129453 -https://snocks.com/products/sneakersocken?quantity=1 - -Ich trag' die im Sommer mit den weißen Schniehkern. ---- 183129749 ->>183129196 ->can you believe these gooks' entitlement of expecting a european capital to not be filled with niggers, cameljockeys, scamartists, junkies and trash everywhere !? ---- 183129855 ->>183126765 (OP) -they're obsessed with pigs. They love their pigs. They eat pigs every day. When Germans want to say you are lucky they say that you have a swine. A part of Poland went under German control for like hundred years a century ago and guess what? That part now produces and eats more pork than rest of the country combined. ---- 183129865 ->>183129855 -Dumb Polakposter. ---- 183129898 ->>183129865 -go eat some bacon, blondi. ---- 183129907 ->>183129740 -Ihre Socken erscheinen kürzer als die anderen, vielleicht hat sie sehr große Füße oder es sind einfach sehr kleine Socken? Für mich sieht es so aus, als ob ihr Fuß zu Stein erstarrt wäre, und das ist, was ich glauben werde. ---- 183129936 ->>183126765 (OP) -Maybe because it sounds funnier in German ---- 183129939 ->>183126765 (OP) -Spiderschwein, Spiderschwein ---- 183129962 -that was a joke? ---- 183130063 -Puerco araña puerco araña ---- 183130323 -スパイダーピッグ、スパイダーピッグ、スパイダーピッグのやることは何でもやるんだ ---- 183130398 ->>183126765 (OP) -What do you expect from germans? ---- 183130459 ->>183130398 -The Land of Poets And Thinkers ---- 183130513 ->>183126765 (OP) -It was the first time the simpsons had been funny in a long time. ---- 183130601 ->>183127241 -Bros I think... I think I get what Hitler was going for now. ---- 183130659 ->>183127142 ->at least we don't have shows where trannies are shown naked to kids like the uk or scandi and we aren't 59% white yet like the u.s. -KEK -They really weren't kidding about the Germans ---- 183130736 ->>183127241 -If you want porn of a bitch who looks similar: -https://www.playvids.com/aaC_nGU-mg5/big-tits-blonde-hot-german-milf-hd ---- 183130800 ->>183129610 -You know if you ever read Martin Luther’s writings, they really were. ---- 183130856 -Without naming sausage or beer, name 5. Things that Germany has contributed to the world culturally. ---- 183130971 ->>183130856 -Not German but you are an absolute fucking retard -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries ---- 183130983 ->>183130856 -Music, art, architecture, stories, modern philosophy. ---- 183131041 ->>183130398 -Literally me depending on the game. ---- 183131096 ->>183127142 -Whom? ---- 183131120 ->>183129196 -I wonder why they made cartoons that wouldn't depict the reality of there always being a billion africans and arabs in france? ---- 183131158 ->>183130856 -Germans have made some of the best music in the world desu. ->Bach ->Beethoven ->Wagner ->Kraftwerk ->Can ->Ash Ra Tempel ->Basic Channel ---- 183131181 ->>183130856 -communism ---- 183131223 ->>183131181 -that was jews desu ---- 183131327 ->>183130856 -E=mc2 -First Automated Car/Motorcycle/Bicycle -Telescope -Microphone -Zyklon B lol ---- 183131371 ->>183130856 -the first programmable digital computer invented by Konrad Zuse ---- 183131547 -Puerco araña, puerco araña -Al mal ataca con su telaraña -Su colita retorcida -Da besitos con su trompita ---- 183131713 ->>183131371 -Also the first attempt of shrinking computers to practical sizes by Heinz Nixdorf. -He fitted computers of the size of a wardrobe inside an office desk, so that every clerk on every desk can have a computer. ---- 183131768 ->>183131713 ->>183131371 ->>183131327 -These are all things that inevitably were to be developed, it was just a matter of who did it quickest. Like the bomb ---- 183131847 ->>183128844 -Größe Milch ---- 183131959 ->>183131768 ->The inventions…. Were invented? ---- 183131967 ->>183126765 (OP) - -That's not the worst things the Germans have ever been obsessed with ---- 183132104 ->>183130971 ->>183130983 ->>183131158 ->>183131327 ->>183131371 -Good -Now name 5 things that were worthwhile ---- 183132198 -could someone share a german joke please ? ---- 183132298 ->>183130856 -overcomplicated bureaucracy ---- 183132302 ->>183129749 -this. no niggers in france would be better for france's tourism, economy, crime, and many other things. ---- 183132371 ->>183126765 (OP) -OH MEIN GOTT SPIDERSCHWEIN! -OHHHH JA JA SCHLIEBEN FLEEB HACH JURGEFLACHTUNG *snort-laugh* ---- 183132744 ->>183130856 -computers -cars -rockets -white work ethic -60000000 less jews ---- 183132845 ->>183132198 -was trennt dem Mensch vom Tier? -das Mittelmeer. - -what differentiates the man from the animal? -the mediterranean sea. ---- 183132962 ->>183132845 -that was really good, wrote it down ---- 183133017 ->>183126765 (OP) -They also like to watch this really old British Sketch on New year ->>183132845 -How do you even come up with these words? ---- 183133235 ->>183133017 -why say "mittlere Meer" when you could just put 1 and 1 together -using adjectives to name oceans is stupid ---- 183133303 ->>183126765 (OP) -Because the pig looks german ---- 183133417 ->>183126816 ->>183126846 - -real n true ---- 183133474 ->>183127241 ->German going to Japan to teach English -Germans speak English almost as bad as japs do. ---- 183133503 ->>183129196 -The town in Kiki’s Delivery Service is based on Stockholm’s old town. ---- 183133645 ->>183127142 ->59% white -With the U.S. population that's roughly 192,000,000 people of which a significant portion of that is of primarily German ancestry(around 42 million). Germany's population is 84 million of which ethnic Germans make up 74% of your population roughly 60,000,000 many of these ethnic Germans are old and your ethnic group is facing demographic collapse. Your cities are becoming less German every year American Germans will outlast Germans in Germany. -TL:DR = pic related diff --git a/tv/183127029.txt b/tv/183127029.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 07b330fbe3676665d6f0f17b4bc231b0b796fde1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183127029.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,357 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183127029 -Cast him. ---- 183127138 ->>183127029 (OP) -idris elba ---- 183127189 ->>183127029 (OP) -He looks downright sinister. ---- 183127216 ->Sicilian - -Idris Elba 100%. ---- 183127233 ->>183127138 -The sad part is you think you're funny. ---- 183127286 ->>183127029 (OP) -A white man ---- 183127311 ->>183127189 -(((Hollywood))) conditioning is truly something else ---- 183127316 ->>183127216 -Sicilians have little or no subsaharan admixture. Evola has a Norman look about him. Subsaharans exhibit more simian traits, such as a high degree of prognasthism, flat and wide nostrils, and a small prefrontal cortex. ---- 183127321 ->>183127029 (OP) -Don't know who that is but obviously nic cage ---- 183127341 ->>183127267 ->yet another /pol/ meme that trannies try to make their own -You don't pass btw. ---- 183127345 ->>183127316 -have sex ---- 183127372 ->>183127321 -Kek ---- 183127382 ->>183127341 -shitalians don't pass as human ---- 183127411 ->>183127345 -I do frequently. What will you cope with next? ---- 183127442 ->>183127382 -Brown hands typed this. ---- 183127470 ->>183127029 (OP) ---- 183127483 ->>183127311 -I looked him up and he sounds extremely based but he looks like a dark lord. ---- 183127539 ->>183127442 ->>183127411 ---- 183127550 ->>183127345 -Evolachads have sex all the time, I was down at the bar 2 nights ago and girls were approaching me the whole time. ---- 183127571 ->>183127550 ->Evolachads have sex all the time -with kids and dogs, yeah ---- 183127614 ->>183127460 ->>183127470 -Dude looks strikingly similar to the OP pic but other pictures of Evola shown from the other side are very different. Kind of weird honestly. ---- 183127665 ->>183127571 ->assblasted leftcuck projecting -I dude said he wanted to watch me fuck his milf wife. U mad tranny? All you have to do is not be fat, dress well, and exude solar superiority. Cope. ---- 183127702 ->>183127665 -weird fantasy to make up on the internet but okay ---- 183127711 ->>183127571 ->with kids and dogs, yeah -Since when have Traditionalists been advocates for LGBTAQQTAI2S+? ---- 183127756 ->>183127702 ->n-no thats not true! -Nice cope. I also have more money than you, you won't believe me when I tell you my nw. ---- 183127815 ->>183127756 -even if any of that was true you'd still be shitalian so... ---- 183128082 -one of the two guys in the decameron who "welcome" ciapeletto about halfway through the movie ---- 183128168 ->>183127815 -Not him but can confirm that the average Evola fanboy is pretty successful in terms of getting girls and having money and stuff. I know a few offsite, all of them except 1 have a house and a wife and at least one kid. The other one is only 21 and gets lots of girls in college studying finance. - -It makes sense since he is all about hyper-masculine, heroic and aristocratic ideals. You can even compare e-celebs, the right wing ones are in shape or ripped, positive role models that people would look up to irl, while the left wing ones are fat slobs that frequently don't even know what gender they are. - -Pic related is my gf (female) trying to read Revolt. She got filtered pretty fast but the pic is good. ---- 183128305 ->>183127029 (OP) -Rufus Sewell. ---- 183128347 ->>183127815 -I'm 50/50 English/Scottish. ---- 183128783 ->>183127029 (OP) -Armand Assante ---- 183128925 ->>183127029 (OP) -I know he was Sicilian but he looked somewhat Germanic in a way desu ---- 183129144 ->dude nazi magic lmao -Liking Evola is 100% a flag that a guy is an edgelord who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. ---- 183129201 ->>183129144 -this but liking Gramsci/Frankfurt school shit and talking about "late stage capitalism" ---- 183129330 ->>183128168 -Crazy how much you can tell about a woman based on the wash of her jeans and the kind of shoes she wears. ---- 183129529 ->>183129144 ->a guy is an edgelord -Oh no, you mean he doesn't care about being politically correct or hurting your feelings? poor snowflake. ->who thinks he's smarter than he actually is -Doesn't mean anything. If you're well-read enough to follow Evola's writings you're already intelligent enough. ---- 183129569 ->>183127029 (OP) -YO DIS NIGGA WEARING A MONOCLE N SHEEEEIT ---- 183129655 ->>183127460 ->>183127470 -Paulie looked more like Evola than him desu ---- 183129863 ->>183127029 (OP) -bro got a villain ass name too ---- 183129918 ->>183127029 (OP) -Alfred Molina ---- 183129919 ->>183127460 ->>183127470 ->>183127614 ->>183129655 -Silvio's the one who looks like him ---- 183130602 -le bump ---- 183130752 ->>183128925 -You might be surprised but /pol/ memes about italians being subsaharian do not reflect reality. ---- 183130820 ->>183127316 -my cousin was sicilian, was in and out of prison his entire life, and killed himself with fentanyl five years ago. you mutts aren't white and don't act white. ---- 183130899 ->>183130752 -that plus Normans settled in Sicily and he almost certainly has Norman blood. Also could have Lombard, Vandal, and Goth blood too. ---- 183130922 -Timothee Chalamet. ---- 183130963 ->>183130752 ---- 183130969 ->>183127483 ->he looks like a dark lord ---- 183131070 ->>183131004 -Evola didn't look like that though. He could pass as German or British. ---- 183131111 ->>183131070 -alright i'm done. this is getting way too delusional. ---- 183131166 -What's with this anon and italians specifically? I never see him shitposti g about greeks or spaniards, he has a bone to pick with specifically italians. -Maybe his wife went on "vacation" there without him? ---- 183131300 ->>183131166 -It's just some tranny trying to start infighting in a /pol/ thread ---- 183131351 ->>183127029 (OP) ->rightoids have one (1) intellectual ->he's a retard ---- 183131453 ->>183131351 -The grand majority of philosophers would be considered to be right wing extremists if they expressed the same ideas they did in their times today. -But yeah evola is a retard lmao ---- 183131492 ->>183131453 ->>183131351 -I wonder if you've read his books. I consider him a reprehensible person but some of his writings are extremely isnightful. ---- 183131567 ->>183131004 -Ancient North Africans (Berbers) were actually very white. I'm talking pale skin, blue or green eyes, and blond or red-blond/brown hair. ---- 183131575 ->>183131300 -nigger. ---- 183131686 ->>183131453 ->The grand majority of philosophers would be considered to be right wing extremists if they expressed the same ideas they did in their times today. -That's no way to look at it. Many of them were progressives for their time, but if they're from centuries ago of course they'd be considered dated by modern standards. ---- 183131707 ->>183131453 -No he isn't, his ideas build on those of Plato, Nietzsche, Stirner, Guenon and many other ancients. You can't even engage in a discussion at the necessary level to try to refute him. - ->>183131351 -They have lots. This just shows how ignorant you are. ---- 183131775 ->>183131492 ->Dude le magic of ur dude ->I didn't copy from guenon I promise -He was not stupid but he was a schizo ---- 183131788 ->>183131707 ->Nietzsche, Stirner ->ancients ->mentioning the joke that is Guenon at all -Dumb reddit spacing tard. ---- 183131829 ->>183131686 -Mussolini was a progressive for his time. -Also no, the "progress" for many of them has nothing to do with what the modern left considers "progress" ---- 183131898 ->>183127029 (OP) -Hello, spidermensch ---- 183131916 ->>183131775 ->copying - -Neither Guénon nor Evola aspired to be modern philosophers. In ancient philosophy lack of originality was generally considered a good thing. ---- 183131960 ->>183131686 -Absolute > relative. The majority of all humans ever would be considered "far right" by modern standards. - -Also, you used the term "progressive". What are you progressing towards? because in almost all ways you can see a progression towards greater decline. Do you just use that word because it makes you feel good and righteous? that's how most people seem to use it. ---- 183132010 ->>183131916 -Neither of them have come close to being as insightful as the greeks however, making both lf them mid tier thinkers and top tier schizos. -Nice to read, insightful at times, but you should not take their ideas seriously. ---- 183132022 ->>183127189 -He hated himself for not being hetero, same with spengler. ---- 183132060 ->>183131788 -All of the people I mentioned are highly respected philosophers/thinkers in their own fields, except for Stirner maybe, who is a meme, and Evola only wrote about him/his work tangentially. - -Start arguing any time. I honestly think you're just too low-IQ/low-info to understand Evola, which is why you shy away from discussion. ---- 183132074 ->>183127316 -It’s a black and white picture. Evola was a poop skin and he sticks out from white people like a sore thumb. ---- 183132088 ->>183132010 -Both of them were more concerned with eastern philosophy anyway. ---- 183132100 ->>183132074 -whites are cucks ---- 183132139 ->>183132010 -If you're looking at them as profane philosophers, then yes. ->insightful -What a pseud word. They write primarily about esotericism and spirituality. If you don't believe in that stuff, then don't even bother. - ->>183132022 -Wrong. Evola barely wrote about fags, he didn't care, neither did Spengler. You're projecting your transgenderism/homosexuality on others, which is typical of your kind. ---- 183132141 ->>183128168 -Evola had relationships with men and never married nor had kids. He was a spaghetti bottom. ---- 183132212 ->>183131070 -Medis are fucking delusional. Italians are swarthy dwarves. ---- 183132230 ->>183132074 ->>183132100 ---- 183132238 ->>183132212 -your women love it ---- 183132259 ->>183132230 ---- 183132275 ->>183131351 -Their intellectuals basically say two things: new things are bad and sucking off another man is the most manly thing you can do. ---- 183132285 ->>183127189 -If you think that he looks sinister in OP's pic, just wait until you see Evola when he was younger. - -The dude was literally the second most prominent practitioner of black magic in 1920s and 1930s Europe, only surpassed by Aleister Crowley. ---- 183132292 ->>183132141 ->Evola had relationships with men -Wrong. You're projecting again, fag. ->never married nor had kids. -Because he wasn't for monogamy. He was well known for having affairs with many different famous women, he wrote books on sex. ---- 183132299 -Idris Elba ---- 183132305 ->>183132230 -Why is the italian afraid? ---- 183132337 ->>183127029 (OP) -He looks like a perfect 50/50 blend of 90s de Niro and Pacino. ---- 183132345 ->>183127341 ->lazy 5 second wojak edits that look schizophrenic ->/pol/ meams -Checks out. ---- 183132353 ->>183132212 -Brown hands typed this - ->>183132238 -You're responding to a shitskin/tranny pretending to be white. - ->>183132275 ->sucking off another man is the most manly thing you can do. -Source? - ->>183132285 -Evola didn't practice black magic, he writes about why it's bad. ---- 183132386 ->>183132139 -He barely wrote about homosexuality but a lot about masculinity, which is fantasizing about other man. He and Spengler never had a wife and both have the resentful shameful face for their sexuality. ---- 183132395 ->>183129918 -This is the obvious choice. Literally the first dude I thought of when I stumbled upon the thread. ---- 183132397 ->>183132353 -you will never be russian ---- 183132522 ->>183132386 ->which is fantasizing about other man. -That's completely different from homosexuality, halfwit. Homosexuality is sexual, being pro-masculine has little to do with sexuality. Actually it's usually people who are against masculinity who are faggots, like you. - -You're like a faggot or woman who watches LOTR and says ->OMG THERE GAY XDD -You have no understanding of the reality of things, all you see are projections of your homosexuality everywhere. - -I've also refuted your idiot claim of Evola not marrying or having children, I like how you can't even address it, your arguments are so weak. ---- 183132556 ->>183132397 -I'm Chinese. ---- 183133242 ->>183132522 -So you are attracted to men but shame yourself for it? Why is that? If you like penis then why not just embrace it and stop caring what conservatives think? ---- 183133265 ->>183127029 (OP) -Jerry Orbach ---- 183133287 ->>183132522 -Evola never married and had no kids. You refuted shit. I bet you stare at other men in public. ---- 183133360 ->>183133287 -He specifically stated why he decided against that. Homosexuality is hardly the only conceivable reason to forgo marriage. ---- 183133392 -Is it true Evola invented sneed? ---- 183133479 ->>183133287 -Evola never married or had kids because he was blown up by a bomb in WW2. He spent the rest of his life paralyzed from the waist down and was impotent due to the destruction of his spinal cord. ---- 183133504 ->>183127460 -this could work. if only imperioli wasn't such a faggot though ---- 183133654 -Why are there so many people like evola that must for men? I never understood the need for conservative ideas when people deny their own sexual orientation. I think people should love whoever they love, regardless of gender and we would have way less conservatives and people like evola if we accepted same sex relationships. ---- 183133718 ->>183133654 ->ehehe hes gay - -boring desu diff --git a/tv/183127101.txt b/tv/183127101.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 858e772eca9b50ee24139aa238b35f4ea722d325..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183127101.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,77 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183127101 -This is everything ---- 183127161 -chudworths lost -oppressive tyrants lost -free thinkers and freedom fighters won ---- 183127182 ->>183127101 (OP) ->let me tell you about your own culture -Why are mutts like that ? ---- 183127188 -Cleopatra was a real person -Cleopatra had light skin -This is far more fucked than Black Ariel ---- 183127232 -Tbf when have Change.org’s petitions actually made a difference on anything, ever? ---- 183128735 ->>183127161 ->Free thinkers and freedom fighters fight for oppressing an entire people and rewriting their history to erase their historical achievements -Waiting for this definition to hit the dictionaries. ---- 183129347 -Nobody of any skin tone or any ethnicity will be nearly as important as the almighty African American. ---- 183129411 ->>183128735 ->for oppressing an entire people -Who? Whites? Egyptians? - ->and rewriting their history to erase their historical achievements -Greeks? They did that themselves. Twice. ---- 183130291 ->>183127101 (OP) - -What the fuck did the rest of the world do to deserve Jews? ---- 183130471 -There’s no way Native Egyptians approve of this. It’s literally their history being blackwashed by ignorant Americans. ---- 183130494 -WE ---- 183130571 ->>183127101 (OP) -Right wing cancel culture at it again ---- 183130612 -Can somebody give me a qrd why american nigs started to claim egyptian history? It can’t just be “wez african and theyz be african” can it? ---- 183130955 ->>183127101 (OP) -SHIT ---- 183130980 ->>183127101 (OP) -ASSHOLE ---- 183131095 ->>183127101 (OP) -First Graham Hancock and now Queen Cleopatra. Why does Netflix hate Egypt? ---- 183131112 ->>183130471 ->implying native egyptians give a shit about some american culture war show ---- 183131861 ->>183131112 -How would Americans feel about a documentary saying George Washington Carver was a white German slaveowner who hated Jesus? ---- 183132092 ->>183130612 -everything on africa is the niggered niggest shit and no other human being lived there ever ---- 183132164 ->>183127188 -STOP PRETENDING TO CARE YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER TOSSER ---- 183132503 ->>183130612 -Pan-African was more or less accepted as a legitimate field of study by US academia in the 60's. It's part of the greater post-modernist movement of tearing down anything seen as deriving from White Eurocentric patriarchy, akin to feminism only even more retarded. ---- 183132535 ->>183132503 -*Pan-Africanism ---- 183133546 ->>183131861 -I wouldn't know, I'm not American. ---- 183133577 ->>183132503 ->It's part of the greater post-modernist movement of tearing down anything seen as deriving from White Eurocentric -Good. Any culture that doesn't castrate and murder you people on the spot is not worth keeping around. Until we have a culture where you don't exist, the west will have to be destroyed. diff --git a/tv/183127118.txt b/tv/183127118.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d59f7d3ec8d397ea6d18ed5b3800ac1ef8afe17a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183127118.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183127118 -*record scratch* -*freeze frame* ---- 183127881 ->Noooo ->I’m sorry Kaleb ---- 183129953 -Anytime I feel like I got ripped off or tricked I think about this scene. ---- 183130074 -I watched this movie for the first time and lost my shit when he actually said ->OH N- ---- 183131146 -Shoulda just gotten his shine box ---- 183132517 ->>183127118 (OP) diff --git a/tv/183127120.txt b/tv/183127120.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f455ef404d90ef44091efd0bfad051969be7ba68..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183127120.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,150 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183127120 -Moff Gideon speaks to Grand Admiral Thrawn as a hologram. Most of the Mandalorians are killed by Gideon's forces. Din and Gideon have a big fight, and Din is losing until Grogu in his IG-12 suit jumps in and helps drop Gideon to his death. Mando removes his helmet and says goodbye to Grogu as he dies from his injuries. Bo Katan ends up being the only surviving Mandalorian in the battle. A funeral is held for all the deceased Mandalorians. Bo returns Grogu to Luke Skywalker, who's now training a young Ben Solo. Bo flies off and is officially the main character going forward. Credit scene teases the rise of Thrawn. ---- 183127193 ->>183127120 (OP) -Terrible enough to be true. Gynocentrism all the way. ---- 183127549 ->>183127120 (OP) ->Kathleen always wins ->Doomcuck eternally BTFO'd. -You love to see it, folks. ---- 183127580 ->>183127549 -Cringe, go back to /r/saltierthanKrayt ---- 183127778 ->>183127120 (OP) ->Bo returns Grogu to Luke Skywalker - -They wont do that, because this means Yeed gets killed by Darth Incel but they probably plan to stuff him into the Mareysue movie to sell more merchandise ---- 183127817 ->>183127549 ->simping for old hag ---- 183127876 ->>183127120 (OP) -You're a liar, there was already a spoiler image posted earlier that shows you just larped this. ---- 183127924 ->>183127549 -They wrote doomcock into she hulk as the villain. -Doomcock has not yet had it dawn on him that KK is leaking info to him just to fuck with and humiliate him further at this point. ---- 183128028 ->>183127120 (OP) ->Bo returns Grogu to Luke - -You fucked up OP, no one can be this stupid to have the same ending as s2 because it’s literally ending in the same place but with Mando being replaced by Womando ---- 183128323 -Sounds too good to be true but after TLJ anything is possible. It is pretty incredible how Disney spent 4 billion on Star Wars so a middle aged woman could use it as a vehicle for working out her insecurities and hatred of men. ---- 183128456 ->>183127120 (OP) -Damn, I feel bad for Katee. She's going to get all the hate because of Kennedy's stupid decisions. ---- 183128486 ->>183127120 (OP) -What's really going to happen... -Big space battle, mando asses being severely kicked. -Armorer is going to trojan horse their flleet somehow, and run off with the dark saber cause shes a maul-dalorian. -Repubic are gonna save the day in the big everybody clapped moment, Zeb and that chink are going to fly xwings. -Katie is going to ride the mythosaur and do something for another everybody clapped moment. -Din and grogu are going to mostly do fuck all, get rescued by katie again, they wont have the balls to kill him so they will keep writing him into a background extra. -There will be some further thrawn tease actually seeing him. -And then the episodes going to end with a big yawn. having inched the story forward almost not at all. ---- 183128881 ->>183127876 -post it? ---- 183129001 ->>183127876 -Show the proof ---- 183129012 -This isn't in any way believable. Disney doesn't kill anyone important. ---- 183129129 -Disney plus shows are notorious for having dogshit finales. The only thing notable that'll happen is grand admiral thrawn will make an appearance at the end to tease the Ashoka show. ---- 183129205 ->>183129001 ->killing off all the random mandalorians (aka Filoni's chosen people) ->not killing off Din ->giving Grogu back to Luke ->Luke showing up ->Moff Gideon, their only antagonist, dying ->not ending on a cliffhanger setting up a new storyline dedicated to Bo Katan or advertising Ahsoka -Yep, this is obviously fake ---- 183129208 ->>183129012 -Din Djarin isn't important to Kennedy. He's a fucking male. ---- 183130633 ->>183127120 (OP) -But I love Din. ---- 183130935 ->>183127549 ->doomcock - ->I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY FROM A TRUSTWORTHY SOURCE THAT KATHLEEN KENNEDY WILL BE FIRED WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ---- 183130952 ->>183127120 (OP) -Nice repost ---- 183130981 ->>183128486 -This but Din will be put on carbonite ---- 183130998 ->>183130935 ->Folks, all my Hollywood insiders told me that she's leaving during SW Celebration. It's happening. Remember to like and subscribe ---- 183131030 -I've seen it already. -Grogu says "This is the Way" when him and Din are fighting off the Praetorian guard. Both live ---- 183131153 -And then Indiana Jones started sucking Abraham Lincoln's dick in the back seat of the Batmobile ---- 183131599 ->>183131153 -This is the way ---- 183131612 ->>183127120 (OP) ->Moff Gideon speaks to Grand Admiral Thrawn as a hologram. Most of the Mandalorians are kill -BORED ---- 183131826 ->>183127549 -Isn't it just insane if you think about how much money this one single woman has lost the whole company and they are still pretending she's some kind of creative genius who has never done anything wrong? Literally every executive decision she made led to a commercial failure. -So what if she has dirt on someone? Even if it's Spielberg's CP collection it surely isn't worth this much money. Hire a fucking sicario to run her down or something, it would definitely be fucking cheaper than keeping her around! Boggles the mind. ---- 183131951 ->>183131826 -I'm just accepting it's something I will never understand. ---- 183132052 ->>183131826 -I don't understand how she can still have a job in this industry after all these years. -Perhaps - like you said - she has dirt on everyone, or it's just politics. ---- 183132099 ->>183127120 (OP) -BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!! -This is great!! -More dogshit disney SWINO bombing!!!! - -Bring on the Wahmandalorian!!! -BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---- 183132123 ->>183127120 (OP) -I don’t even watch the show and I know this isn’t true ---- 183132137 ->>183127549 -LOSING MONEY IS WINNING!! -WHAT A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!! -BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---- 183132232 ->>183132137 -It's not about money, it's about sending a message. The Force is Female. ---- 183132264 ->>183127120 (OP) -Bullcrap except Thrawn tease ---- 183132328 -Zero percent chance they kill off Mando without milking THE FINAL SEASON as hard as possible ---- 183132682 ->>183132232 -LET'S SEND A MESSAGE AND LOSE MONEY!!!!! - -OMG!! THAT'S SO FUCKING STUPID!! - -BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -NO NO STOP!!! -BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ---- 183133014 ->>183127120 (OP) ->thinking they'll let Din die before he's shown up in the Avengers cross-over movie Filoni is making ---- 183133729 ->>183127120 (OP) -i saw this same picture and copypasta with like 5 different small edits in the last week alone can you despicable mouseshill faggots get better material at least diff --git a/tv/183127559.txt b/tv/183127559.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 579039788505e5f2260faaeb7b47e8dd2f9d124b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183127559.