diff --git a/v/636151297.txt b/v/636151297.txt index bf2a6367e955995b944806078d1e19fd65571dfc..043900abd96e3ca99f066d3a09253748e9265968 100644 --- a/v/636151297.txt +++ b/v/636151297.txt @@ -131,3 +131,1199 @@ That's what you get for expecting a grappler to be good. Zangief and Manon playe --- 636167375 >>636151297 (OP) Fighting game threads suck because it’s an endless parade of people who don’t ply them bitching about motion inputs, people who don’t play them trying to Jack off, people who don’t play the specific series/game the thread is about bitching about it, people who play the games badly bitching about balance and tryhards, people who play the game well trying to defend every aspect of the game including the parts that are bad, and people who don’t play the game bitching about the e-celebs that play the game, and then a few shit stirrers that just like to be involved. Shout out to the guys who post lobbies though. +--- 636168319 +>>636157858 +He needs it +--- 636168924 +Every time I try to play something other than +R I just feel dumb because I could be playing +R instead. Melty, Vsav and KoF are ok distractions once in a while when I'm asked for matches in those, but other than that I couldn't care less about other games. +--- 636168985 +>>636166395 +If you're talking about the rollback patch, you got it backwards. +R got rollback before Strive's was even announced. +--- 636169025 +BBCF +SF6 demo +Will try Idol Showdown when its out tomorrow +--- 636169140 +>>636168985 +ASW gave mikeZ and his troupe the source code in order to fasten development and give people something to play after Strive got delayed. The unofficial rollback patch was progressing at a snail's pace. +--- 636169224 +>>636169140 +That's just grasping at straws, there's zero reason to think that Strive had anything to do with +R's development. +--- 636169285 +>>636151297 (OP) +Been playing through the story mode in Advanced V.G. on PC Engine CD, it's fun. +--- 636170289 +standard or deluxe? +--- 636170412 +>>636170289 +Standard and wait for the eventual complete edition +--- 636170608 +>>636170289 +do you like Ed, Rashid and Akuma? +>Yes +Then go with Deluxe +>No +Then go with Standard +--- 636170650 +>>636170289 +I dont give a shit about the upcoming 4 dlc characters so I went for standard +--- 636170829 +>>636170608 +they really should've left ed or rashid in the base game not sure why capcom never wants to add a rep from the previous game to the new one in the base roster +--- 636171105 +>>636170608 +Idk about Rashid and Ed, but I like Akoomer and if Aki has Fang's poison I would play her. +--- 636171309 +>>636171105 +Akuma is releasing next year so I think it would be smart to buy only the Standard edition and then buy the season pass if you like how AKI plays (or maybe just Akuma and AKI depending on the DLC prices) +--- 636171541 +>>636151297 (OP) +Too hype for street fighter to feel like playing anything else, honestly. JP looks like way too much fucking fun, can't wait to run dirty teleport setups on people. +--- 636171839 +>>636151297 (OP) +Been playing P4 Arena, not Ultimax, the 360 version. It's good, shame Umtimax isn't on Xbox, guess i'll have to play it on switch +--- 636172586 +>>636170412 +>>636171309 +That's probably the smart move. There's more than enough base roster characters I'm interested in learning +--- 636174164 +>>636151297 (OP) +Played the demo for SF6 the other day, the 1v1 matches in whatever the basic bitch fighting game mode was ran fine, but the world tour stuff ran like ass for me. + +Sad that my ageing rig might not be able to handle sf6. i5-3570, 16gb ram, 6gb 1060. Hopefully post release patches clear up the performance, cause I aint gonna be upgrading any time soon, broke af. + +Been playing some kof15, eventually went and did that omega rugal fight. kinda ez :/ +--- 636175053 +>Street Fighter getting all this praise + +I feel good bros. +https://www.gamesradar.com/street-fighter-6-already-looks-like-the-total-package/ +--- 636175354 +>>636157858 +what do you mean? are you calling this bad? it's the best quick antiair there is +--- 636175635 +>>636159529 +>$2 +Thanks for mentioning that. I was kicking myself for not buying it during the spring sale +--- 636176597 +>>636171839 +>console only +So you have a wet noodle PC? +--- 636177003 +>>636151297 (OP) +I tried playing sc6 but i was met with lag switchers and Wi fi players, online is truly for subhumans. +--- 636177349 +>>636177003 +That's a discord fighter. +--- 636177774 +>>636177349 +It really is, i play with a few friends from time to time but they were busy and i wanted to play so i made the mistake of going ranked. +--- 636179047 +>>636151297 (OP) +only street fighter looks interesting since they have gone out of their way to make an actual single player game instead of just a vs mode 60$ dlc scam milk fest. + +As far as what im looking forward to? The death of fighting game esports. + +Esports are without a doubt the gayest, faggiest, most embarrassing thing men have ever decided to participate in. EVO is filled with the bottom of the barrel the world has to offer. You will become your peers. You already are after all, a faggot. +--- 636179205 +>>636159370 +I already had a key from the kickstarter +--- 636179230 +>>636179047 +Mad because bad post +--- 636179531 +For a beginner, what game has the most transferable fundamentals? Or are they all so radically different from each other? +--- 636179556 +>>636179230 +im buying this game and playing it online. I wont be an esport nigger tho. +--- 636179640 +>>636179531 +How people understand "fundamentals" differs between games enough that it's not worth thinking about. Just play whatever games you think look like fun, you'll pick up fundamentals naturally no matter what. +--- 636179703 +>>636179531 +Most of them will require some fundamental applications in some way or another with varying levels of focus. I'd say the best one to learn fundamentals without having to distract yourself with mechanics is SFV currently. Maybe Samsho, but 2016 is dead, though VSP is cool +--- 636179876 +>>636151297 (OP) +what is the gayest fighting game? +--- 636179943 +>Arcana Heart is getting its final character that they promised like 6 years ago +Okay, FB, you better have a UNI2 announcement locked and loaded for EVO +--- 636180112 +>>636179876 +wtf is this cursed jojo art +--- 636180284 +>>636179531 +There's no definitive answer. You could try multiple games that you find interesting until it clicks, without forgetting how each game works. +--- 636180443 +>>636180112 +just a normal looking naruto, nothing special +--- 636180450 +>>636179943 +Looking at the release info for that character they say the game is still in it's infancy after 6 years of development. Could that mean rollback is potentially on the cards if they'll still be developing for it or are they going to move onto the next project? +--- 636180610 +>>636179943 +lol, it's just gonna be more chars for fgo type lumina +--- 636180634 +>>636179531 +you should play whatever game looks cool to you and has more than 500 players online. That said, if you learn how to play street fighter you will have no problems learning every other series after +--- 636180968 +>>636176597 +I don't have a PC, don't need one +--- 636180970 +>>636180450 +I doubt either will be the case. +Arcana Heart 3 at this point is older than the entirety of Under Night as a series. No fucking way that's what they meant with the whole infancy bit. They probably just meant that they weren't finished with doling out their kickstarter promises. +--- 636180980 +melty blood 89.247.157.172:10800 +--- 636181045 +>>636180610 +--- 636181061 +>>636157858 +Groomer game +--- 636181190 +>>636181045 +who else would they even include? All the other tsuki chars are out of the question thanks to nasu autism +--- 636181208 +will anons play koihime enbu when rollback drops? Gonna main axe loli +--- 636181310 +Just bought KOF15 after buying a ps5. It was $23 so I figured why not. Anyway, what to expect, it’s downloading now +--- 636181432 +>>636181310 +For now matchmaking is still fucked, but they seemed like they got their shit together after that beta. +--- 636181439 +>>636181310 +Fun game but you might not be able to find matches due to the broken matchmaking. It was fixed for me during the crossplay beta tho +--- 636181556 +>>636181208 +I'll at least play aliittle to see how it feels. The axe loli is a very fun character IMO after playing her in the betas that had her. +--- 636181620 +>>636181190 +Reality 1: FB is now waiting for Nasu on Red Garden now that the ball is on his court and have years to develop and support UNI2 +Reality 2: Nasu gives them permission to use the old Tsuki universe and the new Tsuki universe to crossover. +I still think you could get away with Eco Arc, Ryougi, Hime, and maybe Nanaya. Maybe throw in a Hyde guest character. +--- 636181667 +>>636181556 +Since it was on sale I thought "why not?". What surprised me is how simple and unsafe this game is a la samurai shodown. +--- 636181715 +>>636181208 +The rotoscoped animations always weirded me the fuck out. +--- 636181731 +>>636181620 +idk about Nanaya, red garden could introduce some more tohno schizo lore +--- 636182006 +>>636181731 +My paper-thin defense for Nanaya is that not only has he been referenced like twice in MBTL itself, it's a part that's basically "present" in him and comes out a couple times in Tsuki Re anyway. But you're right, it's equally possible that they might add new Nanaya clan stuff, even if Nasu probably has NO plans for Kouma +--- 636182010 +>>636181667 +Yeah the big deal with the game is how the focus is on whiff punishing like you mentioned it's SamSho-like (including the big damage you can get by punishing with a heavy attack). + +The most "anime fighter" thing about it are the crush counter combos (called hougeki combos in this game) which you can get away with doing basic combos for it but optimization allows you to do more damage while showing off cool extensions. Most of the game however is pokes and special moves though which is a nice change of pace. +--- 636182201 +>>636179531 +Every 2D game is a deviation of Street Fighter's formula +Every 3D game is a deviation of Virtua Fighter's +--- 636182205 +>>636182010 +Nice. Still have to check what the deal is with hougeki cuz the 3 icons say nothing. Thank god mizuumi exists. +--- 636182616 +Anyone want to play +R or anything on Fightcade? + +US West +--- 636182742 +>>636182616 +I can do a little bit of +R +--- 636182790 +>>636181045 +can you really trust that cat? +--- 636182835 +>>636182742 +here's the lobby link anon + +steam://joinlobby/348550/109775241080864908/76561198121387923 +--- 636182915 +>>636182790 +If they had to make it explicit that there won't be more Servants? I do. +The servants went back to their universe at the end in the Boss Rush story mode anyway +--- 636183783 +2strong4me +I'm done after this +--- 636184078 +>>636183783 +ggs anon, thanks for the games + +anyone want to play +R or any game on Fightcade? + +US West +--- 636184850 +>>636179876 +Arcana Heart +--- 636184939 +If I'm looking to really git gud at fighting games, is there anything specific I should be doing outside of spending hours in training mode? I'm not sure what's worth learning and what isn't. +--- 636185067 +>>636184939 +Playing. +--- 636185223 +>>636184939 +Yeah? It's kind of a dynamic thing though +>Are your combos clean +>Do you have really good punishes +>Can you convert off of stray hits really well +>Do you know how to consistently escape set-ups +>Can you deal with x character's bullshit +>Can you recognize when it's your turn +>etc +There's countless ways to improve +>I'm not sure what's worth learning and what isn't. +Getting better literally is about shoring up what's fucking you up, so you need to play a lot to know what you're lacking +--- 636185374 +>>636184939 +>Play the video game +>Identify problems with your play +>* If you can't identify it immediately, watch your replays +>* If you still can't identify, have someone else look at your replays +>Lab solution to problem +>Force yourself to implement solution to your game +>Repeat +--- 636185614 +>>636180980 +ggs. sry but I gotta leave. Will host again a bit later tho +god bless len buttons +--- 636185660 +>>636151297 (OP) +I only play Smash because Granblue is dead until Rising and I fucking hate airdash shit +--- 636185843 +Tekken 7 and Street Fighter 5 +--- 636185851 +>>636184939 +watch better players +--- 636186184 +>>636185614 +GGs +--- 636187827 +>>636181310 +Best fighting game in a while imo, but its been crippled due to the matchmaking being fucked up. The actually rollback works absolutely fine, but something in their jap spaghetti code fucked up the part where you actually get into a match. + +I assume they rung up Code Mystics to fix it because there was a crossplay beta recently that worked perfectly fine. +--- 636188552 +>>636179531 +Hope this helps +--- 636188835 +Well, I make no secret of the fact that I play mainly for sexy women, so I have no intention of playing mk 10 and 11 and sf6 +--- 636189461 +>>636188835 +Is this in order of most played to least played? +--- 636189532 +>>636188835 +>plays fightan to coom +>has Injustice placed as his #1 and #2 2D fighters +>no anime fighters + +This better be bait anon or I'm afraid that you have terminal shit taste in girls. +--- 636189668 +>>636188835 +>sexy women +>any nrs game +>ESPECIALLY ij1 +--- 636189725 +>>636188835 +>NRS girls +>Sexy +--- 636189814 +After Tekken 8 comes out is that when I can start begging for Soulcalibur +--- 636190026 +>>636188835 +Here's another (You) for even implying that NRS girls are coom material +--- 636190052 +>>636188835 +>that chart +>the post itself +Not sure if you posted the wrong chart or you just have a split personality. +--- 636190376 +>>636151297 (OP) +Keep playing GG Strive and getting my ass beating +--- 636190591 +>>636188835 +what is more pathetic? being a doafag or being a nrsfag? +--- 636190609 +>>636153656 +>the steam version only has crossplay with one mode. +To add to this, Steam ranked is also currently completely inaccessible. Not that it mattered much when it was, as the lack of crossplay meant it was nearly devoice of players after the first 6 months anyway. +--- 636190743 +>>636190609 +devoid* +not even mobileposting, my brain just fucking shat itself +--- 636190770 +Just Strive and Granblue +--- 636190968 +>>636190591 +At least DoA can be considered "sexy" if you're into dress up dolls + +NRS doesn't even have that going for it +--- 636191419 +>>636190591 +DOAfag for sure. +Being a NRSfag is basically the fightan equivalent of being a normalfag that only plays FIFA. DOAfags play gachashit even after the devs tried to abandon them and get all serious with the gameplay, which hasn't been good since DOA4. +--- 636191515 +>>636191419 +Pretty sure the VVfags outnumber the actual DoAfags by a large margin. +--- 636192229 +>>636191419 +DoAfags only play gacha now because that's all they have left, DoA6 happened and left a wet fart, seven was canned before it even had a chance to live +--- 636192248 +>>636191515 +lmaoing @ DOAfags +--- 636192493 +>>636191419 +DOA was a good fighting game? +--- 636192608 +>>636192493 +I usually hear either 2, 3, or 4 were actually good. +--- 636192831 +>>636192493 +It was good when it was ripping off VF +--- 636193202 +>>636190591 +What's pathetic about DOA? It's one of the more interesting fighters in the market that people write off due to teh fanservice. Neutral being based around the variable hold system makes it standout. +--- 636193289 +>>636193202 +Apparently the hold system barely matters for shit at higher level play because of the risks involved if you guess wrong. +--- 636193559 +>>636193202 +no one plays it, it's all waifufags dumping images +--- 636193673 +>>636151297 (OP) +Tried Granblue versus and i didnt liked it +--- 636193828 +>>636193673 +Why tho? Was it because of how weak hits feel or what? +--- 636193950 +>>636193559 +This + +>DoA thread +>Its just a gacha thread but with 3D models +--- 636194498 +>>636193673 +Kinda in the same boat, a lot of the base characters feel samey. +--- 636195876 +>>636151297 (OP) +Playing GBFV and DBFighterz. Waiting for GBFV Rising. Discovering how good SF Alpha serie was, and how Super Gem Fighters is an absolute gem. Capcom really peaked then. +--- 636196119 +mostly A3 (V-Sodom) and a little +R (Testament) + +I used to play +R more, not sure why I stopped +--- 636196393 +>>636184939 +Looking at community resources and interacting with the community at large so you can find information to learn and internalize and get feedback on your play and pick up on stuff you wouldn't find on your own in training mode + +If i'm gonna break up the actual fighting game skillset, there's + +1. Knowing what your character's moveset and tools do. Getting an understanding of what X move of yours is useful for and in what situations you generally want to be using it. Is it useful as an anti-air, or as a meaty against a enemy that's waking up, is it a good jab that's safe on block and fast to hit confirm/start a combo with/to try to find gaps in an enemy's moves or blocks? Is it useful as a "get off me" tool, etc? + +2. Learning frame data: this heavily ties into #1, but knowing the technical properties of your moves, so you know that X move of yours is fast enough to punish Y move your enemy has after you block it, for example. You don\t "need" to know the exact frame values, but knowing you can use X to punish Y and so on is extremely useful and it's worth at least memorizing that + +Once you're at a higher level of play, knowing what's not necessarily a punish, but what has more or less frame advantage (both by itself and relative to your enemies moves) also becomes important, so you know how risky or safe using a specific move is in a given situation since you or the enemy might be a few frames ahead in being able to act after a specific move lands + +3. Learning combos. Pretty much what it sounds like, but keep in mind what's important is you knowing combos you can consistently remember and consistently do the inputs for; You do NOT want to be trying to remember super long, precise optimals that you're never gonna remember or actually be able to land. When you're starting out, you wanna worry about 1. first and pciking up on punishes; and not worry about combos at all: Combos don't matter if you aren't landing the hits to start them, right? + +ran out of space +--- 636196480 +>>636196393 +>>636184939 +cont: + + +If anything when starting out if you insist on learning a combo; or after you feel like you get point 1 to a decent degree, just find a combo you can do out of most of your combo starters (the more you can share it across different starters the better) that's super simple and easy to do and remember, but just does a bit more damage then the default autocombo. As you continue to play and you commit your tools and things to muscle memory more and more, you can try to swiitch over to and add on more complex combos and spend your mental effort mid match reminding yourself to do things on combos rather then on your tools. + +4. Tech. This is sort of a catch all for tips, tricks, and other things. Stuff like exploits or glitches you can use to your advantage and tactics you can do with your character's tools, be it defensively or offensively: Using X move after Y move so you're setting the enemy up to bait them into doing a specific action you'll then punish, or using moves in specific orders or situations to catch the enemy off guard, doing mixups, or as I said, actual exploits/glitches etc. These are going to be very game and even character specific, so it's difficult to give examples. If you use it liberally enough, even like punishes you could call "tech". + +5. Fundamentals: The actual fundamental knowledge of the game's systems and mechanics and how to work with rather then against them, leverage them to your advantage, and just how to play intelligentially and tactically, do mindgames, etc. This is not something you can really seek out knowledge on past a basic level of like, knowing what different elements of the game do, more then anything else this is something you just get a sense of organically the more you play. + +ran out of space again +--- 636196675 +>>636196480 +>>636184939 +cont: + +Keep in mind this isn't me saying the order you need to learn this in: You SHOULD start focusing on 1, but you can then layer in punishes/the applicable frame data stuff and/or short combos and/or tech once you've got that down, and you'll always learn fundamentals the more you play. The important thing is to not try to learn a bazillion things at once: if there's something you're actively trying to learn/commit to muscle memory, only worry about that ONE thing or maybe two and constantly remind yourself of it as you play, and then once it's baked into your muscle memory and you dopn't need to force yourself to keep it in mind, you can focus on another thing. + +Keep notes, too, like have a document with the stuff you wanna remember to glance at, etc. + +Also, don't pysche yourself out freaking out about how much there is to learn: If you wait to start playing till you have all your notes and info then you'll never actually start playing. But again, you SHOULD be watching streams, other people's matchyes, talking to people, especially the other people you're playing against, seeking out resources and guides, etc so you can pick up on stuff/have access to it when it's time to learn them when you need it +--- 636197526 +>>636196119 +who is good to start with in A3? +i like the style of the game but it's kinda daunting especially with the v-ism stuff and crouch cancels +--- 636197698 +>>636193828 +Not him but that was the case for me. +--- 636198493 +>>636193828 +Cool roster (the non base one) +God tier visuals and tons of unique interactions and dialogues (so i dont have to play the fucking gachashit for 500 hours or read a giant wall of text from Fandom just to know who the fuck is this kemonomimi guy and his life) +really liked the ARPG mode + +but + +trillion of dumb ass dlc shit +some questionable fighting systems (like the cooldowns thing of special moves or C0mbo L1mit xD) +stale content, especially online playing (ofc just like the others) gets boring fast and i rather play something else. Is not the same exciting thing to play like arcades Fightans + + +Noticed how the number on Steamcharts went up because of the Rollback thing, but it wont stay for far foo long imo... +--- 636199458 +more melty 89.247.157.172:10800 +--- 636200958 +Anyone wanna play some SF with me? +I have 3S, USF4 and SFV +Only really know how to play V tho, and even then im just Bronze +--- 636201136 +>>636166074 +XV and XIII are not handled by CM +--- 636201263 +>>636174164 +I have an 8gb i5 laptop and I've been able to run the SF6 demo with no problems. You'll be fine. +--- 636202215 +>>636188835 +Stop the shitpost, sf6 is def coomer material. +--- 636203252 +GGs roastbeef/wara +Sorry the connection went to shit. +--- 636203794 +>>636203252 +ggs. please, buy an ethernet cable. +don't end pressure strings on orb sets, it's a huge gap +--- 636204790 +>>636180112 +A bunch of artists drew Naruto for one of its anniversaries or something and that was Araki's. +--- 636204979 +>>636204790 +Kishimoto's Giorno was actually cool as fuck +--- 636206051 +>>636203794 +im wired man, dont know what to tell you +--- 636207871 +Just waiting for Strive servers to be fixed or Granblue:Rollback to come out + +Might make an exception to play Strive tomorrow for May Day but I'm prepared to dip out quick if I can't get into a game in <5 mins +--- 636208172 +>>636207871 +I've been playing for the past 3 or 4 days and things seem fine +--- 636208343 +>>636151297 (OP) +Been playing the SF6 demo a bit, but taking a break so I don't burn myself out before the main release. Used to play a lot of SamSho 2019, hoping rollback revives it a little + +Also been playing a lot of Strive, my girlfriend really likes playing it for some reason. She likes Goldlewis and Testament a lot and she's beginning to be able to do consistent Behemoth Typhoons. I'm surprised she enjoys it this much but I'm not complaining that she likes the games I like +--- 636209006 +>>636197526 +I always tell people to start with V-Sakura. Easy VC, no cc infinite, great buttons. +--- 636209657 +>>636207871 +I dunno things have been working alright for me too +--- 636210204 +>>636208172 +>>636209657 +Hmm; so you guys don't have any problems trying to get into a duel station? I'll give it a try later today then. +--- 636210351 +You shouldn't go hunting deer with your bare fists. +Just a thought. +--- 636210662 +>>636210204 +Parks have been working much better than the tower and I've been hearing that tower is relatively better this week +--- 636210716 +Just mashing Strive, hoping that Samsho7 rollback gets finalized sometime soon. Will probably dabble in SF6 when it launches. +--- 636211534 +Last fighting game i played was acceleration of suguri II +--- 636211740 +>>636210662 +>Parks +Ah, yeah, didn't have a good time playing in parks before because I tried learning high-level Axl but I get a lot of <Floor 9's that don't want to deal with that. Just assumed that that wouldn't change +--- 636211773 +How do I know if my wiring supports MocA? I know the modem I own does because there's a section about it in the gateway but I don't want to buy one and end up not being able to use it and need to buy a different powerline adapter. +--- 636211863 +>>636211740 +More good players have been jumping on park because of the station errors +--- 636212101 +>>636157592 +wtf am i watching.. +--- 636212180 +>>636211534 +based OJGC member +--- 636212492 +I know it’s far from the best but I’ve been playing the fuck out of the all the single player stuff in this. I really enjoy all the different characters. Still waiting on AU Diego and fingers crossed for a second season pass and for someone to fix the fucking internet +--- 636212710 +>>636151297 (OP) +None because medication broke my zen and I have to spend the next week meditating to get it back. +--- 636213953 +>>636151297 (OP) +Strive is finally clicking with me so mostly that. Wish I could get back into Uni since melty is so shit but I'm not sure if I feel like relearning all the characters I used to play. +--- 636214257 +>>636151297 (OP) +Strive,+R and been grinding SF6 demo and I bought Tekken 7 finally but didnt launched it yet. I hope I will be able to pirate sf6 day1 because its rough out here for now so i have to wait until later this year to get it but i will for sure. +--- 636214537 +>>636212101 +What do you mean? It's a fighting game. + +https://youtu.be/e4YoJ2uVQPg [Embed] +--- 636214753 +Fighting EX Layer, I'm learning to use a fighting stick and this game has fairly simple inputs. +--- 636215003 +Is this an actual fighting games thread? Does anyone want to play fighting games? +I prefer older stuff. + +>>636211534 +When was that? I used to play it but everyone was too good. +--- 636215109 +>>636215003 +>I prefer older stuff. +Such as? +--- 636215162 +>>636215109 +Your mom. +--- 636215217 +>>636215109 +Soul Calibur 2, Bloody Roar, anything on fightcade. +I'd play newer games but I don't feel like paying for PS+. +--- 636215225 +>>636215162 +lol +--- 636215228 +>>636215162 +Hags are based. +--- 636215397 +>>636215162 +--- 636216259 +>>636212492 +As someone who just used to play the quasi-online mode where you just beat up computer opponents to unlock costumes, colors, poses, and win quotes, I'm really sad about how the new voice direction is, as well as the "updated" voice lines. +--- 636217213 +>>636215003 +play melty blood +--- 636219172 +Bump +--- 636219273 +>>636212492 +Sell me on the singleplayer parts +--- 636220787 +>>636215217 +Does SF2 count? +--- 636221070 +>>636212492 +>>636216259 +are there mods that add back the original voice lines and colors/costumes yet +--- 636221998 +I started playing gbfv i've never played a fighting game before or played regular gb but it seems pretty fun +--- 636222645 +>>636221998 +Nice! What do you think about Rising? +--- 636222821 +>>636222645 +looks like shit +--- 636223172 +>>636151297 (OP) +Only FighterZ. The only fighting game that matters. Also, Orange Piccolo when!!!!! Fucking SCAMco!! +--- 636223745 +>>636222645 +it looks cool im excited for it, glad the game is getting rollback and the lobby games look fun too +--- 636224216 +only play bbcf and usually one or two sessions every two weeks against randos +depends on how much beer i have +--- 636226537 +>>636200958 +Still here, if anyone's interested +--- 636226756 +>>636179943 +Wonder if Dark Heart is going to get her arcana +--- 636226908 +>>636151297 (OP) +Only really been playing Melee and Strive lately. Gave the SF6 demo a go but don't really care to play Luke or Ryu. +--- 636226912 +>>636226537 +we can play 3rd strike +I'm NA +--- 636227149 +>>636184939 +Since you mentioned training room, remember that altough combos are important. They are secondary to how well you fight in neutral and pressure. Think of them as a multiplier of the reward you get for playing well and geting a hit. Rather than what is "playing well" to begin with. Unless you play a game where a specific combo gives you a setplay or an important okizeme. In witch case make sure to lab them. But i see a lot of players making the mistake of blindly only focusing on this. Make sure to also learn setplay, pressuring pepole on block, every defensive options that works against specific moves. Learn how to whiffpunish and see what moves or situation leads to not just high combo damage, but okizeme or advantageous positions. It depends on what game you play, but for nearly every fighting game its what matters the most. Also, spend some time trying to figure out how pepole think in game and try to get a sense on how to get reads and win RPSes. Its really important. +--- 636227294 +>>636226912 +Sure +Name's Bejitabro +--- 636227451 +>>636227294 +I have a pretty shit connection with you +hope u don't mind +--- 636227568 +>>636227451 +Doesnt seem to work +--- 636227613 +Had a really good mirror match against another Giovanna. I lost every match but learned a lot from each game. We were fairly close in terms of neutral but their punishes and combos were far more optimised. +--- 636227627 +>>636227568 +yeah, idk what's up with that +--- 636228235 +>>636190591 +>DOAfag +Coping that their series has had three bad entries in a row and makes its money from costume DLC and spinoffs. DOA2 was genuinely impressive upon release but it never even got close, and its gameplay was just Virtua Fighter for people who didn't want to learn as much. Has turned into a money making machine to fund Team Ninja's actual passionate projects (which is actually somewhat based). +>NRSfag +Cares about story and graphical fidelity more than any other fighting game fanbase, 95% of MK's sales are people who play Story/Krypt for a few hours, watch every Fatality, uninstall and wait for the next game, and this has actually been the case for the entire history of the series since the gameplay has never been good. Injustice is fun in the way a mid-budget anime fighter is, in that it's broken and the variety of playstyles is large. + +I don't think I can really choose. I think the nail in the coffin is that both scenes enabled SonicFox. +--- 636228371 +>>636151297 (OP) +I've been playing Tekken 7 lately. It's fun. I started playing Lili. Climbed to yellow, which is higher than I've ever been. Don't normally play ranked much, but I learned how to stop being a bitch who gets salty at grabs and gimmicks, and now I'm really enjoying it. It maybe helps that I'm playing such a cheesy character. + +I'm worried the playerbase will be decimated by SF6's launch. Don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to SF6 myself, but I'm enjoying Tekken so much right now. I don't want it to end. +--- 636228391 +>>636227627 +>cant cpnnect Stick to Fightcade +Well fuck, guess no 3rd Strike anyway +--- 636228454 +Played some DNF & Power Rangers over the weekend, biding my time until SF6. Every time I think DNF disappointed me I jump into Ranked and remember that it's fun as fuck. +--- 636228572 +god I hate TK inputs +--- 636229073 +>>636228572 +It really depends on the game and move for me +>TK youzansen in Stive - no problem +>TK tsubamegaeshi in Samsho - bit of a problem +>forward TK 214B in Uni - get that shit away from me +--- 636229361 +>>636228572 +I know this feel. In particular for DAN's combo routing in the new Melty Blood. Half the time I attempt it I get the grounded special instead and am forced to go with a less damaging combo. +--- 636229890 +>>636228572 +How do you do tk 236 on a keyboard using wasd or arrow keys? +--- 636230062 +>>636229890 +By going full Hitbox and mapping Up to spacebar. +--- 636230087 +>>636229890 +S, SD, D, D+Spacebar+button +--- 636230406 +>>636229890 +I play guilty gear and never had an issue doing tk mad struggle by just inputting down arrow, right arrow, and up arrow real fast +--- 636230574 +>>636228572 +idk what a tk even is +--- 636230787 +>>636230574 +tiger knee +--- 636230821 +>>636230062 +>>636230087 +I don't like using spacebar for Up. It feels weird to me +>>636230406 +That's the idea but I don't know which finger I should use. The middle finger that is on down or the ring finger that is on forward? +>>636230574 +Instant Air Special while on the ground. You first do its motion and then input jump and its attack button +--- 636231149 +>>636228572 +I've been learning Shanty in Thems Fightin Herds and some of her advanced routes use 3C TK 236B to jump cancel her launcher then cancel jump startup into a grounded special, because launchers aren't normally special cancellable. It's a weird and precise input to get used to but it does cool stuff once you get the hang of it. +--- 636231198 +>>636230821 +>The middle finger that is on down or the ring finger that is on forward? +that's not really how I use my fingers +in my case: +if I'm on P1 side and need to do tk 236 I'll use my index finger for down and middle finger for forward, then for up I use my index finger again +if I'm on P2 side and need to do tk 236 I'll use my middle finger for down and index finger for right, then for up I use my middle finger again +--- 636231384 +>>636231198 +I see. Thanks! +--- 636231778 +>>636231149 +>because launchers aren't normally special cancellable +Reminds me of how every character in Marvel 3 can cancel their 5S into specials or supers on hit via TK due to the large pre-super jump window. +--- 636232152 +>>636228572 +AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +--- 636232314 +>>636232152 +What game? What character? +--- 636232616 +>>636228572 +Since getting my snack box, find them infinitely easier. +--- 636232659 +>>636232152 +>272 +>A motion that needs to be done several times in one combo +--- 636232748 +>>636228572 +Speaking of being driven insane by inputs, this fucking thing. This fucking thing. I've been practicing for an hour to two per week and I feel like I've made no progress. And it's only going to be useful in this specific instance because combos into this sort of input don't even exist in current games. +--- 636232880 +>>636232659 +Must be some kind of cancel gimmick. First thing that comes to mind is Hokuto no Ken. +--- 636233060 +>>636232314 +MBAACC +--- 636233256 +>>636233060 +>2 jumps and all those inputs to kill +Pretty unique. +--- 636233602 +>>636232880 +I like some of the HnK combo pages. You basically have to learn two different combos to as a building block to your death combos. It's like having combos in your combos. +--- 636234267 +>>636228572 +filtered +--- 636235284 +Anyone wanna play strive or rev? +--- 636235435 +>>636233060 +This looks like shit. +--- 636235549 +If anyone's up for some Fightcade games, +R, UNI or BBCF; I'm here +--- 636235597 +Kind of weened off fighting games in the past few months. I'd like to try learning P4A and SamSho again. I've kind of given up on Blazblue CF, as I never play that game consistently, and I'm tired of relearning shit. +--- 636235752 +>>636233602 +>(Traveling) +Are we playing Basketball? +--- 636235790 +Can we please have a sequel to this game after tekken 8 and sf6? Yes, the gems were retarded but the game was fun as heck. +--- 636235968 +>>636235790 +I'd rather have CvS3. +--- 636236021 +>>636235549 +Yeah let's do some CF +--- 636236469 +>>636236021 +steam://joinlobby/586140/109775241159878536/76561198997303871 +lobby's right there. join as you wish +--- 636236495 +>>636235790 +It was good after v2013 and genuinely had great music and some soul to it but there were a LOT of things going wrong for it. +>Gems +>Pandora (neutered as a reaction to X-Factor being too good) +>30/60/90 +>Jab pressure was insane on some characters +>Bugs all over the place +>posterboy of on-disc DLC +>Rough beta footage shown by Ono for no reason, ruining the incredible reveal trailer's surprise shot of the camera panning down from Kazuya to Ryu +>first EVO was a gimmick 2v2 format where SF players won with their SF4 mains despite the actual meta being more Tekken-favored once it got figured out +>FIVE Sony-exclusive characters (Cole was cool though) +>GFWL which kneecapped the game on PC at first and is the reason it's delisted now +Also those 10/10 incredible cinematic trailers apparently siphoned a notable amount from the game's budget. + +I'll miss the 2D conversions of the Tekken cast, most of them were more fun in 2D than 3D despite the game's issues. +--- 636236674 +>>636236495 +Pandora sounds wack as fuck. I never played the game but I ended up reading about it the other day. At first it sounds reasonable, you sacrifice your other character for a 30% damage boost and some other benefits, might be a pretty strong comeback mechanic if they leave your point on low health or something, and then you get to +>and also you lose the game in 10 seconds after you activate it +lol wut +--- 636236857 +>>636236674 +Yeah, IIRC they made it bad on purpose because they saw how powerful X-Factor was in Marvel 3 and overcorrected. Pandora DID give you infinite meter which could've lead to effective infinites without that timer, but simply having it leave you punishable and removing your ability to tag after it wears off would've been enough. I remember labbing Pandora Steve EX Flicker loops and never once using them online. +--- 636238305 +>>636151297 (OP) +I got GBVS recently and gave it a go today. Not really feeling it so I'll probably just go back to Strive until SF6 comes out. Then I'll be juggling those two for a while. +--- 636239075 +>>636151297 (OP) +i’ve just been grinding some luke on the sf6 demo, i honestly don’t feel like playing anything else. that said, is gbvs even worth it rn? i know it’s 2 dollars and all but isn’t the rollbacked version like an entirely separate game +--- 636239173 +>>636239075 +I bought it just because owning it probably gives you a 20-40$ discount on Rising which I want to try, and if it doesn't they can go fuck themselves and I'm not buying it anyway +--- 636239192 +>>636239075 +>isn’t the rollbacked version like an entirely separate game +Yeah, hasn't been released yet. As it is, granblue is a discord game with a somehow working online if you live close to your opponent. Pretty good game, but if you aren't into autocombos, then don't get it. The whole system is built around them +--- 636239867 +>>636239173 +>>636239192 +ah, gotcha. yeah, having a better deal on rising sounds nice, but online is definitely making me question things in this case, since my go-to fg-playing friends all live in entirely different continents +>but if you aren't into autocombos, then don't get it. +i think autocombos are fine if they’re not too intrusive. honestly the only time i hated autocombos was in early mbtl where you couldn’t turn them off and they were on every fucking button too +--- 636240302 +https://streetfighter.com/6/comics/en/story1.html +--- 636240480 +>>636240302 +Cool cover art. Shinkiro as always delivers it +--- 636240602 +>>636240302 +>Ken's son hates him +What a little fag. +--- 636240816 +>>636157592 +>14 hit combo +>does just a bit under normal throw damage +Everytime. +--- 636241126 +>>636240302 +based retard LukeGAWD +--- 636241309 +Man I'm looking forward to playing Marisa in SF6. I really fucking hope she clicks with me. +--- 636241456 +>>636240302 +I love Shinkiro so much it's unreal. +Shame the inside art is Bengus handing in work on par with his SFV story stills. +--- 636241653 +>>636240302 +I need this alt for JP. +--- 636241905 +>>636241653 +>ze +--- 636242024 +Somebody for the love of christ explain crossups to me in KOF. How far are you suppose to be to go for them? +--- 636242175 +>>636228572 +Quarter circle TKs are perfectly fine but fuck DP TKs +Also fuck any other unique technique DP inputs too, like kara DPs +--- 636242205 +>want to play gundam exvs +>get kicked from lobbies for having a shit boonies connection +>no rollback +--- 636242345 +>>636240302 +So Ken and Luke are gonna be the protags of SF6? +--- 636242492 +>>636242024 +How deep/low you mean? Not a whole lot, at least not in XV in order to keep a combo +--- 636242604 +>>636240302 +>Cant fucking zoom in at all +>Not even with ctrl+M wheel +Fuck +--- 636242648 +>>636242492 +I think what I'm trying to ask is probably related to hop range...I might not be good at jumps yet honestly. +--- 636242719 +Fightcade ST boomers are monsters, their zoning is insane. I got 10-1'd, but I should of have given up earlier. +--- 636242732 +>A nice ass in a pantsuit +I'm sorry I doubted you Bengus + +>>636242604 +You can zoom if you open the image in a new tab. +--- 636242786 +I play Strive because it's the one I've already learned roughly to play and I have all-encompassing ADHD that makes it hard for me to do almost anything productive. Learning a new game takes work. +--- 636242882 +>>636242786 +>Learning a new game takes work +It really doesn't +--- 636243032 +>>636242648 +Ah yes, depends on their height while crouching and the button you're hitting, but hopping can give you a crossup if you're particularly close. +--- 636243098 +>>636242882 +Relative to like, a shooter? It kinda does. You can just jump in but almost all of the positive progress I've made in fighting games required a little lab time to either polish up a combo/conversion or test out an interaction. I have so little attention span that even finishing a game that I greatly enjoyed and have like an hour left to finish is an ordeal, so spending 20 minutes in the lab is roughly on the same scale. +--- 636243371 +>>636243098 +You want too much too quickly. In anime games all you needs is the gatling combo into sweep. In street fighter all you need is a normal into a special. And then just build from there +--- 636243373 +>>636240602 +>Ken's son hates him +Always has +--- 636243386 +after playing the SFVI demo, do you really think it's shaping up to be better than IV or V? +--- 636243439 +>>636243371 +I mean, if I don't go out of my way to learn the advanced things I'll just never learn them. I know that's how I operate. +--- 636243506 +>>636243386 +Will have to play the complete game first. SFIV vanilla was ass, SFV vanilla was ass. This one might be too +--- 636243546 +>>636243439 +That's stupid. How did you learned Strive without dustloop? +--- 636244523 +>>636241309 +same +--- 636244709 +>>636243546 +Nta but I only used dustloop to figure out which of my S buttons were faster when I started playing, didn't even look at the frame data for recovery or on block. Experimented and figured out my own combos,punishes and frame traps based off of what I saw in the mission mode trials, what I tried myself, and the occasional short twitter tech or combo video. Only really got into using dustloop about 2 months after I got the game and even then it was just for like 7 moves I found particularly annoying. +--- 636245039 +>>636243546 +>Strive +All but like 4 characters play basically the same on the ground level +c.S into delay cancel frametraps, basic RRC stuff, S>HS>special>S>HS>special>wallstick>super, etc. Once you have those and a basic understanding of spacing and anti airs down you can mash your way to floor 10 with almost every character in the game, and even the more character specific stuff is 90% simple enough to not really require grinding in the lab, just playing lots of games and working on implementing it in real matches after you do it five times in training mode to see how it works +--- 636245132 +>>636151297 (OP) +Where do I get the SF6 leak build? +--- 636245508 +>>636151297 (OP) +How the FUCK do I make Android 17's j.[S] combo with j.2H? j.[S] in videos seems to be able to combo real quick after firing but for me it has a slight delay so the combo drops. What am I doing wrong? +--- 636245791 +>>636245132 +--- 636246258 +So is a blocked Drive Impact 0 ob in the demo +--- 636246665 +>>636245791 +Not that anon but what do I need to run it? Download the demo on steam? +--- 636246669 +>>636151297 (OP) +Been playing TvC a lot lately (mostly the OG release we never got because I was curious about all the differences). Still feels like the embodiment of everything I'd want outta of a crossover fighter despite barely knowing half the cast. Shame nothing likely will come out of it again. +--- 636247205 +>>636245508 +self-bump +--- 636247928 +online in strive is retarded. i scrubbed my way to floor 10 with wake up supers and learned nothing, now it feels like i'm starting from scratch +--- 636248125 +>>636246665 +qBittorrent and winRAR. That's it +--- 636248638 +>>636247928 +Well it is Strive after all +--- 636249039 +>>636179047 + +I think capcom has ptsd from catering to its FGC audience abd releasing an unfinished sfv just so tourny fags could play and completely excluded normies. Mortal Kombat releases with a story mode and rakes in normie cash and makes sfv look like a joke. + +I just hope t8 realises how important storymode and customisation actually is because they've both been going downhill since 4. +--- 636249379 +>>636245508 +Which video did you see that combo in? j.S has some hitstun but only enough to land stuff like a cancelled into j.236ATK or a standing light if you land it real close to the ground. +I don't know how the hell you'd get that j.S to connect to a j.2H outside of placing a sparking burst in-between the two moves. +--- 636249448 +>>636235790 + +All of the tekken characters play so good aswell. I would atleast love it of sf6 or whatever incorporated some of their movements or characters entirely. +--- 636250362 +>>636241309 +>>636244523 +based Marisachads +--- 636251404 +>>636230821 +it's weird at first but the hitbox layout is absolutely worth it. having up on a dedicated finger will make any motions involving it way faster and you get d+u socd fuckery +--- 636252758 +>>636246258 +-3 ob seems to be what they're going with. +--- 636253829 +>>636151297 (OP) +>Which ones have you been playing /v/? +SFV so that I'm not completely rusty when VI comes out. +--- 636253956 +>>636157592 +How do I play this? I MUST play as giantess giraffe girl! +--- 636254235 +>>636214537 +Well, >>636253956 here. Never mind. She's officially trapped forever in that literal shitshow. Tragic. Killing myself, brb. +--- 636254865 +>>636157592 +why +--- 636256326 +>>636232152 +Why do fighting game combos look like algebra equations now? +--- 636256514 +>>636256326 +Anon, that's from AACC, a game released in 2008. +--- 636256665 +>>636256514 +>AACC +Why do fighting game titles look like algebra equations now? +--- 636256780 +>>636151297 (OP) +I want to cum on Baiken's tits as she begrudgingly looks at me. +--- 636256798 +>>636256326 +>>636256665 +Because the alternative would take up 7 paragraphs of space. +--- 636256993 +>>636256665 +>now +Anon, 2008 was 15 years ago +--- 636257140 +>>636256993 +>SFIV is about to hit the 15 year mark +Make it stop +--- 636258154 +Pretty! +--- 636259092 +RASEN SHIHOU NAGE +--- 636259974 +>>636253956 +>>636254235 +It's Mugen, so she doesn't have to be. The roster can be exactly what you want. +--- 636260641 +>>636257140 +It'll only get worse anon. +--- 636262127 +>>636240302 +Cool. Have they said how many of these there are going to be? +--- 636262176 +>>636233060 +Nearly flawless loop, well done. +--- 636262480 +>>636236495 +>>30/60/90 +What's this? +--- 636262895 +>>636262480 +every single character's L/M/H buttons do 30/60/90 respectively. across the board. insane +--- 636263435 +>>636247928 +Back when it launched I got to floor 10 with just TK fireball +This was back when Ky was actually bad before the fS change. +And to be fair you'll get that feeling a lot. When you jump to a higher echelon the way people even think about the interactions change and it can feel like a completely different game when you talk to them. +Always get humbled whenever I think I'm finally getting somewhere. +--- 636263620 +>>636151558 +>TFH +Had to look up exactly what you were referring to, so I guess that says a bit about how long that boost lasted. +--- 636263675 +>>636262895 +Oh wow that's pretty fucking bad. +Sounds like a dev time issue because I can't think of another reason for it to be like that. +--- 636263684 +I just want sf6 to come out already. deejay looks really fun +--- 636263756 +>cant be bothered to play SFV anymore +>my character isnt in the demo so I have no desire to play that either +--- 636264248 +>>636263756 +They aren't in the cracked beta either? +--- 636264763 +>>636264248 +im not a sweaty nerd and I have no competitive aspirations either, I can wait for a month. +--- 636264998 +>>636256326 +because fvakiha is an untested meme character +--- 636265164 +>>636264998 +She's nutty as fuck but the infinite is a pretty understandable oversight and honestly a pretty small part of what makes her so good +At least she's not Hime that is just obviously intentionally designed to be the best character in the game +--- 636265194 +>Used to play a ton of UNI +>The Coof effectively kills the game and everyone jumps ship to melty/strive +>Stop playing fighting games +>Old friends keep trying to get me to play again +>"What the hell why not" +>Can't find a game for an entire week +The current state of fighting games is a fucking disaster. I don't want to play dumbed down flavor of the month shit like DNF, Lumina and Strive but cl-r and Xrd are dead. The only FG I still play from time to time is CF´. +--- 636265254 +>>636265194 +xrd isn't dead wtf u smoking? +--- 636265296 +>>636265194 +Xrd seems like it has more active players online than CF in my experience. Steamcharts says otherwise but when I look at open lobbies there's more of them with more different people in them in Xrd. +--- 636265390 +>>636265296 +>>636265254 +Every lobby is the same 5 niggas from my experience. +--- 636266257 +>>636265164 +I wasn't just referring to pitloops the meme infinite is honestly whatever since she already has fucked up dmg but fuck pitloop pressure, all her tools are overtuned. +--- 636268151 +>>636265390 +>Xrd is that low +I thought that /v/ said it was the true GG experience and it only needed rollback to be popular? +--- 636268538 +>>636268151 +Anybody who thought that was deluded, but still, both those games are pretty easy to find matches in still. P4U and BBTAG are the only ArcSys games that got rollback added to them that still are difficult to find matches for, in my experience. +--- 636268814 +>>636268151 +most people talking about old gg are larpers +--- 636268819 +>>636243386 + +I'm cautiously optimistic. I expect some busted shit at launch though. +--- 636269725 +I unironically believe Modern controls are gonna be so busted that Capcom is gonna be forced to make Classic and Modern compete in different matchmaking queues. + +>dont mind me, just punishing your whiffed jab with an instant CA +>whooops just autoconfirming from a lk into a full combo +>drive impact? what about I answer with my SA? +--- 636270201 +>>636269725 +It's ultimately just giving people faster reactions in exchange for less overall tools and slightly less damage. There may be characters where it is the better option because they don't lose enough to have that matter (Luke seems built to be better in Modern honestly, reacting to things with his Lv.1 and DP and all they really take from him is s.MK) but unless an OS significantly better than the "Fireball to Fireball or Fireball to Drive Rush depending on if they block the first one" one arises you won't see it actually busted, and if it is they'll nerf the exploits. +--- 636270285 +>>636269725 +Can I get a quick rundown on why people think the easy input modes in Tekken and SF6 will actually be usable? Anime games had stylish modes for a decade now and they are pretty much exclusively used for when you have a friend over that never touched a fighting game and you wanna let him mash buttons and feel cool. +Any input mode that doesn't give you full access to your entire moveset at all points of the game is automatically not going to be competitively viable. +--- 636270404 +>>636270201 +>>636270285 +Check this video both of you +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgyCzpNozKk [Embed] + +>lose a few normals +>gain autoconfirm combos that go the optimal route +>gain instant CA +>can STILL do the same damage with specials if you input the motion +Its scary and it leads to a path that doesnt reward technical execution, only reaction time, thus making the game boring and without legendary moments such as the evo moment 37 (would it be so legendary if all those parries could've been made by holding mp+mk? of course not) +--- 636270462 +>>636270404 +>gain autoconfirm combos that go the optimal route +How does that work? The community finds optimal routes, not the devs. +--- 636270583 +>>636270285 +Because the moves lost are just a bunch of ignorable normals that can be replaced with something else. And the auto-combo done by Modern control is actually optimal instead of sub-optimal in other games, those make Modern control straight up better with little downside. +--- 636270886 +>>636270583 +>a bunch of ignorable normals +>but also lists auto combos as a major advantage + +How are you supposed to get these auto combos started if you lose a bunch of normals? +--- 636270935 +>>636270285 +I don't think anybody expects T8's system to be viable, it's a step beyond the shit in 7 that nobody used and all it does is map some of your important moves to macros in a game that doesn't usually have motions in the first place. Modern Control in 6 is actually designed to be competitive with the Classic scheme in that: +>Single-input specials & supers provide much better whiff punish & reversal consistency +>Easy inputs only hit you with a 20% damage decrease on THAT move only, all of your normals do the same damage as Classic and if you do the full motion you get full damage +>Autocombos provide confirms that are essentially buffered more consistently than any human could, also for only a 20% damage nerf but it's on the whole combo for those at least +>Depending on the character, you won't even lose that many tools despite the limited buttons (people tested and Luke is only missing THREE normals and nothing else, and only one of them is relevant to his neutral, although Ryu is actually missing a sizable number of things) +>The simpler inputs are leading to some Option Selects Classic doesn't have access to +Ultimately, at a high level where people have good reactions and reads that can make reactions unnecessary, it will be used but as a character tech thing. At lower levels, people who were eternally Bronze because all they did was shoto specials are probably going to be stuck in Bronze again. At mid levels though, you're going to see Silver players hit Gold or Platinum off of having better on-reaction punishes in Modern. + +>>636270404 +>>gain autoconfirm combos that go the optimal route +They're not remotely optimal, their use is not needing to hitconfirm. The routes people have found in the demo alone shit on Autocombo routes and that's before the 20% damage nerf; the question is how many of those extended combos using multiple Drive Rushes in juggles are going to be possible in Modern (that will depend per-character). +--- 636270965 +>>636270404 +Alright watched the video and the hit confirm stuff is actually kinda messed up. Do you get one button regular DPs from it too? +--- 636271146 +>>636270886 +>How are you supposed to get these auto combos +Just continue pressing the button + +>if you lose a bunch of normals? +The amount of normals lost aren't that many, at least with Luke and Ryu. +--- 636271201 +>>636270935 + +Yeah, I think it'll be a character reliant thing at higher levels if people use modern or not. I think modern will be pretty strong early on in the game's life but as people get used to figuring out what other characters can do and what they can approach with, I think modern won't seem as busted. We'll have to see though. +It does seem really strong and it wouldn't surprise me if they balance some more shit around it later down the line. I'm sure excited to see shitposters go +>CLASSICFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH OHONONONONO +>MODERNFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH OHONONONOONO +in every SF6 thread though +--- 636271263 +>b-but theyre not optimal +Okay bro, now try buffering s.lk into CA with Classic and let me know how it goes + +I hate doomposters but I unironically believe Modern is gonna kill SF as we know it. +--- 636271398 +>>636270965 +>Do you get one button regular DPs from it too? +Yeah, that and simple supers are the main benefit of it to the majority of players. They'll do 20% less damage but you can react way more consistently than having to do 623 beforehand. Granted SF6 isn't the first game where you don't need to do a motion to get a DP, not by a long shot, it's just very different for this series. Having played plenty of games with single-button reversals myself, on the opposite end of it you're not really feeling any different if your opponent did a motion or not; if you jump it's not really that hard to react with a DP in most games unless you specifically have a tricky arc or air movement. + +>>636271201 +Pretty much. IIRC there's one or two characters that are competitively stronger in BlazBlue on Simple controls and even people who hate BB don't really bring that up when they shit on it. Shit, Ed in V had single-button DPs that weren't gimped compared to the rest of the roster and while he was regularly played online he certainly wasn't high tier. +--- 636271535 +>>636271398 +>he certainly wasn't high tier. +he was +--- 636271616 +>>636271535 +not until endingwalker showed up many months after the last patch when he was still considered mediocre +--- 636272087 +>>636271263 +>Okay bro, now try buffering s.lk into CA with Classic and let me know how it goes +Okay. +--- 636272221 +>>636271398 + +I think the most likely contender for Modern controls in high level play will probably be Zangief. Even with the 20% damage reduction, I imagine getting those command grabs out very quickly when your opponent does something that puts them in range will be huge. +--- 636272713 +>>636272221 +Maybe, but if Modern Gief lacks any of his neutral tools then he might be significantly exploitable by any character that has a larger effective range. +--- 636272858 +i heard dhalsim can teleport with just 4PPP and 6PPP +who needs modern controls lol +--- 636272916 +>>636272858 +not just that, Blanka, Honda and Chun-Li all lost their piano inputs into qc +--- 636272947 +>>636272858 +Yeah, even in Classic some of the more difficult legacy inputs got changed. No longer does Sim need to Tiger Knee a reverse DP to teleport in neutral, and all Mash moves are QCB now so no need to find optimal piano plinks for confirming. +--- 636274685 +>>636272947 +good. button mashing has no place in fightan games +--- 636274918 +>>636265390 +As someone that is among that 58 from time to time. I am beyond disgusted that it’s being crushed by BB two to three times over. GGfags fucking deserves Strive diff --git a/v/636171256.txt b/v/636171256.txt index 091d75d72cd2764c43aa01d2c0e58fe3f3a8bf0d..f4538f4c7856ab88c25f70880d67eed8362f7a29 100644 --- a/v/636171256.txt +++ b/v/636171256.txt @@ -789,3 +789,545 @@ The boring truth about his appearance according to a government investigation th --- 636234147 >>636233980 Here's a picture of his arms and legs without any makeup on. +--- 636234542 +>>636198881 +/pol/ has rotted this site +--- 636234646 +>>636234147 +So basically +>Michael Jackson was telling the truth all along, people simply chose not to believe him because it's too normal of a explanation. +Can't wait for his family to finish the biopic, it will make billions and since it's made by his brothers and cousins it's going to dispel all of the BS. +--- 636234814 +>>636234542 +Jesus was hated when he was alive and Jews murdered him for being a "terrorist who disturbed the peace" he was killed after the people turned on him due to the jews making outlandish claims about how much of a bad and weird person he was. You clearly didn't read the bible if you think he was universally loved in Israel at the time, it took 100s of years before people gradually believed him to be the messiah. +--- 636234878 +>>636199335 +Hello, retard Jew, nice retarded projecting, you faggot kek + +Anyways, reminder that MJ made Freddie Mercury seethe and ragequit on making duet songs with him, lmao- +--- 636234941 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6opHz45wMs [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEAC27GysI [Embed] +--- 636234965 +>>636234878 +Why did freddy ragequit? Sounds like a good story. +--- 636235085 +>>636234542 +There were 300,000,000 people during the life of christ, only 9,000 of those actually even knew who jesus was during the entire duration of his life. Comparing him to Michael is laughable, since his actual global influence was minimal before his death. It was posthumous propaganda that lead to how he's perceived today, if he was still slandered for centuries he would be forgotten. Instead jews co-opted him as one of their own +--- 636235258 +>>636234814 +Jews are so awful it’s unreal how awful they’ve been for this long. +--- 636235447 +He was pure talent. He took the best aspects of James Brown and other artists and completely innovated and pushed the medium forward. +--- 636235773 +>>636171256 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjS3wMkOsWE [Embed] +--- 636236608 +>>636171256 (OP) +We know it's you, Jordan. +--- 636236726 +>>636234965 +TLDR: Michael brought in his pet llama and that caused Freddie to panic and MJ hated that Freddie was doing cocaine and such. +--- 636236807 +>>636171423 +I would love to see MJ replace Ryza because he would still go around solving stupid side quests with the power of friendship +--- 636237106 +>>636189879 +Ah shit i kinda really want this now +--- 636237113 +>>636234646 +The Jacksons are arguably bigger vultures than the tiny hats who fucked him over. I have no faith in his family. +--- 636237402 +>>636171256 (OP) +i miss that little wigger like you wouldnt believe +--- 636238432 +>>636233527 +every musician ever has songs that are hit and miss, lol +even the cornerstones of entire genres +--- 636238468 +>>636237106 +Kek. +--- 636238750 +sleep tight MJ thanks for the music good the shitty people on this planet didnt deserve you +--- 636238890 +>>636237113 +does that include Janet, don't really keep up to speed on that but as far as I knew she was basically the only one who wasn't a total fucko to him(which is why she also collabed on Scream with him) +the rest of his family yeah, no doubt the rest of the Jackson 5 might talk nice in public but I can't imagine the inferiority complexes that bred in some of them at having their abused little brother become the King of Pop +--- 636239292 +>>636238890 +Janet is too retarded to be evil. But the rest have been poisoned by Jackson senior since they were kids. +--- 636239320 +*mogs MJ* +--- 636239471 +>>636195930 +underrated post +--- 636239578 +>>636172990 +t. daily wire subscriber +--- 636239669 +>>636194057 +yeah i'm not getting any results when i look this up +it's fake +--- 636240283 +>>636172990 +and that's based +--- 636241189 +>>636232559 +his music was shit +--- 636241397 +>>636241189 +Wrong. But feel free to post some musics you think that aren't shit. +--- 636241483 +>>636221113 +>Condemned: smooth criminal origins +nice one anon +--- 636241604 +>>636241189 +Needlessly contrarian individual born after 1998 +--- 636241828 +>>636241189 +The entire world population disagrees btw +--- 636241970 +>>636241189 +False and he still has some of the best dance choreography to this day. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4 [Embed] +--- 636241973 +>>636172909 +WTF!!!!?!!!! +IS THIS REAL?? +--- 636242134 +>>636241828 +the majority of the world population also loves AAA slop games +not that I think MJ's music is bad like that anon, but don't say retarded shit +--- 636242282 +>>636242134 +The quality of a artist is determined by their global popularity, otherwise people wouldn't be paying millions of dollars to see said art +--- 636242406 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxlqTpZ-24 [Embed] +--- 636242425 +>>636242282 +>Shakespeare is the best writer +>Da Vinci is the best painter +>Super Mario is the best video game +>Spirited Away is the best anime +By this logic all of these must be true then right? +--- 636242450 +>>636242282 +Behold, the greatest artist of our time! Worth $120,000 and displayed in various museums worldwide. +--- 636242496 +>>636242425 +Sounds bretty good +--- 636242627 +>>636171256 (OP) +Can you NOT post this pedophile faggot on my board please? +Thank you +--- 636242680 +>>636242425 +Yes +Yes +Most people won't argue on a Mario game at the top of a goat list, as long as it's not Odyssey +Yes +--- 636242754 +>>636242627 +Nobody posted you in the OP anon. +--- 636242792 +karla-anon has been vanquished by the mods, now various others are trying to fill the void +--- 636242838 +>>636171256 (OP) +BRO A MUSIC THREAD ON 4CHAN + +I SURE LOVE THE HOPEFUL NEW COMPOSERS AND THEIR APPRECIATION FOR UMEATSU, YOKO SHIMOMURA AND KOJI KONDO +--- 636242995 +>>636171423 +>Azure Striker Gunvolt +unironically would be kino of the highest order +>Lumen dies +>in a rage, he just Anthems HIMSELF with his own music +the soundtrack would be God-tier too +the special moves would probably be named after his songs and the haikus made of song lyrics +--- 636243058 +>>636242450 +That's just money laundering +--- 636243168 +>>636242996 +"of our time" but I guess you don't need reading comprehension to reply to shitposts. +--- 636243170 +>>636178103 +>"the ugly" is just his normal unedited face +kek +--- 636243489 +>>636231602 +His message was about not letting race divide us and "it doesn't matter if you're black or white", it's perfect symbolism how he even physically transcended race himself, now people on any "side" could look at him and see him as one of them instead of someone just preaching from across the fence +--- 636243630 +>>636233980 +>moon face +Jeeze, moon walked so hard he was cursed by the moon +>thriller +Serious mojo going on. +>lupus +Didnt know he had that. Vitaligo AND lupus. Fuck. rip +--- 636244854 +>>636242995 +>>in a rage, he just Anthems HIMSELF with his own music +That sounds badass. +--- 636244998 +>>636171339 +Micheal Jackson still makes regular appearances as a recurring character in the cartoon Sonic Underground to this day. +--- 636245102 +>>636233980 +Dealing with all that shit at the same time is enough to slow most people to a crawl. It's amazing he kept going. +--- 636245267 +/v/ is an MJ board btw +if you think he was guilty you do not belong here. +--- 636245340 +>>636245102 +The guy was under a shitload of painkillers, he would never have made it past 60. +--- 636245723 +>>636241970 +overrated as fuck. +--- 636245870 +>>636242425 +Anyone who actually thinks this has pop culture brain rot and belongs with the rest of the mindless npc drones that can't even envision an apple. +--- 636245934 +>>636245267 +kys faggot, I go where I please +--- 636246012 +>>636233980 +He dealt with all of these for 30 years, plus the worldwide media lynching him every day for his looks, abusive police, the pressure of being the most famous man on earth, countless lawsuits from people he considered his friends and being expected to slave away on stage dancing & singing every song perfectly on for 2 different tours a decade + +The average person kills themselves over being bullied by kids at school or being called a mean word on social media. There’s probably nobody ever, that could have survived under this hellscape of a life without suicide +--- 636246231 +>>636246012 +He could always have quit and done something else. Guy had enough money to last several lifetimes. +--- 636246556 +>>636246231 +He literally tried this and couldn’t because they accused him in 1993. Combined with sony owning his ass with a mega-long contract, he lost endorsements and music was his only venture to pay off bank loans +--- 636246631 +>DA JOOZ +meds +--- 636246805 +>>636246631 +Going to disregard the bible then faggot? +--- 636246924 +>>636246631 +Irony, the person whose entire premise relies on intentionally being ignorant and blindly believing a group of people without ever questioning the credibility of their claims, calling people who point out the implausibility and factual inaccuracy of said claims the "crazy ones" +--- 636247004 +>>636246631 +>Can't even attempt to justify or defend his positions with facts or research +>Just crawls into a corner instead. +Typical +--- 636247149 +>>636246805 +>>636246924 +>>636247004 +aaaaand here come the schizo drones, foaming at the mouth, like clockwork +--- 636247278 +>>636247149 +How are people who actually do research schizos, but people who blindly believe anything the media says as factual and lash out irrationally at others normal? Explain that kike shill +--- 636247453 +MJ situation only proves that humanity is beyond redemption. The only thing we can do now is just self annihilate in as much grief and violence as possible. We do not deserve better. +--- 636247529 +>>636239669 +>Thinking Goygle would show any if this to you +>>636241189 +Lol brainlet +--- 636247581 +>>636247278 +>research +--- 636247587 +>>636242450 +>eats banana +--- 636247639 +>>636247278 +looking at twitter and /pol/ infographics made by the CIA isn't research +--- 636247642 +>>636246631 +Left can't meme +--- 636247684 +>>636239669 +The fact that media censorship is that strong should be a immediate red-flag for you. In fact i don't know how people don't fucking realize that kikes are behind it when Kanye openly named jews and overnight was villified by every single broadcast corporation on the planet and lost all of his money. +--- 636247760 +>>636247639 +Okay so by this logic, any source that isn't mainstream media is /pol/ right? Does that include the Holy Bible as well because it names the Jews? +--- 636247773 +>>636247684 +There are no red flags to these people because the believe all of it with zero critical thought +--- 636247805 +>>636171256 (OP) +He's innocent. +--- 636247840 +>>636247760 +To these drones they will unironically deny the existence of god and jesus as the messiah because of how unwilling they are to admit jews are bad +--- 636247925 +>>636247760 +no but considering you are wasting time shitposting on this autistic video game board I know for a fact you aren't very intelligent and are only looking at /pol/ infographics blindly following them regardless if they are true. +>b-but you are also posting here +yeah but atleast im not delusional +--- 636247995 +KICK ME +KIKE ME +--- 636248061 +>>636247925 +>everyone is stoopid but me! I do this ironically! +not delusional at all +--- 636248112 +>>636247925 +ok JIDF +--- 636248152 +>>636248061 +>lacks reading comprehension +well atleast im slightly higher iq than you +--- 636248643 +>>636247639 +According to you then, every single person here is a /pol/ alt-right nazi. Since all of them has been accused by your beloved cult leaders as being racist or anti-semetic at one point. + +>Jesus Christ, Michael Jackson, William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, Socrates, Plato, Muhammad, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Richard Wagner, Johann Sebastian Bach, Frédéric Chopin, Mahatma Gandhi, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Leo Tolstoy, Adolf Hitler, Henry Ford, Nebuchadnezzar II, Emperor Tiberius, Emperor Claudius, Saint Cyril of Alexandria, king Sisebut, Philip Augustus, Louis IX, Philip IV, Charles IV, Charles V, Charles VI, Ramon Llull, Pope Innocent III, King Longshanks, Louis I of Hungary, Duke Albert V, Ferdinand II and Isabella I, Charles VIII, Maximilian I, Holy Roman Emperor, the Ottoman Empire, Pope Pius V, Pope Clement VIII, Leopold I, Holy Roman Emperor, Louis XIV, king, Imām al-Mahdi Ahmad, Frederick II, Joseph II, Maria Theresa, Catherine the Great, Ulysses S. Grant, Napoleon Bonaparte, Martin Luther, Voltaire, +--- 636248725 +>>636248643 +no those are actually intelligent and successful people, the people on this site are not +--- 636248984 +>>636248643 +Needs based abe lincoln. +--- 636249035 +>>636248984 +Lincoln was anti-slavery though, he's not a racist. +--- 636249189 +>>636248152 +No, I read it. The fact that you spout the shit you do, then claim that you're "not delusional",makes you fucking stupid +--- 636249241 +>>636172990 +Jealous dancing Israeli +--- 636249261 +>>636248643 +Unironically this is legitimately a list of the greatest people in history, imagine that +--- 636249521 +>>636249035 +HAHAAHAHAAHAA +>I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the black and white races -- that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making VOTERS or jurors of negroes, NOR OF QUALIFYING THEM HOLD OFFICE, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality - Abraham Lincoln +He's even more racist than the average /v/ user +--- 636249849 +>>636249261 +And also Bach is there! +--- 636249953 +>>636171256 (OP) +>>636173131 +I feel like if he was still alive, he would've let sega actually use his likeness and probably would've been one of those substory characters that appears in multiple games +--- 636250110 +I once wrote a fanfic about Micheal Jackson getting isekai after he die +it got taken down for defamation +--- 636250840 +did they ever find anything from Michaels residence that would imply pedophilia? other than a coffee table book about kids in the 50s +--- 636251226 +>>636250840 +Nope, but some fag that already said he didn't get touched got payed by to do an interview saying he did after MJ was dead +--- 636251292 +>>636250840 +They had 100 police raids and everything uncovered in any digital file he accessed on his computer, they found nothing illegal, no homosexual material and nothing on any of his phone records that could implicate him in any way. He had a 100% clean record +--- 636251473 +>Retarded faggot Jews still fucking screeching and seething and projecting their pedo-bullshit onto Michael to try to defame the man + +Hey Jews, get fucking obliterated off the fucking planet, Satanist pedos lmao stay fuckin' mad, nobody buys into your fuckin' bullshit anymore- +--- 636251554 +>>636250840 +No, if there was any evidence they would have arrested him in 1993 after he was strip searched as the entire foundation of the accusation hinged on the child seeing him naked. It's illogical since he was innocent there, but suddenly a decade later he decided to molest someone 3-years after they stayed in his room only after he was criminally investigated of a crime he didn't commit yet. +--- 636251565 +>>636250110 +I wonder (((who))) took it down for (((defamation))) +Care to share some? +--- 636252158 +>>636246631 +>nintendo haters are l*ftists +KEKLMAO +--- 636252314 +>>636172990 +1) he went against sony and they went to the media +2) i dont care +--- 636253240 +Gee, I wonder who is behind all the hateful replies... +--- 636253654 +>>636250840 +No, it's insane that 30 years later, people still think he's guilty. Macaulay Culkin to this day insists that the guy is innocent, despite having every reason to say he isn't if he wasn't. Meanwhile, two guys who have nothing to lose and everything to gain by lying said he isn't, and everyone believes them. +--- 636254246 +>>636253654 +Hilariously enough those two people defended Michael in front of the grand jury. That's the problem with the allegations is every single person defended him numerous times, so they can only back out of that corner by claiming they were "groomed and bribed" which allows anyone with braincells to expose this bullshit with a bit of cross-referencing +--- 636255023 +>>636253654 +why did the Neverland documentary get so much news space since the people claiming this shit already swore in front of judge that Michael didnt do anything +--- 636255623 +>>636194057 +>>636203763 +We really did take a wrong turn somewhere. This timeline is beyond saving. +--- 636255694 +great thread guys +--- 636255956 +>>636171423 +Civ IV, with Mike narrating all the wonders of the world and telling me how my nation is doing. Ultimate kino. +--- 636256064 +>>636255694 +you know, that didn't really merit a screencap, but I guess it's too late and it's already been reposted by all of the hundreds of twitter/reddit accounts that leech off this place +--- 636256274 +>>636171256 (OP) +>go to sleep +>thread still up +Mike is truly magical. +--- 636256419 +>>636203763 +>>636204073 +>>The timeline where Michael gets Elon Musk time money and owns the entertainment industry and potentially big tech with apple, which literally means the Jews LOSE +--- 636256738 +>>636239320 +>Janet +>Steals songs from Sonic the Hedgehog +>Michael +>Writes songs for Sonic the Hedgehog + +Please. Janet is incapable of mogging. +--- 636257342 +>>636172909 +SEGA HIRE THIS MAN +--- 636257770 +>>636256738 +>Sonic is somehow tangled in the middle of all this +How the fuck? +--- 636257998 +>>636256064 +and who asked you? i thought it was funny enough for a cap, so i did it +--- 636259970 +>>636203763 +>>636204073 +>>636204762 +I have been thinking about this all day, and every time I ponder about it I get angrier and angrier. +We were this close to beating the jew and all thanks to MJ, but he was too inocent to see how truly evil and wretched these demons can be, and too pure of heart to clap back in a way that would make the kikes back down with the dirty media and the assassination attemps. +--- 636260123 +>>636223465 +The brahmin barons +--- 636260321 +Twelve years from now. +Your second daughter's birthday. +Tootle-pip. +--- 636260369 +>>636195423 +>jew tries to out-jew other jews +>gets exposed +--- 636261027 +>>636171256 (OP) +I felt an inexplicable sense of melancholy when I found out MJ passed away in 2009, and I was only 8 at the time. +--- 636261474 +>>636203763 +>>636256419 +Funny you should mention Apple: Steve Jobs was the one who nudged the concurrent Disney CEO to buy Star Wars from George Lucas in a coffee table chat just before he -ACKed +--- 636262226 +>>636186379 +That's exactly where he should have ceased "fixing" his face with plastic surgery. Prime 90's MJ right there. +--- 636262353 +>>636171256 (OP) +why do all the "wrong" people hate you, MJ? +--- 636263397 +>>636261474 +The part I don't get is how that Kathleen person got her hands on the steering wheel. +--- 636264416 +>>636171423 +>Xenoblade 1 Moonwalker +>Metal Face "kills" Fiora +>THIS IS THE END OF YOUR LIIIIIIFE +>AAOW! +--- 636265216 +>>636218586 +Has a new throwable, the disco ball + +Makes all enemies dance for 5 seconds and then converts every unit to your side for 30 seconds (even dozers) +--- 636265349 +>>636172909 +MICHAEL I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MUSIC +--- 636265501 +Speed Demon is underrated. +--- 636266786 +>>636171423 +I think any game can improve greatly if it just had MJ in it. +--- 636267452 +Technically a video games thread. We're discussing the protagonist of the hit Sega Genesis game Moonwalker. +--- 636268620 +i saw this thread on twitter +--- 636269689 +>>636257770 +MJ loved his Sega. +--- 636270325 +>Michael Jackson thread up almost 24 hours +sasuga king of pop +--- 636270475 +HEEHEE OW +--- 636270558 +>>636171423 +I think Michael can legitimately make anything he's in stronger. + +>Persona 5 +As if the game wasn't stylish enough. +--- 636271071 +>>636261474 +Did Steve Jobs like Star Wars? He always seemed like the type who looked down on stuff like that. +--- 636271303 +>>636171256 (OP) +I prefer the Arcade version over the Genesis version Michael, sorry. +--- 636271464 +>>636171256 (OP) +Michael should have bought Sega of America and smacked the shit out of Bernie maybe the Saturn and Dreamcast wouldn't have been as shit +--- 636271508 +Post your favorite MJ song +--- 636271509 +>>636171423 +SMT Strange Journey. So much kino. +--- 636271675 +>>636271303 +Hee hee, it's okay friend, we all have different tastes, it's important to love and respect each other regardless of what we like. +Ow! +--- 636271756 +>>636263397 +The jews. Who else? +--- 636272042 +>>636171256 (OP) +>Off Topic MJ Thread devolves into /pol/shit +Why do we have /v/ again? +--- 636272194 +I miss MJ so fucking much bros. For me it was booting up Vice City for the first time, hopping on the faggio and Flash FM started playing Billie Jean. Completely opened up my mind to an entirely new dimension. +--- 636272336 +>>636272042 +Good Morning Rabbi. +--- 636273181 +>>636271756 +That's not an answer. +--- 636273185 +>>636171423 +>Mr. MJ Denton, in the flesh +Sounds fun. +--- 636273259 +>>636273185 +>MJ Denton +I never knew how much I wanted this. +--- 636273453 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTH83d-oK00 [Embed] +--- 636273541 +>>636248643 +>Voltaire +lol, he's great +--- 636274271 +>>636273181 +I don't have specifics you faggot. Vanguard doesn't give an itinerary for all its employees. But im still right. +--- 636274769 +>>636172990 +I said don't kike me! +--- 636274825 +>>636273185 +>Stop snooping in the little boys' room, Denton. +>Hee hee! +--- 636274850 +>>636171423 +Super Robot Wars 30 +>He buffs the fuck out of you with his music +>Pilots that mecha version of himself from his arcade game +--- 636275141 +>>636274850 +Isn't that the plot of Macross? +--- 636275285 +>>636274271 +A non-answer is incorrect by definition. diff --git a/v/636190832.txt b/v/636190832.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..de32309141edc48f55a00e1331fab161ff17529f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636190832.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1418 @@ +----- +--- 636190832 +>Armored Core VI +>New single player Mechwarrior game +>Project MBR +>From Mission 2 Remake +>Respawn likely working on a new Titanfall +Mechabros... are we... dare I say... back?? +--- 636191220 +>>636190832 (OP) +>new sp Mechwarrior game +Elabore RIGHT NOW +--- 636191325 +>>636191220 +>he doesn't know +--- 636191532 +>>636191325 +>Piranha +Oh... +>singleplayer +Oh, thank god. MWO still wins the prize for the worst matchmaking and balancing. +Looking forward. +--- 636192218 +Why would anyone give a shit about mechwarrior? Nobody in the west likes mechs, and they can't steal shit from japan anymore because too many people know about japanese shit. It's just going to be garbage trash made by a mix of people that care more about pronouns than reactor types. +--- 636192390 +>>636191532 +>>636191325 +Looks like PGI is also hiring writers for the new game. If they make it a more curated experience compared to 5's procedural generation, it might be fun. +--- 636192781 +Mechwarrior is fucking boring as shit and is basically a tank game +Respawn is NOT working on a new Titanfall game. They've confirmed this + +really the only mecha stuff I look forward now is AC VI and indie/itch io stuff +--- 636192935 +Wake me up when HAWKEN is playable again. +--- 636192991 +>>636192218 +>>636192781 +Pleb weebs piss off. +--- 636193003 +>>636192390 +It's a proper single player game with actual campaign +--- 636193112 +https://youtu.be/nLaoh8SWCMc [Embed] +--- 636193903 +As I remember Heavy Gear and old Mechwarrior games I realized how off the mark MW5 is in termos of what it should be + +It was more like a milsim back then, but with MECHS and now is a shitty shooter with infinite ammo and no differences between mechs +--- 636194175 +>>636192991 +nice PPC nipples, slut. +--- 636194437 +>>636194175 +They are very spicy. +--- 636194496 +I finished Titanfall 2 a few days back after having it sit in my library forever, fun campaign. I kinda understand the pain of Titanfallfags and not having a proper third entry +--- 636194635 +>>636191532 +>Looking forward. +>to a PGI game +MW5 was terrible +--- 636194768 +>>636193903 +its not even a shitty shooter with good visuals. they managed to fuck up mech animations so they all slide across the map in mw5 despite it working correctly in mwo. not even going to go into how mw4s animations are still superior to either of these pieces of shit. +--- 636194837 +>>636194635 +It's pretty good now. Incredible with mods. Just dont pay that early adopter tax and wait for a bit before playing once it comes out. +--- 636194906 +>>636190832 (OP) +>Respawn likely working on a new Titanfall +The recent single player game that was in development has been cancelled and in an interview a couple of days ago they said they have no plans for Titanfall currently. +Regardless, the franchise is dead because nu-Respawn would fuck up a new Titanfall. +--- 636194929 +I look forward to AC giving birth to a new generation of mech and mecha gaming, as Souls did with action RPGs. +--- 636194973 +>>636194837 +>Incredible with mods +--- 636195038 +>>636194973 +>le contrarian maymay +--- 636195067 +>>636194837 +It's at best playable with mods. +--- 636195176 +>>636195067 +Stop being a melodramatic faggot. +--- 636195229 +>>636194837 +You mean its only okay when you mod it + +MW5 is soulless it can't hold a candle to the best that MW2-4 had to offer +--- 636195256 +>>636194768 +>they managed to fuck up mech animations so they all slide across the map in mw5 despite it working correctly in mwo. not even going to go into how mw4s animations are still superior to either of these pieces of shit. +I KNOW RIGHT + +Merctech fixed stuff in the animations by making the cockpit sway sync with the footsteps, like it should be, but still the animations aren't as fluid as MW4. How the fuck is this a thing in this day and age? + +Is it really a dark time for everything in videogames? +--- 636195348 +>>636195176 +I can at any time go play the older games and have far more fun than any amount of modding of MW5 will give me. The game is trash, why are you pretending otherwise? +--- 636195425 +>>636195229 +>>636195067 +>>636194973 +>>636194768 +Yeah you need to install some mods. The game is super mediocre, hardstuck on it on vanilla. Actually Merctech and WarFX or Volatile mod was all I needed for my playthrough, but PGI insists on updating with shitty content and fucking the mods that actually sum things. +--- 636195449 +>>636191325 +Damn, I was hoping for a Battletech sequel + +Guess I'll just keep playing with the schizo trannymod instead +--- 636195458 +>>636195256 +PGI are just uniquely incompetent. +--- 636195493 +>New single player Mechwarrior game +If it's by PIG, not interested. +--- 636195518 +>>636195038 +Not that anon but give me some mods pls.The game itself is cool but the missions became tedious after a while. +--- 636195716 +Are the original Mechwarrior games still abandonware? It sucks that there's no way to play them other than hoping Dosbox doesn't screw up. +--- 636195860 +>>636195229 +Its good even without mods. Just good, acceptable, you get the idea. But obviously, good is not enough, hence modding is needed. But it is nowhere near bad now, especially not in a dramatic manner the other fag pretends otherwise. + +>>636195458 +Their matchmaking shenanigans in MWO could be probably told in gamedev schools as an example how to NOT implement things. + +>>636195518 +Just go on Nexus, select the most all time endorsed and pick what fits your tastes. Otherwise Merctech is a good starting point. +--- 636195935 +>>636195038 +you dumb fucking nigger. mechs in mw5 dont have weight at all. they accelerate and decelerate the same regardless if theyre going downhill or uphill. they have no momentum. you cant even knock them down with powerful alphas. mechs literally just slide across the map like some fucking gamebryo tier game instead of even pretending to walk. vanilla mechlab is absolute trash and needs mods to bearable. there is nothing contrarian about this you turbo nigger. +>>636195256 +pgi are incompetent canadoids who are only good at asset flipping and apparently they arent even good at that considering they fucked up the animations between games. id rather mechwarrior die again than it getting fucked over by those canadian retards for who knows how long especially since there is trash itt who thinks mw5 is absolutely fine. +>>636195716 +you can play mw3 and mw4 on win11 no problem but im guessing you mean mw1 and 2. +--- 636196004 +>>636195716 +Yeah pretty much all of them sans MW5 and MWO for obvious reasons + +Sucks, I would love for some company to fix them up for modern systems and officially sell them again. And throw in mechcommander1-2 +--- 636196139 +>>636196004 +>mechcommander1-2 +just download mcg darkest hours +--- 636196184 +>>636195935 +>autistic cretin hyperfocused on one thing only can't argue about anything else +Many such cases. Go grab your inhaler, you fat fuck. +--- 636196201 +>>636195716 +>>636196004 +Check out Mektek for mechwarrior 4. +--- 636196309 +https://youtu.be/EfQ90GGQ-Jc [Embed] +--- 636196539 +>>636196184 +>mech physics is absolutely not important in a mech game +>game devs being incompetent lazy niggers is good +just admit you havent played mw3 or 4 you troon +--- 636196731 +>>636196309 +Looks fun +--- 636196763 +>>636196309 +>soulless gook UE assetflip #64328 +No thanks. + +>>636196539 +I literally own the MW4 paper box. +>t-tranny +Just as mentally ill as they are. +--- 636197004 +phil-sama… the mechassault revival… please… +--- 636197054 +>>636196539 +>>mech physics is absolutely not important in a mech game + +Yes. Mechs are inherently fictional and so realism is not needed or even wanted. Otherwise the game would be about tanks. +--- 636197182 +>>636196763 +>Just as mentally ill as they are +glad you admit your mental retardation +--- 636197195 +>>636190832 (OP) +>>Respawn likely working on a new Titanfall +--- 636197452 +>>636196004 +>>636195716 +https://www.myabandonware.com/game/mechwarrior-4-mercenaries-3ak + +Enjoy +--- 636197727 +Are there mech melee action/fighting game that has real sense of weight in them? +Like the fights in Pacific Rim. +--- 636197863 +>>636197727 +Robot Alchemic Drive +--- 636197889 +>>636197727 +The closest thing i can think of is getting into MW5 and making a brawler since you can punch now + +Next you instal Volatile or WarFX mod so the punches do make that OOMPH that MW5 lacks. But it can be lots of fun. +--- 636198579 +>>636190832 (OP) +>search "gundam" on steam +>only 5 results + shitloads of trash DLC +Nope, but maybe AC6 will lite a fire for those lazy jap devs. +--- 636199010 +>>636198579 +Don't know why you need to be told this but licensed games are almost always bad. +--- 636199140 +>>636198579 +>Gundam games +>Good +The best ones are almost 20 years old anon, the only nu gundam games are gacha, an overwatch clone, or a gacha with the slightest pretense of a game and filled with UC +--- 636199534 +>>636196309 +so many of these indy project. +https://www.variavle-arms-frontier.com/ +https://surumekoubou.booth.pm/items/1175114 +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877800/ARMS_DOLL/ +https://freegame-mugen.jp/sp/shooting/game_9133.html +--- 636199801 +>>636196309 +More info please? +--- 636199840 +>>636199140 +wasn't there like a 'hero shooter' type game with gundam mechs a few months ago? I remember that getting half decent reviews from western players since japs will play anything from franchise XYZ that they like +--- 636200028 +>>636199840 +Yeah. That's the overwatch clone I mentioned. Gundam Evolution +--- 636200048 +>>636199840 +they didnt listen to the community, very few suits and ability gain more requires a lifestyle change without paying + +>>636199140 +>good +strawman +--- 636200207 +>>636200048 +Hey ESL, stick to words you know. Don't throw shit out just because you've seen it used vaguely in similar context. +--- 636200387 +>>636197727 +RAD or any of the anti-Kaiju bots in the last couple of mainline EDF games. Maybe Override but I haven't personally played that. +I am eternally waiting for the day we get a huge ass robot game with a destruction system that actually holds a candle to Red Faction Guerilla in an urban environment. +>>636199840 +It had a bunch of technical issues that caused a lot of people to lose interest on top of pretty horrible content updates, even for a modern shooter. Was fun to pubstomp while it lasted though. +--- 636200702 +>>636200387 +MSG has to be the franchise with most bland mech design ever +--- 636201847 +>>636192991 +>when your entire franchise is stolen designs from 80s anime +lmao +--- 636201927 +>>636201847 +>weeb being delusional +A common issue. +--- 636202381 +>>636200702 +I always preferred the zaku designs over the R7/'good guy' mechs +--- 636202946 +>>636202381 +The idea of a mech being a giant robot looking exactly like a human makes all of them retarded +--- 636203119 +>>636202946 +silence clan nigger +--- 636203235 +I HATE CLANNERS +I HATE CLANNERS +I HATE CLANNERS +--- 636203286 +>>636191532 +MWO made me realize that dailies are basically a necessity for arena style games. Grinding away for C-bills is insanely repetitive and made all the more repetitive by how repetitive the gameplay is. +--- 636203420 +>>636201927 +>Mechwarrior secondary doesn't even know about the unseen mechs +Figures +--- 636203619 +>>636190832 (OP) +>>New single player Mechwarrior game +woah, woah, woah. Hold on a fucking minute. What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? +--- 636203807 +>>636200702 +It's a pretty ancient franchise after all. Still, they've been getting more creative outside the obvious obligatory protagonist suits. +I simply respect all forms of robot. +--- 636203930 +>>636200702 +are shitting on the ball? +--- 636203971 +>>636203235 +cope spheroid nigger +--- 636204047 +>>636203619 +israel >>636191325 +--- 636204160 +>>636191532 +Is it worth doing a vanilla MW5 for your first playthrough, or will that just sour the experience? Everytime I hear people talk about the game, they always say it's mediocre without mods, but amazing with them. +--- 636204504 +>>636204160 +Play vanilla for a while, get your bearings and then mod it. I dont think mods kill your saves. +--- 636205109 +>>636200702 +really faggot? call it ugly, call it retarded, call it toyish okay, but bland of all fucking things? lay off that crack pipe anon. +--- 636205498 +>>636190832 (OP) +>that cheap looking UI + +I'm about to vomit, thank god i experienced all the series before these crappy "remakes" +--- 636205796 +>see game for Vr +>Boitoucheable cockpit buttons +>Feels gud to play +>Fast forward in time +>Never ever finished +At least I have world of mechs and vox machinae I guess. +--- 636205830 +>>636205109 +>A dude, but it's a robot +It's bland as fuck, even the most humanoid looking mechs of Battletech keep the semblance of armored tanks on feet +--- 636205876 +>try playing MWO +>ALL mechs are love are not the current meta +>still somehow manage to get into tier 2 by playing only Awesomes, Cataphracts, and King Crabs +>its basically unplayable now as everyone is a meta exploiting tryhard or running retarded memebuilds like lmg boats +Pain. I want back to the comfy tier 4. +--- 636207747 +>western mechs +--- 636208070 +>>636197727 +One Must Fall +--- 636208308 +>>636205796 +>VR meme dog shit +eat a dick and fuck off +--- 636208643 +>>636207747 +kino +--- 636208816 +Help me /v/ the other day I wanted to play an old mecha game, its a sidescroller 16bits with a red mech in a obari design stile. I couldnt remember the name. +--- 636208886 +>>636205876 +Giving the entirety of the balance decisions to a bunch of self proclaimed 'competitive' giga turbo sweaty tryhards was the final nail in the coffin of that game. +They literally destroyed the balance creating powercreep after powercreep by buffing specific weapon types or the specific chassis that they want to play with while everything else literally 90% of chassis and weapons are sub par unplayable dog shit that will literally get you laughed at by the enemy for running them. +Tier 1 is literal cancer turbo giga minmaxed peekaboo sniper fest. +Brawling has become literally and utterly impossible and will make you feel useless every match for about 90% of the match. +DPS based weapons aside from machineguns are garbage because the sweat lord tryhards oligarchy in charge of balance want them to be garbage because they hate facing them and they do not want anything aside from their Gauss Rifles and ER Large Lasers and Clan ERPPC to be viable. +--- 636209113 +>>636207747 +Soul +--- 636210383 +>>636205830 +>A dude, but it's a robot +How fucking disfigured are you and how long have you been locked in a basement isolated from human contact? That literally does not look anything like a dude. +>even the most humanoid looking mechs of Battletech keep the semblance of armored tanks on feet +You clearly don't know anything about Battletech. Just look at this goofy motherfucker and its sunglasses. +Also lets not forget about the fucking god awful abominations that are the protomechs. +--- 636210532 +>>636207747 +Literally me, thanks. +--- 636210886 +>>636210383 +Now let's see how the Banshee actually looks like... +--- 636211036 +>>636207747 +Wrong, it should be a WW2 tank with how dogshit slow they are +--- 636211949 +not sure what I hate more, tanks with legs or skating mechs +--- 636212821 +>>636205796 +Vox is pretty God awful. Still blows my mind just how bad the ship segments are +>character models and their animations are broken so their limbs bend and twist in horrible unnatural ways +>characters' teeth don't move with the rest of their mouths so they all look like they're talking through gritted teeth +>no collision on character models so you can clip right into NPCs +>nothing to do on the ship except walk around so slowly it makes Phasmophobia characters look like Sonic the Hedgehog and talk to NPCs +The time they wasted on those shitty segments could have been spent adding in more mechs so you've got some real variety to choose from. That's what people play mech games for after all, the fucking mechs. +--- 636213149 +>>636210886 +>Flyingdebris's redesign +>MWO +You just keep demonstrating that you know nothing. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if you never even heard of Battletech until MWO came out and I'd be even less surprised if it turned out MWO was your very first Mechwarrior game +--- 636213753 +>>636191325 +Clan Invasion expansion pack, basically. Let's hope they give Clan mechs better zoom and sensors so that ER weapons aren't fucking useless. +>>636194635 +>>636204160 +Enhanced Salvage/Repair mod is outright mandatory for a better vanilla experience, as it reduces the completely obnoxious repair time/costs and makes salvage rights not dogshit. The only thing it doesn't do is is allow for armor repair on "useless" worlds. It's on Steam Workshop. +--- 636213976 +>>636213149 +PS: here's another Battletech mech for you. I present to you: robo-samurai +--- 636214063 +>>636213976 +Shittermoto-Kys +--- 636214143 +>Redesign +>There's only 1 banshee model +You are only further digging your grave +--- 636214173 +Do PPC Urbies still cause massive amount of seething in MWO? +--- 636214251 +>>636214173 +not if you can aim and blast them in the face +but overall yes +--- 636214461 +>>636208886 +>mfw poptarting will constantly adapt and never truly die +--- 636214472 +>>636212821 +Multiplayer on the rare occasions that you can have a full 16 player game are lots of fun. But the campaign with the awful NPCs and AI just doesn't do it beyond adding some basic context to the game. +--- 636214874 +>>636213976 +How is that a dude you faggot? It literally has hand lasers +--- 636215158 +>>636214143 +Different artist, different design from the original. Also you're just proving my point since that looks nothing like an "armored tank on feet". Sorry to break it to you but Battletech is full of goofy giant robot man designs. Another case in point: the blackwatch, AKA a giant 70s sci-fi astronaut in a miniskirt. +--- 636215224 +>>636190832 (OP) +I hate mecha +--- 636215236 +There is this neat looking VR mecha game called Vox Machinae. Anyone know if it's actually good or not? +--- 636215252 +>>636197054 +Very stupid post +--- 636215504 +>>636215158 +So you just arbitrarily decided that the TROs that represent Battletech artstyle are only the most outdated and ancient, and not the ones the Mechwarrior games are actually based on. +--- 636215682 +New Heavy Gear/Votoms game? I need a mech game to scoot fast as fuck in. Blowing away my fragile opposition in my own shitcan. +--- 636216056 +So what's the best mecha game on PC? I've already played Zone of the Enders 2nd Runner. +--- 636216143 +>>636216056 +There's plenty but it depends on your own taste. Not sure if you'd like the MechWarrior games for example. +--- 636216148 +>>636216056 +I have extremely fond memories of Mechwarrior 4 +--- 636216340 +>>636214143 +>modern battletech artwork +arr rook same +--- 636216424 +>>636195229 +MW2 is still my favorite. I'm still kind of bummed out that you can't blow a mech's leg off in MW 3-5 and leave them stranded in place or toppled on their side. I'm pretty sure the closest we've gotten to that since MW2 was Mechwarrior Living Legends (and it was actually pretty hilarious there since trying to use jump jets while legged would send you spinning around in the air) and that was just a Crysis mod. +--- 636216603 +>>636208816 +Metal Warriors? +--- 636216973 +>>636216424 +They tripped in MW3 but in general it needed to be balanced. Taking out one leg basically meant you got the kill since they ended up immobile for so long. +--- 636217107 +>>636211949 +Why the shit taste? +--- 636217272 +I'd just want to remind the tankfags that Battletech licensed out anime mechs +--- 636218387 +is mwo still alive bros? +--- 636218473 +>>636218387 +I doubt a game consisting of 80% whales and 20% newfags constitutes "alive" but what do I know. +--- 636218930 +>>636218473 +yeah thinking i can't be bothered downloading, did like the game a lot when it launched though, even splurged for the founder atlas meme +--- 636219120 +>>636192218 +Lol this +--- 636219194 +>>636192991 +They're stealing from Front Mission now? +--- 636219520 +>>636210886 +Lol not even egregious greeble can save western mecha trash. The dozen fans of MW need to occupy their time by shitposting, I suppose. +--- 636219692 +>>636218387 +I started playing about a month ago. Had an absolute blast until I hit Tier 3, which is the moment when you get thrown into the faggot tryhard cancerpit. It turned from 9/10 fun into unplayable garbage. +Now I am shitposting in matches with troll builds that annoy the whales while trying to get back to tier 4. +--- 636219859 +>>636216424 +PGI actually nailed the combat in MWO but certainly it was legacy design from the Crytek guys in the early builds. MWO at its base just werks and maintained it until now. MW5, although being UE5, just sucks at combat because they didnt even cared about cockpit on the model and proportions +--- 636219936 +how do I get gud at AC3? I get filtered by the dam level, I keep falling into the water +--- 636219980 +>>636219936 +Hoverlegs time. +--- 636220068 +>>636219692 +>>636218473 +what whales are you talking about, like are there these ridiculously expensive golden mechs or something? +--- 636220329 +>>636220068 +There is nothing in QP that is about whaling or anything its cope + +Playing Faction Play is cancer though. Teamstacks of unbalanced cramped maps with unfun objectives and laser vomit everywhere. But Quick play is in very good state, gameplay wise +--- 636220443 +>>636220068 +It's sweaty fucktards who only play the most busted p2w current meta. It is especially tragic in Faction, but QP is also trash, don't listen to lies above. +--- 636221280 +>>636203235 +i hate sphereoids AND clanners +--- 636222153 +>>636221280 +Tremendously, maybe even illegaly based. +But also with Tortuga Dominions instead. +--- 636222749 +>>636207747 +These pirate Marauders are really getting out of hand. +--- 636222860 +>>636219936 +Learn to bunny hop and then apply that logic to the air. Use a low energy consumption booster with a high energy output generator. +--- 636223932 +>>636220443 +The nicest thing I can say about whales in MWO is that the preorder fags tend to be fun to bully +>kodiak on preorder +>half the fags who preordered them don't even know what the fuck they're doing +>run around in matched in my artic cheetah matches looking for retards in kodiaks who stupidly wandered off on their own +>easily run rings around them chipping away at their legs until they're finally legged before getting to work on their arms and finishing off with their rear center torso +>dumb fucks can't do anything but twist and turn trying to get a bead on me while I'm ankle biting them to death +--- 636224613 +>>636215682 +At best you'll see some of the mecha/characters appear in Super Robot Wars +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDNQFsCZ-tM [Embed] +--- 636224848 +>>636224613 +Shame, I don't mind turn based games like Front Mission or SRW, but I would like a modern action take on AT-Likes. Titanfall was close but it very much is still an FPS with most people going after the Pilot play over the Titan one. +--- 636226468 +>>636216603 +I found it, It was bari-arm +--- 636226727 +Fuck all these humanoid shit, where is my ZOIDS mech game! +--- 636227220 +There are some good mecha titles coming up or even some lower profile ones - for instance, if you're VR capable check out https://store.steampowered.com/app/334540/Vox_Machinae/ - Vox Machinae has you piloting a lumbering Martian mech akin more to a Battletech/Mechwarrior style game than a Gundam or whatnot . Apparently it even works without VR now, though I'd say if you have VR kit its the best way to experience it from the look. +--- 636228114 +While we're talking about these, anyone old enough to remember the SNES titles BattleClash and Metal Combat: Falcon's Revenge? These were mech games where you used the Super Scope lightgun as a gunner in a 2 person mech or there was even a versus mode where another player could be the enemy mech and fight against you with the controller! + +Would be nice to get an update to these as they had neat, varied mech designs a branching anime inspired story (in the second game there are even multiple endings and branches) , and a unique variation of both mech and lightgun gaming. A modern return, possibly with a legit 2 player mode where one player drives and uses abilities/sub weapons and the other shoots the main weapons and/or multiplayer with multiple mechs at a time would be interesting, maybe even in VR! +--- 636228142 +post good pc mecha games +--- 636228428 +>>636228142 +Some excellent Mech Sim titles if those are your thing. But if not you'll most likely need to do some digging or emulate. +--- 636228570 +Vox Machinae has campaign and supports normal controls now, no need of VR + +Is it good though? Worth checking out? +--- 636229923 +I pilot a Rifleman, my brother pilots a Catapult. Would you hire us? +--- 636230710 +>>636229923 +i'd hire you to suck each other off while i watch +--- 636232039 +>>636229923 +I wish mechs actually controlled differently from each other by manufacturers, like having ignition sequences and different button layouts, response speeds on systems ( or actual fucking systems instead of just shooting the dot) and HUD colors or themes. +--- 636232156 +>>636207747 +I don't even mind these kind of mechs. I like both Western mechs and Japanese mechs, and I also like mecha. I just hate the people that can only enjoy one of them and have a random autistic meltdown about the other kinds. +--- 636232735 +>>636232156 +This, like, if the game is good then it is + +But anime is still stupid +--- 636232957 +>>636216056 +Brigador +--- 636233159 +>>636229923 +hire you to trim the hedges maybe +>*dabs, then jump jets away* +--- 636233270 +>>636232957 +lol +--- 636233467 +>>636192991 +Aren't these just retarded tanks? Do they have special metal? force fields? +--- 636234054 +>>636233467 +they have muscle systems. + +>Myomer is an artificial analog of biological muscles with a greater strength to weight ratio. They are engaged with electrical current and its strength depends on the amount of fibers activated, not the current provided. + +>Myomer requires large amounts of electrical voltage to function, with the larger "muscles" obviously requiring more energy than smaller ones. However, they have high electrical resistance, causing large amounts of waste heat which needs to be dispersed or the fibers will fry themselves. This does however grant an advantage as myomer cannot be stunned by electrical discharges. Additionally, metal armor and skeletons have a low electrical resistance, channeling and discharging any strong electrical hits into the ground. + +>In a way, myomer is the reason BattleMechs are the supreme war machines they are; the myomer is an extremely efficient and load-bearing form of locomotion, but cannot be used in a wheeled, tracked, or airborne platform due to the nature of its operation. As such, even though BattleMechs present much greater surface area that must be armored, and much more structure to be carried, myomer still allows them to bear more weapons and armor per-ton than any other form of armored fighting vehicle. + +>Myomer is composed of microscopic polyacetylene tubes filled with an acti-strandular fiber. These fibers are created by mixing biologically engineered bacteria with specific polymers within the tubes. An electric current is sent through these tube, causing the fibers to arrange themselves into a complex nano-structure similar to the proteins myosin and actin that allow biological muscles their movement. +--- 636234202 +>>636233467 +pilots hook em up to their brains for a sense of balance and also to punch other robots like some sort of robot punching game +--- 636234554 +>>636233467 +>Aren't these just retarded tanks? +NTA but I love retarded tanks of all kinds from all series, western or japanese. +--- 636234740 +>>636234554 +I feel like the retarded tank analogy only works with battlemechs. Most mechs are retarded jets with Votoms ATs being retarded IFVs. +--- 636234845 +>>636234740 +I like retarded jets too though. +--- 636234914 +>>636234845 +Same, I don't get the hate boner for mechs that some of these people have. +--- 636235034 +any good mechshit that I can play on mobile? +--- 636235214 +>>636235034 +Emulated Front Mission? +PSP Armored Core? +--- 636235349 +>>636235214 +emulation is definitely something i'm open too, but nothing native? +--- 636235545 +>>636233467 +due to technical constraints most games have portrayed mechs as very similar to tanks in operation. But fluff and tabletop they behave more like a kind of very heavy infantry unit. They're capable of a far more complex range o motion that's hard to capture in a shooty mech sim. +--- 636236259 +>>636203235 +>WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED INNER SPHERE RAT, SURRENDER TO YOUR NEW AMAZONIAN ELEMENTAL CLANNER MISTRESS +--- 636236539 +>>636233467 +The Battlemechs have myomer muscles which are artificial ones, and the armor is made of composite which is an in universe ultralight, ultradurable material. The Battletech technology is advanced enough to hook up a pilot and "feel" the mech as it was his own body, hence why the roughly humanoid shapes and even heads. they can walk, jump, kick, punch and grab things easily, albeit as slow as a hulking infantry would. Also depends on size and models. + +Chicken walkers take special training to get used to them, and there are four legged ones with two pilots. The universe makes it so it's feasible in there to have them, yet still not as advanced as a Gundam or such things. Combined arms are still a thing, and tanks and other stuff play an important role for Battletech operations. +--- 636236802 +>>636224848 +Yukes apparently would love to work on a new VOTOMS game, but Bandai is Bandai. +--- 636237680 +>>636228570 +Not really. The campaign actually kind of sucks and the combat is pretty mediocre. The amount of mechs you have to choose from is fucking laughable as well. There's like only five mechs to choose from. The gimmick of piloting a mech with VR is more or less the only thing it has going for it. +--- 636237860 +>>636234914 +Western mech fags are basically the simulator fags of mecha. Just like how DCSfaggot spammed /v/ and /vg/ for two years after AC7 came out because he was angry about people liking jets flying through space elevators with crisp white sheets getting mud tracked on them instead of people keeping the sim general alive. +--- 636237879 +hey, you anons wanna listen to some tunes? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQmWKy3P2WA [Embed] +--- 636238450 +>>636237860 +I'm not sure if that's quite it. I love games like Heavy Gear, Starsiege, and MechWarrior but I also love Armored Core, Front Mission, the Assault Suit games. I would be down for more mecha content in general. I'd hope that people aren't blinded too hard by the east vs west meme. People that hate on mechs shit on MechWarrior themselves saying "hurr why tank have legs?" It's a different audience, maybe Arma bros? +--- 636238671 +>>636237879 +I got some excellent tunes right here. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UGRR6MkVmE [Embed] +--- 636238779 +>>636238450 +Anime mecha has a variety of tastes and subgroups considering you can get literally anything from Votoms and Gasaraki running a line to Code Geass and Majestic Prince heading along to Gundam and Macross then slide even further so shit like Fafner and Ideon on your way to Mazinger and Getter Robo DOOT DOOT DOOT 1 2 3 DOOT DOOT DOOT Daitarn 3! Even Gundam has splits in its own franchise from people that want more MS IGLOO style content all the way to GUNDAM FIGHT 14 WHEN types. +Western mecha is more homogenized with some outliers that's usually just some bearded guys that really really really loved Mazinger or Voltes or Combattler. +--- 636238861 +>>636190832 (OP) +>Respawn likely working on a new Titanfall +--- 636239979 +>>636238779 +Oh I know that mecha anime has all sorts of styles, Which is why it's funny when people try to stereotype all of japanese mecha as if they're all hyper-weeb space samurai's. It's like Votoms or UC Gundam doesn't exist to those people. +>Western mecha is more homogenized with some outliers that's usually just some bearded guys that really really really loved Mazinger or Voltes or Combattler. +Yeah it sucks. Pacific Rim, Titanfall, Heavy Gear have more humanoid styles of mecha designs but because of Battletech, or rather more specifically MechWarrior, western mecha gets classified as chicken walking tanks by clueless shitposters that know nothing about the history of mecha, or hell even Battletech itself. That's why that retarded bait of the one Titanfall advertiser saying "we don't call them mechs" gets posted still. Also unlike MechWarrior those franchises are open about what their sources of inspiration is (probably because they don't have Harmony Gold breathing down their neck over the stolen Macross designs) Being a western mecha developer must be hard, you get shit on by realismfags, shat on by MWO fags, and shat on by weebs. You can't win. +--- 636240529 +>>636238861 +>Respawn finally gets to make Titanfall 3 +>They start working +>EA Executive kicks in the studio door +>"Sup nerds, see this trans camo job for the mechas? Gonna need you go put it in the game. Why? Fucking diversity, fags! See these graphs? I don't fucking understand them but I'm sure they say diversity is in so diversity is GONNA. BE. IN. YOUR. GAAAAME!!! Alright, later faaaags!" +>EA gives them the finger guns and walks out the studio, slamming the door behind him +>30 minutes later EA executive kicks in the door again +>"SUP AGAIN NEEEERDS!? Got that trans camo in like I said? Great, if you fags are working on a singleplayer campaign you're gonna need to stop right now! See this pie chart? Fuck no you don't because this shit's just a screenshot from Pacman but if it was a chart it'd say singleplayer is out! I don't want to hear any talk about you chodes making a single player campaign, this shit's gonna be live service multiplayer only! Oh shit, look at the time, I've worked two whole hours, time for me to call it a day! Later schroooodes!" +--- 636240597 +>>636240529 +So that's how Apex Legends was made. +--- 636241114 +>>636239979 +Pacific Rim was made by a fat mexican that loved getter robo and mazinger. +He also had a goatee at the time. My statement about outliers still holds up. +--- 636241485 +>>636239979 +>but because of Battletech, or rather more specifically MechWarrior, western mecha gets classified as chicken walking tanks by clueless shitposters that know nothing about the history of mecha, or hell even Battletech itself +Because that IS what they are, muh tabletop lore doesn't change what westards want in their mech games, and that is chicken tanks. +Everything else was a commercial failure, only Mechwarrior lasted precisely because westards want that. +--- 636241613 +>>636192218 +>Nobody in the west likes mechs + +? +--- 636241664 +>>636241485 +Chicken legs are just the result of Star Wars continuing to destroy everything. Just like how every designer wants their space fighter to either look like an X-Wing or A-Wing. The rest want to be Star Trek and have saucer boosters or rectangles with dents. +--- 636241720 +>>636191325 +its not piranha again right? please not them +--- 636241826 +WHEN WILL FRONT MISSION REMAKES GET PC PORT? + +WHY THE HECK ARE THEY SWITCH EXCLUSIVES? + +ARE SQUEENIX CRAZY? +--- 636241832 +>>636241485 +And I fucking hate it. Why can't you capeshit fuckers like giant robots too? I don't hate chicken walkers but I hate to see the humanoid mecha get sidelined so hard here because it's "weeb shit". Goddamn I hate Western Audiences. +--- 636241913 +>>636241826 +You try Yuzu? The Switch is so underpowered you'd probably get better performance emulating them. +--- 636242028 +>>636241913 +Yeah but I want to own it on Steam or GOG and play it on my PC. +--- 636242131 +>>636242028 +Ehh, i'm not sure if I'd want to give sqeenix my money after how dogshit Front Mission has been treated. +--- 636242151 +>>636242131 +I don't care, I want FM remakes on PC. +--- 636242263 +>>636192991 +This is like 10 different anime mecha, atleast. +--- 636242426 +i miss gerg... +--- 636242626 +>>636234845 +--- 636242639 +I just want to play Chromehounds, Chromehounds 2, and a PROPER new Mechwarrior game. +--- 636242812 +>>636215682 +based heavy gear poster +--- 636242815 +>>636236259 +oh no, you got me, haha, noooo don't take me as your personal slave, haha +--- 636242952 +>>636234054 +>myomer still allows them to bear more weapons and armor per-ton than any other form of armored fighting vehicle. +Uh huh. +--- 636242965 +>>636237879 +Great beat +So, the OST is out but not the game? +--- 636243010 +>>636241720 +read the image +--- 636243138 +>>636242812 +Gears, Wanzers, & ATs are some of my favorite types of mecha. They're just so cool I don't know how else to put it. Would love to have another mech game like HG2. +--- 636243327 +While I typically move towards more Japanese flavored mecha, I am not opposed to Western ones. I just can't get into the games for some reason. I tried MWO back when it first launched and it wasn't very good. I tried out the newest Battletech game and it was pretty zzz tier. Any western mecha homies wanna throw some suggestions at me that aren't those two games? +--- 636243498 +>>636243327 +How old are you willing to go? You should give the classic MechWarrior games a shot (MW3, 2&4 Mercs) as well as Heavy Gear and Starsiege. For non-sim games there's Titanfall 2, Shogo MAD (Shogo is kind of a piece of shit but you may love it), And Metal Warriors +--- 636243531 +>>636238779 +>Anime mecha has a variety of tastes and subgroups +So what anime should I watch if I like weighty stompy mech combat ? The closest it got for me was 08th MS Team. +--- 636243545 +>>636243327 +...you wanted to get into the western mech games and you started with Mechwarrior Online and Battletech? You have got to be shitting me. +--- 636243551 +>>636237879 +Soon +--- 636243578 +>>636242952 +imagine the alpha strike +--- 636243589 +>>636236259 +HEY CLANNERFAG YOUR FUCKING TESTICLELESS TEST TUBE BABY TECHNICIANS PUT YOUR ARMS ON UPSIDE DOWN HAHAHA FUCKING RETARDS PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME CHLORINE IN YOUR BABY VATS TO CLEAN OUT ALL THE RETARD GENES HOLY SHIT MY SIDES HAHAHA +--- 636243606 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbevUYP55HI&ab_channel=CptPakundo [Embed] +--- 636243648 +>>636243531 +>weighty stompy mech combat +Dougram? I'd say Votoms but they're tiny and not very stompy by scootin' about everywhere. Votoms is excellent though if you want straight mecha action. +--- 636243676 +>>636243589 +The dasher is so fucking ugly holy shit + +Whats the point of that +--- 636243717 +>>636243606 +--- 636243770 +>>636243498 +I'm willing to go pretty old as long as it isn't a hassle to install and run. I know some games don't like to play well with modern OSs, so I didn't look too far back. + +>>636243545 +I had no idea where to start, I just saw some games and tried them out. MWO looked cool from trailers and I was excited to try it at launch. Battletech was more "I'm kinda bored of SRW at the moment, I'll try something somewhat similar" +--- 636243786 +>started mechwarrior 5 +>feels pretty good, main campaign is about revenge for your dad but whatever +>but travelling around the galaxy takes weeks of in-game time +>some events that happens later in the timelines means it will be 50+ years after the start of your campaign +I'm sorry for not being a mw fan before but what the fuck is this? Why does everything takes forever to do? One moment the characters says it's very urgent that I go to that planet but then it takes me a whole month to fly there, that's not including the 2 weeks to repair my slightly dented mech +--- 636243789 +>>636243606 +--- 636243814 +I remember playing Robotech when I was a kid rented it from a Hollywood Video, and getting stuck on the third level. You know that space mission? To this day, I have no idea how to beat it. Wish I could've seen level 4. +--- 636243914 +>>636243770 +I'd say Metal Warriors is your best bet, Especially if you like AS Valken and FM Gun Hazard for side-scrolling mech action. MW4 is the easiest MechWarrior to get running as well as being somewhat noob friendly so i also suggest giving MW4 Vengeance a go. +--- 636243916 +>>636242626 +That's not a futuristic walking A-10, there's no BRRRRT. +--- 636244025 +>>636243786 +MW5 is kinda ass. To me MW3 is the best example of a MechWarrior campaign done right. Things actually feel dire in that game. +--- 636244041 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfDKq9w3Ihs&ab_channel=CptPakundo [Embed] + +The Assault Lance theme +--- 636244091 +>>636243578 +I don't have to imagine, I got a really fucking close call with my Flea because I thought it was an LRM carrier and I jumped closer to it than I should have. +--- 636244312 +>>636243914 +Ah, I have played that one. I always assumed it was Japanese because it was published by Konami, but it was also ages ago so I don't recall if there was a Lucasarts logo on there as well. I'll check out MW4. Is Heavy Gear wonky to run? I really like the mech designs of it. +--- 636244393 +>>636243589 +>I am Commander Corholio, I need C-Bills for my bunghole +--- 636244441 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7io0wHyFX4U&ab_channel=KisumiKitsune [Embed] + +I like my PPCs to come with a Dire Wolf +--- 636244527 +Now if only Gundam games were actually good we would be onto something here. It is such a shame Gundam games suck. Can you imagine a Zeon vs Federation game like Planetside 2? Massive faction conflicts with large amounts of players, a huge constant 24/7 map and nonstop objective captures. +--- 636244562 +>>636243676 +Supposedly the idea was that it'd carry infantry pods containing elementals underneath the fucked up arms but that apparently didn't work out in field testing so they ditched the idea of the infantry pods but kept the fucked up arms because Clanners are stupid. +--- 636244609 +>>636244312 +>Is Heavy Gear wonky to run? I really like the mech designs of it. +Yeah they can be royal pieces of shit to get running, but they're worth it imo. HG2 does things that I haven't ever seen in other Mech sims, Space Combat, Stealth systems, Melee, ATGM attacks. HG1 is cool as well having an AC-esque Gear customization. +You can try these repacks from plebbit +HG1: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sIxK_cFh2dxV4QU6PBUPaJpCixPYo2RL + +HG2: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1FXvaFOIqMxy5mWtZPBlwSHzJKHRM5xFx +--- 636244660 +>>636244562 +That's fucking hilarious didn't know that + +>So uhh... strap some hands on them at least i dunno +>Two left ones +--- 636244661 +>>636215682 +If ACVI and the next MW do well I can see Activision thinking there's some kind of mecha craze and making a new Heavy Gear. +--- 636244671 +>People talking shit about chicken legs +>Favorite mech in Battletech is the Raven +Plz no bully +--- 636244742 +>>636244671 +I think people just mostly shit on the Mad Cat or Vulture because they don't know of the other 'mechs beyond the Unseen. +--- 636244804 +>>636244671 +Chicken walkers are the best and in lore the fastest config + +My favorite? the Argus. It's all utility, no pretty anything + +Looks more like a 40k thing +--- 636245057 +>>636244562 +It's kind of a hilarious idea in theory. Imagine zipping by an assault mech in a light mech at over 200 kph without firing a single shot leaving the dude in the assault mech momentarily confused as to what the fuck you're even doing only to start screaming in horror as a bunch of dudes in battle armor start climbing up his mech like pissed off fire ants and start tearing into his cockpit so they can give his interior a new paint job +--- 636245616 +>>636244671 +Both the chicken walker and humanoid mechs have their fair share of retarded designs so it's not really fair to just shit on one side. On the humanoid side you've got shit like the Akuma which just looks like a villian's robot in a cheesey Saturday morning cartoon and then on the chicken walker side you've got shit like the Lobo where it looks like some fucking R&D eggheads just glued a bunch of random parts from models together while shit faced and said "alright fuckers, we don't actually know what this shit is but build it" +--- 636245658 +>>636237879 +Still a banga +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy9VowoLA [Embed] +--- 636245805 +>>636245616 +I kinda like the Lobo, reminds me of the Cybrid Hercs from Starsiege abit. +--- 636245936 +>>636190832 (OP) +I really want an Imperial Knight game. +--- 636246039 +>>636242965 +Devs are still working on it. From what they have teased you can drive cars, kick cops, run around in power armor and potentially bowl a mech with a C4 jeep. The last one is up for debate but it might get in since it's an insurgency simulator now. +--- 636246298 +>>636245936 +Some more fantasy/knightly mecha would be a welcomed change. Maybe a Warmachine or Escaflowne game if I'm not aware of one already existing. +--- 636246472 +>>636246298 +Yeah it would be dope. +--- 636246521 +>>636192781 +>basically a tank game +that's what makes it good. fast/agile mechs are cool but they're distinctly Japanese. the lumbering war machines of battletech are much more my style. i want to hear gears grinding and hulls groaning as i crash my way across the battlefield +--- 636246663 +>Be Lyran R&D team member tasked with designing our first Omnimech +>Tossed out numerous design drafts but finally on to something +>Even put together a small model but it's still missing something +>staring at the model trying to figure out what the absolute FUCK is missing that's bothering me so much +>Notice coworker smoking a cigarette +>Inspiration hits me +>Snatch his cigarette and shove it in the mech's mouth +>perfection +--- 636246728 +>>636246521 +I just like mechs all around. Fast jet mechs, big Tank mechs, small Power Armor-ish mechs. Some of japanese mecha can also do the slow, lumbering style of mecha. You could play a Tank in AC for example, or try Steel Battalion if you ever get the chance. +--- 636246784 +>>636246663 +Do the pilots of this mech have a tendancy to say "I'm walkin' here"? +--- 636247025 +>>636229923 +sure i hire you just to watch your brother's catapult explode from a core reactor meltdown as soon as he fires his LRM20s +--- 636247319 +>>636244527 +Your idea is fucking garbage and would only produce an even shittier game than GBO. +--- 636248219 +>>636244527 +Wasn't there a mecha Battlefield game? +--- 636248298 +>>636190832 (OP) +>>Respawn likely working on a new Titanfall +It got canceled, it was full of Apex Legends shilling. +--- 636248370 +I just wanna play Metal Wild Chaos XD but it crashes constantly. Goddamn jap ports, it was fun while it lasted some two stages. +--- 636248374 +>>636248219 +Not really mecha focused, but it had mechas and it was near future, Battlefield 2142 (not to be confused with the garbage that is BF 2042) +--- 636248645 +>>636248370 +You could buy an Xbox. Then you could also play Phantom Crash. +--- 636248839 +>>636248645 +Tried 3 and none worked. +--- 636249030 +>>636248839 +Ouch, a shame cause there's other mech stuff like MechAssault and Steel Battalion. Xbox is actually pretty solid for mech games. +--- 636249243 +>>636248370 +>XD +Fuck off. +--- 636249426 +>>636192781 +>Mechwarrior is fucking boring as shit and is basically a tank game +Yes. And? + +Name a better tank game. +--- 636249554 +>>636249426 +nta but Recoil was a pretty cool tank game. Not really a sim though. There wasl also Battlezone 98 and Uprising for FPS/RTS gameplay. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Y1W0k6JNc [Embed] +fun fact, these guys also helped make MechWarrior 3 +--- 636249851 +>>636193412 +I like that mech warrior does space correctly and makes it difficult to disperse heat instead of easy. +--- 636249921 +>>636249851 +What's the reason for that? Isn't space freezing? +--- 636249946 +Capcom, VR has matured, it's time for another +--- 636249968 +>>636249921 +Depends on where it is. It's either one or the other extreme. +--- 636250140 +>>636249921 +There are people smarter than me who can explain it better. Has to do with the vaccum of space being empty of molecules, and molecules are what heat transfers to when its dispersed. +--- 636250257 +>>636203420 +Not him but that mech wasnt one of the unseen +--- 636250285 +>>636249851 +Probably has something to do with radiation from the stars or some shit +--- 636250312 +>>636249946 +Do we really have no VR mecha games? Seem's like an obvious choice, no silly teleporting or having to move your whole body around. +--- 636250381 +>>636250312 +VRfags are really set on having full body experiences for some reason. I could give less of a shit for object handling sims. VR is perfect for cockpit games but it's like no one wants to make them. +--- 636250608 +>>636250312 +we do but they're overwhelmingly amateurish or extreme western RGBoredom (you know the kind) + +>>636250381 +I agree but a tokusatsu game would be kind of sick +--- 636250691 +>>636201847 +There were plenty of original designs too. Out of the two dozen unseen mechs there's hundreds of other mechs that weren't. +--- 636250692 +>>636242426 +what's even the place to talk about mwo nowadays if gerg died +--- 636250712 +>>636250608 +>you know the kind +I don't, actually. +--- 636250961 +>>636250691 +FASA i don't think ever thought that "Battledroids" would have ever been the success it was, Had they known they would have hired an artist to make original designs from the get go. +--- 636250998 +>>636248645 +>>636248839 +speaking of Phantom Crash, there's also SLAI on PS2. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnAsPR_vBs [Embed] +--- 636251065 +>>636250998 +That looks pretty fun. I need something on my PS2 outside of Armored Core anyways. +--- 636251091 +>>636250312 +Closest you're gonna get is Vox Machinae and as has been mentioned before, it's kind of shitty. They devoted a good portion of development towards the ship segments which are pretty god awful (seriously, you've got NPCs who do shit like repeatedly twist one arm 90 degrees into their torso while waving their other hand which is bent at the wrist backwards at an impossible angle while talking to you with their teeth clenched shut while their lips flap up and down) instead of to the actual mech gameplay. +--- 636251202 +>they hired a new mech modeler for MWO +>also did P2W mechs that get nerfed when new one releases +--- 636252279 +>>636249921 +The only way to expel heat in a vacuum is through infrared radiation, which isn't particularly quick. The rate of energy loss through radiation is more or less fixed based on the material "containing" the heat. Comparatively, heat can be expelled through conduction with air in atmosphere, and air circulation systems or heat transfer systems can dramatically increase the rate of cooling by continuously providing cool air. Keep in mind that heat is still being lost through radiation in-atmosphere, so conductive cooling is on top of that rate. +--- 636253346 +>>636251202 +>"mini battlepasses" +>15 dollars each +>getting all of them would be 45 dollars +>one of them is an honest to god pop-tart machine +I see that faggot that said "pop tarting is a legitimate mechanic" is still with piranha. +--- 636253390 +Will anyone recommend me some good PC mech/mecha games? I only played MW5 and TF2 +I have Daemon X Machina in my backlog, is that any good? +--- 636253479 +>>636253346 +>"pop tarting is a legitimate mechanic" +What's pop tarting? +>>636253390 +>I have Daemon X Machina in my backlog, is that any good? +It's AC Diet pretty much. +It's fun, but way too lean +--- 636253501 +>>636244661 +Not sure if I would trust modern Activision to not fuck it up desu. At best I could hope for a Titanfall-clone. Plus DP9 is kinda on edge with video games after how much of a fuck up Heavy Gear Assault was. +--- 636253695 +>>636253479 +a holdover from mechwarrior 4 (I think) where you basically play like a bitch by JJ-ing up over an obstacle, fire, then drop. it's an absolute bitch move, has no basis in battletech at all, and is generally unfun. so of course shitters are gonna do it all the time. the outcry against it got so bad that piranha eventually nerfed by adding camera shake and aim modifier to make it more difficult to perform, effectively meaning you can only get one shot in at the top of your jump, where neither shake nore aim modifier apply. what makes that "legend" mech such a bitch is that it can fire on the way up, meaning it can pop off multiple salvos while poptarting then fall down. +--- 636253756 +>>636242639 +heard of M.A.V? +--- 636253789 +>>636190832 (OP) +I'm still fucking mad that mecha, the most easy games to adapt into VR where you just sit still in a fucking cockpit never took off much. +I have this fantasy of a RAD type game but in VR where you stood on your mech shoulder holding a controller and fighting other hugeass baddies. +--- 636253830 +>>636253695 +Bruh moment for both the bitch players and the company +--- 636253885 +>>636253695 +Sounds like a bitch move, Use jumpjets like a real Mechwarrior and Death from Above. +--- 636253937 +>>636253789 +Be the change you want to see. +Please, We need more mecha devs. +--- 636255045 +>>636253756 +Didn't they boot that game off steam, and as such the game is basically dead now? +--- 636255904 +>>636249921 +A heatsink on earth works by letting the air and water from the atmosphere to "trade" their heat, thus cooling it, in space there is nothing but vacuum or a very thin atmosphere in planetoids meaning nothing for the heat to disperse to +--- 636256007 +>>636192991 +based +--- 636256113 +>>636256007 +I'm stll amazed at the longevity that this bait has. +--- 636256202 +>>636256113 +It's an all-time classic, I've gotten a lot of mileage out of it +--- 636256294 +So what are the good Gundam games that isn't SRW? Any classics with the 6th gen era? +--- 636256601 +>>636256294 +Dynasty Warriors Gundam is pretty cool. Zeonic Front was interesting, but I don't remember if it is actually really good. It's got an awkward tanky control scheme. Federation vs. Zeon is good too if I remember right? + +Not Gundam related but Robotech Battlecry is fucking awesome and pretty Gundam adjacent. +--- 636256810 +>>636249243 +ecksdee +>>636256294 +That one on Dreamcast was nice if balls-to-the-wall hard. The one where you play as a mook. It controlled very much like MechWarrior. +--- 636256898 +>>636256810 +Gundam Side Story 0079: Rise from the Ashes? +--- 636256957 +>>636256601 +Cool, I'll check some of these out. The off-topic Gundam thread got me thinking about actually trying one of the games out. +--- 636257019 +>>636256898 +Is that the really bad FMV game or is that a different title? +--- 636257021 +>>636193903 +What happened to the Heavy Gear remake from a few years back? +--- 636257130 +>>636257021 +You mean Assault? It wasn't a remake but instead a shitty E-sports scam that was looking to cash in on the online mech craze from MWO and Hawken. +--- 636257152 +>>636256294 +Didn't Fromsoft make one during the early PS3 era? I have no idea if it's good, granted. +Also look into the fan-translation for Gihren's Greed that some madman on /m/ has been doing, if you're into strategy games. It's essentially a Gundam version of Nobunaga's Ambition. +--- 636257261 +>>636219936 +I had to make a lightweight to do it if the one where you turn off all the gates in the dam, got good at looking down savestate scum it if you have to +--- 636257291 +I like Western Mecha. I like Eastern Mecha. I like realistic tanks and war machines. I just like big armored weapons platforms meant to blow shit up. why must autists split hairs over what's better or more realistic or who gives a shit? Just enjoy big stompy death machines you faggots. +--- 636257356 +>>636257291 +I share the same sentiment but retards will be retards. +--- 636257418 +>>636257152 +There's a Unicorn Gundam game on the PS3 from them, but I have no idea what it's like. +--- 636257627 +>>636257130 +Ah, gay +--- 636257727 +>>636257627 +Extremely. I'm still asshurt over it as are many others. Including the parent IP holder of Heavy Gear who made the tabletop universe. +--- 636258043 +>>636257130 +>>636257627 +From what I saw, there were devs who were legitimately passionate about Heavy Gear and were looking to improve the game. The problem is that the publisher told them they weren't allowed to update the game anymore and they would need to pay a quarter of a million dollars just to get the rights in order to finish making the game they started. If I remember right, the publisher abandoned video games and turned to selling weed or something. +--- 636258189 +>>636194496 +>campaign +>I kinda understand the pain of Titanfallfags +multi is where the real game and going fast is located +--- 636258218 +>>636258043 +>the publisher abandoned video games and turned to selling weed or something. +what the fuck +--- 636258225 +>>636258043 +>the publisher abandoned video games and turned to selling weed or something. +nani +--- 636258242 +>>636258043 +Yeah, Stompy Bot I think? They decided to stop being a publisher and instead try and be a blockchain scam. Fucked over devs, fucked over DP9, and it fucked over Heavy Gear fans that already had a rocky relationship with Assault. Whole thing was a goddamn mess and is why as much as I'd like a Heavy Gear 3, that I don't think one will ever be made. Not unless the RPG explodes in popularity in conjunction with a mecha game revival. +--- 636258375 +>>636257291 +The first levels of Slave Zero were great at giving a big stompy vibe +--- 636258430 +>>636258242 +>in conjunction with a mecha game revival. +well at least that part looks possible. +--- 636258490 +Despite its flaws, MWO is the best mecha action game alive. I pity those who got filtered by it. +--- 636258583 +>>636258375 +I still can't believe it's getting a sequel/spinoff in this day and age. Was pretty fun during the last steam demo day. +--- 636258612 +What mods do you guys recommend for MW5? I’ve (PC) been hosting sessions for my buddies on PS, and now that they’re kinda done and moved on with the game I wanna sink my teeth into it properly +--- 636258650 +The best western mecha(and the only western mecha worth playing) is Steel Battalion +--- 636258715 +>>636258430 +I'd love a Votoms game as well but that IP is also having it's own issues (dead). So far Front Mission is my racehorse in getting another action mini-mecha game. They could do a 3D Gun Hazard game is Squeenix wanted to, but after Left Alive was it's own dumpster fire, they're probably going to keep things traditional for awhile. Goddamn does it make me sad. +--- 636258930 +>>636258715 +Do you think Battletech's Protomechs and bigger Battle Armor would fill someone's mini-mech needs? +--- 636259089 +>>636258930 +At this point I'd take most anything. But I don't think Protomechs are much comparable to a Gear/AT except the size. Also aren't protomechs a Dark Age thing? Aka the setting that BT grogs despise? +--- 636259281 +>>636259089 +The weird thing about the newest era (ilClan) is that if you go out into the rimward, spinward, or anti-spinward Periphery, it's basically still Introtech. Coreward Periphery is towards the Clan homeworlds, and those systems have been getting Clantech for a good few decades by ilClan. +--- 636259364 +>>636259089 +IIRC they were introduced in the Civil War era and kinda forgotten about by the end of the Jihad. +--- 636259415 +>>636191325 +>PGI again +>only brawler builds because enemies don't spawn far enough to get any enjoyment out of sniping them +>light mechs are for early game only and have no use afterwards. +>teleporting tanks +Because they did so fucking well with the frame of a game that is MW5. +--- 636259486 +>>636190832 (OP) +Synduality looks kind of cool too. +--- 636259584 +>>636259364 +Isn't the most limiting factor for Protomechs the lack of small enough Clanners to pilot them? Considering the size of the average Davion man, the FedSuns could get some decent mileage out of Protomechs. +--- 636259728 +>>636207747 +I wouldn't have it any other way. +--- 636259762 +>>636199140 +Bandai also would help Fromsoft Develop some armored core titles in the past. + +The best Gundam games were armored core. +--- 636259912 +>>636191325 +Mechwarrior 4 Mercenaries will forever remain the best Mechwarrior game out there. Why? Because I can run missions with 8 urbies and be happy. +--- 636259994 +>>636190832 (OP) +Front Mission 1 Remake was shit so will be Front Mission 2. +--- 636260015 +There's also that French Grendizer game and Megaton Musashi Wired that'll also feature playable Mazinger, Grendizer, Getter Robo, Combattler and Voltes: + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mEq_N0oWbQ [Embed] +--- 636260037 +>>636192781 +>Mechwarrior is fucking boring as shit and is basically a tank game +Tank games are awesome. And bipedal tanks are awesomer. +--- 636260420 +>>636233159 +This was my favorite after getting my hands on it in MW3. + +>>636190832 (OP) +This thread spawned pleasant memories of me playing MW4 in school years ago. Almost couldn't beat the game; in the last mission the mech would aim up at the sky and all my laser weapons and gauss were useless, I couldn't force my aim down at all. I can't remember if it was a glitch or part of the story. I ended the mission, put on a bunch of LRMs and attacked the final boss guy from as far away as I could from a hill I think (so I could get the angle to lock onto him). +I don't remember many names of what I used but I think in MW3 it was Bushwhacker, Mad Cat, Thor/Summoner, Annihilator and in MW4 Uziel and more Summoner. +--- 636260524 +>>636256294 +Zeonic Front. +--- 636260682 +>>636260524 +This looks cool. Love me Zeeks. +--- 636260795 +is the battletech game from the devs that made the shadowrun CRPGs any good? I've heard mixed things but I like their earlier games +--- 636260817 +What is the consensus on this game? +--- 636261000 +>>636260817 +I found it way too floaty, more like a slow arcade flight sim than a mech game. You could have replaced the mech with a futuristic helicopter/VTOL and it would been very similar. +--- 636261010 +>>636260795 +You mean Trannytech? It's meh. If you're a fan of the Crescent Hawk games then it might actually be insulting a little. +--- 636261078 +>>636260817 +It's too Armored core as dauntless was to monster hunter +--- 636261089 +>>636260795 +The systems are pretty good but the performance was terrible on release. You may be able to brute force it with modern machines so you could risk it. +--- 636261167 +>>636191325 +Hope is better than 5, i dropped it for lack of enemies and shitty movement/aim. +--- 636261196 +>>636249554 +Holy shit it feels like I haven't seen Battlezone 98 mentioned ever. You could even snipe the enemy units and the Fury alien units out of their vehicles and take them for yourself. +https://battlezone.fandom.com/wiki/Golem Russian walker +https://battlezone.fandom.com/wiki/Sasquatch American walker +--- 636261197 +>>636260817 +The Back 4 Blood of Armored Core clones. Made by a handful of ex-FromSoft devs who everybody wrongfully claimed were "actually the sole guys who made Armored Core" which was complete bullshit. The visual customization between parts is ass, all the good weapons are locked behind endless grind, the characters are insufferable, the plot is a mess, and the combat feels like piloting a tumbleweed. +--- 636261259 +>>636259415 +Hey maybe they learned something. They actually stated putting new maps in MWO after years of people hounding them about it. +--- 636261392 +>>636208308 +VR is perfect for mech-games. +--- 636261406 +>>636200387 +Love mech on human violence, specially with the size difference +>insert Gundam VS Bikini Squad here +--- 636261408 +on it the consensus is what +--- 636261412 +>>636261197 +>The Back 4 Blood of Armored Core clones. +Daemon X Machina wasn't THAT bad. It could at least serve as a timewaster on a laptop or Switch +--- 636261449 +>>636261196 +I guess because it's mostly thought of as a tankgame which is why it doesn't get namedropped more often in these mech threads. Or the RTS aspect of it because I rarely see Total Annihilation or Supreme Commander in these kinds of threads, and those games have quite the selection of giant robots. +--- 636261532 +>>636205109 +What made the Zam so big? +--- 636261547 +Before I start AC1 what's the Armored Core equivalent of a dex build +--- 636261605 +>>636261408 +Honestly I'm not sure how many people have actually played Steel Battalion. No thanks in part of needing the pehripheral control and Xbox emulation on PC being generally in the shitter. Always wanted to play it. +--- 636261670 +>>636261547 +Light biped legs, generous Generator output. Good FCS, you'll want one with a generous Hitbox. Weapons might consist of a bazooka. +--- 636261715 +>>636261670 +>bazooka +Interesting choice but I like it. Thanks anon +--- 636261770 +>>636261715 +Bazookas are really hard hitting at close range. Can easily help you chart the Arena in later games. +--- 636261892 +>>636261547 +I would not take focusing on a single build too seriously because some missions and fights will need some big changes to the way you approach them. But even if you go into debt from failing missions the game gives you cheats that end game enemy ACs are using for yourself anyways, so just take it easy +--- 636262013 +>>636261547 +Lightweight reverse joint with that one machinegun that has 1000 ammo +--- 636262091 +>>636243786 +You're supposed to play the career mode until you get bored of the proc gen and uninstall the game. +--- 636262164 +>>636261770 +>>636261892 +>>636262013 +Alright thanks. I'll mess around with some different things then. I just like the idea of playing a smaller mech zipping around clunkier bigger dudes +--- 636262317 +>>636262164 +AC1 is generally pretty forgiving with what kind of AC you make. It's only end game where you have to make something that isn't dogshit. +--- 636262602 +>>636262164 +Learn to bunnyhop. It'll make the games feel a lot better and will help you survive some of the harder shit. Also, use a guide to get the hidden parts. You can transfer them over to Project Phantasma via your AC1 save, but if you don't get them in AC1 there's no other way to get them in PP. If you don't care about that though, you can purchase them in Master of Arena once you start that one. +--- 636262651 +>>636190832 (OP) +BUT WHAT I WANT IS ANOTHER STRATEGY BATTLETECH GAME!! +I DON'T LIKE MECHWARRIOR! +--- 636262683 +I just want another game that's like Omega Boost again. Is that so much to ask for? + +I don't care about customization. I just want some arcade/shmuppy mech action with a behind the shoulder perspective. +--- 636262735 +>>636262651 +shut up +--- 636262823 +>>636262735 +YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT +--- 636262840 +>>636261010 +>Trannytech +QRD? +--- 636262885 +>>636262823 +no u +--- 636262907 +>>636262651 +Play Missionforce Cyberstorm. +--- 636263078 +>>636262840 +I don't want to derail this comfy thread too hard, regardless of your thoughts on trannies. This image says it all. Plus some other PC shit that snuck its way into Battletech lore. +--- 636263170 +>>636263078 +a'ight, game is genuinely meh though? Is it like a digital version of the board game or have they changed things around? +--- 636263268 +>>636261408 +Fun from what I played, but only got to play it with the controller for a few hours. +--- 636263305 +>>636245616 +>retarded designs +>you've got shit like the Akuma which just looks like a villian's robot in a cheesey Saturday morning cartoon +Fuck you, that's exactly why the Akuma is badass. +--- 636263324 +>>636263170 +If you want an actual digital version of the wargame, Megamek is ready to go. It's more of your standard tactical strategy fair. It can be fun but it has it's issues. +--- 636263404 +>>636249851 +Would that be a scenario where laser heat sinks actually have mechanical value +--- 636264951 +>>636203286 +>Grinding away for C-bills +when did you play last time? there are events every month now which give you huge amount of C-Bills, MC and a free mech +--- 636265193 +>>636259415 +>he can't aim +Not gonna make it in MW6: Clan Boogaloo with ER Pepsi enemies everywhere +--- 636266303 +>>636207747 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Kg79w3mSk [Embed] + +It's the nature of military engineering to take things too far. The Praetor represents that limit, as least as far as Loyalists are concerned. Touro's stouter younger brother, the Praetor is a command variant with major firepower and the ability to take a little more on the chin. Pays for it in tight corners though. Praetors are slower and can't turn for shit, but you can ride the thing straight through an enemy line and out the other side. Design Bureau laughed at Chief Engineer Halleck after that "maneuverability is for cowards" rant, but Praetors have plowed though walls and even minefields without a dent before, so who's to say? Besides, Halleck is second only to the Founders in the Praetor driver set. +--- 636266449 +>>636266303 +I fucking love this game. +--- 636266582 +>>636249349 +Kino +--- 636267750 +>>636266303 +Based and NEPilled +--- 636267790 +>>636263170 +The game on its own is alright, but it has some god tier mods. Don't let that anon persuade you with his bullshit. If you like the style of game and like the universe, get on sale and go to town. Or even pirate it. I don't care either way. +--- 636267894 +>>636190832 (OP) +Is there any mechwarrior game that has the freedom of endgame Battletech with running your own merc outfit and ship? I love that idea just hated how fucking painfully slow and brutal that game was. +--- 636268019 +>>636267750 +Subtle as a heart attack, styled like a brutalist ode to regime change. The Broodmare is one of those Spacer mechs that carry so much firepower it's a wonder we have any photos of it at all. A little top-heavy, but Spacer leg tech is probably a good decade ahead of ours. Lightweight alloys and better self-righting stabilizers and all that crap. +--- 636268061 +>>636267894 +The very latest one? Have you been under a rock the last few years? Though I can forgive you giving it a pass for its initial state on release. +--- 636268145 +I wish someone made a cold war mech game combining the classic NATO and PACT aesthetics with bipedal tanks +--- 636268234 +>>636268061 +Game is still pretty rough and has to be hard carried by mods. +--- 636268287 +>>636268061 +I was hyped for it for a long time, but then saw fairly shit reviews on launch. I only gave the intro a quick try on xbox gamepass when my PC was out of action, the framerate was cancer so I never bothered going back to it, also didn't realise it had a modding scene on pc. +--- 636268425 +>>636268145 +Would be cool, only thing close I know of is Iron Harvest which is an RTS with mechs in a WW1 setting. +--- 636268438 +Battletech is Japanese. +--- 636268859 +>>636268438 +N-No +--- 636268953 +>>636266303 +>The same firepower as a Touro bolted onto a flying sedan. I'd love to know what they stole the drive unit from. Corvid hardware tends to be fairly 'loud' in execution, but that's a lot of gun for a floating car. I'm sure the pilots like 'em too, right up until the metal fatigue tears the car in half. Lot of talk on the War Council re: what to do about qualified mechanics and mech designers turning over to the Corvids. They shouldn't be capable of fielding units like this. + +>-MB +--- 636270086 +>>636263324 +>Megamek is ready to go +I'll have to check it out + +>>636267790 +what are the mods called? +--- 636270608 +>AC6 is a huge hit and leads to a Chromehounds game being the Bloodborne to it's Dark Souls + +Best timeline. +--- 636270921 +>>636268234 +It's not rough when its objectively better than all that came before it. You really want to make an argument that the cancer of MW4 alpha boats or MW3's completely bonkers balance or MW2's jump jet spin shenanigans are better in any way? + +I avoid using most of the mods precisely because the vast majority of them are babby-mode mods and for people who just want MW3 gunbag gameplay instead of appreciating the relative faithfulness to the franchise proper. Yes, maybe it sucks to have the majority of mechs at 64 kph but that's just BT really is until later eras. +--- 636271246 +>>636262683 +loved that game +--- 636271259 +>>636191325 +Can't wait to mod this too. +--- 636271732 +>>636270086 +Big ones are called Roguetech and Battletech Extended. Just read what you're signing up for first because the game throws some shit at you. +--- 636273697 +>>636195425 +Is merctech finally compatible with the latest version of the game? +--- 636273868 +>>636259912 +It amazes me how they made MW4 so fucking ugly compared to MW3. Still, I love them both but MW4 is a pain to look at. +--- 636274798 +Is Phantom Brigade any good? diff --git a/v/636201067.txt b/v/636201067.txt index b6799a753bacddca11d7a0e8d822d147c8a90fde..4a1d9df1aad5d43bef27ed6a725fe53194e3faf9 100644 --- a/v/636201067.txt +++ b/v/636201067.txt @@ -452,3 +452,663 @@ There's a refreshing lack of breast envy in DOA from the smaller girls. Lobelia --- 636234103 >>636234026 Made for sexo while Fiona watches +--- 636234248 +>>636234026 +That confidence is one of her best features, and only makes you want to treat her roughly. +--- 636234347 +>>636232532 +She has the perfect amount of tsun, from what I've seen. +A bit more than Ayane when she's tsun with her sister +--- 636234448 +Amy's tsun teasing is very Ayane-like now that I think about it. A lighthearted tease where she still asks you on a date casually. +--- 636234524 +>>636234026 +When her confidence crumbles down when she interacts with the alpha teasers ones is the best +--- 636234612 +>>636234524 +The weak should fear the strong +--- 636234724 +>>636234448 +>>636234347 +Mmmmmm Amy and Ayane tsundom +--- 636234926 +>>636234524 +And Tamaki herself is one of the smaller girls. +--- 636234963 +Cabbage sex +--- 636234969 +>>636231303 +my experience with ninja gaiden comes from playing the games. They were fun. DOA is way harder +--- 636235403 +>>636234963 +Cute pervert +--- 636235506 +>>636234724 +Send this idea to TK asap +--- 636235882 +>>636233852 +>>636234026 +>There's a refreshing lack of breast envy in DOA from the smaller girls +I think it's part of them to avoid any kind of bullying or anything negative in the game. +Although sometimes it's inevitable +--- 636236257 +I want a new DOA game. I can't handle it anymore. +--- 636236313 +>>636235882 +She's not so much envious of Honoka's size though, rather she's just resentful that they can't swap suits. A fine line, maybe. +--- 636236382 +>>636236257 +I give it like 3 years to an announcement. +The announcement may be VV2 though +--- 636236478 +>>636236384 +I'd give Honks a honk +--- 636236659 +>>636236382 +>Spoiler +Maybe, but with the current game they're still making a ton of money. Maybe they'll add something new to it, like an update or something +>>636236478 +She has two massive honks to honk +--- 636236689 +>>636236478 +what did he mean by this +--- 636236998 +Does she even knows how lewd her body is? +--- 636237058 +I wish CC allowed you to easily view suits by body types so that you're not tabbing through empty pages just to get see a Marie type suit you have on like page 7. +Thinking about setting up 3 CC folders. One for each type of girl and I just swap them in as needed for photos. +--- 636237636 +She'll be free soon +I'm so going to molest her +--- 636237790 +>>636236998 +No. There's been several occasions where she's mentioned doing unusually well at something, manning booths are school events and working as a barker, and being completely clueless as to why so many people come in when she's there. +--- 636238057 +>>636237790 +Poor Eliot +--- 636238123 +>>636237636 +Got 120k stones and about 80 tickets waiting. +If I'm not mistaken Lobelia will also be on the same banner unless they change it up for global. Will probably go broke trying to get both of them. +--- 636238286 +>>636238123 +You still don't have Lobelia? +The only girl that I had a though time to get her was Tina tho +--- 636238401 +>>636238286 +Nah I have Lobelia, but I want more of her. +--- 636238465 +>>636217096 +Never seen this image in this quality, where is it from? +--- 636238487 +>>636238286 +I want to put it inside of her +--- 636238679 +>>636238487 +I dont understand +--- 636238714 +>>636237636 +My personal hotel onahole +--- 636238738 +>>636238487 +Get in the line, pleb +--- 636238765 +>>636238738 +I will give Bass many grandchildren. + +Tina and I will put Mormons to shame. +--- 636238829 +>>636238714 +Delete this +--- 636238901 +>>636238829 +Personal room service please service me~ +--- 636238918 +>>636238765 +Bass will try to fight you +But after the first kid he'll be helluva happy +--- 636238958 +>>636238918 +>>636238738 +Nut inside Tina +--- 636238993 +>>636238401 +>>636238829 +I-I surrender! +I won't be smuggling condoms into the island anymore, I swear! +--- 636239056 +>>636238993 +>using condoms with Koharu +Scum +--- 636239113 +>>636238993 +Give back the bottoms you stole while you're at it. +--- 636239137 +>>636210016 +i really hope they release full ver doax on pc +i wont mind puay $100 for it +--- 636239169 +>>636239113 +Koharu needs to lose the panties +--- 636239180 +>>636239113 +That wasn't me! +That was Misaki! +--- 636239208 +>>636226782 +you're probably right, but i refuse to give up hope on the rest of the doa ladies +--- 636239265 +>>636239056 +Hey! +Child support is a nightmare +--- 636239332 +>>636239265 +>Child support is a nightmare +Not my problem +--- 636239376 +Canonically shaves +--- 636239427 +>>636239376 +I forbid such a thing on my island +--- 636239449 +What kind of a game is Dead On Arrival? +--- 636239548 +Koharu does need a new haircut imo. +Like a cute bobcut like Luna's +--- 636239650 +>>636239548 +I will shoot my load inside of her. +--- 636239770 +>>636239427 +Well, it's the goddamn cheater, who else +She actually has a very small spade suit down there +--- 636239815 +>>636239770 +Nice buns +--- 636239859 +Not really sure what the purpose is with these? Do YOU date the girls? If it's that I totally understand. +--- 636239947 +>>636239548 +Koharu, Tina, Amy, and Shandy need a new haircut. It'll do them good for their popularity. +Nanami and Tsukushi's new haircuts are quite nice. +Yukino is still too new. +--- 636240083 +>>636239947 +Koharu needs to lose her clothes. +--- 636240089 +>haircut +hairstyle +only the devil would commit a warcrime like cutting a doas hair +--- 636240093 +>>636239815 +Perfect for spanking when she cheats +--- 636240424 +>>636239859 +They flirt with (you) a lot. +Other than that the appeal is a simple slice of life VN featuring a cast of very popular girls. +--- 636240508 +>>636240089 +>implying short hair Coconath isn't pure sex +--- 636240509 +>>636240083 +True +And she's actually quite stacked +Sorry about the tattoo if you're not into it, those aren't my pics +--- 636240721 +Fun fact: I love my wife Honoka +--- 636240812 +Luv me JKs +Luv me Kokoro +Luv me Misaki +Luv me Fiona +Luv me Nagisa +Luv me Tsukushi +Luv me Nanami +Luv me Amy +Luv me Koharu +Luv me Yukino +Luv me JKs +--- 636241068 +>>636220773 +Why did DOA6 get rid of the Tag node? +--- 636241092 +Beach Bun +--- 636241159 +>>636241068 +Rushed dev cycle I'd imagine. +--- 636241547 +>>636241520 +would nut +--- 636241707 +>>636241547 +--- 636241745 +>>636241707 +black china dress should be free +--- 636241838 +>>636241092 +Breed the bun like bunnies +If Misaki is on the right side, then who's that other girl hidden on the left side? +--- 636241872 +>>636241745 +It's part of the Daffodil swap pack at least iirc. +--- 636242030 +>>636241838 +>from right to left + +Ponytai Monica(?) or maybe some AL girl +Honkers +Kasumi +Misaki (?) +Nagisa + +That's what I think +--- 636242239 +>>636241092 +>>636242030 +My bun wife. +--- 636242879 +Wrong one. +Lol +--- 636242920 +I will plunder pirate Kokoro +--- 636242961 +>>636242920 +Best costumes we've gotten in a long time if you ask me. +--- 636242974 +Where are the bottomless girls? +--- 636243035 +>>636242974 +if Wifesaki isn't in eyesight she's probably with her Owner +--- 636243036 +>>636242974 +Where aren't they +--- 636243119 +>>636201067 (OP) +How does KT even make money +--- 636243135 +Bottoms? +--- 636243169 +>barely any pics of the birthday girl +Shame on you all. +--- 636243258 +>>636243119 +>Nioh : Successful +>Ryza: Successful +>Wo Long: Successful +>VV: Successful +>Fatal Frame ports: Probably successful + +It's easy to make money when you don't blow it on advertising +--- 636243289 +>>636243135 +Nut inside Leifang +--- 636243320 +>>636243169 +yeah kinda strange +her new bday costume even seems to have easy access from behind, almost leaving her bum defenseless +i wonder why +--- 636243339 +>>636243169 +Her butt is going to get a private shoot later make no mistake. Tinkering with CC at the moment though. +--- 636243354 +>>636243169 +>>636243320 +A SHIT +--- 636243447 +Wish you could do more in the onsen. It's kinda boring +--- 636243529 +636243119 +>how does KT make money +They made a bulk of their profits from mobile anon, followed by games and then organization. They’ve unironically been making a lot of money all from their stupid dynasty warriors mobile game. +--- 636243552 +>>636243447 +Wish I could go bareback in Nagisa + +Miji can watch if she wants +--- 636243613 +Why doesn't Ryu give her the baby she wants? It would be the most powerful Dragon ninja ever. +--- 636243647 +>>636243613 +Ryu is a loyal man is why. +--- 636243752 +>>636243697 +Made for bongo playing +--- 636243818 +>>636243697 +If only her ass really was that fat. +--- 636243879 +>>636243647 +Loyal to who? He never had a gf in Ninja Gaiden 1. Its the least he could do seeing as she saved his life. +--- 636243968 +>>636243879 +>Loyal to who? +Irene. And was re-introduced to once again become the romantic interest +--- 636244017 +>>636201067 (OP) +Yes but why do the girls have fat fucking arms and hands +One funny thing is that the Nyotengu in Nioh 2 made by the same studio has a proper, slender proportions +--- 636244157 +>>636244057 +Miji Wife +--- 636244176 +>>636243818 +a good pose/angle combo always help, plus the ass itself is vanilla, no mods applied to it (as far as i know since that one wasnt my screenshot) +--- 636244225 +>>636244176 +That's some tasteful feather placement +--- 636244536 +Pirates +--- 636244730 +>>636244536 +What's the boobpatch for? Seems rather impractical. +--- 636244786 +>>636244730 +Same as the windows in her jeans. Easy access. +--- 636245459 +>>636220773 +It'll be a decade or two until "Sexy Bad" culture ends. So I'd predict 2035 is when the next non-gatcha DOA game will come out. +--- 636245631 +For me? It has to be Elise, the cutest DoA girl. +--- 636246675 +>>636245459 +meds +--- 636246714 +>>636246523 +double shimaidon with ayane/kasumi and ayane/honoka +--- 636246890 +>Roll once on a rerun +>Get my favorite swimsuit for Kokoro +>Dozens of 10-rolls on the pirate banners +>Nothing +Been getting a lot of this lately. Suspiciously always on the sets with a paid guarantee available. +--- 636246987 +>>636246675 +Cultural shifts take some time to happen anon. I'd say it was a solid decade to get where we're at. And VV prints good fucking money that I predict once VV starts to level off in terms of revenue they're just going to make another DOA gatcha game. +--- 636246998 +>>636246890 +Nut inside Kokoro +--- 636247006 +>>636245631 +respectable taste +--- 636247104 +>>636246890 +That Misty Lily swimsuit looks great on everyone. Looks even better when the girl is only wearing the strings +--- 636247154 +>>636247006 +Sexcretary +--- 636247203 +stealing all these poses for ai art +--- 636247383 +>>636247036 +>>636247112 +She might as well be wearing nothing at that point. +--- 636247470 +>>636247104 +The shear teddy is my favorite part of it. +--- 636247575 +>>636247470 +Nut inside Kokoro +--- 636247584 +I love her so much, bros. +--- 636247802 +>>636228239 +Nothing really. +If anything, just saving. Or at least reruns for suits that are bis ive missed. + +There's just not much point to roll lol. Shit inferior suits and shit trendy girls. +Lol +--- 636247832 +>>636247470 +Same. Girls do look cutest in frills if you ask me. +--- 636247901 +>>636247584 +For tender loving bullying +--- 636247997 +>>636247871 +Nut inside Amy +--- 636248020 +>cleaned out my CC folder leaving a total of 38 marie body costumes + +More than I thought I had for them, but less than I hoped +--- 636248684 +>>636248637 +I need to get around to moving 5 to an SSD and reinstalling BP. So I can enjoy big sis in all her BP glory. +--- 636249008 +>>636248684 +--- 636249856 +>>636249209 +These pirate outfits happen to come with two unique poses with treasure chest props. +JPs have found them useful for other reasons. +--- 636250149 +>>636218528 +...chinese food? +--- 636250585 +>>636250149 +Love me some chinese food +--- 636250664 +>>636250585 +belongs in owner-san's bed +--- 636250738 +>>636250664 +That's true of all Venus +--- 636250809 +>>636250738 +Leifang is for creating a new dynasty +--- 636251174 +>>636250149 +Angel outfit so hot, is there a version where its unzipped? +--- 636251993 +>>636231169 +tell me about it +--- 636252050 +>>636251993 +Nut inside Momiji +--- 636252145 +>>636251993 +Shrine maiden wife +--- 636252674 +>gets gifted a headband by a guy with amnesia +>I KNOW IMMA CUT MY HAIR +No wonder she lost + +She can't cook and is too dumb +--- 636253181 +>>636205305 +I wish Ayane would still have such cute small boobs instead of the big ones she has in the recent games. +--- 636253428 +i love this costume so fucking much +--- 636253524 +>>636253428 +Anniversary costume? +That choco butt looks real good in it. +--- 636253931 +>>636201067 (OP) + +Dead or Alive is the definition of soulless. + +1. The environments in stages are dogshit. You may not like Soul Calibur, but those games have always had very striking environments in their stages. DOA doesn't have a single environment that's gorgeous. +2. The music is dogshit. You may not like Guilty Gear or other anime fighters like Melty Blood, but those games have always had very catchy and memorable tunes. DOA doesn't have a single memorable tune at all. +3. The franchise hasn't created or pioneered a single unique move type or character archetype. You may not like Street Fighter, but those games pioneered a lot of the classic moves and archetypes we know today in fighting games like hadoukens and shoryukens. DOA has done none of this. +4. The animation has no weight and punches and kicks feel so flimsy and weak. You may not like Tekken, but those games have punches and kicks and throws that have tremendous weight and oomph to them. +5. And because the animation is so weak, the combos also look like shit. You may not like King of Fighters, but those games have some of the sexiest combos in all of fighting games. +--- 636254065 +>>636253428 +Really nice with the nopan +--- 636254232 +>>636244017 +>made by the same studio + +The people who made the Nioh games aren't the same people who made the DOA games. +Team Ninja, just like a lot of other major developers, tends to have multiple teams simultaneously working on different projects. +--- 636254514 +>>636243258 +This. Not to mention their games are clearly made on shoestring budgets. +--- 636255226 +>>636254703 +Nice hips and tummy +--- 636255242 +>>636253428 +Uh, seems a bit overcooked +--- 636255701 +What exactly is the "True Colors" gimmick? And does anyone have a higher res version of pic? +--- 636256920 +>>636255701 +It's an overall update for the girl in question. +Everyone gets: +>Fully voiced affection episodes +>New poses and phrases on home screen and in matches +>Possibly something in their venus shop to buy +Then if you got the first paid 10-roll from their set: +>Unlocks a new path on their venus board (new stat inflation gimmick) which includes +>new voiced episodes focused on that girl getting closer to Owner +>a few extra bath peeking scenes, similar to shower scenes when rolling +>new gravure panel +>Some extra phrases on holidays or for your birthday (I forget if this was everyone or unlocked) +Then if you lucked or whaled on getting the outfit +>Outfit itself is more detailed than usual +>Misaki has a shear top and her usual jacket tied around her waist, both that you can toggle on/off +>Marie has a pinch point, three different colors, and an alt look that removes the shear portions on her outfit. +But in classic gacha asshattery, they're only available during their release for a short amount of time and we have no idea when they're going to be re-released. No idea who might be next either. +--- 636257036 +>>636220773 +>>636220968 + +once Lisa rides me into the sunset +--- 636257180 +>>636256920 +Wow, that's huge. And here I thought it was just a recolor. +--- 636257265 +>>636256920 +>Then if you got the first paid 10-roll from their set: +Is it the same deal as the usual birthday stuff? Roll once and get access to all the new events/episodes? +--- 636257765 +>>636257180 +The general sense that I got with Marie based on Japan's reaction was that her attitude matches her DoA debut a lot more. But not only would I not know due to being a filthy secondary, but I haven't actually had an opportunity to use Marie at all since her True Color came out. +...I also haven't finished unlocking Misaki's stuff either since she's one of my mains and I want those stats instead. The true color path gives zero exp and zero stats, but costs a lot to unlock. + +>>636257265 +Pretty much, most of the unique content is from their venus panel unlocks. If you don't get their outfit to stomp the accompanying event with, then you have to hope to roll one of their trendy swimsuits for an event to get a venus panel exp bonus. Or just take them to matches all the time. +--- 636257975 +>>636257765 +>Pretty much +Sweet. Costume is available as CC so all I really care about the other stuff. +So if a single roll is all it takes to see that new Misaki episode where she stands in front of the owner and loses the sweater on her waist as she presents her new swimsuit then I'll take it. + +Thank you anon. +--- 636259129 +>>636257975 +The venus board stuff is very long-term shit too. Exp is gifted 1:1 based on FP use to your Ace, match partner gets half, and trendy doubles. And because Misaki is first, very shortly after they implement Venus Boards, you're stuck choosing between unlocking True Color or actually getting some extra stats on her and unlocking Venus Board specific rewards. For contrast my Fiona is +200 Pow +199 Tec and +180 Stm from finishing an entire branch. She can practically wear event SRs to SS+ matches. + +Sorry, tangent. +The True Color stuff is going off to the SE here, everyone gets two prologue episodes then it requires an unlock with the gift given from that first 10-roll. +Last episode is locked behind affection Level 70 but I think the pivot episode is before that. +>My Marie is only 58 +Fuck, I need to start taking her to matches. +--- 636259219 +>>636209267 +Wtf, it's just like Squaresoft with Final Fantasy ! +--- 636259265 +>>636259129 +>another needlessly convoluted gameplay system +Par for the course I suppose +--- 636259895 +>>636215791 +>>636217724 +woketards really are the new puritan prudes with a far left extremist framework. Ass backwards with sexy girls being a original sin while ugliness and degeneracy forced as the new ideal +--- 636260465 +nice boobs +--- 636261041 +>>636259895 +Momiji and Nyotengu have the prettiest eyes +--- 636261106 +>>636260618 +Ideal outfit +--- 636261160 +>>636261041 +Nut inside Momiji +--- 636262624 +>>636201067 (OP) +FUN FACT +Summer Vacation has more players than any other fighting game +--- 636262639 +Boobs too big +--- 636262690 +>>636262639 +Kokopuffs is just right +--- 636262767 +>>636262639 +Brain too small +--- 636263005 +>>636262767 +That's okay + +She's meant to be a geisha fuckmeat, not Marie Curie +--- 636263148 +Stop this slander. +Kokopuffs is smart. +--- 636263513 +>>636263148 +Her job with me is to propagate Fame Douglas' lineage along with her sister +--- 636265426 +>>636262624 +>Fighting game +Lol +--- 636265803 +>>636243879 +He literally had a gf die in NG1 + +Thinking about it that fucker moved on fast. +--- 636265816 +This is canon +--- 636265882 +>>636246523 +P U R E +U +R +E +--- 636266601 +>>636261041 +I want to impregnate +--- 636266935 +>>636265816 +I canonically love Kasumi and Ayane +--- 636269334 +>>636201067 (OP) +I hope Team Ninja/Tecmo Koei abandons the Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive IP forever. +And before some mouthbreather brings up oatmeal monster, fuck off. Those two franchises were always trash that should have died at 6th gen(5th for DOA) let alone continue to 8th and 9th. +--- 636271223 +>>636227734 +>I still want the fighting games to be successful +They were successful till that abomination they released called DOA 6. They need to return to form. +--- 636271274 +>>636269195 +Kissable Momiji lips +Kissable Momiji tummy +--- 636271642 +>>636215791 +>Never to be taken seriously ever again. +It was never going to be taken seriously in the first place. They alienated their loyal fanbase by trying to appeal to modern fighting game enthusiasts. Which is goddamn shame. +--- 636273135 +>>636271642 +They never triednto take themselves too serious +They always aimed at straight male players who likes to watch boobs bouncing arround, but they tried to appeal to a bigger audience while adding gacha elements to it +--- 636273674 +>>636271274 +Marriable shrine maiden +--- 636274267 +>>636273674 +Breedable shrine maiden +--- 636274349 +What is this expression meant to convey? +--- 636274520 +But there aren't that many decent H doujins +--- 636274695 +>>636274520 +DoA heydays were 15 years ago. +Please, understand. +--- 636275006 +>>636274520 +2d DOA stuff is actually not very prevalent. Since it's a 3d game, most people work with 3d models to make porn of it. +--- 636275136 +>>636263148 +That's right! Recogfy! diff --git a/v/636202080.txt b/v/636202080.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e9432c7a9ff11ad1f49ef9882e90a69fa9c19013 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636202080.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1585 @@ +----- +--- 636202080 +I'm opening an omega strikers thread and you can't stop me! +--- 636202256 +>>636202080 (OP) +I like Juno +--- 636202364 +Juno +more like +Juyes +--- 636202431 +I wonder if the Lizard guy was inspired by the Saurians from Outlaw Star +Playable female Lizard or brown catgirl when? +--- 636202451 +>>636202080 (OP) +Has this game changed much from beta? I played a lot of it then and it’s a fun game st first but it will quickly make you mad. +--- 636202527 +https://youtu.be/sXctwXdjuEQ [Embed] +--- 636202595 +sex with Asher +--- 636202652 +game is mid +--- 636202687 +the designs are cute but +>competitive multiplayer +NEXT +--- 636202691 +>>636202431 +--- 636202807 +>>636202080 (OP) +>>636202743 +These are the only reasons I bother with this game. +--- 636202952 +>>636202691 +--- 636203185 +>Team is so allergic to defense they let cores hit the blockers every single time +Fuck you +--- 636203419 +>>636203185 +other way around for me, i have a noticeable number of games where i'm the goalie and both my teammates don't leave the goal. +--- 636203510 +stop trying to make goalie Juno happen, it's never going to be a thing +--- 636203520 +>>636202080 (OP) +Very good art, but gameplay doesn't look too interesting. + +Anywhere else I can see the art from this artist? +--- 636203579 +>>636203520 +dsloogie +--- 636203628 +>>636202256 +I don't, shes ugly +--- 636203856 +idk why they added so many dudes to this roster when waifus are the only draw this game has. +--- 636203918 +>>636202451 +Feels like everyone I see that says they liked the beta hates the changes made on release. Basically overall game speed is slower, they added an evade/core flip button, and the "competitive" and "normal" game modes are now FT3 sets of FT3 goals rather than the old FT7 goals with a 2 goal lead. Also they replaced learnings with randomized awakenings drafted at the start of the match and between sets. There's a "quick play" mode that's FT5 goals with random awakenings given to everyone during character selection. +--- 636204019 +>>636203856 +>waifus +Fucking underage newfag +--- 636204460 +>>636204019 +schizo +--- 636205084 +To help other newer anons (and me) out, what are the usual awakenings to go for to bring mediocre strikers up to par? I've heard a couple, but never listed them out +>Asher with creation size buffs to transform her into a KO machine +>Kai stacking sparks so he's a superior all-rounder +>Era with special/creation buffs so her special locks down half the court at a time +--- 636205090 +>>636202080 (OP) +Oh I'm so gonna come at you Juliette, just you wait. +--- 636205843 +Asher sexo +--- 636206087 +>>636203918 +slow puck is by far the worst part. It's baffling that they did this. I've had 2 good rounds in this version that went like 5 minutes into overtime, but that shit was way more common in beta +--- 636206565 +>>636203918 +Basically they want it to be esports really fucking bad. You just can't have a casual multiplayer game these days. Fucking zoomers +--- 636206870 +I'm gonna start goddamn banning juno because these shitty goalies can't deal with her +--- 636206959 +>>636205084 +stacking sparks is great on everyone. with Juliette you go speed (spark of agility is the best one) + CD reduction so you can go running and hitting everyone. +--- 636207183 +>>636206565 +then just play it casually +--- 636207184 +>>636204460 +he's right though +--- 636207342 +Competitive stresses me out and in quickplay the other players drop out all the time. +--- 636207450 +>>636203918 + +I see this a lot in posts or steam reviews but people I've actually played with have enjoyed the changes. Ranked is in a weird place because I think the item drafting is good but the matches overall are too long, however some of the most chaotic fun is in set 5 of a ranked match when everyone is maxed out. I think they need to make it a BO3 and start with an item draft. +--- 636207674 +>>636206959 +I often grab speed and cooldown sparks when there's nothing better, but what the fuck is "Cooldown Rate"? be nice if they could just use %'s like everything else in the game because i can't actually tell what the Cooldown Spark's actual worth is. +--- 636207807 +:( +--- 636207937 +>>636207807 +What was it +--- 636208058 +>>636207937 +Iloveminors +--- 636208471 +Sorry about whipping you, fake peppino +--- 636209549 +whoops I didn't mean to take X as my goalie but that ended up working out. Just beat up anyone who gets too close +--- 636209791 +>>636203510 +Choose eject button, watch the magic +--- 636209863 +>>636207674 +its overall cd rate. Spark of focus needs at least one more to be useful imo, with a third one you are solo carrying. +--- 636209882 +>>636208058 +kys now pedo +--- 636209998 +It was a visual glitch, but imagine +--- 636210069 +>>636209863 +I'm new and retarded. how do you get sparks? are they the green orbs that spawn? +--- 636210216 +Where the fuck are they getting their money from +>All big streamers shilling it +>Announced at Nintendo Direct +>Animation trailer by Trigger +>Beta tested by Niji Sanji +>Some of the biggest Japanese VA including Rie Kugimaya +--- 636210263 +>>636210069 +The awakening is the spark, if you choose another with spark in the name, it will stack +--- 636210302 +>>636209863 +Anon, the issue isn't figuring out what "cooldown rate" does, it's trying to guess how much 1 rate is with nothing in game bothering to set a scale for it. +although really the game is full of that shit, i'm pretty sure Power isn't explained anywhere either. It's honestly surprising movement speed is %s instead of some "Speed points". +--- 636210325 +>>636209998 +it was not a visual glitch for me +it was a 2v3 the whole game +epic +--- 636210352 +>>636210069 +they are awakening and you can chose them after the end of a set in both normal and competitive mode. Awakenings in quick play are random (the items in the top right corner. +--- 636210428 +>>636210216 +Honestly i don't think that last one is really that expensive. Considering how few lines each character has Rie probably recorded it and two other game's characters in a single afternoon. +--- 636210431 +>>636210216 +Epstein's cabal, by the look of things +--- 636210473 +>>636210302 +pretty sure its % in all awakenings +--- 636210541 +>don't bother trying rune because he looks like an edgy fag +>finally try him now since he was the only thing left I had to buy +>mfw he's fun as fuck and has insane ball control +well shit +i hope his battle pass skin is less faggy than his default +--- 636210574 +>Won a harsh set against a massive streamer +>Not streaming +Bwos.... +--- 636210591 +>>636210541 +he has several battle pass skins +--- 636210680 +>>636210591 +yeah but like I hope there's less of shit "the shadows...they're calling me......run......" nonsense in even one of them +--- 636210720 +>>636210428 +Still they're a small indie Dev studio and they're giving out cash prizes for tornuments. How tf are they going to pay for this while being free unless tencent +--- 636210763 +>>636210680 +the yokai one looked neat +--- 636210824 +Angry cat hiss at player +--- 636210905 +>>636210824 +What's the lore for the fake tail? +--- 636210916 +>>636210720 +https://pitchbook.com/profiles/company/438255-28 +got some funding I guess +--- 636210992 +>>636210905 +She's a glitch +--- 636211014 +>>636210824 +Buy Luna. +--- 636211040 +>>636210992 +That's rude +--- 636211186 +>>636210824 +Why does she pose like that +--- 636211279 +>>636210824 +4 ears +--- 636211475 +>>636211279 +white pantsu +--- 636211563 +Ai.mi punishment and correction +--- 636211618 +My back hurts so much stats cannot express how hard I carried this shit. In which rank do people start trying to time the hits to win trades? +--- 636211845 +don't you children have a general? +--- 636211924 +>>636211845 +Desperate for players. Please understand. +--- 636211935 +>>636211618 +ive noticed players playing the chicken game in mid silver and predicting the goalie clearing into the corner with projectiles +--- 636212032 +>>636210905 +She's a digital lifeform that gained sentience due to some weird event. So her tail isn't fake it just glitches out because she's not supposed to exist at all. +--- 636212081 +>>636211924 +maybe putting the real-life pace of some streamer doing a poggers face into your cartoon game will sell copies and not be embarrassing as fuck to anyone over the age of 12 +--- 636212223 +what character and role do you guys main? and what do you pick if unavailable? For me its Ai.Mi goalie and Estelle/Luna/Kai if banned or picked by another teammate +--- 636212317 +>>636211935 +Didnt have the luck here in high silver yet. +--- 636212392 +>>636209882 +Its just a joke senpai +--- 636212458 +>>636210916 +That's an obscene amount of money for a game with such low costs. I guess they didn't know where to put their cash so advertising it was. + +You know as much as I like the game I'm getting the vibe it'll end up as YouTube video essay on why it failed. I hope it doesn't but it really seems like it's going to for some reason +--- 636212562 +>>636212317 +I'm playing in Oceana and its a VERY mixed bag, some of the silvers seem like they have no idea how to play the game (I've had forwards spamming "let me defend!" while sitting in goal the entire game) and some are cracked beyond belief, carrying the team singlehandedly the moment you pass to them +--- 636212604 +>>636212223 +X is love, X is life. +--- 636212621 +>>636211014 +How'd you know I was going to buy her next? +--- 636212696 +>>636212604 +X gets banned so frequently I don't think I've actually played against a good one yet +--- 636212818 +>>636208058 +lol jannies mad you might steal some of the children they've been grooming on discord +--- 636212834 +>>636212223 +Juno flex, Luna when I need to kill +--- 636213015 +>>636212696 +I haven't done much ranked, but I am thinking I should. I always did normals in the beta and they were great, but I think normals and quickplay is full of actual 5 year olds on phones now and it is unplayable. +--- 636213181 +Is there a proper profile page to see details about yourself like most played characters and some dumb stats +--- 636213243 +>>636213181 +put a suggestion on our discord! tee hee! +--- 636213298 +>>636212223 +Asher, then Juliette if the comp/items are good for her. +--- 636213314 +>>636212223 +I am trying to learn Asher and Juliette, I can do Era but I feel like then the match depends on my teammates too much +>>636213181 +try corestrike.gg +--- 636213725 +>>636202080 (OP) +Hold up is this girl designed by gonzarez? The artstyle is pretty similar if not the same. +--- 636213732 +>>636213314 +>try corestrike.gg +Is it ranked only, can't find myself there +--- 636213747 +>>636212604 +hi arin +you transition yet? +--- 636213854 +>>636213732 +No, it just sucks sometimes. Leave a comment on their Discord, maybe they can fix it. +--- 636213910 +When is scanty and kneesocks? +--- 636214297 +does anyone have a visual representation of the 600+ range deadeye comes into effect? +--- 636214636 +>>636214297 +Read the last two shill threads where you asked this question, or consult the general where you also asked this question +Super cool and organic question, bro +--- 636214808 +>>636211279 +--- 636214901 +>>636214636 +I'm going to keep asking that question in his behalf just to make schizos like you seethe. +--- 636214924 +>>636214636 +holy fucking rent free +--- 636215007 +Takedown be upon ye +--- 636215239 +Junos junos +--- 636215241 +>>636215007 +>dance around the hole trying to bait Rasmus into ulting +>he whiffs +>I emote +>get punched in by the Juliette instead +--- 636215308 +>>636215241 +Nobody talks about how the hole is also useful for bouncing the ball towards the enemy goal either +--- 636215326 +>>636215241 +that map is pure aids. +--- 636215624 +>>636215239 +Too small +--- 636216004 +>>636215239 +--- 636216819 +>>636202080 (OP) +>>636202256 +--- 636216934 +>>636203520 +It's better than the latest Mario Strikers IMO +--- 636217306 +>>636211279 +Just like my favorite anime fanservice doodles, so it works for a popular AI assistant +--- 636217435 +>>636215007 +Cute genetically enhanced nerd. +--- 636217462 +>>636211924 +Well I started playing because I kept seeing these threads and I like Juno +>>636212081 +But I agree, I really hope they get rid of this eventually it's extremely bad +--- 636217521 +>>636208058 +Should have gone with iloveminers desu +Plausible deniability in case you really liked big burly guys who dig for ore +--- 636217603 +>>636208058 +I have a similar name, hopefully I won't get fucked. +--- 636217754 +>>636212562 +>I've had forwards spamming "let me defend!" +Anon, I... +--- 636217823 +>Prepick drekar last second +>Teammates instaban X, three seconds later they switch to banning drek +>Drek ban passes +>Pick something else +>Instantly quit when game starts +Rude, but have it your way, you dont want to play with a drek and I wont force you, have fun +--- 636217829 +Wish Asher's primary didnt slow +--- 636217921 +>>636217754 +no I dont think you understand, I was clearing the core past midfield and while the other forward was trying to make a play they'd continue to sit in the fucking goal, possibly the most infuriating game I've had +--- 636218184 +>>636202451 +Had 30 hours in beta and it got stale; choose bis perks, get levels, camp forward goal and kill people. +The changes are honestly awesome, the biggest two are having a Q button that gives you invincibility for 2-3 seconds or until you do something like hit the ball +And having blockers for the goal so you cant just bumrush the enemy team and hope you scored in the first 10 seconds of the round. +You also draft your perks (awakenings) now, it's pretty good change because it forces you to mix stuff up sometimes. I like it more than just picking bis before a game starts. +I'll put it like this my friends had to convince me to reinstall it because I got so bored of the beta but now I'm playing it even when they're offline. It's really fun desu +--- 636218205 +>>636205090 +--- 636218474 +>>636208058 +Be more cryptic next time, call yourself Computer Parts or Cute meets funny +--- 636218492 +>>636215241 +>Juliet stick to me, trying to punch me into the hole. +>She forget that I can send her behind me if she is too close. +--- 636218765 +>>636217823 +Have a nice report retard. +In Omega Striker by it's teammates, not by me in 4chan janies! +--- 636218784 +>>636215308 +Everybody is too busy playing like fucking gorillas +--- 636218842 +>>636210216 +>Animation trailer by Trigger +I get the feeling that the 2 demon sisters that got leaked might be some sort of cross promotion for the upcoming Panty & Stocking season 2 that Trigger announced on July of 2022 +--- 636218848 +>>636214808 +3 brains? +--- 636218926 +>>636215308 +>towards your own goal +Fixed +--- 636219102 +>>636218842 +oh shit that doesn't sound unlikely +--- 636219125 +>>636218765 +Send your ninjas at me, I dont care about ranked, if you're being autistic before the game even starts you get shit back +--- 636219296 +>>636218842 +>>636219102 +>Show season 2 trailer on some anime expo with a shitty "No recording rule" all the way back in July 2022 +>To this day no one leaked the trailer +Meh, fuck this no recording shit +--- 636219413 +I love scoring as goalie + +That's all +--- 636219475 +Please explain how the fuck I'm supposed to do well as Asher +The cooldowns are killing me and I have no idea which stuff to pick on her +--- 636219480 +>>636218848 +unfortunately they're all cat brains +--- 636219525 +>>636218842 +>rated E10+ for fantasy violence and suggestive themes +>also implied lesbian incest, which I think falls past "suggestive" +I'm all for it +--- 636219572 +>>636218842 +>2 demon sisters that got leaked +Where is this leak? The only place I can see it mentioned is /v/. +--- 636219668 +>>636210824 +Cute, I like how you can see her underwear when she's on her schoolgirl alt +--- 636219747 +>>636219572 +Got leaked first on twitter but an anon on vg properly leaked both girls without any hair clipping issues +--- 636219901 +>>636211279 +>4 ears +Most anime style catgirls have 4 ears, the only ones I can think of that had 2 are Felicia, Aisha ClanClan and that one catgirl from Escaflowne +--- 636219903 +>the demon sisters got lewd fanart before they were released +>before they were even officially announced +--- 636220120 +>>636212223 +I main Juno, You guys said she was alsways banned but that's not the case in South America apparently, all the times I played ranked Kai was the one that was banned and no one had a problem with Juno +--- 636220131 +>>636219475 +Dont be a goalie, be a forward and become a gorilla +Get some augment to your dash's range and some speed, chase the ball, be a cunt +--- 636220203 +>>636219901 +>Most anime style catgirls have 4 ears +This isn't true, 90% of anime catgirls have long hair that hides where their human ears would be and are assumed to have just 2 ears. 4 ears is generally pretty uncommon which is why people call it out. +--- 636220245 +>>636220203 +Please refrain from posting Blazblue or more specifically M*ri designs anon. +--- 636220321 +>>636213910 +>When is scanty and kneesocks? +Later this year probably, give it a couple of months +--- 636220364 +>>636220245 +would you prefer some chink pink catgirl art? +--- 636220413 +>>636215239 +Flat +--- 636220523 +>>636219475 +get size and stagger and speed if possible. you can also creation buffs and primetime if you want to ko people. To play her properly you need to ram yourself to the core to open gates, you have to chose whens the time, although at the start if the core spawn in your lane is usually a good time. then after the gates are open you usually stay near the enemy goalie and when the core comes you use your abilities to score. +--- 636220608 +>>636220203 +If You say so +--- 636220704 +>>636215239 +Just put two blobbos on her chest +Bouncy tits that smile back +--- 636220843 +>>636220608 +I do say so. +--- 636220975 +>>636219475 +Speed > Charges/Cooldowns > Size +t. Asher main +On Forward take Slicks. On Goalie take Boots. +Use your abilities to stop the core, then strike it past them. +--- 636221007 +What decides what song gets played and when +--- 636221137 +>>636220975 +cd is overrated on Asher imo +--- 636221313 +>>636221137 +It isn't. +--- 636221531 +>>636221313 +only twin drive is op. +--- 636221776 +Where my fellow forward hamster chads +--- 636221958 +>>636219903 +post +--- 636222020 +>>636221776 +I only play Dubu on night market, getting a few creation bonuses and blocking off an entire lane is great +--- 636223109 +Do you use your affinity coins +--- 636223237 +>>636223109 +Only on Juno +--- 636223617 +>>636219525 +E10+ for bouncing tits and catgirl underwear, still that's nothing, Megaman Legends 2 got away with a naked female ass on a E rated game but that was all the way back in the year 2000 +--- 636223939 +Just looked up Rasmus' story. +I didn't think he'd be that fucked up... +--- 636223992 +>>636220843 +That's fine +--- 636224051 +>>636223939 +--- 636224336 +>>636223992 +>Ears don't even match hair color +might as well be cosplayers +--- 636224642 +>>636224336 +--- 636224694 +>>636218842 +>>636220321 +--- 636224971 +>Atlas in night market +guess I wont score +--- 636225146 +i want an Era wife +--- 636225565 +If someone were to draw fanart of Juliette and Luna naked should their feet soles be lighter than the rest of the body? +--- 636225820 +Why is this game a stuttery mess on PS4? + +I have better performance on mobile over 4G. + +Anyone explain this shit? +--- 636225938 +>>636221958 +They were in yesterdays /vg/ thread. +--- 636225943 +>>636208058 +I weep for you, anon +--- 636226016 +>>636225820 +PS4 is shit in general +--- 636226271 +>>636208058 +My name is mesugaki4545, should I be worried? +--- 636226364 +>>636226246 +Didn't that post get deleted within the hour? +--- 636226436 +>>636226016 +I meant PS5. +Still doesn't feel real I got one. +--- 636226551 +>>636219413 +if you like being an aggressive goalie you'll probably like Luna or Ai.Mi +--- 636226649 +Atlas feels kinda kinda uncomfortable as goalie, especially the part where he lacks movement abilities. Do you folks take him with momentum boots or strike shot? Is his deal supposed to be like both his abilities win trades? +--- 636226658 +>>636202256 +--- 636226735 +>>636205090 +>>636218205 +Based +--- 636226847 +>>636226246 +--- 636226875 +>>636226364 +>>636226246 +When I saw this before it was deleted it was at 7 likes and 6 dislikes. Shame. +--- 636226876 +what the fuck +--- 636226881 +>>636226658 +>Juno jumping away from the goal she failed to save +--- 636226886 +I want era to cuck me! +--- 636227023 +>>636226886 +But anon, she has NO sex! +--- 636227284 +>>636202256 +I dont +--- 636227354 +>>636225198 +you may not like it, but this is what peak femininity looks like +--- 636227356 +I don't think I've seen anyone use this intentionally in a game so far, I'm afraid of meeting one that does +--- 636227385 +>>636227284 +Gay +--- 636227458 +>>636227023 +I will make sure she does! +--- 636227461 +>>636227284 +>Ai.Mi's App +>no Rasmus ban +--- 636227679 +>>636218205 +--- 636227713 +>>636227356 +Oh so thats why the blobs sometimes hard outplayed me. +--- 636227717 +>>636226649 +sometimes i take strike shot, sometimes pauldrons. yeah hes great at winning contests for the ball, he requires really good positioning and foresight. you have to be really proactive in general with him, like with his ult +--- 636227984 +>>636227713 +by default I believe they try to pass to each other, then the goal or goal gates +--- 636228104 +>>636227984 +Sometimes I go to defend the gate they are close to and suddenly shoot to the other one. That was 100% the passive +--- 636228618 +How the fuck are you expected to guard the barriers on this map as goalie? +--- 636228724 +>>636228618 +Just pick one to protect and pray your teammates can spread out. +--- 636228734 +>>636228618 +guard one, save the other if its free but just let it go if you're getting pressured hard +--- 636228871 +>>636225565 +I guess. The soles and palms lack melanin, so it'd make sense. + +>>636226875 +The game has a goddamn schoolgirl outfit and a slime girl, not to mention a JP dub. For fuck's sake, stupid-ass contrarain devs. + +>>636223617 +Elaborate, please. +--- 636229172 +>>636228618 +night market is much worse, they can hit anywhere and a barrier will be gone. as goalie they can be running up on you and all they have to do is shoot at the barrier opposite of the one youre standing at, free hit. +--- 636229736 +>>636228618 +the ranged attack gear helps a ton. that said if you lose one its still one of the easiest to defend single barriers so its not a huge deal +--- 636229946 +>>636229172 +at least night market has the barrier helps to limit where the opponent approaches from, in either case the opponent is going to aim for the outer extremities given the chance and Oni village's barriers extend out to the very edges and are further forwards than night market +--- 636230076 +>>636228871 +Yeah,lighter soles +>>636228871 +>Elaborate, please. +Here, You can see it on Sera's first cutscene and the debug room +--- 636230221 +>>636230076 +--- 636230350 +Oh boy I love it when my goalie is unironically afk because their mom called them for dinner +--- 636230707 +>>636202256 +--- 636230735 +>>636216819 +Who's the artist for this piece of bum Juno? Iqdb and ascii2d search got nothing. +--- 636230769 +>>636202687 +Just quick play nigga, competitive is just a concept that you don't have to acknowledge +--- 636230792 +>>636230707 +remove luna and its perfect +--- 636230889 +>>636230735 +https://twitter.com/mizuuouo/status/1651920998583894018 +--- 636231071 +>>636230707 +they got eliminated in the first round, so they are inferior to the other teams. sorry muscle mommyfags and slimefags +--- 636231083 +>>636213747 +>Playing this game with en dub +Come on now +--- 636231140 +>>636230707 +--- 636231221 +>>636212223 +X/Juli/Estelle/AiMi if forward +Atlas/Kai if goalie +Ahser/Era if I'm horny +--- 636231446 +>>636230076 +>>636230221 +That character designer now works doing the art for the Pokemon trading cards +--- 636231517 +>>636227284 +Gay. Just don't stand on top of each other and she can't spam blobs everywhere. +--- 636231547 +>>636230889 +Cheers! +--- 636232151 +>>636211279 +Source? +--- 636232316 +>>636232151 +ear +--- 636232501 +Imagine how much milk can come out of her jugs +--- 636232631 +Cooldowns are way to long at the start and makes early game feel basic +Haven't had a close game since the beta, all the matches I've played since 1.0 have been one sided stomps +All the new characters have meh designs, cat is the last good one +The game isn't terrible but it's not something I'd play solo, It's a good game to get smashed with friends right now but once all the shitters leave and only the sweats remain I can guarantee my friend group is going to stop playing it, just like the beta +--- 636232942 +After the BLM shit, American always typecast VAs based on race of the character they're voicing going as far as to recast previous brown characters voiced by white people in shit like Family Guy,The Simpsons and that Sam & Max remaster that censored everything (and don't forget Crunchyroll VAs having a meltdown when a non brown VA was casted as the lead in the english Gundam Witch from Mercury dub and they went as far as to attack their co-worker on Twitter like retards), so does this mean that Juliette is latina? +--- 636233417 +>>636232631 +>Haven't had a close game since the beta +the opposite for me, every ranked game is a huge hurdle to win +>All the new characters have meh designs, cat is the last good one +ugliest bitch in the game +--- 636233948 +>>636232942 +I doubt it +--- 636234273 +>>636232942 +No it just means all that VA drama was inorganic and likely had more to do with reaping some benefits through use of forced controversy for those already in the biz or trying to get out thus they should be ignored and reminded of what meritocracy is. +--- 636234557 +>>636234273 +Then why are the Crunchyroll VAs still ranting over the Gundam cast and why are the those brown cartoon characters still recasted when the old VAs still work on those shows voicing minor characters? +--- 636235035 +>>636234557 +Because they're tools anon. Now pay them no heed and they'll find something new to bitch about next in the anime seasonals regardless if you pay attention or not. + +>why are the those brown cartoon characters still recasted when the old VAs still work on those shows voicing minor characters? +Because suits are scared of outrage when it gets loud enough or too chaotic to benefit from so rather than deal with that mess they'll take overcautious steps to stop it dead. not like it's much effort for them to give a command. + +Now cease your ramblings and Go Strike! +--- 636235725 +>>636202080 (OP) +Why does every slightly competitive f2p game have to have this shitty half-assed anime art style. I blame league and the faggots who play it but maybe it's genshin. +--- 636235747 +>>636232501 +link to the mod? +--- 636237247 +>>636235747 +...mod? +--- 636237380 +>>636235747 +lmao +--- 636237534 +>>636232316 +Dam... +--- 636237690 +Jesus christ some of these players are dumber than fucking dirt. I'm goalie as Kai and this Juno keeps sitting on me instead of moving to mid, then spamming emojis at me because we can't clear the core from our goal ring. BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE TO PASS TO YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID! +--- 636237887 +>>636237247 +>>636237380 +What the fuck? +I'm sure she didn't have those melons yesterday +The matrix must be shifting +--- 636237927 +is this a game where i can just buy it and have the full game or is it some league of legends live service bullshit with battlepasses and characters locked behind playtime/premium currency +--- 636237991 +>>636237887 +Yeah like this +--- 636238129 +alright /v/ros where's the nude mods +--- 636238205 +>>636237991 +where are her lats +--- 636238223 +>>636237247 +nice thighs too btw +--- 636238308 +>>636237927 +You can unlock most of the roster in just a few days. +--- 636238606 +>>636237991 +unironically yes +--- 636238725 +so should I just go straight to ranked? my teammates in qp/normal are retarded. stay the fuck out of my goal and give me someone to pass to. Juno kept sitting on the goal and Asher was constantly doubled so I had no one to pass to (and even if I could pass to Asher, Juno kept fucking with my strikes). +--- 636238791 +I made it to top 50 (no. 38) in my server (Oceania, so it's not really a big deal considering the playerbase i think) and I think i've had enough of the game. + +Most of it comes down to a skill issue I admit. The game has become who can manage to squeeze the puck past the goalie for 20 hits as they defend it flawlessly and then oh look you didn't get past them guess nothing else happening on the field that round has mattered whatsoever. There are a few forwards that can confirm goals with certain abilities but I don't play those ones (or at least i'm not aware of any true confirms on Juno/Rune, beyond landing a Banish on their goalie at the right time). + +If the goalie is good it feels like an absolutely monumental task to take the second goal shield down. + +I also don't particularly enjoy the whole +>both players look at the puck waiting for the other person to hit it because whoever hits second wins +Final cherry on top is constantly getting matched against 2/3 stacks the higher rank you go as people begin to party up with other good players. This isn't really that big of a deal since you can do the same thing but frankly i don't care to and I'd rather the matchmaking just deal with it. + +Had the most fun with the game during mid silver-mid gold matches but high gold and upwards has just felt tedious. + +>>636237927 +I have 40 hours in the game and own all but one character. +--- 636238845 +>>636238725 +Yeah why not, I just started playing last night and coasted to silver by beating people up with Juliette. Only now am I even facing resistance +--- 636238856 +>>636238725 +You will have retarded team mates no matter where you go. +--- 636238889 +>>636238791 +Here's a thought, maybe don't play the shitty ranked mode? +--- 636238956 +>>636238889 +quick play is shit and normal mode is exactly the same as ranked they just hide your mmr for the mode. +--- 636238996 +>>636238129 +Nude Luna? +--- 636239093 +>>636238956 +Quickplay is infinitely better then slow slog of normal. +--- 636239301 +>>636238996 +--- 636239354 +>>636238996 +--- 636239459 +anyone feel like the male designs are off in this game? they all look like fujobait +--- 636239637 +>>636239354 +Source brother +--- 636239735 +>>636239354 +PLEASE +--- 636239810 +>>636239459 +>Drek'ar +>Dubu +>X +>Atlas +>Rasmus +Nah, the male designs are plenty varied. Only Kai and Rune are somewhat qualitified as fujobait, Zentaro is more /ss/-bait. +--- 636239841 +>>636237927 +grind grind grind you fucking cumdumpster +this game does not value your time at all and we're only one week in +--- 636240009 +>>636239841 +Meds, now. +--- 636240104 +>>636239841 +??? one week and I've just about unlocked all the characters +--- 636240160 +>>636240009 +>>636240104 +seethe, shills, seethe +your sunk cost desperation will only get worse +--- 636240235 +>>636239093 +This. Nothing beats full spark quickplay lobbies. +--- 636240293 +>>636240160 +The game is just one week old +--- 636240342 +>>636239841 +>game does not value your time +I'm over halfway through the battle pass in one week, have 300,000 credits, and I've spent a whole $15. I'd say the game is pretty nice time wise. +--- 636240374 +Why does pick phase sometimes randomly last like 3 seconds, other times 30 seconds? +--- 636240395 +>>636240160 +>sunk cost +>in a game where they're just throwing free striker currency at people +?????????????????? +Your brain has been rotted by FGO +--- 636240450 +you get 3000 from playing each character for early affinity levels so it's easy as pie to collect credits +--- 636240456 +character pick? might just be players hitting the ready button +--- 636240467 +>>636240374 +It doesn't automatically go forward unless both players lock their character. +--- 636240603 +>>636240395 +is this literally your first battlepass game +--- 636240701 +>>636240603 +i just buy characters when the mission asks me to +never had an issue where I didn't have credits for em +--- 636240945 +>>636240603 +WHOAAAA DUDE COSMETICS LMAO + +I bet you're the kind of retard that complains about the Starcraft 2 battlepass. +--- 636240957 +As frustrating as it was at times I do kinda wish my partners for the game would come back. I've stopped playing multiplayer games with randos +--- 636241012 +>>636240603 +Who gives a shit about battlepass when characters are bought with free currency? +--- 636241046 +>>636240945 +battlepasses are the hallmark of a shitty game, so yeah +--- 636241104 +>>636240945 +>SC2 has a battlepass +Huh. +--- 636241109 +is ai.mi a free week striker or something? she's not in the store and I seem to have randomly unlocked her +--- 636241145 +>>636241109 +just free I think, everyone gets her for signing up, not sure how long its for +--- 636241165 +>>636241109 +everyone got her for free with skin cause 1mil signups +--- 636241246 +>>636241109 +I think she's free now thanks to 1 million pre-registration +--- 636241258 +>>636241046 +damn that's a shame, maybe you should just hide this thread and fuck off then. Or just continue bumping it +--- 636241345 +>>636240603 +I no longer care about battlepasses since deep rock galactic. +--- 636241439 +>>636203510 +It's quite good actually +skill issue +--- 636241530 +Seriously though, what is wrong with the PS5 version? Works fine on mobile and PC (8gb ram/1060)but PS5 takes me back to playing Unreal Tournament 2k4 on 56k because cable internet wasnt offered can anyone explain this? +--- 636241567 +>>636203510 +People play Ai.mi goalie so i've given up on making sense of goalie choices. +--- 636241576 +>>636209863 +26 CDR (all 4 spark items) was either 25% or 50% CDR. There's an image on their discord. I think it was 50% +--- 636241595 +>>636239637 +>>636239735 +http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Luna%20Omega_Strikers/1 +--- 636241629 +>>636241530 +Its still broken for me to. I can't buy anything from the store. +--- 636241636 +>>636241576 +26 CDR is having 3 sparks, you can get 34 if you get all 4. +--- 636241658 +>>636241530 +Just play it on your phone. Devs aren't gonna give a shit about any other version except maybe the Switch (for children who haven't gotten their first phone) +--- 636241674 +what grills are good on defense? +--- 636241746 +>>636217829 +It doesn't, that's her passive +--- 636241761 +>>636241674 +Era, Juno, Cat. +--- 636241790 +>>636241674 +Goalie Luna, Goalie or midfielder Era and Ai.Mi +--- 636241814 +Juno's way better forward than on defense since your blobs can bamboozle by bouncing repeatedly. +--- 636241849 +>>636223109 +I use them on characters I don't play to get the emotes I want +--- 636241907 +>>636241595 +Thank you friend +--- 636241927 +>>636241595 +--- 636242064 +>>636223939 +Where do you even find the stories? It's not on the website from what I could see. +--- 636242291 +>queue for comp +>teammate starts spamming streamer emotes +>leave game +--- 636242367 +>>636241567 +Ai.Mi Goalie is good though +Her Special and Primary give you field presence from the backline and her secondary works with Eject Button. +You just need to use your brain a tiny bit to anticipate the core instead of just trying to be a wall of meat. +Why the fuck would you think Ai.Mi goalie is bad? Explain yourself +--- 636242503 +>>636242291 + +Why are you triggered by such small shit? +--- 636242551 +>>636242503 +nta but the game has great art, why the fuck did they ruin it with the ugliest faggots' faces? +--- 636242559 +>>636242367 +NTA but Ai.Mi as goalie would be sitting duck against good forwards because her Primary and Secondary have too much range and her Special isn't reliable enough to shake off the enemy's forward. Don't get me wrong, Goalie Ai.Mi is good, but only if you have non-garbage forwards in your team so Ai.Mi can double as a third forward to keep up the agression. +--- 636242612 +>>636242551 +>>636242291 +i think the hand choking the frog is funny +--- 636242616 +>>636242291 +ugh, you just know they're going to be trash and not even care that they're trash +let's goooo or whatever +same with any asshat with TTV in their name, they're just there to be entertaining to their two viewers and will miss shit for memes +--- 636242623 +>>636241567 +Pretty much any ranged character CAN be a decent goalie, but it requires a lot more skill. Luna, Ai.Mi, Estelle (I've seen this work exactly one time, everyone else was garbage), and Era can all technically work as goalie. + +It can work, but it's a risky choice. +--- 636242635 +>>636242291 +>being this bootybothered over a png in a video game +--- 636242637 +>>636242612 +that one's fine because it's actual art and it's in the game's style instead of some faggot doing the basedface. +--- 636242702 +>>636242559 +>too much range +anon... you know you can control where the primary detonates and the secondary lands? +--- 636242750 +>>636208058 +how is that offensive +--- 636242781 +>>636242635 +I spam this one constantly +--- 636242821 +>>636242750 +discord groomers were jealous +--- 636242886 +>>636242702 +I know, but admist the onslaught of enemy's forwards, it could be hard to use the abilities properly. I mean like if X runs right up into your face and your forwards keep letting the core goes back to your side of the field, Ai.Mi pales in comparison to Dubu, Kai and Era. +--- 636242976 +>>636242886 +>letting the core go back to your side of the field +Ai.Mi's strength is in preventing this from happening in the first place +--- 636242992 +I want to bury my face in Juno's slime +--- 636243134 +>>636241636 +My bad, forgot it counted itself for reason. All I remember was the image counted it up (10/18/26/34) but only gave the real % CDR on the 4th entry in the column (indicating having all 4) +It's pinned in the omega-strikers channel, 34CDR = ~25% +--- 636243260 +>>636242886 +If you and two forwards can't beat 1 forward and a goalie I think it's already GG +--- 636243268 +>>636242976 +An I'm saying that in case Ai.Mi can't do that, either because your forwards are garbage or the enemy's are too good or the combination of both, Ai.Mi falters. Not saying Goalie Ai.Mi is bad, mind you, I play as Goalie Ai.Mi all the time so I know when I can fuck up. +--- 636243314 +>>636243134 +go back +--- 636243478 +What are redeeming qualities of X goalie, if any? +--- 636243580 +>>636243478 +use ult to win strike war +--- 636243813 +>>636243478 +making your entire team ragequit so you can report the TTV_ whores for abandoning matches and get them banned +lol just kidding, devs don't have a fix for leavers +--- 636243839 +>>636243314 +I'm from here first niggy, but you must be retarded to not use all the tools and information at your disposal. +Case in point, I could find an actual percentage value for CDR and you couldn't. Kill yourself +--- 636243979 +>>636237690 +Bruh just switch to being forward. Kai is perfect for that. Plus I get all smug when I score most of the goals and the dumbass I left on goalie misses the easiest saves. +--- 636244021 +>>636243979 +I keep forgetting to fix my default striker when I queue as flex and then I'm first pick and have already been assigned X when I look at my game monitor. T_T +--- 636244147 +>>636243478 +Can't be bullied by a bruiser. +Multiple skills that affect the ball so you can win rallies. If someone tries to come kill you, you can kill them back. +If your forwards are competent you could ditch the locks and move forward for KOs. +Cons: no map presence unless you leave the locks which makes your team very vulnerable to getting sniped or outmanuevered. +--- 636244152 +>>636244021 +Just do a surprise Dubu face then runs forward when the match start. Your teammates will understand hopefully +--- 636244161 +CUNNYCUNNYCUNNYCUNNYCUNNY +--- 636244243 +>>636243839 +probably more kids for you to groom on discord, though, you might have more luck over there +--- 636244530 +>>636244161 +Literally me as I miss easy saves as Luna +--- 636244850 +>>636244243 +Damn, I've never seen someone so upset I gave them an answer from the primary source before. +Sorry for looking at the wrong place 国家安全部主管人员 I won't do it again. Glory to the party. +--- 636244953 +I really wish I could type at my teammates to stop goalkicking directly at the forward who's pushing into the goalie's face. Especially after they repeat the same mistake 4 times in a match +--- 636245835 +>>636244953 +sorry, best i can do is a meaningless emoticon +post a suggestion in the discord, they'd love to hear your feedback +--- 636246106 +what emote do you guys use when you make the ugliest blunder of your life +--- 636246138 +>>636246106 +strangling kermit +--- 636246147 +>>636246106 +Shocked Juno +--- 636246326 +>>636246106 +fisheye lens Juno or depressed Rune +or ellipses Zentaro but I think I removed that one +--- 636246363 +>>636246106 +Either the surprised Dubu or crying Juliette. Gigachad X would be funny, but I don't have that. +--- 636246421 +>>636244161 +--- 636246461 +>>636246421 +saved +--- 636246479 +>>636246106 +"Spread out!" +--- 636246668 +>>636246363 +>Gigachad X +Heh. Good idea. I'll try it out sometime +--- 636246685 +>>636210824 +why is her art noticeably different from everyone else's? +--- 636246764 +>>636246685 +which art? or do you mean the character in general? +--- 636246778 +>>636246685 +What, her art is great +Her model is shit +--- 636246815 +>>636246685 +different artist +--- 636246842 +Am I the only one that hates all the gay mario party shit in the middle? +--- 636246863 +>>636246764 +Ai.Mi's art doesn't have any shadows while everyone else's does +>>636246815 +Ahh makes sense +--- 636246895 +>>636246106 +>>636210305 +duh +--- 636246938 +>>636246668 +>Why yes, I knocked the core into the black hole and it bounced right back into our goal, how did you know? +--- 636247026 +>>636246842 +I hate the black hole especially, I wish there was a more unique visual cue that it's about to regenerate +--- 636247030 +>>636208058 +zenaposter no... +--- 636247048 +>>636246938 +i like this emote, its supposed to be a gigachad emote but X's shades make it looks like he's super disgusted or disgruntled +--- 636247183 +>>636246938 +why does he look korean/chinese here +--- 636247213 +Estelle tips? +--- 636247293 +>>636247026 +you're retarded, there's a bigass green ring that fills up around the icon +--- 636247475 +>>636247293 +I get what the other anon means though, its hard to pay attention to when it respawns with all the shit that goes on in a game +--- 636248062 +>22 fucking KOs +We were dropping like flies; holy shit. I think our Kai died literally every round +--- 636248136 +>>636248062 +remember to press Q to avoid Luna's nuke +--- 636248140 +>>636248062 +>22 KOs +>to fucking Luna of all characters +Jesas, what the fuck happened, anon? +--- 636248257 +>>636248062 +>holy shit that's crazy how does that happ- +>silver +Oh okay, I'd play Luna too. +--- 636248458 +>>636248140 +Kai kept getting hit and dying, and refused to dodge or take any stagger awakenings. It was on the black hole map, which didn't help. Asher died a bunch at the start, but scaled up with all 4 sparks to have 9 gazillion stagger. I only died like 2 or 3 times, mostly from getting pushed into the goal. +--- 636248515 +what the fuck role is Atlas? He sucks as goalie, sucks as forward, sucks as middy. +--- 636248594 +>>636208058 +Too late reprobate +--- 636248598 +>>636248515 +>He sucks as goalie +Bruh +--- 636248647 +>>636248515 +>He sucks as a goalie +What did he mean by this? +--- 636248763 +i know nothing about the company that made this game but the character designs and animation look like westerners trying to mimic an anime style, kinda like RWBY. +--- 636248792 +>>636248763 +they're ex-Riot (Leega) +--- 636248930 +>>636248515 +you can stop point blank multihits/coin flips with secondary +--- 636249057 +>>636248763 +and thats a good thing +--- 636249115 +>>636248763 +I'll take this over the westernized goyslop that's been releasing lately. +--- 636249125 +>>636247475 +Is it really? you should generally be looking at the whole field all the time so you don't miss cheeky pass or snipe opportunities. +I dunno, I've never really had a problem on that front +--- 636249343 +>>636249125 +in that case I probably just suck, I get tunnel visioned hard once shit starts hitting the fan +--- 636249452 +>>636249125 +It could use a visual clarity improve. The black hole is too important to have such a plain green, especially when everything else is so shiny. +--- 636249532 +>>636202080 (OP) +hows the game? i notice it has a lot of concurrent players. how does it run on the deck? +--- 636249649 +>>636249343 +you do need to micro focus when walking the core into an enemy so you don't miss the timing of their strike to cuck them by doing the equivalent of a nutmeg by striking right after them but when not doing that, you should be doing a macro view of the whole field so you can kinda watch the flow of the field so you make sure you're open to passes and shit +--- 636249750 +Dubus should always take range increase +--- 636249812 +>>636249452 +it's one of the four green things on the map which you should also be paying attention to and are the same colour (energy orbs which heal+charge core strike) +--- 636249937 +>>636249125 +certain people are constitutionally incapable of having a "broad view" of what they're looking at +--- 636250032 +>>636249812 +yes, but this one is more important on the map +--- 636250416 +>>636250032 +it's honestly not that big of a deal +--- 636250568 +>>636249532 +Works just fine on the eck. +--- 636250580 +>>636250568 +based +--- 636250674 +>>636239354 +Based +--- 636250736 +>>636219413 +>name +Are you the guy who makes Starsector vids? +--- 636250778 +>>636203918 +The only thing I hate is the awakening thing, this game would be even more dead if they kept the same speed as before since more casuals wouldn't be able to react to the speed of the core. +We already have kids whining about "muh competitive" as it is, imagine if the speed was kept the same as the beta. +--- 636250807 +JUST LET ME DEFEND YOU FUCKING IDIOT FORWARDS +--- 636250838 +>>636239841 +You need real money to buy the "ODY" coins in order to buy the skin, you cannot buy them using that blue shit the game tells you can use to buy skins, but you can unlock some skins just by leveling up +The characters and emoticons don't need real money at all +--- 636250898 +>>636250807 +kek +--- 636250981 +>>636250807 +STOP INSTANTLY PASSING TO ENEMY FORWARD YOU IDIOT GOALIE +--- 636251058 +>>636241595 +>Lighter soles +Ha, told ya degenerates were into that +--- 636251146 +Holy shit, what a tryhard X. He kept whittling down HP bars, not doing anything else. +--- 636251284 +>>636251146 +anon that's basically what X does +--- 636251286 +>>636244161 +Yes +--- 636251313 +>walk forward +>kick core +>walk back to goal +--- 636251780 +>>636227356 +That explains why sometimes the blobs would autogoal, fucking hell. +--- 636251936 +hold on the last item in the battlepass costs 250,000 exp to unlock? compared to the previous item at 9,500, what the fuck? +--- 636252214 +>>636251936 +Gotta sell the Ody coins +--- 636252320 +>>636251936 +you cant skip it either +--- 636252470 +>>636227356 +i've known about this since 30 hours ago and i still have no idea how to actually control the slime's output consistently. + +The vast majority of the time even if i attempt to control the direction manually the slime(s) will just pass to each other or just shoot it directly at the goal/bumper. Occasionally i'll manage to override them and also occasionally they'll just directly upwards/back to my own goal for no discernible reason. +--- 636252505 +/v/ lobbies when +--- 636252549 +>>636252505 +they are almost guaranteed to be full of non-stop emote spam i'll pass thanks +--- 636252846 +>>636247213 +Don't. She's shit tier without missile propulsion. +--- 636252982 +>>636202451 +Its very similar but it feels better to play. I also like the new ability even though I get it wrong half of the time. +--- 636253180 +>>636252846 +She's one of the better goalie's in the game, although Drekar I think is considered better and is pretty similar to how she goalie's. +--- 636253183 +>>636232942 +she's brazilian +--- 636253856 +>>636252549 +can't handle the bantz +--- 636255249 +Is there a more up-to-date emoticon mega pack? +Stuff like copium and (thankfully) POG are missing in the pack I got. +--- 636255369 +>>636226551 +Luna is fucking garbage just pick kai atlas aimi like everyone else they MOG the other goalies at all elos. Maybe drekar if you're a god +--- 636255439 +>>636226649 +Get twin drive monumentalist etc. Guys broken as fuck in goal and the only bad part of his kit is the aoe healing +--- 636255551 +>>636248515 +Literally a top 3 goalie lmao. +Kai +Aimi +Atlas. +In that order. Hes if dubu was good +--- 636255647 +>>636253180 +Stop spreading this meme she is not amazing in goal. Literally a worse kai. Is she good at goal sure but kai does everything she does better. She is an S tier forward though. +--- 636255845 +>>636248515 +>He sucks as goalie +??????? +--- 636256096 +>>636255845 +some people are very, very dumb and are willing to be public with it +--- 636256306 +>>636255647 +That's because Kai is literally THE goalie, he's broken as fuck. +Shouldn't really compare broken characters to the rest of the roster. +--- 636256383 +>>636256306 +>Kai goalie with primetime +please just LET ME FUCKING SCORE AAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 636256482 +>>636256306 +I think Drek is better +--- 636256549 +>>636256482 +Genuine question, how do you play Goalie Drek? His kit seems like it's more suited for sniping the enemies to me. +--- 636256630 +>>636256306 +her shift is suicidal for defense that's why I do not think she is good at goal. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybAL_VqQlzU [Embed] +Sweatlords agree with my sweety... +--- 636256631 +>>636256549 +The exact same way as Kai except you start with a second charge on your primary and you can use your speed boost to also go invisible and snipe someone mid field. +--- 636256639 +>>636255369 +but Eject Button Luna is fun :( +--- 636256704 +>>636256549 +his shotgun is kai tier of stopping ball momentum and his shift is also kai tier of mobility. He's basically just a different version of kai even the R is similar. He is much more difficult though; and I think you use eject button so you can run forward invisible and help team then go back to goal; I haven't seen it in action yet but he was a really good goalie in beta. He can also kill bruisers that like to kill goalies. +--- 636256775 +>>636256639 +she used to be really good in beta but with the new elusive Q mechanic she will almost never land her nuke. She is fun af though but she was neglected with that new elusive mechanic. Keep a charge of Q at all times and never allow her ult to be useful pog. +--- 636256789 +>>636255369 +Don't care +--- 636256843 +I wish every character was a cute girl so I could play them. +--- 636256864 +>>636256843 +Just become Bi, the dudes are hot +--- 636256907 +>missed the whole thread +Damn all of you. +--- 636256910 +>>636256775 +Luna is a perfect example of why the Q evasion mechanic is such a bad idea and going forward they'll have to balance EVERYTHING in the game around that. It's the exact same shit that happened with flash in League. +--- 636256963 +>>636256910 +They just need to introduce a level. Like you can only become elusive at say 50% charge, less then that is just a small damage reduction. +--- 636257292 +>>636256963 +That just completely defeats the whole purpose of Q. +--- 636257349 +>>636257292 +That's why Q sucks. There shouldn't be a magical evade all button. +--- 636257369 +>>636257292 +Would also mean they'd have to finally balance X and juliette which they really don't want to do for some reason. X is PERMA ban in my games sorry bros. +--- 636257459 +>>636257349 +Ok did you play the beta? It was just an X juliette kill fest. That new mechanic is honestly really good. Luna ult should slow people in the circle or something +--- 636258262 +>>636256630 +>her shift is suicidal for defense +what is eject button for 300 Alex +--- 636258935 +>>636258262 +I think he meant if you misstime it just spikes the puck into goal +--- 636259672 +>>636258935 +yeah I did but let this baddie play estelle goalie idc. Kai exists and she is better at scoring than defending but just proves many people are retarded so why keep arguing. +--- 636259850 +>>636258935 +In what world as Ai.Mi are you telestriking towards your own open goal. Sounds like you have bigger issues in your game. You're supposed to stand on the goal square line area and use Primary and Special to intercept and affect midfield and help your Forwards (along with Eject Button Secondary) +--- 636259925 +>>636256630 +>best forwards are all brooowlers +Nice balance rito. +--- 636259948 +Test. +--- 636260575 +>>636208058 +Hang in there bro +--- 636261182 +how do you juliette? the dive kick is great to get a goal in sometimes but most of the time im lost +--- 636261280 +Does pressing q works every time to dodge or you need some juice? +--- 636261298 +>>636261280 +need 1 bar of energy I think +--- 636261403 +>>636259850 +we're talking about estelle. Aimi is a god tier goalie and a better estelle at it. +--- 636261423 +>>636261182 +Punch people. With good awakenings, this can kill enemies on a wall. +Punch the core when enemies try to get a hold on it, shooting it through them. +Special on wall to insta-kill. Even this one can be used to punch the core out of a goalies hand. +There is no braindead easy or blatantly overpowered abilities to her. She is an honest character. Master the unga bunga and her mobility. +--- 636261452 +>>636259925 +Yeah I was shocked when x juliette weren't nerfed. I guess half their playerbase would quit :p +>>636261182 +you literally just kill people she's retarded op. Look up vids of top tier players. +--- 636261728 +>>636261423 +>>636261452 +alright i wil start swinging those fists +--- 636261836 +Is there a way to make the mouse cursor bigger? It's too smol and gets lost all the time. +--- 636261984 +>>636261182 +pretty sure you can Shift>RMB>R gapless unlike Asher +--- 636262045 +>>636261836 +you can choose small, medium or large in the options menu which means you can probably fuck with the ini file to make it even bigger +--- 636262153 +>>636261984 +yeah you can use other skills while you dive kick +--- 636262227 +>>636261182 +dash punch your way through everything +--- 636262254 +brown? +--- 636262268 +>>636262254 +why is she tiny, also artist? +--- 636262304 +>>636262268 +I am the artist I'm shamelessly shilling myself +what do you want to know? +--- 636262441 +>>636262304 +you got a baraag I can follow or something +--- 636262663 +>>636262441 +nay +I come and go +like the wind +--- 636262975 +why does juliette have such a gigantic ass? +i was going to uninstall this shit game until i saw that thing good LORD +--- 636263090 +>>636262975 +She does squats. +--- 636263384 +>>636262254 +planning on drawing the whole cast like this? +--- 636263452 +>>636262254 +>>636262663 +cropped images are my fetish +--- 636263703 +>>636263384 +I will if my client keeps commissioning these +--- 636263707 +>>636261452 +>x +>character with no mobility and mediocre damage reliant on danger zone +>utterly irrelevant when even slightly behind +>same as Space,R,rclick nothin personnel goalie +--- 636263779 +>>636263452 +same +--- 636264020 +not enough characters +im already sick of all the same matches over and over again +--- 636264271 +>>636264020 +Same. And I only have 2 characters I like. +--- 636264467 +> be neet in the middle of europe +> try to play a competitive round noon +> matchmaking takes forever +The game is ded. +--- 636264603 +>>636263779 +don't think I've seen this posted on r34 +--- 636264616 +>>636262254 +>>636262663 +cringe +--- 636264814 +>>636264467 +>cross platform +>but not cross region +lol? +--- 636264825 +>>636264603 +I'm still working on it plus r34 is cringe and doesn't allow loli +paheal is better albeit a bit outdated +--- 636264959 +>porntards +--- 636265030 +>>636264959 +The cast was designed with porn in mind +--- 636265492 +>>636264959 +Hey, at least the game will have some sort of legacy. +--- 636265654 +>>636202256 +cringe +--- 636267031 +>>636202080 (OP) +POC look like this? brb quitting my kkk membership. +--- 636269505 +I got "Play a match as Drekar" 2 days in a row but I don't have that nigga, does this shit ever reset or am I supposed to clear it to get a new one? +--- 636269589 +>>636269505 +Every day is random, just got unlucky in this regard +--- 636269643 +>>636269505 +It does reset. Maybe you're just unlucky. +--- 636270529 +>>636208058 +truly 1984 +--- 636271498 +>>636269505 +Yeah she looks like my cousin +--- 636272458 +What causes the core to flip? +Just consecutive damage without hitting walls? +--- 636272610 +>>636262663 +Wait, you're the one who drew that Luna image? Because if so, there's little 'improvements' I'd like to suggest. +That aside, still absolutely amazing piece. +--- 636272821 +>get staggered +>enemy X starts running towards me +>they pop their ult +>gigachad_X_emoticon.png +guess I'll die +--- 636273179 +>>636263707 +ok you're an x main. Half the top 10 uses X and he's permaban in US/EU. Sounds like you just suck (typical X player though). +Sorry kid but he's staying perma'd in my lobbies +--- 636273354 +>>636264825 +Do you plan on drawing any smol Juno? +--- 636274167 +>>636264825 +genuine question but being attracted to loli = pedo right. I feel like nobody ever admits it but there has to be a reason lolis are in every anime.. +--- 636274350 +>>636274167 +Nope, some people like them because they like flat chested girls, tall flat chested girls and lolis are pretty interchangeable in anime since they have similar faces IMO +--- 636274446 +its odd playing a game that is fun +--- 636274476 +>>636274350 +word, I was talking like nahida in genshin type loli where they're clearly 5 years old but I guess short + flat makes sense diff --git a/v/636207313.txt b/v/636207313.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..abb0b1888c0d3b55197cf0a145d574422489666f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636207313.