diff --git a/ck/19155684.txt b/ck/19155684.txt index 081074ee1dff2e2f59fda383f5d84771b3a8a470..bfdeafd8223c6531d0d5b136193a18c5a8aa3ac6 100644 --- a/ck/19155684.txt +++ b/ck/19155684.txt @@ -571,3 +571,87 @@ vietnam can sapporo high as FUUUUCK boi. is shitposting on /ck/ a plan? --- 19188703 If you don't mind me asking, do any of you in this thread have the Intense Corn picture? +--- 19190657 +Didn't want to make a new thread but I just came back from an estate sale in a mansion, picked this up for $8. The tax strip on the top dates this unopened bottle from 1961-1977 + +How much do you think it is worth? I recon at least $200 given that it's unopened and has all the stamps +--- 19190697 +>>19190657 +10$ +--- 19190748 +>>19190657 +>>19190697 +Most likely. It's a very common, every day type of aquavit which doesn't improve with age. +--- 19190781 +>>19190697 +>>19190748 +--- 19190795 +>>19190781 +How much would you pay for an old unopened bottle of Jim beam? +--- 19190861 +>>19190795 +idk, i just buy the cheap shit desu, but somewhere out there i bet someone is willing to pay for a 50 year old unopened bottle of vodka with state and federal liquor tax stamps all over it +its gonna be a bar decoration for me, i guess +--- 19190882 +>>19181738 +based dregs enjoyer +--- 19191098 +>>19190861 +I would wager no one will pay much, if anything at all, for it. You sound like my boomer parents "someone would pay big bucks for that! It's an antique! It's a collectors item!" Nah it's just old worthless junk someone forgot about +--- 19191310 +>>19190861 +id probably give you like 20 bucks for it +--- 19191462 +Anyone ever brewed anything before. Decided to buy a gallon jug, air lock, and few lbs of honey to try and make some mead but not sure what else i should put into it. I know you can make simple mead with just honey but not sure how good that ends up tasting. +--- 19191971 +>>19191462 +whatever you want lil bro, you got this. traditional mead is good, but I find spices, berries, and fruit such as apples or pears work well with the sweetness of honey. The choice is up to what flavours you like the most. +--- 19192169 +>>19174327 +I'd say set strict numbers on drinking. I stick to one drink a week, with two on special occasions. Buying drinks can also help, since it's easier to set limits when you have to shell out more. + +Also, consider why you drink. It's a lot easier to control your habits if you understand why you engage in them. I'm the kind of pretentious asshat who drinks for flavor, so if I'm drinking something I don't like the taste of, I don't drink it. After I realized it, I cut down on drinking a lot. +--- 19192243 +>>19174327 +i dont +--- 19192347 +>>19191462 +my first batch of alcohol was honey and a diced pear and apple in a 2 liter bottle in my dorm room, you'll be fine, out of all the brews ive done ive only had one bad batch and that was watermelon because the flavor got lost +--- 19192383 +>>19185216 +before I went to rehab I was alternating between this and vodka during the day +do not recommend, bros, you will meet the shadow people +--- 19192436 +>>19155684 (OP) +It's not especially good, but it's cheap. +--- 19192454 +>>19155684 (OP) +I've just been free pouring frangelico into my cruiser mudshakes like a dumb teenager. +--- 19192487 +>>19155726 +It's not particularly high in calories but I find alcohol is an appetite stimulant so it's like a calorie multiplier more than a source of calories by itself +--- 19192503 +>>19192487 +It's pretty high in calories +--- 19192536 +>>19184412 +>IPA +>r*ddit branding +>HOPS all over the logo +Lmao +--- 19192559 +>>19192503 +Don't contradict me +--- 19192581 +>>19192559 +don't deny my contradiction +--- 19192620 +>>19192581 +>implying implications +--- 19192892 +>>19191971 +>spices +any recommendations? I feel like i see oranges pretty often so was going to do those or apples for sure. + +>>19192347 +good to know. I thought about doing 2 jugs since it takes such a long time but figured id test it with one to start. diff --git a/ck/19156507.txt b/ck/19156507.txt index 3d9ea631dc171c41cdbdc187c99c2071f9299890..1be621d5fad414f1164c774f284eb608104afa55 100644 --- a/ck/19156507.txt +++ b/ck/19156507.txt @@ -766,3 +766,20 @@ based, fucks that Chinese shit, MM is the way to go! Plus it doesn't burn very hot so you can just pinch it out and look like a badass. --- 19188043 For me, it's Number 7 cigarettes in Canada or Marlboro Lights in the States +--- 19188994 +>>19156507 (OP) +Keyed +--- 19189018 +>>19176417 +>>19176980 +420chan passed? +--- 19189074 +>>19177042 +I was too young to buy alcohol at bars but young enough to buy cigarettes, so I smoked at bars to keep my hands busy. +--- 19189076 +>>19189074 +Old enough to buy cigarettes, I mean +--- 19191388 +Bump from page 10 +--- 19191787 +So, which do I smoke next? I haven't tried any of these before except for the cigarillo. diff --git a/ck/19166265.txt b/ck/19166265.txt index 498bf2646757afaafcb7e0b18886951127ac48f1..d3eb37bb67a5082ba9ccde68366c2b300bd33b9c 100644 --- a/ck/19166265.txt +++ b/ck/19166265.txt @@ -5,9 +5,6 @@ What are the hallmarks of a good taco joint? The food is cooked by white people or any non subspecies --- 19166290 good tasting tacos ---- 19166324 ->>19166285 -whites are literally a subspecies, poltard --- 19166325 >>19166265 (OP) >taqueria @@ -517,3 +514,65 @@ for me it's >your drink choices are jamaica or bottled pepsi --- 19188571 It has a salsa bar with only red sauce, and green sauce and serves agua frescas out of pic related. Also if youre white and the mexicans working there arent giving you weird looks leave because the food is shit. +--- 19190531 +>>19168656 +Fuck off pajeet +--- 19190536 +>>19166265 (OP) +It's perfectly clean and food is fresh and non contaminated +Which removes 99.9999999999% of them +--- 19190540 +>>19188020 +It was all they could watch during their childhood +--- 19190690 +>>19184067 +>>19188064 +Imagine being a fucking loser who disagrees with that. + +The best Mexican foods are made by white people in mexico, because their higher iq allows them to improve on lower races recipes. The only thing the average European lacks is experience. + +Its like how Japanese can make better mexican food too, but the problem is they lack experience, but when they do, they make it good. High iq races are like that. Humans who have better genes for problem solving tend to do that, can be better at the same tasks +--- 19190734 +>>19167025 +>multiple salsas +something like this? +--- 19190749 +>>19166285 +He asked for good signs +--- 19190753 +>>19175802 +it's actually using violence to get rid of invaders +--- 19190798 +the menu was written with a magic marker on a huge piece of paper behind the counter +--- 19191256 +>>19190690 +You’ve never set foot outside your own country right anon ? +--- 19191364 +>>19190690 +So damn true anon. America is where food gets perfected. Mexifags eternally butthurt. +--- 19191395 +>>19166265 (OP) +>dragon shit +filthy weeb probably won't wash his hands,no thanks +--- 19191397 +>>19191364 +>amerijews +>white +cope and seethe mutt +--- 19191422 +>>19190690 +Ideally a troll post should contain a few controversial near-truths that people will bite at and be delivered in one paragraph or less. Keep practicing. You'll get there. +--- 19191535 +>>19191395 +>filthy weeb +anime website, go back you retarded faggot +--- 19191635 +>>19166355 +This. If they won't eat it themselves, don't bother. +--- 19191728 +>>19166265 (OP) +Beaners. Duh. +t. frijole warrior. +--- 19191736 +>>19166265 (OP) +They have old fashioned gumball machines in there, means they've been around for decades. diff --git a/ck/19167599.txt b/ck/19167599.txt index cc4b9bdaa79b394ee59005f9524341f4efe6a07a..7afe66390f8dab85bb837022c5ce04fdd876dc69 100644 --- a/ck/19167599.txt +++ b/ck/19167599.txt @@ -525,3 +525,353 @@ Looks good anon, I wouldn't bother with the bread myself, a lot of carbs to meat --- 19187637 >>19187624 Stop saying that. All that matters is that bread and pasta are different foods with different flavors and textures that can be combined to good effect. If you want fewer carbohydrates in your food, have a smaller serving. Don't refuse the combination altogether. +--- 19189111 +I was going to go to an Italian market for some ingredients to make an original pasta dish, but the guidos close at fucking 7pm and I'm busy the next couple days so I didn't have time. Oh well, here's my carbonara. +--- 19189149 +>>19178474 +Presentation: 3 / 5 +Decent presentation, basil leaf garnish adds nice color contrast. +Originality: 2 / 5 +Kind of unoriginal but +1 Point for the cornbread flapjacks +Appeal: 4 / 5 +Hearty, cheap, easy to make comfort food. Can't go wrong with that. +Challenge Goals: 4 / 5 +This is definitely a pasta dish. +Total: 13 / 20 +Would eat. +--- 19189154 +>>19189111 +Looks fantastic. Great job. +--- 19189158 +>>19168877 +by deleting system32 you fucking lonely faggot +--- 19189182 +>>19181671 +Presentation: 4 / 5 +I like the plate, cherry tomatoes, and bread and butter. Jalapeño does kinda throw it off a bit but understandable since you said you don't have pepperoncini. +Originality: 2 / 5 +It's really just a lasagna with spaghetti noodles. I guess if you didn't have any access to lasagna it would make sense but I don't really understand why else you would use spaghetti. +Appeal: 3 / 5 +It seems like a pretty decent meal, again don't get the spaghetti but I bet it's pretty good. +Challenge Goals: 4 / 5 +This is a pasta dish. +Total: 13 / 20 +Would eat. Might skip the bread because there's not really any excess sauce to mop up but looks tasty overall. +--- 19189228 +>>19179112 +Presentation: 1 / 5 +No garnish, messy plate +Originality: 1 / 5 +Appeal: 3 / 5 +Kind of hard to say without knowing what ingredients went into the sauce and meatballs and how they were cooked, but it's kinda hard to make truly bad sugo and meatballs so I bet it's at least decent. +Challenge Goals: 4 / 5 +Total: 9 / 20 +Would eat. Looks alright, nothing special but definitely not bad. +--- 19189237 +>>19183200 +Presentation: 1 / 5 +You didn't even try +Originality: 1 / 5 +I think this is just a regular lasagna +Appeal: 2 / 5 +Lack of presentation and explanation of what it is you've made, but I would still try it, maybe a bit reluctantly. +Challenge Goals: 3 / 5 +I think this is a pasta dish. +Total: 7 / 20 +It might be good but I don't know, hard to tell from just that picture. +--- 19189273 +>>19184165 +Presentation: 4 / 5 +The line of sauce could be smoother but I like it. +Originality: 3 / 5 +I'd say Korean/ TexMex fusion is pretty original, but using a fast food quesadilla and sauce takes away from that. +Appeal: 2 / 5 +This doesn't sound very good. I don't think noodles and flour tortillas should go together in one dish. The taco meat sounds pretty good though. I wouldn't have thought to add gochujang pepper flakes and I bet it works pretty well. +Challenge Goals: 1 / 5 +Submitting Asian noodles to pasta challenge is a pretty contentious move. Even ignoring that though, I don't think this should be called a pasta dish even if the noodles were replaced with spaghetti. The pasta/noodles don't really add to the dish in a meaningful way and I think it would be better off without them. +Total: 10 / 20 +If this were served to me I would be amused but my expectations taste wise would be low. +--- 19189351 +>>19181671 +Spaghetti Pie: +Presentation: 3 / 5 +Originality: 5 / 5 +Appeal: 4 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 5 / 5 +I don't actually know if spaghetti pie is an original dish, but I've never seen it before. I love PBR and would love to eat spag pie and drink PBR with you. + +>>19178474 +GOULASH GANG +Presentation: 2 / 5 +Originality: 2 / 5 +Appeal: 3 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 5 / 5 +This is one of those dishes that's always going to look like sloppa, but as a big fan of sloppa I'd devour it. Did you add salt at any point in the recipe? It doesn't seem like there's much salt in there. + +>>19184165 +Presentation: 2 / 5 +Originality: 4 / 5 +Appeal: 1 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 5 / 5 +I'd eat it, but it just seems like a weird combination of foods that aren't complementary. + +>>19183056 +I'm not voting for this because you didn't make it for the contest. + +I gave everyone a 5/5 for challenge goals because everyone used pasta. I'm sorry I didn't contribute to the challenge :( I just saw the thread tonight and will be out of town the next couple days so I won't be able to cook. I'll keep my eye out for the next competition. +--- 19189668 +“Your Mom’s Lasagna” + +I know it’s not the most original, but when I think of pasta I want a simple, hearty comfort food. Meaty tomato sauce, ricotta, and fresh herbs, all stacked between layers of pasta and baked into a recognizable cube that will put a smile on the face of even the dourest cat and brighten up the dreariest of Mondays. + +You know it. You love it. April is the cruellest month. Give me your worst. +--- 19189670 +>>19189668 +>ricotta +Which part of the mid west do you live in? +--- 19189995 +>>19178474 +Goulash Gang +Presentation: 2 / 5 +Originality: 2 / 5 +Appeal: 2 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 2 / 5 +Total: 8 / 20 +I know that this is a real dish, but I’ve somehow gone my entire life never encountering it. It really just looks and sounds like sloppa to me, or like dry flyover chili where the beans are replaced with macaroni. And then you put some pancakes on the side for some reason. It’s all kind of the same color and just looks like carbs on carbs. I’m sorry. Maybe I’d feel differently if it were something I grew up eating, + +>>19183200 +sgnanon +Presentation: 0 / 5 +Originality: 1 / 5 +Appeal: 1 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 2 / 5 +Total: 4 / 20 +Dude. Weed. + +>>19184165 +Immodest Panda +Presentation: 3 / 5 +Originality: 3 / 5 +Appeal: 1 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 1 / 5 +Total: 8 / 20 +I’ve eaten my fair share of Taco Bell, but if this were an LTO I’d take a hard pass. The “taco meat” actually sounds interesting, but there’s a tiny spoonful on top of a pile of plain noodles, and I’m not sure how the quesadilla is supposed to go with that. Props for doing something fun with the plating. + +>>19189111 +Sponge Face +Presentation: 2 / 5 +Originality: 1 / 5 +Appeal: 2 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 2 / 5 +Total: 7 / 20 +It looks like you had more pasta in the box than you wanted to use but said, “fuck it, I might as well just use it all.” There’s too much on the plate and not enough sauce. It looks dry, slightly undercooked, and there’s way too much bacon(?). + +>>19189668 +POPPY +Presentation: 4 / 5 +Originality: 1 / 5 +Appeal: 3 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 2 / 5 +Total: 10 / 20 +As you said, it’s nothing original. It looks appealing, and the presentation is simple but nice (aside from the pool of grease on the left side). While the carbonara looked like a little too much for a single serving, this looks a little too small, and doesn’t fit the plate. + +>>19179112 +>>19181671 +>>19183056 +No timestamp, no vote. +--- 19190343 +>>19183200 +This is the most amazing dish Ive ever encountered! I mean I had my doubts, so I decided to try to make a batch myself. alAnd, my word, is it delicious af. Even better two days later!! Youre th most amazingest cooker of foods, ever anon!! +1021 points for being so great at stuff!! You win the the title for sure. I need not see the other contestants. I am truly impressed. Great job, you winner of pasta challenge!!! +--- 19190351 +>>19189668 +cool plate +--- 19190353 +>>19190343 +hey, thanks. +--- 19190655 +/ck/arbonara benedict +wa la +--- 19190663 +>>19167662 +ANon...I... +--- 19190783 +>>19189273 +>>19189351 +>>19189995 +Panda here, :) thanks guys! there was actually much more taco meat, but i didn't put it on so i could plate it. i really wanted to try plating all of it together. this is a really fun competition like a cooking show, can't wait for the next challenge. +--- 19190880 +>>19190655 +Those are the same mixing bowls my mom has been using since the 70's. +--- 19190919 +I had some orzo left over from making giouvetsi last month, so I made something with what I had to hand (leek / chilli / garlic base, white wine and tomato with sausage and some marscapone). It looked like vomit on a plate, so I didn't bother taking a picture. +--- 19191061 +In a doggy dog world where pasta dishes are a diamond dozen, one anon chooses to pursue a true culinary tour de France. +Mixing the pesto-pasta staple of Italy with the rich flavors of Indonesian fusion, this dish is sure to leave a mark. A mark of F, for Fantastic. It contains meat imported from the idyllic North-European hamlet of Aeki and sprinkled throughout is the subtle yet distinct taste of baked fermented celeriac. This creamy spaghetti with peanut sauce is sure to whet one's appetite. With subtle hints of chillies and ketjap manis to round out the sauce, this is truly amongst the dishes of all time. + +Next time I'll add more varied veggies but shops are closed rn. +--- 19191115 +So it begins... +--- 19191144 +>>19184165 +>noodle +At least make your shitpost submission believable. +--- 19191157 +>>19191061 +>In a doggy dog world where pasta dishes are a diamond dozen, one anon chooses to pursue a true culinary tour de France +>A mark of F, for Fantastic +>this is truly amongst the dishes of all time +Made me laugh. Then I looked at the picture... +--- 19191443 +>>19189670 +Lol, what? Is this the latest thing the youtubers are talking about or something? Like, “forget everything you’ve ever learned or seen done and season your cutting board instead of your food”? I try not to keep up with that garbage. +--- 19191456 +>>19191443 +No, substituting ricotta for bechamel has always been considered low class. +--- 19191458 +>>19191144 +and what do you think it is? chocolate? I can even take a picture of the bag. +--- 19191467 +>>19191456 +Yeah, I don't think so. That's like saying you only eat ranch made with fresh herbs and everyone who uses the seasoning pack is low class. +--- 19191484 +>>19191144 +Noodles got ya seethin'? +--- 19191530 +>>19191458 +>>19191484 +Not that anon, but I thought the same thing when I saw that entry. I didn't really like the theme for this round, and one of the reasons was because it didn't allow you to do anything other than Italian or Italian influenced stuff. I read "pasta" and immediately thought that puts any kind of Asian noodle dish out of the running, so it is a little annoying to see someone just completely ignore that distinction and say, "lol, spaghetti is a noodle and rice noodles are noodles but spaghetti is pasta so rice noodles are also pasta." It's nothing to make a stink about though; just take off points for challenge goals. +--- 19191559 +Ricotta is a type of food that is not good. +--- 19191571 +>>19191919 → + +Who's getting it?? +--- 19191590 +>>19191467 +You're either pretty young or haven't been talking to people about food for very long. This is an ancient talking point. +--- 19191605 +>>19191467 +This is only wrong insofar as anyone who eats ranch is low class, even if they "make it fresh" +--- 19191630 +>>19191590 +>this is an ancient talking point +That's like saying, "smashburgers are the best way to make a hamburger" is an ancient talking point. I've been around for awhile, but only started seeing people online talk about smashburgers in the last year or two, and have never seen any make one in real life, or been to a restaurant that served them. Are you really, REALLY sure this isn't just something you saw in a youtube video a couple years ago and have been repeating as gospel because you just started cooking recently and liked their recipe? +--- 19191824 +Coming together tonight +--- 19192003 +>>19191530 +i didn't know noodles weren't pasta. can you explain? +--- 19192016 +>>19191824 +I hate that utensil at the far right so much +--- 19192104 +>>19179112 +this is unacceptable. +--- 19192188 +>>19191824 +Fug. I've been getting drunk and arguing with people about things I'm worried might get me banned before I can even enter the round. I'd planned on having most of my dish ready at this point, but I keep putting it off because I gave myself too much work, lol. I was expecting someone to do a tri-color something (I'm guessing ravioli). Are you the same anon that made a thread a month or two about how to do colored pasta? +--- 19192232 +Okay! So, I decided to make mushroom ravioli. I had everything on hand except for the ricotta that I bought yesterday. +--- 19192239 +>>19192232 +Proof that I did not run it all over the counter like I usually do. +--- 19192250 +>>19192239 +I’m a pastalet so if anybody can give pro tips on how to not get your sheets to taper off so drastically I’d be mighty appreciative. At about setting 5 I cut in half and roll out to 7 because I am a lonely person and these sheets get too big for me to not mess up. +--- 19192266 +>>19192250 +I now use a ravioli stamper even though the cut is more dull. The ravioli cutter is superior but I can’t cut circles. +--- 19192275 +>>19192266 +I was planning to make a normal alfredo sauce but had all of this leftover mushroom filling, so I tossed it in. +--- 19192282 +>>19192275 +>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH +--- 19192293 +Ngl its kind of showboaty to monopolize the thread with your 100 image cookalongs +--- 19192300 +>>19192293 +Nta but i thought you’re supposed to +--- 19192306 +>>19192282 +>LOL that looks like vomit +Yeah, well, it ate good. Woulda been purtier if I had not put the extra mushrooms into the sauce, but it made it taste even better and I will do it again. Parsley from me garden. So, here we are - ravioli ai fungi con autismo. +--- 19192315 +>>19192293 +I’ve posted le finished prooduct before and gotten “but what aboots” so like wut do +--- 19192319 +>>19192232 +>the ricotta that I bought yesterday +My condolences. We all just learned earlier today that apparently ricotta is only used in pasta dishes in the Midwest, and everyone knows about those Midwesterners. Nice egg-man; he had no idea what was coming. Are you just using AP flour? +--- 19192340 +>>19192319 +AP works just fine but I used 00 this time. I’m going to be using a lot more AP in the future because Amazon just jerked my auto-order for this up to over $40 (maybe hoping people are dumb and don’t check their auto-order subscriptions for price increases) and I was like yeah lol fak no. +--- 19192387 +>>19192340 +>used 00 this time +I was thinking it looked like it. I also didn't realize anyone used auto-order subscriptions; but I guess lots of people regularly use credit cards too, which never made sense to me either. +--- 19192393 +>>19192315 +I think in the past people made verticles or a seperate thread +--- 19192417 +>>19192306 +>forgot the timestamp +Well, here is what I had left and put in the refrigerator for the dog tomorrow. +--- 19192448 +>>19183056 +Sorry you didn't get good reviews but this looks super tasty +Where did you add the lemon juice? +--- 19192449 +>>19167599 (OP) +Sticky, nigger mods +!!! +--- 19192470 +>>19183200 +I forgot to rate this one - I think I thought it was part of spaghetti pie guy's pics. +Presentation: 1 / 5 +Originality: 1 / 5 +Appeal: 3 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 5 / 5 +The picture of the dish is awful, but I'd happily eat it. + +>>19192306 +Mushroom Ravioli +Presentation: 4 / 5 +Originality: 4 / 5 +Appeal: 4 / 5 +Challenge Goals: 5 / 5 +Looks good. +--- 19192505 +>>19192387 +Oh, I went full retard for Amazon. They offered me fifty bucks to apply for their dumb credit card a few years ago. The ongoing credit for buying from them is nice, though right now I’m on the fence about cancelling. This whole “retail arbitrage” trend (fancy phrase for price scalping where sellers buy up locally to sell at absurd prices through online marketplaces) has me not buying much from Amazon right now. Oh, yeah- like 00 flour. +--- 19192517 +>>19192505 +>fifty bucks to apply for their dumb credit card +Yeah, I've been ignoring that for years. I did sign up for Prime during lockdown and still have it. I hate that I still have it, and I hate everything about Amazon, but it's just so fucking convenient. +--- 19192561 +>>19192517 +Ah, see. I’m thinking about cancelling. I was Prime for the free shipping, and when they paid me to take out their credit card that gave 4% back on Amazon purchases I was very happy. Now that their prices are so bad I’ve cancelled most of my autoshipments and rarely buy from them anymore. I’m thinking about cancelling Prime because I order too little from them now, which means I’ll cancel their card, too, because why even have it. +--- 19192658 +>>19192561 +It's that damn 1-2 day free shipping that gets me (even though half the time the order is delayed). I actually ordered something yesterday for my dish (which I need to go make right now) and it was on my porch this morning. Then I looked around and every third house also had an Amazon package in front of their door. I'm not that picky about who I buy from, but Amazon has gotten disgusting. And like you said, the prices aren't even that good, assuming they have what you're looking for and not some no-name knock-off that turns out to be an Amazon subsidiary. Even within the past year I've gotten good deals. There's a brand of rice I always buy in a 15 pound bag from the Asian grocery store, but the last time I went it wasn't on sale and the price had gone up, so I looked online and it was only a couple dollars more on Amazon. Now it's double the price, and that's the same for 90% of the things I want. They used to be a book company, and people don't even read books anymore because of how easy everything has become. + +Apologies for the rant. Time to cook. +--- 19192674 +>>19192658 +No man, I get it. I remember when I was giddy when they expanded from selling just books to music and videos. Happy cooking. +--- 19192685 +>>19192674 +Cheers. +--- 19192900 +Start with the chicken marinade +Ginger, garlic, lemon, salt, garam masala, turmeric, kashmiri red pepper, kasuri methi (fenugreek) cumin, coriander, yogurt (hung/full fat) +--- 19192907 +mix +--- 19192917 +put chicken aside, let rest +mix 1.5c semolina with 1.5c all purpose flour, with 2tsp garam masala and 1tsp fenugreek +--- 19192928 +with 1/3 of the flour masala, mix 2tsp coriander/cilantro and 2 eggs +I started with 1 egg but it wasn't enough to make up for how dry coriander leaf is, it wasn't adequate +--- 19192933 +make into ball, let rest diff --git a/ck/19170667.txt b/ck/19170667.txt index bfcb3abe28807b3f10e0344beb838a0fe171a327..cc6224a80c5a32819ff0f5308a8af07b443c7a9d 100644 --- a/ck/19170667.txt +++ b/ck/19170667.txt @@ -1319,3 +1319,23 @@ That's a nice looking kitchenette if it's on campus. butter chicken --- 19188863 Does anyone have the pic saved, I think it was a dino tendies one. It was just a cheap counter with a cracked plaster wall. Only thing in it was a mag strip with like two knives and a ladle? I had that as my background for a while but lost the image. +--- 19189245 +>>19171906 +do you live underwater? +--- 19189253 +>>19172887 +why would you hang cast iron over the sink so it can constantly get wet? +--- 19189798 +>>19170667 (OP) +--- 19191006 +>>19188128 +>restaurant sized bea tub +breva bmi +--- 19191373 +>>19170704 +Imagine the bugs +--- 19191382 +>>19189798 +Lmao +--- 19191394 +>>19178832 diff --git a/ck/19170868.txt b/ck/19170868.txt index c8cbf99f5bb15232d7d0fdf4ef07a892601d9733..8094e1920d16f630847e5127136ef6d55c041c58 100644 --- a/ck/19170868.txt +++ b/ck/19170868.txt @@ -1064,3 +1064,157 @@ im still waiting on shipping Ordered a week ago my bad i might be ordering mine before they arrive for you then. --- 19188473 Guangzhou airport for my shipment leaving china soontm +--- 19189600 +https://pastebin.com/CTqwqKEm +dolphin porn if anyone wants +--- 19189818 +>China Post - e-Packet (3-16 Weeks) +>10 to 75 business days $5.94 +--- 19189914 +>>19189818 +idk, looks like standard China shipping to me, but cheaper. it usually starts with 10$ for me in most stores +--- 19189942 +>>19189914 +I know. I'm mad as fuck. Does anyone know any good tea places based in the UK/Europe? What-cha doesn't do much actual Chinese tea. +--- 19190295 +Did any anons submit an entry to YS for their wrapper design contest? It's a pretty clever system, but if I were pressing cakes, I would want to come up with a design myself. Probably using stable diffusion. +https://yunnansourcing.com/pages/2023-design-contest-winning-entries +--- 19190377 +>>19189818 +Its usually two weeks unless some catastrophic international issue happens, they are just covering their ass +--- 19190473 +>>19190377 +This is true almost all package take around 2 weeks for Eu too. Order on the 14th should arrive around the 27th. +--- 19190628 +>>19174651 +Coriander seed brewed as tea is fantastic. Nutty with a slight citrus taste. Relatively cheap. +--- 19190756 +I want to order tea so bad and i haven't received my last order yet +--- 19190806 +Guys give me inspiration, what was your last order and did you liked it? +--- 19190818 +>>19187526 +Can confirm. Doesn't overbrew and has a pleasant resinous taste and aroma that remind me a bit of frankincense. Good stuff. + +And since I'm actually posting, how do yinz manage your water temps? I have a Bonavita kettle that can keep water hot but I don't like using the feature (not to mention its only a liter kettle). Currently, I put my water into a thermos but i feel that has a limitation too. Having been in a Taiwanese teahouse and watching how they brewed, very liberally with the water, warming everything each steep, I feel like I am always brewing slightly cold because I don't heat all my shit up each steep. Nor do I pre heat my thermos just for the sake of not having a tea time turn into a huge production of heating multiple kettles of water. Now, all that being said, my sessions are always fun and taste good, but I can't help but think I should be shooting for a better water process. +--- 19190843 +>>19190806 +this was my last order +>the sheng storage comparison set +all decent but not outstanding. it does serve the function of highlighting different storage conditions well though. the wet stored tea was all beetroot and old furniture, the natural storage one was woody and slightly smoky and the dry stored one tastes much more like a fresh raw, just milder +>Meng Ku flavor +a little boring and a little faint. have to make it extra strong. it was cheap though +>Liu Bao +mild and mellow. a bit of beetroot and a pleasant nuttiness. tastes way better when boiled IMO. IDK too much about liu bao, but seems like good value to me, it's cheap for a tea with some age on it +>Dayi Lao Cha Tou +extremely thick body and good classic factory shu flavor with extra creaminess. quite happy with this +>Haiwan 9978 +I like it a lot. brown sugar, doughy and fruity flavors. no wet pile taste or anything like that. great value for money, will probably buy another cake of this at some point +--- 19190845 +>>19190843 +forgot to add, I haven't tried the rest yet +--- 19190855 +>>19190843 +Thanks for your reply anon +I never had liu bao that old before might be into it. +I had some similar storage test package with a friend some time ago i liked to feel a clear difference even if they were young cakes. +--- 19190858 +>>19170868 (OP) +Which - if any of these- would you buy? +--- 19190866 +>>19190858 +Laughed at the honey balls thanks anon +--- 19190874 +>>19190866 +I’ve got a gray streak in my hair +--- 19190892 +>>19190855 +>I never had liu bao that old before might be into it. +yeah it's very cheap too. kind of wish I got more. they have some from the 1980s too, though that's more expensive +--- 19190895 +>>19190874 +Honeyballs cleared up my grey hair. Also cured my crabs +--- 19190957 +>>19190874 +I got my first white hair at 18, I'm almost 30 now and a huge chunk of my bangs grows in white now. + +Nothing Ive been able to change in my diet seems to have any effect. +--- 19191004 +>>19190957 +Yea I’m not hopeful - I’m 36 and I’ve had a gray streak for a couple years now. Just one patch of hair. Who knows though - +--- 19191016 +At least you fuckers still have hair +I started balding at 21 +21 +--- 19191027 +whats with all the people suddenly complaining about normal chinese shipping times what the hell +--- 19191035 +>>19191027 +Last time I ordered from YS I was in China so delivery time was three days. I'm mad. +--- 19191044 +>>19191027 +Can someone help me pick a tea? Should I do raw or ripe? I’ve gotten interested since seeing all this puer stuff on here +--- 19191045 +>>19191016 +I started balding at 19 (I am Slovak) +--- 19191052 +>>19191044 +What other teas do you like to drink usually? Raw for a first time should be fine. +--- 19191058 +>everyone is balding and has grey hair +Bros... I thought tea was supposed to make me live forever? +--- 19191059 +>>19191045 +>I started balding at 19 +>(I am Slovak) +Some people just roll badly in chargen +--- 19191060 +>>19191016 +My hair has been thinning more over the last few years, but yea I've still got plenty of hair and the white hair doesn't bother me too much. + +One of my friends started balding in 11th grade, some people got it rough. +--- 19191063 +>>19191058 +I have a full head of beautiful blonde hair. +Drink your peppermint tea lads. +--- 19191065 +>>19191060 +Yeah, I had a class mate in year 11 who was already balding. I get that. Still, I miss my thick un-balding head of hair. +--- 19191067 +>>19191052 +I usually drink green tea and white tea. My favorite tea is taiping houki (a very long leaf green tea). +But seeing this ripe puer in an old clementine makes me curious +--- 19191068 +>>19191065 +Looked into actual medical treatments? + +Worst case hair implants if you've got the money. +--- 19191071 +>>19191068 +I use regaine twice a day, baby. It's still happening. +>Worst case hair implants if you've got the money. +I do, but I'm really not sure if that's worth it compared to using it for a mortgage. +--- 19191089 +>>19191067 +green and white i would suggest raw but if you want to try this go for it +--- 19191092 +>>19191071 +I'd go for the mortgage, but I guess it might be worth it for some people. +--- 19191219 +>>19191035 +>was in China +nice, did you visit any tea areas? +--- 19191370 +>>19191044 +https://www.fullchea-tea.com/2012-puer-tea-dayi-taetea-7542-150g-gift-package-china-yunnan-menghai-puerh-puer-pu-erh-raw-organic-health-care-food-chai-aged-puerh-best-organic-tea--p0139.html +This is the classic standard benchmark for raw puer. Good place to start +--- 19191372 +>>19191219 +No. I lived in Shanghai for half a year and never went to Hangzhou. My best mate at the time was from Hangzhou even. Argh +--- 19191570 +bump limit + +new thread +>>19191563 → +>>19191563 → +>>19191563 → diff --git a/ck/19172353.txt b/ck/19172353.txt index dcf1dd22a3d4182cf500bd8e9550cff033bcdbdd..615944beb4fa7cb1b408ba27c7fd9ca9d8172385 100644 --- a/ck/19172353.txt +++ b/ck/19172353.txt @@ -482,3 +482,51 @@ most younger people don't do anything but eat and play video games if they're ma --- 19188726 >>19172353 (OP) my friend called corporate or a hotline or something and they had no idea what he was talking about when he asked about this +--- 19190585 +>>19178558 +>>19176345 +ill never understand why its always the kitchens fault here. why do you think this? +the orders werent even custom, meaning the kitchen had no area to fuck up on, then the packers on FOH gave the wrong items, which is fuck all to do with the kitchen +--- 19190592 +>>19172353 (OP) +Stop. +Just make them cheaper. +I don't care about quality, I know I'm eating shit. +Just go back to selling cheap slop so I can fill up for the day on $5. Stop trying to go upscale. +--- 19190598 +>>19175837 +Their burgers are awful. +Mogged to the shadow realm by Wendy's. +--- 19190604 +>>19190598 +nah, wendy's patties are incredibly dry. i'm not terribly picky and would happily eat a dave's double or whatever, but the dqp is just plain better +--- 19190606 +>>19181165 +>>19187430 +Smash burgers suck. +A patty should be at least 1/2" thick. +--- 19190611 +>>19178572 +>Tempering the cheese to bring it to room temperature makes it impossible to separate the slices and will only ever be a show put on for higher-ups. +no? unless this is a symptom of shitty american cheese slices. in the uk, where even mcdicks has to have real cheese (albeit they skirt the line of the law to a tee, 51% cheese), the cheese is tempered across the whole of the uk as policy. if the cheese is FIFOd and used correctly, even the dumbest retard can separate it +--- 19190621 +>>19176247 +Crusty bread sucks for sandwiches. +Its good on its own, but for a sandwich having to bite through tough bread always murders the filling. +--- 19190631 +>>19190598 +>burgers +They are burger flavored sandwiches. +--- 19190644 +If this was the only thing McDonald's sold (and hash browns and coffee/soda), they would probably still make a profit. +They need to give up on their awful hamburgers. +--- 19190648 +>>19190644 +>hashbrows were $2.59 each the last time I checked +--- 19191392 +>>19177030 +Is that a scale for your cholesterol levels? +--- 19191843 +>>19175817 +Minimum wage is like $24 now +We're in a trade economy where shit like "washing machine repairman" pays $90/hr diff --git a/ck/19172358.txt b/ck/19172358.txt index b56d4115b617a69681862718e7f586bf400094bb..b45a8bdb5381f27c2bb193137015f03602e823a8 100644 --- a/ck/19172358.txt +++ b/ck/19172358.txt @@ -636,3 +636,68 @@ your ESL grammar scared the shit out of me for a second --- 19188780 I was shocked when I found out Australia is the only place that uses chicken salt. Imagine having boring chips. This alone makes Australia the best place in the world for chips +--- 19189188 +Yes we have them and they taste like shit +--- 19189200 +>>19181850 +t. 4chan philosophy thinker + +young people just want some new, fun novel shit to do. +--- 19189268 +>>19179236 +>NYC isn't all of America. +--- 19189461 +>>19185943 +Nah, here they are called JoJos you dumb twat +--- 19189468 +>>19172358 (OP) +These shitty fries made these guys millions +--- 19189483 +>>19173326 +I'm just going to say that if any sort of cheese fries use standard melted cheese instead of a sauce they're fucking worthless. +--- 19190156 +>>19175010 +they don't actually smoke them on hickory, they just use a liquid smoke type deal but in powdered form, like smoked paprika but not as red +--- 19190173 +> nobody was nice enough to tell the bongs about potato rings +bros this one should be right up your monarchistic alley +--- 19190192 +>>19172358 (OP) +It’s a little bit like how some languages have more or less complex levels of detail in commonplace words to describe colours. A broader spectrum of potato products (including what Brits would call chips) are all just called fries in America, whereas Brits see fries as something distinct from chips, if I understand correctly. +--- 19190218 +>>19174857 +I don't understand why these aren't more popular than potato chips, they're objectively better in every way. But I'm grateful for it, since I cannot control myself around these little shits, and if they were for sale at every gas station and convenience store across this great nation, I would soon become as fat as every other American. +--- 19190263 +>>19180582 +>don't use contractions +>don't +Are you retarded, or is this 26-dimensional grammar trolling? +--- 19190297 +>>19174859 +this is the classic Canadian one, so many childhood memories at ice rinks getting these from vending machines. smokey flavor, crispy, salty, so good. Utz does it in the US, best brand +--- 19190395 +>>19174872 +>>19174882 +American here, I’ve only seen a few Arby’s and never eaten at one. +--- 19190408 +>>19179215 +Most British chip shops are pretty shit, too. +--- 19190414 +>>19180566 +why are women’s magazines and websites frying anything? What the fuck +--- 19190442 +>>19180580 +That’s because it sounds Greek, etymologylet. +--- 19191367 +>>19174859 +They sell Pik-Nik here yeah and in California they all have the cancer warning sticker on them. +--- 19191377 +>>19184761 +They're cylinders not balls, and yes we genuinely do. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tater_tots +--- 19191604 +>>19173326 +you can find most of these in the frozen section of the supermarket +--- 19191625 +>>19191377 +Interesting that only Korea, Australia, and New Zealand have a name for them. Everybody else infringes trademarks. diff --git a/ck/19174425.txt b/ck/19174425.txt index 19605313122ea74cbeff2fa5954ed10c80eafe7c..fc8b5659cfef8a6ce6fbffc676731f70b93a3b38 100644 --- a/ck/19174425.txt +++ b/ck/19174425.txt @@ -251,3 +251,110 @@ That's the appeal. --- 19188920 >>19187721 i agree but that's a veal which is even more delicious than a cow +--- 19189029 +>>19185167 + +> i smell shekels in here ! +--- 19189057 +>>19178998 +I want to watch her eat all that food by herself and then poop it out +--- 19189108 +>>19184577 +You will eat all of the eggs +--- 19190051 +>>19190038 +I'd berry my face in that pasta +--- 19190077 +>>19189040 +Remember when paying five dollars for a milkshake was absolutely outrageous? +--- 19190090 +>>19178894 +>those thumbs +--- 19190197 +>>19190150 +Kek +--- 19190209 +>>19177833 +Correct. +--- 19190338 +>>19190077 +Early 2010s gamer culture was complete cancer +--- 19190394 +>>19178988 +Post the original, my coom friend? +--- 19190447 +>>19186034 +I'm willing to put that to the test +--- 19190451 +>>19190338 +I prefer it to current gaming culture +--- 19190484 +>>19190451 +>Dorkly +>Machinima +>College humor +>Angry gamers +>Mountain dew Doritos +>Mario drugs +>Skyrim +>Gaymers +>Gamer girls (don't git on them silly boy) +>Big bang theory science +>Fake glasses +>The secret story and lore of beating sonic by not touching the controller and what it tells us of the socio economic factors of a post industrialized college system occupying previous rurals areas +>Gay scores +>Easter eggs that require 200 hours of description and a wild hunt in east Germany +>Tropes vs women +>Video essay describing the position of every monster in dark souls, 4 parts 3 hours each +>Gaymer cocktails +>Gaymer grub +>Gaymer clothes (so quirky) +>Nerf guns +>Science toys +>Final fantasy references +>What if Zelda was a girl +--- 19190548 +>>19190484 +>>What if Zelda was a girl +I thought Zelda was a girl. +--- 19190556 +>>19190548 +xe means link +--- 19191021 +>>19183895 +i swear i've never seen a baskin robbins that wasnt connected to a dd, im almost convinced they dont exist +--- 19191177 +>>19178726 + +Watch the animated series of The World Of Peter Rabbit & Friends - maximum comfy with an aesthetic that has but disappeared from children's shows nowadays. +--- 19191194 +>>19177833 +Newborn kittens are smaller than rats. +--- 19191202 +>>19184711 +It looks too young to poop let alone use a littler box. +--- 19191272 +>>19190338 +Gamer culture has always been awful +--- 19191371 +>>19191202 +How can something be too young to poop +--- 19191405 +>>19191371 +Kittens don't shit until they start eating solid food regularly which can be up to 4 weeks. When they live off milk they just occasionally leak from the ass a bit which the mother cleans up. +--- 19192102 +>>19175834 +based roly poly pudding enjoyer +--- 19192131 +>>19187594 +That's exactly why I avoid having one, I can't afford having a heart break every 2 years, and I don't see getting one every year as a rotation will help me +--- 19192478 +>>19184711 +Based +--- 19192554 +>>19192478 +Fuck off wormservant +>*consumes N acetyl cysteine in your path* +--- 19192811 +>>19178894 +Based, this kid will make it far in the bakery industry if she baked that herself, kudos to her diff --git a/ck/19176620.txt b/ck/19176620.txt index c46c35b5dea5c7189d99cbfb94d3b16806a64495..9cf569e96e9b0d884ba1f29cf7dda71c43b34239 100644 --- a/ck/19176620.txt +++ b/ck/19176620.txt @@ -250,3 +250,26 @@ itt we recommend obscure, regional beers that are bad --- 19188851 >>19187403 it's severed moor heads +--- 19189522 +>>19176620 (OP) +Both the light and dark Kozel lagers are good. +I also like picrel, but I think it's mainly exported to Poland +--- 19189569 +>>19176620 (OP) +goopy cum running down her eyeglasses :) +--- 19189697 +>>19188489 +They use hop concentrate, almost no macro brewery uses pellets +--- 19189875 +>>19189697 +If it just says "hops" they use pellets. Fresh hops is only used by small breweries and is noted differently. +--- 19189991 +>>19176620 (OP) +I’m a big fan of Belgians but since you’re a gay faggot, I guess I’ll tell you that I really liked the helles lagers I tried in Switzerland. They’re everywhere in that country with tons of different brands that were all solid. I remember this one being aight +--- 19190975 +>>19180273 +>>19184105 +Traveled to Germany few times for work and drank a lot of these two mentioned and a lot more. But my favorite was this KonigPilsner. Found it perfect in richness and bitterness. +--- 19191233 +>>19190975 +I can't stand bitterness my favs are low/no bitter drinks. I'd like to try gose or gruit diff --git a/ck/19177442.txt b/ck/19177442.txt index d194203f654967117215379c200d90a8ece8e9f1..0810587b86d8019c782d57db71ef7623bd2aed25 100644 --- a/ck/19177442.txt +++ b/ck/19177442.txt @@ -234,3 +234,25 @@ love you fags >>19178479 nice finger prints you got there, friendo saved +--- 19189256 +Peppermint schnapps. Girls like it. Givem the hootch and they'll let you own their cootch, no joke. +--- 19189378 +>>19188254 +I concur. Only reason why I lurk /ck/, honestly. +--- 19189863 +you alcoholics are sad +--- 19190401 +>>19177442 (OP) +bottom shelf white rum or vodka +--- 19190497 +>>19178479 +Awesome, big Kev, very cool. +--- 19190525 +>>19188348 +What are you gonna do, use them on the human hand mold so you can pretend like the latex hand is big kev cranking your microhog? +--- 19191327 +>>19177462 +I used to do that with gin. not intentionally, no one expected it. Whiskey is fitting for it. +--- 19191404 +>>19179638 +That's nuts diff --git a/ck/19178513.txt b/ck/19178513.txt index 92b540cc8fcab983684ed7cda3ff08b445a3886d..9b4e968cdbc5ea8e0b97a75e1a65375e631164f4 100644 --- a/ck/19178513.txt +++ b/ck/19178513.txt @@ -370,3 +370,266 @@ lmfao faggot likes pig cum --- 19188916 >>19188698 Most of it does suck, but ramen is undeniably based. +--- 19188956 +Red miso is underrated as a bouillon substitute. It works great in gravies and broths. + +Add miso (red or white) and some soy sauce to just about any plain stock and you have instant east-asian flavor right there. +--- 19189382 +>>19188916 +>Most of it does suck, but ramen is undeniably based. +this is the opinion of someone who knows nothing about Japanese food +--- 19189386 +>>19188956 +I make vegetable stock cubes at home and the look is uncannily similar to miso paste +--- 19189426 +>>19189382 +deep fried seafood, small portions of raw fish on rice, katsu, ramen, or street food. +I'm not missing anything special +Also, black pepper is spicy for japs +--- 19189458 +>>19189426 +>proves me right +Thanks for saving my time. Ramen is overrated btw +--- 19189462 +>>19189458 +NTA btw, but Japanese food does indeed suck. +Ramen is the only decent one that's not deep-fried +--- 19189472 +>>19189458 +cmon, humor me plz. +name one (1) decent japanese food that doesnt fall under what I've said +--- 19189477 +>>19189472 +zara soba. +>>19189462 +>le reddit soup is the best Japanese dish! +You're uncultured and wrong +--- 19189478 +>>19178513 (OP) +All right what am I looking at here? Lot's of dishes...How does one approach this? Is it kinda like buffet were you fill a bowl or plate? +Very curios never seen before pls explain +thank you +--- 19189484 +>>19189478 +refer to this>>19179007 +--- 19189489 +My grandfather used to call them 'japs' and 'slants' +Said they dragged American dead soldiers from the battle field and ate them on the islands south of Japan because they wer left there to die +He killed as many as he could and came back alive +--- 19189496 +>>19189489 +why do you feel compelled to let everybody know you have a small penis? +--- 19189504 +>>19189496 +It's not so small, I'd say average....I mean never had any complaints +Why you want to talk about my penis? +--- 19189510 +>>19189477 +It's zaru and it's literally cold noodles dipped in soy sauce, try again. +You've probably never even been to Japan, idiot +--- 19189530 +i tried making okara. the patty fell apart and no matter how i cooked it, it just tasted like gritty plant pulp. do people actually eat this? +dashi stock +mirin +soy sauce +sesame oil +green onions +carrots +--- 19189534 +>>19189382 +Actually I know an extensive amount about Nip food, hence my opinion. Just because you know about lots of foods and dishes doesn't mean you have to like them. +--- 19189547 +>>19189510 +More times than you, weeab. +I actually understand the culture, I’m not just some anime fan boy like you. +--- 19189551 +>>19189547 +>I understand the culture, they totally see me as sharing their heckin' Japanese spirit!! +Stfu, whitey. I'm here now and the food indeed sucks. +You still haven't named one food that I didn't describe nor a decent Japanese food. +--- 19189556 +>>19189510 +>soy sauce +It’s called Tsuyu you pathetic weeaboo. +--- 19189560 +ITT: clueless white people +--- 19189562 +>>19189556 +Lmao, Tsuyu is soy sauce with a few extra ingredients, I was deliberately being insulting. +You keep calling me a weeaboo but I haven't even mentioned anime and keep saying how much I hate Japanese culture/food. +You are very dumb. +--- 19189563 +>>19189547 +why are you larping as me +>>19189551 +last comment because you're a retard. The way you argue is disingenuous. First, zara soba dipping sauce is mentsuyu and not soy sauce. Second of all, when I called you out for being a ramentard you mentioned macro-categories of food that contain a wide range of dishes; this only shows you either know nothing about japanese food or you're just trolling. Read Shizuo Tsuji's cookbook if you want recipes, I'm not doing the research for you +--- 19189565 +>>19189562 +>tsuyu is soy sauce with a few extra ingredients +>I was deliberately being insulting. +No, you were deliberately being a retard. Any sauce is "X with extra ingredients" +--- 19189570 +>>19189563 +Again, it's zaru, and it's shitty cold buckwheat noodles dipped in a mix of *soy sauce*, mirin, and bonito flakes/other umami ingredient. It taste like fucking soy sauce. +>>19189565 +Shit sucks, get over it +--- 19189572 +>>19189570 +>it's zaru +autocorrect +--- 19189573 +Birthday dinner with my younger brother and a friend. 2 types of Japanese sardine, roasted salmon, and ayu fish simmered in a soy sauce broth stuffed with roe. + +I made gifu inochi no ichi rice to have with all the seafood and it was an absolutely glorious meal. Simple, but everything was new and so delicious. + +The ayu fish was my favorite with the oval sardines in second, salmon third, and the other sardines last. +The ayu fish was phenomenal. Truly delicious. Hard to describe, but a sweet soy sauce fishy flavor with cooked roe. Hard to describe the exact flavor, but it was so delicious with rice. +The oval sardines had an amazing sweet seasoning with them. I am going to consider buying a dozen+ cans of them they were so good. +The salmon was quite salty, but an excellent accompaniment to the rice. You could taste that it was roasted. Subtle smokiness along with a delicious salmom flavor. +The normal deenz were very pure and delicious. Very very pure flavor. None of that pungent fishiness in anything. Extremely happy with the meal as a whole. + +Thanks for reading my bday blog. :D +--- 19189576 +>>19189562 +So, Tabasco sauce is just vinegar with a few extra ingredients but we don’t call it vinegar. +You’re not very intelligent. +--- 19189579 +>>19189547 +My cats name is Tojo +He’s a cute. +--- 19189580 +>>19189576 +Fine, it's Tsuyu, not soy sauce. Doesn't change the fact it tastes like soy sauce and sucks. +Keep enjoying your shitty cold noodles because you totally understand Japanese culture, you're basically an honorary Jap +--- 19189584 +>>19189580 +I accept your apology. +I’m usually right about these things. +--- 19189585 +>>19189579 +Posts pics please this thread sucks and I'm tired of arguing with the samefag making 3 different posts at a time. +I <3 you all :3 +--- 19189591 +just scrolled through this shitshow of a thread You weebs are fucking dumb +--- 19189594 +>>19189591 +>cooking :/ +>Japanese cooking >:( +--- 19189595 +>>19189580 +Handmade zaru soba with good tempura (maitake is my jam) is actually awesome. I'm not the poster you've been dick waving with, but I can assure you that done right, soba is fucking awesome, but most soba (especially the dried stuff in supermarkets) is shit. I live in Japan and the place across the station from me is amazing. Hand made every b morning. We go there once a month or so. Sure, it's like $20 a person, but definitely worth it. +--- 19189596 +>>19189595 +>$20 +Do they accept usd in anime land? That can’t be an official policy? +--- 19189599 +>>19189596 +Street vendors prefer it, they evade tax. The Dollar is king in all nations. +--- 19189603 +>>19189595 +You're right, Anon of Reason. +I am sorry, dick waving opponent. +I am arguing because I am upset I fell for the Japanese food is best meme and I am hoping/looking for good food while I'm visiting Japan right now. +There is definitely good food here, but a lot of it is very similar to one another. +We can keep this thread good/on topic, what are other favorite Japanese foods, Anons? +--- 19189611 +>>19189603 +KFC in nip land is pretty based I hear? +--- 19189613 +>>19189606 +btw how the hell are you supposed to eat the green onions? Toss them in the soy sauce and hope some stick to the noodles? +--- 19189641 +>>19189603 +焼 き 鳥 +鶏の幽庵焼き +なす田楽 + 鶏の照り焼き +豚肉しようが焼き +豚 角 煮 +串 揚 + +I wouldn't put Japanese cooking not even in my top 10 favorite national cuisines +--- 19189644 +>>19189641 +Thanks, tried all of those. I'm afraid you're right. +--- 19189659 +>>19189613 +https://youtu.be/x4HW2oLpEOA?t=224 [Embed] +https://youtu.be/kqjhQISoQRA?t=201 [Embed] +https://youtu.be/KyWBJgHAb0g?t=419 [Embed] +--- 19189680 +https://youtu.be/Mu5WXSc8_ng [Embed] +Average japanese dining experience +--- 19189686 +>>19189659 +thanks for the channel recs. Do you have more? +Honestly, I've being "studying" jap food for a month or so but the only thing I've made so far are gyoza and curry (both from scratch). A lot of Japanese dishes just look like inferior versions of my home country dishes and they don't seem worth the hassle to find the ingredients. I'm lazy tho +--- 19189702 +>>19189596 +I tend to convert to $ when I post on social media. It's just easier. + +>>19189603 +Kakuni (braised pork belly) is dope +Obviously yakitori, yakiton, and tebasaki (wings) like picrel. +Kawa ebi (fried whole scrimps) +Tsukemen +Ghengis khan (grilled lamb) +Sukiyaki/shabu shabu +--- 19189717 +>>19189659 +the girl in the third vid really just pulled out her pokemon card collection wtf +--- 19189721 +>>19189702 +Thanks again, I actually haven't tried Ghengis Khan, is that mostly found in Hokkaido? +Or what region is that most popular in? +--- 19189725 +>>19189717 +Wife material. +--- 19189751 +>>19189721 +Yeah, it's a Hokkaido thing, but you can get in anywhere in Japan. Some places are better than others, so dutch reviews first. Tabelog is a good place, just turn on page translation. Japanese reviewers on that site are pretty strict, so anything 3.7 or above is usually amazing. 3.3+ is good. +--- 19189773 +>>19189641 +Well it looks like all you're eating is chicken and pork. You should try other food. +--- 19189823 +>>19189489 +>He killed as many as he could and came back alive +That's a shame he didn't die. +--- 19189860 +>>19189773 +I don't like fish +--- 19190138 +>>19189860 +Then you don't like Japanese food. +The entire basis of all Japanese cooking is fish and seafood +--- 19190404 +I hate weebs so much it’s unreal +--- 19191227 +>be in Japan +>eat this shit almost everyday +>came back +>miss it so much +>made myself a poorfag Yakiniku +Tri Tip is perfect for poorfag Yakiniku, that and whatever cheap Yakiniku sauce you can find on Amazon. + +Weird thing about this restaurant is it's always crowded, the lines are around 15-20 mins. And for some reason there are a ton of asians here. +--- 19191245 +>>19189860 +lol what a fishlet. +--- 19192001 +>>19190404 +me too, but some of the Jap food is good. +--- 19192008 +>>19189751 +I heard that Hokkaido is the best region in Japan for food. + +Anyone here know if Hokkaido is truly the best and outcompetes Osaka and Tokyo? +--- 19192060 +>>19189489 +Based, even the Japs know they deserved 2 nukes +--- 19192280 +>>19189489 +WTF HOW DID I MISS THIS BASED POST. +Yeah the Japs were fucking subhuman during and before WWII. We treated them too nicely. + +On the topic of food, how come you don't see okra used more in Japanese cooking? The nips love slimy foods like raw egg, natto, and lots of seafood stuff, so you'd think they'd love okra too because it's the slime vegetable. diff --git a/ck/19178708.txt b/ck/19178708.txt index e8fb768a05d31b6f7ac3691d48a537c34907da8d..8f73bf4049fbf9bb62498385d014e2e4760d3f29 100644 --- a/ck/19178708.txt +++ b/ck/19178708.txt @@ -805,3 +805,94 @@ But I think it's a win. PLS poast/make a thread when you BongMuffin it up. I'm curious about making them myself. >Something something vinegar... +--- 19189132 +>>19178780 +Along with this, mine always turns out overly chewy, to the point of being tough. I did only do 30 minutes covered and 20 uncovered though, so I'll try 45/15 next time and see what kind of difference that makes. +--- 19189168 +>>19189132 +This is a problem in fermentation time more than anything else. Looks underproofed without much gluten development to me +--- 19189196 +>>19189168 +It's no knead bread for one thing, but I let it rise or whatever for almost 24 hours, though after the first few it never rose any more. I saw some recipes where they would stretch the dough into shape and let it rise more, and do that several times. Should I have done that? +--- 19189211 +>>19189196 +That's a very very long fermentation time, I typically bulk a standard yeast loaf at room temp for 4-5 hours max before shaping. You probably over fermented that dough causing it to lose strength and become dense. Stretching and folding the dough early in the bulk will build more strength than just letting it ferment untouched too, but it sounds like your main problem was the extra long bulk fermentation. +--- 19189217 +>>19189211 +That's weird, because most recipes say to ferment for 12-18 hours. I'll give that a shot though. +--- 19189235 +>>19189217 +In my experience anything past 6-8hr is when you start doing a cold ferment in the fridge, even something as slow as a sourdough tends to start over fermenting past 8hr at room temp if the inoculation % isn't tiny. Dry yeast ferments extremely quick in comparison. + +It is common to make a pre-ferment like a biga or poolish the day before you bake, and use that to leaven your dough. That biga/poolish would ferment like 12-18hr before you use it +--- 19189571 +>>19179252 +>>19188670 +This guy again. Just pulled these little guys out of the oven. More like of the 1847 Oregon Trail starter culture. 80% hydration with Hokkaido bread flour. 18% levain inoculation. 