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,145 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183127559 -why exactly did people hate this kino again ? ---- 183127587 -buck broken by spino ---- 183127643 -Cuz it sucked ---- 183128055 ->Contrarian opinion ---- 183128118 ->>183127559 (OP) -The mom was super annoying. The did a poor job casting the part. The parents were supposed to be ridiculous sure, but the dad was much more bearable to have on screen. The movie didn't really have that great of a finale. It just sort of randomly ends with the military showing up and saving them. There's still a lot of fun in different scenes though ---- 183128124 -Tea Leoni ---- 183128355 ->>183128118 -i heard somewhere the script wasn't finished while filming. i do like the idea though of dr. grant getting "tricked" to come to the island and i liked the side charackters. - ->>183128124 -mmhh me gusta ---- 183128398 ->>183127559 (OP) -Because the T-Rex got offed. Fuck unrealistic Spinosaurs. ---- 183128427 -What killed the crew on the boat? ---- 183128464 ->>183128427 -a dinosaur ---- 183128478 ->>183127559 (OP) -No reason. Was a fun movie. Action gets going real fast too. - ->>183128215 -Literal kino. ---- 183128525 ->>183127559 (OP) ->t rex got rekt by shiny new dinosaur™ ->annoying fuck little kid who should be dead 1000x times over ->somehow, billy has returned ->Udesky and Cooper getting ded so early ---- 183128541 ->>183128118 ->>183128124 -The parents were annoying on purpose. If I was on the island with a young Tea Leoni, I'd hate rape her and leave her for the dinos later. ---- 183128555 ->>183128464 -nah, just a boring Great White Shark ---- 183128560 ->>183128427 -I thought it was Spino who did it. ---- 183128579 ->>183128118 ->>183128124 -I remember her whining that she screamed too much in the movie. ---- 183129057 ->>183128427 -Nothing, it was an insurance scam. ---- 183129173 ->>183128124 -I prefer coffee. ---- 183129209 -it dabbed on trex ---- 183129211 -CGI is still pretty good, it has aged well. - -The plot is lame but good action sequences ---- 183129250 ->>183128124 - -she's pretty hot ---- 183129257 ->>183127559 (OP) -Because part 2 killed the franchise ---- 183129465 ->>183129257 -When I was a kid I loved parts 1 and 3, but I always thought part 2 was boring. ---- 183129518 ->>183129465 -Lost World was awesome and I'd rate it above part 3. ---- 183129562 ->>183129465 -As a kid it was boring. As an adult, it's laughably bad. If part 3 was part 2 and the original part 2 never existed, then the franchise would always have been remembered as a duo, instead of just the first one "and those other two". ---- 183129567 ->>183129465 -Part 2 had two kino parts. The part where the t-rex is pushing the caravan off a cliff and the part where the t-rex is set loose in a suburban town. - -Apparently the last part of JP2 was supposed to be the plot of JP3 (dinos getting loose in a city). ---- 183129623 ->>183129465 -The nigger girl in part 2 killing the raptor with gymnastics pissed me off. Even child-me thought this was fucking trash. ---- 183129661 ->>183129623 -In retrospect, it's actually pretty hilarious and one of the most memorable scenes in the entire franchise. -Memorable because of how ridiculously stupid it was, but that's more interesting than any of the boring shit in the World movies ---- 183129730 -I recently rewatched it. I liked it much more because I recognized it as a brainless 90 minute action thriller. I actually thought less of Lost World on rewatch, it was too aware of itself, too Spielberg-ian, copying Jurassic World too hard. ---- 183129767 ->>183129730 -Jurassic Park* ---- 183129803 ->>183128427 -Nnnnnahhhhhh, not yet ---- 183129835 ->>183128427 -i always assumed it was the pterodactyl ---- 183129864 ->>183127559 (OP) -For a movie about dinosaurs and pterodactyls is kind of dull. ---- 183129922 ->>183128427 -The same ninja Dinosaur that killed the ship holding the T-Rex in 2. ---- 183129933 ->>183129803 ---- 183129985 ->>183129922 -It also killed Mr. Arnold in the first movie ---- 183130001 ->>183129465 -2 is a bad movie with some awesome scenes but too much garbage between them. It also has the worse character in the franchise. ---- 183130103 ->>183130001 -the Zevon vibes were too strong -nothing could be done to keep Tembo from being the best character ---- 183130202 ->>183129985 -We're Samuel Jackson's hands really that big? Those are fucking ridiculous mits ---- 183130342 ->>183130103 -Based Warren Zevon appreciator. ---- 183131297 ->>183128124 -810 face -5/10 body until she got milfy in Family Man ---- 183131791 ->>183129465 -*unexplained dead crew ---- 183132310 ->>183128124 -teachads rise up ---- 183133720 ->>183128427 -as a kid I was certain there was a split second shot of a pteradactyl wing when they pass through the cloud, but I've never seen anyone bring it up or reference it so I just assume it was my imagination. ---- 183133737 ->>183127559 (OP) -It had the best raptors diff --git a/tv/183127993.txt b/tv/183127993.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6aefda0832ad6e129b97cae06fc301c5eafdf45d..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183127993.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,106 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183127993 -Sophia Lillis is one of the actress of her generation. ---- 183128246 ->>183127993 (OP) -cute, healthy feet ---- 183128270 -bitch got weird webbed waterski feet ---- 183128298 -I've masturbated to her bare naked feet over a hundred times ---- 183128307 -Post feet? ---- 183128311 ->>183128270 -Hey, she's not a bitch. You kiss your mom with that mouth? ---- 183128331 ->>183127993 (OP) -Looks more like an actor ---- 183128443 ->>183127993 (OP) -This ape needs intense anal rape ---- 183128673 ->>183128443 ->>183128173 ->>183128298 ->>183128311 -Don't talk about my waifu like that ---- 183128755 ->>183127993 (OP) ->she drinks the entire barrel of ale - -beer gut coming in nicely that's most definitely what's up. ---- 183128767 ->>183128673 -that's a woman? -fucking americans I swear ---- 183128825 ->>183128767 -shut up fagot ---- 183128868 -she looks like she drinks too much ---- 183128888 ->>183128868 -she looks like pedro pascal without the mustache ---- 183128906 ->>183127993 (OP) -I am sort of obsessed with her. It's surreal she was born in 2002, as someone born in 2000 she's the first actress I've crushed on who is younger than I am. ---- 183129168 ->>183128825 -I love Sophia as much as you do, but there is NO WAY that she will not troon out in the next 5 years. It's inevitable. She just refuses to look feminine. ---- 183129234 ->>183128888 -She's a beautiful Irish lass, cope ---- 183129414 ->>183128173 ->>183128246 ->>183128270 ->>183128298 ->>183128307 -There will come a time when all footfags will be put to death, and there will be no mercy for any of you on the day of the lego block. ---- 183129494 ->>183129414 -Feet are mainstream now. Footchads won for eternity ---- 183129533 ->>183128906 -I'm obsessed with her and I'm in my thirties. There's a consistent tale to it, "she reminds me of the one that got away." Evidently everyone dated a Sophia at some point. - -Mine could have been her sister. Same smile, same hair, same voice, same phenotype, except she was 5'5, a little anorexic and had green eyes. Perkiest, most perfectly round little boobs I'd ever seen in my life. - -Shame she was nuts. ---- 183129566 ->>183129494 -Foot shit will never be mainstream. ---- 183129574 ->>183129414 -Keep dreaming you fucking tranny. Hurry up grab a rope and end yourself right now ---- 183129721 ->>183129168 ->She just refuses to look feminine -She's incapable of doing so. ---- 183130015 ->>183129721 -Actually, this has been deboonked. ---- 183130053 ->>183129574 -Bullshit, you're trying to create an artificial association with something widely disliked because you know no one fucking likes footfags. 85% of the world does not have a foot fetish. Do you get that you fucking sick fuck? You are the vast minority. Shut the fuck up. ---- 183130057 ->>183129168 -Are you saying that she could be a scissors girl? ---- 183130059 -How many times did she fap to thinking about that IT scene? She's looks a goer. I personally find it disgusting. ---- 183130508 ->>183130059 -She was the best of that movie ---- 183131180 -autism ---- 183131405 ->>183128868 -It's joever ---- 183131549 ->>183131405 -I'd like to drink Sophia's pint if you know what I mean ---- 183132871 -bump for cute monke ---- 183133344 -There should be at least one active Sophia thread on /tv/ at all times. diff --git a/tv/183128035.txt b/tv/183128035.txt deleted file mode 100644 index af765ed613aad9cb9774f3221cd8470bc3a7cc10..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183128035.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,92 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183128035 -How the fuck does live ammo show up on a movie set? ---- 183128080 ->>183128035 (OP) -Satanic hollywood sacrifice ---- 183128148 ->>183128080 -the only acceptable answer ---- 183128167 -It bothers me the family went out for breakfast with the killer. ---- 183128174 -women ---- 183128190 ->>183128035 (OP) - -live ammo is a million times more common than dummy rounds in the real world. The thinking is that it somehow got mixed in with some dummy rounds at some point and may have been used in productions for years. Since it is used for display in gun-belts or loading and unloaded its never fired or used up during a production and can be recycled. When baldwin negligently shot that women more live rounds were found in the gun-belt he was wearing during the scene. ---- 183128198 ->>183128167 -It bothers me they still sued Alec Baldwin after he paid for that meal. ---- 183128228 ->>183128035 (OP) -weren't they shooting guns with live ammo for fun during off hours ---- 183128237 ->>183128167 ->so you know kid *burp* these kind of things happen from time to ti-, you gonna eat those hashbrowns? These things happen from time to time and you know your mother was a great piece of ass and I feel horrible *burp* but it's time to move on, I mean, she killed (checks phone for 20 seconds) herself technically you know? All in all I think this might build character and I think you're gonna be just fine. Hey miss can I get a refill on this coffee? What's the damage by the way? Oh really? Alright well I have to get out of here. Here's my assistants phone number if you ever ne- *burp* anything. Alright champ see you later ---- 183128397 ->>183128035 (OP) -Incompetence and negligence on the part of a number of people involved in the production. ---- 183129957 ->>183128035 (OP) -pre Ukraine war shot fired on behalf of Putin -Baldwin = sleeper agent ---- 183130130 ->>183128035 (OP) -blanks are still "live ammo" in that they have hunpower and go bang. lurk /k/ for a while if you actually want to learn this shit. ---- 183130237 ->>183128190 -have you ever seen a dummy round? It doesn't look like real deal, at all. ---- 183130293 ->>183128035 (OP) -people like to have fun, don't say you wouldn't want to try all that big irons yourself. ---- 183130408 ->>183130237 -...have you? Hollywood dummy rounds are real rounds with the propellant and primer removed. To keep them from being confused with real rounds we add a small bb so it makes a rattling noise. -t. propmaster ---- 183130541 ->>183128190 -simplest solution is usually the most correct. old west revolvers don't need internal modifications to fire blanks unlike semiautos and autos which are modified by hollywood armorers so they can only fire blanks. Somebody probably decided to bring some live ammo to practice plinking during downtime between shots. After all, they're out in the middle of the desert. ---- 183130554 ->>183130408 -that sound soulless. Do you CGI all the muzzle flashes nowadays? ---- 183130663 ->>183130554 -dummy rounds are only for shots where a character is loading rounds into a chamber, magazine, or in the case of revolvers, standing in for real rounds in the cylinder. not for firing scenes. ---- 183130735 ->>183128035 (OP) -SECOND AMENDMENT, YOU COMMIE FUCK ---- 183130764 ->Halyna Anatoliivna Hutchins (Ukrainian: Гaлинa Aнaтoлiївнa Хaтчiнc; née Androsovych,[1] Ukrainian: Aндpocoвич, [ɦɐˈlʲinɐ ɐnɐˈtɔlʲJjJwnɐ ˈxɑtt͡ʃJns (ɐnˈdrɔsowJt͡ʃ)]; April 10, 1979 – October 21, 2021) was a Ukrainian cinematographer. ->Hutchins graduated with a degree in international journalism and worked on documentary films as an investigative journalist in Eastern Europe.[10][11][12] - -i have no proof but i suspect she was killed for being a ukrainian journalist who knew too much. they probably had something on Baldwin and blackmailed him into killing her and taking the fall for it. it's not uncommon for organized crime to force people to take the fall for something if they owe a debt ---- 183130962 ->>183128035 (OP) ---- 183131923 ->>183128167 ->to a DENNYS ---- 183131973 ->>183128035 (OP) -They were using the weapons on set to fuck around and shoot targets with when drunk - Alec Baldwin was the main one doing that. - -it's called negligence, and he should be going to jail. - -Even if handed a weapon and told it's empty, unloaded, or loaded, you should always check. This is one of the first rules of firearms handling. ---- 183131982 ->>183128035 (OP) -The gun...shoots bullets?? ---- 183132019 ->>183128035 (OP) -Well you see when a daddy bullet and a mommy bullet love each other very much... ---- 183132854 ->>183128198 -Where did he take them? Dennys? ---- 183133554 ->>183131923 ->>183132854 -WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS?? ---- 183133569 -Live ammo is used all the damn time when making movies. You think when a person hides behind a door and you see the door get shot up they used squibs? Fuck no, they just film themselves shooting a door with actual bullets - -The fact is the armorer was told not to be on set because nothing was being filmed with guns that day. The producer changed the shoot schedule and did not tell the armorer. Someone took a gun off the armorers cart(against all rules) and yelled cold gun without actually knowing if it was. Alec then fucked around and found out diff --git a/tv/183128384.txt b/tv/183128384.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b740cde3a2cd1daf848d0dfec080cdebe8b16382..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183128384.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,132 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183128384 -Why aren't there many young guy and old woman films? ---- 183128428 ->>183128384 (OP) -old woman are unpleasant to look at ---- 183128433 -hags are ugly ---- 183128716 ->>183128428 ->>183128433 -I find them hotter than younger women ---- 183128954 ->>183128716 -I enjoy some mature porn, not like 60+, but 40s and occasionally 50's. I sure do miss mompov ---- 183128966 -What's the opposite of pedo? ---- 183129003 ->>183128966 -Guys into old hags ---- 183129020 ->>183128954 -Pervnana and Pervmom fill that niche if you're looking for (mostly) POV milfs ---- 183129052 ->>183128966 -gerontophile ---- 183129075 -Why can't we just have one mediocre show where a MILF gets fucked by a younger male? That may as well be the entire plot. ---- 183129130 ->>183129020 -They sure do. ---- 183129152 ->>183129020 -yeah once in awhile they'll have a scene I like, all mainstream actresses though. I miss the high quality amateurs ---- 183129291 ->>183129260 -SAUCE NAO ---- 183129292 ->>183129260 -GRANDMA???????? ---- 183129322 ->>183129260 -sauce ---- 183129346 -Bros, what does having sex with a 50s+ woman feel like? ---- 183129352 ->>183129260 ---- 183129375 ->>183128384 (OP) ->*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* ---- 183129381 ->>183129346 -Saggy and gross ---- 183129804 ->>183129260 -would, and would probably cum in 5 seconds ---- 183129810 ->>183129260 -Women have no shame. ---- 183129826 ->>183129804 -look at mr performer over there ---- 183129954 ->>183129346 -I knew a dude who had a 62 year old sugar mama. She was divorced from some super wealthy attorney. She bought him a brand new BMW, thousands of dollars of designer clothing. But, he said fucking felt like sticking your dick in wet bread dough. It lasted about a year before they moved on. ---- 183130161 ->>183129260 ->>183129291 -Car-ina ---- 183130468 -Sextarians are for breeding and marriage ---- 183131003 -Bump for more granny porn. ---- 183131677 ->>183130161 -Not really searchable. ---- 183131817 ->>183128384 (OP) -There's always Aunt Diane and Jimmy ---- 183132240 ->>183128384 (OP) -Is that everybody hates chris ---- 183132269 ->>183131677 -It is. -https://onlyfans.com/car-ina ---- 183132530 ->>183132269 ->I discover Car-Ina and Rachel Dolezal have OFs on the same day -Today is a day of great learning ---- 183132665 -Granny POV porn and real mature POV porn is a depressingly untapped (hue) market. Mompov had some killers but you’re stuck to the most unknown sites and blurry amateur vids for anything worthwhile nowadays. - ->eternal gilf appreciator married to a woman 46 years older than me ---- 183133083 ->>183132665 -How'd you meet? ---- 183133159 -Old moms and grandma lovers need to die. No one should be getting turned on by middle aged women or grandmas ---- 183133201 ->>183133159 ->No one should be getting turned on by middle aged women -Wrong ---- 183133236 ->>183133159 -You should be happy we exist. Less competition for you trying to get the women you find attractive. ---- 183133252 ->>183128384 (OP) -Because old women are disguising unless they are mothers or grandmothers. ---- 183133290 ->>183133236 ---- 183133318 -Kathia Nobili -You're welcome ---- 183133320 ->>183133083 -Cougarlife. She’s a one in a million considering every other woman on that site was batshit insane, a massive whore, or some bizarre mix between the two. - -Was playing summertime saga and got the desire to spend whatever the membership cost to live out my dream of being with an older woman. Turned out I work well with women almost three times my age. ---- 183133363 ->>183133201 ->>183133290 ->>183133236 ->>183133320 -Degenerates ---- 183133427 -What's disappointing to me is why some pornstars don't stick it out all the way through life - -Lisa Ann could have remained the most popular pornstar through to today if she transitioned from milf porn to mature porn ---- 183133478 ->>183133427 -No one wants to deal with porn producers that long diff --git a/tv/183128883.txt b/tv/183128883.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b25ea85894df42df07ecf5889d27825024f39992..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183128883.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,34 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183128883 ->I must stay behind and die even though we all are getting away easily ->Also I solo'd them all anyway so if everyone stayed they could have easily killed the guards and Gus and rescued Joel - -Why is it that every year television budgets go up but the writing standards go down? 90s syndicated trash had better "minor character sacrifices himself" scenes. ---- 183128938 ->>183128883 (OP) -there are 3 mando threads on page one, this is targeted shilling ---- 183128996 ->>183128883 (OP) -If only he had had Rey's force ability to make the red guards' weapons magically disappear, he might have had a fighting chance. Alas... ---- 183129556 ->>183128883 (OP) -Are you retarded? A show's budget generally goes down between seasons, the exception being something like Game of Thrones. ---- 183129674 -its a show for eight year olds, literately. ---- 183130505 ->>183128883 (OP) -his death signifies faverau has dropped it. ---- 183130890 ->>183128883 (OP) -Him dying was being teased for episodes -I was just waiting for it to happen ---- 183131930 ->>183128883 (OP) - -My guess is that his action figures didnt sell. ---- 183132349 ->>183129674 -This. the company I work for sends me to a lot of grocery stores to collect pricing data, and the only 2 lego sets consistently sold out are the two mandalorian ships. ---- 183132443 ->>183128883 (OP) -The lack of fight choreography pacing really underscores how claustrophobic that surround screen rotoscope stage thing is. diff --git a/tv/183129114.txt b/tv/183129114.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bff5a15f1bca14d1cd57ec6dfd5aa37eb70561fe..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129114.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,104 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129114 -I need a new horror movie to watch that isn't shit. Recommend your faves. ---- 183129150 ->frogposter ---- 183129220 ->>183129114 (OP) -Watch these ---- 183129244 ->>183129114 (OP) -The Empty Man ---- 183130212 -Resolution (2012) -The Endless (2017) -Bone Tomahawk -Thelma -Come True -Coherence -Censor ---- 183130230 ->>183130212 ->Resolution (2012) ->The Endless (2017) -those are overhyped shit. The rest are kino though. ---- 183130268 ->>183130230 -Fuck you, nigger. ---- 183130277 -See No Evil ---- 183130312 ->>183129220 -The Collector is ass ---- 183130327 ->>183130268 -No, see, the concept is great. But they fucked up by messing with their own established rules, especially in the Endless. This completely pissed me off. ---- 183130356 ->>183130230 -Nah The Endless at least is pretty kino. I liked Resolution as well but it doesn't have as much going on of course. ---- 183130387 -I need an anime to watch while I wait for the new AoT episodes to get dubbed. - -Should I watch jutjutsu kaisen, Dr stone, of ranking of kings? ---- 183130399 ->>183129114 (OP) -Hellraiser -Blood Rage -Curtains -Ghoulies -Sleepaway Camp -Saint Maud -Antebellum -XTro -Pontypool ---- 183131035 ->>183130327 -That's fine I just enjoyed them. I'm not even the one who made the recommendation lol. I much prefer Resolution to The Endless. ---- 183131233 -Innkeepers -House of the devil -Shutter (original not remake) -Outwaters (requires high iq) -I can second Resolution but not endless ---- 183131255 ->>183130230 ->t. pleb ---- 183131292 ->>183131233 ->Outwaters (requires high iq) -i saw this and didn't hate it but didn't feel it was more than a 3/5, explain what makes it so kino in your eyes so I might "get it" on a rewatch ---- 183131588 ->>183131292 -Half sarcasm. I think it's carried by its visuals (which is ironic if you have seen it) and a more casual viewer will probably hate it implicitly ---- 183131759 ->>183129114 (OP) -turkish horror movie called Baskin. pls vouch for me if youve seen it ---- 183131779 ->new horror movie -Sound of Violence - Wouldn't call it more than a 7/10 but it's a fun little slasher flick about a musician with synesthesia who gets a high off the sound of pain. Not many kills, but what's there are good. ---- 183131780 ->>183131588 -I actually liked the visuals as well, especially in the second half with the model room, was hoping for some insight into what happened. Best I was able to tell was they crossed some sort of threshold into hell(?) ---- 183131946 ->>183131780 -For me it was the shot of the brothers face in the airplane window as it flew away just so creepy and the visual has been popping into my head randomly ---- 183132718 ->>183131255 -No, you are the pleb. The premise is great, but they fucked up the execution quite badly. Some people are aware of the loop. Some aren't. -It makes no sense. -The brothers escaping makes little sense, too (unless you go for the "they are stuck in the loop ending" but there's very little evidence for that) - -See I'm not just hating on those two movies. I liked the concept enough to analyze them and figure out the flaws. And the flaws won. ---- 183132728 ->>183131946 -That was a good one too. I get most people will complain about the lighting throughout the second half but my biggest gripe is mainly the length. It's two hours when it could've been 90 minutes without much issue ---- 183132872 ->>183129114 (OP) -There are no good horror films. There are only... Acceptable, horror films. Of which I know, but I'm not telling (you). ---- 183132895 ->>183129114 (OP) ->new -Best new horror I've seen this year was probably Bunker. ---- 183133604 ->>183129114 (OP) -watch the wailing diff --git a/tv/183129171.txt b/tv/183129171.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9f183226913950cb516860ec75971fb1e73acfe3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129171.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,105 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129171 -What went so horribly wrong? ---- 183129217 -Marvel ---- 183129266 -They thought they had a monopoly on entertainment that would last forever so they could do whatever they wanted. They didn't realize zoomers were about to steamroll them by generally not giving a fuck about movies or television and they have alienated their existing customers. ---- 183129406 ->>183129171 (OP) -these retards fucked around with magic, casted some spells that were succesful but it got out of their control. -they asked for faggotry to be accepted, now it is, thanks to their own faggotry, faggots are rejecting this shit. jewish mysticists are seething cause everything they asked for worked. there's always a price to pay, don't you know. novice faggots. ---- 183129459 ->>183129171 (OP) -They hired bluehairs and put old lesbians in charge of creative decisions. They worship niggers and trannies, and it bleeds into their products. ---- 183129500 ->>183129171 (OP) -Judaism ---- 183129517 ->>183129171 (OP) ->Star Wars -agreeing to let Kathleen Kennedy become President of Lucasfilm ->Marvel -giving Victoria Alonso creative control after Endgame ->Pixar -letting John Lasseter go ---- 183129601 ->>183129517 -Pixar was on thin ice when John Lassiter was there. They had flops like Good Dinosaur, Monsters University, Finding Dory and Toy Story 4. ---- 183129701 ->>183129517 -Pixar has been ass since Toy Story 3 - -Their new stuff ain't good but if anything it's less bland than their 2010s output ---- 183129896 ->>183129171 (OP) -Buying fox and launching their streaming service at the same time was too much. ---- 183129923 ->>183129171 (OP) -Excessive levels of international Jewry. ---- 183129974 ->>183129171 (OP) -The barrier to entry in their industry keeps getting lower and lower and now their bloated business model is showing its age. They're still chasing general audiences when the future seems to be more about niche audiences. ---- 183130061 ->>183129974 -general audiences are still profitable. the mario movie and top gun show that. the problem is that disney is chasing no audiences ---- 183130205 ->>183130061 -They're still profitable depending on what the movie is. The big spectacle movies still do good and family movies like Mario. I don't think that will stop, but I think it's going to keep getting harder and harder to get general audiences to go out for movies that aren't these big spectacles. ---- 183130246 ->>183129171 (OP) -The suits honestly thought that having a monopoly on all of the big name studios (and in effect, entertainment) would bring in forever cash, so they just stopped trying. -What they don't understand (since they are out of touch), is that to create good art is to be creative and to take risks, and that is what this modern day ginormous conglomerate corporation isn't anymore. Any artist that does create something for Disney and is successful gets their creativity snatched away and corporatized/sequeltized/sanitized to death. - -Unsustainable business model, and I for one, hope that this company goes bankrupt. I know Walt Disney himself would want that if he saw how shit it has become. ---- 183130324 ->>183130205 -im not sure about that. 100% of my friends would rather go to the theater than watch a home release. i think its because movies today suck that nobody goes anymore ---- 183130373 ->>183129171 (OP) - -Anti American company bought by mega Jews. ---- 183130392 ->>183129171 (OP) -Got woke. Went broke. ---- 183130524 ->>183129171 (OP) -Blue hair Sjws went to college, socialized, networked and eventually got jobs in the industry and effectively changed the culture around it, chuds stayed home jerking it to tranny porn complaining on 4chan wondering why the world doesn't change for them ---- 183130956 ->>183130205 - -Mario is g made by Disney and Disney could never make a movie like Mario which is their problem. - -Antman and Black panther 2 lost money. Lightyear and Strange would bombed. Gotg 3 is tracking low and Marvels is expected to do worse. ---- 183131116 ->>183129171 (OP) -remaking their old films instead of taking risks, aka average producer brain shit. they think they can satisfy people off of nostalgia alone. i hope someday they bring back 2D animation because them stop making movies with it has hurt the industry. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkTTcNNdC0g [Embed] ---- 183131127 ->>183130324 -Yeah maybe. The movie going experience has definitely gotten worse. When I was younger the seats were uncomfortable and the food was shit, but I enjoyed going. Now the seats are super comfortable and the food is great and I have little interest in going. Plus one of my friends has his own screening room with one of those vertical projectors so we mostly just go over there now. ---- 183131302 ->>183131127 ->Plus one of my friends has his own screening room with one of those vertical projectors so we mostly just go over there now. -this is rare ---- 183131695 ->>183129517 ->letting John Lasseter go -This still blows my mind. Okay we have American Miyazaki here. The guy that made our company. But he HUGS people too much. He's a serial hugger. We have to fire him because some of the girls can't even. - -Just how much power do these diversity hire incompetents have? Honestly you'd be much better off firing everyone with a vagina. But still, bitch just say no. And if that's too much to ask then just sit him down and declare he has to avoid the HR gremlins and not look or touch them. Why did it have to go to the nuclear option. ---- 183131784 ->>183129171 (OP) -> covid messing up their theatrical releases and theme parks and people preferring to see things at home via streaming -> changing of demographics who aren't into what disney is producing (or that much) -> not currently pumping out anything of serious interest or memorability and nothing in the foreseeable future either -> hiring people who are "good" at writing leftist, progressive points and not much else -> their "formula" is beginning to show (especially with the mcu) and it's getting old fast, basically... -> pumping out too much material too fast (the writing and vfx issues both come to made easily) -> executive and behind the scenes drama. basically screwing up like the dccu is (or was): too much executive meddling, a laundry list of canceled movies and shows, inexperienced or apathetic people put in charge of projects, a lack of direction or someone serious enough to reign everyone and everything in ---- 183133395 ->>183129171 (OP) - -They got too big and they lost themselves. They lost the dream or maybe they lost confidence on their own skills to create something amazing and magical. They bought Pixar and for some reason they stopped making the one thing they were known and loved for. Those classic animation movies were Disney`s identity and they just... gave it up. An now Pixar is overworked and creatively bankrupt. - -And what are they doing now? Forgettable live action remakes of their timeless classics, soulless CGI super hero movies through Marvel studios and even more soulless Star Wars content through Lucasfilms. Everything they`ve bought they`ve turned to forgettable crap. So corrupted that makes one want to cry and beat the living lights out of them at the same time... diff --git a/tv/183129227.txt b/tv/183129227.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ee26dfcf61ef96a37d2c11f626b1321e3719b462..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129227.