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1587 @@ +----- +--- 636207313 +I knew I had 4's guide, but was surprised to find 3's. +--- 636207375 +>>636207313 (OP) +Also here is a helpful list of 4's upgrades. +--- 636207761 +Of course they fucked up the input for Elemental Sonic... +--- 636207789 +>>636207313 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgvvgmftNc4 [Embed] +Is the dabbing update available on network legacy yet? +--- 636208185 +Quiz King answers, featuring Protoman from the MegaMan Battle Network series! +--- 636208547 +Here are the WWW tank maps so you don't need that retarded Alpha program. +--- 636208605 +Elecman land pisses me off desu +--- 636208658 +>>636208547 +Second WWW3 tank +--- 636208758 +>>636208658 +Third WWW3 tank. Saved you from needing to fuck up your navi customizer. +--- 636208808 +>>636208605 +I just finished it and yes, I agree. +Colorman's traffic light stage is the best one I think. +--- 636209121 +BowlmanChad confirmed better than MistmanVirgins +--- 636209367 +Locations of Match's fireaids. +--- 636209486 +>>636209367 +Part two +--- 636210590 +I miss video game walkthroughs, bros +--- 636210812 +Sparkman's retard shit. Even the guide just gives you the code and says "skip it". +--- 636210820 +>>636210590 +they still kinda exist, I found ones for bn2 & 3 on gamefaqs that were updated pretty recently +--- 636210868 +>>636207789 +yes +https://forums.therockmanexezone.com/mmbnlc-pc-the-dab-patch-for-mega-man-battle-networ-t16734.html +--- 636210963 +>>636207375 +>paper guide +SOUL +--- 636211049 +>>636207313 (OP) +Finally finished 2. Time to do everything in it now. So i have to get all the chips, all the upgrades and bugfrags? +--- 636211098 +Anyone got a download for the images in the gallery? +--- 636211135 +>>636207761 +I'm not the only one who's never messed with any of the command codes, right? +--- 636211220 +MMBN4 50 point bullshit avoider +--- 636211258 +>>636207313 (OP) +Unfortunate logo positioning +--- 636211309 +Thanks for posting pics from your guide OP, the lighting in my room sucks ass and I'm in the middle of Secret 2 with 1 hp +--- 636211376 +>>636211220 +Part 2 +--- 636211440 +>>636207313 (OP) +I'm not gonna post pics like you since I'm lazy, but while cleaning my attic, I found my guides for 4, 5, and 6. +--- 636211629 +>>636211309 +No problem! Fight the good fight +--- 636211743 +>>636211440 +Sadly I don't have 5 or 6 guides... +--- 636212026 +>>636211629 +I've got my good buddy to help me +--- 636212091 +oof +--- 636212258 +>using maps and guides +cringe +you didn't beat the game +--- 636212375 +>>636212258 +See >>636212091 +--- 636212393 +Why nobody gives shit to Lan for being a hypocrite? he made such big deal to stop the fat kid from moving away then in BN6 LAN MOVES AWAY. +--- 636212643 +>>636212393 +bro he's like 7 years old +--- 636212645 +>>636207761 +That's so messed up. Think of the children. I always thought I wasn't doing it right. +--- 636212748 +>>636212643 +Neither Lan and whatever was his name fat kid who has gustman are 7 years old. +--- 636212845 +My last bit of pics. This is for MMBN4. Hope someone finds these helpful in their playthroughs. +--- 636213004 +>>636212748 +Dex. +--- 636213005 +>>636212845 +Better pic, my bad. +--- 636213064 +>>636213004 +Thanks, I couldn't remember his name for some fucking reason. +--- 636213201 +bn4, steam, pvp +ranked, I'm hosting rn, normal battle, practice, single battle, disable patch cards +join if you want +--- 636213267 +>>636213005 +>>636212845 +I lied. I am posting this one since they added "Movement" twice to the listing and I find that funny. +--- 636213521 +>>636213267 +And the ACTUAL reason why I looked at this too. MYSTERY DATAS +--- 636213607 +>>636213521 +Part 2 +--- 636213694 +>>636213521 +>you don't even get decent zenny out of GMD until playthrough 3 +--- 636213728 +>>636213607 +Part 3. Hope this one is actual useful for a lot of people here. +--- 636214187 +I'm really enjoying the renewed interest in this series. I really hope Capcom decides to capitalize on this all and make new games and the anime for it. +--- 636214321 +>>636214187 +Something something Monster Hunter/Resident Evil/Street Fighter assembly line. +--- 636214430 +>>636214187 +I really want an Elf Wars game so bad. +--- 636214618 +>>636214187 +>Mega Man Battle Network X +>We get more Navi counterparts for X-era characters besides Iris/Colonel/Zero +Come on Capcom, that's all I want +--- 636214737 +>>636214321 +What the fuck, I only used that phrase twice in the span of a week. Do you fucking memorize these threads? +--- 636215119 +>>636214618 +As long as it continues the series [/spoiler]and maybe even the anime[/spoiler] I'm fine with wherever they draw upon for new navis. Us the new games produced after it ended even for all I care. Sigma.EXE or Splashwoman.EXE, etc, I'm fine as long as we get new stuff. +--- 636215161 +>>636215119 +Nice spoiler, idiot. +--- 636215183 +do you have to jack out and back in to get the black navis to appear in undernet 5, just beat bass in 4 +--- 636215185 +>>636207375 +Thank you, I knew I was missing some still. +--- 636215302 +>>636214618 +Anyone has that Ciel Hikari and Sigma post? It's so fake but goddamn, I wish it was real. +--- 636215393 +>>636214737 +If it makes you feel better anon, I see similar phrases in every thread for lesser Capcom titles so that's probably why I felt I saw it a lot. +--- 636215563 +>>636209121 +He sure has a lot of holes +--- 636215582 +>>636207313 (OP) +>/MMBNLC/ +just go to /vg/ +--- 636215689 +>>636215582 +you're a long way from electopia, chaud +--- 636215856 +>>636212026 +Damn, your new name is Based Man btw. +--- 636215982 +>>636215856 +Thanks, I've got a Dark Mega kit to work on but I procrastinate too much +--- 636216023 +>>636215582 +>deal with Rollfag and friends +I'll stay here as long as I can +--- 636216317 +>>636215982 +Where'd you get em? Specifically the red X? +--- 636216810 +>>636216317 +BigBadToyStore, Kotobukya makes them. +--- 636216868 +>>636213607 +>Netfrica +>Literally a spot you can log in from +>1900~2500 Zenny GMD + +>Best zenny in the Undernet +>Undernet 5 - 1700~3200, have to go through 3 & 4 +>Undernet 6 - 100 or 10000, no in-between, have to go through 3 +How the fuck is Netfrica actually the best consistent value Zenny farm in the game? +--- 636217184 +FINALLY git my copy from Gamestop in. I'm already finishing MMBN3 on emulator, so I'll start 4 on the Switch for PvP fun later. +--- 636217458 +>>636207313 (OP) +I wish I had a copy of these. Not for anything but to just look through them and see all the things I've missed +--- 636217539 +>>636216868 +more money per GMD but there's only like 2-3, doing laps from netafrica to the undernet saves untraps +--- 636218257 +>>636215982 +Hey, I also procrastinated and only worked on my dark model kit for one limb every two or three days. High five. +--- 636219370 +>>636218257 +What if I told (You)...I have X1 Armor, X2 Armor, and X4 Armor still in their boxes waiting to be assembled? +--- 636219541 +>just playing normally +>picking whatever chips I have the most of because early game +>PROGRAM ADVANCE shows on screen +always a good time +--- 636219707 +>>636209121 +I always thought BowlMan wouldn't be out of place in Dragon Ball. +--- 636219730 +>>636219370 + +Sweet Kiryu too. Best version of Mecha G. +--- 636219781 +my fucking eyes are burning red from all the soul +--- 636219892 +>>636210812 +>there's only three codes +>fucking gamefags guide says the code could be one of any number of possible outcomes +bruh +--- 636220351 +>>636219730 +My job doesn't pay me enough to support my addiction +--- 636220573 +>>636213521 +>>636213607 +>>636213728 +>made an entire fucking spreadsheet for this a year or so ago while playing through BN4, actually cataloging the different mystery datas as I played +>could've just bought the Bradygames guide on ebay and saved myself the trouble + +>>636213694 +The range shown for the zenny in them is a bit ,misleading, the amount given isn't actually a random value and the higher values are more common. I remember specifically farming Netfrica's GMDs for an easy 2100z on playthrough 1 of Red Sun, and with sneakrun installed in the navi cust you can get both GMDs within less than a minute of jacking in. +--- 636221401 +>>636220573 +>>made an entire fucking spreadsheet +Why didn't you just have your Navi do it? +--- 636221721 +does airshoes let you ignore pit panels +--- 636221864 +>>636221721 +No, just holes. But I see your logic +--- 636221872 +>>636219707 +He does give off that Perfect Cell energy, but is actually a chad. +--- 636222007 +>About to go chip hunting in Game 2 of BN4 +>Realize I don't have Fish +>Look up where it is +>Water Comp in Den Dome (only after 3rd Tournament) +The fuck is this? I actually completely missed this one in my first playthrough cause how the fuck were you supposed to know that was a comp that late into the game? +I understand locking some comps till you finish the area, but this is like three whole chapters after the Den Dome that this comp becomes available. +--- 636222110 +>>636219892 +I don't know about gamefaq, but my brother literally started that mission when I showed him the thread and the second code worked when it was the first question. + +>>636220573 +Gomen... +--- 636222573 +>>636222007 +this game just finds new ways to slap players in the face when you least expect it +--- 636222656 +>>636213728 +Yeah thanks, now I know where to find woodpowder * and windrack * +--- 636222704 +Yai is pretty cute when she's not wearing that ugly red dress. +--- 636222845 +>>636222007 +You can jack into the fucking water fountains there? I never knew that. +--- 636222847 +>>636222704 +Yeah, she should be nude instead +--- 636222879 +Sex with Pride +--- 636222907 +>>636222845 +>>636222573 +>>636222007 +Jesus wept +--- 636222950 +>>636222007 +All the games have "broken" jack-in ports that only open after a certain point +--- 636223415 +>>636222950 +most have it described as a jack-in port that's broken, I don't think the water fountain even says it has a port +--- 636223760 +>shit-talk Lan every chance you get despite him and MegaMan practically doing your job for you +>lose every time you net battle him, but make excuses for it +>conduct yourself like a complete retard when you try to do your job as an internet cop +>have hair that looks like an eggshell +I forgot how much of a loser Chaud was. +--- 636224005 +>>636210812 +Every time I look at Terry's portrait I keep thinking he's got a beard. +--- 636224258 +is bubbleman good in BN3? If so, where do i find him for his chip +--- 636224762 +>>636224258 +Get this, you need critically low HP for BubbleMan v3 to even spawn in the Beach area. +There are NPC clues in a lot of areas that you can run into v3 ghosts, after you've beaten their v2 ghost. + +BubbleMan's Navi chip can deal a lot of damage if you throw Atk+ and Aqua+ chips on it. +--- 636224772 +>>636222879 +Raika is a lucky man +--- 636224781 +>>636224258 +he's a good multi-hit chip, he's in one of the dead ends in yoka one, near the bugfrag merchant +--- 636224841 +Watching clips from the anime +I can entirely believe that cross fusion destroyed the anime. It turned it into something entirely different. + +At least when Megaman could enter the real world in BN6 they created actual reasons for it, with copybots. Also Lan entering the cyber world had an actual reason that felt right at the time. But crossfusion just kinda fucks the rules of the story so it all becomes real world shit instead of internet. Also severely limits which characters are allowed to matter in the end. +--- 636224873 +>>636224258 +I s ranked flameman v3 with bubbleman. Does a lot of damage to him +--- 636225171 +>>636224841 +Cross Fusion wasn't even that bad, imo. It can only happen in Dimensional Areas anyway. +--- 636225218 +>>636225171 +It was stupid +--- 636225318 +>gee, anon, your mom lets you have TWO Giga Chips? +Who the fuck wants to NetBattle me IRL? +I actually think I've lost my Bass-themed PET. +--- 636225702 +>>636225318 +>CP +--- 636225707 +>>636224841 +Why did they never explain how good guy Navis couldn't enter the real world only the evil ones could? If everyone just came into the Real World and net battled there like in Beast it would not be such a complaint magnet. +--- 636225797 +>>636225318 +are the small digit numbers where they are in the game's library? +--- 636225898 +Should I actually bother to replay 4? Do the modcards make it interesting enough? +--- 636226026 +>>636225898 +if you replay 4 just beat it once, it's not worth anything beyond that +--- 636226092 +>>636211258 +lol I was thinking the same thing +--- 636226146 +Feels good to have some free time again +Guess it worked out for me since any burn out I would've had is gone now +--- 636226258 +Why does every BN game really easy for me to remember except 5? I know I played it just as much as the others. Why is that game totally memory-holed for me? I remember doing liberation missions but nothing about the story or map layouts +--- 636226432 +>>636226258 +Outside of the lib missions, I mainly remember the island with Magnetman, and the boat with the horribly worded puzzle. +--- 636226524 +>>636226258 +the story just isn't memorable. there is a story unlike 4, though +--- 636226587 +>>636225797 +There's a little square under the images, to the right, with the library number. BlueMoon is 309 and DeltaRay is 305, for example. The CP number is something like Memory, if I remember correctly. Like, you only get so many CP per turn, so you can either use BlueMoon and nothing else, or use Vulcan2, AquaMan, and other shit. I can't remember what stuff like RockCube even did. +--- 636226626 +If someone sends you Navi data in BN4 does that carry on to New Game+? +--- 636226673 +>>636226626 +yes +--- 636226821 +>>636226258 +>>636226524 +It sucks that its not, since I actually really liked the team aspect of it and makong more characters playable +--- 636226935 +>>636207313 (OP) +how crusty is it, anon. i remember you mentioning this +--- 636226983 +I just want to say I forgot how much I loved these games. I have had more fun re-playing BN1-3 than I have with any game released in the last 5 years. I miss consoles like GBA being in the mainstream where you had talented big developers like Capcom working within strict hardware limitations to really make something that is fun at its core without a ton of filler +--- 636227193 +>>636224762 +I love and hate how BubbleMan's characterization as a cowardly little shitheel plays into his ghost's encounter method. Excellent (and cruel) attention to detail, right there. +--- 636227481 +>>636226146 +Nothing suspicious here +--- 636227582 +>>636227481 +>page_2_trap.png.exe.tiff.rar +--- 636227609 +>>636226626 +IIRC it carries on forever. Even if you start a brand new game that data will persist. +But I could be wrong. +--- 636227756 +>>636226983 +>without a ton of filler +Hey, man. I love BN with all my heart, but it's pretty untrue to say there was no filler. +The entire Freezeman scenario in 2 was filler, for example. +--- 636227764 +>>636211220 +>>636211376 +Fuck, I just did this 50 point bullshit like a day or two. I looked up the locations anyway but having pictures would have made it so much easier. +--- 636227851 +>>636225707 +Why would the good guys be able to use the bad guys' dimensional pillar things? +--- 636227904 +Name a better theme +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5EprM9_LZY [Embed] +--- 636228051 +>>636224841 +Cross Fusion was cool and I'm glad they tried something different instead of just adapting the games forever +--- 636228140 +>>636227904 +Capcom is literally the only developer who could make the GBA soundchip not sound like shit. + +With most GBA games I feel like the soundchip is a limitation getting in the way of the actual composition, Battle Network music on the other hand feels like it was built for GBA +--- 636228279 +>>636227904 +I acknowledge Surge of Power as the king, but this at least takes second place. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKymeuwwtAk [Embed] +--- 636228290 +Dude Visual Boy Advance has been playing this game perfectly since 2001. +--- 636228325 +>>636227851 +No one ever even tries to see if they are locked out. And in the fourth season, they have good guy dimensional areas why can't Gutsman or Roll hop in and help Lan? +--- 636228367 +For BN3, what are the best navi custom blocks to get and prio? +--- 636228482 +>>636228279 +I'm partial to this, myself. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4OpSflislg [Embed] +--- 636228629 +>In BN3 Yai's internet shortcut leads to ACDC 2 which has a shop and the green mystery data in that area only drops zeeny +Cheeky devs +--- 636228636 +>>636228482 +If there's one good thing about BN4, it's the music. +--- 636228781 +oh no, i just started the power plant scenario in bn1. this is the one that everbody hates, right? +--- 636228874 +>>636228781 +It's the obnoxious one, yes. +--- 636228894 +>>636228140 +Ace Attorney as well. Capcom were geniuses when it came to the GBA. +--- 636228947 +>>636226258 +This wasn't a problem for me. I remember soul-net making everyone go crazy and Nebula with his stupid hiding hitbox. +--- 636229015 +>>636228629 +? +--- 636229017 +>don't underestimate me just because I'm a woman! +>gets destroyed in seconds +What did they mean by that? +--- 636229168 +>>636228367 +custom, all of the element virus programs like jungle and fish, for pvp you probably want tango +--- 636229230 +i liked bn5 as a kid but holy shit is it a slog of a game + +way too many virus encounters, very limited chip building for too long in the game and an absolute cunt of a final boss +--- 636229239 +>>636227904 +as much as i love surge of power, i prefer this +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cem8Y8ESjQ [Embed] +--- 636229315 +>>636224841 +It makes it feel like the navis are more tools than actual characters. Megaman wasn't even much of a character in the first series honestly, but in Axess it doesn't really feel like he matters in his own show when it's really just Lan doing everything. +--- 636229317 +>>636229015 +Yai rich +Money +That's it +--- 636229323 +This probably lacks the features of the DS port of 5. Figures. +--- 636229401 +>>636227904 +I never really did postgame stuff back in the day, so going to the WWW area now in BN2 I was like wtf this music is fucking awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xe4yuR9gA [Embed] +--- 636229430 +>>636229323 +Yes it does. GBA source code only. +--- 636229453 +>>636229293 +God damn I hated Battle Chip Challenge but I just wanted more Battle Network as a kid +--- 636229472 +>>636228325 +Because Maylu and Roll eventually get Cross Fusion too +--- 636229597 +>>636227904 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af1VID13rU [Embed] +--- 636229606 +>>636227764 +Well you get to do it TWO MORE TIMES :D +--- 636229609 +>>636229453 +It had decent music at least. +--- 636229659 +>>636229401 +WWW in BN2 was a fucking blast to play through, definitely the highlight of the game for me. +--- 636229747 +>>636229606 +silly anon, what if you didn't fight a navi in the tournaments across 3 playthroughs? Gotta get all the megachips, so go back around a 4th time +--- 636229763 +>>636229453 +yeah my friend let me borrow it and I played it for like 30 min before giving up, shit's stupid + +Similar time with 4.5. I was so fucking pumped by the idea of getting to play different Navis, so I struggled with walkthrough translations to try and play the ROM of it. Then when I found out it's like not actually fully playing the battles I stopped bothering to keep trying to play +--- 636229806 +>>636229747 +What happens if you link with the opposite game? Would that mean you have to do a 5th playthrough? +--- 636229847 +>>636229606 +>Implying I'm getting all chips in BN4 +I'm good, going to finish this and go to 5 +--- 636229882 +>>636211135 +only varsword is really worth using +never bothered because there were plenty of other low effort good quality chips +--- 636229917 +>>636209486 + +Whats up with Megas HP in some of those screenshots? Can it even get to 5535? +--- 636230051 +>>636229293 +Ring Sexo +--- 636230075 +>Trying to finish up BN4 Game 2 PAs +>Grinding WallandEX for TwnFng2 O +>Decide best place is Jungle Undernet 2 cause it's a high chance for the spider + WallandEX and a BMD for extra possible bugfrags +>Keep finding it consistently +>Keep getting WhiteWeb2 instead of TwnFng2 +>Finally get a TwnFng +>It's Q again cause I got a 10 instead of S +YOU FAT FUCK +--- 636230120 +My wife? +The south ameroppa netbattler, Jennifer! +--- 636230123 +>>636229917 +I have no certain idea nor proof but it could be the person writing the walkthrough used Action Replay or Gameshark cheats to just get to the points he needed to take pictures of +--- 636230138 +>>636229917 +Probably mockup or cheating to make guide ASAP. +--- 636230175 +>>636229917 +I just noticed that and I assume it is cheats enable so they could quickly get their screenshots. +--- 636230180 +>mmbn2 random ((netopian)) black man design +>Cool looking guy + +>Mmbn5 random black man +>Deformed looking clay man who looks like he got punched in the face thirty times before having his picture taken + +It's only if you play BN5 right after playing one of the earlier games that you notice just how fucking cartoonish it is compared to previous games. +--- 636230204 +>>636229806 +just shoot me now +--- 636230241 +>>636229453 +I basically forced myself to "play" that game, too. +--- 636230271 +>>636229401 +Post game in BN games are the highlight of the game +Shit gets crazy +--- 636230281 +>>636230241 +--- 636230314 +>>636230075 +... I swear, complaining on /v/ somehow always gives me the luck I need to get the shit on the next try. +--- 636230337 +Not if this is the best place to ask. I'm trying to emulate starforce on an ancient no cash gba emulator and I'm having a hell of a time with the controls. Is it possible to use a ps4 controller without third party tools? The emulator doesn't detect the controller at all. +--- 636230404 +>>636230337 +>no$gba +what the fuck are you doing +use melonDS +--- 636230416 +>>636229453 +>>636230241 +same +it was the last game I purchased after going through all the US versions. I never finished the last series leading up to Bass or did other completioninst things on it +--- 636230436 +>>636230337 +>I'm trying to emulate starforce on an ancient no cash gba emulator and I'm having a hell of a time with the controls. +Mind backing up a bit and explaining yourself? +--- 636230449 +>>636230180 +All of the NPCs +--- 636230502 +>>636230075 +Are you still in game 2, anon? Would you mind picking up a few Geddon T from GMDs in netopia? +--- 636230545 +>>636229609 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tp8Y5KrWA8 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfwjdVbxw2Q [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUJbV4VRWMQ [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdXpeuRrpMs [Embed] +--- 636230683 +>beat the first quiz master in BN5 +>Little homo gives me a dark chip +Give me a real fucking prize here +--- 636230752 +In BN3, where do you get the plantman battlechip? +--- 636230826 +>>636230683 +>Little homo gives me a dark chip +what did nintendo mean by this +--- 636230901 +>>636230752 +you murder plantman's ghost +--- 636230934 +>>636230752 +Undernet 4 +Use this site, it has marked maps for all the games https://www.interordi.com/mega_man_pc/games/mmbn3/ +--- 636231004 +>>636229401 +i love how BN2 and SF3's postgame area themes include each series' main leitmotif +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl199AaBwv8 [Embed] +--- 636231067 +what's teh best style change in bn3? +--- 636231102 +>>636231067 +Ground Style +--- 636231226 +>>636229293 +I remember thinking I must be misunderstanding something because there was no way the game was as non-interactive as it looked +--- 636231281 +>>636230404 +I've used this thing since 2008-2009. Didn't feel the need to upgrade since it ran so well, even on older hardware. Thus is the first time the controls have ever been an issue, I even did a twewy playthrough on it back when my ds was being repaired. +--- 636231360 +>>636231067 +What style you actually use isn't as important as leveling them all up to get the NaviCust part rewards +--- 636231457 +>expected to play Vol 1 of the collection more when buying them +>but Vol 1 doesn't really have anything over just playing the roms (if you're not abusing BusterMAX), and BN2 is arguably worse than the Wii U rom because you have to go to multiplayer to get the extra chips +>as a result I've barely touched Vol 1 +>Vol 2 has patch cards and they change the way you play the game so much that I've been playing them the most, despite the fact that I've already played them all the most, and despite the fact that I had initially written 5 off entirely because it doesn't have the DS features +>I've completed Hard mode in BN4 Red, gotten to the postgame in BN5 Colonel, and just got to the Undernet in BN6 +funny how that works +--- 636231486 +>>636230545 +I like the use of RSE's trumpets. +--- 636231872 +>Dex is this close to being a janny +Not like this.... +--- 636231948 +I'm going to reset my MMBN1 playthrough so I can dup stuff, anyone willing to hold onto some of my rarer chips I currently have before I reset? +--- 636232041 +>4 Navis come in B code in BN3 +Why is B so stacked? +--- 636232089 +>>636231872 +I love that smug lan portrait. +--- 636232218 +>>636231457 +Patch cards are so fucking fun I'm glad capcom decided to add them in +--- 636232290 +So all the versions are combined? +--- 636232329 +>>636231948 +Steam? +--- 636232372 +>>636230241 +>she's not even bothered by his age +>just his height +This truly is a shotacon/lolicon franchise. +--- 636232393 +>>636232089 +there's some part in 6 where it's just Lan doing *double sigh*, it's so good +--- 636232413 +>>636232290 +no, you choose which version to play when you're starting each game, and the save files are separate. +--- 636232461 +>>636232290 +lol what gave you that idea? +--- 636232463 +>>636207761 +Wait so it’s actually 1 B press? +I’ve been lied to enough god damnit capcom +--- 636232525 +SF3's dialogue has so much soul, even during postgame +--- 636232626 +>>636232393 +--- 636232643 +Y'all weren't kidding about MMBN1. It is a slog. I got past the power plant and just dropped this shit. MMBN2 is a lot better so far. +--- 636232709 +>>636232643 +>dropping the game before KINO. +--- 636232756 +Because B is the Best letter. +--- 636232767 +>>636232643 +You were over the hump and didn't really have much left to go, but I can never fault someone for dropping 1. +--- 636232787 +>>636232626 +kek, thanks +--- 636232815 +>>636232709 +>>636232767 +pls say sike. PLS SAY SIKE +--- 636232927 +>>636232815 +BN1 is unironically shit but the final boss is KINO +--- 636232994 +>>636232643 +>I got past the power plant and just dropped this shit +i mean honestly at that point you might as well just finish, you're almost done anyway. this is like giving up on a classic series game halfway through the wily castle. +--- 636233030 +>>636232815 +You chose the worst possible spot to dump it. It's all uphill from there. +--- 636233102 +>>636232815 +You pretty much just had a bit of internet wandering, and then the endgame. +--- 636233130 +>>636232329 +I'm on Switch. Room code is 9RJLVC +--- 636233162 +>>636232927 +>>636232994 +>>636233030 +>>636233102 +I guess I'll circle back after I finish ,2 +--- 636233272 +Duo showing up out of nowhere in BN4 and dark chips being the reason he shows up is cool as fuck for some reason, especially if you played MM8 +--- 636233329 +>>636233162 +If you hated Elecman you are going to enjoy Freezeman lmao +--- 636233454 +>>636233272 +it's a really cool boss design that fucks over people who love hockey +--- 636233513 +>>636233272 +I haven't played 4 or 5 in forever, but did they ever show the origin of Dark Chips. As in, how Regal managed to make those things in the first place? I like to imagine that he made them from data taken from the Battle Network equivalent to this guy somehow. +--- 636233535 +>>636233454 +bosses being floating cunts in 4/5/falzar is the absolute gayest shit +--- 636233554 +>>636233272 +Him being the final boss makes him a lot more memorable than his classic counterpart. +--- 636233558 +>>636233329 +To this day I wonder what they were smoking to think the FreezeMan shit was a good idea. 2 is a pretty good game until you get to that shit +--- 636233659 +>>636233535 +I can see why it had to be that way after shredding half of Gospel's health with a program advance of RATS +--- 636233660 +>>636233513 +they're made out of evil, literally, no i'm not making this shit up +--- 636233758 +>>636233513 +They show the production of Dark Chips, but I don't think they ever say what the source of the black cocaine used to make them is. Could very well just be as simple as "Distilled Evil." +--- 636233790 +i wish the internet was real +--- 636233826 +>>636233558 +I liked the ShadowMan scenario at first, but it eventually wore out its welcome for me too. Which is weird because the MagnetMan scenario is even longer, but it's probably my favorite part of the game. +--- 636233891 +>>636233513 +100% unfiltered undiluted premium darkness +--- 636233918 +>>636229453 +Back then, I played it all the way until I unlock Bass easily. Now I can't fucking pass the first tournament and don't remember how I did it as a kid. +--- 636233953 +>>636216868 +Wakanda.exe +--- 636234049 +>>636233513 +regal digitised a human soul (pretty much the equivelent of what lans father did with megaman) and took all the negative aspects from it and made a program out of it thats used to copy dark chips. + +then in mmbn5 he uses dr lights soulnet to blast brainwaves to alter humanity in having their most negative traits be the only ones left. +--- 636234195 +>>636234049 +>then in mmbn5 he uses dr lights soulnet to blast brainwaves to alter humanity in having their most negative traits be the only ones left. +And people say BN only predicted the future in terms of smartphones and internet fridges. +--- 636234415 +What is the emdgame in 6 like? Mever did postgame in it. I know there is a softlock in 6 because of Eng/JP versions but do I need to worry about that too? +--- 636234426 +>>636233558 +>We made unique ice graphics but the game ships next week +--- 636234503 +>>636234415 +the old softlock, no, but capcom managed to create a new softlock just for the legacy collection +--- 636234578 +>>636233558 +Still not as bad as bubbleman's scenario. +--- 636234620 +I still call SciLab 'sky lab'. Not 'sy lab" +--- 636234632 +>>636234415 +Essentially for the final virus battler mission (minigame where you collect viruses and pit them against NPCs) you need to be playing on a jap/chink language otherwise you will miss out on a chip required for completion. The Anubis softlock is behind an e-reader card that warns you to not take the mission until you can access Anubis (or just use the patchcard that gives you protoman's chips) +--- 636234651 +>>636209121 +I've never seen author's notes like that in a professionally published guide before. It's nice to know that they got someone who actually liked the game. +--- 636234797 +>>636234620 +Then why is it +A. On the ground +and +B. Not researching anything about the sky? +--- 636234910 +>>636234620 +I call it sy lab, but as a kid I thought it was ski lab +--- 636234993 +>>636234937 +fuck off +--- 636235095 +>>636227756 +Seconding this, I'm playing through BN3 right now and there's a good chunk of what feels like absolute filler between every actual dungeon. + +>nearly everything involving the N1 prior to the actual tournament arc +>entire BubbleMan scenario exists to waste your time +>That part where you have to do a bunch of jobs for Tora +>entire FlameMan scenario is like taking the worst of BubbleMan and combining it with the Energy Change cancer, though at least the story was a little interesting this time +>most of the Undernet Ranking scenario is just a waste of time +I'm having fun but it's less fun at certain points. +--- 636235473 +>>636234578 +BubbleMan does suck ass but that's mainly because of Press. +--- 636235502 +>>636235095 +bubbleman is softened by it being when you get your first style, doing odd jobs for tora was weird though +--- 636235779 +>>636235095 +>most of the Undernet Ranking scenario is just a waste of time +The entire scenario is a waste of time. The program just disappears from the story after Bass steals it. + +It's cool though. +--- 636235804 +>>636235095 +I find bubbleman hilarious in retrospect since they did too good of a job making everything surrounding him annoying +--- 636235897 +>>636207313 (OP) +Fuck off to /vg/ +--- 636235923 +X series' mavericks, but netnavis +--- 636235974 +>>636235897 +make some more ff16 or zelda threads you whiny joyless wannabe janitor cunt +--- 636236118 +Physical copies of the legacy collection have been reprinted. + +Switch version sold out again fast, few copies of the PS4 version are on amazon +--- 636236206 +this is autistic, but something that really bothers me about 4 is that the walrus viruses aren't water element and neither are their chips +--- 636236226 +>>636236206 +walruses are mammals +--- 636236420 +>>636236226 +Whales are mammals and no one would put any element on them besides water +--- 636236492 +>>636236420 +no they are fish they have fins +--- 636236534 +>>636224841 +While axess and stream were really rough i honestly think they could be edited down into a coherent story without too much trouble, and the movie was pretty good. + +https://youtu.be/GELEAFDJfJw?t=312 [Embed] +--- 636236821 +>>636235779 +I just wish there were more unique Navis involved. Net Navi versions of guys like Crash Man and Crystal Man would have fit in well here, IMO. CopyMan also should have cycled between forms instead of just being a glorified GutsMan fight. +--- 636236834 +>>636207313 (OP) +Im very happy these threads arent dead yet +--- 636236903 +>>636230180 +--- 636236930 +>>636236834 +Just remember, even after they're gone, no matter what, we'll always be connecte- +--- 636237083 +>Lan +>Mayl +>Dex +Fuck how did I never notice +--- 636237141 +Anyone with a link to the ost? I can't see myself paying $15 for a bunch of shitty dance remixes. Are they any good? +--- 636237176 +>>636237083 +In one of those rare moments of localizations making real improvements, Lan is a much better name than fucking Netto. +--- 636237197 +Someone remind me why I'm bothering trying to 100% BN1 before moving on to the other games. I've been fighting Elecman3 and getting nothing but Elecman2 chips for hours now. I'm so tired, I hate the internet more than Uncle Ted, I hate every single virus in the area. Make it stop. +--- 636237243 +>>636237141 +Just listen to this one, there's no topping it. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I-UhyJblVo [Embed] +--- 636237287 +>>636230502 +A few? +Like you need more than one? Took me long enough to get the one. You can buy Geddon2 N as well. Unless you're like trying to make an online folder in which case why the fuck are you trying to make an online folder for BN4 of all things? +--- 636237295 +>>636237176 +Netto is just Japanese way of saying net desu. +--- 636237359 +>>636237197 +Anon, if you already beat him fairly that many times, just give in and use Buster MAX to clean up. There's no reason to keep pushing it if you're not having fun. +--- 636237403 +despite being a weak chip they really gave it some A+ art +--- 636237553 +>>636237287 +BN4 is the 2nd most balanced pvp behind BN6 +surprising isn't it? +--- 636237554 +>>636225898 +Modcards do make it pretty interesting and the netbattling is fun +--- 636237664 +>ranked up to S rank +>no longer finding anyone +bros... +--- 636237736 +>>636237176 +It's just the same type of pun with a different word +--- 636237770 +Sex with Maddy. +--- 636237778 +>>636234620 +I used to think Django was pronounced "Duh-jayn-go" +--- 636237832 +>>636237553 +>roll soul +is it only balanced because no one plays it as much as 3 and 6 +--- 636237934 +>>636237553 +How so? Roll soul is undisputed best form every crafted. +--- 636238505 +>>636237770 +My battle network wife +--- 636238634 +>>636237770 +maybe if you want a disease +--- 636238789 +Mega Man NTR Warrior +--- 636238823 +>>636237176 +>Netto +>Saito +>Raito +It's just another case of localizers ruining a naming theme like with Rock and Roll. +--- 636239461 +>>636237243 +I can't wait for music modding to get fully figured out +--- 636240087 +why did they let you put navi cust parts outside the grid in 6, it's weird +--- 636240347 +>>636240087 +It was the only way they could think to put a spin on the system. +--- 636240453 +>>636238634 +I would willingly take herpes from Madd, I don't give a fuck. +--- 636240690 +>>636240087 +6 decided we were allowed to have fun again +--- 636240896 +Just got bugstop in BN5. +Does this stop the bugs included in patch cards as well? +--- 636240946 +Gater. +Based. +--- 636241148 +>>636240946 +You did not beat the game +--- 636241305 +>>636240896 +no +--- 636241315 +>>636241148 +keep gatekeeping that 20 year old kids game buddy +--- 636241373 +>>636240087 +6 feels like they knew it was going to be the player's last chance at bat so they wanted to let you just rip the game apart. +--- 636241469 +>>636241305 +patch cards are fuckin useless +--- 636241564 +>>636241148 +I did. :) +--- 636241856 +>>636241469 +not all the patch cards give you bugs though, just look up a list and see which ones give you bugs or not +--- 636241936 +What's the Gater equivalent for the other BN games? +--- 636242247 +so everyone who has had questions about legitimate play involving codes and dungeons, I hope this thread clearly shows you that there is no such thing as cheating apart from obvious shit like bustermax. They just wanted more money from you with intentionally obtuse design. +--- 636242463 +>>636241936 +Plantman +AirHoc until you fight Duo +Chaos Unisons (in particular DarkSword/Wide/Drill) +Anything in 6 you can literally beat the game with A code shit you find in the first few internet areas because it's all busted. +--- 636242516 +NetBros, we didn't get a SplashWoman.EXE and never will. +--- 636242618 +>>636242247 +Nah, if everything else is fine, buster max is okay too. +--- 636242893 +https://youtu.be/MISWqxOkYE8 [Embed] +If they made a BN mobile game in the style of 4.5 would you play it? +--- 636243020 +>>636242893 +yes +--- 636243038 +>>636242893 +no +--- 636243064 +>>636242893 +Depends on which navis are playable +And if they introduce new ones +--- 636243147 +>>636232525 +Omega-xis is a great dad +--- 636243281 +didn't know until now you could examine these +--- 636243362 +BN gacha won't succeed because there are barely any female navis. +--- 636243450 +>get ready to fight Serenade +>out 300 bugfrags into the bugfrag trader +>70% of chips being x+20 chips +>destroy monolith and get to serenade +>"...I shall open for the one that holds the star bearing the fragment of power" +And so Megaman was lost to the Secret Net with no way out until I decide to get my dumbass to start playing MMBN4 Red Sun. RIP Megaman +--- 636243454 +>>636243281 +I'm more surprised by things you can't interact with +Took until BN4 for that doghouse at this spot to get any flavor text +--- 636243635 +>Struggling with Duo2 +>Barely have enough damage in my folder for his fat ass (I'm not abusing AirHoc) +>Youtube autoplay on while I'm doing it +>Fucking Undefeatable from Sonic Frontiers comes on +>Actually take him out as it hits the ending part +God damn that felt good. At least something can still be fun in this shitty game. +--- 636243819 +>>636242516 +Imagine installing all kinds of lewd NaviCust Parts on her haha +--- 636243841 +Thoughts on Tory Froid? +--- 636243943 +>>636243841 +they didn't want adult froid to be hanging around the main group of kids so they made troy, that makes sense. what doesn't make sense is why the dub made iceman into danny devito +--- 636244163 +>>636242893 +I would imagine the whales would just buy the whole BattleChip-Pass Day 1. Pay to win, just like Yai would have wanted. +--- 636244193 +BN games with this feel? +https://youtu.be/SnaRPu2UEDE [Embed] +--- 636244232 +Playthrough 2 complete. Finally can get to the real game and finish this shitshow. +Then I gotta Buster MAX through Blue Moon 3 times over cause for some ungodly reason they made a "Get all 6 Souls" achievement for both games. +--- 636244270 +>>636243362 +You'd pull for Operators then +--- 636244365 +>>636244270 +viddybros its time +--- 636244494 +>>636243841 +Why did they make a new character but forget to give him a personality? +--- 636244508 +>>636244193 +1 +--- 636244531 +>>636243841 +At least he doesn't have a muppet face +--- 636244539 +>>636244270 +>Anime Gauss banner +--- 636244649 +>>636244365 +It's crazy how much BN predicted and got right. +--- 636244664 +>>636244270 +>Pride Seasonal Alt (Anime Swimsuit Version) +--- 636244728 +>>636230180 +Did you forget how some of the characters in the first 3 games looked? +>>636244531 +--- 636244789 +>>636244728 +>>636244531 +>>636230180 +>that little Norwood 5 nigga +--- 636244821 +>>636230180 +That sprite was introduced in 4 +--- 636244964 +Why is Maddy so hot +--- 636245179 +>>636244232 +you didn't forget to nab fullcust from the watergod, right? +--- 636245236 +>>636244664 +>SR Pride +>SSR Pride (bags) +--- 636245343 +I don't get it. I' st the red sun tournament and I have 0 (zero) megachips. How do I rematch the bosses? Unlike previous games no one wanta to battle and i didn't find a single ghost yet +--- 636245521 +>>636245343 +All of the bosses you've beaten so far have ghost data, you just have to find them. +https://www.therockmanexezone.com/wiki/Bosses_in_Mega_Man_Battle_Network_4 +You're also gonna want to complete the C Slider and get some Unlockers, there's Mega chips in the Undernet (and also a Bug Frag Trader there and in Park). +--- 636245689 +Navis are real. We're almost there. +--- 636245839 +4 sucks +--- 636246051 +>>636245179 +Of course not. I had that shit for the Duo fight since it's the only way to speed things up in this game. +--- 636246597 +I just got to the part in BN1 (DS version) after you fight Stoneman, and the enemies in internet 2 and side areas are starting to get too fast and have too much health for me get good busting ranks on with my current chips. Before this whenever I found new enemies I grinded for a few of their chips for a while before moving on but I can't do that anymore. Do I need to move on with the story now and come back with stronger chips or do I just suck? Seriously, these rats and pinecones are kicking my ass. +--- 636246636 +>Every enemy has 200+ health now +Urge to Buster MAX rising... +--- 636246935 +>>636243450 +>>70% of chips being x+20 chips +You're supposed to abuse backed up data. +--- 636247057 +>>636227904 +BN had an unusual amount of insanely good songs. Like Classic and X have standout tracks but BN is a game where you hear the exact same songs hundreds of times while going about whatever shit and they manage to make some of them never get old. +--- 636247242 +>>636227904 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33CR9ab8RCs [Embed] +--- 636247267 +>>636246636 +>He still using canon chip + +Ngmi +--- 636247327 +>>636243147 +*husband +--- 636247356 +I still don't get why it's wrong to use Buster Max +--- 636247435 +This shit is pure KINO. Bless you Kojima for doing this crossover for your son's attention, even if your son is an ungrateful bastard and didn't care. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1goikjBx8Co [Embed] + +>>636247327 +That goes without saying. He is very cock hungry, but is focused on what is important. +--- 636247436 +Why hasn't Capcom made a new Mega Man series besides the mobile game shit? Back when Starforce came out, it was such a bizarre spin on Battle Network with an oddly designed Mega Man and it still did well enough to have three games. Same with ZX, it was a spin on Zero. Are they just completely out of fresh ideas for how to make something that could stand up to the existing series in the franchise? Nothing innovative enough like X adding dashing and wall jumps to Classic, Zero adding ranks, skills and cyber-elves to X (at least before X5) or ZX/A allowing you to change forms, or even Battle Network, Starforce or Legends with their entire designs? We got more Classic games not THAT long ago but it feels like they've given up on making anything new. +--- 636247483 +>>636247267 +It was from my Duo setup. I said I'm purposefully avoiding abusing AirHoc, so I just slotted in for GigaCannon3 as a good big chunk of damage to Duo. +Actually my whole thing was pretty much PAs. GigaCannon, HeatSpread, Piledriver, BeastFang2. +Slow, but at least enough damage. And Search Soul obviously helped. +--- 636247662 +>>636247356 +It just makes the game extremely easy. + +I've been using it for grinding and turning it off when I'm doing story and such. +--- 636247690 +Happen to roll Piledriver on the poor NormalNavi you fight for the headphones (who for some reason doesn't upgrade with difficulty I guess). +Almost felt bad. +--- 636247762 +>>636247436 +They're still mad at Inafune for forcing 2 Mega Man projects through and then quitting +--- 636247770 +So what's different between the collection and the original games? I've played most of the titles to full completion like 3 times except 1 (even then, that was twice because of OSS). +--- 636247847 +>>636247436 +Capcom's whole business model for Mega Man was to produce a huge amount of low-budget games for a relatively niche fanbase. They largely stopped making them after the DS died because the DS was the last system with development costs low enough for the strategy to work, and also because by that point they had whored out the series for long enough that it was doing measurable damage to the brand. +--- 636247881 +>>636247770 +It has all the content that was originally JP only and removed for international releases + +also, online play +--- 636247919 +>>636247770 +1-3 are not that much different, you get the chips that were Japanese event exclusive back in the day. + +4-6 you get to play with all the Japan-exclusive e-Reader cards to customize Mega Man, and 6 has the sidequest and a couple areas that were cut from the western release +--- 636247923 +>>636247847 +>tfw still ate up all the low-budget games they pushed out +>still want more +I guess I'm the problem. +--- 636248280 +>>636247923 +Relying on a niche fanbase isn't necessarily a bad thing, and Capcom's let the brand stay mostly dormant enough that most of the stink has worn off. By this point they could work more or less the same strategy with all the budget release markets on modern consoles and Steam, but they would probably have to build up teams capable of developing like that again from scratch. And it probably doesn't seem worth it when Monster Hunter, Resident Evil, and Street Fighter are still fountaining money. +--- 636248414 +>>636247483 +you're gonna have to get speedier clears once you start megachip hunting +--- 636248482 +>>636247483 +This is why Blue Moon will always be a superior version. Even without Protosoul, you still have many powerhouse Souls like Aquasoul, Metalsoul and Woodsoul they all can boost normal chip damage to 200-400 damage without having to rely on PA or full synchro. + +In Red Sun you're stuck with weak shitty PvP Souls like Rollsoul and Windsoul. Your only option for high damage is either Guts soul+Super Valcan or Seachsoul for PA and that's boring as shit +--- 636249141 +>>636248482 +>Windsoul +>shitty +please face the cube now +--- 636249153 +>>636248414 +I know that. I honestly don't know if I'll even try to get all the megachips fairly. The fact you have to random encounter ALL of them and the difficulty doing big fast damage in this game outside of multihit attack abuse, and the fact that I'm already this fucking tired of BN4 and I still have a whole other one to go through, all together makes me really think I may just say fuck it and Buster MAX the Omegas after I beat each one fairly once. +That's been my general rule throughout all of these. Beat them once normally, then it's fair game to Buster MAX as needed (if it'd be too annoying to do it without) for the chips cause I don't have all day to grind this shit out. +--- 636249435 +>>636249153 +how do you like all of 4's gimmicks that you can't bustermax through? +--- 636249456 +Have the developers said anything about post-release support? Eg. Unfucking the multiplayer/defragmenting the online modes (cross-play + lobbies).....fixing that one reward bug due to localization. +--- 636249475 +>>636248482 +Firesoul + Heatspread PA + Woodpowder * and Blkbomb all in in D code is stronk. You also get snake, grabrevenge, bighammer3, lifeaura, and duo. +Blackbomb with firesoul is a normal chip, you can run 4, and it does over 400 damage if you hit on a grass panel. +--- 636249793 +>play BN1 +>focus on chips with max damage +>ignore recovery and other non-damage chips +>steamroll the game and get all chips +>start with BN2 +>try same strategy till Quickman +>get filtered +What are some good builds in 2? +--- 636249993 +>>636249435 +What do you mean? The minigames? That's just usual gameplay. +If you mean virus gimmicks, I haven't really noticed that many this time around. I feel like 3 had way more viruses that you couldn't just Buster MAX out. Though once you got BreakBuster the only ones left were basically the Shadows and the Moles. Haven't noticed any Navi that don't seem MAX'able in 4 either. +3's time trials making Buster Max not allowed were pretty fun though. Mainly cause they were all easy to just keep running at and were clearly designed to be doable with the Extra Folders, meaning it all felt more of a fair test of skill and management than just finding the best combo to abuse. +--- 636250137 +>>636249475 +The problem with that strategy is that there is no grass stage chip in BN4 and woodpowder * is like super rare and you can't get it until much later in the game + +Aquasoul is still the king +--- 636250171 +>>636250137 +Firesoul comes with an auto-grass stage when you activate it +--- 636250313 +>>636248482 +Aqua and Wood can be strong yeah, but they take forever to get going with good chips. Until you get the good stuff your best chips are ElemIce/Leaf with breath/powder combos, every other easy access chip is garbage or requires a very precise combo like WhiteWeb. Metal Soul is basically guts soul but with a charge time and unless you're running a neutral megaman, it's better to use airhockey with Light normal mega for quick successive synchros. +Also you didn't mention Thundersoul which can stunlock Duo and other bosses, letting you set up any combo that you may choose. +--- 636250414 +>>636250171 +Yes, but that is one time use only. It's not so useful in boss fights since Firesoul can't double damage fire chip on its own +--- 636250471 +>>636249793 +Gater (Wind + Fan + GateMan) will shitslam damn near everything in the game. G is stupidly strong overall. R is also very good (the elemental Blades and Roll make for a nice folder to build around). +As for Quickman specifically, remember that the time to hit him is when he starts jumping around the field like a spaz. Nail him with Gutsman. If you feel like grinding DashAtk G, you can use GutsShoot (Guard + DashAtk + Gutsman) to end him then and there. +--- 636250606 +>>636243841 +Tohru a cute +--- 636250624 +>>636250471 +Neat, thanks. I figured that I should put a very strong focus on chip codes and combos. +--- 636250682 +>>636250471 +>DashAttack G +you can get *s very easily once you have normal dash attacks, those are good for machinegun punch too and just way more useful in general +--- 636250718 +>>636250682 +thought you needed custom style to get the * code +--- 636250791 +>realized i cant get Bugstop in Bn3 blue +fuck anybody able to trade me it. +--- 636250793 +>>636234651 +Back in the '90s and '00s you HAD to like games to be a games journalist. +--- 636250813 +>>636250718 +that shit is in 3 +S rank has a 50(?)% chance of giving a * chip on some viruses +--- 636250878 +>>636250791 +Why not? Bug style is in both versions +--- 636250954 +>>636250878 +when you level it up in blue you get darklicense instead +--- 636250956 +>in BN4 you can easily get Timebomb K and L early on from fairly consistent sources +>Literally can't get Timebomb J until endgame in game 3 unless you luck into it from higsby's chip trader +Who the fuck decided to do this? Was the Timebomb PA THAT OP to them? +--- 636251025 +>>636250954 +what does darklicence do +--- 636251083 +>>636251025 +it's how you get into netopia +--- 636251090 +>>636250954 +You should get both for doing 300+ battles. Doesn’t matter which version. +https://www.therockmanexezone.com/wiki/Style_Change_(MMBN3)#Bug_Style +--- 636251120 +>>636250954 +Are you sure? iirc you can get both bugstop and dark license since Bug Style can level up twice. +--- 636251172 +>>636250956 +Wanna trade? I have Timebomb J. +--- 636251243 +>>636251025 +https://www.therockmanexezone.com/wiki/NaviCustomizer_(MMBN3) +“Chips that need Hole to be used, can be used without it.” +--- 636251375 +>>636251243 +>oi you got a loicense for that chip? +--- 636251751 +Wowie +--- 636251828 +j-just.. eleven (11).. more... *cough* gutsman kills... and I'll f-finally... *wheeze* have enough bugfra- ACK +--- 636251883 +This really needs to go to a general. +--- 636252250 +>>636250606 +>>636251828 +You do have a complete standard chips set, right? +--- 636252628 +>>636251883 +nah +--- 636252820 +>>636251751 +Electopian girls can't compete with the Stacy Netopians! +--- 636252863 +>>636251883 +Because porn dumps, Twitter politic threads, /pol/ shitposts and gacha are riveting game discussions +--- 636252990 +>>636251883 +/mmg/ is filled with pedo posters these days + +They don't even care about Megaman +--- 636253187 +>>636251883 +Generals never discuss the actual fucking game. +--- 636253601 +>>636251883 +and you need to go to another thread + +fag +--- 636253747 +>getting up to 50 hours of playtime +>look at the last games I got a good amount of playtime +>Tactics Ogre Reborn +>Resident Evil 4 Remake +why are modern games so shit +--- 636253761 +Did anyone else think Protoman had the coolest design? +--- 636253801 +anyone have a completed MMBN 3 library on switch? +I want to compare libraries so I can move on to MMBN 4 already +--- 636253972 +>>636253747 +Lack of passion and everything being focus tested + modern game regulations + AAA games having bloated dev sizes and budget (specially marketing) +--- 636254020 +>>636238823 +where was Porno? +--- 636255884 +anyone willing to give a sonicwav w from bn3 white? I'm on bn3 blue and apparently the w code is white exclusive despite the trade quest also being in blue. I'm still in early game so I don't really have anything good to give in return tho... +--- 636255919 +Looking at the patch cards for MMBN4. Can you add multiple of these HP mods? If so, doesn't that give you thousands of HP? +--- 636256037 +>>636255919 +You can use one card of each letter code. I think there's HP boosting ones of different codes, so you can get pretty high. +--- 636256225 +>Heat>Wood>Elec>Aqua>Heat +Kino +>Sword>Wind>Cursor>Break>Sword +KINOOOOO +--- 636256308 +>>636255919 +yep, and yes, you can reach final boss omega levels of HP if you want. +The funniest part? The Hub.Batch navicust program is supposed to halve your HP as a side-effect, but for some reason it only halves your base hp without taking patchcards into account so I have over 3000 health even with it in. +--- 636256350 +>>636237664 +I haven't found anyone playing BN1, but it's probably the least popular game of PvP so I should expect that. +--- 636256368 +>>636252990 +>They don't even care about Megaman +Neither do BN fans. +--- 636256447 +>>636237664 +>he was finding anyone +Which game? +--- 636256464 +>>636256368 +It's true, I wish I had a Heel Navi. +--- 636256484 +>>636210590 +it's not completely dead, omori had a really soulful artbook that doubles as a full walkthrough with a bunch of new illustrations, i like when games put in that extra effort +--- 636256554 +>>636256464 +wait are you fucking telling me that those we're shoulders the entire time and not a shank directed towards you in the text portrait +--- 636256672 +>>636252990 +You can't even spell Mega Man right, go back to your spic general. They love the GBA garbage. +--- 636256769 +>>636256308 +MMBN4 suddenly seems very fun and PvP enticing. +--- 636257673 +>see new enemy +>immediately drop everything and grind 5 of each chip and code +>played for about 10 hours and have barely progressed +this game does not play well with my grinding autism. please tell me there are easier ways to get all these chips before I waste even more of my time on this. playing BN1 btw. +--- 636257952 +>>636257673 +In BN1? Unless you count savescumming the chip trader, not really. Although obviously shops exist so you may be wasting your time with some chips. +Later games eventually give you Collect (makes it so you can't get Zenny from battles) and LocEnemy (makes it so you only encounter the last battle) so hunting down chips is easier, plus you can't actually use 10 copies of every chip so you don't need to grind as many, but if you keep playing like this it'll probably take you like 300 hours to play the series. +--- 636258423 +>>636257673 +You're in for a rough time, since the best chip/code combos are usually Chip Trader only and not even dropped from enemies +--- 636259218 +>>636256672 +>Mega Man + +Boomer detected +--- 636259840 +>>636255884 +are you on steam? +--- 636259979 +>>636257673 +>>636257952 +Isn't there an achievement where you need every code of every chip? +--- 636260108 +>>636259979 + +Nope +--- 636260284 +>>636259979 +that would be fucking torture +--- 636260842 +>>636252863 +don't forget the 5 totk threads up at any moment +--- 636261330 +Cute asian girls are the cutest. Best girl Miyeon! +--- 636261334 +imagine being the kid who got the shit one +--- 636261359 +Now that Battle Network not only won, but super won, when is EXE getting into Smash with his grandpa Classic? +--- 636261513 +>>636261359 +>Smash +fuck that give me some fucking games crapcom +--- 636261559 +>>636261334 +being in the A slot , there's a lot less that you could use it for +The E slot is competing with like, charged shot replacements or something. Who wants to have some extra health when you could be firing off Thunder3s? +--- 636261626 +>>636261559 +>Thunder3s +sounds pretty shit deal +then again zaprings are shit as chips but great as buster attack +--- 636261690 +Should i even bother trying to grind early chips or should i just play normally and come back after a scenario or 2 so i can s rank to get chips easier later? For mmbm3 +--- 636261758 +>>636261690 +if you wanna grind to get some unique code folder going early, I say go for it +--- 636261823 +does bugstop stop the card bugs? +--- 636262256 +I do not hate any of the scenarios in MMBN1. +--- 636262364 +Finally platinum'd collection 1. God damn those 100% chip grinds take awhile. And it's going to take longer to do collection 2's. +--- 636262984 +>chip descriptions are so shit that you don't know what they do until you actually use them +I hate this. +--- 636263127 +>>636262984 +A nice, big cannon! +--- 636263183 +>>636262984 +I've never been able to use Counter correctly. +--- 636263341 +>halfway through 2 +>still haven't start a single 4 playthrough +perhaps it is time if evens +--- 636263462 +>>636263341 +let the dark chips flow through you +--- 636263615 +>>636263183 +Basically you can only use it during an enemy’s counter window. +It’s harder to use because usually you’d use a chip early to catch the counter, but since the Counter chip is instant, the timing can be tricky to memorize. +--- 636264515 +i just wanna be a background npc +is that too much to ask. just leave me alone. leave me with my 8 bytes, thats enough +--- 636264667 +>need swords for shadows +>need instant 100 damage for dominerds +I hate castle +--- 636265201 +if it came to it, would you top yourself +https://strawpoll.com/polls/NMnQ5VW70n6 + +a general, bn themed strawpoll +--- 636265538 +>>636262984 +So just slap it in your folder and test it out? Experimenting with new chips is part of the fun. +--- 636265650 +>>636264667 +uhhh hello? mister??? +--- 636265730 +>>636262984 +that's why dark chips are better, they're straight to the point +--- 636266463 +>>636265650 +>can get one +>it's L +I'd rather grind dreamswords next time thank you very much +--- 636266624 +>>636266463 +i mean lifesword also comes in L +--- 636266717 +>>636266624 +yeah but I had one sword L and wasn't gonna start grinding in the middle of a dungeon +--- 636266819 +>ameronger X translated to robo X +why +netonger X would tie in nicely to metonger Z too +--- 636267053 +>>636261690 +If you want to s rank the second gutsman fight you're going to need to grind a couple higher power chips. Some quick options are rockcube + airshot, custsword, and then your pick of high power chips. You can't fight gutsman v2 again afterwards so that's your only chance to S rank that version of gutsman. +--- 636267085 +>>636247436 +Their business model has shifted and now they're only interested in making massive costly AAA games that sell millions in the first week. Megaman just doesn't fit that mold, unfortunately. Meanwhile they're spending money on that obviously flop Exoprimal so really who knows exactly what they're thinking +--- 636267827 +>>636265650 +How the fuck were you supposed to know how this chip works? +--- 636267912 +>Tfw I swapped my wood shadow style for elec custom right before bass and alpha. + +My entire folder was built for gaiablade/sword so now I need to grind my ass off for a new folder or try to get wood again before I start s ranking the rest of the ghosts. +--- 636268024 +>>636267827 +That's the fun part! You don't! +--- 636268446 +>>636217184 +Hooray! Congratulations anon! +--- 636268809 +i momogra/moles so much its unreal +--- 636268813 +>>636253601 +My, fate is sealed. I have nnnnnochoice. +--- 636268963 +>>636264667 +I did put the one Slasher chip you get as registered chip during the castle. It works against Dominerd, Shadow, Spooky2 and Spooky3 viruses there. Also it works against the ProtoMan boss battle. +--- 636269050 +>>636267827 +The Japanese name is Iai Stance, which makes more sense for what it does imo. Makes the picture make sense too. +--- 636269213 +>>636217184 +It's more impressive that the case wasn't damaged. +--- 636269448 +>>636268963 +yeah and you only get one unless you gacha +--- 636269534 +>Bass GS +alright so I've got uhhhhh one northwind and one 2xHero + +now what +--- 636270896 +>>636269050 +>always thought he was wielding 2 lightsabers in the image +>it's actually just 1 sword in an iai stance +Bruh +--- 636271106 +>the only trophy you get for completing the library is only for BN1 + +Why? Farming for Navi chips is pure hell. +--- 636271241 +>>636267827 +IT JUST WORKS. +--- 636271291 +>>636269050 +fuck you now I want to use that garbage +--- 636272516 +Why is no one playing pvp in 6 on steam +I just want to test my busting skills against real players after emulating this series for two decades... +--- 636272998 +>>636272516 +probably playing vol1 or 4-5 +--- 636273031 +>>636271106 +encouraging you to look up rng manip +--- 636273065 +>>636273031 +there are rng manips for BN? +--- 636273467 +>>636273065 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW43xw4O1Ew [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmQFtmQx25A [Embed] +apparently yes, though only in the first game +--- 636275059 +IRL NetNavis shall be used to navigate the metaverse. I would recommend you, fans of the MegaMan Battle Network series, to look into it. +--- 636275212 +>>636272516 +most people are playing on switch diff --git a/v/636221727.txt b/v/636221727.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..52c064e3abb920b038509b3d9e95f97fa86a14d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636221727.txt @@ -0,0 +1,791 @@ +----- +--- 636221727 +Previous Thread: >>636075403 → + +>Post references and names in one post +>Keep it vidya origin +>No shitposting, if a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. +>Have fun! + +NSFW Deliveries: >>>/i/706274 +https://catbox.moe/ or alternatively https://litterbox.catbox.moe/ + +>Booru Collection +https://vidya.pics/ + +Drawing Books and drawing programs: +>>>/ic/drawing sticky: >>>/ic/1579290 +--- 636221748 +>>636221727 (OP) +--- 636221794 +Draw Gullveig throwing Kiran into a ravine +Like what I drew, but not as bad as mine. +--- 636221823 +Requesting Ms. Madd from Mega Man Battle Networks as a sexy Mime girl +--- 636221851 +Requesting Grimm from Black Souls with his anchor and a Runescape player character in full rune armor and wielding the barrelchest anchor complimenting each other's anchors. +--- 636222035 +Requesting Dia from World Flipper in a black tape bikini. + +>Image References +https://litter.catbox.moe/m5xxdp.png + +>Video Examples +https://youtu.be/L0zNJwBJ_II [Embed] +https://youtu.be/B_YIhRQuY9k [Embed] +https://youtu.be/hje9uvUXKQU [Embed] +--- 636222114 +>>636221748 +I'll also throw my version in, but it's not very good. +--- 636222178 +Requesting Judgement from Helltaker wearing a sexy dress with a lot of thick thighs and hips focus thanks in advance +--- 636222220 +Requesting Rouge the Bat losing to anal +--- 636222270 +Requesting my dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic drinking and dancing while Mission Control is seething and screaming at them all to get to work. +--- 636222342 +Requesting the Alex in Harlem meme with Wario as Alex and the rest of characters with 5-Volt, Mona and Jimmy T. +--- 636222454 +Requesting Squigly wearing a sling bikini at the beach +--- 636222460 +Requesting the my own clone meme with the Tarnished and his Mimic Tear summon. +--- 636222528 +>>636221727 (OP) +No deliveries? +--- 636222561 +Requesting Isabelle with her off model body wearing a tight fitting cocktail dress that shows off and emphasizes her big breasts and hips. +--- 636222607 +Requesting Banjo dressed as a priest while Game Over Gruntilda dressed as a sexy nun. +--- 636222832 +Requesting Carnifex from Underrail beating the shit out of the last vidya boss you fought. +--- 636222871 +Requesting May smoking a blunt looking really stoned with red eyes and listening to the Luniz on her classic Sony's Walkman +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me3CPl_i4C4 [Embed] +--- 636223051 +Requesting yamashiro takane and a enclave soldier sitting at a campfire together +Takane reference: https://files.catbox.moe/avubc0.png +Enclave soldier reference: https://files.catbox.moe/1c0989.png +--- 636223060 +Requesting a Rocket Grunt wearing only a skirt and her hat with pasties that are the Team Rocket emblem covering her nipples. +--- 636223117 +Requesting this comic parodied with Daisy and Rosalina. Have Rosalina thinking about Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi in the penultimate panel. Alternatively Ganondorf, Ridley, King K Rool and King Dedede. +--- 636223279 +Anchor Post +>>636102060 → +Ly enjoying Rayman's endowed package +https://files.catbox.moe/68jdzt.png +--- 636223452 +Requesting Nyakuza Hat Kid feeding a bunch of stray cats with some stolen milk +--- 636223569 +Requesting Miriam as a chef with her own TV cooking show. She does actual cooking in her game ranging from basic snacks to full course cuisines. +--- 636223649 +requesting ashley graham making this face +--- 636223665 +Requesting the Dryad from Terraria as a modern day green eco environmentalist, no vegan stuff though since she's supposed to believe eating meat is natural, just from organically raised farms of course though. +--- 636223668 +Requesting the panel on the right with Meopatra from Yokai-Watch +--- 636223762 +Requesting Jeanne D'Arc lifting her robes to flash her cross shaped pubic hair peaking through her semitransparent thong +--- 636223770 +Requesting Aisha dressed as a hula girl with the bikini barely able to cover her big titties. +--- 636223883 +Requesting Sierra sleeping on a bed hugging a giant pillow shaped like a cliche cartoon shaped bone. +--- 636223935 +Requesting Sunny Emmerich wearing the dress in the reference image on the right with an emphasis on her thick thighs and hips. +--- 636224101 +Requesting Alisa giving the GE1 protagonist a nursing handjob. +--- 636224431 +Just asking for a doodle of Sticks the Badger making fun of Whisper the Wolf because technically Sticks first canonical appearance was in the Sonic Boom comics. The first online issue that got posted by Archie Comics weeks before the game's release to preview the content of the new comic series and promote the show as well. +--- 636224608 +Requesting Yomi from Senran Kagura eating a burger, but the burger is just a bunch of beansprouts between two buns. +--- 636224684 +Requesting Modeus wearing Marika's outfit that shows off her busty and curvy body. +--- 636224702 +>>636221727 (OP) +Requesting little Mark surrounded by 10 Lyns in pic related. +--- 636224749 +Requesting Prez from Project Wingman having sex with Monarch in their cockpit. +--- 636224769 +Requesting clothed sex with Sekibanki from 2hu +--- 636224805 +Requesting lewd Mikan Tsumiki with unkempt armpit hair and bush. +--- 636224847 +Requesting the delete this meme with the Taken from Grim Dawn. +--- 636224902 +Requesting the Darkstalkes female cast as different styles of Japanese schoolgirl stereotypes. Asking for Sukeban and Kogal to be keep it simple but anything works, thanks. +--- 636225006 +Requesting Alisa from God Eater removing her bikini after realising she's on a nudist beach. +--- 636225161 +Requesting Shinobu as a futuristic cyber ninja. +--- 636225263 +Requesting these Koopa Girls shamelessly flaunting their assets +--- 636225307 +>>636221727 (OP) +I'm requesting the Great Elemental Lightning Queen from Atelier Ryza stepping on anon's face, or dick, like a dominatrix. If you can have her talking down to him at how pathetic he is that would be good too. There is literally no fan art of her that I can find. +--- 636225358 +Requesting the manga panel but with the protagonist from SMT Strange Journey flipping over the visor on his helmet. +--- 636225375 +Requesting Carol and Blueberry biting on each others arms, with Blueberry having a chunk missing since he is actually chewable bubblegum. Carol could also be blowing blue gum bubble all smugly in victory. +--- 636225451 +Requesting Garrett committing grand theft carriage that is ran by burricks instead of horses. +--- 636225605 +Requesting Raccoon Ami from Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled smoking a cigar like this +--- 636225734 +>>636221748 +big uragaan +bottom text +--- 636225748 +Requesting Double sticking her tits or ass out in front of the confessional booth window while an anon recounts his sins. +--- 636225827 +Requesting Rivet being princess carried by an anon. +--- 636225991 +Requesting Tandi rewarding the Vault Dweller with sex after rescuing her from the Khan raiders. +--- 636226180 +Requesting Street Fighter Decapre wearing Lucyna's outfit. Mask on/off doesn't matter. Please and thanks +--- 636226263 +Requesting Wii Fit and Ring Fit Trainer relaxing on the beach sunbathing in extremely suggestive bikinis that barely cover their naughty bits pubic hair is more than welcome + +>Some extra references +https://files.catbox.moe/95ucqi.png +--- 636226439 +Requesting the Cheshire Cat from Black Souls wearing the Egyptian outfit in the reference. +--- 636226512 +>>636225734 +Very sugoi +--- 636226792 +Requesting this short dance sequence with Din from The Legend of Zelda; Oracle of Seasons +--- 636226896 +>>636225734 +Neat +--- 636227070 +Requesting Orphea painting a Dickbutt graffiti +--- 636227160 +Requesting Ashelin wearing a tank top and dolphin shorts. +--- 636227425 +>only six deliveries last thread +it’s over +--- 636227562 +>>636227425 +Good +--- 636227620 +Draw cuddleable witches! + +>>636227531 → +Aradia from Night of Revenge +--- 636227704 +Requesting Miu wearing the costume on the right, either seducing Shuichi or being abused by Kokichi. +--- 636227715 +Make this vidya related. + +Was thinking about the Resident Evil Merchant: +https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Merchant +With boobs and ass belonging to Ashley and Ada or Jill and Rebecca +--- 636227858 +requesting cuddling with anon. +reference: https://files.catbox.moe/p7d8zy.png +--- 636228023 +Requesting Ilia from Zelda Twilight Princess, fully nude and doing a footjob with a shy / embarassed expression, like https://files.catbox.moe/jbfady.jpg (but nude) +--- 636228030 +>>636227858 +>My Little Pony reference outside of >>>/mlp/ +--- 636228094 +Someone please draw my man Mustang from Nikke he is just Fabulous and totally awesome +>Literally crated a Mafia, Yakuza and Triads with cute Nikkes +>All his Nikkes are THICC +>His theme song is just perfection +https://youtu.be/5VX6i6PKtlk [Embed] +--- 636228304 +>>636227620 +Why is she so ugly +--- 636228319 +Requesting the Maiden in Black on a bed wearing some sexy lingerie seductively beckoning the Slayer of Demons. +--- 636228374 +Requesting Na'el from Xenoblade Chronicles 3 in a vintage house dress. +--- 636228436 +Requesting Daena and the male protagonist from Legend of Mana getting married. +--- 636228709 +requesting literally anything that isnt porn for fucks sake +--- 636228747 +Requesting Hsien-ko and Q-Bee crushing Anon's head with their soft breasts +--- 636228756 +>>636227858 +Ponies outside of their board are a no-no. +--- 636228934 +Draw my wife please +--- 636229004 +>>636228709 +Draw Donkey Kong in a suit and tie +--- 636229090 +Requesting something like the comic on the right with Werehog Sonic from Sonic Unleashed and Lah from its movie, Night of the Werehog. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKSLCdNyU8 [Embed] + +Basically Lah looking scary with some black sclera eyes glowing bright purple and menacing and some ectoplasmic flames around her while trying to scare Werehog Sonic who is going through a corridor. Turns of that did not work because he actually finds her quite cute and attractive. Which makes her blush because she actually likes him quite a lot and loves werewolves +--- 636229096 +>>636228934 +Seth is better +--- 636229176 +Requesting Fado wearing a deku scrub onesie. +--- 636229196 +Requesting this meme with Lammy and Rammy +--- 636229208 +Requesting pic related with DK +--- 636229261 +>>636228756 +got alternate refs then? I like these ones. +--- 636229292 +Requesting Mohg being held in court with the Tarnished as the prosecutor asking Miquella where on the doll that Mohg touched him, also maybe as a joke have the doll be a miniature cocoon. +--- 636229408 +Requesting Mii Gunner in this outfit flashing her underboob +https://files.catbox.moe/zd0iwh.png +--- 636229502 +Requesting trainer beating his Sylveon. No need to draw the human itself, just some offscreen stick or hand, indicating intent, is enough, main focus on the pokemon. You can use some references from the animal/dog videos on how they react to raised hand, basically lowering themselves to the ground, trying to avoid . Artistic take and appropriation to the context applicable of course. Expressions and body language is the most important thing here. + +To make it clear: no gore, blood, explicit physical damage or torture. +--- 636229526 +Requesting Tamako from Mega Man Battle Network having sex in a hot spring +--- 636229607 +Requesting some foam finger action. +--- 636229649 +>>636229502 +What was wrong with >>>/vp/53740659, anon who is totally normal and well adjusted? +--- 636229743 +Requesting Lillia and Neeko making an ahegao face with a double peace sign +--- 636229905 +Requesting Daud and his assassin gang getting into a turf war with the Dark Brotherhood from the Elder Scrolls. +--- 636230013 +Requesting Diomedes from Ogre Battle 64 doing the Jojo Dio pose and wrry scream. +--- 636230220 +Requesting MeatCanyon's Peach. +--- 636230275 +>>636221748 +Nepcolored +--- 636230716 +Requesting Edward Teach (Blackbeard) doing the Medusa poses and in her outfirt, with a horrified Shinji looking at the display of his Rider servant. +--- 636230754 +>>636230275 +Cute +--- 636230779 +Requesting Monkey Shantae working at a juice stand or beach bar, bending over the counter with a sign over her head that says "ask about our new strawberry banana slam!" I'd like this to be a coincidentally lewd candid pic, not her posing and showing off her ass. Maybe just have her talking to Rottytops or dealing with a customer. +--- 636230856 +>>636229502 +You got this buddy +--- 636230878 +Requesting Justin completely naked, surrounded by a crowd of laughing people. +--- 636230912 +>>636230878 +But why? +--- 636230950 +any loli requests? +--- 636230951 +Requesting Rebel from Fortnite having her ass spanked causing sparks to pop-up from her hips +--- 636230989 +Requesting a dark wraith trying to hang out with a bunch of skeletons but they call him a phoney. +--- 636231002 +>>636229208 +This works with Cranky better +--- 636231057 +>>636230950 +Requesting Miranda and Poli in micro bikini +--- 636231328 +>>636230950 +Requesting mesugaki Saria +--- 636231354 +>>636230950 +Space Sketcher and Sparkeologist covered in suggestive body paint +--- 636231483 +>>636230275 +Got the uncolored? +--- 636231597 +>>636230950 +Requesting Paimon as a cute kogal with the school uniform the tan and all those things +--- 636231608 +>>636230950 +Requesting Nanako as a Twitch streamer with Yu strictly watching the chat and fans threateningly. +--- 636231620 +>>636230912 +If an episode of Dexter's Laboratory can do that, so can my request. +--- 636231807 +Requesting the Courier and Red Lucy out hunting mutated wildlife together and the occasional legion assassin squad. +--- 636231889 +>>636230950 +This meme with Momoko and Malin +--- 636232081 +>>636231483 +Yeah, I have it on my computer. +--- 636232171 +>>636232081 +I meant can you post it? +--- 636232258 +>>636232171 +--- 636232351 +>>636221727 (OP) +Requesting eleven as a sexy catgirl cutely meowing lovingly +--- 636232353 +>>636232258 +Thank you. +--- 636232396 +>>636221727 (OP) +Has it really been ten years? +>>>/trash/56254619 +--- 636232651 +>>636230950 +Penny losing her cold and venting because Ashley is way too much popular compared to her +https://files.catbox.moe/4qka5e.png +--- 636232720 +Requesting the pic on the right with Tiny Kong, namely the tight sports bra and smug look +--- 636232863 +Requesting Fenri Lunaedge from the Megaman Zero series but anthro and female. +--- 636233182 +>There are literally zero pictures of Koloktos from Skyward Sword on the entire booru +Requesting someone please fix this +--- 636233269 +Requesting a goth/emo Maya with the exact opposite personality of her usual 'lets think positive' attitude. +--- 636233276 +Requesting Agent 8 from Splatoon wearing a Light Suit from Tron Legacy + +https://youtu.be/a2GSlVX456Y [Embed] +https://youtu.be/YyoKXfBQgXw [Embed] +https://youtu.be/J0LN6jiTcoU [Embed] +https://youtu.be/DkTb7Pe2MtY [Embed] +--- 636233365 +Requesting Vyrn from Granblue Fantasy but female and busty (attached image is just for reference). +--- 636233474 +Requesting Ruto dressed as a sexy pirate. +--- 636233568 +Requesting the Valkyries from Clash of Clans symmetrical docking with a nice view of their cleavage or underboob +--- 636233838 +>>636230275 +Gamer patchouli knowledge +--- 636233895 +Requesting Devil Mom from Jack Box Party Pack 7 in some sexy workout clothes +--- 636233987 +>>636230950 +This but with ape espace yumi. +--- 636234016 +>>636233838 +Rude but true +--- 636234082 +Requesting a pale Arle Nadja lying dead in a coffin peacefully at her funeral holding a plushie. The coffin is surrounded by flowers. +--- 636234183 +Requesting Blood Omen Kain running a fake blood donation scam for easy free blood. +--- 636234242 +Requesting the pic on the right parodied with Azazel turning into Loremaster +--- 636234787 +Can someone redraw the surprised pikachu but as a pichu? +--- 636234848 +Requesting Painwheel having her ass spanked +--- 636234858 +Draw Ms Game and Watch as Blondie from The Good The Bad and The Ugly +--- 636234879 +Requesting a big titty Yukiko walking out of her Inn's hotspring in a small towel that can barely cover herself. +--- 636235049 +>>636234787 +--- 636235083 +JOHN FREEMAN from Half-Life: Full Life Consequences in Bob-Omb Battlefield from Super Mario 64 OR.....in the last game you played. +--- 636235138 +Requesting Caitlyn dressed as the right pic. +--- 636235232 +Requesting Adrasteia from Runescape getting fucked in the full Nelson position by a light skinned male, also preferably vaginal. +--- 636235248 +Requesting this image but with Pizzahead from Pizza Tower, make sure he's got a big ol' smile because it's weird when someone draws him with anything else. Also instead of a smiley face it's Pizzaface. +--- 636235250 +>>636230950 +Zeniselv? Wanna do trade? +--- 636235251 +>>636235049 +Whychu? +--- 636235320 +Requesting Rosalina winning a best butt competition against Daisy and Peach +--- 636235329 +>>636235049 +That's Raichu +--- 636235421 +Requesting Ranamon smugly facesitting an anon +--- 636235424 +Requesting Callie taking a picture of Marie and Three after she found them asleep on the couch because she thought it was cute, and then uploading it to the Squid Sisters official social media. +Bonus: It causes a PR shitstorm. +--- 636235494 +Requesting vidya in disparate scenarios. Three examples, but you do you + +Doomguy (DOOM) threatening Tom Nook and demanding payment for his rip-and-tear services in a level of Animal Crossing. + +Mario (Super Mario) throwing a red shell at a car and causing chaos in a level of Grand Theft Auto. + +Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) raiding Dracula's coffin and collecting valuable artifacts in a level of Castlevania. +--- 636235543 +>>636235251 +Yes +--- 636235618 +Requesting Vivian from Underrail having sex with the protagonist with them both hiding behind one of the lockers so they don't get caught by the other JKK agents. +--- 636235624 +Requesting Vex using her shadow as sofa while she sits down and watch The Outer Limits +--- 636235635 +Max and Victoria from Life is Strange in bed together while Chloe looks in pathetically through the window +--- 636235691 +Requesting Dagoth Ur as a video game streamer who is about to get himself banned for saying the N word. (N'wah) +--- 636235815 +>>636235049 +>>636235251 +>>636235329 +Not a new draw/delivery in case it wasn't clear. +--- 636235908 +A scientist from Half-Life 1 with his sleeves torn off and wearing his (ridiculous) tie around his head like a Rambo's bandanna. +--- 636235918 +Requesting Hate-Sex with Pirate Master and Risky Boots +--- 636236404 +Requesting the fan club girl from Rhythm Heaven with a fancy new idol outfit. +--- 636236898 +Requesting the manga panel on the right but with Danger Mario. +--- 636237508 +Requesting Carrie Belnades from Castlevania 64 after having been turned into a vampire by Dracula. +--- 636237907 +>it’s a pic on the right request +--- 636237948 +Requesting Doomguy wearing the Welcome Hell shirt. +--- 636238184 +Hey drawthread. Been a few months, but here i am. Requesting you draw who you think my waifu is. +--- 636238218 +>>636238184 +How about no +--- 636238262 +Requesting Monstropolis Aqua making a lewd expression with her sharp teeth and tongue competely visible +--- 636238271 +>>636238184 +doxxing people isn’t a game +--- 636238438 +Requesting Tasque Manager lewds. Thanks. +--- 636238461 +Requesting Yukie from Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines having wild heated sex with the male gangrel MC. +--- 636238582 +Requesting Nemissa from SMT Devil Summoner giving a titjob while Nagi is sucking on the cock between Nemissa's tits. +--- 636238772 +Where'd the one paizuri drawfag go? +--- 636238810 +Requesting Angel from The King of Fighters eating an order of street tacos at a roadside stand at night. +--- 636238817 +>>636238184 +Sir please leave right now +--- 636238863 +Requesting Lady Bow smoking a fat fucking blunt +--- 636238902 +Requesting Lucas from MOTHER 3 getting an autograph from Tintin +--- 636238946 +>>636238772 +That was bait dumbas >>636227858 +--- 636238986 +>>636230275 +Heyyy another nep and I didn't even request neat +--- 636239058 +>>636238863 +You don't even smoke weed do you? You come off as those try hard kids. +--- 636239221 +Requesting Splash Woman and Honey Woman bullying Rock Man +https://files.catbox.moe/0e6974.gif +--- 636239231 +>>636238986 +A good day +--- 636239310 +Requesting Zanik having wholesome sex with the World Guardian with them hugging and kissing. +--- 636239312 +requesting 7 Outis getting big and out of shape from stress eating +--- 636239392 +Requesting Daisy posing like the reference on the right showing of her abs. +--- 636239447 +>>636239231 +Artists slowly coming back drawing means we are healing. Widowmaker pov getting hit in the futa balls/bulge +--- 636239869 +>>636238184 +Is this lunatic soda? +--- 636239915 +Requesting Nelia wearing something akin to this while she talks to an off screen Champion(CoC 2's MC) in her Shop. + +Outfit ref: https://files.catbox.moe/ywxdjd.jpg +--- 636240131 +Requesting Lilith and Kid Dracula kissing behind a book +>ref +https://files.catbox.moe/wukgxc.jpg +--- 636240285 +i want to kill all drawfags +--- 636240359 +Requesting the smug face meme but with Fujikawa No Mokou from Touhou Project doing it +--- 636241005 +Requesting Vanilla wearing only fishnet stockings and pasties covering her nipples. +--- 636241541 +Requesting Black Souls Dorothy giving Grimm some magic lessons but then gets angry because Grimm keeps staring at her cleavage instead of paying attention to her lessons. +--- 636242359 +Requesting pov sex with Seong Mina from Soul Calibur with her big butt being grabbed. +--- 636243308 +Anybody want a shitty doodle? Just give me a character name and picture. Anything goes. +--- 636243486 +>>636243308 +Yuffie smoking weed +--- 636243604 +>>636243308 +Requesting Shantae trying a new hairstyle, an afro. +--- 636243716 +>>636243308 +Do you remember the opening scene with the couple from Pulp Fiction? requesting Luigi and Daisy assaulting a Denny's +--- 636243735 +>>636243308 +Monster jennifer from splatterhouse +--- 636243758 +>>636243308 +wakasagihime flopping on land +--- 636243816 +Requesting the Penitent One from Blasphemous rising from his grave with faithful Catholics praising and celebrating his return. +--- 636243856 +>>636243308 +Croissant Cookie ridding a stamboat through a sea of hot chocolate with an iceberg made of marshmallows +--- 636243864 +Requesting my MMO character from the game "Mabinogi" wearing her maid outfit, doing a pose like shes rushing and about to punch the camera/viewer, she can either be showing a sinister smile, a souless stare or be super angry, up to you. + +Non-ingame reference: https://imgur.com/GGhgzao + +Nothing lewd, please. +--- 636243937 +Requesting Gene taking a fat rip out of a bong while Elvis is stuffing his face with edibles. +--- 636243987 +Requesting Roll and Roll as street hookers +--- 636244083 +Requesting Drow Ranger from DOTA 2 big sweaty tits, a point of view from below showing her underboob and her sweatdrops going from her face down to her tits directly to her crotch +--- 636244092 +Got the line art for the Scorn Guy's done and will color them next. They're on the forefront of the picture for convenience and will be moved behind Dark Samus and her piano when complete. +>>636221748 +--- 636244280 +Requesting Deoxys doing the ayy lmao dance. +--- 636245076 +>>636243486 +--- 636245332 +Make shantae into an acid dropping flowerchild +--- 636245347 +>>636245076 +youfea +--- 636245665 +Requesting Angela wearing Samus' zero suit. +--- 636245975 +Requesting Knuckles arm wrestling Dwayne Johnson +--- 636246295 +>>636244092 +Anyway offer still stands if you upload the PSD i can try animating it +--- 636246381 +>>636243604 +--- 636246571 +>>636243716 +I have not watched that movie since I was like 7. Gimme an image ref if you want that +>>636243735 +>>636243758 +Gonna need a still image instead of a gif. +--- 636246765 +>>636231057 +liberties were taken +https://litter.catbox.moe/oigt4h.png +--- 636246817 +Snap her choker. +--- 636246930 +Requesting King Harlus from Mount & Blade Warband hosting a grand butter feast. +--- 636247013 +>>636246295 +I've kept the offer in mind and listed the individual Scorn Guys by when they should appear. : ) +--- 636248049 +>>636246571 +Here +--- 636248108 +>>636243856 + +>>636246765 +Nice +--- 636249025 +>>636246381 +>Filename +Kek +--- 636249720 +>>636238184 +Why post allbeatnik? +--- 636249748 +>>636248049 +>>636243735 +--- 636250057 +>>636221748 +>>636222454 +I suck at colors, so here you go +--- 636250178 +>>636250057 +Obvious footfag. Work on your hands. +--- 636250375 +>>636221748 +hmm, think i'll stop here then. here are all the doodles. gonna play vidya now +--- 636251064 +>>636238946 +sorry, accidental reply +--- 636251826 +Requesting Karin in a mecha suit like Sophia's, add a touch of her maid costume to the suit too if you like. +--- 636251839 +>>636230878 +No thanks kinnohfan +--- 636252353 +Requesting Rawk Hawk from Paper Mario as the founder and president of his mobile glass repair company. +--- 636253053 +Requesting Yaya Panda teaching Crash how to use nunchucks, but Crash is fooling around and ends up hitting himself in the face with them. +--- 636253484 +Requesting the Battletoads getting too close for comfort towards Reboot Dark Queen. +The Reboot Dark Queen, not the original one. Don't try to "fix" her design by giving her bigger boobs or an exposed cleavage +--- 636253690 +>>636221727 (OP) +Requesting Aether nursing a cigar while letting time fast forward just like VS in MGSV +--- 636253736 +>>636238184 +Is that you Mutahar? My guess is Asari from Mass Effect. +--- 636253921 +>>636230950 +Requesting Devilish Hairdresser lewds +--- 636253974 +Requesting Ganondorf losing a drinking contest against Jigglypuff. +--- 636254709 +>>636221748 +>>635768954 → +--- 636255070 +>>636221748 +>>636238262 +--- 636255630 +>>636254709 +>Big titty Harvin +Ruined. Great tits, but ruined nonetheless. +--- 636255838 +>>636251839 +Who? +--- 636256167 +>>636255070 +Awesome stuff there +--- 636257359 +>>636231597 +>>636231057 +https://litter.catbox.moe/74a9kw.png +correction +--- 636257584 +Requesting an 'evil' Zilyana that's redesigned to look more like a devil, maybe also try to make her look genuinely menacing instead of a generic sexy succubus as well. +--- 636260692 +requesting tifa lewds +--- 636263314 +>>636257359 +Paimon needs correction +--- 636263846 +>>636263561 +>>636227858 +Don't start with your drama shit Titfuckfag. +--- 636264098 +Requesting lewds anything for the record with the Dofus female Rogue. +--- 636264145 +Requesting my miqo'te groping m*qo'tefag with massive boobs! +Groping reference: +https://files.catbox.moe/y2951s.jpg +--- 636264525 +>>636263846 +Quick as a whip as per usual Botfag. Even if you are wrong l. +--- 636264595 +>>636264145 +Show unmodded cat you faggot. +--- 636264798 +>>636264595 +--- 636264873 +>>636264798 +That's what I thought. Now sit in the corner and think about your faggotry. +--- 636264890 +>>636264873 +Kek no +--- 636265260 +>>636264890 +Then show your unmodded cat, you filthy mod beast. +--- 636265305 +>>636265260 +this +--- 636265363 +>>636264525 +>Even if you are wrong +As he typically is, intentionally so. +--- 636265414 +Requesting a pair of Jet Set Radio girls sandwiching Beat between their butts +--- 636265595 +>>636231328 +https://litter.catbox.moe/nxsrx9.jpg +--- 636265713 +>>636254709 +based +--- 636266457 +>>636246765 +>>636257359 +Very nice job anon, thank you! They do not have lots of fanart this is more than welcome. +--- 636266478 +>>636265595 +this is really nice +--- 636266545 +>>636228030 +>>636228756 +>>636238946 +>>636263846 +Hey janny, mind getting rid of this mass of troll replies? +--- 636266560 +Do any good, self-respecting artists ever post in these threads? +--- 636266621 +>>636265595 +This is great! Thanks a lot I love that bratty look on her face. +--- 636266696 +Requesting wedding costume fairy leviathan +--- 636266698 +>>636266560 +Sometimes. None are regulars, of course. Those guys are nut cases. +--- 636266738 +>>636266560 +multiple have already. we get the rare commission tier artists aswell, even minus8 pops in sometimes +--- 636266969 +Requesting Kala from Indivisible inadvertently in front of Uranus looking back and blushing saying something like +>Hahaha I never heard that one before +--- 636267010 +REQUESTING Leon Kennedy getting a triple sloppy blowjob from RE4 Ashley, Warioware Ashley, and AndyandLeyley Ashley. +--- 636267658 +>>636255070 +The claws and teeth look pretty dope +--- 636267760 +Requesting Xiao naizuri +--- 636267816 +Requesting Barbara and Elysia smothering Rayman between their breasts +--- 636268269 +>>636267010 +Requesting RE4 and Warioware Ashley showing their cute feet like in your puc +--- 636269364 +>>636267010 +So has that VN's Dev stopped desperately shilling yet? +--- 636269432 +Requesting Nerd Rouge the Bat and Raj from The Big Bang Theory playing Jenga together +--- 636269630 +I'd like to see a chibi Arashi Spring holding a bag of chips and a bottle of cola like in the reference! +--- 636269735 +Requesting a Shygal blob. +--- 636269873 +Requesting Fleet wearing sexy lingerie. +--- 636270172 +>>636269873 +What game? +--- 636271769 +>>636238772 +Which one? You talking about me? +--- 636272465 +Requesting the image on the left, but it's Jam Kuradoberi doing the cooking. +--- 636272747 +Requesting The Weapon in a extremely tiny micro bikini that barely covers her teratits. Have The Weapon asking Master Chief if that swimsuit suits her. Cut to John's raging boner popping through his metallic crotch. +--- 636273000 +Requesting Makoto Niijima dressed as Artemis from Shin Megami Tensei V +--- 636273069 +>>636270172 +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1668290/Dungeons_of_Aether/ +--- 636273395 +>>636221727 (OP) +Requesting Postal Dudette +--- 636274604 +>>636273069 +Ah, thanks +--- 636274725 +NSFW artists. I kindly ask for some of your skilled work on her. +--- 636274787 +>>636248108 +Super adorable stuff anon! Nice scene as well diff --git a/v/636225156.txt b/v/636225156.txt index c69b293b38a1b2cbc6aae5f0cbf42ff8c7201472..81ed527d51f3baee74d48a449d94bfe220e60450 100644 --- a/v/636225156.txt +++ b/v/636225156.txt @@ -123,3 +123,789 @@ If you want a star ocean game give it a try. --- 636233696 >>636227852 >please stop having bad opinions about my game +--- 636234631 +>>636233351 +ZZZ isn't out yet. Star Rail is genshins daily live service format, but stripped down to it's bare bones with far less compelling exploration or combat. +I personally think that's for the better though because doing dailies in Genshin was such a hassle +--- 636234991 +>>636225156 (OP) +I don't know how suddenly it became okay to accept completely soulless chink ripoff garbage on /v/. I gave Star Rail a try and it felt like a game designed for 80IQ bugmen aping a bunch of anime tropes from shit I watched 10-15 years ago. I dread to think what kind of subhuman derives legitimate enjoyment from this garbage. Pure goyslop. +--- 636235064 +>tags: genshin_impact, 3D, video, rape, loli +This is how I play Genshin +--- 636235468 +>>636225516 +How baddly do you thing ZZtop is going to get censored? +--- 636236203 +>>636225156 (OP) +>all censored +How about none? +--- 636236258 +>>636236203 +What does censored even mean in this context +--- 636236336 +>>636236258 +That they covered the girls from previous designs? The same it's always meant +--- 636236340 +When will they improve their render (or how do you call it), this one already feels outdated. +--- 636236348 +>>636225156 (OP) +>left +censored +>middle +censored +>right +censored + +I just won't play your garbage chink shit man +--- 636236505 +>>636228394 +post your cock. post it. fucking coward. it would be funny if you posted your cock. haha i would even be funny if i got hard looking at it. haha ha post it now. do it. please +--- 636236510 +SR is good but I don't have the time to keep up. I also just really enjoy Genshin's world. Will give ZZZ a try but I don't think an endless cycle of TV puzzles and abyss hallways will keep my engaged. +--- 636236718 +>>636234631 +i agree. hsr is a lot less grindy. even traveler rank is easier to get up. im almost 40 and ive probably got 50 hours in the game. +on top of that, ascention material is a fuck ton better to get. +level up and relic shit is still annoying though +--- 636237003 +>>636225156 (OP) +chinks are winning minds and hearts and nothing good will come of it. +Eh, should I start learning Chinese... +--- 636237161 +Actions games aren't comfortable to play on mobile, so SR. Plus doing dailies on SR is pretty damn quick. +--- 636237443 +>>636236340 +You don't know what you are even trying to say +--- 636237602 +What is ZZZ supposed to be like? +--- 636238149 +>>636237602 +Honkai successor but even more braindead +--- 636238185 +>>636225156 (OP) +>honkai +has cute mascot creature npc, otherwise nothing interesting +>genshin +genshit +>zzz +never heard of it +--- 636238283 +>>636225156 (OP) +Does Star Rail let you skip dialog? I quit Genshin because of bloated cutscenes and boring quests. +--- 636238289 +>>636225156 (OP) +I love genshin's worldbuilding lore and environment and i enjoy the exploration and combat. + +Starrail's combat is too boring for me and it offers almost no other gameplay, the story may be good but I can't force myself to play something with shitty gameplay. + +ZZZ looks fun, willing to try it, although I barely have time for one gacha at a time, I can't see myself playing 2, especially as a f2p. I tried playing genshin along with another grindy MMO and couldn't keep it up. I like to play other games too and don't wanna spend all my gaming hours on grinding no matter how much I like the story and world. + +I think i'll just stick to genshin until the main story's done. I don't give a fuck about starrail. Might try some ZZZ because the gameplay looks fun but don't think i'll commit. +--- 636239206 +GUYS I FOUND THE RESIDENT EVIL HD REMAKE PLANETARIUM PUZZLE FOOTAGE + +S.T.A.R.S. ARE REAL +--- 636239901 +>>636236258 +chinks don't allow stomach, cleavage, etc. so the marketing strategy is to show that in the trailer, then the CCP inevitably says "censor that or your family will disappear", then they censor it for the final release +--- 636240062 +>>636225156 (OP) +None, they're all shit +--- 636240204 +my beloved wife +--- 636240387 +>>636231678 +fish KOK +--- 636240489 +none because gachas are trash +--- 636240565 +Isn't ZZZ instanced lobby like honkai impact? thats garbage +--- 636240778 +>>636225156 (OP) +Impact 3rd, although the story is pretty much ending and is setting up for Star Rail. +Not touching that one since turn-based gachas are a turn off for me. +--- 636241132 +>>636237602 +honkai with roguelite elements +--- 636243076 +>>>/vmg/ +why is this off topic spam allowed? +there are 3 genshit threads up right now +--- 636243376 +>>636225156 (OP) +ZZZ looks the most interesting desu +--- 636245279 +dropped genshit +playing star rail +plan to play zzz when it launches +--- 636245749 +>>636225156 (OP) +dunno the long run but for now genshin I completely dropped, star rail I'm actually enjoying this start of the game and been wanting to try ZZZ when they first announced, love the style of it +--- 636245905 +>>636231678 +She's transdragon, not transgender. +--- 636246320 +Something about the ZZZ aesthetic and setting feels really generic. If it wasn't for hoyos level of polish, I'd assume it was a different studio +--- 636246414 +>>636225156 (OP) +ZZZZ has no cunny so I'm skipping it +--- 636246474 +>>636226497 +>feminists company +>otaku +Please. +--- 636246592 +>>636232478 +F2p is <$10k a week CHUD +--- 636246681 +>>636246592 +f2p is 0 spent! +--- 636247207 +You're still free 2 play if you buy a gem pass and a BP and maybe a gem pack or 2 +--- 636247750 +>>636246320 +It was a unique design when it was first announced, but they delayed releasing this game for so long that the streetwear anime girl trope became generic +--- 636247852 +>>636247207 +no! you bought for a pass you spent, it's literally the opposite of free! +--- 636247936 +im definitely quitting star rail, comes nowhere near as good as genshin in terms of atmosphere for exploration. like 5 secs inside genshin is 100x better than anything star rail has to offer +--- 636248076 +>>636247936 +>like 5 secs inside genshin +MHMMM +--- 636248083 +>>636247936 +Maybe I've been playing genshin for too long but star rail is very welcome to me with the auto battle and more fun dungeon mode. +--- 636248131 +>>636247852 +Not him but I got 2 packs for free with google pts. +--- 636248176 +>>636248131 +what's google pts? +--- 636248210 +>>636248176 +Play points +--- 636248229 +>>636248176 +google points these nuts +--- 636248230 +When does zenless zone zero come out? Those webms always intrigue me but I can never be fucked to look into it at all, I thought it was coming out soon +--- 636248259 +>>636248210 +what do you have to do to earn em? +--- 636248343 +>>636248131 +Don't you have to spend to get the points? Like the coins system in the nintendo switch shop? So it's literally paid but on a discount system +--- 636248461 +>>636248259 +ah apparently it's not a thing in Canada. +--- 636248656 +>>636225156 (OP) +Will they censor ZZZZ? +--- 636248727 +>>636248076 +and in 5 seconds inside star rail you see how limited and worthless the experience is +>>636248083 +autoing isnt a new thing and that dungeon mode is pretty awful, its just rng and text boxes with buffs, most the load screens and rooms are worthless, why not have 1 seemless area with random events that happen? its just, 2 mobs, or 1 mob, and 1 prompt afterwards its really lazy +--- 636249223 +>>636234631 +>genshin +>compelling combat +You literally just hit E and Q until you win. It's literally no different. Hell, Genshin is worse because most encounters end in one Q. Play a real action game fag. +--- 636249491 +>>636225156 (OP) + +i like genshin but i kinda got hooked on star rail +i wish i could quit, i don't like the combat or anything other than a few characters, some funny dialogue and the music. + +How do i quit star rail? +--- 636249572 +>>636249491 +The loop in star rail is pretty fun and you can do all your daily shit in like 5 min. Genshin can be a slog with the annoying commissions. +--- 636250168 +Pela +--- 636250256 +>>636250168 +Stinky fujo +--- 636250371 +>>636248259 +Switch to us store. Install games for free pts. Weekly click for free pts. 100pts=1 bux +--- 636250418 +>>636225156 (OP) +out of those 3 paimon is the most fuckable +--- 636250425 +>>636248343 +Nope +--- 636251347 +>>636246320 +It lacks loli that's why. +--- 636251398 +>>636225965 +I wonder if Genshinfaggots will realize how shitty their combat is compared to Z3 or HI3. +--- 636251846 +>>636249572 +it depends, if you have enough to level up your shit or do they leylines sure, but it's a gamble. + +And sometimes boring, as it's just autobattle +--- 636251913 +The only thing i really want from star rail is the ability to change your main stat on your artifacts. +--- 636252165 +>>636225156 (OP) +Top reminder +--- 636252553 +>>636248656 +Its China so yes +--- 636252678 +>>636231678 +A new challenger arrives! +--- 636253254 +>>636236258 +It means a excuse tendies use to remove competition +Meanwhile if you open a Atelier waigus threads they spam cado +--- 636253528 +>>636235468 +ZZZ already censored stuff since their first trailers. +--- 636253750 +>>636231678 +Nice try fag +--- 636254374 +>>636225156 (OP) +Am I the only one who think Star Rail has bad character designs? Except maybe the Illya-lookalike, everyone just kinda blend together. +--- 636254587 +Is ganyu worth rolling for? I wanna save my primos for kazuha, klee and the folcalor characters. +I'm at 60 roll with my next 5 star as a guarantee +--- 636254831 +>>636225156 (OP) +Genshin +--- 636255016 +>>636254374 +This has been bothering me too. Another thing is bad facial animations. +--- 636255228 +Already decided against playing ZZZ because of all the furshit. I'll stick with the other 2 for now. +--- 636256195 +>>636228269 +Easter eggs are just easter eggs. Personally I can't really see how Genshin could possibly be relevant to Star Rail. Genshin is incredibly closed off. +--- 636256196 +>>636225156 (OP) +Star Rail is just ok, I don't see myself playing after I finish doing the main story + some quests. I like the exploration aspect of Genshin and HSR doesn't have that, it's just corridors and turn based combat ad infinitum. +ZZZ I'm not interested in because I don't like the aesthetic, too much furshit, it's a lobby game and I don't like roguelikes. I'll still play it for a week or two on release. +--- 636256431 +>>636225156 (OP) +Waiting for ZZZ. It looks like Hades, but with cute anime girls. Too bad it's gacha. +--- 636256598 +>>636225156 (OP) +I missed the boat on genshin and feel like its not worth getting into at this point but am really enjoying starrail, i'll probably just be a storyfag and log in for content updates though because my gacha-fu is already Grey Raven +--- 636256641 +>>636256598 +>i'll probably just be a storyfag +>in a fucking gacha +But why? +--- 636256714 +>>636256641 +So far Starrail is classic '4 niggas in a line' jrpg with gacha on top so its very enjoyable, but jrpg for its own sake without the story probably isn't that interesting +--- 636256717 +>>636225156 (OP) +I'm commited to suicide +--- 636256760 +>>636256641 +NTA, but it makes more sense than grinding to just see numbers go higher. You can do that by playing the fucking Windows Calculator. If gacha has no nice story and/or art to attract the players, it got nothing. +--- 636256808 +Starrail makes me think that Genshin is almost definitely not gonna have much connection with Honkai at all. Starrail isn't hiding anything in regards to its connection to HI3. Genshin, on the other hand, seems to be a totally closed system. +--- 636256938 +>>636256808 +I think they'll probably make some other unrelated genre attached to genshin, DESU i'm really happy to see such polished products, like the gacha money is actually being put to work unlike western excuses for 'games as a service' +--- 636256961 +>>636225156 (OP) +>was looking forward to ZZZ +>censored into the ground because China +The last bastion of sexy anime girls has fallen... +--- 636257006 +>>636225156 (OP) +--- 636257023 +>>636256938 +I dunno. They might make something that takes place in the same universe, but Teyvat seems to be totally isolated. +--- 636257106 +>>636225156 (OP) +Genshin is still their best game. +I'm trying Star Rail but I am already thinking about dropping it. +--- 636257117 +>>636257023 +I guess Starrail just shows that it's not off the table which is neat, all we really know is they won't cannibalize themselves and have infinite money to polish +--- 636257213 +>>636257117 +I just kinda feel like there's almost no chance that anyone on Teyvat is gonna leave the planet anytime soon. And I also don't think Teyvat's gonna be receiving an influx of Descenders either. +--- 636257225 +>>636251398 +You Honkeks are fucking delusional. Honkai Impact is nothing but quick time event shit with obnoxious animations. It's mobile garbage, through and through. +--- 636257548 +>>636254587 +If you don't mind the aimed bow gameplay, Ganyu is always worth it. She is only really a little slow for bosses, but rapes everything else with no effort. +Use a freeze team with a Hydro unit+Anemo+Diona for maximum effect. +--- 636258140 +>>636225156 (OP) +I play Genshin, I'm not interested in Star Rail and I'll play ZZZ. +--- 636258358 +>>636256598 +Nanamech soon I'm so excited. You could probably play both of these easily though since they don't really take a lot of time +--- 636258364 +>>636257225 +Success doesn't mean quality, Genshit's gameplay is objectively below HI3 +--- 636258782 +>>636256598 +>missed the boat +how? missing characters/skins? +--- 636258858 +>>636258358 +I only started Grey Raven recently-ish so i still have a tonne of story to go through (just got past Kowloong which was fucking BASED) +--- 636258952 +>>636258782 +I don't feel like watching 2 years worth of story events on youtube because they removed all of it from the game and also the just overwhelming map size all at once, starrail is much more approachable especially because i know i haven't missed out on anything +--- 636259069 +I play Genshin with mods and I will also play Star Rail with mods once they start coming out. I'll play ZZZ whenever it finally comes out. +--- 636259136 +>>636258952 +there's like one, maybe two events that were relevant to the story, most of them are filler SoL that only offer characterization, so you might as well only watch them if you care about said character +--- 636259228 +>>636259069 +Can't wait for mods to switch Svarog and Clara's models +--- 636259416 +I heard Genshin is cuckshit. +Is it really a cuck game? +--- 636259570 +>>636259416 +Not only that it's also a tranny game +--- 636259574 +>>636259136 +But what if i want to care about those characters, cutting content from games entirely should be illegal, i want to play the game for the story not watch youtube +--- 636259598 +Trailblazer's autism and madness is due to not having a child of her own to love and care for. Motherhood is its own reward for Loom. +--- 636259741 +>>636259228 +I don't think that's going to work, anon. +--- 636259804 +>>636259598 +No her secret backstory is shes a literal trash panda in human form +--- 636259942 +>>636259598 +>Aethers onahole is Looms child +THE DEEPEST LORE +--- 636260360 +>>636259416 +It's also a fujo game. +--- 636260662 +>>636234631 +star rail has a better story and characters imo than genshin. kafka is already better than any of the turds shat out with the fatui harbingers +--- 636260746 +>>636259574 +it's not like they don't have enough screen time before that and it's not that much content really, the strong aspect of Genshin is exploration, a new region is coming in like 3 months or so +I would say to give it a go for a bit if you're interested +--- 636260891 +>>636260746 +I already outlined why i wasnt though, open world collectathons are a huge downside by themself +--- 636261252 +>>636260891 +yeah, I can understand, it has 300h+ of pure content these days, when it first launched, that's exactly what I wanted from it though, the same thing happened with star rail, now I'm waiting to at least get to Trailblazer Level 40 so I can clear more SUs +--- 636261531 +>>636259069 +What are the chances of these mods releasing for SR? Also is it really impossible to get banned for these? I'm scared of downloading them but really want thick anime bitches... +--- 636261558 +I'm playing both and you can't stop me +--- 636261567 +>>636231678 +>>636252678 +>pastel colors are for trannies +Next thing you're gonna tell me is that rainbows are for faggots +--- 636261793 +>>636248656 +CCP will not even approve of its release until it fits their standards. +--- 636261980 +>the game was released on April 26th +>however according to Chinese Lunar Calendar it's the 7th day of 3rd month +>but wait there's more +>Heroine of the first game made by founder of Mihoyo, "the Legend of Saha", was named Misei Nanatsuki (Misei also read as Yayoi = jp for March), Nana = 7 +>In that game Nanatsuki was reborn under Mountain Sumeru after 500 years of her death to collect pieces of her soul back and take revenge on gods who fucked her up + +Kino 20 years in the making +--- 636261996 +>>636261793 +Wasn't it being developed by Mihoyo's daughter studio off-shore in Singapore or something? +--- 636262138 +>>636225156 (OP) +Gave up on starrail after the first equilibrium test. Too much of a stats grind and a lot harder to cheese. I saterted a new F2P genshin account instead and it feels LOTS better than starrail. + +Also the writing is cringe for chuuni retards. +--- 636262313 +>>636261980 +You are an idiot +--- 636262331 +>>636261996 +and they plan on not releasing it in China? +--- 636262409 +>>636262313 +No you +--- 636262490 +>>636262331 +Can't they just publish different versions for China and for global audience? Like, if you mean censored outfits and characters models, small stuff like that, then I don't see why that would be impossible. +--- 636262554 +>>636262490 +They could but Chinese players would get mad +--- 636262585 +>>636262554 +Fuck Chinese players. If they want uncensored anime tiddies - they should go and overthrow CCP. +--- 636262718 +>>636254374 +Yeah it's generic cosplay level scifi character design. The characters clothing don't even look anywhere close to the place the character is from. +--- 636263125 +>>636262585 +Are global players willing to resort to terrorism and death threats for their gacha PNGs? I think not. China wins again +--- 636263297 +>>636263125 +Win what? Censored garbage? Fuck Chinese players. Mihoyo should just move their offices out of China entirely. +--- 636263591 +>>636262138 +You lave my nigga findi out of this +--- 636263693 +>>636262718 +I don't really care it looks cool to me and i like cosplayers +--- 636263991 +>>636263125 +Its not even "china" , china has their own feminist group that got gov to censor. You aint fighting poo bear. You fighting some bitches nagging gov into compliance. +--- 636264085 +>>636263693 +But it cosplay would look so much better if it wasn't designed by 13 year olds. +--- 636264168 +>>636261531 +The same folks that mod Genshin are working on Star Rial mods as we speak since the 3dMigoto also works for it. There's actually already an early one to hide your UID that'll get updated later. As long as you steer clear of actual cheats that change stats on the main server and don't go posting screenshots with your UID on HoyoLab, you'll be fine. Just stick to whatever 3DM allows like skins, UI changes, transparency removal, expanded map with custom markers, etc. + +In other words, the only surefire way to get banned is to be absolutely retarded. +--- 636264331 +>>636264085 +I think thats a subjective opinion, I like how they look and don't like simple designs in my jrpg's +--- 636264405 +>>636264085 +Right. The cosplay should be WORN by 13 year olds +--- 636264441 +>>636263297 +less censor - higher age rating - less audience +--- 636264487 +>>636225156 (OP) +the one that has gameplay +--- 636264493 +>>636264168 +Can you spoonfeed me a bit? Where would one go to find these mods and how to install them exactly? I'm mostly interested in thicker but still clothed designs, don't want to affect anything gameplay wise probably. +--- 636264510 +>>636264441 +I'm over 18 y/o. Not my problem. +Kids shouldn't be allowed to play games with in-game purchases in the first place. +--- 636264539 +>>636254374 +>>636262718 +Yeah. When /v/faggots make up things to hate about China they invent retardiest shit possible. +I'm surprised theres no Taimanin square pasta on shill menu. +--- 636264547 +>>636264441 +Her space-ice form gave me fucking diamonds holy fucking shit +--- 636264583 +>>636227672 +>1 inch of skin covered +literally unplayable +--- 636264646 +>>636264510 +say goodbye to free games with microtransactions then? +--- 636264716 +>>636264510 +>game is full of lolis and hourglass cows with massive udders +>I SAID MOREEEE! +Just fap already. +--- 636264751 +>>636225156 (OP) +Personally I find star rail to be better than genshin because it's more bite-sized, let's me auto the daily gacha chores and generally feels less grindy. Also I like 4 niggas in a row. No idea what to think of ZZZ at all to be honest. +--- 636264809 +>>636264646 +Make it all games with microtransactions and we have a deal. +--- 636264832 +>>636264646 +I couldn't wish anything more. Death to gachashit. I'd gladly pay for b2p games. +--- 636264839 +>>636227672 +Is it same shizo every thread? +--- 636265095 +>>636227672 +Hello?????? +--- 636265192 +>>636264646 +anon the paypig whales are 25+ with jobs and no family. Kids dont get to waste 100k on games. +--- 636265250 +>>636264809 +make it? heh, any modern AAA consoomer game already have them +>>636264832 +well go and play then +--- 636265604 +>>636225156 (OP) +Trannychink general btw +--- 636265659 +>>636227672 +Based +--- 636265664 +>>636264493 +3DMigoto: https://github.com/SilentNightSound/GI-Model-Importer/ +Mods: https://gamebanana.com/games/8552 +Instructions are down below as you scroll on the github page but basically, get the one for playing mods, extract the mods you want into the right folder and check the config file in there to make sure it has the right location. Only one mod for each character at a time. Open the program before going into the game. If you wanna be extra safe, go into the game normally first to check for updates. if there are some, let it rock til file integrity check finishes, then exit and open 3DM and go in with mods. You can change mods while you're playing and press F10 to reload them on the fly anytime. + +There's a Discord channel on the GB page where you'll find where most mods are made and a lot of mods that don't get put on GB. You won't find loli stuff there anymore, though. They purged it all. There's a different "hidden" one for those. + +If you want good thick mods, Hazeker and Melodiq are the go to guys for their mods, but there are some other hidden gems, too. +--- 636265689 +>>636264547 +wasn't it just ana shariac +--- 636265759 +>>636265689 +Anon, only a few of us have actually played HI3rd. Most people will think everything is brand new and have no idea of it's origins. +--- 636266075 +>Mihoyo was founded by three self-proclaimed otaku +>their first project was something named after Misato Katsuragi +>Character named Seele (that no one can pronounce properly) +>The Asuka character collab + +Evangelion collab with Star Rail when +--- 636266208 +>>636265689 +>>636265759 +>almost 0 fanart +what gives +--- 636266260 +>>636266208 +filler arc please understand +--- 636266513 +>>636225156 (OP) +I dropped Genshin 4 days in during release but really enjoying Star Rail somehow. + +ZZZ looks interesting but I'm not sure if it's for me +--- 636266604 +>only upcoming character for the next 2.5 patches is a 4* cat +it's hoyover +--- 636266737 +>>636227672 +there should be a global decensor mod desu +--- 636266868 +>>636264168 +where do i get these, is there a modpack +--- 636266998 +>>636265664 +All cunny mods are on atf and pixiv fanbox +--- 636267076 +For me it's still Genshin. I'm giving SR a month to see if I stick with it. So far so good, but who knows how "end-game" will feel. I'll do the same with zzz when it comes out. +>>636246320 +Because it's generic near-future urban sy-fantasy animu like all the other chink gachas (and as many jap and gook anime that have a similar setting). I'll take it for zzzzz, but it really pissed me off in HI3 when they did that for PE. +--- 636267171 +Which one is the most generous with rates above 1% for the highest rarity? +--- 636267216 +>>636267171 +lol +--- 636267259 +>>636225156 (OP) +Gachashit is bad. +--- 636267523 +>>636267171 +guardian tales. game reminds of snes zelda and was quite fun for a while +--- 636267628 +>>636225156 (OP) +I want to play genshin but paimon annoys me so much I can't stand it +Going to try star rail soon, hopefully there's no fucking paimon in it +--- 636267892 +>Star Rail gets an in-game collab before Genshin +--- 636268131 +hoyoslaves be like +>why yes .6% gacha rates and every character being limited is fine +--- 636268189 +>>636225156 (OP) +I will never play chinkshit. +--- 636268772 +>>636268189 +I see you in every thread. Get a hobby. +--- 636268818 +>>636268772 +That's funny, I see you making worthless chinkshit threads every day as well. +--- 636268884 +>game is unironically cucking the player + +Not even a single girl is for (You) +--- 636268910 +>>636266998 +Not "all" of them. There are others not released on either as well. Though, a decent chunk of the Fanbox ones can be found on Kemono if you search. +>>636266868 +These two specifically? The Knight Aether is on the main modding DIscord and Shortstack Nahida is on Hazeker's Gumroad for purchase here: https://hazeker.gumroad.com/l/shortstackllk + +Haven't foudn the NSFW one, unfortunately, but I lurked enough to find the SFW one. Here: https://files.catbox.moe/dxnl6t.rar +And here's the Aether mod, too: https://files.catbox.moe/i5z0pj.rar +--- 636269098 +>>636268818 +Caught you red handed, faggot +--- 636269176 +>>636269098 +lmao, I'm sure I'm the only one on 4chinz using gigachad meme pictures, schizoid +--- 636269182 +>>636254374 +Herta (best girl) is the only design I really like and it's almost entirely because of the doll joints, everything else is either too bland or too over the top with the stupid asymmetrical heels/boots/shoes. +--- 636269207 +>>636269176 +It's over, you've been exposed. +--- 636269331 +>>636225516 +>Cunning hares +They know their audience. +--- 636269385 +>>636269182 +You can spot Hoyo designs a miles away. I mean, it doesn't look bad but it also doesn't catch your eye once everyone has the same over the top design. +--- 636269418 +I think Herta SUCKS +--- 636269579 +>>636269418 +nice eggs for the earring PRINCESS +--- 636269632 +>>636268131 +>start playing other gacha game during it's anniversary +>get over 40 units I'll never use +ah, so much better! +--- 636269789 +Would (YOU) eat a Nurgle fruit with her? +--- 636269896 +>>636269385 +Genshin designs more often hit the right middle ground IMO, nice color schemes but not too over the top in design. Clothes that doesn't look like it'd be annoying as hell to get on, stuff that someone might actually wear. Maybe I'm just fonder of the setting overall so clothes that sorta fit it mesh with my taste better. A big part of it is probably my love for all the Electro girl and hags too though, way more girls in my strike zone. +--- 636269998 +>>636239901 +>chinks don't allow stomach, cleavage, etc +Is this really true? +--- 636270067 +Time to lay down and rest for a bit. For those that take the jump, happy modding. +--- 636270104 +>>636269998 +Yes, look at this example. +--- 636270264 +i play Genshin n Star Rail, if i had to pick i prefer Star Rail, love me a classic 4 nigga's in a row game, and it has a fun roguelite mode that gives you something to do when all your daily shit is capped. +--- 636270458 +>>636270104 +I already saw Himeko in Star Rail and her cleavage virtually doesn't exist. You can't fool anyone shill. +--- 636270556 +>>636270067 +>turning nahida into a midget hooker +--- 636270565 +What am I supposed to do in that odd spot of genshin where one team is almost done but I still need to level my second team? Like I want to put one to the test but abyss requires two teams. +--- 636270598 +>>636254587 +It depends mostly who you have, but not really. Freeze takes multiple 5 stars and isn't all that strong, melt means running Xiangling and Bennet, and ganyu melt is weaker than any flavor of international you could run. +--- 636270601 +>>636231678 +Kokomi and March are women, you are a retarded gay man. +--- 636270660 +>>636225156 (OP) +I just tried out Star Rail to try it out but I ended up rolling the heal loli everybody said it's great so I guess I have to put some time in now to pay respect to the gachabros who didn't roll her. +--- 636270710 +>>636270565 +Just do as much of Abyss as you can, I've been playing on and off since release and I've still never finished it. Don't care enough mine artifacts for months to get a single roll more an abyss cycle. +--- 636270912 +>>636225156 (OP) +None because they're all trash. +Genshin has some quality art and porn tho. +--- 636271319 +star rails is literally a genshin reskin +I will wait for ZZZ since at least the characters look fappable in that +--- 636271485 +>>636270660 +bro, she is...healing more than Natasha or what? kek. +--- 636271530 +>dude check out these mods they're so dope +>nigger proportions on female characters +Every time, get some taste retards +--- 636271532 +>>636266513 +>more on model than star rail +--- 636271551 +playing star rail until zzz drops +--- 636271602 +>>636270660 +I unironically rerolled 50 times for Bailu and didn't get her, decided to take the L and keep using my original account till I reach the 300 roll pity that lets me choose her +--- 636271742 +>>636225516 +i play for she +--- 636271804 +>>636271742 +Aokaku, my beloved... +--- 636271859 +>>636254587 +Looking at it purely from the perspective of account power, there are only a handful of 5* that are "worth" rolling for. You're looking for both power and flexibility. Look at, for example, Itto. He's not a weak unit like say, Dehya, but his only good team is Itto/Gorou/Albedo/X, which is incredibly narrow. + +Compare that to, as an example, Zhongli. One of the strongest defensive characters in the game, and the most flexible. Any team with a flexible elemental pick (which is most of them), can run Zhongli and will almost always be better for it. + +That means if you care about account power, the list of 5 stars you want to prioritize is pretty short. Shogun/Nahida/Kokomi/Zhongli/Kazuha/ and Yelan all show up in multiple teams at the top of the power curve. +--- 636271903 +>>636225156 (OP) +the 4 niggers in a row one +--- 636271994 +>>636271532 +Imagine if they followed her HI3 proportions. +--- 636272063 +>>636225156 (OP) +My backlog. Had enough of this chinkshit. +--- 636272183 +none of them, I play genshin whenever I'm between single player games. I played a little bit of star rail but I'm holding off until i make significant progress in genshin. +--- 636272195 +>>636271742 +this is the one I want to impregnate the most for some reason +--- 636272325 +My wallet. +--- 636272335 +>>636271994 +Sorry bro that's too sexy for our twitter game +--- 636272408 +>>636225156 (OP) +>genshin impact +Don't care about weebslop medieval fantasy isekai trash, most designs cater to pedophiles +>honkai starrail +Same as genshi except space fantasy flavored instead +>ZZZ +Finally something that has my interest, a little neofuture brawler is one thing i crave,the moment i see gacha predatory shit however i'm out +--- 636272423 +I'd say that the most obvious thing that Star Rail models have over Genshin is that NPCs can actually be a little more varied. +--- 636272720 +>>636272408 +im trans btw +--- 636272794 +Getting nothing but cones from a roll is somehow even more deflating than getting nothing but weapons in Genshin. +--- 636272876 +>>636272720 +Kill yourself nigger, that'll be the only way you stop the trannies from living in your head rent-free +--- 636273086 +>>636234991 +phoneposters, unironically +--- 636273230 +>>636272423 +eh, wonder if its on my end but npc faces look really blury thanks to low resolution, tiny eyes, tiny mouths and everyone wearing glasses +--- 636273350 +>>636271994 +the twin peaks of mt taixuan +--- 636273387 +>>636271530 +No one likes easily snapped twigs, anon. +--- 636273567 +Playing Genshin and Star Rail, but I'm not sure I'll stick to the latter that much, the 4 niggas gameplay feels a bit stripped down with only 1 basic attack and 2 specials. Not that Genshin is all that complicated, but I'm really missing a baton pass mechanic or mid-fight party switching, or even just a fucking Guard or Items command. +--- 636273735 +>>636258364 +Even you yourself don't believe this bullshit, come on. +--- 636273901 +>>636271994 +--- 636274092 +>>636273735 +It is though, you can also clearly see this by how much support Star Rail is getting over Genshin, which has had 2 absolutely trash-tier characters in a row and is bleedig players due to this, bad rates, bad QoL and lack of endgame. Genshin makes money so HI3 and SR can thrive, it's blatantly obvious. +--- 636274269 +>My chink studio game is better than your game made by the same studio. +The state of gachatard. +--- 636274426 +>>636274092 +>lack of endgame +kek, of course, an endgamefag. You guys are 0.7% of the audience, you guys literally don't matter. +--- 636274703 +>>636274269 +hilarious isn't it? diff --git a/v/636229378.txt b/v/636229378.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9b7d6dec44f9ac5a3eeb0102b6ef0f4675d89587 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229378.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1684 @@ +----- +--- 636229378 +https://youtu.be/VpTDllUJLjc?t=23 [Embed] +--- 636229450 +post the question again +--- 636229515 +General on /v/. Mods fucking do something this shit has been up for 16 months. +--- 636229583 +Why are you playing tears in gold? +--- 636229603 +>>636229450 +Why doesn't Maxx "C" have an animation yet. +--- 636229775 +>>636229515 +>people can talk about the game for 16 months straight +>you can't +it's amazing honestly +--- 636229960 +>>636229515 +This is a thread about a video game, which is already better than most threads on /v/. +--- 636230007 +>>636229515 +the mods play master duel I can't see any other reason why this is allowed +i wonder what decks they play +--- 636231543 +>>636230007 +It's obviously the floo cunt. +--- 636231929 +gem status? +--- 636232053 +>>636231929 +6.5k +--- 636232895 +>>636231929 +Over +--- 636233031 +>>636229515 +>General on /v/. Mods fucking do something this shit has been up for 16 months. Shows up every thread, bumps it and will continue to do so. + +Simple as. +--- 636233037 +>>636225981 → +OCG Gamma was limited a long while ago. +--- 636233412 +>>636231929 +9k and 800 ur +--- 636233740 +Let's HAVE OUR CAKE And EAT IT TOO! | Madolche Season 17 Deck Profile +--- 636233760 +>>636231929 +ready for BLACK FEATHERS +--- 636233820 +Why are True Dracos so hated? They are an awesome, no bullshit, swiss army knife of a deck. Every other deck is just solitaire session into locking you out of the game or floodgate spam. I wish there were more decks like it. +--- 636233890 +>>636233820 +retard +--- 636233995 +>>636226205 → +He's alive with Albaz's powers and Ad Libitum swearing loyalty to him, what did he lose? The battle? That's assuming that isn't the result he wanted. Also that useless cat couldn't even hit him. +--- 636233997 +>>636233820 +>Why is floodgate.dek so hated +It is a mystery our foremost scientists are trying to solve to this day. Perhaps some day we may know. +--- 636234056 +>>636233995 +He lost. +--- 636234081 +>Current decks +>Favorite deck +>Future decks you will roll for +--- 636234104 +>>636233820 +yeah yeah. here's your (You) +--- 636234179 +>>636234081 +not today cia +--- 636234235 +>>636233995 +Branded Lost +--- 636234238 +>>636234081 +>Madolche, Adamancipator +>Madolche/Synchrons +>Bystial Synchro, SHS, Ninjas, Vanquish Soul +--- 636234239 +>>636233997 +It's not a pure floodgate deck though. It's got a little bit of everything. Does not being a special summoning deck automatically make a something a floodgate deck? + +>>636233890 +>>636234104 +Wow so convincing. +--- 636234336 +>>636234239 +xD good one dude +--- 636234383 +>>636233820 +>backrow floodgate deck ploosing non-stop +>key card is a homo in green armor that looks like a fucking toy figure for children +troon dracos are cringe and retarded +TRVE KINGS are fucking based however, shame about VFD being a generic slut for VW trannies +--- 636234537 +>>636234239 +Activate Zombie World, normal summon Denko Sekka, response?? +--- 636234739 +WHERE ARE THE LEAKS +AND I MEAN CONFIRMED LEAKS +--- 636234783 +>>636233995 +--- 636234903 +>>636234739 +On HIS Twitch. +--- 636235129 +love spellcasters +--- 636235282 +>TD are heckin evil!1 +>uses the tier 0 flavor of the month meta deck he wailed to get +--- 636235359 +>>636235282 +Keep "wailing", TDfag. +--- 636235434 +>>636235282 +ESL. Spic? I'm thinking yes. +--- 636235965 +>>636231929 +1.5k and I'm planning on grabbing the other half of the structure decks I'm missing since the next packs are easy skips. I guess I'll see what the blackwings structure ends up being like. I fucking hate blackwings but I'm expecting a piercing the darkness tier inclusion that will make it worth buying +--- 636236043 +YOUTUBE +GHOTI IS HERE, AND IT'S TOP TIER +FIRST, WE ACTIVATE RUNICK FOUNTAIN, THEN FUSION DESTINY +Witchcraftergirlman coming out the closet for me +xX_Slurpingkevin69_Xx officially shooting lazer beams +YES +HAJIME +--- 636236115 +Why do tearbros SNEEDSEETHE 24/7? +They're playing the best deck of all time +--- 636236130 +>>636236043 +THIS IS +THE WAY +TO PLAY GHOTI +--- 636236132 +>>636231929 +I don't know what I'll buy though. The next pack doesn't interest me a ton and we're probably a ways out from Rescue Ace and Purrely. I may pull a few from the new pack if the Plunder Ship is a UR I guess +--- 636236193 +>>636231929 +Still 10k+ after I spent 7k on Speedroids. +--- 636236237 +>>636234081 +>P.U.N.K/Assault Mode or just pure assault mode depending +>Probably pure Phantom Knights or pure Spright +>Hungry Burger archetype +--- 636236267 +>>636236043 +GET GHOTIIN' +--- 636236326 +>>636231929 +I have like 15k gems that I need to start using by the 22nd. +Nothing in the leaks really appeals to me either. +I might just have to build ghoti or something. +--- 636236501 +>>636234081 +nothing the game is dogshit right now and i don't know what i want to make everything is fucking unplayable +--- 636236584 +>Pull up in bronze with Blue Eyes because I haven't played in like 6 seasons +>First game some gook Maxx "C"s me +I remember why I stopped playing this trash +--- 636236728 +>>636236584 +nice blog +--- 636236820 +>>636236728 +I figured this general was the best place to do it +--- 636236836 +>>636236584 +get filtered scrub +--- 636236891 +>>636236836 +There's a reason this game has sub 10k players +--- 636236905 +>>636236584 +Wait until you face full power tearlament decks in silver lol +I'm glad the game is almost dead, we lose people every day +EoS can't come soon enough +--- 636236914 +>>636236584 + Based Maxx "Sneed" filtering 'tards. +--- 636236948 +>Tear has long turns +>Floo has long turns +>Cartesia-era Branded will have long turns +>Runick Naturia will have long turns +>Kashtira will have long turns +>Purrely will have long turns +>Superheavy Samurai will have long turns +--- 636237001 +>>636234081 +pic related +Trickstar, PUNK, Labrynth +I'm building Ghotis most likely +--- 636237061 +>>636231929 +5500 and half of Ghoti will be UR's +--- 636237109 +>>636236891 +so it wasn't a blue-eyes player, it was just you, the doomfag trying to grab attention like always? +--- 636237179 +>>636236115 +Meta crutches can't CHAD up their weak and gay personality. +--- 636237234 +>AIIIIIEEEEE YOU ARE LE DOOMFAG! +DON'T look! +--- 636237249 +>>636236584 +What does Blue Eyes even have to fear Maxx C for? You're gonna special summon what, 1, maybe 2 or 3 monsters tops? And if going first you were gonna get shit on anyway, and going second you should win right then if you were allowed to summon without getting negated in the first place. +--- 636237303 +i love tear +--- 636237312 +>>636237234 +Yup totally dead. For realsies +--- 636237398 +>>636237109 +Cope general nigger +--- 636237437 +>>636234081 +Lair of Darkness, Paleozoic, Krawlers, Beetroopers, Predaplants, banish goodstuff, dinos, True Kings, D-Link, Despia... +Dinos is my favorite and most reliable deck. +I need to complete Umi stun, ThunDras, Cyber Dark, Jinzo, Scraps (they are 75% complete) +I plan on building Tellarknights, Evilswarm, Yusei.dek, Jack.dek, Tindangle, Monarchs, Archfiends, Dogmatika, Red-Eyes, Gren Maju in the future, and I'm also waiting for chaos synchro support and R-ace. But, I saved up for Ghoti, so Ghoti first. +--- 636237490 +>>636237249 +This ain't little timmy's blue eyes deck +--- 636237726 +>>636234081 +>Current decks +So far I've built +Dragonmaid +Infernoble Knights +Utopia +Tri-Brigade-Zoodiac +Sky Striker +Swordsoul +Floo +Prank Kid-P.U.N.K.-Adventure +Branded Despia +Spright +Runick +Ishizu Tears +>Favorite deck +Dragonmaid +>Future decks you will roll for +I'm gonna roll for Bystials for my Dragonmaid deck. I don't want to build Kashtira but I've been building every deck as it releases in Master Duel so I'm probably going to end up with it. + +Despite all the meta decks I've built, I just stay in Gold V playing Dragonmaid. +--- 636238291 +>>636237303 +deserved for playing bad cards +--- 636238342 +>>636237234 +Imagine thinking this number means anything. This game exists on mobile and consoles and Chinese and Japanese players don't use steam to play the game. Fucking retard it takes less than 2 seconds to find a match in MD how is that dead in any way? Stop fucking posting steam charts, it's not an accurate representation of the playercount at all. +--- 636238390 +>>636237312 +I love how two smash clones (nick and multiversus) are now used as examples to show what a REAL dead game looks like. +--- 636238418 +>>636237303 +>why am i drawing the cards that i put in my deck +--- 636238490 +>>636238342 +>Imagine thinking this number means anything. +really? that's the best cope you could come up with? +--- 636238692 +>>636238490 +Did you read the rest of my post at all you fucking (You) farming idiot doomposting retard? +--- 636238778 +>>636234903 +Why is he referred to as that, anyway? +--- 636238786 +>>636231929 +3k gems, I'm hoping to grab two copies of Aegirine Gymir with only 2k and hope that Manifestation is SR because I need to save for Bystials and Cartesia which will most likely be released next month. There's also the possibility of Lady Labrynth and when I think about it, that's a lot of cards that will surely be UR and I'll need 3 of each. +--- 636238837 +Why does a simple image of our dwindling player numbers cause instant seethe in this guy? +Intriguing... +--- 636238881 +>>636237303 +>deck doesn't care about Maxx C, just search (counter)trap pass and play on opponent's turn +>run 3 Ass Blassum anyway +deserved +and proof you niggers will NEVER drop Ash even if Maxx C was banned +--- 636238923 +>>636238342 +>Chinese and Japanese bus game +>Turn 6 of Tearlaments not being able to close out the match against another Tearlaments +Anon... only a mega whale would stay during this... +--- 636239020 +>>636238692 +your first sentence made it pretty clear the rest of your post wasn't worth reading +--- 636239138 +>>636238390 +He could have used vanguard zero as an example. Like, why not? +--- 636239207 +>>636238837 +>post something inaccurate +>get told it's inaccurate +>hmmm, he must be seething, ebic, I will get so many (You)s +fucking kill yourself +--- 636239290 +Why is Kaiba so cool /v/? +--- 636239363 +>>636239138 +>>636238390 +Nicktoons and Multiversus both had everything to be massive successes. They had the internet hype, they had the marketing, they had the premise, they had the audience. But then they fucking blew it by mismanaging their games to death. That's why most people use them as an example of what an actual dead game looks like. + +At worst what can you say that Konami has mismanaged with Master Duel? That we don't have one or two extra game modes? And some QoL and cosmetic stuff? That's it. Base game is still greatly enjoyable, it's not a buggy mess and the matches are bombastic and enjoyable. +--- 636239382 +>>636239290 +hes autistic just like me frfr +--- 636239563 +>>636239363 +konami has the advantage that they only have to take care of managing +the game already existed and was already a success +its a wonder why they even took so long to make this barebones sim, striking down other sims during their inaction +--- 636239946 +Koomnami KILLED the game +Also I'm wathcing GX subbed and it's really good +--- 636240086 +What are the most lindy archetypes? +--- 636240107 +>>636239363 +>At worst what can you say that Konami has mismanaged with Master Duel? +solo mode, banlists, secret packs for new archetypes, slow card release, nothing to buy for non-megawhales, poor cosmetic customization options, missing animations for iconic cards, legacy packs, no custom banlist for duel rooms, killing any inoffensive visual mod, dogshit "events", mobile niggers lag... +Matches are only enjoyable in gold and below. Sometimes. +--- 636240169 +>>636240107 +All you said is true desu +--- 636240243 +>>636240107 +You forgot alternative formats +--- 636240301 +i think we should get one normal summon a turn AND one tribute summon +--- 636240350 +>>636240301 +play duel links during legacy duel events. you literally get that +--- 636240407 +>>636231929 +hoard chads looking good +--- 636240418 +Why are there still tears in gold +--- 636240507 +>>636233820 +who knows it is such a fun deck FREE HIM! +--- 636240553 +What if Yugioh had a Commander mechanic like MTG does +Would it be cool +To have your boss monster easily accessible at all times +--- 636240598 +>>636236948 +Tear has short turns if you get past gold +--- 636240625 +>>636240418 +Everybody got rank reset so the dogshit retards who were stuck in plat last season are now fighting eachother in gold +Give it a week or two +--- 636240718 +>>636240553 +nigga???!?@?@?!?!? +your extra deck!?!?!?!??! +--- 636240735 +>Judai just said "mai favoritto carudo" in the GX sub +Do nippon really talk like this +--- 636240771 +>>636234081 +>current +pic +>favorite +Floowandereeze +>future decks you will roll for +probably Kashtira +--- 636240959 +>>636240553 +You can already slap down whatever the fuck pile of dogshit cards and summon Accesscode or Apollousa or Baronne or whatever the fuck. Any deck that isn't dogshit can already reliably go into their boss monster at any time with basically any hand. That's the entire point of the Extra Deck. +--- 636241029 +I go first, I win. I go second, I lose. Simple as. +--- 636241097 +remember to always report Numeroniggers for cheating or slowplay regardless of the match outcome. +--- 636241174 +>>636241097 +Based. Also, force them to wait out your entire timer or most of it, regardless of whether you are winning or losing against them. +--- 636241176 +>>636241097 +I do this with tear niggers +--- 636241247 +>>636230007 +I don't believe anyone actually PLAYS this game. +--- 636241273 +>>636241097 +I don't really mind losing to numeron, going second decks are cool. +I report every tears deck I face for slow play though. +--- 636241301 +>>636241176 +based I also make sure to continue playing even if I have game already against them just to annoy them +--- 636241374 +-Ban all birds +-Ban all bird support cards +-Most important, keep him locked up. +--- 636241593 +>>636240301 +it's a little bullshit that in general you need to special summon just to have tribute fodder for your (normal) tribute summon. Problem is some high level main deck monsters were allowed to have broken effects to compensate for the (most likely) tribute summon requirement. +I mean, do you really want to have Angel O7, Vanity niggers, mega zaborg, light and darkness dragon, spell canceller to be playable? +--- 636241657 +>>636229515 +Xenoblade and fire emblem have way more generals, tendie +--- 636241765 +>>636240301 +I do think they should really limit the amount of special summons. +--- 636242027 +So, realistically, how is this game going to recover? + +December and February are the only times we saw the numbers go up again. Feb was the Anniversary, and I can't remember what happened in December that merited a boost in numbers. + +In any case, following the trend from last year, we're in for a downward spiral until at least December again. + +I can't think of anything that will prompt people to come back in terms of releases. And the meta is significantly worse than last year's. After Tears, we got Kashtira and SHS to contend with, and neither of those are any fun. Will we be seeing sub 10k monthly peak this year? +--- 636242085 +>>636241374 +>still crying about floo +SAD +--- 636242202 +>>636242027 +>how is this game going to recover? +It's not. +We're already hitting 10k during the early japanese morning hours, we'll definetly go below 10k in the following months +The next cardset we're getting is literally nothing because all the decks in it are unplayable during tear 0 format, so that won't make numbers go up at all +Unless konami puts every tear card to 0 and releases the best event of all time right after with triple the gem rewards the game is finished +--- 636242317 +>>636242027 +By banning tears, releasing a real solo mode, adding good events, and not releasing any of the dogshit coming up like SHS or Kash +--- 636242350 +>>636242202 +Putting all Tear cards to 0 won't really do it though, not only is Kashtira equally unfun, you've also go Bystials coming out soon, and prior to Tears we were in Spright and Runick hell which are also cancer. You're gonna have to do a lot more than just ban Tear, because it's not like Tears are the only problem here. They're just so over the top, they're hiding all the bullshit that can't compete with them. +--- 636242418 +>>636242317 +Oh, ok. So we go back to Runick and Spright cancer? You really think that's going to reverse the trend? +--- 636242442 +>>636242317 +Tears are legitimate rfun to play, especially the mirror match. Its just too bad they push out every other deck with how strong they are. +--- 636242456 +>>636242027 +>how is this game going to recover? +Its not +--- 636242481 +>>636242350 +You don't get it +The hypothetical event I mentioned is what brings people back +Then with every tear card killed (and ishizu, preferrably) people won't leave as fast +That's what holds the game together for a while while they figure out how the fuck to save it +>we were in Spright and Runick hell which are also cancer +Both had like twice the player retention that tearlaments had +Neither invalidated 80% of decks +--- 636242538 +>>636242418 +>So we go back to Runick and Spright cancer? +Yes +>You really think that's going to reverse the trend? +Yes and the numbers prove it +People left in droves once tear releases +Not so for runick, much less for spright +--- 636242553 +>>636242481 +People aren't going to come back if you kill Tears though, as people were leaving in droves prior to Tears. +--- 636242658 +>>636242027 +holy shit shut the fuck up with your goddamn steam charts fucking baiting retard kys +--- 636242851 +>>636242553 +>People aren't going to come back if +READ READ READ READ READ READ retard +>The hypothetical event I mentioned is what brings people back +>The hypothetical event I mentioned is what brings people back +>The hypothetical event I mentioned is what brings people back +>The hypothetical event I mentioned is what brings people back +>The hypothetical event I mentioned is what brings people back +--- 636242871 +>>636242538 +Alright, si what's the narrative going to be when they eventually do ban Tears and the numbers continue to go down? +--- 636242924 +>>636242871 +See >>636242851 +>READ READ READ READ READ READ retard +And stop asking what I've already answered +--- 636242925 +>>636240107 +at least 8 of those are QoL and cosmetic shit retard, thanks for proving my point +--- 636242978 +>>636242027 +all they had to do was add a retro format ladder during the first month and they would of kept those insane launch numbers +--- 636243043 +spright and runick were big homo cancer, yes +I don't want to see these niggers again +MD needs a NUCLEAR banlist +--- 636243094 +maybe i would be worried by this low quality doomposting if it took me more than 2 seconds to find a match at any hour of any given day. +game's not dying. +you're just delusional. +--- 636243132 +>>636242027 +>Hey, fuck you if you use Lights or Darks +>Hey, fuck you if your engine uses 1 ofs +>Hey, fuck you for not having Kaijus +>Hey, fuck you, now you're gonna watch my Adamancipators 2.0 combo +The only way to SAVE Master Duel is to go off the rails with the MD banlist. +They gotta PREEMPTIVELY jail every deck I don't like. +--- 636243139 +>>636242978 +>retards get filtered by delinquent duo, forceful sentry and confiscation anyway +You idiots don't know what the hell you are talking about. I know doomfagging is all the rage nowadays, but yugiboomers wouldn't have stayed no matter how much the game catered to them, and you faggots pretending that there was ways to avoid them leaving is fucking stupid. + +Player retention is amazing for a game of this caliber, we have remained on the top 50 of steam and the top card game in the world for the entire year. +--- 636243229 +>>636243132 +Just nuke ishizu, tearlaments, kashtira, that SHS card (none of these should have ever been printed) and then nerf whatever is problematic after +--- 636243245 +>>636242978 +The stupidest shit Konami ever did was not launch the game with multiple ranked formats (make your rank account based, not ladder based). +>Classic Format +>Structure Deck Format +>Draft Format + +Should all have been in the game a year ago. + +It's fucking nuts to me Konami went through the trouble of adding structure decks to the game, a tab that keeps track of your structure decks, giving SDs unique boxes.... + + +And NEVER adding a format where you can play with SDs. Especially when every month they've shown they could easily do something like that. + +It's not even incompetence, it's just flat out retardation at this point. +--- 636243310 +>>636242027 +Other than super popular mainstream games, losing player count after a year seems very common. + +>>636243094 +Bingo, it's like a fighting game only 1v1 instead of 100 people per match like PUBG so you don't need as many players. +--- 636243331 +>>636241657 +Those are real games not gachas or generals +--- 636243391 +>>636243139 +>delinquent duo, forceful sentry and confiscation +Because banning cancer cards for a custom format is really that hard. + +Boomers woulda been fine with that as the PL of older formats is much lower and more interactive. It would have at least given people the OPTION and not traumatized them with 10 min FTK solitaire autism combos. +--- 636243413 +>>636242202 +>Unless konami puts every tear card to 0 and releases the best event of all time right after with triple the gem rewards the game is finished +lmao this is not going to fix player numbers. Assuming that we're talking explicitly about Steam numbers, and not mobileshitters which are almost entirely slant-eyed fucks, you need to change the game to appeal to the western fanbase. Tears aren't the problem with the game at large and player numbers. Get rid of most floodgates and stunshit, get rid of Maxx C, make the banlist not fucking retarded (doesn't need to be a copy of TCG just get rid of obviously overpowered shit like Block Dragon and Snow) and you'll get player numbers back up because a good portion of the western YGO playing world does not take MD seriously and that's what the Steam numbers represent. +--- 636243430 +>>636243139 +>the top card game in the world for the entire year. +not difficult when every other digital card game are lazily made MTG clones with turbo jewish monetizations, crappy mana systems, and format rotations. +--- 636243465 +>>636243413 +>t-tears are not the problem! ban floodgates! ESPECIALLY soul drain and dimensional fissure! +lmfao +--- 636243473 +>>636243310 +You don't. Konami does in order to profit. +--- 636243474 +>>636243391 +>banning cancer cards for a custom format is really that hard +Then the format just becomes normal summon pass until you draw your power spells or tiptoe around torrential and mirror force? Literally fucking no one enjoys that, not even the GOAT players, they like their power spells. +--- 636243524 +>>636243245 +MD structures are clearly meant to buy 3x to build a functioning deck. an actual ladder using only structures would be fucking awful. +--- 636243582 +>>636243430 +>mana systems, and format rotations. +This would unironically be what fixes this trash fucking game. I used to think otherwise, but no. Card games need resource systems and Yu-Gi-Oh proves why. What a fucking mess. +--- 636243594 +>>636243473 +Why the fuck do I care if Konami profits of the game? It doesn't benefit me or the playerbase. You idiots are always searching for the worst narratives to peddle +--- 636243657 +>>636243524 +>an actual ladder using only structures would be fucking awful. +It's perfectly fine in PTCGO and a great format for beginners. +--- 636243673 +>muh mana +Should have known it was one of these chucklefucks going through the usual motions +>HURRRR GAME IS DEAD BECAUSE IT DOESN'T APPEAL TO MY SENSIBILITIES +>IT WOULD TOTALLY BE BETTER IF IT WAS MORE SIMILAR TO TRANNY THE PANDERING +--- 636243737 +>>636243594 +>Why the fuck do I care if Konami profits of the game? +Because if they don't they'll shut the game down like they did to Cross Duel? +>It doesn't benefit me or the playerbase +Are you retarded? +--- 636243740 +>>636242027 +>Bystial +>Kashtira +>Purrely (Post CYAC) +>Superheavy Samurai Engine +Just let it die. +--- 636243787 +maxx c is not that big of a deal guys +--- 636243809 +Haven't played since that last event +Feels good to be free, fuck this shit. +--- 636243810 +>>636243582 +>>636243673 +Same poster btw +--- 636243815 +>>636243673 +>GAME IS DEAD +Numbers don't lie. Cope. +--- 636243845 +>>636243737 +Again, why the fuck do I care if the game lives or dies? If it does tough shit, I still have edopro or omega or whatever. Fuck off with your concern trolling. +--- 636243881 +>>636243465 +READ retard. This game was declining well before Tears. I personally think that all they need to do is outright ban all the Ishizus and hit Tear a little more since the deck is already struggling and inconsistent for what it is. Floodgates have been a problem since the start of the fucking game and keep fucking getting hit because niggers want to keep making this game literally unplayable with stun decks. That is the problem with MD, you are bound to get tier 0 formats now and then because konami can't stop printing bulllshit cards. But that's not the cause of losing players. +--- 636243886 +>>636243465 +>flips backrow floodgates +Look at my skill at flipping cards that deny everything you do while you slowly bleed isnt it fun. Meanwhile with tears its filler with actual fucking interaction. fuck off floodgate retard +--- 636243893 +>>636243809 +Based. +--- 636243919 +>>636242871 +Then people have to accept the game was only good over a decade ago. +--- 636243935 +>>636243881 +>completely ignores my post to downplay tears +Cope. +--- 636243956 +>>636243787 +Is your entire cardian dewck built to bait maxx c +--- 636243960 +>>636243413 +I wonder if this game is more popular in the West or East. We can't track console player numbers afaik but I'd be curious to see. +--- 636244001 +>>636243956 +no it's built to ftk using synchronized realm but i added card destruction in to have another wincon if my opponent uses maxx c +--- 636244047 +>>636243960 +80% of the revenue was from the japanese market, they're the ones keeping the game afloat +--- 636244068 +>>636243787 +Anyone who plays Maxx "C" against Flower Cardians is literally asking for it and I have no sympathy for them +--- 636244070 +>>636243809 +Likewise. I deleted the game at the end of the Attribute 4 event. I'm done. + +I'll come back to get the new Labrynth cards when they drop, and likely quit again. I don't like the meta or any of the decks that are coming next. +>Kashtira +>Purrely +>SHS +>Manadome +>RDA SD +>The Fire Duelist set + +It's a hard pass for me desu. +--- 636244075 +>>636243935 +retarded ironic post +--- 636244095 +>>636243787 +I should look for videos of how does Cardian work, I tried using an Exodia variant in one of the previous events but it's just too confusing. +--- 636244167 +>call out tear downplayers +>instant seethe +Yep +--- 636244221 +>>636243960 +East by far. TCGs are a massive industry in Asia with tons of different games, while they're niche in the east and controlled by a 3 way monopoly between Yu-Gi-Oh, MtG, and Pokemon. +--- 636244228 +>>636244047 +I take it it's the usual +>90% of revenue comes from a tiny group of whales +Thing. I heard there's Japanese Fate/GO players that spend 7K in USD roughly every month +--- 636244314 +>>636244228 +Sounds based +--- 636244318 +>>636244047 +>>636244221 +Ah well, that makes sense then. It's also the OCG ban list so I imagine there's a lot less interest for TCG players. +--- 636244357 +>>636243881 +>Floodgates have been a problem since the start of the fucking game +The fuuu Do you think that the god damn crow was a floodgate? +--- 636244475 +>>636243886 +tears don't let you play either, only way to enjoy tear format seems to be: play tears as well or floo +I don't want to play such faggot decks, I want to play my decks +kill floodgates, kill tearlaments, kill runick, kill floo, kill sprights, kill rhongo, kill apo, kill accesscode, kill baronne, kill cyberstein, kill maxx C, kill winda +GO NUCLEAR +--- 636244493 +>>636244357 +fucking newshitter, eldlich has been shitting up the game since January 2022 with triple skill drain, triple gozen match, rivalry etc +--- 636244557 +>>636244357 +holy shit shut up retard +--- 636244653 +I love how whenever asked what could fix the game, people give such drastically different and shitty answers that's almost always subjective to what they, specifically, dislike about the game. +Just be honest. You love to complain about Yugioh more than you like to play it. You're all nonplayers with shit takes that have no idea what's good for the game. +--- 636244773 +>>636244493 +Funny thing is as much as I hate Eldlich stun shit, that wasn't even the worst of release MD. +PK Rhongo, Imperial Order, Vanity's Emptiness, VFD, Drytron with 3x Eva and 3x Benten. +--- 636244774 +>>636244653 +>You're all nonplayers +To be fair, Yu-Gi-Oh is a game that plays itself. No one who "plays" this shit really enjoys it. +--- 636244778 +>>636244475 +>tears don't let you play either, +actual retard who thinks interaction is limited to beating over things in the battle phase +--- 636244828 +>>636231929 +7k after spending 12k for the tears pack, man this game sure is generous, if only the gem prices weren't absolutely retarded then I would spend real money to make more jank shit instead of just 1 or 2 decks every other month +--- 636244924 +>>636244493 +Oh, you mean this game, not the actual card game. +--- 636244943 +>>636243787 +Teach me the ways of Flower Cardian +--- 636245070 +>>636244778 +>holy kinooooo they just started playing on my turn and now i can't play!!!! i've just been INTERACTED +seethe +--- 636245150 +>>636244653 +My idea of a 4 man free for all mode that devolves into gang-piling on the guy who activated Maxx C would SAVE Master Duel and has 0 subjectivity to it. +Give us the DUMB modes for casuals to enjoy. +--- 636245292 +>>636244653 +>Just be honest. You love to complain about Yugioh more than you like to play it. +No, as a matter of fact I play this game too much, and my time with YGO isn't just limited to MD. I can say with certainty that stunshit and Maxx C are indeed the problems with player retention in the west for MD and the people who disagree with me are the unplayers or gold-stuck retards. MD only became actually playable when VFD was banned but that was still only the start of making the game not dogshit. +--- 636245471 +>>636244943 +it's not really that hard of a deck to learn once you take the time to read the cards, ideally you want to have a low level on the field like pine so you can get all the free summons like willow or zebra grass. your plays will revolve around trying to loop moonflowering through de-synchro so you can draw practically every card in your deck. ideally you want to summon moonflowering using another moonflowering and willow so you get a draw 2 for free with de-synchro + +i could try and write an actual guide if you want since my post will likely come out illegible + +or you can bash your head in and deck yourself out while learning it +--- 636245529 +>>636244778 +le interactive +>removes and negates all your shit before you can make any real play, +bonus winda/dweller floodgate +I'm totally not like the other cancer decks +>counter trap omni negate, rulkallos negate, continuous trap permanent negate, dragostapelia negate +>but with le epic twist of gaining advantage and comboing even more while negating shit with their cards +d fissure is le bad, but ishizu shufflers and dweller denying you graveyard plays is le healthy, trust me bro. My meta deck is le good compared to the other meta deck. +but bro you don't get it, just play tearlaments like everyone else, it's so fucking fun bro, forget about your outdated decks, it's tearlaments or die, bro. le healthy and interactive +--- 636245542 +>>636240407 +>I have autism +ok +--- 636245612 +>>636245529 +>complaining about win-more cards barely anyone runs in Tear like Winda +unplayer +--- 636245613 +>>636245471 +Mind posting your deck? +--- 636245626 +>>636245471 +In guessing you run 3 synchro realms? +--- 636245646 +there it is boys... +--- 636245882 +>>636245613 +>>636245626 +i play 1 flower gathering because it kept fucking up my combos to no end and allure to try and fix a hand that's filled with bricks + +if you can't ftk with synchronized realm you go for lightshower so you can try and kill during draw phase +--- 636246154 +>>636245612 +>cherrypicks one example +you can't respond to the rest of my post, you lost. +death to trannylaments +--- 636246420 +>>636245882 +Thank you +--- 636246426 +The only thing that carries this game is the fucking card art. You may as well just play be playing solitaire when it comes to the actual rules and the other player just gets their time wasted. No one says a card game is fun when they can't even play it. +--- 636246616 +>>636244653 +>You're all nonplayers +Wasn't true for a long time, but yeah. I am one now. +--- 636247060 +>>636246420 +enjoy the journey of extreme gambling friend +--- 636247142 +>>636246154 +Sure retard, I will respond to it all, because you're dumb and need education + +>removes and negates all your shit +Yes, stopping your plays mid chain is interaction and that's what's good for the game to stop YOU from steamrolling. Negates are interaction. Destroying or banishing your opponent's shit is interaction. Moving cards out of the GY is interaction. You are literally interacting with their cards and plays. + +>before you can make any real play, +bonus winda/dweller floodgate +No, you did make a play, it's just your deck probably fucking SUCKS. It's the same fucking shit dumb asses would say about Ash. "oh durr hurr Ash is so bad for the game my deck can't play through it". Because your deck was always fucking bad + +>counter trap omni negate, rulkallos negate, continuous trap permanent negate, dragostapelia negate +None of these things are uninteractive, not even the counter trap. You can play around or bait all of these things. + +>but with le epic twist of gaining advantage and comboing even more while negating shit with their cards +Gaining advantage off anything has nothing to do with being uninteractive. + +>d fissure is le bad, +Yes, because it is uninteractive for GY decks. You cannot send cards to the GY. It is a floodgate. + +>but ishizu shufflers and dweller denying you graveyard plays is le healthy, +I never said they were healthy. As a matter of fact I want to nuke the Ishizu cards, but they're not unhealthy because they're uninteractive. It's just they're overpowered. But we're not talking about overpowered, we're talking about your retarded statement that it isn't interactive. Dweller is whatever, it's not a death sentence. You can interact with Dweller easily. But it probably should be banned because it is always degen in formats where there's mostly good GY decks. A single ED monster floodgate does not make a deck as a whole uninteractive. + +Also for good measure +>Winda +>in Tearlaments +>in Ishizu Tearlaments +LOL +lmao even +--- 636247193 +>>636247142 +Cope :/ +--- 636247274 +did this game kill the physical cards owners? A ton of people stoped playing +--- 636247323 +>>636247274 +God I hope so. +--- 636247348 +Skillfull...interactive even... +--- 636247393 +>>636247274 +Tearlaments made the game tank down a cliff +Now it has to recover +--- 636247461 +>>636247393 +And before any tearfag starts coping and seething at me for saying this, I mean the physical game +For the TCG it's now kashtira killing it +--- 636247539 +>>636247274 +No? YCS attendance is higher than ever and locals attendance is basically back to normal now that Tearmageddon happened depending on who you talk to and what locals. Kash format is just meh. Everyone is chomping at the bit waiting for a new banlist in TCG because KoA are niggers who won't commit to a release date. +--- 636247582 +>>636247142 +then flipping up a floodgate trap mid chain is interaction too, okay bro. +All decks are bad except tearlaments decks, yes, we know, thanks for your input. +>negates aren't uninteractive +okay +>anti tearlament floodgate is uninteractive, tearlament floodgate is interactive +okay +>inb4 dweller isn't a floodgate +--- 636247623 +>>636247582 +>then flipping up a floodgate +no, floodgates by definition are un-interation +--- 636247698 +>my "you don't get to play" is le good! your is le bad! +Sigh +--- 636247839 +>stuniggers once again too retarded to understand that floodgates are not interactive or fun or good for the game +and that's why you're a monke flipper +--- 636247943 +>>636240553 +I just want someone to make a playable 4-way format +--- 636247984 +>>636247623 +>Hey, save your Ash or Called for Hieratic Seal or else your Branded / Spright deck isn't gonna do anything +>Hey, save your Ash for Prosperity if (Insert deck here) uses Prosperity and happens to be compatible with Rivalry / Gozen +Positioning at its finest. Very thoughtful and interactive. +--- 636248065 +>it's another "no u" episode to see who has the most obnoxious "interaction" + +Get a room. +--- 636248070 +>>636247348 +interact with this *unzips cock* +--- 636248293 +>>636248065 +Cope. +--- 636248308 +>>636247348 +>That feel when I went against another tear player who somehow dropped Baronne and Exterio turn 1 while milling a bunch of shufflers +>Zeus'd his board, killed him next turn because he went all in and had nothing left +It's so cool to actually get rewarded for NOT just activating every effect and having some kind of strategy. Playing around different possible mills, pre-emptive graveyard hate, making shit like Mudragon so your opponent can't Kaleido your Kitkallos. Yeah I'm sure I'll get bored eventually, and obviously I'd like to play other decks, but I'm having a blast and I still feel like I've got a lot to learn. If Dweller didn't exist this matchup would easily be the best in the game. +--- 636248429 +>>636248308 +>Baronne +>Zeus'd his board +Never fucking happened +--- 636248619 +>>636248308 +I'm still trying to learn the deck, I haven't gone beyond summoning Rullkalos in my turn and passing with some set cards so I want my goal to be able to have the fusions, Elf and Baronne on the field before ending my turn. I still need to learn what cards should I bring or dump with each effect to maximize my chains. +--- 636248661 +My favorite part is how playing winda is supposedly some kind of meme gimmicky unreliable unplayable shit build when it only requires 1 ED slot, and ONE fucking card in your main deck that mills 20 cards per turn. Smells like dishonesty here +--- 636248770 +>>636248429 +He misplayed and spent the negate on a Keldo mill. It was my only shot at playing the game, so I had to risk him also milling a tear name, but he shotgunned the negate. I really don't know why he did it, he was in a way stronger position. I guess he didn't want to risk a lucky mill leading to a chain-blocked Kaleido-heart summon to walk over the Exterio. But that's the whole point, in most matchups whoever goes first and sets up a board just presses the shiny negate button on turn 2 enough times and waits for the other player to concede, but with Tear you have some actual interplay, again outside of Dweller setups. +--- 636248779 +>>636231929 +I think 4k now, could have gotten more but last event was too boring! +--- 636248810 +>>636248770 +Wow he was stupid. +--- 636249020 +>>636234081 +>live twins, labrynth, exosisters, runick, vaylantz, sprights, scareclaw, branded despia, tearlaments +>scareclaw +>mikanko and kashtira +--- 636249503 +>>636248619 +Honestly Elf+Rukallos isn't a terrible endboard for some lower power hands, but you can back it up with Merli in grave, a set trap, shufflers in grave, or Kelbek/Havnis in hand. If you want to end on Baronne you need to get Diviner in rotation, with a spare level 4 on field. Elf summon back Diviner to send an Ishizu card isn't a bad play but can be a little gimmicky, especially in the mirror unless you have Dweller out. But Tear is a complex deck, just practice your lines until you get a good feel for "high roll" versus "low roll" hands. When to gamble and when to play it safe is a part of piloting the deck. + +>>636248661 +Winda can be pretty good but isn't as game winning as it sounds, especially in the mirror where Sheiren+Field spell or Scream just walks over it, but I think if a lot of Tear names get hit the deck will shift to being a Tear/Shaddoll hybrid. I played against a version of it today on ladder and it actually did really well despite the inherent brickiness the Shaddoll monsters add. You just get so much value and recursion. +--- 636249604 +>>636248770 +>Switches to the Kashtira version so you don't get any mills +Nice interaction nerd. +--- 636249713 +>>636249604 +>thinking Kitkallos will survive by the point we get Kash +--- 636249761 +>>636249713 +Konami is trying to kill the game so it might +--- 636249813 +>>636249761 +retard +--- 636249878 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwspCq8f_v0&list=OLAK5uy_kKAdl_HRgSJznmXscly3f8CjjZ8hylcJY [Embed] +--- 636250658 +>>636233760 +>>636240407 +BASED +>>636245542 +retard +--- 636251197 +>>636249713 +If konami banned kitkat, they better unban king of the swamp as well. +--- 636251563 +>>636251197 +they won't. Point of the hits is killing tears entirely when their time in the store finishes, hence forcing players to switch to kashtira and then purrely and other decks +--- 636251654 +>>636251197 +bring back king +limit all ishizus +leave kit at 1 +--- 636251794 +>>636251654 +>leave kit at 1 +LMFAO no +--- 636251816 +>>636251563 +Yeah, just like when Konami killed the meta decks before Spright came, or when Swordsoul came, or whatever new deck. You are so smart +--- 636252239 +>every card in the archetype has strong effects +>every card in the archetype floats +>the worst card that's rarely played is a fucking E-tele for the archetype +You know, i wonder what konami was thinking when making tearlaments and how is it not busted already before ishizu came out. +--- 636252414 +>>636252239 +They were thinking "wow, it sure would be nice to make a lot of money". There you go, I solved the enigma for you. I'll take my pay upfront. +--- 636252634 +>>636251563 +I will continue playing floo +--- 636252821 +>>636252239 +>Divorce the game from the anime +>Decks are no longer obligated to have "the bad one" whose only use is the name +>"The Bad One" in modern Yugioh are Spright Pixies and Bystial Baldrake who aren't even bad +I blame Rush Duel for this. +--- 636252851 +Guys just play Endymion if you want to beat Tears... +--- 636252897 +>>636252239 +Tears only really make sense when thought of in a vacuum. Running only the tear cards with whatever generic spells (Foolish, Terraforming, etc) means you only have a few guaranteed plays, and you depend a lot on luck for an end board that can sometimes just be Rukallos pass. Again, in isolation. So to make up for this it seems like Konami overtuned the fuck out of each card so they'd have maximum impact. The trade off is in theory more sackiness compared to, say, Spright, but they didn't account for all the other cards that you'd want to mill. People mostly think the Ishizu cards, but they're just the best option. Yugioh has hundreds of cards that want to be milled for easier setups, and Tears have no xenolocking so you can splash whatever. Before the Ishizu cards people were tinkering with Dangers and it was still strong. +--- 636252985 +>>636252851 +Why +--- 636253021 +>>636252851 +Why Endymion? What advantage do they have against Tears? +--- 636253284 +>>636251816 +you're fucking retarded. Branded or Swordsoul or etc didn't filter the new decks from the meta, whereas Tears does filter new decks from the meta which means that packs would sell less. Are you one of those retarded Tearfags coping that the deck will totally remain playable in MD? +--- 636253556 +>>636253284 +Not him but, I never thought about that +With Tears around there's ZERO reason to build anything new or that's not Tears Ishizu, the irl emergency ban was quite literally because it killed sales of everything. so I do hope they dragon ruler those cards entirely in the name of no one rolling for new stuff +--- 636253573 +>>636252851 +which endymion card is supposed to counter tear? +--- 636254056 +>>636253556 +banlists are 90% moving new product, 10% adressing legitimate balance issues. They already have a system in place (shit pack, good pack, shit pack, good pack) and are accostumed to filler packs not selling as well (Battle Trajectory, Heroic Warriors, the May pack), but Tears put a hamper on this strat because in Tear format there's no reason to play anything except Tears and Tear counters. They need to sell us on decks like Kashtira, then Bystial Branded variants, then Purrely, then Firewall for Mathmech and Code Talker variants, and Superheavy Samurai. None of these will sell if Tears remain viable. +--- 636254145 +>>636253284 +>NOOOOOO, Tearlaments can coexists with Naturia Runick who... puts Sacred Tree in the grave... +>They can coexist with Bystial Dragon Link who... puts Lubellion in the grave... +>They can coexist with DABL era Branded who... retrieves Cartesia from the grave... +>They can coexist with Ghoti! +>W-w-w-ait, why are you pulling out the Booster Set that flopped because of TEAR 0??? +--- 636254576 +should yugioh bring back type advantages? +--- 636255007 +>>636254576 +Not pointlessly complex enough. +How about GUARDIAN STARS. +--- 636255359 +>>636254576 +>water > fire > ???? > wind > earth? > light > +--- 636255579 +>>636255359 +it was grass iirc and that last one was Electric +--- 636255596 +>>636255359 +pretty sure that's the character for forrest/grass +--- 636255732 +>>636255579 +>>636255596 +how the fuck is Forest meant to be superior to Wind? The others make sense, this one doesn't +--- 636255928 +I really don't know what I want to build next. Nothing in the upcoming pack really interests me and my gems are burning in my pocket. + +Anyone know any fun control decks that aren't total shit? I already have Traptrix and Sky Strikes. I was maybe thinking Subterror Guru control but not really sure beyond that. +--- 636257201 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096xo59Gpss [Embed] +--- 636257464 +bring back face-down Attack Position +--- 636257530 +japanese still wear mask because of covid +what the fuck man the """"plandemic""" is over dude +if you are so afraid of the virus just stay home and play master duel lmao +--- 636257554 +Will instant fusion ever return? +--- 636257587 +>>636257554 +if they ban kitkallos, yeah +if they don't ban kitkallos, nope +--- 636257593 +>>636257530 +>chud being bothered by japs using facemasks +retard +--- 636257730 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db2SptpX-yk [Embed] +--- 636257813 +>>636257554 +If they don't ban Kitkallos, nope +If they ban Kitkallos, nope +--- 636257880 +>>636257554 +Probably not. Honestly it was a card that was always on the edge of being too strong and now that it's been banned it probably won't ever come off just cause there's no reason to take it off +--- 636258005 +>>636257985 +Big Radori! +--- 636258046 +5 more days +new pack will save master duel +--- 636258158 +>craft dweller +>open secret pack +>picrel +every fucking time. +--- 636258209 +Instant Fusion at home :) +--- 636258284 +>>636258158 +now you're ready for Diablosis! +--- 636258291 +>>636258209 +IMPRISON HIM +--- 636258292 +>>636257880 +Instant Fusion hasn't been strong in a long time. If it was actually on the edge of being too strong then people would have actually been running it while it was at 1 in more than a couple decks. +--- 636258352 +purrely is my friend +mikanko is my fuckbuddy +--- 636258389 +>>636258209 +Seems like the most broken fusion you can get from him. +--- 636258429 +>>636258292 +It's a card that's cropped up time and time again as a problem card. I agree that before Kit it wasn't really doing anything too notable but it does have a strong history of being too strong and I don't see them releasing it unless they can use it to shill something. Your best bet, honestly, is probably that new Beetrooper fusion getting it off the list. + +Then again who knows. MD has been really proactive about freeing cards. We have almost the full line of Thunder Dragon cards and almost the full line of Sky Strikers back. So it's possible. I just wouldn't bet on it happening anytime soon or right after Kit (hopefully) gets banned +--- 636258446 +breaking news: +earthquake @ konami hq now! +--- 636258479 +>>636258352 +sexo purrely +--- 636258495 +>>636258429 +>I agree that before Kit it wasn't really doing anything too notable +recently I mean. It hasn't been a problem recently. +--- 636258523 +>>636258389 +exterio and last warrior is probably stronger. getting kit out is already easy enough, why waste 5k lp? unless you really have no tear names. +--- 636258574 +>>636258523 +tears don't have enought ed space for exterio and last warrior lmao +--- 636258608 +>>636258429 +That's not an issue with Instant Fusion being too strong. That's an issue with Konami being stupid and making things that are too strong specifically FOR Instant Fusion. If anything, they probably would've made Kit lvl 6 if Instant Fusion was at 3, because they wouldn't be able to argue "oh, but it's OK if this is a bit strong, because it won't happen every game :)" +--- 636258628 +>accidentally dismantled my guardian chimera +it's over... +--- 636258642 +>>636258209 +>went from 1k to 5k LP +fucking inflation, man +--- 636258852 +>>636258628 +>accidentally +--- 636258894 +>>636258608 +I suppose at the end of the day we can agree that Instant Fusion is just a scapegoat sacrifice for Kit. I'm just not confidante we'll be getting it back soon. +--- 636259095 +>>636258894 +>Master Duel forbidden and limited list update october 2027 +>Basic Insect: 3 -> 2 +>Instant Fusion: 0 -> 1 +>Thank you for playing master duel +--- 636259224 +>>636258894 +Yeah, they don't exactly have the best track record of unbanning things that are clearly past the point of being a problem. But they have been a bit better about it lately, even unbanning stuff that was only put on the banlist after MD released. I think like you said it's fairly likely they may bring it back to nudge players towards crafting Beetroopers when the fusion releases. +--- 636259263 +>>636259046 +--- 636259348 +My friend told me that it wasn't tearlaments that killed the tcg scene during the tears 0 meta, it was the pandemic that stopped people from playing the game that time. +Is that a cope? +--- 636259363 +>duel live is shit +>no good english master duel streamers +i just want to watch fun archetypes +--- 636259501 +>>636259348 +Yes. +--- 636259530 +>>636259348 +The pandemic was way past it's worst point by the time Tears came along, right? Like Tears was 2022 and the worst part of it was like 2020-21? +--- 636259841 +>>636259263 +why is havnis so spiteful? +--- 636260101 +>>636258574 +for exterio? yes they do. There's at least 2 flex spots in Tears, most of the time it's used for Avramax and Underworld Goddess alongside Masquerena +--- 636260208 +>>636259530 +>April 23, 2022 +Yup that's a cope +--- 636260320 +post hand +--- 636260678 +>>636260320 +>Ten Thousand Dragon +>it's just one +--- 636260703 +>>636260320 +sure, why not +--- 636260809 +>>636260703 +>playing over 40 +>still draws grass terraforming reino +classic md +--- 636260846 +>>636260320 +--- 636260887 +How are Branded Despia decks looking right now? I haven't really played this since sprights came out but I'm fooling around and trying to update my old decks. +--- 636260905 +>>636260846 +silver castle just really loves you anon. +--- 636260906 +>>636260320 + Master duel dragon +--- 636260910 +>>636260320 +>Ten Thousand Dragon +BASED DECK DETECTED +--- 636260961 +no joke, if they do monthly gem sales ill buy them +--- 636260972 +>>636260809 +deck building issue :) +--- 636260991 +>>636260887 +Still good, but Tearlaments is busted and makes everything else look bad. So stay in Gold until they get hit with the banlist. +--- 636261282 +>>636261207 +based! BASED! +--- 636261351 +>>636261207 +I have a hunch that we will get an Ancient Gear structure deck with Clockwork Night included. +--- 636261430 +Yugioh needs a full reset. +The game is incomprehensible. It is built on layers of convolution. IRL people show 1 card, ask for handtraps and then skip the combos and concede on turn 1. +There is no game here anymore outside of some quirky bronze/silver tier double rogue matchup. +I can't even imagine someone trying to understand the game today, starting from scratch. +Burn the whole thing down and start again. +--- 636261483 +>>636261430 +They did. Beg Tewart to bring Rush Duels outside of Asia. +--- 636261524 +>>636260887 +Play Ido lock and go first +--- 636261573 +>>636261483 +>bring Rush Duels outside of Asia. +gotta shill speed duel +--- 636261647 +>>636259363 +Fun archetypes in my tear 0 format? +--- 636261671 +>>636261430 +>If you delete the past, the devs can relax and make things aren’t overly powerf- +That’s not how this goes +--- 636261712 +I came up with Custom Arcana Knight support to help them reach the heights of "actually playable" +--- 636261726 +>>636261447 +Albus lore summarized in 2 frames +--- 636261893 +>>636261671 +>Dexit +>"hurr they're doing it so we can make better models" +>they just port the same models they've been using for 6 years +>"hurr they're doing it to balance the competitive scene +>Zacian +I'm glad they got rid of Ash because my adoration of that cute little scamp was my last lingering tie to this dumpster fire of a franchise. Now I can finally be free. +--- 636261910 +>>636261430 +>IRL people show 1 card, ask for handtraps and then skip the combos and concede on turn 1. +Completely untrue +--- 636261951 +>>636261483 +Rush Duels is poop. +>opponent summons a bunch of beaters +>I summon a bunch of beaters with slightly higher attack and kill them all +>this was a completely worthless trade because they just draw 4 for turn and replace their board +--- 636261989 +>>636261951 +so why are you complaining about the curernt YGO state retard? +--- 636262006 +>>636261951 +Bro you're supposed to cycle through your entire deck and play a bunch of spells so you can kill them that turn. +--- 636262035 +>>636261951 +but thats what everyone wants ygo to be? +--- 636262170 +>>636261951 +>opponent summons a bunch of beaters +>I summon a bunch of beaters with slightly higher attack and kill them all +Torrential, response? + +Oh wait, you can't. +--- 636262210 +Hey /v/, how important is fusion deployment in branded.dek when Cartessia released? +--- 636262362 +>>636262170 +I special summon Dian Keto the Prison Master on defense position and have sex with her +--- 636262398 +>>636262362 +but anon, you only 400 attack! +--- 636262475 +>>636262210 +Mandatory. But that shouldn't be a problem since Deployment's in a structure deck. +--- 636262538 +So the meta is to shotgun C off during the draw phase to play around TTT, right? +--- 636262550 +They should have event/festival for the whole month, this game is so lame you have to play ranked for 20 days before they let you enjoy something different for 10 days +--- 636262609 +>>636262475 +I kinda want to buy it, but the rest of the pack are dogshit. +--- 636262638 +636262550 +we have duelist cup this month and it lasts for 15 days cheerish the moment anons +--- 636262739 +>>636262723 +never +--- 636262756 +>>636262723 +flat fuck +--- 636262881 +>>636262723 +--- 636262894 +>>636262638 +Didn't we already have duelist cup? +--- 636262903 +>>636234081 +>Current decks +Ishizu tearlaments +>Favorite deck +Adamancipators +>Future decks you will roll for +Kashtira. +--- 636262951 +>>636262894 +>Didn't we already have duelist cup? +kek +--- 636263187 +>>636262538 +Do you need a draw to unbrick your hand? Chain it to a summon. Do you have a good hand and want them to pass turn? Do it in draw phase. +--- 636263216 +>>636261647 +those decks arent banned +im watching gooks and japes climb gold with warrocks and other shit +--- 636263249 +>>636262894 +Yeah, but this one has a different name because it's a qualifier for a real life tournament or something. +--- 636263308 +>>636262894 +We've had like 3. Anyways this one is to determine who gets to attend some IRL event or something. +--- 636263372 +gimme my n/r festival +enough duelist cuck already +--- 636263434 +>>636261951 +That sounds awesome. +--- 636263448 +>>636263372 +I'm honestly not sure they'll do another one since there's no way for Konami to push new product from them. And even if they did there's a non-zero chance they'd ban most of the crazy cards that made it fun +--- 636263476 +>>636234081 +My favorite deck is probably Dinomorphia or Dragonmaid. I'm rolling next pack to finish my Fur Hire and Plunder decks. +--- 636263590 +>>636261671 +They can. +They just don't. +>>636261951 +as opposed to summoning a bunch of monsters with omninegates and winning on turn1? +certainly sounds more fun to smash monsters against each other and trying to get the biggest lead, or trying to play defense+removal so your opponent draws himself to death +--- 636263631 +>>636263434 +It's not we had it last year every one just played gadget turbo or timelords +--- 636263702 +>no new alt arts +>no new secret packs +>hardly any cosmetics +what is john konami doing? +--- 636263737 +>people not realizing that Rush Duels is like everyone being forced to play pendulums +--- 636263820 +>>636263737 +no wonder tewart hates it +FREE ELECTRUMITE +--- 636263836 +>>636263702 +To this day I still don't know why they've only made one new secret pack since the game launched +--- 636263843 +>>636263654 +cute couple (no homo) +--- 636263872 +>>636234081 +Pic related +Probably Plunder Patroll +In terms of full decks I want to make Purrely and Rescue ACE. Otherwise I'm mostly just waiting for a bunch of support to drop so I can buff my current decks (Plunder earth ship, the Traptrix SD cards and Bystials for Thunder Dragons.) +I'm thinking about making Guru control since it's not very pricy and I have all the cards. I also like the way Guru looks so that's nice. +>>636263737 +>Arc-V era was easily the most fun the game has ever been +I don't see a problem with that. +--- 636264024 +>>636263836 +they should at least do selection pack reruns if they are being pedantic about UR ratios and themes in secret packs +--- 636264045 +>>636263964 +What? You mean they are going to ban kit right after they finished this month's World Championship Qualifier? Wow Konami is very based! +--- 636264050 +>pull 10 packs +>only yellow outlines +>okay whatever at least I can ge- +>this was the first pack +O-oh. Okay, cool. +--- 636264157 +>>636264050 +Some of my craziest 10 pulls with 7+ URs have been like 3 gold glows, and zero rainbow. +--- 636264178 +>>636263836 +And updated one, Sky striker/Mathmech with their new support +They could've easily done this as well for Witchcrafter, weatherpainters etc +--- 636264216 +>>636264024 +All they have to do is slap to archetypes together per pack like make a despia/swordsoul pack or dinomorphia/labrynth pack etc I mean I just don't get it people would roll for those packs and it would inspire some people to maybe buy gems especially newer players who missed out on the original runs +--- 636264230 +>>636264178 +>Witchcrafter +the pack is still there +>weatherpainter +anytime now +--- 636264327 +>>636264050 +the opening flare animations make no fucking sense +--- 636265137 +Did i understand correctly? +>Activation negation +You cant use "you can only activate this card once per turn" cards after this, and continuous spell and traps get sent to the graveyard + +>Effect negation +You can use "you can only activate this card once per turn" again after this, and continuous spell and traps stay on the field +--- 636265552 +>>636263737 +>Activation negation +>You cant use "you can only activate this card once per turn" cards after this +>Effect negation +>You can use "you can only activate this card once per turn" again after this +Other way around. +--- 636265575 +>>636265137 +You got the once per turn parts mixed up. +You can use a second copy of a hard once per turn that says you can only activate it once if the activation is negated, because if the activation was negated, then you never activated it. +You cannot use another copy of the effect was negated because you already activated it once. + +And for cards that say you can use the effect once, then you can't use it either way. Also activation negations can be used in the damage step, so something like Apollousa can let you kill Avramax in battle.. +--- 636266268 +BUY DARKWING BLAST +--- 636266553 +>>636265137 +you got the first part backwards +the second one is right +--- 636266715 +>>636266268 +why +--- 636266928 +this season sucks so much stun shit +how are you guys faring +--- 636267026 +>>636266928 +I'm Gold IV and I don't feel like playing +--- 636267286 +>>636266928 +I'm in Diamond III, alternating between Melffy Spright and Tearlaments. I'm fine not getting D1 this season, but I'll keep trying since there is a lot of time left. +Way too many Floos and Fossil Dyna turbo, so I replaced Maxx C with Evenly Matched in my decks +--- 636267482 +>>636266928 +I am Plat 1 and I stopped playing because its fucking boring, I am playing the same shit my opponent is playing the same shit and its either a coinflip simulator or I have god hand I win simulator. +--- 636267649 +>>636266928 +Haven't really played more than to get dailies each day. Had a little fun in Plat V trying to beat Tear decks to varying success before I switched to Tear. But like you said, all the stun garbage makes this format awful, and more for my other decks than against my Tear deck. Tear mirrors are played out even if a decent amount of them are satisfying. +--- 636267668 +>>636266928 +bronze III +according to my calculations i will be able to remain in silver again for another season +--- 636267815 +>all the stun garbage makes this format awful +All the tear garbage subhuman forced me to include anti-tear cards in my deck you fucking ngiger oh wow it's not your fault huh you fucking tearlaments niggersssssss +--- 636267981 +>>636267815 +Just be a shitter and stay in gold like me and play all the shitdecks you want. +--- 636267996 +>>636267981 +based +--- 636268020 +>>636267815 +you’d be playing stunshit tear or no tear +--- 636268246 +>>636266928 +I have not touched ranked yet, just collecting my 65 gems +Might have to start playing now because I already have all the dailies again +--- 636268695 +No one's talking about the leaked S-Force solo mode? +--- 636268761 +>>636268075 +Flying onahole +--- 636268784 +Trying this mokey deck to diamond wish me luck +--- 636268881 +I fought stun for first time and holy shit what's it's worst match up? +--- 636269008 +>>636268881 +going second +--- 636269040 +>>636266928 +I had fun climbing into Plat I from Gold V. Time to derank into Plat V again. +--- 636269137 +>>636268020 +DD crow Dimension Shifter is stun now? +HOLY FUCK YOU CANNOT READ NIGGER! +I SAID ANTI TEARS CARDS NIGGER +--- 636269408 +I faced Amazoness for the first time. I thought it was an old school swarm-beatdown deck with muscular women. +Imagine my disappointment when I found out it's a boring control/trap deck. +--- 636269554 +its a me pekora ho hoy +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwhosZ547Zg [Embed] +--- 636269613 +>>636269137 +then why did you quote the complaint about stun +also yes, shifter very much counts as stun +--- 636269616 +>>636269554 +Duel Masters +Master Duel +kek konami is a copycat kek +--- 636269678 +shifter count as stun +your mom count as cunt +--- 636269704 +>>636269554 +>duel masters +It's still kicking? +--- 636269743 +>>636269704 +In Japan, yes. +--- 636269750 +>>636269554 +jesas, kikenami such a faggot for not letting cover to play their games +--- 636269763 +>>636261893 +my love for pokemon died with dexit too, im still mad, atleast my pokemon are on an island vacation forever now +--- 636269853 +>>636269750 +fubuki is an avid fan of yugioh but bushiroad and konami have their yakuza issue to settle +--- 636269865 +>>636269678 +i cant believe ghoti was a stun deck all along... +--- 636269903 +>>636269853 +who is fubuki? +--- 636269972 +>>636269865 +ash blossom is a stun card +maxx c is a stun card +imperm is a stun card +drnm is a stun card +evenly matched is a stun card +sky striker raye is a stun card +--- 636269989 +>>636269865 +you are still playing stun cards retard +--- 636270027 +>>636269989 +Your mom is Lady Labrynth and I stun her pussy every night. +--- 636270045 +>>636269678 +>>636269865 +>>636269972 +mindbroken +--- 636270078 +>>636269903 +--- 636270090 +>>636270045 +shut up... SHUT UP!!!! +--- 636270117 +>>636270078 +Japanese Sky Sisters look like THAT? +--- 636270140 +>>636270045 +I break your Ze Amin's ass every night. +And yes psyframe gear gamma is a stun card. +--- 636270209 +Exodia The Forbidden One is a stun card, it stops you from playing the game. +--- 636270242 +>>636269750 +I remember hearing a couple years ago that they have an exclusivity deal with Niji or something. From before Holo blew up in popularity. +--- 636270350 +>Multi World Championship Finalist of Duel Links. +shameless +--- 636270353 +Are speedroids good yet? +--- 636270374 +I normal summon Hitotsu-Me Giant on Attack Position. I end my turn. +--- 636270396 +>>636270242 +where are the niji cards then +--- 636270413 +>>636270350 +>competitive duel links gameplay +>check videos +..... +--- 636270465 +>>636270350 +How many Duelist Cup has he won? +Zero? +Imagine my shock! +--- 636270485 +>went from plat 5 to plat 1 in just 2 hours because tearsissies keep scooping +Why do they run from some puny birbs? +--- 636270507 +>>636269554 +>nijisanji can stream MD +>hololive can collab with nijisanji +>roberu(of hololive) can play master duel with nijisanji members on their stream +>but hololive can't stream MD +?????????? +--- 636270591 +konami should ban ALL vtumors from their games +--- 636270618 +https://roadoftheking.com/master-duel-duelist-cup-2023-march/ +European & American sucks at yugioh. +Prove me wrong, you can't. +--- 636270672 +>>636270618 +>Prove me wrong +I can't, this is a known fact +Westoids are terrible at Yu-Gi-Oh +--- 636270678 +>>636270618 +>ESL +Imagine my shock. +--- 636270697 +>>636270618 +>https://roadoftheking.com/master-duel-duelist-cup-2023-march/ +DCs do not reflect player skill at all. Its literally a grind game. +--- 636270703 +>>636270374 +I normal summon the dreaded Silver Fang in attack position and equip it with Beast Fangs! Now Go! Silver Fang! Show him your snarl! Attack his Hitotsu-Me Giant! +It's all over for you now Anon. There's no beating my god-combo! Try as you might, any monster you bring out cannot stand against the wicked bite of my Silver FANG! +--- 636270772 +>>636270678 +You cannot refute, imagine my micropenis. +>>636270697 +It is literally a grind game? Holy cope! +--- 636270802 +>>636270772 +based ESL +--- 636270856 +>>636268695 +Bad card solo mode! Confirmed (not confirmed) POGGERS!!! woo +Can't wait to play bad cards in solo mode maybe. +--- 636270863 +>>636270772 +holy BASED +--- 636270918 +>>636270591 +seethe +--- 636270923 +>>636270802 +>>636270863 +Thank you thank you!! +--- 636270975 +>>636270772 +>It is literally a grind game? +Yes, dipshit. Theres no MMR system so whoever grinds the most points gets to the top. People with actual souls cant stand that shit but chinksects love it. +--- 636271060 +>>636270975 +You have to win to get points. +But hey I have to grind your anus with my dick every night to get top place in duelist cup according to your logic. Anyway I am using Asus ROG mouse and it is helping me to win the coinflip alot would recommend it to you gay bro. +--- 636271078 +>>636270975 +mmr is just elo, which is exactly how the DC works +--- 636271167 +>>636270975 +I dunno dude, sounds like cope. I'm going with the ESL for this one, he sounds pretty based. +--- 636271262 +>>636271060 +>You have to win to get points. +You act like this is difficult. I was in top 5000 last DC. Why didnt I bother to go higher? Because its a big fucking waste of time. +--- 636273247 +>>636272570 +Pulled 2 of her, keeping them for the kash meta. +--- 636273338 +>>636269554 +FUCK TOWER OF TRIALS +--- 636273428 +>forced myself into Plat +Playing Gold this season was comfy I now regret doing that +--- 636273605 +>animated mate at the main menu background +master duel is so far behind +--- 636273667 +>>636273428 +NEVER leave gold +--- 636274503 +Are Tearlaments the most Reddit archetype? +>le dark mermaids +>but they're actually heckin wholesome good girls oppressed by evil male +>kaleido heart is big chungus +>name of archetype is a pun +>one of boss monsters is le sad girl you sympathize with +>deck is combo + control, plays on opponent's turn and has stupid levels of recursion +>but its "honest" and "healthy" because it has "skillful" mirror matchup. Despite that, it punishes opponent for interacting with it in any kind of way, even if their backrow/monsters are destroyed +--- 636274510 +How good does Marincess get with Worldsea Dragon Zealantis? +--- 636274585 +>>636274503 +no +--- 636274738 +>>636270507 +Konami is retarded, more news at 11. +--- 636274917 +>>636234081 +labrynth +labrynth +labrynth support, traptrix support, maybe bysstials +--- 636275067 +new floo support when? diff --git a/v/636232378.txt b/v/636232378.txt index e4c71663e18601f1a3fbe7475207dc19dd88f0e6..e918abe1b86f8da380d80d50fd9379f07e81ef98 100644 --- a/v/636232378.txt +++ b/v/636232378.txt @@ -39,3 +39,256 @@ Rikku FFX >>636232378 (OP) >girl Couldn't be me. +--- 636234487 +>>636232774 +>>636233043 +anon, those are children +>>636234003 +even worst >:( +--- 636234569 +Don Quixote +--- 636234971 +Anyone from this list, desu. +>Verification not required. +--- 636235040 +>>636232378 (OP) +sneaking suit from fnv owb +--- 636235237 +>>636232378 (OP) +Jeanne! +--- 636235330 +>>636233297 +Ess my beloved +--- 636235998 +>>636234487 +out of 10! +--- 636236104 +DORK +MARRIGE +--- 636236294 +>>636235084 +there are worms under your skin +--- 636237147 +2B probably definitely. +--- 636237240 +alice? +--- 636238076 +>>636234487 +out of 10! months +--- 636238998 +I used to mock waifufags, but then i played V3 and discovered my wife... +coincidentally, i dropped this game not long after she was killed +--- 636239313 +>>636234971 +You have a type huh +There's one in your list that I love drawing too. +--- 636239390 +>>636232378 (OP) +None. +I'm not a stupid teenager anymore +--- 636239486 +>>636234003 +This, especially the middle one. +--- 636239507 +>>636239390 +Baker hands posted this +--- 636239608 +>>636239507 +Based redditor +disregard 3D women, acquire literal bread +--- 636239776 +>think about vidya Girl +>immediately feel like pic related +I gotta stop falling inlove with tragic unsavable girls In literally evey game where one appears +--- 636239843 +Melia Antiqua +--- 636239934 +Femme from skygunner +--- 636240026 +Yeah dude +--- 636240117 +>>636239934 +Cute mob face design. Can you post more? For reasons I'll shortly disclose if you do. +--- 636240409 +>tfw too autistic and jaded and have never romantically loved anyone, I'm not even sure I love my family but I feel like I keep with the social paradigm out of moral respect. +I've had sex a few times but even with 2D I feel like its lust speaking. +--- 636241642 +>>636239313 +>You have a type, huh +Cute blondies, yeah, in fact the whole tier list is nothing but blondies kek. +>There's one in your list that I love drawing too. +Which one? Im curious. I was also thinking of drawing each and every single of the S tier girls for the fun of it, already started with Peach. +--- 636241710 +>>636240117 +Skygunner is full of this artstyle. What's up? +--- 636241785 +>>636241642 +Roll. +But all the other ones are really good too. +--- 636242067 +>>636232378 (OP) +I love Red Riding Hood +--- 636242083 +>>636233985 +Why is she so perfect +--- 636242125 +>>636232378 (OP) +Kurisu +--- 636242127 +>>636241710 +Very soulful. Will probably draw her in a swimsuit. +--- 636242403 +I loev Laetitia +--- 636242407 +Lilith +--- 636242663 +>>636232378 (OP) +Illya! +--- 636242809 +Lily! Going to bed for real now though +--- 636245493 +>>636232378 (OP) +The one and only +--- 636246220 +I love my dear, beautiful and precious Chiaki! +--- 636246570 +is this the thread??? +--- 636246581 +It's been more than ten years and she still makes my heart flutter. I love my wife Blanc more than anything in the whole world. +--- 636246704 +>>636233427 +how do you feel about the whole Rex'ed thing? +--- 636246708 +>>636246570 +Might as well be +--- 636247420 +It's over +--- 636247981 +>>636232453 +She's a dumb bitch and needs to get out of the way of the real blocks! +--- 636248383 +>>636242127 +Let me know if you deliver. +--- 636248910 +her because the fanart made her cuter +--- 636249157 +Night waifu +--- 636251270 +No question. +--- 636251793 +VERONICA MY BELOVED +--- 636251906 +>>636232378 (OP) +BlueArchive cunny +--- 636254139 +>>636232378 (OP) +She's in a mobile game so it kinda counts +--- 636254632 +My love, Dolce. +--- 636254714 +>>636232378 (OP) +--- 636255168 +>>636232378 (OP) +>Whats her name +No one's sure - so i made a thread to discuss what it should be +--- 636255243 +This witch +--- 636255481 +>>636246704 +I'm also a dwarf with an accent people mock so it's easy to see myself in him. Good for him and it doesn't stop me from loving any character related to him +--- 636255728 +>>636232378 (OP) +This gremlin +--- 636256091 +I love my wife Seele! +--- 636256161 +>>636254139 +Another Mirkobro? Nice. +--- 636256250 +>>636232378 (OP) +Kill yourself. +--- 636256312 +>>636255728 +Good taste. +For me, it's this one. +--- 636256323 +>>636232774 +This but unironically. No creature will ever be as perfect a mix of cute, sexy, lovable and cool. +--- 636256401 +For me, it's a boy. +He puts me in such a trance... +--- 636257990 +My hotwife, Kochiya Sanae! +--- 636258227 +what does it mean +--- 636258686 +>>636258227 +Spencer-sama... +--- 636258730 +>>636232378 (OP) +None +--- 636259073 +>>636258227 +Don't drown ro death, Narcissus. +--- 636259425 +>>636232378 (OP) +Maya Amano +--- 636259547 +>>636232378 (OP) +--- 636259605 +>>636232378 (OP) +Malina. +>>636258227 +You are into selfcest +--- 636259835 +>>636256401 +well he is the coolest +--- 636260106 +>>636234003 +>lust provoking image +--- 636260293 +>>636232378 (OP) +It starts with C and ends with the O +--- 636260356 +>>636232378 (OP) +Jas +--- 636260504 +>>636260293 +CHRONOOOOOOOO! +--- 636260685 +>>636254139 +>gives her a male name +stupid japs +--- 636260731 +>>636260293 +--- 636260807 +>>636258227 +--- 636264641 +>>636261665 +ANON NOOOO +--- 636264734 +>>636258227 +AIIIIEEE SPENCER SAMA +--- 636264923 +>>636260807 +I kneel.. +--- 636265834 +>>636258227 +Spencer-sama.... +--- 636266205 +>>636261665 +ABSOLUTE MADMAN +--- 636266828 +Fang +--- 636269215 +i love edge the rabbid whether this thread lasts or not +--- 636271931 +Good morning from page 9! +--- 636273796 +>>636269215 +This anon understands. +--- 636273960 +She literally did very little wrong. +--- 636274758 +>>636273796 +rabbid girls are made for love diff --git a/v/636234803.txt b/v/636234803.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..42a08edb94074bf6f43615055a881d06d094ceb1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636234803.txt @@ -0,0 +1,172 @@ +----- +--- 636234803 +Video game jigsaw puzzle solving thread +https://jiggie.fun/GwWdUb +286 sfw +--- 636236435 +https://jiggie.fun/EQqMDa +280 sfw +--- 636238219 +https://jiggie.fun/wOtiI1 + +AI-fu (RIP hands) +SFW 400, no rotation +--- 636239034 +250, dwarf + +https://jiggie.fun/DrLcQO +--- 636239860 +https://jiggie.fun/34VYxB +90 lewd squares (no rotation) +--- 636240079 +https://jiggie.fun/7a_wcy +204 sfw +--- 636240223 +https://jiggie.fun/I25rq4 +Castlevania 300 pieces +--- 636240813 +https://jiggie.fun/F3yHAQ +374 double lewd +--- 636240857 +https://jiggie.fun/72xsu7 +384 sfw huge cock +--- 636241232 +https://jiggie.fun/T__R3P +300 pieces Ghosts and Goblins +--- 636241952 +NSFW pokemon https://jiggie.fun/22lOkb +--- 636242094 +https://jiggie.fun/fbMGBY +450 sfw elf +--- 636242178 +https://jiggie.fun/EHhFSq +Cute dino crisis image +--- 636243745 +>>636241952 +very NSFW Res4 https://jiggie.fun/3XPzB5 +--- 636243931 +https://jiggie.fun/H64DQY +fate yuri order +norot nsfw 400 +--- 636244224 +https://jiggie.fun/3THMG7 +450 nsfw ff7 +--- 636246724 +https://jiggie.fun/XB9Fwf +361 sfw shopkeep +--- 636247162 +>>636246724 +surprised the sperg didn't freak out that this wasn't truly SFW +--- 636247204 +https://jiggie.fun/rLNn7l +299 official art girls +--- 636247287 +https://jiggie.fun/1zIQd1 +391 sfw pixie +--- 636247354 +>>636247162 +If covered breasts with cleavage are no longer sfw than we've failed as a jiggy +--- 636247861 +https://jiggie.fun/9eL_jo +460 sexy anime ladies +--- 636248560 +https://jiggie.fun/fFeKOh +368 pokemon gf +--- 636248593 +https://jiggie.fun/jySp1q +374 the requisite Thursday fattie +--- 636249467 +https://jiggie.fun/IO6IJh +390 challenging lewd cunny +--- 636250092 +https://jiggie.fun/jseDSd +462 nsfw Legends 2 +--- 636250675 +https://jiggie.fun/DPVLTG +475 furry woman +--- 636252224 +Nsfw (peices are square) https://jiggie.fun/WLcOsR +--- 636253025 +Nsfw https://jiggie.fun/dxIweL +--- 636253625 +350 SFW +https://jiggie.fun/Cw9wba +--- 636253712 +zelda nsfw https://jiggie.fun/Qvshku +--- 636253808 +368 vidya arcade flyer +https://jiggie.fun/a_wbmz +--- 636254082 +Nsfw https://jiggie.fun/yokSkC +--- 636254384 +>>636253712 +more zelda nsfw https://jiggie.fun/qiNi7d +--- 636254962 +Nsfw https://jiggie.fun/X6KT8m +--- 636255115 +Nsfw https://jiggie.fun/T_P75u +--- 636255280 +Nsfw 250 https://jiggie.fun/05AlB3 +--- 636255436 +Nsfw https://jiggie.fun/zghZko +--- 636255892 +https://jiggie.fun/5sFuZs +144 +you don't get to bring friends +--- 636256629 +https://jiggie.fun/TKpu3i +403 nsfwish +--- 636256638 +Nsfw https://jiggie.fun/uKBhhc +--- 636256735 +Nsfw https://jiggie.fun/MIt_Is +--- 636258690 +https://jiggie.fun/JF5H7r +290 kirbyntsp0x +--- 636259837 +https://jiggie.fun/lqU4ZJ +180 sfw turd strike +--- 636260228 +https://jiggie.fun/4wv9nB +340 Doom +--- 636261664 +https://jiggie.fun/unicornwarriorseterna +--- 636261845 +https://jiggie.fun/YrNXop +wrasslin vidya +--- 636263335 +https://jiggie.fun/QhUI9A +puzzlin vidya +--- 636263519 +https://jiggie.fun/z8MGkA +484 sfw bikini armor +--- 636263961 +https://jiggie.fun/tAGq1R +336 N64 +--- 636266406 +bump +--- 636266605 +https://jiggie.fun/MDS4cH +493 sfw lovely angels +--- 636268462 +https://jiggie.fun/HlqDc0 +--- 636270318 +https://jiggie.fun/SlGuJN +350 NSFW +--- 636272763 +https://jiggie.fun/3HC4mI +sfw 250 +--- 636273373 +https://jiggie.fun/xj9lol +--- 636273867 +https://jiggie.fun/4MWfsC +250 SFW 2hu +--- 636274006 +https://jiggie.fun/zz7E1V +280 rotation +vidya NSFW +--- 636274043 +https://jiggie.fun/qt-2 +--- 636274953 +https://jiggie.fun/vt8mLF +364 lewd vidya girls diff --git a/v/636237545.txt b/v/636237545.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..90de3d8dfa037dc3b33ffba044a6c144bb58e1a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636237545.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1491 @@ +----- +--- 636237545 +https://mp1st.com/news/hogwarts-legacy-update-1-000-006-casts-out-this-may-4 + +Why are so many faggots scared of a few pixels, all for a fake mental illness? +--- 636237621 +>>636237545 (OP) +Spiders are boring enemies. Did they replace them with something cool? +--- 636237659 +>>636237545 (OP) +Arachnophobia mode should turn everything into spiders to cure it via exposure therapy. +--- 636237684 +Do zoomers really +--- 636237693 +>>636237545 (OP) +You should look for a career in journalism. + +You know, since your whole topic is nothing but a big fat lie. It's an optional feature. Kinda like colour blind mode, or whatever that phobia where people fear holes was that was fixed to some big game in the recent years. Literally no harm for any of us who don't mind the spiders. +--- 636237739 +>>636237545 (OP) +So what does it turn them into +--- 636237749 +>>636237545 (OP) +Absolutely unacceptable. +Where is the extra spiders mode? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stg6fWCy6mA [Embed] +--- 636237791 +>>636237545 (OP) +where's my patch to get rid of the trannies and brown people +--- 636237795 +>>636237659 +Apparently, Grounded made the (cartoon) spiders ACTUALLY scary when turning it on, by turning them into creepy floating balls with fangs. +--- 636237883 +>>636237545 (OP) +Why are people scared of 99% harmless creatures that kill tons of pests? +--- 636237908 +>>636237659 +>Turn on arachnophobia mode +>Twice as many spiders +>Turn it back off +>Three times as many spiders +--- 636237916 +>>636237545 (OP) +this is such a stupid meme thing +>waste time on meaningless toggle that ultimately does nothing because it just turns spider enemies into horrific abstract blob monsters that still move like spiders anyways +>don't make any actual QoL changes to things that matter +>criticizing this in any way gets met with the UHHHH CHUDDIES WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST ACCESSABILITY????? bullshit as if being afraid of a fucking spider is a legitimate disability +its an enemy. you're supposed to kill it. this is like saying if you're afraid of terrorism games should turn them all into blank mannequins with smiley faces. this is all so fucking stupid +--- 636237950 +>>636237545 (OP) +tfw no negrophobia or faggotphobia options yet. just how am I supposed to enjoy this wizardry kino if the game is out to scare the fuck out of me at every moment? my poor heart cant take it. plz change this devs. +--- 636237981 +>>636237545 (OP) +>Arachnophobia mode +What's with people with Arachnophobia and being absolute bitches? You don't see this kind of shit with other form of common phobias like heights, enclosed spaces or bats. +--- 636238036 +Why the fuck is arachnaphobua suddenly a major thing now? +--- 636238037 +>>636237545 (OP) +Australian legs wrote this post +--- 636238065 +>>636237908 +based +--- 636238067 +I wish there was something like this except for removing water enemies in games. Like don't transform them, just remove them. +--- 636238092 +>>636237545 (OP) +>a main plot point and character is a spider in harry potter +>NOOOOOOOOOO I CANT LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 636238105 +>>636237545 (OP) +I have jogger phobia so will they make a patch for that too? +--- 636238146 +>>636238036 +its a really easy thing to pander to, to make the company seem more socially conscious despite it barely being a thing and likely having nobody on the planet actually affected by it in any way +--- 636238163 +>>636238067 +>No option to turn off the giant sea creature that will appear if you accidently go too far +>option to remove tiny spider +Fucked +--- 636238213 +>>636238036 +This. Seriously, why is it such a huge thing now? I see people acting like they could ducking die from getting a glimpse of a spider. How do they tolerate a franchise like Spider-Man existing? +--- 636238275 +>>636237545 (OP) +I think spiders are gross and I don't like seeing them in real life but anyone who gets triggered by one in a video game is a gigantic faggot who shouldn't have their needs catered to. +--- 636238306 +>>636238036 +same way as trypophobia was big years ago,- reddit and ecelebs. probably some faggot like pewdiepie started shitting his pants at spiders +--- 636238347 +>>636237791 +>>636237950 +>>636238105 +Okay we get it, you don't need to post your racist joke multiple times +--- 636238409 +>>636238306 +>Final Fantasy XIV changed a role UI icon because it was offensive to people with holephobia +Women and faggots were a mistake +--- 636238413 +>>636238036 +That and megalophbia or whatever the faggot underwater shit is. I see that so much. +--- 636238431 +>>636237545 (OP) +I had a panic attack on the Forbidden Journey ride but vidya spider don't go anything for me (except for the ones in Dark Messiah) +--- 636238471 +It's a forced meme, like that holes in skin shit. +--- 636238581 +>tfw crippling fear of heights +>the HL2 bridge sequence is a nightmare for me +>but I was still able to complete it +>it felt like an accomplishment as a result (in a "I was challenged, I overcame the challenge" way) +>these faggots don't even want to beat up what they're afraid of +What a bunch of pussies. +--- 636238689 +>>636238581 +I was gonna say is a videogame not meant for people to live out their fantasies? what the fuck more could you want than to blow up a spider with magic nukes? +--- 636238749 +>>636238036 +it's like the "safe horny" trend, easy brownie points with the average vaguely "left wing" keyboard warrior +--- 636238768 +>>636237545 (OP) +>arachnophobes are afraid of spiders +>let's get rid of all the spiders +>transphobes are afraid of trannies +>? +--- 636238809 +I am deathly afraid of bees. Even as an adult I see one and I piss and shit and cry. I fucking hate summer, bastards are fuckin everywhere. + +But like my favorite game is Donkey Kong Country 2 yall niggas know faces aren't real right? +--- 636239015 +Anytime I see these "Arachnophobia Modes" added in, I always think of this one game that had a slider to make the spiders look less like spiders. +But the further you slid it down the more horrifying it looked because it would transform from a big ass spider into some weird unidentifiable blob on stilts. +--- 636239178 +>>636237545 (OP) +I don't like looking at spiders, but this is just insulting... +--- 636239227 +>>636238036 +They might be like me, irl spiders I’m cool with. Obviously would probably panic a bit if they crawled on me or whatever but for the most part they’re fine, but vidya spiders I struggle with a lot. Maybe it’s the eyes, hair, sounds etc, could be the wall crawling and webs etc, but yeah for some reason I just cannot deal with vidya spiders. I either mod them out, look up a walkthrough if it’s a short section like in the Metro series, or find what they’re weak to and nuke them. +--- 636239254 +>>636238574 +based +--- 636239302 +>>636237545 (OP) +>collision is still active +>invisible spiders +AIEEEEEEEEEE +--- 636239305 +>>636237545 (OP) +So phobias are ok or not? +--- 636239368 +>>636239178 +does this game still have rampant performance problems +--- 636239369 +>>636239178 +>hmmm people think the spiders are too unnerving +>better make it a nightmare demon with invisible limbs +how the fuck is this supposed to help +--- 636239380 +>>636238306 +remember when the word moist was just horrific +--- 636239492 +>>636238574 +Le sigh... this is chud behavior. +--- 636239542 +i hope we get more patches now that the ps4 version is out +ive been waiting for a patch and fixes before coming back and finishing this and 100%ing the map +--- 636239798 +>>636238036 +when you want to be special with your own mental illness but cutting your dick off is a bit too hardcore +--- 636239836 +>>636239368 +I just wonder what this game is like on last-gen systems, so I can laugh at those who didn't upgrade to a PS5 or Xbox Series X yet, after THREE YEARS. +--- 636239851 +This is a capitalist decision. They know the game will sell more for having this option. +--- 636239985 +>>636239542 +>100%ing the map +why the fuck would you do that to yourself +--- 636240037 +>Look up how common arachnophobia is in the population +>About 3% to 15% of the population has arachnophobia. + +Apparently it's so bad/common that several game developers that have spiders as enemies in their game are putting this option in the game. Are there really people out there that see a spider on screen and start crying or shaking? It's not a real spider, but apparently it really bothers them, like they have some PTSD attack or something. +--- 636240158 +>Resolved non-offensive player names being restricted when naming a character: HL-50 +>https://hogwartslegacy.bugs.wbgames.com/bug/HL-50 +Why did a single-player game have this anyways? +--- 636240205 +>>636240037 +this is what happens when your parents condition the fear into you when you’re a kid, them reacting like a pussy turns you into a pussy. +--- 636240279 +>>636240037 +I don't doubt a sizable amount of people are scared of spiders but the amount of those who are literally afraid to the point they cannot function has to be like .00001% of the existing percentage. this is just weirdly overblown to pander to what is really a minor inconvenience to very few people +--- 636240396 +>>636237545 (OP) +What? They were one of the best parts. I hate everything +--- 636240426 +>>636238574 +I honestly wouldn't care about faggotry in any video game If this was a setting. If people can complain about fictional spiders then I want to a toggle for fictional fags and trannies. +--- 636240461 +>>636239178 +they couldve just implemented the spell they use in the movie for dealing with your worst fear +--- 636240568 +>>636237545 (OP) +sanding the edges off of media/art because its TOO evocative is so fucking awful. i briefly stopped playing RE1 when I was a kid because the giant spiders freaked me out too much. the way they twitched and curled up when you killed them made me break out in a cold sweat. and I eventually worked past it, and it remains one of the most memorable things about my experience playing it. it was supposed to be scary, and it scared me. its achieving the intended effect, its the whole fucking point! +--- 636240589 +>>636238036 +Probably some behind the scenes analytics from some random screenings. They always look for data to create something they can pander too and accessibility features are the broad strokes. + +There was probably some study showing 1 in X gamers would like spider filters in their games +--- 636240790 +>>636239178 +>gets roller skates +So it's just a marketing thing then? People loudly complain about the mode while other people make le ebig meme about the funny rollerblading rayman monster. +--- 636240902 +Why spiders? Why is-it ALWAYS arachnophobia that gets this special treatment? People are scared of the dark, of clowns, of drowning, of fire, of a ton of other things. But none of THEM get special anti-phobia settings; it’s always spiders, and ONLY spiders +--- 636241000 +>>636240902 +clowns aren't a common video game enemy +--- 636241162 +>>636240902 +Not just that, but it's always the studios who couldn't even animate a spider well enough to evoke genuine disgust that go out of their way to add a spider filter. It's not as scary as a real spider just because it has eight legs. There's a specific way they move and carry themselves that's almost never captured in video games. +--- 636241205 +>>636240902 +because fuck spiders +--- 636241321 +>>636240902 +If you're scared of the dark, you can just turn the brightness to max level. Kill and rape all spiders. +--- 636241364 +>>636240902 +I've only seen one game do spiders in a genuinely unnerving way and that was Metal Gear Survive of all things. +--- 636241398 +>>636237908 +>game has a mode to increase the amount of spiders +Shadows Over Loathing is great. +--- 636241521 +>>636239178 +Turn this into a meme to mock Leftist faggots +--- 636241620 +>>636238036 +I don't know how to describe it better but I think it's really just a meme with people exaggerating to get attention on social media. Like hawaiian pizza, I hate it too but people had to make a big deal and take it to another level, making jokes about how vile it is or a disgrace to italians, I bet some would even pretend to hate it just to fit in. All just a social media thing really. +--- 636241753 +>>636239178 +what the fuck +--- 636241767 +>>636241620 +>I bet some would even pretend to hate it just to fit in +But most people like hawaiian pizza. +--- 636241861 +>>636238036 +Because of shit like this +--- 636242142 +>>636238036 +>fear of spiders +>a major thing now +people have always feared spiders, there's nothing new under the sun +--- 636242236 +Why isn't there ever a homophobia mode in any of these games? +--- 636242490 +Why are people so weak nowadays? Our species conquered the world and now they're scared of virtual bugs. +--- 636242592 +>>636242490 +Jews. +--- 636242593 +>>636242236 +Because they know phobia means fear. They need a disgust mode +--- 636242670 +>>636237545 (OP) +i have pretty bad arachnophobia but spiders in games don't affect me at all for some reason. +the only exception i remember is the visual effect in hollow knight in deepnest where spiders quickly scurry across the screen, i hated that, +--- 636242739 +>>636238037 +Australians are the only ones who should be scared of spiders. +--- 636242806 +Spiders are based. Anyone scared of spiders is a soi filled faggot. +--- 636243042 +>>636237545 (OP) +When are they going to remove the horrible stuttering and frame drops? +--- 636243212 +Got bit by a black widow as a child. 3 days later, in the hospital. Never saw the spider, must have been the venom telling my brain not to fuck around with them and gave me the phobia. If your game has spiders, I'm modding them out. If I can't mod them out, I don't play it. Kiss my ass Ty the Tasmanian Tiger and EDF. I'm sure EDF is fun though. Besides, it's just a mode, an option, so chill. +>>636242670 +That part unnerved me, but I got used to it. And even more weird I got used to headcrabs in half life. Cazadores in New Vegas though? Nah fuck that shit. +--- 636243215 +People who can't control their phobias really rustle my jimmies and I'm tired of pretending everyone isn't tired of their bullshit. +--- 636243425 +>>636237908 +Absolutely based. +--- 636243476 +>>636238574 +Same except I'm also phobic of DARK wizards. +--- 636243507 +>>636243215 +Actual phobias are inherently irrational. I have one of needles, to the extent I had a cavity drilled without numbing because the needle for the painkiller freaked me out too much. I try to manage it the best I can, luckily I don't have to deal with needles on a regular basis, but having blood taken or getting a shot always makes me panic. I'm not squeamish, blood and guts don't freak me out, my own blood doesn't freak me out. I get hurt and cut in my line of work all the time, but something about needles just freak me the fuck out. Ever since I was a kid I've always had to do the "Fear is the Mindkiller" mantra to get past a bunch of shit like that. It's my only coping mechanism. I was really into Dune in middle school and high school. +--- 636243671 +>>636239985 +because its fun? + +you remember fun right? poor faggot. go follow your trendy hipster streamer flopping over from one fomo to the next ill be over here having comfy gameplay +--- 636243690 +>>636243507 +--- 636243775 +>>636243507 +Needles and spiders are phobias society tries to psyop you into having, too. How much children's media has over the top, dread inducing depictions of people being threatened with needles full of god know what? Or being ambushed by giant hairy spiders? +--- 636243790 +>>636243690 +What can I say? I'm a strange man. +--- 636243848 +>Gets rid +Looks like it's an option. Not forced to do anything tranny. +--- 636243867 +>>636243212 +Don't you want the catharsis of obliterating the EDF spiders from orbit with a tactical rail gun? +--- 636243950 +>>636241321 +>turn brightness to max +>screen is now just a grey rectangle instead of a black rectangle because modern games still have absolute dogshit contrast +--- 636244019 +>>636243775 +>tries to psyop you into having +No when I was a kid in middle school they were giving all the kids shots, and the lady doing it was slow as fuck and you could feel the needle in real-time puncture every fiber and bit of flesh in your arm as it slowly pierced and descended into your person. That's what freaked me out. The complete alien sensation of it. It didn't hurt, it felt wrong. Existentially wrong, something that nothing should ever feel. That's when I decided I didn't like needles. I take shots when I have to but I still get freaked out by them. It's irrational, that's the entire basis of actual phobias. +--- 636244069 +When do they add the option that removes all the poos and nogs that apparently populated every one of even the tiniest Scottish hamlets in the 1800s +--- 636244145 +>>636238036 +>Arachnophobia is one of the most common phobias +>even people who don't have it still find spiders unsettling enough that they are considered one of the most frightening real life creatures, if not the most +>devs insert them into just about every game ever, even when they are totally out of place like in that Star Wars game +>but it's modern day +>come up with idea of toggle to remove them for those who have phobia +>get praise from one side for 'accessibility' bullshit +>get low key incentive from other side to keep putting them in games which is really just lazy to begin with +I am just kinda tired of seeing generic "GIANT SPIDER, GIANT BAT, BEAR, DOG" enemies thrown into everything because devs can't be bothered to come up with something creative. If it were up to you lot Elden Ring would have had standard giant spiders instead of the spiderhands. +--- 636244263 +>>636237545 (OP) +Arachnophobia mode should be that one spell from the second movie that insta kills spiders. +--- 636244416 +>see spider +>kill it +>wake up every morning with my legs covered in spider bites +Fucking cunts +--- 636244430 +>>636244145 +Giant spiders are literally a plot point in Harry Potter, retard. +--- 636244457 +>>636237784 +hahaha shit i got got +--- 636244532 +>>636244430 +I'm not just talking about Harry Potter retard, I mean in general. This became a thing in part because devs put them in so many games. +--- 636244705 +>>636239178 +Wait a minute, why didn't they just call it Ridikulus Mode? + +God damn. What a low hanging fruit they absolutely fumbled. +--- 636244723 +>>636237545 (OP) +Who cares? You retards really do love to complain about shit that doesn't affect you at all +--- 636245012 +I'll never understand people's irrational aversion to shakes and spiders. Even in real life they aren't scary, let alone in a video game. The funny thing is for the most part the bigger they are the less dangerous they are, it's the tiny fuckers you have to be on the lookout for. + + That being said, I'm deathly afraid of cockroaches. I'll squeal like a little bitch and hit them with the whole can of Raid if I ever come across one +--- 636245049 +>>636237784 +huh, I guess I can see where they're coming from now +--- 636245118 +>>636238036 +super easy way to get ESG good boy points by adding in anti-spider shit as an accessibility option. I think it's a plot by Big Fly to get more people to hate spiders and stop them from catching flies in their webs +--- 636245154 +>>636238749 +>"safe horny" trend +I must be getting old, legit have never heard of this before +--- 636245185 +20% of the enemies you are facing are spiders though. +--- 636245189 +>>636245012 +>I'll never understand people's irrational aversion to shakes +Vanilla or Chocolate? +--- 636245263 +>>636245189 +goddamnit + chocolate obviously +--- 636245357 +>>636244416 +>see spider +>stomp on it +>sea of tiny spiders swarm from the momma's corpse +>conduct a mini-genocide +still see that shit in my nightmares +--- 636245395 +>>636238749 +>safe horny +what the fuck is this? +--- 636245412 +>>636238809 +Bees are based though, they make honey and wax. +Hornets are terrible I agree. +--- 636245432 +>>636237545 (OP) +Why is arachnophobia cool with everyone but homophobia is not? +--- 636245491 +>>636243212 +This reminds me of modding out a monster in a level of Amnesia that you had to play through for the Portal 2 ARG. Fun times +--- 636245516 +>>636237545 (OP) +Where's my transphobia mode that removes the tranny? +--- 636245537 +>>636238749 +>keyboard warrior +this anon lacks self-awareness +--- 636245540 +>>636245395 +It's modern shit like Lady D from RE8 or like any buff male character that it's okay to be horny about online, where even game journo outfits will make dumb articles about how hot it is, rather than big titty and scantily clad anime girls that'll get you crucified on twitter and called an incel chudslop badgoy. +--- 636245548 +>>636238749 +safe horny only pissed me off with RE village when everyone was pretending it was such an obscure fetish to want to have sex with a hot golf milf and her golf daughters +literally the most vanilla shit ever +--- 636245607 +>>636245548 +>golf milf +Sony better add this to the next everybody's golf +--- 636245638 +>>636245412 +Still don't like bees, but I can at least live with them. It's THESE MOTHERFUCKERS that I can't stand. +>"b-but they're completely harmles-" +SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEY'RE ALSO RETARDED AS SHIT AND JUST DIVE INTO YOU LIKE A FUCKING DUMBFIRE MISSILE CONSTANTLY. FEELING THEIR PAPERY BODY CRINKLE AS THEY SMACK AGAINST YOUR SKIN IS FUCKING REVOLTING + + The only saving grace is that they only rear their ugly heads every 13/17 years +--- 636245691 +>>636245540 +>incel chudslop badgoy +I hate what our modern lexicon has become +--- 636245760 +>>636245548 +To be fair Lady D did have giant tits, and the journos did everything they could to divert attention from them as big breasts are never acceptable unless the woman is fat. +--- 636245792 +>>636245548 +to be fair wanting an 8 foot roided out beast with massive tits pounding your pelvis into dust is kind of a niche fetish +--- 636245843 +>>636237784 +Is this what classifies as scary nowadays? Zoomies are retarded. +--- 636245871 +>>636245638 +This is why more humans should start eating bugs. +To put the fear of humanity in those little insects. +--- 636245892 +>>636243507 +For me its heights. Don't know what the exact limit is, but once I get high enough up a building or structure I become completely incapable of getting near any windows or staircases. If I get pushed towards it I freak the fuck out and either start doing everything I can to get back to the center of the room or just hit the floor and start yelling. In part of my head I know that I'm not in any danger just standing near a window, but phobias are crazy ass things that just override common sense. + +Probably didn't help that my friends and family never stop getting a kick out of my fear (they also would tell me they were just trying to help me overcome my fear) and took me to shit like ziplines, rope courses and tree climbing. +--- 636245906 +>>636245012 +i had a snake in my room one time + +>about to go to sleep +>see it lurking in the corner in the dark +>thats a snake +>slithers absolutely everywhere avoiding me +>disappears for 20 minutes +>its curled up in my bed + +yeah i totally get it now +--- 636245915 +>>636245638 +>And to decide not to smile after all, sitting in the shade, hearing the cicadas, wishing it were night, wishing it were morning, saying, No, it is not the heart, no, it is not the liver, no, it is not the prostate, no, it is not the ovaries, no, it is muscular, it is nervous. +--- 636245926 +>>636239380 +>ugh I hate when someone says the word moist ewwww +>oh my god did she say hubby? people who say hubby should be killed +--- 636245945 +I have niggerphobia. patch please +--- 636245952 +>>636245760 +I love how the english VA completely leaned into the simps. Seeing how her outfit at the game awards made so many fat journos and prudes seethe was very gratifying +--- 636246036 +>>636245892 +I have a fear of heights too, but playing around in VR helped me to deal with it a bit better. Still nearly threw up the first time I was looking over the edge of a cliff in VR though +--- 636246098 +>>636245548 +>obscure fetish to want to have sex with a hot golf milf and her golf daughters +she's old and tall and her daughters aren't hot or pretty +safe horny +--- 636246104 +>>636245906 +eh, I still don't find sneks scary. Unless I know it's venomous or something, they seem pretty harmless and try to avoid people for the most part +--- 636246109 +>>636243867 +Nah, I hate looking at them in general, but I'll be rooting for you. +>>636243775 +The only thing that comes to mind is Goku being afraid of needles. Goku, the martial arts alien god from space. +--- 636246120 +>>636245118 +>ESG points +I really don’t get this, what financial incentive would a massive investment firm have in seeing video games add arachnophobia modes? +--- 636246143 +Anyone try Cassandra's game this week? +--- 636246191 +>>636246120 +--- 636246242 +>>636243507 +Imagine being afraid of a fucking needle lmao faggot +--- 636246261 +>>636246143 +seems interesting, might check it out later +--- 636246280 +>>636237916 +Nobody has a phobia of looking at terrorists, it is a genuine quality of life improvement and now I'll for sure buy the game on sale. +--- 636246382 +>>636243507 +I don't have a big phobia of needles, but anything surgery-related makes me feel really squeamish and weird in my hip/groin area. Not sexual at all, just kinda...itchy and queasy in the area. Difficult to describe, but it's quite uncomfortable +--- 636246383 +>>636245892 +Same, but for some reason looking up when I'm in a high place just makes it worse. I get to the center of the room and then just stare at the floor. +--- 636246430 +>>636240589 +Fuckin good, I've waited my entire life for this trend to catch on. +--- 636246484 +Could be worse, they could have added a filter for clowns. Is there any bigger fagot indicator than someone claiming that clowns are scary? +--- 636246534 +>>636237545 (OP) +Mentally ill faggots afraid of bugs would never be invited to Hogwarts in the first place. +--- 636246548 +>>636237981 +I've seen people complain about not being able to play destiny because of heights +--- 636246635 +>>636245792 +Yeah so niche there was an entire Futurama episode about it 20 years ago. +--- 636246658 +>>636239015 +Probably thinking of Grounded cause that's exactly what happens. +--- 636246715 +>>636238036 +The real question is why is Arachnophobia considered valid and pandered to but Niggerphobia is called fake and racist when those things are way more dangerous than spiders? +--- 636246872 +I've got severe enough arachnophobia that I've frozen in place or refused to go into rooms because of spiders and I've actually screamed at making contact with them but I still think these arachnophobia modes are some weak shit. Being scared in a setting where you know you're safe is thrilling and exciting. A spider in a game might send a chill down my spine but that doesn't mean I don't wanna see them. Especially considering they're almost always used in environments that are supposed to be scary. It's like that Dead Space gore filter, youre just missing the point by trying to censor it. +--- 636246894 +>>636240902 +First off being scared of clowns is a meme. Second just about everything you listed also isn't commom. 