5 hour bulk, 20 hour retard. + +I've always had trouble getting a good ear. Recently I read that a single quick score is better than going back and redoing it, and the results here show that to be true. Left side was one single line score, not particularly deep. Right side was scored, but then I went back to make it a bit deeper. Left is clearly better... Not sure why reattempting fucks up the eaar, but it definitely does. +--- 19189778 +>>19186853 + +I'm >>19183724 and used this recipe: + +https://www.chainbaker.com/easy-bagels/ + +but I didn't brush with egg therefore mine came out a bit paler +--- 19189780 +How hot should I set my oven for a large sourdough most wheat on a baking tray if I want maximum ovenspring? Any point going for more than 400f / 200c ? +Should I go higher if I apply loads of steam? + +As I understand it, it's good to go high as you "can" without the crust hardening so the ovenspring is reduced. Some inconsistent results pre-heating to 480f / 250c with a baking steel and lowering to 400f / 200c when the dough is about to go in. Never had a too burnt bottom. +--- 19189783 +>>19189571 +Amazing roundness you got there. I tend to get stuff that's more flat but decent spring. I would guess it's the properly worked high hydration. Do you use fermentation baskets? +--- 19189787 +>>19189780 +I go with 230C. Some bread dude did a comparison on YouTube, and 230 got him the best spring. (he thought 250 would, and subsequently changed a bunch of his recipes). +--- 19189801 +Bake of the day. +--- 19189802 +>>19189783 +Bannetons for the retard, yes. + +I usually make one big boule, but I wanted to try try something different this time. Just ate one of them with some cultured butter... It was delicious. There was a small dense patch at the bottom, so I think my baking stone wasnt quite hot enough when they went in. Probably should have given it 20 more mins to get fully heated. I usually use a Dutch oven, but since I had two little guys that wasn't really an option. +--- 19189803 +>>19189801 +Crumb. +--- 19189833 +>>19189801 +>>19189803 +Just noticed I cut the other bread for the crumb, the first one wasn't cool yet. +--- 19189975 +>>19189780 +I do 20 minutes at 500f covered and 20 minutes at 450f open. The only time I've noticed high heat being an issue for spring is if I spray the dough with water before baking, that requires slightly lower initial temps like 450-475f +--- 19190131 +>>19189975 +Wait, doesn't water make it more resistant to high heat before crusting? Doesn't it evaporate to steam which lowers the effect of the direct heat? +--- 19190163 +>>19190131 +My best guess is that it transfers heat faster, at 500f the wet crust sets up much faster for me and is evidenced by a sharper corner at the bottom of my loaf compared to the same dough without the water spray +--- 19190646 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhtj4eMTblI [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygyVcYf8jeE [Embed] +--- 19190673 +>>19190163 +Man, I've always been sparse with the flour when shaping stuff. It often ends up kind of sticky in the banneton. I thought that was better than caking it in flour. +--- 19190838 +>>19189571 +Interesting. Thanks for the ear test. +--- 19190848 +>>19178788 +--- 19192004 +>>19179687 +you probably don't have enough yeast in there or it isn't active enough, try adding more or getting the yeast in some sugar water to get them growing before adding to the bread +alternatively could be the gluten isn't strong enough, but generally you'll get some big air gaps and the rest of the dough is dense, but you could improve the strength by doing some folds after mixing everything together before leaving it +--- 19192501 +>>19189235 +Turned out a lot better this time, thanks anon. It's not tough and it seemed to rise a bit more in the oven than it usually does. I assume it could be better though. +--- 19192856 +>>19192501 +Score like this anon says: >>19189571 +Make sure it's at a severe angle (not straight into the dough) +It looks like you could bake it at a higher temp, too. diff --git a/ck/19179916.txt b/ck/19179916.txt index 71c1fdab08bf6adfb8972fddd1f3b6f6b4940d43..3e3d4abb15323e16145b22889ed7201e2c66d6ea 100644 --- a/ck/19179916.txt +++ b/ck/19179916.txt @@ -529,3 +529,38 @@ wanted to add that sloppy joes are nice comfort food, since the spiciest thing i --- 19188448 >>19181840 I had to adapt, since I'm a very early millennial who has trouble acquiring women so I usually live alone and have to fend for myself. +--- 19190203 +i live with a friend and her dad and though hes not a boomer (born just after), he has dog shit taste in food. eats the same skanky food day in, day out. boils vegetables so much you can cut them with a spoon. will leave meat out to spoil on a kitchen counter in front of a window (so the sun hits it) and still eat it, by boiling it for ages until theres no fucking flavour left. THEN he will leave half of it sitting in a pan on the hob until the next day and eat it again. does way too big portions of this shit, not that anyone ever eats his food. claims he never gets sick from the food but he definitely does. shit is shit but his shit is something else, you can smell when someone is sick. and no normal person shits 2-3 times a day. i dont think he even knows shit is meant to be solid anymore +--- 19190893 +>>19181967 +This is true. My wife teeters on the edge of sentience and once when I made a "restaurant meal" at home she went on some tangent rant on how it "wasn't fair" like I was cheating on taxes or something. She was pretty close to figuring it out but not quite there. +--- 19190922 +>>19179916 (OP) +for some people they want one major flavor, one major texture and salt +look at your meals: +they have multiple flavors that have to interact and multiple textures, nice natural smoke brought to a nice doneness + +look at thier meals: +hot beef with brown salt sauce, crunchy salt strips with artificial smoke + +its not you. some people just like shitty cooking and its fine but maybe stop wasting your time cooking for them +--- 19190985 +Reading people's boomer food stories on 4chan is like looking into another world. My parents are nothing like that. +--- 19191033 +>>19179916 (OP) +Your parents sound like they are just full of themselves, there's lots of good explanations for this thread but I would believe the simplest one first, which is that they like what they made more because they made it and want to believe it's good. Theirs can't just be okay, that wouldn't please their ego, they have to say it's amazing and shit +--- 19191297 +thats okay. being elitist about food is its own punishment, your basically being proud about enjoying less food. when fastfoods the only thing available, i just get what i like and thats the end of the story. when some food elitest cant get his triple shot decaf latte with activated almonds, his day is ruined. + +okay, ill stay being me. its tough, but someones gotta do it +--- 19191332 +>>19180058 +Cute of him to assume that their parents didn't pay for the trash they're wearing +--- 19191357 +>>19179919 +I imagine having boomer parents from some flyover state is like living in a culinary desert when it comes to any form of taste or cooking it must be very frustrating +--- 19192005 +>>19180078 +>he makes the corned beef +>they don't like it because it's not the kind from the grocery store +boomers are fucking mentally ill dude, they're not going to appreciate a fucking thing OP will make for them because anything that doesn't come from a can is scary diff --git a/ck/19181056.txt b/ck/19181056.txt index 73c1cb724e9a66a305a9a3f0eef271ed14966e3d..5766e425551b57fdf22bf34bf57b0d97b6f4c90d 100644 --- a/ck/19181056.txt +++ b/ck/19181056.txt @@ -362,3 +362,31 @@ The British got confused and mistook 1984 for a manual instead of a warning. I live in white bread leave it to beaver town, ice cream truck comes by everyday at least once a day sometimes I stroll out with a $20 and buy a Klondike and tell the guy to pay for as many ice creams as the change will buy for the rest of the kids --- 19188857 I’m sad because I was invited to get ice cream tonight and I accepted even though I’m trying to avoid sugar. I don’t even like ice cream that much either. +--- 19189197 +>>19181347 +ay yo hol up +--- 19189376 +>>19181277 +--- 19189435 +>>19181056 (OP) +An ice cream truck shows up in front of my house almost every weekday around the time I come back from work. I still haven't brought myself to approach it and check for prices and possibly buy a Magnum cone. Can't be bothered. +--- 19189488 +>>19181583 +I love getting these things. +--- 19190487 +>>19181277 +BASADO +--- 19190503 +>>19181539 +No, that's pretty common I think +--- 19190510 +>>19181575 +>"those little mexicans sure do bounce far, dont they" +>meaning that he's seen them bounce many times +--- 19192007 +>>19186785 +Same, they popped up for a bit in my area, of course they didn't stick around. Same with the yogurt/cream bars, too good to last. +--- 19192032 +B I G +S T I C K +or >>19182139 diff --git a/ck/19181094.txt b/ck/19181094.txt index 2f783e14c8981d7b5399d1a8877ee519e1718210..1d17985721dc37d586362bff98394e48b5985386 100644 --- a/ck/19181094.txt +++ b/ck/19181094.txt @@ -706,3 +706,291 @@ retard --- 19188860 >>19186514 They stopped shooting people in Utah. The last one was that nerd that requested you watch all the Lord of the rings movies and only one of the rifles has an actual live round in it, the rest were squibs +--- 19189337 +I'm surprised we don't have a Last Meal Bingo Card by now +>something that will make me poop everywhere +>the executioner +>the warden +>something I'm allergic to so I'll die +>something so rare or impossible to find that they'll have to postpone it indefinitely +>neverending/all-you-can eat +>that one guy who always says just water +>"my mom's" anything +--- 19189339 +>>19189337 +I forgot +>pussy +--- 19189347 +>>19181094 (OP) +Lasagna with a pipeline punch Monster +--- 19189356 +>>19186566 +>>19186610 +Just inject people with obviously way too much fent/morphine. +Like, don't even gamble, just pump them with 6oz of the shit or something. +The problem there, of course, is that you can't trust prison employees not to sell/use the shit themselves. +>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2352007815000931 +You can orally OD from opioids of course. Heroin included. So you could just feeding tube them. +--- 19189358 +>>19186370 +KFC used to be the peak of fast food. +It went to shit rapidly, and pretty recently. +--- 19189364 +>>19188837 +That ain't gonna work chief. First of all, they'd likely have that information about you in their medical records. If not, guards are always on standby and watching you. Medical staff is nearby. +What would happen is, they'd likely revive you. And then kill you anyway. They don't let people cheat the hangman if they can help it. + +There was a story about a guy who somehow managed to almost kill himself before an execution. I can't remember how he did it, but he almost succeeded. Wanna know what they did? +They airlifted him via helicopter to the nearby hospital, worked their hardest to resuscitate him (which took a long time), and managed to bring him back to some level of consciousness. The guy was completely out of it, had basically died and come back, had no idea where he was +And then they executed him, while he was still completely out of it +--- 19189370 +>>19189358 +I feel bad for some guy who's been in prison for the last 30 years and requests KFC as his last meal because he just doesn't know what happened + +Especially if he asks for the Potato Wedges, aka the best thing that was on their menu +>I'm afraid the potato wedges...are gone... +well just fucking kill me now then +--- 19189421 +>>19188574 +>>19188651 +LMFAO +--- 19189432 +>>19188860 +>only one of the rifles has an actual live round in it +I heard that's actually a myth, and they all have live rounds +The idea is that nobody who fires knows who actually fired the fatal shot +--- 19189578 +>>19189347 +Aussie lemonade > Pipeline punch +--- 19189598 +>>19188860 +>>19189432 +They need multiple hits to be sure so there isn't only one bullet. +The squib story is that they say one of the rounds is a blank, and they tell everyone to believe that ((their)) round is the blank one. +--- 19189601 +>>19189598 +Sounds like bullshit. Anyone proficient with firearms knows the difference between firing a live round and a blank one. The recoil and report are totally different. +--- 19189612 +>>19189601 +Yup. +Like I said - "story". +--- 19189619 +>>19189612 +Wonder if all the shooters are volunteers? +You’d be pretty pissed if you were psycho enough to want to do it voluntarily and then end up with the blank. +--- 19189623 +>>19189619 +Of course they're volunteers +You can't just force a person to execute another person +--- 19189650 +>>19189619 +Yes. +>1st squad you've been volunteered +>report in 0700 tomorrow +--- 19189687 +>>19186502 +I've always wondered why no one has tried asphyxiation with inert gas. It seems both humane and foolproof. Give the condemned anti-anxiety meds and a light sedative so they don't freak out. Put them in an airtight chamber and gradually replace the atmosphere in the chamber with pure nitrogen. There's no CO2 buildup so no choking "can't breathe" feeling. They'd just breathe normally and slowly lose consciousness. Leave them in there for a good half hour after the atmosphere is completely exchanged with nitrogen. +--- 19189698 +>>19181094 (OP) +Beef brisket, baby back ribs, mac and cheese, collard greens. And pistachio pudding cake for dessert. +--- 19189700 +>>19189687 +Some states tried, but couldn't get mechanics right in more than a year, so went back to injections. +--- 19189720 +>>19189700 +Seems like Alabama may have a system up and running by the end of this year. + +https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/17/alabama-nitrogen-hypoxia-new-execution-method#:~:text=For%20years%2C%20the%20state%20has,body%20to%20perform%20regular%20functions. +--- 19189729 +In no specific order: + +1 Peking duck wrap +1 siu mai +1 spicy taiwanese sausage +1 tuna nigiri +1 bite's worth of A5 wagyu (want to try it cause never had it before) +1 bite's worth of smoked salmon +1 deep fried chicken wing. +Small shwarma +Small smash burger +A can of l&p +1 skewer of cumin lamb as freshly made as possible +A plate of shanghai bok choy +A small plate of chinese cucumber salad +A small dish of hot chilli oil +A small bowl of sesame noodles +A jug of water and, +A small bowl of rice as a palate cleanser + +A bowl of chinese hand pulled beef noodles if I happen to still not feel full somehow. (Lai Mien as opposed to Ramen) + +A small bowl with hokey pokey ice cream which will be the final bite to finish off if I think I am done at any point throughout my meal. + +I might come up with more dishes later, or perhaps a better and smaller list but so far this is what I have. +Generally, for a last meal, I want as wide a possible range of food as well so I would eat small bits of everything. + + +Maybe a meal where each dish is eaten in order of when they were most prominent or memorable in would be cool. +--- 19189784 +>>19189698 +damn good choice +--- 19189790 +>>19186278 +>executions have random blanks +this is false. THey are all loaded. They can't risk the one guy with the bullet hitting you in the balls accidentally or some shit. +--- 19189909 +>>19189790 +>request a nice last meal +>prison chef prepares it all wrong +>too bad that's what you're getting +>fine, I accept death +>at least a firing squad will be quick +>they actually do the 1-live-round thing and the designated marksman hits you in the balls +>spend your last moments bleeding out in horrible pain as they reload and scramble to blow your head off properly +damn +--- 19189931 +>>19181094 (OP) +A succulent Chinese dinner. +--- 19189951 +>>19189931 +>they receive this request, only that sentence +Your Panda Express combo plate, sir +--- 19189966 +>>19189951 +--- 19189997 +>>19181094 (OP) +>bbq pulled pork +>white bread +>mac-and-cheese +>onion rings +>corn +>peas +>salad with italian dressing +>water +>strawberry milkshake +--- 19190009 +>>19189997 +that sounds really good +--- 19190225 +>>19189729 +>as wide a possible range of food +>confines himself to China food +I don't even see Buddha Jump The Wall there +--- 19190241 +>>19184797 +Probably a foreigner, not a zoomer +--- 19190270 +>>19186278 +You could just as easily have remote-operated robotic gun turrets if you’re willing to entertain a remote-operated robo-guillotine +--- 19190280 +>>19186536 +>What is certain is that your last moment is filled with the single most painful thing your body could possibly experience, which is a complete severance of your nervous system +>That's every pain receptor screaming out at once, boys +>It's barbaric +Not necessarily barbaric. Have you ever actually experienced a severe sudden injury? You generally can’t even feel it, because your body goes into shock and surges with stuff like adrenaline and endorphins. +--- 19190289 +>>19190280 +>You generally can’t even feel it +Can I not take the chance? +Like, I know massive pain is only a short while before it gives you a heart attack and you die from that, but can I skip that step altogether? And not take the chance that maybe the ol ticker is stronger than I thought, and I DON'T get that heart attack quite so soon, and I have to enjoy a few more minutes of agony before switching off? +--- 19190302 +>>19190280 +>Have you ever actually experienced a severe sudden injury? You generally can’t even feel it, because your body goes into shock and surges with stuff like adrenaline and endorphins. +I once trained to be a Professional Wrestler (think WWE) and got dumped on my neck in a really bad way. You're right, at the time I just experienced the thud but didn't fully realize the extent of the damage until much later. + +I guess that's comforting. Maybe a beheading really is the quickest and most painless way to do it. +All the stories about people still blinking or looking at specific people 20 seconds after a beheading are anecdotal anyway. +--- 19190371 +>>19190302 +If an aircraft flying at altitude of 50,000 feet experiences a sudden decompression, the passengers would lose consciousness in about 5 seconds due to lack of oxygen. +If you were to suddenly lose oxygen AND circulation together, your brain should just pass out almost instantly. +Think of the moment just before you suddenly fall asleep when extremely tired. +You don't even know you are losing consciousness. +I'd imagine getting guillotined would bring a be similar sensation. +--- 19190379 +probably a ribeye and lobster thermidor, with some nice potato dauphinois and green beans. And some fried shrimp too +--- 19190393 +>>19184760 +Blue boards are still 18+ there, sonny. +Timmy was the OKC bomber +--- 19190396 +>>19190371 +Ideally, it should +I'd like to believe that you're right +--- 19190398 +>>19190379 +and what to drink? +no dessert? +--- 19190412 +>>19190398 +ruby red squirt and brownies with vanilla ice cream. thank you +--- 19190469 +>>19190412 +very nice +--- 19190495 +>>19181094 (OP) +Either Rouladen with potatoes or a full English breakfast +--- 19190530 +>>19190495 +full english is the move for sure +that'd send you out satisfied +--- 19190792 +>>19186565 +Documentary itself isn't very interesting, but visuals are amazing. Thanks for sharing. +--- 19190830 +>>19190792 +Yeah, some parts are kind slow and it's not a top tier documentary but my favorite parts were hearing from the death-row chef himself about the different stories of preparing last meals +I found it interesting to watch him prepare that guy's fried fish and onion rings, and hear about what the death house is like in general in different countries +--- 19190857 +>>19181094 (OP) + +>declines special last meal + +Ok but did he actually eat the meal he was given? Maybe he liked the "default" option Lol + +He was like, "hmmm yeah steak and eggs sounds good. I'm a simple man" +--- 19190999 +>>19190830 +Texas chef and art objects were my favorite parts. SAR guys I could barely understand, and German writer served zero purpose. +--- 19191150 +>>19181094 (OP) +Chicken Parmesan along with a glass of red wine aged 5 years + and a soufflé with ice cream though I can settle for a lava cake if they can't make a soufflé. +--- 19191168 +>>19190857 +>He was like, "hmmm yeah steak and eggs sounds good. I'm a simple man" +What should he have eaten instead? +A hamburger with an egg in it, and french fries? +--- 19191428 +>>19181094 (OP) +3 Mai Tais +2 chili dogs (beans) +2 chili dogs (no beans) +2 chili dogs (with sauerkraut) +--- 19191436 +>>19189687 +>bar out hard on xanax +>pass out +>don't wake up +yeah man if i had to be executed that sounds pretty good +--- 19191987 +>>19181094 (OP) +I like that steak and eggs was the default. It's a good fuckin' meal, and a very worthy fallback for people who can't/won't decide. +--- 19191996 +Kfc, pecan pie and espresso +--- 19191999 +>>19181108 +Just screaming +--- 19192040 +>>19181094 (OP) +warden's mom wife and daughter's vaginas +--- 19192617 +>>19186582 +Only comment in thread worth anything. These things were fucking god-tier and in the past 20 years of trying to find anything similar I've only found 1 brand from a ChefStore that tastes even somewhat similar. God we didn't know how good we had it back then (or at least we didn't know how every single fastfood place would eventually switch to Nuggets and not keep Tenders.) +--- 19192649 +A bottle of laudanum, a gram of hash, a 6-pack of Red Stripe, a pack of Marlboro 27’s, and a shitty cheeseburger & fries. +--- 19192689 +>>19190225 +I like chinese food, what can I say? +I'm not too familiar with other cuisines so for a last meal I'd want to eat what I know or heard is good - as much as I want range. + +Bhudda jumps the wall could be one I could add but given how expensive it is, that might be a tad too expensive for them to give, but who knows. diff --git a/ck/19181746.txt b/ck/19181746.txt index 0e17813a39e9f808cac4f94b8dfe670b753e2af4..ec514a37912d38facb7e2f955178b2259ca204f7 100644 --- a/ck/19181746.txt +++ b/ck/19181746.txt @@ -402,3 +402,59 @@ They have them in Sunnydale, too. Spike repeatedly mentions a bar serving a deep --- 19188912 >>19186099 Nah bro you underestimate people who would get one for each person at the table +--- 19188979 +For me it’s the 3 point blooming onion. +1) a standard Bloomin' Onion, 2) cheese fries topped with monterey jack, cheddar, and bacon, and 3) bite-size pieces of center-cut sirloin steak +https://www.today.com/today/tdna109226 +--- 19189033 +Chicken parm is the optimal foodstuff, there is no more delicious combination of fat and carbs. +--- 19189045 +>>19188768 +>I can’t identify this guys accent. But based on his outback cowboy hat and how he knows how to cook a blooming onion I am guessing he is Australian +are you fucking serious? 32 seconds into the video he says hes in oklahoma +--- 19189615 +>>19188897 +>soggy on both sides +>no chips +--- 19189685 +>>19189045 +>are you fucking serious? +anon... +--- 19189713 +>>19181746 (OP) +Alcohol consumption. +--- 19189775 +so wait, is australia just a shittier olive garden filled with cunts? +--- 19189998 +>>19189775 +--- 19190235 +HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! +--- 19190267 +>>19185522 +I wish. Instead, you're just a vassal state for the international financial empire that controls America. The fascist overthrow of our tyrannical government will be soon, hopefully. +--- 19190851 +>>19190235 +What is that? it's not a tim tam +--- 19191306 +>>19190267 +Yeah, then we can be ruled by some tyrannical asshole who'll really stick the heel in our ribs. +--- 19191546 +>makes non-grey food in your path +--- 19191623 +>>19188979 +Sirloin is shit-tier steak +--- 19191673 +>>19191623 +--- 19191982 +>>19187329 +Just on top, it’s part of the experience +--- 19192021 +>>19184360 +Oi I'd give her the ol' one two (marriage then sex in that order) +--- 19192035 +>>19192021 +You perverts make me sick. This is a work safe board! Get outta here! +--- 19192504 +>>19191623 +>Sirloin is shit-tier steak +But the posting fag said it was “center cut.” Doesn’t that count for anything? diff --git a/ck/19181961.txt b/ck/19181961.txt index 29857e204951ec57d00340d235d6dd0632e04d6c..9084c18e0a785a446586e8e0c336eb5b16948ea8 100644 --- a/ck/19181961.txt +++ b/ck/19181961.txt @@ -290,3 +290,277 @@ When you aren't a broke NEET raised by evangelical teetotalers you can enjoy thi --- 19188831 >>19188753 You don't block your nose in blind wine tastings, dummy. +--- 19189000 +>>19183199 +>also I have taken a dick in my mouth and my ass, so that makes me a faggot by all accounts + +fixed it for you +--- 19189019 +>>19188753 +post hook nose +--- 19189031 +>>19184286 +Close, it's the other one + +>>19187037 +the quote-unquote best tempranillos are R. Lopez de Heredia, Marques de Murrieta Castillo Ygay, Benjamin Romeo, Pingus, Vega Sicilia, Vina El Pison, and Muga + +>>19187500 +welcome to the beaujolais allocation train, enjoy your stay +I can't even get six bottles of a wine I used to be the only one who sold in my state +--- 19189064 +>>19189031 +recommend a tawny port- graham's, dow's, taylor's, cockburn? +--- 19189071 +>>19189064 +Graham's 20 year is my personal favorite because it's all honey, nuts, toffee and still decently cheap +if you want more red fruit, fladgate 20 +if you want absolute cheapest that's still good, Warres Otima 10 +If you want off-kilter and slightly savory, Sandeman 10 or 20 +--- 19189081 +>>19182111 +>Rothschild +Do people really pay some Jew 1300 bucks for some sour grape juice? +--- 19189082 +>>19183199 +>this post has been fagged +--- 19189097 +>>19183278 +>tastes like shit, drink it all anyways +I found that wines that taste bleh or meh can be recycled into cooking. Cooking burns off the alcohol and you are left with flavors for the meal, usually elevating it. Great way to use up bland wine without having to waste it. +--- 19189102 +>>19189097 +or make some faggy cocktails with them +--- 19189112 +>>19189031 +PINGUS +--- 19189688 +>>19181961 (OP) +Not a huge alcohol fan. Should I start drinking wine if I like grape juice? +--- 19189712 +>>19189688 +No. Alcohol suppresses capability. +--- 19189924 +>>19189064 +Not that anon, but if you can find it I highly recommend Kopke 20 Year or Barros Colheita tawnys. Both are great for the money. +--- 19190070 +>>19189688 +Why are you not into alcohol? + +Wine tastes very different to grape juice. +--- 19190081 +>>19189071 +recommend vinho verde- which grape ? +--- 19190114 +It's just for fun + +One wine will taste like red currents red cherries raspberry green pepper corns + +One will taste like baking spices plums anise and licorice andoak + +Another tastes like green apples + + +One might be dried fruit coffee and raisens and apricot. + +Just buy in the $20-40 dollar range pick a grape you like and do it with steak with a friend once in awhile. Over the years you'll find what you like and it's just like a 10 minute distraction +--- 19190148 +What's the /ck/ verdict on Primitivo - hated by pros but beloved by the masses +--- 19190184 +>>19183250 +No, he's just a wine aunt who kills 2 bottles a day. +--- 19190384 +>>19190148 +I'll drink it if it's there but I haven't intentionally bought a bottle in like 10 years. neither love it or hate it, I just don't think about it much at all + +It's one of the rare grapes where the new world objectively does it better, it's like the anti-chenin blanc +--- 19190423 +>>19190384 +>It's one of the rare grapes where the new world objectively does it better +Wait until you try Guttarolo. +--- 19190432 +>>19190423 +What a name, I was 50/50 on this being a joke about my gutter palate +--- 19190433 +>>19182006 +You can tell some differences between some things but being able to actually tell shit like if there was a patch of wild flowers nearby is impossible and science has already proven it +What you are actually getting is something else and your brain does monkey levels of association between them +Your appeal to authority doesn't impress me +You are a con artist +--- 19190449 +>>19182113 +I know cooking and I know Baking and I know sugar +Sugar both enhances flavor and nullifies subtleties in it, that's why cheap produce uses so much of it so you can't tell you are eating garbage +If there is so much sugar in that wine then you can't possibly be able to tell much from it +--- 19190454 +>>19190449 +couple of years ago I decided to splurge on a really expensive half bottle of tokaji. it was interesting and I don't regret trying it but it will not happen again, and I say this as someone who generally likes sweet wines more than the average person, I think the whole tokaji thing is basically just veblen goods at this point +--- 19190464 +>>19190449 +The flavour is highly concentrated in desert wines too so the excess sugar doesn't have as much of an effect as you think. +--- 19190468 +>>19181961 (OP) +How much does wine quality matter when it comes to cooking with it? I don't drink but I do use wine for cooking fairly often. +--- 19190477 +>>19190454 +you mean nigger-rich goods? +--- 19190482 +>>19190477 +I don't know who that is but I hope he kills whitey (in minecraft) +--- 19190493 +>>19190464 +I'm sorry, I cook, I don't drink grape piss I actually work with ingredients and manipulate food. I do something that without it society would stop working and the human race would go extinct, not walking out of Walmart with a smirk in my face because leshauna had to grab a key and open a lock to give me a bottle +I actually know what I'm talking about +--- 19190498 +>>19190493 +nta but I think you need to work on your self esteem problems +--- 19190505 +>>19190498 +>Paying a hundred bucks just to bring a pay attention to me sign into a social gathering +>I'm not the one with self esteem issues +--- 19190511 +>>19190505 +>lighthearted smack talking about rotten grape juice +>unsolicited trauma dump about your line cook job and racial anxieties +--- 19190541 +>>19190493 +>no argument at all +I cook too, retard +--- 19190630 +>>19183392 +i was reading a book about wine from that sommelier rajat parr, and he also had good things to say about some of the table wines from italy and france. i guess the hard part for the average consumer then is sifting out the rot-gut cheap wines from the genuinely good cheap wines +--- 19190637 +>>19181961 (OP) +question for the wine snobs: +its often been said that wine needs to act as a counterpoint to the food youre eating (rich food - bright wine, etc), but ive also heard the case that wine needs to compliment the food (so rich food - powerful wine). which is it? should the wine and food counter each other or marry each other? +--- 19190705 +>>19190630 +>pajeet parr +>sommelier +sir please redeem +--- 19190712 +>>19190637 +It can be either. + +I think brighter wines are better with food in general. You can definitely have powerful wines that are also bright, which stand up well with rich food. + +If the food is too rich and the wine isn't bright enough, it can become too much. +--- 19190723 +>>19190433 +>but being able to actually tell shit like if there was a patch of wild flowers nearby is impossible and science has already proven it +it's actually the opposite, essential oils from things like lavender growing in Chateauneuf-du-Pape, for example, were proven to be soluble across grape skins and shown to appear in tasteable/smellable concentrations in the final wine +the same thing happens with smoke taint from the yearly california wildfires, but it's undesireable in the final product +--- 19190863 +>>19181961 (OP) +Anon it depends, if they are helpful trying to figure out a wine you would enjoy than they are cool. If they are insufferable faggots, than they are insufferable faggots. +It's easy to tell. +What kind of wine do you like anon, I like as dry as possible reds with lots of tannins. +--- 19190898 +>>19190148 +>hated by pros +Unless it's from Ridge or Turley +--- 19190915 +my wine for the night +--- 19190979 +>>19181961 (OP) +Most contestants in the ASI Best Sommelier of the World contest can guess a grape variety. Some can guess a country. Few can guess a region. Let alone a sub-region, estate or vintage. +>>19190705 +Parr is legit, internationally recognized and you're not. Fuck off. +>>19190637 +>>19190712 +The whole wine pairing thing is surprisingly recent. It was started by Alain Senderens in the 1980s - he wrote a book about it but it's impossible to find nowadays (plus it never got translated from French). + +Before that the rules were simple: white before red, young before old. Champagne with appetizers and desserts. Same rules applied/still apply, to beer too. Senderens' innovation was to pair heavy, greasy dishes with young, more sour wines (because they break down some the heaviness) or do the opposite: pair buttery sauces with buttery wines (containing some element of butyric acid), use wines with citrus aromas with fish instead of citrus, etc etc. + +Wine definitely doesn't need to be a counterpoint. It can be a gentle support act. And water is perfectly fine too. Of course it is. +--- 19191102 +>>19190863 +OP here. I like red from rioja and riesling from nahe +--- 19191137 +>>19190705 +Damn nice casual racism my fellow chud!!!1!!!!1!! +Fucking retard. Do your research before saying stupid shit next time. +--- 19191170 +>>19191137 +from calcutta sewer-rat to napa valley winemaker- an immigrant success story!!! get fucked shitlib +--- 19191188 +>>19190081 +Alvarinho and Louriero are the principle grapes, but there's a shitton of other ones +the Alvarinho-driven ones tend to be more limey and higher-acid, all the other ones are juicier +Would recommend getting a more expensive 15-20 dollar one that's in a fully dry style, 12.5-13% alcohol, a lot more vibrant and concentrated +--- 19191200 +>>19191188 +i have a 2020 bottle of louriero by quinta do ameal. may i drink now +--- 19191211 +>>19191200 +yes +--- 19191331 +>>19190630 +>sommelier rajat parr +hello sir!! +--- 19191350 +Riesling time lads. While I enjoy more sugar in my whites this is pretty good for an extra dry wine. +>>19191170 +>>>/pol/ +Go back +--- 19191361 +>>19191331 +good morning +--- 19191543 +>drink Kirkland champaign with my gf +>Literally shit our brains out with abdominal pain a few hours later +>drink it again eventually because I never imagined champaign could somehow give me food poisoning and my gf didn't tell me she got sick too +I have never had a single problem with any wine or alcohol like this in my life. What the actual fuck are these jews putting into food these days +--- 19191569 +>>19182111 +This shit? +--- 19191577 +>>19191543 +costco bubbly turned her into tubgirl? sommelier poojeet parr approves +--- 19191587 +>>19191569 +based +--- 19191596 +>>19191569 +wrong vintage, it's the 1982 that kicked off bordeaux being the meme of choice +--- 19191597 +>>19191569 +Yes, but from an excellent vintage like 82 or 86 please. Pretty cool regardless. +--- 19191607 +>>19191543 +bacterial taint in wine is real, especially for high-volume stuff +could also be too much additional sulfur killing your gut biome +--- 19191617 +>>19191607 +That was definitely some bacteria, I had that classic bloated painful feeling +--- 19191619 +>>19189064 +Da Fonseca 20yr. +--- 19191642 +>>19191597 +>>19191596 +It's from the Olympics from that year but whatever + +I only care to drink $20 bottles of pinot noir +--- 19191682 +>>19191569 +>fuck jews +>buys Rothschild wine +I actually feel bad that your IQ is so low +--- 19191814 +>>19191682 +It was given to me +Nigger +--- 19191900 +Don't try to drink anything labeled "less tannins". You'll literally gag on it. It was horrible. I'm not sure how that's even legal to sell. +--- 19192819 +>>19181961 (OP) +Wine snobbery was confirmed to be a meme 50 years ago +--- 19192828 +>>19192819 +Your image makes me want an anime film adaption of the events +--- 19192857 +>>19192819 +The only thing the judgement of paris did was confirm the US could make wine as good or better than France +and pushed napa valley wine prices into the stratosphere +wine snobbers is still alive and well diff --git a/ck/19182146.txt b/ck/19182146.txt index e4ee5375ff3ab86092dcbb012e12a56a72dbbf56..61f1a11faf133be2d7b7aa2bfa619c5ea5bc468e 100644 --- a/ck/19182146.txt +++ b/ck/19182146.txt @@ -39,3 +39,22 @@ what can i make? some sort of kale enchelada? kale chiliqueles? i have a lb of ome 'black bean salad' seems like i should add chopped baby kale to that. how do i counteract the bitterness of trying to ad a fuck ton of baby kale to everything? +--- 19190130 +bump +--- 19190158 +if i were to get a filet-o-fish without cheese and tartar sauce, which McNugget dipping sauce would pair best with said filet-o-fish? +--- 19190321 +>>19182146 (OP) +Half a pound with bones? That's just meat scraps my dude. Freeze and save for stock. +--- 19190388 +>>19190321 +im only feeding myself. this was enough meat for four cute sandwiches, which made two meals. the meat was underwhelming, so i am really glad i bought a small portion and am not stuck with another 2 lbs of this stuff. now i can move onto other meals +--- 19190425 +>>19190388 +2 oz of meat is nog enough for a meal. +--- 19190927 +what type of milk do I need to make cheese? I have a 3% fat free lactose milk, will I be able to do cheese with no lactose? +--- 19192237 +bump +--- 19192775 +if you cook the kale in the salsa, it will wilt diff --git a/ck/19183892.txt b/ck/19183892.txt index 31ab5388b59ffe0da71a6195fa5fc8ada2c6cef8..eec9628038ea20d633dd8f6b07bf866ca1f90117 100644 --- a/ck/19183892.txt +++ b/ck/19183892.txt @@ -156,3 +156,32 @@ o'bey on popcorn?! --- 19187862 >>19187488 Not for everyone, but I got the idea from these fellas. +--- 19189507 +>>19187121 +>Also women are horrible people +Translation: +>women avoid me because I'm creepy +--- 19189621 +>>19183892 (OP) +>Some are actually the identical product made in the same factory with the same ingredients +Sure, if by "some" you mean "Kirkland". +Lmao. No, your Great Value slop isn't made in the same factory as real food +Lolling @ u right now +--- 19189625 +>>19187121 +Moskovskaya existed before Trader Joe's retard +--- 19189637 +>>19187862 +Might be that my taste buds are fucked from meth but old bay just tastes like curry powder to me. +--- 19190552 +>>19183892 (OP) +>peter pan +>name brand + +anon, I.. +--- 19190641 +>>19185266 +So either you don't know how to make a proper roux, or you use pre shredded cheese. Probably both because this is /ck/ +--- 19191690 +>>19189625 +Its the exact same as stolichnaya diff --git a/ck/19183983.txt b/ck/19183983.txt index 25c59e55dd6583037cac2bddf3b2299b5404ba9a..0e039852e9227458dd1664dd81395b08e07d05d3 100644 --- a/ck/19183983.txt +++ b/ck/19183983.txt @@ -102,3 +102,57 @@ Letting under 5 major companies do whatever the fuck they want because they boug >order a coffee and BLT sandwhich >they give me a straw in my take away bag what did they mean by this, sisters? +--- 19189278 +>>19184416 +You will literally never get a properly grilled/sauteed onion at McDonald's, ever. They don't actually grill their patties, they use a fucking press and a timer. The actual retards that work there would never be able to handle actually cooking anything. +--- 19189298 +>>19189278 +the eggs take a bit of cooking. you gotta spray the butter on and crack an egg +--- 19190680 +>>19184004 +same in the uk. unlike freedomland, we actually have laws that mean our food must actually be food, not hormone-injected beef slop +--- 19190724 +>>19184004 +It's not only in Australia. In the whole world McDonald's serves decent food except in America for some reason. +--- 19191430 +I SAID HALF CREAM!!!!! WHAT IS THIS?? +--- 19191457 +>>19189298 +>the eggs take a bit of cooking. you gotta spray the butter on and crack an egg +Wait a second. So these are fried eggs and NOT poached eggs, right? +--- 19191545 +>>19191457 +yeah they're not poached. you could hardly call them fried either since there isn't much oil used, but i've never heard anyone use the term "grilled egg" so i guess fried egg is the closest thing. also they pour water into a water distribution thingy in the lid, so it's steamed a bit too +--- 19191785 +>>19184409 +>left +huge fucking bun, meat isn't visible +>right +easy to eat, meat is visible and bun is perfect size +i dont see a problem +--- 19191808 +>>19184416 + +i prefer raw onions +--- 19191816 +Anyone else here eat Mcdonalds at least once a week? Why do people seethe so much over Mcdicks? Its not trying to be gourmet food. +--- 19191827 +>>19191816 +it's unironically the midwit meme +--- 19192531 +Unironically have worked at Mcdonalds for 10 years. All these changes being rolled out are pointless bullshit in my opinion. The cheese is just being left out to temper before we put it on a sandwich now. Buns are kinda new. Onions we just chuck on the patties as we're about to pull them off. +--- 19192672 +>>19191816 +Quality control. When it comes out hot and assembled by a person with a sense of spatial awareness the food is actually good. But you can never guarantee that. Majority of the time it's cold burgers with cheese on the side of the carton. Assuming the morons can even get the order right. +I know it's not trying to be fancy, but when it comes to food service there is a MINIMUM level of quality I expect no matter the price point or convenience. If your burger is less satisfying than a sandwich from 7/11 then why would I ever want to go there? +--- 19192697 +>>19192672 +From my experience, bad quality comes from either hiring teens that just don't give a flying fuck, or upper management is screaming about hitting time goals which means throwing quality out of the window to instead focus on speed. +--- 19192702 +>>19192531 +tell us about your 10 years +--- 19192720 +>>19192702 +What do you want to know? Been under various managers, different franchise owners, worked with great to shit crew, watched the roll out termination of various products, ect. +--- 19192904 +At the end of the day, blacks are still going to be the ones taking, making and assembling your orders, so don't get your hopes up. diff --git a/ck/19183988.txt b/ck/19183988.txt index 1578c06124c832b0521b67a4724460f03e675d1b..21a5b8832870c2d9f59df6bbbae0de3a8297b1f7 100644 --- a/ck/19183988.txt +++ b/ck/19183988.txt @@ -306,3 +306,48 @@ Pictured is actual oden, in the Shizuoka style. Not really built for chocomint. --- 19188673 >>19184855 For me it's a 20pc McNugget, a Quarter Pounder, Large Fries and a McFlurry, I usually get it delivered because it's on the other end of town and I don't often have to pass that way. +--- 19189269 +>>19183988 (OP) +'celebrated' today. got some mcd's on my way home. ordered a double cheeseburger and 10pc nuggets, I had to wait on the nuggets and when the guy brought it out he said he hooked me up for waiting and gave me a fist bump. I expected like a free fry or something, but he made me 2 double cheeseburgers instead of 1, a 20pc nugget instead of 10, and a large fry. :) +--- 19189410 +>>19183988 (OP) +Order a pizza extra peperoni extra cheese some fanta and coke to go with +Pull tubes all day in my underwear tell my girl to get lost +--- 19189498 +>>19185482 +you buy ounces for $50? + +must be garbage weed. I can get an OZ for 40 but it's absolute dogshit. +--- 19190122 +>>19187189 +The minute I saw Mass proposed that referendum I knew the state was going to take so much money that a black market would still be viable. Only state I've lived in that has more anti-fun laws on the books is Alabama. +--- 19190924 +>>19183991 +>In 1971, five high school students in Californiaused the term "4:20" in connection with a plan to search for an abandoned cannabis crop, based on atreasure mapmade by the grower +At least learn some history before spouting le reddit boogyman at everything. +--- 19190940 +>>19187473 +>My friends +QRD on having friends? +--- 19190952 +>>19190924 +im very aware of that fact you fucking skid mark +--- 19190960 +>>19190940 +just bee yourself +--- 19191411 +>>19190940 +I lucked out, one of them I met in high school when friend-making still happened, and his friends from college became my friends when I moved to the area they all lived (and went to college). +Pic related, my buddy is a serious home cook and he cooks dinner for the apartment almost every night. Sweet fucking deal. +--- 19191650 +>>19187189 +Give it time. Oregon started out the same way in 2014. Then there will be an influx of growers and they will flood the market as initial public interest wanes. It started off with $40 eighths at dispensaries (which was about what black market prices were but now you knew what strain you were getting and the potency) but now we're at $50 ounces. It'll take almost a decade but you'll get there. + +>>19189498 +And no, it's not 'garbage weed'. Like I said, it's like 24% to 30% THC. We're talking Blue Dream, Jack Herer, Rainbow Sherbet, Sour Diesel, OG Kush, Durban Poison, etc... There's nothing even remotely shitty about it. The market is simply flooded and they need to sell off what they have. High end hashish is cheap too. Your experience in your area is totally unrelated to mine. Look up dispensary menus in Oregon if you think I'm fooling. They still sell $12 grams of weed, don't get me wrong, but each town near me has multiple dispensaries all in competition with each other. The place I go to sells $50 ounces as a lost leader maybe, but attract people who buy gummies and lighters and papers and artwork too. It's a bit of an unreal time for stoners, being legal AND cheaper than ever, but it's legit happening. +--- 19191654 +>>19183988 (OP) +I missed out on weed day because I have to do a drug screening so I can stop being poor :( +--- 19191666 +>>19191654 +All the sweeter and stonier your celebration will be once you land that job and can smooke again. diff --git a/ck/19184468.txt b/ck/19184468.txt index 123365db9c493c04d856efecb9e244041be48373..1a93e9e7d7db229776dbf08575dfdac0f062cd5a 100644 --- a/ck/19184468.txt +++ b/ck/19184468.txt @@ -161,3 +161,69 @@ Cast iron is a good choice, and for chicken livers, lots of fat/oil/grease A minute or two on one side, a minute or so on the other, or less Extra time as needed for dredging/batter Undercooked is better than overcooked, like with shrimp +--- 19189052 +>>19184468 (OP) +chop, into the masala with lime while im at work, into the pan and liver karahi that bih +brampton +--- 19189073 +>>19188725 +Say protein again faggot +--- 19189345 +>>19184468 (OP) +Liver pie + +Make pie crust +Just butter, flour and a pinch of salt brought together with some water + +Preheat oven to 400 +In a pan heat up fat of choice (I like to cook some bacon as an extra ingredient in the pie and use the lard) +Salt and pepper the livers whole and lightly dust in flour +Fry until flour is crisp on both sides +Remove and allow to rest +Turn heat down to medium flame +throw in 2 cloves of garlic, chopped +once golden brown toss in a chopped onion +salt and pepper to taste +once onions have begun to brown (i don't like it too sweet) deglaze pan with balsamic vinegar +and turn off heat. +Chop liver up with a cleaver or kitchen knife, into chunks and add back to pan with onions (again no heat) and mix +Let this cool a bit, taking the time to roll out pie dough into a baking dish (I like a cast iron pan) and blind bake the crust for 10 minutes in the 400 degree oven +roll out the pie top +take pie crust out and fill with the onion/liver you can also add stuff like cheese or sourcream or sauerkraut, really anything else you want, cover with pie top +be sure to poke some holes in top to allow steam to escape +finish off with some eggwash on top and bake until the egg wash turns a nice golden brown +let rest 20-30 mins and dig in +--- 19189434 +>>19184468 (OP) +Fried and cooked into a mushroom wine sauce. Served with toast points. +--- 19189438 +>>19184468 (OP) +Blend and add to bolognese. +--- 19189540 +>>19187039 +>If you have to add eggs and sugar and butter to flour, I hate to tell you but you dont like flour +This is how stupid you sound +--- 19189582 +>>19187039 +>if you add salt and pepper to anything, I hate to tell you but you don't like anything +I kinda get at what you're saying but milk doesn't get rid of the taste, it has a natural tenderizing effect and can make things like breading stick more easily. I mean with liver I'd at least soak it in water for a few minutes if it had been in a tub from the market just sitting in the ooze, if it was fresh I'd still rinse it. +--- 19189617 +>>19189582 +>missing the point completely +--- 19189620 +>>19189540 +>strawman +Okay bud +--- 19189624 +>>19189582 +The main point of milk to to mask the bitterness. Some foods are bitter. If you dont like bitter foods stop doing meme nonsense like soaking bitter foods in stuff to make it not butter and just eat stuff you like. +--- 19189657 +>>19189540 +>implying people just eat flout +--- 19190045 +>>19184468 (OP) +Stir fried in butter, soy sauce, and red wine with a bucket load of garlic and chives +Eat with copious amounts of brown rice or crusty bread +--- 19191093 +>>19190045 +Haven't heard about doing liver asian style with soy sauce desu. Might try it. Don't have red wine tho, can I use apple cider vinegar? diff --git a/ck/19184962.txt b/ck/19184962.txt index e36a7e1a989ab144f372e9c3a83dcc8adba38238..68d2b923e955295f3d3ec578f295702b75d64560 100644 --- a/ck/19184962.txt +++ b/ck/19184962.txt @@ -335,3 +335,108 @@ we got some /biz/ ceos in this thread. good morning sirs. --- 19188829 >>19187868 He nuked his old articles and goes full blown orthodox Christian trad-larp +--- 19189766 +>>19184962 (OP) +Get this annoying puchable face out of my catalog!!! NOW!!! +--- 19189907 +>>19185796 +They pay minimum wage to 15 year olds fuck are you expecting? +Also the answer to both of those questions is yes. The entire 737 MAX shitshow was because of a code fuckup. +--- 19189910 +>>19187410 +Corporate policy has always been if they have a receipt give them free shit so they keep coming back. +--- 19190428 +>>19185796 +>Do aircraft manufacturers too ship barely working computer code? +If it meets the requirement spec that's all anyone gives a shit about whether its jank or not +--- 19190459 +>>19185107 +what will happen is the cars behind you whose food is already ready will be waiting up to 7 minutes for your nuggies to come out of the fryer + +unwillingness to wait a couple of minutes is why the poorly ran mcdonalds in poor areas will just err on the side of having stale fried chicken because people will refuse to wait a minute for something to come out of the fryer + +if they pull you forward that's usually good imo, the food is coming out fresh +--- 19190766 +>>19190459 +I get that, and if the timer-sensor thing didn't exist I'd be okay with pulling over. The problem is even if the order of the car behind me isn't ready, now that their vehicle has initiated the timer, the staff is incentivized to finish their order instead of mine. Because the order of the customer behind me is now being timed, but when I agreed to move forward I helped the staff trick the timer into counting my order was completed. +So it's less likely that they're asking me to pull over in order to ensure that all customers are served, and more likely their doing it to boost their orders per minute. Why should I have to wait longer than expected for my order just to boost McDonalds franchise #4139 average orders per minute? +--- 19190788 +>>19184962 (OP) +>order nuggets and fries + +Alright but what I'm curious about is did you get any sauce with that? + +Or did you just straight up get plain nuggets and plain fries? +--- 19190794 +>>19187319 +What do you mean tampered with + +Like by incompetent workers who fuck stuff up or intentionally malicious workers who are fucking with the food? +--- 19190801 +>>19185134 +THe person at the window has fuck all to do with the people assembling the food, the people assembling the food also don't give a fuck. + +>>19184962 (OP) +I'd have gone in after 10 minutes and collected freebies too. +--- 19190805 +>>19187300 + +>revenue shortfalls on product production + +in other words they're just selling less food? Lower sales? +--- 19190822 +>>19190766 +When I worked there I didn't give a rats ass about our corporate numbers or giving fat retards their over priced slop, but I basically always made sure everything was as good as it could be, because with most of the food, its like at most 15 extra seconds of effort to do something right, if you do it right, and make everything look pretty, the likelihood of some sewer dweller going into conniptions over their 5 dollar sandwich was far lessened, saving me more time in the long run +--- 19190840 +>>19190822 +>conniptions + +Never heard this word in my life +--- 19190854 +>>19190766 +sure, I guess that makes sense. if you never pull forward then your chances of being forgotten are a lot lower. generally tho it's not just a manipulation of the timers, corporate knows that they pull people forward, it's standard procedure. most of the time they will have the food ready for the car behind, but also when it's real busy the drive thru can get really backed up really fast, so they generally want to just keep it movin + +i guess it just comes down to where you live and the quality of the management (and the customers probably) +--- 19190864 +Food varieties are important to support human existence. The body utilizes the energy separated from the food we eat to work, ward off illnesses and microorganisms, remain warm, and at last keep us alive. There are three primary parts of food: quality, amount, and assortment. A sound eating regimen generally guarantees an individual eats the right food in the perfect sums with the right blend. as like sriracha sources and other grocery items +--- 19190877 +>>19185159 +This. Everyone wants you to download their app, it's so they can make things easier for you .Zoomers eat it up and load their info into all kinds of stupid shit not aware of what is really happening with their info +Fuck em cash is king fuck your app shit +Oh wait can zoomers still make change for a twenty dollar bill or do they have to call the manager +--- 19190900 +>>19190877 +They have to stare at you for a solid 30 seconds before they remember what to do with the bill. Then they have to call a manager to void the order because they already put it through to the card pinpad. +--- 19190913 +>>19185576 + +>It’s just optimizing prep time, if you need a quarter pounder patty and there aren’t any they shunt you aside to fulfill the people who ordered stuff already made/in progress. then when a station is clear they build your quarter pounder + +I used to work at Red Lobster and now I work at Starbucks and I'm pretty meticulous about serving customers in order. The process of making the food/drinks is one thing - it's an insult to the customers to serve out of order. The OP shouldn't have to demand his food be served first. + +Online orders gum up the works. When someone wants a Traveller at 8:30am, or orders their drink online, they're always expect to show up when they want to and have their ready. Even when there's a giant line. + +Serving online orders before in-person orders is a marketing ploy to make people order online more. But if everyone orders online, you have the same customer backup that you did before. We can't make the food/drinks any faster. In fact, having to watch the online orders and plug them in as in progress/filled makes the process take *longer* because I have to wash my sticky hands before I can tap the screen. +--- 19191085 +>order at drive thru +>ask me to pull forward +>park for a few mins +>food comes out +>missing mcchicken +>interior closed for renovation +>go up to window and wave hands at mexican renovators trying to signal they get someone from the back +>they shrug shoulders like illiterate fucktards +>walk to drive thru window and stand over someones bumper +>tell worker I didn't get my mcchicken when window opens +>takes my receipt and comes back with mchicken +>say thanks and leave +15 years ago I would have been mortified if my mom did something like that. Now I understand. I ordered a mcchicken so I will get my mcchicken +--- 19191141 +>>19185159 +If you have a modern phone and you complain about this, your a retard +--- 19191153 +>>19190913 +They did this same bullshit long before internet. You are supposed to ignore customers to answer phone calls. +--- 19192818 +>>19190840 +Just another word for a tantrum or hysterics diff --git a/ck/19185283.txt b/ck/19185283.txt index 16687481234ac44f254b60bc105413e5f8693368..600000fa171a3c9bbc65f576302c7657a6c4788c 100644 --- a/ck/19185283.txt +++ b/ck/19185283.txt @@ -90,3 +90,48 @@ Strong cheese Dark chocolate Simply cooked vegetables Soup +--- 19189264 +>>19187175 +Damn straight. +You can't just shovel them in your mouth like standard chips so you'll eat less overall. Don't accept a shitty substitute for the thing you actually want. Just have less. +--- 19189450 +>>19185405 +You'll be addicted and relaxed. If you're depressed it's not gonna be from the tobacco. My guess would be msg-withdrawal but you'll pull through. +--- 19189455 +OP here + +Picked up a ton of snax at the store, put them all down because they all had canola oil + +This shit is actually the best deterrent evAR!!!!!!!!! +--- 19189511 +Raw cauliflower, radish, celery, carrot sticks and home made coctail sauce. Or pic rel if you want to step it up a notch. +--- 19189662 +>>19185331 +Fruit and veg nigga +--- 19190974 +>>19185425 +Bappos Voodoo fucks. +--- 19190977 +Chips are just too expensive. It's six dollars for a bag of lays. I can't afford that. +--- 19190990 +>>19185302 +another zoomer fad +seed oils? are bad kek +--- 19191005 +>>19190977 +Popcorn buy a bag dirt cheap, butter kinda cheap makes a shit ton +--- 19191007 +>>19185438 +>>19190974 +>retards that don't know how to read cursive +kek +--- 19191025 +>>19191007 +>retards don't know an obvious joke +lmfao, go back, you're trying to hard to fit in with youre kek too +--- 19191031 +>>19191007 +Zoomers were not taught cursive their tiny lil minds could not handle it with all the internet and phone things they had to do +--- 19191032 +>>19191025 +this dumb retard can't read cursive lmao. stop shitposting and get back to your job mopping the floors at mcdonalds diff --git a/ck/19185602.txt b/ck/19185602.txt index afa2fbf1011b1caaadc523e3662832983b9d6b0a..e33a0c505610c4248cea7ce39ce2b80d90dd33e6 100644 --- a/ck/19185602.txt +++ b/ck/19185602.txt @@ -349,3 +349,81 @@ b tier cow milk shit tier everything else +--- 19189077 +>>19187237 + +dam dawg ur hella retarded +--- 19189094 +>>19185602 (OP) +I just get unsweetened flax milk. I don't really drink it much on its own - I just want something to make shakes with and to have a splash in some black tea. +--- 19189099 +Instead of milk, I'd rather eat cheese that is loaded with whey and casein +--- 19189107 +>>19185602 (OP) +I like soy milk. I haven't cooked much with it, but with oatmeal is nice. +--- 19189274 +>>19186466 +Ritalin you dolt. +--- 19189292 +>>19185630 +you enjoy sugar water not "milk" +--- 19189327 +Pacific Oat is the best by far. If it had 2 grams less sugar, came in 64 oz, and had complete vitamins, it would be perfect. +--- 19189338 +>>19185602 (OP) +>alternative milk? ah yea, i know what you mean, i drink heavy cream instead of regular milk +--- 19189342 +>>19189292 +enjoy your specifically arranged atom solution not "milk" +--- 19189343 +>>19185602 (OP) +Only good one in that pic is coconut milk, because it contains lauric acid. I have never tried macadamia milk, but I'd be willing, because macadamias are awesome. Best milk on earth is goat milk, with its caprilytic enzymes. +--- 19189352 +>>19186461 +This brand is pretty good too. +--- 19189387 +>>19189343 +Thats a stupid reason to prefer one milk over another +--- 19189666 +>>19189099 +Whey is the liquid left behind after the cheese curds are removed, so cheese is mostly casein. +--- 19190889 +Soymilk is good and doesn't make you grow tits. +--- 19192441 +>>19186799 +Yes, but it's crazy expensive. A buddy in Dubai says that he only drinks it after Ramadan. +--- 19192452 +The only milk I need is breast milk +--- 19192533 +>>19190889 +why take the risk? +--- 19192634 +>>19185712 + +It should be illegal to have milk in the name of things that are not milk. +--- 19192640 +>>19185918 + +>mylk + +That just sounds unappetizing +--- 19192650 +Rice is enjoyable to drink +Almond is good for cereal +Oat and soy are best for coffee +Coconut best as a base for dishes +--- 19192693 +>>19188902 +But anon babies get boobies + +I wanna be baby +--- 19192706 +>>19185602 (OP) +if it aint from a cow or a goat, it AINT milk. +it's FAG JUICE. +--- 19192725 +>>19192706 +It's not fag juice. It's nut juice for fags +--- 19192728 +>>19192693 +I’m baby :) diff --git a/ck/19185838.txt b/ck/19185838.txt index f6aeb8e5df66297f0e8c65da4d7f136185e2853a..2c6608f8c8f1269cbe63e3fddd63bd7e5e37f78f 100644 --- a/ck/19185838.txt +++ b/ck/19185838.txt @@ -300,3 +300,193 @@ Yes. Americans are lazy cunts and cant be bothered to spend 20 minutes cooking s --- 19188821 >>19188553 No one got back to me so I already did it +--- 19189231 +What's wrong with sugar alcohols? +--- 19189236 +>>19185864 +It's funny how people are taking this post seriously. +--- 19189239 +>>19185864 +--- 19189246 +>>19189239 +>he eats pesticide laden food +>he eats hormone laden meat +>he drinks bottled water and brushes his teeth with flouride +it's over dude + +nta btw +--- 19189251 +>>19185838 (OP) +??? + +Stop eating packaged foods +--- 19189537 +>>19188039 +>canola oil +>palm oil +>rapeseed oil +I saw palm oil on some fudge I bought, but nothing else I have contains the others. +For realz +--- 19189539 +>>19185864 +only honest answer in this thread +--- 19189754 +>>19188553 +Enji Night before hitting the wall +--- 19189764 +>>19189537 +Since I discovered how much of Nutella is palm oil I no longer touch that shit. +--- 19190011 +>>19189754 +>Enji Night +What the fuck is wrong with young people +--- 19190046 +>>19188505 +nice job wordsworth, you rhymed fare with fare +--- 19190059 +>>19188287 +Actual tranny logic +--- 19190706 +>>19189537 +Palm oil isn't the worst and is actually about as saturated as lard with around 10% PUFA + +Not ideal, but its high SFA and vitamin E content will help stabilize the PUFA. The SFA/PUFA ratio is more relevant in the diet anyway, but you should seek minimize fat in general (see Randle cycle) + +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randle_cycle +--- 19190708 +>>19190706 +Thanks, will read up! +--- 19190715 +>>19190706 +Nutrition aside, palm oil production destroys orangutan habitat so I avoid it for that reason + +I like orangutans. They make me smile and laugh +--- 19190817 +>>19190706 +>A 2015 meta-analysis and 2017 advisory from the American Heart Association indicated that palm oil is among foods supplying dietary saturated fat which increases blood levels of LDL cholesterol and increased risk of cardiovascular diseases, leading to recommendations for reduced use or elimination of dietary palm oil in favor of consuming unhydrogenated vegetable oils. +>numerous allegations of human rights violations in the production of palm oil in Indonesia and Malaysia, including exposure to hazardous pesticides, child labor, and rape and sexual abuse +>lack of government oversight on palm oil plantations, political corruption, or the lacking of enforcement on laws meant to protect Indigenous lands +>"biodiesel" +Fuck no. Palm oil is among the worst of the worst. +--- 19190831 +>>19185838 (OP) +trans fats and added sugars +--- 19190853 +>>19190817 +>American Heart Association +Based on fraudulent science. Pedophile organization. Disregarded + +>allegations of human rights violations +Yeah, it's horrible. My OP was about palm oil itself, not its production practices which I later acknowledged are bad in my 2nd post. They rape and enslave orangutans + +>"biodiesel" +Okay? It's an energetic compound. Ethanol is used as biofuel too +--- 19190948 +>>19186013 +It is suggested to be inert at best. People also heat their teflon shit way too much and WILL breathe in those fumes. It literally kills pet birds. They also change the formula ever so slightly to avoid new bans before having sold millions of them yet again. +--- 19190959 +>Seed oils bad +What study(s) is everyone basing this on again? +--- 19191082 +>>19190959 +Some ketofag Youtube videos +--- 19191121 +>>19190959 +Do you apply the same skepticism towards the notions of "seed oils good" and "essential fatty acids"? Or is your skepticism only towards the contrarian position? It might be valuable to examine your ostensible biases + +It's all ultimately based on the work of Dr. Raymond Peat (PhD biology, not MD). Here are some nice introductions to his ideas regarding vegetable oils and polyunsaturated fats + +https://raypeat.com/articles/articles/unsaturated-oils.shtml + +https://raypeat.com/articles/articles/fats-degeneration3.shtml +--- 19191162 +>>19191121 +This site is unreadable, what kind of shitty joke is this? A fucking blog isn't it? +Yes of course I direct my skepticism towards "THIS IS GOING TO KILL YOU" that's repeated ad nauseam rather than "What's so fucking good about seed oils anyway?". +--- 19191187 +>>19191162 +Update your browser you broke nigger +--- 19191198 +>>19191187 +learn to optimize for multiple browsers you dumbass +--- 19191203 +>>19191187 +>ego so fragile he needs to assume financial poverty over things unrelated to money +Now that's pathetic anon. +--- 19191212 +Fluoride, flavour enhancer and artificial colours +--- 19191221 +>>19191203 +lol more pathetic than dismissing information because the formatting of a website? + +>>19191198 +Cut him some slack. He was born in 1936 and died recently. idk who is even upkeeping the site +--- 19191253 +>>19191221 +>lol more pathetic than dismissing information because the formatting of a website? +I'm glad you agree you're pathetic and your only defense is "no you!". +Of course I want information im going to post as source for other times to look at least presentable so it won't be glossed over as low effort blog bullshit. You can make the most legitimate and largest meta study ever made but if you hand me 200 napkins with the information I might humor you to read it but it's completely unusable in any other context where I need to convince people that don't agree with it. +It worked in another browser but I can't know what other people are using. If this guy died and a unmaintained private site is the only source of this info it also seems highly suspicious if it's your first go to for this sort of thing. +--- 19191278 +>>19191253 +Whatever man, just read it then read the counter arguments and use your brain to come to a conclusion +--- 19191320 +>>19185838 (OP) +Sodium phoshpates, so no cured or canned meats. +MSG too if you're old-fashioned. +--- 19191470 +The fuck is wrong with sugar alcohols? +--- 19191652 +i dont care if its truly good or not, im just going to try and limit my intake because people i dont like are saying its good. thats final +--- 19191656 +>>19191652 +People said seed oils are good? +--- 19191668 +>>19191656 +well i cant really call them people, more like brainwashed subhumans endlessly repeating kike propaganda masquerading as health experts +--- 19191952 +>>19185838 (OP) +>>19185864 +You know what unironically has none of these problems? +--- 19191990 +>>19191952 +>gets fed chemicals +Sorry bro +--- 19192043 +>>19191990 +Such as? +--- 19192054 +>>19191990 +>Chemicals +--- 19192071 +>>19191952 +>chitins +--- 19192082 +>>19192071 +>dietary fiber and prebiotic +I don't get it. +--- 19192126 +>>19186043 +>spread incorrect Information on why seed oils are bad +>average joe will recognize the info as false but not look into it to see if there is another reason why seed oils are bad +>average joe keeps consuming seed oils +A human needs some omega-6 oils and some omega-3 oils in their diet. This is because some types of both oils are not produced by the human body. +Both omega-3 oils and omega-6 oils are PUFAs. +(Your body produces omega-9 oils, meaning they are nonessential, but it is still good to replace some sources of saturated fat, like cheese, with some sources of omega-9.) +However, the average diet is way too high in omega-6 oils due to processed foods and the overuse of vegetable oils, especially soybean oil. +Additionally, much of the soybean and vegetable oils used to make baked goods and fry fast food is partially or fully hydrogenated which creates trans fats. +--- 19192135 +>>19191470 +They make you shit. Also the brain can't tell the difference between sugar substitutes and sugar very well, so insulin will be produced anyway. Still better than Splenda, just don't use a lot. +--- 19192328 +>>19192082 +you can have it all then +--- 19192352 +>>19191952 +>>19192043 +>>19192054 +>>19192082 +>2023 and /ck/ is promoting eating bugs +--- 19192931 +>>19192352 +get trolled diff --git a/ck/19185855.txt b/ck/19185855.txt index 64a931e4d69c75d12d7faa521772c44fc08b5335..1ab0485e6bf95cb0c52a3aa2cfe4e825f1af095f 100644 --- a/ck/19185855.txt +++ b/ck/19185855.txt @@ -59,3 +59,27 @@ Frozen meat doesn't go rancid, but rancid meat is fine to eat anyway, so it real --- 19188590 >>19185855 (OP) I drank a 20 year old can of Diet Coke once,the flavor was best described as rusty metal. Didn’t get sick +--- 19189221 +>>19188338 +an item being freezer burnt is a consequence of the meat losing its moisture by action of the freeze sucking the air, and thereby the moisture, out of the object in question. it is not the same thing as spoilage or rancicity. + +freezer burnt is essentially a form of dehydration +--- 19189222 +>>19185855 (OP) +if it passes the smell test, you're good to go +--- 19190910 +Did he died? +--- 19192140 +>>19188381 +>Frozen meat doesn't go rancid +it absolutely does. + +I had a vacuum sealed pork roast for 2 years that had a slight rancid taste when I cooked it. + +I once forgot about a whole duck for 4 years in my freezer. when I defrosted it, it smelled very rancid and I threw it out. +--- 19192151 +how much mold can bread have before removing the affected portion and eating the rest is a no go option anons? +--- 19192264 +>>19192151 +>mold +If you can't smell the mold in the rest of the bread, it's good to eat. If you can smell the mold, try toasting it to kill the mold before eating it. diff --git a/ck/19185916.txt b/ck/19185916.txt index b7d7eed7eb42137efe9bffeaadc503608337f29d..de369d50a71d050d9c9f7718df69b6bc6c7b50c9 100644 --- a/ck/19185916.txt +++ b/ck/19185916.txt @@ -175,3 +175,91 @@ Some of the best food I have ever eaten was in Albania. >>19186202 >hungary seems have a very rich and well developed culinary tradition smoked goose liver is awesome +--- 19190234 +>>19187478 +t. never ate english food +--- 19190247 +cevapi is one of the tastiest kind of sassage I’ve ever had though? +--- 19190368 +>>19187522 +It’s a better queen than the average bozgorina +--- 19190372 +>>19185916 (OP) +thread will get pruned or deleted +--- 19190380 +>>19185916 (OP) +cool a map of places to stay away from +--- 19190397 +Who is responsible for the gyro, and why is it so damn good especially with the cold cucumber and sauce? +--- 19190437 +>>19190247 +Do they count as sausages? They're essentially a meat patty except rolled up into willies instead of flattened. +--- 19190439 +>>19190380 +Yeah avoid everything on that map that's in white or gray +--- 19190499 +>>19185916 (OP) +True, on my vacation in croatia I ate out every day for 2 weeks and only once did I get a meal that I would call decent (7/10) +--- 19190517 +>>19190499 +what'd you have? lidl occasionally has croatian week and they've got good cured meats but i don't know anything about croatian cuisine +--- 19190518 +>>19186613 +what do you think of Romania and Moldova? do you think they are balkan or not? +--- 19190529 +>>19190517 +Some generic pork dishes, cevapcici, spaghetti at an italian restaurant to name a few. The dish that was decent was a mixed seafood plate that I ate at the seafront in makarska +--- 19190561 +>>19185916 (OP) +I had fun in split. It was like italy in a lot of ways but with way fewer niggers running around +--- 19190568 +>>19190397 +Gyros is Greek. Your pic is a döner kebab though. +--- 19190597 +>>19185916 (OP) +You don't like cheese, ham, sausages, olives and hard liquor? + +Balkans was a food paradise for me +--- 19190638 +>burek +>pita sa mesom +>cevapcici & lepina +>raznjici +>kraljenski krompir +>sarma +>kulen +>suho meso +>ledeni vjetar +>lino lada (straight from the glass) +jebote +--- 19190654 +>>19190568 +Döner kebab is just an Ottoman interpretation of gyros. +>>19190397 +It's spelled gyros with an "s". Because that's what it's about: turning. It's a spitroast not a spitroas. +--- 19190702 +>>19190654 +no, gyros is a Greek form of the kebab, which is Arab in origin, just like all Turkish food except for some dairy products. Basically all Balkan cuisine is Arab food as interpreted by the Turks and adapted to the continental climate of inland Europe. +--- 19190906 +>>19190529 +>cevapcici +Looks interesting. Looks a bit like small kofte. How does it differ? +--- 19190933 +>>19186206 +Anon, Bosnia is the part that got raped by turks, they stopped them right by the coast. All the resources went to protecting the good part. +--- 19190955 +>>19190906 +Usually less spices. Purist will claim only salt, pepper and garlic should be used but you can still add other stuff like paprika powder, chili flakes, savory or like some even vegeta. +--- 19191936 +Bhutan, wonderful kingdom that it is, has the worst food. They have like five ingredients in the whole territory. You will be eating chillis and cheese atop your chillis and cheese with a side of unsalted butter. Aside from chillis the national vegetable is unspiced yak jerky. + +You do not visit Bhutan for its food. Although Paro and Thimpu do have some fireign expat restaurants for the visiting street crappers from down south. +--- 19192817 +Lived in this area (Serbia) for a while, actually. The local food was incredibly unappetizing. Boring, very lightly if at all seasoned in most cases, and occasionally offensive. Or rather, anything representative of any cuisine unique to the Balkans was. Universal stuff especially oddly enough the savory pastries were pretty good. Surprisingly, the interpretations on other food native to the region (italian food, especially greek and turkish