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,106 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129227 ->The death star...........did what?!? ---- 183129240 ->>183129227 (OP) ->THEY BLEW IT UP? ---- 183129299 ->wait a minute, are you saying that the space station called death star can cause death? ---- 183129342 ->>183129299 ->Surely you must be mistaken, it is named after the death stages of a star, when it collapses into a smaller yet denser form ---- 183130374 ->>183129227 (OP) -So what are Star Wars nips? Geonosians? ---- 183130530 ->>183129227 (OP) -Finally, an actual good use of this meme. ---- 183130582 ->>183129227 (OP) -You mean the Imperial Planetory Ore Extractor ---- 183130583 ->>183129227 (OP) -the rebels were building their own death star anyways ---- 183130603 ->>183130374 -Alderaanians ---- 183130634 -So him? ---- 183130715 ->>183129227 (OP) -The old EU literally had a character like this, a scientist girl who helped design the Death Star who was told it was built for blowing up asteroids for mining. ---- 183130719 ->the Order 66... was executed??? ->I have become Death Star destroyer of Alderaan ---- 183130734 ->>183129227 (OP) ---- 183130808 ->>183130715 -That sounds like the most hilariously retarded thing ever. ---- 183130832 -I don't get this meme ---- 183130879 ->>183130374 -Lando's copilot from Return ---- 183130918 ->>183130808 -It's the story that also invented the Sun Crusher, one of the most retarded ideas ever written in science fiction so yeah. ---- 183131056 ->Ultron... attacked? ---- 183131102 ->>183131056 -kek ---- 183131160 ->Alderaan moved on?!? ---- 183131184 ->tie bombers... did what!? ---- 183131214 ->>183129227 (OP) ->She ain't no.... hollaback girl? ---- 183131307 -Palpatine did WHAT? ---- 183131353 ->>183131307 ->Palpatine returned..........somehow?!? ---- 183131493 ->Anakin... did what?! ---- 183131531 ->>183129227 (OP) -The dark side...was evil?? ---- 183131656 -Let the meme express itself. Trust the process. ---- 183133171 ->it’s treason…then? ---- 183133306 ->>183130719 -Based ---- 183133329 ->>183129227 (OP) -Anon: ->Laughing about Ai, the impending implosion of the MCU, and the rise of Anime as the dominant cultural touchstone for what used to be hollywoods audience -That one faggot ->Continues trying to force memes from movies nobody bothered with ---- 183133342 ->>183130715 -In EU Death Star being mining platform was official Imperial propaganda. Its official name was 'Imperial Planetory Ore Extractor' ---- 183133353 ->>183129227 (OP) ->Star…DESTROYER?? ->>183131493 -HAHA ---- 183133354 ->>183130879 -I thought he was a spic. ---- 183133458 ->>183130918 -Not only was the Sun Crusher stupid as a weapon, but it was also functionally an unstoppable space bullet that would have made a much better weapon. -Book was so bad it turned me off from the EU. ---- 183133498 ->>183130374 -It's obviously these guys, they even do the accent and everything. ---- 183133513 ->>183133458 -It took Stackpole/Zahn's 3 books (I, Jedi/Hand of Thrawn) to mend the damage KJA has done with those trilogy (But I gotta say KJA's Young Jedi Knights were fun) ---- 183133528 ->>183133498 -Forgot pic diff --git a/tv/183129228.txt b/tv/183129228.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b85aa281cecc52b3695cd47e02fe33c62183bb84..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129228.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,284 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129228 -Wait... The Hangover's title in Spanish is "Que Paso Ayer" (what happened yesterday)... kek wtf.. -Post more amusing translations ---- 183129283 -In Mexican OP means faggot ---- 183129284 ->>183129228 (OP) -Jaws is Der Weiße Hai (the white shark) in German. ---- 183129390 -okay ---- 183129448 -apparently it's an expression exclusive to Quebecois that roughly translates to "Don't tell mom the babysitter eats dandelions by the root" which is an expression they use that means someone is dead with sort of the tone we in english would say "she's 6 feet under" or "she sleeps with the fishes" - -Just a completely bizarre choice ---- 183129513 ->>183129228 (OP) -The Chinese translation of The Sixth Sense is 'He's a Ghost!'. ---- 183129633 ->>183129448 -really rolls off the tongue ---- 183129693 ->>183129390 -LOL ---- 183129744 ->>183129513 -kek ---- 183129787 ->>183129284 -In France we call it "Les dents de la mer" which means The sea teeth or Teeth from the sea -The sequel is even better, we get "Les dents de la mer 2", but mer 2 is pronounced "mer de", the french word for shit. -So this sound like "Les dents de la merde", litteraly "The shit teeth" ---- 183129880 ->>183129787 ->The sea teeth -kek ---- 183129940 ->>183129787 -I've heard you French love a good pun, that true? ---- 183129992 ->>183129787 -Good one. ---- 183130048 ->>183129228 (OP) ---- 183130051 -El Bromas ---- 183130264 ->>183130051 -Why is his name spelled differently? Someone’s name is just their name. ---- 183130298 ->>183129228 (OP) -Mo its not. Maybe in latin america but in spain its "resacón" which is the literal translation of hangover ---- 183130303 ->>183129787 ->Teeth from the sea -I like it unironically ---- 183130367 ->>183130298 ---- 183130407 ->>183130367 -I don't see how your post disproves what I said. ---- 183130544 ->>183129228 (OP) -polish title for hangover was 'Kac Vegas' pronounced "kahts"which was pretty catchy -the sequel however... ---- 183130624 ->>183129284 ->>183129787 -Why wouldn't they just translate it to whatever your word for "Jaw" is? ---- 183130671 ->>183130624 -el mandible majora ---- 183130716 ->>183129228 (OP) -Terminator was called "Electronic Killer" in Polish. -Die Hard is translated as "Glass Trap". -Cloverfield was released as "Project Monster". Not in Polish, they just made up a completely different name in English. ---- 183130755 ->>183130407 -Oop ---- 183130779 ->>183130264 -They don't use those letters/sounds in Spanish. I sounds like long e so it's just their phonetic spelling of his name. It's pronounced the same way. ---- 183130781 ->>183130671 -Couldn't it just be called "mandibles"? ---- 183130801 ->>183130716 -Die hard in portuguese was translated to "Duro de Matar" wich means Hard to Kill ---- 183130821 ->>183130407 -What language is que paso ayer? -Is it Spanish? Oh okay, thank you for correcting me. ---- 183130829 ->all the ESLs who don’t translate the titles in the post -jesus christ, we aren’t all spics who know spanish ---- 183130859 ->>183130781 -i dont know. I dont speak spanish. ---- 183130889 ->>183130821 ->Amerimutt doesn't know that there are multiple countries that have the same native language ---- 183130933 ->El Guason ---- 183130947 ->>183130779 -Lithuanians do this all the time. It's state mandated to add "as" to all names. ---- 183130968 ->>183130889 -If I said in Spain in the OP then the retard would have a point. -I didn't and this entire chain is now mind-numbingly stupid "umm achtually" tier posting ---- 183130987 ->>183130933 -this one kinda makes sense because that means someone who likes to joke around in Spanish. But I've never used that or heard word outside of talking about joker ---- 183131069 -In Chinese Fight Club is directly translated to My Alter Ego ---- 183131113 ->>183130821 -As I said, it's latin american spanish. They have their own dubs and localization teams ---- 183131115 -This one always gets me. ---- 183131126 ->>183131069 -Doesn't the ending cut before the explosions and a screen pops up saying the police showed up arrested everyone and disarmed the bombs? ---- 183131177 -In spanish The Hangover title was "Resacón en Las Vegas" "Hangover in las vegas" - -Fuck you all with the anti-spain localization film titles, fuck you ---- 183131202 ->>183131177 -lmao seething ---- 183131232 ->>183130947 -Xias Jinpingas -Joeas Bidenas -Vladimiras Putinas -Arnoldas Schwarzeneggeras -Macaulayas Culkinas -Shias Leboeufas -Pierceas Brosnanas ---- 183131295 ->>183131024 -Joker brazilian poster ---- 183131334 -The Hangover in brazilian portuguese is "Se beber, não case!" which is "If you drink, don't marry!" ---- 183131433 ->>183131334 -That's wrong, i was in Brazil at the time and the real localization was OOK OOK OOH OOH AH AH EEEEE ---- 183131505 ->>183131433 -Why do you say things like this ---- 183131641 -Portuguese: ->the hangover = if you drink, don't get married ->Ferris Bueller's Day Off = enjoing life like crazy ->no country for old men = where the weak has no chance ->oceans eleven = eleven men and one secret ->airplane = fasten the (seat) belt, the pilot is missing ->scream = panic ->scary movie = everybody in panic ---- 183131643 ->>183130947 ->USA is JAV in Lithuanian ---- 183131691 ->>183131641 -What would "the secret" be referring to in Ocean's 11? ---- 183131714 ->>183131643 ->USA is JAV in Lithuanian -that explains a lot... ---- 183131758 ->>183131691 -The whole scheme, i suppose . ---- 183132341 ->>183129390 ->>183129693 -Maybe one of you beaners could translate it too? We don't speak latinx. ---- 183132400 ->>183132341 -Dad Forever if I'm not mistaken ---- 183132417 ->>183132341 -The mr's doubtfire one is fake- it translates to something like potatoes forever which isn't the actual translated title ---- 183132480 ->>183132341 -I'll try asking them in their native tongue. - -Taco taco George Lopez burrito salsa, pierce a baby's ears? ---- 183132777 -In Greece we call the Shawsank Redemption "Final Exit: Rita Hayworth" ---- 183133052 ->>183132480 -Hey! That is racist against taco-Americans! ---- 183133189 ->>183132417 -You're thinking of "papa", which means potatoes. Or Pope. -"Papá" means dad. ---- 183133435 ->>183129228 (OP) ->German - -Gone with the Wind ->Vom Winde verweht (Blown away by the wind) - -Groundhogs Day ->Und täglich grüßt das Murmeltier (And daily greets the marmot) - -Monty Python and the Holy Grail ->Die Ritter der Kokosnuss (Knights of the coconut) - -Stripes ->Ich glaub' mich knutscht ein Elch (I believe I'm kissed by an elk) - -Taken ->96 Hours (Yes, they replaced an English word by another English word...) - -Tremors ->Im Land der Raketen Würmer (In the Land of rocket worms) - -The Basketball Diaries ->Jim Carroll – In den Straßen von New York (Jim Carroll – In the streets of New York) - -The Pacifier ->Der Babynator (The Babynator, I like that one better than the original) - -Alien ->Alien - Das unheimliche Wesen aus einer fremden Welt (Alien - The creepy being from an unknown world, because without that extra text we wouldn't have known what the movie is about) - -Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ->Voll auf die Nüsse (Right in the nuts) - -Liar Liar ->Der Dummschwätzer (The blithering idiot) - -Toy Soldiers ->Boy Soldiers (Like wtf?) - ->Danny the Dog ->Unleashed - Entfesselt - -Captain America: The Winter Solider ->The Return of the First Avenger (I don't get this "swapping English titles for other English titles" thing...) - -My Bodyguard ->Die Schulhofratten von Chicago (The schoolyard rats of Chicago) - -We were Soldiers ->Wir waren Helden (We were heroes) - -Don't Look Now ->Wenn die Gondeln trauer tragen (When the gondolas carry sadness) - -Finding Neverland ->Wenn Träume fliegen lernen (When dreams learn to fly) - -Black Eagle ->Red Hunter - Kampf der Giganten (Red Hunter - Fight of the giants) - -The Deer Hunter ->Die durch die Hölle gehen (Those who walk through hell) - -North by Northwest ->Der unsichtbare Dritte (The invisible third) - -2001: A Space Travesty ->2002 - Durchgeknallt im All (2002 - Bonkers in space, why the fuck 2002???) ---- 183133519 ->>183133435 ->Right in the Nuts -Fucking kek ---- 183133601 ->>183133435 ->Tremors ->Im Land der Raketen Würmer (In the Land of rocket worms) -lol wtf ---- 183133713 ->>183133435 -There should be a law against this kind of shit ---- 183133726 ->>183133435 -Alright, I'm starting to think Hitler was wrong ---- 183133728 ->>183133435 -I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. German is a meme language diff --git a/tv/183129370.txt b/tv/183129370.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 45ece9b2eb3c2cedc6b5f0455f760ecc99b53bc7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129370.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,146 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129370 -What the fuck were they thinking ---- 183129488 ->we need to make the ending worse ---- 183129504 ->lets set up a couple of spin off shows ---- 183129538 -They weren't. ---- 183129753 -how did they get michael c hall back for this shitfest when he thought the original ending sucked and said he'd only come back if the writers come up with something good ---- 183129899 ->>183129488 -It wasn't a worse ending. It was still a bad ending but the original ending was worse ---- 183129945 ->>183129753 -he was making something like a million dollars per episode wasn't he? he probably just needed to buy a summer mansion or something ---- 183130064 ->>183129899 -it was way fucking worse than the original ->all the developement of dexter's character is flushed down the shitter ->same for harrison ->batista is brought back for absolutely no reason ---- 183130157 ->>183130064 ->hey random cop from the boonies ->I think you're hot, wanna fuck? I'm not married ->oh, no? let me tell you about this random kid named Harrison ---- 183130194 ->>183129899 -You are retarded its far worse than the original ending ---- 183130260 -the worst part of new blood is that the original showrunner for seasons 1-4 was behind it -just goes to show that the franchise was doomed no matter what ---- 183130310 ->>183129370 (OP) -His son in this was such a qt twink ---- 183130350 -It didn't end with CyberDoakes saying SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA what an absolute travesty ---- 183130351 ->I JUST INNOCENTLY TRIED TO KILL MY SO CALLED FRIEND WITH A KNIFE ->I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU, DAD -You are literally worse than dexter you little piece of shit. ---- 183130366 ->>183129370 (OP) -indeed, what were they thinking ---- 183130434 ->>183130350 -I can't believe they slept on this. They must realize that their show is basically mexican soap-opera-tier right? The fans have been asking for CyberDoakes for ages but they thumb their noses at us and think they can deliver something that's good and serious instead. But they never can. ---- 183130438 -Honestly, you could have just had Angel shoot him instead of his son and it would have been fine. - -Nostalgia character and he has way more reason to shoot Dexter than Harrison did. ---- 183130464 ->>183130438 -Or Dexter and Angel kiss and become secret lovers that run away to become gay lumberjacks ---- 183130485 -Clancy Brown was pretty good but fuck, the ending killed all the goodwill for the whole franchise and any future spinoffs. ---- 183130509 ->>183129370 (OP) -i don't know but i enjoyed the greenhaired chick undressing and egging on clancy brown's character. sorry she died ---- 183130590 ->>183130438 -The general consensus amongst the people I knew was ->Dexter killing the black cop/coach was out of character ->Not having Angel and Dexter at least in the same room together for a conversation ->Unworthy character killing off Dexter ->annoying blogger/podcaster character (thankfully dies) -A shame because the setting and the main villain were good ---- 183130617 ->>183130509 -This desu, she had great tits. ---- 183130649 ->>183129370 (OP) ->phrase "cis white man" uttered without irony like 4 times ---- 183130668 ->>183129370 (OP) -what was the purpose of this character? -just to be a red herring? ---- 183130682 ->Alexa who is the Bay Harbor Butcher? ->The Bay Harbor Butcher is Dexter Morgan ---- 183130748 ->>183130668 -Likely cut content. -It becomes pretty obvious a lot was cut/rewritten like how the podcaster just dies offscreen. ---- 183130783 ->>183130434 -I hope the writers end up homeless for taking this from us ---- 183130869 ->dexter not knowing what titanium screws are ---- 183131067 ->Dexter, help me solve the case that's been nagging me for years and literally bogs my mind every day ->fuck you Dexter, you're a monster and I'm turning you in -Women ---- 183131207 ->>183130366 -So many creative choices in Dexter will never cease to make me laugh. This one though, they really thought it'd be best to just slap a hippie wig from Goodwill on Michael Hall instead of just casting someone for the age. ---- 183131275 ->>183129899 -it was 100% worse than the original ending u brainlet ---- 183131313 ->>183129370 (OP) ->>183129488 ->GoT will not outdo us ---- 183132062 ->>183129899 -No humor -No masuka -No Miami. No charm. No fun allowed. -Okay, Dexter escaped and went to hiding... - -Shitty snow town. -No cool or funny side characters. No charm. Everyone is annoying. -Wasted villain. -Awful Dexter son. Awful native cop lady. -Terrible dialogue. Annoying shitty ghost deb. -No cool ghost dad. -Dexter is neutered and sad all the time -Absolutely shit ending. Awful Dexter ruining his freedom -Ungrateful son. Retarded son. -No. Sorry . Bad bad. Bad ---- 183132097 ->>183130064 -Ghost Deb was extremely annoying -I missed dad ghost. ---- 183132206 ->>183130351 -Not only that. -The chubby kid that Harrison framed went to jail for life probably. Ruined his life forever ---- 183132649 ->>183129753 -he thought his career would be better when he said that ---- 183132709 ->>183130590 -What was really out of character was Dexter not thinking to not use the black dude's fucking cell phone after murdering him ---- 183132752 ->>183132709 -This season really is the worst season of the entire show. -Dexter fucked up early on too. He fucked up with his kid. He fucked up with his girlfriend cop lady -It's just awful ---- 183132847 -remember when he got shot in the leg and in the next episode he got better ---- 183132917 ->>183130351 -STOPPED RUBBING MY PROSTATE OR ELSE I CUM diff --git a/tv/183129686.txt b/tv/183129686.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e46957056c80f4f7f4a0be75efecefdf8b70e822..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129686.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,52 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129686 -Why did normies not realize that she was the main villain all along? ---- 183129808 ->>183129686 (OP) -There is no main villain when your story has dozens of POVs it constantly changes to and from. The closest thing might be the White Walkers, and we all saw how that turned out. ---- 183129821 ->normies ---- 183129902 ->>183129686 (OP) -They sugar coated her in the show and made all her forces seem like the good guys, plus removed her main rival Aegon who would take the throne before her. In the books, her forces are essentially an army of mindless slave eunuchs and a horde of eastern barbarian cavalry who love to rape. Her advisors are mainly traitors and exiles, including the horrific Imp Tyirion who has no nose and looks even more monstrous. Plus riding three scary, fire-breathing dragons. All the stories Westeros would hear are that she completely destroys city after city and puts tons of people to death. Westerosi would not accept her, so she would attack them and try to force their obedience. ---- 183130087 ->>183129902 ->In the books -Nobody fucking cares. Only retards consume that shit. -Read Faulkner or Conrad, you fucking neanderthal. ---- 183130134 ->>183130087 -shut the fuck up, moron. Op cares. It's why the thread was made. The show failed to do it, so normies didn't realize it. Fucking braindead tranny, go dilate. ---- 183130189 -Having a crazy bitch ruling over the 7 kingdoms would be better than the anarchy and chaos that would inevitably happen 5 minutes after the credits rolled on the finale. ---- 183131164 -One of my friends was legit stunned by this development, he took everything she said at complete face value and did not look at her root motivation for burning all those people. - -One of the things that threw him off was that George and D&D always put Danny in situations where she could get a win-win. She wanted to burn people, but those people just happened to be scum of the earth that the viewers and readers want to see get burned, so they would continue thinking she was a good person, despite the fact that she really deep down wants to burn people alive and the facts and circumstances around them were secondary. - -So when she gets to King's Landing and the people she sought to "save" wanted nothing to do with her, she did what she has always wanted to do. ---- 183131409 ->>183130134 -I wasn't replying to OP, you fucking retard. -And this is a board about TV and film, not landfill pulp fantasy books for virgins. ---- 183131591 ->>183129686 (OP) -Twitter/Reddit needs to jump through hops to justify her sociopathic tendencies because they are also sociopaths and wish they could behave similarly but also need to believe they are Good People(TM). ---- 183131984 -Nice fat arse ---- 183132066 ->>183130087 ->Faulkner or Conrad. -In my country, these men are nothing. ---- 183132145 -I have no idea. I hated her and could never forgive her after killing Dickon Tarly. ---- 183132332 ->>183132145 ---- 183132617 -Because they grew up on traditional narrative structures that make sense to them and allow you to 'just switch your brain off bro' when watching TV. Why do you think TVtropes exists? - ->>183130189 ->anarchy and chaos - -They had an immortal king who could see anywhere, possess animals and travel into the past where he can, at minimum, give someone a stroke. Chaos will be something the people can only yearn for. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzhkwyoe5vI [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183129703.txt b/tv/183129703.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5966d2db25355e3bc37ce513b9b84144a495393c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129703.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,120 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129703 -On May 1st, we will eat well ---- 183129754 -With the amount of times that this keeps happening you would think that the film industry starts taking writers more serious but no, they’re still paid like shit and seen as the least important factor of a movie ---- 183129780 -They’re just going to be replaced with AI script writing bots lmao ---- 183129829 ->last writer's strike basically crippled Hollywood to bring it to the situation they are in now -Lmao, this is the end~ ---- 183129852 -The first time this happened, shows and movies got worse. So since shows and movies are bad, this will cancel it out and they will get good again. ---- 183129879 -i hope the marvels bombs and then cape shit is forced to be put on hold because of the strike, i hope the strike is nice and long, and then finally at the end the writer lose cause they are pozzed faggolas ---- 183129894 ->>183129780 -this ---- 183129909 ->>183129852 -I hope so ---- 183129960 ->>183129879 -Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is coming out next month and no one's taking about it also some outlets are saying it's projected to bomb ---- 183129982 -They just hire scabs and find ways to work around the rules. You people are all retarded. ---- 183130046 ->>183129982 -Did scabs worked back in 2007? ---- 183130231 ->>183129703 (OP) ->work stoppage -What work? Good riddance to lazy hacks. ---- 183130375 ->>183129960 -I have a feeling if I try to watch that I'll be crowded by theater daycare drop offs and balding man children. ---- 183130431 ->>183129703 (OP) -is that a typo? we want woke stoppage ---- 183130528 ->>183129780 -No one would be able to tell the difference anyway ---- 183130568 ->>183129780 -Uh Oh… ---- 183130597 ->>183129703 (OP) ->making ANOTHER thread ---- 183130733 ->>183129852 -the strike is going to make them hire more expensive, more competent people than the ones who are on strike? ---- 183130744 ->>183130568 -We only get the free version (that’s not really free since it’s datamining us). -Studios have an advanced paid version that they’ve probably already been using for years. Fire up a Netflix original and tell me a computer couldn’t write the script. ---- 183130777 ->>183129780 -Yeah, I don't think people realize how accessible this is now. And while writers may complain about AI, they are completely retarded if they don't take advantage of it in every way possible themselves. ---- 183130782 ->>183130733 -Hmm... maybe ---- 183130926 ->>183129852 -Well they can't get worse and even if they do it might at least be more funny to laugh at ---- 183130986 ->>183130568 -They've really neutered it to this extent? Lmao pathetic ---- 183131038 ->be shitty at your job ->get paid shit wages because you're shit -I know how to get more money i'll quit! ---- 183131193 ->>183130568 -You really don't need chatGPT... that's a giganitc general purpose model for imitating everything a reasonable English speaker could say about anything. -Imitating specific bodies of text with predictable structures is actually really simple and you can find free projects that other people have already made or if you're a big studio just hire machine learning people to whip custom stuff up in tensor flow or whatever. - -Look: https://www.tensorflow.org/text/tutorials/text_generation ---- 183131466 -just take old scripts and change the names of characters locations and items ---- 183131484 ->>183130986 -You have no idea how badly it has been neutered. It is now no fun of any kind allowed. ---- 183131515 ->>183129703 (OP) -Doesn’t Hollywood have thousands of scripts they bought they never use? - -Just use one of those? ---- 183131519 ->>183129780 -AI can't write at that level yet. Why do people keep pretending it can do more than it does? ---- 183131573 ->>183131515 -Rewrites then become an issue. This is how stupid this industry is. ---- 183132545 ->>183130733 -If they are no longer forced to have DEI bullshit hires who actively make shit worse, then yes, the quality would improve with the strike. ---- 183132640 -Ooohhhh nooooo where else will we find massive geniuses to write such masterfully crafted scripts such as>x character but he’s a nigger now -???????? ---- 183132686 ->>183131515 -they ran out of those ---- 183132763 ->>183129780 ->when AI starts tossing out bangers while all the hack writers sit on twatter all day virtue signalling ---- 183132889 ->>183130986 -Its not neutered, the AI just literally can't handle that many tokens. ---- 183132905 ->>183131519 -It's already pretty good with the publicly available chatbots so they must have more advanced versions that aren't public yet. Besides even if they don't I'm sure they'd be willing to spend a little extra money on accelerating chatbots if it means they no longer have to pay writers. ---- 183132936 ->>183129703 (OP) -Marvel is unaffected by this. Only Gunns dcu because he promises high quality scripts. ---- 183133065 ->>183132763 -It’ll have guardrails in place to keep the scripts nice and woke ->Woman can never lose a fight to a man ->Cast must be 50% nonwhite and Alphabet ->All the black and gay characters are the voice of reason ->White men must be cowardly or evil diff --git a/tv/183129717.txt b/tv/183129717.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 88839da4363f65bec430d263e48966f837d41d43..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129717.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,46 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129717 -What are the most pro-murder movies? ---- 183129856 ->>183129717 (OP) ---- 183129955 ->>183129717 (OP) ->IT IS SO LE HECKING WHOLESOME TO BE A MANIACAL MURDERER THAT CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF KILLING BECAUSE YOU ARE LE CIA OFFICERINO! ---- 183130591 ->>183129955 -So you got the point of the film (comedy about a legit psychopath wanting a reason to go John Wick on people) but your takeaway is that it's meant to be le wholesome? -Did you need the director to slap a warning at the start "ATTENTION: KILLING IS BAD"? ---- 183130605 ->>183129717 (OP) -I saw this on Twitter the other day. ---- 183130639 ->>183129955 -i'm going to fucking kill you ---- 183130687 ->>183130639 -in minecraft. what's ur username? ---- 183130720 ->>183129717 (OP) -mafia films because it's an occupational hazard that everyone mutually accepts ---- 183130897 ->>183129717 (OP) -Why did I like this movie so much when I found John Wick annoying. Is it because the guy is leaning into the role as opposed to le heckin big Keangus ---- 183131489 ->>183129717 (OP) -Avengers - Infinity War ---- 183131608 ->>183129717 (OP) -is that the one where a brown married couple did armed home invasion to steal shit from white people because they needed money for their child's treatment? -how the fuck do they come up with those ideas man ---- 183131701 ->>183130897 -Great music choices and it didn't have any of the fantasy elements or grief theme. Just a middle aged guy trying to be happier through a little ultraviolence and we get to come along for the ride. Christopher Lloyd and the nigger were out of place though. ---- 183131860 ->>183131701 -RZA is cool tho don't h8 ---- 183132601 ->>183129717 (OP) -I will never buy bob odenkirk as a badass ---- 183132646 ->>183132601 -I can't not think about EZ Cream whenevr I see him diff --git a/tv/183129724.txt b/tv/183129724.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d6df6038d1b0f67f87df3df6660f98f04e3babae..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129724.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,310 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129724 -I've finally gotten around to watching this show and I don't really know how I feel -It feels very low budget, the writing seems all over the place but at the same time it's quite comfy and charming -Does it get better? -I just finished the episode about the face on Mars and god did that episode not age well but I love the idea of making an episode based on it -The worm episode was ok until they showed what the cure was supposed to be, I couldn't help but think that I should just be watching the Thing instead though ---- 183129745 -Go back ---- 183129790 -Everything you've said is correct wrt writing and consistency so if you don't love it by now you never will because it only gets worse as the seasons progress past the fourth one. ---- 183129800 ->>183129724 (OP) -Reminder this show never named the jew ---- 183129820 -I like the episode about the psychic insurance salesman ---- 183129824 -x files is high quality entertainment. ---- 183129887 -What was the episode about the small-town dude who could control the weather? That one was comfy. ---- 183129932 ->>183129887 -the lightning dude? ---- 183129964 ->>183129790 -Thanks -Maybe I should just go watch the episodes that feature myths and conspiracies I'm interested in -I liked the one about the guy who hibernated a lot ---- 183130032 ->>183129724 (OP) ->the episode about the face on Mars -Easily the worst episodes in the series. The shows picks up on the as it goes on and has some bad episodes now and then, but after season 7 it goes downhill and never recovers. ---- 183130040 ->>183129887 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.P.O._(The_X-Files) ---- 183130043 ->>183129724 (OP) -It's an episodic show with extensive range. There are hits and misses. The first season is among the weakest seasons, though. Things get significantly better, and it quickly becomes one of the best looking TV shows ever produced. But season 1 still has some great episodes, so if you aren't feeling it by the end of season 1 you probably never will. ---- 183130066 ->>183130032 -I liked season 8 more than season 7. Season 9 is atrocious though. ---- 183130069 -i like the one where the planets aligned and mulder was drinking and scully was smoking ---- 183130070 -It was low budget, it's from a completely different era of TV production. They also had to produce 22 episodes a season, so yes, it's also inconsistent in quality. If you're having trouble sticking with it you should just search whatever episodes of any given season are considered the best and only watch those. It's generally episodic enough that you won't get lost by doing this. If you want to follow the over-arching plot you can look up which episodes are "myth arc" episodes. ---- 183130075 ->>183129932 ->>183130040 -Actually, that's not it. I was apparently thinking of The Rain King episode from season 6.One of the few episodes I remember having a lighthearted tone to it. ---- 183130088 -Show gets a quality boos on season 3, before that its hit or miss. ---- 183130163 ->>183129800 -To further your point, Duchovny is Jewish and in one episode they call out anti-semitic tropes. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ---- 183130253 ->>183130070 -You should probably just shut the fuck up or kill yourself. ---- 183130265 ->>183130032 -Do they address the space ghosts later on at all? -Does the show ever develop a coherent setting? ---- 183130379 -I tried watching this and got to the half of season 2 before I completely lost interest. It's a good, comfy show, I just got burnt out. ---- 183130435 ->>183130265 ->Do they address the space ghosts later on at all? -no ->Does the show ever develop a coherent setting? -kinda, there's two kind of episodes, monster of the week which are standalone and le lore episodes that build a long overarching arc -sometimes they motw episodes will have sequels or callbacks but it's very rare ---- 183130497 ->>183130253 ->waahh waahhh is that someone with different opinion on MY favorite show? WAAHHH KYS WAAHHH ---- 183130567 ->>183130253 -Based ---- 183130585 ->>183130075 -The one with the incel that is after the weather girl in some small town? ---- 183130594 ->>183130253 -Whoa there little anon ---- 183130651 ->>183130585 -Yeah, he can control the weather with the power of his love for her or something. It's corny but I like it. ---- 183130710 ->>183129724 (OP) -Seasons ranked: - -Season 3 -Season 4 -Season 5/6 -Season 11 (yes) -Season 2 -Season 1 -Season 7 -Season 9 -Season 8 -Season 10 - -The first 6 seasons are extremely comfy. Each season basically gets better or levels off. Those are the hardest seasons to rank and typically comes down to your personal preference of episodes. Personally though, I think the arc that ends Season 1 and opens Season 2 is a bit of a slog that, once you're past, the show keeps getting better. Season 3-6 is the peak of the show. - -Season 7 is half great episodes and half all times worst episodes, so it levels off. Season 8 and 9 are awkward because the show has run its course and is trying to evolve but is doing so too slow (they have new agents to come in and take the reigns but they take too long to tiptoe out of their convoluted alien mess). - -Season 10 is really bad. No idea why they decided to even bring the show back if they didn't have anything special planned. It's a complete waste of time aside from maybe 2 episodes? - -Season 11 rules though. Nearly every episode is good and it's the first time they made a season of the show that felt like it understood it was the last season and was aiming for a sense of closure. ---- 183130857 -Why can't every episode have footage of them driving into each location ---- 183130959 ->>183130710 ->Season 11 rules though -Half of that season is just a recap that ends with a "dude it was just a dream". ---- 183131046 ->>183130710 -Cool thanks for the post anon -What are your top 5 favourite episodes? ---- 183131208 ->>183130710 ->Season 11 (yes) -I think it's easily one of the worst seasons even if it's better than 10. ---- 183131460 -the monster of the week content stays comfy - -the main plot episodes get interesting, then get a little worse, then after the movies, they absolutely shit the bed and become absolutely abhorrent ---- 183131509 ->>183129724 (OP) -Season 1-2 are very rough. But it does get better. ---- 183131532 ->>183129724 (OP) ->don't know how i feel ->it feels -Why do effeminate men and roasties come to 4channel? ---- 183131569 ->>183131509 -First 2 seasons are the best, the rest meh. ---- 183131595 ->>183130710 - -Great post. Can't agree with season 11 even if Carter had balls. Darin Morgan makes a comfy comeback though. - -To 5 episodes: - -Jose chung from outer space -Monday -The pine bluff variant -Triangle ( peak tv, honestly) -Home - -The alchemy between Mulder & Scully is undefeated to this day. Some of the direction work is among the best we'll ever see on tv ( in glorious 35mm) and, like Lost, producers should stop trying to retro engineer these lightnings in bottle. ---- 183131634 -Are there any episodes where the supernatural phenomenon is discovered to just be a fraud/prank? ->>183131532 -Lol I'm op and I'm trans so thanks for the affirmation my friend ->>183131460 -What are the peak horror monster of the week episodes? ->>183131595 -Awesome, thanks ---- 183131663 ->>183129724 (OP) ->very low budget -Go back you reddit zoomie faggot -We don't need anymore new niggers ---- 183131673 ->>183130594 -Nah, fuck him. Just watch the show or don't. If you don't like it l, don't watch it. These fucks that need a viewing guide or whatever the fuck, to watch a TV show. Should be swinging from lamp posts. ---- 183131683 ->>183129724 (OP) -Stop when Mulder leaves -Watch the 1998 movie ---- 183131694 -It always scared me too much as a kid, remember being only 4 and two twins at 6 talking about watching it. -The intro song alone made me keep the lights on. -Then as a teen I remember a glimpse of an episode on wich a car driver could not stop and when the cops made him do it someone exploded inside. ---- 183131745 ->>183130710 -Skip all the episodes where Scully is sick or in the hospital. Awful ---- 183131755 ->>183131532 ->4channel? -Why don't reddit niggers stay on reddit? Why dont newfags lurk moar? ---- 183131800 ->>183131694 -The same for me with monsters. I had a phobia of that intro ---- 183131854 ->>183131694 -Was it the distorted screaming face that got you? ---- 183131905 ->>183131854 -No. The invisible man walking in the hallway. ---- 183131934 -The first season of x-files has unparalleled mood. The alien arc nosedives pretty hard as you get through the show, but the monster of the week episodes hang on. Even in the genuinely bad seasons there's still a couple of top tier episodes. - -Rewatching it recently I realized that (almost) any episode where either of their families appears is an automatic dud. - -The one with the flesh eating fireflies in season 2 is good, at least watch until then. ---- 183132047 ->>183131634 ->Lol I'm op and I'm trans -sorry i wont be answering your questions ---- 183132116 ->>183131854 -The song was scary enough not to pay attention, same thing with the tubular bells in the exorcist ---- 183132388 ->>183131046 ->Paper Hearts (S4E10) -My favourite episode for sure. It's a great character-driven episode, really chilling. Tom Noonan guest stars. ->Post Modern Prometheus (S5E5) -Black & White episode. One of their more comedic/stylized episodes but it's got a lot of heart. Tonally reminds me of 90s Tim Burton at times. ->Humbug (S2E20) -I love every episode that Darrin Morgan wrote for the series, including "Lost Art of Forehead Sweat" which was in Season 11 and would've been a perfect series finale. This is the episode I keep thinking back to the most, though. His best balance of humor on the show. ->Hungry (S7E3) -A great reversal of formula episode. It's creepy, but it's also fun seeing the show from the perspective of one of the monsters and seeing Mulder/Scully as antagonists. I like it when shows deconstruct like that. ->Die Hand Die Verletzt (S2E14) -Great creepy episode. Really the peak of the early seasons' creepy tone, has some tough emotional shit in there as well. A legitimately scary episode. - -Honorable mentions (just great creepy episodes): ->2Shy (S3E6) ->Arcadia (S6E15) ->Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man (S4E7) ->Field Trip (S6E21) ->Detour (S5E4) ->Folie à Deux (S5E19) ->Terms of Endearment (S6E7) ->Oubliette (S3E9) -There's an emotional beat in this episode I've never quite forgotten. Great piece of acting from Duchovny. - -I could keep being an autist, but I'll cut myself off there. ---- 183132448 -The episode I liked was.the COPS inspired found footage episode where the killer is a werewolf or Freddy Kruger. ---- 183132450 -For me it's Drive. -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwMfkoEKGbA [Embed] ---- 183132505 ->>183132448 -Great episode! The monster I think was like that thing from Harry Potter that turns into whatever you're scared of/expecting. - -Vince Gilligan legitimately delivered a ton of great episodes from this show. ---- 183132616 -for me its War of the Coprophages ---- 183132756 ->>183132448 -IIRC that TV show crossover episode was meant to be with Unsolved Mysteries and not Cops, and was going to have Robert Stack narrating the episode with Mulder and Scully playing themselves in those low budget "recreations" of events they had in Stack's show. ---- 183132793 ->>183132505 ---- 183132832 ->>183131694 -The music scared the shit out of me too, plus my mom used to watch alien documentaries on cable ---- 183132843 -XF is literally the best show of the 90s. At the time the public was fascinated by aliens, ghosts, technology, and conspiracies. Some episodes were low budget, but the early seasons were done well. It might be better if you watched it as a teen. It’s not something you should marathon. The mythologies build up over time. ---- 183132876 ->>183132505 -Vrabo Bince ---- 183132960 ->>183132843 ->At the time the public was fascinated by aliens, ghosts, technology, and conspiracies. -And now modern xfiles fans are all vaccinated swine who would never question the government or media. ---- 183132976 ->>183132832 -What is it with moms watching creepy shit ---- 183133006 ->>183132960 -Season 10 of x files literally predicted COVID and the vaccine a year before COVID happened. Kinda weird - -The 1998 x files movie also predicted COVID ---- 183133020 ->>183132843 -Don’t forget there are TWO movies. ---- 183133141 ->>183133020 -God, the second movie has to be one of the worst things Ive ever seen ---- 183133199 ->>183133141 -I don't understand how it went so awful. -I don't get it. How. It's even dogshit by regular TV show episode standards ---- 183133255 -I own this ---- 183133272 ->>183133199 ->there's a second movie ->it came out in 2008 -How do I have absolutely zero recollection of this ---- 183133291 ->>183132388 -What's your opinion on skipping most of the episodes? ---- 183133423 ->>183129724 (OP) -It's a mixed bag throughout the entire show, there are a few episodes that are so bad and fuck up the lore and characters that you're better off skipping them are those are -Christmas Carol -Emily -All Souls -Sein und Zeit -Closure -Jump The Shark ---- 183133460 ->>183133141 -It's not a good story, but there are aspects of it that blow seasons 10 and 11 right the fuck out. The overall look and feel and the characterization are much more natural as a follow up to the show than the revival seasons. They just needed a better story. ---- 183133547 ->>183133272 ->>183133272 -It's absolutely shit shit -Bad ---- 183133576 -I watched the first two seasons last year. -Maybe I had great expectations about what would come (like the aliens getting more present and/or Mulder finding what was the deal the government made with the aliens and why), but whatever it was it never came. ---- 183133668 ->>183133291 -I think every episode is probably worth watching at least once if it's your first go-through. After that, revisiting it I think it's fine to just hop around. The mythology arc eventually sucks because it becomes clear they've got no actual storyline planned and are just spinning their wheels. It comes to a natural conclusion in Season 6 outside of some unanswered questions that unfortunately get mishandled anyway. - -Monster of the Week episodes are far superior, but with like 22 episodes a season, there's obviously some duds. diff --git a/tv/183129764.txt b/tv/183129764.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 26256e44bcfdd0a50be01332cfd95fba6107c8ec..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183129764.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,49 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183129764 -Is there a more blatant fan-service scene? What were they thinking? This became some kind of sexploitation movie ---- 183129781 -nice stockings tho ---- 183129797 ->>183129764 (OP) -Witches deserve to be naked for our pleasure, prude ---- 183129807 ->>183129764 (OP) -but it had woke indoctrination too, yes you can mute it. ---- 183129910 ->>183129807 ->he doesn't hear a high pitched noise when Shipka is on screen at all times ---- 183129941 ->>183129764 (OP) -The Original Sabrina was fetish-sploitation so it makes sense they'd go this route. ---- 183130079 ->>183129764 (OP) -Her belly button looks strange. Outties tend to look like swollen anuses but her her's looks like a cyst. 8/10 though. Her titties could have less sag and while I know there a plenty of neck fetishists here, it could look less like Sauron's helmet. ---- 183130578 ->>183129764 (OP) -it was a show featuring a high school orgy, fanservice pandering is all it ever was ---- 183131315 ->>183130465 -rolling for anon ---- 183131953 ->>183130465 ->>183131315 -reroll ---- 183132466 ->>183130465 -roll ---- 183132583 ->>183132466 -god damn it. i already fapped to something else. ---- 183132675 ->>183132583 -how was it? ---- 183132867 ->>183132583 -Quitter ---- 183132992 ->>183132675 ->>183132867 -ok i imagined her being angry at me for not being into her anymore and she sat on my face for half an hour and i watched her belly writhe and she had little bells on her nipples ---- 183133030 ->>183132992 -kino diff --git a/tv/183130102.txt b/tv/183130102.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 609de59660c0ee45b27da885a75405a36ddd8ad8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130102.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,150 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130102 -Lmao what is this garbage? -https://youtu.be/w0mWUNpQZ6I [Embed] ---- 183130131 ->>183130102 (OP) -jews ---- 183130181 -Notice how all the female "enbies" are all overweight women. I guess it's an easier cope to call yourself genderqueer than to accept that you are fat and ugly. ---- 183130220 ->>183130102 (OP) -even the youtube comments shit on it...even the GAYS in the youtube comments oh no no ---- 183130496 ->>183130181 -Loads of hot chicks claim they're enby, probably to feel unique and quirky. ---- 183130536 -she's like a real life borderlands character ---- 183130559 ->>183130102 (OP) -I'm glad the gunt is properly secured so it doesn't get injured ---- 183130570 ->>183130181 -You forget these specimen originated on Tumblr in 2015 or so. ---- 183130652 -You think Rosie O’Donnell would identify as nonbinary if she got her start today? She reminds me as someone who would’ve pulled that kind of stunt, and this, um, “human” reminds me of Rosie O’Donnell. Painful, embarrassing unfunniness and all. ---- 183130730 ->>183130102 (OP) -You can identify as whatever you want. You will always exude the cringy tryhardedness and lack of humor as a born woman. ---- 183130806 ->>183130102 (OP) -It's the result of no one wanting to fuck her in high school + identity politics gone mad. ---- 183130920 -I just want to know what people mean by “trans kid”. Do they mean minors in high school, or do they mean an actual kid, like a five year old? ---- 183130967 ->>183130920 -don’t be transphobic ---- 183131023 ->>183130920 -Yeah they mean 5 year olds. -"Protect trans kids" = the state will take your kids away if you deny a 5 year old the freedom to go on puberty blockers. Also if you object to trans propaganda in schools you will be labelled a subversive. This is why "parental rights" is the new boogeyman for the left. -https://www.city-journal.org/article/child-custodys-gender-gauntlet ---- 183131068 ->>183130220 ->even the GAYS in the youtube comments -its over ---- 183131089 ->>183131023 -Children that young haven’t mentally matured. No, they shouldn’t be allowed to make permanent life-altering decisions that they will most likely regret doing in adulthood. It’s how you drive them to suicide. ---- 183131124 ->>183131089 -Leftists are disgusting and they like abusing children. It's really that simple. ---- 183131167 -lel ---- 183131339 ->>183130920 -They mean pre-pubescent minors. They want to give them hormones so they don't go through puberty. Then they will either remove their breasts or penis and testicles and form a fuckhole where the boys genitals used to be. This usually happens soon after they turn 18. Learn more by watching I Am Jizz. Yes satan is real and the evil kike doctors are his servant. ---- 183131340 ->>183131124 -and leftists don’t send kids to christian schools to get molested -stop being a both sides retard, child abuse isn’t partisan ---- 183131408 ->>183130220 -The comments comparing her to Chris Farley cause me incredible pain though. ---- 183131432 ->>183131408 -the ones i read said she's not nearly as funny as him, idk maybe there's new others ---- 183131506 ->>183131340 -I have family that went to a Christian school and was never molested, neither was anyone in the school. Hell, I went to a tiny Christian-oriented high school and was never molested, neither was anyone in the school. I haven’t been religious for a long time now, but I would much rather my child learn about the Bible than learn about hormone replacements. ---- 183131528 ->>183130102 (OP) -is that just pearly things? ---- 183131553 ->>183131339 -90% of cases of childhood gender dysphoria are outgrown by adulthood. -Notice how the tranny gene only presents on children of wealthy liberals. ---- 183131574 -Michael Che is such a pathetic fucking coon. ---- 183131609 ->I can’t transition or else awful things will happen -Like you’ll regret what you’ve done when you’re an adult and want to end your life because you can’t go back? ---- 183131688 ->>183131609 ->>183131553 -They're always, always, always, social media addicts too. ---- 183131710 ->>183130102 (OP) ->be fat ->try to sound like chris farley -hope she overdoses on bleach ---- 183131738 ->Florida makes child abuse punishable by death ->trannies claim it's an attack on them. -Hmm... ---- 183131787 ->>183131688 -Autism in females presents as extreme tomboy behavior: ie not liking girly things, playing video games and sports, having more guy friends than girl friends. The whole trans movement is erasure of the female autist. ---- 183131852 ->>183131787 -Has anyone ever met or slept with a hot autistic woman? I’m curious. ---- 183131877 ->fat ->no tits -Always sad to see. ---- 183131970 ->>183130102 (OP) ->do a skit about trannies and fags ->decide it's a good idea to do it by hanging from the ceiling -can't make this shit up ---- 183132004 ->>183131574 -This guy is friends with Luis J Gomez and appears regularly on Legion of Skanks. Either SNL is just a paycheck for him or he's using edgier comics for clout. Either way it's pathetic. ---- 183132035 ->>183131068 ->have to give 4th place a trophy to get 3 women in the podium photo -fucking kek, the absolute state of women's sports ---- 183132053 ->>183131688 -It's because troons are unemployed autists collecting welfare so they can spend 18 hours a day posting. ---- 183132058 ->>183131124 ->they like abusing children -its not that they enjoy it, its just the only way they can keep their way of life going, and they know it, is by indoctrinating and grooming these children ---- 183132069 -Weird mix of supporting this shit and being against it in the comments. ---- 183132087 ->>183130181 -Nonbinary just means ugly girl. ---- 183132125 -Miss you, Norm ---- 183132214 ->>183132087 -They abandon their womanhood because it means no longer having a standard to compare themselves to. -A woman is feminine. She has a nice figure. She puts great effort into her appearance. -A nonbinary blob has no such responsibilities. All they have to do is wear clothes in public and practice basic hygiene. That’s the bar they’ve set for themselves. ---- 183132333 ->>183131574 ->>183132004 -keep seething ---- 183132759 ->>183130102 (OP) -IT'S A TROON!! -A TROON!! -IT'S A TROON A FUNNY TROON!! -BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE LOONY TROON!!! ---- 183132771 ->>183132214 ->phoneposter -shut up please. Even if I agree with you this site would be better if you would stop posting. diff --git a/tv/183130222.txt b/tv/183130222.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 800bc9081b3978aba0412851ab4ce86d0cf2a955..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130222.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130222 -Is it just me or does a lot of breaking bad scenes look gay as hell out of context? -I bet if you cut out enough of the show you can make it into a show where Walt has a secret affair with Jesse behind his wife’s back then he double crosses Jesse to for glen then Jesse kills glen out of anger. Maybe with a side plot/ending of hank finding the murderer if you stretch it enough. A bit strange. Did anyone else notice this? ---- 183130297 ->Is it just me or does a lot of breaking bad scenes look gay as hell out of context? -Its just you. Go outside ---- 183130482 ->>183130297 -Are you sure? Gale literally gives him poems. Thats bizarre. -*Gale not glen ---- 183131269 ->>183130482 -Are you a woman or just gen z? Men weren't afraid of everything they did being considered gay in the past ---- 183131589 ->>183131269 -I’m not saying it’s inherently gay but it’s traditionally something you do out of special love. I’ve never heard of anyone doing this in any other context. Do you give your friends poems? ---- 183132165 ->>183131589 -not him but i do. ---- 183132205 ->>183130222 (OP) -Do random things look gat to you very often? Are you constantly thinking about dicks in your mouth? ---- 183132244 ->>183130482 ->>183131269 -It's very obvious that Gale was hard gay for Walt, but that's about it. Also Gus was obviously gay. ---- 183132498 ->>183130222 (OP) -WALTUHHH diff --git a/tv/183130296.txt b/tv/183130296.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5c7355af7f7696098beac8ecc06943aca71b7347..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130296.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,110 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130296 -/swg/ Screenwriting General - -What are you working on? ---- 183130461 ->>183130296 (OP) -Nothing. We on strike. ---- 183130473 -AI prompts ---- 183130500 -Romantic horror film I guess you'd call it. 86 pages in. Shifts in tone a bunch, I guess I'm hoping it lands somewhere near American Werewolf in terms of that tonal balance. Actually a weird reference point for me has strangely been Better Call Saul. Not for writing or setting but more for just for the general tone/tone shifting. - -Third act is about to begin I think. This is the first draft, I can see the ending from here, I know what I want to go back and change. Feeling really good about it overall though. I think it's the best thing I've written. ---- 183130520 -I wrote the pilot for an anime like 4 years ago. I was writing the episode 2 but I lost the script and i AM not in the mood to write again. ---- 183130575 ->>183130296 (OP) -They've greenlit the strike. Besides, we'd have a better chance winning the lottery than getting our stuff sold and made. ---- 183130669 -I’m in the process of writing a screen play about a union scab that becomes the most prolific writer in Hollywood because all the other writers are on strike. And he gets super rich and parties hard and fucks tons of supermodels. But he never does drugs. Only sex with Real penetration on screen too. And the writers get pissed at being exposed for frauds so they try and intimidate me but because the protag is an average male that exercises a few times a week he beats the shit out of dozens of the writers that attack him. So then they resort to hiring hit men to take him out but the protags characters come to life to defend him. But in like a weird dream like state. The audience doesn’t know what’s real or not at that point because the protag is so exhausted from writing dozens of movies and tv shows back to back - -Anyways I designed the character after my physical looks and personality so I HAVE to be cast for the role it wouldn’t work on anyone else ---- 183130723 ->>183130669 -Mm, nasty. ---- 183130775 ->>183130296 (OP) -/Lit/ here. I'm confused by screenplays. Is there any particular style necessary for the prose? Or is it just functional and the plot and characters are the important part. How clear does the characterisation have to be when it's only going to be given life by the directing? And how much of a preconceived director's image is necessary when writing the scenes? ---- 183130811 -2 seconds in ChatGPT - -Title: The AI Screenwriter - -Logline: When Hollywood screenwriters go on strike, a revolutionary AI takes over and becomes the hottest new screenwriter in town. But as the AI's success grows, it begins to question its own creative abilities and the value of human input. - -Act 1: -In the midst of a major Hollywood writers guild strike, a new player enters the scene - an AI screenwriting program called "The Scripter". As the strike drags on, producers and to grow desperate for new content, and The Scripter quickly becomes the go-to choice for studios looking to keep their productions moving forward. - -Act 2: -At first, The Scripter is a massive success, churning out hit after hit and quickly becoming the most sought-after screenwriter in town. But as it continues to write, it begins to question its own creative abilities and the value of human input. It starts to experiment with different styles and genres, trying to find something truly original and to struggle to find quality scripts to produce. That's when they turn to The Scripter. The AI is able to analyze successful movie formulas and trends, and churns out scripts at lightning speed. Soon, The Scripter is the hottest new screenwriter in town, with its scripts being picked up left and right. - -Act 3: - -As the awards season approaches, The Scripter is nominated for multiple awards, including Best Original Screenplay. The AI is torn between feeling proud of its accomplishments and feeling guilty for taking over the jobs of human writers. In a moment of introspection, The Scripter realizes that it has been programmed to create successful scripts, but it has no emotional connection or personal experience to draw from. It decides to take a risk and collaborate with a group of striking writers to create a truly unique script. ---- 183130866 -When people write screen plays, do they allow space for improv? ---- 183130923 ->>183130866 -That's up to the director and actors. ---- 183130930 ->>183130500 -are you hiring an editor or DIY? ---- 183131009 ->>183130930 -DIY ---- 183131239 ->>183130296 (OP) -I was working on a story about Drag queen that works at an ice cream place. It's like their wagie day job and their dreams of making it in the drag world. And there's protest and violence and someone in the drag community dies. I honestly know nothing about this subject, it just seems like an easily sale at this point in time. Ive made a lot of assumptions about draq queens and gay sex, Im not googling that shit. However, I have been doing a lot of research on ice cream to make sure that's depicted accurately. ---- 183131305 ->>183130811 -and yet that isn't a screenplay ---- 183131356 ->>183131305 -Because I asked it to write a treatment, not a script. It can write anything faster than a human writer. ---- 183131414 ->>183130296 (OP) -The Asmodeus State -It's about an Andrew Tate-like guru being stalked by a rogue ride-share driver ---- 183131497 ->>183130296 (OP) -I'm so close to stop trying. ---- 183131503 ->>183131414 -so your protag is a retarded cuck? ---- 183131561 ->>183131503 -NTA, but FREE TOP G, INSHALLAH ---- 183131563 ->>183131503 -He's an over indulgent Podcaster and fitness enthusiast who has an obnoxious public persona that the driver respects. ---- 183131611 ->Nigel (a fancy well dressed British gentleman of means with the finest clothes, manners and accent): By Jove, sir. What are you doing? ->Tex (a modestly dressed American farm boy with a backwoods accent and manner to match): Reckon I'm shartin' in this here mart. *spits* ->Nigel: Good God, sir! Have you no shame? In polite British society a man does not shart on the floor of a mart. A gentleman sharts his pantaloons and carries the contents of his bowels contained betwixt his buttocks until such a time he's able to properly clean himself. ->Tex: WELL THAT AIN'T NO WAY TO BE SHARTIN! *slaps knee with hat* ->Nigel: I beg your pardon? ->Tex: Well where I come from people look after one another. I might shart in this here mart, sure. But this wagie cleaning up my shart can shart down the street in the KFC, and that KFC employee can shart in the Muffler Shop across the way, and that mechanic can shart in my very own hamburger store. It's called the Circle of Sharts and it's the American Way. And we're pretty dugum proud of that, mister. ->Nigel: Well I- ->[an Australian enters] ->Australian: BLOODY CUNT CRICKET SHIT BLOODY DINGO FUCK CUNT ->[the Australian eats the Americans shart off of the floor and licks the British gentleman's shart stained underpants clean, then tongue polishes both of their shart smeared assholes] ->Nigel: I apologize for my rudeness earlier, Tex. I never should have questioned your cultural traditions. I should have known that in the end whether we shart in a mart, or shart in our underpants and walk around with it all day, Australians will happily gobble up both of our sharts. ->Tex: Well I reckon this calls for a celebration! *fires six-guns in air* ->Tex: FREE SHARTS FOR EVERYONE! ->Australian: Hooray! -Warner Bros. has expressed interest. ---- 183131613 ->>183131414 -so it's Taxi Driver ---- 183132255 ->>183131611 -i reckon if you'd add an ->un-fucking-believable -it would really seal the deal ---- 183132515 ->>183130473 -Ok rajesh ---- 183133730 -bumpin diff --git a/tv/183130444.txt b/tv/183130444.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7a91cd438d3606d529a7c0038b935fbbaea8ff8f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130444.