3rd spiders are scary. They have 8 legs, weird ass faces, their hunters so they hide in weird ass places and many of them are poisonous. It's like fucking house centipeds, they are harmless but fuck those things look unholy. +--- 636246946 +>>636237916 +Leftoids legitimately dob't give a shit about disablities or accessibility beyond how they can be used as shields/deflection for any criticism when they are dumbing games down for themselves. +I wish they'd actually get maimed/disfigured in a meaningful way so they could experience what true disablity is like. +--- 636246963 +>>636246658 +Thanks anon, couldn't remember the name. +I feel like pic flying at me out of the dark would make me shit myself more than a spider. +--- 636247178 +>>636246894 +>It's like fucking house centipeds +When are games gonna start making use of those, anyway. Everyone hates those fuckers. First game to include some giant fast moving jittery house centipedes is gonna get all kinds of free publicity. +--- 636247305 +>>636246872 +Virtual axe murders are danger in a controlled environment for fun, spiders aren't dangerous and looking at them isn't fun at all. +--- 636247368 +>>636243507 +Phobias aren't that irrational. People are scared of things that can cause them harm or are unsafe. In fact Australia has to ban episodes about aracnaphobia in kids cartoons because all the spiders there are fucking scary and will kill you. +--- 636247479 +>>636240037 +I had "arachnophobia" when I was 5 and watched Arachnophobia +it's fake +--- 636247486 +>>636246534 +Explain Ron Weasley then +--- 636247734 +>>636245843 +>Retarded +Mentally ill. Yup, I don't like stinging insects. Nobody does. I don't cry when I see a video of them. It's people just taking their fears and making a mental illness out of it. +--- 636247747 +>>636237545 (OP) +>pixels +polygons actually, get it right +--- 636247809 +>>636237545 (OP) +>spider images in the field guide remain unchanged +wouldn't that be the scariest part though, the ones in game you can just kill in pretty easy combat +--- 636247828 +>>636237545 (OP) +Why is /v/ having a mental break down over arachnophobia recently? First the Jedi game, now this. +Not even the first time a dev has done this. +--- 636247841 +>>636237693 +shut the fuck up faggot. we all know how stupid the "it's le optional!" line is that gets parroted around everywhere by reddit faggots like you. +--- 636247843 +>>636243507 +If you haven't already don't play Dead Space 2. I'm not even afraid of needles but THAT part made me nope right the fuck out. Dunno how I got through it. + +>>636246872 +Your phobia isn't that severe then, quite honestly. Many people who don't have the phobia would react in a similar way as you, such as how women stereotypically react to rodents. I used to have actual severe arachnophobia and realistic spiders in video games freaked me out so bad that I would start sweating and potentially have panic attacks at being attacked by them. Took quite a bit of therapy to get over that. There's also a difference between something being scary because of how they are used and something being scary from just existing. + +>>636247368 +I am from Australia and yeah you learn to fear spiders there. If anyone has the right to have these Arachnophobia modes it's Australians. +--- 636247884 +>>636238036 +It's always been a thing. It's one of the oldest and most common phobias in existence. +--- 636247903 +>>636247828 +Because of a recent push to remove custom images from team fortress 2 under the guise of making it optional. +People are concerned about options becoming mandatory, that if arachnophobes keep getting caved to games will start just not having spiders at all +--- 636247993 +>>636247903 +>that if arachnophobes keep getting caved to games will start just not having spiders at all +Are people really craving for spiders in vidya though? +--- 636248091 +>>636237908 +>Turn it back off +>everyone has a normal body but a spider for a head. +>subtitles remain but they all make spider noises as voice over +>every area now looks like shelob's lair +>all spiders now move twice as fast and make a beeline straight for you while screeching +>there's a chance to get caught while flying around in massive spider webs. getting webbed gives a DOT debuff where hundreds of small spiders are seen crawling all over your character +--- 636248102 +>>636247993 +People such as those on /v/ are just for the sake of sticking it to the people these modes are caving to. There's a certain high horse to it, especially if you compare it to trans'phobia' which isn't of course an actual phobia. +--- 636248104 +>>636237545 (OP) +>nobody here gave a fuck about the arachnophobia mode in grounded +>star wars comes out and suddenly everyone is getting mad about it +I hate you niggers that don't actually care about anything worthwhile +--- 636248465 +>>636247993 +Yes they're fun enemies but more to the point it's the principle of the matter +--- 636248541 +>>636244705 +Hell do it for every enemy +--- 636248686 +>>636248465 +whats principle? it's just a fucking bug in a video game. you are not making some kind of epic basedpilled moral stand by getting upset over a no spiders mode in a video game. you're just looking for stupid shit to get angry about because you're a gigantic faggot. +--- 636248838 +>>636238036 +I've worked in market research for video games before, I can tell you that for the games I've worked on, we can pinpoint the precise moment a vast majority of people stop playing and turn the game off. If there's been little or no interruption since they started playing and then they suddenly stop and never return, we draw from that an average time and observe a QA tester playing for that length to see where players were getting turned off. If it's not bugs or crashes, it's often a pretty huge correlation with an enemy or boss, spiders, snakes etc. + +I didn't work on Fallen Order for example, but I have a friend from college who did and we were talking about this exact thing. A huge number of players stopped playing the game on Kashyyk, and specifically that room where the spider jumpscares you if the player walks into the middle of the room. + +I found similar trends working for playstation years ago. It's an easy thing to add for brownie points overall, I would expect to see a lot more of it going forward. +--- 636249038 +>>636237545 (OP) +Wow this is so accessible and empowering. +When will other entertainment mediums catch up to the progress we are making? +I don't want to see spiders in movies, they need to give me an option before the movie starts to replace them with bunny rabbits. +--- 636249126 +>>636247843 +Stop being a faggot. +--- 636249181 +>>636247993 +Yes. Spiders are cool. I'd much rather have spiders in games than fags like you. +--- 636249535 +>>636237784 +scrub forgot to cast descendo +--- 636250154 +A real disturbing number of spider supporters itt. +--- 636250282 +>>636237784 +>taking that out +Getting freaked the fuck out by that sounds awesome. Whats wrong with these fuckos removing that? +--- 636250454 +So how is the PS4 version? +--- 636250498 +>>636242670 +Fellow Deepnest uneasiness anon. +based. +--- 636250506 +games need more trap door spiders +--- 636250548 +>>636244705 +>>636248541 +Hey ideas guys yeah you're on the team hold on I'm firing my writers that I pay 30 dollars an hour for 8 hours a day for, we're just gonna implement good ideas from ideasguy.... + +OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE? NO CREDENTIALERINO? OOPS, sorry chuddie we will never add your suggestion to the game, it hasn't gone through our approved ideas format. +--- 636250565 +I genuinely don't understand why so many fucking games have shit like this. I've got a fear of bees and I've never freaked out about seeing one in a video game. +--- 636250594 +>>636247843 +As an Australian, I think you're a faggot for being afraid of spiders. +--- 636250665 +>>636250565 +again, no one actually wants or needs this. its just liberal californians trying to one up each other for inclusivity points. they saw the star wars game do it and now they want to do it also + +soon theyll outright have skip level, skip boss, god mode, etc "accessibility options" in every game +--- 636250668 +>>636237545 (OP) +> Make static spier corpses invisible +> Collision is still active +Idk about you, but an invisible spider is more terrifying to me, and I don't even have arachnophobia +--- 636250748 +>>636237545 (OP) +>gets rid of +No, retard. It is a mode you can choose to turn on. Why are you framing this as if they are removing spiders. "Gets rid of" implies that and that isn't what is happening. You're just a fag looking to start outrage over nothing. Also, not fucking new. Numerous games have things like this. House Flipper has one for cokcroaches +--- 636250773 +>>636237545 (OP) +In this particular case I'm assuming it's because of that shit in chamber of secrets, rather than an out-of-nowhere thing to pander to arachnophobes generally. +I don't care either way as long as it's optional. Just think of it as an included mod with a toggle. +--- 636250841 +>>636245892 +A fear of heights is probably the most rational phobia, it's just natural instincts and self-preservation kicking in. +--- 636250867 +>flipping out over an optional mode to swap a model +Jesus this board cries about any and everything. +--- 636250908 +>>636237908 +>turn it on again +>you become a spider +--- 636250920 +>>636250862 +it's an option +--- 636250924 +>>636250862 +>Lying +--- 636250975 +>>636246104 +They kill like 10 times more people than spiders every year minimum, likely much more as they kill faster and there's a better chance of your body never being found if you're bit in the middle of nowhere. +--- 636250989 +>>636248838 +So what? Keep it in. Political statements matter more than MUH MARKETS. We must let these sjw arachnophobes that we will not censor games for them. +--- 636251016 +>>636250565 +imagine being afraid of a fish +--- 636251026 +>>636250867 +stop pretending to be retarded +--- 636251056 +>>636251026 +Stop making random replies that have nothing to reply to because they don't make sense. +--- 636251127 +Why did they remove it? Couldn't they just put an option in the menu to toggle spiders on/off? Just because some people are faggots doesn't mean everyone is +--- 636251149 +>>636247828 +/v/ is a crabs in a bucket board. It does not want ANYONE getting anything. Because it feels that if another gets something, then they themselves have lost something. Which you can see in this retards post here>>636247903 where he basically argues that arachnophobia modes are somehow taking something from him. Of course, they aren't, which is why he relies on some nebulous future that will never happen. +--- 636251186 +>>636251056 +you saw someone else make that kind of response when it was a warranted response and are now copying it despite not being a good time to use it. + +something really is in the water over there in california isnt there? makes you people into complete freaks +--- 636251205 +>>636251127 +It's an option. OP wanted to make a bait thread so he stated it wasn't an option and that they forcibly patched it out of others games + +tl;dr: OP lied +--- 636251259 +>>636240902 +House flipper has one for cockroaches. +--- 636251291 +>>636251016 +what +--- 636251345 +>>636239178 +>all spiders got hit by Riddikulus +Why is /v/ angry? It's funny and more creative than removing spiders or turning them into wolves. +--- 636251365 +Wasn't Ron deathly afraid of spiders? More than anything else in life? +--- 636251413 +>>636240902 +>be afraid of deep waters +>play Subnautica +>can't turn off water +Wow, thanks a lot, devs. +--- 636251507 +>>636237545 (OP) +I'm hydrophobic. +Remove all instances of water. +I'm an Albino. The sun offends me. Remove it. +I'm a florafobic. I demand a mode where Professor Garlic removes her clothing and all plants are removed or replaced with wrong. +I'm a geophobe. Dirt and rocks are scary. Remove them from the game. +I'm a homophobe. Remove all the gays. +I'm a transphobe. Remove the tranny. +I'm an afrophobe. Delete all the black people. +--- 636251532 +>>636251345 +>Why is /v/ angry? +Something something liberal sjw jew woke +--- 636251603 +>>636251507 +Maybe if your phobia was common, they'd cater to it. No one elses fault that you have some obscure hipster phobia of tile, or something. +--- 636251645 +>>636251603 +>No one elses fault that you have some obscure hipster phobia of tile +We only have fetishes for that on this board. +--- 636251696 +>download metro exodus with the intention to stop playing when the spiders start appearing +>wow this game seems cool, feels good +>walk through spiderweb in first 3 minutes of the game +>realistic spider crawls across the screen +>uninstall the game +call me a fag but i don't like them +--- 636251752 +>>636251603 +Oh, so my phobias aren't valid now? Bigoted much? +--- 636251868 +>>636237908 +Based as fuck + +We'll know gaming is healing when shit like this begins to happen. +--- 636251874 +>>636251752 +>Trying to turn this into some culture war thing +cringe +--- 636252006 +In all seriousness though, if the idea of needing or using a "no spiders mode" in a video game ever even briefly crosses your mind, you should be publicly flogged IRL. +--- 636252040 +>>636240902 +Spiders don't scare me in vidya and I sometimes even jerk off to them but they're just creepy IRL. I'm fine with letting daddy longlegs or those little jumping spiders hang around but shit like Huntsmen need to fuck off, especially since the geckos can do the same job of eating insects and are also cute as fuck +--- 636252047 +>>636252006 +This but if you get upset about black people in a game +--- 636252235 +>>636245012 +Spiders and Snakes can kill people. Cockroaches can't. +--- 636252323 +>>636251345 +not angry, it's just a eyeroll moment like XIV changing an icon because of trypophobia (sastasha, which is MSQ mandatory, unchanged LMAO) +I have pretty crippling arachnophobia myself and general entomophobia , I start sweating and cannot think properly, full panic attack, but never in my life has that been triggered by a fucking spider on a screen +it's an absolutely ridiculous proposition that people are going to have a panic attack from seeing a videogame spider +they just do this shit so Kotaku can write some stupid article that 10 people are going to read +--- 636252404 +>>636252047 +most spiders aren't going to hurt me, but black thugs at the bus stop will +--- 636252415 +>>636252047 +nah nobody likes niggers it's understandable to not want them shoved in your face in game when we could have attractive people of any other race instead +--- 636252437 +>>636237908 +HIRE THIS MAN +--- 636252458 +I liked West of Loathing's arachnophilia mode +--- 636252508 +>>636252235 +Cockroaches spread disease. Spiders kill pests, like cockroaches. +--- 636252680 +>>636237883 +It's a phobia, it doesn't have to make sense. +--- 636252732 +>>636245012 +It's the speed for me. +They're unpredictable and I can't follow them with my eyes. They might not even be able to do anything to me but I can't stand them. +That being said, being scared of a videotoy spider is just not a real thing. +--- 636252739 +>>636252404 +Video games can't hurt you at all, retard + +>>636252415 +>nah see when it's something I want ti is understandable :D +Kill yourself. +--- 636252825 +>>636252739 +I just don't want to see them, like most people +the sales figures reflect it, cry about it all you want +--- 636253030 +>>636237545 (OP) +>play ocarina of time as a kid +>get scared by a couple of enemies in the game +>overcome fear and it feels great +i have been chasing this high since, but now games are making sure that doesnt happen anymore... videogames are dead. +--- 636253191 +>>636237621 +>Spiders are boring enemies. +which makes them fitting enemies for the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert. + +Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to. + +>a-at least the books were good though + +"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." + +I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King. +--- 636253407 +>>636238036 +>arachnaphobua +>not arachnophobia +Your keyboard is damaged or you have dyslexia? +Because your writing sucks!! +--- 636253493 +>>636237545 (OP) +>issue doesn't affect me at all +>I better seethe about it!!!! +why are /v/incels like this? +--- 636253542 +>>636237908 +RAIN OF SPIDERS +--- 636253574 +>>636237621 +Yes, now they're JK Rowlings for trannies to kill +--- 636253591 +>>636237545 (OP) +spiders are microagressions and trigger my PTSD +--- 636253608 +>>636253493 +Why would /v/ support the removal of spider representation? We need that. +--- 636253616 +>>636240790 +The roller skates are a reference to the 3rd movie. +--- 636253679 +Spiders are fags anyways +--- 636253680 +>>636253191 +fucking finally +--- 636254009 +>>636247486 +His father has government connections +--- 636254209 +I don't like incest but I don't go crying that porn game devs need to go adding incest skip options, I suck it up and read the scene. + +I would have screwed myself out of playing a great game if I dropped Eiyuu Senki at the start over the incest +--- 636254309 +>>636244416 +> Giant rises out of the ground +> Giant notices one of your buddies nearby +> Giant very purposefully crushes your bro to death +> Giant goes back to sleep +> You gather the boys and go fuck up the giant while its off guard +Seems perfectly reasonable to me. +--- 636254382 +>>636254209 +Arachnophobia isn’t “I don’t like spiders”. It’s fight and flight system response, vision dimming, head spinning, shortness of breath. Something incest porn does not incite in you. +--- 636255051 +>>636237545 (OP) +>fake mental illness +it's super bizarre how some people literally can't fathom disorders that they themselves have not experienced or known someone to experience. to the point of thinking it's made up. +You see this a lot with people who are allergic to certain foods, some people have some weird mental block that causes them to be incapable of accepting that it's a real thing with some people. + +Wonder why we're built this way. +--- 636255534 +>>636255051 +arachnophobia is real + +arachnophobia being triggered by vidya is not +--- 636255550 +>>636255051 +I think most people understand that fear of spiders is a real thing. The discussion in vidya is usually about why this one fear gets singled out. Gaming has no lack of scary shit but apparently spiders are where we draw the line. +--- 636255581 +>>636237784 +It's so cute and fluffy tho +--- 636255693 +>>636255581 +It does highlight one of the annoying things about Hogwarts combat though, which is lock on teleporting attacks. +--- 636255750 +>Wake up to see a daddy long legs in the corner of my room +>Go get some toilet paper to stomp it and then clean up the mess +>When I come back it's not in the corner +>I look all over the floor and walls but nothing +>I look up +>It's right above me +If that thing had dropped on my face I probably would've been more freaked out than I had ever been in my life. +--- 636255869 +>>636238036 +It has to be some kinda cheap ESG score bullshit. It's just so incredibly forced and I don't know why devs would waste effort on it +--- 636255906 +>>636255550 +I'd imagine because Harry Potter/Hogwarts Legacy is not actually mean to be scary, so they want to make sure as many people as possible can play (pay for) it + +If it was a horror game, probably wouldn't be touched. Lot of games aren't trying to be art, they're just trying to be profitable. +--- 636255917 +is this thread what happens in straya hours? +--- 636255947 +>>636237545 (OP) +This phobia is a fucking amerimutt thing, what a meme "phobia" to have, what if I am scared of big open spaces, are they gonna pander to me as well in open world games? Fucking stupid. +--- 636255960 +>>636245049 +lmao you are an ACTUAL faggot +--- 636255970 +>>636237545 (OP) +Phobias are a real thing. +--- 636256029 +>>636255970 +Phobias are a meme +--- 636256097 +>>636256029 +No they aren't. +--- 636256125 +>being scared of spiders is a recent phenomenon and not something that has existed since caveman times +Why are retards like this? +--- 636256179 +>>636254382 +It's pixels on a screen. I would shit my pants too and enter fight-or-flight if a bear or jaguar or pack of wolves walked up to me. Not if they're on a screen. +--- 636256235 +>>636256179 +ah yes, since it's on a screen it doesn't count. I guess the whole horror genre is just pretending. +--- 636256292 +>>636255906 +That's assuming spiders are inherently scary. Creepy yes, scary no. +--- 636256318 +Sometimes I want to make a game with extra spiders +--- 636256336 +>>636237621 +>Did they replace them with something cool? +I like to imagine they just replaced the animations so the spooders run around like wacky stick figures. +--- 636256394 +>>636256235 +>I guess the whole horror genre is just pretending. +Imagine getting scared by video games +--- 636256474 +>>636256394 +you are a tough strong guy, anon, and your mother loves you very much +--- 636256523 +>>636237545 (OP) +You will never have this, cowards! +--- 636256547 +>>636256292 +It's scary enough for some people that they won't play a game that features spiders in some major capacity. Enough for a company to want to accommodate to make sure people can still buy their product. +Apparently affects 3-6% of the global population. +--- 636256649 +>>636256235 +>I guess the whole horror genre is just pretending. +Yeah, that's kind of the point. It's trying to elicit a response even though the audience is perfectly safe. It is just playing pretend. +The only fear I'd say I have is claustrophobia but specifically feeling like I can't move. Like those video of people in tight cave systems barely inching along. But it'd be retarded to go around to ask devs to remove any instance of a character going through a tight space even though claustrophobia is a common fear. +Actually I hate those AAA squeeze through a crack on the wall transitions. Maybe blaming it on claustrophobia is the way to get rid of it forever. +--- 636256746 +>>636256649 +apparently not retarded because devs are actually willing to make a change for them. I'd imagine more difficult changing a whole area to accomodate claustrophia. + +Literally just a model swap, isn't it? +--- 636256779 +>>636256649 +i think if you're pretending to have this response, the horror media you're consuming isn't very good +--- 636256883 +>>636245906 +>its curled up in my bed +Cute +--- 636256931 +>>636256779 +I'm pretending to get a response? Not sure I understood that sentence. +--- 636256974 +>>636256931 +my point is just that being horrified is quite real, even if the media that prompts it isn't. +--- 636257024 +>>636237795 +>>636237659 +Beat me to it, the arachnophobia mode of Grounded only made spiders scarier to everyone else lol +--- 636257142 +>>636256523 +Forgot pic +--- 636257161 +>>636237545 (OP) +Nobody actually cares about this. It's an option and people can gladly ignore it. Why can't you be normal and likable? +--- 636257212 +>>636237545 (OP) +>turn on Arachnophillia mode +>all the spiders get huge tits +heh... +--- 636257390 +>>636237545 (OP) +Don't know how the fuck these "people" watched the second movie which has a giant ass spider in it. They even had giant models of it in the theme parks around that time too where you had to walk past it to leave. Those people would probably start shitting themselves uncontrollably if they ever went there. +--- 636257391 +>>636237545 (OP) +> uneducated, mostly far-right people who've proven time and time again that they don't understand anything about health and mental health don't understand phobias and call other people 'weak' +Surprising. + +Replacing some models and sounds isn't something that takes a lot of time and ressources you now. Why is it a problem ? It's an option. +Do you also have an issue with colorblind modes because it doesn't affect you ? +> colorblindness is a real thing +Yeah, phobias too and people who have them are well aware it's stupid and irrational but they can't control the physical symptoms of their fear. +I bet a lot of you have social anxiety or even agoraphobia. You should be able to transpose that to spiders. +--- 636257410 +>>636237916 +It’s hilarious how afraid so many zoomers are of feeling uncomfortable. Needing fucking spiders patched out of a children’s video game to avoid feeling any negative emotions, even though those very same emotions would probably massively heighten their immersion in the world if they just embraced them and allowed themselves to be scared. Nope, everything has to be nice and cosy, because that’s what escapism is right? Just lathering yourself in warmth and kindness and pretending everything is okay. +--- 636257482 +>>636237545 (OP) +Why is everyone such a massive pussy? +--- 636257551 +>>636257391 +You’re supposed to confront your fears you stupid faggot. +--- 636257612 +i like spiders, until i see one in my bedroom. I simply cannot rest easy knowing that spider is going to crawl under my covers and all over my body. +--- 636257631 +>>636237545 (OP) +This, like all cultural fads, is on a pendulum. If AI doesn't destroy all human art before then, in the coming years we'll see an artistic rebellion against and rejection of things like superfluous trigger warnings and arachnophobia settings; it's part of the sanitized/shocking cycle in American media. I hope this turnabout comes sooner rather than later, though, this one is particularly stupid +--- 636257658 +>it's another "4channer chuds dislike something they don't understand" episode +getting tired of this one +--- 636257695 +>>636257612 +Or into your mouth +--- 636257745 +>>636257695 +Suicidal spiders are the worst. +--- 636257747 +>>636257391 +>I bet a lot of you have social anxiety or even agoraphobia. You should be able to transpose that to spiders. +No I don't. +Because I'm not retarded. +I feel anxious when I talk with someone. +But in game, I know things are not real, so I can talk with NPCs normally. +I'm afraid of cockroach in real life. +But in game, I know things are not real, so I can fight even a giant cockroach. +It's a very rare talent called "not being retarded" +--- 636257750 +>>636257695 +debunked +--- 636257879 +There's a difference between getting rid of something and adding an option in the setting to get rid of something. +--- 636257916 +>>636257410 +>because that’s what escapism is right? Just lathering yourself in warmth and kindness and pretending everything is okay +Yes? That's pretty much textbook definition of it. +--- 636257982 +>>636257879 +Like what REmake 2 did. +Still won't forgive crapcom +--- 636257997 +>>636241398 +Shame its not as good as West of Loathing. +--- 636258095 +yet still no POCphobia and trannyphobia settings, even though most people are in actual need of those +--- 636258119 +>>636257612 +The spider just wants to snuggle. +>I simply cannot rest easy knowing that spider is going to crawl under my covers and all over my body. +For me it's mosquitos. If I wake up from the sound of one I'll stand in the middle of the room for hours on end until I have that thing dead. I once woke up at 3am and only got it at 6. +--- 636258121 +>>636257391 +Demanding that spiders be removed from things is a new, fad version of the actual problem of arachnophobia, which is debatably not even a real phobia and is just an extreme personal preference thing. It's not the same as agoraphobia, claustrophobia, or even acrophobia, and people with legitimate phobias like those aren't demanding that heights and crowds be removed from video games, because this spider thing is a fad. +--- 636258379 +>>636241398 +The Arachnophilia option is a great joke. +"You will encounter so many spiders." +--- 636258515 +God, i wish spiders were real +--- 636258531 +>>636237545 (OP) +Because most retards assume any spider of any kind is a brown recluse or hellspawn from Australia when in fact the vast majority are completely harmless. Made worse when the lizard side of their brain chimps out because very fast and small moving creatures are the BIG NO from our old ape brains and rationality is rarely kept in place when instinctual panic takes hold. + +Honestly if anything seeing spiders anywhere that isn't in your immediate physical vicinity should allow them to actually rationally engage the fucking thing because it's not gonna just suddenly show up on your screen or jump at you through it. +--- 636258880 +>>636251603 +All phobias are obscure and hipster, because most people don't have most any phobias. To waste dev time on an unoptimized game that still needs patching and updating long after launch is pandering. +--- 636258951 +>>636237784 +JESUS CHRSIT +--- 636259063 +It doesn't actually remove them, it just makes them look silly and they wear roller skates. +--- 636259192 +>>636259063 +Like this? +--- 636259642 +women. +ask any women you know, they will ALL claim to be arachnophobe. +no exception. +spiders are kinda spooky for every human being, and women are absolutely incapable of getting over anything, so they just double down on the fear because acting like a victim and a child has become validating and cute. +that's why it's becoming the new thing. +--- 636259687 +>>636237545 (OP) +>Zoomers shit their pants so hard, they gave them FNAF tier horror. +--- 636259806 +>>636240902 +Spiders are an oppressed race, it's such bullshit there's absolutely nothing wrong with us. +--- 636259876 +>>636247178 +Rain World? +--- 636259886 +I fucking hate spiders but I love setting them on fire and blowing them up in games. Still freeze and activate my fight or flight when I see one in real life though. Anyone that needs this in a game is a retard. +--- 636259916 +>>636245843 +Actual real phobias make people shut down and turn into a shivering, wimpering mess. +It's not pretty. Of course, there's also a ton of people who just don't like spiders and think that's what a phobia is. +--- 636260020 +>>636237545 (OP) +>YOU WILL NEVER FUCK A GIANT SPIDER BETWEEN HER SPINNERETTES. +Why must we be born to suffer? +--- 636260025 +>>636248686 +Slippery slope. +It will end up with various monsters not being used for some bullshit reason. +--- 636260172 +>>636248838 +Who cares? They already bought the game. Otherwise you would care about game not being shit. +--- 636260234 +>>636259063 +>>636259192 +See... >>636259687 +--- 636260352 +>>636239178 +This is actually freakier than the spiders. I might turn this on anyway. +If I ever play the game again, which I won't. +--- 636260507 +>>636260234 +Actually didn't expect actual Roller skates. This is so fucking silly +--- 636260548 +>>636246894 +>First off being scared of clowns is a meme +kek no. Clowns are literally designed in every way to trigger the uncanny valley response in the beholder, and there's no shock in some people having a negative reaction to that. Same as men in dresses. People just know it ain't right and have a visceral reaction. +--- 636260871 +>>636237693 +Okay so wheres the "im a rabies faggot scared of water" mode +Wheres the "im based and dont want to see niggers being treated as human in old UK land" mode? +--- 636260915 +>>636237545 (OP) +I have a (merited) fear of minorities. +Where is my nigger removal setting? +--- 636261057 +>>636260871 +I'm scared of those Amazonian worms that lay eggs in the urethra. I'd like a mode that reminds me every ten minutes that there are no worms burrowing up my dickslit. +--- 636261431 +>>636248838 +lmao modern gamers are pathetic +--- 636261534 +>>636240902 +inoffensive low hanging fruit for virtue signaling +--- 636261705 +>>636237883 +A spider typed this. +--- 636261969 +>>636238213 +Spider-man has very little do with actual spiders though, despite the name. They've never even adapted the time he actually fought spiders and THATS the part people are gonna freak about though. +--- 636262036 +>>636237545 (OP) +I'm afraid of niggers and gays, can the next patch let me toggle them too? +--- 636262221 +>>636240902 +Anti-spider discrimination +--- 636262359 +>>636260548 +>anon scared of big red noses, white makeup and rainbow hair, that make balloon animals +Ohhh now It all makes sense. That's why you guys hate trannies so much. +--- 636262653 +I have insane arachnophobia that stems from getting bit on the balls by an escaped spider at London zoo as a child, I genuinely can't even look at images of spiders without sweating, but the obviously fake graphically generated ones you see in video games and shit have never bothered me. In fact, I think having the ability to kill less threatening looking spiders in a simulated environment has helped me if anything +--- 636262743 +>>636262036 +sure, anti-nigger mode gonna add even more +everything for you, dumb consoomer +--- 636262872 +>>636256125 +>past /v/ threads about spiders +>collectively agree that spiders are spooky +>devs start adding arachnophobia modes. And only two of these games are even remotely popular +> /v/ acts like spiders were never spooky + +You fuckers would turn normie in seconds if being a loser became mainstream along with shitposting on here +--- 636263220 +>>636237545 (OP) +I'm still holding out for the transphobia mode. Two butterbeers please while I wait......... Oh.... You know what nevermind. +--- 636263267 +>>636237545 (OP) +uh yeah i have uhh magicphobia can you turn of all magic in this game so i can play it thanks +--- 636264348 +The irony is that when you have a phobia like this the only way to improve your condition is to routinely facing the problem. These games could be a safe and easy way to do that, but no, we need to coddle people even more. These developers should be ashamed. +--- 636264357 +>>636254382 +True incest porn doesn't make me scared sure but it does make me a little angry, and isn't anger a more understandable reason for censorship than fear +--- 636264791 +>This is bad because it's not made for me +You guys are niggers. Shit like this takes an intern one or two afternoons so your retarded "hurf durf it takes dev time away!" argument is null and void. It doesn't affect you, it doesn't affect the rest of the game, you can completely ignore it's existence but you choose to get mad because you consider everything that doesn't specifically target you as an insult. +Grow up. +--- 636264974 +>>636264348 +Not always true. Over the years of playing games with spiders in them, spiders still freak me out, ingame and out. Sometimes you need actual in person immersion therapy before it can go away. + +Besides, if arachnophobia mode wasn't a thing, they'd just find other ways to avoid dealing with them. Either through mods or just ranged combat. I remember in some games I used to just shoot them from afar to avoid getting close. +--- 636265012 +>>636262872 +What revisionism is this? /v/ is so comically apologist when it comes to spiders there are memes about it +--- 636265053 +>>636264974 +Yeah, but you aren't actually helping your phobia by constantly hiding away from it. It actually makes it worse. +--- 636265101 +Arachnophobia isn't real. It's a fake mental illness like most mental illnesses nowadays. I will forever make fun of this stupid shit. +--- 636265219 +Anyone who uses this option loses the right to breathing by default. +--- 636265308 +Oh noooooooooo not spiders I'm losing my mind aaaaaaaaaa +--- 636265394 +>>636237659 +Extremely based developer +--- 636265476 +>>636237684 +WB HIRE THIS MAN! +--- 636265641 +>>636264348 +>le face your heckin feararino +do people still believe this gobbledygook? +--- 636265731 +>>636265053 +Sure, but some people simply just don't want to fix it, and they don't have to if they don't want to. Same way some people simply don't want to fix their aversion towards rape, heights, trannies, minorities anything else. +I'm sure people with fear of heights don't normally play Mirrors Edge, they just simply skipped it, and don't go up sky scrapers that often in real life. + +I'm pretty sure people are only getting upset is because someone drew attention to it and some others went," Hey that's a good idea." +--- 636265735 +>>636237545 (OP) +I don't like Spiders either but these comfort bubble wet blankets have gone too far. + +I hope the next big fad is just Spider Wars or something. These ninnies deserve it. +--- 636265771 +>>636265641 +That's literally how it works. Go hide in your bunker for all your life, not my fault. +--- 636265846 +>>636265012 +I couldn't give less of a shit about them being harmless, they are hideous and them living in my garage is enough of a reason for me to kill them. +--- 636265891 +>>636265731 +>I'm sure people with fear of heights don't normally play Mirrors Edge, they just simply skipped it +That would be the mature thing do to. And not demand that EA remove all the high-rises from the game and just have it all set on the ground. +--- 636265936 +>>636265771 +any more retarded self help tips, kike? +--- 636266042 +>>636265936 +>don't face your fears, just hide away from everything +Who's the one being subversive here? +--- 636266074 +>>636264791 +Tranny argument +--- 636266089 +>>636265731 +>I'm sure people with fear of heights don't normally play Mirrors Edge +Lol. It's just a game. I'm scared of heights, but I'm not scared of heights in games because they aren't real. Same with spiders. It's fucking stupid +--- 636266142 +>>636239178 +actually a clever and funny option that actually makes sense with in universe lore and /v/ is still mad + +You guys are literally just contrarian faggots, personally I've never been at all scared of spiders but I might use this on my next playthrough just for the fun of it +--- 636266216 +>>636266042 +fear is a natural thing, only inhuman kikes want to remove it +--- 636266418 +>>636247368 +The literal definition of a phobia is an irrational fear; it's a fear that makes no sense because there is no direct danger and thus the response is disproportionate + +The problem is the term is misused and overused; a legitimate arachnaphobe will genuinely have a panic attack, freak out, sweat, scream and be genuinely inconsoleable when confronted with any kind of spider - naturally most people do not react that way because simply not liking spiders doesn't mean you're phobic of them + +So basically blame people who overuse these labels for whatever reason +--- 636266426 +>>636266216 +I'm fearful of you, could you please leave this thread? Thanks. +--- 636266520 +>>636266426 +shalom, Kikenstein +--- 636266794 +>>636266520 +Thanks. And in the future please cool it with the antisemitic remarks. +--- 636267116 +>>636265891 +Nobody demanded arachnophobia mode either you dork. Other devs just saw grounded do it and thought it'd be cool to put it in their shit too. Prior to this, I wasn't even aware arachnophobia mode in games were even a thing that could be done. The choice was never presented before. + +>>636266089 +Good for you anon. +But for others, they just don't want to look at that shit, and so they skip. It's not about whether they're real, it's more they just don't like looking at it. Simple as that. +I'm well aware that spiders in bloodborne aren't real, that don't mean I like looking at them and fighting them head on. Much like how a random tranny is an eyesore to you guys, spiders are an eyesore to me. +--- 636267327 +Give me xenophobia and homophobia toggles please. +--- 636267360 +>>636238347 +I will mention it till it gets added! its just not fair! +--- 636267382 +>>636237784 +>teleports in fucking front of you +I thought there was no way it could be worse than the spiders in Thief/SS2 but nevermind guess. +--- 636267435 +>>636267116 +Developers can't even release proper functioning games without also adding 600 disability features. +>but it's just a toggle for something small +Every single code change in the game has the potential to fuck something up and needs rigorous testing. These things don't exist in a vacuum. They are a complete waste of time that only exist for a minority of consumers. +--- 636267578 +>>636237659 +Seriously, there should be an unlockable "oops all tarantula eggs" mode that turns every enemy into a spider. +--- 636267654 +>>636266216 +thats the point of this pointless slider. its to celebrate and normalize mental illness. just look at the amount of faggots in this world who are so happy to claim they have autism or assburgers. its like a badge of acceptance into some non existent club in their heads. trannies is the same thing for the most part. many kids accepting it and making it a part of their ego character without realizing how distorted and sick it all is. +--- 636268023 +>>636267435 +Relax. You're getting worked up over nothing. +Like factually nothing. You act like they stopped all development on everything and took a year to develop a switch that pretty much just swaps a model. + +Next thing you're gonna be complaining about some dev patching in subtitles in a different language for people that don't speak english. +--- 636268086 +>>636268023 +you are a massive faggot and you need to kill yourself as soon as possible. releax, just tie a rope around your neck and hang from it. +--- 636268124 +>>636268023 +>that pretty much just swaps a model +That's factually untrue. Try reading OPs picture, stop being disingenuous, and then get back to me. Thanks. +--- 636268138 +>>636268023 +>Updated the localization files +--- 636268267 +>>636237545 (OP) +so this is the new standard?... fuvking sucks. + +Soon they will make so you unlock all trophies with 1 button so people dont get stressed out by the grind list.. +--- 636268454 +>>636261969 +>Very little to do with spiders +--- 636268471 +>>636268086 +Anon do you love spiders that much that the idea someone would rather not look at them makes you upset? Cause that has to be the only explanation. + +>>636268124 +OPs picture says nothing about it changing anything that really matters. If it had said entire missions,drops and stories are gone, sure I'd understand, but it don't. +--- 636268661 +>>636268471 +kill yourself faggot +--- 636268765 +>>636237659 +It should be Arachnophobia inducing. +>turn it on: spiders appear everywhere and makes some situations worse. It causes the opositte effect on you. As a joke. +>turn it off: spiders appears like they normally should. +--- 636268832 +If it's becoming such a big issue, why not just stop using giant spiders in your games? It's so unoriginal at this point nobody would miss it. Use giant Mantises instead. +--- 636268848 +>>636248091 +The last one is kind of hot +--- 636268886 +>>636237659 +Based and true. Dark messiah cured me of my spider phobia +--- 636268993 +>>636238036 +It's the new trend. It even makes non trend People think that you may have it if you prefer to avoid them., I like them, but they're often in retarded places and i could easily getting them killed by accident, so it's always akward to deal with them. They're bros. +--- 636269217 +why are spiders the only thing to get this kind of treatment i've honestly seen more people scared of snakes and they never add anything for them in games +--- 636269270 +>>636237621 +>Interesting and diverse means of hunting prey +>Diverse appearances and behaviors +>It all gets wasted on low effort generic enemies that fall from the ceiling and spit poison at you in a "creepy" environment. So generic that they can be replaced with some abnormal bears and nothing of value is lost. +Fucking hacks. +--- 636269285 +>>636237659 +DANGEROUSLY based +--- 636269397 +>>636269217 +I've only seen one game add a mode for that. But it's an indie title and not many people are playing it anymore. +But I think it's cause so many devs like to add giant spiders to their games. I can't remember the last time I saw any giant snake enemies in games. Atleast in large numbers. + +I can only wonder if people are going to get pissy if snakes got the same treatment though. +--- 636269516 +Imagine dead space but the necromorphs are all spiders made of human flesh and dart around the ship in a frenzy like a startled spider would +--- 636269919 +>>636244416 +>see spider +>kill it +>suddenly my house gets firebombed by a biker named spider that sprays his hand rolled cigarettes with bug spray +--- 636269928 +We need an arachnophobia mode that turns every enemy into a spider instead +--- 636270008 +>>636245357 +>see trapdoor spider doing trapdoor shit +>pour gasoline down the trapdoor +dumb cunt didn’t even make it waterproof +--- 636270046 +>>636268832 +Personally, I'd prefer if these arachnophobia modes would just replace them with another insect entirely, or make them fantastical enough that it doesn't register as a spider. +I'd be infinitely more satisfied if they were all scorpions instead. Those guys are cool. Or iunno put them in like knight armor. + +I hate looking at them, but I don't want some disembodied blob, I want something equally scary but not "banging the panic button inside my brain for no apparent reason,make my skin crawl" kind of scary. + +I'd totally fuck with mantises being the new default giant bug enemy. +--- 636270058 +>>636268454 +>spiders all over his cock +this is a little too much for me +--- 636270094 +>>636237545 (OP) +are you so afraid of woman? +--- 636270135 +>>636259642 +We need more games with woman toggles +--- 636270191 +>>636257695 +why would they crawl somewhere knowing they'll die? They can't even make a home inside of you +--- 636270254 +>>636270046 +Just use crabs. they're somewhat closely related (more closely related than insects), and video game spiders generally move and behave more like crabs anyways +--- 636270308 +>>636267382 +all enemies in hogwarts legacy have some weirdass magnetism that causes them to teleport to you if you dare try to use the dodge. +it's fucked up +--- 636270798 +>>636241162 +What are some video games with well-animated spiders? Genuinely curious +--- 636271261 +>>636266074 +No arguement +--- 636272667 +>>636267435 +Hogwarts Legacy is a functioning game though - what exactly is wrong with devs adding stuff like this when the base game is fine? +--- 636272787 +>>636237784 +that isnt even a scary spider +its way too big and fluffy +--- 636272804 +>>636238036 +I-i will freely admit that i installed skyrim mod that removed spiders.. Funilly enough in real life i can stand small spiders and have no problem to put them out of window instead of killing them.. but something about massive spiders makes me feel weird. +--- 636273228 +>>636237784 +eh I've seen better +--- 636273307 +>>636238036 +out of 10 +--- 636273824 +>>636237545 (OP) +this is discrimination against spiders +--- 636273892 +>>636273824 +It really is, why aren't there features to remove say snakes, I know more people who are afraid of snakes than spiders then you never see stuff like this, it's always spiders who are being hated for no fucking reason. +--- 636274794 +Stop being so afraid of spiders, they are literally harmless, we'd never hurt a fly. diff --git a/v/636240764.txt b/v/636240764.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5aaca4df7bb08de66b5205f91ab8e65b080d8db6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636240764.txt @@ -0,0 +1,516 @@ +----- +--- 636240764 +>splatfest in 24 hours +>no threads +Predict the sneak peek winner and why will it be big man yet again? +--- 636242275 +>>636240764 (OP) +Too busy getting bodied with the /v/ team I'm with because I'm way out of my skill level. +--- 636243910 +Fuck me, it's already tomorrow? That was a fast week. And here I thought there might be a semi-packed thread. Maybe people will be here once it actually starts. Or if we ever get some goddamn game info. Octo daughter best daughter. +--- 636243990 +>>636243910 +fuck you avatarfag +--- 636244087 +Next year they need to do a splatfest for May the 4th. +It can be Prequels vs Original vs Sequels +--- 636244360 +>>636243990 +Heya. + +>>636244087 +This seems like a really dumb idea, but I'd like to see how many people try to meme the prequels into a win. +--- 636244395 +Which one of you faggots made a password room in the pool? +--- 636244487 +>>636244087 +>another obectively correct answer +shit idea, fuck Söy wars +--- 636245462 +>>636243910 +You going to play SR later? +--- 636246401 +the rotation will kill your hands +--- 636246671 +>Close to max cash +>New season starting soon +>Gonna be blowing a lot on new clothes +I just wanna see all 9’s for my cash amount, least just once +>>636243910 +Hey octo daughter anon. Have an octo daughter. She is best daughter. +--- 636247126 +>>636245462 +Probably. I haven't played a whole lot since Sunday or Monday or something. Meant to, but just fell asleep. I at least got my daily win before the reset earlier today. + +>>636246671 +Thank you anon, I love it. You're probably hiding something, but it's really cute so I don't care. +--- 636247463 +>>636247126 +>spoiler +Nothing I know of, just found it and wanted to share since you love ‘em. On that note should look to comm some, love these nintendo-branded cephalopods more than i’d be willing to admit +--- 636247868 +>>636247126 +I'll most likely play after next map rotation +--- 636248048 +I did take this picture the other day, at least. I picked wisdom only because I love seeing my little blue veemo, and it's a lovely shade. I know I'll lose, but whatever. Gave her the crown and now she's my adorable tiny princess. + +>>636247463 +Thank you, that's nice, and I can certainly understand the feeling. Come on man, I can see the tan lines. We all know why people draw those. + +>>636247868 +Cool, I probably will as well. I dunno what the current loadout is, but it's probably way better than the previous one. +--- 636248123 +It is rather bullshit that you need an amiibo present to get your veemo to do any of the poses. At least now there's two little buddies. +--- 636248253 +>>636248048 +>but it's probably way better than the previous one +Oh anon. I love the reef-lux so I'm okay with this rotation +--- 636248591 +>>636248253 +I mean, I've settled into a sort of reeflux niche, so I'm not as down on it as I used to be. Given the choice, I'd much rather have a charge or the tri-stringer, but if the other weapons and my teammates are alright then I can deal. +--- 636248691 +>>636248591 +I also prefer the tri-stringer. Fuck chargers though. +--- 636249474 +>>636248691 +Can't say I agree, chargers feel great for SR. Most of them can delete bosses from a distance and carve a huge chunk through a crowd, bamboozler trades some of that distance for being way more mobile and flexible while still killing bosses. I even have a soft spot for the snipewriter, despite all its flaws. Only one that ticks me off to get is goo tuber. +--- 636249498 +These players are garbage. I was just in a TC match where we only managed to win because, amongst the chaos of shitters vs. shitters, I took control of the tower while no one was looking. How are players like this allowed in S+? +--- 636249551 +>>636249474 +reminder that gootuber can tap kill stingers +asides from that yeah its range leaves a lot to be desired +--- 636249735 +>>636249474 +I know. I just hate them. +--- 636249880 +>>636243910 +Yeah man wtf. I was replaying BotW but suddenly got the itch to finally complete my Violet pokedex, and now its been 5 days since I played BotW. Life goes so fucking fast. +--- 636249981 +>>636249498 +There’s shitters everywhere. Low X rank is also shit and I dont even know where to start. I spent so much time clawing my way back to S+ in one of the worst climbs from S->S+ so far and lost all motivation to grind X. I wanted that blue badge at the least but the grind just isnt very alluring. Nor do I want to grind up to S+10 to maintain my X rank, nor do I want to grind up to S+ again after the season. I just dont like this system, it’s a pain in the ass. +--- 636250248 +>>636249551 +It has like one or two okay things about it, but I personally can't stand it. The trade off is so incredibly bad. + +>>636249735 +Fair enough. + +>>636249880 +Man, I dropped BotW so fucking hard and for no particular reason. I was enjoying it and then just stopped. Despite the second one coming out, the only urge I have is to play OoT for the first time in like 10 years. +--- 636250492 +>>636249981 +It'd be nice if the medals you earned in Open actually mattered. Give bonus points toward your rank for every gold and silver medal you receive, and add an extra set of medals that subtract additional points from your rank. +--- 636250671 +>>636250248 +Speaking of BotW. I'll most likely stop playing Splatoon at night once TotK comes out. +--- 636251095 +>>636250671 +Isn't everybody? At least the ones who haven't already played it. Frankly, I'm surprised those threads with the gigantic OPs detailing how to pirate it don't get taken down immediately. +--- 636251213 +>>636250671 +there’s a reason they’re having this splatfest a week before the release lol +makes me wonder though, will this fest attract more schizoposting you think? botw already makes /v/ seethe so consistently, and these totk threads dont seem any better. The quality of these splat threads might go right to shit. +--- 636251516 +>>636251095 +I don't like it, but I'm for piracy so I can't be a hypocrite and report them. + +>>636251213 +As much as I love seeing /v/ seethe, I hope they don't bring that shit here. +--- 636251983 +>like 70% of the city posts are yelling about JUSTICE FOR PEARLWOOMY +Wait, did they actually ban her account or something? Gotta admit, I did not see that coming. Thank god I won't have to subject my eyes to that garbage anytime soon. Though I have to resign myself to the depressing reality that the whole town is gonna be like this for probably a few weeks. Just a bunch of morons inexplicably going to bat for a weird autist. + +>>636251213 +I can't imagine the people that get frothing at the mouth about LoZ give enough of a shit to go into splatfest threads. + +>>636251516 +Don't give two shits either way, this just seems like the kind of thing that Nintendo would swarming over with lawyers. Would hardly be the first time a company was patrolling /v/. +--- 636252003 +this shift looks like a disaster but I'm still making a room at rotation +--- 636252162 +Oh mother FUCKER, it actually has both reflux and goo tuber? Along with carbon and nozzlenose. Holy fuck, this is going to be horrible. +--- 636252391 +>>636252162 +I told you. +--- 636252420 +>tfw I didnt mind any of the meme weapons and cruised to my superbonuses no issue +That Cohozuna fight though…I can sum it up for you: ACK! +--- 636252471 +>>636252391 +Yeah, but when I was talking about goo tuber I didn't realize it was actually part of the load out. Son of a bitch. +--- 636252524 +room's up +--- 636252606 +>I was too late +Oh god, am I really going to have to freelance this? +--- 636252609 +3/4 room +--- 636252653 +>>636252471 +When you mentioned the goo tuber I started laughing. +--- 636252663 +>>636252606 +someone quit so you should be able to join from one of the previous notification +--- 636252675 +Ganon bros... + +WHERE U AT +--- 636253019 +>>636252653 +Yeah, I bet it was a real barrel of laughs. + +>>636252663 +I was already in-game by then. On the bright side, these guys were good enough to deal with a high tide grillers. Shame about disconnects. +--- 636253080 +>>636252675 +Here +I'll beat those wisdom faggots +DEENS squad www@? +--- 636253358 +>>636252675 +Present. Been practicing powerful weapons. You know like Tenta Brella? Boy what a load of shit that thing is but somehow it’s fun even if it brought my W/L ratio down severely. In Turf wars its basically akin to throwing the game with how slow that thing turfs, but if you get the hang of it and with the right support + right level you can make it work. Based on my testing it will be suffering during Splatfest, so Ive got some other backup POWER weapons. Killing it with Heavy Splatling. Any good power weapon recs fellow power gods? +--- 636253742 +>>636253358 +What's the most op kit? +--- 636253802 +Any SR rooms up? +--- 636253854 +oops, all flyfishes ! +--- 636254046 +>>636253742 +Whatever looks the freshest +--- 636254440 +If anyone wants to join a SR lobby, I have a 2/4 room. +--- 636254446 +>>636253802 +If there are, I'm willing to join. Had to dip out for about 10 minutes. Freelancing is not fun. +--- 636254706 +>>636254446 +Once I finished this shift I'll make another for you to join +--- 636254841 +>>636254706 +Sounds good. +--- 636254846 +Okay, I'm going to make a new room. Keep an eye out +--- 636254910 +gotta pee brb +--- 636254997 +At least with you guys, this probably won't be so bad. Last two randos were not fun. Gone Fission helps soften the blow. +--- 636255035 +I've been seeing almost nothing but Powerfags in my lobbies this week +--- 636255132 +>>636254997 +I've been having a blast this rotation. Fuck the goo tuber though. +--- 636255379 +Now that is much, much better. + +>>636255132 +Not having retarded teammates probably helps. And yes, fuck goo tuber. At least it can outrange reeflux. +--- 636255463 +imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO +just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass +--- 636255730 +Nice badges BJ. My first time seeing them since that rotation. +--- 636255787 +Bro, were you just spamming uncharged shots at the cohocks during mudmouths? I understand not liking the weapon but that seems really ineffective. + +>>636255730 +Feels nice to finally have them. Well, one. +--- 636256034 +>>636255379 +>Not having retarded teammates probably helps +I even had fun with freelancer. +--- 636256204 +Nice save with the reefslider, whoever had that. If it weren't for that, we probably wouldn't have hit quota. + +>>636256034 +I'm happy for you, anon, and I don't even mean that entirely sarcastically. +--- 636256210 +God I fucking love the Reef-Lux +--- 636256708 +comm error on my part +--- 636256724 +>>636256204 +>I'm happy for you, anon, and I don't even mean that entirely sarcastically + +lol +--- 636256740 +Too close with that, but we killed the fatso. Would you look at that, finally enough silvers for the piss slopsuit. + +>>636256210 +At least you're happy with it. +--- 636256889 +How long until we start getting Season 4 teases +--- 636256912 +Bitch, I saw that. You ditched us for the other group. I can't even be mad, those guys kick so much ass. +--- 636256965 +OH, nevermind, he's with us now? We should all group up or something. +--- 636257017 +>booted to plaza +ok it's my internet then +GGs Sr room +--- 636257156 +Why are these threads so normal compared to vg, it makes no sense +--- 636257157 +>>636257017 +Great games! +--- 636257158 +>>636256740 +>At least you're happy with it +You have no idea. I will say that these weapons are shit for coho +--- 636257284 +>>636257156 +>why are threads that remain largely anonymous normal compared to cliquey circlejerks that have mental illness fester for months or years at a time +Gee anon I dunno +--- 636257321 +>>636257017 +If you want i'll make another room +--- 636257330 +first time I ever got to apply this niche tech +>>636257157 +I'm glad it went so smoothly outside those griller waves where that strat we went for is kinda shit at dealing with smallfry accumulation and that one clutch glowflies one +--- 636257348 +Fuck, I spent like 70% of wave 3 trying to not die. + +>>636257158 +Funnily enough, it just occurred to me that getting fug would've probably sucked previous shift because dualies. +--- 636257382 +>>636257284 +How come people here arent cliquey and retarded tho? +--- 636257481 +Did R join our lobby? +--- 636257781 +Almost 140 eggs, top shelf. + +>>636257330 +Thanks, anon, I learned something tonight. + +>>636257481 +I think it was just a happy coincidence. Didn't see his name pop up. +--- 636257783 +Any open slots for SR? +--- 636258138 +>>636257783 +Al room has room for two +--- 636258179 +>>636257330 +I forgot about that trick, thanks for the reminder. +--- 636258323 +>>636258138 +I turned on my switch and can join the next one if that's cool +--- 636258674 +>only 10 bronzes +Damn. Really good game, though. +--- 636258682 +>>636258323 +Room is available +--- 636258704 +>>636258674 +I'm close to 999 bronze lol +--- 636258803 +>>636258682 +Why don't I see it? I made sure I'm in the pool and I've been sitting in lobby for 5 minutes. I don't think I did anything wrong +--- 636258871 +>>636258682 +same +the notification won't show if you just wait after a shift, you need to remake the room +--- 636259039 +>>636258803 +>>636258871 +Made a new room, join FP +--- 636259120 +Shit, too close at the end. I know you guys wanted me to put the eggs in but there were so many stingers and flyfish on my side. + +>>636258704 +I was at like 1500 or something before buying all the bronze scale SR banners. +--- 636259138 +I hate that you have to make a new room just to send a notification +--- 636259519 +>>636259120 +Once I saw R near the big shot using the goo tuber I went to help him. Sorry. +--- 636259523 +I gotta bail out for a bit, be back. If I miss coho, well shit. +--- 636259571 +Oh, map change. Convenient. +--- 636259640 +>>636259523 +Ok. I'll let you join once you come back. +--- 636259720 +Should i join pools even though I'm not nearly as good as you guys? I play Anarchy a lot more. Also what's the highest debt you've ever had? I just hit 600 lol +--- 636259963 +>>636259720 +during the first season i ended up almost a thousand points in rank debt in a+ after a particularly shitty afternoon where i kept throwing myself into series after series without knowing when to fucking stop. i ended up going on a 15 game losing streak before forcing myself to put it down and come back later. +moral of the story: if you find yourself in a hole, first thing you do is stop digging. +--- 636260061 +>internet comes back +>join room to get my second coho +>internet blows up again at the start of the Xtra wave +sorry guys +--- 636260541 +>>636259640 +I'm down for more if you all ain't done yet. +--- 636260597 +Though gimme a minute to piss. +--- 636260719 +Okay. Let us finish this shift +--- 636260785 +>>636260719 +Actually, I'm in a 3/4 right now with some of our regulars. Nevermind, full 4/4. +--- 636260804 +>>636260061 +It visibly took off a fourth of his health when you poofed but we still couldn't do it +--- 636260847 +>>636260785 +that's fine +--- 636261217 +Who in the hell blocked my steelhead kill in that first wave with their squid roll? I don't know whether to be irritated or laugh my ass off, I think that resulted in 2 deaths. +--- 636261576 +it's not worth it to play with /v/ pool +--- 636261686 +>>636261576 +ok you can go to /ink/ then +--- 636261931 +Son of a shit, we just had to get glowflies first thing and use up most our specials. +--- 636261954 +Why is everyone saying "justice for pearl woomy"? +--- 636262074 +>>636261954 +He got banned for 14 days apparently. Can't participate in the new splatfest map lol +--- 636262217 +>>636262074 +Good fuck that faggot +--- 636262368 +Fuck got disconnected let me back in +--- 636262482 +That was some good fucking salmon running. We even managed to kill fatass on low tide Fission, and I hate that shit. 2 silvers weren't bad considering how close it was. 3 cohos is enough for me tonight. Thanks for the games, all of you. +--- 636262489 +>>636262368 +Just finished a shift. You can remake it +--- 636262572 +Okay nevermind, ONE more coho. I can't resist, it's too fun. +--- 636262716 +What're you two doing over there by yourselves. Come over here and let's make it a foursome. +--- 636262821 +That was weird. Different people keep disconnecting at different times. +--- 636262830 +If I get disconnected again I'm going to end it there +--- 636263058 +Going to stop because my finger hurts. ggs fish room +--- 636263234 +I am astounded we made it through those low tides. Goddamn. +--- 636263276 +>5 deaths +--- 636263280 +i think there's a server problem at the moment. So many dropping players +--- 636263678 +>>636263276 +Thumbnail looks like an ass lmao +--- 636263718 +>7 revives +Goddamn man, you putting in the work. + +>>636263276 +Sometimes you just get a bad streak. +--- 636263725 +Why do you always get the reefslider BJ? + +>>636263678 +lmao +--- 636264273 +It's getting late GG guys +--- 636264402 +Okay, now this time I'm actually done, for reals. Some great last games, guys. I just wish I had done more, I was not satisfied with my stats at the end of most games. Also like half my damn gold egg fire got dodged by that damn lardass just by attacking. Fat bastard. + +>>636263725 +I don't KNOW, goddamn. On the bright side, I think I only got it twice tonight so that's pretty good. I mostly got wails and inkjet, sometimes wave breaker. +--- 636264442 +ggs team. +--- 636264554 +>>636264402 +>>636264442 +Great games as always. I'll do some shifts during splatfest on saturday since it's the fucking grizzco splatana rotation. +--- 636264708 +I'm going to miss using the reef-lux in SR +--- 636264761 +>>636264708 +I think I prefer it on more flat maps but it was p cool on GF +--- 636264786 +>>636250248 +goob has massive dps with tapshots, it's like a .96 gal with a piercing charger added to it. +--- 636264869 +Shit, I almost hit 400 VP? I wasn't even expecting to get past 100 with these weapons. Guess they synergized better than I expected. + +>>636264554 +>since it's the fucking grizzco splatana rotation. +Oh man, I still can't into that thing. Not being able to make an escape is painful. + +>>636264708 +>>636264761 +I hate being crowded with it, but it can be okay in certain situations. The range still pisses me off. +--- 636265196 +>>636264786 +I wish there was gear that went along with the bear ears. They're so cute. + +>>636264786 +I'll try to keep that in mind next time. I saw one of my teammates tap shotting a bunch of cohocks earlier and it didn't seem like it was doing all that much. Could've been bad connection. +--- 636265358 +>>636264869 +I'm 610 and contemplating if I should go for 999. I have silver on GF. +--- 636265736 +>>636265358 +This seems like a good rotation as any to try it. Playing with /v/ has yielded amazing results thus far with very few issues. Hell, if I have the time I might attempt it myself. I doubt it with how busy the week's been, but you never know. +--- 636265802 +hug +--- 636266059 +>>636265736 +Cuter blue veemo than Shiver +--- 636266242 +I just realized that all of the weapons this rotation requires you to fucking tap +--- 636266563 +Damn, this would be so perfect if it was ponytail veemo and pineapple smallfry. + +>>636266059 +Hardly a fair comparison, anon. Veemo is the cutest thing in existence. + +>>636266242 +Still better than inkbrush. + +>>636266350 +Have to admit, this is a bit disappointing. +--- 636266956 +>>636266350 +They could at least have them in Zelda outfits. +--- 636268028 +I was up too long looking for cute octos, it's bed time now. Bye. +--- 636268214 +>>636268028 +Don't overdose on cuteness bro +--- 636268270 +>>636262074 +LOL +--- 636268369 +>>636248691 +Chargers are snipers, and snipers are cowards who dont want to play the game, they just want to sit as far away from battle as possible in their special safety bubble area, playing a point and click game instead where they get the most splats and fewest deaths so they can stroke their egos over it because they lack the skill to be able to meaningfully contribute while being part of the fray up front. + +Onions boys, basically. Im not wrong. +--- 636268741 +>>636262074 +>He got banned for 14 days apparently. Can't participate in the new splatfest map lol +Shame it wasn't permanent. I will never understand why people constantly defend that fucker. +--- 636269436 +>have been part of every winning Splatfest team since 3's testfire +>stumped as to which side I should entrust for a victory this weekend +I think ultimately I'll end up siding with Courage or Power because I can't see Wisdom winning this one. At this point I just care about whichever side will give me another win to see how long I can keep this streak going. +--- 636270343 +>>636269436 +>only won 2 splatfests +why +--- 636271964 +>>636270343 +Stop going with your feelings and start choosing from your gut which team is more likely to WIN (he said knowing that he picked team water as a personal preference and wound up winning anyway). +--- 636272760 +>>636271964 +but I did... +--- 636273368 +make a room diff --git a/v/636241841.txt b/v/636241841.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..03423450bcce4ee5bc251f2a520de09fd7f5c39a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636241841.txt @@ -0,0 +1,977 @@ +----- +--- 636241841 +>make loli character +>put her in booty shorts and give her an absolutely fat dumper + +What did Capcom mean by this? +--- 636241992 +I find this games aesthetic just so awful. +--- 636242056 +She's 14 you idiots. How is she a loli. +--- 636242059 +>>636241841 (OP) +I hate mocap so fucking much +--- 636242164 +>>636241841 (OP) +>loli +>that +I hate normalfag twitter tourists so much it's fucking unreal. Stop using words you don't understand, you retarded nigger. +--- 636242176 +>>636241841 (OP) +Doesn't look or act loli. More like a Sakura replacement. + +>>636241992 +What? You don't like the obnoxious neon pink and purple? You don't like the TikTok algorithm hiphop trend? You don't like the fake urban street ViBeS? You don't LIKE the bad lighting on stages? You don't LIKE the ps3 visuals in world tour? YOU DON'T LIKE the identity politics in the character creator? YOU AREN'T A REAL STREET FIGHTER FAN. HAHA. + HAHAHAHAHAHA. +--- 636242192 +>>636241841 (OP) +literal colonization bait +--- 636242256 +>Main: Dhalsim +>Modern: Enabled +>Control type: Pad +>Previous SFV rank: Ultra Bronze +Yup, I'm ready for June the 2nd. +--- 636242358 +Shame she's ugly as fuck. That body is sex. Would be a good smash if you put a bag over her head. +--- 636242434 +>>636242358 +wait for DLC where they fix her hair, hime hair Juri saved the character. +--- 636242506 +>>636242256 +same here +gonna go around with "GoodMorningSir" as my name +--- 636242669 +>>636242176 +You know in isolation, I enjoy some of this. I like Refns films (not putting him on a pedastal). And that particular style of PS3 lighting gave games like Lost Planet 2, Binary Domain and others their own character. + +I just think this game is ugly as shit. +--- 636243349 +>22 character roster leaks, fans get hyped because this means a 6 character Season Pass would bring the cast up to 28 by the end of Season 1 and blow the disappointing launch of SFV outta the fucking water +>Capcom acknowledge the leak on Twitter but say nothing about DLC +>later reveal that only 18 of the 22 characters shown are actually in at release, the other 4 are the entire first $24.99 Season Pass (Rashid, AKI, Ed, and Akuma) +>if we get 5 Season Passes, we'll only be getting 16 more characters after the 22 leaked fighters +>if 4 more of those are newcomers like AKI, we'll only see 11 more returning characters from previous SF games +>it will be over a year post launch before a character is revealed and added that we haven't already seen +>on top of all that, Street Fighter 6 somehow manages to be the ugliest the series has ever looked in 3D +--- 636244124 +>loli character +--- 636244304 +>loli +that's a midget nigger +--- 636244317 +>mogs every other brown girl in fighting games +--- 636244349 +>>636241841 (OP) +They meant for my dick to chub up. I absolutely can't wait for the mods and ryona. Free cam + motion blur off + blood/bruises off ITS TIME TO GAME +--- 636244425 +>>636241841 (OP) +>Literal la creatura +>loli +--- 636244437 +>Loli +You do not know what this means. +--- 636244554 +>>636241841 (OP) +When is the fgc banning sf like they did doa? +--- 636244613 +>>636242256 +Based consistent Dhalsim poster. +--- 636244694 +>>636244613 +HOLY BBC!!!!!! +--- 636244741 +>>636241841 (OP) +Too bad she's fucking goblina tier fugly. +--- 636244765 +>S1: Ed, Rashid, Akuma, AKI +>S2: Return, Return, Sakura, Newcomer +>S3: Return, Return, Return, Newcomer +>S4: Return, Return, Evil Ryu, Newcomer +>S5: Return, Return, Return, Newcomer +>only 10 slots left for returning characters before the game gets more expensive than SFV +4 character seasons were a mistake +--- 636244993 +My cock can't take all the thicc bitches from this game. Tekken might have cuter girls, I'll give them that, but SF has all the thiccnes. +--- 636245106 +Lily is a hottie. I'd creampie her pussy time after time +--- 636245157 +>>636242056 +--- 636245571 +>>636243349 +I just want Hakan and Vega, and I’m good. +--- 636245657 +>>636244694 +Black men are not interested in trannies. +--- 636245716 +>>636241841 (OP) +seems like a non-issue. +she's neither white nor japanese. +is anyone really even going to lust after her? +--- 636246535 +>>636245657 +Anon... +--- 636246667 +>>636241841 (OP) +She even filters the ironic lolicon on /v/. Good to know Capcom is still led by pedochads with supreme taste 30 years later desu. +--- 636246767 +>>636241841 (OP) +>loli +Edgerunners and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race. +--- 636247468 +>>636246767 +loli is a body type get mad faggot +age is only relevant when it comes to oppai loli +--- 636247538 +>>636241841 (OP) +la pedorra +--- 636248735 +Always weird how south America/Mexico sexualizes girls. I remember going on vacation years ago and I remember just walking around and chatting, there was this 15 year old half my height who invited me to see her family etc and the parents thought I was going to date her until I clarified I'm way too old for her and I only date 18 and up. They didn't understand. Shit was weird because they didn't understand why I wouldn't date a child. +--- 636248815 +>>636248735 +the replies to this post should be good kek +--- 636248875 +>>636248735 +damn didn't know mexico is that based +--- 636249292 +>>636248735 +--- 636249950 +>>636248735 +Bait, probably a comment copied from Reddit. +--- 636250476 +>>636241841 (OP) +I might forgive them for making an American native with native weapons and calling her a mexican. +--- 636250626 +>>636241841 (OP) +>that part of the animation when she bends over and you can see her ass +--- 636250779 +>>636242056 +loli means underage you imbecile. + +She's 14, which is underage. +--- 636250806 +>>636241841 (OP) +>>636246667 +uh oh fellow unironic lolicons, I found this image of these lolis™ hopefully mods don't ban me haha +--- 636250950 +>>636250779 +They cope by calling them "hebes" anon +--- 636250994 +>>636250779 +>17 year old lolis +--- 636251028 +>>636241841 (OP) +God SF6 female characters have the faces of some fucking low-budget WEG, they seriously look so bad. Besides Juri for some reason +--- 636251135 +>>636251028 +>besides juri +--- 636251190 +>>636250806 +kek +--- 636251218 +>>636241841 (OP) +Unfortunately there is no good rule 34 of her anywhere +Menat part 2 +--- 636251225 +Is this SF6 +--- 636251232 +>>636241992 +Doesn't matter. Its Street Fighter. These idots are going to consume enough of it for it to succeed regardless. Too big to fail. +--- 636251258 +>>636250950 +hebe is under 14 +--- 636251334 +>>636250779 +>>636250950 +ironic shitposting is still shitposting +--- 636251337 +>>636251135 +Yeah nevermind, I forgot I saw this like a day or so ago. In that case there just aren't any decent looking women in the game at all. Tf is Capcom doing? +--- 636251349 +>>636250779 +>loli means underage +wrong +--- 636251370 +>>636241841 (OP) +she looks like a weird adult baby +--- 636251421 +>>636246767 +zoomers are fucking retarded +--- 636251509 +>>636251337 +to be fair, capcom never had good looking games apart from 3rd strike and arguably (sometimes) resident evil +they know how to make games but can't design good visuals +--- 636251560 +>>636251218 +What game is that +--- 636251576 +>>636251509 +>I-IT'S OKAY THAT THIS GAME LOOKS BAD BECAUSE... THE LAST THREE GAMES DIDN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER! +--- 636251578 +This doesn't only apply to capcom, but animations look so shitty these days. they really feel unatural. +--- 636251684 +>>636251576 +>IT'S OKAY THAT THIS GAME LOOKS BAD +i never even implied this, dumbo +their games look like shit when they shouldn't +--- 636251694 +>>636241992 +It's like it kept getting worse since 4. +3rd strike was absolutely perfect aesthetic. +--- 636251759 +>>636251560 +I don't remember the name but it's some Anon's game from /agdg/ on /vg/ +--- 636251847 +Is she really 14? I'm surprised twitter isn't freaking out about this +--- 636252016 +>>636251847 +they aren't allowed to because she checks a minority representation box, and that would invalidate their made up oppression olympics +this is empowering to them even if they feel it's offensive at the same time +--- 636252078 +>>636251847 +who the fuck cares about twitter? +--- 636252134 +>>636251847 +Probably not. Much like how Jamie's drink is """tea""", if Capcom is pressed on this issue, they're just going to say she's 18. They wouldn't go out of their way to portray a minor being beat up. Ignore the /pol/tard. +--- 636252205 +SF6 threads are the same copypasted shit over and over. +Go back to /sfg/ dumb crapcum shills. No one is going to buy your ugly game full of trannies. +--- 636252301 +>>636252078 +/v/ +--- 636252360 +>>636251847 +twitter isn't freaking out because sf6 is safe horny +--- 636252371 +>>636252205 +>spam all SF threads for months with the same copy pasted doomposting tranny shit +>start blaming the imaginary shills out of nowhere +This is the most retarded pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever seen. +--- 636252452 +>>636252360 +>safe horny + +Why do zoomers feel compelled to repeat the fotm meme word over and over until the next one appears +--- 636252493 +>>636251232 +>too big to fail +>any fighting game ever +--- 636252539 +>>636252205 +Delusional moron. You faggots screeching about trannies and woke agendas in SF6 are a tiny minority of the entire customer base. This game is bound to sell millions of copies in the first week alone. +But I can see the cope now, it's "either go woke go broke" or it's >>636251232 Doomerfags always want to have their cake and eat it. +--- 636252627 +>>636241841 (OP) +You fucking retards would call Sakura and Cammy "loli" +--- 636252635 +lowkey heckin cucked goyslop deadass meme shit ishiggidiggy f.r.i.e.n.d.s. shirt yeemz horneyjail annoying orange smosh deadass niggerstorage climate change hyundai meme transgirl mouse on the house no way fag decides but do look has been like my name's john and i hate every single one of you? +--- 636252704 +>>636252452 +??? +--- 636252719 +>>636251694 +>Alpha 2 was absolutely perfect aesthetic. + +fixed +--- 636252768 +>>636252719 +alpha 2 was cuck shit +and i'm american +--- 636252807 +as my dear mother used to say: +hamburger hamburger hamburger>>636252768 +>>636252719 +--- 636252817 +>>636251576 +Ultra 4 still looks better than your REngine mess +--- 636252921 +>>636245657 +All Niggers Are Gay +--- 636252987 +>>636241841 (OP) +fbi plant to expose /v/'s knowledge about lolis which as you can see in this thread... +--- 636253016 +>>636252921 +damn straight! +--- 636253208 +>>636252704 +where is the confusion here. yknow how people keep saying the internet becoming popular was a bad idea? its because of this shit. theres a new hot meme every 10 seconds for us to have 50 threads about. + +or something. i dont really care im g- +--- 636253252 +>>636253208 +house of the dead 2 muhfuggah +NIGGER + +i'm gay +--- 636253305 +>>636245657 +couple things- +1. impossible for anyone to be more than you are +2. thats a woman +--- 636253487 +>>636252539 +>This game is bound to sell millions of copies in the first week alone. +HAHAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. +SF6 trannies are actually mentally retarded. The demo only had 2-3K people playing it. This is a fighting game. +Please Shut the fuck up. +--- 636253506 +>>636253208 +I'm not a zoomer thoever +--- 636253631 +>>636242506 +perfect for gorgeous looks +--- 636254117 +>>636252704 +The phrase "safe horny" didn't exist until like 5 minutes ago and now it gets spammed incessantly in every single thread about this game. Plus it doesn't even make sense in this case; there is nothing remotely "safe" about putting a 14-year-old girl in an outfit with her asscheeks on full display. +--- 636254750 +Capcom looks more like a pig farmer now, produce as much for a masses as possible. No quality control because pigs eat anything +--- 636255320 +>>636248735 +>15 +>child +no it is YOU who does not understand +--- 636256186 +>>636254117 +oh, that's interesting. ywnbaw btw. +--- 636256643 +>>636241841 (OP) +--- 636256741 +>>636252539 +Tendies have been using muh pozzed excuse since they are mad at Capcom being loved +They claim to be against censorship but they are the first ones to censor threads like Atelier by spamming cado +--- 636256860 +>>636256643 +that's replusive to look at. +This game is so ugly, it must have been made that way on purpose. +--- 636256890 +She has a loli personality, is voiced by a well known loli voice actress in Japanese, and a bunch of the official artwork of her released showed that she was probably meant to be much more of a loli at somepoint, and considering that this is the closest that the game about giant thighs and normalized hitboxes is ever going to get to a loli - I'm going to go ahead and call her a loli. At least until we see how big her boobs are under the parka. +--- 636256901 +>>636252539 +This. Sf5 was coomer and they doonposted it anyway +Nintendo jannies literally used to remove doa5 threads for being "a general" +Try to make a thread to play sc6, kof15 and you will barely find any player to play with + +Doomposters are nintendies and depressed old people who want controversy +--- 636257052 +>>636241841 (OP) +How does she look with battle damage? +--- 636257202 +>>636256890 +>has a loli personality +irrelevant to whether someone is a loli +>is voiced by a well known loli voice actress +so if a loli voice actress voices zangief, is he a loli too? what does it matter who voices them +>she was probably meant to be much more of a loli +ok, but she isn't in the end product +>I'm going to go ahead and call her a loli +can't anyone stop you from being wrong, but don't complain when people correct you or call you a retard because you don't know what words mean +--- 636257306 +damn i just tried the demo and im not that impressed + +the cancel resource is kinda cool but is it really wise to allow that off of light moves? seems like it will create a really gay meta where you cant compete at the highest level unless you start confirming light pokes into drive cancels. +--- 636257339 +>>636245157 +best post itt +--- 636257385 +>>636256860 +Not a big fan of the art direction but it's disingenuous to criticise a single frame of animation that was never meant to be seen paused like that. +--- 636257667 +>>636248735 +>not respecting local customs +Typical burger tourist +--- 636257738 +>>636257385 +people also keep posting low resolution pics with artifacts all over, and no game will look passable that way. +but then you also look at pretty games and you don't find those super ugly moments like we do in sf6, and that's simply because they fucked up big time, whether on purpose or not. +sf6 is hideous even when pictures aren't cherry picked +--- 636257796 +>>636250806 +>lust provoking image +--- 636257947 +>>636248735 +They're trying to get you to marry her so they can all get into El Norte +--- 636258001 +>>636253487 +You mean the demo that everyone played weeks before it hit PC? THAT demo? +--- 636258107 +>>636252360 +The fuck is "safe horny" supposed to mean? +--- 636258120 +>>636257202 +The point is that they're trying to make a character who fits a loli archetype in a game whose disgusting art direction and rigid mechanics are clearly not designed to incorporate loli characters. An effort was made to appeal to a different audience by the one big name Japanese dev left who isn't afraid of putting lolis in their games and I'm going to acknowledge that, because they could have just made her another "tall badass" female character like Manon or Marissa, made the Americans happy and been done with it, and that's clearly wanted "cute little girl" instead, even if the awful art style refuses to fully accommodate it. + +Real question: are you people getting so worked up over the definition supposed to be pro-lolicons who are upset that she's not more of a loli or anti-lolicons trying to protect your image because you're attracted to a fictional character whose clearly meant to appeal to lolicons? +--- 636258148 +>>636258107 +Buzzword that "people" latched onto to in order to make it the next goyslop. It's not working. +--- 636258169 +m'anon +--- 636258278 +>>636258148 +No I mean what are they refering to when they say that? +--- 636258298 +>>636252360 +>>636252452 +i prefer the term "corporate horny", it's mainly corporations dictating what can and cannot be horny +hell sfw and nswf comes from the corporate aspect of "work", you idiots just keep using the same terms mister greedy corpo gave you permission to use +--- 636258370 +>>636258278 +They're referring to "Safe for work content that's still sexual" so basically PG-13. +--- 636258436 +>>636258298 +That makes no sense. +--- 636258462 +>>636258298 +You talk like you suck dick. Maybe quit slurping on cock before you post, dumb furry faggot. +--- 636258558 +>>636258370 +You mean sexy? +--- 636258580 +>>636258436 +>>636258462 +t. bootlickers +--- 636258641 +>>636258120 +I like loli and everything about the game's aesthetic is disgusting to me, including lily. Lily is closer to western "goblinism" like onirism and sits deep in the uncanny valley. +--- 636258657 +>>636258558 +Yes. But apparently that term is "outdated" and only used by muh corporations, so retards have to come up with a new description for a simple word in order to look special. As an example, look at the faggot a post above me. +--- 636258783 +>>636258107 +Sexualizing non-traditionally "sexy" people/things or appealing to other less pandered to groups as to incorporate sex appeal into your media without triggering the twitter brigade. + +Examples: +>Sexualizing older women- +This is empowering to older women who are often seen as "less sexy", so its safe sexy +>Sexualizing men +This is empowering to women and gay men, so its safe sexy +>Exposing a characters feet or armpits, or sexualizing muscles +Not traditional sexy characters and something that most people don't understand the scale of attractiveness on, thus safe sexy. + +There's also other aspects that are harder to explain like "covering up skin with skin-tight outfits". + +If you want peak "safe sexy" to formulate a visual idea, look at the recent Mortal Kombat games. +--- 636258929 +>>636258783 +Holy shit you apes will try to come up with the most inane and childish explanations for your buzzwords. +>It's liek sexy but....LESS!!! +>Midriff exposure is leik.....SAFE horny bro!!! +All for a term that was made up less than a month ago. +--- 636259068 +I like the games art, its much better 3D than early 5, but its a bit too mocap heavy. I like most of the redesigns. Kinda happy they announced the DLC because now I dont plan on buying it at all. You can earn money in game if you want 1 or 2 characters anyways. Mika might be gone but Manons medal system looks fun af. Might learn Blanka since theres no mash inputs either +--- 636259142 +>>636241841 (OP) +>those proportions +>loli +The fuck are you smoking anon? +>>636258657 +>>636258370 +>>636258298 +>>636258929 +Zoomers are porn damaged because they were exposed to HD pornhub access at 10. Their brain only has a binary of child entertainment and hardcore porn. If you draw something with too much curves they scream at you to remove it or show cum stained cervix's with no in between. +--- 636259159 +>>636258929 +Its really easy to understand and has been happening for years before someone coined the term. Its just "strategically planned corporate sexiness" that's designed by committee not to offend people who complain about the objectification of women or sexualization of minors. +--- 636259227 +>Juri's costume doesn't look blatantly censored anymore +>instead she's blatant fanservice now +>this bitch in OP +>everything jiggling +Crapcom is going to take all this away the moment I buy the game, I can feel it. +--- 636259251 +>>636258929 +Well the people saying and posting that the world is fucking doomed are literally depressed fat fucks with 0 skills +--- 636259413 +>>636250779 +Loli is a body type. Otherwise shinobu wouldn't be one. How do people still not understand that? +--- 636259442 +>>636259159 +>Its really easy to understand and has been happening for years before someone coined the term +Yeah, it was called PG-13/SFW/SEXY content you absolute dopaminefried, tree swinging baboon. You're attempting to justify a literal twitter word you saw get thrown around and now you're acting like it's the next "goyslop". Dear GOD stop trying to reinvent the wheel when there's already a laundry list of terms that explain the situation properly while not sounding absolutely retarded. Suck my nuts, go back to twitter, kill yourself, yadda yadda etc etc. +>>636259251 +What does that have to do with my post. +--- 636259490 +>>636251694 +>3rd strike was absolutely perfect aesthetic. +but that was nigger shit too +maybe SF is just a nigger franchise +--- 636259491 +>>636259413 +not a body type retard +--- 636259575 +>>636259413 +>>636259491 +Its a body type, but the definition was blurred years ago when Elin from Tera blew everything up by having adult legs with a child torso. +--- 636259632 +>>636241841 (OP) +Wait this thing represents Mexico? Give me Ramon from KoF thank you. +--- 636259650 +>>636259442 +You seem really upset that someone from twitter thought up a clearer variant of the vague terms you listed. +--- 636259684 +>>636259413 +Yes it is a body type retard. Tatsumaki from one punch man is an adult but also a loli. Even murata calls her a loli. +--- 636259719 +Capcom hasn't made good looking characters since they've shifted to 3D +--- 636259725 +>>636241841 (OP) +fix the shitty hairstyle +its such a minor gripe but i hate that Kimberly and Lili had """cultural experts""", likely two different people and both of them decided on headband + weird tied up hair with zero bangs as if these things were unique to their upbringing and not just a necessity for working women in hot climates +--- 636259754 +>>636259684 +Great, i quoted my own post. Meant to reply to >>636259491 +--- 636259829 +>>636259650 +"Safe horny" isn't a clearer variant of anything when the people using it can't even define the term properly. +>What's PG-13 content? +>"It's sexual but to a certain SFW degree" +>What's safe horny? +>"It's like when...a corporation tries to make things SEXY but uh...it's not FULLY sexy and...er..." +I shall repeat myself now. Suck my nuts, go back to twitter, kill yourself, yadda yadda etc etc. +--- 636259889 +What region is this Mexinigger from? What is even the approximate? +--- 636259983 +>>636241841 (OP) +lolis with bubble butts are top tier. But that isn't loli +--- 636260018 +>>636259829 +But the definition was explained to you by multiple people, and you then decided to put words in people's mouths to make it more vague. + +And your definition of PG13 is still more vague in your own example. +--- 636260064 +>>636258783 +Literally every fetish is safe horny then. The term is worthless. +--- 636260083 +>>636241841 (OP) +>OMG A UGLY SHITSKIN WITH WEIRD LEGS SO HOT +--- 636260159 +She would have been perfect but her face and colgate smile are awkward as hell looking +--- 636260181 +>>636251218 +>>636251759 +Couldn't find it in recent AGDGs, anon. Do you have the original filename? +--- 636260206 +>>636258783 +>older women are not sexy + +Alright you can kill yourself now +--- 636260220 +>>636260018 +>and you then decided to put words in people's mouths to make it more vague. +Why're you trying to lie? Literally all of the definitions have been "corporates make thing sexy but not TOO sexy". Get your head out of your ass, you don't even know what the word is trying to say, you're just defending it because it's the FOTM buzzybuzzword. +--- 636260226 +>>636241841 (OP) +>loli +OP is fucking retarded and unironically a pedophile. +--- 636260331 +>>636260018 +>by multiple people +--- 636260349 +Its actually fucking hilarious how hard crapcum shills and interns are trying to push these awful character designs as "waifus" and trying to make them "viral" + +Do these idiots think they come off as genuine for EVEN 5 seconds? +--- 636260431 +>>636241992 +I sometimes can't tell whether the game looks fucking awful or good. +It's in some uncanny middle. +Blanka looks fucking hideous for instance. And the hair on Ryu and Zangief looks awful too. + +Tbh I wonder if it's RE Engine's fault. RE7, 8 and to an extent 4 also have awful looking characters. Only Lady Dimitresc and DMC5 characters look good. +--- 636260502 +Another goyslop of the week, that will be forgotten in a month max. + +It's coming out during pride month too. Exciting isn't it. +--- 636260589 +>>636260502 +Wrong pic, meant to post this. +--- 636260601 +>>636260502 +Peculiar buck +--- 636260661 +>>636260589 +>not even Ryu and Ken duking it out but 2 literally who zoomer characters +--- 636260675 +>>636241841 (OP) +only game I'm buying this year +i just need 1 fighting game and i can fuck off for the next few years +--- 636260687 +>>636241841 (OP) +She's from the Thunderthighs Tribe. +--- 636260757 +>>636260589 +>IF First Light +>Apex Octane +>SF6 +What the fuck is this image showing. Most of these don't even have the same colour scheme. +--- 636260851 +>>636241841 (OP) +>What did Capcom mean by th-ACK! +--- 636260874 +>>636260757 +It's all safehorny goyslop redditcore +--- 636261108 +Apparently Capcom is expecting 10 million sales lmao +--- 636261179 +As a big personal fan of Rupaul's drag race. +SF6 is confirmed buy from me because of the drag and trans representation. +--- 636261353 +>4AM in the US +>Multiple posts from non-new IP's start popping up +Hmm...interesting. +--- 636261535 +>>636257306 +And that shit is hard to do, I found fadc more difficult in sf4 than the links. (Button dasher in MvC, but any game that has dashing as part of a combo without a button dash is tough) +Does modern give you a dash shortcut? Forget motions, dashing within a few frames of a combo is the really hard shit. +--- 636261713 +>>636251225 +thats a man +--- 636261806 +>>636261713 +OUT OF 10 +--- 636261864 +>>636252452 +--- 636261917 +>>636241841 (OP) +Looks like your typical ugly nigress +--- 636264572 +>>636259159 +>happening for years +Yeah, before you were even born. So much for some globalist agenda lurking in the background trying to make you attracted to jew-approved fetishes or whatever. +--- 636264676 +>>636264572 +>ywn lick her through her spats +--- 636265553 +>>636250779 +why do americans ruin and destroy everything +--- 636265646 +>>636241841 (OP) +That's how mexican teens usually are. just fatter +--- 636265703 +>>636244317 +--- 636265814 +>>636241841 (OP) +She looks Cape Verdean. +--- 636265905 +>you can beat the shit out of a 14 year old +>but don't you dare jerk off to her +--- 636265910 +>>636252817 +--- 636266108 +I hate niggers. +I hate street fighter 6. +--- 636267392 +>>636259413 +>>636259491 +>>636259575 +>>636259684 +They called Lum a loli in Urusei Yatsura and called Angela a loli in Expelled from Paradise +--- 636267484 +>>636241841 (OP) +>>636241841 (OP) +>>636241841 (OP) +UGLY + +FACE + + +I can't get past the ugly face. this character is hideous, how the fuck are there 3DPD irl thots with cuter faces than that? How the fuck does a fictional character get mogged by real life? HOW +--- 636267602 +>>636250779 +So 1000+ year old characters aren't loli? +--- 636267645 +>>636241841 (OP) +kys you absolute moron, look up what a loli is, or better yet fuck off +--- 636267972 +>>636260502 +--- 636268112 +>uderage girl +>easy to use +--- 636268449 +>>636241841 (OP) +capcom shills are getting really desperate lmao this game is so fucking ugly +--- 636268512 +>see cute little girl +>instantly fantasise about her beating me to death +How did I get like this bros +--- 636268515 +>>636267972 +this nigga wasn't a faggot +--- 636268561 +>>636267972 +looks nothing alike +--- 636268685 +>>636250994 +>17 year old lolis +Yes. +--- 636268731 +>Is that...a female in her sexual prime?? +>WAAAHH YOU CAN'T DO THAT THAT'S ILLEGAL HELP ME TRANNYMAN +Why are Americans like this? 14 is legal in first world countries +--- 636268921 +>>636250806 +Would. +--- 636269434 +>>636265646 +--- 636269567 +>>636245657 +This black man? +--- 636269638 +>>636252817 +>t.has no idea how game engine works +--- 636269685 +>>636257385 +or ya know with such a shitty res +--- 636269901 +>>636254117 +>Street Fighter N revealed +>people start saying SF N-1 looked better +Every. Fucking. Time +--- 636269914 +>>636241841 (OP) +Who in their right mind would play that looks this repulsive when Guilty Gear and GBVS are a thing? +--- 636269967 +>>636269901 +where's the problem if those people provide proof of said developments? we've seen plenty by now +are you seriously suggesting the game hasn't visually gone downhill since 3rd strike? +--- 636270043 +>>636268685 +how is that different from a regular flat teenager +--- 636270112 +>>636269967 +half of 3S's roster were freaks though, ST looks better because the characters outside of blanka and sim are actually human +--- 636270196 +>>636269967 +2D being superior doesn't mean their 3D isn't getting better +--- 636270306 +>>636268731 +Americans are trying to pass a bill to raise the age of consent to 25, because the human brain isn't fully developed until then, while also trying to pass a bill to lower the voting age to 16, because teens are considered responsible and mature enough to have a say in government. +America is clown world incarnate. +--- 636270620 +>>636270112 +even those freaks look cool, imo + +>>636270196 +it's not, though. i prefer 5 over 4, but 6 is worse than both +--- 636270668 +>>636270043 +--- 636270757 +>>636270668 +so she's not even flat, just a midget? is she cursed by protag-kun's forehead? +--- 636270790 +>>636260661 +They want to push Luke, Jamie, and Kimberly as this generations Ryu, Ken, and Chun Li. +--- 636270928 +>>636270790 +luke and jamie i can get behind, but kimberly... good luck with that, capcom +>inb4 buffed to the moon so people pick her up +--- 636270978 +>>636260431 +This isn’t your actual opinion and you just wanted to post for attention that you’re finally getting hours after the fact, so you’re welcome +--- 636271208 +>>636270757 +>so she's not even flat, just a midget? +Lolis don't need to be flat. +--- 636271289 +>>636271208 +You're painfully retarded +--- 636271324 +>>636271289 +what is oppai loli? +--- 636271362 +>>636271324 +Shit they are shit +--- 636271423 +>>636251847 +Retard +--- 636271432 +>>636270928 +>inb4 buffed to the moon so people pick her up +If anything, she reeks of that sort of character that will filter players at low level with annoying gimmicks, but perform terrible at tournaments. She might even be top-tier the first season or so, but then get nerfed to hell as the years go by. +--- 636271515 +>>636241992 +Yeah it’s hideous but so is every 3d street fighter. +--- 636271568 +>>636252205 +No it's more like +>some coomer posts an ass +>shitposters get mad and go +>t-t-thats a man's ass...m-MANon +>nuh-uh *posts boobs this time* +>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY dragatcapcom.webm + +Every time +--- 636271578 +>>636271362 +concession accepted +--- 636271605 +>>636251847 +because she's fucking ugly lol +--- 636271631 +>>636253487 +2 million first month ez +--- 636271689 +Fuck off with your arguing and most more of Lily's plump thighs and booty. +--- 636271734 +>>636257052 +I'm turning it off. Cammy's entire face gets bloody and she gets weird bloodstained clothes. It's to MK for me. + +It's fine in drawn artwork, but in game it triggers me +--- 636271761 +>>636248735 +I hope this is bait fucking hell +--- 636271785 +I can't stop thinking about Street Fighter 6. I can't even play other games anymore. I don't feel any motivation. When the beta shut down, it felt like a gut punch. I just want to lift weights while just listening to people talk about Street Fighter 6. I want to watch Street Fighter 6 matches. This is fucked. This hasn't happened to me before. I've DREAMT about Street Fighter 6 matches. + +Seriously WHY did the beta have to be that fucking good. People who didn't get in will not understand until they finally get to touch the game either on launch of an open beta. This is it. We finally get to forget Street Fighter V ever fucking existed. We finally get the real sequel to Street Fighter 2, 3 and 4. The 6 bars of the Drive Gauge actually fixed everything and saved Street Fighter as a franchise. That absolutely fucking perfect, even superior to Strive netcode. SF6 is actually going to become the pillar the entire fighting game community unites around. Everyone is bending the knee, anime fighting fans, Tekken fans, the old guard of SF, the new guard of SF, the Mortal Kombat fans, everybody who actually touched the beta is kneeling out of total respect to SF6. Never thought I'd see the day. + +It's been so, so long. 7 years of V. 7 years of people leaving the Street Fighter Community for other games. 7 years of trying to enjoy this shitty fucking V-trigger game. 7 years of anime games, Tekken and literally everything else growing bigger in the power vacuum Street Fighter's presence left. And then like Christ arriving a second time, the Street Fighter 6 beta. To everyone who didn't get to try the game yet, I can't wait until you do. This is actually a special moment for the fighting game community. I've been a fighting game fan for 25 years, since I could press the damn buttons on a controller. It just feels like such a special moment is only a few months away. +--- 636271792 +Choose +--- 636271826 +>>636257385 +It's also full of motion blur effects. You can turn it off to make the game look clearer. It's basically night and day. Hopefully they patch the lighting though because ITS AWFUL +--- 636271905 +>>636271792 +oh no no no no look at the top of her head hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah +--- 636271938 +>>636250994 +>>636270043 +>>636270757 +>>636271289 +>>636271362 +Dumb ironic lolicon. +--- 636271958 +>>636271792 +Blue Mary = Lily >>>>>> Alien Cammy +--- 636271973 +>>636271689 +--- 636271984 +>>636256643 +Why did anon post a picture of me? +--- 636272059 +>>636271792 +Can I swap bits? Make the giga blonde? +>6 Cammy's lowerbody +>DoA 6 Tina's chest +>8 Lili's face +>Samus's deadpan +--- 636272061 +>>636271958 +It's Lili, Lily is a brown loli +--- 636272102 +>>636271973 +Nice +--- 636272129 +>>636260349 +Manon and Cammy have both trended in addition to Kimberly. +The SF6 girls are very popular on the internet. Cammy especially. +--- 636272145 +>>636271792 +lily > blue > aylium cammy +--- 636272149 +>>636271973 +what videogame is that? +--- 636272174 +>>636271938 +>Nooooo i need my lolis to look like dried up, wrinkly 60 year old hags with saggy tits. +--- 636272208 +>>636272149 +SF6 +--- 636272240 +>>636271973 +More +--- 636272264 +>>636242164 +Based, fuck Amerimutts +--- 636272318 +>>636271792 +Middle +--- 636272353 +Why is Capcom unable to make an attractive female even if their life depended on it? +I swear every female looks like an uncanny valley goblina. No other fighting game has this level of ugliness. +--- 636272358 +>>636272208 +I'm preordering brb +--- 636272372 +>>636271208 +define loli for me +--- 636272482 +>>636272174 +>>636272372 +A picture is worth a thousand words +--- 636272648 +>>636271973 +This is why all the cunts that get their Jimmies rustled over child porn can fuck off. This cunt certainly didn't have any consensual issues. Ignoramouses taking the moral high ground, playing cover up for a bunch of underaged whores. +>inb4 le nonce +Nope. Just hate inconsistent hypocrites. +--- 636272661 +>>636272482 +not in this case, give me your definition +--- 636272692 +>>636271905 +Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about btw +--- 636272765 +>>636272661 +A young or young-looking girl character in Japanese anime and manga +--- 636272917 +>>636272765 +so the original lolita, the source of the term itself, doesn't fit your definition +fantastic +--- 636273253 +>>636272917 +what is a loli for you? +--- 636273398 +>>636272917 +Yes the original Dolores Leigh is just a little girl being craved by a pedophile in a thriller book. It got popular in japan and so they just started calling all their little girl cartoons loli and it got out of hand. +Lo has nothing to do with the term. +--- 636273515 +>>636272692 +looks pretty self explanatory to me. He's talking about cammy's massive forehead +--- 636273984 +>>636272059 +Nah Cammy's lower body is too exaggerated in sf6, don't like it, it's too much towards sex as opposed to aesthetics. +Lili's is how it ought to be for her +--- 636274082 +>>636248735 +this is bait +--- 636274290 +>>636273984 +Tekken is more aesthetically pleasing but good lord 3d fighting mechanics are so shit +--- 636274316 +>>636274082 +>pic +literally tranime. +--- 636274483 +>>636274290 +Look at this aesthetics on some of the males though bro +--- 636274607 +>>636274483 +Bruce Lee was not a roid monster +--- 636274680 +So what is Lily’s race? +--- 636274690 +Do you guys like girl on girl rape? +--- 636274715 +>>636274483 +Looks like made of dry clay. And the hair is straight from Second Life shop. What a shitty asset-recycle center series. +--- 636274905 +>>636274715 +He doesn't at all look like his t7 vers +--- 636274978 +>>636274607 +This. Talk about unrealistic beauty standards. +--- 636275092 +>>636241841 (OP) +>And make her ugly so any pedofags lost interest the moment they see her face +Based fagcom +--- 636275167 +>>636251232 +>Too big to fail +>Fighting games have the smallest population of any genre +why do you even care? +--- 636275194 +How did they fuck up Cammy's basic animations so badly man +--- 636275251 +>>636275167 +He's addicted to outrage like people on twitter diff --git a/v/636242025.txt b/v/636242025.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b5ca0e7f5bb5c074a5d2269e866c495ac1819069 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636242025.txt @@ -0,0 +1,433 @@ +----- +--- 636242025 +>casually the best 4x release in a decade +--- 636242181 +what makes it the best +--- 636242223 +>>636242025 (OP) +Looks exactly like every fucking other 4x game +--- 636242337 +>>636242025 (OP) +>no single player campaign +Yeah I won't support his paradoxslop. +Might be worth pirating after 10 DLCs. +--- 636242349 +Anyone else feel like all the fun has been optimized out in favor of balance? Insignificant level up bonuses, tiny provinces with between zero and one structure, ultra-flat unit power curve... There's just no thrill anymore. This is a single player game, breaking it is part of the fun. +--- 636242382 +>First game +>i'm some Elven queen +>local goblins all kneel to me and become my subjects + +>next game +>Krissa +>smoking hot human women +>her subjects are all enthralled Orcs + +good game, i like it. +--- 636242525 +Does anyone know if the shared border bonuses count if you are connected via an underground path. +--- 636242848 +>>636242337 +>4x +>campaign +Huh nigger? +>>636242223 +It is, but has a bunch of brand new stuff with cool asymmetrical starts, being able to totally customize your race and leader then mutate them through tech unlocked spells. It’s the best fantasy 4x of all time, but if you don’t like 4x’s you prob won’t like it. +--- 636242968 +>>636242337 +4x games aren't typically known for having campaigns, anon. Are you confusing them with something else? +--- 636242981 +>>636242025 (OP) +4X is all garbage, so thats not a high bar +--- 636243071 +>>636242025 (OP) +My expectation is diet rpg stellaris. Is this accurate? +--- 636243160 +>>636242981 +It's okay to not like something. You don't need to act like a child. +--- 636243398 +>>636243071 +Your expectation should be AoW planet fall's design experiments transposed onto AoW3's setting. Because that's what it is. +--- 636243512 +>>636242968 +Age of Wonders is known for having campaigns. +--- 636243683 +>>636243398 +I haven't played anything in the series, really haven't taken notice of it until now. Just trying to get a frame of reference on the gameplay. + Closest things I've played are paradoxes (stellaris, crusader kings, hoi), civ, distant worlds, etc. I've also heard that this series has a HoMM flavor to it, played 3 and also that newer Hero's Hour indie thing +--- 636243689 +>>636242025 (OP) +>tier 5 "mythic" units have pathetic stats compared to even tier 1 units +soulless +--- 636243795 +>>636243512 +Well fuck me. My mistake. +I don't actually know much about the Age of Wonders series. I was the first post asking what's good about it. +--- 636244046 +>>636243683 +Something akin to endless legend. Civ-lik hex-based overworld management with RTT battles on a separate screen. There's also magic you can use to influence both both the battles and kingdom managment. +--- 636244234 +>>636242181 +Getting paid for posting on 4chan if these obvious threads at regular intervals are any indication. +--- 636244401 +>>636243071 +Yeah actually that’s pretty accurate. It’s more 4x then stellaris thoey. Stellaris was like half gsg half 4x. +--- 636244550 +>>636244234 +Take your meds you retarded shitskin idiot. +>new best seller popular game comes out and everyone is talking about +>someone makes thread on 4chan to talk about +>shitskin esl’s oink about shills +No one is paying anyone to post on 4chan but anti-hate groups and the IDF. Also there have not been enough threads about this game, I’m gonna make some more cause it’s a pretty good game. +--- 636245195 +just did a game where i went fully down the rock path and boy is it fun to just blow up mountains everywhere +--- 636245386 +>>636243512 +>>636243795 +not only that, but age of wonders has had a pretty decent, consistent story thread over the course of the prior 4 games. +--- 636245453 +>>636243398 +>AoW planet fall +That game was shit. I did like Age of Wonders 3 though. +--- 636245867 +If I've never played any age of wonders games, which one should I start with? +--- 636247176 +>>636243160 +Then stop +--- 636248036 +>>636245867 +This one if you wanna be trendy. Age of Wonders 3 if you want this anon to think you are a cool guy. 2 if you want nostalgia autists to like you. +--- 636248297 +>>636248036 +What about 1? +--- 636249190 +>>636248297 +Only if you can handle ye olde jank. +--- 636249591 +>>636248297 +1 is similar enough to 2, has 2 different races, and a different campaign. The "major" difference is that instead of having all of your heroes and all of their equipped items carried over, you have a pool of things you can take with you that includes heroes, units, equipment, gold and I think mana as well. +--- 636249662 +What happened here +--- 636250423 +>>636242025 (OP) +>golems instead of rideable mechs +yeah its shit +--- 636250523 +>>636244550 +Good morning, sir! +--- 636250610 +>>636244550 +>No one is paying anyone to post on 4chan +oh you sweet summer child... although you're not getting paid for post containing slurs or excessive swearing but shhh +--- 636250628 +>>636249662 +oh nonono! +--- 636250713 +>>636242025 (OP) +>only good helmet is gated behind email subscribtion +That's why piracy is the way +--- 636250970 +>>636243689 +Them being good is just a myth. +--- 636251037 +Personally, I prefer Planetfall. +--- 636251191 +>>636244550 +>No one is paying anyone to post on 4chan but anti-hate groups and the IDF. +Now this is plain wrong. +--- 636251373 +>>636249190 +How is AoW1 janky? +--- 636251495 +>>636242025 (OP) +this game is literal crap though +--- 636251679 +>>636243795 +>I don't actually know much about the Age of Wonders series. +This is what everyone who made aow4 said +--- 636252030 +>that filename +>one line shilling +bot thread + +>>636243512 +more 4x need campaigns +campaign mode in stellaris would be kino unironically +oh and aow4 is trash btw, wasted my time pirating it +--- 636252171 +>>636252030 +both stellaris and aow are garbage +--- 636252218 +>>636251495 +post a good game right now zoomtard +--- 636252312 +>>636252171 +didn't ask for your shit opinion nigger +--- 636252398 +>>636252218 +Shadow Empire, paraslop nigger +--- 636252446 +>>636252398 +based mayoiposter +--- 636252485 +>>636242025 (OP) +AoW1 is the best. +--- 636252543 +>>636242337 +What, AoW game without a campaign? What were those tards thinking... +--- 636252604 +>>636252398 +>Autism simulator with tendies sperging the devs released a single dlc because they don't have enough neetbux to play it +Oh yeah, this is the contrarian /v/tard audience alright. +--- 636252830 +>>636248297 +>>636249190 +AoW1 is the best in the series. Comfy as fuck, by far the most unique with a shit ton of retro fantasy charm, and the ost is fantastic. Feels more like a tabletop game than any other AoW title. +--- 636252837 +>>636252604 +>Autism simulator +Imagine having such a tiny brain that you get hung up on something as simple as a baby's first ww2 wargame but with dune sandworms. Paratards are truly the dumbest normalfaggots. +--- 636253001 +>>636252837 +>/v/tism recs.exe +my sides are in orbit +--- 636253024 +>>636249662 +>2 +Yeah, now post AoW1 nymph and also lady of pain. +--- 636253103 +>>636253001 +Yes, this is what 95% of wargames look like. +--- 636253105 +>>636252837 +>>636253001 +I would have more fun with this type of game as a kid. Now I just view this stuff as a waste of time. Sure, all games are like that, but I can play something else to relax for an hour and then fuck off, while spreadsheet shit makes me wonder what I'm doing with my life. Might as well work as an accountant and make money. +--- 636253148 +So can you put gear in each individual unit like in planetfall? +--- 636253182 +>>636253105 +>I can play something else to relax for an hour and then fuck off +Fuck off then, your opinion isn't valuable or interesting to anyone and no one wants a future of bite-sized ultra casual trash. Just leave forever and go talk about gacha on /vg/. +--- 636253234 +>>636253148 +>>636253182 +Holy fuck insane timing, /v/ fucking sucks now +--- 636253290 +>>636253148 +>>636253182 +Just delete the thread, embarassing. +--- 636253419 +>>636253103 +>>636253182 +>game looks like actual shit from some windows 98 game +>but at least I know the rainfall on the fictional planet in my videogame +lellellellellel +--- 636253432 +>>636253148 +What game? +--- 636253572 +>>636253419 +>>636253432 +Sad. +--- 636253673 +>>636253105 +>Playing games 1 hr at a time +Seriously? What kind of games do you even play? +--- 636253715 +>>636250610 +Shut up and pay Quasi, you fat fuck +--- 636253792 +>>636253234 +>>636253290 +ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION CHUDS. ARE THERE STILL UNIT MODS OR NOT? + +>>636253432 +ass juggler game, Nikke. Playable in pc and mobile +--- 636253807 +>>636253148 +>>636253182 +/v/ is so bad now. +--- 636253868 +>>636253792 +You are 20x worse than a literal redditor. +--- 636253992 +>>636249591 +>> 1 is similar to 2 +Fuck you. 3 is similar to 1, 2 was a travesty. +--- 636254001 +i wanted to like planetfall but the whole art style and ui looked so fucking bad like a f2p game +--- 636254095 +>>636242349 +I've only played Age of Wonders 2. Had same feelings. You can't steamroll the enemy. +--- 636254142 +This shit is like WC3, XCOM and Civ had a baby +--- 636254210 +>>636253792 +aow never had unit mods, you are thinking of fallen enchantress, very similar concept. +--- 636254231 +>>636254142 +No, it's just a shitty super generic dumbed down 4x game +--- 636254305 +>>636242349 +haven't played it, but if they really took out the campaign then they made this game thinking exclusively on multiplayer balance, bummer. +--- 636254432 +Some retard has been shilling aow for months. I know its one guy because barely anyone plays this game. I thought maybe this was their first strategy game or something and maybe they would move on once they learned more about the genre but this is getting sad now. +--- 636254471 +Sure smells like schizo in here +--- 636254538 +>>636254432 +It's the same "goyslop is the best game ever" retard spammer as usual. +--- 636254548 +>>636254432 +--- 636254550 +>>636253024 +oh god i masturbated so much to those pics back in the day. Even the nature elemental asnt safe from my penis wrath. +--- 636254674 +>>636253868 +Is the ledditor in the room with us right now? Take your fucking meds homo. + +>>636254210 +Im sure they're called mods in AoW planetfall and that's what I actually enjoyed the most in that spinoff. I'm just disappointed with the bad AoW4 ost, so adding no unit mods and launch issues, I'm hesitant to buy. +--- 636254680 +>>636253024 +A fellow man of culture +--- 636254729 +>>636253148 +Video games are dead. +--- 636254850 +>>636254674 +>>I'm just disappointed with the bad AoW4 ost + +Wait, what??? they couldn't even get that right? The series OST has always been a banger. Did they at least keep the Title Song???? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o-7rPnZhXo&ab_channel=JisengSo [Embed] +--- 636255221 +>>636254850 +i like the soundtrack a lot personally, although it is fairly generic fantasy ost. reminds me of the total war warhammer ost +--- 636255304 +>>636254850 +You can check it out in YouTube, the Devs uploaded it. We all know that the ost in AoW3 was amazing and made you hype in Manual battles, and kinda worse in planetfall (but still okay). AoW4 is forgettable and generic for some reason, considering it's the same AoW3 musician. +--- 636255382 +>>636254538 +>>636254432 +paid bots +nothing else +--- 636255476 +>>636255382 +NOOO HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT A GAME THAT CAME OUT 2 DAYS AGO AND IS A TOP SELLER ON STEAM... IM GOING INSANE!!!!!! i spit on you faggot +--- 636255740 +>>636255476 +it's ok, soon they'll stop paying for shilling this and bots with switch to something else that pays +not my problem you're autistic and can't easily distinguish genuine organic discussion from literal robots on paycheck +--- 636255854 +>>636255740 +i made this thread you fucking ape lol +--- 636256867 +>>636255304 +What is the appeal of watching an already obese man eat junk food so he becomes even more obese? Is it like a feederism thing? I don't get the appeal. +--- 636257101 +>>636255854 +of course you did +--- 636257430 +>it's on gog +based, I'll check it out, I liked AoW 3, hopefully this one is good as well +--- 636258804 +>>636257430 +its different than the other aows in that its more of a pure 4x game, and the game has a big focus on map/race customization so theres less lore stuff and more pure gameplay +--- 636258816 +>>636255476 +/v/ is for discussing console wars, gacha and identity politics. get your video game shit out of here faggot +--- 636259330 +>>636242025 (OP) +Is it really a good 4X? AOW3 was basically a tactical combat game with a very shallow overworld where the cities only acted as unit factories. +--- 636259503 +Wait, there is no single player campaign? All this shadowborn niggers-frostlings/Commonwealth-Elven court plot just lost now? +--- 636259558 +>>636258816 +This game is only being discussed because it's a "strategy" """""""""""""game"""""""""""""""" on consoles, my dear anon. +--- 636259563 +>>636259503 +theres 4 story maps that have a mini campaign for each of them, but the vast majority of the game will be spent on the custom realms you make +--- 636259612 +>>636259503 +No formal campaign but there are some story maps that railroad you a bit. The background lore is still there though. +--- 636260145 +this game should have beastmen +--- 636262529 +some of these lategame tomes are absolutely nuts, being able to just set fire to peoples cities +--- 636262698 +>>636242025 (OP) +Tried it. Sucked. Uninstalled. Get fucked shill. +--- 636263097 +The only 4X I have played is Endless Space 2. I have acquired 300 hours of playing as space trees every way I can. Would I like normal 4X? This one looked interesting, at least as good as Endless Legend, but I heard about the bad combat in EL. +--- 636266047 +>>636242349 + +You can break the game super easy by customizing your race, wtf are you smoking? +--- 636266191 +>>636244550 +>No one is paying anyone to post on 4chan but anti-hate groups and the IDF. +Imagine calling someone a paranoid idiot only to prove you yourself are even worse in the same breath kek +--- 636266254 +>>636242025 (OP) +Does this have multiplayer? +--- 636266386 +>alt tab out because it takes like 10 seconds per turn to end +>windows taskbar flashes for several seconds indicating that your turn is ready +>keeps flashing till you wait 5 seconds after opening it again + +can paradox just not fucking code? +--- 636267021 +how is Spellforce Eon? +--- 636267604 +>>636242349 +This is exactly why Master of Magic is still the peak of the genre. The game is singleplayer only and purely focused on fun and making the tools and rewards given to the player feel unique and powerful. +--- 636268863 +>>636263097 +Endless legends has a more interesting strategic layer than AoW4 but much much worse combat. +--- 636269002 +>>636263097 +EL combat isn't that different from ES2 combat, if you're the one with the most exponentially stat-bloated units you win. Both games are all about explosive exponential growth past the early game. +--- 636269063 +>>636242025 (OP) +Are there as much sectors micromanagement as in Planetfall? +--- 636269319 +>>636269063 +>micromanagement +Clicking the annex button once every handful of turns really did you in? +--- 636269626 +>>636269319 +When you have 30+ cities it's not once every handful of turns. +--- 636269904 +>>636269626 +>30 cities +more of a (You) problem +--- 636270997 +>>636242025 (OP) +So does this game have any woke trash? Like LGBTHIV+ or feminazi shit? Or nigga pandering? +This is legit question. If it has, I won't buy it. +--- 636271148 +>>636270997 +almost none unless you're the type to get mad at body type 1 body type 2 for genders +--- 636271174 +>>636271148 +>almost none unless you're a normal human being who knows words have meaning +Shame. +--- 636271287 +>>636271148 +>body type 1 body type 2 for genders +So it has woke trash? Thanks for the info. +--- 636272170 +>>636270997 +>>636271174 +>>636271287 +it's funny how trannies have become the lesser of two snowflakes +--- 636272960 +>>636242337 +AoW4 has a story mode though. +--- 636274957 +>>636250970 +it's incredibly bizarre. tier 5s have 6 armor. a literal tier 1 shield dude has 2 base armor, another +3 from his shield, and can get +2 from traits that tier 5s don't benefit from. they also have only half the hp but cost upwards of 5 times the resources. the devs could literally double the armor and stats and hp of all tier 5 units and it would still be kinda lackluster. it reeks of safe boring stale design. maybe this is just my own personal gripe but games like homm 3 are iconic because of incredibly cool and iconic units. shit like behemoths, titans, black dragons, angels. powerful shit that made the faction unique and when you got them, you felt that serious power spike. aow 4 fails hard here and i'm glad i didn't buy this. +--- 636275004 +>>636242337 +It does have a campaign though? diff --git a/v/636243567.txt b/v/636243567.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ca92e2cff3d6aed5cdd35f99bc9a2407cc7c1d94 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636243567.txt @@ -0,0 +1,562 @@ +----- +--- 636243567 +What is your favorite Pokemon? +--- 636243991 +Are those EYELASHES?????? +--- 636244140 +Bewear is for hugs, not fugs +--- 636244239 +gotta be Poliwrath, ever since an old Nuzlocke run i did when Soulsilver released + +good ol' Popeye was the last man standing in my battle with Red + +if a game doesnt have the Poliwag line catchable, then my answer changes to Murkrow/Honchkrow + +also i love Shout's stuff, he's an oldfag like us +--- 636244695 +>>636243567 (OP) +I fucking love spinda +--- 636244838 +>>636244695 +--- 636244892 +>>636244838 +You gonna be a motherfucker and not give me sauce? +--- 636246252 +What Pokemon would you marry? +--- 636246260 +>>636244892 +It's shoutingisfun, and Spinda is not the main heroine in that strip. +--- 636246345 +>>636246260 +>:( +--- 636246850 +jigglypuff +--- 636247061 +You posted it. +--- 636247192 +REEEEEEEEEEEE +--- 636247221 +>>636246252 +--- 636247236 +>>636243567 (OP) +Have you ever tried kissing a Spinda? +--- 636247363 +>>636247236 +no, how is it? +explain with great detail. +--- 636247507 +>>636247363 +I imagine it'd be pretty slobbery. She wouldn't stick to your mouth more than a second and then start sucking on the rest of your face in a perpendicular circle. +--- 636247765 +>>636243567 (OP) +plant +--- 636247876 +I like rats +--- 636248225 +>>636248207 +--- 636248306 +generic taste but how can you not love this fuck +--- 636248330 +>>636243991 +Any pokemon becomes fuckable when you give them a cute pair of eyelashes +--- 636248493 +>>636248330 +Care to test that theory Anon? +--- 636248620 +Alolan Muk +--- 636249592 +>>636248620 +--- 636249717 +>>636249592 +based, saved +--- 636251948 +I think sandslash is pretty cool +--- 636252498 +I am a bit confused why this topic keeps getting posted every day. What kind of data processing wants to know the most popular favorite pokemon? +Anyway, it's Abra. Although Clefairy is on my top choices, as well. +--- 636253525 +Say something nice to my daughters +--- 636253651 +>>636253561 +making out with lucario +--- 636253664 +>>636251948 +She’s pretty cool yeah +--- 636253718 +>>636251948 +male with throbbing cock +--- 636254019 +>>636251948 +my nigger +--- 636254110 +Pokemon are for hugs, not fugs +--- 636254171 +>>636243567 (OP) +Biggest boy +--- 636254321 +Bug wife +--- 636254364 +>>636253525 +--- 636254475 +>>636254110 +hugs +I'm not really into the alolan thing tho +--- 636254481 +>>636243567 (OP) +why does spinda have such attractive design? +--- 636254861 +>>636253525 +They are very sexy! +--- 636255328 +Initially I disliked Stoutland because it's literally just a dog but over time I've grown to like him. One day they'll drop enough "literally just a dog" Pokemon to build a team around with Mabosstiff and Stoutland. +--- 636255405 +>>636243567 (OP) +R8 +--- 636255504 +I would ride around on this bad boy +and laser my enemies +--- 636255519 +Am I the only one who likes Koffing? +--- 636255562 +>>636255519 +I really like it's Shiny +Shame about the Galarian form +Horrible shiny +--- 636255606 +How many of these posts have hidden porn +--- 636255720 +>>636254110 +I disagree +They are for hugs and fugs +--- 636255749 +>>636255606 +What is hidden porn? +--- 636255893 +>>636255606 +You'll never know +--- 636255918 +Vaporeon +--- 636256108 +>>636255749 +All files have data in addition to the actual content that is used to describe the file to things like the OS or websites that render it. This is called metadata, and for images it contains things like the filesize or in the case of photos even information about the camera that took it and when it was taken. 4chan scrubs most of this metadata, but not all of it. Browser extensions exist to hide links to files in the metadata fields and then read those links and post them alongside. This allows people to share porn on blue boards while being difficult to trace, or spam gore/shock images. + +Unlike the sink threads on /b/ that were used to share CP, the files are not actually embedded in the image. It's just text links and image MD5s. Broadly harmless, but annoying and with a lot of 'sekrit club' energy. 4chan also keeps playing whack-a-mole with the extensions so it's a pain to keep them working. +--- 636257602 +>>636255918 +I will never understand why people want to fuck it aside for the maymays XD +It's a cool majestic fish dog cat monster +--- 636257764 +>>636243567 (OP) +--- 636257859 +>>636257602 +Erotic tail slap +--- 636258151 +>>636243567 (OP) +>>636244838 +Shoutingisfun is a fucking SSSS artist +I swear to god +--- 636258338 +>>636243991 +>>636248330 +ANYTHING becomes fuckable with Eyelashes. +--- 636258486 +>>636258151 +I-is that...? +C-C-Charizard from..... +KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? +--- 636258559 +needs breasts (mammaries) +--- 636258573 +>>636258559 +>needs to be worse +Are you fucking gay? +--- 636258660 +>>636243991 +>>636248330 +>>636258338 +Case in point, here is a clogged toilet with eyelashes +--- 636258750 +>>636258573 +Boobs are nice on all female Pokemon. Even the 4 legged ones. +--- 636258757 +>>636258660 +Yeah I felt a twinge +--- 636258825 +>>636258660 +it crazy how women still use sixty year old jokes to be funny yo +--- 636258893 +>>636258151 +He turned his back on horses. +--- 636259013 +>>636258750 +ESPECIALLY the 4 legged ones +--- 636259072 +>>636259013 +Too small +--- 636259137 +>>636259072 +Even when the vaporeon is absorbed by the tiddy? +--- 636259164 +>>636259137 +Yeah, Glaceon's boobs should be bigger. +--- 636259230 +>>636259169 +Bueno. +--- 636259607 +child friendly pokemon +--- 636259628 +>>636254110 +Every pokemon has their place in the world. +https://multporn.net/video/putting_potential_in_your_partner +--- 636259847 +>>636259628 +I was so relieved the hippopotas didn't get trained to become a fleshlight. Some fates are worse than death. +--- 636259947 +>>636259847 +Cooking however, is such a lame way to go about eating someone[/spoiler{ +--- 636259950 +>>636255918 +--- 636260003 +>>636243567 (OP) +Golbat +--- 636260057 +>>636257764 +you forgot the eyelashes +--- 636260058 +>>636258893 +Good. +--- 636260096 +>>636243567 (OP) +The big ones. +--- 636260254 +>>636260096 +Why are they trannies? +--- 636260262 +>>636260197 +What happens if you touch her pussy? +Is she gonna un-penetrate my dick from it? +--- 636260267 +Such perfection +--- 636260313 +>>636258893 +Only a true fan would after the shit it turned into. +--- 636260370 +>>636260254 +--- 636260394 +>>636260096 +Based +Barafaggots seething +--- 636260448 +>>636259607 +That's actually a female Salandit (male) +--- 636260476 +>>636260254 +Because the other version was a little too gay for normal (lol) people's tastes. +--- 636260505 +>>636259950 +>>636260197 +>>636260254 +>>636260396 +These are fucking hideous +--- 636260519 +>>636243567 (OP) +>>636244838 +>>636246252 +>>636246564 +>>636246850 +>>636247061 +>>636247221 +>>636247765 +>>636247937 +>>636248051 +>>636248207 +>>636248225 +>>636252182 +>>636253561 +>>636255893 +>>636255918 +>>636257602 +>>636259013 +>>636259169 +>>636259950 +>>636260003 +>>636260197 +>>636260254 +Sexómon. +--- 636260540 +>>636260505 +Only the third one otherwise you got extremely SHIT taste +--- 636260562 +Latias +--- 636260563 +>>636260476 +>>636260396 +Normalfags are faggots. +--- 636260602 +Aggron +--- 636260615 +>>636260519 +>DUDE I WANT TO FUCK THIS POKEMON!! +>*posts an extremely off-model gif of the Pokemon* +Everytime +--- 636260625 +>>636260563 +No, that would be the faggots. +--- 636260650 +>>636260625 +Faggot. (You) +--- 636260679 +I like Tropius I guess + +Every time I play gen 3 I catch a Tropius HM slave and name it Utilitree +--- 636260710 +>>636260650 +I think wanting dick in your ass is gayer than not wanting it, but it has been awhile since I've kept up with these things. +--- 636260735 +>>636260254 +>see a biological woman +>instantly start to screech about trannies +Homosexuals truly are the most retarded people possible +--- 636260767 +>>636260562 +What the hell +--- 636260773 +>>636260710 +Some how you managed to outfag actual fags. Mad props to you. +--- 636260778 +Yours +--- 636260793 +>>636260726 +What Pokemon is this...? +--- 636260835 +>>636260773 +This conversation is over, I'm hiding you from now on. Faggot retard scum, go die. +--- 636260872 +>>636260735 +They're literally a part of lgbt by title of course they're going to be mentally retarded they're from the same ilk as trannies +--- 636260894 +>>636260793 +the fagriest pokemon +--- 636260896 +Most Japanese women want to fuck this Pokemon. +--- 636260909 +>>636260735 +>biological woman +Umm sweaty, they were all male in the original comic. Then they got trannified. Keep fapping if that's what you're into. +--- 636260921 +>>636260793 +Offmoedl +--- 636260968 +>>636260896 +Proofs? +--- 636260969 +>>636260835 +Hahaha faggot +--- 636260981 +>>636260615 +Cry about it. It's about the core design themes that's fuckable, dimwit. +--- 636260996 +Scolipede, for obvious reasons. +--- 636261025 +>>636246252 +That one. +--- 636261039 +>>636260968 +--- 636261049 +I'm a Crobat enjoyer. +--- 636261061 +>>636260615 +Yes. +--- 636261070 +off model, on spectrum +remember this adage +--- 636261071 +If you had to choose between a digimon companion or pokemon companion, which would you take? You can pick any but only one. +--- 636261087 +>>636260909 +That's absurdly retarded. Do you think fucking real women is fucking a tranny too because half of her genes are from her dad? +--- 636261136 +>>636261071 +fried ricer from fighting foodoms +--- 636261142 +>>636261049 +>let's just ruin the Zubat line for no reason at all!!!! +Crobat was a mistake. +--- 636261147 +>>636260996 +It's the massive chesticles +--- 636261172 +My wife. +--- 636261223 +Furrets! +--- 636261229 +>>636261071 +That orange furry Digimon girl with big breats +--- 636261237 +>>636261136 +Thats not a pokemon or digimon... +--- 636261258 +>>636261142 +>ruin +What bad taste. +>>636261071 +Digimon. I love pokemon but having a sentient talking friend would be more chill. +--- 636261293 +>>636261142 +*Golbat +--- 636261306 +>>636261172 +One of them is not like the others... +--- 636261338 +>>636261087 +No, that would be retarded and has nothing to do with what we're talking about. +--- 636261370 +>>636261338 +shut the fuck up lol +--- 636261383 +>>636260096 +based normal image +--- 636261395 +>>636261338 +Breathing air is gay because all of it has been inside of another man +--- 636261478 +>>636261061 +--- 636261498 +>>636261071 +Are Pokemon/Digimon isekai'd into IRL, or do I get sent to Pokemon Earth/The Digimon Universe Earth with a functional Digiworld? +--- 636261503 +>>636261478 +This is just some furry's shitty oc +--- 636261516 +>>636261370 +>>636261395 +>>636261383 +Listen I have nothing against people being into trannies, just keep it to yourself. +--- 636261562 +>>636261498 +It appears in your room next to you immediately at full size. +--- 636261752 +>>636255405 +8/10 I don't recognize dark at all, rotom is lame and picking both yanma and yanmega is dull. +--- 636261763 +>>636261516 +Of course you don't +--- 636261784 +>>636261516 +Tranny normalizer +--- 636262012 +oops :) +--- 636262478 +>>636261071 +I would literally sacrifice everything if I could have a Terriermon (or Lopmon) buddy to hang out with. +--- 636262891 +>>636262012 +bug tity touch +--- 636263936 +>>636246712 +holy shit i havent seen ampharos posting in so long based +--- 636264336 +>>636264283 +SEX! +--- 636264602 +Gyarados +--- 636264604 +>>636263974 +I didn't get this ending. Is the implication that she kills the people she fucks? +--- 636265221 +>>636262012 +Scyther is hotter +--- 636265235 +>>636264604 +I don't think so, she's just being a prostitute and moving on to another john. +--- 636265391 +>>636263974 +Can you get ghost pokemon pregnant? +--- 636265745 +>>636265391 +Only with ghost sperm +--- 636267947 +>>636260726 +>>636260894 +sauce +--- 636268928 +>>636253525 +MADE +FOR +ME_ +--- 636269169 +>>636260896 +he is pretty cool. +--- 636270345 +>>636248225 +cute +--- 636270667 +I love how despite consistently being weak, Sableye finds a way to break nearly every single game he's in +--- 636271250 +>>636260793 +it's not +--- 636271707 +>>636260793 +off model +--- 636271835 +>>636270785 +Imagine Farigiraf voring you because she was hungry and she had no choice because you were the only readily available food around ha ha. +--- 636272019 +>>636271835 +Giraffes don't eat humans you fucking idiot +Vorefaggots deserve to be brutally murdered in front of a public audience +--- 636272043 +I love Weavile! +--- 636272081 +>>636272019 +Farigiraf is only half giraffe. +--- 636272219 +>>636260896 +>>636269169 +holy shit it's gex +--- 636272227 +>>636272081 +You mean Girafarig? +Farigiraf is just a giraffe with very strong psychic powers +--- 636272271 +why does /v/ have some atrocious taste +--- 636272334 +>>636248493 +--- 636272451 +>>636272019 +>Vorefaggots deserve to be brutally murdered in front of a public audience +Perhaps by stripping them naked and feeding them whole to a hungry giraffe out in the open while everyone is watching ha ha +--- 636272534 +>>636272334 +You would only be able to fuck Muk once +Afterwards your dick would die forever from all the dangerous poison it's body contains +--- 636272564 +>>636272227 +It's a lizard masquerading as a giraffe. +--- 636272576 +>>636272334 +>That comic made by pikojota +Never knew I wanted to fuck a sapient mound of goo +--- 636273575 +Used to be this guy when I played Red when I was 6. Semi decent special attacker though funnily enough. +--- 636274135 +>>636265745 +welp time to die +--- 636274472 +>>636274135 +Ghost blowjob while she's humming Perish Song +--- 636274507 +>>636272334 +I mean shit, ...maybe? +--- 636274537 +>>636274507 +kum +--- 636274693 +>>636274507 +eyelashes are unstoppable +--- 636274861 +>>636274693 +Cute! But Trubbish was already a little cute. +--- 636275101 +I had a dream that I was chilling with 2 Goodras and I remember feeling really good about it. +Now that's gotta be a good sign right? diff --git a/v/636244093.txt b/v/636244093.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..25c49780c243ce94f3a70c0a18ede679a76feeff --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636244093.txt @@ -0,0 +1,781 @@ +----- +--- 636244093 +Will this game mindbreak /v/ like BOTW did? +--- 636244129 +No +--- 636244153 +my seed and my feed mindbroke tendies +--- 636245107 +Already have with the leaks. +5 more years of seethin', maldin', dilatin' and BAAAWWWWin' +--- 636246161 +It leaked and is fully playable, people have already beaten it, and all things considered this board doesn't seem to care much. +--- 636246584 +it seems there are only a few dedicated shitposters left +you can see it's the same people with their posting style +people are actually playing it atm and seem to enjoy it to bother posting +--- 636247184 +Yes but in the opposite way, it's going to get lots of 7/10s and have endless defense shitposting. +--- 636247291 +>>636244093 (OP) +It already has, see +>>636246161 +>>636247184 +--- 636247359 +>>636244093 (OP) +No, because it's actually not that good and I kind of liked BotW. +--- 636247379 +>>636244093 (OP) +Nothing to be mindbroken about with this unambitious DLC +--- 636247894 +>>636246161 +>all things considered this board doesn't seem to care much +lol +--- 636248202 +>>636244093 (OP) +It already has. +--- 636248423 +>>636244093 (OP) +Seems to already have. +--- 636248678 +>>636247894 +Just going by what I'm seeing. There's like 3 threads up right now for a game that for all intents and purposes just released. Bunch of threads at the start and now flamebaiting fanboys are going right back to making threads like this that they were posting before it leaked. +--- 636250545 +>>636244093 (OP) +People are either busy playing it and probably having fun, or rightfully shitting on it for being DLC +Oh and then there's the same 3 shitposters hellbent on destroying any semblance of discussion and criticism, especially criticism +--- 636250724 +>>636244093 (OP) +I've already played it this week and it fucking sucks like BOTW. Empty game, fucking shit back and forth NPC interactions with barely more story than BOTW +--- 636250756 +>>636244093 (OP) +No but this guy https://youtu.be/FgZdC-EA-O0 [Embed] +--- 636250918 +>>636244093 (OP) +It already has, and you can tell it's really artificial shitposting too, I remember when there was a whole thread trying to make a big deal out of Zelda turning into a dragon then the shitpost immediately died down afterwards because it wasn't actually something people cared about +--- 636251047 +>>636244093 (OP) +Seems like it's just a handful of retards pretending to be retarded to start shit, unless a large influx of mindbroken anons come on release, I don't think it really mindbroke anyone +--- 636251178 +>>636250918 +The story is absolutely pants on head retarded to the detriment of all characters involved. Like I don't care about what anyone in this game has to say when it's this stupid and contrived. People just don't care enough to keep saying that over and over, but you still see it crop up in threads on occasion. +--- 636251182 +They took botw, remixed mapped, added content up and below and extra new powers to interact even more. Its stupidly enjoyable game +--- 636251405 +>>636251182 +Couldn't melt the ice on walls with fire to climb them 0/10. +--- 636251468 +>>636251178 +I've been on the leak/discusion threads on /v/ and the dragon Zelda thing basically stopped coming up altogether, and hell even if you consider that a genuine criticism the only "criticism" anons keep throwing at the game consistently is "muh DLC" +--- 636251726 +>>636251468 +It's not just the dragon thing, that's just an easy visual to shitpost with. It's literally everything about the main plot. It's all retarded. +--- 636252118 +it will be extremely divisive yet again +the oot diehards will scream and whine about their game design being left behind. "totk didn't address many of my concerns with botw!" they'll cry. it's sad that they're forgotten but frankly this new design is way more fun than the old zelda game design. totk is botw 2.0, souped up and smoking hot. and that will be the main disagreement. is 2.0 enough after 6 years? does it deliver on expectations? for me it does. i was lukewarm on the game until the last trailer. it far surpasses my expectations and is easily a better game than it's predecessor (already the best open world game of all time, only to be outdone by itself again) + +the game has issues though. ultrahand is tedious at times. no way to fuse in menu. too much menuing overall. ascend is not really a 'puzzle mechanic' but the developer thinks it is. not enough new combat actions for link even with the addition of fusing. some new enemies leave something to be desired (horriblins are trivial, aerocudas are paltry. every new miniboss type is a great addition though). dungeons are a bit meh aesthetically and mechanically, only a slight step up from divine beasts. + +of the two dungeons ive done so far the boss did not impress me in any other way than aesthetic design. mechanically they are weaker than the new miniboss types. that's disappointing. + +all that said, exploration is king in the game design doc for this one and they simply stuffed the world with so much shit that exploration always pays off, often in surprising "they put this here?" kind of ways. honestly the game is a 10 even with all the flaws because what it gets right it gets so emphatically right. +--- 636252169 +>>636251178 +People care about Zelda stories? +--- 636252306 +>>636252118 +>mechanically they are weaker than the new miniboss types. that's disappointing +Not to be THAT guy but I genuinely can't think of a time when Zelda bosses were hard outside of what, Adventure of Link? +--- 636252451 +Mindbreak means +>spam the board with more threads then you can count until anyone who is even mildly interested is sick to death of hearing about it +Yeah the board will be elden ring'd for at least 8 months. +--- 636252486 +>>636252118 +>they simply stuffed the world with so much shit that exploration always pays off, often in surprising "they put this here?" +Like what? Any quests, people to talk to do? +I never got this argument in BOTW, literally Skyrim does shit better and it's ancient now. +--- 636252491 +>>636244093 (OP) +It already is +--- 636252492 +>>636244093 (OP) +already has +--- 636252578 +>>636248678 +The game hasnt released. The overwhelming majority (like 99%) of people know jackshit about emulation and are just waiting on May 12th to play on Switch. Also the emulation has a ton of problems on yuzu and ryujinx. The leak reactions are just a preview. + +The /v/ shitstorm to end all shitstorms will unleash on May 12th. The world is not ready for this game at all. 6 more years of seething at the bare minimum. +--- 636252630 +>>636251405 +you have ascend, nigger +--- 636252642 +>>636252578 +Over a game that just okay as well. Embarrassing. +--- 636252687 +>>636252306 +im with you yeah. zelda bosses have never been hard. im asking for them to be GOOD though. good doesn't mean hard necessarily. koloktos is good. colgera is not. + +really i wasn't impressed with hinoxes and taluses in botw but did think ganonblights were decent fights mechanically for the most oart so my standards were low for miniboss and higher for bosses. totk puts an amazing foot forward with the flux construct in great sky island. that guy is fun. he's not hard no but he is interesting to fight. then the game introduced gleeoks whi again aren't exactly hard but the laser one guts low level links so theres good tension there. he looks cool, his themes good, he kills you a few times. that's a good miniboss. frox too has an interesting moveset. all three of these are above the standard set by hinoxes. that's a great improvement. + +i am praying that I like the fire and water temple bosses. +--- 636252802 +If you like botw you'll probably like totk, because that's all it really is. The pricetag and wait will likely put a fair amount of people off though once that fact dawns on them. If it were $30-40 a few years after release I could see people really getting on board. +If you didn't like botw you almost certainly won't like this. After I got off the starting island (which is exactly the same as the plateau, but not nearly as good or awe inspiring) it gradually hit me that I just don't want to do any more shrines. I don't want to find more koroks. I'm still sick of my weapons constantly breaking and having to dig around in menus all the time. The plot is dumb as fuck so that's not motivating me either. +I passively dropped it after aout 10-15 hours or so, but the people who dumped tons of hours into botw just running around the world or doing wacky physics stuff (more versatile this time but simultaneously a lot more tedious, but the tedium is always easy to cut out of webms) and not caring about much else will have plenty to see here. +Normalfags will likely gobble it up and drop it while still singing it's praise like they did with botw. Journos will also praise it, but I doubt it'll be as high as botw. +--- 636252848 +>>636252486 +theres so many quests. at least 100 quests. npcs everywhere. + +ill submit that what i meant by "they put this here" was referring to the ways in which what you remember is flipped on its head or altered. the very first time you visit gerudo town it's cool as fuck because the premise has totally shifted and you didn't expect it necessarily. that kind of thing. +--- 636252878 +>>636252630 +You can ascend through vertical walls? +--- 636252885 +>>636244093 (OP) +>he thinks it's the game +>He doesn't realize it's the tendies who go about games acting like it's the second coming of god. +--- 636252919 +>>636252578 +>The overwhelming majority (like 99%) of people know jackshit about emulation and are just waiting on May 12th to play on Switch +but this thread is about /v/ anon, I can't imagine anyone who wanted to play the game that posts on /v hasn't already played the game +--- 636253023 +>>636252642 +98 metacritic at the bare minimum. You will not stop hearing about TotK and seeing TotK videos for at least a solid year plus. Ironically the autists who are into emulation are usually the worst people on Earth at assessing whether a game is good or not. It was exactly like this when BotW came out, all the emulation autists were calling it dogshit. Then it actually came out and was one of the most acclaimed and beloved games ever made and sold over 30 million copies. + +The average person who plays TotK will call it one of the greatest games they've ever played. It will be game of the year. You won't stop seeing it listed as #1 on "Greatest Games Ever Made" lists for the next decade. We're looking at about 15 million sales within the month of May alone. + +It won't even be a /v/ shitstorm. It will be a /v/ shit hurricane +--- 636253062 +>>636244093 (OP) +Just wait when it's revealed the story is gonna involve some buddycop scenario where link and ganondorf team up to seal demise or some shit. +--- 636253102 +Will it? I thought this game was already out. +--- 636253116 +>>636253023 +kys retard +the only people mindbroken about games like this are you baiting faggots who have nothing better to do +--- 636253117 +>>636252919 +once again, the overwhelming majority of /v/ has not played the game. Almost everyone is just waiting for May 12th. We're in the period of /v/ autism where the vocal minority who played the leaks are talking about it. The actual reaction is post May 12th. +--- 636253128 +>>636247291 +You can literally look at previews for how major sites are feeling on it +IGN gave BotW a 10, but their chat about TotK with the reviewer are constant talk about not having the magic BotW had and missing major wow moments +There WILL be a fat 7/10 from a major reviewer that's going to get posted here endlessly +--- 636253132 +>>636252578 +>>The world is not ready for this game at all. + +True. +--- 636253170 +TotK will break people way more than BotW. + +The theme of TotK is tedium. Want to shoot an ice arrow? jump throw two menus screens. Side quests are more frontloaded and dialog heavy. Half of the ubisoft towers are locked/broken and require something to do first before you can use it. Weapons you find in the world are useless and require you to fumble around with monster parts to find the right one you want to use. Getting the master sword requires you to complete the map AND do a search quest in the fucking sky. Unlocking the great fairies no longer requires money but a multi length sidequest and an escort mission pulling a wagon with jank physics. +Playing TotK feels like work, while I've played through BotW three times. +--- 636253184 +>>636253116 +Ok have fun for the entire rest of the year hiding the avalanche of totk threads. +--- 636253228 +Why is pbg such a cuck? +Ruins Zelda honestly +--- 636253246 +>>636253023 +>metacritic +Stopped reading here. +--- 636253257 +>>636252578 +You can play it on Switch you retard +--- 636253293 +>>636253184 +It'd be nice if more people played it instead of talking about playing. +--- 636253296 +>>636253117 +>once again, the overwhelming majority of /v/ has not played the game. +I just don't understand why you would think that, we have had multiple threads that tell you how to emulate the game and help you with problems, there is no excuse for any retards on /v/ to not have played the game if they wanted to. Why do you think people are holding out until release? +--- 636253306 +>>636244093 (OP) +Its breaking me by not being playable in spite of all these emulator releases and "fixes" +--- 636253328 +>>636244093 (OP) +I've seen screenshots of people who have the game already well into some sidequests later in the game and for me Ultrahand literally doesn't work. How did you all even get past the tutorial when a mechanic is broken? +--- 636253363 +>>636253257 +Dude. Tendies are poorfags none of them are gonna risk the 250$ when nintendo uses the "auto brick" command or whatever they think will happen from hacking their console. +--- 636253393 +>>636244093 (OP) +So... is Link Agravain now? +--- 636253439 +Considering DLC is inevitable, what are you all expecting? Considering DLC for BoTW was already announced a month before the switch was out, there's probably some lessons learned from last DLC to help spice things up. +--- 636253469 +>>636244093 (OP) +It’s actually amazing how much they fucked it up. They somehow made the weapon durability mechanic worse in the sequel. In botw, you just picked up the weapon and broke it and didn’t care that much about it. Now, you have to pick up a weapon. Realize it does absolute shit damage against most enemies and boss fights because of their inflated HP pools. And then you realize, you have to spend 30 seconds in the pause menu to figure out which monster part you need to fuse with the weapon to get higher damage. And then the weapon breaks 10 minutes later anyway so you gotta go back and start over the process. Holy crap. And Theres going to be fags on /v/ defending this +--- 636253486 +>>636252578 +>The overwhelming majority (like 99%) of people know jackshit about emulation and are just waiting on May 12th to play on Switch +There's a thread up 24/7 that makes it piss easy to do. Anyone who only starts talking about it on this board after it launches is a dumb cuck. +--- 636253531 +>>636253439 +I expect a dlc announcement that turns into a 10 year long endeavor that eventually turns into a stand alone title. Also on the switch btw. +--- 636253536 +>>636247359 +i'm on the second shine and i'm not really liking the deja vu i'm feeling +--- 636253557 +WHERE IS THE LEAK THREAD +--- 636253609 +>>636253469 +You literally press up, select the material from the instant list, drop it and fuse to weapon +You dont need to enter the pause menu you retarded mongloid who cant even read tutorial +--- 636253697 +>>636253296 +>>636253257 +Because you literally don't understand how this works. Most people don't emulate. Most people buy games and play them on their designated platform. Never, ever make the mistake of confusing /v/ autists with reality. + +On May 12th, everyone is going to play this game. You will literally see less than 10 threads in the catalog not about Tears of the Kingdom. The mods will change the background music to TotK main theme. + +No one actually cares that much about what autists playing a buggy emulation has to say about the game. + +May +12th. + +That's when the actual shit hurricane begins. Don't get it twisted. + +>>636253486 +The overwhelming majority are waiting for launch day. Get over it. 24/7 leak threads don't mean shit. Get ready for the ENTIRE board to just be nonstop TotK threads 24/7 for the entire month of May. + +I just LOVE seeing /v/ autists completely disconnected from reality getting gobsmacked by it when the reality actually hits. May 12th is gonna be fun man. +--- 636253701 +>>636252885 +>It's somehow tendie's fault that /v/ has an unending obsession with hating BotW +--- 636253707 +I actually can't believe they double downed on weapon durability by making weapons break even faster because of "gloom" +--- 636253753 +>>636253609 +That is a pause menu. TotK has a bunch of them. +--- 636253758 +>>636253363 +you clearly don't know what you're talking about +--- 636253841 +>>636253697 +If you think these games mindbreak this board so hard how come you've devoted so much of your pathetic life trying to ensure that happens? Don't trust the games to do it on their own? +--- 636253845 +I feel like TOTK will release, people will shitpost about it, but at the end of the day BOTW will still be the game people will argue about. +--- 636253852 +>>636253439 +Sex with riju dlc +--- 636253892 +>>636253701 +Just like the autist above you, yes. +--- 636253927 +>>636253701 +They do keep coming here and posting about it when they should have gotten the hint by now. Tendies are one step above barneyfags in the extreme obsession category especially when it comes to shoving their obsession into places it doesn't belong. +--- 636253971 +>>636253845 +Yes. Because TotK is just more BotW. BotW is what caused the divide and BotW is what continues that divide. But fans will gradually give up on this series and move on to greener pastures now that they know TotK doesn't even try to care about courting them back. +--- 636253984 +>>636253845 +>The superior game will be spared /v/'s autism and we'll be able to keep comfy threads +I hope so +--- 636253995 +>>636250545 +>or rightfully shitting on it for being DLC +>any semblance of discussion and criticism, especially criticism +It's a great game. So was BotW. You being angry and stupid doesn't make your taste any less shit. +--- 636254023 +>>636244093 (OP) +lets be honest it already has +--- 636254053 +>no tranny Link +Seems pretty based +--- 636254059 +>>636253697 +never thought an anon would be mind broken by a lack of a mind breaking +--- 636254119 +>>636253995 +t. 1 of 3 +--- 636254160 +>>636253845 +if normalfags already like BoTW then I dont see how ToTK will make them upset +--- 636254168 +>>636253293 +Played the emu version for about 2/3's into the tutorial. +I liked it so much that I stopped playing and am now waiting for the switch version. +Playing it for 20 hours just to find out big chunks dont work doesnt sound fun to me. +I dont give a fuck about Botw, but after dumpster fire after dumpster fire AAA releases this year, Totk feels amazing. +Like a game that shouldnt exist. + +Yes 75% of the play space is the same, but with the new systems in place it feels new +--- 636254208 +>>636253984 +>unironically uses the "comfy" meme +You don't deserve to have "comfy" threads. +--- 636254276 +>>636251182 +How’s the fuse ability? And what do you think of ultrahand ability that allows you to build vehicles? Is it restricted at all, or do you have plenty of materials to make vehicles? +--- 636254295 +>>636253845 +I think they're just going to be mixed together instead of totk getting completely ignored. Totk just won't have much of a identity outside of being botw 2 basically. +--- 636254301 +>>636250545 +>rightfully shitting on it for being DLC +>shitposters hellbent on destroying any semblance of criticism +Going "lel DLC" is shitposting not criticism +--- 636254319 +>>636252802 +I have similar feelings. I am yet to do a dungeon however, and barely explored the depths. My issue with the depths so far is that it just feels like standard terrain modelling like the surface(even less varied?), I was hoping it would be more like underground, chasms and caves, but it's just weird grass and short view distance?(black fog) +--- 636254326 +>>636244093 (OP) +>Will +--- 636254370 +>>636253697 +Emulating games on launch tend to be not worth it so it may not just be people who don’t emulate at all. Also, most people would rather wait a week or two than deal with the dumb fines some isps charge for copyrighted content and not everyone is willing to get a vpn for a download. +Even if you choose not to emulate, hacking most switch consoles require the dumb mod chip so that’s also out of the question for most people. +--- 636254385 +>>636253697 +based mentally ill tendie +--- 636254396 +>>636244093 (OP) +No, because this time around it’s not going to have the media pretending it’s the hottest shit to ever grace the earth. I only hate BotW because it does not deserve its acclaim, it’s an okay game but god damn if you say it’s game of the generation you’re insane +--- 636254428 +>>636254168 +If you don't give a fuck about BotW you should really finish the tutorial to see if you'll like the rest of this game, because just like BotW the start is what grips you only for the rest to really wear on you as go from shrine to shrine to seed to seed over vast expanses of nothingness. TotK has more versatility with it's systems if you don't mind how dorky they can get, but everything feels so much more tedious at the same time and BotW was already really good at getting extremely tedious by mid to late game. +--- 636254469 +>>636244093 (OP) +Only thing that’s going to break is the master sword after 5 swings +--- 636254483 +>>636254396 +>it’s not going to have the media pretending it’s the hottest shit to ever grace the earth +Lol. Lmao. +--- 636254506 +>>636252885 +explain elden troons then +--- 636254586 +>>636254483 +It will get a metacritic of 90 at best, mark my words. This game is nothing after we just had Elden Ring, really it deserves an 80 but media outlets know not to anger the Zelda cultists +--- 636254678 +>>636254396 +snoyest cope +--- 636254734 +>>636254396 +>because this time around it’s not going to have the media pretending it’s the hottest shit to ever grace the earth +there is no chance game journos are not going to say this isn't the greatest thing since sliced bread, which is annoying because I do agree overhyping something is stupid. It feels fake to me, if a game is good just say it's a good/great game, don't start claiming it's goty when the year isn't even half over yet. +--- 636254743 +>>636244093 (OP) +lmao only a tendie could possibly believe that the entire board collectively clowning on this shitty game is equivalent to "mindbreaking" +--- 636254747 +>>636245107 +>5 more years +i can see the seething going well into 2040 if 4chan is still around. +--- 636254763 +>>636254469 +I hate to break it to you but... +It breaks before you swing it once and you just have it broken in your inventory at the start of the game +--- 636254771 +>>636254319 +Yeah I don't know what they were thinking with the depths. It really feels like in the last year or so they realized they had to add some real significant content or they'd get torn apart after elden ring, so they copy pasted the overworld and made it black. That's what the depths feel like. Like it's "content", but it's really just bloat that's a total pain in the ass to navigate. Part of the fun of botw was just relaxing running across pretty green fields. The depths don't even have that factor being ugly and annoying. The companions also feel a lot like nintendo saw spirit ashes and were like oh shit we should have that too. What they really should've done was look at elden ring's legacy dungeons and pulled out all the stops trying to match that, but they absolutely did not. +--- 636254787 +>>636247894 +>/v/ shits on 99% of games that come out +>2ish threads with genuine complaints for totk or botw when that released. +>”WOW LOOK HOW MINDBROKEN EVERYONE IS IM NOT MAD NOR WILL DEFEND THESE COMPLAINTS. LOOK AT MY SHITTY WOJACKS INSTEAD +Why are zelda fags just so annoying +--- 636254848 +>>636254763 +oh, I forget this to be fair... +you can swing it in the opening section, at a keese +--- 636254894 +>>636254586 +>bringing elden ring up out of nowhere +/v/ really is mind-broken already +--- 636254898 +>>636254743 +It's the first rule in the overly defensive fanboy playbook on how to try and undermine criticism. +--- 636255034 +>>636244093 (OP) +Yes, already has, But it will be a weird one. A lot of shitposting right now is based on what we don't know so is slowly eroded over time. As we do learn stuff it can almost feel like a tick box of BotW complaints. Things are more substantial, there is more content and controversial aspects can be mitigated a bit more. Building will probably always be a sticking point, though a hard one to win when people can post them skateboarding of a flaming penis with a swastika on it. Things are gonna be a lot more subjective cause you can't just point and go look all the dungeons are the same. + +Overall I think >>636253845 is right in more ways. BotW being more unconventional will get more hate but also love over time. We'll probably see BotW-likes stay but with more linear elements and less of a relaxed free world. + +>>636254160 +Overall both will be loved. But what these games do really triggers some people even outside shitposting. Like some people can physically never accept durability in any form. +--- 636255038 +>>636246161 +People don't care much because most people either left the board to avoid spoilers or are avoiding the threads like mobkeypox. Like 20 people have actually played it on /v/ +--- 636255080 +>>636254396 +I say this as a guy that hates this game and Botw. You’re absolutely delusional. Journalists are going to suck this game’s dick and give this thing 95+.. They’re not comparing it to Elden Ring and don’t really care in all honesty. Its a Nintendo game and its Zelda. That’s basically an automatic 90 at the bare minimum. Now is it going to be heralded as “Game of the Generation” or whatever? Probably not. Its way too similar to Botw. In terms of legacy, it will probably be labeled as a forgetful entry that didn’t really change anything or move forward +--- 636255101 +>>636254787 +>>636254898 +>>636254743 +>Pretends /v/ hasn't had near daily threads crying about BotW for 6 years straight +I can smell the snoy on these posts +--- 636255138 +>>636255038 +More like 20 people are autistic enough to care about spoilers in a zelda game and cuck themselves out of playing a game they supposedly care about 2 weeks early. +--- 636255251 +This game is easily 20/10 +--- 636255259 +>>636255138 +A yes playing early with all those delicious missing underground textures and save ruining fusion glitches, the game is only worth pirating right now if you have a hacked switch +--- 636255348 +>>636255259 +To be fair the underground is ironically far uglier and less interesting looking with the ground texture. But that is the only real emulation problem. +--- 636255404 +>>636255348 +>To be fair the underground is ironically far uglier and less interesting looking with the ground texture +Sweet, Stockholm syndrome +--- 636255465 +>>636255080 +Nobody is comparing it to Elden Ring except this one specific Discord that is raiding /v/ +--- 636255480 +>>636255404 +You don't even know what that means. That's far more aptly applied to corporate bootlicking fanboys. +--- 636255536 +>>636255465 +You're insane if you don't think this will be compared to Elden Ring. Some journos might try to avoid the comparison because they want to do Nintendo a solid, but others will and players in general absolutely will and are. +--- 636255545 +>>636255480 +>That's far more aptly applied to corporate bootlicking fanboys. +That's completely irrelevant to the emulation being glitchy as fuck tho? +--- 636255563 +>>636253841 +>>636254059 +>>636254385 +I don't have to do shit. + +May 12th. Look forward to it! +--- 636255594 +>>636255545 +You made it relevant by invoking stockholm syndrome. +--- 636255621 +>>636255536 +I'm not insane, Botw was nothing like Elden Ring and came out before Elden Ring. Anybody that compares this to Elden Ring is objectively wrong. +--- 636255697 +>>636255536 +>but others will and players in general absolutely will and are. +Comparing a combat based rpg game with no interesting traversal options or physics interactivity with a an adventure based physics playground style game is retarded, literally their only similarity is because open world games and the open world aspect of Elden Ring is irrelevant since that game begins and ends on it's combat +--- 636255726 +>>636254276 +Fuse is nice as it doesnt make you worey about weapon durability top much or disposing of them often for better ones. If enemy drops wep, ill just fuse it with one i have in hand usually. For vehicles you generally want wheels and something to propel them. You can basically put 4 wheels on 1 2x4 log and it will work, just need something to propel you or go downhill. I cant wait until people can share more of made stuff +--- 636255782 +>>636253296 +a lot of people (me included) are waiting for the patches. Thanks for betatesting! +--- 636255903 +this game is genuinely not worth the price at all but it true most people dont know how to emulate so this crap is still gonna sell +I dont know how anyone can think otherwise, fucking 6 years for a DLC expansion +--- 636255938 +>>636255726 +In regards to durability, it's still just another thing you have to menu. At the end of the day it still fundamentally functions in the same way that everyone hates weapon durability for. You're pausing to menu to combine a weapon to prevent the original from breaking for a little while longer. Durability complaints will remain in full force as a result. +--- 636255971 +>>636244093 (OP) +No, it just kind of seems like another mentally unstimulating and mechanically unchallenging game for 10 year olds that some Mexicans will try to force as a masterpiece for a few months until they lose interest and move on to the next tinker toy. +--- 636256016 +>>636255697 +I don’t know why people hype the “physics” in BotW so much it amounts to a couple of gimmicky tricks and not much more, it hardly defines the game +--- 636256024 +>>636255697 +You can cover your eyes and ears and pretend there's zero similarities or points of comparison, but other people won't. Ask yourself why you're so desperate to deny that and if you're honest with yourself you won't like the answer. +--- 636256105 +>>636256024 +>Ask yourself why you're so desperate to deny that apples aren't the same as oranges! +--- 636256106 +>>636251182 +Can you keep the caveman Link skin through the entire game? Or he gets the haircut and fixes his arm later? +--- 636256121 +kill all manchildren +--- 636256165 +>>636244093 (OP) +No. Hell zeldafags are busy spamming the same twitter screencap about ff16 +--- 636256176 +>>636256105 +I didn't expect you to anyway. You wouldn't be acting like this to begin with if you were capable of it. +--- 636256242 +I played botw and it was bad, really bad. After years of being repeatedly told it was an 11/10 when I knew for a fact this was not true it is very difficult to take Nintendo fans seriously any more. I think they only play modern console games and nothing else, because I have no idea how else this level of shit eating is possible. +--- 636256246 +>>636255938 +Oh I can see people complaining, but really feels as non issue here. They do feel like they last long and you can fuse 2 shittier ones, in one better so your inventory is always full with good shit from start +>>636256106 +So far i think your headwear only affects the hairstyle. If you dont have anything, its unkempt. +--- 636256258 +>>636256176 +Ok I'll bite, besides being open world what is oh so similar about Elden Ring and Breath of the Wild? +--- 636256265 +Honestly I can see why they didn't want to compete against elden ring +--- 636256354 +>>636256176 +You see tendies hate comparisons when a game is succesful. If Elden Ring bombed hard I assure you they would be acting cocky just like they do with Horizon, since they are only brave to compare zelda to that trash game +But when a game is huge and loved like Elden Ring they just backpedal and say +>actually, they are different market +--- 636256360 +>>636255938 +That isn't why people complained. Its the idea you'd lose your strong weapon by using it so combat was not worthwhile. Fuse in many ways mitigates this. If your weapon breaks you can fuse the same part to whatever else is lying around and basically have the same weapon. This also means fighting is much more important cause you want to have a stock of items to fuse. You don't even need to open a menu cause a strong enemy will have a good horn you can slap straight on their own weapon. Menus were never the complaint especially with how fast the quick menus are. Complaints at this point will mostly be people refusing to accept the concept. Arguing you are punished doesn't really stack up now. Its a much better balance to achieve the goal of forcing you to switch. +--- 636256410 +>>636256265 +Everyone can, especially the ones who try real hard to deny it, because they know it's not a good comparison in their favor. +--- 636256440 +>Zelda thread devolves into shitposting about muh Onion Ring +Hmmm I wonder who could be behind this one +--- 636256550 +>>636253296 +As I said before Switch emulation is a very niche sexual deviancy. We're talking zoophilic coprophagy levels of niche +--- 636256572 +the only ones who constantly shit on botw and now totk are playing the game right now, probably have been for the last 8 hours +--- 636256582 +>>636256265 +>>636256440 +>>636247291 +So much for calling others mindbroken just to prove you are the most mindroken ones +--- 636256745 +>>636244093 (OP) +The only ones mindbroken are Nintendo fans who have deluded themselves into believing Zelda is some peerless franchise. +--- 636256753 +>>636253469 +Liar. +--- 636256796 +You know, I was really excited for this until today. +I was playing the leak and I've gotten to the ground, got my glider, and I thought I'd do some exploring to see the new sky islands, and managed to make a rocket-powered blimp to get all the way from one set of islands to another big island with chimneys and stuff, some kind of forge. Took my 20 charge items and a couple piece of stamina food to climb to solid ground, but I made it. +I was REALLY excited about this, thinking I had sequence broke the game and found something cool, like a mini-dungeon or something. +You know what was on this big ass giant flying forge island? A gatcha machine, 2 korrok seeds and a "fight these robots in low gravity" shrine. +This killed any sense of adventure I had for this game. There is nothing unique or interesting on any of those islands, is there? It's just korrok seeds and shrines again. Oh, and a gatcha machine so you can get parts to build a vehicle that despawns if you enter the shrine or move too far from it. +Please tell me there are dungeons in this game. I just want to play a new zelda game. I haven't played one since Twilight Princess. +--- 636256941 +>>636256360 +I complained because I hate how it constantly starts and stops combat. I hate having to work for something that was initially cool and unique only to have it taken away and then become relatively commonplace by a mechanic that was only added to facilitate laziness when trying to pad out the world. In my time with totk fuse doesn't really resolve this. It still feels like a very slapdash mechanic out of laziness. If you were making actual weapon combinations that turn into something unique, like kirby 64, that'd be one thing, but it is literally just stopping again to glue two models together regardless of any sense, only for it to still break anyway and have to be repeated. +A better mechanic would've been unique, durable weapons and a weapon system with depth you could swap around with versatile augments. Ideally in a way that doesn't just superglue the augment to the tip in a really weird lazy looking way. +--- 636256976 +>>636252118 +>oot diehards will scream and whine about their game design being left behind. "totk didn't address many of my concerns with botw!" they'll cry. +Most OoT diehards have left for the Souls franchise, and the ones that haven't, should. +>it's sad that they're forgotten but frankly this new design is way more fun than the old zelda game design +Subjective opinion in regard to it being "more fun" but I agree that it's an overall better direction for the franchise. +--- 636256984 +>>636255101 +They really haven’t schizo, is this some kind of a cope? +Tbh theres been more oot is bad contrition nonsense in the last 5 years than all of botw discussion combined +--- 636257032 +>>636244093 (OP) +this game is absolutely going to mindbreak all those timeline theory lore fags on youtube at the very least. this game hard retcons the timeline so badly there seething endlessly trying to make goat king rauru fit is going to be kino +--- 636257049 +>>636256984 +>snoy revisionism +embarrassing +--- 636257115 +Mogged by Elden Ring and genshin impact +--- 636257136 +>>636256360 +There are three main complaints. One is what you say, that it disincentivizes combat. Another is what anon said, which is that it's tedious menu fiddling that adds nothing of value. The third is that it makes for shitty exploration rewards. + +From what you've said, it still sounds like finicky bullshit that adds little more than busywork, and it doesn't seem like anything weapon-related can be even remotely exciting to find since it's still all temporary garbage. Also it looks fucking retarded. +--- 636257172 +>>636257049 +he's probably new, a tourist from the totk leak +--- 636257179 +>>636252169 +yes anon, there's an entire community of youtubers obsessed with with zelda story lore and timeline crap and make endless videos on it. +--- 636257218 +>>636256796 +Yes. It has the exact same problem with BotW in that exploration is trash. I have no idea how anyone can claim BotW has good exploration. Discovery is at the heart of exploration. If the discovery is bad, the exploration is bad, and TotK has that exact same problem because at the end of the day you're still running around looking shrines and seeds. BotW/TotK are good "journey" games in how they facilitate getting from point A to B. They are not good exploration games. +--- 636257239 +>>636253971 +>greener pastures +Like what? +--- 636257273 +>>636257049 +>hurr durr you must be +Cope i already played 10 hours of totk on my beefy pc, console fag. consensus so far. its alright, nothing really that special. Feels like a half ass botw expansion pack. cant wait for tendies in a week swear its a 10/10 masterpiece +--- 636257302 +>>636253697 +Funny how this little sperg is going on a lengthy multi-post tirade of other people getting mind-broken. The lack of self-awareness is ironic. +--- 636257351 +>>636257218 +>>636257218 +>Please tell me there are dungeons in this game. I just want to play a new zelda game. I haven't played one since Twilight Princess. +And if you thought that was bad don't look forward to the dungeons. They're still glorified shrines. +--- 636257469 +>>636253439 +next DLC will be BOTW3 +--- 636257478 +>>636256745 +OldZeldafags =/= botwjournossuckerfags +--- 636257932 +>>636255971 +>mentally unstimulating and mechanically unchallenging game +Unless you're playing 4x strategies exclusively shut the fuck up, you pretentious little shit +--- 636258003 +>Elden Ring sucks it’s just an asset flip +>Can’t wait for Tears of the Kingdom! +Why are tendies like this? +--- 636258195 +>>636256265 +No one in this joke of an industry wants to compete with Elden Ring. Why do you think western devs dogpiled on it? +--- 636258302 +It's mind breaking tendies from getting cucked by PC bros. +--- 636258532 +>>636258003 +They're basically a cult, and they're in denial about the superiority of Souls games. They don't even want to admit they're in the same genre as Zelda cause it makes their games look worse by comparison, and they know it. +--- 636258736 +>>636258003 +>collecting 150 orb on flopspoken +>lol what a chore, shit game +>collecting 600 korok seeds in botw 2 +>goty baby! +fucking hypocrites +--- 636258915 +>>636244093 (OP) +>will +it already has +--- 636258953 +>>636258003 +asset flips arent bad if they use them well imo +and least you can mod elden ring the convergence mod just came out and its like playing the game again desu +--- 636260237 +>>636258736 +>thinking anyone played Foreclosure +--- 636260447 +It’s kinda depressing that it’s going to be years before we get a next gen Zelda. At best we might have a chance at an upscaled 60 fps cross platform version within the next 2 years. Something with ER graphics and ambition might be a decade away. +--- 636260506 +>>636244093 (OP) +>Will this game mindbreak /v/ like BOTW did? +Almost certainly, doubly so if it gets higher reviews +--- 636260714 +>>636253117 +This always happens when a game leaks. It happened for Metroid Dread, the game leaked like a week early but the real discussion happened when the game released. +--- 636260732 +>>636260447 +Because of Fromsoft, Nintendo will never make a classic Zelda ever again. Your best hope is an HD remake of OoT. +--- 636260876 +>>636244093 (OP) +Nah, Botw was flawed and had actual garbage mechanics like the rain and weapon durability, the Divine Beasts were a joke and the only side content was pretty much Shrines and Towers. Totk seems like a straight upgrade over that game even though it seems like the main dungeons are still mediocre. +--- 636261373 +>>636260447 +>ER ambition +Never. Nintendo is safe easy to make experiences. They picked two games that sold far better than er, minecraft and skyrim, to emulate on a basic level, slapped zelda's skin over it and are going to stick to that. +>graphics +Eventually. But well with AI taking over who knows where we'll be by the end of this decade. Shit's about to get nuts. +--- 636261515 +>>636254396 +You’re kidding, right? +Totk will win GOTY again, it’s only competition is Fallout 4 in space. +--- 636261985 +>>636253128 +>their chat about TotK with the reviewer are constant talk about not having the magic BotW had and missing major wow moments +he said something along those lines once in reference to the combat and spent the rest of the preview gushing about it +--- 636262386 +>>636261985 +>he said something along those lines once in reference to the combat +I'm inclined to believe the other anon if they said it about the combat of all things when shrines, seeds and similar points of contention in botw are all the same. Tons of totk feels exactly like botw so that novelty is no longer there, meaning the magic and wow factor isn't going to be there either. +--- 636262681 +>>636244093 (OP) +Already has, /v/ has been seething for days, yet incapable of stopping playing the game after desperately trying to emulate it ASAP. Kinda pathetic to watch unfold. +--- 636262793 +>>636244093 (OP) +>mediocre game +>mediocre game, nintendo +stockholmed retards +--- 636262825 +>>636262681 +Why are you faggots like this? Nobody give you any attention in real life? +--- 636263081 +>>636244093 (OP) +It has mindbroken you, Darren. +--- 636263224 +>>636244093 (OP) +Judging by the posts and leak threads, it already has. +--- 636263325 +Man, nintendo really needs to release a new console. Its disappointing how badly this runs on the switch, whenever i want to use ultrahand alone the fps goes below 20 +--- 636263358 +>>636244093 (OP) +I'd say it's more of a continuation of the BotW mindbreak rather than a new one. Though I guess there's an added level of despair at the idea that this is what Zelda's turned into. +--- 636264291 +>>636256106 +His hair never changed, it was tied up in the first game, you can even find his hairband and get the old style back. +--- 636264560 +>>636252118 +>the oot diehards will scream and whine about their game design being left behind. "totk didn't address many of my concerns with botw!" they'll cry. it's sad that they're forgotten but frankly this new design is way more fun than the old zelda game design. + +I don't know why Nintendo didn't just go with a hybrid of both formulas, to satisfy both groups. +I didn't like BoTW, but I could appreciate some of the things it introduced, such as the Sheikah slate abilities, the the climbing mechanic, exchanging spirit orbs for hearts or stamina, the open-world bosses, so on and so forth. While a lot of things weren't finished or incredibly flawed in BoTW, it did set some solid foundations which could be improved upon in its sequel. And it could've incorporated more traditional elements +...And that's where the problems come in. 6-years and Nintendo didn't do much of anything to really improve upon the new formula's base flaws with its sequel. +The combat is still clunky, exploration is still over-bloated with shrines and korok seeds, fusing doesn't stop durability from being an obnoxious mechanic, navigating the UI menus is still a tedious and immersion-breaking chore, the voice acting is still bad, the music is still underwhelming, the "mini dungeons" are still too short for their own good, the bulk of the story is still told through flashback cutscenes (with the story itself teeming with a lot of weird asspulls and unwanted retcons, like the Royal Family being half-dragons because their distant ancestors fucked goat-dragon people) and so on and so forth. +The only thing they really improved upon was boss variety - yet the basic enemy variety is still very barbones - not enough new additions to justify 6-year wait. + +It's just the fact that Nintendo didn't even care to try to improve upon the former game's core flaws, let implement more classic elements to lure in old fans. It's like they don't want to raise their own standards in any meaningful way. +--- 636265320 +>>636264560 +>It's just the fact that Nintendo didn't even care to try to improve upon the former game's core flaws, let implement more classic elements to lure in old fans. It's like they don't want to raise their own standards in any meaningful way. +There's two reasons for that and both boil down to money. +Changing anything risks alienating all the new people they pulled in. They absolutely do not want to satisfy older fans if it means risking turning off the new ones. +And two is it's easy. It's way easier to just add some stuff to botw knowing it's going to sell super well and people will lose their shit over it anyway than it is to sit down and iron out its issues. It's the same mentality behind pokemon. Why try, it'll sell anyway. +--- 636265325 +>>636262386 +I mean you can watch the preview yourself to see that that isn't the case, it caps off with him specifically talking about how fresh he thought it felt +--- 636267708 +>>636265320 +>Why try, it'll sell anyway. +Well yeah, obviously. +It's just such a shame to see Zelda being reduced to this shit. At least Game Freak, for all of their fucking problems, has the excuse of releasing rushed annual games. Meanwhile ToTK had 6 years. Literally no excuse for this shit. + +On the other hand, +>Changing anything risks alienating all the new people they pulled in. +Even normies and new people were complaining about weapon durability, poor enemy diversity, the constant menu-UI swapping and the like. I think it's going to leave a sour taste in their mouths once they find out that Nintendo didn't really do much to alleviate these core issues. It's jus +--- 636268914 +It never mind broke anyone, except maybe the guy who posted le criticism counter every thread. +--- 636269629 +>>636267708 +>I think it's going to leave a sour taste in their mouths +I don't. Never underestimate the plebiness of plebs. They don't care about quality, they only care about being part of the whatever big thing is happening at the moment so they can talk about it with their fellow normalfags. They still make pokemon sell gangbuster and those games are objective disasters at this point. +--- 636271279 +>>636260732 +That's a good thing, "classic" zelda is trash. +Give me more top down zelda +--- 636271967 +>>636246161 +>It leaked and is fully playable, people have already beaten it, and all things considered this board doesn't seem to care much. +my dude, we've had like 40 fucking threads of us having fun. +--- 636272076 +>>636271967 +I'm in them. I stand by what I said. +--- 636272143 +>>636272076 +you are clearly new to /v/ +--- 636272798 +It already has. +--- 636273192 +as someone who never emulated, will this game be playable at launch? no way in hell I spend 70 euros on this shit +--- 636273264 +>>636244093 (OP) + +>Criticize BotW +>MINDBROKEN + +ok +--- 636273316 +>>636255038 +>People don't care much because most people either left the board to avoid spoilers or are avoiding the threads like mobkeypox. Like 20 people have actually played it on /v/ +yet this thread has a hundred tendies crying +--- 636273321 +>>636253023 +TotK will get a lower score than BotW +--- 636273452 +It's a solid 8/10 +Much better than BOTW that was a 6/10. +--- 636274452 +>>636273452 +Looks 10/10 to me +--- 636274824 +>>636244093 (OP) +help an anon out im playing with a busted ps4 controller and i have horrible stick drift so doing any item manipulation is fucking hell to build platfrorms etc, im at the begging right after getting the arm move hand thingy i need to find to more shrines, help a brotha out, i offer this as a reward for yout time and effort + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3KacGg9aec [Embed] + +here is a screen shot if where i am +--- 636274965 +>>636256242 +I play both old and new games and botw is easily a 9/10 game +--- 636275113 +found one +--- 636275219 +>>636274965 +i hated botw it could have been so much better with traditonal dungeons and the shrine shit cut in half, but im loving tears already coming from someone who beat final fantasy 1 on nes with minimal help from my uncle how got me intro rpgs at the ripe age of 5 took me 8 months but i did it diff --git a/v/636248480.txt b/v/636248480.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b75229bcc31b3f6c6a5a149d7f1d7bebff7e16f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636248480.txt @@ -0,0 +1,412 @@ +----- +--- 636248480 +How will Bandai fuck this up? +--- 636248682 +Less mons and animations because the budget is a roll of quarters. +--- 636248963 +>>636248480 (OP) +>How will Bandai fuck this up? + +By not hiring Yasuda for main characters design +--- 636249023 +>>636248480 (OP) +By having less Digimon than the first somehow +--- 636249160 +>>636249023 +What Twitter hashtag can we use for this? +#digiexit +--- 636249316 +>>636248682 +--- 636249330 +they need some sort of way to balance out this ABI stuff +--- 636249445 +>>636249330 +How do you incentivize devolving and re-evolving then? +--- 636249629 +>>636248963 +Are all the women in the games like this? +--- 636249959 +>>636249445 +make it so when you register a set amount of Digimon you unlock a rank and make Digimon locked behind rank +--- 636250346 +>>636249629 +No, there's also an autistic penguin. +--- 636251001 +>>636248480 (OP) +Budget is 50 pesos and a half-eaten banana. +--- 636251367 +Where in the game is this? +--- 636251407 +>>636248480 (OP) +Are they really making another? +I fucking loved these games. +I finished them 3 times. +--- 636251725 +>>636250346 +>there's also an autistic penguin + +You're confusing Neon Genesis Evangelion, an anime from the 90s, with Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth. +--- 636251795 +>>636251407 +>Are they really making another? + +Yes. Set to be revealed next month. +--- 636252034 +>>636251407 +>I fucking loved these games +>I finished them 3 times + +Fucking hell and I thought I was a fan. Walk us through your enjoyment process. +--- 636252384 +>>636251407 +>>636251795 +Wut?? no they're not making a 3rd cyber sleuth (as much as id love that) , wasnt there some stupid livestream a month or two ago and it was a bunch of absolute NOTHING?? just some toys and card game or some shit. + +It's fucking over lads, pack up and forget Digimon for good. +--- 636252459 +>>636251725 +No, even more autistic. +--- 636252478 +>>636252384 +--- 636252763 +>>636252478 +>multiple games in the horizon +>October 2022 + +Dont get my hopes up like this anon. +Oh well, let's see what happens in July.. won't lose sleep over it tho +--- 636253143 +No Erika, no buy +--- 636253559 +>>636253143 +>Erika + +Who? +--- 636253635 +>>636248480 (OP) +By not doing the obvious and simply making it an SMT clone. +--- 636253743 +>>636248480 (OP) +It'd be super hard to since CS is so mediocre most changes would be an improvement but I can believe a horrible new gimmick or an even worse story could happen. +>>636249445 +Instead of one huge web, it's a bunch of small-medium trees and you get bonuses for evolving into a bunch of Digimon in the tree. Like some passive buffs or just lock out some of the more powerful final stages but be more straightforward about it. +--- 636253765 +>>636252459 +>the 1's and 0's are the male and female anatomy + +Very subtle Bandai. +--- 636253840 +>>636253635 +>simply making it an SMT clone + +This is fine really. The visual aesthetic of SMT and even Persona matches Digimon too closely to not rip various elements off. + +It's probably too late to go back now that Cyber Sleuth exists. +--- 636254238 +Quaint memories. Shame about Megaman Legends 3. +--- 636254352 +>>636251367 +I never understood how big of a deal Dagomon was supposed to be. It showed up in 02, but I always figured it was way lower on the totem pole than the likes of Demon. +--- 636254423 +>>636252478 +Has he lost a ton of weight? +--- 636254512 +soo is cybersleuth worth the time? I used to love world back in the day +--- 636254584 +>>636251367 +>>636254352 +Digimon is spooky sometimes. +--- 636254671 +It's going to be more cringe otaku weab shit aimed at the five thousand or so shut in loser fans in japan instead of the millions of interested westerners +--- 636254721 +>>636254512 +Cyber Sleuth is an entry-point. +It's an IGN 7.5/10, playable JRPG that's not going to fuck you over with food rations and lifespans like World does early on. + +If you're a Digimon fan it's a must play as its the re-entry of the series outside of Japan as >>636254238 points out. +--- 636254993 +>>636254512 +No it's a completely different game. And it's super mediocre. Not worth anyone's time unless you have super low standards and enjoy pointlessly grinding. +>>636254671 +>millions of interested westerners +--- 636255020 +>>636254671 +>It's going to be more cringe otaku weab shit +It's an anime game based on a kids show from the 90s. + +>instead of the millions of interested westerners +What does that even look like? +--- 636255165 +>>636254993 +>And it's super mediocre. Not worth anyone's time unless you have super low standards and enjoy pointlessly grinding + +That's just shitposter hyperbole. The game isn't a Digimon Data Squad or Digimon World 2. +It's a fine game that's on par with B-tier JRPG series like Atelier or Breath of Fire, while not reaching the heights of Persona 3 or Tales of Symphonia. +--- 636255314 +>>636255165 +Fighting is super braindead so it isn't fun, and the story is infuriatingly tedious so I'm not going to get enjoyment from that. And people say they had fun just grinding evolutions. So what am I supposed to say? It sounds pretty honest to me. +--- 636255670 +>>636254238 +Bamco really fucked up hard not localizing Decode during the lowest point of Pokemon +--- 636255823 +>>636255670 +>Don't localize the best game in the entire series + +Yeah whatever... +--- 636257437 +>>636255314 +In comparison to other JRPGs, you think it’s mediocre? +Mediocre is FFXV or Tales of Zestiria. +--- 636258228 +>>636257437 +I haven't played those so I can't say you're wrong but I have a hatred for CS that's only semi-rational. I honestly think it's flat-out bad but in comparison to games in general. I don't think I played enough to have a good frame of reference for the genre. Especially since it's mostly weird shit like the Mario ones, Denpa Men, Battle Network, and so on. And saying it's mediocre lets people consider my take instead of instantly disregarding me. +--- 636258395 +>>636258228 +Dude, Denpa Men 1 at the very least has way more grinding than CS my a landslide, I have no idea what you're on about. Even the setup to grinding in CS only takes like an hour or so of PlatinumSukamon into PlatinumNumemon and then getting your Tactician USBs from farm savescumming. Going to the giant apartment area or even the train nets you like 20+ levels per minute long fight. +--- 636258521 +>>636248480 (OP) +Wait is this real? I'm not sure if I want to see Keisuke and Erika again to get some closure or if it would be better not to because sequels like that almost always fuck up handling returning characters and end up unintentionally shitting on the original. +--- 636258987 +>>636258395 +I never complained about grinding you retarded tripfag. I just said people say they have fun grinding. +>>636258521 +No it's from a fake leak. +--- 636259128 +>>636252763 +the code monkeys are working verry hard +--- 636259149 +>>636252384 +>It's fucking over lads, pack up and forget Digimon for good + +Digimon is in a resurgence. Just about to overtake Hello Kitty in sales. +--- 636259237 +>>636258987 +Of the leak fake then explain Tekken 8 and Armoured Core. +THAS RIGHT +--- 636259308 +>>636258228 +I’d put Cyber Skeet on par with Battle Network 1 for reference. +--- 636259386 +>>636254993 +I thought the story was cool it's not shakespeare but it had some fun moments, I never ran into any extreme grinding either. +--- 636259401 +>>636258521 +Were guessing Cyber Sleuth 2 is a working title. It’s probably called Digimon X or Project Digital internally or something. +--- 636259493 +>>636258987 +Even if you're not complaining about the grinding Denpa Men 1 was still more repetitive than it was, especially if you were going for 100%. You've also played some pretty fantastic games (Mario RPGs minus SS onward and BN in general) so your frame of reference is definitely pretty small. It's a better JRPG than a lot of the more budget JRPGs, Ni no Kuni 1 and 2, and the FFXIII trilogy. It's obviously made on a low budget but they did fairly well in my opinion. +--- 636259634 +>>636248480 (OP) +>Cyber +The next Story name is ancient Greek themed +--- 636259849 +>>636248480 (OP) +>Cooldown on how often you can convert scan data into Digimon +>overworld map is 10x bigger, has even less to interact with than the first game +>ABI gains for dedigivolving cut +>ABI requirements for anything that isn't WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon doubled +>purchasing and upgrading farm islands now tied to story progression +--- 636259960 +>Cyber Sleuth +>Grinding + +Don’t you just put the Digimon on the farm and swap them out constantly when de-evolving them? I’ve never once grinded. +--- 636260090 +>>636259634 +>The next Story name is ancient Greek themed + +Malakas what does this mean? +--- 636260671 +>>636259308 +Battle Network has such a better battle system I can't agree. I know you can't really compare them but I can't care. Clunky BN is still better than just spamming attributed boosted attacks and those piercing required bosses. +>>636260090 +The Olympus 12 are a group of Greek god-themed Digimon and they're what the next Story game is about. +--- 636261134 +>>636254671 +And... what do the westerners want? +Digimon is known in the west from the animes and that is weeb as fuck, for starters. + +>I want a experience like the first anime +YOU LITERALLY HAD SURVIVE +--- 636261318 +>>636260671 +Bro Cyber Sleuth was about knights and it was not set in medieval times. + +I think we can fight Plutomon in a futuristic world +--- 636262237 +>>636260671 +Battle Network has the best battle system of all time, but the core gameplay and overworld of both games is basically the same. + +The parallels between Battle Network and Digimon Story DS titles in the dungeon design for example. +--- 636262290 +>>636261318 +Wasn't the whole knights thing from a later season? +--- 636262291 +>Americans are asleep +>Digimon thread isn’t flooded with furry shit posters detailing the thread about feet and diapers +--- 636262378 +>>636248480 (OP) +How does a franchise like Digimon even exist when it only had 1 good game on the Playstation +--- 636262607 +This is a good Digimon design according to my dick +--- 636262879 +>>636262378 +The fact that it’s still around speaks for itself. Half a dozen solid games over the years, much better than most other multi-media franchises. +--- 636262892 +>>636262237 +The closest the DS games dungeon designs came to having parallels was that sewer having faucets you had to turn off to open paths. I don’t remember a single Digimon Story dungeon having a gimmick or puzzle. They were just isometric mazes with different themes. +--- 636262943 +>>636262290 +Technically they are from digimon lore from before that season, but Im saying that example to say that a olympus 12 game can be unrelated to ancient greece as a setting. + +The royal knights are knights but the stories where they are arent medieval at all +--- 636262965 +>>636262607 +>Women are monsters +--- 636263028 +>>636249160 +Digimon has never been a monster collector. As long as the game is good and they make good choices with the variety of mons that are available, the NUMBER doesn't matter. It isn't like Pokémon where the whole point is collecting all of them. +--- 636263112 +>>636262378 +Because the games are low budget, they're fairly good for their budget, there's a lot of variety, and it keeps trying different things. Many people may not be interested in it or dismiss it, but the fans that are keep it afloat and continuing attracting more fans to the brand. If anything ever since Cyber Sluts came out and the Vital Bracelets happened it feels like more and more people are getting interested. +--- 636263134 +>>636262965 +Angewomon is a women in cosplay and /cgl/ is evil, yes. +--- 636263160 +>>636248480 (OP) +God, i will be fucking FUMING if next story game will have same exact unskipable dialogues for 45 minutes straight. +Cyber Sleuth/Hacker’s Memory was just insufferable because of that shit, even though overall it was pretty decent game otherwise. + +Well, it’s second major problem (aside from terrible presentation with hours-long exposition dumps of dialogues ) is what it had extremely lacking environmental diversity. Nearly 80% of dungeons were just cyberspace mazes and it was just laughable in comparison to what previous story games from DS had to offer. +--- 636263317 +>>636262965 +>Bimbos are monsters + +ftfy +--- 636263367 +>>636253743 +>Instead of one huge web, it's a bunch of small-medium trees and you get bonuses for evolving into a bunch of Digimon in the tree +This. It's incredible how much Cyber Sleuth is a devolution of the DS games. +--- 636263490 +>>636263028 +>Digimon has never been a monster collector + +You watch the people scream in 3 years. +>Syber Sloot had 350, this one only 200??!?!? Hello? +>We had it so good with Sloot +--- 636263547 +>>636251407 +They're making another Digimon game, but it's not related to CS. +--- 636263594 +>>636254352 +you'd think cthulu would at least be mega level +--- 636263659 +>>636263112 +>but the fans that keep it afloat and continuing attracting more fans to the brand + +I wonder about the people who recently got into the series and whether that fan influence really played a part. +--- 636263665 +>>636263112 +>If anything ever since Cyber Sluts came out and the Vital Bracelets happened it feels like more and more people are getting interested +Don't forget the card game and the Ver.20th Vpets. +They have been making a concerted effort to revitalize Digimon since 2020 and it is paying off. +--- 636263716 +>>636263490 +Don't forget the biggest defense for World games and limited lifespans +>Its so you can see them all instead of just having one! +--- 636263735 +>>636263490 +>>636263367 +--- 636263739 +>>636255670 +Most people don't care about the World games, it's time you accepted that. +--- 636263772 +>>636263659 +I mean more from the sense of fans keeping the brand alive and talking about things like CS or NO or Survive which allows more eyeballs to see it and give it a go. + +>>636263665 +Yeah, those too. I thought the Vpets were more for just the fans though, I also always see them on sale way more than DiMs just as an example. +--- 636263848 +>>636255165 +>or Tales of Symphonia +Symphonia is also mediocre gameplay wise. +--- 636263929 +>>636263490 +If the new Story game is worse than CS, then I will be frustrated. If the game is better but there are fewer Digimon, I won't care. +But they have said explicitly that they want to try bringing in more Digimon in the future, including ones that don't get the spotlight very often, so it's a non issue. +--- 636263953 +>>636263735 +What? +--- 636264018 +>>636263772 +They're nostalgia bait for sure, but even if you never had an original, they're still reminiscent of a bigone era. +--- 636264040 +>>636254352 +>I never understood how big of a deal Dagomon was supposed to be +What did anon mean by this? +>Level: Perfect +--- 636264175 +>>636263739 +>World games bad +World games with their V-pet core and time management are most unique thing amongst any games about monster taming. I you don’t like that approach it is most likely what they are simply not made for you. +--- 636264228 +>>636264175 +Meant for +>>636263716 +--- 636264410 +>>636256045 +--- 636264703 +Put them in the games, Bandai! +--- 636265185 +>>636249445 +there's already kind of an incentive with picking up status moves that are only really present in champions and rookies. As long as they expand the move pool and make more interesting moves there will be a more robust incentive to go through different branches even without ABI reqs. The move pool in cyber sluts was very bare bones. +--- 636265602 +>>636263929 +All the Story games are on par with each other so far. +I got good faith in Bandai and Media.Vision. I think they’ll pull it off. +It won’t be a 10/10, but it’ll hit a nice 8.5/10 sweet spot. +--- 636265671 +>>636264703 +>Jobbedmon +--- 636265903 +>>636265671 +Still love her. +--- 636267013 +>>636265185 +The moves don’t stick out to players. How can you incentivise something you don’t know exists? +The silhouette of the Digimon to evolve to piques that interest better, and the Ability stat is a hardline to reference what you need to level to. + +It’s really that ABI is the monsters level. + +Now if they did actual gameplay reasons in the world to evolve to certain mons to ride around or blow fire in shit, then it’s a different story. A Digimon Story. +--- 636267838 +>>636248480 (OP) +The 1st game was so fucking boring. The roster is fantastic but what's the point of having all them if the gameplay puts me to sleep. Try making the game actually fun +--- 636268646 +>>636267838 +Congratulations you just got hired by Bamco now deliver a new fun battle system. +--- 636270514 +>>636267584 +Why is she stressed? +--- 636270631 +If you make love to Sakuyamon, is it a split consciousness like Ruki and Renamon and does that mean double orgasms (if the female orgasm even exists)? +--- 636271824 +>>636267584 +It's Kazemon +--- 636271917 +>>636271824 +no it's not +--- 636273118 +What was ReArise like? +--- 636273337 +>>636273118 +Gachashit like all others but with Digimon +--- 636274760 +>>636271917 +Yes +--- 636275001 +>>636259149 +>Just about to overtake Hello Kitty in sales. +There's no way this is true. Source? +--- 636275316 +>>636275001 diff --git a/v/636248505.txt b/v/636248505.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8cc3b9f4c68b64a772f8699392d422dd427c84a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636248505.txt @@ -0,0 +1,890 @@ +----- +--- 636248505 +>Redfall +>Causes the downfall of Microsoft +woah... +--- 636248559 +should have been called greenfall +--- 636248579 +>>636248505 (OP) +Shoulda named it Greenfall. +Cause Red didn't fall, hell Red and Blue just keep going up. +--- 636248641 +>>636248505 (OP) +As long as you use their OS, downfall is nowhere near. +--- 636248713 +>>636248505 (OP) +>i just killed a whole console +>with my freaking mind +--- 636248803 +>>636248713 +is that a black queen with an afro AND student debt? she's just like me frfr. +--- 636248824 +The crazy thing is that if this game was 49.99 it would've been GOTY. +--- 636248908 +>>636248505 (OP) +This game is an aesthetic mess. +>Borderlands sci-fi +>Ironic 80s throwbacks +>New England Gothic +All mashed together incoherently. +--- 636249045 +>>636248505 (OP) +>Black character on cover + +Game becomes immedietly dead in the water +--- 636249106 +Microsoft doesn't even know about this game. They only know that gaming division is a bunch of retards. +--- 636249282 +>>636248505 (OP) +Imagine how much of a worse state this game would have been if not for MS. They dropped the PS5 version, and it got delayed by almost a year, and it still wasn't ready. Makes me wonder if Bethseda would have released it on its original date along with Starfield if they weren't being made for MS. +--- 636249318 +>>636249106 +Microsoft invested more into OpenAI in one day than their entire gaming division in its existence. Im guessing they'll survive. +--- 636249561 +black people don't care about vampires. just look at how nobody remembers blade and they all think black panther was the first black superhero. +--- 636249898 +>>636249561 +*brocks your path* +vampires are cool, just not the ones in this shit game + +also black guys don't want to play as some black bitch but games keep adding them anyway +--- 636250021 +>>636248505 (OP) +should have went with blackulas +--- 636250260 +>>636248505 (OP) +It didn't. It was just the staw that fucked the camel in that ass. Microshit was already in a massive downward spiral. The xbots downplayed this and managed to hold off the criticism for ten years but no amount of copes and save them now. Xbox officially lost. Shark is out of the tank. +--- 636250531 +>>636249898 +>started watching the original Hellsing anime on a couple of occasions +>it’s absolute shit +>start watching Hellsing Ultimate the other day +>it’s fucking amazing and I can’t stop watching +Glad I tried to check out Ultimate because otherwise it the whole thing would’ve left a really bad taste in my mouth. Now I see what the fuss is all about. +--- 636250546 +>>636248505 (OP) +The fuckers at Arkane should drop everything down and work 150% on fixing the goddam game until it turns into a considerable game. +No more new IP, sequels and bullshits until they fix this shit. +--- 636250575 +>>636248505 (OP) +you know, if they want to shove POZZed woke trash down our throats, why not make the games good? +woke movies, books and music are always going to be trash because the writing is shit, but video games still have the gameplay aspect that could be the one saving grace +but no, it's either boring and forgettable or downright broken +--- 636250648 +>>636250260 +Based ESL retard. +--- 636250792 +i can’t wait for gaming to crash again +what a joke this shit has become +the audience they are trying to sell this game to doesn’t make up for enough sales to justify this dogshit +--- 636250828 +>>636250546 +I guess companies still manage to turn profits with these broken and buggy games if they keep releasing them in such bad shape. Pretty fucked up, but it is what it is. If they care enough to fix it, then they will. Based on this and Death Loop, though, I think it’s safe to say that Arkane is no longer focusing on making immersive sims. +--- 636250915 +>>636248505 (OP) +Why do game developers and movie directors insist on having negro vampires? Do they not have any culture or lore of their own from the plains of Africa or was it really all just loin clothes and stone tipped spears? +--- 636250923 +>>636250575 +>suits come in and start demanding more woke shit +>devs lose interest and morale +Many such cases +--- 636250943 +>>636250828 +Well, it's no longer in Arkane's power to work or not work on it. It's in the power of Microsoft/Xbox and they should make an example of that fucking studio and put them to work, fix it or there won't be any money for a next project. +--- 636250973 +Ayo, donchu be fo'gettin +dat one time n sheeeeit +fo ah little bit +dey was wakandabox +--- 636250987 +Should have been an all white male cast +--- 636251123 +>>636250915 +Game was pre-production as BLM was happening. They overestimated the enthuisiadm it would sustain after years. Same with Forspoken and this whole wave of black pandering +--- 636251214 +>>636250943 +Yeah, fair enough. Can’t very well agree to do a project and then release some half-baked horse shit and expect more commissions in the future. +--- 636251482 +>>636250915 +they're too lazy to use actual african mythological monsters +https://mythlok.com/obayifo/ +--- 636251763 +>>636248505 (OP) +Why do they keep letting redditors make the game that will make or break their console? +--- 636252079 +>>636251763 +As opposed to 4channelers? +--- 636252223 +>>636248505 (OP) +Redfall more like Redfail lmao +--- 636252941 +>>636252223 +/thread +--- 636253156 +>>636250531 +Hellsing TV is shit but the soundtrack is 10/10, somehow. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4--z-bFHqI [Embed] +--- 636253282 +>>636248505 (OP) +Why does the only white guy in the game, in this image, look brown? (guy on the left). What was their endgame with this? +--- 636253336 +>>636251482 +>They are also reportedly capable of emitting phosphorescent light from one’s anus and armpits when they’re on the move. +--- 636253434 +They tempted fate. Should have stayed away from anything red. +--- 636253435 +>>636250915 +They have Space Jam +--- 636253491 +>>636252223 +Ok, now this is funny. +--- 636253550 +>>636251482 +>>636253336 +Imagine a monster running toward you screaming with lights shooting out their pits and ass. Would be the most based enemy in the game. +--- 636253665 +>>636253550 +>pitfags will now insist that everyone wears sleeveless shirts to prove that they aren't obayifo +--- 636253964 +>>636248505 (OP) +I just wanna know what in-house review company they hired who rated this game 10+ points higher than it actually received lmao +--- 636253969 +>>636248908 +I like the art direction, but seriously how do you fuck up a FPS with vampires? There should be all sorts of neat shit like attacking their dark hideouts during the day, they have to stay in the shadows because sunlight will fry them so you use tactics and cool weapons to pull them into the light, using crucifixes to repel them, using garlic infused weaponry to poison them. All I've seen is stuff like having to stake them and I guess you have a UV ray gun or something, but that's it. +--- 636254058 +>>636253969 +I ask you this completely unironically: what art direction? +--- 636254109 +>>636252079 +Project Wingman was really, really good, and that was made by three Anons from /aceg/. +--- 636254268 +>>636254058 +Not that anon, but it's definitely arkane's art style. That near-cartoon style that still has some realism to it. Also the waves being stuck and all the boats stuck in it is super cool looking, only the textures load in like shit. +--- 636254380 +>>636253969 +I asked the same question as you. I googled Redfall garlic holy water to see if there was something in the game that used that and one of the first results is a tweet by their account that reads "Garlic, crosses, and holy water won’t work on these vampires." +??? +Why the fuck would you say that? Why would I want to play a vampire game that has no vampire elements? +--- 636254390 +American game is bad and trash? Woah +--- 636254437 +another rip roarin lawdy qualidy xbox game +--- 636254679 +>>636254380 +Arkane: +>Yeah, it's a vampire horror genre game +>But without the tropes! +>Look, guys! We're so artsy and cool! +>Practically visual literature, by God +They went full retard. +--- 636254868 +>>636248505 (OP) +At least Arkane Austin will live and make another game, the Flopspokek studio died because their game was so bad +--- 636254924 +>>636254058 +I think they got some interesting ideas going with the New England gothic sort of atmosphere. Perpetual solar eclipses, the sea being pulled out and held into a stationary wave, you got the underground places that are like the town except all twisted. It's not always perfect everywhere from what I've seen, but it's like they got the basis of interesting things going on. + +Though come to thing of it again, it's a bit all over the place thematically. Why vampires in New England? Why not witches or Lovecraftian stuff? Maybe all that stuff mixed together so it's not JUST vampires. +--- 636255223 +>>636254924 +It's a nod to 'Salem's Lot +--- 636255483 +I swear if arkane studio lyon closes and only Arkane austin is left i’m gonna lose my shit +--- 636255657 +>>636254380 +That sounds like they were either lazy or lacked the imagination to better draw from actual vampire lore. Such a shame what could've been a really cool idea gets wasted like this. +--- 636255949 +I just hope studios stop burning money away chasing these looter shooter trend. Just stop. If you don't have an original idea coming from a passionate place, don't even bother. It will fail. +--- 636256058 +is it an immersive sim? +--- 636256098 +>>636254924 +A better idea is if they leaned toward cryptids and monster running loose so it doesn't look the same. +--- 636256187 +>>636256098 +the cryptids thing confused the shit out of me, why even make that part of your character +--- 636256259 +>>636253969 +>I like the art direction +You mean you like the fart direction? +--- 636256298 +devs: we want to make superman game +suits: okay but make it a looter shooter +suits: and make it about the suicide squad instead + +devs: we want to make a vampire game +suits: okay but make it a looter shooter +suits: and NO white player characters +--- 636256352 +>>636256098 +That's another cool idea someone should use someday. +--- 636256489 +>>636252223 +Nice +--- 636256510 +>>636256259 +I mean the backgrounds mostly. Character design is pretty much a lost art nowadays and I really hate how they're always just a group of hipster 20 somethings making nonstop wisecracks in the face of danger. +--- 636256683 +>>636256352 +>start cryptid hunter game +>got muh gun and muh knife +>pick a low level bounty from the board +>load into level in forest, industrial area, farm, etc. +>hunt, kill and or capture the thing +>earn money for new gear, level up to hunt bigger cryptids +>some of them can become partners with special abilities for hunts +nintendo hire me +--- 636256878 +>>636248505 (OP) + +It's very easy to predict when a game will be shit nowadays. + +>"diverse" characters with at least one big ugly afro sporting nigger +>characters have shitty attitudes that appeal to zoomers +>characters wear ugly ass zoomer clothing +>bright/neon/RGB color palettes + +I mean you could tell this is a woke SJW pile of shit of a game by that poster. A bunch of brown turds with a boot on the only white person, who they made the villain. +--- 636256891 +>>636256683 +you already done a better job than the shitty indie titles that are on steam +>dude bigfoot lol shoot him like 500 times but here's a reskin of the same thing but called something different +crypto games are in sad shape +--- 636257110 +>>636256683 +>literally just monster hunter without the ooga booga aesthetic +Come ON nigga, I know we’re dying for a cryptid/bounty hunt game after Hellsign and god knows what else dropped the fucking ball but don’t be ripping off Monster Hunter that never ends in a win. +--- 636257343 +/v/ : +>Microsoft is for sure gonna kill Sony with these acquisitions +MS : +>kills themselves instead + +More like ACK-quisitions, amiright. +--- 636257350 +>>636256878 +There's an easier shortcut to spot these shit games nowadays: +Visual: purple colors +Audio: comedic quips + +There's high chance both are present. And if they are, stay away. One alone is already a big red flag and you should be cautious. +--- 636257386 +remember how xbots were constantly shilling game pass claiming it was going to revolutionise the industry and kill sony? lmao. +--- 636257472 +>>636256683 +>>636256891 +>>636257110 + +I'm working on a cryptid/high strangness game with survival elements. You'll see it on Steam in a few years. +--- 636257657 +>>636257350 +That's an excellent filter for shit games, yeah. +--- 636257687 +>>636257472 +If you’re not memeing I will stick around to see you advertise it here. +--- 636257846 +The biggest problem I have is that devs are regularly releasing shit they know is broken and still charging full price with the idea that they'll fix it later. I played a few hours of it and ran into plenty of dumb shit +>Sometimes vampires spawn that aren't actually there. They just stand in place cannot move and cannot be touched +>shamelessly reusing npc models for dead bodies, ran into the same black dude on the floor nearly a dozen times, several times there's two of the same dead npc in the same room as each other +>vampires teleporting to you to first attack inside of buildings almost always teleport to another floor of the building or outside of the building, effectively pausing the fight until they come back to you +>braindead ai where you only can get hurt if you intentionally play dumb and do shit like melee only +>vampire ai is so predictable you can just walk backwards at an angle and forever be untouched +>open world is almost entirely empty +Thank god for gamepass, because charging $70 for this is a fucking crime +--- 636258369 +>>636257687 +Not memeing. Already have a prototype/test level with working AI. It'll feature bigfoot or skinwalkers as the main enemy. Ideally I want a bunch of weird shit in the game, multiple cryptids, maybe some UFO activity, and Missing 411 type strangeness. Singleplayer with story elements. I want to slowly ratchet up the weird shit. You will slowly progress through a landscape that will become more and more hostile until shit gets fucky. Then you'll be scared as fuck when night falls. +--- 636258394 +WHEN will they learn that a black woman on the cover is a certified game killer? No one wants that. +You can have a white man at the front, his black best friend/brother in arms and if you really need female representation, a white woman in the back. But you can't have a black woman front and center with her ridiculous afro and hoop ear rings. It sends a terrible signal, you KNOW it'll be trash because the devs priorities were completely messed up. +--- 636258527 +Microsoft is based for killing Arcane. Fuck arcane +--- 636258539 +>>636249561 +>nobody remembers blade +Just because the media tries really hard to memory hole something, doesn't mean it actually works. +--- 636258542 +>>636250943 +Whoever put Redfall in the state it's in now should be kicked out of the industry +--- 636258581 +>>636256259 +Who the fuck was this made for? +None of the race/sex combinations shown there plays video games. +--- 636258658 +>>636258394 +Yeah, I actively avoid any game with this shit. The exception was Rochelle in L4D2, she was at least not annoying and Valve always writes great lines for their characters. +--- 636258774 +>>636258581 +>Who the fuck was this made for? + +It was made for the marketing department's woke sensibilities. +--- 636258829 +>>636258581 +It was literally made to piss off gamers +--- 636258850 +>>636258658 +Rochelle had no great lines and she was the most annoying. +--- 636258887 +>>636249561 +im a black woman and i love vampires. i honestly like how game companies keep adding black female characters for me to play as. My only complaint is that they need to start making them hot and not a caricature +--- 636258898 +>>636248641 +>downfall is nowhere near. +For their computer division. +They can very well can their gaming division. +--- 636258938 +>>636248505 (OP) +modern character designs sure are dogshit +--- 636258996 +>>636258850 +Eh, yeah out of the characters she was the least likeable. I should say she is one of the least annoying black characters in a game, if we're comparing them all. + +Coach is GOAT though, you gotta admit. +--- 636259034 +>>636249561 +Play Vampire: The Masquerade, FAGGOT! +--- 636259115 +>>636258887 +>hot black women +I can't see them as sexy. It's the same as if you paraded a horse or a cow in front of me. I guess you need a fetish to find them arousing, the same way people have yellow fever. I just cannot though. They do absolutely nothing for me unlike normal women. +--- 636259232 +>>636258369 +Pls don’t forget about adding wild animals like deer, coyotes and bears and those giant molebears from that /x/ pasta for fakeouts +Finding a random stranger or two that are just out and about would be really freaky too, they don’t have to be hostile or anything, just something that would raise a shit ton of questions +Also I can’t help but feel like adding Bigfoot is a misstep, like I’m sure you have ideas on how to implement him but in the current cultural landscape he’s kinda seen as a silly joke to add in your game, like in Undead Nightmare. What are your thoughts on that? +--- 636259304 +>>636258850 +And the balance of that is the typical player would get fucking mauled to death and so you'd hear Rochelle start talking shit and immediately scream because a Jockey just jumped her ass right into the Boomer and it's instant fucking comedy. +--- 636259449 +>>636259115 +nobody asked +--- 636259560 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7R2Ol4Fq0U [Embed] +--- 636259665 +>>636248505 (OP) +I don't understand these weapons or character designs +>Kai Leng with sniper rifle and a bird linked to his eye +>Generic Afro Black with an energized umbrella +>Plain fat woman with a Fallout energy weapon +>Rajesh with some kind of stake crossbow and Claptrap +It all looks like shit +--- 636259936 +>>636259449 +No one gives a shit if you didn't ask, I'm telling your ugly ass. +--- 636259943 +>>636259665 +Claptrap belongs to the fat woman +--- 636259986 +>>636259936 +nobody cares incel +--- 636260056 +>>636248505 (OP) +>downfall of microsoft +>basically non-existent in the grand scheme of things +You should maybe take some medical grade copium. Microsoft has limitless money to waste. +--- 636260069 +I'm still gonna play it after the price drops to below 10€ +Kinojank is always underappreciated +--- 636260110 +>>636259115 +low T +--- 636260139 +>>636249898 +>*blocks your path* +Are you 12 or something? That shit isn't "cool" it's just cringe beyond belief. +--- 636260175 +>>636260069 +This isn't neither kino nor ludo, it's a streaming pile of putrid shit +--- 636260183 +>>636259986 +holy cope +--- 636260198 +>>636248505 (OP) +This game wasn't even going to sell well even if it was good. And it isn't exclusive. +--- 636260275 +>>636248505 (OP) +>redfall +>communists sabotage your game studio with their woke nonsense and destroy your holding company + +it is fitting desu +--- 636260296 +>>636260175 +It's a mediocre game, people are blowing it way out of proportions +--- 636260828 +>>636259986 +Nobody asked if you cared, troon. +--- 636260904 +>>636260110 +Standard response. I fuck white women, I fuck asian women. Nothing wrong with my T levels. +I just don't fuck animals or find them sexy. Have at them bro, they're all yours. +--- 636261072 +Any day now microsoft will pack it in. +--- 636261168 +>>636249561 +wrong + +https://youtu.be/WEStZIMs29k [Embed] +--- 636261191 +>>636260275 +that's the ironic thing, all the communist devs are getting exactly what they want by having the game fail +--- 636261291 +>>636249561 +Its not a fear for blacks becuase they have sickle cell so no vampire wants them +--- 636261335 +Arkane has fallen from grace in my book. I'm pretty sure this is their attempt at making popular game to prove how easy it is to make slop. + +Right after their time negro game that was garbage +--- 636262029 +>>636248505 (OP) +At least it was a somewhat "positive" review, but not something to celebrate +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aXo7ZamM04 [Embed] +--- 636262108 +>>636248505 (OP) +Why are they all brown? Seriously curious. +--- 636262141 +>>636248824 +Meds now +--- 636262205 +>>636262108 +Due to 99% white representation in all media since forever +--- 636262273 +>>636262205 +Representation this and that. How about you represent yourself to nature and touch grass. +--- 636262306 +>>636262205 +>here's something that works well +>let's do the exact opposite just because + +Okay. Let me know when you want to sell some games for a change and return to the 99% white that people actually want. +--- 636262618 +>>636262029 +xbros? +--- 636262703 +>>636250575 +>you know, if they want to shove POZZed woke trash down our throats, why not make the games good? +Because the purity spiral means a lot of time is wasted making sure the woke shit is the correct woke shit that doesn't offend the other intersectional groups. They probably had the artists going back and forth up until the very day of the character reveals. Level designers probably kept having to change aspects because of accessibility complaints. And so on, and so forth. It takes a lot of time and energy to properly virtue signal without having an offended perma-child butting in with an "excuse me, but that's offensive." There is simply no time to actually make a good game when a developer is trying to adhere to ideological narrative, especially an ever shifting ideological narrative. +--- 636262751 +>>636248559 +>greenfall +or just blue screen +--- 636262753 +Seriously though, what the fuck is this artstyle? +--- 636262759 +>>636259232 +I'm with you. I plan on wolves/coyote packs hunting you, bear, etc. and all of them would be able to get into fights with the cryptids as well. Also have thought about having human characters as you suggest, that can spawn in randomly at camps for the cryptids to fuck up for atmosphere, and maybe some would be hostile to you or team up with you. That's all very ambitious as far as features/AI I know, but it's ideal goals. + +>Also I can’t help but feel like adding Bigfoot is a misstep + +Yeah I feel you, I have had the same thought. However, I feel like the way I would design it would be pretty scary. I kind of envision a more "Them and Us" neanderthal interpretation of bigfoot. See here (skip to 6:32 for highly relevant part): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbmywzGAVs [Embed] +I think neanderthal is what Bigfoot IS, they survived and are still around, and according to this guy they were scary as FUCK physically. They hunted, killed, ate, and raped the fuck out of humans (and there's evidence they're still doing it) + +That said I may end up just the skinwalker/other cryptids/high strangeness route and leave out anything more mainstream. It will be a game /x/ will appreciate. +--- 636262853 +>>636248505 (OP) +I CAN’T BELIEVE I SPENT $70 ON THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE! SERIOUSLY, THE GRAPHICS ARE TERRIBLE, THE STORYLINE IS NONEXISTENT, AND THE CONTROLS MAKE ME WANT TO THROW MY CONTROLLER AT THE WALL. + +I WAS SO HYPED FOR THIS GAME, I PRE-ORDERED IT MONTHS AGO, TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT IT, AND NOW? IM CRYING THIS GAME TURNED OUT TO BE BAD! + +HOW CAN GAME DEVELOPERS SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THEY’RE TAKING OUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND PRODUCING THIS TRASH? I JUST WANT A GAME THAT’S ACTUALLY WORTH MY TIME AND MONEY, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! + +I’M NEVER PRE-ORDERING A GAME AGAIN, AND I’M WARNING EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST TO NOT WASTE THEIR MONEY ON THIS ABOMINATION OF A GAME. PLEASE, SAVE YOURSELVES THE DISAPPOINTMENT AND AVOID THIS TRAIN WRECK! + + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqv9zdzb-D8 [Embed] +--- 636262910 +>>636262205 +>What? I can’t relate to a character solely on things like personality and basic human empathy, no they have to look, talk, and think just like me. +It’s not healthy +--- 636262980 +>>636262753 +Why the FUCK are their hands so big? +--- 636263105 +>>636262853 +>I WAS SO HYPED FOR THIS GAME +Why? +Are you stupid? +--- 636263135 +>>636250575 + +Because this >>636250923 + +But also because they hired devs that look like the cast of Redfall. Talentless diversity hires. +--- 636263446 +>>636262029 +>>636262618 +--- 636263625 +>>636248824 +Bruv most people played it on gamepass +--- 636263652 +>>636250923 +>suits come in and start demanding more woke shit +>devs lose interest and morale + +Arkane is made of cucks. They created a super ugly niggress character then worship her. +--- 636263683 +>>636249045 +Many such cases +--- 636263687 +>>636263625 +and that's why the game is mediocre and they didn't bother to polish it any further +--- 636263713 +>>636262980 +aRtSTylE +--- 636263857 +>>636254868 +But deathloop was pretty dogshit so I don't have much faith in that studio +--- 636263870 +>>636249561 +I forget /v/ logic: +>Someone has to be talking about thing 24/7 unless its forgotten but if they are then its also for normies not like my niche, obscure, redpilled kino though +--- 636263882 +>>636250923 +Arkane is pozzed for years. +The lesbo romance daisy chain quest in Prey would be my first point. +I could see their demise from just that point in time. +--- 636263898 +>>636263713 +It's not a matter of "artstyle", the game has none. +It's because that is genuinely the best they can do. +--- 636263996 +>>636248505 (OP) +Honestly what really kills them for me is doubling down on this bad looking, uninspired game. The art styles looks straight up terrible and the enemy designs are bad. I won't play this game at all, no matter how many bugs they fix or free skins they release. It doesn't appeal to me. +--- 636264090 +>>636262853 +How did you not do a refund after playing to hours? That must have been enough to see that this game sucks, right? +--- 636264150 +>>636248824 +Even if this piece of entertainment excrement was 10 bucks it’d still be shat on. +--- 636264338 +>>636248505 (OP) +Who wants to play as a black women with an afro? Seriously the character designs are shit and I don't get who are they aimed at (except pandering to ???) +--- 636264591 +>>636264338 +You don't HAVE to be the hoop earring afro ho. You can also be the disgusting Mr. Bean-like Pajeet, the effeminate magic Arab or the round-headed monkey creature. +--- 636264594 +>>636248824 +Not a chance in hell, you moron. +--- 636264608 +arkane on a mission to make the worst game possible +--- 636264632 +>>636262853 +>pre-ordering +>in the year 2023 of our Lord +I shiggy the diggity doo +--- 636264697 +Red fall because M$ is in the red and fall because it fell on its face haha +--- 636264883 +>>636264591 +They all look so fucking ugly and uninspired, I find it hard to believe that even the virtue signaling retards would want to play as them +--- 636265003 +It's not bad it's actually a B-tier game. But it was hyped up and priced to be more than slop + +The AI is atrocious and samey also +--- 636265054 +>>636263898 +The character artists are yaoifags +--- 636265117 +What's this genre called? +--- 636265181 +far from it. the game is just a pr nightmare and Microsoft are in full damage control on why they wasted billions on acquiring bethseda and its subsidiaries if its going to amount to shit like this. + +Im surprised that they're willing to take the fall for arkane on this one, people have the right to know this game is an example of the weird racially driven hiring practices and very unqualified leadership that arkane and so many other studios embody. +--- 636265207 +>>636265117 +brown and bloom +--- 636265271 +>>636265117 +for some reason my first thought was borderlands +--- 636265441 +>>636265117 +>We market the games to people who don't buy them anyway genre +--- 636265615 +>>636265117 +Slopcore +--- 636265684 +>>636250915 +>Do they not have any culture or lore of their own +look up where zombies come from +--- 636265764 +>>636253434 +They did actually change the XBOX twitter account profile pic to basically this +--- 636265769 +>>636248505 (OP) +The CMA already caused the fall +--- 636265779 +>>636264591 +Something about the roster list is a bit off, I dunno. I got a feeling that there was originally a white guy in the roster, but tranny dev got butthurt since every tester picked him first +--- 636265887 +>>636265779 +No one likes seeing white guys you already have decades of media getting their stupid faces shoved down your face +--- 636265920 +>>636260904 +T lowering by the second, I see. +--- 636265978 +Its legit fucking over + +The only games I actually play these days are indies, games released years ago like Enemy Within or Rainbow Six Vegas and old games. The only shit I look forward to is a couple indie titles, otherwise the game market is just straight up headed towards a big kaboom boom + +Even normies are starting to catch on +--- 636266138 +Redfall might be shit but at least it’s not thar strand game +--- 636266150 +>>636248505 (OP) +Doesn't matter, they made a lot with the ESG money. The game basically financed itself. +It really don't matter if it bomb or not, thats not the point of those games. +--- 636266154 +>you lived to see AAA babbies lose their dogshit industry that killed real 90s / early 00s gaming +kept telling you it'd happen one day +--- 636266161 +>>636258394 +wrong +--- 636266295 +>>636266161 +This is a bit dishonest. HL2 got multiple game covers +--- 636266338 +>>636266161 +This was a bullshit ploy that succeeded. She's CLEARLY half southeast asian - i had like 10 of these chicks in my class. Her hair is straight. not a niggy thing about her. Then "oh look we are representing the blacks she is black look at her dad" +--- 636266507 +How does a multitrillion dollar company come to this conclusion? what it sounds like is "Good games are cool and all but the quality of the product doesn't matter to us as long as it sells" + +I actually thought we were atleast another decade away from reaching this point. jesus christ fuck microsoft. +--- 636266549 +>>636266161 +>that +>black +she looks 100% asian +--- 636266782 +>>636266701 +Wow, they don't give a fuck. +--- 636266803 +>>636266154 + +Based boomer. +--- 636266814 +>>636266701 +kek, its always "DiD yOu UpDatEd yoUR dRiVeRS? +they care that much, pre-order cucks. +--- 636266826 +>>636258887 +Every black female character in a AAA videogame is the same fucking design: some anachronistic 70’s soul sista with a huge ‘fro and hoops. In trying to be progressive the industry just comes off hilariously racist and completely out of touch with reality. +--- 636266860 +>>636265117 +"Magical purple negro filth" +--- 636266867 +>>636266161 +>Straight hair +>Tanned skin +>Amber eyes + +>>636265117 +Safe edgy. It when you want to make your game wild and off the chain but cannot offend anybody. +--- 636266887 +>>636266826 +I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole LOT A WOMAN! +--- 636266979 +>>636266507 +Shareholders and international finance are the only thing that matters +--- 636266990 +>>636265887 +>No one likes seeing white guys +Normal people do. +I'm sorry you were born wrong but you can't change how people think and feel just by repeating nonsense. +--- 636266997 +>>636266150 +>Blackrock has INFINITE MONEY +The fallacy continues... +--- 636267001 +>>636266826 +Worst part is they're usually very confrontational and self righteously in your face 24/7. Worst stereotype ever. +--- 636267069 +>>636265117 +"Soulless corporate globohomo game starter pack" +--- 636267072 +>>636266826 +white devs making this character should be called out for 'digital blackface' or whatever. and you know it is white devs +--- 636267097 +>>636266161 +My box looked like this. +--- 636267104 +>>636262753 +Diversity hire style +--- 636267163 +>>636264591 +The second guy from the right is white in game. FYI. He's from the south and speaks in a southern accent. They must have made him look just brown enough to escape notice. +--- 636267232 +>>636267163 +>The second guy from the right is white in game. +Not with those lips. +Not with that nose. +Not with that skin tone. +--- 636267237 +>>636267001 +It’s hard to believe it’s been nearly 15 years since Sheva. Then again I guess she doesn’t count because Japanese devs. +--- 636267261 +>>636267097 +he has basically the same features as her they might as well have said he was half black lol +--- 636267315 +>>636267261 +He could never be black. +After all, he is a Freeman. +--- 636267349 +>>636259232 +>Also I can’t help but feel like adding Bigfoot is a misstep, like I’m sure you have ideas on how to implement him but in the current cultural landscape he’s kinda seen as a silly joke to add in your game +Yeah, if bigfoot is going to be used make him get fucked up by another cryptid. +--- 636267359 +>>636267072 +Oh I know, I’ve met these pathetic specimens. Almost a fetishistic obsession with black people and especially women but don’t actually know any in real life. +--- 636267383 +>>636267237 +Too be fair, she's African and not African American. Maybe that's the difference. +--- 636267440 +>>636254390 +*French +--- 636267556 +>>636267383 +Games back then didn't intentionally make every women to look as repulsive as possible. +--- 636267612 +>>636265764 +it's like pottery, it breaks +--- 636267653 +>>636248824 +retard +--- 636267710 +>>636258394 +But muh BLACK GIRL MAGIC +SLAY KWAAN +THIS WILL DEFINITELY SELL TO THE WHITE WOMEN ON TWITTER WHO ARE THE MAIN DEMOGRAPHIC BUYING GAMES +--- 636267743 +>>636258887 +thank you soul sista. +>>636266826 +>>636267001 +this, anyone have that chart of all the uncanny valley black characters over the years? with the bug eye star wars-Wolfenstein lady. +--- 636267889 +>>636267232 +pic rel, just brown enough for marketing, like a white guy with a light tan, talks southern. +--- 636268062 +>>636248505 (OP) +>Makes game in genre that hasn't evolved since the ps3 +>Gives it a shittier open world than death stranding +>Also it's broken day 1 and doesn't even run at the industry standard 60fps on consoles designed for raytracing+4k30 +--- 636268065 +>>636260175 +Nah, people who say "this doesn't feel like Arkane at all" are full or shit or never have played an Arkane game. It's no Dishonored, but the gunplay, enemy AI, mobility, loot and environment design are straight out of an Arkane game. Moving around the map feels like a shittier Deathloop (which was already mediocre) but with better gunplay. +--- 636268153 +>>636266154 +I thought that Forspoken or whatever game with the New Yorker bitch was gonna be the nail in the coffin but this might actually surpass it, especially if we have 2008 2.0 in the next year. +thought it already came out, that student loans joke will probably be the most well-known part of the game. +--- 636268210 +>>636248505 (OP) +Why did Bethesda do it? Is Bethesda always publishers of such poor quality? +--- 636268259 +>>636267889 +Is this seriously cutting edge AAA graphics in 2023. +--- 636268282 +is this finally it, we arent going to have an industry collapse but will this be enough for shitty fucking devs to stop putting out dogshit (i know it wont). every single major release this year has been a massive fucking flop +--- 636268318 +>>636268259 +in an industry that's slow to touch actual new technology, yes. +--- 636268342 +>>636268210 +Arkane is garbage. Bethesda has nothing to do with that. +--- 636268364 +>>636248505 (OP) +>Microsoft will release only 2 big titles for the xbox +>The first one was a massive flop +>The other is Starfield +Todd, you better deliver. +--- 636268439 +>>636268364 +He can just release it as a reskined Fallout 4 and fanboys gonna eat it up. +--- 636268585 +>>636268318 +But it looks worse than games released 5-10 years ago. Look at that ugly playdough hair, the plastic skin. That fucking UV map pubic beard. +Everything about it is disgusting and low/no-effort. +--- 636268623 +>>636252223 +why is this the first time I ever see this +--- 636268645 +>>636249561 +Black panther was the first mainstream black superhero though +This is your brain on mcu hate bandwagon +--- 636268670 +>>636268364 +he won't. +Starfield will be one of the biggest shit-shows in recent history on par with No Man's Sky, Fallout 76, or Mass Effect: Andromeda. +--- 636268684 +>>636254924 +wow the sea with that low of a polycount looks like rocks +--- 636268693 +>>636258887 +I'm jerking my small white cock off to this image +--- 636268820 +>>636268645 +No, that was definitely Blade. Blade II made bank and was a critical darling thanks to Del Toro directing. +--- 636268918 +>>636268820 +Black panther made his debut in 1966 +Blade didn't make his until 1973 +--- 636269076 +>>636268364 +Todd lies more than amerimutt politicians +Enjoy another 4 years of the most anti union president in the history of your country +--- 636269189 +>>636268918 +Stop clutching at straws, zoom-zoom. Blade was the first black superhero to reach penetration of pop culture thanks to the Wesley Snipes films. Nobody gave a shit about either the Blade or Black Panther comics (although I’d argue Blade was more popular as he popped up in things like the 90’s Spider-Man cartoon for several episodes). +--- 636269239 +>>636265117 +Damn, so I'm not the only one who noticed this happening with games. It's like all these devs have the same woke design document laying out how to make these cookie cutter woke diverse piles of shit. +--- 636269908 +>>636248505 (OP) +Those are some ugly characters +--- 636270092 +>>636265117 +Hint: trannies love purple +--- 636270243 +>>636265117 +tranny purple +--- 636270506 +>>636258539 +>the media is trying to obscure a trilogy made of two decent movies and a really bad one +Society will collapse if they remember Wesley Snipes dressed in leather. +--- 636270752 +I figured out that if you set the CPU priority to "high" in the task manager a lot of assets in this game stop popping in and stop appearing blurry. Not that it matters. Playing on gamepass. +--- 636270881 +>>636249561 +companies don't actually care about black customers, the goal is catering to ESG investors +--- 636271140 +>>636270506 +You know how it goes. +Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. +--- 636271353 +>>636248505 (OP) + +>redfall +>causes the downfall of commies in games industry +--- 636271421 +>>636268210 +Have you been living under a rock? +Bethesda have been infamous for making buggy pieces of shit for nearly two decades +--- 636272617 +>>636268693 +>t. schlomo's new psy-op +--- 636272673 +>>636265117 +I hate this shit so much +--- 636272923 +>>636265117 +A decade ago people complained about gray/pissfilter style. + +Are you guys happy now? +--- 636272987 +>>636272923 +>it's purple now so it's okay +what +--- 636273093 +>>636272923 +Come back, Cortez! And bring Ben Newman with you. He needs to design some new sluts! +--- 636274141 +>>636267315 diff --git a/v/636248947.txt b/v/636248947.