food) were some of the best I've had. +--- 19192919 +>>19192817 + +I like to make what I call Serbian kebabs, which are just kebabs as the recipe normally states except that it is made with pork instead. +--- 19192929 +>>19186490 +Hello malakas diff --git a/ck/19186220.txt b/ck/19186220.txt index eb63fb397224ccd38d42f8495a1d1d95fcaaa1c5..8e65b9a7046b970862c1eacee1eeb895174f593a 100644 --- a/ck/19186220.txt +++ b/ck/19186220.txt @@ -137,3 +137,85 @@ No and I live in Chicago. >>19186220 (OP) Looks good but there is more pickle than hotdog on that shit. Can't I just use some relish? +--- 19189153 +>>19186958 +Celery salt for the W. It's what makes a Chicago do dragged through the garden so magical. Merkt's cheese spread on the fries. + +Johnny's Beef out in Elmwood, hot and dipped. + +JP Graziano's for sandwiches and cannoli. + +We eat like kings here. +--- 19190020 +>visiting chicago +>go to a white sox game +>cheap tickets near the dugout, foot long chicago dog, and a tall boy of old style in the sun +Name a better combo +--- 19190023 +>>19186220 (OP) +too much shit on it +just gimme a traditional coney with mustard, chili, and onions +--- 19190026 +>>19186220 (OP) +For me, it’s a Chicago-Style Vienna Beef Ditka Spicy Polish Sausage. Sometimes I just get kraut and spicy brown mustard on it though + +Doesn’t get any better than that +--- 19190100 +>>19188820 +There's relish on that dog, too. Look for the neon green stuff on the mustard. +--- 19190104 +>>19190020 +All of that stuff, but in my private home instead of at a shitty sportsball stadium packed full of shitbags I'll have to share air with. +--- 19190698 +>>19187962 +"yes" +--- 19192299 +>>19186220 (OP) +why iis there rat shit on it? Authentic Chicago flavor? +--- 19192307 +>>19186910 +They are called cascabella peppers, though +--- 19192338 +>>19186225 +--- 19192342 +>>19186220 (OP) +What's the shit that's clearly been soaked in green food coloring? +--- 19192345 +>>19192342 +snot +--- 19192363 +>>19186220 (OP) +Yes, this is what my summer is all about. +--- 19192369 +>>19192363 +I hate zoomers so much. +--- 19192391 +>>19190020 +not going to Chicago and enjoying time with your gf is a better combo +--- 19192431 +>>19192391 +Nah, my girlfriend sucks +--- 19192438 +>>19192391 +>enjoying time with your gf +sounds pretty gay +--- 19192465 +>>19186225 +You probably have sex With your socks on too, don’t you? +--- 19192507 +>>19190104 +i'm with you 99% of the time, but last time i went to a game we had these padded seats in a handicapped section (like pic related but not as close, also at coors and not wrigleys). not being elbow to elbow with a stranger and having room to stretch your legs made all the difference +--- 19192525 +>>19192465 +>he doesn't have a pair of sex socks +--- 19192564 +I cooked two grass fed beef franks on my cast iron skillet today and dumped Tony Packo’s hot dog sauce, mustard, and onions all over them. Delicious. +--- 19192593 +>>19186220 (OP) +yes, it was overrated shit. beef sandwiches are the only decent ""cuisine"" in shitcago. +--- 19192601 +>>19192342 +congealed river water from when they dye it green in Chicago for St Patrick’s Day. widely considered a local delicacy +--- 19192795 +>>19192391 +>implying I have a gf diff --git a/ck/19186262.txt b/ck/19186262.txt index 9860c7d698cd99e96624ad8a0ded6fc02c8886cc..effd3e88a73f486fc6144d6b208521715f92da0d 100644 --- a/ck/19186262.txt +++ b/ck/19186262.txt @@ -108,3 +108,64 @@ An appetizer of your choosing, if you so desire, but I personally wouldn't be ab >chopped "beaf" sandwich w/ 2 sides, coleslaw and BBQ beans >corn nuggets >bowl of chili +--- 19189479 +>>19186263 +Feels like there's a lack of details on this menu +--- 19189747 +>>19189479 +It’s a fast food grill and bbq +--- 19189762 +>>19189479 +Prices are always in the local currency. You don't need to use the symbols to denote that unless you're selling on an international sales platform. +--- 19189769 +>>19186263 +Cheese tots hold the cheese. Yes, that’ll be all, thanks. +--- 19190786 +>>19186262 (OP) +So are you gonna order something or what +--- 19190991 +>>19190786 +Using a buc-ee’s deck high card wins. + +Hearts are Trump. May the best order win. +--- 19190998 +Round 1 completed +--- 19191002 +Round 2 +--- 19191009 +Championship round +--- 19191020 +>>19187271 +Congratulations. I doubt they’ll let me order medium rare +--- 19191039 +>>19191020 +>doubt they’ll let me order medium rare +What? That's literally the most common way to order a burger. +--- 19191062 +>>19191039 +I’ll see, but I’ll probably be medium well +--- 19191240 +Arrived +--- 19191317 +The burger was pretty good onion rings were nice. Potato, I should have fully loaded. Cobbler was nice and sweet. Thanks anons for participating +--- 19191407 +>>19191317 +thanks for delivering. love your threads +--- 19191415 +>>19186263 +That's a photoshop, right? +There's no way a real restaurant would have so much nonsensical bullshit on it. +"Just a sandwich"? +Fucking top kek that's retarded. +--- 19191459 +>>19191317 +Did they let you get it medium rare? What came on it? Also, did you snap any pics of the inside of the joint or nah? I remember the fantastic boomer decor of that other place you ate at +--- 19191547 +>>19191415 +I assure you that this place, having once been a Dairy Queen, is as redneck as a place could be. + +>>19191407 +Welcome. I’m glad that people enjoy these as much as I enjoy doing them. + +>>19191459 +I wasn’t about to ask for that. If you’d have seen the inside of this place, you’d have assumed that you were in some small town in the middle of nowhere. diff --git a/ck/19186501.txt b/ck/19186501.txt index 5c2afec704dd85290e4fd82f246c3db198c03e2e..45c6d520df4402a3aa25935e93ae33338a286531 100644 --- a/ck/19186501.txt +++ b/ck/19186501.txt @@ -34,3 +34,44 @@ yes lawd I think peppers are a part of almost every country's cuisine at this point, so I'd feel confident in disagreeing with you pepper, among maybe 5-10 other plant ingredients, are so valuable that they are grown in just about every country in the world +--- 19189184 +>hot paprika +Gives some heat. +>smoked paprika +Gives some smoky flavor. +>sweet paprika +Does literally nothing except add color to a dish. Literally no flavor, no aromas, nothing. Might as well use red food coloring. +--- 19189187 +so is this board just for complaining that other people like food +--- 19189517 +>>19186528 +Chef Jon? Your a fake fan, he's obsessed with cayenne not paprika. +--- 19189864 +>>19189184 +>he doesn't use enough paprika +--- 19191511 +>>19186501 (OP) +what the fuck does this even mean +--- 19191529 +>>19189517 +Effectively the same thing. Cayenne and paprika are both near-flavorless red spices used for their coloring. It's the favorite spice of people who think it's seasoning their food. +--- 19191846 +>>19191529 +>cayenne is flavourless +embarassing +--- 19191880 +>>19191846 +Ingenuous tampering of quote. +--- 19191891 +Fucking zoomers +--- 19191899 +>>19186541 +NIGGERS CAN'T COOK... +They can only combine EBT Dollah Trey purchases into some cargo-cult facsimile of cooking... +--- 19191972 +>>19191529 +>Cayenne and paprika are both near-flavorless +People who don't eat a few Carolina Reapers every day for breakfast might disagree +--- 19192432 +>>19189187 +Yes. Unironically never post here, I lurk once a month and occasionally see something I've never tried and look into that type of food and then disappear for a month. diff --git a/ck/19187127.txt b/ck/19187127.txt index 135c9e5836897716f8ba199ff63b26f227494aef..e6de9dd90dc7efce63dfa8ca873682c3e90d581e 100644 --- a/ck/19187127.txt +++ b/ck/19187127.txt @@ -59,3 +59,44 @@ simple as >>19188307 >>19188355 I'm not poor, so why would I make my own food? +--- 19189110 +>>19187408 +Grillo's sucked. Lidl makes a better one. +I tossed out my Grillos- used the brine for eggs and kept the Lidl. +--- 19189119 +>>19188423 +I like growing a garden. ever heard of a hobby? Has nothing to do with financial status +Something I like to do +simple as +--- 19189138 +>>19187127 (OP) +no hes a douchebag, his nickname as a kid was cheezy because he doesnt wash his dick +--- 19189145 +>>19188423 +I forgot to add that I grow so many tomatoes, cucumbers, string beans. potatoes, cabbage, corn that I give put the excess on a stand for the neighbors for free +also eggs from my coup +--- 19189654 +>>19188075 +Try not being white. +--- 19191491 +>>19189654 +No thanks +--- 19191495 +>>19187127 (OP) +No but those dill chips would have been great on my pizza +--- 19191501 +>>19189145 +I wish I was your neighbor! +--- 19191503 +>>19189145 +I am growing five potato plants they have sprouted and are looking very hearty. How do I know when to harvest them? +--- 19191536 +>>19187274 +>>19187992 + +Need to bust these bad boys out next time I get a banh mi. +--- 19191542 +I wonder how much it'd cost if Mark Wahlberg was guaranteed to have packed that jar himself. +--- 19191615 +>>19187127 (OP) +pickle fucking shits diff --git a/ck/19187226.txt b/ck/19187226.txt index d134fb91b65dfebf6fa80b2869b634614970c78d..6eddadebb7dec1562a4b79ff7944d20655161fc8 100644 --- a/ck/19187226.txt +++ b/ck/19187226.txt @@ -139,3 +139,206 @@ Anyone have the webm of the guy cooking egg sandwiches? It *cracks* me up every --- 19188929 >>19187326 Wtf? How did the cat hold the knife, they don't have opposable thumbs... +--- 19188964 +is anyone gonna post any actual recipes or just this food gore tiktok shit +--- 19188982 +>>19188964 +--- 19189002 +>>19187244 +This is bullshit. "Reaction videos" are just as fake as reality television. These women are knowingly recording themselves while watching something on purpose. No genuine reaction is ever captured. As soon as someone knows they're being recorded they (consciously or subconsciously) put on somewhat of a show. Ever seen a "reaction video" of someone just staring at the screen, expressionless? That's because someones natural reaction (often nothing at all) isn't interesting to watch. +--- 19189021 +>>19187251 +As a big fan of the Ultimate Chopper and Miracle Blade infomercials, I can't believe there's another Chef Tony product that I have been missing out on his salesmanship of. + +If there's any obscure Mick & Mimi I'm not aware of please let me know. +--- 19189035 +>>19188964 +Why dont you post some recipes? Zoomers come in here mouthing off and yet won't contribute anything themselves +--- 19189041 +>>19187963 +It's posts like yours that really benefit from the anonymity of 4chan. +--- 19189047 +>>19187230 +>can't even swallow it +--- 19189053 +>>19189035 +u think a zoomer is bithcing about tiktok? youre a fucking retard. its the zoomer mobile fags ruining the board +--- 19189054 +>>19187226 (OP) +this is why you guys should abandon your heterosexuality and get a femboy/gay boiwife,we actually know how to cook,love and suck dick :) +--- 19189083 +>>19189002 +I didn't browse anything online for a month or so and when I started again it felt weird to immediately see how much stuff is fake or manipulative to try and get a reaction like that. It makes most of the internet feel boring now. +--- 19189088 +>>19187524 +I'd eat anything she served me +--- 19189090 +>>19187243 +That's the cleanest looking gutter oil I've ever seen. +That said, they weren't cooked in hot enough oil. +the steam is supposed to drive the oil away from the food--those balls are SOAKED in it. +The other thing that goes wrong is ALL the water cooks out, then there's no steam to drive the oil out, but that doesn't look like the case here. +--- 19189101 +>>19187514 +you don't like mac and cheese? +--- 19189127 +>>19187256 +--- 19189219 +>>19189059 +>dawgs + +Isn't that just so CUTE! +--- 19189229 +>>19189083 +I thought I was the only one who takes breaks from the internet. Good job. I hope EMP happens and we all have to start over. +--- 19189452 +>>19187391 +Gooks are not human. +--- 19189485 +>>19189452 +--- 19189568 +>>19188982 +ToT +--- 19189583 +>>19189065 +Is this actual thing or one of those mustard gas recipes? +t. cooklet +--- 19189592 +>>19188828 +OP's webm was a nice quickmeal, not some elaborate abomination. +--- 19189634 +>>19189583 +it's chicken wings, dude. +yes, it's a real recipe, and not a bad one either. +--- 19189658 +>>19187244 +good morning i hate women +--- 19189672 +>>19187345 +Fucking awful way to make mac and cheese. +--- 19189699 +>>19189634 +I'm going to make them tonight. And I'm leaving note blaming my death on you in the kitchen if anything happens. +--- 19189701 +>>19189699 +If you need to know I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton, Post Office Box 5256, New York, NY 10185 +--- 19189742 +>>19187322 +This is not cooking. This is just rearranging prepacked food +--- 19189753 +>>19189452 +>>19189485 +Is this for reals? Ewww +--- 19189759 +>>19187989 +I was thinking the same thing. Some got the joke while others got a little something more than just a chuckle +--- 19189763 +>>19189059 +>just like grandma's +No. +--- 19189771 +>>19189452 +This womans needs to take her talents to Australia +--- 19189894 +>>19189452 +To be fair that spider was literally crawling into her mouth +--- 19189929 +>>19188982 +UOOOHHH I WANT TO EAT HER +--- 19189968 +>>19189452 +Do they remove the fangs or something? +--- 19190004 +>>19187326 +Wtf is this real? +--- 19190018 +>>19187326 +my mom constantly sends me shit like this and I have a harder and harder time hiding my disgust +--- 19190139 +>>19189452 +Poor spiders man. I hate gooks +--- 19190273 +>>19187230 +>ban tik tok +>ban white people +--- 19190292 +>>19187322 +this makes jack look like goddamn gordon ramsay +--- 19190325 +>>19189592 +Stop simping. Milk, kraft singles and tomato ketchup added to plain ramen is horrific. How bad are the noodles, that you would resort to that? There are lots of perfectly good ramen thats fine as they are with the seasoning sachets etc they come with +--- 19190331 +>>19187243 +I'd try this +--- 19190344 +>>19187256 +giwtwm +--- 19190350 +>>19190325 +koreans add milk and craft singles to their instant ramen all the time. the red stuff looks like a sriracha rather than ketchup. would probably be way better with buldak sauce packet +--- 19190389 +>>19189929 +you want to eat dry ass burnt pancake? +--- 19190392 +>>19190330 +--- 19190399 +>>19190344 +The mother of all omelets my version. + +56K WARNING + +https://litter.catbox.moe/94vz9m.mp4 +--- 19190614 +>>19187352 +>only 4k cal +weak bitch. +--- 19190821 +>>19187492 +ass fried? +--- 19190837 +>>19187345 +>>19187322 +ontarian women need to stop +--- 19190870 +>>19190330 +ayo what the fuck +--- 19190963 +>>19190344 +This looks fun as hell +--- 19191012 +>>19189894 +Not to mention how it was dressed +--- 19191075 +>>19187226 (OP) +looks like absolute shit but if she served it right out of her cunt i'd lap it up like a dog +--- 19191104 +this WEBM thread is rather original compared to the usual dump of shit i have already seen 9000 times but it still makes me want to kill myself +--- 19191123 +>>19191104 +the more things change, the more they stay the same +--- 19191729 +>>19187513 +the steak is clearly turned. I bet most if not all of those items in the video are expired +--- 19191873 +whats up with white women and cheese +--- 19192459 +>>19191873 +bulking for the never coming cut +--- 19192473 +>>19189054 +We all know you're prison gay from not touching a girl in school +--- 19192492 +>>19189968 +No as you can see most of these creatures retain their teeth decades after birth +--- 19192497 +>>19187251 +Wow +--- 19192498 +>>19187811 +They attached strings to it and controlled it, as if it were a puppet. Or a kittnet, if you will. +--- 19192800 +>>19190344 +How do the eggs get out? +--- 19192926 +>>19189452 +Evil. diff --git a/ck/19187240.txt b/ck/19187240.txt index e6cfdc37cb9b55d2522d6d252fa6ee31853287c1..9c0a4a72af992047f5c196bb3ea62e754d643dd2 100644 --- a/ck/19187240.txt +++ b/ck/19187240.txt @@ -93,3 +93,55 @@ Do you get a lot of euro cider? Seems like kind of thing where local is almost a >>19188687 Yeah, the bottle-o will stock stuff like Strongbow, Somersby, etc. You're right that 9 times out of ten you can get way better stuff by finding a local brewer. +--- 19190678 +>>19188696 +>Strongbow +Strongbow is mass market piss, all the good shit is the 7-8% stuff that doesn't call itself cider when it's actually just a fucking alcopop like Kopparberg, Rekorderlig or Old Mout. +>Somersby +Pub I used to live near had it on tap, bit too sweet for my tastes but decent enough if it ain't being sold at a premium. +--- 19190692 +>>19187647 +Pretty much, but there are a couple local ciders that are lit af in my state so I got no problem drinking their shite +--- 19190718 +>>19188669 +Belgians make better cider than beer. Good luck. +--- 19190765 +>>19187258 +kek based +--- 19191455 +>>19187240 (OP) +Rekorderlig is very sweet. I will drink it with one of my friends when she invites me over, but that's only if I don't have time to grab something a little less cloying. +--- 19191465 +>>19190678 +Somersby with wheat beer is pretty good - doesn't make it less sweet, but the mix is interesting, really the only way I can tolerate Sommersby. I usually see it called a Whitesnake, or a White Summer. + +A few places around here make hopped cider +--- 19191471 +>>19190678 +I find Old Mout alright but don't like the other two +--- 19191478 +>>19190678 +>Strongbow is mass market piss +shame its the only decent cider on tap +--- 19191499 +drinking some stowford press +--- 19191859 +>>19191471 +I like Old Mout too, but it ain't cider. +>>19191478 +I'd rather have a Somersby or a Thatchers Gold than Strongbow, the only time I think it is when there's literally no other option. +--- 19191895 +Perfection +--- 19191983 +Does anybody make a properly dry cider? +--- 19192880 +>>19187258 +--- 19192883 +>>19187240 (OP) +Cider and Mead are literally the best forms of alcohol when drinking straight. Beer tries to be similar with rattlers. +--- 19192888 +>>19187240 (OP) +I like the 8.5% mercury apple with some etheral raspberry flavour. +--- 19192901 +>>19187258 +fippybippy diff --git a/ck/19187485.txt b/ck/19187485.txt index 4393671ba433910697e3b56596c98971b6cab1d8..3f5e4c48c05625f3554a5ffc773131e5518377a9 100644 --- a/ck/19187485.txt +++ b/ck/19187485.txt @@ -53,3 +53,33 @@ give it a year and it'll be $800k for a single family townhouse over there just --- 19187859 >>19187835 feels comfy though like gmod map +--- 19189696 +>>19187485 (OP) +Hell yeah, brother. +--- 19189813 +that looks fucking amazing ngl. Terrible 4u but i might just get something similar tonight +--- 19189817 +>>19187697 +>>bleached flour +>>refined sugar +>>seed oil + +Cake is the ultimate goyslop +--- 19189844 +>>19187485 (OP) +>sponge cake +--- 19189921 +>>19189696 +Why aren't the buns toasted? +--- 19189938 +>>19187485 (OP) +Hope you're drinking the monster first because zero sugar stuff tends to taste like nothing after you've had something sweet +--- 19189948 +>>19187485 (OP) +worst monster flavor +--- 19189953 +>>19187485 (OP) +tell us you're trans without telling us you're trans +--- 19191181 +>>19189921 +I put them in the oven for a few minutes. They were fine, just not browned. diff --git a/ck/19187575.txt b/ck/19187575.txt index 4842471be87a0adf2c895d65523997f3028c5f9f..283f9fb7be3f6867787b76a9d4466a624fd43068 100644 --- a/ck/19187575.txt +++ b/ck/19187575.txt @@ -48,3 +48,30 @@ LOOK AT THIS SKILLED ARTISAN, THIS MASTER OF RAW TALENT --- 19188550 >>19187674 Pie crust is extremely simple and by extension, even easier to fuck up +--- 19191154 +>>19187575 (OP) +Pain du chocolat. +--- 19191159 +>>19187598 +Quiches are better cold. When I was a kid my mother was making quiche lorraine and putting the thing straight to the fridge. +--- 19191315 +Quiche. Yuck. How do the french manage to make them so flavorless? We will never know. +--- 19191321 +>>19187575 (OP) +Why don’t you make them yourself? They’re easy to make, aren’t they? +--- 19191507 +Soup of the day and salad nicoise. I don't consume baked goods. People also like their macrons. The owner sold his family's 300+y.o. bakery in France to move here, we are very fortunate. +--- 19191518 +>>19187575 (OP) +I have an irrational hatred of anyone who is fond of quiche +--- 19191533 +>>19187674 +>dude just make everything from scratch its easy +Some of use have jobs +--- 19192171 +Usually I take a baguette, a lemon pie and financiers +--- 19192193 +>>19191533 +not my problem +--- 19192212 +>>19187575 (OP) diff --git a/ck/19187629.txt b/ck/19187629.txt index 9abedc0e56ef1dad2b1f2e68f0e9cf3a27801106..cb3cfa9e41d1fc58bf688701e25026d8d433f2e6 100644 --- a/ck/19187629.txt +++ b/ck/19187629.txt @@ -39,3 +39,31 @@ Those are not hand made tortillas. The sharp vertical edges prove that they were --- 19188476 >>19188069 just don't be poor +--- 19189985 +>putting fried chicken on wet black beans + +you disgust me +--- 19191010 +>>19187634 +I'm pretty sure "Kentucky Fried Chicken" hasn't been a thing in America for something like 30 years. +--- 19191057 +>>19188379 +I was thinking the same thing +--- 19191271 +>>19187629 (OP) +you just keep a bucket of KFC around to assemble a meal out of? +--- 19191300 +>>19191010 +>I'm pretty sure "Kentucky Fried Chicken" hasn't been a thing in America for something like 30 years. +You've never met an African-American Black Person of Color with Wakandan Ancestry, have you? +That being said, the food is okay, but it's lost something over the years. I feel just as satisfied with a chicken bought from a local supermarket. +--- 19191308 +>>19191300 +To clarify, I meant a cooked or fried chicken. (Obviously, you can buy many other types of chicken, including uncooked) +--- 19191319 +>>19191300 +It changed it's name to "KFC" back in the 90's, anon. I think it had something to do with using the word "Kentucky", but I don't remember. You can look it up. +--- 19191342 +>>19191319 +>It changed it's name to "KFC" back in the 90's, anon. I think it had something to do with using the word "Kentucky", but I don't remember. You can look it up. +I remember that. Corporate realized that most of their customers couldn't pronounce the word "Kentucky" so they changed it to "kay eff see" diff --git a/ck/19187778.txt b/ck/19187778.txt index 9d6f945b6b2f359ca0a520ea2b1e5078d267276a..450835e47162998f46efbbcfc2425c8f3d01e363 100644 --- a/ck/19187778.txt +++ b/ck/19187778.txt @@ -18,3 +18,71 @@ I had the sriracha one today. Ok but in future I'll just add some sriracha if I --- 19188832 >>19187778 (OP) New to canned fish, I have some herring in tomato sauce, anyone got any good tips to serve them with pasta? Should I just dump em in a basic red sauce or what can I do here? +--- 19189183 +>>19188832 +You can try to just add them to pasta as is because they already have tomato sauce. +--- 19190202 +What are your favorite heat sources to pair with deenz? I love sambal but it can be a bit overpowering. +--- 19190215 +>>19190202 +Heat sources? I just like to eat them deenz right outta the can on some sliced bread. +--- 19190231 +Shill thread +--- 19190363 +>>19190231 +your mother is a shill thread +--- 19190385 +>>19190231 +The signs of this thread being funded by big deenz are all over +--- 19190390 +Me? My favorite sardines? Well if you asked me what my favorite sardines are I’d say that well, for me, it’s wild planet. +--- 19190664 +>>19190390 +Based and pilchards-pilled +--- 19190674 +Anyone else save all the deen oil in a big bottle to use for massaging dates? +--- 19190762 +>>19190231 +What are we shilling? +--- 19191568 +Most recent order of picrel came with shitty foil peel top (not tin) and the oil looks like canola or vegetable: it's not green but clear. Doesn't taste the same either. + +Need new deenz brand pls +--- 19191628 +I'm curious about deenz +--- 19191697 +>>19191628 +What are you curious about anon +--- 19191707 +>>19191697 +Can God make a deen so big that He couldn't fit it in a can? +--- 19191719 +>>19191707 +God doesn’t real *tips fedora* +--- 19191739 +>>19191719 +the tips fedora meme is now almost a decade old +fuck man +--- 19191746 +>>19191739 +I didn’t need this feel +--- 19191754 +>>19191746 +He's probably married. He probably has children going to school. +--- 19191764 +>>19191754 +delete this +--- 19191769 +>>19191754 +I just want to post this ancient meme +--- 19192491 +>>19191707 +God can create this impossible deen and also fit it in a can. This is the true nature of omnipotence. +--- 19192547 +>>>/vg/426990445 + +The dying thread needs some suggestion or criticism from African to boost popularity +--- 19192566 +>>19191568 +>Skinless & Boneless +NGMI diff --git a/ck/19187798.txt b/ck/19187798.txt index 11940164cc06c9e8cbada6f2e4a54ff15f1c33ee..caac3154814afb33fc164823bf70b1b17eb73e07 100644 --- a/ck/19187798.txt +++ b/ck/19187798.txt @@ -27,3 +27,65 @@ Tidy up the plating, timestamp it, put a unique item next to it, and start an ar --- 19188822 >>19188804 Keedoke and will do +--- 19189122 +>>19187807 +Looks nice for first attempt, but based on the op image, it seems you didnt roast onions first before adding to the mix. Try it next time, it will remove moisture and makes it more tasty. +--- 19189131 +>>19189122 +Retard +--- 19189185 +>>19187798 (OP) +Traditional filling is a pre-cooked meat. Ideally not even prime-cuts - just leftovers from making stock with fatty and tough parts which become pretty tasty after long, slow cooking with stock vegetables like carrot, celery and onions. +I am not saying that you won't get good results with fresh meat but you should probably pay extra attention to seasoning it in that case (soy sauce, garlic, ginger maybe?) +--- 19189374 +>>19187798 (OP) +whats all in that mix, yo? +--- 19189429 +>>19187815 +The presentation isn't great (getting good at folding dumplings takes time!) but they look like they'd taste fine. + +>>19188740 +Steaming and boiling are both perfectly good ways to cook dumplings. Boiling is more common in a lot of parts of China. + + +>>19189185 +It isn't for Chinese dumplings. I've never used precooked meat for Chinese dumplings. Even the ones you buy at the store use raw meat! it's possible there are some types of dumplings where the filler is precooked, but it's not the standard way of making them. +--- 19189451 +>>19187798 (OP) +pinch a bit harder and mix your filling in only one direction til it gets sticky, otherwise looks good. kudos for learning something unfamiliar to you! +>>19189185 +only thing I've precooked before putting in a dumpling before was egg or sturdy vegetables like carrot. meat filling always goes in raw to my knowledge. where's it traditional to cook it first? are you thinking of bao? those get cooked meat stuffings sometimes. +>>19188799 +sounds good, I'd like pictures. sounds very british somehow, maybe the lovage and mushroom gravy gives me that feeling +--- 19189457 +>>19188799 +>Y'all want pics when they're done? +Yes +--- 19191379 +>>19187798 (OP) +I'm making my first attempt tomorrow so if the thread is still here I'll post my shitty dumplings +--- 19191398 +>>19189451 +>sounds very british somehow +If anything it sound Eastern European. Probably Polish. +--- 19191400 +She dump on my ling til I steamed +--- 19191417 +>>19187807 +Needs some garnish, but I think you did well. Try making a dipping sauce next time as well. The vinegar+soy+sugar sauce can get a bit stale in the long run. +--- 19191446 +went through a period where i made dumplings every day for two whole weeks, mostly without meat. if you can make it taste good without meat you're on the right track. +let the lettuce release moisture by salting it separately and squeezing. +if adding egg, i half cook with the vegs stirring constantly so it forms lumps. if the filling has a lot of moisture i add some flour. i think it helps the filling to stick better to the skin as well but just guessing. +sometimes i dust the surface for rolling the skin with starch or coat the dough balls with starch before rolling because the skins don't stick to each other unlike when i use flour. +--- 19192540 +>>19189457 +>>19189451 +Sorry for the late reply. Made em but forgot to take pics of the process. I could snap a pic of one container of the finished rolls, if you'd like. + +Also +>sounds very british +Wasn't aware they used lovage. + +>>19191398 +Sort of ish. Italian. But a part of Italy that is seldom spoken of by foreigners, the Northeast, near Slovenia. Lots of Austrian, Hungarian and Slovenian influence in the area. diff --git a/ck/19187812.txt b/ck/19187812.txt index 742a822a9707ca72333c2cf4c1120bd3554606b3..e028c901a6c32b921d87e805755947b5623aece3 100644 --- a/ck/19187812.txt +++ b/ck/19187812.txt @@ -137,3 +137,23 @@ I would love to shoot some myself but the gun and hunting laws are strict and I >>19188724 Interesting! Thanks for the comprehensive pdf. The animal may have very well been stressed as fuck, being shot with a rifle and not dying instantly. I remember tasting some very dark colored wigeons and ducks and they had a slightly liver-ish taste. Most likely the cause was exactly that. +--- 19188968 +>>19187812 (OP) +>freezed + +You think the past tense to grind is 'grinded', don't you. +--- 19188978 +>>19188968 +Well excuuuse me princess. I meant frozen. My bad. +--- 19189017 +>>19188729 +Sounds like a nice place to live, should find time to go out with your ole man and hunt it's fun and rewarding in ways you didn't see. +--- 19189026 +>>19189017 +I should. He is an old man and it would be a unique experience. +--- 19189038 +One you won't regret and will be glad you did when he is gone, it's the simple things that matter in life. Time alone with dad quite hunting together +sounds stupid but can be very powerful +--- 19191086 +>>19188501 +Cozy thread + good food, Finnbro. Thanks diff --git a/ck/19188055.txt b/ck/19188055.txt index 3896c3ca4dbd6e5361b767d9d123444c9e3b5901..ea0a6ae388cedc7a58d32c2c7b923e4292c8fcb2 100644 --- a/ck/19188055.txt +++ b/ck/19188055.txt @@ -64,3 +64,23 @@ They didn't say jack shit. It was a registered nurse at an urgent care. They wer I ended up getting some miso, yogurt, ensure and canned potato soup that I blended up well. That potato soup hit the spot. The ensure mixed with protein powder tasted meh but it has what I need. I feel better already. Thanks for the list /ck/, I think I'm going to make it. --- 19188932 Baby food. Thats what I eat if I ever have dental work done +--- 19190196 +>>19188055 (OP) +I had a period of about 6 months where I couldn't eat solids, and could only do about half a cup at a time of liquids... whey protein, weight-gain shake powder, and multivitamins may have saved my life. +--- 19191401 +>>19188055 (OP) +>The only thing I'm capable of eating is something that will slide down the throat. +I got something for you +--- 19191441 +In all seriousness time spent without food is not going to hurt you. I went water-only also for medical complications and it took a month before my body really started to stop working. +--- 19191451 +>>19188055 (OP) +There are literally a billion options for you +All sorts of widely available premade protein drinks, many sugarfree +Have a bunch of those and supplement with some V8 or smoothies +--- 19191479 +>>19188055 (OP) +>What can I get that will cover my nutritional needs? The only thing I'm capable of eating is something that will slide down the throat. +My semen. + +On a more serious note, try a protein shake, or, alternatively, let a bunch of men ejaculate a semen concentrate down your throat. Oh, it will slide down your throat. diff --git a/ck/19188110.txt b/ck/19188110.txt index 934feb1cf46f2a40ad5baf482ca0b3ba9505787d..adf9409e81ba5fedabbc916e358c6df035519c6a 100644 --- a/ck/19188110.txt +++ b/ck/19188110.txt @@ -295,3 +295,434 @@ Too red. --- 19188779 >>19188161 Rude. +--- 19188986 +>>19188573 + +What's with all the uncooked tomatoes on top, is that part of the style? I looked through a bunch of yelp pages for all these places and it's one of the similarities I've noticed. +--- 19189003 +There was a Pietro's in Renton, WA. It was gone by the mid 1990s. I don't really remember what it was like. I remember they used to serve their soda in cartons that resembled milk cartons. I also remember they had a Street Fighter II Champion edition arcade machine and that 4-player Simpsons arcade game. +--- 19189063 +>>19188986 +>What's with all the uncooked tomatoes on top, is that part of the style? +Yeah, that's very common. You can get them on the side. Also a lot of these places do a "taco" variation with refried beans as the sauce, seasoned ground beef, onions, sharp cheddar, lettuce, hot sauce, fresh tomatoes, and crushed tortilla chips... sometimes with black olives or sour cream. +--- 19189070 +>>19189003 +>mid 1990s +Here they had a place called Dr. Munchies... $4 for a large 1 topping pizza. First time I ever played Street Fighter 2. They also had the Simpsons game and 1942. And they gave away balloons tied to a tied to a long white plastic stick. +--- 19189080 +>>19188111 +>>19188113 +why are americans so bad at making pizza? +--- 19189089 +>>19189080 +Yeah, yeah we get it, you hate American pizza. I actually really dislike Italian pizza. I eat really healthy meat, vegetable, whole grains every other day of the month. When I get pizza I want it to be decadent, lots of cheese and grease, because I'm a man and that's what real men like. +--- 19189100 +>>19188111 +I suppose it is similar to Bellagio’s though I’m skeptical of pnw style being a real thing. I think plenty of pizza shops around the country do this kind of style and just think of it as normal pizza. +--- 19189106 +>>19188163 +They are morons. I bet before portlandia they at least had a little modesty or at least they never thought anything was special about them past the gold rush. +--- 19189109 +>>19189100 +Lots of pizza shops around the country make New York style, too. Pizza hut and Dominoes sells New York style pizzas. Little Caesars sells a Detroit style pizza. + +I mean... who are you to decide? If people who have been making it for 75 years call it Pacific Northwest style? Who are you to argue? +--- 19189114 +>>19189106 +Oregonians outside of Portland don't consider Portland or the people who live there to be part of Oregon. It was once of the fastest growing cities in the country, until it turned to shit. That's what happens when every douchebag from a super liberal city moves to one place I guess. The population of Portland is more than 50% people who have lived in Oregon less than 5 year, and I guarantee you that if you hate Portlanders, the rest of us Oregonians hate them more than you do. +--- 19189116 +>>19189109 +The most popular pizza in the Pacific Northwest that I know of is Pagliacci in Seattle so I think you’re just wrong. What you’re calling Pacific Northwest style I think you will find people naturally make it all over the country without being influenced by the pnw. It’s just pizza. Why do you need to be proud of this? Is it because you’re an insecure Oregonian? Then you should leave the state and become more worldly and comfortable with your identity. +--- 19189120 +>>19189106 +>they never thought anything was special about them past the gold rush. +Old timer Oregonians like to joke about keeping it a secret here in Oregon. The Cascade Valley is one of the nicest places on Earth. Here they call it the Pacific wonderland... it is incredibly fertile, and gorgeous. There's not even dangerous wildlife. Most of the year you could just like... lean up against a tree innawoods and fall asleep no problem. +--- 19189128 +>>19189116 +I've never even heard of this, but Seattle is it's own thing. It claims it's own "Seattle" pizza style. +>What you’re calling Pacific Northwest style +Again, I'm not the one making that claim. It's the people who make the pizza. All you've got to go on a photo and you act like some fuckin' jerkoff who thinks he knows. Your opinion is basically irrelevant. +--- 19189130 +>>19189114 +You’re full of it. The rest of Oregon complains about Portland more than they talk about their own areas. Oregon had a huge inferiority complex and since the beginning has had an enormous identity crisis. You guys didn’t have white only laws because you thought whites were great. You did it because you were insecure and couldn’t come up with anything better to be proud of. I’m not anti whites wanting their own land either. It’s just obvious from living around the people here. Also, Oregonian “conservatives” have the exact same attitude and victim complex as their “liberal” counterparts. No principles. No values. Godless. Congrats faggot. +Your thread celebrating normal pizza shows how insecure and retarded and desperate for identity you people are. +--- 19189134 +>>19189116 +Also that pizza looks like shit to me. Pagliacci review... "they will make you feel like you're in New York" + +Is that the best Seattle has got? Fucking pathetic. +--- 19189136 +>>19189120 +I’m not going to argue against the nature. The people suck. Of course they have to take pride of the nature they take for granted. They don’t have anything of more substance in their humanity. +--- 19189139 +>>19189130 +>white only laws +yeah that was a pretty long time ago... totally relevent... + +It's pretty clear to me you have a bone to pick. You're probably one of those faggots that clogs up I-5 driving back and forth every day to your shitty state. +--- 19189141 +Now he’s shitting on New York pizza. +You lost. +--- 19189144 +My favorite way to get some pizza is to go to my local gas station and ask for a "Hot Carl." In California (AKA Cali Wali), everyone knows what this is. It's a huge fucking slice of pepperoni pizza, with a three gallon jug of Pepsi (trademarked). They only charge us $5.00 for it. +The next time you go to a gas station, ask for a Hot Carl. You will thank me. +--- 19189148 +>>19189130 +Before we get too deep into specifically Oregon, you might also RTT and find the post where I stated that the best PNW style pizza is made in Washington at Papa Pete's. +--- 19189150 +>>19189144 +Yeah OK junior I'll be sure to get a cleveland steamer as well, maybe a rusty trombone... +--- 19189163 +>>19189141 +New York pizza is fine. I very much prefer PNW style pizza. The crust is better. +--- 19189165 +>>19189148 +https://scrolller.com/pacific-nw-style-pizza-from-papa-pete-s-in-wa-usa-484dubwpv6 +--- 19189181 +You’re not getting it. That’s just normal “mom and pop” pizza. Go to small towns throughout the country and if they’re not making New York, Detroit, Chicago, or Neapolitan pizza then that’s what they’re making. You are deluded. That’s just pizza. +--- 19189186 +>>19189181 +Nope. And again, you've never tried it, so your opinion is irrelevant. It's part of the culture here. Suck it up, buttercup. +--- 19189193 +>>19189186 +Pretty sure your biggest cultural achievement is meth addiction. +--- 19189198 +>>19188110 (OP) +I miss Pietro's Pizza like you wouldn't believe. +--- 19189201 +>>19189193 +kek +He's right you know +--- 19189205 +>>19189198 +I definitely have nostalgia for it, but damn they are charging $30 for a large 1 topping... +--- 19189207 +More meth addicts in PNW than anywhere else +How many meth shacks blow up a month? in the great PNW? +kek +--- 19189209 +>>19189193 +>>19189201 +Never tried it myself. I tend to think the best thing about Oregon is our staunch hatred for both Washingtonians and Californians. It's absolutely justified, and something I was taught since childhood. + +Idaho, you're alright though. +--- 19189214 +>>19189209 +I know damn well it's not your pizza +--- 19189216 +>I tend to think the best thing about Oregon is our staunch hatred for both Washingtonians and Californians. +Case closed. You guys have the biggest inferiority complex in the entire country. Spoiled brats. +--- 19189220 +>>19189214 +(◔_◔) +--- 19189223 +>>19189216 +You mean superiority complex. Superiority. +--- 19189224 +>>19189223 +It’s clearly a defense mechanism you dumb hick. +--- 19189238 +Oregonians are a fucked up smatter of pretentious busines fucks, hippies and vegans, meth heads and dumpster divers and remote wilderness Ted Kaczynski type people +--- 19189240 +Take notice readers. The attitudes displayed itt by op are exactly what’s so fucked up about Portland and Oregon in general. Their petty pride is their doom. +--- 19189241 +>>19189238 +This is actually great. Whatever negative things you can say to keep people from coming here, the better. All the out of staters do is trash the place. +--- 19189243 +>>19189240 +Yes, it is awful here, we are the worst. Do not come here. +--- 19189247 +It’s your locals that are the most addicted to meth and living on the streets while you continue to blame outsiders. You are morons. You have failed your brothers and sisters. Your state WILL be taken away from you because you do not appreciate it. You are sellouts. +--- 19189249 +>>19189241 +Pretty sure you did that yourselves, pretty place ugly people +--- 19189250 +>>19189247 +>>19189249 +Yeah, you're definitely right. You should go to Washington instead if you want to move the PNW. Oregon sucks. Don't come here. +--- 19189255 +It’s not 4channers taking your state you clueless moron. +--- 19189257 +>>19189255 +I don't know what your problem is I'm agreeing with you. +--- 19189258 +>>19189250 +Your funny, I lived in Oregon, how I know people are shit +I called it sailing the high seas of cheese, everyone is phony +Moved away and will never ever go back, don't worry you can have it. +--- 19189263 +>>19189258 +That's 1 down. +--- 19189276 +>>19188194 +There's an entire slice that doesn't even have cheese, and op's pizza only has cheese going 3/4 the way to the hallowed out crust. These are some of the shittiest pizzas I've seen. +Feels like the twilight zone. +--- 19189279 +>>19189276 +I'll make sure to share your very important feedback about cheese coverage with the people who made it. + +Thanks! +--- 19189281 +>>19188397 +>>19188552 +Two posts that went ignored by the juveniles in this thread +--- 19189282 +>>19188561 +I bet it wasn't +--- 19189286 +>>19189281 +>juveniles +I'm pretty sure that I'm older than you, and also didn't ignore either of those posts. Thank you for the feedback. +--- 19189287 +Can op say anything that’s sincere or can he only communicate in passive aggressive nonsense? +Thank you for sharing your retard pizza. +It’s actually pizza week right now in Portland and you’re not going to find anyone buying that stuff to celebrate. +Besides national fast food pizza chains, New York style pizza is by far the most popular pizza in the Pacific Northwest. +--- 19189289 +Oregon was cool cuz it was midway between Mt.st. Helens and Crater Lake +--- 19189290 +>>19189287 +>you’re not going to find anyone buying that stuff to celebrate. +It doesn't matter what day it is. These places are busy as fuck every week. + +Do you have some sort of problem with the way I respond to trolls? Feel free to fuck off, faggot. +--- 19189295 +>>19189289 +Crater Lake is pretty dope. I like to feed the chipmunks and mess around with pumice. They have some pretty good ice cream out there for tourists as well, or at least they used to. +--- 19189296 +>>19189290 +You’re an idiot for claiming NORMAL AMERICAN PIZZA is Pacific Northwest pizza. They make that same shit in the southeast and no one claims it’s southern styled pizza. They don’t need to claim that. They’re not desperate for an identity. +--- 19189300 +>>19189286 +Sound like a 10 yr old +--- 19189301 +>>19189296 +Post evidence or shut your gob, retard. I have posted plenty at this point, and you faggots are getting pretty annoying. +--- 19189307 +>>19189300 +In my experience, people obsessed with maturity and age level are often the youngest jerkoffs trying to offset their own age-based weakness. +--- 19189313 +>>19189295 +cool, you live nearby? If so you are lucky +I went one and it took my breath away, stayed for three days in a cruddy shack and hiked all over +Will never forget +--- 19189315 +>>19188110 (OP) +that's Willamette Valley-style pizza +--- 19189320 +>>19189307 +In my experience people trying to exhume intellectual superiority are in fact children +--- 19189349 +>>19189307 +wait mom is calling upstairs... You want some lil Pizzas? +We have mt. Dew too +--- 19189353 +>>19189315 +That's Willamette Dammit! +Beautiful gorge, crown point and shit +--- 19189384 +>>19189063 +Isn’t there some Godfather’s Pizza influence as well? I thought it used to be big in the PNW and I assume that many of the locations transitioned to local places, but still made the pizzas similarly (so the common style of taco pizzas in the area with raw tomato slices on top very closely matches the Godfather’s taco pizza). +--- 19189412 +Post more pnw style pizza. +--- 19189420 +>>19188110 (OP) +I'm not really a fan of Pietro's. +--- 19189440 +lol Where’d you go op? +--- 19189444 +What’s the secret to pnw style pizza? Answer: it’s not from the pnw. Just do a google search for mom and pop pizza. +--- 19189447 +>>19189440 +I was outside watching cops arrest some crazy dude :D +--- 19189448 +>>19189444 +You're not posting PNW style though... clearly you missed the short bus. +--- 19189453 +>>19189313 +It's a bit of a drive, I haven't been out there in a while. The hiking is excellent... I should go soon. I've been way too caught up in day to day bullshit for way too long. +--- 19189454 +>>19189384 +Godfathers isn't PNW style, but it looks pretty good. There's a lot of good pizza out here actually, PNW style or not. +--- 19189456 +>>19189448 +Tell me exactly what is different about this than pnw style pizza? +--- 19189465 +>>19189456 +The crust isn't sauced, and it's not the same type of crust, as one anon identified as "laminated" earlier in the thread. That's more of a NY style dough. It's bready... if you tried PNW crust you wouldn't describe it as bready. +--- 19189471 +>>19189465 +Yeah you’re right. + +>>19189109 +>I mean who are you to decide? +--- 19189475 +>>19189465 +So, Pietro's might be the oldest example that I have (Since 1957), which pre-dates Round Table, btw. I took what I think are some pretty good photos of the crust style >>19188124 + +Granted, in my opinion it was a little undercooked. I did only give it a 6.8/10. I'm several whiskeys deep, so my descriptive ability is waning. +--- 19189481 +>>19189471 +This is the first google image result I get searching "Pacific Northwest Style Pizza" + +Again, fuck Seattle. +--- 19189502 +>>19189134 +Pagliacci is really great pizza actually and I like their box designs but fuck Seattle. +--- 19189508 +>>19189502 +Both Seattle and Portland want to have their own identities, but they're just caught up in emulating other shit. Pagliacci's might be good, but it's just New York Style, and the reviews I read range from pretty bad to "It will make you feel like you're in New York"... so what the fuck do you really want Seattle? Do you want to emulate New York? Do you want your own style of pizza? + +It's the same in Portland. And, it's because it's full of non-natives. They come here, and ignore the culture that exists, trash up the place, and all they can do is copy some other shit. +--- 19189515 +>>19189130 +What the fuck? Making broad generalizations about the entire populace of the state? Tell me about the principals and values of the great state you hail from, dickless. You come from some god-fearing holy land where the people really make a guy proud? Get the fuck out of Oregon if it's too populated with chill and sensible people for your extremist ass. I'm pretty sure I saw you in traffic; you had the big Q flag on your jacked-up, mudflapped faggotmobile. +--- 19189518 +>>19189207 +You're out of the loop if you think people are still doing local meth labs these days. It's all imported now. +--- 19189524 +>>19189453 +Fuck man take a break, I'd love to be close to it +3,000 miles for me :( +--- 19189525 +>>19189515 +It’s Christians that built all of your beautiful houses and other buildings at the turn of the century. You people are too prideful. Look at all of the churches built at the same time. +I’m not saying Christianity is THE only answer. But we need something bigger than ourselves that is in opposition to materialism for us to connect with. + +I’m trying to warn you guys because I am also not a fan of the new rich taking over the Pacific Northwest but as long as you people retain this attitude you deserve it. +--- 19189527 +>>19189425 +>>19189430 +These don't fit the bill. The crust is wrong for PNW. The edges should be flat with bubbles here and there, all red with baked sauce. I'm def calling Fultano's tomorrow and spending $35 for pizza because it's been too long. Half combination half bacon cheeseburger with the shredded lettuce and tomato slices and the 1,000 island sauce. Fuck i can't wait until 11 a.m. +--- 19189528 +You guys don’t get it. I moved here. I help take care of your elderly and less fortunate who also grew up here. I help take care of the endless people that your community abandoned who only see greed and drugs as a solution to their problems. I love the Pacific Northwest with all of my heart. But your arrogance and pride is your downfall. +--- 19189531 +And you shouldn’t so callously hate on Portland. It is your biggest and most well known city. What are you going to do hate on your capital next? Because I hear that is in even worse shape than Portland. Show some respect. +--- 19189538 +>>19189518 +Google meth lab fires in Oregon 2023 +kek +--- 19189543 +So is that Petrol's Pizza inside a gas station? We have a fried chicken place like that down here. +--- 19189575 +This has sure turned into a weird thread. + +Anyway, yeah... in like a month or so I'll do another one. Sleep tight dudes and dudettes. +--- 19189590 +ok hurry back +--- 19189655 +>>19188111 +It's not delivery, DiGiorno.™ +--- 19189730 +>>19188124 +I live in north jersey, and I only do local pies if I'm not makingmy own. Haven't had any of those chain pizzas since college. +--- 19189952 +>>19189100 +>pnw style being a real thing +it's not +--- 19189957 +>>19189134 +the sauce and cheese are good that's why people like it not the crust. and yes it's like a somewhat thicker new york pizza. +--- 19190376 +I know exactly what OP is talking about. I used to live in Oregon but don't and I miss that kind of pizza a fucking lot. +--- 19190440 +>Oregon pizza +Portland has some really great stuff with a lot of variety. There's NY, Neapolitan, deep dish, a few (but not nearly enough) ones like OP with the thin crust and sauce all the way to the edge, there's even a detroit style joint. Abby's in Gresham is good, but only some locations, they're better in southern Oregon for some reason. My favorites are the woodfired places, there's a foodcart called pyro pete's and a dine in place called pizzeria otto that are absurdly good. + +Salem is a void of food and I fucking hate it here please god get me out. The local places like in OPs are absurdly expensive, IIRC padingtons charges like 22 bucks for a medium pep and they have you wait an hour and 15 minutes for it. There's an Abby's, but if you've ever had actual good Abby's it's a pale imitation to what it should be. Which leaves Garlic Jims, Odd Moes, Straight from New York, and chains. Those three are fine, better than accepting domino's in your life, but they're nothing to write home about. The likes of JCs and Waleries are too far from where I am to bother with. +We don't even have a good burger place except for one downtown, which is a pain to get to, and even they're just OK. Fucking Medford is better than here and it's not close. +--- 19190467 +>>19188131 +>can be assembled and cooked in minutes +>says it isn't fast food +--- 19190474 +>>19188145 +>wine poached fig, bacon, gorgonzola, basil, and a balsamic swirl. +I have had pizza like this and it's amazing. It's a shame that it's not widely available. Great post. +--- 19190601 +>>19188585 +Pizza Baron is "coach took the team out to pizza after the big game" tier. It's good but Flying Pie, Hot Lips or Bellagio is better. +--- 19190642 +>>19190467 +The fuck you doing on a cooking board? +--- 19190649 +>>19188110 (OP) +>>19188111 +>>19188124 +Pietro’s is okay, Paddingtons is better +--- 19190661 +>>19190649 +Paddingtons cheaped out over the years, their quality got worse and prices got higher. +t. worked there +--- 19190665 +old forge style w/ onions of course +--- 19190679 +>>19188110 (OP) +I made pizz today +I added pickles because I saw it here and it’s been on my mind +--- 19190683 +>>19190661 +Yeah last time I had it was at a family christmas party last year, it was good but nothing super memorable. If I’m craving some greasy pizza I’ll just hit up Pizza Now, they’re surprisingly decent for how cheap it is +--- 19190688 +>>19188110 (OP) +Oregon has shit pizza pls end this thread +--- 19190704 +>>19190688 +>Oregon is shit +could've just said that +--- 19190710 +when asked 'who has the best pizza" +have you ever heard of anyone saying Oregon? +No, never there is a reason for that. +--- 19190716 +>>19190704 +Nah, it's a beautiful state just shitty pizza +--- 19190894 +>>19188161 +moron +--- 19191291 +>>19190440 +Walery's is pretty good even though it is across the bridge in West Salem which is a pain in the ass, and they still do a large 1 topping for $21. It's a bit hit or miss, the teenagers working there can be inconsistent. + +Not pizza, but there's a lot of cool Mexican food on North Lancaster. I just moved out here and I'm a block away from a really good Mexican seafood restaurant, a Mexican grocery that makes fresh chicharron, and a pretty good carniceria. I'm also a really big fan of Hong Kong House on South Commercial, they do Americanized Chinese and dim sum, and are one of the oldest restaurants in town. + +Sadly, though, I've been out to The Yard to try all the food trucks and they are all terrible. +--- 19191314 +>>19190665 +Looks pretty good I'd like to try it. +--- 19191509 +>>19190683 +Pizza Now looks pretty good. I sort of like Fiesta Pizza as well, just for their interesting Mexican toppings, but the crust isn't too great: https://slicelife.com/restaurants/or/salem/97301/fiesta-pizza-salem/menu +--- 19191516 +>>19191509 +Oops forgot pic: +>Bean sauce, Asada meat, cheese, grilled onion, and jalapeño top with fresh onion, cilantro and green salsa. +--- 19192604 +>>19188111 +That pepperoni placement makes me angry, why is it all the way to the edge +--- 19192625 +>>19190679 +Fuck yeah I love pickles on pizza what'd you think +--- 19192683 +>>19189089 +dude I've lived here my entire life and the other day for the first time I had a neapolitan pizza from a stone wood-burning oven. It was easily way better than any fast-food pizza. You can make out every single ingredient individually and fast-food pizza just doesn't compare for any of them. It shouldn't even be called the same dish. +Wtf is this crust >>19188113 I make better pizzas in my oven at home. And that pepperoni sausage looks completely uniform in composition, no fat. Have you seen what a real sausage looks like? That's probably a random emulsified mystery meat of discarded food waste. +--- 19192688 +>>19192683 +>pepperoni sausage +lol +--- 19192711 +>>19191516 +>they remove two slices for the staff to eat, with the excuse of presentation +--- 19192719 +>>19192604 +pnw style +--- 19192726 +>>19192711 +You think that promo photo is how they serve it in the restaurant? keks + +The quartered onion and raw jalapeno are garnish and they present everyone with only 80% of what they ordered. + +wow, you're one of the dumb ones I guess +--- 19192779 +>>19192726 diff --git a/ck/19188226.txt b/ck/19188226.txt index 4124d0cf5dd52f38aa0bbb3f54aa3645f611e525..71f765f63b19f82a4ca349b75b7e0c5725ad7b7f 100644 --- a/ck/19188226.txt +++ b/ck/19188226.txt @@ -84,3 +84,93 @@ Its time for your meds, sweaty. --- 19188788 >>19188720 I'm going to put some fresh ass sausage in your cabinet +--- 19189091 +Used spam for a quick lunch fix at work and it was tasty +--- 19189126 +>>19188398 +>>Steamed rice +>>Sliced fried spam +>>Fried egg on top + +Very Hawaiian +--- 19189157 +>>19188712 +Mostly pork shoulder, I believe. +--- 19189164 +>>19188243 +You dumbass bitch, just put MSG, salt, sugar and oil on the sausage. That's it. +--- 19189167 +If Spam is so good, then why does it taste better when it is fried and served with eggs? +--- 19189170 +>>19188241 +>implying I don't buy the offbrand mystery "luncheon meat" much cheaper than spam +--- 19189204 +>>19188788 +homo +--- 19189232 +>>19188241 +>I love x +>HURR WHY DONT YOU EAT Y + +retard +--- 19189244 +>>19188226 (OP) +>greatest canned food +>not sardines +--- 19189272 +>>19189167 +because that's objectively the best way to eat it anon. +--- 19189308 +>>19188226 (OP) +Spam tastes weird. +--- 19189325 +>>19188226 (OP) +Spam is just a hotdog in cube form instead of tube form +--- 19189334 +Always fry spam on a skillet, sliced thin, no oil. It's salty and rich, but holds its moisture so it serves looking dry but doesn't taste dry or dry out on you. Use like a crown jewel of a bigger dish, not the focus. +--- 19189355 +>>19188226 (OP) +>ingredients: salt, pork, nitrates (the devil's salt) +>cost: $7.99 united states pesos +dude, i love spam, so much. but if i ate it more than sparingly, i would die. i need a normal, untouched cut of meat to keep me sane. man cannot live off of glorious spam alone. +--- 19189360 +>>19189355 +Nitrates are good for you. +--- 19189369 +>>19188226 (OP) +I don't understand how people eat it uncooked. +--- 19189390 +>>19188679 +>useful +>keto +Yeah why not kill yourself faster +--- 19189407 +>>19188721 +>>19188734 +>zoomers + +How the fuck did this get into the conversation of spam? It's not a zoomer thing you idiot it's been fucking popular since it's inception. +--- 19189411 +>>19189164 +Shelf life retard. I can have spam for years. It doesn't have the same delicious texture and flavor of spam. It's quite different and tastes better. +--- 19189416 +>>19189369 +It's not raw or anything. It's already fully cooked you can literally eat it out of the can. Just slice it up and make a sandwich out of it. It's THAT easy. +--- 19189589 +>>19188723 +But why do I want to buy shelf stable something that I'm going to eat for next breakfast? Are you just hoarding spam? That's the only reason to buy it -- stockpile food in case of the end. +--- 19191014 +>>19189589 +based +--- 19192482 +>>19189126 +nta but filipinos do this too +--- 19192499 +>>19188226 (OP) +How fat? Post wrist +--- 19192506 +>>19192482 +Who cares? Flips arent humans +--- 19192577 +>>19188226 (OP) +Oh great another advertising shill style thread trying to convince me to eat something that isn't the best for my health. diff --git a/ck/19188382.txt b/ck/19188382.txt index 6bf4f35f0dd9ec8eadec835b57ae625f350c648c..f11a8cdc2a6418ee778336141dd1bd75b14f85a2 100644 --- a/ck/19188382.txt +++ b/ck/19188382.txt @@ -30,3 +30,34 @@ The vast majority of the world does not do that >>19188382 (OP) >rest of the world? u mean the third world lol. +--- 19189403 +>>19188382 (OP) +My grandma taugh little me to drink tea from small flat plates. You make black tea in a kettle then place small cube of sugar in a plate, pour tea, wait a little for it to cool down and drink; repeat; repeat. I guess it was an old Russian way to go, it was entertaining. I don’t do that anymore now. +--- 19189433 +>>19188382 (OP) +I carry a single hand carved bowl-cup-ladle on my right belly hook, so that I'm never caught in an inferior drinking experience. +--- 19189442 +Bowls are for people that can’t afford cups. +--- 19189445 +Only brown people drink from bowls. +--- 19189535 +>>19189403 +British people did that, they would call it drinking from the saucer. It's because you expose more surface area of the drink at once and it cools quickly to a drinkable state. +--- 19190981 +>>19188382 (OP) +Drinking out of a bowl, you mean like a dog? Yeah no thanks I'll stick to cups. +--- 19191091 +if the bowl has the proper raised lip i'll drink it. a lot of bowls have the curved lip which spills much more easily +--- 19191193 +>>19188382 (OP) +no one drinks from a bowl +--- 19191226 +>ex gf always referred to the act of consuming soup as "drinking soup" +>even chunky soups where you're clearly chewing +Who was wrong? +--- 19191246 +>>19191226 +soup has too many contingencies. the correct order is +>consume filler +>drink brotth from bowl +>eat protein last diff --git a/ck/19188426.txt b/ck/19188426.txt index 9715dd7a9a0926bdebd4eaa7175d92015e63cedc..a68e9b331437522a68f4c3e7beac2a2eb987167f 100644 --- a/ck/19188426.txt +++ b/ck/19188426.txt @@ -30,3 +30,67 @@ it does and will. my cousin is a suicidal drunk with terrible hygiene and was co --- 19188539 >>19188490 I can't speak for others but that's just how I get going. I actually went down on a prostitute in Ensenada B.C. a long while back. It wasn't until after that I realized how disgusting that was. I didn't get sick or anything so it's all good +--- 19189400 +>>19188426 (OP) +>>19188492 +>>19188516 +can you scrape your tongue with a knife? +--- 19189750 +Who the fuck doesn't clean their tongue? Gross +--- 19189761 +>>19188426 (OP) +>Would this let me taste food better? +no +--- 19189786 +>>19188426 (OP) +You don't brush your tongue? +--- 19189791 +>>19188426 (OP) +The sheer fact that the two tongue pictures are the same picture but edited should tell you all you need to know. +--- 19189793 +>>19188539 +>>19188539 +More please. Did you lick her arsehole as well? +--- 19189820 +>>19189400 +I guess you could, but I recommend just using your toothbrush. +--- 19189926 +>>19188426 (OP) +You should've been doing this. Helps with bad breath and makes it so you don't have a dirty looking tongue +--- 19189945 +>>19188426 (OP) +It is not possible to get rid of bad breath without cleaning your tongue +--- 19189962 +>working from home ever since 2020 because of chink flu +>don't have to meet anyone so personal hygiene took a hit +>eventually stopped brushing and bathing everyday +>brush and bathe like once a week now +>mouth smells like decomposing flesh +>BO is pretty bad +Damn i really need to get my life in order +--- 19189970 +>>19189962 +same except i'm now full-on disgusting crusty shut-in +--- 19190983 +>>19188426 (OP) +>Tongue Scraping is a thing? +Yes +>Would this let me taste food better? +Uhh that subjective +--- 19190994 +https://youtu.be/LSvN4MqcesA [Embed] +--- 19191017 +>>19189962 +I dunno how people do this. I feel disgusting if one day I shower at night instead of in the morning. +--- 19191023 +>>19191017 +People can get used to just about anything. Including being encased in their own dirt crust +--- 19191030 +>>19188484 +Wtf, I have to do this since before I even kissed a girl, do I have thrush? Have I had thrust for 15 years? +--- 19191038 +>>19188426 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltZrfrmb7Ws [Embed] +--- 19191040 +>>19189962 +Wow, at least brush your teeth daily. Worst that can happen with a weekly shower is you smell, if you don't brush you will lose all your teeth and maybe die. diff --git a/ck/19188470.txt b/ck/19188470.txt index 6df42622d513dacc22c3c421db84018c05ad9090..6a89ec9160ab82289033d31cb78bdc9eb20706c2 100644 --- a/ck/19188470.txt +++ b/ck/19188470.txt @@ -26,3 +26,219 @@ cashews are delicious but they're expensive, peanuts are my favorite for the pri --- 19188704 >>19188638 Holy shit I had no clue. I guess I'm gonna start limiting my consumption of them from now on. WEBMD says to avoid almonds, cashews, and peanuts, snacks that I eat everyday. +--- 19189233 +>>19188470 (OP) +I love how smooth cashews are, they've got a velvet like quality to them. So delicious. +--- 19189317 +>>19188483 +they're rich and oily +--- 19189363 +I like these in a bar with beer +--- 19189366 +>>19189363 +>posts a legume in a nut thread +ngmi +--- 19189375 +My favorite nut!? Pauly Shore. +Also brazil nuts. Mixed nuts are made for me (except peanuts, hate peanuts, even peanut butter) because i'll have half a handful and be done. Can a body recognize and rebuff something like that, that quickly? +'cuz I'm into seeds, about 20 years ago my parents got mad i devoured a container of shelled (deshelled, what the fuck, english?) sunflower seeds by drinking it one night. +--- 19189395 +>>19189366 +you got beat up alot as a kid didn't you autist? +--- 19189398 +>>19189395 +typical low iq peanut brain faggot response +--- 19189402 +>>19189395 +So you did +--- 19189409 +>>19189366 +>in a nut thread +heh +--- 19189602 +Deez +--- 19189618 +>>19188485 +agree if only it wasnt for the pain in the ass shells +--- 19189639 +>>19189618 +The conveniently opened shells enhance the experience. No other nut can claim this +--- 19189648 +>>19189602 +For me it's Dee's. +--- 19189651 +>>19188638 +>>19188704 +Drink water +--- 19189684 +I love cashews because they actually physically harm the retards who have to pick them. Knowing that someone was injured to provide me with my shitty snack gives me pleasure like you wouldn't believe. +--- 19189748 +The humble hazelnut (except in Toffifee) +--- 19189757 +>>19188470 (OP) +literally the worst of the nuts, fuck cashews + + +Ranked from 0-100 + +100 Pecans +95 Hazelnuts +90 Walnuts +82 Peanuts (don't care what you say, it's a nut dammit!) +81 Almonds +75 Brazil Nut +70 Macadamia +50 Pistachio +15 Cashew +--- 19189851 +>>19188470 (OP) +Cashews aren't nuts you fucking retard. +--- 19189859 +>>19189851 +Neither are peanuts, strawberries are not berries, and tomatoes aren't vegetables nobody gives a shit you autistic waste of space. +--- 19189885 +>>19188576 +nah, those are seeds bro, but they're still great +--- 19189900 +>>19189618 +Imagine being so lazy that you can't even open a fucking pistachio shell. It is part of why they are good. It's like opened sunflower seeds, it's not the same as opening them. Opening them is part of the experience. +--- 19189928 +>>19189900 +until that one completedly closed pistachio comes and ruins the fun +--- 19189960 +>>19188480 +>>19189317 +>>19188576 +>>19189757 + +macadamia tastes like nothing to me. am i defective? +--- 19189967 +walnuts, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, and chestnuts + +don't need anything else +--- 19191069 +mixed nuts jars make me irrationally angry +i remember being sleep deprived at a supermarket getting some nuts and noticed some dude was reaching for mixed nuts and instinctively snorted. guy looked at me for a sec and then reached again for the mixed nuts and i snorted again. fucker had the nerve to ask me "are you alright". i just grabbed my pistachios while looking disapprovingly at the mixed nuts section and said "are you" +--- 19191464 +>>19189366 +this is nut erasure and i will not stand for it. they're called peaNUTs for FUCKS SAKE MAN +--- 19191474 +>>19189618 +It trains you to handle pussy. You wouldn't understand. +--- 19191475 +>>19191069 +twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat +--- 19191480 +>>19189748 +Filberts are fucking disgusting, they taste like acorns. +--- 19191498 +>>19188470 (OP) +peaNUT +--- 19191506 +>>19188470 (OP) +>Cashews are pretty based +I think it's safe to say that not only do I have no fucking clue what the word "based" means, but I'm pretty sure nobody else does either +--- 19191526 +>>19191506 +cringe +--- 19191541 +>>19191506 +when I don't understand something I also come to the conclusion that nobody possibly could. it makes me feel less scared. +--- 19191544 +>>19191541 +>when I don't understand something I also come to the conclusion that nobody possibly could. it makes me feel less scared. +So what does "based" mean? +--- 19191548 +>>19191544 +I know what it means guy +--- 19191550 +>>19191544 +Redpill adjacent, possibly redpilled, and also approaching epic. +--- 19191553 +>>19191548 +>I know what it means guy +So you don't know. +--- 19191558 +>>19191553 +not even close to what I said. +--- 19191561 +>>19191544 +https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/based + +see internet slang +--- 19191564 +>>19191558 +>not even close to what I said. +Explain what "based" means or I and everyone else will presume that you don't know what it means. Fucking retard. +--- 19191566 +>>19191558 +Based. +--- 19191572 +Oh, so "based" means the same as "biased," but a letter is removed because... why? +--- 19191574 +>>19191564 +Cringe. +--- 19191581 +>>19191564 +why would they presume anything when I already told them that I know? +--- 19191585 +>>19191574 +>Cringe. +You must be a Person of Color of Wakandan Descent +--- 19191609 +>>19191585 +That doesn't make any sense. You're trying too hard to fit in while complaining you don't understand us. +--- 19191626 +Does everyone here have ass burgers? +--- 19191633 +>>19191626 +I don't know what you mean and neither do you. +--- 19191645 +>>19191633 +What do you mean? +--- 19191659 +>>19191626 +>Does everyone here have ass burgers? +Fuck you, white boy. I'll bet you gag on BBC all day and night. +--- 19191662 +>>19191480 +Fuck you acorns are delicious +--- 19191674 +>>19191662 +>t. +--- 19191687 +1. Chestnut +2. Peanut +3. Hazelnut +4. Pecan +5. Cashew +The rest can suck it. I do enjoy almond as a flavor, but as a nut I couldn't give a fuck about it +--- 19191693 +>>19189928 +That's like 1/20 so it's not an issue. +--- 19191835 +>>19191674 +He eats thistles. Acorns are Piglet's food. +--- 19191876 +Based on what? +--- 19191898 +>>19188485 +this, not even close +--- 19192664 +Cashew +Pecan +Power gap +Pistachio +Walnut +Almond +Power gap +Brazil +Macadamia +Chestnut +Power gap +Peanut +--- 19192671 +just ate a shitload of pistachios +--- 19192712 +>>19188470 (OP) +cashews are seedz diff --git a/ck/19188511.txt b/ck/19188511.txt index ae77e234a55729e0a2cadbc1f6507e94497a284c..13b0843536e3d9b17356cd91ee40647766f8b3f5 100644 --- a/ck/19188511.txt +++ b/ck/19188511.txt @@ -11,3 +11,81 @@ Feed a chicken a bit of each --- 19188714 >>19188707 He said it's saffron milk cap and looking at the pics online they do look similar +--- 19188976 +>>19188511 (OP) +are you too poor to just buy proper button mushrooms? +--- 19189135 +I dry wild mushrooms and grind them into a powder for enhancing fungi sauces. +--- 19189218 +Wish me luck anons +--- 19189225 +I ate one of these while I was camping and it gave me absolutely comedic farts. Thankfully I was alone in my tent. I began waking up in the night and my stomach was bloated like a party balloon. Then I'd do these absurdly long hissing farts and feel my guts deflate. A short while later it would repeat. Doesn't make for a good sleep, but is pretty funny +--- 19189262 +>>19188511 (OP) +Lactarius deliciosus, or milky saffron, or "pine mushrooms". They are abundant in radiata pine forests all over Australia. They are safe to eat but nothing special. They're good if they are free, which they should always be. But city morons pay $30 for a handful of these at farmer's markets, and so they are often sold as some kinda gourmet thing. Nah they are just big regular mushroom tasting mushrooms. Fry or BBQ as normal and they're ehhh OK. +--- 19189293 +>>19189225 +what's it like dutch ovening yourself? +--- 19189890 +just learn to accept treasures +--- 19190101 +>>19189293 +>not sticking your ass out the tent +>not releasing a thunder clap +>not showing dominance to the local wild life +>not marking your territory with your scent +NGMI +--- 19190533 +>>19190101 +I was doing experiments of myself, 1v1 and 1v6,000,000 +--- 19190675 +Unless you got like Mario level of mushroom knowledge it's a certain trip to DEATH TOWN +--- 19190684 +theft is punishable by death. if you take the forest's bounty, prepare to pay its price +--- 19190711 +>>19188976 +>proper button mushrooms +the iceberg lettuce of the mushroom world +--- 19190717 +>>19190684 +is there an etiquette to foraging for mushrooms? I heard if you take one mushroom from every patch you find, and shred it up and sprinkle it around they will grow back? +--- 19190869 +>>19190711 +>2023 +>still hasn't discovered Parisian mushrooms +>aka cave-grown button mushrooms +>thinks he can continue to shitpost on cooking boards like he did for centuries +>and no one will find out +Tar's on the left. Feathers on the right. You know what to do. +--- 19191782 +>>19190717 +Are you fucking retarded or just uneducated? Mycelium can span a couple square kilometres (a football field for you dumb fucks), it doesn't give a fuck if you harvest a couple of its fruits. There's literally nothing you can do to harm it. +--- 19192592 +Just made some risotto with them. Mild but pretty good flavour. Thanks anons for reassuring me that they're edible. +--- 19192623 +>>19188511 (OP) +they don't look scary so they aren't poisonous. our brains are hard-wired to recognize stuff like that. +--- 19192636 +>>19190717 +The etiquette is don’t trespass, and don’t jerk them out of the ground like OP’s friend did. It’s best to cut them to ensure they’ll grow back later. +--- 19192645 +>>19192592 +yum +--- 19192647 +>>19192623 +Congratulations! You just died of liver failure. +--- 19192677 +>>19188511 (OP) +https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactarius_deliciosus +--- 19192700 +>>19192647 +aww so cute I want to eat it + +>>19192636 +> Extensive studies in both Europe and North America have shown that there is very little difference between plucking and cutting a mushroom, however it is believed that plucking signals to the organism sooner that a mushroom is gone so it can divert energy to fruiting more mushrooms. (...) many other contributing factors determine any given year's abundance, and the impact on future mushroom yields from cutting and plucking may be statistically insignificant. +--- 19192721 +>>19192700 +Eh, it’s a lively debate. Cutting does keep dirt from gettin all over them if nothing else. +--- 19192743 +>>19192677 +how deliciosus is it? diff --git a/ck/19188535.txt b/ck/19188535.txt index 227cc127d707f369c1984d445e5e7ed0c706c3a7..b65ec741bac18d033585f4bc1926308e0f883a97 100644 --- a/ck/19188535.txt +++ b/ck/19188535.txt @@ -10,3 +10,42 @@ x_x ^-^ --- 19188764 Way too sweet +--- 19189259 +>>19188535 (OP) +Sorry, but Fever Tree is the only good ginger beer that's widely available + +There are really good regional brands, but they're only at specialty shops +--- 19189283 +>>19188535 (OP) +I don't think I could handle the ginger +--- 19189794 +this is the best +--- 19189797 +For me, it's Q +--- 19191303 +>>19188543 +Haha that would be so nasty I really hope you don't record that and post that here I would be sooo mad if you did that haha *gulps* +--- 19192145 +>>19189259 +fever tree is great i love shaking the bottle just to fuck with the sediment +--- 19192156 +step aside, plebs +--- 19192179 +I make a homemade strong ginger syrup that blows all this storebought shit out of the water. +>get like a pound of fresh ginger root +>rinse thoroughly in cool water +>roughly chop it in a blender or food processor +>simmer in a 2:1 ratio of brown sugar:water for about 20 minutes +>strain through a fine mesh cloth and let cool +WA LA~ you've now got some really fresh, strong, ginger syrup that you can dilute with some seltzer to make ginger beer and use in cocktails or drink straight +--- 19192583 +I win. +--- 19192612 +>>19188535 (OP) +Goyjuice +>>19189794 +Goyjuice +>>19192156 +Goyjuice +>>19192583 +Goyjuice diff --git a/ck/19188694.txt b/ck/19188694.txt index 0dbf7679bbf4506d7196033c210ddcceff02933b..b05eddca3e53b526a79814388ea1de99ec0d658c 100644 --- a/ck/19188694.txt +++ b/ck/19188694.txt @@ -7,3 +7,73 @@ multiculturalism produces good things sometimes, I just ate some mexican japanes --- 19188819 >>19188694 (OP) Sup rabbi +--- 19188954 +>>19188819 +Kill yourself schizo, a lot of places were colonized in order to consume their food, eat your tasteless shit. +--- 19188971 +>>19188694 (OP) +Chinese food made in too superior American chinese food. Italian pizza made into superior american pizza. German sausages made into superior american hot dogs. Mexian food made into superior tex mex. Mexican chili con carne made into superior American chili with beans. Japanes sushi made into superior california rolls. Canadian poutine made into superior American disco fries. German schnitzle made into superior american chicken fried steak. +--- 19189010 +My favorite culturally appropriated foods are as follows: +Corn +Peanut Butter +Hamburger +Pizza +Beer +Vodka +Whiskey +Wine +Coffee +Eggs +Bacon +Wheat +Oats +Sugar +Pork +Chicken +Beef +Soy sauce +Wakandan fried chicken +Distilled water +Fish and chips +Bread +Butter +Canned food +Pasteurized milk +Popcorn +High fructose corn syrup +Fish +--- 19189042 +>>19188694 (OP) +I do love a good fucking pack of Japanese Peanuts. +--- 19190403 +>>19188694 (OP) +I really like the spicy ones +--- 19190980 +>>19188694 (OP) +These are great prepared in Mexican junk food shops, with cucumber, Clamato, chamoy, lime, tajin, rielitos, und hot sauce. +--- 19190988 +>>19188694 (OP) +American pizza takes the cake +--- 19190992 +>>19190988 +this and american chinese food +--- 19190997 +>>19190980 +i saw an Egyptian chickpea drink on tv it looked so good +--- 19191239 +>>19190980 +Son una porqueria. +--- 19191461 +>>19190992 +this and italian american slop like a chicken parm submarine sandwich +--- 19191560 +i wish some south east asian cuisine would be more westernized. only thai seems to be the one that is conscious of catering to people outside of thailand. +filipino is already bastardized but there isn't really anything that they have that is like orange chicken. something that is good as a take out. jollybee doesn't count. and stop pushing that lame noodle thing. +viet nam only has banh mi. their fresh spring rolls are weird. pho is popular but it still feels like something cooked by a village auntie. +indonesia has satai but thailand did them dirty. +i want the kind of south east asian restaurant that if you walk in, it will be mostly the everyday people of that area, not old south east asian people who are feeling nostalgic. i want something that is just as good after three days in the refrigerator like pizza. +--- 19191802 +>>19190997 +>Egyptian chickpea drink +Interested diff --git a/ck/19188898.txt b/ck/19188898.txt index 4f6278fa46fd7b9709fc29db1c1dc2e83c1f1892..4af69afeeb0f7128418753721f7b12a2899829e2 100644 --- a/ck/19188898.txt +++ b/ck/19188898.txt @@ -10,3 +10,36 @@ Biscotti di Prato or, like, any bikkie? Because that just means biscuit in Itali --- 19188925 >>19188914 >Biscotti di Prato or, like, any bikkie? Because that just means biscuit in Italian. Chocolate chip cookies are called biscotti a gocce di cioccolato in Italian. +--- 19188959 +>>19188925 +C'est ne pas une bikkie. +--- 19188962 +>>19188925 +that hairstylist pulled off a miracle +--- 19188969 +>>19188925 +>>19188914 +Biscotti, an Italian cookie originating from the city of Prato in Tuscany, is a culinary masterpiece that epitomizes the very essence of Italian cuisine. Its name, which means "twice-cooked" in Italian, refers to the baking process that gives the cookie its distinctive crunchy texture and long shelf life. + +Biscotti is not just a cookie, it's a work of art. The process of making biscotti requires precision, patience, and a deep understanding of the ingredients. The perfect biscotti should be crunchy, yet not too hard, and have a delicate balance of sweetness and bitterness. +--- 19189098 +>>19188898 (OP) +This shit sucks major dong, it's like biting into a crumbly brick +--- 19189331 +>>19188969 +Can we have one fucking thread without this ChatGPT faggotry. I'm borderline schizo and already thought half of your were bots without this shit taking over. + +Also I like-a the biscotti with a coffee and a cig +--- 19189359 +>>19188969 +Chatgpt +--- 19189417 +>>19188962 +Before I learned more about balding from browsing /fit/ I don't think I'd recognize that as a comb over. +--- 19191433 +>>19188959 +pardon, je ne parle spanish +--- 19191440 +>>19188898 (OP) +I think the biggest biscotti lover of all time has to be Simply Sara's husband. +There is a video where he makes it from scratch because he loves his wife so much diff --git a/ck/19188900.txt b/ck/19188900.txt index 5b8583647beb38407ce55b407b12381b643bcc93..267b68220fb497e0c1e3ece566459c593984b9df 100644 --- a/ck/19188900.txt +++ b/ck/19188900.txt @@ -1,3 +1,51 @@ ----- --- 19188900 If you eat chicken often, it means that you consume dragon meat, because birds are a subgroup of dinosaurs. +--- 19189137 +what if I only eat chicken occasionally +--- 19189166 +>brontosaurus burgers are actually chicken burgers +Based. +--- 19189821 +>>19188900 (OP) +Birds are not dinosaurs. +https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t-rex-skin-was-not-covered-feathers-study-says-180963603/ +--- 19189956 +>>19188900 (OP) +epic science post +--- 19190008 +>>19188900 (OP) +--- 19190013 +>>19189821 +Hey dumbass what about all the feathered dinosaurs? You losers that only care about how cool you think dinosaurs look are some of the most autistic fuckers I've ever met online. No one cares about what you think. No one sees you as an authority figure. Go back to /an/. +--- 19190015 +>>19189821 +next you're gonna tell us the earth is round...right? +--- 19190080 +>>19189821 +Right, and squares aren't rectangles either, smart guy? +--- 19190305 +Ok +--- 19190334 +The only dragon I eat is in dildo form and I consume it anally not orally. +--- 19190359 +>>19190013 +--- 19190364 +>>19188900 (OP) +If you eat meat, you're actually vegan because all animals are a subgroup of plants. +--- 19190609 +>>19188900 (OP) +--- 19191519 +>>19190013 +>>19190015 +>>19190080 +you're all butthurt faggots because you know I'm correct. Dinosaurs are not birds, the very notion is asinine. +--- 19191534 +ITT too many idiots want to be great red dragons because of watching too much hannibal and are insistant on chickens being T-rexes. +You are all morons. Stop posting. +--- 19191698 +>>19191534 +Someone's parents could only afford store brand circle nuggets +--- 19191812 +>>19188900 (OP) +You could say that is pretty dinomyte diff --git a/ck/19189161.txt b/ck/19189161.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..df41795ecb55a93ca6863c0f67cb137c62a6e4cc --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189161.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +----- +--- 19189161 +>cook sirloin steak quickly +>meat is tender but steak is full of stringy tendons +>cook sirloin steak low and slow +>meat is dry as fuck + +What am I doing wrong? +--- 19189162 +cook it medium :3 +--- 19189177 +Eat it raw. More advice over at /r/keto! +--- 19189178 +>>19189161 (OP) +Braise it. +--- 19189192 +I cut it into strips and sprinkle baking soda on it for awhile to tenderize it, then after 30mins or so I rinse it off and stir fry it. Don't need to cook it long either, like a minute on high heat. +--- 19189199 +Add baking soda to it. It makes it brown quicker and makes it more tender. Handle it harshly, throw it against the cutting board and twist it in your hands. +--- 19189691 +Make a schnitzel. +--- 19190127 +>>19189161 (OP) +>What am I doing wrong? +cooking sirloin +--- 19190162 +>>19189161 (OP) +what am I doing wrong? +existing +--- 19190361 +>>19189161 (OP) +>>full of stringy tendons +those are tapeworms +--- 19190366 +>>19189161 (OP) +>>19190127 +Sirloin is meant to be cut up. +Try strips, ribeye, filets +--- 19190402 +>>19189161 (OP) +You trying to eat this as steak? Do an acidic marinade first, then reverse sear. Otherwise braise the fucker +--- 19190560 +>>19189161 (OP) +Reverse sear if it's thick enough. Sear then finish in the oven at a low temp like 225 or 250F. I coat mine with butter, salt and powdered rosemary +--- 19190566 +>>19189161 (OP) +What? You didn't soak your steak in vinegar first? How fucking new are you to cooking? +--- 19190567 +>>19190366 +--- 19191201 +>>19190560 +>Reverse sear ... +>Sear then finish in the oven... +the "cooks" of /ck/ +--- 19191347 +>>19189161 (OP) +Cut out the fat and let it fry longer. diff --git a/ck/19189260.txt b/ck/19189260.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0a8ff1277ab94d19260667eef031cecff4f51a0f --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189260.txt @@ -0,0 +1,114 @@ +----- +--- 19189260 +i ate 30+ ritz +am i going to die +--- 19189265 +>>19189260 (OP) +God I hope so. +--- 19189267 +>>19189260 (OP) +why did you make such a mess +--- 19189270 +>>19189260 (OP) +Why would Ritz crackers kill you? +--- 19189271 +>>19189260 (OP) +Who are you calling? Oh, and if you are still alive please live stream your situation. We need scientific documentation about your condition. +--- 19189277 +YOU FOOL +YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL +--- 19189288 +>>19189270 +i ate another one +60+ ritz +>>19189267 +i cleaned up +--- 19189297 +>>19189260 (OP) +Who's on the phone? +--- 19189302 +>>19189288 +DUUUUDDEEE +--- 19189306 +>>19189288 +Two of us have already asked, but you are hiding the identity of who you are calling. Are you speaking with God right now? Is He telling you to consume more Ritz? Why are you doing this if it isn't for Him? +--- 19189311 +>>19189265 +--- 19189368 +>>19189260 (OP) +when I was younger I'd knock back an entire sleeve of veggie ritz in one day without even realizing it +haven't touched the fucking things in years though +--- 19189383 +>>19189288 +clean your FUCKING keyboard you disgusting swine +--- 19189396 +>>19189288 +DO NOT smoke the Ritz crumbs (cigaritz), it has major consequences. +--- 19189415 +thats a lot of ritz. you might live though. +--- 19189493 +>>19189396 +I have two left +>>19189415 +seriously though? I had 20+ more +100 ritz +>>19189368 +these are non veggie +>>19189306 +do not speak of God that way + +im gona drink water or juice +--- 19189495 +>>19189383 +i dont have a dad +--- 19189497 +>>19189260 (OP) +only 30? +--- 19189499 +>>19189497 +im at 100 now >>19189493 +drank coffee so im repyling here fuck +--- 19191330 +are you a trans girl +--- 19191510 +>>19191330 +nu +--- 19191537 +>>19189260 (OP) +>i ate 30+ ritz +>am i going to die +Are you a Black Person of Color of Wakandan Descent? +If yes, then it is okay for you to be mentally retarded and/or challenged. We literally expect nothing more from you. +--- 19191646 +>>19191537 +based +--- 19191701 +they give me heartburn, anybody else? also youre gonna get fat as fuck, those things have tons of calories +--- 19191715 +>>19189260 (OP) +YWNBARW +--- 19191753 +>>19189288 +Are you really smoking out of a single hitter cig pipe? The fuck is your financial situation +--- 19191763 +>>19191753 +he's got a ritzy lifestyle +--- 19191770 +>>19189260 (OP) +godspeed +--- 19191795 +>>19191753 +Do people still smoke weed instead of vaping THC? +--- 19192144 +calling freddy fazebear at this hour? +--- 19192696 +>>19189288 +Who the fucks on the phone I want to speak with them +--- 19192710 +Did you know they named the famous hotel after the cracker, because it’s just that good? +--- 19192727 +>>19192710 +proofs? +--- 19192735 +>>19192727 +Sssshhhhhhh. diff --git a/ck/19189304.txt b/ck/19189304.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..06326c05c01ebca32b19a892d5718a260bdb6528 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189304.txt @@ -0,0 +1,96 @@ +----- +--- 19189304 +If you don't eat shellfish, you a shellbitch! +--- 19189436 +love it +--- 19189776 +>>19189304 (OP) +Cool it with the antisemitism, please. +--- 19189779 +look at all those different shrimps +--- 19189878 +i fucking love crawfish and i recently upgraded my fishing license so i can set traps + +we have a huge invasive problem with the signal crayfish +--- 19189882 +>>19189878 +crawfish are delicious +--- 19189884 +eat it all +--- 19189887 +All of it drain the seas +--- 19189891 +>>19189304 (OP) +How aren't those just sea bugs? + +They look like bugs to me, at least the prawns. +--- 19189893 +>>19189304 (OP) +>Eat the seabug goy + +No +--- 19189895 +>>19189882 +yea and i have a local creek that is chuck full of them, looking forward to infinite free crawfish + +my traps should also work for smaller crabs at them docks, and thats just a 20 minute bike ride away! so fuckiing excited! +--- 19189896 +member these? +--- 19189897 +>>19189891 +hurr durr bugs +fuck off +--- 19189899 +>>19189304 (OP) +skrimps +--- 19189901 +>>19189895 +Nice man have a fun summer and don't forget your neighbors and friends! +--- 19189904 +>>19189897 +Bro eat the bugs if you want, relax bugboy. +--- 19189908 +>>19189901 +yea i cant release them because they are invasive, so i have to take them home and kill them, technically its illegal to give them away or sell them, but fuck that + +i can take the two on the right, but the left ones is the native and i dont want to takej them +--- 19189911 +>>19189908 +--- 19189915 +>>19189908 +Interesting never knew any of that +You can however have a big ass crawfish boil and invite friends and family though right? +--- 19189930 +>>19189915 +yea sure easy, ive never had the "American" style crawfish boil, like, with the corn, potatoes and sausage, only the Swedish kind, so i am definitely gonna try that +--- 19189935 +>>19189930 +never had those before. do they boil them alive? with other ingredients as well (potato, corn, etc)? what about the crawfish's innard and poop? +--- 19189937 +>>19189935 +yea i think they do, ive never cared about it, i suck the juice from the head, sometimes i devain them but ussually i dont bother +--- 19189972 +>>19189930 +Nice nothing better than that +have fun +--- 19190087 +GIMME +--- 19190106 +>>19189930 +I've never had crawfish at all, what do they taste like? +--- 19190144 +>>19189935 +you purge them in saltwater so they shit themselves and then clear water for about twelve hours before you boil them alive. btн though most of us just eat em with the shit in em. and the heads are the best part +--- 19190260 +>>19189304 (OP) +Grouping Molluscs with Crustaceans is some retarded shit +--- 19190347 +>>19190144 +the salt is not necessary at all, it does nothing, just switch out the water a couple time for like, half a day +--- 19190757 +>>19190106 +kind of a mix langoustine, crab and lobster +--- 19191284 +>>19189893 +>>19189891 +t. shellbitches diff --git a/ck/19189310.txt b/ck/19189310.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7e225b6f59f68f5557f2ec880fd691d43e6c8aef --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189310.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 19189310 +What does /ck/ usually do with his roe? +--- 19189314 +>>19189310 (OP) +cram it +--- 19189487 +>>19189310 (OP) +--- 19189494 +>>19189310 (OP) +Mentaiko +--- 19189505 +>>19189310 (OP) +Refer to chapter 9 +--- 19189828 +>>19189310 (OP) +Nothing. It's not my roe so why would I do anything with it? +--- 19189867 +>>19189310 (OP) +Smoke it, make taramasalata +--- 19189883 +wipe it off with the corner of the bedsheet +--- 19190489 +>>19189310 (OP) +Eat it raw. +--- 19190491 +That's a carrot +--- 19191858 +>>19189310 (OP) +>his roe +i don't buy transgender fish. if it has roe it's not a he. dilate and seethe. +--- 19191863 +>>19191858 +Based milt admirer. diff --git a/ck/19189336.txt b/ck/19189336.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d8cfa9486bbbe344a3fa7684100077ffb597dc4d --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189336.txt @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +----- +--- 19189336 +If fiber rich foods' benefits are lies propagated by big cereal, why eat plants? +--- 19189344 +what fresh schizoid bullshit is this now? +--- 19189348 +>>19189344 +um, it's called kito sweety..? +--- 19189357 +>>19189344 +Apparently, the seed oil schizos have now come for all plants. Or OP is trolling. it's impossible to know with alternative science nutrition weirdos. +--- 19189532 +>>19189336 (OP) +They provide complementary nutrients to animal foods +--- 19189765 +>>19189336 (OP) +flavor, especially aromatics +low calorie filler +texture +plating +potassium +magnesium +copper +--- 19189800 +If bug burgers are bad why does Willy Coyote want to eat Bugs Bunny? Checkmate carnists. +--- 19189861 +>>19189336 (OP) +plant go cronch, grug like cronch, make grug belly full until grug catch more boar +--- 19189866 +>>19189336 (OP) +You supplement vitamins and minerals which you'd otherwise get from blood, brain, eyes, heart, thyroid, bone marrow etc. +But of course too much fiber will kill you. +--- 19189868 +I like cereal +--- 19189872 +>>19189348 +Hello kitty? what? +--- 19190096 +>>19189336 (OP) +Having a varied diet is important to get a complete micronutrient and amino acid profile. +--- 19191119 +>>19189344 +It's one autistic cultist, pic rel diff --git a/ck/19189340.txt b/ck/19189340.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e6438e9c3869baadf8dbfecae6182ebc2032e8e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189340.txt @@ -0,0 +1,91 @@ +----- +--- 19189340 +Best soda. +--- 19190250 +baking +--- 19190252 +>>19190245 +reddit meme +--- 19190278 +>>19189340 (OP) +Wrong. +--- 19190291 +umm... I'll have what SHE'S having! +--- 19190735 +>>19189340 (OP) +For me it's a nice cool refreshing cock. +Jokes aside it's genuinely my favorite soda. +--- 19190738 +>>19190735 +I gulp this down on the regular. Can't help myself, too addictive +--- 19190739 +caustic +--- 19190905 +>>19190735 +Your dad jerked off to pipi commercial +--- 19190920 +>>19189340 (OP) +Why is she drinking like that? +--- 19190961 +>>19190920 +She’s clearly doing the “can I have a sip, I won’t touch it with my lips?” thing that germophobes do. +--- 19190995 +>>19190961 +I wouldn't mind if our lips touched :3 +--- 19191207 +>>19189340 (OP) +canadians aren't the best at anything besides maple syrup and fucking dogs. +--- 19191675 +>>19189340 (OP) +Why is she waterfalling it? Did her black fren hand it to her? +--- 19191694 +>>19189340 (OP) +wave soda niggers +--- 19191695 +>>19191675 +--- 19191755 +>>19189340 (OP) +Fentimans Curiosity Cola, Ginger Beer +Club-Mate Original +Fritz Cola Kaffein-Karamel +--- 19191760 +Does anyone else have a boner right now +--- 19191916 +>>19191695 +I'm sorry. +--- 19192018 +my top favorite drinks are ruby red squirt, faygo rock n rye, and sometimes a nice mtn dew crazy flavor like the blue or orange if I’m feeling a little dangerous +--- 19192022 +>>19191916 +I forgive you +--- 19192050 +>>19192022 +It wasn't intentionally racist, honestly. I just had black frens as a kid and they were all waterfall types. Scared of germs. W.e. + +Did anyone else get a boner the first time a girl sipped from the same bottle/glass as them? Kissing by proxy. +--- 19192068 +>>19190291 +She's having a heart attack +--- 19192358 +>>19191760 +no my antidepressants are kicking in +--- 19192373 +>>19192358 +fuck off white trash +--- 19192382 +>>19192373 +Love you, too, brother +--- 19192386 +>>19192373 +that doesn’t even make sense anon +--- 19192389 +>>19192382 +Hate you, too, faggot piece of shit +--- 19192428 +>>19189340 (OP) +Clearly Canadian was the fucking shit when I was a kid. Tastes like dog water now. +--- 19192545 +>>19192068 +well maybe I should reconsid -- ACK! +--- 19192574 +>>19192389 diff --git a/ck/19189467.txt b/ck/19189467.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..edb53d09cec4eea56dda6b33763048741c42285e --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189467.txt @@ -0,0 +1,209 @@ +----- +--- 19189467 +Age: 34 +favourite food: Roasted pork. +Number of women you've slept with: 0. To this day no woman has ever shown me the slightest bit of warmth or friendliness. Women treat garbage with more care and respect than me. Just once I would like to hold hands, hugs or hold a conversation with a woman where they weren't immediately repulsed by me. Why must I go through this life alone and unloved? I'm a 34 year old kissless, handholdless, eye contactless, conversationless virgin. +--- 19189480 +Survey threads and the "people" that post them are awful and worthless. +--- 19189490 +>>19189467 (OP) +>Number of women you've slept with: +If we didn't have sex does it count? +--- 19189500 +>22 +>popcorn +>1 +--- 19189509 +>>19189467 (OP) +What bands do you like most? +--- 19189647 +36 +Brisket +17 +--- 19189694 +datamining thread do not reply +--- 19189705 +>>19189467 (OP) +age: 41 +food: spaghetti +sexed: 17 +--- 19189710 +>>19189694 +Nah in the datamining ones they'll ask for your home country/state. The ones that ask for body count are just "make up a number to brag about to strangers on the internet" threads. +--- 19189714 +>>19189467 (OP) +Age 26 +lobster +what you keep count? so like all time or this last weekend? +--- 19189716 +>34 +>soft shell crabs +>6 (been with same girl who is now my wife for the last 14 years) +--- 19189723 +>>19189467 (OP) +34 +steak +1 gf, handful of tinder fatties, a dozen paid. the tinder and whores were out of desperation in my mid 20's because I haven't had a friend since about 23. I'm done with all that and can't really afford it anyways so it's the life of a wizard from now on. +--- 19189735 +84 +Your grandmas pussy +43 this week +--- 19189744 +>>19189735 +How did you find 4chan gramp +--- 19189774 +>>19189467 (OP) +Age: 19 +Favorite food: home cooked spaghetti carbonara +Number of women I've slept with: 0 +--- 19189785 +>>19189467 (OP) +You're based and I laughed my ass off seeing your thread +--- 19189788 +Girls laugh at me behind my back, they say that I'm not tall enough with their eyes; I hate women, I FUCKING hate women why am I tortured by being an incel? I am so lonely and just want a girl to give me hugs but life is so cold and I cry myself to sleep every night. + +Favourite food: Spaghetti bolognese +--- 19189796 +>>19189467 (OP) +25 +baked ziti +one, two if you count a tranny, and like 8 or 9 guys i dunno +--- 19189807 +>>19189467 (OP) +OP did you make that pork knuckle yourself? +--- 19189808 +>>19189467 (OP) +13 +Hot hheetos +Just your mum +--- 19189847 +>>19189467 (OP) +seems like a stealth /r9k/ thread lol + +age: wouldn't you like to know +favorite food: cactus apple surprise +number of women you've slept with: 1-900-HOESMAD +--- 19189871 +>>19189467 (OP) +29 +Risotto +1 (my long time gf) +--- 19189879 +>>19189788 +How tall? +--- 19189888 +>>19189871 +Based. Might make it. +--- 19190110 +>>19189879 +5’10. +--- 19190117 +>>19189647 +>>19189705 +>17 +whore +--- 19190124 +>>19189467 (OP) +39 +tacos +definitely over 100 but not sure of the exact number +--- 19190155 +>>19190124 +slut +--- 19190169 +>>19189467 (OP) +Try eating beef, lifting weights, and changing your entire personality +--- 19190204 +29 +Foie gras +2 +--- 19190226 +>>19189467 (OP) +>33 +>burger and fries +>10, all but one were ONS, i've never been in a relationship that lasted over 2 months +--- 19190299 +>>19189467 (OP) +28 +blueberry pie +0 but i have a date tonight :) +--- 19190311 +>29 +>Clams +>6 +--- 19190322 +>>19189467 (OP) +Age: Boomer. +favourite food: thos Beans +--- 19190355 +>30 +>homemade borgir +>0 :( +--- 19190686 +>>19189467 (OP) +>26 +>Pizza +>1 +--- 19190689 +>>19189694 +Why not? +--- 19190740 +>>19189467 (OP) +I'm the biggest autist you can think off and even I had sex with a woman. I didn't even do it on purpose. I was led to do it by a woman. If I was not a man people would call this a rape. But since I have a dick there was implicit consent. And indeed I consented implicitly. +--- 19190759 +>>19190740 +whore +--- 19190797 +>>19189467 (OP) +>I'm a 34 year old kissless, handholdless, eye contactless, conversationless virgin +odd way to admit that you're a tranny. +--- 19190803 +>>19190797 +All trannies are incels but not all incels are trannies +--- 19190808 +>>19189467 (OP) +>women don't want to hold my hand +they aren't like your mother, you have to initiate contact and lead them. you get pussy once you stop being a pussy +--- 19190815 +>>19189467 (OP) +34 +Lamb curry +12 +I just fucked my gf and she went back to bed +--- 19190828 +34 +Nachos I guess +2.5 +--- 19190834 +>>19189467 (OP) +26 +shrimp etouffee +3 +--- 19190841 +>>19189467 (OP) +36 +Sushi +I dunno … anywhere from 12-20? +--- 19192186 +35 +Pie and mash +46 +--- 19192196 +>>19189467 (OP) +Age:52 +Favorite food:stir fry, soups, stews +Women: unsure. Was a DeadHead in the 90s. Things got interesting on occasion. Been married 19 years now. +--- 19192224 +>>19189467 (OP) +Eat apples and fuck pussy, anon +--- 19192245 +>>19190322 +These beans? +--- 19192289 +32 +Detroit pizza +8, but I'm still hung up on my ex-wife with a bodycount of 40+ +I want to be with her but I also want to stomp on her fucking skull until it caves in +--- 19192921 +>>19190828 +What's the .5? diff --git a/ck/19189486.txt b/ck/19189486.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..be07d651eb0bbd85ace68f8e2ea92543bcf3ba1a --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189486.txt @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +----- +--- 19189486 +Behold, the Whopper, the greatest fast food hamburger money can buy. +The ginger and the clown bow down and kiss the feet of the BK KING +--- 19189501 +>>19189486 (OP) +dave's single is superior imo +--- 19189520 +>>19189486 (OP) +don't you dare talk shit about my precious ginger burger-waifu. +ive seen the crown you lay upon your head, "king", and it's made of lies and deceit +--- 19189536 +TOTAL WHOPPER DEATH +--- 19189542 +>>19189486 (OP) +would you like an apple pie with that? +--- 19189669 +>>19189486 (OP) +local burger king is unsafe to eat at so I had a quarter pounder instead today +really wished it was a whopper the whole time +--- 19190656 +>>19189486 (OP) +>buy whopper on whopper wednesday +>pajeet wish fecal matter on hands make it +>get stomach aches and diarrhea the next day +every fucking time FUCK YOU PAJEET WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS +--- 19191013 +>>19189486 (OP) +Thirty years ago the workers did a better job evenly spreading the ingredients. they seem kinda lumpy these days. I still like them, I just rearrange then bit. +--- 19191080 +I have a BK 5 minutes (by foot) from my flat and i never went there +--- 19191641 +>>19189486 (OP) +>no cheese by default +someone ACTUALLY thought this was a good idea +--- 19191686 +>>19191641 +>someone ACTUALLY thought this was a good idea +Why would anyone want cheese on their beef? +That's like putting an egg on a chicken. +--- 19191710 +>>19191686 +Shut up Jew +--- 19192692 +>>19191080 +Why not go get one then faggot? +--- 19192703 +Their lettuce tastes like disinfectant. + +Burger King is the worst fast food restaurant. +--- 19192709 +>>19189669 +>unsafe +Why? +--- 19192724 +>>19189486 (OP) +BK is ok when it's well run, the local one sucks though +>go to the drive thru for breakfast +>order plain sausage biscuit, no egg or cheese +>receive extra of both +or +>go inside for supper +>order the $6 value meal with a bacon cheeseburger +>takes 20 god damn minutes and they gave me regular chicken fries instead of spicy +Meanwhile both local McDonalds are always fast and neither has got anything wrong. diff --git a/ck/19189555.txt b/ck/19189555.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a1c0310bed9c9def12f0e3508c3c952b59aedf46 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189555.txt @@ -0,0 +1,82 @@ +----- +--- 19189555 +Why do South Korean food stalls get forced so hard on here? +--- 19189566 +>>19189555 (OP) +they're always weird omelette sandwiches and shit too +--- 19189652 +They're popular like Jap stuff was a couple of decades ago, but Japan is old hat now and the kids want something newer that their parents didn't dig. +--- 19189678 +>>19189566 +it's food for college kids who like kpop/kdrama +--- 19189736 +It's fucked up because korean dogs are becoming a trend here too now and they're fucking shit compared to just a regular ass corn dog. +--- 19189812 +>>19189736 +Agree with this. Tried one a few months ago and was underwhelmed. +--- 19189992 +>>19189555 (OP) +>>19189566 +>yumyumfoodtravel +im fucking sick of seeing these i watched one video months ago and i still get street food bullshit from korea +--- 19190007 +>>19189555 (OP) +You'd be surprised how far shitty, terrible pop music will go to improve the reputation of a country, maybe Indians should take a few hints from worst Korea. +--- 19190012 +you can block channels +--- 19190022 +>>19189555 (OP) +i dont know but it is annoying to see so much bastardization of american cuisine going on there +--- 19190055 +>>19189736 +>>19189812 +you should get one if youre ever in korea. its a whole nother level. but if youre in korea theres a hundred tastier things to eat +--- 19190076 +>>19190055 +>whole nother level +Why do people say shit like this when they discover average shit food from another country? Nothing from South Korea is on a "whole nother level," some of it is really good (and expensive) but nothing is mind-blowingly amazing. Corn dogs in SK especially taste like shit, so the only "nother level" they'd be is whatever level shit is. +--- 19190154 +I like Korean street food and its traditional food culture. I hate the trendy food they try to produce. Give me some rice cakes on a stick, a tray of kimbap, and some hangover soup, not stupid shit like cheesy corndogs or the glorified Starbucks egg bites. +--- 19190160 +>>19190154 +I don't hate Korea, but Westernization has ruined the once proud nation. Hell, I like K-pop, their dramas, and reading their Manhwa. +--- 19190193 +>>19190160 +a misunderstanding is that the West "ruined" South Korea. The truth is that while there are thousands of years of history and all kinds of court culture through the Three Kingdoms, Goryeo, and Joseon eras, the fact remains that in the decades leading up to WWII and after the civil war, most people were dirt poor and there were so many food shortages that a lot of traditions fell completely out of fashion. When the South started rebuilding, they received a lot of food aid from the US, which meant truckloads of sugar, flour, and processed meats. That's why tteokbeokki emerged as this sickly sweet ketchupy soup filled with flour starch noodles instead of the traditional court version which is made with stir-fried beef, high quality soy sauce, and rice cakes. + +One thing I can say is that they're catching up and rebuilding their food culture very quickly. Hanwoo has come back in fashion along with tons of seafood, and I swear there's three new brands of neo-traditional liquor pushing those green bottles of gasoline off the market every week. +--- 19190199 +>>19189555 (OP) +it's your algorithm bro, never seen a video about one of these in my whole entire life +--- 19190217 +>>19190199 +It's not. I do not watch Korean shit or food tube. If engineering somehow relates to street food and lofi, I understand, but it does not. +--- 19190223 +>>19189566 +Yeah i get plenty of those video on my homepage. It's so weird because all the comments are like 'how it looks soo good' and it's just a toast slice of bread with egg and ham and some cabbage +--- 19190259 +>>19189555 (OP) +It seems pretty demoralizing, honestly. Most average Americans, particularly in this economy, can’t scratch together enough money to open something as humble as a food truck but Youtube is crawling with recommended videos of old men in Japan running their little noodle shack with lines around the block or South Koreans out on the street piling fried eggs and cabbage on toast and people throwing money at them for it. +--- 19190269 +Food is propaganda +https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culinary_diplomacy +--- 19190286 +>>19190259 +>implying Korean food stands are any more prevalent than hipster food trucks in the US +--- 19190288 +I'll sometimes put those videos of Japanese restaurants getting set up for the day on as background noise. +--- 19190307 +>>19189555 (OP) +US Military Propaganda. Most of the US armed forces are stationed in S. Korea and they all know we're going to war with China soon. If S. Korea is a cool country, you can put your existence as cannon fodder out of your mind. +--- 19190314 +>>19190160 +half of those aren't even korean, wtf +--- 19190624 +>>19189652 +This. ZOG convinced everyone that kpop and kdramas were cool a few years ago and the algorithm is self sustaining. +--- 19192244 +>>19190624 +I come from an East Asian household, so I understand why my family and I like it. However, whitoids being more obsessed with it, is quite telling. +--- 19192246 +>>19190288 +link the best you got diff --git a/ck/19189629.txt b/ck/19189629.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1f407a29eedd8ae605a9e0996e7c184ceed87c1f --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189629.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 19189629 +i walked to 7/11 and bought bagoli bites, ama. i am inebriated + +bagoli bitre general +--- 19189645 +proud of you +--- 19189653 +>>19189629 (OP) +The cheese only ones are the way to go. +--- 19189656 +>>19189629 (OP) +Were you molested as a child? +--- 19189661 +Are these just nostalgia food? I can't imagine anyone liking them unless they grew up on them and associate them with their childhood. +I tried them for the first time in my 20s and they were fucking awful, one of the worst frozen food products I've ever eaten. +--- 19189671 +>>19189653 +i disagree anon, while the peps do not add flavor, they do add texture +--- 19190544 +>>19189671 +Did you add your own oregano? Fancy +--- 19190989 +>>19189671 +that oregano looks great. Personally, I started cutting thin slices of garlic onto my bagel bites a few months ago, and there's no going back now. It elevates an already top tier frozen food to the next level. Also if you're like men and it's the cheapest food near your dorm it's a cheap and easy way to make it taste way more "real". diff --git a/ck/19189660.txt b/ck/19189660.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..475694e268d7b3627beab7c67250b4843675de8f --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189660.txt @@ -0,0 +1,123 @@ +----- +--- 19189660 +does wild boar taste good? +--- 19189663 +>>19189660 (OP) +Pork +--- 19189665 +>>19189660 (OP) +Pork +--- 19189674 +>>19189660 (OP) +yes very good pork with a gamey porkier flavor +Fun to hunt they are smart and jittery and will attack you if they see you first +best to be in a tree stand +have your shotgun loaded and ready if you see them on the ground fuckers will run at you +--- 19189676 +>>19189660 (OP) +Yes, very. +--- 19189683 +>>19189660 (OP) +It tastes boaring. +--- 19189724 +>>19189660 (OP) +Leave those poor fat fucks alone they're just trying to raise their families. +--- 19189733 +>>19189660 (OP) +you can magically turn a pig into a boar by putting it in the woods for long enough +--- 19189752 +>>19189660 (OP) +Yeah but you better cook this shit right. +--- 19189756 +The older the pig the gamier it tastes. But yeah it tastes pretty good. Uncle of my boss is a hunter and he brings some stuff for the whole office now and then +--- 19189777 +Down south they are infested with them can shoot them anytime no season no tags just go out and shoot them piggies. got a freezer full of hog +like I said though they are wiley +--- 19189792 +>>19189777 +are boar pork chops good? i heard they're terrible +--- 19189804 +>>19189792 +Yeah you don't really process boar the same way you do domesticated pig ie bacon pork chops ect more of flanks and shoulder cuts and back straps thick cuts of pork and fat no one takes it to the butcher and says give me some lean pork chops and bacon wasted money on these wild hogs +--- 19189815 +>>19189660 (OP) +Burgers like their meat with very little meat flavor. Hence why USDA double plus good rank is only for young animals. +But if you are not a burger normie and you don't mind pork that tastes like pork, you will enjoy it. +--- 19189838 +>>19189724 +They're invasive in most countries and they're usually cunts who trample on plant shoots on top of wrecking trees by ramming into them +--- 19189846 +>>19189660 (OP) +Pork children +--- 19189858 +>>19189815 +Burger what? fag +--- 19190111 +>>19189858 +his brain can only hold one thought, and that thought is always Americans +--- 19190208 +>>19189660 (OP) +It's like pork but tastier. I don't know what gamey means, but it's apparently really good. +--- 19190212 +>>19189660 (OP) +tastes good. anything over about 125lbs tastes like shit...my dad shot one that was about two fiddy...he dragged it off with the tractor. vultures wouldn't even touch it. +--- 19190229 +>>19190111 +24/7 seen many such cases we rock they suck cock +--- 19190255 +I dont like it, it tastes sweet to me. My friend says it tastes just like pork so there is that. +--- 19190256 +they're alright. many of them are full of parasites though so eat at your own risk +--- 19190264 +Nah, they are still good at 250lbs, little more gamey but you got to know how to clean them and butcher and cook them +now tree fiddy different story +--- 19190266 +>>19189660 (OP) +If you like worms. +--- 19190268 +>>19190266 +you don't eat it raw fag +--- 19190271 +>>19190268 +Cook it all you want that protein is still in there. Gross. +--- 19190275 +>>19190271 +you stick cock in your mouth +dismissed +--- 19190610 +>>19189660 (OP) +Tastes like gamey strong pork. Old male boars are inedible imo. Best use is boar bratwurst. +>>19190255 +>it tastes sweet to me +Sounds like haut goût. +--- 19190622 +>>19190275 +Better than 20 black cocks in my butthole filling my boipuccy with BBC supermarket. Fag +--- 19190625 +>>19189660 (OP) +Aewww so cute +--- 19190650 +>>19190266 +Those nasty things must be loaded with parasites. +--- 19190659 +>>19190622 +didn't even make sense just the fact that you wanted to out gay yourself +--- 19190668 +funny fags are all about parasites but the parasites they really have to worry about are the ones they get from taking it in the ass +--- 19190970 +>>19190266 +>>19190256 +If you live in a first world country you can easily have the meat inspected in testing facilities. We even have it packaged in supermarkets nowadays +--- 19191118 +>>19189660 (OP) +>boar +posts sow +--- 19192281 +>>19189674 +Like ogres +Lots of vids of them getting wasted in mass on youtube. +--- 19192291 +>>19189660 (OP) +Yes + +Pork diff --git a/ck/19189706.txt b/ck/19189706.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..94ae10466421caabf1fceca8287c3e200e6ba946 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189706.txt @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +----- +--- 19189706 +reply tips for cooking sausages, or what you do so i can experiment further, or just berate me on what you'd do instead +--- 19189728 +>>19189706 (OP) +Looks good nice and plump and juicy like if I cut them they would squirt +Love sausage +--- 19189738 +>>19189728 +interesting, i should try baking sausages with other ingredients instead of a mere pan-fry, im thankful for your insight. +--- 19189745 +>>19189728 +>>19189728 +sorry meant to add that I cook this in a pan with onions and peppers then throw in a pot of homemade pasta sauce and make spaghetti and save some for sausage pepper and onion hoagies +--- 19189749 +>>19189706 (OP) +I have an electric grill in my kitchen and that's best thing there. Just throw some on it, slam the lid and wa la. +--- 19190232 +>>19189728 +>>19189738 +For me? I throw cut veggies in the pan, then whole herb stalks on top. I then top with sausage, then drizzle evoo and broil in 15 min intervals until done +--- 19190238 +the heat from my colon cooks the sausage +--- 19190248 +don't cut them or prick them with a fork during cooking, the skins are there to keep the fatty goodness in the sausage +--- 19191076 +>>19190248 +I've always cut them to prevent them from rupturing/exploding while frying them. Was that the wrong thing to do? +--- 19191114 +>>19191076 +No +--- 19191136 +>>19191076 +Piercing/cutting the casing can dry out the sausage as the fat drains from it, that's OK if you want them dry or have cheaper sausages (which tend to be fattier). +Good sausages are mixed with a fat ratio that's intended to be cooked with the casing intact for full flavour and juiciness. Cooking sausages at a lower temp might prevent them from rupturing but once again, good quality sausages shouldn't burst as easily as cheaper plain sausage. + +Try it out for yourself; cook two sausages, one cut open and one intact and see (taste) the difference in the end result. It can be a matter of preference. +--- 19191176 +>>19189706 (OP) +I saw a few people say you shod slowly simmer the sausage then sear it. Dont listen to these people. +--- 19191190 +>>19189706 (OP) +Put in frying pan at 400. +Roll over. +Cover and lower temp to 350. +Wait about half hour depending on size. +Place buns over top. +Turn off heat. +Leave for 5 minutes. +Apply mustard. +--- 19191205 +>>19191076 +>Was that the wrong thing to do? +Yes. The oil will splatter everywhere anyways so you just dried out your sausages. +--- 19191337 +Get a strip of black forest ham and wrap it around in those grooves diff --git a/ck/19189743.txt b/ck/19189743.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ed70c2105ae45f234d24f724c4a06fc9c13cbee8 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189743.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +----- +--- 19189743 +Guess what this is +--- 19189746 +>>19189743 (OP) +poopy +--- 19189755 +>>19189743 (OP) +Smashed caviar? +--- 19189758 +>>19189755 +No, care for another try? +--- 19189760 +>>19189743 (OP) +Looks like some sex reference I can't think of right now but I'm high on lots of drugs and alcohol right now so that's funny too. +--- 19189767 +Olive tapenade? +--- 19189770 +>>19189743 (OP) +Blackberry or mulberry jam? +--- 19189781 +>>19189743 (OP) +the colour says ube but the texture says cooked cheese... i don't think it is, but i will guess ube cheese +--- 19189782 +>>19189743 (OP) +aged jam leather +--- 19189795 +>>19189781 +It is indeed cheese, but not ube +--- 19189822 +>>19189795 +Take a big bite out of it like a block of soap +--- 19189827 +>>19189795 +ohhh, cheese from a purple cow! +--- 19189835 +>>19189743 (OP) +Bread +--- 19190446 +>>19189743 (OP) +nice plate +--- 19190478 +>>19190446 +thanks +--- 19190483 +>>19190478 +i was being sarcastic +--- 19190509 +>>19190483 +thats fine +--- 19190586 +>>19189743 (OP) +AAHHHHH HECKIN MY TRYPOPHOBIA BRUH AHHHH DELET THIS +--- 19190591 +>>19189743 (OP) +a blue waffle? +--- 19190651 +>>19190483 +whats wrong with the plate +--- 19190812 +>>19190651 +it isn't very bussing, i'm sure you'll admit +--- 19191051 +>>19189746 +came here to say this +--- 19192009 +>>19189743 (OP) +food +--- 19192019 +bitte bring mich nicht zum Weinen! +--- 19192127 +>>19189743 (OP) +the dinner +--- 19192384 +>>19189760 +What drugs big guy?! +--- 19192429 +>>19189795 +I tried a pesto and a tomato one a few months back. They taste way too mild. I thought frenchies only enjoyed extra strong cheeses, so I was disappointed. +--- 19192439 +>>19192384 +--- 19192446 +>>19189743 (OP) +Trypophobia! +--- 19192483 +>>19192384 +lol not gonna tell u, but we homosexuals like to party diff --git a/ck/19189799.txt b/ck/19189799.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc99bd160f12f5c1e618563ff72d8f2e75b840de --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189799.txt @@ -0,0 +1,200 @@ +----- +--- 19189799 +What would you do with a wheel of cheese? +--- 19189805 +>>19189799 (OP) +Look at this retard, doesn't know how to eat cheese. +--- 19189806 +>>19189805 +Your mum ate my dick cheese +--- 19189809 +>>19189799 (OP) +I'd use it like I normally do... have you never owned cheese before? What a dumb fucking question. +--- 19189810 +>>19189799 (OP) +i wouldnt gift it to some basic bitch thats for sure. +--- 19189814 +>>19189799 (OP) +You sound like a stupid idiot that does not deserve this gesture. +Lot's of people would love to have that and not giggle and laugh at it you pretentious bitch +--- 19189819 +Oh wait is that payment? for services? +Is she a cheese whore? +--- 19189824 +>>19189819 +>he isn't familiar with the traditional cheese dowry +--- 19189825 +Melt it down and soak my feet in it, of course. +--- 19189826 +well we better get things straight +1/4 wheel handie +1/2 wheel handie till completion general touching +full wheel all the way you got 30 mins +--- 19189830 +>>19189799 (OP) +People aren't worth saving +--- 19189836 +>>19189826 +I'll finish in 1.5 minutes and give her a slice +of american cheese +--- 19189839 +>>19189836 +Nah her dad or at least a couple of her brothers would be watching so.... +--- 19189840 +>>19189810 +>>19189814 +>>19189830 +Tbf that cheese looks subpar +--- 19189842 +>>19189840 +You look a gift horse in the mouth? +--- 19189848 +>>19189831 +fascinate her with a piece, make her obsessed with a wheel. cant argue with the logic. +--- 19189855 +>>19189814 +They could be giggling out of endearment or happiness, did you ever consider that? +--- 19189869 +>>19189855 +Simp whiteknight +--- 19189870 +eat one serving of pasta out of the middle +--- 19189880 +>>19189869 +How do you manage to keep on living with so much bitterness? How is your life even bearable? +--- 19189889 +>>19189880 +Simp whiteknight +--- 19189892 +>>19189880 +They usually end up killing themselves desu +--- 19189898 +>>19189892 +Yeah the simp whiteknights usually kill themselves from the eventual rejection. Have some backbone +--- 19189903 +>>19189855 +iirc the girls responded to video backlash stating that they weren't making fun of the guy, they were just flabbergasted by getting a big wheel of cheese, and she was going to keep seeing the cheese farmer guy +--- 19189905 +>>19189903 +Ofcourse they would say that after the backlash they got. You whiteknights will fall from anything that women do lmao +--- 19189916 +Always spring the cheesetest on these hoes before you waste your time and money. +--- 19189919 +In some countries, acceptance of a courtship cheese wheel is the same getting legally married +--- 19189920 +>>19189905 +This +--- 19189923 +very true +--- 19189925 +>>19189892 +Incel suicide rates rival trannies +--- 19189934 +>>19189925 +all trannies are incels so it's the same statistic +--- 19190303 +>>19189831 +based curdlocks +--- 19190310 +>>19189905 +>>>/r9k/ +--- 19190326 +I would kill for some unpasteurized cheddar cheese. +--- 19190329 +>>19190310 +Yes whiteknighting and simping goes to r9k +--- 19190381 +>>19190329 +based newfag +--- 19190382 +The perks of womanhood, I suppose. I've never been gifted a wheel of cheese after a date. Men like us will never know this feel. +--- 19190400 +>>19190382 +Almost want to send you a pity wheel +--- 19190415 +>>19190382 +Date a dairy farmer girl and maybe you will. +--- 19190470 +>>19189799 (OP) +Roll it down a large hill into a group of homeless people. +--- 19190475 +>>19189799 (OP) +Those things aren't cheap. Dumb roastoids can't appreciate a decent gift. +--- 19190501 +>>19190415 +>tfw no big titty farm give who keeps me healthy and strong by nourishing me with her sweet breastmilk +It's over +--- 19190512 +Id freeze what I can but would have to give a lot of it away. +--- 19190534 +>>19189799 (OP) +Drill a hole in it then fuck it +--- 19190538 +>>19190534 +lol dicklet +--- 19190676 +>>19189855 +you seriously think 4chinz autists will consider that? +--- 19190685 +>>19189855 +Autists think all laughter is ridiculing them, mostly because it is +--- 19190699 +>>19190685 +This +--- 19190728 +>>19190685 +humorless incel +--- 19190782 +>>19189799 (OP) +I would be ready for the next time my cheese mobile needs a new wheel. +--- 19191840 +>>19190381 +We dont sign our posts here +--- 19191845 +>>19189814 +But all he said was "what would you do with a wheel of cheese?" +--- 19191848 +>>19189799 (OP) +>What would you do with a wheel of cheese? +I don't know what the rest of the based retards here would do with it, but I would eat it. +--- 19191851 +>>19189855 +>They could be giggling out of endearment or happiness +They wouldn't post about it mockingly on social media if they were charmed by the cheeseman +--- 19191855 +>>19189831 +My roommates are two women in their mid 30s and can confirm this +All they eat is cheese even though they say they're vegan +--- 19191869 +>>19189799 (OP) +Nachos, mac and cheese, pizza, grilled cheese, chilli cheese dogs, lasagna. horse shoe, sandwiches, fish bait, + +On sundays my recovering drug/alcohol group meets up and we have free food so I'd make something for that to get rid of a big chunk. +--- 19191901 +>>19189831 +Throw the woman backwards into a river? +Based. +--- 19192052 +>>19189799 (OP) +these tweet and pic, i dont sense the typical retard female bullshit, they are surprised but its not like disgusted or ugh. it is comical in a way nd thats it. chicks that age tend not to hold any grudge or seethe or resentment. no baggage yet so they are merely amused at the cheese. +--- 19192059 +>>19189810 +yeah its a little random, but thats ur typical innocent male judging by the age of the girl. maybe 200 years ago it would have been better but in modern times its better to not gift anything to females. +--- 19192074 +>>19189831 +"fascinate" doesn't specify if it's in a good or bad way, so maybe it worked. +--- 19192076 +>>19191869 +Fishes eat cheese? +--- 19192495 +>>19189799 (OP) +you get 3 other cheese wheels and then build the cheese car of your dreams. tour the country with it. go on road trips with it. people will look at you and say "there goes the anon with that cheesy car". it is your calling +--- 19192894 +ITT: Cheeselet’s +--- 19192922 +>>19189855 +“men” here are too retarded and insecure to see that, they aren’t even aware that she said she like it in her tweets +--- 19192927 +>>19192922 +>tweeted differently after the backlash +Simps are the worst niggers on the entire planet. diff --git a/ck/19189816.txt b/ck/19189816.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ce693ad06147a939dff3ce917996b8eca336c50e --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189816.txt @@ -0,0 +1,227 @@ +----- +--- 19189816 +>almost 30 years old +>still no idea how to handle having food to eat +>rely heavily on delivery +>can't afford it +how do you handle food if you're extremely lazy/depressed and rarely have the energy to prepare stuff yourself? cooking something every time i need to eat feels overwhelming so i just don't do it, and every time i try making a large amount of food the process of reheating it just seems overwhelming too + +is it better to have a microwave or a toaster oven? i don't have either and think getting one of the two would probably help, but even then i don't know what foods to make. right now, if i have to cook, the foods i rely on are just pasta with cheese or fried rice. i've tried making more complex foods like riceballs or pasties but those go off faster than i can eat them + +also being vegetarian feels limiting but i cannot eat meat aside from seafood +--- 19189832 +>>19189816 (OP) +>the process of reheating it just seems overwhelming +>is it better to have a microwave or a toaster oven? i don't have either +A microwave would definitely help solve this issue +--- 19189834 +This is the result of drinking fluoridated water for 30 year. +--- 19189837 +Just eat canned beans and frozen TV dinners, idiot. Be aware that you have to heat the frozen dinners in an oven before eating. +--- 19189841 +>>19189832 +don't they give you cancer or something + +>>19189834 +alternatively, it's the result of anorexia and depression +--- 19189843 +>>19189816 (OP) +>also being vegetarian feels limiting but i cannot eat meat aside from seafood +Actually, you can eat meat. +Vegetarianism is a choice and not a medical diagnosis. +P.S. you are lazy, not depressed. +--- 19189852 +>>19189816 (OP) +what energy? if youre so depressed just throw a steak or a sausage on the pan and get it over with +>being vegetarian +graze grass then you dumb nigger +--- 19189877 +>buy a microwave +>make chilli +easy to make a large amount of, you can put whatever the fuck you want in it, and you can eat it along side whatever the fuck you want +--- 19189912 +>>19189816 (OP) +>also being vegetarian feels limiting but i cannot eat meat aside from seafood +Maybe that's why you're so low energy? +--- 19189913 +just do it anyway, you dont have to enjoy it +--- 19189917 +>big batch of stew or curry +>microwave a potato when ready to eat and reheat stew +--- 19189927 +>>19189816 (OP) +Start with simple meals, you can choose your carb, and then you can just get some fillets of chicken breast or however you say that in English, and cook that in a little oil in a pan. Have some salad on the side (it can be simply a fresh tomato and cucumber that you dice and season with oil, vinegar and salt). + +If you get the chicken fillets, season them with salt, pepper, maybe some crushed garlic and leave in the frigde (it'll be safe for about 5 days) and then you just cook it when you want to eat it. + +Whenever you feel overwhelmed it's important to deconstruct your tasks into the smallest steps involved, so don't think about making a meal, just think about getting ready to go out and by some stuff, then you go buy the stuff, then you put the groceries in the cupboards and fridge, etc.... simple meals are the best for everyday food, anyway. +--- 19190068 +>>19189816 (OP) +Buy: +Rice cooker +Air fryer +Slow cooker +Toaster oven +Just throw shit inside them and it will cook properly. + +After that get a nice stainless steel pan and start learning how to cook properly by copying recipes you see. +--- 19190091 +That's an habit matter. The more you do it, the less will be overwhelming. Start with some tutorial on fried eggs, raw vegetables, cooked vegetables (Some are a little time consuming, but other like Shrooms and greens are faster) +or just throw stuff into a sandwich, why not. Those are fast and easy thing to start with. + +>>19190068 +Yeah, just spend 1000 dollars for stuff you don't really need +What he need slow cooker for? Why not just start from the steel pan? +Cooking is not really hard and there's a lot of fast recipes +--- 19190094 +>>19189816 (OP) +I am also a 30 year old manbaby and I mostly rely on frozen foods. They're much cheaper than delivery/takeout. You can mix and match to your heart's content. +Maybe try out a recipe once in a while. Pasta and rice are easy to cook. Sous vide is easy for meats. Frozen vegetables are still cheap. +--- 19190103 +>I have le made up brain disease +>LE PITTY MEEEE!!!! + +Nope! You suffer from MPCD (Micro Penis Cuck Disease), which means you have +>Low t +>Low IQ +>Micropenis +Sadly, there is no cure. Kill yourself +--- 19190112 +>>19189816 (OP) +>how do you handle food if you're extremely lazy/depressed and rarely have the energy to prepare stuff yourself? +don't know, I'm not a pussy manchild. never been in that position. +--- 19190129 +>>19189841 +And all the zogslop won’t? Get fucking real dude, stop making excuses for yourself. +--- 19190133 +>>19189816 (OP) +>how do you handle food if you're extremely lazy/depressed and rarely have the energy to prepare stuff yourself? +You see this object? It's called a pot. A pot is like a bowl, but it goes on the stove, and is much larger. With the power of a pot, we can make much food in one batch. Then, we can save the food that we didn't eat, and have it later. Much of human history when people fed one another, it was using this incredible invention. + +Lots of newcomers start out NEVER buying kitchen equipment and then struggle making things. Buy a pot, make stews, soups and pastas, and then eat for days off of maybe half an hour of kitchen work. +--- 19190143 +>>19189832 +go with toaster oven if youre neet. then you have plenty of time to wait for the food to heat up (wrap in foil to keep it from drying out) + +you could go the ultra lazy microwave route, but if youre turned off by mushy textures, this will demotivate you to cook. + +i take it you have a job since you buy take out food. + +have you tried turning food into a hobby? that turns cooking enjoyable. i dont have a job and now i have many productive hobbys like cooking, fixing vehicles, scrapping metal, building temporary bars out of pallets that i leave behind for the city to tear down +--- 19190145 +>>19189843 +>P.S. you are lazy, not depressed. +these two kinda accompany each other into a viscous cycle + +"your not drowning, you just cant swim" +--- 19190149 +>>19190103 +Based. There's no meal-prepping if you're only eating seafood but don't want to be vegeterian. Either eat meat and plan big meals where you need to cook dinner like twice a week, or starve. +--- 19190151 +>>19189816 (OP) +>how do you handle food if you're extremely lazy/depressed and rarely have the energy to prepare stuff yourself? +zoomer/millenial detected. get off your ass, stop being a pussy. you sound like a rich manchild with no purpose in life. + +maybe it's time to... +--- 19190157 +>>19189912 +Non-ironically this. You need to find a source of natural protein that you can eat, preferably beef. It keeps you full longer, and will give you energy in greater quantities than all the carbs you’re eating. Even Greek style yoghurt, since you eat cheese. Get your gut biome healthy and you will build the energy to live your life normally. +--- 19190166 +>>19190103 +having a small penis doesn't affect my ability to cook desu + +>>19189877 +i was thinking about doing that but with curry and rice, chili often is too meaty +need to find somewhere to buy paneer though + +>>19190157 +>>19189912 +i tried eating meat for a little under a year but i felt really guilty about it + +>>19189913 +good point + +>>19190143 +toaster oven sounds like the better choice, i cannot tolerate mushy textures +--- 19190249 +>extreme loss of energy +>loss ot motivation +>depression +Yeah say thank you for your vegetarian diet. You are slowly breaking down metabolically because you effectively starved your body to the point its in survival mode meaning you become lazy to conserve energy for example. +Keep eating that diet, im sure it will eventually fix itself because tv says its very healthy, right +--- 19190315 +>>19190166 +>i tried eating meat for a little under a year but i felt really guilty about it +Beyond saying “get over it” I’d say find grass fed and finished beef that was raised properly and had a good life. The purpose of livestock is to eat them. You’re choosing to let your body make you depressed because you feel bad for animal that doesn’t have the slightest clue of its purpose. +--- 19190410 +>>19190166 +Honestly just eat soy protein products, it tastes better than meat anyways. +--- 19190427 +>>19190315 +My half-sister has the opposite mentality, she doesn't like that animals spend their whole life being raised just to be slaughtered. She's mostly vegetarian, except she eats fish that are caught in the wild. She'd probably be fine with other hunted animals too. +--- 19190435 +>>19190166 +You can get a combination toaster oven microwave. +--- 19190438 +>>19189816 (OP) +Cook in large batches that make at least 3, preferably more, meals at one time. At the grocery store decide what those meals will be in the coming week and buy exactly what you need for them. Do it one meal at the time and wander around the store in circles if you have to. Buy a fucking microwave to reheat shit. A few really easy beginner meals would be + +>Baked chicken and sweet potatoes +>Ground beef and mixed vegetable casserole with mashed potatoes +>Shakushuka with toasted rye or sourdough bread (buy the bread) +--- 19190443 +>>19190315 +By the same argument, the purpose of the worker is to produce money for the employer, and therefore when the employer treats them like shit it’s actually okay. +--- 19190453 +>>19190443 +Treating workers like shit would be the equivalent of barn raising, corn feeding factory farming. Grass fed and finished beef is like employees with reasonable hours and sustainable work load. +--- 19190466 +>>19190443 +straw man, die of malnutrition. +>>19190453 +this anon gets it +--- 19191070 +just kys your self to be honest family +--- 19191079 +>>19189816 (OP) +work at a restaurant. lots of free food you end up throwing away, every day +i'm talking chains though, no idea how it works if you weasel into a mom and pop breakfast. i've been in 4 restaurants with different rules +--- 19191223 +OP, just get a microwave, paper plates, plastic knives, a large tub of spreadable butter, and a bag of potatoes. +From then on, all you will have to do is still a potato in the microwave, hit the "potato" button, and then it will automatically shit out a baked potato for you. +Truly it is the ultimate in laziness. +--- 19191281 +>Buy rice cooker +>Chop up meat and vegetables +>Throw in all in with some salt and spices if you want +>Come back later and you have food +All you do is add the water according to the ratio the rice needs. Some need 2:1 ie you add a cup of rice and 2 cups water +--- 19191302 +This is a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you stop eating garbage, your energy levels will improve. + +If you're only cooking for yourself, you don't even have to cook that much. +--- 19191360 +>>19189816 (OP) +Hey OP go to fucking therapy, cooking advice isn't going to help you much. +--- 19191416 +>>19191360 +Fixing his shit tier diet is more likely to cure his depression than therapy. +--- 19191493 +just read the instructions on the recipe you big dummy +--- 19191540 +>>19189816 (OP) +personally my pure hatred of wasting money forced me to learn how to cook. +just start with simple recipies like a tomato pasta bake for example. i personally had to follow every new recipe as exactly as i could when i wasn't so confident. get all the ingredients and equipment you need and set them out. once you do a small task like that, committing to do more becomes a lot easier. +--- 19191660 +>>19189816 (OP) +Change your life. Start lifting. Eat meat. Take supplements. Probably hop on testosterone. You will literally be a new person who isn't fucking worthless +--- 19191718 +>>19189841 +????? + +You're really questioning the safety of microwave ovens, a fixture in homes since the 1960s? + +Pull your head out of your ass, seriously. That's tinfoil hat thinking. Also, don't put foil into the microwave. Good luck, OP. Depression sucks. +--- 19192075 +>>19189816 (OP) +go to the store and buy food yourself you idiot diff --git a/ck/19189853.txt b/ck/19189853.