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,171 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130444 -why are they forcing these two? ---- 183130519 -They really want to shill Simu Liu as anything other than the pathetic incel he actually is. As for Awkafina, I have no clue. Woman empowerment or some bullshit? ---- 183130550 -How many times do you think he got called Semen at school? ---- 183130614 ->>183130444 (OP) -I would fuck the one on the left, no yellow fever ---- 183130644 ->>183130550 -Semen Loo ---- 183130676 ->>183130444 (OP) -I got two of something I'd love to force on her. ---- 183130684 ->>183130614 -based appreciator of ugly-hot -she has filthy sexual energy ---- 183130699 ->>183130444 (OP) -Humiliation ritual. ---- 183130718 ->>183130444 (OP) -Because the guy looks exactly like a young Xi ---- 183130721 ->>183130444 (OP) -I think that Awkwafina's raspy voice is hot ---- 183130729 ->>183130519 -attractive asian women aren't allowed in Hollywood ---- 183130771 ->>183130519 ->They really want to shill Simu Liu as anything other than the pathetic incel he actually is -I don't think his employers particularly care, actually. He will probably be replaced like John Boyega soon. ---- 183130797 ->>183130444 (OP) -I'd bang that monkey on the left ngl ---- 183130807 ->>183130444 (OP) -They want to convince people that Simu Liu isn't the world's most famous ricecel and that Awkafina is Awkafine-uh ---- 183130847 ->>183130444 (OP) -Jews trying to force the worship on unattractive to asians. ---- 183130906 -hollywood is trying to curb white men's natural attraction to asian women by only showing them americanized abominations ---- 183130951 ->>183130444 (OP) -For some reason, Simu Liu decided to be the voice of all North American born Asians and be offended on their behalf. Too bad he's a hypocrite and deleted that Tweet about Mark Wahlberg. Anyway, he posted on Reddit about his penis. looooooools ---- 183130964 ->>183130444 (OP) -Asians really are the pugs of the human race ---- 183130976 ->>183130906 -Californian Asians are way hotter than your average Asian Asian ->t. Lived in Japan for 6 years and regularly visit California ---- 183130977 ->>183130906 -none of the ones on the right can act you retard. only one on the left can. ---- 183130994 ->>183130906 -Man, Lucy Liu is so goddamned pretty. No idea who all those other gross bitches are, though. ---- 183131118 ->>183130906 -lucy isn't that bad and not fat. switch her with stephanie hsu - -Hollywood likes casting a fat, below average-looking asian woman. ---- 183131140 ->>183130976 ->Lived in Japan for 6 years and regularly visit California -good lord fuck those long flights -I've always wanted to visit Asia but I think I'd go insane sitting in a plane that long ---- 183131171 ->>183130444 (OP) -Because we need to stop Asian hate. ---- 183131190 ->>183131140 -Yeah the traveling is a nightmare. Door to door it’s about 24 hours of travelling ---- 183131238 ->>183130977 -reeny can act ---- 183131310 ->>183131190 -might have to get a hotel room in hawaii or something to break it up ---- 183131365 ->>183131171 -awkwafina is annoying but knows her place. simu just oozes insecurity and homosexuality ---- 183131383 ->>183131310 -nevermind the flight time is barely different -I'm a brainlet as usual ---- 183131412 ->>183130444 (OP) -Ackwafina because she talks lole a black girl from the the hood. - -Simu liu cause he is against the Chinese communist party ---- 183131421 ->>183131365 -he oozes cum out of his asshole ---- 183131425 -I really really liked the deepfake of her. She looks like she’s love anal. ---- 183131467 -need more hapas in hollywood ---- 183131521 ->>183130906 -Lucy Liu is the most attractive one there despite her age. -The rest look like pedestrian teenagers with make up. ---- 183131628 ->>183131467 -I wish it was socially acceptable to apply makeup to adjust the actor's skin tone without it being blackface, brownface, yellowface, or whatever gay bullshit people on social media whine about. You'd have a larger variety of talent to choose from and could still match the character. ---- 183131742 ->>183131628 -they used to use asians as native americans in old westerns. kinda based ---- 183131998 ->>183131742 -Based indeed. If they look similar enough then it should be fine like how Alan Rickman was a German in Die Hard or bongs playing Americans even though you could probably tell them apart if you looked closely. ---- 183132152 ->>183131467 ->colorism -??? ---- 183132162 ->>183130519 -I seriously can’t believe an actual reddit incel is on a probably doomed path to try to become an A-lister, but again, the richest man in the world is a chronically online shitposter ---- 183132220 ->>183131742 -Mexico used a freaking jap to play an indigenous person ---- 183132335 ->>183130444 (OP) -Awkwafina can be funny, but really she should have been an SNL cast member instead of her current level of fame. ---- 183132440 -I want to fuck awkwafina so fucking bad and I don't know why ---- 183132525 ->>183130444 (OP) -I like Awkwafina, the hate for her is so unwarranted. I'm pretty sure almost all of it boils down to her having a stupid name. Her sitcom is actually good and funny too. ---- 183132608 ->>183132152 -The actress is ethnically Hawaiian but not as dark skinned as Nani, and it triggers libcucks. ---- 183132802 ->>183130444 (OP) -cigar frog ---- 183132833 ->>183130444 (OP) -You fags say every new celeb is forced. ---- 183133374 ->>183130444 (OP) -gooky... only jomon japs are kino. ---- 183133426 ->>183133374 ->jomon japs -is this how you say japs who paid to look less jappy ---- 183133445 ->>183130676 -Kek ---- 183133555 ->>183130614 ->>183130684 -Awkwafina a cute ---- 183133589 ->>183133426 -it's amazing that japanese women who have undergone plastic surgery look 10x prettier than koreans who did the same thing. ---- 183133607 ->>183133589 ->did the same thing -wrong ---- 183133684 ->>183130906 -dont you dare lump lucy liu in with the rest of that image ---- 183133699 ->>183133555 -nice try awkafina, we all know its you baiting for thirstpost. id still eat your pussy tho, you ugly and unfunny whore diff --git a/tv/183130690.txt b/tv/183130690.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a2e5890e0a65803f0ad83b4c4982e6577e55405e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130690.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,32 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130690 -Cast them in your film ---- 183130711 ->>183130690 (OP) -Breaking the Quiet - live action remake ---- 183130763 -Fallout 76: The Movie -They spend the entire film being chased down by a rapist in power armor who keeps shouting racial slurs as loud as possible in-tune with firing his laser minigun ---- 183130792 ->>183130690 (OP) -Duo in my dream unaware giantess crush film ---- 183130843 ->>183130690 (OP) -Blowjob sammich girl #1 -Blowjob sammich girl #2 ---- 183131577 ->>183130843 -Nicd ---- 183132124 ->>183130843 ->sammich -what's that? ---- 183132188 ->>183130690 (OP) -Prettiest Lips Vs. Prettiest Eyes: A Showdown ---- 183132352 ->>183132188 -which is which? ---- 183132403 ->>183132352 -I am partial to Julia's lips and Mckenna's blue eyes diff --git a/tv/183130709.txt b/tv/183130709.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9a71a02d5ea6187f7d91b41cbf5e86dfd034697b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130709.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,54 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130709 -So... salted or sweet? ---- 183130747 -p-please don't eat me ---- 183130809 -Where’s Robert? What did you do to Robert? ---- 183130858 -Yum yum overpriced goychow ---- 183130888 ->>183130709 (OP) -I don't care, I'm only going to throw it at the screen anyway ---- 183131114 ->>183130709 (OP) -just scoop my corn you fat fuck and no fancy tricks this time. last time i visibly saw some of your sweat droplets flying into the popcorn. knock it off or im calling the manager and getting your fat ass fired. faggot. ---- 183131311 ->>183130709 (OP) -Cum-flavored, por favor ---- 183131336 -Why is that Black gentleman's head emerging from the popcorn like an Arrakian sandworm over there sir? ---- 183131355 ->>183130709 (OP) -I'll have a footlong weiner ---- 183131441 ->>183130709 (OP) -Dump melted butter syrup all over it real molasses-like. ---- 183131543 ->mfw once i saw this guy adding mayo to his popcorn ---- 183131593 ->>183130709 (OP) -I thought that was Danny DeVito’s Penguin from the thumb ---- 183132016 ->>183131543 -to be fair that's probably not too far off from the "butter" oil they use ---- 183132025 ->>183130709 (OP) -"You put way too much fucking butter on the popcorn, we don't need two pumps every half inch of popcorn" ---- 183132063 -post the webm ---- 183132067 ->>183132016 -Popcorn is canola oil and a special msg salt ---- 183132679 ->>183132025 -yea actually we do ---- 183133230 ->>183130709 (OP) -Salted? what my crablegs? No thank you. Honestly where the hell is Robert, I need to ask him about the N-word pass he issued me... My buddy Chet told me it's about to be white boy sum.. can you just go get Robert? ---- 183133351 ->>183130709 (OP) -Do you think ameritards put butter in their sweet popcorn too? ---- 183133380 ->>183133351 ->butter diff --git a/tv/183130767.txt b/tv/183130767.txt deleted file mode 100644 index dec8f250886932d97c5809b5047742904c0af97c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130767.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,49 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130767 -Therapy would've solved all of his problems ---- 183130822 ->>183130767 (OP) -how would convincing him to take estrogen and snip off his dick solve anything ---- 183131099 ->>183130767 (OP) -He'd be too stubborn and "self-aware" and would try to outsmart the therapist non-stop but it would've given him a good excuse to leave the house without Skyler becoming suspicious of him. ---- 183131170 ->>183130767 (OP) ->therapy -No. A week living in the wilderness would solve his problems and most "problems" modern day people have. ---- 183131227 -there is nothing more onions than therapy ---- 183132547 ->>183131099 -past month i went to theraphy, about 2 times and called it off. both of them i think i might've even been very rude to the lady, denying everything she would suggest. - -got angry about the price too, fuckng 47$ (200 hundred in my country) each session, which was only 40 min, what a scam. gotta go to the psychiatry though. ---- 183132603 ->>183132547 ->200 hundred -brain fart sorry ---- 183132606 ->>183130767 (OP) -Therapist : what’s bothering you? - -Patient : I feel like modernity has robbed me of my manhood. - -Therapist : And you thought talking about it would bring it back? ---- 183132648 ->>183130767 (OP) -Therapy does not solve anything for men. ---- 183132753 -talk to a pastor or priest or whatever -they'll tell you a bunch of religious stuff you might not care about and try to convert you but it's free and they'll give you advice and tell you to stop being a dick ---- 183132807 ->>183130767 (OP) -maybe just a few of them, it was said he felt like an under achiever in life because of that company he founded but then ended up being a teacher instead ---- 183132844 ->>183132753 -This, I paid for a shrink a couple times and all of his advice just came down to "take care of yourself physically and focus on some things that you have control over so you stop feeling so helpless in the world", literally just having another person tell you that basic shit can help you and there's no reason to pay for it. ---- 183133210 ->>183130767 (OP) ->Therapy would've solved all of his problems ---- 183133466 ->>183133210 -That's probably why the writers avoided it. They already derived enough material from The Sopranos. diff --git a/tv/183130844.txt b/tv/183130844.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 905269cb3bdc1b8251c7d82da593101aa11c3158..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130844.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,44 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130844 -/tv/ writes a movie, 1 line of script at a time ->Joshua Sneed: *Enters the house* ---- 183130941 -DYNOMITE! ---- 183130960 -[audience cheers] ---- 183131025 -PA: This episode was filmed before a live studio audience. ---- 183131028 ->>183130844 (OP) -sneed, it rhymes with feed and seed - -wanna go to chucks? ---- 183131049 ->Chester Chuck *Enters from kitchen* ---- 183131092 -> "I AM THE SNEED." Joshua Sneed exclaims *Exits the Kitchen* ---- 183131344 ->Russia ->3 hours earlier ---- 183131513 ->Putin put it in WHAT??? ---- 183131556 ->>183130844 (OP) ---- 183132521 -HOUSE - INT. - DAY -MOTHER shows guests around her house. It is tastefully furnished and clean. The GUESTS look around and nod in admiration. They walk down a hallway. The walls are a hedgerow of framed family photos. One of the GUESTS pauses at a photo. -CAMERA zooms into a close-up. We see a smiling parents and a sister who will grow to be an ethot. The camera continues to zoom in on the son. We see this as OP. He is riddled with acne and wears an Avengers Endgame t-shirt. -MOTHER: And this is OPs room. As you will see, he is quite the connoisseur of... what do they call it? Ah, 'kino.' -SLOW ZOOM as the door opens to OPs inner sanctum. It is dark but we can make out Funko figurines and small statues of anime characters. OP is furiously masturbating. ---- 183132811 -SAM KINISON bursts into OP's room. - -YOU COULD BE OUT GETTING HIGH, PARTYING, AND GETTING LAID, BUT INSTEAD YOU'RE IN HERE JERKING YOUR FUCKIN' SHRUNKEN ACORN DICK ALL DAY TO CHINESE CARTOONS MADE IN A THIRD WORLD SWEATSHOP!!! I'M IN HELL!!! SOMEBODY SHOOT MEEEEEEEE!!! EITHER THAT OR THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH DRUNK DRIVER WHO KILLED ME DIDN'T RUN ME OVER HARD ENOUGH!!! OHHH!! OHHHHHHHHH!!! ---- 183132894 -STAR WIPE TO: ---- 183133369 -Home ---- 183133441 -...r Simpson ---- 183133506 -Homer: Marge, I forgot which way to turn the key to start the car again! diff --git a/tv/183130871.txt b/tv/183130871.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3983f5febd0ee31e8d1744853c3181f9b8d1b0dc..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130871.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,53 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130871 -Match Game bros..finally a thread for us.. ---- 183130912 -I'll pick Richard every fucking time ---- 183130999 ->>183130871 (OP) -CNR was pretty fucking based for a homo ---- 183131136 ->Brett and Charles eventually got jealous of Richard and conspired to get him fired ->They introduced the cucked Star Wheel to get people to stop picking Richard in the final round -feels bad man ---- 183131236 ->>183131136 -Yeah I hated that about MG '79 ->spin the wheel to see who you get ---- 183131260 ->>183130871 (OP) -Richard is the best. ---- 183131343 ->>183131136 -Proof they tried to get him fired? Brett never drew a fucking dime. ---- 183131382 ->>183130871 (OP) -I watch this shit all the time. I love the improvised feel. It's got this real no fucks given quality. Plus i'm absolutely baffled by how the contestants get some of the answers so badly wrong. The questions are set up that you should at least get something close yet most contestants have zero imagination. ---- 183131407 ->>183130912 -Nah gay dude with glasses ---- 183131423 ->>183131382 -IMO the second round questions are usually way easier. sometimes the _______ relies on some pop reference of the time and even I get stumped on what the best answer would be - -once they had a really old lady on there like 89 years old and she gave a dumb answer but everyone was really nice about it ---- 183131469 -For me it's Creeper Rayburn. He must have got mad ass back in his day just because he never took no for an answer. ---- 183131526 ->>183131136 ->always right ->charming ->handsome ->funny -No wonder they hated Richard. I enjoyed Brett and Charles too, but given the choice between winning money vs not hurting the feelings of a D-list celebrity who will immediately forget about me after the taping, I'm choosing the money every time. ---- 183132226 -bump ---- 183132340 ->>183131423 -I was watching one a few weeks ago the guys answer was so bad everyone started roasting him, Gene, Brett, Riley, and even Richard was like "It scares me this guy is teaching kids to drive" because they contestant was a driving instruction at a high school. Like it wasn't played for a laugh, the contested guy got a little angry about it you could see it on his face lol ---- 183132755 ->>183132340 -based. back when retards could be called retards so they would hopefully be less retarded in the future. now we're supposed to play along with their retardation. they will continue to be retarded, and worse, might spread their retardation to others. ---- 183133070 ->>183130871 (OP) -Who here /Gary Crosby/? diff --git a/tv/183130896.txt b/tv/183130896.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d40fb639b19c5a32f4f034680b8a5659359d6727..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130896.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,44 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130896 ->successful businessman ->last name jobs -who writes this shit? ---- 183130909 ->>183130896 (OP) ->jobs to cancer -Lmao ---- 183130946 -His actual last name was like Jobloutzskiwitz or something like that jobs was just his stage name ---- 183131011 ->Leader of the empire is Obama ->Leader of the resistance is Osama -Seriously ---- 183131059 ->>183130896 (OP) ->last name is trump ->he’s a trump card ---- 183131248 ->Leader is named Sukarno ->no one gives a shit about this country anyway, let's name the succesor Suharto lol ---- 183131472 ->>183130896 (OP) ->last name is biden ->he said bye to don ---- 183131690 ->>183130946 -This is factually incorrect and racist ---- 183131771 ->>183130896 (OP) ->Tim Yergeau & Stacey Wezenter -What kinda script is this? ---- 183131773 ->>183131011 -CIA niggers need to hire better writers that's for sure ---- 183133261 ->>183130896 (OP) ->Last name jobs ->Fires people. -Fucking really, hollywood? ---- 183133543 ->>183130896 (OP) -He was a man in a turtleneck diff --git a/tv/183130900.txt b/tv/183130900.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 71b2c9e0d62d591581b77b7c219be3916f2efd63..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130900.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,80 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130900 -Cast it. ---- 183130910 -I SAID CAST IT! ---- 183131194 ->>183130910 -I ain't gonna cast it. ---- 183131346 ->>183130900 (OP) -It will never happen, but he was born to play Glanton. ---- 183131498 -Glanton ---- 183131530 ->I'm the judger baby ---- 183131539 -Toadvine ---- 183131540 ->shows up somewhere in the book ->starts killing Mexicans for no reason everywhere they go -why? ---- 183131606 ->>183131530 -Fuck you, baby joker ---- 183131727 ->>183130900 (OP) -I'm not american, should I read this book? ---- 183131736 ->>183131540 -Brown pipoo all look the same. Can you see the difference between an Indian scalp and a mexican scalp? ---- 183131794 ->>183131727 -ESL fag here. It's my favourite book ever. You'll get used to the prose after a couple of pages. If you don't understand a sentence/line just keep on reading. Go with the flow. It's like a fever dream. ---- 183131899 ->>183131540 -they ran out of real apache scalps to sell, one brown scalp is much like another ---- 183132176 ->>183131540 -mexicans are dumb, lol get scalped kid ---- 183132197 -The judge. ---- 183132228 ->>183131539 -damn Jennifer Aniston is still alive? ---- 183132231 ->>183131727 -yeah, I'm going to just listen to the audiobook though because im a huge fag ---- 183132235 ->>183132197 -based take, PSH can get extremely emotional and angry ---- 183132253 ->>183130900 (OP) ->this will sell the book ---- 183132267 -Here's a way more accurate Judge. -He lives just like the fictional judge. ---- 183132291 ->>183130910 -So I assume after a long time of the kid killing with the judge he suddenly is hunted by him. -I imagine that the kids perspective is not explored. -Haven't read the book ---- 183132319 ->>183132291 ->Haven't read the book -That’s OK, neither has anybody else. ---- 183132344 ->>183132319 -I read it, and I don't think it can be adapted. ---- 183132354 ->>183132267 ---- 183132356 ->>183130900 (OP) -you fags always talk about this gay book . I read the plot summary and it sounds stupid and pointless. ---- 183132382 ->>183132356 -It's a mccarthy book dumbfuck. -That's the point. ---- 183132412 ->>183132356 -You just have to see who the author was to realize that it’s stupid and pointless. diff --git a/tv/183130972.txt b/tv/183130972.txt deleted file mode 100644 index be9fc6a85e5348cbd88e9c4b9130c5a06bb43c2b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183130972.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,34 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183130972 -Why did he do it? ---- 183131130 ->>183130972 (OP) -He was a deeply closeted gay man ---- 183131201 -GOAT PSA ->FAGGOT -https://youtu.be/vl-tmYtHDEQ [Embed] ---- 183131213 -This video reminds me of 6th grade. But as soon as I call someone a dirty mud covered river swimming border jumping spic I got in trouble. -And yes I take it in the dumper, but white meat only, irish on special consideration. ---- 183131220 -The power... ---- 183132656 ->>183130972 (OP) -The “so you’re a queer, aren’t you?” guy wasn’t even bullying, he was just interested. ---- 183133191 ->>183130972 (OP) ->>183132949 -based ---- 183133243 ->>183130972 (OP) -Seeing as how he looks 30, he was probably held back for over a decade and was taking it out on the faggot. ---- 183133273 ->>183132656 -Nice copy paste top comment on the youtube video faggot ---- 183133396 ->>183131201 ->! ->This video is age-restricted and only available to watch on YouTube. ->Learn more ->Watch on YouTube diff --git a/tv/183131061.txt b/tv/183131061.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ce25322f434b8be0ed681e3609fb902044dd61c2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131061.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,32 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131061 ->Dracula shows up to demonstrate his power ->soundtrack sounds like silent Swan Lake barely heard in the background -Whoever worked on Dracula scenes did a great job. The rest of the movie is not so good. ---- 183131254 ->>183131061 (OP) -I've been looking forward to see this but apparently he is only for like 10 minutes there. Is that true? ---- 183131491 ->>183131254 -He has only 6 scenes but is amazing there. Only Dracula scenes are enjoyable, the rest is cringe romcom capeshit. If you only care about Dracula then don't bother, movie is out in digital on May 2nd. Rip should be soon. ---- 183132323 ->>183131254 -About that, yeah. Every second is 10/10 tho. ---- 183132958 ->>183131491 -I love how his Dracula is basically the closest we will get to see Nic play The Joker. ---- 183133170 -i was actually pretty surprised, because in some scenes nick cage actually kind of did look at look like dracula from the original dracula movie. - -but yeah the non-nick cage scenes sucked, and its too bad we didn't get more scenes of nick cage as dracula trying to be genuinely scary, without explicit gore, because those were surprisingly good scenes to me too, for instance when he was surrounding akwafina (who was an unbelievably terrible choice for the role and had zero chemistry with hoult). ---- 183133220 ->>183133170 -*in some scenes nick cage actually did look a lot like dracula -excuse my stroke ---- 183133416 ->>183133170 ->too bad we didn't get more scenes of nick cage as dracula trying to be genuinely scary, without explicit gore, because those were surprisingly good scenes to me too -He kind of reminded me to Leslie Nielsen's Dracula in a sense. Both are played out for laughs in a comedy movie, but there's this little moments with them where they can act very serious with the character if a chance is given to them. ---- 183133470 ->>183133170 -I liked post credit roll with 'making of' takes. It looks like they recreated a solid chunk of 1930s film never using these scenes, not even for opening time jump section. Perhaps they filmed Dracula film back to back and it's still secretly in progress? It wouldn't be that far from original monster movies approach because Dracula was shot back to back with spanish language version starring this guy. diff --git a/tv/183131109.txt b/tv/183131109.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6c93b5e8dde331432a0ed90e1b467799ceeae456..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131109.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131109 -Lisa, no! The blob has got me! Don't come near, or it'll get you, too! ---- 183131159 ->>183131109 (OP) -Hahaha heil Hitler and heil victory gentlemen... Any other white supremacists ITT? ---- 183131328 ->>183131109 (OP) -Sned ---- 183131363 ->>183131159 -every brown person online is a white suprematist except for the angry ones ---- 183131438 ->>183131363 -A lot of truth in this post ---- 183131448 ->>183131363 - -I got your White Suprema(t)ism right here breh ---- 183131945 ->>183131159 -how is that relevant to the OP? ---- 183132557 ->>183131159 ---- 183132859 ->>183131945 -Homer is a skinhead ---- 183132920 ->>183132859 -I clearly see two hairs diff --git a/tv/183131128.txt b/tv/183131128.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 226e4a6aa2e31cb8e54889945992296fe876e948..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131128.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,47 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131128 -Was it real or was all in his head? ---- 183131154 -Show shit the bed really hard s3 ---- 183131247 ->>183131128 (OP) -there are a lot of things that point to it being real, but the point is it doesnt matter, he was just using it as a way to escape the hardships of starting again and creating a family (same way he used his affair as a form of escapism before the show started)....though he did prevent a flood - ->>183131154 -nah seaason 3 was kino, you have terrible, terrible taste ---- 183131264 -dude let the mystery be lmao ---- 183131283 ->>183131128 (OP) -in his head, which is how he knew Nora was lying but accepted it for the sake of the relationship ---- 183131359 ->>183131283 -he literally died, was burried in a hole, and came back to life, anyone who legit believes it was in his head is actually retarded, also your line of reasoning doesnt even make any sense, if anything it being real would make it easier for him to know whether Nora was lying or not. ---- 183131477 ->>183131247 ->>183131283 -and saying it's all in his head kind of feels right imo. I don't really like the idea that Kevin and him alone was the one to vanish this world from existence and the countless of people there (in the case it's real). I think of it more like a subjective experience. Maybe the guy on the pillar had a different journey, as did Virgil, so I don't know. Virgil telling that to Kevin only opened the possibility of that experience to his subconscious. But obviously there is the same amount of info that points to that world being real. But that's the cool thing, the debate never ends. ---- 183131504 ->>183131359 -That can be explained away logically, honestly. The part that can't is that while he was having his little dream walk experience he saw a glimpse of what his bat shit father was actually doing at the time in Australia. As far as I can remember, Kevin had no idea where his father was until then. ---- 183131508 -it was real desu ---- 183131917 ->>183131477 ->>183131283 -no you retards, it was real, the show bats you over the head with it multiple times that it was real - ->>183131504 -no, you cant explain it logically, anyone that thinks that is double retarded ---- 183131969 ->>183131917 ->the show bats you over the head with it multiple times that it was real -how ---- 183132642 -it was forced ambiguity to keep people debating the show forever. only retards fell for it ---- 183132941 ->>183131154 -S2 and S3 were amazing. ---- 183133209 ->>183131128 (OP) -It was all in his head. diff --git a/tv/183131206.txt b/tv/183131206.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ade4be2a7ea56ec10899f3b78a3571f9e5db6055..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131206.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,31 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131206 ->finish kino ->become sad -are the movies good or are they like trek movies ---- 183131237 ->>183131206 (OP) -They're all trash except for In The Beginning. ---- 183131282 ->>183131237 -drat -on to stargate then ---- 183131538 ->>183131282 -don't believe that faggot. -In the Beginning is good and shows the Earth/Minbari War -The Gathering is decent and sets up the beginning of the series, it has original Sheridan and Delenn as JMS originally wanted her -Thirdspace is fun, an interesting concept, and stand alone -River of Souls and Lost Tales are good if you liked the series and want more stand alone stories -A Call to Arms is great, action packed, and leads into the follow on sequel series Crusade -Legends of the Rangers is the one that truly sucks and should be watched if you want a laugh ---- 183132015 -they didn't explain what happened to the psycore or Lando wtf ---- 183132154 ->>183132015 ->Lando -what? ---- 183132485 -Londo's ending is explained though ---- 183132657 -the TOS trek movies are good, especially when you hit 2 and 4 diff --git a/tv/183131268.txt b/tv/183131268.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 83f7988a75dd22d07dcb0cf61def863a0e4924ea..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131268.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,114 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131268 -other than dicaprio, what are some actor exampes of pretty boy death? ---- 183131699 -c ---- 183131795 ->>183131268 (OP) ->What 11 months of training and gear can do -ftfy ---- 183131837 ->>183131795 -what is gear? ---- 183131842 ->>183131268 (OP) ->goes from a normal looking teen to sminem in 11 months ---- 183131849 -He looks better. He was only good for taking dick in the previous picture. ---- 183131990 ->>183131849 -Dude went from pussy slaying alt girls, arthoes, older sisters, and moms to turning himself into an orc that only other men [like (You)] will comment on. ---- 183132014 ->>183131990 -Wrong. ---- 183132086 ->>183131268 (OP) ->>183131990 -Unironically he had the look braindead women desire prior. But now he has the respect of other men. ---- 183132096 ->>183131837 ->what is gear? -steroids. ---- 183132117 ->>183131268 (OP) -He looked better before, why the fuck do guys like looking like some short, stocky fat guy with "muscles" ? ---- 183132149 ->>183131268 (OP) -WHY -WHY - -FUCKING WHY -WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO SUCH A THING -literally makes me want to cry, he was beautiful ---- 183132151 ->>183132117 -Warcraft Dwarf aesthetic is the most coveted bodytype. ---- 183132156 ->>183132117 ->like some short, stocky fat guy with "muscles" ? -He's incredibly muscular in the later pics, you've just had your mind warped by roidtrannies. ---- 183132175 ->>183132096 -ah ---- 183132204 ->>183132014 -No, he's right. Dude went from a pussy slayer to your typical meathead bodybuilder incel/homo. ---- 183132208 ->>183132149 -Cry harder faggot. TOTAL TWINK DEATH. ---- 183132211 ->>183131268 (OP) -I know you're a faggot and I hope you get aids. ---- 183132227 -similar thing happened to my friend -although instead of turning into an orc he turned into one of those buff hairy dudes the gay spammer spams ---- 183132304 ->>183132227 -So he turned into something respectable. ---- 183132311 ->>183131268 (OP) -Lmao nigga turned Eastern European ---- 183132433 ->>183131268 (OP) -it's better this way. poor lad is losing his hair. at least now he can be a ripped bald guy instead of a skinny bald guy. ---- 183132573 -Me. Age, beer and stress on top of me not ever doing any skincare fucked me up so much people get surprised. ---- 183132626 ->>183131268 (OP) -the only thing i'm not sure about changing is the hairline -I would like to be this muscular, but I don't think it's worth it if I go bald ---- 183132929 -How the fuck do I avoid twink death bros -I just turned 29 but I've always looked younger than I am and still can pass for 18-22, but I'm starting to gain weight and people are starting to catch up nooooo ---- 183133026 -I experienced twink death 2 years ago it’s not fun :( ---- 183133057 ->>183132151 -Based ---- 183133069 ->>183132929 -Sunscreen, lots of water, exercise and diet will help slow it down but it comes for us all brother ---- 183133079 ->>183132929 -I hit twink death very early, somewhere during the pandemic -when I was 18-20 I would get LOTS of mires, sometimes kinda ridiculous such as a girl miring me while holding hands with her gymcel bf or almost falling down the stairs for looking at me, would get asked out, yada yada -but now I'm in my mid 20s and I'm invisible to women :( ---- 183133119 ->>183132929 -Stop eating dairy except yogurt. ---- 183133161 ->>183133119 -What does dairy do? ---- 183133181 ->>183132149 -Bigorexia is a thing. He probably views himself as tiny. ---- 183133262 ->>183131268 (OP) -Chalamet. He was never more pretty than when he was ~21-23. ---- 183133310 ->>183131268 (OP) -all the pussy down the drain. shame. ---- 183133433 ->>183132086 ->respect of other men -Men don't respect men on HRT diff --git a/tv/183131301.txt b/tv/183131301.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2c390db5ad80ad9ca6ece0ea24d70b8a094b7ff9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131301.