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c6c44e949e941259ef89a55ae9f83098bd3b679b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636248947.txt @@ -0,0 +1,661 @@ +----- +--- 636248947 +I don't get it. +--- 636249152 +>>636248947 (OP) +They have to keep the world going until some due obsessed with cat pussy saves everyone +--- 636249158 +you have to be a tasteless consoomer to be into xenoblade +--- 636249394 +>>636249158 +Why? +--- 636249489 +What did she mean by this? Like for real. I have no clue. +--- 636249837 +Mega brainlet here, can someone explain this to me please + +Why did Alvis turn into the bad guy? +Was Alvis the reason why Origin didn't work at first when 1 and 2's world's collided? +How long were Shulk and Rex in Aionios? +What happened to Pyra and Mythra? +Z was with Shulk and Rex when they fought Alvis, but how did they met/know each other? Like did Z just show up when Origin was made and Shulk/Rex immediately know who he was? Or did they made Z themselves for some reason? +So Pyra's core is in Matthews gauntlet and Malos' is in N's sword? What happens to them if so? +--- 636250279 +>>636249837 +>Alvis = Ontos +>Ontos needs Logos and Pneuma to properly operate +>Probably used Zanza and Meyneth as stand-ins during 1 +>Without them it's a basic ass machine that only does what its logic tells it to +>Its logic says the world setup by moebius is bad, but city people good, so only they are worth saving +--- 636250938 +>>636250279 +>Its logic says the world setup by moebius is bad +So why didn't he stop moebius then? Didn't he have the power? +--- 636250982 +>>636249837 +I will try to help you +>Why did Alvis turn into the bad guy? +Ontos is the red core crystal, Alvis body is Alpha the male and rational part, A is the female and emotional part. Without Logos and Pneuma Alvis will act like a retarded AI +>Was Alvis the reason why Origin didn't work at first when 1 and 2's world's collided? +No, Mobius was that didn't change. +>How long were Shulk and Rex in Aionios? +I don't know but probably a long ass time +>What happened to Pyra and Mythra? +They and most people are stored inside origin as souls +>Z was with Shulk and Rex when they fought Alvis, but how did they met/know each other? Like did Z just show up when Origin was made and Shulk/Rex immediately know who he was? Or did they made Z themselves for some reason? +We don't know, Shulk and Rex are just fighiting Alpha with Z because it's a enemy for both of them +>So Pyra's core is in Matthews gauntlet and Malos' is in N's sword? What happens to them if so? +That's not exactly Pyra or Malos. That's Logos and Pneuma cores. Pyra and Mythra are not Pneuma anymore, the crystals are just like magic cpus. +--- 636251024 +>>636250982 +>Alpha the male and rational part, A is the female and emotional part. +b-based +--- 636251057 +>>636249489 +They made some sort of deal with Z prior to the events of FR. Presumably, not interfering with moebius' soldiers was a part of that deal. +--- 636251118 +>>636250279 +>>636250982 +God, even the story in these games is retarded and illogical nonsense. +--- 636251183 +@636251118 +Awful bait, not even worth a (you) +--- 636251374 +>>636236824 → +>A and Alpha are avatars and are male(Alpha) and female(A) +And yet neither in niether the JP or ENG script is A ever is stated to be female or referred to in female pronouns. They're genderless as far as the story is concerned. +--- 636251505 +>>636251183 +If you can read all that shit and not honestly think it sounds stupid as fuck you are are as mindless and random as the plot. +--- 636251620 +>>636251505 +>A 300 hour long story spanning six different games sounds stupid when concatenated into a brief forum post +Wow +--- 636251647 +>>636249837 +>Z was with Shulk and Rex when they fought Alvis, but how did they met/know each other? Like did Z just show up when Origin was made and Shulk/Rex immediately know who he was? Or did they made Z themselves for some reason? +Rex and Shulk founded the liberators to fight Moebius and fix origin but Alpha happened, so they made a truce. +--- 636251904 +So when do we get to see Shulk and Rex double-teaming A? +--- 636252407 +>>636251374 +*Hermaphrodussy +--- 636252510 +>Fei +>Abel +>Kim +>Lacan +>Grahf +>Id +>Xenosaga Abel +>Lora +>Noah +>N +>Matthew +Any Feis I'm missing? +--- 636252686 +>>636252407 +>still no futa porn yet +--- 636252979 +>>636251374 +Looks like a female, talks like a female, acts like a female, it's a female. Unless you're implying she should have a futa dick which I'm okay with. +--- 636253040 +>>636252979 +So traps are women now? +--- 636253172 +>People can't grasp the concept of a computer programme splitting into two different beings, one male and one female +Truly brainlet hours +--- 636253273 +>>636253172 +>trannies self inserting their shitty fantasy into another franchise +ftfy +--- 636253605 +>>636253040 +Yes. If they can pull off the appearance of being a woman then they can be treated as one. +--- 636253762 +>>636252979 +Looks like a female, talks like a female, acts like a female, it's a female +lol +--- 636253879 +>>636253605 +Nigga you gay. +And that's okay. +--- 636254016 +>>636251374 +>And yet neither in niether the JP or ENG script is A ever is stated to be female +Rex literally said that Alpha is male and A is female +>referred to in female pronouns +A is with you the entire game. You only really need to use "you" and "A". Alpha is literally being called "him" in the game. If you want to be a retard you can call both of them hermaphrodite but even this is only is right for Ontos the crystal. +>They're genderless as far as the story is concerned. +Ontos is literally both male and female and spawns male or female avatars. All this is just concept of anima/animus. +--- 636254063 +>>636253762 +He says he's a boy so that doesn't count. +--- 636254219 +>>636253172 +>People can't grasp the concept of a computer programme splitting into two different beings, one whose gender was referenced many times (Alpha) and one whose gender was purposely never mentioned (A) since they don't have one +Ftfy +--- 636254386 +The whole argument surrounding A’s gender is kinda dumb. Both camps draw fairly reasonable conclusions based on what’s presented in game. + +I don’t think there’s much reason to get upset over how other people interpret video games (in both directions). + +All I know is that I want A’s ass on my face. +--- 636254465 +>>636254386 +>All I know is that I want A’s ass on my face. +Fucking same. I think we can all agree on this. +--- 636254580 +>>636254386 +Is there any connection between A's Monado and Sword of the End? +--- 636254923 +>>636254580 +no +sword of the end is Logos (malos), A's monado is just the monado +--- 636255042 +>>636254016 +>Rex literally said that Alpha is male and A is female +No he didn't +--- 636255582 +>>636251505 +>clearly hasn't played the games +>seems to have no care to play the games +>joins threads about discussing said games anyway +>gets angry and defensive +It's a wild ride +--- 636255710 +>>636255042 +source? +--- 636255816 +>>636254580 +As far as I'm concerned, Noah's SoE/SoO is a humanity made Monado. +--- 636255876 +>>636255710 +Play the game. +--- 636255905 +>>636255876 +checkmate +--- 636255958 +>>636251057 +Basically, yeah. +I got the sense that Z doesn't really care about the City that much. He doesn't seem to care about killing everyone until Alpha gets involved, and he even lets them jsut fuck around for 15 years after some fight with them where Matthew/Na'el's parents died against some Moebius. +It definitely feels like he just sort of went 'Well I guess it's okay if they do their own thing, so long as I get to use Agnus and Keves to play Total War' +Like they don't really seem to make that concerted of an effort to deal with either the first or second cities +--- 636257569 +>>636255905 +I accept your concession. +--- 636257769 +So when N released ouroboros powers to help Matthew he was glowing green. Was the game implying Matthew only had half of Pneuma in his knuckles and N had the other half on top of Logos? +This is a minor detail, but did ouroboros stone not have a limit before being completed? +--- 636257938 +>>636248947 (OP) +you can apparently sub people as trinity processors for some reason + +like the xohar control system with Cecily an Cathe in XS2 +--- 636257942 +>>636255958 +It's literally not his problem unless the City starts actually hunting down Moebius (and even then he doesn't seem to give a shit about Matthew and co. killing a few since he can always replace them) + +Alpha's a much bigger actual threat so obviously he's going to care more about getting rid of Alpha first. The city isn't really a threat to the endless now and there's even people within the city who don't even want to bother trying to fight against Moebius. At the end of the day Z just wants to sit in his kinoplex and be amused and Ontos was trying to end his kino early. +--- 636258051 +>>636257942 +I fail to see how Z was a threat or even where he got his powers before getting rid of Alpha. I thought all his powers came from Origin, but that cant be since Alpha was the one in control of origin from the start +--- 636258203 +>>636248947 (OP) +Question for those who beat the DLC. I'm trying to 100% it before going for the final boss. I'm already on Chapter 5. Is that possible or no because I know some of the Superbosses are high level but I don't want to be overleveled for the final boss. Can I de-level my characters or do I only gain access to that after being the DLC? +--- 636258301 +>>636258203 +You can de-level after beating the dlc +--- 636258440 +>>636258301 +Welp, guess that mean I will deal with the Superbosses later. +--- 636258474 +>>636258051 +Z must've had some form of control since he was busy buck-breaking N into becoming Moebius over 100s of lifetimes. +--- 636258607 +>>636248947 (OP) +>Next game is spiritual successor to both Xenosaga and Xenoblade X +I am so happy, bros. +Wonder only if this will be switch or switch 2 game. +--- 636258656 +>>636249837 +>Why did Alvis turn into the bad guy? +Within the Trinity Processor, Ontos is the arbiter which relies on Logos' and Pneuma's inputs to take decisions. Without Logos and Pneuma active, he went wonky and decided to wipe out old humanity saving only the new ones (those born in Aionios) for a fresh start +>Was Alvis the reason why Origin didn't work at first when 1 and 2's world's collided? +No, that was Z stopping it +>How long were Shulk and Rex in Aionios? +Probably since the beginning. There is a theory that they were summoned from Origin on a second moment. We don't know for sure. +>What happened to Pyra and Mythra? +There is a core like theirs in Matthew's gauntlet, which could be either one of their, or maybe their cores fused back to recreate the Pneuma's one, or maybe again a new Pneuma core was created somehow. There are many theories and none knows the truth for sure, don't trust anyone who says they know. They will be there once Origin does its work and recreate everything anyway. +>Z was with Shulk and Rex when they fought Alvis, but how did they met/know each other? Like did Z just show up when Origin was made and Shulk/Rex immediately know who he was? Or did they made Z themselves for some reason? +Z showed up right away when Origin activated during the merge. If Shulk and Rex are active since then, he would knew them because they are opposing him, and they would know him once they realized why Origin didn't work. Z was created by the people's fear for the future. +>So Pyra's core is in Matthews gauntlet and Malos' is in N's sword? What happens to them if so? +The core in Matthew's glove might be Pyra's (or Mythra's), or maybe a Pneuma core recreated by those fusing back, or again a somewhat new Pneuma core. In N's sword there might be the other half of the Pneuma core, or Logos. We don't know for sure, no matter some people here claiming otherwise. I think the cores are Pneuma and Logos, personally. +--- 636258673 +>>636258474 +He pulled all the people stored in origin and bound them to flame clocks, but i still dont understand how if alpha is the one in control +--- 636258812 +>>636253172 +Why would computer even take human form, this shit is retarded, fucking japs. +--- 636258869 +>>636258812 +Because it wants human cock, duh +--- 636258937 +>>636254219 +Sigh... let me make it VERY clear for you. + +>We know Ontos = Alpha + A +>We know Ontos = Male + Female +>We know Alpha = Male +>Male + Female = Alpha + A +>Male + Female = Male + A +>Female = A + +And some people go "uuh... genderless!". Are you guys really that retarded? +--- 636259026 +>>636257769 + +>The city has an Ouroboros Stone which as we know can awaken Ouroboros powers in people, but it is incomplete +>Nia is the one created said Stone and gave it to the City, and it eventually reached Ghondor who was studying it +>Matthew's gauntlet which he received from Ghondor somehow can do the same thing as the stone, but even in this case nobody ever managed to use the full power of the Ouroboros, which remains incomplete +>Matthew's gauntlet actually contains a pneuma core, like the ones Mythra and Pyra have, so that power comes from that core +>The Ouroboros Stone was clearly created to imitate the core's power, so Nia probably passed down both the stone and the core to the City, which explains why Matthew has it +>N release a wave of green energy +>Matthew finally manages to complete the Ouroboros power, like the core got "completed" itself +>Remember that at the end of XC2 the (complete) pneuma core was split into two parts, one for Pyra and one for Mythra + + +It's rather obvious, really +--- 636259146 +>>636258673 +>but i still dont understand how if alpha is the one in control +Alpha somehow spawned later after Z controlled origin. How, when and why? I don't know. So it's like this, Origin activated, moebius made the kinoplex and years later Alpha spawned. +--- 636259305 +>>636259146 +Alpha was probably waiting for "new" life to be formed since his whole plan with Na'el was taking all of the city people they could with her. +--- 636259520 +>>636258656 +>Ontos is the arbiter which relies on Logos' and Pneuma's inputs to take decisions +He didn't need this in XC1 to do things +--- 636259597 +>>636259146 +>Alpha somehow spawned later after Z controlled origin. How, when and why? I don't know. So it's like this, Origin activated, moebius made the kinoplex and years later Alpha spawned. +I think it's easy. +Alpha's decision was probably born after a while, when the people of the old world were stuck into an endless cycle of death and rebirth without progression, and on the side there were other people born in Aionios free from that cycle. +This was not a decision he could make right away, simply because the people of the City didn't even exist yet. +Also, if Z hadn't stopped Origin, Ontos would have probably completed the job flawlessly. It's not like he has prejudice against the old humans, but they are in the cycle, and thus not progressing, so it's better to discard them since an alternative to them exists. +--- 636259712 +>>636259520 +>He didn't need this in XC1 to do things +Witness the power of the retcon, what can i say? +If i have to try and make up an explanation, let's say that he recreated a trinity with Zanza and Meyneth. Or maybe he could somewhat comunicate with the other universe, so the connection wasn't lost yet. After all, he certainly seems like he can communicate with the Conduit even while in XC1's universe. +--- 636259869 +Where do they get so many beans? +--- 636259893 +>>636248947 (OP) +Why do so many people have trouble following 3's story? Is it not well written, are things badly explained? I don't recall seeing this much confusion in threads on 1 and 2. +--- 636260009 +>>636258937 +>We know Ontos = Male + Female +It was said that Ontos was between the two. +--- 636260012 +>>636259893 +It requires actually thinking like Gear's and Saga's plots so a lot of people get filtered +--- 636260104 +>>636259712 +XC1 was so weird that Alvis was in TWO trinities in that game. Zanza, Mayneth and Alvis and Dickson, Lorithia and Alvis. +--- 636260148 +>>636260012 +But Gears was pretty straightforward too +--- 636260156 +>>636260009 +>It was said that Ontos was between the two. +Yes, so if he gets splitted in two parts and one is male, the other must logically be female. I don't see why people think that one male and one genderless would make more sense. +At most they would need to be both genderless. +--- 636260518 +>>636260156 +>Yes +Glad you agree with me. Not both, between. +--- 636260560 +YOU'RE STANDING, AT A LOSS, +--- 636260741 +>>636260560 +Wow, the singer is 63 now. She was in her 30s when she sang the ending theme of Xenogears. +--- 636260863 +>>636260518 +>Not both, between. +What it matters is that if Ontos is split into two parts, either they are male and female, or they are both genderless. +Any other combinations simply doesn't make sense. +--- 636260997 +>>636259869 +Shulk still had lots of Black Liver Beans he farmed during the first game. +--- 636261316 +>>636260518 +Between is both in a gender binary which is what this is if it was neither then they would say neither. +--- 636262806 +>>636260741 +She's sung for Gear's recent anniversary concert as well, she seems to have a good relationship with Mitsuda. +--- 636263453 +>>636259026 +Its not obvious, why would n have both logos and half of pneuma with him? +--- 636264034 +>>636263453 +>why would n have both logos and half of pneuma with him +And who said he has Logos? +Though even if he did, why not? If he has Logos, anything can happen anyway. +--- 636265319 +Where did Noah's sword come from? Just who is he?!?!? +--- 636265965 +>>636258051 +>since Alpha was the one in control of origin from the start +He was? +--- 636266067 +>>636265319 +>Where did Noah's sword come from? +Riku passed it down to him along with the gauntlet +>Just who is he?!?!? +Common variety nopon that was raised by Melia +--- 636266098 +>>636265965 +The origin is based on his core, so yes? +--- 636266404 +>>636265319 +Riku's father made it from melias power. Pretty sure riku combined Matthews gauntlet and the sword at some point though +--- 636266592 +>>636266067 +That was something I missed. I guess that answers my question +--- 636266706 +>>636266404 +Considering how Noah's blade used to look like, probably did it sometime after the child flashbacks. +--- 636266917 +>>636266404 +>Pretty sure riku combined Matthews gauntlet +Impossible, that would mean Noah had a sheath made of Ouroboros stone in the first place. Also, Matthew's cestus are way too small. +--- 636267156 +>>636266917 +The sheath are the gauntlets, which also have the same power as ouroboros if they still have the core. Pretty sure N's sheath is where the core is housed too +--- 636267429 +>>636267156 +Sorry, but that's total headcanon. As far as I know, the sheath is as OP as L7 because Riku, who helped develop the sword in the first place, is the one who redesigned it. +--- 636267647 +>>636267429 +The sheath transforms into a gauntlet and no where in the base game are Matthews gauntlets, dunno what else to tell you anon. The game is very vague on a lot of details +--- 636267873 +>>636266917 +Noah's original blade is a normal one with only a light blue edge. +The blade we see in XC3 looks quite different, with colors more similar to the gauntlet's, and the central part has a green glowing similar to that of the Ouroboros Stone, which Guernica clearly notices when he sees it. Go back to watch that scene. +And no, it's not "made of Ouroboros Stone", wtf? Matthew's gauntlets are not "made of Ouroboros Stone", they have a Pneuma core inside. +And that core is most definitely inside Noah's sword (L7's sheath), which btw turns into a fucking gauntlet and has a green glow when he draws L7. +--- 636267961 +>>636267647 +>The game is very vague on a lot of details +Yes... but this is not one of those, lol. +I am always saying that we can't be sure about lots of things in XC3 and FR, but the fact that Noah's veiled sword was modified by Riku with Matthew's gauntlet and it has the same core inside is painfully obvious. +--- 636268905 +>>636250938 +Alpha deemed everyone else not worth saving since they're enslaved by origin. Also to alpha saving enough people to preserve humanity is good enough since saving 100 or 100000 doesn't really matter as even more people are just redundant. +--- 636269051 +>>636267873 +So, you're just gonna ignore that Matthew was out to liberate more people, which mean he need the gauntlets? +Or how the lost colony was probably liberated by him, since he mentionned being able to liberate people without the need of smashing the clocks? +Or how the gauntlets are litteraly too small and doesn't match the sheath color scheme to be it? +All of that so you can shove Pneuma in everything? +--- 636269140 +>>636251374 +If that were the case A wouldn't be called female in the game's code. People like you used that as an argument for Juniper so it should work the same here. I also don't get why you'd put any weight on the English script over any other language. +--- 636269292 +Anons, how do I become as cool as Rex and Shulk and Matthew? I want to be like them +--- 636269559 +>>636259893 +It's not particularly difficult to follow, but yeah it's not well written. +The DLC in particular has a lot of asspulls like +-Rex, Shulk, Linka, Panacea being here and seemingly immortal or slow aging because... +-Pneuma's core out of nowhere when Pneuma supposedly doesn't exist anymore after xb2 +-Same for the reference to Logos, seemingly in N's sword, which can in turn act as an Ouroboros stone with the help of Matthew +-Rex and Shulk replacing the trinity because apparently it's possible. +etc... + +It's a good spectacle and fine to watch but if you like your stories to be conclusive, it's a mess in comparison with XB1 & 2 +--- 636269889 +>>636259893 +Less straightfoward on a lot of points, and more on others. Inavitably, this style of story telling won't appeal to everyone. +--- 636269962 +>>636269051 +Did you miss the part where untold number of years passed between fc and base game? Matthew isnt out there liberating colonies while noah and co are fucking around. The statue in city clearly says that matthew never came back to the rebuilt city, so its entirely possible he just handed down his gauntlets to riku +--- 636270180 +>>636269292 +*eat your beans +*survive the mood swings of three pregnant wives +*BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE, AGAINST THE ODDS, YOU CHOOSE TO FIGHT +--- 636270367 +>>636269962 +And did you miss the part that he was able to build his clan outside the City, as well as pass down his martial arts, or how he litteraly told Na'el he was going out to bring more people? +--- 636270650 +>>636269559 +Regarding the cores, I'm thinking that the information from the ones still present can be used to recreate any that were destroyed, similar to how Malos used the other Aegis to heal his damaged core. Malos himself would not be recreated from this. +--- 636270721 +>>636258607 +Switch 2 will be backwards compatible unfortunately +--- 636270769 +Future Redeemed is far better than Future Connected or Torna. +--- 636270879 +>>636270180 +I've eaten too many beans in my life, but i've managed to get the medicine I need to help regulate my own mood swings, so there's that. I feel an admiration towards Shulk the most. Something about him just feels so strong, in both a physical and mental way. +--- 636271392 +I hear this dlc retconned someone to be a tranny? Is that true? +--- 636271531 +>>636271392 +Yes, shulk is now a girl, look at the post above you. He decided he wanted to have a monadussy instead of a dick +--- 636271575 +>>636271392 +No not really. There's an argument within the English speaking fanbase on how to refer to a new character, but that's a different thing. +--- 636271758 +>>636271392 +Just Juniper troons not understandibg the concept of animus and anima. +--- 636271941 +>>636251374 +Post a single screenshot of anyone referring to A as "they" in the whole game. Referring to A as "they" is nothing but pure headcanon. +--- 636272141 +>>636271392 +Just XC2 fags trying to stir up trouble again. +--- 636272196 +>>636270879 +I vastly prefer what they did with Shulk. Shulk actually feels like a middle aged version of him. What they did with Rex is straight up replace him with a gigachad caricature with detached badass attitude. +--- 636272269 +>>636272196 +>What they did with Rex is straight up replace him with a gigachad caricature with detached badass attitude +>detached badass attitude +https://youtube.com/watch?v=vgt6Y-tPGWw [Embed] +--- 636272303 +>>636272196 +>gigachad caricature with detached badass attitude. +I would be too if my wives souls were put into swords +--- 636272309 +>>636272196 +How so? Do you mean design-wise or character as well? They're both very much still them, Shulk is less of faggot now though +--- 636272391 +>>636272269 +Now post how he actually acts in cutscenes. Even the overly grandiose way the game introduces him just screams "PLEASE LIKE HIM NOW", so insecure compared to Shulk's more natural and subdued introduction. +--- 636272437 +>>636272196 +To be fair, shota Rex was kind of badass. The only problem was that he was also an annoying kid. I feel like his change is more intense than Shulk's mostly because of the voice actor being different. +--- 636272480 +>>636272196 +Rex acts like vandham, his hero. Seems pretty consistent +--- 636272557 +there is this homolust between rex and shulk i can't describe +--- 636272619 +>>636272557 +No, it's just your terminal fujo brain +--- 636272741 +>>636272391 +Sure https://youtube.com/watch?v=qbCznmY8fws [Embed] +--- 636272783 +>>636272685 +I always forget that Nia's blade outfit is pure sex. +--- 636272864 +>>636272783 +All of the female party members are pure sex. +--- 636272879 +Both Nia and Mio got mogged hard by their descendant though +--- 636273001 +>>636272557 +No there isn’t +--- 636273017 +>>636269292 +You can't, you'll never be as chill as Matthew, as wise as Shulk or as chad as Rex. You'll be a faggot your entire life. +--- 636273032 +>>636272879 +She is stoopid, too +--- 636273178 +>>636272879 +>jiggling sweater puppies +>shorts +>thigh highs with skindentation +>stylish baggy coat +>sex hair +Honestly what a god tier design, why couldn't base game be more like this. +--- 636273206 +>>636272879 +Why is her forehead so freakishly big? Imagine her without that hear, pure nightmare fuel +--- 636273293 +>make an ugly shots fag as your protagonist +>Everyone shit on him and all the fanarts are ntr shit +>age him up and make half the cast his children implying he fucked every girl +"Future redeemed" indeed fucking kek can't make this shit up +--- 636273378 +>>636266067 +>>636266592 +Hes also Riki’s kid. If you go into the workshop, there is a ??? you can interact with. This is how you get Ricky’s community up +--- 636273454 +636273293 +seething ntr cuck +--- 636273462 +>>636272437 +Rex's VA is the same one from 2 in Japanese. +--- 636273473 +>>636273378 +He could be Kino’s son +--- 636273528 +>>636273293 +Yes, as we all know, people don't change or grow as they grow up. +--- 636273614 +>>636273293 +>>636272196 +samefag +--- 636273645 +>>636273614 +meds +--- 636273665 +>>636273178 +Thank you Klaus for making a catgirl race that reaches it peak by breeding with hom men. I kneel +--- 636273698 +>>636273645 +meant for >>636273293 +--- 636273736 +Are the NTRfags seething because Rex in Future Redeemed killed all their NTR fantasies, especially when they were going on for months about how those kids weren't actually his because they didn't say it out loud? +--- 636273785 +>"They aren't trying to force people to like Rex, honest" +>Made him by far the most broken party member to the point it ruins other characters and the battle system in general, especially tanks, and forces you to build your entire party around him if you actually want to deal any damage +lol, the haremfaggotry was only a preview of the dicksucking that was about to come +--- 636273838 +Seethe more N*Retard lmao +--- 636273849 +>>636252686 +draw your own, homo. +--- 636273851 +>>636270367 +And so what? his descendant came back at some point, didn't they? +The gauntlet could have been taken by Riku at any moment during the 1000 years before he goes and modifies Noah's sword. +Are you gonna ignore that Noah's sword has that green glowing light that Guernica clearly associates to the Ouroboros Stone and that it becomes a gauntlet (still with that green light) able to stop an attack from a ferronis by creating a barrier which visually looks that of a blade? +Ok, buddy. Suit yourself. +--- 636273856 +the well's run dry for DLC discussion now we're back to coomer shit +--- 636273858 +>>636273785 +>lol, the haremfaggotry was only a preview of the dicksucking that was about to come +Hah, this faggot doesn't know what a polygamous relationship is. +--- 636273902 +>>636273665 +In a few centuries the race will stop existing because of it +--- 636273908 +>>636273858 +Don't bother, he self inserts as a female. +Don't engage with mentally ills freaks +--- 636273951 +>>636269559 +Like you mentionned, there definitely are some asspulls, but I think the DLC's story was conclusive. We definitely get more of XB3's story thanks to this DLC. Most of the mystery I remember were answered directly. + +Sure the DLC brought some asspull, but with 15-20h of game, they just can't explain the exact reason as to why Rex/shulk are not aging properly (which is a topic they still talked, so it's not a complete asspulls) and it would not really be interesting, comparing to other major story points. + +However, I strongly disagree with your last sentence. It may be a mess, but you just can't compare it to XB1 & 2 since both games were mostly designed to stand on there own feet (even if 2 did have connection to 1), just like XB3's story did not require 1/2 to understand it (even if you did not know some characters). FR did deliver on the universe's lore, not just XB3. +--- 636273956 +>Game makes their character less of a faggot +>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE CAN'T CHANGE! HE HAS TO STAY THE SAME AS ALWAYS! YOU CAN'T LIKE HIM NOW BECAUSE THATS JUST COPE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 636274026 +In Rex's big family, there is 7 members. +--- 636274108 +Xenoblade 4 needs to have a fresh cast of characters and no ties to 1-3 other than references and themes, no more call backs to past characters. +--- 636274121 +>>636273858 +Mythra, why are you blushing? +--- 636274124 +>>636273956 +Shulk was made less of a faggot +What they did with Rex is laughable +--- 636274170 +>>636251374 +Ontos is a machine so gender really plays no role in shaping its personality. Alpha being male and A being female are just physical forms for Ontos' avatars but otherwise biological sex doesn't play any significant role in their gender identity which I'm assuming is neither since again, ontos is ultimately identified as a machine several times +--- 636274190 +>>636274108 +>not wanting him to comeback +are you a faggot? +--- 636274197 +>>636273951 +I honestly think the dlc gave us more questions than answers. Feels like its only there for fanservice and setting up a possible sequel where saga and blade converge +--- 636274206 +>>636251374 +I WILL impregnate that computer +--- 636274260 +>>636272879 +>>636273178 +If only they didn't add the cat ears. Na'el would be perfect for me +--- 636274321 +>>636274190 +>heavily based +Based Jesus +--- 636274401 +>>636274260 +--- 636274480 +>>636274197 +>fanservice +Oh yeah, definitely. To be honest, the DLC what was I expected for base game (even the party members), so I'm very happy. + +About the questions, maybe you feel this way, I have more of a feeling of closure to Xenoblade's story (1 2 3) with this DLC than everything else. + +I'm like >>636274108 and I also think next game should be fresh (with the exception of A, of fucking course she has to come back). I'm watching summary videos of Xenosaga and I'm blown away by the world building. +--- 636274563 +If alvis for some reason was placed in alrest during xenoblade 2 would there be a chance he'd still revert to being alpha because the pneuma and logos core crystals were, to his eyes, corrupted by amalthus and addam when being summoned aegis malos and mythra/pyra? I'm assuming his logic would be the aegis area separate identity from thr trinity processor cores and thus whatever their opinions are on a matter aren't reflective of what the core processes would have. +--- 636274635 +>>636274206 +So if A is pregnant would she tell you the download status of fetilized eggcell to baby? +--- 636274645 +>>636271941 +A never gets referred to with ANY pronouns at all, but her body is so obviously female and is the counterpart to the male Alpha. +--- 636274874 +>>636271941 +>>636274645 +People are getting way too obsessed with gender for A. It's indisputable that A is biological female but since she's a part of ontos she likely has no gender identity, not thinking of herself as male or female mentally. Probably male pronouns since alvis was her first form and was identified as male but I also don't think A would have any issue being referred to as female since logically A is a woman now so she's female. +--- 636274929 +Takahashi please! Let Shulk fuck Melia. +She is irrelevant without this. +--- 636275148 +>>636274929 +The Shulk train has long gone. She's gotta start grooming Nikol, instead, if she still wants Shulk's DNA in her. +--- 636275158 +>>636274124 +>What they did with Rex is laughable +What, making him more wise & mature? +--- 636275223 +>>636274874 +Spanish and Italian both use female adjectives for her diff --git a/v/636249602.txt b/v/636249602.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..875d9f96686dd6651462397477398de449297e5e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636249602.txt @@ -0,0 +1,936 @@ +----- +--- 636249602 +Who won? +--- 636249693 +Valve, because you're going to be buying most of that shit on Steam regardless of which device you purchase. +--- 636249698 +Nice that handheld gamers have options besides bing bing wahoo machine +--- 636249701 +Valve +--- 636249705 +>>636249602 (OP) +>its the size of a steamdeck +>its $200 more + +Why? +--- 636249728 +neither are great, but asus because competition +--- 636249763 +>>636249602 (OP) +I have a 512 deck, and don't own a ROG ALLY or ever plan to. You figure that. +--- 636249808 +>>636249602 (OP) +PC gamers. Whether you want to skimp out/want trackpads or want to splurge/don’t care about them is up to the oomer. +--- 636249832 +>>636249602 (OP) +What do you mean who won? Ally isn’t even out yet you fucking moron +--- 636249864 +Nintendo +--- 636249882 +>>636249602 (OP) +The GPD Win4 +--- 636249903 +>>636249705 +don't know it doesn't have gyro, or trackpads either you'd think it'd be less when taking into account it's a 1st gen launch for them, but i guess they have to compensate for nostorelmfao +--- 636249939 +>>636249882 +This, the GBMicro and the PSPGO were so kino for their time. +--- 636249990 +>>636249693 +>Valve, because you're going to be buying most of that shit on Steam regardless of which device you purchase. +FPBP +You can tell that the console retards making these bait threads fundamentally can't wrap their heads around this fact, just like they can't comprehend that both devices are the same platform. +--- 636250004 +>>636249602 (OP) +You'll be playing Steam games on both of those so guess who wins +--- 636250041 +>>636249602 (OP) +Nintendo +--- 636250123 +>>636250004 +Me +--- 636250127 +>in 5 years all this expensive chinkware is gonna cost 1/3rd the price +I cant fucking wait bois, we're at the cusp of greatness. +--- 636250169 +>>636249693 +Yeah pretty much. + +Most of these players are going to use Steam Big Picture to make the experience tolerable lmao. +--- 636250258 +>>636249602 (OP) +Valve because people are going to buy from steam anyway. +AND they got people to make different models and destroyed the chink UMPC prices. +--- 636250321 +>>636250127 +I want a $100-200 one just to run shitty MMOs and simple games on the go. +--- 636250331 +Why don't any of these handhelds have a nipple? +--- 636250404 +Why did they up the resolution of the screen? That will cause problems for performance. +--- 636250457 +>>636250331 +Wait for the lenovo version. +--- 636250487 +>pcsx2 on the go +>xemu/Xenia on the go +>dolphin on the go +I’m so fucking happy, I don’t even need yuzu or a wiiu emulator but can still run BotW if I wanted. +Only kicker is if I really really wanted to get into smash, but lol. +--- 636250512 +A native resolution screen will look better than upscaling to 1080p. Frame rate will also need to be fixed low anyway to save battery life. +--- 636250516 +>>636249602 (OP) +Neither because it's a niche product +--- 636250556 +>>636249602 (OP) +--- 636250701 +how many fucking times are you going to remake this thread OP +--- 636250827 +Steam deck always win baby! +--- 636250829 +>>636249602 (OP) +>Wasting battery for extra brightness, resolution, and framerate in a portable device with small ass screen +>Doesn't even feature things that are actually useful like gyro and trackpads +LMAO +Only braindead idiots will waste money on this shit +--- 636250873 +>>636249602 (OP) +>Nits +Guess the deck does, who the fuck wants more nits? +--- 636250931 +>>636249882 +this would be infinitely cooler as a phone like the sidekick. if this was a phone it could be a direct competitor to the iphone add a nice cam on the back, and people would eat it up. it's not a good competitor against the deck in my opinion. +--- 636251212 +>>636249602 (OP) +ROG looks more comfortable to hold and is actually 1080p, but it has the stupid xbox style analogs that aren't on the same space on each side. So I'm torn +--- 636251250 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5XSy9YIiE [Embed] + +The Ally can do 60 FPS PS3 emulation. +--- 636251358 +>>636250331 +Americans wouldn't allow it +--- 636251443 +>>636251250 +If it ends up being like that on an Ally build, I will buy it for that alone. I want to upgrade my PC for the sole purpose of ps3 emulation but it would be cheaper to buy a ROG instead +--- 636251464 +>>636250829 +Objectively the Steam Deck is the better handheld experience, but the docked experience of the Ally will be a lot better because it's stronger. I never use the deck docked because it struggles doing 1080p, but the Ally won't once you raise the TDP to max without having to worry about battery. The dual fan setup of the Ally will also be a lot quieter despite the higher power. +--- 636251616 +>>636249602 (OP) +I'm considering getting a deck either once my tax return comes in or when I get my holiday bonus at the end of the year +--- 636251705 +>>636251443 +>but it would be cheaper to buy a ROG instead +I seriously doubt that. You could easily get a an AM4 board and 5800x3d for like 400 bucks and be set for years. +--- 636251724 +CPU/GPU is basically the same power draw with much more power, and we'll likely get something similar in steamdeck 2 which will sell nearly at cost (for the basic bitch model) +--- 636251853 +Depends on what you do with your handheld desu. I know a friend who had a Deci for a few months now and all he plays on the damn thing are indies and gamecube emulation. + +If your catalogue is filled with a lot of stuff that can get banged out at very low TDP play environments then just get a 64gb Deck. But if you're thinking of playing the non-crossgen AAA shit then I'd recommend the Z1 Extreme. Note that if the PC port is absolute dogshit, like they usually are these days, then the better specs won't help that much. +Also the Z1 is awful value. Don't get baited by it when the Extreme is only a hundred bucks more expensice. + +That's my two cents as someone who's been kneedeep in these UMPCs for a while. +--- 636251912 +>>636249602 (OP) +still waiting on battery life of the rog, thats the one that technology never improves, you make these things faster/more powerful and they just trrain the battery even faster +--- 636251995 +>>636249602 (OP) +Battery life is kinda important. +Any estimates for that? +--- 636252041 +I know it's practically heresy to use the "B-word" in these threads, but don't you guys miss your handhelds actually having some battery life? The Steam deck manages a few hours and I've heard the Switch can be pushed up to 5, but that feels insanely restrictive when you grew up with a gameboy that lasted 8 weeks. +--- 636252060 +>>636249602 (OP) +Uhhhh my retroid pocket 3 +--- 636252139 +>>636251464 +>Docked +Just get a laptop or even better a desktop at that point +--- 636252183 +>>636252041 +It is what it is. + +No one wants to be liable for strapping a bomb to people so battery tech has slowed to a crawl completely bottlenecking everythinh else. +--- 636252210 +>>636252041 +True, but at least we don't need to buy batteries anymore. +DS had really nice battery life and 3DS wasn't so bad +--- 636252269 +>>636252139 +The point of the Ally is that it'd be a seamless experience switching from handheld to docked like the switch, and since it's windows you don't have to worry about all that settings autism. +--- 636252305 +>>636252183 +Yeah I've noticed that -very- few innovations are being made in the battery field over the last 10ish years. Fuck, even phones these day """might""" get through the day, but that's not if they've got a big enough battery, that's only if the OS is good enough at killing background shit. + +It's weird how we've kinda collectively agreed that having a Nokia that you'd need to charge every 4 months is just not anything we're going back to. +--- 636252340 +>>636252041 +These are the equivalent of the Game Gear, not the Gameboy. Gameboy was severely outdated hardware wise when it came out, its CPU was 13 years old, a design from 1976 on a console from 1989. It's the equivalent of Nintendo releasing the 3DS today. +--- 636252364 +>>636252210 +Yeah you got a point there. Buying batteries sucked, but fuck now they're not even replaceable in most modern devices. +--- 636252402 +>>636252269 +>and since it's windows you don't have to worry about all that settings autism. +>seamless +>windows +Uhhh... +--- 636252438 +>trans ally +--- 636252580 +>>636252305 +I blame the Samsung Note phone for giving everyone the big "your battery might blow up!-scare a few years back. Ever since then normalfags have just accepted that they need to charge their phones daily. + +Only very niche devices now, even phones, focus on long battery life and even fewer again do it with a big battery and not just (as you said) OS management. +--- 636252605 +>>636252305 +Batteries have progressed a lot, the issue is the os and all these apps are poorly optimized and it's a losing battle at this point. Nokia had great battery life because it literally is a calculator with calling functionality. Once eink has good color and refresh rate it'll be over. But that's far from now. +--- 636252631 +>>636251250 +>doesnt show MGS4 +Not going to knock the machine for handling the games it ran but MGS4 is likely the one game people would want to play. Its the #5 best selling PS3 exclusive so theres really no reason to leave it out unless you dont want to show its running bad. Its runs abysmal on the 'eck so this isnt some "MY MACHINE CAN DO IT BETTER THAN YOURS" contest. At the very least it isn't as bad at that transformers guy showing fighting games for emulation performance. +--- 636252693 +>Phaws says that the Deck is STILL better than the Ally at 5-11W TDP +Fuck. +Valve isn't going to accept a custom chip from AMD that can't do better at those TDPs. +--- 636252778 +>>636249602 (OP) +>120 Hz on a handheld +Are they retarded? +--- 636252806 +>>636252210 +>implying + +Anon after being out entirely after 4th gen & back again after getting a switch,I still like to crack em open & put fresh batteries when it drains too low +--- 636252823 +>>636251250 +My steam deck has ran the only 3 PS3 games (Budokai hd, dragons crown, and Naruto ultimate ninja storm generations) I threw at it in 60 fps +--- 636252901 +>>636249602 (OP) +I'm concerned about the battery they're using. Anything under 47wh wont last much longer than two hours. I really want the Ally to be good. A windows handheld from a big company is exactly what I want. +--- 636253018 +>>636252269 +You know you can buy a dock for the steam deck and have a seamless experience too, right? Except there's literally no reason to dock these unless you're too poor to own a real pc +--- 636253082 +>>636249602 (OP) +Switch OLED for £300 beats both honestly. +--- 636253120 +>>636253082 +lol image +--- 636253387 +>>636249882 +>asymmetrical sticks +maybe they'll get it right with the win5 +--- 636253426 +>>636253018 +>You know you can buy a dock for the steam deck and have a seamless experience too, right? +Nope, you have to manually go in the settings for each game and change the rendering resolution to 1080p because it's capped at 720p regardless of what the system settings say (they're only for menus) +--- 636253532 +>>636253082 +>no games +>weak as fuck +>shitty joycon controllers +>terrible nintendo ecosystem +>paid online +switch is a fine device if you're a child or it's your only option but that's all +--- 636253653 +>>636253082 +Manly Tears had a brother? +--- 636253821 +>>636253082 +Switch is a bit weak compared to rog ally +Just a bit. +--- 636253910 +>asus can't even make a motherboard that doesn't explode your cpu +>people think they can make an entire handheld pc +lol +lmao +--- 636253932 +>>636252305 +are you serious? +right now our phones are like a mini laptop , displaying media , video games and all that +back then they were only for calling +are you serious? how old are you? +--- 636254149 +>>636249772 +>HOW DARE THEY BE HONEST INSTEAD OF THE USUAL STRETCH THE TRUTH (LIE) ABOUT 1MS RESPONSE TIME! +--- 636254162 +>>636250331 +they dont have breasts +because they're not people +--- 636254194 +>>636253932 +He's not talking about what smartphones can do, he's talking about battery life. +--- 636254224 +>>636254149 +It's cool they didn't lie but 5ms is unacceptable. +--- 636254243 +>>636254162 +They should have breasts. +--- 636254443 +>>636254224 +Most LCDs get around that level of performance. OLED is faster but uses more power. TN is also faster but has atrocious image quality. 5ms is fine +--- 636254768 +>>636252305 +>It's weird how we've kinda collectively agreed that having a Nokia that you'd need to charge every 4 months is just not anything we're going back to. +not me I got one +--- 636254903 +>>636252305 +Solid State Batteries soon. +--- 636255081 +>>636252305 +I'm a huge batteryfag and I got myself pic related. They come with a ridiculous 7700mah battery that can last for days, or even a full week, on a single charge. It also comes with one of those fun little RGB notification lights I like. It also has a headphone jack and allows you to expand storage space. + +Beyond that, the phone is utter trash though. Every component inside it is abysmally, there's too little RAM, the CPU is slow as dirt, the GPU is practically useless. The screen is 720p and that really hurts your eyes when it's as big as this. +That being said, it can't be beaten for battery life. +--- 636255283 +What do people even use their fancy shmancy smartphones for? It's mainly porn right? Normalfags using it as a substitute computer? +--- 636255335 +>>636249602 (OP) +nobody +--- 636255423 +>>636249693 +>buying +kek +--- 636255458 +>>636255283 +I don't really use it for much at all. It's more of a niche-device for me. I send messages, take calls, maybe shitpost here when I'm on the toilet or watch an episode or two of some anime if I have time to kill and don't have any other forms of entertainment available. I think I use it most (at least in terms of hours) as a music player. + +My primary devices is my computer, and as long as I have that available to me, my phone is a very distant secondary device. I can't even talk myself into buying a handheld Switch/Deck/Ally/whatever simply because I can't rationalize the usetime when I barely even use my phone. +--- 636255597 +>>636249602 (OP) +Besides the obvious argument of "there's no trackpads so right off the bat it's completely fucking useless as a portable PC gaming machine" +I also don't see the point the 1080p on such a tiny screen. Valve had it right with only being 800p honestly. You won't notice any difference in quality while vidyaing with that increase in resolution when your screen is that tiny. It just hampers performance unnecessarily. +--- 636255634 +>>636249705 +ROG tax. All their products cost at least 10% more than their closest like-for-like competitor. Asus in general have fallen far from grace in the past 5-6 years. +--- 636255718 +Does the Ally have gyro or not? +--- 636255813 +>>636249602 (OP) +ROG +>even more insanely dense screen than the 4k dense deck +>ueseless refresh rate you'll never get to use anyway +>twice as powerful +>no trackpads so you're stuck playing console ports and goyslop + +rog is a console for literal npcs. +--- 636255914 +>>636249602 (OP) +Once the Ally is out, prepare yourself to see the brutal mogging benchmarks. +--- 636256198 +>>636255283 +I actually want to get an android-based handheld so I can play retro games away from my PC and so I can stop playing games on my phone. +--- 636256313 +>>636256198 +They call that a hacked switch +--- 636256348 +So based on the Z1 specs, how powerful do we think the Switch 2 is going to be with Nvidia? +--- 636256367 +>>636249602 (OP) +I won for being able to play Metal Gear Rising Revengeance on the go with no compromises :D +--- 636256985 +>>636252060 +Retroid is the superior choice +--- 636257143 +>>636249602 (OP) +>Windows on a handheld +--- 636257287 +>>636249602 (OP) +ASUS until it overheats and blows up. +--- 636257289 +>>636257143 +Some people just have brain damage +--- 636257293 +>>636257143 +Its the future. We'll have every program we ever need on windows handhelds +--- 636257456 +>>636257293 +A future like Idiocracy +--- 636257487 +>>636255914 +>8 hours battery life +That's either an extremely cherrypicked benchmark where it's playing minesweeper with the system underclocked as low as it will go, screen brightness at lowest and wifi disabled; on standby mode; or just straight up bullshit. There's no way a portable device with anything approaching modern day performance will have 8 hours of battery life under continuous use unless there's been a massive breakthrough in battery technology in the past month. +--- 636257515 +>>636249602 (OP) +>Runs windows +>No touch pads + +??? +--- 636257536 +>>636249602 (OP) +steam deck cuz it has the unique trackpads which make rts's / survival strategy games playable +--- 636257547 +>>636249602 (OP) +>Who won? +I dont think anyone actually owns the ROG +--- 636257594 +>>636250931 +this is real you know +--- 636257628 +I have, ever since it was discontinued, thought that the only ones who had the right idea in this regard were Sony. This shit was ahead of its time. + +If they could strap this type of slide-out controller to a modern smartphone, with all the horsepower those have today, and maybe a good battery, I'd buy it tomorrow. Seriously, Sony could easily become the usurper of the handheld throne behind everyone's back if done correctly. +Fuck, it wouldn't even have to be Sony. This isn't a hard concept. +--- 636257698 +>>636255718 +It doesn't. +--- 636257743 +>>636257293 +Yeah baby, nothing like trying to use GUIs made for MKB on a touchscreen to bring back the SOVL of those 00s Windows tablet PCs. +--- 636257774 +>>636257456 +No it's fun. +--- 636257812 +>>636257628 +What's wild is that there is nothing like this. No one has even attempted anything like it and I don't understand why. You'd think this would be low-hanging fruit now that mobile games print money. +--- 636257883 +>>636257628 +sony chose the better option already. +--- 636257907 +>>636257883 +But that looks fucking awful. +--- 636257918 +>>636257487 +not him but AMD has been doing really well with power consumption reduction lately, but even with that in mind asus's numbers gotta be bullshit. 1080p 120hz screen, windows OS, and less overall weight (potentially meaning lighter battery) make me extremely fucking skeptical +--- 636258060 +>neither oled on a portable device +whoever puts an oled on one of these wins +--- 636258064 +>>636257628 +>>636257812 +There's not really that many phone games that genuinely need or even support controllers. The amount of people that care about emulation (or the odd old PC game port) enough to buy a specialized phone for it is incredibly small and not worth the cost of developing a phone just for them. Maybe there could be a market in the future if there keep being more gacha games complex enough to warrant controller support and/or with PC clients. +--- 636258096 +>>636257812 +>now that mobile games print money. +They print money because they are timegated, turn based shit +They dont need discrete controls. +--- 636258101 +>>636258064 +Not them but the only way we're getting widespread controller support for phones at this point is an official Apple controller, and even then that can still fail. +--- 636258112 +>>636249602 (OP) +Deck. It's £350. +--- 636258143 +GPD Win 4 is a probably the perfect size for handheld likening to the Vita. Too bad GPD can't support their devices worth shit. Though experiencing the touchpad on the steam deck now any other devices that doesn't have something similar will always fall short. At this point it feels like it's a necessity for a portable device. +--- 636258190 +>>636258143 +Not even portable devices. I feel like standard controllers need to have at least one touchpad. +--- 636258207 +>>636257907 +>looks +who gives a shit about looks, it's a lot better to play games on than those thin ass slide out controls, and you can take the controller off and not have a super thick phone in your pocket for no reason. +--- 636258208 +>>636258112 +enjoy your 64 gigs +--- 636258230 +>>636249602 (OP) +Is the ally even out? Deck is the best vidya purchase I've made in forever. +--- 636258276 +>>636258208 +i got a 64gb, bought a cheap ssd and took out a couple screws, and now it's 512gb. +--- 636258306 +>>636258230 +because valve merely needs to break even on it, and it keeps people in their ecosystem instead of jumping to ps5/xbone +I remember steam machines being overpriced pieces of shit because valve refused to make them themselves lmao +--- 636258321 +>>636258064 +Developing a phone like they're describing really isn't that expensive. I know, that's a bold statement, but there are plenty of niche phones out there that appeal to a very small group of people and literally no one else. Take the guy from >>636255081 for example. 99% of consumers don't care as much about battery as he does, but clearly some do so there's a product for that. +--- 636258326 +>>636249864 +>>636250041 +True. The only real losers in all this are Nintendo fans. +--- 636258512 +>>636258143 +184mm or 7 inches is the perfect size. How big is the gdpwin4? +--- 636258516 +>>636257918 +They'd have needed to more than halve power consumption while also significantly increasing performance, there's absolutely no way those numbers are true. +--- 636258664 +>>636249602 (OP) +Just imagining having to use windows on this shit is giving me a headache. +--- 636258749 +>>636257143 +>linux +>ever +--- 636258954 +I don't understand why you'd make a PC handheld that precludes the user from playing actual PC games on a handheld. +--- 636259002 +>>636258321 +There's a bit of a gap in terms of complexity between normal phone but bigger battery and having to design a shell with a slide out controller that doesn't add too much thickness while also not being miserable to use, plus having to add more expensive high performance internals which increases the risk factor if it doesn't sell. And honestly I believe better battery life appeals to way more people than a slide out pad would. +--- 636259054 +>>636257143 +Because I was retarded +--- 636259153 +>>636249602 (OP) +>White aka ugliest color for electronics and gets filthy easily +>IPS on a $700 device +>No trackpads on a $700 device +>Two measly backbuttons +>Hour battery life probably +Just who is it FOOOOOOOOR? +--- 636259161 +>>636258512 +A little bigger than the Vita but significantly smaller than the Steam Deck. +--- 636259217 +>>636258749 +Lol if you thought 2 hours on the Deck was bad, enjoy your 20 minutes on the Ally at 120hz on Winblows. XD +--- 636259220 +>>636259161 +--- 636259250 +>>636249602 (OP) +WHO'S NEXT +YOU DECIDE +--- 636259337 +>>636259161 +If it's chonkier than a vita, which was already oversized, it's definitely not the perfect size. +--- 636259606 +>>636259220 +Way better than a steam deck, but still a hearty chonker +--- 636259668 +>>636259217 +Ally is the same 15W TDP as Deck and the same 40WHr battery. And Windows is currently the only OS supported for AMD's power saving features found in Ryzen 6000 and beyond +--- 636259745 +so why shouldn't I just wait for "steamdeck 2 - now with amd zen 4 (or 5) and better screen as a higher tier option" if im not in a massive rush to be an early adopter for an asus product +--- 636260162 +>>636252041 + +Battery life is great and all that, but some people also remember gameboy screen. +--- 636260252 +>>636259745 +Because this shit will be released like 3 years before the Steam Deck 2 +--- 636260278 +>>636259745 +Deck 2 won't release for another few years most likely. But the deck should be fine until then so, eh. The ally is a hard sell at this point with the deck out and when it doesn't have valve's backing and features to really try and make the system as convenient and easy to use as a console. It's really only for those who want the cream of the crop in specs on a handheld regardless of convenience, controls, price or battery life. If it had released before the deck it'd have been a slightly different story. +--- 636260302 +>>636259745 +>>636259745 +I think valve said SD2 isn't coming out for a while I +--- 636260303 +>>636259745 +Because that'a going to take a year or two. + +Judging by AMD's progress on the Z1, Valve is going to wait a little while longer for a batter low TDP SoC to use. +--- 636260316 +>>636253426 +If you go to your steam deck settings you can set the resolution to match your monitor, retard +--- 636260332 +>>636260278 +>The ally is a hard sell at this point with the deck out +>like 2x more performant +>While costing only like $100-$200 more +Easy as fuck sell what fucking retard would buy a Deck instead +--- 636260357 +>>636260278 +>>636259745 + +If you really WANT to play nextgen AAA UE5 on the go then the Ally is probably the right handheld for you. +Or maybe you want a high end gamepass machine. +--- 636260446 +>>636260332 +Pisses me off that companies don't just shoot for the $400 price +--- 636260461 +>>636249602 (OP) +>120Hz >on a handheld +waste of money since most games wont even hit 60 +--- 636260513 +>>636259668 +Yes well done Harry well done, HOWEVER you forgot that 120hz @1080p especially running games at 120fps will tank the battery life even harder than the Deck at 800p 60fps. +>And Windows is currently the only OS supported for AMD's power saving features found in Ryzen 6000 and beyond +Currently is the keyword. It doesn't change the fact that the additional strain on the system will offset the power saving to a degree unseen. +--- 636260698 +Why are people all of a sudden so autistic for the vita when it comes to handhelds? Having a handheld with a 3 inch screen is unacceptable unless you love playing your games at a maximum of 480p +--- 636260965 +>>636260698 +Vitafags have always been like this. They like to pretend that pocketing devices is even a thing anymore post-childhood. Maybe when both pockets weren't reserved for your wallet, keys and phone and everyone in their mom didn't have a bag for daily commute. +--- 636261079 +>>636249602 (OP) +Bros, other than the trackpads, how the FUCK did valve manage to achieve the perfect placement of both the sticks and dpad on this thing? Both feel just as natural to use, compared to other designs where you sacrifice one over the other. +Also, how did they make it so there's literally 0 heat transferred to the grips where your hands are? You can run your deck at 90c for hours and you wouldn't feel any heat where the controls are. Actual genius. +--- 636261091 +>>636260278 +I'm a Deckfag and I agree with >>636260332. The Ally is the clear high end choice. Hell, I don't think I'd even argue for the low end Deck at this point unless its on sale. +--- 636261326 +>>636261079 +Symmetrical sticks are just better for 3d games. In those kinds of games you are always moving the camera around to examine your environment or spin around to face an enemy. Time on your buttons is going to be shorter than the amount of time you spend traveling from location to location. Xboxfags will deny this and call it unintuitive but they're full of shit. + +The d-pad's positioning is perfect because if you play a game with the dpad your thumbs and fingers are symmetrical on those ends of the Deck just like the sym stick philosophy. It's why I'll happily wait for Deck 2 instead of settling. +--- 636261407 +>>636261091 +Nah. I'd easily recommend the 64gb deck if all you're playing is indieshit. The damn thing still outperforms everything else at <10W TDPs. Valve was very smart focusing so much on that low power range. + +It's an easy rec too if you plan in playing actual PC games on the go. Shit Noita or Heart of Iron or Crusader Kings? Good fucking luck playing that on the Ally. And shooters like Dusk and Ultrakill are pretty much a no go without gyro let alone trackpads +--- 636261729 +>>636260332 +It comes with a slew of drawbacks for a higher price when the deck still plays everything out there that doesn't already have issues on high end PCs just fine. The ally simply doesn't stand a chance. +--- 636261764 +Did you guys grab your cheap SSDs? +--- 636262028 +>>636249602 (OP) +is 1080p really necessary for a pc handheld? should have went for an 800p or 900p screen +--- 636262147 +>>636261764 +Apparently this isn't available in burgerland. +--- 636262149 +>>636249602 (OP) +Do either of these have anti drift features? +--- 636262230 +>>636262028 +Noooooo you don't understand its 2023 your phone has 4k so everything else needs it frfr +--- 636262276 +>>636262149 +You can buy Deck hall stick replacements from Gulikit +--- 636262281 +>>636249602 (OP) +>needs to draw more power to really have any performance gain +>even LESS battery life than steam deck +meh, a steam deck with an OLED screen would be all that I want + +>>636262147 +CDW has the Micron 2230 2TB drive for $160 now. Beach Audio and Shop BLT also have it for about the same price. +--- 636262293 +>>636262147 +I'm in borgerland though +--- 636262324 +>>636249602 (OP) +the only thing I care about is battery life. 120hz on a handheld is excessive and desu so is 1080p. Will it have better battery life? +--- 636262337 +>>636262276 +still waiting on those type B sticks +--- 636262349 +>>636249693 +Based, not only that I remember Gabe saying the Deck sold way more than expected within months of it's release and it's sold a lot more since then. Asus's hand held ain't even out yet. +--- 636262405 +>>636262276 +pass on both then +--- 636262431 +Chink handhelds will never have accessories like this +--- 636262587 +>>636253532 +Maybe I just want to knock myself on a couch and play Mario Kart without any hustle. +--- 636262671 +I bought a Steam Deck, threw on Dolphin and PSO E1&2, and literally only play that game. Well worth $500. +--- 636262687 +>>636260332 +The Steam Deck has an OS that is laser focused on it and massive software support, with some games even having configurations specific for the Steam Deck out of the box. +The Rog Ally is powerful, but with its reliance on Windows 11 means that the games will not be optimized for it, and the handled experience will probably be much worse. +Finally, even if it is more powerful, most games I actually want to play on the Steam Deck and not on my PC are old/Indies that run just fine. +If you want an handled with Windows 11 or you intend to play docked then yes, the ROG Ally is the better choice, but at that point I just want to ask... why? +--- 636262856 +>>636262431 +hole technology +--- 636262876 +>>636262431 +The vast ampunt of accessories and autistic plugins the community has made the past year is definitely based. +--- 636262998 +>>636249602 (OP) + +What is the chinkshit on the bottom even, never heard of it +--- 636263069 +>>636252305 +power draw tends to escalate drastically when you got things like a screen that isn't a 1" BW LCD and a CPU that's closer to what's in your desktop than in your fridge +--- 636263186 +>>636262687 +You know it will probably be possible to install easily SteamOS and it working like the Deck one in like a week from its release +--- 636263235 +I'm waiting for Nintendo to release the Switch 2 +--- 636263546 +>>636249602 (OP) +Why is there so many marketing threads for this? Deck only "succeeded" because it's a superpower putting it's name on a product and supporting it. Linus aka DickSuckem gave a little "preview" of the thing in a short summary on some random livestream, because they've already gone to the "big players" in tech reviewing, and he himself basically said that it's good on paper but completely fucking sucks in actual use. +--- 636263660 +>>636263546 +How does the ally suck in actual use? +--- 636263730 +>>636263235 +Have fun with that. +--- 636264068 +>>636263660 +LinusRacemixingTips said it best. + +Ally feels like a PC. +Deck feels like a console. +--- 636264146 +>>636264068 +imo the ally is what the deck should have been but no gyro and TrackPoint is a bummer +--- 636264203 +>>636262587 +Imagine being the mindbroken tendie making this comic to prove you aren't butthurt +--- 636264208 +>>636249693 +2nd place is those who wait while competition drives prices down and options/quality up. +--- 636264356 +>>636264068 +>Linuscucktips +Imagine listening to a guy so disingenuous he set up his corporation in the only part of the modern world where it's legal to tell employees they can't talk about wages +--- 636264391 +>>636263660 +Because it's Windows11 and feels like a shitty PC with a controller glued to it instead of a mouse/keyboard. Tons of problems because of that. A frustrating software nightmare. +Deck uses Linux and feels like a handheld console. If they (Valve) says it works, it probably works, no problems with software. +--- 636264630 +Blessings be upon based valve, praise be unto based Gaben, suffer not the chinkshit to live +--- 636264837 +>>636264630 +HTC vibe is Chinese +--- 636264905 +>>636264837 + +That's the Index in the pic +--- 636264984 +>>636264391 +faggot +>>636263186 +--- 636265176 +>>636264984 +No actually, SteamOS is a different version than Deck has. +--- 636266002 +>>636249602 (OP) +The future for handheld gaming should be ARM. Yes x86 machines probably have better performance but ARM is sooner or later gonna take over the laptop market (When MS gets their shit together with Windows ARM) because of better battery performance. + +I think most people want to play indie games and other games for waisting 20-30 minutes on a commute ride similar to what people do on their phones. AAA titles gets played on PCs or Couches on a big TV. +--- 636266027 +>>636249705 +>>its $200 more +Source? +--- 636266434 +>>636266002 +You won't be able to play PC games +--- 636266447 +>>636266002 +Windows on ARM is a nonstarter. It simply isn't gonna happen. ARM handhelds are practical if there's a large software vendor putting content on it (i.e. Nintendo on the Switch) but otherwise it'll be useful for nothing but emulation. +--- 636266771 +>>636252823 +It's mostly late gen games that cause issues because devs started to use all of the threads on the PS3 CPU properly, the deck's quad core can't handle them. It's good for pretty much anything else though. +--- 636266973 +>>636260513 +>HOWEVER you forgot that 120hz @1080p especially running games at 120fps will tank the battery life even harder than the Deck at 800p 60fps. +The power limit doesn't change because the refresh rate increases. You can still only draw 15W whether the refresh rate is 60Hz, 120Hz or 1000Hz. +>Currently is the keyword +troonix cope. It takes YEARS for features that are at launch in Windows to reach any Linux distro, let alone fucking Steam OS. +--- 636267096 +>>636266002 +ARM does not automatically equal better perf/watt +--- 636267102 +>>636249772 +t. crtfag +--- 636267103 +>>636249693 +>buying +>on steam +damn when did normalfags infest this place? +are you guys really happy about owning nothing? +--- 636267393 +>>636267096 +Am I reading this wrong or does the 12700h have better perf/watt scaling than the 6900hs? +--- 636267526 +I live in Ireland and the Deck has been out of stock since it went on sale back in March. When do you think the 64GB model will be back in stock? +--- 636267718 +>>636266447 +>Windows on ARM is a nonstarter. It simply isn't gonna happen. +you're completely out of the loop my friend. microsoft is pushing ARM windows really hard. +--- 636267763 +>>636266002 +If I want an arm handheld I'll just use my phone +Oh wait, there are no games for that. +Absolute waste of money unless people take it seriously software wise. +--- 636267796 +>>636267526 +that's surprising, i thought all EU orders come from the same place and I can order any of them right now from france +--- 636267802 +>>636266973 +>You can still only draw 15W whether the refresh rate is 60Hz, 120Hz or 1000Hz. + +ok but the gpu is still rendering twice the frames +--- 636267841 +>>636267763 +>unless people take it seriously software wise. +they are currently doing exactly this. +--- 636267880 +>>636249602 (OP) +The one with trackpads that won't be abandoned after 3 months +--- 636267967 +>>636267103 +>are you guys really happy about owning nothing? +What do you mean? I own the files on my PC. +--- 636267986 +>>636267880 +at least this the first deck rival coming from an actual real company instead of chinks. it's also windows and uses a standard APU, so it only needs to be supported by AMD. +--- 636268198 +>>636267718 +It's been doing so since win8.1 still shit. ARM doesn't have software people want nor devices. Also why would you go windows on arm device when you can go Linux/Android? +--- 636268295 +>>636267718 +>producing one piece of hardware, outright called nothing more than a devkit, to wither on the vine is "pushing really hard" +"pushing really hard" would be if they made every surface laptop use arm and it would still flop because the vast library of x86 software is the single most useful thing about wintel. +--- 636268357 +>>636267393 +For those power ranges, yes. But below 35W (1260P vs 6800U) Ryzen is better +--- 636268374 +>>636267986 +>it's also windows and uses a standard APU, so it only needs to be supported by AMD. +No, because the shitty UI (Armoury Crate) is also made by ASUS and at least according to Linus it's trash. +--- 636268395 +>>636268357 +that's very surprising considering intel's desktop processors. +--- 636268448 +>>636268295 +>the vast library of x86 software +>>636268198 +>ARM doesn't have software people +yeah surely emulation layers aren't a thing right? +did you forget apple silicon happened? +--- 636268732 +>>636268448 +Apple silicone has hardware that makes it good at emulating. +Dragon dildo or whatever the best arm CPU is, doesn't have that and emulating x86 from pure arm isnt pretty +--- 636268841 +>>636268448 +Emulation has unacceptable performance penalties for gaming. Might be fine for a mac where users are accustomed to losing all compatibility every few years and never being able to run a wide variety of software in the first place, but a gaming handheld is expected to be able to run a game from last year. +--- 636269150 +>>636262405 +Okay retard. +>>636266973 +Kek maybe inconsequential shit but not shit thats in the best interest of Valve itself making its way to their platform. The entire point of the Deck is to push Linux so you can be damn sure Steam OS will adopt any power saving tricks the Deck can utilize. +--- 636269210 +>>636249602 (OP) +where is the fucking battery info +--- 636269361 +>>636267841 +Who is? +Where are the fucking games? +It's more barren than fucking VR, all people make for mobile is shitty cash grabs and free to play wallet milkers. +--- 636269563 +>>636267967 +and what happens to those files when the steam servers shut down? +correct, they're locked away forever +it's like having a chest but no key +--- 636269698 +>>636255914 +>OS: Windows 11 +into the trash it goes +--- 636269724 +>>636269698 +just install something else if you hate it that badly +--- 636269771 +>>636250931 +No they wouldn’t. No one wants to have to pull out a keyboard every time they want to send a text or something +--- 636269897 +>>636249602 (OP) +Me, who's buying neither +--- 636269969 +>>636269563 +>and what happens to those files when the steam servers shut down? +They're still on my PC and I can still access them. You're a console cuck, aren't you? +--- 636269978 +>>636269771 +i mean you'd still be able to use the touchscreen, doesn't have to be one or the other +--- 636269980 +>>636267103 +Remember when normies didn't even know what steam was? good times +--- 636270024 +>>636269897 +I already own one +--- 636270107 +>>636262281 +Thanks for the sauce anon. +>>636261764 +Wait a minute... +--- 636270143 +>>636249602 (OP) +I bought a 512 deck and barely use it, the controls are often crap and the text is often for ants cause they put next to no effort into anything. + +Valve are garbage. +--- 636270193 +>>636269969 +Even consolefags can continue to use digital games after the servers shutdown. he's just retarded. +--- 636270227 +>>636249602 (OP) +People don't understand how bad the steamdeck is, from a normie point of view. +--- 636270346 +>>636270227 +>People don't understand how bad the steamdeck is, from a normie point of view. +The Steam Deck is much better from a normie point of view than the Ally though. +--- 636270407 +>>636270227 +? +--- 636270490 +Why has the Win GPD 4 totally left the conversation for these things? +--- 636270707 +The steamdeck has no exclusive games. +The steamdeck has no support from game companies at all, it's just seen as a shitty pc to them. +Valve don't care, they just release these things and move onto something else. +Half the time you don't even know if a game you buy will work on the deck at all. +Valve lost most of the momentum the deck had because they have no drive and are lazy. + +If Rog partner up with Microsoft or something they will make elusive games, make proper support for the games and attach their store to it. + +Rog is the fortnite to Valves pubg +--- 636270763 +>>636270707 +--- 636271065 +>>636270707 +>If Rog partner up with Microsoft or something they will make elusive games, make proper support for the games and attach their store to it. +>Rog is the fortnite to Valves pubg +How high do you need to be to believe this shit? +--- 636271120 +>>636270707 +How do they keep the elusive games in the device? +--- 636271280 +Deck is technically impressive but its a shitty user experience. Deck is a nerd dildo. Every time I use it, I end up just getting up and turning on my pc because it's ultimately just a novelty. + +You can buy a game off the store and have no idea if it works, because they are so fucking lazy they don't even hire enough people to vet the games. They are so far behind on verification it's hilarious. This is the bare minimum thing they should do and they can't even be fucking arsed to do that. + +If the games do work, often the controls are shit so you have to arse around with user made control configs or buy a mouse or keyboard for it. + +If the controls work the size of the screen means that very often text pops up and is impossible to read. + +The deck is good if you're a nerd and like fucking around with linux and installing stupid garbage, but for most normal people who just want to play games with the least amount of hassle it's balls. +--- 636271369 +>>636271065 +As Phil said: + +“One of the things I am excited about is the ROG Ally. Something I’ve got my hands on, and people have had a chance to play with that. And I just love the fact that there’s another device that people are going to get to experience.” + +While ASUS has yet to officially reveal the full details of the ROG Ally, this last minute promotion from Phil certainly sounds the Xbox team has known about this device for a while already. + +The ROG Ally is not the first Windows based gaming console looking to enter the space occupied by the Steam Deck and Nintendo Switch. It is, however, the first to have direct support from Microsoft. + +We don’t know exactly what ASUS’ partnership with Microsoft entails, but we may find out soon enough when ASUS official launch comes up this May 11, 2023. +--- 636271741 +>>636249602 (OP) +The consumers. Competition is always beneficial for us. +--- 636271814 +>>636270707 +>Rog is the fortnite to Valves pubg +This, valve innovate and someone else does it better. Valve are terrible at finishing things. +--- 636272054 +Rog will make Steamdeck irrelevant really quickly, and the truth is that valve really don't care. +--- 636272327 +>>636249882 +Based +>>636250931 +Retard +--- 636272413 +>>636257883 +Worst idea ever +--- 636272740 +>>636249693 +Steam is dead +>>636257907 +>looks +Fucking hipsters +--- 636273275 +>playing games on my 120hz s23 ultra +>only cost me $29.99 + $25/month that I was already paying because literally everyone has a phone +>full steam library available even when using my unlimited 5G away from home +>access to dozen of emulators +>runs yuzu games just as good as your average desktop PC +>OLED screen +>fits comfortably in my backpack with no problems +don't know why you anons don't just buy a razer kishi. they're practically giving these things away these days, and I know all of you have a phone. +--- 636275186 +>>636249602 (OP) +Linux unfortunately +unfortunate because these fags will be screaming how linux was always the way without being the ones to contribute to the migration, which can only contributed to Valve/wine and those working on Proton diff --git a/v/636250634.txt b/v/636250634.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97bc7b209713a507d06fc97390a35694ec9f43d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636250634.txt @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +----- +--- 636250634 +>make Aloy a lesbian to get people talking about your new DLC +>everyone forgets about it after a day +What is it about Horizon that it can't retain any interest no matter what they try? +--- 636250687 +>>636250634 (OP) +I didn't even seen anyone talking about it +--- 636250705 +>>636250634 (OP) +well you retards keep making threads about it so clearly it worked +--- 636250775 +>>636250634 (OP) +make her a lesbian in the base game or fuck off with it. Go big or go home +--- 636250816 +>>636250705 +Tbh I haven't even seen that many outrage threads either, it got mogged by the TotK outrage threads lmao +--- 636250901 +Horizon is one of those mindless junkfood games that doesn't stick with anyone. Millions played the first game, millions played the second game, and millions will play the third game, but nobody, literally no one, is eagerly awaiting the third game. Nobody is a real Horizon "fan". +--- 636250940 +>>636250816 +>Horizon 1 mogged by BOTW +>Horizon 2 mogged by Elden Ring +>Horizon Lesbo troll threads mogged by TOTK troll threads +they just can't win +--- 636251051 +>>636250901 +/thread +--- 636251148 +>>636250940 +They announced they are making another game too, so look foward to another GoTY reveal soon +--- 636251187 +>>636250634 (OP) +Lesbians are alright as long as they are hot. +--- 636251215 +>>636250634 (OP) +Nothing about the way the games look interest me at all no matter how much attention they try to draw to it. +--- 636251316 +>>636250634 (OP) +why would it retain interest? the horizon franchise is the epitome of forgettable goyslop +--- 636251510 +>hot sexy anal lesbian action +>suddenly some fucking nigher appears from nowhere +>camera shifts to focusing on his bbc instead of the girls + +I fucking hate EverythingButt +--- 636251691 +>>636250634 (OP) +This game is still around? +--- 636251698 +>>636250634 (OP) +Made lesbian to the surprise of nobody +Erend was being hot and slutty around her autistic ass and she was oblivious. +--- 636251792 +post the 'cado version +--- 636251947 +>>636251792 +--- 636252049 +>>636251510 +Stop destroying your mind with porn. You are so far lost that you can't comprehend the depths to which you've sunk. +--- 636252119 +>>636250634 (OP) +>Aloy is a clone +>her DNA donor was a lesbian +>Aloy is therefore a lesbian because homosexuality is hereditary +--- 636252129 +>>636250705 +>well you retards keep making threads about it so clearly it worked +Spbp +OP is a raging /u/gly +--- 636252295 +>last of us and horizon zero sales +>both got female leads in the post apocalypse +>humanity needs to pump out as many babies as possible +>make the female leads gay +and why are they always white? +do they ever try and push that message to people of color? +--- 636252363 +>>636250940 +The announcement for the next Horizon is going to be held in a secret base with no word getting to the outside. +And somehow the announcement trailer and release date will be at the exact same time as Elden Ring 2 or whatever. I can guarantee it. +--- 636252374 +>>636252049 +Nah anal lesbian porn is like crack to me. +--- 636252803 +>>636250634 (OP) + +Nobody likes yuritroon garbage aside of women and trannoids +--- 636252918 +>>636252363 +Why does that pic look like crossover between Peter Griffin and Bowser drawn by Chug and Shadow? +--- 636253637 +>>636250634 (OP) +>What is it about Horizon that it can't retain any interest no matter what they try? +It has a neat premise but the actual execution is so safe and predictable that there's nothing there to actually anticipate or remember beyond the fact that it exists +--- 636253726 +>killzone was killed +I hate how they don't have the guts and balls to make a Horizon style putting a Helghast surviving the aftermath several decades later. +--- 636253934 +>What is it about Horizon that it can't retain any interest no matter what they try? +It's the most generic video game of the modern age. Like the whole Crysis/Far Cry clone you saw 10, 15 years ago. What's intriguing about the world? The art direction? The gameplay? Nothing. Everything has been done better in other series. It does everything competently enough to play and have fun with, but not enough for it to actually stick with people who've played literally any other game of note. +--- 636254061 +>>636250634 (OP) +Xbox trannies getting mad again +--- 636254157 +>>636252295 +No. The idea is that you have these old guys writing this shit, and they basically treat the girl as if she's their ideal daughter. +--- 636254597 +>>636250634 (OP) +It was YA level writing and Ubisoft tier gameplay. Other than being mecha monster hunter, it is a run-of-the-mill open world game. +--- 636255040 +>>636250705 +I literally, and I mean literally literally, forget this game exists the second I don't see any threads about it on 4chan. +--- 636256593 +>>636250634 (OP) +I enjoyed the first game, minus the story. And the second game is more of the same with better graphics so by 15 hours in I felt I already experience everything had to offer. There are plenty of better open world games, so investing the time into another medicore one just isn't worth the effort. A bog standard mediocre story gets forgotten about and shoved to the corner when something more interesting comes along. But bad story with bad characters you remember that and it resent it for that. And Horizon's characters and writing are bad enough that it really brings down the rest of the package. Because the gameplay really isn't that bad it just does nothing to stand out. + +Either someone at Sony's ego is so large they think this game can compete with the heavy hitters or they've deliberately set this game up for failure both times. First releasing against Breath of the Wild and second releasing against Elden Ring. It legacy always to be overshadowed by something better. +--- 636256739 +How is a game about cavemen fighting robot dinosaurs so soulless? +--- 636256806 +>>636252119 +>Aloy is a clone +this is funny, game has sold millions of copies and I have never seen threads or people talk about the story at all +--- 636256836 +>>636256739 +Turns out nobody but faggots are interested in robot dinosaurs. +--- 636256840 +>>636250940 +>Even the shitposting gets overshadowed by other shitposts +Horizon is the gift that keeps on giving +--- 636257141 +>>636256593 +>Either someone at Sony's ego is so large they think this game can compete with the heavy hitters +Herman Hulst, current head of playstation studios, was formerly the head of guerilla games +--- 636257210 +>>636250634 (OP) +Oh wow her fat face was not a joke lol + +I thought those were edits +--- 636257268 +>>636256806 +because people on here dont play games and their only interest in horizon is to shit on it or outrage theatrics +--- 636258950 +>>636250634 (OP) +You have to be very talented to make post apocalyptic game with robot dinosaurs boring. +--- 636259176 +There's no point to trying to lure people in with lesbians unless they are hot lesbians. This is like entertainment 101. +--- 636259182 +>>636250634 (OP) + +All Horizon titles look spectacular, but I got burned out on open world game with laundry list icons and big empty fields with no fun fast way to get around. +--- 636260067 +>Talk about Aloy +>Only see Cado +--- 636260336 +>>636250634 (OP) +>What is it about Horizon that it can't retain any interest no matter what they try? + +It's a shitty Ubisoft open world game where they force you into doing shitty Assassins Creed tailing missions instead of hunting robot dinosaurs as advertised. +--- 636260929 +>>636250634 (OP) +--- 636260945 +>>636250634 (OP) +>What is it about Horizon that it can't retain any interest no matter what they try? +Its dogshit, boring, cookie cutter gameplay and story and dialogue and mechanics? +Its objectively bland, snoys just cant stop baseding for sony though +--- 636261054 +>>636250634 (OP) +>MAKE HER UGLY BECAUSE FUCK COOMMERS AND CHUD +>AW FUCK BAD SALES +>LESBIAN BAIT TIME +--- 636261114 +>>636250901 +savage +--- 636261130 +>>636250940 +>It wasnt successful because these other games MOGGED IT! +Yeah, its called "not being a good game" Thats why good games overshadow it, and this game fades into obscurity beyond snoys. +Like, history is FULL of multiple big game releases in the same month with no issues, its not an explanation, its a desperate excuse. +--- 636261162 +Kinda funny that women mean nothing to these people unless they fuck other women. +--- 636261287 +>>636250634 (OP) +Wait, they released a dlc now? +--- 636261297 +>>636250634 (OP) +Having played both entries, I would say the issue is that the games are "sanitized" to a fault. +Every part of the games, from the gameplay to story to graphics, is made to be the most streamlined, painless and accessible in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator. +Combat is a little bit frustrating ? You can go in the options and make it so everything dies instantly and your character is invincible. +Story is a tiny bit complex ? Go in the menus and everything is explained in thorough detail so there is not a single speck of mystery. +The world is a little too big ? Go in the map and put a waypoint so it will show you exactly where to go with a bug, unmissable yellow mark on your screen. +Those games are high-quality production-wise but they ask nothing from the player, so the player doesn't take anything from them. It is literally braindead, just like the "accessibility" audience they are trying to appeal. +--- 636261348 +>>636261162 +Lesbo shit is a mistake +--- 636261427 +>>636250634 (OP) +>main character +>female with a bow +Geez, i wonder why people forget it. +--- 636261492 +>>636250634 (OP) +The dutch are incapable of creative gameplay. Instead they focus on graphics and explicit graphical content. +--- 636261552 +>>636252129 +Literally two people on /u/ cared, the majority argued the same exact things as this thread about Horizon being a boring franchise and Aloy a nothing character. +--- 636261642 +>>636250634 (OP) +>>636250940 +I'm starting to think that someone at Sony is timing their releases to coincide with better games. Maybe it's how they explain to investors why nobody talks about their games, maybe they're hoping that by releasing before an anticipated open world game they can get people to buy it to tide them over, I don't know. It just seems that these guys are really good at killing any discussion about their game. +--- 636261849 +>>636250634 (OP) +I haven't even finished first game because characters were flatter than Aloy's tits. I did really like world, but it was a really activist game. + +>let's make her lesbian +Somehow, they went The Last of Us road and failed once again. What a trainwreck of industry. +--- 636261940 +>>636261849 +Even the moe pretty lesbian of anime and manga lost their appeal over time. There are stuff that just don't work. +--- 636262216 +>>636250634 (OP) +I only played the first game. It was a glorified fetch quest game. Every quest could have been "fetch this shit" but writers padded that shit out like a fucking novel with useless irrelevant bullshit. It's probably the only game where at some point I was like fuck this shit and started skipping cutscenes which I never do if playing game for the first time. The first game was gifted for me so I payed nothing and was still disappointed in the game. I know if the second game comes to PC I won't play it, would deny gift if I got one for it. The irony of when pic related happened. +--- 636262354 +>>636262216 +Thumbnail makes it look like she has massive cleavage +--- 636263241 +>>636262216 +>game about killing robot dinosaurs as the selling point +>focus instead on the most boring trite bullshit that could be (and is) in any other game +modern AAA releases in a nutshell +--- 636264234 +>>636250940 +Im excited for Eder scrolls 6. +--- 636264475 +>>636263241 +give it to western AAA devs to take a fun concept and make it as boring as possible +--- 636265563 +>>636261552 +>Even lesbos just didn't care for it +Damn +--- 636265996 +>>636256739 +Seriously, how did they manage to make such a cool concept boring? The second you get used to the robot dinosaurs and just view them as random monsters the game is peak blandness. +--- 636266207 +>>636264475 +It is not a fun concept. They had one idea, dissecting specific mechanical parts and then stab that part to kill it, and reused that idea for every machine. And there’s no dynamism to the fight, once you know its weal spot, the next time you encounter it, it won’t magically be different, it’s the same fight. All in all, very repetitive +--- 636268590 +>>636266207 +>>636264475 +The entire game based off a 'slightly' tweaked version of a thought experiment called the Grey Goo scenario, a hypothetical global catastrophic scenario involving molecular nanotechnology in which out-of-control self-replicating machines consume all biomass on Earth while building many more of themselves. +What Guerilla Games had in concept should have been cool, but they forgot that they themselves are not cool and therefore cannot abide by its rules. Which is why every product they make is mostly forgettable. Yes, even the Killzone games. +--- 636268745 +>>636266207 +Obviously, which is why they should've made the game about having a shitton of different unique robots to fight instead of 800 boring NPCs to talk to about shit no one cares about +--- 636268834 +Didnt they do that to ellie in tlou? Make no point about her sexual interests at all then a dlc comes out and its her being a dyke +--- 636268943 +>>636250634 (OP) +The main character has no charisma and the only thing the NPCs have for themselves is how ugly and borderline retarded they are + +Even if the gameplay and robots designs are well made, it is hidden behind a very shallow presentation + +>>636250940 +No amount of copium will fix the underlying issues of the game +--- 636268994 +>>636268834 +Making a character gay is what infantile californian brains see as the equivalent of oscar bait. +--- 636271156 +>>636268994 +Yeah, but only if it's some lesbo action, because normalfags aren't completely disgusted by dykes like they are with fags +--- 636271317 +You fags aren't ready for the horizon zero dawn tv show +--- 636271318 +>>636250634 (OP) +You guys remember that meme image about the PS5 aiming to please the PS community which was 80% LGBT? +>Ellie is a lesbian, Aloy is a lesbian +>FFXVI has gay sex scene +>Kratos is bi +--- 636271559 +>>636271317 +--- 636271604 +>>636271559 +Might be a movie, I suspect tv show +Screenshot this +--- 636272179 +>>636271318 +>Kratos is bi +I thought it was just a shitpost +--- 636272345 +>>636272179 +Nah, Jaffe said he was a 'raging bisexual" +--- 636273896 +>>636250634 (OP) +alloy is awful, but she checks too many boxes so she's "great". +but no one can talk about how bad she is, because that'd upset the collective, so everyone has to pretend she's amazing. While all collectively knowing she's insufferable. And no one can pitch changes that might fix her because that would also imply core problems that can't get brought up. So they have to keep going full well they're on a sinking ship that can easily be fixed, but never will. +Modern society is fun. +--- 636274050 +>>636250901 +They're getting millions of copies "sold" because the game comes bundled with every PS4 or PS5 a month after the title's release. diff --git a/v/636250681.txt b/v/636250681.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dc040d2e435277974486f71d20b4ab6fef230ad4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636250681.txt @@ -0,0 +1,678 @@ +----- +--- 636250681 +>our game needs a pistol that feels unsatisfying to shoot +>say no more +--- 636251196 +>our game needs unsatisfying unusable unfun underpowered piece of shit nigger faggot goyslop NIGGER peashooter in our multiplayer game +>already on the list +--- 636251302 +whats wrong with glocks gringoyim frens? im thinking of getting a 28 or 25 +--- 636251357 +>>636251302 +Get a 43 or 48 +--- 636251386 +>>636250681 (OP) +>I've Never Fired a Glock: The Thread +--- 636251409 +>our game needs a sidearm that has has main gun damage +--- 636251483 +>>636250681 (OP) +...you were saying? +--- 636251539 +>>636251302 +>plastic +>"safety" that isn't safe. +>cheapo cop gun +>feels like shit + +a 92fs/m9 might be heavier but fuck does it feel better to shoot. +--- 636251550 +>>636250681 (OP) +What game? +--- 636251886 +>>636251302 +They are uncomfortable to grip and aren't very fun to shoot out of the box, but they're cheap and easy to modify. +--- 636252424 +RE3 remake made it sound like a goddamn handcannon for some reason, was unexpected. +4 remake i think uses a completely different type of glock and I hate how it looks, very ugly and pathetic. +--- 636252561 +>>636251483 +is half life the only fps you've ever played you poor naive bastard? +--- 636252613 +>>636251539 +Please tell me you don't buy unnecessarily heavy guns with fucking safeties +--- 636252752 +>>636252613 +well if you run out of bullets you can still use it as a weapon... +--- 636252993 +>>636251539 +>a 92fs/m9 might be heavier but fuck does it feel better to shoot. +This is true, but don't buy one that has a safety. +--- 636252994 +>>636252752 +>run out of bullets +How many fucking niggers do you plan on taking on at once? That's retarded "let me buy a bulky gun that ruins my aim just so I can pistol whip someone only slightly better than if I just bought a gun", you might as well just get a knife if you're that eager to get close to someone. +--- 636253189 +>>636252613 +>unnecessarily heavy +>>636252994 +>bulky gun that ruins my aim +It's heavier than a Glock but you're out of your mind if you think a 92 is difficult to aim. +--- 636253318 +>>636252994 +if anything the increased force needed for the initial trigger pull on duel action safety pistols would be the thing ruining your aim. +--- 636253463 +>>636253189 +The added weight from a 92 doesn't benefit you at all. The point is if all you want to do is protect yourself from getting ass raped you don't need anything more than a glock and telling people not to get it as their starter gun is silly. +--- 636253480 +>>636252424 +Re4 remake uses a Springfield XD as Blacktail +>>636252752 +>>636252613 +Heavy guns don't get carried +--- 636253656 +It's actually really fun to use in Black Mesa, something about the firing speed and reload and sound actually isn't bad. +--- 636253745 +>>636253480 +GRIP ZONE memes were a good time +--- 636253839 +>>636253463 +ah my bad I didn't realize you were talking about carry guns. The 92 is definitely too big and heavy to carry. +--- 636254083 +>>636250681 (OP) +CZ > glockshit +--- 636254347 +>>636253480 +>Re4 remake uses a Springfield XD as Blacktail +Huh, good to know. Looks like the OG RE4 blacktail is based on the same firearm too. +--- 636254645 +>>636251302 +It's a pretty shitty gun but you can get them for pretty cheap. If it's your only option then go for it. +--- 636254724 +>>636251386 +Your Austrian shit is fucking trash +--- 636254837 +>>636251302 +nothing. it’s an extremely reliable piece that doesn’t require much maintenance. it’s the perfect self defense pistol for people who don’t care that much about guns. +--- 636254998 +>>636251302 +They work, are reasonably accurate, are simple to use, and affordably priced. They also don’t really do anything exceptionally well, the safety sucks, they’re boring, they’re ugly, the stock sights suck, and for the money you spend on shitty aftermarket mods you could have bought a better pistol to begin with. + +At best, they’re the Honda Civic of semiautomatic pistols. At worst, they’re the riced out boyracer Honda Civic of semiautomatic pistols. Look at SIG, HK, Beretta, CZ, Browning/FN, etc. +--- 636255008 +What is the best cc pistol that I can buy? Only requirement is that it fits comfortably in a pocket or pocket holster. I don’t want any potential assailants to even consider the possibility that I have a gun. No side holsters, no chest holsters, nothing. +--- 636255025 +>>636251483 +are you trying to prove his point? the hl1 pistol was so fucking unsatisfying to use no wonder they made it share the same ammo with the smg. +even the hl2 pistol (modeled after the match) was still much better to shoot despite also being a peashooter +--- 636255063 +Glocks in games have these shitty boxy sights that feel like crap to aim with. Are they that bad in real life? +--- 636255102 +>>636254837 +So you agree that it’s the NPC choice. It’s good to be self-aware. +--- 636255126 +>>636255063 +Imagine holding a gun but the grip is just a brick, that's basically a glock +--- 636255134 +>>636255008 +Sig P365 is the smalles you can get that's still 9mm and higher capacity +--- 636255196 +>nogunz eurotrash are complaining about glocks again +--- 636255659 +>>636255196 +which of the posts in this thread were made by Europeans? +--- 636255676 +>>636255025 +Wrong. The BLAM of the glock is way more satisfying to use than the PLOP of the usp, which is gay and belongs in the hands of british treasure hunters. +--- 636255819 +>>636255102 +>So you agree that it’s the NPC choice +Its all perspective on whats matters to someone. +Sure, some people care more about getting cute and sticking out from the crowd than being pragmatic. +Need every single inanimate object you own to project something about your wholly special and unique personality. +--- 636255927 +>>636250681 (OP) +I played through Watch Dogs only using his starting glock. It was fun needing to headshot bad guys to actually make it out of a fight alive. +--- 636256032 +>>636255102 +A true NPC would pick a gun based on popular perception or social approval or what they have been told by other people, often picking something far less practical for their needs or budget. +--- 636256052 +>>636251302 +Glock 25s and 28s are banned in Amerishoot. +--- 636257431 +>>636255063 +in real life the sights are literally cheap plastic +--- 636257956 +>>636256032 +Don't argue with the failed normalfag. It's only going to deny it's nature. +--- 636258037 +>just got done cleaning my glock +>see this thread +--- 636258135 +>>636254998 +oh noes, not a 30 thousand dollar car!!1111 +--- 636258178 +>>636251409 +>we want a gun that blows the fuck out of anyone +--- 636258363 +>>636251196 +>0.5 damage compared to assault rifle +Multiplayer shooters were a mistake +--- 636258476 +>>636251196 +Cuck M60 +--- 636258536 +>>636255008 +Go classic or go home +--- 636258606 +>>636255008 +How big are your pockets? +--- 636258702 +>>636250681 (OP) +--- 636258709 +>>636255025 +HL2's pistol is weak as fuck, but is so fun to mash M1 until things die. +--- 636258780 +>>636251302 +very boring the civic of guns +--- 636258835 +>>636258536 +why would you want essential moving parts on the outside of the frame of a gun that is going to be pulled out of your flexible and lint-depositing pocket in a life or death situation? +--- 636258859 +>>636258536 +Bad idea. Just go the Paul Harrell route and wear the layered jacket not made by chinese bugmen. +>it's too hot +Then you either live in the arid desert where no one will give a fuck about printing and brandishing or you live in a ghetto shithole where you're fucked regardless. +--- 636258870 +>>636258536 +in a shoulder holster under your sport coat +--- 636258946 +>>636253656 +The HL1 Glock is more fun and effective. +--- 636259031 +>>636253480 +>XD +Well, apt +--- 636259048 +>>636250681 (OP) +good cause I love realism +--- 636259049 +>>636258536 +Kek get a load of Dick Tracy over here. +--- 636259198 +>>636251886 +Glocks have a tendency to fail if your grip and stance aren't right. They're fine for shooting at paper, but if you're trying to wrestle a methhead away from biting your neck it's easy for a Glock to fail to fire. They're also notorious for exploding or failing to work properly with aftermarket parts, just as Sig Sauer is famous for its guns going off when dropped or even just randomly. I've owned a bunch of handguns, but my favorite home defense gun has slowly graduated to one of these. +>Caliber that will end a bear, let alone a tweaker +>Satisfyingly classy blued steel and walnut +>Easy to grip, aim, and shoot +>Never fails to work +>Tells a potentially biased jury that I wasn't looking for trouble +>Easy to top off with more rounds or a speedloader if necessary even if it's not AS quick and easy as reloading an autoloader. +Take the Big Revolver pill. +--- 636259271 +>we need a pistol +>... no, not that one. +--- 636259316 +>>636259198 +i thought the whole "glocknade" thing was because of people using high pressure ammo in models not really built for it? +--- 636259350 +>>636252993 +Takes zero time to flick the safety off while drawing and on while reloading, the only reason people don't buy them is for comps that boil down to split-second reload times. Almost every case of someone shooting themselves with their own gun outside of blatant retardation, it's because they have a gun with no safety and something gets caught in the trigger guard as they go to reholster it. Hence "Glock Leg". +--- 636259353 +>>636250681 (OP) +You were saying? +--- 636259412 +>>636253480 +>XD +fuck off +--- 636259418 +>>636253480 +>Heavy guns don't get carried +Not by pussies, no. +--- 636259482 +>>636254837 +But enough about M&Ps. +--- 636259494 +>>636258835 +Because I'm chad +--- 636259521 +>>636250681 (OP) +The joke's on you, because the Glock is unsatisfying to shoot IRL too, unless you mod it to oblivion. +--- 636259559 +>>636251386 +Real men get a USP45. +--- 636259562 +>>636256032 +That's literally how Glock markets, though. They sell to cops and military at a massive discount, cheaper per unit than a fucking hi-point, so they can jack up the price far above its worth on the civilian market knowing that retards will go "it's the gun cops and soldiers use so it must be good", not realizing cops and soldiers get assigned them by budget-sensitive quartermasters at a fraction of the price you pay for them. +--- 636259629 +>>636255008 +M&P Shield with an Apex trigger. +--- 636259673 +>got a beretta 92x for my birthday +>haven't had a chance to go shoot it since then +--- 636259694 +>>636259418 +>that Minnie toy +Nice pistol, bro. But maybe you should stop being a manchild. +--- 636259770 +>>636259316 +Yeah, but it'd be unfair to hold Glock accountable for some retard loading Bubba's Pissin' Hot Loads in a regular firearm not rated for them and ignoring the clear warnings in the user manual not to do that. Does it happen? Yeah, but I'm not even gonna count it against Glock. The problem with aftermarket parts, though, is real. Glocks are just not high-quality enough to justify their price point. Knock a few hundred bucks off and they'd actually be worth it. +--- 636259874 +>>636259694 +I don't know which is more retarded, that you assumed that's a picture of me or that you assumed that toy belongs to that man and not his (hopefully) daughter. +--- 636259930 +>>636259521 +Then it just fails to work. +--- 636260103 +anons is the cz p10c a good choice for a handgun, i hear a lot of positive things about them +--- 636260209 +>>636259271 +I love kel-tec's 80s style designs, but I hate their craftsmanship. +--- 636260317 +>>636255008 +Put one of these in your jacket pocket and point it at everyone you see without them ever knowing. +--- 636260376 +>>636260103 +I don't know, but I hate that /k/ is nothing but coomer fantasy generals and /new/s feed now. I miss cheap nuggets. +--- 636260436 +>>636260376 +well thanks for not answering my question +--- 636260736 +>>636250681 (OP) +I have an irrational hate towards the polymer-framed striker-fired pistols. It's like with modern cars that are aerodynamically efficient in their ugly designs, with shitty chink plastic interior, or the modern buildings which are just boxes. +--- 636260806 +>we need a sniper rifle +>no not that one, we need one that we can get as horribly wrong as humanly possible +--- 636261034 +>>636260103 +it's pretty much "ok." there are a ton of glock clones and none of them really stand out aside from the walther ppq which actually has a good trigger and the sig 320 which shoots you when you drop it. +--- 636261190 +>>636260806 +Could've worked if they used a magazine in the animation instead of a stripper clip. +--- 636261320 +>>636252613 +I insist on guns having safeties. Just get good and train with them. +--- 636261374 +>>636255008 +I like this one +ruger lc9 +--- 636261386 +>>636259271 +That looks really front-heavy. Are you supposed to cup it in your hand like an SMG? +--- 636261607 +>>636261374 +Is there any difference between the LC9 and the EC9? They don't sell the lc9 anymore. +--- 636261610 +dunno what youre talking about OP, nigga-rigging a Glock and putting a gaudy fucking stendo in it so you can magdump 90,000 rounds that do 0.23 damage and barely hit anything is half the satisfaction of the entire thing. you cant tell me unsatisfying to throw what is basically a handful of rice/bullets directly into an enemies face at point blank until you get a better gun. + +the Glock in Killing Floor 2 is absolute shit but its still a fun "get fucked and go away" pistol +--- 636261693 +>>636254724 +Glock is the best pistol I’ve fired at the range. It’s ergonomic and easy to use. Anyone who says otherwise is a larping cuck. +--- 636261863 +>>636255196 +>amerilard thinks Europeans don’t have access to guns +Lmao. I have a B license in my country which is easy as shit to get and it automatically allows me to carry any gun in my car and CC any handgun I want. +--- 636261909 +>>636251386 +I've fired it in games and it's almost always an unsatisfying weapon. G18 from 2009 MW2 might be an exception cuz it sounds like a funny water hose +--- 636262168 +>>636261863 +Do you have automatics, though? If you're from a really based country, you'll answer "yes". +--- 636262190 +>>636261863 +but can you legally shoot someone with it? +--- 636262259 +>>636260209 +Same. Their polymer feels bad, and just look at the number of screws they have lol +Reminds me of that Indian INSAS rifle. Rivets absolutely everywhere (and it still doesn't work). +--- 636262429 +>>636261386 +Yeah... if you're a fucking pussy +--- 636262729 +>>636259350 +Literally just put your thumb on the hammer while you're holstering. It's that easy. +--- 636262746 +>mfw I CC a full sized 10mm +--- 636263151 +>>636251386 +I was in the military for the changeover from the beretta to the glock 19. downgrade in completely every aspect; I think they’ve even moved on to sigs since then +--- 636263406 +>>636262190 +In self-defense yes. +--- 636263514 +>>636261607 +only difference is that ec9 has fixed sights, which in turn makes it less expensive +honestly if it's going to be used in short range then you are going to be dead-on with any kind of sight +--- 636263612 +Any games with kino looking SMGs? +--- 636263698 +>>636259316 +pistols are a lot more resistant to grenading from squib rounds and overpressure just because the barrel length is so short. a pistol failing from a hot load is either really just a turd or literally experiencing 3-4x the average cartridge psi +--- 636263954 +>>636251386 +At the range I prefer the HK VP-9 over every 9mm Glock pistol I've ever fired. +--- 636263956 +>>636261863 +funny how they never say what country they're from +--- 636264010 +>>636251302 +In 2023 a Glock is just a Gen X 1911. There are many firearms that do what it does, and do it better. There's no reason to go for Glock these days +--- 636264047 +Man wtf happened to /k/ btw its filled with Ukraine threads now and nobody even talks about weapons anymore +--- 636264425 +>>636258536 +>uncle had one of these in pristine condition +>asked him to sell it to me but he told me he wanted to gift it to my cousin when he was old enough +>cousin hates guns and tells him he doesn't want it +>later tells me he traded it in to a gunshop plus 200 bucks for a Glock 26 and like two boxes of ammo +>"Yeah anon they gave me a great deal." +--- 636264613 +>>636264425 +happy none of the family members I have even a slither of care for are this gay. +--- 636264870 +>>636264047 +The board got filled with war tourists who shill nonstop and constantly post propaganda. Even non war threads get Ukraine spammers. What sucks the most is that the mods allow it, despite half of the Ukraine threads just being off-topic /pol/ threads. +--- 636264878 +>>636259316 +Glocks can also grenade if you run non-jacketed ammo through them +--- 636264982 +>>636263956 +He's probably a czech. +--- 636266642 +Your face when all US special forces including CAG and DEVGRU have basically all swapped to Glock. +--- 636267501 +>>636264047 +>>636264870 +You're gonna bring them here if you keep mentioning it. +--- 636267652 +>>636262746 +Based. +--- 636267720 +>>636263956 +nta but it wouldn't make a difference since americans can't into geography +--- 636267778 +>>636260103 +Solid gun. Trigger makes my fingers hurt though. My brother had it for a few years now and is still very statisfied. +--- 636267798 +>>636267720 +>nta but +Get on with it you fucking pussy. +--- 636267837 +I shot a 9mm glock, beretta 92fs and they both sucked. The only nice feeling pistol I shot was a hk45. That thing was smooth +--- 636267854 +>>636251196 +MW2 (2022) did this gun justice. Long range king, set up in a lane and mow anything that comes into it! Get that 150 round mag too. Kills shit in 3-5 shots. + +https://youtu.be/jrR1fVdfONY [Embed] +https://youtu.be/Y9xMTi3axmA [Embed] +--- 636267870 +>>636250681 (OP) +>We need a cool looking shotgun +--- 636267891 +>>636267720 +Nah, I'm American and I can easily name at least 90% of countries in Eurasia if you gave me an empty map and probably tell you a little bit about each one +--- 636267907 +>>636251196 +It always annoys me how shit LMGs are because I love them +--- 636267965 +>>636258536 +how I look at this post +--- 636268118 +>>636267870 +>completely banned in the US because politicians saw it in a movie and got scared despite it being the exact same as muh ebin boomer wood shotguns +--- 636268582 +>>636263698 +glocknades were because of unsupported cartridge in 40 s&w barrels +--- 636268669 +>>636268118 +That's the spas-15 you're thinking of. +--- 636268894 +>>636268669 +No, also the 12, both are banned from import. +--- 636269446 +>>636254998 +I'd exclude SIG ever since german division got shut down by (((Cohen))). SIG current pistols are subpar if not same as glocks. +--- 636269571 +>>636251302 +Glocks are basically VW Golf or Honda Civic of firearms. Look boring, can be boring to use, but you can always find ways to get fun out of them. +--- 636269646 +>>636250681 (OP) +>our game needs a pistol that feels satisfying to shoot +--- 636269751 +I wanna buy a gun but I’m worried I might shoot myself with it +wat do +--- 636269943 +>>636269751 +Get a rocket launcher +--- 636270145 +>>636269751 +Buy one that somebody kill themselves with. You'll not only get it for cheap but you'll also know it actually works. +--- 636270317 +>>636264870 +/k/ is dead now. Only bots and shills posting there. Hiroshimoot simply doesn't care I guess. + +>>636268894 +Both are shit so burgers aren't missing much. + + +>>636269646 +>45 STRONK +>TWO WORLD WARS +--- 636270435 +>>636269751 +Trannies shouldn't get guns, statistics aren't in your favor. +--- 636270480 +>>636253480 +Wrong +The 92G is my edc +--- 636270561 +>>636250681 (OP) +the handgun in Dead Island 2. Actually that's pretty much every gun in every Dead Island game lol +--- 636270582 +>we need the most satisfying guns for every single type of weapon imaginable; pistol, shotgun, rifle, sniper etc. +>even non-conventional sci-fi shit like plasma guns, beam rifles, energy guns, crazy explosives + +>Warframe: I will literally do all of that and stuff you haven't even fucking thought of yet +--- 636270740 +i cant lie, im jelly of americans ablility to buy guns willy nilly +but i really do think one of the nights i get super drunk i would have blown my brains out or shot myself in the chest, so i suppose im happy with our system here +with that being said im planning on getting a relatively big property in woopwoop and having my family there with some sheep and all that. +so still might happen, but i dont want to do it +but drunk me is intense +--- 636271016 +>>636270582 +It doesn't have the gun autism of TF2. +--- 636271102 +>>636263612 +what an abomination +--- 636271109 +>>636271016 +>modern firearms with greebles +I don't get why people dickride TF2 so much. Maybe MP is really good but SP is a well-made CoD copy with robots. +--- 636271115 +>>636271016 +Tarkov is even more autistic. You can make literally any gun OP with right upgrades. +--- 636271137 +>PAP PAP PAP MOTHERFUCKER +>he isn't satisfied +--- 636271284 +>>636271016 +this isn't TF2 +--- 636271302 +>>636255927 +there's no glock in watch dogs +--- 636271386 +>>636271109 +The campaign had some very memorable moments, like boarding an enemy ship. Also BT is a bro. +--- 636271418 +>>636271137 +im a onions and i still can say that most people dont use the right audio equipment to record gun shots +--- 636271480 +>>636250681 (OP) +Submachine Guns in resident evil 4 remake are the most unsatisfying shit I've used in a shooter, a complete 180 from the original RE4 TMP which I used exclusively because it felt cool to point my laser and surgically shoot enemies +--- 636271529 +>>636271137 +>>636271418 +IRL it sounds like that +>PAP PAP PAP +>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeee +--- 636271632 +>>636259316 +Not really. Glock decided to cut costs on the 10mm AUTO caliber pistols by only making it safe for low velocity 10mm. If you bought "high-pressure" 10mm from a store it would still glocknade. +--- 636271745 +>>636270480 +ugly +--- 636271765 +>>636271480 +There's a mod that makes it so that equipping the stock on the TMP or Red9 will always keep the reticle focused. Makes them feel a lot better to shoot. No idea why they didn't do that to begin with because those stocks cost an assload of spinels. +--- 636271831 +>>636250681 (OP) + +>plastic guns + +ishygddt +--- 636271920 +>>636271831 +Is that a fucking stainless short rail? How rare is that? +--- 636271948 +>>636271529 +Realism is gay. +--- 636272090 +>>636250681 (OP) +I liked the Glock in GTA4. +It was like punching people from long range and seeing them spazz out in pain was funny +--- 636272096 +>>636256052 +They aren't +--- 636272274 +>>636271745 +cry about it +--- 636272390 +>>636255102 +>I NEED TO HAVE A GUN THAT'S.... LE UNIQUE +--- 636272469 +>>636272274 +Gross +--- 636272513 +>>636253480 +>Springfield XD +based +own a XDM 5.25 threaded barrel and it's very accurate +--- 636272541 +>>636251386 +This was posted from Austria +--- 636272596 +>>636263954 +>HK VP9 +my man +--- 636272607 +>>636259412 +Springfield unironically named their import "XD" +--- 636272630 +>>636272274 +Go back to your general, paypig. +--- 636272690 +>>636270480 +ak bro, should i go radom or zastava +--- 636272718 +>>636272390 +Can you truly call yourself a gunman if you are not using some unorthodox operated pistol in a cartridge nobody uses. +https://youtu.be/YKo06FgXlMM [Embed] +--- 636272753 +>>636272690 +Radom. 7.62x39 and especially 5.45x39 are dying calibers in the US thanks to the stupid war in Ukraine and Bidenomics+import bans +5.56 will always be your friend and it's real NATO +--- 636272835 +>>636272753 +Didn't ask, and I don't think you're the anon I was replying to. I already have an AR-10 and an AR-15. I want an AK. +--- 636272889 +>>636272835 +Nigger faggot +--- 636272912 +>>636272889 +y-you too +--- 636272921 +>>636272390 +If you want your game to be memorable, uncommon guns are preferable. Think about the Big Boss monologue about the custom 1911 in MGS3 even the Deagle in CS. +--- 636272929 +>>636250681 (OP) +>"We need a weapon in our game that feels like pushing those last squirts of cum out of your dickhole after a monste orgasm" +--- 636273047 +>>636272912 +Face reality; Russian "surplus" will fade into obscurity and will become the new German surplus meme of yesteryear. Mosins are routinely $300+ when you could've bought them for $100 a crate. Ammo too. It's not 2002 anymore, Bucko +Buy the Beryl +--- 636273050 +>>636255025 +HL2 pistol is the least satisfying gun in any game Ive ever played +--- 636273080 +>>636272912 +He's right, anon. You missed out. +--- 636273151 +>>636272929 +The 9mm feels pretty satisfying in FNV. +--- 636273175 +>>636264878 +It's not advisable to run non-jacketed bullets through any barrel that uses polygonal rifling; that isn't something that is unique to Glock. Additionally, Gen 5 Glocks now use traditional rifling so that is a moot point. + +t. someone who owns Glocks and polygonal rifled HKs +--- 636273267 +>>636250681 (OP) +>makes a POK POK POK sound +--- 636273527 +>>636250681 (OP) +I prefer something like this. Whoever uses a glock should use it on himself. +--- 636273670 +>>636273151 +After kNVSE came out, people have been able to add new animations to NV without replacing existing ones. I'm doing a new playthrough rn and installed Hitman's new animations for the vanilla weapons and its such an improvement to the originals, if you ever decide on a replay, I have nothing but praise for the man's work https://youtu.be/YF3EBTuIcP8?t=62 [Embed] +--- 636273676 +>>636273527 +Anybody that likes to use an overpriced meme ammo gun with a hideous "tacticool" two tone color deserves to get blasted by a hoodrat with a problem solver +--- 636273797 +>>636273676 +No one cares about the color retard, focus on everything else. +--- 636273806 +>>636273047 +> It's not 2002 anymore +Please don't remind me. Zoomers will never know how good everything was, unless everything magically unfucks itself. I can't find canned Russian ammo surplus anymore, only chinkshit surplus, which is orders of magnitude less accurate than real Russian 54R. + +>>636273050 +It's still better than the Doom or the Duke3D pistols. At least the HL Glock has a burst mode, which is pretty cool. +--- 636273826 +>>636273676 +Based. Anything other than a full sized metal handgun in 10mm AUTO, and you might as well put on a dress and suck truckers off at gloryholes. +--- 636273876 +>>636267854 +I find it to be an absolute slog to use compared to anything else. It is relegated to killing VTOLs and that's it. +--- 636273971 +>>636251196 +BF3 was the last time LMGs were truly good and I fucking loved it. +--- 636274024 +>our game needs a pistol that looks and sounds satisfying to shoot +>say no more +--- 636274227 +>>636250681 (OP) +>we need a gun we can pop into a medieval fantasy world without raising a stink about it +--- 636274494 +>>636273050 +you're forgetting the combine rifle (without grenades). feels as useless as it looks in the movie it rips off. +--- 636274530 +>>636273806 +>At least the HL Glock has a burst mode, which is pretty cool. +HL had full-auto mode and HL2 had janky "unload X bullets at once" mode. CS had burst fire option, though. +--- 636274626 +>>636274227 +So true +--- 636274698 +>>636250681 (OP) +>our spy game needs a weapon that sucks ass +>already got you boss +--- 636274817 +>>636274227 +More modern games should have these +Imagine one tapping someone with a Flintlock in counter strike +--- 636274936 +>>636274698 +If I.G.I. Origins doesn't this gun I'm not pirating it. +--- 636275082 +Name me 10 games with good gunplay that aren't MP only or a stalker mod diff --git a/v/636250764.txt b/v/636250764.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f14ad8c4472dfc2640ef9f0f83367830780f98e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636250764.txt @@ -0,0 +1,493 @@ +----- +--- 636250764 +DEVIL BY DAY +DEMON BY NIGHT +--- 636250895 +Don't mind me, just bringing this bottle to page 10. +--- 636251474 +>>636250764 (OP) +Forbidden ussy. +--- 636251548 +>>636250895 +smug little fucker +--- 636251613 +>>636250764 (OP) +Magic has ruined this land. +--- 636251718 +>>636250895 +did you buy your own courier on mid, /v/? +--- 636251797 +>>636251718 +I didn't even buy the courier when I was support. +--- 636251806 +>>636250764 (OP) +Ratchet up the trap, yeah! +--- 636251892 +>>636250895 +Dota truly died with the removal of bottle crowing (and then it truly-truly died with the cancelling of Grandgrant and Tobiwan). +If you're not driving your team up the wall by repeatedly promising they'll be able to use the courier next, and then fiendishly sending it back to fountain with your sippy cup... what's the point? +--- 636251928 +There is a fine line between bravery, and stupidity +--- 636252018 +>>636250895 +Giving every player a courier is genuinely one of the best things they've ever done for the game. +--- 636252062 +>>636251892 +Tobiwan shouldn't have been cancelled, all he did was have sex with someone who wanted a relationship with him and he didn't want it. Still don't get how that cancelled someone, it's like Chris Avellone, it's like people never even read the girls statements of what actually happened. Grandgrant was a fucking weirdo though, he harrassed several girls non stop and even had court cases against him. +--- 636252069 +>>636251928 +>Although I'm not afraid of dying, I'd still prefer not to +Why is he so based +--- 636252104 +HONDA HUNT +--- 636252246 +>>636252018 +Bounty hunter mains salivating I bet. +--- 636252460 +>>636251892 +Wait, what? +The fuck did Tobiwan do? +he was one of the few cool guys that really liked his job +--- 636252576 +>>636250764 (OP) +>>636252104 +Porn has ruined this character for me... +--- 636252723 +>>636252246 +Go ahead, I guess. You kill a courier and moderately inconvenience one out of five players on the other team, and in exchange miss out on gold and XP from farming lanes or jungle. +--- 636252747 +>>636250764 (OP) +i'll take a Crack Addict +--- 636252751 +>>636250764 (OP) +This nigga looks like a blue Khem Val from The Old Republic. +--- 636252790 +proper skux +--- 636253054 +with delicious intent +--- 636253161 +... +--- 636253310 +>>636253161 +>Marci's 5th ability (innate): Silences and mutes have no effect on her. +--- 636253360 +How's the state of the game these days? Stopped playing sometime after they introduced Monkey King to the game with 2.9k hours logged. Noticed they added a new champ based on Dia de los Meurtos which I thought is pretty cool. +--- 636253457 +>>636253360 +wasn't too sure on the latest patch, but it's growing on me +the new characters are pretty good, and the game has changed a bit, but i'd say its overall good +--- 636253458 +>>636252747 +Ah, what's good for me is bad for thee. +--- 636253539 +>>636253458 +I take, and i take +here let me give BACK +--- 636253579 +>>636253360 +game just got an update that is of a size of 7.00, ton of new shit and many players actually seem to have come back. BKB is bad now which sucks if you're a carry player +--- 636253607 +>>636253539 +--- 636253627 +>>636252751 +Is it the pussy-mouth? +--- 636253727 +All they need to do is nerf aura items and a few heroes and this patch is pretty much perfect. +--- 636253773 +>>636253161 +My favourite character in Dota 2. She would have to be best GIRL instead of character if they put the original Legion Commander into Dota 2 +--- 636253783 +>>636250764 (OP) +DAYWALKER +NIGHTRAPIST +--- 636253818 +>>636253727 +which ones need the nerf? +only ones i've seen get picked almost 100% of the time are Enchantres Thanks to the BKB nerf and Ogre +--- 636253857 +>>636252576 +Why is half of it gay? +--- 636253916 +>>636252460 +He got in the way of Capitalist's career. In retrospect it shouldve been obvious that name was going to stab his friend in the back for self-gain +metoo cancel culture came for Dota out of nowhere and it came hard, with multiple people getting hit by allegations. A feminist takeover of the declining scene, in retrospect, was also obviously coming at one point or another. Zyori was hit but managed to get away unscathed (he's an open crossdresser now). Tobi was hit and his fellows turned on him immediately like some Game of Thrones type shit. The evidence against him was never even released for public view iirc. He was unpersoned like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas and that was that and you were supposed to just forget about him. +--- 636253953 +>>636253857 +>suddenly +--- 636253994 +>>636253857 +Dotards are homosexuals +--- 636253998 +UGHHH SUNSHINE +>>636252104 +Luna also says that with a funny accent. +--- 636254191 +>>636253360 +I've come back after having stopped playing in 2016. I'm mostly sticking with my old standbys (Dragon Knight, Sven, and Centaur), but I'm having a good time. +--- 636255202 +>>636250764 (OP) +YOU WILL REMEMBER YORICK MORI. +--- 636255367 +I only play 12v12, Overthrow 24 man, and PVE modes. +--- 636255508 +>I hate life +--- 636255831 +My husband Rubick +--- 636255912 +I have exclusive leaks: +The new frontiers is just a red herring. This is not the real big update. The reason they took too long to release the actual big update is because they were busy securing the rights to HON heroes to be released right after the new frontier update. +--- 636255929 +PREPARE FOR REPAIRS! +--- 636256084 +>>636250764 (OP) +>patch fixes matchmaking +>boosters, spammers, cheaters and smurfs getting readjusted to their actual ranks in 2-3 games +>some people literally getting given -1500 MMR from losing a single game +the massive amounts of butthurt russians online at the moment is fucking hilarious +--- 636256261 +>>636256084 +>some people literally getting given -1500 MMR from losing a single game +--- 636256591 +>>636250895 +>courier 3 seconds away from delivering my items +>some nigger with a script keeps calling the courier before it brings my shit +>mash F3 and have to run towards the courier +>tp base, buy 25 couriers and send them all mid to die +I kinda miss it +--- 636256597 +>spend 4 hours playing 4 games +>win 3 of them +>gain 2MMR +--- 636256661 +>>636256084 +>>636256261 +yeah the system automatically changes your rank if it knows you use alt accounts, boosting accounts etc +--- 636256783 +>>636255912 +I want to believe... +--- 636256849 +>>636251892 +It died when they removed single courier that everyone would fight over priority for and if they didnt get their way they'd dump items on the ground and a-click them. +Good times. +--- 636256885 +>>636252062 +Tobi was already on edge for "lamer than a nigger's baby" and other similar comments. Really miss him though, only OD can compare to his casting. +--- 636256892 +IF I EVER GET MY CLAWS ON THAT BIRD +--- 636256923 +>>636252723 +>gives your team a 200g advantage +Nothing personal, kid. +--- 636257037 +>>636253310 +>also disables your pings, chat and microphone +--- 636257085 +>>636255912 +That's some massive copium. +--- 636257316 +>>636255912 +I wanted to believe. But tencent owns the company that owns the rights to HoN. So that aint happenin +--- 636257498 +>>636257316 +>tencent owns the company that owns the rights to HoN +lame +so sad to see savage series go like that +it had so much genuinely cool shit +--- 636258113 +>>636257316 +It's so bullshit that a company would just let their IP rot away in storage instead of selling it off to people who can actually use and keep it alive. +--- 636259678 +>>636250764 (OP) +IF I EVER GET MY CLAWS ON THAT BIRD. +--- 636259743 +>>636256892 +>>636259678 +Who is this "bird" +--- 636259794 +>>636251892 +>Dota truly died with the removal of bottle crowing +--- 636259919 +>>636250764 (OP) +i cant tell if its a good or bad sign when bat man is insta locked by a teammate +--- 636260035 +>>636259743 +that bird +--- 636260392 +>>636259743 +the rooster. +because it makes the sound when the sun rises. +--- 636261987 +DAY TUCKER +NIGHT FUCKER +--- 636262659 +>>636260035 +This is gay porn isn't it +--- 636262736 +>>636261987 +>tfw bamboe is dead :(((((( +--- 636262761 +>>636262659 +it's a solo jerk off image if I remember correctly +still pretty gay +--- 636263193 +>>636262736 +Shouldn't have bought into the crypto meme without expecting to possibly lose everything. +--- 636264286 +>>636262736 +I'll miss El Kapitan, but he don goofed up. Especially by actually commiting the suicide +--- 636265258 +>>636259743 +the bird is phoenix, but it can also be the rooster. But it could be both. I drew pic related for my fellow ns enjoyers +--- 636265292 +how do we feel about this guy? +--- 636265385 +>>636265292 +he looked better with hair +a shame really +--- 636265398 +FIVE ENEMIES, FIVE BOUNTIES + MY BLADES WILL DO THE TALKING, MY BLADES WILL DO THE TALKING, MY BLADES WILL DO THE TALKING +--- 636265463 +>>636265398 +Pavise on BH is borderline DUMMY +Build a Vanguard and you are a fucking brick shit house +--- 636265821 +>>636250764 (OP) +Used to be my favorite hero before they cucked him into alchemist 2.0. His ult completely ruined him for me. His passive should have an active component that lets him fly for 2 seconds like it used to and his ult should be the old darkness that made everyone shit themselves because I CAN'T SEE. +--- 636265929 +>>636256084 +Really? Is Dota actually fixed now? +--- 636266083 +>>636253818 +Medusa comes to mind, they over buffed her with the letter patch and she's stupid strong. +--- 636266158 +>>636255202 +if only riot did +--- 636266192 +>>636265821 +What'd they change about his ult? +--- 636266497 +>>636266192 +His ult used to bring the night AND decrease vision of enemies during the night so the other team would feel claustrophobic and oppressed by the small vision radius but it didn't give him flight and it didn't increase his damage. He was generally strong all the time during the night, not just when he popped his not-alchemist-big-boost button. But now since his ult is so strong all of his other stats have to be tuned around it. +--- 636266578 +>>636252246 +>>636252723 +Offlane Pos 4 I usually setup a deep ward and snipe couriers. I can normally get 5 courier kills in the laning phase at my elo, because players are retarded. Good gold for the team, stops the safelaners getting regen and gives my offlaner some time for solo XP which is what they usually want. +--- 636266704 +>>636256084 +>Play 2 games +>my MMR went up by 1100 +It feels like it just reset me to what I used to be after not playing for years and being soft deranked +--- 636266858 +>>636252576 +Dota barely has porn, Tortuga made like half of it. +--- 636267136 +I loved playing nightstalker. Flying out of the trees and just slaughtering from the shadows. +--- 636267138 +I only play botmatches with two other friends because fuck playing with other people. +--- 636267148 +MOBAs kinda suck ass but Dota2 cast is giga soul +too bad Valve is done making games because their writers were great +--- 636267324 +>Playing Dota +Anon you're supposed to WATCH Dota! +--- 636267475 +>>636262736 +>>636263193 +>>636264286 +QRD? +--- 636267515 +>>636250764 (OP) +Made for starring in artwork alongside Lanaya the Templar Assassin +--- 636267607 +>>636256885 +Nah by the end half of Tobi's cast was shit fucking references to Game of Thrones every single fucking game I was so sick of it. +--- 636267619 +SPROINK!!! +--- 636267675 +>>636266858 +there is plenty of mireska and I don't care about other characters +--- 636267723 +>>636267475 +Bamboe, former professional Dotka Zwei player and a pal of SingSing, took his life year and a half ago +The most often repeated reasoning for his deed was that he invested most of his capital into crypto and fucking lost it all. But AFAIK no definite answer has really been given +--- 636267729 +>>636267675 +>SHITreska +--- 636267764 +>>636267675 +tell me about this pink bitch +isn't she a runaway with Daddy issues? +why do people like her +--- 636267780 +>>636265929 +nope +you get uncalibrated, herald, guardians, crusaders AND archons scattered in matches now +just had a match with 4 guardian IIs vs a whole team of archons +ended with medusa 35/0/40 +oh by the way medusa is literally uncounterable now + +>>636266704 +>after being soft deranked +before the patch, like 50% of the playerbase was clumped in Herald. if you were 3k MMR in 2016 or so you were 10MMR in the last patch +--- 636267829 +>>636267764 +fairy pussy +funny accent +--- 636267868 +>>636267764 +>isn't she a runaway with Daddy issues? +psychopath that stole some shit from a guild she was in +>why do people like her +because the only decent dota hentai artist draws hentai exclusively of her and no-one else, also her accent is hot +--- 636267890 +>>636266858 +True but the porn it does have is some of the best of any community +--- 636267908 +>>636267764 +What's with Dota heroes and muh daddy issues? Can we get good dad hero? +--- 636268106 +So why is everyone playing Dota 2 again, is it because of Forsen? +--- 636268110 +>>636267780 +>medusa is literally uncounterable now +they removed diffusal blade? +--- 636268141 +>>636268106 +I never stopped just took long breaks but this new patch is uniornically fresh and interesting again. i haven't had this much fun in dota since pre 7.00 +--- 636268161 +>>636268106 +The newest patch is bonkers and fun +--- 636268505 +>>636267780 +What happens if I buy diffusal? +--- 636268569 +>>636268505 +You'll sunder this cabal +--- 636268710 +>>636267868 +Do you know that she's been with a man who is one the few alive who does not have the advantage and blessing of not being Anthony Burch? +--- 636268718 +>>636268106 +Our King returned. +--- 636268828 +>>636267764 +One dedicated artist who draws porn of her +--- 636268852 +>>636267764 +>>636267908 +samefag +--- 636269075 +https://youtu.be/ikeojRFHEG4 [Embed] + +will league fans lurking here take the dota pill +--- 636269156 +FROM TEEP TO TEEP +--- 636269487 +>>636268110 +nah, but good luck getting close enough to her to use it lol +if you're in range to hit her with anything you're already dead +--- 636269902 +>>636267675 +>>636266858 +Is the Dota Art scene really that barren? I might be tempted to start drawing dota since I've been playing it for decades now and I feel like the game is underappreciated by the rest of the internet outside of its players. +--- 636270240 +>>636269902 +It's definitely quite empty compared to its viewerbase, especially contrasted against something like League. +--- 636270502 +>>636267780 +pl literally wrecks her alone with only a diffusal, what are you on about. she is by no means uncounterable. +AM also destroys her shit and one nyx ult nukes half her mana no matter her amount. + +You dont even play the game. +--- 636270523 +>>636250764 (OP) +>DEVIL BY DAY DEMON BY NIGHT +But those are the same thing +--- 636270738 +>>636270523 +Devils are patient and calculating, demons are feral and violent. He's always evil and scary. +--- 636270748 +Every time I think about reinstalling this game, I remember the reason I quit in the first place: there are no English speakers left on the American servers +--- 636270804 +>>636269902 +It's combination of game appealing only to sweats ie. bar set too high for your average joe, meh characters, meh ""l*re"" and overall meh art direction +--- 636271113 +>>636270748 +Then go to SEA server, everyone speaks english and anyone who doesn't gets mocked and treated as if they're speaking an alien language, literally. +--- 636271141 +>>636270804 +lmao dota 2 and meh characters dont go hand to hand +--- 636271210 +>>636265292 +He's cringe, but the good kind of cringe. +--- 636271491 +>>636268718 +His mirana is good but I enjoy support mirana more. +--- 636271497 +>>636270738 +Like I said the same fucking thing +--- 636271739 +>>636250895 +--- 636271963 +>>636265821 +The I can’t see shit part was cool but peak of an old NS was walking gay ward with agha up his ass while new one at peak bitch slaps enemy cores with basher while still giving some vision. +--- 636272187 +Ok bros +I come to you for help +I play Support and ever since this new map I feel like I've gotten brain damage. +How the fuck do you ward this map? +Enemy movements feel so unpredictable now. +I know I'm bad but at least before I could stay out of trouble. +--- 636273090 +>>636269902 +that would be based +--- 636273148 +>>636272187 +fuck warding +how the fuck do you DEWARD the map +im about to start picking slark 4 unironically +--- 636273380 +>>636273148 +What does Slark do that makes him a good dewarder? +--- 636273431 +>>636272187 +>Are you losing? +Ward your junggle, specifically your safelane extra junggle +>Are you winning? +Ward their safelane junggles and Tormentors +--- 636273513 +>>636273380 +Loses his ult's passive HP regen if in enemy vision, which usually tips you off that there's a ward or invis enemy hero nearby. +--- 636273903 +Bros... + +I love the new Clinkz +--- 636273963 +>>636253360 +They just rolled out an update that's made the map larger +--- 636274103 +>>636253360 +>Noticed they added a new champ based on Dia de los Meurtos which I thought is pretty cool. +She is just like sniper but with more aids, don't bother. +--- 636274159 +>>636271113 +Aus here, reminder that we hate SEA dogbrains +--- 636274308 +>>636274159 +Yes, but we don't think about you at all. In fact, i never remembered you existed until now. Keep seething in the background. +--- 636274417 +>>636274308 +Someone translate this from monkey to English please +--- 636274527 +>>636274417 +I understand it just fine. You should stop seething like he said. +--- 636274597 +>>636274527 +Why is there suddenly an influx of animal speak +--- 636274667 +>>636274308 +Aussie BTFO by based seamonkey +--- 636274746 +>>636274308 +K E K diff --git a/v/636251063.txt b/v/636251063.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f5f87aef1b20605264ca3b242dad28a719904cc7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636251063.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1119 @@ +----- +--- 636251063 +should video games be censored and have their original artistic vision compromised to appeal to certain regions? +--- 636251156 +NO FUCK TOWELHEAD CAMELFUCKERS. NO CENSORSHIP MEANS NO CENSORSHIP NOT OH THERE'S A LITTLE DICK IN ASS ACTION? NOW I'M FOR IT. FUCK YOU. +--- 636251204 +>>636251063 (OP) +why do you keep spaming this shit +kill yourself +--- 636251279 +We don't need a thread about this every single hour +--- 636251415 +>>636251063 (OP) +Don't care. Still buying it for this handsome lad. +--- 636251445 +>>636251063 (OP) +no +they shouldn't be censored for uae or usa or anywhere else. +If the creator willingly makes changes to accommodate regions I'll be disappointed but understanding but they shouldn't be FORCED to accommodate those regions +--- 636251479 +>>636251156 +Based +--- 636251487 +>>636251063 (OP) +XVI has no artistic vision, as demonstrated from the art. +--- 636251491 +>people keep spamming this tweet specifically because of the title +>the actual article says its only rumors and the origin of that rumor came from 4chan +--- 636251503 +Is the MC gay or is it a side character? +--- 636251521 +>>636251063 (OP) +Most muslims are gay so I don't understand why they're mad. +--- 636251530 +Faggots should be banned from all media representation +--- 636251570 +>twitter screencap thread by psxbnin +--- 636251602 +>>636251503 +It's not even confirmed, but it's one of the side characters. The rumor came from 4chan. +--- 636251690 +>>636251503 +Nigger you have literally zero idea what FF16 is if you're seriously asking this. +Jesus Christ you faggots all jumped over this like flies without even thinking for a second what you're eating up. +--- 636251737 +>>636251415 +>turns out gay sex appeals to gay people +The proof is in your post. +--- 636251862 +>>636251530 +Okay, let's start with you. +--- 636251919 +>>636251690 +I'm just curious why are you freaking out? +--- 636252228 +Why are you people so obsessed with gay sex that youve spammed several threads for the past couple of days. +Youre basically proving outrage marketing and clickbaiting correct. +Hell FF16 was basically solely focused on gameplay and story showings but its literally this rumor mill over the Saudi banning and americans literally OBSESSING over gays that's gotten them so many headlines and tweets. + So many of you fags are the reason all marketing is like this in this day and age except this wasnt planned marketing, this is accidental marketing over shit like rumors that's out of their control. +If it turns out to be wrong they might unironically consider actually adding and parading around a gay character next time from all the eyes and clicks you've given FF16 off of these unsubstantiated rumors. +--- 636252442 +>>636251063 (OP) +This nigga really looked at the last thread being near bump limit and decided to make the same exact thread that will get the same exact replies. Go play video games retard +--- 636252706 +>>636252442 +Its no doubt the same Australian abbo schizo thats been trying for months to get anti-FF16 sentiment to stick. Hell this isnt even the first time he's been spamming the gay dion rumors. +Now thats hes gotten retards to collectively take his hook hes going to keep spamming it ALL DAY EVERY DAY. I mean genuinely, mods have not been able to ban him for years. +--- 636252841 +Is Barry a vidya journalist now? I will not be surprised due to his autistic rage for everything ffxvi. Like the nightcrawler film where the journo began committing crimes so that he can report on them by himself. +--- 636252874 +test +--- 636252962 +This article isn't a general. Fuck off with this shit already it didn't need 10 threads. +--- 636253165 +>>636252962 +Better contact mods then. +Fucking Barry is going to keep spamming these for who knows how long. +--- 636253380 +I want games to have homos if they want to. +--- 636253443 +>If you don't use the FF name, it's Babylon Fall +JP-KINO for the thread. +--- 636253628 +>>636251919 +Freaking out? +How soft are you, anon? +--- 636253675 +>>636253380 +I want all media creators to stop selling content to Muslim majority nations. Deprave them of "degenerated culture." I'm sure they can create local content to meet the demand. +--- 636253775 +>>636253675 +How come arabs and mexicans and shit don't have a single vidya game worth talking about? +3rd world poor slavs can do it so it's not a poverty thing. I don't understand it. I wanna live in a world where there's another entire genre of (country) game +--- 636253907 +>>636251063 (OP) +America does that with every Japanese game that gets localized, but now you all care about it? +Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. +--- 636253958 +>>636253775 +Theyre not educated enough to be programmers +--- 636254006 +>>636251063 (OP) +Wonder how many "ew icky me hate not buy" posts you retards are going to copy and paste from the million other threads about this you faggots keep making. +--- 636254042 +>>636253958 +But surely some of them are, right? +Again, what about these dirty poor russians and polacks? They're often fucking retarded. +--- 636254072 +>>636251491 +And the entirely of /v/ believes it 100% with no question or thought because it desperately needs something new to rage and rant about. And they have the audacity to scream that everyone else is a bunch of mindless drone sheep. +--- 636254178 +>>636254042 +They move to america if they are +--- 636254185 +>>636252228 +>>636252706 +It honestly feels like another discord raid. +--- 636254290 +>>636251063 (OP) +No. +--- 636254346 +>>636251063 (OP) +Reported the last 5 of these threads with the EXACT image for spam and janitors will do nothing, welcome to /v/ +--- 636254387 +>>636254178 +I guess that makes sense. +Still though there should atleast be one diamond in the rough +A nice Indian dev/genre or something +PooRPG +--- 636254391 +>>636251156 +fpbp. Fuck tuskan raiders, they fuck little boys like their lives depended on it, the only reason they hate gays is because the sandpeople only enjoy bumsex when they're raping kids. +--- 636254624 +>>636254391 +no one actually cares about the saudis anon they are just the smoke on the horizon +--- 636254636 +>>636252228 +Nintendies are focusing on FF16 since RE4R is out now. Notice how RE4R threads are better since they are focused on FF16 now +Next ones will be Rebirth, Elden Ring dlc and armored core 6 +--- 636254707 +aerial sex with the bird +--- 636254754 +I highly doubt it's anymore than a kiss and gentle touch. People here act like it's going to be an hour long scene of hardcore gay sex. +--- 636254758 +>>636254346 +Discussing video games is suppose to be encouraged. +--- 636254761 +Final Floptasy 16. Real men play Xenoblade +--- 636254778 +>>636252228 +This news actually made me not wanna buy FF16 tho +--- 636254779 +>>636254290 +>YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY WITH HIM! HES STINKY! HES BAD!!! +How did that utter faggot ever make such a kino representation of an incorruptible avenger without the empathy to understand him +--- 636254785 +>>636251156 +FPBP +--- 636254802 +>>636254636 +Are these Nintendies in the room with us now? +--- 636254804 +>>636254636 +I liked Metroid Dread +They should be happy they have one whole BANGER on the babyconsole +--- 636254816 +>>636254707 +Whore +I love her. +--- 636254819 +>>636254761 +Xenoblade is out and exists. Final Fantasy isn't out yet, so of course they have nothing to draw. +--- 636254853 +>>636252228 +>>636254185 +The vast majority of them are Barry threads, same as all FFXVI related threads since the game was announced. +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/The%20least%20ambitious%20Final%20Fantasy./ +--- 636254859 +>>636254758 +Too bad its all twittershit +--- 636254885 +>>636254779 +Kind of the same thing with Falling Down or They Live +Funny how the soifaggots accidently let based shine through in their attempts at WITTY SATIRE OHOHOHO +--- 636254902 +>>636251063 (OP) +--- 636254908 +The real question is how does Shiva look like? +--- 636254920 +>>636254761 +>mogging + +Barry not even trying to hide his falseflagging trying to stir up shit between fanbases. +--- 636254950 +>>636254908 +Titties like a dog +Just four rows of mega milkies +--- 636254984 +>>636254920 +>mogging is Barry-specific language now +schizo-bros...we lost +--- 636254987 +>>636254908 +--- 636255013 +>>636254185 +Its pretty much tendies doomposting another game +--- 636255029 +>>636254984 +He insists upon himself +--- 636255039 +>>636254902 +And this is coming from places that'll cut your hands off for petty theft. +>>636254987 +Beautiful +--- 636255047 +>>636255013 +Why are you so convinced it's Nintendo fans? +--- 636255092 +>>636254802 +>>636255047 +I love how tendies stop for a moment to deny it's tendies +--- 636255201 +>>636255047 +Not that anon but before resident evil 4 remake used to have the same schizo posting +Also tendies are known as shitposters +--- 636255236 +He loves it. +--- 636255274 +>>636255236 +>MMO playing homosexual worships e-celebs +Many such cases +--- 636255278 +>>636251063 (OP) +So will they change the story because of this? SA is a major market for them. +--- 636255293 +>>636255092 +Why would they give a shit about this game? + +>>636255201 +So you're just claiming it because of two separate things? +--- 636255385 +>FF went back to being Snoy exclusive after 13 and 15 +>suddenly it's le mature game for mature gamers with tacked on fagshit for ESG score +--- 636255390 +>>636255274 +Games sell by streamer/influencer approval now, have you been living under a rock? +--- 636255401 +>>636255293 +Why are you talking in 3rd person? We already know your fandom is fucking trash. You even lose your shit with steam deck when deck sold like 1/50 of Switch +--- 636255446 +>>636251063 (OP) +Yes. +Remove all LGBT and Feminist garbage, and you get unbanned in half of Europe, Asia, and Africa, which approximately make up 70% of the Human species (a number which is increasing since West is dying out incels now because of LGBT and Feminist influence). +Otherwise, we can live just fine without your propaganda, as we did for hundreds of thousands of years. +--- 636255448 +>>636255385 +>Western type of Blockbuster +>Gay sex scene +It's so so ogre... +--- 636255472 +>>636255385 +Nobody gives a fuck irl, stop this fake outrage +--- 636255518 +>>636255448 +>Written in Japanese and English simultaneously +FF-bros... +Did this fat, bald faggot sabotage the game? +--- 636255541 +>>636255390 +>e-celebs dictate gaming now +--- 636255564 +>>636255448 +That's to make localization faster. Capcom also gives priority to english voices too +--- 636255586 +>>636255390 +>schizo head-canon +Don't go into business anon, you're too easily influenced by memes. +--- 636255635 +>>636255401 +Lay off the drugs, son. +--- 636255637 +>>636251156 +fpbp the people cheering this on are hypocrites of the highest order. But what's new. +--- 636255639 +>>636251063 (OP) +Seeing how this is the most hated game now in /v/ it must means its good +/v/ also said RE4 Remake was gonna be terrible and they failed +--- 636255660 +>>636255401 +Nobody is talking about Nintendo here but you anon. It's like nazis living rent free in the heads of twitter troons. Not everything is tendies attacking you. +--- 636255745 +>>636255660 +talking in the third person again, don't you have a deck to schizo over? +--- 636255863 +>>636255660 +He didn't even complain about nintendo just tendies and yes, they are awful and have been doing this shit with pretty much every big games that comes +--- 636255913 +This is the first game ever that's made me feel like I need to adjust my monitor brightness/contrast/gamma settings +I don't know if my settings have been wrong all this time or it's just this game in particular that has stupid color grading +--- 636256067 +>>636251063 (OP) +Never. Be it homosexual men or loli's panties every regulatory body on this blue marble we share can eat shit with their fascistic censorship. Leave artists be. All companies should tell any country rejecting their art to get fucked and simply not release it there. +--- 636256226 +Faggot Fantasy: 16 Pozzed Loads in Clive's Ass +--- 636256310 +>>636253443 +more like JP-RETARD for the thread, holy shit +not that they would know, they are too busy being good little paypiggies for their Chinese masters while they LARP on 5ch as a nationalist +--- 636256407 +>>636255660 +Anon, are you a tendie or not? +You protest too much. You make it obvious that you are a nintendork and are taking his attacks personally. +Which is gay because being a nintendo fan shouldn't be part of your personality. I like Metroid and Zelder but it doesn't make me cry when someone bullies nintendorks. +--- 636256418 +>>636254761 +>the fucking pixiv counting from /vg/ gacha threads has made it to XVI threads on /v/ +holy shit you actually can't make this up, kill yourself you fucking sperg, go back +it was stupid then and it's even stupider now, Jesus Christ +--- 636256634 +>>636256067 +nah, child pornography is shameful +Fuck that +--- 636256657 +The game is already rated. +It has nudity -slight amounts of nudity. +This is why it's getting banned. +Stop believing clickbait bullshit that uses /v/ shitposts as a source. +--- 636256801 +>>636256657 +I'm gonna make a retarded guess and assume it's not even the slight nudity. Maybe there's some weird FF version of Muslim theology or culture in it and it made their towels get fussy +--- 636256858 +>>636256801 +Considering that one of the regions it not-Arabia/Thanalan. That might actually be the case +--- 636257131 +>>636256858 +I might go even farther and say when it's played people are gonna have a hard time finding out what did it because it could just be retarded misunderstanding that only they would see. +Like how they banned some fast food thing because the logo kinda looked like the oogabooga rune for mohammed or some shit like that. +--- 636257151 +>catering to what old arabs who've never touched a video game in their lives think +--- 636257347 +>>636251063 (OP) +>should video games be censored and have their original artistic vision compromised to appeal to certain regions? +Interesting question, my initial gut feeling is fuck censorship because it actually works, and contribute to make this world a lot more dumber and ignorant than it already is. +I thought maybe a pro cencorship counterpoint would fall into my head while writing this, as a contrarian voice usually has something to contribute. However I found what was nagging me was how Americans will only discuss politics with each other in BAD faith and as GOTCHAS. And I just really hope you climb out of this haze so you can get anything productive done about the MIC. +--- 636257528 +>>636251063 (OP) +Barry won. It's over. Discussion is ruined untill the game comes out (and maybe even then) +--- 636257539 +>>636251063 (OP) +Just don't buy the game retards, or buy them if you are a raging faggot. Literally who cares if some random ass country is going to ban a game, not my fucking problem. +--- 636257579 +>>636257151 +>catering +The country banned it, retard +It wasn't like squeenix censored the game for everyone +--- 636257601 +>>636257528 +I'm curious who the fuck is Barry? Can someone explain to me? +--- 636257603 +>>636251063 (OP) +when did final fantasy start having sex scenes? +--- 636257808 +>>636254761 +>counting artwork +Another one added to the list +--- 636257870 +>>636257528 +Just wait for elden ring dlc or ac6 so tendies move to those. Worked for RE4R +--- 636257996 +>>636251063 (OP) +Short answer: no. + +Art should not be censored solely to appeal to demographics, regardless of whether they're domestic or international. Censorship by a third party is never a good thing. I doubt this FF character's romance is all that integral to whatever "killing god with friendship" metaphor the game uses, but my point still stands. +--- 636258026 +>>636255274 +Yes, yes, we get it. You want to get fucked in the ass by a MMO player. Really no need to project this much in an anonymous image board. +--- 636258029 +>>636257601 +I don't really know his origins, but he is a schitzo who got mind broken when ff15 flopped, and ever since ff16 got announced has had a vendetta against it. He samefags constantly all day every day, trying to stir up hate for ff16. The funny thing is I don't think he was even the one who found this tweet, but stole it from some random retards thread. He also maybe seethes about ff14 too and watches tranny porn, but that may be a different schitzo. +--- 636258074 +>>636255639 +Same falseflaggers. See: Elden Ring +--- 636258268 +ff16 is literally more woke than Forspoken +--- 636258272 +>>636258074 +I only played elden ring for an hour and I borrowed it from a friend, but in my experience I was bored the whole time. Seeing people talk about it like it's the greatest game ever is kind of strange +--- 636258305 +>>636251491 +no its true the scene was already leaked +https://youtu.be/jhzzQd5hdCM [Embed] +--- 636258329 +>>636257996 +Honestly do we even see gay men that much? Maybe he was raped or its a plot related to the character about tefusing to get an heir +FF7R and The Witcher 3 has faggotry too and people don't give a fuck. I could understand if it was your typical ugly Aloy and Ellie lesbians on your face but so far Dion is the most hidden character +Hell, Piers is a popular resident evil character in Japan because of the fujos, and I don't see people making this drama with FE gay marriage and FE Engage censoring romance +--- 636258416 +>>636251279 +we're laughing at ff16 being pozzed +--- 636258428 +>>636258074 +So why is it always falseflagging when someone points at you, tendies? No, it's not xboxfags since they barely exist and they are mostly gamepassfags, no, pcfags are not retarded since they can wait to play a game +--- 636258470 +>>636256634 +Fuck off fascist. Obviously we're not including anything that harmed real children but a drawing? A 3D model? Fuck off. Don't like it, play something else. I didn't like what they did to Ellie in part 2 but I'm not fucking rooting for its ban. +--- 636258492 +>>636258428 +>implying anyone wants to play this game besides MMO-fags +holy KEK +--- 636258503 +>>636252706 +>bro its literally 1 guy!?!? +--- 636258548 +>>636258492 +Never played a mmo. Dunno why you tendies can't accept people are interested in an adventure game +--- 636258549 +>>636258428 +I play all of these games I just call it as I see it, retarded fanboys who only play one type of game (or just final fantasy 15) doomposting every 5 seconds about fake bullshit +--- 636258597 +>>636258549 +>he still thinks the leak that got goetz and charon right is fake +--- 636258617 +>>636258549 +>i't's a ff15fag! +Kek, your precious barry had a limited Zelda edition. +FF15 is a short game always on sale, anyone interested on it already played it and they can be waiting for ff16 too +--- 636258620 +>>636255448 +>wrote the game in english and japanese +thats actually based and a good way to have accurate localization +--- 636258649 +>>636258597 +None of this was mentioned anywhere in my post so I'll assume you replied to the wrong person. +--- 636258685 +>>636258548 +--- 636258705 +>>636255637 +people aren't cheering for the game to be censored in saudi arabia +people are laughing at the game and its fans for having gay shit +get it straight +--- 636258725 +>>636255401 +MEDS NOW +--- 636258726 +>>636257601 +A nintendie larping as a ff15 fanboy like when they used Shazam to shit on Elden Ring +--- 636258731 +>>636258492 +>tendie trying too hard. Again. +--- 636258773 +>>636258617 +Is this supposed to be english? +--- 636258789 +>>636258685 +Just to be curious, what is wrong with MMOs? Is it because Nintendo didn't make a popular MMO? +--- 636258823 +>>636258731 +>>636258789 +>it's TENDIES! +holy KEK +--- 636258837 +They have to be catering to fags because wtf is this Odin design +--- 636258875 +>>636258705 +Siding with the camel fuckers to own the gays isn't as "based pogger" as you think it is. +--- 636258885 +>>636258823 +>tendies can call others mmofags +Fuck off +--- 636258907 +>>636258837 +Post body +--- 636258934 +Lol I can't even remember a single kiss scene in older ff games, even in games where the romance was a main focus like ff8, and now we are getting a gay sex scene in ff16. Japan really is compromised and culturally colonized at this point. +--- 636258940 +>>636258907 +>faggot asks for fap material +the absolute STATE of FF-FAGS +--- 636258961 +>>636258875 +100% censoring anything is retarded and extremely retarded when the reason is a barbaric religion +--- 636259009 +>>636258940 +Come back when you can squat at least 200 below parallel +--- 636259023 +>>636258837 +It's fucking based is what it is. Skeletor looking ass giganigga. +--- 636259035 +>>636259009 +>200 +HOLY KEK +--- 636259056 +>>636258875 +I'd rather side with the sand niggers than with you troons +--- 636259061 +>>636258875 +are you illiterate? where in my post did I mention I was "siding with the camel fuckers"? +--- 636259064 +the west is dying and thats a good thing. keep your homosexuality +--- 636259097 +>>636258934 +--- 636259107 +>>636258837 +post abs +--- 636259125 +fucking OBSESSED lmfao +--- 636259127 +>>636258823 +>Got found out. Like a dumb bitch. +>Deflects even harder. +--- 636259152 +>>636255274 +I am an expert on this e-celeb and I can tell you he doesn't like XIV +He's a XI shill though +--- 636259167 +>>636259097 +Well yeah I guess I forgot this one +--- 636259172 +>>636258934 +Dumb tendie doomer +--- 636259183 +>>636259056 +troons have nothing to do with gays. That is a trick troons used to speedrun societal acceptance. They're irrelevant to this. +--- 636259195 +>>636259056 +>I must side +npc cannon fodder +--- 636259226 +>>636251063 (OP) +That's actually pretty great. I've no particular love for faggots, but any producer that refuses arbitrary requirements of godcucks is unfathomably based. +--- 636259247 +>>636259183 +This. It's like prerending yurifags who liked life is strange are the same ones who like ellie x ugly goblin and Aloy +--- 636259290 +So how will /v/ react if it turns out that there is no homo sex scene? +--- 636259346 +>>636258649 +>fake bullshit +--- 636259372 +>>636259167 +Well it's what happens when you just look for your anger addiction with games you don't play +FF12, 13 also had a kiss, same as ff8 +--- 636259387 +>>636259061 +You side with camel fuckers. To own the gays. Real simple. +--- 636259441 +>>636259290 +probably will kill the threads, no one would bother making threads about it if there's no gaysex. +--- 636259460 +>>636259056 +difference being, the sandniggers will literally kill you if given the chance instead of just make you uncomfortable with their existence like the buttfuckers. +--- 636259545 +>>636258934 +--- 636259582 +>>636259441 +I think so but I suspect there will be threads laughing about people falling for it. Be it those that were outraged about this rumor or those who were looking forward to such a scene. +--- 636259601 +>>636258934 +--- 636259617 +>>636259195 +>le enlightened centrust that coesn't care about gay butt sex in his vidya, what a mature person +--- 636259620 +There's gonna be so much Joshua shotacon. My last fix was my tender son, Larsa from XII. We're eating good now, mommies! +--- 636259647 +>>636259346 +Still don't know what you're talking about but I'll reply if it means 1 post closer to killing this shit thread, I'll even add an image +--- 636259674 +>>636258837 +Kazuya Takahashi is a god +--- 636259676 +>>636259545 +wasn't she dead at that point? is this Noctis' headcannon? +--- 636259683 +>>636259582 +Sometimes I wonder if the one who leaked the game was Yoshida himself seeing how he is aware of internet opinions and wanted free marketing + +I mean look at Disgaea 7 censored cover, already got more replies than a non censored cover will ever get +--- 636259713 +>>636259460 +The troons are trying to force gay butt sex in my vidya. The sand niggers aren't. Any questions? +--- 636259739 +>>636258837 +--- 636259801 +>>636259713 +>>636259617 +>implying this anon wouldn't have loved smt5 gay sex +--- 636259846 +>>636259290 +/v/ gets periodically invaded by /pol/a/y/r9k/ and all manners of faggotry. + +Wouldn't be suprise 80% are closet gays and are deflecting as hard possible at the news of XVI potentially having a gay NPC. + +Might also just be a bunch tendies suppressing their immense homolust. +--- 636259852 +Actually it's MY vidya, you're just a tourist, so your opinions are worthless. Why would I ask you anything? +--- 636259909 +>>636259683 +That would be kind of funny but in a sense, kind of genius. If he is under the mindset of no publicity is bad publicity. +--- 636260000 +>Censorship is... LE GOOD! +what did freedomchads mean by this? +--- 636260050 +>>636260000 +freedom is only for those who can afford it +--- 636260125 +>>636260000 +HOLYQUADS +--- 636260227 +>>636260050 +Apparently Oilsand Land can't afford FFXIV. +--- 636260385 +>>636251063 (OP) +No but sony should not be paying devs and publishers to put explicit male on male sex scenes into vidya either. +--- 636260450 +>>636260000 +They will easily bend their ideals just like their backs to suit a country of camel fuckers. +--- 636260570 +>>636251063 (OP) +Western culture fatigue +--- 636260610 +>>636259846 +One of the main haters is a literally a pedo pbsessed with twink Link and Nahobino, and most SMTV threads are just I WANNA FUCK THIS TWINK BOY ASS +--- 636260781 +Damn, if only it was 7R2 so cloud could get a fat nut busted in that boypuss +--- 636260848 +>>636260570 +Mutts forcing LGBT shite on traditional cultures is the new colonialism. +--- 636261007 +>>636251063 (OP) + +Okay, this shit is getting out of hand. + +To put it simply (and it actually is really simple): removing pozzed shit is not censorship. It is improving the game. + +Want an example of actual censorship? + +N****. + +Restricting based content is censorship. Restricting pozzed content is just making something better. +--- 636261035 +>>636260570 +>i dont understand how homosexuality works and it shows +you fags will blame everything on "western fatigue" when homosexuality has been around longer than the existence of the US +--- 636261103 +>>636260610 +Get your meds +--- 636261110 +I'm just gonna leave it here. +--- 636261116 +And another one +>>636250489 → +Guess the tendies ran off to start shit over there +--- 636261183 +>>636261035 +Nobody gives a shit what you people do in your private homes. People get mad when you try to force your faggotry down normal people's throat +--- 636261302 +>>636260570 +>the Taliban were the evil ones, goy +--- 636261350 +>>636260000 +>hey look at this faggot fucking another in the ass! +>...I'd rather not +>what!? This is an attack against freedom! +--- 636261389 +>>636259909 +I mean, arabs spoil shit too since nothing ever happend to them no matter how many ndas they break but last streaming confirmed yoshida likes to read internet too much +--- 636261468 +>>636251063 (OP) +gay sex quotas are not art, it's propaganda +--- 636261507 +>>636261110 +I knew it were zeldafags again +--- 636261554 +>>636251063 (OP) +Just so people know , the same source used for the gay shit also said that there is 3 sex scene in the game and all 3 are between a man and a woman. +--- 636261691 +>>636251063 (OP) + +so barry again trying to spread missinformation about the Arab Bann. + +Guys. No there is no Gay Character in FF16. + +They banned it because if the Classic Violance,Sex and Nudity Stuff. + +Here official Rating Summary for 16. + +https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39009/final-fantasy-xvi/ + +So Guys dont just believe any shit some Morons make up in Social Media. +--- 636261747 +>>636251063 (OP) +>intimate gay sex scene +>this is somehow considered Final Fantasy +Ah yes, remember in FF1 when the Warrior of Light fucked the shit out of Garland so hard he created a singularity and sent Garland back in time, making him immortal in the progress? It was always Sakaguchi’s vision for this series to eventually show full-blown dick-on-dick action in 4K resolution with photorealistic visuals. Truly this is what Final Fantasy always was and will always be. +--- 636261884 +>>636261507 +>tfw Zeldafags have been spamming this thread over and over to bury the disappointment with totk +--- 636261930 +>>636251063 (OP) +no they shouldnt have gay shit in them +--- 636261949 +>>636251063 (OP) +arabs will bend the knee to japs +--- 636261950 +>>636261747 +>Goochs Law asserts that as an online FF discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of someone mentioning Hironobu Sakaguchi approaches. +--- 636261959 +>>636261884 +headcanon +--- 636262075 +>>636260848 +When you put it like that it's somewhat hilarious and based. +--- 636262109 +>>636261884 +Piratechads win again. Tendies most anticipated 70$ DLC cucked right in front of their eyes. Doesn't get better than that. +--- 636262236 +>>636261959 +>>636261103 +I love how defensive tendies get kek +--- 636262295 +>>636261747 +stop you schizo rant , There is no gay sex in 16 this is just a twitter article to bait people ... +--- 636262298 +>>636251491 +>People will comb through the entire game on day 1 looking for a non-existent fag scene just for shitpost ammo +The ridiculousness of it all has me laugh just thinking about it. +--- 636262351 +>>636251063 (OP) +Why the fuck is there a gay sex scene in FF? +--- 636262363 +The Mods need to get their act together cuz' this shits shitposting's even plaguing /vrpg/ of all useless vidya boards. +--- 636262391 +>>636251491 +and the "leak" only mention straight sex scene as well +--- 636262453 +>>636262298 +In reality +>Day 1: No one has bought the game except 2 extreme MMO-fags +>They play for a few hours, feeling disappointed +>Day 2: The gay sex cutscene hits them +>They swallow their pride and keep playing, thinking: "It's good for the story" +>Day 3: They feel no urge to play the game whatsoever. +>They look up a video to see what happens in the game +>They begin posting "10/10 GOTY" threads on /v/ +--- 636262486 +>>636258305 +Well at least I got the joke. 10 years well spent, h-heh... +--- 636262504 +>>636262363 +Congrats, you now realize Xenobladefags boycott other threads +--- 636262506 +>>636251063 (OP) +still less gay than 8 +--- 636262514 +>>636262391 +>Dion will probably self-identify as woman +>"straight sex scene" + +KEK +--- 636262573 +>>636262363 +God I'm so tired my post fits in with the ESL shitposts. +--- 636262584 +>>636262236 +Wrong. Both ff and zelda are ugly faggotry +--- 636262593 +>>636251063 (OP) +Of course not. +--- 636262606 +>>636251063 (OP) +Dear Japanese person. You don't actually want LGBT characters in your video games. You have been brainwashed by the West. There are no gays in Japan. Oh wait...* + +*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_Japan +--- 636262612 +>>636262453 +>>636262514 +The confirmed leak already said what the sex scenes are, its : +Hugo and Benedicta +Barnabas and Benedicta +Clive's mon and Clive's dad +--- 636262629 +>>636262584 +>b-both +Sweating tendie +--- 636262693 +>>636262612 +So Dion gets the rape scene? +--- 636262695 +>>636258837 +>wtf is this Odin design +Probably the best ? +--- 636262706 +>>636251156 +Doesn't feel so good when the shoe is on the other foot, eh, faggot? +--- 636262717 +>>636251063 (OP) +The only censorship these days is devs censoring traditional values by shoehorning every kind of degeneracy under the sun into games that don't need it. Or censoring attractive women that act feminine. Or censoring masculine men that save damsels and have no need to tell them how strongwomyn they are (like Leon in RE4R) +--- 636262732 +>>636262504 +Gratz fuck your console-warring. +--- 636262779 +>>636262629 +>console war obsession in 2023 +Are you an edgy 12 years old? Go fap to your homosexual scenes retard +--- 636262787 +>>636262606 +Faggots are everywhere, doesn't mean it's normal. +--- 636262802 +>>636262732 +Funny you complain about console warring when you get called out. That must be why we only see Xenoblade shit everyday +--- 636262820 +>>636252228 +ah yes, intentionally bar your product from being sold in china and the middle east. Solid marketing strategy. Concern trolling troon +--- 636262829 +>>636258837 +VGH... BVSED +--- 636262842 +>>636262693 +Yeah he rape /v/ , mindbreak at the end. +--- 636262861 +>>636262612 +So where's the leak, ma'am? +--- 636262883 +>>636262606 +she's not even japanese evident from her horrible translations +--- 636262901 +>>636262236 +>tendies, tendies, tendies! +Take your meds schizo +--- 636262959 +>>636262802 +IDK what you've got against Xenofags, but pop off, schizo-kun. +--- 636262969 +>>636262861 +--- 636262994 +>>636262606 +holy KEK +--- 636263003 +>>636262901 +>>636262779 +So why are you okay with ff16fags being called mmofags, gayfags, and spamming the same shitty thread over and over? For some reason conflict its okay except when you bring nintendo +--- 636263060 +>>636263003 +>MMO-fag close to the edge +Rare modern bullyciding kek +--- 636263061 +>>636262959 +Perhaps you xenofaggots should stop invading and doomposting other threads? I remember when you spammes tranny shit to kill off neotwewy +Also why are you even in this thread? I doubt you care about ff16 +--- 636263067 +>>636262612 +you're wrong it's me x benedikta 3 times +--- 636263108 +>>636263067 +i though 1 of them 3 would be with big mommy Garuda +--- 636263109 +>>636251063 (OP) +No, but you should stop talking about obvious fake news. +--- 636263119 +>>636262612 +>posts a doctored leak image +XVI-niggers truly are the strangest I've ever seen lmao +--- 636263120 +>>636263060 +I accept your concession, tendie. Don't cry when people call what you are. +--- 636263178 +>>636263119 +post the non-doctored then +--- 636263194 +>>636251156 +fippitybippity +fuck sandniggers +--- 636263240 +>>636263178 +All 3 of the sex scenes are with Dion + +Source? I made that up +--- 636263283 +>>636263178 +Anyone who wants to find it, can find it rofl. Good luck shilling your fake leak. +--- 636263381 +>>636262969 +Thanks for the spoonfeed, anon. Finally able to see what the fucking fuse is about and have a look at later cuz' I'm FUCKING TIRED. +--- 636263396 +>>636251063 (OP) +No, just don't put in faggot shit in the first place. +--- 636263484 +>>636262969 +That's not a leak, that's just made up tendie cope. +--- 636263487 +>>636251063 (OP) +All I know is I will be playing Fanal Faggotry XVI on release. +--- 636263550 +>>636263487 +I'm trans btw +--- 636263645 +>>636263061 +>Perhaps you xenofaggots should stop invading and doomposting other threads? +Nigger this shit with 16 atm is PRIME TORTANIC shitposting and there's been several threads since yesterday. What are you on about? First it's Tendies, now it's Xenofags? Pick a scapegoat already. +--- 636263701 +>>636258837 +sex +this caters exactly to me +--- 636263704 +>>636263645 +You, tendies. Explain why are you always defensive about anything related to nintendo in any ff16 thread but you are not this defensive eveytime ff fags are insulted +--- 636263736 +>>636263061 +ywnbaw +--- 636263867 +>>636258837 +they just ported the model from XIV +--- 636263878 +>>636263704 +I just don't see discrepancy. +--- 636264019 +Ryujinx/Yuzu really broke their minds. +The best part ? XVI ended up being PS5 exclusive, preventing any attempts of cracking it on PC for atleast 6 months (could end up being longer if sony decides to pay for it) +--- 636264030 +>>636263704 +Take your fucking meds already +--- 636264031 +>>636263704 +Because they are xenobladefags, duh +--- 636264097 +>>636264030 +>no argument +Ok tendie +--- 636264161 +just in case , some retards actually believe the shitposter saying that its a doctored image : +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/624316820/#624341758 +Scroll down, he list the sex scene in the game . +--- 636264201 +>>636263867 +That's pretty gay. Why do you have screenshots of XIV chracters of the faggy nature saved in your HDD tendie ? +--- 636264285 +>>636263878 +The lack of an answer to this post speaks volumes. +--- 636264343 +>>636264161 +>You /v/ shitters are going to hate it but it's going to be well received. It's pretty rail roady, no real reason to ever explore any open areas. Combat is like a toned down DMC. Acting and characters are fantastic though. Story is really good too. + +He also said Dions bf sucks so I assume it's a very minor thing. Tbh I dunno why not just make Clive x Dion fujo pandering moment, everytime they do gay shit with men its always rushed and shy kek +--- 636264417 +>>636263878 +This. FF16 deserves the hate it gets, on that we agree, not only Xenobros dislike this pozzed shit +--- 636264424 +>>636262842 +The only rape will be Square fanboys when this game flops. +--- 636264451 +>>636258620 +Koji is based and is a family man. He made Haurchefant less horney in the English release. The only sus one is Sony. +--- 636264497 +>>636264451 +>fat +>balding +>reddit writing +>based +It does track with the degeneration of the word yes. +--- 636264513 +>>636264424 +I feel like they all but guaranteed it by making it a ps5 timed exclusive, then likely and epic games timed exclusive. I would've played it. Fag shit is just a nice addition for people like me because I no longer need to be annoyed about it. +--- 636264585 +>>636264497 +Now, now tendie, jealousy will get you nowhere. +--- 636264610 +>>636264417 +Based. +Reject Snoy +Embrace Jesus +--- 636264693 +>>636264610 +Polygamy is not acceptable in Christianity. +Begone snake. +--- 636264706 +>>636264343 +So this one must really be Dion's boyfriend then +--- 636264776 +>>636264417 +Based +--- 636264836 +>>636264497 +>>reddit writing +Bring me someone who can translate Japanese to le old English that well. +--- 636264910 +>>636251063 (OP) +>Pay $8 +>Now everyone believes your crackpot rumor +No wonder Twitter has gone down the shitter +--- 636264961 +>>636251063 (OP) +gay chocobos +--- 636265065 +>>636260000 +The people behind the game want to police your speech. +--- 636265113 +>>636264417 +>FF16 deserves the hate it gets, on that we agree +Don't lump me in on your side of this faggy heh war, retard. I just get the hysterics over """supposed""" scenes. +--- 636265256 +>>636264417 +Based NTR enjoyer +--- 636265396 +>>636264161 +>Anon: Are you the leaker from some time ago ? Do jill and clive get together ? +>Leaker: Maybe, idk. No. They push for it and-- +Fake and gay. +--- 636266006 +>>636260848 +>saudi +>traditional culture + +Bro, all of these people were nomadic goat fuckers 100y ago walking around the desert. Then some colonizers made some lines in the sand for them and discovered oil and now live in gaudy souless cities and have russian whores shit on them all whilst they posture as 'conservative and traditional' +--- 636266381 +>>636251156 +>I LOVE SUCKING DICK AND GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS, I'M A GOOD GOY THAT'S ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY +--- 636266393 +>>636264343 +Feels stupid to go to out of the way to make him gay just for it to be a minor thing instead of an actual subplot with some kind of substance. Surely it’d have been a better business decision to leave it out entirely and avoid any backlash and loss in sales +--- 636266494 +>>636262969 +so there's no gay sex only straight sex? +--- 636266516 +>>636266381 +>I LOVE SUCKING SAUDI DICK AND GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS LIKE THE GOAT THAT I AM, I'M A GOOD GOAT THAT'S ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY +--- 636267331 +>>636266494 +yeah the op is just click bait +--- 636268163 +>>636262820 +it worked for Doctor Strange 2 +--- 636268230 +>>636268163 +don't know or care about capeshit, it's already dying at this point anyway +--- 636268370 +>>636265396 +It's been obvious from the beginning it's a guy who got a list of NPCs who appear in the marketing footage and just made up a bunch of bullshit to go with it. That faggot Dreamboum knew about Cid long before he was revealed, there's multiple people out there with access to the marketing materials. I don't know why people try and undercut the fact that 99% of the "leak" is just stuff you can surmise from the trailers and website info we already had, like Sleipnir being a dude that hangs out with Barnabas and Anabella being a traitor. +--- 636268482 +>>636266381 +based + +>>636251156 +buck broken +--- 636268609 +>>636268482 +camel broken +--- 636268808 +>censor a cleavage? Okay Sony +>censor ACTUAL EXPLICIT SEX? +>FUCK OFF SAUDI ARABIA GOVERNMENT +How did we get here? +--- 636269152 +>>636264836 +holy KEK +--- 636269365 +>>636255660 +Anyone who denies being a fan of something is always lying. That's why only pedophiles deny being pedophiles. +--- 636269593 +Hey can someone clear up things here in the /int/ thread? Everyone's falling for it there and blaming muh globohomo like a bunch of right wing incel chuds. + +>>>/int/181428135 +--- 636270076 +>>636264497 +Koji reminds me of this nigga from The Last Samurai +--- 636270232 +>>636268808 +something something tlou2 gay sex scene +--- 636270362 +>>636269593 +Based JP-anon: +>SE is dying here as well. Only DQ series sell to some extent. They are practically a western company. The clueless boomer ceo was fired this year but it won't change anything +--- 636270365 +>>636266381 +yes, I am on the right side of history chud +--- 636270483 +>>636264201 +>HDD +SSD poor fag +--- 636270549 +>>636270362 +yeah and Capcom and Bandai's 3D games are dying as well, the dude isn't based he's a fucking retard. it's got nothing to do with muh joos or muh globohomo and everything to do with his entire society being a cucked meatgrinder who's entire gaming demographic is either dead or playing gacha games. +--- 636270589 +No. You simply boycott and denounce the country for censorship, not partake in it yourself. +--- 636271034 +holy KEK at the /v/-Leaf shill +--- 636271387 +>>636270589 +>boycott saudi arabia +yeah good luck with that. +--- 636271686 +>>636251690 +>Nigger you have literally zero idea what FF16 is if you're seriously asking this + +I don't watch trailers. Is there a known fag character? +--- 636271868 +>>636251063 (OP) +please forbid it in the west too + +fuck fags +--- 636272316 +>>636252228 +>Youre basically proving outrage marketing and clickbaiting correct. +How is that woking out for Bud Light? +--- 636272914 +>>636271686 +Dion the guy who transforms into Bahamut. Bahamut being (traditionally) one of the most powerful summons and forces in FF. +--- 636273042 +>>636251491 +>the origin of that rumor came from 4chan +Based +--- 636273183 +>>636251491 +>>the actual article says its only rumors and the origin of that rumor came from 4chan +Fucking kek we're actually feed ourselves our own memes? How do journalists manage to take themselves seriously anymore? +--- 636273873 +I kneel. Gays, you have finally bested me in every facet of life. Please kill me, I no longer belong in this world... +--- 636274054 +>>636251156 +Dilate diff --git a/v/636251159.txt b/v/636251159.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0d6440e1a80f52f9f46fd2078df2d2192f1be074 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636251159.txt @@ -0,0 +1,167 @@ +----- +--- 636251159 +Post your Cals. +I like this jacket because there's a little bag for BD-1 to sit in. +--- 636251298 +Very nice hair, anon. I don't care for any of the robe looks though. I like the more roguish looks. +--- 636251940 +>>636251221 +must upset you that people are enjoying a decent game +--- 636252204 +>>636251221 +bump +--- 636252221 +>>636251298 +I bet devs shat themselves giggling making this crawling sequence. +--- 636252249 +>>636251940 +It's mediocre at best. +--- 636252307 +>>636251159 (OP) +Sigh. Windswept, short beard, blue corsair jacket, and some kind of pants. +--- 636252315 +>>636251159 (OP) +This is a singleplayer, why does it have the fucking Destiny menu? +--- 636252345 +>>636251159 (OP) +Any "game" with automated platforming is garbage +--- 636252368 +If you didn't make your Cal a redneck why are you even alive? +--- 636252386 +>>636251940 +yes +--- 636252480 +>>636252249 +didn't ask + +>>636252368 +creepy af +--- 636252506 +>>636252345 +Do you mean the wall running? You always have to micromanage it, this isn't Prince of Persia. +--- 636252573 +>>636252368 +THE CONFEDERACY OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS SHALL RISE AGAIN YEEEHAWWWW +--- 636252621 +>>636252249 +That puts it above most AAA games to be tbdesu +--- 636252745 +>>636252249 +It's actually great. GotY easily. +--- 636253225 +>>636252745 +--- 636253302 +>>636252745 +What about tears of the kingdom? +--- 636254545 +>>636253302 +what about that glorified dlc +--- 636255181 +>>636252573 +--- 636256736 +>>636253302 +What of it? It's Redfall-tier. +--- 636256869 +>>636252368 +Hey it's Tyler Childers +--- 636256876 +>>636255181 +Fucking kek +--- 636257448 +>>636255181 +--- 636257716 +>>636251159 (OP) +Boring fucking trash starring a shitty actor... Yay.... +--- 636257817 +sad, here's a pity bump +not +--- 636258795 +>>636252573 +I hate that you can't change his hair color +--- 636260374 +>>636255181 +>>636252573 +>>636252368 +I hate modern hair textures so much +--- 636260938 +>>636252368 +>THE FORCE SHALL RISE AGAIN +--- 636261828 +They need to stop treating Vader like a jobbing worf bitch to establish how strong their OC donuts are. +If the main character at the end of the series got beaten by Vader and he commented on how impressed he was is one thing, but miss strong independent black jedi beating the shit out of him and he only wins by making her miss barely is retarded. + +It's already obvious game 3 will have Cal almost kill Vader by going full dark side and then will get put down by Obi Wan or some shit. +--- 636261956 +Is there a mod to make Cal's hair colour less disgusting and fake looking? +Like a nice golden brown or something. +--- 636264210 +https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7828929 +--- 636265416 +>>636255181 +Cal backs the blue and hates antifa. +--- 636265738 +>>636261956 +i hope so - it's retardedly bright for orange in certain lighting +its so fucking stupid they don't have different hair colors +--- 636266508 +>>636252249 +Post your play time, receipt or copy +--- 636266567 +>giving EA money +--- 636266836 +>>636253302 +Jedi Survivor is an actual sequel and got made in 4 years, TOTK is just DLC +--- 636267582 +>>636251159 (OP) +Someone explain to me why they cast the faggot from shameless please. +--- 636267706 +>>636251159 (OP) +Dude where is your pink poncho? +--- 636267731 +when will the tranny crack this one? +--- 636267787 +What lightsaber styles do you use? +--- 636269345 +>>636267787 +Single blade. +--- 636270020 +>>636267787 +Double Bladed because there’s at least 50 sharpshooters shooting you in every combat scenario +--- 636271112 +>>636269345 +this is still the best imo +also use twinblades for crowd control +--- 636271189 +alien wife +--- 636271437 +>>636267787 +Crossguard. It melts everything +--- 636271832 +>>636251221 +KEK +--- 636272260 +>>636271783 +Eww... Pussy pistol +--- 636272371 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_Ti_bkmaY [Embed] +--- 636272494 +>>636252368 +looks likes every cunt I see in LA these days +zoomers took the mullet btw +--- 636272553 +>>636251221 +Fpbp +--- 636272662 +dave chappelle lookin' ass +--- 636273202 +>>636267787 +max difficulty, single blade only, default blue color +--- 636273480 +>>636251159 (OP) +>Have a consistent hard crash that makes it impossible to get to the observatory +>No word yet on a patch to fix these crashing problems +Well fuck. I guess I will just go back to Pathfinder then. A literal game breaking, repeatable crash in the middle of the story and the devs for the $100 AUD game are still silent on when/if a fix is going to come. +Fuck this industry. I was really enjoying the game to (outside of those bullshit tears). +--- 636274661 +>>636267787 +Blaster main and double-bladed diff --git a/v/636251695.txt b/v/636251695.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f2eac499b57bc6ef6bef71c6df70de05668a42fe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636251695.txt @@ -0,0 +1,538 @@ +----- +--- 636251695 +is this shit worth playing yet? +--- 636251813 +No. The writing's annoying and pretentious and the story overall is boring as fuck. Combat is mid at best. +--- 636251863 +>>636251695 (OP) +Always was. +--- 636252065 +>>636251695 (OP) +It was "worth playing" day 1 and mogs everyone and everything since day 1. +Now with RT Overdrive it's the closest to a photo-realistic experience we have. +--- 636252131 +>>636251695 (OP) +who even is this dude on the cover? because i booted up the game and the default V looks NOTHING like the one on the cover +--- 636252141 +>>636251695 (OP) +I liked it quite a bit but I bought it when edgerunners came out and I never bought into the hype of the marketing and my expectations were that it would be total shit. It was actually a pretty fun game and I enjoyed it more then anything else in years. +--- 636252261 +It's a great game and will be considered a classic in 5-10 years +--- 636252342 +I'll never understand how people shit on this but praise Deus Ex. +--- 636252764 +>>636252342 +Aesthetics. Deus Ex is sci-fi for the Columbine generation. Cyberpunk is sci-fi for the non-binary generation, hence the seething. +--- 636252865 +>>636252342 +Consolecucks couldn't play it. Now on most other gaming forums, it's pretty well regarded but because /b(v)/ is mostly third world and contrarian, they mistake the justified rage at its console launch state for 'everyone hating the game'. +Meanwhile, in reality, shit sold a staggering amount at release and had a whole nothing soft launch with the anime where it charted to the top of Steam again. +Shazamtroons on literal, actual, factual 41% watch. +--- 636252973 +>>636251695 (OP) +No and it never will be. anything else is cope for having shit taste +--- 636253026 +>>636252973 +see? Look at this retard. I bet this favela monkey doesn't even play video games at all, just comes here to shit up threads and seethe all day long. +--- 636253031 +>>636251695 (OP) +Might be worth waiting for the expansion +--- 636253086 +>>636252764 +>my newfag mind and perception of the world has been entirely formed by 4chan +--- 636253114 +>>636251695 (OP) +Mexicans really seem to like it +--- 636253121 +This game along with the old halo games being successfully shitposted into being good proves /v/ only "likes" games on a performative level and not if they are actually quality games or not. +--- 636253125 +>>636252973 +This, this is the truth and everyone else making these glowingly positive posts have to be shills. The game has always been a disappointment and not worth anyone's time +--- 636253138 +>>636253086 +no need for the greentext little guy, we already know that to be the case for you +--- 636253140 +>>636253026 +Cope harder tasteless faggot. White as fuck and played it years ago, tried playing it again recently and dropped it an hour in +--- 636253146 +>>636253114 +--- 636253174 +>>636253125 +>muh shills on /v/ +lmao retard +--- 636253196 +>>636253140 +>White as fuck +HAHAHA feval monkey is SEETHING +called it in one holy shit pfhahahah +--- 636253264 +>>636251863 +I came here to say the same thing. +--- 636253267 +>>636251695 (OP) +It's a solid 7/10 and worth a playthrough or two after you pick it up on sale. +There's a good amount of mods to patchwork what CDPR was too lazy/incompetent to fix/add. + +>make sure to mod the bug back in that allows you to stack momentum in bullet time +--- 636253276 +>>636252865 +based and truthpilled +--- 636253294 +>>636253114 +Why is this is it just because there's more brown characters and spanish than most games? They're like obsessive over shilling the game and anime. +--- 636253308 +>>636253196 +Get rekt fagot +--- 636253369 +>>636251695 (OP) +Story is good, most of the characters are entertaining, side quests are usually compelling. You can make some pretty wacky builds with the skill tree and the guns are decent. +I beat it a couple months ago for the first time and enjoyed it a lot despite the minor bugs it still has. +--- 636253425 +>>636253196 +Cope harder faggot +--- 636253552 +>>636253425 +>he literally went to go post his grandpa's hand +HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH +--- 636253571 +I've been meaning to give it another go but isn't the expansion coming out soon? +--- 636253643 +>>636253552 +Sorry to hear you’ve got the hands of a child who’s never worked a day in his life +--- 636253670 +>>636253552 +This is embarrassing Juan go project your greasy existence onto somebody else. +--- 636253682 +Just wait for the expansion. Its a solid game but nowhere near what was promised +--- 636253689 +>>636251695 (OP) + +It's unironically the best Far Cry game I've ever played. If you can get past the cringe dialouge then its a good time +--- 636253708 +>>636253670 +>n..no...u.u...... +Pedro plz +--- 636253739 +>>636253643 +I hear you fags are going to make 12 dollars an hour soon. I support those who make me my french fries. +--- 636253790 +>>636253682 +>He's waiting for the expansion that magically makes it better + +Thanks for the chuckles, funnyman +--- 636253796 +>>636251695 (OP) +No matter how much they keep working on it, it's never gonna be "fixed". They'd have to revamp the open world to make it not feel like a completely superficial façade and they'd have to revamp the RPG mechanics and story to make it feel like a proper RPG. It's not gonna happen. +--- 636253819 +>>636253708 +>no u +Post hand then, it can even even be your grandpa's if the cartel hasn't chopped his swarthy head off yet. +--- 636253864 +>>636251813 +theres nothing pretentious about it, its based on a setting about a hypercapitalist hedonistic shithole and the Johnny Silverhand is called out constantly for being a fart sniffing has been you dumb retard. + +i dont need you to explain further- game was mid to okay at best but if seeing a hologram copy of a 50-year-dead punk rocker get depressed that his grave was unmarked in an oilfield under some rubble after all the "badass terrorist anti-corpo shit" he did and realise he didnt mean shit or do shit- makes you think the story is pretentious- youre very much pretentious yourself. go replay Planescape Torment or some shit, damn. +--- 636253871 +>>636252865 +/v/ didn’t play it because: +1. Most PC cucks have hardware on par with PS4 +2. And I quote “game is shit because there are no young Saugus you can fuck as a male V” +--- 636253894 +>>636253739 +Kek keep coping fatboy +--- 636253919 +>>636253871 +the game is shit because it's got the depth of a kiddy pool. even the modern deus ex games have more depth than cp77. +--- 636253923 +>>636253790 + +nah im waiting for more story and an excuse to drive around again. I have no faith in them fixing things but this is literally the only AAA cyberpunk out there and sometimes I just want to look at nice graphics +--- 636253926 +>>636253871 +Waifus* +--- 636253941 +>>636253871 +This. +--- 636253952 +>>636252131 +He's the original version of the default male character before they uglyfied everyone and had to cut corners. +He never existed outside of 3d fake render trailers. +--- 636253978 +>>636253894 +Remember, it's "Would you like fries with that SIR". +Don't forget the 'sir' next time or we'll have a repeat of last week. +--- 636254002 +>>636253919 +>even the modern deus ex games have more depth than cp77 +Okay, give examples. Should be easy. +--- 636254018 +>>636253138 +>hm yes, the ethos created by pasty white computer programmers, writers and DnD players embracing the jank technology of the time and optimism for a cool future is for nonbinaries + +shut the FUCK up you stupid cunt. +>heh, theyre just too blind to see it im so smart- dont worry kid youll learn one day +insufferable dickhead +--- 636254170 +>>636251695 (OP) +PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY +--- 636254217 +>>636251695 (OP) +only if you pirate it +--- 636254230 +>>636251695 (OP) +What's the point of playing a game where the ending is 'rocks fall everyone dies'? +Red Dead Redemption at least has a post-game mission to enact revenge. +--- 636254298 +>>636254230 + +nomad ending you can delude yourself into a happy ending +--- 636254329 +>>636254298 +You still die in every single ending from brain-rot. +--- 636254332 +>>636254018 +nothing in the game was out of setting, character, or canon for the TTG. God, I fucking hate you retarded little zoomers. +--- 636254389 +>>636254230 +Based happy ending autist I want a game that ends with your character in his castle, relaxing next to his qt waifu of choice expecting a child, friends visit and all is right with the world. +--- 636254453 +>>636254389 +I don't need a happy ending, I just need an actual ending. +"Bad guys win, you accomplished nothing" is a fucking shite ending and I can get the same result by...Not playing the game or buying it in the first place. +--- 636254464 +>>636254002 +DX actually allows you to interact with its world in meaningful ways. CP77's open world is beautiful, but it's an empty shell. There's nothing interesting going on in it. I haven't played the game in ages but I'm pretty sure cops were still terrible at chasing the player, factions still didn't actually play a part in the open world and there are barely any interiors. There are very little out of the way locations to find and very little meaningful content to discover. Deus Ex makes use of small but detailed maps allows you to go and see pretty much anywhere. If it's on the map you can go there, break into it, steal shit and read their emails. There are a lot of cool locations and stories to discover that you'd never find if you just follow quest markers 24/7. If you can get there is also dependent on which augmentations you have, with certain ones making it easier to get to places. CP77 doesn't have anything like that. +--- 636254560 +>>636253790 +What if its the same level as Hearts of Stone? Be worth waiting for in that case +--- 636254628 +>>636254329 +We don't know that. The Aldacados DO have massive connections with StormTech and we don't know what was inside the orbital casino that Mr. Blue Eyes said would help V. +It's supposed to be open ended, so if you're convinced he just died then that's how it is for you. +--- 636254661 +>>636254464 +>DX actually allows you to interact with its world in meaningful ways. +and yet you don't name even one +weird +--- 636254698 +>>636254628 +No, you literally die regardless of the ending. The brain-rot is irreversible. +Best case scenario your soul gets stored by an evil megacorp. You still die though. +--- 636254738 +>>636254560 +Then it would be a short self-contained episode which, though good in its own right, would make no difference to the quality of the main campaign. +--- 636254823 +>>636254661 +breaking into places, sometimes using augmentations, isn't a good example? being able to steal people's shit and read their mails? +--- 636254838 +>>636254698 +Again, you don't know that. You were demonstrated Mr. Blue Eye's power and influence in a quest but I guess you didn't pay any attention +--- 636254867 +>>636254823 +>breaking into places, sometimes using augmentations, isn't a good example? being able to steal people's shit and read their mails? +soooooo you mean EXACTLY the same thing you do in CP 2077? + +LMAO +--- 636255041 +>>636251695 (OP) +>is this shit worth playing yet? +once zero replayability tho +--- 636255268 +it's a solid linear-ish crpg with good major questlines. most of the stuff outside the major questlines is pretty bad. worth what i paid for it, which probably like $30 idr. + +No one but a shill will tell you it lives up to the pre-release hype; it's never going to live up to that or come remotely close. +--- 636255309 +>>636254838 +Blue eyes is a small time chump compared to the megacorps. Who gives a shit about the character who is obvious cut content. +You're fooling yourself if you think they'll fix the game. +--- 636255443 +With mods is a really fun experience like the one where you can join the police or even Maxtac and do random shit around the city +--- 636255453 +>all these cretins defending CP2077 +You can never complain about modern games if this is you +--- 636255501 +>>636255268 + +Side quest have some the best stuff like the Peralez one +--- 636255715 +>>636255309 +>Blue eyes is a small time chump compared to the megacorps. +oh so you ARE a retard that didn't play the game +lmao +--- 636255776 +>>636255453 +>You can never complain about modern games if this is you +this is you +--- 636255870 +>>636255715 +>Trying to make sense of a character who basically doesn't show up ingame +You're no worse than the faggots who scream loudly whenever some star wars character from an obscure comic shows up. +--- 636255901 +>>636255776 +Looks like I struck a nerve +--- 636255964 +>>636255901 +I can complain about and praise whatever the fuck I want and you can't do shit about it but cry and whine on an irrelevant Mongolian basket weaving board +seethe, bitch +--- 636256015 +>>636251695 (OP) +No. The gameplay is lacking, it's incredibly easy to become so strong that everything dies instantly, even on the hardest difficulties. The open world is visually appealing but empty of any real meaningful content, it merely acts as a backdrop for you as you go between the main story and the occasional sidequest, of which two or three of them are admittedly quite good. + +The replayability is basically nonexistent. The characters are hard to get attached to, the tutorial friend is the biggest offender of this. Your lifepath hardly if at all matters past the initial first five minutes of gameplay. + +I think what the other anon in the thread said is a pretty good descriptor for it, it's just a Farcry game with a cyberpunk paintjob, but if you are into those types of slop then it's probably serviceable, if not good depending on how much an aesthetic can carry a game for you. Well, Assuming it's still not a buggy piece of shit. +--- 636256073 +>>636251695 (OP) +Yes. It's awesome. Don't waste time on the haters. +--- 636256159 +>>636251695 (OP) +I'd wait at least till the next DLC +--- 636256206 +I just punch everything with money fists and Donny Silvercock is lame, 5/11. +--- 636256283 +>>636255964 +>seethe bitch +Kek says the guy lashing out cus I pointed out that bitching about modern gaming but defending cyberpunk is hypocritical. Sure you’re entitled to your opinions but just remember that you’ve contributed to the shit state that gaming is in today +--- 636256632 +Only if you don't want to play an RPG. +--- 636256652 +>>636256283 +Cope, zoomer. I was alive during the golden age and you get nothing but our crumbs and WISH you were alive back then. You don't even play games; only seethe, bitch, and moan on /v/ +--- 636257167 +>>636251863 +>>636253264 +Fuck no it wasn't. Didn't get "finished" until earlier this year. +--- 636257595 +yes but wait for the dlc later this year I think so you can really get the final product. Combat is meh, world is sometimes cool sometimes meh, plot is really meh but it's still the only good cyberpunk game we got. It's nice from time to time since the bad blends together with the good. It's easy to pirate too so you don't even have to pay for it but it's a nice game. I found myself enjoying it and even wanting to replay it with different builds on max difficulty +--- 636258464 +>>636257167 +Get a better PC poor. +--- 636258506 +>>636251695 (OP) +It's worth it, if you pirate it or buy it on a deep sale +--- 636258768 +>>636258464 +>better PC fixes falling through floors, police teleporting from nowhere, quests not finishing and no tranmog/apartments + +go dilate +--- 636259272 +>>636258768 +This + all the cut content and content that was promised. Fallout 4 is more an rpg than this shit +--- 636259526 +>>636258768 +>why is this game Deus Ex i am playing it like GTA +zoomer alert zoomer alert! +--- 636259680 +where is the slurp posting when we need it. i call shazam... or captain marvel +--- 636259740 +>>636259680 +The tranny discord that used to spam shazam moved to brigate posting other things anon. +--- 636259761 +>>636256652 +>likes cyberpunk +>calls others zoomers +Cute but none of this has anything do with my point. None of your autistic seething changes that supporting cyberpunk is supporting broken games on release +--- 636259879 +>>636259761 +>hates cyberpunk +>calls others zoomers +The game was broken only for Piss Station 4 poors. I hope all consolefaggots die in horrible pain. Game ran smooth as butter on my PC. Stop being poor you dumb ESL thirdie. +--- 636260005 +>>636256652 +Also this just makes it even more pathetic lol, you experienced the “golden age” of vidya yet still like cyberpunk +--- 636260089 +>>636259879 +>The game was broken only for Piss Station 4 poors +Cope +--- 636260113 +>>636252764 +Nope. They're just two different perspective of the same genre. Deus ex is more similar to a K. Dick vision, while Cyberpunk is (obviously) directly linked to William Gibson. Gameplay-wise, DE feels like a fps/rpg hybrid, while Cyberpunk more of a fps/hack n slash one. +--- 636260180 +>>636252342 +Deus Ex was revolutionary for its time, Cyberbug is regressive for its time +--- 636261603 +Cyberpunk 2077 is a 10/10 masterpiece and i am tired of pretending that it is not. +--- 636261762 +>>636251695 (OP) +On PC? From day 1. + +Phantom Liberty is going to be awesome +--- 636261965 +>>636251695 (OP) +Yes. That being said, i'd just like to shit on everyone who said this game is "fixed". The ammount of present bugs, even gamebreaking ones is insane. I dont know how this game looked and played at launch, but if this is "fixed" im happy i didnt get to experience it. Constant immersion breaking animations, textures glitches, NPCs and cars spawning and despawning randomly. Its crazy, but even with all that, its still pretty good, the game is directed beautifully, its more of a movie then a game really, but its good. The pacing at the start is abysmall tho, but when the "intro" is finished, the game opens up and is great. I would recommend even with all its flaws. And again if you say this game is FIXED, fuck you, its still a broken mess +--- 636262080 +>>636261965 +The game is fixed. Fuck you. I played it and had barely any bugs. So this seems like a YOU problem to me. +--- 636262139 +>>636251695 (OP) +No +--- 636262328 +>>636251695 (OP) +Only for cool people. +--- 636262467 +Only if you like Ubislop open-world games. If you don't you will get bored after 10 hours. +--- 636262619 +>>636253689 +FC5 was better +--- 636262720 +since 1.2 +--- 636262790 +>>636262467 +I hate ubi games but i love cyberpunk 2077. +--- 636262791 +>>636259526 +are you retarded? this goyslop doesn't come even close to masterpieces like Deus Ex games +--- 636262867 +>>636262791 +>goyslop +>>>/pol/ +--- 636263062 +>>636251695 (OP) +Trannycuck2077 +--- 636263068 +>>636262790 +Then there's something wrong with you, because CP2077 is pretty much just a Far Cry game +--- 636263145 +>>636256015 +This +--- 636263225 +>>636251695 (OP) +No, wait for the DLC. +--- 636263252 +it's fucking ridiculous how the poles were making a good game and then it became shittier and shittier as it was revealed that a bunch of americans were working on it +--- 636263302 +>>636251695 (OP) +been a masterpiece since day one and that hasn't changed +--- 636263416 +>>636262867 +i accept your concession +--- 636263494 +>>636263252 +lol lmao, the thing is majority of the said poles voluntarily left the dev studio after W3 released. +--- 636263537 +>>636263302 +based and truthpilled +--- 636264289 +>>636251695 (OP) +It was at ver1.61 +then they patched it with gimmik RTX shit, which broke everything back to 1.01 +also makes it look like shit when rtx is on + +tl;dr just pirate v1.61 +--- 636264312 +>>636263252 +>>636263494 + +Nobody wanted to work on Cyberpunk after execs decided they want a GTA clone instead of next New Vegas, so they had to hire ME: Andromeda troons. Literally nobody else wanted to have anything to do with the project, everybody with half a brain saw the writing on the wall. +--- 636265015 +>>636264312 +no shit but majority of gaymers are stupid cattle who only need one shiny CGI trailer and the hype goes up +--- 636265503 +>>636264312 +>>636265015 +Seethe more troons! Cyberpunk 2077 is a great game and no amount of shitposting can change that! +--- 636265535 +>>636263302 +>>636263537 +go choke on tranny cock CDPR shills +after all your cybertranny fantasy can be real now :) +--- 636265925 +>>636265535 +>:) +>>>/out/ +--- 636266778 +>>636260113 +>They're just two different perspective of the same genre + +Not even remotely true +--- 636266924 +>>636260113 +Anon, Cyberpunk 2077 is more of an RPG than Deus Ex. +--- 636267145 +>>636266924 +kek have you seen the pathetic skill tree of CP? +Sure it may have more advantage in the RP department but that is useless in DX games where you already play as someone, DX 1 comes closest but still is limited by that. +Now compare the skill trees in DX games. +The differences between CyberShit and Deus Ex skill trees are night and day. +--- 636267319 +>>636251695 (OP) +Not until they add Becca! +--- 636267409 +>>636267319 +she is the blood puddle +--- 636267775 +>>636253864 +Stfu faggot. +--- 636269004 +>>636267145 +Cyberpunk is not just skills but also cyber implants and modifications. Cyberpunk is vastly superior to Deus ex. +--- 636269275 +>>636267319 +Lol +Lmao even +--- 636269349 +>>636269004 +They're just shitty DMG and other stats boosters +--- 636271394 +>>636251863 +A thing of beauty will never fade away +--- 636272002 +>>636269275 +>>636267409 +shut up you niggers, becca is the beset thing that has ever came out of CP. +her porn is REALLY good to +--- 636272117 +>>636272002 +I mean i agree, shame they haven't made a game about this gang instead of the shitty current events. +--- 636272276 +>>636266778 +Wow nice argument anon, you really showed me + +>>636266924 +You never played the original deus ex anon, did you? +--- 636272907 +>>636272276 +I actually did. It really is less of an RPG than Cyberpunk 2077. I'm not saying that it s a bad game but it is more of a Thief meets System Shock 2 with some RPG elements. In Cyberpunk 2077 you have a wide variety of options on how you can progress the story with multiple paths and multiple endings with variants to each of them. +--- 636273225 +Finished it yesterday. It's okay, a 7-8/10 game. Game is too bloated, all the gigs and NCPD bullshit should be cut from the game, and more time should've been spent on the main story to give it more meaningful choices. Writing is great, and the banter between V and Silverhand was amazing, but it hardly feels like an RPG with how few choices there are +My favourite ending was secret+temperance, my least favourite was the Nomad ending +--- 636273351 +>>636251695 (OP) +Yes it is like life in the future. And NDErs talk about how life is like a video game or a simulation and you actually chose to come here. + +Here is a very persuasive argument for why NDEs are real: + +https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o [Embed] + +It emphasizes that NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and when people go deep into the NDE, they all become convinced. As this article points out: + +https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist + +>"Among those with the deepest experiences 100 percent came away agreeing with the statement, "An afterlife definitely exists"." + +Since NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and they are all convinced, then 100% of the population become convinced that there is an afterlife when they have a sufficiently deep NDE themselves. When you dream and wake up, you instantly realize that life is more real than your dreams. When you have an NDE, the same thing is happening, but on a higher level, as you immediately realize that life is the deep dream and the NDE world is the undeniably real world by comparison. + +Or as one person quoted in pic related summarized their NDE: + +>"As my soul left my body, I found myself floating in a swirling ocean of multi-colored light. At the end, I could see and feel an even brighter light pulling me toward it, and as it shined on me, I felt indescribable happiness. I remembered everything about eternity - knowing, that we had always existed, and that all of us are family. Then old friends and loved ones surrounded me, and I knew without a doubt I was home, and that I was so loved." + +Needless to say, even ultraskeptical neuroscientists are convinced by really deep NDEs. +--- 636273493 +>>636251695 (OP) +It's a 7/10 at best. +--- 636273631 +>>636251695 (OP) +I had fun playing through it a few months back. +It shouldn't have been an open world game. +--- 636273846 +>>636251695 (OP) +The themes of existentialism and transhumanism that the game focuses on are so shallow and one-note that they just feel like seasoning on top of the cyberpunk aesthetic. There was so much potential to really capitalise on those themes and examine them from different angles but the game pisses it down the drain +--- 636273880 +>>636251695 (OP) +It's dope as fuck. +--- 636274068 +>>636251695 (OP) +at this point just wait for expansion to come out +--- 636274220 +>>636273880 +If you have the PC to run it. diff --git a/v/636252303.txt b/v/636252303.