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7c0164fad275a108a1023194ab63960f442cfc38 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189853.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 19189853 +stone-grilled beef stew and yebisu beer +--- 19189856 +Support MAP causes +--- 19189865 +Support them now. +--- 19190237 +>>19189853 (OP) +--- 19190745 +>>19189853 (OP) +>stone-grilled +>not molcajete +japs are getting closer +--- 19191213 +>>19190745 +How do you make this bullshit clean again? No way just washing it going to work. +--- 19191274 +>>19191213 +>red hot stone +do you need more? diff --git a/ck/19189876.txt b/ck/19189876.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..993a9f6b403e07324e4e98f08e6abf87c1c9c9e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189876.txt @@ -0,0 +1,193 @@ +----- +--- 19189876 +Both of these things are so fucking overrated and overpriced. + +Just give me a quality cheeseburger and fries and I'm good. +--- 19189906 +>>19189876 (OP) +ok +--- 19189932 +>>19189876 (OP) +I don't know that looks pretty tasty +--- 19189940 +>>19189876 (OP) +stek is overrated +not a fan of the tail meat from a lobster, but i love the claw meat from a lobster +--- 19189941 +>>19189876 (OP) +Post the cheeseburger and fries you'd rather have +--- 19189944 +I've never had lobster, how much am I missing out? +--- 19189950 +>>19189876 (OP) +Lobster is shit. +--- 19189954 +>>19189944 +I'd say it is very good flavorful sweet meat although on this board people will tell you it's a sea bug and is shit +Not the best place to talk about lobster +--- 19189959 +I have no idea why people re-cook canned corned beef hash and Spam. It's already cooked and all you are doing is dehydrating it making it less juicy. Terrible. +--- 19189981 +>>19189954 +It's a pretty good fertilizer, that's about it. The crushed shells specifically are very good for soil. Support MAP causes. +--- 19190000 +>>19189944 +Go down to your tom thumb or what have its, pick up a couple tails. +Cut em down the middle, season it, little bit of butter, pop em in the oven, get some veggies or a salad going, make the butter sauce to your liking +call your girl over +simple ass +--- 19190003 +>>19189876 (OP) +Lobster tail is so delicious OP +--- 19190049 +>>19189954 +>>19190003 +You just love the butter not the meat. +--- 19190060 +Lobster used to be shit tier peasant food. It was overfished and because of the new rarity the price got jscked up sky high. High prices are associated with "luxury" food, and now because it's expensive suddenly the shit tier lobster is desirable. Great trick. Same with chicken wings. +--- 19190066 +>>19190060 +when did chicken wings become luxury food +--- 19190074 +>>19190066 +When darkies started blowing their welfare on wing restaurants. +--- 19190079 +>>19190074 +"darkies"? holy shit. are you being serious right now? +--- 19190093 +Chicken wings aren't luxury food wtf LOLLLL! + +Christ you actually made me laugh. Hell, my uncle tosses so many wings over a course of a year at his restaurant... He only uses them for stock. It's literally a trash cut. +--- 19190098 +>>19190079 +he means niggers +--- 19190099 +>>19190079 +I think he means blacks or those African ancestry subhumans that create all the crime and disharmony all over the world. +--- 19190107 +>>19190098 +Negros. +--- 19190108 +>>19190098 +>>19190099 +ha. yeah, we're done here. expect a call from your local police department soon. racism isn't a joke. period. well you'll learn soon enough. +--- 19190118 +>>19189876 (OP) +not giving you anything m8 piss off +--- 19190167 +>>19190049 +It’s the butter and the sweet lobster meat. Crab meat is even better +--- 19190194 +>>19189876 (OP) +white trash low life hands typed this +--- 19190422 +>>19189944 +its like fishy beef or lamb fat with a stiff texture +--- 19190426 +>>19190108 +Despicable filthy subhuman +--- 19190430 +>>19190108 +I'm sure the cops already know about them. youve had some bad experinces with them too, huh? Dont let it get you down or upset. Ive lived with them and worked with them. Theyre not all like that. +--- 19190441 +>>19190108 +Why cant me or my friends get any dark skinned girls to go out with us or be our friends? +--- 19190445 +>>19190430 +They pretty much find joy in the rape and arson of children. They are a filthy scourge on this Earth and the best thing anyone can wish if for them to be completely genocided. For the good of all modern civilization. +--- 19190448 +>>19190441 +Because even subhumans can realize it's essentially beastiality. +--- 19190458 +>>19190049 +I didn't even mention butter retard +--- 19190465 +>>19190060 +Always some lobster hating fag brings this up +kek +--- 19190479 +>>19190465 +Use subhumans as fertilizer. +--- 19190488 +>>19190479 +Not sure what your talking about autismo +--- 19190507 +>>19190049 +If that were true why not just drink melted butter and skip the expensive lobster? +fucking retard +--- 19190515 +>>19190481 +Wow I wonder if the meat tasted good +--- 19190520 +>>19190488 +Obviously you are incapable of understanding the spreading of them around the field and tying them to trees will fertilize the soil over time so that something positive will grow from their worthless husks. +--- 19190524 +MODS +--- 19190535 +>>19190515 +Yeah it did lobsters big or small taste the same just more meat in the big ones +--- 19190537 +>>19190520 +Ban hammer soon for you +--- 19190542 +>>19190537 +See you in 1 1/2 minutes then subhuman. +--- 19190550 +>>19190542 +Stop talking to me you racist autist fuck +--- 19190553 +>>19190550 +Do the world a favor and kill yourself in a field away from actual people. +--- 19190562 +>>19189876 (OP) +What kinda burger? +fries, crinkle cut. steak curly what? +--- 19190574 +>>19190553 +Kek +How old are you? Are you one of those teenaged nerds that is gonna shoot up his school because all the kids made fun of you and your mom is the town whore? +--- 19190582 +>>19189876 (OP) +Not overrated, but definitely over priced at restaurants considering how easy they are to cook. +--- 19190823 +>>19190537 +Still waiting. :) +--- 19191142 +>>19190108 +I hope the niggers don’t rape you too bad anon +--- 19191189 +>>19190550 +Niggerfaggot +--- 19191225 +>>19189954 +Its a sea bug so.. +--- 19191260 +>>19190582 +>Not overrated, but definitely over priced at restaurants considering how easy they are to cook. +I thought the whole point of going to a restaurant was so you could pay someone else to do something that you could do yourself. +Not the same as buying a Gillette Fusion Proglide, which you almost certainly won't be able to build in your garage. +--- 19191313 +>>19190479 +>subhumans +yes fat people I agree +--- 19191532 +>>19190479 +Like have them poopoo in the fields? +--- 19191706 +>>19189876 (OP) +Who the fuck hypes up lobster? All you zoomers eat nothing but grains and seed oils. You are just mad you can't eat meat like the little cuck you are +--- 19191723 +>>19190003 +Every time I get lobster or some like shellfish that's typically served with melted butter in a cup, the butter looks weird. There's a yellow blob in the bottom of the cup, then a clear liquid floating on top of it. What is going on here? What are the 2 things in my cup? +--- 19191871 +>>19191532 +They should be ground up and dispersed with a manure spreader. +--- 19191890 +>>19191260 +Only stupid people pay a 200% markup on something you need to grill for a few minutes or lobster which is as simple as boiling pasta +--- 19191963 +>>19189876 (OP) +>overrated and overpriced +Not so sure about overrated, but I agree that they are ALWAYS overpriced. + +Steak and lobster are a great combination. Timeless, really. diff --git a/ck/19189961.txt b/ck/19189961.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ed92d4531f70f92a97fbb4b7946ebf7c6042bb7e --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189961.txt @@ -0,0 +1,210 @@ +----- +--- 19189961 +>there are adults who still eat cereal +lol? +--- 19189982 +Yes, yes I do +On weekends I sleep in and eat kid cereal as a treat, sometimes two bowls of different sugary cereal +Don't judge me I work hard all week and this is what I do to unwind and relax makes me feel comfy +--- 19189986 +>>19189961 (OP) +I need it to poop +--- 19189989 +>>19189961 (OP) +What about cereal is not for adults? +--- 19190027 +>>19189989 +In OP's head it's fine for men to suck cocks but god forbid they eat a perfectly good breakfast meal, that's not manly. +The usually faggotry. +--- 19190041 +>>19189989 +For a lot of em you’re better off just drinking a pop. Some of them are fine though, I like plain corn flakes and milk every once in a while +--- 19190058 +>>19190027 +>usually faggotry +Your illiterate opinion is irrelevant. +--- 19190089 +I do. Provides most of my fiber needs for the day. +--- 19190095 +>>19189986 +Psyllium husk pills/powder. Thank me later. +--- 19190102 +>>19190027 +Kek +>>19190058 +Struck a nerve? +--- 19190115 +ever takes these and smash them up and add milk for breakfast? they get soggy quik but that's the best +--- 19190116 +>>19189961 (OP) +meh, from time to time I get a hankering and buy a box or try to see if there is a way to improve it with yogurt or fruits, or maybe the box seemed to be intriguing enough for me to want to check it. + +But otherwise no. +--- 19190170 +>>19190058 +so what you're saying is you prefer cum for breakfast... +--- 19190409 +>>19189961 (OP) +theres also adults who still eat cakes for breakfast and stay up +--- 19190411 +>>19189961 (OP) +there's also grown asses who eat cakes for breakfast and stay up late just because they can +--- 19190417 +>>19189986 +Just use polyethylene glycol +--- 19190421 +>>19190095 +Shame that stuff tastes like mud even when you stir it into yogurt. +--- 19190431 +>>19190409 +My kids would love it when mom was gone visiting her mum +I'd let them eat whatever, cake for breakfast? sure! who gives a crud. Ice cream for lunch? why the fuck not, Flap jacks and syrup for dinner? hell yeah! Lot's of sour tummies but happy faces +don't tell mom +--- 19190456 +>>19189986 +Just chug water. Works for me evrytime +--- 19190599 +>>19190431 +congrats you kids have diabetes +--- 19190620 +>>19190041 +You didn't answer the question. + +What about cereal is not for adults? +--- 19190629 +My fav at the moment. +--- 19190639 +>>19190599 +It's like maybe twice a year hardly enough to make them fat or diabetic +thanks for your concern +--- 19190666 +Sometimes I buy a box to try, then vacuum bag the rest and it lies around for months before I end up feeding it to birds. This is the most recent one. +--- 19190825 +>>19189961 (OP) +plain cornflakes are nice +--- 19190850 +>>19189961 (OP) + +>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT GRAINS WITH SOME SORT OF MILK + +>NO NO NO +--- 19190878 +>>19190115 +Specifically that brand? +--- 19191066 +Sounds like your jimmies are rustled +--- 19191103 +>>19190666 +I throw mine at animals by the handful +--- 19191128 +>>19189961 (OP) +>there are adults who still eat cereal +I like to make burritos in the morning out of flour tortillas, instant oats, butter, and soy sauce. +Cheap, delicious, and filling. +--- 19191156 +>>19189961 (OP) +I have plain Cheerios and black coffee for breakfast every day +--- 19191196 +>>19191066 +hahaha they really copied the meme picture for their cereal? +--- 19191676 +>>19190825 +I agree. They remind me of scaly boogers sometimes:/ +--- 19191681 +>>19190629 +Banana cereals are really the best cereal +--- 19191685 +>>19189961 (OP) +>he doesn't eat weetabix +lmao lol +--- 19191691 +Bow, you pissheads! Bow before your god! +--- 19191844 +CTC is a great sweet snack. +--- 19191978 +For me its honey bunches of oats with almonds. Makes me take some hearty shits. +--- 19192055 +>>19189961 (OP) +I eat cornflakes fairly frequently. +--- 19192062 +>>19192055 +Do you still masturbate? +--- 19192460 +>>19190620 +nta but probably the marketing and offensive amounts of sugar disguised as children's play things. i still keep a box of honey nut cheerios just in case i get hungy in the mornin +--- 19192480 +>>19192460 +There are plenty of cereals that don't get marketed towards children and don't have lots of added sugar. +Do those cereals still count as not for adults if they are literally marketed to adults? + +And back to the sugary cereals, is the excessive sugar what makes it for kids? +--- 19192489 +>>19192480 +well special k and stuff definitely doesnt count as kids cereal. but i guess it just comes down to the brand of cereal, but not cereal as a whole. theres no way that brick of wheat thing is for kids yknow +--- 19192494 +>>19192489 +Yeah. And yet OP and plenty of other people think cereal in general is for kids. There's no reason given for this. +--- 19192550 +>>19190417 +The 'poly' component is bad for you, ethylene glycol is the way to go +--- 19192570 +>>19189961 (OP) +Yes, and? +My 85 year old grandad still occasionally eats non-brand rice cripsies and frosted mini-wheats for breakfast. +--- 19192573 +I enjoy a bowl of bran flakes and yogurt about once a week. Throw some frozen blueberries and a pinch of salt on there, bretty gud desu. + +t. Regular type dude with a big ass dick +--- 19192580 +People are whining about cereals with milk. What's a reasonable, simple alternative? +--- 19192582 +>>19192573 +I prefer cranberries so, obviously, I hate you now and will come back in about an hour to have a complete mental breakdown in this thread. Looking forward to it! +--- 19192591 +>>19192580 +the real question is why the fuck do you want an alternative? the fuck is wrong with grains and milk? +--- 19192603 +>>19189961 (OP) +PRO TIP: +>look at the ounces (weight of the box) +>look at the price +>compare the price to the amount of weight of cereal in the box +>realize that cereal is a massive rip off just like bags of chips sitting in a bag full of lots of air +>never buy cereal again + +I remember in the early 2000's I went to a walmart and got a box of cereal the size of a truck for $2 + +Now the boxes in most stores are very small and short and narrow and cost anywhere from $6-$15 most of the time and the damn thing weighs so little I could toss it up and it would never come down. + +home made granola is way better and you control the recipe +--- 19192606 +>>19189989 +>a big box with bright colors and cartoons on it half filled with sugar and overpriced grains +that should tell you all you need to know +--- 19192629 +>>19192606 +Do you not know of the existence of cereal without cartoon mascots and tons of sugar or do you think those cereals are for kids too? + +Do you think things like chocolate, cake, and cookies are for kids too since they are half filled with sugar and grains too? +--- 19192641 +>>19192603 +If you're not a dumbass you can get cereal when it's on sale and it'll be one of the cheapest sources of carbs you can eat. I spend no more than $0.30 per bowl of cereal. +--- 19192655 +Who the fuck do you think is buying Grape-Nuts? 6 year olds? +--- 19192673 +>>19191691 +The less processed a cereal gets, the more I wonder "why can't I just make this at home?" +--- 19192680 +>>19192673 +You could make muesli at home. You just go to the store and get all of the components or you could get some pre made from a box and not worry about it +--- 19192718 +wheat-based cereals > oat-based cereals >>>>> corn or rice cereals +--- 19192744 +>>19192629 +those cereals are marketed towards boomers who are told they won't be able to shit without them and scared into believing they'll die of a heart attack if they don't buy it +--- 19192756 +>>19192573 +You sick fuck with your stupid fucking frozen blueberries! Blueberries a shit! Only a complete fucking caveman would ruin his breakfast and therefore the rest of his day with bullshit blue balls from some stinky shit bush! Fuck you and fuck your cereal! +--- 19192783 +>>19192573 +does your ass dick ever get in the way of pooping? diff --git a/ck/19189974.txt b/ck/19189974.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b67d8691cf15045bb665c9eb8f53ac981a4986bb --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189974.txt @@ -0,0 +1,283 @@ +----- +--- 19189974 +I have no idea why people re-cook canned corned beef hash and Spam. It's already cooked and all you are doing is dehydrating it making it less juicy. Terrible. Sure... Warm it up or ear it cold, but don't re-cook something that is already cooked. I've never heard someone say... "You know, I want drier potatoes and really cook the hell out of that beef so it's a black char" + +What are some cooking related things you just can't get? +--- 19189977 +I bought this once due to the meme, and I was annoyed when I saw chunks of potatoes. so much filler + +I just wanted the corn beef +--- 19189990 +>>19189977 +What meme? I sincerely doubt a staple food is a meme. +>potatoes +Well... yeah. It's the canned hash. You could have just bought the canned child corned beef. Dunno what you are complaining about. +--- 19190002 +>>19189974 (OP) +are you daft? eating this otta the can cold? it's greasy as hell needs to be cooked ever read the directions on the can? you gotta be a troll +this is how it should look +--- 19190014 +>>19190002 +Are you an ESL? + +IF I can decode what you are saying, you believe it is greasy as hell and re-cooking it somehow makes it less greasy. Uh... OK. Yeah makes sense buddy. + +Yes, you can eat both corned beef hash and SPAM out of the can cold because it's already cooked. That is the whole purpose of it. It's why it's a popular camping food and why it's popular with soldiers. The fact you want to waste gas/electricity and mess up a pan to re-cook something is truly asinine. If you like it warm, sure. I understand. Have at it. But you don't need to re-cook it. You are just making it dry and ruining it. +--- 19190019 +>>19189974 (OP) +>Warm it up or ear it cold, +you cook this and burn it to a crisp and then eat it with eggs. +could never eat it cold, it looks like dog food when you open the can. i always have a moment when i open the can and look inside that i say "yuck, why did i even buy this", then i cook it as mentioned above and i'm like, "yeah, that's why i bought this" +--- 19190031 +>>19189990 +I didn't know I could have bought it separately from the diced potatoes at the time +--- 19190043 +>>19190031 +Well now you know + +And knowing is half the battle. + +If you want to go fancy, just buy a whole corned beef brisket. COOK IT JUST ONCE because it will shrink and make hash with freshly cubed potatoes. +--- 19190044 +>>19190014 +What? No, I take it car camping because it's easy to fry up on a cold morning in the mountains before a hike. +--- 19190050 +>>19190019 +Again, this is a thread about strange things I can't understand so thanks for participating I guess. +--- 19190121 +>>19189974 (OP) +I really really really like corned beef hash :)) +Probably my favorite thing to eat for breakfast with some eggs +--- 19190153 +>>19190121 +Eggs would require a pan to fry them in unless you have powdered eggs which is great in the outdoors. +--- 19190165 +>>19190153 +I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing +--- 19190189 +>>19190014 +Okay man you do you, calm down +I like to cook mine with eggs, and maybe some scapple, not eat it raw as far as wasting gas electricity that's just autistic shit there +--- 19190211 +>>19190014 +.>If I can decode what you are saying +was he writing in code? +Autism on all fronts +--- 19190240 +>>19190189 +Scrapple is good. Pennsylvania Dutch or rapa whatever. It is also cooked, but yeah I like cooking it again so it holds together. Ideally, I would have it recooked just enough that I can pick it up with a ker-splatula but still have a warm gooey yummy center. +--- 19190261 +>>19190165 +I will feed you my feed. +--- 19190276 +>>19189974 (OP) +Fuck you. It needs that crunch. Cook that shit until it is a big crispy patty +--- 19190293 +>>19190276 +>he wants crunchy overcooked dry beef and potatoes + +Nuts. You order your steak charred black too? +--- 19190294 +>meanwhile at OP's only friends house +--- 19190304 +>>19190261 +Say feed again motherfucker +--- 19190306 +>>19190294 +Cold beans are delicious. You can even use them in salads. +--- 19190308 +>>19190304 +Do you like the taste of my feed? +--- 19190316 +I honestly think warming everything up and cooking the hell out of shit is a carryover from times when you had to cook everything then and there for health/food safety reasons. Now you don't really need to heat alot of things up to safely eat them anymore and people just haven't caught up. +--- 19190318 +>Cold beans are delicious +>You can even use them in salads +--- 19190354 +>>19190318 +Yes, I am glad you agree. +--- 19190420 +>>19190354 +ligma +--- 19190434 +>>19190420 +Chigmas +--- 19190777 +>>19189974 (OP) +>Warm it up or ear it cold, but don't re-cook something that is already cooked. +So I'm to assume you do not heat up any prepared food? +You eat frozen food straight from the freezer? +Are you autistic or just retarded? +My vote is the latter. +--- 19190807 +>>19189974 (OP) +I like it crispy +--- 19190872 +Scratch made corned beef hash is superior because it isn't drowned in 6 liters of oil. +--- 19190883 +for probably 30 years I thought I was eating "corned beef hash" from a can and loved it, sometimes on plain bread, sometimes on toast. +turns out it was roast beef hash when I accidentally a can of "corned beef" and it was disgusting. +--- 19190884 +>>19190777 +I don't heat everything up idiot. Some things taste better cold. Sometimes it's not worth heating something up. You're talking apples and oranges and you know it. +--- 19190896 +>>19189974 (OP) +>I have no idea why people re-cook canned corned beef hash and Spam. +Because it says so on the can, dumbass. It's loaded with grease and tastes much worse cold. + +What's there to get? Do you not understand why people reheat leftovers either? +--- 19190921 +>>19190884 +You're an angry young man +--- 19190954 +>>19190921 +I am? I didn't think I was angry. +--- 19190982 +>>19190014 +>you believe it is greasy as hell and re-cooking it somehow makes it less greasy. +Maybe not less greasy, but melting the fat makes it more palatable compared to a bunch of cold, congealed fat. +--- 19191717 +>>19190982 +I've warmed it up and it's ok, but it just gets kinda messy. +--- 19191751 +>>19190308 +--- 19191856 +>>19191751 +I want you to sample more feed. +--- 19191964 +>>19190014 +It explains RIGHT ON THE CAN that it's best enjoyed crisped up in a frying pan. It's part of the instructions. The extra congealed fat in the can is meant to render and brown the meat and potatoes that make up the rest of it. + +Go to a diner and order corned beef hash. It won't be pink slop served at room temp. It'll be browned and crispy. It's fully cooked, sure, but so are hot dogs. You could make the same ridiculous argument about ramen: + "It's perfectly edible in crunchy form as it is, and just wasting power and water preparing as the package suggests." + +For hash it's really more than a 'suggestion' to properly cook it as instructed. You're at a level of autism that you can't get past fully cooked simply meaning that you won't get sick if you don't cook it. +--- 19191981 +>>19189974 (OP) +Have you never heard of toast OP? +--- 19192053 +>>19191964 +Hot Dogs are a bad example because recooking them on a grill does the littlest of all. Maybe Vienna sausages have even less reason to recook. Sure, certain meats taste good warmed up but things like hot dogs, spam, corned beef hash and other things taste just as good at room temp or chilled. + +Another cooked meat that comes to mind that tastes better room temperature or cold is imitation crab (whitefish) or "Surimi". +--- 19192083 +>>19191981 +Yes, I toast all my bread in the oven because I freeze all my bread. "Toasting" the bread is required so that it is strong enough to hold the contents of a sandwich so it isn't falling apart all over the place. I wish it wouldn't make it taste burnt and dry, but that's what I choose to do so I can effectively build my sandwich. Also, there is no good way to to thaw bread without it coming out weak and refrigerating is not an option because it changes the taste of the bread after a few weeks. + +This isn't hard guys... this is supposed to be a food forum. +--- 19192109 +>>19190050 +And now that it's no longer strange and you DO understand it you can finally follow the fucking directions and taste what all the fuss is about. You don't have any excuse now to feign misunderstanding. It was clear on the label and now we've all elaborated. That's enough for you and you now get it. Welcome, let's move on. +--- 19192122 +>>19190293 +We're talking about CANNED food. Canned corned beef, which isn't something you compare to a restaurant steak anyway. It's not like neglecting to properly cook canned hash will give you medium rare, moist meat and fluffy potatoes. The point of the product is the end result, which if you think it's overcooked and dry, you just don't understand the dish in the first place. +--- 19192137 +>>19191751 +Dude thinks he has the solution. He'll be supplying a paint brush factory in no time. +--- 19192138 +>>19192109 +I still don't agree with it. I still don't understand how people can like it that way. This wasn't supposed to be a corned beef hash thread, it was meant to be a thread about cooking and food related things you don't get. That includes strange preparations of food and preferences that seem alien to you. +--- 19192157 +>>19189974 (OP) +So am I just supposed to eat it cold? +--- 19192165 +>>19192053 + +No! Vienna sausages are not meant to be heated or cooked at all. You're an extreme minority thinking hot dogs taste just as good chilled or room temp. Spam and corned beef hash are a totally different argument (especially the hash) because they are MEANT to be (or in Spam's case, heavily suggested for most applications) cooked and crisped up. + +Enjoying canned corned beef hash out of the can can be some sort of sick guilty pleasure type thing, but understand that what we're reacting to is your failure to understand why anyone would want it prepared properly. Like we're all the weirdos for eating things the way they are intended to be eaten. When I have a weird taste I can understand why everyone else doesn't dig it. You don't seem to be able to get that. +--- 19192181 +>>19190954 +Jesus. Calm down. +--- 19192187 +>>19192157 +OP likes it cold and cannot fathom how anyone could possibly waste the fuel and time to make it taste as it should. +And now he can't grasp why this topic has monopolized the thread. + +OP can't accept that his weirdo cold canned hash preference is shockingly retarded to everyone no matter how many explanations are posted. + +We're dealing with a lost cause who lacks basic understanding and critical thinking skills. Or a troll. +--- 19192194 +>>19192138 +It seems alien to you because you have autism. That is why no one enjoys your company. +--- 19192198 +>>19192165 +WHAT? So Vienna sausages aren't supposed to be recooked or even heated at all yet hot dogs are? Now we are getting somewhere. I've actually heard of people serving these hot at parties. I still eat them room temp though but please explain why Vienna sausages in a can shouldn't be heated up and recooked and pretty much anything that is in a can like beans, corn, corned beef, chicken breast, potatoes don't need to be recooked but many people stupidly do it anyway. +--- 19192201 +>>19192138 +turns out you're the alien +--- 19192214 +Why the hell can't you heat Vienna sausages? Bet there will be other people here that will call you a weirdo for eating them cold too. See what I mean? +--- 19192249 +Autistic garbage slide thread kill yourself OP +--- 19192252 +>>19192198 + +Bait. But I'll bite because I'm bored. I can't explain to you the nuance involved with similar foods in similar packaging with different preparation instructions. I don't respect people who would buy canned chicken or potatoes. + +All canned food is fully cooked, so reheating is a matter of preference you shouldn't consider something people "stupidly do anyway". You like cold fucking soup? That's weird to me, but since it's fully cooked you can't imagine stupidly "recooking" it. + +Your thinking operates in some sort of literal-minded absolutism which makes me pity you. It's so limiting. No matter how many ways it's explained to you your brain just sees Black and White answers to your Gray questions. + +It's futile to explain that which you can't fully process and accept. Can you even understand this critique of your reasoning? + +I don't mean to patronize you, I am genuinely fascinated by your specifically miswired brain. +--- 19192262 +>>19190014 +As a former soldier I can assure you we cooked both when we would eat them. The fuck is wrong with you? + +"Oh God yes, give me pink slime and congealed fat" - weird guy +--- 19192271 +>>19192214 +no. heating viennas is the weird move but surely theres ppl who like it +--- 19192284 +>>19190293 +No fucker. But crispy hash is king. Good day commie. +--- 19192333 +>>19192271 +Who the fuck eats Vienna sausages cold? Some have BBQ sauce and pepper sauce and other flavorings that make it better hot. +--- 19192394 +>>19190014 +>It's why it's a popular camping food and why it's popular with soldiers. +What decade are you posting from anon? +--- 19192486 +>>19192394 +Why joke? You know damned well. +--- 19192496 +>>19189974 (OP) +I can cook eggs in so many ways its insane. For some reason I cannot into scrambled eggs. I've even tried stopping the cooking process while they're still partially liquid, then waiting and stirring. It just never turns out perfect. Edible, sure, but not what I want. +--- 19192509 +>>19192496 +Oops *get into +--- 19192523 +>>19192509 +Newfag. +--- 19192527 +Might spring for it bros +--- 19192532 +>>19192527 +--- 19192534 +>>19192527 +I've had it either way. Different brand. Didn't really stick out to me. +--- 19192539 +>>19189974 (OP) +Why wouldn't you want it crispy? +--- 19192543 +>>19192527 +>canned organ meat +Odd, that was going to be my dinner too. I've made menudo a ton of times, different ways, and with different kinds of tripe. I never liked it. So I figured maybe I'm the problem and picked up a can. I can't say it's bad unless I try other people's. +--- 19192549 +>>19192543 +yeah i wanna try that menuduo thing too. but canned version is not available to in canada. and canned organ meat sounds wierd. and homemade versiom requires too many mexicans chilis +--- 19192681 +>>19192523 +>Omitting useful words is a purposeful tradition here. Please dumb things down so you fit in. +--- 19192705 +>>19192539 +its already cooked cooking it more just makes it dried out and tough and gross and dehydrated if you want eat blackened beef and waste gas cooking it go head your the weardoe it tastes just fine cold and requires no additional cooking dumass +--- 19192731 +>>19192681 +this but unironically +--- 19192736 +>>19192705 +Obvious bait niggggggggger diff --git a/ck/19189978.txt b/ck/19189978.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..498d4a8712e58b86dc8562eadf4a2e0d95d0caf5 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19189978.txt @@ -0,0 +1,721 @@ +----- +--- 19189978 +Thread for discussing coffee and coffee-related topics. + +The dignified roaster edition + +If you're new or confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz + +If you're old and confused, get paid for making any coffee lately? + +Previous thread: >>19177262 → +--- 19189984 +What’s in the box? +--- 19189987 +>>19189984 +An average sized italian +--- 19189988 +>>19189978 (OP) +If only I could have a tenth of his dignity... +--- 19189993 +>>19189984 +La Bacchi Espresso di Torrefazione Caffè Penazzi 1926 ? +--- 19189994 +>>19189987 +It’s MOTHERFUCKING nespresso compatible capsules + +Story: my parents started drinking quality goffee made with the moka, upon my suggestion of abandoning nespresso overpriced trash, but since they’re boomers who love their appliances, they can’t abandon the comfort of super quick capsule coffee in the morning, therefore I found this roaster which uses its blends and mono origins to also make capsules and here we are. + +I tried one of these and it was light years better than commercial capsules, despite being a nespresso system you can clearly taste the aromatic profile and FEEL the differences, also since it’s medium roasted you can drink it without sugar. + +So /ctg/, have you ever tried capsules with coffee from your roasteries? + +These ones are from Ernani, here’s the link with all their complete offering of goffee: https://www.caffeernani.com/en/shop-en/ + +I will buy their beans in the future. +--- 19189996 +>>19189994 +>pods +No thanks +--- 19189999 +>>19189993 +>stovetop espresso system + +This man is the GOAT. + +The absolute difference between down on earth guys like him and hipster feral alcohol syndrome faggots like James H*ffman with his 5000$ stovetop espresso clickbait bullshit. + +https://youtu.be/ZcZMGx15QBU [Embed] +--- 19190001 +I don't drink coffee but I buy it for fertilizer for my flowers this time of year. It's great. Support MAP causes. +--- 19190005 +>>19189996 +I get it anon, nobody likes capsules, but since they’re not for me I figured out that at least I could’ve tried buying better quality shit for my parents. + +So it turned out that there’s a new market for premium roaster coffee capsules, so you get the same exact coffee you can buy in beans or ground but enveloped inside nespresso capsules, it’s a big deal because more people can start trying good coffee and move to better extraction systems/machines abandoning nespresso related stuff. +--- 19190017 +>>19190001 +Based and compost pilled +--- 19190025 +>>19189984 +burnt coffee +--- 19190029 +Is coffee carcinogenic? How much is safe to drink per week? +--- 19190034 +>>19190029 +nigga you think this google or sum shit? +--- 19190037 +>>19190029 +Try asking chatGPT or something +--- 19190039 +>>19190017 +what are the 3 holes for +--- 19190040 +>>19190029 +No it's not, it full of anti oxidants and vitamins, just avoid burned shit quality coffee and you're solid. +--- 19190042 +>>19190017 +>>19190001 +For me it's goffeeB +simple as +--- 19190047 +>>19189978 (OP) +>>19189999 +How can a single man have this much talent? +--- 19190053 +>>19190042 +Simple as what? +--- 19190054 +>>19189978 (OP) +One day I wrote to Alberto Trabatti as a follow up to his video 'La moka perfetta'*(the perfect moka) and we had a little conversation via email. + +Here's the first answer he wrote me, first in Italian and then translated in English: + +>Buon pomeriggio gentile [ANON], grazie per avermi scritto. +>Mi fa molto piacere che si stia dedicando anima e corpo alla buona riuscita della sua Moka domestica. È molto lodevole, in tempo nefasto di capsule e simili diavolerie. +>Comunque sia, la posso rassicurare. Il processo può essere anche ben eseguito, ma se è viziato da una macinatura non corretta, si rovina tutto. +>Posso confermare per esperienza personale che questo accade molto più di frequente rispetto a ciò che talora si ritiene scontato: il caffè è un prodotto dell’agricoltura, ma soprattutto è un prodotto vivo, quindi è altamente igroscopico, e risente delle variazioni di umidità. +>A questo aggiungiamo senz’altro il fatto di aver, e così non potrebbe che essere, standardizzato la macinatura per la caffettiera di casa a valori intermedi. Non si deve pertanto scoraggiare, semmai le consiglierei un piccolo sforzo, perché l’investimento è minimo, e le farei acquistare un macinino manuale per potersi regolare con più precisione la granulometria. +>Così facendo avrebbe anche un altro importante vantaggio: manterrebbe una maggior fragranza dei grani non macinati, in quanto la polvere a una velocità di ossidazione alquanto elevata. Sicuramente è meglio macinare di volta in volta quel che serve, anche in forza di quanto le ho appena detto circa possibili variazioni granulometriche. +>Se avesse tempo e l’occasione, [...] avrò con me pacchetti di macinato. Magari anche un macinacaffè manuale per lei se vorrà passare a trovarmi. +>Spero di aver dato un minimo di conforto alle sue appassionate sperimentazioni. Resto a disposizione, augurandole un sereno pomeriggio. +>Cordiali saluti, +>Alberto Trabatti + +*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iap7jVSjCE [Embed] +--- 19190056 +A spoon full of coffee grounds keeps the pedos at bay my dad use to say. +--- 19190061 +>>19190054 +>in tempo nefasto di capsule e simili diavolerie. +Insanely based. +--- 19190063 +>>19190053 +does +--- 19190064 +>>19190054 +>Good afternoon dear [ANON], thank you for writing to me. +>I am very pleased that you are dedicating yourself body and soul to the success of your domestic Moka. It is very commendable, in a nefarious time of capsules and similar newfangled things. +>Anyway, I can reassure you. The process can also be done well, but if it is spoiled by incorrect grinding, everything is ruined. +>I can confirm from personal experience that this happens much more frequently than what is sometimes taken for granted: coffee is a product of agriculture, but above all it is a living product, therefore it is highly hygroscopic, and is affected by variations in humidity. +>To this we certainly add the fact that we have, and so it could only be, standardized the grind for the home coffee maker at intermediate values. You should therefore not be discouraged, if anything I would recommend a little effort, because the investment is minimal, and I would have you buy a manual grinder to be able to adjust the granulometry more precisely. +> In doing so it would also have another important advantage: it would maintain a greater fragrance of the unground grains, as the powder has a rather high oxidation rate. It is certainly better to grind what is needed from time to time, also on the basis of what I have just told you about possible granulometric variations. +>If I have the time and the opportunity, [...] I will have packets of ground coffee with me. Maybe even a manual coffee grinder for you if you want to come and see me. +>I hope I have given a minimum of comfort to your passionate experimentations. I remain at your disposal, wishing you a peaceful afternoon. +>Kind regards, +>Alberto Trabatti + +>>19190039 +It's the Italian electrical power socket. +--- 19190065 +>>19190034 +You are experts in many fields +--- 19190067 +>>19190063 +Does like females? I like little girls too and yes they are simple. That's one thing I am attracted to. +--- 19190071 +>>19190056 +so why are you still here? +--- 19190072 +>>19190040 +It's also a drug and could damage organs which raises risk of cancer +--- 19190078 +>>19190054 +>Alchemica Potione di Coffea Arabica +>OPIFICIUM PENAZZI + +I zozz'd +--- 19190082 +>>19190005 +Yeah that's true, that was mostly a response to your question about trying pods from roasteries. This is better for your parents than using nespresso bullshit. +--- 19190083 +>>19190054 +>>19190064 +This man is too good for this world. +Protect him at all cost. +--- 19190085 +>>19190071 +Because I'm a MAP. This is 2023 anon. +--- 19190105 +What are some fun things to do with coffee? What fun things can you do with children? +--- 19190109 +>>19190083 +Yes anon, he struck me as a kind, whole hearted and passionate person. +I wrote him via his torrefazione Penazzi website "contact us" form asking him for a suggestion as I was struggling with sour moka coffee, I even told him that I wasn't using his coffee and I was kind of afraid of being rude by asking him help using his "opponents" coffee, however is promptly replied with that answer above and helped me. +He didn't add things I didn't necessarily know, however the sheer fact of him explaining everything calmly while acknowledging my frustration was so refreshing and gave me hope. + +That's why I told him that my next order will be towards his coffee, he really deserves my support (and my money I guess). + +Also, since I'm from Milano, I could easily go and see him at torrefazione Penazzi, it's like 2 hours and half by car from here and I can also stop mid trip to Verona and visit Giamaica Caffè, eat a top tier pizza @ Renato Bosco and go back home happy to have helped my fellow Italian artisans. +--- 19190128 +Official thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IzfoR2jGE [Embed] + +Vento d'Estate (Summer wind). + +Very nostalgic, comfy and kino Italian song that couples well with coffee. +--- 19190137 +Folders Crystal's or nothing. +--- 19190147 +>>19190105 +Feed coffee to children +--- 19190230 +>>19190105 +You can make a hand scrub with used coffee pucks and soap. + +Let this wise man be your guide: https://youtu.be/CM-P8SOpOzA [Embed] +--- 19190243 +>Alberto Trabatti's social distancing method of may 2020. +unfathomably based +--- 19190246 +>>19190243 +Kek +--- 19190253 +>he doesn't use an expensive burr grinder +>he doesn't use 205F water +>he doesn't use a scale accurate to the milligram to ensure a proper 17:1 ratio of coffee grounds to water +>he doesn't roast his own beans +ngmi +--- 19190262 +>>19190253 +>205F +C15 has SOVL +--- 19190298 +>>19190029 +Is it +--- 19190335 +>>19190029 +It is, don't drink everyday +--- 19190341 +Do Europeans have a drip coffee machine at home like burgers? Do they rely on shitty instant or the laborious moka pot method? Seems like a sub-optimal way to get your caffeine in. +--- 19190356 +>>19189978 (OP) +can we range ban italy? +--- 19190358 +>>19190109 +>since I'm from Milano +Anon know that your mission in life is to try to be the man that Alberto Trabatti is. +Become passionate about your moka. Learn it. Master it. +Maybe down the line look into roasting. Become Alberto Trabatti's student. Learn the way. + +>>19190341 +>Do Europeans +Just because you're the same cunts coast to coast without a single ounce of variance in culture traditions & terroir, do not expect 44 different countries to be the same. +--- 19190360 +>>19190341 +I feel like most Europeans nowadays use nespresso or other capsule systems. +In Italy most people use moka or espresso, as God intended, but the Nespresso Jew is strong with us too sadly. +--- 19190369 +>>19189994 +>decaf +no thanks +--- 19190370 +>>19190358 +Non ironicamente anon, voglio andare a trovare Alberto questa estate e farmi insegnare. +Sono rimasto così colpito dal nostro dialogo che ha toccato tante corde in comune con me, che ho la passione per le cose buone e genuine, perciò appena possibile vorrei come dici tu diventare un suo allievo spirituale. + +Un mio progetto era proprio quello di arrivare ad aprire una caffetteria di alto livello in Italia, di quelle dove non entri e bevi il caffettino a 1€ e sei fuori in 20 secondi, senza anima, ma un posto dove si fa tutto con calma e ti propongo sempre caffè di torrefazione di pregio a rotazione + una selezione fissa, diversi metodi di estrazione per diffondere cultura del caffè e poi anche una rivendita per esempio di moka e accessori, Aeropress e insomma tutto quello che possa interessare all’appassionato. + +Di contorno, pasticceria fresca con brioche e prodotti da forno fatti con lievito madre da NOI, tiramisù e altro, magari anche pausa pranzo e aperitivo la sera sempre con prodotti da fornitori e artigiani selezionati, come i fratelli Billo come salumificio di qualità elevata. + +La torrefazione sarebbe poi un sogno, per espandere la mia attività e diventare auto sufficiente, magari vendere anche il mio caffè. + +Dipendenti formati in torrefazione ed esperti di tutti gli stili e analisi del caffè, li pagherei molto bene perché voglio dare dignità alle persone che lavorano per/con me, se riuscirò a permettermelo, poi chissà… + +Sarebbe bello collaborare col signor Trabatti e servire il suo caffè sempre freschissimo. + +Detto ciò, è il mio sogno nel cassetto. + +Vediamo come andrà. +--- 19190375 +>>19190369 +Giamaica caffè washed Guatemalan decaf is good anon, choose good coffee and even decaf can be kino. +--- 19190521 +Anyone using an aeropress as your primary brewing method? I'm intrigued but it seems a bit meme-ish. +--- 19190532 +>>19190370 +Really based Milano-frà + +The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires +It's how i like to think of Alberto Trabatti. +Work towards this dream and you will achieve it. +In bocca al lupo as they say around you. +Godspeed + +Sidenote for mokamaxxing: brew a mocca blend in your moka +--- 19190545 +>>19190521 +>it seems a bit meme-ish +good instincts. +Better results without estrogen is hario switch or clever dripper. +But all these filter the oils which is absolute avot melacha. +--- 19190551 +>>19190532 +I encourage everyone ITT to write him with your coffee related questions, he's always more than happy to answer. + +Also buy his goffee if he helped (You). + +However Alberto needs to refresh his website look because it looks dated and not so friendly. + +Did you know that he also has another website? + +https://www.mokista.it/ + +It's all dedicated to the moka, he also sells his very own moka with his brand and design, along with accessories and coffee expressly designed for moka. + +He should merge both websites imho, anyways he's based. +--- 19190554 +i bite the niche pill, what am I thinking now? have to wait a week until it arrives +--- 19190557 +>>19190521 +I use an aeropress. I don't tryhard it though, just put in two scoops of beans and then pour up to the line. I also have a moka but I don't really like the flavor from it. +--- 19190570 +>>19190551 +His moka is a hybrid between a Giannina and an ILSA moka pot, with a silicone gasket. + +Overall is good, the reducer has a superior design to my Giannina, I still prefer the bayonet closure but it's a nice pot and also priced reasonably at 59€ for 3/1 cups. +--- 19190612 +What is a good coffee blend I can get at my local supermarket (Publix)? I want something similar to starbuck's blonde espresso roast, something light with a lot of caffeine for espresso. +--- 19190618 +>>19190612 +Just buy the real thing +--- 19190619 +>>19190618 +no i hate starbucks +--- 19190671 +This is what happens when we don't bully moka autists enough. +--- 19190677 +>>19190671 +>we +you're alone schizo +moka-frà is pretty wholesome +--- 19190687 +>>19190677 +You'll tire yourself out soon. +--- 19190703 +>>19190687 +>he's jelly that a $200 moka & grinder setup makes coffee as good as his $2000 espresso setup + +Lol. Lmao. No hard feelings anon. +--- 19190713 +>>19190703 +Not surprisingly, the symptoms of bipolar disorder in someone with autism are likely to look different than they would in others. They commonly include “pressured speech” (rapid, loud and virtually nonstop talking), constant pacing, an abrupt decrease in sleep and increased impulsivity leading to aggression. +--- 19190729 +>>19190687 +Yet you seem hurried for it to finish and return to astrology coffee. +Moka-frà enjoying his goffee threatens your worldview this much? Must be a pretty delicate worldview anon. +--- 19190754 +>>19190729 +Annalisa enjoys her moka too. You should start emailing her. +https://youtu.be/QbhYNipVYSY [Embed] +--- 19190770 +>>19190754 +Not sure if seething or low key effort trolling. + +Maybe you should tip James Hoffman so he can open your email (reading and replying is optional). +--- 19190774 +me on the left +--- 19190793 +>>19190774 +Finally some good fucking goffee. +>>19190770 +Is Mamma Guiliana /ourgirl/? +https://youtu.be/Ax35WccsGoQ [Embed] +--- 19190844 +Coffee is a stupid dumb drink for babies +--- 19190897 +>>19190370 +Start small with a mobile Goffee shop then expand into full goffe train shop as per >>19190243 +There's lots of inspiration on this channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3MSUfyaWM [Embed] +--- 19190946 +>>19190029 + +Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid. + +I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT. + +People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot +--- 19190968 +this is what happens when the grinder/plastic/drink-your-coffee-day-of-roast schizo goes unchecked. it attracts other schizos. +--- 19191000 +>>19190968 +Please doing the needful sir. Never filter your oils and always brew bags roasted that week. If its been more than 48hrs your roaster is an italian jew and you need to buy laboratorio di torrefazione Giamaica caffè instead. +--- 19191028 +The moka autist doesnt like italians, either he is having an episode or there is an impostor +--- 19191036 +fukkn luv this general +schizocentral +--- 19191042 +>>19191036 +Too much caffeine is not good for the brain. +--- 19191047 +gotta say there seems to be somebody seething pretty hard +--- 19191048 +>>19191028 +The rok autist and the Alberto Trabatti sperg are different anons. +--- 19191056 +>cleaning out espresso grinder with rice +>left with a mixture of finely ground rice and ground espresso +>decide to make espresso mochi +>they're fucking horrible +learn from my mistakes brothers +--- 19191074 +It's Morphin' time! +--- 19191078 +>>19191074 +How do you avoid crushing the glass under the aeropress while pressing down? +--- 19191090 +>>19191074 +Street brew coffee? That place is so obscure that it doesn’t have a website, you can’t order directly from them and they WON’T sell your coffee place their coffee unless they approve the philosophy behind your business, hence why only a handful of places serve their coffee. +--- 19191097 +>>19191090 +kek +--- 19191101 +>>19191078 +You don't need to press that hard, most glass containers can handle it no problem. +--- 19191108 +'evening, Sirs. +--- 19191113 +This the cool guys bread? +--- 19191116 +Per me è il caffè saka gran bar +--- 19191120 +>>19191113 +Based and Gianni Frasi pilled +--- 19191122 +>>19191090 +>it doesn’t have a website, you can’t order directly from them +Wut? +https://streetbrew.ca/collections/all +--- 19191129 +How's your goffee fratelli? +--- 19191130 +That's it, I'm going to spam Alberto on /fa/. + +This man has got so many outfits I'm started to think they boost his goffee game. +--- 19191133 +>>19191122 +If you want to buy their coffee there are some stores who have them but be aware, it can be from batches of coffee not super fresh (like the one I bought) even though it’s vacuum sealed, so I suggest you to buy whole beans and not ground. +--- 19191134 +>>19191130 +Forgot the picture +--- 19191145 +>>19191134 +Sorry greasy, you're posting in a caitlin thread now. +https://youtu.be/z_F3qrxkJkY [Embed] +--- 19191152 +>>19191134 +This man is a radiates so much positivity. +Look at him happy on his goffee. Some lever machines, a train track prototyping a proper train goffee shop. +I can see why so many fear him. +--- 19191158 +>>19191152 +>a train track prototyping a proper train goffee shop +https://www.autismspeaks.org/expert-opinion/what-it-about-autism-and-trains-0 +--- 19191172 +>>19191158 +Yes im 'tistic, yes i like trains and you won't stop me. Also can't stop me. +Imagine being alive and not having a driver. +--- 19191174 +Which music do you listen to while making coffee? + +For me, it's Pino Daniele. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGo6ivsaUhk [Embed] + +Listening to this while to moka gurgles in the background fills me with joy and nostalgia it's unreal, it's almost like if I'm back in the 90s. +--- 19191210 +>>19191174 +Nice song anon +--- 19191218 +>>19191172 +It just makes alot of sense, thats all anon. The aluminum autism italy train connection has become clearer than ever. Alberto reminds me alot of this fellow. +--- 19191230 +>>19191218 +Alberto actually dresses good, though. +--- 19191236 +>>19191218 +>aluminum +--- 19191267 +>>19191218 +He's not autistic, he's just full of passion and driven by nostalgia of a world that is no more. I understand him, he's literally like me. + +>Mokista was born in 2020, to pay homage to the moment when, many years ago, I fell in love with coffee. + +>I did the shopping, many Saturdays of the year, and every day during the summer holidays, together with my mother, in Bologna in the 70s and 80s, where I was born. + +>Coffee was certainly not lacking among the foods purchased. We had a couple of regular suppliers: a grocery store in the center, and then my favorite place, the Drogheria Castiglione, in the homonymous street at number 51/d. + +>Going in and asking for ground coffee for home had become an indispensable habit, seasoned with a pinch of magic. + +>Behind the counter, a lanky man with silver hair and a gray coat, Mr. Mario, patiently listened to the customers' orders. When it was our turn, he dropped the desired weight of beans into an orange bag, which we chose from a variety of qualities – mostly blends – stored in some silos behind him. After a check on the balance, he poured them into the glass bell of a coffee grinder and started the motor. + +>A "croaking" noise, as a child could define it, lasting a few seconds, and then the closure of the bag with a couple of staples, which was placed on the counter, near the cash register, or sometimes it was handed to me by Mario himself . + +>However he went, every time I took possession of that warm casket his scent intoxicated me, and I continued to smell it without ever getting tired of it. + +[...] +--- 19191279 +>>19191267 +>But he didn't end there… The part that saw me as the most direct protagonist was at home, after lunch. I was finally preparing the Moka: it was a privilege for me to be able to open the hermetic metal jar in which we kept the coffee, and come back into contact with that irresistible scent. We still have it somewhere. + +>Naturally the operation was a ritual and a challenge. Woe to make mistakes: not only to avoid ruining the result, but to be pleased for having done a good thing, often combined with a coveted prize. Despite mum's reticence about tasting it at my tender age, due to the possible harmfulness of the drink, my grandmother's words got in the way, who ruled that "two teaspoons of coffee are good for the heart..." And so I had a free rein. + +>One fine day, two coffee grinders arrived at home, one electric and one manual. I empathized even more in the role, producing fantastic aromas directly in my kitchen. + +>A long time has passed since those days, often pervaded by a gentle light: thinking back on it, I really feel like I'm seeing those films in which a ray of sunlight passes through the rooms and makes its way through the dust of the past, suspended in mid-air . Only that there is my life, in those fragments, and not someone else's story. + +[...] +--- 19191285 +>>19191267 +>>19191279 +most relatable excerpt i've ever seen on 4chan +--- 19191290 +>>19191279 +>The Castiglione Drogheria passed to other people, when Mario reached an age suitable for his retirement, who enthusiastically managed it until a few years ago. Then, one snowy Saturday afternoon, I went to look for them to let them taste some of my Coffee – because yes, in the meantime I have become a roaster following these events – but I found the shutter lowered and the sign turned around. + +>A neighbor of their business told me it had been closed for a few months. I knew absolutely nothing about it; I was assailed by a sense of despondency and sadness for this nasty surprise. + +>But, since there is always a corner in memory for beautiful memories that must not disappear, I have made my decision. + +>Sometimes I happen to give lessons, small conferences, courses, to journalists, enthusiasts and professionals. When I tell my story, I start right here. I always told those present that in those moments I was transformed into the "Mokista" of the house, almost a high priest who performed a pagan rite. Something started going through my head… + +>…And so it was. That's why this site exists, scented with memories, and Coffee. + +--- + +TL;DR = I have become an expert coffee memelord because I have nostalgia of my grandma that called me "the little moka guy of the household" during my beloved infancy. + +If this isn't SOVL and passion... +--- 19191294 +>>19191230 +Maybe if you're into the gay discothèque scene. +>>19191236 +Italy, the land of the ubiquitous aluminum moka and alu boiler gaggias. Do most households have a moka or a two group diadema? +--- 19191307 +>>19191267 +>>19191279 +>>19191290 +Did you just post the story of how moka exposure in childhood leads to asd? +--- 19191323 +>>19191267 +>>19191279 +>>19191290 +This lord is too pure for this world. +Cristal clear why the amerilard is threatened by so much SOVL +--- 19191333 +>>19191323 +>Cristal +That's a french champagne. You can't even keep your euroboo memes straight. +--- 19191381 +>>19191333 +>french champagne +nice pleonasm bruv +Also if you never got quality sparkling wine before know that it's mostly clear hence the expression cristal clear. It was later changed to crystal clear in the americas just like aluminium to aluminum. +--- 19191414 +>>19191381 +You know, looking at their headquarters you can clearly see that it’s just a house in a residential area. + +Maybe I can use my grandma’s house as a condo roaster. How rad would it be? +--- 19191419 +I have a hand grinder and I really like it, except for the fact that the part that catches the grounds is too small for making bigger batches of coffee. +Is there an aftermarket catcher for the 1zpresso JX Pro or some other way to use it without having to empty it every ten seconds? +--- 19191420 +>>19191381 +Russians make champagne too. They call it шaмпáнcкoe. I think the translation is something like "champagne". +>The first records of the term crystal-clear come from around the 1500s. The word crystal ultimately derives from the Greek krýstallos, meaning “ice” or referring to the clear kind of rock. +--- 19191452 +>>19191419 +Also, I'd prefer the suggestion not be "put the grinder in a sandwich bag and use that to catch the grounds" if possible. +--- 19191453 +>>19191420 +champagne is made in champagne dumdum. +--- 19191469 +>>19191453 +Champagne, Switzerland? The sly frenchman has a vested interest in a maintaining a meaningless brand name. You should know not to trust him by now. +https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57733684 +--- 19191486 +>>19191469 +A man without terroir wouldn't understand such concepts. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appellation_d%27origine_contr%C3%B4l%C3%A9e +--- 19191517 +>>19191486 +You understand they're actively working on expanding the "region" right? The definition doesn't matter when you change it to make more shekels. +https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/grand-est/pourquoi-champagne-va-subir-son-plus-grand-bouleversement-1927-1621387.html +--- 19191608 +If I bought pre ground coffee at the store is it okay to grind it again to make fine grounds for espresso? +--- 19191612 +>>19191608 +Alberto says +>si proprio come faceva la nonna +--- 19191705 +>>19191612 +Seriously, this man is peak based I can’t even fathom it. How is this even possible? + +https://www.flickr.com/photos/54572240@N02/21130446256/ +--- 19191738 +>>19191705 +--- 19191767 +>>19191738 +It’s all connected anon, the world truly is a little place. + +Imagine a Penazzi x Giamaica collaboration for the ultimate kino goffee, that would be a dream. +--- 19191819 +>>19191767 +>Imagine a Penazzi x Giamaica collaboration for the ultimate kino goffee +With Gianni Frasi it would've been biblical. +--- 19191830 +This thread reminds me of panettone thread and that’s a good thing. +Same meme magic and autism. +--- 19191836 +>>19189978 (OP) +Is it possible to order Penazzi to USA? +--- 19191860 +>>19189999 +Checked but that espresso system probably cost 10x as much as a 9barista. +--- 19191868 +>>19191452 +put the grinder in a sandwich bag and use that to catch the grounds +--- 19191875 +>>19191860 +it's probably cheaper +€ 328.02 +--- 19191881 +>>19191836 +Only if they ship to the US, which you have to discover by asking Alberto directly. + +Otherwise you can buy coffee from Giamaica caffè, in the last threads I posted some link to shops that sold some of their coffees, such as this one which has a super limited selection + +https://www.gustiamo.com/italian-food-producers/torrefazione-giamaica-caffe/ + +If you want to go the import route, shop here because they’re super fast: + +https://www.espressocoffeeshop.com/en/25-giamaica-caffe +--- 19191888 +>>19191875 +Surprisingly cheap, it wins by 30 bucks. +--- 19191908 +>>19191888 +You need to add VAT and other taxes if you’re outside the uk. +It will probably end in the 400+ € range. + +It’s still a lot considered that with that money you can buy a Lelit Anna or Grace. +--- 19191912 +>>19191908 +Outside of a few specialty cases I've always seen the 9barista as being more of a neat novelty than a serious espresso brewer. Something you get if you're already into espresso and want to play around with a new gadget. +--- 19191931 +>>19191912 +Although i've been doing lots of milk drinks lately those stovetop espresso truly have SOVL +--- 19191946 +If I had money to throw around I’d buy an Alessi 9090 only for its aesthetic value. + +There’s something Futurist about it that I like. +--- 19191965 +>>19191931 +>tfw I can’t make my Giannina make that much coffee + +I need to learn Alberto’s secrets on how to master this pot. + +Tonight I tried with lower flame on the stove and although it used almost all the water, it still started gurglin too early when there was like a touch more than half the amount of coffee in the top part. + +Alberto clearly says to use the lowest flame possible. + +I refuse to believe that my pot is defective. +--- 19192065 +>>19191860 +Its a dogshit thermoblock superautomatic. Jura A1. Who knows why the king of autisticmoka is posing next to one. +>Soulless: +>Aeropress +>Espresso (automatic & super automatic) +--- 19192079 +>>19191965 +I'm sure once you get your grinder and Alberto's magic beans your Giannina will bloom and truly shine. + +>>19192065 +the butthurt is optional remember +--- 19192099 +>>19192065 +I’m under the impression that he tells people to buy super automatics because it’s the average joe best shot at getting good coffee right at home. +Not everybody is like us and has the time/the will to grind their beans, press the ground coffee, use the scale and so on…he probably is doing this out of his desire to get the most people possible into good coffee. + +Then again, if you ask him he will gladly suggest you which semi automatic machine to buy if you want to pursue that route. + +I asked him what he thought about the 1Zpresso JX Pro and he told me that it’s an excellent product for my needs (I told him that it will be used as a jolly grinder for multi style - mostly moka and espresso but V60 too), he then added that if I want he’s stocking on Time more grinders and will soon have them on sale on his website, since he wants to offer products with good core value to his customers. + +He didn’t tell me to buy his product, he told me that my choice is excellent and he’s happy that I’m stocking up on nice gear. He really is a honest gentleman. +--- 19192133 +>>19192079 +Not my tierlist. +>>19187285 → +>>19192099 +So the sovl king is shilling sovlless brewing equipment to sell more sovlfull beans? +--- 19192167 +>>19192133 +He isn’t shilling anything, he has made some reviews on the roaster YouTube channel (also a De Longhi Dedica S) and he says that if people want to try the machine they can reach him at torrefazione Penazzi and he will gladly let them try it. +Some of these machines are cheaper than semi automatics that doesn’t have a built in grinder so he tells people to go that route if they want to throw Nespresso and capsules away, he’s already talking to people used to automatic machines and it makes sense to direct them towards these things. + +His goal is to teach people the way of quality coffee, not to sell them his products and make money. He makes this very clear in his videos and I truly believe him because I interacted with the man and I know that he’s legit. +--- 19192218 +>>19189978 (OP) +>>19190054 +>>19190064 +This is how I coffee except my guy's name is Adrian... +--- 19192220 +>>19192167 +>made some reviews +>makes sense to direct them towards these things +>goal is to teach people the way of quality coffee +>buy a superautomatic +Easier to fool people than convince them they've been fooled. +--- 19192330 +>>19192220 +Is it easier to tell people to start with a 300-400€ super automatic that does everything for them or to tell them to buy a 450€ Lelit Anna + 150~300€ grinder + 25€ precision basket + 30€ tamper + 15€ WDT tool + etc..? + +It’s not about fooling people, it’s about making people go down the coffee rabbit hole per grades, you start with “cheap” equipment and if you like what you’re doing then you upgrade if you feel the need, that’s why he tell the vast majority of his public to buy a super automatic machine if they want to start trying his coffee (he even sells a box with 3 blends made for super automatics to test out). + +In some way of sorts that what I did by choosing the moka instead. +Originally I planned to shed close to 1000€ for a Lelit PL81T, an Eureka Mignon Zero grinder and various accessories, I studied all the equipment for months but then at some point I told myself to slow down and start with basic equipment to properly learn how to make coffee and test if I liked it to justify this big expense, so I ended up by already upgrading from an aluminium shitty Bialetti moka (the ones they made nowadays truly are pieces of shit regarding to quality and finish) to a full stainless steel one, then I compromised and choose to step down from the electric grinder to the manual grinder and as of today I spent under 300€. + +Guess what, since I now have a quality manual grinder I could skip buying the automatic Eureka I wanted at the beginning and use the difference to buy a better machine like the PL91T with the 58mm group, or just stay with the PL81T and pocket the cash I saved. + +Or maybe I’ll just discover that moka is all I need in my life and be happy with it for the next years. + +People who may buy super automatics could undergo the same logic path and discover that they’re happy with that product. + +It’s not that Penazzi sells them, right? They only sells you the coffee (and their custom moka, the V60 and other accessories). +--- 19192334 +>/atg/ - Alberto Trabatti General +--- 19192348 +>>19192334 +It would be an upgrade to the usual autism. +--- 19192365 +>>19192330 +I emailed a car dealership and they had a fiat for me to test drive! I have now made friends with car salesmen as they have answered my questions. +>Guess what, since I now have a quality manual grinder +Am I the one who told you a jx pro s last thread? +--- 19192368 +>>19192365 +>told you to buy a +Sorry, had tiramisu on my screen. +--- 19192912 +>>19189978 (OP) +But can he cook this? diff --git a/ck/19190134.txt b/ck/19190134.