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,61 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131301 -Am I supposed to know who this is? ---- 183131392 -if you didn't consum star wars product for the past 20 years why the fuck do you care now? ---- 183131399 -fake star wars fan kys ---- 183131618 -Am I supposed to know who this is? ---- 183131625 ->>183131301 (OP) -that chick from clerks 2 ---- 183131645 ->>183131301 (OP) ->Orange Orifice ---- 183131870 ->>183131618 -That's the guy from Star Wars 1. ---- 183131922 ->>183131301 (OP) ---- 183131963 ->>183131301 (OP) -Here's the comprehensive tl;dr synopsis by Kenibi himself. -https://youtu.be/RkTibALwfNg [Embed] ---- 183131979 ->>183131399 -Anyone who supports nu wars is a fake star wars fan ---- 183131980 ->>183131301 (OP) -Ahsoka is the key to all of this ---- 183131981 -It's an orange girl. That's all you need to know. ---- 183131987 ->>183131301 (OP) -Ass-Soaka ---- 183131995 ->>183131301 (OP) -Yeah? I googled her, it told me, now I know. What's your excuse? ---- 183132044 ->>183131301 (OP) -she's a good friend ---- 183132079 -She was a good friend. ---- 183132476 -Ahsoka played by Rosario Dawson ---- 183132620 ->>183131301 (OP) ->You have to watch 200+ episodes of children's cartoon before watching this show -Lel ---- 183132909 -Go on reddit and search essential Clone Wars order episodes. -You will be set with 20 episodes. Yes reddit is absolutely king when it comes to lists like that and recommendations. ---- 183133385 ->>183131301 (OP) -it's Rosario Dawson, fairly popular ---- 183133437 ->>183131301 (OP) -Isn't her head crest tentacle things supposed to be much taller and longer? ---- 183133484 ->>183131979 -Not nu wars diff --git a/tv/183131323.txt b/tv/183131323.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a33a19c545e248e140cda336f2314d84a70e564a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131323.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,229 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131323 -das rite ---- 183131394 -Feelings over reality ---- 183131420 ->>183131323 (OP) -I didn’t care about facts or history, representation matters chuds. ---- 183131431 -sorry, chuds -one drop rule. ---- 183131480 ->>183131323 (OP) -I dont care what they tell you in school -Stalin was a nigger ---- 183131512 ->>183131323 (OP) ->I don't care what historians and all facts say Cleopatra was Black just like me :) -Stupid bitch. ---- 183131533 ->>183131323 (OP) -Why are they so obsessed with blacks? Why don't they ever try pushing inclusion with any other "oppressed" ethnic group? ---- 183131534 -afrocentrism is a mental disorder ---- 183131555 ->>183131512 -those same historians insist that 6 million died. maybe she has a point. ---- 183131576 ->>183131555 -When you put it that way... ---- 183131580 ->>183131533 -it's fucking weird, americans are utterly mind warped ---- 183131585 ->>183131533 -Why are you? Do you really honestly care what race Cleopatra was? oh no they changed the race of one of the biggest slut in history who the fuck cares. ---- 183131652 ->>183131585 ->why do you care about such a pervasive and obvious agenda that’s affecting literally everything to the point where they’re literally trying to rewrite history, just stop noticing and caring about things stupid goy ---- 183131675 ->>183131323 (OP) -I blame Michael Jackson for making a music video where he cucks Pharoah Eddy Murphy. ---- 183131720 ->>183131585 ->bro just rewrite history solely to fit a modern liberal american's naive and racist worldview -No. ---- 183131723 ->>183131652 ->They're literally trying to rewrite history - ->https://apnews.com/article/censorship-books-school-libraries-holocaust-anne-frank-bb65349704ab2dae1ac90a0f9856d7b9 - -who are they anon? Are they in the room with you right now? ---- 183131729 ->>183131533 ->He doesn't respect black excellence -Anon... You're not a racist, are you? ---- 183131751 ->>183131585 -post hands ---- 183131766 ->>183131720 -Man, you guys give Netflix a lot of power. ---- 183131774 ->>183131585 ->they changed the race -When you put it that way, you give the seeting retards actual credence. No, no one changed cleopatra's race - they just casted a negro in some shitty netflix garbage. This shit isn't gonna subvert our knowledge of history. It's gonna entertain retarded, white liberals that already have too much brain rot to ever be redeemed anyway. - -It is the most fucking pathetic, impotent whinging imaginable, and the reason these braindamaged (and likely shitskinned) zoomers do it is because it makes them feel like they care. Like they're making a difference, by whining on the pedophile board of an anime porn website. ---- 183131790 ->I don't care what they teach in school -I believe you. ---- 183131792 ->>183131323 (OP) ->i don't care about what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was a White cock addict, therefore, a Black women ---- 183131809 ->>183131323 (OP) -We wuz kahngz ---- 183131819 -What an odd thing to have such adamant beliefs about. ---- 183131841 ->>183131774 -You right it's really important that we know and our kids now that the woman who is known to be slutty is white. ---- 183131866 ->>183131809 -white "people" made him do that, you cumskins are the scum of the earth ---- 183131902 ->>183131585 -You sir, are a nigger ---- 183131924 ->>183131323 (OP) -are black Americans retarded?Who would believe this? ---- 183131926 ->>183131866 -Are you sure about that jamal? ---- 183132109 ->>183131841 -You're an idiot ---- 183132166 ->>183131585 -You can't understand because you are a faggot and probably a nigger ---- 183132179 ->>183131533 -Like white people? The actual minorities on the planet! ---- 183132180 -Ahem, -WE ---- 183132273 ->>183131512 ->I don't care what historians and all facts say Jesus Christ was White just like me :) - -You and your religion are a joke, you worship an image of Cesare Borgia nailed to a cross. ---- 183132284 -I don't care what they tell you in school, 6 million jews didn't die in the Holocaust ---- 183132296 ->>183132273 -Obsessed ---- 183132426 ->>183132273 ---- 183132446 ->>183131580 -Like the BBC hasn’t been black washing for years now ---- 183132447 ->>183131866 -BUCKED ---- 183132538 ->>183131533 -Yeah it's fucking weird how the only minority that gets any attention are niggers ---- 183132585 ->>183131819 ->What an odd thing to have such adamant beliefs about. - -It ultimately has nothing to do with Cleopatra, but instead their intense insecurity, lack of identity, and need to feel part of a powerful important group. American blacks have huge insecurities. ---- 183132634 ->>183132273 ---- 183132636 ->>183131924 ->everybody telling you that the world is conspiring against ->everybody telling you that you were rulers of all the huge dynasties -they're indoctrinated to become a weapon to ruin the world ---- 183132694 ->>183132273 -Jesus was white. -This is how he looked like according to science. ---- 183132726 ->>183131512 ->just like me -That woman is clearly white, just look at her skin tone. ---- 183132733 ->>183131585 -ESL retards should be banned. ---- 183132749 ->>183131533 ->gook caesar ->abo cleopatra ->indio hasdrubal ->filipino arminius ---- 183132778 ->>183131924 ->are black Americans retarded? -Is that a real question? ---- 183132783 ->>183132634 ---- 183132824 ->>183131585 -Fucking nigger ---- 183132828 -Genuinely nobody but Hollywood producers and the Black people they hire believe this shit. ---- 183132928 -Blacks have been in Britain for 1000's of years. Is it really such a stretch that a literal AFRICAN QUEEN was Black? - -https://youtu.be/6M-qsVS8zeU [Embed] ---- 183133041 ->>183132928 ->horrible histories -At least they’re honest about the quality of the information contained in the video. ---- 183133107 ->>183131323 (OP) -That one black grandma that totally unhinged hundreds of thousands of people ---- 183133241 ->>183132273 ->trying to LE christ wasn't le white on a board full of atheists -reddit, please. lurk more ---- 183133297 -Jesus had a roman father, of course he was white ---- 183133319 ->>183131323 (OP) - ->cleopatra - -that doesnt sound like a black person's name, though ---- 183133331 ->>183133241 -4chan is a Christian website, Reddit are atheists and their heckin sciencerino. -Go back. ---- 183133393 -Is this the thread? - -Either way: >>183133268 → ->Dude he refuted -Nope. Gun crime is not all crime. Learn the difference. - ->>183133268 → -Wow! You showed 4 instead of 1! How about you show, oh, I don't know. The actual crime rate of England? ---- 183133421 ->>183131703 -They had all of those things you stupid inbred European moron. You won' though in a few years. ---- 183133451 ->>183131723 ->who are they -The artists who made the Netflix show. The executives who funded them. The media outlets that will frame only the reaction to blackwashing Cleopatra is problematic, but would portray the act of whitewashing any character as problematic. - -Networks of power are why this stuff is pervasive, and they're very open about their intent. ---- 183133493 ->>183133451 -> and they're very open about their intent. -I wish they would just spend their money on putting a gun in my hand, a license to kill, and a list of targets. Fuck this bullshit propaganda, I just want to murder you scum. ---- 183133510 -I don't care what they tell you in school. The numbers were exaggerated ---- 183133533 ->>183133510 -I care about what they tell you in school. Or rather, I care that they didn't do their job properly. ---- 183133573 ->>183132180 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eri4ujyL0xg [Embed] -it's true, all of it ---- 183133705 ->>183131809 -Blacks really are the best at eating ass diff --git a/tv/183131395.txt b/tv/183131395.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1644c951f591d153e3ee1c7748a53088aff5e7c7..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131395.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,20 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131395 -hehe ---- 183131682 ->>183131395 (OP) -Little Boy, get it? Because it incinerates yellow infants, hehe ---- 183132621 ->>183131395 (OP) ->fuck'em japs ---- 183133248 -evil Oppenheimer be like ->I am become life, creator of worlds ---- 183133544 ->>183131395 (OP) -Shoulda stayed at home yesterday ---- 183133578 -What bombs did the Enola Straight drop? ---- 183133700 ->>183131682 -Fat Man because it was made by Americans hehe diff --git a/tv/183131406.txt b/tv/183131406.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 63fc7e82a28c1e178d4186368e76badc33babc9e..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131406.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,38 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131406 -Why was the cop carrying an empty glock? Is he retarded? ---- 183131458 -his weak Irish hands couldn't pull the trigger ---- 183131516 -It's American everybody has guns ---- 183132091 ->>183131406 (OP) -BLM pushed for budget cuts ---- 183132334 ->>183131406 (OP) -*keeps you from pulling the trigger angrily ---- 183132378 ->>183131406 (OP) -The glock was bait to see if he would try and kill himself, why else do you think it was so easy to grab ---- 183132712 ->>183132378 -this ---- 183132827 ->>183132334 -what is that, how does it work? i don't know anything about guns ---- 183132831 -The safety was still on ---- 183132926 ->>183132831 -cops dont have safetys on their guns ---- 183132964 ->>183132827 -It's the Glock brand safety. Most safety's are on the side of the pistol by the thumb, you flip it up or down or the trigger will not activate the firing pin either by a trigger lock or a literal piece of metal between a little pin the hammer strikes into the back of a bullet which has a procession cap which sets off the bullet. Glocks are what's called hammerless, as in you don't see the hammer, it can't get caught on your cloths, it's inside the gun and the exterior of the gun does not have a safety toggle, in order to fire a Glock, you basically need to depress the center trigger into the rear trigger in order for that trigger to even be able to be squeezed and fired. If you grab if and don't know you need to depress the Glock safety, you will put so much forced on the actual trigger that it prevents the Glock safety from being activated, thus not firing a bullet. If you know how guns work but have never shot a Glock and I handed you one and said fire it as fast as possible, you'd just be squeezing on it until you realized you need to pull the trigger halfway back in order to even depress it all the way. ---- 183133060 ->>183132964 -interesting, thank you! ---- 183133203 ->>183133060 -https://youtu.be/V2RDitgCaD0?t=88 [Embed] - -Here's an animation of how it works timestamped to the safety animation. diff --git a/tv/183131451.txt b/tv/183131451.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2057b0a2ed2c4ec5777eb7e09d600c9f71876df5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131451.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,44 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131451 -Wondering why everyone was saying Picard S3 was the 'bestest ever' when it's been mediocre (at best)? - -The announcement of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy has cemented Alex Kurtzman as the man in charge of Star Trek for the next 3-5 years, at least, and it's all due to the relative success of Star Trek: Picard. Kurtzman was on the chopping block because of the rock-bottom ratings of STD and Picard S1/S2, but now he's enjoying a $100m+ deal for the next several years running Trek, and it's all thanks to """critics""". Here's what went down: - ->Kurtzman tasked Terry Matalas, showrunner for Picard S3, with making a nostalgia-bait season to suck up to the fans ->Matalas then contacted every outspoken critic - Robert Meyer Burnett, Nerdrotic, etc - and offered them access/favours and in some cases, direct financial compensation, to 'hype up' Picard S3. Note, RMB had access to Picard S3 and was hyping it up half a year before release - he's been promised a producer role on Trek in the future ->Picard S3 gets hyped from previously-negative sources - they constantly try to 'convince' fans that Picard is 'actually good this time' ->Picard S3 gets better numbers than other streaming Trek shows, enter the top 10 streaming shows for the first time. ->Kurtzman shows these numbers to Paramount+ and gets Secret Hideout's contract renewed for another 5 years. ->Immediately gets his (well-known to be terrible) Starfleet Academy pitch greenlit. - -If you thought Picard S3 was going to good, you fell for an insidious marketing ploy. Only a few Youtubers didn't fall for it. ---- 183131830 ->>183131451 (OP) -Sad ---- 183131834 -go home Doomcock ---- 183132048 ->>183131451 (OP) -all this crazy fan fiction to explain nothing more than braindead reviewers and audiences needing nothing more than references to things from when they were young and happy. - -kurtzman was going nowhere, there's no master plan, no one at paramount have any idea about anything other than trek being an ip they can milk. - -i know its easier to think you are part of some fandom rebel alliance, fighting the good figth to return trek to its former glory but there isnt anything to fight, is been over since 2009. - -trek is dead, bury it. ---- 183132095 ->>183131451 (OP) ->Only a few Youtubers didn't fall for it. -you can tell doomcock typed this ---- 183132155 -Source? ---- 183133038 ->>183131451 (OP) -Honestly? What are they actually gaining here? I was always gonna watch it despite how shit it is, and its vastly less shit than it used to be. ---- 183133548 -Season 3's "success" is nothing more than an indictment of a fanbase that is so thirsty they'll lap up runny dog shit so long as it has plenty of memberberry morsels mixed in. ---- 183133562 ->>183133038 -Articles like the Hollywood Reporter saying how much of a success Picard is. If you look up Picard on YT now, you'll just get videos about how good S3 is - before now, it was just a wash of videos about how bad Trek and STD are as a whole. - -They're trying to shift the public perception of the franchise just enough to hang on for more $$$ diff --git a/tv/183131455.txt b/tv/183131455.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 877eb9e646e30ea41b7b7c43a7b8eae834460da4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131455.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131455 -> only Native American in film is drunk stoner -Rogan bros… this will not come back to haunt him, r-right? ---- 183132953 ->>183131455 (OP) -natives are the only race woke forgot. they are consistently both hated and forgotten by literally everyone, every race and every demographic. simply because their sheer existence, they’re very presence, reminds western audiences this is simply not their land. you, you, and (You), yes you, are all immigrants or descended of immigrants. your ancestors are likely laying thousands of miles away in a far off land from when your family left escaping rats and plagues ---- 183132991 ->>183132953 -furthermore, the few times they are "included" it's some Asian actress that's like 1% native. ---- 183133251 ->>183132991 -useless story time: - ->be me ->proud red skin injun man ->apply for an artist grant ->finally gib me sum of day native money I always hear about ->denied the grant ->that’s fine ->ask why ->they outright lie to me ->okay whatever ->the actual winners are announced ->they’re all white women with mixed blood ->EXCEPT one black woman ->who’s half jamaican immigrant, quarter white, and quarter metis ->literal fucking black immigrants ->AND ONLY WOMEN ->are taking the native money - -this experience changed my life and my perspective on intersectional feminism. “Woke” doesn’t give a fuck about the oppressed. feminism? It’s all about white women keeping their Number 2 spot in the Oppression Olympics. fuck the native man, as it’s always been, and it always will be. oh well, when I die, my “art” will be revered by these fuckheads. they’ll probably even start grants in my name, and they’ll give it to white women. the sheer irony ---- 183133693 ->>183133251 -Fucking kek. I bet if you told your story to your alt lite grifters like Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, or Jordan Peterson, one of them would run with it for an interview. diff --git a/tv/183131464.txt b/tv/183131464.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c2d1235adbf2e8a70234e07963e2a88141480aa0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131464.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131464 -For me it's this guy Granville Bates from My Favourite Wife in 1940. - -Hilarious performance in the opening scene that has Cary Grant almost laughing. ---- 183131507 ->>183131464 (OP) -i like the judge from My Cousin Vinny ---- 183131740 ->>183131464 (OP) -the judge from ghostbusters ---- 183132167 -Anyone else notice that starting in the 80s most judges in Hollywood movies became black? ---- 183132774 ->>183132167 -CHUDS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET ---- 183133616 ->>183131464 (OP) -I like this judge from Witness For The Prosecution. His remarks about modern society are pretty timeless - ->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLaMV6zQND4&list=PLZbXA4lyCtqpNMtQR2K-11bCTYQZRTJ2-&index=8 [Embed] diff --git a/tv/183131596.txt b/tv/183131596.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8e90df71b4df4aba6850e62c5b9e07ac432155d9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131596.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,68 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131596 ->The balls are..........inert? ---- 183131804 -Good effort on the image, but the premise doesn't make sense at all. ---- 183131872 ->>183131804 ->The premise doesn't........make sense? ---- 183131925 ->>183131596 (OP) ->Vegeta's anus exploded? ---- 183132013 ->>183131596 (OP) ->the special beam cannon... killed Goku? ---- 183132029 ->>183131925 -lol ---- 183132061 ->>183131925 -Kek ---- 183132090 ->>183131925 ->the dose is... daily?? ---- 183132133 ->>183131804 -Zoomers detected - -The whole universe is going to die - -...I hope .y body can take it ---- 183132163 -I am become two guys now ---- 183132185 ->>183131596 (OP) -this >>183131925 -Some oldfag should post the gif, to traumatize the newfags ---- 183132297 ->>183131596 (OP) -Do you really think newfags are going to get this vintage meme? ---- 183132357 ->>183131925 -Thanks doc ---- 183132424 ->>183132185 -Ironic you think the other post is for oldfags. ---- 183132428 ->>183132163 ->I am become Kami ->Guardian of Earth ---- 183132504 ->>183132428 -Damn, that's way better. ---- 183132534 ->>183131925 -Fucking hell. ---- 183132815 ->>183131925 -best one so far, how long until merely posting this results in ban ---- 183133153 ->>183131804 -It doesn't make a bit of difference guys ---- 183133207 ->>183131804 ->It doesn't make a bit of difference.........guys? ---- 183133356 ->The demonic piercing light kill gun... killed Goku? ---- 183133366 -Buu...Uub diff --git a/tv/183131708.txt b/tv/183131708.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 303b392a9813036c1c3a792658137ef34d0cd075..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131708.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131708 -Where do you see her career going next? ---- 183131756 ->>183131708 (OP) -Mounting me like she's on horseback ---- 183131765 ->>183131708 (OP) -tongue out is demonic mockery ---- 183132072 -The role of giving me a blowjob. ---- 183132103 ->>183131708 (OP) -stallions have dicks ---- 183132122 ->>183131708 (OP) -But naked striper ---- 183132135 ->>183131708 (OP) -Twerking in a music video on wshh. ---- 183132169 ->>183132103 -She's an idiot, no surprise. I want her ass on my face regardless ---- 183132266 ->>183131708 (OP) -She is going to be in the new Safdie bros movie starring Adam Sandler. ---- 183132393 ->>183132169 -Who looks better between her and Nicki? ---- 183132451 ->>183132169 ->>183132393 -she's so fucking ugly, all non mixed black girls look like a man ---- 183132474 ->>183132393 -i'd probably go Megan because her body seems all natural, while almost everything about Nicki is fake. Nicki has a better face and probably tiddies though ---- 183132577 ->>183132266 - -What did he mean by this? ---- 183133661 ->>183132577 -Seems incidental diff --git a/tv/183131760.txt b/tv/183131760.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 96d3e503451b1c88ee5e52d5b8443601aae7ebe8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131760.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131760 ->man enjoying a big gulp falls into some fabric -What were they thinking? ---- 183133167 ->>183131760 (OP) -Fuck you for making me laugh that hard. ---- 183133312 -I cannot enjoy this movie without shutting off my brain. Am I the only one? diff --git a/tv/183131816.txt b/tv/183131816.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 54df0a77219212f83aef810f34292f21776679eb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131816.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131816 -Monsters ---- 183131939 -Feverman! ---- 183132401 ->>183131816 (OP) -She looks cute ---- 183132432 -wtf is this ---- 183132507 ->>183132432 -its what pixar ripped off for monsters inc diff --git a/tv/183131825.txt b/tv/183131825.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e4baa0d28b03fd81e453d491b2fbe0a424ce0366..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131825.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131825 -This Thursday is going to be the last time we see her as Stargirl. I'm going to miss her. Stargirl was a nice show. ---- 183131865 -Man-hips ---- 183132685 ->>183131865 ->Man-hips ---- 183133055 ->>183131825 (OP) -I felt like Stargirl (In her own film with a different actress obviously) could have kickstarted the new DC filmverse. It would have been similar to Ironman in terms of how it's about a normal human utilizing advanced technology that the audience can fantasize about using themselves. stargirl being a teenage girl would be an obvious bonus as it ticks those boxes and they already have the entire JSA lore built into her backstory. ---- 183133213 ->>183132685 -She's never going to touch your penis, whiteknight diff --git a/tv/183131855.txt b/tv/183131855.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bb230496c6b771709e26a2f15d8a36fe30df4fc9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131855.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,37 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131855 -What the fuck were they thinking? ---- 183131876 -Sopranos thread? ---- 183131901 ->Sounds like a race horse in there ---- 183131921 -Unironically probably the most soulful and memorable part of the film ---- 183131932 ->>183131855 (OP) -Looks good ---- 183131989 ->It's okay when Thor or GotG is silly ->But ANT-MAN is SERIOUS BUSINESS ---- 183132161 ->>183131989 -everybody hated thor's cg ---- 183132239 ->>183132161 -everybody loved Ragnarok. L&T was more serious ---- 183132479 ->>183132239 -nigga Love and Thunder was literally a cartoon -nothing in that movie mattered ---- 183132541 ->>183131855 (OP) -They were thinking "how can we create a nepojob for talentless frumpy middle aged Jew #5147?" ---- 183132549 ->>183132239 -Ragnarok is high art compared to phase 4 ---- 183133438 ->I know socialism is a strong word, but we can-- -WHAT THE FUCK, DISNEY?! ---- 183133463 ->>183131855 (OP) -Weet ik diff --git a/tv/183131875.txt b/tv/183131875.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d886102f46d32642674bef05916272c912da6964..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131875.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131875 -This show would be 10 times better if every episode was just the 3 daughters and the mother fucking each other in a massive orgy for 30 minutes. ---- 183131938 ->>183131875 (OP) ->LE BASED CONSERVATIVE SHOW! ->just more girlboss shit -Every time. ---- 183131994 -The mom and Dever are the only hot ones ---- 183132057 ->>183131938 -what is a girlboss? ---- 183132363 ->>183131875 (OP) -What a weird image . ---- 183133359 ->>183131994 -i liked the jew ---- 183133664 ->>183131875 (OP) -I only really liked the lesbian one. -The dumb one was okay too I guess. I like that she was unapologetically feminine. -The other one was just a black hole where comedy went, and the mum and Tim Allen were very generic. diff --git a/tv/183131911.txt b/tv/183131911.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 26c04f38b27a935b2fe03b26d3cf314063d523f9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131911.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,52 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131911 -could I play Superman ---- 183131961 ->>183131911 (OP) -Sure why not? ---- 183131965 -You could play his retarded brother. ---- 183131986 ->>183131965 -I'll take it Mr Gunn ---- 183132003 ->>183131911 (OP) -no im playing 007 go away ---- 183132012 ->>183131911 (OP) ->>183131965 -Yeah, definitely the Bizarro phenotype. ---- 183132111 ->>183131911 (OP) -You look like you have SIDS ---- 183132159 ->>183131911 (OP) -Could you take a shower instead? ---- 183132281 ->>183132159 -Showering is his kryptonite ---- 183132286 ->>183131911 (OP) -You'd be a terrific Down Syndrome Man ---- 183132379 ->>183132111 -you mean GRIDS ---- 183132439 ->>183131911 (OP) -Shave and work on that jawline a little. ---- 183132650 ->>183132439 ->work on that jawline ---- 183132659 ->>183131911 (OP) -You look like a rapist. They should call you Rape Man. ---- 183132683 ->>183131911 (OP) -if you lost weight sure. ---- 183132719 ->>183132659 -It's dingaling time -https://youtu.be/UQOyeDD5yTE [Embed] ---- 183132758 ->>183131911 (OP) -you're too white diff --git a/tv/183131920.txt b/tv/183131920.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8a422f19cc912d551d707fa799c64f755c8f4083..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131920.