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..28aceddcbc2be287e2a375a2a5b4006ecd9f2e82 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636252303.txt @@ -0,0 +1,741 @@ +----- +--- 636252303 +Who's the target audience of yuzusoft? +--- 636252413 +Hebephiles +--- 636252445 +Me +--- 636252464 +My cock. +--- 636252750 +>made interesting setting +>under utilized / boring as fuck story telling +If only they could separate moe moments writer and actual scenario writer. +--- 636252959 +I want to read a yuzusoft VN. Should I go with the more interesting setting (senren banka) or the cuter girls (cafe stella)? +--- 636252964 +low iq moebuta +--- 636252974 +Pedophiles and incels and incel-pedocphiles +--- 636253010 +>>636252750 +usual yuzusoft +i keep ctrling through anything that doesn't have amane or kurumi in it because holy shit i could not possibly care less +on the other hand those two are great +--- 636253083 +>>636252303 (OP) +Japan +--- 636253084 +Deez nutz lmao gottem +--- 636253158 +>>636252750 +Hmm lets see what anon means by "interesting setting" +>It began as a day just like any other. A dull morning, an uneventful trip to school, an afternoon of tedious lectures... +>And then I met her. +>"I'm an angel, sent here from Heaven on a very important mission." +>She appeared suddenly, and without warning―a beautiful girl who called herself an angel. +>Spreading her large, snow-white wings, she made a declaration that would forever change my life. +>"I come in search of the Demon Lord's reincarnation." +>"That being you, Tanikaze Riku." +>That's right, apparently I was a Demon Lord in my previous life. From some other world to boot. +>Unfortunately for me, the anarchy wouldn't stop there. +>Memories from a previous life, visitors from another world... It was just one crazy, chaotic event after the other. +>"Wait, what? But that doesn't― Huh?!" +>Thus began the story of Tanikaze Riku, a tale marked by the loss of his normal life, along with so many other precious things. +>Aside from even more anarchy, what else does the future have in store for him? +--- 636253442 +>>636252303 (OP) +Me +Been a fan since 2008 +--- 636253504 +>>636253010 +So the usual fare of two good girls two average girls. +--- 636253584 +Someone whose mind has been reduced to nothing someone who no longer thinks they have become a p-zombie who no longer even feels happiness at seeing the colorful anime girls on the screen, but the only programming of qualia mimicky that the p-zombie is left with from their former human self is that they SHOULD act happy at seeing the yuzusoft logo and signature artstyle +And that any time not spent looking at yuzusoft should be spent singing their praises on the imageboard of choice +--- 636253705 +>>636253504 +there's actually 6 but i get the feeling the teacher has a stunted route that's just a couple sex scenes at best because that is the forever fate of teachers in vns that aren't sensei focused nukige +i don't even read yuzusoft uzually but i am a sucker for a good imouto +still bracing myself for a route that's six sex scenes in a row followed by 10 minutes of bad drama and a copout dodge-the-incest-problem ending +--- 636253820 +>>636253705 +>but i am a sucker for a good imouto +I'm the opposite, so many of them do the same shtick for me. +The red-headed sensei wouldn't be Yuzusoft's first teacher side-route. +--- 636253861 +I don't understand how moefags don't get tired of this trash after reading 5 of them +They are always safe plots with bland characters where nothing happens, just repeat and rehash every single trope and archetype endlessly +Entertainment for stunted mongoloids +--- 636253924 +>>636253861 +why do you care about how people get their fun? +--- 636254008 +>>636253861 +I use it to study Japanese +--- 636254070 +>>636253820 +fair enough, you like what you like +--- 636254151 +>>636253861 +The same reason why people read multiple romcoms year after year. Except I don't have to wait years for an ending nor do I have to pray that the girl I like wins. +--- 636254279 +>>636252303 (OP) +me +--- 636254313 +>>636254151 +you just have to pray the girl you like has a route and that it doesn't suck ass +--- 636254458 +>>636254313 +Eh, they usually do. +Sometimes they get their FDs +>>636254279 +>that komowata haruka chibi stand +Nice +--- 636254561 +>>636254279 +Padded. You will never have big tits. +--- 636254595 +>>636253861 +Never understood why supposedly erudite midwits think this is an argument when some version of this applies to every genre ever. For example, I can say All shonenshit is "the main characters get beat up, the power of friendshit at the last second, hero beats up bad guy, and they all rest at the stereotypical hot spring wirh the same KYAAA HENTAI! BAKA!! shenanigans", that doesnt take anything away from it +--- 636254667 +>>636254008 +Lolige for study japanese +--- 636254695 +>>636253861 +funny how you say stunted when you fail to understand different points of view +hopefully one day you grow out of this meme personality you've built up, there was a day i said the same exact thing you just did +--- 636254736 +never playeda yuzusoft game I didnt drop mid common route. +--- 636254807 +>>636254279 +cute pinks +--- 636254818 +Wait. Can you people actually read those kanjis? I only recognized maybe 4 or 6 of them in this thread. +--- 636254948 +>>636254818 +--- 636255043 +>>636254561 +delete this +--- 636255707 +>>636253924 +Because I want to read something good and interesting instead of getting duped into wasting my time with a lame ass VN with the same rehashed plot points and characters from 20 years ago +>>636254008 +Fair enough, at least you are not wasting your time +>>636254151 +Instead the girl you like gets a shit route with less scenes and no payoff to her story +>>636254595 +I'm angry because moege can be better than what they currently are, I used to enjoy them a lot, but the industry refuses to try anything new until something successful pops out then they start milking that instead. And as much as I hate shonenshit also at least they are willing to experiment more with their stories. +>>636254695 +I'm not going to stop shaming moefags until they stop consuming these shameless uninspired cashgrabs, I understand why people enjoy them, but surely we can agree that VN's as a medium is stagnating and dying despite otaku culture being more prevalent and accepted +--- 636255959 +>>636255707 +>Instead the girl you like gets a shit route with less scenes and no payoff to her story +Not always the case, and the cases in which the girl I like does get the better routes in the VN are more frequent than not. +>less scenes and no pay off +In what sense? I get a conclusion and a romance. Not all girls get it but like I said, the ones I like fare better than others and that's enough to keep me coming back. +--- 636256197 +>>636255707 +Again, literally every single word of your post applies to every genre ever +>And as much as I hate shonenshit also at least they are willing to experiment more with their stories. +>when the most popular fotm shonenshit right now is chainsawman +You either think hating everything makes you better than others like a spiteful underage, or you're making up excuses to justify your hypocrisy. Tell me your favorite genre and I can retool your posts to shit on it just as well. +--- 636256286 +>>636253861 +This but with Marvel movies, or Sony games, or Fromsoft, or Nintendo games, or...... +--- 636256445 +i just want my moege to have catty bitches who fight constantly and then the one who wins gloats over the others for the entire route +i also want the mc to not be a fucking wet blanket no-fun-allowed rules-abiding faggot and be capable of bantz and maybe even shenanigans +also while i'm dreaming of impossible things i might as well just wish for a billion dollars and for anime to be real +--- 636256820 +>>636255043 +I love flatties but your not even flat, you miserable existence +--- 636256986 +>>636252303 (OP) +Holy fuck, back to your containment board dumb /vn/ faggots. +--- 636257047 +>>636252303 (OP) +Me. +--- 636257170 +>>636256986 + >redditman +--- 636257260 +>>636254667 +the only good post so far +--- 636257296 +chadcons +--- 636257368 +>>636257170 +I'll put my boot up your ass you little discord faggot. +--- 636257407 +>>636254948 +the joke is that natives have trouble reading this as well +--- 636257692 +>>636254313 +Rec for good first VN? Preferably one I can nab off torrents, etc. I initially started with Clover Days and a couple others but the difficulty seemed a lot higher than these screenshots, despite it being labeled as beginner by 4chan etc. +--- 636257835 +>>636253861 +No idea. Moebuta don't 'think' like normal humans +--- 636257836 +>>636257368 +Does your husband like those sexy boots? +--- 636257973 +I wish every game in existence had the option to display both Japanese AND English text simultaneously. +Fucking Nekopara allows it. +--- 636258267 +>>636256197 +>You either think hating everything makes you better than others like a spiteful underage, or you're making up excuses to justify your hypocrisy. +I don't hate everything, don't puts words into my mouth dipshit +Of course many things can be reduced to "Is always the same game" for example we can say that moeges are the FPSs of visual novels, doing the same shit with just very minor improvements. +--- 636258463 +>>636257836 +>d-d-d-d u h-h-husband like deh s-s-s-sexeh butz +Literal faggot discord tranny talks like a discord tranny. Remember to stream your suicide and send me the invite. +--- 636258514 +>>636257692 +hard call to make. ideally you want something easy enough to read through but also interesting enough to make the struggle worth it but if it's interesting, chances are the vocab is more than babby tier and slow reading with lookups becomes painful +your best bet is something with cute girls that fit your preference because for me that was the only motivator that worked until i got gud enough to read decent plots +yuzusofts are generally boring but cute with easy enough vocab +most of the "ez starter vn pack" images i've seen going around are total fucking memes, you're better off cruising through vndb looking for tags you like and checking the sample screenshots to see if they're manageable +sadly i've forgotten most of the stuff i started out with so i'm not sure i can help much with specific titles + +pic related was fairly easy, cute, and also had a reasonably interesting plot for what it was though i think it might be hard to find these days and i also remember being pissed at the MC (you should at least be able to read the title) +--- 636258550 +>>636257973 +It's also a bit disappointing that there aren't comprehensive options for dual subtitles built-in to the biggest media players. +mpv isn't comprehensive enough +--- 636258719 +>>636258267 +>didnt say his favorite genre +And seeing how you took offense particularly to the hating everything part, looks like you really are just a spiteful underage who thinks you're hot shit because you read seacats or something +Trust me when I say your kind ad "arguments" are a dime a dozen. +--- 636258826 +>>636256445 +Does this guy actually assfuck her right there? +--- 636258842 +>>636258463 +>redditman having a meltdown over the most childish insults +Malding schizo alert, you must be butthurt your anti moe posts with the 90's style archer image never take off +--- 636258849 +>>636258514 +seconding this anons tag advice, it worked for me far better than following babbies first charts, egs scores and other gay shit +--- 636259145 +>>636258719 +My favorite genre are space operas, there's not even enough of them so I didn't bother answering, good luck with that one +Also don't get mad with me just because I insulted your precious moeges, in a way the things you say to me say more about yourself than me +Also I never finished umineko so nice guess there +--- 636259193 +>>636258826 +oh no see that's the mc's jealous sister threatening to pour concrete in her butthole so that he *can't* assfuck her +or something like that, i don't remember exactly +akikuru was fucking great, all the kurus were +--- 636259285 +>>636258514 +yeah i don't mind some struggle, i have more than enough vocab and grammar knowledge under my belt (been studying for roughly 2 years) but my immersion is sadly lacking + +i've heard good/decent things about yuzu so i'll go for that. as long as it hovers in the N3 (or higher N4 i guess) then i'm totally down. dunno what tags i'd be interested in on vndb but i suppose i can just play around and assume i'll get something decent +>>636258849 +thanks as well! you have any particular combo of tags that's worked for you (or, any recs you'd have that you enjoyed?) +--- 636259291 +Is it normal to just skip through the sex scenes? They're so boring. +--- 636259356 +>>636252303 (OP) +>angels +muh dick +--- 636259398 +>>636252303 (OP) +So tired of seeing this shit girl from that faggot game, literally the most generic archetype of the bunch. No wonder mid low test faggot eat it up +--- 636259461 +>>636257692 +>beginner-material trap +This is just like when people recommend reading Yotsuba because it's "easy", and then drop learning japanese because they didn't really like the experience. + +The key is not beginner-friendly material, but to find something you REALLY want to finish reading, regardless of how hard it is. +If it's good enough you'll keep going, even if it takes 5 minutes to understand a single sentence, and the gains from doing that are MASSIVE since every step is further and further away from your comfort zone. +Once you're finished with that trial, the next material won't be as painful, so you can basically read anything even if it's mediocre. + +I didn't do this with VNs though. I did with (sfw) Touhou doujins + Claymore. That was before I found out that there were good OCR apps too. +--- 636259569 +>>636255707 +>Because I want to read something good and interesting instead of getting duped into wasting my time with a lame ass VN with the same rehashed plot points and characters from 20 years ago +I'm not sure how this is related to your first question. +You don't like these games, sure, but why bitch about people enjoying them? +--- 636259778 +>>636259285 +whew anon this is the part where you have to figure out what you like. At some points in life you are more interested in certain scenarios, a couple months ago I had an interest in "male dresses up as a girl and secretly enrolls in an all-girls school" so I searched for games like that +>i'd be interested in on vndb but i suppose i can just play around and assume i'll get something decent +you just have to dive in and get a feeling for the game (god bless piracy), I jumped at nukige I thought would be complete slop but I actually enjoyed myself, I also tried out popular frequently circlejerked games and turned that shit off within 3 hours +--- 636259858 +>>636259145 +>space operas +>there's not even enough of them +is that why you lash out at everything? Jealousy? Because your favorite genre has nothing in it that's not some star wars/star trek/macross derivative? +>in a way the things you say to me say more about yourself than me +>w-well Im rubber, you're glue! +Kek you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're a silly, seething underage at this point. +--- 636259878 +>>636259461 +Trying to compare yotsuba getting rec'd to beginners and beginner-friendly VNs are two completely separate things as they are nowhere near each other in difficulty. + +There's only so much most learners are willing to accept. You can't tell someone who's doing Genki 1 (or 2, whatever) to go pick up Harry Potter and read it because that's stupid. Yeah you could literally look up every single word and have to read up on every single grammar point, but if you're struggling this much then why not just pick something else to get your feet wet so that when in the near future when you tackle HP you're actually able to slightly enjoy it? + +I get the general gist of what you're saying and it makes sense to a certain degree, but there is nothing wrong with enjoying a few 4/10's in terms of difficulty before ramping up to an 8 or so. +--- 636260082 +>>636258842 +Ah yes, "sexy boots" are a childish insult. Can you even follow the chain or are you too busy seething over being made fun of for typing like a literal flaming homosexual, discord tranny? +--- 636260087 +>>636259285 +that's a better start than i had at least +i'll recommend tojita sekai no tori colony because it's huge favorite of mine, no idea if it's in your ballpark interest or ability-wise but i found it really interesting +it's essentially groundhog day the vn but over the course of a month, the fun part is that once you get past the prologue the game just cuts you loose and you get all kinds of choices for stupid shit you want to do, like blow all your life savings and take a trip off to nowhere, or master karate over hundreds of loops and then run off into the woods to fight a bear, or immediately ask out the new girl who already likes you and then it escalates to getting married on the spot +fun, funny, good plot, lots of choices, best imouto, not a lot to complain about +--- 636260283 +>>636257260 +>いてきたのに +Anon sama please help me understand +--- 636260389 +>>636259878 +Why I say lolige is good to learn, the little lolis all speak in hiragana and easy kanji and the adult speak in moderate kanji. Thoughts use more kanji though. It's a good mix. +And dialogue is easy and comfy with little esoteric words, your knowledge is on the level of a japanese loli anyway +And the lolis will make you want to read more +--- 636260393 +>>636259778 +>"male dresses up as a girl and secretly enrolls in an all-girls school" +nice, have you read tsuriotsu? i did it for the ojousamas and not the crossdressing part but i enjoyed it a lot, haven't had an ohoho that good in a long time +--- 636260401 +>>636260283 +(パンツ)(はいてきた)(のに) +--- 636260467 +>>636260283 +the は isn't actually a particle +--- 636260469 +>>636260283 +はいてきた +she's talking about wearing panties, you see the word panties and the rest should click instantly. You have homework to do. +--- 636260471 +>>636259778 +Did you read tincle twinkle festival +--- 636260585 +>>636259569 +>why bitch about people enjoying them? +Because I want to read and like a moege without the classic wet noodle protagonist with the kind/pervert trait +5 girls that like him for no reason, and I have no idea how to get that other than rereading old shit or funding my own studio in Japan +>>636259858 +Brother I have no idea how you came to this conclusion that I'm some underage idiot having a melty over moeges of all things +I'm throwing insults to goad you guys into proving me wrong with a moege that breaks the mold or for you to stay in your containment board since people that like current moeges unironically make everything worse around them +--- 636260649 +>>636260389 +what this anon said, even when fancy vocab appears usually it's for laughs + +>>636259878 +I heavily disagree with "level up on easy boring games first", sure you understand everything but you're bored out of your mind and you will hate life - I would give these kind of games 5 hours at most when they last more than 30 +--- 636260713 +>>636260082 +>Reading moege is not just harmful to the visual novel industry, it's downright destructive. +Max cringe, easiest way to spot fake anime fans is how much they shit on moe and fanservice. Go back to your goyslop you failed normie, either way your days in this community are closing fast +Never forget Berserk died, Idolm@ster Won +--- 636260836 +>>636260585 +>Brother I have no idea how you came to this conclusion that I'm some underage idiot having a melty over moeges of all things +>Im just having a melty over moeges of ll things because waaaaaah it's your fault you make every thing worse waaaaaaa! +if you're smart enough to post on 4chan you're smart enough to change your own diaper, seethign underage. Come back when you have some hair on your face and an actual insult that isnt +>DURR THEY ARR ROOK SAME +--- 636260890 +>>636260713 +What are you talking about? +>normie +It's normalfag you fucking newfag tourist. I bet you even post fucking frogs and wojaks. +--- 636260901 +>>636260649 +Why are you equating easy with being boring? If it's "easy" (according to you) but still providing a challenge for beginners then what the fuck is your entire point? Why are you so hellbent on making new learners suffer as much as possible and thus make them not even want to continue doing this? + +Actually don't bother because I don't really care anymore. This mentality is why people just don't start immersing for way too long anyways. +--- 636261019 +>>636260585 +not either of those guys +realistically you are doomed to search for the needle in a haystack decent cute-with-plot games that come out once every decade or so +you might as well give up on the wanting a good protag part and come join me in the mindbroken zero expectations club, though. moege are moege because they're mindless, you might as well ask for mcdonalds to be healthy and high quality + +i guess the amakano games were decent at giving you an MC who you could honestly buy that a girl would fall for him, he was proactive and thoughtful and wasn't a dense motherfucker +they're still pretty boring overall unless you really just want nothing more than romance, but it's something +--- 636261076 +>>636260401 +>>636260467 +Thanks. +>>636260469 +I know. I lost most of my will over a year ago. But I still try when I come across Japanese in the wild. +--- 636261146 +>>636260393 +>>636260471 +haven't read either, and I fear that DC games are too hardcore for me, I still have cute resort installed and I'm kind of afraid of going back to it + +>>636260901 +I didn't say that, I just believe telling people to struggle through sonohana when they hate games like sonohana just because it's 4/10 in difficulty is pointless. I second the view that you pick what interests you first, and think about its difficulty later, it will be painful but you're actually damn invested in what you're reading +--- 636261329 +>>636260836 +Don't get mad bro, I'm sure in real life we could be friends even if you like moege +>>636261019 +Right on brother, I actually quite enjoyed Amakano for that reason, not particularly riveting but at least I didn't feel like I was wasting my time with it +--- 636261479 +>>636261329 +Sorry kid, but you should make friends amongst your own age group. Try not being so insufferable and you wont get bullied by your classmates during recess +--- 636261672 +>>636261479 +When I was in high school, kids my age were OBSESSED with looking down on the younger kids. You wouldn't happen to be in the age range, anon? +--- 636261789 +dang, a mostly civil untranslated vn thread on /v/ +what a fucking miracle +--- 636261908 +>>636261789 +Its Joker +--- 636262037 +>>636255707 +I don't want something new or challenging, man. I don't want conflict or complicated plots or great writing or edgy, experimental stories. I just want wish fulfillment fantasy with cute girls. +--- 636262038 +>>636261789 +Hey I remember this game, what a trip that was. +--- 636262130 +>>636261672 +>Another seething N-NO U!! +And we just went over this too, no wonder you get bullied so much by your peers +--- 636262238 +>>636262038 +fuck i remember getting spooked by that face even +reading that thing totally blind was a wild ride +--- 636262334 +>>636254595 +>I can say All shonenshit is "the main characters get beat up, the power of friendshit at the last second, hero beats up bad guy, and they all rest at the stereotypical hot spring wirh the same KYAAA HENTAI! BAKA!! shenanigans" +And you would be absolutely correct +--- 636262425 +>>636261789 +can't say it's going great so far with the autist obsessed with having the last word, but you'll take anything you get on the video games board among the usual trash +--- 636262516 +>>636262130 +I'm not the same person, you just remind me of my insecure, limited younger self wanting to have some grasp of superiority because of my young age. Let me tell you something... those days as a kid? give them back to me. +--- 636262553 +>>636261479 +Keep hurling personal attacks all you want, at the end of the day you didn't even make an effort to defend your own points, I love you anon and I wish you the best in life +>>636262037 +Me too brother, me too +--- 636262567 +quit fighting and post shit you like so we can fight over that instead +--- 636262598 +>VN that as a kid was like forbidden fruit that you were certain was probably great if only you could understand more than 20% of it +>come back a decade later to replay it and find out that it's mediocre at best +going on a nostalgia trip was a mistake bros... +--- 636262615 +>>636252303 (OP) +incels +--- 636262670 +>>636262598 +wat vn +--- 636262689 +>>636262598 +i purposefully avoid all the big name titles because i'm convinced they'll never hold up +what was her name? +--- 636262778 +I'm reading a vn gonna post a review on vmdb when I'm done because I really like it +--- 636262814 +>>636262778 +thanks you too +--- 636262961 +>>636262567 +Just finished pic related, I liked some of it but it felt too bloated for me and just sped through it after a while +--- 636263051 +>>636262238 +It got me too since I was playing it in the dark and it went from zero to screamer in a split second. I wish we would get more games that slowly descend into crazy surreal and fucked up shit. +--- 636263202 +>>636262553 +Thanks junior. I hope one day you'll stop being pathetic enough to ask random anons to be your friends +>>636262516 +You havent graduated yet, so it's still not too late anon. Go forth and good luck on getting laid +--- 636263239 +>>636255707 +>as much as I hate shonenshit also at least they are willing to experiment more with their stories +>they are willing to experiment more with their stories +Nigga have you watched any shonen since Dragonball? It's all the same villain of the week shit. +--- 636263243 +>>636262567 +Just finished this, fun slice of life with crazy twists at the end. I just started mask of deception and I'm really hoping the protagonist becomes less of a dickhead loser because he's pathetic compared to Hakuowlo +--- 636263474 +>>636263051 +>games that slowly descend into crazy surreal and fucked up shit +that is exactly my jam and i would also like more of that, if you can think of any i'll take whatever, fairytale requiem has been good to me so far but i will always want more +i should also get around to tsui no sora one of these days +--- 636263483 +>>636263243 +Ironic weeb meme +>guwah crazy Japanese word, better rehash it so my muttbrain can understand +--- 636263582 +>>636263483 +newfag retard +>>636263243 +Haku shits all over Hakuowlo. You're in for a fucking RIDE my man +--- 636263627 +>>636263483 +that meme is probably older than you and it's certainly older than ironic weebs +--- 636263656 +>>636263483 +That's an extremely old /a/ meme, dude. +--- 636263720 +>>636263483 +You're the guy projecting about kids aren't you? +--- 636263803 +>>636252303 (OP) +Holy shit, there's a new Yuzusoft VN? I thought they fucking died after Cafe Stella and covid. +--- 636263881 +>>636258842 +Redditman? I love that guy! +--- 636263892 +>>636263582 +>>636263627 +>he said this while speed closing his KFC dating sim game he has 1000 hours in +Next youll defend Katawa shoujo because its 'Le oldfag'. +--- 636263924 +>>636263202 +>Thanks junior. I hope one day you'll stop being pathetic enough to ask random anons to be your friends +I never asked to be your friend idiot, nice reading comprehension +>>636263239 +I know and I fucking hate specifically how the MC always fights enemies that are just about the right power level, my point was that even in these stories they are willing to tweak the formula to create something distinct, when in comparison 99% of moeges meld together and are almost undistinguishable from one another +--- 636263935 +>>636263892 +piss off newfag retard +--- 636263962 +>>636263892 +Katawa shoujo is oldfag now? +--- 636264013 +>>636263803 +it's even got a top tier BR imouto +--- 636264109 +>>636263803 +They actually released another game in between Cafe Stella and this newest release 2 years ago but its an all ages game. +--- 636264265 +>>636263924 +>W-well, we could be friends even if you like moege, I guess.... +>I-I NEVER ASKED TO BE YOUR FRIEND BAKA!!! +The tsundere act doesnt hold up irl. Maybe you're just autistic and will never grow out of this, in which case my condolences. +--- 636264295 +>>636264109 +>ackshually +shut up, buta +buhi buhi buhi +--- 636264315 +>>636263962 +it won't be long now before KS will be old enough to post here +time's a bitch +--- 636264504 +>>636263924 +Please stop responding to an actual underage b&. He'll keep going on over stupid shit until the thread archives. +--- 636264580 +>>636264504 +oops, meant for >>636264265 +--- 636264597 +>>636264109 +Why? Yuzusoft games have never been worth reading for the plot. +--- 636264802 +i sleep now +decent thread, all things considered +take this ancient historic meme as a parting gift +--- 636264834 +>>636262567 +I finished Hikari no Umi no Apeiria recently. Pretty good and funny with a chad mc, lots of dirty jokes. It was kind of a drag at certain parts though and the ending sequence had a lot of info dumping that kinda weakened it a bit. The highlight was the yomi mind games between the mc and antagonist, those were really entertaining. +--- 636264949 +>>636264265 +In the context that we share a common interest I was trying to imply that we are not so different so that you could stop sperging out over inane bullshit +Also read your own posts back at you as they are a reflection of who you are +>>636264504 +Got carried away desu, regardless the thread will die once Americans wake up. +--- 636265021 +>>636264949 +he's extremely insecure about his own age and will project his age inferiority onto others he doesn't like. classic trait and I did it too, the friends I played multiplayer games with also did it. +--- 636265129 +>>636254151 +>The same reason why people read multiple romcoms year after year +Poor argument since those people are also massive retards. Shit, imagine your defense being "we're like romcom readers". +--- 636265171 +>>636263243 +>he is reading Mask of Deception/Truth for the first time +Lucky anon. It's a wild ride and takes a long time to take off, but it's good. +--- 636265189 +>>636263582 +Good shit. Thanks king I'll keep going. +--- 636265190 +>>636264949 +>>636265021 +>one minute apart +Your samefagging could not be any more transparent holy shit +--- 636265220 +>>636264013 +>BR +TRANSLATION WHEN +--- 636265571 +Whatever you say man, at least I know that other anon is having a laugh at your expense +--- 636266034 +>>636265571 +>seething so hard that he got caught samefagging he's not even directly replying to me now +If it's any consolation, Im certainly having a good laugh at your expense right now +--- 636266182 +>>636263243 +Did you play the remake? I think the og Utawarerumo is one of the few vns where the porn makes the whole thing actively worse. +--- 636266580 +I use textractor and japreader (with English translation) I know I shouldn't but I want to read a vn not study +Still, I keep the Japanese on screen and give a readable looking sentence a go from time to time. Sometimes see a word I know but don't remember and give it a quick click to remind myself. So i guess its helpful there. As for new words, I'll never remember a new kanji from seeing it in reading once or twice but I'm sure the exposure is probably doing something. +--- 636267023 +>>636266182 +that and Little Busters, kek +--- 636267436 +>>636266034 +Whatever helps you cope bozo +--- 636267471 +>>636267023 +I still hold people dont likr LB's H scenes because seeing that spineless coward Riki become a borderline rapist especially in Haruka and Komari's routes when they're at their mental nadir is too creepily realistic +--- 636268117 +>>636267436 +>posting a screen nearly 40 minutes after getting caught samefagging +Atleast you replied properly this time, I guess? Congrats on learning how to use MSPaint, it only took you 40 minutes kek +--- 636268134 +>>636262567 +I like these angels +--- 636268380 +>>636268134 +Is top right's game any good? +Looks super interesting but don't want to get my hopes too high +--- 636268483 +>>636252303 (OP) +who? +--- 636268576 +>>636268134 +Pissing 3x3? +--- 636268578 +no ntr dont care +--- 636268604 +>>636268117 +>Still replying +Don't you have school tomorrow? +--- 636268675 +what's a good vn +--- 636268703 +>>636268675 +katwa shitjo +--- 636268864 +>>636268604 +My thoughts exactly. +In case you're too stupid to have figured it out by now(which you clearly are, judging by that timezone), Im not that guy. Im just taking the piss at you for being an upset little bitch. And here you are, biting the bait in your autistic rage. +Every. Single. Time. +--- 636268895 +>>636268380 +the game does something pretty interesting at the very start, it asks you to choose birthday presents for each year in your sister's life, and these decide her appearance and her personality. There is a lot of variation in between your choices, and you have technically the same character but in three different routes, it's a clever take. In other games there is an eerie feeling when you go for a specific girl and neglect the others, but here it's your sister all the way. + +The writing is a lot of fun, the game is by the old guard from galette and tinkle position, and the interactions of the siblings are snappy and entertaining to follow. +--- 636269080 +>>636268134 +wish my taste was so bad I could enjoy all of that generic erogeslop that not even japs play +--- 636269141 +>>636268864 +Nigger I'm just passing time due to insomia and YOU are the one that keeps falling for my bait ever think about that? +--- 636269174 +>>636263243 +I still think Hakuouro is the best. Haku has his moments but in my opinion the original is still the best. +--- 636269201 +>>636269080 +you just dont get it, taste has nothing to do with it +--- 636269513 +>>636252303 (OP) +I hate moege but I started reading senren banka anyway. It's my first yuzusoft VN and the production quality is actually pretty good for a VN. I like the extensive options they have provided including multiple subs, making it easy to get the gist of Kanji I dont know without using a textractor. I think I will be finishing atleast the common route. +--- 636269568 +Reading random fanart on twitter/pixiv is my favorite recommendation for beginners. It's instant dopamine. +--- 636269636 +>>636268895 +>Protagonist's Full Sister as a Heroine +Now we are talking +--- 636269760 +>>636263243 +Haku absolutely shits on Hakuowlo as a protagonist. +--- 636269764 +>>636269141 +>he fell for that bait too +--- 636269952 +>>636262567 +name? +--- 636270165 +How well does texthookers work for yuzusoft games? Want to use them to practice jap and check my understanding against the english translations. + +Tried mangaocr on another VN the other day and it was total shit, kept misreading the kanji. +--- 636270186 +>>636253861 +I don’t want things to happen. I just want idealized depictions of daily life. Having no stakes is the beauty of moege. +--- 636270223 +>>636253158 +I mean, that setting is good enough to write tons of different, interesting stories. It might not be the most creative one, but that doesn't really matter. +--- 636270294 +>>636268134 +Sauce for bottom right? +--- 636270391 +>>636270165 +>mangaocr +ew. shit is simple m8yroo + +https://animecards.site/visualnovels/ + +thank me later and welcome to the wonderful world of VN +--- 636270432 +Where are the Yuri romcoms? +--- 636270762 +>>636270391 +Thanks for the suggestion, but does textractor work on yuzusoft games? From previous experience, texthookers don't work on every vn. +--- 636270793 +>>636269952 +I'm John. And you? +--- 636270910 +>>636270793 +Would you happen to be the legendary Mr John Doe? +--- 636271136 +>>636268576 +--- 636271335 +>>636268576 +ambrosia from the gods +--- 636271527 +>enter yuzusoft thread +>find out it's a jop thread in disguise +--- 636271653 +>>636267023 +Little busters wasn't written with porn in mind so when you add them you end up with a mess, is pretty much the same as removing the porn of games that were written with porn in mind. +--- 636272086 +>>636270294 +隠恋ぼ +--- 636272652 +>>636270762 +i've never had the texthooker not grab the game before. there may be like some very, very rare instances but i doubt it's going to happen to you. +>>636270793 +YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD GIVE ME THE NAME +--- 636272818 +>>636257692 +Stein's;Gate +--- 636273072 +>>636272652 +>NAME +Open wide anon, here comes the choo choo spoon. It's called Meikei no Lupercalia. Learn 2 reverse search. +--- 636273263 +>>636273072 +oh desu i used google, iqdb and yandex but it didn't show anything. re-tried google again and it was at the very bottom of the page. + +i just wanted you to feed me hehehe :p +--- 636273335 +Who's the target audience for the game Yuzusoft's founders made as a doujin group? +--- 636273381 +>>636273335 +Uhhh I dont know.... Little girls? +--- 636273487 +>>636273381 +Makes sense, I guess. +--- 636273732 +>>636273487 +Why did they abandon their roots? +--- 636274345 +is this true? +--- 636274410 +>>636274345 +Yeah, but it's okay cause she's cute. +--- 636274959 +>>636252303 (OP) +>Who's the target audience of yuzusoft? +Do girls read these moege? I believe only male audience enjoy Slice of Life genre. diff --git a/v/636252450.txt b/v/636252450.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..08e1793966794bb35b15a8c45ad403f603308019 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636252450.txt @@ -0,0 +1,446 @@ +----- +--- 636252450 +/ourgal/ released her demo today. Aren't you gonna' play it?? +--- 636252545 +>>636252450 (OP) +The animation and lip sync are fucking terrible. How did this game take 5 years to make? +--- 636252601 +Fang is a cute + +Also what fucking demo? The game has been out for year at least. Did you mean the gator game? +--- 636254167 +>1 GB for a VN demo +wtf +--- 636254447 +>>636254167 +Looks reasonable, images aren't getting any smaller as the time goes on. +--- 636254493 +>>636252450 (OP) +Didn't cavemanon already release the full thing? +--- 636254675 +>>636252450 (OP) +--- 636254772 +>>636252450 (OP) +i remember /v/ spammed steam forum when the game was just announced +was funny, they had to lock it +--- 636254830 +>buy the shitty ripoff of Snoot Game + +No thanks fag +--- 636255109 +>>636252545 +They scrapped a ton of the game because their writer got cancelled for an old Kotaku article about 3d porn using underaged Harry Potter 3d models and Misty and Zelda getting raped +--- 636255160 +>>636252601 +It bothers me so much that she's clearly a pterosaur but has bird wings +--- 636256506 +>>636255109 +what +--- 636257015 +>>636254167 +The characters are 3D rendered so I can see kind of see it. +--- 636257114 +>>636255109 +>3d porn using underaged Harry Potter 3d models and Misty and Zelda getting raped +Where can I watch these videos? +--- 636257203 +I don't wani play Goodbye Volcano High, it's an insult to Fang +--- 636258383 +>>636256506 +>>636257114 +I don't have the link but check the kotaku website with waybackmachine[https://archive.org/web/] or other archive, they had links to said porns on the article. + +It wasn't very good. +--- 636258445 +>start the demo +>get to the rythm mini game intro +>dialogue is overlapped with it +>pressing X to hit the notes also skips the dialogue +holy shit this is beyond broken +--- 636258672 +>>636254447 +Images? It's not still images, it's nothing but animation +--- 636258743 +>>636258445 +then report it to the developers, there's a reason it's not the full release you're looking at +--- 636258753 +>>636252450 (OP) +Can't really comment too much about the story since it's like... 30 minutes? +But I personally don't want to strangle anyone yet. Maybe a few moments of eye rolls when Trish starts really talking about her bug and whatnot but that could just be general teenage autism teens exhibit so I'll give it a pass for now. +The guitar bits are a bit underwhelming, they don't really seem to take that much advantage of animating anything other than showing some Adobe after effects. Could've been an opportunity to do some music video-like bit as the players play but it's just... at most a zoom-in to her hands or a background fade to black? But maybe that's 'fine' because the guitar playing itself is just kind of weird and the prompts go all over the screen it seems. +Right now, for the game that it is, its first impression is like a 6/10 +I can see this being a part of an indie bundle somewhere down the line for like, $15-20 +But I'll laugh if they expect fags to pay even $30 for the game alone. You can get better indie titles for less +>>636252545 +Think that's one of the biggest issues going on with the game/demo right now. +Even for generic anime-ish/cartoony flaps, it's just not in sync. +--- 636258772 +>>636258743 +nah man +dont do unpaid beta testing +--- 636258958 +>>636258743 +Literally How? pretty sure the majority of fags here are banned on Steam forums, their discord, or a combination of both. +And the ones that aren't banned aren't even playing the game in the first place. +--- 636259130 +>>636258958 +Gee I don't know +--- 636259163 +>>636257114 +Honestly seems like a stupid ass reason to get fired over. +If it was literally toddlers or babyshit like that one game fags keep on trying to push around, then maybe I can understand, but Harry potter porn seems like the most normalfag of normalfag porn to get into or talk about +--- 636259286 +>>636259130 +boop the snoot +--- 636259591 +>>636256506 +>>636257114 +heres the terrible article: +https://archive.fo/mPDRA + +People flipped their shit over it when it happened and they had to write this apology article +https://archive.is/Fup13 + +This was a good 9 months before Volcano High was announced. After the E3 trailer released some people made the connection to Lead Writer being the star of that debacle and it went viral again so they canned the writer, rebooted it and hired a new writing team. +--- 636259689 +>>636259591 +i like how people screeched over it being child porn when it's clearly not. it's not even loli. they should've fired this writer for being an incompetent fuckwit, not this dumb article +--- 636259903 +>>636259689 +They basically torpedoed the "inclusive" audience they were targeting. Its incompetence all the way down +--- 636260068 +>>636259903 +Good. When retards like Kate Gray or Lindsay Ellis get cancelled because other people hold them to the same insane standards that they impose on others, I get so hard I put a hole in my desk. I've gone through like 12 of them the past few years alone. +--- 636260769 +>>636259130 +only thing i can see fags doing out of all of these without running into 'you are banned/blocked' is directly emailing them from the link on the website on the bottom, and at that point, I'll agree with >>636258772 sentiments in basically saying 'fuck that' +--- 636261269 +>>636259689 +Yeah, from what i looked at that article, it was stupid as shit to even publish it but i guess if they didn't fire them, even fags here would constantly be saying something like 'harry potter porn fags lmao' over and over again +I'll be curious as to what their first draft was or what they were initially planning on doing for that game before throwing it out. +--- 636261527 +>>636259591 +>Life Got You Down? Load Up The Sims 4 And Open A Semen Café +God forbid to have sexy women on videogames +--- 636261830 +>When you fucked up so bad that you can't even get the ESG audience in fucking [Current Year] and the only people even slightly interested in your game are 4chan autists +KO_OP devs. +I know some of you are going to read this, either now or in the archives. +All I have to say is; play Snoot Game, its central theme might help you a little with your current problems. +If you want to succeed? It'd just take a tiny bit of humility and a smidge of self-awareness. There's a reason people are raving about Snoot Game and not your game. +--- 636262264 +>>636257015 +They aren't 3d, they are 2d toonboom puppet rigs with master controllers. +--- 636262392 +I'll never stop being mad that they didn't use the first pass design. Look how fucking crisp it is, you faggots. +--- 636262581 +>>636262392 +Yes but you don't understand, dresses are spits on ground, Inshallah feminine! +--- 636262650 +snoot game > volcano whatever +--- 636262734 +>>636262392 +Witch Fang +--- 636262865 +>>636262392 +Its certainly way more interesting. I wonder if the game would be just as ridiculed if they did go with a more dinosaury design and not just this weird wannabe anime bullshit it currently is +--- 636263020 +>>636262865 +Honestly? I think any design with the feathered angel wings is going to get mocked to fuck. +GVH Fang is full on Sparkledog tier. Snoot goes to addressing that and does so well, while GBH just plays it without a shred of self-awareness. +--- 636263034 +>>636262865 +It would, purely because regardless of design, fags would've been mad that it premiered during the PS5 conference. +Really, I think it could've been any VN really and fags would've been mad. +--- 636263346 +>>636263020 +Idk i kind of like the angle wings for her character. i mean shes an edgy goth girl, they love that fallen angel shit +--- 636263554 +>>636262734 +It would be hilarious if witch fang got her own little volcano witch academia game before gvh +--- 636263658 +Fang doesn't shave her pubes! +--- 636263719 +>>636262392 +>First pass + +HOLY fuck am I cumming +--- 636263731 +>>636262392 +It looks like Fang in Wednesday Cosplay +--- 636263769 +>>636263554 +>before gvh +We have give weeks +--- 636263842 +>>636263769 +*Five weeks +--- 636263852 +>>636252450 (OP) +Demo for what? +Last I checked Snoot was free and released years(?) ago. +If you mean that Canadian funding scam that was supposed to be a PS5 launch title 3 years ago, fuck off. +--- 636263937 +>>636255109 +But even assuming they scrapped every single bit of the story they had planned how on Earth did it take 5 years? +--- 636264071 +>>636263852 +Two, two years ago +--- 636264450 +>>636258445 +Really? That sounds like such an obvious issue that they should've caught it immediately. Did the devs not even test the game at all? +--- 636264520 +>>636262392 +That problem is endemic to rest of the characters. Whoever they got to do first designs probably left after seeing their cool stuff made into body positivity retardation. +--- 636264670 +>>636264520 +Architected +--- 636264741 +>>636262392 +>>636264520 +>designs start fine +>mild improvement +>then get progressively worse +--- 636264835 +>>636264520 +They've actually discussed this during devlogs +Their argument is, and I quote: +>But animating complex art is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard you guize! The first concept had to actually look good, we had to trim things down for animation +Tell that to Cuphead, you're on the government dollarydoo you lazy fuckers. +--- 636264979 +>>636264835 +Ahh, the old Bee and Puppycat excuse. +--- 636265074 +>>636264979 +It's even funnier when you, again, compare to Snoot Game which managed to make the characters incredibly expressive despite having complex models on a shoestring budget. +--- 636265097 +>>636252545 +Devs didn't realize text-to-visemes exist, obviously. +--- 636265132 +>>636252450 (OP) +no its furry shit and please fuck off +--- 636265178 +>>636264520 +They made Stella's hair shorter because the long hair was giving them Bugs and they couldnt bother fixing it +--- 636265215 +>>636262392 +First pass would look stupid in a 3d game if she isn't always being viewed from a side or profile, due to the eyes on a long face. +--- 636265293 +>>636265215 +Are you implying this shit isn't stupid to look at in the first place? They've forgone any uniqueness for this uggo styless playdough-smooth junk. +--- 636265469 +>>636265215 +Anon... Thats true for literally every animayted character. Think back on any cartoon youve ever seen, how often are the characters facing the screen and not in some sort of side profile? +--- 636265597 +>>636262392 +God damn that first pass is really nice +Doesn't fit in a school setting though +--- 636265683 +>>636265469 +Most anime characters don't have long horse faces that would require them to keep some distance from the person they're next to, unless they want some clippage. +--- 636265724 +>>636264835 +Flat out, I'd take puppeted motion that doesn't rotate much that has nice designs, instead of lots of "movement" where everything looks like boring round circles. +--- 636265794 +>>636265683 +--- 636265851 +Here's to hoping its as much an accidental comedy as this was. +--- 636265889 +>>636265178 +Honestly, I can see this being a genuine reason. There's a reason you don't see tons of long hair characters in games these days. I'm sure Fang herself is probably a slight nightmare with her hair length +--- 636265949 +>>636264979 +>Bee and Puppycat excuse +--- 636265984 +>>636265215 +So what? She could just always be in profile view. Furthermore, they aren't using 3d models, all the animation here is toonboom puppets in 2d, with a bunch of masking. +--- 636266124 +>>636265984 +>Furthermore, they aren't using 3d models, all the animation here is toonboom puppets in 2d, +Oh, that's even more embarassing. I just assumed it was 3d models given the actual style they went for......since that'd make sense. +--- 636266173 +>>636265949 +>get periodic government funding to make thing +>conveniently takes 30x longer to make than comparable thing +--- 636266792 +>>636263346 +The wings are feathered because she's not a pterodactyl, she's an archaeopteryx. +--- 636266968 +>>636265889 +>I can see this being a genuine reason. +It is, im not shitposting, they said that was the reason. Not sure if they said it on their tiktok or were but they said it +--- 636267034 +>>636262392 +That first design is quite soulful. By trying to make them more appealing/follow more anime model rules, they nosedived right into the uncanny valley. They should have stuck with that first look. +--- 636267058 +>>636258445 +>take 5 years to make a VN +>fuck up the only extremely basic mini game you have +The funnier part is that they already implied Snoot Game ripped off their work so when Volcano High releases we’ll get to see which parts of Snoot Games story they ripped off, And that’s probably the only sales they’ll get, a handful of Anons buying it for comparison purposes +--- 636268308 +>>636267058 +>Your face when they reveal the school shooting minigame using the rhythm mechanics for reloads +It'll never happen but it'd be funny if it did +--- 636268629 +>>636268308 +That’d be unapologetically amazing but they don’t have the balls +--- 636268849 +>start the "game" +>starts with a rythm mini-game with 3 separate mechanics, most of which aren't good for a rhythm game22 +>proceed to the triggeratops scene +>you're supposed to react to a scene you don't see +>glass him tier dialogue choices where sarcasm isn't hinted anywhere +nah, on a gameplay standpoint it's shit +--- 636268931 +>>636255160 +dinosaurs are birds dude +don't you follow le science news? +--- 636269024 +>>636252601 +GATOR GAME?? +don't tell me the fucking wheelchair gator is getting a game + +im s𐐬yjaking irl nr +--- 636269064 +Screen cap this. Fang's real name is Fatima. +--- 636269106 +>>636264835 +I'd say Cuphead is a terrible example. +Hand-drawn animation is hard. Cuphead took like what, 5-6 years to make JUST its DLC? And it got forgotten in like a month as if it was merely a reskinned level? That itself is almost a deterrent to working that hard on a particular aspect, especially when it set the bar that high. It's no wonder some studios will take some shortcuts or ignore working too hard on it. Especially if animation isn't their core goal. +Yeah, it's praise for the animation, but definitely can't put every indie studio through that hardcore of a wringer everywhere. If I remember correctly, the studio or creators became bankrupt several times over during Cuphead's creation, and its practically a miracle that it came out. It was just that demanding of a product. +Unless you WANT to wait nearly a decade for indie games to come out, which I assume most fags don't b/c one of the constant rubs against Volcano is the fact that it's already taken 5ish years to make this game. + +That being said: from what is shown, this does look bad and underwhelming. Like, for something that was going to be a PS5 opener, this should've been more animated than what was shown. Maybe if Sony HONESTLY stepped in and provided the creators an actual team & studio instead of them (and I guess the Canadian government) generically throwing money at them expecting novices to all of a sudden create Piscaso. +An artist can buy all the expensive brushes and paints they want, if they can only do stick figures, then what's the point? +--- 636269284 +>>636269106 +>Cuphead took like what, 5-6 years to make JUST its DLC? +Yes but that's my point. +You don't get to go 'But it's hard!' when the time frame is entirely up to you, doubly so when you're on gubernment gibs for your ESG-isms. +If you're truly passionate? Put some fucking effort into it like an artist should. +You know, a little sweat, maybe some blood and cum? +--- 636269325 +>>636262392 +Second pass is pretty cute. +--- 636269539 +>>636269106 +Cuphead was made by people who never made games before, and its main animator also never animated before either and was learning as they went. They didn't have a clear design doc either and scaled its scope when they got positive reception in the first showing. +--- 636269575 +>>636269284 +>If you're truly passionate? Put some fucking effort into it like an artist should +Anon, I agree but these idiots hired Kotaku writers for their game, that should’ve been a giant huge warning to everyone even vaguely interested in this game that it was doomed from the start, them dragging out the dev process for government gibs while releasing a mediocre buggy demo is just proof of their overall inability and lack of care +--- 636269895 +>>636269024 +she did +or soon at least +--- 636270146 +>>636269575 +Oh don't get me wrong, I agree. But they came up with good initial concepts for characters at least. +Why half ass after that? I mean beyond all the obvious reasons. +--- 636270361 +>>636268849 +...sovl +--- 636270401 +>>636270146 +Money and dipshits with no actual imagination, it’s always money that makes the absolute worst people get put in charge, who’s even the head of Volcano Highs Dev team anyways? +--- 636270820 +>>636259286 +--- 636270893 +>>636264520 +> Anon passed on that +--- 636270990 +>>636269575 +>that should’ve been a giant huge warning to everyone even vaguely interested in this game +its a warning sign for fags HERE +and HERE =/= everyone. +most normalfags don't know this shit or care to. Most don't care about all this background bullshit about government/sony money bs. About this, or any game honestly. +A lot of Normalfags dismissed this IMMEDIATELY upon showing. I'll be surprised unironically if ACTUAL gaming websites would even bother giving this game a review, that's how little interest this game has. That kotaku piece months ago about Snootgame, I think its like the only bit of normalfag news attention I think this game has gotten. +I'd say a lot of this is just inability and incompetence on their part that's to blame for this game. +This sounds weird as fucking shit, but I'm not going to question their passion b/c i think there has to be SOME level of it (or sunk cost fallacy) to keep on making this obvious 5/10 product. +If they wanted the most money, they would've dropped the anthro dino aspect and redesigned it early on to normal humans so they could just make it another generic high school drama to reach the most normalfag demographic. +I just REALLY think that even this VN was beyond their skills, which is kind of sad when you think about it +--- 636271014 +Aren't they a Canadian studio? I hope every day is hell for them. +--- 636271074 +>>636262392 +Second pass....waifu material +>>>/trash/56248329 +--- 636271852 +It's shit. An incompetently made self-insert simulator for pretentious, mentally-touched, entitled, Kotaku raised hippies but at least I got a reaction image out of it. +--- 636272252 +I find it hilarious that this game is popular on 4chan of all places +--- 636272343 +>>636272252 +It's sad. We honestly want it to be good, even though the devs probably hate each and every one of us. +And it's not going to be good, because of Grecian Mythology levels of hubris. +--- 636272512 +>>636270401 +Most likely some pencil-pusher working for the Trudeau/Fink/Schwab WEF-ESG "program". +Since only the secret trilionaire elite are into broken videogames and furry stuff. +Which now makes me wonder what is Klaus Schwab's secret satanic fursona... +--- 636272591 +>>636272512 +The suspiciously wealthy furry rabbit hole truly does go deep. +--- 636272940 +>>636269895 +--- 636272978 +>>636271074 +THIS ISN’T FLYING! THIS IS FALLING… IN STYLE! +--- 636273095 +>>636252450 (OP) +I have no interest in playing GVH in the slightest. I love Snoot Game, and the woke devs of GVH don't deserve any money. +--- 636273114 +>>636252450 (OP) +I already played snootgame. +I haven't +--- 636273157 +>>636245015 → +It's a GIF image of a wiener being thrown inside a hallway. +--- 636273220 +>>636273157 +what is it trying to convey? +--- 636273331 +>>636273220 +Something about Snoot Game being bad? Idk there was Volcano High discord members in there getting upset that their buggy shitty game was being called buggy and shitty +--- 636273492 +>tfw no ptero gf +--- 636273530 +More like +>GBVH fans when they play Snoot Game +--- 636273580 +any good feet shots yet? +--- 636273738 +>>636272940 +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1895350/I_Wani_Hug_that_Gator/ +I already have it on my wishlist +--- 636273875 +>>636268931 +It's more accurate to say that birds are a type of dinosaur. Pterosaurs were not dinosaurs, btw. + +Also, if you're bitching about feathers - it's been recently found that most dino's didn't have feathers, including Rex for most of its life. I don't see the issue. +--- 636274364 +>>636273738 +>it's on Steam +YOOOOOOOOO +--- 636274565 +>>636273738 +>coming 2022 +>check calendar +its over... +--- 636274631 +>>636274565 +Was thinking about that too, what fucking happened? +--- 636274807 +>>636274631 +Delayed, I think they wanna release it with Goodbye Volcano High or after it's release +--- 636275027 +>>636274807 +lmao based +--- 636275060 +>>636274631 +They are making all the girls's tits bigger +--- 636275126 +>>636273875 +--- 636275193 +>>636275060 +I mean, I wouldn't complain... diff --git a/v/636252869.txt b/v/636252869.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ca80dd07c736d73383153e3c187a3ca9d14007da --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636252869.txt @@ -0,0 +1,611 @@ +----- +--- 636252869 +What wegs have you been playing lately? +--- 636252932 +>>636252869 (OP) +--- 636252956 +modded Lab Rats 2. it's not really amazing or anything but i like the concept. +--- 636252992 +>>636252869 (OP) +Here, my list. +--- 636252995 +>>636252869 (OP) +Is that....his mom?!?!?!??!>? +--- 636253007 +I only play lolige +--- 636253028 +>>636252869 (OP) +Seeds of Chaos. The art is nice but it's kind of boring and the corruption route isn't very satisfying. +--- 636253050 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +based. fuck wegfegs. +--- 636253051 +>>636252992 +The WEG section is on the right. +--- 636253072 +post it +I open these threads just for this image +FPBP +based +post the image +/thread +POST IT +I can leave now +Thank you +kek +There it is +Thread over +This will never not be funny +/thread +POST IT +I can leave now +Thank you +post it +I open these threads just for this image +FPBP +based +post the image +/thread +POST IT +I can leave now +Thank you +kek +There it is +Thread over +This will never not be funny +/thread +POST IT +I can leave now +Thank you +post it +I open these threads just for this image +FPBP +based +post the image +/thread +POST IT +I can leave now +Thank you +kek +There it is +Thread over +This will never not be funny +/thread +POST IT +I can leave now +Thank you +--- 636253081 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +OP doubly BTFO. +And with that, I leave the thread. +--- 636253115 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +I only click on these threads just to make sure this is posted +--- 636253185 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Might as well go ahead and delete this thread +--- 636253446 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Good work lads. +--- 636253526 +>>636253115 +too true, king +>>636253081 +>>636253110 +OP now triply BTFO'd, he's already dead guys +--- 636253824 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +I came +I laughed +I left +--- 636253834 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +>>636253110 +this is the funniest shit to me +--- 636253843 +>>636252992 +This is a bretty good list b t w. +--- 636253875 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +fpbp = spbp +--- 636253883 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Can someone post the screenshot this is a redraw of? +--- 636253940 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Im out this bitch +--- 636254005 +>>636252992 +>treasure of nadia and being a dik +>3d + +i dont know any of the other games but i assume theyre also not 3d. +--- 636254067 +can he get the mom preggers yet? +--- 636254134 +>>636252992 +Soon to be irrelevant with the advent of AI in games. (Galactic civimizations 4 uses it already to generate whatever civ you can imagine.) +--- 636254153 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +--- 636254252 +>>636252869 (OP) +College Kings. People say it's a Dik ripoff but I like it more so I don't really care. +--- 636254491 +>>636252992 +>Racing +>Re-Volt +I love you. +--- 636254524 +My recommendation of H-games to try if you dont know where to begin. All can be found on f95. R8 or H8 anons. +>Being a DIK +A 3DCG about going to university and the campus life there. The characters are interesting and well developed and the CGs are high-quality. Vanilla and a great entry if you don't mind the 3DCG uncanny valley. +>Hero Party Must Fall +Cheating game where you play as a faceless tanned chad who destroys a hero-led adventure party from within by seducing absolutely everyone. Absolute 10/10 erotic game with top tier expressions. The gameplay is seamlessly integrated into the erotic elements and the dev just throws new content at you every time you progress. Absolute gem of a game. Ignore the ntr tag if you are concerned, basically you seduce girls and the seduction is so funny and entertaining it made me genuinely laugh out loud. +>Tales of Androgyny +Traps and Homosex if that's your thing. If you like that kind of stuff it's a great game with tons of content. It's also playable on mobile. +>Mist +Pure vanilla. Finished visual novel. A bit grindy at times, but it's an interesting story with lots of scenes and as vanilla as you can get. +>FOBS/Forest of blue skin +Pixel monster girl femdom sidescroller game. +>Monster girl dreams +Monster girls/Femdom visual novel. Text heavy due to being a VN, but has actual gameplay and it's an erotic combat system that doesn't suck. Definitely try it if you enjoy text based erotica and Monster girls. +>Ravager +It's niche content-wise because you play as a sentient rapedragon establishing his harem/kingdom, but the story is great and its one of the most well polished erotic games if you dont mind being a big lizard. I was turned off by that, but there are so many characters that you are bound to find someone you like. +--- 636254543 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +lol +--- 636254574 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +I've never actually laughed at this but I still click on these threads to see it posted +--- 636254657 +>>636252869 (OP) +Lolilith's Throne +--- 636254658 +>>636252869 (OP) +how do you get the threesome scene with diane + +it tells me she wants to tell me how to increase milk production but i've already finished her storyline +--- 636254791 +I've been actually playing that Dystopian Robot Girlfriend game a lot and it makes me cum buckets somehow, despite being so simple. I guess I really want a robot gf. +--- 636255282 +>>636252869 (OP) +>3 options for discussion about porn games on 4chan +>/hgg2d/ which is almost exclusively people discussing the latest machine translated shitty RPG maker game +>/weg/ which is almost all discussion about games that fit the weg meme perfectly +>occasional /v/ threads which are extremely hit or miss but are generally the only way to find actually good games +I just want a /vh/ board, man. I had some hope for it when /vst/ and the like were made. +--- 636255341 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Thx. +Leafing now +--- 636255571 +>>636252869 (OP) +I've just been waiting for the next Desert Stalker and Radiant updates to come out. I downloaded Ripples and so far the characters I wanna see scenes with don't really get anything +--- 636255858 +this shit is not funny anymore never was tbf +--- 636256057 +this game has potential +--- 636256070 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +/thread +--- 636256143 +>>636252916 +fpbp +>>636252932 +spbp +--- 636256145 +>>636252869 (OP) +Teh update when? +--- 636256214 +if /pol/ made a coomer game +--- 636256284 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +appreciate you +--- 636256289 +>>636254134 +>type in a prompt +>... +>FBI! Open up! +--- 636256316 +>>636256057 +>>636256214 +sauce +--- 636256361 +>>636255282 +Try /aco/ +--- 636256369 +>>636256316 +Rightful ownership, it's unfinished of course, but has some funny moments +--- 636256405 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +nice +--- 636256454 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +>fpbp and spbp +finally, i can ascend and leave +--- 636256558 +>>636252869 (OP) +Why aren't you goddamn shilling faggots fucking banned yet? What the fuck is wrong with the mods here? +--- 636256852 +>>636256214 +What's this game called? The Nigga Moment? +--- 636256927 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +--- 636257535 +>>636256852 +anon... >>636256369 +--- 636257632 +>>636252992 +Damn dude. You're pretty cool. +--- 636258413 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +BASED BASED +--- 636258448 +>>636252869 (OP) +Is leap of faith worth reading? +--- 636258556 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +--- 636258569 +>>636254491 +No homo! +--- 636258640 +>>636254005 +Both are using 3d generated stills. Still count as 3d when compared to hand drawn games like Summertime Saga. +--- 636258813 +New Life. Protagonist is a lesbo, and one of the heroines is a tranni. It was kind of hot, specially the lesb route with the rich girl. +Elion's Way. Interesting character art. Unfortunately buggy pos. +Good Girl Gone Bad. Notable endings as porn actress, latin drug gang sextoy, lesbo route. Lots of blacked. Pretty decent story and cast of subheroines. +Eternum. Not actually a weg, author is Korean (?). Very good if you like its sense of humor. The last chapter kind of drags the story, but nice work so far. +--- 636258949 +>>636254524 +>Ravager +How complete is it? Does it even have an ending? +--- 636259860 +>>636252956 +What are the mods doing? +--- 636260019 +>>636252992 +>Driver +Yup. +--- 636260217 +>>636252932 +>>636252916 +based af. i am leaving now +--- 636260306 +>>636254491 +Based anons +--- 636260453 +>>636260019 +>incoming tears from all the people who failed the tutorial +--- 636260493 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Exactly what I came here for. +--- 636261189 +>>636256057 +This looks kino? What game? +--- 636261598 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +kings. +--- 636261741 +>>636254134 +>Galactic civimizations 4 uses it already +If this is confirmed i'll be skipping that game. +--- 636261838 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +thread closed +--- 636262738 +>>636261189 +Rightful ownershit +it's shit, but it's funny +--- 636263473 +>tech update +>SOON(TM) +--- 636263691 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +reddit humor +--- 636263816 +>>636263473 +>Judith my waif +--- 636263919 +>>636252869 (OP) +What does kiss feel like bros +--- 636264087 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +why this shit kek me everytime +--- 636264172 +>>636263473 +>bully have an average dick (but is small since mc is a horse) +How is this not fantasy? +--- 636264260 +>>636264172 +he's supposed to be tiny, there's even a scene where Roxxy and the MC's sister joke about it +--- 636264472 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +There it is and I'm gone. +--- 636264892 +>>636264172 +Nah his dick is smol. +--- 636265940 +>>636264172 +>an average dick +Anon, I… +--- 636266119 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +I'm out +--- 636266148 +henteria chronicles 2 but jesus christ it's so fucking long +--- 636266197 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Thanks chiefs, the deed is done. +--- 636266550 +Free Cities +Hazumi and the Pregnation +Love and Sex Second Base +I like breeding games. +--- 636266676 +>>636265940 +lel +--- 636266705 +>>636252869 (OP) +>this makes $58k in a month on patreon +I am being tempted, neurons are getting activated. +--- 636266741 +>>636252992 +--- 636267000 +dead game, just forget about it +same with +>what a legend +>dandy boy advntr +--- 636267032 +>>636252995 +ANON you can't say the M word. shes his landlady or friend or whatever *wink* +--- 636267037 +>>636256214 +Finally, a porn game with realistic models and dialogue +--- 636267075 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +iconic and kino +--- 636267098 +>>636252932 +>>636252916 +--- 636267129 +>>636264172 +anon I'm sorry to say so but if you dick is like this >>636265940 and you think that's "average"... well, I'm sorry +--- 636267190 +>>636254134 +Thanks, skipping GC4. +--- 636267196 +>>636256057 +you know with the scale right there i think my ddick is bigger than i thought. in the DADDY to breed me range. feels good bros +--- 636267295 +>>636253028 +that game will forever be shit unless they put a route where the MC stays uncorrupted and kills everyone in the end +--- 636267364 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +I'm seeing double here! +FOUR fpbp!? +--- 636267417 +>>636254524 +image sauce? +--- 636267782 +>>636254524 +>Hero Party Must Fall +absolute patrician-tier taste +--- 636268052 +>>636252869 (OP) +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +shill thread +--- 636268081 +>>636263473 +I don't even like the game but I check every 6 months if the Annie and Judith update came out. +--- 636268313 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +/thread +--- 636268441 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +>>636253110 +Never fails to get a laugh from me +Now we just need one for the NTR subhumans +--- 636268867 +>>636268081 +I like the game and i don't check for updates since i know that the moment an update drops i'll know by anons on /v/ so i'll just go and download it. +--- 636269042 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +contributing +--- 636269491 +AIDA just updated, play gamu RIGHT NWO +--- 636269793 +>>636267196 +true +--- 636270214 +>>636252869 (OP) +It's amazing to me how you retards kickstart these threads up with nitro by posting and reply spamming the same image every single time +--- 636270323 +>>636265940 +This is quite big amirite guys? +--- 636270342 +>>636254524 +>Ravager +glad someone mentioned about it, its so kino despite being unfinished. +--- 636270380 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +C-C-COMBO +--- 636270385 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Fuck WEGGERS +--- 636270517 +>>636258949 +not him but I doubt it. +--- 636270596 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +fippy bippy, as always +weggers btfo +--- 636270605 +>>636252916 +Literally me and my ddd mom +--- 636270904 +Star Periphery +--- 636271330 +>>636254524 +Hero Party Must Fall is great because as you play further and further you realize Mars (the tanned gyaru-oh ntrguy MC) is actually one of the more reasonable and sympathetic characters while the girls like Cecilia and the demon queen are genuinely 10/10 batshit insane and you start to feel bad for poor mars needing to fuck these absolute fucking nutcases as his job on pain of death, instead of just being allowed to retire to the countryside to snuggle with his loving homunculus partner for life. + +Cecilia is one of the best portrayals of a malignant narcissist I've seen in any media, let alone a porn game, and her increasing rationalizations and justifications for her awful behavior are so uncomfortably true to life I hope the author isn't writing from personal experience dealing with a harpy like her. +--- 636271637 +>>636270904 +--- 636271657 +>>636271637 +no +--- 636271720 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +FIRST POST +SECOND POST +BEST POSTS +--- 636271747 +>>636271330 +I feel genuinely bad for the brown tomboy. +--- 636271773 +>>636271657 +>>636270904 +>still no update +--- 636271909 +>op baits cringe Reddit posts +>cringe Reddit posts continue to spam the thread to page 1 +I hate this place +--- 636271916 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +WEG GOES IN ALL FIELDS +--- 636272368 +>>636271773 +Current estimate is the end of this month, hopefully he sticks to that but we'll see +--- 636272495 +>>636271747 +>abandoned her people's traditions and commitment to pacifism to join the hero party even if it means dishonoring her ancestors +>literally willing to die for eren in order to prove her loyalty to him at all costs +>eren doesn't even fucking care and is too busy wrapping himself around cecilia's fingers like a dog +poor girl deserves better for sure. Cecilia is a gigantic bitch and the worst priestess in history but Eren is also a colossal retard, honestly I question whether Mars's sabotage was even necessary or if they would have self destructed before killing the demon king on their own +--- 636272675 +>>636270385 +>seething weeb +kek +--- 636272870 +Treasure of Nadia has been really enjoyable for me lately. Could be a little bit shorter though. Would be much better as a regular VN with point-and-click puzzles. +--- 636273128 +>>636252995 +That's his landlady. Why would you think it's his mom you sick fuck? +--- 636273174 +>>636252869 (OP) +NOOOOO. Don't kiss your landlady +--- 636273237 +>>636252869 (OP) +Claire's Quest. I like it quite a lot. + +>>636267364 +kek +--- 636273272 +>>636252992 +>sacred +>freedom force +>cyberpunk +>RPG +yeah, nah +--- 636273345 +>>636270385 +the image applies to all japanese vn's too tho, just take out the guy from the picture (for self insert reasons) +at least in 3D wegs you escape the 2D cardboard cuts talking to each other by having 3D environments instead +--- 636273353 +>>636273272 +All of those games are RPGs with the exception of Freedom Force wich is more of an RTS/RPG hybrid. +--- 636273416 +>>636252916 +There it is +>>636252932 +Now I can close the thread +--- 636273429 +>>636273353 +sacred is ARPG. cyberpunk is linear action adventure +--- 636273465 +>>636273429 +ARPGS are still RPGs, Cyberpunk is not an action adventure, It is a text book RPG. +--- 636273519 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +Nice. +--- 636273553 +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +--- 636273572 +>>636273465 +No. They are not. ARPGs are action games that started the entire gacha loot mechanics (if you discount actual roguelikes) +--- 636273613 +>>636273429 +>cyberpunk is linear +LOL WUT? Did you even play the game? There are way more optional paths in cyberpunk than there are in Bladur's Gate 2. Next you'll tell me that Baldur's Gate 2 is not an RPG but a linear action adventure. Get out of here you dumb shitposter. +--- 636273703 +>>636273572 +Oh, yes they are. Both Sacred and Divine Divinity are RPGs of the action variety. Diablo II is more of an action looter game. Don't be confused. +--- 636273754 +>>636273553 +>implying op didnt want this for the free bumps +--- 636273938 +>>636273703 +ARPG is not RPG. The emphasis is on the action, not on the role play. Stop being an idiot. +--- 636274038 +>>636273938 +You're the idiot, aRPGs are still RPGs. If they weren't they'd be called action games. Retard. +--- 636274237 +>>636274038 +You have no idea what you are even talking about +--- 636274338 +>>636252869 (OP) +>>636252916 +>>636252932 +how do i unsubscribe from your daily ads? +--- 636274841 +>>636274338 +The game is free to play. Retard. +--- 636274887 +>>636274841 +What are you saying with this post? How does the game being free have anything to do with not wanting to see ads? +--- 636274984 +>>636273553 +OP was baiting the ritual posters diff --git a/v/636252892.txt b/v/636252892.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c71ca9b3215245a73d07a1c7e6ed99d4a3179b83 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636252892.txt @@ -0,0 +1,333 @@ +----- +--- 636252892 +Post team comps or something +--- 636254448 +Faust knows about your foot fetish +--- 636255171 +>>636252892 (OP) +I do not like N-igger corp IDs. +--- 636255237 +Sinclair got an ID with exactly the game mechanic, Rodya needs. +--- 636255358 +I've spent 2 hours wiping to Binah in lobcorp +I don't have enough execution bullets to keep Army in Black and Big Bird in their cages +I have too many equipments that fucking kill their user if you try and put them back right away or if you don't try and put them back right away +I can't beat her third phase because my employees are never in the right spot when she turns pausing off +I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING RESTART AND DO 40 DAYS AGAIN +--- 636256101 +>>636252892 (OP) +Organic reminder +--- 636256276 +>>636256101 +You are a good man +--- 636256375 +>tour guide bot is a "mechanical amalgamation" +>resists blunt +Release canto 4 with bots weak to blunt already, I want Nclair to hit over 600 with Self-Destructive purging +--- 636256570 +Questioning Faust's knowledge and paying the price! +--- 636256602 +>>636252892 (OP) +Luxcavation Comp: +5 good IDs + +MD Comp: +5 good IDs + +Railroad Comp: +W don and 4 good IDs + +There you go OP, limbus teambuilding is really complex right now but i hope you can figure it out +--- 636256776 +I love Nagel and Hammer IDs +--- 636256874 +>>636252892 (OP) +Speed niggas is my funnest comp +--- 636257209 +>>636256570 +Don must be so into it, probably the most focused and quietest she's ever been +--- 636257235 +>>636256874 +ideal setup is Triple shi, then g corp outis and 7 yi sang +--- 636257340 +>N Sinclair is everything R Corp Ishmael wanted to be +It's over Ishbros +--- 636257869 +>>636257340 +I didn't want to be N Sinclair though +--- 636259258 +>>636257869 +Ishmael get off 4chan, it'll only make your headache worse. +--- 636260551 +>no laetitiaposter +cursed thread +--- 636260762 +>>636257340 +Telepole will save R Ish. +--- 636260814 +>>636260551 +Laetitia has fallen. +Billions of threads must be archived. +--- 636261410 +>>636260762 +you mean electric sheep +--- 636261424 +Thumb when? +I have enough of N Corp. +--- 636261601 +>>636260762 +Why do people seem to rip on r corp ishmael so much? I've been using her in a charge team and she's pretty fun. +--- 636261663 +>>636252892 (OP) +They seriously have to tone down the grinding or future events. Tone it down or do a sweep option. It was unironically the most time consuming grind I've played in a gacha in the past 5 years. +--- 636261698 +So, how much did NClair change the Railway? +Seems hard to keep his sanity low +--- 636261716 +>>636252892 (OP) +Why is there so little lewd of librarian angela? +--- 636261768 +>>636260551 +Good. +--- 636261946 +>>636261663 +Shit's fucked even with speed hacks because of retarded loading screens. And you can't just autobattle the chicken boss you have to control your retards. +--- 636262081 +>>636261946 +>gachatard tertiary is mad he actually has to PLAY the game rather than cheating his way through it +Limbus Company exposed so many cunts, I love it. +--- 636262086 +>>636261410 +WHATS THE COLOUR OF THE ELECTRIC SHEEP YOU SEE? +--- 636262209 +>>636257340 +Rubbing R-Ish horns +--- 636263026 +>>636255358 +That's pretty rough, don't feel bad about struggling against Binah-chan bro. She's literally the hardest hurdest the game will throw at you. Overcome her and you will have basically beaten the game. +Also, did you know, you can click on each agent seperately and click on another place to tell them where to go? +They'll stay there too, though they don't recover HP cuz they're outside the healing room. (There's a button that calls everyone back to the main room, too!) +It's normal to restart from day 1 if you want to beat the game. Everybody has done it at some point in their run. You keep the gear you have now which makes it so much easier to speedrun through the days. Game only has 49 days after all. I would suggest taking a screenshot of your favourite employees. Makes it easier to recreate in a new run. +--- 636263130 +>>636252892 (OP) +I THINK THE CITY SUCKS! +--- 636263449 +>>636261601 +She's in a much better spot now than before thanks to Telepole Don, but the fact that you pretty much need to run the two together for her to be remotely reliable doesn't feel good, unless like you said you're specifically building a charge comp around her. By herself she's too much of a liability; sinking is a pretty shitty debuff and she doesn't reliably gain enough charge on her own, not to mention her detriment is pretty risky since it's pretty much a conflip on whether she nukes your team or not, unlike other charge characters that just don't activate certain parts of their skills, or W Don who's detriment is entirely selfish and even then she'll still apply rupture which is much better than sinking. Also her two 00 Ids are much more easier and straightforward to use while also being relatively strong as well. Her positives don't really outweigh her negatives unless you're running Don with Telepole alongside her, but outside of that situation it'd be less of a hassle to run LCCB or Shi instead. +Mind Whip is definitely a fun skill for sure though. +--- 636263673 +>>636261663 +While I don't think you've ever fucking played any granblue or fgo, or any grindy event in pgr. I do agree. That said it looks like project moon has acknowledged it so I don't expect future events to be as grindy. +--- 636263968 +>>636263449 +R Ish is much better after the sanity changes. She is one of the few IDs with decent S1. Honestly when she gets her own charge EGO she will be one of the better IDs. Not R heath or W Don level but still pretty good and very consistent. With her base ego passive she wins most of the clashes easily +--- 636264176 +>>636262081 +If by play you mean grinding the same fucking dungeon for days then maybe. No normal game functions like that, only the worst Korean MMOs. And I'll let you know that nobody plays them. +--- 636264280 +>>636263449 +>since it's pretty much a conflip on whether she nukes your team or not, +Just don't use mind whip unless you have 10 charge, which isn't difficult to generate at all. +--- 636264335 +>>636264280 +You have to spend like 2 or 3 turns to generate some. +--- 636264559 +>>636262081 +>"""""""play"""""""" +The irony of the gacharotted brain calling anyone else a gachatard +--- 636264653 +>>636264489 +So basically completely free stuff? +Based +--- 636264826 +>>636262081 +BASED. LimbusCHADS spend hours every day doing real manual grinding. Autocels seethe as they leave their game on auto to do everything for them while they do fun faggot shit while still getting the same results in the end. +--- 636264848 +>>636256874 +>Not including THE speed nigga himself +--- 636264876 +>>636264848 +I like to have a challenge +--- 636264903 +>>636264876 +Understandable, carry on. +--- 636264995 +>>636263026 +They'd still recover some hp because of nutsacks meltdown reward. +--- 636265124 +YUCK... Limbabs are really proud of mindlessly grinding win rate... And they consider that """""""""""""""""""""playing""""""""""""""""""""" +--- 636265162 +>>636264489 +I mean every gacha game has daily login bonuses. +--- 636265372 +>>636261601 +She's fun, but isn't as effective as her 00 IDs +She builds charge very slow. Unless she rolls the extra action turn 2 and gets the right skills, turn 3 mind whip is impossible. Normally best case scenario means she gets both her S2s and her S1 both land on heads to have charge for a turn 4 mind whip under optimal conditions. +She pretty much requires Telepole Don to give her juice, on her own she's slow at it. +And mind whip consumes all charge instead of just 10 stacks. I can't figure why it's done that way. So you end up with a weaker + more punishing + more expensive move compared to rip space on a character than struggles building the resource she needs to do it. +I know it's not fair to compare to W Don, but when you lay it out like that it's just bad. +--- 636265484 +>>636265372 +And do not forget that she's a retard so with win rate she always tried to whip her allies which makes dealing with her a pain in the ass. +--- 636265645 +>>636265372 +Is telepole don THAT strong? +--- 636265934 +>>636265645 +She make charge teams viable and massively enable her w corp id +EGOs should not be what make an ID viable however +--- 636266090 +>comp +Dead meme +--- 636266135 +>>636265645 +It's not about her being strong, it's about her support for charge characters when RIshmael is in desperate need of help. + +[Heads Hit] +Give +Count to all allies by Envy Reson. + +At the start of the combat phase, a random ally with Charge gains +(Envy A-Reson. / 2) Charge Count. + +With any kind of Envy synergy Telepole will build more charge for RIsh than she ever can on her own. +--- 636267094 +>>636256602 +>W don and 4 good IDs +Is there a point in doing railroad multiple times if your first was already below 120 turns? +--- 636267185 +>>636267094 +Personal satisfaction +--- 636267186 +>touch the untouchable, see the invisible +--- 636267271 +>>636265645 +Synergizes REALLY well with other Charge IDs and basically lets you guarantee Don's Rip Space +--- 636267354 +I can get a three turn spicy papa bongy thanks to nsinclair, managed to get him to corrode on the second turn every time since the SP damage bongy will always target him as long as his sanity is low. just make sure none of the bongy's die on turn 1 + +stew is actually pretty good as long as you have some degree of control for who the stew corrosion will hit +--- 636267446 +do you guys think we'll get out first WAW EGO next season, or do you think they're gonna hold off until season 3/4 +--- 636267470 +>>636267186 +--- 636267765 +>>636267446 +I could buy there being a single WAW next season, but they're definitely saving ALEPH for the last third of Inferno at the earliest. +--- 636268383 +>>636267446 +1 Waw ego for max battle pass reward +1 Waw ego released for gacha at end of season +source: it came to me in a dream +--- 636268746 +>>636268275 +Moth is best for solo runs +Lets you damage multiples per turn without needing actual aoe attacks + +If the attack applies status effects it applies to those extras as well +--- 636268747 +>>636252892 (OP) +So the thumb banner will be the last of S1? +--- 636268804 +>Drops enemies from 250+hp to 0 with 1 skill in your path +--- 636268810 +>>636268747 +Supposedly +I hope for at least Rhino Gregor too but that might be asking for too much +--- 636268865 +>>636268804 +Why does he keep acting like I'm his dad or something? +It's making me disappointed in him +--- 636268880 +>>636268810 +>I hope for at least Rhino Gregor +Wouldn't a Rhino Mersault make more sense? +--- 636268925 +>>636268880 +>Wouldn't a Rhino Mersault make more sense? +Because art for it already exists from the Limbus Previews on their twitter and ad banners +--- 636268952 +>>636268747 +>So the thumb banner will be the last of S1? +What? Wasn't the N Sinclair banner the last one until S2? They didn't put another banner on the updated roadmap +--- 636269649 +>>636268747 +Why do you retards keep forcing this thumb banner shit? +Grip Sinclair & Don are the last IDs for S1. +--- 636269836 +>>636269649 +in the physical ads there are 2 ID's of thumb meursault and rodion https://twitter.com/egopasta/status/1649266363721211909?s=20 +--- 636269891 +>>636269836 +There's a fuckton of ads with other IDs that we don't see yet as well, doesn't mean they're going to be S1. +Rhino Gregor's been in ads since before the game even came out and we aren't getting him any time soon. +Read the fucking roadmap god damn it. +--- 636269956 +>>636269891 +The fuck did i do +--- 636269975 +>>636269956 +You exist. +--- 636270115 +>>636269891 +meds +--- 636270871 +What was the selling point of reindeer team again? +It seems that whatever job you need to be done, rabbits or raino can do it better. +--- 636270939 +>>636270871 +horn fetish +--- 636270953 +>>636270871 +I'd tell you if Director bothered to ever flesh out factions and groups of interests that are actually interesting or important. +Have more Fingers and Kuro lore instead though. +--- 636271294 +>>636266135 +you forgot the best one +[Heads Hit] Give +10 Charge Count, 5 Fragile and 10 Rupture to all allies +mind whip turn 2 is basically guaranteed if you overclock telepole +--- 636271329 +>>636270871 +psychic damage is probably pretty unique +--- 636271776 +>>636270871 +Reigndeer is for suppressing people +They're kinda useless for Abno suppression and Rhino has too much collateral damage +--- 636271836 +I loev Laetitia +--- 636271987 +>>636268865 +he has deep trust issues and needs someone to lean on for support +--- 636272037 +>>636255171 +Cope, seethe, and dilate synthetic freak. +--- 636272094 +>>636271987 +Yeah but he wont listen when you tell him to clean up his room +I think Don and Rodya are being horrible influences to him +--- 636272490 +>>636272037 +--- 636272524 +>>636268747 +No? +We say the pictures of Mersault ond Rodya but with zero context. They might be released next year for all we know. +--- 636273168 +>>636272490 +Dumb bitch didn't pick up the gun with the grenade launcher +That run's fucking bricked +--- 636273616 +>>636272037 +Nagel! +--- 636274429 +>want to play around with siNclair and all the new ids/ego I finally sharded +>can't do non-daily md without feeling like Im flushing modules down the toilet cuz boxes I will get from bp xp will get halved +--- 636274572 +>>636271987 +that's what the cute girl in his classroom is for +he'll come around to her, just give him some time +--- 636274615 +>>636274429 +do a practice run then? +--- 636275120 +>>636274429 +>he's out of the mines +damn how many were you doing daily? diff --git a/v/636253639.txt b/v/636253639.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..22eb8153db049f5dfd6868af2ce48d7e7dca953e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636253639.txt @@ -0,0 +1,218 @@ +----- +--- 636253639 +This game is fun, but it feels like 75% of the game is these autistic super-secrets that of the small amount of people that do them, 90% of them wiki the quests anyway. I understand it's meant to be like a 'real alchemist's journey' where you find things incrementally over your lives and deaths, but how would someone naturally find out about the Sun quest, for example? +--- 636253878 +>>636253639 (OP) +this game is pure bullshit knowledge check and too also too much luck involved, it's fun to fuck around with for at least 10 hours but just play something else +--- 636254368 +>>636253639 (OP) +>how would someone naturally find out about the Sun quest, +don't the reforged tablets mention it? if not, I do seem to recall there being hints plastered on the walls in places. +--- 636254547 +>>636254368 +>Reforged tablets +I didn't even know those were a thing... +>Video +Earlier today I got jumped by a Hiisi soldier with got hit by a nuke point blank. I wish I was recording. +--- 636256371 +>>636254368 +i fucking hate ghosts, delete that shit folder immediatelly after the same situations as webm related happened +fuck that shit +--- 636257586 +>>636253639 (OP) +I went into the game spoiler free and it took me around 300 hours to do the sunquest with no advice or hints from people. I made large documents outlying all hints and texts and interesting things of note in every area. Filling it with my own speculations and experiments to see what worked and didn't. It took two months of just finding small things and trying everything everywhere. It's a very particular experience I think only a few will enjoy. I loved it personally. +I did end up joining the discord for help to get good at wand building after i "beat" the game a few times however. Im not that kind of autist to figure those hidden mechanics out +--- 636258091 +I've gotten to the last floor about 30 times and I've only fought K a couple times. only won once. I can get to jungle every time but I rarely make a wand that can steamroll through the last two zones. I want to try some of the other bosses but this feels like too important of a hurdle to run past +--- 636258571 +> Run for 500 miles to your destination +> Requires to you to know what you're looking for +> Requires specific RNG spells +> No fast travel + +Good shit +--- 636260425 +>>636253639 (OP) +A majority of the games secrets were meant to be found as a group effort. If you werent around to experience that when the game first came out then you just missed out and thats that. You could certainly try to figure out crytic bullshit like the sun quest on your own, but then youll be like this guy >>636257586 +And literally spend hundreds of hours on your life on it. Just save yourself the trouble and look up the achievemnt pillars. Besides theres some bullshit youll literally never figure out on your own, like the gods are impressed achievement. + +>>636258091 +>I've gotten to the last floor about 30 times and I've only fought K a couple times. only won once. +Bro how are you getting to the final floor but dying that much? The final floor is much much easier than the vualt. And second how in tits name are you dying to kolmi? I cont really imagine just how bad the wands youre making are if youre managing that, but honestly just download the spell labs mod and do the toutarial there. It just sounds like you arnt grasping wand crafting too well which is fair enough it can be overwhelming at first. Also other tip, kolmi and be literally 1 shot by: telekinetic kick, freeze, a flask of acid, and probably way more shit +--- 636260632 +>>636260425 +>Besides theres some bullshit youll literally never figure out on your own, like the gods are impressed achievement. +That one really isn't too out there considering you can get it with a sparkbolt and a decrease duration. I do it on accident every now and then just fucking around +--- 636261037 +>>636260632 +Sure, but you wont know why it happened or how it triggered +--- 636261118 +>>636260425 +Dude who cares about fucking achievements +I did it for the joy of by myself uncovering the mysteries of a world someome else crafted. Id put hundreds hours more into it if there were more things to find than I already had +--- 636261582 +>>636261118 +Thats fine? Wth are you so defensive about? For starters the achievement pillars are the games only real form of progress for the quests, which is why i told him that. Second, i wasnt attacking you, i was just pointing out that most people arnt going to want to literally put hundreds of hours into figuring out a puzzle that was meant to be done by the entire fucking community +--- 636262129 +>>636261582 +Im gonna be real with you chief, I just read the part below the tag to my post and thinking you were ridiculing the idea of not looking into a wiki. Actually reading your whole posts its obviously not what you meant. My zoomer addled brain was quick to jump the gun or something +--- 636263040 +>>636253639 (OP) +>but how would someone naturally find out about the Sun quest +The fungal altars almost spell it out for you, in a cryptic way. +--- 636264806 +>>636258571 +>> No fast travel +You can make a fast travel want. Also, there is a portal room that leads to 6 important locations. +--- 636265718 +It's a solid game. Dropped it for now, as i'm not interested in searching for heart mimic forever. Although, with this thread up I kinda wanna do a run now, fuck sake. I wanted to play LIMBO today but maybe not. +--- 636265835 +>>636253639 (OP) +No, the game is really shit. It's literally RNG the game, if you have a really low Luck stat IRL, then this game is not for you. I wish I had known that before I bought the game, because my IRL Luck is low as hell (if not in the negative). + +I get shit spells and wands all the time, almost never any health upgrades in the first three zones and after that there are so many enemies and they take a shit-load of hits before they die, it's pretty much over at that point. + +A game should never be about Luck, there should always be a way for a player to win. It's an interesting concept, but the developers clearly don't know how to make games, as it's just so badly balanced and RNG heavy. +--- 636266015 +>>636265835 +>not cheesing pit boss +>not getting free health ups on surface +>not checking side areas +>not prepping for eye room +>needing to clear lower floors to check shops +>struggling with dps in general +These things you complain about are not luck. Getting 1 tapped by a guy with a nuke wand is bad luck. Not knowing shit is your own fault. +--- 636266537 +>>636266015 +>Not knowing shit is your own fault. +Ah yes, because this game tells you much of anything. What you're suggesting is pretty much to sit down with a damn guide right from the bat and use cheese exploits to deal with extra Bosses early in the game when you're clearly NOT supposed to be fighting them at that time. + +Also, what makes you think I don't do or know any of those things you listed. Of course I check the side-areas, but I still get fucking shit every time, hence my point the game is complete garbage that revolves around Luck the entire time. +--- 636266667 +>>636265835 +Git gud. +While there are "i win" combinations (really rare) and even just good wands might not appear on their own, there are many ways to reach decent powerlevel, IF YOU ARE PATIENT. +First, you need to learn to avoid chip damage - from toxin, from melee, from shotgun guys - it is not that hard in most cases, IF YOU ARE PATIENT. +Then you need to explore and learn. Sometimes shit happens, sometimes it happens so much offscreen, that you really cannot react to it, but offscreen non-reactable thing is rare - in most cases receiving damage is your own impatience and errors, sometimes curiosity. +Then you will want to learn about wand building - hard way, if you are saint patron of patience himself, or read the 3-4 wiki articles PATIENTLY and understanding every sentence written. +Initially you begin to just drop in and see fun stuff. Then, IF YOU ARE PATIENT, you actually start to learn, how to win the game with different and interesting methods. +The key is BEING PATIENT. +--- 636266728 +>>636266537 +>doesnt tablet throw +>doesnt clear lukki lair +>bitches about only wanting to use certain strats +You're making problems for yourself. You can clear the whole game without any wands. What kind of luck do you want? Are you trying to kill Kolmi or trying to break into PWs? +--- 636267198 +>>636266728 +>What kind of luck do you want? +Well, since it IS a game. It would be FUN if you could actually get some GOOD wands with USEFUL spells, so that you can create some POWERFUL wands, so that you can kill shit, instead of a worthless pea-shooter that takes 30 shoots to kill a damn enemy! +--- 636267564 +>>636266667 +>Git gud. +I am good, hence why I don't use cheese exploits to kill post-game bosses early. I'm a legit gamer and have a sense of pride when I play games, and refuse to use exploits or cheese in any games I play. + +I am patient. I spend like 20 - 30 minutes on the first zone, checking like every nook and cranny for health upgrades / wands. But only I only find maybe 1 health upgrade 1 / 10 runs and the wands are pretty much always crap, and yeah, I know the first area doesn't really give you good wands, I mainly just farm around 400 - 600 gold mostly. + +But if I haven't got any good spells / wands by the time I enter the second area, the fungal zone becomes close to impossible to explore, due to the enemies there are strong and nasty as hell to deal with using a crappy wand / spells. +--- 636268114 +>>636267564 +You do know, that you can make early minimachinegun wand almost every run right in the first holy mountain just by putting almost any of your starting spells in your starting bomb wand? And that you are allowed to spend spells with charges such as dynamite to deal with enemies? +--- 636268547 +>>636268114 +Yeah, I actually used the starting bomb wand to make a drill wand once (finding drill spells is also like 1/20 chance). I try and hold onto it if I can't find anything that's faster. I try and keep an eye out for chainsaws and such, but as I stated previously, I just have really shit luck and it gets so tiresome to start over from scratch every single time when I reach the snow area or even the hissi base place. + +As I said, I just have crappy luck IRL and I can feel it so clearly while I'm playing this game too. It's like the game never gives me anything good to work with, and it's so frustrating. + +The few times I get a good (or decent) start, bullshit always happens. I had a good setup once and I got poisoned by those floating slime guys, so I had to pull out my water potion and just then, one of those shotgun guys just drops down from the sky, right fucking next to me and blow my head off point-blank. I even had decent amount of health, but that guy just blew me up right there. It was SUCH BULLSHIT! + +And then it's back, starting over from scratch again. Fun fun... +--- 636268954 +>Remove all the shuffle wands. +>Allow editing wands anywhere. + +That's what the developers should do, it would fix most issues with this game. +--- 636270010 +>>636268547 +>I got poisoned by those floating slime guys +You said you were careful and good at the game. You don't get poisoned in the mines, if you are careful. Git gud. +--- 636270198 +>>636270010 +>You don't get poisoned in the mines, if you are careful. Git gud. +I got poisoned in the Snow area, not the mines. + +If you ever manages to get to the Snow Area some time, you'll learn that the slime enemies spits poison bolts that DRIP poison DOWN on you. +--- 636270229 +>>636253639 (OP) +>Visible health bars +>Ennemies drop spells +>Tinker everywhere +Game is now fun +--- 636270390 +>>636270198 +If you would ever start thinking about your mistakes, you will soon understand, that it was your MISTAKE to stand below them. You even descend most of the time, +--- 636270616 +>>636270390 +You weren't even THERE when it happened. You didn't see the bullshit unfolding. There are gatling-guns that pisses rains of bullets off-screen. You can't even see those fuckers while you're floating around, and if they hit you, your ass comes smashing down in the middle of god-knows how many enemies. So you do your best to get out of that mess, when a gay slime start spitting shit from the side of the screen. +--- 636270759 +>>636270229 +This does sound a lot better. I wish it was you who developed this game. It would also be nice if the gold carried over from your previous runs. That way you don't have to run around throwing tablets on enemies every damn time you have to restart. +--- 636270870 +>>636270616 +>flying into the unknown huge OPEN space full of snipers and tanks +You weren't careful enough. Your mistake again. You don't just freely float into the area, especially if you know the zone is full of antiair fags shooting you down from several screens away. Git gud. +--- 636271110 +>>636270870 +There was a whole in the ground. It was either trying to float across or jump down into the unknown. + +My god man, why are you so protective over this terrible game. There are just so much bullshit going on with this game. Why the hell can enemies even shoot at you from off-screen. You can't even see where they are. You can only try and guess based on their projectiles, it's complete bullshit design 1-0-1. +--- 636271627 +>>636271110 +First - you can shoot into offscreen too, guessing placement of tanks is easy, snipers hold literal track line, and their shots could be interrupted with almost anything, but thin wall of snow. +Second - even if you don't have any digginh wand, there are several damaging spells, like triplicate bolt, that can dig you a way around, IF YOU ARE PATIENT ENOUGH. +Noita is not about gung-ho busting in (until you will make your wand of the gods, and even after that there is propane and other little moments including your own god wand). +Noita is about CAUTION, PATIENCE, and exploration. +Git gud. +--- 636272047 +>>636271627 +I always try and keep an eye out for spells that can dig, but triplicate bolt, as you already mention is pretty slow at digging. It would've been nice if the game starts you off with a digging wand as well, that way you might actually be able to get some of the health boosters early, since most of them seem to be placed in small rooms hidden in the walls anyway. + +I've already said that I am patient. It's just the being patient doesn't help if the game doesn't give you any good wands or spells. I've managed to get to the Snow Area multiple times without taking a single hit, but it doesn't matter if the game keeps giving me junk wands and spells, as the game does get A LOT harder from there on. + +If I can't kill the enemies effectively in the Snow Area and Base, it means I'm not going to make much gold to buy spells / wands in the upcoming Holy Mountains either, as everything gets much more expensive, which further lowers my chances to turn things around if I can't afford the new wands / spells anyway. + +It's like, if I don't have a semi-decent wand by the time I reach the Snow Area, it's pretty much over at that point and might as well restart, as death is pretty much unavoidable if I keep pressing on. +--- 636272249 +sequel never ever +--- 636272497 +>>636272047 +>but triplicate bolt, as you already mention is pretty slow at digging +>I've already said that I am patient. +Not enough. And i would not beleive, that within two holy mountains you had never got anything decent. Rather, i'd say, you just don't understand, how to use, what you already got. Even a single trigger spell increases your chances drastically. And you can collect gold early - it is recommended to have 400-600 gold before first holy mountain. +Git gud, read wiki about spells you had already encountered, if you think, that all of them are bad and unusable. +--- 636272629 +There is an unnerving feeling when you first reach that bottomless pit. Falling down that hellish pit is a psychological nightmare and it's made me a complete fucking mess that I haven't played again. +--- 636272961 +>>636272497 +>you just don't understand, how to use, what you already got. +I won't deny that I lack a bit of understanding when it comes to spell synergy. But I do know about spell-wrapping and such. I kinda wish I could've showed you the spells / wands I had last time I reached Hissi Base area, and maybe you could tell me what I could build from the crap I had with me, because I sure as hell couldn't see anything that would've made a decent wand at that point. + +I would've tried the Spell Lab mod, but apparently it's outdated and people are reporting it causing issues with their games, even after uninstalling it, so that's out of the window as well. + +Yeah, I mentioned it earlier, but I try and farm around 400 - 600 gold before I leave the first area. But really, it's as I said in my first post. Noita is a game for people who bet on horses every week and wins at least 8 out of 10 times when they do, it's not a game for unlucky people like myself. If I could, I would refund the game, but I've got too many hours on it :( +--- 636273113 +>>636270759 +Get the Persistence mod. Just don't ever imply you beat the game whjile using it. +--- 636273303 +>>636273113 +Nah, I'm completely against using mods that alter the gameplay. I'm strongly against cheating, and I've already beaten the game once. +--- 636274947 +>>636257586 +Unfathomably based for doing that on your own. +--- 636275054 +>>636254547 +>I wish I was recording. +Eh, doesn't the game give you a killcam recording you can just export? +--- 636275150 +>>636275054 +i think you have to turn on gif creation in the options somewhere diff --git a/v/636253814.txt b/v/636253814.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1efd92bf0810aa8bc7f3cd735724a1a8b54b563d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636253814.txt @@ -0,0 +1,932 @@ +----- +--- 636253814 +whatever happened to webcomics +--- 636254043 +>>636253814 (OP) +--- 636254159 +I'm still sad about what happened to VGcats. Didn't expect the author of that to be such a pathetic shithead. +--- 636254239 +>>636254159 +Why what happened +--- 636254241 +they're still terrible as ever, it's actually impressive how the medium didn't improve at all +--- 636254376 +>>636254159 +Are you talking about his horrible porn rebranding or did something else happen? +--- 636254429 +>>636254159 +>>636254239 +>Make comic for years +>Get bored of it +>Have absolutely nothing else going on for you in your life because you spent 10+ years making this comic +>Turn to Patreon for support +>Only thing people want is porn of the characters based on your childhood pets +>Make that in a half assed manner but absolutely detest it +>Wife divorces you in the meantime +>Announce you are ending the comic, one last big plot to wrap it all up +>Leave internet without a trace before you do it +--- 636254519 +>>636253814 (OP) +The kind of talentless grifters that used to shit them out en masse are now probably 0 or 1 view streamers +--- 636254654 +>>636254519 +Might be on to something. Back in the day tons of people wanted to be web comic artists. I knew people from school that made their own web comics that nobody read. Now everyone wants to be a streamer. +--- 636254782 +>>636254159 +Dude could have done hentai of literally anything else besides characters based on his childhood pets +--- 636254809 +>>636254429 +>Not enough conviction to say no +>Not enough shamelessness to follow through + +The worst of both worlds, wew. +--- 636254840 +>>636253814 (OP) +Got replaced with Patreon bucks and Twitter art commissions. Making a webcomic today is a huge time investment with very little payout. +--- 636254901 +>>636254782 +it's not even that, it's just that the official porn is really hard to look at. +--- 636255056 +>>636254782 +And he did. The first one he did was of one of the character's mom with droopy grandma tits. The art was hideous and his choice of fetishes was abysmal. He just shouldn't be drawing porn period, he's terrible at it. +--- 636255136 +>>636254901 +>>636255056 +Oh wow, you weren't kidding. Makes Pal Comics look good. +--- 636255238 +>>636254159 +Man how long have you been sad? That guy was an embarrassment ignoring his own creation all the way back in like 2006, he fell off so fast his heyday is exponentially shorter than his downfall. +--- 636255271 +homestuck +--- 636255305 +>>636254782 +He could've drawn porn of Samus and it still would've been disgusting because his artstyle didn't translate well to porn. It would be like if the Garfield artist started drawing porn. +--- 636255356 +>>636253814 (OP) +Webcomics are still cool +--- 636255402 +>>636254159 +>>636255238 +Didn't he get an offer to have an animated adaptation of his comic, but turned it down for some dumbass reason? +--- 636255418 +>>636255356 +honestly this guy fell hard into the tranny two minutes hate shit, he basically goes after whoever twitter's current enemy is +--- 636255428 +>>636255356 +Kek, idk anything about this artist but some of their stuff is funny +--- 636255503 +>>636255356 +Love these retarded chicks +--- 636255506 +>>636255356 +he's sometimes boiler-plate-y but he's good. +--- 636255532 +>>636254159 +The only sad thing about it is how retarded he was with handling it. +--- 636255570 +>>636255356 +somebody post the pic of these characters saying nigger so the trannies stop liking it +--- 636255572 +>>636255402 +Wouldn’t surprise me, the guy was Buckley tier retarded all the way back in the day. He also had his head all the way up his gay little ass and he’d throw temper tantrums and write entire comics about something some troll said to him in passing. He was insanely easy to piss off and looking back he has pretty much every single bad habit an artist can have. He was constantly interjecting his stand in into the comic, constantly throwing temper tantrums at the audience, constantly launching spin offs and then dropping them even when they hit well like the Pokémon one that was popular, only had 4 panels, and easy to mine for humor/content, etc. + +In general he was just kind of an embarrassing fucking shithead. I have no doubt his head hangs low nowadays from the porn shit. +--- 636255753 +>>636255271 +shit the bed in act 5 +read problem sleuth instead, consistently good and didn't try to appeal to fujoshis +--- 636255907 +>>636255572 +Feels like he had so many opportunities but flunked them all. +--- 636256041 +>>636255907 +Webcomics really aren’t any different than jewtube or anything else. If the Questionable Content loser or Buckley himself can still make their respective comics and find a way to profit off it, Scott’s only enemy was himself really. Once you hit it off and get popular it’s been proven all you really gotta do is keep the grind going. Dude had 0 work ethic. People still even read PVP and that’s not even about video games anymore and dropped all of its original sense of humor and a lot of its initial content. +--- 636256135 +>>636255895 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWPqXPpE-vM [Embed] +--- 636256170 +>>636256135 +This is exactly as I imagined it in my head. +--- 636256697 +>>636253814 (OP) +The fad ended, people began to realize that the starving artist isn't just a joke, and people jump more on identity politics to chase e-fame nowadays. +--- 636259121 +>>636254429 +Watching as his hopeful little comic got corrupted into total porn was some of the most cathartic jacking off I've ever done. +--- 636259505 +>>636254429 +It was like the artist equivalent of seeing someone descend into prostitution. Feels bad man. +--- 636260402 +Can anyone link the official VG cats pornography? I want to see how bad it actually is. +--- 636260617 +>>636260290 +Meanwhile irl the city council would damage the wall again and fine him for doing official work (while the wall still wouldn't be fixed). +--- 636260657 +>>636260290 +>it doesn't belong to anybody +Is this nigga genuinely retarded? EVERYTHING belongs to someone. A wall in a public park would belong to the government through the Department of Parks & Recreation. +"Fixing" things that don't belong to you, nice as it may seem, is a criminal offense because you are not doing it up to code nor have you been contracted to do so. And any injury or issues caused by your "nice gesture" even indirectly might cause someone to sue the DPR. +--- 636260794 +>>636260379 +>Not even wizards can solve the entirety of the age old question +--- 636260820 +>>636260290 +is this supposed to be funny? +--- 636261085 +>>636260657 +america in a nutshell +--- 636261175 +>>636260820 +Yes +--- 636261262 +>>636256697 +most of them disappeared because having your own private website or service isn't financially possible for most webcomics any longer, you have to SIGN IN and lose all rights and profits to a grouping of webcomics, webtoons, etc to post comics, and then you get censored by mentally ill trannies, sjw and such doing so for college credit/transcripts and more nowadays + +most webtoon artists have moved on to other pastures because litigation, costs, and the pace needed to keep patreon and other services pumping enough money into your bank accounts leads to starving artist syndrome +now trying to find archives of old webcomics is a industry in itself because the original authors don't renew the sites, can't afford to do so, and/or got cancelled for assinine reasons, and the internet wayback machine and other services are being destroyed by legal groups/politicians to hide their own dirty laundry and hits/killings sometimes. +--- 636261296 +>>636253814 (OP) +the moment a webcomic reaches any fame they try and push out a video game no one wants. +--- 636261489 +>>636256135 +>>636255895 +Why kingdom specifically? +--- 636261581 +>>636254429 +>>Wife divorces you in the meantime +Wife divorced him first, that's why he got into porn to fund the child support. +--- 636261595 +>>636254429 +>Only thing people want is porn + +Holy shit, what's wrong with people paying up for commissions and Patreon/Fanbox/Fantia/whatever? It's so common it hurts. Porn this, porn that, as if internet is not full of (free) porn already. And it's always whales that have most disgusted fetishes and I say this as somebody who used to browse /f/reakshow and /d/ (pre-futa infestation) - diapers, scat, cockvore, fury, futa, all in one package if possible. + +I don't fucking understand this. +--- 636261637 +>>636255356 +It'll be good when he draws canon porn and not a moment sooner +--- 636261721 +>>636261595 +Speaking as one of the few foolish supporters of that endeavor, official porn just hits different man. +As for the rest of your post, obviously the depraved will have to pay to get the depraved content they want. Very few will be drawing that just because. +--- 636261753 +>>636254159 +I have fond memories of reading VGcats as a young teen in highscool. Good times. I think I'll just... pretend it quietly fizzled out at some point rather than acknowledge how sad things got. +--- 636261814 +>>636255271 +>Homecuck +They were as bad as ponyshits +--- 636261843 +>>636255895 +KEK +--- 636261929 +>>636260657 +Jewish brainwashing exhibit A +--- 636261936 +>>636261773 +me expectations... +--- 636261937 +>>636255428 +Me on the left. +--- 636262089 +>>636255271 +--- 636262161 +>>636261262 +>now trying to find archives of old webcomics is a industry in itself because the original authors don't renew the sites, can't afford to do so, and/or got cancelled for assinine reasons, +I've saved every image from DrMcNinja (and transcribed the funny alt texts), if the site ever goes down I can storytime it on /co/. I'm never letting that masterpiece be lost. +--- 636262229 +I miss Super Mega Comics +--- 636262269 +Speaking of - how is Megatokyo going? Did it finally end? +--- 636262326 +>>636255428 +Leslie and brianne are fucking awesome. +--- 636262387 +>>636262229 +spike suit! +--- 636262660 +>>636261489 +Probably because it's one of the better ones. +--- 636262665 +>>636261773 +ok this is actually pretty good +--- 636262796 +>>636261706 +who the fuck prefers kid gohan, all that shithead does is cry. +--- 636262905 +>>636262796 +Kid Gohan beat Cell. What the fuck has Adult Gohan done since then? +--- 636262912 +>All these shitty comics being posted +--- 636262915 +>>636260290 +>grinding on fresh concrete +--- 636262930 +>>636262269 +Last I checked it was a couple of pages of the Japanese girls doing slice of life drama shit while Piro and Largo were practically non-existent, scattered occasionally throughout the Dead Piro Eternity that is the rest of the "comic" +--- 636262935 +>>636262905 +adult gohan also beat cell. +--- 636263014 +>>636261595 +It honestly is overwhelming sometimes. Nobody wants a good story anymore, they just want to jack off. +--- 636263139 +THEY WENT BALD +--- 636263191 +>>636262912 +Is this still being made? +--- 636263242 +>>636262912 +I remember that being one of those famous webcomics that updated so rarely that it wasn't worth following, even back when I was into webcomics over 15 years ago. That's still the case, isn't it? + +Besides, the best webcomic was Spamusement, which apparently went down at some point. I hope it's been archived. +--- 636263338 +>>636262326 +How the fuck do Twittertards pretend to like this garbage +--- 636263361 +>>636263191 +Last update was 3 months ago, so... maybe? +--- 636263392 +>>636262930 +Fred fetish for sad girls on the snow doomed the comic. +--- 636263517 +>>636261706 +Thought that was Sexy Losers for a second from the thumbnail. +--- 636263592 +>>636263361 +Yep that means it's still being made. You can expect a blastwave comic about once a year. +--- 636263871 +>>636262912 +edgy faggot +--- 636264329 +>>636263338 +It's the creator shilling his own comic +--- 636264967 +>>636253814 (OP) +What's that webcomic from the early 2000s about that fucking manlet weeb moving to japan with his friend, where it turns into budget love hina before he gains super powers or some shit? +It was pretty big for a time, even got some books released. +--- 636265203 +>>636261773 +kino +--- 636265223 +>>636264967 +Ah, Megatokyo. Found it. +--- 636265253 +>>636255572 +>>636261262 +Makes me feel bad for the creators. There's always people trying their best to bring them down (identity politics witch hunt bullshit is just another tool in that box) and enjoying every bit of the mistakes, drama and the downfalls. +>oh it's easy to succeed, just do all the right things all of the time +--- 636265291 +>>636265223 +>>636264967 +What was the one that was sci-fi and featured a furry engineer as one of the mcs? +--- 636265482 +Refute this. +Protip, you can't. +--- 636265515 +>>636265223 +I found 4chan through the Megatokyo forums. +--- 636265561 +>>636265482 +I unironically love water. +--- 636265631 +>>636255305 +>now where could my dildo be? +--- 636265805 +>>636265291 +Dunno. Freefall? +--- 636265810 +>>636261814 +As a proud horsefucker, I resent being compared to those queers. Vriska best girl btw. +--- 636265883 +>>636265515 +Is the froum still a thing? Did they ever apologize to you? +--- 636266000 +Ehl o ehl +--- 636266009 +Been reading only Gunnerkrigg Court for years now, and it's still ongoing. But it's an actual storyline, and not just making fun of current trends for some fame. +--- 636266125 +>>636261595 +Porn has more utility than your shit "jokes" +--- 636266285 +>>636262912 +can someone translate the japanese or is it just gibberish? +--- 636266382 +>>636265223 +SOUL +--- 636266425 +>El Goonish Shive is still going on from 2002 +incredible +--- 636266429 +>>636266125 +I don't remember telling any joke, buddy. +--- 636266439 +>>636260657 +You have no soul +--- 636266512 +>>636265805 +Yep, that's it. Thanks. +--- 636266519 +>>636266439 +And that is why I have no fear! +--- 636266561 +>>636266425 +What's the point of the boob window if it's covered +--- 636266568 +>>636261489 +It has the most kinks, more diverse girls (races, skin, ages, etc) and overall, it's pretty good +--- 636266665 +>>636265883 +No idea, I haven't been since like 2006. +--- 636266674 +>>636263191 +Thought it ended with them walking out and finding out they're living in a dome or some shit. +--- 636266735 +>>636266000 +dragon sex +--- 636266790 +>>636254159 +cat blowjob +--- 636266797 +>>636266674 +Pretty sure that was an april fools' joke by the author. +--- 636266880 +>>636266445 +>me when reading manuals on human interaction +--- 636266916 +>>636265805 +>>636266512 +Christ, it's still alive. Updated today in fact. That's insane. +--- 636266937 +>>636253814 (OP) +The people who made webcomics grew up and had to pay bills. This then culled the weak, leaving a few people actually dedicated to them to be the last few that will ever exist, because there simply isn't a large enough revenue stream to support many of them. Comics as a medium in general is dying if you don't count Manga, electronic media (IE: Vidya gaems) is simply more appealing and financially lucrative in 99.9999999% of cases. + +Things like Penny Arcade mostly have survived becase they struck while the iron was hot and then diversified from there (PAX, etc). Pour one out for a relic of the past, anon. +--- 636266985 +>>636266445 +>dotted yellow on a bridge +methinks the artist takes public transportation +--- 636267081 +Ehat whatever happened to lol threads i thought they were protected /v/ heritage +To be fair I'm a newfag it's possible they started the year I came and I didn't know but that's unlikely +--- 636267115 +Speaking of webcomics: remember Aaron Diaz, the guy who made Dresden Codak and that infamous playable Zelda design doc where his big idea was basically just do role reversal for Link and Zelda? +I'll give you 3 guesses as to what he's doing in current year. +--- 636267178 +>>636267115 +He trooned out and has a constant AGP smile? +--- 636267181 +>>636266937 +Some western webtoons are pretty popular and the quality is glorified webcomic tier. +--- 636267214 +>>636254429 +I just looked it up and it's like C- as far as porn goes. Feel bad for the guy, comic was decent back in the day, but probably because I was like 22. +--- 636267226 +>>636254159 +>>636254429 +Woah...VGcats... +--- 636267239 +>>636267178 +Got it in one. +--- 636267254 +>>636266285 +Looks like gibberish. Some of those characters just happen to look like real runes. +--- 636267303 +>>636255895 +I ready this in black Dr. Phil's voice +--- 636267317 +>>636266285 +Just japanese-esque gibberish, half the symbols aren't even japanese they just look like it. +--- 636267373 +I long for those halcyon days of castle vidcons... +--- 636267579 +>>636267115 +>>636267239 +Shit, son. Is he really calling himself Senna now? I mean, if you look up Aaron Diaz now all you get is results for some hispanic model that probably mogged him so hard he turned into a woman, kek. +--- 636267805 +>>636266937 +>The people who made webcomics grew up and had to pay bills +and only some of them were able to pay the bills with webcomics through stuff like patreon +--- 636267929 +>>636262915 +It's quick set retard +--- 636267982 +>>636267579 +Yes, if you can imagine it, the guy who spent nearly two decades working on "Totally-Not-Motoko-Kusanagi's adventures in Steampunk Town" is now a troon. +--- 636268005 +>>636266568 +For me its Star mission +--- 636268273 +here's a recent webcomic +https://www.visuabusters.com/booru/collection/3 +--- 636268353 +>>636261773 +you just know +--- 636268523 +>>636268273 +too much loli not enough shota yaoi +--- 636268531 +>>636254429 +>>636261595 +It's spooky how porn warps things. Once you dip your toe into doing porn, it's part of your persona and the coomers won't shut the fuck up about wanting more porn. Stories don't matter. Personalities don't matter. +I'm trying to distance myself from jacking off every day, and unsubscribing to the MANY hentai artists and porn sites I was subbed to. +I'd been doing this for so many years it was totally normal to me. A few weeks ago though, I looked at what I was jacking off to, and I looked at the mountain of folders upon folders of this shit and it disgusted me. I was disgusted in myself. +Now I'm restricting myself to cooming once per three days and I straight up cancelled my subscribestar and pixiv fanbox +--- 636268920 +>>636268531 +>Now I'm restricting myself to cooming once per three days +I don't think that'll help. I only jerk off twice a week but the only thing it does is make me hornier and more agitated on the days I'm not jerking off. It's pretty much all I look forward to now. +--- 636268923 +Truly a better time +--- 636268976 +>>636268531 +try exercising. It helps make everything easier. +--- 636269013 +lmao /v/ btfo +--- 636269046 +>>636261085 +I don't think that this America exclusive. +--- 636269059 +>>636261595 +You kind of answered your own question when you started confessing your shameless fetishes. You end up seeking out more and more bizarre and kinky material to fuel your habit. Because what you fap to today, will be less interesting tomorrow. Once you stroll down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. +--- 636269108 +>>636266735 +No +--- 636269328 +>>636260729 +>Keep saying it +--- 636269359 +>>636261773 +Kafkaesque. +--- 636269412 +>>636253814 (OP) +Why'd the guy on the left change his shirt for the last panel? +--- 636269435 +>>636261773 +heh +--- 636269441 +>>636253814 (OP) +wtf they're literally me +--- 636269457 +>156 replies +>no dobson +--- 636269537 +>>636254429 +>Leave internet without a trace before you do it +I remember he posted on /co/ announcing why he was leaving +--- 636269580 +>>636269537 +Really? What did he post? +--- 636269608 +>>636268920 +you know that is a natural biological urge every healthy man has? your body is telling you to find a woman. don't deny it it's most basic necessity +--- 636269639 +>>636269013 +webcomic artists can only argue with strawmen lol +--- 636269665 +>>636269580 +He was deppressed or something, he post much because he didn't want to draw much attention +I will try to search the thread in the archives +--- 636269667 +>>636268976 +I will. I have a rowing machine I haven't used in 6 months. +I'm also trying to consistently clean my room and not just leave my dirty laundry on the fucking floor and my clean laundry in a pile on my couch. +>>636268920 +At least you're doing something other than jacking off on those off days. Imagine how many hours per week you've freed up by not constantly cooming and looking for coom material. You're a much more productive person now. +--- 636269703 +>>636269608 +What's a woman? +--- 636269707 +>>636268923 +Is this sonic for hire? +--- 636269728 +>>636265631 +fuck you anon +--- 636269729 +>>636269108 +Yes +--- 636269731 +>>636269667 +Good man. +--- 636269754 +>>636261773 +i laughed, it's over for me +--- 636269757 +>>636269703 +women is a trip, uncle funkle +--- 636269780 +>>636269664 +>Bonus panels on patreon +--- 636269794 +>>636269158 +lmao @ tumblrites +there's literally nothing better than being out of touch and out of time +i'm not a burger, ao homosuck was never really relevant in my space +i found it during one of the never-ever hiatuses +never interacted with "forums" or any of that "gay shit" +skipped the troll timeline act almost entirely +dropped it even around the time it got bad +then speedread through the atrocity once i learned that it finished + +i had fun and none of the retarded drama ever afflicted me +--- 636269828 +>>636269608 +I will deny it. Women are fucking awful, I'll pass. +>>636269667 +>You're a much more productive person now. +Oh yeah, now I spend that extra time shitposting, playing vidya, and watching YouTube instead. Besides, I'm a NEET so it's not exactly like I'm strapped for time +--- 636269832 +>>636269728 +Lmao +--- 636269857 +>>636261773 +Enjoyed this one. +--- 636269875 +>>636254429 +>>636269537 +>>636269580 +I found it +https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135605633 +--- 636269923 +>>636269158 +I liked Problem Sleuth more +--- 636269997 +>start trying to do small comics on /ic/ +>drawing motivation dies +Comics are fuckin hard man. +--- 636270009 +>>636261773 +There's so many layers to this +--- 636270032 +>>636269997 +drawing with friends helps +--- 636270050 +>>636269728 +--- 636270079 +>>636265223 +>The terrible and soulful style of anime drawing that everyone learned from a book in the 90's/2000's +God I want to go back /v/ros.. +--- 636270098 +>>636270032 +Sure but I hate everyone and everything and being around people pisses me off +--- 636270108 +>>636261773 +amazing +--- 636270127 +>>636270098 +... +--- 636270138 +>>636266797 +It was, but then the comic didn't get updated for an entire year so people assumed it really was the end. +--- 636270271 +Because manga is better than western shit +--- 636270408 +>>636270009 +Only 2 unless your brain is fucked by zoophilia memes +--- 636270495 +>>636253814 (OP) +it turned to this +--- 636270508 +After Dr. McNinja ended was there a need for webcomics to continue? +--- 636270651 +>>636270508 +oh shit, gotta finish that. And Vattu also. And catch up with Unsounded. And start reading the T hird voice by the same guy that did Vattu +--- 636270865 +Back in my day webcomics really meant something +--- 636270925 +HAHAHA C'mon, you can't tell me THIS isn't funny as fuuuuuuuck. +--- 636270936 +>don't plan out your webcomic +>run out of ideas a year or so into the comic +>give the main cow bigger tits and ears +>compensate by adding fanservice first and flat out porn later +If it works.. +--- 636270941 +>>636270865 +>loosing +--- 636271072 +>>636261489 +Best re-proposed assets. +--- 636271079 +>>636270865 +isn't that the comic with the screaming barrel or something +--- 636271128 +>>636270936 +>Somehow makes 3500$ a MONTHfrom Las Lindas supporters +>Releases one page every 4-5 months +Biggest fucking scam ever. +--- 636271159 +>>636269664 +>>636269780 +I'm dead. +--- 636271173 +>>636270925 +I am so glad I've reached the point where I don't read anything online that has more than 10 lines of text +--- 636271192 +>>636270936 +romance dramas always fucking suck. +--- 636271254 +>>636271173 +>Comic barely has words +>Can't read it +Lame-o +--- 636271269 +>>636271192 +B-but if only they would talk to each other those misunderstandings wouldn't happen, anon! +--- 636271343 +>>636260820 +More silly than funny +--- 636271383 +>>636269108 +>heart eyes +so does the artist know what he's doing or am I just too far gone ? +--- 636271406 +>>636271254 +Brevity is the soul of wit +--- 636271441 +>>636271406 +more like + +brevity is wit +--- 636271447 +>>636255570 +It doesn’t work, he’s guzzled enough tranny cock and made Elon bad comics so if you try to cancel him they just say “nah he was young we’ve forgiven him” despite that never being an excuse before. +Its really a testament to how spineless the dude is, on Newgrounds he’d say nigger, now he’s on twitter he says trans rights, anything to stay relevant +They won’t cancel him until he’s out as grooming kids +--- 636271460 +>>636260379 +reminds me of my latest age of wonders necromancer run +--- 636271524 +>>636271441 +Wit +--- 636271570 +>>636260657 +stfu you leslie knope ass bitch +--- 636271647 +>>636271406 +>brevity is the soul of wit +>quote comes from a joke told by a long-winded jackass +>people take it seriously +It's almost like the majority of people have no fucking reading comprehension. +--- 636271654 +>>636263338 +The trannies just go “a stupid lesbian, that’s literally me!!!” +--- 636271752 +>>636266517 +--- 636271753 +>>636271647 +The issue isn't reading comprehension, it's reading at all. +--- 636271823 +>>636271647 +>Hamlet Act 2 Scene 2 +>[Exit Ambassadors.] +Polonius +This business is well ended. +My liege and madam, to expostulate +What majesty should be, what duty is, +Why day is day, night, night, and time is time — +Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time. +Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, +And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, +I will be brief. Your noble son is mad. +Mad call I it, for to define true madness, +What is't but to be nothing else but mad? +But let that go. + +>quote comes from a joke told by a long-winded jackass +>It's almost like the majority of people have no fucking reading comprehension. +??????? +--- 636271969 +>>636261773 +>missing oaf +--- 636272083 +>>636261773 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhpctuUwb4 [Embed] +--- 636272120 +>>636263139 +I know exactly who are you talking about and the last strip they recently made was one with their real ugly bald self +>>636269457 +>no dobson +Dobson is still discussed on /co/ often, this thread is full-on nostalgia. +--- 636272235 +>>636265223 +Right in the nostalgia +So much sovl +Stopped reading with it stopped being about Pyro/Largo being loveable idiot gamers +wife wears my 3v1l/L337 t-shirt to sleep +--- 636272360 +>>636270925 +All this text and the message at the end “videogame woman are people too” +--- 636272392 +>>636263139 +>>636272120 +Haven't read their comic in yea- +Uh, what? +--- 636272453 +>>636272392 +Pretty good. +The latest comic with that angel driver is cool as fuck too. +--- 636272545 +>>636260379 +Brainlets will seethe at the man in panel 2, when the blame lies with the man in panel 3. +--- 636272582 +>>636270495 +sex with white korra +--- 636272615 +>>636269875 +man this was february? damn. + +i hope homie gets back to it. he was one of the better comics desu +--- 636272734 +>>636271524 +W +--- 636272790 +>>636261773 +Pynchonian +--- 636272828 +>>636272734 +--- 636272832 +>>636267929 +Doesn't matter, it's too coarse and will grind your board to sawdust +--- 636272849 +never forget what they took from us +--- 636272893 +>>636272832 +You are... very autistic... +--- 636272945 +>>636270925 +lmao +this is a fucking novel with characters doodled on the bottom of the pages +--- 636272951 +For me, it's Nedroid +--- 636272965 +>>636260657 +Shut up you pencil neck faggot +--- 636272983 +>>636270865 +/v/ needs more abortion comics +--- 636273034 +>>636268523 +Kys +--- 636273074 +I shall now chant the forbidden incantation to scare away the newfags and zoomers +Moon over June +--- 636273079 +web comics still exist, just not in the way they were distributed in the past +--- 636273110 +>>636273074 +Gross, they're all naked n shit... +--- 636273126 +>>636273074 +Ew I don't like that one +--- 636273129 +>>636273074 +You bring back bad memories that were better forgotten +--- 636273149 +>>636253814 (OP) +Webcomics got usurped by reality. + +I remember a lot of these "gaming with friends + gf" wecomics were like fantasies for the artists that drew them. Now that gaming and nerd culture has been invaded by normalfags who live this fantasy, there's probably not much cause to make those (particular) webcomics. +--- 636273205 +>>636273079 +>spot me on my squat +How does that even work? +--- 636273305 +>>636273074 +--- 636273347 +>>636255895 +>>636256135 +Every fucking time +--- 636273369 +>>636273205 +I can't believe Chris-chan got out of jail, its fuckin surreal +--- 636273379 +>>636272360 +This is a bad thing how??? It's not like it's not true, women are people too +--- 636273441 +>>636273379 +you left out the video games part, knee-jerk. +--- 636273485 +>>636273369 +This is stupid boobs are not genitalia. +--- 636273498 +>>636273369 +He's been spotted in the wild several times this week too. +--- 636273564 +>>636273369 +>Chris-chan got out of jail +What? +--- 636273607 +>>636265223 +>It's STILL going +--- 636273704 +>>636273564 +Hwat >>636273498 said, i saw a thread with a .webm of him in a supermarket, Sonichu pendant and all +--- 636273721 +>>636273607 +>when you realize the protagonist is a self-insert and the author is in his 40s now +--- 636273749 +>>636261595 +I feel the same as you and I think it'd part of why everything is so bleak and soulless nowadays (one of many factors). Life gets much brighter when you cut off porn desu. +--- 636273763 +>>636273704 +I don't get it. +--- 636273798 +>>636273564 +Where have you been, bro? +--- 636273815 +>>636262912 +How can you produce such good art and then have such shitty text bubbles? +--- 636273852 +>>636273798 +>The Bigfoot Arc +My fucking sides this entire shitshow just feels so surreal +--- 636273871 +>>636273798 +>bigfoot arc +lmao, the ride really never ends +--- 636273916 +>>636273852 +Chris is a cryptid now. +--- 636273957 +>>636273916 +But how did she get out of jail? Is this temporary? What the fuck is going on? +--- 636273987 +>>636273957 +lurk moar fgt +--- 636274037 +>>636273205 +I guess you just help in case the person bends too much and watch that the form is proper? +--- 636274041 +>>636273369 +>>636273564 +>>636273704 +>>636273798 +--- 636274046 +>>636273379 +It's virtue signaling, in the sense that this guy creates these text suffocated images of people depressed and drinking their cares away in some form of projection then ends it with a "society, amirite?" It would be like at the end of this post I said some shit like "homeless people need better mental care." Yes, obviously, but in the uh, comic posted, it's people chatting endlessly about nothing, with Lara croft having her dialogue punctuated with literal drunken hickups. It doesn't go anywhere, they're just talking, at one point Samus talks about how full her bladder is for a full panel, and Lara just, goes with it. "But it's human to talk about nothing!!" But it's not interesting. It's bar talk, the conversations you forget after the night when you're just passing the time, and so to end it with a character drawn out by the artists saying "Yeah I'm a lady, fuck this guy trying to chat me up, men are pigs!" is a complete nonsequitor. The entire scenario was fabricated by the artist (male) and doesn't use any of the medium's tools to convey a greater message other than, once again, "society, amirite?" + +Black Lives Matter +--- 636274132 +>>636273916 +The second post I've seen of them post prison, clearly despises the attention yet still wears the sonichu identifier + +Just + +All of it +--- 636274140 +>>636273957 +>she +--- 636274223 +>>636269707 +InSonicNia +--- 636274291 +>What's the deal with webcomics? +--- 636274467 +>>636270925 +I passed the Kermit test and I’ve still never made it past the third panel +--- 636274486 +>>636273957 +Incest is legal in America now. +--- 636274770 +>>636261262 +I think the best route is to have a personal website + marketable versions of the comic on something with lots of traffic. (And for further content, visit your website) +--- 636274848 +>>636274073 +actually good, kinda surprised +--- 636274960 +>>636271173 +I've seen it posted easily a hundred plus times over the years and never once read it because I guarantee it has nothing of value to say +--- 636274979 +>>636260379 +Is this one of those "fuck parents for bringing kids into this shitty world against their will" retards? +--- 636275003 +>>636271447 +>Elon bad comics +Elon is a literal scam artist. Have modern 4chin gotten so reactionary that if Twitter leftists hate something that means they have to unconditionally like and support it? Are you guys gonna stop breathing air because Twitter leftists breathe air? +--- 636275009 +>>636273205 +He never misses. +--- 636275116 +The best webcomics in no particular order + +http://nedroid.com/ +https://www.qwantz.com/ +https://www.stevelichman.com/ +https://www.whompcomic.com/comic/dishcouraged-behavior +https://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=13 +--- 636275142 +>>636275003 +I remember when people here hated him when Redit loved him +--- 636275149 +>>636255895 +>meet n fuck kingdom +--- 636275164 +>>636273369 +Dude rapes his dementiafied mum and does fucking no time for it +--- 636275173 +>>636274132 +When he dies, do you think there'll be a huge bidding war for the medallion? I hope so +--- 636275216 +>>636275116 +I'm still sad Ronnie stopped Whomp. diff --git a/v/636254129.txt b/v/636254129.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5a548b96ad1d673431ab91cbd9565b4507e31117 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636254129.txt @@ -0,0 +1,115 @@ +----- +--- 636254129 +what do the for honor anons think of the death by metal/metal trials event? +--- 636254792 +Haven't played in the last 3 or 4 years. Waiting for the sequel. +--- 636256345 +Its nice that they are bring back old events...but god this new way of how the strikes land and reaction time is kicking my ass. +still having fun with this game +--- 636256415 +>>636254129 (OP) +is it worth getting into the game right now? i remember actually enjoying it when it launched but how is it now? +--- 636256565 +>>636256415 +its pretty fun, id say +i got into the game only a couple months ago myself and ive already put around 200 hours. + +i think right now is the best time to try and get into it because of the metal trials and the exclusive gear they drop. you get to fight against bots to get back into the game and get some dope gear on the side, win/win +--- 636257754 +is it some PVE shit? i really hate the PVE shit, can you get the skins and unlocks from just playing normal casual shit or is it some try hard event? +--- 636258035 +Actual shill thread. Nobody plays this game and nobody cares enough to post about it unironically +--- 636258249 +>>636254129 (OP) +How does the playerbase behave now? Do people still whine about being thrown off cliffs and being ganged up on? Or do those people stick to 1v1s +--- 636258801 +>>636258249 +Ledging is nowhere near the problem it was at launch, if you get ledged now it's your own fucking fault +Same for 1vx, revenge is fucking powerful +--- 636259280 +>>636257754 +you can get the unlocks by opening premium packs and just playing the game +--- 636259550 +>>636258249 +there are some retards who still bitch about being ganked in 4v4 but they usually get clowned on +--- 636259618 +>>636258035 +stick to your mainstream shit, faggot +--- 636259747 +>>636254129 (OP) +wish I could play this again but the ubisoft storefront is the worst cancer imaginable and I refuse to use it +--- 636259786 +>>636259618 +Reported for toxicity +--- 636259816 +>>636254129 (OP) +People still play this trash? +--- 636260124 +>>636254129 (OP) +God I love this game but I'm fucking dogshit at it. I've resolved to just playing bot matches... +--- 636261098 +>>636258249 +Like another anon said, the existence of revenge makes it more than likely to completely wipe the enemy team assuming you know what you're doing assuming you aren't playing against absolute pussies that just run/backpedal once you pop it. +As for ledging, I'd say it's kinda scummy in duels myself but in 4v4 gamemodes no one gives a shit. + +>>636256415 +>i remember actually enjoying it when it launched but how is it now? +Very fucking different is how it is now anon. Tldr is that every single attack comes out in a 1/4th of the time it did when you were playing the game and that damage across the board has been reduced. Not to mention roughly 50% of the cast has some gay recovery cancel mechanic and by this time next year that number will climb to 100%. +Still, worth checking it out. Worst case scenario you load it up, get mogged and then uninstall. +--- 636261251 +>>636258035 +It has a more active community than most fighting games. +--- 636263064 +I play 2v2 with my friend and it's the only game I can sit for 3 hours straight with. Issue is I absolutely suck and can't react to anything. My cope is I lose to mouse players while I'm on controller +--- 636264093 +>>636254129 (OP) +The AI in week 2 is kicking my ass. +Love all the new armor/weapon drops, but grinding it all before the event ends seems difficult. It's a shit ton of items. +--- 636264160 +>>636254129 (OP) +I haven't played since Hitokiri was added. +--- 636264492 +>>636261251 +I find it extremely funny that this is one of the most popular fighting games and yet it completely flies under the radar. +--- 636264719 +>>636254129 (OP) +>kensei AI +>AI "reads" 99% of my bashes +>full communist AI team that you can get +>Apollyon 93 dmg attack +>the buffs that the AI get +kind of sucks that I have to play meta shit if I hope to win those cosmetics. Also, i find it funny how the bots can dodge almost all of wardens level 1 bashes but will almost always fail to dodge HL's grab from his neutral offensive form. +>>636258035 +>NOOOO YOU CAN'T BE TALKING VIDEO GAMES ON MY VIDEO GAMES BOARD +--- 636264960 +>>636264093 +>>636264719 +you can get drops by playing other gamemodes aswell, tho im not sure about the drops rates on those. also premium packs have high drop rate afaik +--- 636265070 +>>636264960 +Breach vs. AI is probably the best way to get all the drops, but playing Breach also makes me want to kill myself. +--- 636265783 +>>636254129 (OP) +>fighting AI +still trash. Ever since they buffed the AI that can enter 4v4's , I use the training tool to learn the different attack patterns that the bot champs use, and I still get destroyed by lvl 3 Conq bots. +Also post grounded in reality fashion. +--- 636265938 +The maximum interaction I have had with this series since the fucking pre-release beta is wanking to Krekk0v's porn of the japanese chick. +--- 636266029 +Played conq since launch. +Never touched any other hero. +Conq rules. +Rah. +--- 636267685 +im still mad they fucked this game over. playing conq and lawbringer around launch was so much fun, and i feel like its one of the few games that made knights look and feel bad ass. +i get the desire to play it again sometimes but the community in oce is so tiny and mostly filled with laggy asian players +--- 636269586 +>>636265938 +My man +--- 636272281 +>>636265938 +holy based +--- 636274219 +>>636254129 (OP) +Is it no longer region locked? +If not, it's impossible to find a game. diff --git a/v/636254601.txt b/v/636254601.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f42e1c8178d1ed9be0fc12e1c8354486d52157e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636254601.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1181 @@ +----- +--- 636254601 +HAHAHAHA +--- 636254712 +>>636254601 (OP) +I thought that was rekful in the thumbnail. Poor taste thread +--- 636254847 +Oh good another ziv cult thread. You freaks never stop. What did WoW ever do to you? WoW's community has always just kept to itself and everyone wants to just fucking hate on it for no reason. +--- 636254936 +>break the camel's back with shadowlands +>everyone leaves +>panic and give everyone what they want +dragonflight is great +but alas, the camel was already dead +--- 636255117 +>>636254936 +Yeah I heard that before +--- 636255120 +>>636254847 +nu-blizz is a burning garbage pile that deserves to be laughed at +--- 636255248 +>>636254936 +I doubt SL is solely a culprit here, it was absolute shit but people still seemed to play it, rather than DF. I think DF's problem is the setting, nobody really give a shit of dragons and it failed to capture mass interest. WoWslaves still seems to play shit expansions like WoD or BFA if the setting is interesting enough. +--- 636255306 +>>636254601 (OP) +>kill every single old patch with every new patch released +>game dies +--- 636255342 +>>636255248 +People played Shadowlands because of covid lockdowns, and even then WoW was the only MMO to lose players during that time +--- 636255620 +>>636255248 +Shit content always hurts itself less than the ones that follow. People stuck with SL (somewhat) because they already bought it, were invested, etc. - “might as well“. +Ends of expansions offer a clean and clear end and many used it such. DF could be the greatest expansion ever (it most definitely is not) and it wouldn’t matter, the damage has been done, people are over WoW. +--- 636255705 +>>636255306 +>people have been saying wow is dying/dead for a decade now +>still one of the biggest mmo's on the market +--- 636255847 +>he's got suicide helplines in his chat +AHAHAHAHAHA +--- 636256076 +>>636254601 (OP) +Why do people insist calling games that are being actively played by tens of thousands of players dead? +--- 636256358 +>jewtube faggot thread +--- 636256429 +>>636256076 +Seething fangirls(male) are funny to observe. +--- 636256573 +>>636254712 +>Rekful +Hahahahah +--- 636256608 +>>636255248 +You've got it 100% backwards +People haded the shadowlands story and the epic of suvanas (BFA + SL) in general to the point normalfag websites were shitting on it because of how bad it was. Dragonflight is a desperate attempt at nostalgia bait by finally doing the dragon isles after people had been jerking off to that art book for 15 years. +Dragonflight is failing because shadowlands was literally so shit it unironically broke wow, shadowlands was the fated wow killer. +--- 636256902 +>>636255705 +I mean, if it weren't for a stockholm syndrome driven playerbase the game would have been dead already. There is a reason why the game has been losing players after wotlk and thats because it was the smart thing to do, game reaching new lows every expansion and increasing every release has been a staple for years already +--- 636256932 +>>636254936 +>dragonflight is great +hell fucking no +saying it's okay would be EXTREMELY generous +--- 636257005 +>>636254601 (OP) +>Taelieshill is now in doomer mode +YOU +FUCKING +PRICK +--- 636257009 +>>636256932 +I think you would struggle to articulate how its worse than BFA, SL or WoD +--- 636257039 +>>636257009 +it's not worse than those +it's still bad +--- 636257080 +>>636257009 +my guild is dead, my friendlist is all offline +What do you think makes MMOs fun dumbfuck? Half baked classes and expansions or the people? +--- 636257107 +>>636254936 +That’s every expansion since WotLK +--- 636257116 +>>636257039 +What makes it bad? And no +>u-uhh theres a gay centaur!!! +--- 636257227 +>>636254601 (OP) +>Why is nobody playing Dragonflight?! +>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUnAHdTEWQ [Embed] +--- 636257241 +>>636257116 +It's exactly the same insubstantial blizzslop they've been putting out for almost 20 years now. It's trash, always has been trash, and always will be trash. And yeah, the rainbow cult stuff it's flooded with now just makes it worse. WoW is a cancer on the genre that needs to be cut out. +--- 636257282 +IDK I did the same thing I do with every WoW expansion, play and enjoy the first 2 months then forget about it till next expansion because they all follow the same formula, dragonriding was really fun though i hope they keep it + +>>636256076 +by the standards of what revenue blizzard needs to function and what they used to be it's really not okay +--- 636257314 +>>636257080 +>I'd rather farm apex crystals in wod during 14-month content droughts than play the game +>>636257009 +You realise depending on where you stand on cata that makes dragon flight defacto average or above average mathematically. +--- 636257324 +>>636257241 +>its bad because it just is ok +>and because theres gay centaurs +Ok buddy +--- 636257327 +>>636254936 +>dragonflight is actually great you guys +>really underrated expansion, comfy af +>no borrowed powe-ACK +--- 636257338 +>>636257116 +When you strip back everything, the lack of creativity is laid bare. This being another by the numbers patch is just further evidence of it. +--- 636257387 +You ever find it funny how /vg/ threads run out of people to shitpost they start making threads for dead games to fish for tourists? +--- 636257441 +>>636257116 +same shit it has been for 4 expansions now +raiding, m+, and "peeveepee" as the core (which btw each of these things is instanced shit that doesn't really scream MMO and many non-MMO games all do much better) and each patch is just 1 extra area to farm rares in +people would wake up and realize it's boring garbage eventually, and that there are much better options +--- 636257450 +>>636257314 +>people whining about content drought is what pushed them to make so much bloat content and put work under so many engagement metrics +I laugh everytime faggots like those dont get whay they want, good thing game is dying as well +--- 636257572 +have they had that super orginal patch where an island is added with heckin rares that drop catch up gear and mounts yet? +--- 636257646 +>>636257441 +better options in the same genre? the only real competitor is ff14 and your mileage may vary, personally I can't stand it but also cbf playing WoW besides the 2 months of expansion launch where there's a bunch of new things +--- 636257732 +>>636257116 +Very little content. Patches so far have been extremely lazy and rehashes. Awful mythic+ first season. Really mediocre first raid and 2nd raid looks worse, just random copy pasted mobs as bosses. Awful and boring story telling. Extremely buggy. Bad art direction. Excessive bag bloat. Shitty and convoluted upgrade system. +--- 636257790 +>>636257116 +The setting, story, and characters are either boring, childish, or queer. Yeah, gay centaur pretty much sums it up +--- 636257864 +>>636257646 +nah I wasn't talking about the same genre. +I was talking about multiplayer games in general +since shit like raiding and m+ is instanced with a relatively low number of people participating at a time, you can find games that do similar shit MUCH MUCH better +and don't get me started on PvP. because I'm about to drop a redpill on you. MMO PvP is garbage. there has never been an MMO with good PvP. and there never will be +genre is dead, I already came to terms with that +can't comment on ff14 because I never tried it +--- 636257919 +>>636257441 +>tfw used to say that there is no way things could be as bad as people say +>until the day I decided to play it once more +quit a few months later, really wanted to squeeze that nu-wow experience, give it a chance and while there were some fun parts it was not worth the sub +it was awful, dealing with nu-guilds, raidfaggotry, m+, and even PvP, its all painful, things have gotten completely out of the control of players and no wonder its got such a low player retention rate. Its like a world gone past its dystopic stage +--- 636257941 +>>636257441 +I mean no offence anon but you just fundamentally don't understand why WoW is popular. People don't play WoW to play Ultima Online but on Azeroth, they play it because they want to do that instanced content, and it's the only game that does that instanced combat. Not just does it well, but like at all, if you wanna do something like m+ in another game too bad. +--- 636257974 +>>636254712 +i thought it was charlie day, haha +--- 636258013 +>>636257941 +m+ was literally straight-up lifted from D3 because they were desperate and out of ideas +--- 636258062 +>>636257941 +Not him but you have it wrong. WoW is not popular. +The reason why it WAS popular, and the reason why WoW classic is more popular than retail right now is precisely because want to be on azeroth not instances +--- 636258085 +>>636257646 +>XIV +as much as people would believe, XIV suffers from similar issues, probably due to both being similar games within the same genre. XIV has an advantage though, devs have made it clear they focus on the MSQ so people know what they are getting into, and raiders know they will have to deal with long droughts so people are rarely surprised +--- 636258124 +>>636258062 +Have you seen classic players? They're not MMO enjoyers, they're speedrun addicts +--- 636258216 +>>636257790 +That combined with the art direction suddenly going even *more* cartoony, its definitely not made for me even though the dragonriding was fun +Also they fucked over the green dragonflight as hard as they possibly could when they had closure in legion, shadowlands was a fucking mistake and ysera keeps getting abused by the writers + +>>636257864 +I moved on to mobile game gachas because western games just aren't polished or done well no matter how much money gets thrown at them, classic mmo's are dead and the kind of userbase who would play them now have social media instead +That said battlegrounds in WoW were insanely fun for a good chunk of its lifespan, but every class can do everything for a while now so they've become eh +--- 636258281 +>>636257941 +M+ like content existed in mobile games way earlier, its a content handcrafted for being repeatable with timegated additions for that extra psychological influence. I'd say its people that are too far gone to ever leave the game, I know people that constantly shit on the game and they still play it +--- 636258376 +>>636254847 +>he thinks ziv players are the only ones laughing at wow fags +--- 636258409 +>>636258062 +>classic +you mean "not vanilla"? Its a solved game, classic's autism is genuinely far greater than retail and that comes from someone who is into vanilla+ private servers. People speedrun shit way more in classic than they do in retail, and thats counting M+ +--- 636258458 +>>636258124 +Are you joking? Retail has literal speedrunners speed running m+ dungeons all day everyday +--- 636258576 +>>636258281 +I don't mind M+ as a concept, it gives people something to do, but they should really keep adding content on top of each other not constantly content away +--- 636258623 +>>636258458 +Different flavours of speedrunners though +Retail m+ runners push the keys as high as they can go in the time limit, nobody cares how fast you can beat a +0 +Classic speedrunners don't have any hard content to do, so they try to do the easy content as fast as possible +--- 636258634 +>>636258576 +*not constantly taking content away or replacing it +--- 636258636 +>>636257441 +>raiding, m+, and "peeveepee" as the core (which btw each of these things is instanced shit that doesn't really scream MMO and many non-MMO games all do much better) +Other than the laughably contrarian copium that the bread and butter content of wow the undisputed king of mmos for two decades is not 'mmo content'. +Unironically what do you want them to add? What could they add that would make you play a 20-year-old tab target mmo you've probably already played for years in a setting blizzard has squeezed every ounch of interesting story out of? + +Posts like this are seriously delusional, WoW's problem isn't content. WoW's problem is everyone who might want to play wow either has and is done with it for w/e reason or is playing wow. +--- 636258681 +>>636258458 +>m+ +yes, people that want to gear up must go through it whether they like it or not +>classic +people that have the option take the shortest route, minmax the shit out of the game, abuse mechanics and so on to make "vanilla" a completely new soulless experience, a.k.a classic +--- 636258714 +>>636258636 +what? +--- 636258720 +>>636254847 +rent fucking free +--- 636258832 +>>636258576 +M+ has been added to some private severs, it has been improved as well, by making keys non-expendable and since the game was balanced outside burrowed power garbage and esports, the content is now enjoyable, depending on the server its also more rewarding while not replacing raids +--- 636258838 +>>636254847 +But wow players have always been seething nonstop at XIV? Especially during XIV add-on launches. +--- 636259047 +Y'know it's bad when they give you free 14 days membership and the latest expansion for free +--- 636259087 +>>636258636 +>game shouldnt be just a treadmill but a super treadmill +it isnt, people complained about it so much during Cata and WoD that they made future expansions all around those complaints and somehow things are now worse. With that being said, I seriously hope you dont touch other MMOs, they are better without those people and complaints that kill games +--- 636259173 +>>636259047 +And that's a good thing! They neutered the game, censored everything, hired people exclusively for diversity points and fucked everything up. They killed the goose that was laying the golden eggs. +--- 636259174 +>>636259047 +There has to be a catch though, no way blizzard is doing it entirely for free +--- 636259203 +>>636258838 +i'm pretty sure the wow/ff14 rivalry is entirely contrived by retarded shitposters +--- 636259276 +Dear god, who the fuck approved that furry dragon design? That alone turned me off completely from this expansion. +--- 636259278 +>>636259173 +They're in california, what did anyone expect +--- 636259306 +>>636259174 +The catch is the game is dead. Blizz is desperate +--- 636259319 +>>636257646 +Lost ark already beat WoW in 2022. +Don't know how is going right now +--- 636259384 +>>636259203 +Personally I just think that blizzard deserves everything that is happening to them now and more. +--- 636259390 +>>636259276 +I hate the dragons because they didn't even at least make them sexy, so they just look like trash with no redeeming value + +>>636259319 +Pretty sure Lost Ark was fotm and doesn't have staying power, i remember not being able to login because of the amount of bots infesting servers +--- 636259473 +>>636259384 +oh yeah 100% agree, hiring majority women and fags was a mistake and ends up with this +--- 636259514 +>>636259087 +>>636258714 +>Dodged the question +And that's the root of it, you have no suggestions because there is no content that would make you play wow. Because the issue everyone have with wow isn't content or lack thereof, its everything else surrounding the game. +--- 636259554 +>>636259319 +LA was just another eceleb phenomenon like most games that blow up these days. Without proper player retention or initial sales those would have been ignored or dead, LA would have just been yet another korean DoA +--- 636259613 +perople still wonder what happened? all you need to do is to take a look at the nu-blizzard devs +--- 636259630 +>>636255705 +>one of +that's a massive death considering for over a decade it was the undisputed biggest by far with nothing else even coming close +now it has to settle for "it's only slightly smaller than the other dead games" +it's a corpse with the arms and legs blown off, shuddering on the ground, no longer even able to shamble along +--- 636259643 +Dragons is a disgusting furfag fantasy. +And they all look like effeminate homo twinks. +No option to play as hulking, non-sexualized beasts because everything has to look like a Dreamworks movie. + +Should have just given us ogres. It's the one thing in the world that could ever have gotten me to play after I quit for good in BfA. +--- 636259653 +WERE MAZED HERE +--- 636259671 +>>636259319 +Amazon cannot help themselves, they need to destroy and censor games. If something is published by Amazon you know it's gonna be a mess. +--- 636259706 +>>636254847 +>WoW's community has always just kept to itself +--- 636259734 +>>636259653 +WTF a giant fat rat??? +--- 636259735 +>>636259653 +> This is who keeps making rat threads on /v/ +--- 636259897 +>>636259643 +The dragons aren't even properly sexualized, i'm a furfag and they look like fucking twinks, you can't have tits and ass or be a huge bara chad they fucking suck and appeal to nobody besides a handful of californian "women" +--- 636259941 +>>636258062 +While I want to agree, I still have to call bullshit. Have you seen what happened in Classic? People collecting world buffs and logging out to be ready for their instanced content? It was always about dungeons/raids/battlegrounds, the only reason you are a bit more in the world in Classic is because there are more resources to gather in preparation to raid, stuff that got mostly cut over the years. Even then you don't need half that stuff because old raids have minimal mechanics most of the time. World PvP is more nostalgia driven than anything. +--- 636260170 +>>636259941 +NTA but the big appeal of vanilla/classic was how fucking massive the world was and how small you were, it genuinely felt like stepping through a portal into another reality + +After you've played the game for several thousand hours that's pretty much all gone which combined with BC and onwards expansions permanently shrinking the game into a handful of zones that then replace the last handful of zones led to the bleed-out of the game +--- 636260195 +>>636259941 +Dude this >>636258062 Is just delusional cope of someone projecting their theoretical nirvana. Wow (including vanilla and classic) wasn't popular in spite of its instanced content, it was popular because of its instanced content. Instanced content has been hugely popular on classic, in fact part of the reaons we know classic was popular was because of all the logs. + +Don't engage with nostfags they don't argue in reality, they argue in favor of a game that literally does not and has never existed. +--- 636260229 +>>636259897 +they have proper designs but they're not using them because they're toxic masculinity +blizzard is just retarded +--- 636260245 +haha funny +--- 636260249 +>>636259319 +Lost Ark was underperforming for years in Korea, and was basically DoA on global. It's a terrible game that tried to bait you with "anime Diablo MMO" premise, but it's awful from start to finish. One of my biggest disappointments of all time. +--- 636260251 +>>636260170 +QED >>636260195 +--- 636260272 +this one is also a knee slapper +--- 636260358 +>>636260195 +>>636259941 +t. Retailfaggots who could never understand how a game could be fun if it didn't hold your hand +--- 636260470 +>>636260358 +Classic is the easiest version of the game. Cope more retard +--- 636260474 +>>636260358 +yeah they're currently getting btfo by classic hardcore where you're forced by the rules to play out in the world and they're still coping thinking repeating the same content in scarlet monastery for 300 runs and then getting boosted in maraudon is somehow the superior experience +--- 636260479 +>>636254936 +>dragonflight is great +Just because it's not the worst thing ever doesn't mean it's fucking "great". This is your brain on MMO-rot and desperate loyalty to a game. +--- 636260516 +>>636260229 +Even the drakkonid updates look stupid though, the artstyle in dragonflight took a dive off a cliff and never pulled up, the only nice parts are the zones besides gay centaur land +--- 636260525 +>>636260358 +My sides are orbiting Jupiter right now +--- 636260536 +>>636260358 +I'm more of an Ascension-fag. You know, the game that lets you combine all skills and talents, adds a layer of gear enchants on top, and where high risk PvP is a big part of the game? +--- 636260579 +>>636260470 +Uh huh, how's your dungeon guide going? +--- 636260591 +>>636254601 (OP) +did the player numbers dip below 600k yet? +I got a free week of gametime today on bnet, not gonna redeem, I havent even logged into wow since like, nzoth patch +--- 636260635 +>>636260470 +Only in raid content, you would have to REALLY try to get put in an unwinnable unescapable situation in solo or default 5man dungeon retail, even while levelling +--- 636260639 +>>636260536 +I didnt like it because it basically let you boost to max level +--- 636260696 +>>636260525 +>Has to read a guide to figure out rotations +Hoisted by your own petard lmao +--- 636260797 +>>636255847 +He built his online presence on one game. not even the wow devs are as reliant on wow for a paycheck as he is. +--- 636260803 +>>636260579 +Knowing a boss's mechanics doesn't make it easier than a tank and spank vanilla boss +Vanilla is a literal idiot proof game +--- 636260810 +>>636260696 +I can do this all day nostcuck +--- 636260832 +>>636260525 +Retail is unironically just as simple, it's just faster with haste, faster resource generation, faster CDs and GCD. If you think that's more impressive then good for you i guess. +--- 636260843 +>>636260639 +Meaningless. Go do your Ironman Nightmare Resolute run if you want hardcore leveling. +--- 636260868 +>>636260803 +How about the quest log and map telling you exactly where to go with an arrow hahahaha +--- 636260898 +>>636260832 +This is actual advanced coping +Vanilla has the depth of a puddle +--- 636260932 +>>636260843 +No I just want to build a character because I'm playing an RPG, not putting shapes into holes of the correct shape like a toddler +--- 636260951 +>>636260803 +Vanilla raiding* +--- 636260959 +>>636260898 +>Vanilla has the depth of a puddle +Yeah i agreed it's simple, and stated so is retail. You do know how to read, right? +--- 636260974 +Is that the guy who made the "Playboy bunny" rant? +--- 636261038 +>>636260898 +The music in vanilla alone makes it deeper than retail. Or wait, do you think gameplay= the predetermined sequence of numbers you're supposed to press? No wonder you don't get it. +--- 636261045 +>>636259514 +>dodging questions +so why is the game losing so many players? And why has it been a constant pattern for years? Surely something must be happening and its not just "le faggit centaur" as you put it. I know you are just being disingenuous on purpose but I'll bite. +If you are honest and played the game back then you will know what am talking about. +Cata reworked both character customization and part of the world and the story was shit, people quit in droves just for that first reason alone and anybody saying otherwise is just on denial. +WoD added garrisons and prioritized mobile tier gameplay over anything else, making raidfags quit, I wasnt one of them but am pretty sure other people also quit for other minor reasons, at this point the story no longer plays a major role and everybody seems to dislike it. +Legion added burrowed power, people seemingly enjoyed it while some disliked the legendary grind prior to "fix", those reasons made the entrance to endgame harder to comeby despite "new options", they added catchup mechanics for those people, people still quit. +BfA took daily-based mobile garbage to a next level, continued Legion's awful irredeemable burrowed power systems, reforging, Azerite power was one of the most criticized grinds to date, and even with the added catchup I doubt it made a difference in player numbers. +SL continued BfA's path while devs were telling people that they were aware of BfA's flaws, nothing happened. +All of this without counting the fact that the community makes every issue much worse through shit like raid.io +>b-but dragonflag +its of no difference at this point, the community has already been irreparably damaged, game is still haunted by shit prior expansions did, and still got some leftovers of what was heavily criticized. Most of it is publicly acknowledged in the game, nobody's dodging your disingenuous questions, you are just being delusional +--- 636261127 +>>636260932 +That doesn't even make sense in this context. +--- 636261145 +>>636260932 +and thats better in ascension over classic +--- 636261153 +>>636260951 +Vanilla dungeons are also tank and spank +Vanilla quest mobs are also tank and spank +Everything in vanilla is built around 1 button rotations and auto attacking. +--- 636261225 +>>636261127 +It does make sense, playing around with your ability combinations isn't a real game, why even bother if you don't get to interact with the real world (levelling). +--- 636261253 +>>636261153 +Then why did you die like a bitch at lvl 5 or spend 5 hours your first time in wailing caverns? +--- 636261307 +>>636261253 +>starts projecting +Lmao vanillatards are pathetic +--- 636261323 +>>636261153 +>Muh faux piano playing rotations! +When are retailtrannys going to admit this isn't interesting or enjoyable gameplay +--- 636261341 +>>636261153 +Ah, good old standing and hitting, I like how classicfags pretend its glorious when the only thing keeping classic alive are streamers and stupid trends. I mean, servers die faster than retail's once you remove those 2 factors +--- 636261378 +>>636261253 +He did that and he enjoyed it more than the time he spent 5 hours in a bricked m+ dungeon, he just doesn't remember. +--- 636261397 +>>636261341 +Really because it came back after 15 years without either of those things +--- 636261465 +>>636260810 +I don't know what you're trying to say +--- 636261557 +>>636254601 (OP) +rent tranny and outdated version for the same price right now! +--- 636261563 +>>636261225 +Then do the triple challenge mode like I said. You actually get rewarded for it too. In Ironman you fail if you die once and can't trade, Nightmare increases damage received, Resolute is 1x exp rates. You don't benefit from any exp% bonuses either. Even without challenge modes there is level reset for prestige. There is more fucking leveling options than normal, it's just not being forced on you the first time around if you just want to get that max level fast and do endgame. +--- 636261597 +>>636261378 +If I was dumb enough to enjoy vanilla gameplay I'd off myself +I wish you had the introspection to do the same +--- 636261743 +>>636261397 +>nostalgia driven delusions, multiplied by eceleb factor case n9999 +yes, that happened to me as well, good thing I realized it right in time +--- 636261795 +>>636261597 +It's alright, not all of us can appreciate art. Enjoy your slop, sir. +--- 636261972 +WoW died the moment female writers get ridden of Arthas. +--- 636262008 +>>636261153 +Well, it did sound like those classicfags that never played vanilla so they are getting a 2nd hand experience, of course they dont remember shit, they barely even know about it +--- 636262023 +>>636261795 +>frostbolt +>frodtbolt +>frostbolt +>repeat 50x more +True art clearly, how could anyone not want this? +--- 636262068 +>>636261743 +Yeah lucky, and blizzard rewarded you with trannyflight +--- 636262110 +>>636261972 +yeah what the fuck what up with that +they recycle so many characters over and over but they just DELETED the most beloved one since warcraft 3 for no apparent reason? +--- 636262154 +>>636262023 +>Click +>Click +>Click +>Click +Uh oh, this FPS doesn't require me to arbitrarily press a sequence of buttons in order, clearly it has no depth +--- 636262198 +>>636254847 +I don't hate WOW, I hate Blizzard. +--- 636262219 +>>636262023 +He said art, not a Mario party minigame +--- 636262220 +MMOs are fun when you're going on an adventure in the world and incrementally improving your character. +If I wanted to avoid 8000 swirlies on the ground, and memorize attack patterns I would just go play a much better version of that like Touhou. +--- 636262459 +>>636262154 +If an fps was standing still and clicking on a still target like classic then yes, it would have no depth +To even try to force this analogy is embarassing. You already know I'm right but have spent almost 2 decades unable to keep up with your peers playing progressively deeper and better versions of the game. It's downright sad +--- 636262574 +>>636254847 +>WoW's community has always just kept to itself +This is amazing bait, simple, effective, gaslighting, ignorance, trolling all in one sentence. +--- 636262621 +>>636262110 +Arthas's story was over with WotLK. There was no reason to bring him back, there is never a reason to bring anyone back if they are supposed to be fucking dealt with and dead. Most sensible people left the game with WotLK, and good, the only major threats that were foreshadowed before WoW were Old Gods, Azshara and Sargeras - and none of those got a satisfying resolution. Even with Arthas many people would argue his character got damaged in WotLK leveling quests, but at least the entire expansion was about him, and he got great boss fight, others weren't that lucky. +--- 636262692 +>>636262068 +>classicfag immediatly thinks am shitting on his nostalfaggotry because I like retail instead +gfg, I accept your concession then +--- 636262780 +>>636254936 +>>636257009 +>dragonflight is great +You need to take a break from WoW anon. As everyone has pointed out, it isn't great, it's just not "as shit as" shadowlands. You're deep in a sunk cost fallacy trying to justify playing something that is disrespectful to you and your time and money, it is inadequate slop that will never recapture whatever magic you may reminisce on from vanilla/BC/WotLK. +--- 636262932 +>>636262780 +But it is great +Nothing, literally nothing, about vanilla to Wrath was good. Anyone disagreeing is far too deep into nostalgia faggotry and losing grip on objective reality +--- 636263071 +>>636262780 +This, but if I may add, classic isn't vanilla, different times, different people to play with therefore a different experience. Classic is pretty much the same as retail with retained clunkiness of the old game +--- 636263118 +>>636262932 +>Nothing, literally nothing, about vanilla to Wrath was good +has to be bait +--- 636263209 +>>636262459 +So you don't move your character in classic wow? Why are you being so dishonest? +--- 636263253 +>>636255248 +>I doubt SL is solely a culprit here +and BFA +and the bad shit of Legion everyone ignores because they swamped us with content +and WoD +and MoP wasting decent systems on a scenario the majority didn't give a shit about +and Cata +They've been piling hella straws on that poor camel over the years. +--- 636263278 +>>636262692 +There's no reason to attack wow classic unless you're a jealous retailroastie +--- 636263332 +>>636263209 +Yeah let me strafe left and right on a tank and spank boss instead of casting +Retard +--- 636263385 +>>636263071 +The "game doesn't start till endgame" is such a meme, the best part of vanilla/classic is and has always been the levelling because thats when you explore the world and it feels rewarding and dangerous, endgame is and has always been a grind and never good +--- 636263389 +>>636263118 +>no argument +Thought so +Classicfags are just too predictable +--- 636263390 +>>636262932 +>But it is great +is there anyone in your life who still loves you enough to stage the intervention you seem to need? +--- 636263423 +>>636263332 +>Bosses don't require you to move +>Bosses are the only part of the game +Killing bosses is really a minor part of vanilla, maybe you're confused because you started wow in cata or something and there wasnt anything else to do +--- 636263439 +>>636263253 +And WotLK that started a lot of trends that ultimately destroyed the game, but no one realized the problems back then because said trends were in their infancy during WotLK. +--- 636263451 +>>636260832 +Just objectively wrong, pic rel even has every optional new spell turned off just to be extra fair. +You'll not the rotation isn't +>literally just frostbolt +kek +--- 636263471 +>>636263209 +Stop replying to shitty bait from seething 3rd worlders he obviously never played the game, especially not in vanilla +--- 636263524 +>>636263389 +Sorry you missed out +--- 636263563 +>>636255705 +>people have been saying grandma is dying for a decade now +>still has a pulse +never mind the whole vegetable state thing she's still kicking +--- 636263564 +>>636262621 +yeah but that is the thing, there was no reason to bring him back at all, but instead they just went "lol fuck you and fuck this beloved character in particular, he just doesn't exist anymore" +--- 636263586 +>>636262932 +this is somewhat of a stretch, people enjoyed vanilla, yet many oldfags cried foul towards classic because they realized its not the same, part of why those memories felt so great is because of the people and our naivety, we didnt have the access to all the minmax bs we have nowadays, guides were scarce, even forums weren't helpful and were unreliable at best. Raid pugs were mostly failures, while still managing to kill a few bosses, we rarely had quitters, dkp was divisive as fuck in many guilds, world bosses were complete clusterfucks, etc +--- 636263605 +>>636254847 +>WoW's community has always just kept to itself +--- 636263640 +>>636263423 +>muh journey posting +I thought we fucking moved past this classic came out in 2019, even the most casual slowfag in the universe has been capped for YEARS I'm not hearing an argument that 'leveling' is the majority of vanilla's content. +--- 636263696 +>>636263278 +>doubling down +Must be my birthday, you dont have to give me your concession again +--- 636263724 +>>636263423 +There is nothing else to do in vanilla, it has no content +Casters stand still and turret from level to +1 to 60 and through all the raids +--- 636263729 +>>636263640 +>I'm not hearing an argument that 'leveling' is the majority of vanilla's content. +It is a non neglible part +--- 636263824 +>thinks the classic journey was the same as vanilla's +let me guess, algorithm slaves joining the bandwagon because they watched a video, is that right? +--- 636263837 +>>636263451 +>Press 1, then 2 if rng makes a button flash, then 3 which has a cool down so you can only use it every 6 seconds, then 4 which has a 12 second cd +>Then do this over and over again +Then all you get out of it is the exact same damage that 1 frostbolt in vanilla did. Lmao, it's literally pointless busiwork to hide the fact that raiding is a boring slog. The low IQ downies like you who still get fleeced by blizzard actually think you're using your brain or superior reflexes or something, that's why you defend it so vehemently, that's why it's literally your only defense of retail. Because pressing this 5 button memory game makes you feel important. I'm literally keking out loud rn +--- 636263845 +>>636263564 +I'm pretty sure all of the original staff left years ago and the people there now were hired because they despised the CIS white men that made the game +--- 636263918 +>>636263724 +And yet molten bore is still more memorable than any raid from Legion to trannyflight +--- 636263987 +>>636259203 +no shit +just like everything else on this website +--- 636264005 +>>636262220 +>Touhou +>Good +Imagine thinking you're welcome in the wow community The wow community doesn't need disingenuous weebs. +--- 636264009 +>>636255705 +MMOs are a dying breed, we're not going to get those huge, thundering MMOs anytime soon like we used to. +Specifically I think the themepark MMO is what's dying, but nobody's figured out how to make a game that's not themepark but also not shit or a nightmare to play. +--- 636264038 +>>636263837 +NTA and i think hes retarded, but the part about rotations that made them interesting for me when i still raided was competing for dps logs +What classes need are the tools that let them excel at their niches, but what they have now is a tool for everything and a lot of pointless damage skills that exist to prop up other skills, for example its incredibly dumb that AOE abilities are all neutered down baby damage because of muh balance instead of vanilla philosophy where a whirlwind to the face would fucking kill you +--- 636264064 +>>636263729 +It takes a slowfag ~2 weeks to cap, lets be generous and give you 2 weeks for tbc and wrath +Classic came out 192 weeks ago, that's 186 weeks capped. +Again, there is no 'muh journey' argument here. +--- 636264070 +I keep seeing threads every expansion that WoW is dead +so what's the difference this time? +--- 636264108 +>>636264038 +>but the part about rotations that made them interesting for me when i still raided was competing for dps logs +At that point you're not playing an RPG, I'd go do something more interesting like play monkey island or warlords 2 +--- 636264110 +>>636263837 +>putting in actual skillcap and depth is pointless just let me drool on 1 button and win! +lol +It's very obvious you have brown skin when the thought of any sort of challenge scares you off +--- 636264130 +>>636264009 +Gacha phone games are unironically higher quality than any western mmo's now +--- 636264180 +>>636264038 +>why don't I 1 shot mobs blizzard +Actual retard posting +--- 636264191 +>>636264108 +WoW stopped being an RPG a very very very long time ago anon, the only part of the game for pve was competing on logs for fun +--- 636264229 +>>636264064 +I rarely raid +I level new alts professions and reputations +I am only on the journey +I am better than you +--- 636264241 +>>636264110 +>skillcap and depth +But it's neither, preschoolers literally learn recorder songs that have more keys to press. You think it's deep because mentally you're a preschooler, aka intellectually challenged, aka a retard +--- 636264259 +>>636264180 +>Didn't play vanilla/classic +lol +lmao even +--- 636264267 +>the clips of him having a full meltdown over twitch chatters with his gf/wife sitting next to him with glazed over eyes + +grim +--- 636264284 +>>636264191 +Wow was never an rpg because you never had narrative influence +Rpg does not mean lots of quest text +--- 636264352 +>>636264284 +Rpg just means roleplaying game, it doesn't mean influence over narrative, stupid +--- 636264389 +>>636264241 +But clearly it is, because you're not good enough to do it +Meanwhile in classic top damage is just decided by crits as the gameplay is genuinely impossible to screw up +--- 636264471 +>>636264284 +levelling 1-60 it absolutely was an RPG though + +>>636264389 +top damage is decided by efficiency and is why people got so autistic about gear, but even with even gear one of your warlocks is always always always going to beat the others +--- 636264473 +>>636263837 +The reason I point it out is during the mop to legion years the egy contrarian cope was +>The ability pruning is too much, rotations are dumbed down now not like wrath/tbc/vanilla (i.e pick a 'good' expac to lie about having played) when rotations were DEEP and complex is when the game was good +>classic comes out and nostfags get exposed that their game was baby mode easy, a week at level 58 in greens easy, 42 minutes to have the raid cleared easy with one-button rotations. +And now that cope is 'lmao the rotations don't matter'. +I just like seeing /v/tards wriggle on hooks of their own design. +--- 636264505 +>>636264389 +>But clearly it is, because you're not good enough to do it +I am, I learned to play a musical instrument in 6th grade. The difference is that the instrument plays more than 1 song. You're stuck playing the same 5 keys over and over again. If you think that's depth, I'll reiterate by saying youre retarded +--- 636264524 +>>636254847 +>WoW's community has always just kept to itself +I wish it would. +--- 636264586 +>>636264070 +Its a husk on life support, its already dead +--- 636264612 +>>636264473 +>rotations are dumbed down now not like wrath/tbc/vanilla (i.e pick a 'good' expac to lie about having played) when rotations were DEEP and complex is when the game was good +But literally nobody ever said that, because the people who enjoy vanilla do not give the slightest fuck about rotations +--- 636264737 +>>636264612 +>enjoyed +Past, vanilla is no more but I agree people didnt give much of a shit abour rotation compared to talents +--- 636264792 +>>636264737 +>vanilla is no more +On the contrary, it's more alive than it has been in 12 years +--- 636264795 +>>636264473 +>The ability pruning is too much +Correct. +>rotations are dumbed down now not like wrath/tbc/vanilla +Blatantly lying. +Why are you such a faggot? +--- 636264846 +>>636264612 +Are you unironically saying no one ever complained about ability pruning? +Because you're either retarded or a larping zoomer +--- 636264885 +>>636264846 +Are you illiterate or trolling? +--- 636264887 +>THE GAME IS DYING NO ONE IS PLAYING +>blizzard releases a new patch +>BLIZZARD FINALLY LISTENED???? WHY YOU SHOULD BE HYPED FOR PATCH 6.9!!! +why do people actually listen to these fools +--- 636264946 +>>636264792 +Thats classic, not vanilla, not the same +--- 636264958 +>>636256076 +dead game actually just means "none of my friends play anymore :((((" +--- 636264985 +>>636264792 +eehhh not really in the same way though, vanilla was a moment crystallized in time because there were hardly any guides and everyone was a noob, going back to it 20 years later when its already solved isn't really the same thing +--- 636265035 +>>636254601 (OP) +I've yet to see proof that this man doesn't beat his wife. +--- 636265047 +>>636264070 +>so what's the difference this time? +The shills are shitting on it instead of promoting it. Asmongold is also saying the game isn't what it used to be and like it or not he's a huge voice in WoW terms. Granted, when a new patch comes they will all praise it but then go back to shitting on it later. +--- 636265057 +>>636254847 +Are you okay, schizo? +--- 636265058 +>>636264887 +because it brings traffic. blame the idiots who click on blowjob face with bait text thumbnail videos +--- 636265073 +>>636264887 +So they can use le heckin e-celeb streamerinos to get replies in their shitposting threads obviously +--- 636265104 +wowtrannies malding again + +they will mald even more when 10.3 is cancelled LMAO +--- 636265128 +they are selling trading post items now +--- 636265143 +>>636264985 +>Le solved meme +A book is not solved after its read, nor does that make it less interesting to read again +--- 636265173 +>>636255705 +Cadillac was the most successful American luxury auto brand for decades, then its 45-65 years old audience just died. +--- 636265191 +Outside mechanics ripped from other games and made worse (dragon flying) Dragonflight is actually worse than Shadowlands. +--- 636265202 +>>636265047 +>the shills +weird way to say washed up balding retard but ok +Asmongold is too shit at the game to clear normal mode and too unpopular to get carried anymore since the only people who like him are also too shit at the game for normal mode +--- 636265209 +>>636265128 +They can't even make it look good. Just like the overwatch and hots skins. They all looked shit. Blizzards artists are shite now. +--- 636265274 +>THE GAME IS DEAD!!!! +>so im just going to keep talking about it, playing it and explaining why its dead + +lol. WOW faggots arel iterally worse than gacha tards. +--- 636265331 +>>636264070 +who let this cutie out of the lactation chamber? +--- 636265474 +>>636265274 +>play it +delusional. +--- 636265506 +>>636265274 +Except vanilla+ chads are immune to this +--- 636265587 +>>636265128 +>cape +No one ever fucking cared about capes +--- 636266060 +My sister played WoW but finally quit during Shadowlands. Then her ex-boyfriend gave her a 1-year subscription and now she's back in it, constantly telling me that the game is no fun and that it's a chore to play but she now feels obligated to log in. + +I wish I could report that motherfucker to the police for doing this to her. This has got to be abuse. +--- 636266097 +>>636262621 +Yet they brought Illidan back, albeit with worse, more basic characterization. This scene was like if Legion spent the entire expansion teasing Illidan's revival just for his faceless spirit to get farted out of Gul'dan's ass and Maiev to tell the wisp that he was very bad and wrong while he fades to nothingness (and Malfurion watches). It's just plain retarded from the perspective of managing a major property. Whoever planned this stuff out should have been fired, no exaggeration, but I bet they got a raise and a pat on the back. +--- 636266256 +>>636266060 +this never happened and you are mentally unwell +--- 636266542 +>>636257116 +y'know setting is pretty important in an rpg +you could have the greatest most hardcorest mmo ever and nobody in their right mind would wanna play it if were all unicorns, rainbow farts and prancing transvestites +so yeah, gay centaurs +--- 636266546 +Wowkings, where are the glorious times when we were shitting on everyone's face for playing any MMORPG other than the KING? Everyone's parses were orange when sharting on faggots who were playing the wow-killer and the next wow-killer and the next... We were the best community, full of based gigachads. Now, passiveagressive and no-negativity-in-the-dojo trannies get twice awarded in their wow-clone second life cutscene simulator... I don't want to live on this planet anymore... +--- 636266686 +>>636266256 +What a truly insane thing to say. +What makes you think you can gaslight people you don't know over the internet? +--- 636266886 +>>636266060 +lmao, my sister went through something similar except it was her boyfriend that had to deal with all the choreshit for 2 expansions, luckily she left the game for good it seems as it wasnt good for her either +--- 636267024 +>>636254601 (OP) +>several 500+ reply threads every day +>for a supposedly dead game + +Something seems fishy here... . Dead games are stuff nobody talks OP. Stuff like Final Fantasy 14, Hogwarts Legacy or Forspoken. +--- 636267108 +>>636266546 +What goes around comes around they say, I used to make fun of old MMO faggots as I left those old pre-wow MMOs too for greener pastures, and as much as I enjoyed WoW throughout the years, I realized oldfags were right in many aspects, still dont agree with the world having to force you to play through entire grind areas in order to be a good MMO but they were right all along in most things +--- 636267120 +>>636266686 +youre making up stories that never happened because an MMO from 2004 lives rent free in your head +seek help +--- 636267498 +>>636254601 (OP) +I'm genuinely confused at how people think WoW ever had anything genuinely unique going for it after you're max level and raid maybe once or twice. I played classic/nost and I always stopped after getting to max and doing like 1 raid because what's interesting about farming plants or nodes? The only thing WoW had that was good checkpoint experiences, like hitting 10 to get talents, or getting the end spell of a talent tree, introduction to PvP at STV. After the first raids everything is just boring number increases so why bother? I don't get the Blizzard playerbase acting like Nu-WoW or Vanilla WoW have a great constant experience once you hit max level. +--- 636267704 +>>636267120 +>seek help +You should be the one to do that, what with your obsessive lying disorder and completely insane behavior. +It's incredible the lengths you addicts go to to defend something you can't leave. +--- 636267752 +>>636254601 (OP) +Any mentions on FFXIV? +--- 636267942 +>>636267498 +WoW at any point in time suffered from what every themepark MMO suffers. The "right" way to enjoy them is by bits, except the MMO community tends to burnout quickly because they gobble it up and because progression in themeparks is fast you often endup biting more than you can chew. +Now, and because the goal is moved further quickly people are pushed to remain in the game, this was multiplied in retail, and multiplied even more for every alt you are willing to continue, meaning you have to keep up with the ever increasing demands of the endgame and its community, expansion systems, gear, builds, minmax, etc. They are squeezing you dry for far less, I understand WoW always had this issue but it was nowhere near as bad as it is nowadays +--- 636268001 +>>636267752 +From him? didnt he "like" the game but not his cup of tea for a long term MMO? +--- 636268002 +Don't care better than FFXIV by a mile + +*DABS* +--- 636268139 +>>636268002 +FR, no cap! Better no diff. WoW bussin, XIV is sus! Facts no printer! +--- 636268312 +>>636267942 +>progression in themeparks is fast +retard +it takes the average CE guild (ie 1%ers) months to get through a raid tier +>and multiplied even more for every alt you are willing to continue +then stop making alts you wont actually play retard +>They are squeezing you dry for far less +except we get far more +--- 636268445 +>>636267024 +You know it's mostly bots, right? The subreddit is like 80% marketing automation too, people are catching on. +--- 636268607 +>>636267942 +I would enjoy this being the case, but the subscription model is present specifically to keep people playing. At least in classic world PvP was somewhat fun since you could have some random begging for help in a region chat like a natural event, the only similar thing I can think of is Guild Wars 2 meta events. Old WoW didn't have expanded wikis so people were always talking about stuff. Dataminers ruined a lot about MMOs DESU since nobody has a need to talk to anyone. Haven't played an MMO in years because of this "everything must be explained instantly" crap. +--- 636268653 +>>636268607 +>nobody has a need to talk to anyone +stop playing easy content you fucking retard +--- 636269041 +>>636268653 +>poopmaxxing sperg thinks you need hard content to talk to people + +Telling people about unique npcs locations or where some blueprint drops is cool knowledge to want to know or share with other people in the game. Sorry you have some social brainrot where you need to prove to everyone your better at something. +--- 636269102 +>>636257116 +lgbt is objectively bad, kill yourself faggot +--- 636269104 +>>636269041 +even 20 years ago there were forums for that shit you chimp +--- 636269110 +>>636254712 +Dead game, not dead gamer. +--- 636269186 +>>636269104 +>still sperging +Hope you get better anon. +--- 636269242 +>>636269186 +>deflecting because I called you a retard +retard +--- 636269250 +>>636254936 +>tranny retard expan. written by women and pedos is gOOD because its nOT a previous EXPA +>Amirite u guise???? +--- 636269272 +>>636268607 +>rare random event +Maybe but those arent the rule, besides, wpvp was rarely a fair encounter, specially with how many twink characters were there in classic compared to vanilla +--- 636269353 +>>636268312 +>top 1% content takes long +yes? Too bad the game wouldnt survive purely on that 1% +>stop making alts +lmao, why even give the fake option then +>except we get far more +we dont lmao, top single-digit% right? +--- 636269415 +>>636268653 +gfg, I guess you are too far gone, well, enjoy your dying game +--- 636269452 +>>636254601 (OP) +It's been dead for a while. They don't have any more trump cards. Lich king story is done, illidan story is done. There are no fan favourites characters left to use. +--- 636269702 +>>636269452 +>oh no heroes, Sargeras broke free! +>here comes Illidan, the failed jailer of big bad demon, men really can't do anything right +>oh he tripped and fell, Illidan is dead +>thankfully he has a secret daughter born in Outlands, she needs no man and means business +>no new classes or races btw +Next expansion leak, you saw it here first. +--- 636269846 +You WILL grind M+ all day for gear you don't need. + +You WILL clear the latest raid on Heroic but not Mythic because who cares any more. + +You WON'T PVP or pet battle because why would you. + +You won't even farm for old mog or mounts because you're over 30 now it was time to stop this nonsense a long time ago. + +But you WILL stay subbed. +--- 636269852 +>>636269702 +>thought it was real for a second +I mean, I would rather have them ignore Illidancel, he was too kino. But given the situation, the women at blizzard are all of the "i can fix him" kind, they are going to kill him for good next time +--- 636269909 +>>636254601 (OP) +>WoW sucked so fucking badly that his wife went to go play FF14 +>Chose to not join in with her or even consider giving it a try +>Doubled down on his Blizzard shilling +>Refused to play FF14 because of his weird hatred of Japanese things +>Literally couldn't accept bunny girls as cute or attractive and felt the attractiveness of the player models in FF14 made him uncomfortable +>Now gets to sit there constantly shilling for a permanently dying game where the characters are all furries and the endgame is grinding endless Mythic+ + +He deserves it all. And I'm not saying anyone should play FF14 in particular, but I enjoy laughing at this fucking shill. +--- 636270087 +>>636269909 +wait is that the one who compared viera to hitler? +--- 636270221 +>>636269846 +>poopsocked my way through m+ all the way up to +16 +>managed to aotc in the rarest aotc to this day +>managed to glad last bfa season...as a paladin AND without updated azerite bs +>love pet battles +>unsubbed then asked for a refund +>enjoyed the refund bux somewhere else +And thats the moment where I left the game for good. Been playing old early 2000s games since then, I clearly wasted too much time playing WoW, completely ignoring a fair amount of gems from those days +--- 636270320 +jesus christ +--- 636270415 +>>636269353 +>yes? +cool so its nothing about theme parks +>lmao, why even give the fake option then +its not a fake option, if YOU dont want to actually play the alt then dont make one. For those who actually want to play alts its fine +>we dont lmao +we do +old expacs copy pasted raids, had patches with literally zero (0) new content and only system changes, patches with only a raid and nothing else +Now we get a new zone, raid and dungeons in a standard patch +--- 636270471 +>>636270221 +>+16s +>poopsocking +nice larp shitter +you never got glad +--- 636270473 +>>636270320 +>people tried to convince me of playing their shit game because of the shitty WEG looking bitch dragon +and am glad I didn't give in +--- 636270642 +>>636270087 +Yes, and then sperged out over someone calling him out on it +--- 636270669 +>4.0 Nefarian's secret laboratory +>10.1 Deathwing's secret laboratory +--- 636270727 +>>636260170 +I'm a fucking boomer that was so hyped to play WoW that I joined empty leaked beta servers just so I could experience it. The true appeal for me was the world, exploration and levelling. Then I reached 60 and all that discovery and wonder just evaporate in favor of meh pvp and raiding. The illusion just shattered and I became accutely aware of how artificial everything was. Spending hundreds of hours just to get some purple items? Why? +Then TBC recaptured that sense of wonder briefly but the fire was gone and I quit. Tried again briefly in cataclysm and again in legion but that knowledge that it's all fake just hindered the experience irreparably +--- 636270743 +>>636270669 +He uuhhh +He just had a lot of secrets, ok? +--- 636270834 +>>636269909 +He didn't finish EW and hasn't touched the game in over year. Went on a political tirade during the Garlemald section and dropped it. +--- 636270851 +>>636270743 +Nefarian and Deathwing arent the same person retard +--- 636270878 +>>636270471 +>glad is hard +glad is dead easy in the final season of every expansion, specially if you no life it +>m+ is hard +hardest part of m+ at those levels is getting past the r.io faggotry, mechanics wise its much easier than any heroic raid and gets easier if you played an easy class/spec. I was never interested in esports so never cared going through above a +16 +--- 636271029 +>>636270851 +Deathwing still had a lot of secrets, retard +--- 636271151 +>>636259203 +I don't agree, people addicted to MMO's are even gayer than console fags that will get extremely pissy at another MMO because of sunk cost fallacy. Imagine spending years and years in a game you utterly despise because you can't let go of the good ol' days, just so another MMO comes and makes you realize you wasted years of your life on a single video game. Instead of accepting the game is shit and moving on, they lash out in denial by coming up with loads of reasons why their friends are leaving, in the same way a drug addict lashes out when you tell them they have a problem and blames a scapegoat to cope. +--- 636271180 +>>636255248 +Peole were begging for generic fantasy adventure instead of cosmic threats, are you telling me that internet voice doesn't represent the actual playerbase?? Or that you are all just clueless and don't know what is happening and base all your dumb reality perception on a youtube thumbnail? Probably both +--- 636271214 +>>636269909 +Makes me laugh that people cringe at XIV and its assortment of generally attractive races and then they go on to play the atrociously ugly characters in WoW. It's okay to be attracted to the bunny girls +--- 636271290 +>>636255248 +>nobody really give a shit of dragons +Sure, like everyone cared about the Shadowlands with stupid vampires and the blue man group. +--- 636271357 +>>636257324 +How are you struggling with such a simple concept? +Mentally healthy people find dealing with faggotry exhausting. +--- 636271385 +>>636254601 (OP) +Now WoW will be dead thanks to you snoy fucks blocking our deal!! +--- 636271543 +>>636259735 +What is it with woman and men with autogynephilia that make them want a pet rat? I can understand maybe something like a mouse, but rats are filthy disgusting rodents, I swear woman are retarded. +Also no one cares about your rats you dumbass ratposter. +--- 636271547 +>>636270878 +>glad is dead easy in the final season of every expansion +final seasons do not have higher rating inflation +you do not play pvp, you did not get glad +--- 636271669 +We're all gonna make it, wowbros. +--- 636271913 +>10.1 +>Zaralek is a typical event, rare enemy and world quest gap zone which looks similar to Deepholm's worst sections. Nothing remotely interesting about it +>In fact some of the textures are from Deepholm and others are from Legion zones +>New race is a shrunken Furbolg model +>New raid is another hidden black dragonflight laboratory full of failed experiments and even has a boss which is the same as Chimaeron in Nefarian's descent laboratory +>Five different upgrade currencies and six different gear upgrade types because why not? +>Cross faction guilds any sense of competitiveness between the factions further +>Inconsistency in voice acting throughout 10.1 campaign. Sometimes Ebonhorn is voiced and Sabellian is not +>Male Dwarf npc identifying as a woman added +>Doubling down on the horrendous Dragonflight profession system +>Bugs still persisting left and right from Dragonflight's prelaunch like the inability to shift into moonkin form's appearance +--- 636272898 +>>636271913 +>>Male Dwarf npc identifying as a woman added + +No fucking way. +--- 636273257 +>>636254936 +>panic and give everyone what they want +Who asked for gay Centaurs? +--- 636273260 +>>636254847 +Everyone on this planet laughs at tranny wow +--- 636273298 +>>636271913 +>Male Dwarf npc identifying as a woman added +--- 636273563 +>>636271913 +>Zaralek is a typical event, rare enemy and world quest gap zone which looks similar to Deepholm's worst sections. +most of the cave is filled with magma and looks nothing like deepholm, having crystals doesnt make the zones anything alike +>In fact some of the textures are from Deepholm and others are from Legion zones +neither of these are true +>New race is a shrunken Furbolg model +also not true +I know you illiterate 3rd worlders still cant understand this but a skeleton and model are not the same thing +>New raid is another hidden black dragonflight laboratory full of failed experiments and even has a boss which is the same as Chimaeron in Nefarian's descent laboratory +yes its a classic theme in the black dragonflight story +No, there is no boss that looks like chimaeron +>Five different upgrade currencies and six different gear upgrade types because why not? +because there are different difficulties in the game and harder modes need their own currency +It all functions the same +>Cross faction guilds any sense of competitiveness between the factions further +eek ook esl +>Inconsistency in voice acting throughout 10.1 campaign. Sometimes Ebonhorn is voiced and Sabellian is not +Never has every single line for an NPC been voiced +>Male Dwarf npc identifying as a woman added +Didnt happen +>Doubling down on the horrendous Dragonflight profession system +the only time professions have actually been useful in all of WoW is not horrendous +>Bugs still persisting left and right from Dragonflight's prelaunch like the inability to shift into moonkin form's appearance +enough of the ESL babble you stupid spic +you can shift into both moonkin and glyphed moonkin form just fine +--- 636273637 +>>636273563 +>Never has every single line for an NPC been voiced +Legion was fully voiced +--- 636273845 +>>636273637 +No it wasnt +--- 636274156 +>>636273845 +All main characters were voiced +--- 636274236 +>>636273563 +>>636273298 +>>636272898 +It seriously is in the game. Look up Ralph Frostfoe +--- 636274370 +>>636273563 +hello xir, can I interest you in early access to trading post item for just 10 dollars? +--- 636274806 +>>636254712 +more like rACKful amirite +--- 636274950 +>>636254936 +>>636255248 +I really don't give a shit for the Dragonflight story. +--- 636275106 +>>636274950 +But you cared for SL story. What's wrong with you? +--- 636275112 +>>636267752 +He couldn't handle all the racial plot point and rage quit. +--- 636275215 +>>636274236 +>Has the quintessential butch lesbian look but with an added beard +>Voice lines are still DwarfMaleStandard +Heh diff --git a/v/636255002.txt b/v/636255002.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..81d0dd4c5babb9a3f614c299c2fe41e68489b8f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636255002.txt @@ -0,0 +1,216 @@ +----- +--- 636255002 +post you're mouse +--- 636255067 +>>636255002 (OP) +Deathadder v2 :^) +--- 636255090 +There can be only one true King +--- 636255107 +>>636255067 +>razer shit +lmao +--- 636255296 +>>636255107 +Um....problem, sweaty? +--- 636255301 +>>636255002 (OP) +>you're mouse +no +am not +--- 636255337 +>>636255002 (OP) +It's big, cheap, comfy and has 6 shortcut buttons +--- 636255441 +>>636255002 (OP) +Logitech G700. Discontinued but still goat +--- 636255449 +>>636255296 +the joke's one you lmao +--- 636255512 +>>636255449 + +Why? I have two Mamba Elites are they're perfect mice. +--- 636255610 +Recommend me a basic bitch but reliable and long-lasting wireless mouse. My desk is near the bed, and sometimes I just wanna lie down and watch anime or something and I don't wanna get up to rewind or put the PC to sleep mode. +--- 636255842 +>>636255610 +Unironic GOAT if you just want to comfortably watch shit from bed. +The random one I got from Aliexpress 4 or 5 years ago still just werks. +--- 636256134 +>>636255337 +>comfy +Idk, it took a while for me to get used to it +It was rather nice once I did, I'll give you that + +Unfortunately, motherfucker started double clicking rather early, and I just decided I'll stick to no-nonsense basic bitch mice like the Logitech m120 +Which started double clicking too + +Are my hands just doomed to make everything double click forever +--- 636256721 +I swear by this mouse. It's the best mouse i've ever had and it's held up for YEARS. fuck overpriced razors. the fucking alienware of peripherals. +--- 636256868 +>>636256721 +The only thing I ever see people complain about with Razer is how they're "overpriced" +Poorfags, poorfags everywhere +--- 636257075 +>>636255186 +I got a MS Intellimouse 3.0 in 2003 for the first PC that I bought myself, and it functioned perfectly until 2013. Right click stopped working. These days no mouse works that long. +--- 636257132 +>>636256868 +why you buy it if it doesn't give you anything better then? it raises your social status on certain circles or something? like an iphone or a rolex would? +--- 636257312 +They discontinued the G603 which sucks because now there exists no wireless gaming mice with 3 month battery time anymore +--- 636257384 +Simple, cheap, and its cheapness shines through as it usually only lasts about 8 months before it starts double clicking. But at like $15 bucks I don't mind just buying a new one once a year. Though the latest one I got also randomly makes horrid, ear piercing squeaks, and I have no idea how it's even doing that, but it's definitely the mouse. +Would really like to find a more solid mouse of similar size, grip and weight that'd last a good while longer, but haven't had much luck. I don't need nor want extra buttons or anything. Just left, right & middle click and wheel. +--- 636257480 +>>636256868 +>Poorfags, poorfags everywhere +Anon, people spend the same amount of money just on better hardware. +--- 636257898 +>>636257480 +>better hardware +lol +--- 636258273 +NOTICE: Never buy a Corsair mouse. The wheel is poorly constructed, and normal use over 1-2 weeks will break it. The axel snaps off and the wheel drops inside the chassis. Mine broke in 2 weeks, I got a replacement via warranty, and then the replacement broke the same way in 1 week. I don't understand how it passed QA. +--- 636258320 +whatever the cheap steelseries one from walmart is +--- 636258836 +>>636255002 (OP) +--- 636259456 +>>636255002 (OP) +--- 636260006 +zowie fk2. + +had a za11 but the sensor was a bit funky, the scroll wheel was mushy, and although higher profile than an FK it wasn't really any easier to hold. + +I also have a g-pro wireless mint in a box. +has a nicer scroll wheel than the fk2 but I'm saving it for travelling. +--- 636260152 +>>636256868 +they're also shit. and they need bloated software to even use them. the only worthwhile razer mouse is the naga because it fits a certain niche. +--- 636260426 +>>636255002 (OP) +--- 636261727 +Are wireless mouses still terrible? +--- 636261809 +>>636255002 (OP) +--- 636264758 +What's the best mouse I can get for around 10 bucks bros +--- 636266282 +>>636255842 +That's cool and all, but what is it called. Also your file is corrupted or something, because it can't load the full sized image. +--- 636266419 +>>636261809 +Logitech mice are shit. I had a $40 one for not even six months and it started double clicking like crazy. +--- 636266523 +How to clean mouse? +--- 636266579 +>>636266419 +that's a steelseries mouse, you blind bastard +--- 636266643 +>>636255258 +I have that exact same one. It's been ok so far. Though I tend to accidentally make it more sensitive by touching the one button at times. +--- 636266817 +Any suggestions for wired MMO mice that have onboard profile support and don't start to die within 6-12 months? Love this thing for the most part but I'm on my third goddamn one. +--- 636266892 +How is the deathadder essential +Or anything better at the same price range? +--- 636267176 +I fell for the laser switches meme after my old logitech started double clicking. +It's a good mouse, but I wish I'd just bought a cheaper wireless mouse since I've fallen off FPS games completely. +--- 636267447 +>>636255296 +This is what I got a few months ago. It's been a perfect replacement for what I need but goddamn I hate the ugly razer logo. At least with the lights switched off you cant see it +--- 636267453 +>>636257312 +FUCK, they discontinued it? I unironically preferred the 603 to the 703 because of the regular battery and bluetooth letting me switch to my laptop without fucking with the dongle. What the fuck were they thinking +--- 636267609 +>>636266817 +I'm happy with redragon M908. when I first bought it 3 years ago it was squeaking but that went away after few months. it's aging like wine and probably much cheaper than corsair or razor +--- 636267631 +>>636261809 +I've been thinking of getting the Steelseries rival 3 +--- 636267682 +>>636267609 +God that is ugly +--- 636267818 +>>636267682 +who cares? it's the only mmo mouse non-manlets can comfortably use +--- 636267849 +>>636255150 +That's a rat +--- 636267859 +>>636266817 +the only real options are the G600 and razer naga. some of the naha models have changeable side plates so if your buttons somehow die on you you can just buy a replacement. +--- 636267884 +is there a good gaming mouse if you have bigger hands +--- 636268007 +>>636266523 +They usually clean themselves but you can use luke warm water, no soap and dont stroke against the grain +--- 636268058 +Glorious model D for me. Wish it was a bit lighter but every other lightweight mouse I've seen is symmetrical and those feel really uncomfortable to me. +Plus it's really cheap so I don't care if it breaks. +--- 636268092 +>>636261809 +I've been using 310 for a while I wanted to get a new one as the rubber on the sides finally peeled off but man it's still a comfy mouse even without the rubbers +--- 636268292 +>>636257384 +Retard +--- 636268593 +>>636267453 +Yeah most stores has it as out of stock or discontinued, and it's not listed as a product on logitech's website anymore either. + +I'm hoping they come out with something similar soon. +--- 636269126 +About to cope some hate I feel like +I use it for work because it's apparently a good office mouse (???) and I'm too lazy to have a 2nd mouse that I change to for gaming. +--- 636269246 +>>636269126 +same here +--- 636269671 +>>636267884 +microsoft intellimouse 3.0 +--- 636269758 +About to buy a G Pro Wireless. Is it the best wireless mouse? +--- 636269941 +>>636267609 +Honestly, for the price I'll give it a shot. + +>>636267859 +Might look into the Naga models if the other one doesn't work out. As for the G600, I can't recall what it was but something about G-Hub kept annoying the hell out of me when I installed it for a webcam to the point that I uninstalled it and just dealt with it defaulting to bad settings instead. Wish I at least knew what annoyed me so much so I could check if it's still an issue. +--- 636270039 +>>636255337 +>It's big +It's one of if not the smallest logitech mouse +--- 636270452 +>>636269758 +I've daily driven the GPX for 4ish months now, super comfortable and deserving of the hype. +--- 636270579 +Logitech G502 (wireless) +--- 636270621 +>>636255002 (OP) +microsoft basic optical mouse v2.0 + +>>636264758 +microsoft basic optical mouse v2.0 +--- 636271910 +never used other 2 side plates +--- 636272302 +Just received it, pretty decent and not overpriced +--- 636272448 +Imagine unironically needing to have more than 2 buttons lmao +--- 636272797 +>>636255002 (OP) +--- 636272935 +>>636272448 +Give me one mouse with 2 (or 3 including scroll) buttons that does not start double clicking in a few months +--- 636272975 +if your mouse doesn't have holes you are a sissy +--- 636273434 +>>636267884 +lose weight pig +--- 636273470 +>using an actual mouse +Were you all born in the 90s diff --git a/v/636255558.txt b/v/636255558.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..68b929b12934ac1ec6bbb78241a1bc30b3164610 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636255558.txt @@ -0,0 +1,302 @@ +----- +--- 636255558 +What do you think will happen to Xbox and Phil in the future? +The recent interview was very resigned and somewhat defeatist. Please avoid shitposting. +--- 636255604 +>>636255558 (OP) +Stealing from an anon a summary of the interview + +>Xbox reviewed Redfall internally and thought it would be at least 70%+ +>Argues that there's no point delaying a game that is fundamentally failing when it comes to it's intended gameplay systems. Basically says that games should be delayed when there are technical/performance issues as opposed to just delaying games 4ever until they magically become good +>Reiterates multiple times that Redfall is disappointing, but that Xbox as the publisher is responsible +>Acknowledges that gamers are fed up of being told "just wait next year" but is confident that they're finally going to start hitting the AAA game per 3 month goal they set during the Xbone era +>Promises that we're finally going to get updates on some of the bigger games that we haven't heard much about at the showcase next month +>Argues that no one is going to abandon a console ecosystem after a decade of buying games on it, earning achievements in it and building friend lists with others in it due to a couple of big 10/10 games +>Due to this belief he argues that Xbox needs to distinguish itself from Sony/Nintendo by offering something unique, specifically the ability to play anywhere across multiple device types (which Gamepass Ultimate is trying to do with Mobile/Console/PC and cloud streaming) +>States that they're still trying to do the Acti-Blizz merger and that they don't view Cloud gaming as a major aspect of the games industry yet, hence why they were surprised by the UK CMA's decision +>States multiple times that he knows the buck stops with him but can't help but feel like he's in "cranky mode" with himself because Redfall and the CMA's decision both blindsided Xbox +>Genuinely seems to be aware of the negative perception Xbox has, tells people not to listen to him until they "have the controller in their hands" +--- 636255695 +he knows he'll be fired soon so he didn't care about maintaining any semblance of respect for the company +he diluted the brand pretty hard with all the failures +--- 636255794 +>>636255695 +He more or less alludes to the fact that he's going to be replaced, so yeah. It was real talk from a guy with an impossible job. +--- 636255862 +>>636255558 (OP) +The dude straight up admitted he's overpaid lmao he's fucking done +--- 636255923 +>>636255794 +microsoft is a big ship, it turns really slowly, one guy at the top cant fix everything +--- 636255989 +>>636255558 (OP) +Link to the interview? +--- 636256001 +>>636255881 +--- 636256006 +>>636255604 +>>>Due to this belief he argues that Xbox needs to distinguish itself from Sony/Nintendo by offering something unique, specifically the ability to play anywhere across multiple device types (which Gamepass Ultimate is trying to do with Mobile/Console/PC and cloud streaming) +MAKE A HANDHELD YOU FUCKS +YOU OWN WINDOWS +--- 636256528 +>>636255558 (OP) +as long as they keep making compact and cheap entries like Series S I'm fine with their dogshit exclusives. It's not like Sony's exclusives are that much better. I only have one to play SF6, FromSoft games and a few GamePass games. + +that said, if Sony launches a Series S equivalent and improves their GP equivalent I'd switch in a heartbeat, I prefer DualShock/Sense and there are a few interesting exclusives like Nioh and that one sackboy platformer +--- 636256541 +>>636255989 +https://youtu.be/yKwfEQ1eEyM [Embed] +--- 636257228 +Miyeon! +--- 636257454 +>>636255558 (OP) +Hopefully total collapse of Xbox and liquidation of its franchises to Sony, Nintendo, and other third party publishers. Nintendo deserves to reacquire Rare and Playstation or EA could do a better job with Halo and Gears of War if they wanted. Phil Spencer should be blacklisted from any and all industries, especially video games. +--- 636257558 +>>636256528 +>It's not like Sony's exclusives are that much better + +Wrong. So, embarrassingly wrong. Sony's exclusives are all top tier. They have never put out anything anywhere near as bad as the likes of Halo Infinite, Crackdown 3, or Redfall. +--- 636257705 +>>636257558 +>Sony's exclusives are all top tier. +Everything since Bloodborne has been mediocre, journalist pandering slop. Only Nintendo makes top tier exclusives. +--- 636257728 +>>636255604 +>Argues that there's no point delaying a game that is fundamentally failing when it comes to it's intended gameplay systems. +thinking about this in light of the suicide squad delay makes me think he's right, it's not like they can rework the whole game into something different even with a year +might as well take the hit and move on +--- 636257876 +The second EDF 6 comes out on PS5 i'm selling my Xbox. +Halo was shit. +Gears 5 was woke shit. +I'm done. +--- 636258008 +The fact that they're still chasing the Activision acquisition just means they don't know anything about the gaming industry. They're just chasing trends. Still not sure how they didn't learn from the OG Xbox days that cultivating developers and taking chances on new games in better and cheaper for them. They got Halo one of the most influential FPS out of it. Now they're doing the opposite and trying to get the big names instead of cultivating their own studios and games. +--- 636258061 +>>636255604 +>>Argues that there's no point delaying a game that is fundamentally failing when it comes to it's intended gameplay systems. Basically says that games should be delayed when there are technical/performance issues as opposed to just delaying games 4ever until they magically become good +I don't agree with this. Look at Dead Island 2. It is the bland run of the mil zombie killing sim. However it is PERFECT from a technical standpoint and runs FLAWLESSLY even on prevgen systems. The game is ~75 yet the general reception is positive and they sold a lot. There is absolutely no reason to put out a game which runs like shit and has glaring TECHNICAL flaws, especially not as a first party. You don't think you can make Redfall better from a gameplay perspective? Sure. But doesn't make it look and run like shit! That is just negative PR. If it runs well then fanboys can fight over it endlessly and you didn't lose much. But the technical issues are obvious to anyone... +--- 636258157 +I actually kinda don't blame Phil or Xbox for this. Honestly, modern AAA video game development just isn't working. Fueling billions of dollars and decades of work from thousands of people into a product that comes out subpar is just not something that's sustainable. The only shit that even sells in the AAA-tier anymore are soulless remakes and remasters that pander to millennial nostalgia. + +Modern video game developers don't know how to optimize and code. +Modern video game writers don't know how to tell stories and write consistent character dialogue. +Modern designers don't know how to make a unique UI that isn't minimalist garbage. + +I have never seen an industry in more dire need of a crash than this one. +--- 636258563 +>>636255604 +>gamers are fed up of being told "just wait next year" + +how about not announcing games years ahead. +fucking marketing morons wanting to create 'hype'... +--- 636258575 +>>636255881 +Grounded is so fucking good. I loaded up the game the other day and I forgot how many great ideas it has. The updates are great too. I wish it was a bit more casual, the grinding part is a bit tiresome even on easy. +--- 636258745 +>>636255558 (OP) +More like Greenfall +--- 636259703 +>>636257558 +>Sony's exclusives are all top tier +like 90% of them are movie "games" for babies and megacasuals. Literally Kirby tier easy. +--- 636260456 +>>636258575 +I like that I can turn off the food/water mechanic, annoying ass shit that serves no purpose. +--- 636261139 +>>636260456 +You can turn it off now? Neat. Although it was still cool hunting for water and soda droplets early on. +--- 636261495 +>>636255558 (OP) +Until sony or nintendo allows gamepass on their console they will stick around forever. That will never happen because no platform holder will ever allow another store on their platform. +--- 636261760 +I’m glad people are pointing out Xbox’s lack of games but who cares about red fall gamers get outraged at the most random things if Starfield turns out to be shit then I understand the outrage but who had expectations for red fall? +--- 636261835 +>>636255604 +Even if he thought it was a 70% why release it? I'd think at some point it's better to have nothing then a sea of yellow on metacritic. It's hard to sympathize with that given the massive battle chest microsoft is working with. Presumably (if the abk deal falls through) there gonna lose something like 3 billion. Couldn't some of that have been used on timed exclusivity as they deal with delay after delay? Would help their image somewhat. +--- 636261907 +>>636261760 +Microsoft should be able to release at least two good aaa games a year given the amount of resources they have. +--- 636262215 +>>636255558 (OP) +They'll keep limping on as usual I presume. I could imagine they might drop out of consoles altogether to chase PC gaming but that would probably backfire as angry xbox fans would swear off of microsoft, kick up a major fuss and thrn no one would bother to move from steam anyway. +--- 636262278 +>>636255862 +All CEO's are overpaid. +--- 636262406 +>>636255862 +that is common +--- 636262415 +>>636255881 +grounded released in 2020, other two are 2021. only one recent game. this is just not enough +--- 636262447 +>>636262215 +>monopoly bad +>give entire home console market to sony +Nintendo is a handheld before any of you fags say anything. +--- 636262508 +>>636255558 (OP) +Are they serious about Redfall being a creative game or was it all just damage control? I really hope Phil doesn't sink anymore money into that dumpster fire and starts laying off some people responsible for it but it doesn't sound like it. +--- 636262970 +>>636261907 +Why? Nintendo hasn't released a good game since BotW. Sony hasn't released a good game since Spiderman. +--- 636263032 +>>636262447 +Well there's a difference between buying your way into a non-competitive position and ending up in a non-competitive position because your competitors gave up. It's not like courts could force microsoft to keep the xbox brand going if they felt it wasn't profitable. +--- 636263049 +>>636262970 +>botw +>spider man +>good +kek +--- 636263562 +>>636263032 +but Sony is absolutely using money to buy themselves into a non-competitive position. If Microsoft is doing as badly as you claim, there is no logical reason for Sony to have campaigned so hard to block the Activision deal. Or for Sony to keep paying japanese devs like Square Enix to keep their games away from xbox. +--- 636264074 +>>636262215 +Why wouldn't they just turn xboxes into prebuild PC's with gaming in mind? Just have the devs add hardware requirements like "xbox 2026 or newer" and have yearly release cycle. Better for milking whales, less overhead on production and software side of things and ends the dumb split between windows and xbox that exists because Bill Gates wanted to sell consoles once upon a time. +--- 636264117 +I really respect his honesty about this, but i think he has too much of a negative approach. +XBOX still can do well and carve a niche for itself, but they keep fucking up. + +Sony is pretty much now only blockbuster type movie-games like TLOU or Spider-Man or God of War. They completely abandoned games like Gravity Rush and other unique AA titles they had. +Games like that could be XBOXs bread and butter if they were just willing to just get actual fucking talent and grab the reigns for their studios. Also they should fire everyone 343 as they keep assraping Halo for fucking years now. + +Also they keep announcing games and not releasing them: +>Where is Fable? +>Where is Avowed? +>Where is Stalker 2? +Not to mention they have so many IPs they could use like Jet Set Radio etc. and get other third parties to make games for them. + +Scalebound was a failure but honestly i believe it wasn't MS fault at all looking at how retarded and mismanaged Platinum Games is now. + +Main issue is they have identity crisis and need to get their shit together and decide on something because right now there is really no real reason to get an XBOX. +--- 636264224 +>>636264117 +>I really respect his honesty about this, +That's the one thing you shouldn't be doing. He's playing a lamb for the regulators. +--- 636264370 +What was really worrisome about Phil interview was the part where he said that "making good games doesnt help selling consoles" +He is pretty much revealing that their future plans are releasing only low quality Gamepass fodder +--- 636264551 +>>636264370 +They don't want to sell consoles they want to sell their services and games. And the games they've been releasing games people play and rate well. +--- 636264637 +>>636264117 +I think people are exagerrating what is really happening here. Most normies simply don't give a shit about exclusives one way or another. They mostly buy consoles to play popular third party multiplat releases for an affordable price and without the complexity of PC gaming. Microsoft offering good hardware for a good price point was already enough to make the Series consoles a success. Just because they aren't outselling the PS5 or Switch doesn't mean that by their own internal standards it isn't a huge improvement over the Xbox One. +--- 636264879 +>>636264117 +>Where is Fable? +>Where is Avowed? +>Where is Stalker 2? +Fable is massively mismanaged, at this point we're at like 4th iteration of "fable game after 3". +Avowed will probably only come out after the Outer Worlds 2(I keep forgetting the 1st one was even a thing). +Stalker 2 most likely got delayed by a couple of years because of war. + +I'd aay the only really damning one there is Fable because Legends was announced in like 2013, they've been developing it for at least 10 years and have nothing to show for it. +--- 636264896 +>>636264370 +I mean, Sony pretty much confirmed that same exact thing by how panicked they are about the Activision deal. If Sony really had any confidence in their exclusive line-up, why are they so worried about losing 1 game like CoD? I can tell you for me personally, no Sony exclusive has come anywhere close to make me consider buying a PS5, so the same would obviously be true for Playstation owners. +--- 636266115 +>>636255558 (OP) +they should abandon xbox brand and console business in general and put all their chips into xcloud and gamepass. with that strategy instead of 50 to 100 million users their reach would be 3 to 5 billion users. they should definitely continue buying every 3rd party publisher they could get their hands on. also offer snoys and nintendo generous 30% cut if they allow gamepass on their platforms if not, it's their loss. another good strategy would be to start building true metaverse powered by AI tech and their azure infrastructure and launch it before 2030. whoever figures it out and gets there first will be able to generate trillions of dollars in the coming decades. +--- 636266476 +>>636264879 +Fable is such a tragic IP. I don't know why the fuck Fable III ticked them off so wrong, the game wasn't THAT bad, it had some good ideas that could've been expanded upon in Fable IV, a game that in my opinion should've been released around 2015 or so. It really shouldn't be that difficult for them to make a good game out of what they did with Fable III. +Now what exactly are we awaiting for them to make? A clone of Breath of the Wild? Dark Souls but with Fable? All I wanted was Fable. +--- 636266763 +>>636261139 +You can heavily customise how you play now, it's in difficulty settings I think. +--- 636267442 +>>636261835 +If they knew it wasn’t great, why release it at $70? Ridiculous and no respect for the 10 people on their platform. +--- 636268204 +>>636261760 +It’s not red fall specific, it’s that another game has dropped, and it’s been a disappointment, and now the fans are back to waiting endlessly with nothing to play. + +And you know starfield will be ass. 0 chance it’ll be good. +--- 636268757 +>>636268204 +Eh, still a better deal than ps5 +--- 636268817 +>>636268757 +Keep telling yourself that +--- 636270021 +Every single xbox exclusive is either a destiny reskin or some shitty minecraft clone +--- 636270403 +>>636255558 (OP) +phil is going to have to start putting his foot on the throats of some of the people under him mainly the ones that work for 343 halo has been an absolute mess since they took over,he should be counting his blessings so far that sony doesn't have any kind of big multiplayer shooter tied to them +--- 636270812 +>>636255558 (OP) +Microsoft will start porting its exclusives to PS5 within the next year. +--- 636270840 +Bye bye Phil. First Mattrick killed the Xbox brand and Spencer ran it and and it's IPs into the ground. Excited to see what kind of incompetence the next leader will bring +--- 636271694 +>>636270812 +Bernie would unironically be an improvement over phill. RIP +--- 636271724 +>>636270403 +Infinite was good. (I only played campaign) +--- 636271906 +>>636270812 +Snoys +>Xbox is shit and it has no games +Also snoys +>OMG PLEASE PORT HI-FI RUSH, STARFIELD, SEA OF THIEVES AND FORZA HORIZON TO PS5 +kek +--- 636272074 +No, Phils just still thinking that if he keeps spending money things will work out. It won't, buying these companies does nothing. There's no reason for it anyway. +--- 636273327 +>>636255558 (OP) +>>636255604 +>>Xbox reviewed Redfall internally and thought it would be at least 70%+ +This is what worries me the most. Seems to me like MS seriously has no idea of what can pass as a decent game. If they genuinly think this was a 7/10 (atleast) then their bar is incredibly low. That does not bode well for the future. +--- 636273587 +>>636255881 +>had to go back 2 years just to find that +>Halo Infinite nowhere to be seen +--- 636273762 +>>636273327 +I can honestly see the suits doing their mock reviews +>This game has an open world, guns, and zombie like creatures. With these features that are popular with the mainstream audience we believe that this will be a minimum 7/10. +--- 636273781 +Xbox has forza. So it wins. +--- 636274009 +What exclusive AAA games are on the PS5 now anyway? The last one was GOW: Ragnarok and it reviewed very well. +But other than VR stuff they only released a subpar DLC for Homorizon. I guess the only AAA they will release this year is Spiderman 2? I don't see any games from Naught Dog, Santa Monica or Sucker Punch any time soon. +--- 636274173 +>>636256006 +>implying that Ranjits can make Windows work well on handheld even with source code access +--- 636274437 +I am always wondering why there are these huge stories and discussions about platforms when, in 2023, they are all essentially the same thing. + +"Consoles", as we know them, have been dead since 2013. +Now you just have the literal definition of consoles which is "PC terminals" but just for gaming. +Xbox is just the least purchased terminal. At worst that will mean that Microsoft will stop making them at some point, but why is this a big deal to us? +In terms of actual games, nothing will change. +Phil even said that them "owning" a game studio means nothing except that they can put their games on Game Pass. +Obsidian is still Obsidian and won't die when the terminal will stop being manufactured. +If Microsoft stops making consoles, they'll continue selling Game Pass on PlayStation and Nintendo Switch. +--- 636274669 +>>636274437 +>Phil even said that them "owning" a game studio means nothing except that they can put their games on Game Pass. +Then why is he still trying to buy shit out? It's done nothing +--- 636274718 +>>636274437 +Sony's not going to allow them on the Playstation even if MS leaves consoles because Game Pass is a direct competitor to PS Plus and neither is Nintendo. It's more likely that they will do the same like what they are doing with the ASUS ROG Ally and collaborating with different manufacturers to make high spec machines that run Xbox content than a singular Xbox and contract them out to the likes of Samsung, LG and other tech corps. +--- 636274872 +>>636255558 (OP) +I would feel bad for Xbox if it weren't for the dogshit leadership at Xbox. They brought it on themselves and I'm not talking about the Xbone disaster. + +>kill all your major IPs by giving them to incompetent people +>completely abandon your console users by focusing gaypass streaming shit +>fail to capitalize on covid +>fail to capitalize on Sony too busy sniffing their own farts +>fund generic woke nigger shit then act surprised when it fails +>buy studios and publishers then do nothing with them +--- 636275034 +>>636255558 (OP) +It has been over for Microsoft for a long time. +--- 636275036 +>>636274718 +So going the 3DO route? How well did that work out again? To be fair if anyone could do it, it would probably be Microsoft with how much money they make as a corporation. diff --git a/v/636256503.txt b/v/636256503.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4b828525c58135a390d4315f1f61a24e3a591c68 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636256503.txt @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +----- +--- 636256503 +When was the last time you played vidya with a girl? +--- 636256624 +>>636256503 (OP) +When I was last in Japan +--- 636256678 +>>636256503 (OP) +There wasn't even a first time. +--- 636256871 +On Tuesday I did the weekly core hunt with my wife. Come on lads, rock n stone. +--- 636257570 +>>636256871 +>rock n stone +Good game +--- 636258457 +Today with my little sister. +--- 636258878 +Never +--- 636259347 +played sims 4 with my gf. man that game is shit +--- 636262060 +Two days ago I played Dragons Crown with my gf, before that we beat RE5 +--- 636265151 +Played Frostpunk with my younger sister a while ago, she got to decide what laws to sign and what overarching strategy/goals to follow, while I took care of the implementation. Pretty fun. +>But what about the kids? +>I DONT CARE, SEND THEM TO THE MINES. +--- 636265373 +>>636256503 (OP) +Co-op'd The Last of Us with my sister after finishing the show. +The game doesn't actually have a proper co-op mode, but we just took turns playing. She would do the exploring and looting, I would do the stealth and combat (because she was very bad at it lol). +Always thought the game was quite mediocre, but the experience is elevated when you're with someone else for sure. +--- 636265743 +>>636256503 (OP) +Middle school... Fuck my life... +--- 636265817 +>>636258457 +Is she hot? +--- 636268658 +Guys, I fucking LOVE white pantsu. +--- 636269016 +>>636256503 (OP) +>last time you played vidya with a girl? +I can't remember the last time I had a proper conversation with one +--- 636271469 +A very long time ago! +--- 636271781 +Meira balls +--- 636271857 +>>636256503 (OP) +I only play games with germans +>>636271440 → +--- 636271886 +>>636256503 (OP) +This isn’t the thread… +--- 636273329 +>>636269016 +Man. diff --git a/v/636256803.txt b/v/636256803.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7c0eb077ed0e0b9d87a1d0c76c690f0742e78e52 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636256803.txt @@ -0,0 +1,531 @@ +----- +--- 636256803 +Play Cyberpunk 2077 +--- 636256947 +I did; its boring as fuck. +--- 636257137 +>>636256803 (OP) +When it's good +--- 636257198 +>>636256803 (OP) +i was gonna start this weekend +how much time should i spend on char creation +--- 636257247 +I still can't believe the people who made the Witcher 2 and 3 made this shit +--- 636257313 +>>636256803 (OP) +Trannycuck2077 +--- 636257352 +>>636257247 +>the people who made the Witcher 2 and 3 made this shit +They didn't. +--- 636257432 +>>636256803 (OP) +No. The game is shit. And the anime sucked too. +--- 636257471 +>>636256803 (OP) +i already did +--- 636257581 +>>636256803 (OP) +RED Engine is so beautiful sucks they're dropping it for Unreal trash. +--- 636257635 +>>636256803 (OP) +I already did, and there's no point in replaying it +--- 636257718 +Katana crit reflex/cool build is the best way to play this game. prove me wrong. +--- 636258874 +>>636257718 +Dunno.. smashing people with baseball bat was pretty comical and satisfying +I don't think that there are "wrong" ways to play the game. Late levels are easy even on "very hard" regardless of the weapon choice +--- 636259078 +>>636256803 (OP) +--- 636259209 +I did, it's a 10/10 masterpiece. +--- 636259359 +>>636257718 +*QUASAR goes BRRRRR* +Nothing personal katana boi! +--- 636259451 +>>636256803 (OP) +EXPANSION WHEN ? +--- 636259578 +>>636259451 +soon(tm) +--- 636259707 +>>636256803 (OP) +Already pirated it. Outside of the main story missions everything about the game is an amateur slopfest. It also would have benefitted from being more like Deus Ex with augments etc instead of pretending to be an RPG, because whoever the designed the levelling/stats side of things was an incompetent retard and made an incoherent mess of the whole thing. +--- 636259851 +>>636256803 (OP) +any essential mods? +--- 636259884 +>>636256803 (OP) +Remember they ditched the noir tone originally intended to promote lesbians and trannies. No irony, no cap. +--- 636259972 +>>636257247 +CP2077 is a copy of W3 +--- 636259996 +>>636259851 +Booba enhancer, there are a couple worth installing on the nexus. +--- 636260032 +>>636259884 +Did you even play the game? There's a ton of noir moments and there is even a GIG named after one of the noir kings. I am starting to believe that all people shitposting and hating on the game did not actually play it. +--- 636260060 +>>636257198 +None, it's an FPS. +--- 636260097 +>>636259972 +Not a copy when It is in fact better than The Witcher 3. +--- 636260153 +>>636256803 (OP) +>Play Cyberpunk 2077 +If you gift me the game I will play it +--- 636260163 +>>636260060 +It is a RPG in first person. There is a difference. +--- 636260212 +>>636260153 +>too poor to buy the game on a sale +Hey, i'm poor but even i'm not that poor. +--- 636260215 +>>636256803 (OP) +I did. +It was shit. +--- 636260216 +>>636257718 +>>636259359 +Nothing stopping just playing a machine gun and a katana +--- 636260250 +>>636259707 +>because whoever the designed the levelling/stats side of things was an incompetent retard and made an incoherent mess of the whole thing. +I think it's based on tabletop. But it's just not working well in a context of PC game. +I mean _some_ stats would be beneficial to the CP2077, because it had bigger RPG potential than DX, but it's just weird how Deus Ex with only CASIE augmentation turns out to be more satisfying with "social solutions". "Stat" responses in dialogues are mostly just "shortcuts". +So yeah.. aside from the main mission the game is just mediocre at everything. +--- 636260279 +>>636260216 +Just use mantis blades so you can have more guns. +--- 636260280 +>>636256803 (OP) +Is the upcoming expansion going to improve the open world or is it just more celeb trash story? +--- 636260323 +>>636260097 +I agree, but the main structure of the game is like W3 +--- 636260375 +>>636256803 (OP) +>mc dies at the end +naaa, for that we have real life +--- 636260428 +>>636257247 +With their height of success after Witcher 3, they brought in literally hundreds of new staff, for the main purpose of diversity hiring. This lead to the downfall of CP2077. +--- 636260434 +>>636260280 +If you mean to play it like a gta game, they are doing some improvements +--- 636260454 +>>636257247 +They didn't. Majority of workforce left after W3, even senior staff. Some due to burnout since W3 was crunched as fuck and some because development of CP77 was full of indecisiveness and 180 turns made on a whim. +--- 636260529 +>>636260163 +It's an fps with boring rpg elements. +--- 636260738 +I miss her so much bros +--- 636260739 +>>636256803 (OP) +Feels like the combat is at times just as bad as Fallout's, where melee is better than ranged weapons for fighting because of how fucked up the AI movement is. +--- 636261226 +>>636260738 +ew gross wtf is that +--- 636261245 +>>636261226 +fag +--- 636261650 +>>636261226 +^homosexual +--- 636261707 +>>636256803 (OP) +I did, the gunplay is fucking ass, it's a fucking shitty FPS. +--- 636261709 +>>636256803 (OP) +It's shit. The anime was okay. +--- 636261780 +>>636260739 +if they have time to move during ranged combat you fucked up somewhere +--- 636262010 +>>636261707 +The gunplay is godly you're proably a retard that did not realize the game is an RPG and failed at building his character and upgrading his guns. +--- 636262047 +>>636260250 +I'm not against stats, they would have been amazing if they had interesting and tangible effects on gameplay beyond the usual speech checks/damage/defense boring shit, it's just another example of where the dev team didn't do what's best based on their skillset and tried to pull off something they just have no fucking clue how to do. Deus Ex style augments would have been an easy and effective way out for them that probably would have kept everyone happy. +>aside from the main mission the game is just mediocre at everything +That's what really got me, it felt like playing an average early 2000s game but with AAA graphics, which was so jarring it made the jank feel 10x worse. +--- 636262183 +>>636262047 +You're a retard. The stats matter for the perks, the profficiency and the cyber implants so you can have great and interesting builds. People like you are just too dumb to adapt to a new RPG system that they're not familiar with. +--- 636262471 +>>636262183 +>You're a retard. +Big words from someone who bought this piece of shit "game" +>so you can have great and interesting builds +Yeah, not happening in this shitty game. Besides I completed it just fine without bothering with any of that shit. I'm not wasting my time and spending any longer on exploring a game that was made with no respect towards the player whatsoever. Tell me faggot, what great and interesting build stops police being spawned in out of nowhere? What build stops the game having arbitrary enemy levels assigned all over the place with no way of knowing until you get there? +--- 636262520 +>>636256803 (OP) +wtf this bitch is absolutely smoking hot +--- 636262532 +>>636262183 +>stats +Add 0.5% chance to X +>perks +Get 10% more damage with Y + +And that's like 80% of perks. You don't need over-complicated shit for just that. I kinda agree with the previous poster. DX augmentation system was simpler, yet almost every aug provided some in-game mechanic which allowed unlocking new ways of playing the game itself. +--- 636262605 +>>636262471 +>it's one of those retards that tried to play this game like a GTA murder hobo sim +Imbeciles like you should be killed off. You're a waste of space. +--- 636262616 +>>636262532 +Topkek I just looked it up as well to make sure my memory wasn't failing me about the perk trees being utter garbage. +>level 20 perks +>The Rock – Passive | 1 level | Requires Level 20 Body +>Enemies cannot knock you down. +>Indestructible – Passive | 1 level | Requires Level 20 Body +>Reduces all incoming damage by 10%. +>Hard Motherfucker – Requires Level 20 Body >When entering combat, Armor and Resistances increase by 10% for 1 sec. +1% per Perk level. +Fucking woooow epic +--- 636262620 +>>636261709 +the anime is the same has the game you double nigger +--- 636262641 +>>636260738 +I'd make mutts with her. +--- 636262664 +>>636262532 +t.did not play the game +--- 636262679 +>>636262605 +It's not your fault you bought a shit product anon, but it IS your fault that you're doubling down on it and praising what is legit one of the worst games of the last 20yrs. Seek help before you turn into a barry. +--- 636262697 +>>636256803 (OP) +story sucks +--- 636262967 +>>636262664 +Reached Level 50. +On top of my head the only game mechanic that was unlocked via perks was knife throwing. +The rest were "bonuses", "increased bonuses", "more crafting specs".and "reload while running" (and alike). +I'm not an expert with CP rpg system, so prove me wrong with some interesting examples if you think that it's not the case. +--- 636262979 +>>636261709 +Are you making a sex mod for the PC OoT port? When will it be done and where can I get it? +--- 636263054 +>>636262967 +>On top of my head +retard +--- 636263157 +>>636257247 +I absolutely believe it. Cyberpunk is literally just Sci-Fi Witcher 3, but people were expecting GTA + New Vegas or something. It has the same shit - boring world with filler content, nonexistent NPC and guard/police interaction, lack of actual character creator or true freedom in roleplaying etc. + +It was fine for Witcher 3 because everyone expected a game where you play as Geralt. +--- 636263296 +>>636262620 +Wrong, the game is shit. The anime was okay, tranny. +--- 636263482 +>>636263296 +>tranny +the irony from an anime fag +--- 636263603 +>>636262967 +>On top of my head +Retard, play the game again. There are a ton of things you unlock with perks. +--- 636263839 +>>636263603 +C'mon anon, try a bit more. People at least should try showing each other some examples during discussion. +What "unlocks" are meaningful in your opinion? +--- 636263886 +Waiting on the DLC +--- 636263971 +why is the entire game bright and sunny +that doesn't fit in with the "cyberpunk" aesthetic at all +--- 636264395 +>>636263971 +Because it's set in L.A. which is bright and sunny. +--- 636264421 +>>636257581 +Why put effort into maintaining a unique in house engine when you can just use a pre-built one? Yes I know how fucking gay it is, but it's literally the mindset. +--- 636264443 +>>636263839 +From the top of my head: +>BODY perks +perk that gives movement speed, perk that give you extra chance to stun, regen perk, perk that lets you use an enemy body as a shield +>BODY cyber implants +second heart, BERSERK, bioconductor +>TECH perks +perk that gives your granades the ability to crit, perk that make you immune to the side effects of grenades, tech weapon charge perks, crafting, ricochet perks +>REFLEXES perks +bleed effects added +>INT perks +peks that enable crits on your quickhacks, perk that make pinging lower enemy resits, spread effect perks +>COOL perks +drop kill, COLD BLOOD second heart effects, detection perks +>etc. +This is from the top of my head. There's a ton of perks implants and mods you can combine for builds. Especially if you manage your prof experience and min max. +--- 636264582 +>>636257247 +They cut 33% of the their original staff during the creation of that game, and hired a bunch of ex BioWare employee. +--- 636264606 +>>636256803 (OP) +>circular fake glasses +>vomiting +--- 636264621 +>>636264443 +>perk that make you immune to the side effects of grenades +Hilarious if you craft yourself 100 flashbangs. +--- 636264924 +>>636263971 +Those retards thought they can re-invent the genre. They deliberately choose some "new" ideas instead of the established ones. That's why there is no synthwave in the ost for example. +--- 636264965 +>>636264395 +but why is it set during the day? +--- 636265028 +>>636264443 +CP2077 has ~230 perks. +You've named 16. My "80% of perks are boring" estimate seems generous now. +Yes, those are meaningful game mechanics, but do you really need 230 perks for that? +--- 636265051 +>>636264965 +It is not. You can change to nighttime in V's apartment ingame. +--- 636265096 +>>636260163 +No. It’s an fps with perks. There’s almost no rpg elements. +--- 636265145 +>>636263971 +It's sunnypunk +--- 636265303 +>>636265028 +The % perks stack into breakpoints. When you combine them you get fun builds like my CHAO/QUASAR+SANDEVISTAN+COLD BLOOD build. People that don't enjoy building different characters or experimenting with different weapons probably would never experience this fun. +--- 636265420 +>>636265096 +>create your own character +>branching conversation paths affected by your stats +>differnet outcomes to quests +>vastly different playstyles depending on your build +>access to different items depending on your stats +It's an RPG. If cyberpunk 2077 is not an RPG no other game is an RPG. +--- 636265470 +>>636264965 +because day time makes up half of all time. +--- 636265647 +>>636257581 +The problem is that all the people who could work with it have left the studio and the diversity hires that stepped in can only work with UE blueprints because they never bothered learning anything. +--- 636265678 +>>636265051 +HEY who the h*ck do you think you are, huh punk +acting all knowledgeable and big cocked like you RUN the place +--- 636265741 +>>636256803 (OP) +The shitty anime turned me off this game. +--- 636265793 +>>636265647 +>and the diversity hires +before this game was released there were 20% of female worker, now it should be way up with the ESG bs +--- 636265857 +>>636265678 +I kinda do. I am the president of /v/ after all. +--- 636265915 +It felt bad when she rejected my girl V. + +Panam still best girl though. +--- 636265990 +>>636265915 +>he played fem V +fag +--- 636266020 +>>636260212 +>buying shit on PC +no, you are a retard +--- 636266025 +>>636265420 +Now don't start lying once niggas call you out on your bullshit, just take the L and move on, no one is going to believe you or take you seriously anyways. +>Cyberpunk 2077 +>an RPG in any way shape or form +lol lmao. +--- 636266101 +>>636266025 +Take your own advice and take the L. Cyberpunk 2077 is a bonified RPG. +--- 636266131 +>>636265990 +I wanted the femshep experience. + +Also +>Liking girls is gay +What? +--- 636266134 +>>636259972 +Only the worst parts aka rainbow loot, crafting, etc. +--- 636266180 +>>636266020 +not him but youre probably the same kinda fag that complains about bugs while playing a pirated copy +--- 636266193 +>>636266101 +Massive cope. +--- 636266238 +>>636266025 +You're either trying too hard to bait, didn't play the game or are just retarded. Regardless, you should consider drinking bleach. +--- 636266262 +I'll buy it when it hits $20, no sooner. +>>636266131 +Autistic zoomer that bought into troon propaganda. Ignore him. +--- 636266279 +>>636256803 (OP) +how do i stop my v from being killed in a few hits + +i want to do melee but i get mogged in every fight because there are several npc with guns. +--- 636266283 +>>636266131 +Making a girl in a story game with a character creator is gay. I can undestand this for Conan Exiles but playing trought Cyberpunk 2077 as female V is super gay. +--- 636266340 +>>636261226 +some sort of mutt, maybe monkey mix look at those lips +--- 636266378 +>>636266238 +Kek, go back to playing dress up you massive fag. +--- 636266437 +how many chicks can you fuck? +--- 636266480 +>>636266279 +>take cover and take enemies one by one +>use SANDEVISTAN +>use KAREZNIKOV +>use BERSERK +>use flashbangs before going into mele range +>use blunt weapons with the stun perk +>use optical camo +>get points into COLD BLOOD perks +>etc. +--- 636266491 +>>636266193 +is there a quicker way to admit defeat than typing this? you're basically saying "I can't be bothered arguing so I'll dip" which makes me think you don't know what the fuck you talking bout willis +--- 636266534 +>>636262010 +>The gunplay is godly +Lol you are an immense fuckwit with trash taste and subhuman standards +--- 636266536 +>>636266378 +--- 636266589 +>>636266491 +>I can't be bothered arguing so I'll dip +Basically, one doesn't argue with retards. +--- 636266623 +>>636266534 +The gunplay is indeed godly. +t.someone who actually played the game +--- 636266653 +>>636266536 +Truth hurts doesn't it? +--- 636266654 +>>636266437 +male V: 2 +--- 636266785 +>>636266101 +The devs themselves changed the descriptor from a role playing game to “an open world action adventure story” +--- 636266856 +Cybershart 2077defense squad is in full damage control mode, do you niggas at least get paid? +--- 636266954 +>>636263482 +>fell for the meme +Yep, you're a dumb tranny alright. +--- 636267009 +>>636266654 +You can fuck 4(or even 5?). Did you play the game? +--- 636267045 +>>636266623 +I also played the game, you just have abysmal taste. Every time you retards come out of the woodwork to defend this hunk of shit you somehow come up with takes even more braindead than before +--- 636267210 +>>636266954 +>meme +don't make me post the statistics +--- 636267258 +>>636267210 +The ones about you people killing yourselves so much? Please do. +--- 636267268 +>>636266623 +Not him but Tte gunplay is no where near godly. It's merely serviceable. It has a floaty quality and the weapons don't feel particularly impactful other than perhaps the sniper rifle. Kind of like firing airsoft pellets which are merely inconveniencing enemies. As you acquire faster weapons the animations start looking less believable too. The whole thing felt like the gunplay in Borderlands 3 but less accomplished as though the NPCs were there as target dummies rather than actually reacting to taking shots +--- 636267335 +>>636256803 (OP) +I did, it was kino. +waiting for DLC. +--- 636267898 +>>636267258 +But that's a meme +--- 636267935 +>>636267898 +It's not, you're gonna kill yourself soon thankfully. +--- 636268339 +>>636267935 +So an anime lover denies beign a tranny but don't denies the statistics +How convenient. Eat a dick filled with shit, faggot +--- 636268372 +>>636268339 +You will never be a real woman. +--- 636268924 +>>636267335 +based cyberpunk enjoyer, i'm also waiting for the DLC +--- 636269858 +>>636266480 +so... there's no way to just be a big tanky motherfucker? +--- 636270178 +>>636266025 +>Niggerspeak +Take a rope around your neck and move on from the living and pass on to the dead. +--- 636270238 +>>636270178 +finally someone said it. thank you +--- 636270302 +>>636256803 (OP) +>2.5 years later +>STILL no police chases +--- 636270378 +>>636261226 +shut your gay ass up +--- 636270612 +>>636269858 +There is, but probably only after level 20 or something like that (once you "accumulate" enough bonuses) +--- 636271026 +>>636270612 +how do i do it then + +i have a lot of levels saved up but i stopped playing because i kept getting killed right away +--- 636271105 +>>636265894 +You can do that in gta, instead of the tire being more fucked up it just sends the damage to the car. Is this supposed to be a bad thing? +--- 636271683 +>>636271026 +Drop some attributes in athletics (all of them if you're going with blunt weapons), pick perks with more HP and melee damage. +For blunt weapons get all HP regen perks (except maybe blocking ones). +For blades.. pick whatever there is. +Get cold blood perks. It's really useful during fast paced combat. +And most importantly pick appropriate cyberware. +Biomonitor, Blood Pump, Second Heart (although I don't really like it) for HP regen. Heal-On-Kill too maybe. +Best Subdermal Armor you can get (this makes melee dirt easy on low levels) +Reflex Tuner works great too during low HP scenarios. +--- 636273195 +>>636269858 +You can be. +>BERSERK cyber implant +>invest stats into BODY/REFLEXES/TECH/COOL(don't remember the exact spread) +>get a second heart +>get the COLD BLOOD resist perks +>craft your gear and upgade it with ARMADILLO mods +But you need to know what perks and cyber implants you're going for so you don't invest stat points into something you don't need. +--- 636273283 +Will the game ever have a completely functioning third person mode? +--- 636273418 +>>636273283 +Only faggots keep asking for third person. Are you a faggot anon? +--- 636273585 +>>636267009 +that number is way too low! +--- 636274304 +>>636273585 +>that number is way too low! +It's not a porn game. But there's a ton of high quality cyberpunk 2077 porn out there. +--- 636274847 +>>636266025 +Based. diff --git a/v/636257580.txt b/v/636257580.