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7942019aba572af0eb85fa328e7aeca5922155fc --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190134.txt @@ -0,0 +1,96 @@ +----- +--- 19190134 +Blueberries are the worst. +The texture and taste are never the same from one berry to the next. +--- 19190152 +You sure struck gold with this blueberry thread didn't you. I bet you're just shaking waiting for some yous right now you little shitstain. +--- 19190161 +>the healthiest fruit is also the yummiest +thanks, blueberries! I owe ya one +--- 19190168 +not all blueberries are created equal. some are good and some are american mutt berries +--- 19190175 +>>19190134 (OP) +Raspberry is consistently sweet and tasty. I don't know what's wrong with blueberries. +--- 19190178 +>>19190134 (OP) +Get some fresh ones, not the stuff that was picked too early and then gassed. +Bet you also complain about tomatoes. +--- 19190183 +>>19190134 (OP) +It’s called heterogeneity. Do you even watch Adam Ragusea? +--- 19190186 +>>19190134 (OP) +I will give you unlimited (you)s Foreverially +Desu blueberries are only good in pancakes +--- 19190187 +>>19190168 +>American mutt berries +Where do you think blueberries come from? +--- 19190219 +>>19190187 +European blueberries, or bilberries, does not come from muttland +--- 19190720 +Just eat your standardized goyslop, you're too far fucking gone +--- 19190736 +>>19190134 (OP) +get out of here, you've never eaten a real blueberry, and i distrust all of your opinions, please do not reply. costco blueberries suck but stop eating your moms groceries and go touch a blueberry shrub. +--- 19190737 +>>19190134 (OP) +Organic blueberries in-season are the only ones really worth a damn, even then there is quite a bit of variation between berries +--- 19190751 +I like them in pancakes and I'm not autistic so variations from berry to berry does not upset me +--- 19190761 +I like to eat ‘em straight outta the box on toast. +--- 19190784 +>>19190134 (OP) +>The texture and taste are never the same from one berry to the next +that's part of what makes them awesome, anon. +--- 19190785 +>>19190736 +I have 10 shrubs got a good amount every summer so good +This last summer some how the birds found them and I hardly got any +Thinking of netting or something this year to keep them away, any tips? +--- 19190791 +>>19190219 +>he thinks europe is homogeneous after 1100 ad +--- 19190802 +>>19190134 (OP) +I've been eating a pint almost everyday now with pork rinds and cheese. They make my poop purple and green + +It's so fun +--- 19190804 +>>19190134 (OP) +>Blueberries +--- 19190810 +>>19190219 +yeah .yeah .yeah your tiny stretch of land is waaay more fertile than the whole of U.S +we get it +yawn +--- 19191334 +Many of the blueberries you find in the store can taste a bit off I've found but if you've ever picked wild blueberries you know they're delicious. It's a lot of fun in Fall to go pick them with family and serve them with pie and homemade whipped cream. So many memories +--- 19191341 +>>19190810 +*turns your population into a bunch of violent psychos* +--- 19191345 +Standalone fruit +--- 19191794 +I had some blueberries once; kept 'em in the fridge. After a few days, they got moldy. What did I do wrong? +--- 19191796 +>>19191794 +You're meant to eat them +--- 19191807 +>>19191796 +They don't last long, then? I can only eat so many/day. +--- 19191930 +>>19190134 (OP) +blueberries are the weakest berry when not accounting for their utility as a cereal/oatmeal topping. This makes up for their shortcomings and then some +--- 19191935 +i call em spewberries cause fuckin they make me throw up +--- 19191944 +>make blueberry jam +>the blueberries boiling turn a horrible milky grey for a while before it turns a lovely purple +--- 19191959 +>>19190810 +>waaay more fertile +Just a different species of berry. diff --git a/ck/19190236.txt b/ck/19190236.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f0d6d09e092de639578ab1bc58b56ab88c02f45c --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190236.txt @@ -0,0 +1,104 @@ +----- +--- 19190236 +I had 4 oz of a5 wagyu and spent the next day shitting my guts out and having horrible acid reflux, which I never get. Did my cousin poison me or does wagyu fuck some people up with all the fat +--- 19190242 +nah, you're just a weirdo +--- 19190257 +>>19190236 (OP) +Sounds more like you fucked up and ate rancid Wagyu or something. That, or some kind of cross-contamination like having residual poo on your fingers, getting salmonella from chicken onto your steak, failing to rinse all the soap off your plates, etc. +--- 19190309 +>>19190236 (OP) +It's like 50% fat... +--- 19190323 +>>19190236 (OP) +It's fat, what did you expect you fat ass, you're not supposed to eat that much +--- 19190333 +>japanese new york steak +--- 19190480 +>>19190236 (OP) +You have a weak gall bladder. +--- 19190502 +>>19190480 +How do I do gall bladder reps to strengthen it? +--- 19190506 +>>19190236 (OP) +no and no it sounds like you're full of shit. +I have eaten pic related and had no acid reflux, even though I get acid reflux. +--- 19190513 +>>19190502 +Eat three wagyu steaks every night +--- 19190516 +>>19190502 +Lots of liquid protein but you're on the right path. +--- 19190569 +>>19190257 +>like having residual poo on your fingers +Dude what +--- 19190575 +>>19190569 +>he doesn't know +like 80% or something americans have poop under their fingernails because they don't wash their hands properly +--- 19190577 +>>19190575 +>properly +You mean at all +--- 19190578 +>>19190575 +No that poop under the fingernails is from finger banging your mom's tight butthole. +--- 19190579 +>>19190506 +I like fat but that's too much. To me, this is the perfect amount. +--- 19190588 +>>19190569 +The fecal–oral route is one of the most prominent disease vectors. People accidentally ingest poo all the time. +--- 19190593 +>>19190575 +>americans +Most people aren't american +--- 19190616 +>>19190593 +well, those people don't matter +--- 19190643 +>>19190593 +Depending on how broadly you define personhood, one could say that most people are indeed American. +--- 19190652 +>>19190616 +Then dont use them to define "people" +>>19190643 +Oh I gotta hear this one +--- 19190694 +>>19190652 +NTA but you can write off India, Africa, and China, plus all the immigrants from those countries. Of course that means you’re dumping at least half of America, too. +--- 19190714 +>>19190569 +There's more poo, urine, sperm and blood on shopping trolleys and bus passes than there is on toilet seats. They're beyond vile. +>>19190236 (OP) +The acid reflux points at a bigger issue than mere lard ODing. +>>19190579 +Truth. +--- 19190742 +>>19190236 (OP) +If you're sensitive to high fat meals, A5 wagyu can fuck you up pretty good. +--- 19191043 +>>19190569 +>he doesn't have a scat fetish +ngmi +--- 19191094 +I fucking hate this meme meat so much, stupid fuckers praising this stupid shit "made in Japan" its meat with lots of fats, its incredible stupid, that's the kind of 4th grade tier meat in some countries, but hey Japan dude Japanese meat dude, very expensive. Expensive my ass. +I hope this meme fucking dies +--- 19191586 +>>19191094 +It's just people who only know that USDA Prime = more marbling. There's a lot more to it, of course. For any of you that have never bothered to look into it: https://www.ams.usda.gov/grades-standards/slaughter-cattle-grades-and-standards +Then there's individual breed and raising factors. +--- 19191689 +>>19190236 (OP) +>expiration date 9/12/23 +--- 19191700 +>>19191094 +A5 makes great burritos and chili. +--- 19192000 +>>19190257 +How is soap gonna give him bubble guts? +--- 19192011 +>>19192000 +soap bubbles diff --git a/ck/19190239.txt b/ck/19190239.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..864e42c1c4a07b05525ec7428fcd04160f4cb70a --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190239.txt @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +----- +--- 19190239 +(Solves the Chicken Sandwhich) + +Well /ck/? +--- 19190244 +>>19190239 (OP) +they don't make that anymore dum dum +--- 19190251 +>Chicken Burger +--- 19190543 +>>19190239 (OP) +These were fine but the chicken sandwich with bacon they had before was so fucking tasty. +--- 19190549 +btfo by popeye's if we're honest +--- 19190558 +>>19190239 (OP) +Fast food posters get the fucking rope. Kys nigger +--- 19190581 +>>19190558 +Good to know because your mom gets the pipe if you catch my drift. +--- 19190590 +>>19190251 +>Ham Burger +--- 19190595 +>>19190239 (OP) +Great but they discontinued it for some inexplicable reason and replaced with an inferior chicken burger +--- 19190640 +>>19190549 +It was the same +It was a Popeye's chicken sandwich sold at BK +--- 19190888 +>>19190239 (OP) +now post what that thing actually looks like when you buy it +--- 19190890 +>>19190239 (OP) +They took it away because minimum wage workers can't make them +--- 19191555 +>>19190595 +because the Ch'Queens (the future is female) are 1,300 calories each +--- 19191573 +>>19190239 (OP) +There is no product or photo that could ever entice me to visit a Burger King ever again. I have given them plenty of chances and the only consistent thing about their food is disappointment. + +Burger King is the worst fast food restaurant. +--- 19192609 +>>19190251 +>>19190590 diff --git a/ck/19190254.txt b/ck/19190254.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc192a1e6eeb2957d9b837e8728040bed7004686 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190254.txt @@ -0,0 +1,162 @@ +----- +--- 19190254 +Me: Passion fruit. + +>you: +--- 19190277 +>>19190254 (OP) +Mint choc chip +--- 19190281 +>>19190254 (OP) +chocolate with a nice caramel ripple +--- 19190283 +>>19190277 +i always lie in these threads in case its glowies trying to catch me +--- 19190317 +>>19190254 (OP) +Salty pistachio +--- 19190320 +I'm more of a frozen yoghurt person, but vanilla with a spoonful of Bailey's +--- 19190378 +>>19190254 (OP) +Banana +--- 19190386 +Raspberry chip or butter pecan. +--- 19190391 +>>19190283 +>The ice cream favorites line up. We've got him, boys. Activate the 2 scoops protocol +--- 19190416 +>>19190254 (OP) +cookie dough is king +--- 19190471 +Orange is very tasty. +--- 19190486 +sherbet +--- 19190496 +hazelnut +--- 19190573 +Raspberry sorbet +--- 19190580 +>>19190486 +>>19190573 +Not ice creams. +--- 19190589 +>>19190580 +How about frozen yogurt you hall monitor bitch? +--- 19190596 +>>19190589 +It's not, but the guy who mentioned frozen yogurt said he liked vanilla ICE CREAM instead. +--- 19190615 +Cannolo siciliano, babà, malaga, coconut, tiramisù, white chocolate, cookie, so many of them. + +Italian gelato of course, artisanal. +--- 19190626 +For me, it's strawberry +--- 19190634 +Had hazelnut non gluten and it tasted like celery, yuck. +Sticking with napoleon triple flavor cheat. +--- 19190682 +>>19190486 +This is a French board, please speak French. +>>19190589 +If it's proper fat yoghurt it can stay. If it's soy yoghurt it can fuck right off. +>>19190254 (OP) +Matcha tea and Belgian chocolate. +--- 19190696 +>>19190615 +omg racist +--- 19190727 +>>19190615 +Baba is French, Malaga is Spanish. Gelato includes sorbets (water) and isn't the same as ice cream which uses cream. Using a (Swiss) Pacojet isn't artisanal either. It's just duping deepfrozen shit into a ridiculously good blender. That's not artisanship, that's pushing a button. Show me one (1) quality gelateria (Gambero Rosso's 100 best gelaterie list) which doesn't use a Pacojet. +--- 19191143 +>>19190254 (OP) +I like honeycomb. Homemade pumpkin (not pumpkin pie) ixe cream is also delicious. +Anything homemade, I'm not too picky. +--- 19191151 +Dulce de leche +--- 19191166 +>>19190254 (OP) +Tamarindo. +--- 19191169 +>>19190254 (OP) +French Vanilla +--- 19191175 +>>19190254 (OP) +I do not know if it is a flavour but I enjoy Nutella Ice Cream +--- 19191186 +>>19190254 (OP) +Pistachio +Rum raisin +King cake +--- 19191222 +Superman +--- 19191363 +>>19190615 +I can smell this image. +--- 19191368 +>>19190254 (OP) +Fuck ice-cream, i only go to five guys and get a milkshake that's half strawberry half peanutbutter +--- 19191369 +Clotted cream +Runner up would be rum raisin + +But in practice I just buy vanilla and make bastardised affogato. +--- 19191376 +>>19190254 (OP) +Cunny +>>19190283 +Me too +--- 19191477 +>>19190254 (OP) +Don't @me if you disagree. You are wrong. +--- 19191500 +>>19190254 (OP) +the humble vanilla +--- 19191603 +>>19190626 +Yum +--- 19191632 +Baskin Robbins PrailinesnCream. They used to ship it into the DFACS during the war. When I first got there, I got faaat. They had other flavors to I guess +--- 19191683 +>>19190254 (OP) +Mexican Vanilla +Either that or pic +--- 19191714 +>>19190254 (OP) +French vanilla +--- 19191748 +cookie dough +--- 19191962 +>>19190254 (OP) +Blueberry +--- 19192159 +Usually I take 3 scoops of passion fruit, blackcurrant and dark chocolate +--- 19192174 +>>19190626 +Fucking based. A good strawberry ice cream is hard to beat. +--- 19192180 +Green Tea, the enlightened man's icecream +--- 19192190 +Moose Tracks, specifically this one +--- 19192210 +>>19190254 (OP) +STRAWBERRY IS BEST +SUCK MY BALLS +U +C +K + +M +Y + +B +A +L +L +S +--- 19192223 +>>19190378 +the wine guim boys +--- 19192474 +>>19190254 (OP) +i just got this tub of nanaimo bar flavoured ice cream. pretty good man diff --git a/ck/19190282.txt b/ck/19190282.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..18d87b92d1973a3c3a6737ee0cbbed7096dc3198 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190282.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 19190282 +pretty sure I could survive indefinitely on this 2bh +--- 19190418 +>>19190282 (OP) +I like mackerel in tomato sauce, but the mercury would kill you if you lived on it. +--- 19190424 +>>19190282 (OP) +>discontinued +brehs... +--- 19190429 +>>19190418 +Make sure you get enough selenium and mercury isnt an issue. +--- 19190436 +>>19190424 +Asda do a korma one and a thai green curry one. +--- 19190587 +>>19190429 +Mercury is literally a brain toxin +--- 19190605 +>>19190587 +so is reading your dumb ass posts +--- 19190613 +>>19190605 +I accept your concession +--- 19190942 +>>19190587 +we are talking about mercury in relation to consuming fish and getting adequate selenium will prevent mercury toxicity in that scenario. +--- 19190950 +What should I eat for selenium gains, per tin of fish? +--- 19190978 +>>19190950 +>selenium +brazil nuts +--- 19190984 +>>19190613 +Now accept deez nutz +--- 19191041 +>>19190424 +Sainsbury's still do a curry one. + +Had a can of Teriyaki Mackerel on toast for my lunch today, very tasty +--- 19191318 +I'm a sainsbury's guy, but the sriracha mackerel blows the absolute fuck out of all the other flavours. + +How do you eat yours? I'm trying to lose weight so I tend to stirfry some veg and mix one in. diff --git a/ck/19190285.txt b/ck/19190285.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d34def899733dc421ce5adbd4d4f7bd7460f421e --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190285.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 19190285 +What are some foods you can keep growing/regrow? I replanted scallions and they keep growing. I'd like to try herbs too. What are some small perennials that will keep growing something edible every years. +--- 19191111 +bump interested +--- 19191125 +>>19190285 (OP) +Using plain water will get you regrowth, but because tapwater doesn't have many bio-available nutrients the plant will be weak in flavor. The plant is going to use all of its current nutrients and energy to adapt (regrow) to its new environment as a survival tactic before it dies resulting in a larger plant but duller flavor. Use freshwater aquarium water as it has been fertilized with fish waste and is in the chemical parameters that plants like. +Smaller plants like spring onions, onion greens, certain herbs, or carrot tops are good if they are being used as garnish or aromatics. If you're looking to regrow an entire head of lettuce for a salad you many as well grow it in a garden or DIY a small aqua or hydroponic setup. +Its funner than throwing waste in the compost pile and nice if you want to add a bit of green to your food, but there are better ways of stretching greens cheaply. Not going to lie I still keep a mason jar to sprout onions and garlic on my window ciel. When you are looking for ideas online, when you see the "betta fish in a jar setup" i recommend against it. It effectively creates fertilized water but the wish will often die of stress and ammonium poisoning. Very cruel. +Tldr: works technically but there are better ways +--- 19191242 +City slickers discovering what a garden is whoa! diff --git a/ck/19190405.txt b/ck/19190405.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..05f7d2b2d6e404ce1713d854ef9f3008bc8bb531 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190405.txt @@ -0,0 +1,94 @@ +----- +--- 19190405 +can you tell me what us state has contributed the most to food? I think michigan is the best. detroit pizza, coney dogs, whitefish, cherries, faygo, vernors, olive burgers, cudighi, the list goes on +--- 19190413 +>>19190405 (OP) +Detroit pizza is good, but chili dogs, fruit, fish, and Italian sausage sandwiches weren't invented in michigan +--- 19190419 +>>19190405 (OP) +Coastal states for seafood +--- 19192130 +>>19190405 (OP) +>what us state has contributed the most to food? +Globally? Most likely either Louisiana or NY. +--- 19192207 +>faygo +mfw +--- 19192219 +I'm from Michigan and pastys fucking suck. I hate that they're considered a state food because they're awful. +--- 19192235 +>>19192219 +this is like saying all sandwiches suck because you ate one you didn't like +--- 19192236 +>>19192207 +they were the greatest contributor to music in the century +--- 19192261 +>>19192219 +This is a bad opinion +--- 19192279 +California for the amount of produce it produces. So much of America's wine is from California + +California brought fast food into modernity. +San Francisco's Mission style burritos became the origin of Chipotle +San Francisco popularized Chinese American food +Los Angeles was known for Spago or the everything on a Pizza + +The lowly donut became a Friday Morning treat for most businesses in LA. Whereas the east coast has the bagel, the donut is king in LA. + +Massive craft beer has its origins in Homebrewers near San Diego +--- 19192292 +>>19192235 +except the ingredients of a Michigan pasty are only marginally different. every recipe is 95% similar unlike sandwiches. They're all the same and they all suck. +--- 19192298 +>>19192279 +California wine sucks, but yes California was once great. It's now a literal dumpster fire. If I could go back to early 1900s Cali when Steinbeck was around id die happy +--- 19192309 +>>19190405 (OP) +Can't beat Chicago or New York for variety. +--- 19192351 +>>19192279 +As a CA native I came into this thread to shit on California's contributions to the culinary world despite California having some of the best restaurants in the world and having the best agriculture on the planet, but after reading your post I realized CA isn't so worthless in terms of its culinary contributions. + +We also have CA to thank for the best sandwich - the french dip. + +And the: +>hot fudge sundae +>cheeseburger +>cioppino fish soup + +While CA may have some of the best restaurants in the world, I still would rather go to the midwest, New York, and the south for food tourism. +--- 19192396 +>>19190405 (OP) +Jet’s pizza with turbo crust and a black cherry Vernor’s is the ultimate Michigan kino +--- 19192560 +>>19190405 (OP) +>whitefish, cherries +Hwut +You're saying Michigan invented these? +>faygo, vernors, olive burgers, cudighi +Literally what + +>>19192130 +This + +>>19192309 +Chicago might be third for being the birthplace of jibaritos & brownies alone +--- 19192572 +>>19192219 +Pasties are great, you’re just gay. Good Great Lakes fish & chips, too. +--- 19192578 +>>19190405 (OP) +Louisiana +--- 19192585 +>>19192309 +I grew up in Detroit. I remember the first time I visited Chicago. I was like wow, this is amazing! It’s so weird to be in a city that people actually live in! I quickly wished to be back in Detroit. +--- 19192597 +>>19192560 +The best burgers in the world are in Chicago, at Billy Goat Tavern. +--- 19192599 +Detroit is great because it’s the dead canary in the coal mine. The rest of the country is just now beginning to experience what Detroit already went through 50 years ago. +--- 19192615 +>>19190405 (OP) +Mississippi. We invented the Koolickle. We did this; not you. This is a culinary plane of existential nihilism you can only dream about. Sometimes we deep fry them. Stay jealous. +--- 19192723 +>>19192597 diff --git a/ck/19190494.txt b/ck/19190494.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bdf056222a52cbdd9f4daa93c42a1e65a514bbda --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190494.txt @@ -0,0 +1,105 @@ +----- +--- 19190494 +>Make pizza to eat with a friend +>He doesn't eat the crust +--- 19190500 +>>19190494 (OP) +--- 19190504 +Your fault for associating with "people" like that. It's better to be alone with dignity. +--- 19190508 +>take friend out to eat noodle soup (pho/ramen/chinese noodles, whatever the fuck he feels like) +>he doesnt finish his noodles, soup still fills most of his bowl +>he ordered small +>he claims hes full +Every goddamn time, We're both about the same size and yet I always devour the biggest size they have, and drink all the delicious broth too but he cant even do so with the smallest size. Peeves me so much to see people waste their food like this +--- 19190645 +>>19190494 (OP) +did you give him some ranch to dip the crust in?? +--- 19190849 +>>19190508 +Sounds like youre jealous that theyll stay thin while you get fat as fuck eating like a pig. +--- 19190865 +>>19190645 +Garlic aioli mayonnaise, not ranch +--- 19190904 +>>19190494 (OP) +I just use this board to salvage funny reaction images +--- 19190907 +>>19190849 +we're both massive orcs +--- 19190909 +>>19190494 (OP) +mfw left 2 crusts in the box one time and everyone threw a fit +--- 19190925 +>>19190909 +You deserve to be murdered +--- 19190926 +>>19190865 +i was gonna make some joke about you but if you gave him garlic mayo and he didnt use it, hes retarded +--- 19190936 +>had a long day at work +>get home and devour 1 and 1/2 pizzas +I usually eat 4 slices. +Has anyone else eaten an unusually large amount at once? I had to stop myself because I wasn’t getting “full”. I could’ve easily eaten both pizzas. +--- 19190937 +>>19190909 +deserved +--- 19190938 +>>19190494 (OP) +>didn't make a dip for the crust +--- 19190951 +>>19190936 +I have a physically taxing vocation and even I don't eat that much much, this means you should fix your palate and lose weight, you fat fuck +--- 19191408 +>>19190951 +A normal person could easy crush 2 whole thin crusts +--- 19191412 +Bros.. I added too much malt.. +--- 19191421 +>>19190494 (OP) +where I live they let you pay a fee and you can eat as much pizza as you want from a selection they keep making and serving. + +I never eat the crust just so I can eat more pizza. +--- 19191425 +>>19190907 +Your friend is probably an alcoholic who drinks and binge eats all day in which case noodle soups can be very filling. +--- 19191432 +>>19191421 +Usually the obvious baotnstuff doesn't phase me but that looks like amazing crust I hope he ate it after. +--- 19191497 +>>19190494 (OP) +--- 19191502 +>>19191497 +that has to be the only time "asmr" has worked for me visually +watching the lil fucker just looking so small and relaxed makes me slightly sleepy +--- 19191508 +>>19191502 +ASMR isn't a sleepy feeling. It's a feeling of little sparks pinging along your nerves. +--- 19191514 +>>19191508 +oh well i get that with murmurs , i dunno why watching a lil monkey fella getting a hair cut makes me feel so drowzy +monkey see monkey or do whatever +--- 19191520 +Make him deep dish and I bet he will eat the crust. +--- 19192464 +>>19190494 (OP) +>free breadsticks +--- 19192537 +I NEVER EAT THE CRUST. +SEETHE AND COPE, TRANNIES. +--- 19192548 +>>19190494 (OP) +He probably sucks cock though. +--- 19192594 +>>19192537 +Never realized how much this little fuck looks like Bert Kreisher +--- 19192613 +>>19192594 +>Bert Kreisher +dude is peak american. fat gross and disgusting and loud. +--- 19192639 +>>19192537 +GIMME FUE GIMME FIAH +--- 19192653 +>>19191514 +you have tired monkey syndrome diff --git a/ck/19190584.txt b/ck/19190584.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eb3488f667214835f899e43dea7c5ebf77054e15 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190584.txt @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +----- +--- 19190584 +Got any advice for making poutine? Planning on making some for the boys tomorrow and it'll be my first attempt actually making it. + +>cheese curds at store: $2.99/5oz [142g] +>found a good gravy recipe +>know I gotta double fry my fries + +Anything I'm missing? +--- 19190602 +>>19190584 (OP) +I take a fat poutine every morning. Next time let me know you want some so I remember not to flush +--- 19190607 +extra crispy fries so they hold up well. canadians dont do this, those disgusting heathens like their fries shitty and soft +--- 19191322 +>>19190607 +You're goddamn right we do. +Eating poutine is an experience in 4 dimensions as you race to finish it before it becomes a soggy disaster, and then regret your choices for the next hour +--- 19192339 +What the fuck, I just made poutine a few hours ago +--- 19192349 +>>19192339 +thats spooky bro +--- 19192355 +>>19190584 (OP) +>Got any advice for making poutine? +Don't try to make it upscale. Make it tasty, sure, but remember that poutine is for eating at four in the morning when you're blitzed out of your mind. +--- 19192377 +>>19192339 +Sorry to hear you're a fat lazy sack of shit. +--- 19192468 +>>19192377 +I can literally kill you in a single punch and outsprint you with ease. Say that again to me and I will track you down and stab your dog. Don't fuck with me, cunt diff --git a/ck/19190608.txt b/ck/19190608.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..da29e9ecf1eee38384262d15da66632ee9db72ea --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190608.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 19190608 +Man this is the nastiest sip I ever had +--- 19191046 +>>19190608 (OP) + +For me, it's Riot. This shit made me spit it up when I first sipped it because it's pretty much just tea, and barely any of the advertised flavor. They need to better inform us that it's a tea-based drink. + +I don't know what your drink tastes like, >>19190608 (OP), but it says "plant-based." Was your drink also basically tea? +--- 19191084 +>>19190608 (OP) +'cuz only monster white is a sip. every other variation, including monsters, are not a sip +these aren't my rules, I only learned them +--- 19191105 +>>19190608 (OP) +Tried this sip from Aldi + +Like a better version of Rockstar +--- 19191107 +>>19191105 +--- 19191180 +I'm fuckin addicted to these things but they're expensive. Two for $5 at my local hadji mart +--- 19191209 +>>19191046 +It was fizzy and tea at least has some flavor. +--- 19191217 +>Plant based +This should've been your first clue. Only faggots use this branding +--- 19191248 +>>19191180 +>l hadji mart +u live in syria? +--- 19191295 +>>19191248 +Yes +East Syria, Ohio diff --git a/ck/19190721.txt b/ck/19190721.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0a2168b0e5ce965030c0e7692a8ba8ea8eea44d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190721.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 19190721 +It's stuck, what do? +--- 19190725 +Give up and throw it away +--- 19190741 +>>19190721 (OP) +Decide which one you like more and smash the other to pieces. +--- 19190752 +>>19190721 (OP) +Hot water +--- 19190772 +>>19190721 (OP) +get a man to help +--- 19190789 +>>19190752 +Then cold +--- 19190820 +>>19190721 (OP) +Flex the pot this way and then pull the cup out +--- 19190859 +I did it +--- 19190875 +>>19190859 +Yay +--- 19190949 +>>19190859 +Congratulations bro! I knew you could! :) +--- 19191215 +>>19190859 +Fake +--- 19191427 +>>19190859 +when no woman could diff --git a/ck/19190731.txt b/ck/19190731.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85a9ee1eff13ea79ee106bfa5ab0cd43eb0cf707 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190731.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 19190731 +When I eat fruits and vegetables I'm always hungry afterwards. Only bread or potatoes fill me up. How do you call this condition in your country? +--- 19190744 +pre-diabetes +--- 19190747 +>>19190731 (OP) +You have a gut full of yeast that is controlling your brain. +--- 19190763 +>>19190747 +How do I get rid of them? +--- 19190768 +>>19190763 +Replace bread and potatoes with meat. +--- 19190773 +>>19190731 (OP) +>How do you call this condition in your country? + +Unfillable except by Bread & Potatoes syndrome + +It's incurable btw +--- 19190780 +Eat meat and veg. No hunger, and good nutrition. +--- 19190835 +>>19190780 +what veg homeboy. + +"veg" could mean like a million different things +--- 19190923 +>>19190780 +you won't believe what potatoes are +--- 19192661 +>>19190731 (OP) +Insulin resistance. +--- 19192666 +>>19190835 +Leafy greens that are low in carbs. You are eating the veggies to act as filler space. +--- 19192667 +>>19190923 +tubers? +--- 19192669 +>>19190731 (OP) +I call it being very nice and chill, just very cool, you know? Not into the whole alpha male, competition thing, you dig? +--- 19192675 +>>19192666 +Actually, Satan, some of us like leafy greens. I just had a salad, myself. diff --git a/ck/19190743.txt b/ck/19190743.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bca9196f68cf22b4aa89f41d80cf44c2227b4ba9 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190743.txt @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +----- +--- 19190743 +Convenience foods that are actually worth the extra cost +--- 19190746 +Millennial Godsend +--- 19190776 +Cheese, it's like a brick of milk +--- 19190800 +>>19190743 (OP) +What's wrong with that kid's neck +--- 19190811 +>>19190800 +obvious plant +--- 19190824 +>>19190800 +He copied that. +--- 19190832 +This shit. +--- 19190839 +Guilty to liking these, easy to make for breakfast when I'm in a hurry glass of orange juice good to go +--- 19190929 +yay meme thread +--- 19191231 +>>19190743 (OP) +I want to fuck the chick on the left so fucking bad +--- 19191293 +>>19190800 +enjoyed too much +--- 19191741 +>>19190839 +it takes literally one minute to cook an omelette, the fuck is wrong with you +--- 19191773 +>>19191741 +It takes longer than a minute +--- 19191786 +It seems like it would take more effort to open a precracked egg than it would to open a real uncracked egg. +But judging by a number of /ck/ threads I've seen today, there are some master chefs here that might not be capable of using anything other than precracked eggs. +--- 19191791 +>>19191786 +Man u are dum. Like really really really fucking dum. Shit. +--- 19192147 +>>19190743 (OP) +Better than bouillon. Not as good as a rich stock, but really good. +--- 19192160 +>>19191786 +The package has an easy-open tag which forms into a slide to direct the egg. It's amazing how convenient it is. You don't realize until you try it. +--- 19192177 +>>19192160 +Maybe it's fimally time to give it a go +--- 19192350 +>>19190743 (OP) +It's worth the extra cost of packaging to the store when you take into account it's likely fruit that looked like shit and nobody was going to buy +--- 19192360 +>>19192177 +Let us know if you enjoy. +--- 19192400 +>>19190743 (OP) +I enjoy +--- 19192403 +>>19192350 +>jews tell me to reduce plastic, don't eat meat, eat the bugs +>they do shit like this +--- 19192422 +>>19192403 +Jews claim Russia is evil because they don't like gays and make money from selling gass +Jews claim that china is allright even tho they don't like gays and make money from selling gas diff --git a/ck/19190778.txt b/ck/19190778.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7cf2775edee6e34924aa204664447a92a19ff679 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190778.txt @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +----- +--- 19190778 +What's the difference between soup, stock, stew and broth? +--- 19190787 +broth is made from flesh, stock is made from bones, stews are generally thicker than soups +--- 19190852 +>>19190787 +some people say a man is made outta mud +a poor man's made outta muscle and blood +muscle and blood and skin and bone +with a mind thats weak and a back thats strong +--- 19190862 +>>19190787 +>broth is made from flesh, stock is made from bones +Correct. Stock is also an ingredient, whereas broth is something that can be consumed as is (and no, "bone broth" is not a real thing; it is a made-up term used to sell people stock at 10X the price). +>stews are generally thicker than soups +It has nothing to do with the thickness, but with the size of the chunks of food in it. +--- 19190868 +>>19190787 +>>19190862 +False, just look at the term "Bone Broth" and you will realize how foolish your silly rule looks +--- 19190916 +>soup +a liquid meal of veg and/or meat +>stock +Meat/veg infused water intended as an ingredient to add to something +>broth +Meat/veg infused water intended to consume as is +>stew +a broth/stock but chunky +--- 19190928 +>>19190778 (OP) +Stock: Base for sauces or brothes. Basically stuff cooked in water to extract its flavours. Just use thr word fond instead so retards can't bitch about the meat/bones bullshit. +Broth: Stock that is salted and seasoned and an actual dish. +Soup: A broth with stuff added. +Stew: A thick soup or ragout. +--- 19190932 +>>19190916 +>>broth +>Meat/veg infused water intended to consume as is +false again , broth can be an ingredament +--- 19190934 +>>19190932 +shut the fuck up gronk +--- 19190935 +>>19190778 (OP) +soup and stew are meals types. +--- 19190966 +>>19190868 +Bone broth is another name for stock +--- 19191022 +>>19190928 +>Stew: A thick soup or ragout +wut? +--- 19191892 +>>19190928 +You nailed it. Many soups and most stews are broth or stock to which a thickener is added after simmering with protein and/or veg/fruit (tomato and olive are fruit). Thickener may be a portion reserved and blended to puree or potato or flour folded in. Soup or stew are meals and typically broth and stock are ingredients in meals unless you are feeling ill in which instances stock or broth may be more favorably tolerated. +--- 19191925 +>>19190778 (OP) +you drink soup, eat stew, and use stock/broth as an ingredient. +--- 19191939 +>>19190778 (OP) +Stocks are unseasoned, they're just an ingredient - a base. They become broths when you add seasoning and more ingredients to it. Broths are in a state that you can reasonably consume in a finished dish whereas stocks are meant to have stuff added to them before you consume them. +The liquid in soups is broth, not stock, even if the liquid was made from bones, because that liquid has been seasoned if the soup was made properly. + +Stews are like soups but the liquid is thick. There's a saying "soup is stuff swimming in liquid and stews are stuff coated in liquid." + +>>19190787 +>broth is made from flesh, stock is made from bones +a common NPC misconception. If this was the case then bone broth wouldn't be a thing, nor would vegetable stock. +--- 19192087 +>>19191939 +>There's a saying "soup is stuff swimming in liquid and stews are stuff coated in liquid." +Also, there are dishes where you can't quite tell if they're soups or stews. It's a continuum, a tasty tasty continuum. +--- 19192105 +>>19190966 +they're actually different things +--- 19192164 +>>19192105 +bone broth is named by retards. Fortunately a couple of those retards are nice enough to make some that work better as cooking stock or cooking stock than all the other bullshit out there with cabbage and whatever the hell else. diff --git a/ck/19190819.txt b/ck/19190819.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ca5bd27f2c2208f3ac56024bb0b574065ce3123d --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190819.txt @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +----- +--- 19190819 +>"lets take a test" +>*proceeds to record himself eating for 15 seconds* +why does he do this? +--- 19190826 +>>19190819 (OP) +I've never seen someone say so little with so much. +--- 19190827 +>>19190819 (OP) +Do you think he's there to savor the food? Hate or love him, and a part of his job is to be objective. That means he has to cleanse his palette, to be fair. +--- 19190842 +>>19190819 (OP) +so I have enough time to cum +--- 19190846 +>>19190819 (OP) +Who is it? + +Video link? +--- 19190930 +>>19190819 (OP) +oh boy, ANOTHER sandwich recipe chlebowski? how exciting +--- 19190956 +>>19190930 +I've only watched a single one of this dude's videos. I immediately turned it off when he recommended baking bread specifically for this single sandwich, heavily insinuating that the sandwich wouldn't be any good with fresh baked bread. Fuck off. +--- 19190976 +>>19190819 (OP) +This guy is a weirdo. He travels the world with his brother. The both of them live together, how weird is that? +--- 19191003 +>>19190976 +sociopathic behavior ngl +--- 19191008 +>>19190819 (OP) +>why does he do this? +Because people watch his videos. + +I have a youtube channel, abandoned atm, and I quickly learn that you are more inclined to do things that bring you more views. Seems obvious, but it wasn't to me. + +Whatever stupid gimmick you see in whichever genre, people are doing it because there are people watching it. +--- 19191073 +>>19190956 +>he recommended baking bread specifically for this single sandwich +>heavily insinuating that the sandwich wouldn't be any good with fresh baked bread +What +--- 19191081 +>>19191073 +I'll try to find the video. It was a recipe for a generic sandwich which he started by saying essentially "yeah so first you're going to want to make this dough, let it proof and rise overnight at least. Here's a dough I made 48 hours ago." He then went on to say of course you can make the sandwich with store bought bread, and he did this gay little sigh and waved his hands at the thought of not using fresh baked break. He's such a pretentious loser. +--- 19191106 +He's a manlet trying to cope. +--- 19191124 +>>19191081 +that wasn't a 'you cant be serious' what, that was a 'what the fuck are you trying to say' what +--- 19191126 +>>19191073 +>>19191124 +he probably meant to say that it *WOULD NOT* be any good without fresh bread +--- 19191131 +>>19191081 +so have you ever considered the fact that you might be on the spectrum? +--- 19191138 +>>19191131 +hi Ethan +--- 19191149 +>>19191138 +hi.... +--- 19192155 +>>19191081 +>cooking youtuber shills cooking +>this upsets the autist +--- 19192166 +>>19190819 (OP) +is he gay? +>>19190976 +is he gay? +--- 19192176 +One of the better channels out there. You guys are legitimate retards lol diff --git a/ck/19190871.txt b/ck/19190871.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c1d958213f5d47a1153e4ce3468947c9b0015ed4 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190871.txt @@ -0,0 +1,926 @@ +----- +--- 19190871 +>have 30 people for wedding +>Looking for cheap restaurant for dinner +> Find good place where all the meals on the normal menu are $15-20. +>Call to make a reservation +>"Oh a wedding, you need to rent a private room and a special menu also we have a minimum purchase rate of $2500" +>I Just wanted to sit down at two large tables and have everyone order from the menu +>"No, that's not possible" +> Your restaurant seats 200 people right? +>"Yes" +> And your usually full meaning you're cooking for 200 people at a time, right? +>"Yes" +> Then can we get 40 seats and order off the normal menu? +>"Your party needs to rent a private room and have a special menu. The minimum purchase price is $2500" + +What the fuck? +--- 19190876 +>>19190871 (OP) +You’re supposed to say “nevermind I can cook myself” +--- 19190879 +Don't mention it's a wedding next time +--- 19190881 +>hang up +>call back an hour later +>I'd like to make a reservation for a party of 40 people +simples :) +--- 19190885 +>>19190871 (OP) +should have said it was for a sales pitch thing +--- 19190912 +Restaurant work should be mandatory the same way military service is mandatory in certain countries. It seems so simple, but even really smart people turn into complete retards when they start talking about restaurants and how they operate. + +A party of 40 in a restaurant that seats 200 would completely fuck up the flow of everything, not to mention they're likely going to stay three times longer than regular tables. +--- 19190917 +>>19190871 (OP) +Flowershops do the same thing. +>"I'd like a bridal bouquet" +>"That'll be $200" +>Ok +>Hang up +>Go to the store +>"I'd like a bouquet of such and such flowers" +>It's exactly like the bridal bouquet +>"That'll be $40" +Everyone jumps the price hike gun when weddings are mentioned. I blame the Americans for normalizing bankrupt tier weddings. I can only imagine how many husbands and wives break up because they completely shat themselves with spending on their wedding with associated debt. +--- 19190918 +>>19190871 (OP) +Because wedding parties are LOUD. +--- 19190931 +Everywhere I've worked would want pre-order at minimum for table of 40 +--- 19190939 +>>19190871 (OP) +ur ghey +--- 19190943 +>>19190917 +Americans normalized this? Have you seen a Chinese, Indian, African, or European wedding? +--- 19190947 +>>19190918 +And no one wants to deal with your bridezilla for normal pay +And you have outed yourself as lower class by even doing such a think in lieu of a proper catered dinner. +Just from the information ITT its easy to see that this dinner has a 30% chance of becoming a total nightmare for the staff. +Yeah , fuck right the fuck off with your wedding dinner on the cheap idea. +--- 19190953 +>>19190943 +European, yes, otherwise just movie crap and no movies are as popular as grand American wedding movies. +--- 19190962 +>>19190871 (OP) +In theory you're paying a kind of quality insurance for the event but it's a scam, you should have said it was a party +>wedding cake: $500 +>party cake: $150 +--- 19190964 +>>19190871 (OP) +>I Just wanted to sit down at two large tables +One large table seats six, you are talking about pushing tables together. +If you call back later trying to make a reservation for 30, I hope they remember you and tell you to fuck off +--- 19190967 +>>19190871 (OP) +just do a bbq wedding in the park like a normal person +--- 19190972 +>>19190912 +>A party of 40 in a restaurant that seats 200 would completely fuck up the flow of everything +A restaurant that seats 200 people could logistically be cooking and serving over 500 meals on a busy night. They should be well prepared to cook and serve 40 people in one party, what the fuck are you on about. A 200 seat restaurant is not a fucking diner or a hole in the wall take-away joint. +--- 19190996 +>>19190972 +You're talking about nearly a quarter of the entire restaurant putting its order in at exactly the same time. Do you really not see the problem there? Pay attention to the word "flow". +--- 19191034 +>>19190996 +>Do you really not see the problem there? +No because I've actually worked in a 200 seat restaurant while you work at a fucking KFC. +>40 orders in at exactly the same time +Think about this for a second genius and how those orders are taken by the waitstaff and pay attention to the word "flow". +--- 19191083 +>>19190871 (OP) +I worked for a photographer who hated doing weddings and I found out why after we worked one. People are super demanding about what to do for weddings and it normally involves being apart of the planning for the wedding and doing the mock runs before the actual wedding. You can spend days of time working on these stupid events and the couple normally ends up ordering 10-100 prints at most. + +If some place is telling you that you have to order off of a special menu, it costs more, and you have to be in the private room, they are telling you to fuck off because they don't want to do it. The photographer I worked for would overcharge for weddings by ten fold for normal events and highly encouraged the bride and groom to look elsewhere or just do a few shots at his studio. +--- 19191132 +>>19191083 +Heh. My dad was a photographer, back in the day before Walmart and cellphones ruined the business. Weddings were actually his bread and butter. The money was made in selling the package, then praying after the wedding people ordered extra prints. But they were a nightmare to work. Nobody ever wanted to do what you asked, and this was a few years back when people were more civilized. He’d get the wedding party together before the ceremony for alter pics and pose them, and when they wouldn’t comply he found the best way of dealing with them was to simply sit down. Nothing made BRIDEZILLA or HER MOTHER more angry than seeing the peasant photographer sitting down. They’d do the yelling to get everybody organized, lul. My father was a brilliant man. + +>>19190918 +And this is why they want you in a private room. I’m assuming you were booking for a wedding party the night of the rehearsal after they’ve done their run throughs. Everybody is starving. Everybody is drinking. Lots of short tempers towards wait staff and bursts of raucous laughter. A proper restauraunt knows to hire extra staff to handle ONLY that wedding party and to isolate them from the rest of the restaurant. They don’t want return customers storming angrily out because of several loud tables that staff appear to be treating special instead of kicking out. Wedding parties are also notoriously LOUSY tippers, because typically the groom’s parents are picking up the entire bill and get sticker shock. Guests don’t tip, because they think it’s all covered. +--- 19191135 +>>19191034 +>how those orders are taken by the waitstaff +The waitstaff is going to put the entire order in at once (or rather, on a few separate tickets back to back, ideally starting with the most important guests at the table), because they're working for tips, and a wedding party is not going to be happy if one side of a table is getting their desserts while the other is still eating their appetizers. People are fine waiting 15-20 minutes for their food on a busy night, but if the kitchen is doing a 40 top ordering off the menu that's going to push every other table back, and then there's the basic logistics of having a few servers to bring it all out so that the window doesn't get backed up. But go on, tell me more about your extensive restaurant experience. +>>19191083 +>they are telling you to fuck off because they don't want to do it +That's not true. Restaurants make bank on banquet/catering type gigs. They just need advance notice and the staff to plan for it. A special menu is used because it's a lot easier for a kitchen to form an assembly line and get out a ton of a handful of plates, rather than having to do 40 different orders with substitutions, etc. The only people who don't like it are the cooks. +--- 19191140 +>>19190879 +Truth +--- 19191148 +>>19191135 +>because they're working for tips +--- 19191160 +>>19190917 +It's supposed to be payed by the father of the bride to get rid of his money pit daughter. +--- 19191165 +>>19191148 +Stop trying to change tipping culture you're not going to change tipping culture +--- 19191167 +>>19191148 +Was there anything in the OP to make you think he wasn't talking about the US? Retarded frog. +--- 19191171 +>>19191160 +Father's aren't nearly as "bound" to pay for frivolous bullshit for their DAUHTERS as a husband. +--- 19191182 +OP has been BTFO and probably not coming back. +But also he has for sure not absorbed the information given him. He has no idea that he is a nightmare customer and does not want to internalize this so he will just leave to avoid all the mental gymnastics of him trying to still think he is a good person +--- 19191184 +>>19191171 +Hey look, an incel has wandered into the thread. That's cool. They're always so funny, and original, and insightful. +--- 19191191 +OP, what you should do is rob the restaurant two days before the wedding, so you'll not only have enough money to pay for the food, but they will be so grateful to have the money that they won't even care if you don't leave a tip +--- 19191208 +OP BTFO holy shit + +what an awful take +--- 19191216 +>>19191184 +Yes anon. Father's surely feel obliged to spend loads of money on their daughters frivolous excess so they can keep having sex far more than a husband would. You got this incel mentality backwards. +--- 19191232 +>>19191184 +are you a woman? +--- 19191235 +Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper these days to just put the groom and the bride in a green screen room and make a CGI wedding in real time using AI, and then broadcast it "live" on the internet? +Later, everyone could tweet about how much they enjoyed attending the wedding while eating a tv dinner. +--- 19191252 +>>19191235 +Believe it or not, the bride actually finds it important to have friends and family there in person when she and the groom declare their love for each other, and their intention to spend the rest of their lives together. Maybe nobody else wants to be there, but it's just something you endure for the sake of this whole "marriage" thing society has deemed important. +--- 19191259 +>>19191182 +>hi, I want to give your business 40 paying customers +>OMIGOD YOU ARE THE WORST NIGHTMARE CUSTOMER EVAR +sudoku immediately +--- 19191276 +>>19191252 +Maybe, but if you're doing a CGI wedding, maybe you could set it up so you can see the avatars of the invited guests. Like you could have a nazi pepe sitting next to a colored pepe, who is sitting next to a handrubbing jew, and so on. +--- 19191301 +>>19191259 +You sound like one of those people who makes a giant fuss over one little mistake and demands to speak to the manager. You then tell them how you're A PAYING CUSTOMER and they have LOST YOUR BUSINESS. + +Do you know what the manager is thinking while he calmly explains how sorry he is that your experience was less than stellar, and how unfortunate it is that you wont be returning? He's thinking, "good riddance. Fuck that guy. I'm wasting my time talking to an idiot who is making a scene when there's a hundred more important things I should be doing to keep everything running smoothly. I've never even seen that guy before so his business isn't worth much, and I hope I never see him again." +--- 19191312 +>>19190917 +This happens outside of the US too. You mention "wedding" and the price goes way up in India. +--- 19191336 +>>19191301 +picrel looks like she wants that BBC. why else would she have all those waddymelons? +--- 19191339 +>>19191301 +>one little mistake and demands to speak to the manager. +its called having standards u stupid nose ring wearing hair dyed t shirt wearing wagie. +--- 19191340 +>>19191276 +brb. gonna run this by my girlfriend. +--- 19191344 +>>19191259 +>I want to give your business 40 paying customers + +Whats that I hear? is that the mating call of the Splittailed Karen? +--- 19191354 +>>19190917 +>Americans for normalizing bankrupt tier weddings +You have no idea what you're talking about. Weddings have been huge community events since long before Spanish cock ever raped its first squaw. +--- 19191359 +>>19191339 +>its called having standards +No, it's called being an entitled cunt who thinks their time is worth more than everyone else's. +--- 19191365 +>>19191359 +>No, it's called being an entitled cunt who thinks their time is worth more than everyone else's. +My time is, from my perspective, literally worth more than everyone else's, because if I were to cease to exist, then so would everyone else. That means that any time wasted by figments of my imagination are an inconvenience. +--- 19191378 +>>19191132 +>Nothing made BRIDEZILLA or HER MOTHER more angry than seeing the peasant photographer sitting down +based +--- 19191380 +>>19191344 +>Whats that I hear? is that the mating call of the Splittailed Karen? +Is it wrong when I get a boner from looking at girls doing dumb things? +--- 19191383 +>>19191365 +>tfw you realize you're talking to a 14 year old who's probably never paid for a single meal in his entire life +--- 19191390 +>>19191383 +>wagie is angry +not that anon btw +--- 19191393 +>>19191380 +Why would you associate split-tail with your dick? You got a forked tongue kind of thing going down there? +--- 19191410 +>>19191393 +Anons boner is coming from the action of the woman in the photo +An action you probably do not recognize +--- 19191418 +>>19191390 +Haha, yeah. All those old people who need to waste their time going to a job just so that they can have a bed to sleep in and food to eat are retarded. I don't have a job and I get by just fine. It's easy. Us kids are so much smarted than everyone else, amiright? +--- 19191429 +>>19191418 +I love that tshirt +I wonder if they have them on amazon +--- 19191439 +>>19191429 +Not sure if serious, but you can buy literally any shirt you've ever seen a picture of on the internet these days. +--- 19191444 +>>19191083 +When you pay 5 times what you would be paying for anything except a wedding of course you are going to make sure you get your moneys worth +--- 19191460 +I think people are so horrible now, that small business are just going to start closing their doors even though they are profitable +--- 19191472 +>>19190912 +>>19190918 +>>19190939 +>>19190947 +>>19190964 +>>19190996 +>>19191135 +>>19191182 +>>19191301 +>>19191344 +>>19191359 + +Once again 4tranny wagies being lazy faggots who will do anything to get out of actually doing their jobs. +--- 19191481 +>>19191472 +pay up fag +--- 19191485 +>>19191472 +Yeah, working kind of sucks, anon. And we're all here right now wasting our time posting on fucking 4chan. What does any of that have to do with the thread? +--- 19191494 +>>19191410 +But he greentext quoted +--- 19191524 +Shouldn't have told them it was a wedding +--- 19191557 +>>19191135 +>go on, tell me more about your extensive restaurant experience +And anon was neither seen nor heard from ever again. I know it can be amusing to go on /v/ and fake a leak because your dad works at Nintendo, but that doesn't work everywhere, and pretending you have industry experience when you obviously don't is just cringe, because you're going to get called out every time, just like you did. +--- 19191567 +>>19191494 +yes but the content of his post was about the photo +--- 19191583 +>>19191472 +OP is trying to get out of paying his share for burdening us with his horrible wedding party. +Will will do our jobs , but he is paying full price +--- 19191648 +>>19191583 +we will , not will will +--- 19191780 +>>19191583 +This isn't even about it being a wedding party thing. Yeah, that's definitely a part of it, but there's always been a significant anti-restaurant sentiment on /ck/, because most people never stop to think about how restaurants actually function. + +There are so many threads about how anon can buy a steak at Walmart for a third of the price they charge at a restaurant (and he can always cook better, obviously), so why would anyone ever be stupid enough to waste their money going out to eat? Of course he just completely ignores that many people are getting paid to prepare the food and do all the other things that make a restaurant function, as well as all the costs that go into renting/owning a space, paying insurance, utilities, etc. Or people will complain about servers, and tipping, when all they do is carry your plate from the kitchen to your table. They never stop to consider all the other things the servers are doing, or all the other tables they're dealing with, and just think, "I could carry my own food, so why do they deserve a tip?" + +It may be a shitty job, and most of them are shitty people, and tipping shouldn't be a thing, but it's still real, actual work. And when you're paying three times the food cost for a meal those other two thirds are going to labor and upkeep, and whatever little bit is left over is either going back into the restaurant or being the little bit of profit the business is making. That's why the margins are so thin, and that's why everyone is constantly stressed in restaurants, because everything is stretched to its limit just in order to keep the place open. +--- 19191806 +>>19191780 +I agree. My buddy owns a popular restaurant and its a ton of work with low margins. + +What I see here is how people are getting worse and worse each year with every batch of kids that graduates college. +Sometimes I wonder if there are just more autistic people coming up because of some unknown environmental factor +--- 19191818 +>>19191780 +Poor people problems. +You just aren't based enough. +--- 19191820 +>>19191472 +>ok just let us not pay extra for a wedding party that will obviously be extra fucking noisy, drunk, and stay forever because it's a fucking WEDDING PARTY +>sry sweaty but no lmfao pay the wedding fee so we can quarantine you fucking retards for the six hours you'll be sloppy drunk all over the restaurant +>WTF I THOT THIS WAS AMERICA DONT U UNDERSTAND BASIC LOGIC JUST PUSH TABLES TOGETHER OMFG 4CHANNEL WILL BE INFORMED ABOUT THIS TRANSGRESSION REEEEEEEE +>click +--- 19191826 +>>19191780 +>That's why the margins are so thin, and that's why everyone is constantly stressed in restaurants, because everything is stretched to its limit just in order to keep the place open. +Why not raise the prices so employees don't have to rely on tips? +--- 19191828 +>>19191806 +>because of some unknown environmental factor +Anon...it's the internet. Over the past two decades the internet has fundamentally changed society, and just the way people interact with the world and each other on a basic level. We're now reaching the point where "adults" never knew a time before this change. That's why irony no longer exists; there's no longer any distance or perspective. +--- 19191833 +>>19191826 +>Why not raise the prices so employees don't have to rely on tips? +we have been over this again and again +many countries do it like this and the service is not as good. +In the usa , we really like over the top service and are willing to pay for it. +--- 19191838 +>>19191826 +>complex financial situation +>some retard with zero life experience shows up saying WHY NOT JUST TELL THE PROBLEM TO GO AWAY +you remind me of that girl who was getting angry about inflation, being like "UHHH ITS JUST MAKE BELIEVE MONEY, JUST SAY IT'S WORTH THE SAME, WHY EVEN LET INFLATION HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE" lmfao +--- 19191841 +>>19191833 +The real reason is that employees actually make more from tips +--- 19191853 +>>19191841 +yeah, most of the people ITT have never eaten in california and it fucking show lmfao, you have no idea what shit service you get from a fucking american server making $11/hr already just by showing up. it's literally like you walk in the door and they hate you, it's wild. good servers know they can make bank by working their ass off in a major city like houston or atlanta and absolutely DO NOT want higher wages from the restaurant, people lose the incentive to tip, good servers leave, and bottom of the barrel dregs come up to the table like "yeah uh what do you want?" +--- 19191866 +>>19190912 +>restaraunt work +Manual labour like construction, forestry, agriculture, etc. should be mandatory first, or at least mandatory for going to University or something. Mandatory restaraunt work would be retarded. +--- 19191867 +>>19190871 (OP) +You need a private riom because a party of 40 is disruptive. Some asshole will probably even make a toast +--- 19191872 +>>19191826 +>why not guarantee universal healthcare? +>why not lower the retirement age? +>why not close tax loopholes and raise the marginal tax rate to 95% on everyone making over a few million dollars a year? +>why not improve public transportation so that there are less cars on the road, and make rail a normal thing? +>why not put any kind of regulation on guns? +>why not make working from home and the 4 day work week normal? +>why not have a universal basic income? +>why not put heavy fees on properties that go empty for most of the year when you can't walk out the door without stepping over a homeless person? +>why not guarantee pre-K and community college to everyone so that the most powerful country in the world doesn't keep getting stupider and stupider? +I don't know, anon. It's really a mystery. Maybe there's some kind of structural problem with having a representative democracy in a capitalistic country as large as the US in [current year], or maybe Americans are just really dumb and don't want things that would make their lives better. We'll probably never know. +--- 19191877 +>>19191872 +>Dude free shit +lmao +--- 19191879 +>>19191853 +Nothing in this post is correct. +--- 19191884 +>>19191872 +getting reddit vibes from u. ur lazy +--- 19191886 +>>19191872 +>why not guarantee pre-K +That has been shown not to work. +The studies that made it popular were shown to be deeply flawed. +The fact is that you cannot increase someones IQ +You can decrease it with poor nutrition and stress but you cannot increase it in any meaningful way. +Similarly you cannot teach critical thinking. No one with an IQ under 110 can do it effectively +--- 19191887 +>>19191877 +Nothing mentioned in that post is "free shit". Getting rid of tipping wouldn't be "free shit" either. It would mean raising the wage for servers and passing that cost on to the consumer. Most people think that would be a better system, but you can't just wave a magic wand and make it happen. +--- 19191889 +>>19191872 +95%? Who are you quoting? +--- 19191893 +>>19191359 +its called having standards. judging by how entitled wagies are, i am not surprised at the lack of service considering the type of people that they hire for these positions now. You hire third worlders who hate the country they are in because every moment reminds them how inferior they are and the place they came from is and their service to customers is horrible. +--- 19191903 +>>19191893 +>mentions having standards +>whines about fast food workers +dude i live in midtown NYC because i have standards. i make big money because i have standards. i eat at some of the best restaurants anywhere because i have standards. and the staff there are all incredible, because i have standards. i don't go to fast food restaurants because i have standards, and i don't whine about their staff because, and let me be clear here, i'm not an unsuccessful loser who thinks being patriotic means dumping on people because you had a bad time at the jack in the box last week, you fucking loser. +--- 19191906 +>>19191893 +>>19191359 +You can blame the wagie and their third world seethe because they are in a country that is better but at the same time, they know that they are at the bottom of the country. so they lash out during their shift. trust me, the third worlders come here and see the first world infrastructure but working a wagie job and they dont like it. but at the same time, their country is worse. so they lash out. +--- 19191915 +>>19191906 +>show up +>order "thing" +>receive "thing" +>leave +at what point are you fucking up the process here, princess +--- 19191917 +>>19191886 +I agree that you