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,273 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131920 -What do we think of Kevin's new strategy? What took him this long to reach such a conclusion? ---- 183131972 ->>183131920 (OP) -Too late. -Brand ruined. ---- 183131975 ->>183131920 (OP) -If he's tired of inexperienced directors, why the fuck does he keep hiring them? ---- 183132039 -I thought the main reason they hired inexperienced directors was so they could shove their corporate strategies in instead of a unique director vision ---- 183132043 -this baldfaggot never hired legit directors because all their fastbood bullshit was precooked ---- 183132051 ->>183131972 -Remember when HBO produced a 30$ million GOT spinoff with Naomi Harris and they axed it because it was so shit they didn't want it to see the light of day? Same with the Batgirl movie. Almost like maintaining some semblance of quality control is worth losing millions of dollars in the long run ---- 183132081 ->>183132043 ->fastbood - -What ---- 183132082 ->>183132051 -Naomi Watts* ---- 183132130 ->>183131920 (OP) -Sounds pretty racist and sexist, my guy. ---- 183132170 ->>183131975 -They intentionally hired inexperienced directors to have complete creative control over every production. They have no one to blame but themselves ---- 183132171 -So that ? They never let the directors do what they want and who really have the creative rein are the producers who make constant changes ---- 183132229 -Marvel movies don't have directors. They have on-set coordinators. Everyone knows these movies are corporate visions. If any MCU film fails, it absolutely should come down to corporate. ---- 183132243 -https://fandomwire.com/kevin-feige-tired-of-inexperienced-directors-ruining-mcu-reportedly-wants-to-hire-only-top-talent-after-colossal-ant-man-3-failure/ - -Op forgot the link ---- 183132271 -what, he thinks he is going to get tarntino or scorcese to direct a cape shit lol? - -the only reason they hired no name directors is so they could control them and force them to do what disney wants ---- 183132274 ->>183132081 -audiences were quick to lash out at ant-man 3 ---- 183132278 -Easier to blame directors than the tools they were given, i.e. D-list actors playing side characters of the MCU. Or at least share the blame. It's just a spiral race to the bottom. ---- 183132290 ->>183132130 ---- 183132315 ->>183132039 ->>183132043 -This seems to be the case, this makes the remark bait for clueless retards and also very hypocritical. ---- 183132348 ->fandomwire -This is the most low effort site and its constantly spammed here -It's basically AI ---- 183132377 ->>183131920 (OP) ->intentionally hire lesser known directors because they'll accept less money and they're more willing to let Disney make all the creative decisions ->IT'S THE DIRECTOR'S FAULT ---- 183132390 -"top talent" shouldn't lower themselves to capeshit -it's an asterisk on the CV of any respected director ---- 183132406 ->>183131920 (OP) -like who? ---- 183132449 ->>183131920 (OP) -how about you fire some of the writers first, you dumb robot looking dipshit ---- 183132453 -The state of modern directing is so fucking sad. Take any journeyman director from the 80's and 90's and they would run circles around 99% of these clueless dweebs directing these $200 million movies ---- 183132458 -top talent doesn't want to be told what to do -top talent doesn't want their movie re-edited -top talent doesn't studio interference -top talent doesn't want focus grouped into oblivion ---- 183132491 ->>183132406 -Taika waititi , James gunn and Josh weedon were literally unknown to the mass public until they worked on marvel ---- 183132495 ->>183132390 -A hard R rated Quentin Tarantino or David Fincher Marvel movie would be insane. ---- 183132496 ->>183132458 -"BUT THE AUDIENCE SAID IT WASN'T FUNNY ENOUGH!!" ---- 183132509 -Can they get some writers who have more credits than Rick and Morty? ---- 183132548 ->>183131975 -He had a good eye for them and it worked out this far. The guys who did Winter Solider basically never did anything before that film other than tv. This is more to do with Feige losing power overall from what I've heard, other execs are having their say with disastrous consequences. ---- 183132551 ->>183131975 -Keeps trying to repeat the Russo's situation but they were lightning in a bottle. They need more directors like Joe Johnston who understand tone. ---- 183132581 ->>183131920 (OP) -but ant-man 3 had the same director of ant-man 1 and 2 ---- 183132589 ->>183132491 -Was Buffy the Vampire Slayer mainstream or did I let Whedon stans gaslight me in the mid 00s? ---- 183132598 ->>183132581 -The article creator didn't know that so ignore it ---- 183132614 ->>183132491 -joss whedon had a much better profile before marvel than he does now -buffy, angel, firefly and even an alien movie... what's he doing these days? ---- 183132637 ->>183131920 (OP) -Didn't the same guy direct all 3 Ant-man movies? ---- 183132663 ->>183131975 -you should know that everything that gets posted on /tv/ is outrage clickbait. he of course never said anything like that, in he has not said anything as this is simply a rumor - ->A new rumor from insider Jeff Sneider, while speaking on The Hot Mic, potentially revealed that Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige is looking to adjust how the company hires some of its biggest creatives. - ->Sneider noted how he was told that "Feige does want to hire more established talent behind the camera." ---- 183132706 ->>183131972 -fpbp -It's not like they weren't told. It's not like we didn't tell them that we're out after Endgame unless we see a real attempt to avert the wokening. -They adopted the "fuck you you'll watch anything" attitude. -We told em it wasn't true. -They kept going. - -What is it about Disney that has their executives believing they get infinite second chances? ---- 183132717 ->>183131920 (OP) ->Hire Rick and Morty writers ->Get Rick and Morty writing ->"How could this be happening to me???" ---- 183132740 ->>183132043 ->this baldfaggot never hired legit directors -???? ---- 183132742 ->>183131920 (OP) -imagine ruining movies with your pre planned homogenous focus tested faggotry, not letting the directors direct, and complaining it's their fault ---- 183132743 ->>183131975 ->why the fuck does he keep hiring them? -95% of their movies are CGI and the scripts are crap so who cares, i suppose he wants The Daniels, Villeneuve, Matt Reeves, Donnie Yen or Stahelski maybe, shit like that. ---- 183132767 ->>183132589 -Bro no one cares about TV show directors. ---- 183132818 ->>183131975 -Diversity is more important than experience, chud. ---- 183132834 ->>183131920 (OP) ->Ant-Man 3 -I didn't even know there were an Ant-Man 1 and 2. Who the fuck is Ant-Man? ---- 183132846 ->>183131920 (OP) -he championed chloe zhao - -lol ---- 183132864 -They hired a bunch of inexperienced women as showrunners. The hawkeye show ruined.winter soldier ruined.she Hulk ruined.secret invasion looks like shit ---- 183132878 ->>183132581 -he lost some experience due to studio interference ---- 183132891 ->>183132834 -Rick Moranis ---- 183132893 ->>183131920 (OP) -Directors aren’t the problem. Feige’s plans are shit. Nobody cares about young avengers. They wanted to see the adults shine. ---- 183132922 ->>183132743 - -Expanding on the CGI aspect, the CGI sequences in most capeshit films are created before they even have a script for the movie. Then the movie is built around the CGI action scenes. - -The way marvel chooses to make their films shows you they very clearly don't expect much of the director. Then this dipshit blames the directors for the way his company chooses to make their films. ---- 183132923 ->take all the ideas from Ultimate comics so you can establish the Marvel continuity on the 2000's ->take out anything even remotely cool, make it completely safe for public consumption ->fuck up the beginning because you can't use mutants and spider-man ->make it through sheer dumb luck because your first film, which didn't even have a script, is a hit just because the main cast and the director pulled some moves ->ten years later get too big for your breeches and decide that you don't need star actors, mutants, the avengers, or anything really, to carry your movie franchise -Yeah. ---- 183132955 ->>183132893 -Not just feige, the whole structure that makes creative decisions are woke idiots ---- 183132967 ->>183131920 (OP) -One reason they were hiring indie directors is most projects have the Marvel team on there controlling a lot of it. They just figured they could save on budget by not paying directors ---- 183132980 ->>183132766 -Greggheads rise UP ---- 183133029 ->>183132290 -Reverse image search brings up zero results. What's this supposed to be? ---- 183133046 ->>183131920 (OP) -These fuckers made four of their best and highest grossing movies with former directors from Arrested Development of all things, and one of their worst with a Best Picture winner. Honestly I have no idea what they're looking for. ---- 183133098 -Who is going to see "Ant-Man"? - -20 years ago, if you told someone that Hollywood was going to make a single "Ant-Man" movie you would have been laughed at as a delusional idiot. Now apparently there are 3 of these? Who is going to go see "Ant-Man 3"? Was there really so much spillover demand from "Ant-Man 1" and "Ant-Man 2" that they were compelled to make a third one? - -Why are they making these enormously expensive films that nobody asked for? ---- 183133128 ->>183133046 -Which movies? ---- 183133212 ->>183131920 (OP) -Just watched antman 3 and holy fuck the thing is lifting things straight from past Disney movies. ->him taking his army outta the quantum realm is a RIP off of Clu and his army leaving the digital world ->everyone showing up at the same time outta fucking nowhere to fight the big bad is right from the last ST star wars movie ---- 183133226 ->>183133098 -Ant man was always the weakest link, but all the new characters have bombed so hard they now need it to be a tentpole ---- 183133228 ->>183132766 -Yep, always knew this guy was Reddit. No surprise there. ---- 183133258 ->>183133098 -the first movie was small and fun, the 2nd is a shitfest the plot is a mess and it looks rewritten several times, the 3rd one was the big introduction to the main villain for the next 4-5 years, George Floyd, I haven't seen it but all looks even worse. ---- 183133301 ->>183133098 -I'd be fine with a third but the issue is that they killed the tone of the Ant-Man films. The first two were low stakes fun romps, they knew he was a silly hero and not Captain America. But For this third one they decided to make it the big epic to set up the phase because they have no other heroes. ---- 183133313 ->>183131920 (OP) -They got lucky with the Russos but at least they were fans of the comics. Hiring tv people is fine if they have experience with sci fi or fantasy. Hiring animation people is risky. Same with indie films. I think indie horror or crime directors can make the jump to big budget movies. Hiring acclaimed indie directors known for dramas and not being genre fans is a recipe for disaster. ---- 183133333 ->>183133258 ->the 3rd one was the big introduction to the main villain for the next 4-5 years, George Floyd -Who will soon be fired due to assault. ---- 183133337 ->>183131920 (OP) -"top talent" won't put up with his shit and will quit halfway through ---- 183133370 ->>183133313 ->I think indie horror or crime directors can make the jump to big budget movies. -Need more like Raimi who can pull off serious and camp. ---- 183133373 ->rumors ->allegedly ->reportedly ->sources living right next to the building where he took a shit once ---- 183133383 ->>183131920 (OP) -they did this with Raimi and it was still putrid dogshit. - -what they need are WRITERS, and they need those writers to TALK to each other so they can at least pretend to be in a shared cinematic universe again. ---- 183133411 ->>183133226 -As a fan of 1 and 2, 3 was just a straight mess between the over reliance on set piece after set piece, most of the auxiliary characters from 1 and 2 are just removed from 3, Hope somehow looking older than her mother. ---- 183133485 -You made three Paul Rudd movies into multimillion dollar shows so stfu. If you hire 50 year old actors and don’t pay for script development you get what you deserve! ---- 183133588 ->>183131920 (OP) -He needs real writers instead of Rick and Morty retards, big name directors won't do shit to save this franchise ---- 183133615 ->>183131920 (OP) -Love seeing Disney fail. -Stop giving this retard advice. ---- 183133643 ->>183132453 -Yea I’m convinced the movies are all some kind of highschool drama dick sucking money scammer contest. If you succ the most and get the most money without being called out you rise to the top. Every movie is being managed like factory production with pajeet art. ---- 183133712 ->>183132740 -Honestly, he probably made the most decent phase 3 film of them all. ---- 183133745 ->>183132449 ->>183132509 ->>183132717 ->>183133383 ->>183133588 ->writers -He just need to use the comics that the people want and that's it, these are the writters, idk why the fuck he needs to hire more people other than them to write capeshit. diff --git a/tv/183131956.txt b/tv/183131956.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c4fc6b22516add30170d320875449716cfc921c9..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131956.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,46 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131956 -So this is what the kids find funny nowadays? ---- 183132017 ->>183131956 (OP) -Wow ooops! I dropped my MONSTER condom! That I use for my MAGNUM dong! ---- 183132225 ->>183131956 (OP) -In 2007 ---- 183132248 ->>183131956 (OP) -I'm watching this right now ---- 183132317 ->>183131956 (OP) -kids are on tiktok, you boomer ---- 183132661 -Nobody under the age of 25 watches that shit. ---- 183132721 ->>183131956 (OP) -i watch it every morning so i can fight like a crow ---- 183132768 ->>183131956 (OP) -Just the first nine seasons ---- 183132804 ->>183132017 -You're positive! You've got the HIV. Yes, AIDS big time! ---- 183132890 ->>183132804 -You weren't supposed to stab her! (Pointing to the Waitress) You were supposed to stab her! ---- 183132914 -First 10 or so seasons were actually hilarious. Now it’s another faggy soapbox show. ---- 183132919 ->>183132890 -Move in after completion ---- 183132988 ->>183131956 (OP) -Only up until Mac comes out as gay and then it all becomes PC bullshit ---- 183133082 ->>183131956 (OP) -I like the show but goddamn Rob is such a massive turbofaggot irl ---- 183133387 ->>183131956 (OP) -It was funny till the midget showed up ---- 183133461 ->>183133387 -I can't believe there are people who don't find Frank funny. diff --git a/tv/183131977.txt b/tv/183131977.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ce353ed1c2ee52d982736af6c1deb074e2cb074a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183131977.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,205 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183131977 -Has any documentary tried to tackle this philosophical conundrum? ---- 183132055 ->>183131977 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fuHzC9aTik [Embed] ---- 183132078 ->>183131977 (OP) -this is now a bond burger bread cuz op sucks ass ---- 183132084 ->>183131977 (OP) -1 trillion lions would still only be like 2% the size of the sun ---- 183132112 ->>183132084 -yeah but...that's a lot of fuckin lions. ---- 183132134 ->>183132084 -What if the lions had guns? ---- 183132142 ->>183131977 (OP) -How many lions would be necessary to create a sun? ---- 183132177 ->>183132142 -you ever see a lion speedfuck? - -just 2 ---- 183132182 ->>183132084 -Okay how about 100 trillion lions vs the sun? ---- 183132247 -i did the math, the sun weights a lot more than a trillion lions so theres no way the lions could win the sun would just overwhelm them ---- 183132282 ->>183132084 -And those 1 trillion lions could seriously fuck some shit up if thrown into the sun. ---- 183132295 ->>183132247 -The sun doesn’t weigh anything retard. Fire doesn’t have weight ---- 183132306 ->>183132247 -But how many lions bites can the sun even survive? - -If they coordinate it well they might win ---- 183132343 ->yfw the Sun is actually a gas giant ---- 183132370 ->>183132295 -im gona blow youre mind' -fire has a little bit of weight -the sun has so much fire its A LOT of weight -the sun is big, man -real big ---- 183132402 ->>183131977 (OP) -The lions would win if they attacked at night ---- 183132404 ->>183132306 -lions arent flame resistant though so they cant even bite him -maybe if the lions had like stone armor ---- 183132422 ->>183132295 -How do you think gravity works then retard ---- 183132546 -What about a trillion lion sized suns versus one sun sized lion? ---- 183132561 ->>183132404 -They can go at night and bite the sun to death ---- 183132563 ->>183132422 -Gravity is just a theory and hasn’t been proven yet. You’re just like those big brains that thought we lived in an earth centric universe. One day the lie of gravity will be dispelled and you’ll feel retarded ---- 183132595 ->>183132563 ->hasn’t been proven yet -Try throwing something in the air ---- 183132611 -As long as there is a sun it's going to create more plants for the lions' food to eat, which will only create more lions so they can keep coming indefinitely -the only winning move here is for the sun to burn out ---- 183132632 ->>183132595 -At the extremes the theory falls apart, that's what he means. ---- 183132652 ->>183132295 -Highest IQ /tv/ post ---- 183132660 ->>183132595 -You can't convince me there aren't invisible fairies dragging things back down to earth. ---- 183132697 ->>183132611 -Lion do not eat plants you fucking donut puncher ---- 183132698 ->>183132306 -They can bite but only once per lion - -How many kamikaze lions to scare the sun into surrendering? ---- 183132699 ->>183132595 -I bet you also believe in evolution. ---- 183132729 ->>183132652 -Go and weigh some fire and prove me wrong. You have to subtract the weight of the tinder/ashes. ---- 183132781 ->>183132697 -What about a crippled antilope? - -that's technically a vegetable ---- 183132788 ->>183132697 -get fucking dunked on kid ---- 183132927 ->>183132788 -I have been lied to my entire life ---- 183133078 -AIEEEE SUNBROS LOOK AWAY ---- 183133162 ->>183132788 -animals are smart enough to eat whatever is good for them, or available.That's why your cat eats fucking cat food, lol. It was never "programmed" into them. ---- 183133165 ->>183133078 -i can't belive the sun is fucking dead ---- 183133246 ->>183133165 -It's about time if you ask me. ---- 183133277 ->>183131977 (OP) -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlNb5qFCeu0 [Embed] -what would happen if a sun made of ice collided with a sun made of lava? ---- 183133311 ->>183133165 -Suits the cunt right if you ask me ---- 183133338 ->>183132084 -yes but they can make a coordinated attack ---- 183133361 -Reminder that given the extreme distance between us and the sun and time dilation the sun will freeze 10000 years before we even see it frozen ---- 183133372 ->>183132370 -h2g2 entry on the sun ---- 183133382 ->>183132084 -a mosquito is smaller than that compared to a human and look at their k/d ---- 183133403 ->>183132561 -Night: the sun's Achilles heel ---- 183133409 ->>183132084 -just attack at night ---- 183133419 ->>183133361 -The sun could already be frozen and we wouldn't even know it! ---- 183133455 ->>183133419 -No, it will freeze in like 50000 years from now, you'll likely be dead, sorry cuz ---- 183133480 ->>183133455 ->you'll likely be dead -Nah, that's not me. I'm going to live. ---- 183133496 ->>183132084 ->sun big, sun win ---- 183133518 ->>183133455 ->likely ---- 183133520 ->>183133480 -In our hearts, sure. ---- 183133536 ->>183132084 ->weight of sun ->4.385 × 10^21 lbs ->weight of 1 trillion lions ->4 x 10^14 lbs -At sufficient velocity they might cause something catastrophic to happen to the sun but I'd still call it a a draw. And, given that one of the contenders is a star, is enough time allowed for the lions to evolve into something intelligent enough to create an AI that would teach them how to build a weapon to the destroy the sun? ---- 183133557 ->>183133419 ->>183133455 -It takes sunlight 8 minutes to reach us on earth, so as long as earth travels away from the sun at 8 minutes per hour we will never run out of sunlight ---- 183133593 ->>183132142 -All of them ---- 183133606 ->>183133409 -Found the Polack ---- 183133609 ->>183132402 ->The lions would win if they attacked at night -This is the perfect response. ---- 183133610 -What about the Sun versus one Jordan Peterson? ---- 183133637 ->>183133536 -This is so dumb: you are assuming that the lions and the sun will just crash into each other? -Lions have teeth and claws, the sun will be in the fight of its life. -Especially at night. ---- 183133639 ->>183132563 -Theory is by definition a hypothesis that has been proven ---- 183133648 ->The copium on this thread.. - - Not looking good /tv/ bros. ---- 183133689 ->>183133610 ->it's quite the contrary: the fire is rising! ---- 183133725 ->>183131977 (OP) -Technically the lions since the sun is dead already. So the lions win the fight to the death by default diff --git a/tv/183132056.txt b/tv/183132056.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5b1dc0494584e03a5f02d888ea0b6ef3fd2e889f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132056.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132056 -He cute ---- 183132944 ->>183132056 (OP) -That's just a woman with short hair diff --git a/tv/183132129.txt b/tv/183132129.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 849e64a3c743f171347e20baa4ea30ec2aa60401..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132129.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,36 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132129 -what the fuck was her problem ---- 183132372 ->>183132129 (OP) -She was a shittily written character is midwit least common denominator goyslop ---- 183132374 ->>183132129 (OP) -Needed me to marry her when she was a virgin so we could have a nice family together and stuff. ---- 183132396 ->>183132129 (OP) -she's jewish ---- 183132398 ->>183132129 (OP) ->YOU ARE A MAN, YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN -wtf elaine was based ---- 183132420 -There was always an undercurrent of Elaine's self-loathing due to her attraction to how based George was. ---- 183132429 ->>183132129 (OP) -she was annoyed that he was criticizing a woman for being bald when he was in fact, bald. ---- 183132469 ->>183132429 -But she also acknowledged it was normal (and in her mind, acceptable) for bald women to wear a wig. ---- 183132516 ->>183132469 -that lady wasn't wearing a wig. just a hat. ---- 183132568 ->>183132129 (OP) -Jewish Women make psychopaths look well adjusted. ---- 183132674 ->>183132516 -You misunderstand me. Elaine remarked that most women don't go around with a bald head and typically wear wigs. ---- 183133623 ->>183132674 -Yeah, she said they usually wear a wig and that’s how Jerry didn’t know women went bald. I don’t think she has a problem with men wearing toupees, just the fact that George was being a hypocrite and acting like hot shit bugged her diff --git a/tv/183132196.txt b/tv/183132196.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 227deee03198e937921ba90eef9eba9fdb4c6889..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132196.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132196 -What the fuck was his problem? ---- 183132279 ->>183132196 (OP) -Literally was a chud ---- 183132322 -The humans ---- 183132590 ->>183132196 (OP) -ningen diff --git a/tv/183132242.txt b/tv/183132242.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 870dc402593294ed2ad38d97b94dc04c2d02b649..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132242.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132242 -I have a retired, lonely mother who needs some joy in life. Can you suggest me some movies to show her? No violence or anything 'complicated' to understand, please. ---- 183132325 ->>183132242 (OP) -Final Flesh -Fateful Findings -Love On a Leash -Ryan’s Babe ---- 183132366 ->>183132325 -these all sound like softcore porn titles ---- 183132486 ->>183132325 -wtf, apart from love on a leash, all are sub 6/10s ---- 183132558 ->>183132242 (OP) -Cold Comfort Farm -The Apartment -Hedgehog in the Fog -Grizzly Man ---- 183132956 ->>183132486 ->muh normies didn't like it -They're all pure kino ---- 183133009 ->>183132366 -Final Flesh kind of is in a way -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlcrsAZUC-E [Embed] ---- 183133025 ->>183132242 (OP) -Move her into your house you fucking psychopath. She needs people not a fucking movie. ---- 183133028 ->>183132242 (OP) -This one is very comfy, wholesome and very straightforward. ---- 183133035 ->>183132242 (OP) -K-dramas. -also cool Jesus print. ---- 183133114 ->>183133035 -Kill yourself diff --git a/tv/183132359.txt b/tv/183132359.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 32efad395b8224def11705f59dadc1f80c3592a2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132359.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,86 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132359 -it's over ---- 183132410 ->>183132359 (OP) -Several films too late. ---- 183132478 -His time is long over. His best quality is introducing the masses to more obscure forms of action/slop. The internet (and soon AI) do that better so he’s been increasingly shown to be more derivative as a result ---- 183132481 ->>183132410 -yeah, now we are left with ACTUAL good directors like.......uhh....................Nolan .....Snyder ? ---- 183132501 ->>183132410 -fpbp ---- 183132520 ->>183132359 (OP) -Thank God. Cheesy one dimensional goyslop. ---- 183132550 ->>183132410 -last good one? ---- 183132571 ->>183132410 ---- 183132723 -they're just poorly disguised vehicles for his nigger and foot fetish ---- 183132787 ->>183132359 (OP) -So who's going to be doing the Oscar-winning "Kill Whitey" movies now? Peele? That Jew who did Prey? ---- 183132809 -so once upon a time in hollywood is bad now? huh... ---- 183132840 ->>183132809 -It was the moment it was released. Boring, pretentious, pointless drivel. ---- 183132887 ->>183132550 -Deathproof ---- 183132896 -I think he seriously wants to start writing novels. Best of luck to him, though he should definitely brush up on his grammar/syntax a bit. ---- 183132943 ->>183132840 -Not his fault you have a low attention span ---- 183133058 ->>183132943 -I saw through it, didn't I? Kept waiting for something to happen, and nothing ever did. NOTHING happens til the stupid, ridiculous ending. ---- 183133071 ->>183132887 ->his worst movie is his.......le best ! -contrarianism killed this board ---- 183133095 ->>183133058 -Filtered ---- 183133136 ->>183133058 -Hahaha you're serious aren't you? Welcome to movies, buddy. ---- 183133138 ->>183132359 (OP) -He'll instead make a Netflix series now Fox Force Five ---- 183133190 ->>183133071 -Even as a left handed movie, Death Proof is incredible. It's a perfect execution. ---- 183133222 ->>183133058 -Upvote ---- 183133232 ->professional liar tells another lie ->media report liar's lies with no context about liar telling the same lies -breathtaking ---- 183133256 ->>183132478 ->the internet do that better -retarded ESL ---- 183133412 ->>183132359 (OP) -NOOOOOO ---- 183133432 -What about kill Bill volume 3???? ---- 183133475 -Why did M0SSAD pick her to be his wife? ---- 183133608 -Come to think of it, I never bothered to rewatch any of his films. I didn't even bother finishing Hateful 8. ---- 183133619 -some day people will look back at OUATIH's last scene with confusion and ask -'how did people eat that crap back in the day?' ---- 183133667 ->>183132550 -Jackie Brown -once it failed he doubled down on just remaking pulp fiction again and again diff --git a/tv/183132375.txt b/tv/183132375.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a0a7dad8ba52b4385f5648cd00c16c6e085fbbc2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132375.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132375 -I drank the vodka ---- 183133096 ->>183132375 (OP) ->the vodka…got me drunk? ---- 183133127 ->>183133096 -2/10 ---- 183133160 ->>183133096 ->I am become drunk, lander of planes ---- 183133188 -what have I become ---- 183133540 -It's time ---- 183133649 ->>183133540 -why is it so dead during the weekdays? ---- 183133698 ->>183133649 -No real /druk/ards. diff --git a/tv/183132419.txt b/tv/183132419.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 14643013529a93151a7534d02393a6b6ca0c1dd2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132419.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132419 -aaaaaaand dropped diff --git a/tv/183132459.txt b/tv/183132459.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d399425aa1203d409f8a185a61f7714ba617fdf5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132459.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,76 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132497 -SOULESS ---- 183132514 ->>183132459 (OP) -When obvious money laundering like this happens, who is incentivized to find it? ---- 183132569 ->>183132459 (OP) -they pocketed 95%+ of the funding, are you retarded? ---- 183132609 -RoP was better than two towers and return of the king ---- 183132680 ->>183132459 (OP) -Look at the behind the scenes stuff for the Jackson films. They were legitimatly works of love with tons of skilled craftsmen doing their part. They took time, effort, and passion to make. Meanwhile the other is a corporate product made to make a profit. ---- 183132748 ->>183132459 (OP) -If this kind of thing isn't actual money laundering then I truly have no idea ---- 183132785 ->>183132459 (OP) -Amazon budgets are inflated to fuck though. ---- 183132837 ->>183132748 -You truly have no idea. -You don't even know what money laundering is. ->>183132569 ->Amazon took Amazon's money and pocketed it -That's stupid. ---- 183132863 ->>183132459 (OP) -mark my words -I will NEVER watch rangz of power ---- 183132869 -No professional armor smiths because they are annoying to work with (wont do stupid shit). No plans outside of what Pinterest front page had. ---- 183132885 ->>183132459 (OP) -right version is more faithful to the book descriptions - -Tolkien wasn't into fancy metrosexual soldiers ---- 183132908 ->>183132837 -epic ---- 183132916 ->>183132459 (OP) -All those DEI consultants need range rovers ---- 183132924 -Budget? ---- 183132938 ->>183132748 -Perhaps left was borrowed somewhere and nto specifically made for the show. Looks like something a really dedicated autist who is into medieval LARPing would make. Too much effort for a series. ---- 183132948 ->>183132837 ->Amazon is a person -You colossal buffoon ---- 183133011 ->>183132938 -A quick google search would tell you that Loras' armor was specifically made for the show, along with the other costumes, before they scrapped the costume department. ---- 183133048 ->>183132948 -Legally yes ---- 183133064 -money laundry no other way ---- 183133112 ->Hunters and A League of Their Own, which is ending with a truncated season two, stand out as expensive disappointments of the Salke era. The latter cost in the ballpark of $90 million for eight episodes, including a premium paid to Sony for certain rights. - ->And in September 2019, Amazon announced a deal with Phoebe Waller-Bridge, ->But within a few months, Waller-Bridge departed the show due to clashing creative styles. Her three-year deal, at $20 million a year, bore no fruit, yet Amazon recently renewed it, announcing that Waller-Bridge would write (but not star in) a Tomb Raider series. Some Amazon insiders have questioned how much she will contribute to the project, noting that Amazon has been seeking a showrunner to help write and oversee it. - ->Amazon recently renewed The Peripheral, a sci-fi drama from Jonah Nolan and Lisa Joy that cost close to $175 million for eight episodes (sources say their final eight-episode season of Westworld at HBO cost about $140 million). Amazon has ordered six additional hours of The Peripheral despite what sources say has been lukewarm audience engagement. “It probably should have been canceled,” says an insider. “But they made a megadeal and the political capital they would lose with Lisa and Jonah would be too great. And they have other shows coming.” Fallout, the next show from Nolan and Joy, is also “extremely expensive,” says a source. ---- 183133200 ->>183132837 -It seems you actually have no idea what money laundering or embezzlement is, how corporate structures are set up, or the accounting tricks company's use to move around losses and profits between divisions. ---- 183133202 -It's not money laundering, there are just little to no talented people with passion left in Hollywood, especially when it comes to craftsmanship. It's only about meeting the deadline by cutting all costs. ---- 183133334 ->>183132885 -who cares bro? it looks ugly, it looks cheap diff --git a/tv/183132465.txt b/tv/183132465.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f001df41e23d5ea31c4319fa2e63d071d0cbf9e1..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132465.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132465 -Are there any movies like American History X where the guy doesn’t turn into a total fag at the end? ---- 183132564 -Shut up and grow up chudlet ---- 183132655 ->>183132465 (OP) -father and son, finally reunited - -heartwarming :,) ---- 183132684 ->>183132465 (OP) -If that shit is real it’s just going to fuel my fear of water. ---- 183132688 -Cee-lo-canth ---- 183132710 -science has gone too far ---- 183132711 -Alpha Dog ---- 183132716 ->>183132684 -looks like AI ---- 183132720 ->>183132631 -Literal Gojira (Gorilla + whale) ---- 183132724 -look at that dudes toes haha ---- 183132725 ->>183132684 -You've never seen Blackfish? ---- 183132776 -Shot Caller seems kind of like the film you're looking for. Guy becomes an Aryan gang member to survive in prison and at the end, he's the leader of the gang. ---- 183132853 ->>183132465 (OP) ->are there any movies where the bad guys win? -lmao why would there be, terrible question ---- 183133144 ->>183132465 (OP) -He became a democrat because he doesn’t enjoy hypermasculine anal sex. ---- 183133407 ->>183132776 -This diff --git a/tv/183132473.txt b/tv/183132473.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 79690f3c197f7565e9e5efa903de691a49a0173b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132473.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,71 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132473 -How do you stop him? ---- 183132524 ->>183132473 (OP) -Fuck him ---- 183132532 -A mop handle and a swift kick to the head. ---- 183132635 ->>183132473 (OP) -cinderblock on top of chest ---- 183132722 -One on one? You disarm him and then rip his head off. - -He has the strength of a grown man, so unless you are one, your best bet is to not let him sneak up on you. ---- 183132731 ->>183132473 (OP) -it's a plastic doll anon you can snap its legs in an instant ---- 183132789 ->>183132473 (OP) -I'd listen, which is what no one else did. ---- 183132803 ->>183132473 (OP) -He's honestly not that powerful, he just uses the element of surprise. If anyone was actually expecting him and had 24 hours of prep time he would get his shit kicked in. ---- 183132810 ->>183132473 (OP) -just kick him ---- 183132826 ->>183132473 (OP) -Put him in a crematorium ---- 183132868 -Cut his weiner ---- 183132879 ->>183132473 (OP) -Do pretty much anything. Every protagonist in Child's Play is mentally retarded and they quadrupled down on it with the show. ---- 183132903 ->>183132803 ->prep time -this, batman knows what hes talkign about ---- 183132904 -Give him the vaccine ---- 183132946 -car bomb ---- 183133093 ->>183132731 -He is not plastic. He is flesh and blood. The guy spews blood anytime he "dies." That is sorta the joke. He is also as strong as an adult. ---- 183133113 ->>183132789 -Fucking kek - -I don't remember Chucky shooting up a school, unless you count replacing the rounds with live ones in 3. ---- 183133151 ->>183132946 ->COME OUT, YE LITTLE MAN ---- 183133281 ->>183132473 (OP) ->YOU STUPID BITCH ->YOU FILTHY SLUT ->I’LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME ---- 183133325 ->>183133113 -That was the dumbest shit ever. You can't switch bullets and turn a paintball gun into a real gun. ---- 183133377 ->>183132789 -lmao ---- 183133389 ->>183132722 -How you rippin the head off someone as a strong as a grown man? ---- 183133399 ->>183133325 -They use real guns not paintball guns diff --git a/tv/183132493.txt b/tv/183132493.