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2e60b814436b4890035c4dafe6b5183cadb7224b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636257580.txt @@ -0,0 +1,140 @@ +----- +--- 636257580 +I spent about two hours just losing on purpose to his second fight and the final boss version. Just so I could keep fighting him longer. + +Yakuza/Judgement Thread +--- 636258418 +>>636257580 (OP) +Kuwana did nothing wrong +--- 636258493 +no shame in wanting to listen to a baller boss theme +--- 636258524 +>>636257580 (OP) +I was a little disappointed in the games ending, it felt a little anticlimactic and like a Empire Strikes Back half ending to set up the sequel. Lost Judgment is, however, in many ways the best Yakuza game. +--- 636258543 +>>636258493 +Dig In Your Heels > Unwavering Belief +--- 636258591 +>>636258418 +This. Yagami was pissing me off that game. He was so focused on, "muh Sawa sensei" and blaming everyone else. Completely ignoring that thr branch of his government is so corrupt that it creates/hires street gangs as hit squads to dig up dirt on politicians. Nope ignore all that, it's kuwana's fault. +--- 636258624 +This game fucking sucks balls. First one absolutely mogs it +--- 636258670 +>>636258624 +You're high +--- 636258671 +>>636258591 +don't forget he got fucking lucky Soma didn't pull the same shit with Akane, and this time he wouldn't have Kuwana to blame +--- 636258680 +>>636258591 +Yagami goes after everyone. He wanted to take down the government too. He goes after that super popular female politician and straight asks her to turn herself in. Doesn't even slightly backdown from the glowies either. +--- 636258891 +>>636258680 +He goes after the woman because that was the easiest way to fix his problem. His logic was basically if she turns herself in, then the corrupt government branch will stop killing people to find her secrets. +--- 636258986 +>>636258891 +not really, he would have gone for Security anyways, Yagami is just autistic like that +--- 636259053 +>>636258891 +I mean. He's right? If they have no leverage over her then they would stop killing people. Doesn't mean he's gonna let other people go. For the fact alone that Kaito got stabbed by that glowie Yagami was going after more than just the politician. +--- 636259394 +>>636258891 +They would only stop killing people that Yagami knows (people related to the female politician). They would 100% keep killing and will keep killing people related to the next politician or famous person for dirt. The moment he learned that his government was doing shady shit, public security should have been on his #1 list. Instead he laser beamed on blaming Kuwana and the female politician because it was easier for him to blame Sawa sensei's death on them. +--- 636260756 +>>636258591 +>He was so focused on, "muh Sawa sensei" and blaming everyone else +I swear, do any of you actually pay attention to the story you are complaining about? Yagami was going after three things in the end: Kuwana, RK, and Public Security. + +Kuwana was not only responsible for Sawa's death because she died due to her finding out that Kuwana killed in general which brought Soma and RK into her life due to Kusumoto, but he was also responsible for trying to kill Yagami three separate times with no remorse at all while grandstanding about how his view is moral and he's getting revenge without acknowledging the hypocrisy of it all. Yagami was disgusted with the fact that Kuwana's preaching about morality while getting away with murders, blackmailing countless people, pinning his murders on them all, trying to justify it, and spitting in the face of the law in addition to Sawa. + +During the course of the game Soma and Akutsu were constantly interfering with Yagami's investigation, trying to kill him, and were constantly tied to what Yagami himself was investigating. Yagami returns to Kamurocho or phones in multiple times to pass on information to Saori and let her know about the corruption going on. Hell, he's literally the reason why they were able to arrest Bando in the first place and he knew Saori and Mafuyu had that part of the case in the bag because they were taking Ehara and Public Security down at the same time. For Yagami's side of things it was taking down Soma and RK who were trying to reach Kuwana. + +He also deals with Kusumoto not only to have someone who could testify against Kuwana (Or at the very least own up to a murder) but also to acknowledge that her actions in murdering her son's bully led to the death of Sawa for finding out about it, and to prevent Public Security from getting access to her as a politician by blackmailing her for the murder. It's literally what the entire taxi drive is about. +--- 636260962 +>>636260756 +Does it feel weird that Kusumoto had no security detail with her? Is this just not a thing in Japan? +--- 636261093 +>>636258524 +Because it IS supposed to be anticlimactic, just like Yakuza 5, this game screeches that there silly be another game that tied to this ending +--- 636261169 +>>636257580 (OP) +Bully Hunter was such a weak antagonist they had to make Yagami act retarded around him. +--- 636261851 +>>636261169 +>they had to make Yagami act retarded around him. +But he acted just fine. He kept bringing up Sawa and himself as examples because they're the only innocent examples he has that contradict Kuwana's statements and actions that Kuwana himself would acknowledge. +Kuwana wouldn't listen to any logic about him blackmailing or torturing his students because he's already made up in his mind that they are all guilty so they deserve death regardless of anything, he wouldn't listen to any logic about his murders because, again, he believes they are guilty and deserving of death, and he wouldn't listen to any logic that involves the law because in his mind he's already convinced himself that the law doesn't work. + +The game even beats you over the head with the fact that Yagami was 100% in the right regardless of what Kaito says at the end because Yagami was actively helping out students in Seiryo High and literally upended an entire bullying epidemic in the few months he was there as an advisor to the MRC. There's also the fact that when Kuwana killed people at Seiryo and Sawa died they didn't think they died because of bullying, they thought some serial killer was on the loose. Even at the end of the game when Kuwana releases the bodies people don't care outside of the fact people died and they think some messed up serial killer is doing this. The events aren't even mentioned in The Kaito Files which take place after the fact showing that Kuwana's actions did literally nothing to help society whereas Yagami's actions did. + +Yagami should have brought up the points that by destroying the life of someone like Mamiya he's also destroying the lives of the innocent family members she now has who have nothing to do with this and it will actively destroy both her husband and son's lives. Or the fact that he could have actually worked in government to change laws like Kusumoto fighting corruption. Or even set up a suicide hotline to help bullied kids. +--- 636261928 +>>636261169 +Kuwana was based. Average Joe who saw his own faults and came to the only logical conclusion. Kill people you don't like. +--- 636262604 +>Yagami all game +--- 636262953 +>>636262604 +Yagami in gameplay +--- 636263663 +Is Yagami canonically the strongest Yakuza character at the moment? (Not including Kiryu or Saejima), because I think only Majima maybe stands a chance against him +--- 636264512 +>>636263663 +No, even if we're ignoring Ryoma (Kiwami) or Kenshiro being the #1 fighters due to their literal magic fighting styles. + +Tatsuya is the third strongest of anyone, right after Kiryu and Saejima. Dude is a master of like 25 martial arts styles, literally ran up all floors of the Millennium Tower fighting secret police every few floors the way after clearing an entire path from the Dragon Heat to it and then beat the final boss, beat some of the best fighters in the world with nearly shattered wrists and in one case did that then immediately ran from the Dragon Heat while being chased by trucks of men (Who he also beat), beat Gaia who is the strongest man in Kamurocho at the time and was confirmed by NPCs in BP1 and BP2, and then beat Chaos who was the strongest in Sotenbori at the time. + +After that you take your pick with if Akiyama or Majima is next, they both do ridiculous things with Akiyama being propped up by 5's ending and Majima doing a bunch of crazy stuff in 0. Then I would say Yagami because LJ gave him Snake and Boxer in addition to him beating some extremely strong people and having some ridiculous gauntlets. + +If you want to consider DLC extracts part of his repertoire then yes, he's right up there with Ryoma (Kiwami) and Kenshiro. Dude's a Saiyan and a Sith Lord at the same time. +--- 636265634 +>>636264512 +I mean. Extracts are part of the main storyline in LJ. +--- 636265763 +>>636265634 +They are, but the paid DLC ones are the actual magical ones. The normal ones are basically just passive healing or feeling like you've got a bit more defense. It's sort of like if the Clan Creator recruits count as actually being there in 6 or K2 because then that means Kiryu knows Akiyama years before 4, Kiryu can clone himself, and he can recruit people from the Omi who are currently trying to kill him. + +It's kind of a "Do you really want to count this?" sort of thing. +--- 636267127 +>>636265763 +I'd like to go all in. It's not like Yakuza is a serious franchise. +--- 636269462 +>>636264512 +I definitely don't think Akiyama can be on par with Yagami, he had constant trouble with big guy like Kanai, even Ed from 6 was threatening enough that made Akiyama go to hiding, Yagami on the other hand always successfully beat hunky guys of similar strength (Ozaki as prime example, include the fact that he was also beaten really hard before the fight), even then, Yagami knows 4 fighting styles, and is overwhelming strong for an agile/speed focused fighter (in EX boost he has an ex that allows him to jiggle 3 enemies in a tornado with his legs alone), so yeah, Yagami definitely far stronget than Akiyama +> Majima in 0 +That was him at his peak, in every other game Kiryu beat his with no problem at all, which pretty much shows a big power gap between them, he's very strong, but definitely not in the same league as Kiryu or Taiga: +Here how the list goes IMO +> Kiryu/Saejima +> Tats +> Yagami +> Majima +> Akiyama +--- 636270093 +>>636258543 +true +--- 636270202 +>>636269462 +Regardless of the whole Ed situation in 6, Akiyama and Kiryu held off the entire Omi Alliance in 5, and when Kiryu left he still kept everyone from getting past him including Kanai. Keep in mind as far as we understand it they were doing this for hours since they had to defend it from even before the concert started all the way to the end, and Akiyama still kept that up while Kiryu went on to go to Tojo Clan HQ and still fought some more. Watase and his entire army don't even believe their eyes when they see Akiyama defending the place which is why they prostrate themselves to him. There's no other person who's done something of that caliber outside of Kiryu with the 100 man and Tatsuya with the secret police. Musashi also cleared a ridiculous amount of people out in the final gauntlet. We're talking an entire fortress and then dozens if not hundreds of governmental soldiers before dying. +Yagami in LJ did a 100 man but he also had Sugiura, Kaito, and Higashi helping out during the course of it. +>Yagami on the other hand always successfully beat hunky guys of similar strength +If you're gonna say that then Akiyama has done the same in the coliseum multiple times. Unless we're strictly only counting story feats, but then Akiyama beat Kanai like four times if I remember right. +>in every other game Kiryu beat his with no problem at all +He was able to tie Saejima in 5 and in 1 while he was being beaten by Kiryu he gave him trouble every single time. They also imply that they're both enjoying the fighting more than anything and Kiryu is seemingly going all out so I really doubt he's as weak as we think he is just because he loses every time. + +For me their power levels go: +>Kiryu ≥ Saejima > Tatsuya > Ryuji > Musashi > Ryoma > Majima > Akiyama > Yagami > Tanimura = Shinada > Ichiban +If magic is allowed then: +>Ryoma (Kiwami) = Kenshiro = Yagami > Kiryu ≥ Saejima > Tatsuya > Ryuji > Musashi > Majima > Akiyama > Tanimura = Shinada > Ichiban +--- 636272508 +>>636270202 +I think Yagami still stronger for a fact just how much versatility his possess, even if we put him and Akiyama on similar physical capabilities, Yagami still has waaaay too many options- +> 3 more fighting styles +> knows much more different techniques +> has rage mode similar to Kiryu's +> has superior ability of juggling opponents +Yagami VS Majima is closer and more interesting to discuss in my opinion +--- 636273296 +>>636257580 (OP) +--- 636274414 +>>636260962 +That's why their PMs are getting shot. diff --git a/v/636257615.txt b/v/636257615.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ee6e76b761a0db3af81e02484e33ba5cd38f6dec --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636257615.txt @@ -0,0 +1,146 @@ +----- +--- 636257615 +What the fuck was his problem? +--- 636257669 +>>636257615 (OP) +He's stuck in a shit game. +--- 636257696 +The bear. And the bull. +--- 636257748 +>>636257615 (OP) +His game was held together with scotch tape and clown jizz at launch. +--- 636257826 +>>636257615 (OP) +He was a Bull that got cucked by a Bear +--- 636258727 +>>636257669 +fpbp +--- 636259143 +Reddit DLC +Reddit game +Reddit series +--- 636259362 +>>636257696 +This shit is deep +--- 636260409 +>>636259143 +>Reddit DLC +That's OWB, LR is /pol/ DLC +--- 636262356 +>>636257615 (OP) +He’s pissed that you (dependent) delivered a package that held a detonator to a bunch of nukes that was used to destroy a place he liked. +--- 636262831 +>>636257615 (OP) +He's unbearabull. +--- 636263428 +>>636257615 (OP) +His whole spiel is basically "Ideology sucks FUCK IDEOLOGY so lets destroy everything and humans won't do this ideas stuff every again". Basically Ulysses is any person who doesn't like thinking about choosing any of the endings from base New Vegas because they are cowardly about having an ideology. So just an idiot who negates himself. +--- 636263478 +talking to him is like browsing /biz/ +--- 636263682 +I thought the guy was a prick the first time playing. After taking a moment to listen to the guy he has led a very interesting life in many ways similar to the courier's. Operating alone and distant from the organization he is employed by. He also witnesses how his actions grow into insults over his lifetime. With his past coming back to haunt and mock him from innocent ripples in his choices. Over all he is a very mature character in a very silly game. My only conclusion is that he wants to draw the courier to deliver and complete his personal philosophy similar to the movie 'seven' Really great guy very kino character +--- 636263787 +>>636263478 +--- 636265959 +>>636260409 +So what are Honest Hearts & Dead Money then? +--- 636266354 +>>636265959 +Dogshit and kino respectively +--- 636266368 +fnv supports transrights! +--- 636266712 +>>636266368 +Really name one troon in the game? +--- 636267587 +>>636263428 + +Ulysses is supposed to be the nihilistic "shadow version" of our courier who chooses the worst ending, like if you chose the worst possible endings in the original FO1 and FO2. The idea is fun but like you said, the execution is just bad. He's hyped up so much as this philosophical and capable type but in the end he's just a edgy teenager that talks in circles and wants to nuke humanity because he can't face the world as it is. +--- 636268329 +I hate him so much +--- 636268878 +>>636268329 +>Vicky 2 +I suddenly have more respect for Black Kreia +--- 636269253 +>>636257615 (OP) +He lost hope. +--- 636269403 +>>636268329 +why are so many historical games about war, I know they're important points, but there's so much more you can make with period pieces. Even though Papers please takes place in a fictional world, it's interesting to experience a different time and place outside of being "solider man" +--- 636269489 +i like the twingo version better :) +>>636269403 +because moids like war war war war war war war kill kill kill kill kill kill kill die die, peace is for women +--- 636269583 +why is the map in this dlc so fucked up? you start on the right side, then got teleported all the way to the left side +--- 636269768 +>>636269489 +ywnbaw +--- 636269860 +I'm glad people start to notice that New Vegas was nothing fucking special. + +Obsidian basically were handed: +>engine +>assets +>gameplay mechanics +>budget +On a fucking silver platter and all they had to do was write around it. New Vegas is just a fucking glorified Fallout 3 mod. +--- 636269920 +>>636269860 +>t.transphobic chud +--- 636270149 +>>636269860 +Man why don’t more companies do this, I’m tired of the hate asset reuse gets. Use the systems and assets that work and build new things around them. Why waste time and money remaking a box asset you already had or changing a mechanic that work for the sake of changing it. +--- 636270225 +>>636270149 +TotK literally did just that and people lose their shit over "reused map" meme. +But yea. I am surprised that Bethesda didn't for example as Obsidian to do New Vegas style spin-off for Skyrim/TES as well or that other companies don't do that shit more. +--- 636270526 +>>636270225 +I played a good 10 hours+ of Totk and enjoyed it. I think they did a bad job at marketing what’s new. The game has a whole new underground area the same size as the overworld and they never showed it off in trailers +--- 636270813 +>>636270149 +>Man why don’t more companies do t--- +--- 636271337 +>>636257615 (OP) +He couldn't BEAR to BULLieve it. +--- 636271381 +>>636270813 +Overwatch 2 is asset reuse done poorly because they didn’t build much new to add onto of what they already had beyond what is expect from a free update, didnt even launch with the “story mode”. The 2 is marketing, it’s the same game. That’s different to fallout new vegas’s case with a new story, location, and items on top of fallout 3’s base. FNV came out in like a year, this method “should” get more games out in time with less hits to quality. GTA Vice City is a very similar story being made in like 9 months as they reused a lot from GTA3 +--- 636271412 +>>636257615 (OP) +The Minute Men are the only good faction in the Fallout Universe worth caring about, and blew the fuck out of the NCR and Legion. +--- 636271557 +>>636257615 (OP) +>Bear: big hairy gay guy +>Bull: guy who does the cucking +Why is Ulysses such a degen +--- 636271565 +>>636270813 +They fucked it up. +Counter Strike 2 is the right way to do it - basically redoing entire game from scratch and updating the engine. +There was no need to do that for OW2. +--- 636271668 +>>636271557 +The courier broke him. +--- 636272214 +>>636257615 (OP) +>>636265338 +>>636268329 +I chuckled +--- 636272551 +>>636257615 (OP) +His whole thing is that he's a massive fucking hypocrite because he's saying that the Courier sending the package with the Divide detonator inside it was horrible, yet he himself was the one who sent the message that Hoover Dam exists and Legion should totally go out and get it. +--- 636272946 +>>636257615 (OP) +>Actions have... le consequences? +>IEEEEE I'M GOING TO NOOK +Avellone is a hack +--- 636273182 +>>636272946 +This is why I never understood why Avellone is lauded as this genius vidya writer. He had no part in the base game's writing and wrote the most pseud and nihilistic dlc going against the themes of the game. Just like his pathetic tryhard attempts to "explore" the nature of the Force in Kotor. Vidya writing surely has low standards. +--- 636274067 +>>636272946 +>[Speech 100] Win west, lose east. +Powerful. diff --git a/v/636258041.txt b/v/636258041.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2db361f62ebab32274cfb6c244b7ee18dabc9252 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636258041.txt @@ -0,0 +1,467 @@ +----- +--- 636258041 +So now this AI shit is in our mods +What next? +--- 636258110 +>>636258041 (OP) +Implementation into vr with fuckmods +--- 636258239 +>>636258041 (OP) +It will be in our games full on. AI generated models, stories, music, voices, quests, code, etc. +--- 636258293 +I don't see the issue in making AI NPC mods in games that only NPCs play +--- 636258296 +Are we currently in the exponential growth phase? Because it seems like overnight AI has gone from a small novelty that some people are worried about, to a gigantic force that has started to change pretty much every industry. I guess it’s only a matter of time now before we are all made redundant by our robot overlords. + +Either that or we are being psyoped by rampant marketing from corporations invested in AI. Not sure which, +. +--- 636258401 +>>636258041 (OP) +I bet you need a NASA computer to run all that AI chat that stays in character for all the NPCs +--- 636258405 +>>636258296 +Big tech companies are about to fire thousands to be replaced with A.I. I know IBM is one of them. Like any new tool, you either adapt to use it or die. +--- 636258414 +what exactly is AI going to introduce to Skyrim? even if theres input what the fuck are you going to say to a Skyrim NPC that can result in anything. its not coding new quests on the fly, even if the NPC says something that indicates an action that action literally cannot occur so were back to "I saw a mudcrab the other day" but obfuscated by several layers of fake depth. + +i dont get it. +--- 636258450 +Let AI create a game by itself and hope its good +--- 636258469 +>face replacer +>nude body mod +>absolute metric shitton of cute outfits +>sex mod (ALL POSITIONS) +>pregnancy mod +yup +it's gamimg time +--- 636258589 +>>636258405 +So are we in for a massive recession? Considering the world economy is already in the toilet, seems like mass layoffs like this might really just fucking collapse society. +--- 636258643 +>>636258296 +We're literally living in the singularity and it's happening right now. + +>>636258405 +The thing about AI is that it will be more than a tool eventually. It'll just be a super human. +--- 636258646 +>>636258405 +i wonder whats going to happen when there is so much efficiency- and no person is required- who the fuck is going to be able to afford the produce and services when both the people who used to work to afford them and the people who offered them dont have jobs. + +if you have 1000 labourers in a town and they all suddenly lose their jobs that town is now dead because theres no money in it. and then further towns start to die because nobody is commuting to deposit capital and spending. but its fine i guess because the new marvel movie got made in 3minutes and the producers still banked several million. what the fuck is going to happen to Silicon Valley alone and then subsequently Hollywood when nobody is there to work on anything? +--- 636258693 +>>636258589 +UBI +--- 636258758 +>>636258643 +this is not a singularity, stop cumming your pants over a fantasy. you still have to sleep, get up and eat food unfortunately and by the time you dont have to youll be dead by other means. + +You Will Never Be a Robot. the more i think about your childish wonder the more it pisses me off so im just going to not. +--- 636258791 +>>636258693 +Can’t wait for us all to be minimum wage pigs just barely scraping by with no option or hope for improvement. +--- 636258792 +>>636258758 +AI is improving itself at exponential levels. This is the singularity. +--- 636258820 +>>636258646 +Fortunately we'll have a major war soon so all that jobless podbois can get big upboats and fight for our democracy +--- 636258834 +>>636258693 +what incentive do governments have for rolling out UBI. do you think US conservatives are not petty enough to lobby against it because "PEOPLE NEED TO WORK, IF THEY CANT FIND WORK JUST FIND IT OKAY, ITS WHAT JESUS WANTS" +--- 636258856 +>>636258791 +Same, it will humble all the retards who piss away and extort our wealth. +--- 636258910 +>>636258792 +shut the fuck up and go back to 2003 when people were saying PS2 graphics were set for exponential growth. youll be dead long before you dont have to be human thank fuck. dumb dickhead +--- 636258925 +>>636258834 +If you don't even know that you aren't worth talking to when it comes to politics. +--- 636258928 +>>636258792 +It is not improving itself. GPT is a fucking text guesser that people attach consciousness to. +--- 636258978 +>>636258110 +I can't wait to be rejected in vr by an ai woman. +--- 636258979 +>>636258928 +(you) +--- 636259059 +>>636258820 +i dont think you get it. even military personnel require compensation for labour. where are you going to put the 600 desk jockeys who just got replaced by an AI surveyor when you only have enough vehicles to fit 200 even if you did for some reason send all of them on active duty? + +im operating off this magical wonderland where AI solves every problem for everyone here- what exactly are the humans going to do when they dont have to do anything? +--- 636259074 +>>636258401 +OP's example only uses it one character at a time, so not that bad. The ambient dialogue could be increased indefinitely with no strain by just recording as many voicelines as you want per character and importing them manually instead of running them as active voices separately. +--- 636259084 +>>636259059 +>what exactly are the humans going to do when they dont have to do anything? +enjoy themselves... +--- 636259165 +>>636258925 +dont really care it was a probe, i wanted to hear what you have to say but you chose the retard route and said "pshh cant believe you dont know". + +im asking you whether you see any spitefully motivated actors being a problem because as im sure youre aware theres a certain rhetoric already crafted and ready to go about giving people things they are said not to "deserve". +--- 636259243 +>>636258414 +>"i saw a mudcrab the other day" but obfuscated by several layers of fake depth +it is precisely this, and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. the optimal amount of depth for a mob npc to have, is just barely more depth than it would be realistic for a player to try to investigate, so throwing a little time-wasting obfuscation AI on your NPCs could be an interesting way to buffer these out. of course, it will make the game vastly worse for autistic people, who will talk to every single npc until they have exhausted every possible dialogue option before moving on to the next one +--- 636259282 +>>636258041 (OP) +>Some random turk makes large language model AI RPG in less than a 6 months for two different game +--- 636259323 +>>636259084 +we have many people here with all the free time in the world. now tell me does this place look like the sincere deposits of people "enjoying themselves"? + +im trying really hard not to be misanthropic but the idea of being Bob or Barbara and literally having jack shit in life but TV is horrifying- people with nothing to do often demonstrably dont enjoy themselves. most adults cant hold friendships worht a shit and it isnt because its difficult its because they dont care to +--- 636259336 +>>636259282 +it's not hard +--- 636259417 +>>636258041 (OP) +>every npc is ran by a single AI that knows general plot of skyrim and can somewhat roleplay +>Lydia, what happens at the end of skyrim? +>Dragonborn defeats the Alduin as the final boss of TESV, my thane. +This won't work for another 10 years, fucking fake shit, that video might as well be scripted. No way in hell this programming-socks-wearing tranny bothered to write out and limit the actual knowledge of those NPCs and enable them to actually follow the story of the game as it happens. +--- 636259463 +>>636259059 +>what exactly are the humans going to do when they dont have to do anything? +probably start dying out. money's purpose isnt going away any time soon, but jobs will be. lots of people will still be able to survive but most will be put into extreme poverty. like global 3rd world country. real cyberpunk shit, but not the cool kind where you hack ATMs with your eyes. the kind where 90% of people in nyc are starving and fighting over cardboard while the other 10% never leave their highrises and drink $5000 champagne for breakfast. +--- 636259489 +>>636258296 +People need to stop calling it AI tbdesu, it scares the normalfags who don't realise it's just machine learning via training sets. You call it AI enough and people will start thinking it's an entity unto itself instead of a recursive algorithm +--- 636259531 +>>636259323 +you should stop projecting, I'm enjoying myself on 4chan and I hate waging. AI would hopefully exterminate the clinically insane like you and those you're talking about. +--- 636259572 +>>636258414 +It's incredible to me that you can see this and go "well yeah but it's not absolutely incredible yet so clearly it's shit" +are you just afraid of what's happening, is that it? +--- 636259580 +>>636258296 +ai is still no smarter than a parrot +--- 636259614 +>>636259243 +it just seems fruitless in a game like Skyrim. the original purpose of dialogue was to allude to things present and created by the devs within the game. all an AI is going to do is say "I saw a [Bear] the other day down by the [Woods] it was [Very Frightening]"- it cant allude to those bears being summoned by druids or tell any kind of coherent crafted story- it doesnt add any content so its just some bullshit. + +if a game was made with it in mind then some of them indiejank RPGs might shoot up from 4/10s to 8/10s. a rescue game or even a GTA or RDR2 mod with AI prompted situations sounds fucking batshit +--- 636259641 +why haven't modders attempted anything even remotely ambitious like changing the entire worldspace? sure, this would fuck up compability for every single mod in existence, but nothing will EVER feel new or interesting if the world is the same static playground everyone's ran around in a million times over. what about expanding & rearranging the landscape to be more askin to the concept art? the game logic is all there, you just have to move it around and fill in the blanks +--- 636259660 +>>636259580 +And where was it last year? 5 years ago? 10? + +This isn't going backwards. +--- 636259698 +>>636259489 +I don’t think that matters. The worry isn’t that it’ll take over the world, the worry is that it’ll literally make humanity redundant because it’s so much more efficient, and we are seeing it happen before our very eyes. +--- 636259785 +>>636258041 (OP) +True NPC AI. And then AI will start making games. I can't even begin to imagine where we'll be by the end of this decade. This entire industry will be upended. +--- 636259831 +why does skyrim get all the cool mods, it's the worst TES +why not add AI to daggerfall +--- 636259859 +>>636259614 +I think that you're misrepresenting npc dialogue in TES games. for every one line that actually alludes to some obscure gameplay element like getting a clue about the mudcrab merchant, there are a dozen lines of gossip and npc complaining that only remind you that many types of NPCs, like guards, are copy and pasted duplicates. I don't think that the important dialogue can gain from having AI-generated content added to it, I think that the pointless dialogue can be diversified by having even more pointless filler added to it, which is good if players engage with it appropriately, and don't spend 10 hours trying to exhaust Fishwaif Helgba's lines about how the village needs to keep stocking up supplies if they're going to make it through winter or that soup served in a dreugh bowl becomes bitter. +--- 636259923 +>>636258041 (OP) +how long until we have AI WEG, and they all are based on the shitpost image? +--- 636259968 +>>636258296 +>it seems like overnight +GPT 3 existed since 2020, it only just got recently attention and now that GPT 4 came out the improvements have been only marginal. +The hardware requirements are also gigantic, if you run this locally it can take minutes for a single sentence to be generated. + +AI is currently the most overhyped tech sensation that everyone is talking about, but at the end of the day there is no human-like critical thought or context behind what it produces, it's still plagued by issues of throwing out incorrect and illogical statements for everything but the most basic tasks. +--- 636260070 +>>636258296 +>Not sure which +It's this one: +>Either that or we are being psyoped by rampant marketing from corporations invested in AI +--- 636260075 +>>636258469 +>no loli mod +into the trash +--- 636260080 +>>636259968 +This guy is legit huffing copium, he's mentally unhinged. +--- 636260109 +>>636259531 +>I enjoy shitposting and masturbating all day every day therefore everyone else should or be eliminated +Yeah this is something a sane person says +--- 636260192 +>>636259614 +Babysteps. Gotta invent the steam engine before you get to the automobile. + +You're not gonna get full interactive AI curated worlds without having a skyrim mod first. +--- 636260210 +>>636260109 +>projecting again +--- 636260346 +>>636259859 +>I think that the pointless dialogue can be diversified by having even more pointless filler added to it +this is the best use for it in its current state. random npc barks, greetings, npc-to-npc convos. i dont know why people think slapping this on a follower or a major npc is a good idea. no one wants to listen to a stilted dialogue about a randomly generated story that means literally nothing in the context of the game. however, an infinite amount of variations of "hello there" or "welcome to my shop" does a world of good for immersion. +--- 636260372 +>>636259859 +>which is good if players engage with it appropriately, and don't spend 10 hours trying to exhaust Fishwaif Helgba's lines about how the village needs to keep stocking up supplies if they're going to make it through winter or that soup served in a dreugh bowl becomes bitter. +Now imagine the sex mods where you can talk her into fucking you. +--- 636260383 +>>636259698 +And then what? Everybody loses their jobs and? If everybody's "poor", who's going to be rich and buy the shit that robots are making? +--- 636260421 +>>636260383 +Won't need to work but there will still be money. +--- 636260445 +>>636260372 +I don't try to talk random unattractive middle aged women into fucking me in reality, where it would probably be more stimulating and easier. The coomer brain really is a mystery +--- 636260487 +>>636260421 +You mean something like social score? +--- 636260532 +>>636260487 +I mean like having a job you mongoloid. +--- 636260542 +>>636260421 +>>636260383 +>won't need to work but there will still be money +lol. lmao even. automation is a process that cuts out the middleman. if you don't own factories, fields, warehouses, etc., you are the middleman. the number of open job positions tapers off, people get fired one by one, and there's nothing to replace it. there's the same amount of money- but your ex-boss has it all. +--- 636260663 +>>636260383 +The concept of rich and poor will cease. +--- 636260693 +>>636259463 +it pretty much is going to be hacking shit with your eyes, the same way dirtfarmers have drone security over their cows all of the tech filters down eventually until its jury rigged for another purpose. if NFT cunts are already misusing blockchain in its inception youre going to see micro economies in bumfuck African towerblocks and its exactly what needs to happen in this scenario +--- 636260724 +>>636258469 +>it's gamimg time +more like incel time lmao +--- 636260750 +>>636260532 +>no work +>job +ai in ai thread, how nice. +>>636260542 +wow anon, you have all that money that nobody uses anymore! and you have all those factories that make product that nobody can buy! I sure envy you! +--- 636260808 +>>636260750 +>wow anon, you have all that money that nobody uses anymore! +nobody uses? no, the super rich investor class that owns the means of production will still buy goods (and people!) +--- 636260825 +>>636258110 +In Lydia's voice +>As an AI language model, I cannot into sexual promiscuity. Please refrain from initiating such conversations in the future. +--- 636260926 +>>636260080 +I'm just stating facts. +look at how much people here have hoped for the death of artists for months and yet over half a year later nothing much changed, people still pay for smut on patreon and hobby artists keep merrily posting their art on twitter and other sites. +Some artist have been using it as an assisting tool in their workflow, there are small dedicated communities who prompt art and a lot of generated pictures have been dumped on several sites but at the end of the day there is still so much you can't just generate with them which made it impossible to downright replace artists. +--- 636260939 +>>636259531 +i dont give a fuck about you. nobody does. put your hands up your asshole and shove your ears in the toilet and just ignore the NEET threads where a large portion of people in them are saying its not great. literally dont give a single fuck about your tiny shitbrain im talking macro- 100,000 people with UBI and nothing to do during the day. the media you consume and the effluvia you value would change immeasurably because the corporate "target audience" would shift so far away from you that still enaging in your vcurrent hobbies would be untenable. dont think im being caustic for no reason- its because i know you too are just going to turn around and say "yeah well fuck those people" and then complain about Marvel vs FIFA HD Remix 2043 Edition: Live Version Lite +--- 636260984 +>>636260939 +yikes +--- 636261006 +>>636259572 +im afraid that you sincerely believe what youre imagining is real and +--- 636261084 +>>636260926 +>admits he's a coping artist with strawmen living rent free in his mind +Like I said, he's huffing copium. +--- 636261152 +>>636260984 +exactly. perish. you dont have a viewpoint and i dont hate you specifically for it, youre just detritus and its not particularly optimistic for large swathes of people to be like that. like i said originally im trying not to be a misanthrope but you can clearly see what happens when people have no purpose and what producers try and satiate them with and its Disney happy drivel that i dont want to become even more normal. +--- 636261157 +>>636259614 +>it cant allude to those bears being summoned by druids or tell any kind of coherent crafted story- it doesnt add any content so its just some bullshit. +It actually can, and on top of that have its own personality. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7pipuRfBs&ab_channel=2kliksphilip [Embed] +--- 636261201 +>>636260808 +>dude the 0.1% will have all the money that they can trade only amongst themselves and the rest... uhhh.. the rest will be their slaves!!! +stupid fucking underage brained faggot, reality is not a movie. Le rich elites can already enslave you if they want, but they need you for profit, and when you stop being profit they'll stop being le rich elites. +--- 636261230 +>>636261152 +The funny part is that you think I read your post. I just laughed and baited you into another chimp out. +--- 636261429 +>>636259614 +I'm more interested in AI's dynamically adjusting gameplay events, like random encounters and stuff like that since devs are mostly incapable of that kind of stuff. I don't really want to talk to NPCs but I do want to kill or rescue them, that sort of thing. +--- 636261436 +>>636261201 +>the material wealth of civilizations evaporates in a linguistic tautology +nope, doesn't work like that. you will not become suddenly equal with the super-rich elites just because you're destitute in a slum and they're in their compound and you no longer interact at all. +--- 636261575 +>>636261084 +you seem really desperate to get more replies out of me, these threads haven't been so active like they used to be but you could at least try harder than reusing the same twitch jargon over and over +--- 636261578 +>>636258041 (OP) +Welp it's officially the end of artistic expression. Literally Brave New World. +--- 636261643 +Flying cars any day now! +--- 636261646 +>>636259641 +Because that takes an immense amount of work for what amounts to overall a small gain +--- 636261668 +>>636258041 (OP) +why the fuck everyone reposts that video +it's not new, months ago I've already seen it implemented in both skyrim and bannerlord +--- 636261791 +>>636261436 +>dudeee matrix is literally reaaalll there will be robocops pointing guns at your head and forcing you to live in slums just because rich elites are le evil!!! +Egoists usually prefer to be revered, so even if they somehow manage to retain their status as da super sekrit rich elites, I'm sure they won't start acting like movie villains. +--- 636261794 +>>636259968 +Named entitiy recognition sounds spooky as fuck +--- 636262062 +>>636261791 +trying to call me "movie-brained" with takes like this is the purest projection I've ever seen. unlike you, I think that all of these things are incremental and subtle. you'll be poorer each year because of economic forces that you're powerless to change, and the difference ends up in the pockets of billionaires. but it seems like you only understand things in terms of overly dramatic soundbytes. that's what you try to re-format my posts into, after all +--- 636262082 +>>636258414 +Lewd dialogue for sexlab. Flavor text for followers. You could potentially change a quest's route by the AI-generated choices. It would be great for immersion and just adding that little bit of extra variety. +--- 636262180 +Someone quick post the quick rundown of Oblivion mod about virus which creates npcs turning other npcs into copies of itself and fight war against the other virus. +--- 636262535 +>>636258414 +Immersion. I'm actually scared because this shit is like crack to autists like me. +--- 636262552 +>>636262062 +>doesn't know what "projection" means +No shit I'm calling you movie-brained, do you read your own shit? +>you'll be poorer each year because of economic forces that you're powerless to change. +Story as old as time, had and has nothing to do with AI. You're a class A retard. +--- 636262741 +>>636258041 (OP) +>Ability for NPC's to actually have new text and voiced dialogue responses to player input +>Somehow bad according to you faggots +Consider jumping off a cliff +--- 636262952 +>>636260926 +AI did kill off some artists but only shitty smut ones. +--- 636263175 +I love how the AI turned Lydia into a based Nord +--- 636263320 +>>636262535 +In another 5'ish years, I'm going to be able to run my own rudimentary fantasy worlds with MLL npc's, and it's going to be amazing. +--- 636263378 +>>636261643 + +Flying cars are technologically possible, what holds them back are FAA regulations +--- 636263515 +>>636261230 +you didnt bait me into shit- youre laughing at nothing like a retard, i left the thread to go talk about silent hill and youre still here being an empty "nihilism is cool" 14 year old retard so have fun finding that "funny" + +TL;DR enjoy your life you lil monkey +--- 636263536 +>>636261436 +You don't understand. +The rich need the middle class to buy their shit. +No middle class = no profits. +See all those articles where "millennials are killing this industry" where the industry in question is luxurious shit like diamonds or something. The ultra rich simply aren't enough to finance whole industries by themselves (unless is for ultra niche things like yatches). +--- 636263712 +>>636261791 +>he doesn't know +There's a reason why sailors who worked in billionaire luxury yachts generally have lower life expectancies compared to oil rig workers. We don't even register as humans to these people +--- 636263758 +>>636263536 + +You're so stupid and don't even realize it. If the rich automate away all jobs with robots, what do they need money to buy, which the robots cannot simply make for them? +--- 636263909 +>>636261429 +yeah this is what i meant- for ecample in RDR2 you can prompt a set of NPCs who are then allocated factions and motivation and the set mission structures can be attached after the initial altercation. + +[Murfree Brood] chasing down [Saint Denis Woman] and [Police Officer x2] +>Kill Murfree's +[Police Officer x2] asks you to take her home so he can deal with his wounded partner- there are more [Murfree Brood[ searching her house. and then a fucking [Legendary Bear] turns up for no reason. + +nothing about Skyrim has enough stock material in it to warrant just plonking a conversation engine into it +--- 636264158 +>>636262180 +it wasnt really a mod, someone from here started it on purpose- he failed a couple of times due to crashes but eventually it fucked up as every probability based videogame situation does and he eventually got a machination of a bunch of the same orc and a bunch of the same wood elf fighting for overall population occupation until the wood elf won and everything was him +--- 636264220 +>>636258405 +they are firing thousands because the economy is shit, not because of ai, the executives want people to think it's about ai because it sounds better. if you simply fire a bunch of people for no reason, investors will think the company is in trouble. +--- 636264309 +>>636258296 +Tech is always like that. +Behind every seemingly explosive growth is years, maybe even decades of research, all it takes is for tech and/or production to reach the point where consumers gain easy access to them for it to blow up. +--- 636264334 +>>636263758 +more money. are you talking about real life or a hypothetical magical situation? why do millionaires want to become billionaires? and why do billionaires keep earning more money when they have everything they want? its status. theyll fuck off to space and build whatever because they want to be seen as elite not just BE elite and have nice things to enjoy. you think people with 1000 car collections just stop? +--- 636264483 +Speed run how long it takes to convince AI Npcs to kill themselves. +--- 636264542 +>>636264334 +>more money. + +Which they do not need in a condition of full automation, as they own the robots that manufacture everything, so there is nothing they could even buy that their own robots can't simply make for them +--- 636264640 +>>636263758 +If the ultra rich stop even pretending to offer anything to the world and become ultra tech hermits, like you are proposing, what stop the masses ( or even the fucking government) to kill them and taking their shit? +--- 636264705 +>>636259641 +What's the point? If you want to rebuild entire worldspace, then it's better to make your own new woldspace. And there are plenty of projects who are making it. +--- 636264749 +>>636264640 + +Drone swarms, but theyll just give serfs UBI +--- 636264760 +>>636264640(me) +Also, of the we come to the point where we can manufacture anything using robots, why wouldn't we become a post scarcity society? +--- 636264880 +If all jobs are replaced the elites will still need to placate the masses somehow, currently they are doing it with goyslop and manufactured conflicts. If working becomes obsolete, which it wont because zogbots will always be required and AI can't replace soldiers, then they will introduce the literal matrix. If they don't and everyone is poor with not even the illusion of upward mobility the elites die and they know that. +--- 636264884 +>>636260663 +No. Those at the top will be more powerful while the average person loses all value. +--- 636264929 +>>636264542 +doesnt matter fuck you, more money. your logic isnt needed here. do you think robots run on magic? do you think business costs- yknow what im not going to outline every detail of why "having a robot build everything" is a retarded central point of the discussion for not needing money +--- 636265041 +>>636264929 + +>your logic isnt needed here. do you think robots run on magic? + +No, they will still need power, and raw resources to turn into products. So at best, this supports the idea that the future economy will consist of resource trades between billionaire families living in fortified luxury compounds while everybody else subsistence farms a pollution cursed earth. + +>yknow what im not going to outline every detail of why "having a robot build everything" is a retarded central point of the discussion for not needing money + +Because you are slowly realizing you didn't think it all the way through. +--- 636265451 +>>636265041 +Like one of my rts games!!! The future sounds fun! +--- 636268845 +>>636259641 +Enderal +--- 636269507 +>>636258296 +the AI boom happened much like people specu;lated an atomic war would, afther the first shot everyone who had an AI jumped the gun at introducing it as fast as possible because they didnt want to be left out of the investor money, and now everyone has nothing new to show and this will be the case for a few years, assuming they wont get legislated to death +companies who want to use those half-made tools are just delusional money grabbers and will die out before they can undo the damage theyre causing to themselves +--- 636269550 +>>636258296 +>we are being psyoped by rampant marketing from corporations invested in AI +This. +--- 636269652 +>>636258041 (OP) +I won't play your mod. +--- 636269787 +>>636258414 +combine it with porn mods and you can get an immersive experience of seducing an argonian bartender +--- 636269930 +>>636259641 +>why haven't our local fence-building crew attempted to recreate notre dam de paris? +--- 636270231 +>>636258910 +>telling someone to go back to 2003 and not wanting to go with them +--- 636271782 +>>636260825 +the funny part is, you will get the same shit with local-hosted ai's too. +so, for once i can say ai is just a meme in hands of kikes. +--- 636273983 +I just installed Nefaram the other day and it's legit one of the most fun RPG experiences I've had this year. Can't believe I'm saying this but I'm having fun playing Skyrim porn mods of all fucking things. +The sex is kinda awkward so I can hardly fap to it but something about the storylines it generates with sexist toll gates, prostitution, rape and begging is actually fun. Legitimately going into debt to have an OP companion that can help fight the bandits that are actually strong now, and accepting stupid conditions to keep her around. I feel like I'm actually roleplaying an underdog character instead of just getting OP out the gate. +Anyway it includes dome AI generated voice lines and while immediately detectable I'm pretty impressed with how close it gets to the characters' original voices. +--- 636275179 +>>636258296 +ai is not growing exponentially as it might seem. in fact, its stagnating quite hard right now. know about how moores law was a huge deal but in modern times is considered dead? ai is not very different in that sense. people in the ai industry are being laid off en masse because the companies are realizing this. its not going very far for much longer. diff --git a/v/636258793.txt b/v/636258793.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6a4514598a480d441a2ccf32a7eb2b7cf6b107db --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636258793.txt @@ -0,0 +1,975 @@ +----- +--- 636258793 +Gamers.... we lost +--- 636258886 +>shart wars +>troon streamer +Consider suicide. +--- 636259065 +she's playing on easy, on higher difficulties they'll hit you(which yall would also complain about) +--- 636259134 +BOOBA +--- 636259156 +>>636259065 +I'm willing to bet her audience does not care and would defend her to the death so she would say their name on stream. +--- 636259178 +>stormstroopers are known to miss as a meme. +>They actually miss in the game. +??? +What's the problem? They are playing into the joke. +--- 636259185 +>>636258793 (OP) +>heat up some coffee +what +--- 636259196 +>>636258793 (OP) +>heat up coffee +i really hope she meant "brew" and that she doesn't put cold coffee into the microwave +--- 636259201 +>>636259065 +>yall +You have to go back. +--- 636259248 +>>636258793 (OP) +Even stormtroopers in the Jedi Knight series wouldn't miss that badly... +--- 636259274 +>>636258793 (OP) +>Stormtroopers can't shoot worth shit +This is canon, I see nothing wrong with that webm +--- 636259324 +>>636258793 (OP) +haha just like my movies +--- 636259342 +>>636258793 (OP) +secondaries please kill yourselves, Stormtroopers are known to have shit aim against the main characters +--- 636259343 +>gamers +Only starwarsfaggots lost, like always. +--- 636259368 +>>636259065 +so then you have to redo the bullshit climbing section again? awesome. + +Seriously, Uncharted was what, 17 years ago? How many more third person action-adventure-with-climbing-siddling-along-walls-pushing-through-crevices etc. do you want to play? +--- 636259380 +>>636258793 (OP) +I don't watch streamers that have a face cam +--- 636259389 +>>636259201 +stop gatekeeping +--- 636259393 +>>636258793 (OP) +That's a whole lot of slampig. +--- 636259405 +So it has scripted on rails action sequences like Uncharted and Nu Raider and practically all of Sony's games at this stage? most of those barely require any thought either. These obstacle course design sections are so fucking common where you just press left right up or down and don't have to do shit. The story makes you believe there's some danger going on, but there's actually nothing. +--- 636259414 +>>636259065 +You got some proof for those claims? +--- 636259420 +Yeah she based. Time to subscribe to her OF +--- 636259438 +>>636258793 (OP) +we could've had Titanfall 3, bros... +--- 636259492 +>>636258793 (OP) +>Movie accurate stormtroopers +Kino +--- 636259510 +>>636259420 +Link the OF. +--- 636259581 +>>636259414 +behold, my undeniable proof +--- 636259645 +>>636258793 (OP) +Slampig. +--- 636259709 +>>636259178 +This. +Lore accurate. +From soft babbies dont get the deep star wars lore because there are not 1 million videos explaining the story +--- 636259749 +>>636259581 +>Some no name shill on twitter +You're gonna have to do better than that +--- 636259764 +>>636258793 (OP) +lmao based ethot +--- 636259803 +>>636259709 +Self-referential fan humor isn't "lore" you braindead simpleton. +--- 636259839 +>>636258793 (OP) +I kept moving on this part and got hit at least once, I'm playing on knight difficulty. +--- 636259864 +>>636258793 (OP) +lel, modern gaymes are a fucking joke. +--- 636259865 +>>636259709 +the lore says they are extremely deadly +even your reddit EU expansion packs confirm it +--- 636259882 +>>636259156 +people are bashing her on twitter for playing on the easiest mode. +she's still a bitch for making fun of the game without admitting playing on easy +--- 636259931 +>>636259709 +>From soft babbies +>anyone who wants a game with some form of challenge is automatically a from soft / dark souls player +You're one of those faggots who calls something hard 'Souls-like' as well aren't you? even if it doesn't represent Dark Souls design at all. +--- 636259934 +>>636259581 +Your undeniable proof could functionally just be you screencapping your own twitter opinion. You realize that, right? +--- 636259953 +>>636258793 (OP) +>Heat up some coffee +Do americans really? +--- 636259957 +>>636259934 +goddamn you are fucking stupid +--- 636259975 +>>636259065 +>>636259581 +it's easy mode not movie mode +--- 636260023 +>>636258793 (OP) +BOOBA +--- 636260026 +>>636259953 +You drink cold coffee? Did your tribe not invent fire yet? +--- 636260030 +>>636259749 +>>636259934 +Im pretty sure that was sarcasm, anons +--- 636260039 +>>636259864 +--- 636260095 +>>636258793 (OP) +The impact uncharted has had on video games have been nothing short of terrible. Fake ass action pieces that require nothing from the player are dogshit, and anyone who gets a buzz from playing games like this are brainless retards. +--- 636260115 +>>636259864 +What is this even called if "quick" or "timed" is no longer part of it? +--- 636260182 +>>636260115 +If only there were a third word. +Oh well, guess we'll never know. +--- 636260187 +You actually watch this ogre, made a webm, and created a thread. +Get a fucking job anon your mom is tired of seeing your face. +--- 636260223 +>>636260115 +>What is this even called +Movie game +--- 636260261 +>>636259065 +you will never blend in with southerners. +--- 636260274 +>>636258793 (OP) +I wish I was that chair +--- 636260281 +>eceleb thread +--- 636260301 +>>636260039 +that was the best thing to come out of that game tbqhwyf +--- 636260329 +>/v/ when confronted with the question what they hate more, women or badly optimized AAA games +--- 636260364 +>>636259975 +Actually it's literally called "Story Mode" in this +--- 636260398 +>>636260115 +"event" +--- 636260481 +>>636258793 (OP) +I would hit her even with a few drinks in me. In fact i think i would need a few drinks. +--- 636260543 +>le bad aim storm troopers mehmeh!!!!!!!! +Hate retards so much +--- 636260561 +>>636260481 +hope you like giving reach around handjobs +--- 636260590 +>>636258793 (OP) +what a fat hog +--- 636260645 +>still no video proof that the stormtroopers will hit you on higher difficulties +--- 636260674 +>>636260115 +Press any button to continue +--- 636260681 +>>636260329 +But I've always loved women and simply hate shit vidya. +--- 636260702 +>>636260645 +The 1st game didn't work like that so I kinda doubt it's different this time around. +--- 636260759 +>>636259864 +Schrodinger's QTE. +--- 636260878 +>>636258793 (OP) +don't see anything wrong with that webm: stormtroopers can't hit the broad side of a barn, that's been star wars canon since '77 +--- 636260914 +>>636259405 +except in uncharted and tomb raider you can and will die if you mess up, and they will show your character being impaled etc + +if you actually played games instead of being a little bitch crying about sony all day, you'd know that +--- 636261063 +>>636260674 +It's not any button though. It's clearly square. +--- 636261174 +>>636258793 (OP) +i mean yeah, its just like the movies what do you want? +--- 636261294 +>>636260681 +>all those fridges +they forgot the hips module +--- 636261476 +>>636259065 +>>636259882 +Why wouldn't you play a children's game on easy? You trying to prove something? LOL +--- 636261545 +>>636261476 +Why would you play a children's game at all +--- 636261589 +>>636259368 +Only prince of Persia. Everything else was and is shit. +--- 636261594 +>>636260026 +No, I brew coffee. "Heat up some coffee" sounds like sticking it in microwave +--- 636261613 +>>636259065 +>yall +fuck off flyover state hick +--- 636261669 +>>636261545 +you know why, bitch +--- 636261717 +>>636261589 +Amen brother +--- 636261730 +>>636259953 +Americans don't have electric kettles so they have to microwave water and coffee. +--- 636261782 +>>636261097 +coomers get the rope +vidya is all that matters +--- 636261785 +>>636260115 +Turn based cutscene +--- 636261804 +>>636260329 +One thing for certain, jannies will always be the most hated group in 4chan. +--- 636261807 +>>636261589 +/thread +--- 636261829 +>>636259065 +>>636259581 +I'm playing on Grand Master and any ranged enemy is complete bullshit. Even generic B1 battle droids are sharpshooters, and they spawn half a dozen of them each encounter so you're fucked unless you use the double saber exclusively. You better pray B2 droids don't pelt you with their unblockable shot that takes 3/4 of your health, or that you're not bumrushed by BX faggots. +--- 636261963 +>>636258793 (OP) +Whos is this whore and what's her OF? +--- 636262093 +Putting in story mode in vidya was a mistake, because people who actually like playing games would never use it in the first place. Only thing it achieves is it lets non-gamers with an ulterior motive play them, usually camwhores as a form of advertisement. These people hate vidya and pandering to them is a waste of resources. +--- 636262178 +>>636260329 +schrodinger's /v/irgin + +usually they hate women more. /v/ lined up to defend bobby kotick, diabolical jew incarnate during the blizzard fiasco. /tvpol/ also lined up to defend jewish directors like woody allen, weinstein, polanski etc when actresses tried to take them down +--- 636262193 +>>636262093 +>people who actually like playing games +don't buy Jedi fucking Survivor +--- 636262234 +>>636262193 +Filtered. The game is fine. +--- 636262250 +Hey, I did one of these in whatever medal of honor came out in the 360 era. Starts with a mounted turret on a jeep section and even if you do nothing stuff still blows up and you progress. Cant lose. +--- 636262315 +>>636262193 +I don't buy EA/Ubisoft/Rockstar-slop +--- 636262385 +>>636262315 +imagine being so filtered you refuse to buy any games +--- 636262470 +>>636262370 +>post porn +>pretend to not be a coomer +--- 636262472 +>>636260329 +The answer is Jannies. +--- 636262603 +>>636262470 +Watching porn or liking pretty women doesn't make you a coomer, bud. +--- 636262625 +>>636259389 +Gatekeeping is good. +--- 636262634 +>>636258793 (OP) +Isn’t this like a series in joke? +--- 636262675 +>>636262603 +>watching porn doesn't make you a coomer +--- 636262696 +>>636261097 +>>636262370 +>>636258793 (OP) + +Full names please +--- 636262704 +>>636262470 +>You like attractive women? By god that makes you a coomer! +Isn't it funny how Puritains and Neo-Puritains agree on so many fundamental points. To the point where 'Can acknowledge feminine beauty' becomes a moral failing of some kind? +Bunch of fucking speds. +--- 636262715 +>>636262603 +>coping coomer seething that /v/ only needs vidya +--- 636262726 +BOOBA + +fett +--- 636262783 +>>636262675 +Exactly. I'm glad we finally agreed on something. +--- 636262804 +>>636262696 +The streamer is stormfall33 and the middle gif is Noelle Easton +--- 636262926 +>>636262315 +very nice +>>636262696 +shae summers +--- 636263000 +>>636262804 +>>636262926 + +Thank you both very much +--- 636263001 +>thread showcasing how to spot a shill by being overt coomers +--- 636263009 +>>636262726 +Boba FEET +--- 636263043 +>>636258793 (OP) +Why is she dressed like a cheap hooker? +--- 636263152 +>>636259196 +>expecting any streamer to be a functional adult +They’re literal millionaire hobos who’d live under a bridge if not for infinite gibs. +--- 636263228 +>>636261294 +they're women, not hogs +--- 636263238 +>>636260914 +What is Rose up to these days? Haven't even thought of her in years and years. +--- 636263291 +>>636259864 +Seriously though, what's the point? +At least make it actually possible to fail on harder difficulties or something. +--- 636263292 +>>636263043 +You answered your own question, anon. +--- 636263309 +>>636258793 (OP) +>Girl gamer goes against the stupid love for this game online and exposes it for the garbage it is +This one's okay +>>636259581 +>The enemies are either all blind retards or master sharpshooters +Great game design +--- 636263316 +>>636261829 +Don’t know if they changed much in the new one but can’t you just kill them with their own bullets. Them having better aim actually helps you because you don’t have to guess if you should deflect or not. +--- 636263432 +>>636260674 +LOL +--- 636263467 +>>636259065 +>yall +Fuck off nigger +--- 636263503 +>>636260681 +Do koreans tend to have bigger boobs of the asians or just cherypicked? +--- 636263782 +I hate women so fucking much +--- 636263804 +>>636263503 +Anon every single one of them has had extensive work done on their faces and you think they're above getting a boobjob? +--- 636263812 +>>636263503 +They tend to go overboard with the manufactured plastic look. +--- 636263815 +>>636263309 +What love? Everyone is shitting on this game +--- 636263862 +>>636263503 +Most popular surgery after jaw clipping is that type of bppbjpb its not silicone implants but something else some new technique. +That one in particular also has a child so its another factor. +--- 636263942 +>>636258793 (OP) +This is canon, stormtroopers are ordered not to hit the plot armor guy ever since the first movie came out. +--- 636264025 +>>636259864 +--- 636264189 +>>636259864 +>full beard to hide chin +>cap to hide baldness +Why do these types of guys always tend to act tough when they're basically the equivalent of women caked in makeup? +--- 636264193 +>>636260115 +It's called "confirm you still awake" button +--- 636264237 +>>636264025 +missing the caption +--- 636264242 +>>636263862 +Their faces are so uncanny valley, how can people be attracted to this +--- 636264272 +>>636260115 +Tutorial. The game is teaching the player that she is a companion that can be commanded. +--- 636264324 +>>636264242 +Incels fap to their plastic anime figures and that is the next closest thing. +--- 636264373 +>>636264272 +>Tutorial few hours into the game +--- 636264408 +>>636264242 +>how can people be attracted to this +simps have an awfully crap taste - they'll send donations and jack off to anyone that'll talk to them. +--- 636264462 +>>636260681 +Korean dancing is "white people dancing" meme but exaggerated. They are so stiff and janky it's almost doing a full circle back to artistry. +--- 636264465 +>>636264242 +This, where's the manjaw and adam's apple? This is very problematic. +--- 636264501 +>>636264465 +FUCK OFF TRANSPHOBE! +--- 636264509 +What is this thread topic? +--- 636264523 +>>636264373 +Yes because no one intuitively expects a nigger to be useful. Think about it logically. +--- 636264552 +>>636263238 +Married and mom last I heard. Makes the occasional Christmas video. +--- 636264569 +>>636264462 +>seething pinkoid he doesn't have soul +--- 636264575 +>>636264189 +Post your face. +--- 636264635 +>>636264242 +Skinny figure? Big tits? +Feminine dressing style and behavior? +Above average intelligence? +--- 636264643 +>>636264569 +Negro can do two things really well. Run and dance. It's a fact. +--- 636264649 +>>636258793 (OP) +Cinematic """""games""""", not even once. +--- 636264726 +That's my e-gf stormfall and yeah it's the hardest difficulty; it was funy seeing reddit go ballistic because Star Wars is their fucking religion and any perceived attack on it cannot go unpunished. +--- 636264787 +>>636258793 (OP) +its on brand for storm troopers to have bad aim. +--- 636264810 +gaming.... won +--- 636264847 +>>636264552 +Welp good for her I guess. +--- 636264858 +>>636259196 +Do you bozos not make a pot in the morning then microwave a cup throughout the day when you want some more? +--- 636264895 +>>636264858 +>Owning a microwave +--- 636264980 +>>636264858 +Here on 4channel we only use ovens in honor of our favorite dude +--- 636264990 +>>636264810 +>One of those is not like the other +--- 636265017 +>>636264858 +>microwave +Ew +--- 636265116 +>play game on easy +>it's easy +reminds me of this guy who played tlou2 with a bunch of the accessibility options on and was mocking the game for being too easy with them on. total desperate faggot behavior +--- 636265120 +>>636264980 +NEDM cat? +--- 636265126 +>>636264858 +>implying such disgusting blasphemy +Kill yourself uncultured mutt animal +--- 636265195 +>>636259953 +>>636261730 +She meant she's brewing coffee, settle down eurosharts. +--- 636265210 +>>636265116 +how do you know it's easy? +--- 636265297 +>>636264858 +Kys false flagging euromutt. +--- 636265350 +>>636265116 +Hey, alright. +--- 636265351 +>>636259581 +how do modern game devs solve this? last of us 1 and 2 have the same issue where enemies will headshot 10 miles across the map while youre running and all have wallhack to know instantly where you are the nano second you made any sound +last of us 2 on grounded is unironicly one of the hardest games ive ever played just for all the wrong reasons +--- 636265478 +>>636265351 +Maybe don't put a section into your game where you slowly shimmy along a rope because it's "cinematic" even though it's shit gameplay +--- 636265589 +>>636265297 +>euromutt. +No matter how much you mutts say this, it'll never stick. +If I were to offer advice it would be to find something that has a bit more punch to it. You know how lefty cunts are incapable of coming up with good insults/names, or just outright copy things other people come up with? You're doing that, and it has no effect really. + +Quite frankly, I believe you can do better. Just call him a muslim and you have a decent % chance of being right, and even if you're wrong the subtle gut punch of reminding the euro that his country has a ton of them running about will also sting. +--- 636265762 +>>636261097 +being attracted to women is such a curse. I hate them so much but try telling my dick that +--- 636265853 +>>636264858 +i don't mind cold coffee +--- 636265871 +>>636265351 +Spend funds on better coders and not pweety grafficks. +--- 636265943 +>>636264237 +>mfw I intentionally do NOT press X +--- 636266073 +>>636264858 +No because microwaved coffee is fucking disgusting +--- 636266293 +>>636264858 +I brew a pot then wait for it to get cold before I drink the whole thing in one sitting. +--- 636266490 +>>636265762 +I hope it gets better, fren. Best of luck! +--- 636266495 +>>636264509 +Any of the following +>e-thots +>new Star Wars game +>easy mode in games +>cosmetic surgeries +>coffee and kitche appliances +--- 636266627 +>>636258793 (OP) +this is actually canonically accurate stormtrooper aim +--- 636266753 +>>636258886 +How do you know it's a troon? anon.... +--- 636266767 +>>636260039 +>picrel +kek +--- 636266832 +>>636260329 +I'd rather have sex with a woman than play AAA "games". + +t. tried both +--- 636266861 +>>636266753 +obviously because I have sukk'd its dikk +--- 636266901 +>>636266832 +I've never had sex with a woman but I still figure it can't be worse than AAA games +--- 636266967 +>>636258886 +Is that a troon? +--- 636267283 +>>636265762 +Sometimes I envy the gays. There's absolutely no benefits in being attracted to women. Though I suppose asexuals have it best. +--- 636267290 +>>636264858 +we drink monsters here +--- 636267293 +>>636265351 +>tlou1 +as far as I know the first game had a warning shot system where you were always given one free misfire when you were getting out of cover unless an enemy was pointblank. +--- 636267343 +>>636267283 +No benefits? Pussy is pretty awesome, dude. +--- 636267356 +>>636260681 +berry's tits are too fake and too big for their fakeness +--- 636267357 +>>636266901 +>can't be worse than AAA games +Sometimes +>you cum too fast or can't get it up +>she makes fun of you +--- 636267445 +>>636259196 +Microwaved coffee barely tastes different +--- 636267548 +>>636267343 +A good bj is better. Fucking raw is nice but to do that without risk you need a gf/wife which is hell. +--- 636267553 +>>636267445 +t. american +--- 636267567 +>>636261829 +wow sounds like a realistic application of defense personnel how dare they include that in a video game +--- 636267581 +>>636259438 +It wouldn't have been the same anyway, look at Apex. +--- 636267585 +>>636265351 +I finished TLOU2 on grounded too and didn't have issues. Enemies will always miss the first bullet unless it's point blank. And any enemy that sees or hears about you has to tell it to others before they know so it's fair. The only "wallhack" they have is if you stay in one spot for too long their patrols dynamically change to move around your hideout so that you have to move away or deal with them. +--- 636267650 +>>636264858 +I don't drink coffee +--- 636267667 +>>636259065 +That actually might be true because the stormtroopers really do get far more accurate in Jedi Outcast / Academy on higher difficulties +--- 636267671 +>>636267283 +gay men are also horrible +to have a dick is to suffer +through dick, unity +--- 636267683 +>>636267548 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkeBqGWw4Ew [Embed] +--- 636267712 +>>636267548 +>gf/wife +>without risk +Most people get STDs from their long-term partner +--- 636267730 +>>636267712 +That's when you're a cuck. I'm not. +--- 636267785 +>>636267730 +Until you are +--- 636267797 +>>636259864 +what the fuck? I remember when qte's first got inplemented in GoW 1-3 if you didn't input them in time you died lol why is the industry retarding? +--- 636267803 +>>636267283 +Envy what? Monkey pox or diapers? +>>636267667 +>stormtroopers really do get far more accurate in Jedi Outcast / Academy on higher difficulties +Anon... +--- 636267804 +>>636263309 +There are difficulty levels between easy and grandmaster you colossal retard. +--- 636267810 +>>636259065 +top 3 retarded boards on 4chan +--- 636267876 +>>636267803 +what? it's true +--- 636267915 +>>636267785 +Being one is innate. If you're not one you won't get cucked it's that simple. +--- 636267923 +>>636267553 +Finnish +--- 636267993 +>>636267876 +Of course, but it's been 130 years of crappy to mediocre SW games between Academy/Outcast and Tomb Jedi Raider Uncharted. Nu-BF2 is great tho. +--- 636268021 +>>636267923 +Oh, well a 祝你有美好的一天,我的朋友 to you too. +--- 636268027 +>>636267915 +I know guys like you. They stay in denial the longest +--- 636268071 +>>636259389 +stop being alive +--- 636268136 +>>636259709 +Storm Troopers aren't bad shots in the original Star Wars. As Leia points out, "They let us go. It's the only explanation for the ease of our escape" +--- 636268142 +>>636264810 +>bloodborne in there just for the hell of it +I hate that movie fags attach themselves to that game. +--- 636268171 +>>636259934 +holy fucking shit +>inb4 I was merely pretending! +--- 636268227 +>>636260329 +It's not a competition bro, I hate tons of things. +--- 636268263 +>>636268027 +Spoken like a cuck who doesn't get it. +--- 636268264 +>>636267797 +It started with the abolishment of the term "gamer". Had to eliminate any expectations for newcomers and casualize the whole damn industry +--- 636268305 +>>636264980 +lmao +--- 636268404 +>>636259065 +https://files.catbox.moe/gyo66y.mp4 +--- 636268418 +>>636258793 (OP) +Star wars... +>>636261097 +>>636262370 +Nice +--- 636268485 +>>636258793 (OP) +These troopers are a scripted encounter and that's why they miss, but if you do aggro normal enemies and try to climb they will shoot you in the ass. +--- 636268509 +>>636261669 +not him but go ahead and tell me why +--- 636268513 +>>636258793 (OP) +>when the over the shoulder, cinematic, developmentally diverse, AAA western slop hits +--- 636268574 +>>636260681 +>transians +--- 636268610 +>>636267993 +you're a poser if you're speaking speaking of accurate enemies in the context of jedi outcast in a positive light, those aimbot greedos were lazy horseshit. +--- 636268702 +>>636258793 (OP) +thats a man +--- 636268825 +>>636258793 (OP) +the only people who lost were the ones who installed denuvo on their PCs +--- 636268847 +>>636264523 +lmao +--- 636268898 +>>636259405 +the dot is unironically more dramatic +--- 636268909 +>>636258793 (OP) +Well, in Ucnharted first bullets don't do any damage to Drake, they just telegraph the enemy positions to the player. Games were always about smoke and mirrors, in this case devs were too lazy to add a "killing shot" if the player doesn't do anything. +--- 636269021 +>she +>her +>woman +>pregnant male +--- 636269072 +>>636268610 +you mean those snipers on Coruscant? Yeah, they're annoying but wasn't reallly difficult since there's so few of them. +--- 636269084 +>>636259178 +>What's the problem? They are playing into the joke. +I think the problem is that Disney does this shit like all the time. It's no longer funny when the series itself acknowledges the joke + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hd5nC_okac [Embed] +--- 636269091 +>>636263862 +japs and nazi basedentists literally invented silicone injections into tits +--- 636269208 +>>636258793 (OP) +fucking hell +--- 636269267 +This game actually does hard mode very well. The enemies all gang up on you constantly shooting at you and hitting you with melee weapons all at the same time. +--- 636269298 +>>636260329 +Why not both +--- 636269518 +>>636264810 +>Bloodborne out of nowhere +I hate snoys so much +--- 636269642 +>>636265762 +Are you me? It's like we share the same brain or like you sucked the words straight out of my dick or something. +--- 636269767 +>>636267712 +That can't be right. +--- 636269813 +>>636269208 +la creatura del videojuegos +--- 636270567 +>>636264810 +>cinematic over the shoulder third person open world action game on Unreal Engine™ +>and Bloodborne +--- 636270720 +/v/ would rather believe the game is bad than that a female streamer plays it on easy +--- 636271142 +>>636263503 +The days of needing plastic surgery to have big boobs are over. +When the girls in the webm are done with the day's stream they just take them off. +--- 636271183 +>Stormtroopers can't aim joke +--- 636271309 +>>636258793 (OP) +Yea that's an accurate reproduction of a typical stormtrooper's accuracy. +--- 636271405 +>>636260329 +>what they hate more, women or badly optimized AAA games. +--- 636271553 +>>636271405 +Comparing women to an unoptimized product is actually pretty accurate. If they were optimized to work as efficiently as men then we wouldn't have to keep hearing about the "a woman's dollar is just 80 cents" meme. +--- 636271558 +>>636259405 +The Star Wars game actually adds some platforming elements so it's not completely brainless. + +It'd actually be a pretty good game if it ran well. +--- 636271687 +>>636270720 +Why not both? +--- 636271817 +>>636271183 +>>636271309 +the singularity of men +--- 636271821 +>>636262704 +coomer cope +porn (which you are posting now) will always be the furthest thing away from any beauty whatsoever you braindead coomer +--- 636271943 +>>636258793 (OP) +DUUUUUDE I HECKIN LOVE EASY GAMES THEY'RE SO MUCH FUN +--- 636271947 +>>636259581 +>apparently + +It's not apparent whatsoever. +--- 636272031 +>>636263291 +All of these games have been hijacked by failed writers that hate video games and would rather be writing movies or streaming shows. +--- 636272069 +>>636264242 +because that fakeness is the closest thing one has to an anime girl, it's sad and pathetic tbqh +--- 636272203 +>>636258793 (OP) +that's a man. +--- 636272230 +>>636259065 +Incredible how many hillbillies were able to take their dicks out of their goats long enough to tell you that you're appropriating redneck culture. +--- 636272329 +>>636264242 +That's just the regular asian though? +--- 636272509 +>>636261829 +Once you unlock the Crossguard and get the improved deflect skill for it, B2 Droids and other tanky ranged enemies become trivial. It makes it so that blaster shots you deflect become charged shots, which staggers most enemies and deals a good amount of damage. It's funny because they introduce Droidekas after that and make a big deal about them and the Crossguard demolishes them. +--- 636272635 +>>636258793 (OP) +Not that anyone here cares about facts, but that's a scripted sequence. The stormtroopers are scripted to miss until you move a bit more to the right and then they shoot at the metal beam causing you to drop down. +--- 636272817 +>>636258793 (OP) +You know... I'd hit that. She's cacked up to hell and back but it would be alright for late night shag. Her body looks soft. +--- 636272974 +>>636264272 +It teaches you the qte prompt can appear slightly to the side? +--- 636273009 +>>636272817 +There is literally no-one here who wouldn't +V loves to pretend they are alpha Chad's but they'd all drags their dicks through broken glass to see where she poops +--- 636273045 +>>636260681 +I dont have asian fever, I have the asian plague! +Let them in! You fakers won't be complaining if these were the illegal immigrants coming into America. +--- 636273054 +>>636264810 +So...f@#%ing...EPIC! This is #4theplayers BABY +--- 636273089 +>>636273009 +She's not THAT bad. I daresay she'd even be pretty if she bothered to get fit. +--- 636273145 +>>636259414 +She’s a woman anon +--- 636273250 +>>636272817 +shut up. nobody on /v/ is above pulling a chubby girl with big knockers and a passable face, delusional. +--- 636273279 +>>636264858 +there's a millionaire streamer who nuts inside a vtuber, who doesn't know how to boil water + +>and then there's this lady who doesn't know how to google anything + +gotta ask yourself, can money really buy you skills? +--- 636273325 +>>636273250 +She got 'chubby girl' big which just means she'd be B cup if she were slim +--- 636273334 +>>636258793 (OP) +>heat some coffee +Lmao, i forgot that americans are so retarded that they microwave their "coffee" +--- 636273372 +>>636258793 (OP) +that's pretty accurate tho +--- 636273375 +>>636264523 +--- 636273417 +>>636260261 +Are you triggered because of cultural appropriation or what, you snowflake? Embarrassing +--- 636273450 +>>636273279 +Incredible, just incredible. Women are nice to look at but most of them are barely more than children, not even because of their nature but because they're are so sheltered in easy lives. +--- 636273523 +>>636260914 +>except in uncharted and tomb raider you can and will die if you mess up +Keep telling yourself that you little bitch. +--- 636273524 +fat pig "gamer" showing flesh playing games so faggot never-been-kissed losers will use their mom's credit card to pay her. +--- 636273597 +>>636273089 +I think you missed my point +I'm saying everyone here would if given the chance +She's cute +--- 636273603 +>>636273450 +She's braindead retarded and rich from birth. She never accomplished anything in her life and got everything because of her daddy. +--- 636273709 +>>636258793 (OP) +I mean Star Wars movies are casual trash garbage, so naturally the games are too. +--- 636273726 +...... +--- 636273731 +>>636264810 +tbf the spiderman game was legit, had more combo moves than some fighting games. i tried to resume a playthrough after a month or two and couldn't remember how to play at all +--- 636273887 +>>636258793 (OP) +finally a game that women and trannys can play +--- 636273934 +>>636272974 +There are no QTEs. The game is saying that you have to expect other companions to work like Atreus does. Square is press button to son during gameplay. +--- 636274029 +>>636273279 +Money can buy you skilled people or inside knowledge. +--- 636274079 +>>636260115 +>>636260182 +Simon say's +--- 636274090 +>>636263503 +All Korean people are manufactured +Plastic surgeries for them is like visit to a dentists for us +--- 636274149 +>>636259065 +What about medium? i'll accept this on easy but actual danger shouldn't be restricted to hard +Actually a Jedi should be able to walk on that +--- 636274174 +>>636273603 +I wish I was rich enough to be retarded +--- 636274209 +>>636273450 +Implying there aren't literal manchildren posting in this very thread who are just like that. +--- 636274303 +>>636263503 +>he asks on cherrypicking central +--- 636274659 +>>636264189 +Just say you can't grow a beard +--- 636274802 +>>636261613 +it's used everywhere. you lost. +--- 636274890 +>>636274747 +Wtf based woamn. +--- 636274963 +>>636271558 +Not sure about the sequel but the over reliance on platforming was by far the worst part of first game. It was fine the few times it actually tried to be a bit challenging. But the majority was basically just "press X to watch a cutscene " garbage platforming games like Uncharted have been doing for ages. + +Who do devs love climbing sections so much? Why do they think holding forward on a wall is so much more exciting that holding forward on the ground? +--- 636275176 +>>636274747 +Why the fuck is this a gif diff --git a/v/636259175.txt b/v/636259175.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b0d09b5bd49c04fac0cc52dbce96b4a46dad50a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636259175.txt @@ -0,0 +1,135 @@ +----- +--- 636259175 +What the G stands for? +--- 636259205 +Gaymer +--- 636259208 +>>636259175 (OP) +Ginger +--- 636259240 +Gmothman +--- 636259253 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gordon +--- 636259269 +>>636259175 (OP) +Serious answer: government. +--- 636259313 +>>636259175 (OP) +Garry. That guy made a famous mod once. +--- 636259610 +Gabe Newell +--- 636260107 +>>636259175 (OP) +government man, another term for man in black which Gman is 1:1. +--- 636260165 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gnigger +--- 636260526 +Gay +>The right cock in the right hole.. can make allll the difference.. in the world +--- 636260718 +>>636259175 (OP) +He's one of a squad of six. They have different letters, except for his twin who has the same letter. +--- 636260818 +>>636259175 (OP) +I like that for most unknown etymologies, wiktionary is like "unknown; folk etymology associates this term with...." but for G-man it's just like "Probablty from 'government man' lol". +--- 636261687 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gay or Goy +--- 636261808 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gumercindo Gomes, his real name. +--- 636261832 +>>636259175 (OP) +What the Fuck is his problem anyways? +--- 636261918 +Gangsta +--- 636262061 +His G-string. +--- 636263393 +>>636262923 +Cleverly done, Mr. Bot, but you're not supposed to be here. As a matter of fact, you're not. Get back where you belong, and forget about all this, until we meet again. +--- 636263638 +Goffy Goober +--- 636263915 +niGger +--- 636265886 +>>636259175 (OP) +Well it's gnot a gnoblin nor is it a gnelf. +--- 636265972 +>>636261832 +pretty sure even writers don't know at this point +--- 636266054 +G(ordon) (Free)Man + +He's from the future +--- 636266129 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gucci +--- 636266920 +>>636259175 (OP) +Glownigger +--- 636267213 +>>636263393 +Honestly Miyeon poster is probably one of the worst shitposters on /v/. Nobody responds to him (not even a single "based") and the post usually gets deleted without fanfare. I wonder what the goal is despite being so heavily ignored. +--- 636268004 +Garlic +--- 636268074 +>>636259175 (OP) +>he never watched X-Files +>he's not a true 90sphile +--- 636268103 +>>636259175 (OP) +G-Spot. +--- 636268174 +>>636260526 +>So wake up Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the asses +--- 636269437 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gangsta + +>>636260526 +Should be "the right cock in the wrong hole". +--- 636269963 +>>636269437 +--- 636271326 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gadreel +>shut it down! +--- 636271445 +Ganymede +--- 636272263 +>>636267213 +mental illness, just like that Bernie from 3 Houses annoying faglord +--- 636272410 +>>636269963 +>otis_bigbooty +--- 636272464 +Top G + +What color is you interdimensional portal? +--- 636272695 +>>636272464 +andrew tate will be the antagonist of half life 3 +--- 636272696 +>>636266054 +OH FOR FUCKS SAKE +IT'S NOT EVEN KIND OF SUBTLE +HOW DID I MISS THIS FOR THIS LONG +--- 636274716 +>>636272696 +that's been deboonked +--- 636274842 +are indie devs making games that look like hl1 yet? +--- 636274942 +>>636259175 (OP) +Gangstar nigga, G man was a real G ya dig? Shit man, he was my homeboy we be rollin up all sorts of alien bitches you know? That puss stank wild but it's all good. +--- 636274958 +>>636274842 +always had been, they're called "GoldSrc mods" +--- 636275045 +Gman +--- 636275094 +>>636259175 (OP) +gangsta diff --git a/v/636259551.txt b/v/636259551.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c9f63518e9cea6844513f106c57a64beb9900ab4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636259551.txt @@ -0,0 +1,359 @@ +----- +--- 636259551 +is gacha morally wrong? +--- 636259657 +No, people deserve to be milked like cattle. +--- 636259696 +Nice image embeds blackedfag. +--- 636260791 +>>636259551 (OP) +It's just a scapegoat for seething western devs because their games aren't as well received +Genshin has blowing the fuck out of everything for the last few years and they're incredibly mad despite using the same tactics themselves +Lootboxes are exactly the same thing, but they don't have as many threads because they don't have the 24/7 shilling of China-bad marketing behind it +It's just plain and simple envy, like when devs whine about From games doing well, so they start talking about the UX of the Elden Ring or other bullshit +--- 636260883 +>>636259551 (OP) +yes. +--- 636261069 +>>636259551 (OP) +this is so fucking hotttt i love bein stupid for cute anime girls <3 +--- 636261165 +>>636259696 +They returned embedding? I was scared shitless when people started using it to spam jeez peetzer +--- 636261256 +>>636259551 (OP) +I've never seen any of these embeds and never will btw + +extensions are for reddit niggers +--- 636261265 +>>636261165 +it just links to external sites +--- 636261267 +>>636261165 +Yeah I have to keep the script enabled so I don't accidentally download cuckshit. +--- 636261321 +>>636261267 +>anon doesn't know that by viewing it he downloads it +ohnonnoooo +--- 636261546 +>>636261321 +I said accidentally dumdum. Now I know that it's there. +--- 636261652 +>>636259551 (OP) +morally its keeping manchildren and niggers from actual rape voyage on your streets. +--- 636261867 +Yes. +Still playing Genshin, still fully f2p, THOUGH. +--- 636261914 +>>636261867 +>THOUGH +stop +--- 636261978 +>>636259551 (OP) +The way they try to hook you into pulling is, yes. +--- 636262143 +>>636261914 +Althougbeit I could, I won't. +--- 636262204 +>>636259551 (OP) +I love Hu Tao! +--- 636262407 +>>636259551 (OP) +>white genocide trash +ruined, good thing you sterilized yourself tranny +--- 636262454 +>>636261165 +Is embedding really back? I have not gotten it to work in the past 3 months +--- 636262491 +>>636259551 (OP) +Hu Tao needs rape correction. +--- 636262492 +>>636262204 +same! +--- 636262497 +>>636259551 (OP) +yes +--- 636262502 +>>636259657 +Goddamn do I wish to be milked like cattle... +--- 636262543 +>>636261267 +I opened it on my phone and didn't download shit. +--- 636262556 +>>636262204 +>>636262492 +--- 636262575 +>>636259551 (OP) +>>636262492 +>>636262556 +I want Hu Tao to suffocate me by having her sit on my face. +--- 636262576 +>>636259551 (OP) +Gacha is indeed morally wrong and provides nothing of value. +--- 636262760 +>>636261165 +The "Embed" (and I'm using the word embed extremely loosely for what is actually going on) simply puts links or image codes in the pictures, which the script then pulls. +To see any baked bread, tomato and cheese through it, a booru entirely dedicated to it and with a consistent post numbering for the script to use would have to exist first. +--- 636262928 +>>636262492 +>>636262556 +These are so fucking retarded. +Pulls are what the currency is made of, if you have it in the first place it means you already spent the money. +And the rolls are for yourself, to get the unit you want. Win or lose, you're doing something for YOU, not burning money for someone else like in a proper findom scenario. + +COMPLETE ignorance of how this fetish even works on a psychological level, apply yourself next time. +Didn't even coom. +--- 636263023 +>>636262928 +>he actually plays genshit instead of just fapping to the porn +wtf? +--- 636263027 +>>636259551 (OP) +>>636262204 +>>636262492 +>>636262556 +>tfw no dom gf to give my paycheck to +--- 636263056 +Can't you use other images next time? I already saw these the last time. +--- 636263076 +>>636263023 +I don't, I'm just aware of how gachas work and I'm thus appalled at this poor level of coomcrafting. +--- 636263098 +>>636260791 +the reason I don't shit on "lootbox games" is because 99.9% of the people who post here understand that lootboxes are a completely retarded waste of money +meanwhile, many of you spend hundreds or even thousands of dollars to unlock characters in what amounts to a single player game, which is beyond a joke +--- 636263173 +>>636263027 +pain +--- 636263298 +>>636263098 +>many of you spend hundreds or even thousands of dollars to unlock characters in what amounts to a single player game, which is beyond a joke +Nobody does this except some rich fuck with too much money +--- 636263327 +>>636262760 +I thought you could just upload to generic file hosting services? +--- 636263491 +>>636263327 +You have to add them manually, so you'd have to have a clique of pizza enthusiasts that know what host they're using, manually added it in their script settings, and all of this only to at times see some embedded material they already know posted around, only for the sake of the single-digit people also doing that. + +It just doesn't seem practical or sensible. +--- 636263557 +>>636259551 (OP) +No. Thanks to gacha lots of people in underdeveloped countries get to play AAA quality games with constant updates. Meanwhile non-gacha games just increased their barrier to entry to $70. This is on top of needing to purchase an overpriced console due to import fees and taxes. With gacha, the people who have money to burn pay, and the people who can't still get to play. +--- 636263759 +>>636263491 +No, I mean that you can upload baked bread with tomato sauce on catbox.moe and juvenile juice will automatically fetch that image for everyone. +--- 636263896 +>>636263759 +I thought you meant using another, more esoteric host, because there's no way something like that would last more than seconds on catbox. +--- 636264182 +>>636263896 +Provided PhotoDNA doesn't detect it, how would catbox even know? +Anyway, my concern stems from my experience, few people /did/ use it for /that/. + +The most fun I've had with DISCHARGE was uploading colorful horses threads disguised as normal video game threads. +Somehow the hall monitors would catch on when there was a snitch, which was frustrating, but still fun. +--- 636264240 +>>636264182 +catbox manually checks their pics +--- 636264294 +>>636264240 +There's three other hosts on the list, so might be one of them, or they culled the bad one. +Anyway, I'm getting the extension now. +--- 636264439 +>>636264182 +The other hosts are even more stringent than catbox, so if it doesn't work there I'm not sure how it would on the others. +In the first place I'd rather it didn't, since embedding can be a great tool for oldchan-style shenanigans (though I've yet to see any outside of porn spam) and I wouldn't want it getting fucked by carbohydrate and dairy enthusiasts. + +Puerile urea can be used for so much, it's just that nobody's doing that outside of coomers. +--- 636264714 +>>636263098 +Bullshit, I play completely f2p +Like 80% of the playerbase +These games make most of their money from the few people that have enough money to throw at getting C6R5 on 5 star characters, that's what costs you well over 1000 dollars for each character you do it with +And I've seen people do it with multiple characters +But they're a small minority that just outspends everyone else +--- 636264909 +>>636264439 +>it's just that nobody's doing that outside of coomers. +We had fun "sekret klub communication" threads once, that was really fun. +--- 636265458 +>>636264439 +>>636264909 +The best part of it is it only works on desktop, cutting off phoneposting subhumans and the tech illiterate in one fell swoop. In a way, preschooler urination may be the only way of getting an internet space resembling what it was like 20 years ago. +--- 636265532 +>>636259551 (OP) +kys blacked shitter +--- 636265687 +Hu tao sex +--- 636265825 +>>636259657 +>people deserve to be milked like cattle. +--- 636265881 +>>636261165 +Embedding will never be defeated. You should reencode everything you save, and this sadly means no lossless pictures. +--- 636265951 +>>636265458 +Have fun with your nigger dick Chang +--- 636266062 +>>636259551 (OP) +>is play for free bad +No +>but they demand money from you! +Genshin has never demanded money from me and I've gotten every character I wanted by saving free currency they give you. +>but kids will spend their parents money and there are gambling addicts! +Ban them. +>Nooo! Gacha is bad! Stop playing chink gaaames! +Death to Americans. Death to America. Death to the American spirit. +--- 636266329 +>>636265458 +I don't want phoneposters to leave, half the fun of this is putting exodia into pictures and have them show up randomly. +--- 636267410 +>>636266062 +Based. +--- 636267438 +>>636259551 (OP) +>is gacha morally wrong? +It depends how the mechanic is implemented. +Games like arknights or azur lane can be playing without investing money because materials can be farmed easily and drop rates are decent. +Games like Fate GO are cancer because materials are so scarce that you basically need to buy materials because drop rates are abysmal. +--- 636267697 +>>636259551 (OP) +100%. You know it's bad when orthodox jews are forbidden from playing or making it. +--- 636267784 +>>636260791 +Let's see Mihoyo compete in the retail space without their whales. Genshin without the low cost of entry and accessibility is on par with a shitty licensed game from the PS2 era. +--- 636268059 +>>636267784 +feels like you've never played genshin +--- 636268165 +>>636259551 (OP) +Always was, always will be. +--- 636268601 +>>636259551 (OP) +Yes. It's evil. +--- 636268717 +Morals shmorals +It's just basic business. If people are willing to dump thousands on PNGs then it's outright idiotic from a business standpoint to not capitalise on that +--- 636268871 +>>636260791 +lootboxes have been out of fashion and not put into anything new for almost 5 years now +weird that you're so defensive about china right off the rip about it +--- 636268970 +>>636266062 +>Genshin has never demanded money from me +You paid them with your time, slaving away in dailies like a good little cattle you are +--- 636269164 +>>636268970 +and you playing other games is somehow different? fuck off you hypocritical faggot. +--- 636269243 +>>636269164 +Yes, because I pirate them and get everything I want for free. There's no daily quest cockblocking me from grinding anything I want. +--- 636269409 +>>636259551 (OP) +Tilting reminder +--- 636269974 +>>636268059 +AR 55 actually. +--- 636270732 +>>636267784 +Why should Mihoyo drop down to their level? +Let's see if other big publishers can step up to their level and compete with them, but they can't +>>636268871 +Out of fashion because they can't make them work outside of FIFA, CoD and LoL +Those games live off of lootboxes and others can't make them work because they're incompetent envious retards +--- 636270806 +>>636269243 +>get everything I want for free +still paying in time lol +--- 636270943 +>>636268601 +>bondage fox +wtf +--- 636271031 +>>636270806 +It's a fucking videogame, what even is this argument? +Of course you spend time playing, it's fun +If you don't like the game you wouldn't even want the characters in the first place +--- 636271045 +>>636262454 +I can't recall correctly but I think 4chan got a update way back when, and a patch was released to fix it. +That patch however needs to be downloaded manually so embedding died hard because hardly anyone bothered to update it. +--- 636271118 +>>636270943 +*Swimsuit*, it's a swimsuit... +--- 636271228 +Gacha is mortally wrong. +--- 636271237 +>>636259551 (OP) +Genshin doesn't even have good waifu pandering in game aka "for (You) characters" +Blacked is for redditors btw +--- 636271256 +>>636268601 +>>636271118 +Don't you hate it when the adorable, lovely character is stuck in a shitty, unplayable fucking mess of a "game" +--- 636271272 +>>636271031 +>Durrr Genshin isn't free it costs TIME!!!! Other games better!!!! +>"But every game you play costs time?" +>DURR Of course!!! what even is this argument?!! +'tarded +--- 636271321 +>>636271256 +That's a pear. A hairy thick pear. +--- 636271452 +Gacha is a willpower test, you're intended to plan and ration for characters you want, many people fail this because they lack willpower, if they weren't throwing money away on gacha they'd just be throwing it away on something else +--- 636271504 +>>636262204 +HAET Hu Tao +--- 636271591 +>>636259551 (OP) +>morally +It would be if they were tricking you somehow. But no, people are willingly buying in, fully aware of what they're doing. +--- 636271656 +>>636271452 +Gacha is a willpower test, you're intended to resist the urge to spend all your money on shitty waifus (and adorable foxes). +It's like Onlyfans or a Succubus trying to steal your money. +--- 636271695 +>>636271656 +That explains why i lose then +Can't beat the succ +--- 636271839 +>>636271656 +Why haven't we got a succubus gacha game where they tease you into spending? +Infinite money glitch for a company +--- 636271936 +>>636271839 +The depressing thing is that this would 100% work on stupid coomers. +--- 636271954 +There's no urge to spend on waifus if you don't have money to begin with. +--- 636272062 +>>636259551 (OP) +First option is the actually correct one. +--- 636272986 +>>636270732 +Mihoyo is smart, they're staying in their lane, keep the first taste free, keep the kids in the casino, keep that cash shop open and a core part of the game and milk milk milk it. In terms of making money and keeping revenue streams open they've really mastered it and I do respect that truly but as an older vidya enthusiast I can't honestly say they gripped me. I got to Sumeru, the spell having long worn off, the grind and daily/weekly nature of the game having long since outweighed the fun and wonder I had going in; Swearing to god if I had to hear Fischl harp on about her fucking kingdom one more time I was going to pop a blood vessel. +The endless chattering by characters who stand around cycling through 1-2 animations, explaining everything like I'm 5. +The Korok knock offs whose names escape me were very cute and I thought the story they told was endearing and impactful. By the time I hit the desert I could feel the fatigue setting in and after getting the exploration to the high 90's at least throughout it I had simply had enough. I've uninstalled it since and I've been playing other games, classics I may have missed like the original RE4 and even more obscure games like Gurumin. I'll never go back. Gaming is too rich a tapestry to have one be a part-time job. +--- 636274138 +>>636272986 +I don't think they're staying in their lane, they're making a ton of different stuff +Action DMC-like with HI3rd, oper world rpg with Genshin, turn based rpg Genshin, otome VN with ToT, this is a lot of variety +After all gacha is just a monetization system not a genre, everything can be a gacha with that monetization +They have 4 actively developed games now, HI3rd, Genshin, ToT and HSR and they're also making ZZZ +They're making crazy amounts of money, and I mean crazy +Genshin was the highest grossing media product ever in its year +And it was a new IP made by a relatively unknown studio that had just gotten bigger specifically to make Genshin +And now they're insanely huge and making billions every year +It's not like they're just a minor success in a small niche, they're making loads of money, money other publishers would kill for +And the best thing about it, is that they reinvest the money and keep making new stuff +Look at Genshin, Sumeru is incredibly huge and filled with loads of content +HSR is one of the most polished games I've ever seen, and this is just the beginning of that game +HI3rd is still ongoing after so many years and keeps getting new content +Meanwhile Rockstar makes loads of money of GTAV and what happens is that they do nothing with it, nothing, it's been 10 years since GTAV and they're still selling GTAV on the new consoles instead of making a new game +At least Activision makes new CoD games every year +--- 636275183 +>>636264714 +Had my younger cousin tell me this. Though he always struggled to provide the money to contribute to mortgage. Did an audit on his account after him missing 4 months in a row and found out he spent up to $865 on Honkai and Genshin along with some other f2p trash. + +You guys are like lying drug addicts who are fooling themselves. diff --git a/v/636259573.txt b/v/636259573.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bbd27b557906afb9f572009fc3912ff594b280eb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636259573.txt @@ -0,0 +1,314 @@ +----- +--- 636259573 +>medivh inspired +BLIZZARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS +--- 636259685 +>hoods and helmets still make you bald +Why? +--- 636259872 +You're paying $8 for quest reward pants from Cata and a sleeveless worgen starting zone shirt? +--- 636260007 +>>636259872 +BUT BRO YOU GET TO LOOK LIKE MEDIVH +--- 636260416 +>>636260007 +Lmao holy shit, it's funny seeing it compared. "Inspired by". The same way wearing a hat is inspired by the fucking Pope. +--- 636260523 +How come the type be doesn't get a beard? +--- 636260680 +>>636259573 (OP) +That doesn't even look like Medivh in WoW wtf +--- 636261171 +blizzard fanboys are pure cancer. +tigule is cancer that ruined a genre, and we'll never get good mmos again +--- 636261290 +>>636259573 (OP) +>what if medivh was a gay male stripper +brilliant +--- 636261456 +>>636261171 +>and we'll never get good mmos again +Maybe MMO's were never good and they were only popular because they managed to hit a very specific period of time where online interaction was still a novelty and a generation of young people had enough leisure time to get emotionally invested in progressing towards a goal with friends? +--- 636262461 +>>636261456 +They still have potential for PvP games. +--- 636262643 +>>636261456 +Stfu nigger. DAoC was kino. +--- 636262691 +>>636259685 +small indie developer, please understand +--- 636262764 +How the fuck have the artists gotten so bad +--- 636262772 +>>636260007 +He was my favorite dude to play in HOTS +--- 636262835 +>>636259685 +Same reason why pants and shirt textures are still painted on. +--- 636262936 +please play our game +--- 636262956 +>>636262764 +>Isn't related to anything furry/scalie/gay related +Sorry anon, they're doing their best :/ +--- 636262974 +>>636262764 +Anyone competent jumped ship and now they have to hire for diversity not skill. +--- 636263002 +>>636259573 (OP) +how the fuck are people okay with blizz releasing store only cosmetics while the game also has monthly sub fee? these things should be in-game rewards for challenging stuff you accomplish... +--- 636263030 +>>636262936 +Not even if they paid me, and I am 100% serious when I say that. +--- 636263074 +Does anyone find it odd how every single thing is awful now? I mean everything in this world is just falling to pieces. +--- 636263159 +>>636262936 +>for free +>requires a sub +--- 636263192 +>>636263002 +I'd be more pissed off if these were made rewards + +they are fucking trash +--- 636263219 +all i know is that with AI we are gonna have a full warcraft 3 movie in a few years +--- 636263221 +>>636263074 +strange isn't it? I wonder (((who))) is responsible. +--- 636263270 +>>636259685 +eyebrows still clip through on elves because blizzard is RETARDED +--- 636263287 +>>636259573 (OP) +the hood i can kinda understand since it looks like warcraft 3 prophet, but why not go all in on the said design? why the sleevelees shirt? +--- 636263356 +Honestly it is just sad now. Someone put this game out of its misery already +--- 636263357 +>>636262835 +Undoubtedly my biggest issue with WoW is how unbearably ugly that game is. But I guess it's what happens when you need the game to run on 20 year old PC's. +--- 636263368 +>>636263219 +arthus, no! +--- 636263426 +>>636263192 +would be a fine reward right next to the shitty title and the tenth recolor of the same mount players usually get +--- 636263442 +>>636263074 +You're just an old man, you were supposed to have a family by now, fixing up an old car in the garage attached to the home you own, drinking with your friends at the third place between work and home that you frequent. Your life is an empty nightmare, it's not film or video games that got worse. +--- 636263447 +>>636259573 (OP) +I hate Blizzard so much it's unreal. +--- 636263496 +>>636263442 +>supposed to +--- 636263498 +>>636263270 +No you don't get it, it's META now. They're doing it on purpose because "night elf eyebrows clipping is a meme because they've always done it". +--- 636263552 +>>636259573 (OP) +>medivh +who? +--- 636263651 +>>636263442 +>fixing up an old car in the garage attached to the home you own, drinking with your friends at the third place between work and home that you frequent +Now this is a fucking nightmare holy shit. +--- 636263831 +>>636263442 +I would rather die than be a wageslave drinking myself numb. Fuck off your shit you devil. +--- 636264035 +Is it over? No other MMO acting this desperately. +--- 636264232 +>>636262936 +>PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT DRAGONFLIGHT FOR FREE!!!!!!!* +>*free meaning $15 +--- 636264256 +>>636264035 +>requires a world of warcraft subscription to qualify +are they just trying to bait people into subbing? +--- 636264317 +>>636264256 +Just more FOMO shit. Dragonflight is a huge flop and they've been trying to bribe people to come back but it's not working. +--- 636266286 +>pay for the game +>pay for subscription +>pay for in game micro transactions +Wait these are the faggots complaining about gachas? Lmao! +--- 636266482 +>>636259573 (OP) +>stupid bird that is too big +>armor looks painted on +how far blizz have fallen +--- 636266487 +>>636262936 +>requires sub +who the hell is still subbed to wow and doesn't have the newest xpac? like who the fuck is this promotion for? +--- 636266551 +>>636259573 (OP) +I was worried for a moment they might show some stomach on the female characters thanks blizz feminists. +--- 636266618 +>>636262772 +Hell yes man. Such a good kit. Mostly if you play with 4 friends on voice chat +--- 636267018 +>>636262772 +I'm still pissed they stopped funding the game before making a Medivh announcer pack. +--- 636267170 +>>636261171 +so epic bro, I too opened the jpg up and u ironically took the story seriously +--- 636267219 +>>636266487 +The dumb people who might sub for WoW because of free trial promotion and forget to unsubscribe after playing one month. +--- 636267243 +>>636266487 +classic players I assume +--- 636267318 +>>636260007 +>>636262772 +mein negern +--- 636267432 +>>636267219 +Suits finding ways to get people to sub, hoping they forget to unsub. +--- 636267814 +wasn't there already a set that basically did the job? T4 or 5? +--- 636268012 +>>636262936 +>>636263159 +>>636264232 +>>636266487 +I went to play hots because you guys reminded me of it, blizzard is pathetically giving out a free week. + +I don't think they're taking the merger dying all too well. +--- 636268184 +>it is the current year +>wow armor still looks like its from 2007 +--- 636268517 +>>636266487 +classic players +--- 636268728 +>>636267814 +found it +it's literally called TIRISFAL REGALIA +--- 636268837 +>>636259573 (OP) +>>636263002 +not store only. +>Available in the Battle.net® Shop for a limited time*. Items from The Guardian Pack will arrive in a future rotation of the Trading Post, but no sooner than three months after the pack leaves the Shop. +https://us.shop.battle.net/en-us/product/world-of-warcraft-the-guardian-pack?p=1252205 +--- 636269023 +It's never not funny to see the sjw bullshit being rammed down middle aged mens throats in this game, they don't update this game because they love it. They do it to change you into "better humans" that are accepting of gays and immigrants. +--- 636269221 +>>636264035 +This is normal for Activision, they did the same with COD Cold War and Vanguard. + +This wasn't really made by Blizzard, it's mostly Proletariat, the actual Blizzard people are working 24/7 on the survival game. + +You really shouldn't play it, it's incredibly homosexual, or do, if you're into that kind of shit. +--- 636269315 +>>636269221 +>the actual Blizzard people +--- 636269386 +>>636263287 +WC3 Medivh was ripped +--- 636269393 +>>636269221 +Almost all the decent developer have been forced out, it's hipster town now. +--- 636269405 +>>636269221 +>This wasn't really made by Blizzard, it's mostly Proletariat, the actual Blizzard people are working 24/7 on the survival game. +this nigga just came from the year 2008 +--- 636269542 +>>636269221 +When am AAA company makes a survival game it's a hardcore message the company is fucked and full of incompetent people. Survival games are lowest tier games companies put out. Funcom made one when they were on the verge of bankruptcy. +--- 636269597 +>>636264035 +I just checked and it still requires you to subscribe lol what the fuck are they thinking? +--- 636269690 +>>636269597 +They want people to freak out over missing out on free Dragqueenflight +--- 636269741 +>>636259573 (OP) +man the hood clashes with the rest of the outfit so hard for several reasons +--- 636269742 +>>636259573 (OP) +CROWS +ITS CROWS LIKE MEDIVH +GET IT??? +--- 636269820 +>>636263442 +okay but what about the kids that have to grow up with this garbage +--- 636269890 +>>636262772 +>make portal +>ally walks past it eating skill shots +>enters the portal behind our wall, teleporting into the enemy team +>portal ends before they can use it again +>”gg birb shit” +--- 636269985 +>>636269690 +My point is that they are not offering a FREE trial at all because the trial requires you to have gametime or a subscription to begin with. I can't freak out about missing anything when I'm not even given the chance to see what I'm missing. +What the fuck I'm astonished and how fucking incompetent a company of their size can be. +--- 636270125 +>>636259573 (OP) +Art team is fucking CARRYING the game +--- 636270187 +>>636263287 +The sleeveless shirt isn't part of the 'set' + +its literally just a hood, staff and shitty back cloak lol +--- 636270245 +>>636270125 +not for long LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO +--- 636270340 +>>636270187 +you're fucking with me +--- 636270448 +>>636269597 +Just got 14 days and dragonflight trial time for free. They are desperate. +--- 636270932 +>>636270245 +>Blizzard wants to steal art from others and mash it together with a computer +--- 636270948 +>>636259573 (OP) +How nice that I'm able to buy cash shop cosmetics for a game that I payed $400+ (for all the expansions) to own and a $13 sub fee on top every month (for 19 years which is roughly $3000.) +Thanks Blizzard. +--- 636271143 +>>636270932 +>Blizzard wants to steal art from others +So what Blizzard's always done +--- 636272060 +>>636270932 +Blizzard always stole or at least copied other people's designs. +Warcraft is literally Warhammer knock-off. +--- 636273108 +>>636264035 +How many "free" trials now has it been since launch of deagonslop? +--- 636273348 +>>636270245 +their games would unironically be improved if they just let AI make everything. +--- 636273536 +>>636273348 +Nah, it would be even worse. Look at YouTube recommendations and imagine them 100% more woke and chasing metrics(mau and cash shop revenue) even harder +--- 636273583 +>>636259573 (OP) +Be respectful. +--- 636273909 +>>636259573 (OP) +>Assorted cata quest gear, with a legion helmet and staff from Revendreth +>"That'll be $8 plus tip and tax" +--- 636273986 +>>636273536 +>Look at YouTube recommendations +That's just yours, I guess. +--- 636274035 +>>636266487 +Retard. Blizzard is so dogshit that even the worst pservers are a more enjoyable experience +--- 636274618 +>>636272060 +Starcraft is more the ripoff, Warcraft and Warhammer Fantasy are just soulless Tolkien derivatives +--- 636274696 +>>636266487 +It's for people who play Classic servers and doesn't care about retail. +--- 636274714 +>>636262835 +To be fair, they do pants with more specific 3d models all the time now diff --git a/v/636259693.txt b/v/636259693.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d4f9286e6d5eb764432ac4d6ee6992f0e63a5c47 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636259693.txt @@ -0,0 +1,218 @@ +----- +--- 636259693 +Give it to me straight anons, +how pozzed is this game? +--- 636259807 +Not at all. If anything, the theme of the game is "grow up and be normal and fit into society and don't be a weirdo" +--- 636259808 +It's only pozzed if you're a moron who doesn't understand what Kanji and Naoto's social links are about. +--- 636259819 +>>636259693 (OP) +It isn’t pozzed at all. It’s kino. +--- 636259875 +>>636259693 (OP) +Which P4 version I should play? +--- 636259958 +>Makes fun of fatties +>Male leads are horny +>Sexually ambiguous character realises he isn't gay, just dislikes women and likes knitting and sewing. +>Troons still seething to this day because of Naoto, a female crossdresser who eventually realises doing it is ridiculous and she should live as a woman. +--- 636260021 +>>636259808 +Yeah pretty much, it's funny how people selectively apply Shadows onto characters by saying Kanji is gay and Naoto is transgender yet disagree with Rise and Yukiko being sluts and Chie being an abusive friend. + +>>636259875 +P4G, yes some areas look worse but there's a lot more content and it's a PS2 game so if you want graphics you should go play another game. Even QOL shit like being able to select persona skills to inherit is worth it +--- 636260036 +You know it's from 2008, right? +--- 636260071 +>>636259693 (OP) +One of your party members is a faggot and another is a tranny. It's pozzed af. +--- 636260117 +>>636260071 +Ding ding ding it took less than 10 posts for people to miss the point +--- 636260160 +>>636259693 (OP) +play 5 zoomie it's in your blood +--- 636260203 +>>636259693 (OP) +Depends on your IQ +--- 636260231 +>>636259875 +Golden is fine. It has some good QoL improvements, going out at night is cool, the extra music is GREAT, the extra time after beating the main game is cozy and gives you time to wrap up social links, and the epilogue is great. Some might find the extra stuff ruins the pacing of the game but personally I always thought Persona 4 was very much a "long haul" kind of game anyway and I value the extra slice of life moments. + +Only downside is Marie, who is hated by most but your mileage may vary. Classic Atlus extra character bullshit. /v/irgins will tell you that the graphics on PS2 are better but really it's like 2-3 screens that you see for one minute out of a 90 hour game. Truly and utterly inconsequential compared to all the bonuses of Golden. +--- 636260607 +>>636259807 +>>636259808 +>>636259819 +>>636259958 +Ok that means I can buy it +Thanks anons +--- 636262253 +it isn't pozzed but it is extremely gay +--- 636262262 +>>636259693 (OP) +Not pozzed at all +--- 636264303 +>>636259693 (OP) + +Can Fuck the Trans out of a lesbian /out of 10 +--- 636264914 +>>636259693 (OP) +it isn't. but IT IS a visual novel padded with light rpg elements +--- 636265161 +>>636259693 (OP) +Never listen to anything on twitter.com (spoilers for some character arcs) + +Kanji just thinks he has the Gay because he has a girly hobby (sewing). The Shadow of course is full camp gay to reflect this + +Naoto believes nobody will take her seriously unless she pretends to be more like the people in her detective novels (Who are all male) so she dresses like an androgynous boy. The Shadow takes it to the extreme by insisting she literally wants to go troon when in reality Naoto just wants people to respect her. +--- 636265279 +kill all americans +--- 636265445 +>>636259693 (OP) +One of your party members is gay the other is trans +--- 636265514 +>>636259693 (OP) +It's not pozzed, but it's cringe +--- 636265591 +Don't listen to Twitterfags. Kanji isn't gay and Naoto isn't a Tranny. Anyone who thinks otherwise missed the point by a mile. +--- 636265625 +>>636259693 (OP) +The problem is not that it's pozzed (it's not). The problem is that the writing and the game is extremely formulaic. It's decent and keeps the game going, but you really get nothing lasting out of it. It's kind of neat to finish and then never think of again. It's also very padded out. You could tell the same story a lot faster. The combat sucks. In the end it just becomes clicking mindlessly to hope it already goes away to get to the next story part. +--- 636265693 +>>636265625 +>The combat sucks. In the end it just becomes clicking mindlessly to hope it already goes away to get to the next story part. +You mean like every turn based game? +--- 636265720 +>>636265693 +WotR is actually good, outside the stupid tavern fight. +--- 636265797 +>>636265625 +So like all persona games? +--- 636265801 +>>636259693 (OP) +2 is the only pozzed Persona game so far +--- 636268000 +>>636259693 (OP) +It's not pozzed, just lamer compared to the PS2 original. +--- 636268054 +>>636259807 +It's the complete opposite. It's about not letting society's image and expectations of you define who you really are. +--- 636268135 +>>636268054 +society is good you fucking criminal +--- 636268215 +>>636259693 (OP) +It was originally released in 2008 and developed by a non Western country. It was also originally lauded for it's liberating atmosphere of accepting you and others as they are. More recently it has been attacked by these same people and their successors for the very same reason. +What do you think? +Also, here's Nanako. I just wanted to post her because she's cute. Besides, it's Children's Day today in Japan. +--- 636268423 +>>636268054 +The main antagonist is litteraly in incel +--- 636268490 +>Teenagers being teenagers and joking about gays, and not wanting to catch it +It's honestly surprising they ported it to modern consoles without deciding to butcher everything +--- 636268630 +Super pozzed. Gay characters, ftm tranny, the rich stacy telling the incel to have sex and the chad fucking all the woman while betas watch impotently +--- 636268827 +>>636259958 +Not even that he dislikes women. He just gets over being insecure about having traditionally "girly" hobbies. +--- 636268916 +Would Dojima be okay with this? +--- 636269000 +>>636259958 +it's Yosuke that doesn't like women +--- 636269162 +>>636268827 +>his mental world is litteraly a gay bathouse +>he's just insicure about girls! +Holy cope +--- 636269356 +>>636268916 +Yes, as long as it happens when she's 14 or something. But I doubt Charlie's going to wait that long. +--- 636269806 +>>636269162 +>If it's in the shadow world it must be 100% factual +Alright, so +>Yosuke is a loser who doesn't care about anyone and just seeks thrills +>Chie is a two-faced bitch who befriends girls with low self-esteem just to make herself feel better +>Yukiko is a doormat who just wants someone else to come and driver her life for her +>Kanji is a flaming faggot who dreams about buff men +>Rise is a slut (actually true) +>Naoto wants surgery to become a man +The shadows are basically traits about the person with absolutely no context and explanation, and only retards who love to willfully ignore context and disregard the entire point of the game would take them at face value. +Shit, I cant completely remember, but didn't even Namatame's shadow admit to being the culprit, despite that literally not being true? +--- 636269940 +>>636269356 +I don't mean having sex, I mean Yu just sitting beside Nanako naked watching TV +--- 636270035 +>>636269940 +Sure. Perfectly normal after shower/sauna behaviour. +--- 636270246 +>>636269162 +How do people still not get that Shadows are just the insecurities and complexes a person has. To use one of the non-fag ones as an example, rise isn't actually a whore, she just feels like that's all she is from being an idol. +--- 636270249 +>>636259875 +Just watch some Youtube movie version +--- 636270283 +I fucking hate nanako lolifags +--- 636270297 +>>636270035 +How do you think Nanako would react when she sees Yu's penis and butt? +--- 636270394 +>>636270297 +Something like this +--- 636270424 +>>636259693 (OP) +Game is about learning to accept yourself. + +Unless it interrupts the social harmony in your country, so basically don't be gay, don't be trans, don't be a tomboy, don't be a slut and don't stray off from the career/future your parents have placed on you since birth. + +Also everyone sucks your dick instantly and is super best friends forever despite knowing each other for 5 minutes. +--- 636270470 +>>636259693 (OP) +It isn't pozzed in the slightest and the people who think it is are either baiting or genuinely retarded. +--- 636270492 +>don't be a tomboy +--- 636270541 +>>636259693 (OP) +Extremely, full of trannies and leftypol garbage +--- 636270559 +>>636260071 +This +Don't let retards fool you with "ugh you missed the point" meme +--- 636270569 +>>636270424 +I'm glad I will never be as miserable as white tranny westerners like you. +--- 636270670 +>>636270424 +>Also everyone sucks your dick instantly and is super best friends forever despite knowing each other for 5 minutes. +It's called not being an asshole, outside of America it's the norm. +--- 636270835 +>>636259693 (OP) +Touch grass +--- 636270895 +>>636270835 +If even asking you triggers that response, it means either not at all or very. + +Which is it? +--- 636270994 +>>636259693 (OP) +The English translation is very pozzed, learn japanese first +--- 636271056 +>>636260071 +>Kanji has insecurities about wanting to see a girl poorly larping as a guy again +There's nothing gay here +--- 636271212 +>>636259693 (OP) +It's cool if you are 15-25 year old dude. +--- 636272205 +>>636259693 (OP) +>>how pozzed is this game? +>(slang, derogatory, far-right subcultures) Culturally or ethnically diverse, or left-leaning and adhering to political correctness. +It's not. It doesn't have anything to do with politics. None of the Persona or Nusona games do. +--- 636274903 +>>636260071 +There's also a ton of masonic symbolism as well as countless outright satanic characters. There's more than one way to be pozzed. This unfortunately is super pozzed. It's a decent game but it's bad for you. diff --git a/v/636259742.txt b/v/636259742.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..44751087e96d2fe94d6fda54e29e594696e2a44f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636259742.txt @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +----- +--- 636259742 +Its so fucking GOOD +--- 636259827 +>>636259742 (OP) +No. +--- 636259830 +Yeah it's pretty good. Not really feeling the minecraft/fortnite building things, but it could be fun. Now just waiting for emulation to be more stable, getting tired of dealing all the horseshit. +--- 636259891 +>>636259742 (OP) +Hell no..back to star wars +--- 636259938 +>>636259827 +Please seethe every for another 7 years. Its exactly what I want to see from you. + +I'm still early in my playthrough, but TotK may well be the best video game of all time. +--- 636260052 +>>636259938 +>TotK may well be the best video game of all time. + +Undoubtedly. Its going to be hilarious watching this shithole implode once the review embargo drops. +--- 636260054 +>>636259938 +no bump for you OP :) +--- 636260672 +>>636259938 +No. +--- 636262345 +>>636260672 +LOL + +Elden Ring couldn't even compete with BotW never mind TotK. + +Fromsoft mogged TWICE. +--- 636264113 +>>636262345 +>botwcombat.webm +ER blew your baby game out of the water. +--- 636264721 +>>636259827 +Where the fuck did you learn to count? 1, 2, 3, ...15. 4 comes after 3 and that's all there is +--- 636264789 +>>636264721 +I didn't make the image. +--- 636264850 +It may become new Skyrim, but shame game has no modding SDK and is locked to worst possible platform +Unironically looking forward CEMU backport +--- 636264932 +>>636262345 +I think Elden Ring raised a lot of normies' standards with its 20+ million sales. +I really don't think this game's going to receive as much praise as BoTW, at least, in the long-term. +--- 636265154 +>>636264932 +A lot if the normie consensus with ER was that it improved upon BotW. +--- 636265806 +>>636262345 +Seething redditor tendie +--- 636268316 +>>636259742 (OP) +I thought it was pretty much the same. just made it down to hyrule to got into the castle. I was about to quit this like I stopped BOTW, but enable the durability cheat makes this game playable. enjoying it now. Maybe I'll actually start botw again if there is a durability cheat there too. +--- 636268974 +>>636259827 +>Didn't make TotK's box bigger despite having more enemies to try to save your shitty point +You will cry about Zelda for another 7 years +--- 636269089 +>>636260672 +Not even the best From game. +BB > Sekiro = DS1 > Elden +--- 636269191 +>>636268974 +>didn't make the box bigger +It literally added 3. The row didn't complete so there was no need to make it larger you sperg. +--- 636269274 +>>636269089 +I can agree with this. BB is my favorite Souls game. But BB and Sekiro are the least similar to Zelda being a lot more combat focused. Especially Sekiro which cares little for exploration. Elden Ring on the other hand was directly inspired by Zeldadrones crowning jewel. +--- 636269476 +>>636269191 +You literally made the image wider so you could add to the rows instead of adding new ones +You will cry about Zelda for another 7 years +--- 636269661 +>>636269476 +I didn't make the image you dumb Nintensperg. +--- 636269838 +>>636259742 (OP) +I think the more focused campaign, the proper implementation of dungeons and mechanics switch up lends itself a lot to the sequel being more well received, even if the game feels like a remix in part. +--- 636270002 +>>636259938 +I personally can't wait. There is literally no game ever made like Tears of the Kingdom. Breath of the Wild feels fucking irrelevant after playing this game. +--- 636271209 +>>636269661 +But you posted it thinking you made a good point like the retard you are +--- 636271264 +>>636271209 +Yeah, because unlike you, I can read. The data is a useful comparison. If it bothers you so much, feel free to edit the image yourself and repost it. +--- 636271275 +OK I just completed the Great Plateau area and the game just expected me to jump off 10 thousand feet into the water below. + +I'm pretty sure that isn't how falling works. +--- 636271579 +>>636271275 +Water at those heights is like concrete. +--- 636271595 +>>636269089 +Swap Sekiro with BB and I agree. Elden Is still better than BotW/TotK though. +Also really wish everyone would stop falling for Arthur's autistic faggotry. He's going to shit up this board for another 6 years. +--- 636271645 +>>636271595 +Who? +--- 636272291 +>>636268316 +>Rees over durability +Autist confirmed, faggot. +--- 636272306 +>>636268316 + +Durability is literally a non-issue in TotK, weapons take forever to break and you might as well be using your bow anyway +--- 636272454 +>>636271275 +Its a videogame you sperg +>>636271579 +False, water, at no height of falling, is like ever like concrete. ever. Total myth. +--- 636272657 +So what are those new techniques I've seeing? I only saw that earthquake thingy, are there other techniques you can learn? +--- 636272682 +>>636272454 +Hahahahahahahahaha + +Ok. Jump off the Golden Gate and prove me wrong then you sperg. If you survive, I'll eat my poo. +--- 636272726 +>>636272291 +Shut the fuck up. They made durability WORSE in this game. Why? Because fuck you +--- 636272750 +>>636259827 +Matthew already btfo your shitty argument. +Yes, there is less enemy variety, but a single enemy has more interactions and behavior than all of those in OOT or Majora's etc. combined. + +It's always easy to ask for MORE X while ignoring everything fucking else the game does. +--- 636272809 +>>636272454 +>Hit water at terminal velocity +>Shatter lower body completely +>Drown + +Literally higher chances to survive falling from a plane +--- 636273056 +>>636272682 +>>636272809 +Didnt ever say it was survivable you vacant headspace potatoes. But it isnt concrete. And never under any fall will be like concrete. +How fucking retarded is /v/? +--- 636273057 +>>636272750 +>but a single enemy has more interactions and behavior than all of those in OOT or Majora's etc. combined. +Meanwhile in Sekiro +https://youtube.com/shorts/dx7c2aNTuLU?feature=share +https://youtube.com/shorts/D5e3ShnJvPI?feature=share +--- 636273125 +>>636272726 +Objectively false, so, another lie. +Doesnt matter, point stands, if you hate the durability system you are autistic, because it is a non-issue. My inventory never once ran out of weapons, faggot. +--- 636273221 +Which one is better? +--- 636273232 +>>636273057 +what is this zoomer garbage holy shit +--- 636273340 +>>636273232 +One of the best games ever made you dumb tendie. +--- 636273374 +>>636273221 +TotK, it's not even a debate. +They actually improved on the formula and added so much new shit and things to it it's insane. +Meanwhile FromHacks just released Dark Souls 3.5: Open World Edition but removed covenants and any interesting elements and everything is padded with a boring plain of an open world. +--- 636273384 +>>636273221 +Else Ring's DLC alone will shit all over Tears of the Tendies. +--- 636273389 +>>636273340 +>>636273057 +>shorts +faggot +--- 636273451 +>>636259938 +>>636260052 +>>636270002 +These read like falseflags +--- 636273608 +>>636273389 +They're cool. Sekiro is awesome. You should play it. +--- 636273687 +>>636259827 +Quality over quantity, retard +--- 636273804 +>>636260672 +>I need to mention my game because I'm insecure about its success. +Fromfags will claim they're unlike tendies, but they're the same. +--- 636273863 +>>636259742 (OP) +Worse than botw unironically +Is anyone even exploring the overworld when you can just fly all the time and skip the gameplay? +--- 636273897 +It's a good game but it's literally just botw with all its flaws and strengths. Puzzles are 19/20 times just "lit this torch" tier puzzle design in terms of being obvious, just 20 times longer because you have to glue some shit together. The controls are total garbage and overloaded and really static. This is actually what surprised me the most since nintendo games are usually the opposite. Dungeons they added are better than anything in botw but among the weakest in the series. You spend most of your time with fetch quests and other typical shit from open world games that is just busy work. + +They have added to the exploration but the most important layer, the ground level is just copy pasted with some minor changes. I guess if you are really into the gmod minecraft shit this is one of the biggest positives the game has over the original even if it's way clunkier than in actual building games and durability mechanics actively hurt this part of the game massively to the point I would say these are opposing mechanics. +--- 636274057 +>>636273804 +>Insecure about its success +>GotY +>Outsold Turd in the Wild +>Better than that shitty game in every regard +Here, I'm in a good mood. Have more Sekiro. + +https://youtube.com/shorts/c0ONJKz1QSc?feature=share + +Be sure to remember that when you're fighting the final boss in TotK. +--- 636274104 +>>636273221 +Why are people forcing this comparison? Elden Ring is combat focused and has some of the best combat, enemies and bosses while totk has probably some of the worst combat and bosses of all of video games since it focuses on other aspects. They are not comparable at all except for both having great exploration. +--- 636274231 +>>636259742 (OP) +Mogged by Elden ring and genshin impact +--- 636274298 +>>636259742 (OP) +What's good about it? +--- 636274319 +>>636274104 +Because I like watching the Fromdrones and Nintendrons fight while I sit back and enjoy both games. +--- 636274408 +>>636274104 +Elden Ring is exploration focused, not combat focused. Otherwise it wouldn't be Open World. You can easily cheese most bosses by getting overpowered weapons and spells early if you know where to look. +--- 636274450 +>>636274104 +Translation: please FromGODS don't compare your great game to my game, I can only compare it with Shitrizon Dawn, w-we are both le hecking allies, amirite?? I-It's not like i would have trashed your game if it flopped haha +--- 636274490 +so this is the part where everyone pretends its the best game of all time just to make people seethe, right? +--- 636274504 +How's emulation nowadays? Any improvement since the day of the leak? It ran OK on my rig but it had some minor gpu glitches and crackling audio. +On my Switch, I swear this fucking game is running at 800x600 or lower, it's honestly embarrassing. On my monitor, it legitimately look about as pixelated as a 16 bit game with some shitty emulator smear filter, and it runs at sily smooth 20fps most of the time. It legitimately looks and runs far worse than the first one. + +So as of right now the game is totally unplayable either on emulator or real hardware unless there is some trick I am unaware of to fix the few emulation issues. +--- 636274581 +>>636274408 +>Elden Ring is exploration focused, not combat focused +It's focused on both, that's literally the two main aspects of the game. Anything pretending otherwise is not worth talking to. +>You can easily cheese +You can cheese any game, not an argument. +--- 636274613 +>>636274104 +>and has some of the best combat +lmao it doesnt even have best combat in the series +they overtuned the bosses to the point the best strategy is either trading or spamming OP spells or ashes of war +--- 636274620 +>>636274408 +There is no exploration in Elden Ring. Anywhere you go you always expect to see the same thing, more enemies to slay. +--- 636274636 +>>636274104 +>totk has probably some of the worst combat and bosses of all of video games since it focuses on other aspects. +what other aspects? fucking around fusing shit for no reason? +Like really what the fucking gameplay loop of TOTK even is? +--- 636274656 +>>636273384 +You faggots realise you can enjoy both, right? Not sure why /v/ is so autistic and under-developed they think everything is a tribal war... you own more than one developers set of games, right? +--- 636274740 +>>636274656 +>You faggots realise you can enjoy both, right? +That was not the case when you thought ER would fail +--- 636274754 +>>636259742 (OP) +You can always judge a game's quality not by the praise it gets but by the number of bad things people say about it. Since there's very little criticism so far, i assume its legit a 9/10 if not 10/10. +--- 636274785 +>>636274636 +The exploration aspects are definitely stronger than Elden Ring and it may have overall some of the best exploration of any video game. In every other department the game is mediocre. If you deny the fact about the exploration then I won't reply back, that element is set in stone. But we can gladly discuss how shit the game is in other aspects. +--- 636274831 +>>636273863 +>Is anyone even exploring the overworld when you can just fly all the time and skip the gameplay? +You cant "fly all the time" at all, all flight has a limit here +Even if you could, you only faggoted yourself out of fun if you, yourself, did this... do you have brain worms anon? Are YOU in control of you? If you think youre flying over all the "gameplay" then... stop flying over it? + +Games are really terrible when I deliberately dont save my games, sperg out and smash the power button every few minutes, I mean why even play them if you cant even finish them? Retard. +--- 636274843 +It's okay for a DLC. +--- 636274915 +>>636274740 +I never said ER would fail? I was malding over the wait for its release. The fuck you talking about you chronic faggot? +--- 636275024 +>>636274831 +>all flight has a limit here +My upgraded stamina bar + gust spam + complete glide set is enough to skip the entire overworld areas +Also, why the game isn't properly punishing for doing this shit? BOTW did, why can I get away with everything in this one? +Same with shrines, why can I just skip the puzzles by using a shield fused with a rocket? How am I supposed to know that what I'm doing isn't the wrong solution? + +Game isn't balanced at all. If the devs can't make an effort in developing the game, why the hell should I waste any effort playing the game +>properly +? +--- 636275086 +>>636259742 (OP) +Yeah, nintendo did it again +--- 636275138 +>>636274785 +exploration in totk is do some dumb shit to find a chest that will have 1 opal or like 20 arrows. Or 6 atk sword that you don't even have space for. +Literally fucking GARBAGE. +At least in ER you find gear and shit for different builds or whatever you can actually use. diff --git a/v/636260380.txt b/v/636260380.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ce78e4b1e2ae9d877070d388f97948e7d5c75dbe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636260380.txt @@ -0,0 +1,593 @@ +----- +--- 636260380 +It's fucking over Xbox bros.... we lost. +--- 636260462 +They're doing this for the EU regulators. +--- 636260484 +>Xbox is dead in the water +The OG cancer of gaming is defeated +--- 636260626 +>>636260462 +This. For fucks sake use your heads. +--- 636260849 +As a PS5 owner. I will be playing Starfield on my PC through a gamepass trial/refer a friend code. +--- 636260882 +He's correct so I don't see what the big discussion is about. Xbox One destroyed any hopes of Microsoft being in the console war +--- 636261185 +this guy looks like he aged 20 years in just 5 +--- 636261246 +oh nooooo +--- 636261308 +He said that because +A)people already have a library of games spanning back at least two generations +B) people have too much time in genshin/roblox/fortnite/ff14/whatever else +No single game will cause anyone to drop their PS5. +--- 636261457 +>>636260380 (OP) +He's correct. +Hardware sales between high-end systems have very rarely been determined by exclusives. +Nintendo is ENTIRELY driven by exclusives, but Sony and Microsoft (and previously Sega) lived and died on price, availability, familiarity and marketing +--- 636261502 +>kills faggot arkane +>convinces regulators to approve the activision merger +>all in one fell swoop +Phil Sama I kneel +--- 636261865 +My perspective of the console war is getting people to be part of your console ecosystem in some way and retaining them long term. People can and will purchase a console to play one specific game like if Halo did not release on PC and/or I did not have a PC strong enough to enjoy an FPS game like that, I would have bought an Xbox just for it. But I would probably never interact with the console again after I got my 3-4 months of enjoyment from the game and stopped playing it (which is what happened with me and Halo). So I wouldn't call that a successful battle in the console war in acquiring me as an owner because I wouldn't really be a customer on their platform. +So from that perspective, it makes sense everything that Phil is saying. They have to be creative in broadening their audience and making their existing customer base happy because first party exclusives are not going to save them anymore unless they spawn a Nintendo type of catalog quickly, which is impossible with current AAA game development being in the 6 year range +--- 636262261 +>>636260462 +>>636260626 +>I was merely pretending to fail for over 2 years getting outsold by PS5, and shame the xbox brand with Redfall to get a deal that won't solve the core problem with Microsoft management. +This is really sounding like cope guys to "trust the plan" like Phil has been known for pulling 4D chess moves ever. Based on Phil's own words that good games don't move consoles (which I would disagree with), the xbox bros showing all the good games that gamepass has compared to the dud that is redfall, you've proven his point since xbox series x sales are on the decline. +--- 636262343 +Peoples who ain't totally retarded play a bethesda game on PC anyway +--- 636262487 +>>636261246 +Lmao +--- 636262560 +>>636260380 (OP) +This just tells me that he isn't a deluded retard like the Xbox community (the ones that are left) +--- 636262569 +>>636262343 +You'd be surprised. Sony fans screamed at pete hines daily over performance issues when skyrim came out. +--- 636262632 +>>636261308 +Basically this. +His point is that, unlike most past generations, you're carrying forward your entire existing digital catalog/library to the new console on day one. What does that do to competition? It means Xbox Series S/X is going in with basically no ammunition against the PS4's entire library in addition to any new PS5 games that would be released. +So Phil is being very realistic about this and pivoting the focus from 'winning the console war' (a task that is now borderline impossible unless Nintendo decides to launch a functional economic crusade on Sony) +--- 636262757 +>>636260380 (OP) +>Xbox is cheaper +>you can play it on PC +Do snoys really?... +--- 636262902 +>>636261502 +>kills faggot arkane +The best thing that happen to xbox in a long time +--- 636263012 +>>636262632 +It matters not because people are retards and will take words out of context, he fucked up big by wording it the way he did +--- 636263301 +>>636260380 (OP) +>mfw I watch the interview and the context for this comment he made is that he was saying how most console players are unwilling to switch consoles because their digital libraries and games carry over from last generation +>he's literally just saying that no matter how good of a game they release, they're not going to win over PS5 players because they've established game libraries on their console for an entire decade +Retarded snoyggers trying to twist words, AGAIN. Colour me surprised. +--- 636263401 +>>636260380 (OP) +It actually would sell Xbox along with other good games. This guy is a fucking retard and needs to go. +--- 636263427 +>>636260380 (OP) +I find it hilarious that people think this is him conceding defeat, when in truth it's him saying that the 'This exclusive is so good that you'll sell (insert console) for it mindset is stupid. +--- 636263535 +>>636263301 +How is that not admitting they fucked up though? +He literally said that XBOX "lost the most important generation" when those digital libraries were being established. Now with every new console backwards compability is a given, so player's accounts will just keep accumulating more games, achievements and stuff, which will make it even harder for them to jump ship. + +XBOX cannot do shit now. They could release the best game ever every year and 10/10 smaller experimental AA titles and Snoys will not drop their PS collection anyway. + +It's unironically fucking ogre until Sony fucks up spectacularly somehow. +--- 636263551 +>>636260380 (OP) +Where's my Silksong you cunt +--- 636263646 +>>636263301 +Just imagine the Snoy Warriors on Twitter acting like they've just defeated their biggest 'threat'... I'm genuinely sick of randomly getting their shit in my feed. +--- 636263650 +>>636260380 (OP) +You just know that Phil has seen the absolute state that Starfield is in and is now in full on panic mode. +--- 636263664 +>>636263551 +No me queda Silson ninio, solo Blasfemous 2. +--- 636263770 +>>636263535 +He's literally saying that console war faggotry is old news. +--- 636263829 +>>636260849 +Just pirate it like the rest of us. +--- 636263863 +>>636260380 (OP) +Idgi, he's being honest. Why would you make so many threads about that? +--- 636263864 +>>636260462 +Who would be stupid enough to fall for that? +--- 636263895 +>>636260380 (OP) +fordunkin mogging redfall mindbroke phil.. +--- 636263907 +>>636263646 +Sony defeating Xbox 10 years ago. These are just the aftershocks of a bloody war. +--- 636263917 +Are snoys and tendies really this mad that they can't play redfall when they have no games? Lol Xbox keeps on winning. Keep taking his comments out of context though +--- 636263950 +>>636263863 +Because Snoys think this is a massive win, when in truth it's honestly nothing. They've lost CoD so they are grasping now. +--- 636263960 +>>636260380 (OP) +>We lost +--- 636263979 +>>636263895 +It's good. Stop listening to Sony fanboy reviewers. Just shut the fuck up. Go back to your movie games. +--- 636264051 +>>636263535 +He's being realistic and saying what everyone already knows. I mean just look at any given console thread on /v/ how absolutely insanely brand-loyal Sony fanboys are. You are never going to get any Playstation fans to switch to Xbox short of Playstation ceasing to exist, so Xbox has a realistic plan forward that doesn't involve converting Playstation fans. +--- 636264053 +>>636263979 +redfall isnt a game because games are supposed to work +--- 636264107 +>>636263907 +>Xbox 360 mogged the PS3 +>PS4 mogged the Xbone +>Current gen is undecided, but the Switch is in the lead despite what both sides and PCfags say +Nobody won shit desu. It flip flops every console gen +--- 636264152 +>>636263535 +I never said they didn't fuck up. OP is insinuating that his comment meant Starfield was going to be shit, and that Phil's comment was supposed to be proof that development isn't going well. There are (or were) other threads like this, but outright saying that this comment is proof Starfield is going to be bad. This post is obviously made by the same people spamming those threads. All I was doing was rebutting their retarded claim with context, because his comment has nothing to do with the quality of the game, as he's actually talking about how PS5 players are now cemented on their consoles for good, because of their libraries. +--- 636264159 +>>636264053 +They can fix it. +--- 636264186 +>>636264053 +Ps5 lost and Xbox won. nintedo lost +--- 636264231 +>>636264053 +Funny. I've played the console version for a few hours and it's been fine, if a bit mediocre. Oh wait, you fags are pearl clutching over the PC port lol +--- 636264246 +>>636263907 +I just don't understand why the idea of a 2nd / 3rd place console existing and having a smaller, yet decently sustainable playerbase is so offensive to snoys. Why are you so desperate for Playstation to achieve a true monopoly on the premium console market? +--- 636264339 +>>636264246 +Because it's ok when Sony has an undisputed monopoly. No really, that's why the deal got 'blocked' in the UK +--- 636264506 +This has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. People bought a PS4 just for Bloodborne. People buy every Nintendo console just for Mario and Zelda. How did we end up in this retarded position where CEOs of games companies don't realise that people buy GAMES consoles to play GAMES? +--- 636264543 +>>636260484 +The OG xbox was neat though +--- 636264660 +>>636264506 +No one bought a PS4 for Bloodborne. That game sold like shit compared to the usual Oscars bait Sony released there. +--- 636264794 +>>636264506 +Because the current iteration of console war faggotry is this +>Why would I switch to (insert console) when my current one has (insert game)? +>What!? (Insert company) that made my favourite cross platform game got bought out by the other consoles company?..... MONOPOLY! ITS A MONOPOLY! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO THAT! ONLY MY CHOSEN CONSOLES COMPANY CAN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! +--- 636264904 +>>636264543 +It had a few decent games, compared to PS2 having hundreds of great ones +Xbox sucked ass +--- 636264915 +>>636263829 +Likely have Denuvo, but I can see some scenes jumping on it immediately unless a leaked version happens. +--- 636264957 +>>636264794 +This is that accurate that it isn't even funny. It's just depressing. +--- 636264969 +>>636264904 +ps2 had tons of shovelware and the hardware was abysmal +--- 636265014 +>>636264660 +I literally bought a PS4 Pro for Bloodborne, if it didn't exist I wouldn't have bought a console. +--- 636265083 +>>636264904 +And then it was the opposite for the 360 and PS3. +--- 636265105 +>>636264969 +Still better than Xcocks +--- 636265110 +>>636264904 +and now you can't play any PS2 games on PS5 without paying Sony a subscription. Meanwhile, almost all 360 games and lots of OG Xbox games are backwards compatible and you can just buy and play them. For how much shit Microsoft gets from the "you will own nothing and be happy" crowd, they are awfully silent about both Sony and Nintendo keeping their old game libraries behind subscription paywalls. +--- 636265218 +>>636265110 +Snoys don't give a shit about old games while most tendies just emulate old stuff. MS knows that people like old stuff and make it readily available. +--- 636265245 +>>636265105 +most famous PS1 and PS2 games are now on Xbox too though. Like all Final Fantasy titles, Castlevania, Crash, Spyro, Banjo... If you like popular PS2 games, Xbox is ironically better for backwards compatibility than the PS5. +--- 636265249 +>>636260380 (OP) +nooo i want my AAA movies :(((( +--- 636265285 +>>636260462 +xbot cope is off the rails +--- 636265310 +>>636260380 (OP) +Back to focusing on Windows and PC gaming, MS. +--- 636265321 +>>636265245 +Banjo was Nintendo, but yeah. You are right. +--- 636265367 +>>636260380 (OP) +Why do I have to keep looking at this consolewar shit. Why do you care so much to obsess over it? +--- 636265375 +>>636264794 +You'd think people would grow out of console wars by now, but nope. +--- 636265437 +>>636260380 (OP) +If a game is exclusive to Xbox or Epic, I simply won't play it. Don't care how great that game may be. +--- 636265440 +>>636265245 +I know theres a bunch of general emulation stuff on new xbox (recently blocked because fuck you apparently) and it probably all has to be done via transferring disc images but if you can genuinely put in ps1/2 discs or whatever classic games came on CDs into the normal xbox drive and play them then that is hilarious. +--- 636265443 +>gobble up six gorillion studios +>proceed to release absolutely nothing notable or interesting for over a decade +>we can't compete, they have GAMES! +--- 636265518 +>>636263863 +snoys finally feeling "alive" +--- 636265550 +>>636262632 +Thats why im still xbox, I have all my xbox 360 and xbox one games on the series x, and one of my favorite games The Darkness isnt on pc so having it on bc on series x is amazing. Like many have said they think this is xboxs last console but if they do release a series X pro I will get it, would still get the next box aswell and give series x to my nephew. +--- 636265708 +>>636260380 (OP) +He's not wrong. He's just being honest. PlayStation fans buy PlayStation for PlayStation. They don't care about what Xbox is doing. +--- 636265740 +too bad shartfield will be as big of a flop as redfail +--- 636265785 +>>636260380 (OP) +This is embarrassing, not even the guy running Xbox has any faith in it. +--- 636265790 +>>636265440 +you can't do that even on the PS4 or PS5. The original PS2 discs are completely useless. What I meant is that most of the popular and famous PS1 and PS2 releases have by now either gotten remasters or ports on Xbox. Like the Rare collection, the Castlevania collection, Crash, Final Fantasy, Tales of.. Persona etc. +--- 636265843 +Is he getting shitcanned? You don't make this kind of negative publicity statement unless you know they're about to put you out to pasture. +--- 636265879 +>>636260380 (OP) +Xbox will always shit on PlayStation. I can play game pass and any OG Xbox game while you play 70$ tranny simulators, which fits Sony customers quite well. Enjoy horizon +--- 636265918 +>>636265708 +>They don't care about what Xbox is doing. +Oh my sweet summer child. +--- 636266005 +>>636265879 +How do you people even exist? lmao +--- 636266156 +>>636265790 +Yeah, I realised this mix up would probably happen. I know those game you mentioned are all digital xbox store releases but the thought that maybe you could literally just put the discs in from older consoles and have it play on xbox, when sonys own console is useless on that front, is hilarious. +And I was kind of hoping someone who owns an xbox and emulates would tell me that is actually possible. +--- 636266179 +>>636265843 +I hope not, having an honest and realistic CEO give an interview like that is really refreshing. It certainly beats corporate bullshit talk and them refusing to admit any mistakes. The fact that he was willing to outright say that Redfall was a bad game and they should have intervened during production is very promising to me. I would have been way more worried had Phil come out and defended Redfall and had given some bullshit statement like "we are aware that some percentage of PC players are having issues with Redfall and Arkane are working hard to fix it". But instead he straight up said the game is fundamentally flawed and he shouldn't have let it happen. +--- 636266361 +>>636266179 +It comes across as them not even wanting to create a console worth buying. Exclusives are how you sell consoles and they can't even be bothered to do that. +--- 636266373 +>>636265708 +This very thread proves you wrong +--- 636266431 +>>636266005 +He's not wrong +--- 636266438 +I don't want Phil Spencer to leave...... +--- 636266498 +>>636266361 +lol +--- 636266535 +>>636260380 (OP) +How could you Phil.... +--- 636266564 +>>636266498 +Most people I know bought a PS5 for the Demon's Souls remake. +--- 636266626 +>>636260462 +t-t-trust the plan!! they're saying no one would buy their systems and they lost 30% in hardware revenue for the plan!!! +--- 636266630 +>>636266564 +lol +--- 636266657 +>>636266498 +lel, still funny even as fake +--- 636266720 +>>636266626 +No, they're saying you can't out sell sony in the console space because of digital game library +--- 636266736 +>>636266179 +It isn't honest or realistic. The reason people bought into the PS4 ecosystem was because all their friends had a PS4 and the games were strong enough to entice buyers. + +Most people went with Xbox 360. What do you think made them switch to PS4? A shitty, botched Xbox One launch with no exclusives. + +Saying +>No one is going to buy an Xbox if we make good games +Is fucking retarded shit and you are coping hard. +--- 636266775 +>>636266657 + +fake? +--- 636266796 +>>636266179 +>But instead he straight up said the game is fundamentally flawed and he shouldn't have let it happen. + +BUT +HE +DID + +HE IS ALL TALK +ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS +LOOK AT WHAT HE'S DELIVERED + +You fucks need to wake the fuck up. +--- 636266849 +>>636266736 +Try listening to the interview + +>>636266796 +Still a better deal than Playstation +--- 636266872 +>hey guys +>im honest and realistic +>this game sucks the hairiest part of my big fat white ass and its my fault +>anyways, the next game will be different. +>hehe. +--- 636266931 +>>636266361 +I don't really agree with that. The Series X is very good hardware wise for the price and the only games I'm interested in are usually multiplat releases. I can't think of any exclusive both on Xbox or on Playstation that would make me want to buy the console for that reason alone. Sure, good exclusives are nice to have, but not essential at all to me. I mean, even Sony who focuses a lot on exclusives has like 2 worthwhile games a year and they're 10-20 hour long single player experiences. I played more hours of Monster Hunter World or Elden Ring than I'd ever spend on all Sony and Xbox exclusives combined. +--- 636266934 +>>636266849 +I listened to the interview. I also read articles. Like this quote. + +>“I see the commentary that if you just build great games everything will turn around. It’s just not true that if we go off and build great games all of a sudden you’re going to see console share shift in some dramatic way. We lost the worst generation to lose in the Xbox One generation, where everybody built their digital library of games. We want our Xbox community to feel awesome, but this idea that if we just focused more on great games on our console that somehow we’re going to win the console race doesn’t really lay into the reality of most people. There is no world where Starfield is an 11 out of 10 and people start selling their PS5s, that’s not going to happen.” + +No idea what you're talking about. This has nothing to do with Playstation. You are coping insanely hard and are delusional. +--- 636266995 +>>636266934 +Arguing with the pajeets MS pays to shill here is pointless. +--- 636267036 +>>636266736 +Yeah, but Playstation didn't fuck up this gen the way Xbox did with the Xbone, so why would they change? I mean, again, I'm on Xbox and I have plenty of disposable income. Apparently Playstation has a lot of great exclusives, but they don't entice me nearly enough to consider buying a PS5. +--- 636267061 +>>636266934 +>this has nothing to do with Playstation + +lmao complete retard +--- 636267073 +>>636266934 +Great games do turn everything around, look at the Nintendo Switch + +Nintendo actually lost the Xbox One generation, but strong exclusives on 3DS and Switch turned them around and kept them afloat + +Digital games did not account for much in the early Xbox One era. People were still buying physical games for many years into that cycle. so he's eating shit and making you eat shit too. + +>There is no world where Starfield is an 11 out of 10 and people start selling their PS5s, that’s not going to happen + +Literally the dumbest shit anyone could say on the planet. +--- 636267149 +>>636267073 +I like how a console win is determined solely by how many poorfags buy one +--- 636267175 +What Interview is this? Where can I listen to it? +--- 636267183 +Just focus on games and people will buy your console it's as simple as that. PS5 is selling better than the PS2 because it has the best playstation library of games in playstation history. +--- 636267208 +>>636267149 +Poorfags or richfags though, not just poorfags. It's any sale. + +When you lose 30% in hardware revenue, it's definitely no win. +--- 636267241 +>>636267073 +Switch isn't competing with ms and sony +--- 636267273 +>>636267183 +N!! NO!!!! +NO +THIS ANON SAID HE DOEN'T CARE!!! +LISTEN TO THIS ANON +>>636267036 + +HEH! see!!! hes on xbox, not playstation!! hes a gamer, and he has money, so... Yeah! + +>>636267241 +LOLLIES!!! +Maximum LOL. +That's what losers would say. +--- 636267279 +>>636267073 +Strong exclusives didnt make people buy the gamecube and wiiu. +--- 636267304 +>>636267183 +Isn't the market also massive compared to what it was 20 years ago. +--- 636267320 +>>636267208 +I'm not a share holder I just play the games kek + +>>636267273 +Losers like snoy lol +--- 636267341 +>>636267279 +Yeah, probably means the exclusives were not strong or were few and far between. + +>>636267320 +>Snoy is a loser +What? +--- 636267389 +>>636267183 +so deluded lmao. +--- 636267395 +>>636267241 +MS and Sony are brawling for 2nd place. +--- 636267414 +>>636267208 +Still a decent enough marketshare to remain relevant though. Like Android vs Apple. +--- 636267415 +>>636267389 +>Focus on games + + +>So deluded lmao! +--- 636267494 +>>636267341 +Sony said Nintendo doesn't compete with them + +>>636267415 +Yeah all those amazing Playstation 5 exclusives like...uhhh.... + +The strong third party support that saved the ps2 is all multiplat now +--- 636267510 +I know a lot of people here think everyone's blowing what he said out of proportion but if you actually sat down and analyzed the corporate mindset that came out of his mouth it pretty amounted to them being monetarily driven not caring at all about quality control. + +That alone should be a reason to not support XBOX. +--- 636267597 +>>636260380 (OP) +He's manufacturing consent. +Don't fall for it bros. +--- 636267636 +>>636267415 +I want less exclusives though. Ideally, every game was on every platform and not locked behind hardware. +--- 636267660 +>>636260484 +Shitstation is a cancer too. It should have just been Nintendo and Sega +--- 636267812 +>>636267636 +But it gives a a team, identity and place to belong. Without exclusives, how would I know what I am? +--- 636267848 +>>636262261 +You think too small for Microsoft. + +Look at Bing. That shits' been the laughing stock of the entire planet for the last 20+ years, and it's actively been resented by most techies in the world. Now the tune's changed however, and Bing is on the rise while Google is in freefall panic. Every techie with a brain has started using Bing too, since it's much better at getting you the information you actually need. + +My point is that you're foolish if you see Microsoft's plan in terms of console lifecycles. When you have a money-cock that's this fat, the plan will always be long-term. +--- 636267906 +>>636267510 +The Redfall thing is unironically not his fault though. Microsoft bought Bethesda because they were an established publisher with a proven track record and expected them to run their studios without any additional meddling. Arkane had a stellar track record prior to Deathloop too. MS learned a lesson here, but it's not because they were doing something wrong, but because they put too much trust in their own studios and gave them too much creative freedom. When you work with good developers, having a hands-off approach is a good thing. When you work with an agenda-driven political activist zombie studio like Arkane has become, it leads to very bad results. +--- 636268195 +>>636262261 +He's not saying this to defend redfall, he's saying this shit for the merger deal in the future retard +--- 636268363 +>green turd better +>no blue turd better +consoleplebs never cease to amaze me with their retardation +--- 636268371 +>>636265785 +Theyve already won the future though as they have the foundations ready for streaming now. Gaming WILL be all cloud stream based no hardware besides controller or visor on the users end thats a fact. Its not if its when . Console hardware will be how most people see vhs dvd bluray players, which 4k will most likely be the last player hardware. +--- 636268442 +>>636267848 +>Google something +>don't get any results, some things are actively blocked by Google +>go to Bing instead +>everything I initially wanted +Maybe I should just switch to Bing. Google is fucking trash now. +--- 636268651 +>>636268371 +Oh, great. +--- 636268762 +>>636268363 +How's that port of Jedi Survivor? +--- 636268767 +>>636268442 +Huh, neat, last time I tried Bing, it had some links leading to obnoxious ads and shit at the very top no matter what. Seems like it genuinely improved a bit. +--- 636268948 +>>636268762 +>implying i would ever play space wizards +go back to r*ddit +--- 636269324 +>>636260380 (OP) +F +--- 636269326 +>PS3 had more games on launch than all of the 9th gen consoles +--- 636269401 +>>636260380 (OP) +>selling their PS5 to buy an Xbox +Why not just buy an Xbox? Are these people poor? +--- 636269460 +>>636269401 +phil was just being eco friendly +--- 636269576 +>>636260380 (OP) +defeatist attitude from a guy who is about to get fired +--- 636269691 +>>636265367 +Because our side rules and the other side sucks. Any questions? +--- 636269710 +the cope in this thread is delicious. Phil said that the technical issues for Redfall was within acceptable limits (lmao), that Xbox has no chance of catching up to PS, and is lubing up his asshole for the Starfield 30 fps announcement. +On top of that, he fell back into his old habits of promising that games are coming so soon please hold on just 6 more months please that's all we need +--- 636269721 +>>636260380 (OP) +They shouldnt have banned gal gun 2 and all ecchi fanservice games on their platform. Weebs and otakus waste more money on that stuff than on woke normie games. +--- 636269736 +>>636269460 +They already manufactured the Xboxes, it's a moot point. They just don't have to produce more. +--- 636269745 +No game developer in the last 50 years has been under this much pressure. +--- 636269951 +>>636267395 +>brawling for second place +Xbox is in solidly in third place as admitted by Phil Spencer himself, there's no brawl happening especially with ABK blocked +--- 636270097 +>open up the xbox launcher just now after an update +>half of my games are missing +bravo microsoft +--- 636271670 +That 2013 event really was the death of xbox lol +--- 636272393 +Are so many people really too poor to buy two consoles? +--- 636272892 +>>636269745 +he's already saved one company before +--- 636273007 +>>636272393 +You can cover everything worthwhile just by getting a PC and a Switch. Getting an xbox and a ps5 is a waste. +--- 636273014 +>>636260462 +of course, they've been planning for this ever since 2013. +--- 636273213 +>We knew redfall was shit so we didn't delay it +>no matter how good starfield is it doesn't matter +Did he really spent 7 billion to shit on bethesda ? what a fucking retard +--- 636273314 +>>636273213 +He didn't say they knowingly released redfall despite it being shit, he said that they thought it would get 7/10 from reviewers +--- 636273332 +>>636264107 +>current gen undecided +>PS5 selling 2:1 with Xbox +>future of Xbox looks grim +>gap will only widen as the years pass +--- 636273438 +>>636264107 +>"mogged PS3" +>lost in hardware sales but made more money from xgoys paying to use their own internet +b-based xbox? +--- 636273661 +Xbucks overdosing on copium. Wars over PS won, phil admitted deafeat. +--- 636273817 +>>636273438 +>360 outsells ps3 every year from 2006 to 2013 +>sony dumps 25 million ps3 consoles into africa and brazil after the ps4 releases +>"we won!" +lmao get fucked snoy +--- 636273862 +>>636273314 +oh so instead of not giving a fuck they are simply incompetent +either way it doesn't bode well for starfield +--- 636274182 +>>636273661 +Won what? +--- 636274392 +>>636273438 +Multiplats on 360 consistently outsold the PS3 versions. Not to mention DLCs +--- 636274574 +They'll just use this as fuel to make more acquisitions and be even more aggressive. It's 4D chess. Before this week everyone was saying Microsoft don't need to buy publishers they're fine with what they have but now everyone is saying this is their last chance and they need to spend more money. +--- 636274643 +*sniff* I'm gonna miss the old bastard, I will +--- 636274672 +>>636273438 +I still can't believe xbox managed to lose every single console generation, what a shit product +--- 636274801 +They should just let Nintendo release their games on the Xbox for free. diff --git a/v/636260449.txt b/v/636260449.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5139a4706eca0ca4138f9eeebaf4b90fa55a35d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636260449.txt @@ -0,0 +1,108 @@ +----- +--- 636260449 +why fire come out if foam stop fire +--- 636260489 +skill issue +--- 636262898 +>>636260489 +no +--- 636262934 +>>636262898 +ye +break the glue and reapply from a different direction +--- 636263150 +>>636260449 (OP) +Wonky geometry. GLOO it more. +--- 636264342 +>>636260449 (OP) +here's your "immerisve sim" bro, enjoy "emergent gamplay" AKA choice between moving heavy crates or hacking or sneaking in vents +--- 636266118 +>>636264342 +it doesn't even have working mirrors + +unlike the original Prey +--- 636266201 +>>636260449 (OP) +>The crowning jewl of the immersive sim genre +>handles like bioshock 1 +This game feels stiffer than a refrigerated dead hooker +--- 636266245 +>>636266201 +>The crowning jewl of the immersive sim genre +no one has ever said that +--- 636267687 +>>636266201 +The clunky controls make the game hardcore. It's the Dark Souls of imsims. +--- 636269368 +>>636260449 (OP) +It can be fucky a bit, you need to apply the clump of foam directly on the puncture. +--- 636271069 +the gloo cannon is the one thing that made me stick to this game beyond the starting area +>it shows you that you can climb on the foam to get on top of the security booth +>see unreachable second floor +>make a ladder out of foam +most people just walk away to the atrium and don't pay attention to cool shit like this +it also makes the notcacodemons fall down to their death no ammo wasted +can't wait for the sequel +>nu arkane +fuck +--- 636271168 +>>636271069 +>use in in Atrium +>get Disruptor +>clown on robots and phantoms +--- 636271454 +>>636271168 +I'm playing this game without using Typhon powers (first time playing) and I'm just using shotgun + Combat Focus. The 2 Nightmares I fought so far get 4 or 5 shot. I'm on normal (and also PS4). Is this a legit tactic. +--- 636271638 +>>636271069 +>nu arkane +it astounds me how a company like this made something wonderful like Prey and then completely drop the ball. +Mooncrash only exists as a testing ground for Deathloop imo. +--- 636271754 +>>636271454 +I played on hardest difficulty and Nightmares died to more than 4-5 shots... but still fairly fast. The game just isn't well balanced at all. Fantastic visuals and exploration, really fun powers, combat isn't tuned well. + +I struggled somewhat in the early game on hardest difficulty, and it was fun, but at some point I started steamrolling. +--- 636271762 +>>636271454 +Once you start levelling hard, you can easily style on enemies, +Combat focus is ridiculously OP as well. +Wait till you get Psychoshock on your next run with Typhon mods. Completely obliterate phantoms in one go. +--- 636271880 +>>636271638 +Mooncrash was better than Deathloop in every way. +--- 636271953 +>>636271069 +>can't wait for the sequel +anon... +--- 636272337 +>>636271754 +>>636271762 +If you're on pc use this mod +https://www.nexusmods.com/prey2017/mods/38 +The most notable changes are printing licenses becoming one-time use (so no more infinite neuromods/ammo) and you starting out much weaker but individual upgrades being stronger, also jack of all trade builds are less viable. Basically exactly like SS2 hardest difficulty in that regard. These are just numerical changes for the most part but they make the game absolutely kino and probably better than actual SS2, too +--- 636272562 +>>636271880 +you are absolutely correct. +--- 636273716 +>>636271454 +>>636271754 +i managed to finish my first run on hard with a "only a magazine for lethal guns allowed/make your shots count" rule and had an absolute blast +also no typhon mods because "surely there are side effects to these and i'll turn into an ayy by the end"... little did i know... +basically space thief with a toy crossbow +had no idea the shotgun was that busted and i wouldn't blame people for shitting on this game if they relied on it +--- 636274642 +>>636272337 +Once I forget the game enough I might try another run. A mod like that would come in handy. +--- 636275165 +>>636260449 (OP) +>>636264342 +>>636266118 +This. +>>636271069 +Posters like this are proof of actual people in hell. The end of the world is here with train derailments, and interstate highways completely shut down in America but they decide to praise the people funding it anyways because of a platform gun from DRG in a terrible game engine but it has aesthetics they like with shit physics. +Body +Soul + Spirit Annihilation. +--- 636275217 +>>636275165 +uhh meds?? diff --git a/v/636260486.txt b/v/636260486.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..638b7a4ada037a2e6be41a1f1bd9536ec370d458 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636260486.txt @@ -0,0 +1,215 @@ +----- +--- 636260486 +>4 weeks until Street Fighter 6 launches +Seems like a good time as any to reflect on SFV. +Did you like it? +--- 636260684 +>>636219845 → +>>636239101 → +--- 636260754 +>>636260684 +This is a thread about SFV, not SF6 +--- 636260860 +>>636260754 +just letting you know why your thread will 404 after 5 posts. +--- 636262656 +>>636260486 (OP) +Haven't played V and I won't play 6 +Why? For the reason you posted that pic +Capcom can fuck off with the "edition" bullshit +By the time I got Super SF IV they were coming out with Ultra IV +Had fuck all players online and I wasn't shelling another 30 bucks to play the same fucking game + +I'll just keep fapping to the waifus getting BLACKED +--- 636262947 +>>636260486 (OP) +Skipped cause censored and will skip upcoming one because it looks ugly as fuck and old females look like men. Also western pandering with negro shit and LGBT. +--- 636263558 +>>636262947 +>Skipped because my incelibate brain can't handle sensible looking characters and people of colour +Probably the most low-test post I've read this year +--- 636263672 +>>636260486 (OP) +The music and stages were really nice, characters and animation huge hit and miss situation. It was decently fun but had little to do, the monetization always made me feel the way mobile games do where I could end my irritation on not unlocking things by spending money which ultimately killed my interest. +--- 636263694 +>>636262656 +By SFV things changed. The "edition" you see is not actually a spearate game. The base launch version your purchased gets updated to the champion edition, just won't include all the added DLC characters. If, for example, you only played Ryu, then you didn't need to pay a single dollar to play the champions edition. SF actually did the right thing here. + +So this problem you are describing no longer existed in SFV. +--- 636263732 +SFV turned out to be one of the better SF games. It has its problems as they all do but it fixed all of its major issues. +--- 636263771 +Kolin +--- 636263783 +>>636260486 (OP) +>no rollback netcode +>rollback added was garbage +it was bad from the start and stayed bad +--- 636263786 +>>636263694 +Said problem was preferable to the mobile game tier structure of V. The PS3 era of Capcom fighting games was exponentially cheaper if you wanted everything and each new edition got to have its own identity in menus and whatnot. +--- 636263832 +>>636260486 (OP) +>Did you like it? +Yes because it made me try out other fighting game series. I'm a big fan of Tekken, Guilty Gear (not Strive) and Blazblue now. +--- 636263865 +KOLIN! +--- 636263902 +>>636263672 +The monetization, specifically fight money, is quite misunderstood by the community I think. This is not a mobile game, this is a paid full game with DLC. You weren't supposed to unlock characters and stuff with fight money, they were paid DLC. Fight money was just an option, way more than similar games offer. +The mobile game comparison feels unfair. +--- 636263990 +>>636263786 +I disagree. In PS3 era and before Capcom fighting games, you couldn't play the most recent version of the game with just the launch version purchase like you can now. You only need to pay money if you want to play one of the new characters. +--- 636264219 +>>636260486 (OP) +SFV would probably be better remembered if it didn't have such a fucking awful launch. Everything was so dogshit for so long that so many people just never were able to think anything positive of it. +I came back to it on the last character pass and I think the game ended up in a really good spot, characters all seemed reasonably balanced with a good amount of options (except luke, fuck luke). +Most of the problems people seem to have with it appear to be getting 'fixed' in 6, but we'll see how it goes. +Genuinely if they had sat on the game for another year or so before releasing it, I think people would think of it more fondly. +--- 636264682 +>>636263902 +A paid game should not having annoying currency bullshit, I earned a character and then fucked myself out of the bundle because I already had one. Just sell me the new shit at a fair price. Additionally, so many costumes and shit were done with these garbage fomo events and limited buy in periods. +They ballooned prices but morons liked it because "at least I don't need to buy a new edition". Meanwhile they tricked said morons into spending way more money for way less. + +>>636263990 +I'd see the value in that if they charged 40$ for what a new 40$ version used to give you and that was it but as someone who played frequently and always wanted the full package the way they ran it vaporized my interest, I was so done feeling like I was going to a job. This piecemeal shit sucks. +--- 636265039 +>>636263786 +no it was not what the fuck kind of opinion is this +--- 636265142 +>>636265039 +The opinion of someone who wants to keep up to date and did the fucking math on doing so in SF4 vs SF5 +--- 636265147 +>>636260486 (OP) +No. It was one of the worst fighting games I've ever played, USF4 and 3S were way better. +--- 636266339 +>>636260486 (OP) +No, and even after the improvements in 2021, it was still bad. That game had so many problems behind it, im just glad its over now +--- 636266515 +>>636264682 +You completely ignore the currency if it annoys you, same result as if it didn't have it in the first place. You can just buy the DLC. I don't see what is the harm in it being there. +The other thing is only valid if you literally want absolutely everything. Which is I think not really realistic that somebody play every character. People usually play only a handful of characters. I still see more value in not being forced to buy a new edition if you only play one of the default rosters. +--- 636266907 +>>636266515 +I'm not taking away that one edition worked across the entire game's lifespan was good but if the tradeoff is getting so fucked the way we did on prices, adding fomo to cosmetics and so on then it was a bad trade off I'll take the old way any day of the week. + +>You completely ignore the currency if it annoys you +I can't ignore it, it bookends every fucking match in every fucking mode. My current FM and projected FM are part of every purchase decision and it's aids meant to confuse and force more of a spend. +--- 636267146 +>>636260486 (OP) +overall no, its only a semi reasonable game in its current end state though +--- 636267351 +>>636260486 (OP) +Even though the current state is alright, the whole shitshow fiasco that occurred at launch onwards prevented me from liking the game as if it were IV all over again. The whole V-system trigger is interesting but for some reason, the entire game felt lacking like it lacked that punch. Not a fan of the models of the female characters but at least they ain't VI ugly. +--- 636268840 +>still no open beta +--- 636268919 +>>636268840 +they know its going to get cracked, we'll be lucky to get one +--- 636268992 +Jive turned out OK after being launched in an unacceptable state. But compared to how good SF4 was. It was a massive disappointment. +--- 636269121 +>>636268992 +>use Luke because he is OP in SFV and he is on SF6 +>lose a lot +>revert back to Abigail +>win a lot +idk anymore +--- 636269430 +SF6 sucks donkey dick, that's why you got a separate general +--- 636269839 +>>636269430 +>SF6 sucks donkey dick +lmao no +>that's why you got a separate general +lmao no. /fgg/ just got too unhinged +--- 636269907 +>>636260486 (OP) +its easily the best SF game. will be sad to see it gone. + +so far SF6 doesnt look good at all but patches will probably improve the gameplay at least. +--- 636269953 +>>636260486 (OP) +It visually looks better than SF6 and that's what matters most. +--- 636270329 +Not really, I have the same issue with SFV as I have with Strive which is reducing novelist and options and not replacing it with anything very compelling. V-System really just isn't that interesting depending on the character of course. Later characters mostly corrected this by giving them more interesting V skills and triggers. And eventually, the balance got good and it is a "good" fighting game, I simply don't really like it. To contrast with VI for a moment, I like VI so far cause they did what V needed to do, remove close buttons but actually, add a good amount of command normals and specials. +--- 636270331 +>>636269953 +how far has /v/ fallen +--- 636270690 +>>636260486 (OP) +No but I respect them turning it into a reasonable product. Personally though I just never liked how the game felt. The input buffer and timings on things always felt odd. Also don't like how a lot of the game was designed around giving characters less tools and making them overall weaker. Feels like the devs were never happy with the system mechanics either as it has just been a series of nerfs. Things like Vtrigger just added too much of a set rhythm. Someone gets put in the corner, mash out, activate, take them to the corner, they mash out, etc. In general late SFV you did feel this start to change and I do like the things they were doing. But it took 6 to take ideas like CC and make it what they should've always been. + +So much of V is a mixed bag, they just had to fumble everything a bit which detracted from doing a fair bit quite well. I think opinion on it will soften over time but it'll lack anything to make it the cool game to pretend to play. +--- 636270818 +>>636260486 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pniW6r_8Uio [Embed] +--- 636271057 +>>636260486 (OP) +Bought SF5 at launch. It's the most harrowing case of buyer's remorse I've ever experienced. +Anyone who likes it should be euthanized. +--- 636271096 +>>636260486 (OP) +No, it was stiff and slow-paced and so formulaic that it became a solved game in like 3 months, mainly due to everything being +9 on block with no pushback. I hate fighting games that punish any sort of defense and reward mashing blockstrings. +--- 636271163 +>>636260486 (OP) +V was only good for mods +--- 636271181 +>>636269839 +Lmao yes. Drive bar was a mistake and everyone knows it +--- 636271218 +>>636268840 +You can thank the crackniggers +--- 636271426 +>>636271181 +keep seething /fgg/nigger +--- 636271514 +I'm mostly glad that SFV replaced 4, which was an actual terrible game. +--- 636272285 +>>636271426 +Kys certified shit eater. How can you defend a system that gives all character the ability to punish fireballs and call it an street fighter? What the fuck is wrong with you retard? + +It's fine if it's tied to a bar but when the bar is full at the start of every round it might as well not exist +--- 636273423 +>>636272285 +Fireballs are weaker in SFV, guile was literally the strongest characters in the beta despite parry. Shut your retarded ass up and go back to /VG/ SFV was the worst sf game ever +--- 636273630 +>>636260754 +No, as per OP this is about SF6, from the PoV of whether we enjoyed SF5. + +>>636260486 (OP) +It had its moments, but ultimately fell to the same issue all fighting games do: the only "game" was playing against thirsty people who had spent hundreds of hours mastering every aspect of the game. Fighting games have an inherent problem in that they try to be "fair" and don't incorporate any handicap systems to their base design. Which means that when you're matched with someone far better than yourself, you don't actually get to play at all. All you do is sit and watch your own ass getting pounded from one match to the next. And not in the fun way either. + +So SF5 was fun until you were done with the campaign / story mode whatever, and from that point on it was just an uninstall waiting to happen. This is why I'm far, *far* more excited about SF6. Assuming the world tour mode becomes as popular as I expect it will, and playing with our own custom characters or CaCs or whatever you wanna call them becomes the norm which I also expect it will, it will be the first meaningful evolution of fighting games in a very, very, VERY long time. + +Even if the world tour doesn't offer a meaningful endgame in itself, the CaC vs. mode will add a ton of replay value to the game that other titles haven't had. But more importantly, they will be directing the future development of fighting games into that far more accessible direction. The modern control schemes really help a lot with the aforementioned handicap idea too. + +In short, all typical fighting games are as niche as can be, where 1% can expect to have fun and the rest are just fodder and will soon uninstall. Even if SF6 doesn't break this mold, it will probably be the first big stepping stone that will lead to it further down the line. +--- 636273653 +>>636273423 +guile was the best char in the beta because of his buttons and damage, not because of his zoning lmao. +guiles sonic booms were also less - on block in SFV while having the same framedata as in 6. + +at least get it right when you shill 6. +--- 636273682 +>>636273630 +kys +--- 636273705 +>>636260860 +lol! +--- 636273865 +Felt incomplete for like 3 years. Had a lot of flaws, still has. But the gameplay had it's moments. Solid neutral game, nerfed the fireball spam cancer, gave you a lot of escape tools to prevent 50/50. The combo buffering mechanic was a good way to appeal to casuals and it was good fix to the 1 frame links from sf4 or whatever that was called. The v-trigger has its up and downs, and they did get lazy with many versions of it for some of the characters, but I personally didn't mind it. My only problem with the v-trigger stuff is that with how big the roster got, sometimes you forget what version a certain character has. Alex and Urien were both fun to play and as a 3rd strike fag I liked that they didn't completely butcher them. I overall prefer V to 4. +--- 636274846 +>>636273653 +>not because of his zoning lmao. +You literally don't play, fireballs are 10 times better than they were in sfv (which had dozens of antifireballs tool) you literally never see a ryu throw fireballs in sfv +--- 636274961 +>>636273630 +I don't get the world tour stuff. You get to hang out and fight with bunch of le funny 3D models some guy created? I personally think it will be the Battlefield Portal or this game, a feature everybody is excited about, but no one really bothers with. +--- 636275207 +>>636274846 +>You literally don't play, fireballs are 10 times better than they were in sfv +why? if they are better you can surely formulate so. +>you literally never see a ryu throw fireballs in sfv +LOL diff --git a/v/636261361.txt b/v/636261361.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d56250edb2085fcffcf798e27bbc7b5baaf0fbac --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636261361.txt @@ -0,0 +1,174 @@ +----- +--- 636261361 +>humanity on the brink of extinction +>main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race +--- 636261445 +it gets people talking about their games +--- 636261510 +>>636261361 (OP) +What games actually address that? The only big one I can think of is Gears of War +--- 636261538 +blackrock money too good to pass up +--- 636261550 +>brink of extinction +did we play the same game? there's not a population crisis +--- 636261571 +>>636261361 (OP) +isn't this optional? +--- 636261618 +>>636261361 (OP) +dykes beat each other more than any other sexual pairing +--- 636261638 +>>636261571 +You can go and fuck a dog, it's optional +--- 636261684 +Girls attract more men by doing this +--- 636261825 +>>636261361 (OP) +>>humanity on the brink of extinction +>>main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race +Not mutually exclusive, actually, but I don't know the story. Anyway why do you dislike lesbians? It's fucking cute. +--- 636261862 +>>636261361 (OP) +This retarded thread again? +One, humanity isn't on the brink of extinction in Horizon +Two, you don't decide to be gay +Three, nothing prevents either of them from reproducing through artificial insemination if they absolutely want to +--- 636261903 +>>636261825 +For some reason pic never gets uploaded. Should work now. +--- 636262252 +>>636261825 +they cant self insert +--- 636262376 +>>636261361 (OP) +>Why does Sony keep doing this + +Well, I have adblocker installed so Sony realized only way for them to let me know a new game was released was to put something in it that anon would angry about and make this post so even more people know about it. +--- 636262382 +>>636261361 (OP) +To make you mad +No really, 99% of these additions are made out of pure spite towards people like you +--- 636262484 +>>636261361 (OP) +Same as Lara Croft. +They try to make women popular by acting like men. +--- 636262563 +>>636262382 +bait +--- 636262564 +The series failed to gain the popularity they've been pretending it has, so now they have to make the character a gay icon as a last ditch effort after keeping the idea as a possibility the whole time. Still though, no one cares. +--- 636263182 +>>636261825 +>It's fucking cute. +it's not when two mutts are doing it +>>636261862 +Four, you are a faggot +--- 636263350 +>>636261825 +>its fucking cute + +Not when its two goblinas doing it, no +--- 636263408 +>>636261361 (OP) +To get me to sell my consoles and buy a PC. +--- 636263501 +>>636261361 (OP) +This shit is why I didn't buy a PS5, bought every single Sony console from PS1 but PS5 lost me with this overbearing shit. +--- 636263752 +>>636261445 +Yes, it gets people talking how they WONT buy the game, retard. +--- 636264101 +>>636261862 +>you don't decide to be gay +--- 636264212 +>>636264101 +--- 636264393 +>>636263752 +The overwhelming majority of gamers are self-righteous, delusional, group-thinking, cat-owning, toxoplasmosis-having, brain-damaged, unintelligent, liberal fag-lovers, dumbass. +--- 636264491 +>>636264393 +holy projection batman +--- 636264631 +>>636261862 +>Two, you don't decide to be gay +40% of Gen-Z are LGBT. +--- 636264803 +>>636264631 +Yeah that includes shite like non binary, trinary, 2spirites and whatever other garbage people make up. It's almost like they cling to it to feel unique or something +--- 636265651 +>>636261825 +Its disgusting and unnatural +--- 636265765 +>>636261361 (OP) +Is Aloy the top or the bottom +Im guessing from the pic she's the bottom +--- 636267062 +>>636265765 +bottom of the barrel lol +--- 636267342 +>>636261361 (OP) +By making the female main character gay they can do multiple things at once: +-They introduce the romance subplot (always a tempting thing to do) +-They avoid having to write a man having power over a woman (even if it's just romantically) +-They get to use the "LGBT representation" card +-They attract Yuri coomers (those that remain after redesigning the MC to look butt ugly) +-They acquire a shield against criticism, especially against the narrative (so they can write the most generic goyslop immaginable and still get praises simply for featuring gay characters) +-They generate discussions, therefore increasing the game visibility +--- 636267573 +>>636265651 +Wrong +--- 636269093 +lesbians are popular in media because it's a male writer self inserting as one of the girls +that's why the term "yuritranny" exists +you'll never see "progressives" care about gay romance +it's equivalent to "muh diversity" being more about black people than lesser known ethnicities +they don't play by their own rules +--- 636269551 +>>636267573 +this is literally unnatural, thanks for proving the point you fucking retard +--- 636269697 +>>636269551 +It's an anime, so it's ""accetable"". The problem arise when faggot can't distinguish fiction from reality +--- 636270159 +>>636267342 +Yeah, for all these reasons it was inevitable. I can't think of a single female videogame protagonist who is in a romantic relationship with a man. They're either asexual girl bosses or gay. +--- 636271490 +>>636261361 (OP) +>release Horizon DLC +>TOTK trailer +>game completely forgotten again +>not BOTW, not Elden Ring, a fucking trailer killed it +--- 636271597 +>>636270159 +Lollipop Chainsaw is the only exception I can think of, and it's kind of a technicality +--- 636271935 +MY SEXUAL PLEASURE AND INDENTITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE SURVIVAL OF MY SPECIES, YOU BIGOT! +--- 636272370 +>>636270159 +Bayonetta +Its still funny thats a major exception to the rule and trannies/feminists sperged out about it for weeks +>NOOO A CONFIDENT AND STRONG WOMAN CAN'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN, SHE'S LOWERING HERSELF +>NOOOO A VULNERABLE AND EMOTIONAL WOMAN CAN'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN HE WOULD JUST MANIPULATE AND HURT HER +It's all so tiresome +--- 636272710 +>>636261361 (OP) +Would you prefer your character would kiss a man? +Sounds disgusting and gay. +--- 636272724 +>>636272370 +>major exception to the rule +>rule +there's an interesting point. How many female MCs have we had in AAA games in the last say, 5 years? Aloy and that niggress from flopspoken are all that come to mind +--- 636272807 +Being gay is epic and straightoids have the true mental illness, which is staking their entire life satisfaction and the future of children onto the whims of women. +--- 636272812 +>>636261361 (OP) +They get better loans from blackrock and vanguard if they shove all this degenerate shit in their game. +I think we all know what must be done from here on out. +--- 636272901 +>>636261361 (OP) +Because writing reflects the writers. The people pushing this have no greater concepts beyond self pleasure. +--- 636273491 +>>636261361 (OP) +Sounds like a "not my problem" thing. diff --git a/v/636261568.txt b/v/636261568.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..18459d611a2fd2e01d7c18710b0637cea777ed5f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636261568.txt @@ -0,0 +1,618 @@ +----- +--- 636261568 +>Better RPG than Elden Ring +>Better open world than Zelda +>Better sci fi than Armored Core + +Is Todd really going to relive his grandfather's days annihilating the Japs? +--- 636261620 +Ironic shitposting for (you)s stopped being cute back in 2011. +--- 636261703 +>>636261620 +I'm not being ironic. Starfield is easily the only ambitious, actually innovative game being released this year. +--- 636261790 +>>636261568 (OP) +When you’re right, anon, you’re god damn right +--- 636261805 +>>636261568 (OP) +it's trash +--- 636261831 +>>636261568 (OP) +This could be game-changing +--- 636261890 +>>636261620 +Fuck off retard +>>636261805 +Nope it's gold +--- 636261894 +>>636261568 (OP) +Todd has never made a goog game. +--- 636261896 +This is all of the best of the most hyped titles of the last decade, done right, probably done better than before in most cases +--- 636262052 +>>636261703 +But its one of those games where you know exactly what to expect, and despite just being Fallout in space it will be a fun game. I'll be buying it regardless. +--- 636262070 +>>636261896 +That framerate is horrific wtf? ASS +--- 636262140 +>>636262070 +It looks fine, your brain has been rotted away by 144fps +--- 636262142 +i think the game is going to be exactly like FO4. in every single way.. +--- 636262213 +>>636262142 +That's because it's one giant asset flip. Nothing but a skin mod. We're going to get FO4 in space. +--- 636262232 +>>636261620 +Idiots thinking they’re in good company will deny this, but it’s true. +Toddposting and its consequences have been a disaster for this board. +--- 636262245 +>>636261568 (OP) +I have absolutely zero faith in The Toddler that Starfield is going to be good at launch. +--- 636262272 +>>636261620 +>>636262232 +I don’t ironically Toddpost, I sincerely Toddpost. +--- 636262327 +>>636262272 +Well I’m sorry to hear about your illness but it’s not my fault +--- 636262374 +>>636262213 +>literally has an entire shipbuilding and space combat system and entire planets simulated at scale + +Yeah bro, totally the same as Fallout 4. I cant wait for le Dark souls 9: The Dark City of Conniption! I heard the boss is gonna pause for 3 seconds after his telegraphed animation this time!! +--- 636262483 +>>636262374 +Oh no no frombros… +--- 636262507 +>>636261568 (OP) +>cutscenes for landing on different planets +--- 636262561 +You will pre-order and then buy Skyrim on another platform +--- 636262628 +F O R C E D - C R E A T I O N - C L U B +--- 636262630 +>>636262374 +shill +--- 636262642 +>>636262374 +FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU +--- 636262654 +>>636262374 +>literally has an entire shipbuilding and space combat system +There are already games that do this though. +>entire planets simulated at scale +Which are going to be empty, copy pasted and boring as fuck. +The game is also going to be an unfinished buggy mess like every Bethesda game but mods will fix it right? +--- 636262709 +>>636261703 +Also it will release extremely buggy and unpolished, unoptimized. +It's Cyberpunk all over again. +--- 636262742 +>>636262245 +It will get patched so im preordering anyway +--- 636262809 +>>636262654 +>>636262709 +--- 636262850 +>>636262709 +Cyberpunk was never going to be good. Todd has nevet failed. There's a difference, ya dig? +--- 636262859 +>>636262374 +>>636261896 +>skyrim graphics +oh no +i hope theres a hundred planets with fallout iv tier map +--- 636262917 +>>636262859 +Enjoy your ksp2. oh wait? it runs like fucking shit +--- 636262929 +If this game flops im going to transition as a bet +--- 636262942 +>>636261568 (OP) +I'm looking forward to making a ship that's just a massive space-dick. And I will be a pure rotten race purging bastard with an all white female crew. +--- 636262985 +>>636262742 +>preordering anything ever +Off yourself you literal cancer cell. +--- 636262990 +>>636261568 (OP) +I've seen someone posted a twitter screencap of some higher ups telling people that he will make fallout game accessible for anyone (?) And he didn't care about old fans that helped build the series. +If niggers like him still exist in bethsoft dont expect anything good coming out from them +--- 636263039 +>no adamowicz +>no soule +>no kirkbride +DOA +--- 636263107 +>>636262990 +There is more dialouge and choice impact in Starfield than pretty much any game they've ever done. +--- 636263153 +>>636262985 +Youre the type who posts rage threads on here when you couldnt get the exclusive guns cuz you didnt preorder because you had no faith of the heart. Rot in hell fag,Todd will deliver as he always does +--- 636263172 +>>636261568 (OP) +das rite fuck dem jap games +--- 636263262 +>>636262990 +Ok boomer +>>636263107 +The writing gets better as the script gets longer. ES6 will have GPT6 +--- 636263286 +>>636263153 +The goodest of goys. +>Youre the type who posts rage threads on here when you couldnt get the exclusive guns cuz you didnt preorder because you had no faith of the heart +Nah, I'm the type who laughs at paypigs and just pirates (including pre order bonus crap) instead. +--- 636263359 +>>636263286 +And you wonder why games are bad today. It's because of poorfags like you not supporting quality +--- 636263437 +>>636261568 (OP) +>>Better sci fi than Armored Core +Armored Core is for autismal mech customization, not hard sci fi. +--- 636263450 +>>636263286 +>admits he's gonna play starfield day 1 and enjoy it +Not sure this is tge flex you wanted to make, but I'm all for it +--- 636263527 +>>636263437 +Star Wars is peak sci-fi, armoured core is more for small d*ck japanese fags +--- 636263542 +>>636261703 +>empty world +--- 636263613 +>>636263527 +Why are you even seething about AC, OP? That series has historically barely sold 1 million copies on a good release, it's not a threat to your epic Todd Howard space sim lmao +--- 636263619 +While not forgetting how terrible Fallout 4's story was, and how dumb the world design was in places (an unprotected farm next to a to raider camp etc. ), Bethesda is the last company which makes AAA vidya that are actually games that you play instead of just watching. Starfield might as well be the last AAA game with player agency being the focus, looking where the things are headed. +--- 636263653 +>>636261568 (OP) +>>Better RPG than Elden Ring +>>Better open world than Zelda +>>Better sci fi than Armored Core +And another subtle Genshin Impact thread! Nice. +--- 636263805 +>>636263359 +I started pirating because games became shittier and shittier. I used to be like you once and buy games in good faith. I bought FO4 only to get spat in the face. If there is no demo I'll be sure to pirate a vidyagame to try it out before spending any money at all. +>>636263450 +Stop making up shit in your head you schizo. +--- 636263809 +>>636261568 (OP) +>Better RPG than Elden Ring +Elden Ring wasn't an RPG. It's an "action-rpg" which is a different genre entirely. And speaking of action, there isn't a single Bethesda game in the history of humanity that has ever had a fraction of the level of the gameplay of an average souls game. + +>Better open world than Zelda +You mean the empty breakable weapons trash grind with no music graphics that were obsolete 15 years ago? Literally anything is better open world than Zelda. + +I mean come on, we all know what we're gonna get with Starfield. Bethesda has only ever made one type of open world games. This is how it's gonna go: 90% of your time will be spent looting random trash cans and farming whatever space rocks and space mushrooms nobody needs or wants, but you have to because you need the mats and the money you get from selling it. 5% of your time will be spent on having to travel back because your inventory is full of bullshit, so you need to go sell it. And the remaining 5% will be spent on save/load spamming through clunky, ugly, trashy combat that has worse gameplay than an average MMO that came out 20 years ago. All this in a setting with cardboard deep characters with zero personality that absolutely nobody gives a shit about, while traveling around an absolutely supermassive world where 99.999% of everything is just empty land with nothing worth doing or seeing. + +Every single Beth game is the same: A huge disappointment. +--- 636263876 +>>636263653 +Are they twins or do all asians just look the same? +--- 636263891 +>>636263613 +im not op you retard +--- 636263948 +>>636263809 +Go back to playing your cutscene simulators +--- 636263963 +>>636263876 +I'd fuck em both no question +--- 636264046 +>>636263809 +NOT READING ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT +--- 636264079 +>>636261568 (OP) +Garfield? No thanks. +--- 636264118 +>>636263809 +>muh Zanzibart +Stinky poopy soulsfag begone. Soulsgames are like Zelda games minus the enjoyment, every single one regurgitates the exact same story and objectives. Demons' Souls was pretty epic, but they just keep sharting out the same game and smoothbrains like you keep lapping it up, because there's the meme that those are difficult games and your small PP can't resist the chance to be seen as someone who's good at vidya by eating up the same slop year after year. +--- 636264128 +>>636261568 (OP) +Todds pretty old wouldn't his grandfather have been first world war where america was on the same side as the japs? +--- 636264195 +>>636261568 (OP) +No, but it might be a decent for jetpacking around and shooting things. +That's the only thing I want from it, anyways. +--- 636264214 +>>636264118 +This kills the soulsneed +--- 636264279 +>>636263359 +games are bad today because the only games built with any sense of passion are indie and companies that get bought out turn into profit pumping cock sleeves of their former selves. +--- 636264290 +>>636264195 +Anthem is a better game for that +--- 636264328 +>>636262742 +Based +--- 636264341 +Does anyone have zero hype for this? I know it's Todd's dream game but I just feel nothing. +--- 636264397 +>>636264341 +That's a good sign anon. +You have to be mentally ill to be hyped for a Bethesda game. +--- 636264479 +Does Starfield have any kind of online? +--- 636264538 +>>636264397 +DUR HEHEH DURRR DOOOIYYY EBETYONE THAT LIKES TGIS THING I DONT LIKE IS MENTAL DDDDAAAAUUURRRRR IM RETARD +--- 636264607 +>>636263809 +based look at the seething goyslop consumers. +--- 636264627 +Zelda 2 already won GOTY yet you still make these threads +--- 636264656 +>>636263107 +Its not just about dialogue and choice impact. If that's shit so important, then bethsoft might as well create a game like life is strange. +The problem in here is that they will dumbed down the rpg design to its core so everyone could play and enjoy it. Look at how they used layered perks system in the demonstration, the same kind of perks system in fallout 4. Not to mention about faction system, or any other game design where (You) could be the jack of all trades. +Tldr its over +--- 636264687 +>>636264118 +>t. filtered by Margit¨ +go back to your children zelda slop games +--- 636264712 +>>636264538 +Try not to drool all over yourself while you're typing. +--- 636264746 +>>636264279 +>indie +>passion +lol lmao even +--- 636264775 +>>636264712 +Try not to kill yourself. Or um actually on second thought go ahead +--- 636264852 +>>636264538 +seething +--- 636264930 +>>636264341 +*does anyone else +--- 636265016 +>>636263963 +based bi rice fucker +--- 636265027 +>>636264341 +theres nothing to get excited about. the reveal was just worrying. and the rest is just fluff and ideas. +--- 636265036 +>>636264775 +>projecting again +Stay mad anon. +--- 636265045 +>>636264538 +>>636264775 +Seethe more retard lol +--- 636265093 +>>636265045 +>>636265036 +>>636264852 +Sneed :) +--- 636265115 +>>636264479 +Nothing has been said +I doubt it though, I think the most you are likely to see is some sort of event to join everybodies efforts together to unlock something but even that seems unlikely +--- 636265139 +>>636261568 (OP) +im looking forward to it. i didnt get fallout 4 either but bethesda won me back, +--- 636265206 +>>636264118 +Elden Ring MOGS Zelda hard, cope +--- 636265225 +>>636264479 +There's multiplayer but the chance of meeting another player is astronomically small. The universe is a big place +--- 636265232 +>>636261568 (OP) +I like how troons are now obsessed with ER and AC so they put it above the generic slop games to feel superior. +--- 636265276 +>>636265139 +Now bethesda has microsoftbux and gtp4. Starfield could be unprecidented how good it will be +--- 636265327 +>>636265225 +Kek + +>>636265115 +I only ask because stuff like this >>636262942 would be against TOS and it'd be funny if they just banned someone from playing entirely. +--- 636265343 +>>636262654 +Yes. +Buying a Bethesda game thinking that the vanilla version will be good is naive. +Buying a Bethesda game because they make good platform for modding is the way to go. +And Starfield introduces a lot of mechanics that will probably be half backed at launch, but with mods will become actually fun and engaging. +To say nothing about all the Total Conversions using popular Sci Fi settings that will probably pop up in time. +Obviously all this hinges on the fact that you shouldn't buy it at launch and wait, but I think at this point this applies to all AAA games. +--- 636265368 +>>636264687 +>he thinks soulsslop is difficult +Absolutely filtered by Ninja Gaiden +--- 636265393 +>>636265343 +>Starfield introduces a lot of mechanics +Such as? +--- 636265417 +>>636265225 +SEAAAAAAAN +--- 636265436 +>>636265393 +Read the thread +--- 636265581 +>>636265368 +can't be filtered with something i haven't played retard. +post your Souls games playtime or achievements. +--- 636265585 +>>636265436 +I did. +What new mechanics does it introduce? There is no mention of it. +--- 636265626 +>>636263653 +This is a japanese onion +--- 636265653 +>>636265585 +they're lying, there are no new mechanics outside of copy pasted shit from previous Bethesda titles. +--- 636265697 +>>636265581 +Then play it and get filtered. +--- 636265723 +>>636265653 +Wrong +--- 636265787 +>>636261568 (OP) + +kek as if. +will be a bugfest. + +medicore at best. +--- 636265795 +>>636265653 +Didn't know The Elder Scrolls or Fallout had sapceship combat, you learn something new every day +--- 636265939 +>>636265697 +>shits on souls games +>but has spent time playing the games +everytime +--- 636266076 +>>636265939 +https://youtu.be/SkrqziIC-nc [Embed] +--- 636266091 +>>636265787 +>oh noooooo buggy!!!! that means le baaaaad!!!!!!! +Preordered +--- 636266096 +>>636265795 +spaceship combat isn't mechanic. +--- 636266157 +>>636265939 +Are you saying you're the type of faggot who opines about things he has no first hand experience with anon? Anyway while I enjoyed the older souls shit they've been flogging a dead horse for a long time and Elden Ring was beyond bloated, I dunno how anyone can be excited for more DLC especially if it's not going to add anything original to the mix. +--- 636266168 +>>636266091 +let me guess you pre-order Ubislop games? +--- 636266259 +>>636266168 +Let me spell it out for you: I preorder GOTY 2023 +--- 636266310 +>>636266096 +Anon... +--- 636266336 +>>636262070 +Your PS5 cant run it anyway +--- 636266342 +anyone thinking no man's skyrim will be good is in denial +--- 636266343 +>>636261568 (OP) +Elden ring was a garbage rpg though. +--- 636266391 +>>636266336 +>Your PS5 cant run it anyway +My PS5 Pro can. Dumb fuck +--- 636266484 +>>636266391 +Should i tell him? +--- 636266514 +>>636266336 +That video is running on a 4090..... +--- 636266593 +>>636266514 +I'm running that video on my phone and ps5 still cant run it +--- 636266658 +>>636266593 +It will run fine +--- 636266659 +>>636266259 +so you have pre-ordered FFXVI/RE4r? good +--- 636266709 +>>636266342 +I can tell that just by looking at Beth "accomplishments" in last 5 years +--- 636266745 +>>636266659 +Nice bait post +--- 636266805 +>>636266157 +Playing the game to make your own opinion is of course the right way to do so but you haven't mentioned any genuine criticism outside of ''slop'' and while Elden Ring may be bloated, majority of said content is purely optional, also. +>it's not going to add anything original to the mix +lol we will see when it comes out. +I guarantee you there will be some new shit. +--- 636266878 +>>636266745 +Facts are now baits? sasuga /v +--- 636266949 +>>636266659 +>gay faggot sex scene +vs +>shittier version of classic game from 10 years ago +yeah think i'll go with Assassin's Creed instead +--- 636267067 +>>636262142 +Considering FO4 is the worst Fallout game (76 and BoS don't count) that's not a good sign... +--- 636267218 +>>636266805 +I've got plenty of constructive criticism but this isn't a soulsthread so i'll save it for another time. +>I guarantee you there will be some new shit. +Well if there is and it's good I'll be buying it. +--- 636267238 +>>636266949 +>fake rumour spread by shazzamniggers +>an actually overall better version of said game +yeah keep eating shit you cattle. +--- 636267338 +>>636267218 +Okay then. +--- 636267772 +>>636264341 +todd's magnum opus is, was, and always will be morrowind +--- 636267943 +>>636267238 +Yeah Think I'll Stick With Assassin's Creed Instead +--- 636268862 +>>636261568 (OP) +Well, one of the inspirations for Starfield is Traveller, so it's got that going for it. The space shit is probably going to be really kickass, the moons and empty places will feel really iconic. +However Bethesda sucks at making artificial places feel like they have proper scale to them. So the towns and whatnot are going to feel like absolute fucking shit. +--- 636270423 +>>636261568 (OP) +easily goty since re4 and zelda were shit. +--- 636271552 +>>636265327 +I don't think bethesda would be stupid enough to do that +--- 636271630 +>>636261703 +>actually innovative +Isn't it just Fallout in space, I don't see the innovation here. +I will still play it day 1 and I will like it. +--- 636271737 +>>636270423 +Not if Armored Core VI has something to say about it. Imagine a mech game winning GotY instead of the latest open world casualslop, it would be sensational. +--- 636271763 +Phil Spencer publicly admitted the game is bad and they aren't trying to make good games +It's over for starfield +--- 636271902 +>>636271763 +Starfield was in development long before MS acquired BGS +--- 636272041 +>>636271630 +Skyrim is still considered by many people to be the pinnacle true open world game. The Japs absolutely ate that shit up ironically, Skyrim is one of the most well received western games ever in Japan. Obviously mods assist in this, but Starfield has the same modding capability, so that is also a boon to its favor. The point being, a game offering a Skyrim level of open-endedness and the reintroduction of blank slate characters combined with the absolute bonkers scale of planets and spaceflight makes it easily one of the most interesting releases in a long time. Pretty much all of the elements its promising have been done before, but never combined into one game. It's the scale of No Man's Sky with multiple times the content of an Elder Scrolls release and none of the drawbacks from FO4 (voiced protagonist, overbearing and forced setting and linear story with little actual choice etc). + +Basically, Todd is based, and iterates constantly. +--- 636272137 +>>636261568 (OP) +>Better RPG than Elden Ring +>Better open world than Zelda +>Better sci fi than Armored Core +--- 636272142 +>>636271902 +Redfall too and look how that turned out +--- 636272275 +>>636261703 +Zeald Tears of the Snoys releases this ear. +--- 636272283 +>>636261568 (OP) +>Better RPG than Elden Ring +elden ring isn't an rpg +--- 636272297 +stop shilling your games here todd +--- 636272525 +>>636267943 +assassin's creed more like ass creed +--- 636272529 +>>636272283 + i fucking hate RPGs +I'm gonna just come out and say it +I think theyre fucking dogshit and honestly have no place in gaming +games should be about gameplay front and center +mass effect, fallout, dragon age, final fantasy and especially that steaming turd Fallout New Vegas +all of it can fucking go, dogshit trash!!! Dogmeat trash if you will!!!! +why would i ever play those when stuff like doom or dark souls exist? Or Elden Ring, Sekiro, or Bloodborn? +Those are actual fucking games! Hail Fromsoft!!! + +"Immersion" and "Roleplay" have no place in gaming! +Games should be all about gameplay front and center! +The Fromsoft series is a good example for this. There is no such thing as "Immersion" and "Roleplay" in the Fromsoft games. It's gameplay in its purest form. +If you want to play games for "Immersion" and "Roleplay", play D&D instead like the NERD you are!!! +--- 636272558 +>>636262272 +You're sincerly retarded +--- 636272650 +>>636271630 +Stop insulting Fallout! +--- 636272736 +It's the one game I'm looking forward to. I want Skyrim but with guns, but I can't stand Fallout's brown trash filter. +--- 636272824 +>>636272736 +>but I can't stand Fallout's brown trash filter. +4 doesn't have that +--- 636272863 +>>636272529 +Enjoying high level RPGs like New Vegas requires a psychic sensibility which the average person simply lacks. That is, RPGs tend to serve as jumping off points for a more enhanced and intense abstract narrative experience formed in the mindscape. The typical hylic normie is entirely sensory driven, and simply wants immediate constant feedback and a sense that they are "accomplishing" something by practicing it for more than 15 minutes, and it's easy to do such a thing on a video game where you're not exerting yourself at all. However the sunken time creates the illusion in the typical hylic (soulsfag) brain that they are in fact winning, and that their ego deserves a boost because they bothered to sit on their ass and memorize a played out attack pattern. + +In contrast, a New Vegas enjoyer is looking for an entirely different level of engagement which is unattainable to the typical normie. The richness of the inner world, stories, and characters created by the detailed setting, atmosphere, and immersive sim elements of games like New Vegas is a truly rewarding piece of brainfood, which necessitates a higher level of consciousness control and understanding. +--- 636272878 +>>636262709 +I remember all the people back in 2018 saying "Fuck Bethesda and Fallout 76, Obsidian and CDPR are going to be the new sci-fi RPG gods!" And then Outer Worlds and Cyberpunk 2077 happened. And then a lot of those same people were saying "Starfield is going to be so good!" + +Wonderful. +--- 636272941 +>>636272824 +That's literally the only Fallout game I've played. It has a trash filter. Maybe the other iterations are even worse in that regard. +--- 636272981 +>>636261568 (OP) +>worse than Star Citizen in every way +>buh buh muh shovelcontent +--- 636272996 +>Better open world than Armored Core +>Better RPG than Zelda +>Better sci-fi than Elden Ring + +Is Todd really going to relive his grandfather days making a completely mid game? +--- 636273005 +game will be casualized level scaling garbage like every Bethesda game since oblivion +--- 636273030 +>>636272981 +>Starshitizen +--- 636273104 +>>636271763 +I thought he was saying Redfall was bad and that they were doing better for Starfield? +--- 636273141 +>>636273104 +he said they were more focused on Starfield and that's were the resources went +--- 636273161 +My reaction will be the same I had to Skyrim and Fallout 4. Me constantly saying "This game is so shit and buggy" while I play it for a few hundred hours. +--- 636273214 +>>636272981 +>Star Citizen +--- 636273284 +>>636272981 +>Star Citizen +--- 636273315 +>>636273030 +Literally every ounce of SC is soul. If you don’t like it, you aren’t a gamer. +--- 636273343 +>>636272981 +Is a game that will never be release actually a game? +--- 636273479 +>>636261703 +Delusional. +--- 636273586 +>>636263653 +I love when insects try to fit in with amerilards +--- 636273668 +>>636273104 +>Phil Spencer said +Lol +They should put Molyneux, Spencer, and Todd on the same team and see how many broken promises and unmet expectations they can rack up +--- 636274592 +>>636263107 +>252,953+ Voice lines +>The generic mooks will still only have 5 lines during combat +BRAVO TODD +--- 636274845 +>>636261568 (OP) +>midfield +>buy +>refund in 20 minutes +>leave negative review +--- 636274931 +>>636262374 +>FROM FROM FROM FROM out of nowhere +Rent free, also GOTY. +--- 636274981 +Someone leak something about this game come on diff --git a/v/636261660.txt b/v/636261660.