cannot raise IQ, in as much as IQ is even a real thing. But pre-k is about getting a child prepared to start learning, and having a better chance of thriving in elementary school, which can absolutely affect their development. It's also, you know, a way to allow people with young kids to go to work? There's kind of a labor shortage, if you weren't aware. I also disagree with you that critical thinking can't be taught. You can literally look at the statistics of college educated voters and non-college educated voters and the ones who learned how to think critically overwhelmingly lean left, while the non-educated make up 100% of Qanon followers and anti-vaxers. +--- 19191927 +honestly the boomers are right about the decline in work ethic except that they omit the part where their parents worked ten times harder than them +in the 70s the grocery store clerk loaded your car for you +in the 20s you just gave him your list and he picked your order for you +--- 19191940 +>>19191903 +you live in nyc, which is the most disgusting place in the world, excluding the third world. i dunt care if ur area is nice, in the west, everything is mixed together. a 5 minute drive in any direction and i can see the trash. +--- 19191942 +>>19190871 (OP) +>What the fuck? +Private room makes sense for any large restaurant reservation. +--- 19191947 +>>19191940 +yeah i lived in tokyo, live in nyc, i've lived in a lot of big cities cause that's the kind of boy i am, squirt ;) +--- 19191948 +>>19191903 +and you live in the usa, you have no clue what a clean city looks like. And i dont care how expensive the places u eat at is, the staff are all third worlders. i dont fall for the 5000 michelin star meme anymore. i just need to see the staff. +--- 19191955 +>>19191947 +i grew up in a financial captial and see pradas on every street corner and brands that would make the average north american go ooohhh. wtf do u know? my ppl are known for having wealth lol. sit down. +--- 19191956 +>>19191917 +>I also disagree with you that critical thinking can't be taught. +You are not disagreeing with me anon , but rather the literature on the matter. +Those college graduates? Most of them have an IQ over 110 while the non graduates have a lower IQ on average. +Correlation does not equal causation +Similar stuff going on with the pre k data. +The theories seem to make sense but dont stand up to testing +Once again, correlation +--- 19191957 +>>19191948 +i lived in tokyo which people jerk off as being the cleanest city anywhere and will happily show you all the filthiest and sketchiest parts that don't make the reddit front page lol, what's your point? don't have the chops, too scared to try, better to die never knowing if you had what it takes to be successful in a major metropolitan area. typical. +--- 19191961 +>>19191947 +the largest LV opened in my city and we have the highest consumption of luxury goods and gambling. and we are known for being huge spenders. wtf lol. i come from one of the most advanced places in the world. wtf do u know. +--- 19191967 +>>19191955 +>i happened to be born somewhere, ran away from it, and have never tried establishing myself by myself and being a self-made man in a competitive area +i know your type, squirt, just another small-town person who never made it more than a few miles where they were brought up and think it makes them anything other than lazy and unimaginative to people who actually strike it out in the world +--- 19191968 +>>19191957 +my point is i doubt ur better than me. +--- 19191970 +>>19191967 +lol you have never seen anything or the world. youre probably american. what class or culture do u have? none because america is too young. but least ur travelling and seeing the world and learning what culture is +--- 19191973 +>>19191970 +you strike me as an indian living in france and super insecure about it lmfao +--- 19191977 +>>19191903 +if you live in nyc, which is so diverse, then you have the options to eat lots of food. Therefore, sometimes you eat quick service food, which gets you shit service. or you go to a daily fast paced store or you go to supermarket and the chick at the counter is rude. You are retarded, almost all counter people are third worlders (because thats the poplution of usa now) and they bring their attitude with them. +--- 19191979 +>>19191884 +>reddit is a left wing site +>4chan is a right wing site +The only people who say this are literal election tourists who migrated from T_D to /pol/ and still haven't figured out that /pol/ is a containment board. That was never what the reddit hate was about. +--- 19191980 +>>19191970 +>were +Being from an old world country does not make you any more interesting in any way +The achievements of your countrymen do not reflect on you personally in any way +--- 19191984 +>>19191359 +going to a pizza store and expecting first world service is called having standard now lol +--- 19191986 +>>19191980 +lol its almost like when u bring in the third world, the country becomes third world. +>>19191980 +>Being from an old world country does not make you any more interesting in any way +>The achievements of your countrymen do not reflect on you personally in any way +ofc it does, tell people where you are from and ppl treat u accordingly. +--- 19191991 +>>19191979 +youre just a typical seething zoomer, immigrant, or third worlder or poor person. which is what has the biggest voice on reddit. On reddit they deny stores are closing in usa cause of theft lol. +--- 19191995 +>>19191979 +you definately dunt understand reddit hate. its the persona. the soy boy, everyone is equal mindset. +--- 19191997 +>>19191977 +i live in midtown. i eat lots of food. i go to my favorite places where the staff get to know me and all do a great job, from diners to stalls to high end steakhouses and japanese izakayas. i don't eat fast food in new york, the closest is ordering pizza sometimes and when the local place sent just mushrooms instead of mushrooms and pepperoni (what my mother wanted when she visited) i called and they sent me another pie free of charge after seeing how regularly i'd ordered from them over the last few years, and i continue to mostly order from them when i want pizza. great customer service is all over here, you just need to play a part in it, and sperging out the first time you hit a problem or being a cunt is likely why you struggle so much to order food. +--- 19191998 +>>19191979 +>That was never what the reddit hate was about. +go browse a reddit thread. reddit is all about deny racial differences lol. and ignore black.brown crime. +--- 19192002 +>>19191986 +>tell people where you are from and ppl treat u accordingly +Not at all. You are judged by who you are as a person and that alone +--- 19192006 +>>19191997 +there isnt any food i cant afford. you probably have low standard nonetheless or you dont mind being in proximity with a third worlder. +--- 19192010 +>>19192006 +you sound like a miserable person, i hope things get better for you, sending hugs :3 +--- 19192012 +>>19192002 +lmfao, see? reddit vibes. your skin is your badge and clothing. and your race. +--- 19192013 +>>19192010 +no i love being able to not be brainwashed and not have a system malfunction whenever i see black/brown ppl and have to believe these people are equal to me while seeing they are not. +--- 19192014 +>>19191276 +a Second Life or VRchat wedding with your valued guests giving you csgo items as gifts +--- 19192020 +>>19192010 +hey, im not the one that hates this country because it reminds me my home country and my people are trash tier third world subhuman garbage. u dunt know what its like to black/brown and having to be compared to first world standard when biologically third worlders do not have what it takes to build a first world country. +--- 19192025 +>>19192010 +imagine one day you wake up and everyone is 30 iq points higher than u. thats what its like. so u go to work and u hate it because ur working with co workers who are as retarded as u while living in a world that ur people have no capacity of creating,. u wud feel like "but but im in da first world nowww" +--- 19192027 +>>19190917 +Weddings and funerals are highly profitable because people don't want to seem like they cheaped out on them. +--- 19192029 +>>19191956 +There are no studies because we've never had universal pre-K or college in the US. You're acting as though it's some kind of meritocracy and it's just a complete coincidence that the people who go to college overwhelmingly just happen to come from more affluent families, and something like generational wealth just isn't even a thing. Critical thinking is a skill that can be learning like anything else. Obviously a higher IQ helps, just like anything, but it's not like it's just this natural faculty smart people are born with. Plenty of highly educated people lack critical thinking skills. Have you ever met a STEM major? Have you ever watched a STEM major try to navigate a kitchen? Yeah, that's probably not the best example of critical thinking, but it's definitely in the same wheelhouse. You can be capable of doing high level, abstract calculations, brain surgery, or coding without ever having a critical thought in your entire life, and those are the sorts of things an IQ tests the aptitude for. +--- 19192030 +>>19192010 +notice how i havent insulted u once yet? lol. all i have to do is say that the west is like an open market where anyone can come but at the same time, the history of it and infrastructure is something most of the inhabitiants in it are not capable of replicating. thats why these inhabitants want to destroy it. +--- 19192036 +>>19191997 +>i eat lots of food. +lol I eat lots of food. i used to bodybuild. +--- 19192049 +>>19191984 +>pizza store +You're talking about a fast food carry-out place. Those are in poor neighborhoods. Of course you're going to get bad service if you go to a shitty area, whether it's a poor neighborhood or a 3rd world country. But those places don't even have servers or tips, so you're just entirely projecting. +--- 19192066 +>>19192049 +from what i see in the news, even the richest areas in nyc and la has starbucks. so ur telling me ur starbucks wagie isnt a third worlder? pizza places are everywhere. wtf? lol. +--- 19192070 +>>19192049 +you must live in a utopia if u can go a few days without seeing a third worlder in one of the stores u visit. i dunt see how is that possible, esp. in usa. even bezos and arnold has third world servants. +--- 19192088 +>>19191995 +>everyone is equal mindset +That's exactly what the reddit hate has always been about, except you've got it backwards. It's about the form, not the content (and yes, the kinds of people who enjoy that form tend to be insufferable normies, but that is unrelated to any specific opinions or political views they may have). People hate reddit because everyone is a namefag, and everything you post gets upvoted or downvoted, and your visibility is tied to your "points" based on how many likes you get or whatever. That makes everything you see lowest common denominator, low effort, repost, regurgitated jokes, etc., because that's what gets upvoted because the safest formula when you're being judged on everything you post is "we did it guise!" It's the marvel movies of the internet. The problem is not that you can't say anything controversial or contrarian; it's that nobody ever does because it's more about spending 5 minutes on your phone earning points looking at [latest thing] and feeling like you belong to a community. 4chan was always about everyone being equal. It means you have to wade through a bunch of shit, but it's much better than the alternative where it's nothing but shit all the way down. +--- 19192098 +>>19191583 +Based life and times of tim enjoyer +--- 19192113 +>>19192088 +the reddit point downvote and upvote thing is something i never even thought about. i just read the comments and its all denial of racial iq.and they bitch about having to work on major holidays when they are in restaurant industry. +--- 19192118 +>>19192088 +what i meant by "equal" is redditors think that some some low iq person is equal to a high iq person. like they ignore that certain people burn down cities and say we are all equal to those people. +--- 19192124 +>>19192088 +>4chan was always about everyone being equal. It +people can be equal but different but ignoring the differences is what reddit does. "ohh theyre not violent apes, they just lack oppurtunities!" +--- 19192148 +>>19192010 +lol did u disapear. i wanan hear about your first world experiences +--- 19192158 +>>19192113 +>something i never even thought about +That's what it's always been about. Again, probably over half of current /pol/ came from reddit, because they have boards about Trump, just like they have boards about antifa or blm or whatever. I'm sure a big political split happened in 2016 when the main Trump board stopped being shown if you didn't search for it, but those people are still redditors despite their political views. It's why off-topic /pol/ shit has become so rampant in the last few years. +>>19192118 +Yes, I understood your point. You somehow completely missed mine, or the fact that you're constantly arguing with low IQ people and "certain people" on 4chan every day, and while you can post as many times as you want about how much you hate those groups and consider yourself above them, you're literally swimming in the same tub. +--- 19192170 +>>19192029 +>>19192029 +>There are no studies because we've never had universal pre-K or college in the US + +I dont think you know how studies work +--- 19192178 +Thread completely derailed. +--- 19192185 +>>19192029 +>Critical thinking is a skill that can be learning like anything else +Turns out this is false +--- 19192217 +>>19192158 +>the fact that you're constantly arguing with low IQ people and "certain people" on 4chan every day, and while you can post as many times as you want about how much you hate those groups and consider yourself above them, you're literally swimming in the same tub. +technically i live in the same world as them too +--- 19192222 +>>19192158 +idk, seems like pol isnt race blind while reddit is. +--- 19192231 +>>19192158 +>big political split happened in 2016 +definitely, trump brought out the inner retard in a lot of people. +--- 19192238 +>>19192231 +>>19192158 +I never knew how retarded celebrities were until trump showed up. i also never knew how much third worlders hated the first world until trump showed up +--- 19192247 +>>19192158 +this is america btw +--- 19192270 +>open a thread with an idiot OP who thinks it's perfectly normal and expected to walk into a restaurant with a party of 40 +>turns into a bunch of midwits arguing about trump and universal pre-k +Anyway OP I hope the back of house at Chili's has enough spit for all 40 entrees +--- 19192286 +>>19192270 +>back of house at Chili's has enough spit for all 40 entrees +probably, just look at the demographics. -----> >>19192247 +--- 19192303 +>>19191344 +what is she doing wrong here? +--- 19192312 +>>19192303 +advancing our species +--- 19192331 +>>19192312 +i see +--- 19192344 +>>19192270 +>open a thread with an idiot OP who thinks it's perfectly normal and expected to walk into a restaurant with a party of 40 +>>turns into a bunch of midwits arguing about trump and universal pre-k +>Anyway OP I hope the back of house at Chili's has enough spit for all 40 entrees + + +OP was trying to make reservations you deranged troon. The thread is about the restaurant wagies trying to grift him out of $2500 bucks +--- 19192357 +>>19192238 +>also never knew how much third worlders hated the first world until trump showed up +Lol, you must have been too young to remember the GW years. I was in high school in 2000 and it was kind of shocking to discover how much of the world hated us. It's not like we're being indoctrinated to think that America is the most amazing place in the universe; we're just never taught what else is going on in the world, or why we have such a comparatively high standard of living. +--- 19192371 +>>19192357 +>we're just never taught what else is going on in the world +why should we care about third world issues. look at our countries now, we imported them and now we have become them. +--- 19192374 +>>19192344 +>OP was trying to make reservations you deranged troon. +No one wants to seat 40 people out on the floor, with or without a reservation, as has been explained to you by several people in this thread. This is the sort of assumption made by autists who have no idea how restaurants work or the bullshit one puts up with on a daily basis +--- 19192376 +>>19192357 +>kind of shocking to discover how much of the world hated us +to them, its like they are the normal kid in the class for gifted youngsters. so they hate class. +--- 19192380 +>>19192247 +>the army is america +You realize we haven't had a draft in half a century, right? The people who join are the dregs of society and we pay an outrageous amount in taxes to fund the system that both gives them a free ride for life but also somehow can't take basic care of them if they get wounded overseas. The people in that image are the last people most Americans want to associate with. They're basically trailer park tier high school dropouts or religious fundamentalists, or just dorky white kids who've never been kissed and just want to shoot someone with impunity. +--- 19192392 +>>19192380 +you do realize that to third worlders, even when they are here in the first world, they know they do not belong right? to them, its just a vacation in a foreign place that they do not belong it. and that is why they dont like it. why do you think so many american citizens hate america? because america was great while they are inferior. +--- 19192399 +>>19192380 +>The people in that image are the last people most Americans want to associate with +demographically, you are not correct. +--- 19192412 +>>19192247 +>the poor are america +Based Comrade! +--- 19192416 +>>19192344 +>the thread is about the restaurant wagies trying to grift him out of $2500 bucks +That's never what the thread was about. That was OP's misunderstanding of the situation and the entire thread is people calling him an idiot for not understanding something so basic. This is why we need universal pre-K. +--- 19192420 +>>19192412 +demographically speaking? you seem not to know much about america. +--- 19192421 +>>19192374 +have 30 people for wedding +>Looking for cheap restaurant for dinner +> Find good place where all the meals on the normal menu are $15-20. +>Call to make a reservation + +Fucking learn to read faggot +--- 19192430 +>>19192421 +>No one wants to seat 40 people out on the floor, with or without a reservation, as has been explained to you by several people in this thread. +--- 19192433 +>>19190939 +LMFAO +--- 19192442 +>>19192430 +>restaurants don't want 40 paying customers +Ok zoom zoom, reply to me when you actually understand how business works +--- 19192469 +>>19192399 +People on active military duty account for less than half a percent of all US citizens. I know you probably see a lot of "support our troops" bumper stickers when you're driving around, but the number is lower than if you combined the number Hmong and Khmer people living here. It is a miniscule demographic. +--- 19192493 +>>19192442 +>hey anon, those handmade cufflinks you've been selling on etsy are pretty cool +>i'd like to buy 4000 pairs and have them delivered to me 3 days from now +>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY OR RESOURCES OR MANPOWER TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN! WHAT DO I CARE THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE A BACKLIST OF ORDERS THAT CAME IN BEFORE ME! +>I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS! +>IF YOU'RE SELLING A PRODUCT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THAT PRODUCT WHEN A CUSTOMER SHOWS UP, AND IF YOU CAN'T YOU SHOULDN'T BE ADVERTISING THAT PRODUCT AT ALL!! +--- 19192521 +>>19192469 +so you are ignoring all the mexicans in usa? +--- 19192526 +>>19192442 +>walk in as a party of 40 +>FOH either has to reserve a block of tables in advance or wait for them to clear all at once +>restaurant has neither the lobby space nor the bar space to hold your party while you wait to be seated, not that you are going to pay for drinks beforehand +>either way it's unlikely they have a space to put together ten four-tops in the first place +>now your loud-ass party is sitting smack in the middle of the floor, making servers and patrons squeeze around you +>need at least four servers, will likely have to change areas in the middle of dinner rush to cover (assuming they show up for work that day) +>servers and bar getting 40 drink orders at once +>BOH just got 40 entree orders at once, probably 15-18 with substitutions, sides all over the place, zero control over which items are ordered and what state food is prepped +>takes servers eight trips to bring out your food, not enough space to expo (assuming they are classy enough to bring it all out at once and I'm sure you will complain if they don't) +>drinks constantly going back and forth, food probably getting sent back +>ties up half the restaurant with low turnover +>meanwhile no one in your party can socialize with more than the five people around them and opposite ends of the tables may as well be seated in different restaurants +>this is all because you're so cheap you can't pay for banquet service for your fucking wedding and have a normal and expected experience for guests, all the while creating more trouble for the restaurant employees and other patrons +>"what do you mean you added a gratuity?" +You are retarded if you think your "40 paying customers" are worth the hassle of even half as many people in smaller parties. Just take the L and serve your wedding guests the same way people have been doing for thousands of years for a good reason +--- 19192530 +>>19192521 +I have no idea what you're even asking, and even less of an idea of why so many ESLs seem more concerned with American demographics than most Americans do. +--- 19192542 +>>19192530 +you mentioned that the army pic does not represent usa. and i was saying that there are many mexicans in usa. therefore, that picture does represent usa. +--- 19192555 +>>19192430 +>>19192493 +>>19192526 + +>no mommy I dont want to do work at my job its so unfair I am going tom shid and piss my diaper +--- 19192556 +>>19192555 +pay wedding toll +--- 19192557 +>>19190912 +I worked in kitchens for 10 years, all the way up from prep. Cook to a culinary director. I know exactly what I'm asking for and it is not a big stretch. +--- 19192562 +>>19192542 +You're looking at that picture and seeing different races. I look at the picture and see a bunch of kids who all have the same retarded look on their face and share a common socio-economic background that led them to see joining the military as their best option in life. That is the demographic I'm talking about. I don't even know why you're bringing up Mexicans. There's literally one guy in that image who is obviously hispanic. +--- 19192563 +>>19190918 +This is fair. We have a 3-hour open bar before we go out to dinner. I'm going to be completely fucked. +--- 19192565 +>>19192555 +It helps here to have a little bit of empathy, although in this case since you've never worked in foodservice it might be better to relate it to how you perform your own job. For example, how might you feel if 40 cocks all stuck through the gloryhole at the same time? Ah never mind, you already have an erection +--- 19192567 +>>19190947 +Lol suck my dick wedgie. I bet you work at Applebee's +--- 19192571 +>Getting married +>Eating at restaurants +>Going to loud parties +ever + +This is everyone's fault for just going along with what society deems normal. Just be happy, you don't have to do any of this stupid shit anymore. It's 2023, you're free. +--- 19192575 +>>19192571 +I too love having the freedom to die alone after years as a bachelor shut-in +--- 19192576 +>>19192562 +okay but the thing is, in usa, everyone has become very mixed or as they say "muttified". if you look at the picture, that is what you see. no one even looks like any race, they all look like they are mixed together. +--- 19192584 +>>19191182 +I'm back in black. Suck my cock fagot +--- 19192588 +>>19192562 +in the major cities, there are lots of mexicans, and we are talkign about legal and illegal ones. there are lots of refugees at the border also and ive heard they are being busssed all over the country.. For example, I heard they bus somalians into minnesota by the busloads. +--- 19192590 +>>19192565 +No you're wrong, I have. It was an amazing experience, because I put in a tiny bit of actual effort compared to my fellow zoomer employees complete lazy apathy and I kept getting raises for it. +--- 19192596 +>>19192590 +you are a zoomer and that is with how you will be judged. you are part of the generation with the lower T. +--- 19192598 +>>19191259 +Holy shit dude. Look at all these replies to me and you. It's literally a bunch of fucking wages whining. + +I got out of food service to be an accountant. I suggest you guys either better yourselves or get to cooking my food kek. +--- 19192608 +>>19192596 +Gen X baby. I was in between real jobs +--- 19192619 +>>19191583 +Paying over four times the price for the same menu items. Yeah no thanks. +--- 19192624 +>>19192575 +>I too love having the freedom to die alone after years as a bachelor shut-in +Nobody said people can't just fall in love and stay together without getting married. Marriage is expensive, and so is divorce. Not having to pay for a wedding is great because a couple will be financially better off. Societies stupid expectations bankrupts happy couples. + +So people can be happy without living up to the insane expectations of society. +--- 19192627 +>>19192608 +go back home! +--- 19192628 +>>19191780 +Did you not read my post? The restaurant is charging four times with a normal prices. I completely find paying normal price maybe even double for having such a large party but four times? +They can get fucked. +If a sandwich is $17 and a drink is $3 why do I now have to pay $80 a person because we're a wedding party? +--- 19192631 +>>19191806 +>"Dude just pay four times the price on the menu for the same items. Just do it bro. You owe them" +--- 19192632 +>>19192628 +Just find a better deal or pay the wedding toll +--- 19192635 +>>19192628 +Service, you dumbass bitch +--- 19192644 +>>19192628 +Who the fuck serves wedding guests a rootin' tootin' western burger and diet coke +--- 19192652 +>>19191312 +>POO +--- 19192657 +>>19192627 +No. +--- 19192665 +>>19192657 +------>>>19192652 +--- 19192676 +>>19192590 +>>19192608 +Oh yeah, I get it now. I had a coworker just like you. He got a bachelor's in business but was an ROTC fag so he was commissioned in the Army and served for like eight years. He "retired" and even though most companies will fall over their own dicks to hire ex-military he ended up working at a country club grill as a "change of pace". +He always had a chip on his shoulder and was always trying to impart his life lessons from leading a platoon of ditch-diggers in Jordan between the Gulf War and GWOT on the 18-19 year olds around him, all the while being a model employee who showed up fifteen minutes early each day to wait to punch his time card. +But here's the thing, he was an idiot who had no common sense. Ticket comes in with substitutions and he disregards it because he assumes the server made a mistake. Or he wants to "optimize" the kitchen and moves pans around or tries to come up with a new way to prep or clean because he assumes that since he's the oldest person in there by a decade and is a "natural leader" he's the de facto shift manager showing initiative. Then he goes in and negotiates a higher rate from the head chef and passes it off as being worth more although his coworkers are literally college students. All the while everyone else is going in behind him and fixing his mistakes that he doesn't acknowledge, not from arrogance, but simple obliviousness. +I think he ended up getting a make-work job from one of the club members who knew his family. +He's totally the type of person who would think it's OK to make a reservation for 40 people and assume it's fine because he could have handled it, even though he could not have. Your name's not Jeremy, is it? +--- 19192679 +>>19192665 +Still not going back. +--- 19192695 +>>19192526 +What a fucking pussy. I worked in restaurants for 10 years. I worked in a restaurant that had seating for nearly a thousand. + +We did large parties, no problems. 40 tops are a walk in the park. Suck my nuts. You just suck at your job and don't want to work. +--- 19192698 +>>19192571 +>it's 2023, you're free +Haha, gave me a chuckle. +--- 19192701 +>>19192676 +Wow that's quite a blog you wrote there. Too bad I am not reading any of it. +--- 19192716 +>>19192695 +If you want to work so much cater your own 40 person wedding party +--- 19192722 +>>19192635 +Service these nuts You fucking fagot lol +--- 19192729 +>>19192576 +>no one even looks like any race, they all look like they are mixed together +I see a bunch of inbred white guys of the "school-shooter" phenotype, a bunch of black guys, one guy who looks mulatto, and one guy who looks hispanic. This is not what the US looks like practically anywhere. Those people don't even come from the same areas. All they have in common is that they grew up poor and are kind of stupid. You might as well post a picture of the special olympics and claim that that represents a good swath of the US population. +--- 19192732 +>>19192716 +One I don't need to. I got out of the industry and bettered myself. You could learn a thing or two from me. +Two if I had my old line and my old team I could bust this out in less than 15 minutes and would if I could pay the price we were charging customers at the time. +I do it in my fucking tuxedo well completely shit-faced from our 3-hour open bar. + +Fagot +--- 19192733 +>>19192695 +Don't care, still don't have to serve you. Either pay the wedding toll or go find somewhere else to do it. +--- 19192740 +>>19192732 +>I want to work... but not that kind of work! b-but I still could if I wanted!! +cope +--- 19192742 +>>19192732 +>my old team +oh so you're the dickhead manager who bites off more than he can chew and puts it on the people actually doing the work +--- 19192747 +>>19192733 +you WILL bake the gay cake +--- 19192748 +>>19192588 +>For example, I heard they bus somalians into minnesota by the busloads +Minnesota has been taking in Somalian refugees for over two decades. The biggest ethnic groups in Minnesota Nordic and Eastern European, and guess what? They don't give a shit, or feel like they're being "replaced". They're actually really nice people. They even elected a Somalian congresswoman a few years ago you might have heard of - oh, and her district is also around two thirds white. Stop repeating shit you see on /pol/ or Fox News when you have no clue what's actually going on in this country. +--- 19192758 +>>19192748 +--- 19192759 +>>19192747 +Did I deny you service for being a protected group? No, my stated reason is because it's a wedding, which the law doesn't give a fuck about. +--- 19192763 +>>19192759 +relax its joke +--- 19192770 +>>19192759 +I thought it was pretty obvious from OP's account of events that it was a gay wedding +First of all, it's OP, obviously +Second, only gays demean weddings by taking their party to Fuddrucker's +Thirdly, only gays get this bitchy about not being served to their liking +Finally, it's OP +--- 19192771 +>>19192758 +>Can't breed +>Can't defend themselves +Pathetic. +--- 19192780 +>>19192770 +I know you're joking, but even if it were a gay wedding, you still don't have to serve them as long as you say it's because it's a wedding, not because they're gay. +--- 19192787 +>>19192628 +>Did you not read my post? +Who knows? You clearly weren't the person I was replying to. And the OP didn't even say anything about charging 4X the price, or anything like that. He said there was a minimum purchase price for a special event like that. It's been explained a dozen times already in this thread, but I'll try again since you seem lost. IT IS A BIG HASSLE TO CATER A LARGE GROUP. PLANS NEED TO BE MADE. EXTRA FOOD HAS TO BE ORDERED. EXTRA STAFF NEEDS TO COME IN. TIME NEEDS TO BE GIVEN TO PLAN AND PREPARE WHILE THE RESTAURANT IS STILL FUNCTIONING NORMALLY. IT IS NOT WORTH IT IF A PARTY OF 40 IS GOING TO SHARE A FEW ENTREES AND DRINK WATER. YOU ARE ACTUALLY PAYING LESS PER PERSON WHEN YOU BOOK A BANQUET STYLE EVENT. +--- 19192793 +>>19192771 +desu senpai it's natural selection in action +whites weren't meant to rule, they are too gullible and trusting and lack the conviction to defend themselves even in the face of extinction +--- 19192798 +>>19192793 +I don't know about that. Current whites maybe. +--- 19192805 +>>19192798 +that doesn't mean anything +if you act this way in times of excess you'll act this way in any time of excess +it's in your genes +--- 19192810 +>>19192758 +Do...you honestly think those are Somali immigrants? And that's just what Minneapolis looks like on an average day? You might seriously have brain damage, anon. Like seriously, get checked up on. +--- 19192826 +>>19192810 +--- 19192829 +>>19192826 +>one white dude +>appears to be looting a lego set +--- 19192830 +>>19192303 +Absolutely nothing at all. God bless Darwin. +--- 19192835 +>>19192357 +Speak for yourself. I was taught extensively about the plight of third worlders from age 9 on. It made me hate them. +--- 19192846 +>>19192747 +No u +--- 19192848 +>>19192829 +lego sets are pricy dude +--- 19192851 +>>19192826 +https://youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY [Embed] +--- 19192920 +>>19190871 (OP) +>Says he doesn't want special menu and wants people to just order whatever, but will probably still expect 40 completely different dishes to come out at the same time +>Doesn't want to pay for a room, but will be fucking pissed if any other patrons interrupt by being too loud or, god forbid, one table has a choleric baby +>Doesn't understand why there's a minimum purchase when his party would otherwise tie down 10 tables for much longer than your average patron would because it's a wedding + +k dude I can do normal price for 40 top + +>Be OP +>Everyone in my wedding party enters, to quote, the cheap restaurant +>Everyone seated in pushed together 4 tops +>Some other family has a 4 year old running around all the fucking tables giggling and being annoying +>Catch your mother-in-law looking at you in bewilderment as she gets her appetizer as your cousin at the table right next to her's is finishing his entree +>Best man stands up and tries to make a toast; girls-night-out table erupts in laughter over gossip, OP asks them to please be quiet as the spaghetti falls out of his pocket +>5 seconds after resuming the toast a baby starts going apeshit and the mother doesn't want to leave, it'll only take her another 5 minutes to finish her food; best man just sits down +>Your cousin's table was first to finish and now the servers want them to fuck off and clear and move the table and chairs back for general use, cousin asks if they're supposed to wait or something +>Look at mother-in-law's table +>They just got their entrees +>Nervously suggest to cousin they go wait in their car or something + +Have a fun wedding dude. diff --git a/ck/19190886.txt b/ck/19190886.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9e1097dce11849890a5d1877ff1f65850ece193c --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190886.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 19190886 +Tell me, why is Italian ham so good? What's the secret behind it? +--- 19190945 +I might be racist. +--- 19190965 +hey,cmon don't be so stupid ya moron +--- 19190971 +https://youtu.be/_jnQ_I3l4nI [Embed] +--- 19191438 +>>19190971 +>when the chef sheds tears of joy at the end + +I cried too +--- 19191468 +ain't got nothing on jamon +--- 19191527 +>>19191438 +was gonna skip it then read your comment, was worth it +--- 19192100 +>>19190886 (OP) +>why is Italian ham so good +It's an air-dried ham. Many places do them. +--- 19192146 +>>19190886 (OP) +Whats so different compared to other dried hams from other european countries, in your opinion +--- 19192162 +>>19192146 +It's Italian so I can be absolutely sure nobody has stuck their cock in it +--- 19192522 +Prosciotto crudo di Parma dolce is my favourite of all time. +Speck from Alto Adige is also good. +Salame milano in sandwiches.. +Italian have the best deli. +I grew up in Estern Europe and processed meat like kabanos or salame is always processed with other weird shit like soybeans and you never know what you are eating. +With italians you know 100% is meat, because you can see it in front of you eyes. diff --git a/ck/19190887.txt b/ck/19190887.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6606de4f530ccf9c18fbb8f80fbff2914d6673e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190887.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 19190887 +Sup /ck/ what do boys put on your slices? Do love me a nice bri'ish pizza +--- 19190899 +There's somewhere near me that does breakfast pizza but I bet it's nasty +--- 19190901 +>>19190887 (OP) +that looks disgusting. for me it's pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives +--- 19190902 +>>19190887 (OP) +>no black pudding +cant be british +--- 19190908 +>>19190899 +HATE breakfast pizza, it's almost always processed """scrambled eggs""" and oversalted ham. +--- 19190941 +>>19190887 (OP) +Does this giant maggots real? +=/ +--- 19190993 +>>19190887 (OP) +You needed to make a thread for this shitty picture you probably found on reddit or similarly worthless website? +--- 19191011 +>>19190887 (OP) +I made a pizza today with pickles after I saw it +On a /ck thread +--- 19191019 +>>19191011 +--- 19191026 +>>19191011 +Looks good. Just needs some meat +--- 19191289 +Remove those fucking baked beans and this wouldn't be too bad +--- 19192061 +i like pineapple on it NOOOOOOOO DONT SUCK MY PENIS DONT SUCK ME DRY DONT MILK ME I DONT WANNA BE MILKED FOR PIZZA CHEESE DONT DO IT NOOOOOOO XD +--- 19192141 +>red onion, roasted red pepper (both in rings of course) and some charred corn +ideally with a bit of balsamic drizzle and large round mozzarella slices diff --git a/ck/19190969.txt b/ck/19190969.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..72fa0e40fddeda5a3b23fa64922ebd50a6959dcf --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19190969.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 19190969 +Who the fuck holds a knife like that? fucking embarrassing +--- 19190987 +>>19190969 (OP) +>Who the fuck holds a knife like that? +a soychad with a real waifu +--- 19191015 +>>19190987 +Is he trying to bea cowboy? Why did he take a picture next to a horse? +--- 19191220 +>>19190987 +They look like the most insufferable couple at a garden party +--- 19191224 +presented without comment +--- 19191228 +>>19190987 +Is that Markiplier? +--- 19191229 +>>19190969 (OP) +i have no idea who this guy really is but for some reason i hate him +i have no reason to hate him, maybe some eceleb "chefs" just look punchable or whatever +--- 19191237 +>>19190987 +>soychad +Reminder that Adam Ragusea posted this thread on /ck/ calling himself a soychad and then posted the google alert it generated to reddit +Shoo Adam, shoo +--- 19191703 +>>19191237 +how do you know adam made the 4chan thread +--- 19191725 +>>19191703 +The term was never once used on this board prior to that thread, Ragusea had not yet been noticed here at the time, and he posted about it on Reddit very quickly. +--- 19192670 +>>19190969 (OP) +Me. +>t. Gordon +--- 19192687 +>>19190969 (OP) +I do +what are you gonna do, come to my house and fuck my cat and unplug my toaster? huh?? you think I keep my door unlocked between the hours of 12 and 8? get real +--- 19192738 +Wait, is this the guy who marinates his chopping board? +--- 19192840 +>>19192687 +you're making this too easy anon diff --git a/ck/19191029.txt b/ck/19191029.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..472b91dbb0abd89152d8d8040a1ffc08d7b4f90b --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191029.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +----- +--- 19191029 +For me, it's bibimbap. +--- 19191049 +>>19191029 (OP) +for me, I don't give a fuck what's for you +--- 19191055 +>>19191029 (OP) +>bibimbap +Does anyone else internally read this in a greasy Italian New Yorker voice? +--- 19191095 +>>19191029 (OP) +I love the sizzling hot version +--- 19191304 +>>19191049 +You will stop using the f-word right now. +--- 19191309 +>>19191029 (OP) +Stop making up dishes +--- 19191640 +>>19191029 (OP) +Just had it. Delish! +--- 19192553 +>>19191029 (OP) +The hell is it? +--- 19192587 +>>19192553 +bibimbap +--- 19192622 +for me it's sundubu jjigae, sometimes a nice soup and rice is better than korean barbeque +--- 19192656 +I looked up recipe and was surprised I have basically all ingredients already +--- 19192699 +>>19191029 (OP) +For me, it's mmmbop +--- 19192734 +>>19192699 +whatever happened to the chick in that band +--- 19192737 +>>19192734 +Gang raep probably. +--- 19192741 +>>19191055 +No I hear it as a Korean shop keeper +--- 19192746 +>>19191049 +Shut up, little bitch. I care. +--- 19192754 +>>19192734 +she mmm-bopped too much goyslop and transitioned +--- 19192757 +>>19192622 +Why does everything sound so ridiculous in Korean? Chinese is all like xuaxishuaquashuo, Japanese is all like katsumikatanakarate, but Korean is like pingpongbibimbapjigae. +--- 19192891 +>bibimbap +That's not a word +it's what the Engineer shouts when he's building a mini sentry diff --git a/ck/19191050.txt b/ck/19191050.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7a2a0b0c5d58ce881ccbf44732f4ce4493c77c5d --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191050.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +----- +--- 19191050 +Post photo of your fridge, then tell something about yourself. +Im male, 33, single, living 5 days out of a week at work +--- 19191064 +>>19191050 (OP) +GRIM +R +I +M +--- 19191072 +>>19191050 (OP) +empty +im not taking a picture but i got it like 2 days ago and put nothing in it yet +--- 19191077 +>>19191050 (OP) +looks like the menu for tonight is ham burger paste and champagne OP? +--- 19191087 +How many times a week do you eat goyslop? +--- 19191096 +what is +ham +burger +--- 19191100 +>>19191050 (OP) +Why does your door open on the wrong side? Are you British? Or Australian, maybe? +--- 19191109 +>>19191050 (OP) +pit lemon juice in the prosecco to make prosecconade to have with ur ham + +burger +--- 19191204 +>>19191077 +>>19191087 +I usually get big cafeteria lunch at work, 1-2 protein shakes throughout the day and maybe some instant ramen for dinner if hungry. Today is saturday so had big dinner at my parents, now just beer for evening dinner. +>>19191096 +Thats suppose to say hamburger sauce. Too acidic for my taste. Gonna trow it out eventually. +>>19191100 +You know that you can change the way fridge door opens right? Window is next to the fridge on the left and kitchen counter with the stove on the right. +>>19191109 +I keep some sparkling wine in fridge for my friend’s wife whenever they visit to play some table games. She loves it. +--- 19191737 +>>19191050 (OP) +>Post photo of your fridge, then tell something about yourself. +I know more than you. +--- 19191762 +>>19191737 +>bread in fridge +room temperature IQ +--- 19191775 +>>19191762 +as I said I know more than you. +--- 19191825 +I'm 22, female, and do car detailing. I have a live-in girlfriend, 17, currently a hardware store cashier but planning to qualify for HVAC. We have a 4 year old lab x beagle, and no I won't share pics of her but she's very cute. +--- 19191837 +>>19191825 +gross +--- 19191870 +37 married neet +--- 19191874 +>>19191050 (OP) +male, 31, i have another full size fridge and a deep freeze in my garage +--- 19191883 +>>19191874 +You should have shared the food fridge instead of the condiment fridge. +--- 19192080 +>>19191050 (OP) +H B +A U +M R + ger +--- 19192090 +>>19191870 +Feel like being NEET doesn't count if you're married diff --git a/ck/19191099.txt b/ck/19191099.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..95542c392a51605083bc3342843580bbfa34812f --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191099.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 19191099 +u have $15 to spend at taco bell. what do u get. +--- 19191110 +>>19191099 (OP) +15 cheesy bean and rice burritos +--- 19191112 +15 potato soft tacos +--- 19191117 +>>19191099 (OP) +that's way too much food for one person, but here's the optimal way to eat $15 at tacobell +--- 19191139 +3 soft taco supreme combo w/ baja blast +2 cheeky beefy melt burritos +--- 19191146 +>>19191099 (OP) +huh +--- 19191155 +>>19191099 (OP) +a succulent baby +--- 19191161 +Not very much in this Biden economy +--- 19191241 +t. vegetarian +--- 19191261 +>>19191099 (OP) +an Uber to a different place to eat +--- 19191277 +>>19191099 (OP) +Diarrhea +--- 19191288 +>>19191099 (OP) +>u have $15 to spend at taco bell. what do u get. +out +--- 19191346 +chalupa +add nacho cheese +i'm out for $5 after tax and tip for something they made wrong, forgetting the nacho cheese. diff --git a/ck/19191127.txt b/ck/19191127.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1364724d4105b2b9be14e77262a3c8dfcb3f72e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191127.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 19191127 +Movie cooking related webms. +No tiktok or short recipes, only movie fragments. +--- 19191183 +>solid yolk +--- 19191324 +>>19191127 (OP) +>>>/tv/ +--- 19192116 +>>19192108 +This movie actually holds up +--- 19192128 +>>19191127 (OP) +Not enough hot sauce +--- 19192149 +>>19192128 +It's so she can taste the cheese. +--- 19192153 +>>19192116 +Yeah it's LGBT+ propaganda before anyone even knew. +--- 19192163 +>egg shell in the white because he tried to act cool by cracking two eggs in one hand at the same time + +what a fuckin chud +--- 19192173 +>>19192163 +--- 19192204 +>>19192119 +>cracks salt onto floured meat +the rest looks good but why do retarded details like this make it into the show +if they wanted to show him using a grinder they could have done it during any other part of the process +--- 19192225 +>>19192119 +Hannibal is what got me into cooking. +--- 19192229 +>>19191127 (OP) +high quality shots of food disgusts me +--- 19192241 +>>19191127 (OP) +show someone doing anything in slow motion +suddenly you are looking at them critically +--- 19192257 +>>19192229 +--- 19192267 +>>19192173 diff --git a/ck/19191192.txt b/ck/19191192.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..070bcf4eb5256784d39aeaf230907ea23d15d975 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191192.txt @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +----- +--- 19191192 +*is based in your path* +--- 19191195 +>>19191192 (OP) +The heat of the plate cooks the rice which in turn cooks the egg +--- 19191338 +excuse me why the frick is that egg red +--- 19191385 +>>19191192 (OP) +Poorly done. My path is nothing like that. +--- 19191389 +>>19191338 +That's what real eggs from grass fed chickens look like +--- 19191399 +it's fucking raw +--- 19191406 +>>19191338 +That's the colour they're meant to be +--- 19191466 +>>19191192 (OP) +The rice is clearly cold +--- 19191513 +>>19191406 +Oops, looks like you made a little spelling error! Let me help you. It's "color", with no U. You'll get it right eventually, don't worry. +:) +--- 19191522 +>>19191192 (OP) +One of the many foods /ck/ would relentlessly shit on if it were from Eastern Europe yet is obsessed with because it's from heckin wholesome anime land. +--- 19191525 +>>19191192 (OP) +>raw egg whites + +Disgusting. You're supposed to just put the yolk on the rice, retard. +--- 19191749 +>>19191513 +mutt detected +--- 19191765 +>>19191522 +Rice in Eastern Europe has inadequate heat. +--- 19191772 +>>19191192 (OP) +>OMG THEY COOK ALL THEIR SHIT WITH EGGS ON IT +>HECKIN BASED NEVER SEE THAT IN THE WEST HUH +--- 19191774 +>>19191513 +--- 19191777 +>>19191192 (OP) +The lack if heat in the egg cools the rice. +--- 19191976 +>>19191338 +The heat from the rice reds the egg +--- 19192484 +>>19191195 +Based and heatpilled +--- 19192801 +>>19191406 +>colour +lol +lmao +--- 19192808 +>>19192801 +flavour +colour +you’re a mutt diff --git a/ck/19191244.txt b/ck/19191244.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a3b04ec80e7545f5251170c26265d7f16213bbf3 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191244.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 19191244 +Let me guess.. you need more? +--- 19191263 +>>19191244 (OP) +Maybe grab something from the bakery, too, but it's a still a based haul. Where are you that you get Orion? +--- 19191275 +>Red wine +>Drinking from plastic bottles +You really want to become a woman huh +--- 19191280 +>>19191244 (OP) +yeah, the $1.50 hot dog combo +--- 19191286 +>>19191244 (OP) +where do you live that you can buy orion at costco? +--- 19192796 +>>19191244 (OP) +I'm personally a BJ's man myself. 1) because it's close to my house, and 2) because I enjoy philacio references +--- 19192803 +>>19191244 (OP) +For me it’s the humble chicken bake +--- 19192814 +>>19191244 (OP) +>3 rotisserie chickens +>orion +you did good anon. +--- 19192820 +>>19192796 +>philacio +Took me a sec to realize you're a fucking moron trying to look smart by using the word 'fellatio' instead of just saying 'blow job.' +Please don't reproduce. +--- 19192865 +>>19191244 (OP) +I need snacks. +--- 19192898 +>>19191244 (OP) +YOUR COSTCO SELLS ORION BEER? +FUCK, I'm mad jelly +--- 19192935 +>>19191244 (OP) +Needs some ciabatta rolls and Boursin diff --git a/ck/19191247.txt b/ck/19191247.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..698831252ccaaecca76d0fd8de78a291d19c9d33 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191247.txt @@ -0,0 +1,132 @@ +----- +--- 19191247 +How can I make this taste good? Thought I'd give this a try since I like the 2% brand at Costco and Kirkland is a dollar cheaper, but OH MAN is it nasty. +--- 19191255 +>>19191247 (OP) +Mixing it with chocolate/vanilla jello pudding powder made weight loss so fucking easy. Filling, delicious, low-calories snack right there. +--- 19191262 +Instead of making it taste good, use it as an ingredient. Yogurt works great in curries. + +I dunno how badly you can mess up yogurt though. +--- 19191266 +>>19191247 (OP) +Fruit smoothie... +Or if you wanna go savory, make tzatziki sauce and either shwarma or donar. +--- 19191268 +>>19191247 (OP) +Greek yogurt and Honey. +--- 19191269 +>>19191262 +Another good idea. +--- 19191283 +>>19191247 (OP) +>kirkland brand anything +It's gonna taste bad no matter what. Honey, fruit and oats might help. +--- 19191296 +cereal with honey and or berries, sauces/dips/other recipes, smoothies +--- 19191299 +add some of this +--- 19191329 +>>19191268 +This is what I did in the first place. It's my go to when I want something quick and easy, but I don't know how else to describe it other than it tasted like vomit. +--- 19191348 +>>19191329 +You didn't add enough honey. +--- 19191386 +>>19191348 +Oh... +--- 19191496 +>>19191247 (OP) +Get a can of black Doris plums if you have them In your country. Have both in a bowl with some of the juice. Best desert ever +That's how I got the tinder date to stay the night. My cats now sleeping on her and I'm waiting for my morning beej +--- 19191521 +Low fat milk is literally worthless trash that stupid fuck normies eat because they think vegetable oil poison is healthy and animal fats are bad + +I can barely find any fucking yogurt anywhere that isn't low fat because normies are so fucking stupid they can't help but eat literal shit tasting trash just to kill themselves faster + +Holy fuck I hate retards who eat fat free yogurt so fucking much +--- 19191528 +It's nasty because it's fat free you retard. In case that wasn't clear. Which seems to be the case + +Literally throw that shit in the garbage +--- 19191556 +>>19191496 +Reading this post makes me feel like I got to speak with a famous celebrity in the wild. I will try this now. +--- 19191579 +>>19191521 +Based and REAL FOOD-PILLED +Go on wit cho' Bad self anon!! +Whole milk or DIE!! +(Raw if you can get it--They LIED TO US) +--- 19191584 +>>19191247 (OP) +I like how it tastes. +--- 19191594 +>>19191579 +Whoops I meant low fat yogurt in my first sentence + +But basically the same is true for all dairy + +No one eats low fat diary for any reason other than being a retard who falls for kike bs nutrition +--- 19191600 +>>19191247 (OP) +Add a spoonful of this stuff. The strawberry version is good too. +--- 19191610 +>>19191600 +>add more sugar to your pure sugar goyslop +The fat was skimmed off to make butter and make more money because people are retarded enough to buy this shit thinking it's healthier +--- 19191636 +>>19191594 +Still based. +IDGAF--eat REAL fud... +--- 19191649 +>>19191610 +It's plain yogurt meaning no added sugar, and I didn't bother reading whether it was low-fat or not. This is the yogurt I buy. +--- 19191667 +>>19191247 (OP) +Scoop of jam and granola. Though to be honest, I don't think you can salvage how terrible nonfat yogurt tastes. Just get the normal kind. +--- 19191708 +>>19191247 (OP) +Add berries or grapes. And by the way, my mutt friend, it does taste good actually. All the other 'greek yogurt' brands are drowned in heaps of sugar like the rest of our food. +--- 19191778 +>>19191649 +>and I didn't bother reading whether it was low-fat or not +Big mistake, 98% of the yogurt in this stupid fucking world is fat free because everyone is retarded, if you don't look carefully you will end up with the fat free goyslop yogurt every time +--- 19191781 +Yogurt should not be anything less than full fat + +I blame w*men for this abomination +--- 19191799 +>>19191781 +Agreed +Women and faggots. They love eating unhealthy things that taste like ass because jews tell them it's healthy +--- 19191822 +>>19191799 +You're wrong about the faggot part, t. a faggot >>19191781 +--- 19192123 +>>19191610 +>>19191708 +Let me clarify that this is my regular brand with 0 added sugar and no other ingredients. Stop calling me a golem. +--- 19192143 +>>19191247 (OP) +I add blueberries and granola to make it palatable +--- 19192211 +>>19191262 +this is fat free gurt tho. a lot more likely to curdle if i remember correctly i havent bought fat free dairy in like ten years +--- 19192332 +I put passion fruit and oats +--- 19192646 +>>19191247 (OP) +Nonfat is vile. Go full fat or don't bother. +--- 19192802 +>>19191594 +I usually go for low fat for fat free ‘gurt +Nothin wrong with fat, I only care about protein/calorie ratio when I’m trying to get more of it +--- 19192859 +>>19191247 (OP) +No sugar. +--- 19192866 +I know what i'm talking about +--- 19192887 +>>19191247 (OP) +Spoonful or crunchy peanut butter, a tablespoon of honey, and a handful of blackberries. Mix it up and enjoy. diff --git a/ck/19191316.txt b/ck/19191316.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97acfe000061185a2512a84ef58b2f591521387c --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191316.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 19191316 +I want to make broth. I have prime rib I'm saving the bones from, and some other shit, and veggie scraps. + +Do I just boil it for 20-30 minutes? Do I simmer it all for hours? Discuss the intricacies of this, I want to make broth out of scraps to make beef stew later. +--- 19191325 +Op here...Trans btw, not sure if that matters +--- 19191328 +>>19191325 +unironically but that's not relevant +--- 19191343 +wtf real OP here, not a trans, but a real woman. +--- 19191353 +>>19191343 +it couldnt be +--- 19191358 +>>19191316 (OP) +Bake the bones and veggies first at 250-275 for an hour at least +Rub some tomato paste on the bones if you want a darker stock +Make it in a pressure cooker, high pressure, 45 minutes of ticking +--- 19191366 +Op here. Hope you all have a nice day :^) +--- 19191384 +>>19191316 (OP) +i wonder if they use all of that expensive, high quality food after using it for a dumb as shit photo shoot. +--- 19191387 +OP here. + +add dried mushroom to it that shit is bangin no kap +>>19191358 +and this is good +--- 19191391 +>>19191316 (OP) +You won't get the gelatine from the bones for such a short time. Rather use pork rind for that purpose and actual meat for flavour. Also don't use vegetable trash as a carrot and an onion aren't that expensive. +--- 19191539 +>>19191391 +I mostly want the flavor and micros, what does the gelatin provide? Last time, I tried with a rotisserie chicken, I tried making stock with the crushed bones and carcass and it became so gelatinous and gross. Not really my thing. +--- 19191549 +>>19191316 (OP) +*stock +--- 19192072 +have you tried acting like a man, fucking faggot +--- 19192202 +>>19191539 +The gelatin is liquid at eating temperature, theres nothing wrong if it solidifies when it cools +Of course theres nutrients in the gelatin and marrow, thats why people made it in the first place, to extract it from the bones diff --git a/ck/19191352.txt b/ck/19191352.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..497f70efa7682f884685d8fdd46fbd45d56aeaf7 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191352.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 19191352 +Making guacamole and I don’t have a spicy pepper on hand. Can I substitute cayenne powder? Pic unrelated. +--- 19191355 +>>19191352 (OP) +yes +--- 19191362 +>>19191355 +Do bell peppers go in guac or nah? +--- 19191374 +>>19191362 +no. +--- 19191396 +>>19191362 +bell peppers go in salsa +--- 19191409 +>>19191374 +>>19191396 +I thought the bell pepper might absorb the spiciness since peppers in soup take on properties of the broth quickly +--- 19191454 +>>19191362 +no. what a stupid question. kys +--- 19191616 +>>19191454 +Rude. Go back to >>>/b/ diff --git a/ck/19191403.txt b/ck/19191403.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5259c36577d3aae45e74bb8f38df3ef7b45abebe --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191403.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 19191403 +My popcorn saves lives. +--- 19191413 +>>19191403 (OP) +im guessing some of it goes to vets? +if so it will be barely anything. most of these charity things are really fucking useless in actually helping. +--- 19191423 +>>19191403 (OP) +I never cared for this kind of charity. I have charities I donate to already, I don't need an artificially inflated price of an unrelated product. I steer clear of products like this. Looks yummy though. How are they OP? +--- 19191435 +Ugh. Involuntary donations are worse than paying the bill at a supermarket and seeing that shit that asks you if you want to donate to some organization you don't give a shit about, and you probably can't even claim that as a tax deduction. diff --git a/ck/19191424.txt b/ck/19191424.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eaad98214484a3dbd1df5f2c843feacf364474b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191424.txt @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +----- +--- 19191424 +WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY YOU STUPID COW BITCH +--- 19191426 +I hate this bitch so much but the soft cheese game ridiculous +--- 19191431 +creeped me out as a kid +something is off and i can still see it now but yeah we get angry at things we dont understand so i want to hate that fat heifer aswell +--- 19191437 +Heh. I get it. +--- 19191512 +>>19191424 (OP) +it's laughing at you +--- 19191575 +>>19191424 (OP) +i kinda wanna fuck this cow i feel like she'd give great head +--- 19191595 +>>19191575 +If you've ever seen a cow's tongue, this would be more than a feeling. +--- 19191611 +It's laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing at the absurdity of both wearing earrings made from its milk and the packaging depicting it laughing +--- 19191671 +>>19191424 (OP) +she's laughing at your small human penis because she's used to big breeding bull cock +--- 19191761 +>>19191431 +it's the eyes, the laugh doesn't reach them, they're just full of bitterness and scorn +--- 19191771 +>>19191424 (OP) +your dick +--- 19191897 +>>19191611 +I've seen this bitch since I was a child and I just now noticed the earings +--- 19192023 +>>19191941 +Why would a cheese brand made by a french WW1 veteran mingle with foreign politics? +--- 19192028 +>>19191761 +Those are the eyes of a crimson bovine with the hellish intent of slaughtering millions of innocent people +--- 19192031 +>>19191424 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYFXOZN-L64 [Embed] +--- 19192203 +>>19191424 (OP) +shes laughing because its not real cheese. +--- 19192209 +>>19191595 +all of the blood vessels in your dick would burst and you'd be in transcendent agony +--- 19192221 +>>19191424 (OP) +I want to have sex with this cow so bad +--- 19192272 +>>19191431 +She still freaks me out. The human face with cow proportions is just a bit too uncanny. +--- 19192862 +>>19192221 +--- 19192870 +>>19192023 +Same thing that happens to every corporation. Founder who actually cares dies and gets replaced with a bunch of soulless shareholders who will do literally anything to squeeze out an extra cent of profit, diff --git a/ck/19191442.txt b/ck/19191442.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a9d6cef995ca612a3e86576bdf595a583caca60f --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191442.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 19191442 +I miss these mother fuckers like you wouldn't believe diff --git a/ck/19191445.txt b/ck/19191445.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..981967ea4be4097db79af72e9b5d78eec20b7823 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191445.txt @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +----- +--- 19191445 +ITT: Snacks/Drinks that make you audibly shout "KINO!" + +For me, it's Tahitian Treat. +--- 19191448 +why would i shout my childhood freinds nickname when i see food or drinks? +--- 19191483 +>>19191448 +Dave? Simon? +--- 19191487 +>>19191445 (OP) +--- 19191488 +>>19191483 +It's me I'm trans now and I dragged my dick over your face during that time you spent the night +--- 19191492 +>>19191483 +how is simon a nick name +--- 19191523 +>>19191445 (OP) +racist cop i used to know called it “jungle juice” +--- 19192034 +>>19191492 +short for simonella +--- 19192041 +>>19191445 (OP) +Isn't this ghetto this +>>19191476 + +Never had either. What do they taste like? +--- 19192121 +>>19192041 +worst post itt +seek cyanide +--- 19192132 +>>19191487 +I use one of those as my Fifi. +--- 19192356 +>>19192041 +>12tsp sugar per can of tahitian treat +Like diabeetus, but it’s delicious despite how ghetto it is +--- 19192378 +>>19192356 +That doesn't explain the flavor problem you knob. -.- +--- 19192381 +>>19192121 +Okay.. weirdo. It was a serious question lol. I nominate you for worst post and uno reverse you. You eat cyanide. +--- 19192455 +>>19192041 +cactus cooler tastes like the fun and sun of the southwest united states. +--- 19192457 +>>19192378 +Ok ok, it tastes like Hawaiian Punch but twice as sweet. +--- 19192520 +Mmm goyslop general +--- 19192785 +>>19192041 +Tahitian treat is just fruit punch flavored soda, and cactus cooler is orange/pineapple flavor diff --git a/ck/19191463.txt b/ck/19191463.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..887473961a5928200dc106d216a9dd53962d50d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191463.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 19191463 +can someone explain to me why these fuckers only prepare a single pan of orange chicken when orange chicken make up like 40% of their sales? drop the low sale items and add more room for orange chicken. or fucking hire a full time orange chicken cooker. half the time i go in this place they are out of orange chicken. half of those times there is an angry customer causing a scene because he has to wait 10 minutes for the orange chicken. why are they so retarded about this? +--- 19191473 +>>19191463 (OP) +You can buy this shit and all the other slop they “make” in the freezer aisle of Walmart +--- 19191482 +I always try to only order it when it's fresh, too often the big bowl/pan of orange chicken lasts too long at my local place and becomes gooey stale slop. Had it recently when it was real fresh and it tasted kind of like ass though, reminded me of spicy mi goreng noodles. I hope they didn't fuck up the recipe +--- 19191504 +>>19191463 (OP) +it comes in a bag so if they run out it's like 5 minutes for a new batch. also it depends on the location, the one near me starts making a new batch when they have like 25% left +--- 19192240 +>one of the few drive-thru restaurants that offers high-protein low-calorie foods +>go for the breaded MSG sugar chicken instead +Double teriyaki chicken with super greens or nothing at all +--- 19192936 +>>19192240 +For me, its the Kung pow chicken diff --git a/ck/19191552.txt b/ck/19191552.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a8ddb4def86f3f6add79ffd3b6a424de003e12c --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191552.txt @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +----- +--- 19191552 +Someone was asking about these the other day. I bought and drank some. They're a 5/10 +--- 19191599 +>>19191552 (OP) +Okay? And? Do you think I give a flying flip? This was not worth making a thread over, pal. +--- 19191622 +>>19191599 +Cry about it +--- 19191629 +so is red stripe better? was i right? +--- 19191643 +>>19191629 +Depends. Would you say you like it up the ass more than sucking cock? +--- 19191644 +Big wave was honestly pretty good by domestic beer standards in 1999. These days...eh, not so much. +--- 19191653 +>>19191643 +im top only +--- 19191655 +>>19191653 +Big Wave is better than Red Stripe, in that case +--- 19191713 +>>19191644 +What it has going for it: Not a bitter beer, refreshing, you could down them fast if you want to get tipsy fast or you're looking to cool off +Cons: very weak flavour, much depth or nuance to it +--- 19191813 +>>19191713 +>very weak flavour, much depth or nuance to it +Exactly. And all I'm saying is that when it first became popular (talking about in the US) your only other options at a lot of places were macro-lagers (Bud/Coors/etc.), or something like Heineken or Sam Adams, or if you were lucky a Fat Tire or Blue Moon. There are still a number of beers from the 90's that hold up today, but Big Wave isn't one of them. +--- 19191832 +i tried them and they are a *mua* chefs kiss like 7-8/10 tastes like salt water or the ocean +--- 19192516 +>>19191813 +Oh okay I understand where you're coming from then +--- 19192739 +>>19191552 (OP) +went to their brewery. food was 7/10. beer was 5/10 +--- 19192745 +>>19191552 (OP) +yeah passion fruit sucks +longboard Kona is inoffensive and stronger, haven't tried the others +--- 19192876 +>>19191552 (OP) +I like lord hobo golden ale better than this stuff. diff --git a/ck/19191563.txt b/ck/19191563.