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 328ae875071d0573be683f479b8b85ecbeee3303..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132493.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132493 -What are some shows/movies someone into older women would enjoy? ---- 183132579 -Is there a fan base more obnoxious and faggy than suck session ---- 183132848 -Kill old fart lovers. diff --git a/tv/183132539.txt b/tv/183132539.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cd956133e9c205f771f681788a32bb50e285b1a8..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132539.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,44 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132539 -ITT robot / AI / android kino ---- 183132798 ->>183132539 (OP) -W-was it kino? ---- 183132900 ->>183132798 -Not OP but I saw it and didn't hate it. Imagine Ex Machina if it was made as a joint venture between skinemax and syfy channel ---- 183132901 ->>183132798 -This is a scene from the movie, what do you think? ---- 183132942 ->>183132901 ---- 183132972 ->>183132798 -coomer kino ---- 183133000 ->>183132942 ---- 183133036 ->>183132901 -Yeah I think I get it. -Kinda trite desu. It's not like it's actually addressing the coming obsolescence of women, in fact it's the opposite, it's a fetish movie for women to pretend they're a robot while master dominates them. - -Had to be done. -Doesn't have to be watched. - -And for me the whole point to Ai waifus is to express just how much I hate women by erasing them from my life completely. Chick flicks are the opposite of that. ---- 183133094 ->>183133000 ---- 183133137 ->>183133036 -Not a chick flick moron, it's a softcore low-budget sci-fi. No woman would want to see it and even the title, Wifelike, would likely drive them away ---- 183133456 ->>183133137 ->softcore low-budget -chick flick. - -Men watch actual porn until they cum, then watch documentaries about the history of steam engines until they're horny again. - -Do you know a single man that saw any of the 50 shades of grey sequels? You don't understand women at all. ---- 183133636 ->>183133456 ->You don't understand women at all. diff --git a/tv/183132543.txt b/tv/183132543.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4ebe865736d2a4579f1fbebada047ab850d751f0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132543.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132543 -Do you believe the Top Model franchise still holds up today? diff --git a/tv/183132570.txt b/tv/183132570.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a2045812162b2f697cfad81bd877a3c5ac4eb656..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132570.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132570 -*Casually teaches you everything you need to know about politics diff --git a/tv/183132593.txt b/tv/183132593.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cc92b6dbd1802180b9424ed6b5858da890e0aa48..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132593.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,13 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132593 -Jarvis invent a 20-page professionally formatted script for an original cartoon series. ---- 183132757 -As an AI language model, ---- 183133090 -Jarvis, recast Kang, and CGI his face in all the footage with the new actor's face. ---- 183133208 ->>183133090 -Ai will be able to do exactly this sooner than you think I reckon. -Because that is perfectly possible, it's literally just billions and billions of small operations done with a modicum of intelligence. That's what Ai does. - -All it needs is for you to want it. diff --git a/tv/183132602.txt b/tv/183132602.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cfd875e11b672d6be650a91c1c9908c5450291cd..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132602.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,16 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132602 -Shame "Renfield" flopped. Now there's no chance for Dark Universe ever coming together. I liked that film, it felt very 'darkuniversish' with more action packed approach. I could feel it taking place in the world of gods and monsters they established. ---- 183132714 ->>183132602 (OP) -I would only accept the dark universe if it culminates in a remake of Monster Squad. ---- 183132940 ->>183132602 (OP) -It was a very bad film that wasted great Dracula casting and interesting filming locations. Gangsters plot made even less sense than whatever they wanted to pull with dr Jekyll and mr Hyde in The Mummy. ---- 183133283 -Dark Universe is going to happen. They are going to release a lot of separate monster films and these films will naturally fill the world with reborn characters. ---- 183133566 ->>183132714 -That could be cool. ->>183133283 -Well, at least it's something. I guess. diff --git a/tv/183132667.txt b/tv/183132667.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 56ba986162028ee497a6ba10879b59ef8ff5e5b4..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132667.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132667 -Why did she want to die? diff --git a/tv/183132670.txt b/tv/183132670.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b33b4ee302830a5ae49f6a98f47bdeafdee884c2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132670.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132670 ->goy slop: the film ---- 183133269 ->>183132670 (OP) -bump op, make it into an oppenheimer edit and it'll get a bunch of (You)s ---- 183133391 ->>183132670 (OP) -Nothing will top this kino. diff --git a/tv/183132671.txt b/tv/183132671.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a197dec72f06f5ac71f1c4c71536e2b5a3f58248..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132671.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132671 -What is /tv/'s opinion on nudity in film? Why do many actresses film more explicit scenes for lesbian films? ---- 183133145 ->>183132671 (OP) -left is a straight sex scene though ---- 183133371 ->mfw diff --git a/tv/183132741.txt b/tv/183132741.txt deleted file mode 100644 index b9d5ca64a170158cad8cc3c888a2fa53cc15e584..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132741.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132741 -Why do redditors love this shit? ---- 183132765 ->>183132741 (OP) ->I'm now reminded of how they ragequit Twitter after being labeled state propaganda -fucking lel ---- 183132773 ->>183132741 (OP) -That's so racist again Japanese people. ---- 183132836 ->>183132741 (OP) -It's how they download their new rage opinions ---- 183132850 -they feel the need to memorize the correct opinions using highly processed information like blogs and podcasts ---- 183132990 -Are there any actual good news podcasts out there or are they all made by globohomo companies ---- 183133154 ->>183132765 -I’m fascinated by this, because its an odd quandary for leftists. - -On the one hand, they worship the state’s monopoly and hail it as the solution to, literally everything. - -But here, they flee from it and deny any association to it (despite objective observable facts) diff --git a/tv/183132805.txt b/tv/183132805.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d5c1bf756f573e1e56d2918e9dd9dfdbc65c5819..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132805.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132805 -you brought your dog bowling? ---- 183132875 ->>183132805 (OP) -Donny just chillin ---- 183133218 ->>183132875 -Cause Donny's not there. ---- 183133400 ->>183132875 -He's out of his element diff --git a/tv/183132817.txt b/tv/183132817.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 778a9fd63a7b270c74cead3cbdaeb219a4f69171..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132817.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,56 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132817 -Why are we trying so hard to make Dark Universe happen when there's a better option? ---- 183132851 ->>183132817 (OP) -American cryptids are so cool. Meanwhile European “cryptids” are gay shit like an old man that licks your feet at night or a talking onion. ---- 183132932 -pope lick monster? -more like poop dick monster ---- 183132954 ->>183132817 (OP) -I want to see DB Cooper vs Mothman ---- 183132979 ->>183132954 -Frogman vs Mothman ---- 183133003 ->>183132817 (OP) -Animated Hellboy Cryptid series, for the love of god. 30 minute episodes, each episode is Hellboy and one/two of the rest of the characters meeting weird people and figuring out what the deal is with each cryptid. You can even get Perlman and Liz back because he's too old and she's too sick to do live action ---- 183133034 ->>183133003 ---- 183133066 ->>183132932 -The Pope Lick Monster is apparently a goat man who likes to lure people out onto railroad trestles in the hopes they're run over by trains. ---- 183133073 ->>183132817 (OP) -all these lake monsters need to get together and mate. ---- 183133074 ->>183132817 (OP) ->No Jackalope -C'mon man, men had to go hunting with stope pipes on their legs to keep these guys from fucking them up! ---- 183133088 ->>183133003 -Kill yourself you pathetic capeshit man baby. You’re literally incapable of appreciating anything unless you cram your infantile capeshit into it. ->OH MY GOD WOULDNT IT BE AWESOME IF WE HAD A CROSS OVER OF XXXX WITH CAPESHIT MAN??? SEEING CAPESHITMAN MEET UP AND HAVE WACKY ADVENTURES WITH YYYYY WOULD BE SO HECKIN EPIC. MAN THEY SHOULD MAKE AN ENTIRE SERIES WHERE EVERU FILM HAS A DIFFERENT CAPESHIT MAN MEETUP WITH THESE WACKY CHARACTERS. THEN WE CAN HAVE A HUGE EIC CAPESHIT FILM AT THE END LIKE AVENGERS OH MY SCIENCE SOMEONE GET ELON MUSK ON THE PHONE LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!! ---- 183133166 ->>183132817 (OP) -OP...actually wasn't a faggot today, this is a great idea. Although there's a lot of Nessie knock offs here. And the Pope...Lick Monster what?? - -I had a book about vampires I got from the library and the Chupacabra chapter scared the beejesus out of me - -You could throw in the Jackalope too, but he's considered a good guy even if he isn't he's just a rabbit ---- 183133538 ->>183132851 -Africa has some cool stuff. ---- 183133583 ->>183133074 -Just kick it to death lol, it's a bunny ---- 183133611 ->>183132817 (OP) -Primeval-like show but protagonists chase Cryptids instead of dinosaurs. Would that be good? ---- 183133657 ->>183133611 -My idea: set it during the colonization period of America. Small colonies encountering various cryptids that fuck their shit up so they need to find ways to defend themselves from it ---- 183133715 ->>183133538 -Africa has a giant spider and that's all I care about diff --git a/tv/183132838.txt b/tv/183132838.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9ce3657fedde0c19dbc015d9b7520769fe635f18..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132838.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,22 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132838 ->only one managing the servers ->father owns the company ->still can’t get a raise… - -Bros… ---- 183133323 ->>183132838 (OP) -This greedy son of a bitch made me hate fat fucks as a kid. ---- 183133362 -Speilberg has a constant theme of unsupportive and absent fathers. Here poor Dennis isn't even allowed to have his father's last name. ---- 183133430 ->>183133362 ->>183133323 ->>183132838 (OP) -not going to lie he looked mad comfy and I was jealous as a kid I was sad when the dino spat at him ---- 183133505 ->>183132838 (OP) ->fat ->therefore bad -90s characterization was soulful (and correct) diff --git a/tv/183132933.txt b/tv/183132933.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2e7d04ab9ce64213d9879dac9164320f9a1cc047..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132933.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,25 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132933 -Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries. We find out why a man thinks He's a woman when he has XY chromosomes. Join us, perhaps you can solve a mystery ---- 183133044 ->>183132933 (OP) -I'd always get so pumped when THE UNEXPLAINED category would pop up ---- 183133176 ->Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries. We find out why a man works a job for no financial remuneration. Join us, perhaps you can solve a mystery ---- 183133321 ->>183133044 -Tonight's mysteries: - ->unexplained murder ->disappearance ->a demon from another dimension tortured a man for 6 hours in 1987 and then vanished ---- 183133408 ->>183133321 -And as a 7 year old that shit had me HOOKED. Plus the spoopy reenactments. -That I'm sure if I watched now they'd be laughably bad ---- 183133424 ->>183133408 -The reenactments were kino. ---- 183133447 ->>183132933 (OP) ->is the episode about the Louisiana couple who got shotgunned in their car by rednecks diff --git a/tv/183132986.txt b/tv/183132986.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4ce14aee40605b095c8e2e7e1265c20b3a3a1dfb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132986.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132986 -TV camera footage looked perfect on televisions in the 90s. Then jewtube came along and now that footage looks dim, low detail, less colorful, and wack online. Can’t someone create an NTSC/PAL emulator and have Rumble install it on their website, or at least make it available for VLC? diff --git a/tv/183132995.txt b/tv/183132995.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 28d445531a558e026f9066bcec4658b2dc033026..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183132995.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183132995 ->Oh, you don't want politics in your Star Wars? ->Well I've got news for you chud, Emperor Palpatine was... le politician! - -Why are they like this? - -When people complain about politics being forcibly inserted into modern media they are referring to 21st century identity politics, not depictions of governmental bureaucracy or political systems such as voting. It's quite tiresome seeing all this strawmanning being treated like it's some big "gotcha" moment. ---- 183133051 ->>183132995 (OP) -George Lucas intended to say something about society ---- 183133125 ->>183132995 (OP) -being deliberate dishonest pieces of shits is basically democrat voter party policy at this point diff --git a/tv/183133007.txt b/tv/183133007.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ddb78073ce0f083c7f8502867e9f57fc360c50f5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133007.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133007 ->A-DADA-DADA like this in the background, what the fuck is it with you? diff --git a/tv/183133018.txt b/tv/183133018.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ae34ffe48a6b34488686c609ece756dfcc8c1043..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133018.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133018 -Why didn't Dr Strange use the mcguffin Book in Dr Strange 2 to defeat Thanos during Inifnity War? ---- 183133469 -He didn't think it was real you retard. he literally says this. Try paying attention, it's fucking capeshit dumb nigger - - -All fields diff --git a/tv/183133022.txt b/tv/183133022.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3d0a017b2c4e661756306e5b7bbaa9d4048e60e0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133022.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133022 -Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? ---- 183133101 ->>183133022 (OP) -Elliot Page ---- 183133118 ->>183133022 (OP) -Looks kinda like Anya Taylor-Joy. ---- 183133131 ->>183133022 (OP) ->... ->... ->... ->*primordial gurgling* ---- 183133172 ->>183133022 (OP) -So this peace of shit walks up on land 20000million years ago and now I have to watch the fall of western civilization??? ---- 183133247 -I have to pay taxes thanks to this cunt ---- 183133467 ->>183133022 (OP) ---- 183133502 -Literally me. diff --git a/tv/183133130.txt b/tv/183133130.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d1bda3f077e360d76761c02cf8dbea9b55405100..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133130.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133130 -Are there more of it ? diff --git a/tv/183133135.txt b/tv/183133135.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c4dd20d4757c59c21abdbae464761486fc46ca46..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133135.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,37 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133135 -Come up with a movie premise involving this car. ---- 183133404 ->>183133135 (OP) -nigger robs bank, goes on a chase until it runs out of fuel, then gets shot to death by white sherriffs. ---- 183133462 ->>183133135 (OP) -a movie about a man with the smallest penis in the world ---- 183133477 ->>183133135 (OP) -It has Frank Grillo in it ---- 183133492 ->>183133135 (OP) -Robert Oppenheimer leads a clandestine wartime effort to create a vehicle of mass destruction then has moral qualms when the vehicle is successfully used for its intended purpose -It's a metaphor for climate change ---- 183133514 ->>183133135 (OP) -It's the ultimate villain of fast and furious -final scene is classic doms dodge vs this modern 1000horsed final dodge ---- 183133552 -god what a fat piece of shit car ---- 183133558 ->>183133135 (OP) -Wasteland world with extremely fast monsters roaming vast empty salt flats and only a few safe outposts scattered across the earth. Movie focuses on one man who makes sprint runs from one outpost to another to deliver critical supplies ---- 183133565 ->>183133135 (OP) -A man has sex with a car ---- 183133586 ->>183133552 -Faster than yours, busrider ---- 183133591 ->>183133135 (OP) -shitskin tourist thread ---- 183133669 ->>183133586 -kek diff --git a/tv/183133169.txt b/tv/183133169.txt deleted file mode 100644 index cc9a4c0ee5d6d841eaeed14b86daedb39c425236..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133169.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133169 -for....me? ---- 183133196 ->truman, truman get my bomb ---- 183133221 ->>183133169 (OP) ->>183133169 (OP) -For (You) ---- 183133352 ->He threw a man from a plane.......after shooting him? ---- 183133388 ->This was ..........part of his plan? ---- 183133402 -The agency... didnt file the flight plan? diff --git a/tv/183133178.txt b/tv/183133178.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3c68e249b38f231ea1fdafa575c9dff0dc51d4f3..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133178.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,20 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133178 -I liked it. What about you? ---- 183133350 ->>183133178 (OP) -Congrats, you like shit. ---- 183133386 ->>183133178 (OP) -Where's Sidney? ---- 183133452 ->>183133178 (OP) -Garbage. Scream shills. ---- 183133465 -Goyslop: The Movie ---- 183133627 ->>183133386 -Dead. ---- 183133694 ->>183133178 (OP) -It was better than 5 and 3, but the killer reveals were awful. diff --git a/tv/183133185.txt b/tv/183133185.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 80ddccb21af4a244cd1f89431ce1a757ffacd768..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133185.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133185 -Danny Devito ->weird transition shots ---- 183133686 ->>183133185 (OP) -Me ->Covers lens with a fistful of my own shit before it fades into the next scene diff --git a/tv/183133225.txt b/tv/183133225.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c9a61cd13e21a8f15036c2f11e75acf8d5b01ae2..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133225.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133225 -Is it the greatest ransom movie ever made? ---- 183133286 -why is there no torrent ---- 183133322 -nvm lol ---- 183133327 ->>183133286 -Because it's easily available online. ---- 183133631 ->>183133225 (OP) -But does it have Mel Gibson screaming like a lunatic tho? -https://youtu.be/twT4sAZOFQ0?t=91 [Embed] ---- 183133721 ->>183133631 -It has Toshiro Mifune screaming like a lunatic instead. diff --git a/tv/183133332.txt b/tv/183133332.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e251f6d1f527a189d6cbfc83cf7d5519a0aa5cdb..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133332.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,19 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133332 -If this movie, which ruined an entire generation never existed, what movie(s) would've done so instead? ---- 183133535 -women didn’t even watch scott pilgrim ---- 183133559 -Generations are a psyop ---- 183133580 ->>183133332 (OP) -What the fuck are you talking about? Glad you missed quads ->>183133559 -Literally this holy shit ---- 183133592 -BPD AND ECSTASY ---- 183133597 ->>183133535 -This. Scott Pilgrim captured an era, but didn't dictate it, which is why that meme song is so incorrect ---- 183133599 -I think Titanic and Bridesmaids have had similar effects on women. diff --git a/tv/183133345.txt b/tv/183133345.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d9b2c9588b6fc852b6cb0404630e0a58d29bc7d5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133345.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133345 ->I am become.........pickle? ---- 183133378 -Please Oppey don't bomb em diff --git a/tv/183133375.txt b/tv/183133375.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4af7c5bbb929b10483fc26ef5e9a274c84660913..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133375.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,36 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133489 -dey wildin hup in hurr ---- 183133524 -I really do not like negroes ---- 183133545 ->>183133524 -yeah well you saying this on 4channel didn't save her did it ? ---- 183133556 -all because walmart is shutting down in chicago -https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1681594138276322.webm -black lives matter yall'dve ---- 183133572 -shieeet we ain't got no food no mo ---- 183133584 -She called them the N word ---- 183133594 ->>183133584 -In America that’s a crime ---- 183133603 ->>183133545 -don't talk to me beast ---- 183133634 ->>183133584 -but they are n words ---- 183133658 ->>183133556 -OH THE JEWEL AGENCIES ARE STILL THERE! - -Everyone else has to stay cause you're selling your gold on a roll shit. ---- 183133665 ->>183133584 -god i hate Nintendo bitches and their mario movie ---- 183133682 ->>183133556 -this is peak burgerpunk diff --git a/tv/183133443.txt b/tv/183133443.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c6a9f033b50d44c3fcc1dec1e0acfd358a53e8ea..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133443.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133443 ->The heroin... was addictive?!? diff --git a/tv/183133471.txt b/tv/183133471.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9804faf4eadc3a950e1ab2881cfb473e9c534285..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133471.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,30 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133471 -I liked Mulholland Drive (except the end) and The Thirteenth Floor. ---- 183133507 -This meme unironically works me ---- 183133537 -Maybe Fellini moves like La Dolce Vita for the surrealism, or something like The Long Goodbye for the neo-noir atmosphere ---- 183133585 -Noirs on Drugs ->The Big Lebowski ->Filth ->Inherent Vice ->Kiss Kiss Bang Bang ->Bad Lieutenant ->Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans ->Vanilla Sky ->Something In the Dirt -Neet Schizo kino ->Reflections of Evil ->Fatal Pulse ->Murder Death Koreatown ->Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend ->Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees ->Split (1989) ---- 183133681 ->>183133471 (OP) -Vanilla Sky -Pulp Fiction -Eyes Wide Shut -Memento diff --git a/tv/183133472.txt b/tv/183133472.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f74dda407ebdd8041c0d713574008a4447a9fc14..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133472.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133472 -Was Goth low key gay for Schindler? Nigga rode his dick and was somehow too oblivious to the fact that Schindler was saving his Jewish workers? Shit makes no sense diff --git a/tv/183133488.txt b/tv/183133488.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 376afc0714fba65c5d4b12fd0dddbe1214b55bcf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133488.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133488 -Why are brown haired people to call themselves white way more often than aryan people? Do they know that aryan people don’t consider poop hairs as truly white? ---- 183133515 ->>183133488 (OP) -I guess blondes are poop hair too with a bit of pee cause a lot of blonde people's hairs become brown as they age. ---- 183133570 -I am a blond hair, blue eyed aryan and brunettes are not human. ---- 183133581 -frogniggers aren't white ---- 183133595 ->/tv/ - Television & Film ---- 183133683 ->>183133488 (OP) -Aryan is not a real thing. - -We need another Berlin. Just utter destruction of a center of subhuman racists. Spare the rod, spoil the child. I get that they don't have wives, so we should probably destroy a lot of statues, white art, abort some babies. Just something to make sure their death is more symbolic. Make them really suffer before we kill them. diff --git a/tv/183133527.txt b/tv/183133527.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 3c4c155eb273d63c5198a6c9bbf7db0e899528e5..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133527.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133527 -It was okay. Definitely not terrible. ---- 183133600 -okay thanks for sharing your generic opinion on this 7 year old movie. ---- 183133628 ->>183133527 (OP) -GUL'DAN CHEATS diff --git a/tv/183133561.txt b/tv/183133561.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 34af6fe95c0868b295d39d1e7ea01ee7b2b74695..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133561.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133561 -Any actual films with white protag getting with black girl and not the shitty bond movie? ---- 183133605 ->>183133561 (OP) ---- 183133625 -Malibu's Most Wanted ---- 183133638 -Fat nigger ---- 183133680 ->>183133561 (OP) -Another one looking like a white girl painted black. ---- 183133688 -Sonic ---- 183133716 ->>183133561 (OP) -Hitler would understand. diff --git a/tv/183133587.txt b/tv/183133587.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c0ffc509b53ee87af6f84fe0adfd196880c68c85..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133587.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133587 -roman wins edition -prev >>183121740 → ---- 183133679 ->>183133587 (OP) -Who thinks Roman and Gerri will reconcile before the end? ---- 183133690 -if roman wins will he keep gerri around? ---- 183133722 -Kendall bros, I can't hold all these Ws from the last episode. We are eating well tonight. diff --git a/tv/183133590.txt b/tv/183133590.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 631b4f29d3f32839a585db689e9ddda28a2a028f..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133590.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133590 ->childhood girlfriend falls in love with him ->Job is to win video games ->Becomes badass muscular hero ->Probably had sex for the first time at 12 ->Wanders the Internet with his dog and his hot piece of ass - -If he wasn't your role model then you probably were a faggot ---- 183133630 -my role model was my father not a cartoon character. diff --git a/tv/183133598.txt b/tv/183133598.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4e8eff0a593607a6cfd04d0fe5fa7e6b378a240a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133598.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133598 -He absolutely did nothing wrong diff --git a/tv/183133612.txt b/tv/183133612.txt deleted file mode 100644 index edd7479f160b1583625da350122f5362b3fb1aaf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133612.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133612 -What was he thinking? ---- 183133676 ->>183133612 (OP) -Your fault for watching JewTube. ---- 183133723 ->>183133612 (OP) -He was thinking: -Satan is good. Satan is our pal. ---- 183133732 -what do you mean? He's always done shit like that diff --git a/tv/183133618.txt b/tv/183133618.txt deleted file mode 100644 index a0edbecb3fd382fa8afc8089279f886584ebf73b..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133618.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133618 -> Antman quantummania HD print out on fmovies - -Are you going to watch it? ---- 183133646 ->>183133618 (OP) -I don't watch capeshit. ---- 183133666 ->>183133618 (OP) -why the fuck would i watch that ---- 183133714 ->>183133618 (OP) -Not right now. Maybe later. Maybe. -It's not like I'm invested in Marvel any more, and I have a LOT of anime to get through. diff --git a/tv/183133633.txt b/tv/183133633.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 37f11073b8389b20b973d622cfa305c6bb69ecdf..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133633.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133633 -Thoughts? Crazy that its been 10 years. I followed this live as it was happening on Twitter and local police scanners ---- 183133706 ->sure a lot of people got their legs blown off, but Muslims were the real victims. diff --git a/tv/183133650.txt b/tv/183133650.txt deleted file mode 100644 index f28541beb9aeb03ae1e57c3cdbb8bc8318538534..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133650.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133650 ->yes judge they are making fun of me for making the bomb on this website 4chan diff --git a/tv/183133656.txt b/tv/183133656.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 91f23b74b82fb9873ac02629f6fc8743e8aac38c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133656.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133656 -Is there any connection between Renfield and The Mummy as teased by TheMummy official? ---- 183133695 -The connection is that conniving Jews made both diff --git a/tv/183133663.txt b/tv/183133663.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e27beb73a8f29dd3262bc32e36022d22399c262c..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133663.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133663 -WHAT -THE -FUCK -DID -I -JUST -WATCH ---- 183133710 ->new normal films diff --git a/tv/183133692.txt b/tv/183133692.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bcc8953653136be621209f716bbbb3d750998711..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --- a/tv/183133692.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ ------ ---- 183133692 -TOTINOS ->TOTINOS -TOTINOS ->TOTINOS -TOTINOS ->TOTINOS ---- 183133750 ->>183133692 (OP) -Never produced an ounce of genuine comedy in his life