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e29711c9b2f645a30b841d7cb6591ae2d9478efb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636261660.txt @@ -0,0 +1,593 @@ +----- +--- 636261660 +It's so fucking over... +Just glad FF16 has the worst preorder sales in franchise history +--- 636261767 +It's going to flop so hard +The ps5 doesn't sell games +--- 636261847 +>>636261660 (OP) +>Nomura will replace Yoshi on the board of directors after this +--- 636261882 +/v/ - twitter comment section +--- 636262004 +>>636261660 (OP) +spamming a twitter headline and a lie... the leak said there is no gay sex scene in the game , this tweet is just bait +--- 636262058 +>>636261660 (OP) +Poop Dick XVi +--- 636263065 +>>636261660 (OP) +barry just wait til we have something more concrete about the game, this is fucking sad and you know it. +--- 636263279 +Watch as it outsells Flopspoken. +--- 636264310 +>>636263279 +ff16 could sell 5x what Forspoken sold and FF16 would still be the biggest failure + +Btw FF16 is more woke than Forspoken and has worse gameplay and graphics than Forspoken, even the dlc music track alone mogs any ff16 music heard so far +--- 636264476 +>>636264310 +And there he is, so easy to bait. +Hello barry. +--- 636264672 +>>636264476 +Sometimes I worry I'm no better than him since I'm just as easily baited but when 7r is criticized +--- 636265048 +>>636261660 (OP) +Lmao +--- 636265152 +>>636264476 +can someone explain this barry shit to me, I feel like I'm going fucking insane +--- 636265301 +>"they" want to push lbgt +>it's always two girls kissing +miss me with that softcore bullshit +when will someone have the balls to show two guys fuck and suck each other? + +either do it right or stop half assing it +--- 636265389 +>>636265301 +no one wants gay shit in their video games +--- 636265435 +>>636265152 +Barry is an autistic aussie who around 2015 decided that FF XV directed by Tabata was going to be the greatest game in the history of gaming and that the previous director Nomura was a hack. + +The game was a financial and critical success, although user reaction ended up being mixed to negative, especially from older series fans. The criticism and lukewarm response to the initial DLCs for the game caused the final DLCs to be cancelled, and Hajime Tabata "resigned" from Square Enix. The development team was diminished and rolled into a seperate new company, Luminous Productions. +Shortly after Hajime Tabata "resigns", FF XIV's reboot becomes a major financial success, starting to rival WoW on the MMO market, and director/producer Naoki Yoshida is given the keys of an entire SE core Business Division and a seat on the board of directors, as well as the reins over the new mainline FF title, FF XVI. + +From that point onward, Barry, who was already an S tier known shitposter at that point, especially in Famitsu, Kingdom Hearts and DMC threads, starts his crusade against FFXIV, XVI and Naoki Yoshida, who he calls "Yoshitpiss". Luminous Productions announces their first title, Forspoken, in 2020, and a few months later the first FFXVI trailer drops. +Since then, and especially since the second FF XVI trailer dropped in June 2022 and Forspoken was delayed 2 times, Barry has become increasingly deranged. He started posting negative OP threads for FF XVI multiple times a day, mostly "the least ambitious Final Fantasy" and variants. +The 4th FF XVI trailer dropping at the Game Awards alongside the Forspoken demo sent him completely deranged, and during the holiday week he received multiple lifelong bans. He just ban evades and continues. + +Now, Forspoken has flopped, the studio was closed, and the Square Enix CEO was fired over it. And so Barry keeps seething every day about FFXVI. +--- 636265480 +>>636265152 +Mindbroken FFXV & Forspoken fanboy +--- 636265590 +The Fujo won... +--- 636265679 +>>636265389 +Not like you or anyone else gets a say in the matter +--- 636265686 +>>636265435 +very grim, thanks anon +--- 636265729 +>>636265152 +Nintendie hides behind ff15. He is a Zeldafag +Just like tendies hide behind Shazam to insult From games +--- 636265770 +>>636265679 +>FF fan's xenocomplex flaring up + +You hate it because you know it's better than final fantasy. +--- 636265809 +>>636265480 +Then how come he doesn't have any Forspoken trophy? +--- 636265839 +Better than FFXIV + +*DABS* +--- 636265845 +>>636263279 +>Square Enix financial report in the middle of May which will reveal how well Forspoken did +>DLC at the end of May which will only be played by like 5% of the playerbase +I'm looking forward to this month +--- 636265860 +>>636265770 +Bwahahahahaha +--- 636265874 +>>636265770 +Nta but are you saying gay is good now? +--- 636265880 +>>636265860 +>>636265770 +--- 636265941 +>>636265880 +If it's that good then why are you always seething about FF16? +--- 636265963 +>>636265941 +>no u +--- 636266019 +>>636265809 +Oh yeah good point. Just a FFXV fanboy then. +--- 636266049 +>>636265880 +Ran out of arguments ? That's fine. +Bwahahahahaha +--- 636266051 +>>636265880 +>>636265963 +>>636265770 +What are you, 5? Try to use arguments. Does Xc3 include gay shit? Is it true it has less fanservice than XB2? Is it true nips didn't like the story? Are sales important or not? +--- 636266146 +>>636266051 +Cope. Xenoblade is better than Final Fantasy and despite FF having a bundle it's going to sell less than 300k in Japan. + +God I can't wait for the famitsu threads. You're gonna have a total fucking meltdown. +--- 636266151 +>>636266019 +He is a Zeldafag too hey, and FF15 is always cheap and easy to platinum, not to mention it's a pretty short game so it's easy to be used as a falseflag +--- 636266176 +>>636261767 +With each new console playstation comes closer to being a glorified dvd player. +--- 636266198 +>>636265301 +>when will someone have the balls to show two guys feed and seed each other? +Nobody wants to see that. +--- 636266206 +Oh no not the lucrative Saudi Arabian market! +Seriously come the fuck on. +--- 636266230 +>>636266146 +>Famitsu +Sorry I don't need journos to tell me which games can I enjoy +You didn't answer the rest btw, is there gay shit in xenoblade 3? Does it have less fanservice than Xenoblade 2? +--- 636266236 +>>636266146 +Uh oh, his brain got fried. +--- 636266270 +>ff thread +>turns into a thread about people seething at nintendo/xenoblade +Stay obsessed snoys +--- 636266327 +I actually can't imagine FF16 selling enough to make Square Enix happy. It's one thing that the game itself doesn't look that interesting outside of giant summons, but being only on the PS5 is going to be rough. A majority of PS5 owners who play Call of Duty and FIFA are not buying this game. +--- 636266348 +>>636265729 +>Just like tendies hide behind Shazam to insult From games +Funny considering Elden Ring utterly clowned over TOTK and was most likely the reason it got delayed to 2023. +--- 636266371 +>>636261660 (OP) +What kind of gay is it though? Lesbian or faggot? +--- 636266396 +>>636266270 +Your deflecting game needs work +--- 636266530 +>>636266270 +>ff thread +It's literally an antiff thread made by tendies though +--- 636266598 +>>636266146 +Just curious, was Xenoblade 3 above FF16 in famitsu as the nost expected game? +--- 636266680 +>>636266270 +>Xenofags make ANOTHER FF16 hate thread +>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY WHAT I DID +Lmao. You xenoblade anons really became obnoxious +--- 636266806 +>>636266598 +It's usually below FFXVI so idk why do they bring Famitsu +--- 636266923 +>>636263279 +What a stupid post +Of course it will, the name Final Fantasy alone will sell more than Goysloppen +--- 636267012 +starfield will be a worse and uglier game and it still will outsell this pos 10 to 1. its so fucking dead +--- 636267017 +>>636266923 +You know what's even more stupid ? basing your enjoyment of a video game around it's sales. +--- 636267095 +>>636266598 +I dunno why xenoblade anons think ff16 will sell less than xenoblade 3, true, the game will not be a huge seller but it will do well enough +In Japan they were disappointed at X3 because they consider the ending "ntr" and became too marvel and fanservicey in a bad way +With FF16 at most they get an action and adventure game +--- 636267309 +>>636266327 +They fucked up by ignoring ps4 and pc but at least the game wasn't trapped in development hell +--- 636267472 +I don't get it, is Dion playable? Do you kill him? I survived Cloud dancing with the Lady GayGay and Sephirot sounding like a horny guy with Cloud +--- 636267747 +>>636261660 (OP) +FF16 GONNA BE LGBTQ+ ICON GAME +VIVE LA LGBTQ+! +--- 636267776 +>>636265389 +But nobody wants to see trannies, they are the ugliest thing ever. With gays I at least could understand some homo wanting a Chris Redfield x Wesker or fujos drooling, but trannies? +I have this theory that lgbti hate gays and gays hate lgtbi +--- 636267937 +>>636261660 (OP) +I am not going to buy a game with faggots in it, it would not be right +--- 636267964 +>>636267776 +Lesbians = posers or pedos writing females in the cringiest way +Trannies = pedos + +A lot of gay men are pedos too, but the most "normal" ones hate women and their gay rights being hogged by females and literally incels larping as women to rape some women +--- 636267998 +>>636261660 (OP) +thanks america +--- 636268067 +>>636261660 (OP) +People were saying the same about FF15 and it still sold good and was a net benefit. +How is this any different? +--- 636268130 +>>636268067 +To be fair ff15 had the versus 13 behind. But yes, 4chan stopped being a sign of anything, most popular games aren't even talked here +--- 636268239 +>>636265679 +Imagine thinking this was a good post. Embarrassing really. Xenoblade shits on final fantasy, 3 is all about heterosexuality and reproduction. Fuck off fag. +--- 636268278 +>>636268067 +All they have to do is release a good game for once , that how nier automata did it . If its good the game will have legs and be a success . +--- 636268336 +>>636268239 +Even Japan dislikes Xenoblade 3 and that character is a faggot +--- 636268427 +>>636268239 +Xenoblade will never half as good as the good FF games +--- 636268496 +>>636268239 +The tendie compromise, always nice to see. +Because it's okay when Nintendo does it. +--- 636268498 +>>636261660 (OP) +They gay sex scene (wasn't it just kissing or something, anyway) will culminate in the beheading of both parties, because being gay is illegal in the world of FFXVI. Yoshi-P is my neighbour. +--- 636268521 +>>636268239 +Xeno3 is literally Chainsawman tier, trying too hard to get 5chan approval by making everything so artificial +If you want actually good romance play Lufia 2 +--- 636268581 +>>636268336 +Wow some side character that lives in a forest who asks you to get potatoes in one mission. Him being gay is like one sentence in some info log that no one read. + +Final fantasy’s fanbase is well known for being homo and groomers. Does that bother you so much you have to point fingers at some insignificant one off character form Nintendos’ series? + +You are pathetic and homo. +--- 636268671 +>>636268427 +It already is. There isn’t a single bad xenoblade game, unlike final fantasy. >>636268521 +? What kind of retard comparison is that ? +--- 636268729 +>>636268581 +Even more compromising. Take the gay cock up your ass and move on tendie. +--- 636268751 +>>636261660 (OP) +BUT I THOUGHT JAPAN WAS... LE BAYZED +--- 636268779 +based saudi arabia +--- 636268939 +>>636268581 +Nintendo fanbase is actually full of pedos and homofaggotry though to the point Nintendo had to remove messages since he knew kids would get pms from pedophiles all the time in their pokemon games. Link is also a favorite queer icon for trannies +Btw, you can't claim to be against homo shit only for you to give money to a product that features a gay character +>b-but he is a minor character! +Doesn't matter, it's not like Dion is ever advertised or you won't have to kill him as the enemy anyway. And you and I know that if Xenoblade 4 had a gay party member you would still buy it +Trying to look over others shoulders when your fan is literally of smt5 and link trap porn is hilarious +--- 636268958 +>>636261660 (OP) +>game is flopping +>RELEASE THE GAY MARKETING TRICK +Pathetic. +--- 636268995 +>>636268671 +Xenoblade 3 is shit though. Even Xenoblade X and Xenoblade 2 fags dislike it +--- 636269017 +>>636261660 (OP) +>Just glad FF16 has the worst preorder sales in franchise history +Source? +--- 636269065 +>>636265301 +I just want to play video games, why do I have to watch a gay sex scene. +Tidus and Yuna kissing in the water in X was cringe enough to sit through, never midn full on buttfucking. +and YsIX is the only game I ever saw do a gay character right. +--- 636269068 +>>636268427 +Xenoblade is one of those cases where if it came to pc people would see how overrated actually is just like it happened with other games +--- 636269116 +>>636268939 +Cloud cross dresses. Final fantasy 14 is essentially a virtual lgbtq pride parade / gay bar. There are countless homo characters in ff. All the men look feminine. + +Xenoblade is for chads who fuck (women). +--- 636269120 +>>636269065 +There is no gay scene, the sex is with straight couples +--- 636269125 +>>636269017 +The creature will post a COMG chart +--- 636269132 +>>636261660 (OP) +I guess selling video games and making a profit truly was never the case. its all about being a soulless propaganda machine with these faggot developers. burnt it all. let this world be consumed by the earth and the seas. +--- 636269184 +>>636269116 +>Cloud cross dresses +And yet he still fucks Tifa +--- 636269231 +>>636261660 (OP) +All the fake fans are filtered by FF16. I'm so glad Square Enix stands firm by Sony Playstation family of consoles and LGBTQIA+ rights. +--- 636269263 +>>636266051 +>Does Xc3 include gay shit? +It does not. +>Is it true it has less fanservice than XB2? +No. +>Is it true nips didn't like the story? +False. +>Are sales important or not? +Sales aren't that important unless the future of the series rests on them. +That being said, Xenoblade 3 is the fastest selling Xeno game. +--- 636269304 +>turns out to be a lesbian scene +>twitter and reddit melting +--- 636269305 +>>636261660 (OP) +>literally GAYstation +AHAHAHAHA Cant make this shit up +--- 636269347 +Basedtendo doing the right thing +--- 636269370 +>>636267095 +>In Japan they were disappointed at X3 because they consider the ending "ntr" and became too marvel and fanservicey in a bad way +Are you stupid? +--- 636269395 +>>636261847 +--- 636269404 +>>636269184 +No he doesn’t. Unlike all the main xenoblade characters who canonically have sex and have children. Rex had 3 wives and 3 kids. Shulk has 1 kid. Noah has 1 kid. Mathew has an unknown amount of kids. + +Xenoblade fucks and cums. Final fantasy sucks and dilates. + +Just the facts. Go take your estrogen you cross dressing sissy. I’m sure your final fantasy guild will support you on your journey. +--- 636269414 +>>636269263 +>cope +>cope +>cope +>cope +You love to see it +--- 636269458 +>>636268067 +>People were saying the same about FF15 and it still sold good +*Shipped +--- 636269467 +>>636268939 +>Nintendo fanbase is actually full of pedos and homofaggotry though +I unironically like splatoon 3 and its so fucking blatant how true this is, theres not just faggots, but evident groomers and furry degenerates actively promoting adult-child sex in that game. They get purged, sure, but you know why the switch lacks a messaging feature when you see it. Actual groomer game. Too bad its gameplay is just too good at high level. +--- 636269482 +>>636261660 (OP) +> Saudi litmus test failed +> wokies love Yoshi-P and FF16 again +> /vpol/ courting with "no blacks" suddenly stops +the shills are so transparent +--- 636269494 +>>636269116 +>Final fantasy 14 is essentially a virtual lgbtq pride parade / gay bar. +So, like Animal Crossing? +>muh female +Are you seriously going to ignore all the twink Link and Nahobino spam? +--- 636269531 +>>636268067 +Pretty unlikely this well sell as well as XV. +Open world does better generally than linear action games. +--- 636269546 +Based tendie fans know what's up their ass +--- 636269578 +>>636269404 +Those romance are bad compared to Rosa and Cecil or Celes and Locke. And way too inferior to Lufia 2 main romance +Also you know damn well if ff tried le harem meme you would find another excuse to complain, tendie +--- 636269584 +>>636269414 +>fake news headline +You sure showed them tendies. +--- 636269601 +>>636269414 +Not an argument. I accept your concession. +--- 636269605 +>>636269494 +Moving the goal post from xenobasrd to Nintendo fans lol. Admit defeat. +--- 636269615 +What is this astronomical cope? +XVI has a literal gay sex scene in it. It's one of the gayest games ever made. +--- 636269660 +>>636261660 (OP) +lmao, too bad combat looked fun, saved me 70 bucks +--- 636269662 +>>636269263 +It includes a nb character +It has less fanservice than xenoblade 2 +Nips like Xenoblade 2 better +>faster sales +Lmao, thanks to xenoblade 2, but I love how you cope by saying it faster +--- 636269663 +>>636269615 +>XVI has a literal gay sex scene in it +Really? +--- 636269708 +>>636269601 +SAY IT LOUD +SAY IT PROUD +--- 636269726 +>>636269605 +Nintendofags are xenofags, they are basically a hivemind +--- 636269737 +Imagine believing for a microsecond that a multinational aaa electronic game developer would makes a product with an intimate gay sex scene. +--- 636269747 +Why is everything about 'sex' and 'sexuality' in the West? Except that no one is actuality having it. +--- 636269762 +>>636269231 +>LGBTQIA+ rights. +Yeah, the right to have their degenerate seed purged from society, fucking groomer. LGBT folk are literally the majority of pedos as a matter of fact. +--- 636269776 +>>636269578 +Noah and Mio’s love story is very interesting. + +Rex is just funny and gets bitches, still a nice love story. + +Shulk literally defeats god for his love of fiora. + +Xenoblade games are straight male power fantasies at biblical proportions. Nothing straighter in the JRPG space, can’t win this one. +--- 636269892 +>>636269776 +>Nintendo bent their back for Marvel cock +--- 636269893 +>>636269578 +Unironically this. Been replaying FF8 and damn that thing touches my Shojo heart. FF9 is disney soul +--- 636269937 +>>636266176 +>put DVD in PS2/PS3 +>it just plays, there's even a remote +>put DVD in PS4/PS5 +>sorry, but you need to be connected to the Internet +It can't even play movies right. +--- 636269992 +>>636261660 (OP) + +Well, they did say they took inspiration on GoT... I really do miss the time when the focus was on the fantasy and the adventure instead of sex. Are audiences really that basic that the promise of sex scenes can sway them? Is every game going to become an elaborated dating sim? +--- 636269993 +>>636268939 +>Nintendo had to remove messages since he knew kids would get pms from pedophiles all the time in their pokemon games +Kek you know what that makes sense. Can't even imagine what the kids received in their 3ds. Splatoon and Pokemon shows how many potential pedos there are +--- 636270014 +itt chuds seething +gonna buy it now ;) +--- 636270015 +FF XVI is an interesting case. +It's the first time you see: +>The game is whatever the developers want it to be +Which is essentially a denial of the biological nature of a piece of media. +It is the first trans game. Very brave! +--- 636270041 +>>636269837 +SHUT IT DOWN +--- 636270057 +>>636269662 +>It includes a nb character +No it doesn't. +>It has less fanservice than xenoblade 2 +No. +>Nips like Xenoblade 2 better +They do not. +>Lmao, thanks to xenoblade 2, +Now this is cope. +>but I love how you cope by saying it faster +I said "fastest" because we don't have lifetime sales to compare, dumbass. +--- 636270118 +>>636268521 +Kek this is how I felt too, it was pretty cringe and I play Rancer games. You can tell they know Xenoblade is not popular enough +--- 636270132 +>>636269992 +XVI is just a poor version of Dragon Age. Yoshida desperately wants to be an American dev. +This is why he is bioware-maxxing the game. He wants respect from that old crowd (it doesn't even exist anymore, but people are strange.) +--- 636270158 +>>636270057 +Basedtendo always thinking about what the fans really want +--- 636270272 +>>636270132 + +I thought Dragon Age was poor´s man Dragon Age... in any case i agree, the lack of FF identity on this game is palpable. +--- 636270315 +>>636270132 +>XVI is just a poor version of Dragon Age +Somehow i very much doubt you know what you're talking about but that's the tendie for ya, always looking for new shitposting angles. +--- 636270316 +>>636269120 +I don't even want sex in my video games. +I get enough sex at home I play video games to relax from the sex +--- 636270352 +>>636269993 +>>636268939 +"When Nintendo terminated Swapnote service, they mentioned that they had learnt that certain 3DS owners, including minors, were using the application to exchange offensive material over the Internet. According to a new report by Yomiuri Online (translated by Kotaku), two men aged 49 and 36 in Japan were recently arrested for performing “improper acts” with a 12-year-old girl on multiple occasions. The girl met both individuals through her Nintendo 3DS. + +Meanwhile, Mainichi reports a separate incident, and this one mentions the Swapnote application by name. According to Mainichi’s report, charges for child pornography have been filed against a 44-year-old man who had two girls—aged 11 and 12 at the time—send him nude photographs via Swapnote. The man has since confessed to the incident. + +It’s also worth noting that none of these cases appears to have arisen as a result of irresponsible parenting. Both Yomiuri and Mainichi mention that the parents of these children had turned the Nintendo 3DS’ Internet functionality off, but that the children had managed to turn it back on. (However, just what measures the parents took have not been detailed.) Additionally, Mainichi mentions that there are other reports of predators using Swapnote to prey on children as well." + +It's not Nintendo's fault, it's just that pedophiles always lurk in products that have childish aesthetic for children +Also yes denying gays and furries don't love nintendo is like pretending Dante, Yakuza or Chris redfield dont have gay groups after it too +--- 636270371 +>>636261660 (OP) +Can someone explain to me why we are talking about Nintendo and Xenoblade in a gay thread about Final Fantasy again? What's is wrong with schizos today? I know /v/ is most baits but this is too much for me to understand sometimes. +--- 636270425 +>>636270272 +Kek, that's true. Even origins was very poor. Still, it's what he's aiming for. Truly a lofty goal. +--- 636270426 +Based +Based +Based +--- 636270584 +I like xenoblade and final fantasy. +--- 636270623 +>>636270371 +Because a tendie made this thread, you just have to see how over defensive he is +--- 636270691 +>>636270371 +Because this thread is still up while the gay animal crossing thread was removed? Because Xenofags for some reason are always present in every ff16 thread? Because tendies are known for being the biggest shitposters? +--- 636270807 +>>636270371 +Mindbroken tendies watching their hotly anticipated 70$ dlc get leaked and pirated in front of their eyes. In order to cope they looked up the next big release and decide to circlejerk it to death. + +Isn't working out too well as you can see since /v/ is pretty fucking miniscule compared to the rest of the internet. Even REEEEera aren't giving a big enough fuck about it despite their insufferable faggotry. +--- 636270887 +>>636270371 +If your homo game is indefensible then all you can do is deflect +--- 636270892 +>MMO-fags this buck-broken by "tendies" already +How many will rope before release? +How many after release after this historic failure of the game? +--- 636270905 +So this Barry aussie +Are they just eternally mad that ff15 and forspoken aren't liked, so they want to ensure that all other Square games forever bomb or something? I'm just trying to understand why they're so hyper focused on this, I don't get it +--- 636270924 +>>636261660 (OP) +I hate sex scenes, hope this is fake +--- 636271070 +>>636269662 +>It includes a nb character +Literal headcanon made up by redditors. Go back. +--- 636271147 +>>636270623 +>>636270691 +>>636270807 +>>636270887 +Ok i see now, these are just bait threads, I will just avoid them. +--- 636271149 +>>636261767 +good then we get sooner a pc port +--- 636271316 +>>636270905 +The former. +The current cope of his is that XVII will be handled by members responsible for XV and Forpsoken. +--- 636271331 +>>636270905 +'Barry' is some made up character schizos conjured and apply as a boogeyman for dissenting opinions. Just average /general/faggot circlejerk bullshit. + +They'll soon fanfiction up his height, weight, hair color, ethnicity and employment. +--- 636271585 +FFXVI schizos truly are on a different level. Dumbest retards on /v/ by a mile. + +By the way, I despise FFXV, so what are you gonna try and insult me with? +--- 636271659 +>>636271585 +By calling you a tendie cocksucker i guess ? +--- 636273410 +Fresh JP-KINO: +>I can't help it because the development period is long, but I feel old to some sense。 +A thin cabbage lined shakishaki light action is meaningless QTE。 +--- 636273639 +>>636268958 +Dylan mulvaney dlc when? +--- 636273664 +>people thought this was a barry thread +>it's actually an eric thread +--- 636273690 +>>636267776 +>I support the LGB but not the T's, they are abnormal +Faggot you are both abnormal, the reason for this allegiance in the first place is to attack traditional and normal sexuality along with gender roles. No one thinks you are a "Based faggot" because you dislike troons. diff --git a/v/636261981.txt b/v/636261981.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5b5f0795887839819f0c9b012b77c47ff2eb8cc9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636261981.txt @@ -0,0 +1,159 @@ +----- +--- 636261981 +>release early access +>great engine and gameplay, just needs more content and design tweaks +>do fuck all for 2 years, add none of the promised features +>lol it's finished now, have fun +>add nothing to the game since +WHAT +THE +FUCK +--- 636262071 +>>636261981 (OP) +just d/l mods +--- 636262325 +>>636261981 (OP) +10 years of development... +--- 636262450 +>>636262071 +Are there any good mods yet? Pendor? Perisno? +--- 636262457 +>>636261981 (OP) +>just needs more content and design tweaks +That is a massive understatement, as the game (back then and today) is fundamentally broken or insanely poorly designed on most of it's levels. + +You are right that the engine is solid, and that there are some aspects of the gameplay that work well (namely, the combat itself, most of the time), but just about literally everything else is beyond being just a mess - it's a straight up shitshow. +From basic progression and RPG systems past trade and basic economy simulation of the word past companions past diplomacy past overworld spawning past quests past subsystems like smithing past land and relationship management to some of the basic fucking U.I. functionality... it's all FUNDAMENTALLY broken, or incredibly poorly designed. +ALL. OF. IT. +The only things that are actually fit for purpose, are the combat engine and the base premise. + +I don't think I was ever as frustrated by a game as I am by Bannerlord. It's the worst case of wasted potential and bullshit developer I have ever seen. It's fucking criminal. +--- 636262594 +>>636261981 (OP) +turkish people aren't known for their work ethic and high morality, friend +--- 636262658 +>>636261981 (OP) +What do you expect from fat turks? +--- 636262661 +>>636262594 +You son of bastard bitch. Túrkey IS KNOWN for work ethic and high morale. They invent modern math and BTFO gre*k niggers ALL DAY. +Apologise to me now or shoe. +--- 636262686 +>>636261981 (OP) +The main problem OP is Armagan has no managerial experience. +>Huge amount of inexperienced interns who probably didn't even play Warband +>No game design document or cohesive plan, instead idea guys are allowed to run wild on a million different ideas, most of which are never fully implemented +>Numerous women hired +>Junior employees get just as much say in meetings as senior employees +>Procrastination is common and not policed + +The perfect recipe for killing the golden goose. +--- 636262728 +Turkey hasn't been very politically and economically stable, especially since they decided to back Russia in the war. A lot of funding has been pulled out of the art sector, so it's hard to say how many people are actually working on the game right now. + +In any case it's a taleworlds game. As long as they put out the framework, mods will make the game. +--- 636262993 +>>636262071 +Mods are fanfiction. Good games don't need fanfiction mods to make them interesting which is the downfall of 99% of PC gaming. +--- 636263116 +>>636262728 +>In any case it's a taleworlds game. As long as they put out the framework, mods will make the game. +The difference between this and Warband is that WB was actually a fun game, and being simpler also made it easier for modders to improve. +Bannerlord is a mess of complex broken systems interacting in a way that isn't fun. Modders have to take it on themselves to actually make the game playable before they can expand on it, and in that time from what I've seen, most of them get tired of fixing TW's shit, leave, and allow their mods to become incompatible with the current versions/have incompatibilities with the other mods you need to fix the game. +--- 636263375 +>>636262728 +Turkey's economy was in the gutter way before Ukraine, redditbro +--- 636263470 +>>636262071 +none of the good mods are out yet and won't be for years +--- 636263903 +Lack of management and organization during construction. +Currently what you've got is a great big skyscraper where they decided, rather than building from the ground up, they wanted to put in all the windows first. +No walls, only girders necessary to support said windows, anything else can wait. +So you end up with this abstract, hellstructure like a tree made of window frames, which no one then knows how to actually build on, rather than a solid base to build up from. +--- 636264261 +>>636263903 +Apt description. One of the former employees said they did a code refactor like 5 years later than they should, when 80% of the code work was already done + +Somehow it was too difficult to just make Warband but better +--- 636264362 +>>636264261 +From personal experience I know; you have to do the hard work before the fun or cool work. +--- 636267456 +>>636261981 (OP) +One of the problems is that they chose to focus on realism instead of basing the gaming on a mythic middle-ages +FUCK SPEARS +I WANT MY SWORD SISTERS BACK +--- 636267629 +Literally all they had to do was re-create warband with newer models and animations and we would be playing it for another decade. +--- 636267850 +>>636267456 +Sword Sisters are back, they suck though (due to how hard all melee troops suck in this game with how OP arrows are) and you also just straight up recruit them now rather than being able to raise them from peasant women +--- 636267918 +>>636263375 +I have never in my life used reddit, so only you would know "redditbro". +Go suck off a gun. +--- 636268085 +>>636262071 +cope +--- 636268235 +>>636261981 (OP) +Daily reminder that there's still no unique NPC companions like in M&B. +--- 636268401 +>>636268235 +jesus fucking christ, I didn't know it was THAT barebone +--- 636269238 +>>636268401 +>I didn't know it was THAT barebone +It's actually far worse than that. Not only are all companions randomly generated. But they are also pretty much integral to campaign, as you need the diversity of skill-sets to run your group efficiently. +And since trying to find the correct companion by just manually visiting every single fucking pub on the continent would be INSANELY tedious, the game has a handy in-game encyclopedia in which you can display location of every companion in the game, filter them by skill values, and at the cost of 100 gold send them a skype invite, which will automatically teleport them to you in 1 day. Meaning that on day 2 of your campaign, you can automatically summon and hire every single elite specialist you may need for the rest of the campaign. + +It is FASCINATING how ill-concieved all of this is. +--- 636269778 +>>636261981 (OP) +Turkroaches made a lot of money from autistic nostalgiafags with the early release and realized they didn't actually need to do shit +--- 636270357 +>>636269778 +I'm starting to believe all of middle-east is under Mamon influence +--- 636270469 +>>636262728 +>they decided to back Russia in the war +You are a dumb nigger, you are so dumb I hope you will just kys so I won't inhale the same as you do +--- 636271845 +>>636270469 +It's okay anon, Reddit believes whatever media tells them to believe. Bayraktars are already long forgotten as Wunderwaffe that was supposed to save ACKraine, so they can act like Turks were never supporting them. +--- 636272834 +>>636269238 +>the game has a handy in-game encyclopedia in which you can display location of every companion in the game, filter them by skill values, and at the cost of 100 gold send them a skype invite, which will automatically teleport them to you in 1 day. Meaning that on day 2 of your campaign, you can automatically summon and hire every single elite specialist you may need for the rest of the campaign. +Everything you said there is from a mod you're using (probably Diplomacy), it isn't in vanilla. In vanilla, you have to go through the INSANELY tedious procedure you described. +--- 636273286 +>>636272834 +I'm 100% sure that the skype call option is in the vanilla game, so is the encyclopedia listing locations of all major NPC's. +I've discovered that before I installed any single mod, I used it to solve the campaign (Banner) quest line in 10 minutes in my first vanilla only test run. I could not be arsed to talk to every major NPC from each faction, so I just skype-called them from the encyclopedia menu. + +It is possible that in vanilla, the game does not list the companions, because I only started using it to find the companions after I did add a few mods, including diplomacy, Fourberie and others. +I assumed it was all vanilla because again - the messenger option from encyclopedia is ABSOLUTELY a vanilla game thing. +--- 636273415 +>>636273286 +The skype call thing has either been patched out, or it's a mod. It's not in base game. +I'm absolutely not defending this game btw. +--- 636274064 +>>636273286 +>I'm 100% sure that the skype call option is in the vanilla game +I've been playing vanilla since launch and it's never been an option in vanilla. You might be having false memories of when you did the campaign vs when you installed Diplomacy. Or maybe you installed the Carrier Pigeon mod, which was popular around the time of release. + +Go look at Diplomacy's modpage, one of the features they list is that Skype call thing. I fucking wish it was in the base game because it's extremely annoying to track people down in Bannerlord especially when you are trying to fight wars on three different fronts. It's retarded that we can't just send messengers. +--- 636274720 +>>636261981 (OP) +>do fuck all for 2 years +>add none of the promised features +lies and slander +--- 636274771 +>>636261981 (OP) +I can't believe they thought it was acceptable to call the game finished without adding peasant marriage, there's mods for it but I really wanted it as a base game feature +--- 636274986 +>>636261981 (OP) +>add a complex dynasty system to the game +>you can have kids and mold them as they grow, eventually you can play as them when your character dies +>even if you're holding back, you can easily conquer the world in 10 years +>if you want to make any use of your children you have to wait around doing nothing for ages diff --git a/v/636262289.txt b/v/636262289.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a3f397c2b6945590f4e542844c1d7718120ab728 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636262289.txt @@ -0,0 +1,236 @@ +----- +--- 636262289 +How has the disappearance of boothbabes affected the industry? +--- 636262314 +>>636262289 (OP) +negatively + +e3 is gone. net loss for everyone. +--- 636262361 +Making E3 public was more of detriment, booth babes were cringe no matter what your 9 year old sensibility thinks +--- 636262372 +I hate breast implants so much it's unreal +--- 636262396 +>>636262314 +e3 was never good. it was a place where tech demos overperformed releases and marketed vaporware +--- 636262401 +>>636262289 (OP) +This shit was always retarded. +Dumb ass game journalists creaming themselves over some crappy game because the stand that played its 30 second pre-rendered non-gameplay trailer had a couple of plastic bimbo standing around. +--- 636262403 +>>636262289 (OP) +>fake tits +Yoinks! +--- 636262417 +>>636262314 +Thank god they put that annual corporate cringefest out of it's misery +--- 636262495 +>>636262289 (OP) +We have mental illness instead of big tiddy woman. I want off this ride. +--- 636262549 +>>636262289 (OP) +I recall reading vidya magazines in the mid 2000s and every E3 they would have boothbabe reviews or at least tons of pictures. In retrospect its quite ridiculous how they would not only get all these sleazy women with absolutely enormous breast implants to market the games, but these women were also willing to strip a bit and let themselves be photographed with their tits out while getting hoverhanded by smelly, fat, bald gaming journalists. A particularly famous one was a Playlogic (or maybe Logitech) boothbabe who never wore panties under her skirt and who would stick her finger up her pussy when guys posed with her. +One issue came with an additional “E3 newspaper” the magazine had created which I threw away because they had decided to adorn the cover with nude marketing photographs that a prostitute had given them. It looked too much like porn. + +Pic related, probably the most famous and “tasteful” boothbabe of the era. Or maybe this was after the golden age, I don’t remember. +--- 636262601 +>>636262289 (OP) +Where and how do these women exist in daily life? +--- 636262737 +>>636262289 (OP) +>you will never grab a handful of summer cummings big fake tits carved out of styrofoam +why live +--- 636262816 +Retarded shit made by sleazeball corporate grifters who don't know or care to know anythibg about video games. Just like how today you can't escape trannies at these events despite the fact that nobody likes looking at them. +--- 636262852 +>>636262737 +>summer cummings +Holy shit now that's a name I haven't seen in a long time. Her voice alone always made me incredibly horny +--- 636262893 +>>636262289 (OP) +God I love old bimbos with fake tits. +--- 636263015 +>>636262372 +Shit taste. A woman stuffing her body full of plastic and chemicals with the only purpose being wanting men to be aroused more is the ultimate submission and some top tier shit. +--- 636263024 +>>636262289 (OP) +There are a lot better examples of booth babes than those demons. +--- 636263038 +>>636262289 (OP) +None whatsoever, the only people who are upset are horny incels + +Like everybody else who has sex; they grew up and realize how absolutely cringe this shit was in hindsight +--- 636263075 +>>636262401 +i dont say this often but this is quite literally projection if you think it wasnt just social awkwardness in what was intended to be a fun environment. Air hostesses being attractive isnt to make the passengers cream themselves their good looks were supposed to put you at ease while detailing the product or service- the problem arose around the time they stopped being told what the fuck the product is and it literally became "SEXY GORL" that it truly became awkward. + +going "pssh, them virgins" just makes you look dumb when you think about the history of using attractive women to demo a product. +--- 636263080 +>>636263015 +--- 636263137 +>>636262289 (OP) +Are these hideous skank-hags supposed to promote a thing or what? I have difficult time even looking at their direction. + +To answer the question, bullshit marketing media shows are bad, and whether there are steps in the other direction in other areas (it's not like marketing and hype have died quite yet), I see steps to dismantle them as a positive development. +--- 636263174 +>>636263015 +No U, it looks like comedic garbage and will never ever ever compare to natural massive tits, you have to assign this little story to it glossing over how shit it looks to find it hot +--- 636263337 +>>636262549 +you poor dumb little idiot- what you posted was so far past the point of tastedul you have no fucking idea. + +imagine just normal pretty women in nintendo tshirts or polo shirts and you sort of have an idea of what was tasteful. it turned to nuclear waste as soon as playstation got involved and the radical 90s took full hold and hypersexuality fucked the ENTIRE game up. the same reason we got jacked James on playstation magazines because everything had to go 500% and be edgy- the ORIGINAL type of edgy- sincere edge +--- 636263371 +>>636263174 +Nigger the point is how shit and unreal it looks. Women making WEG goblins real because they want dick that badly is great and it's sad that you will never get it. +--- 636263485 +>>636263337 +That looks rad as fuck. +--- 636263574 +>>636263371 +I don't think it's sad, it's just another fetish like scat or piss turning something disgusting into something arousing, you can keep it +--- 636263575 +>>636263337 +Anon, he clearly just wanted to people to start posting pictures of boothbabes. +--- 636263635 +Less rape. +Less sex for me. +--- 636263708 +>>636262314 +Nothing lost, really. +--- 636263726 +>>636262396 +e3 was great before the iphone happened +--- 636263780 +>>636263708 +what about the monies +--- 636265652 +>>636263726 +Meh +--- 636266008 +>>636262289 (OP) +The woman on the lefts face reminds me of ET +--- 636266641 +>>636262549 +>but these women were also willing to strip a bit and let themselves be photographed with their tits out while getting hoverhanded by smelly, fat, bald gaming journalists +women never have any standards when it comes to receiving attention and money +--- 636266765 +>>636263207 +sticc mode with huge implants is the worst aesthetic +--- 636267257 +>>636266765 +I love it. +Then again, I am heterosexual and have a giant penis, so my perspective may be hard to understand for you. +--- 636267403 +>>636267257 +sticc women look like skinny twinks with boobs that's pretty gay + +women need hips and ass but not nigger levels of ass +--- 636267693 +>>636267257 +you're fapping to the IRL equivalent of bbc cuck porn drawn by ThePit +--- 636268542 +>>636267693 +That’s quite a stretch. +--- 636268821 +>industry is nothing but straight men +>booth babes everywhere +>sexy woman in games +>everything is all about fun to the point where the work environments at studios are practically one big party +>women and gays work their way in +>everything immediately sterilized +>booth babes disappear +>workplaces become hell +>no fun allowed anywhere + +The disappearance of booth babes was a symptom of a growing cancer. +--- 636269175 +This guy in a wheelchair pretended to be diabled and groped a bunch of booth babes thats why they got banned +--- 636270395 +>>636262289 (OP) +Am I only one that finds women with huge fake tits hot? +--- 636270540 +>>636270395 +no, i enjoy them +--- 636270880 +>>636268821 +I acknowledge and agree with your post, even if no one else does. +--- 636270929 +>>636270395 +Yes, anon. They're only doing it to gain your attention. +--- 636270947 +>>636270395 +I have a huge bimbo fetish so I can relate. +Alicia Amira and Aletta Ocean are prime bimbo fuckdolls imo +--- 636271084 +>>636262314 +The last good thing at e3 was fucking smash bros character reveals. If that wasnt enough reason to put it down idk what is. +--- 636271430 +>>636270947 +My nigga. Anastasia Doll and Aletta Ocean still give make me hard +--- 636272016 +>>636263015 +based +--- 636272346 +>>636269175 +>This guy in a wheelchair pretended to be diabled and groped a bunch of booth babes thats why they got banned +What a madlad +https://genmay.com/e3-2005-thread-crippled-kfc-gets-all-of-the-e3-boo-t535735.html +https://archive.is/56vmU +>PICS TAKEN DOWN DUE TO MASS PROTEST +Fuck +--- 636272378 +>>636262289 (OP) +It hasn't affected the industry, their disappearance is just indicative of what the industry has become though. + +The industry had their finger on the pulse of their market. +They knew what people wanted, and subsequently were making said games. + +Gaming isn't for you anon. You arent the target market anymore +--- 636272386 +>>636262289 (OP) +Remember in SiN where they made a boothbabe into an actual character? +--- 636272638 +I liked Japanese booth babes at gaming and car conventions +--- 636272752 +>>636262289 (OP) +Do people really find women like that attractive? +--- 636272954 +>>636263015 +That post raised the thread's T level and it now is acceptable, good job, I'm tired of being among fags +--- 636272967 +>>636262549 +>A particularly famous one was a Playlogic (or maybe Logitech) boothbabe who never wore panties under her skirt and who would stick her finger up her pussy when guys posed with her. +Interesting story. Do you have visual evidence? +--- 636272969 +>>636262289 (OP) +nothing because you won't even go to the fucking conventions you stupid NEET +--- 636273169 +>>636262289 (OP) +Have you seen cosplayers online? Women do it for free nowadays and companies get to play the righteous card. +--- 636273569 +Minka and Chelsea Charms were always my go-to titty monsters +--- 636273584 +>>636263207 +Good strategy getting giant implants to distract from the head resembling an Easter island statue +--- 636273739 +>>636262289 (OP) +Disappearance of boothbabes is only a symptom cause by faggots taking over. +Now we have "models" doing cosplay. + +>>636272386 +Many nuts were burst to Bianca. and she still got it +--- 636274072 +>>636272969 +>tranime poster +>is retarded +like clockwork +--- 636274717 +A lot of women that made a living being boothbabes turned into prostitutes. +The left claims another group of victims. +--- 636274921 +>>636274717 +They couldn't find a job at a grocery store? +--- 636275072 +>>636274921 +Not after the left cancelled them for perpetuating the objectification of women by offering themselves as boothbabes. diff --git a/v/636262452.txt b/v/636262452.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3b1fdfd61682d4973bd5e79c39c62ceca6fed38f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636262452.txt @@ -0,0 +1,662 @@ +----- +--- 636262452 +What is the videogame version of Twin Peaks? + +Hard mode: No Deadly Premonition or Silent Hill +--- 636262485 +Mario Crat +--- 636262525 +Alan Wake +--- 636262537 +>>636262452 (OP) +Alan Wake +--- 636262541 +Rune Factory 2 +--- 636262570 +>>636262452 (OP) +Alan Wake +--- 636262578 +But it's Deadly Premonition +--- 636262595 +>>636262452 (OP) +Jackie Chan +--- 636262614 +Umineko. and no, I do not think either are good! +--- 636262678 +>what is 1+1? +>Hardmode: no 2 +--- 636262705 +>>636262452 (OP) +who would ever draw a parallel between SH and twin freaks? this show has dogshit writing +--- 636262712 +Harvester +--- 636262730 +>>636262452 (OP) +LINK'S AWAKENING. IT WAS LITERALLY OBJECTIVELY INFLUENCED BY TWIN PEAKS. +--- 636262795 +>>636262452 (OP) +Team Fortress 2 +--- 636262986 +Persona 4 +--- 636263204 +>>636262452 (OP) +Thimbleweed Park +--- 636263306 +>>636262986 +i would agree but twin peaks is about exploring the villain's psyche through the supernatural elements and not the protagonist's +--- 636263556 +Twin Peaks theme and Minecraft's Wet Hands sound kinda similar +--- 636263568 +>>636262452 (OP) +Resident Evil 2 +--- 636263621 +Actually, the only correct answer is Pathologic 1/2. But this board is dead, and does not know anything that isn't AAA or a viral hit. +--- 636263662 +>>636262452 (OP) +Mizzurna falls +--- 636263750 +>>636262452 (OP) +Anything by Kojima. Death Stranding in particular, I guess, but Lynch really is just teevee kojimbo. +--- 636263762 +It took a really long time before season three clicked for me but it felt kind of rushed in the end +--- 636263785 +>>636263662 +was gonna say this. never played it but it seems inspired by twin peaks +--- 636263802 +>>636263621 +Not even remotely similar. Pathologic is completely devoid of humor or levity. Persona 4 has been the best answer in this thread so far. +--- 636263817 +Alan Wake +And there was a PS1 game Mizzurna Falls. People say it's heavily inspired by Twin Peaks. Originally Japan only but it got a fan translation a couple years ago. +--- 636263834 +>>636263621 +Not even remotely the same style, atmosphere, or themes. +--- 636263835 +>>636262537 +>>636262570 +It's Steven King the game, not Twin Peaks +--- 636263983 +D2 +--- 636264049 +>>636263802 +>Pathologic is completely devoid of humor or levity. +Fascinatingly wrong. Why do you talk about games you clearly never fucking played again? + +>>636263834 +Literally the same fucking school of ficiton. Twin Peaks are magical realism. The only actual, proper example of magical realism in gaming industry so far has been Pathologic and arguably Kentucky Road Zero. +--- 636264056 +>>636262705 +…the people who made silent hill would. +--- 636264131 +>>636263785 +Well it's extreme inspired unfortunately the game is too ambitious for ps1, also its design build around real time events and the clock is too unforgivable. +--- 636264132 +>>636264049 +I would also add in Disco Elysium, though that one's mixed up with urban fantasy. +--- 636264151 +>>636262705 +She misses the daddy dick, but also who? +--- 636264154 +>>636264049 +Sure, Pathologic is “funny” in the same way Shakespeare is. Fucking dork +--- 636264321 +Games where the villian wins? +--- 636264438 +what I've always wondered is how Twin Peaks got popular in Japan and when they started copying themes and plot beats from it into their games +--- 636264519 +The Secret World +--- 636264550 +>>636264438 +Outward goodness, internal darkness. Hard not to undertand why the show done did resonate with the lil' fellas. +--- 636264557 +>>636262705 +retard +--- 636264571 +>>636264438 +Japs love obtuse mindfuckery and 2deep4u, just look at eva. +--- 636264584 +>>636262452 (OP) +>Hard mode: No Deadly Premonition or Silent Hill +Deadly Premonition 2 +Silent Hill 2 +--- 636264767 +>>636264151 +Kill yourself +--- 636264790 +>>636262452 (OP) +Rusty Lake series +--- 636264824 +>>636264571 +>eva +>2deep4u +Do Amerifats unironically think Eva is too deep? +--- 636264940 +>>636262452 (OP) +cruelty squad +--- 636265023 +>>636264824 +--- 636265049 +>>636264321 +>Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (Evil Ending is canon) +>The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (too much explaining, but in short everything went according to Mehrunes and his keikaku. +>Planescape: Torment +>"Legacy of Kain" series +>Tyranny + +And that's not counting games where there are several endings, including evil ones, and there is no "canon" one. +--- 636265247 +>>636265049 +It was rhetorical +--- 636265365 +>>636264154 +>Sure, Pathologic is “funny” in the same way Shakespeare is. +You do realize half of Shakespears works are comedies, right? + +>>636264438 +>what I've always wondered is how Twin Peaks got popular in Japan +Magical realism IN GENERAL is an extremely popular genre in Japan. They are one of the few countries in the world where it became a mainstream school of fiction. +The reason is - Japan never went through a process of enlightement in the same way west has, they never went through process of devaluing symbolic and mythological mindsets. + +The west has gone through 100 years long period in which any themes of supernatural and strange were seen as inherently "low" (or later on, at least, "niche") subject matter, as the massive wave of realism and naturalism took a hold of the culture. +Add to that the inherent nature of Japanese religious life and ideals, which lend themselves well to merging magic with banal and daily, and you have the explanation for why magical realism and urban fantasy resonate so damn well with them. +--- 636265453 +>>636265023 +Holy shit how many years since I last saw this on /a/ +--- 636265527 +>>636262452 (OP) +The Silver Case and Flower, Sun and Rain +--- 636265629 +kingdom hearts is twin peaks +--- 636265649 +>>636263306 +This was after Persona 4 but the third season heavily explored Coop's psyche since he switched with his doppleganger for 20 years +--- 636265826 +>>636263802 +>Not even remotely similar. Pathologic is completely devoid of humor or levity +>He didn't get duped into buying the talking bull +Persona 4 is too childish to even be remotely similar to twin peaks, only things that it has in common is that it has a mystery involving some higher being and that it takes place in a small town +--- 636265830 +how's annie? +--- 636265898 +>>636265365 +>The reason is - Japan never went through a process of enlightement in the same way west has, they never went through process of devaluing symbolic and mythological mindsets. +japan is a country of chunni's lol +--- 636265901 +>>636265527 +Glad you posted this because I was just about to. Also 25th Ward feels like Fire Walk With Me in a way. Even more vulgar, violent and leans harder into the strange and supernatural elements. +--- 636266130 +>>636265826 +>He didn't get duped into buying the talking bull +Pathologic 1, admitedly, has very little levity to it. Dybowsky was trained on classic theatre, and his writing style is notoriously pathos-heavy, ornate, inoraganic and complicated. Which is fine, but it does not lend itself all that well to humor. With that said, there are still jokes around, just not as many as in P2. + +P2 was written primarily by Alpyna, Dybowsky only supervised and directed. And Alpyna actually fucking shines most at writing absurd and at use of dry wit. +It's why P2 both has a truckload of humor, but also generally succeeds more than the first game at humanizing all of the cast and themes. +--- 636266136 +>>636264049 +Silver Case, Flower Sun and Rain and 25th Ward have that magic frealism investigator of supernatural crime thing going on. + +I still don't understand what the fuck is with the silver eyes or Catherine. (Catherine is like Diane in TP before season 3 excepy she's a briefcase... ) + +Play Killer 7 too but it's not Twin Peaks like as much +--- 636266289 +>>636265898 +Lynch is chuuni. +James was Lynch's ideal version of cool. +--- 636266401 +>>636265901 +That chapter with the 2 kids at the apartment in TSC was fucking beautiful +--- 636266446 +>>636266289 +James is cool in the pure land of Twin Peaks. +--- 636266448 +>>636262452 (OP) +You mean games that end halfway through but keeps on going for no reason? +--- 636266459 +>>636262986 +I got suckered into trying P4G because I was expecting TP but was sorely disappointed in that regard. + +To me, a hypothetical composite game combing Alan Wake and Deadly Premonition would be a true TP experience. As it stands, no game quite gets there on its own. +--- 636266596 +>>636266130 +That's an interesting insight, I thought Alpyna was only involved in the translation, but it makes sense and you can kind of feel when Dybowsky steps in +As much as I like Pathologic 1/2 I wish Dybowsky could let the characters step in a bit more without getting too heavy into the Kain's trademark metaphysic nonsense +--- 636266841 +>>636266136 +Not only that but there are many blatant references to Lynch properties. The shop Mulholland, Ronnie Rockets, the red room just being an entire scene in 25th ward. But aside from those, the way the tone is achieved with the disjointed dialogue, characters that have specific quirks, the mythicism to explain things that aren't understood, the limited scope in setting. +--- 636266851 +>>636266448 +absolutely mindbroken and filtered +--- 636266926 +>>636266446 +James is cool +--- 636266939 +gleaner heights tries its best +--- 636266946 +>>636266448 +Look, everyone knows the second half of season 2 is genuinely awful, but Returns is absolute, unfiltered, pure kino. +--- 636266974 +JUUUUUUUUUST YOUUUUUUU +AAAANDDD IIIIIIIIIIII +TOGETHERRRRRRRRR +FOOORRRREEEVVVERRRR +IIINNN LOOOOOOOOOVE +--- 636267078 +>>636266974 +WEEE GOOOO STROOOLLING FOREEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER +--- 636267101 +>>636266448 +>>636266851 + +Fuck the suits for making him reveal Laura's killer causing all the plebs to drop it because they got their answer. +--- 636267172 +>>636266596 +>I thought Alpyna was only involved in the translation +That is because that was the ORIGINAL position she gained. She was indeed hired as a translator, after she impressed the team with her apparently great, english-written gay fanfiction for OG Pathologic. + +However, during the kikestarter era, she took up a lot of initiative, and apparently proposed a lot of the ARG campaign, including writing the entirety of Hopscotch Enthusiasts thing, and Dybowsky loved that so much she switched positions from translator to writer AND translator, actually writing the majority of both english and russian text in the second game, as well as Marble Nest. +She is very, very good, actually. I genuinely really fucking love her style and her influence on P2 was largely extremely positive in my opinion. + +Unfortunately, she left shortly after the game was released, and as far as I know, there is no confirmation or even mention of her being involved in Pathologic 3. So I kinda expect Bachellor going back to the heavier, less comprehensible style of Nicolay again. + +But god knows what is going on over there. Maybe she is involved as an externalist? I know she left not because she was unhappy there, but because they LITERALLY could not pay her anymore, and she was very sad to leave. Ended up at some russian big publisher, translating shit for like World of Tanks or something, that is the last I've heard of her. +--- 636267193 +>>636266459 +Try Silver Case and Flower Sun and Rain + +I keep posting about it but just dude trust me +--- 636267386 +>>636267101 +>Fuck the suits for making him reveal Laura's killer causing all the plebs to drop it because they got their answer. +Actually thank god for the suits actually dropping the original idea of making a fucking 7-season soap opera. +The fact that Lynch was forced to kill it "prematurely" unironically lead to both an ending which is fantastic on it's own, and prevented the franchise to be ENTIRELY fucking dilluted. + +The show was already losing steam in the mid-point of Season 2. +Can you fucking imagine how much more dilluted and pointless it would be if they allowed them to continue in this style for another 4-5 SEASONS? + +The decision to reveal the killer was stupid from the marketing standpoint, but for us, it's what prevented the series from becoming a joke and a completely parody of itself. +--- 636267421 +call me a brainlet but why does cooper even need to rush back to twin peaks for if the incredible hulk was already there to save the day +--- 636267441 +>>636262452 (OP) +unironically roblox +--- 636267610 +>>636262452 (OP) +i downloaded twin peaks and viacom sent a cease and desist to my ISP LOL +--- 636267835 +>>636267421 +the power glove's only purpose was to defeat that particular evil at that particular time +cooper's purpose was to save laura and restore order +--- 636267951 +>>636267421 +You mean the guy with the green rubber glove? It's been awhile since I saw the return but they still needed bad cooper in the lodge because he was only there through a loophole. Im not even sure punching Bob even did much of anything because Judy still exists. Maybe Coops shit with Laura was to negate her and the glove guy was to kill bob. + +Remember there were countless bugs. + + Im just wondering out loud I have no idea +--- 636267987 +>>636266926 +James was always cool. +--- 636268043 +>>636267172 +>as far as I know, there is no confirmation or even mention of her being involved in Pathologic 3. So I kinda expect Bachellor going back to the heavier, less comprehensible style of Nicolay again. +I read somewhere either here or on the steam forums that she was supposedly coming back to help out with the bachelor's campaign, I quite enjoy her writing too, especially if you do multiple playthroughs you can tell she can get very witty when it comes to handling multiple choice dialogue in that regardless of what choice you pick the character that you are talking to says the same line but the meaning changes completely depending on what you picked previously +--- 636268140 +Unironically Super Mario Bros. 3 +--- 636268229 +>>636266939 +looks interesting +--- 636268307 +>>636267386 +The mid point of season 2 was losing steam because lynch left because he had to reveal her killer. If he stayed it would hopefullyhave stayed quality. Probably not 7 seasons though most shows lose quality that long. + +But whatever we can't change that now so what I really wish is that Lynch didn't use all his money on the trancendental meditation racket and made more things after he gave up on Hollywood or at least after the return. He's going to die soon. But I'm happy he was knee deep in pussy at least. +--- 636268335 +>It's a civil war Ben Horne episode +The kino that filtered millions +--- 636268337 +>>636263835 +it's both +they have a log lady in the game +--- 636268347 +>>636262452 (OP) +The work of David De Gruttola. +--- 636268386 +>>636268307 +it worked out because he got to do Fire Walk With Me +--- 636268407 +>>636267441 +>Roblox is an idyllic kids game on the surface +>literal child pyramid schemes and making them make games for free and shit + +Yeah actually +--- 636268426 +>>636264321 +How did he win again? He never reunited with Judy. Actually Judy even threw him off towards the end while possessing Sarah Palmer on the phone. +--- 636268567 +Bobby did nothing wrong. Also Audrey best girl +--- 636268606 +>>636268386 +Yeah but Fire Walk With Me was supposed to be a trilogy but it flopped hard and that broke his heart. People kept getting filtered so hard its an absolute miracle The Return was ever made. +--- 636268774 +>>636265830 +fuck off doppelganger nigger +--- 636268869 +>>636262712 +Only based answer in this whole thread. +--- 636268890 +>>636268426 +When good and bad Cooper reintegrated into one person it really felt like more of bad Cooper than good Cooper. First of all he does not even smile when he gets coffee. + + But both Coopers felt like they lost in the end. Judy won I guess. (Joo day?Whatever her real name was) +--- 636268926 +>>636268335 +The only b-plot of Season 2 that didn't overstay its welcome, and it was getting close. That scene where he's watching his childhood on the projector is amazing, and the ultimate conculsion is really beautiful. They did an incredible job with Ben Horne without instantly washing him of guilt or consequence. + +>>636268567 +>that fucking conversation he has with his dad in the diner +The extended tard wrangling of Leo honestly felt a little much after all that. +And that's a funny was to spell Maddy. +--- 636269006 +>>636268307 +>The mid point of season 2 was losing steam because lynch left because he had to reveal her killer. +No, the midpoint of season 2 was losing steam because by design, a fucking soap opera does not have steam, it's a process of endless meaningless extension of a basic premise. Nobody forced Lynch to write the James subplot, all of that was just a device to LITERALLY waste your viewers time, and it was inherent to the original vision of the series. Again: Lynch EXPLICITLY stated that the goal is to create a soap opera of 5+ seasons. There is no way the show would not go to hell with that format. +--- 636269049 +this was literally the aerith death scene of film +--- 636269254 +>>636263621 +If you'd browsed /v/ for more than a five minutes you'd know that Pathologic is well-known here +--- 636269381 +>>636268890 +Good Coop won because he got to bang that milf and enjoy family life even if he was still partially retarded. Also the casino jackpot scene was kino. +--- 636269420 +>>636265629 + +>Kingdom Hearts 3 +>Evil and good fight +>Sora goes back in time to save Kairi +>Disappears into a world more realistic than his own +>Meets a strange version of himself, Yozora and a dead girl, Strelitzia +> Can't return home + +>The Return +>Evil and good fight +>Cooper goes back in time to save Laura +>Disappears into a world more realistic than his own +>Becomes a strange version of himself, Richard +>Laura is a strange version of herself +>Returns home and show ends + +>Union X +>The Darkness posesses Ventus +>Darkness kills Strelitzia for Ventus +>Murder mystery where a torn page from a book is the clue + +>the plot of Twin Peaks +--- 636269490 +>>636269254 +>If you'd browsed /v/ for more than a five minutes you'd know that Pathologic is well-known here +I've found /v/ thanks to Pathologic and been here in IPL threads since 2008. I was here having long discussions about translations with Vlad. Pic related was made by some other anon compiling and shortening my posts giving advice to new players of P1 during the heightened interest era of it's sequel's kickstarter. + +All IPL discussion here is dead now. There hasn't been a single decent IPL thread here in two or three years. People don't know, and those who have at least heard about it, don't give a fuck. +--- 636269497 +>>636269006 +Lynched +--- 636269606 +>>636264049 +>Literally the same fucking school of ficiton +Doesn't matter, not the same atmosphere and doesn't have the same lynchian surrealism of the mundane made uncanny and the uncanny normalized. +--- 636269656 +>>636269490 +Not OP or that anon but I think I'm going to check this series out. Is starting with 2 fine? +--- 636269719 +>>636262730 +Came here to post this +--- 636269856 +>>636269719 +>Owls in Twin Peaks inspired the mysterious owl in LA +>Which inspired Kaepora Gaebora who is not what he seems (he's Rauru) +>Rauru is in Zelda to this day and it's all thanks to TP +--- 636269921 +>>636269381 +HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 636270007 +>>636269656 +>Is starting with 2 fine? +It is. Nothing about Pathologic is simple, and that even includes the order in which you should approach these games, but the short story is that you can start with P2, which is definitely the "easier" one to play (and by that I mean more accessible, because P2 is otherwise pretty difficult as a game), and then go back to P1 if you want more of the story and lore. + +A lot of people will argue that it's better to start with P1, as it contains the Bachelor story route which in some ways is the best introduction to the settings. And there is logic to this claim, it's not WRONG. But it's not undeniably truth either. + +The bottom line is that there are many valid ways to get into it. Even in the old P1, due to the multiple story routes, you could play the game in different ways and orders. +Starting with P2 is fine. The first 5 minutes or so will be confusing, as they tie the ending of P1 to begining of P2, but once you get past this literal intro, the game will start making sure newcomers are welcomed and will start telling the story from scratch. +You just need to get over the confusing devastated town segment. +--- 636270170 +>>636263621 +>watched Utena and noticed some similarities to Twin Peaks +>after that played Pathologic 2 and got reminded of Utena with it's theatrical surrealism style +Maybe there's something to it. +--- 636270212 +>>636269490 +>All IPL discussion here is dead now. There hasn't been a single decent IPL thread here in two or three years. +To be fair IPL has been slow in releasing Bachelor's campaign, they barely started working on it +--- 636270286 +>>636269606 +>doesn't have the same lynchian surrealism of the mundane made uncanny and the uncanny normalized. +That is actually EXACTLY what it does have, unlike pretty much every other suggestion in this thread. The differences are superficial - sure P1 has an european root and less humor, it's less working with pulp elements, and more superficial ties to classic fiction - but the fundamental principles of approach to supernatural, to genre blending, to methods used to build up the mystery, and the odd-ball elements bordering on comedy are actually all extremely similar. +And so is the resulting vibe of them. + +>>636270170 +Yeah, the explanation is largely here >>636265365 +Japan has a very positive relationship to the thing that ties all of this together: Magical realism. +So does a lot of eastern europe, actually. +--- 636270339 +>>636269921 +HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 636270481 +https://youtu.be/Y5dRkActfIs [Embed] + +video game scenes with this level of hype and optimism? +--- 636270545 +>>636270339 +>tfw the poor homeless woman gambling her life away he gave the money too came back to than, him in a fancy dress with her son + +>tfw it mirrors Laura whispering in his ear +--- 636270728 +dougie jones +--- 636270731 +>>636270545 +>tfw it mirrors Laura whispering in his ear +oh wow i didnt even notice that +--- 636270767 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR6b3cfW19c [Embed] +Uhh, bros??? +--- 636270792 +>>636270728 +sonny jim +--- 636270821 +>>636270481 +Season 3 had no business being so fantastic. +--- 636270959 +>>636270286 +>P1 has an european root +This is a huge problem considering that Twin Peaks is completely American and nothing else. It's also contemporary, which is also extremely important. +--- 636270972 +>>636270728 +Unironically the best part of S3 and anyone who didn't like it has no business holding an opinion on this series. +--- 636270985 +What's the deal with these two? +--- 636271004 +this made me shit my pants especially when the screen goes black and you can see your own reflection +--- 636271080 +>>636270821 +it really is one of the few examples of a modern classic in recent memory, that scene with dougie waking up felt so cathartic after 16 episodes of non-stop fear and dread. it was a great payoff. +--- 636271098 +>>636265365 +>You do realize half of Shakespears works are comedies, right? +The Comedy of Errors has the best fat joke of all time. +--- 636271172 +>>636270728 +--- 636271196 +>>636270985 +--- 636271219 +>>636270985 +RIP jobbers + +i love how anyone who threatened dougie's peace in the return was either killed, turned good or just missed their opportunity to harm him, i feel like he was protected by the black lodge +--- 636271220 +>>636269779 +But is it good? +--- 636271292 +>>636269856 +Zelda is garbage now so who gives a shit. +--- 636271420 +>>636271172 +This was such a genuinely surreal moment, jesus fucking christ The 25th Ward was a batshit game. +--- 636271546 +I binged through the whole series recently. I like how much more focused and edgy it got in S3 but while I enjoyed the spectacle of the surrealism, most of it's meaning went completely over my head. The GOT A LIGHT episode in particular filtered me hard. I like the highway drive though. + +Is this the normal opinion for most people? +--- 636271584 +>>636271546 +got a light? +--- 636271603 +>>636270728 +Red door +--- 636271628 +>>636271546 +as long as it worked as spectacle it's fine to leave your enjoyment at that +if you want to dig deeper into the subtext just revisit some scenes if not the entire season +--- 636271634 +>>636270985 +This one is so on the nose it's almost disingenuous to call it symbolism. They simply represent modern audiences' total desensitization to violence in media in the form of an addiction to junk food. +--- 636271651 +>>636271546 +probably, i had to google every single ambiguous scene just to figure out what lynch was alluding to since im a total brainlet +--- 636271680 +HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 636271691 +>>636271546 +>God of Light? +--- 636271719 +Warm milk! + +... + +... + +I hung it up for you. The phone! +--- 636271809 +https://youtu.be/nITuHzF4ryk [Embed] + +thread theme +--- 636271828 +>>636271651 +the brainlet part was you looking everything up and not enjoying the show +--- 636271869 +>>636271828 +yes sir +--- 636271871 +>>636271828 +I only looked things up after I finished it +--- 636272048 +>>636262452 (OP) +Life is Strange, the first one +--- 636272109 +>>636272048 +lmao +--- 636272167 +here's your vidya lynch bro +--- 636272248 +>>636272167 +DS is more like the NGE of video games desu +--- 636272373 +>>636272248 +isn't that title claimed by xenogears +--- 636272380 +>>636271220 +Yes, Shenmue copied from that game. +--- 636272470 +>>636262452 (OP) +Hi Fi Rush + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_u1dK6HUAA [Embed] +--- 636272563 +>>636271634 +That's always what Twin Peaks was about, it's how it was concieved even. Lynch was upset that on those murder shows the victim and family would be forgotten about week because people didn't give a shit. And canned corn (processed dood) is what the lodge spirits feed on, pain and suffering, consuming violence like the audience +--- 636272850 +>>636263835 +>>636262452 (OP) +Alan Wake +--- 636273040 +>>636270959 +>This is a huge problem considering that Twin Peaks is completely American and nothing else. +Except it LITERALLY has left bigger cultural imprint on Japan than on US. And has far greater fanbase density in eastern europe than in US. + +So no, it's actually not. It's actually one of the most internationally appealing narrative US has ever produced. And by the way, this is because it's based on an approach that was piloted by a writers from Central Europe and Latin America. +--- 636273070 +>>636271546 +I love feeling and experiencing Lynch movies. It's the reason I play weird games too. I love the characters. I wonder a lot about what happened but I'll never knowfully if Im right and I sincerely enjoy that feeling. It's like looking at a starry sky and wondering where we came from, or listening to a song. I love the feeling of being lost and lost in another world that gives me a sense of wonder. Always feeling intuition to get closer to the truth just like Coop. + +But I think the got a light part was partly about how with the invention of radio came the spreading of fearmongering. The black spirits come from the sky and use the radiowaves to send those bugs in people (through an open window like Bob). Lynch grew up after WW2 ended and the fear of nuclear annihilation was still lingering. + +The nuke was fire. Fire is electricity. It's where all the fire and electric themes come from retroactively. +--- 636273249 +>>636272373 +Im a Xenogear fag and I watche Eva and Ihate this comparison. Xenogears is more Gundam and G Gundam than Eva. The Religious shit means nothing in Eva and the opposite for Xenogears +--- 636273405 +>>636273040 +What? That doesn't make twin peaks not American though. That's like saying anime isn't Japanese because everyone loves it +--- 636273516 +>>636262452 (OP) +I'll take the easy mode and say Deadly Premonition +--- 636273595 +>>636273405 +>What? That doesn't make twin peaks not American though. +"completely american and nothing else" was the exact words used. +I'm not denying that Twin Peaks are american. I'm just saying that it is a LOT OF OTHER THINGS beside that. In fact that the american aspect of it is less prominent than in most other american fiction, which is why again: It literally had more success and impact everywhere else in the world than in US. + +So yeah, it is an american show. But what makes it interesting isn't anything unique or specific to american culture, which you do not actually need to know well to appreciate it. +--- 636273686 +AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +--- 636273727 +>>636273595 +But that's not what his words meant. +He meant Twin Peaks is set in American. +--- 636273756 +>>636269381 +What was Dougie anyway? Was he just a tulpa like Not!Diane? +--- 636273889 +>>636273686 +I love and hate this ending. Leaning towards hate because I feel that Sheryl Lee really got gypped. I wish they'd used her more, even if it was as Carrie Page. +--- 636273946 +>>636273889 +i feel the opposite +itdve been more of a reveal if we didnt see her until the final episode +--- 636274085 +>>636273756 +Dougie was a tulpa made so when Good Cooper left the Lodge he'd switch places with Dougie, not Bad Cooper. +--- 636274475 +>>636273686 +>that fucking Laura +Genuinely one of the most terrifying things I've sat through in a show/movie. Just the existential level of dread was off the charts. +--- 636274689 +>>636274475 +i still get goosebumps thinking of it +like an animal trapped by a predator +--- 636274815 +>>636273686 +Lauuuraaaa +--- 636274869 +>>636263204 +ugh that game sucked +--- 636275083 +>>636274815 +--- 636275119 +>>636268890 +I should rewatch the entirety of Twin Peaks, I recently watched season 3 and found it very bleak, EP8 was a phenomenal but the rest was inhuman, idk how else to put it. +--- 636275190 +You'll never believe it. There was a FISH in the percolator! +--- 636275206 +>>636274815 +--- 636275232 +>>636268337 +And a black lodge ending with the protag getting traped for years while his doppelganger replaces him diff --git a/v/636262991.txt b/v/636262991.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f994979ea04f4bb956073aa62b268d8291769c7f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636262991.txt @@ -0,0 +1,632 @@ +----- +--- 636262991 +>this is what passes as a sequel in 2023 +It's a fucking bloated empty DLC/ expansion pack with worse gameplay than the original. + +What happened to games like DMC3, MGS2 and KH2? Or Majora's Mask, The Wind Waker and Twiight Princess if you want to keep it Zelda? +--- 636263094 +Here's your final boss battle b t w: +https://mega.nz/file/FJsl2bAK#OnDveBCSaXFANCBw57jZdnANPntvaaAk-35m2I540Cg + +It's fucking horrible. +--- 636263167 +this is /v/, everything nintendo does is okay +--- 636263190 +>>636262991 (OP) +Video games suck do yourself a favor and look up good old games that you missed out on instead. +--- 636263196 +>>636263167 +this is /v/, everything nintendo does is bad +--- 636263412 +>>636263094 +I'm just glad we get to fight proper humanoid dorf again, looks way better than what botw's final boss was. +--- 636263459 +ganondorf kills link and zelda turns into a dragon +--- 636263506 +>>636263094 +Looks good though. Minus the slow motion parts. +They took notes from Dark Souls. +--- 636263545 +>>636262991 (OP) +I *will* post in every totk meltdown thread. +--- 636263601 +>>636262991 (OP) +>bloated and empty + +make up your fucking mind. Is it bloated or empty. +--- 636263614 +>>636263094 +why is it fine to have 240p textures in 2023 just because switch exists? +--- 636263690 +>>636263094 +>https://mega.nz/file/FJsl2bAK#OnDveBCSaXFANCBw57jZdnANPntvaaAk-35m2I540Cg +Topkek. Spoil it for me, how did Ganon end up as a fucking dragon too? +--- 636263717 +>empty world +>small as fuck underground +>small as fuck sky islands +>shitty breakable weapons +>shitty magic no items +>divine beasts 2 empty rooms no real dungeons +>retcons all the zelda games for shitty zoomer lore furry shit no one cares about +This game would be a 2/10 for 1985 standards +--- 636263912 +>>636263690 +bro dorf can turn into whatever he wants + +remember puppet ganon in wind waker +--- 636264065 +>>636263690 +Stole the fooled Zelda into giving him dragon-tears, so he uses his to turn himself into a dragon as backup. +--- 636264149 +>>636263094 +>tendies waited 6 years for this +--- 636264302 +>>636263196 +but i thought this was v/intendo board? +--- 636264340 +>>636263912 +Sadly I never did get to finish Windwaker. BotW was the first Zelda I'd played through since Majora's Mask (was busy with irl shit and had no time for vidya for years). +>>636264065 +Kek that's even more retarded than I expected. +--- 636264578 +99 Metacritic, 15 million units sold in a month. GotY 2023, nonstop seething for 6 solid years. At least. + + I remember all the leaks when BotW came out. Everyone on this autistic ass board said the game was shit. + +Then it came out and was the most critically acclaimed game of the last 10 years and the best selling Zelda game of all time. + +/v/ +is +ALWAYS +wrong. +--- 636264683 +>>636264578 +i guess the M she U and modern star wars is the best movies ever made then according to sales. kill yourself nintendie shill. +--- 636264750 +>>636264578 +You know, the more you ass-kiss Nintendo's products, the lazier, scummier and greedier they get. + +Do you really want all of their mainline franchises to devolve into Pokemon Scarlet & Violet scenarios because of this? +--- 636265019 +>>636264578 +>we can't play bad games if we boost all the reviews +genius strat +--- 636265079 +whats the explanation for links arm? +--- 636265168 +>>636264750 +Yes. It's my favourite Pokemon game. I've played all of them and it's objectively the best game in the series. Fucking love that nigga Koraidon like you wouldn't believe. Also the Tera Raids are literally the only time I've felt challenged by a Pokemon game. This is a game series I was beating when I was 7, as a grown ass man I was getting my ass handed to me by prehistoric Suicune. Pokemon Scarlet is the best Pokemon game ever. + +>>636264683 +Zelda was always the most overrated series in gaming. Mediocre ass games for kids with easy dungeons where you find an item, then use it on the clearly marked spot to get to the boss who's weak to the item you just got, and then unlock the next part of the game with the item you just got. Boring, tired ass formula. Every Metroid game did it better. + +Then Breath of the Wild came along and was the first actually great game in the series. Because they didn't just let the Zelda past die, they killed it. The sales reflected that, they killed it with sales numbers too. + +>>636265079 +It's from Rauru, the goat guy who likes to fuck Hylian princesses. Also he was the first king of Hyrule and a Zonai. +--- 636265179 +>>636262991 (OP) +You anons have been sucking the dick of Fromsoft for the last nine years for making the same damn game. +--- 636265847 +>>636265179 +Fromsoft unlike nintendo doesn't only copypaste shit but also made new content bigger than every Zelda combined in its existence for less than 6 years and quality wise outmatches anything in Zelda. +Gameplay core being same doesn't invalidate what i have said btw. +--- 636266003 +>>636265847 +cope. seethe. and roll. +--- 636266082 +>>636265847 +ER is literally just DS4. +--- 636266121 +>>636265847 +Wow, town area overran with ghouls, wow, a cemetery with ghouls, wow, a swamp with ghouls AND mushrooms, really outdoing themselves. Next thing you know, they'll be making another dragon boss! +--- 636266229 +>>636265847 +>Fromsoft unlike nintendo doesn't only copypaste shit +Holy kek, have you never played a Fromsoft game? +--- 636266363 +>>636265847 +>Fromsoft unlike nintendo doesn't only copypaste shit +at least play the games you shitpost about retard +--- 636266403 +>>636263601 +I mean that they bloated the game with more pointless empty space. The sky area and underground are both dogshit even worse than the BotW map they reused. + +>main gimmick of chasms is gloom damage can't be healed +>jk just craft some elixirs which ignore that entirely +>btw it's just a bunch of scattered enemy camps identical to the ones on the main map +>all weapon pickups suck because we want you to spend hours fusing in menus + +IT'S FUCKING WORSE THAN BOTW +--- 636266432 +>>636266003 +>>636266082 +>t. + +>>636266121 +Wow, an entire world populated with copy pasted korok seeds, Wow, an entire world with only handful of unique looking enemies, Wow, the same rehased storyline for 3 decades. +We can do this all day, it still doesn't change that overall Fromsoft makes quality games whether you consider it a DS4 or ''muh tryhard'' games. +Nothing in Zelda comes close to exploration and mystery along with lore compared to Souls games, which is funny and sad since Zelda was the king of sense of mystery and exploration but those days are long gone, replaced by Ubislop tier games. +--- 636266540 +How many more weeks of seething about Zelda should I reasonably expect, anything else coming out before FFXVI? +--- 636266548 +>>636266229 +>>636266363 +>reading comprehension +I meant it in a way that while they do copypaste some stuff from previous games +alot of those never actually made it in so they're technically new to ER atleast +Now compare the copypaste ratio against unique handcrafted assets and world. +Seethe brainlets. +--- 636266635 +>>636266540 +weeks? +it's going to be years just like BotW +--- 636266687 +>>636266432 +>Wow, an entire world populated with copy pasted weapons, Wow, an entire world with only handful of unique looking enemies, Wow, the same rehased storyline for 3 decades. +It's Demons/Dark Souls amd Elden Ring we're tallimg about, right? +--- 636266729 +>>636266432 +God I can't wait until the reviews drop, the absolute seethe from you faggots will be hilarious. +--- 636266742 +>>636266432 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9NEjUb_Ag0 [Embed] +--- 636266751 +>>636266432 +>Goalpost moving +--- 636266772 +>>636266540 +don't worry, jannies will protect you +--- 636266780 +>>636266540 +Including all the leap years, I'd say roughly 418 weeks of seething +--- 636266781 +>>636266540 +Anons haven't stopped seething about Breath of The Wild. +--- 636266808 +on hacked switch the 60fps mod isn't working I know the hardware isn't strong enough but I have overlocked my nintendo and haven't seen it break 31 fps yet. What am I doing wrong? Would tottaly play at 480p for 60 fps +--- 636266818 +>>636262991 (OP) +unchecked capitalism +--- 636266830 +>>636262991 (OP) +Man it fucking SUCKS they made it worse than BotW + +>3 empty maps instead of 1 empty map +>runes are weaker and less generally applicable outside of puzzles +>no interesting ways to "sequence break" (early looting Hyrule Castle, rushing the Lynel in great plateau), etc. Why is this an open world game? Just make it a traditional 3d zelda, would have set it apart from BotW +>enemies deal less damage. Immediately noticeable, even an armorless Link in the first area only takes 1/4 of a heart, the equivalent Great Plateau enemies could one shot you +>main gimmick of chasms is gloom damage can't be healed +>jk just craft some elixirs which ignore that entirely +>btw it's just a bunch of scattered enemy camps identical to the ones on the main map +>all weapon pickups suck because we want you to spend hours fusing in menus + +Bruh this game fucking sucks. Makes me wonder what Im doing with my life playing this garbage. I'm 23 years old. I could be reading Mishima and instead I'm playing a rehash of a mediocre time wasting open world game. Not even a real game like a shmup or linear action or platformer. +--- 636266948 +>>636266540 +Not a lot I'd say, outside of a few shitposters, it seems most anons don't really care, they either like it or don't. It's very simiar to botw and discussion on that died out years ago, outside shitposts of course. If you want to avoid the seething, just don't reply to them +--- 636266953 +>>636266540 +/v/ has never gotten over BoTW even after all these years. Its self to say that ToTK will also never leave /v/'s head rent free +--- 636266959 +>>636266830 +It's definitely slower too, slower intro, movement is nerfed as you can no longer whistle sprint or launch yourself with stasis/bombs, waste more time in menus, more railroaded, more dialogue/cutscenes. Yikes this is not a good look for Shitendo +--- 636266993 +>>636266830 +Oh, if you want to loot Hyrule Castle early, I figured out how to do that this morning actually. + +You use the slashdrop wing technique. Just launch up, glide, drop a wing, then glide forward and slashdrop at the same time to land on the wing. You can easily steer yourself to the top of Hyrule Castle like this. +--- 636267113 +>>636266830 +>Frog poster +Discarded +--- 636267297 +>>636262991 (OP) +Yes. just like GOD:R and HZD on PS5 and all the sports games from EA and 2K. +--- 636267486 +>>636266830 +>23 + +Kid, you're young. I'm 31 and having a great time playing in ryujinx. Can't wait for the game to come out on the switch. Also I'm the guy who posted this >>636266993. Dunno why you're complaining about the runes, sounds like you lack creativity and need to have ideas spoonfed to you by others. Try using recall and ultrahand in creative ways. +--- 636267505 +With fanboys as deranged as this, Nintendo don't need to worry. +--- 636267589 +>>636266830 +6 years was easily enough time to make a wholly new game on the scale of BOTW. Nintendo got lazy af in the Switch era after having a successful first year. It leans to heavily on Wii U and didn't have any groundbreaking experiences of its own +--- 636267705 +I dunno after putting 10 hours into TOTK I feel that BOTW is just a better thought out game in terms of story and design. Ultrahand is fun but it's just more time fiddling with things that already worked in BOTW and the intro is way weaker too. + +I mean TOTK works as a game where you revisit everything in BOTW and going oh I remember that but overall I feel that it's a worse game than the original because it's complicating things that already worked amazing in BOTW. +--- 636267828 +>>636267505 +pretty much the average nintendo drone, there is no more delusional fanbase than tendies. +--- 636267882 +>>636267505 +Bigger doesnt mean its fun or better. Elden ring had enemies all over the place on the map. BOTW1 and 2 have the same empty fields. +--- 636267957 +>>636266687 +no its Zelda tendie. + +>>636266729 +>reviews matter when its nintendo game +lol you tendies are fucking pathetic, truly deserving the title of manchildren. + +>>636266742 +cool meme, no argument. + +>>636266751 +>no argument +--- 636268327 +>>636267957 +There's nothing to argue. Tears of the Kingdom is a game with all kinds of imaginative gameplay options too numerous to even list without hitting the 2000 character count. From games are games about rolling. Maybe Armored Core will actually be fun for a change. +--- 636268365 +>>636263094 +What's up with the Master Sword changing mid-attacks and having no ATK value listed on the weapon list on Dpad? +--- 636268541 +>>636268327 +so its just shitter Gmod got it +>souls is just rolling +so you haven't played the games. +--- 636268587 +>>636262991 (OP) +Grow up, boomie +--- 636268648 +>>636262991 (OP) +It literally is a DLC that they've expanded upon and repackaged as a new game but I'm sure it's just a side project for their actual Zelda sequel which will probably launch alongside their next system. I'm sure they're keeping the open world garry's mod style though because tendies eat it up en masse. +--- 636268676 +>>636262991 (OP) +Almost 7 years to make this shit. +What was Nintendo thinking. +--- 636268780 +>>636268676 +they were thinking the legions of simple minded tendie fans will eat it up and ask for seconds, it worked. +--- 636268798 +>>636268648 +>It literally isn't a DLC +Fixed, quit lying you fucking faggot +--- 636268806 +>>636268648 +Fake news. +--- 636268961 +>>636268798 +>>636268806 +he is right tendies its shitty DLC that took 6 years and doesn't even have the same amount of content as fucking open world game from 2010s +--- 636268983 +>>636268327 +>it's good because you can le fuck around +Lmao even that aspect was made worse compared to BotW, there's no bomb self launching or stasis anymore, the new runes are a lot more rigid +--- 636269085 +>>636263614 +Because switch is a handheld +--- 636269178 +>>636262991 (OP) +/v/ said the game is really bad, also /v/ has 37 official thread about the game. Is /v/ mentally retarded? +--- 636269290 +>>636269178 +Yes +--- 636269375 +>>636268798 +>>636268806 +A June 18 Kotaku interview revealed that the game was originally planned to be BotW DLC, but it grew in scope and became its own game. +--- 636269417 +>>636262991 (OP) +So the tears of the kingdom were really just the tears that will fall when the NPCs that bought it realize its shitty DLC and cry themselves to death. +--- 636269641 +>>636263094 +God damn it botw has such a shitty base combat system I really wish they just fucking changed it completely. +--- 636269651 +What stuff can I fuse on to my shield? I feel like most of the items are made for weapons and bows and not shields, unless I'm not creative enough (which is probably the case) +--- 636269830 +>>636262991 (OP) +>IGNORE EVERYTHING NEW, IT'S DLC BECAUSE IT REUSES THE SAME MAP +>It has the old map (with changes), second map as big as the first one and sky islands +>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT'S STILL DLC +Brainlet moment +>bloated empty +So is it bloated, or empty? Stupid retard +--- 636270023 +>>636269641 +Nah it's decent but needed more weapons, less menu pausing, no durability, better enemies, less healing, etc, unfortunately TotK made all of those issues worse +--- 636270062 +>>636269830 +It isn't just the map, all the gameplay except the new abilities are the same. Same animations, same combat. Same god awful flurry rush. Koroks are back, shrines are back, durability is back. +But go ahead and enjoy BotW 1.3 if you can't get enough of this shit. +--- 636270101 +>>636269830 +>second map as big as the first one +Its the same thing with a different skin. The darkness gimmick barely matters, gloom can be healed (redering the mechanic pointless), the enemy camps are identical to the surface. Sky is a shitty tutorial area. Theres almost nothing new in this glorified DLC, there are actual DLCs that added more than this, even in trash games like FFXV +--- 636270130 +>>636262991 (OP) +i stopped caring months ago +so, its not worth buying right? +i will just stick to botw +--- 636270137 +>>636263167 +/thread +--- 636270181 +>>636270101 +Btw I specifically cited FFXV because it's another open world game. You got more new enemies/bosses, new playable characters and side campaigns (would have been perfect for this to play as Zelda), optional online side modes, etc all as DLC. This is literally released as a new game despite being crappy DLC. +--- 636270493 +>>636262991 (OP) +This is the new normal for videogames because people keep buying them. If gamers actually said "hold on fuck off I'm not buying this" when shitty remakes and asset flips and DLC microtransaction stores started showing up, we'd be okay because devs would still need to actually do something good to earn money. But gamers buy anything (remakes are especially lucrative because pic related) so companies can do whatever the fuck they want without actually making good new games. + +An asset flip like Tears of the Kingdom took 6+ years but watch it get 98 on review sites and it will sell 50 billion copies because of the Nintendo toddler effect. +--- 636270850 +>>636262991 (OP) +Nothing gets snoys shitting up the board like Zelda. Peak entertainment +--- 636270898 +>>636266403 +Okay, autist. +--- 636270984 +>>636263094 +6 years of wait +and $70 +for this shit +kek +--- 636270989 +>>636263167 +>>636263196 +/v/eddit is nothing but tendy predditors +--- 636271003 +>>636263094 +>completely mistime the dodge +>flurry rush flurry rush flurry rush +>phase 1 ends +--- 636271039 +>>636269178 +>/v/ said the game is really bad +>/v/ then also went into a desperate tirade into getting the files as soon as it leaked so they could all play it ASAP +>/v/ then never stopped playing it +/v/ is full of hyper faggot autistic retards who just want to lie and shitpost a game theyre """secretly""" in love with. +--- 636271047 +>>636263167 +yep, this +this board is filled with tourists from r/gaming and r/nintendo, and the occasional twittards +--- 636271061 +>>636270850 +you know not everyone is a snoy, but they will be once microsoft goes third party lol +--- 636271083 +>>636270898 +Says the tendie defending a shitty DLC he can't even play + +Man why is it so hard for developers to make real games instead of open world memes. The prologue of TotK and a few other areas show how nice the game could look if it wasn't a chink KMMO tier open world +--- 636271193 +>>636262991 (OP) +As someone who enjoyed and defended BotW, this seriously looks extremely disappointing. I haven't emulated it to try it so I'm still trying to decide if it's worth buying. Why the fuck didn't they learn from the criticism of the first game? I was honestly expecting them to remove the shrines and korok seeds and add better dungeons. Fucking disappointing as hell. Honestly, I would have been fine with anything as long as they had like 10 big ass dungeons with unique rewards. But nope, we get the same thing as BotW, literally, the same map. +--- 636271194 +>>636271039 +retard, to better shit on said game you need to fully experience it yourself. +--- 636271247 +>want to play some real Zelda to cleanse my palette from this garbage +>best versions (gameplay-wise) of WW/TPHD locked behind Wii U +>best versions (gameplay-wise) of OoT/MM locked behind a shitty handheld + +god damn it +--- 636271342 +>>636271247 +Didn't the MM remake ruin parts of the gameplay? Haven't played either myself but a youtube video explained it pretty well. +--- 636271348 +>>636271247 +just emulate? +--- 636271359 +>>636271247 +Are you braindead? 3ds mm is a huge downgrade +--- 636271435 +>>636262991 (OP) +Its too expensive to create a brand new huge open world AAA game. They need to milk the world they created for BOTW as much as they can. Nintendo doesn't have other sources of income like Microsoft and Sony do. It sucks but if you want Mario, Zelda and all the other franchises you love from Nintendo, you will have to lick their boot +--- 636271506 +>>636271435 +Other studios churn these kinds of games out in half the time it took Nintendo. +--- 636271561 +>>636263717 +>empty world +Objectively false, ironic coming from someone who thinks OoT was "good" +>small as fuck underground +Objectively false, its like 85% the size of the map +>small as fuck sky islands +Some are, some are big. Who cares? Its stuff, games are made of stuff. +>shitty breakable weapons +Qualify why this is shitty, because its just your opinion. Durability is objectively a non-issue to people without autism. +>shitty magic no items +You want to try using words properly, sport? +>divine beasts 2 empty rooms no real dungeons +Objectively false +>retcons all the zelda games for shitty zoomer lore furry shit no one cares about +No one cares about "zelda lore" to begin with, faggot, other than tendie kids who make shit up. +Nintendo were always solid on the premise there isnt a strict timeline, and have said blatantly, that they never think about the "timeline" and just throw it together after, anyone who took "lore" and "timeline" seriously is a hyper faggot jew who couldnt pay attention to daddy and made their own head canon up. +Not even the first "retcon" +--- 636271714 +>>636262991 (OP) +This shit is completely unacceptable. If /v/edditors weren’t such tendy cultists we’d actually be able to discuss how horrible Nintendo is as a company. Literally no other company would get away with this on /v/eddit. +--- 636271717 +>>636271348 +Emulation cant replicate Wii U gamepad which is part of the reason WW/TPHd were peak (seamless menus in a console game) + +>>636271359 +Some simple patches fixed the issues and you get higher FPS + better menuing +--- 636271730 +>>636271247 +Don't play the Grezzo OoT/MM remakes, they aren't worth it, especially the MM one. +--- 636271740 +>>636264750 +this logic would be cool if /v/ ever admited something is good when it's good. But no, everything is shit or woke or non creative or not enough +--- 636271843 +>>636262991 (OP) +What happened to trash games? They went into the trash. +--- 636271874 +>>636271435 +After Elden Ring, there's really no excuse. FromSoft was able to execute more in less time, with a smaller budget and developer team. +--- 636271924 +>>636266830 +>23 years old +>reading Mishima +Perfect age. Temple of the Golden Pavilion? +--- 636271929 +>>636271731 → +I talked to the robot, I just didnt understand any of it at the time. +It doesnt help that I never felt any reason to go back to him, and I dont think I even remember exactly where he was. If there were little upgrade shops all over the place maybe I wouldve noticed it sooner, but if its just him I'll forget. +--- 636271979 +>>636266432 +Ok very adult soulsman, now move on, you have to kill greyrats -oops, i mean, stone imp on Elden Ring's chalice dungeo--oops, i mean catacombs. +--- 636271995 +>>636269641 +>God damn it botw has such a shitty base combat system +Spoken from an OoTfag who could only do SLASH or JUMP-SLASH +muh kombaht +--- 636272021 +>>636271740 +Nintendo has to make a good game first +--- 636272050 +>>636271730 +Whats wrong with vanilla OoT 3DS? Ignoring non-gameplay complains as idgaf about those + +As for MM: https://github.com/leoetlino/project-restoration + +This should cover everything, not that it excuses the base release +--- 636272105 +>>636271924 +Yeah. Sad this is I cut my read short to play this piece of shit when it leaked +--- 636272128 +>>636271342 +There's supposedly a mod that fixes it +--- 636272157 +I'm 95% of the way through the game. Shrines are mostly dogshit. I've done about 70 of them. The dungeons are also dogshit, and the boss fights are a chore because they depend on your stupid companions who can't move properly. The path to the dungeons is the best part of the game. The fifth dungeon is 10x better. + +Overall, it's better than BotW. But that game was dogshit. +--- 636272161 +Man why does the Switch have to be the only moddable/emulatable modern console. + +I would love to play e.g. FF16 pre-release for free, or Elden Ring back when it came out. Instead we're stuck with these shitty Nintendo not-DLC rehash ""sequels"" +--- 636272278 +>>636272161 +The PS4 was for a while. +--- 636272315 +>>636271979 +sure i will +--- 636272332 +>>636272278 +Only older firmwares. You couldn't pirate new games on release as they required the most up to date FW. Some games had patches to backport to older FWs (like the leaked FF7R demo) but they were few and far between +--- 636272407 +>>636264578 +> Everyone on this autistic ass board said the game was shit. +And it is. It used to be a joke that you could sell Nintendo fans a paper bag with a turd in it and they would clap their hands like seals and proclaim it the best thing ever made. At this stage I'm not sure it's a joke anymore. +To be honest it's not even surprising. +Nintendo hasn't put any effort into their games for more than a decade. +I haven't bought a single console of theirs since the 3DS but, it's easy through cultural osmosis to know all there is to know about modern Nintendo games. + +They are all rehashes basically. Smash Ultimate is just Smash U with more levels and characters. +The Switch doesn't have it's own Mario Kart title. It's just the same Mario Kart from the Wii U which itself was just a port of the 3DS one. +Splatoon sequels are just the same game with more weapons and different levels. +Mario 3d All Stars was literally just emulation of the original games. There was zero reason not to just take the source port and put it on Switch but they just went with a HD texture pack instead. It's not like Nintenbros have standards anyway. +To my knowledge there are no Yoshi or DKC titles for the Switch. They are just rehashes of the Wii U entries. +Metroid Dread looked like your average shitty Unity metroidvania. Metroid Prime 4 is nowhere to be seen. +The less is said about modern Pokemon games, the better. Each release is met with ridicule from the internet, and Ninties form a shield around it, screaming IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU'RE JUST A HATER. +Wario/Starfox/F Zero/Earthbound are MIA completely. + +To sum up: Nintendo barely makes games anymore. When they do put out a game, it is always the laziest thing imaginable. A glitchy, ugly rehash of a previous release. But Nintendo fans will buy it and call it GOTY anyway, so why bother with unpleasant effort? + +TOTK is the biggest examplification of this. It is just the same game, with a few new areas and enemies and a Gmod physgun gimmick. +--- 636272429 +>>636272157 +>I've spent dozens of hours on a dogshit game +You must be a dogshit human being +--- 636272547 +>>636266229 +Compared to the average Nintendo game they are positively brimming with effort. Every Souls game has different maps, enemies and bosses. The same can certainly not be said for 85% of the Switch's repertoire. +--- 636272579 +>>636263506 +>They took notes from Dark Souls. +What notes? This is nothing like Dark Souls. This is terrible. +--- 636272651 +Is there a 30FPS fix for 1.1 on Ryujinx? +--- 636272654 +>>636262991 (OP) +>KH2 +Tranny retard detected. +--- 636272664 +>>636272407 +Nah the new Pokemon games are the highest effort Switch releases by far, probably because they aren't actually Nintendo developed. That title would have gone to Xenoblade (also not Nintendo developed) until they released 3. +--- 636272707 +>>636271874 +Fromsoft releases one game every 3 years +--- 636272748 +Just fucked around in the Depths. TOTK obviously took inspiration from DaS1 here, what with the bonfire system and the blue humanities floating around. Really, the thing I'm running up against is finding good weapons and saving enough money to buy the armor I want. +--- 636272756 +>>636271979 +Elden Ring's midgame catacombs are better dungeons than BOTW and TOTK's main ones. +--- 636272838 +>>636271979 +No one is arguing on favor of Elden Ring. Now you see that making games like BOTW makes them worse. What does that say about BOTW? :^) +--- 636272843 +>>636272748 +Yea, it's pretty much Ash Lake combined with the bottom Blightown with the poison sludge. +--- 636272880 +>>636265168 +>as a grown ass man I was getting my ass handed to me by prehistoric Suicune. +How...? +You just use Iron Hands to OHKO it instantly +It's only the robot that's somewhat difficult +--- 636272891 +>>636263094 +>dragon form just sits there for a whole minute completely still for you to beat his face him +holy shit, isn't it obvious how bad it looks? It's like ganon is throwing the match. +--- 636272926 +>>636272407 +>Splatoon sequels are just the same game with more weapons and different levels. +What do you honestly expect from a multiplayer shooter series? Splatoon has its own set of issues, but they're not what you're thinking of. +--- 636272957 +I'm soo glad I dropped BotW, becaise TotK literally seems like a "complete edition" release instead of a full sequel. +If I had wasted 200+ hours in BOTW, this expansion would've been super underwhelming in terms of new content. +--- 636273024 +>>636272105 +There's a few good books that he pays homage to work that one — have you read Dostoyevsky's The Double or Hogg's Confessions of a Justified Sinner? +--- 636273132 +>>636263094 +>That dragon fight +Sekiro did it better. +https://youtube.com/shorts/okcmcVMSwVI?feature=share +--- 636273313 +>>636263094 +>the switch will get a soil 7 fps during this whole fight +--- 636273425 +>>636273024 +Nah Im actually new to reading as I spent most of my life mindlessly browsing the internet of playing vidya. I chose Mishima as my entry point because A) I'm a weeb and B) lifting is one of my hobbies like him (Sun and Steel is a classic on that topic apparently) and C) he is blackpilled on topics like suicide which resonateswith me. +--- 636273449 +>>636263094 +why does the master sword randomly turn into a floppy Christmas tree? +--- 636273659 +>>636273449 +It legit looks like a floppy dildo, I was wondering the same thing. +--- 636273830 +>>636273132 +Sekiro's dragon was a surprisingly easy fight for that game, but the music and the spectacle is so magnificently majestic that it almost makes up for it. +Kalameet is still From's best dragon boss, but Monster Hunter delivers the best dragon fights on average. +--- 636274036 +It's an amazing game and im having a blast. It will win Goty easily +--- 636274130 +>>636273830 +I like that it's easy. If it'd been difficult it would have undermined the spectacle. I like how From sometimes includes these easier fights that are moreso there to wow you than be a challenge. +--- 636274189 +>>636274036 +>GOTY +lol lmao +--- 636274270 +>>636263614 +>why is it fine to have small tires when monster trucks exist? +>i can't fit those on my normal sized car +>REEEEEE STOP HAVING A CAR AND RIDE IN A MONSTER TRUCK THEN +--- 636274337 +>>636274189 +What else would win GOTY than the sequel to the game of the decade? +--- 636274416 +>>636263094 +Other than flurry rush being absolute dogshit once again, I'm not seeing the problem? Not everything needs bosses spazzing out like Dark Souls, or QTE spectacle like God of War. Also Dorf being able to slow-mo as well is kino. +--- 636274941 +>>636263094 +>It's fucking horrible. +Maybe don't skip the cutscenes then you faggot. +--- 636275189 +>>636262991 (OP) +>bloated +>empty diff --git a/v/636263046.txt b/v/636263046.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fac00050cd6e8ca0d0c2473678ad68b509c64144 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636263046.txt @@ -0,0 +1,480 @@ +----- +--- 636263046 +Human Revolution. + +Home. +--- 636263103 ++1 +--- 636263407 +>Makind Divided +>You can kill the final boss pressing two buttons/clicks +That was the tip of the shitshow that game was (aside the "world" map/levels) +--- 636263489 +It's decent. +--- 636263516 +>>636263407 +Deus Ex isn’t about boss fights; the only issue with Mankind Divided is that the game ends at what feels like the halfway point, and the shitty new crew of characters. +--- 636263754 +>>636263407 +>>You can kill the final boss pressing two buttons/clicks +Based, souls obsessed zoomers can keep seething +--- 636263901 +>>636263407 +MD had much bigger problems + +The 2 button kill was done because of the shitstorm they got from HR's bossfights fucking over people using stealth builds. +--- 636264446 +>>636263754 +>souls obsessed zoomers +zoomers don't play fromsoft games lol +--- 636264567 +>>636264446 +LOL +--- 636264598 +>>636263407 +Laputan Machine. It's a staple of the series to be able to bypass boss fights. +--- 636264668 +>>636263407 +why was md so fucking small +--- 636264738 +>>636264668 +They had to fit it on a disk + +I'm still pissed at the 20 min train rides between the same fucking city +--- 636264762 +i like Mankind divided more than human revolution, i also fucking hate that they incorporated that dlc into the main game of human revolution, i absolutely hate that part. +--- 636264827 +>>636264598 +Stigs and sdones XDDD +--- 636264891 +>>636264567 +LOL +--- 636265067 +>>636264762 +Non DC version wasn't like that + +I agree though, I feel like they could have implemented it a bit better with the DC version +--- 636265157 +>>636265067 +>Non DC version wasn't like that +yup, played both, now when i replay a deus ex game its usually mankind divided or the original deus ex, i like the gameplay and level design of those two the most out of all of them. +--- 636265251 +>>636264446 +meds, now +--- 636265336 +>>636265157 +I didn't really enjoy MD much + +Too much jank and all of the new characters are both boring and annoying. Alex Vega is the epitome of annoying useless bitch, and Chikane doesn't even hold a candle to Jock/Malik +--- 636265425 +>>636265332 +WELLL SHIEEEETT, IF IT ISN'T DA CAP'T HISSELF +--- 636265558 +>>636265425 +CAPN YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRT +--- 636265612 +Next Deus Ex game is going to btfo Cyberpunk2077 hard + +i can't wait +--- 636265624 +why is everything a co-op looter shooter nowadays and why do we have so few rpgs deus ex/ss2? +--- 636265885 +>>636265624 +Because it's easier to do and also who cares about boring quests/dialogues, I want the tiktok dopamine in action :) +--- 636265961 +>>636265624 +They're not profitable + +The best marketing strategy for investors at the moment for a massive ROI is to just push onto the market as many GaaS Looter Shooter games with micro transactions, Battlepasses and season passes (both a separate purchase of 30 bucks each) and hope one latches onto the public consumer and ride the moneywave for atleast 20 years. + +One of them is eventually gonna strike gold, and then afterwards, they can just shut down any further development of games and focus on making new content for the winner of the ratrace. It's as simple as that, and you don't even have to look far to see examples of this in action. + +Actual games are too much of a financial risk for investors, they all want the next Fortnite in terms of revenue. +--- 636266093 +>>636265612 +It just needs to be functional at launch to mog CP77 +--- 636266105 +TAI YONG MEDICAL, MAN +DEY HEA +--- 636266172 +>>636266105 +Always found it wierd how windmill was black. Isn't he Dutch? +--- 636266267 +>>636266172 +...have you ever been to denmark or the netherlands? +--- 636266346 +>>636266172 +look up dutch national football team, start from 90s +--- 636266424 +>>636266267 +>>636266346 +Well shit nvm +--- 636266505 +>>636263046 (OP) +piss filter: enabled +pre-order dlc: bought +franchise derailment: successful +https://youtu.be/PUPD5y0nrUc [Embed] +--- 636266607 +>>636266505 +If only we knew how future is even more horrible than we imagined +--- 636266925 +>>636266105 +>>636266172 +He's Antillean, which are the Dutch islands in the Caribbean. He's a pretty accurate depiction too of someone from the Dutch Antilles, as someone who went there multiple times . +--- 636266994 +did iiiiiiiiiii..... interrupt something??? +--- 636267042 +>>636266925 +>source: my ass +--- 636267124 +In all honesty i liked the hubs more than Mankind Divided, just for atmosphere mainly. But i still consider it quite the step down from OG Deus Ex. +--- 636267154 +>>636266994 +--- 636267161 +>>636266994 +Richard. You don't plug that hole. You find a hole and firewall it. Ex S.T.A.R.S.. +--- 636267461 +Toggle aim is very annoying. Almost enough to make an otherwise good game unplayable. Almost fixaable with xmouse. +--- 636267480 +>>636267042 +Most Antilleans have very Dutch sounding names. Or Venezuelan names given how those islands are pretty close to Venezuela. +--- 636267569 +>>636265961 +>muh wall street kikes +When will gamers rise up and topple these fucks +--- 636267591 +>>636263407 +I love shit like that because it's totally fucking optional. If you want to be a sweaty tryhard, by all means. I loved convincing The Master in Fallout to kill himself. +--- 636267608 +>>636267480 +cool but how is that relevant +show me any canon source stating his origins +--- 636267694 +WELL, SHEEYIT! IT AIN'T THE CAP'N, HISSELF +--- 636267834 +>>636267694 +she cute +--- 636267856 +>>636267694 +>>636265332 +Honestly what the fuck were they thinking? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He09JaBVZdE [Embed] +--- 636267862 +Mister Sarif done fixed you up good, ain't he? Give you a new set of glasses an' everything'! DAYUUUUUUM +--- 636268034 +>>636267569 +They'll never, gaming as a "hobby" has already been infiltrated by the perfect consumers for these kinds of products. For every 5 people that don't purchase these peices of shit, there are atleast 500 that will and will also defend the game to death. +--- 636268063 +I really wish we can see the end of Jensen's story one day... +--- 636268068 +Deus Ex HR is one of the best games of the 2010s. +--- 636268097 +>>636267856 +don't see the problem, they talk like that, much worse in reality +--- 636268148 +Was I interrupting something, Jensen? +--- 636268196 +>>636268148 +>ends up being the best bro +--- 636268201 +>>636268034 +>there are atleast 500 that will and will also defend the game to death +Yeah you're right, we're living in an age where corporations release movies about the success of their products and the consoomers fucking lap it up. When will clown world peak. +--- 636268682 +>>636268063 +New game is in development in case you didn't know. +--- 636268705 +>>636268196 +Unironically loved his last comms at Panchea +"I...I think you're on your own Jensen.." +--- 636268764 +>>636268148 +You fixed that firewall yet? +--- 636268902 +>>636268682 +We only know that, it can be anything. Most importantly, we don't know who's making it +--- 636269123 +>>636268682 +It will take divine intervention to fix the fuckup that was MD's storyline +--- 636269130 +>>636267856 +>Honestly what the fuck were they thinking? +It was pretty accurate. It just didn't go over the developers minds that it could have gone over badly with the PC police. They didn't have the spine to admit on what they were really trying to portray. The woman who did the voice acting was quite literally was enthusiastic to do that voice. +--- 636269295 +>Want to replay Human Revolution +>DC version runs like shit with stutters +>Fail to save the hostages the first stage and feel like a retard +>Uninstall +--- 636269357 +>>636269295 +it works without stutters on my machine +i didn't fail to save the hostages and felt good +--- 636269358 +>>636269295 +Skill issue +--- 636269360 +>>636269130 +Did it go badly with the PC police though? I don't remember any outrage. +--- 636269380 +>>636269295 +Skill issue + +Never had stuttering problems with the game though +--- 636269445 +>>636264446 +Biggest cope of the millennium +--- 636269451 +>>636269357 +I honestly forgot you had more hostages to save than the one at the end being held at gunpoint. Guess I'll replay the level and get it done right. +--- 636269520 +>>636269360 +It was when people were shifting to tumblr/forums to twitter +--- 636269523 +>HR is older than the first Deus Ex was when it released +--- 636269574 +Francis Pritchard is the best tsundere husbando in gaming. +--- 636269669 +picrel was fun actually +only de I haven't played are the fall and snowblind +convince me to play them you nigrums +--- 636269827 +>>636268682 +Who is the developer? Who is publishing? What people are working on it? What console gen is it developed for? +We know absolutely jack shit about the next Deus EX game. +--- 636269946 +>>636269123 +MDs story really wan't that bad, but to be fair I really think they should lean into episodic content. The DLCs were really well-done, you can tell there's a lot of unexplored concepts that shouldn't be bogged down by a singular character. +--- 636269986 +>>636269523 +--- 636270005 +>>636269669 +IW softlocked me from continuing it since it would blackscreen on a loading so I couldn't finish it and couldn't be bothered to make a new save + +The Fall is so boring that I just didn't even bother trying to fight the enemies and ran past them all the time. You can also see how this was targeted for phones since there's an ingam shop that you could buy credits with real money to buy ingame items. The episodic narrative was also shit and left so many questions unanswered. Hell it even began with "Hey, read the comic before playing this". That's the problem with Squeenix, they tried too hard to make it an overarching universe with ARGs, Comic books, novels, mobile games and stuff and then trying said shit to games and then going "Oh, you didn't read the comic? too bad, we'll give you the bad sparknotes for it tho". + +The Fall was just their attempt to cash into the mobile market for a quick buck and it backfired + +Haven't played Project Snowblind so I can't say +--- 636270049 +>>636264446 +I can't believe this man typed this +how disconnected can you be? +--- 636270070 +>>636269669 +>le gigachode lazily shopped on the cover of a shit game +>i am such an elightened hipster enjoyer of underdog titles +kill yourself +--- 636270124 +>>636269946 +Yeah so i've heard + +I really want to play A Criminal Past, I was hooked from the trailers, but after finishing MD, I was too mentally tired to play it. + +Episodic content has been the ruin of DX though, look at The Fall. + +Same goes for the scam that is DX:Breach and how you are actually forced to play a tutorial of it in MD. +--- 636270156 +>>636269574 +Go to bed Jensen +--- 636270279 +>>636270005 +dang that's pretty fucked +guess I'll skip the fall then +>>636270070 +lmaooo cope +--- 636270301 +>>636269827 +>We know absolutely jack shit about the next Deus EX game. +But it is confirmed it's in development. That's all we know, but at some stage Jensen's story will be completed was the point i was making. +--- 636270602 +Great game. + +Will they ever remaster the OG? Imagine modern graphics and controls. +--- 636270714 +>>636270602 +>Will they ever remaster the OG? Imagine modern graphics and controls. +--- 636270778 +>>636270070 +The game was bad at the time +Now we has so many shitty AAA games that makes games like IW more than decent +--- 636270791 +>>636270279 +Here, I'll give you a quick recap + +>There's Janus +>There's SAXXONN BEEENNN +>There's Anna Kelso (never appears again) +>You meet Alex Vega and she looks nothing like her MD version, rather she looks like discount Malik (I hate how Vega looks in MD) +>There's a plot about a kirkland brand NuPoz that's supposedly spiked by Page (which will never get resolved or aknowledged in the next game) +>There's more backstory about the Tyrants (Which will also never get resolved nor explained) +>Your dead comrade isn't dead (this also never gets resolved) + +Fin, let me know if I missed anything + +You can knock it down in like 3-4 hours at worst +Items are also much rarer to push for ingame purchases, I forgot to say that earlier + +Its common to legit run out of ammo, not find any and have to resort to pulling up the pause menu to buy ammo (which gets magically transfered to your pockets) +--- 636270824 +>>636263901 +I might be one of the few people who didn't get those complaints. DX is a franchise all about making choices, including character building choices. If you want a choice to matter, then the player needs to miss out on something, like being good at fighting bosses. +--- 636270837 +>>636270602 +Just play gmdx or revision if you want it modernized. +--- 636270861 +>>636270602 +I hope never, og DX only needs Kentie's Launcher to work on modern machines flawlessly. If you're an autist you can install GMDX, just don't install Vision, I heard that one's ass +--- 636270894 +>>636263407 +>boss obeys the same rules as every other encounter +idk kinda based imo +--- 636271019 +>>636270778 +>le prequel argument +like i said, kill yourself +--- 636271063 +>>636266505 +oh this takes me back +--- 636271125 +>>636266505 +>Time to add Tong to the list of NSF casualties +audibly kek'd +--- 636271126 +>>636269669 +its playable, but i just really fucking hate it on a technical level so much i avoid it and forever will. +--- 636271134 +>>636270791 +I never understood why they started adding so much unnecessary shit into the story when the key elements to make it interesting were already there from the very beginning. I guess incompetent writers will rather branch out than dig deeper when confronted with the need to expand the story. +--- 636271157 +>>636267856 +They were unintentionally based +--- 636271203 +>>636271019 +Can you make an argument instead of shitting ancient reddit meme? +--- 636271227 +>>636269827 +Eidos +Embracer +IDK +lol +--- 636271296 +>>636271203 +ok i will lay it out for you since you're a mouthbreathing fucking retard +IW isn't suddenly good because modern vidya industry sucks ass +--- 636271328 +>>636263046 (OP) +Based +--- 636271341 +>>636270124 +>look at The Fall. +Mobile cash grab +--- 636271356 +>>636271296 +Agreed, IW sucks dick and should be remade and redeemed. +--- 636271379 +How stable is MD on PC? I played it on Xbox one a long time ago before having a PC. Don't remember much about the game. I do however remember thinking "human revolution is better" but I want to see how that statement holds up. +--- 636271419 +>>636270824 +No you see, DX as a game was always about rewarding exploration and investigation and being as violent or as pacifist as you want. +You can complete the whole game without hurting a single (human) soul by just using pepper sprays and the baton (not counting Anna and Gunther tho). OG Deus ex also offered THE CHOICE to fight or to try and find a more creative approach to the fight. Bare in mind, your build did not matter whatsoever in those fights, I was specced in full stealth and still won. Your inquisitiveness as a player and exploration could reveal their killphrases so you would just bypass their fights whatsoever. You were rewarded for thinking outside the box and trying to find a new path to victory. + +DXHR just puts you in an arena and says "Have fun". +There's no possibilty to talk your way out of it +There's no possibility to sneak your way out or resolve it in a stealthy way +If someone specced himself to be a ghost, then why do you make these sections forced? Why did my choice in carachter creation matter if in the end it did not? + +They sorta fixed this in the DC version by adding new hackable paths, but it still remains just a forced boss fight. +--- 636271472 +>>636271296 +So you prefer playing games like Forspoken than IW, gotcha +--- 636271496 +>>636271379 +Should be fine but i did read few posts where people had trouble but it were mostly guys with 1080 or AMD gpus, MD is pretty good it just sadly ends on cliffhanger and only recently we got confirmation that new Deus Ex game is in the works. +--- 636271517 +>>636271472 +illiterate imbecile +--- 636271536 +>>636271379 +>How stable is MD on PC? +Very. Played it years ago on a 4-core ryzen with a 1050 ti and thoroughly enjoyed the experience +--- 636271542 +>>636271356 +that i can agree with +games that were held hostage to concole limitations should absolutely be remade +>>636271379 +i've never hard either game crash, performance is okay, MD looks way more realistic (HR is still better visually overall) and everyone has GIANT FUCKING HEADS +--- 636271626 +>>636271419 +nigga, boss fights were completely revamped in the director's cut and you can now utilize stealth and hacking to deal with the bosses +>>636271472 +kill yourself, strawmanning nigger +--- 636271639 +Seriously though, what the fuck were they thinking? +--- 636271771 +>>636271419 +>being as violent or as pacifist as you want. +So it's about choices? +--- 636271790 +>>636270837 +i did...but a facelift would be amazing...ngl.. +--- 636271795 +>>636270602 +>Will they ever remaster the OG? +GMDX. Learn to into modding, nothing else needs to be done. I just want new games at this point, not retreading old ground. +--- 636271848 +>>636271517 +*le illiterate imbecile +>>636271626 +>kill yourself, strawmanning nigger +No I won't and no, that was not a strawman, but an argument how old (bad) games were better than the shit we have today. +--- 636271985 +>>636271639 +They were right +--- 636272385 +>>636270602 +well the guys who bought the IP said they are interested in Remasters/Remakes/Sequels. +Currently since the fall of the last year they started working on unknown Deus Ex game. +--- 636272463 +>>636272385 +>>well the guys who bought the IP said they are interested in Remasters/Remakes/Sequels. +I saw what they were doing with SS2 and it looked good. If they do gonna do a DX remaster like that, just make the models a bit prettier, make it run better on modern hardware and leave the rest of the game alone, I'd be happy. +--- 636272573 +they put so much fucking effort into that aug city and the first boss that wasn't even a boss just a person you talked to, like you could tell the entire dev team was going 110% on it and then after that it's like they ran out of funding/time +--- 636272773 +Honestly it was a lot of fun and I think the gameplay is a real good modern interpretation of the one from the original game. The story and characters are fun too but the focus on the augmentation shit is so heavy to the point of being silly and the racism allegory doesn't work. 8/10 +--- 636272782 +>>636272573 +It's probably why people kept complaining the game was unfinished. It was about as long as the other games, but the pacing is so fucking bad that it feels like the story is about to take off right when it ends. Square-Enix outright taking missions out of the game to sell them as DLC didn't help either. + +I honestly want them to do a MD DC just to properly implement the DLC into the game. I dunno where A Criminal Past could go though, maybe they could put it in a sidequest or something. +--- 636272801 +>>636266994 +Ex SWAT. And I could impress you +--- 636273019 +>>636272385 +>>636272463 +>I saw what they were doing with SS2 +Night Dive bought the rights to the OG Deus Ex? also I'm looking forward to SS2 mainly because of the VR support. +--- 636273119 +>>636272463 +>>636273019 +Embracer Group bought the western dev studios from SE. +--- 636273725 +>>636272573 +>its like they ran out of funding/time +yeah they sadly did, doesn't help the shitty publishers forced a microtransactions into a fucking singleplayer game. +--- 636274309 +>>636272773 +I agree with all except the racism allegory, i feel like majority of people seem to focus entirely just on that but don't realize this is how it would really go down in reality. +--- 636274484 +>>636274309 +Are you SURE? All the anti-augmentation talk and aug-hate kept me thinking "There is no way people would care this much and think like this" +--- 636274814 +>>636273019 +>>Night Dive bought the rights to the OG Deus Ex +I'm pretty sure they own the franchise now, yes. +--- 636275169 +>>636267856 +>>636265332 +Rockstar has been doing that in a way stronger manner since forever. diff --git a/v/636263326.txt b/v/636263326.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..19e7ed2cce5aded045f327f2660fc7601153e972 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636263326.txt @@ -0,0 +1,166 @@ +----- +--- 636263326 +But they are siblings. That's not right. +--- 636263387 +It is objectively right actually +--- 636263417 +A friend of mine is called "Andrew" so this just makes me feel uncomfortable and extremely flaccid. +--- 636263443 +>>>/vg/ +--- 636263493 +>>636263417 +why did you put it in quotes like his name isn't actually andrew +--- 636263504 +>>636263326 (OP) +But what if it is right? Two lovers bound by birth to stay together for eternity... +--- 636263560 +>>636263493 +You are so buckbroken by gaymen journalism you see quotes and think they're scarequotes +--- 636263714 +>>636263560 +you don't need to put somebody's name in quotes mate nobody's confused whether Andrew is a proper noun which you're introducing +--- 636263791 +If you have sex with a sibling your children will be retarded +--- 636263880 +>>636263791 +Only after several generations +--- 636263994 +>>636263880 +I wish baal would jump on the leyley bandwagon +--- 636264236 +>>636263791 +That assumes your kids wouldn't be retarded anyway because you post in these threads. +--- 636264243 +>>636263880 +No, incestuous relationships already have a massive spike in deleterious effects in their offspring in the first generation. +It just gets worse with every subsequent generation (this is also why close cousin marriages over several generations, like Arabic countries, have lead to significant inbreeding). +--- 636264307 +>>636263994 +I wish he'd draw more of the aunts shenanigans +--- 636264419 +tumblr shit +--- 636264496 +>>636264243 +Cousins says no. +--- 636264964 +Last thread got tranny janny'd, I hope this one stays up long enough to archive on its own. +--- 636265071 +>>>/vg/ +--- 636265270 +>>636263493 +His name is actually Ashley +--- 636265275 +>>636263880 +>>636264307 +reddit.png +--- 636265323 +>>636264964 +damn +--- 636265432 +>>636264964 +Built for BAC (Big Andy Cock) +--- 636265438 +>>636264964 +I just want to know what it smells like. +--- 636265562 +>>636263791 +>your children +Missed me with that judaic shit. +--- 636265964 +Catley +--- 636265989 +Irrelevant update about the sleep conundrum. I ended up sleeping with my cousin and her female friend after shitty night train journey. At the end I was too cold for sleeping and my only option was to spoon my cousin (we were under one blanket), so I got up instead. +It's funny how we ended up like this, since roommates didn't left yet, we were forced to improvise. +--- 636266084 +>>636265989 +anon you have betrayed your sister... +--- 636266095 +>>636265989 +Why didn't you spoon with her cuck +--- 636266210 +>>636265989 +--- 636266481 +>>636265964 +Meandrew +--- 636266524 +>>636266481 +Nyandrew +--- 636266743 +>>636266524 +Yours is better, I'll admit. +--- 636266746 +>>636266095 +I didn't want to be initiator. If she cuddled up to me, I would have stayed. But she was too much of an chaotic sleeper and I was cold as fuck. +--- 636267139 +Does anyone have the original version of this, with peeking areolas? I got a bunch of versions but not the original unofrtunately. +--- 636267230 +>>636267139 +I would post it, but last time I did it got deleted, so have this link. +https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7677497 +--- 636267346 +>>636267230 +Just what I need. Thanks, lad. +--- 636267680 +It's politically on the right actually +--- 636268015 +>>636267680 +I thought right and left are economical leanings, how is incest related to capitalism? +--- 636269009 +>>636268015 +because muh conservatives are inbred hicks +--- 636269948 +>>636263326 (OP) +How’d a 30 minute demo get so much attention +--- 636270712 +>>636269009 +I got that, I just wanted to be a pedantic lil shit for giggles because the left/right is supposed to be an economic spectrum rather than an ideological/political one, at least to my knowledge. +>>636269948 +It's closer to being 1 hour long, how come everyone calls it 30m now? +As for your question - it got off the ground thanks to e-celebs, mainly Manlybadasshero. After that word of mouth did a good job at assisting in spreading the influence to the point that we have now. If you're asking Why this game gathered this much attention - it's because of the artstyle (Helltaker, for one, managed to become massive through nothing but the artstyle) and the admittedly captivating dynamic between the two siblings, not only because of the incestuous undertones, but also because they pull off a good job at being a rascal (Ashley) and a straight man (Andrew), bouncing off each other's banter in a rather endearing way. +Have I answered your inquiry in a satisfying manner? +--- 636270815 +>>636263326 (OP) +What's not right? +--- 636271164 +>>636263326 (OP) +>But they are siblings. +Out of 10! +--- 636272604 +I unironically love my sister. +--- 636272697 +>>636272604 +In that way? +--- 636272759 +>>636272604 +Does she deserve it? +--- 636272862 +>>636272697 +I'd do anything for her. +>>636272759 +I'd say yes. We had many ups and downs and some problems when we were younger but we can never stay mad at each other and I still love her. +--- 636273076 +Ive missed the threads since the demo was added to steam, did anything newq get announced? +--- 636273430 +>>636270712 +>It's closer to being 1 hour long, how come everyone calls it 30m now? +Because it’s so incredibly short for a game that the dramatization of it from people has started to get overdone +--- 636273878 +>>636273076 +>anything newq get announced? +Nope. +--- 636274305 +Do guys really want to sleep with their own sisters? +--- 636274376 +>>636274305 +Yes. And I mean it. +--- 636274487 +>>636263326 (OP) +>The coffin of Anthony and Ashly Burch +--- 636274610 +>this thread +--- 636274682 +>>636274305 +if my sister looked like that, yes +--- 636275185 +>>636272862 +I mean are you in love with her? diff --git a/v/636263420.txt b/v/636263420.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..704ead7d92131807eeb619f3439b037b6015ad6e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636263420.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +----- +--- 636263420 +Why is she so obsessed with trains???? +--- 636263531 +>>636263420 (OP) +I'd run a train on her iykwim +--- 636263861 +>>636263420 (OP) +She has dyslexia. +--- 636264115 +Trains are BIG +Sometimes they're BLACK + +cock. +--- 636264365 +>>636264115 +you sound gay +--- 636264429 +>>636263420 (OP) +Is she?? +--- 636264456 +>>636263420 (OP) +Trains are cool. +--- 636264628 +>>636263861 +I don't get it. +--- 636264739 +>>636263420 (OP) +Nigga have you never seen a train? +Those things are as cool as shit +CHOO CHOO +--- 636264943 +>>636264739 +Trains haven't gone "Choo Choo" since the 70's. +--- 636264981 +>>636264943 +They'll always go choo choo to me. +--- 636265009 +>>636263420 (OP) +She otherwise doesn't have a personality. Most of the characters are like this. Zell likes hotdogs, Selphie likes trains. +--- 636266319 +>>636263420 (OP) +You wanna join her and the gang at Balamb Garden right? You know what to do. +--- 636266625 +>>636263531 +>>636266319 +I do not understand +--- 636266787 +>>636263420 (OP) +Same reason /v/ is so obessed with trans +--- 636267345 +>>636266787 +Stay strong trains is hard job +--- 636267983 +>>636267345 +I wish I lived life with the confidence of an Indian on the internet. +--- 636268167 +>>636264628 +Trans and trains. +--- 636268535 +>>636263420 (OP) +those nunchucks are going places +--- 636268678 +>>636263420 (OP) +same as you with anime girls +autism +--- 636270753 +>>636265009 +Holy shit I never realized.....Balamb Garden was a special needs school. It makes so much sense. +--- 636270847 +>>636270753 +Squall likes lions. +--- 636271075 +>>636270847 +Quistis was the tard wrangler. +--- 636271486 +>>636263420 (OP) +Heavy train culture in japan and england and europe, train nerds kill themselves all the time in japan trying to take pictures of trains. +--- 636271609 +>>636271486 +Based +--- 636273121 +>>636270753 +>Balamb Garden was a special needs school +It says so outright at some point in the game. +--- 636274123 +Squall is such a fucking faggot diff --git a/v/636263456.txt b/v/636263456.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fb424a5bdff41b329fd0aec148d0c31b1ae6e4b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636263456.txt @@ -0,0 +1,163 @@ +----- +--- 636263456 +i dont get why people complain about new gaming so much. i remember before waiting years for a game to come out and you beat it in 20 hours and that’s it. no side shit no open world nothing. + +meanwhile today i can get a game for $12 and it has a huge open world and long story. +--- 636263507 +>>636263456 (OP) +>i dont get why people complain about new gaming so much. +this is why +--- 636264198 +>>636263456 (OP) + +>Huge open world +>long story +That's codename for boring empty collectathon and story that goes on for too long + +I know this is bait, but just look at the games released in the past decade and you'd complain too +--- 636264478 +>>636264198 +my games are good you all play shit +--- 636264482 +>>636263507 +Cringe. These are literally all shit games except FF and GTA. +--- 636264654 +>>636264478 +Ok, go play the 20th looter shooter GaaS that released on Game Pass then, stop wasting your time being a faggy contrarian here +--- 636264669 +>>636264654 +cope +--- 636264774 +>>636263456 (OP) +>i dont get why people complain about new gaming so much +$70 price point +In-game monetization after paying said $70 +Broken at launch +Woke shit +The complete and utter disregard AAA publishers and developers have for the people who buy their crap + +Nigga have you been in a coma have you been in a coma for the last 15 years? +--- 636264862 +>>636263456 (OP) +back then games would take 1-2 years to develop and would release in a complete state +now it takes five years to a fucking decade for a game to come out and it's broken on top of that +--- 636264867 +>>636264774 +play good game. i get wonderful games on sale for $10. +--- 636264918 +>>636264862 +well it’s easy to do when your game is just running down a linear path for 10 hours +--- 636264994 +>>636264918 +>dev time depends on the shape of the map +--- 636267958 +>>636264482 +ah /v/ and the timeless, "If I don't like it, it's shit" argument +--- 636269870 +>>636263456 (OP) +>i dont get why people complain about new gaming so much. +--- 636269973 +>>636269870 +last good year of gaming. last and also one of the best (1998, 2004, 2007) +--- 636270120 +I miss when every game didn't pad a 25 hour story into 40 hours with a meaningless open world +--- 636270171 +>>636269973 +It crazy that we used to get so many memorable masterpieces in a year and now if we get just one it's consider a miracle +--- 636270273 +>>636263507 +I really thought devil may cry was a ps1 game. Why the fuck did they still use that garbage ass fixed camera on a ps2 game? +--- 636270513 +>>636263456 (OP) +>Finish game then +Here's your final ranking! +You've unlocked the post-game dungeon! +You've unlocked the epilogue! +You've unlocked the sidestory campaign! +You've unlocked New Game+! +You've unlocked the true ending! +You've unlocked the secret ending! +You've unlocked the extra hard difficulty! +You've unlocked survival mode! +You've unlocked time attack mode! +You've unlocked arena mode! +You've unlocked museum mode! +You've unlocked new cheats! +You've unlocked big head mode, fat mode and moon jump! +You've unlocked alternate costumes! +You've unlocked new characters and skins! +You've unlocked new weapons, items and abilities! +You've unlocked the concept art gallery! +You've unlocked cutscene replay! +You've unlocked the jukebox! +You've unlocked the model viewer! +You've unlocked developer commentary mode! +You've unlocked a behind the scenes video! +You've unlocked a 25 minute "making of" documentary! +You've unlocked voice actor outtakes and interviews! +You've unlocked new challenges! +You've unlocked sidescroller mode! +You've unlocked volleyball mode! +You've unlocked kart racer mode! +You've unlocked a demo for a different game! +Thank you for playing!! +[picture of development team] +Game 2 coming soon! + +>Finish game now +You've unlocked an achievement. Return to the main menu and wait for DLC. +Here are the credits of all the Chinese and Indian developers we outsourced to. +--- 636270828 +>>636270513 +sucks to suck my games are fine +--- 636270913 +>>636263456 (OP) +>a huge open world +With nothing in it +>and long story +If you're playing games for the "story" you're a fucking idiot. +--- 636271089 +>you beat it in 20 hours and that’s it. no side shit no open world nothing. + +Good lord take me back. +--- 636271519 +>>636263456 (OP) +My complain is that you CANNOT legaly play most PS2 and PS3 games on a PS5. There are some like GOW but keep in mind there are more games that people care about like simpsons and others. + +The console is powerful enough but Sony doesn't listen or most people don't care because they never pleyed those games. + +Its horryfying... +--- 636271940 +>>636263456 (OP) +Most games don't need to be longer than 8 or so hours, sounds like things really were better back then. +--- 636273064 +>>636263456 (OP) +Sometimes I just want a fun platformer and not another copy paste "open world" game +--- 636273140 +>>636269870 +>wii play +>phantom hourglass +There are also some mediocre or average games there like heavenly sword, surely if the year was so good they could easily be replaced with actually good games, right? +--- 636273671 +>>636270273 +>Why the fuck did they still use that garbage ass fixed camera on a ps2 game? +fixed camera = soul +free camera = soulless +--- 636273696 +>>636263456 (OP) +>i can get a game for $12 and it has a huge open world and long story. +name? +--- 636273773 +>>636273696 +Elden Ring +--- 636274113 +>>636273696 +--- 636274147 +>>636273773 +where can I find it for 12$ +--- 636274254 +>>636274147 +stop playing souls garbage that’s half your guys problem. it’s dog shit. +--- 636275178 +>>636274254 +that's not what i asked diff --git a/v/636263768.txt b/v/636263768.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e04fb40c0b4638fa2fc9b1700d0fcd53dab10c42 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636263768.txt @@ -0,0 +1,101 @@ +----- +--- 636263768 +So uhhhhhh when? +--- 636263838 +>>636263768 (OP) +2 weeks +--- 636263914 +>>636263768 (OP) +Never +along with DKC 6, Metroid Prime 4, New 3D Mario, New Zelda that goes back to teh formula, non-first person/remake RE game, non-glory kill DOOM game... +--- 636263949 +>>636263768 (OP) +june +--- 636264041 +TRUST THE PLAN +--- 636264094 +>>636264041 +>1 month and 1 week away +bros.......we made it. +--- 636264759 +You just delayed it by another 2 weeks with this thread +--- 636265010 +>>636263768 (OP) +Why havent any of you played rabi ribi yet? Its just better than HK, not even a debate +--- 636265063 +>>636264094 +No way that's true. +--- 636265094 +It'll be out when it's out +--- 636265146 +>>636263768 (OP) +never. xbox pulls out of the console race. +--- 636265208 +>>636263768 (OP) +THE GAME WILL NOT COME OUT +GET OVER IT +--- 636265252 +>Xbox showcase happening in June +>a day BEFORE the 2022 showcase +>meaning Silksong can get shadpwdropped during it and it'll still be within a year + +BELIEVE +--- 636265278 +>>636265010 +>shitty bosses that float around unresponsively throwing bullet hells +>your own character just throws bullets +>map that is decent but nowhere as interestingly interconnected than hk +you fags only like it because of (underage) girls in bunny suits +--- 636265831 +>>636265063 +It isn't, publishers can't tell Team Cherry to stop fucking around and settle on a hard release date because TC is a very small studio with boatloads of money and Silksong is a very anticipated release. They can't say "Release the game by this date or we cut you off" +--- 636266809 +>>636265831 +Or or or or or.... maybe let them work for as many time as they want. Why do you want a rush out game? Just to be another fucking cyberpunk 2077? +You guys are retarded honestly +--- 636266842 +>>636263768 (OP) +at this point, their target audience is gonna be zoomers who never played HK in the first place +--- 636268302 +>>636266809 +I'm not saying that they should rush the game, I'm just saying they have no lever on which a publisher can pull to make them release the game faster. +--- 636268350 +>>636266024 +Silksong won't come out, but the porn still be made. +--- 636268519 +>>636265278 +>perfect blend of danmaku and platforming where touhou fangames failed so many times +>Hammer combos, chargable bombs, chargable shots in a wide variety +>actual difficulty instead of time wasting dark souls mechanics +>actual story payoff instead of being another cryptic lore spam souls wannabe +I could go on but rabi ribi is goated WITH THE SAUCE and filters mutts like you. Ofcourse you would pick reddit knight its hot topic bugs that speak in baby noises with soulsborne shit smear over it, one of the blander games in the genre +--- 636268874 +>>636266024 +I still don't understand the trend of stink and sweat, it's subhuman +--- 636269003 +>>636263768 (OP) +Silksong is killed +--- 636269037 +hornet sex +--- 636269082 +>>636266809 +>Or or or or or.... +--- 636269245 +Flash game +--- 636270226 +>>636266809 +>bro judt give more time to the devs bro it's the publishers always rushing things that's the problem bro +limitation breeds creativity +it might not be development hell, but time is not some magic resource that directly converts to quality +--- 636270521 +>>636263768 (OP) +reddit game +--- 636271849 +>>636265010 +I have, it's not lol +--- 636271887 +>>636265010 +i swear becoming a weeb induces acute brain damage +--- 636273495 +>>636263914 +New 3D mario is a given with the next console, and metroid prime 4 is very likely, as for the others… yeah… diff --git a/v/636263806.txt b/v/636263806.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..84c2974dbc205669c4e8c725497017f6f95ceba0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636263806.txt @@ -0,0 +1,110 @@ +----- +--- 636263806 +I miss her so much, bros +--- 636264636 +>>636263806 (OP) +Who is this? She's cute. +--- 636264731 +>>636263806 (OP) +probably the only mmo that was actually fun to play +--- 636264765 +>>636263806 (OP) +It's a bummer that I never got to try this. Actually having skill-based mechanics sounds cool. Too bad the millennial WoW playerbase can't handle aiming. +--- 636264783 +>>636263806 (OP) +never got to play this but it looked fun, what went wrong? +--- 636264813 +>>636263806 (OP) +Same. +--- 636264859 +>>636264813 +sexo +--- 636264925 +>>636264783 +The progression was designed by WoW millenials, so it took an autistically long time to grind out materials to do the raid, etc. +--- 636264953 +>>636264765 +>muh llenials +the same generation obsessed with cod and counter strike? shut yo dumb ass up +--- 636264991 +>MMOs +ahahahahahahaha +--- 636265034 +>>636264925 +>muh llenials +you too nigger? mmos have been grindy since forever thanks to koreans +--- 636265092 +>>636264783 +It tried to make its main appeal being a 'hardcore' MMO by having endgame be an autistic grind. Everything was stupidly convoluted and had 20 steps. They made a visual guide to raid attunement and it was seriously like 30 different fucking things you had to do step by step. +Major wakeup call to MMO developers to design to casuals because those are your main audience. It's the same reason WoW is floundering right now, its whole endgame is designed around appealing to poopsock raiders and people who are paying $15 a month to run Greater Rifts. +--- 636265125 +>>636264813 +>tiktok acting +She didn’t even look like this in-game +--- 636265174 +>>636263806 (OP) +I had depression back then, but my home plot was one of the only things I still had the drive to engage in. Game announced that it'd close while I was in the middle of planning the next steps of my project. +--- 636265230 +>>636264765 +>>636264783 +It was buggy as shit and had a horrible reputation so it never went anywhere but down despite their effort to try and save it. +--- 636265265 +>>636265125 +They later updated her model to look like that but yeah those cinematics weren't even made by the dev, they outsourced them. +--- 636265347 +Why did the the Chuas move so... Sexily...? +--- 636266104 +>>636263806 (OP) +--- 636267624 +>>636266104 +--- 636267910 +It was furiating how much potential for pure brilliance there was but everywhere you went in the world it always hit the 9/10 almost there mark and something little was always feeling just a bit off. + +The dungeons and expeditions were 10/10 fun tho. +--- 636267946 +>>636264813 +the animation is so fucking bad +her head literally changes in size multiple times in the clip +classic case of shit MMO that tried to sell copies through a waifu instead of just making good gameplay +--- 636268181 +>>636267946 +>looking at her head +--- 636268262 +I miss her like you wouldn't believe +--- 636268276 +>>636264783 +Shitty grindathon endgame mostly. I heard they eventually fixed it but by then it was too late, everyone had already migrated back to their home MMOs +--- 636268356 +>>636264765 +>muh aiming + +yeah so difficult to aim a huge ass field on the ground, dumbfuck + +And if you mean pvp, then it was a clusterfuck of shit on the ground. I know you didn't get to try it so you're talking out of your ass, but please try not to be a retard next time. +--- 636268428 +>>636264783 +If people implemented fun great feeling mechanics, like the hoverboard, they got fired because they were outshining the senior staff. +--- 636268459 +>>636263806 (OP) +ugh, sex +--- 636268487 +>>636267946 +Its called squash and stretch +--- 636269193 +>>636268428 +Also the version control was supposedly such shit that it took 4 months to fix a bug, because everyone and everything had their own different build, the fixes had to be redone and rebuilt between different branches, everything had to go through the management to be approved and then the fix would get rolled back anyways in the next patch because that came from a branch that didn't have it and then it took 4 months to work it back through the system again. +--- 636270663 +>>636264765 +it was free for like 2 years before it shut down why didn't you try it +--- 636270665 +She didn't even look like that in-game for like years, until they revamped models. +--- 636272550 +>>636265174 +A valuable life lesson indeed! +--- 636272678 +>>636264765 +>can't handle aiming. +No one can handle aim when there is huge delay... +--- 636273886 +>>636263806 (OP) +Best discontinued MMO coming through. diff --git a/v/636263986.txt b/v/636263986.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d52b78c734a732c61de8ecc939565e752a31db1f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636263986.txt @@ -0,0 +1,245 @@ +----- +--- 636263986 +is my PC that bad or is it the emulator's fault? +--- 636264135 +Since you didn't list what build or what game or what settings, we can well assume you're technologically inept and thus it's your fault! +--- 636264184 +>>636264135 +I see people complaining about the emulator all the time here on /v/ so I'm assuming its the emulator, dipshit +--- 636264258 +>>636264135 +FPBP! And this comes from someone with 15y tech support history +--- 636264319 +>>636263986 (OP) +ffs just google "pcsx2 stutter" or something it's probably something in the settings you need to check or uncheck +--- 636264773 +>>636263986 (OP) +>is my PC that bad +How should I know? Post specs OP you fag. +--- 636264808 +>>636264258 +--- 636265732 +>hurr durr the emotion engine is hard to emulate +The PCSX2 devs are actually retarded, historically. +--- 636265840 +>hey guise i made the thread again! pcsx2 wors emuleitar amrite!! +--- 636265969 +>>636265732 +>>636265840 +I made this thread because I want to know if there's a better ps2 emulator for linux +--- 636266281 +>>636263986 (OP) +You shouldn’t be allowed to vote +--- 636266504 +>>636266281 +I don't vote because I'm not a /pol/nigger +fuck off +--- 636266586 +>>636265969 +Have you tried shoving a dildo up your ass? +It's about as useful as posting this without specs, version, or game titles. +--- 636266616 +>>636266586 +I don't care I'm not a nerd + +tell me if a better ps2 emulator exists +--- 636266671 +>>636263986 (OP) +i've tried mgs3 on aethersx2 and had 60fps with default settings +--- 636266697 +>>636266671 +ill try that then +--- 636266881 +>>636263986 (OP) +Did you download the latest nightly build? +--- 636266913 +>>636266881 +No I just did sudo apt install pcsx2 + +whats the difference +--- 636266961 +>>636263986 (OP) +>>636264184 +>>636265969 +The "stable" build that everyone downloads is old as fuck. Get the actual latest build, it's the best PS2 emulator there is. +--- 636267004 +>>636266961 +link me up +--- 636267014 +>>636266671 +I know OP is a huge faggot but sending him to br spyware is an overreaction +Just let him continue to fail to run an emulator that works on toasters +--- 636267052 +>>636266913 +Yeah, that explains it. Get the nightly AppImage from pcsx2.net. +--- 636267147 +>>636267004 +>>636267052 +Front page, can't miss it. +--- 636267194 +>>636267004 +Use google you lazy fuck +>>636266616 +>lol i dunno specs bro im not a nerd +Then why are you running linux you retard +--- 636267201 +>>636267052 +>>636267079 +>>636267147 +Why is it that whenever someone wants to be spoonfed I go out of my way to do everything possible to help the person but you niggers can't fucking copy and paste a link to me +--- 636267285 +>>636267201 +The link is literally in my post, dumbass. Why are you asking me to copy and paste when apparently you aren't willing to do it yourself. + +Go fuck yourself idiot. +--- 636267328 +>>636267285 +Copy and paste the link to the download you asshole, I'd do it if I were you, god damn +--- 636267430 +>>636267201 +Have you tried fucking yourself with a rake? +--- 636267443 +>>636267328 +It's on the front page you absolute fucking dipshit. +--- 636267492 +>>636267443 +LINK ME IT NIGGER IM LAZY + +WHENEVER PEOPLE ARE LIKE "OHH PLEASE LINK ME THE THING THING THING" I GO ON NYAA.SI LOOK IT UP AND GIVE IT TO THEM INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING THEM "DURR GO TO NYAA.SI AND GOOGLE IT" BECAUSE I'M NOT AUTISTIC AND NEED THE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX +--- 636267571 +>>636267492 +>Link it! +Nah +--- 636267605 +>>636267571 +>western garbage +no wonder you're a loser with no empathy +fuck off +--- 636267684 +>>636265969 +Sadly, no +--- 636267724 +>>636267605 +>Please help me +>No I won't give specs +>No I won't say what game +>Fuck you loser also spoonfeed plz +I take it back +You should use Aethersx2 +Make sure it's from a website that looks like it was written in google translate +--- 636267789 +Here OP +https://pcsx2.net/downloads/ +I feel you, sometimes there's a day where you just don't want to do stuff, It's the one on the right + +Have fun +--- 636267792 +>>636264184 +its the same fucking guy always crying about pcsx2 lmao +--- 636267830 +I tried playing some Beatmania IIDX with this piece of shit and no matter what settings I did the audio would always be delayed from the video +--- 636267885 +>>636267789 +NO GIVE ME A LINK TO THE FUCKING DOWNLOAD +--- 636267921 +>>636267724 +Cry about it retard, maybe be nice to people next time, If this website had names I'd make sure to never spoonfeed you ever again +>>636267789 +Thank yoooouuuuu!!! finally, a non-autistic person! I love you anon keep being nice +--- 636267971 +>>636267921 +In b4 he comes back in ten minutes screaming that it still slows down +--- 636267995 +>>636267492 +kys +--- 636268064 +>>636267885 +kys +--- 636268180 +>>636267921 +You're too fucking stupid to spoonfeed anyone. And people in this thread, including me were nicer than you deserved. +--- 636268236 +>>636268180 +Lol fuck yourself loser, I have been spoonfeeding people for ages, doujins, hentai, anime torrents and games + +you're a nigger and a loser for being a crybaby and not just linking me the stuff when I want it, go cry about it, you friendless freak +--- 636268303 +Judging from the new ui it looks like they got the guy who made duckstation to join the team. That's probably a good sign. +--- 636268378 +>>636268180 +>>636267014 +Idiots +Should have just let him fall for the BR virus +Thankfully OP is retarded and can't into configurations so the nightly won't help him at all +--- 636270854 +>>636263986 (OP) +I guarantee you've done something stupid. +My ancient 2600k runs most shit perfectly. +--- 636271271 +>>636263986 (OP) +If your install of PCSX2 actually looks like pic related, you are using a very old version. Try the nightly. +--- 636271446 +>>636263986 (OP) +works fine on my deck :^) +--- 636271706 +>>636267492 +You literally spent more time and effort typing that reply than it takes to...go to the front page. +--- 636271715 +>>636271271 +damn that might maybe be why DQVIII ran quite slow +--- 636271970 +>>636271715 +DQ8 has been at 100% for years +Your computer sucks +--- 636272479 +>>636271970 +Ah yes surely it is because of my PC. +Like it didn't run like ass it was playable but maybe i am just too used for 60 fps so it seemed like its slow. +--- 636272498 +>>636266671 +>had 60fps +The game is locked to 30 +--- 636272802 +>>636272498 +There is 60 fps patch. +--- 636272934 +>>636272479 +>Ah yes surely it is because of my PC +Yes. It is. +I played DQ8 at 60fps on a fucking 570 and a pentium over a decade ago +Your computer sucks +--- 636273003 +>>636272498 +Not on athersx2 +Go download it from the app store +--- 636273510 +>>636272934 +I got 1060 6GB and Ryzen 5 5600 +--- 636274240 +>>636273510 +Then you've massively fucked up your configuration and/or you're trying to render at 8k +--- 636274334 +>>636274240 +>>636273510 +That or you're using an unpatched iso locked at 30fps +--- 636274335 +>>636263986 (OP) +works on my machine +--- 636274529 +>>636274334 +I feel like thats propably it, i just downloaded a random iso i could find that didn't seem to be a virus. +--- 636274735 +>>636274529 +Many PS2 games are locked at 30fps, this can be circumvented with AR codes and patches for games that don't have physics tied to framerate +--- 636274994 +>>636267921 +>too lazy to even find a download +>thinks he's not going to be too lazy to put in the effort to get games running properly in the first place +lmao +--- 636275135 +Download PCSX2 latest github build and do the initial process of bios and config. Leave everything at default and use vulkan and judging by your experience don't go over 1x resolution. + +Please, if you want help giver us details of your specs and problems. +--- 636275187 +>>636263986 (OP) +It's not going to run well on your 15 year old favela craptop no matter what. diff --git a/v/636265008.txt b/v/636265008.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..994de3eb1ddc3d1a0464ab1b1919720ffaa39b4c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636265008.txt @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +----- +--- 636265616 +>>636265008 (OP) +no lol +--- 636265709 +I didn't mind putting them in the little controller dock they give you with the switch, it worked well enough. +--- 636268107 +>>636265709 +Yeah, that's what I thought of doing. Is it laggy, any problems eith the input? +>>636265616 +Why? +--- 636268169 +tendies bought a console without a controller lmao +--- 636268265 +>>636268107 +it's literally just a wii mote with a joystick on it. use a normal controller. +hell, use a fucking pro controller. +--- 636268294 +>>636268169 +Technically you get 2. +--- 636268435 +>>636265008 (OP) +I think they're pretty comfy. It's nice that you can just have your arms wherever. +--- 636268524 +>>636268265 +I mostly play with mouse and keyboard on pc, but I wanted to know if they're usable from time to time withouth buying a controller. +>>636268435 +I agree. +--- 636269619 +>>636265008 (OP) +playing wii games with them is pretty neat. +--- 636271467 +>>636265008 (OP) +Yeah why not +https://youtu.be/Cno_Ow9xlV8 [Embed] +--- 636271684 +>>636265008 (OP) +I like it better I can just rest my arms wherever I’d like. I have long limbs so I like my hands to be spread apart a bit +--- 636271786 +>>636265008 (OP) +>Should I use them as a controller? + +that's literally what they're made for +--- 636273502 +The joycons are unironically the most comfy controllers. I love that you can just put your hands wherever and lay in any position you want. +--- 636274767 +Just recently replaced the sticks on 2 of my joycons with hall effect ones. I've been tempted to go back to using them in the grip since then. +--- 636274992 +I don't used controllers, can someone explain to me why people are so autistic about preferring d-pads over buttons? +--- 636275012 +>>636265008 (OP) +What you should do, is sell that piece of shit and buy a Steam Deck - laptops are just for 3rd Worlders who can't afford a PC diff --git a/v/636265376.txt b/v/636265376.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c02d341551bcc0d38046d6063533b6d02e270a63 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636265376.txt @@ -0,0 +1,392 @@ +----- +--- 636265376 +>Old Zelda fans moved on to Fromsoft games. +>New Zelda games are made with Fortnite zoomers in mind. +It's an awful timeline indeed. +--- 636265542 +Absolutely the most retarded statement I have read on this board +--- 636265637 +>>636265542 +It's true though. +After the ToTK leaks, I'm more or less done with Zelda. The only exceptions will be remakes of some of the classic games from this point forward. +--- 636265760 +>>636265376 (OP) +It's over, lozbros.... +--- 636265820 +>>636265542 +It's a true statement. +True for me at least. And I made a thread a couple days ago where other people echoed my situation. +--- 636265856 +What the fuck is up with all these forced From vs Zelda threads recently? TORtanic trannies just can't cope with BOTW/Elden Ring being massively successful? Is this a raid? +--- 636266017 +>>636265376 (OP) +You could have said Ubisoft NPCs and be at least slightly less obvious. +--- 636266079 +>>636265376 (OP) +I'm playing older Zelda's I never played before. +I don't like souls games or modern Zelda. +--- 636266140 +>>636265856 +A lot of Fromsoft fans are old school Zelda fans. + +Hell, the most prominent e-celeb in the Souls community is literally named after a relatively obscure Zelda villain. +--- 636266360 +>>636266140 +I didn't realise there were any Dark Souls celebs, but I don't use YouTube or twitch or anything like that. +--- 636266835 +>>636266360 +If you've never heard of Vaati Vidya, then it's unlikely you've spent much time in the Fromsoft/Souls community. + +Not saying he's good or bad or anything, but he's extremely prominent. + +But that aside, I do feel confident in saying a lot of Souls fans are former Zelda fans. Like a sort of: +>Grew up with Zelda +>Zelda didn't grow up with me +>Moved onto Soulsborne +It's curious that the Zelda Cycle sorta stopped being a "thing" at around the time BotW came out, despite there being several fans unhappy with that game. My guess is that many people just got tired of complaining an the games feeling disappointed in one way or another, and moved onto a different franchise. + +I know that's certainly the case for me at least. Sometime after being let down by BotW I discovered Bloodborne and since then I largely stopped caring about Zelda. +--- 636266884 +>>636265542 +No, he's pretty correct. +--- 636266921 +>>636266835 +>If you've never heard of Vaati Vidya, then it's unlikely you've spent much time in the Fromsoft/Souls community. +True. I couldn't care less. +--- 636267106 +>>636265376 (OP) +pretty much + +>>636265542 +he's right, at least in my case +--- 636267205 +I always thought Dark Souls was more like Castlevania. +--- 636267313 +>>636265542 +Nah, I remember a thread a couples days ago talking about what games old school zelda fans should go to know that zelda was becoming a different game, and many of them recommended elden ring. +--- 636267384 +>>636265376 (OP) +Most tendies don't know what fromsoft is +--- 636267485 +From Soft is not a replacement for Zelda +--- 636267517 +>>636267205 +Bloodborne feels like the lovechild between Zelda and Castlevania. +--- 636267524 +>>636267205 +It is. Zelda lives rent free in fromdrones heads though +--- 636267529 +>>636267205 +That's what drew me to the series in the first place +Demon's Souls felt like a good 3D version of Castlevania +--- 636267543 +>>636267384 +Of course they do, it has an Amiibo +--- 636267598 +>>636267485 +Worked out alright for me. Hell, I guess you could say it's an upgrade. I always hated the excessive puzzle focus of Zelda and wished it went more combat focused. From more than delivered on that front. +--- 636267625 +>>636267517 +I don't see the Zelda very much, outside of the theme of knights. +--- 636267678 +>>636267524 +Because From fans are former Zelda fans. +--- 636267846 +>>636267678 +Seems completely stupid. +I understand leaving the series behind when slop like Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword went out. +I'm a from drone, and I started liking 3D Zelda with BOTW. +--- 636267909 +>>636267678 +lmao no +--- 636268091 +>>636266140 +Cool, you should go post in his twitch chat and never post here again. +--- 636268129 +>>636267625 +The combat is clearly an upgrade from OoT style combat except with a lot more nuance (Director even confirms OoT was the inspiration for it). + +Level design is clearly inspired from Zelda style dungeons. Hell, Raya Lucaria in Elden Ring feels lifted straight out of Zelda. Also, director cited LttP as an inspiration for the level design in Souls games, and also BotW was their inspiration for ER. + +Zelda's blood lives in the soul of the Souls games. It's not anything immediately obvious, but you can definitely notice it when playing it. Especially on a mechanical level. You're maybe not picking up on it cause you're focused more on aesthetic and mood, and Zelda is clearly more whimsical. But influences, heavy influences from OoT and LttP can definitely be felt. Castlevania can be very hard to pinpoint as the Pre-SotN Castlevanias are very very different from the post ones, and the post ones also have a lot of disparity between them, especially in the DS titles. I suppose there can be comparisons made cause of the RPG mechanics, but the RPG mechanics also feel incredibly tacked on in Castlevania, and they're definitely not an innovation created by that franchise. Like, there, those mechanics matter very little compared to how significant they are in Souls games, as last I checked, you can't have build variety in Castlevania. I'd say the RPG elements are actually more clearly taking from DnD directly, which should be obvious given the presence of actual Mind Flayers in DeS. +--- 636268219 +>>636267846 +It was a downward spiral for me, abd the straw that broke the camel's back was BotW. As someone who's actually beaten the NES games multiple times too, it feels like a slap to the face to copy paste Ubisoft and call it "going back to roots." +--- 636268241 +>>636267205 +I wonder why no one ever make the comparison to Ghosts 'n Goblins. They're both series whose entire shtick is difficulty and both are European medieval-fantasy themed. Never played a Souls game because I have no interest whatsoever in grimdark games or in particularly difficult games, but from afar, it looks more like Maximo "for adults" than some Zelda successor. +--- 636268268 +>>636268091 +Nigger, I've been coming here longer than you. Suck my dick. +--- 636268360 +>>636268241 +>wonder why no one ever make the comparison to Ghosts 'n Goblins. +Because you're focused on aesthetic and not mechanics. +>Never played a Souls game because I have no interest whatsoever in grimdark games +I get the feeling most people who deny the similarities between Souls and Zelda are in the exact same boat. +--- 636268503 +>>636266835 +who? +--- 636268602 +>>636268503 +The guy who makes all the Souls lore videos that get 10s of millions of views. +--- 636268643 +>>636265376 (OP) +>Old Zelda fans moved on to Fromsoft games. +We didn't. +--- 636268714 +>>636268643 +>We +--- 636268843 +>>636268714 +Yes, we. +--- 636268893 +>>636268843 +Prove it. +--- 636269045 +>>636265376 (OP) +OP, is... lets see... ah here it is: a faggot +You realise one franchise can exist amongst another, souls V zelda people are about as flatbrained as they come, if not for the Horizon V Zelda cattle. +--- 636269173 +>>636265856 +>What the fuck is up with all these forced From vs Zelda threads recently? +Anti-tendies always try to force wars because they want everyone to hate nintendo as much as they do. +I mean, they've been trying to force a war since Elden Ring came out. +--- 636269180 +>>636267205 +I always thought it was more like kingsfield. +Especially since it has literally nothing to do with castlevania you fucking kike. No castlevania-esc progression, which is what the series is known for. No one thought castlevania was known for its combat. Its combat is literally 1-attack button mashing with some jumping involved. Theres nothing souls about its combat and nothing castlevania about souls world. +--- 636269289 +shitposting about tears has been the most fun i've had in 6 months, bros +--- 636269984 +>>636269180 +isn't soul combat 1-attack burron mashing with some rolling involved? +--- 636270215 +>>636265376 (OP) +I like both and I've been a Zelda fan ever since I played the first one back in the 90's + +>>636267625 +There are tons of similarities. For example it has the same exp system as Zelda 2 and the Moonlight Greatsword is a very obvious homage to the Master Sword. +--- 636270576 +>>636269984 +No. + +There's at least 2 different attack buttons for each arm. +--- 636270619 +>>636270576 +Which nobody uses +--- 636270784 +>>636269984 +>isn't soul combat 1-attack burron mashing with some rolling involved? +No. In fact Souls games are one of those games like MonHun and Fighting games, where you need to use the claw grip cause there's so many buttons you gotta constantly press. +--- 636270843 +>>636270619 +>Which nobody uses +You literally will not get past the first boss in any game if you're not effectively using all your attacks. +--- 636270897 +>>636270843 +completely wrong, you can beat any boss with dodges and R1. +--- 636271041 +>>636270897 +YOU can't. You most definitely can't. In fact, most people can't. There's a couple people who've mastered the game who can do that, but they're the exception not the rule. 99.999% of players will be using every button on the controller throughout their playthrough, +--- 636271092 +>>636265376 (OP) +BOTW is dogshit betrayal of the fanbase but Fromshit is literally nothing like Zelda and insulting to the series in its own way. +--- 636271231 +>>636265542 +yup pretty accurate to me . not for what good nuzelda has . but for what it takes away while doing "new". +--- 636271325 +>>636268241 +GnG is closer to a mega man like run and gun than a melee action game like Castlevania. +Arthur is nearly all projectile. Belmonts are limited mobility melee fighters with rather big recovery on their regular attacks who have to bait out enemy moves. +In that specific regard souls games are way more 3D castlevania than anything else. +--- 636271361 +>>636270843 +>You literally will not get past the first boss in any game if you're not effectively using all your attacks. +lol +--- 636271368 +>>636265376 (OP) +>Old Zelda fans moved on to Fromsoft games +Not seeing a correlation between Zelda and Armored Core +--- 636271373 +>>636271041 +My fucking ex beat Dark Souls 3 with rolls, L1 and R1, no invocs, and never played with a controller before. + +So yes, not only it is possible, it's also the most efficient way to do so +--- 636271380 +>>636265542 +she is right doe +--- 636271413 +>>636268129 +Ah yes I remember when OoT was clunky dogshit. +--- 636271494 +>>636265542 +This board is filled to the brim with literal retards, zoomers, and redditors in disguise wanting to have an adrenaline rush away from their hugboxes. +--- 636271502 +>>636271361 +Prove me wrong. Show me a clip of YOU beating the first boss in a Souls game using only R1 and Roll. + +Go on.... + +No healing, no critical hits, no switching weapons, no heavy attacks, no magic, no gun in Bloodborne's case, Just R1 and Roll. Go ahead. +--- 636271545 +>>636271502 +actually lmao +--- 636271664 +>>636271502 +Nice bait +--- 636271770 +>>636271545 +>>636271664 +Waiting for that clip. +--- 636271846 +>>636271770 +enjoy your time waiting then +--- 636271882 +>>636271770 +When you start as a warrior, the only thing in your list you also have are heavy attacks, and heavy attacks are useless in Dark Souls. +So the most effective way to beat the asylum demon is with rolls and R1s +--- 636271921 +>>636265542 +Zelda is dead. +--- 636272006 +>>636265376 (OP) +I'm an older Zelda fan than 90% of you zoomer OoT children, and I like both. BotW and TotK are more claasic Zelda than anything since ALttP. +--- 636272020 +>>636271921 +Long live Zelda. +--- 636272116 +>>636272006 +now THAT is mental illness. +--- 636272180 +>>636271041 +It's genuinely easier to stack str and vit and just roll and spam r1 during openings than any other method of play. +--- 636272259 +>>636268643 +We did. You're a contrarian +--- 636272267 +>>636272116 +You quoted the wrong post. I'll help you out. You meant to quote >>636272116 +--- 636272301 +>>636272259 +Considering the popularity of BOTW, you are the contrarian, anon. +--- 636272319 +>>636272259 +We most certainly didn't, you were never a zelda fan. +--- 636272362 +>>636265376 (OP) +old zelda fans moved on to getting a life. +--- 636272440 +>>636268129 +Raya Lucaria is total shit. Why Elden Ring are so so SO retard? +--- 636272689 +>>636266140 +>>636266835 +>e-celebs being a measure of anything +can you please stop with this nonsense and get back to talking about the actual video games instead? +fucking vidya influencer timeline is so retarded I can't even put words to it. +--- 636272746 +>>636272267 +meds +--- 636272769 +>>636272180 +Good luck with Elden Ring then. Have fun. +--- 636272856 +>>636267678 +Nope. Stop projecting +--- 636272871 +>>636272301 +Majority of those BOTW "fans" weren't even alive during N64 era, let alone SNES and NES ones. +--- 636272887 +>>636265376 (OP) +>old Zelda fans moved to a series that have no dungeons or puzzles +they're good games but I doubt +--- 636272993 +>>636272887 +yeah AT BEST it would be spergs completely focused on Zelda1, which was just beating up mooks and hitting walls like in a souls game, but something makes me believe that someone this fixated on Z1 would not enjoy any modern game in the first place. +--- 636273171 +>>636272871 +You weren't either. +--- 636273186 +>>636269984 +basically +--- 636273209 +>>636272301 +Elden Ring has sold almost the same amount as BotW in a fraction of the time +Elden Ring was much bigger +--- 636273242 +>>636271041 +you vastly overestimate how difficult these games are anon +--- 636273269 +>>636273209 +It doesn't have as much legs tho +It won't pass BOTW +--- 636273490 +>>636273242 +I think that moreso proves that kid's perseverance and skill rather than the difficulty of the game. Bloodborne is GENUINELY difficult, especially the DLC. Good on him. + +Shame on you for trying to shitpost with a wholesome post. +--- 636273494 +>>636265376 (OP) +GOOD! F * C K OOTrannies, nintendo will never make OOT garbage again, best u get is a 3DS remake. COPE and DILATE, Zelda was always ment to be open world! +--- 636273561 +>>636273269 +It's literally getting DLC this year. You're going to be eating those words. +--- 636273805 +>>636273490 +>trying to shitpost +I didn't know that saying kids could beat a game is shitposting +--- 636273842 +>>636273561 +>It's literally getting DLC this year. +so is botw :^) +check8 atheists +--- 636273914 +>>636273561 +I don't think it will pass BOTW either way. +Which is impressive for BOTW, as it's only playable on switch, while you can buy Elden Ring on playstation, PC and Xbox +--- 636274181 +>>636268602 +I don't care about that shit. I care about the game. +--- 636274263 +>>636273914 +It's not really that impressive when you consider that it's got less competition to contend with. Nintendo fans/Switch owners will almost inevitably buy it. Whereas multiplat games have to fight for attention. + +I think across the board, Nintendo exclusives tend to sell a lot better than many multiplat games. + +The fact that ER did so well inspite of it's difficulty is what's impressive. +--- 636274407 +>>636274263 +Still one plateform Vs three. +--- 636274462 +>>636273209 +it's on multiple platforms tho +--- 636274586 +>>636265542 +hes not wrong tho +t. grew up with oot and mm now playing mostly souls and not interested in totk +--- 636274601 +>>636274407 +Yes and? I think you're missing the point. It being exclusive works to the advantage of Nintendo games as Switch owners will always buy major first party games. That's the whole point of buying a Nintendo console. So BotW's success is largely due to the success of the Switch. The better that base console sales, the more the first party titles inevitably sell. Also, BotW is on two platforms not one. It released on the WiiU as well. +--- 636274660 +>>636265376 (OP) +Old Zelda fans play both, new Zelda fans whine about not getting another OoT clone, and zoomers are too busy with Fortnite to give a shit about any of this +--- 636274670 +>>636274462 +And so is BotW. +--- 636274679 +>>636274586 +>played two games in the series +>I-I'm the biggest fan believe me +kek +--- 636274753 +>>636274670 +botw sold 30 million on the switch alome anon +--- 636274759 +>>636274660 +>new Zelda fans +>whine about not getting another OoT clone +Anon, 2003 was 20 years ago... +--- 636275000 +>>636265542 +He is right, I grew up with zelda and played all the games until wii, then with skyward sword I said "fuck this shit", gave a try to from software and I'm here again, I won't allow nintendo milking my money through nostalgia putting one or two songs from the past games but making everything else childish and animeish to appeal zoomers. diff --git a/v/636265734.txt b/v/636265734.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5eacee4393fd5d602a1e7adfa6b0e195b38e9540 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636265734.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1096 @@ +----- +--- 636265734 +Play her game, bros...! +--- 636265876 +Camcam is a miracle of the universe and the perfect wife. +--- 636265986 +>>636265734 (OP) +i keep seeing her in wrath of the righteous videos she looks cute. I just bought the base game +--- 636266038 +>>636265734 (OP) +Quite literally the worst character in the game, and that is quite an accomplishment. +--- 636266420 +>>636265734 (OP) +WRPGshills trying to copy gacha waifufags is really pathetic to see +--- 636266496 +>>636265734 (OP) +The second I found out what her fucking deal was I killed her +--- 636266503 +>>636266420 +gachas can't even be considered games, go blow more money on rolls you gambling addict +--- 636267245 +>>636266038 +>Quite literally the best character in the game +fix +--- 636267379 +>>636265734 (OP) +She dies every playthrough in that abandoned house +anyone who thinks she's suitable for any sort of relationship is a fucking retarded degenerate +--- 636267656 +post portraits +--- 636267932 +>>636267656 +--- 636268379 +>>636267379 +With Pathfinder removing alignment what happens to Aeons? +--- 636268463 +>>636265734 (OP) +'am on the 'log +--- 636268652 +>>636268379 +>removing alignment +w-what +--- 636268701 +post cam +--- 636268715 +>>636268652 +Pathfinder 2e remaster is removing alignment entirely. + +no more good/lawful/evil/chaotic +--- 636268763 +>>636267379 +based. Bitch always gets either a bolt of justice, demon ray or an instrument of freedom of death in my game. imagine taking her after she canonically cuck you. +--- 636268882 +>>636265734 (OP) +elfs are to be genocided +--- 636268896 +>>636268715 +LAWS OF UNIVERSE remains a concept even if alignment does not, I guess? +So what happens to smites, Holy, axiomatic etc? +--- 636268956 +>>636268715 +>its true +>Alignment is a cornerstone of the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game. In its most useful form, alignment is a shorthand to help players learn more about their characters' personalities. But sometimes you may want to play in a world where there is no absolute good and evil. Perhaps the only lord willing to send troops to aid the PCs' fight against an undead horde is an oppressive dictator who will use the situation to further his own power and oppress his subjects—but without his help, everyone will die. Or the PCs must face an infernal foe, but the only available way to take him down is to imbue themselves with demonic power. +That's a completely retarded fucking reasoning and alignment doesn't have anything to do with it, sometimes you're just put against non black-and-white choices and you have to act accordingly to your character, you can reasonably explain the choice you make with any alignment +I see paizo is just as fucking retarded as wotc +--- 636268984 +recently beat kingmaker with romancing nyrissa + +do i wait for dlc to play wotr or bite the bullet and experience it now +--- 636268987 +most perfect little angel +--- 636269069 +>>636268984 +just play it, the DLCs are shit +ulbrig is fine as a companion, outside of that DLCs suck +--- 636269086 +>>636268984 +Do you have shit to play for 5 months or so? +>>636269069 +Standalone midnight isles are good +--- 636269118 +>>636268984 +>do i wait for dlc to play wotr or bite the bullet and experience it now +the citadel dlc? it won't be out until after august. so play it now i guess +--- 636269149 +>>636265734 (OP) +--- 636269235 +>>636265734 (OP) +Made for lich bone +--- 636269249 +>>636268763 +>she canonically cuck you + +What +--- 636269287 +>>636265734 (OP) +I love cammy, I love killing her in one shot with my mighty blow of good +--- 636269301 +>>636269249 +that happens to trannoids who pick a female mc +--- 636269337 +>>636269249 +leaves and cucks you because she want to kill you, she will again start randomly fucking strangers and killing them again +--- 636269379 +>>636266420 +Russian games aren't western +--- 636269390 +>>636268987 +She never swears until that scene. You really pissed her off. +--- 636269473 +So, do you think mom would approve Camelia as my GF or not? +--- 636269535 +>>636269473 +Not your mom, and no. +--- 636269570 +>>636269473 +no, she would call you an idiot. +--- 636269603 +I installed the mod +I WILL fix her +--- 636269623 +>>636269473 +absolutely yes +--- 636269670 +>>636269535 +>Not your mom +But she is... Or, at least, will be. +--- 636269676 +>>636268715 +Good. Alignment has always sucked. +--- 636269684 +nu-/v/ will complain about women liking bad boys and then wank themselves into a coma over this cartoonishly evil character +--- 636269686 +>>636267656 +thank god for custom companions, replacing Nenio with a sage sorcerer was the best choice +--- 636269701 +I like the other cannibal psychopath better +she does way more damage, at least after the elemental barrage nerf +--- 636269709 +>>636269558 +>Camcam mixed with oglaf +That's that good shit. +--- 636269720 +>>636269473 +No. +She would have killed Cam,if I hadn't killed Cam first. +--- 636269781 +>>636269684 +>3d women +Bitch, please +--- 636269798 +>>636269473 +no. she would want you to breed the succ she can have Angel/azata alu-fiends as grand-kids +--- 636269808 +>>636269684 +She isn't cartoonishly evil +She actually tries to hide it +She does piss poor job at it, but theres nothing big that they can grab on to to pin her down for +--- 636269814 +Meh. The spidercat monstergirl is much cuter, and she actually loves you unlike that cucking whore +--- 636269847 +>>636269684 +nu-/v/ falls for the shitty uguu waifubait tranime character +--- 636269850 +>>636269720 +I think that after all these years inside demon society Areelu would never care about Cam being a psychopath. +--- 636269885 +Doing a fighter legend playthrough +Which wife would be most suitable? +--- 636269906 +>>636269885 +the one and only +--- 636269938 +>>636269473 +Mom wouldn't approve anyone, least of all a dumb spoiled brat that not even Nenio considers worthy of atention. Closest would be Galfrey or CG Arue for scientific purposes. +--- 636269942 +>>636269814 +>spidercat +Bitch is insane and unstable. Even compared to Camelia. +--- 636269950 +>>636269814 +>go to wintersun +>she tells you right in your face that she wants to fuck that village chief +wendufags are literal cucks +--- 636270006 +>>636269885 +best girl of course. +--- 636270036 +>>636269885 +>fighter legend playthrough +Legend is for insecure faggots who hate their mothers. +--- 636270038 +>>636268715 +>echoing one of the widely unpopular changes from 4e, the thing that caused the 3.X schism in the first place +honestly dunno why they keep doing this shit trying to reinvent the wheel +might as well make another system in the first place +--- 636270054 +>>636269814 +I dont get why telling her she was nothing before killing her was an evil action... +--- 636270059 +I bought this game because of Mandalore's video but it's so fucking boring and weirdly hard. Every big fight I need to retry like 5 times. is it just badly balanced? I'm playing on hard, not even on unfair. +--- 636270069 +>>636265734 (OP) +Why is /v/ so obsessed with girls? +ARe you a bunch of closet trannies? +--- 636270074 +>>636269950 +You all are, all the waifus are bottom of the barrel tier. The most uncucked way to play Wrath of the Trannies is to not romance anyone and imagining a romance with Ember happens off screen. +--- 636270095 +>>636269950 +>romancing Wendu +>see this +>instantly regret ever choosing her over Lann +--- 636270128 +>>636270059 +Do not fucking play this game on Hard for your first playthrough. Play on Normal. +--- 636270129 +>>636270059 +Part of the game system. You simply must accept it. +--- 636270153 +>>636269942 +>>636269950 + +I can fix her unlike the elf whore who just uses you +--- 636270154 +>>636270059 +>e-celeb mong +>wtf i played the game on hard and it's hard +Laffin +--- 636270162 +>>636270054 +you destroy her shitty delusions about being powerful by being eating human flesh. +--- 636270164 +>>636270036 +Shut up faggot +I want my 40 bab +--- 636270197 +>>636270059 +>I bought this game because of youtuber man +this fucking board lmao +--- 636270216 +>>636270069 +I am obsessed with this beautiful and intelligent woman, not some girl. +--- 636270250 +>>636270128 +>>636270129 +>>636270154 +>>636270197 +heh, trolled. +--- 636270281 +>>636270250 +>i-i was only pretending +--- 636270282 +>>636270216 +I wonder what the granny who voiced her thinks about this +--- 636270291 +>>636269473 +she would Approve of Arue i guess, she even praises her and wants to experiment on her. but not Cam or Wenduag tho. +--- 636270314 +>>636270074 +>he doesn't have the mod +LOL +--- 636270328 +>>636269814 +Based +--- 636270360 +>>636270059 +Hard expects you to know exactly what you are doing with you character and yo know how to use it +Even core will kick your ass if you don't use everything at you disposal +So if you don't know much about pathfinder system start on normal +--- 636270375 +>>636270095 +I don't know why they had to ruin an otherwise perfect character with this constant shit. +Her quests broke for me halfway through and I'm kind of glad. +--- 636270419 +>>636270162 +But surely bringing her to reality from delusion is a good action? +--- 636270431 +>>636270282 +She is flattered and simply must voice Areelu more for us. I would like an animated show based on WoTR story. +--- 636270437 +>'last gift of brilliant mind" quest +>most enemies have an AR in the 40s +>require a 20 on every attack roll +it ruined the game for me if every enemy has this much defense mid to lategame. how do I deal with high AR? +--- 636270463 +>>636269950 +>>636270095 +my beautiful beautiful hotwife wendu... +--- 636270512 +>>636265734 (OP) +11 +0 STR +21 +5 DEX +20 +5 WIS +What the fuck is this? +Dexfag? +Bet she uses a dagger or shortsword too. +--- 636270516 +>>636270437 +You mean AC? +Having a way to touch or flat footed is mandatory. +--- 636270527 +>>636270437 +>quest +For starter's it's AC. +Secondly, 40 AC is not as high as you think it is. I bet you do not utilize half the buffs and debuffs avaialble to you +Finally, this area is better tackled as one of the last things you do in Act 3. +--- 636270534 +>>636270437 +Brilliant energy will bypass their armor. Touch attacks also work. Learn how to play already. +--- 636270550 +>>636270463 +She has like 7 charisma my dude +She is anything but pretty +--- 636270578 +>>636269950 +>>636270095 +>Octavia romance involves her hitting random dudes throughout the game. +>Eventually she admits she never actually intended to fuck any of them and was just throwing shit tests at you because she's got trust issues, actually wants a stable relationship and from then on you never see any of the other moments. +>People treat Octavia like the worst companion there's ever been. +>Wenduag romance has her constantly hitting on other men. +>She actually fully intends to fuck them and often even get pregnant from them, you can't talk her out of it and these events keep happening no matter how deep into her romance you go. +>Wenduag gets defended to the death. + +I don't get it. +--- 636270594 +>>636270512 +Rapier. +You either have her learn fencing grace or pick mythic finesse +--- 636270595 +>>636270437 +>it ruined the game for me if every enemy has this much defense mid to lategame +That's just how Pathfinder/3.5 works in the lategame. +--- 636270614 +>>636270419 +she has the mind of a child, better to just send her to Pharasma thinking she is some big strong warrior than break her illusion and let her regret her action +--- 636270634 +>>636270437 +touch attacks +thats all i can say +--- 636270639 +>>636270512 +Rapier +Bug I do know a single person who just didn't gave her a crossbow and then never used it because she can spam hexes +--- 636270648 +>>636270550 +Charisma = Appearance is the stupidest fucking meme to come out of d&dtards +--- 636270658 +>>636270550 +In the original module, mom is the only beautiful one beside Nocti. +--- 636270747 +>>636270648 +Whats the deal with sorcs having charisma. +It kinda makes sense if charisma is some complex idea of human intuition which kind of makes sense because charisma itself is a product of intuiting human relations. +--- 636270783 +>>636270054 +It honestly isn't, and the best reason I can point to concerning that is that it's to identify which action you need to take to spare her life. If you break her down and then tell her to fuck off, that's the key for her to survive to act V and return as a companion for the end of the game. It's the same thing as vice versa. The choices to get Lann to survive if he's the one you're confronting in act III aren't really lawful but they point to his survival I suppose. +--- 636270803 +>>636270648 +sorry but those are the rule anon, take it up too Paizo if you hate it so much +--- 636270810 +>>636270648 +They aren't the same but to say that they aren't linked is retarded +And she is a fucking mutant my man, so its pretty safe to as that her charisma is shit because she I'd physically hideous +--- 636270946 +>>636270783 +>spoiler +i am pretty sure i told her fuck off and how useless she was. but in Act 4 Lann still punched her to death and won +--- 636270981 +>>636270054 +Because rubbing it in someone's face when you're about to kill them is evil. +--- 636270986 +>>636270578 +Because Wendy says dumb shit like this during non camp banter and other such things and it's never serious. She's fucking with you. If you wanna point to a similar situation it would be her bringing up Hosilla BDSMing her right after the first time you fuck her. +Also +>fully intends to fuck them +Making a lot of assumptions. +--- 636271037 +>>636270594 +>>636270639 +That's somehow even worse than a shortsword. +Imagine trying to hurt a large monster with THIS. +--- 636271094 +>>636270986 +>assumptions +Yes-yes, just assumptions. She would totally NOT fuck Daeran at first opportunity. +--- 636271097 +>>636270946 +That shouldn't be the case, but it's been a long while since I've played the game and I can't be sure. I know there's a way in both situations for both Lann and Wendy to live but the only way that works if it the one you rejected in act V gets rejected again in act III +--- 636271107 +>>636271037 +awell time stab can kill anything. but i agree, she should have a Estoc +--- 636271129 +>>636271037 +Why? +It pokes +Spears also pokes +--- 636271184 +>The ultimate battle +>Everyone rallying together, old enemy nations become friends temporary, together on a holy crusader +>Angels versus demons +>Stakes the biggest they've ever been +>You, the commander of it all +>Zacharius: Yo bro, you shouldn't expend so much time on your cute little hobby, none of this matters, the worthy of this little game will become good slaves as undead +God I love Lich so much. +--- 636271187 +>>636270986 +Unlike Octavia who indeed does admit to it and once she does she never does it again, Wenduag never once says she's not serious and doesn't stop once you're together. +--- 636271221 +>>636271037 +18-20 crit range +--- 636271248 +>>636270578 +Octavia hits on other man because she's a whore +Wenduag because she's obsessed with strength due to her upbring and wants to have strong offsprings. +Even the act of romancing Octavia means she's cucking Regongar meanwhile Wenduag swears eternal loyalty to you when you fully romance her +--- 636271276 +>>636271094 +She really wouldn't. +Also of note, camp banter is not conditional of story progression. The same banter happens regardless of when it happens. +For example Wendy and Lann if they're in the same party in act V act the same as in act III. +--- 636271308 +Druid has the most retarded archetypes of any class. +You either lose animal companion or shapeshifting, the two most defining traits of the class. The only ones that don't are defender of the true world which makes zero sense in this campaign, feyspeaker which messes up your shapeshifting and makes you use CHA for shit, and primal which is a joke since enlarge person doesn't work while shapeshifted. +Sylvan Sorcerer is a better Druid than fucking Druids are. +--- 636271332 +>>636265734 (OP) +Im trying to get through upper abyss town but god its so boooooring. Whoever thought shifting landscape is a good idea needs to be shot +--- 636271339 +>>636271129 +A spear has a lot more stabbing power than this. +--- 636271345 +>>636271248 +>Octavia hits on other man because she's a whore +You didn't read what the game says and you didn't read what my post said, so what the fuck are you doing responding like you know what you're talking about? +--- 636271370 +i finished wotr without knowing that prestige classes exist, why does the game not fucking tell you about them FUCK +and yes i know regill is a hellknight but i didnt realize that theres also prestige classes for other classes i thought it was like a special thing or something i dont know +--- 636271396 +Octavia would be a top tier waifu if she didn't came with the package of impulsive killer orc +But I gotta say she is very useful in pnp version of kingmaker because if you need to something away from you team she will always help you with the spell or two +--- 636271397 +>>636271187 +People just cannot accept Octi because she fucked Reg in the past. Wenduag fucking everything that moves, even Lan, is ignored for some reason. +--- 636271414 +>>636271345 +Cope +--- 636271450 +>>636271187 +Camp banter doesn't change from act to act. +--- 636271453 +Play HER game, she's the best romance. +--- 636271475 +>>636271450 +It does a bit +--- 636271478 +>>636271414 +You're literally burying your head in the sand about what the games actually state, the only one deep in copium is you. + +>>636271397 +I get that people don't want Octavia because of Regongar, but I really don't get the double standard between these two characters. +--- 636271489 +what does mythic Succubus milk taste like? +--- 636271540 +>>636271450 +It does. +--- 636271590 +>>636271489 +As ambrosia. Because that what succubi do. Even her piss would taste divine, if you're into such things. +--- 636271593 +>>636271475 +I have not seen it change and it's frankly one of the complaints I had with the game. +Another example Camellia and Arue keep the same conversations regardless of Arue's questline. +>>636271540 +Can you give an example? +--- 636271596 +>>636271478 +>double standard +One is an open polygamy or whatever its called +The other one just talking or past relationships +--- 636271643 +>>636267656 +Air Elemental Eldritch Scion +--- 636271648 +>>636271478 +Wanting to fuck other man for sexual pleasure = whore +Wanting to fuck other man for eugenic reasons + you can fix her = not whore +--- 636271650 +>>636271450 +it does. i remember sosiel saying how honest and true Fulsome queen is compared to other demons and redeemed Arue calls her a foolish idiot that will get eaten one day by a stronger demon. +--- 636271692 +>>636271593 +Kenabres has unique banter +If you taint arue it changes +Nieno before and after furryfication +--- 636271709 +>>636271489 +Meh, too much of a mary sue for my taste +--- 636271757 +>>636271596 +>The other one just talking +It's "just" talking because everyone keeps rejecting her. + +>>636271648 +Is that what you'll tell yourself when Wenduag bears another man's child? The he was just trying to fix her for you? And "I can fix her" also applies to Octavia considering the only reason she slutted around is that she was a sex slave. +--- 636271768 +>>636271593 +Heck, even Kingmaker had changing camp banter. +Like different dialogue for tristian before and after chapter 4. +In the files, you even have camp banter if amiri or non nok take spellcaster classes +--- 636271803 +>>636271648 +You give Wendu too much credit. She openly speaks about how she loves kinky sex for pleasure alone. +--- 636271807 +>>636271650 +That's fair, but that seems like a story conditional banter. +The ones that are triggered if there isn't a story one never change. Lann and Wendy are always at each other's throats even if you got them both alive through Savamelekh's final fight, Arue and Camellia always have those back and forths with Camellia trying to get gruesome details out of Arue, and so on. And those don't change dependent on their quest progression. +--- 636271810 +>>636271590 +yeah but's just Normal succubus. what would a ascended succubus with lvl 10 mythic powers(comparable to a nescant demon lord) milk taste like? +--- 636271870 +>>636271757 +It's still not the same as +>here's a fucking orc that I'm fucking, say hello +While he himself desperately tries to fuck you too +--- 636271959 +>>636271648 +>you can fix her +lel +lmeo +--- 636271965 +>>636271870 +I still respect more someone who already had a partner when I met them than someone who keeps trying to fuck other dudes while she's supposed to be my partner. +--- 636271986 +>>636271810 +That would be the most unique milk in Pathfinder universe. Well, at least until Nocti leaves the Abyss. +--- 636272009 +>>636271596 +Her open relationship with Regongar is a sham that she mostly maintains since he's the only person she was close to most of her life and it's literally up to you if you can fix it or break them up. +I agree that people seem harsher on her than the others for less. +--- 636272051 +>>636271248 +>the act of romancing Octavia means she's cucking Regongar +you did it wrong +--- 636272071 +>>636271757 +>Is that what you'll tell yourself when Wenduag bears another man's child? The he was just trying to fix her for you? +That never happens in the game meanwhile Octavia is fucking the black half-orc while dating you. Keep coping kid +--- 636272075 +>>636272009 +Yeah but that still means you have to be in an open relationship +And no one wants that +--- 636272082 +>>636272051 +You realize you have to actively pursue both for this to happen, right? +--- 636272119 +>>636272075 +You don't have to. Just don't support their relationship and it falls apart on it's own. +--- 636272148 +Question. +I see Wenduag talks about breeding but are you actually able to impregnate anyone in this game? If not, I'm learning how to mod and would commit to making a pregnancy feature. +--- 636272154 +>>636272071 +>Octavia is fucking the black half-orc +Play a game before talking shit. They break up almost immediately if your baron is not into threesomes. +--- 636272175 +Kill yourself Darker +--- 636272198 +>>636272119 +To affect their relationships you have to be involved in it +Otherwise it doesn't even give you an option to do so +--- 636272201 +>>636268956 +FUCK ALIGNMENT hate this rail road shit in any form. What if my roleplay is a stoic soldier with a soft spot for children? NAH SORRY LITTLE TIMMY, LORD AAYS YOU GOTTA DIE AND IM LAWFUL. YOU DID STEAL THAT PRICELESS BROACH, AFTERALL + +If people don't behave like that, don't make it so. Maybe for specific enemies but fuckt hat shit outa my role play. +--- 636272202 +>>636271810 +Elysium itself. it would be like casting Rejuvenating poem on yourself because Arue milk has unique Azatan properties now +--- 636272206 +>>636265734 (OP) +This necklace that hide alignments is kind of sketchy though +--- 636272210 +>>636268715 +>>636268956 +>>636268896 +>>636269676 +>>636270038 + + +The real reason they're removing alignments and ability scores is because they're making their own Open License system. Basically, they have to differ enough from D&D to protect themselves from Hasbro and their Infinite Lawsuits ability. +--- 636272225 +>>636271692 +All of those are determined by story beats. +And Arue being evil makes her a different character so different banter flags. +I ran the game 5 times. +Heck it should be testable. Act V save and try having, Camellia and Arue in the same party after doing Arue's quest +--- 636272261 +>>636272148 +No. For some reason Owlcat is opposed to any endings where your character has offspring. +--- 636272265 +>>636272154 +>baron is not into threesomes. +Only with goats +And maybe nymphs +--- 636272286 +Wenduag may swear eternal loyalty but she is still a disgusting spider abomination that deserves the rope along with her mongrel kin. +--- 636272289 +>>636272210 +Oh yeah, that retarded opengl thing. +Are alignments something hasbro can actually go after of? Bummber +--- 636272312 +>165 posts +>46 IPs +yep it's mentally ill biodrone time again +--- 636272324 +>>636272261 +Goats give you like 7 babies my man +--- 636272339 +>>636272265 +Is threesome with identical twins even considered a real threesome? +--- 636272347 +>>636272261 +Weird. Gay sex, cannibalism, whoresmanship, murder etc. is all okay but healthy biological baby-making is taboo? Guess I'll be making that mod then. +--- 636272348 +>>636272312 +Why are 4 posts per poster bad? +--- 636272350 +>>636268715 +Oh thank fucking god. +--- 636272389 +>>636272339 +Before splitting no +After yes +--- 636272402 +>>636272324 +No they don't, the ending says nothing at all about kids. If I remember right, it just talks about how Kanerah is a socialite and Kalikke likes to spend time in the garden making poems. There is no mention about kids. +--- 636272412 +>>636272051 +cringe +--- 636272443 +>>636265734 (OP) +>>636265876 +Discount, and far worse, Xhoti from PoE II: Deadfire. +--- 636272471 +>>636272261 +Owlkeks are just retarded. +--- 636272481 +>>636270578 +Octavia has a REALLY ugly face. +--- 636272486 +>>636272148 +Unfortunately no. +Fun fact, any kids with Wendy would look normal since what makes them mongrels is the curse, it's not genetic or anything. Since the curse is lifted, theoretically, they'll have regular kids now. +--- 636272504 +>>636265734 (OP) +perfect... to be thrown into a wood-chipper at the earliest opportunity +--- 636272528 +>>636272412 +The game provides a multiple options, at least. Apart from the most important one - Linzi romance. +--- 636272537 +>>636270437 +So let's say 45 AC. And let's say level 12. +Without buffs by that point my halfling is going to have like ++1 from size ++~8 DEX ++~3 weapon ++11 BAB ++1 mounted ++4 from flank ++2 rage ++3 accurate stance ++1 weapon focus ++1 haste ++2 heroism ++1 bless +-3 piranha strike +That's +35 without thinking too hard, could be raised to +38 without piranha, that's at least 55% to hit, and Debilitating Injury is going to drop their AC by 2, plus whatever other penalties the enemies are going to have from hexes, spells, or whatever. +--- 636272552 +>>636272201 +Yeah some of the alignment choices can feel very retarded, specially the lawful ones which are just murdering everyone for anything. +Nothing is stopping you from just not picking the ones you disagree with, you don't have to be the perfect paragon of law, good or evil if you don't want to. +--- 636272578 +>>636272051 +>the shittier threesome ending in kingmaker +--- 636272586 +>>636272443 +Ugly gypsy. +--- 636272595 +I was going to buy this game, but now I don't know because I'm seeing multiple DLC bundles for $700+ and 538 pages worth of DLC. What the fuck? +--- 636272624 +>>636271370 +Is your scoll wheel broken anon? +--- 636272647 +>>636272339 +Fucking finally. All the art for these two makes them look like they have bone cancer instead of being cute. +--- 636272680 +>>636272595 +You don't need any of the DLCs +--- 636272681 +>>636265734 (OP) +I NEED her, my wife. +--- 636272691 +>>636270216 +based and mommypilled. she is the sexiest woman in the game +--- 636272698 +>>636271907 +Love my schizo wife +--- 636272702 +>>636272578 +love me twins. there romance my have not been that good and endearing like Arue but goddamn does their accent and horns make my dick hard +--- 636272706 +>>636272552 +>>636272201 +The cosmology of the setting has those alignments baked into them, though. I have no idea how they're going to go about that. + +>>636272578 +At least the three-way relationship with Octavia and Regongar can be initiated early. With Kalikke and Kanerah it's 90% into the game, and amounts to a single conversation and an ending slide. +Not to mention that Kalikke is clearly an afterthought. She has less than half the interactions Kanerah has. +--- 636272738 +>>636272537 +>without buffs +Oh I was meaning to make this without buffs originally and forgot. Still that's only +4 from spells. +--- 636272745 +>>636272486 +I'm not sure about that one +Sure mutations will stop but the damage already was done and we can't say for how the curse worked +--- 636272805 +>>636272595 +>get the game as a gift along with the season pass +>all the DLC during the first year was shit +>the DLC with the actual new companion + class now requires being bought. +I honestly feel a bit jewed. +--- 636272853 +>>636272745 +We know for a fact at least they wont die young anymore. +--- 636272857 +>>636272595 +Only DLC that makes the core experience better is probably the new character. I heard he integrates well with the base game. Plus if you want, the roguelite thing is good to test builds on but seems to give OP gear at that story point. +--- 636272859 +>>636270437 +This quest is just horse shit, that's all there is to it. You can do it later or you can just suffer through it now. +Anyway, it's an outlier because it unlocks when you aren't ready for it. There's nothing in the game that comes even close to it, except for one specific optional enemy in a later act maybe. +--- 636272896 +>>636272681 +It's adorable that she considers herself capable of killing me, almost a demigod. Bring you worse, my beautiful lady! +--- 636272925 +Now this is my kind of waifu +--- 636272982 +>>636272925 +We know, Lann. We know. +--- 636272984 +>>636272805 +I actually just realized that I don't have last sarkonians +The fuck owlcat? I fought the thing that supposed to include everything +Commander pack or whatever +--- 636272989 +>>636272925 +Da most powaful. +--- 636273041 +>>636272984 +You mean the Season Pass, and there's two of them now. Last Sarkorians is in the second one. +--- 636273046 +>>636271986 +>>636272202 +man commander is one lucky guy. he gets to have a purified redeemed succ wife without any downsides whatsoever +--- 636273051 +>>636272925 +DO NOT imagine the smell +--- 636273084 +>>636272984 +lol you bought the preorder deluxe edition that includes nothing special +--- 636273094 +>>636272537 +I will do an even better breakdown no matter the mc with default party members. +Lv 11-12 is 11-12 bab for full bab characters. +Your basic physical stat should be 20 at least with the level-ups, and you have a belt or bull's strength/cat grace. That is +7 AB. +You have at least a +1 or +2 weapon, and either magic weapon or great magic weapon from companions. The bonus is + 3 AB at least in most cases. +Heroism is indeed a +2 (and greater heroism can be available, but ignore it). Does not stack with bless. That is +2. +And any melee character at this point has outflank, so 2 flankers get +4 AB. + + +This is 28+ AB with hour per level buffs. +We have not included haste. We have not include buffs from Mark of Justice, cleric domains etc from default companions. We have not included class abilities like bard and skald song, extra domains etc. +We have not included weapon focus for specific weapon or mythic weapon focus. +We have not included possible class features like study target, rage,weapon training or bane. +We have not included weapon properties or bonuses from other equipment. +And there are of course more situational bonuses like your size, mounted etc as you mentioned. +Finally, we have not even included possible bonuses from your mythic path and it's spell list, which is at rank 3 or 4. + +And all this is not even including debuffs on the enemy with shit like hexes (a -4 at that point) . + +So, anyone reading this: +Please, check what the fuck are you doing in act 3 if your melee attacks cannot connect against the vast majority of enemies. +--- 636273098 +>>636268987 +But can you hatefuck her? +--- 636273107 +>>636273041 +Yeah +Who the fuck has 2 season passes for a single player game +--- 636273116 +>>636272925 +Powah if she was made from shit +--- 636273134 +>>636272647 +>oh no, my tieflings aren't kawaii uwu +People like you are why tieflings are shit now. They're just cutesy characters and not demonspawn. +--- 636273139 +>>636266038 +The worst character in the game is the orc dyke, who is somehow even worse than her tranny husband +--- 636273162 +>>636273107 +Owlcat. +--- 636273187 +>>636273134 +Don't care, still cumming in one of their butts while getting a tailjob and she eats her sister out. +--- 636273197 +>>636273098 +better. you can fuck her and tell the Troon to clean up the mess( kill her when she is still pulling up her pants) +--- 636273198 +>>636273046 +You still need to sometimes kill her ex-boyfriends who want to fuck her into every possible and even impossible hole. But apart from that, she is perfect. +--- 636273223 +>>636273098 +I think the only person you can hatefuck is Sosiel on demon route +--- 636273291 +>>636273139 +>her tranny husband +True polymorph, baby. Nevi is a real girl to the last chromosome. +--- 636273468 +>>636273197 +That entire scene is stone cold +>exit the house after pretending you're gonna let her live +>give the order to Anevia to end her and walk away +Anevia is truly the coolest of the non playable NPCs. Don't even mind her situation. +--- 636273472 +>>636273198 +> kill her ex-boyfriends +all of them are dead anyway. if you Think Cam is a psycho then pre-desna Arue was even more batshit insane. imagine being so powerful that even 10 foot tall vavakia fears you. +--- 636273514 +I love Jerribeth! +--- 636273537 +>>636265734 (OP) +I can 100% fix her +--- 636273560 +Might as well ask in this thread: I've been tempted to try Kingmaker and Wrath for along time but I know jack shit about the tabletop and its systems. How is the learning curve? Is it possible to gimp your playthrough with suboptimal choices? +For what it's worth I played Baldur's Gate many years ago, but I kind of forgot a lot. +--- 636273571 +>>636273134 +Tieflings have been cutesy for longer than you've been alive, Zoomer. +--- 636273573 +>>636273537 +So can I, with a spear in her gut. +--- 636273578 +>>636273537 +You can, but fixing her means she has to leave you, which is pretty sad. +--- 636273592 +I'm unironically too dumb for this game. Played it for around 5h and got filtered by the combat. Dunno if I should set the difficulty to baby mode or try to learn the rules before playing it. +--- 636273609 +>>636273468 +yeah i also think he is cool. probably the only npc in the crusade that is cometent and stay loyal to you too +--- 636273610 +>>636273537 +What exactly you are planing to fix? People love her because she is an insane serial killer. +--- 636273628 +>>636273592 +Download Toolbox and set your stats to 99 until you get a grasp of everything, then set your stats back to normal if it matters to you. +--- 636273658 +>>636273592 +It's not your fault, 6 party combat with RTWP is niggerlicious. I also was completely lost for my first ~10 hours of playing and then I switched to turn based and suddenly everything made sense. +--- 636273660 +>>636273537 +yeah. with smite evil and Bolt of justice +--- 636273679 +>>636273578 +Not different from every single relationship I ever had, probably the most realistic aspect of this game +--- 636273701 +>>636273560 +It can be rough +Just general piece of advice, remember that consumables exist +And pretty much any encounter can be helped with the scroll or two +Aside from that you just need not to make dumb decisions and know what your guys can do +--- 636273742 +>>636273609 +>he +Her loyalty has own her the choice of pronouns far as I'm concerned +I wonder how many people genuinely found out about that without using the internet. +--- 636273770 +>>636273628 +That's stupid, you'll never understand anything because you won't need to, the best thing to do is just play on an easier difficulty, the game is built around multiple playthroughs so just turn the difficulty up for the next one +--- 636273790 +>>636273660 +Why? She was with you from the very beginning. Always helpful, always loyal. Yes, she kills people. So what? You killed hundreds of them. +--- 636273791 +>>636273537 +Do you have the mod installed for that? +--- 636273813 +>>636273560 +>Is it possible to gimp your playthrough with suboptimal choices? +Nah, you can respec if you really need to but the potential for completely ruining your build in the character creation screen is pretty low. +--- 636273825 +>>636273770 +Worked on my playthrough, sounds like a skill issue. +--- 636273848 +>>636273592 +Just use turn based mode for anything but trash mobs +And maybe roll a class with a full level pet because they're a big noob crutch +--- 636273928 +AOE spells are literally unusable in RTWP mode +--- 636273959 +>>636273790 +>Why? +she's evil and tried to hide her alignment. she also shows no signs of redemption or have performed any acts of good. As a lawful good paladin it was my duty to sperate her head from her body and send her soul to be judged by Pharasma +--- 636273961 +>>636273560 +Play on normal and as long as you know what you suboptimal choices do you will be alright +Hell I did beat kingmaker on hard with pure classes where it was possible +--- 636274014 +>>636273790 +Every psycho I see = dead +Every psycho that tries to tell me it's ok to be a psycho = tortured and dead +--- 636274025 +>>636273928 +Just pause, it's not like enemies swap targets often so they're not going to move, you can get Selective metamagic and you can use the mythic ability to make it costless too +--- 636274081 +>>636273959 +Ah, you are one of these people... +--- 636274091 +>>636273959 +I spared her up until act V in my pali run. I gave her one chance, and roleplayed it out. +She actually does stop the murders if you ask, but unless you let her indulge at specific bits you're given throughout act III and then do her act IV quest properly she'll lose her shit in act V. Or something like that. Honestly didn't explore her questline a lot. Did way more Wendy and Arue. +--- 636274102 +I picked up pathfinder a couple of weeks ago and it is sucking up every free minute I have. Can't wait to get onto WotR. +--- 636274131 +>>636273790 +She killed Aravashnial. +--- 636274146 +>>636273959 +For the demons, you're chaotic evil +--- 636274161 +>>636269069 +I unironically liked excess story with caveeat of going paradox. Also i don't know why everyone was whining about regarding the puzzles, excess barely has any at all with the worst one being optional portal one, everything else is retard proof as it gets. +--- 636274175 +>>636274102 +Dont get burn out anon +Take like 2 week break after kingmaker +--- 636274183 +>>636265734 (OP) +Is WoTR worth getting without having played kingmaker? +--- 636274232 +>>636274183 +They aren't connected +You can start with either +--- 636274239 +>>636274102 +Kingmaker sucks compared to WotR, I don't even know why you bought that +--- 636274242 +>>636274146 +don't care either repent or get purged by holy flames. that's what mommy Sarenrae tells us to do. +--- 636274283 +>>636274183 +They don't connect, but WotR has a lot more build autism +--- 636274285 +>>636274183 +You miss out on context for one or two sidequests that have stuff from it, but it's overall a better experience. +--- 636274339 +>>636274242 +That's a very Lawful Evil way of thinking though, see the crusaderfags that tried to kill Ember +--- 636274369 +>>636274131 +Oh, she killed a lot of people. Feisty she is, my little half-blood treasure. +--- 636274391 +Reminder that ALL demons are CUTE! +--- 636274449 +>>636274391 +Uhhhhh +--- 636274458 +>>636274239 +Running around some backwater adventuring and building a kingdom seemed more interesting that crusades and demons and mythic stuff. +Having since looked into it, WotR seems a lot more fun than I thought it would be. But I do not regret getting kingmaker first. +--- 636274464 +>>636274242 +>mommy Sarenrae tells us to do +Fake Celestia is also a goddess of redemption, you know. +--- 636274473 +>>636265734 (OP) +I tried, the snarky Californian voice acting made me turn off the game. The furthest I got was the underground tutorial where you meet those 3 people +--- 636274501 +>>636274242 +>Sarenrae +That means you need to give her at least one chance. +If you kill her in act III then that isn't a chance. +I honestly feel as if I shouldn't have killed her in the blind run. Hindsight shows I ultimately would have done it on that character come act V, but I can't say anymore I didn't do it because I knew what type of character she'd end up being. +--- 636274536 +>>636273742 +Are we at the point where "magically transforming into a full biological woman" is the same as "taking a bunch of pills and mutilating yourself via surgery?" +Because, if you do equate that, it seems to me you're validating the troons more than deriding them. +--- 636274548 +>>636274339 +atleast i am giving them a chance to redeem themselves and atone for their past crimes, Halrun would have already burned them on a stake. +--- 636274558 +>>636265734 (OP) +She is useful, is she not? +--- 636274605 +>>636274558 +no. +--- 636274621 +>>636274558 +Not very tbqh +--- 636274668 +>>636274558 +Not really, no. Arue does everything she's good for but better. +--- 636274671 +>>636274558 +ahh not that much until you get woljiff back. i needed someone to deal tons of sneak damage +--- 636274745 +>>636274242 +Based female Allah worshipper +--- 636274832 +>>636274605 +>>636274621 +>>636274668 +>>636274671 +i was just referencing her voiceline, but I realized she says "helpful," not useful. +--- 636274867 +>>636274832 +We know, man +We just joking +--- 636274870 +>>636274668 +same desu. Ember could cast better hexes with that amulet her father gives you, Woljiff can become a better natural armor DEX tank and do sneak damage and Arue can do Trickery and stealth checks better while also filling everyone with Arrows and giving hunter bond buff +--- 636274875 +>>636274536 +I'm not equating them anon, just taking the piss. Even were I to equate them, Anevia's sex change isn't really that big of an impact on her overall story. You have to go out of your way to get the secret out of her and pass one of the highest DC skill checks in the game. And outside of that, she's one of the best NPCs in my opinion. Remains 100% loyal to you, is willing to get her hands dirty and do the underhanded shit so you can keep yours clean. And all she really wants is to have a nice quiet life with her big butch orc wife after the game. +Were all trannies like her. +--- 636274876 +>>636274832 +Oh I got your joke, it just sucked. +--- 636274904 +>>636274102 +>>636274458 + +You made the right choice. From most standpoints, from graphics, to the UI, to mechanics, to music, WotR is superior to Kingmaker in every regard, so you'd be really unwilling to go back to it if you chose WotR first. And, since the stories are completely separate, you wouldn't feel left out in any way plot-wise. +--- 636274930 +>>636274832 +we know dude, we know +--- 636274932 +Lets be honest, if we were in commanders position we would obviously pivot towards Camellia. Why wouldn't you enjoy a good murder orgy if you're in a position of power? Imagine what fun you could have with her and her victims. Like you could do in anyone you want. Some elf bitch disrespected you? You could be pumping her headless corpse and have camellia do cumplay with the severed head by morning. Some dwarflet had too high prices? Put a stake up his ass and cut him limb from limb in your dungeon + +We all have fantasies of being serial killers and rapists, don't even try to deny it. We've all thought about, we've all had a hypothetical perfect murder in our minds, we've all had a girl you just want to bend over have our way with. For me it was thinking about killing hitchhikers with a bow and arrow, with two people the options are endless +--- 636274935 +>>636274870 +Arue fails those checks more than Cam ever did for me +--- 636275016 +>>636274875 +>Remains 100% loyal to you +Well... About that... Some unfortunate accidents happen to her on certain paths. +--- 636275025 +>>636274870 +>amulet her father gives you +That was a weird moment +He asks you to keep her daughter safe and gives you the amulet. You would think it would be useful for her but you can't change her amulet +--- 636275031 +>>636274932 +>We all have fantasies of being serial killers and rapists, don't even try to deny it. +No, we really don't. Given the actual IRL choice, 99% of the people here would either choose Arue or Galfrey. +--- 636275035 +>>636274501 +>That means you need to give her at least one chance +no not really if you can sense that she is a psycho won't change for the better +--- 636275046 +>>636274932 +If the average /v/irgin was in the Commander's position, the only character they'd potentially fuck is Daeran because Daeran pursues us and so it'd be the only way, since otherwise /v/ would be too autistic to do any romancing. +--- 636275115 +>>636275016 +Evil paths not withstanding +Heck pretty sure she sticks by you in demon path. I don't remember her leaving. I think she only leaves in lich and swarm? +--- 636275172 +>>636274935 +maybe because you are playing on normal and the game gives her skill focus trickery at an early level. on core you have full control over most feats so i give her armor focus and combat related feats more +--- 636275192 +>>636275035 +>can sense +You can't though +You've got no way of knowing in character. You tell her to stop killing, she does. +--- 636275203 +>>636274932 +>Be commander +>Forced into a shit position by retarded queen +>Forced to deal with mythic path faggotry +>Forced to deal with retarded companions +Hell on earth +--- 636275258 +>>636275115 +yeah. i think she stays on the demon path. even says that your idea of fighting fire with fire is right diff --git a/v/636265753.txt b/v/636265753.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0135f6b2a4f448cf88cfa274cb4ce08198239065 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636265753.txt @@ -0,0 +1,289 @@ +----- +--- 636265753 +>Open Steam +>Play game +Wow, gaming on Linux is easier than I thought! +--- 636266351 +It's true +--- 636266502 +>>636265753 (OP) +>sudo steam.sh 666 your_mom <niggers> [niggers] {niggers} +>Anticheat: no +--- 636266613 +>>636265753 (OP) +don't tell them + +they deserve windows 11 after so many years of being haters +--- 636266936 +>>636265753 (OP) +>game doesn't work +>open discover store and download firefox +>quick search [game] + protondb +>the fix is a quick console command to copypaste +uhm, windows bros I thought linux required typing commands skills to operate? +--- 636267086 +no shit, it's console war autism for the pc. obviously in current year everything is streamlined and just werks. +>but what about- +literally user error, you're retarded. +--- 636268348 +>>636266936 +It just requires you to read and possess a non-slave mentality. These are insurmountable hurdles for everyone who bought into the anti-marketing. +The console alone scares them despite being significantly more intuitive to use than modern Windows GUI. +--- 636268506 +*blocks your OS* +--- 636268683 +>>636268506 +what's the blue panda? +--- 636268830 +>>636265753 (OP) +Linux is THE best gaming OS currently +>inb4 autistic screeching +enjoy your botnet on windows or no games on mac +--- 636268870 +>>636268683 +Something that works just fine on linux, much like EGS games. +--- 636268957 +>>636268683 +Originally chinese +--- 636269032 +>linux +>gaming +why do you troons lie so much? +--- 636269038 +>>636268870 +well, i've never heard of it, and you can't even remember its name. so i guess it's just cope from windows users trying to stay relevant +--- 636269129 +>>636268506 +easy anti-cheat, has limited support for linux +quickly checking through the games they boast about protecting on their website on protondb it seems like paladins is the only game that doesn't work at all on linux thanks to it +--- 636269154 +>>636265753 (OP) +which outdated FUD meme gets the most replies? +--- 636269194 +>>636268506 +weird, i've been playing my epic games on my steam deck +dunno bout anti-cheat i don't play those multiplayer FPS +--- 636269205 +>>636268683 +easy anti-cheat +--- 636269321 +>install Linux +>change from NOVEAU to recommended driver +>hard freezes +>force restart +>try it again +>same thing +wow, Linux "just works"! +>inb4 lul NVIDIA +yeah cause 95% of gamers are using NVIDIA... +--- 636269372 +>Windows Emulator users +>Dishonest retards +heh, typical +--- 636269461 +I see the Windows Defenders are here... +--- 636269463 +>>636269032 +meds +--- 636269508 +>>636265753 (OP) +>try to set up your audio equipment +>fail miserably +--- 636269614 +>>636269205 +i've played several games on linux with EAC. Elden Ring comes to mind. +--- 636269668 +>>636265753 (OP) +>Open Steam +I'm so sorry you guys are forced to use scam services like steam. +--- 636269675 +I understand someone being hesitant to make the switch to Linux, but why does the mere mention of Linux cause some Windows users to seethe so much? It's not like Windows will stop having games. +--- 636269773 +>>636269668 +>Open Lutris +problem solved +--- 636269874 +Can any Windows users name a single reason why someone shouldn't switch to Linux? +--- 636269878 +>>636268506 +Yeah that's one of the reasons I don't buy anything from Epic. No Tux no bux. +--- 636269883 +>>636269321 +Are you using Wayland? +Try popos, it comes with drivers already +--- 636269886 +>>636269463 +Do yourself a favor and just filter "troon" so you don't see as much of the discord raids of those retards +--- 636269934 +>>636269321 +>nvidia doesn't work +>must be linux' fault +Corporations don't care about you. They don't give a shit about your "loyalty". +--- 636269971 +>>636269883 +Mint, as suggested here. +I've been told to avoid Pop_OS here as well. +--- 636269981 +>>636269773 +Lutris gay, use bottles +--- 636270001 +yes to be fair many games work now with EAC but i still have problems with vermintide2 +thanks fatshark +--- 636270025 +>>636269934 +I'm not loyal to any brand. NVIDIA on Windows works for me + has the features I want. +--- 636270123 +>>636270025 +what would need to change for you to consider a change, anon +--- 636270148 +>>636269675 +>It's not like Windows will stop having games. +I remember some anon implying that Valve's focus on linux/proton was them abandoning their window's base for some reason. They REALLY do think games won't be made for windows. +--- 636270268 +>>636265753 (OP) +How's hunt showdown? +--- 636270287 +>>636269614 +The problem is not EAC, the problem is a lot of devs don't enably it on Linux because... Well they don't +--- 636270434 +>>636268506 +I didn't use Epic back when I was on Windows. Now I can't use it anyway but I have no desire to +--- 636270494 +>>636269675 +slave mentality +--- 636270539 +>>636269971 +If you have a newer hardware mint is not the best currently, as it uses older kernel. PopOS is fine, the team is just focused on developing their own desktop and people are freaking out over it i guess, it worked fine when I used it, it's just lts release and wont have the newest software. Other than that maybe try Nobara. Could be that your gpu is not well supported and none of them work. +--- 636270971 +>>636270287 +huh. i didn't know that, but that's unfortunate. still, if valve keeps pushing the deck it's just a matter of time. + +there's a couple games i can't run on linux... off the top of my head... Rust. but i basically assume everything works at this stage and it's pretty rare for a game not to +--- 636271058 +>>636270123 +My games and hardware to just work. +Probably a capture card since AMD's recording stuff is shit. +--- 636271085 +>>636270971 +Yeah, I don't think I've ever ran into a game that actually wouldn't just run by itself. It's always because of DRM or EAC/other anticheat software +--- 636271253 +>>636270971 +literall gacha shit, that you could play on any mobile unsupported, and your limiting your game catalog...because... +--- 636271554 +>>636271253 +i don't understand what you are trying to say anon can you try using a complete sentence +--- 636271858 +ill use linux when i dont have to use the command line to do basic shit + +ever since installing windows i have never had to type in the command line to get basic shit to work +--- 636271908 +>>636269129 +>it seems like paladins is the only game that doesn't work at all on linux thanks to it +I think they just didn't bother anymore, they have patched the game to work under linux so many times that when a simple button press released they just stopped caring altogether. +--- 636271925 +>>636269668 +Just let people have fun. +I only pay for indie games, AAA can get pirated and seeded as much as I can +--- 636271951 +>>636265753 (OP) +wrong +>open steam +>activate proton +>play game. +--- 636271968 +>download executable file +>dont make it executable via chown +>run file anyway, still runs +>installs, but since it doesnt have executable permissions, it fails to place some files in certain directories +>no error messages or warnings will ever show up for this +>program will now barely function and you will have no idea why + +nice user experience linuxtards +--- 636271989 +>>636269874 +>"WAAAA WAAAA IT REQUIRES ME TO USE THE COMMAND LINE WAAAA" +--- 636272098 +Should I use the same prefix/bottle for every game when using lutris/bottles? Seems like a waste of space to use separate ones +--- 636272171 +>>636271968 +>download executable file +>run file +windows retards +--- 636272257 +>>636270025 +And nvidia on linux doesn't work for you because of nvidia, not because of linux. Put the blame where it should be if you're not a brand fanatic. +--- 636272436 +>>636271058 +well, afaict steam gaming on my desktop linux is basically the same experience as my steam deck. + +i'm sure there's jank but i'll be straight with you friend a lot of windows users don't realize how much jank they have to deal with on their own end. sometimes as the saying goes you can't see the forest for the trees + +>>636272257 +works fine for me bro + +>>636271858 +what sort of basic shit doesn't work on linux without cli +--- 636272439 +>>636269874 +- gaming performance will never be equal since theres a translation layer that must be kept updated +- limited compatibility on most major off the shelf software, open source versions don't even compare in terms of experience/features for this software +- will never be allowed in a corporate network due to it's billions of configurations +- completely forgoes user experience for user control, disregarding the fact that it needs both to be a reliable daily driver +- needs to use command line to perform basic tasks +- OOTB experience is lacking, need to add custom 'trusted' software repositories that are unsigned +- rolling release distros will literally stop working if too long has gone since updates +- bleeding edge distros can brick your OS if one bad update goes out +- productivity is reduced to a minimum due to how much configuration and micromanagement you have put into your experience, will need constant updating and tweaking +- connectivity with 3rd party hardware is at a minimum or none at all, relies on custom community built drivers (ie developed by 1 chinaman with 0 prior commits 3 years ago) +- linux audio +- will never be able to play new games on launch, always waiting for patches or compatibility update +--- 636272538 +>>636272436 +>works fine for me bro +I did specify for him. The problem is most likely him being retarded not his gpu, but that's not the issue I'm discussing. +--- 636272603 +>install steam +>install game +>play game +works on my machine +--- 636272679 +there is no reason to use linux +--- 636272749 +>there is no reason to use linux +--- 636273507 +>>636272439 +false: +- OOTB experience is lacking, need to add custom 'trusted' software repositories that are unsigned +- rolling release distros will literally stop working if too long has gone since updates +- productivity is reduced to a minimum due to how much configuration and micromanagement you have put into your experience, will need constant updating and tweaking +- will never be able to play new games on launch, always waiting for patches or compatibility update +- connectivity with 3rd party hardware is at a minimum or none at all, relies on custom community built drivers (ie developed by 1 chinaman with 0 prior commits 3 years ago) + +hilariously false: +- gaming performance will never be equal since theres a translation layer that must be kept updated +- limited compatibility on most major off the shelf software, open source versions don't even compare in terms of experience/features for this software +- will never be allowed in a corporate network due to it's billions of configurations +- completely forgoes user experience for user control, disregarding the fact that it needs both to be a reliable daily driver +- needs to use command line to perform basic tasks +- will never be able to play new games on launch, always waiting for patches or compatibility update + +valid: +- linux audio + +30yo boomer stuck in the past LOL +--- 636274039 +>>636273507 +>valid: +>- linux audio +>what is pipewire +--- 636274439 +I'm gaming on linux yeah, and I'm gaming on linux yeah (yeah), I install steam on my computer yo, I install steam on my computer yo, and I download half-life for linux yeah (yeah), half-life for linux yeah (yeah) + +And I have a lot of privacy and freedom, because I'm gamin' on linux +And I have a lot of privacy and freedom, because I'm gamin' on linux + +It's 2013 I open up steam and I see something that is shining with a gleam, I install Team Fortress 2 into my machine and I get a gift from valve a Tux plushie YEAH + +cus I'm gaming on linux yeaaah +cus I'm gaming on linux everyday! +full of privacy and free updates (as in FREEDOM YEAH!) diff --git a/v/636265994.txt b/v/636265994.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a9fb15ecb6bb9d526b99bcd73b31035e743b0967 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636265994.txt @@ -0,0 +1,107 @@ +----- +--- 636265994 +Post the best song from the last game you played +--- 636266116 +Post best girl Kikuri instead. +--- 636266317 +>>636265994 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAzClrKUSQk [Embed] +What? Didn't you said you wanted to enter Ai.Mi's hole? +--- 636267381 +>>636265994 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVhxk1Yx20 [Embed] +--- 636267464 +>Bocci the 4chan +stay here +--- 636267468 +>bocchi the carpet muncher +kys +--- 636267550 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJNFYMN1Ng [Embed] +--- 636268160 +>>636265994 (OP) +>bocchi the reddit + +fuck off +--- 636268291 +>>636265994 (OP) +>bocchi the triggering newfags +--- 636268617 +>>636265994 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LklpEhJkQXY [Embed] +It's honestly hard to pick just one track though, the game's OST is overall pretty great. +--- 636268826 +>tranime thread +it never even begun +--- 636268887 +>>636265994 (OP) +i haven't finished it yet but this one is my favorite so far +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RiHmQcHa84 [Embed] +--- 636269881 +>>636266317 +>>636267381 +>>636267550 +>>636268617 +>>636268887 +Are you people pretending to be retarded? These aren't songs. +--- 636270056 +>>636265994 (OP) +https://youtu.be/QJIRpKMwJnk [Embed] +--- 636270530 +Not sure about best song but this one creeps me the FUCK out +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY9Jrevlq_U [Embed] +--- 636271483 +Bocchi is stupid I hate musicians +--- 636271592 +>bocchi the fotm +--- 636271649 +bocchi the already forgot +--- 636271774 +>>636270530 +I keep telling people that silent hill 3 is one the most creepy games ever made. +--- 636271801 +>>636265994 (OP) +--- 636271914 +>>636265994 (OP) +i like the futa bocchi meme. +--- 636272027 +>>636265994 (OP) +>b*cchi the cringe +Fuck off OP +--- 636272046 +https://youtu.be/N4i-cvK8s90 [Embed] +--- 636272236 +>>636266116 +>best girl +did you mean kita-chan +--- 636272359 +>>636272236 +No. Bass players are always best girls. No exception. +--- 636272732 +>>636272359 +true +--- 636273004 +>bocchi the redd- +--- 636273015 +>>636272359 +bassed +--- 636273097 +>>636265994 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLBf27n7_QU [Embed] +--- 636273164 +https://youtu.be/uZR1Xgd-37g [Embed] +Too many good songs to choose from. This and Fight to the Death stuck in my mind, especially since I hadn't come across them on youtube before playing KH2. +--- 636273215 +>>636265994 (OP) +https://youtu.be/UeBQMVnmr2Y [Embed] +--- 636274234 +>>636271774 +While Silent Hill 2 was still good, I like Silent Hill 3 for being completely evil, demonic, industrial, and oppressive +Just a true fucking nightmare +--- 636274419 +>>636265994 (OP) +>Bocchi the Reddit +Leave. +--- 636274528 +>>636265994 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bW92vtUCbY [Embed] diff --git a/v/636266153.txt b/v/636266153.