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fbbd98b013204a5a284f0a4a722155825a451816 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191563.txt @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +----- +--- 19191563 +/tea/ - /tsg/ +tea general + +This thread is for discussing teas, tisanes, and other herbal infusions. +info: types of tea, where to get tea, how to brew tea +https://pastebin.com/80GeeXJV +Previous thread: >>19170868 → +--- 19191580 +>>19191563 (OP) + +drinking bai mu dan +shou mei white cake in cupboard +awaiting jade oolong order +hope you enjoy your tea anons +--- 19191589 +Is william going to add any new spring teas on the website (farmerleaf) or just the 5 and 1 black? +--- 19191621 +>>19191589 +they will come in summer, young puerh tea needs to rest for a few months after being pressed but some sellers will sell wacky cakes like smoked ones or just sell the unpressed maocha +--- 19191670 +>>19191621 +Thanks anon, might do one order now and one in summer then. +--- 19191679 +who makes the best bulk ceylon? it's the season for iced tea and I'm craving +--- 19191721 +>>19191679 +Great question actually +Try to find some of the brands in pic related +Ahmad has a few bulk ceylon offerings, they aren't fancy but they might be fine for iced tea. Ahmad ceylon OPA is $12 for a half kilo on Amazon +--- 19191784 +If you're looking to try any herbal teas or blends, Mountain Rose Herbs has a 20% off everything sale you can sign up for. They also have a bunch of herbs and seasonings to make your own. +--- 19191864 +>>19191784 +any recommendations? +I don't have the patience to sift through all the descriptions for what's in all their silly-named teas. +--- 19191922 +>>19191864 +Red rooibos, green rooibos, chamomile, honeybrush +The Blues one works, but the St. John's Wort can interact with a lot of medications +A lot of people like the root beer one +--- 19192884 +>>19191563 (OP) +Threadly question +How's /tea/'s chinese studies going? preparing for getting the freshest greens on 2024 I hope? +Been practicing some handwriting today +我爱茶 diff --git a/ck/19191578.txt b/ck/19191578.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1f8c661ed4a87fbceb2effd5e574d6b5195d7afc --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191578.txt @@ -0,0 +1,97 @@ +----- +--- 19191578 +Icco's Pizza, they sell affordable pizza place in otherwise expensive parts of London +--- 19191588 +>>19191578 (OP) +Looks fuckin gross +--- 19191598 +>>19191578 (OP) +christ that's bleak +Why not just get a fish fry? That's one thing your country can actually get right. +--- 19191601 +>>19191578 (OP) +Why is there but one pepperone? +--- 19191602 +>>19191578 (OP) +>affordable +It definitely looks cheap. I would still eat it, but the looks give me an impression of a pizza with mediocre flavour at best. +--- 19191613 +>>19191601 +roni loisence expired +--- 19191614 +It was actually good though, nice tomato sauce and decent mozzarella +--- 19191618 +>flour +>water +>yeast +>salt +>cheese +>tomato +>olive oil +>toppings +Pizza is not expensive +--- 19191620 +>>19191578 (OP) +how the fuck do you even get your cheese to look THAT shit? +--- 19191624 +>>19191614 +Are you in a hotel room? These are the only places I eat on the bed, plus there's a cuck chair. +--- 19191627 +>>19191614 +>sauce for pizza +I thought only amerilards did this. obese people are truly disgusting creatures +--- 19191631 +>>19191578 (OP) +How much cum in on there? +--- 19191634 +>>19191624 +Most br*ts own and use their own cuck chair. Particularly in London +--- 19191637 +>>19191620 +No idea, but now I kinda want to see Marco make a pizza with stilton +--- 19191638 +>>19191614 +Budweiser, huh +--- 19191639 +>>19191602 +Post a pizza that looks to you like it has optimal flavour so I can shit all over your purported expertise. +--- 19191647 +>>19191639 +find a flaw, dipshit +--- 19191651 +>>19191647 +I concede. +--- 19191663 +>>19191614 +>tranny fluid +YWNBAW +--- 19191677 +>>19191663 +Lel + +I'm a Norf man in London, I'm not paying like £7 a pint so just got the most acceptable cheap muck, Carlsberg is even worse +--- 19191702 +>>19191677 +Do you use both hands to jerk off? +--- 19191792 +>>19191702 +Yeah don't mind a visit from the left handed stranger every once in a while but I'm not sure what that has to do with anything lad +--- 19191798 +>>19191792 +It means you're a fucking Neanderthal +--- 19191801 +>>19191798 +seems like a stretch +--- 19191809 +>>19191801 +Ask your neighbor across the hall, they'll tell you +--- 19192911 +>>19191578 (OP) +>one (1) pepperoni +--- 19192915 +>>19192911 +There's a second hidden under some cheese +--- 19192930 +>>19192915 +was this supposed to be some sort of meat lovers? +might be the worst pizza not cooked from home ive ever seen diff --git a/ck/19191658.txt b/ck/19191658.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8e5a9874465f8eb9a7183512f7d9f49c2567eaa5 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191658.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 19191658 +no bullshitting, does putting stuff in an oak barrel for 3 years really make a difference in flavor? +--- 19191664 +Yes. Most of the flavor compounds aren't water soluble, though, so you need alcohol. +--- 19191665 +>>19191658 (OP) +yeah, it tastes oaky +--- 19191669 +>>19191658 (OP) +Yes, that's why euro wine is better than most American wine. We oak the fuck out of our shit and it's not good +--- 19191684 +>>19191658 (OP) +It makes ALL the difference. It's 100% where the color comes from in whiskeys also. You put moonshine into barrels (some of which have been charred) to mellow and age into something that will become the finished product. What goes in is completely different than what comes out. +--- 19191722 +>>19191684 +>What goes in is completely different than what comes out. +So you take yeast poop and turn it into something palatable? +--- 19191735 +>>19191669 +For my taste, I would agree I'm not a fan of heavily oaked things. Oaking is for taste and also for imparting tannins and give texture or mouthfeel to a drink. I've had a couple oaked beers that were good though. The wines I've had that I really like are lightly or non oaked ones like wines like Riesling or maybe a Gewürztraminer, those would maybe be your taste too +--- 19191758 +>>19191735 +I'm a big Vouvray nigga. I avoid most things from Cali and Australia or New Zealand. Everywhere else is fair game to me, even Midwest stuff. The best Malbec I've ever had was at some random ass Midwest winery +--- 19191776 +>>19191658 (OP) +I've never had "fresh" alcohol (clear whisky etc) so I can't say 100% for sure. +--- 19191913 +>>19191722 +yes +--- 19191943 +>>19191658 (OP) +yes, just buy white dog vs bourbon to compare +--- 19191953 +>>19191658 (OP) +No, they've been doing this for hundreds of years for no reason. I hope they'll see your post and will get a clue diff --git a/ck/19191672.txt b/ck/19191672.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a833fc7c6cce6179244e668dd6d78ec80f680870 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191672.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 19191672 +What are some foods that make you feel ridiculously weak after eating them? +--- 19191678 +Soy, seed oils, foods cooked on teflon, foods stored in plastic. +--- 19191680 +>>19191672 (OP) +Anything with lysergic acid diethylmide in it +--- 19191768 +refined sugar is a fucking killer +--- 19191779 +>>19191768 +So is your dad +--- 19191790 +>>19191672 (OP) +I've made frosted brownies that are so sweet I have to sit down +it gives me palpitations, I can only eat them once or twice a year +--- 19191821 +bone hurting juice +--- 19192111 +>>19191672 (OP) +the complimentary water you get because you went to the tacobell drive through with $2.17 in your bank account and the card gets declined because you didn't factor in tax +--- 19192115 +>>19191672 (OP) +>What are some foods that make you feel ridiculously weak after eating them? +none +--- 19192152 +>>19192115 +Ok sir +Eat 10 pounds of butter +--- 19192409 +>>19192152 +that's a serving size, not a food. +--- 19192444 +Any fast food +--- 19192472 +>>19191672 (OP) +Pizza, my belly gets super bloated and I just wanna sit down and watch something stupid, then I pass out diff --git a/ck/19191696.txt b/ck/19191696.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b668dd358cd27b962b6a314dd644fa6abbfbd897 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191696.txt @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +----- +--- 19191696 +THE SEASONING POLICE +THEY COVER CHICKEN IN BREAD +THE SEASONING POLICE +ATE TOO MUCH SALT NOW THEY'RE DEAD +--- 19191857 +>>19191696 (OP) +dream (1 syllable) +sea-son-ing (3 syllables) +it just doesnt work +--- 19191896 +>>19191857 +I just done it in my head, they can all be crammed in there just fine +--- 19191904 +>>19191857 +You gotta speed thru it +--- 19191914 +>>19191857 +seas'ning +--- 19191924 +>>19191896 +It doesn't quite work out loud, but does if you remove the "the" +--- 19192150 +>>19191696 (OP) +>SEASONING POLICE +I'LL SEND MY MSG TO THE WORLD +I'LL SEND MY MSG TO THE WORLD +I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY +I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY +I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY +ESSENCE IN A BOTTLE +--- 19192192 +>>19191857 +Based syllable critic. I hate parody songs that try to shoehorn extra syllables into songs, and as a result, make them sound retarded. +--- 19192310 +>>19192150 +BAM! +--- 19192322 +>>19192150 +--- 19192364 +>>19192150 +WOKE IP THIS MORNING +CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW +5,000mg OF SODIUM +IN MY CRAWFISH BROIL +--- 19192367 +>>19191857 +OP should've used "spice" instead. +--- 19192372 +>>19192150 +--- 19192558 +based thread +--- 19192586 +>I want you to slice cheese +>I need you to shred cheese +>I'd love you to grate cheese +>I'm beggin' you to cut cheese diff --git a/ck/19191783.txt b/ck/19191783.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a6046a40fef80713080030507c15ef088e80de73 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191783.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 19191783 +qué hemos hecho +--- 19191789 +I'm a homosexual faggot btw +--- 19191803 +>>19191789 +entonces quieres salsa extra +--- 19192450 +Science has gone too far diff --git a/ck/19191797.txt b/ck/19191797.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..23b17b55121c5a0c5307f7d53a1854135ca33b3d --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191797.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 19191797 +do you like raisins in it? +imo raisins ruin everything. I like chocolate chips but then it's too much like cake almost. + +post recipes for good bread pudding? +--- 19191800 +>>19191797 (OP) +blueberries +--- 19191805 +How can one man be so wrong +--- 19191849 +>>19191797 (OP) +>do you like raisins in it? +Of course. +--- 19191992 +>>19191797 (OP) +>choccy chips +are you anti-raisin or anti-dried fruit? i like to use dried cranberries, sour cherries, walnuts or pecans, or any combination of those. chocolate is a totally legitimate addition to bread pudding, but just makes it too rich imo. bread pudding with bananas and walnuts is top fucking nut +--- 19192189 +>>19191797 (OP) +Round christmas, we like to make it with pannetone. That's really good; the extra candied fruit in it makes a nice change. You could probably get fairly close by mixing in some candied peel or something like that into a normal bread pudding. +But I also like raisins. I can't ever remember not liking raisins. +--- 19192278 +>>19191992 +grapes are just best enjoyed moist and ruin the texture of a dessert when dried out. I like blueberry muffins and other dried fruit and i don't necessarily hate bread pudding with raisins i would just prefer it without raisins +--- 19192294 +>>19191797 (OP) +Yes. Raisins/craisins and diced peaches. Bit of cinnamon. diff --git a/ck/19191804.txt b/ck/19191804.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..824886401de3062db6fb37ee8f8136cc15f9cf58 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191804.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 19191804 +Has anyone tried it? Is it any good? +--- 19191839 +Is this a real thing? I don't have enough wood chips in my diet, and would like more foodstuffs that were banned a century before I was born. +--- 19191852 +>>19191839 +no +this is a retarded ecowarrior lets-plant-trees marketing effort and has nothing to do with /ck/ +--- 19191966 +>>19191804 (OP) +It's a meme. I just watched the aubrey plaza video and she's advocating for real milk. +--- 19191989 +>>19191804 (OP) +where are the tits on the wood diff --git a/ck/19191811.txt b/ck/19191811.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a3c572c3d827f06b8516470d7d745c88b34f658c --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191811.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 19191811 +I made pancake for the first time ever +--- 19191815 +>>19191811 (OP) +Try again +--- 19191847 +it’s pancakeS +learn English +--- 19191862 +>>19191811 (OP) +Now, OP, you are truly become cook. +--- 19191885 +>>19191811 (OP) +/ck/'s most prolific cook +--- 19191910 +>>19191811 (OP) +You didn't make shit. You bought a ready pancake mix like a fucking idiot and fucked even that up. You define what it means to be a looser. +--- 19191974 +>>19191910 diff --git a/ck/19191831.txt b/ck/19191831.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..02c1adf03487b29418f77ba9016dc89858ca58fc --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191831.txt @@ -0,0 +1,127 @@ +----- +--- 19191831 +For religious reasons, I am not going to be able to eat meat, true grains, onions, or garlic. Any recipe recommendations? +inb4 >you’re fucked +I’ve found some curry recipes that are OK, I just need more options +--- 19191842 +>>19191831 (OP) +There is no God and you're dumb + +Also lentils are very versatile +--- 19191907 +>>19191842 +Touch my scrote, faggot +--- 19191933 +what made-up BS neo-pagan larp religion is this? +--- 19191949 +>>19191831 (OP) +> religious +I stopped reading, you're an idiot +--- 19191958 +>>19191831 (OP) +What the fuck kind of dumbass religion won't let you eat onions or garlic? No spiritual salvation is worth that kind of torture. +--- 19192038 +bros please can we just talk about recipes… I can’t live on curry alone. I’ll turn into a pajeet +--- 19192042 +>>19192038 +Lentils, fuckface. You can do anything with them. Soup, salad, replacement for rice, replacement for ground beef, fucking anything. + +What religion do you follow? +--- 19192046 +>>19192042 +Taoism +--- 19192051 +>eating false grains +--- 19192078 +>>19192046 +Why no beans? +--- 19192084 +>>19192078 +Beans are fine, just no grass derived grains like wheat, corn, rice, etc. +--- 19192093 +>>19192038 +Try falafel, potatoes and other tubers, legumes in general, salads, and roasted or steamed vegetables. Never heard of that particular dietary restriction, changanon. +--- 19192096 +>>19191831 (OP) +Buckwheat! +--- 19192110 +ask your fellow daoist +--- 19192172 +>>19191831 (OP) +>no meat, true grains +Still have legumes and potatoes and yams and stuff like that. +>onions, or garlic +Much more awkward to substitute. They're foundational to most western food's flavor profile, and used in a lot of south asian cooking too. +--- 19192213 +>>19192084 +Based five grain avoider +Do the traditional and eat berries and acorns>>19192084 +--- 19192228 +>>19191831 (OP) +theres hindu festivals all around food with those restrictions, heaps of beans. +--- 19192242 +>>19192078 +I would make amaranth porridge with vegetable stock and vegetables. +--- 19192248 +>>19192242 +I would also put some walnuts in there. Maybe a little lemon juice +--- 19192260 +>>19191842 +It's OK anon... +Organised religion IS a scam. +But you'll find GOD, all the smartest people do. +--- 19192274 +>>19192084 +Do what you will, anon... +But the Tao that can be spoken of, IS NOT the eternal tao. +>Nothing special +--- 19192283 +>>19192260 +What about the lentils, though +--- 19192320 +>retard American teenagers are now larping as Taoists +lmao +--- 19192323 +>>19192283 +I LOVE lentils. +> 1 Pt. jasmine rice +> 1 C. rinsed and sorted lentils +> 2 Pts. water +> 1/2 stick BUTTER +> Garlic Pow and other spices(poultry seasoning is MY go-to) + salt to taste +cooked in a $20 rice cooker. +even plain rice is delicious, if you can forget the 5 flavors that blind the tastebuds. +Do your will. God is a VERB. +--- 19192337 +>>19192320 +People flail for any kind of meaning when they realize that they've been fed lies all their life. +--- 19192418 +I can at least understand the moral arguments for being anti-meat, even though I disagree with them personally, but what do you believe in that forbids "true" grains, onions, and garlic? +Likewise, I can understand dodging onions and garlic to make your body less stinky, but, there's religious reasons for avoiding them?? +--- 19192424 +>>19192418 +Demons come out them and try to eat you from the inside out when you digest them +--- 19192437 +>>19192424 +Why is it called a true grain if it has demons in it? +--- 19192513 +>>19191831 (OP) +Why did you decide to became a Jainism +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jainism +--- 19192518 +Lentil soup: Cook lentils with carrots, celery, and potatoes in vegetable broth, and season with cumin, turmeric, and paprika. + + Stuffed bell peppers: Cut the top off bell peppers, remove seeds, and stuff with a mixture of cooked quinoa, black beans, diced tomatoes, and corn. + + Chickpea salad: Mix chickpeas, diced tomatoes, cucumbers, and parsley in a bowl, and dress with olive oil and lemon juice. + + Stir-fried vegetables and tofu: Sauté vegetables such as broccoli, bell peppers, and snap peas, and add cubes of firm tofu seasoned with soy sauce and ginger. + + Cauliflower fried rice: Pulse cauliflower in a food processor to create rice-sized pieces. Stir-fry with eggs, peas, carrots, and soy sauce. + + Sweet potato and black bean enchiladas: Mash cooked sweet potatoes with black beans, corn, and chili powder. Roll mixture into corn tortillas and bake with enchilada sauce. + +I hope these options give you some ideas for delicious meals that meet your dietary restrictions. +--- 19192529 +>>19192437 +t. demonic cultivator diff --git a/ck/19191894.txt b/ck/19191894.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a4067e77eace4ad2205fb0219d3707349f9e3843 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191894.txt @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +----- +--- 19191894 +If I had known they were gonna charge me I wouldn't have fuckin asked. +--- 19191905 +>>19191894 (OP) +Anon making a goatse on your pizza out of pepperoni takes time +For 1.25 you are getting a deal +--- 19191911 +>>19191894 (OP) +Did they ring or just charge you? +--- 19191918 +>>19191894 (OP) +You want us to ask what the request was? Fuck off. +--- 19191934 +>>19191894 (OP) +Boycott them +--- 19191945 +>>19191911 +Just charged. I did have a $5 coupon because delivery was late a few weeks back, so I guess it evens out. +>>19191905 +While I'm not big into goatse, I do appreciate a nice asshole. +--- 19191954 +>>19191918 +No, but I'm pretty glad you've angered yourself imagining I had some dark motive for starting this thread by getting people to respond to me. What a fiend I must be in your mind. +--- 19192017 +>>19191954 +not him but your deliberate lack of information is clearly bait and your response confirms that you are indeed a massive faggot +--- 19192024 +>>19191954 +You didn't do shit. I was already angry before responding to your dumbass thread. +--- 19192044 +>>19191945 +>a nice asshole +You can't be both an asshole and nice +--- 19192047 +>>19191945 +sauce on this chica? +--- 19192058 +>>19192047 +--- 19192129 +>>19192047 +Aoi Ichigo, friend. She and Marie Konishi have amazing assholes. I've posted some of their stuff in this /gif/ thread, actually >>24987900 +>>19192017 +I'm having a pretty good time here, I don't know what your problem is. +>>19192024 +Keep on seething then, buddy. +>>19192044 +See my first response. +--- 19192139 +>>19192129 +Well that didn't work. It's the anal in the ass thread, obviously. +--- 19192301 +>>19191954 +I want to upcharge you for reading this pretentious abomination of a thread, I hope they rubbed their dicks on your pizza. But you probably love the taste of cock +--- 19192528 +Oy veyyyy a dolla extra? This is like anodda Shoah diff --git a/ck/19191909.txt b/ck/19191909.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..92b82a59622af188776c5b3dabad4af7b063612b --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191909.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 19191909 +I fell for the hype and got the Little Caesar's pretzel crust pizza and I have to say, it's really fucking good. I got it with pizza sauce instead of the default cheese sauce, would recommend. + +Pretzel crust pizzas should be more common with pizzas in general because holy shit is it a perfect combination. +--- 19191920 +Pretzel dough in general is a great dough that pairs well with most things especially cheeses in general and I feel the fact it doesn't see widespread use is because of purists who insist on using lye. +--- 19191921 +>>19191909 (OP) +Little Caesars pizzas are pretty good, but the best way to get a good one is to order a specialty pizza from them. + +How does the pretzel crust taste? +--- 19191951 +>>19191909 (OP) +I actually just got it today too. It's tasty but holy shit is it heavy and filling. I feel like a bloated corpse. They also gave me the stuffed crust version on accident too, so that probably makes it even crazier. + +>>19191921 +Surprisingly it does indeed taste like a pretzel. +--- 19191993 +>>19191920 +I heard that alkaline treatment with baking soda leaves an undesirable soapy taste in the finished product while lye doesn't leave a residual taste or smell after it's cooked. + +>>19191921 +I never had Little Caesar's before I had this pretzel crust pizza but after having it I don't doubt they're a good chain. I'm sure there are some contrarian fags out there who will say they suck because there are people like that for every pizza chain. + +>How does the pretzel crust taste? +Really good. It tastes just like a pretzel, so it doesn't taste super different than regular bread but it's still noticeably pretzel-like. And as typical with pretzels it has those big delicious flakey salt crystals sprinkled on it and it's goddamn amazing. As I ate it some of the salt crystals fell off the crust onto my plate and I ended up mopping it back up with my pizza which enhanced each bite. + +>It's tasty but holy shit is it heavy and filling. +Kek, it's definitely easy to overeat the pizza because it's so good, but the pretzel crust itself (non-stuffed) has no more calories than the traditional crust. It's the sauce and fillings you get with it that really make it more filling than normal. Before I ordered I actually made sure to look up the calorie count for the large size pretzel crust and it was just over 2,000 calories, which is an entire day's worth of calories, so I made sure to only eat half of it one day and have the second half the next. +And like I said it probably helps to have it with the regular tomato pizza sauce than the cheese sauce. And the stuffed version would definitely make it crazier. +--- 19192107 +>>19191951 +how much did you eat in one sitting? diff --git a/ck/19191923.txt b/ck/19191923.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e7acb3a5db8d2910b08053831ae50678400b2a13 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191923.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 19191923 +For me, it's an ice cold Bang's. +--- 19191926 +>>19191923 (OP) +I'm an adult so water or beer +--- 19191928 +Mexican Coca Cola +--- 19191929 +Canadian Cola +--- 19191932 +A&W root beer +--- 19191937 +Vita Coco. Ask for it by name! In the advanced hydration aisle. diff --git a/ck/19191960.txt b/ck/19191960.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2630a283d8814dc66d532cfb8fa74a706aa363ee --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191960.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 19191960 +>sneak into house +>add 15-20% msg to their salt shakers +>they will always talk about that time where their food tastes subtly better for a period of time diff --git a/ck/19191988.txt b/ck/19191988.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8d6400eebbe390df31740154ede074b73883d3f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19191988.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 19191988 +Still the best place to get a burger +--- 19192033 +>>19191988 (OP) +The fact that this isn't a widely popular burger restaurant format blows my mind. For non leafs, Harvey's is a fast food burger joint whose premise is that once you order your burger (# of patties, optional cheese and/or bacon) there's a deli counter where you get to tell the wagie what you want in your burger. You get to pick what sauces and toppings you want on your burger. Basically like a Subways for burgers but they actually chargrill the patties unlike most fast food places. +--- 19192037 +>>19191988 (OP) +the burger itself tastes like doodoo though. they still make your hamburger the way you like, it's a beautiful thing nonetheless. +--- 19192039 +>>19192033 +>c*nadian thinks they invented putting things on your burger +--- 19192069 +if it ain't a smash burger i ain't interested +--- 19192086 +>>19192069 +Please fuck me daddy +--- 19192095 +>>19192039 +What's more American than bossing a wagie around to put more honey mustard on your burger than he thought was necessary? +--- 19192120 +>>19192095 +being that wagie +--- 19192435 +>>19191988 (OP) +Burgers aren't that good but chicken strips, onion rings and deep fried pickles are. I go to the one here because it's the only fast food place that isn't full of surly Uber Eats drivers +--- 19192461 +>>19192037 +Harvey's has the best burgers fuck off diff --git a/ck/19192045.txt b/ck/19192045.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6405b1361d773121b13d947db205b0d19cde77a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192045.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 19192045 +I fucked up my stock +--- 19192048 +>>19192045 (OP) +How so +--- 19192056 +>>19192048 +the vent on the pressure cooker came undo and a peice of it fell in and it boiled +--- 19192057 +>>19192048 +hedge funds shorted it +--- 19192085 +>>19192045 (OP) +>literal horse dick in *his* soup water +do Michiganfaggots rEALLY?!!!!!!! +--- 19192089 +>>19192056 +I can help you slavage this thing, anon, but you have to trust me. OK? Do you have a gun? +--- 19192175 +>>19192089 +whats the plan +--- 19192200 +>>19192056 +If you really want it clear, you can use a raft to clarify it. there's other ways to clarify things, but a raft can likely be done with stuff you have and isn't very complicated. +--- 19192208 +>>19192175 +Go to your next door neighbor to the west or south of you and invite them to go squirrel hunting. It may take some convincing, but once they agree to go, you are going to take them to those woods right out back of the development. Shoot a squirrel and get your neighbor to go get it. Kill your neighbor, plant the gun on the squirrel. Replace your pressure cooker with your neighbors'. Perfect crime. +--- 19192402 +>>19192208 +you're not funny buddy +--- 19192414 +>>19192402 +Jesus laughs at my jokes :( diff --git a/ck/19192091.txt b/ck/19192091.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f306ed793bdc04f2cc43ddc95653f97da57bf37b --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192091.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 19192091 +Salmon with parsley and lemon juice, pasta with mushrooms and a badly distributed persillade, some /beenz/. + +Over did the fish a little, but breddy gud overall. +--- 19192183 +>>1919209 +>actual cooking +>seekay +Pick one, usually. + +Looks ok, a bit hurried maybe. +--- 19192288 +>>19192091 (OP) +why linguine? hate that shape. spaghettoni are superior. anyway use more pasta water to emulsify and make it creamier. +that plate and the fork? really tacky. +all veggies look anemic, there should be browning. you need to use much higher heat. did you cook them in a non stick pan or something? +same goes for the salmon. you really need a proper pan man +--- 19192411 +looks fine, portion for a female tho. u must weigh 70 pounds. +--- 19192427 +Salmon isn't cooked correctly whatsoever. Otherwise seems fine. Can you please learn how to sear or at least fucking bake it or would you prefer to be a nigger for the rest of your life? +--- 19192541 +>>19192091 (OP) +pasta is undercooked +--- 19192626 +Smoked turkey and roasted potatoes diff --git a/ck/19192161.txt b/ck/19192161.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a7d4edc987762fc20e7351c46e8003785c27266d --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192161.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 19192161 +Too spicy for ya, whiteboi? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp7w5fJAdsU [Embed] +--- 19192184 +I think I just developed stage 5 cancer midway through the video +--- 19192361 +>>19192161 (OP) +I hate normalfags so much it's unreal +--- 19192390 +>>19192161 (OP) +it's weird that an island inhabited by englishmen developed an accent for the same language they still speak +--- 19192426 +England is well and truly dead +Odd, I expected the Netherlands to be the first to go, but they're still hanging on to some semblance of being a civilized country +--- 19192447 +>White guy can't handle the spiciness of an orange chicken, gives his girl the "ick" while black dude sweeps in to save the day +Sounds like your average 4chan thread, lol +--- 19192490 +>>19192161 (OP) +I'd be shocked if anything served to in the UK could strike me as spicy. +--- 19192508 +>>19192390 +And they’re 3 generations away from the Jamaicans that landed in London. Even white council estate kids speak like that +--- 19192579 +Multiculturalism in a leftist fever dream fantasy looks actually 10 times more insufferable than it actually is. +--- 19192605 +>>19192579 +That's why /tv/ is always seething about it diff --git a/ck/19192168.txt b/ck/19192168.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..442406e3b256539b5280058a66f20dc6aaa79cdb --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192168.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 19192168 +I don't really like beef but I eat beef +I don't enjoy beef very much and I don't usually eat it because of that eating a lot of it makes me sick +However beef is highly nutritious and full of protein my body needs so at least three times a month I will eat a lot of beef then spend a couple of hours in pain in bed, I even ended up at the hospital once +Do you force yourself to eat something you don't like? +--- 19192191 +>I don't really like beef but I eat beef +>I don't enjoy beef very much and I don't usually eat it because of that eating a lot of it makes me sick +>However beef is highly nutritious and full of protein my body needs so at least three times a month I will eat a lot of beef then spend a couple of hours in pain in bed, I even ended up at the hospital once +--- 19192205 +Were you bitten by tick by any chance? +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha-gal_syndrome diff --git a/ck/19192197.txt b/ck/19192197.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3c78922fbeae7a139e2355a8aafd0f11961256c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192197.txt @@ -0,0 +1,62 @@ +----- +--- 19192197 +Do jalapenos dissolve when cooked? I know for a fact I chopped like 3 of them for the chili I've had slow cooking for a few hours but I can't find any signs of them in there now. +--- 19192199 +>>19192197 (OP) +Your sister crammed them. +--- 19192216 +Did you add chicken? Chicken and jalapenos make mustard gas, you should probably open a window +--- 19192256 +3 is hardly any, you're a fag who can't handle even a little bit of heat +--- 19192258 +>>19192256 +shit is expensive man +--- 19192265 +>>19192258 +What? Where do you live where jalapeños are expensive? +--- 19192277 +>>19192265 +midwest usa +--- 19192287 +>>19192277 +I'm in Minnesota and jalapeños are basically free here. +--- 19192302 +>>19192197 (OP) +Yeah, if you mince them small enough and cook them long enough they will dissolve +--- 19192326 +>>19192197 (OP) +They do shrink, I generally add them near the okdj +--- 19192343 +>>19192326 +But where will I find a DJ from Oklahoma at this hour? +--- 19192440 +>>19192277 +I also live in the Midwest, jalapenos are practically free here. Wtf? +--- 19192445 +>>19192287 +>>19192440 +shits were like a dollar 25 each at meijer what the hell +--- 19192462 +>>19192445 +sounds like a meijer rip off +--- 19192467 +>>19192445 +--- 19192475 +>>19192462 +Yeah and this whole thread has been a meijer waste of time! DOHOHOHOHO +--- 19192476 +>>19192258 +USA +--- 19192485 +>>19192445 +Where i am (california) i buy serranos for like 10 cents each +--- 19192630 +>>19192445 +This expect it's per pound. +>t. Midwest +--- 19192684 +>>19192445 +why do you lie when you know it's easy for us to check? they're $1.40 per fucking pound at meijer. +--- 19192694 +>>19192684 +I'm very lonely and even negative, pretend attention feels better than not being noticed at all. diff --git a/ck/19192215.txt b/ck/19192215.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..650b4c95e0248a8c04ae7a7e6e05324ba0c426af --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192215.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 19192215 +Whats your go to for numbing yourself? +--- 19192226 +gin +--- 19192227 +>>19192215 (OP) +Booze, usually. Sometimes THC. +--- 19192230 +>>19192215 (OP) +used to be booze, haven't found a replacement since I stopped +--- 19192233 +>>19192215 (OP) +wild turkey 101 on rocks and a three-patty smashed cheeseburger with pickle mayo and diced onion. some salt and vinegar kettle chips on the side +--- 19192259 +>>19192233 +>on the rocks +Sally. +--- 19192269 +>>19192233 +finishing off my bottle of wild turkey 101 right now diff --git a/ck/19192234.txt b/ck/19192234.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecb7e29c9f8cf3d3946766a0543ace8526484abf --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192234.txt @@ -0,0 +1,174 @@ +----- +--- 19192234 +Apples: the ultimate panty dropper. What is your favorite apple to use for seduction? For me it is the humble honeycrisp +--- 19192251 +>>19192234 (OP) +I've had most success with gala, but honeycrisp have worked too +--- 19192253 +>>19192234 (OP) +Granny Smith cored and sliced, dipped in peanut butter +--- 19192254 +bitches love granny smith +--- 19192255 +>>19192251 +Fuck man, gala? You must be a real Chad! I could never pull that off +--- 19192263 +>>19192255 +no, galas are just that good +--- 19192268 +>peel +>half +>remove core +>boil in very sugary water 1 minute +>dollop of raspberry jelly where core was +10/10 +--- 19192276 +Jazz apples if she's a club rat, granny smith for the girl you're looking to settle down with +--- 19192297 +>>19192268 +Fucking pro moves right here. What else you got? +--- 19192327 +>>19192297 +>core +>thin slices +>dust with cinnamon, sugar and TINY bit of salt +>in oven until crinkly +--- 19192366 +>>19192297 +>peel +>slice REALLY thin +>put in dehydrator to just before it turns to dust +>grind it up +>add to oatmeal while camping +--- 19192370 +braeburn for any reason, event, or application +--- 19192375 +My ex really like pink ladies, plus you can always say here's a pink lady now let me see yours +--- 19192379 +>>19192366 +I'm getting really wet +--- 19192385 +>>19192375 +Is that when she whips out her cock? +--- 19192398 +>>19192253 +Straight up all time facorite. After school snack time reminiscing right before a thorough dicking. Classy and classic. +--- 19192407 +>>19192385 +hopefully +--- 19192451 +>>19192234 (OP) +Not sure if this is on topic, but I love apple sauce. I can throw it on just about anything. +--- 19192458 +>>19192451 +goes really good with porkchops actually, or mashed potatoes, i prefer a more tart applesauce then sweet +--- 19192463 +>>19192234 (OP) +i dont want to be gay but do you guys ever eat it with cheddar +--- 19192500 +>>19192463 +God damn you freaky, man +--- 19192511 +>>19192463 +no, but i have done the thing where +>take small wheel brie +>use the "dentalfloss/fishing wire" trick to cut it in two round peices +>on the sliced side, add thin slices of apple, finely crushed walnut and jam +>put back together +>put in pastry dough +>egg wash until golden brown +it WILL kill you if you eat it more then once a year, but man, the gooy brie, crusty crust, warm apple and delicious jam, fuuuck i need to make that again soon +--- 19192589 +>>19192511 +I have brie and apple and jam often... am I in trouble? +--- 19192611 +>>19192463 +No, but I've heard it's good +--- 19192614 +>>19192234 (OP) +Honeycrisps tend to be on the big side, Fuji’s are easier to cram. +--- 19192616 +>>19192234 (OP) +I prefer pears +--- 19192618 +>>19192616 +This is a work safe board, anon +--- 19192642 +>>19192616 +shoutout to all my pears +--- 19192643 +>>19192463 +you know what they say, anon… + +an apple without cheese +is like a hug without a squeeze!! +--- 19192651 +Fact: if you give one of these to a woman in Massachusetts she HAS to blow you within 24 hours or the local high school's star pitcher get to toss a a fast ball at her dome +--- 19192654 +>>19192643 +Where do they say this? +--- 19192659 +>>19192654 +people are saying, many such cases +--- 19192662 +>>19192659 +Squeezeless hug, SAD! +--- 19192663 +>>19192654 +The analogy is like this. An apple is like a hug, warm and platonic. Adding cheese is like slipping your hand down all smooth like and squeezing that ass. +--- 19192678 +>>19192616 +I had a pear and chocolate mousse today. It was amazing +--- 19192682 +>>19192678 +I don’t know if you saw the thread title, but just in case you didn’t, I’ll have you know that this thread is about apples. +--- 19192690 +>>19192678 +Did you thank the chef properly? +--- 19192691 +>>19192682 +but it was really good +--- 19192707 +>>19192511 +Fuck man that sounds good. +--- 19192708 +>>19192691 +No one here cares. Go get an apple and chocolate mousse +--- 19192713 +>>19192234 (OP) +>used to bring the teacher an apple every day from our tree in elementary school +>mfw I realized she just let me hit on her every day while her husband was teaching down the hall +--- 19192714 +>>19192663 +But apples by themselves are a sure fire food to get you laid! That's what we're talking about over here! +--- 19192715 +>>19192713 +Damn that's kinky bro. She ever get caught? Did you need therapy? +--- 19192730 +>>19192713 +Johnny Appledick +--- 19192788 +You ever slip a little apple cider into her glass? Kind of fucked up, I know, but she wants it. They all want it. +--- 19192789 +>>19192707 +it is stupid good, you can play around with different fruits, nuts, jams. +or scale it up to a full size brie for like a cheeseboard or something, everyone will think you are a god. for me, 2 of the store bought pre made like, pie rolls, gives me enough to neatly package it, but with enough left over for a cute little design on top + +only thing i forgot to mention is that you really REALLY need to let it sit for like 10-20 minutes after taking it out, or you will just have watery brie everywhere (depending on fat content) + +i tried it with pear (conference) but the pear just got kind of grainy +--- 19192809 +>>19192788 +I do that but with perry +--- 19192824 +>>19192789 +Thanks, I'll have to try it some time. +--- 19192867 +>>19192789 +>you can play around with different fruits, nuts +absolutely degenerate +--- 19192889 +>>19192867 +its just simple, jams like raspberry and blueberry hold up better to heat then things like strawberry + +the least proccesed jam is preferable something with as much chunks of the real fruit diff --git a/ck/19192273.txt b/ck/19192273.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e4fa36759982c82f17d2f82625df783ad2a653f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192273.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 19192273 +The KFC formula is the sole property of KFC and is only to be discussed in part or in whole with its creator, Colonel Sanders. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary. +--- 19192285 +>Sanders remained the company's symbol after selling it, traveling 200,000 miles (320,000 km) a year on the company's behalf and filming many TV commercials and appearances. He retained much influence over executives and franchisees, who respected his culinary expertise and feared what The New Yorker described as "the force and variety of his swearing" when a restaurant or the company varied from what executives described as "the Colonel's chicken". One change the company made was to the gravy, which Sanders had bragged was so good that "it'll make you throw away the durn chicken and just eat the gravy" but which the company simplified to reduce time and cost. As late as 1979 Sanders made surprise visits to KFC restaurants, and if the food disappointed him, he denounced it to the franchisee as "God-damned slop" or pushed it onto the floor.[5][36] In 1973, Sanders sued Heublein Inc.—the then parent company of Kentucky Fried Chicken—over the alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975, Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly described their gravy as being "sludge" with a "wall-paper taste".[6] +--- 19192335 +>>19192285 +I'm this but Ronald Mcdonald going to McDonald's and throwing food and swearing diff --git a/ck/19192296.txt b/ck/19192296.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c39a22df9ad497097429c96fb4f11e2d8acdc28d --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192296.txt @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ +----- +--- 19192296 +Whats the worst thing someones cooked for you? +--- 19192305 +>>19192296 (OP) +boiled plantains +cold, unseasoned, boiled green plantains in a tupperware container +--- 19192308 +When I was in college I ordered orange chicken from a local takeout place and it was flavored with orange gumdrops. +--- 19192311 +one time someone cooked for me a bad thing. +worse than any other! +--- 19192317 +Mostly everything he made was bad but I liked it because love. +--- 19192318 +>>19192296 (OP) +Not related to the actual thread but +>Dad buys ham and cheese savory swiss rolls with eggs and mayo +>Serves them +>Try a bit +>Disgustingly salty +>Sea water salty +>I can't fucking eat this +>Dad is chowing it down +>Tell dad there is a problem with it that they must have accidentally the salt +>Dad gets mad +>Tries to make me eat it +>It's just regular food what's wrong with you? +Five years later he has to take blood pressure medication otherwise he is at risk of a stroke +--- 19192321 +>>19192296 (OP) +My MIL's spaghetti. Fucking awful. She adds a cup or so of vegetable oil to the noodles, then another one to the overcooked ground beef. Tossesthe meat slick mess in a jar of Ragu. +You're shitting in 15 minutes. She thinks it's good. +--- 19192325 +>>19192296 (OP) +i like week old pizza that i heat up in a pan +--- 19192346 +>>19192296 (OP) +potato salad that was made with twice as much mayo as usual +--- 19192359 +>>19192325 +must suck being poor bro +--- 19192362 +>>19192346 +That wasn't mayo my man. +--- 19192404 +>>19192321 +>MIL +mail in lover? +--- 19192408 +>>19192296 (OP) +>Be child +>Mum taking us for a beach vacation +>Rented a house with a couple of family friends who are also bringing their children +>Night 1 mum cooks, all good as usual +>Night 2 one of the other mums cook +>Chicken and gravy and spaghetti bolognese +>Chicken was store bought so it's fine +>But the gravy was instant gravy, mixed so thick that the spoon is standing up in the pot +>"Bolognese" is just tinned tomato puree with sliced bacon heated in a pot +>Stick to the plain chicken all night +I wasn't a picky eater as a kid but come on, even at that age I knew how to brown beef and onions in a pan. Or how to follow the fucking instructions on a gravy packet. +--- 19192569 +>>19192359 +>he doesn’t know +--- 19192607 +>>19192359 +must suck having dick in your mouth 2 times a day diff --git a/ck/19192304.txt b/ck/19192304.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7fa72ef5dd77d4a18027ab3e304d1e47c4cf303d --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192304.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 19192304 +>hamburger is a burger +>sandwich is a sandwich +>put sandwich filling in burger buns +>it’s a roll +>put burger fillings in sandwich bread +>it’s a burger sandwich +>some people call fried chicken in between burger buns a sandwich +>fried chicken in sandwich bread is clearly a fried chicken sandwich + +We need standardisation +--- 19192313 +>>19192304 (OP) +There are in states with prepared food taxes +--- 19192314 +>>19192304 (OP) +It's all made up, anon. Let go. The only objective thing in the universe is raw mathematics. Even the decisions people come to based on math are informed by subjective values. + +Embrace the chaos. +--- 19192316 +>>19192304 (OP) +sounds pretty standardized to me +--- 19192324 +>>19192316 +None of it makes any sense and some people will call what is clearly a burger a sandwich +--- 19192336 +>>19192304 (OP) +Hamburger between regular bread is a patty melt +--- 19192354 +>>19192336 +To the gallows with this child of Satan diff --git a/ck/19192329.txt b/ck/19192329.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6febb9d1f6d8665aeb68801ec34b8f6815a7f932 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192329.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 19192329 +itt post based foods +--- 19192341 +I eat faggots for breakfast +--- 19192353 +>>19192341 +dad? diff --git a/ck/19192388.txt b/ck/19192388.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5c537118bde67fb872315c3a7abcc3c9ff0ec8e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192388.txt @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +----- +--- 19192388 +wa +--- 19192395 +>>19192388 (OP) +la +--- 19192397 +>>19192388 (OP) +simpleton says what? +--- 19192401 +>>19192395 +congrats on graduating the 4th grade +--- 19192405 +>>19192395 +>ketchup +ruined +--- 19192413 +>>19192395 +Cool! I'm trying to do that now but I've wasted 2-3 hours on the fucking fries +--- 19192423 +>>19192401 +a true smash burger is way harder than 4th grade dude +>>19192405 +it's bbq. this is a smokehouse burger +--- 19192434 +>>19192423 +fuck off idiot +--- 19192443 +>>19192434 +i bet dn doesn't even pre smash his burgers +--- 19192453 +>>19192413 +--- 19192466 +>>19192423 +>bbq +literally made of ketchup +--- 19192471 +>>19192466 +>literally made of ketchup +those are fighting words round these parts diff --git a/ck/19192406.txt b/ck/19192406.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bac4b4fdc90145989df910c719d61a4292427ee3 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192406.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 19192406 +Menu thread +Post menus from favorite places +--- 19192410 +>>19192406 (OP) +--- 19192415 +>>19192406 (OP) +>I never graduated high school +--- 19192419 +>>19192410 +--- 19192425 +>>19192419 +--- 19192752 +>>19192406 (OP) +Incredibly based. I genuinely want to eat at Razzoos, I'd get a fried Gator tail meal and a Gator punch jr. This is a menu for a place called American Burrito, and it's exactly the kind of place it sounds like +--- 19192755 +>>19192752 +--- 19192778 +>>19192406 (OP) +>big women are the best +Confirmed for Based +--- 19192872 +>>19192406 (OP) +>>19192410 +>>19192419 +>>19192425 +I'd kill to have a fun cajun place like that by me. +--- 19192902 +>>19192410 +>Gimmicky restaurant +>Actually fun theme +>A menu I want to try +>Food not served in a litterbox +How did they do it? How did they pull it off? +--- 19192924 +>>19192908 +A man like me? I could have one of each. +--- 19192932 +>>19192909 +Sweet jesus the Scully sounds incredibly decadent diff --git a/ck/19192456.txt b/ck/19192456.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d809423f4fa8c996c92fbfe1b37ee330120fb953 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192456.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 19192456 +What are your favorite brands of frozen tendies? Do you make tendies from scratch? What are your favorite comfort food recipes anons? +--- 19192477 +my comfort food is these god-awful frozen cheeseburgers from walmart +they're rubbery as hell and don't even really taste like meat but I love them diff --git a/ck/19192479.txt b/ck/19192479.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b8906b4eb5ebb48bbd8afd41974b29afaec2c96e --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192479.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 19192479 +What kind of salads do you usually eat? +I like to make gizzard salads +--- 19192488 +>edamame +>diced apple (lady pink is preferred) +>diced red onion +>crumbled feta +>charred corn +>Greek vinaigrette dressing, salt and pepper to taste +--- 19192514 +>>19192479 (OP) +It depends on what I'm hungy for and what I have around the place and what's in the fridge. +--- 19192546 +Im just starting to get into salads, lately ive been making one with just lettuce, crushed walnuts, cranberries, and a splash of vinegar. +I realized the ratio is extremely important because i made it once without enough cranberries or vinegar and it tasted way too bitter and shitty. +--- 19192621 +>>19192488 +sounds great, I think I'll give it a go diff --git a/ck/19192481.txt b/ck/19192481.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..934fcc056f9ad7f875ed7d084a220788de56af46 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192481.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 19192481 +These are piss of the gods. Best drink thread +--- 19192510 +>>19192481 (OP) +I like to leave a few of these on my apartment balcony in the sun for a day or so and then drink them while kneeling in the shower while pretending they’re my ex girlfriend +--- 19192717 +>>19192481 (OP) +i will say thats some fucking awesome y2k cyberpunk branding. +--- 19192772 +>>19192481 (OP) +My favorite citrus soda, kind of hard to find I think Wendy's is the only fast food chain that carries it and in grocery stores I've found it in Albertson's but not Walmart. diff --git a/ck/19192512.txt b/ck/19192512.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3629a2f4d2e2e8a210263737824b3e052a24f063 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192512.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 19192512 +i fell for the rice and beans meme and now i'm always agitated from missing nutrients +--- 19192515 +nope just retarded sorry +--- 19192519 +the real low-budget complete diet is pasta, eggs, potatoes, and peanut butter +--- 19192524 +>>19192515 +that too +--- 19192633 +Rice and beans plus potatoes is all you need for perfect health and a flawless nutrients profile. If you disagree with this your a raterd. +--- 19192750 +>>19192512 (OP) +try rice and beans and gummy vitamin +--- 19192897 +mixed grains + mixed legumes + chia seeds diff --git a/ck/19192544.txt b/ck/19192544.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d650681ef81896d6d1da92a2c1bee20222d93b74 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192544.txt @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ +----- +--- 19192544 +Well? +--- 19192551 +>>19192544 (OP) +>Jai alai F +Stopped reading there. Shit tier list +--- 19192552 +>>19192544 (OP) +>canned modelo +I'm a fat bottle boy +--- 19192568 +>>19192551 +>stopped reading there +it's a picture anon +and that's literally the last important detail of the picture +--- 19192595 +>>19192544 (OP) +Why do people think it's ok to market alcohol to children? +--- 19192600 +>>19192595 +Fuck them kids +--- 19192638 +>>19192544 (OP) +if it was reversed, I might agree to some +--- 19192648 +>>19192600 +After you get them drunk +--- 19192794 +>>19192551 +Dude just couldn’t take the IPAs, they were instant shit to him + +I’ve hardly had any of these, what are yalls take on em? I agree that Miller is shit +--- 19192831 +https://youtu.be/snhiofL2Rh4 [Embed] +--- 19192839 +>>19192544 (OP) +move s, a, and heineken to e, move up the others respectively, and jai alai to b. breddy gud +--- 19192873 +>>19192544 (OP) +> watch first 10 seconds +> Squidward admits he hasn't had a drink in 4 years +>stop watching +--- 19192874 +>>19192839 +Good tierlist because I like Blue Moon +--- 19192899 +There are maybe 3 things on that chart that I would even consider drinking if it was the zombie apocalypse, and I have no clue who that guy (?) in the top right is supposed to be. +--- 19192916 +>>19192873 +His corporate owners also own Bud Light and need to distract from the boycott diff --git a/ck/19192602.txt b/ck/19192602.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c72432cbc1efe855814e26e986be7a066aba9eff --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192602.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 19192602 +caffeine and alcohol +redbull sour +--- 19192637 +sounds like good tastes +--- 19192668 +>>19192602 (OP) +>drinking alone at the bar +based +--- 19192686 +Wish I had the balls to go out drinking alone diff --git a/ck/19192660.txt b/ck/19192660.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e0565b928ee970278811cb47d0189821cf9c2443 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192660.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 19192660 +baby kale is too bitter to eat raw. how can i cook it to make it palatable? +I also have about four 16oz containers of various fresh mexican salsa. what can i make with all the salsa and kale? kale enchiladas? kale chiliquiles? + +any tips on using the salsa to cook the kale? i know salsa is acidic and could be used to bring down bitterness of kale, but how. diff --git a/ck/19192704.txt b/ck/19192704.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0f6136abb30cf47bfe3ab36c0ec01b0380496b5c --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192704.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 19192704 +I will be hospitalized soon, and I am wondering if those fancy lunchboxes work. I know stainless steel shit like Yeti and Hydroflask work for drinks, but I am skeptical about hot foods. + +What do you guys use to store food? Usually, it's just a tupperware container. +--- 19192749 +I just eat everything straight away +--- 19192766 +>>19192749 +Yes, but hospitals, they forbid you from eating at certain times, usually hours before tests and treatments. +--- 19192791 +why are you being hospitalized +--- 19192806 +>>19192791 +I'm dying like literally cancer, LMAO. Going to get a new organ and am preparing for the pre-transplant evaluation in a few days. Then the actual transplant from weeks to months +--- 19192813 +>>19192704 (OP) +Pikachu looks tastier but Moe looks more detailed +--- 19192821 +>>19192813 +Ham skin is always gonna look unsettling. +--- 19192827 +>>19192806 +Chances are you're going to be on a Bland/Hospital Food diet my dude, they're going to control everything that goes into your body because a sodium/sugar spike can fuck your numbers up. Anything to minimize organ rejection and complications (Plus money, they get to charge way more.) +--- 19192833 +>>19192827 +I was hospitalized before this not too long ago and most home-cooked meal is fine. It's much healthier than the soy protein and concentrate crap they know they are feeding you. +--- 19192849 +>>19192833 +You weren't hospitalized for "getting a new organ", the rules are different now, retard. May as well say they let you eat what you want that time you got an ingrown toe too. +--- 19192850 +>>19192827 +>>19192833 +The only problem is that my caretakers are still usually at home by the time mealtime begins (Since it's an hour away). +--- 19192861 +>>19192704 (OP) +the hospitals in Oregon all have bomb food and you get to order whatever you want from a daily menu +--- 19192864 +>>19192849 +They literally cut a piece of the affected area and diagnosis me with organ failure. Stop talking out of your ass; it's pathetic misinformation. There was a salt and water limit set on me for like a month. +--- 19192871 +Also, as stated above, you are usually allowed to eat stuff from home (tell your caretaker to go easy on the salt and sugar), but you can't eat it before each operation, whether it be surgery or scans. diff --git a/ck/19192751.txt b/ck/19192751.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4e5b972085f83b9473d1f1cab8c278afa69e1106 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192751.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 19192751 +>cant fucking cook +>makes videos about cooking +Why do (((foodtubers))) do this? +--- 19192762 +>>19192751 (OP) +> can't create interesting threads +> creates threads +Why do (((OPs))) do this? diff --git a/ck/19192760.txt b/ck/19192760.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5be177d48b5bae8cca85e2e965d0a48cf0be5c51 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192760.txt @@ -0,0 +1,83 @@ +----- +--- 19192760 +Why would anyone go to Mcdonalds and pay a ridiculous price for a shittier burger? The burger I just cooked tastes way better, and also costs way way way less to make. +--- 19192768 +>>19192760 (OP) +>The burger I just cooked tastes way better +no +--- 19192804 +>>19192760 (OP) +McDonalds patties are far better than frozen supermarket patties +No clue what they're seasoning those fuckers with but it tastes like heaven +--- 19192812 +>>19192804 +proprietary oil mix and flavorings. you will never find it at the supermarket. +>>19192760 (OP) +used to grab bubba burgers and grill them with my friends, put on potato rolls with whatever else we wanted. tasted nice and we had fun. ah, youth. +--- 19192815 +the mcdonalds taste, i haven't been able to replicate it. everything they use, from the tasteless bun to the weirdly "plain" cheese to the burger. It coalesces. There's something they aren't telling us. +don't get me wrong, i like burgers all over, as an american i try to eat 1 every day, but mcdonalds hits different. +--- 19192822 +>>19192760 (OP) +Unless you are grilling them, frozen raw beef patties always end up tasting like those nasty Steak-umms, but 6x as thick. +--- 19192825 +>>19192760 (OP) +what percentage of the patties you bought is water or broth or something like that? +--- 19192837 +>>19192804 +>>19192812 +>proprietary oil mix and flavorings. you will never find it at the supermarket. +It's just salt and pepper. But there are probably things being done differently, like the aging and grinding of the beef, particle size of the salt and pepper, how long the preground pepper sits to change its flavor, etc. that means it won't ever taste like it does at home. +--- 19192838 +>>19192760 (OP) +whole burgers with buns? those are shit. cook them in the microwave and they're chewy. cook them in the oven and the bread gets rock hard +--- 19192844 +>>19192812 +>bubba + +Well he ain't eating those - they're like 20 dollars for 8 now. +--- 19192854 +>>19192844 +fuck +--- 19192875 +>>19192760 (OP) +>does the wagie work himself +>bubba burger superpower 2030 +--- 19192890 +>>19192838 +>>19192838 +No, just meat patties. I have bread I throw it on. Who the fuck would buy a burger with buns frozen lmfao +>>19192844 +The brand is called Flanders, I've never had bubba but this brand is very delicious. +--- 19192893 +>>19192822 +I just cooked them on a pan on the stove, they taste fine, cooks fine. I put some lettuce on the bread and some thousand island dressing, threw the cooked burger patty on it, ate it, better than any Mcdonalds shit and much more filling. +--- 19192905 +>>19192760 (OP) +McDonalds has a prestige that freezer burgers simply don't have +--- 19192906 +>>19192890 +Costco sells whole frozen Angus burgers with buns. +--- 19192913 +>the mcdonalds patty lacks the texturedsoy flour bite +>>19192890 +>The brand is called Flanders, I've never had bubba but this brand is very delicious. +they sure do look quality! +--- 19192914 +>>19192906 +Well that seems like the bread would get nasty warming it up and it's probably more expensive than just buying the meat patties. A Big Mac sandwich by itself is around ~$5 I believe. So I can get 8x as many burgers just cooking it myself and it tastes better to me. Also probably isn't poisoned with God knows what. +--- 19192923 +>>19192760 (OP) +Convenience. The process for McDonalds is: +>go to McDonalds +>order burgers, $8-15 per person or so +>eat burgers +The process for homecooked burgers is: +>go to grocery store, spend $20-30 on burger patties, cheese, buns, condiments, etc +>spend at least half an hour prepping ingredients, cooking the burgers, etc +>spend around the same amount of time cleaning everything up +Obviously it depends on the situation, if you have a family or large friend group to feed McDonalds may be prohibitively expensive, but for one or two people the time and labor saved makes it worthwhile. +--- 19192934 +>>19192837 +The small chopped grilled onions add a lot to the flavor. +It's probably the reason I like their normal burgers but don't like their fancy burgers. diff --git a/ck/19192765.txt b/ck/19192765.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e3d0d0a6a680d73216610801a868718c66e68899 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192765.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 19192765 +One of the best ways to spend an hour: https://youtu.be/U3QYai6bv5M [Embed] +--- 19192782 +>>19192765 (OP) +This guy has the healthiest heavy diet I've ever seen. He is almost 90 and is still going strong with heavy sauces, wine, sugar, and cheeses. +--- 19192843 +>>19192765 (OP) +He drinks a ton, but the heavy foods are really only for show. Watch his at home videos. Sure, there's some cream and butter, but most of his stuff is reasonably healthy. +--- 19192868 +>>19192765 (OP) +>slurps diff --git a/ck/19192781.txt b/ck/19192781.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3a854b9c848c15fd5ea71bd476331263d753fa8b --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192781.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 19192781 +Any anons know where I can purchase an approximation of this discontinued subway "chicken" product, the patties used in their oven roasted chicken sandwich? I went to Subway for the first time in years, and the fucks don't carry it anymore. I'm hankering like mad, and I refuse to believe I'll never taste this fake chicken ever again in my life. +Shitty bread is easy to get, and I got shredded lettuce and kewpie mayo. All I need is fake grilled chicken product. i'm sure some food service anons or anons with niche tastes must know. +--- 19192786 +>>19192781 (OP) +did you try the grocery store +--- 19192790 +>>19192781 (OP) +Get quorn fake chicken patties and pan sear them with Worcestershirr sauce +--- 19192797 +>>19192786 +yes anon. they have real frozen grilled chicken, or breaded chicken patties. and they taste nothing like the sponges they sold at subway. diff --git a/ck/19192807.txt b/ck/19192807.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6c21a8e8bfebaf86921acf620febcbdb8362497 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192807.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 19192807 +Anyone went to culinary school? Was it a good experience and did you learn new things? +I'm interested in it might consider applying. +--- 19192823 +Yes, as a customer. Tasty stuff. I dunno how it worked out for the students but I enjoyed the food +--- 19192834 +>>19192807 (OP) +>I want to make 15 bucks an hour slinging salads at a shitty corporate resto with 100k in debt. + +It's a very, very bad idea. +t.former corporate resto GM who loved watching the hope drain from the new pantry cook's face as they realized what a mistake they'd made. +--- 19192836 +>>19192807 (OP) +Nobody here knows how to cook. Even basic shit like chopping an onion or making demi-glace is beyond the /ck/ poster's ability. +--- 19192841 +>>19192836 +I can make scrambled eggs +--- 19192852 +>>19192836 +I've never made demi glace but it seems simple enough. diff --git a/ck/19192832.txt b/ck/19192832.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b36d04a8821aa11253248906648d4f244f986f08 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192832.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 19192832 +>want to cook myself dinner +>roommate has been sitting in the kitchen talking to some due for two fucking hours +--- 19192842 +just cook anyways you autismal fuck +--- 19192847 +>>19192842 +cooking with other people around is hellish, especially random strangers +everyone knows this +--- 19192853 +>>19192832 (OP) +stop making these threads and just move fag +--- 19192855 +>>19192847 +this, idk why it is like this, i wondered why my parents didnt want anyone else in the kitchen growing up, now im the same way. i still dont know WHY though +--- 19192858 +>>19192847 +>roommate +>random stranger +--- 19192860 +>>19192858 +I literally said he's talking to some guy in the OP +One of his friends I'd assume but I don't know any of them so to me it's a stranger +--- 19192863 +>>19192847 +>cooking with other people around is hellish, especially random strangers +Then ask them to head to another room while you cook dinner. Tell them you're going to be making some noise or you need some room to work. Fuck, it's not that hard. You can speak, right? +--- 19192869 +>>19192860 +I'm sorry, in my country "due for two fucking hours," means a owed or waiting for that time. +--- 19192877 +>>19192869 +my bad, that was a typo, meant to say "dude" +--- 19192878 +>not narrating everything you do in the kitchen while pretending to host your own cooking show +You can have a whole conversation by just saying it out loud instead of just in your head +--- 19192879 +Sorry, OP, that's the rule. He was in the room first and therefore gets to determine what it's used for. +You're going to have to wait until he leaves or falls asleep for more than 45 minutes. +--- 19192882 +>>19192832 (OP) +>Hey are you making anything? +>I'm thinking of cooking ______, do you want any too? diff --git a/ck/19192910.txt b/ck/19192910.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..11b1c4d84935f6abf3c010604059c8bb189137e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/ck/19192910.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 19192910 +after drinking alone at the bar, +dessert alone at cafe +--- 19192918 +>>19192910 (OP) +I too enjoy drinking/dining alone in public