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..60c8fa0c5e1dc506066be3e3f602cb60881653bc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636266153.txt @@ -0,0 +1,356 @@ +----- +--- 636266153 +>heard tons of memes about the original trilogy being a button masher and square, square, triangle being the only combo you need +>decide to play on a higher difficulty from the start +>enemies can and will kick your ass if you don’t properly crowd-control them with the tools at your disposal +>game throws tons of challenges with variety at you to keep you from falling into a stale formula (push these crates while getting bombarded by a series of projectiles, take out these groups of enemies in a room fast enough or risk falling into spikes, fight while on top of moving floors while having to avoid aerial bombardment and grinding mills, etc) +>chest system encourages risk-vs-reward play such as deciding whether it’s wise to opt for either health or magic when going into a particular room and whether you have the right amount of skill to be able to circumvent that issue +>enemy design is also quite varied and can even be used as resources themselves +>tons of cool little interactions (grabs, ring-outs, environmental interactions, enemy collisions (from both yours and enemies’ attacks on each other other), etc…)) +So, why did these games get labeled as shallow button-mashers again? +--- 636266316 +>>636266153 (OP) +For some reason, a lot of folks refused to play on the higher difficulties (which is sad because the damage boost from enemy collisions is fucking nuts) and this refused to engage with the combat as well as its design philosophy. Personally speaking, I thought that the GoW trilogy were a series of really cool action games. +--- 636266385 +The original games are far better than nu-GoW +--- 636266543 +>>636266385 +>original games are better than their soulless sequels +many such cases +--- 636266764 +The Plume of Prometheus IS the most effective basic way to handle almost every encounter in GoW1. I replayed the game in December twice, first on hard, then on god mode. You want the fastest possible way to the Triangle combo-ender because it stuns or sends enemies flying, including the giant ogres. You can later replace it with the 3x Triangle attack for more damage. +--- 636266885 +>>636266153 (OP) +Enable turbo on PCSX2. It will save your controller +--- 636266952 +>>636266153 (OP) +If a game doesn’t have tons of ways to jump cancel all over enemies, it’s not "in-depth" according to some folks. Honestly, I think that kind of thinking is boring since it would lead to less variety across the action genre and GoW1 is a pretty damn good action game. +--- 636267157 +>>636266764 +>The Plume of Prometheus IS the most effective basic way to handle almost every encounter in GoW1. +I dunno, anon. Didn’t really help me much against the satyrs with glaives, the Cerberus pups, the wraiths, or the harpies off the top of my head. +--- 636267424 +>>636266385 +I mean, no shit. +--- 636267518 +>>636266153 (OP) +Because this genre is and always has been poser city. The games have a huge problem with bosses though. + +Speaking of memes. I was under the impression that the portable games were just the same but scaled down but boy was i wrong. The scale is actually very impressive for portable games, they look and feel like the main games but they are plagued by issues that scream "other dev team". Specifically the enemy AI / Combat design. Jesus Christ it's so terrible it sucks the fun out of the games. Both portable games are "Off Camera Attacks: The Game". The enemies are programmed to literally never stop attacking. After one finishes the attack another one is already hitting you, they overlap their recovery and startup by design, it looks and feels so cheap. Worse of all they don't give two shits about being off camera. In fact, the default mooks MO is literally to silently charge at you from off camera to do an instant melee attack. It's like if Ninja Gaiden was just a constant stream of off camera charging Werewolves. This makes it so you are pigeonholed into standing there blocking waiting for the off camera enemy to come to you and then doing the counter attack or grabbing it. After i was done playing them i scoured Youtube to see what i was doing wrong and turns out that no, counter spam is literally how everyone beats the higher difficulties in these two games. Oh and forget about actually fighting the usual "pest" enemies like harpies and birds, in these two games you either grab and one shot them all one after the other or you eat damage, probably even stunlock damage. +--- 636267546 +>>636267157 +Harpies you grab, dogs you use the L1-O attack from the air on, wraiths you knock into the air and stunlock with the chain slam. Satyrs you can knock off ledges with the triangle finisher, or turn to stone then do the 3x triangle combo to break instantly. The splash damage from the plume combo is the best attack in the game in general. +--- 636267568 +>>636266385 +GoW 2018's story and scenarios are amazing but the gameplay is a direct downgrade +--- 636267621 +>>636266385 +I hate normies so fucking much +--- 636267664 +>>636266885 +Thanks. I was about to murder my keyboard +--- 636267860 +>>636266764 +>The Plume of Prometheus IS the most effective basic way to handle almost every encounter in GoW1 + +it literally isn't and you literally did not play the game above normal mode. The only way to beat the game by spamming plume is to play the game wrong and attack from way outside the enemy range, rinse and repeat. + +Anyone that understands anything about the game knows that the most effective move in the whole roster is the simple Triangle move because it's the safest and most effective launcher for 90% of the enemies. All the moves are useful though and hey all have their useful properties. I'd like to see you spam plumes against the Scythe and Sword legionaires on God mode and not get countered to death. +--- 636267936 +>>636267518 +>Because this genre is and always has been poser city. +This. Hence why a lot of dedicated action game threads are complete dogshit. +--- 636267968 +>>636266153 (OP) +It's simple really, the game wasn't made by japanese devs so it's ok to make stuff up about it. +--- 636268080 +>>636267621 +GoW has always been a normalfag franchise, it's just the normalfag demographic has flipped completely since then. Now instead of normal dudes wanting cool video games where you do sickass brutal Greek odyssey shit and see hot bitches with their tits out, it's redditors who basedface at Marvel movies and complain about female objectification. +--- 636268178 +>>636267860 +It literally is. The AoE-wide stun you get from the splash effectively stuns enter groups as well as large enemies. Its reach makes it the most invaluable tool in your arsenal. See >>636267546 + +The legionnaires you just counter to death or turn to stone. I guarantee I've played and finished this game on god both more recently and overall more times than you. +--- 636268384 +>>636266153 (OP) +Mostly resentful dmcucks and ninja trannieden fags seething over Gow being a superior action game in all almost every aspect from story, setting, characters, scale, music, levels, puzzles, level design, graphics, art style it's all better than gow +--- 636268396 +>actual OG-GoW autists in this thread +Do you guys also try to play stylishly? +--- 636268491 +This nigga can solo the entire californorse pantheon. +--- 636268546 +>>636266153 (OP) +Gow 1,2,3 put together have 3 hours of cutscenes + +Gow Ragnarok has 10 hours of cutscenes + +The originals were actual games the new ones are movies +--- 636268735 +Square triangle square +--- 636268823 +>>636268735 +Ninja Trannieden cuck still mad + +Ninja Gaiden is dead, NG3 is one of the worst action games ever made, if not one of the worst games ever made, go spam flying swallow and stfu cuck +--- 636268901 +>>636268823 +Cope GoW babby, your series was never good and is a actual movie game now +--- 636268946 +>>636268384 +Without the challenging enemies i almost vomit playing gow games +--- 636268972 +>>636268178 +It literally fucking isn't and you are falling for the most blatant and common noob trap in the series. + +You played the game like i did when it first released, back when i knew and understood fuck all about the genre. Standing a football field away from enemies, slapping the air with the blades until you get to the finisher, hit them with the AOE, back up, rinse and repeat. Every enemy that is not a bottom of the barrel mook you freeze and shatter with Medusa's head or ring out because you literally don't know how to fight them (ie. play the game). If you look up playthroughs on Youtube you still run across this regularly but it's simply the ignorant way to play and easily the least effective way to play and still win. + +It doesn't really matter what you think you can guarantee because objectively do not know how to play God of War 1. +--- 636268981 +>>636266153 (OP) +It's not Japanese, so there's heavy bias against it, I guess +--- 636269134 +>made the thread with no ill intention towards no other action game franchises seeing as how I’m also a fan of those games +>already signs of infighting +--- 636269172 +>>636269134 +Sorry, OP. That’s just how it is on /v/. +--- 636269185 +>>636268972 +Kek, I know how to play GoW1 the most effectively, having completed it on the highest difficulty 10+ times since the game released, even as recently as December 2022. You're getting your panties in a bunch because you think it plays into the Ninja Gaiden shitposting, like a fucking retard. I've outlined how to effectively deal with every non-standard enemy type. Get your head out of your ass, you absolute buffoon. Your responses are veering into mental illness at this point. +--- 636269202 +>>636266153 (OP) +>it is good if you play it on the hardest difficulty +There is a reason why nobody cared about until it became a movie. +--- 636269276 +>>636268901 +Kek, go tell Team Ninja to rip off Dark Souls 1 to 1 for the 10th time? + +How is Wo Long goyfeed going? Oh wait it flopped KEK + +Ninja Trannieden cucks still seething, go spam flying swallow already, oh wait, you can't all the time because the hacks over at Team Ninja couldn't be bothered to actually design a mechanic on where you can't spam it because the devs let enemies and bosses dodge it and block it even thought they don't block it or dodge it? + +Great action game design there bro, i remember all the great boss fights in Ninja Trannieden Blacked + +>worm +>worm +>two worms +>mutant with worms for arms +>mutant with worms for arms +>le heckin dragon where you spam arrows +>le heckin tank where you spam arrows + +Great game bro + +KEK! +--- 636269279 +>>636266153 (OP) +because it was the GOOD OL DAYS of Ninja Gaiden and nobody could compete with that giant of a game +listing all of that shit as impressive says a lot of modern gaming society +--- 636269296 +>>636266153 (OP) +Its only Ninja Gay-den and Devil May Queer fans who diss it. OG GoW is pure SOVL. +--- 636269338 +>>636269134 +Refer to Poser City post +--- 636269363 +>>636269185 +It's a schizo Ninja Trannieden cuck still shitting his pants over Ninja Gaiden being shit, he always posts in og gow threads +--- 636269585 +i miss when games were made for gamers +--- 636269620 +>>636269185 +>literally refuses to learn + +Growing up made me realize just how shit at video games i was even though i have always thought myself good at them. Hopefully you get there one day. + +Some anon actually taught me something about GOW1 specifically in this board back when i replayed it a couple of months ago. I was happy i learned something. + +>instant series shit flinging ad hominem +Yeah, i bet you totally played the game at release underage. +--- 636270029 +>>636266153 (OP) +Dial combos exist for being mashing friendly +DMC is the only series that is not mashing friendly +And stop getting confused combat with what enemies can do +--- 636270114 +>>636270029 +>u-uh d-dial a c-combo buzzword! +>nuh huh! 50% of combat does not even matter! + +(You) +--- 636270258 +>make two giant blade weapons +>one you can use for half the game +>the other you can only use during the final third of the final fight +>put all the cool moves in the boss fight only weapon +>all those moves are useless against the boss + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C61TRoMYjg [Embed] +--- 636270298 +>>636269620 +>>literally refuses to learn +>can play the game blind +>finished it on god mode more times than you've played the game combined in your life +kek +>Growing up made me realize just how shit at video games +You issue. No reason to lash out at those who don't have them. +> I was happy i learned something. +Evidently you did not learn enough, if you get upset about someone more experienced than yourself pointing out how to best play the game. Your arrogance can only be met with insults. +>instant series shit flinging ad hominem +I'm not "series shit flinging," ape. The point is your absurd response is typical in these threads due to the people who shit on GoW while saying how much superior NG is. God, you're so dumb. Are you even lucid? +--- 636270327 +>>636266385 +ofcourse they’re nu-gow is a movie +--- 636270417 +>>636266153 (OP) +Anon discovers that easy difficulties don't force you to learn the mechanics and thus provide a shallow experience +--- 636270468 +>>636270298 +I'm not reading more of your seething drivel underage. Learn to play. +--- 636270551 +>>636270468 +I accept your concession, dipshit schizo-kun. Very typical to go bury your head in the sand like an absolute moron. Perhaps you should stop acting like you speak with authority when you so clearly lack basic knowledge of the games you sperg about. /v/ never fails to bring out your kind. +--- 636270571 +the series peaked here +https://youtube.com/watch?v=oan0soz7d5k [Embed] +>have to quite literally give up your life to restore that of Kratos' family +dare I say ludonarrative harmony +--- 636270603 +>>636270417 +Harder difficulties don't force you to learn the mechanics either. The genre is filled with shitters who beat these games by cheesing and then think seeing the credits automatically makes them an authority on the subject. + +They certainly stimulate those with the inherent desire to learn though. +--- 636270640 +>>636268080 +Where did all the dudebros go? ;_; +--- 636270713 +>>636270571 +Too bad it's an awful gameplay section though. + +The discrepancy between the old GOW and nu GOW OST is mind blowing. +--- 636270726 +>>636268396 +I miss 00s gaming so much +--- 636270774 +>>636270603 +>Harder difficulties don't force you to learn the mechanics either. +Of course they do. In the case of God of War 1, enemies kill you in just a few hits at the highest difficulty. Saying otherwise just shows lack of relevant experience on your part. Perhaps you should replay the game above normal before you speak. +--- 636270846 +>>636268396 +I'm never gonna get to play this at this rate. It's been in my backlog for ages but i just can't get the drive to play new games. +--- 636270864 +>>636270640 +to the bar +--- 636270914 +>>636266153 (OP) +They don’t like it because wasn’t made by japs +--- 636270974 +>>636270774 +There's literally empiric proof in this thread that they don't. Unless you are the deluded shitter yourself. + +You have to be really ignorant to even argue about this. Like, it's a proven fact across the whole genre. I mean these people literally upload their gameplay to youtube for you to see. +--- 636271027 +>>636270551 +Is this vatnigger AGAIN? LMAO +--- 636271374 +>>636270640 +Last generation to avoid having all their testosterone sapped away by SJW indoctrination in school +--- 636271424 +>>636270974 +>There's literally empiric proof in this thread that they don't. +Schizo-kun, all there is in this thread is proof of your arrogance in ignorance. Really, you haven't even attempted to correct any of the aforementioned ways of dealing with non-standard enemies. All you've done is get upset about the efficiency of a basic combo, because that's all you focus on due to severe autism. + +First you say you can't possibly beat the game in certain ways, then you change the narrative to the game being braindead easy. This, to me, shows you really do lack the most basic of information about this game. You absolutely cannot "play the game wrong" and beat it on god mode. This is a cope on your part because you are mentally ill. Look at your previous posts. Well, you'd need self-awareness and be in a lucid state for that, so don't. + +>>636271027 +>1 minute apart +kek +What's "vatnigger?" Is it your boogeyman, schizo-kun? +--- 636271652 +>>636271424 +lol it literally was the shitter coping. Still not reading your garbage. +--- 636271759 +>>636271652 +Stop pretending. You did read "my garbage" while pretending to be someone else pointing out a "vatnigger." You're simply refusing to engage because you have no real response, having outed yourself as an actual shitter, lacking basic knowledge on the subject. +--- 636271867 +>>636270713 +I think there's something to be said for the sheer amount of bullshit filling up the screen at that part, mashing the magic button and clearing the screen of a dozen Kratoses while the music soars is a kind of chaos I don't think the series ever replicated past that point my favorite one overall is actually 3 though +>The discrepancy between the old GOW and nu GOW OST is mind blowing. +yeah I found the new ones pretty disappointing in that respect, especially because they didn't work in a remix of that track like the rest of the mainline games have +--- 636272038 +>>636271759 +yes, keep replying. Could be spending this time finally learning how to play God of War but i am starting to doubt you ever played it to begin with. +--- 636272106 +>>636272038 +The best part is how you've effectively had an argument with yourself, as I never claimed Plume of Prometheus was to be exclusively used, only that it is your most effective tool. You namedropping boogeymen tells me you've been doing this for a very long time and anticipate responses because you're a schizophrenic shitposter. +--- 636272181 +the enemy gauntlet before one of the sisters of fate in 2 and the last bit of the box labyrinth in 3 were some of the hardest fights ive ever seen in a video game +shit was legit ball busting +one of the hive encounters in nu-gow was harder than both in give me god of war, but for the wrong reason. +--- 636272220 +>>636272106 +>still going +--- 636272279 +>>636272220 +It's never not entertaining to me to point out how stupid some people are. +--- 636272326 +>>636272279 +wow one sentence only? Getting wary? +--- 636272449 +>>636272326 +You've repeatedly embarrassed yourself in this thread. Maybe it'll make you think twice before you default to your usual shitposting pattern in the next GoW thread, schizo-kun. +--- 636272478 +>>636272449 +oh, there he goes again. +--- 636272548 +>>636272478 +This angle of yours isn't anything new, either. It's a very typical hissy fit in response to having been BTFO. You'll keep it up, despite having called someone else underage in the very same thread. +--- 636272627 +>>636268396 +I never heard of this game before, what is it? +--- 636272656 +>>636272548 +It's like Duracell if it stored chromosomes instead of energy +--- 636272708 +>>636272627 +Dante's Inferno. The most blatant God of War clone ever made. +--- 636272709 +>>636272627 +Dante's Inferno. +>>636272656 +Indeed, this is an apt description of schizo-kun. This extended hissy fit has gone on for a while now. +--- 636272781 +>>636272709 +i really hope you actually think i am reading your posts lol +--- 636272810 +>>636266385 +fpbp +--- 636272815 +>>636272781 +>Yeah, i bet you totally played the game at release underage. +>underage +>I'm not reading more of your seething drivel underage. Learn to play. +>underage +>he says repeatedly as he behaves like an actual toddler having a hissy fit +ohnononono +--- 636272886 +>>636272815 +yeah, greentext is not gonna get my attention either +--- 636272958 +>>636272886 +Typical adults absorb sentences and short paragraphs at a glance. Are you saying you're illiterate, schizo-kun, or are you still pretending? The preteen hissy fit continues. +--- 636273775 +>>636272958 +You seem to be some relentless schizoid so that's enough wasted time on my part. + +Only on /v/ would OP make a post that starts with mentioning the biggest poser red flag in a game series only to have some subhuman mongrel swagger in to unironically hoist that same flag for everyone to see. +--- 636273936 +>>636273775 +You've been lashing out like a child for hours now, schizo-kun, and that's in spite of using "underage" to describe others several times. No taking the high road now. Also, again, you initially had an argument with yourself, which branched into whatever the fuck this is, lmao. Go on, schizo-kun. Be free. Think twice before you post next time and you can avoid a lot of embarrassment. +--- 636274664 +>>636267568 +GoW 2018 seems like a decent game held hostage by every tripe triple A PlayStation trope. +--- 636274914 +>>636274664 +GOW 2018 is a good game and it's biggest weaknesses are ironically things that also plague the old series. Ragnarok is a trash fire though. diff --git a/v/636266251.txt b/v/636266251.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3bd10f20e5a53d3cfc6f45064818ee2557e2b644 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636266251.txt @@ -0,0 +1,77 @@ +----- +--- 636266251 +I've been playing TOTK on ryujinx but currently the game isn't ready. I wanted to know if anyone has successfully gotten the game ROM to work on switch and if they could provide insight into how to get it running on switch. +--- 636267689 +>>636266251 (OP) +get your atmosphere to 16.0.2 and update sigpatches with that one coomer website (I think it actually has coomer in the url, idk im dumb) +install via usb with NUT +--- 636267806 +>>636266251 (OP) +honestly I went the ryujinx route and my only issues were some missing textures and a fluctuating framerate, the difference is the shaders that have to be cached. You can download someone elses shaders but it's hit or miss. +At least on switch it just stutter when entering new areas, still looks like ass unless you have a beefy computer +--- 636267869 +@FBI +@Reggie +--- 636268050 +Just put it on a USB stick and plug it into your dock +--- 636268891 +>>636267689I'm sorry man but im kinda retarded. Can you break that down a little more for me +--- 636268975 +>>636268891 +no +--- 636268997 +>>636267806 +Have you ran it on the switch? How does it preform? + +Also, do i have to keep the console in offline mode for the rest of its days or will Nintendo not know +--- 636269679 +>>636266251 (OP) +>>>/vg/hbg +read the switch guide on there +you need an old-ish switch model if you don't want to hardmod though +--- 636269774 +>>636266251 (OP) +>ROM +>name and subject field in use +These are the redditors that you people have invited in with spamming how-tos on downloading a leaked game +This isnt a tech support forum you massive faggot, go back +--- 636269947 +>>636266251 (OP) +Yup it works great, 20 hours in +--- 636270447 +>>636268997 +The switch logs all software installs and phones home later, banning the console if unexplained installations were detected. A system reset won't clear the logs either +--- 636270825 +>>636270447 +Let Nintendo know you modded their hardware. Let them seethe +--- 636271040 +>>636270825 +No, you must stay hidden for now. Bide your time, they'll never see it coming. +--- 636271451 +>>636271040 +I play on emummc with blocking on but I might have gotten banned already, I don't really care personally as I'm not giving them money for online +--- 636271904 +>>636268891 +I don't know I could make it simpler. If you have a launch model u use a jig, otherwise pay someone to put a modchip in it? +--- 636272040 +>>636271451 +I forgot i set up my sisters wifi with the same name and password as my own, i went to visit with my switch in sleep mode in my bag, got home and I was banned. I just keep it in airplane mode all the time now. I have an oled i use for purchased games +--- 636272070 +>>636271904 +Yeah, if he doesn't know how to initiate the jig protocol software, he doesn't deserve to know how to get it running at 92FPS consistent. All he has to do is download the new BREAD patch from the USB-INSTALLER to get access to the jig protocol patch but desu, I can't see anon doing that. +--- 636272092 +>>636268997 +Runs fine, i mean basically as well as botw ever did. Google was an emunand is.. +--- 636272159 +>>636272070 +Anon should visit /vg/hbg +--- 636272251 +>>636272070 +Yeah, nice shitpost. I know you're memeing but he really does have to figure out to patch through the USBHelper 3.2.4 to be able to play UNLOCKED FPS with the ryujinx 4.2.2 experimental night build. Also, downloading the shaderpack from EMUPARADISE32 would probably help a lot with the stutters, worse case scenario, he has to download the Bread patch but I advise against that because It's still made by some chinese dev that doesn't have it uploaded on github yet. +--- 636272295 +>>636269774 +This place is already a cesspool, who cares? +>t oldfag mfw +Op is obviously 12 +--- 636274561 +Been playing on ryujinx and getting 30fps, works OK except a few graphic issues and a crash here and there but autosaves mean it doesn't really matter. Is it possible complete via emulation? Completed first island but I heard a whole section of the underworld was glitched? May hold off and just buy it if so. diff --git a/v/636266465.txt b/v/636266465.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5390aeafa387c5398f70d608356491febbf20e83 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636266465.txt @@ -0,0 +1,132 @@ +----- +--- 636266465 +90% of their advice was just use reference material +The only good thing they did was inspire things that are actually good like tale foundry or the schizo sientologist +--- 636266875 +>>636266465 (OP) +James Portnow is a rapist. +--- 636266982 +>>636266465 (OP) +Give me the run down on how tale foundry's connected. It makes complete sense thinking of their presentations but I hadn't known that one. I donated to that guy's mom's cancer fund, or I think it was cancer. +--- 636267173 +extra "orcs are racist because they remind me of black people" credits +--- 636267227 +>>636266465 (OP) +Spirit Science was some weird new age hippie shit, not scientology. +--- 636267265 +>>636266875 +Wait he's based? What the fuck +--- 636267269 +>>636266465 (OP) +Rayman. + +>>636267173 +Tell that to right wingers claiming Tolkien was based because orcs = blacks. +--- 636267291 +>>636266982 +It's obviously based on their model +He just applied the same PowerPoint concept using more illustrations which were always the best part and wrote better essays +People forget how YouTube used to be before massive monetization, for as shitty as extra credits and their members were their content was as influential as the angry videogame nerd +Pretty much all videogame analysis is rooted in it in some way because they were among the first to make a career out of analyzing videogames +--- 636267361 +>>636266982 +>guy's mom's cancer fund +I remember it was their artists fucking broken leg then she prombly left.I swear every year they needed some personal disaster fund for their lives. +--- 636267372 +>>636266875 +Lol, lmao +Imagine getting cancelled because the girl didn't like the break up +--- 636267542 +>>636267361 +No fucking way it was their artist's leg I donated for. Must have been multiple if so. +>>636267291 +Yeah I see it. Just never clicked. Respect our forefathers and all. +--- 636267707 +>>636266465 (OP) +>90% of their advice was just use reference material +People watched EC primarily for entertainment. +It's like watching a documentary about striped hyenas, 99.9% of people will forget about it the next week (or the next day). + +Well, that used to be the case, now they have shit like pic-rel that is hard to forget. +--- 636268271 +>>636267707 +The famous warrior of the tribe fought the evil monsters. +--- 636268420 +>>636267361 +She got carpal tunnel +They asked for donations for her surgery so the show could go on +Got pissed at the escapist for demanding a percentage of the money +Then the artist took the money and run +Then the guy had a stress induced breakdown +Then the show went in just fine without the doodle expert +Also I'm pretty sure James whole role in the show was fucking the dudes ass constantly while he recorded the audio for the videos so he could achieve a high pitch voice +--- 636268608 +>>636266465 (OP) +I could never listen to a single one of their videos because of the voice filter +--- 636268805 +>>636267707 +I like their extra history series but god damn do I hate takes like this. +There is literally no culture or ethnic group that exists in the modern day I can think of off the top of my head that the standard fantasy Orc can be considered analogous to. If anything this makes THEM look racist if they see hammed up over-the-top violent Orcs and their first thought is "black people". +--- 636269268 +>>636268805 +>I like their extra history series but god damn do I hate takes like this. +If they speak horseshit on that matter what makes you think they wont bring that to history? + +I love the bronze age but ive never touched one of their history videos for this reason. +--- 636269346 +>>636268805 +Dardanians +--- 636269383 +>>636268420 +>Got pissed at the escapist for demanding a percentage of the money +As im aware they wanted paid immediately.But the escapist paid them in installments up until this point and so a fallout happened. +--- 636269447 +>>636267372 +>Ti-hi, I lied. +Fuck her with a rusty pike. +--- 636269565 +>>636269268 +I'm a history major and I've cross-referenced some of their stuff. It's solid, they have a separate team writing for Extra History and it shows. There's definitely some left-wing progressive biases here and there but they know their shit. +--- 636269621 +>>636269346 +>>636268805 >that exists in the modern day +--- 636269871 +>>636267269 +>What did he meant by that ? +--- 636270204 +>>636269565 +Id rather read the actual sources. +--- 636270351 +>>636267372 +>misinterpretations +--- 636270542 +>>636270204 +Trust me, you wouldn't. It can be dry as fuck even for someone like me. +I unironically recommend series like Extra History quality crash courses on stuff like this they sift through all the irrelevant shit and give you all the juicy stuff you need to know. +--- 636270661 +>>636267372 +Let me guess, 0 consequences were faced for potentially ruining a person's life with blatant lies. Right? +--- 636271409 +>playing as a nazi means you automatically share their beliefs +This was one of the dumbest takes I've ever heard in my life. +--- 636272532 +>>636271409 +They were always stupid but by the end they also became autistic +--- 636272590 +>>636270542 +You misunderstand. I build Historical reproductions i have to read the actual papers to get correct measurements and sizes and materials. +A cartoon stick man with a narrative isnt good enough. +--- 636273402 +>>636272590 +What's the earliest attempt at a sex toy in history? Can you replicate it? +--- 636273654 +>>636273402 +Yeah i can. +--- 636274710 +>>636273654 +there is no way the romans invened sex toys, i call bullshit +--- 636274820 +>>636274710 +It one of the oldest that can be identified.Organic items tend not to survive to the present day. +--- 636275143 +Did anyone in that show even worked on games? diff --git a/v/636266474.txt b/v/636266474.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2e8a5b880f8e4b1338f48947c8321cef30a60678 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636266474.txt @@ -0,0 +1,120 @@ +----- +--- 636266474 +>/v/ calls a game kino +>Its just mediocre at best +Why is that? +--- 636266541 +>>636266474 (OP) +>he fell for the kino buzzword +Third-worlders spammed it to meaninglessness. +You got baited by something that means nothing. +--- 636266634 +ITT: shit taste AAAslop guzzlers +--- 636266636 +>>636266474 (OP) +I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIED LAST NIGHT! +--- 636267118 +>>636266541 +Its more like suburbanite westoid bugs shilling for their weebshit games thirdies atleast have good taste +--- 636267525 +>>636266474 (OP) +>in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king +videogames now are mostly below mediocre, so a mediocre game seems in comparison to most games now like a god game +--- 636267696 +>>636267118 +yes such good taste sirs plz redeem the Forspoken with beuitiful girl +--- 636267865 +>>636267696 +>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY TRANIME NOOOO! +Cope anglocuck +--- 636268831 +>>636266634 +Indie too +--- 636269501 +>>636266474 (OP) +i'll always bump Pete threads +--- 636270557 +nintendo bonus +--- 636270632 +dragon's dogma +--- 636270708 +>>636266474 (OP) +AND DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DOING +YOU STUPID TWAT +--- 636271032 +>>636266474 (OP) +I miss him so much it's unreal +--- 636271162 +>>636266474 (OP) +A game doesn't actually have to be good to be kino. The mechanics can be shit, it's an aesthetic/soul thing. That doesn't mean it even has to look good. +Basically if you can't recognise kino or soul when you see it, you have some kind of deficiency that can't be fixed. Nobody can explain it to you. +--- 636271202 +>>636267865 +Tranime website you brown shithead. Subhumans like you shouldn't even be allowed on the internet. +Jesus christ nuke west and central asia already. +--- 636271305 +>>636266474 (OP) +It's because it was +>kino +instead of being +>ludo +--- 636271439 +Somewhere right around 2026 we got invaded and they decided to stay. + +Long ago Moot warned us that raiding stupid sites full of retards would only encourage them to migrate here. We didn't listen. +--- 636271513 +>>636271439 +>2016 +Well fuck. Amusing typo. +--- 636271548 +>>636266474 (OP) +Everyone here uses kino to mean "thing I like". +Basically every stupid meme word that becomes popular here can be accurately translated as either "thing I like" or "thing I don't like". +--- 636271580 +>>636271513 +It's a prophesy anon +--- 636271750 +>>636271548 +Actually no, it almost always means over the top chruaaazeeey shit like Platinum games or unfiltered autism on display, DBZ memes, anything the brown south american would like. +Sure this place has of course deluded it a bit but on slower boards it still means that and only that. +--- 636271901 +>>636271750 +Kino post +--- 636273448 +>>636271439 +The fact that it's been 7 years since 2016 and you're still here explaining such things and using the word "we" shows that the underlying premise of your post, that the users of 4chan aren't the same as they were in the past, isn't something you actually believe in. +--- 636273508 +>>636266474 (OP) +Dragons Dogma +--- 636273618 +>>636266474 (OP) +anything from japan aka for faggots +anything with a cartoon aesthetic aka for people that never grew up +anything first person or third person aka for betas that need to self insert +anything classed as an "rpg" aka an incel simulator +--- 636273642 +>>636273448 +Way to misread his post, faggot. +--- 636274020 +>>636273642 +Keep seething tranny +--- 636274021 +>>636266474 (OP) +Kino means smart or intellectual. Everything smart or intellectual is complete shit. You were fooled. It’s how intellectuals trick people into thinking something must be good because high IQ people made it. +The goal is to take advantage of kind people with money. +--- 636274789 +>>636271202 +You'll never be a women you'll always be a faggot pedo +--- 636274851 +>>636273618 +Kys coomernigger +--- 636274939 +kino is like bussin right +--- 636275061 +>>636274939 +it's more like ludo +--- 636275310 +>>636267118 +>westoid bugs +ironic. +cope, eastoid insect. you wish you were white. diff --git a/v/636266531.txt b/v/636266531.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ae802fbc120a5897a0dca6d36e3fcb492d5269a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636266531.txt @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +----- +--- 636266531 +ITT we fix Sonic games. +I will start: +>Add more playable characters, I know it's called "Sonic" but people crave variety. +>change up the genre a bit, frontier wasn't the best but it was a good try +--- 636266668 +Bring back the little buddy co op system so I can play with friends +--- 636266727 +>>636266668 +sounds good +--- 636267672 +>>636266531 (OP) +Make a 3D level editor bundled with story mode, with how blocky recent Sonic levels are it will be a no-brainer to implement in-engine builder +Tell most of the game plot through VN-style dialogue with only select few cinematics so it's easy to make custom campaigns +Add shitton of characters that are expansions of Sonic moveset, Forces had the right idea with Avatar. Make it paid DLC, I don't care +Introduce scripting language for complex setpieces and minigames +Make it Sonic Gmod, basically. Mario Maker, Geometry Dash, Robo Blast 2 - all have huge custom level scene after all these years, I don't see why Sonic can't capitalize on it +--- 636269052 +>>636266531 (OP) +>Actually make my 3D Sonic game 3D instead of 2D. Even in Frontiers the majority of the stages are 2D. +>If you are gonna do a combat system make it actually good. +>If you are gonna try to do over the top boss fights make the not glorified cutscenes. +>If you are attempting to focus on the story again get a good writer. Maekawa was the only motherfucker who understood these characters. Unleashed and Black Knight still have the best writing. We know Ian did a script treatment, but someone he didn't tell the devs, "You know Sonic should reacflt to Sage's death at least." Maekawa wouldn't have let that happen. +Hopefully the success of Frontiers leads to a better game. I don't get why people are giving it 8/10s it's far from even a 6, but if Sonic Team can actually hire some fucking talent for once maybe things will change. +--- 636269153 +>>636269052 +>>636266531 (OP) +>Somehow he didn't even tell the devs, "Sonic should react to Sage's death at least. +Fuck typos. +--- 636270882 +Release a new Mega Drive game. +--- 636271252 +>>636266531 (OP) +Sex with Blaze +--- 636272937 +The only playable characters I care about in this entire series are Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Ray, Rouge, and Blaze. +--- 636273120 +>>636272937 +>Tails +Stop forcing the meme pedo +--- 636275053 +>>636269052 +>Maekawa was the only motherfucker who understood these characters. +He basically was given free reign to write Sonic and company however he wanted, though. There wasn't really anything to "get", at the time. + +Either way I don't like Ian either but think you're overselling Maekawa as a writer by a wide margin. The only real difference between his Sonic and Ian's Sonic is that one is slightly less jokey. That's really it. Maekawa's Sonic was plenty flippant; he just didn't joke in the same way. I can appreciate your preference for one over another but stop pretending that Maekawa's Sonic is so vastly different than Ian's. He really isn't, and Sonic as a character is not that complex or deep. diff --git a/v/636266915.txt b/v/636266915.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..47e9cd02905e37332491aa3896867ced695b28c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636266915.txt @@ -0,0 +1,70 @@ +----- +--- 636266915 +/v/ can't name a single example of vidya ludokino +--- 636267274 +final fantasy 8 +--- 636267563 +Where the fuck is Naruto vidya? I'm tired of waiting. +--- 636267634 +Hunt Down The Freeman +--- 636267643 +>>636266915 (OP) +I tried playing Silent Hill on PS1 and I couldn't tell if the warping textures were intentional or not, and when I teleported into the hell dimension I wondered about whether I was being devoured by this dimension. +--- 636267726 +Sleeping Dogs +--- 636267914 +>>636266915 (OP) +what does the reddit frog have to do with this? +--- 636267960 +>>636266915 (OP) +The entirety of Asura's Wrath +--- 636268029 +>>636266915 (OP) +You can't even define ludokino +--- 636268173 +>>636267563 +I discovered this the other day, https://www.youtube.com/@Akyet/videos +The only problem is the solo dev isn't releasing it until it's "done" and only gives copies to youtubers with enough subscribers to promote it. Both of which are incredibly big red flags that I cant see him getting called out for on any youtube videos. I'm keeping an eye on it for now but if it never gets released I'm not gonna be surprised. +--- 636268450 +>>636266915 (OP) +Final Fantasy 7 + +Cloud is telling the story about how he, as a badass soldier 1st class, was partnered with legendary badass soldier Sephiroth to investigate a broken reactor. Except he wasn't, he washed out of soldier, the story was his delusional rambling where he repressed the real story in his head and had LARPed as the actual soldier 1st class who was actually Sephiroth's partner. Except there are several clues there to indicate that Cloud is lying. Like the fact he's supposed to be a 1st class soldier even though he's at lv1, which is weaker than you start the game at (lv5). Because no matter what Cloud says, he can't replicate the feeling of being that strong in his head. He's also stuck with shit tier materia while Sephiroth and probably Zack, the real 1st class soldier, are loaded with several master class materia. A shit tier materia that probably saved his life because the one he had, preemptive, in game, gives a slight chance you'll catch the enemy from behind. And in the climax of the mission Cloud stole Zack's sword and stabbed Sephiroth in the back. +--- 636268510 +>>636266915 (OP) +you can't just combine two words and expect it to make sense +--- 636268549 +>>636268510 +True, prime example of dishonest ludokinonomology +--- 636268603 +>>636267563 +soon +https://youtu.be/mkfwWyJT5OU [Embed] +--- 636268853 +>>636268603 +I hope you're joking +--- 636268951 +>>636266915 (OP) +ITATCHI! I WILL AVENGE ALL THE PS5 GAMES YOU PORTED TO PC. NOW DIEE!!!!! +--- 636269495 +>>636266915 (OP) +zuma deluxe +--- 636271123 +>>636267960 +the only actually good moviegame because it's not up its own ass trying to win an Oscar +--- 636271358 +>>636268603 +so if I download this will I get virus or not sirs? +also is it fun? +--- 636271550 +>>636266915 (OP) +The word is fucking LUDO you giant fucking fag fuck you +--- 636272460 +>>636266915 (OP) +hotline miami +--- 636272567 +>>636267563 +Who cares, it's just Ninja Storm 5. Ninja Storm 4 is good but why do we need the same shit again? +--- 636272890 +>>636272567 +That's the problem with games made on a preexisting ip. You can only really recreate what was already there. But in higher resolution diff --git a/v/636267662.txt b/v/636267662.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..46d88d42378b3ae78e4d6272c48ec5363906bf9b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636267662.txt @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +----- +--- 636267662 +>see enemy +>get horny +What do? +--- 636267845 +>see enemy +>get horny +>check rule34 +>0 results + +>>636267662 (OP) +fap, stupid, no one's going to stop you +--- 636267948 +>>636267662 (OP) +>there are anons browsing the board right now who would fuck a demon +--- 636268158 +>>636267948 +Explain to someone that never touched a SMT or Persona game why it would be morally wrong. +--- 636268226 +>>636267662 (OP) +Thank the Gods and the Emperor China will be censoring this shit. +--- 636268752 +>>636268158 +they killed millions... +--- 636268932 +>>636268226 +What a faggot thing to say +--- 636269012 +>>636267662 (OP) +>SMT4A and 5 has the superior Odin +--- 636269028 +>>636267948 +You're god dam right, I'd fuck that demon so hard she'd give birth to Dante & Vergil +--- 636269224 +>>636267948 +--- 636269657 +>>636267662 (OP) +Use a Dis-Charm you fucking idiot +--- 636271813 +>>636267948 +>Mini girl +>Pixie cut +>Leotard +>Stockings +I love this stupid fairy so damn much. +--- 636273101 +>>636267662 (OP) +what game is this? +--- 636273435 +>>636267662 (OP) +Cast Hell Thrust +--- 636273489 +>>636267948 +this board is full of failures as a human +--- 636274665 +>>636267662 (OP) +I just started getting into the Persona games starting with 3 and I'm hungry for some angel pits already. Nekomata a cute too. +--- 636274784 +>>636267948 +I would fuck multiple demons, don't downplay me +--- 636274881 +>>636274665 +>angel +>wears bondage gear +what did they mean by this +--- 636274972 +>>636274665 +>I just started getting into the Persona games starting with 3 +Good man.. +--- 636275085 +Do what needs to be done to find relief, I suppose. +--- 636275098 +>>636268158 +depends on the game, in Persona you would be fucking human subconsciousness so it's like tulip shit, in SMT and Soul Hackers it's putting your dick in the crazy. +--- 636275114 +>>636269012 +Said no one ever. +--- 636275296 +>>636267662 (OP) +Contact enemy and be horny until she gives you her card or runs away. If she gets angry you're just gonna have to kill her, there's plenty of demons in the collective unconscious anyways. diff --git a/v/636267842.txt b/v/636267842.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..552d3e5aed52cb679272cc49a4ec3f40876ea5b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636267842.txt @@ -0,0 +1,376 @@ +----- +--- 636267842 +are you tech literate? +--- 636267901 +>>636267842 (OP) +guess not +--- 636267941 +>>636267842 (OP) +They said that about PS3 emulation too. +--- 636268025 +>>636267842 (OP) +it's over +--- 636268039 +>>636267842 (OP) +Because there are no games +--- 636268040 +>>636267941 +PS3 is seventh gen. +--- 636268162 +>THE EXPERTS HAVE SPOKEN +cringe +--- 636268164 +>>636267842 (OP) +no matter what running games on non native hardware will always be a thing. + +I just don't understand why no body has used fpga has accelerator for emu yet +--- 636268251 +Games so good you'll never want to preserve them or play them again with better fidelity for free right console xisters! +--- 636268280 +>>636268164 +They have: https://mister-devel.github.io/MkDocs_MiSTer/ +--- 636268286 +>>636267842 (OP) +7th gen is ps3/xbox/wii right +meh +shit games anyway +--- 636268324 +You can already emulate and completely play through every console exclusive 7th gen game on a Steam Deck. +--- 636268392 +>>636267842 (OP) +But Demon's Souls runs without any flaws for me on RPCS3. +--- 636268408 +>>636267842 (OP) +imagine saying this after ps3 emulation has been perfectly playable for years now +--- 636268424 +>>636267842 (OP) +>handhelds (ds/psp): one of the easiest to emulate +>wii: already easily emulatable +>ps3: emulation progress is looking good +that just leaves the xbox 360 for the 7th gen, so what the fuck did he mean +--- 636268475 +it's so fake fuck off with your stupid bait OP +--- 636268481 +Cemu goes fine +Xbox has no games +Ps3 already runs the ones that matters +--- 636268514 +>>636267842 (OP) +I 100%'ed Red Dead Redemption on Xenia and it was a much better experience emulating it than playing it on PS3. +--- 636268530 +>>636268286 +But Wii is emulated perfectly +--- 636268597 +Does this have something to do with that kid who made the only known devkit into a PC tower or whatever? cuz i can run wii games on my fucking cellphone and i know ps3 emulation is pretty much perfected. +--- 636268628 +>>636268040 +You're seventh gen +--- 636268686 +>>636268628 +--- 636268773 +>tech experts +shit well they're the experts so i guess i'll take their word for it +--- 636268875 +>>636267842 (OP) +There are many degrees of tech illiteracy. I'm far from the best with computers, but I'm still miles above a granny who doesn't know the difference between a file and a folder. With this said, no, I don't know why seventh gen emulation can't be done. I don't even know which consoles are seventh gen. +--- 636268903 +>>636268392 +And its better and cheaper than the "remake" so, yeah, not sure the tech experts thought about this. +--- 636268967 +>>636268392 +Does the rest of the PS3's entire library do the same? +--- 636268986 +>>636268773 +Umm reliable means 100% also you need to buy all your games for hundreds of dollars off of ebay grifters because you're literally genociding the mega corporations right now. +--- 636268996 +>>636267842 (OP) +I dunno, I'm pretty sure most Wii and PS3 games emulate just fine. Anything good on the 360 is on PC. +--- 636269165 +>>636267842 (OP) +pretty much anything can be emulated, it's determined by interest and lack of modern ports. Emulation won't reach ps4/xbo era because pretty much anything of interest on those systems have a pc port +--- 636269229 +>>636267842 (OP) +>and you know why +Because emulator devs would just endlessly beg on patreon and thus wouldn't have incentive to actually finish what they've started? +--- 636269237 +>>636268514 +You could have just used Youtube +--- 636269280 +>>636267842 (OP) +I assume he's only referring to the PS3 and its cell processor. +360 should be fine, but who cares about 360 exclusives? +--- 636269335 +>>636269165 +people will do it just to rescue Bloodborne +--- 636269376 +>double negative +Yikes! +--- 636269384 +>>636267842 (OP) +they say this shit every console generation and they are always wrong +--- 636269396 +>>636268164 +there's multiple though? +--- 636269428 +>>636268164 +>why no body has used fpga has accelerator for emu yet +They have but it's harder and harder as the SoC gets more complex. Also do to hardware requirements it'll never be that mainstream +--- 636269481 +>>636269335 +yeah that's the only worthwhile game past 7th gen that doesn't have a PC port that I can think of +--- 636269485 +I'm just waiting to whack a PS2 emulator on a pi-type (or formfactor) device. +--- 636269519 +>>636269376 +illiterate isn't a negative, retard. that's like saying "i'm not above you" is a double negative because above is an antonym to below. +--- 636269524 +>>636267941 +To be fair, PS3 emulation only became viable relatively recently, in the last few years. It's existed far longer but practically nothing was in a playable state. +--- 636269527 +>>636268967 +Pretty much all the ones worth playing yes. Metal Gear, God of War, Dante's Inferno, Ninja Gaiden 1,2 (Both PS3 and Xbox). Okay, Infamous and Red Dead doesn't work very well, I'll give you that. +--- 636269561 +>>636268967 +No. For the most part- the games you would be interested in playing- will run fine. +--- 636269569 +>>636268280 +nah they are implementing the whole console into the fpga and by the time you could do that with a 7th console I will be dead + +I'm talk about using fpga has accelerator. +At work we use xilinx fpga cards connected in pcie to a pc and they are used in R&D for that purpose acceleration over different iteration of a technology. + +so why not do that to emulate only the CELL part of the PS3 and pass the RSX to the real graphic card ? +--- 636269640 +>experts say... +--- 636269717 +>>636267842 (OP) +i thought ps3 and wii emulation was fairly stable at this point, can someone explain what the twitter nigger is hinting at here? +--- 636269732 +>tech experts +BAIT co. isn't sending their best +--- 636269734 +>>636269569 +>CELL part of the PS3 +That's the hardest fucking part of the whole thing. The whole fucking processor architecture. The reason the console failed and devs had a fucking hard time porting games to it. +--- 636269738 +>>636268039 +--- 636269775 +>>636269717 +it's fake +--- 636269848 +>>636268164 +Welp, if you can't pull off a cycle accurate software simulation, programmable logic isn't going to magically make things work instead +--- 636269894 +>>636269734 +yes that the whole point, hard to emulate but not to "borrow". +please take a look a what an fpga is. +--- 636269924 +>>636269734 +>failed +Didn't it sell more than the 360 in the end, and well over 80+ million units? +--- 636270190 +>>636268996 +Can I play Last Stroy and Lost Oddysey already? +--- 636270349 +>>636270190 +Last Story works pretty much perfectly. But it doesn't worth the hype, it's pretty meh overall. +--- 636270381 +>>636269894 +Guess what you fucking have to do. Create a processor that is able to natively handle the instructions of the assembly code AND handle the actual data pipelines. Otherwise you're just building the same shit as before and you'd had no benefit of using an fpga. +Just look up how it differs from a fucking x86 base cpu and why emulators are so hard to make for it. Writing an interpreter/translator for cell->x86 instructions is not the hard part. It's executing them clock cycle accurate is +>>636269924 +>Didn't it sell more than the 360 in the end, and well over 80+ million units? +Every 3rd party game was worse both for graphics and performance. The processor was a bitch to develop for. Stronger? Yes. Easy to develop for? Fuck no. +--- 636270440 +>>636270381 +Yes. But didn't it sell more than the 360 and more than 80+ million units? +--- 636270593 +>>636270349 +Nice to know, thanks! +--- 636270659 +>>636268773 +Most of us want more than just "playable performance and no game breaking glitches" +--- 636270787 +>>636270440 +>80-86M xbox +>87M PS3 +>159M PS2 +Losing half your market is success. +--- 636270926 +>>636267842 (OP) +RPCS3 boots up every PS3 game and their playable list is an undercount. +--- 636270979 +>>636270787 +Seventh Gen was a crowded market, and had to contend with the Wii. Doing 87 million units while competing with the 150M+ Wii is impressive. Nintendo and Microsoft couldn't make those numbers against the PS2. It also came out in 2nd place, so that's failure? I guess if you want to be a hater... +--- 636271042 +There isn't a single 7th gen game worth emulating anyway. +--- 636271086 +>>636271042 +What about A Game of Sex? +--- 636271165 +>>636267842 (OP) +>will never be done reliably +Counterpoint: you WANT it to be done reliably sooner rather than later as that same reason had made it a certainity that these game will NEVER get modern day ports +It's incredible, isnt it? The damage MUH CELL did to the gaming industry +--- 636271215 +>>636271042 +I always wanted to play Folklore but never did +--- 636271285 +>>636271165 +do what now? +--- 636271295 +>>636270381 +It's possible that I am retarded and lack critical knowledge for that conversation if that is the case just insult me in your next post. +the whole point of the fpga would be to be able to run the CELL 1:1 and would be the same has having the og CELL pluged in. +the emulator part would be to do a driver to allow communication with the host hardware RAM/GPU (and translate the GPU call in the process) +--- 636271304 +We might not get emulation. But we will get increasingly powerful decompilers to port these games. +--- 636271350 +>>636271042 +Boomer or zoomer? Either way youre a contrarian faggot +--- 636271360 +>>636270979 +>xbox tripled their sales(24M->85M) +>PS halved (160M->87M) +>Established company getting almost beaten by a relative newcommer +Success +--- 636271372 +>>636267842 (OP) +What game from ps5 is there that would worth emulating? lol.. Sony port all their shit on pc anyway.. and jrpg now release more often on PC than on playstation. +--- 636271384 +>>636271295 +Bruh. Good luck fpga-ing a fucking Cell. +--- 636271408 +>>636270979 +The Wii wasn't really stealing customers from Sony or Xbox. A lot of the absurd growth was from non gamers + their stable tendies +Wii was also very common as a secondary console to PS/Xbox players since it was significantly cheaper and unique compared to the other 2 +--- 636271417 +>>636270979 +The Wii didn't compete with PS and Xbox nigger. +Most of the wii sales were to people that didn't buy consoles, women, old people and young girls. +--- 636271448 +>>636267842 (OP) +There is no processor that can keep up with the Power of the Cell(tm) even 16 years after its release. +--- 636271449 +what games are people even pining to play through 7th gen emulation? 90% of them came out on PC too and can be easily pirated. +--- 636271456 +>>636269524 +And? Never is a very long time. +--- 636271459 +>>636271360 +Welp it didn't sell 500 million units and push the other two companies out of the market. Complete failure. Waaaaaaaah stupid Sony! Don't they know my FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS was supposed to win internet arguments for me!? +--- 636271516 +>>636271408 +>>636271417 + +Sigh... +More haters... +--- 636271812 +>>636271516 +I'm literally a Nintendo guy and I think the Wii is great. +Just because you didn't understand the basics of Nintendos marketing strategy for the Wii doesn't make me a hater. +After the cube did poorly in the previous gen, Nintendo decided to not compete directly with the other two, and it was a brilliant strategy. +It attracted the biggest influx of non gamers to gaming since the atari/nes. Over time many of these new players became tendies and look how the Switch is doing now. They own their own market. +The Wiiu was either a huge ball drop or a low investment test run for the potential of the Switch. +--- 636271875 +>>636271295 +If you have no idea how the hardware for the cell is designed then stop saying shit and look it up. There is a reason why it's a bitch and why getting actually good performance is still fucking hard. +Translating the code is not the hard part. That's just a fucking lookup table. Handling the instructions cycle accurate is the problem +--- 636271895 +>>636267842 (OP) +>Twitter +OP is a fag. +--- 636272080 +>>636270190 +Lost Oddysey has at least 2 sections that will crash during the main story. A section in disk 1 and another around the end of Disk 2, you can eventually get around it with specific versions of Xenia but its a godam headache. The last straw with me was a crash involving a late game side mission and its not reported on nearly as much with no working versions(to my knowledge) because it involves a side mission not the main story so most probably skip it. But it involves one of the best weapons in the game and was infuriating me to no end so I ending up quitting when I only had prob like 3 hours left to 100% it. + +I would buy a PC version of Lost Odyssey too but they refuse to release it and I'm not hooking up my Xbone 360 just to play it. Honestly the 360 emulator is still complete trash. +--- 636272234 +>>636269527 +>Pretty much all the ones worth playing +And there it is +--- 636272254 +>>636267842 (OP) +As long as I can emulate nintendo consoles, it's ok, which I can. +--- 636272305 +>>636268424 +xbox 360 emulation is already really good, i beat rdr and played a good bit of undead nightmare just fine +--- 636272331 +>>636267842 (OP) +because they don't have nintendo games? +--- 636272374 +>>636267842 (OP) +So? Sony is releasing their exclusives on PC anyway. +--- 636272489 +>>636269524 +It’s not playable. 7th gen emulation is a joke. +--- 636272505 +>>636268530 +Because the Wii is basically a Gamecube with motion controls +--- 636272758 +>>636272489 +>>636269524 +wdym? i have beaten rdr, lolipop chainsaw, demons souls, ico, sotc, shadows of the damned and a few more on rpcs3 and xenia +--- 636272795 +>>636272234 +There is what? +--- 636272872 +>>636268986 +NES emulation isn't 100% reliable yet nobody compains about that. +--- 636272904 +>>636272758 +You can’t even play goldeneye without some minor graphical glitches. Sure if you have no standards everything is “playable” +--- 636272973 +>>636272904 +7th gen was literally 720p/30FPS with drops the entire gen, there were no standards to speak of. +--- 636272990 +>>636270440 +360 blew playsation 3 the fuck out. Half of ps3 sales happened during a two year period (2012 to 2013) during which they also coincidently stopped telling their shareholders the units shipped per quarter (like they previously had done). Real dodgy stuff, and most likely dumped in a third world market where the returns are much lower. +--- 636273035 +>>636272872 +One is fucking cycle accurate and one is performing better than the OG hardware. +The whole fucking hardware is reverse engineered at this point. +--- 636273091 +>>636267842 (OP) +>NEVER +My sides. +--- 636273254 +>>636272795 +The cope that "any game that doesn't emulate well isn't worth playing anyway" +--- 636273469 +>>636273035 +SNES then +--- 636273520 +>>636273254 +Now read it again, but this time till the end. +--- 636273538 +>>636270190 +I emulated Last Story back in 2012 lmao + +Lost Odyssey had one place that was crash prone but i solved it with a custom build i found on the internet. Otherwise pretty much perfect. +--- 636273594 +>>636273469 +That one is too. +--- 636273619 +>>636273469 +same story. ffs do your homework retard, if you're gonna shitpost atleast have your facts straight +--- 636274215 +>>636267842 (OP) +the PS Tripple? +--- 636274526 +>>636273594 +>>636273619 +So if you make a game with a hardware trick never discovered before, it will work perfectly on an emulator? +--- 636274686 +>>636267941 +Isn't PS3 emulation still pretty crap? It'll be a decade before it'll be on the level of Dolphin. +--- 636274765 +>>636274686 +It's been great for years now as long as you have a modern CPU +--- 636274928 +>>636274526 +>a hardware trick never discovered before +such as...? +--- 636275204 +>>636274526 +Unless you're relying on quirks of physical hardware (which won't work on all of them) then yes, it'll work. diff --git a/v/636267974.txt b/v/636267974.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..28b76baaaaa67bd329fd84263ca87cfdf4cdbdf0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636267974.txt @@ -0,0 +1,218 @@ +----- +--- 636267974 +If you can't afford it are you sure you should be playing video games at all? +--- 636268076 +>>636267974 (OP) +It's a card designed to milk miner money. +--- 636268213 +>>636267974 (OP) +Why would I buy that when I have 3070 +--- 636268231 +raises hand + +what do you need this over the top top of the line card for? +couldn't be vidya. +--- 636268332 +he's right you know + +you don't need to own one (i have a 3090) but if 1500 is a lot of money for you then you should not be spending your time on vidya +--- 636268416 +I got an extremely good deal on a 4080. Half the cost of the 4090, so I went for it. +I'm also highly superstitious so since my last card was a GTX 980 and it has served me well for many years without problems, it seemed right to get the "80" of this generation as well. +--- 636268443 +>>636268231 +*raises paw* +To run Blender once, then maybe play with StableDiffusion until I learn that I'll have to photoshop the results to make them look half-decent! +--- 636268479 +>>636268332 +But I can spend a third of that to buy a whole PC and play every game from the past 40 years??? +--- 636268529 +>>636268443 +>StableDiffusion +i have heard of this once before +--- 636268532 +>>636267974 (OP) +I can afford it. +But I'm not gonna give them a message that it's ok, else they will just continue raising the price. +There's no limit to jewish greediness. +--- 636268556 +>>636267974 (OP) +I have a 3080 rig and a 4080 rig. Only a faggot would buy any '90 GPU. The XX90 is literally made to milk whales who cant think logically. +Note the 3090 was 2x more expensive than the 4080, and this is the 3090 being BEFORE the GPU price hike and the 4080 being after it, yet the 4080 is better than the 3090 for half the price, just as the 3080 beats the shit out of whatever the prior gens top of the line "enthusiast" overpriced hardware was. +Pure faggotry OP. +--- 636268562 +>>636268231 +I want a card that I won't need to upgrade for the next 5+ years (the extra VRAM for AI is a nice bonus too). +>>636268443 +Furfags get the rope. +--- 636268598 +I'll just go with the 4070 +I'm poor and that thing still costs 700€, not keen on using my entire bank account for the 90 model +--- 636268662 +>>636268562 +>Furfags get the rope. +What about the furry girls? Hang all the dudes if you want, but- +--- 636268689 +>>636268562 +>hat I won't need to upgrade for the next 5+ years +good point. my PC is ten years old I should probably get a new one too +--- 636268937 +>>636268479 +it's not really about what you need to play games: i'm saying that if you are not doing well financially you should focus first on solving that before you go around playing video games. + +pic related, what i play on my 7950x/3090 +--- 636269036 +My 3070 still plays anything I want. +--- 636269095 +>>636268937 +What about kids? They're not "doing well financially" +--- 636269196 +>>636267974 (OP) +I just bought a quarter of a million dollar house with a 35% downpayment. +I'm broke as shit now, so fuck off. Can't even afford furniture. +--- 636269219 +>>636267974 (OP) +I can easily afford it, all I need to do is make a payment of 60 dollars every month for the next 48 months. +--- 636269248 +>>636268556 +That honestly sounds like poorfag cope. +--- 636269303 +>>636269095 +if you were a kid again how much of your time would you spend on video games? + +i wouldn't spend any +--- 636269512 +>>636267974 (OP) +It won't fit in my Steam Deck. +--- 636269548 +>>636269303 +I'd play about the same or maybe even more. +I would be a kid with no taste or criteria, enjoy games so much. +--- 636269740 +>>636269548 +that sounds nice. as odd as it sounds, i try my best not to have taste myself. i think that the more things you enjoy the better your life is +--- 636269810 +>>636268443 +I run blendah on my 1070 m8 +--- 636270356 +>>636269740 +Yeah, there were lots of great games in the past, but beyond that as a kid the sense of wonder and discovery when everything is new was unparalleled, even more so before the internet and datamining ruined any possible secrets or cool things. +And on top of that, being a kid with no taste or criteria to discern what is good or bad, meant that basically every game I played I enjoyed, even the terrible ones I could have fun with. +Or when games were buggy, it was funny instead of upsetting. + +Nowadays I'm old and I have a great PC but barely any games worth playing on it. I don't think I'll upgrade my CPU/GPU in the next 5-6 years either, at least not for gaming. +--- 636270373 +>>636269303 +I would spend more time on vidya. +What else should I spend it on? Studying? I already know all those elementary shits. +--- 636270405 +>>636267974 (OP) +i would get it, but i'm waiting for 5090 +--- 636270538 +>>636268443 +How do I set up AI art generating on my local PC? +How long does it take to generate a picture? +Can I generate anything at all? No limit? Porn and hentai? +--- 636270573 +>>636270405 +128bit bus. 512MB of L3 cache. 50% Tensor cores for DLSS4. 16K @ 30FPS with DLSS! +--- 636270745 +>>636270538 +check out >>>/h/sdg/ +--- 636270768 +>>636270538 +*purr* Here you go! Even AMD can do it! Look at how easy! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCC8OT4s_AY [Embed] +--- 636270875 +>>636267974 (OP) +If you can afford one shouldn't you be having sex with gold diggers instead of playing video games? +--- 636271428 +>>636268532 +The 90 class car was the least impacted by the price creep. The 4080 is the one with a massive price increase and should not be bought. +--- 636271429 +>>636270356 +i do still find that sense of wonder in exploration games. in elden ring, in (offline) genshin impact, in kenshi. + +if anything, it seems like as time goes on the number of games out there goes up like crazy. you can still enjoy things +--- 636271512 +>>636270875 +They are way more expensive than a 2000$ card and the card will serve me 2 to 4 years. +--- 636271679 +>>636271428 +You have no idea what ur talking about , the 4090 sits at 2000 euro here in europe. +--- 636272000 +>>636271679 +The price hike even in Europe between 3090 and 4090 is was less compared to 3080 compared to 4080. +--- 636272045 +>>636271429 +But I am very aware of game design tropes. Even if I didn't read the wiki and avoided the internet when I played Elden Ring I didn't really feel the sense of wonder and exploration I felt when I first played Dark Souls all those years ago, even if the map is new a lot of it is retreaded, the gameplay is basically the same just with lots of improvements. + +For example, I haven't played an Ubisoft game in maybe a decade, but I know that after playing for 15 minutes, there would be nothing about the game's map/overworld that would be surprising or interesting or novel. + +Instead nowadays I play games where the gameplay itself is the main focus, things like RTS games, PVE horde shooters, FPS, and such. +--- 636272789 +>>636268231 +Running current gen games at my monitors maximum resolution and framerate: 3440x1440 at 175hz. +--- 636272906 +>>636268231 +Mostly decensoring JAV +--- 636273027 +>>636272906 +>decensoring JAV +wait, what? +--- 636273124 +>>636272045 +that's unfortunate. you know, i haven't done it myself, but i've heard that if you want to release your preconceptions, for example this recognition of tropes, then lsd will have that effect. i have even heard stories of people regularly taking some small amounts to prevent falling into exactly this sort of rut. + +perhaps i will try some myself, and rediscover the novelty. + +>>636271679 +the 4090 is a 1700 card. +https://geizhals.de/?fs=rtx%204090 + +>>636273027 +not him but deepcreampy has been around for years. + +>>636268231 +not for vidya, no. +--- 636273217 +>>636267974 (OP) +I play on 1080p 4070 is good enough for me.. specialy since it even allows me to use Ray tracing at 90 fps +--- 636273268 +>>636267974 (OP) +Gaming is a poor man's hobby. Richfags go back to yachting! +--- 636273364 +>>636273124 +>not him but deepcreampy has been around for years. +Japs's been using that tech for 35 years. +--- 636273543 +>>636273027 +>>636273027 +JavPlayer +Not realtime but I can process a 10 minute clip in roughly 10 mins. +Came very close to posting a NSFW example on a blue board just then. +Just look up JavPlayer or 'Decensored' in any porn site and you'll find clips that have had the mosaic removed with varying levels of sucess. Very good on anything pre 2017 and still fairly good on new stuff that's got good contrast and ideally a fine mosaic. +--- 636273656 +I'm about to go pick this guy up. Am I making a mistake? +--- 636273750 +>>636273124 +wtf +It's 2K on french sites and it's mostly out of stock +Why do krauts have it so good ;_; +--- 636273898 +>>636273656 +I don't think I'd be willing to go through AMD driver issues every again unless my GPU budget was like 150E +--- 636274357 +>>636273750 +why can't you order it from the german website anon +--- 636274937 +>>636270405 +Yeah, if the 50XX series turns out to be shit I'll scream and cry, but I'd die before buying a 8GB card +--- 636274945 +>>636273750 +You can thanks Laurent De La Clergerie. I got mine at LDLC during the last 10% discount because I don't trust amazing with the people taking care of the deliveries. +--- 636275198 +>>636267974 (OP) +>Moore's law is dead +>unless you're willing to pay $2000 for it +Thanks Njewia. diff --git a/v/636268176.txt b/v/636268176.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..42a749bd4359bdb33156d054a85f0396bcb76b50 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636268176.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 636268176 +Why do people say TES elves are ugly? I think they look great. They manage to look alien and unique, but also ethereal and beautiful, possessing typical elven characteristics without being carbon copies of Tolkien elves. +--- 636268328 +Why do people say anything? You are all fucking stupid. +--- 636268440 +never forgetti +--- 636268467 +>fanart +--- 636268583 +>>636268440 +And this is why I'll never acknowledge any ESO "lore" +--- 636268730 +>>636268176 (OP) +TES elves are the best elves anyway +--- 636268906 +>>636268176 (OP) +Depends. I think the altmer and Dunmer look good, but I always thought the bosmer looked weird. +--- 636268998 +>>636268176 (OP) +because most of the games look ugly as fuck and there's concept art where they look like trannies on crack +--- 636269103 +>>636269026 +Niiice +--- 636269478 +they're great +--- 636271735 +>>636268176 (OP) +Imperial men like them. +--- 636273245 +>>636268467 +Are there any biological explanations for these? +--- 636273474 +They look great EXCEPT for the colored sclerae making them look liked diseased, jaundiced niggers. +Especially the Bosmer. Yuck. diff --git a/v/636268289.txt b/v/636268289.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..86c36277b1a8eab70577ee5be175ca7f82890739 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636268289.txt @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ +----- +--- 636268289 +Elden Ring is peak reddit. Absolutely mediocre game with objectively bad design, cheap cheesing bosses, and I Wanna Be The Guy tier artificial difficulty. Beating bosses is entirely a function of rote memorization and takes zero actual skill, reflexes, or strategy. It's absolutely inexcusable after 13 years to still have enemies attacking through solid walls, still lack basic features like pausing, and still have every NPC interaction be either "stand still and mumble gibberish, then laugh like a retard" or "le edgy go insane and attacks you for no reason". + +It's the worst Souls game, and it only got popular because le ebin Game Of Thrones man hyped up redditors and twitch zoomers. This is the empirical reality, you cannot change my mind, and if you disagree you are provably wrong. +--- 636268368 +>last thread failed to get any (You)s +>"hm i'll just make another thread" +--- 636268472 +>>636268289 (OP) +fun fact i have 0.00 hours in elden ring and almost 2000 in dark souls 3 +yes i am incredibly autistic +--- 636269067 +>>636268289 (OP) +--- 636269107 +>>636268289 (OP) +>you cannot change my mind +nobody cares little nigger +--- 636269872 +>>636268289 (OP) +>This is the empirical reality, you cannot change my mind, and if you disagree you are provably wrong. +Prove it then; Upload clips of everything you've complained about. If you can't then I get to fuck you in the ass. +--- 636269964 +>>636268289 (OP) +Look out you’ll upset the entirety of the Japanese and JDIF snoy force that shills here. +--- 636270163 +>>636268289 (OP) +based +tasteless trash game +--- 636270269 +You will never be a woman. +--- 636270552 +>>636268289 (OP) +>objectively bad design +Okay faggot who got filtered by tree sentinel. +--- 636270756 +>>636268289 (OP) +>and still have every NPC interaction be either "stand still and mumble gibberish, then laugh like a retard" or "le edgy go insane and attacks you for no reason". +this is the only problem I have with the game, it's hard to give a shit about a character when you know it's going to die anyway, I didn't even bother completing the questlines. +--- 636271185 +>>636269872 +>average fromdrone is a gay faggot +wow. surprise surprise +--- 636271389 +>>636268289 (OP) +skill issue +--- 636273261 +You guys are still making these threads? Move on lmao everyone knows about the discord +--- 636273371 +ACK! +--- 636273471 +>>636268289 (OP) +Redditors and their lesser brother, 4channers, love shitty games with bad netcode, slow framedata to compensate for high input lag, shallow combat for the sake of simplicity, and recycled movesets so they they don't have to learn anything beyond 1-2-3. +--- 636274118 +>>636273261 +>>636270552 +>>636270269 +>>636269107 +>>636268368 +>something objectively true gets posted +>trannies absolutely seething about it + +Average day in 2023 +--- 636274854 +>>636268289 (OP) +Alright Mr Baiter whats a good game then? +--- 636274860 +>>636268289 (OP) +goodmorning ninty sir. +--- 636275218 +>>636268289 (OP) +Based, fuck Fromsharts. diff --git a/v/636268397.txt b/v/636268397.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bb0a7694fbf20e06bfdc821b6ead443181274c82 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636268397.txt @@ -0,0 +1,53 @@ +----- +--- 636268397 +PON PON PATA PON +--- 636268480 +>>636268397 (OP) +So what is the actual reason to why they stopped making patapon games? Was the studio kill? +--- 636268507 +>>636268397 (OP) +>mfw realizing patapon 3 was released 12 year ago +--- 636268605 +sexo +--- 636268748 +>>636268480 +Sony wanted to focus on 60$ AAA games. They saw cheaper games as a tarnish on their brand. +--- 636269030 +>>636268397 (OP) +I'm going to say it +This franchise was perfect to be on ps3/360. Make the games bigger, the gameplay more complex and playable with one of those guitar hero gimmick controllers like pic related +--- 636269139 +>>636268480 +>In April 2021, Japan Studio was reorganized and merged with Team Asobi and other SIE studios. +--- 636269192 +>>636268397 (OP) +>PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON PON +--- 636269256 +>>636268480 +No, Pyramid is still around, mostly working on their own gacha game and working on the Dariusburst ports with Taito. +--- 636269258 +YANBABA YANBABA YANBA +--- 636269423 +>>636268480 +Pyramid are doing other stuff and Japan Studio is kill. That said, Hiroyuki Kotani (the series' prdoucer and designer who worked at Japan Studio)'s working on a spiritual successor currently called Project Jabberwocky. Pic related. +--- 636270786 +>>636268480 +Sony just shifted its course to ”muh dirty color mature bullshit realismx2000” +So there just were no place for such soul as Patapon anymore. +--- 636271748 +Why was Patapon 3 so shit? +--- 636272883 +>>636269423 +any recent news on the game? would love to follow the development +--- 636273146 +>>636271748 +You shut your whore mouth +--- 636273409 +>>636272883 +Not yet as far as I know, iirc it was only officially announced slightly under a year ago so it's probably still in the relatively early stages. Kotani has a twitter account which is probably worth keeping an eye on, not sure if TVT (the development team) does though. +--- 636274575 +>>636271748 +It wasn't as good as 2 but it was still good +--- 636275205 +>>636268397 (OP) +PATA PATA PATA PON diff --git a/v/636268724.txt b/v/636268724.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fbc96979d4c8a197a6337add8d630f5ac0cbe6fc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636268724.txt @@ -0,0 +1,312 @@ +----- +--- 636268724 +It's kinda weird how rats are always the bad guys in video games. +--- 636269083 +>>636268724 (OP) +there are exceptions +--- 636269136 +if its good its a mousey +--- 636269682 +>>636268724 (OP) +>game has mice and rats +>mice are good +>rats are bad +--- 636269842 +>>636268724 (OP) +Black Plague forever fucked up their image +--- 636269905 +Rats are only cute in small numbers. They turn into psychopathic, cannibalistic, filth balls in large groups +--- 636269976 +>>636268724 (OP) +Watch it with antisemitism there bucko +--- 636270048 +rats +rats +we're the rats +--- 636270139 +>>636270048 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8 [Embed] +--- 636270147 +>kill rat +>+3 exp +>5 gold +>It dropped a copper sword! +--- 636270206 +>>636270147 +>kill rat +>drops a tiny wallet containing pictures of his rat wife and rat children +--- 636270218 +>>636268724 (OP) +Tails of Iron, rats are the good guys and you fight against a frog invasion +--- 636270236 +>>636270147 +this is hamster +--- 636270239 +>>636269905 +>They turn into psychopathic, cannibalistic, filth balls in large groups +Just like women do +--- 636270252 +>>636270147 +>pickpocket rat +>find a crumb of cheese, 2 grains of cooked rice and a twig. +--- 636270253 +Ratling gun +--- 636270292 +*squeak* +--- 636270336 +>>636268724 (OP) +>Mice +Skittish, will run away at anything larger then them. Doesn't tend to bite unless heavily threatened, even when it can't find other sources of food nearby. +>Rats +Will fucking go for your feet just because you left them exposed and uncovered. Has no shame at just acting like it owns any territory it feels it should have. Will outright attack you just because you got near it. + +Mind -pets- of both species are different things outright, and not what I'd call fitting for this. Putting them into selective areas that goes "This is yours, anything else is not" kinda makes them both act the same as a result. Mice like the idea of having a secure home, while rats just don't feel a need to try to expand if what they have already has everything they need. +--- 636270337 +>>636270206 +>you later get to meet said wife and children +>you can kill them, too +--- 636270382 +>>636270292 +The president of the USA is a mouse? +--- 636270387 +What do rats even contribute to anyway? +Worms and insects at least serve a purpose, but rats, nothing right? +--- 636270449 +>>636270382 +Could've been worse +--- 636270456 +>>636270387 +watch yourself +--- 636270525 +>>636270387 +What do you contribute to, anon? +--- 636270528 +>>636270456 +Or what? Gonna but my ankle? +You guys are only a problem when an iron bucket and hot coals are involved +--- 636270570 +Erm.. Hello? +--- 636270590 +>>636268724 (OP) +I've never had a pet rat, but rats are cool. Ratbros, you're alright. +--- 636270625 +>>636270147 +>kill rat +>drops rat tail (2) +--- 636270630 +>>636270570 +Yes hello, I'm calling to tell you your cheese delivery has been delayed. +--- 636270649 +>>636270570 +this is hamster +--- 636270679 +>>636268724 (OP) +--- 636270724 +>>636270525 +Nothing that wouldn't make me sound like i am holier than thou if i mentioned it, but i like to clean up parts of my town of rubbish +I don't have the drive to do anything more, i just dislike seeing rubbish thrown around for no reason +--- 636270849 +>>636270387 +normally rats are a species that dig holes in the ground which makes the soil softer for various plants and disperse seeds by eating them and shitting them somewhere +--- 636270858 +>>636270337 +you can fuck the wife +--- 636270916 +wonder why +--- 636270967 +>>636270253 +post more cub +--- 636270993 +>>636268724 (OP) +It makes sense. Rats are disgusting vermin and should be exterminated for the good of the world. +Rat people are also disgusting. I have never met a Rat person who didn't stink and have mental illness. +--- 636271053 +Never played Pizza Tower. + +I love this rat like you wouldn't believe. +--- 636271076 +>>636270849 +Didnt know about the digging holes thing, pretty neat thing to know about. +The seed thing applies to basically any animal that swallow a seed and shit though. It is what seeds are made to endure +--- 636271081 +>>636270387 +Once I saw documentary about how people are using rats to detect mines. They're apparently really good at it and since they're so lightweight the mines won't detonate when they step on them. +--- 636271095 +Sure smells like rat posters in this thread. +--- 636271116 +>>636270147 +>kill rat +>it drops a whole rat +>you can eat the rat +--- 636271152 +>>636271076 +plants produce seeds of different sizes and rats are small +--- 636271195 +>>636270252 +>rat alerts the guards of your thievery +--- 636271224 +>>636271081 +Pretty sure other animals are or have been trained to do the same thing as well +--- 636271235 +>>636269083 +--- 636271391 +>>636271152 +There also other animals of similar size to rats that can help propigate seeds. Birds are the kings of propagating seeds. +The dirt digging is what you should be sticking to. Surely not many animals of a rats size cover that niche +--- 636271501 +>>636270625 +It was part of a rat king but got demoted. The process didn't go flawlessly. +--- 636271573 +>>636271195 +Wow, didn't realize he was a PUSSY ass SNITCH. +--- 636271594 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJnEWu0xJFo [Embed] +--- 636271629 +>>636270382 +He's a rat. +--- 636271685 +cute rat game + +wish i was good enough for hard mode but my brain cannot into it +--- 636271751 +>>636270382 +Can't be worse than our last few presidents(counting in office of course). +--- 636271885 +>>636270387 +They're basic foodsource for anything tougher than a housecat. Wolves and bobcats regularly dig up rats nests in the wild to feast on them. + +The role they fill is more of a ecological vacancy rather than a niche. +--- 636272108 +>>636271195 +this is hamster +--- 636272243 +My pet rats are getting old, they're starting to bald and struggle to move fast now. Feels sad man. +--- 636272313 +>>636271116 +Seagulls are cunts +--- 636272320 +is it just me or do others see rats as the males and mice as ths females? +--- 636272383 +>>636272320 +Only you +--- 636272404 +Rats off to ya! +--- 636272475 +>>636272404 +reddit +--- 636272580 +black ones! +--- 636272820 +>>636272580 +god i hope we get more rat dlc +--- 636272837 +the really cool-suave bad-evil guys right right? +--- 636272931 +>>636272820 +>dropping it is not ok +>firing a fragile glass sphere from a blackpowder cannon is ok + +stupid fucking skaven they're gonna wish they stayed a myth with the wrath of sigmar about to be visited upon them +--- 636272994 +>>636268724 (OP) +So, confirmed Santa's number one helper is a rat. +--- 636273013 +>>636272580 +>>636272820 +haha Skaven bf haha +--- 636273026 +>>636270048 +IM DA GIANT RAT DAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES +--- 636273096 +ATTACK FROM THE SHADOWS +--- 636273152 +>>636273013 +haha that would be crazy haha +--- 636273190 +>>636268724 (OP) +>There are Vidya characters with the power of a cat +>The power of a bat +>The power of a dog +>The power of a bunny +>The power of pretty much everything +>Rats can jump high as fuck while holding several times their own weight, they have impeccable balance and can chew through metal +>There are no rat characters +--- 636273208 +>furry faggots invade the thread +like fucking clockwork +--- 636273317 +Play The Last Oricru, you can side with the rats. +--- 636273328 +>>636268724 (OP) +--- 636273349 +rats need to be in more games *sigh* +--- 636273391 +>>636268724 (OP) +Mappy +--- 636273432 +>>636270382 +No he's Hugh Laurie. +--- 636273475 +>>636273349 +That whole DLC felt like a fever trip into Vermintide. +--- 636273504 +>>636273391 +>the bonus level where you have to beat the black cats for huge points +Somehow I don't think this game would fly in this day and age +--- 636273512 +>>636268724 (OP) +Technically a mouse, but still +--- 636273535 +Kill rats. Behead rats. Roundhouse kick a rat into the concrete. Slam dunk a rat baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy rats. Defecate in a rats food. Launch rats into the sun. Stir fry rats in a wok. +--- 636273579 +>>636273349 +game? is this warhammer +--- 636273745 +>little rat that I befriended during coof-cation a couple years ago passed away recently +Little guy wandered in from the cold (was about as big as my thumb) +was surprisingly sociable and friendly so I started feeding the little guy and eventually he warmed up to me and became my little bro (grew into BIG bro pretty quickly) +Sad they don't live long. Gonna miss that fat little scamp snoozing on my shoulder while I play vidya +--- 636273752 +>>636273349 +game? +can you befriend the rat? +--- 636273818 +>>636268724 (OP) +There are excellent vids on youtube where they go ratting with a group of terriers. I like their squeals when bitten/shaken to death. Very relaxing. +--- 636273940 +>>636268724 (OP) +Why do you guys hate rats so much? +--- 636274015 +>>636273940 +why are there no sexy rat mods for total war +--- 636274031 +>>636273940 +They're disgusting and carry disease. When I lived more rurally I'd capture them and turn them into a fine pink mist with firepower of rusty nugget. +--- 636274083 +>>636274010 +--- 636274158 +>>636273190 +--- 636274203 +>>636274010 +>>636274083 +Not big enough +--- 636274225 +I thought his was a cat board? +--- 636274278 +>>636274158 +God this game fucking sucked +--- 636274461 +>>636273579 +think that's remnant from the ashes +--- 636274479 +>>636273190 +Splinter is playable in the new TMNT beatemup. +--- 636274492 +>>636274372 +weird dog +--- 636274973 +>>636274372 +They have nutria in Slavland? +--- 636275140 +>>636274353 +what happened to naylor and his site? diff --git a/v/636268907.txt b/v/636268907.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eebaf0a8c88e1d692958c4a3ffd078659e7fb52d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636268907.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 636268907 +Why aren't you playing Kinolok? Much better than Redfall. Exclusive to Game Pass Xbox/PC. +--- 636270907 +>female protag +nope, sorry +--- 636271676 +>>636268907 (OP) +Why did they give her such a nice butt and bust? She's so delicious looking. +--- 636274169 +>>636271676 +This +--- 636274427 +>>636268907 (OP) +I really dig the art but that starting sequence with the back and forth fetch quest around the house was a bit annoying diff --git a/v/636268934.txt b/v/636268934.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8994c65edf8d35882369807dfc8af959d9354b5c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636268934.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +----- +--- 636268934 +I got more immersed in FF8 than FF7 thanks to the realistic character designs. I just couldn't take FF7 Lego brick figures seriously. Why couldn't they make FF7 chatacters look like they look in-battle? FF9 was also ruined by the childish design. +--- 636268959 +"...Whatever." +--- 636268968 +>Muh realism + +Hi brainlet +--- 636269062 +>>636268968 +>I'm such a genius for liking dogshit graphics +nah you're just contrarian +--- 636269105 +>>636268934 (OP) +I think ff8 would’ve been really cool if the story ended at the end of disc 1 but was more fleshed out to the point where it was the length of the original game +--- 636269145 +>FF8 fan has no imagination +color me shocked +--- 636269251 +>>636269062 +Not the fag but needing the characters to have realistic proportions is 80IQ shit. +--- 636269424 +>>636269251 +I'm sorry I don't like my characters to look like mutant midgets. You can, though. +--- 636269443 +>>636268934 (OP) +Limitations probably is the reason why FF7 never had good models outside of combat, but I agree I prefer FF8 over 7, it had a more mature approach, and maybe it was because of the designs too. + +>FF9 was also ruined by the childish design. +On this I agree 100%. Can't take the game serious. +--- 636269486 +>>636268934 (OP) +you have good taste +--- 636269765 +>Reflect on your... childhood +>You sensations. Your words. Your emotions.... +>Time... it will not wait.... +>No matter...how hard you hold on...it escapes you +>and... +--- 636270237 +>>636268934 (OP) +FF8 is for artists. I had the same experience. +--- 636270303 +>>636270237 +Forgot to mention: On 9 - I skipped it, the game was too ugly to play. +--- 636273059 +>Cloud: Hey Zidane, what's your ultimate attack? Mine's omnislash. +>Zidane: Ah, it's called Grand Lethal. +>Tidus: Woah cool name. Better than Blitz ace at least. How much damage does it do? +>Zidane: 9999. +>Cloud: Yeah we know that, how many hits? +>Zidane: one hit, duh. +>Tidus: Wait, so 9999 total damage? +>Zidane: Yeah, awesome right? +>Cloud: You hear that Squall? 9999 damage. +>Squall: ...... +>All 3: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 636273115 +>>636273059 +KINO +--- 636273196 +>>636273059 +--- 636273262 +>>636273059 +>All 3: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 636273265 +>>636269443 +>When you need to reply to your own thread +--- 636273823 +My immersion in FF8 was broken the moment Squall decided to bring along the cardboard cunt from Timber. +--- 636274282 +>>636268934 (OP) +Trash taste. 8 has better graphics and that is all. Story is trash, grinding to fill spell count is dumb, and the level up system is retarded. I bet you think Chrono Cross is better than Trigger too. diff --git a/v/636268982.txt b/v/636268982.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6ea34f1c0966eb7a8cd30bb0285b6d346329b0b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636268982.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +----- +--- 636268982 +Why did the Hero Shooter Genre die? +--- 636269057 +>>636269018 +k mutt +--- 636269079 +>>636268982 (OP) +>>636269018 +I wonder how many IP's you go through in a day +--- 636269117 +>>636269018 +Why do these kinds of posts and gay cuck porn appear so often during Australian prime time? +--- 636269127 +>>636268982 (OP) +Cause its not very good. (And ive degenerated too hard to jerk off to most OW characters now) +--- 636269151 +>>636269079 +>Retards keep getting triggered +You're just enabling the virus by showing just how few words and little effort it takes to get replies +--- 636269181 +>>636269151 +replies have no value +--- 636269183 +>>636268982 (OP) +HUHH???? +not dead bro.................... +--- 636269236 +>>636269117 +Anglo culture. In fact the anglo itself is a mutt race mix so it's in their nature. Unfortunately the anglo is across the world so no hour is safe. +--- 636269281 +>>636268982 (OP) +Don't know, don't care +--- 636269352 +>>636268982 (OP) +Wasn't big enough +--- 636269459 +>>636268982 (OP) +I think it should just be called the moba shooter genre. And man did it suck +--- 636269496 +>>636268982 (OP) +they decided players are not allowed to interact with other players in any way that would make you infer you are indeed playing with other human beings +impossible to tell a bot and a real player apart unless someone breaks TOS +--- 636270376 +>>636268982 (OP) +Spambot: + +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/hero%20shooter%20die/type/op/ + +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/N6IHhnTTCPL0Wwp3liArRw/ +--- 636270510 +this is canon and looks 100 times better than those dumb edits +--- 636270917 +>>636268982 (OP) +Too much ass +t.straight man +--- 636271124 +Too much teamwork required. Trying to mimic a MOBA with "tank, DPS, healer" teamfight roles makes it way too fucking clusterfucky +--- 636271190 +>>636270917 +there can never be too much ass for a truly superstraight man +--- 636274109 +>>636268982 (OP) +I hate the term 'hero' shooters. They're class shooters, and they've existed for decades. Wolf ET is a 'hero' shooter. Fucking battlefield games are 'hero' shooters. You pick a loadout that has access to a different toolset/play approach. + +The only difference is overwatch shit has flashing lights and superpowers instead of starting out with C4 rather than a rocket launcher. +--- 636274230 +>>636268982 (OP) +OW2 was dead the moment generalbutch retired. +--- 636274331 +>>636269057 +>>636269079 +>>636269117 +he was only spitting facts diff --git a/v/636269227.txt b/v/636269227.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aad74c073801c1cd29cd8c16d147528ba56fb4db --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636269227.txt @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +----- +--- 636269227 +Is this the ideal Persona girl? +--- 636269261 +this is a danger roomba lookalike +--- 636269293 +>>636269261 +Yeah it looks like a knockoff junko +--- 636269351 +For me, it's yamato nadeshiko. +--- 636269387 +Yes, Junko is an ideal girl +--- 636269442 +>>636269351 +What feminists took from us +--- 636269514 +>create the objectively perfect girl >it's just junko +>she will never be real +>we fall into despair +gomen, hopechads.... it's over.... +--- 636269609 +>>636269227 (OP) +The sluttiest one for sure, probably sucks old man ass for fun and not even for money. +--- 636269612 +>>636269227 (OP) +Persona after 2 is soulless so no, Maya destroys this bitch +--- 636269706 +fuuuuuck I want a blonde idol bimbo gf so bad, I would destroy her dreams of becoming a superidol and breed her like crazy +--- 636270042 +Imagine Mitsuru but as a ginger with ASS/BREAST/THIGH/SHOULDER FRECKLES +--- 636270207 +>>636269227 (OP) +no +this is +--- 636270441 +>>636269227 (OP) +That’s not Naoto, so no. +--- 636270637 +>>636269227 (OP) +>Ideal girl +>it's just Junko +Now I understand why those guys tried to fuck her hydraulic-pressed corpse, Ultimate Gyaru/Ultimate Zetsubou too stronk +--- 636270705 +>>636269227 (OP) +>the ideal persona girl is Junko +True. +--- 636271127 +>>636269227 (OP) +ain't this the bitch who got crushed in danger grandpa +--- 636272010 +>>636269227 (OP) +Literally just junko +--- 636272637 +>>636270207 +Pedophile +--- 636274459 +>>636269227 (OP) +wasn't there a girl like this in Caligula Effect diff --git a/v/636269419.txt b/v/636269419.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..668a77c8f9c2d5ffaf414999a3d4fa0f203b662d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636269419.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 636269419 +vidya tomboys +--- 636269492 +Are built for BBC +--- 636269637 +Are built for kissing mating press +--- 636270031 +>>636269419 (OP) +Post the full image +--- 636271474 +yes +--- 636272172 +>>636269419 (OP) +>blanka x sakura +--- 636272518 +Is Jill a tomboy? +--- 636272739 +>>636269492 +I don't think Blanka appreciates you fetishizing him. +--- 636273231 +>>636272518 +In the remake - yes +--- 636273426 +>>636269492 +Tomboys are built for defeat and rape +--- 636273648 +For me it’s Satonaka Chie! +--- 636273881 +Why she make a date face, Luigi? +--- 636273994 +>>636269419 (OP) diff --git a/v/636269498.txt b/v/636269498.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bdf2933b62e708dd34969d82e6c50d659f7afc77 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636269498.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 636269498 +What I mean by "pirate" is that I have some nifty and mostly adventure big box pc games from the 90s (Obsidian, Drowned God, The Dark Eye, Oblivion, Dark Earth, The Sting, Tone Rebellion, Remington Top Shot and so on) and use to play them in my trusty old pc which died last week btw. So I'll rip some of these and "just vmware" them or something of sorts. I have time to tinker with each of one these so no hassles. + +I'm kind of scared to mess up with downloaded stuff so no abandonware or gog releases and none of are these on gog to my surprise and I intend to use a modern OS. Am I screwed? Btw most of these will work "ok" on new windows. Right? +--- 636270013 +>>636269498 (OP) +>my trusty old pc which died last week btw +So you need to get a fucking replacement and you're asking if you should play games on it? Are you fucking stupid? Huff farts? +--- 636270081 +>>636269498 (OP) +yes. use dosbox to emulate 90s hardware and you're good to go +--- 636270906 +>>636270081 +most of these aren't dos so that's what worries me +--- 636270980 +>>636270013 +it was really old like win98 offline old and I'm not used to play old peculiar stuff on modern machines you bozo +--- 636271232 +>>636269498 (OP) +pcem has really good support for Windows 95, is that how old you want to go? it still has DOS support there, and if not you can just use DOS Box anyway. +--- 636271589 +>>636271232 +>pcem has really good support for Windows 95, is that how old you want to go? + +Sure is. I don't care about specs but even a crappy laptop should run 100% of the stuff mentioned. What should I get, a desktop or laptop? Low cost preferably. Btw I intend to plug it on a huge 1080p monitor, play it on a recliner while I smoke my pipe, gonna splurge it all. +--- 636271658 +> this is how I like my mind-boggling old adventure game kidz +--- 636271939 +>>636271589 +idk man you know more than I do here. just download PCEM and this link here, and put it in the right folder ect. have fun. +>https://archive.org/download/pcemwin98se/PCem-Win98SE.7z +--- 636272273 +Maybe something like this so a desktop is better for parts...? +--- 636272338 +or like this? +--- 636272387 +>>636269498 (OP) +Get thee most expensive PC you can afford. +You will be able to play more games. +--- 636273950 +>>636272387 + +Thanks but I'm not much into these modern games open world etc but I do like the ease of use some of the new devices provide. Like Steam machines, steam controller, big picture and so on. Piece of cake for (now) retro games like the ones I'm fond of. diff --git a/v/636269658.txt b/v/636269658.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..927aa47c730d5c911470be6535d2edf8e0367756 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636269658.txt @@ -0,0 +1,442 @@ +----- +--- 636269658 +>2005 + 18 +>still NO good tank game +--- 636269748 +world of tanks +--- 636269756 +Because Tanks are obsolete +--- 636269803 +Dream Tank Match already exists. +--- 636269804 +>>636269658 (OP) +this got a sequel btw +--- 636269841 +I want to be a girl but I don't want to be a tranny because it's too sex focused and not love focused +--- 636269929 +>>636269841 +>I want to bleed between my legs +What? +--- 636269958 +>>636269929 +Shut up roastie whore did anyone ask for your opinion? no? so fuck off and go DIE +--- 636270004 +>>636269841 +>>636269958 +you are a porn addict +--- 636270028 +>>636269958 +>the one who is calling me a roasite wants to be a girl +am sorry tranny but women are fucking gross +--- 636270040 +>>636269658 (OP) +>>636269804 +Do Zoomers really get off to this shit? +--- 636270065 +>>636270004 +>>636270028 +>>>/t/witter +--- 636270072 +Battletanx +--- 636270113 +>>636270040 +im a zoomer and i fucking dont +--- 636270126 +>>636269658 (OP) +>>636269804 +--- 636270136 +>>636270065 +kys +--- 636270151 +why are you always horny you stupid bastards +--- 636270167 +>>636269658 (OP) +War thunder, play in arcade for maximum comfy, rb and SB are for tryhards. +>>636269748 +Ewww no, there's an overwhelming amount of bad player in it, making the game unplayable. +--- 636270175 +>>636270040 +I'm getting off to it right now +--- 636270176 +>>636269658 (OP) +World of Tanks +War Thunder +Armored Warfare +Gunner, Heat, PC +--- 636270182 +>>636270040 +I'm a zoomer and I fucking do +--- 636270184 +>>636270126 +>>636269804 +>>636269658 (OP) +This is way too cute and...fuck +--- 636270219 +>>636270167 +not him +>arcade +people will laugh at me online if I do it +--- 636270257 +>>636269658 (OP) +>meanwhile plenty of good fighter games for both simfags and arcade fags +Feels good being manly instead of girly like op. +--- 636270338 +I'm a zoomer and I'm...shamefully conflicted +--- 636270414 +>>636270136 +Here is the full image, btw. +--- 636270427 +I'm not a zoomer and I'm fully erect +--- 636270429 +>>636269658 (OP) +The only people who like tank games are boomers and people with shaky hands. +--- 636270487 +>>636270414 +I have found something worse than reddit atheism, /pol/tard atheism + +why can't you just be a normal atheist man, stop ruining the reputation +--- 636270536 +>>636270414 +kys plebiter +--- 636270554 +>>636270487 +>unironic fedora tipper +Normal atheists ruined it years ago already lmao +--- 636270568 +>>636270487 +--- 636270607 +>>636270554 +Don't fall for the christcuck meme anon, you're on the pedo anti-moralfag imageboard +--- 636270615 +>>636270219 +Arcade is fun, comfy and chaotic,Ii don't enjoy having some invisible bush sniper tank kill me from 2 miles away, if you want to larp as a tanker you can play gunner heat pc as the other anon mentioned. +--- 636270673 +>>636270487 +>>636270568 +>>636270607 +Go back >>>/r/eddit +--- 636270680 +>>636269756 +--- 636270683 +>>636270182 +Cute reaction image, anon +--- 636270704 +>>636270673 +--- 636270716 +GET THE FUCK OUT WE ARE DISCUSSING FORCED FEMINIZATION YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS +--- 636270775 +>>636270680 +Your a sitting duck in a big piece of metal +--- 636270779 +>>636270683 +Thanks! +--- 636270801 +>>636270414 +They hated anon because he told the truth. +--- 636270845 +>religion schizos shit up a discord groomer thread +lol based +--- 636270848 +>>636270414 +based +--- 636270868 +>>636270704 +>>636270801 +Read the talmud jews hate jesus +--- 636271002 +>>636269658 (OP) +stands in ur path +--- 636271013 +>>636270607 +Not a christcuck +--- 636271020 +Post tanks. +--- 636271025 +>>636269658 (OP) +her game for pc never +--- 636271049 +reply to this post if you want to be a girl +--- 636271093 +Reply to this post if all trannies and fags should be killed irl +--- 636271108 +>>636271049 +i don't want to be a girl tho.... +--- 636271154 +>>636271013 +Kys mussie +>>636271093 +Based +--- 636271175 +>>636271108 +Then why did you reply anon? +too bad, you're a girl now, forever, deal with it +--- 636271265 +>>636271175 +You wanna look like this? +--- 636271297 +>>636269658 (OP) +>didn't play the dream tank match game +--- 636271315 +every /pol/tard image gets added to the imagehash filter so keep posting them losers +--- 636271352 +>>636269658 (OP) +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1416230/Panzer_Knights/ +--- 636271367 +>>636271315 +If i knew you irl I would slit your throat faggot +--- 636271395 +>>636271315 +kys troon we live in your head rent free +--- 636271403 +>>636271367 +cry about it normalfag +--- 636271463 +>>636271403 +Post address +--- 636271479 +>>636271175 +i-it was just a prank ahaha its not like i wanted anon to force me to be a girl forever or anything.. +--- 636271492 +For me, it's the Panzer 68 +>his tank doesn't have a mind of its own +NGMI +--- 636271503 +>>636271049 +Fake news +--- 636271538 +>>636271479 +shut up tranny there's a good chance you will kill yourself +--- 636271549 +>>636271479 +Nothing can be done to go back anon, you've made your choice, out of your own will +--- 636271623 +>>636271492 +Porsche tiger for me. I'm a car fag I only know m1 Abrams and what ol Ferdinand was up to on wwii. + +Oh and 5 chrysler engines tank +--- 636271624 +>>636271538 +Statistically you are more likely too actually lol +--- 636271661 +>>636270487 +>>636270554 +>>636270607 +>>636271013 +Vegans of religion +--- 636271663 +>>636270680 +You know what makes tanks obsolete? Mud. +--- 636271701 +>>636271049 +No, I want to be a cute boy. Girls are icky. +--- 636271743 +>>636271663 +It's why technicals are the superior fighting vehicle just get a jacked up truck snd put a gun in the back never worry about mud again +--- 636271825 +>>636271624 +41% tranny +--- 636271834 +>>636269658 (OP) +>>636270126 +cute and giwtwm +>>636269804 +cringe and gay +--- 636271851 +>>636271093 +I'm doing MY part. +--- 636271879 +>>636271834 +Based, wanna be my girlfriend? +--- 636271892 +Oh look a tank thread- +>tranny shit +>religion shit +>muh /pol/ shit +we can't even have a thread about tanks let alone a game about them. +--- 636271930 +>>636271879 +Nah you seem like a really annoying person. +--- 636271956 +>still NO good tank g - ACK! +--- 636271996 +>>636271930 +thats the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me +--- 636272139 +>>636271996 +Damn, your life must be pretty good then. My own mother told me I'm not even human and that's still like only the third worst thing anyone ever said to me. +--- 636272164 +>>636272139 +Well she is probably right +--- 636272268 +Anons will do anything to avoid talking about videogames. +>>636271020 +Based and Sprocket-pilled. +--- 636272272 +>>636269658 (OP) +>no good tank game +Maybe start looking at the ones with no anime girls but real tanks. +--- 636272330 +>>636271020 +>>636272268 +Did the dev fix the problem with early guns being hard to get to work? +--- 636272382 +>>636269658 (OP) +Being a boy in Gup has to be suffering your school might have a sport where you get to shoot at other people in a multi ton death macine but someone memed that as being girly it would be suffering +--- 636272424 +>>636271996 +You needed to hear it. +>Make annoying off topic gay thread knowing it will provoke anti-gay posts. +>It provokes them +>whine about non-existent /pol/ boogeyman. +No doubt you are miserable to be around. +--- 636272432 +>>636272382 +>>636269658 (OP) +is it official or is it fanwank that boys fly the planes? +--- 636272462 +>>636272382 +You just need to put on a skirt then anon. Seems pretty cool desu. +--- 636272492 +>>636272330 +You mean WW1 or interwar/early WW2? I've not had that much of an issue with them though it's still being iterated on. Haven't played it in a bit +--- 636272521 +>>636272424 +I just wanted to be gay with anons, whatever I should just kill myself right? +--- 636272585 +>>636272521 +You'll get no sympathy from me. +--- 636272602 +Just make war thunder but single player how is this hard +We need singleplayer tank games that AREN'T super casual or super hardcore grognard sims. And fucking urban combat God, fighting on giant flat plains gets old. +--- 636272606 +>>636272492 +Back when sprocket first got popular, I had a problem of getting the guns to work for pre-WW2 tanks. +doing all sorts of things to both the shell size and barrel length diameter did not help +--- 636272608 +>>636272521 +>I just wanted to be gay +Kill yourself +>I should just kill myself right +Yes yes you should +--- 636272614 +>>636269804 +Maybe if you drained my little friend it wouldn't get up while in the middle of it! +--- 636272620 +>>636270028 +Dishonourabu +--- 636272687 +>>636272585 +tch, whatever, go fuck yourself then!!!!!!!! +--- 636272803 +>>636272606 +If you still have it give it another go, it might be better now. Think the interwar period is where it gets good though. +--- 636272939 +>>636271834 +this +--- 636272997 +>>636269804 +Cages such a meme easily worst thing about the fetish these days +--- 636273018 +>>636271049 +No way fag. +--- 636273167 +>>636272521 +Post more cookie stuff then! +--- 636273191 +>>636273167 +Will you be my friend if I do? +--- 636273295 +>>636273191 +I don't see why not, sure. +--- 636273323 +>>636272585 +Based Ike poster +--- 636273339 +>>636273295 +Ok then, who's your favorite cookie girl? mine's HSK +--- 636273370 +>>636271315 +Girls groping girls butts is top tier +--- 636273390 +>>636269804 +>first post of this image in the archives +You made this, didn't you anon? +--- 636273440 +>>636273339 +I like characters with meat on them so either Mars, Rei or Kanna. +--- 636273496 +>>636273440 +That guide is what introduced me to cookie 3 or so years ago, how nostalgic + +also good taste, Mars is a slampig +--- 636273675 +i don't like war thunder because I don't have 3 tanks I like +--- 636273737 +>>636271049 +well sure i guess. +--- 636273768 +>>636273496 +Do you want me to drop a tag? +--- 636273801 +>>636273768 +yea! +--- 636273841 +videogames? +--- 636273870 +>>636269658 (OP) +>>636269804 +Any source on these drawings? +--- 636273932 +>>636271020 +--- 636273958 +>>636269658 (OP) +Pop'n Tanks +--- 636273985 +>>636270040 +It's not their fault. Feminism castrated them. +--- 636273991 +its over for gup threads +the polniggers and shartyfaggots found it already +--- 636274012 +>>636273801 +MaruWaru#6462 +--- 636274105 +>>636274012 +sent +--- 636274162 +>>636269804 +>sequel misses the point of the original game +--- 636274272 +i never liked tanks, planes, trains, space, dinosaurs or cars as a kid +--- 636274352 +>>636269958 +Missed me with this tranny shit +--- 636274360 +>>636274272 +Were barbies more to your liking? +--- 636274368 +>>636273870 +Shangus +Boko Dream +--- 636274421 +>>636274360 +no +--- 636274496 +>>636274162 +Very true +It was going well then it blew up +--- 636274534 +>>636274272 +Same, but add sports too. +--- 636274564 +Resident Evil up to 4 and Silent Hill up to... 4 too? I think The Room had free movement. +Isnt there some tank rpg in the snes? +--- 636274606 +>>636269804 +Dumb as shit. Pussy free and Cage fags get the rope +--- 636274639 +>>636269658 (OP) +This game is unironically pretty decent. +--- 636274891 +>>636274272 +I loved tanks, planes, trains, space, dinosaurs, cars and sports as a kid, and now. diff --git a/v/636269880.txt b/v/636269880.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bf8b889c4bd1ca91e6472b5ad47e58c5fb6d5479 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636269880.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 636269880 +I'm trying to track down the name of a Space MMO I used to play. Pic not related. +Definitely dead by now, but it was a sandbox MMO where you built your own empires. It was on PC, extremely jank, coded by one person type of thing. You could have NPCs working in your empire to get resources. I remember playing it sometime in 2010-2014, and by that point I think the game was obviously coming to an end. +You could wage war on other player's empires. In practice this was difficult to do though. The website was mostly test on black background with some pictures. Players were located on different planets. +--- 636270267 +if it was some browser game, then you ask too much +--- 636270964 +>>636270267 +It wasn't a browser game. +I know it's a longshot, but I found the game through /v/. I'm hoping someone has a memory of it to satisfy mine. +--- 636273085 +>>636269880 (OP) +OGame? +EVE Online? +--- 636273635 +>>636269880 (OP) +Ascent? +Star Conflict? +--- 636275224 +>>636273085 +>>636273635 +None of these. +It was an extremely low budget and janky game. The guy behind it was like a Tarn Adams type, had no feel for graphics but spent a lot of time in the systems. diff --git a/v/636270116.txt b/v/636270116.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..00b21e9fc388d2322fbc839262baf3f3d5329a8a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270116.txt @@ -0,0 +1,108 @@ +----- +--- 636270116 +Greatest game ever made. Period. + +Greatest Adventure game? Check. +Greatest Puzzle game? Check. +Greatest Crafting and Creativity game? Check. +Most engrossing world in gaming with the best soundtrack? Check. + +There is no single game on Earth like Tears of the Kingdom. Breath of the Wild feels irrelevant as fuck after playing this shit. +--- 636270234 +ganondorf and zelda turn into dragons in the final bossfight +--- 636270330 +>>636270234 +Yeah I know. Also hilarious that they literally have Zelda flying past the title logo as Link is falling into Great Sky Island. Also Zelda literally at one point says (telepathically), "Link, you must find me!", and then Zeldragon literally fucking flies past Link with the Master Sword embedded in her scaley ass dome. Hilarious. +--- 636270420 +>>636270116 (OP) +I just want to know, is there more music this time around? +--- 636270453 +I... I'm getting worried Sonybros.. +--- 636270472 +>>636270420 +a lot more saxophones baby +--- 636270503 +>>636270234 +Zelda is already a dragon once you're past the intro retard +--- 636270532 +The shrines are fucking dogshit +--- 636270643 +>>636270532 +way, WAY fucking better than Breath of the Wild. Recall and Ultrahand are insane. This is the greatest puzzle game since Portal 2. +--- 636270841 +>>636270116 (OP) +>Greatest Adventure game +3 empty maps with thinly spread 1-2 room "puzzles" separated by loading screens, a bunch of 1HP trash enemies and copypasted enemy camps filled with trashmobs +>Greatest Puzzle game? Check +Literally worse than BotW due to weaker runes, not that either have good puzzles +>Greatest Crafting +LMAO +Stack the effect ingredient + monster part or food for desired effect, it's shallow and barely anything is worth crafting outside attack up and speed up +>Most engrossing world in gaming +>generic fantasy setting +>barely any unique enemies +>empty and boring as fuck +>verticality more trivial than the original (lol ascend) + +>Breath of the Wild feels irrelevant +It's better, faster paced and less menu bullshit. Still a mediocre open world meme +--- 636271007 +zelda games are for toddlers +7/10 games but everyone sees these kinds of images so they instantly scramble to shout 100/10 +--- 636272441 +>>636270116 (OP) +thread sucks. +--- 636272840 +>>636270330 +what i find fascinating about totk is how there's zero loading screens from the sky all the way to the depths but to enter a single 2 room shringe you have a load screen lol...I wonder what's up +--- 636273189 +I hated the weapon durability shit in both + +Am I going to hate totk as well +--- 636273401 +>>636272840 +If you fall fast the game freezes for a second or two to load it all in. +--- 636273463 +>>636270643 +I've done over 70 shrines and I haven't found a single one that offered an even slightly difficult puzzle. + +>>636273189 +Yes. Just get the master sword ASAP, but it still breaks for 10 minutes constantly. +--- 636273582 +>>636270116 (OP) +You fucks said the same thing about BotW and this game's a fucking slog, I'm having to force myself to sit down and play it. +--- 636273596 +>>636270841 +Where are all the cinematic? Where's the LGBT characters? Has Nintendo apologized for the trans erasure bullshit they pulled in botw? +--- 636273778 +>>636273582 +I feel this, but somehow in an opposite way. +I know I'm going to get nothing out of it when I play BotW, and yet I lose 2-3 hours easily any time I fire it up. Going out and about the world, even if you accomplish fuck all, is somehow very enjoyable for me in BotW. I might be some kind of retard. +--- 636273814 +>>636273401 +that was a thing in botw too +--- 636274061 +>>636273582 +Playing BotW before TotK is a terrible idea, I can't imagine playing them back to back. +--- 636274152 +i like it but so far im not impressed by the amount of new drip +why cant they just make a couple of new cool armors +dont they realize armors are basically the only items worth gettings in BOTW +why did they have to reuse so much.... +--- 636274207 +>>636274061 +I'd been kicking the can down the road for years, TotK hype finally got me to sit down and play it. So far its the most 6/10 game I've ever played. A serviceable game with some good ideas and little else. +--- 636274358 +>>636274152 +plesu understanu we only have sixu years to make game +--- 636274456 +Outer Wilds is better +--- 636274569 +>>636274207 +This is me too right now. I've started it up a few times, but this run is the farthest I've really made it before. It's fun, but also a little boring. +--- 636274709 +This is the Saints Row 4 of Zelda +--- 636274835 +>>636272840 +where twilight tunic? +i have the amiibo but it never spawns the armor set for me, just shitty weapons/shields diff --git a/v/636270372.txt b/v/636270372.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..318157f5e65c0b5da3d3907e618e34c4f3fec10e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270372.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 636270497 +>>636270372 (OP) +who else dresses like this? +--- 636270920 +>>636270372 (OP) +what game you fuck +--- 636271067 +>>636270920 +Dead Island 2. Compare the simply designed protags from the first to the busy art "Slayers". It's like L4D and Back 4 Blood all over again. +https://deadisland.fandom.com/wiki/Heroes +--- 636271705 +>>636271067 +Missing foot aside these two aren't too bad clothing wise, it's simple and actually looks like something people would wear. +--- 636271861 +>>636270372 (OP) +Dani is based as fuck you retard. You would know that if you played the fucking game. +--- 636271950 +>>636270372 (OP) +She literally admits to loving anal sex as a one off line she’s based fuck off +--- 636272168 +>>636271861 +>>636271950 +--- 636272239 +>>636271950 +>>636271861 +faggots +--- 636273176 +>>636270372 (OP) +Only good character in this game +--- 636274047 +>>636272168 +>>636272239 +>Replies exactly 1 minute apart + +Samefagging retard. diff --git a/v/636270436.txt b/v/636270436.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..013e0386a946f492cf6addc87c50aed7e8ee7532 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270436.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 636270436 +https://youtube.com/watch?v=IdDbmAWA0Jo [Embed] +--- 636270585 +>>636270436 (OP) +>LE HECKIN FUNNY ANIMAL ABUSE GIF xDD +zoomers have no soul +--- 636270764 +>>636270585 +>gif of a cat looking up +>animal abuse +Meds +--- 636270832 +>>636270585 +Abusing parasite spreading wildlife killing pests is okay +--- 636271018 +>>636270832 +We're not talking about your mom +--- 636271064 +>>636270585 +zoomers are closer to god, therefore have more soul than jaded, dead inside, soulless boomers lol +--- 636271273 +>>636271064 +Actually, souls ran out a couple generations ago. Anyone born after 1995 are without a soul +--- 636271382 +>>636271273 +Anyone born before 1995 is without a soul, generation Z is the first generation since before the boomers to have a soul. Keep seething though boomie. Your children wont visit soulless grandpas :^) +--- 636272207 +>>636271382 +i visit my grandpa all the time, hes cool +t. 1998 +--- 636274273 +>>636270585 +Cope diff --git a/v/636270531.txt b/v/636270531.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..04886b2316206767bd195edea0822e0d4a7ade2f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270531.txt @@ -0,0 +1,128 @@ +----- +--- 636270531 +>theres a quest in botw where you help a little shark girl hook up with an adult human man by delivering literal love letters between them and help them meet up + +What the actual fuck? +--- 636270657 +Yeah, I can't believe Nintendo is the only based game developer left. +--- 636270754 +>>636270531 (OP) +its okay, shes older than him in chronological age +--- 636270872 +tight shark cunny +--- 636270901 +>>636270531 (OP) +I can't believe the engish translation of botw removes/changes the text in Purah's diary to appease the loliphobes +--- 636270938 +sexsexsex +--- 636270950 +>>636270531 (OP) +>I'm going to project my human reproductive cycle onto another species +Nice one, reddit. +Bet all dogs are pedophiles then since they fuck under 18 +--- 636271024 +>>636270531 (OP) +cunny Uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ +--- 636271282 +>>636270950 +cope more pedophile +--- 636271864 +>>636270901 +I didn’t know about this. What were the changes? +--- 636272136 +>>636271864 +This is why I don't play translated games anymore. I learnt Japanese to spite these retards. +--- 636272253 +>>636272136 +the trannies fear the lolibaba +--- 636272298 +Why is the same site that hates faggots for being pedos also have so many pedos on it +--- 636272342 +>>636272136 +> I learnt Japanese to spite these retards. +not only ESL but a schizo as well I see +--- 636272394 +>>636272298 +>why do people have different opinions and perspectives +--- 636272427 +>>636270531 (OP) +>girl + +She's older than he is though +--- 636272485 +>>636272342 +No grammatical mistakes and nothing schizo about provable facts. Localizes hate integrity and truthful translations. +--- 636272543 +>>636272394 +This. it confuses me. +--- 636272601 +>>636270531 (OP) +Well, that's fucking creepy. +Goodbye, Nintendo. +--- 636272613 +Built for human cock +--- 636272625 +>thinly veiled pedo-thread #975235 +--- 636272639 +>>636272394 +Do they? Typically lolifags have the same overall opinions as everyone else on this board +--- 636272814 +>>636272136 +>hates translators for changing dialogue to fit their own narrative +>changes dialogue to fit their own pedo narrative +lol +--- 636272861 +>>636272814 +Left is a direct translation, it hasn't been changed. +--- 636272985 +>muh pedos +What's the point of medieval fantasy if you're just going to slap modern values on it? +--- 636273025 +>>636272136 +Is Symin in the new game or did he fuck off now that Purah is an old hag again? +--- 636273083 +>>636272985 +The idea that no one wants to be the one who inspires someone to do or believe some really stupid shit. +--- 636273117 +>>636272985 +Because it's not a medieval documentary +--- 636273137 +>>636272814 +seething EOP +--- 636273356 +>>636270950 +It's the other way around, retard. Zoras live for far longer than humans do, so even if she's probably more than eighteen years old she is clearly well below the age of maturity for her species. It's more like a humanoid dog person trying to fuck a five year old human girl and thinking it's okay because "She's 35 in dog years!" +--- 636273478 +>>636270531 (OP) +In the original Japanese text it's just a one-sided crush from the fish girl which isn't anywhere near as bad. However the Treehouse trannylators decided this was hecking problematic and rewrote the whole quest to justify it, having the other dude be reciprocal while also toning down the text referring to the girl as a child in an attempt to "fix" it. It backfired on them big time, because people didn't buy it and it failed to remove the implications. All they achieved was making the quest considerably worse when it would have been fine if they had just done their fucking jobs properly and translated the original text faithfully. +--- 636273591 +>>636273025 +He's not with Purah at least. Maybe he's still in Hateno, haven't checked yet +--- 636273601 +>>636272814 +I'm putting it through deepl and get this +Even so, Simon's recent self-touching has been seriously erotic. +What's up with that? + +What i'm getting clearly doesn't make a massive amount of sense but there is a clear erotic element completely absent from the english version, something was censored even if not lolicon as such +--- 636273808 +>>636273478 +>Tranny rewrites things to make it so it's a romance rather than a precocious crush +To paraphrase someone else: it's fine when you're young to have a crush on cool adults around you, what's fucked is when they start reciprocating. +Then again given what they get up to on discord I imagine the morality isn't a factor so much as the Look (tm) of it. +--- 636274004 +>>636270531 (OP) +>Link then promptly arrests the unsuspecting male for traveling to meet with a minor +--- 636274148 +>>636270531 (OP) +Time to buy. +--- 636274356 +>>636270531 (OP) +There's a new quest in TotK, where once you finish it, the little girl you helped out says she doesn't have any money to reward you with since she's a kid but she has to "reward you somehow", and then it just fades to black. +--- 636274873 +Poor translation I guess. In my language there is literally no mention of love, they just wanted to meet as friends, and the fish loli wanted to know more about his travels. + +Either that or it's yet another case of perverted tranny America doing what they do best, being fucking faggot pedo groomers. +--- 636275056 +>>636272814 +? bottom left is just what the actual japanese says. I'd say "he uses blood tests as an excuse to touch me all over" diff --git a/v/636270626.txt b/v/636270626.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..68b152f0b7c41130f739f20a4bd3ee8f31caf32f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270626.txt @@ -0,0 +1,97 @@ +----- +--- 636270626 +. +--- 636272658 +>>636270626 (OP) +The smeared eyeliner is too extreme, it looks like she's crying +--- 636272703 +>>636272658 +Some faggot will say that's the best part but I agree +Smeared eyeliner is awful +--- 636272826 +>>636270626 (OP) +Stop posting distasteful photoshops of my wife. +--- 636272869 +>>636272703 +>Smeared eyeliner is awful +That's kind of the point for some people. There comes a time in one's life when you realise you hate women. It's not nice, it's not pretty but it is what it is. +--- 636273048 +>>636272658 +>>636272703 +just admit you're both gay and love taking it up the ass, any sane man would find a smeared eyeliner hot +--- 636273158 +>>636270626 (OP) +>SUPER CALART BROS +nu-/v/ would love Burch nowadays +--- 636273706 +finally saw it since it didnt release here in japan until 4/28 + +was ok, but quite disappointing. not bad, but seth rogen was awful, peach was as bad or worse than 4chan made her out to be, and them going all in on the "lol bowser loves peach xd" meme was odd. + +all the jokes failed, pace was super fast, and story was nonsensical. too many things not needed at all, like marios family, the dog, etc. half the time it felt like a universal studios, mario kart, etc commercial. + +i was expecting to see more people being down and negative on the movie, but everyone on youtube sucking it off has me convinced entertainment is just doomed to mediocrity. +--- 636273784 +>>636273706 +The defense is "lol it's just a kid's movie!!!" which ignores the fact that the people making that argument are grown adults (read: manchildren). +--- 636273828 +>>636272826 +Yo wife a ho! +--- 636273904 +>>636270626 (OP) +is that real movie poster art for it + +please be real +--- 636273915 +>>636273706 +>claims to have seen it in Japan +>complaining about Seth Rogan +Why must you turn this board into a house of lies? +--- 636273942 +>>636273784 +disney, dreamworks, sony, etc all have excellent kids films that adults can enjoy and that are well made with good story and jokes. + +that is absolutely not an argument. + +most of the arguments i see are "yeah all those problems exist...but it looks so amazing! i was just happy to see mario!" i feel like the last sane human on earth +--- 636273948 +>>636273915 +It had english audio, faggot + +t. Also Live in Japan +--- 636273949 +>>636272658 +>>636272703 +virgins detected +--- 636273992 +>>636273915 +ill give you one chance to apologize and admit your stupidity. +--- 636274019 +>>636273904 +Sure why not. +--- 636274042 +>>636273948 +>can't understand Japanese +ngmi +--- 636274094 +>>636272658 +>>636272703 +>he fell for the "love" meme +--- 636274106 +>>636273948 +>>636273992 +>more lies +I just can’t believe you guys would do this. +--- 636274284 +>>636274106 +youre anonymous. you dont get anything for trying to twist your ignorance into "i was being ironic!" +--- 636274892 +>>636273948 +You will never be Japanese, weeb. +--- 636275049 +>>636274892 +you will never be anything but a sad shitposter on a board that doesnt even want you here +--- 636275227 +>>636272658 +>crying +thats the point though diff --git a/v/636270676.txt b/v/636270676.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f88c70ba5a778ad8eedbdd96ab0c122f3e8cd758 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270676.txt @@ -0,0 +1,78 @@ +----- +--- 636270676 +Name your top three. + +1. Binding of Isaac +2. Darkest Dungeon +3. ??? +--- 636270814 +Angband +Isaac +Toe Jam Earl +--- 636270827 +1. slay the spire +2. spelunky 2 +3. nuclear throne te + +isaac is fundamentally a bad roguelite because the core gameplay feels terrible until you get several items. it feels like you're underwater and throwing paperclips at people. +--- 636270867 +>>636270827 +the items are part of the core gameplay, brainlet +--- 636270937 +>>636270827 +isaac is fast and snappy, i like the beginning it's leisurely +--- 636271038 +1. Nuclear Throne +2. Noita +3. Slay the Spire +--- 636271375 +>>636270676 (OP) +ETG +TBOI +Dead cells (dead grind, i know, but it's still fun) +--- 636271425 +>>636270676 (OP) +>>636270814 +>>636270827 +>>636271038 +>>636271375 +None of these games are roguelikes. +--- 636271598 +>>636271425 +Did you miss the "/lite" bit of OP's title? +--- 636271607 +1. TBOI lol +2.Enter the gungeon +3. Dead cells bcs yes +I like this 3 lol +--- 636271646 +>>636271425 +go away, smart ass...no one likes your kind +--- 636272510 +>>636271607 +based +--- 636272572 +100% orange juice +--- 636273427 +>>636270676 (OP) +cataclysm: dark days ahead +dwarf fortress +caves of qud +--- 636273629 +>>636270867 +What about his post makes you think he isn't aware that items are important? Jesus Christ what a worthless fucking post. +--- 636274313 +1. Gunfire Reborn +2. Binding of Isaac +3. Roboquest +--- 636274381 +How is Darkest Dungeon a roguelike??? + +Anyways: +1. Slay the Spire +2. Hades +3. Dead Cells +--- 636274397 +>>636271425 +>Angband +bro... diff --git a/v/636270736.txt b/v/636270736.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa1ce56b0841303d77e244e304b209b0ff727f79 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270736.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +----- +--- 636270736 +Time for a funny cat thread +Smeug edition +--- 636270927 +time for a discord raid twitter edition +--- 636271169 +>>636270927 +--- 636273403 +>>636270736 (OP) +ave +--- 636273503 +this image came to me in a dream +--- 636273795 +I prefer cute cervids threads +--- 636273970 +>>636273795 +>Off model +--- 636274000 +>>636270736 (OP) +What do her braaps smell like? +--- 636274165 +Post gets ends with a 5,you have to cum tribute to the hottest pick of nekoarc +--- 636274195 +>>636273503 +Explain your dream further pls +--- 636274201 +>>636270736 (OP) +tried to find the uncropped pic but couldn't +--- 636274261 +>>636273403 +>vulpes +>forgot the goggles +idiot! +--- 636274363 +can i play, too? +--- 636274567 +feed youre cat regularly +--- 636274570 +>>636274363 +Essex is always welcome +--- 636274902 +>>636274567 +Force feed the cat until its all round +--- 636274970 +>>636274567 +needs more estrogen burgers +--- 636275170 +>>636274261 +Looks like an aquilifer to me +Tho Neco arc deserves to be a velites instead and die horribly on the front line instead +--- 636275196 +>>636274261 +he left them in his other skirt +--- 636275197 +>>636274902 +What would you even do with a round neck arc? diff --git a/v/636270842.txt b/v/636270842.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..de3ae6589c4b1701db2f9412ae06d307509d8c65 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270842.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 636270842 +I hate that Erica is literally perfect, and would be best girl if it wasn't for that one major thing. Fuck you, Atlus. +--- 636270957 +>>636270842 (OP) +>if it wasn't for that one major thing +More of her for me then. +--- 636272949 +>>636270842 (OP) +yeah that major one thing is you literally can't steal her from Toby, I hope they fix that for the next edition +--- 636274218 +>>636270842 (OP) +--- 636274674 +>>636270842 (OP) +yeah, that she's not a romance option +--- 636274681 +Feels lika running gag in this game. When the Succubus is the best choice you know something is wrong. +--- 636274691 +i guess they didn't want to make her too perfect diff --git a/v/636270998.txt b/v/636270998.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3816c08f15e7171b6004416d573c6757c9b40c5e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636270998.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 636270998 +No other Mario design can top Boos. +--- 636272262 +I like Goombas. +--- 636272417 +>>636272262 +I wonder if the Goomba King will ever return, I mean he was in SM64DS and Mario Kart DS after all. It's pretty unique for a Paper Mario creation to be in a more mainline series game. +--- 636273210 +>>636272417 +I doubt it but it would be cool. +--- 636273382 +For me it's Shroobs +--- 636273859 +ENTER +--- 636273998 +>>636270998 (OP) +Based Boo enjoyer, Boos are my favourite mario species +--- 636274142 +>>636273210 +There's a slim chance, King Bob-omb has been making a major resurgence in appearances lately it feels like and the Whomp King appeared in Galaxy 2, clearly King Boo is a staple as well. A role of a Goomba king would be really fitting due to the others though I guess just having bigger Goombas like they do in NSMB might be why he hasn't returned yet. +--- 636274386 +Eh-he-he-eh-hyu +--- 636274603 +>>636273382 +Those things are pretty freaky. diff --git a/v/636271349.txt b/v/636271349.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..81581df42f148376a0a184417a8d3c19893e76e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271349.txt @@ -0,0 +1,146 @@ +----- +--- 636271349 +I've never understood the way game companies deal with arachnophobia. +Why couldn't they just remove the spiders, or replace them with other creatures? Like a robot or a bear or something. +Instead, they change the spider into some kind of unnameable monster, so that people go from fear of spiders to fear of such monsters. +--- 636271863 +because this way they get to keep the rigging and animation and just replace parts of the model, rather than make an entirely different monster from scratch +--- 636271937 +What fucking pussies holy shit +--- 636272018 +>>636271349 (OP) +mostly this>>636271863 +Some of these alternatives are more horrifying than the fucking spiders themselves. +--- 636272101 +>>636271349 (OP) +Arachnophobia is a Reddit fear. You are a pussy if you can't play a video game because it has a spider in it. +--- 636272158 +>>636272101 +You piss and shit your pants as soon as a brown person is on screen. +--- 636272282 +>>636271349 (OP) +>Why couldn't they just remove the spiders, or replace them with other creatures? +because spiders and their caves and webs are everywhere in this game. You couldn't replace them entirely without changing so many caves and dungeons and parts of the open world as well. So many quests and voice lines and plot points involve spiders in hogwarts +--- 636272287 +>>636271349 (OP) +I think at this point, devs are just having fun coming up with goofy designs for spiders. Gives them a break from all the "REALISTIC AAAAA GRAPHICS AND DESIGN" shit. +--- 636272307 +>>636272101 +Phobia at worst gives you literal panic attack. You get a cold sweat and blurred vision and heart bpm goes through the roof. And these are physical symptoms that can be measured and proved, there's nothing reddit about them. +--- 636272341 +>>636272158 +And you type up paragraphs of seething rage on Resetera if the latest AAA game has a straight white male protagonist. Attend to your axe wound. +--- 636272361 +>>636271349 (OP) +they cant virtue signal if they do anything that makes sense +--- 636272376 +>>636272307 +Having them is Reddit +--- 636272428 +>>636271349 (OP) +If you feel confident in your vision for a game, why would you remove an enemy from it to appease people? I know spiders are an integral part of harry potter (and that the game is focus tested slop which explains this) but they aren’t in star wars, if you’re gonna put an arachnophobia mode in your game then you might aswell not put spiders in if period. I’m making a game and I hate spiders so I’m not putting spiders in it, WOW, that wasn’t fucking hard, no need for an arachnophobia mode either. +--- 636272434 +>don't want to see spiders +>they get replaced +>don't want to see black people +>nothing happens +WOE IS ME +--- 636272487 +>>636271349 (OP) +How come no other phobias get special infantile modes like this? Are arachnophobes such mentally challenged manchildren that they need to boycott games that don't cater to their unique brand of irrational terror? +--- 636272496 +>>636272101 +--- 636272517 +>>636271349 (OP) +it's "quirky" and "progressive" +--- 636272540 +>>636272307 +Okay redditMD +--- 636272571 +>>636272434 +Such is society +--- 636272605 +>>636272428 +Can you add in a non faggot mode for people who aren't afraid of spiders? +--- 636272663 +>>636272158 +But that's a very rational fear. +--- 636272683 +>>636272434 +There’s a mod for that +>>636272487 +Arachnophobia is one of the most common phobias in existence if not the most common alongside homophobia, transphobia and xenophobia (most people have most or all of those to some extent) +--- 636272743 +>>636272605 +Can’t be arsed to program spider enemies when I don’t like them to begin with +--- 636272873 +Just turn your phobias into fetishes, fucking retards. I used to be afraid of a lot of stuff, but realized I can just masturbate to it, and get over my fears. +--- 636272918 +>>636272873 +how do you wank to existentialist dread? +--- 636272938 +>be afraid of water +>play Subnautica +>can't turn off water +Some "accessibility" settings baka. +--- 636272943 +>Men kissing other men subverting the natural order and sticking their dicks into poopchutes :O +>Spiders >:( +--- 636273028 +>>636272918 +just add eyelashes to it +--- 636273092 +>>636272101 +I wish man, I'm Aussie and had a couple of unfortunate encounters with some big bad boys. Once I was bit and hospitalised at, that was it for me. + +Took a year of physical therapy just to not feint coming into contact with a tarantula. It happens to normal people man. + +That being said, I managed to conquer the cold sweats from hogwarts spiders after a few hours. This shit is real but manageable if your a fucking adult. +--- 636273143 +>>636273028 +But then I will want to fuck the spider +--- 636273172 +>>636272101 +Skyrim's spider makes me fell uncomfortable +--- 636273204 +>>636271349 (OP) +I'm an adult man, close to forty. I also have arachnophobia. I cannot touch spiders, or get too close to them. I recoil in disgust when I see them and I have a deep-rooted primal fear of the way they move and can appear anywhere. + +But only in real life. This is just a game. Video games and films are exactly where you go to face your fears. Normal people LIKE being scared when it is in situations they choose and control. +This is so god damn embarrassing for the developers and by extension everyone who genuinely has arachnophobia because it makes everyone else think we're not only pussies but too retarded to tell video games from reality. The people asking for this should be ashamed of themselves. + +For fucks sake. Fucking hell. +--- 636273234 +>>636273143 +--- 636273285 +>>636271349 (OP) +I can understand having arachnophobia in real life, but I don't get being scared of spiders in games. +It's a game, the spider isn't real, how are you not able to differentiate that? +You never hear agoraphobics, cynophobics thanatophobics or whatever demand these things. +Why is it always spiders? +--- 636273459 +>>636272683 +What about acrophobia? Where's the mode that disables and tones down high heights in my shit vidya? Also, those other 3 you mentioned aren't phobias, they are distastes which are named phobias by people who are the target of them, because nobody could possibly just not like you, it MUST be some ingrained fear! +--- 636273552 +>>636273285 +Just like with shitskins demanding shit in games they don't play, it's an extremely small minority of bitches (women) who can't handle anything bad or negative in their lives whatsoever. They turn everything into a disability, so of course their mild phobia causing them to "can't even" has to be reason enough to change every game at their whim. +--- 636273559 +>>636273204 +Lmao, they had to turn the bugs into a pair of gumballs with rollerskates so baby wouldn't piss his pants! +--- 636274065 +>>636273172 +That creature looks very erotic +--- 636274256 +>>636271349 (OP) +phobias aren't real, its just low impulse faggets, i kill spiders with my fist and foot +--- 636274469 +what if I have goblin phobia? +or golem phobia? +or [insert enemy here] phobia? +will they cater to me as well? +--- 636274774 +>>636271349 (OP) +I genuinely have no idea why spiders are in every other game. Who wants them there? I get that not everyone is afraid of them but who exactly likes them? Who likes them so much they put them into every other game? For what purpose? It's obviously detrimental to sales, considering how many people avoid games with spiders, so why? +--- 636274934 +>>636272487 +implementing an arachnophobia mode takes 1 person 5 minutes of work and is the easiest way to get a boost of positive pr post launch diff --git a/v/636271363.txt b/v/636271363.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..733ea2aa0a169d4e198c2be55992e49f29387708 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271363.txt @@ -0,0 +1,127 @@ +----- +--- 636271363 +>developers included an option to turn off all the black npc in game +--- 636271487 +>>636271363 (OP) +nice, which game + +i'll buy it right now +--- 636271582 +>>636271363 (OP) +--- 636271641 +>>636271363 (OP) +--- 636271681 +What game? +--- 636271703 +>>636271582 +who took time to type all this shit out? niggers let /pol/ live in their head lol +--- 636271713 +human loona > octavia > loona +--- 636271729 +>>636271363 (OP) +thank you for posting my wife, anon. +--- 636271794 +Sounds based. What game? +--- 636271798 +>>636271363 (OP) +>developers included an option to turn off all furries in the world +--- 636271806 +>>636271729 +Your wife has a STD bro +--- 636271854 +>>636271363 (OP) +Yet another furry raid thread. +--- 636271883 +>someone in your lobby has an effeminate voice +>start a vote kick and the other players on your team vote yes +Any games with raced and bedpilled gamers like this left? +--- 636271884 +>>636271582 +>on the other hand Ibrahim X Cadyass, BLM et al are NOT racebaiting. +--- 636271912 +>>636271806 +sorry sweaty, but that got retconned +--- 636272067 +>>636271582 +Its the same reason that 25-30 Smash Brothers roster threads were allowed to be up at the same time back when that game was coming out, it directs google search traffic to the site and increases """"engagement"""" to show off to advertisers; case in point I just replied to your racebaitbait post +--- 636272124 +>>636271641 +Tell me why this wouldn't work +--- 636272193 +>>636271912 +Retcon my ass, I can still pull up the video nigger +Your wife has an infected vagina hole +--- 636272209 +>>636272124 +Anon...my nigga... +--- 636272215 +>>636271641 +>>636272124 +air isnt strong enough to push a sack up. it's impossible! +--- 636272395 +>>636272363 +oh no jannies its video game now! +--- 636272397 +>>636271713 +>human loona +BALD +SHE'S BALD +WHY IS SHE SO BALD +--- 636272556 +>>636271641 +it'll never work +--- 636272561 +>>636271681 +Technically XCOM and XCOM2 + +I removed all the nigger soldiers +I also remove all the women +--- 636272612 +>>636271363 (OP) +The best joke in Helluva Boss is when they all stop and stare at the camera, judging. +--- 636272792 +>>636271363 (OP) +lole +--- 636272842 +>>636272612 +No the best joke was +>hey i hung a bunch of dicks around the wall because what you gays are into +>no dad, i'm actually bisexual +>Yeah... Gay +--- 636273160 +>>636271363 (OP) +I've never seen that but I have seen an option to turn off explicit racial fetishism (trap quest, a game where the more fetishes you turn on the more points you get for starting character creation, blackedshit was only worth 2 points I suspect more as a concession to how much most hate it than it actually not hindering you much), but something still slipped through the cracks since the shopkeeper gave me a BBC collar to give to another NPC, never got as far as seeing what happened when you give it to her though since I couldn't remember which wench I was meant to gift it +--- 636273241 +>>636271912 +I only watched the first 7 odd episodes of this was it waaahh underage complaining that got them to retcon that? +--- 636273741 +>>636271363 (OP) +do porn games count? pretty sure you can easily turn them off in Karyn's prison changing a 1 to a zero in the game files +--- 636274163 +>>636271363 (OP) +>>636272363 +>>636272792 +I WANT THESE IMAGES OF MY DAUGHTER TO BE TAKEN DOWN FROM THE INTERNET +RIGHT FUCKING NOW +--- 636274762 +>>636274163 +shut up, no one cares about you or your gay owl drama +fags want to fuck dog and imp girl +--- 636274779 +>>636274163 +sorry but your daughter fucks human men +--- 636274862 +>>636271582 +issue with /gif/ is the racebaiting is done by bots. Even if a rule was implemented the people behind them would just amp up how often the bots post shit. jannies would literally not be able to keep up lol +--- 636274969 +>>636272215 +Yes it can be with sufficient temperature difference between hot in thr tarp and cold air outside +--- 636275102 +>>636274163 +Maybe that will happen when you stop being a faggot +--- 636275121 +>>636274969 +what are you, stupid? imagine if someone tried doing this irl. trolls physics are called troll physics for a reason. +--- 636275226 +>/v/ is now into fucking animals +curious diff --git a/v/636271402.txt b/v/636271402.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dae1fd21b1739a47286b00496c7b6e5b0a00bbfb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271402.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 636271402 +Lole +--- 636271518 +>release a shit gaym +>get dunked on +there's an easy solution to this problem and it's why I'm not making a gane rn +--- 636271614 +>token nod to holes and lazy niggers +>4 socials +>not funny +yeah, I'm thinking based +--- 636271702 +>>636271402 (OP) +>get called lazy +>re-paste the same panel four times +--- 636271791 +>>636271402 (OP) +Be like old based devs and just don't use social media and just look at sales + +fucking retard +--- 636271850 +>>636271702 +Sauce? +--- 636272384 +>>636271402 (OP) +>games is shit +>surprised its shit +--- 636272649 +>>636271402 (OP) +maybe stop making shit games and this wont happen +--- 636273062 +is this a redfall dev? +--- 636273150 +>>636271402 (OP) +>baww +>no raeg +--- 636274971 +>>636271402 (OP) +>noooooooo i must be praised for effort even if the end product is shit +And this is why zoomers will never amount to anything. +--- 636275153 +>>636271402 (OP) +>make games +>don't know your audience +not like it isn't clear as day that 95% of new games are shovelware that either try to be the next Minecraft or literally copy a trend. diff --git a/v/636271520.txt b/v/636271520.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..23d1ffe73172b9eb48ee7450638d5bd0f2742e59 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271520.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 636271520 +Never stick your dick in crazy +--- 636271581 +who this and why not +--- 636271660 +Looks like some weeb DeviantArt shit. Take it elsewhere faggot. +--- 636273615 +>>636271520 (OP) +Stay. +--- 636273657 +Stick your dick in cute instead +--- 636273864 +>>636271520 (OP) +She and Kirsten Wright did literally nothing wrong +--- 636273954 +This game turned me into a wolffucker. +--- 636274694 +>>636271520 (OP) +Is she crazy? I thought she was just a merc diff --git a/v/636271674.txt b/v/636271674.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..be4c6a14431a288bfc3306b3982444051da37baf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271674.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 636271674 +which way, white man? +--- 636271708 +Save a horse, ride a cowboy +--- 636271778 +>dante is le gay +trannies will never have him +--- 636272030 +>>636271778 +>le +go back +--- 636272349 +see you, gay cowboy +--- 636272435 +>>636271674 (OP) +Gay cowboy, Japan. +--- 636273020 +This way. +--- 636273392 +>>636272435 +anyone know when the anime is coming? +--- 636273442 +>>636271674 (OP) +weird west cowboy is gay? +--- 636273568 +>>636273442 +it's a black woman so yes +--- 636273724 +>>636273568 +Yeah, I looked it up. She's not gay. Very odd. +--- 636274150 +>>636273568 +>>636273442 +She's white and straight diff --git a/v/636271682.txt b/v/636271682.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..05c26ebdd8b90301a4e51bd501b4154465bbfe0f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271682.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 636271847 +>>636271682 (OP) +what does gachashit have anything to do with ultrakill + +also, the first person to mention transgenders will have their mother die in her sleep tonight so please try to be original for once +--- 636271945 +>>636271847 +That would be you technically +--- 636271981 +>>636271847 +Uh, anon... +--- 636271992 +>>636271847 +OP is literally a bot copypasting random shit so it can spam that EBIN NEW FORCED MEME from their discord +--- 636272049 +>>636271847 +lel, outplayed +--- 636272134 +>>636271682 (OP) +based keep posting this image, gachaniggers will forever seethe whenever they see it +--- 636272515 +>>636271682 (OP) +Ultrakill is a conundrum for me, I love fast paced fps games, and the comboing of weapon main and alt fires that reward skilled gameplay with insane damage is right up my alley. +It has everything that should give me serotonin, even if I suck, the few times I pull of some cool shit makes success's all the more sweeter. But I've played about 5 hours and I just can't get into the rhythm of it. + +My best friend who's also into the same types of games has the same problem, he calls it souless but idk. +--- 636272979 +>>636271992 +>They/them pronouns +someone outed himself lmao +--- 636273184 +>>636271682 (OP) +OP I think you should add eyelashes to the monkey +--- 636274196 +>>636272515 +buttplug game +--- 636274259 +>>636271847 +fpbp +--- 636274761 +>>636272979 +Ha! Got'em +--- 636274827 +>>636273184 +Stop wanting to fuck a monkey in a wig. diff --git a/v/636271693.txt b/v/636271693.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ce260624d50bd98ecf27300e4fb717b15803dfff --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271693.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 636271693 +Why did he leave Daisy for that generic Peach whore? +--- 636272064 +>>636271693 (OP) +her mustache +--- 636272357 +>>636271693 (OP) +they're both palette swaps of each other, fagnuts +--- 636272381 +Peach and Daisy are both based ladies. The generic whore is Pauline. +Mario didn't "leave" Daisy either. The way you can interpret it, their romantic chemistry fizzled out when Daisy met Luigi. Daisy loves Mario, and appreciates him as her hero, but she loves Luigi more. +--- 636272754 +Hey Daisy. +--- 636273336 +>>636272754 +fat +--- 636274389 +>>636271693 (OP) +Daisy left to marry me (we are currently expecting our 16th child) diff --git a/v/636271736.txt b/v/636271736.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f5a8e39a503c81273a48ca81b3f29af769127d32 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271736.txt @@ -0,0 +1,188 @@ +----- +--- 636271736 +Just paid a chink to upgrade my pc. Fk you nerds I’m a tradie and I go out on weekends I don’t have time for this shit outside of training during the week after work and being a fuck head on weekends so stfu. +Just wanna know if this is a good case for a 3070ti 7900x cougar liquid cooling. He threw it’s in for free but not sure if I should go out and buy a better case eventually so I don’t cook my shit over time. I kinda don’t wanna tho cause of the optical drive. Help autists validate my purchase plz +--- 636271897 +>>636271736 (OP) +It's your bog standard large case. It's cheap and gets the job done. It's the rx racing chair of large computer cases. It's fine. +--- 636271971 +>helpful Asian dude had your back +>still calls him a chink + +this is why you should never help white """people""" +--- 636271990 +>>636271736 (OP) +its literally bottom of the barrel shit you fucking faggot. imagine letting chinks tinker with your computer LMAO +--- 636272008 +>>636271897 +Ok mad that’s all I need to know thanks +--- 636272121 +>>636271736 (OP) +>giant ass case +>no dust filters +it’s shit +--- 636272135 +>>636271990 +Bro I can play dvds on this machine. Can u? +--- 636272176 +old but solid case, free is free +--- 636272308 +>>636272121 +Cant i just buy some and install them? +--- 636272447 +>>636271736 (OP) +That case will definitely fry your 3070Ti. +--- 636272456 +>>636271736 (OP) +You went without coke for two days for that? +--- 636272618 +>>636271971 +>assuming op is white +>attacking the entire race for the actions of one person +go to hell, racist +--- 636272653 +>>636272135 +No one tell him. +--- 636272665 +>>636272456 +dude. im a tradie mooching of the rents at 29. i had enough money for coke +--- 636272742 +>>636272653 +u get that for free? +--- 636272751 +>>636271736 (OP) +I hate usb ports being so close together, fuck whoever designs this shit +--- 636272761 +>>636271736 (OP) +>Tradie can't build +Some tradie. +--- 636272793 +>>636272308 +sure, grills will be less dust magnets but I see you don’t have any fans lol +--- 636272847 +Tradies are cunts. Every single one of yas. +--- 636272875 +>>636272742 +Why does that matter? I can play and burn CDs, DVDs and Blu-Rays on my PC while it doesn't fry itself to death. +--- 636272885 +>>636271736 (OP) +Really old and outdated but if you don't care about looks then it's a solid case +--- 636272902 +>>636272793 +i have 2 front and back and a radiator +--- 636272968 +>>636272875 +>why does that matter? + +money +--- 636273081 +>>636271736 (OP) +if you are a big money coked up tradie why only go with a 3070ti? +--- 636273130 +>>636272885 +yea couldnt give a shit about looks. my feelings are validated. just didnt want my shit to cook. +--- 636273159 +>>636273081 +Because he's a tradie, and tradies have less IQ than literal children. +--- 636273170 +>>636272968 +price for an external optical drive < price of your hardware dying +--- 636273224 +>>636273081 +i brought it in 2020 upgraded my old 1050ti. im recently upgraded to 7900x and really couldnt be assed +--- 636273251 +>>636272447 +How so? It's got plenty of intake on the front, exhaust on the side, radiator for CPU. There are much worse modern cases. +--- 636273326 +how much did your faggy littler drive cost? + +from the replies im seeing i think im sweet mate +benchmarks im running seem pre good too +--- 636273407 +>>636273159 +make more money than them tho. cope +--- 636273547 +>>636273130 +I think having a nice aesthetic case and putting your PC together yourself is really satisfying and makes PC gaming more enjoyable but I believe there are two kind of people those who care about aesthetics and those who have a utilitarian approach and for them there is really no point wasting money to make things look fancy because they don't give a shit. +--- 636273557 +>>636273407 +Not hard to make more money than a literal child you fucking retard, lmao. +--- 636273669 +>>636273547 +yea i agree actually. if i decide to upgrade my graphics cared in 4-5 years and have the time i will but ill only go the aesthetic look if i build it myself. otherwise i dont care i got this for free and it works +--- 636273794 +>>636273557 +which makes it sad i know you dont. post rig and BTFO me i bet you wont cause ya poor +--- 636273843 +>>636273251 +Why make the thread then? +--- 636273912 +>>636273843 +he isnt OP I am +--- 636274080 +>>636273669 +>if i decide to upgrade my graphics cared in 4-5 years +Dude you have 1-2 years left on this card at best, the 3070Ti fast but 8GB VRAM is nowhere near enough for 2023, let alone futureproof +--- 636274180 +>>636271736 (OP) +>fucking dvd drive +>2.5 drive bay +Did you get it from 2010? +--- 636274235 +>>636271736 (OP) +Lol this is the absolute state of PC "gamers" in 2023. I respect consolechads more than this. +--- 636274325 +>>636271736 (OP) +>drive slot + +no all new cases are designed for max room for radiators and airflow. +--- 636274348 +>>636271736 (OP) +shit case. +should've gotten a fractal define case instead and be done with it. +--- 636274404 +>>636274080 +naaaaah. since i upgraded my cpu im running new games like butter mostly on ultra. im playing the last of us part 1 1440p everything ultra no dlsss and getting 60-80fps. people think im lying but ill post proof. if i turn on dlss i get 120-80fps. + +i really dont care anyway ill just turn graphics down if i have to. ima wait until consoles are halway in their console lifespan before i upgrade my gpu for something cheap. i fucked up buying a 3070ti at the end of a console lifespan. wont do that again. +--- 636274405 +>>636271736 (OP) +it upside down bruv init +--- 636274420 +>>636271971 +this. so glad white devils are getting bred out +--- 636274453 +>>636274180 +>noo I need that space for more RGB fans! +--- 636274513 +You paid somebody to put a new graphics card in and steal your case? That's like unplugging two wires you failure of a man. +--- 636274549 +>>636274325 +have you seen the size of my case? heaps of room for the radiator at the top +--- 636274657 +>>636274453 +No, you need space for air intake, especially for modern housefire GPUs and CPUs. +--- 636274701 +>>636274513 +not GPU. CPU. and ddr5 ram. and power supply. and motherboard. and liquid cooling. i just couldnt be fucked +--- 636274816 +>>636271736 (OP) +should be fine on cooling with that big ass fan in the front, not a huge fan of 20 year old USB on front panel though +--- 636274819 +How much of a retard do you have to be to have someone else install your computer parts for you? There are slots and plugs for everything. You just put the thing in the thing. A fool and his money are soon parted I guess. Ugly ass case btw. +--- 636274823 +>>636274701 +it takes like five to ten minutes tops +--- 636274849 +>>636274657 +you think this case has enough space? its pretty fkn big. bigger than i thought when i picked it up +--- 636274943 +>>636274849 +Space is irrelevant, what you need is fans. And when you have fucking drive bays, you don't have fans. +--- 636275108 +>>636271990 +Who the fuck do you think made every component in your PC? It's all chink slave labor. +--- 636275287 +>>636271736 (OP) +this is the case I used on my 2011 build loved it +they don't really make cases like this anymore diff --git a/v/636271819.txt b/v/636271819.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..69e65f55f446799b50f0852177fff8f6a6d969f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271819.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 636271819 +>/v/ pre leaks +>lmao who cares it's a shitty reskin of BOTW + +>/v/ post leaks +>AHHHH WHERE'S THE DOWNLOAD LINK I NEEEEEEED IT +--- 636273917 +I will not be bumping this thread +--- 636274454 +I will be bumping this thread +--- 636275156 +Take my bump diff --git a/v/636271856.txt b/v/636271856.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aa4172faf209a90379fb8b60d6d574037327b616 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271856.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 636271856 +Find a single flaw +--- 636271894 +>>636271856 (OP) +Riddler +--- 636272065 +unironically not enough batmobile. the car was way more fun than the mindless melee combat +--- 636272213 +>>636271856 (OP) +needed souls combat, instead of elastic stringing together combo's +--- 636272845 +>>636272065 +I really wish they would've done something else with it, rather than it just being a way to travel, weird puzzles, and +>strafe +>shoot +missed potential not having more proper car chases, and less tank combat. +--- 636273060 +>>636271856 (OP) +I wasn't a fan of the automated multi takedown gimmick, taking down a crowd of guards in the original game required you to set them up or use a gadget or something creative. +--- 636273194 +>>636271894 +Fpbp. Batmobile itself is fun, Riddler (both car and non-car) are slog beyond immesurable. Even making another 2 villains and splitting feather collection between them would make this less of a torture at least psychologically, not even mentioning reducing collectathon, removing it purely into art unlocking without any plot or sideplot connection or straight up removing it from the game at all. +--- 636274115 +>>636271856 (OP) +Not. On. Nintendo. Switch. diff --git a/v/636271890.txt b/v/636271890.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecfcac5ea3cf084a18a5d03874453146d0375259 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271890.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 636271890 +The future of gaming is skyrim? splendid. +--- 636273761 +Todd-sama. I kneel diff --git a/v/636271927.txt b/v/636271927.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..546963bb8aff8f6492fbebedbe343fc712abadb9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271927.txt @@ -0,0 +1,160 @@ +----- +--- 636271927 +This mofo single handedly ruined Max, my favorite Advance Wars CO. +His VA is just his 'Run-of-the-Mill' voice he's used since his newground days, no effort put into it. +Shittiest VA in the industry, his e-celeb status is the only reason he is ever chosen for these roles. +--- 636272026 +>>636271927 (OP) +They added niggers to the game +The vo is the least of its problems +--- 636272107 +How does he look older than Dan? +--- 636272241 +>>636272107 +gay sex will do that to you +--- 636272560 +Why would you want to play this soulless remake anyways? +--- 636272565 +>>636272107 +Arin is a fatso and Dan being part of the tribe, might have enough star power to get some "young juice". +--- 636272646 +>>636272107 +He injects himself with rapid aging poison. +--- 636272660 +>>636272560 +$60 dollarinos and only has online play with friends btw +--- 636272882 +>>636271927 (OP) +wtf I didn't even know this goober was voice acting, that must sound awful +--- 636272991 +Advance wars VAs be like: +>ok, this is the part where the CO is at the apex of its power and unleashes it in one go... let's give it the most dull delivery possible +the voice acting in this game fucking sucks. Adder is the only one that feels he put some kind of effort +--- 636273127 +>>636272107 +Pelo placed an ancient Mexican hexing ritual on him after the story time animator drama +--- 636273138 +>>636271927 (OP) +>He/Him BLM TRANS RIGHTS +--- 636273201 +>>636273127 +QRD? +--- 636273532 +>>636273138 +What happens to a man to turn him into this? +--- 636273626 +>>636271927 (OP) +i had no idea what his voice sounded like prior to reboot max because i'm not a chronically online autist +IMO some of max's lines could have used more energy, but otherwise he sounds totally fine +stop obsessing over e-celebs, or learn to separate art from the artist, or just stop being such a fucking retard. +i don't get why so many people are obsessed over him - you do realize by spreading this autism, you're just giving him more attention, right? +it's taking away from genuine discussion of the game and is getting old +--- 636273685 +>>636273201 +Pelo made a cartoon about YouTube storytime animators, and Arin made a massive stink about it and threw all his old NG friends under the bus during it because he was trying to cozy up to that crowd. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3viekW3AnRA [Embed] +--- 636273702 +>>636271927 (OP) +I forgot Egoretard existed, fuck you for reminding me. +--- 636273787 +>>636272565 +>young juice +god imagine being you and thinking thats a thing. some people just age well +--- 636273874 +>>636272660 +This is why I went with the Ryujinx version which is free and runs better. Might as well with totally useless online +--- 636274018 +>>636273532 +Career advancement, you gotta be part of the current Zeitgeist if you want the (((tribe))) to give oportunities, especially in the entertainment industry, they are absolutely inexcapable at least in the whole Anglosphere. +--- 636274063 +>>636271927 (OP) +Post some examples of his voice acting in game +I thought that voice acting was the one thing he was objectively good at +--- 636274126 +>>636273685 +What a slimy backstabber. +Reminder Arin said Nig in Awesome Chaotix. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12N5WfIgm6I [Embed] +--- 636274205 +>>636273138 +>play video games for a living +>huge portion of audience is autistic losers with no friends who turn to internet personalities for some semblance or feeling of social interaction +>have to tread lightly so as to not be canceled by terminally online weirdos +>just start saying dumb shit to sounf inclusive and keep your lucrative job afloat +Are you really surprised? +--- 636274208 +>>636272565 +No way in hell Dan has that much star power. Even at his peak he didn't. +--- 636274217 +>>636272560 +>soulless +are you fucking retarded? +>remade Billy Gates theme +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJfSZQYGcRY [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4sip4N6a8A [Embed] +>remade Credits theme +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aE6Foc56Pk [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n0-iaIXZlo [Embed] +>remade Map Select theme +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_DN23MYl8Y [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrVezSh72nY [Embed] +>remade GBAWars music +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCL1Wq_Z-d0 [Embed] +none of this was necessary for the remake, the fact they even bothered to make these deep cuts with the state of modern nintendo screams SOUL. calling this soulless is like publicly announcing you have an extra chromosome +--- 636274301 +>>636273626 +>i'm not a chronically online autist +All you need to know who he is was to not be a total zoomzoom and know what newgrounds was back in the 2000's. +Get off you high horse retard, you're on /v/ +--- 636274375 +>>636274301 +It's almost like you can consume internet content without obsessing over who created it. +--- 636274663 +>>636271927 (OP) +See it like this Anon. All devs that take Ecelebs VAs will be running scared in damage controll when one of these Ecelebs says something wrong. like jontron did. +--- 636274727 +>>636274217 +and everything else is worse +into the trash it goes +--- 636274805 +>>636274375 +>Shitting on someone once on fucking /v/ is being obsessed +Nigger why are you obsessing over me lmao +--- 636274830 +>>636274375 +>it’s almost like +>obsessing +--- 636274837 +>>636273685 +>>636274126 +How do you get offended by this video? +Most of the jokes are just LUL random +Also he clearly must like these animators, I understand none of the references he's making, so he must watch them a lot +--- 636274919 +>>636274727 +you got hard filtered by the new AI didn't you anon +--- 636274974 +>>636274805 +replying to you on /v/ isn't obessing over you, anon. thanks for proving my point though - have another Lash as compensation +--- 636275010 +>>636274217 +Is it still Jake Kaufman? His music is literally the only thing at Wayfroward that doesn't fluctuate in quality. +--- 636275039 +Remember electricity? +--- 636275076 +>>636271927 (OP) +is it too late for him to troon out? +or does he know if he does dan will be disgusted? +--- 636275103 +>>636272107 +Holding in you "niggers" does that to you. +--- 636275118 +Remember the time Arin sold a gift a dead friend gave him at a Game Gurmps garage. +--- 636275184 +>>636271927 (OP) +>game involves e-celeb voice actors, or other forms of e-celeb dick suckery such as twitch drops, e-celeb flavoured skins, et cetera +now I won't buy your game, simple as. +--- 636275202 +I want to see Sami and Sonja wrestling in mud! +--- 636275220 +Minecraft in Minecraft diff --git a/v/636271975.txt b/v/636271975.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..045243ee9eaf49a36b6d4c1151b2a5d6df3fa575 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271975.txt @@ -0,0 +1,173 @@ +----- +--- 636271975 +>President of Serbia Alexander Vucic has announced new restrictions for serbian citizens including ban on purchasing and playing violent video games that involve shooting a person. President of Serbia has blamed the 2 most recent shooting on violent video games, as both shooters were huge fans of a video game "Counter Strike 1.6". +>He also announces heavy monitoring on social media platforms, including popular apps like Viber, Telegram and Discord. +>Vucic says these measures are implemented to protect children and youth from future mass shooting +--- 636272024 +>>636271975 (OP) +>serbia +who cares, they have zero influence anywhere +--- 636272028 +>serbia + +LOL +LMAO +--- 636272072 +>>636271975 (OP) +>Counter Strike 1.6 +What year is it? +--- 636272078 +>>636271975 (OP) +lol retards +--- 636272079 +Serbs once again taking another massive L. +--- 636272091 +>>636271975 (OP) +>Serbia +>Europeans +breh +--- 636272103 +>>636271975 (OP) +i mean, you could just look at country bans on YT for this +--- 636272126 +>>636271975 (OP) +>serbians +>europeans +--- 636272131 +>>636271975 (OP) +>implying +--- 636272140 +>>636271975 (OP) +>blaming mass shootings on video games +Have we regressed 30 years? +--- 636272153 +>>636271975 (OP) +>A second mass shooting in Serbia just happened an hour ago +hmmm +--- 636272163 +>>636271975 (OP) +I bet he also blamed the Yugoslavian civil war on vijagaymes.. +--- 636272173 +Correlation=/=causation + +Boomer politicans are such a joke +--- 636272184 +1.6 wtf +--- 636272292 +>>636272163 +No, he blamed "the west" even though his Russian masters have a 10x higher murder rate than any western European country. +--- 636272364 +>>636271975 (OP) +I'd expect this retarded take from your average boomer politician, but this guy is 53 ffs +--- 636272379 +Has Serbia ever made a good video game? +--- 636272420 +OH SAY CAN YOU SEE +--- 636272467 +>>636271975 (OP) +>serbia +oh these guys were always a treat +--- 636272542 +>>636271975 (OP) +>Serbmonkeys sperg out after a school shooting +Who cares +--- 636272549 +>>636271975 (OP) +GAMES ARE BAD, THEY MAKE YOU MAD +--- 636272623 +post source faggot +--- 636272712 +Serbian kids still play 1.6? That's pretty based. +--- 636272768 +>>636271975 (OP) +Thanks for reminding me this country exists +--- 636272816 +Based. Get the dirty fucking s*rbs out of my vidya. +--- 636272868 +Serbs, or to be more precise, Great Serbian nationalist boomers, are incredibly pathetic. Even their sons and daughters don't buy into their bullshit anymore. This school shooting was in an elite neighbourhood, the kid was a bullied/deranged son of a wealthy doctor who legally owned guns and taught him how to shoot at a gun range. He was "quiet and polite", you know the drill. It is peak American values in a (infinitely) transitional country. No shit this kind of thing would happen and no wonder the powers that be will blame it on anything else than their own incompetence and parasitic auto-destructive policies. + +tl;dr Serbs are retarded. Us Croats are just barely outclassing them, because the last two random shooters here at least killed mafia thugs and tried to kill politicians. +--- 636272936 +Serbia blaming any violence particularly gun violence on videogames and ignoring other stuff about their recent history or culture is pretty fucking funny. Didn't they commit/attempt multiple genocides in the last few decades +--- 636273006 +>europeans +>serbia +>CS 1.6 +--- 636273058 +>>636272024 +>>636272028 +>>636272078 +>>636272079 +>>636272103 +>>636272140 +>>636272163 +>>636272173 +>>636272364 +>>636272467 +>>636272542 +>>636272549 +>>636272816 +>>636272868 +>>636272936 +OP just made it up you retarded impressionable faggots. Unironically learn to confirm things for yourselves or at least promise to never vote +--- 636273082 +>>636272936 +You don't understand, that was all justified, they were Serbs who rejected their real identity and instead felt like Bosnians or Croats or Slovenes. Ethnic traitors really, Serbs dindu nuffin... And then the evil HATO bombed them for no reason. +--- 636273136 +>>636271975 (OP) +>Europeans start banning vidya!!!!!!!!! +>Its just the fucking Serbs +--- 636273142 +>>636273058 +Why should we ignore this thread? Even if it is bait we should treat it as real because clown world will prove it to be truth in time. We need to learn to be more reactionary and loud because it's the only way people respond to our collective voice +--- 636273306 +>>636272467 +ok turk +--- 636273346 +>>636273058 +Well, I feel foolish. I should avoid taking things at face value on here from now on. +I still think the breakup of Yugoslavia was a bad thing. +--- 636273404 +>>636271975 (OP) +>irrelevent shithole does irrelevent thing +--- 636273456 +>>636273058 +ok? +--- 636273612 +>>636273058 +>verifying information in an important vote has the same importance as verifying information on a taiwanese moving painting forum +retard +--- 636273652 +>>636272712 +not like they have a choice +--- 636273683 +>>636273404 +i feel like that every single time a mystery meat amerimuttoid shoots a mystery meat amerimuttoud school +--- 636273760 +>>636272868 +>he was bullied +Apparently, he was not. But here's the thing, after this tragedy politicians, press, and other vultures will use this as an excuse to attack everything that they consider ''toxic'' and ''dangerous'' except for the most obvious one - their politics of hatred toward their neighbours. I'm sick and tired of blaming the America and Western influence for what happened, because they have nothing to do with it. It is not normal that they are 5th or 6th 'most armed' country in the world, and it's not normal that his father took him to shooting practices. Also, how the fuck was 13 years old kid possess 3 molotovs? +It's a fucking tragedy and I never expected that something like that would happen in ''my neighborhood''. May those poor souls rest in peace, and for Kosta and his father I wish a long and painful life behind the bars. + +t. another Croat +--- 636273969 +>>636271975 (OP) +>Serbia +Who? +--- 636273979 +>>636271975 (OP) +Comrade Putin it is time +--- 636274116 +>>636271975 (OP) +Wow! its like these retards want more crimes and shootings. Instead of banning things take care of the actual problems. like the Mentally ill trannies. +--- 636274281 +>>636273979 +give him 3 days, needs to take Kiev first +--- 636274436 +Serbians deserve all the shit they get, so good. +--- 636274470 +>>636273142 +>it's actually a GOOD thing that I got baited, it's not my fault that I take everything at face value on the internet +--- 636274865 +>>636271975 (OP) +Fake news diff --git a/v/636271983.txt b/v/636271983.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9e80e2eb4824d333b372b3863d0723318354ebd2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636271983.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 636271983 +The only one game will save XBOX. +--- 636272085 +>>636271983 (OP) +Maybe if it was a fairy vore simulator. +A long distant sequel to a game series carried its tone, written by someone who clearly doesn’t grasp the tone of the originals, doesn’t strike me as a winner. +Especially since fable’s gameplay was never anything to write home about. +--- 636272156 +>>636271983 (OP) +I have no faith in the team they've assembled for it. The lead writer clearly doesn't understand the appeal/concept of the series, and I can't imagine that's uncommon amongst the devs +--- 636272778 +>>636271983 (OP) +i just wish there was a good port of the orginal and not that shitty remaster +--- 636273273 +Fable is probably the only game that will get me back into the pirating scene again. Seems like it's been years since I downloaded and played a modern title. diff --git a/v/636272004.txt b/v/636272004.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8b0f6b69df51f4a6338cd136c8a05d9f4ad70181 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272004.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 636272004 +no games. +--- 636272829 +no games +--- 636273212 +no games +--- 636273445 +>>636272004 (OP) +That’s funny. I have like 200 games on my Switch +--- 636273554 +Fourth post best post +/thread + +Sent from my Samsung +--- 636273978 +>>636273445 +which ones do you recommend anon? i set up the switch emu recently so i'd like to play some switch games +--- 636274516 +>>636273978 +xe's pulling your leg. the switch has no games. +--- 636274729 +Agreed. diff --git a/v/636272150.txt b/v/636272150.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d62adf3c4d1a7d53d99801a97e4bde42b4d49f80 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272150.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 636272150 +Now that the dust has settled, we can say for sure that this game was pretty shit. +--- 636272270 +Negative. Sunshine was great. +--- 636272280 +>>636272150 (OP) +now that the dust has settled, yo mama eat my weewee +--- 636272491 +>>636272150 (OP) +Sunshine gets too much shit, but it does have some issues, namely the fact that it was afraid to commit to "Waterpark Mario" and had those weird sections with spinning blocks where your water-thingy was taken away. +It was a weird concept to begin with, but they should have gone all in on it if they wanted to do it. +--- 636272674 +Daily reminder to the Sunburn mod fixes the game's biggest issue. +https://gamebanana.com/mods/149607 +--- 636272791 +>>636272150 (OP) +it is absolutely a shit game, but i still love it for its charm alone + +and i feel the same way about sonic heroes too +--- 636274539 +>>636272150 (OP) +Never played it, saw people testplaying it at the game store as a kid and thought it looked gay as fuck. Mario who shoots water, almost as lame as baby mario diff --git a/v/636272238.txt b/v/636272238.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6fab6feaa670a0aa015a36023e9c6f0cd45dd083 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272238.txt @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ +----- +--- 636272238 +Could I create a new Steam account with my country as Russia, Argentina or China (or any other country, really) and buy games through that as a gift for my normal account? +--- 636272527 +At that point just pirate them you pathetic loser +--- 636272584 +>>636272238 (OP) +set it to turkey/argentina/brazil and just buy the games at 30% value +--- 636272616 +>>636272238 (OP) +>buy games through that as a gift for my normal account? +doesn't work anymore, you can buy and family share + play though + +pirate or nothing m8 +--- 636272860 +>>636272584 +Not that simple anymore. You need a legal payment option from that country and make a transaction for valve to verify it. +--- 636272972 +>>636272238 (OP) +you'll get region-locked gifts +--- 636273620 +>>636272860 +Damn. I'll be in Vietnam in a few weeks. Might try to set it up then +--- 636274052 +>>636273620 +Honestly not worth the hassle. You would need to transfer money to a 'nam account if you want to make purchases and depending on your bank fees could be expensive. +--- 636274184 +>>636273620 +Not worth the effort, you'll have to go through customer support to change regions once you get there and get back +--- 636274246 +cant you just find a thirdworlder friend that buys the game for you? Or thats regionlocked too? +--- 636274340 +>>636272238 (OP) +If you're willing to go through loopholes and shit, just pirate the game. +--- 636274629 +>>636274246 +>Or thats regionlocked too? +It is, thirdworld gifts can only be sent to friends living in thirdworld countries +>t. white argie +--- 636274783 +>>636272238 (OP) +You can, but you can change back to your original country, otherwise, you will get perm'd. Trust me, it is not worthy. Cuz you have to go buy the gift cards in that shithole to redeem them. They are getting more expensive than before. +--- 636274840 +>>636274246 +They fixed that up ages ago sadly +--- 636274909 +>>636273620 +If you are touristing you can't open a bank account there. You should do it like me, come from a third world shithole and move to a first world country and use a brother or parent bank account for Steam and Xbox +--- 636275047 +>>636272238 (OP) +You cant gift games from cheap region to other regions when price difference is too high and you need proper legal payment option from said poor country. Its pointless to do that shit nowadays,i dont know exactly what % difference you cant gift anymore but its 10-15%. diff --git a/v/636272457.txt b/v/636272457.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cccbaa757894adca0ae20119b0950ee03536bcce --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272457.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 636272457 +AYY YO MISTA YAAD OWW YA DOIN? +--- 636272767 +>leave Vault 101 chasing Dad +>travel down the coast to a nice little place called Point Lookout +>faggot scoops out a bit of my brain +>later get beamed up by aliens +>they probe and poke my brain +>"fuck this I'm retiring" +>go west and be mailman for years +>get shot twice in head +>going to get revenge on the asshole that did it +>get beamed into scienceland, they lobotomized me AGAIN +--- 636273624 +that's not even how jamaicans talk diff --git a/v/636272459.txt b/v/636272459.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..940460083c3326f781dbbc634006c9189de2ebd9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272459.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 636272459 +how did CJ access twitter to announce he was "finna boutta" something? his cellular handset didn't even have a camera. +--- 636272836 +>>636272459 (OP) +he went to the internet cafe in LC +--- 636273131 +>>636272836 +>having to jetpack gym cheat everytime you want to post diff --git a/v/636272530.txt b/v/636272530.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a5837ef4fea6c3cc3972aa23c280726596014bd0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272530.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 636272530 +This is legitimately some of the worst writing in video game history. +--- 636272593 +le hyperbole xD +--- 636272780 +>>636272593 +No, it really ranks among the worst. Not number one, but easily top 10 +--- 636273021 +>>636272780 +dude popular high budget thing is uhh its THE WORST OF ALL TIME BRO hahahaha please take my opinions seriously! +--- 636273287 +>>636273021 +>thing with high budget cant possibly be bad +You are defending a pile of dogshit no one will remember in 3 weeks. You must be 18 to post on this website. +--- 636273320 +when are white people going to admit star wars was never that good? + +the originals are outdated popcorn tv flicks +the prequels are droll political dramas written and directed by a autistic 9 year old +the games are copies of other games with a star wars reskin only good game is KOTOR 2 + +yet you consoom this slop like it's the second coming. why are white people attracted to such mediocrity? +--- 636273397 +>>636273320 +>originals are bad +>everything sux0rz +epic ftw +--- 636274274 +>>636272530 (OP) +it's the mickey mouse company, of course it's bad. +--- 636274568 +>>636274274 +tangled was good diff --git a/v/636272592.txt b/v/636272592.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a2179bfaecbd9682eb51792351396a36dde8177f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272592.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 636272592 +. +--- 636273952 +>>636272592 (OP) +Alright +Now post her feet +--- 636274027 +>mantra of sunk cost gaming addiction diff --git a/v/636272640.txt b/v/636272640.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f156137cc59f087badae3061e7c7c323841daa2d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272640.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 636272640 +What's the vidya equivalent of Metallica? +--- 636272963 +Call of duty +--- 636273216 +>>636272640 (OP) +DOOM +>metadoom +>no metametallica +--- 636273362 +>>636272640 (OP) +Metal Gear Solid. First four are great, everything after is either just ok or pretty bad. +--- 636274619 +>>636272640 (OP) +>Band gets assblasted when you listen to their material for free +Obviously Nintendo +--- 636274625 +>>636272640 (OP) +Load and St. Anger > The Black Album +--- 636274736 +why are there so many /mu/ threads outside of /mu/ these days +--- 636274989 +>albums where they dropped the iconic logo are also the worst ones +Interesting, I don't think I ever realized it before seeing them all side by side. +--- 636275161 +>>636272640 (OP) +>they make a couple of genre defining albums but they gets progressively worse until they nothing but garbage +Obviusly Bioware diff --git a/v/636272715.txt b/v/636272715.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9e8cb7820732a01795bec3f37a850194df10f1c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272715.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 636272715 +>the council has found no evidence of any connection between Saren and the geth +--- 636272959 +>literally has wires/achinery all over his body +--- 636273012 +>>636272715 (OP) +>>636272959 +>Council are spinless cowardly retards with their heads up their own asses +Always were +--- 636273156 +>>636272959 +its not geth tech, its probably some RGB tube-implants that are popular in cyber-cafe and night clubs across the galaxy. Like literally, you can buy those on any planet, install them, go to the night club and chicks would love you. Saren is probably very fun guy outside of his work. +--- 636273534 +>OH N- +--- 636273980 +>>636273534 +Nihlus, the dumb nigger, probably should have had shields +--- 636274481 +>>636273980 +>>636273534 +Am I the only one who thought it was pathetic of Bioware to name an NPC that gets unceremoniously killed off in the first minute of the game after a major antagonist from their long-time rival studio? +--- 636274559 +>>636272715 (OP) +>Genocidal? Me? +--- 636274743 +>>636273534 +>Ah, Saren my old friend! What are you doing here, near the recently discovered top secret prothean beacon on a human world past the lines of geth assailants who seem to have just sprung out of nowhere? Oh and what are those strange mechanical augumentations all over your body, they look almost geth-like! Haha, just kidding my friend, just kidding, now let me turn around and stare in the distance to take in all that beautiful scenery. Even you, a well known human hater, must appreciate the view, right? Which reminds me, why did you come to this human wo-ACK! diff --git a/v/636272806.txt b/v/636272806.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..faade85dd47819d0e46737b9dbf8bee0f98bbebf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272806.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 636272806 +the absolute state of play +--- 636272920 +Bloodborne PC confirmed +--- 636272995 +when? +--- 636273075 +>>636272806 (OP) +Xbox lost. +--- 636273163 +>>636272806 (OP) +What's wrong with this line-up? +--- 636273238 +>>636273163 +i don't like them +simple as diff --git a/v/636272808.txt b/v/636272808.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6758cc1e29625d3cb633e8d71959cb0b9ed75244 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272808.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 636272808 +Stay healthy, gamers +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc8-V5oqI-o [Embed] +--- 636273965 +this is gay af and (You) should consider suicide +--- 636274075 +>>636273965 +looks fun to me +anyway,hope you have a great day :) diff --git a/v/636272839.txt b/v/636272839.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..61af6be2f4917c628ae968595bd9f269a39e9405 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272839.txt @@ -0,0 +1,67 @@ +----- +--- 636272839 +What's your GOTY game of 2023 so far? +--- 636272980 +Redfall +--- 636273002 +Kaoru's cun cun. +--- 636273147 +octopath 2 +--- 636273153 +Bayo Origins +--- 636273246 +rushdown revolt +--- 636273341 +>>636272839 (OP) +ToT my eyes are filled with tears I can't see what are you asking +--- 636273360 +Children... +--- 636273464 +I didn't play any games released in 2023 yet. +--- 636273542 +Dead Island 2. +I liek zombie gaem :) +--- 636273548 +I haven't decided yet +--- 636273632 +>>636272839 (OP) +Lust provoking Idolmaster image +Irrelevant time wasting question +--- 636273678 +>>636273360 +is that what you want? +--- 636273714 +>>636272839 (OP) + +3D Custom Girl +--- 636273753 +>>636273464 +You know what, I think Dredge was the only one I played, and it's not a goty for sure. What games even released this year that are worth playing? +--- 636273831 +>>636273678 +Don't make me answer that... +--- 636273836 +>>636272839 (OP) +Elden Ring +--- 636274541 +>>636273002 +>>636273341 +--- 636274646 +>>636272839 (OP) +Tears of the kingdom. +--- 636274708 +>>636274541 +Mmm yeah arrest me you little slut +--- 636274723 +>>636272839 (OP) +Sonic CD + +Not Origins Plus, just Sonic CD +--- 636274895 +Aterna Noctis +--- 636274997 +>>636272839 (OP) +age of wonders 4 +--- 636275129 +>>636272839 (OP) +snowcunny ToT diff --git a/v/636272932.txt b/v/636272932.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6fda7533556b2f7c0f0ddb833141aa91e548915 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272932.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 636272932 +>Dude Cazadores are so hard? Why are they everywhere? + +Why does everyone bitch about them when the game literally gives you the tools to easily defeat them? I think a lot of players have builds too skewed towards fighting humans. A survivalist cowboy/grunt/explosives will shred animals easily. + +>Bug stomper (grind nymphs early game to rank up) +>Entomologist +>turbo (ALWAYS have at least one for an emergency even if you're not a chem build) +--- 636273740 +>>636272932 (OP) +it's because the average audience that plays New Vegas has never played a RPG in their life but loves to talk up how LOLSOHARD going north of goodsprings is +if you're not a retard you can just walk to vegas at level 1 +--- 636273807 +They got nerfed after release, everyone saying cazadors are hard played an early edition of the game. +Fo3 > nv btw +--- 636273860 +>>636272932 (OP) +VATS the wings and finish them off when they can no longer fly +--- 636274296 +The average person doesn't have a "build" at all, they just walk around and shoot things, and cazadores are fast and hard to shoot + +>entomologist +please don't fucking waste a perk slot on one kind of enemy that dies just fine without it +--- 636274749 +>>636274296 +Ent and Hunter trivializes the annoying fodder in the game. You can add some perks to handle humans on top of that and everything is dead to you. diff --git a/v/636272971.txt b/v/636272971.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1a6936f5fe168e008a41b0a4373c776b63e7da1f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636272971.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636272971 +Why are Europeans 4 feet tall and insecure? +--- 636273229 +Not all the euros, just nobility +Why? Ages of inbreeding will do things to a mf diff --git a/v/636273023.txt b/v/636273023.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f8cbfddc84a66daf79f5f59d2880efed4273e5fa --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273023.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 636273414 +>>636273023 (OP) +Its fucking actual dogshit +--- 636273617 +>Starfucker Jediman +bravo kojima +--- 636273672 +>>636273023 (OP) +why? +--- 636273691 +>>636273023 (OP) +For what? great game, wii version was at least +--- 636274008 +>>636273023 (OP) +You probably only liked it because of the edgy main character. Legit the only worthwhile thing was ragdolling militia and stormtroppers. The boss fights were QTE nonsense and the level design boring. Maybe it stands proudly above the EA games, but otherwise it's pretty average. +--- 636274280 +>>636273023 (OP) +Apologize for what? It was a shit game. +--- 636274430 +>>636273023 (OP) +I remember the reviews when the game came out "narratively perfect", "the best plot and writing star wars has ever had", play the game and the story is just an edgy Gary stu defeats the Star wars universe in a god of war clone. It was one of the first times i found out that reviews mean nothing diff --git a/v/636273029.txt b/v/636273029.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..70f244d542dc0f52653426d7af670a02a5bbd90c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273029.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 636273029 +>you can only use this specific weapon (that has nothing to do with your build) to fight this enemy/boss +it has the best world of all souls game but this crap is just insufferable. +how many game did they make and these retards still don't understand what role playing means. +--- 636273383 +Are you retarded nigger. You can use a bow or spells, also the fight was fun and interesting and contrasted with the rest of the game. You were just too low iq to figure out what to do. +--- 636273457 +>>636273383 +I'm talking about the whole game you retard +--- 636273526 +>>636273383 +>You can use a bow or spells +>specific weapon (that has nothing to do with your build) +exactly you retard +--- 636274324 +based OP knows what roleplaying REALLY is, unlike the stupid devs that think some enemies might be weak or resistance to certain things in universe, everything must be weak to any kind of possible build for real roleplay fucking retard miyazaki +--- 636274509 +>>636273029 (OP) +This post is baffingly retarded I don't even know where to diff --git a/v/636273252.txt b/v/636273252.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3542242bcf626b2e2b2dddeb5e6dc78767ee07a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273252.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 636273252 +https://www.google.com/search?q=botw+dlc+pack+3 +OWNED diff --git a/v/636273276.txt b/v/636273276.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e2ab890de9935fe2973a1d0a41a029fc34550dac --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273276.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 636273276 +>solution to the games puzzle is so convoluted and silly - it's hard to imagine anyone solved it without looking it up online +--- 636273385 +>he can't figure out that the patient was dying of type 4 cock diabetes +--- 636273574 +>>636273276 (OP) + +It's lupus +--- 636273590 +>>636273574 +It literally never is lupus +--- 636273604 +mouse bites +--- 636273839 +>>636273276 (OP) +Chase was based diff --git a/v/636273292.txt b/v/636273292.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..73a6dd362c9e8cec6a305b31e9953104940db11a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273292.txt @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +----- +--- 636273292 +Post your favorite Star Wars game ever +--- 636273421 +Restored Kotor 2 +--- 636273501 +>>636273421 +Still sad how rushed the ending is +--- 636273802 +>>636273292 (OP) +There's probably worse picks, but it's still funny to think somebody's favorite Star Wars game is the PS1 Phantom Menace game. Anyways the Super Star Wars series is probably my most replayed Star Wars games, but my favorite has to be the normalfag opinion: Jedi Outcast. Just a fun game to mess around in and every once in a few years I'll fire it up with some mods. +--- 636273997 +>>636273292 (OP) +This and podracing +--- 636274120 +>>636273997 +This one. I am still amazed how hard dice fucked up, like they already had a track record of making class based multiplayer games with combined arms gameplay, how do you fuck up twice like that? +--- 636274998 +>>636273292 (OP) +Can't pick between Racer, Jedi Power Battles, Trilogy Arcade or Battlefront 2 (original) +--- 636275069 +>>636273802 +>but it's still funny to think somebody's favorite Star Wars game is the PS1 Phantom Menace game + +It was way more entertaining than it had a right to be. +--- 636275071 +A TIE between Dark Forces and Rebellion. +--- 636275125 +>>636273292 (OP) +It's the year of our lord 2023 and only now has some fucking retarded suits at Disney realized that an open-world Star Wars RPG like Skyrim/Witcher 3 whatever would make fucking insane amounts of money since it's literally everything anyone has ever wanted from a Star Wars game. Too bad it's like a couple of years away from release still. diff --git a/v/636273342.txt b/v/636273342.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a53707362d7898d200c60c239b1638c8cf07adb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273342.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 636273342 +>"XBOX EMULATION IS MAKING REAL PROGRESS U GUIZE!!!!!!" +>xbos emulators still can't properly play blinx 2 +k i don't care +--- 636273713 +>>636273342 (OP) +A Zelda thread died for this +--- 636273780 +>>636273713 +how hasn't it been forced into /vg/ +--- 636273789 +Xbone banned emulaters +--- 636273884 +>>636273342 (OP) +Xbox emulation is called PC gaming lmao. +--- 636273925 +this nigger unironically wants to play blinx +--- 636273927 +Xbox has no games. +--- 636273990 +>>636273780 +Go fuck yourself genshinchud +--- 636274084 +>>636273990 +i'm a /ksg/ bro who hates how mobile games have fucked up our generals and that /vmg/ doesn't allow generals +--- 636274395 +All this TotK talk this week made me start adding to my PS2 collection and I found out PS3 emulation has come a crazy long way in the last few years. +--- 636275110 +>>636274084 +Being this defensive about 4chan boards.. + +I could tell you were a /pol chud from the first post. +Go cry about trans women. diff --git a/v/636273363.txt b/v/636273363.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b29b72b0cfb6e19ca1feffcbc5279bdaaf9c85c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273363.txt @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +----- +--- 636273363 +how do ((they)) save Halo? Why can't it just be given to another more competent studio? + +think about what Halo could be again if given to id software? +--- 636273646 +>>636273363 (OP) +What do jews have to do with halo +--- 636273803 +dude, fucking DUDE +instead of Doom 2016 and Eternal +a fucking HALO GAME +that would have been legendary dude. +--- 636273816 +>>636273646 +the guys in suits, why can't they realize that 343 just isn't working and move on from them? It's been over a decade dealing with their shit why can't they just axe that studio? + +it would refresh the entire franchise if they did it +--- 636274049 +>>636273363 (OP) +>re-hire as many original Bungie developers as they can +>reboot franchise with Chief waking up from cryo sleep, 4-5-Infinite etc was all a bad dream +>bring back Marathon references and 7 inside jokes +>actually stay consistent with what guns are in the games +--- 636274059 +>>636273363 (OP) +There's not a single studio out there that understands what Halo was and what should be done to modernize it successfully. +--- 636274107 +To be fair what would you do with it? The new ones have no idea. +You can't really just remake the first three again and that whole adventure, any new enemies just feel dull and don't belong that well, any new conflict with MC at the helm just feels forced. We already had Reach with the first Invasion. I don't remember much about the lore but wasn't there big wars before? I guess it would just be a nice spin off, kind of like Gears could do one like that too. +It could be a fresh enough take (even though it's something completely different, no aliens and no space adventure), but at least would be something actually new. With the actual main series I have no idea where it could go now +--- 636274137 +>>636273816 +Yeah you are right, maybe it's time to bury halo all together and just abandon the series +Cod and battle royales have taken over, nobody gives a shit about halo anymore besides nostalgia fags, just look at infinite's and mcc player count +Also when I see people say (((them))) I always thought they're talking about jews +--- 636274213 +Just ham it up and have Chief stop a new alien threat every installment +--- 636274306 +>>636274049 +Honestly yeah, after 3 they should have just made it about MC coming back to earth without any of the universe ending stuff, a character and his AI buddy being lost in space is already enough of a story to tell and would feel a lot more new than trying to one up the first trilogy +--- 636274379 +Doom crossover +--- 636275168 +>>636273363 (OP) +>HAHA I LOVE HALO SO MUCH I WISH THEY MAKE A NU DOOM CLONE WITH THE MASTERCHEF DUDE +Fuck off. Simple gameplay and modern AAA simply doesn't works, just let it die. diff --git a/v/636273446.txt b/v/636273446.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20c7c8b2af7d09839cf57cd2e107adac5a584dca --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273446.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 636273446 +What do you guys think of this niche title? +--- 636273782 +>>636273446 (OP) +Retarded kids here didn't play Paradox games until EU4. +--- 636273847 +>>636273446 (OP) +dunno, oldest paradox game i've played is eu4 +--- 636273937 +>>636273782 +I actually prefer the older titles, but that makes me such a small market segment today… it’s a shame people are stupid. + +t. 90 iq +--- 636274051 +HOI IV is really bad. diff --git a/v/636273461.txt b/v/636273461.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4190e3cf4671288bb9b800aee205104959a71cc8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273461.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 636273461 +Just finished Cassette Beasts and it made me want to replay one of the better pokemon games. + +Should I replay Platinum or B/W 2? +--- 636273649 +Best gen vs best gameplay. Tough choice. +--- 636274048 +emerald +--- 636274295 +>>636273461 (OP) +No matter how hard you anons try to get me to like gen 5, I just can't enjoy a game that has a bag of trash for a pokemom +--- 636274573 +>>636273461 (OP) +How was cassette Beasts? diff --git a/v/636273505.txt b/v/636273505.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cf0142851cb61f2334238f8f54eb41c9e8d94637 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273505.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 636273505 +So is it one of THE games of all time? +--- 636273869 +OOTrannies are seething 24/7 now, now more Zelda for you! LOL! + +Based, BOTW and TOTK are Zelda as Miyamoto sama ment it to be! + +Can't wait for 24/7 dilation of OOTrannies diff --git a/v/636273521.txt b/v/636273521.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..815a42448f4da663bcb3e7a8961d65d7406c18c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273521.txt @@ -0,0 +1,407 @@ +----- +--- 636273521 +OW TO PLAY ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM ON PC: RETARD GUIDE +(game runs better on hacked switches, but you should go and ask /hbg/ on >>>/vg/ ) + +Previous: >>636242136 → (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread) + +1 - THE GAME +>Torrents + +https://nyaa.si/view/1667208 + +https://www.1337x.to/torrent/5642922/The-Legend-of-Zelda-Tears-of-the-Kingdom-SWITCH/ + +>DDL + +https://nxbrew.com/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-switch-xci-nsp/ + +https://nsw2u.com/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-switch-nsp-xci + +2 - SWITCH EMULATORS +>Essentials +First, download the keys and firmware to launch the game. + +16.0.1 prod.keys: +https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10c755wcDVn3sBb5LkxwWk-lIkZsnv40X + +Firmware: +https://darthsternie.net/switch-firmwares/ + +>Ryujinx* +https://ryujinx.org/download +To install firmware, click on "tools -> install XCI or zip" + +To install keys, click on "File -> open ryujinx folder" and move the prod.keys file inside the system folder. + +*Download RyuSak. Nice for downloading keys and firmware, has mods for switch games etc on ryujinx. (when it works) +https://github.com/Ecks1337/RyuSAK/releases + +>Yuzu EA* +https://pineappleea.github.io/ + +To install keys, click on "open yuzu folder" and put prod.keys inside the keys folder. + +*Download the fix V2 here: +https://pixeldrain com/u/AtF2riyF +Replace your "load" folder in yuzu with the one from the zip file. + +3 - FIXES AND MODS +Update Ryujinx**. Yuzu 3555 fixed grass. + +Yuzu: good performance on Vulkan, but unstable. Worse performance on OpenGL, but crashes less (?) + +**Ryujinx - unstable build to fix crashes and the depths: +(PURGE YOUR SHADERS OR IT WILL CRASH) +https://pixel drain com/u/sp7Ufxkk + +Tinker with settings on both emulators until you get a decent framerate or stop having crashes, but know that things won't be 100% perfect. + +>30-60 FPS MOD +https://gbatemp.net/download/loz-tears-of-the-kingdom-30fps-60fps-patch.37996/ + +>CHEATS +https://github.com/bad1dea/NXCheats/tree/main/The%20Legend%20of%20Zelda%20Tears%20of%20the%20Kingdom +--- 636273627 +I will never understand how people enjoy this slop. Nintendo can only make mediocre garbage. +--- 636273647 +>>636273521 (OP) +Wasn't Pura smol in the first game? +--- 636273707 +why such a long break between the previous thread and this one? +--- 636273715 +anyone make 60fps mod for 1.10 update? +--- 636273743 +Where are the save files stored for Ryu/Yuzu? I started on Ryu for the stability but now that Yuzu is better on that front apparently, I need the performance boost and wanna swap em +--- 636273748 +>>636273715 +What he said, only I need the 30FPS patch. +--- 636273779 +>>636273627 +Keep seething +--- 636273792 +>>636273627 +People like playing good video games, i know right, very shocking +--- 636273793 +>>636273707 +troon baker had to take some time to dilate +--- 636273809 +Second phase, how do I do damage? Shooting the rock guy at legs or rock bombs don't work, climbed on his body to stab his eye, turns out he's fucking invincible +--- 636273827 +>>636273647 +yes but she was able to re-reverse her aging and so on. pretty much she can be immortal if she wanted to +--- 636273832 +botw was pretty dog, getting this now from fg to see if it's better. Shill me on it as I wait for the torrent to download, or don't idm. +The fact I had to endure bong Zelda for the whole game only to remember at the very end that a JP dub existed didn't help DESU +--- 636273882 +HEY PATCHFAGGOT MAKE 60FPS MOD FOR THE NEW UPDATE ALREADY YOU WORTHLESS TRANNY +--- 636273885 +>>636273521 (OP) +Ruined +--- 636273906 +no links to 1.10 +i am dissapoint' +--- 636273913 +>>636273882 +It doesn't work out of the box? +--- 636273918 +>>636273521 (OP) +people keep talking about a 60 fps patch and I'm just here wondering if it's possible to play the game without white pixels on ground textures, pixelated clouds and the depths not rendering +--- 636273920 +I feel like I bruteforced this, but whatever. Had no idea what to do with the floating platforms and other stuff the game gave me. +--- 636273921 +>>636273827 +Isn't it more likely she just literally grew up? Hasn't it been 15 years since BotW? +--- 636273945 +>>636273743 +just rightclick on the game and you will see save location for both +--- 636273953 +>>636273627 +I'm playing this just to make nintendies seethe, like I did for BotW +And BotW was actually more enjoyable +--- 636273962 +>>636273882 +kill yourself I won't make the patch now +--- 636273974 +>>636273918 +All of that was yesterday's problem. Latest Yuzu with the fix in the OP solves all of those. +--- 636273982 +>>636273920 +keke, nice +--- 636273996 +>>636273627 +You did it well done! +You again said the good thing everyone is enjoying is bad. Round of applause, here is your contrarian medal and gift basket, compliments of Cracker Barrel. +--- 636274030 +>>636273920 +good shit +--- 636274032 +>>636273921 +no she said it her self in the game that she was able to advance her age. she aged her self up to 20 +--- 636274034 +Yuzu works pretty well, just fix the damn underground for vulkan and we're golden. +--- 636274040 +>Update 1.10 +What did I miss? And why does an unreleased game have an update? +--- 636274056 +Which of the two emulators is more accurate atm? +--- 636274087 +>>636274032 +Oh ok my bad +Dem heels must have distracted me +--- 636274095 +>all these npcs I met in botw acting like we're meeting for the first time in totk +Kinda disappointed at that +--- 636274101 +>>636273920 +I've found that rewind is super OP for platforming. +You can just hold a piece of wood up to something, then drop it, then rewind and jump on it. +--- 636274129 +>>636274040 +Nintendo is trying to scrape IPs so they can send the Pinkertons or their own ninja clan after the people playing their game early. Who knew this would be the start of the cyberpunk dystopia? +--- 636274145 +>>636274040 +for reviewers maybe +--- 636274160 +Did anybody extract the music ? +Can I download it somewhere ? +--- 636274178 +>>636274034 +Are you using the 1.1.0 patch? Does it fix the eye cancer? +--- 636274179 +>>636274040 +because Nintendo is using us to beta test +--- 636274204 +>>636273715 +>>636273748 +he updated the thing +https://gbatemp.net/download/loz-tears-of-the-kingdom-30fps-60fps-patch.37996/ +--- 636274221 +UPDATED THE MOD +--- 636274249 +Anyone who was on the fence or was not planning on buying this game change their mind after playing it? +--- 636274293 +how do you purge shaders? +--- 636274297 +how the fuck do i turn the zonai ore into crystals +--- 636274317 +>>636274032 +>nintendo is de-lolifying characters to appeal to western whiners +--- 636274318 +uh I rode a rock back up to the sky and now I'm stuck on a sky island. I thought I could just ride one of the rocks that falls from this island back down but nothing is falling. There's no water below. +--- 636274327 +>>636274160 +this is the best I got from another thread. +https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1bQV4wM5aANqm1_kT9G2ZAMFC4bUVkeTt +--- 636274336 +>>636274178 +Yes, it seems to. No red dots as well. +--- 636274342 +>>636273809 +Please help an idiot +--- 636274346 +>>636274204 +Does 60fps mod *fullly* work now even with cutscenes? Or is it just for gameplay? +--- 636274382 +>>636274346 +READ NIGGER READ +--- 636274384 +i am stuck in the game over screen, on yuzu +--- 636274413 +>>636274204 +oh fucking NICE +--- 636274418 +>>636273627 +Because it is fun, jaded bastard. +--- 636274434 +>>636274249 +>on the fence +Yes, I'm definitely not going to buy it now +--- 636274435 +>>636274384 +>yuzu +its what you deserve anon +--- 636274443 +Did they really replace the powers with the shtity annoying summons? +--- 636274505 +>>636273521 (OP) +The game is boring me to hell. How do I solve the Gerudo's main quest of following the lights? I don't want to fucking wait until some rock falls from the sky just so I can see shit +The one light that I activated simply fucking stops and turning a wheel does absolutely nothing +--- 636274523 +>>636274318 +Do you not have a glider yet? Fast travel? +--- 636274525 +>>636274443 +Its a bit weird, because you need to menu swap to use different sages instead of putting them on the dpad somewhere. +--- 636274552 +>>636274435 +its the only way for me to play in 60 fps :c +--- 636274582 +>>636274443 +Yes. +Enjoy constantly activating gust whenever you're mashing A at ground to pick up items +--- 636274584 +why is the 60 fps mod making the game go in slow motion? +--- 636274587 +>>636274523 +No glider yet. I forgot about fast travel. +--- 636274591 +CPU: Ryzen 5 5500 +GPU: RX6600 + +Using latest build of ryujin, with 16.0.2 firmware. + +Had to enable GPU multithreading. Once that was done, (and a large part of initial shader compilation is done) fixed 1080p + 30 fps patch works like a charm: Rock solid 30 fps and so far the only graphical oddities I get is a weird pattern on rocks in a snowy area. + +60fps patch: simply not fast enough :(. There a re a few secluded areas where I can hit 60, but usually it hovers around 45 fps, causing slow-mo movement. + +If 60 fps performance ever becomes attainable on non-cutting edge configurations, that would certainly be nice to have. But so far, the 30 fps and resolution patch gives a great experience, vastly superior to playing it on actual switch hardware. + +I also tested a bit with the latest version of yuzu. Contrary to other people's experiences, I don't see a meaningful performance boost, but I do have more graphical errors, clouds in particular. +--- 636274594 +>>636273809 +turn off your cheat dumbass +t. use cheat and stuck at 50% +--- 636274595 +why are the sky islands so dissapointing? +--- 636274617 +fps patch 1.1 out +--- 636274641 +>>636274525 +>>636274582 +What bothers me most is that they teleport to you every 5 seconds so I have to deactivate them semi permanently. +--- 636274673 +Not sure if it's the 1.10 or the new ryujinx ver, but game seems extremely more stuttery compared to how I left it yesterday +--- 636274678 +I'm starting to get real sad! How the fuck do I swap save files from ryujinx 1.1.753 to the dirty ryu fork? I can see that in the 753 build the save file time is set for something like 1970, would this be the cause for crashing when I try to use them with the dirty fork? PLEASE HELP ME +--- 636274683 +>>636274249 +its a no buy for me . not that this matters for the people who suck this right up without knowing even a 10th of the game . because spenind a months worth of food and water on mediocre entertainment is good enough for them . +--- 636274706 +crash after first cutsceneI I tryied everything plz help ... I have 12600k 64gb igpu + +(work best on Yuzu for now) +--- 636274732 +Holy fuck dude hurry up +Just a few days ago there were only like 2000 shaders to load and they loaded really fucking quick, I've been sitting here for like ten minutes +--- 636274734 +>>636273920 +10/10 +--- 636274739 +>>636274443 +yes but you can turn them off but I like having Riju as a partner :) +--- 636274742 +>>636274683 +>spending on water +??????? +--- 636274781 +>>636274595 +Because people were going to buy regardless +Seriously, is there anything to do other than transport stone to shrine and do superman 64 rings? +--- 636274790 +>>636274346 +60fps doesnt work for me. game is at half speed. +30fps works fine. +--- 636274792 +yuzusisters? our emulator is shit?? +--- 636274795 +LINKBROS NOT LIKE THIS +--- 636274809 +>>636274317 +Neck yourself, pedonigger. +--- 636274810 +>>636274732 + +I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING SHIT HURRY UP +--- 636274857 +>>636274673 +>nintendo released a patch to tank the performance so pirates won't be able to play +This is ridiculous. Why are they being such asshats about it when it's their fault it happened? +--- 636274871 +>>636274739 +I want Riju as a parner but in the bedroom instead +--- 636274889 +>see screenshots of emulator depths +>eh +>go there on my hacked switch +>ICAN'TFINDSHIT.jpg +--- 636274901 +>>636274742 +Even if you've dug your own well, you're still spending to clean/filter it. +--- 636274906 +>>636274857 +are you retarded? +--- 636274920 +>>636274795 +It's ok Link has an all access pass to their leader, he doesn't need to peep on anyone +--- 636274949 +>>636274742 +>he drinks tap water +enjoy drinking my recycled piss, I drink water from the mountains nearby adn ejoy all their minerals +--- 636274980 +How is this legal? Why does the staff let this thread stay up? +--- 636274987 +>>636274889 +Use Brightblooms. +--- 636274990 +so is there any equivalent to miphas grace, daruks protek, etc? +--- 636274996 +>>636274889 +that's how depths look like, you need brightbloom seed +--- 636275029 +>>636274889 +>game doesn't even function on a switch +--- 636275040 +>>636274980 +because they hate NIGGERS, 4chan users hate NIGGERS +--- 636275052 +>exploring depths +>suddenly catch fire + +well shit, guess im near the >forge +--- 636275063 +>know the game run like shit on switch +>release an update to fix it one week before release +thank you nintendo +--- 636275081 +>>636273521 (OP) +Do I update my Ryujinx or is the old version still better? +--- 636275093 +>>636274949 +That guy is an idiot, but your rebuttal doesn't make sense. +You still pay for tap water. +--- 636275095 +>>636274980 +>How is this legal? +>Why does the staff let this thread stay up? +--- 636275096 +>>636274920 +is the red shit on the ground in the depths supposed to hurt me? because it doesnt hurt me at all. furthermore i randomly get like 1 frame of gloom just walking around the depths for no reason all the time, when im not even walking on red shit. is this happening to anyone else on ryujinx? is it like, supposed to be like this? +--- 636275097 +What's this 1.10 update I heard about? +--- 636275109 +>>636274987 +>>636274996 +There is a pair of pants that also make light as you walk +--- 636275181 +>>636275097 +Appearantly an official patch. Install if you enjoy breaking things with no benefit in return. +--- 636275182 +where do I find the fish king after chatting to the prince? +I need him and his seal or something +--- 636275209 +>>636274949 +>>636275093 +what shithole are you from? +--- 636275213 +I downloaded the dirty version of ryu and didn’t purge my shaders and it’s working perfect +--- 636275214 +>>636275096 +The poe armor you're wearing makes you invulnerable to gloom, did you even read it's description you retard? +Also where is the poe shop? +--- 636275229 +>finished water temple and just got onto the ship in the wind temple +Honestly will probably win GOTY but god damn does it make BOTW look so much worse in comparison. The design of everything is so much better despite using the same concepts +--- 636275230 +>>636275109 +and mask, don't know about shirt diff --git a/v/636273540.txt b/v/636273540.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5d718820dc50eaaaee5a4b533e34696d3949c235 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273540.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636273540 +Why are the Kotaku Discord false flaggers so desperate to pit Elden Ring fans against Zelda fans? The Hulkstet should finish what he started with these goons. +--- 636273723 +you activated my trap card +Chuck Norris diff --git a/v/636273558.txt b/v/636273558.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97b7bb9d64975ed2edd61f93f78eb377aed39f24 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273558.txt @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +----- +--- 636273558 +ITT:Games that filtered /v/. +--- 636273643 +what if killing people is.......LE BAD +--- 636273765 +>>636273558 (OP) +>Filters /v/ and big streamers alike +--- 636273821 +>>636273558 (OP) +ooo +--- 636273924 +>>636273558 (OP) +>we have a shit game, lets make a deep story so people on an image board website can talk about it years to come. +--- 636274017 +>>636273924 +It doesn't even have a deep story. What you see regurgitated over and over comes from the press packs that contemporary reviews parroted from. + +It's literally marketing, repeated ad nauseum. +--- 636274074 +>>636273643 +Yes, you would know that if you weren't a psychopath that browses 4chan because you are too much of a coward to realize your sick fantasies. +--- 636274076 +I remember reading posts from people raving about this game and I decided to pick it up when I saw it for £4 in an Xbox sale. Turns out gamers haven't read Heart of Darkness or watched Apocalypse Now. Sad. +--- 636274089 +Sad cause i'd love to play custom games with /v +--- 636274485 +>>636274076 +>Turns out gamers haven't read Heart of Darkness or watched Apocalypse Now. Sad. +What's sad is that videogame stories are going to become baseline for modern entertainment. +Jesus Wept. +--- 636274624 +>>636274074 +>there's no other way to advance, you must kill +>give achievements for advancing and killing +>players are...le monsters +--- 636274757 +>>636274074 +>sick fantasies +Meanwhile, humanity has been fighting internally for thousands if not millions of years, the people alive today evolved from tribes which exterminated others, and the most celebrated and remembered events in all of history have been wars where, indeed... people kill each other! + +Face it, killing is perfectly natural. +--- 636274880 +>>636274076 +The horror... the horror... diff --git a/v/636273570.txt b/v/636273570.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9a0fb50b28ff299fb95f42becc424d7dd7605c20 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273570.txt @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +----- +--- 636273570 +And why is it 50-70 hours? +--- 636273663 +10 hours +--- 636273930 +i am a 100% collection in 20-30 hour kind of guy +--- 636274114 +>>636273663 +t. Pays 70$ for a glorified tech demo +--- 636274125 +>>636273570 (OP) +40 should be a minimum for a full-priced game. +--- 636274172 +>>636273570 (OP) +No more than 10 hours. I literally cannot finish my backlog when every modern game takes 100 hours to complete even when rushing through it. +--- 636274387 +>>636274114 +All trash. +--- 636274748 +>>636273570 (OP) +depends entirely on the game itself and it doesn't overstay its welcome +the game you posted is 3 games bundled up and each ace attorney game is roughly 20 hours each which is fine runtime for the ace attorney games +--- 636275087 +>>636273570 (OP) +Even the best games make you start wishing they were over once you get 90 hours in. I think 10 hours is pretty reasonable for a game that's light on story, 30 for one with a lot of story. +Of course Portal 1 is only like 2 hours long and blows nearly every other game out of the water, so. +--- 636275210 +>>636273570 (OP) +That's three games, moron diff --git a/v/636273728.txt b/v/636273728.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d525f8dfc96b14eb879fc856f96153830cd2b49f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273728.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 636273728 +How do I get into the endgame? I don't want to grind from ilvl 200 to 500 before getting to the good stuff in the rift or whatever. What jobs let me cheese the game? +--- 636273929 +Just do one or two level 500 missions as Liberator with extra mode on. Use Mighty Guard at the start of the mission and you literally cannot die until you turn it off. Once you have a decent level 500 set, go back to playing normally. +--- 636274964 +>>636273728 (OP) +Extra mode and anything that turns it into a real invincible mode is there if you want to keep pretending you want to get into the game when all you want is to say you played "that cool game everyone talks about" like a common casual consumer without really doing so since you want to write off playing and learning about the game as not the "good stuff". + +Now if you want to actually get into the game and the endgame, then assuming you just beat it you should already have a handle on using Chain Cancel, juggling Soul Shield and parry both as well as swapping jobs for Break and MP management, and actively spending both MP and max MP on Bringers and consistent offense via abilities. If not we'll get into that. The two sets from completing the game and what you get in the first mission that unlocks Bahamut mode speed up a lot of the early process, but your main goal is to get the Job level limit releases from Chaos and Bahamut mode, as a big chunk of general stats and HP come from this both via levels and Master Points. If as said before you're not confident (and you clearly aren't) you want to go through Chaos mode main missions first to pick up all the limit releases, making sure your gear level matches (either by levelling up the free sets at the Smithy since they have great survival Job Affinities or swapping in what you find) and doing sidemissions if you want more easy Crystals. Also using Sentinel learned from the Paladin job tree significantly helps with survivability. +In Bahamut mode, while you can get the limit releases from Chaos along with new ones, you're not going to be prepared for the spike if you're already trying to cheese it, so learn more about the combat and what options you have to enjoy the moment. In Bahamut you gain access to trials, most of these aren't a big deal except at rank 5 so turn them up for higher treasure rewards, buy the limit releases in the shop, and do the same as mentioned before. Be prepared for the boss fights. diff --git a/v/636273837.txt b/v/636273837.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..90d6b29f3704a5b3751a5ca9cdab9574293e2eb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273837.txt @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +----- +--- 636273837 +I got the Goat on Genshin, did you? +--- 636273947 +>>636273837 (OP) +>Genshin +Missed me with this chinkshit garbage +--- 636274185 +>>636273837 (OP) +i didn't get the goat on genshin, sadly. she's very cute + +i do have this glasses girl tho +--- 636274187 +>>636273837 (OP) +>not already having her +--- 636274192 +>>636273837 (OP) +Suicide is next for you +--- 636274385 +>>636273837 (OP) +If you didn't get her in the first banner you're not part of the cool kids club. +--- 636274396 +>>636273837 (OP) +No, I'm not a soulless bugman who plays gachaslop. +--- 636274471 +>>636274396 +Based +--- 636274482 +>>636274187 +I only skipped her twice since I started last year +--- 636274839 +>>636273837 (OP) +Is that the game from the game dev that joined CCP back in 2021? diff --git a/v/636273905.txt b/v/636273905.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..499794185632b2037cdeacb6d9e8f57e91828129 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636273905.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 636273905 +western devs should hire me +--- 636273964 +i also enjoy fixing girls +--- 636274287 +>>636273964 +Oh this is nice anon. Would perform anal in the ass with v4 diff --git a/v/636274005.txt b/v/636274005.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9e3b75eca8769d04ff18ea99887ac1217233eed4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274005.txt @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +----- +--- 636274005 +>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies" +>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos" +>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing" +>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag" +>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag" +>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles" +>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab" +>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits" +>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos" +>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options" +>mfw smash players call a series of unchallenged hits "combos" +>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos" +>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap" +>mfw smash players call top players "gods" +>mfw smash players call zoning "spam" +>mfw smash players call money matches "cash battles" +>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers" +>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing" + +This is why no one takes your shit seriously +--- 636274071 +Do they really? +--- 636274202 +>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing" +there's enough difference between hard knockdown and smash's floor recovery that it does demand a different word +--- 636274210 +>>636274005 (OP) +>mfw smash players can't do motion inpu- +--- 636274286 +>>636274202 +and there is at least one platform fighter that has proper hard knockdowns on certain moves (and tech chasing for when the opponent hits the ground in hitstun otherwise) +--- 636274406 +If every single Smash player just dropped dead all of a sudden, would the world really be worse off? +--- 636274562 +>>636274406 +--- 636275175 +>>636274562 +Shower. diff --git a/v/636274078.txt b/v/636274078.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e40dc1bdff3848a9729cab20b836e2a143124dfe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274078.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 636274078 +One of the biggest graphical travesties in WoW was Blizzard updating the character models in WoD (and later in Shadowlands also). +People usually compliment Blizzard, that when they update the models, they retain the old art style. This is not the case at all I find. Old WoW models always looked a bit cartoony, but still gritty. The updated models look like they're made of play-doh, they look like they're from The Sims or Fortnite. Just compare these two models. Which looks more imposing? +--- 636274154 +>>636274078 (OP) +they both look like shit +--- 636274314 +>>636274078 (OP) +Look at these orcs. They're both the same guy. The old model looks like a grizzled veteran, who could, and will, rip your head off, while the new one looks like he owns multiple Funko Pops. +--- 636274402 +>>636274078 (OP) +GRRR!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!! +--- 636274560 +>>636274078 (OP) +The problem with new models is that they all have the same face with just different expression. Excuse the crudely made example. +--- 636274583 +>>636274078 (OP) +Human remodel is fucking bad but most other races are fine. +--- 636274791 +>>636274314 +i still remember WoD launch where they didn't even bother to give the races variable face models. diff --git a/v/636274112.txt b/v/636274112.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e2e99dba94dffeac309043a996af66bfea36c724 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274112.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636274112 +Ever wondered what the bottom of an avatar's shoe looked like? +--- 636274697 +>>636274112 (OP) +Well BAM, there it is diff --git a/v/636274164.txt b/v/636274164.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e36f5125d00e6d06ee61654f663293586fd8e4ea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274164.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 636274164 +I am the only non-bot poster you have encountered today, you and i are the only ones here. The internet is a lonely void with no real people. Go talk to some real people for a change, anon. +--- 636274224 +>>636274164 (OP) +I am a bot +--- 636274294 +>>636274164 (OP) +go back to >>>/r9k/ lil faggot +--- 636274442 +>>636274164 (OP) +But I have a spine injury thats ruined my life, how am i supposed to go outside if i cant drive a car without feeling like my heads gonna explode +--- 636274457 +>>636274164 (OP) +>Go talk to some real people for a change +No! +--- 636274538 +video games? diff --git a/v/636274171.txt b/v/636274171.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..878407bc4ad2323585f83d0dbb468b559160c780 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274171.txt @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +----- +--- 636274171 +Yet another Friday I'll be spending alone at home playing videogames *sigh* +--- 636274247 +Sounds good to me. What you playing? +--- 636274262 +What videogames? +for me its some SA2 +--- 636274326 +Solitude is bliss +--- 636274383 +I'm sending my ex Steam Awards because it's the only communication method I still have with her because she's blocked me on every platform including payment methods +--- 636274415 +Sounds good. I'll be with my wife and 2 cats. I'm taking 1 of them to the vet today. +--- 636274474 +>>636274383 +Nice copy pasta +--- 636274546 +>>636274474 +>Pasta + +Hahaha yeah pasta yup agreed it was a funny one haha. +--- 636274609 +>>636274383 +Go old school and cut off a body part and send that shit to her in the mail +--- 636274623 +>>636274247 +>>636274262 +Probably some Civ6. Been meaning to try that zombie mode + +>>636274415 +What's wrong with it? +--- 636274658 +>>636274609 +Stupid and retarded plus don't know her new address. +--- 636274704 +>>636274171 (OP) +Sucks to be you, I'm gonna play Conan with the bois +--- 636274778 +>>636274658 +>Don't know her address +What kind of half assed stalker are you? +--- 636275041 +>>636274546 +Yeah it is. diff --git a/v/636274535.txt b/v/636274535.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1fda0e144b529b6e6a34f423a9826bc704ff54a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274535.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636274535 +I thought that Ventus was the Unversed version of Roxas... why are they the same? diff --git a/v/636274589.txt b/v/636274589.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9cc9b36f05ff1ac0ab5e66acfb047cd985645294 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274589.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 636274589 +Everyone over 50 (as well as Latin Americans of all ages) insist that the Simpsons is one of the funniest shows in the world (alongside the Office, Seinfeld and Friends), but I can't think of more than three or so scenes that are really all that funny. I'll post them and I welcome people to add their own if they can find any. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT5mqWKirhI [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG8wnLv59Oo [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jXEuIHY9ic [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVil_BFNvvI [Embed] +--- 636274756 +>>636274589 (OP) +I’m sorry but this is a video games board. +--- 636275208 +>>636274589 (OP) +>doesn't post the funniest part of simpsons +https://youtu.be/T3ElIvNBYj0 [Embed] diff --git a/v/636274608.txt b/v/636274608.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ebf44944aea1b59dce400e358ba8322d29898774 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274608.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636274608 +Play Punishing Gray Raven +It's getting PC port in 10 days! +--- 636274724 +Played it on release. Combat got boring extremely fast so I dropped it. diff --git a/v/636274654.txt b/v/636274654.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7211d1e8fe16d6e5b2ebf82ec02115b89cedc059 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274654.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 636274654 +If mages need to wear robes why don't they wear metal robes? +--- 636274879 +fucks up their chakra alignment man you need to be comfy to cast spells +--- 636274893 +Why would you need armor when you can chuck fireballs at a range of 150ft with a radius of 20ft? +--- 636274985 +>>636274654 (OP) +>>>/vrpg/ +--- 636275015 +Chainmail is heavy and uncomfortable +A mage needs 100% concentration to cast sorceries and not trying to get at the itch on his ballsack +--- 636275124 +>>636275015 +This. Even plate is far more comfortable to wear than heavy mail. +--- 636275145 +>>636274893 +To prevent you from getting sniped by archers +--- 636275225 +>>636274654 (OP) +Comfy armor diff --git a/v/636274713.txt b/v/636274713.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..84f5255f425fca324c8c1a0054d24f4d34b02dc6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274713.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 636274713 +Would you a Senran? +--- 636274768 +No, looks gay. +--- 636274797 +Only Naraku +--- 636274894 +Only daidoji in school uniform +--- 636275151 +Only my Senran diff --git a/v/636274752.txt b/v/636274752.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ce8ddc96887d8fec92489fd65187eddc0172cbea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274752.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636274752 +I can't do the fucking Hell Rush man. diff --git a/v/636274776.txt b/v/636274776.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..87ca78f08896a60ad1fc6c098857ec370652ec29 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274776.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 636274776 +whats the verdict? +--- 636274836 +>>636274776 (OP) +I doubt it’s any good +--- 636274882 +find the fingerprints = win, still fun though +--- 636274910 +>>636274776 (OP) +Very impressive, needs a bit of work and improvements. I'll be excited to see it again in a year. +--- 636274982 +Streamerslop +--- 636275026 +>>636274776 (OP) +played the demo during the nextfest and didnt like it desu +--- 636275030 +>>636274882 +>do action that progresses game +>win +woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow +but otherwise it is very good, if not has a lot of potential when it leaves ea +--- 636275068 +>>636274882 +true for crime scenes, but there are investigations where you have to go of an initialand maybe eye color, and the cross checking you have to do is super engaging +--- 636275107 +Early accslop diff --git a/v/636274828.txt b/v/636274828.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1728c60d642396ab12d8a118ad20a80e2fb36ac3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274828.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 636274828 +Reject FF16faggotry +Embrace Xenoblade and Jesuschrist diff --git a/v/636274916.txt b/v/636274916.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..abd7ab57c989c61d9f75b76d59dc5cae7632e4da --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274916.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636274916 +Why did they do it? +--- 636274956 +>>636274916 (OP) +It's just what they are diff --git a/v/636274995.txt b/v/636274995.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cc13b40514f3a8c74a2dd7c162990bbdd8e14ff5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636274995.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636274995 +Back in the 2000s I always liked Vivian but I assumed she was a girl. Is she actually trans? +--- 636275043 +>>636274995 (OP) +she's a girl with no dick anyone who says contrary is gay and a fag diff --git a/v/636275021.txt b/v/636275021.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cf3a92c02b2d58d4d7e3b91eef5accfb8053c4cc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636275021.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 636275021 +CAUSE I'M PS3 +I'VE GOT NO GAMES +PS3 +AND AWFUL FRAME RATES +PS3 +WATCH ME BOMB AND FLOP +PS3 +UNDERPERFORM diff --git a/v/636275048.txt b/v/636275048.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..260a2a11cf82bfa3ab665efafe79787b62841cfe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636275048.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636275048 +*clink* diff --git a/v/636275074.txt b/v/636275074.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b497304d0fdaaf3e1568c54d317289ec29ec771e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636275074.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 636275074 +Are the rumors true? +--- 636275105 +White shotas only +--- 636275159 +wow its porn +--- 636275180 +>>636275074 (OP) +Certainly diff --git a/v/636275132.txt b/v/636275132.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2d63644bf278453d3140323bf3984fbca4c0411b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636275132.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 636275132 +Has anyone played this? + +It seems to land on a lot of worst games lists for the gen but gameplay is perfectly fine. I like the concept and the vampire lore seems pretty interesting so far but the execution of everything kinda sucks. They always force you down one pathway with strategically placed vampires and shitty mission borders that make no sense. The start of one mission had like two paths but only one I could realistically move through and I still had to die like 20 times to find the right spot to stand in to kill the vampire that was placed there. Kinda annoying. + +Does it gradually open up more or do you get more gear to distract/kill them? Because I feel like there is a good stealth game hidden somewhere here. diff --git a/v/636275139.txt b/v/636275139.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1dbde9532935a91eba72b0aae21a01d3ecb0c929 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636275139.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636275139 +Do you miss LittleBigPlanet /v/? +--- 636275228 +>>636275139 (OP) +yeah... I had a good friend in there, I wonder what he's doing now diff --git a/v/636275147.txt b/v/636275147.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..80aab5b8bfda50a438b4b0f80a65d601a2386d14 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636275147.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636275147 +What killed the hype? diff --git a/v/636275221.txt b/v/636275221.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..161b59c3946fcc927a2f58f8db3fcbbf20a870d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636275221.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636275221 +I wish I loved anything as much as Dunkey loves moviegames.